Let's go live.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Let's good chat.
Ha, ha, ha.
Let's take a seat, bro.
Got a lane low, man, we got a lane low.
Bro, they keep coming for us, bro.
That's he can't everyone keeps asking us for photos, but they got a chill with all that shit
What the fault listen?
I'm supposed to be by myself. I dream con but Santi was at the airport bro in the city
I recognize his big hoodie, so I looked at his face, and they saw I saw I saw Santi bull guys
Apparently explain explain why you're here, bro. Um
Like so what happened was that like Suki was supposed to
come with me we're supposed to land at the same time but then like his plane
exploded right before it was about to take off so on the runway the plane the
engine the left engine blew up he couldn't board that flight so he got the
next he missed his flight again he didn't miss his flight he didn't miss his
flight it was like it was it has something to do with the engine oh and so
then I was in the airport thinking about what the fuck I was going to do and I
looked down and I see a blue go yard bag I'm like what the fuck I look up is this
Asian as do and that I look over it's another Asian as do yeah so now where I
dream come bro I'm gonna be honest this might be a picture of Thon I do have
some shit I gotta do later it's like a game show with me mark Senna I don't know
who's a part of it but shit maybe maybe I'm a rule I don't know but yeah we'll
be sharing the whole time today but then I gotta but then I gotta go to the
airport go to Miami hardline like six oh what you got in Miami I got I got a
World Cup game I got to go to man oh and then the next day I'm competing in
speeds crater cup what the fuck and then the next day and going back to
Arlington and then you got shooting you and then I got streamer you bro oh
Oh, Streamer's gonna be really fun for us, bro.
I hope they make his room.
Yeah?
Yeah, I hope they make his roommates, bro.
I don't know about that, bro.
Dude, I can't believe Columbia lost, bro.
Yeah, you didn't make it to Streamer U.
Columbia lost to Switzerland?
Vietnam's not even in the World Cup.
I really lost to Switzerland.
We don't have any finishers. That was the problem, bro.
We don't have anybody to fucking finish.
And now Messi has a clean path to the semifinals.
And the finals to be honest he rigged it bro. He's just Israeli ties, okay?
Columbia overrated
Go home. I help Lacey for his knee surgery. I'm good
Who that extra Emily
Like gang wasn't even a punta where you disguise brother's definitely extra
Bro, should I put on some shit?
Okay, that's extra Emily with a ski mask.
Alright, fuck you. Let's go, man.
Yeah! Hey, who's that drinker, man?
Me! Salty Boogas!
Me!
Today's gonna be a duo stream, bro.
Oh my god, bro. I've been waiting on one of these, bro.
It's like, I'm still gonna get me.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm gonna see you, bro.
Don't touch me. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, we had her at the house it's good y'all
I know Rodney bro I know Rodney bro you know Rodney
Come back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good, it's good.
So good, bro.
Who is that?
Hey, can I get a...
Can I get a photo of you?
A photo?
That looks good, looks good.
I'm very so recognized.
No, I'm not.
You had the softest eyes ever.
Yeah, but I have the softest eyes.
I need I need some gear to be honest with you
we have a good day look at our best look mama this just says 2021
watch this at 2023 so much who you love or you have to talk to bro see
No, no, no people really friends with agent you're going to ship a university talking about
Like what the fuck?
I don't got ties to see
I just got this handed to me
Hey
I don't know how tall are you bro.
Shit, I don't know how tall are you.
What?
This ain't about me bro, this ain't about me bro.
This is about Jason, gang.
I'm like 5'2", 5'3", bro.
How tall are you?
There's no way you're 5'8".
5'8".
I got my badge, sir.
I got my badge.
I don't know, it's on the hand of this thing.
Damn, everyone looking for badges.
That's the badge, bro. Y'all have a good shape, bro.
All right, all right, I'm ready to go in
Three apples tall
Five eight do why everyone call you short brother. You're tall young man. You're a tall young man
I'm five eight. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's tall young man. I'm not sure everybody's just tall
My god today's gonna be freaking epic. It's gonna be a good ass. Today. I'm denying all photos. I'm not doing no photos today
I'm done. I'm sick of taking photos. You'd be my security. I'm sick of meeting grease
Hey, hey, bro security with the paper on be sure my they not gonna think I'm security that is
No from now on no tap is allowed either. No dad. I'm slapping hands
I don't know
bro I should have had some animation on man I just came off a flight the extra
ambulance
oh nice where we going
I can't get it back.
Yep, chain take.
You know what?
Oh, I think that was downstairs.
Well, you can't just come with us?
Well, you know we can, but all I guess is he's already in,
but if he tries to get back, if you leave and then try to come back,
he'll eventually need your badge when we're not all together.
Oh, I'll just get the badge later.
Okay, I'll get the badge later.
My chain is gone!
It's a policy!
What the hell are we, man?
Why is everything falling to the right, Mike?
Are you straight to this?
Right?
Over here?
Oh, it's going to walk around.
Oh, this is the...
Okay, around what time?
Maybe four?
Maybe two?
We have like an hour or something?
Uh, do you want me to take you to get your bag right now?
Yeah, I can get it.
Oh my goodness.
No, you might get stopped by security for a walk around.
Oh, for real?
Oh, okay.
No, you guys don't.
I'll find your sim.
I'll find you later.
I know this.
I don't know.
We might as well go together, right?
Yeah, that's a must do.
Yeah, we have to.
Hey!
Oh, Jason!
I didn't get to see you!
Sit down!
What's going on?
Jason, Jason, the fucking way!
Let's go!
Hi, Jason.
Hi, Jace.
Yeah, I'm a security for today.
Your security?
Oh, you gotta go.
I got my stuff.
Long time no see, but I spent a minute doing...
Yeah, I know.
You're doing stuff for so long.
I know.
You're crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Arlington.
Sonny, you want to take that?
No, no, back in my prom.
I tore my ACL, but...
Oh, that's your security spot?
Yeah.
It was my security.
My security could fuck up your security.
Now you're gonna see, I don't...
My security would beat the fuck out of your security.
My security will fuck you up, sir.
Fuck your guy up.
It's 80 with the fucking interview.
Oh shit, I thought it was the security too.
It's going back in the second one, 30.
It starts at 2, yeah.
Were you leaving?
Do you want to wear that in court?
Yeah, like technically, yeah, we have to be there at 2.20.
Technically, everybody, Joe doesn't like you.
But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's why you said the text is here.
I'll text you guys.
They're sitting down doing nothing, basically.
Yeah, bro, come on, let's get on the move.
Let's take a few photos.
Yeah.
When they're ready, it's like, okay, now we got to go.
It's up in the sky.
Jason, the park is green.
Yo, I'll see you there.
Jason, they want a photo with you
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the matter?
What's the matter?
Hey, I'm a group account, bro
Oh, what do you clip?
Everybody, you, everybody
Okay, okay, how much do you make?
It varies, bro
When the Chinese bought TikTok
They fucked it up, bro
Yeah, that's fucked up, bro
They fucked it up, bro
I'll see you, I'll see you
You're telling the last seven days, man.
You should be turning up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good job.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, I don't know.
No problem.
I'm fine.
Alright, alright, I need to reset.
Alright, you want more?
I don't know.
Who are you just starting?
I need to reset, bro.
You just started?
That road is a whole line.
It's a line, bro.
They choose to move just after the check. Yo, you need a bodyguard. Why do you say random kid?
Jack do we do we take the elevator?
But
For now on I mean from now on I mean
What's it? What's it? What do we do? Well, she did us came up. She said
Alright, can we see the elevator to get to the first floor now?
It looks like it starts to pile when I take one.
Should I get a break?
Whoa!
What's up, sir?
I gotta put my hood on, they keep coming for me.
I
Right in blue so small and useless and why is he chopped just like
No death death I've been wearing this for like five days. I work through the party
I were on the fly
Recognize you
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a water. Okay, as long as murder. Yeah
Okay, okay, thank you, bro
Leave the way bro, how can you even see my boy? I mean he doesn't have it as a big-ass bucket TV you came right in front of me
I'm saying that's Maru Embers.
He wasn't wrong man.
Oh my god, I love when people recognize me.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
I think I'll shot you back right now.
And then if I'm gonna go back up.
Oh shit bro.
What are you doing to abolish in here? How do I abolish?
Should I just start yelling Jason Louise here?
No.
Should I start yelling it?
No.
What? There's probably other creators here, so.
For other creators?
I can't stimulate. I gotta look at chat through my phone.
No, I'm not going to lie, bro. I gotta look at chat through my phone.
I get so itchy when I can't read the chat.
Oh, they brought dogs in here!
Please stop.
Oh, you want to... No, I'm not doing photos right now, bro.
I'm not doing photos right now. I'm sorry, man.
I'm not doing photos right now
Who's talking about me?
Not you, hell no, not you
Oh you, you
You nobody, come on bro
It's just me and a random dude coming through
It's definitely not Jason the wind
This is not the creator line, is it?
Bro, they told me that the creator line was...
Wait, what the fuck?
Are you like God?
That's a filter mic bro
What's a filter mic? What a Mario hat.
What do y'all do?
Oh, what do we do?
We just be chillin'.
Nah, nah, I'm tryin' to be like you, man.
Bro, all eyes, bro. What am I sayin'?
I'm a...
Yo butt to these two-factor beat-a-future.
Yo butt, wait, two-factor.
What's they thinkin' with pause at the same time?
I don't even...
Fuck, I don't even know how to get it. It's gonna be embarrassing.
Do I just tell him my name? How does it work?
Oh my I
Don't know this is the one I have
Yeah, homies
Wait
You took up the mask
Nobody cared who you were to pick up the last nobody cares until you take out the math
about life yeah I got that yeah I mean bro just just you're you gave a little
anime world like just I don't know what it is it's not about you just gets
animated you don't need a costume bro you got a volcano on your face what the
fuck does that mean okay I've been breaking out cuz I've been drinking
you too much bro yes no I like drinking I do this thing where I get
really itchy if I don't drink for long periods of time that's actually pretty cool
that's going alcohol no that's called hunger that's cool I'm trying to get
lit that's what that's called but actually and tonight I'll pray for you
don't go to a party with silky bro no you're not yeah I'm gonna party with
silky with Jerry wound no yeah and we're gonna go on stream yeah off
No stream. No, hon.
Bro, if you don't go to parties, off stream, live real parties.
Yeah, I know. Exactly so.
I mean, off stream.
What?
You don't go to parties on stream.
So where the fuck are we going?
Like dream con parties?
You know what they call?
You know what they call dream con parties?
What do they call them?
They call them cream con.
No, I hate that.
I hate that so much.
No.
They call it cream.
No, what they be fucking at the parties?
Bro, it gets freaky.
I don't know.
I'm an experience.
That's what I heard from.
Oh no! No!
That's what I heard from everybody.
They really be fucking at the court. No!
I'm so mad.
Dennis, bro, really?
You share my hotspot.
Oh you can't.
I have no fucking chance.
Yeah, I got so much.
I think I'm banned or something.
I'm just gonna have fun.
The pass is brah brah.
Thank you, man.
He's hoodie about you. I'm not actually really actually a little girlfriend. Yeah
We're doing it because I got to get a hoodie. I need a hoodie
I'm gonna you look good in big
And a true religion hoodie blue comment
Bro you ever just room of the girl, but then she took her hoodie you never got it back
No, I don't think so ever no. Oh, yeah, me neither. I always take my hoodies back. Yeah, me too
No, me too. No, you don't get high off of a girl having your hoodie in her collection. Oh, she's not not a hoodie
Oh, shit.
They're saying Selena got both of y'all's headies.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Selena got your headies?
No, I don't think so.
No, but she reacted with a skull emoji to Artie saying hi yesterday for the day before.
Selena?
I think she's still alive.
She's ready to come back, bro.
No, you gotta face that for her.
It's up to you.
No, I blocked on everything.
What?
Yeah, I don't know.
I think she wants to live her own life and do her own shit.
I know, but what about me?
What about me? That's not including me!
I forgot.
Bro, I gotta stream.
I don't think she's on that anymore.
I heard dude 3 is coming out.
Oh shit.
Never outchased in the plot of Dune 1 or Dune 2.
Wapo!
What happened?
Yo bro.
Hello?
Yo bro.
Yo, is he even like...
Hello? Is your butt down on me?
Uh, I mean, I'm getting my badge right now.
Random kid behind you, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Her aura alone scared me.
Who is this woman with the soft eyes?
The kind eyes.
Yeah, guapa?
Uh, congrats on streamer, you guys.
Uh, I don't have a...
I don't have a...
I was staying with Silk and Yellow.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
Yeah, I do look good
In a babe hoodie! I just thought I wear a babe!
Okay!
Maybe it's the blue!
Why are you all under chat spamming
zero underscore underscore underscore
underscore zero's?
One more underscore!
Okay, okay!
You know, my chat spam the fucking car emojis
with the crashing emojis.
Okay!
Why can't you spam the burberry emojis?
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know.
Yay!
You have no bit- oh I know, you're there!
Yeah, but congrats on um, congrats on...
Are you going to be an alumna? Oh no, because you're a professor by here, huh?
Yeah, I don't know yet. I have to wait patiently.
Are you going to be an alumna?
Yes.
I think you may be. I think...
Oh, can you join the voice call, guys?
No, no, no, I'm just saying because like, I didn't get him to shim you, so like...
Oh, y'all are in the same boat!
Oh, you didn't get him either?
No!
There you go, go.
Now I feel better.
I feel better, thank you Emily for cheering me up.
Yes, yes, of course.
Yeah, it's epic.
And you don't want to have next year.
Oh, yeah, I was planning on being class of 24.
Really?
Of course, bro.
Don't be like that.
You play for the Grizzlies, that's what he told me, bro.
Do you know who that is?
Real or is that fake?
Gigi Jackson?
What do you mean Gigi Jackson?
Look at that Gigi Jackson.
Hey, we go up in the right room.
Bro, you play for the Grizzlies.
Actually, oh shit.
He tries to talk to them.
He's cool. That's his name. He dunked on Wimby. Oh, shit. Okay. What the fuck?
I love you.
Dude bro, you alright?
No.
I love you just.
No.
No, no, no, no!
No!
What are you doing, bro?
I surrender!
What are you doing?
Jason! I surrender!
I surrender, Jason!
Jason! I surrender!
I surrender, Jason!
I surrender!
Where are you going?
I surrender!
I surrender, Jason!
Bro, no I can't!
No, do this shit.
Do this shit with someone else, bro.
WTF is wrong with you?
No attention don't leave me don't leave me don't leave me don't leave me
It's good with you bro
Are you a creator?
I don't know
I'm about to snitch on you bro
Yeah yeah
Can you say uh hello Kaden
Hello Kaden
Oh my gosh I love you bro
Oh my gosh it's salty
Yeah, that's right there. Yeah
No, it's a game is fair. I mean
It's good, yo
Oh shit
But why is that like fucking dead cool? I've got a scare to fight you now. You got the power of fucking
17 you're my good. I only got hey you take the right look you take the right look
No, no, I can't punch miners
I'm easy. I'm a teacher. What are we doing? Oh my yeah, I punch on each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Hey, I'm most of the fight not sure you actually fight dude. Don't put me in that shit that that's cuz my AC I can't fight
What? Lacey's the only one that can have a tour of ACL?
He's already... He's already...
I mean, literally the one fighting for daddy.
You ready?
No!
Good shit!
Yeah, yeah, get him!
Aye, aye!
Fuck!
Well, that's not... No, that's...
Fuck, fuck, they start going...
Oh.
Ooh!
You too man, be safe.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Peace bro.
Wait, can you put me on soccer?
Yeah.
I'll get you on a few more shows.
No.
My idea, right?
You can eat his head tonight.
All right.
We just have to have everybody in my mind.
You can't have anybody.
Fuck that.
You're good.
I can't help bro.
I can't help.
Oh my god, bro. Holy shit, dude.
Like, what is this roller coaster of a person? Like, genuinely.
Like, ah, I can't burn. Yeah, no, he NMS for sure, bro.
No, no, no, bro. He can't be. That can't be. That can't be. That can't be.
I mean, he, bro, he lucky. He know everybody, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we're fucked, bro. I have no motion. What do you mean? I have no motion, bruh.
You don't got ID? You didn't work? No. He's playing in the dodgeball tournament.
Yeah. I told him that like five times. Maybe I'll call Orky. Orky saved me.
You saved me your ID didn't work. No, are you sure? Yeah
Oh
Rkey
I'm in the line to get the ticket do you have a QR code or something I could use and you could save my life
Let me make a box
Yeah, I did but they're sending me the QR code or something
We didn't get a week away do
Maybe an email
I could call mark right now much mark. No you know mark does not know me
But you're in his dodgeball tournament. Oh, yeah, but he knows he knows he knows of me. Maybe he's seen my face once or twice
Okay, okay, wait, are you curious?
Yeah, okay, or maybe the email that's with it
Okay, thank you for saving my life, okay. Thank you so much
Just calling
So
Shit
Suki mellows that dream call
Why do you even have contact with her?
Bro, I fucking love Suki mellow. You don't love Suki mellow?
Bro, damn
Isn't she actually hilarious?
I mean, but she...
Oh, shit
Bro, you gotta meet her, bruh
Nah
You have to, bruh
You might as well...
You might actually dorm with her
Hell no, bruh
You should dorm with her
Bro, it's not coed
You did us my pleasure
Bro, figure this shit out
Oh, I don't know
Bro, no, no, the...
You're...
I was telling me that
Bro, I just want to be a store owner
Oh, bro!
Oh, um, OSDS?
Sorry
That's why I didn't like that
No, no, I'm waiting for the email
Hi, bro, I'm going to call Mark
Oh, really?
I'm going to call Mark
For me?
You call for me, actually
I'm going to call Mark
Okay
Bro, I'll call Suki Mello
I
Don't I don't want I don't know please room with her please for me
Above
That's up to Kai that's up to Dean
Okay, so mark I think he's quite busy doing some shit with drink. Oh, yeah, you're probably you're probably cooked. Yeah, I'm probably fucked
So I'm probably going to have to do the thing where I need you to figure it out.
Yeah.
Because I have a thing to do upstairs.
Yeah.
No, yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, your guy told me.
He was like, we're going to have to leave you behind.
I said, no, because you're the reason I got in here in the first place, bro.
So I wouldn't be mad if you left me behind.
Nah, I mean, you maybe.
All right, well, let's go back up then.
Thank y'all.
I'm here, meet us with a wristband,
and I'm gonna have him help on Santi and talk to them.
Okay.
We'll figure it out.
Oh yeah, you're gonna figure your shit out, bro.
Actually.
I think so.
We're gonna try.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Thanks, bro.
Just make this time your goodbye.
Can I get a back one day?
Yeah.
Really?
I'll see you later, bro.
Okay, bye.
Hold up, we're gonna wait for,
cause we're gonna get you through this.
It's chill out here, we're gonna get our wristbands here,
and then while this mark is already upstairs.
So, it's about time, you know?
Is that a theme show?
Oh yeah, it is.
I mean, we're getting a wristband and then we're going to go upstairs and I think Mark
and Sina and someone else are up there.
Wait, who's the lineup again?
It's you, Mark, Sina, Krista, Max, Berlin.
Berlin's a yo.
I think Max's on his way.
He's here. He just like I don't think he's like that
Good lineup, bro. I don't know what type of game show we're doing
So bro
You know me
Like up to
Like I've been out for like 30 years. No, I'm saying it's on P. I'm saying like are you gonna bring it refresh the console?
Yeah, yeah, I'm on that. I'm on that bro on that poppin again
Yeah
And I'm guessing your name is Jason Jason Jason, what's your last name?
When all of like
What's your name?
Yes, what's your name?
Are we good to go?
Yo Sati!
I
He loves it for this video
Sorry I brought too many people but I had to be loads of
One of the best contracts aggressive
Oh, thank you, dude. Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Oh, my God!
How you been, bro?
It's been a minute.
How you been?
I grew up in shit.
I know.
Can I get this in the mic?
Hold me up a little bit.
Hold on.
I'll be on Jason, I'll fuck with that.
You're not like the other name of the road.
Of course not.
Let me fuck with Jason.
Then go a little more back.
Oh, fuck you.
Get this shit good, bro.
All right, you're good, man.
Me too, man.
Oh, no.
Got my star and gun.
Get out of here boys.
Yo, no, no, it's not me.
Cosplay and as a OVTO.
Oh, this shit's working.
Holy shit, look at the cosplay.
You know, I heard, I heard Yusef was coming back.
Do y'all remember the Yusef Dreamcon incident?
Look at the Dreamcon.
I don't remember.
I had to see that POV.
That's how you?
Who?
That's how you?
No, that's not me girl. Oh
I think who is it who is it?
It's not you then
Have you seen this man anywhere? No, I can't be me. No, I can't be me. Yeah, that's you
Can't be me. Yes, but I can sign it though
That's what you want. I believe it is you
You don't got time?
Yeah, I got you, bro. What's good?
Here you go.
You can't see it, bro.
We got this. We got this.
Yeah, we're talking about that.
Absolutely amazing.
Great cosplays y'all.
I'm pretty hungry.
What?
For real?
Oh my goodness.
Birthday one's going to fall.
Thank you. Thank you.
Appreciate you. Shout out loud.
Birthday one's going to fall.
Shout out to...
I'm going to bother you ladies.
Excuse me.
I don't know what the hell game show I'm competing in, but some people say it's our place.
oh man are we late
up Saunty's okay I had one of my guys look after Saunty so I think he should
be good
damn, a middle of the crowd
a middle of the crowd
The
the
For the rest of them to have a badge, for the rest of the folks to walk out, they need a green one.
Alright, let's get them walking out.
Yeah, thank you.
Jason in the building!
No, boy!
I mean, we're the star streamers.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, pay, pay, pay.
Hey, Jason, we're all working together to give me the win.
Wait, I don't understand this game. I'm making you.
I'm helping you win?
Yeah, you're making us.
Yes.
Why?
Don't ask nobody no questions. Just do it honestly.
Oh, what? I thought we were all individually competing.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm helping you?
Yeah, same, same, same, same.
We can run the team back
Oh
Look for TV use
Oh, dad, I got a lot of Cheetos.
Cheetos stuff.
You good?
Yeah.
You like, you know what I'm saying?
You want to start with?
Yeah, I love to start with.
I love to start with.
What's your favorite one?
I like, uh, uh, good, uh, well, I don't know about the other game.
No, no, you don't play over here.
You know, I watch the cartoons on Cartoon Network.
Oh, uh, I'm playing the dog's, oh, the dog's mall from.
At the mirror.
Yeah, you see it?
I wasn't allowed to watch the movies, bro. I wasn't allowed to watch the movies. What? It was PG-13.
I was a kid. I was a little kid.
That's how y'all do in Arlington. That's what it is.
Y'all all like that. Ain't really over there, bro.
Don't talk about my cell right now.
Don't. Don't.
I'm gonna rub it in my head right now.
I'm gonna join this boys' club. What's going on?
I gotta do it. Y'all love it. Are you an attorney?
No.
Good, because I would have...
You're an attorney though.
I'm an attorney, sir.
You're a shit game.
I got asked to be an attorney, did you?
I don't want to play shit Margot Robbie.
You asked?
I don't want to play shit Margot Robbie.
Did you get asked?
I don't want to play shit Margot Robbie.
I don't think I asked.
I'm good, I'm good.
I could have Margot Robbie right now and beat you in whatever game mode.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Can't get it by the time it hurts.
Oh, hurt? Oh, okay.
One percent.
I'm not saying like cuz you only play football right? No. What are you playing at?
Don't worry about it cuz you're my opp bro. Let me see you trying to deal with it.
I'm good on you. I'm good on you.
R6. I heard you. You're not gonna be the one to want to R6. I'm god you put in.
I'm god you put in. I never played R6 so what do I mean?
But I feel like I'd be like that if I got on it. Okay, let's do one more.
But I gotta get some training in here. That's fine.
My brother, my brother was top 4,000 players in R6 on console.
That's a dog, so I ain't understand, it's in my blood for it.
Wait, they don't transfer like that.
It's for me.
We check for it.
All of us have real estate games.
All of us.
But I'm a music musician.
I'm a music musician.
And I'm like, all right, I'm just a dog.
Oh, what if we want me in our second issue is better?
I'm Dan's coming built after you.
All right, let's put our TV's online.
Let's put our TV's online.
I'll put Rosie on the line.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Rosie has to stay unfortunately.
John?
No.
Rosie John.
He's been going through a lot.
I know.
Can I give you a hug?
I don't fucking hug.
All right.
He don't have to do shit.
He's on strike 30.
Wait, I should put Rosie on that, like probation?
Nah, he's on probation. One more mistake.
I mean, I'm pushing this over.
No more mistakes, Rosie.
I make mistakes.
And ask that let's put our TV's on the line for the arseys on me. I'm not in trouble.
Let's put our TV's on the line.
Right, she's got this one bad.
If you were really about it, let's put our TV's on the line.
Not bad.
No, shake like this.
What, are you gonna take my TV and just have it?
Oh, yes, absolutely yes.
So you have two TVU's?
I have two TVU's.
Where's the key?
What do you have?
So if you give him the Ronald one that's important, like six miles, you still have it.
Oh my God, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
What?
No, you're right.
I gotta be a man, bro.
You have a broken one.
No, no, I gotta be a man.
I want the 30K.
You're weird, you're weird.
I want the 30K then.
You're weird, bro.
You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird.
You're like being, you're moving mad weird right after a lot.
You're weird.
For the TVU, for the TVU.
All right, a working TV.
A working TV.
I'm gonna go check out what's going on on stage.
Now, we have a lot of people here dressed up with their cosplay.
Oh man, he's good.
Yeah man.
It's about to start.
What else?
What?
Gaming home?
Gaming home.
Absolutely.
Okay.
Absolutely.
I don't know what I'm ready for, but I'm ready, man.
You're done weekend?
