you
You
But uh, right hey y'all chill with the hard eyes man. All right, um
Um, but yeah, I'm gonna be out of that mist y'all bro took a little bit of a break like what three
I was going for what three days or something three days chat
Three days a lot has happened to the three. It feels like every time I'm gone for a couple of days
Um
Something happens something happens. Don't know what it is a lot of like a I've been on on on my timeline
First of all, let's talk about a I bro
Dub and Jason bro
The fuck is a slop
Dub bro like what the fuck do you even do like seriously and then and then he's gonna sit here and be like oh
It'd be funny if I do it in Chinese live at 2 p.m. Bro. You didn't even say
What what time zone we're in you know what I mean live at 2 p.m. 2 p.m. What 2 p.m. 2 p.m. Pacific
All right rush hour. I'm not gonna lie though. I look look good in this a yacht like today. Did they do something?
I look sexiest fuck
W up dad. All right, he's gonna be pulling up around like 2 p.m
It's gonna be a good afternoon today, I want to go get fits with him matching fits
Maybe go to the mall matching fits and then go home
Maybe playing a basketball and then do a Vietnamese mukbang. All right, he's never had Vietnamese food
I texted dub off off stream and I saw what he said to me on his stream
Where's the clip where who's who's got the clip?
Who's got the clip I saw I saw I
Don't know where the clip is somebody somebody help me. Yo, where's my mail? Where's my clip people?
There's all my clip people
I'm gonna be honest bro lace stop stop sending shit on your alt in my chat lace
Phantom is coming what do you mean Phantom is coming guys this guy's the
Japanese soldiers that kept fighting weapon no one else to him are you
It's just content.
Content boys.
What happened?
It's just content, bro.
It's like a hikes.
It's content.
Oh, hell no.
It's content.
Fast.
It's content.
Yo!
It's just content.
Content.
You got no content?
Bro.
If I guess anything is content, but honestly, I don't know.
I guess anything is content, but honestly
It is just content y'all it's just content bro. Maybe I'll fucking maybe I'll hold dub at gunpoint and
You know think of something crazy to do the dub and then we'll say it's content
We're evil tight little I don't know what happened to Sharon University, but Ron's right, but that she was evil as fuck
But at least one good thing came out of it, bro
Look at this man. Look at this caption along bro. Look at the heart emoji
Can we get the bandages heart with the bandages and in the chat going?
Man my nigga Kai he I think Kai understanding that all I was missing in my content creation is collapse
Man, I'm back some of the best people ever. I never laughed never had that much time with other than these niggas that I live with
game I found a
friend inside of Jason
Jason the ween that's the most dip that is so fucking smart dog, man
I found a friend my nigga Sam with that motherfucking fire appreciate that Sam file. Let me get this out
We get this out. Appreciate it policy, right?
That is one of the I found a friend in that nigga chat
W who walked that bro. I text that nigga already W fucking who walked that I would have never thought in nine hundred million years
I've been cool with James. That's my dog
Chris next door. All right. I got stop. That'll be a bro. Hey, we got an exciting
stream today. Very exciting. More news. More news. All right. I don't know if y'all
saw Ludwig called me and Ron yesterday. I was off screen just relaxing and he
called me and said, yo, you going to swim the games, bro? I didn't text Ludwig back
for a reason. All right. I was trying to figure out the days and seeing if we
Switch some things around because yes, we had a sponsor where we got to go out of country and and shit like that and guess what?
We are going to streamer games
We're going bro. Listen. This is why you don't panic you just
Collect let let it happen Ludwig. I'm there trust bro. I would never fail you Ludwig
Okay, I I want I wanted to go to streamer game so bad. Obviously, I'm gonna do anything to make it happen
All right, we are there
Come on, bro
Me and Ron are confirmed to go to streamer games as for adaptive Marlin. I don't know yet
I don't know yet because I'm pretty sure they were invited. I mean, I would anybody I don't fucking know
But yeah, we are going thank griff. He saved you
W griff me and W griff always coming in clutch breath
May back Monday though this dude changed the date on me again
So it'll be next week. We're doing a made-back Tuesday. I appreciate the five gifted
Five eight male from King 6a
I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all chatting
You know the group that really showed me the most love at streamer you the group that showed me the most love at
University and shout out to every last one of them. And they were just so genuine. They
were so dope. They were so genuine. They made me feel comfortable. Was KOR. KOR was the group
that really came anytime I'm seeing Lacey. Lacey show love. Lacey always put me in the clip.
Marlin. Marlin always like, you know, was like, yo, bop with us, you know, and like they never
gave me he didn't mention you bro don't worry hey bro listen up core is me I am
core so lucky he did it he did that feeling where it was just like we don't
want you on our shit you know like I feel like not to say that any streamers
do this but I'm an energy type of WK6A bro and I'm not gonna say no names this
streamers chat and you guys know this shit too there's creators that they give
Oh my god, Stepan Ronaldo ain't you the racist dude in my chat?
Fucking this guy has this huge ego in my chat. I guess we both do bro. I would they don't want you around
They sell Asian hitter. I'm gonna be honest
I know the Stanley main guy was apparently talking about my ego and Ron's ego
Can I see the clip? I did not see the clip at all. Please send me the clip
They're not gonna say it. They're never gonna admit it, but you know the vibe where you get where you know certain
Creators and when you come around they'll turn that camera a little bit or they'll try to like keep you out the frame or and like I said
None nobody owes me shit. You get I'm saying nobody owes me shit
But I'm somebody that I go off of like energy right and then you've got some creators that
They want you when they shit they fuck with you like you'll come come over here. Let's get this clip
Or you know, so I would say core the core boys was a group that really embraced me
They said that we're keeping six eight. Yeah statement Ronaldo
Lacey
Who else Davis shout out to Davis Davis show me massive. That's not even core time. I was around Davis
He's he spoke and he put me in this shit Chris
Agent case of the line these are people that just like I felt like there was no ego and mind you
These are people that could very much have the biggest egos to be honest with you and these are guys that had no ego
When I met them like there was no ego with me. There was there was no there was no like
Listen, bro. I mean, I I guess I have an ego brush
No, bro. No, I don't the ego
Yo, someone linked me to Stanley Mayn's clip of him saying that I have an ego. Please, please, if fuck y'all gifted, bro.
W's, bro. W's, W's.
Yo, who's got the Stanley Mayn's clip?
like you're just being from my chat dude like you're genuinely just being
wait so like when I say send a clip with Stanley main okay there we go 22
minute Yugi live video go fuck yourself for like genuinely like what do y'all
even do. What do y'all even do? Context, the legend got to him.
Stable, El Stable Renato, you racist fucking bastard. You son of a fucking bitch with a
big ego and fucking wrong that wrong oh my god Nina was in his ear though Nina
was dead ass in his ear saying that Maron is racist in a horrible human being
wow that as the devil on a soldier he doesn't like Asian people except for me
Oh my god, bro. Ron doesn't like Asian people except for me. Holy shit, it's new to me.
Just kidding, yeah. His girlfriend is Asian. Yes, his girlfriend is Asian and literally
me I'm Asian but he hates Asians. Alright, I'm the one percent.
He finds them annoying? What? Yo! Hey Rod, go fuck yourself buddy.
I didn't talk about me though, so why is this clip addressing the Jason and Leen hate allegations?
What?
Did he even talk about me?
Or is it just wrong?
Different one?
Okay.
here we go. The ego. I see this. Compliments him. Interacts with him. Teaching him how
a box. El fucking ego bro. El ego. El ego, Ron. El ego. No, Ron, you should have gave
him your number, invited him to the courthouse and gave him actually a million fucking dollars
bro el Ega
Anyways, this is the correct clip
Yes, brother, but there's consensus clip this anybody have the context please bro
I didn't I generally don't know
They send a ween
Nice nice, bro
Okay, this is a legendary video
What do you like I'm blocking you
What the fuck is wrong with you? All right, bro. I'm gonna watch this shit
Watch you keep clip
Bro wait one more link to click on
Holy devil on a shoulder look at her fucking small. She already knows that she has complete
Advantage over this young man
I just get so hard. I get so hard
Everything else I talked to
So like okay, so orientation day when there's no streams, right? Everyone's so easy to talk to
But once it starts streaming like they put on a whole new persona, you know like
Just like everything were like big streamer
I don't know
I think the furthest we went in conversation was have a nice day.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
I remember I went to Ron and started doing a clip because I was going to box some more
and he's like, forget it.
I hate that, Bob.
I mean, I just seen a clip that is just not what happened.
I did, I just watched it.
I
Like JC, yeah, he's chill
Just hit the ego wish they don't like
God damn everybody got an ego bro
Yeah, I'm gonna lie to myself and their shoes like because I don't want to be a big stream in the future
Okay, so this seems like the buzzword for SU.
I don't know what I did to ego him.
I think I'm pretty sure I gave him my number and same with like Damien.
But I literally went door to door in the last day and gave like half of the fucking SU students
my number.
But I have an ego.
Okay, man.
Let's see what he says here.
All right.
This is the video addressing me saying I hate Jason.
I don't hate him. I never said I hate him.
Matter of fact, I said I like him.
The only thing that I didn't like was his ego.
And I guess for me in the moment, I felt kind of frustrated
because every time I went up to him, I got eager.
But to rethink, I would say, from his POV,
everyone was trying to go up to him.
So you can't really, like, you know, talk to every single small creator.
So in that moment, I would say, I felt like I got eager.
Y'all have to understand, especially since you're an alien creator
and I'm an Asian creator, why the fuck would I hate him?
That's my Asian brother.
No Asian hate Asians don't hate Asians.
I met every single Asian streamer there
and I fuck with every single one of them.
And like, can we all agree that like,
if you see someone that is like your age,
you're gonna want to go up to talk to him?
So especially Jason, and I saw him, by the way,
I watch him all the time.
He's live, he's clear, I don't hate him, bruh.
Matter of fact, I was supposed to fight
on his fight night as Prima U.
Hey, we was chill, bro.
Just in the moment, I guess when I said that,
Everyone thought I disliked him.
The whole Jason community is saying that I don't like him,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't hate him, bro.
Anyone in Jason DeLynce community,
please send this to his column,
and I hope you all understand.
I don't know, bro.
Not being friends with you is not having an ego,
just because you're also a shimmer doesn't mean you
necessarily have to be best friends.
So I'm sure it's awesome.
Whoa, whoa, holy shit, man.
I wouldn't agree with this statement.
Yeah, there was a lot of streamers that I'd interact with or I wanted to interact with at string University
And I'm sure I can speak for a lot of the big streamers there like you know, it's it's it's hard
Like yo, it's good bro. It's good. Wosh. It's true though. It's true
The most incredible people you'll ever meet are streamers and streamers with under 500 viewers.
Some of the most incredible people you'll ever meet are streamers and streamers with under 500 viewers.
I don't think 5x I promise you it does not know my name because he's not one of the type of streamers that I call my manager.
Oh, Holy Ghostbomb.
Woz apparently helped him five times and this Stanley dude probably doesn't even know Woz's name because Woz is not a streamer.
Allegedly.
But yeah, Baron.
I think, I think for big streamers, obviously there was a lot of smaller streamers that I interacted with at Stroom University, you know.
You know, and I got a lot of good clips
with smaller streamers, like the talent show.
I went on a Madai and we performed best part.
You know what I mean?
And I don't know, I guess some small streamers
just expect like a full blown conversation
and yo, be my new streamer duo, bro.
Otherwise you got a big ego, like,
that's just not how the world works, I'm sorry.
She performed it, we performed it, bruh.
We performed it.
Fuck all that, what are the updates?
All right, y'all.
I really only have one big update.
All right.
Now, I need y'all to be tame and be respectful, okay?
I'll just keep it short and simple.
John is no longer on the NMS team,
he's no longer my cameraman.
And I will say this, please treat him with respect
because he is a human with feelings and you know,
y'all could be rude and y'all could be mean
and that can affect people.
I wanna say that John,
I've worked with John for like over a year now
and he was always a great cameraman,
always showed up on time.
Obviously there are some things
that I just did not like when he cameraman,
when he cameraman, which is why he's no longer working with me.
But, you know, the attitude was never there.
And he's a good soul.
So, yeah, that's about it, okay?
So, be nice, be nice, all right?
He's a good dude.
Yeah, yeah.
That's really it, you know?
That's really it.
Nothing else, yeah.
But yeah, I got him a slight bonus for student university and a nice little send-off, so he'll be good.
And also, like, I'm not just leaving him in the dark and like, go find a new job.
I'm pretty sure he already got some new, like, things.
Because Will has been helping.
And, um, yeah, he's already got more work all the way.
So who is my new cameraman?
That, yeah we'll find out.
before I don't want to just introduce him you know I mean right now and shit
but uh yeah oh we'll just wait there I got a lot of mail I got to go through
okay a lot of mail okay tryouts get bitched I might say a little one two
daybreak I literally updated y'all and I didn't watch this edit it was like yo I'm
gonna send an update on God I've been off Twitter barely in my calm on everything
I love I was barely in my calm
There are diamonds, I'm sorry that that man is your father. Let me be honest
He takes a man to be a man your dad is not responsible. I'm looking at me
There's no way what the fuck is this? Oh
My god, bro. Hey look at me in dub, bro. It's gonna be a good ass day today
Okay, Professor had a losing four members of streaming games because he taught the class
to be less sub-slash-money-hungry and go get sponsors instead.
Charges a game like what?
Listen, Brown, I'm always content over sponsors, so we worked it out anyways, you know, this
is why, you know, we'll go on streaming and panic, bro, before anything is confirmed.
We figured it out.
The angle is frying me.
You got Jason!
Bro, this and fight 9 is probably the highlight of SU for me.
The fact that the drum squad just let me fucking bang these guns together, or cymbals.
And then I watched the clip back, dude, my shit was shaking, my little shit was moving
in my shorts.
This shit gave me flashbacks.
Significantly.
Is it in some 50 pills?
Can I slap you?
Can't we consider the other option?
What is this, bro?
Santi and another Asian girl. Classic, man.
The fuck didn't...
Martin just DM'd me.
Martin from Slushy Moves? He said,
Don't flop on streamer games. I'm coming.
Is that a fucking threat, Martin?
Let me call Martin, man.
the fuck Martin doing a baby no oh fuck
are you kidding me? yo Poco loco thank you for the 25
why did you just threaten me bro? it's not a threat bro but it's like why are you
I'm not I'm going
I fixed it I get it was a kill from your shit, but dude trust me. I'm there and I didn't mean to leak holy shit
I'm live bro. No leak, bro. You were already
Thought it wasn't
Dude, I'm gonna say, dude, he's a fucking kill us, bro.
You're not the only kind of fucking nerd or anything, bro.
But dude, I go to Apple Watch because I'm gonna try and get in shape before streamer games.
But I can't right now because, bro, I had some un-pasturized milk when I was in Manitoba.
And dude, I've just been having like explosive diarrhea for the last two days. It's insane.
I think I have. I might have that bug that everyone's getting from Taco Bell.
What the fuck are you talking about there?
or like, I don't even know what you just said.
Listen, man, well, I guess I'll see you in like two weeks
or a week or so.
You can't see me now.
Yeah, okay.
I'll see you in a minute, buddy.
Okay.
My favorite clip from SU.
Let me watch the son to car.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
We did it, bro.
Yeah!
Come on, bro.
Brutal smile.
Brutal infmog, motion mogged, whatever bro, whatever bro, best clip, was this one Phantom
with sprinting in the background.
Oh, shit.
Fucking hell, holy shit.
Yo, he was moving.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
What?
Damn, bro.
Captain fucking American.
Watch Santee Cliff.
I'll watch it right now.
I mean, you did.
Is that a kiss?
Yeah, you can do it.
god damn what did he do busted his lip bro kiss or slap
Damn
What would he pick her at least
Speaking of Santi bro OCS
Party tomorrow, I think they're doing like a pool party or some shit. So yeah for the content for tomorrow
man, let's fucking go
I was gonna do the main bag Monday on a Friday, but then love we pushed it back. So and they're working out
Bouncer part three hell fucking yeah, maybe
This was cinema.
Now I can lie, after this clip surfaced online and on the stream, I got clipped afterwards
and I've genuinely just been getting a harass in my DMs like the amount of girls there's
been hitting me up and being like yo like damn I didn't know you had all that you
know what I'm saying man hard eyes and my shit DMs mentions flooded it was it
was absurd so shout out to Fainima and Kai for arresting me facts
Anyways, let's keep going. Maya's reaction to this?
I mean nobody cares obviously some people cared there's a little bit of yelling
The fuck out of there Jason?
That was the worst I've ever seen.
That was so bad.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why the fuck are you gassing it?
Why is she gassing it?
I was so bad why she gasping there, bro
She's guessing wasn't that bad
Swatting the house and the only live is a wheelchair on a second floor
Yo
That is like what do you even do as a cop you walking in the second floor and she's in a wheelchair
Came to do like Lacey came to do shit. That's kind of this fucked up, bro
Bro, what the fuck is wrong my eyes in this in this frame? Can we play the video? Yeah, damn
Yo, hello, I'm having no bit rate
Black and yellow appreciate the five
I
Nice song choice, bro
Damn bro. Oh, the tables have turned
This dude is like being wrong. We're like, yo
Yo, we might have some games. We should need to go to streamer games, bro. Please please please
Slight complication like we start tweaking
Call him already talked to him off-screen, bro. I don't fake my calls. I don't fake my reactions. All right. I'm not gonna call and be like
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm available.
Like I already told him that I'm available.
It's because of that, bro, W Ludwig, you know.
W Ludwig.
I love Chris.
Why is Jason in the band?
Why is Jason in the band? Why is he doing that?
Why is Jason in the band?
Bro, only got my shit. My shit looks huge in this.
Like, I even know my shit can move like that.
Why is Jason in the band?
Yo! Yo!
They had it in the shorts, bro
Is this a sign brah I need my Red Bull fridge, dude, and why do they add the chop filter to the to the to the camera?
Oh man, it's sad, bro.
Nah, cause y'all are wrong for this, bro.
see that's fucked up y'all are dead wrong for that it was made before oh 20
hours okay yeah okay yes okay never mind that but still like bro come on man
oh my god bro
I
And he got a banger tic-tac to
Shout to John, man. He's always got my love man. He's always got my love. All right
Bro, but I mean, no, it's actually a classic movie.
So this is a classic movie.
When, I've seen it many times, by the way,
I've seen this many times.
I've seen this, I've seen this many times,
especially with Asian people towards Jason and Wayne.
Jason and Wayne apparently is like,
I don't know what kind of power he has,
but like everyone like shit talks him,
that's like Asian, and then they just backtrack
when it gets confronted.
I don't know what type of power he has.
Like I look at Jason like he's a fucking cyclops,
like alien, bro.
I don't know what people look at him like.
From what he's shown?
fuck bro
Listen, but I was on call for it at the end, but um, I don't know what it is
Well, it's not like every Asian creators a lot of Asian creators so much so much love
But it's a lot that are also very jealous and envious. Um, you know to put that one podcast
Um, you know a lot of different
people, but um
It's just say this is the
I don't know what it is the fun bros. Yep the fun bros
Jimmy, Zang, I don't know, bro, genuinely, jealousy, envy, perhaps?
But Shad said all the Asians that support me, because they're a lot.
W Viewpoint?
Why is I upset about the bigger streamers taking up space in their main character energy way,
whether it be like-
Hey, Shad, it's a foomey!
Or trolling, or starting food fights.
No, I think that the big streamers set a really great example
It was so delicious for me to sit there
Delicious and to learn and to look at what clip farming looks like
Interesting you threw a choice to clip farm with them. It was super great learning from the guys. That was awesome
I think it would be a mistake to get bitter about them taking up on space. It's like no
They're here to make the most of this event. They've been given this excellent stage
It's like being on a set this entire time with different kind of segments and opportunities
Whether it be drama class with all these props, their security, clearly everything here was coordinated and invented to create content with
And they saw it.
Damn, she's smart as hell, bro.
And they were seizing it and they were teaching me so much
much and I was really really glad to be in their presence and to really learn in that way.
Why is I smarter than you? John Tweet?
Damn. Damn, bro.
How's John? I know Jason and I are part of ways and incredibly grateful to them for
giving me an offer and allowing me and saying, give me, change my life, and I wish I had the
of the AMSWORE on support throughout the past year.
Without being upset, I'm open to exploring
any opportunities in production on camera,
email, or DM for more info.
I'm gonna get the three hearts going first.
W. John Brown.
W. John.
I'll do it, cake.
So everyone buckle up and get ready.
I genuinely think it's okay to get Ego'd.
And I know in the creator space-
Holy new buzzword, bro.
Like two weeks ago was LARP, now it's Ego.
Not a comfortable thing to talk about.
And in fact, I think maybe people think
that there's a general consensus of, you get Ego'd?
Fuck them, you know?
But nada, nada, nada, nada, nada, nada.
Guys, think about this.
I'm thinking-
I'm a creator, they don't know you.
their intent on growing themselves. You have literally no history or anything to prove yourself to them that you're someone who's fantastic and awesome. There is going to absolutely be an element of proving yourself in this world. They don't know you. If you're not a big name or you're a small streamer, how do you expect them to really even care? So if there's a creator out there who is trying to grow themselves and they're reaching up and they're not too sure about you and whether or not they'll mesh well with you and they're much more
wanting to prioritize reaching up it's a okay we're all here to grow and I don't
think you need to take value out of yourself because you don't have rep yet
enough oh yeah yeah she's right I mean this is not fully true like I remember
I remember that conversation I have a blazing brew everything I said to him was
basically still the same way I think just the fact that you know the smallest
streamers they got to interact Lilo key force interact with the bigger
streamers and there's a lot of bit like smaller shrooms that I think are fucking
hilarious now and love to do content in the future from a swimming university
like I got a lot of contacts that night on and off screen just from smaller
streamers because you know I want to do content with them in the future whether
it's like a reunion I saw that Lacey stole something from the column by the
the camp you know we can reinvent invite people from a student university and do
that the core camp or whatever like I'm down I'm down and it means boxing you
know what I'm saying I definitely hit up some people from she never extremely
university for that you know now and it was boxing that will probably not happen
for a couple months I'm gonna get back in the gym actually my first day back in
him was yesterday I'm locked the fuck in now I'm eating I actually went through
my camera roll yesterday and I saw how like I was low-key buff I was looking
buff as shit so I'm gonna lock back in male male male
Who the fuck is tween?
You fuck his tween.
Hey, shout out King 6a, bro
Shout out King 6a. Hey, how much you think it's like how long you think it is?
6 8
I'm I'm happy bro. At least my whole full
Still valid
Now Kajiri bro, you would throwin' up bangers, deal like bangers bro, I'm dead ass kidding
a whole other demographic cause, demographic has my new followers, new demographic from
Kajiri alone, bro 227-366-441-187, holy shit bro, follow back, I don't follow anyone on
My clip account I'm following my clip account, but I'll follow you on my man facts. Yo, kajari, bro
I follow you on Twitter like
L ego. Yep. That's the L you know, I don't follow in on my clip account
I'll follow on the main because the main is more personal to the count like I don't even you scrolling on this account
You know, you mean it's just I'm just signed in on my PC
There's the ego
but go fuck y'all salesman go fuck y'all sales Jason edit mail
you
She look like a resident.
Is this a real movie? She look like...
This looks fake.
Is this acting?
OHHHHHHH!
Resident Evil Food.
Oh my God!
Resident Evil Girl.
Yo!
You're still alive!
Resident Evil Snow!
Why would you go down that Resident Evil path?
oh you fucking idiot get back in your car hello there's an emergency here
chill out your resident evil house
I'm really sorry that we got disconnected early
RESIDENT EVIL PHONE!
Oh my god!
There's still a lot of resident evil food!
Some things have happened, and I can't get a hold of police.
Oh, it's... could you just call me back on this number, please?
I love you.
Uh oh.
Yo, bro
Lock the fucking bro
Resident Evil gun. Oh, this is like a cutscene of Resident Evil
Oh, hell no
You got turned to hands.
Lacey?
Lacey cameo.
You got turned to hands.
Transpiring a matter of hours.
President Evil, Lacey.
Fuck, I missed the spot, bro.
Yeah.
Where was he going?
Again?
Rack in City General.
Hey, no sweat.
I
Genuinely cinema I will be watching I will be watching this movie, I'm not usually a movie watcher, but I
Have to watch this shit. I have to
I literally have to
Quick mail before a BTS video
All right, this shit is content. I watched this real quick because apparently there's a war yesterday that got out of hand and
Entitled said it was just content
It's just
Oh my god, not a little bit bad!
Yo!
Yo, L fucking Cameraman, I'm not seeing shit right now!
See the evil university badass lingered into the Clover House.
I'm tired of him back!
Where's my brother? I will kill him!
I will kill him!
Mudded bro, oh my god, mudded.
Mudded in no camera angle, bro.
If it was just content, then why the fuck
am I not watching the content?
Oh my god, the camera's cut.
Reconna-
What the heck, the PC sucked my dick, nigga!
What the heck, what in the heck is that thing, nigga, the root, root?
Fuck his PC?
War.
More war.
Rekai got detention. What do you mean he got detention, dude?
New jeans is back?
Wait, what?
Where's honey?
Honey!
No Daniel.
You know Daniel, when I went into that house and met Eugene, she was the first person to
get excited and shit, so this is a very sad moment for me.
No Daniel.
I
Damn they really got stuck in that 360, but you know at least they didn't disassemble all of them
Damn they did it they did ask I put in that 360
They couldn't get out bro, but
It's all good, bro, it's all good
Doomsday trailer
The fucking mean doomsday trailer, bro
Doomsday? Oh, you talking about Spider-Man?
Spider-Man! The trailer's out!
Wait, that's Brand New Day.
Dude, I'm getting confused, bro.
Like, how many fucking Brand New Day, Homecoming Day,
Spider-Man Far From Home Day?
Like, I don't know, I don't know.
Doomsday? See, I'm not gonna see here.
Avengers doomsday wait
larp okay this is this is this is a big long not gonna see here like Marvel
that more of a spider-man Iron Man Captain America guy you know what I mean
Oh my god it's Lacey bro.
I know, I know it has Marvel I'm saying like in the Marvel Universe I'm more into that
type of Spider-Man, the Spider-Man is the Iron Man and the Captain America is not the
not the fucking Doomsday guy.
Avengers? Yes, the Avengers. Are you retarded?
I fought with many warriors in my time.
Captain Falcon, Captain America's... not Captain America anymore.
Oh my god, wait. That's the Sun guy! That's the fucking Sun guy!
No wonder he looks so familiar. That's the fucking Sunny Buns, Sunny on, Jasson, Sun guy.
You're far stronger than all of us put together and they died
They died facing enemies and threats that's getting me far less than this one
that's not saying cheese that's a thank you
holy shit the fantastic four but he got every character in this movie like what
is this movie even about? Lacey? Ant-Man? Where's Spider-Man? Where's Spider-Man? I
don't remember doomsday being this strong dude. Is he really this strong? Is he really
He's strong, two fingers?
Doomsday?
I mean, I don't fucking know this character.
I don't know his name, I don't know his name.
Dr. Doom, oh, Dr. Doom, bro.
That's his name.
Dr. Doom.
You're going to need him.
But I thought he was weak.
He was one of the weaker characters,
if I remember correctly, growing up.
Hey pal.
It's not possible.
Nope.
Okay.
ZO!
Wait...
Captain America?
The fuck is going on?
Who the fuck is this?
He's back?
They put on a chop filter? What happened to him?
I'll vendors do stay
Will we be watching chat or no spider-man is crazy dude
No spider-man is crazy. Yes, maybe I'll watch this. I know watch this
Well, I'm definitely gonna watch resident evil movie over this though
That might be crazy to say and I also want to watch Spider-Man like Spider-Man. I really like Spider-Man
Doing three trailer no, bro
Sumi University 2026 behind the scenes is what we're gonna be reacting to and then we're gonna go IRL bro
Did I did I get a cameo dog
So not stay for
Was my cameo
against out of control. Holy Doctrinary. Raise! Kevin David Favre. Oh my god, well, well,
I see how skilled they should do Guinness.
It's here too but everybody's seeing it.
It's my favorite.
It's my hot love, I see it.
I had this no idea.
W puzzles, man.
Reload, but it's you!
Dukie, Keem.
I feel like I was in college.
Two little e-bags, two little setups.
Yugi, camp me up!
Two little e-bags, two little e-bags,
two little setups.
That is more than half of what you think.
And the world just knows about it way more.