Bro, where does Darth Maul get his shoes from?
Bro, you just...
Vader!
Oh
World Cup and then I gotta do some other things
I'm supporting
I
Bro he's seen like a couple of holly clips and thinking all the sudden you're a football fan
You don't know
I am going for England.
OK, OK.
Harry Kane, you better have a word with me.
You know, Harry Kane, no, go say it in English.
There's only five players in general.
OK, I can name a hundred.
Name a hundred.
You thought I was going to ask you.
I'll be at least a blue one.
That's fine. I said name a hundred.
I'm not going to sit here and name a hundred.
I can name fifteen.
Go.
OK, put money on it.
No, I'm not putting them in the right way.
You bluffed it.
I'm not bluffing.
$100.
How do you call it?
Ten more.
Okay, back.
I bet.
Hauling, I know Kyo Karee.
Uh, Anthony, Alonga.
Uh, what?
That's my name?
That's who it is?
That's my name.
Okay.
Christian Polissick.
Okay.
Uh, Marlin.
Marlin?
I'm playing.
What? What? Who?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, okay, okay.
You're a man. You're a man.
You're a four. You're a four.
Okay. You got six more.
It's he, uh...
He don't even know!
He played for Portugal.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
He has a wet pot.
I know this. I know this.
The light turned on.
You lost
I'm not going to be here Sunday, don't ask me.
I'm with my dad's here.
I guess all that shit you've been talking?
No, no, no, no.
Who's your dad beefing with again?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, you put my dad on that side of the tunnel,
but I was like, oh, I'm on his team.
I'm on his team.
You're on his team?
I'm on his team.
I'm always on his team.
Me too.
Are you playing basketball?
I told him I was going to sell me and he said no.
I would be great at basketball first of all.
Wait, are you ready to leave this year?
No, I don't know.
I mean, I'm not.
I was going to say why would you say I don't know.
Are you?
No, but I saw a poster.
I don't know if there is a greater league this year.
I don't know if there is one better league this year.
I saw a poster of them dogged our team the last time.
I don't know what the fuck they had put me for.
I was like, I don't know what the fuck they're fucking for.
Our team was like, uh, our team's like Egypt.
We got done like Egypt.
We did, actually, a little game.
You don't even know what that means.
No, I can't because I watch the game.
She's a lurker.
I actually, I'm a little full.
You know, I literally watched the game and they were calling the rest racist and all this stuff.
I watched the game.
Yeah, I actually need to talk to you.
Uh, but, uh, the game hold, but I didn't know what to say.
Oh, okay, wait, can I just, uh, I'll put it on, uh, yeah.
Oh, I gotta secure NMS?
Yeah.
Animes is in a long time so you can let the loan.
John, John, can I see the camera really fast?
Let me open animes for the outside.
somebody said no don't do that please no don't oh somebody said more okay damn
low-key though I kind of want Jason on my team because I feel like we're both
acid shit but I want marks I want this one John you're a good cameraman bro
Don't look that way, John.
John, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
You lower the ISO a little bit so it's really, really dark in the camera and you just do nothing
for the rest of the day.
And you pretend like you don't know how to fix it.
Oh, God, I'll give you two thousand dollars to do it.
Look at him go.
Bro, I was a little too tapped into the John day, I'm not gonna lie.
And it's like every time I refresh my timeline, I saw another NMS post.
I saw it, I've never seen a cameraman edit before.
I saw one that day.
Yeah, I thought it would be the third time that is, but I got a Montauk post then.
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
I wouldn't really call that a thirst trap, bro.
I couldn't really see a lot of the people.
John, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
No, John! I love you, I felt so bad, bro.
Oh!
John, you wouldn't give me a hug, bro.
Hey, can I see your shirt?
No.
Can I hold the camera and see your shirt?
Come on, bro, breathe.
I'm not thinking of making fun of my airline.
Bro, if you let an airlineist fly instead of I,
my shit's like, you know what I mean?
I don't I don't want to hear it. I've had it. I don't want it. I don't want to hear about your week
I don't hear it. So so you show show show your hairline show your hairline
So your hairline
He's got like a super nice BMW
That's what I'm saying bitch like what
three times more than me.
I don't think so.
Did you hear pay-dots?
Oh.
Oh, no.
Not the John pay-dots.
No, bro.
Not the John pay-dots.
Bro, you went out like that, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
John, I do want to come to the courier house.
I haven't been, bro.
Yeah, I have no permission to do that.
You got a cameraman that day.
Oh, you're coming.
Oh, yeah, we're you know how to Jason for the day. Yeah, so I'm trying to pull up
cuz I want to do like a whole day thing there, but I also pitched Jason the most
Sped idea. I think I know what it is. Don't say it. I'm not gonna say it. But you heard it, right?
I think it's on the calendar. I think it genuinely we might break a bone. I'm like
not even joking. I watched the video and it's really dangerous, but like it's kind of funny.
Oh, nah, nah, okay, if I say one I'm gonna say one thing and you tell me this thing splash
Okay, so we're not
No, mine is different I took it another day and I gave him an idea and then I watch a video on it
And I'm like 90% sure we can get dangerously hurt but like
Yeah, I kept getting pings yesterday. They said they said sit out. There's a room empty. There's a room empty
I kept getting that all day yesterday
The basement
Wait, is that the legality that's already broken you fix it didn't y'all break it the first day
I
Was so fucking dumb like four rooms on the case I have a closet
That's all he does even that many DJs bro, that literally is
They said basement. I just look in Jason Chad. They said basement. She can take Jason's room. Oh my god me and Jason
Should switch lives for a day
Wait, John, you don't want to hang out with me for like 24 hours?
That's like mad weird.
After today, I don't know.
Good, John.
This shot's really nice and friendly.
John, all I've ever done is show him love to you.
Yeah, that's how it's today.
Name one time I've been mean to you, today.
Oh, a little two minutes ago.
It's like you should like hold on to old shit, you know what I mean?
You gotta go and let it go, bro.
You gotta hold on to old shit, bro.
You gotta go and let it go.
John, come on.
You just made a W farm.
No, Chad, type a W if you feeling like a W today.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
They might type an L because they're not even feeling it.
Why would I farm W?
Oh, I gotta go?
Do y'all have a BRB?
Oh yeah, y'all just talk to each other.
Peace.
Not yet. Y'all just...
I've been seeing a lot.
I'll come fly down here.
Keep them down your life.
So, I can do that.
There you go.
Give me a hug, bro.
Hmm?
Have to fuck up, John.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What do you mean?
Yeah, but we're working.
I don't know what the fucking deal is.
deal is, but work with me right now. Be a professional. This is very unprofessional. I don't like it.
Spend W if you want to shit aggressively right now. Thank you. Listen, John, I don't think it's fair what you get online.
I think you're a good boy. I think you're an even better cameraman. I think you've got a great wrist and it's got a great Rolex on it.
I have to wear this because I have to wear it out on my mom.
My citizen baby shallot jeans.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
If you lose your job...
No, no, no.
You don't lose your job.
No, no, no.
You just gotta keep it.
You just gotta keep it?
Yep.
I'm not the best I've ever been.
You don't even like it.
I'm not part of it.
Interesting.
No.
I played a part in it.
You did play a part?
Yeah.
I need something.
I want you to go to the chips in 2026.
We're gonna remember that.
I was 2027 and it'll look back.
All the banana clips?
No.
What's a banana?
Are you talking about the banana clip?
No, I'm talking about the banana clip.
You know, I want it. No, I want that. I want the fucking Rolex.
I'm gonna be honest, I want the fucking Rolex. It's been too long.
I've got a dream contact. That's what all I get fucking get.
Listen, me, Lou, Waj, you, we've been in a mess.
But for some reason, my wrist has been a little bit light.
You should have, honestly, you should have been sportier as well.
No, I agree. I don't know why it never happened. I said I was down.
Got a new drip. W State Farm, W Gamer Hood.
Oh, man. Got new snacks too. The whole gang's in there.
The whole gang's in there, everybody.
Okay, that's okay.
So everyone was wondering where my Rolex is.
No.
I promised you one.
Well, the sub-a-thought, and I helped you out.
I came.
I mean...
You keep teasing me?
You keep teasing me about like...
You do.
Yes, you keep teasing me about all.
I'll leave Senna, just buy me out.
Please, I'll do it right now.
That's a lie, man.
Lie?
It's not.
What's he saying?
Rain Rolex.
I know where your loyalty stands, bro.
You're a Senna-
I'm a cool boy for life.
You're a Senna-pile for life.
I'll get a left-handed Rolex right now, my man.
Let me know.
Get a core knee, and your Rolex is yours.
Really?
Your knee?
and your role is yours
also
what classes is Senna teaching?
I don't know, I can't really just call it a note
show your team already, Mary told you?
no
I feel like I'm picking who my teammate is, who should be my teammate?
alright everybody
who gets Senna?
Senna was begging to be my teammate
Senna was begging to be my teammate?
I'm down from whoever
them forever
Senor Max
I'm not gonna literally anyone though
We're good, I would think I would take but
What's up, y'all? Is this the live on my space? What's up y'all? My name is
I'm
or whatever one of my name is Cpl. I'm Markson Lieglings big cousin you
understand I taught him everything they know about this whole content shit like
that. You from Waco too? No I'm actually from Cali but I'm from Waco. I'm a whole citizen at this point.
So let me know if my little cousins get out of the line and say hey don't make me call the big cousin.
Well, Big cousin who? My name is Cp. Cp. Big cousin Cp. Yeah and if you guys don't know if y'all
watch the lead video I was the one who knocked out man-man you understand. He didn't check in with me.
You feel me but uh, yeah, yeah, so good any time y'all said Jason weaned a really nice here in this
Don't get on my boy. He's gonna call the big cuz that's love right? Thank you. We're out of here. I'm not to leave that
What I guess he was going on over here
Now I don't even think it's able to laugh
Chris Paul. Chris and Policic. There's a lot of CPs in this world. That are great.
What do you do for a good first game?
I bet. I say that or no.
Just figure out who my...
Yo, how you doing more snacks?
I just got up a flight.
Oh, you flew in this morning?
Ewww, what?
Fucking Spitty Center!
You got fucking Spitty Center spit saliva in my mind.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Spitty Woo! Spitty Woo!
Oh, I know what my teammate is, you.
No, I'm Mother Mark.
You're not supposed to say dumb fuck.
Oh.
Nah, you just breach your contract.
I'll take I'll take the money I might be with you wait am I not supposed to know no you're supposed to know but you're not supposed to say
And it's gonna like five minutes because of fun who cares that's major contract
Well as many times as you've reached out to them contract
I didn't present any contract here. We are all throughout the week and you're like man
I gotta make tick tock you're making tick tock in the state farm area. They know
No! Like they know, bro, you like that's a-
I ain't postin' you.
You didn't post one, have we?
Oh, that was last year you did.
Last year.
I'm in the trailer, yeah.
I forgot about that.
A Gamer Hood demon.
You gonna know that? Those get the subs?
Bro, no, you, you were not a Gamer Hood demon. You were gettin' passed around last year.
Yeah, last year, too.
I was not gettin' passed around last year. I was on Berlin's team the entire time.
Vitamin C you need some of this you're looking a little pale
Shut your white ass up. I don't want to hear it
I'm I'm I've got some melanin
I've been tain I've been tainty
The island was like
I know but your chance at last is showing the sun.
That's what I do, no. I actually wake up now, and I go out in the sun, and I sunbathe.
Do you really? Do you wear like sunscreen?
No.
You're gonna age faster if you don't.
No, I'm aging. It doesn't work.
It's fine.
I mean Asian don't raise in black on black.
I do have sunscreen, like some Korean shit.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm actually very high 10A, I'm very like genetically gifted, I'm very like...
You don't really strike me as those days, I'm interested.
Um, go find yourself.
No, give the last one out of your house.
It was the last of the old man, already.
Yeah, when are you trying to go to the courthouse?
I haven't been, bro.
You gotta come as late.
I'm not that friend, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
We have a whole alley.
I know. Didn't y'all break it?
Yeah.
But then you fix it?
Yeah.
And we got turf in our backyard, too.
Bro, what are we gonna show them?
We have a pool.
Can we show them the pool?
We have a pool. We got grass.
We got hills. A lot of hills.
a lot of hills.
Anywhere neighbors with Kylie Jenner,
it's him at this element.
Are you all like next door neighbors or
they just live in that area?
In the neighborhood.
Don't y'all have a bunch of kids that stand outside
John's house and yell at you because they know you live there?
That's all right.
Y'all gonna be honest.
I can't see shit.
Yeah, well I'm watching.
Where's everybody at?
I'm looking over there.
I'm just seeing civilettes everywhere.
Where's Max?
Right inside.
Oh, he's still inside?
Why can't we know when?
You can't.
The stage has my darts. I think they're about to...
Oh.
Oh, so I run on stage and make it by myself?
Alright.
Who is in for it?
The ceremony just ended.
We have to come in here a bit early. We better walk around.
I think I'm gonna do it.
Well, we're running there. Make it by yourself?
Alright, I'm gonna run on stage and make it by myself.
And I can't read my fucking chat because they have satellite blockers.
And apparently, Wi-Fi here costs 80 bucks.
80 bucks for Wi-Fi
Hey Chad, type of one if you can see
For a mushroom it's been good
80 fucking bucks for Wi-Fi
Can you load your stream?
You can't load anything if you're...
Sit down
You got Elbitray
Watch your mouth
You do
Your phone's not really getting on Elbitray
It's not really getting on Elbitray
Elbitray, you got LISO
No! John, no, I wouldn't have... John, come on, I would never see...
You don't get hugs. You just don't strike 30.
Come on, bro. You don't have to be like that.
So we're not on the same team.
No.
No, but I'm gonna own you, bro.
No.
What class are you teaching?
I wanted to do networking and then anti-shipping
You need it!
So I'm gonna go to your class and fall the fuck aside
No, I'm gonna teach you how to not do shipping
That's what I'm gonna do
Don't be looking at nobody's eyes too long
Wait, wait, wait
I'm gonna take class?
Huh?
Wait, what's the class?
It was like networking and then anti-shipping
Anti-shipping?
No shipping shit
So for you, for Rosie, I'm gonna need a notebook
What the fuck?
I don't know how to do that
I don't I'm the island guy. I saw that
girl go cold yes we're going right now
Bro
Yeah
Well, you're not supposed to say the team's right now
The contract the breach of contract wait, so I didn't have a baby. No, oh look you
I'm gonna kill my own brother.
Watch out with that.
Wait, Pete, where's the other blue?
Where's the other blue?
My blue brother.
Max weren't gray.
Max weren't gray?
What the fuck?
Next.
I'm gonna kill my own brother.
Where's your condom?
You know we're on a team, right?
You're not supposed to say's and reach a contract.
Wait, are you serious?
Yes, we're not supposed to know what's going on.
Is this live?
Yes, it's live.
Are you sure?
Yes, it's live.
How you been, man?
I'm good, man.
I'm taking this.
Oh, man, it's like this year.
I'm gonna have to take this.
I want you to not go anywhere.
I'm gonna be a champion.
It's different here.
Burn ingest, that it? Yo, it's gonna switch ingest, chat.
Get off me! Get off me!
People say, maybe Mark will be loved, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe Mark will be in the key.
Mark season, season, season.
Yeah, good!
What's gonna happen when I win?
Oh, no, I think it is. I think it is.
Back on me? Okay, back on me.
You wanna do a boxing match?
No, you know what I'm doing? I'm hosting a fight club.
What was that? A fight club?
Hell yeah, you can do it.
You know what I'm doing? I'm hosting a fight club.
I don't know if you want to get down and dirty though, like every single night, every single night, I'm going to get the students, you know they're hungry, right?
So they're not doing anything.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
So are you going to offer to raid them if they win in the next fight?
No, because I'm 5247.
What's going on with the wind?
What's going on my guy?
I'm just kidding, listen, no, everybody's gonna be safe.
Everybody's gonna be safe.
I won't exploit small streamers.
That's fucking weird.
Somebody gonna chip their tooth on the bedside?
I'll be lively.
I'm live 24-7.
What about you? You live 24-7?
Hell hunger.
Now you...
Yo, I'm in your class.
I'm a typical man in the road, wait a minute.
I don't want you right in the front on God, I don't want you to fight.
I don't want people every time.
What are you teaching?
How's it?
You know how to avoid shipping in the network?
Oh, wow, that's your...
Joe!
My chain!
Don't touch the camera.
No, that's me.
No!
That's us.
It's us.
Well, I feel like I'm...
I was emotional.
Yeah, you're not a good actor.
You're like, yo, guys, that's totally...
I'm flexing my teeth, which she doesn't have, by the way.
Me? You know?
Mark doesn't have a...
Oh, I see. I'm some of the actor now.
What the...
My acting is amazing.
Come on, get some breakfast.
You shut up.
You're gonna chop the throw-me for this video?
What the fuck?
What are you up to?
You're gonna chop the throw-me?
No way!
Oh, my God!
I thought you wanted it.
What the fuck?
Oh, my god.
That's not Max, though.
Are you serious?
Why is it normal?
I'm not sure, man.
No, no, no, no.
I was comparing the app.
You are.
Hey, wipe your mouth with this.
Oh, my god.
Okay.
I'm all about it, bro.
I see it.
I don't know.
What's so weird?
Is it big, right?
Say that!
Hey, run it there!
We're in this.
Hey, come on.
Oh, man.
Oh, it's time, baby.
You got the good ol' T, we put lust, wet, and tears.
That's what I'm saying!
You literally lost!
I can do it.
No, I can still do it.
Jason, can we have another day where we do FL Studio?
Yeah, yeah, I'm down. Let's make it sound.
Oh, do you not do those anymore?
I don't do FL anymore, but I'm down.
Wait, why are you still doing FL Studio?
I'm gonna stop my shit.
Yeah!
I'm done.
Hi.
How are you doing on that stage?
Freaking.
Okay.
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This creator has spent more than a decade turning horror games into comedy classics,
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Let's go chase in the wind.
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I'm going on the side.
Okay, next up is a creator who lives for streaming and chaos just for the plot.
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She is our reigning Gamer Hood season four champion.
She's back to defend her title.
So please welcome, Cena to the stage.
Hit him with the walk, center, hit him with the walk, center.
This is you, good to see you.
And finally, co-founder of DreamCon, a founder of RDC World, the man, your favorite artist,
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man on the internet tonight he's here to do what he's failed to do twice before
earn his gamer hood key and silence the doubters forever a two-time gamer hood
good alum still searching for his first victory. Make some noise for Mark Phillips!
Make some noise!
Hey, listen, you said you was the everyone's favorite actor like I'm not standing here.
That's what the thing said that you said so I will just make it short of my name in the
list.
Listen, welcome to State Farm Gamerhood live at DreamCon 2026.
We brought Gamerhood to DreamCon with an all new version of Gatekey created exclusively
with RDC for all of you.
Today, three teams of two will battle it out in trivia, strategy, and a little bit of chaos
to reach the final game.
Let's go through how this is going to be played.
Each color represents a trivia category.
On your turn, I'll ask your team a question based on the color you're standing on.
You'll have 30 seconds to answer.
If you're correct, you move forward one row to any available color square.
If you're wrong, you stay where you are, and now that question is up for a steal.
As soon as you hear the buzzer, either opposing team can raise their hand for a chance to
answer correctly and steal the turn.
Only the first team to raise their hand gets a chance to answer correctly and move up a
row.
But remember, you can't win the game on a steal.
As you race across the board, you'll encounter a few surprises as you pass through each gate.
The first team to make it through the final gate by answering correctly on their own turn wins gatekeep, earns the key to the gamer hood, and takes home 1000 gifted subs on Twitch.
How does that sound to you? How does that sound to y'all? Yeah? Good deal? Good deal. Alright.
It's time to form your teams. You can pair up however you want, as long as you form a team of just two.
Just two. Tag team. You guys got 30 seconds.
you
You
That's our oak correct
You guys have to take a step up.
Yeah, now where you want to go?
Okay, remember you got to know what the actual category is for those squares.
If you stick it to that one, you're there. Alright, next up, we've got Berlizzi Crisology.
Alright.
Berlizzi Crisology, you guys ready? Yes, yes, we're ready.
Which streamer became the first individual Twitch creator to reach 1 million followers?
1 million followers you said, do you know?
And I'm just figuring out, just get a million followers, you know?
And is this like lore?
Where is this?
Okay, ninja.
That is incorrect, it was not ninja.
Not ninja.
You want to steal anyone? No, can I get clarification if I steal and get it wrong do I go back?
No, you don't get you can skip next time
All right, no one to show that I think this is it. What do you mean? Do you know?
Sinner do you know?
You got five seconds hurry up yell it out wait if we get skipped next time no, okay
Fuck
Lyric Lyric incorrect
The correct answer was syndicate syndicate was the very first switch stream
All right, Mark and sinner you guys ready next question here we go
What is Meg Griffin's full first name and family guy
the question what is Meg Griffin's full first name in Family Guy
is it multiple choice it is not multiple choice they got 14 seconds you
gotta hold today come on five four three two one
anybody want to steal a lazy Christology we're gonna try Peter Jr incorrect I
noticed you know this Megalodon Griffin
close no not correct it is not the correct answer is Megatron Griffin
Mega Tron Griffin, okay, okay, yeah.
All right, Jason Plack, well, lock in, ready?
Which NBA player had the highest scoring game
in the 2026 NBA season?
Bam out of bio.
That is correct.
you
You
All right next question
Y'all heard the jingle right like boy Jason y'all heard the jingle I heard the jingle heard the jingle you guys
Found our hidden good neighbor block
Okay, what we did was we made sure to hide one of these blocks that came with a little extra special surprise
Which is 500 gifted subs man make some noise for that one time
courtesy stay far courtesy of state form of course
All right, Jason pipe oh, it's Chris. I love to be in Berlizio. What is cradle son's name in God of War?
the correct pronunciation is the correct pronunciation is atreus
that's what I said!
it's atreus!
fine you get it!
what?
oh I got that right!
go work Krista!
I don't see it!
I'm getting out of here.
Get from in front of me, please.
I can't see.
Oh, you don't.
I hear you.
I'll get you some, bro.
Excuse me.
Christology for Lezy, guess what?
You guys just unlocked a hack.
Damn, you pushing on me like that?
The hack team must give a sincere compliment
about every other team before they
can answer the question during their next turn.
Who do you want on this stage to say something nice
about everybody before the
I would love for Max to give us a compliment each of us one by one
make sure it's sincere all right
we'll have to be back
ready? yes it's a market center
market center here we go
what is the name of the spirit round bath house owner in spirit's it away
Oh my god, I've seen this movie.
Studio Ghibli.
You don't know?
Absolute classic.
Yes, but I've seen a million times.
I can't lie.
I remember her name.
I'm the worst with names.
Come on.
You gotta find it.
Oh my god.
You gotta find it.
This man said, who to speed got tatted on.
And our question is, repeat that one more time.
What is the name of the spirit realm bath house owner
and spirit to the way?
We forgot that name.
I got 10 seconds left. Hold on.
Don't hit it to me bro.
Why are you hitting it over here bro?
Just go beat me.
You got 10 seconds.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4.
Bobbin.
Who?
Bobbin.
Bobbin?
Bob, Bobbin, Bobbin, Bobbin.
wrong anybody nobody no uh
Isn't it just grandma?
They call it grandma in the soul. They do they do the correct answer is you bye-bye
Jason black boy
Which which color you guys on
We on, we on boring.
You know what?
Boring, boring.
You want this one?
Yeah.
Okay, just want to make sure.
Here we go.
Next question for you guys.
Wait hold on.
I got to compliment everybody.
Before you answer you have everybody.
Before you answer you got to compliment everybody behind.
Alright, one more.
Alright, ready for the question?
We're including my teammate.
Yeah, including your teammate.
Here we go. Here's the question.
What city hosted the first modern Olympic Games in 1896?
Oh, hell.
What?
Um, ha-ha.
Jason, I like your hair.
Braleezy, you know, them bands look good on you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I love pink.
It's a great color on you.
Senna, you know that belt.
I love the stars, you know.
Mark, you great at losing.
with good. That was not nice. And we need to bring him back. Berlin Berlin. Incorrect.
Correct. Anybody want to see that? I do not feel complicated. What are we going to do
about that? It's a hack. He has to go back. No, it don't. I wish. We like to say Paris.
is incorrect you guys want to throw one out there just be fun Germany no come on
they need to go back for real do you want to throw one out
mutic where no the correct answer was Athens Greece guys and Athens Greece
all right don't say that like everybody know that
Oh, my God, I'm bad.
Athens, Greece.
All right, here we go.
Next question for Chris Oleg and Berleysi.
In call of duty.
Any call of fans out there?
So you're gonna know.
In call of duty, what does UAV stand for?
You got 15 seconds on the clock, guys.
With the call of duty fans earlier.
You guys know what it is?
No?
We just call it UAV.
Don't we ever called it?
Two seconds.
No.
Excuse me.
Can I steal?
You want to steal?
Yeah.
All right.
Under attack vehicle.
What?
Incorrect.
You didn't even take the car.
I don't have to.
I know.
Anybody?
Done?
Um, oh, can we steal?
You got a chance.
You got 10 seconds.
Um, unknown, or sorry, unidentified attack vehicle.
Hit the sound.
The correct answer is unmanned aerial vehicle, guys.
I was close though all right mark Center lock in here we go what is the most common type of
Pokemon
That most common type of Pokemon what is the most common type of Pokemon?
What do you mean by common?
As in there's more of them than any other type of Pokemon
You got ten seconds on the clock guys
Come on. Come on.
It's your. Oh, uh, no, no, hold on. It's been you. That's a car.
I'm going to repeat the question. I'm going to give you one more shot.
No, that should be stupid. Listen to that, by the way. Listen.
One second. I'm going to repeat the question. Listen very carefully.
common type of Pokemon. Yes. Oh type. Oh man. I'm. Hey man.
Text it. Um let me see. Oh bro. 10 seconds. Dude. No, no.
We got 10 seconds. 10, 9, 8. Grass. Grass? Yeah. Incorrect.
That's correct water is the most common type of Pokemon squirtles blastoids
Star you star me
Jason plek you ready? Yes. What color is the WNBA logo?
Orange
That is correct
Let's go. I'm a feminist. Oh
Guess what you guys have unlocked another hack. Let me explain what this one is
The hacked team is immediately sent back
To don't you dare space
Hey mark you a little too far
Hey, he didn't compliment me, push Mark back. Think about the compliment. I want to say you
should really think strategic about this. Think very strategic about play this very
easy. I want my 1000. So, so you have been sent back. Mark, you're not a problem.
I
Said
All right
Yeah, I'm down to go again
All right. How you guys feeling so far? Amazing. Good.
Crisology, Berlizzi, you guys ready? Here we go. Which baseball player famously said
today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth? Baseball player.
Jackie Robinson. No, they're on getting. They want to switch
up for their there because they're on the gaming side. Did I get it right though. Okay. Alright.
Alright. Stay farm. You want to answer? What was the question? What was the question? The
question is which baseball player famously said today I consider myself the luckiest man on the
face of the earth. Is anyone out there now? I got a steal. I got a steal. I think it's you
You got a seal? Hold on, wait.
They got a guest, they got a guest.
I thought you had your guest though.
They have not guest.
They didn't hear the answer the first time.
You got 10 seconds, 10.
Us?
Yes.
Uh, uh, uh, Lou Gehrig.
That's correct.
Ah, who let that out?
How?
Where did you pull that knowledge from?
You know ball.
Yeah, that was all here all here mark mark and center
Mark and center you guys ready?
Oh, I know the crowd knows this
What age did you find out you're the avatar in avatar the last airpenter?
The clock is ticking.
He was a kid.
Ten seconds on the board.
Cause you repeat that question though sir.
The question is, what age do you find out you're the avatar and avatar of the last airbender?
12
Come on incorrect
Wait, is it like when Ang found out he was at the start just average cars in general in general. Okay, I'm gonna say
Well, doesn't that have to die first?
When would you find out? When did you told you that was what age?
You got ten seconds
That's four incorrect
I don't know what I'm saying.
When they're born.
Incorrect. Next question.
The correct answer was 16.
Jason Blackboard. Ready?
16. That's what it says.
Somebody go on it.
It was not 16.
Four
Bitch I know that oh
Oh, oh host wait. I know that oh
Hold on. Let me do this man. Let me get a gauge of what we're saying here. So
Chad you're telling me
That the answer of when the avatar finds out to the avatar it being 16 is not true
It's not true
What age is it? So what age would it be? Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
We shutting this down right now. Let's go. Tell the people what's your name, where you're from and tell them what you told me.
My name is Janiah. I'm from Chicago and the answer is 16. It's 16.
It's 16.
Ang was 16.
Ang was like 5.
What am I missing?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
From what I am hearing, everyone's saying Ang was what?
12?
Ang was what? 12?
Okay.
So I asked production how would you like to handle this? How would y'all like to
handle this? You want to explain? Let's explain. Okay, all right. Stay there, stay
there.
They told Eng when he was 12 because of the war. That's the only reason they told
him when he was 12. He freaked out and froze himself on the iceberg. I had a
She's right! She's right! She's right!
Okay, I read the point. I read Korra, they told her when she was 4. So, just say...
Yes!
Just, clear! Clear!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Huh!
you
What mob do you need to defeat to beat Minecraft?
The Ender Dragon, the Ender Dragon, yeah, that's correct, yeah, yeah, you got it right.
Where do you want to go?
That was a little me.
Where do you want to go, here?
Next up, Mark and Center, you guys ready?
They just switched, I was telling no switchy, no one from the back, don't worry about it.
Here we go, ready?
Hey, they can't switch, here we go.
Lock and Sinner. Lock in, please, to listen to the question.
What Pokemon evolves into Charizard? Which Pokemon...
Charmillion. Charmillion.
Man, come on, man.
That's correct. The Charmillion.
Charmillion.
The Charmillion. Give him the point.
Who's next?
We've got to stay on the gamut.
Crisology, Berlizzi, what is the nickname of the Mexican national soccer team?
Yes, okay, here we go
Which game has spent the most total time as twitch's number one game category?
I think I know it game in category right correct legal edges
So we're gonna hold off on the jingle for now.
Who's next up?
Belize the aim, Crisology?
Yup.
There we go.
In SpongeBob.
That's good, that's good.
What is the name of the beach in Bikini Bottom?
Let's go, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I know, I know, I know what it means.
Is it Lagoon, Lagoon?
And correct
Sina what did you say?
That is correct
We are we supposed to have our we didn't get a hat forgive the people I know
you
You know.
15 seconds. We're going to go with 2023.
That's correct. Let's go.
Mark and Center. Here we go. Mark, think about this one, bro. Here we go. Seriously, bro. Lock in.
What was the most downloaded mobile game of the 2010s?
All right, look
Okay
It's gotta be that row
Hey, we go in
Oh, wait, no, you got 10 seconds. You better hurry.
We got a movie. We go with Angry Birds.
I said, let me burn. Just let you know.
Still, still, still incorrect. Still, still clash Royale.
Oh, by the way, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's the wrong answer.
You guys are on the last row. You cannot steal.
All right. So you're here.
Do we get a hack when we pass this game?
Oh, okay. No, we did, but that's your game show. Who's next? They didn't get a hat.
It's us. You're up. What was the answer? I'm sorry? What was the answer? Oh, the answer was subway surfers.
All right. Wow. Black boy and Jason. Black boy and Jason, you ready?
What time of night does the customer call State Farm in the original Jake from State
Farm commercial?
Give me like an exact time.
I need an exact time that the customer called State Farm in the original Jake from State
Farm commercial.
Oh, I'm not that time.
Cackies.
Can we get a situation?
Got 10 seconds left.
I need some.
Three, eight.
Hey, stop.
Come on, come on.
No, what?
I didn't answer.
Come on.
Hold on, hold on.
Can we steal, steal, steal, steal, steal?
Hold on.
No.
I can't even let that one slide because this whole place heard someone yell out 3 a.m. From over there
That's my cousin. Don't mean he can help you bro. Come on. Absolutely not
What was the answer the answer was 3 a.m. Yes kids. No, bro, really
Verlizzi Christology
How's that awful
Crowd knows in which state was gamer hood season one film
In which state was gamer hood season one film
Austin tech come on no let's wrap this up. No come on bro
Come on, bro
Austin I gave you more than you needed, but that was still right
There's no way this happens. I gotta let the crowd discuss
Talk to me. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Talk to me y'all
Y'all boy me hold on hold on. It's day one. Hold on
The correct answer was
There's no way
But are we see pressure that Austin should he get the point?
It's do go no, I need you to move some rows back. They hold me to bro. They hold me to
Bart sinner lock in here we go Wow, what is the highest selling gaming console to date?
High seller gaming console. What is the highest selling gaming console to date?
It's a lot of consoles 10 seconds you need specific model or nope can't do you nothing
You should have answered, bro.
No, I said PlayStation 2.
That's tough.
No one heard you say it, Mark.
The correct answer is PlayStation 2.
Wow.
This is tough.
I said PlayStation 2.
That's tough.
I don't want to hear that.
No one heard you say it, Mark.
The correct answer is PlayStation 2.
Wow.
This is tough.
Wow.
Play Station 2.
Gave her the mic to answer.
Hey, that's why it's a team.
Black boy.
Jason, here we go.
Which team won their key in season 3 of Gamerhood?
This is chaos, by the way.
9 seconds, here we go.
Alright, I need an answer.
Team respawn.
Team what?
Respawn.
Incorrect.
Team rage bait is the correct answer.
Team rage bait.
No, no steal.
Team rage bait!
No, no.
No, gotta step back.
Amen, Cleo, thief!
I was trying, brother.
Museum North, PlayStation 2.
I just got home to talk.
Who's up?
Don't do this!
Here we go. What was the first video game played in episode one of
Gamer Hood season four?
League of Legends.
Incorrect. Does anybody want to steal?
I thought you said we can't steal. I'd like to steal. You can't steal.
You're standing on the gaming square as a gamer. I need you to lock in I need you to lock in
Stand up, King. Stand up. Don't hold your head low. Stand up, King!
There you go. There you go. There you go.
Here is the question to Senna and Mark. Listen.
Hey, calm down, man. When will the next entry and the GTA franchise get released?
Look, I'm just gonna say the month. That's okay, right?
Yeah, okay November that's correct
We got a three-way tie with everyone here at the game
How you feel
They're complaining you guys are complaining. What do you think?
Are you sure?
Okay, all right. How do you feel?
They didn't want to give us Austin, Texas.
They didn't give me no drill, nor they didn't want to give you Austin, Texas.
They didn't.
All right, who's up?
All right, yeah, they are.
All right, Jason, platform.
Y'all can win right here.
You're right at the gates.
Here's the question.
Who are the basketball playing twins who
started the recent state farm commercial where they accidentally
control into a fire hydrant.
The Thompson twins.
Winner!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
There's a glitch, there's a glitch.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is Cameron and Caden Boozer.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Who's next?
Who is this last guy?
Christology, Bralezzi, you ready?
You're ready, you can take it right here.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
State form was founded in what decade?
20 seconds on the clock.
We're gonna go 1920s.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
No, no, don't bring my arm, bro.
Let's go!
No, he marked me in 20.
I'm sorry, bro, why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
Tell them the truth, bullies.
Tell them the truth.
I tell them.
Tell them the truth.
I tell them.
We got Argentina.
So, so, so, he didn't give me the answer.
What do we think audience we do another question or no? I went
He's sold
Can we make some noise for we
We have to answer I said
Can we make some noise for they make it to the chance listen?
Hey listen, I ain't gonna lie. This is my dog. That's why I helped him out
I'm thinking I've done that as a help to what you did not help me. I'm a faker
Oh, I'm yeah, I'm fake for that. You're a lizard for that. I'm yeah, you're right. All right
I just let you know you give the key but he'll listen for that so I don't know are we accepting
Yeah, so you don't want this so you want another question. Yeah another question another question
We want to stamp this. What do you think? What do you think another question?
Okay, okay
Mark and Simmons you're you're up next. Hey, what? We just said we wanted another question us for doing the right thing
So how do you know what that one is all the bit it's us
Cleo
Okay, well easy is for you. Hey
This is what Leo what was the name of the physical challenge that Travis Hunter played as a special guest?
in game hood season four you want me to help you again I'm gonna go
15 seconds I'm gonna go robo I don't know what that is all right the correct
to answer you were close was Bill DeBot Mark and Senna now or
never I just got the last two questions right don't hold me now lucky
you
I'm sorry to all the competitors, you know, Mark, bro, I know this hurts bad, bro.
I know this thing, but you still a good neighbor.
You still deserve all the blessings, but cut this out.
Come on, man.
Wait, wait, wait, Mark.
Come here, come here.
Talk to me, talk to me.
Come here, come here.
Even though you didn't walk away with a key today,
yeah, State Farm wanted to say thank you
for doing everything that you have done for Dream.
Thank you.
You brought Gamerhood here.
You right there, I see you.
I tried to read your lips.
I couldn't get it.
I tried my hardest.
on that state. I said, what does she say?
Crazy parties. I'm from Chicago, Illinois.
I knew you knew. Cause you said,
she said, Mark, I know, I know, I know it was, you know,
you didn't get a chance to bring it home today.
That means the journey isn't over, but stay form.
So once you do something special,
So they're going to be giving you 500 gift subs on Twitch.
Hey, shut up, RDC gave it, baby!
Ladies and gentlemen, that could be...
Wait, wait, where's our gift?
Uh, nothing.
What?
No home.
Wow.
You can take care of it.
Let's take care of it.
Oh, they got it.
Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes our game of Gatekeep Live at DreamCon.
Thank you to RDC for hosting us all here today for creating such a fun game
and for all of us to play.
Before we go, don't forget to check out some more action.
this season on Gamerhood season 5 premiering on July 31st at 6pm. Thank you to all the players,
thank you to DreamCon, and thank you to all of you here today and at home. Have a great con everyone!
Hey! Hey, we are back and the stakes are higher than ever. Are you ready for this?
bro we did that's got that shit was rigged
chat that shit was rigged bro that shit was rigged
that shit was rigged bro we got Argentina I'm seeing it chat we got 250
though yeah it's all good bro it's all good you know we're losers bro we got
each son see jacket oh she was really good hey was good last pack they put
son season Max oh yeah that she was really good old Berlin thousand should
have been us bro we don't chat tell me we didn't almost on my bag right tell me
Almost went that bro. They started cheating and asking random
Mark is all the way in the front now three way tight. Yeah
Say for him, come on, bro. I still got 250 though. W stay for him
Little diet Pepsi for the guys
1973 question
I got I got my flight in like an hour. So yeah a chat. I'm bothering this nigga all weekend, bro
Wait, they know where you're going tomorrow shit. Yeah, they know what you're doing Sunday. No way. Yeah, you do that, too
Yes, right like I'm pretty sure I got check. Yeah
Yeah, so you're gonna be the credit card. Yeah, and then you're gonna be a
But yeah, I'm gonna be at a Norway. Oh bad. I bet I'll see you tomorrow then
What are you doing now?
We're going to walk around and see some shit.
We're going to go.
Come with me.
My mother like meet up with my dad.
He's here, but I don't know where.
Oh, okay.
You want to meet my dad?
I'll be your dad.
Wait, so what time should we leave?
Five.
Five and the latest leave?
Okay.
We ran into Cam and they wanted us to stop by.
They wanted us to stop by I don't know all down you good. I mean, it's I didn't want a bunch of creators
Oh, yeah, we there. I guess like a bunch of people. Oh, yeah
Did you not get the invite? Huh? You're not gonna be invited by it. So I see something's up. What's he what happened?
I don't know. Is he live? Yeah, so I see what's on your head just go like all right, Chad
Damn bro
Wait, Rage is here?
Wait, they said the audio was broken for half of it.
Audio was broken the whole time?
Was it?
Yeah.
What is it?
60.
60, I'm out of here.
John?
People snuck around.
Oh, they said it was fine.
They'll fucking...
They'll fucking what?
You're gonna say segment because you're gonna lose?
No.
I'm not sure.
No, I'm sure.
No, I'm too late.
I see what you're doing.
I'll show you what you're going to call no.
OK.
So where do we go?
You want to go to like here?
I have no idea.
I can't hit them, huh?
Can we get camera?
That's what we're going to ask.
Good luck.
Yeah, we're losing.
That shit was Mickey, bro.
That was Mickey.
That was Mickey, bro.
Hey.
Wait, do you want to go walk around just like and see shit?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Bro, I respect for you giving that back when you got given the answer.
Ashley, you did the answer.
There's no way, bro, so...
I heard you say two answers that Mark also said.
Yeah, bro.
Is that Bill?
Are you covering?
I'm on my way. I got my car going.
No, I was saying, I heard you say two answers.
Bro, I swear to God, it's who's with me.
Yeah, bro.
He told you.
And you was crazy trying to gasp at me.
He tried to say, Senor, you never said those answers.
I said, oh, God, I didn't.
No, I heard it.
I heard it.
And then I looked at it in his face, and I said, Mark,
you would be awful to argue with.
Oh my God.
What did he say?
Buster knife?
Like, what did y'all say?
Yeah, he said I said Buster blade.
I said Buster sword.
He goes, you did not say Buster sword.
Buster blade and Buster sword are two different things, though.
No, but I said Buster sword.
That was the answer.
And he goes, ah.
I wouldn't let that slide if I were you.
I would not be leaving.
So what you're saying is, next time
Oh my god, are these with them?
Where should we go, bro?
Mark?
I don't know about that.
I'm not gonna lie.
What's with my fault, bro?
What's with my fault?
Yeah, we were.
How come I'm never y'all first choice, ever?
Because you traded me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not able in.
Mark, yeah.
I got him.
We're gonna do that.
Jason, I'm sorry, bro.
I love you.
I love you, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I don't want Jason.
Let's go.
I got to use our security.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
6 hour hair?
I might have to recreate a Yu-Gi-Clip.
Start running bro, they're not after me bro.
What's going on bro?
Are you guys chilling man?
What's up?
Where are you going?
We're about to go to the game right now?
No, we can go to the gaming hall.
Okay, but...
I think that's where Cam said...
Rage and then...
You from where?
Okay, that's just sweet, bro.
Where are we going to go out?
Annie?
Annie, where are we going to go out?
No, okay, we gotta go this way.
I don't know where I'm going, bro.
What's up, bro?
I think I'm on recovery now.
Yeah, we want to go.
Um, right about this.
Go to the gaming hall, maybe,
just pull the con.
Maybe get some anime toys.
Maybe Link will rage.
Maybe Faisachi.
Yeah, come on.
Oh
Are you
Yeah, I'm a 1-7
I don't know where I'm going
We're deep as fuck, move out and fuck me, but this is not really gonna work.
We're mad and conspicuous.
Why do you move like this?
They see you.
Wait, who go?
Yeah, look.
Yeah, there you go.
We're going.
What game is going on right now?
How's this?
Yeah, we obviously...
That shit is not working.
Come on, I'm moving.
That shit is not working.
Yeah, we obviously...
That shit is not working!
Come on, I'm moving that different right now!
It's not working.
I'm undercover with you.
Is that a bell zone?
Yo, it's chasing the weed!
See, if I do that though, like...
Oh my God, it's chasing the weed!
Nobody knows me here, bro.
They know you here.
You have to be a little louder.
I want to yell for my voice.
Thank God for a while, guys, we're in the semis.
Oh, my shits.
Yo, who do you want to win in the World Cup?
Uh, now that the USA is out?
Milky Norway, bro.
LARP LARP, LARP LARP SUHOR!
Bro, all I get in Holland shit, oh my fucking, and for you, that's all I get.
Yep.
LARP LARP SUHOR.
Please.
Everybody say a Norway.
I like Norway because there was underdogs, but now they're lucky to overdogs.
Do you see shit?
This is great.
What's up?
Why the fuck are you doing?
I have no idea where we're going.
You're up in the big UK, bro.
What the fuck?
There's still underdogs.
Yeah, there's still underdogs,
Yeah, they're still underdogs, but there's too much hype now, bro. They're not niche anymore. So I can't support them
Five cool guys, bro, I thought you've been on my edges for like this full time or what?
No, and I lost in the road.
You fucking geez.
He's with laser.
I think phones aren't working.
Full fine ring
Yo, Satsi, where you at bro?
You're at the entrance
They didn't help you, bro!
Okay.
No, because I want something very, too, on top of that.
I forgot to get the money.
I don't have anything to sell.
Aw, man, that's fucked up, bro.
I'm gonna find you, okay?
Send me your location.
You don't say anything.
I mean, I'm gonna try.
Probably not, though.
I don't got QR code, so I can't really help you.
But I'll try.
Send me your location!
Alright, is he the same as last time he was at war?
I'll text him.
I think so.
Apparently he could have given you.
Fine, you're not using your hand or what anyway.
Oh, so I can give him some?
Yeah.
Ohhh.
Wait until the end of the day then.
Okay, yeah, I'll be giving him my best.
Brings a spear, is he?
Yo, Chase?
Yup.
Excuse me sir, what's up?
You want to open a whoopie's bag?
Whoopie's bag?
Yeah, you open a whoopie's bag and see if you can hit something.
Alright.
I need a loofy, bro.
Is that a whore?
Well guys, check.
Manga right here, check. Manga right here.
Well, they get shit!
Whoa!
What's up?
Well, they get sick!
I got Sanjido!
I don't think I'm ready yet.
Hey, take your thing off, man!
They ask you,
do you please let me join four boys?
I'm a great streamer, I'm entertaining,
I'm funny, I do one piece car game,
no one else does that.
Give me like, a lot,
a lot.
No one else is a car game streamer like I am, bro.
I'm IRL, doing stuff, I'm here,
I'm partying, I'm here, I'm here, I'm going to clubs
and I'm playing games and I'm playing hard games Pokemon and all that.
What other UVO player fucking hits the club now that's probably not even.
You don't know no one else.
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to the guys, I got you.
Really?
Alright, yeah, look.
Let me get your phone answer or something.
No, I'll play.
Let's get too close.
Okay, there.
Okay, let's go.
Alright, just take it easy.
Yeah, real quick.
Just take it easy.
Okay.
No problem.
Keep it easy.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Just walk with me.
How's it going?
There's...
Jason here.
Yeah me.
That's me.
That's me too.
You're from Mexico.
From Mexico, bro.
Appreciate it man.
Jason, you want to see me?
Yeah.
All you got is beer so I'm doing it.
What's that?
Put it up for Deli.
What's that?
It's a beer.
Sir, put up a dollar for me.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yeah.
Holy shit, it's hot.
I'm sweating all up in this jacket, bro.
He's dead outside right now.
That's...
Oh, shit.
That's...
Oh, shit.
Bo's raised live right now sir
Yes
Where is he?
Sup bro?
Yeah got you
Where you at?
I can't see you bro
That's not me.
Nice to meet you, dude.
You're sexy.
How can they find me?
Asshole.
What do you mean?
Right here.
Yeah, gotta go to the first floor.
I'm gonna literally sing here into a picture or thong bro. What do you mean? I have to hide my face
Okay
They know John no
No, they don't bra. I swear to God this is working
That's a good clip.
Yeah, that's a good clip.
How's the meet you, bro?
Yeah, I think he's uh, oh see somewhere here, I've seen him.
I have no idea bro
I saw some YouTube earlier, I don't really get it
Oh, YouTube bro?
It doesn't do that, uh, hate anime?
I'm sorry, can I get a phone?
Yeah
Sorry
Bro
Satya I'm coming buddy. Satya I'm coming.
She's not even in the photo.
He's at A. I'm on the way guys. I'm on the way.
girl equal on z now bro y'all are bruh i hate y'all i'm that ass girl
who's that yep
Get him! Get him!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You! You! You!
You suckers!
Thank you!
Hey!
Now!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Hey!
They don't want this.
No casino!
Hey!
What's up, dawg?
How you doing, big bro?
How you doing, bro?
How you doing?
How you doing, John?
How you doing?
How you doing, man?
How you doing?
You on the front?
I'm on the front.
What's up, dawg?
What's up?
I love you to get to.
You're a good kid.
You're the best.
I just don't get to go around that.
I love you, Jason.
I love you, dawg.
Love you too, man.
I love you too, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Back up, back up.
Back up.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you good?
That's all the way you good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
appreciate it
how you doing?
it's hard to me
I was just saying
you wanna come?
oh sh** i'm about to
hey man should I post this while
hey hey hey hey
this is your bro
it's good man
Hey, bro, I can't disclose that, bro.
You an alumni?
Hey, if you're watching this, make me an alumni, bro.
Please, I need to come back, bro.
I need the stimuli.
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
Jason, come back.
All right, Jason, I'm going to catch you.
All right, bro.
Hey, tell him to subscribe.
Subscribe.
Yo, appreciate it.
All right, bro.
Are we going to Sancti right now, Joe?
Jason the winner.
Jason was good bro.
Who to see?
More left, more left.
I'm not going to lie.
Adventures, there was a time, chat.
I remember my first dream called chat. Who was there?
No, Jason.
When we met Duke it's
Lazy Duke era, I remember man. I remember all of it. Oh my that's when I was actually the Duke's behind me
We use on the days that you feel my work.
Well, T, I felt that shit, bro.
Where's your shirt?
Who you cosplaying as?
I'm cosplaying as the big dude in the theater.
Shit, that's hard, bro.
So, sign my nipple, bro.
Sign my nipple with 20.
Excuse me?
Sign my nipple with 20?
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
You got a pen.
I would.
I don't got a pen.
You got some bad hos?
Bro, bro, there's a plane to pick from here.
No, I'm chopping.
I don't want to get bitches.
You got it, bro. You got your shirt off.
Why are you in your face, man?
Cuz, man. Gotta be low-key.
Put a shirt on.
Santi, I'm coming.
I'm about to save you, bro.
Brother, brother, brother.
Of course, brother.
Yes sir, appreciate it.
Dream gun!
Put a shirt off versus impound.
Brother, brother, brother.
Wait, Sansi's over here?
Sansi.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
In a middle of a laser.
What do you mean laser?
Is it soaking over here?
Nah.
What do you mean nah?
Like a laser, laser, uh...
Laser came but it's still not here.
I don't know what not here.
Let's do it.
Alright, appreciate it.
Is that yours?
Freaking epic.
I saved my life!
I believe you can stop it sitting here.
Okay, what is this area right here?
They blocked all the Wi-Fi systems and satellites in this convention to buy Wi-Fi
They know people are trying to stream on their Android and it's $80 for one day
They block it?
Block it
That's the thing you can do?
Yes bro
What the fuck?
Fucked up
I can't even recheck
Can't even reach out, can't even go to the gamey hall, gamey hall, let's go to the gamey hall.
Okay.
So are you okay?
Yeah I'm good, they would come save me bro.
Bro, you know I can't.
Oh bro, I would hate to sign the ISO bro.
What is that?
I would hate to sign the bro.
My mom never let me have ISO as a kid.
Oh bro, she never let me have it as a kid.
I don't know if that's gonna work, wait, do we have to wait this line?
Wait.
Let's go back up the elevator.
Of course, bro.
Nice.
Down there.
Yeah, bro. Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
We've been amazing.
We've got to go, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Can we get Pax, too?
Yeah.
That's the that's the hood you've been working a little bit I had fucking 30 people come to my chance that Jason threw away your hoodie
Like, bro, it's just really boring. Yeah, or it's that's like it's like a dirty bro. Eww
Look at the sleigh. Why'd you do that to my shit? Eww, that's my babe, Jay. It's like brown
Why are you fucking on my shit? That's just nasty. No, I might have been the plane look you
Oh, that was you?