We have never done, of course, an application.
we have never done it
standing around the lawn actually remember you
genius bro
the birth of the applicant in person
hello
I've been having this on you
I'm applying to be a professor if you want
we did asmated bro
but for some reason that added a chalk filter to their camera bro
for some odd reason
but we fucking made it you know what I mean
I had my streamer university application fit on bro
you know what I mean got my glasses
my nitty glasses and looking good
that's guidance counselor I just want to make it
no other thing that's really steeper for darlings
you gonna hit a million nodes before you hit that one yes man
working my mother when you hit that one yes that's gonna change your life
how do we feel about basically when they're in the line
basically they're filling out a little reflux
ehhh what the fuck
Or that says what they apply for but basically something that I can see when they walk in.
I mean it's cool for me.
She's like, look at some shit.
I'm just standing.
I can like play around with that shit.
I'm trying to see how tap the LR onto the creators.
Cause when they use some side of certain things, they'll be some people like you might want to.
The kind, Mar, my twin.
Exactly.
I've been here.
I'm doing it.
I applied, and a good hashtag should be working.
The rainbow, yeses.
All right, let's go then.
So we're here.
No, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Ah!
Miga, I'm alone here, Miga.
Hey, people.
You fucking told them no, Miga.
You fucking meddied and shit, but I worked right on this tour years ago, and you fucked it up.
Oh, like, you know, yeah, I'm a specific line, that's the bond.
So then you have run to this room.
I feel like I'm running around the campus for real.
Where was this, where was this ad?
I heard it was in London
How have you acted?
Oh my gosh
Yeah, tell you you think that uh, you know, if you gonna make it to the Europe SU
2027 be honest
No
No, fuck no, hopefully no the fuck you mean hopefully no
Hey pictures up who's not ready
Maybe China SU what do you mean China SU brother? There's no China wait for the Asia one
Yeah, we should like sit in it
and action he hates Asians why would he go to China actually true
come on just kidding just kidding okay you guys just run out the big hole that
was showing right here like it's a room deal
there you go like a million hours falling in you
how much of this cost bro just to get the trailer as fast as you can
Run time
I want it to whip and I'm like in emotion. Okay. Okay, so we'll time it a little bit quicker
So here caught that means when no, I don't know. I when you say whip, I gotta pull
Why the fuck dub just takes to meet my camera man is gonna be there before me what the fuck
What do I do?
Is he just gonna chill here?
Bro, like what?
What do you mean?
Oh my gosh!
I can't believe it!
It wasn't...
I don't fuck it.
Damn!
Bro, just make a cut.
Here we go.
Part two, we're here in East Sussex, the UK.
Oh, hang on.
The UK?
I'm gonna say it, but there's no,
bro just pop the ball and I'm gonna say,
yo, got any trailer coming in?
Don't say it, it was like some movie shit,
like it was like some movie shit.
And actin' shrimp in the air, kid, shit.
Dub says, so he don't get shot.
He a dread head in a SRTG.
Might think he a robber.
Okay, bet.
and you just sent me a disappearing message as a grown-ass man I know you've read the
the end word too. What the fuck is wrong with that, bro? Like genuinely.
It's the friends after lunch and most importantly, the dean did not like parties.
Payback again?
One thing would be good if you set it up.
You just run through the wall like the ticket says.
Hey!
That's the match.
W Yono.
You're the one.
That's probably it.
Yes, the guys start into like the roller-shutter, they smash through the wall like Harry Potter
And then they got on board and then they found out that they're gonna be
jokers and kicks them off and then we found them on the roof that they're
getting a free ride.
Wow, that's so like move, that's too much.
Get mighty a remade, get mighty a reef, mighty a reef.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's shoot it.
We're just gonna keep going.
Three, two, one.
Damn, look at this movie production.
Hey, listen.
I've been trying to be nice all day.
You keep this up and I'm gonna paint your face set.
What did Yana's room say?
I bet.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh my god.
Everybody clear and shut.
Shutting by.
Let me know if I'm bugging.
After we accept the full list, you know what's going to be the hardest thing?
Bad trucks.
Who's Davis going to run right here?
You put Davis and Jeremiah.
Oh my god.
Everything was pretty good.
I
Everything was pre-planned
They would be trying to cause happy
Because I'm at the funny Mike and we're kind of
No shit go back when you look at this
Two months
I
Jason mentioned hey, that's me there now. I fuck on my room. I have a bro Benji. I want to do the car asada with him like at his
Then it was like
Make this be a flow run. We fuck up with any bad parents
Jennifer and you two and Jill's
Game to hang the ropes of life. Yeah, I thought a lot of moments might be missed bass body
You know her shit gonna be fired. She gonna order an interaction.
We can't get to that.
Would we put the 12 in the building and try to stop you?
Yes.
Okay.
Put Ley and Ava in the second building because
Monty likes Ley.
I think Ley likes Monty, so we cut it to see each other.
This intense ass music!
This is half of the peripherals, a.k.a. just this dormitory.
There's like only 60 PCs in this one.
Well, I think I know that.
Every single desktop PC has to be plugged into the wall.
Plugged into the wall turned on pre-configured an OBS literally ready to go live
My guys where I was a setting up for fandoms multi cam while we're in the PD station right now
We didn't have the PTD on the other IRL stuff is charging at the moment
Where did that come from?
Is everything I wanted?
Definitely a million plus for all this shit.
But this year Kai definitely got that shit covered.
That orientation, he had like 30 sponsors.
He's so kidding me.
He had a milk sponsor. Milk?
But milk?
Milk?
The fuck is a milk sponsor? But W Milk, boy. I ain't gonna lie. W Milk.
I was, I was chugging milk.
We run out of milk and red bulls.
That's literally it
Holy silky cameo
like what do you even do like genuinely you're on the ground shedding tears silky
you put up a fucking whopping zero zero zero zero zero zero the only clip I
seen of silky at the basketball match was him begging lethal shooter to get
subbed in lethal shooter said that you're not hungry enough your dog shit I
I genuinely would have done more than Suki.
Facts!
I should have gone on team, bro.
We ain't played around, we ain't played thick.
It's day outside, we outside, so similar things, man.
You know, my goal is to try to get everybody to come together and make something for the
university and not for each individual person that's making the song.
Hey.
Day one was fucking insane.
Hello.
Every day, the girls don't help you.
Holy fuck.
You first official shooting university.
Go to camp.
Where you're gonna pick who we think that should be on the basketball team?
I do not mind that you're...
Why was my name not brought up in this conversation?
You're gonna pick who we think that should be on the basketball team?
I do not mind that you're...
How the fuck was A2 Guapo in these conversations, Banami?
Huh?
Are you serious?
Here's the news and goddamn basketball team having their shit.
Earlier than every other club
So a guy gave me the call he say he was the streets streamer you like the NBA
He tried to take a charge
They'll be a dummy
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I feel like I did more than some of the players on that team like genuinely with my symbols
dog, I prevented at least like
23 thirties going in like I deserve fucking ring
Guy come on, bro. Send me a ring. I need a ring. I'm gonna ring a to Guapo. Give me a ring
Ever case. Oh, give me a ring
Silky give me your fucking ring like genuinely like come on, bro. I need I need that ring
Edward did good
Did he?
Everybody, level the class of 2016, can gather streaming university fucking with me.
What's up?
On the first date, I could be like, hey, I thought this would explain the clubs and everybody's in loan to the clubs.
W. Poo-Dee, Poo-Dee's hilarious.
Poo-Dee, we have the last day to present.
One of the highlights of Shimmer You, for me and my brain and my memory,
was use of getting manhandled by PooDee, Doug,
Dashie was the holy fuck, bro. Like, I was genuinely like shocked.
Why is that not talked enough, talked more about? Bro, he got a front wedgie, a front fucking wedgie.
What y'all been working on huh?
They'll have major professors.
Like what?
It actually feels like a kind of-
We're only seven in.
For the most amazing experience,
I've been trying to come out of my shell and talk to people.
Bro, I'm not happy.
I'm happy about it.
And it's hard outside
and it's making everybody turn into demons.
It's been everything that I thought it would be.
I think it's gonna help set like a North Star
for some of these long streamers
and then it's gonna help some of the other streamers think about like the type of content they make and how like best
monetize it i think the classes have been super impactful today i was in ludwigs class and it really
motivated me to start posting on my other platforms i think the fastest show was so cool this is a
unique i would want to see how that look we got tenders liners they had a budget with the material
they can use and stuff like that but they're much much like shimmy much projects and they only
I wish I went to the fashion show even though the talent show is probably way better wait
on it was a fashion show or what else it was two other it was two options it was fashion
show and what basketball game okay right I'm not skipping the basketball game
That's the best day and after that is more the more calm ones
They have to sit down all the time, but they have to watch stills, but they have to watch other big team
Well, they have to watch a theater like it's all make sense
Not a great things happen something this fucking
demon
They
Bro suburb fucking baby the MVP
Every single crowd this dude didn't sleep he was running out fucking Red Bulls milk in
Joe the fact that he just every single day
destroyin shit
Fucking picking fights to the war everything like food that something was running through his blood bro. He's at Zaxby's
Zach Spies, Milk and Red Bull fueled him to this destroyed campus.
I wanted no problems with Suburban Baby.
Demon.
Real fucking demon.
Don't fuck with him, bro.
That ain't gonna happen, that ain't gonna happen, but y'all taught me how to gravitate
and you know how I'm gonna twist around for me, dude.
Much bigger.
Tonight we done worked hard.
You motherfuckers at home, wash this shit, go down.
Now let's go pop some 19-year-old shit.
I'm gonna get you.
You motherfuckers at home wash this shit go down now. Let's go pop some 1942
The Dean might be a daddy the daddy might be doing allegedly show me these hilarious
Thank you guys so much, and that is Shereen University,
12.6.
Shereen University?
Damn.
Sinema, bro.
What a legend.
Not like Kai did his thing.
Shereen University every single year?
That's his baby now.
He could literally change lives every single year.
This guy's a genius, man.
W fucking Kai.
W D. Sinema.
Check the comments.
why oh shit I did comment on it I did comment on it aside that this was
definitely Siggi but W fucking W W myself W myself yo guys want to say
good video 80 I would say 68% 86% of the comments and majority of them said
stable Ronaldo was missing from footage nice nice peak yes fake reaction
This is not a fake reaction, bro.
This is a real reaction.
This is my first time watching this video.
MVP?
MVP, the basketball game was really Jason.
Dude, they shot like 1 for 12 from the free-to-line
because he was doing this shit
behind the net the entire time.
Come on, bro.
I did my team, dude.
He's just making noise.
You know thank you agent give me a ring. I need a ring. I need a ring
We need a ring you missed this from the video
I pulled my application because of our mental health Kai was insanely kind about it
Otherwise we are incredible protection of Wizard of Oz
Wait so instead of Yana it would have been QT Cinderella
Hello?
Damn, that would have been a cool spot.
Wow.
Hey, bro, there's always next year.
Cutie, there's always next year.
We will be in Europe.
We will be in fucking Europe.
Did you see this crazy shit?
More mail?
I did.
I did see this.
God damn 40 inch burp.
To me, bruh, speed link there with my twin, Jungkook.
That's crazy, dawg.
That's crazy.
Have you seen this shit about Kai on TikTok?
Dog.
If I had to cut my shit, I don't want to fucking, what is this man?
Like actual fucking slop.
Kais did not get cloned
How did I forget fucking cloned?
I need a beat chat I need a beat and then um chat I wrote
Not to be in the I wrote
Hey, beer bag, Kat. Beer bag.
Let me see. Let me see how far he is.
I might have time to do a streamer, streamer U to your listing.
I know y'all want to know who the cameraman is, man.
Doug, why did I FaceTime you when you're still at the house, man?
I told you to stay far.
You're not far?
Bro, are you, is that a hooker?
Like, no, you're a bot.
You're a bot.
What do you do all stream?
Bro, I'm being a fucking human.
Like, I had like a meeting and shit, man.
It's just like, like, I'm gonna be there before you get a pump.
That didn't even make any sense, because you're, well, alright, bro.
I'll see you soon, okay?
Okay.
Like I won't be there before you hang up the phone.
That didn't even make any sense because you're
All right, bro. I'll see you soon. Okay
Would you already on stream? Yes a lot a bit a lot, bro
Where does all you do girl?
Like that's literally all you do. I actually took three days off and I live life
Yeah, I mean to break was you sick? No, I wasn't sick my voice just like
I'm screaming
I was so sick, man, I didn't get like a shot, like a beat, like a B12 and flu, like IV, I was like fucked up, you know.
Fuck, wait, are you due to COVID or you got a hand-type virus or like what do you have?
Nah, I had some Chinese flu or something like that.
What? That's a thing? This three-year-old you flu?
bro I was sick as shit bro like as fuck
I'm so glad you said Thursday and not yesterday
yeah yeah okay well shit uh we got a lot of things planned bro so
bro I'm black bro like of course I wasn't getting on time
oh my god yeah no I should have ticked that for a consideration my bad
wait wait Doug you want to go shopping for matching outfits
uh I mean it does bother bro I'm getting money bro
whatever you want to fucking do bro like what do you think I am like
what are your cousins in Vietnam in there like
nah I'm hanging out bro
fuck that was wrong, it was so wrong bro
like what is the correlation?
huh?
the fuck is the correlation?
like it's only me in the tier list
Yo, yeah, I'm getting a lot of new mods, bro, shot to 60.
He's been, uh, he's been figuring out the mod situation and shit.
Someone link the tier list.
Here we go.
Go IRL.
Well, well, the dub is obviously going to be late, so I'm not going IRL.
Here we go.
Streaming University, you know I'm gonna get
my Streaming University 2026 tier list.
All right, I'll be writing everybody
from best friends to Sonyan.
Who the fuck made the Sonyan?
And whoever made the don't interact is interact,
not intercept.
Okay.
Well, damn, a lot of people.
All right, all right, stable or not, our best friends.
2xCJ, I wish we did more.
2xCJ is a requires brother, right?
Yes, it is.
I wish he did.
He was mad cool.
Every single time we interacted,
it was a quick little handshake.
And it just quick updates, bro.
I mean, I feel like he was part of the wars.
Zoom in.
OK, I'm zooming in.
I'm zooming in.
Nine vicious, yes.
Adept best friends, bro.
but I wish Adapt did more outside of his classroom, man.
You know what I mean? Adapt flew out early.
I'm sure he has his own reasons,
but bro, that's CEO, that's daddy, you know what I mean?
I wish he did more shit.
Cinnamon roll, great vibes, man.
I heard she was part of the YDF,
You know me, I don't fuck with the YDF.
But she's her own person.
And every interaction I had with Cinnamon Roll,
she was super sweet, super nice.
She's valid, girl.
I fuck with her heavy.
W. Chloe.
Owzimi.
Honestly, didn't interact much.
Owzimi didn't interact much.
But every time I seen her, she was chilling,
doing her own thing.
I think her inflation was like a little duo and shit, but yeah, cool, I think it's cool.
A to Guapo, brother. Wish we did more, bro. Guapo, I don't know what the fuck he was doing, okay?
But he was at student university, he was one of those people that was stuck in his dorm, eating non-verbally.
Cameraman I seen him camera manning for Bonnie when Brad was eating like bro. What are you doing? Guapo?
Guapo come on
He's really not streaming
The moment you talk
Main
No
Why would you bait me, dude?
Made me do alts
What is this shit man, what is it? No, no, I just see if I gotta recreate this shit you're 22
Okay, so what the fuck
fuck, don't make, you know there's gon' make a man
breathe it back, don't even make a fool of him
can't sleep, that ass, believe me, show the
bro, why did he eat the chop?
like, bro, did he drink the chop potion?
the fuck's going on?
he copied lacy?
oh, he did, I did see lacy make this TikTok
wow, the tables have turned
I'm not gonna lie, I'm hanging. I'm dead ass hanging with him. He ate the chop, uh, son.
He ate the chopped fucking tree. I don't know what the fuck he ate, but look at him be
bloated in his shit. Marlon, it's time to lock the fucking.
Anyway, let's just continue.
Cat Tornado, Sengian, Nefzen, Canelo, Canelo Joseph, but on a run up, you know, Cat, she
did her thing, guitar segment, I seen her cry afterwards, you know, she, she, she, she
was, I was, I'm glad that she had a great opportunity at SU.
No, Joseph. Good vibes, bro. Me and Kanell. Always good vibes, bro.
Aleego. All right.
Lacey. Best friend. That's my boy. That's my boy, Gio.
Just raised old cameraman, Mad Chill, bro.
Every time we interacted, me and Gio,
he was supposed to fight on an NMSU boxing night,
but he was nowhere to be found.
But every time I talked to him, it was great vibes.
Key's Modic didn't interact man, didn't interact.
Unfortunately, didn't interact.
Juicy Jacob, I ain't gonna lie.
Juicy Jacob MVP for sure.
Why Sonyan, J-Way?
Lace, Lace bro, Lace.
We gotta talk off-trend, bro.
We gotta talk off-trend.
And did you meet up with your new cameraman friend?
You'll be seeing every single day?
Anyways, Juicy Jacob, every time, no this dude is hilarious, top 3 characters for sure
at Shimmering University, this dude popped out every single day, every single day, with
a new outfit, mega mine, shaggy, silver surfer, fucking him and his duo, hilarious, the caveman,
do hilarious hilarious hilarious
amber tyson didn't interact didn't interact much
but uh... i remember seeing her in pooties classrooms she was mad cool
mad chill mad chill mad chill
playboy max best friend
saved me
you know best friend brown that's my dog
live
uh...
live
didn't interact much
most interaction i would live was when i was watching when i was being a
cuck in that fucking jail room with
Subur baby yep yep very interesting
segment but yeah let's say it's segment
Clarence wish we did more bro Clarence
most I did with Clarence was when we had
that group project in Eurasian's class
and I guess we did in a very low key so
I'm gonna put her in chill Clarence
Clarence cool as fuck bro, and I used to watch his videos with him and his girl
Back in the day, and I'd be sitting there
You know and watching him or risen shit, it was beautiful
him DDG the Queen I
Dad's we should watch all
Is that weird?
Benji good wish we did more all right Benji's my roommate you know we didn't
have a same name just me and Benji schedules didn't allow but listen I'm
telling you that corner as soda they hold you they hold you Benji this dude
Benji got a grill well actually was got that grill but Benji cooked the food on
the grill and it was at the same time as well same time as either I think like
the final day so it was the same time as like the final thing he did yeah he did
but like after it was after when everybody in the streams I missed it it
wasn't as big as a thing that should have been though I feel like
You know what I mean, I didn't interact, Kilo, Lovavet, Mad Chill, bro, Mad Chill, Lovavet,
we had that scene where we stole the cop car at night, it was great, Kilo, Kilo, Kelo,
Kelo, is it Kelo?
shit my bad my bad I'm sorry I'm sorry
kello kello kello when we stole the
cop car great fucking times who was
there I think it was the first or
second night
Marty good vibes good about chill chill
good vibes intense bro you always
don't know a reen insane belly button
great bobs. Ludwig! I would put Ludwig in the best friend category dude. I went to
three of his classes not because I wanted to go into streamer games. I
honestly didn't think I was gonna make it. I was genuinely going to his class to
learn, bro. I was. I was. I am not your friend.
I
Learned I genuinely didn't learn
Hey
Jason Alene. I mean, that's me bro. That's me angel Cratchu. I remember her bro. She she had
She had a poster of me in her room instead that she was gonna bring it home, you know, which we did more man
Who me being she was chill she was she was chill
Angel cracked it. No, she did not crack me. That's her name
For me being my chill
Understood the big streamer the small streamer dynamic gonna be seen her at the streamer games
Yes
Reg too funny
Chill chill he was funny as shit
Haskell I will put Haskell in
I mean, the best friend's category.
Bro, I already knew, I already knew Haskell
going into stream university.
He was gonna thrive the most.
I literally called it, I dead ass called it.
I knew he was gonna thrive the most in that environment
and guess what he did.
So, I didn't interact much with him.
Actually, I interacted pretty a lot with him.
But hey, he did his thing, bro.
Now it's time to capitalize and do a shit factor.
Agent, that was zero, good vibes, bro.
Good vibes, always good vibes with agent.
Sketch, did Sketch stream chat?
Bro, that first day I watched him as room,
he wasn't even booted up yet.
Barely, like I feel like I didn't see him outside as much.
He was just in his room
I'm gonna put him in chill
Braden good vibes Braden always good vibes funny as hell, bro
Crystal honestly wish I did more crystal
You know what I mean? I've seen clips of crystal and Haskell
Like she's funny. I wish I didn't know her
Yeah
Why are y'all seeing sons why y'all seeing sons
Crystal and my life beef. I thought they did a
Tiktok with each other
She be hate-forming. I mean, I don't know her too much, bro
I don't know her calm hates you, bro. I'm judging off her number calm
He
Mogged her. Oh, I did see that. I did see that like what the fuck
Maya Nicole did not interact
Mando millions bro, too
Mando millions he kept asking me for the push of fate. I kept I did the push of fame with him completely destroyed
Him in a push of fate that's why I was like, bro, you know what I mean?
I'll do it with you, but like it's not really calm. You know what I mean?
And he was there for the fight night and he lost but nonetheless, it was great. It was great
Jay shock
Wish we did more, bro. I want to I got Jay shock's number. This dude is hilarious, bro
Fucking hilarious shock o'clock. Dude. He's got to pull up to the court career
You know what I mean?
Great fucking dude. I think he also is one of the top people that capitalized off of shimmer you the most
He is on Saturday
Damn it lacey
Wow, wow great great great
Maya Maya did not interact
McQueen
Chill chill vibes chill vibes
I was Tori, I wish I did more with Tori bro.
Tori, I met beforehand at the OCS party.
She was mad, cool, great, energy.
I wish I did more, bro.
I think she was with her woman a lot.
So, yeah, I wish I did more.
I still got her contact.
Markel Washington, chill.
Chill, ah Markel, I didn't really interact.
Much to be honest with you, but every time I talked to him was like quick like oh, how you doing this?
Like oh, nice to meet you. Oh, it was nice, but he's cool. He's not cool
subber baby
Chill, you know me and him were chill, but he wasn't chill
All right, this dude was on team demon time and all of Schrinner University. This dude picket fights and fucking everybody man
Doc
Yeah, he was fighting. He was dead ass sleeping two hours a night
night dreaming of a fucking splash of somebody with straight nuclear water and VP.
Madai?
Chill.
You know, she without her bra I probably would have made a fool of myself on that stage
at the time of the show.
honestly um it was great she did her thing singing all I did all I wish I
would have done more was sing after she ended I should have just kept going I
wish I did that bro I wish she carried you it was a duo Ico Ico didn't
interact flipping Josh didn't interact bro not not and we kind of
Interact it just a little bit
I'll put them in the chill vibes
Jeremiah good vibes good vibes. You're my funny funny shit any sexiest fuck
Geo mad chill mad chill, you know
That chill seen her and silky like
Playing off-stream and shit mad chill
And I should fuck with a heavy bellies mad funny, bro. I caught it off-stream
Playing as in like brother. They were like just running around and chasing each other. I understand why I got me
Hey, I fuck away. I fuck away
I said I'm gonna be good Bob's bro every time I had a cutscene with it very my first cutscene with him was him saying
And looking at my print bro and honestly
It was good Bob's bro make me feel good about myself
Lethal shooter great boss, bro first interaction with lethal shooter
He fixed my jump shot or he tried to great fucking guy
King six eight great fucking vibes. All right
Honestly, I thought he was gonna be on some like oh your chop. Yeah, and I can't fuck with you, bro
I can't fuck with you
But every time I talked to him real he had a smile on his face and he was good
It was good vibes
It's great vibes
Tween W tween all righty
Pooty
Good vibes every time I talk to pootie good vibes
Kiera, which we did more, you know, I mean that we're gonna be on the same team for the streamer games. I
Wish we did more
Jordan Lucas didn't interact
Oh, you know Jordan Lucas that was silky shit, right? She was actually good Bob's
What do you mean leaps why y'all seem leaked let it would literally posted it this chat
Silky's little shit, but she was great Bob's yanna. I'm going yanna in a best friends tier list, you know
pre pre streaming you and I always had good vibes going to streaming you you
know Yana sat I bet yo knock knock knock Yana are you okay
we checked up on Yana and me and Yana always goodbye that way that way that way
that way Bob me and Yana yeah clean Niger didn't interact much J mommy oh oh
Elsa
Wish we did more it didn't do too much drummer did not interact at all. I'm gonna be honest
I think he was in his own little world. I
Didn't see him
King Jojo Matt chill
You don't know he showed love when I give him. Hey, he was down to fight beat the fuck out of mighty back
Jada
mmm then it didn't interact J J another Jada in the interact Tatum I she fuck
with kick Tatum good vibes you know what I mean great vibes I fuck with Tatum
W Tatum I mean she she was trying to ask me to hook oh hook oh never happened
by the way because the alumni came in but nonetheless it was great vibes Tatum
She was a good energy, good vibes, did a goodbye tiktok with her.
Incredible.
Also, I think she got hot sauce poured all on her and milk and shit.
And Rook, I did her dirty. Yeah, yeah.
Runic, good vibes, bro. WTOTA.
You know, he had that.
Yeah, he threw me off with that one clip on Yana's
Drama club of a thing, but you know fighting nonetheless. He always showed me love bro
He's black
He's not black
I'm your best friend
Max of course, bro
Of course, bro. Yo max. I hope you know
Well, we can literally not interact for months, days, years, and as soon as I link up with
you again, it's always good energy, good vibes, Max, always.
Oh, Max, I heard you're homeless, man.
What the fuck happened?
Love you, dude.
Chilbabs Malik Chilbabs
Shonix didn't interact much
Isha Sophie I did interact I put her in Chilbabs
She did ask
Why you say
Mookie good vibes Mookie great vibes
Came in put up on me gave me water. It was good interactions. It was not weird
Great fucking Bob's W. Mookie. I'm a skid row Max. What the fuck happened to you, Doug?
Max come to the courthouse
Hey, whoa, that's good
I just came back from the video box.
What do you mean?
I'm just going to try to get a video box.
No, no, no, there's no way, because there's only one box.
This is one box, and guess what? It's four.
What was four?
I didn't say you'd be two X.
There's only one box, and it's for duty.
So...
Are you gonna add?
Yep.
Yep, this is it. This is the one box.
So I'm just gonna
Go see you go fuck yourself open it I'm not opening his PO actually yeah, I am gonna open it
I saw you fire your camera. It's got firemine. Yeah, right, bro. We're firing a camera man
Well fireman cameraman and we're firing people so ready go ahead go
W YouTube video yo listen exclamation mark P.O. I gotta promote it on my Instagram. That's what it is
I gotta promote my Instagram
You have my P.O. You be fuck you buddy
Oh my god, man.
I'm opening your shit.
Can I open at your house?
No, you can't come over!
The fuck!
Reemnox!
Good vibes.
Good vibes from Reemnox.
High energy, great interactions.
Ego nice, but what buzzwords guys nice buzzwords
Sena best friend, you know before going to stream you sit up and I already good friends
Hating on small streamers
Sena good vibes
Raw dog moon grew the fucking vibes
Every time I go rod I move funny. I'm gonna be honest funny his funniest clip was definitely when
It was this one
Streamer misses bottle flip
Streamer University
Come on bro, you have one job
Bro, this is a good as idea to oh my god, oh my god, bro. Oh, yeah, dude was landed dog. Oh
My god, oh
Regan bull
High risk high reward. Oh my god, bro
my god
Should have been practicing lay
Lay mad chill bro. Every time I saw her
Um, she said I pop her collar or pop my collar
Lay's good vibes and um
Offstream I went to go shower saw her in the hallway and she's like
She's like
Is three minutes to add too low
Or five minutes at ads are too low
And I was like yes, I
I'm told her you could have made triple what you made if you had like 11 minutes of ads
And then she started tweaking and then she was like oh
Can you show love to small streamers and give me some subs and I was like yeah, I got you in my shower first and then I
Forgot what happened after that
Ava didn't interact much but she was true. She was she was true.
Blazion Beauty Alexis didn't interact much. Larry King didn't interact much.
Kaya didn't interact much. Bonita didn't interact much. Life of Proto didn't interact much.
Shadow Proto, Cindy, I wish we did more, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I missed her class.
I missed her class.
Did I miss that on a lot?
No.
Oh, bro.
I had a lot of sex questions.
I look, he could have asked her.
This was hilarious.
I think about it because I looked on the field
and I saw the bag at the end of the day.
He went to the fence.
He didn't see the bag or else he would have hopped the fence.
Guess what?
I went to the fence and I looked through the middle of the
deal and I saw the bag and hopped the fence.
So, I'm stuck and I'm off.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
what the fuck?
What was that?
Oh, firework.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
That is crazy.
Hey bro, my boy Blasian.
I'm off to put him in good vibes bro.
Had that nice conversation with him where he was by himself.
You know what I mean?
Fuck a view count, make every view count.
Shout out to Santi Pugas.
Alright?
No.
Not Yugi.
No.
born now though. Santi Polgas made that call. Alright. He's good vibes. He's good vibes.
Alina Meng. Honestly wish we did more, bro. That first night interaction, she was mad cool.
I have to admit her take a little bit. She's very talented. Very, very cool. Her brother though.
Flocko wish we did more bro. Flocko always good energy
Phantom I'm put a fan of me a best friend
Hey, every time me and Phantom do some shit is good box, bro
And we know with content
You know what I mean? I can slap his belly and you won't get mad
He can pull on my hair and arrest me and put my hands up behind my back
And I won't get mad bro because at the end of the day bro. We're brothers backs
It's just content
Miss Mr. Keem good vibes
Risby bro not gonna lie when he first came up to me. It was like, yeah, bro
Can I clean your room? I was like, why would I just let you in my room?
I don't know you and then he kept fucking coming to me and he was that as the random kid of the whole server you
But he grew on me, bro
actually great fucking guy
And I'm pretty sure it's only 17 to promising future. I'm gonna have to go. I'm gonna put them in good vibes
Marlin best friend
It's my boyfriend
Edward queso good vibes great vibes always me see yeah, we're spraying. I dead ass can't see her face in this picture
I
Who the fuck chose these fucking pictures? I I don't know what this is
I might have to put
I don't know I did it in a wreck. I don't know J shot girl. No, that was not her
DDG top shooter
I don't know
The blonde white girl doing missions. Oh
Just a girl that's trying to shove a corn dog in my mouth
I'm better than a son, you know
Susie dragon didn't interact
She's fucking evil bro Chris next door great vibes always good energy
Rafa your solo live
Bro, I'm putting him in son. Yeah
I'm putting him in son. Yeah
Just do his evil fuck
Back handed me out of nowhere, bro to get in the clip
And he spanked my butt but I did slap the shit out of him so I'm gonna just put him in Sunday
Evil as fuck
DC
This the dude that had the football gear in the first day honestly wish we did more bro. He's funny
Hey cool butterfly mad chill, she's mad chill
Bonnie
Mad chill semi mad chill a pickle jar girl
And I heard she's Cambodian
That's it. You told Ray to fire me
You know my bad. Yeah, bro. You said bro. I didn't mean it dog. We fire an all-camera man 2026, bro
It's time for a new era
Sorry
I'm gonna put a pickle jar girl and chill
Mar- Marlia Marlia didn't interact much. I love puzzles didn't interact
I didn't see wish we did more bro. I brought pulled up to her library one day and she wasn't there
I want to do a puzzle. I wanted cute guns
Um, she was chill. I saw I had her in piggy class talk to her for a little bit. She chill
Riz who the fuck is this bro? Yo, who the fuck is Riz?
This is Duke Dennis. Who is this? Who is this?
I'm gonna have to put him in Sonyan
El Ego wait, but I don't know who that is the the face is not there sky Jackson didn't interact much
You know, I feel like she was in her own little group the whole streamer you I said to her
I was trying to talk to her a little bit. I look you got you go. Okay. No, I'm not I'm not I'm not calling around for anything
But like I was trying to talk to her. I remember in and she was in her own group and they understood that said nothing
What but it's no problem. Oh, like it's not like a oh, I hate you type of thing. Oh, no
I start I sound like Stanley man. You know, bro
Whatever, but nah, it's not true. I wish we did more. I honestly wish we did more but we didn't interact. I'm gonna put her there
smoke certified didn't interact much he was chill though escape verse didn't interact much
rage i'm putting in best friend that's my twin bro that's my twin you said bell honestly
wish we did more man she was funny like maybe i think she was one of the only londonese
people there before the alumni man cool escape versus batman oh
wish he did more bro he was funny dub I'm putting dub in best friend I found a
friend in dub it's my dog bro he was funny as shit funny you should and he's
pulling up I mean he should be here he should have been here 15 minutes ago but
like I don't fucking know where he's at I don't even know like I mean we got a
tech a text from him ETA
I mean let me see you guys. Yugi best friend you know you know next week Yusuf
Good vibes had his ass
Had a front wedgie dope boy D. Don't boy. Oh, didn't hear right much
At least I actually honestly wish we did more but she's funny
Kaylee
She's my chill, but every interaction she's good
Deb said 236. Okay, but Devonte
Matt chill Matt chill wardrobe
Well, good vibes. We'll drop this funny spark, which we did more honestly
Walton
Chill good good security Taylor chill. Remember that cuts in a high where she was singing best part with me silky
That's friend even though we didn't do as much. I mean, we'll always be my best friend
Sarah Safari chill
Saloo did interact bills. Oh good vibes, bro. Bill does the good kid man. Great fucking kid Sarah good vibes
Jay shock. Oh shit. Okay, Davis good vibes always good and a rest with him dream
Duh honestly good vahs barely talked to her. I mean actually I talked to her a decent amount
Um, she was mad cool Lizzo great fucking vibes no ego
amazing school
Valkyrie I
Put a Valkyrie best friend, you know to mean you know, I've known about you for a minute
You know, I don't think we're that close but every interaction with that to raise always good vibes
You know, and I already know we're not seeing one it's always gonna be good energy high energy and funny Duke Dennis
I'm putting Duke is my best friend facts. I mean me and Duke we locked him like that. I could bet it's calling him right now
I could call him right fucking now, but I'm not going to but I could that's my best friend Duke
Why be worried putting good vibes
Me a love didn't interact but congrats on the engagement. That was beautiful. I did as I'm a shed of tear Tiana
chill vibes Rula honestly wish we did more rule is funny I think he's out he's
not as outgoing as I thought he would have been but every interaction I had
with Rula was funny as fuck Peyton son young dummy great vibes bro Davion
Um, I don't get to interact with any of you.
Uh, T-Pain, chill, chill, chill.
This is a picture, bro, this, this,
this kind of, this is kind of a funny picture.
Um, Chakra Shooter, didn't interact much.
Suki, chill, you know, chill, chill vibes, Suki.
She won the biggest flirt, you know, congrats to Suki.
Funny, funny.
So Pete didn't interact first gone crazy. I didn't interact but congrats again on that marriage, bro
That was deadass beautiful. That was amazing
Leila
Didn't wish me did more honestly every time I saw her like she's good energy
She's like trying to do shit. So yeah, didn't interact easy wish we did more. She's funny
She had costumes and she's got pregnant somehow. You know, I thought she was lesbian, but yeah
Cool shot. He didn't interact Marcus King. Wish we did more bro. Marcus King is always good vibes. Shaz
Didn't interact Stanley Meng Sun Young and the mighty by Sun Young Pudgy
Good vibes, bro. It's my dog straight to the bank. I don't know
I feel like I didn't interact with him, but I need to see the picture
And this is my two list y'all. This is my SU two list my best friends
It's never all adapt lacy playboy max Ludwig Haskell yana sinna phantom marlin rage dub
Yugi soki valkyrie new Dennis
So everybody's gonna shot in person to come nice
Hey
Your boy will a will
Thank you for that big five, bro. Hope you had a good time at SU, bruh. That was fun. It was fun.
Yo! Let's go Iron Man!
Is he a boss?
It's good, bruh.
Hey, you going to Iron Man?
Yeah, let's go Iron Man.
Hey, yep, yep, it's official
My be fucking G it's my cameraman, man, it's a right there to five
Not a
No, he did not get cut from OSES, all right.
He did not get cut, all right, listen, um, uh, permanent.
I don't know yet.
We got to try it when Steve Wabiji is a good cameraman.
I don't know.
I dressed up elephant.
Yo, who's that?
Lays how about you address the elephant?
What are you doing?
Why would you get a dip in the pool?
What's up, what's your bed?
I was good for you
He does pull it out later.
I'm pretty good at it.
Say hi to them.
Say hi.
You know, I'm gonna give you a tour.
I'm gonna go to your guest house.
What's your attitude?
I think I'm fine.
Mm-hmm.
I'm watching a tree, bro.
Looking to see how it's been going again.
Nothing bad to say.
Nothing good to say, bro.
That's great, bro.
That was great.
How have you been having really good?
And for the streamers, fun as fuck?
Yeah, streamers, fun as fuck.
You know what I mean?
Great vibes, ladies.
How was your streamer experience?
It was fun.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, love what thank you. I appreciate it
genuinely like each of my John yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah welcome to the squad
You will make me be best friends
Hey, why bg bear boss listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, and I told you off-shrink this job is not an easy fucking job
All right, and you know you know
Like what to say and what not to say
Okay, and you know sometimes I might tweak out on you, but it's not personal
All right, and I hit and I know why do you already like sound like why do you look like you already fucking hate this job?
That device right there is for your phone, you know
And and you know this first week it might be a little hectic and I might get on your ass
Okay, okay, okay. Listen, it's not a hard job. It's just it's just mentally hard
Okay, no, I'm mentally strong. Mm-hmm. This is why I picked you and this is why I hit you up first
You're actually my first option
No
Yes
Yeah, so
Listen, let's make this it let's become best friends and
It's me you bro hard eyes for who?
I'll let's go IRL bro. Let's see. Let's see who I let today
Oh my god, bro
Yeah
How's the lighting, huh?
It's good, bro. I'm on auto.
You on auto?
Yeah, I know what auto means.
Okay.
It's dark.
What's up?
It's not dark.
How are you here?
We're done.
Yeah, chillin' bro, um, Mike, Mike, the Angles, I just painted you, I just painted you, oh my god, damn, you're a legend, you're talking to me.
It's gonna be easy to paint them every fucking day.
Angles, Mike low, Mike's too low.
So, what does that teach me about the Mike, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Okay listen it's your first day so listen it's gotta be a bit hectic, bro.
All right listen, two zoomed in, is it two zoomed out?
You just turn it right.
There you go.
All right, all right, that's the zoom, okay, that's the zoom.
All right, mic is definitely low, yo, woosh!
Woosh!
What's here?
What is he?
He's gone.
Apparently the mic is too low.
The mic is too low?
Yeah.
Oh, the mic is still low.
Yeah.
It's literally the same settings as it always fucking happens.
It's a molo.
Yeah, we're good, bro.
The line to us.
It's literally the exact same, but it's always been.
Yo, I should try all these sheds.
Here you go.
No, this is real, bro.
No, John is gone.
Yo, I hate this chat, bro. Y'all be too crying, crazy.
Oh, God, I hate this chat.
Everybody, yo, ma, they're paying the word down in my chat, that ass.
All right?
No.
Oh, God, I hate y'all, bro.
Listen, come on, bro, don't be discouraged.
Don't be discouraged, bruh.
I shouldn't have brought it up this time.
No, no, no. Don't be discouraged. Oh, God, do not be discouraged.
Okay? Because what I like in cameraman is, uh,
It's good chemistry. It's not only camera work bro. Camera work bro, that's the skill you can learn. Chemistry? Bro, it's either you got it or you don't.
YBG, me, you, we did the best chemistry.
You know John bro, you good at what he did, but you know, I feel like sometimes bro, like someone to bounce off of, like it was hard to, it was hard to, you know?
I love it.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, all right, all right, all right.
Not bad at all, kid.
Not bad at all.
All right, that's going to be a good shit, though.
That's going to be a good shit.
I'm watching you, brother.
Nice and steady, huh?
Are you enjoying yourself?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Now, hand in the fridge. I'm opening the fridge.
You open the fridge and I can open it.
Oh, good job. Good job. Look. Oh, it's a red bull. It's a red bull.
Ooh, salad. Ooh, salad.
No, no, no. I'm gonna grieve.
Great job, great job, man.
Great job.
Not bad.
All right, yeah, any critiques, any critiques,
the zooms, we can work.
You know how to zoom in a camera?
Yeah, you turn this, right?
Yeah, yeah, so zoom.
Like say, someone said something to me
and then I looked to the camera to break the fourth wall.
But then you gotta quickly unzoom to reset.
Okay, it was blurry as shit.
It was, it was, it was.
Okay, to fix the blur, to fix the blur,
I'm pretty, uh, test his reload.
Okay, come on, you know.
Oh, fuck you.
Come on, come on, come on.
Reloading time!
Alright, bro, you ready?
Alright, cool.
Okay.
Alright, wait, hold on.
Let me get a timer on the screen.
All right, ready three, three, two, one.
I want that, bro.
Honestly not bad, bro.
I think so.
Honestly not bad.
I think so.
A lot of things to work on, but listen, it's your first day.
It's your first day.
It's really hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The worst thing you could do is just drop the battery hmm. Oh the fucking TV you is offline
It is oh
No, no it's back. It's back. It's back. I don't know what I think
Oh, no, no, it's back, it's back, it's back, it's back, I don't know why I'm having a
fortune with it.
Um, let's bro.
Listen.
You're doing okay, bro, you're doing good.
All right, listen.
You want me bro?
I'm an understanding guy.
All I do is criticize, okay?
All right?
And as long as I see growth and passion and happiness and joy on your face, that's all
that matters, dude.
All right?
Me, me, you personally, it's always good bobs.
Like, genuinely, we will talk, and I can't wait for the car segments where we can talk
about literally anything, you know what I mean?
But the camera work, like...
I mean, you're kind of in front of the whole time, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You could work.
That is something you could work on, bro.
That is something you could work on.
Good shit.
Great job.
I see you, I see you, I see you changing it to auto,
but like, making it, changing it to ISO and shit.
Bro, bro, this is good, this is great, bro.
My energy is already good, bro,
because I'm around, like, good energy.
You know, I can feed off you, bro,
and I'll feed it off good energy, but listen,
YBG, link me, link.
I thought you kissed, it's a good phone.
Kiss, this is good energy, this is good chemistry.
You know, it is what is needed, bro.
And now you're an extension of me.
All right, so remember that.
When you go live after, and you speak.
Thank you, IBG.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Let's go boys.
How's Empty's buck?
Jerry's here.
Ah, bro, also, you know, birthdays, birthday moments, bro, you know, bro, bro, they be
calling me JTJ or whatever it was, dog, almost, bro, everybody on the team, blessed, Rolexes,
all right, bonuses out of nowhere.
Oh, it's your birthday?
Here's $3,000, because the chat convinced me to give you $3,000.
You know what I'm saying?
You already know, but if your birthday coming up, I'm making a segment of that, rare.
You know what I mean?
It's going to be great, rare.
It's going to be amazing.
Yeah, let's come on outside, brother.
Let's see the lighting when we go outside, and let's see if we can figure this shit out.
Hey, buddy, watch me.
Hello.
And bro, watch me to me.
Uh, what did you do, bro?
So what did you do?
I don't know, boss.
Look at the camera in my front.
Oh, my flashbang.
All right.
Now how do you fix that?
You're with the fucking guard, bro.
That was dark.
That was dark?
Good job.
Oh, my God.
You see, there were five guilty.
Great fucking job
Energy is already better
Dub is here
He said gate I said in the game info
What am I about to do bro
There's nothing wrong with me second monitor, bro.
I never said it.
Yeah, but you like, spoffed and like, walked away.
Bro, hell fucking drugs.
Hell drugs, this is the only one.
Also, YBG.
The same rules apply to Lace.
What does Ross say to you?
No smoking on the job?
No smoking on the job, bro.
Only drink? Only smoke or drink if he is?
Only smoke or drink when I'm smoking a drink, okay?
You don't want to, like, you know, God forbid it does skewer what you're doing.
Firstly, I don't think it works, but it's not, you know, it's a respect thing.
Okay, okay.
Are you, are you sober?
Yes, for a fact.
But, you know what, I mean, yes, you know what I say yes sooner, bro?
Well, I just don't like, I just don't like saying sir, I don't like that, I don't like that.
Well, I like saying it.
Because then it makes me seem like I'm a higher, I'm higher than you.
Yeah, well you are my boss, you know?
Oh
Look there's so many chop great thing great thing great thing great thing. Yes
Zuby yo woes
I didn't say nothing, I didn't say nothing, why do you pay attention?
If it's not focused when you zoom in, how do you fix that?
So if it's like in stock, you just tap it.
Oh, tap it.
If you see the middle part of it, then you just tap it in the space and it'll...
Oh, tap on the camera focusing.
So it's like if it's focused on the camera, it'll focus on the corbors.
Oh, okay, so I zoomed in on that person.
Yeah, it is working, it's not that difficult to do it yourself, like if you zoom on him right now it'll be fine.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's just sometimes difficult to focus.
Hey, what's up bro?
Yeah, what's up, John?
Nah, just not John, bro.
Oh, shit!
Yeah.
Good man, you can do this a little bit.
Alright, alright, alright.
Hey!
The blur, the blur.
Oh, that's so cool.
I'll see you in real time, bro.
I'll get to see the development in real time.
Oh, no.
I need you so often here.
Brother, I don't know.
Let me fix the AC.
This bitch fucking...
That's 103 degrees.
Hmm.
Keem?
It's time for me to join.
Yo, Keembro.
No way.
We have YBG.
join yo keen brown we have YBG all right
doves better pull up bro all right now
if you sometimes when the light comes in
the fucking gun like you know what I mean you know anybody yes
well this is amazing only God is the most I've ever seen you lock it this guy
did you got two hands on the camera bro I'm loving this shit
Hey YBG, I know we didn't talk about starting Saturdays yet, but let's talk after this
Oh my god, look it over there.
Look at it.
That's good, bro.
Sometimes I be talking and then people forget.
Sometimes John or even some other, I see DDGs camera man, they forget to ping when I like
point at something, bro.
You know what I mean?
So that was great.
That was good.
No dissing, but that's sometimes I be seeing.
What the fuck is that?
Where is Doug, bro?
Where the fuck is Doug?
What the fuck is Doug? Where is Doug, bro?
Where the fuck is Doug?
Alright, bro. Let's go interact with this.
I bet I see you go from two hands to one hand and go up the stairs. Good job, bro.
What's that about, bro?
A deaf thing.
That's what everything is about.
Why did Doug just text me 100 Kers?
What does that mean?
Hey, what up, bro?
What's up?
You ready to go live?
I'm trying, too.
What do you mean?
I'm kidding.
Let me see if I want one.
Literally, kid.
No.
Oh, actually, well, it doesn't work.
No, every time I open OBS, it crashes.
And then I re-open it, it's just a fucking white screen.
I can't close it.
Task manager, bro.
I know, I am.
I'm telling you, I've been trying.
Because I left my PC on, the whole show were you.
Ah.
Well, so if YBG's camera man now, does that mean when you end,
it'll late night smoke section?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, good.
Look, he, yo, he, yay!
Okay, look, yeah, if I was gonna be good, bro.
You know, Lays are ready to have.
Oh, I know Lays is down.
Yeah, why would you, bro, late night talk to a YBG?
He'll, he won a lot from YBG, bro.
Won a lot, bro.
You sure he's gonna say, is he not allowed to talk?
No, no, he just, he just,
he knows when to and when not to.
I mean, I think somebody's at it, you dude.
That's fucking scorpy, bro.
I bet that mean that we better put it
Check your chat bro
Bro stop eating when you're chat L ego
Closing my chat.
Damn bro.
Fuckin' PC for all.
Alright man, figure it out, dude.
You put even a dress on for the match.
He didn't introduce you to Silkie, did he?
Did you see Silkie?
Yeah.
I want to go see you.
It's me.
Oh, so as a cameraman that lived that basically,
you're basically going to be living with me, Bill.
All right?
Hanging out with me all day, all night.
all night. You best become friends with everyone around you. So you and Silky, you and Marlon,
that's your twin now. You and Lacey, you can eat food after a stream together. You and
Ron, that's always good vibes with Ron. Let's go to the guesthouse. Let me show you around
the house. Be familiar, because the day that abolished, they still have not done abolishment.
So, you already know I'm gonna go outside and go to the guest house, um, this is it.
That's black.
It's a new member.
A new member?
Left bay?
Yeah, it's a good one.
I think we're good though.
This is good.
Flashbang.
Holy fucking shit.
I just adjust.
You know how to adjust.
Oh, this one.
Yep, there you go.
Yes.
Holy shit.
I remember.
Did you do it?
Yeah, perfect.
Great fucking job.
Great fucking job, bro.
Great job.
Get the fucking dead views, man.
Great, great fucking die.
And take off the chop filter.
What was it that you never needed?
Oh, lower the fucking ice, though.
He fixed it!
Hey, hey, are you his boss or am I the boss?
Huh?
Oh, shit, you're fucking boss meeting?
New York City meeting?
What's going on?
Oh, one of the introduction, my new cameraman and friend,
YBG.
What's up, dude?
What's up?
Yeah.
Tair, YBG, which are you from there?
Yeah.
New York City, Lopin, YBG, Russell, YBG Shroud, Andrew.
This is your new cameraman, off-camera.
Yeah, yeah.
You could guide him whenever he needs.
He's new to this, but he's new to this.
OK.
Yeah.
Welcome to the team.
That's right.
I thought we were talking about even looking at it today.
I was wondering why.
Yo!
Yo, Deb!
Yo, Doug!
Okay.
Also, laugh at my jokes, if anyone else laughs at me.
I like that. I like that. Thank you, man. Thank you.
Like, no one laughs when I joke. I say joke. You get laughed.
Can I do it like a really obnoxious fake laugh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro.
Don't fucking...
Bro, where is Doug?
Where is Doug, bro?
Jesus, that's the meme house backpack.
well I cannot find the address genuinely what do you even do what do you mean
put this in the Google Maps put this into Google Maps
Well, how?
His cameraman made it?
His cameraman is on the phone right now.
Like that.
Okay, come on, let's go run a little bit.
Gold cart time? Do we need to retrieve him? No, because he's not even near the neighborhood.
Oh man. That better be 50.
I can't wait for the Tajikuit we're gonna have all over our stream.
A lot of memories are gonna be made, a lot, bro, and it's nice and cool, mama, so don't
pan that way, don't pan.
Leap's cold.
Did you sleep by cold?
Maybe.
I'm cold.
Can I take you to the bathroom or no?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Maybe, kind of focused. Can I take it in the bathroom or no?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Oh, I don't know if you peeped.
Come on, SCU sucks on the deck.
Oh, SCU? I thought it was Under Armour.
No, no. Also, SCU part of you.
That's cool. That's awesome actually.
You know, Xen, about this always good vibes, bro.
You're so sweet in that.
Yeah, thank you, yeah. You know?
That's you. We'll always be here.
But that, yeah, yeah.
How do you feel? How do you feel?
I just feel awesome.
Yeah? Yeah.
You like this better than Sherman?
Mmm, I think I like both of them.
Well, I kind of just started this.
Okay, okay.
Now, now a question.
Why did you agree to this?
Cause you know, this is gonna be a lot of work for you, bro.
But I'm gonna be honest.
You said, when you asked if I wanted to do it,
you were like, we could literally travel the world
and become best buddies.
I was like, that sounds amazing.
That's what you said.
And then I said, yeah.
Well, no, I think you said that.
No, no, no.
Check our DMs.
You're like, oh, I'm gonna travel the world
and be best buddies.
No, you literally said we could travel the world and be best friends.
No, I didn't say that.
You said we could travel the world and be best friends of all.
As you said, capital L on the wall.
No, no, I didn't say that.
You literally said that.
No, no, no, I didn't capital L on the wall.
You did say that.
I never capital L on the wall.
Well, you can literally check the tax.
I remember it.
I've read it a few times a little bit
because it made me happy to read.
OK, well, I need to piss real quick.
Hold on, Doug fucking calling me.
Yo, Doug, what do you even do?
Bro, that whatever picture you sent me, whatever picture you sent me, it's not my house, bro.
Yes!
Yeah, go fuck yourself, bro. Are you almost here or not?
I bet I bet
I'll see you, bro
Hey listen listen listen I need a people quick so you know how I've been talking with the chat in the mirror
Where are you? I'm out of this around. All right. No, but don't show that corner. Okay, this close one that corner right there
Okay, spoil some shit
Hey guys, whoo, this is a scary first day, bro, what can I say guys, a lot of work,
hey, look at me fix the mic, hey it's a lot of work y'all, but you know what I mean,
hey, you're making it work, and you know, oh hold on, hold on, I'm seeing some hard
eyes, stop it y'all, stop it, did you hear, oh mother fucker, oh he told me to, aw man,
Man, you're just gonna give me fire on my first day.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
All right, well, I can't see you now.
I can see this, though.
Go say hi, Mace.
What up?
Hey.
Hey, y'all get like, hey,
we got some exciting players coming,
streams coming up soon, yeah.
I was going to period with, oh they have something off,
you wouldn't know.
Hey bro, how was, how everything was good,
it was good check?
Uh, I think it seemed pretty good.
Okay, well hey, this is my gift to you for the first day,
for the first day of your job bro.
Oh my god, I love it.
Sam?
I actually love it.
Of course bro, all right.
To you boss.
Of course, and there are many more gifts to come.
All right, if you do your job right here.
That's right.
I got you.
Of course.
Why don't they just take a plan out of sexy-ass reading?
The SSO.
It's amazing, though.
You know, when we have to think of war segments,
you're strong and mighty.
and I can trust you to have my back.
And I will always have your back.
Okay?
Turn up Mike?
How low is it?
It's on auto.
Yo, yo.
Turn up Mike?
It's fine.
Just turn up the stream volume chat.
Did he teach you like the mic settings sometimes?
Well he just said he put everything on auto.
I mean I could tell this is just like the vocal range.
Yeah the range.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you doing the full way to the hook?
Like what the fuck is he doing?
Genuinely proud, bro, and listen, we'll eat together.
If you need me, if you need me, I can go, man.
I know y'all need water real quick, man.
Can I get water?
I'm not inhumane, bro.
I'm not inhumane.
All right?
It might seem like it.
It might seem like, oh, you can't get water on a job.
You can't eat there when you're clothed.
All right?
If I'm new to Mugbang segment, you can't eat there.
And that's not true, man.
I'm a good guy at the end of the day. I don't want to see you suffer. I want to see you having fun
Because when I when I see you have a fun, it's what happened to me. I have fun
What I have a whole fridge
I can jump on him?
Yes.
All right.
Dude, that has to be tanning now, bro.
Like, who do you feel like?
Dude, it's just hot, bro.
It's hot.
Who do you feel like?
It's hot, bro.
Any color?
Any color, man.
Anything you want to talk about?
You need any rebels?
Good?
Could you be running off like five rebels a day?
Yeah, I still do.
You still do?
Gotta stop that, bro.
Gotta stop that.
Yeah.
Stop with the hard eyes.
also you came right now we got to outdress the ladies I didn't do anything
yeah outdress lays you gotta you gotta get your haircuts very you gotta look
better than you gotta be the best I'm sorry we're in bohog fashion like you
bro fuck we're ball it's not a ball hog it's my style I'm bringing back in one
shorts
I did
She'll all man will wear flip-flops great fucking pain I would look at that
Make that face
All right, bro.
So what's the update from that?
I'm calling, so it's two minutes away.
Two minutes away.
Yeah.
Arm it.
It should be good.
Whoo!
Yo, Suki!
Can I come in?
Suki?
I can hear you on your PC.
I did ask her to be talking and then as soon as I started knocking, it just went quiet.
Cameraman!
Hey, David Poff.
Installed a door.
He's playing Wizard 101,
Rown-ass man.
Who the fuck?
I don't think they're around.
Who's?
Oh, it's the cleaners.
Missed 10, never the 10, yo, oh boy, never 5, joint never the 10, okay, big coach right
now behind the camera, he's got to be basically his mentor, you know, now, Jack, this is his
first day of the job, what do you think so far bro, what do you think so far, YBG, you
I need y'all to be to critique, not hate, not bad. W's. W's. Nice. Let's get some AC.
I don't know why there's no fucking A.C. anywhere.
Great.
Amazing.
Nah, bro.
Gotta be the best cameraman.
Alright.
Most loved.
Best dressed.
Best looking.
You can, bro.
I swear.
Alright.
Do you believe in me?
I believe in you.
I believe in you, man.
Alright.
Yeah, stop dressing up like a bum, bro.
I'm just kidding, nah, this is fine, but I'm honest, it should be yourself, alright, because that's all that matters.
Matter, baby.
This is great, man, this is great.
This is great. This is amazing.
This is amazing, man.
Oh
Swimming
You know how to swim do you know how to ride line bike school?
Okay, can you ride a bike?
I'm not gonna ride a bike.
Oh, wait.
You know how to ride a line bike and hold the camera at the same time?
May I learn?
Okay, but you drove a line bike before, right?
I've never heard of a line bike.
Like, you know in New York, they got scooters and shit?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got those?
Yeah.
Okay, if you could do rock climbing while holding a camera and like go up with Jason.