This is no washing.
You can't wash bathes?
Wash or clothes?
You can't wash bathes.
No, no, my shirt was clean.
God, this is not wash.
Okay, this is what happens when you wear it everywhere, bruh.
It's the price you have to pay.
You have other clothes.
No, I don't have other bathes.
I was only able to pick up one piece.
Thank you.
This is not normal. Just let me on up.
Thank you, thank you.
Just because I'm here. See, goodbye time, mate.
You're amazing.
Have a good one.
Oh my God, yes.
I'm in.
Drink code, I'm here.
I'm here.
You made it.
What the fuck?
This is fucked up, man.
You were just trying to find me.
I can't even get excited.
Oh my God, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
I'm gonna get fucking motion check everywhere.
Yeah!
Who said it?
Yeah, see, bro, get that shit back, man.
Get that shit back.
I feel better now.
Oh, I didn't love you.
You're getting ready?
That's the future, buddy.
Oh, my god, Chuck.
Oh, I didn't love you.
Fucker.
Fucker?
Yeah.
It's Haskell's friend, but that's crazy.
No way!
Of course, Bro.
Let's go.
Is it quicker?
Let's go.
Bro, Sonsi got lost in emotion.
Sonsi got lost in emotion.
One, two, one, two, three.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Bro, Santi, oh my god, Santi, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Who's good?
I got it.
You missed the motion manual.
That's all I give you.
I'm doing this with the...
No, let me steal it.
Please, go after it.
Alright, see you down.
Let's go, bro.
How you doing?
Good to see you, though.
Huh?
No, no, no.
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
What's your name?
Some swords.
We keep it strapped up here.
You know that neighborhood?
Nice to meet you.
Who's that guy?
Santiago!
Yo, let's go to the gaming hall.
I'm about to take this to my hotel, but I'll come back.
I'll try to catch up on you.
How's that catch up on you?
Hi Joe. How are you?
I'm good.
I'll see you.
I'll see you again.
I'll see you.
You're in my head.
Have fun.
Oh, shit.
There's some fire cosplays here.
I can't lie.
What's your cosplay?
The Pac-Man.
Wait, how are they able to know it's you?
Oh, they watched the stream?
They see my eyes.
They see your eyes?
They cannot see my eyes.
They can recognize you off the eye gap.
No, that's not true, bro.
I don't think so.
No, that was funny, bro.
Seriously.
Sorry.
Bro, thank you for saving me in advance.
Oh, Jay, I'll never forget this.
Is this your first convention?
Uh, I went last year, but I went here with Nat.
So it was a little bit of a different vibe.
Is that a problem?
So it was a little bit of a different vibe.
I feel that, bro.
Yeah.
It was like one of my dreams.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Now you're here for the actual convention.
Yeah.
I like you guys.
This is the first place.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
Oh, I thought you were talking to me, too.
Oh, nobody fucking with our cosplays right now.
We don't fuck cosplays.
And you're a whole entire channel
spinning something like that.
Whoa.
Should we buy this?
No, I'm good.
Wait, there's actually fire though!
Hey!
Fire for your shit!
Bro, I really don't have any shit right now.
No shits? Yeah, I lost all my shit.
Awesome.
Yeah, I don't even think Joy May loves me anymore.
That ass? No.
I tried to call her, but it was like,
it's like, I don't know if she loves me anymore, you know what I mean?
What about that ethnic girl?
What the fuck?
Now you're just naming random girls.
I see you did a stream with Maru the other day.
Oh yeah, Maru's cool as hell.
Maru's cool.
What the fuck?
I can't see shit.
I wish I could make the face like this.
No, they're gonna recognize you.
I told you! I told you!
Up the eyes! That's all they need!
All they need is the eyes!
You can recognize me.
Yes! Your eye cap is literally iconic.
Look!
I told you! Hide the eye cap!
No, bro, I can't see.
The reform was on a show!
He was like, oh my gosh!
You do an hour of?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going later.
You see what?
You should be a part of an hour of scrims.
Oh, what? What's that?
It's a small test ground.
I don't run it.
Alright, you know what? Do somebody run.
We're going to the game at home right now.
Bro, are you not hungry?
No, stop. Oh, we're trying to eat.
We can't do eating the whole drink on menu. You got that
We made it to the game
Oh
They got they got laser target shit
There's more shit than last year
I volunteer.
Hey, fight him.
Fight him.
We have a stakes.
Who wrote, stand the QR code and you can hop in.
I'll get that.
I'm a jerk.
Who are, who are, who are?
I'll get you challenged.
What?
I'm not going to get canceled.
That way the eye gap!
If I had this on and I could just see my face because I'm black
Correlation!
This bitch!
Is this your boyfriend?
It's my little brother.
Oh shit!
He's black?
Well, okay.
I'm black.
I'm from Benin.
No I can't.
I said I'm black.
Let's flip up, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Thanks.
Let's go.
You too.
I'd like a streamer.
You go.
Oh, it's you.
Hey, over here.
Thanks, man.
Hell, bro.
Do you want me to get a picture?
No, I'm serious.
You go.
I'll get a picture.
That's two.
That's five.
Let's keep moving.
Oh wait, this is cool as well.
I'm trying to game, bro.
We gotta hop on the game.
Let's find Sinner.
Oh, is Sinner's in here?
Yeah, I can't read my chat.
I should be good, I should be good, I'm rage, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet.
Bro, being famous is pain.
I know bro, but it's okay bro, famous is good.
Bro!
Who called?
Oh shit, remember when?
I never played it again?
That's not true.
Never asked Jason to finish a single player game.
How do you talk to him about it?
Never again.
That's not true, bro.
It's true.
Give your ass a few for race.
Okay, I'm going off the aura.
Oh yeah, yeah, never mind this one.
We gotta jump him, bro. Where's Fuffy?
I'm going to try to get myself tossed by his security.
I already know I already know it is
For state form and then I was helping my friends
I don't know where he went bro, but I'm trying to I just want to say hi bro
Bro, they're trying to give me a desktop setup right here
I'm trying to get every creator here to take a screenshot on the desktop, but you're gonna fuck a Wi-Fi
I'm like I'm like I'm like take it off. No, no, no, is it actually called clean walk on?
You're single man
That told me it's called cream. I says you're new it's been three times for years. What does that mean though?
It was a time
After the best even exam I don't participate though. I don't participate but it does turn to cream time
Everybody's on fucking so the artist and start fucking each other's crazy
This nigga's a wild boy. Don't get fucked up. Check your wild boy
But you know you're not a wild boy
I don't know what, I keep my pants in my pants, but no, I think in my pants, but...
How much longer do you think you're about to be streaming?
Oh, almost three days.
Yo, it's so much!
It's way more training than just one in my real stream.
It's actually too much.
It's overly crazy.
But I'll be okay, man.
I lost my friend.
What do you better do?
What friends you love?
Santee.
You know Santee?
I have not seen him.
You want to tell me?
Let me a kid.
Have we seen Santee yet?
I'm trying to introduce him.
He's dead.
He's good.
Take the bar into that.
As always.
What do you better do I don't know this law fall work I don't know
What do you teach you not trimmer oh no you the cottage your student
I
I canceled everything for her, bro.
I have canceled so much shit, yeah?
Wait, are you streaming 24-7?
24-7.
You're paying.
Actually?
Yes.
I'm sleeping on camera just in case somebody tries to sneak up on me in my bed.
It's gonna be caught on camera.
Damn.
24-7.
Yeah, y'all got unicorns or whatever.
I don't know.
I'm trying to go last person, so you can vouch for me.
That's the thing?
Last person, yes.
Chase it!
I'm a lost for you. I'm a lost for you.
Oh he was a big fan, right there.
What did he teach you?
That's what I'm talking about right now.
I'll come back. I'll come back.
You come in.
This is a big fan right here.
It's a big fan. Nice to meet you.
I've seen you a lot.
I was like yo, where's rage? I looked to my left. Circle. Circle people are here.
Wait, I didn't even see D, bro.
Being only here for the train car, you ain't gonna fuck my train car.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's the end.
Stop.
I know this, man.
Cream corn.
Oh, you don't know about that.
Really?
You know about that?
Where are those?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Jason started it.
After the train park.
Yeah.
Well, it's playing time.
He's been part of the area.
Wait, Jason, you got to extend your flight then.
Come on.
No, I'm leaving.
Leave it when.
I got to go to my next stand in New York,
and then I got to go back.
You know what I mean?
I got shit to do.
I guess I just got to hang out with you all day.
Yeah.
Just really meeting, huh?
Wait, what?
I guess I just got to stay with you.
I mean, if Jason's leaving, I just...
You're with him though, you're going with him?
No, no, no, I'm actually staying.
Oh, yeah!
Silk is going up soon.
Yeah, that's crazy.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna leave you out to be in my diff, bro.
Oh, you're leaving.
I'm gonna leave you out to be in it.
Yeah, I mean, it's okay.
We can just chill.
We can have like a...
Bro, we can go for two of the years starting now.
We can go two of the years starting now.
We care for him today.
But, but, but, but, right now we can't start
because there's a lot of people in here.
People know later. Oh, thank you. I'm a really good. Okay. You don't leave me. Yeah, okay. He's from this
I'll let you be
I like this like something you know, it's gonna help you
Wow
Alright, game.
Thank you.
Alright.
What's up?
You're gonna kick it.
Hold on.
Dinner with Jay-Z or Fire in the Caps?
Huh?
Dinner with Jay-Z or Fire in the Caps?
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Santi, are you with me, bro?
Santi!
Hello!
Hello.
What do you want to get out?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got, uh, the center here?
Uh, the center here?
Yo, I'm next.
Yo, listen.
She was jumping away.
Bro, I can't f-
Wait, wait, just go full quick.
Oh, full.
I can't eat you bruh.
I can't go.
I can't eat you bruh.
A sword?
A sword!
That's by one!
A sword!
They're selling all this stuff in the back of their head.
Yeah, they have to go back around.
I'm going to be honest.
Dude, that's one of the most insane things I've ever seen.
Like, when he steps in there, a circle just falls.
Yeah, that's rage, bro.
Wait, you think he was serious about me being a duo that year with them?
Yeah, he was definitely lying.
No, he was lying? You sure?
100%.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm 100%.
Wait, yeah, because he forgot to give me his number.
Yeah, nah. You're probably never seeing him ever again.
Really? Oh yeah.
But, you know...
I mean, it's okay, bro.
It's all good.
I mean, it's whatever, bro.
Let's get a week to go for a duel of the year.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're not excited.
No, I'm there. I'm literally there. It's rough.
Oh, shit.
Nice cosplay.
Oh. You miss Bami? Oh, shit, man.
No, no. Jason's leaving.
is leaving yeah I'm just I'm security for today yeah yeah he got you got
security for this how do you make it if you didn't make it already um you
probably got sneak in dude but you might get arrested but are you
You like it with the pillow, right?
The pillow?
Probably not, but I'm gonna adapt you anyways.
Wait a minute.
I got you, bro.
Wait, what?
Real quick.
This is where we gotta scroll.
Is that the demo?
What's up, bro?
What's up?
Hey, do you know where I can get a sword?
right here. I don't want to buy a sword. I don't want to steal a sword.
It probably got some over there.
Hey, we see you.
Can I take a picture of you?
Of course.
Can I take a picture of you?
Yeah, I got you.
I appreciate you.
See you.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Keep fighting.
Thank you.
That's it, bro.
That's it. I'm done.
That's it.
That's it
Why'd I choose that one guy to do it again?
Oh, dude!
Excuse me, ma'am.
How much is this hoodie?
I actually have no idea.
Sorry?
Is this my hoodie?
Wait, fake or two, these?
I'm fake or two, these?
Wait, please.
Wait.
Should I say three or four?
I don't know.
You should say dream phone or dream phone.
Am I tripping?
How much is his hoodie? Is it fake?
These are game pro for display right now.
Oh my bad.
Yeah, by the con.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, they're not the bottom.
That's the bottom.
Oh, okay.
Oh, bro.
If you are here, you're the innocent.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hold on.
He's serivating you.
Oh!
I see you!
Okay!
He's doing it!
You know, first he's debating and he's doing it today?
Oh yeah, wait a minute.
He's deadass doing it. I'm looking for him.
He's just...
What up? What up?
He worked!
Oh my god, he worked!
No, no, no. I can't let this happen.
You know, what you doing?
He was just doing that with another girl.
Damn all my soul make us strike me down right now. You were doing this with another
Don't call her a one
Who could to be doing this
I'll get you one.
I don't know if that's just that.
I'm not gonna call the chief.
No, just block his number right now.
Block his number right now and let's just go.
Okay, hold on.
No, okay, give your number to him.
I'll probably shoot you better.
I don't say a new sin.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
Tomorrow? We're still gonna be here.
But what are you doing tomorrow night?
Tomorrow night?
I'm not gonna lie.
No, I'm not a lie. Just don't even give the time of day. Don't even give them the time of day
He box
You as well, but you're leaving them.
Vanessa, I'll get it.
Ah, we are.
Yeah, that's just exciting.
Fuck.
I don't think I'd do it worse just because I'm too fucking ugly.
You fucked up, bro.
You just got fucked like crazy.
Yeah, it didn't work anyways.
Why would you do that?
I don't know.
Dude, he has like a girl with him that helps him get girls.
What the fuck?
Black men can have girls.
Dude, the girl that's with them talking about black men can have multiple wives.
What?
I need a woman with me that's going to do that for me.
Wow.
I'm not going to do that.
The girl that's with them talking about black men can have multiple wives.
What? I need a woman with me that's going to do that for me.
Wow.
Okay, that's why I'm not hiring that full-time. That's her new role.
She's going to be like Hispanic men can cheat.
Why don't you hire a man?
She's got surgery. But after she recovers...
Surgery? What?
She didn't tell me. She's like off drugs right now.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, we just went out of pictures, bro.
I can't be the asshole I can't do this any more real quick bro I'm gonna ask you a few questions and then I'll interview you $100
damn you trippy no interview $100 no no no walk away if you don't give you
the hundred you sure you're sure
I'll make it quick yo what's going on my game of dollars I got a special guest
on my channel man you already know who it is but for the people who don't know
tell them who you are bro Jason Jason Jason so quick couple of questions man
What brought you up to drink on today?
Stay far like a good neighbor, right? All right. Tell me your top three anime right now
Give me your biggest anime hot take right now
We're gonna leave it there tackle time better than one piece. All right, my guns
As always like share subscribe that goes subscribe to my boy and we gonna catch y'all later peace y'all
My favorite word.
You think this shit AI?
This shit AI, uh, bruh.
Hey, how do we get a katana?
So that's hard.
That's tough.
That's my hero, bro.
Yeah, the dude.
The gene dude.
He died.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he died a horrible death.
I remember that shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
I'm trying to find a sword right now what are y'all doing?
You're trying to find a sword?
You know they call this place?
You said what?
That's not even my honor.
You know what?
I just saw Rage over there.
at the gaming hall. I think they texted me Camden and he sent for everyone to go over there like for like
oh
you want to stream this? Yeah I'll probably pull up but I just want to say hi real quick man.
I see you're a real one man. You're a great father. Hey man I know a real one too. I really do follow you.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yo, that's big up, man.
I'm not like with that un-experience.
Man, I like how you went up with no fucking head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was still looking back up.
All right.
You know that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Man, you were the best on one of my channels.
What the fuck was that?
I was, I got...
I'm trying to sell her.
Oh.
And you're ugly, bro.
Hey, John, you can stay.
She's scared of her.
Her manager.
Oh.
Get away.
Hey, hey, what?
Oh!
I don't know.
Yo.
You lucky your dad's here.
Yeah!
He's gasping.
What the fuck is that?
Jason.
You be fucking the camera now. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I guess so
So bro, what's up? I
Guess you do be fucking the camera. Okay. Okay. Do I a bro. I'll be the bad guy again, bro
Just anyone that comes bro
No, no, no, I know you pay me to be me
No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm just so bad because he was right next to me. Bro, McDonald's!
You gotta sit the other way up real quick or they know who you are.
Oh my god it smells good.
Oh my god stop whacking me with it.
Hey what's up man?
Am I drunk?
Yes you are.
What's your name?
Please shoot.
I'm just kidding.
No, no, no.
You're not drinking McDonald's?
Yo what the fuck is this?
Really?
Really McDonald's?
Alright bro what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo Max!
Are you just, are you just talking to yourself?
No, I'm just talking to myself.
I'm just talking to myself.
Then you just told me you left!
I didn't see any suit!
You just told me you left!
I felt him before I saw him, oh god!
We saw him!
Wait, wait, wait, what?
He was sweet!
What?
Sweet?
I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings.
Oh my god!
She got a game!
Judy's Cinderella's a game!
Judy just got a game!
Yeah!
Oh, I already knew this though, bro.
I already knew this. I knew this.
Bro, let me show you.
Why did she tell me?
Oh, shit. It's crazy.
April, I just came from the office.
Yeah
No, I'll be duty, man
It's hot, bro. That's hot.
I'm just trying to get myself done.
Yo, are y'all like NBA players?
No, it's Jannabes.
Jannabes.
Are you a pick real quick?
Oh
Let's go get McDonald's
Wait, you have to let us go around
Oh my god, it's actually real food?
Oh my god
I'm so excited
Oh they really give to Marlon
Marlon give to you
Marlon 07
I can't believe it.
I'm not alive bro.
I just started crying bro.
I always wanted this for them bro.
But you already knew so you would be fake crying.
I can't believe it.
No, I know, but I'm happy for them, bro.
Genuinely, that's just beautiful.
Look, I want to see the photo.
Oh, is Matt Maxime?
Imagine if Matt has a game of McDonald's suit.
I see McDonald's suit.
Yep.
Oh my God, this is genuinely beautiful, the photo.
I just had to eat McDonald's.
Go to the side, Armand.
Yo, use your brains, guys.
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
Not bad, bro.
What's wrong with you, man?
Don't let you use your brains.
I got about eight seconds of my time.
I'm not lying to you.
I got about eight seconds of my time.
Oh my God, this crowd is to the PB.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, what's up?
What's good, bro?
Oh, it's now good, bro.
JTW, there's a baldy curly hair fat guy.
Where?
Oh, it's in.
What do you mean, oh, shit?
McDonald's.
Where do I, where do I load it again?
I've never seen a McDonald's truck in my life.
Oh my God, is this heaven?
No, no, is this where we order?
Oh my God, this is free.
Yeah, well, I'll get you back.
I'll get you back.
McDonald's, anything, fries, anything.
Oh, you're a hero.
Alright, I'm gonna pull the shoe shire.
Yo, congrats on sending you back.
Thanks for your time.
You got a lot to announce, everyone. Listen to the voice of it.
Come on, Max!
Nice meet you, bro.
Why do I hear Max right now, bro?
What the fuck is Max's picture?
Chase it!
Why right here? The diva!
Can we take a flick around quick?
Huh?
Can we take a flick around quick?
Yeah!
Can we take a flick around quick?
We have to take a flick around quick!
Shut up! Eric, I'm just bringing it up with a knife!
But I'm still working around judging him!
Uh-huh.
Alright.
Keep going though.
Inspiration, for real.
Keep going.
Don't wait.
Can I ask him to go play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I ask him to go play, brother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something okay, brother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
My mom never let me have sushi as a kid like she never let me have
Yo, Jason.
Hi.
You're not supposed to be here.
We're going to be doing a lot of fun with the metal scene,
with the metal scene.
I want you guys to move out of the way so everyone
that's sitting here can see the demo.
All right.
You may have to make the money.
I'm sorry.
Hey, you.
Hey, look.
What did you do?
You changed your outfit, bro.
I had to.
I had to go Spider-Man up.
Yeah, that guy's going to Spider-Man.
Yeah, yeah.
So look.
He's going to Spider-Man.
So look.
Let me ask you a question, OK?
How much?
I'm like, what's the chance of me getting to a push-up thing?
I'm telling you I'm telling you why
Okay
I see, I see you really, it should give me a hug.
Appreciate it.
I want to get some McDonald's.
PBM!
Wait, you working?
Can I get a bag of fries or something?
Monado, oh, actually I'm over there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Everybody else.
I see you on YouTube.
You know what that is.
You get to make your own for Christmas trip for Christmas
mode.
So what do you have in front of you?
I'm trying to find something.
I think,
I can make it, bro.
I can't tell you, bro.
If you open your lunchbox,
everybody has a lunchbox.
That's how you should write it.
I did it for you.
And then,
I got the promise to make your Christmas trip.
In the middle.
One question, guys, what's up?
I appreciate it.
I'm not even ready.
It's you, Duncan. I'm here with Jason.
So Jason, I wanted millions of dollars to do it.
So we do have the mayor girl that has sex with all the people that you've never met.
Or we do have the mayor girl that has sex with your three-tenths of best friends.
The best goal is to get a prize.
Fuckin' neither, bro. What type of question is this?
but she's not a kid.
A thousand dudes that you never met.
So it really don't hit you.
It's not even a problem.
A thousand is crazy.
Or it can be straight up close to homies.
But you know how it is with your homies, though.
They don't hold it to.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
I got a kid with you real quick.
I don't fucking use that.
I don't know what's going on here.
You mind if I get a shot of you?
I like the cross play.
Thank you.
Sorry, Tommy.
Sir.
Alright, Doctor, you gotta eat.
Alright, I gotta eat guys.
Oh my god.
Alright, get out of here, man.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Come down.
Bye.
Remember guys, you make me a bitch.
Let's go, let's go.
Stop.
Stop, you're a bitch.
You don't want to talk to my girls.
You don't want to talk to my hair.
I didn't do anything.
I don't like you.
You don't like me?
I don't like you.
Oh my God this shit busts him.
Is that a roadie?
Sorry, my hands are full.
That's a nice roadie.
No, no, no.
What?
I can't, that's it?
No, we can't, we can't.
That's too good beyond all that shit.
That's exactly what I needed.
Oh, this shit busts.
Oh my god, this should say three McRisky strips?
Now we get two.
Oh shit.
Oh bro.
Wait, how many I get?
Wow.
You shot him a dog.
Yo, what time did you?
You're moving a little fast, buddy.
People have to leave?
Uh, to be safe.
I mean, I told the guy 5'10", just in case, and I was like,
I just go to the car now?
Uh, if you want to?
I'm not sure, I'm not gonna lie.
Let me just make sure it's half parking.
Guys, let's go this way.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
two strips I know they thought those this is hidden though an Asian hand took
my other shit I got one I got one strip
Donald was there's there's so many beautiful woman I drink from rock
that's what you're here for right you don't even watch anime
what? I've been watching anime?
yeah you don't
yeah I do
what anime?
I was watching anime when they used to bully you for watching anime
yeah
I remember they used to do that
now it's cool
what's up?
dude, you can take a picture
yeah yeah yeah
Hi, thank you, brother.
There you go.
Holy shit.
Can you tell me my 505?
How long does that mean?
452.
I'm not going to go outside.
Okay, and every now.
I'm over-stimulated.
I'm dead out.
Okay, now.
I'm over-stimulated.
I'm dead out.
I'm over-stimulated.
I was gonna do like the animation where I like startle
Oh, no!
Pull up, pull up, pull up!
Pull up!
I still got the price.
I don't know, come on bro, you're already fat, just keep going.
I still got the fries.
I don't know, come on bro. You're already fat. Just keep...
What do you mean I'm already fat?
I'm not fat. We're body maxed.
I'm actually fat.
That's what they be saying.
No, we're not, bro.
I'm locked your name very soon.
After these fries, we walk in.
No. I've probably got like a week left as I lock in.
The thing is about me,
Yeah, it's bad. Get to me with some great genetics. Yeah
Lock in one week of consistent gym, and I'm back. You should take photos progress photos
See if you actually if you can get the R6 back back in a week
Gum and salt is not a good combo
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
You want me to go?
No, no, no.
I'm too good now.
Oh my god, man.
No, if you're kind of sick though,
man, I wish I could like really experience it.
I think the only way you would have been able to
is if you got security.
Not even, bro.
You don't think so?
You have to be like really secure, you know?
Damn!
Oh my god.
You better, you better, you better.
Bye, bro.
I'm back in
Oh shit they have a steakhouse
This is like this is way better than it was last year way better than the other
You can't see spot
Molly, Molly.
I got something to go.
Oh, thank you. You guys can save me some?
Oh, fuck you.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I'm gonna just run that far.
I'll just come with you and get my bag.
I'll just get it real quick.
Oh, my God.
This is no crazy.
This is no insane.
I got the God pass.
Oh shit.
Is this the exit?
Surely this is the exit.
The exit's right here.
God, this is overstimulating any one of these brothers that ask.
Sis, when do you...what the fuck?
LV.
LV, bro, I really do.
It's not a date.
Like in Taylor.
Oh shit.
It is a $300 emailer so I can read it.
Actually, it's still true.
This is what you got.
I should have came back.
I should have came back after years.
Like, how unlucky am I?
Oh, it's like that one lyric.
I got asthma, but you know I'm going to run.
Oh, the left door, the left door, the left door.
What the fuck, though?
Ew.
He just text.
Stop monster, bro.
I was literally just talking about it.
Oh, the frame wow.
Fucking Mog.
I'm literally texting this dude, yo, I need help.
I got ban on Twitch, yo, I knew this, yo, I knew that.
Only time he responds, he sends me a photo of him edited.
Like, trying to Mog me?
Not trying, I did.
I promised you I'd edit.
Bro, this is perfect, man.
It's dog shit fucking internet in there, bro.
Dog shit internet.
Fucking dog shit.
You're having zero bit rate.
Yeah, I got the broke TV.
Bro, you get Wi-Fi, but it's $80.
Shit, I was hungry.
I thought it was a hundred
There's no difference
You need a hundred
20 bucks is huge
Okay I can give it for you for a hundred
What?
I could have gotten it for you for a hundred
Do you want to buy it for me?