So they're gonna be able to find out
Look at forums on it on YBG back. No, look he hit his form right now is impeccable
But give it like two more hours. He's gonna be like look at my backers
But I need soldiers, bro. He's literally built different
He's here. Dub is live. How the fuck is Dub live?
Oh, wait, so after the cuts, people are on their camera?
So we can't have a rag on screen?
Not just redo it?
Yeah, this is a small house, though.
Fuck you, this is a small house.
The fuck you mean, this is a small house?
It's small, man.
What are you talking about?
This is a fucking mansion.
The Calabasas are in papers with fucking congenital.
For real?
Yeah.
That's not a show right now, please.
What's this about, fuck?
$3,000 or no?
I'm glad you're a godbeard.
Nah, I'm glad. This is crazy.
Yeah, come on, bro. Welcome to the courthouse, man.
We're the ball after that.
Huh? We're the ball after that.
I know it's lost, bro, but trust me, we got all the time in the world to prove.
Okay? Okay.
Okay. You just don't get it for today?
Nah, I just... We're forces just in case.
You know what I mean?
I want it to, like, dress like you.
You know, we try to dress like...
What?
We don't have any clothes.
Let me go, let's wait for your ride.
You went live, right?
I went live, you know.
Yeah, yeah, I'll wait for your show real quick.
Let's get this to work out.
Fucking how?
An hour late.
An hour fucking late.
It's not even me, though.
How was it not you?
What happened was, is that, maybe you sent me the wrong shit.
It sent me to a fucking...
I told you you used Google Maps.
Maybe you told me you've Google Maps once I had no fucking servers.
Okay, that's on the message.
What second is it, right?
Great job.
Hey.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Let's try the mixture.
I'll see you in a minute.
I wanna see the mixture.
You don't fuck that, right?
Every time I leave the house, feel bad.
I see who else in the money.
So someone can pay for this.
So you gotta get it from Washington.
I'll get it, I'm gonna take care of the world.
I'm just gonna do it, you can shop where I want.
Yeah, I'll do that.
You don't see how like, I'm rowing in the tent.
Now, yeah, you're gonna grab your new bottle.
Have you ever seen one?
Right, personally.
I've never seen one before.
I'm not a person.
Really?
No.
I don't know.
I'm kind of under the impression.
I'm a president.
How does it feel to be who was father?
Bro, before we even get to the stream,
what are you?
Like, are you Chinese, Japanese,
Asian,
or Filipino, I would say.
This is whatever the audience thinks.
Vietnamese, which is Asian.
Y'all niggas fell off, y'all never heard of me.
You never heard of me.
I swear to God, I'm trying to hear.
Yo, yo, yo.
Has he never heard of me?
Is your stream sorted?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me see your chat.
I just got along, bro.
We got a hundred people in here.
Bro, I don't need you chatting, right?
Bro, I was trying to see if your stream working, bro.
Yes, bro.
Here we go, man.
Here you go, bro.
The fun is beating the knees, yes.
Right, I appreciate it.
That's up.
Hey, hey, it's okay.
The house tour.
My mouth went up a little bit, not when I...
That's my dog.
What the fuck?
I've been following him for like two years.
Yeah, bro.
You just came around, bro.
That's my dog.
Y'all just like...
That's my dog.
That's the front door.
I know why.
Let me tell you how people live.
This is why.
You're so right. I'm a fat
Look keep looking back
You knew that?
What the fuck?
This is made shit.
Wow, we built the wall.
What the fuck do you mean, bro?
This right here?
Yes, that's built.
That was pretty nice.
Yeah.
What the hell, you put the house door in there?
Yeah, yeah, let's get started, bro.
Let's get started with yours.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bros!
Bro, sit right there while I sit there.
I'll sit right there.
Oh!
I'll sit right there.
It's a girl there.
I'll sit right there.
I don't even know how to say that. That's your shit, man.
You should have got a tick on your tip.
Yeah, this is gonna do a little accident.
Alright, so this is Silky's room over here. He used to be at the...
Actually, he never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen any of it.
I don't watch streams.
Oh, is it?
Oh
So my new camera
What happened I think that's why be gee yeah, don't tell my to the
Oh, I'm in seeing the animus hate thread
So basically and there's this thing like if they're cameras and his cameras
I was speaking just a little bit is I'm making hate words and hate there's a hate there then they get them gone
I don't know I am as it's almost like comparable to like LeBron when he tried to change the body
I mean look at him and they're gone. So you fired your cameraman. Yeah, no
I like him after four five days
108 hours
Mr. Beastin Peyton
Mr. Beast
This is a piece of your mind?
This piece of ten rats.
No.
For winning the bag.
Oh, you never seen that, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
From concert?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to tell you, though.
That's like a net.
That's like a net two years.
Not a lot.
Net two years.
No, that's not.
Seriously.
No, you never seen it.
Hey, I'm going to still win for the award.
Bro, I'm going to tell you now.
Bro, I won't.
I've been broke this shit.
Like, he's like semi-o-vay information.
I'm like, oh, oh, oh.
He's had a party?
Yeah, but this is the day I found it.
It's probably 68.
We've been up to three of you for about a night, a lot of us.
Two weeks.
Well, it's been three days.
You're good, bro.
Oh, is that what you're going to call me?
Talk about it.
Nah, fuck you.
You don't see it, you know what I'm saying?
You don't do it.
This is a big ass room.
That's what I'm saying.
Where do you be getting the most ass at?
Like, where do you be like?
I never did anything in this room.
Huh?
I never did anything in this room.
You've never cracked anybody in my house.
I never cracked anybody in this house.
Although, I cracked somebody in this house, but that was because it was in my other house.
I never cracked in this house.
I heard about that. You said if she was asking me to redo it.
Oh wait, I need your ring by the way when he gets sent in.
My what?
I need your ring.
My what?
I need your ring.
My ring?
Yeah.
I need your ring.
My chain is your ring?
Yeah.
What's your chain?
I need more than you.
Like bro, like you just athletic to nothing like I don't even think like why are you so athletic?
I was I was I was athletic when I was like 70 pounds lighter
So I'm not that I was never I was never playing basketball to 100 fucking five-pound
I would have genuinely didn't want to you
You would have just it more than bro
I think that's exactly what we need you for bro all life y'all might not think it but I could probably be both y'all and
Basketball literally the court right outside we can do that, but I don't want to play for free
I
Never gave a nobody
I'm like
Well, I did the like first 200 shots
No, I didn't I saw you lose the VV were two boys. No brother lost. I lost because of my brother
He was me and my brother Tio and Tio
He was a fucking sicko Tio
I've never actually seen your basketball
Sinko is Tio
That's different
Tio's not nice
That's different
Tio's not nice
Sinko knows how to play basketball
Tio's not nice
Tio, Tio, I'm talking about destroying me
No, you didn't think Tio was nice in your ass
Alright, sorry
You haven't seen me who, bro
I should have made a team
Bro, you're really fucking crazy, bro
Well, let me see the person who moved
Why you got two sides?
Oh
Yeah, it's not my bedroom
This ain't your bedroom. No, nothing's getting money like that. Huh? So you're a streaming room to be a bedroom. Yeah, yes, bro
Welcome to the corporate man, but you have your own fucking house, right?
You get your own house to go up
As we want that
Yeah, this is mine, isn't it?
Yeah, this is where I saw you eat like, works and sleeps.
Yeah, this is where I saw you to be sitting there laughing in the background as you walked out of the stream.
That's amazing.
Yeah, I'm off the ground. I got a little, like, water.
Deep in the hill is a-
Can we both get water too?
Yeah, you got no water?
Can we only kinda do double that, actually?
Yeah, I wanted to ask you a question.
I got an answer.
Um, A. Silky, what do you use- what do you use for, like, you know,
Like leave yourself on the date.
I appreciate that, sir.
You know why a woman has no horny ass questions, bro?
No, because I wanna ask this nigga a real question like,
I use Twitter late at night or something.
What?
You have a whole group.
I don't have a whole group.
You don't?
No, that's one of those.
That's one of those.
That's one.
You know a Cybertruck?
What the fuck?
That's something that would never be like this.
What the fuck is it?
That's like a fucking snake.
Yeah, and I just had a whole lot of snakes.
What the fuck is a hole?
I've never seen a black Cybertruck.
There's a hole in my life.
That's gotta pull up the hill. This is garbage
That's your ass tomorrow, so we stop that for an age
No, but like what did you beat like what site do you beat your shit?
I feel like you too grown to be being your dick to life
No, I haven't been in my shit in a minute, but I'm saying like when I do it to you
I use Twitter. It's a minute to you. Probably like three months. You have a burner account
Hmm? You have a burner account?
That's what I got. You understand?
Do you? You have to!
Why are you in there here?
30 fuck is old, get it mad!
No! Master made it everyday good for you?
No, what is this account? I'll have that
Wait, you got Master Basin and Coversman quotes?
Yes, I'll have that.
Twitter that you just okay I don't do nothing out on so what do you have
for you know so what are you Twitter for this like the Twitter see I need
cover that warm that warm home now that I told y'all yeah let's look at this shit
I'm not old bro like it's a fuck but it's deeper than this you just click this
like follow accounts I just go to the accounts you get to see a freaky shit
this is like passage that's what I do bro that's what I'm gonna say like I'll
Bookmark eclipse game I don't I don't bookmark like any of these like that's
My burner
Suki burner the other way you have another one. Yeah, that's my this is my main one
Yeah
I hope I still beat this shit, what?
What?
What are you talking about?
I don't want my son to be a pure-ass nice nigga like you.
You and I wouldn't want to walk into your son beating victims of TikToks.
Why would I walk in there?
Because you don't know.
That's your son.
You think my mama know I beat my shit?
No.
Your mama won't give me a beating?
No
No, what a fuck will my mama catch me beat my son
If it wasn't supposed to be doing it God wouldn't create
Just
I see the cookie in the sun, all the time.
You're doing TikToks out?
Oh yeah.
Hey!
Your son is the mother of the-
I'm doing TikToks out.
I see my words, I see like four different cookies in a sun
receiving mad mail from TikToks out.
Yeah, but I'm just free to try to figure out like X2,
XX, XX, XX.
Why are you keeping back from porn?
What is up with you?
Which one do you use?
I've been on BattyGobby for a while.
He's trying to find a new source.
What, okay, okay.
Since you've gone down, have you ever watched Hintyre?
Oh, it's like-
Is that animal anime?
I used to watch Dragon Ball X and I was in high school.
Yeah!
I had middle school Dragon Ball X.
But I don't like Asian.
I don't like the A thingy blur and A thingy face.
I was just blurring.
Yeah!
You can sit in any other place.
It can be on a train, blur it out in faces.
Oh fuck no!
Ew, but it could be your pops on there one day.
Yeah, you never know any Blair Fakes about this stuff.
And why do you know, so that's why I would just...
What you gonna say? Why the what? What you gonna say?
Why y'all don't sleepin' all like, like I just sleep on mattresses on the floor.
What you talkin' about?
Oh, you have that.
No, hey dude, then the Asian shit.
The Asian shit.
Listen, that's Japanese, I'm not Japanese, bro.
I'm Vietnamese, we have bed mattresses.
I grew up I had a fucking bed frame and a mattress like fuck
But I'm just asking questions. Not being racist. I just have some questions. Okay, Asia. Let me quiz you, bro
What's the difference between Asia and Vietnam nigga? I don't know where the fuck Vietnam, and I'm literally not even playing
No, no, come on my life
What's the difference between Asia and Vietnam?
Nigga we went to war one of them
Okay, do you know what Asia is?
Yes.
What is Asia?
ASIA, nigga.
Okay.
What is Asia?
Nigga, what the fuck are you? I don't know. I'm genuinely being serious.
Who knows?
What is Asia?
Like, what do you think of Asia? What do you think of?
Like, it's a country city.
Niggas are paying it.
What?
Bro.
It's just no way, bro.
It's just no way.
Okay, so a country city, like, town.
Okay, so I think
They got I seriously don't know it's a continent, bro. Okay. All right
Yeah, no, you know North America is right
Yeah, we got we had the US in the North America and we got Canada in Mexico, right? Did you know that?
Yes, it is no the fuck it's not your target
Like what is Canada is not North America Canada is not North America the fuck are you saying? What the fuck are you saying?
Are you waiting me?
What is Canada?
What is Canada? What is either one of yes?
Canada is North America's race baby. So I'm just
Not North America is Canada in Mexico
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go is in Mexico. Maybe look it took off. Let's go see
Bro to be honest, but it's not to be bro. I graduated with a 1.3
One point fucking three
I saw where the guy so what if food didn't exist like what would you be doing?
if I have a son or
food
Well, what if what was never created like genuinely? What would you be doing? Yeah, Comcast?
Yeah, I was like, you know spectrum. Yeah, that's Comcast in Michigan. I was putting the internet
So y'all got a year in there problems. I can fix this
We actually don't have fiber
We're gonna know we just got fiber in our house. Oh
Yeah, I've been moved
We still don't have any internet or just call 18
But last year we just got it
That's gonna be us, bro.
Like we called AT&T in August of last year, they just did it a month ago.
Literally.
Well, that's actually so fucking terrible.
And we have to be business too, so you have to set up for business, not residential.
Because it would be more and more things.
Honestly, let's continue the tour.
Alright.
You got a wig though?
It's like...
You think you're gonna lie?
Fucking
That shit is ass, bro, ain't a lot make me run take this shit off
You got your granny your hella old
I
You do rainbow
Oh, yeah, there's no AC's, by the way.
Oh, fuck that.
Uh, just me right here.
This is our living room.
I don't know.
This is where meetings happen and shit.
Um, you know, there's actually where...
Oh, is this the TV that Silkie was on?
Huh?
I wrote a TV where y'all had that moon meeting,
and you talked about how y'all couldn't...
Oh, there's the bigger one.
Yeah, that was that?
Actually, that might be the one.
That's the one.
I didn't have my slides out on there.
It was a lot of fans.
It was a sad time, bro, for real, bro.
Why? I'll keep you all percentage now.
So it was a good job.
No, it was a sad time that we had to like...
A lot of memories were created.
Yeah, a lot of memories were created, bro.
You know, we had to just, uh, you know, depart and shit.
You know what I'm saying? My shoes?
No.
No, you're good.
I'm trying to see who's playing that. Who's playing that?
Alright, I brought my table with me.
No, you don't.
Yeah, Jason has actually sliced through a bullet before, but it's cut out.
Okay
You just had a friend to like put down me
Put down me to make him live though that was just so you literally
This is kind of fucking with me bro, I'm literally short of shit
How tall are you?
I'm gonna send you a build though, like, you know, build is like very odd, like.
I lost weight, bro.
How?
I lost, like, 50, 60 pounds.
But, like, how are you still here, then?
Where are you?
I didn't go and come back.
I should have told you.
I knew you were kidding me.
Oh, I can think about it in your bag.
Yeah, it's a new I guess why I scream, bro
This is the place in the house where you know I'm saying
It's me right here. Yeah. Oh
Oh, you know this PSG. It's us. So you saw her team. Oh
Oh, I don't know, I was just like, this shit's probably worth...
Who wants life?
I probably text my homie Tevlin, come here and grab that.
No, no, no, no, no, can't do that.
Wait, I might...
Um...
Oh, you got a naked nigga with a thingy!
No, that's Aaron Yeager, that's Attack on Titan.
What the fuck?
He's naked!
No, that's a Titan, bro.
Wait, that's a naked!
First of all, naked.
Not naked.
Um, no, it's a Titan.
It's like an enemy, so I'll be watching enemies.
It's just like, like, you know you got a boondocks?
Mm-hmm.
I got Attack on Titan.
Yeah, that is a wig that you know, it's a wig, but I wear it.
I'm saying if I would be brave that we have that, um, I don't know, I'm just finding out.
Oh, it's my words right here, bro.
No, we didn't get one because you know, I'm not in the white crowd yet.
Once I get into the white crowd, then I probably get one.
Oh, yeah, nah, I think this year bro.
But, Capaholics versus CORE, I think you got a good chance.
No, I really, I really honestly think, and this is no funny shit,
I don't think that core could beat
Capaulins in anything.
That's genuinely, you don't believe that shit.
100% believe it.
I'm talking about anything.
We play basketball, basically.
Probably soccer, that's what chocolate beat us in.
Volleyball, we beat Charlie,
we beat Nick as a volleyball man.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Boxing, anything.
I feel like we'd beat, we'd beat Charlie.
What the fuck would you be doing?
You're like a liability.
Nah, bro, I'm telling you like.
Are you athletic?
I am athletic.
I'm actually excited to play you when I just can't swim.
That's the only thing I can do.
I can teach you.
We can swim today.
I can't.
I didn't have a swim school when we were up.
You know I'm swimming perfectly.
I had a fun time.
You swim twice.
I had somebody privately.
I'm in the pool at my house.
I can't swim.
Can't even float.
I can teach you.
Rarely I floaties.
And I got spare clothes to swim.
I promise you.
So if I cost you the pool, you would just drop.
I can teach you, I can teach you, but hey, you're part of your favorite part of the house?
I'm in the kitchen, man.
Wait a minute, what is going on with these rooms?
Like, where the fuck is the beds at?
God, we're not there yet.
Okay.
Calm down.
All right.
This is, yeah, Hawaiian punch.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, hey, bro.
Come on, bro. It's not empty. We got beer, peep-offs, buzz-balls, rapes.
Y'all gonna be broke, bro. That was the truth.
You who?
We drinkin' a fuckin' chocolate milk.
Ripple? You can't crack your ripples.
What?
No.
Oh, I should never be with you.
I'm done off those, bro, because that's what we were working on.
Oh, right here. Right here.
Snack happening, bro.
Snacks have me, bro.
They just, come on.
Months.
What comes?
Yeah, I have no snacks, bro.
We had snacks, Lacey ate them all.
Take them.
Do you think Lacey is fat?
Yes.
The reason why you think Lacey is fat
is the reason why people know me
and think I'm fat, because they seen them.
They seen the fat.
Doug, Lacey's still fat and I'm sorry.
No, you're visually, when you look at Lacey,
you don't see how much he's changed.
took off his shirt it would I would be because it don't look like yo body appreciate
that but no lacy in fact no he's like bro you you are like honestly never see
shirtless cuz why do you when you have sex and you be as naked yes weird what I
I've never fucked ass naked.
Even if I get a six pack, you would never get it.
You fucked with a shirt?
Yes.
Like socks.
You fucked with a shirt on?
With socks.
Socks?
Traction.
So you, you're butt naked, but like ass down on naked
with socks on and a shirt,
who you fucked with a shirt on?
I swear to God, I've never been naked.
Like that's what I'm like, solid sex.
What are we doing?
I don't need to skate this game, nigga.
Meet to, meet to hold, nigga.
I don't care about no goddamn skate.
That is fucking crazy.
So what do you take off first?
You're telling me to be kissing again.
This is what you do, eat it.
Hey look, this is what you do.
No.
Yo, stop!
Yo.
And then they pause for a second,
you push slightly, move her away,
and take off your shirt.
Y'all can do that lame ass movie shit.
What are you talking about, bro?
That's lame, bro.
I wasn't lame, I can't make it.
I can't take your shirt to initiate sex,
that's your name.
Yo, what?
Straight, neat nigga.
Straight so you dick is out and your shirt is on bro. That's friction and I keep us and I keep a condom in my sock
You're not real because listen it rules the experience
You're not taking a shirt off. Look this was this what you do you kiss the girl?
Are you sure you want to do this? Listen
We can chill we can just find a movie the girl be like, I'm sure
And then you got to go all the way in here, open this up, get a collar, no, that bitch
with my sock.
You're not real.
I'm serious, she's not real.
You can show her you're a macho man.
But I don't use condoms.
You know?
Yeah, bro.
You're a white girl.
Let me teach you something.
I had 17 different STDs.
Bro, I drink out of the same cup as you at SU.
Look at him.
High school.
No.
What?
I drink out of the same cup of you at SU.
In high school?
In high school.
What the fuck?
Maybe 17 different.
Yeah, what?
That is disgusting.
You know what I mean?
I didn't even know there was that many.
In high school?
What the fuck?
That's your icon, bro!
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, you can't get it, you can't get it, you can't get it.
Yeah...
Close your reach.
Huh?
Yeah, I see that.
I see now game one though.
I had the game one, Berger.
Oh.
Click that.
You ain't telling me to click that, you should be doing a quick move.
Why did it?
Look at it!
Switch is on.
Oh!
Look at the new update.
Who knew?
When you say clip that, it clips for you.
It's not clips.
I swear.
Clip that.
You're just gonna be right there.
And then you say clip on up.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We're not gonna skip over it.
We got a 17.
We got an STD.
It's probably about a 17.
What?
When I was in high school, I was fucking like a mother fucker.
All right.
AGU.
What is that?
Uh, it's like, it's like, like, UTI for girls and UTI.
You're not a UTI.
I ain't even gonna hurt him a nigga in the UTI.
No, you can't, it's called UTI.
You probably got an UTI.
The only couple of times we got an UTI.
I ain't UTI.
I think it's under inch.
I got a rear.
You have got a rear, ain't you?
Trichomonas.
Trichomonas?
What the fuck is a trichomonas?
Trichomonas is the shit that you get with a P and a verb.
That's true. If you burn when you pee, that's true.
Love's up real. No, gonorrhea is what girls think
in liquid. Trinomotus is when you burn it.
Doug, it's just genuinely just...
What color is your penis?
Remember how proud I was?
Nah, man.
But what color is your penis?
I mean, why?
You think it's dark at my bottom?
I'm saying this because I don't understand.
I'm not allowed to be a black man saying cock.
That's crazy, though.
You literally need to be around some more niggas.
You know what I mean?
I would never say cock in my life.
Absolutely.
You know what I mean?
You said cock.
I never said cock.
You just said penis.
And I said Jason, I said, hey, I said, my camera man,
you're going to be a little late.
He got dreads in his head, so he had niggas.
So I'm going to have to wait up the block.
And I texted him, I know you're bragging and saying niggas.
You know what I mean?
That's not what I'm talking about.
I've had eight yet.
Oh my God.
It hurt me.
I've had eight yet.
You're my fucking girl from the chat.
Come on, bro.
You can't be talking about,
believe it, I'm just playing.
You're about 17.
How many bodies do you have?
Two.
There you go.
You know, you're pretty good.
It's over.
Ha ha ha.
You see that?
This is your man, not this man.
She's not even modded or VIP in your chat.
Come on, bro.
So like when he was sitting there flirting all about S.U.,
he unmoderated, took it so he could make it believable
to the girls he was flirting with.
That's not his girl.
Everything's inside shit.
He's inside shit.
Why you talking to him?
What you talking to me?
How you VIP?
Do you know what I mean?
Now you want to VIP or go out and have to stream with you.
All right, bye.
Bro, at least I claim my girl, bro.
Y'all don't claim your girls yet.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, let's go upstairs, bro.
And that's good?
Yeah, I think so, bro.
So, 17?
No, that's not like that.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, did they stay?
Seven days.
Oh, that's not bad.
Production.
You got mad, secondary.
How the fuck?
Like, what?
Like, just, this is just your production.
This is not just my production.
This boom was going to be nothing.
Because we don't have food pantries.
trees. So I turned into a problem.
They made you my beauty man. They made you the dead man.
They made you the dead man.
What are you fucking ahead? You're talking about only slowly so you can turn it to
nice. You twisted it. What's the code?
You fucking kidding me. You twisted it now. All the keys.
Shit for the run-up. No, no, no.
What's the code? It's too broad. I don't even know the code.
He'll be stealing shit.
Y'all had anybody guess?
Uh, yes, man. We had a whole party of you.
No, not a fucking sweatshop. It's not a fucking sweatshop.
We have to go! We have to go!
I'm going to castle go, but I'm sorry. I can do whatever I want to say.
So, can I click my tongue and is that bad?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Where I'm at, Mary?
Are you?
Oh yeah, I'll just wash right here to my pros.
What's up, man? I remember you.
You got that, you went to Turkey.
Yeah, he should actually work.
Yeah, I think she's coming.
He should actually work.
He's just thin as fuck.
He should, he should with his corn.
Yeah, I think I have the petite up here.
Wait, should I get up there and finish it?
I should never be.
I don't know, dick.
See, there's my problem, right?
No switch up, no Asian kids in here.
No, I'm sorry, I just, I just said you wanted me to run out of here.
How do you do that?
Yeah, look, bro.
Look, oh, my friend.
Get this on.
First thing.
Yeah.
One, two, three, four.
We got this whole little thing about this, nothing in here.
Bro, I just unpacked this bad shit.
We took all this shit to stream here some of the things yeah some of these come on boy. Yeah, man
I'm live adjacent right now. Yeah, we're here at the courthouse and we uh
He just showed me that he got his cousins and shit and nephews make a fucking video
Do you stream on YouTube too?
Nah, I don't, you know?
Alright.
Why don't you stream on YouTube?
I don't know, I think it's better than being in one platform.
But I might want to stream soon.
I don't know.
Why do you think it's better?
For all my viewers from one space.
But how about YouTube hit a different demographic?
So I never tried it, maybe I should try it.
I'm not gonna lie.
streamer you, I made more money on my live streams on YouTube than I did on Twitch.
Yes!
What about the music?
The music doesn't DMCA like your channel, it's strike your channel?
Yeah, but I got an editor that just looks at it, and he kind of like take your help.
How do you do that live though?
The vibe don't get really copyrighted if it's like six, seven hours long, that's a
lot to me.
Then when it's after the live you can just mute it.
What the fuck? Did he speed it? Just type in my chat!
Speed? What the fuck? Am I tripping?
Speed, talk to me!
What the fuck is ISO speed doing in this chat right now?
Oh my god, that's a... what? A favorite streamer?
What did he say?
ISO speed? Let's see what he said, bro.
Oh, he said... he said... he said...
You soft as fuck, stop talking.
What was that today?
You just say you soft as fuck, stop talking.
You talking to me?
What are you talking to?
You have to be talking to me.
You can't be talking to me.
You?
Brown like the stereotype you put on
Yo, I'm
Yes, the thing that looks like a trash bin maybe
No, we do
Did you get some access to your new?
No, I didn't get access to your new.
I didn't cut streams at all.
I'm just reading all the tools you've sent in.
Me and you too.
I'm going for $80.
Oh, I see.
What's he eatin'?
What's the problem?
Damn it, bro.
I see you perform at the World Cup, man.
Congrats.
You can't even get to that.
I can't show love.
That's what we...
No, I know.
It's smoke over.
Uh, this is a laundry? No, this is a thing.
How you doing?
Uh, she's trying to do her job right now, so...
How much is that?
How much is it?
Uh, I don't know.
Uh-huh.
Like, how do y'all pay our bills?
Uh, I just give them my card and they...
Let's say, like, how do y'all pay this?
How do y'all do it?
We split it.
But, like, how?
You want to get all the back things and come out y'all shit?
No, every month we send it in.
Let's send it wire.
This right here is, uh...
What the fuck is you sure I don't give a fuck about this little ass shit?
It's just, I'll give you a house tour.
Fuck that little ass class.
I'll give you a house tour of everything.
Okay, elevated?
Yeah, it doesn't work, it's perfect.
Yeah.
See, it works.
It's not appropriate.
Is Lacey's room in there?
He's live.
Oh, this is big.
I mean, I'm sure he's with mine, right?
This is Lacey's room.
Lacey's bedroom.
Oh.
Come on in, bro.
Fuck it.
I mean, it's always wide open, right?
He's nice and cool, isn't he?
He's got a dog?
Yeah, he's got a Coco, that ugly fucking dog.
What's up?
Him and Darla be in here.
Smart dog, yeah.
What a nice dog.
That's cool.
Yeah, why don't I have some of those toys in here?
You talking about the figurines?
Yeah.
I used to see a dash for them.
Let's pull those.
Pull those.
Alright, alright.
Pull them in there.
I don't know.
That's what your feet saw bro.
Oh, there's Lacey here right here.
Hey Lacey!
Yeah?
Uh, give him double house chores.
No!
Yo, why did you ignore my phone call?
I called you.
I called you?
I called you.
Wait, I called you and you're not disturbing me.
What did you do here?
Keep it out of my ass.
Uh, downstairs.
Yeah.
Wait, did you bring that with a brick?
I got on your head deck.
Oh, you just gave me one of those cousin's things.
What are we doing today, y'all?
Oh, we got a live shit planned.
Live shit.
Well, why is your doing a 20 to 21, bro?
I ain't doing a 20 to 21, yes.
Well, let me say this, bro.
You, after I've seen you, can I say it a couple of times,
but after I've seen you, like, the reason,
because they do the same thing to me,
the reason why people call me fat
is because they got time to relate.
No, no, no, no, let me talk, let me talk.
The reason why people call you fat
is because they're looking at the past, Lacey.
If you would have blown up, not blown up, not blown up,
if you would have blown up at this weight,
they would have been saying nothing.
You know, they were going, so I would have blown up
with my current body and current face,
what would people say about me?
Nope, they call me sexy.
Yeah, they say you look like Maca-Born, that's it.
Slim Shady.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, y'all are still obese.
No, it's because you're not.
No, I'm not obese anymore.
You're not allowed to use it.
So you go to the doctor.
All my BMI's are at least a little bit.
What is it?
I have a 27.5 BMI.
There's no shots.
It's overweight.
You know what I used to have?
42.
Yeah, that's good.
So you're overweight.
What about you?
My BMI is just 30.1.
No, but the thing is, me and you,
we carry our weight very well.
Like, our weight is distributed.
I mean, you have no face fat, which is kind of crazy.
It's pretty good.
That's called red eye.
I don't have any face fat.
Yeah, I can see your dimples.
Yeah, you don't really have to face that.
At least I'm not a crazy guy.
No, no pause.
A lot of my fats in my ass.
Like actually, I have a fat ass.
I have no ass.
So if, like, no.
Let me ask my girl if she came out today.
What?
Can you say what?
Can I show it?
Your ass?
If you can show your ass?
I have a fat butt. Look at this. They drink it soon.
Oh, God, yeah, yeah. I don't condone that.
Uh...
Yeah, so, uh...
My, uh...
So, all my shit just...
I'm flustered.
Yeah, all my shit went here.
No, no, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure.
No, but like, we don't look fat.
Exactly.
They say that because they know the...
They don't... They can't vision this part of you, yeah.
This one's like coke today.
It's not.
Like my mom, when my mom see me, she's like,
oh shit, you look good.
Yeah.
My mother though.
Because my mom sees the new me,
y'all still just see it late.
You know how last year,
like before you started boxing and shaving,
working out used to be like a little,
like a petite little fucking weed.
Right?
Like any, like a year ago,
anybody thinks that Jason the weed is like,
oh, I could beat the fuck out of that little litter.
Right?
People still see you as that,
because that's how you used to be.
Even if that's not the case,
people still think, oh Jason, I could curb-stop him.
Hell no, hell no, I started my streams straight hard eyes.
Never would have happened a year ago,
but you know why?
Because I actually put in an effort into the gym
unlike somebody, but unlike Poole, but yeah.
No, I literally, I worked out today.
You don't even enjoy it.
No, you didn't.
I wanna enjoy my life.
I enjoyed the gym, I went yesterday.
Exactly, I wanna enjoy my life too.
So an hour after they did this,
to do on a Stairmaster.
Yeah, that's your nice question.
How come you took two months off the gym
if you enjoyed it?
Two months off the gym?
Yeah, there was like a bunch of guys traveling.
Okay, but you enjoy it so much.
You take time out of school, you enjoy that shit.
So if you enjoy the gym, so much.
Why don't you try to do it?
Because my job has priority over the gym.
Nobody enjoys the gym.
People lie and say they enjoy the gym.
Yeah, you're a bot.
That's all you do with string.
You're a cabinet for a love-produced cab.
Me, I can sit here and sing.
I'm mad, I wanna lie.
I don't like the gym.
Your body, your body is a temple.
You got to treat it well.
All right, you got to work out.
I get that to an extent.
But let's say you eat broccoli, rice, and chicken
every day, three times.
You lose weight, then.
You lose weight.
But then you'll go outside and you hit by a train.
What?
You get up to it?
What are you?
Good guy.
He's right.
Like, Steve Jobs died at 50.
The personal 600-pound life is 81.
Brother.
No, no.
Yes, you could.
Imagine you get a horrible way to eat.
Imagine you ate salad forever.
I don't know what it is, and then you get hit by a train.
Exactly.
Brother, you didn't enjoy life, right?
OK, but then.
I ate a KDI combo yesterday, and I don't think so.
Hopefully, it's on 80.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
But eating good and working out makes you feel good.
You know most traffic, you know, makes me hurt.
But you know people that run, what do they call them?
What's the runners?
Like, no, the track stars.
Track stars?
They die average at 40.
That's usually making sure.
People got run a lot.
People don't run, die at 40.
It's not a real statistic.
Because that work out was just...
Hey, you heard some more recently?
No.
I have a theory. All of a sudden there's some paradigm.
It's called silence.
Parasite.
I guess the flu hasn't happened.
No, the flu is something that's been caused by silence for tens and hundreds of years.
of years. People are just now fighting out at salads that cause it. Lettuce is not good for you.
Yeah. Never heard of no parasites. You know, you know, it's crazy. You know, tomatoes had,
the reason why tomatoes is considered a vegetable and not a fruit, because they were trying to tax,
put fruit taxes on tomatoes. So they said, let's do it with a vegetable. So it could be cheaper.
I think I'm gaining weight. It's ready. I'm saying, bro, it's ready. So it's the disorder not eaten.
What the fuck are you not eating for?
You can still eat, but just don't eat fucking death bullshit.
Why?
Because that's-
Okay, so just let me ask you a question.
If you took a knife right now,
and you stabbed yourself in the arm,
you wouldn't do that, right?
Because it would hurt.
So why do you go to the gym when it hurts the next day?
All right, but I might lose you, man.
Real question, dude.
Why do you go to the gym when it hurts the next day?
It's completely, I'm like arguing with them all, bro.
Stop texting your girl, yes, you just don't want your ass.
They're saying that these tomatoes are free.
Yeah, tomatoes are free.
Yeah, because they have seeds.
Yeah, seeds.
That's a good question.
I'm just going to see if I can let you.
We'll be downstairs.
So you are on the 20V1 for the other person's on the 20V1?
Nick's on the 20V1.
I'm in his ear telling him what to say.
Do you have capabilities?
What do you mean?
To say shit like that?
Well, no, no, no, I try to sabotage him.
What?
Yeah, I'm not open.
So if you're in his ear, he can just take the earbud out.
No, that's against my rules.
My shut up, my rules.
Oh, yes, OK.
You should get him banned for seven days.
I could get him banned.
I could do whatever I want.
I could make him some crazy shit.
You should get him banned for seven days.
Pepper's a fruit?
Yes, pepper's also a fruit.
Any place where the seed is considered a fruit, y'all.
All right, listen.
Y'all ever see candy canes as a whole?
It's a fruit.
YouTube, I'm looking at y'all.
YouTube, y'all, I'm looking at y'all.
Y'all, send some super chats for Jason to give y'all a special message.
Y'all, shoot, this is your work.
This is your work, then, Jason.
It's the most fun.
It's the most passionate work.
Don't show the corner, OK?
This is probably that corner, don't show it.
Don't show the corner.
I don't want to see that shoot.
Don't show that.
Well, nice and clean, you know what I'm saying?
What's on my shoes?
Did that happen when I walked in the room?
What?
That.
No, that's his soundboard or some shit.
You know, it's my shoe collection.
Listen.
Put this on.
Can I dress you real quick?
I mean, I have.
You do?
Well, it's not a thing.
God, it's just...
Damn, bro.
What are you talking about, an assless bed?
Oh, you are tough.
What seat was you in when you was coming back from Arkansas?
I was just back at a plane.
There's something in the back.
No, I'm not going to lie.
Arkansas was the worst state out of the country.
Never going back.
That was 105 degrees to be in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Yeah, no.
Yee!
Uh-huh.
Yee!
Let me get you a hat and some glass.
Here, what do you say to him?
Get fucking off with what he says.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'm gonna put this on.
Oh yeah, you are.
I'm gonna put this on.
You wanna see it with a hat?
Yeah.
Ooh.
You're different, you're different, you're different, bro, you're different, bro.
This outfit literally makes me feel gay, this is gay ass outfit, I mean, I allow you to
go out with them secret parties, this is what you put on to make me feel gay.
Sassy Santana?
Who's that?
You don't know Sassy Santana.
I mean, he is our driver.
I mean, he's carrying us for the rest of the day.
I'm sure he will.
He's the facey.
He's the...
What kind of vacuum is this?
It's a...
You gotta pull it from the heart, big bro.
It's Rick.
Ah, I should have fucked up my shoulder, though.
What size are you wearing?
42?
32.
Size 9.
It's a 42 bro.
It's a money up bro.
The facts up.
How much money did you make during the stream here?
I don't know. I didn't check mine.
Me? No you didn't.
No, I'm gonna check soon.
Man, I said me during my show.
What is that?
500k for a piece of junk.
I don't know, let me close that.
It's hot in the hell.
Did that jump out and scare me?
No, no, no, no, no.
My dad's been there about 18 years ago.
I'm glad you're here.
Um, yeah, yeah.
So that is Martin Lacey, the new citizen.
Yep, yeah, Ron.
Ron, let's watch him.
So he had a bottle.
Wow!
Oh, shit!
Go on!
I'm here pretty early, right?
Uh, I'm here for, uh, yeah, 20 months.
Oh, you're already linking with your girls?
That's my assistant.
Oh, fuck.
Who's your assistant?
Jason, is he a dog?
How you doing?
He's my man.
Oh, yeah.
He's called a lot of girls.
Lot of girls.
Oh, I'm gonna send you a call right now.
What do you guys want to do?
Uh, just send my dad to a house tour.
Oh, nice.
He's doing the core for the day.
Oh, really?
Congratulations.
See you.
What should we do?
CCC.
What should we do like CCC?
What should we do like a little thing?
Yeah, we should see if you can't get it.
Alright.
CCC.
Cover.
Cat.
Cobra.
So, we'll come back.
Can I get the...
Oh, this is my...
Oh, this is not CCC.
I don't know if that was CCC.
What's CCC?
This is your favorite part of the house.
I have to check.
I don't know if that's CCC.
What about the gym?
CCC?
I mean that's it, it's all about that.
Fuck, I mean that's it, it's all about me.
They're not even broke, they got wins.
It's all about me being broke.
It's not even gym in there.
It's all about a full of gentlemen miles.
Bro, my house got a full of gentlemen.
I ain't okay, bro.
It's not a competition, we got a gym too.
Yeah, that was a motion.
This is it.
Y'all wasted this room.
We got Kedavar, they were working on it still.
Seekin' a ball, dumbbells, the abroller.
Do you do the abrollers?
Nah, I can't.
I can't do that.
Aw, man.
Alright.
True.
Aw.
That's all I'm doing.
Yes, house cat?
I mean, this is not, not a guest house.
Yeah, we got a guest house is where Drew, all the cameramen live.
They live there.
They live there, yeah.
Ah, man, who's the house cat?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Ah, man, what's the outside?
Man.
No, I'm a two-man, three-a.
I'll keep you in my own bag, I got it back,
so long of the video in the morning,
oh yeah, long of the video in the morning, of course, bro.
Ah, man, you sure you want to learn how to swim, Dad?
Hard to say.
Well, when you come to the Capitol,
it's clear the video on the day right now.
You dead ass.
Up the dial.
I thought your house was bigger.
It's cool.
It's the backyard.
Wait, come to the guest house.
Let me introduce you to the guest house.
What do you do?
Yep, just give him a house tour.
How you doing?
Can we come and give a house tour?
Why don't you see the ISO?
You know, yeah
So baby watching Lacey
Yo, ladies
I
Where everybody what do you goon to me goons to baddy love
Triple X Twitter my number one
Yeah
Jason do to
Oh, yeah, oh like you said water like there's something to see you click that you click that
things over over okay you know you know he's you know I'm done y'all like
elite gooners the pH that shit fell off pH is literally a fall off we back
off yeah crazy like who wants to start with a head no I want to see straight
action wow y'all are elite gooners bro hey bro you need to start watching
I
Watch
Which you never watch I'm always
Don't start with Dragon Ball start with Dragon Ball Z
Now don't go back to Dragon Ball
I don't care how old it is though.
No, Dragon Ball is his ass.
It's Goku as a kid.
He has ass, beat Piccolo as the main villain.
Dragon Ball Z, Piccolo is like his friend.
I only watched the fight scenes in Dragon Ball.
Is that crazy?
Yeah, you're gonna get it.
And watch it with...
I forgot what you called it, but it's like the fighting scenes,
they're charging up like five minutes.
Yeah.
And you can like find versions that they don't do that.
I just finished something.
It was fine.
It was a lot better.
Hey, how's it feel?
It feels better than well.
Oh yeah, the AC, yeah.
But uh, yeah, uh, that's, I like that.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
All right, yo.
All right.
See, I'm gonna get, we should have our set.
Cameraman, Dale, Pete.
I'm gonna eat.
Yo, any waters or food or anything?
Nope.
I don't want to eat.
No?
It's like fucking 3 p.m.
God.
God, damn!
Woo, for the next match.
I don't know yet. A couple months, bro.
I got a train.
The pool, you don't want to die in a pool?
No.
Oh, yeah, I can't swim.
You got the ISO YGG?
Yes, sir.
Good to see you, YGG.
What's your camera?
You know, just a little farewell, bro.
The theater and the basic audience will show you my theater.
We'll be in the basement later.
Chad, who has better?
Pull up and follow Chad.
Who has better?
Chad, how is it?
Or yourself?
These might seem to get freaky.
Who has better, Chad?
This is where the shit gets freaky.
I'll be right back.
There's a battle.
Get away from the fire.
Woo!
Yeah, right here.
The girl threw up in here one time.
It's part of the highlight of this theater.
It was doing what?
It was a party.
It was doing what?
Just drinking.
I was wondering if you were doing something else.
Hahaha.
She hasn't thought up on this dick, you know what I mean?
Wow.
Lose your breath, bitch.
You had a girl throw up on your penis before?
She ain't doing it right.
Eww. Bro, that's fucking disgusting.
That's the term you want?
Nah. I just asked to have it.
You're gonna give you a break, so we all have sex as long as you know what I mean?
No, no, no, I feel like I would go suck up people, right?
I mean, you know, bust is fast.
No, I feel like I would just be completely turned up, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what if you just started yacking on your plate?
I would just go fool talk, man.
You guys, you experienced that before?
Multiple times?
Yeah.
How was Wu Wap conceived?
What's that?
No, I'm saying what position?
From the back?
Wow.
Is it fact shot, baby?
I did a poll where I said,
Vote for the Core House to Cap on.
I got three, we had three under one vote.
See, I got seven.
Seven under one is the best.
That's funny, bro.
Oh, shit, I forgot to get Wu Wap's gifts.
I'll get one later, bro.
What do you remind me of?
Wait, can you grab a book?
It's in my room on the desk.
Oh, here? Yeah.
Here, these are the books.
Yeah, she's like, where is it?
Is that what you said? Don't turn it on?
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, whoa! Can you get a...
Oh, who wants gifts real quick?
It's upstairs. I forgot to get it.
Should we garage the whole thing on it?
You want to see it? Come here, bro. This way.
After, let's go get fits and then go home and then fire.
Let's go get fits.
Hello ladies. What's going on young? This is your, this is your flight date right here.
This is your flight date, what do you think of it? Why, why, why, why?
You know what I mean?
Um...
You know what I mean?
I should have worked on this.
I don't know.
Hey.
Talk to me.
You're talking milk and strawberry.
Oh boy.
Hey.
Wait, what the fuck is strawberry?
Huh?
brown rice not white when I'm in Chipotle and food.
Mexicans?
I don't know, white, I didn't, white.
When we was white rice coming, uh, at Chipotle,
if you feel what I'm saying?
When I got notebook paper, right?
I used notebook paper.
I died.
Brown died.
So brown?
No, listen.
I understand.
If it's white, I mean, I, if it's, I agree.
I agree.
Yeah, so, you know, I, uh,
Uh, for y'all little goonin' thing, got a blurt out the face?
Alright.
So I'll see you when I see you.
White ladies, okay?
Not what I...
The reason why, all of them look like women.
Oh, oh, that's what I got for RooWop.
You know, something calm but got a Fortnite and Robolize gift card.
It's $100 each.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Wait, come upstairs.
No white...
Michael Bridges, appreciate that five subs.
Michael fucking Bridges literature?
Fucking Bridges literature?
I know that.
Yes, NBA player.
Really, that's some NBA player?
Yes, my friend.
He's an NBA champion.
You're an NBA champion in my name?
You won on the Knicks this year.
No.
Are you a movie?
What?
I got you some gifts bro, you know, I know you couldn't come today but hey, hopefully
That gives us to you. Yeah, I've got some support for now and Roblox, bro. We got a place on time
You supposed to go a string where he's supposed to be he's supposed to be your dad 24 hours, but we're respectable. Oh, yeah, let me be his dad for a day
All right, I will walk
Of course, dude
That was the house tour, huh?
That ass?
Oh!
Thank you!
Thank you, dude!
Oh my God!
Thank you so much, bro!
Oh my God!
What are you doing?
We got a really heavy base.
You want to go get your base?
Yeah!
We got a really heavy base.
We've got a really bad news.
You want to go get your fix?
Where's Cup is that?
I've never been to any of our restaurants.
So we got Lacey's a 1 of 40 sacred truck.
Alright?
1 of 40.
What if it's a custom?
It's not a fucking 1 of 40.
No shit, 1 of 40 is not.
It's literally a custom.
It's 1 of 40.
It's not 1 of 40.
It's not.
It's 1 of 40 bro.
That's what Lacey told me, he's lying.
He's gonna put a rabbit's tail on me.
Like, he's lying.
No, no, no, no, he's not lying.
All right, Lacey's other vehicle, soft top.
Not the biggest thing, but it's hard.
It's cool.
That's my prize car, what was it?
Random car, I'm being honest,
there's like 30 different cars here, I don't even know.
But it's shit, y'all fleet is ass.
What the fuck are you talking,
our fleet isn't fully here.
Look, you know what that is?
Yeah.
You know what the fuck that is?
Yeah, nigga.
I'm waiting on my eyes. I'm supposed to be back when I got the streamer and then back.
What color though? Two tone?
It's two tone, but I'm gonna do it white.
Who white?
Yep.
What do you mean by my make back?
No, I won't one.
White fucking Cybertruck.
That's why I put paint on my shithead.
This is disgusting.
I don't know.
I thought it was a good idea to get a white Cybertruck.
Let's just take out like a sore thumb.
It's cool.
It's better than that shit.
My Maybach?
No, that Cybertruck.
No, no, no.
At least this is pretty cool.
And then Ron's cars.
You know, you got the DG3RS, and then you
got the Lamborghini Urus, but it's not here.
There we got a repo.
Yeah.
You ever been in a Maybach?
Yes, bro.
My brother had one like three and a half years ago.
Where does a good place get shot with an arrow, man?
If I was, like, I would shoot one of you niggas with arrows.
Now, why would anyone think to do that?
Bro, look how high it is.
Like, I would be up there with arrow just like,
skrr skrr skrr.
So you should be okay.
We're not in a movie.
Bro, niggas really gets shot with arrow.
Yeah, yeah, so playing them fucking thot.
What, like an arrow?
All right, bro.
Should we head out?
Yeah.
Who gonna drive?
You wanna drive my Maybach?
No.
I'll hop in the back seat.
Who gonna drive?
I'm trying.
I'll tell my man.
But you're never going to put the arrow first, like, let it air out?
No, but it's it instantly turn on.
Oh, it's coming.
Oh!
Oh, my.
Holy fucking shit, it's hot.
Honestly, WebG, when you come in, make sure you take the backpack off.
Oh, take it off?
You can adjust the seat.
Also keep an eye on the battery.
Okay.
Just in case.
Woo!
See how it's clocked.
Everybody good?
Yup.
Everybody good?
What do you eat it?
Can I get one?
All right, bro, so we got to get matching fits now. You got the George
The radio
The Android
We're going to the mall
But I don't know
This mall kind of ass bro, that's why I'm like I don't know if we could even go
No, it's not about once a year
Who put it on?
I don't know.
That's all you have to say.
I bet no, no, no, seriously.
Because you are made of many fits, and I genuinely want to up my fashion skills, and I feel like
I can learn a lot from you.
Oh, fuck.
I need a...
I need some tweezers too.
All right.
R&B.
All pop.
He's not Asiawashed.
What?
He's not Asiawashed.
I'm not Asiawashed.
No, I actually grew up with Mexicans in Blackpool.
Like, that was my main, uh, my friend's friend.
My best friend was, uh, Black.
Then I left him.
And now I like to.
You said your main, your best friend was Black?
Yeah.
Not American?
Yeah.
Black is American.
What about you? How was it like in a honey egg?
Bro, I've only known black people since I was 26.
You had no Asian friends?
Nope. We had malls in Michigan.
What?
Malls.
So, wait, do you have any Asian friends besides me?
I'm Chino. I'm only Chino.
Why not Chino?
He's Filipino.
That's Asian.
Have you ever ate any type of Asian foods besides Chinese?
I've been to Japan, and that should have passed.
No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Japan was asked.
No, I'm just terrible.
You're at your goddamn loss.
All I ate was 7-eleven.
Oh, that's exactly why would you do that?
Because everything else is nasty.
That's fucking sweet.
But no, it was soft.
Deb, you need to eat the sushi.
I did, it was soft.
Yes, it's like that's good.
America makes the best food.
You're closed-minded, Deb.
I'm American.
So you love America?
Yep.
No way you thought Japan was ass.
Japan's like heaven. I actually go in a couple days.
Why? You should take your girl to this place called Hakone.
I'm going with my son.
That's what you want to go for this summer.
That's sweet. Hey, you're a good father, Doug.
Let me ask you this one.
He about to say some bullshit. What's up, bro?
Let's say you fuck a random girl.
I have.
And...
As streamer games, right?
Streamer games?
You going to that streamer games?
Yes, I'm going to streamer games, yeah.
So you fuck a random ass girl.
You off the 1942.
Shit getting wicked, right?
Right?
Okay, I'm listening.
And she into a pregnant.
Right?
No.
What is this?
Okay.
What do you do?
Fuck you mean what do I do?
fuck you mean with what i do is take responsibilities i have to be i have to
i have to become a fucking fucking father hey you wouldn't like make her like you know what i mean
no bro i would just i would i have to swallow the pill figuratively and be the father that stepped up
you wouldn't uh get her out of here what the fuck no bro i'd be the father that stepped i'd be like you
You got enough money, bro. You're out of here.
It's a kill whore?
Yeah, bro.
No! Why not?
Because, bro, that baby could be a prodigy, from God knows.
Like, could be a NBA player, could be a, could be a, uh, uh,
NFL player, could be a soccer player, could be, uh, like,
that baby could grow up to be fucking, to solve cancer.
You never know.
All right, I just wanted to see what the NBA was like.
Well, all right, let me put it like this.
say what do you do in this situation
you're at uh...
uh... go ahead
you have a dream
yeah buddy
two things first of all
are you in your car or are you in heaven second of all we can't hear shit
i need you to pull over the car and fix my second monitor content please bro
oh my god
i get it it's his first day you know but
Don't it's not it's not disrespecting though. He just needs to like usually just help him bro. All right. Yeah, and then we're good
Yeah, I learned it. I just couldn't see Doug earlier, but now you pulled out now
I can so Doug was just like black. He was literally like a shadow
No, but now he's good
Is I know because I know it could be stressful
I know why he didn't want to interrupt you know the conversation, but I know he was sitting there definitely trying to figure it out
I know he was but so I just had to
You know how to find that even ground for y'all right there so we can make sure that we can continue
Thank you ladies. Thank you bro. Thank you bro. Okay. I'll see you guys. You're welcome, bro
Oh, sorry about that. You were talking about like STDs or like fucking a girl and getting her pregnant
No, no, I was saying this
How do you?
Right
Are you bisexual?
Do I look bisexual? I mean, I don't mean bisexual as a look. I'm not I'm not bisexual. Say you in the club
Chillin' at the bar, 1942 shot, so Zuko on your mind.
Kazuki, what's that?
What's that called?
Uh, soju.
Soju, in the drink.
Drunk as fuck.
Drunk.
Gay nigga come, shakin' it.
Rump on your body.
I feel like that happened at Swimmer U.
How do you stop that?
I'm talking about he's twerking.
Ass cheeks all over you.
How do you stop that?
I feel like I would not stop, bro.
Huh?
I would enjoy the moment, but it's not gay.
It's not gay to get twerked up, I do.
I feel like, bro, it's only gay if you're not comfortable with your sexual identity.
That's right.
When we go in the mall and they just get twerked, it's okay.
It depends on the situation.
What's the situation?
If you're getting twerked on and you didn't know who's the guy, it's not gay.
I feel like I have a situation that was kind of like that at Streamer University, and I'm sure you've experienced something like that.
What did that happen at Streamer University?
At the party!
Wait, they were twerking?
Yes, they were shaking butt.
On people?
Yes.
Oh wow.
Yes, a lot of twerking was going on.
What was your favorite moment at Streamer University?
It was meeting you guys.
For real?
Meeting you guys.
Seriously?
favorite moment? Yeah. I had two. This one was when I met you a stream of you, and
then at five o'clock in the morning my brother was from the fire's camera man, and we was
laughing about it. That was funny. Hey, that's... That's... Wait, why does he get a fire? Wait,
everybody fire the camera man. My brother camera man was terrible. Like, when somebody's
having a conversation, he wouldn't do it. My brother won't hand it to me. Oh, he just sold out, huh.
What my favorite moments was me and you two double?
What was your second?
My second, probably getting put in handcuffs by the deans and that.
Constant opportunity?
Yeah, I got put in handcuffs by a fan of the dean.
I was in the crowd at the moment.
How did that feel?
I would feel good, bro.
Got manhandled a little bit. It's not grabbing on my hair, but it was fine
What's the freakiest shit you ever did
So I haven't been a freak for a long time I should have basic sex basic sex
My girl we get kind of free
You ever been peed on nope
Um, but I like I like you guys a lot. No Wow
really
No for you. Oh you eat ass for real
Her ass yeah, but I'm drunk. Okay. You see that did like choosing the shower, right?
She's in the shower cool, and I walked in and I'm getting
Washing shower. I was fully closed
I got a like a walk in the shower.
No you didn't.
Yeah.
You walked in fully clothed and started cracking cheeks?
No, no.
She was like, I moved her body towards the door of the shower.
Wow.
When you had full clothes on in the shower getting wet?
Yeah.
Does your skull cap stay under in sex?
No.
Really?
You can't see the top of my hand while I'm having a selfie.
Yes.
The girls either bent over or laying down while we're on top.
I feel like you're like a starfish, bro.
That's good.
You like getting fucked like the girls do a lot of work.
Nah.
Nah, I would say that's the freakiest thing that I've ever seen.
No?
Yeah, that's probably the best.
the freakiest it I've ever been was um
I'm not really that much of a freak bro
cuz he's 22 bro once you get 26 30 shoot all that shit you thought was nasty
one thing I would never do though is I've never I would never have period
sex that's disgusting that ass I can't play but your source supposed to give
Hey, you see this place right here?
Right here?
Furniture in life?
So they're getting all my furniture for free?
It is?
What a guy.
If you go in there, they'll literally give you everything for free.
I feel like it's cat, bro.
Bro, I swear to god.
Why the fuck are they giving dub free furniture?
What is that benefit for them?
Promo, bro.
I appreciate that, sir.
I see.
Which dub viewer is buying furniture?
How old is your demographic?
18, 24.
How was yours?
Um...
Chon chon?
What?
The fuck you just...
That's not even age right?
No buddy, so believe it or not
Most of my viewers are Mexican
And it goes Asians and it goes black
And it goes white
Most of mine is black and Mexican too
Of my biggest demographics in the world
I got a lot of Filipino people in my chat too
They're over on time to you.
They can relieve you.
They can, but they have not Filipino, bro.
We got the same order to you.
Don't fuck with that.
We use WeTransfer or WeTheBus app.
I don't use any of that. I use iMessage.
Why do you communicate with your people?
I use iMessage to help my family.
What the fuck do you use?
Y'all American, bro.
I don't know how many times I've got a beard to make that.
Duh.
They'll be close by my career, too.
That's not far away.
My parents used my message.
You gotta meet my family, bro.
I think they would love you.
But we're in a nine minutes away from the camp.
We're not close.
Yep.
Around?
Yeah.
From your crew?
From here.
Where we are in?
That's crazy.
It's right up there.
What's up, Bob?
Do y'all own that house?
The house? The cap house?
Yeah.
We paid it off for a year, and now we're trying to get somebody else to pay for it.
Me, Miles?
Yeah.
They look like it, but...
We come in with job.
Huh?
We come in with job, uh...
No, no, bro. You always have a room at the courthouse.
Seriously, man.
Do we love, Phil?
You know how I don't overeat? I've never overeat before.
Scat. Ever. Scat.
Literally. Scat.
Let me look at your most used apps.
How do you look at that?
Oh, your settings.
I guess dub is not door dashing? How the fuck do you get so big?