For a hundred, yeah
Oh, so I, okay
I would, you would get 20 bucks for what?
Doing the work?
The middle man, I would be the middle man
Bro, the middle man
Oh shit, that's your hat
Bro, who told you this thing was hard, bruh?
Oh god
Who told you this?
Yo, who told him, yo?
First you're gonna save the beard and you saw we're boosted who told you this shit was tough cuz it's not
I'm grinding
String on your belt. That's not tough bro. I'm grinding. I don't have fucking shit. That's all I got
Yeah, we be having vaping shit now, I'm a vaping shit now
Fuck you fuck you
How much is that but ever since you shaved off your beard you got ten times ugly
I'm not ugly, bro. I've been getting people walking. I've been saying I look good. Nobody said that nobody said that
What Brayden said
Okay, this is Brayden's words not mine. I said Silky's playing crash and he said was was raw dog mood on it
was what you want it that's what that's kind of fucked up so you should be
should bring about that anymore mother I don't have a beard I don't know I don't
breathe and said that on God he's like that I've seen people in the club are
you kidding me it's just like constantly fucking harassing and like
twitch doesn't do shit about it chat harasses me no no it's generally not
like bro as you see me missing this buddy even have been ready yes I have
They close all the Wi-Fi they block everything
Okay, listen we're gonna go get Texas barbecue you guys want to come
Just came out of all it'll be a streamer you think let's do it. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the airport because I have a flight to catch what why cuz I gotta go to Miami
What the burger yeah, we don't go yeah, you know both of me
No, that's keep over me
What's the worst game of the year war
As a real gamer
that plays a lot of video games I'm gonna have to go with why does it say the
worst
who gives a fuck about Astro by like genuinely okay could you convince me
that I've never seen an astro body my life this is like a knock-off little big
That's the only one game on this entire list you play
Damn bro look at all these people here for us bro
I said, hella emo.
Hella emo.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, hey, yeah.
Hey, they got 18, you know what I'm saying?
That shit's hard, man.
So, bro, you really gonna be a...
I think I'm gonna go to Streamer Youth.
So, you gonna teach any people something about your software?
I'm a student.
I wanted to be a professor, but I couldn't be at the student.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm gonna get taught, but I don't know.
Thanks, man.
I guess I'm gonna start on the first assignment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or, or it's like, I don't know what I'm gonna get taught.
I don't know.
Hey, sir, I guess I'm gonna start on the first assignment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what I'm going to get taught but I don't know.
Hey sir, I guess we're on the first assignment yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First assignment, I already opened my student portal, so yeah.
Okay, big. Congratulations on that.
Hey, look, bro, keep gesturing.
One more thing, man, hold on.
I love America!
I'm canceling my Uber, I'm getting a big one so we can all go.
Well, I gotta go to the airport, bro.
What, wait, let's go.
I should go.
I had about okay. Yeah, I got you. I got you. Yeah
No, you're lucky brah what's gonna ask for a pushup
I'll come with you.
Wait, just come with us real quick.
I'll come with you.
I mean, are you going inside or no?
No, I'm not going inside.
Hey guys, no more photos.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, guys.
Send him a little more photos.
Right here, right here, right here.
I got my ass parted.
This is real.
Likewise.
Oh
Wait, can we go?
And I can see your pass too. Yeah. Yeah, give up ass. Yeah. Oh my god
We have another pass?
John, you have a pass?
Oh, yeah, I got a pass.
We've got a creator?
No, no, no.
We've got two.
No, no, no.
We've got to go.
I need that other one.
Oh, you need one of them?
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
Dude, oh, Jason, you don't even know how to say no to these people.
You're making me feel bad.
I've been trying, bro.
I just do feel bad.
I do feel bad.
People are good distance.
We can buy them together.
But he's heavy.
Someone didn't make them all get it.
I thought it was someone that looked like you, but it's just you.
Who's that one?
Oh, producer!
And in the mouth!
That shit never hurts me.
No, Chuck, go ahead, Chuck.
Like, genuinely, bro, you shave your beard off and you're a slice of me.
You're the only person that...
Hey, you're the only person that ages upwards when you shave your beard.
Like, you look older at an age of, like, 50 or something.
Everybody says I'm like the handsome, I'm like, I handsome like Fusy, too.
Nah, nah, good job.
Hey, but guess what, brother?
So this should be back in two weeks, two fucking weeks.
By the way, I did see Ray from the stuff that I wanted to show you.
Ray's on God, Ray's a model.
Ray.
You're good?
Is that a black truck?
Let's go.
This is me.
I'm going to the airport, boys.
Yeah, bro, I'll see you guys later.
Hey, Santi, this is your shit.
Hey, you guys are better.
You're better, bro.
Oh, I'm coming.
I thought we were holding all of these.
I wonder if I'm in.
I've never been.
I mean, do you have a ticket?
I don't know.
You have a ticket.
All right, later, boys.
I'm going to start saying bye, yeah.
I'm coming with you, bro.
Huh?
You can just hold your hand up.
Thank you for some dead ass.
Thank you.
Yep.
All right.
I'll see you, dude.
All right.
I love you, bro.
Have a safe flight, bro.
Wait, where's my hug?
What the fuck?
Hey.
Why do you give him a long ass hug?
You just dabbing him?
All right, Joe.
Thank you.
All right.
There you go.
All right, Joe.
Have a good day.
All right, y'all.
Thanks, y'all.
Ah-ha.
All right, here it is.
Check, check, check.
Sorry.
All right, boys.
Have a good DreamCon, okay?
See you man.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get my ass kicked.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Don't like genuinely bro.
It's too much.
It's like too much, it's too much.
Bro that shit was fun.
I just wish I could bro.
I remember when I first went to DreamCon,
I would literally go in with an Android
and abolish as hard as possible,
jump up them around,
no fucking hoodie on.
No way, bro, I see you I see you online before
real yes sir is Kaisen and all that yeah they're in there jumping bro it's jumping in there
but but yeah but yeah dude that just means like bro the growth that's happened over the
I can literally see it in person, which is crazy. I mean very very very very blessed, but
Yeah, man, it's just been super fun drink on shot to RDC
They're having to see every single year, but they got their shit with dream come bro. It's time for a cork on that ass
Who's pulling up to the court on?
We got to make some shit shake
Ahem.
Nah. No. No, we gotta make some shit shake. It's time.
It's time for the core comp.
We good. I'm there for Marlin. Are you Group 7 again?
Um, I don't even know, bro.
Should we stream the fight? Did you bring the Android?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
So we doing an airport stream because I'm down bro like I'm down
Cuz I'm only at 340 bro. Usually, you know, I'm
Minimum eight hours of stream, but you know, I had to go down here for that quick little State Farm Gamer
Hood theme shout State Farm. That was amazing
And then I got to go to Miami for a World Cup shout out to acts for sponsoring our tickets, bro
I don't I didn't bring an England or Norway Jersey. I'm actually fucking pissed
But I'll figure I'll get a jersey
We're not the same flight
Okay, okay, I'll just give me the Android off me by myself
No, no, you take the devil
No, just the same thing you take
Cuz I already have
Yeah, just give me the droid and then
Yeah, fuck is it a small one or the big one that's the anchor one that you got taken away in Mexico, okay?
What's how far away
That's not bad
Yeah, that's what boys are like five. Let's go. I'm live, bro
Dude, I just left
Why you're you got cosplay everything. I'm fucking tired. Yeah, it's overstimulating, right?
No, I couldn't I couldn't I'm leaving to Miami right now, bro
Um, gotta go to World Cup game
Because state has W state for wait, are you with burp God right now?
Happy for y'all man happy for y'all
Okay, that's kind of cringe I'm not gonna
but
bro, bro, Jason, Jason, Jason
how was that cringe?
nah, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding
y'all cute bro, whatever
you don't need, I don't need to try pun
but, um, bro
alright man, yo, swimmer you
you know what that shit's in like 5 days, right?
bro, I haven't got no updates
where do I check the updates?
um, uh, Twitch.tv
slash Kassanat, nah, fill out
your student portal shit, did you do that yet?
I did but like the link always closes out after use it. Hey, you know we're gonna be roommates, right?
We're not
What do you mean?
You don't get a pick roommates. That's not does the Dean. Oh, me a cop. Oh, me a cop. He liked it
Me kind of like you don't listen listen listen here. Okay. If we're roommates, I'm pulling you
But anyways, Jason, I want you to listen here. You know you got a string 24 seven by the way
I know I need a life you bro. I need a buy one
I'm good, bro. I'm good, but um Kai should be providing droids, so
I don't know probably not probably not definitely not bro
Dog imagine a hundred fifteen or so
he is somebody is he did last year's wait that's crazy it's all sponsored
she okay back free flight I'm there oh I'm not spirit don't even even exist
anymore you like that is the big casey 1 million you are tripping for us
no bro we're all first class we're chilling
alright imma see you in the studio or you won't get my line back back but bein' atty
alright bro i'll see you soon
it's a good fucking kid right there bro
I
Called cutie. Oh my god, bro. You're not joking about 24-7. Yo 60. How do I tell you bro?
Yo, hey, wait 60. I'm gonna give you a bonus bro because your job there
You know what I mean? It's gonna be a lot man when I'm sleeping
You got to ingest put the ingest on my stream okay my stream got to be the portal for all streamer you you know what I mean
60 bro you're stealing everybody's ingest and putting out bro you got to you got to work. It's time to work. Yes. It's time to fucking work
What about the violent tournament now go live?
Brother what I said I had to cancel everything okay wait
I would have played if it was one game chat I streamer you but Abe
Gabe told me it was seven games.
Seven games with like waiting periods.
I'm not gonna lie bro, if Duke didn't start brisking outside of my dorm and up there playing
fucking Valorant with shanks, bro, I'm just gonna leave my team.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do.
Unfortunate.
So, uh, yeah, yeah, but Shots of Twitch rivals, you know, they didn't bite me in any shit,
but, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, show me you, my student.
Did he cover Ludd getting engaged?
Let me, let me, let me, I didn't get to see the actual tweet, let me see.
I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings.
Wow.
Wow, bro.
Oh.
D, where is the- Wow, bro.
Let me comment.
OMG.
Let's go.
OMG, congrats.
can i be the flower boy flower emoji flower emoji um flower emoji wedding emoji
oh yes it might be why that's what we do bro that's what we do bro
But actually uh, Ludwig, look at Ludwig's tweet.
She said yes.
Will you marry me?
And it's a box of pizza.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Damn, bro.
You call cutie, man.
You call cutie.
I'm actually, yeah, I'm actually so happy for the, you know what I mean?
Who remembers this phrase when I literally asked cutie, when are you going to get married?
Like, you want to get married?
Like, bro, you and Ludwig should get married.
It's that and the third.
Like, now, now it actually happened.
And I'm seeing here butterflies in my stomach because that is fucking beautiful, man.
Cutie!
I'm live!
Yeah!
Hi!
Oh my god, it finally happened!
Oh, this is cute!
Oh my god, it finally happened!
Oh, this is huge!
Oh my god!
Dang!
Oh my...
I'm so happy for y'all. Seriously.
I knew. Yeah, I didn't know. But listen...
Well, I didn't know that for that long, but...
You know, when I heard the note news, I hope you know I was very excited because I always asked for this
You know me remember when we used to stream and I
Was like yo, when are y'all gonna get married y'all need to get married and then and then I also need to be the flower boy
right right you know what's um we are so um my dog Swift was supposed to be the ring bearer um so
we do have an opening I mean you intentionally take him out is my question no I'm not no
all right peta Swift I messed with a couple times a lot of times I actually raised Swift I would
would never do that but it but it has it no what the no no no wait so y'all
streaming the wedding oh my god you know
No, we're not streaming the wedding. It's gonna be a private wedding.
So y'all aren't gonna share your wits? So where are you gonna see the Ws when y'all say the vows?
No, Ws. We don't need Ws.
No Ws. Real wedding.
Okay.
And we've got a fake streamer in our wedding.
Okay, so what's the point of the wedding if you're not gonna share it?
That's a really good question.
That's a good question, I'll have to figure it out.
No, but on a serious note, like,
I would love to come to your wedding.
I'm serious.
And on it, like, off-cameras,
like, I would love to be the flower boy.
I'm not gonna be strong enough.
I would love to be, I would love to toss the flowers.
Okay, good to know.
Good to know.
Is it gonna be here?
I'm sure you're gonna do it
with somewhere fancy like Italy or something, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So we're gonna do it in a different state.
We're gonna do it in a different state.
But, uh, it's all planned.
It's all ready. It's all...
It's all...
Wait, so, are you telling me I'm not invited?
No, you might get invited. You might not.
Like...
You might not be allowed to...
Okay, well, uh, listen...
We'll see.
I mean, listen, I would...
I would I would I would I love to just witness y'all get married like I might I might cry when y'all say the vows
Oh my god
Are you sure
Okay, okay, actually, you know what you could,
you know what this reminds me of?
This reminds me of a homecoming when I asked to grow out
and she said yes in front of everybody at the cafeteria.
And then after lunch, she took me to the bathroom
and said, no, but what's your best friend instead?
Well, you know, we'll see, you know,
we'll see who gets the envelope, you were wrong.
We're gonna see.
Why does it have to be me or Ron?
Why can't it just be both?
You said you were your best friend!
So, I think I will choose, I guess we'll figure it out.
What?!
You know what, I actually, I'm having a lot of fun watching streams today.
But yeah, I guess we'll see who we've got a spot for.
I'll figure it out.
Okay.
So...
Alright, I'll leave you a little bit.
One of my favorite streamers though.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
Okay.
Oh
Yeah
Okay, it's a little wig
Yo Ludwig bro, congrats man, congrats so much, like honestly I've been waiting for this moment
probably longer than you have man, bro I remember our first few years together I was like when
are you gonna get married and shit like that you know man and honestly seeing it I almost
a tear but I just called cutie and just confirmed I'm gonna be a flower boy I'm
gonna be the flower boy cutie said I can be the flower boy okay this is not a
a traditional wedding. Alright, I'll be the ring bearer.
She's not gonna be the ring bearer!
Jason, you can come bro, but you're gonna be in the back.
What do you mean I'm gonna be in the back?
I'm just saying you're gonna be in the back bro. I got family and shit.
I can't have you. No clip-focus, no streaming.
No, I'm not gonna stream it. I want to go. Am I actually invited?
It's actually a kid. I don't know. It's a kiddie question. I'll be honest. I someone spoke out of turn
And it's true games
That's fine.
Up?
No, no, no.
It's not in.
Nice.
Nice, bro.
He did it.
Good job.
Nice.
Nice job.
Nice.
Nice, bro.
That's fine.
Up here.
Up in the mouth.
I
It's fine
He said you're a crumb
Whether you're invited no, I'm not bro, I'm invited it's fine dude
Jack I am going to my flight right now
I don't know why I'm about to string it probably because I'm about to hit because I'm trying to hit the four-hour mark
But yeah, we're here
That's content maybe my by myself
Gonna be by myself you can be streaming on a bit rate on the on the Android
We go IRL
Let's see. I honestly don't know what group I am.
It doesn't say. Not yet. Wait, did I even check in? I didn't even check in, bro.
Oh my god, my flight got delayed.
My flight got delayed so long. It's so long from now, bro.
I
Go back to drink on because John John when you trigger flight to your sugar
Masha says seven like like eight eight, bro
No, bro, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back by myself
No, I just need my droid. That's it
Why do I go past bro
Fuck no, she's going to shatter shatter fuck around in an airport or what?
My flight can you get it real quick?
No, wait a minute. It's home
You're gonna Uber back stay there five minutes back in
It's fine. I'll just stay at the airport
um like a
yeah it means fine I just mess around
yeah and it doesn't say my group number
trying to figure this out I don't even know if I checked in did I even check in with Border Pass
oh man
I should have subbed you.
You're a group 7?
Group 7, bro.
Damn, bro.
G-fucking 7 in the building, bro.
Hiding in the airport for 24 hours.
I'm not G7 bro, I just checked I'm fucking booting group one. Stop playing with me, bro. Yes
Wait, why am I
About these flights are man
Did I buy these flights
I'm not trying to spend 3k on a flight to Miami from Texas
Wait, it may be the ice
No
Yeah
um did you did you book my flight to Miami or who was that griff or was that axe
okay okay never mind that okay all right bye
so gotta be so gotta be axe right so gotta be axe
I don't even know anymore, bro. I don't even know anymore, bro.
Everybody got my car? No, I don't even know anymore.
Call Griff.
There's so much money, bro. Like, my life is so hard.
hard
yogurt from live right now
i'm just wondering
the flight to my amy was that provided by x
oh wait i bought the flight yeah
okay but i bet
I think
Got Greg I mean bro, it's fun. It's fine dude. Like I can't change it now
But it's fine, bro
Folded would be I folded what am I supposed to say dude?
What am I supposed to say bitch bike rich?
I didn't get bitched bro y'all saying.
Hot to Miami bro.
Bro we're good bro I'm good.
They basically paid you to go so they technically paid for your fright?
Hey Louis, what happened?
Lunch, but it's business class.
Ah man.
It's fine, bro. I have a bunch of sponsors coming up soon, so. You know, that's the
thing about life, bro. You know, sometimes life isn't about money, it's about experiences.
And money buys experiences, bro, so honestly it makes everything worth it. It's been a
Well, since I experienced a business class, actually, no, I had a fight here in my business class.
Um, but fuck it, man, that's fine. That's fine.
That's fine. You know, I'm blessed. I'm blessed.
Oh, Stay Farm got me with 250, by the way. That shit was rigged.
That's fucked, man.
QT said you assassinated Swift to be the flower boy.
Brother, I don't know what are you talking about, man.
She made that joke, not daily.
Wait, what do I say?
I don't know what to say today.
I don't know how to reply to that.
I'm terminal
Oh, you're being uncle first-hand the family not me but damn girls your turn soon dude
That's not good.
You got to start a family, settle down and shit, and I'm already thinking about it.
I'm already thinking about where I want to live after Calabasas, like, I genuinely check.
I think I got one more year in me.
Wait, so you offering the kids and your dad living lavish over there?
I don't know, yeah.
I got to get a kid first.
You gotta get a go first.
Yeah.
I probably got one more year, right?
Just gonna fucking pop one out, huh?
Get bad.
What do you want it?
Rook a grandchild.
Speaking of bad, man, I can't wait to get my dad a semi-final tickets, bro.
In Arlington.
How do you not surprise him?
I'm not, I already told him.
How do you mean that?
He was just like, oh, I'm down.
Like, most nonchalant.
Yeah, most nonchalant.
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta go back.
All right, John.
I'll go back, yeah, that's...
I'll go through.
See if you can switch my shit.
Yeah, it's that one low.
Is it like...
Yeah, it's a green one.
Switch me 60.
What engine do you want?
I think this is my second or third.
It can't be a third, because...
Why don't I have switches switched hi buddy? Hi doc. I don't think place safe place
He said in this
Here we go boys
Something on your chin? I don't got shit on my chin no more.
This is the pimple that was on my chin? It like, the skin dried.
There's not a sniper in my chin.
Bro, what am I gonna do with the airport like genuinely? Why the fuck am I still alive?
Like
Get some food
Shat lounge shower stream
Yellow as tea
Trying every fast food
Alright, bro. Yes, I'm an Air Force room or no boys
I'm getting lost in your eyes. Yo, what up stable
For stable
Ron died classic
Hi, bro
We're on and died
Yo
What happened Iran bro going into what Ron's boat sank no fucking way
Sir my terminal is with you. Yeah, okay
Oh, yeah, see the flight 1829.
Yeah.
Simi, hold on, what is this?
Hold on, I got these pictures.
I'm not comfortable with that.
You know what I mean?
I feel close.
I'm aware of the thing yesterday.
Not aware, obviously I'm aware.
Um obviously some conversations have to be had because I'm obviously not comfortable with that
You know what I mean? I feel like if you know me or watch me, you know, I have people like her defense it
I feel like I really don't like I feel like I'd make it pretty clear
Oh, and so, you know that is what that is
um
And right now at least when I'm at dream con, I don't care. I'm gonna keep it real
May you the king and queen of spence sitting so
Yes, you fence it sinner
It's all good though, I do the same shit.
I'm going to go meet up with my dad after this.
I've been talking to Rage and Agent and all my friends and they're all like, you know, just come here and just do this.
Because that doesn't have my name in it, it has nothing to do with me.
But, you know, as of right now, I want to be able to be here, especially since my dad is here, and be here with my dad.
And that's, you know, that's it.
What's up?
Oh my god, bro.
WFN says Senna, this is what we do.
This is what we do, bro.
Ron passed away.
Listen, bro.
Emeru, I don't know what her response was.
But I'm about to see her, bro, because I got some state
farm shit with her, so I'm pretty sure.
I don't fucking know.
Please don't talk.
What do you mean bro?
So look, alright guys should I fence it or not?
Roll man with motions.
Yo you're a dick writer bro.
I became motion sickness.
Thank god my, thank god.
Like God forbid I got the little fucking bubbles on my fucking phone
Grown-ass man, dude come on, bro
Make sure shake I bet yo emmeru what you did wasn't cool
What you said where that's been going is what's it going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Jax at Dreamcon 2024 and 2026.
Damn bro!
Yo how is this hairline came back just a 5-star hairline?
This shit got resurrected.
Actually I can't really see.
Bro look at me I was chopped.
Handsome looking like a K-pop model Max Max had a fucked up hairline
Turn on chat
It was perfect thank you so much thank you so much
Little petite bubbles. Why do you have a motion part car motion on your phone?
Because I can get headache sometimes when I look at my phone in a car right like
I like that
No shower 22 by the way, what does it have to do with anything?
Thank you so much, man.
Alright.
Alright, see you on my flight, man.
That's my core sickness at 22 team
Hello me.
I'm here.
It's me.
Hello.
I'm no shower same draws this is crazy. Oh, okay. I could do it. I could shower in the in the
Brown a whole hour
China ever been to the the lounge or not?
Whoa
That's trippy
Fuck out of here that starbush
Ivan, fuck you too, kid.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding, bro.
I love Ivan.
I mean, I don't love him because I don't know him, but watch this.
That up clears open or not?
I bet.
Oh yeah.
Excuse me.
Well, they know it's clear open?
Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. Cool.
Hey, you just wanna go?
Nah, that's not it.
Nah, it isn't me. That's good, bro.
Of course, man.
I got you just clear I do
I
Was my camera, yeah
Old man traveling
Yo
So boys
What the fuck that's my evil twin. Yes
It's good man
I can't let you through.
Ohhhh.
Can you take this?
Yeah, sure.
This is nothing to have pre-checked.
Look at this guy.
What the fuck?
Asshole!
Stop it.
You don't want to say sorry?
Thank you, bro. You, too.
Chilomino!
Now, I already got cleared.
How much is pizza?
$80 for five years?
Ten minutes?
That's $80 though.
Uh, it's fine.
You're good.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh, but by the way, I'd go to like the superior.
Oh.
That's what I'm saying, what are you doing right now?
Ah, for 5 years?
That's what I'm saying, I'm sorry
It takes 10 minutes?
What information do I have to give you?
Passport, do you own a passport?
I don't have my passport on me
With the old person?
Yeah
You and me?
Yeah
Yeah, you have to choose between your license and your license
Okay, that's all, my license is all you need?
Yeah
Okay, cool
Okay, let me know if you have any
Oh yeah, you want to come?
Yeah, bro, let's do it then
You're a priest today
Yeah, I'm buying a priest today
Y'all saw 80 bus for five years 80 bus for five years that's crazy
Okay, it's a minute. Okay. Just I'm my mission my flight, you know
My shit's at eight
She sold me bro
No, I got my driver's license
Can I not do without my driver's license?
No he can't.
Dude this guy is the employee of the month.
Employee of the month?
Employee of the month.
Anyway.
Are you going to get your money?
Okay bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Employee of the month.
Employee of the month, bro.
You got a passport waiting for you?
I got my driver's license.
You got a passport waiting for you?
at home yeah well so if I have a so I got to bring my passport everywhere for
pre-check okay okay okay okay so they lie like this
And they got showers at the airport
Really not even like the business lounge or anything
Like a I got I got mad time
You know, I need a haircut girl like
And like who got me in Miami what's this a word mx lounge terminal D
And this is glissand
What am I doing embarrassing myself over here shit, it should not work and do it tastes
It's like two to three minutes.
It's a long walk.
I could do it if you give me any of those clothes.
OK, then.
I'm trying to TTS somehow.
TTS somehow.
from Texas. Have a green continue when you're ready. Got it. You're born in America? Born
in America, uh, Fort Worth. But I'm raising all of the kids.
Oh, you cook with it, bro.
He don't give a fuck.
I'm on a fraud, bro. Watch out.
I'll call him on shame, trustee.
Chopped.
LARPING ARLEETSA. Are you the sportive?
Jason, it's your doctor.
Your gonorrhea medicine is ready for pickup.
You need to get it ASAP.
Your genitals are going to fall off.
Good one, Crap.
Give me a second, can we go in?
Put this away.
Thank you.
Then when you're ready, we'll take four fingers, place your hand, and watch your hand.
That's it.
Please do us all a favor and shame James fucking Crap.
Do your right hand first, just like that.
Fuck, don't talk to me about that.
I'm just going to talk to you about that.
Two thumbs at the same time.
Two thumbs at the same time?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do it one more time.
Of course.
And close together.
Then left hand.
And then two thousand left hand.
Thank you.
I feel it on my fingers.
Jason, do you still have that airborne
hantavirus? It's not contagious, is it?
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
Oh, fake sexy.
Fake sexy.
It's happening here email twice and then a commenter.
Got it.
No, it's not.
Stop.
It's just corny there.
I need to let you in because of that.
Yeah, oh my God.
Thank you.
Well, he made a big scene up there because of you.
He said, we got to be a big check.
We got to go.
What happened?
I want to know.
No, the interest.