How do you look at that? Seriously?
Go to your settings and go to App Usage.
Look at all those stuff they call App Usage.
Yes there is.
Look at those guys just put it.
Yes there is.
There used to be a place to turn the AC on.
Look at this, this mall has everything.
That's where I shop at.
The one right here?
Yeah, but it just depends on...
Topain?
Yeah, but we can't go in stores with bees.
Okay, we have to be in the story with this shit. Oh, yeah, and why did you go we got the joy rate? You don't got a phone
You have my ingest or no, no, what is it? I can't add it real quick
There's text the people are you doing a lot of real?
Well, yeah, I got all pride
What what is happening? What is happening?
That's everything good everything good
What happened AC sounds like a fucking ocean?
60 added a noise suppression, I'm pretty sure I don't know
Here I'm gonna add you to a group chat with my people
And they're gonna add they're gonna get your ingest yo
So when you started streaming, because I thought you just did muckbangs
I started streaming to June really consistently last year. I used to always be on Twitch to do my
reactions and then to take series is like June the last year. Do you do a lot of IRLs? No.
Oh, so you're out of your comfort zone.
No, I mean, I do IRLs.
I just don't like it.
You guys be at home?
I don't stream at home.
When's the last time you had sex?
Yesterday.
The last time you had sex?
Me?
I don't have sex.
I'm sort of big.
Hey, show me your exes when you're done.
My what?
Your exes.
No, no, no.
Was the ex was one of the girls that
The one of the girls that s you that was one of your ex
No, what the fuck are you talking about?
Hell nah, that's the nails girlfriend. No, she's freaky fuck. She's like a nail the streamer
That's no ex. No, I'm not my ex. Why am I?
He's a girl that was really like obsessing me, but then she became tame and we went to that's you and we met up
No, I'm a
I've only had, I've only had uh, two exes.
Don't worry, don't worry about it bro.
Don't worry about it dub.
That's just the ex chat, GPD.
Yo, what's up bro?
You love AI, you love using AI, your poster was AI, you love using that shit.
Hey Jack
And with Jason the wind my agency
No, I'm just trying to figure out do you know any of his exes
Nice
Hey, hey, cut it, bruh.
Cut it, bruh.
Oh my god, you're going to activate my chat.
Look, she just said it.
She just said it, little.
I heard it.
That's what you just said.
I heard it.
The one with shizuku.
Yo, I heard it, bruh.
Stop.
She said it was never confirmed.
No, bruh.
Never did it.
That was straight content, bruh.
I didn't even fucking.
Yeah, Jason is mad about that.
No, bruh.
Sounds like that one gets under his skin.
Yo, who the fuck is this?
Oh, I just wanted to know the information,
because I don't really know Jason.
You know, he's Asian and shit and stuff.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
You went the wrong way.
What the fuck?
You, you, you just go somewhere.
Fuck him.
No, no, look.
No, you, you was acting like you were turning and you did.
Oh my God, went to Rome all.
Oh, and everything I left went to Rome all.
Really?
Is it right now?
Yeah, it's right now.
Oh, shit.
You parked regular
What a paper bath bro, we're not gonna be here that long
Yes, it's 20 bucks. So that's why we gotta save 20 bucks
If there if there's parking, but it doesn't seem like this part you seen parking
Like i'm just about like
Right he's parking the seated out of the player they go on the other side this way
On the right on the right or the left? I don't know my left from right this way. Which is which way I can't see. Oh, okay
You don't know your right from left
What do you do?
Yeah, what the fuck do you do?
How do you not know how how are you even able how do you know I've come come out smarter than you?
That's why you smart because I'm tired
I'll bounce down here
I think we should be good at going with cameras, bro.
No, they'd be good.
It's just like, those are like, Malenciaga and shit.
They'd be tripping.
Why are you fucking?
Help me, bro.
Help me, darling.
Help me.
Oh, you can't see.
Little eyes.
OK.
Ah, you can't see.
I can see clearly, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Can you see that little kid right there?
Yes, I see the little kid.
OK, you can't see.
Wait till I get my hands on whoop-op, bro.
You're about me and Blitz on what happened?
Bills up?
Fuck havin' bills up.
I have poured some sauce on him and he had an allergic reaction.
Who was you?
What the hell?
Yo!
You went to the hospital?
Yeah!
That was you! That's crazy!
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
I didn't think it was regular sauce.
I'm...
I met him the night of off-screen,
and he was crying, bro.
Yeah, nigga, I...
He came into the restroom
With three bags of ice
Just go pay the 20 I'm paying
I got it. Oh, I got it
No, no that way that way this way where you can't get nice you can look
This exit only broke
Fuck.
He's just going there, there he is.
He's just going there.
Fuck you, bro.
Drop it in the way back here.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, man.
You good?
I feel like it's a bad idea.
That's a pretty good idea.
I might have hit something.
What the?
I might have hit something.
What last time you hit something?
Uh, not too long.
Like, do girls DM you?
Or you DM them?
How do you, how do you meet bitches?
I mean, bro.
I don't know.
I'm not on that right now, bro.
But like DMs, though, they are flooded.
I came here 25 now
Ever since I did stream of you I had hella bitches give me but I'm not
You got cash bitch come open our motherfucking door I know they see us
It's a three, you've been over long enough of a nurse, haven't you?
Hello sir.
How are you sir?
I don't know, I'm in the back of shit.
He's in the back.
I'm not sure if it's the right way.
We can try and just sit back outside.
Woo!
Shit!
How does it-
Beats!
Wait, I put it in the wrong number.
There you go.
There we go.
Damn it, dub.
They all good.
All good?
Yeah, but give me a pair.
Wait, wait, can't-
Shit!
That's 30, bro.
Thank you.
So, is the lighting good?
There it is.
Love you?
Can we help?
Yeah, this is good.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Gotta get it this way.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
It's a learning company.
You're not gonna get grades.
You are unable to get grades, Deb.
Oh, this is a briquette.
It's not.
We need to zone every fucking day.
Nobody's saying either.
I don't know.
I'm not competing in the way.
I'm wasting.
What the fuck are you up to?
What the fuck are you doing?
How's it going?
We're good?
We're going to destroy it.
So basically when we're walking, you want to be in front.
Okay bro, so like I've been spending money on you.
It's just once you're out on the trip.
You know what I mean?
Alright so, we gotta get matching outfits.
Where's the place we get matching outfits?
You know what Doug? This one's on me.
Bro? Oh really?
bring a lot of money
you know
am I a criminal?
yes you fucking cuss
bro I uh
why do you have a right and say I have investments?
what investments?
yes I do
crypto that's not a fucking investment
no I have crypto
I have stocks
that's not an investment
yes it is
the holes don't even make board anymore
one percent of your twitch
fuck is the point
you spend $300,000
to make $1,400 a month
It's passive income, Doug.
What? You're not going to make your 300,000 to 20 years?
Doug.
You know what I invest in?
Doug, it's to the point where I'm 60 and I can be chilling and not be able to work that day in my life.
Could you do that now?
I could, but my investments prepare me for the future, Doug.
You know where we're going?
I bet. I just, I just...
You don't want an album? Buy a dress up?
You buy my dress up.
I mean, we want bro.
You buy my girl a six-beater bestie.
Cool.
My girl is, uh, a spa too.
A spa?
You like this orange shoe?
No, not for you.
Not for you.
You get bad at your girl, you cunt.
I don't get mad by girls, bro.
I get mad by girls.
You don't call me like a bitch or like a cunt.
No, I don't got one.
No, I would never call up my name on this.
Can I get a walkie talkie?
Yeah, I don't even know where I started this call.
Can I get a small one, both of you?
I see, I see.
You see, that was a walkout.
He dead at Boston for a girl or not?
That's true.
Good ass father.
Hey, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, what are you talking about?
Boston for a girl.
I got nobody to boss you.
It's fire, bro.
Yo, yo.
I always buy my girl.
You want some of that?
I'm sure.
That's what you had to revert to play.
What are you talking about?
Yo, what are you talking about?
Tell me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You look like, uh, you look like
uh, you look like I jailed you a lot of ass.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I wanted you.
You kicking my prime?
You're in your prime right now.
You're still on the phone on your reception.
They say the same thing to you.
Really? Yes.
Where are we going, bro?
Fucking circumvent.
We'll do what?
You're the best mate.
What?
That's crazy as fuck.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't expect you to act like that.
Like you don't act like age or anything.
I can't act like I'm race.
What, dad?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Like my homie?
My other age?
Dude, can I look up my number to see if I'm getting the right size?
I'm a type.
Yeah, that's what I was looking for.
This is what you got?
Yeah.
Are you checking this one out, sir, or?
Yeah, mine.
We'll see you, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, much.
We see those things.
Like the wooden stuff that I'm holding.
What size is this?
Yeah.
It's a small one.
Um...
What size is it for me?
I'm looking at both the fairytakes
that I'm playing.
Got a large paw.
You know, that was a...
I bought that for somebody.
They get the fuck away from me.
I bought that from the other team tonight.
It's another team.
I see, uh, Kronek,
and I'm doing a social straight play
I'm gonna get the fucking waitin' people.
What the fuck, mode?
I'll see you back to that camp, buddy.
Put it in.
You got your fucking cup, bro.
I'm being racist, boss.
Hey.
You have to, Jaya.
I'm gonna get the fucking robot.
Thank you, daddy.
It's gonna be a little bit too thick.
That girl's up there.
Do you have a girl you see?
Do you see me?
I don't even talk about my private shit.
Are you seeing me?
Would you want your girl to say she's seen me?
Huh?
Would you want your girl to say she's seen me?
No.
Would you even fuck alone, bro?
Would you want your girl to say that she's seen me?
No.
Okay, drink Chris Brown's though, if you see him.
She's like, in private, I'm not, I'm not publicizing it.
Like, like, like literally.
How about your girl, bro?
Bro, how about you?
Where about your own life?
Huh? Where about your son?
Alright, alright.
Where about your son, bro?
You're a part of my life, bro.
Hey, they're so simple.
So do you watch your mouth, bro?
Let's go shopping, bro.
Hey, bro.
I thought you were...
I'm not the objective, man.
You ever pay for snacks?
No!
You pay for cookies?
That is there.
You ever went to the mini-grip market?
Oh, nah.
It was just one time.
It was a horrible, horrible time.
You ever been in a red light district in Japan?
Uh, nah.
I got some asses.
Hey, you payin'?
Are you proud of yourself?
For payin'?
Yeah.
And you fightin' nothin' then?
Cause they sleepin'?
No, we's in a massage bar.
And the weird thing about that,
is you make me passin' my ass.
My bitch?
Yo, bitch.
I need a move.
It's W.
Hey, hey, hey, what up, man?
Yeah, of course.
Are you like, are you serious?
People love you?
How do y'all know him?
From face?
Yeah, I know him.
I watched him play.
Hold on, how do you know him?
I am movie!
Yeah, yeah.
You got some more?
Of course, bro.
You want me to take it?
Yeah, I know y'all don't know me.
Make sure that angle is straight, too.
Make sure you blink off and blink.
Yeah.
Get it right.
I can't wait till I get to this crowd.
I do content too.
Alright, I'll loop you up here.
I know they missed the guy jumping.
Oh my god.
Don't take it to white power.
That's why we don't sell merchandise shit, right?
That's why we don't sell merchandise shit?
Because we don't have a white...
We like to go to Boston.
What?
We like to go to Boston, bro.
I'm not sure.
That's not true, man.
We don't, bro.
We just like to visit the table.
We go in here.
What?
Boston.
Wait.
What's the gathering department story?
Gathering department story?
Gathering department story.
Oh, I was going shopping with my brother, you see?
Uh-huh.
And I'm like, gee.
And maybe my shit came up to like 15 hundred, my brother said like 9 thousand, I put all of that shit back.
You wouldn't know that.
Yeah, I mean I'll buy it now.
Oh, that was back then, now you getting money.
Nah, still, I'm probably making more money back then than when I can now.
Street, you know, I don't really make much of shit.
Are you crazy?
Yeah.
I know how much you make, how many ads you earn?
15 hits.
What is your...
The...
Clear six fingers.
No, but I only stream, I average about 60 hours.
But right now, I'm probably at like 180.
Ooh, this is a healthy one, huh?
Yeah.
I'm going to check, though, for how much money you gave him.
How much did you get a bonus?
How much did you have a bonus?
Gives out a bonus.
How much?
I'm going to check right now.
You know, because you talk about how much you can make,
starting to get paid, then he's like,
oh, so you get paid backwards?
Then he's like, they saw us with some raises.
That's why, uh, that's why he didn't quit.
Yeah.
How much did he pay them?
Enough.
If it wasn't enough, I guess for him.
Maybe that's what happened.
Oh, yeah.
So we're putting a fit out here?
I need to give a vaccine advice.
It looks like drugs.
I want your feed.
I've been feeling like, okay, we can start right here.
I bet.
So...
What was the shooting script?
Was that the production's actions?
It was the work.
So, it should like this.
It's not gonna work.
It's not, it's whole story.
It's all story.
I don't know.
I think that's great.
Why you don't have security?
I'm all spirit.
Ever since that McQueen show happened, I think I'm like soft.
I'm doing a fault in streaming you.
Uh, it was like clean, but yeah.
And if I wasn't injured bro, I'm not injured in my shoulder.
Oh my god, there's no fans.
I'm going.
Are you going to take it for me?
You're the uh, someone to take it for you?
Yeah I can take it, I'm security.
I'm going to go out and take it.
Yeah I know, I'm going to go out and take it.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
How you doing?
Are you going to walk me, sir?
Yeah I'm going.
I'm a fucking pot.
No, they won't let me go there. I know both of them. They still want to be sure. I bet watch this.
I'll tell you bro. Oh, right. Yes, they're here. Yes, they're here.
Don't push it.
Oh, totally. You don't even know this.
But, I'm always going to be like, but if we switch to the phone they'll let us in.
I have a phone.
Did you need to add it yet?
No, no, no, let me tell you this.
If you wanted it, I'm storming off here.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fucking wrong.
They're not fucking trick on me.
Fuck you.
Like, if you buy me something, look at the fuck.
Are we going to mo-
Like, what is the police law?
They're all darling.
If I got this crack, okay.
Fuck you.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, I'm not sure.
Sorry.
That's me, man.
What about you?
You don't know?
I need a movie.
I need a movie?
No.
Oh, shoot.
Are you still about to start a business?
Ah, I'm a boy.
My dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yes sir.
Alright, thank you.
You got the joy?
Yeah.
You want to walk with us?
No, if you have to stop, don't leave me here.
Okay, okay, yes sir.
But we can, can I report on the phone?
Okay.
Is this the exit?
Look out.
Yeah, Nick's lonely again.
What is this?
It's my third one, but you got it?
It takes the Poochette.
We can hop on the same shit.
Let's get more camera.
Chad, did we switch?
Oh, they switched it.
Let me know when it's up.
You put the cameras down.
It will be good, trust.
What do you add?
Shit, he's working on it.
Trust.
He's really going to follow us.
I don't know.
You've got to swap it as a third engine.
You see Jason third?
This is the innit.
This hot filter is on, bro.
Yeah. Shit, bro.
Come here, bro. Give me a shit out, man.
What's going on?
Oh, this is the thing.
Don't you dump that?
Oh, oh.
So I just said no you already know you already you already got my mj's
No, thank you. Okay, bro. No dub shit good
He's following us down. Oh, see it
Okay, yeah, come on, bro
Yo, 60 yo help help 60
Help me brother
Yeah, I can log in for him. Okay. I just saved it. You sent the login. Yes, okay?
Okay, okay, how do I do it for you?
Alright, why don't you put that down?
Oh, is this your cold lettuce?
Come on, jump!
Alright, let's just step out and put it. Let's just step out and put it.
Me, though? What the fuck do you mean?
You know what I'm saying? Me?
You're coming to follow me?
I will make you follow me around the entire mall.
Let's me step in, step out and step back in.
Look, no access.
What the fuck, they don't close that.
You got my shirt?
Oh, we can stop at Northroom.
Right? Let's go.
Fuck, wait. Fuck this dude.
I'll tell you, nothing's gonna happen.
No, we're good, we're good.
Here, why don't you just be like sneaky about it.
You're missing a little bit.
It's on that by the way.
I got a special car in my head.
Got it?
Oh yes.
I need a big one though.
Time for the switch.
Your tail is pretty smooth.
Where's the dog foot?
I bet. Let's go check it out.
People are passing by, but we're reaching out.
We're not recording anymore.
We're just showing you some videos.
What's this?
It's a movie.
Damn, my best friend is a warrior.
Now you've got best friends with the IRA?
My best friend is a Jewish.
My best friend is a murder.
What's this?
Perkz.
Have you been sleeping for?
No.
Well, I've got to sleep much longer.
That ass?
Why?
Fighting.
Fighting?
That's why I stopped.
Very.
You all right?
How do you sleep?
I'm out.
You need to sleep much longer?
Oh yeah, I feel like it's a good solution here.
Purple green.
I like purple.
You like Lil Wayne?
Can you name a fatty to do something?
Yeah.
Arbunous, eventually.
Um, I'm weaking, I'm weaking slow, I'm weaking fast.
Stand up.
That's hot.
Oh, I have to be loud.
I
Know yet
It's gotta be what fun no show my fun
how the fuck you work the droid you know
what a fuck I'm asking you like you know how to do this shit I say sorry
didn't I go to the yeah oh there we are
we're coming back slowly
oh man we're back we're back we're back all right I like I like
like shorts
today is a dub dress me day not matching just a dress no let's match
You know, it's because of your own security.
No, because it's bad for your brain.
What is?
Extremely bad for your brain.
No, no.
Watch him porn, and beat in your shit to it.
You basically have a sex with your aim.
Really?
Right?
So why would you do that when you could just go have sex?
Because you're insecure?
No.
It has nothing to do with security,
it's secure, nothing to do with any of that.
You know, Deshae got a little mean.
Deshae got a little mean.
I never said I had a little mean.
Shea got three.
No, yes, three, three.
Shea has three.
See me?
What?
It's my boy.
I said my mother said it's food, bro.
My brother said it's food too.
But Shea got me a little meat.
I forgot about that.
You think she's bigger than the Shea?
I say I'm my average real what the fuck that's gay. What's average? How was that gay? How the fuck do you know what average is?
What
Less than you can count them off fingers
I'm answering your questions what we saw the fuck you try to feel some vibes. I mean, it's not a dub like
big catalog
I mean
Oh, I'm gonna start if we can go with you
But maybe they in the front. They don't have nothing in the back. They do but they don't let us film in the back
Okay, so what the fuck? No, no, I found this is some shit you'd wear
There's gotta be something here. They got good brains
Let it speak to you don't it's not coming you're not gonna fight for a speech
You know how you what's that one game? Get y'all uh your nerds we play now
It's our nerds we play make a community. Yeah
Yeah, you see how like when you get close to it do a beeping sound like the call of duty?
No.
You know call of duty search when you be ready.
Yeah, and then you hear it.
No, Fortnight as you do it too, like when you get past it, you're like ding ding ding.
No.
Nigga, you know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
Hide and seek on this Fortnight.
I haven't played Fortnite in a while.
You haven't played Fortnite in a while actually.
I haven't played.
You haven't played hide and seek on Fortnite?
Yeah, it's like you hide as an object.
You hide as an object.
Oh, probably.
Probably.
There's an object.
Oh, problem.
Problem.
No, problem.
You don't hear nothing until you get to it.
That's what it drip me.
So right now, I don't know how you made a connection, but I'm listening.
Did you find this?
No.
Well, he gotta be a fan of dope.
Can I get a photo?
Of course, bro.
Can I get a picture of you, bro?
Is the average woman I was with?
Do you want me to take a picture, bro?
Yes, please.
Tell him to make the angle free.
Tell him to make my face free.
Take your angle free, bro.
I got you.
There's no problem.
make the anger free. Tell me my sister. Take your hand and say bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Here, small number.
Let me get it. It's kind of bright.
Check him out.
Check out the picture.
You like him?
Yeah, perfect. Thank you.
What you doing?
I took one picture of y'all in 20 minutes.
You have to get his audience
Oh, from Arlington, Texas.
Oh, the Miri X Capitol?
Capitol with a mirror?
Is this not a Capitol right here?
Oh, this is Jack the Capitol.
A Miri-Card Jack everything.
Oh, now that's the brand's there.
Stone Island?
Asian
When I said you was Asian you said I wasn't you wasn't so you bit me. I'm Asian and Vietnamese you can be you can be Asian
and think it means they can't be
All right, so like you want a Monday duff here to why the fuck are you so close?
Like I'm trying to see what you're picking out. I can't even fuck. I can't even fucking breathe
Tuesday
Oh my god
Oh, hi, Mihakis Junior, I said you're proud to say it
Wait, I thought you played for the Heat
They traded you?
To where?
Milwaukee
Milwaukee? Damn, do you like it out there?
It's not Miami, but it's a different place
Okay, okay, that's my brother, Deb
How you doing, man?
You know who WuWop is? WuWop?
Yeah, I'm trying to pick out an outfit for me.
I'm trying to help you out, bro.
That's a meeting.
Damn, bro.
That's a good one.
The chat told you you didn't care.
You know what?
Because they don't do anything off.
You don't watch sports.
You don't fucking play sports.
No, no, no.
I knew
Let me see your check
Obviously, but obviously my chance at all but I didn't realize until I really
Can't show love
Like if somebody did that to you, it felt uncomfortable.
I mean, he's a pretty cool guy to scream about.
Yeah, he's an L.P.A., girl.
Like, if you saw the Bronx James, you're not going to jump up and down?
No.
You're just going to drink and fuck with him.
I ain't really fucking kidding.
I feel like that was not I feel like oh LeBron ain't never you don't even know
listen LeBron ain't never shot a three and made my own day go better back you
should rate me music that way I'm shot that made him advanced like you don't
get on him yeah do you do prize picks I'll do anything for promo code doesn't
for 325 I feel like this is some dumb ass source I thought you were wearing some
shit like this no I'm not going to play that role of Ron never did nothing to
impact my heart they made my day feel you know have no Drake Drake Drake just
I had a lyric that said, my Asian homie that I've seen online,
he said, my Asian homie that I've seen online,
I met him in the time pass bar,
and now he's taking me shopping.
I like this ingest because the cake's with the coffee.
Okay, coffee.
You hear the trick, bro?
It's like something like,
Check the fuck, yo.
Pick it up.
Look, look, look, look.
We ain't even stopped me anymore.
Have you heard that trick?
No, I've never heard that trick.
I want my homie Jason, but he don't got a knife.
You ain't never heard that Jason that drink.
No, no, I ain't never say nothing about them.
No.
Every streamer.
Outfit dog.
There's a lot of attention towards us right now.
You gotta get out of here.
Uh, his hairline.
No, seriously, though.
No, I did that. You can find it. I can give you a million dollars.
You got a million dollars for it. I'm bi-erastic.
Uh, especially.
Can I help you see him?
See the camera?
Oh, there he is. The camouflage is talking to me.
I'm on some shorts.
Oh, the camo shorts.
I swear to God, that's damn close.
Oh, basketball.
Okay.
The chrome bar shorts is like basketball?
I'm just wearing so much the fabric though, you think?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
It's all feet and feet.
How do you get two sides?
Can I get a medium?
Yeah.
And an extra small?
I got a small.
Who the fuck is the extra small?
I'm small
I'm probably a small
I'm a small medium
I'm a big medium
He's probably like extra large
So small?
Okay
Small or medium?
Medium and small
Small
Now we're getting to the top
We're getting to the top
There's a lot of tea on there
Then we gotta leave the hat
I know
It's cool right here?
Yes
I don't know
What was that in Surrey?
We used to talk about perks
I've never fought first in my life.
I've never fought first ever, bro.
What did you get out of the drill?
I've never fought first.
So what size are those two?
These are the legs of my life, brother.
They're the shoes.
They're the sandals.
We can both walk alone.
You're going to throw that out, right?
You don't.
Turn around.
Right?
You should have said that.
Yeah, that was hard, bro.
Come on, come on.
You want to hit the...
I forgot it.
This is it.
This is A1O.
I like the area.
I like the melody.
I like the game.
I do like the camera.
You like that color right there?
We can swipe that shoot.
I got you.
I don't know where he is
Can I find a top two or not?
I don't think it's like T
It almost does me out of my pack of leathers, bro
Yeah, you do it, don't care
This is about that
What's 80 times 20?
Show him your gift
1600
There you go, bro
This is a gift, you want me to show you?
It's not my gift, I'm just good at math
Okay, so you're good at basketball?
I'm not good at anything, bro
What the fuck do you do here?
I don't know how to be good at anything.
Oh, you're a lot, bro.
I might be just small, too, to be honest.
I don't know.
I think people don't know how to be good.
My waist's been kind of going down.
A lot of it.
There you go.
A lot of it, though.
You know, I've never seen a gay age.
That's just funny?
I've never seen a gay age, man.
I mean, me neither.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not gay, though.
No, I'm saying I've just never seen a gay age.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's a monster.
He's a monster?
Yeah.
You good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to talk to mom or not?
Nah.
Well, trying, I don't shit, it's like I'm Ben Panis.
I don't even took the price level.
Yeah, I got auto-infinity, too, I guess.
Ooh, we take, oh my god.
The matching, bro.
Let's get the matching.
It is a matching shit.
Ooh, that's, ooh.
It's a small, bro.
Medium.
Because the one you did, bro, I'll get the small.
I didn't want it.
You got a large in this?
Yeah, that's what I think.
But I should ask the mattress.
You should get this fella right here.
I want to do like why is there a brown thing where you can get a brown tool.
Let me see if you put that up.
Good.
Yeah.
Can you do brown and black?
Blue black.
Black, no, white.
This is basic, bro.
I'm telling you, you guys have double up, bro.
This is real type of thing.
The double camo.
Let me...
Alright, I'm gonna take a large for you.
I got you.
Thank you.
I got you.
Yeah.
But yeah, bro, like, white, white also like traditional.
Let me tell you what's on it.
Have you ever seen an Asian person with down style?
Yeah.
You have?
Mm-hmm.
Did I?
You swear, yeah.
I never have, man.
I've never seen a gay or a pregnant Asian woman.
Which all hides yourself in there?
No.
I've seen a pregnant Asian woman.
I've never seen one.
That is hell of a family.
You're chewing a fucking gum.
That is a favorite.
Yeah, I've never seen one.
They got a large right here?
And then you won this morning medium.
But I don't know if I do the meeting.
I think I've got them in the morning.
I got your media.
Look at this large.
Good?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Anything else?
Do y'all got hats here or not?
Yeah, but let's have the hats.
Now we don't go to Leeds.
I'll get that.
We don't have those.
OK.
Let me like put it on.
Hot though.
I got it.
I
Cancelled it. It's going on the business card to
You can write off your food, the food you order, because it's food and mukbangs.
I do everything.
My girl's my assistant, so I give her money under my business, and you write that off.
Wow.
Wow, so any flights and stuff that I do I'll write it off. Does she work for me?
Like what does she do for you like everything that was her taxi that was her taxi it was me
Right, I did my taxes in 2006
It's a watch I did my taxes in 2014
Oh, fuck the IRS.
Trump ain't pay Ike.
Oh, you're trippin'.
I risked that fuck with you.
I pay all my taxes.
You know what happened?
My cousin is struggling right now.
Let me tell you a story.
You don't pay the IRS.
Let me tell you something, my cousin on a nail salon,
he had a Lamborghini.
I was like, where the fuck you getting his money?
Guess what?
Old Tommy was money laundering.
PR, the PCP, huh?
Bro, I don't fucking know.
But then, IRS comes out, everything repo, everything repo.
Lamborghini, gone.
Now I'm helping him out on the ship,
but the IRS shady is real, bro.
It's real.
Be careful when they get you.
I mean, I know the IRS is real, but I used to get taxed.
IRS is my home in back in the day.
you put this on right now right yeah I put you guys in the room
I got you between me trying on a bathing suit I want some if I was a gay man my
shorts would be this little anyway so why can't I just change right here he is
D draws as a 40-year-old man
Nice some classic coffee shit like having fun all black you got fucking money you want your draws
My bill what the fuck?
Underwear have done you have colored underwear like you're seeing is tie-dye
Yeah, tie-dye draw where you don't have no tattoos very your key
I don't need tattoos before we left you got a pop set you got a pop set
a make a pop set
hey let me see let me see the let me see the
you got tight eye draws that is embarrassing
you 40 with zebra prayer on your fucking draws
bring around polo
oh yeah
too rich for that bro i miss something yo don't make sure two small shorts yeah okay two small
shorts yeah medium he asked that for you no no don't you think it's okay tight as hell
well that's the thing how about you try them on right now leave it over your shorts because i don't
want you know what i'm saying i don't want you like yeah you can really free gas no no because
because you have for medium first that's why i got this trick where i can take these off
oh like through the shorts this is from time that's crazy no they used to have s e socks let
I literally can take this past
That's tough!
Wait, let me just wear it now?
I mean, yeah, I'll take off the tass for you though.
Yeah, I'll be going, look, I'm gonna put you guys in the tass for me.
Yeah, I really need one.
Bro, let this off.
Let this shit go, bro.
Like, SU is the son of a bitch.
Let me hear him and you'll be fine.
Yeah, I saw clips on her here.
You might see my clips, whatever.
You ain't really seen none of that shit.
It seemed fun, though.
I see what I can look through there.
We ain't really seen nothing ahead of this shit.
It seemed fun though.
Well, it was like a week long.
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Let's tell it.
It was fun, yeah?
Yeah, it was fun.
It was fun.
Yeah, it was cool.
It was cool.
It looked cool.
I saw it kill it, so it was fun.
It was fun.
All right, yeah, so it'll be in time you're ready, bro.
I'll take nothing besides for you.
All the business cars.
You're going to try to go to English?
You're going to be an alumni?
Yeah, I hope it's three days
Three days
The face three days, and he'd be like y'all come six hours into the theater
All right back all right. I'll do it with the receipt you want it or not
Yeah, yeah
How do you feel about throwing a hat on a fucking kid?
Huh?
Who asked him to build it?
Oh my God, that's crazy.
I got a free, uh, Michelle gave me $2,000 because he won $147,000 on my stake account.
Oh yeah?
He gave me $2,000.
So I'm gonna go to Vegas tomorrow for $6 and do a video of a triple moment.
Can I have a little muck bank too?
Yeah, no.
Bitch, yeah, what?
I can't follow you in there, huh?
No, no.
Again?
No, no, one is cool.
I'm a grown ass man.
Okay, bro.
This is a little while off.
Listen, do you want to spray your point one?
I'll treat that.
Okay.
Yeah, you do.
I'll just stay out of here.
Stay out of here.
Doug, you know me right here, bro.
All right.
There you go.
Phew, bro.
I remember my mouth was so dry, bro.
I'll put that for the other one today.
Oh, man.
Ooh, this is like a new shirt, I like this.
What brand is this?
Yo, Doug.
Yeah.
Hey, how do you feel about Magic Johnson, bro?
Um, you got, like, STDs.
You got Hades, bro.
Hey, why are you supposed to get back to, like, a chair or something?
Um, no, but, I mean, did you have a lot of STDs?
No, I'm just saying, I remember, uh...
I remember seeing something about Sheldon that looked like two of his enemies.
Oh, me?
I... he was low, you know.
Uh...
Yeah, uh...
Oh, I thought it was... I thought it was just...
What's your name?
He said, ask about Dashcam.
What is that?
Yeah, uh...
Sheldon, what about Dashcam?
I don't know, Sheldon.
I'm a movie.
Are you sure you ain't got my shirt?
I'm sure it was there.
Now I gotta meet you.
I ain't gonna meet you.
Bro, what is it about dance, and the dance fan?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
You said dance fan, you know me.
What's that mean?
Hi, man.
Hi, future.
Please, bro.
I'm ready to step out.
You ready?
But we gotta do it for a while.
That's all.
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Five.
Four, three, two...
Ah man, you gotta be serious.
Hold on, hold on. Here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, don't be like this.
Seriously, it's getting out of hand.
I can't believe it.
How did you think I was gonna get underneath?
Was it good?
I'm all broke. I'm gonna start again.
And you gotta be serious.
Ready?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Come on.
Oh, God, I'm gonna just...
You want to like, like this should be the high-level movie, baby.
Yeah, I would say.
What the fuck are you calling my party man for?
Ready?
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Ready?
Come on.
Ready?
Here.
Five, four, three, two...
What the fuck goes through your brain?
Like a satellite.
How do you think?
Sir, how do you feel about the rats?
I don't know what the fuck about the rats.
Well, I'm thinking about you donating.
Y'all just donating.
What do they talk about the dashcam for?
They just spam it.
Yo, sit the fuck up, bro.
What did they talk about the dash tamper?
They just spammed me.
Yo, sit the fuck up, bro.
Did you make a jail or something?
No, no.
It's just like my car doesn't have a dash tamper.
They should add it.
They need to add it.
I don't think that's what they talk about.
Anyways, bro.
Is it hard?
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck they talking about, bro.
Anything you want to eat?
I got you guys.
I'm not here to sign it for you to try Vietnamese food, it's no such thing as fucking Vietnamese
Fuck y'all be rats, fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, bitch, fucking make it, watch your
Watch your mouth, man.
Watch your mouth.
I've never been driving to see the fuckin'
bit that we used to play.
Because you're from fuckin' Pontiac.
It's making us shit.
What fuckin' Pontiac?
He's Korean town?
No, you go to fuckin' down the street,
fuck shop, $5.99.
Now you're fuckin' soup in that fuckin' road.
That's why you built like that.
That's why you're built so nasty
because you already seen fried chicken.
Now you're fuckin' ran.
Fuck, that's why y'all be holdin',
eatin' some fuckin' soup.
Soup in a raw fuckin' egg.
Fuck road jump.
I won't fall in March. Yo shut the fuck up dog. I won't fall in March. Hey baby
I want cool naked watermelons. Fall in March. Well I swear to God.
Only store is safe. Fucking leaves come as soon as you walk in this bitch.
Now it's a dead time for us all.
Yeah, oh my god.
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
You talk about the fuck you see
until you get a fat ass fool, right?
What?
You talk about a fat ass fool, right?
Yes, the big deal.
How do you switch that?
Talk about these things.
You want to switch, you sure?
Oh, fuck!
Get us, bro!
What is he gonna say?
He'll be like, yo, yo.
You gonna chase us down one of those?
You think we're gonna be soft?
Oh, right?
I mean, they didn't even knew me.
I'm good.
You know how I slashed the cake for a week?
Because they caught on the clicker.
Why nobody fucking kicked me?
Do we see how much we want another website to get clicked?
It's one of the worst things you can do.
Guess what? They're watching us.
And we article it.
Is that it?
Stop talking.
Tiktok, get off Tiktok.
We're streaming right now. Do your job.
The fuck are you doing, bro?
This is all I see of this city.
Bro, we can shoot you back, man.
Fuck them babies.
You and me, bro, I'm telling you.
All of these guys.
We're back to this.
This.
You sure?
Well, positive.
Well, we don't need to yay.
It's fucking hard.
We're about to be at least.
We're good.
I need you.
What's like your nightly routine?
Uh, at night I just cheat, sit and watch TikTok all day.
I usually do positive.
I mean I love to do positive shit.
Oh, I think I'm flexing on this shit, huh?
And then I just like talk to my girl about shit in the half of the day.
She tells him on her day.
And then I go in the bathroom and check my own little shit since they go,
Oh, huh, we don't shit like that.
Oh, huh.
Do you guys see some air in this?
Oh, shit.
You cheap?
Yeah, hell no shit.
Hell no shit.
Well, so what do you get money for?
You got money just to do what?
To provide for my family.
Man, check all these hoes.
Look at how many hoes looking for them.
A Jason?
Look at how many hoes.
Shit.
I thought that my daughter was a losing bag, cold 18 years old.
So you took it.
So did I.
God damn.
And I ate her out first night.
And gave you Henry.
And you ate her out the first night?
I could have even drank it, something else.
You didn't even eat it.
I ate her out first night, watered back three days later.
It was that good?
I was just hot.
You mean I've been getting it when I was?
Yeah.
So you had to take slow?
Yeah.
You had to take slow?
Yeah.
You had to take slow?
Yeah.
You had to take slow?
Yeah.
You had to take slow?
Yeah.
You had to take slow?
Yeah.
Oh, here we are.
I don't want to shit that nut.
Let me see, let me see.
I'm a hot expert.
So we looking more or so for this color right there.
You trying to poke your shit out?
Have you ever had a chicken pox?
No.
You a bot man.
Call me a fucking bot.
What's that action?
Oh my my brain
Like do y'all feel like this one right here all my 783
Oh shit
We are in LA so you know in LA you can't wear certain hats
Bro, you wear this hat?
This one right here.
This one? You wear this hat?
Tuh.
Turn it off. It ain't rolling.
Right?
So you know what these hats mean?
Oi, oi, oi.
It's the high-end cost streamers.
You guys know me?
Well, if they didn't see Saigelian.
I need a movie! I need a movie! I need a movie! I need a movie!
What's your name?
I'm your secretary, because you're only hopefully here.
Let's take a picture.
What? That's the university you ended.
Yeah, I got snubbed. By Tyson and I.
She snubbed me on my mom's birthday. The next day, my grandma died.
Yeah, I'm an antagonist. You guys!
or my antagonist now it's time for me to make a new age order I'm going to win
People are nothing but tools to me. Jason, I want to meet you.
Here you go.
Daddy, daddy, do the same one!
That was a real person.
Did you set that up?
I don't know who that is.
That was one of the Truman University characters.
Yes, you? Yes, you?
I take a pic with you buddy, what's up?
You want to take a picture with Chino?
Yeah, let's take a picture.
Let's get a good photo, yeah.
Take a picture.
Take a picture, buddy.
I was taking a picture with you.
You love?
Yeah, I was like, I got a good picture.
Yeah, we got a good picture, too.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, hey, good to meet you, man.
Why are you all got the same national shirt?
No, it's not.
It's not.
What's the matter?
What's the matter, bro?
It was a match with somebody, Dave?
Oh, shit, it was.
No, she's not.
What?
She's not.
Oh, what's going on?
What's the matter?
What's up?
You're all just confused, bro.
Yeah, can you take it from us?
You're under a little bit more.
I'm on the back of my butt.
It's not a slut.
Check it out, there.
Yeah, let's go right here.
Let's go right here.
Let's go.
It's a hurry.
Wait, can we get these masterpieces in there?
Yeah, let's get it on screen.
Yeah, let's take pictures.
Let's take this.
All right.
That's the meat shop.
Yeah, we just want something to match this.
Yeah, which color?
This is the first one.
Wow.
Phew.
Let me see.
Yeah.
I think it's seven-fives.
I'm seven and a quarter.
You can never say no to a girl.
I'd say no to a girl.
No, no pressure.
I'm just currently wearing it.
Thank you very much.
You can also put it on the table if you want.
Nah, I won't.
I mean suicide is smaller than this 5V
I guess you call it
Alright, it's so...
Oh yeah, this is worth
I'm gonna fill it up
Got this, bro
Go round, go back and forth
Oh my god
Oh, you don't know that dude, doesn't it, man?
No, that was the weirdest that I've ever written.
It looks like we're back.
Like this?
What?
You should fuck with me.
What the fuck, man?
What was this?
I mean, brown buddy, bad buddy?
What's that?
Fuck, bad buddy.
What the fuck bad buddy do you see that hat right there with a H?
Yeah.
You can't wear that.
I see it.
You know what I want to do when I was little?
Yeah.
You guys want free dombo?
Free dombo?
Yeah.
I don't want it.
You never say no to food, dude.
No bill hat is fine.
Somebody search for it.
What is it called?
Subway Surfer, what is it called?
Subway Surfer, right?
Yeah, of course.
You want to stop by a surfer?
Can you name, like, a whole menu, like,
what's the name of the restaurant?
Ah, it's a polis.
You don't hold a major change for you?
Right, whatever.
You got something to work with, right?
I don't even remember
My friend.
What's up, man?
How do you know?
You're not gonna be here?
We're not so big.
We're not together.
Come on.
It's good.
We don't need to deal with it.
It's not assisted though.
Let's do a big ride, you see.
I've got jambuses right here.
Let me go.
You know what? Do you want one?
Yes, I'll take two bites.
I'm gonna let him come to you.
I want a sofa.
We're actually...
We're going to bring you more potatoes.
Thank you.
We'll make some potatoes.
That's good, hold on, let's take it.
Oh yeah, that's his good side, the little lady's good side.
Come on bro.
Every time I see my actual picture, I take an ugly picture of myself.
You want a light? Ask me.
Want a light?
Can we clock in real quick?
Oh shoot!
Where do you get the card?
I left that Sunday at night, and then we killed him.
We killed him. I left that Sunday at night.
That didn't do it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh-oh.
One paper and a stick.
Oh.
I'm crazy.
I was a one-day, I was a full locker, and I paid my five people's shit.
And it didn't even get a clip.
Of course, of course.
Yeah.
I want to fix you with those.
Can you take it?
Thank you for the smoother.
I'm trying to get it.
Where's the top of there? I need to get this one.
Uh...
Take a picture of me.
Yes, sir.
Stop.
I'm sorry.
My money?
All my money.
All right. You take a picture of me.
Do you have a picture of me?
What do you got a sister with the back of your phone?
Uh, that's my tip on my phone.
I still remember.
3 out of 5?
3 out of 5.
Daddy, daddy, do the same for us!
I can't, they don't know.
You should play.
You should have your dollars.
You should play.
I'm not gonna get this.
I'm not gonna.
You should get out of here.
You should go.
Okay
What the fuck are you talking about?
Stop reading your chat
Does your chat not read it on that?
It's not. I got some pressure refresh right there.
I'll update that one.
Wait a while, I'll take it.
Oh, what the guy is?
I see light.
I see a little bit of a, you know, it's a little bit.
Hey, what?
Uh, no, that shit broke it.
Oh, fuck that shit.
I don't know.
That shit broke?
No.
Oh, there it is. That's some fucked up shit.
There you go.
Hey, they look, take it over the fact you need them.
They look amazing, though.
And that's why I think my score is 4 points.
Very good, you did good on there.
Sasuke!
I mean his both in it.
It's Hame...
It's Hameboku.
Hamehaki is doing it.
So you ain't straight for three days, this is five to ten minutes, fuck that bro.
How you supposed to pay his bills next month?
He got a new job option, I'll pay you bro.
Oh yo, I see that to me.
I make you say it if anybody need work.
That's fucked.
How you gonna pay the bills next month?
No bro, what the fuck bro?
I'm not tired of that nigga bro.
We already got a job officer, I swear to God.
You're wrong.
I see him like any opportunities he got you knew.
No, come on, bro.
How am I gonna work with him?
Like, oh my God, yeah.
Damn, bro, you got that new BMW?
Pass that $158 a month.
Bro, he's good.
You know what BMW got?
I'm talking about he's good.
Maybe he's doing it, he's good.
So, that was not, bro.
You're gonna lose all that shit, bro.
Because he couldn't tear up the ISO really?
What the hell?
Yo, shut your fuck up!
Oh my God!
Why are we gonna get tear up the ISO?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
Y'all, we'll give a fuck how we work!
$120.
Victor fucking ISO!
Why didn't you tell me not to have a flat?
He probably was like, he probably was trying to sympathize with you in Chinese language.
Sayon, you don't know him!
Yo, I'm gonna break your arm, bro.
You know the anime, the main character, it's like a fat dude, always mad as hell.
Hey, hey, oh! Yeah!
I'm on, I'm on. Hey, hey, oh!
You don't want to see that shit funny?
That shit funny? That shit funny?
I can't see like some super sand shit going all the way down to the other ones you see you have to put that little word game
I don't know what yes bro it's all sweet
That's what y'all are you in this shit
Yo why didn't you get out bro?
Oh I'm sorry I didn't think you had me crying
I was pulling swords I can tell you
Yo I'm almost back and fucking out
You got your shit cut man?
Yeah you got your two toned make bag, what?
Alright we gotta switch back.
You got good credit?
I got one.
You got a little bit of credit.
But I got my two toned make bag.
You got a good credit?
Yeah.
You got a good credit?
Yeah.
I got my two toned make bag.
What?
Alright we gotta switch back.
You got good credit?
Yes.
Who's this back there?
Yeah, I got good credit.
I got decent credit.
Me too.
You better be running for our shit.
You really, I really see blue-out features in your face.
Where?
Your eyes.
How many kids you want to be running?
Probably like four or three.
We can start now, then.
It is?
How many kids you want?
i wanted five but it's over
you are too old
no
well how old are you?
who are ten?
how old are you?
uh... he turned eleven in january
how old are you?
is that some type of fuck?
what the fuck are you saying?
huh
yo, you have a lot of rations with us
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not back yet.
Hold on a second.
Let's take it to the side.
Can we backtrack?
Hey y'all, watch this.
I'm a brother's um...
Alright, let's go check it out.
Ah!
Oh, you're back, Chad?
What are you doing?
Waiting, waiting...
Wait, YBG, is it on?
Is it on?
You gotta swipe it. It should be on.
It's on, yeah.
Hold on.
Hey, Chad, why y'all not telling me to hack some stuff?
Obviously, he's like, it's cute.
Who?
Who you talking about, bro?
I'm not insecure
Can you do anything without your brother like you're your own human being to what dad
Don't be done a base
All you have to remember about is your fucking IRL password.
So that's a fucking key.
Wow.
Oh, see y'all left my shit to go to my brother's shit.
He's got a boat full of bitches.
Bro, you don't need girls in your streams.
All you need is yourself.
I don't stream.
Exactly bro because they watch you for you yo
I don't know why
this shit is showing bro you tried to pause the phone no no is it this I have a
different one I don't know why my inches black Doug help me bro
turn the camera off maybe maybe maybe you turn the shit off what I do
Oh
Which are doing that he was on sunshine how you day
Oh
It says fail to go live for some shit
Is it
Oh, yeah, I changed the battery.
Well, we'll figure it out here.
Here.
You want to just say, enjoy.
I can tell you that battery too though.
Yeah, what was, we already did that.
We already did that.
Yeah.
that you don't know what the fuck you're doing
I wish a little kid was a coldest chat give up a decent grace is his first day
How old was he when you lost him?
I was 18.
What?
Which one?
I don't know.
You're a late ass.
I mean, I ain't hot sauce.
I'm about 10.
Yeah, yeah.
You could.
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you do to help America?
You do that to help the black, like, if you died today, genuinely nothing would change.
Actually, that's a lie, that's a lie.
Who will be fathers?
You know what I'm saying?
You really are a father, you will contribute something in the long run.
That's where I would want to contribute.
I said, what do I contribute?
What else?
What do I contribute?
It's a life.
I'm nothing.
I just hate it when people drive.
That's it.
Like, you entertain for people that's just not eating right now.
Not doing shit.
It's a little higher than it comes.
I'll bring you my set watch that shit, bro.
Yeah, can you put me on the music?
Uh, you listen to Iceman?
What if Doug listened to him?
Were you Spotify?
I said you're Spotify.
You're a bot.
You used Apple.
Listen to that game.
Look what you got on this game.
You got it.
Wanted me to see you tonight.
Wanted me to talk to you.
I was listening to it.
you
You
Don't like that love song that you made
Let me just tell you something sometimes in life things change and you got to keep moving with your chin up
Bro what causes you you can turn it down on YouTube
What causes you what would you break over the mirror before?
If if things didn't work out like life the personality wasn't aligning together
How would a personality gonna work and like them because of personality?
Um, well, I'm just saying I was given reasons.
No, give me the reason why you broke up.
What, Jakula?
This has delay.
What the f-
What?
With who?
Jakula.
Why are you so infested in my life?
You're making good brothers.
Okay, yeah.
We're having a new scene getting in color.
Ha ha!
I mean, yeah.
Anyways, you ready for this Vietnamese monthly?
Yeah.
It's I'm somebody send the lead. What's the lead? What's the lead, uh, bro?
Maybe your mic and input are out of sync
Like I don't think I would leave my girl
Nah, problem.
I don't think cheating is a relationship either.
Are you crazy?
So if your girl cheated on you,
you wouldn't break up with her.
I mean, I would probably just,
that would just have an open relationship.
Nah, bro, that's crazy.
That's kind of like bro,
because then, like, someone's penis
has been in your groove,
like, you know what I mean?
While in the same time period that you all are together,
I feel like that's kind of crazy.
Let me ask you, what's worse?
Cheating is bad, right?
But if your girl just...
fuck again, right?
Just fuck, she didn't kiss, you just fuck.
Yes, that's horrible, bro.
Okay, what if she just sucked his dick?
Which one is worse?
Bro, both of them were like,
bro, it's nothing.
Yes, it is.
Having sex is like, all right, cool.
If my girl sucked another nigga,
Wait where's you wait?
No no no it's not bro cause
Cause one is a
A
You know, that's bad, bro. That's bad. Can't do that.
Anything that involves another man kissing and having sex with another man or the others, because I understand the deal with you, I'm going to get you to continue.
So what's another deal with you?
Key parts, that's it.
Loyalty, honesty, and...
Well, I don't not want anybody to tell me the truth. The truth is for it to be a hurt.
That's what you're scared of. That's what you're scared of, bro. That's the security speaking to you.
Telling lies make it sound.
But lying is
Missy. I lied to my girl because I want her to stay happy.
That's not good, bro. Yes it is. That's not good.
How's that friend? I gotta tell you that's wrong. Well, a lot of my girls says you can feel happy 24-7.
Sure, she can be happy. But what if she knew about the truth?
Then you lie again, nigga. What the fuck?
Nigga, I don't tell the truth to my girl, nigga. I want her to be happy all the time.
I feel like this is the wrong way to go about these, Devin.
No, it's not.
So your girl knows that she gets lied to?
No, she doesn't know I lied to her, nigga. She just, I know I'm lying. But it's for the greater good.
Oh, shit.
For example, a mom needs to be a nurse, right?
You know if you were dying in the hospital, right?
And your mom asks them, are you okay?
And they know you're dying.
You know what they'll say?
You know what they welcome to your mom and say?
We're doing everything we can.
They know you died.
They're just waiting to go out there
and tell your mom that you died.
So everybody lies.
Yeah, I didn't mean about that.
Yeah, I didn't mean it.
I didn't.
Well, you voted for Trump for two years straight.
The reason why you voted for Trump for two years straight.
I didn't vote for Trump.
I never voted for Trump bro. I never voted for Trump bro. I didn't vote for anyone bro. What's lucky a bad thing, huh?
Nah, I never lied to my bro.
That's cat bro. You're giving me a lot of advice bro.
Bro, can you literally like answer this fuck, nah I'm not even gonna write that.
No, no, no, yeah, stop reading your fucking chat. Stop reading your chat. Lizzie. Can you can we talk about the food?
We're gonna eat like that's your specialty like you break food for a little I've never heard
Never heard of Vietnamese period it's gonna change your life. No, like serious like no funny shit. No stream shit
Vietnamese lame ass
Never heard of it. Watch watch your fucking watch your origin. Are you Nigerian?
nigga, I'm American and no I'm talking about origin like I'm like you're a great great great great grandfather's where do they come from
nigga, I don't give a fuck about the niggas fucked up
what you think my great great great grandpa thought thinking about me and nigga fuck his ass nigga
you'll fuck about my great great great nothing
just eat dick
all I care about is my mama nigga I don't give a fuck about my what the fuck
Do you think that my great-great-great-great-great uncle know who the fuck I am?
No, but I'm saying I'm asking what's your origin?
Because my origin is Vietnam.
Why the fuck do you keep saying Vietnamese?
You're Vietnam.
Oh my fucking god.
Yo, Vietnam is the country.
Vietnamese is like, that's like how you could describe somebody.
Right?
Like, like, oh, I'm from Brazil.
But I'm Brazilian.
Do you understand?
Okay
God
No
I'm an American. Oh, yes, you're American, but you come from America. Did you understand?
Dub nigga, have you ever went to England and they say? Oh
I'm an American
Alright bro, Vietnamese food, alright, move from your pet, like what do you eat all day?
You never try shit like this before.
All you do is do like, what type of mukbangs do you see, food boil, and probably-
I say strip club.
I don't-
What?
Mukbangs is when you eat all the food.
I've never- when I do my food reviews, I don't eat all foods.
I just try.
You're eating everything, bro.
We're trying all the foods. I push one. I hope Lou got a very good, like, palette of Vietnamese food.
So then you have Lou's my assistant.
Lou?
Yeah, Lou.
I know I'm negative in Lou.
Me, Lou?
No.
Lou wall.
Who the fuck is Lou wall?
Wait, why do you have an assistant, though? You don't even do that.
Like bro, you fucking stream on me.
Yeah, yes, bro.
If I'm assisted to handle the things that I can't handle.
Like what?
You could have over-eaten us a buck.
We could have stopped someone.
But I'm assisted to do it for me.
And like, if I need some things to be made,
she'll handle that.
You know, I just be like, yo, can you get this?
Can you bring this to life?
And guess what?
She brings it to life.
You know?
You understand?
I have a fucking job, Doug.
I don't just sit here and boot up and fucking do nothing on the street.
And what's our next sub-athon?
Oh yeah, we're not doing a sub-athon, bro.
How long is your shit?
30 fucking days, I'm good.
30 days?
Yeah, we're not doing a sub-athon.
The sub-athon method is patched, Doug.
Nobody watching us shit in the home room.
Yeah, but why the fuck do you keep calling me Doug?
I said, Doug.
I don't know what to do about it, but don't eat this.
Wooo, fuck man.
You all bought this house?
Nah, I don't know, I just read it.
Wasn't like 80?
A month?
Yeah.
Payment by month got like one year this year, and this year around like 80.
I
Will rise house
That's six bedrooms. We got double that
What's the name
Uh, what's that?
What's that?
How you giggling?
What are you talking about?
That's Chris Ditters here.
Uh, yeah.
I'm a homies come check our shit out later.
What?
Excuse me?
I'm a homies come check our shit out later.
It was a black stereotype you think is true so I can tell you if it's true or false.
I think I'll have to skip this question.
No, I'm just going to tell you.
Okay, big dick.
No, that's not true.
That's not true?
No.
Are you speaking for yourself?
No, just in general.
Like, that's not true.
Niggas got little meats.
It's African Nigeria, nigga, that's true.
That's it is that not which that your origin is
Yes, I understand but your parents bro, like they're not from America my mama is from Louisiana. I'm talking about like I'm talking about
Your parents parents, you know, I don't fucking know them
Okay, that's not the point. You know the point is
Nigga, I like the information of what I am
I got the next big thing, our best thing.
Right here, his name is not quite like Doug.
Ma'am, I'm gay.
All right, you have a good one, man.
Yeah, you want to say hi real quick you want me to put the backpump for you
Uh, I got some.
Hold this.
It's your first day, you know what I'm saying?
I don't remember.
Hey, how much is this?
How much is this?
It's a little bank.
So does the lazy for 20.
20,000?
15 or 20, I don't remember.
Definitely, definitely not worth that much.
Come on, dub
Whoa, it was 30 K for two so 15
Say hi to the girls
What do you think about fish?
Great!
The live matches.
It's fun.
It's fun in mind.
We gotta come up with a name.
Jason Gove.
J.Dub.
Is she weak?
No.
J.Dub.
That's nice.
Hey, that's a lot of fucking food.
Woo! Shit!
Gallop is your desktop. You know my desktop.
How the fuck would I have your desktop?
Come on, 60 lock in.
You ate today?
Oh my God, it's about a eight.
You ate today?
Nope.
Let's see if I got it. What does it call it?
It's on that. It's a...
Is it Jason Ingest?
First Ingest.
Jason Ingest.
Oh, no, it's my second jazz my second one my PC set in my second
Yeah, you gotta add it yo 60 add it 60, please I'm gonna go drag my anaconda
My anaconda split is venom over here
What are you gonna fuck up?
But why is it so far?
I told you, you're fucking wrong.
Hey, bro.
Damn.
Jack, what's the dub chat?
Ooh, yeah, room in this room.
Wait, what is the dub's community called?
No, man.
Dub's chat.
Hey, bro.
I fucked with y'all, man.
Fucked with y'all.
You got an Ike's, whatever?
Damn, damn, bro.
You taking a shit?
Yo, Duh!
You taking a shit?
I heard the toilet seat go down.
Maybe I should close the thing.
Oh, shit.
I'll take this.
Where is she?
Jacob is ass.
What the fuck is this, what the fuck, like what is, like this is a wrap?
I'm gonna have to give me an assistant, this is fucking nice.
Like how much are you supposed to pay?
Hey Jason Street, how much is an assistant?
I didn't watch my house.
I don't eat lettuce, nah I like diarrhea, I ain't allowed to start a new movie.
Ah shit, what I'm shitin' is when I come up with my ideas.
Like, I, that literally, 20k of what, a month?
Is this nigga shitin'?