Made a big deal for nothing.
Oh, I hate to have seen that one, I don't know.
Do you want an email or a text message for your known traveler number?
Uh, text, text, text.
Um, what's your iPhone number?
Brown.
What's your natural number?
Black, black.
Make sure they don't set up your bugs.
Uh, I'm 5'8".
And then, what's your password?
I'm like, 150.
And then, is this your mailing address?
Yeah.
Have you been there for five years or more?
Yeah.
And then in the past five years, any reason of insanity charges?
No.
Actually, just kidding.
Yeah.
Read the term if you would like to agree when you're ready.
I'm just reading it through.
Yep.
And then if you're convicted of any reason of insanity charges
in 24 hours, let us wear DHS and they can board.
If you understand, hit that box.
I understood.
And then we'll have a call to be as in-scale?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Don't put him in the closet.
It's all right.
Don't believe a word this guy says.
He will kill everyone.
All right.
And then you actually get a credit card.
Oh, shit.
You have to see it back in your account.
Oh, so it's free?
Basically, yeah.
Okay.
subscribe to emails right now. So this is your receipt and you take a picture you can.
Okay. You'll get the known traveling number three to five days depending on the background
to take up to 60. We're still young so I won't take that long for you to get to maybe like a week or two.
Okay cool. In the future when you put plane tickets there's a section that will say KTN
and you'll get the number you'll put it in there every time you go. Thank you man. Other than that you're all set.
Okay cool. I'm all good. So I'm TSA free check now.
Yeah.
Well, and it like, in a couple days.
In a couple days.
OK.
Cool.
Did you already go to this already?
I did.
Yeah.
So you're going to go and get it?
Thank you.
You too.
I mean, fuck.
Fuck!
God damn it!
What's happening?
Oh shit!
Oh, fuck, I'm acting a fool, bro.
You know your lies.
I'm acting a fool.
5 feet 6 and 130 soaking wet.
Oh, it's game over.
Fuck, it's a hazel.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this?
A gold ball.
What the fuck am I doing?
Where am I going right now?
That photo ugly shit.
Yo!
I was tired.
Okay, hold on.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
I think it's on.
Wait, are you sure this is the place?
Nah, haha, we're on the guy.
Alert airport, this guy is very chopped, please keep distance.
Oh no, this is the place.
I'm just abolishing it, abolishing it, you know what I'm saying?
I was here for a little dream con action and then yeah, I'm out to Miami.
I'm out to Miami now.
Yeah, gonna work out going up, no way England, but who's for it?
No way, oh my god.
Oh my god, on the Holland hype train, bro.
Of course, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Listen everyone, this guy is a threat.
It's coming home. Yep, it's coming home, bro. I have a lot of knees
Fair enough, bro, it's fine. It's not even it's not loud. It's not loud because the airport's loud
That's not that bad.
Like, if it was on a speaker, then it'd be bad.
Like, no one can hear it.
Barely.
But don't let bad shit go through.
Who's aiming at your chin?
Okay, got it.
What's up bro?
Oh, oh, I'm alive right now.
Thank you, dude.
All right.
I ordered him from Vietnam, even though he is already used, much appreciated.
I wonder why, is it because of my invader maybe?
No, you have a water in here.
Oh, a water?
Yeah.
Oh, such a dunderhead.
I never heard that dunderhead.
I forgot I have a pack of water.
Why is this so empty?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because I want you to stop in.
Okay.
Good for you to have fun.
All right.
You saw me on there?
I put my face on there.
Oh, you did?
I am a horny guy who likes watching Bonnie blue.
Yeah, yeah.
Appreciate it, bro.
Hi, man.
How's it going?
Wait, did I just get a new pimping Sam guard?
No way, bro.
What we shooting, bro?
Chick-fil-A?
Einstein, bros.
Or, I'm pretty sure I recognize this airport.
There's a plan to express all the way down.
Chick-fil-A?
But what the- bro, but the windo...
I got you, bro.
Good thing you know a guy named Silky who got the pimple patch plug.
Uh, uh...
I'm really getting congratulated to go and send the- ooh, bro, this shit, that's like Harvard, bro.
Yeah, I need a certificate or some shit.
It's bigger.
Not that I felt it.
Amix flat free food?
What terminal am I in?
Is there Amix lounge in terminal A?
No there is no official American Express
Rest in sherry and mount eternal evil, GGs.
Sure, dude.
Oh, oh.
Not bad.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda craving a Panda Express lookie.
You got business lounge? I don't think so.
I'm low key one hand though. I'm not gonna lie. I'm out of this line.
Of course, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
You have a good one.
Okay.
Oh.
Anybody know my gate number?
Whoa.
Ro.
How do y'all know my gate?
Nothing like your airport stream boys. Let's fucking go
Let's go you people go to a go yard
Bro
We fucking made it
Maybe there's a oh United Club, bro. You think I could get in
United Club
I don't know if I'm eligible for a United Club, bro. Do I got to pay for that or not?
Pay for that shit or not
United Club is there any? We're at the Polaris Lounge. What the fuck is a Polaris?
I don't want to pull over these lounges, but I'll try to just get in there.
Hello sir.
I'm just wondering if I'm business class and not eligible to go here or...
Oh, I'm going to Miami.
No?
How much to get in where is it just oh that one is I can get in maybe okay all
right cool okay thank you so much
Bro, this is the international one, we go to the United Club.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
What?
Bro, what's this line, dude?
What the fuck is this line?
I'm good.
I'm good bro. I'd rather sit outside.
Alright.
Don't you don't.
There are capacity GG's.
I guess I'm going to my gate, boys.
Bro, there's no food here, do I go back to Chick-fil-A?
What's up, dude?
Yeah, I see a Marlon friend.
Yo, do you know there's a panda here, dude?
There he is, I was looking, I thought he was just going there.
Oh, shit, I bet!
I knew I remembered about panda, dude.
I knew I remembered it.
Alright, bro.
At least a Marlon's better looking friend, like...
I guess, I have a name, guys.
fucking guy that gets bugged maybe
five-fold turn came around WWWWWW seriously appreciate the dubious
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
go into panda, go into panda.
What's happening over there taking, are you checked in?
Oh sweet, should I go get a little Cinnabon?
Now I'm good low-key
Three apples above the ground. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Panda guy mods, please
Gavi fuck is a cavity. Oh
My god, you know that
I'm coming, food court. I'm on the way.
Oh, I'm on the way.
I wish I had a fucking golf cart.
That is a problem. I need to fucking piss.
But I can't pee on stream.
So what do I do?
Who do you hope to collab with at SU?
Everybody, bro. Big, small, medium, everybody.
Jason, congrats on becoming a dad.
Just saw your sister's announcement, W. John.
Oh. Hey, what? There's only a Starbucks.
There's only a Starbucks.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, surprise.
I'm proudly chopped and bloated.
Oh.
This is good here.
Oh
God bless America those pimples pissing me off
I know that's getting an acne on my chin is bad, brother. It's just sleeping. I'm asleep. Yeah, no, that's why brother back up
Oh man. I see the serving size they'd love to do it.
He recorded me.
Are you recording me?
Let me get a...I mean let's...let's do a play.
plate. Let me get half white rice, half chow mein. And then I'll do the...
Nah, he thought he was slick, man.
I'm recording each other.
Ooh, immediately.
I'm gonna do the orange chicken. Gotta go orange chicken.
You know what I mean?
Can't go to Panda without the orange chicken.
And then I'll do the...
I'll do the beef broccoli to balance out the meal.
Uh, that'll be all.
I don't know.
I see you kid.
Can I get a water as well?
A water?
Yes please.
Okay.
$17.00?
It's in.
Thank you.
Okay cool.
Oh, uh, man, did you, uh, get the sauce?
Can I get the, what type of sauce did y'all have?
I'll get the soy and the sweet and sour and everything.
That'll do.
No egg roll? No egg roll. Just paying a table to see it.
Be honest. So right here, toss up.
should remind me of lunch school lunch I'm not popular learn a shit
I'm not popular learn a shit
got myself
I'm not super good at it bro
so am I super
hey bro
Today we're doing an airport mukbang and we just got Panda Express. Let's eat.
What do I got y'all?
Here we go. Let's eat.
All right. Now y'all never been to Panda, okay? Y'all gotta make sure to get the sauce.
Me personally, I'm not a big soy sauce guy and personally, I'm more of a sweet and sour guy, to drizzle all over the food.
Alright, now are y'all dipers or are y'all drizzlers? Me personally, I like to mix it up. Today I want to be a drizzler, I want to drizzle all over my food.
Hey guys, it's me Jason, the ween come take pictures with me while I eat K-E-K-W.
I'm dead as a popular loner
Come on, slow down.
Oh, god.
Don't move.
Guys, that's feel good.
Mmmmm.
This is great, five point seats.
Pretty good, guys.
Yo, let me get a bite.
Wow.
This is great, y'all.
Some more fries?
W-W-W.
Well
Beyond this great and I never go wrong with Panda, okay
Balanced new you know
To check out with not the worst option way better than McDonald's
Help you I mean
I love you
I love the sodium that works for me
Family owned? No, my family is not owned
Yo, guys, feel free to sit by me
Feel free to sit
Oh sour
Feel free to sit by me y'all
Say hello, man
We dead are on date right now you low-key chops though
This is not resident evil food.
Orange chicken.
Don't you use chopsticks?
They will provide chopsticks at Panda.
Hey guys, go over to sit by me.
What do they do?
Why not the airport?
I'm not gonna die.
Fuck that.
No, but for you
No, but for y'all they're always making fun of me
Thank you for father, dude. Thank y'all
Anyone else bought and and feeding and it with me right now
So it looks like we're on a date I'm almost done with my food balance
I just went closer to get it in there I should have given it to y'all
I can't read it because I'm not on my phone
Eat your broccoli
My phone has me, I'm gonna eat whatever fuck I want to eat on my plate
Yo everyone, does anyone want to sit with me?
I am a loser loner crumb who got shoved in lockers in high school.
Also, I am ugly. K-E-K-W.
Does anyone remember?
I'm used to this. I'm used to eating by myself.
I've always been a popular loner.
Your teeth are the same color as the noodles.
I'm not gonna hire you no more.
You just blew my hunger, brother.
I got one more bite at a...
Nice.
Fuck y'all.
I'm done.
I'm done, bro.
I'm done.
Now the ways?
I'm done.
I need to get a fortune cookie, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Brown down again, you'll have to say this to me if y'all want
I'm out, yeah.
Hey, guys.
Oh, no, no, don't worry about it.
I'm hungry still.
Hey everyone I made the Panda Express and I have fortune cookie slaw.
Uh.
Yo you look bloated is what I would have said a few weeks ago, but you are just fat.
Fuck you.
Okay that was weird.
I'm hungry still.
Hey everyone I made the Panda Express and I have fortune cookie slaw.
Yo you look bloated is what I would have said a few weeks ago, but you are just fat.
That was just weird bro.
Alright, come on bro.
Cinnabong.
I want Cinnabong hair right now, but bro, Cinnabong, I feel like that shit is too fat
Nink.
Like, I'm not locked in right now, but I'm not fat Nink, I'm not, I'm not.
I love you gotta piss.
Yo, 60, bro, switch my shit.
Switch my shit.
Y'all going in my bag, bro?
And now let's go out here!
Is that Trinket Asset, of course!
It's oil!
Past 60?
All right.
What are you looking at, Dad?
Hey, what are you looking at, Dad?
Fuck, fuck.
Alright.
To the end of the street!
Alright, Chad.
I'm out.
WD1, I'll see you tomorrow.
Love y'all.
Thank y'all for being amazing.
You're gonna hurt his feet, Jack!
Oh my god, raid me, bro.
Oh my god, raid me, raid me, raid me.
Raid me, raid me, raid me, raid me, raid me, raid me.
Raid me, bro, raid me, raid me, raid me, raid me.
Sinus, any raid me, raid me.
Go on, go on, Sinus, tell her to raid me.
raid me, raid me, send us any raid me, raid me, go on, one of us send us to hell, tell
her to raid me.
Hey I am in the same airport as you were and I just want to say you are so
more chopped in person. I am reporting you to customs for allowing an
extraterrestrial being inside the same vicinity as this normal human.
Yeah, bro, it's me man. How you feeling, bro? I'm headed home
From here
Yeah
I bet
Oh my god, bro
I went in for a dad me went in for a fist and then we switched from fist to handshake and then we switched one more time, bro
Holy f**k, I s**t.
What are we feeling, bro? I genuinely don't know.
I love feeling like maybe a little protein bar.
Gotta keep my protein intake high.
So at least when I shut out, I don't lose muscle.
So I'm trying to look for...
F**k no, not on my team.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Cookies and cream.
Maybe you got a protein shake or something?
Okay, here we are.
Some protein ice cream?
This is like, what would stop me from like, just stealing it?
Gotta go to the core, power, some chocolate.
Home equals outer space, you alien fucks.
That is not nice.
How much?
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my god.
But the other goddamn uh...
$9 for this fucking protein drink?
This should better make me look like Marlon, are you?
Are you actually that gay man?
Holy shit.
What an economy man.
And here we go.
That really favorius.
I just go in.
So just go in.
Now that's probably been weird.
That's the bathroom.
Take a shower.
Don't ever tell me what to fucking do.
I'm not gonna take a shower.
I don't.
Don't have access to a lounge.
I've ever dropping a group 7 boarding now brun
It's not even time for my fight
I'm not group 7. Yeah, but I see a first-class fight experience with me. Yeah. Yeah
Don't eat world-cooked games today who won Spain or Belgium definitely Spain right
Spain thank God, bro, I'm not trying to see Belgium in the fucking semis
It's Spain, yeah, almost three here yo
Hey, thanks, man. Thanks for the gift. It's good
They almost lost
Oh, this is so nice.
Ah.
Here we are. Ooh, it's a bit bigger food court.
Sorry, bro. I don't know why my angel does that.
Einstein brought us a plan. I feel like I was just here.
Another food court?
Bro.
Wow, that's cool.
Okay, so we made it.
much love from Serbia hey bro
yo long shin don't ever drop me like that again
gotta be my gig ya'll
almost made it
can I get a welcome to the jungle xqcl
bro has crumb dropping shit while his suitcase takes off
fucking diabolical
Hey, that's fucking crum here.
What's my day, I think?
Here we are.
Did I made it?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, what?
This is quite Austin.
Fuck you, crumb alien lookin' ass.
What?
Oh wait, oh the border right now, that's why.
I guess I'm early?
Yeah, the right fucking area.
So you're waiting on Miami
That's Lowe's down on a snack a little bit
it's actually impressive that you look more chopped now than you did in your
airport picture
I am not true
I'm gonna stay an hour bro, I think it's a little break though.
Right damn.
Holy shit.
Stop, bro.
I
Yo Jay are we turning another notch fuck no
Let me tell
All right.
That's him.
Let me tell my date for a little bit.
Big Bob Pimple.
Your egg yolk is refreshing.
Bro fell out of his crib when he was younger
and is now stuck with an iron chin.
An all the fucking iron chin.
Where though?
millionaire not flying private four poses looking ass
Yeah, but I misspense time you came a fucking DJ can we get another third wheeling segment on the plane?
No, because I'm on business class. All right, I'm not sitting in the back of the plane
Only one person Jason would never do a push-up fade with and it's me
Well, okay
Yep, I'm flushing though because y'all call me broke last time
slap me for $100
what?
I don't get really impressed from my pimple
Get better genetics
Oh, that's it?
Oh my god, bro.
Some dermatologists in the chat.
I don't know.
Like, I have pretty quick skin, bro.
I think I know how much skin.
It'll be alright, man.
Shag.
Shag, marry or kill. Marlin, silky and adapt.
I put him talking on there.
Stop eating and talking.
I'll put it on my golyard bag real quick.
This British fuck said shag.
40 grams of protein, this is how you cheat protein, 42 grams, 230 calories, I'm literally
good for the day. Why does this taste expired? Wait, what is the expiration date on this?
What is the expiration date on this?
On the tab?
It says, best by February 21, 27.
Wow, good.
I already shook.
This should take some time.
Are you guys sitting together at the game or not?
I don't know.
Oh fuck.
Hey Jason, DreamCon is over.
You can take off your monster makeup now, bro.
You're scaring everyone around you.
Shut up, bro.
That shit's proscien, though.
Shut up.
I know.
MF talking about cheating protein, you gotta work out first.
England or Norway?
I'm not allowed, I'm rude for England, bro.
To anybody who can hear this, do I look bloated today?
Come up and tell me if I am chubby.
Hauling? Like I fuck with Hauling, have you? You know what I mean? But I'm a Man United
fan. And also, I'm not hopping on a hype train, bro. Like, everybody's been, all the Americans
they've been like, oh, hello Hauling. It's so cool because he's a meme and he's cool
and he's like oh I run and I score my bro they don't know the history about
Holland they don't know that they don't know anything about Holland
they just hop on a high train I want to see England win because bro I'm half
Londonese but London is my second home
It's coming home with facts. Now facts.
Is there any of this room where you can just sit here?
Dude, this shit's safe here.
Oh, shit, my bad.
What?
Oh my god, is that what I think it is?
Well, for you, Paige is so, uh...
Out of the kindness in Jason's heart, he's buying us all World Cup tickets.
Hell no.
Right?
Watch this, so abro.
So abro, is that Pokemon?
What the fuck is this, Stefan Rowland?
That did not look like Pokemon.
Take one.
Aw, this is fire.
Eeeeeehhh.
Eeeeeeeeehhh.
You know me like they had a more strong
They found me in my right hand
I'm a little tough
Oh, Mr. Hossie!
Oh, shit.
Sad.
Sad, bro.
No bro, I'm happy for them genuinely.
Yo bro, if we wanted to watch TikTok, we would do that.
Get off your phone and perform your role as a jester.
Fuck you.
Barely disbrew.
Congrats.
Let me be the flower boy.
Congrats, congrats, let me be the flower boy. Clap emoji, congrats emoji, puppy crying emoji.
the fuck why would he do that
oh that's cool
what's my reels looking like
Oh, well.
Where the fuck was that?
I'll tell you.
Eh.
This classic party time is going on out there.
It's time the party is comming out in the night with them.
Marlin behind you.
Marlin behind me.
Nobody behind me, bro?
But, I don't know.
Me neither.
But I don't know like when in my shape for
One begins in 30 minutes chat, so what do I do for 30 minutes like that where
My yeah, yeah
Yeah, bro, you gonna work up again
Yeah, Miami. Where you off to?
I don't know why tweaks I like that chat
bro yeah I'm bothersome right now yeah I'm just chillin
yeah you wanna say hi hey since you're taking the flight are you gonna be the
in-flight entertainment since you're a jester
can I sit on my seatbelt here yeah I'm just kidding I'm not
Oh, that's your burn? I actually like that head. I like it, bro. It's actually nice
It's nice, bro. Oh mama supported that's that's fire
So that's respect, that's respect bro, that's like my supporter, yeah it's respect, we
I love that shit, bro.
So what should we do now?
Retire?
What is wrong with y'all, bro?
Malish? I bet. I'm out of fucking room.
I wish I didn't have to drag my fucking suitcase everywhere, like, let me born or nothing.
Let's see.
Go to the lounge.
Let me try to go around.
Hi, bro. I'll see you. I'll be back. We have the same flight.
I'll get back. I'm gonna check it out.
It's like one small brand interview people or hands amount of airport.
So I don't really want to make too big of a team.
You know what I mean?
A lot different when you're at an airport and when you're in public
Pussy
How brass people
Rass people
We're taking it home.
There's some england people.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, it's coming home.
It's coming home.
I don't know.
It's okay.
It's like me out there.
I
Don't know me and I get the breeze do they say
I stay let go
Where am I bro
Where are we
Shit
What am I doing? I'm gonna go to the lounge. United lounge. You see that right? It's time. Let's go
This but yo, what is
Maybe I can make it back in shower. What's up, bro? Yeah, let's do it
Alright, I appreciate that, man.
Of course, bro.
Is that an Overwatch backpack?
It is! It's a Steven, man!
Oh, that's a war, bro!
Alright.
Well, there ain't no one who'll let me have a boy's view.
It's the only one that's there at you.
WDVUs.
Here we go, chat.
United Club.
get me in there
oh picture
oh shit
that's fucked up
yeah yeah
fuck
alright bro, appreciate it bro
alright man
bro
I
United
I'm going to
My brain's hard for the Miami
Wait, how much how much
750 like 750 dollars or like $7.50
What about a day pass
I cannot wait for now, I'll be in touch with the people.
Ah!
Thank you.
Okay.
Of course.
Okay.
C33.
We have to move to the left, that one's probably down.
Okay.
Wait, Jason, why are you taking a flight?
I thought gestures go places in clown cars.
Is it because you're a rich gesture, like Krusty the Clown?
Stop, yeah.
Doc.
They told me $750 for a United Embassy.
They're not doing take passes right now.
Who the fuck are you?
$750.
$50 to eat Franky made food in the sitting in the lounge chair. Are you out your goddamn mind?
And it's probably a subscription too, so if I get charged what hopefully it's yearly if it's 75.
But still that's insane.
Anyone else out of Brent Brown's fucking walking? Fuck damn bro, I already made it to my destination.
Why am I still walking?
What is that?
Is that a lid?
I'm all in.
Chill. Oh shit.
Oh god.
I just want to do another snack thing what is this
Look up.
Oh, hold on now.
It's a little drunk before the plane.
What are you doing, man?
No, I'm just going.
Ooh.
Hmm.
Ooh.
Some retouching.
Get a little smell on for the flight, girl. Fuck it.
Ooh, smellin' good now.
Hmm.
Is that a $600 fucking pen?
Well, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
I'm good though.
Some bougie shit.
Okay.
I'm good though.
Some bougie shit.
Okay.
Seriously, what's a boat?
A fuckin' BOTAGA wine bottle?
Or champagne bottle?
Type one in the chat if you're trying to sit on this.
Um, just looking around.
I'm going to Miami man Miami
Oh
Yeah, no way
Everybody about Holland bro, I'm going for England
I'm going for a big thing. No, no way
And I realized you got me there.
Yeah.
I can bet money on holland growing.
Oh.
I can bet $10 on it.
You can bet $10 on holland growing?
Bet $10 on it.
I don't even want to do that, bro.
I don't even want to do it.
Bro, you've seen a holland edit on the full new page and said,
I'm moving from Norway.
No, but I saw him play in the dressing room.
Really?
Who?
Huh?
Which is who?
I don't know.
I just saw him.
Man.
I'm out, bro.
good as a good
There's no limit bro, there's genuinely no limit
Says you I don't like them. I know ball. I know players
I know I know ball, bro. I
Got to get an English shirt in Miami. I
Yes, yes, I do I
Know ball
Let's get legit
Don't call me J
Name five Albanian players, bro. That's like bro. I couldn't even do that for the NBA like I don't know
I don't know bro
I'm calling me J. I don't know y'all.
I don't know y'all.
Got to call me J.
Alright, tell them to stop calling me J.
I'm not gonna lie. I got a crazy shit brewing in my stomach right now. Like I got some fat shit brewing
Brewing in my stomach. I'm gonna blow this shit up
What up purple, what up, bro?
What up? You mind if I get a video? Yeah a video. Yeah over here. Yeah, let's sit down, bro
Let's sit next to you
Oh wait, your mom's sitting here
Okay, that
What's up guys?
What's up bro? I'm here with my best friend man.
Yo!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I made it chat.
I made it, I made it.
Are you going to Miami?
Yeah, I'm going to Miami. What are you going to Miami for?
I'm from there dude.
Oh bro.
So what are you here for?
Houston?
Yeah.
I'm going to LSU.
Oh shit!
Where you playing?
You play football?
I'm playing high school.
Oh man.
Yeah bro.
I'm just kidding, I'm going up, England versus Norway bro.
Bro, that's a man.
Yes.
Let me say that.
It's a hot song I bought.
How much money do you have?
$50,000.
Oh my god, no.
I thought you said that yesterday.
I don't have any extra tickets.
I'm just kidding.
You're gonna pay for a ticket?
That's cool if I knew you'd do these things and put it in the six?
What's your job?
What is that?
I'm a native.
You're a native?
I'm a native.
What does that mean?
Are you a native American?
You're a native American?
Yes.
So that means what benefits do you have?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just swimming.
You mean, in a sense, what are you saying?
No, I'm just saying with all of the game.
All the poor guys, all the poor guys.
In my seat?
Yeah.
I'm just saying with all of my bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we also have a jizz here.
What?
We're old, um, old-time friends.
I was on the way.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
In your seat?
Yeah.
Yeah
I call the football black
What do you mean y'all waiting for the World Cup? Let's go early on. Oh my god. Oh bravo. I have a wrong
Holy large large sir. Her
Lark lives a herd. Yes, I was I was going to Mexico, but I was too. Wait. Are you Mexican?
I was at a restaurant. I was in the studio and I had to go all blue and everything.
I was live.
What, you was there? I was there.
You was in Mexico? I was room for Mexico. Yeah, I was in there.
But, you know, since England beat Mexico, I'm now rooting for England because, you know,
if we're gonna get beat by England, at least win the whole thing.
I think that's true.
That's true.
Oh, of course, bro, of course. Wait, is that a spanish or Z? Oh good. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
Of course
Right, let me show right? Oh, yeah, son like this. Oh, what's that?
I'm trying to get my protein.
Yeah, gotta get protein.
I got my protein here, sir. Otherwise, I would have probably had snacks.
Oh, that's a...
That's a Prada Bear.
Prada Bear, yeah.
That stable Ronaldo gave it to me.
Stable Ronaldo?
Yeah.
Nah, this one was odd. I bought this one.
I'm not...
What?
I ain't gonna lie, bro. Kill yourself.
Nah, I'm just kidding, bro.
not just kidding but don't get yourself don't do it
I have to do it now
nah
I can do it
I'm gonna sneak the field again in the middle of it
just let them take me
I'll feed you bro
listen
I think I can get you in there
really?
I think I can
but take my number and let me know
no I'm just kidding
I'm gonna try my best though bro
alright alright alright
what's your name?
Tony
you know my name
come on let's go together
I'm gonna leave you
yeah
Don't eat a tiger. That's what they call him in high school.
You gotta tell him you're a tiger.
We always be like, growling at girls.
Yeah. He was like awesome.
He was like, yeah, in the cafeteria.
Ah, look at him. Ah.
He was crazy.
I was second, four years second.
No, you never did.
He was first.
No, he was first.
There's no, there's no, there's no,
you're not just someone, you know you're someone,
you're someone who never do that.
I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love my girlfriend.
Okay Tony, okay, I'm not gonna say too much
because your mom's here.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
It's a monster, it's a monster.
He's a good, he's a good, he's a good, he's a good,
he's a great, great kid, great kid.
Great kid.
But yeah, so what about, what about, what about,
what about, you know.
How you feel about the the late flight?
What's it been like?
Yeah, same flight, yeah.
Did it break your heart when you said you were with the late?
Nah, not much. I mean, I don't have anything else planned for today, so I didn't really care that much.
No plans for Miami?
No, I'm going there. I'm in there for a day and then I'm going to New York.
What's happening in New York?
I'm playing for some football, some footballing.
I'm linking up with Darren and them.
Darren Watkins, he played for England.
Oh, I don't know.
You didn't know Darren Watkins?
I'm not, I'm not.
He played for England.
I'm not playing for England.
Oh, England?
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
I know, I know, I know.
Memo.
Memo?
No, Memo.
Memo who?
Like Okola, Okola.
That's like the name.
Oh, yeah.
Ok.
That's him.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna miss him.
That's a dog?
Yeah, of course.
I'm gonna miss him.
Tell us how I'm bringing game. That's skills to come back
It's time. Yes. You eat it. That's not skill. That's not real. It's called. Yo, yo daddy people present your daddy
That means a yo daddy. Yo daddy make the call bro make the call. I'm trying to win messy shit. What?
Oh, yeah, they better not be talking about messing with you
Anyway, okay, they should put it like on the line for messing. Okay, man
What do you mean now, I didn't even ask a question, I didn't even ask a question.
I can't, I don't know, I can't.
How many Belladors is Messi at?
Seven.
All right, seven.
Y'all must close.
See, this guy's a lot, lots of horror.
I'm just, I just know the legacy, you know, and I just let it, I let it take, uh, come and share it.
I don't really have to speak for Messi.
What is, what is MSN stands for?
Miami.
You said, you hear that sir?
You said Miami.
You know what MSN stands for, right?
That's what you went?
Messi, Neymar, Suarez, MSN bro, the big three.
That's like nothing, got it.
Okay, what club did he, like what's the club that,
you know what I'm, you know what I'm,
that he plays for?
Well, what about like before?
I think it's like in his prime
Yes, he's like that
Before that?
Before
Why?
What do you think?
I suppose I'm not a big fan of this thing
Before PSG
I just hear it
I mean, yeah, I got it
Fine colors, right?
Fine colors?
Fine colors
Bro, you don't know Barcelona?
Barcelona, bro
Barcelona FC
Not super mega
You don't know Barcelona?
You don't know Barcelona
You got it in like Spain?
No, I'm not sure, right?
Bro, bro, okay, you know what?
I'm out of a Hooper, you know
Okay, what about Real Madrid?
Real Madrid?
Okay, we're not on Messi
Messi
I don't know if we're not up there
You know what we're not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Like I said, I'm gonna win.
Oh, you're a Hooper?
Okay, okay.
Who's your favorite NBA team?
Oh, oh no, teams is a little,
I'd say my favorite player there.
Okay, I'm way aware of the LeBron good.
Yes.
That's my mom about that.
Okay, okay.
They run deep into the veins, bro.
Okay, so, how many rings does LeBron have?
Four, three, four, three, four.
You got Lakers, Lane, how many you got with Wayne too?
They got like three.
And then what's the other two that you won?
What's the other team?
One with?
Yeah, one with.
Oh Cleveland, I'm sorry.
I was about to say, how do you know Cleveland, bro?
I was like, I'm missing one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, real question, real question.
over 80 million, then 83 or Kobe 80 million?
Kobe 81 bro, Kobe 81.
They had a triple team game, 83 points over 81.
Half of his points was Fritos.
I'm putting it like this, I've seen this on Instagram
or something like that.
Did you guys have 83 dollars or 81 dollars?
I think that just ends the conversation right there.
Hey, 3 little all the way.
I mean, bro, honestly, not wrong at all.
I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this.
was Kobe's like 10 years ago bro we got a comp bro they didn't come to him that 53
throws yeah 50 free throws they're not gonna get triple see they wouldn't triple
see the code yes they was yes they were right now they had those things doing
everything how else you thought how's you think damn was getting to the people on
It was
Your rage baby, what team are you wonderful?
Oh
Like I said, whatever the problem with
You were a Lakers fan, yes, that's it
I was a Sparrow fan
I was a Sparrow fan, oh my, you're a
You're a Furlinks fan
You're a Baywag, that's what you were
I'm a Mavis fan, bro
At least
You're from Houston
No, I'm not from Houston
No, it looks like I'm not from
Oh no, I'm from Arlington
Arlington Mavericks
I
Cooper flag boys gonna he's gonna change the game
Huh?
Three young is not trying to be playing on the Wizards
That's what I'm doing. What is he doing? Did he request a trade in my trip?
Yeah, it's gonna matter.
He's an agent, bro. Agent is true.
Agent is true.
Bro, this is what you do, bro. You see a TikTok edit?
Agent is true. Yeah!
And you see a TikTok edit, and you become a bandwagon.
That's what you are, bro.
He was driving what, like, 2,500 feet?
Nice and 2,500 feet was seen.
Bro, bro, Cooper's lag clears.
Cooper's lag hard.
Like swiping on 18 years old dr. Forty bombing. Yep. Yeah, that's my dog, too
No, it was me bro, I gotta call him
No, I don't have his contact
I'm not even moving bro, it's okay
I believe boys are like, we boys
We boys they shit
You a coupe?
Yeah we a coupe
You a coupe with my uh, high school right?
I can't even with my high school
You know who did go to my high school?
Yeah
You know when we went to the NBA and came from my city?
I don't know
K kinda who?
He's not from Texas.
It's yours.
Texas, Texas.
I mean, I don't know if he's born in Texas,
but he was raised in Texas for sure.
You know what? I got a better question for you.
Who do you think has a better ethnic?
Texas or Florida?
Texas.
No.
Texas.
Absolutely no.
No.
Yes.
What about everything?
Texas, you might have a little bit of football.
You know all that basketball food.
Yes, we have.
No.
Yes, we have basketball food.
Food, food, and stuff.
No.
Everything better than this.
What is your indigenous name?
What's your name?
Who came out of hood up?
Everybody
That's just
We got
Next
Massive kill you
I'm the diva now, you got superpowers
I'll kill you bro
You got diva powers?
Yes
What?
Who said that?
Oh, that's what he said
Oh, I'm sure
Oh, yeah, wait, what do you have?
What do you got a boner on?
Let your hair loose
Damn
Yo, they saying I'm all you know my man. Yeah, I got a guy paying everybody saying mom
I'm not bro. We're not doing this shit. That's your current bro. It's current. It's quench
We're not doing the current you know, I can brutal go my bullshit. I don't want to have blood dollars on my eyes
No, bro. No, no, no, no, no
Yeah
Because I'm just a real, I'm just trying to hop on this flight.
Are you gonna fall asleep? Are you over that?
Dude, honestly, you're not sleeping?
You're too good at haircut, man.
I'm about to. You wanna see my hair cut?
What are you gonna get?
You're gonna get like a little blowout, something.
I'm cutting all the...
Damn!
It's gonna be big shot.
Big shot.
I used to have short hair, obviously.
Started short. This is like the...
...the poles.
This like the...
You really Google sexy lights
That's not what I said
Oh my gosh, stop trying to be Corbin
I'm not trying to be Corbin, that's just the
That's the situation
At least I'm like that, my head is definitely going to get a little weird
Yeah bro, our hair could get a little crazy
Our hair?
Yeah
Me and you?
Yeah
I got waves
I got wavy and a little bit of waves coming through my skin
Waves?
I got a little bit a little bit of texture now a little bit of texture
Die guys from my when I had like
See oh god, that's what shows up, bro
Why is this the first picture they show up?
Now we gotta update this shit on God bro.
Now we gotta update this shit.
No I've been dead ass trying to update this shit on the launch bro.
Now I'm about to hit my team bro.
Who did this to you man?
It's my fuck bro.
Can we update my Google pictures when you slook me up?
No, I'm asking my team, no.
I'm pretty sure you can do that yourself.
I don't know.
Oh my god, man.
So you know what, let's interview you.
Let's do a quick interview.
All right, bro.
There's someone.
Yep.
I used to pronounce that name.
There's a lot of people at LSU at that lesson.
Nice to have a healthy video.
Yeah, yeah.
I hear a lot.
That's okay.
All right.
There's someone.
When did you first try popping?
Um, probably tick-tock bruh.
I was just doing bullshit on tick-tock, just doing anything for views.
You know, I would get a dopamine rush out of just views.
When I just take drugs, that'll be what you'll have.
I did both!
I still do both, fuck!
No, no, no.
Oh, okay.
Second question?
Hmm?
When did you first go out?
When did you move like damn?
I don't really think like that.
You know what I mean?
I'm really just longing to vote.
I don't like bro. I'm like I think it's wrong.
You wouldn't call people like I'm up now?
Nah bro, honestly when I got up you know how people would be like...
J.P.
Oh, uh, anyways.
I would say probably...
You know how people blow up and then their old friends hit them up and shit?
Yeah.
I haven't made it since I was little.
None of my old friends in the yellow, bro.
It was like a reality check.
Cold splash of water.
Yeah, it was like being...
They still don't hug me, do they?
Yeah.
They don't hug me, do they?
I'm happy, you know.
It was like the first thing we did when we were like,
I got a big one, you know.
I bought my mom and my daddy a car.
What?
I got like my mom, my ex-sister.
Now I've got my dad afforded a fusion.
You know all those guy in the lectures?
Yeah.
Wow.
My mom and me were driving a school.
Okay, who was driving?
I was like, you're son of a grade.
Who was that?
You crashed?
Oh my God.
Have we crashed in some mission?
No.
So who's fault was it?
Was it yours or?
Oh my...
How can he reach the pedals?
I don't know, I'm fine. He can just stay over at the dashboard.
I was running a car and he didn't have a car on my back.
I don't know, I'm fine.
Yeah, I told you the car?
I don't know.
I think all of y'all are still here, you know what I mean?
I got to bless Jason with my presence inside.
I got to be honest with him a little bit.
Yeah, bro.
That's something cool.
Wait, what are you trying to do? What are you going to school for?
Communityology.
Oh, some athlete shit.
Yeah, I was an athlete.
I love being active.
I was like, okay.
Oh my god.
No, I feel you.
Oh, you have to burn like, like a nurse.
Nursing classes and shit, no?
Like, anatomy and all that stuff.
Oh yeah, yeah, but that's not like nursing.
Maybe it is.
I know nurses have to learn that, because I was a nurse.
We don't have a nursing program.
No, we just do.
Tony Ma.
Stop playing with me, dude.
Tony Ma.
Changes like Jay. Yeah, my life is cool. I like my life
Push up baby
I don't want to embarrass you there. No push up baby. What is up like push ups?
Push up baby. You don't want that
You know, I don't want to embarrass you
I have a hundred, do you think I can only do twenty?
Like one go? Like non stop?
I could do more, I could do more.
I could do more if they could pursue the sport.
Do you want us to go back?
No, it's okay, but we're at the airport.
I'm not going to start cranking push-ups at an airport.
What do you do? I'll give you twenty dollars.
I'll give you twenty dollars.
I'll put a dollar appreciated for sure.
Oh, I got you.
A dollar appreciated.
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
I'm just going to say play.
You should have won't give me a name.
I'm not trying to do it.
He looks like a person who's doing it.
I've been at the gym so I had to lie back down.
I used to be that guy.
Let me feel it.
Touch me.
You should know.
I told you I've been at the gym.
How long?
I'll start working out after I see you.
Damn!
Wait, how old are you now?
Okay, this one, you ready?
I'm 22.
What do you mean, damn?
That's 22 is not a damn, okay?
You're at 06, baby.
05.
05?
Hello?
I'm 04.
I'm 04, bro.
I'm 04.
It's okay.
You're big, bro.
You're not okay.
You're big, bro.
Yeah, I'm not even big, bro.
I would never I can't show them this bag
This bag need you big bag
Is this remover? Yeah you big bag
Come on bro, you know, brought a bear on the Goya
I'm mixing and matching bro, I'm mixing and matching
But I'm not going to lie bro, I'm going to tell you what's in my bag
Absolutely fucking nothing
You can't even just lie
I just can't because I should say Goya
I'm proud because it says Goya bro
He's getting the fake Goya
Oh, don't ever do that.
Don't ever do that.
I don't come in here and rep go your ass.
Never. Never. Never. Never. Never.
You got rep go your ass.
No, it's not rep go.
That's real.
You can tell by the material you feel it bro.
This is egg over there.
No, no, this is two yards.
No, it doesn't.
Wait, why doesn't it say that?
Bro, that's how it is supposed to be.
French or French or some shit no bro feel it this shit's like alligator skin or some shit
I don't know feel it you feel that you feel the difference, right?
Dude this is go your man
Yeah, you're not
What's your birthday?
That's just super
Not gonna lie I got a shit. I'm gonna blow that bitch up like you see me walk through the aisle
I'm gonna shit on the plan I'm literally I could have shit here, but I've been waiting
No, no, no on a plane's clean
public that you know when you flush the toilet you just get to the beach on the
plane when you first turn on the plane it just gets to the beach in the play
it's like no way no way my why and is that same I know not true but it's true
They're saying it's true.
Oh, hey.
He just released it.
Into the ocean?
Yeah.
It's for the fish.
I swear it goes down like into like a tank or some shit.
What they taught you was that right?
Very.
Shitness.
I'm a surgeon.
It's not true.
What the fuck?
What is a surgeon going to do?
I would know.
They teach me about this stuff every day.
Oh my God, bro.
Going to Miami IRL. Let's go content overload. That's a tough name. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's my title
No, no, my mods my mods pick the title
What's your GPA bro
Come on, bro, how much is school semester?
I must obviously yes
But like my GPA
It's on a various like this guy like I need to get it up. I'm gonna get it up
So 3.5 is a scholarship, though
What was it 3? I haven't heard yet. I had a scholarship mine was like 3.5
If it didn't go 3.5 your scholarship gets reversed. Oh, I got it. My scholarship is very forgiving
2.5
Only sheet that's D's bro. No way
What is this?
That's Steve.
Nope, nope, nope.
I don't think it's Steve.
Haskell?
Yeah, where is Haskell?
Oh, Haskell.
He's here.
Is he here?
Yeah.
I got a room with him at ShimmerU.
You're going?
Yeah, but I don't know.
You gotta admit it.
Yeah, I gotta admit it, man.
Like, it's like, you gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be.
What do you think ShimmerU?
What do you think of?
Like, do you learn stuff?
Like, what do you do?
What are you doing on there?
What do you mean?
It's like, it's a community college.
It's like a big hangout.
What do you mean it's a community college?
It's like a big hangout. It's like a sleepover.
How many days do you like three days?
Like five days or something?
Bro, you're not doing nothing, but from what I've seen, just talking to straight bitties.
No learning.
Is that what streamer you is, bro?
Just talking to girls?
That's what I've heard. That's what I've seen.
Straight women?
Wow.
Just like clip farming?
No, I'm not going to waste it.
No, bro.
Oh, I'm gonna make the most of this.
You know what I'm gonna do there, bro?
I'm gonna start a fight night.
Every night, it's gonna be like a little fight club.
What have you learned?
I'm trying to teach you.
I'm a student.
Exactly, what have you learned?
What?
I'm trying to teach you.
I mean, during the day, we learn.
There's like, people find it,
there's like chickens and stuff.
Oh, what?
No, no, no animal finding, no.
That's illegal, bro.
Depending on where you go.
It's abuse, bro.
I learn from my mistakes.
You guys abused anything?
No I wasn't abused, I had a petting suit in my backyard
and I got cancelled
for like two days
That same? Yeah
What did you have in petting suit? It wasn't just like dogs?
It was a llama and like a pig and like a couple birds
But were you even having petting suits in there?
I don't have petting suits
Yeah
So I washed the stuff
I'll let me know if you don't need it
Okay
What's up bro? Why are you looking in the wrong way?
Bro, what the fuck? Don't be weird, bro.
I'm not looking in the wrong way.
I was asking if she needed me to hold anything.
Bro, I was not on that act. I'm not weird, bro.
I'm not on that act, bro.
You know I would never do that.
I would never do that.
Get up in your phone.
Bro, are you a flight attendant, Jason?
Yeah, I'm a flight attendant.
I was going to say, didn't you mention a boxer?
Didn't you lose?
What's your name?
Agent Jeff.
What's your name?
Fortnite kid.
Fortnite kid?
Yeah.
That's all I had to get.
Yeah, you got it.
No, I had to get serious.
All right, bro.
What did you run in Miami?
No, no, no, no.
I don't need that.
No?
I would fuck you up.
I don't fight, man.
You mean?
No.
I mean, no.
Oh, shit.
I don't touch you, dude.
No, you don't.
I don't like it.
on my body.
Right?
It's in the bag.
Are you actually listening?
Like I said, oh yeah.
Hold it.
I've been wanting to hold
KCB.
Got peace 5 in there.
Cause I just moved out of my apartment.
And I left my peace 5 in there.
And that's like the main thing I had to get the cinco.
You gotta get the cinco.
How fun B2, B2.
Get fried
You some console I feel that bro you be gaming or no, of course
I'm sure I know the light you're like a reaction. So you're not really like no
I feel that bro. I like the game though. You know what I mean? I'm gonna start gaming room
I'm about to be on my gaming shit. I won't be able to
We'll get probably the new one
Oh, they're making it put on a piece of our right
I'm so excited. I'm excited to play APEX. I haven't been playing games in a minute.
BLT is about to be what I'm on.
I might be on BLT, there are four nights trash now.
I'm about to be APEX now.
Yeah, that's right. Just try hard.
I'm just playing for the joy of the game.
I'm on BLT's game.
I'm too grown, bro.
Too grown?
Too grown for a game, man.
Yeah, you do.
Now, what are you talking about?
Maybe you.
We're the same age, ain't we?
I'm 22 you're 20. Yeah, but I'm just 22. I'm still in school. What are you doing?
I dropped, I would be in school. No you wouldn't.
If I would, I'm a 04 or I would be graduating this year. So you would have been graduated.
You would have been graduated. Yeah, I would have graduated but like, that's what I'm saying.
Gaming for you is over. Okay, what happens when you graduate? It's over.
For me it's over. That's when life starts. You ever seen that video? You ever seen the
15 years like someone didn't touch me
Don't be honest with you man once you graduate
Like that's what that's basically
That's okay
Like y'all in trap
What's your mother dad? No, I did it. It's Andrew. I bet I've got nothing in this bitch, but I got a toothbrush here, but bro
Dad has got the go yard just to have the go yard just to bring it with me
I was going to sign up for community but
Well you're sure man
Well you're long like I don't have a business
No
I'm only long
It's about it
What about your dad?
He's a good man
My dad my dad my dad my dad profession is
Of course that he could have
That ass
He lost 10 bands in Mexico
No he didn't
And he lost all of it
Dad lost 10 bands
Why are you putting them in the business?
You said that.
Yeah, it's you, not your child.
Oh, shit, mama.
You said it in front of the child.
Yeah, look, it wasn't even a, it wasn't me.
It was 10 bands on a dirty game.
I'm like, yeah, that's cool.
That's what I was like, 30 times.
Yeah.
What are your thoughts on that, mama?
First.
I think I'm going to be a good kid.
OK.
You have siblings?
Yeah, it's like, I'm like, five, six.
Six
I got in my dad. I like the other kids. So yes
So everybody looks up to you
That's a lot of pressure girl. It's all right. She's telling me all this. I'm a little sister. She
I'm not even that's why that's why he's bad because you're mad. I'm gonna be a good role model
They should look up to me that they don't do they just said a
By doing what?
Oh my gosh, I need to cook this so I can send this to him. I need to cook this.
Yeah bro, cook it bro.
My leader this for you. This for you my leader.
I'm a guy there. You made it.
I'm on Jason's team. You made it. I'm on Jeff's Asian team.
That's me.
That's on Jeff.
I'm the only child.
You a child?
I was walking around doing nothing, but I saved my string.
You know this woman?
My mom seems to be.
I see some little kids running around.
I was wondering where I was going to run, and I was seeing her running back.
It's just something that was done after a year.
She said there was an Asian boy.
He might be famous all like.
He's a famous Asian from Texas.
He's a popular woman.
I'm just a fucking Asian
That's how I'm a...
I'm gonna go choose a video
I'm gonna be like...
I think your crush is good
Yeah, your crush is good
I'm actually a crazy fan here
I just like today, met someone at DreamCon
You know DreamCon?
Yeah, I met someone at DreamCon
Some guy just ran on his knees
and started parking
You can't go to G-Con with that phone.
G-Con's are the weirdos.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone went on his knees.
Let me see if I can talk.
It's all the anime events, bro.
Anime events, anime is cool.
I like anime.
I love it.
It's just the people.
It's the opinions, bro.
It's not something that I'm selling.
I'm going to the game.
I'll tell them to show you.
I'll show you.
You played?
You can't?
Yeah.
Tell them to give me it.
Tell them Jason invited me.
I need to take it.
You can come on.
Yeah, no, I didn't start getting on things, I'm just starting to hard-pick.
Yeah, you ever seen the videos of the people that are being like Japan?
And then they're just trying to like bow, lower, let's get on the floor.
You be doing that?
I'll do that one time.
You do that one time?
Yeah.
Then we should have a bow off.
So you'll be doing it lower?
No.
No?
No.
I think you could probably get lower.
What do you mean by that?
Hold on. Hold on.
What are we talking about?
It's a God. It's a God.
What if LeBron just walked in?
That's different. That's LeBron.
What if LeBron just walked in and said,
I'm on my flight to Miami too?
Oh my gosh. That's like a dream hangout.
LeBron's not taking commercial flights, bro.
Why not?
He's on a coach, so let's see what he's like handle me
Rosie, I'm proud of you, he's coming in
Rosie, you definitely see him in the economy
Are you crazy?
He's too tall, bro
That's why I said if you wasn't 6'9", if you was like 6'2", you definitely be in the economy
You just had that age and you stopped gaming
Nah, that's not true
You like 42, that's not true
That's not true, that's not true
No, you're tripping
You're tripping, there's nothing wrong with that
No, I'm not
I'm probably that big team, I'm not saying it's all or it's just hope you don't care
How about I don't go to the watch and watch when I'm on this
No, seriously, no
They're here to ask you about a fucking day.
I'm gonna drop him and do something.
He's not a zombie, they're like, don't push.
Okay, so I wait until everybody's bored, and then take a shit, or they pop him up.
I can't use the going down.
There's a group of them.
What do you do with us?
I'm at a group of them.
They're all over the place.
They're happy to be here.
I'm trying.
I mean there's something now there's not really much to be honest it's kind of calm bro
It's cool. This is cool, bro
This is cool. Yes, they hop lugs. Wait, but let's yeah, oh the shit the less yoga
Okay
Never mind, bro, it's just hard
My size
Those are really delicious. Yeah, yeah
I said to you, K.Suby didn't you?
Oh, K.Suby? No, he didn't.
That's not fair, bro.
I'm gonna mention this one, K. I'm like, five million native Mexican residents.
Oh, what's my name?
My name is Jason Lee. You call me KCW.
Jeff the Asian.
That's my name, Steve.
Yeah, you can't. You can't. Why are you impersonating me, man?
I don't know if you're done with a real crime.
No, bro.
What punk is Jeff the Asian?
That's the dude I beat the fuck out of.
Jeff, that's the dude I beat.
That's the dude I beat.
What's up dude, uh, Dan there?
How's it going?
My highlights.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Um...
I don't know what to plug.
I'm trying to plug something.
I don't really got much to plug.
Oh, plug like, bro, plug like their name or something.
Who's there?
What the f*** is going up?
Yep.
Jeff did not give me asthma, bro.
Don't give you asthma?
You got asthma man?
I do got asthma, P.
How does that happen?
Bro, because I got sick.
The big angel doesn't have asthma.
No, because I got sick, bro.
And my asthma came back when I got sick.
You had asthma, man?
Yeah, when I was a baby, bro.
And I had it when it was gone for like years.
I did soon when I was in there.
But then, like, it came back when I was like 12.
Then I got over good because I got a real man.
So me?
Uh, for asthma?
Okay
No, bro, I hate that fucking word man. I hate the word you know on a word
I I hate I hate the word lark and I hate the word mug
I mean it is like us chop people we need to come together
We need to come together and remove those words from the dictionary the urban dictionary
Redix name all that bullshit
All right, no more
Do I need to mug them again?
I'm talking about S top
Y'all know I watch that bro
Watch that bro
They don't need to kiss me
Watch that bro
What's up bro?
I thought it was supposed to board like 20 minutes ago
Wait wait check that out
Is it?
No what?
I'm gonna go on this flight
I'll switch up and get on the flight
A different flight before later done
But it got delayed like I already missed it. This is fate. You know that is this is fate. Oh, it got delayed again
So when are we gonna board?
Well, you're pretty funny, bro
Did he drive her dead ass?
I've seen you say that in your video.
What?
Are you dead ass?
Like, you want me to show you the video?
Let me show you the video.
No, show me the video.
No, I gotta see it.
I gotta see it.
I don't know.
Let me see it.
I've seen propaganda.
Yeah, there's no way.
I've seen the way.
A annoying car accident and weird.
No, no, no, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
I forgot, I was like, when Clark Park was not talking,
it was not me to stop.
I said, uh.
No, you have to clear it, because now they're saying
you sent him away.
No!
Alright, this isn't what I see.
You name three streamers you will never do a stream with again.
Uhhh...
Get your thing!
That's not true!
Come away!
Uhhh...
That's true!
Bruh!
It doesn't!
Shut up!
Russell, this is not even true!
That is...
No, no, no, I think she's saying,
Nick...
Uh...
Oh my God!
no no no no like Nick and then UH oh my god that's not a bad you might have to
just do this now make a new account okay that sounded bad but you know what I
meant I did not know what you meant no no no I'm slow as shit I'm full of shit
no no no no you're weird fuck no no no no no no no no bro no bro oh my god
I'm fucking
No, bro, they got it extra Emily my ass dude. Oh my you've aided me
Oh my god
I'm not sure what the fuck that is
Oh no, he's not a player
No, I hate Twitter
No
You better get in
They know what you're doing on Twitter
No, no, no, that's you
He said
Nick, uh
No, I see you can hear it with me.
No, no, no, no, you just said you just ripped it.
No, you heard it.
Oh, my dad's calling me, man.
I don't need that.
Yo, Beth.
I finally got it.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Okay.
What's your destiny?
Beth.
What's up, Beth?
Okay.
All right bad, next room.
You can revive your enemy for our daughter.
Yeah, yeah.
It's okay.
Alright, bye-bye.
Good luck.
Okay.
To be honest, I don't know.
Can you speak it?
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
You can really say it.
You can rip it again, they wouldn't know.
I'm a handsome guy
Who's that man?
I mean he's on my hands
There he is
I feel like that's not what it means
Notice
Can we try to check that?
Liar, see?
I'm a handsome guy bro
I'm a handsome guy
That guy means pretty girl
That guy?
That's your pretty girl?
No, no, no
Like
You guys are pretty girls?
That's like this guy
Like this guy
Like that guy
Like
What is his IG?
I don't got IG
You don't got IG?
No, you like the popular lonely
I'm not a popular loader, I'm just like, I didn't want to say it.
I'm dead chai, dead chai, dead chai, dead chai.
You should do this.
I'm telling this, I already know what you said.
I posted this on the IG actually.
What is that?
I love airplanes, this is, I don't get the re-
You know, it's too niche for me, I don't get it.
It's too niche.
It's too niche, what is the meme?
What's the meme?
It's Mumbai.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Niche, niche.
Niche?
Yeah.
We could do it together.
Uh, I'm down bro, I'm down.
What's Thomas talking about, bro?
Thomas sent me a picture of my shirt right here.
Yeah, bro.
No, shout out to my dog, Thomas. Shout out to my dog, Nilean.
Y'all can follow Nilean. Nilean looky for you.
Fuck Nilean.
Fuck Nilean and fuck Thomas.
Yeah, I'll kill you by Nilean's hands on this.
I would literally slap a dog shout at Thomas, especially him.
Especially Thomas?
Thomas might put his hands on you if you do that.
I didn't wish for Jordan.
Not today, I bet, bro.
Oh, I couldn't help myself.
No, you wasn't. I thought you'd eat up Jeff.
I did. I did.
Yo, Thomas, bro.
Yo, Thomas, go fuck yourself, buddy.
Yo, too.
No, Thomas, talk to me, bro.
I wanna talk to Thomas, bro.
You gotta get Thomas' time or it's falling.
Are you scared someone's gonna text you on shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Probably gonna...
I don't even know.
Daniela.
Oh.
T.S. funny.
Oh, I just leaked all your DMs, bro.
All my DMs?
Yeah, all right.
Let me see.
Most of my DMs come from United Airlines.
All right, let me see your IG DMs.
I got IG.
Thank you.
You don't have IG.
No.
So, everybody got an IG except you?
Yeah.
I got IG except everybody.
All right, let me see your Snapchat.
Oh, I'm going to Snapchat, eat it.
Let me see.
No.
Why are you all looking at my phone?
Let me just see
No, no, no, no, no, my shit from about to die, bro. You should get a stay on you got to wait here
No, I got two wires
She my music
Playboy in?
Playboy in.
You gotta think of a new playboy.
Everybody playboy in.
What's wrong with him?
Alright look, I'm gonna play his music.
Alright?
And his ass, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't even think he posts it.
Yeah, y'all boys follow?
No, no, no.
Let me see.
Playboy in?
How do you spell it?
Tell me.
It's not Playboy in.
Like that's the man there?
That's Playboy Cardi.
That's him.
Playboy in.
Oh boy, he wants him to play.
I'm not doing it.
No, no, play it.
I'm gonna be honest.
Ask, ask.
No.
Ask, ask, ask.
No, no, no. Play the song. I want to see if it's good or bad.
Aye, she said for us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, man.
It's us.
Aye, let's see. I don't even know the song.
Yeah, you made music.
Oh my gosh.
You have to feed to the tape.
This is it.
I don't even know.
I need a case of staffer.
Call my case of staffer.
Case I wouldn't be wrong.
What are you going to say?
Give me a minute.
Hold on a minute.
10 minutes.
Let's go guys.
Let's just sell our turkey.
I
Said just a time
That's on my son and I know I'm a yeah, but I'll be honest with you bro like I was good
It would have been good, but that's your trash
You know
I don't know what's going on.
It's genuinely death.
January?
I don't know if there's any...
I don't know if there's any death.
I'm dead as well, I feel like it's getting bad.
Why don't you just go use the bathroom?
Because, bro, we're better bored, I think.
No, they've been saying that for the past hour.
What is going on?
It's not even raining outside.
The plan is to use the bathroom.
Fry's Mud, never play that shit again.
Oh man, that's a yes, bro.
Alright.
Bro, you got something in my dog's ear, bro.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He's gonna take us out.
Just give him a minute.
He's still, he's still, except Diamond, like ten years from now.
Diamond who?
Like the laughing?
Why is he?
Ohhhh.
Yo, if Teese is watching this, why you please?
Why you please?
Yo, man if not, man if not, my dog, he already making it out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
He already, man, he know everybody.
My dog, Israel.
She's new.
Is the dawn.
That boy's gonna follow Is the dawn.
Is the dawn.
That boy's gonna follow Is the dawn.
Bro, stop texting.
Is the dawn.
I'm gonna call him. He already knew the future. You know why I said?
I'm like, that's the truth. He knows that.
I'm gonna go and blow him up then.
Shout out to the dog.
The dog. The dog. The dog.
I'm scared bad again.
You want me to hold the stream? I got you.
No, no, no, I have to shut up playing.
Why? On the way.
Is this like an accomplishment?
You know what I'm saying? Because I have no content.
I'm gonna shut up playing in the park and the industry and run a party.
That's right.
Wait, you're gonna live stream this late?
No, no, man.
Like, when you going to play?
I'm gonna end as soon as they take off
Can they have no wi-fi?
Yo, you're gonna take off all on the toilet?
I'm gonna take off on the toilet, yeah
You ever been on like a drop ride?
We're like, all the way to the side
And she's gonna get stuck in the end and come back
It's gonna go back in the end
Ewww
United got wi-fi
United did that wi-fi
We're not in the United
We're on fucking Stunchy
Frontier, frontier
That was the way my spirit was not even that bad it wasn't it wasn't no see
I was gonna see I was usually really cheap and then they up the prices and so I wasn't messing with spirit
But I'll stop going because it's so cheaper and then they got can't they got
This is interesting it's a good point, bro. You want to play it?
All right, bro. It's nice meeting you Tony you too. I won't say my girl. I might not even have a
I'm gonna follow you Jason.
Hi my boy Tony.
Let's go back and follow that.
Of course bro.
What's your IG?
I'll follow you right now.
What's your IG?
You said you don't IG.
This is uh, this is an Instagram.
Don't put me out there please.
Nah nah nah nah.
I don't like the attention.
It's okay bro.
This is what I mean.
But I do like the attention but not like that.
What's your IG?
You follow me?
I don't like the attention.
It's okay bro.
This is what I mean.
But I do like the attention but not like that.
What's your IG?
You follow me?
Follow me. I'm trying to be like a micro celebrity. I'm trying to be a micro celebrity. Yeah, like what is it?
I'm not gonna show up. No, I have one account. Okay. Well, you just
Big NMSW. Yeah, I just said it all.
Hi, bro, it's ready to meet you. All right, uh, safe flights. I mean, we're going on the same one, so
What up, what up, what up?
Excuse me. Good one going through
Good one, I love who's one
That's you.
You're a great one, aren't you?
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to the England game.
I'm going to set you up, huh?
Ah.
I'm moving for England.
Good.
Every king is going to destroy Holland.
I'm going to war now.
Holland's already out.
I'm out of here.
That's what you mean?
Norway?
I'm just in Holland.
Yeah, Holland.
Holland's on Norway.
I'm earning Holland.
It's tracking.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, Holland is in the Netherlands.
Oh, I mean, Ireland, Holland is on the...
There we go.
Here's your guide.
Oh, OK, she's got it.
OK.
She's got one.
One, two, three.
You're welcome.
I walk you to train.
Oh my god, thank you.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, thank you god, thank you god.
Oh my god, back here, it's the fucking guy, it's the fucking guy.
This is what we do, bro, this is what we dreamt of.
This is what we dreamt of.
Group fucking one, man.
Group fucking one.
You need a shave?
You need to get a job, how about that?
I just want to be a billionaire.
I just wanna be a billionaire, so happy about it.
Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada.
Made it out of way to move more of us, I'll be doing it.
I just wanna go see the farm.
G1.
Let's go England!
It's coming home!
Yeah, you're going to the game?
Uh, lower way to England?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'll go.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
Maybe they don't work in all the states I've ever been in.
I'm just not sure.
Uh, no, I can't.
I don't.
I can't.
I'm just not sure.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Oh, man.
Maybe they don't work in all the states I've ever been in.
you
You
Okay, what by and then what?
There's popped
These seats, they're so big, they can use me.
Wow.
I streamed the flight, and then I...
I streamed the whole flight.
Um, bro.
What is that?
G7 had more energy.
It's a two hour flight.
Bro.
I'm not going to take a nap on the plane.
I'm going to take a nap on the plane.
What do you mean, hunger? I'm just gonna take a nap on the plane.
Like, what do you mean, hunger? You want me to sleep, bro?
Trust me, there's better be plenty of sleeping all in order to disturb you.
Like, I'm gonna be sleeping, they'll watch me sleep. That's sure, baby.
I'm going to disturb you? 24-7.
24-7.
Park timer. So I'm a park timer because I don't want to have to scream the napping.
Well, this pimple is deflating, this one is pimple.
I think one spawned it right here bro.
I think I got the pop of it.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get an air gun economy, stop lying with me.
Crimson Chin.
Oh my god.
I'm not sure if you can hear me on that, but I should see someone on the road.
Are we in here and are you shooting?
Can you hear yourself, buddy?
Take us to Washington, are we in there and are you shooting?
Yeah.
Turn on TTS, I'm turning TTS.
Turning TTS on.
Oh, 60 span miles?
Alright, but I'm turning back on.
Just keep it on the look.
It's coming home guys, it's coming home.
Perfect.
I'm gonna listen to what it will.
Click the link section.
Welcome to United 1829, service to Miami, I apologize for the late start here, but I
We have a new wheel this time of 8.20 that is quickly approaching, we do need you to find your seats as quickly as possible.
We'll see you back at your row seats that have been a lot of times in a row, so we need to take you back tonight in the morning.
We are completely complete, we are also way restricted.
We need to get as many bags as possible in those overhead bins to avoid checking, which needs to be having small items.
Blackpacks vs. Jackets, J3 items, 3 cases, AOL, Long, 100,000,
he is going to be a vector primary, so our destination today is
Stelling section is only large that has the most overhead space.
Please ensure that they will come fully close enough before you walk away
and stop, please adjust your luggage.
That larger bin sounds like you say it's both at undersized
for the most out of the bookshelf.
Thank you for your cooperation and welcome aboard.
Beautiful girl.
My dad is getting way too good at shit.
But the headache tomorrow is game.
Flip can.
W.J.S.A.
Oh my god, are you okay, bro?
Like, why does it do that?
But why does it do that, bro?
Like, genuinely, bro?
Like, why does it do that?
I can't even...
I can't even go back.
Okay, why does it do that, bro?
Oh my god, are you seriously watching corn by yourself?
I want to see your angle.
Really do, really do, really do, really do, really do.
Really do.
OK, we're up in there bro.
I'm going to flip it real quick, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
I'm going to flip it real quick. Please, please, please flip it.
Look at us.
Let's go through the con, boys.
If they beat us, they at least got a win to turn in.
Sorry, Jason, but Holland got us.
Please don't kidnap everyone in our alien ship.
what is this
Baaahhh!
True!
Like, what is, what is it gonna teach him?
Well, I don't know, I just thought it was pretty funny, bro.
She was drunk as shoot man. I thought I was dead. I was trying to get out of there
Lovely, but she was trying to be mad at us. You know what I'm saying like I'm just trying to do
No, not 97%. I mean, not 50%. 90%.
So, I'm very, very curious.
What exactly are you interested in?
I think it's trying to take 90% of my earnings again, but I'm not interested.
No, not 97%.
I mean, not 50%.
90%.
So, I'm very, very curious.
Obviously, I'm going to spend a lot of money on this, right?
Yes.
It's coming home.
I'm sorry, to be honest, more like, I mean, honestly, it's like, to be away from your friends,
to like, not be with you anymore, so I'm not taking them to like, it's literally, you know,
not going to be like, sweet whipper, like, walking, like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
What's that?
You'd rather make money but stay away from your friends and everything good?
Or would you rather give me money and have friends and actually have fun?
Just say it.
England's winning.
We are almost finished with the boarding process.
So, customers have standard boarding pass.
At this time, if you make it to the back of the air,
please utilize any available space.
As you make your way towards the back,
the best part for this are four or less.
Several rows of the aircross are completely full.
You'll need to find available space before you reach the back
to the air front.
We are completely full, and we are restricted to please
keep all those small items you assume.
Please do not space underneath the seat.
It's going to be for those personal items,
for those holidays that were made in passenger.
If you find your row, please step in.
You can eat your breakfast up here in the next 5 minutes.
Thank you so much.
Bro!
My grandma's been through this.
Do you know a blind?
Excuse me, but the man...
You know a blind?
A blind?
Yes.
Oh, never mind. Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm being a good guy tonight.
I'm not so.
Yeah.
I'm not so.
I'm not.
I
Come towards the back of the aircraft with any larger backs or four never had been space password 26 and higher
These utilize a dump in this big cabin everything password 26 is full. Thank you
Spell I have
I don't get it.
Woo!
W-W-27 months, J-A-S-O-N-N-N-N-N-N-N.
Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Sorry for the y'all guys.
I'm sorry.
J-A-S-O-N-R-I-G-O-S.
Where's Tony, bro?
He's not here.
Where's Tony, bro?
Tony did as they did on the plane, bro, cause he was all stand by.
Alright, alright.
If you're all stand by, then we pray that someone...
...that the flight's off to you one of those people.
And then that's what you get on with the flight to who you are.
Which means...
Shut up!
You didn't make it, bro.
I'll see you soon.
We'll go back on training on X20, which will be...
Roommates with Haskell or Yugi.
If you're seated in an X20, I'll take you to the safety part.
And if you pop it in front of you, please take a look.
Even if you're a frequent flyer, each air outlet is different.
If you are uncomfortable or unable to sit in the X20, no problem.
So you could have flight us in a no, be happy to fly to another seat today.
This time we have all customers on board. As soon as everyone's seated and their overhead bins are closed, we will get you on your way.
And if you're currently on a phone call, please begin to end that phone call.
And later your device is in Airplane mode for departure. All laptop computers need to be stowed at this time as well. Thank you.
What is this?
What
Hey, oh my you made it, bro. Oh
My god, dude
You're the last one. Where's mom? Oh
She made it
That has messed up, bro
We'll get that time, you guys give that safety message, here's somebody with you.
After we get the final back loaded under the aircraft, we'll be pushing back very shortly, in two hours, two minutes flight tonight.
We'll come over.
Is this train not working out there?
Yeah, it's not here.
Is he spying on us?
No, no.
Can't hold for a second, by the way.
chasing you going viral tonight you'll probably lean in kill yourself bro
genuinely though like genuinely better just do dropping bangers but drop it
drop a hate bangers on everybody though bro but yo why me though I'm me you're
from my combo oh my god bro leave me alone bro oh my god bro my god bro oh my god bro leave me alone
Oh, no.
Bro, don't be pissed.
I know you.
What the week is?
We'll be here in a boooom.
Oh, no.
We're in the twoside.
Is she a floppy?
This is just a bad angle fuck off.
Oh, the leader's shadow.
DMCA? Bro, how do I tell ya? I don't DMCA nothing bro.
I don't know, I don't want to do that shit.
I don't want to do anything.
I swear to God, I don't know how to do that.
I can't go to death.
I swear to God, but if someone on my team maybe does,
maybe even someone on my team does.
This time our main counter is closed,
I trust you can go to the market,
I trust you can go to the alcohol shop.
I don't know shit. I swear to god.
I swear to god for everything I love.
Like bro, there's like clip pages that send me like emails like bro why'd you take this down?
I didn't take it enough and it's nothing bad. It's nothing bad.
I don't know.
And I'll be like yo, I'll hit my phone. I'll hit my A.G.C. obviously what I can do.
He says my name on an email?
I don't know.
I don't use it.
It's probably on team with all the kids.
I don't know.
I genuinely don't know.
I don't know. I genuinely don't know.
I saw.
Finally someone that's like taking shit down.
Under like Atlantic records. And they're like warping as my team.
I don't know why. I don't know what their goal is, but they do their goal.
That's what Griffith will be on this.
Is that bad? I mean, I don't care that much. I can just click.
Like there's a lot of good clips that get it taken down for copyright
Obviously every good clip does be
Like so we said it
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And long services are passed to safety is our top priority.
Please take this opportunity to follow your conversation.
Please ensure all the traffic on the right-sides and right-siders may go to this track.
Those calls are no longer permitted.
Please review the safety card and your seat and the instructions for the following safety video.
You will be able to find your seat charts on the right-sides just right.
Thank you for your attention.
We're trying to go watch one of these.
It's like freezing.
Alright.
I'm happy to be here with you.
We appreciate your attention.
This was like the same thing we saw.
That way.
What are you doing?
That's a longer than five minutes.
And, well, sure.
Two, two, three.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
You have your seatbelts on at all times.
You're passing your seatbelts by the middle end and to the buckle.
Tie in by pulling the loose end of the strap.
Lift the buckle to the seatbelts.
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In order to familiarize yourself with the aircraft,
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aircraft. And the aircraft will take what they have to say. Slides will automatically
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You heard? You will also find a four-line aircraft located in the aircraft.
GZ
If you are unable or have comfortable performing exit no functions and assisting in an emergency, please ask a flight attendant to be approved.
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But for a changing color or an exit sign, to get the information via the exit.
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Only make sure your basket is secure.
We'll hold below this.
Take your bag over on the line.
Please keep open the water.
And don't let it bite you.
Now keep on your foot.
When that's seriously cool, when the right hand pulls its hands from the couch,
it presses the boobie around the ground to the couch,
tear open the couch, and then I'll pull the fence to the roof.
Yeah, grab the bell around your waist,
get your hands in front of it, and pull the loose in the tank.
If late your mess is burning, it's in the camp,
where I can pull it out and start the underground tank.
You can also inflate the rest of my point into the tank.
It is not possible to put it into like that, which will be a steering if necessary.
Okay, Faming, you need to reach the ground.
Geesh, give us the backup.
Geesh, I have a lot of the data.
Let's get the geesh going in the jet, Geesh.
Stay right here.
We're just trying not to press on to anything.
You have a lot of water over there.
It's not safe to fly by the size of Geesh.
And remember, in charge.
No warning.
Make sure you've switched all smart phones and tablets and heat readers to their pool.
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We'll be taking off soon.
Please review the safety car located in your seat.
We know that will you choose to travel with us as much as we do.
I'm gonna get a new post.
For the land.
Hey!
I'm gonna get a new post.
For the city of the last city of the car.
It's a tiny coin.
It's a tiny coin, and a tiny guy in the-
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's over.
Make sure you guys have airplanes going on, so the birds will flee.
I'm sorry, I'm not.
Oh my god.
See you last year.
I got the phone going for 30 minutes, so can we just look in the thing?
Let's get over on the thing.
I'll see you guys in my leg.
So you own a levy?
So you always own a levy?
Pre-tent, Arsenal.
Was that weird?
Fuck.
Sorry.
We're going to get an engine spring.
Start it, Bo.
Oh, it works.
It's not working here.
Oh my god, there's a plane in front of us, you see?
It's 16, and I switched the model.
I got the lifetime.
See if it works.
Switch, switch.
Let me know if you have a good switch.
Oh my god, for taking that, I should have said I'm not even sure if it was really good.
Goodbye, Houston. Hello, Miami.
So teachers went live when drink on every... bear.
Bear.
There you go.
What do you want me to do?
Let's go to the front side.
Let's go to the back.
First line kind of nervous.
Oh my god, we're waiting now.
We're waiting for her.
I don't know.
I used to be kind of drifting in a short stay, but a good stay.
Come on.
The plan is to let them open the door.
They're going to turn on the airplane door.
I'm going to go back to the car and see if I can get to the other side of the road.
I don't know how long now, but this is a good take off, I can't wait out, I can't wait out, I don't know, is that a plane in front of us?
There are two planes in front of us, bro.
I don't know, like, can that plane go?
Oh my god, here it is.
Here it is.
Oh my god.
There's plane traffic, like, like, go already, dude.
Like, like, go already, dude.
I thought they were like a traffic in LA.
How to find a visitor traffic. Two planes in front of us. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Here we go. Here we go, boys.
Aw, I can't see anywhere.
I'm going to have something trackable on my engines, but I don't know if it's right now.
There we go.
Turning the corner.
Here we go.
Nice.
Turning the corner.
Now we're back in traffic, actually waiting for a person in front of us.
Engine check, looks good, everything looks good.
Oh shoot.
Oh my god, engine's turning a lot.
Here we go.
I
Goodbye, Houston.
I'm gonna buy you.
I can't see.
Oh, over here.
Oops.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just going to head to the next one then.
That's okay.
I'm just going to head to the next one then.
Sorry.
Hold it.
Hold that.
Okay.
So much in this one.
I see a marlin fly next to the engine.
Where?
I swear to God.
I'm gonna take this shit out of the road.
Hurry up, just find out if he's dead.
Keep your waters tight as long as the rudder is light.
If he hears me, don't bust the vacate base counter any unexpected turbulence.
Be sure to keep eye on the valley area clear of your gestures.
Let me know if you're having one possible.
If you're in an aisle, please take this opportunity to ensure all the wrong distance in the underneath is right in front of you.
And now I've got IELTS, have these two boats tripping past theirs.
When it's safe to do something, also be careful with opening overhead vents that have been shifted.
If you're not permitted to use laptops with other larger devices, please ensure all of the shut-down devices are completely silent. Please use headphones.
On our white white lights, we have a little prevention. My address number is just below this. I'll give you a buy-more information.
I need that advice right now, come on.
Now stop for a white flash.
Thank you.
We're going to take our turn to 25% off.
After my departure, I'll come home and you start on board in 7 minutes.
While the committer is likewise, we'll have a separate year-long advance in 5 minutes.
This may be also a way to provide a more comfortable flight to the city.
For now, we'll take you to the bus.
Enjoy our very service over to Miami.
We are currently showing an unscathed arrival time of 11.54. We are at the gate H-15. Keep you updated on the arrival time of H-15.
Thank you.
I-8 East,
Oh my god, I'm running.
Okay.
All right.
All right, turn this check, man.
Thanks.
Oh my God.
You
See I even don't mind we didn't to troll you and you've been back with your eyes. Bro, why won't me I know it's because you ended it
Why did you mind the fact that it was your brother one mistake away bro? I'm a child was good feasible
So you're scared that you're a mistake away from her
There's just like you were thinking of joy when you're at the beach
It's just like bro. What's all this? We all have made mistakes for that. We all made mistakes
Just get pressed.
I jumped inside the building.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, very well.
Damn, we're all depressed.
Damn, bro, this is fire.
All the bro is showing in Rome.
I'm about to get a piece.
What?
Dude, bro, if you're going to end Sunday, wait.
If you're going to jump, just send me right in front of the office.
Let me get him, right?
We're going to kill the roof, son.
Yo, you need to go on the water.
Get on the water.
You let that job fucked it up, because there's nothing wrong with it.
Because we had literally brought a hole in there.
I
Need to make it lost mad health to storm
Well, why am I seeing
Discord I'm seeing discord messages of niggas saying yeah, this is my password
What the fuck
Like well what compels a nigga what compels somebody in a right mind to make that a password for themselves, bro, like
like I
Don't get that shit, bro. I don't know
pardon bra
Jesse the discord DMs
Go go see the discord DMs on that side. I'm saying that's and that's what that that's the craziest shit to me because it'd be like I
I feel like we be in our own world and randomly somebody password is a hard hard how
How how is how how is that possible?
Like well, I know I think at that point like
There has to be somebody taking black dick for somebody to be cuz well, you know how like
The closeted people will be in the closet.
Alright, Sheriff.
Took a boost.
In the plane.
Great fucking, great fucking stream.
Little bit of a sponsor stream.
Into an airport stream.
Into a fight stream.
Tomorrow, we got Warwave vs. England.
Let's go be a movie.
I'm probably boot up like the Ford, honest, around Miami.
Love y'all, man. Love y'all so much.
I'm outta here, 60, and my shit. It's coming home.