I
Shit tough in your fucking brawl get your shit together
You're some weird shit
Well, I have a fight one idea
Ask her what I say go ask her how much I pay a little I pay a little good a good
No, I'm saying like 20k a month is crazy
I
Got it. Yeah, let me pull up your chat. I got you. I got you
Not quite
Why just have a say you rush hour for
TTS TTS number
I
Put TTS on chat, okay, but only for a little bit
You would I get the link and you put it on your
Asking I'm not asking this thing about any cams, you know stop it
me about cans all right we're good all right brother you ready yep how much you
make off 20 20,000 subs you have a 70 you have a 70 dip
Why the what?
Well, why is there flies?
That makes transferring flies and shit. Watch your mouth. Wait, so 70, so you get it. How much is a sub? 7.99?
How much is a sub, y'all? 6.99. Let's see a sub.
What's good you to this boy Dub and I'm back for another video back from the YouTube video
and I am trying Vietnamese food for the very first time with my best friend Jason.
Hey man, it's a pleasure to be here man.
You know, Dub, I know you told me.
But anyways, this is my first time ever trying this and I've never had it
I didn't know Vietnamese was even a thing. I've never heard of Vietnamese anytime I get Nike's
It doesn't say Vietnamese and so I get a shirt. It doesn't say Vietnamese
Anytime I get on a plane and I'm saying made in Vietnamese
That's all I know is Japan and China and today my Vietnamese friend is literally gonna help me
Open my palate up and pause to new food. Now. Let's see what we got
You skipped my home dialogue.
I had a whole thing that was gonna save you skittin'.
All right, go ahead.
I don't even wanna say anything, bro.
Hey, sir, appreciate that 20 from Jason Chatt.
Even W.A. still up to me.
If you still up to me, I yell so loud, bro.
He didn't even appreciate the 20.
Yeah, they've got big 20.
You didn't even see it, bro.
I didn't see it,
because I was too busy getting made fun of by you, bro.
You skipped my, ooh.
What's up?
It's right here, so let's tackle.
Actually, let's start with the appetizer,
and then we'll go into the fuck.
All right?
Cause that's the main entree.
The fuck is this, water?
The fuck did Luke just get?
What is that?
I'm not sure you have the same shit.
All right, anyways, bro.
So this is the fuck right here.
Is that your fuck?
I used to know I pan to experience right now.
I could get one pan in front of you and get that smell.
And you smell like fucking KFC.
KFC is a white chicken.
Black people eat in Tennessee.
That's crazy, yeah.
Oh my God!
What'd they say?
Monkey!
I appreciate that fact.
Woo!
Alright, let's see what they got.
Let's see what little guy is.
Ooh, alright, so this is a Vietnamese dish
it's called chicken and rice.
Alright, so basically, it's pretty simple, bro.
This is not, I think TTS going through headphones.
But can y'all hear the TTS or not?
Cause it shouldn't be.
Is it TTS?
All right, here we have some type of duck and rice.
Obviously, every dish that comes here is a common rice.
I think that's like salt to black people.
Oh, shit.
It's like salt to black people is what rice
is to the Asian community.
Rice doesn't really, what the fuck?
My nigga, sir AC, I told you, I see the 20, my brother.
I appreciate the 20 gifted, my nigga, appreciate it.
You got the nigga pass right there, bro.
You can say nigga 20 times, my nigga.
Bro, you fucking take my channel.
I wish you won't.
You a bot, bro.
Hey, listen, bro.
There, that'll make you better.
It'll bring your chat better.
You really do this muckbang shit, like.
Here we got a chicken.
It comes with green onions.
Lettuce, you might skip that.
We don't get diarrhea.
Green onions, white onions.
And yeah, that's the first dish.
There's a lot of shit.
All right?
Oh, that's very well we put in here.
Yes, bro.
Why don't we have a plate?
Sir Ace with another 20, bro.
Jewel's dog with a five-crispy leg in it.
Yes, sir.
Because this is the plate, bro.
Oh, this is the plate?
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, eat the chicken.
You can try this, bro.
We go back.
We go bite for bite.
All right.
Now, what's the sauce?
Oh, that's soy sauce and probably a sriracha sauce.
So we got chili sauce.
Don't really know what chili sauce means.
Didn't know chili had its own sauce.
You don't know chili sauce?
Yeah, soy sauce.
Is soy sauce like water, you know?
Monkey, thanks for the five.
Are you just kidding me, too?
Thanks, what?
No soy sauce, not like water to us.
Drizzling.
Ooh, you got a good form.
You got to get it a little bit.
Yeah.
So, this, let me tell you how this is.
This right here, this meal right here without anything,
it's drier than, how can I compare it?
This is like drier.
What the fuck did Lou get us bro?
Is that us just braum it like, what did you do?
This dish right here is like,
you've been half sex and the girl not feeling you?
There's a driver's seat.
That ass?
Yeah.
This can't be a right VT, then.
Let me try.
That's possible.
Do that, man.
Let me get some VT.
We'll push him down here.
Do you want me to hold him in there?
No.
Well, here you go.
Yo, DK, get me a VT, man!
Yo, 60, can you fix my TTS, please?
I'm gonna give this like a five out of ten. Very dry. I need something.
Let me get it by the end.
This is dry, bro.
Let's cut it down.
Nigga, what the fuck is you sticking your tongue out before you fucking...
RK, please donate to me. He said he can. RK, please donate to me.
Nope.
Sorry.
That's just good.
I'm not gonna, can you please tell Lou, you just, this is what you did. You did like this.
It's like you moved it in with your tongue. Now I can't even fuck it. I don't even like that.
Why are you eating with your tongue first? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like who the hell?
Oh my god, sir with another fucking 10. Appreciate you, sir. Read him nigga.
Oh, I forgot, bruh. You are trying to shit. You know what this is? This shit is called fish sauce.
I heard it's strong, I'm gonna say it.
Better than that shit.
Good blood?
I don't know if it's fish in the right one.
It's strong to shit.
Chicken
No, we're eating bird. This is not so this is a move baby a move baby eat the food
Big leave with that motherfucking five appreciate the string that shit keep all the nigga
Wait, what is that? Why does it say 37 and a 23?
That's your own
The chatters that are active in your chat
23 active track 2300 active yeah but it's 36 so you're probably watching on TV
yeah TV on the line and then you just have it. You know what I realized? I know I've never
bought it on Twitch before yeah or YouTube when I did buy a cake before you
dropped my shit. I bought it on a cake let me tell you about it. Ewww! You fucking dirty
to have 70 STDs!
No!
Ew!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking God, bro!
Oh my God!
Oh man, am I going to contract some sort of disease?
Nah, I ain't been here.
I ain't been here in years, man.
Good job, bro.
I'm gonna find my friend.
I was walking around, alright.
So we got fish sauce right here.
Alright, now grab you one of these, bro.
Alright, just right here, it's called an egg roll.
Oh my god, really?
It's a Vietnamese egg roll right here.
Okay.
Is this being this small?
This is a little, this is big. I mean, this is huge.
It's huge.
So dip it in this sauce?
Dip it in the fish sauce, yeah.
So I'm giving the rice and chicken a final bite.
This is very good.
This is bad.
Mm-hmm
That's fine
Anymore nothing? No. Oh, here's your kick story. Oh, yeah
So I got an upstate deal and I end up asking a big a big kick streamer could he bought my shit?
PGA
Get out of there.
Why'd you get bought on kick?
It gets kicked though.
You think everybody's buying on a kick?
No.
That on?
Bullshit.
Wait, who's that big shroom?
You don't shoot me, boy.
Bullshit.
Bullshit, bro. Bullshit.
Yo!
Caught on Dashcam, with the five gifted.
Caught on Dashcam, caught X on X Dashcam.
Caught on Dashcam, with the gifted five, who's that?
Why did you go there to T2, just a minute ago?
TTS was on my ass, something's up there on your PC.
Wait, can most come and fix it there?
Bro, just turn your speakers now you're on.
It is.
Bro, I literally like if you hit the speakers, you're gonna make it sound it's on
See
All right, let's keep going
I don't know if it's the sauce or the egg rolls.
It might have been both.
It's the sauce.
Gotta dip my mullet in it.
Alright, you ready?
Now, next, let's go sprinkle on it.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see if I can return it to the brussel sauce.
Okay.
Wait, do you have it as a brussel sauce?
Oh, alerts.
Oh, it's just one of your normal alerts
alerts and I could just refresh the browser and just see if that works how much
is your GTF? $5.00. $2.00. $30.00 and you can hear it. Report that shit.
Why isn't that working? I see it. Oh my oh my you see it right there it's going
through. You see if they said this is the first streamer I generally can't
I'm the funniest
Right-output anonymous dipter
It is and is your OBS
Default is the default rate
Your alerts are muted
I don't fuck no fucking thing.
How you gonna fuck you, man?
All right, bro. This one is the beef spring roll, bro.
Is that meaty?
This is massive, dawg.
This is the first stream where I genuinely can't stop laughing.
This nigga, dawg, set a soy sauce like water to ancient tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy.
That was funny, bro.
You're funny as shit.
Here, here, here.
Yo, dawg, have you heard the disc-tack of Pudgy?
Nope.
Wait, what? What the fuck? Is this in a condom?
It was looking like a spring.
He's not a spring.
What do you do, dad?
Not shit. Not everybody.
Yo, yo, this is not a condom.
It's just a spring bowl.
No, so why isn't it clear?
Let me...
It's clear because it's rice paper.
It's rice paper.
So I can eat this?
No, wait. No, you don't have to take it off.
Take it off. It's part of- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'll eat it again.
This right here, this right here is fermented, some type of fermented sauce.
It's called, um, naan.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Your, like, half-naked mustache and roughness is literally making me want to throw the fuck up.
You need to give that shit- Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
That shit looks so fucking disgusting, bro.
It's just like patches of fucking shit.
That shit make you want to throw up, bro.
Like, my heart hurt right now.
I don't want to eat this shit.
Bro, it look disgusting right here, bro.
On my shades.
But right here.
Are you fucking...
I need to get wide up two views.
But at least I have to eat my fuck.
Fuckin' wrong.
Dip it in here.
Yes, dip it, man.
But it's his song, bro.
So why the fuck would I dip it?
It's gonna taste good.
It's gonna taste good, bros.
Bro.
Come on, man.
Hmm?
Come on, man.
It's different.
It's kind of good, bro.
You know, I did it in fish sauce.
Do you want me to do that better?
What do you think about that?
Hmm.
Maybe not.
Yeah.
Why does Doug give me down low vibes?
You don't think I'm gay?
Is that what that means?
Yeah.
But I think I'm gay.
I love to live, huh?
What's that big, low elephant in the back doing?
He's shooting the bag, huh?
I need a movie.
All right, after you.
Yeah, I know what I'm trying to say.
You want me to say I'm an elephant?
That's all right.
I'm a movie.
All right.
That was good.
You want to buy that shark one?
Yeah, let's try a shark one.
Try the shark one.
How much is it on dates?
W.D. in chat.
What the fuck do you mean on dates?
Here, bro. This isn't me.
Tell Duck to add 7TV to his channel.
You know, 7TVs is evil, bro, because I'm seeing a bunch of air to this.
Duck, just a withered lucky.
I hope you're in my stream.
Yo, my stud!
Hold on, what's good?
Yeah, I'm coming to that bitch.
You remember?
Why are you...
Hi, Jason. I love why you.
What you talking about, too?
You got it.
Why does meeting spring look so zesty?
say hey to Jason. I'm good. I'm good. Are you confused right now? Are you like are you back to like
straight? Yeah, I think there's gonna be a girl. Can me and Jason. Can me and Jason run you?
Can me and Jason run you?
I'm gonna call you when I get out of the street.
No, I'm gonna call you when I finish my baggage but so stay on the street, that's how I call you back.
Alright, let me be in Jensen's double penetration.
What are you saying? Huh?
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
It's good, bro. Let's try. Okay, dip this.
Yeah, yeah.
But we can run there, bro.
Oh, man.
I like the beef from your personality.
Yeah.
They just make a shit of it, doesn't it?
No.
What is fish sauce?
Is it beef?
No, no, no, it's fish sauce, it's basically,
I don't know, I'm gonna be honest.
It's beef.
No, it's not.
What else would it be?
He's trying to poison your black alga.
No, but it's not poison, it's Vietnamese food.
There's a there's this fish probably fish or something y'all look good together. I love this for y'all fermented fish. That's what it is
This pea no, we'll fuck is not doesn't well stop acting like you
Why don't look like upside down that how you gonna tell me what what I eat?
It's what I eat, bro
You can get that
22 minutes of it. What was that one gift that you were our Lly passionate act?
One gift that I was passionate about, uh, I got my fingers crossed.
I couldn't wait for the Wuops dad, Ludwig's best friend, Mukbang Stream. This shit is generational.
Big shine dub, bitch, I'm dub, I don't care if you'll thug, bitch, I'm dub.
Dub, who's your prom date? And when you both have a gaming collab?
Collab
We'll be done in Jason is the funniest duo ever never left so much money to be made at the country
Yo, dad, why you like that?
By the movie, bro. Yeah, why do you keep saying I mean why every time you eat you say
Mmm.
Are you weird as fuck, man?
Cause it tastes good, guys!
Alright, let's start on the floor.
Let's go on the floor.
For that bit.
Now, this is that shit right here.
This is like one of the favorites.
What did you say?
For that bit.
What is this called?
A for that bit.
For that bit.
Hey, man, we out!
What?
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
For that bit!
Bro, listen.
That's not a fucking joke, you're joking like a little bitch.
Like a fucking kid, like a Disney star.
You're not a fucking Disney star.
I'm not joking!
Fuck that bitch.
No, fuck!
I'm not saying no shit like that alone.
P.H.O.?
It's not fuck!
No, I say fuck, fuck!
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Fuck that bitch.
You're mishearing me.
What is this called?
Fuck.
All right, that's it, bro.
No, fuck that bitch.
Fuck that bitch means...
Listen to me!
Oh, your hairline's so... put your hat back down!
Bow!
Huh?
Hahahaha!
Pshh!
Sorry?
Pshh!
It's okay.
It wasn't deep, no.
It was just a miss.
I knew that.
It was straight out.
Alright, come on, really slow.
I knew that.
It was just...
Ohhhh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Man, open it up!
Open it up.
What the fuck, why is it kissing me?
No, no, no, you put the meat in there.
Put the meat in there.
Why is it not already in there?
Because that, that.
No, nigga, the broth's supposed to cook this right.
Yeah, exactly.
You put the meat in there and put the fuck in there.
Look at me get salmonella, bro.
No.
Okay, you do it first.
Doug, I don't have the fuck.
I have the chicken.
What the fuck would I put raw meat down on it?
Don't ask, bro.
It's red meat and I'm gonna get sick.
It's salmonella.
Salmonella is fucking eggs.
No, the fuck is not.
Yes, it is.
What's salmonella, what's salmonella, chat?
What are you talking about, man?
Oh, salmonella from chicken, all right.
Ray's coming home.
I'll check that later, chat.
Chicken and eggs, see that's beef, bro.
Don't get it cool, cool.
All right, are you ready?
Yeah.
What's a lot of it?
This one's part of this.
Oh.
All right.
So this is, you see how hot it is to cook anymore.
You might not be able to get that shit out of me, bro.
No, it's hot.
It's not cooking, no, bro.
Nigga, it just got in there, bro.
Like, what the fuck do you do besides streaming, bro?
Don't use your own shit against me, dawg.
What the fuck do you need to do?
What, the microwave?
No, we got a microwave in there.
Well, wait, could you microwave that pretty please?
Yes.
The dark broth is for the sake of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this called fun?
Yes.
It's fun that it get it.
That get it means like everything.
Like you got everything.
W.
You want me to just...
You want me to library the other one too?
No, no, no. This one's already...
Why the fuck won't you microwave it?
Fuck you when we need some hot shit for it.
Yeah, it's already hot rose not hot enough to cook it me that one's not hot enough to cook me
My name
No, bro, you're good try not try this one. Okay, this one's like some
Ribs, it's like really. What is it called? It's called that yeah. No, it's not. It's called Bob Bob. Yeah
What is it called? Come yeba?
Come eat it Bob.
You literally don't know shit about me.
Come eat it Bob.
You really don't know shit about me.
Zyblu, bro, it's come eat it Bob.
No seriously, what does it call it?
It's come eat it Bob.
I'm gonna say put it down.
Oh shit, that's poor.
Chow let me show you something.
Come eat the hell, to hell.
nigga, you're reading chat
I forgot I poured bro, I have an egg in a minute
one moment, checking the photo
alright, looks like a takeout pop
it looks like a pulled grilled pork chop rice plate
very similar to Vietnamese con son nun
con son nun, you don't know
bro, con son nun
con son nun
I've never been to Vietnam with my paper. I my parents ever taught me like
I've been there because my origin
My eyes look at the color of my skin, bro. I'm proud of who I am. Hey who ready?
Who raided me, Chad?
I ain't actually a motherfucking raided me, me to fuck you.
Take your raided bag, bitch.
God damn!
I don't need that shit.
How?
I don't need a fucking hand, I don't need a fucking hand.
Jimmy.
I don't need a fucking hand.
You don't need a motherfucking hand, huh?
You can't say thank you.
No, fuck.
I don't fucking raided me, bitch.
I don't need a fucking hand, I don't need a fucking hand.
You can't just say thank you.
No, nigga.
Fuck the niggas.
They see me like, oh shit, they got 3K in this shit.
Let me rate this nigga, fuck you bitch.
Oh, because they like it down on you there.
They hit small in streamers.
No, about a 3K.
You know, you top like 0.001%, right?
Who was your highest streamer?
160 something thousand.
What's next?
Well, eat the gum to the noob.
He said gum to the noob.
I don't think he done it.
That's come to noon, is it come to noon?
Bro, you want some gay shit?
Are you?
I swear to God, Bryce is gonna get his gum.
Really?
Yes.
My parents are going up and be like,
yo, did you eat gum yet?
I swear to God, he'll be like, yo.
Can your parents speak proper English
or does this kind of, does this kind of,
it's kind of, you want to talk to my dad?
No, nigga.
What's going on with dad?
Son of a,
oh!
You heard that?
Son of a,
I see 90,000 I smack the shit out of you, bro.
This kid, I would never do that, bro.
Oh shit, the food came.
Come on, Aaron.
Be like.
I know.
Be like.
I know.
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
What's that?
Yo, no!
No!
Wait, we're going to get the angle.
Wait, hold on a minute.
Go for it.
Say, uh, since you're a quackal.
I thought you guys were saying, eh?
Hey, little pups.
Yeah.
Since you're a quackal.
Fish are quite cool.
What did you say?
We're eating gum to noon right now.
Oh, gum to noon?
Yeah, I told you.
Wait, is this rice called gum?
No, rice, thing makes gum.
Gum?
Yeah.
Eat that gum.
come
It's my friend dubs my friend dubs. I'm gay as fuck when
Yeah, hey, don't fuck your shit out of me yesterday
Hey, man, hey, man, it's my new boyfriend
Yeah
Big dick
on the phone right there. Hey big dick! Hey, how you doing? Your son and I have, how
long do you say we're doing tonight? By having extremely hot gay sex. Yeah. He's gonna join
He's down, Bob. We're gonna go have sex later with all the guys.
Peace out, Bob.
Bye, Bob.
You know, I just, you know, finished the movie, and I'm like, damn, that's all.
I'm going to switch y'all eating.
Oh, look at that. Get on the knees, man.
You try to eat.
That chili sauce hot as fuck.
What sauce?
Let me try that.
Here, here. Try this one.
This one?
Hot as fuck.
That one's hot, though.
It was hot.
It was really hot there.
You trying to eat me up?
What?
I see you trying to eat these necks.
It's all blue right?
Uh, we got, we got a bastard out of me and said we came home and got a little bit.
Black forces.
I did, I mean.
I love it.
Look, here you try.
We don't know.
I mean, see this shit.
That's where you saw it tell me.
He's still eating.
I said he's eating.
Ha!
I don't even breathe this shit up.
Oh my God, that's kind of an illusion, right?
You scared me posted, uh, real special.
I'm gonna have a football treat, y'all.
I'm gonna have a football treat.
I'm just trying to eat you my thumbnail.
Wait, wait, wait.
Try to fuck.
Fuck that beard.
But really get in the camera when you eat it, bro,
because this is like, this is what matters.
Wait, wait, before you try it,
put it somewhere else.
No, that's too hot.
I just fucking had it.
Put it somewhere else in there, bro.
Sriracha?
No, it's not hot.
Sriracha.
He's like lettuce?
Yeah, well, he's pretty good.
What kind of food is it?
Vietnamese food.
You know he's never been to Vietnamese?
That's not a place.
You mean Vietnam?
Oh, you know about that shit?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
No, I don't.
Did I guess what you from?
Three tribes.
Uh, three like...
No, no, no, no, no.
Three tribes.
Just three tribes.
Okay, I can guess where you're from right after.
All right.
Afghanistan.
Nope.
Pakistan.
Nope.
I don't think that bad gets us there.
Not really.
What do you mean?
What do you think I'm from?
Africa.
No.
Nigeria?
Nigeria.
No.
Um, Kenya.
This is your first time trying to pull up?
So I'm beating these people up.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a big bro.
I'm trying to shoot.
Hey, wait.
Use the fork.
Are we going to try to shoot?
Try to shoot.
Try to drop.
It's bone broth.
Bone broth?
It's not like it's a it's like long about the other
But that be it so I'm not talking like this
Where you going?
I
Say, I'm too old, they can't cancel it.
I got canceled by the day.
Now, you ain't even doing it.
Oh, yeah.
You ain't even doing it.
What you think the boy?
Hey, I remember one day, right?
We wasn't as cool.
And I see you driving with your girlfriend,
and we're going, you know, to my son.
You look cool.
When we was in here talking, and my son was like,
you know what I'm saying?
Hey, then I see y'all walking in Burbank.
Damn, you're like, when did you get out of the car?
Because y'all were streaming.
Wait, I think I remember this.
I think I saw you.
I didn't even want to bother him, he was a Popeye's Park-a-Lot.
What? No way.
You had a Popeye's Park-a-Lot?
What?
No, you were in Birdman.
Yeah, I know where he's from.
And you were walking to get home.
Oh my God, that's so old.
That was like two years ago, almost.
Yeah, you were in a phase, so...
We were in a phase.
Yeah, that was a phase.
Wait, wait, bro, why are you eating it like that?
I'm not fucking eating it.
You eat it with a fork and twist it up.
Yeah, have you chopped six or no?
I wish we had chopsticks, Joe.
You don't, you, stop wishing.
You better visit, you know, the way it really is here.
You ready, shit?
I'm gonna get out of here.
Ah, bro, I mean, what's this light shit?
That's noodles.
That's noodles, bro.
Have you never had a plate of like ramen or anything?
You see, what's a Japan, bro?
Are you sure I'm eating noodles, man?
I don't know, like, you know what I'm saying.
This is not good.
What the fuck is that?
I mean, I don't really think that's shit, dude.
We don't even lost much.
You think you had 20?
18.
You got me?
Hey, Andrea, he pointed at me and said that.
No, didn't he?
I don't really.
I mean, bro, it's OK.
Do you get ass naked when you have sex?
Do I get ass naked when I have sex?
What the fuck do you think I have my clothes on?
He has it.
So am I weird?
Do I only get ass naked?
He has a shirt and his cheap socks on.
Yeah, I can see you having a rich shirt on.
Hold on.
First bite of fun.
That's it, yeah?
Hey, talk to me.
No, this is ass.
This is ramen noodles.
What?
With beef broth.
This shit is just nothing to this.
You don't like that?
Are you serious?
Oh my life.
Isn't it healthy for you too?
Like, no problem.
It's healthy.
I'm pretty sure it's not bad for you.
I mean, you're sick.
You're supposed to eat that.
That's just sick food.
This is like tea.
That's just evil food.
I like that.
But eat it again, bro.
Eat it again.
Get out of meat.
Just not with the meat.
Yeah.
With the noodles, bro.
With the noodles.
No, too much meat.
That's why you're too much meat. You got too much meat on your throat. Get more noodles, bro.
There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You watch Twitter porn?
It's- it's- no, what the fuck you been doing, Doug? Like, what do you say?
You ain't not gonna watch Twitter porn? Do I get ass naked when I have sex? What's next?
We're just summarizing.
What are we all talking about?
Yeah, there you go, come on. Doug.
Oh yeah that's the one. That's it.
Bro, this is pointless. Let me tell you what this is.
Here you go. Here you go.
This is a bunch of shit put together.
It's literally meat and noodles. Right. This is like a round of noodles. This is a dollar.
No it's not, bro. I'll pay a dollar for this.
Oh my mic I'll pay a dollar for this. Fuck you.
I can't even be that bad.
It's not that bad.
I can't even be that bad.
Don't be that bad.
Don't be that bad if you have 17 SCVs.
I'm not a child of eight.
I don't need them.
I'm trying to shoot them.
Here, use my gun.
Why?
Maybe he's the rest of them.
Let me ask you this question.
How do you just like figure out these senses
that are going to come out of you?
You're gonna have dry sex like no no like no like dry it's gonna hurt right
Are you gonna do it or you got your face?
I might as well get fucked over again.
I'm gonna face.
That's your ass, ain't it?
What the fuck are you doing?
Is that his ass?
It's just bland.
It's just eat noodles.
You need to eat the meat.
But why do you moan when you get that eating?
I know you're even turning nasty.
Ah, man.
That's good.
Let me try one more time.
Let me take a couple bites of that.
Let me show you something.
Like 15 bites.
That's good, bro.
Do you have a popcorn or something?
That's just genuinely good, bro.
I'm trying my best.
Give me a minute.
Excuse me.
There's some hot.
Oh, this is the stuff that I'm thinking.
It looks like in the meat at the same time.
That's the most normal shit I've ever had in my life.
The egg roll was the best thing.
I don't know, I'll try this one.
I thought he was giving that to Ron.
Yeah, that's all good.
Bro, we can all attack it, bro.
So I'm up with him.
Is this mice?
Yes, it's gum to the nose point.
No, it's not mice, it's not.
Bro, why are you up there?
I don't know, that was mine, bro.
Bro, why do y'all eat so fucking gay?
How can you?
No, this is yours.
No, it's not.
That was mine, because I gave him mine.
So this is 8 off your 4.
Wait, how do you get a 3rd or 4?
I don't know.
I
Know I just yeah, this
That's your work
How about you this fool use a spoon bro you should have a reason chopstick
Oh my god, let me have my mom cook for you
Mom's mess cook
My mom live like two minutes away
We dare
I'm just talking. Let's just say three, two, one, nigga.
I eat this bread and try it. You gotta like something. No, but how do you eat the egg
bread with it? Why don't you say it? You don't have to eat the egg roll. It's egg roll.
Make a lot of fuck that I say
That's healthy
Bro, this is dry as fuck
With the fish sauce look
I like fish sauce
We need no shot who was shot away this shit
Damn
That's a better than broth
Maybe you know my suit, bro
You know my suit
How do you
What I was in was updating
18? Damn, bro, like young. How old were you? 13?
Damn!
I didn't even know what a shot was.
I was 14, 14, 14, 14.
You let out shots when you were 14?
My dick didn't even go back at 14.
I don't do my penis running for a long time.
It was a long time.
I also didn't know how to masturbate until I was like 17.
I'm sure you're going to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't know how to do this. I used to lay down and just compress it. I pushed down. I'm so serious.
You got heart disease, bro?
Don't project on me, bro.
There you go.
Hey, this is the last thing, bro. Before we conclude the Vietnam thing, this is called
Boom Noon to God.
Bro, are you just making up shit, bro?
I'm not, bro.
Like, you're literally just making up shit.
I'm not, I'm not.
This is your heritage, bro.
I'm not, bro.
So there's crunchy noodles with meat and the sauce is just beef.
Oh shit, whatever happens.
Yeah, but there's not enough sauce.
It ain't provided enough sauce.
So the noodles will be a bit too crunchy, girl.
Are you sad that a Jalen Browner got moved out of Boston?
You think I give a fuck about what Jalen Browner's doing right now?
No, I'm saying.
I'm here with fucking Dub and Jason the lean.
My life is fucking great.
You do hate bust.
You don't get it, do you?
You don't get it.
Oh, I don't know.
He's comparing me to a terrorist.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, Joe.
Well, you have to bust.
Oh, God.
Tell me.
It's not kind of good.
Yeah, you like it.
You see how much you love this stupid boy, Connor?
What?
You get alerts?
You give him your car?
He does, though.
So they're clearly out of the jacket box.
Why do you think he's in the jacket box?
No, what the fuck are you talking about, Floyd?
They're in the fucking suit, man.
Yeah.
It's because of all the bullshit.
Holy fuck, bro.
How's it going, man?
That was the odyssey.
It was good, bro, but I kind of lost train of thought when I kept seeing Travis Scott
show up.
I'm dead as fuck.
Travis Scott, if you meant me?
Yeah, I kept getting confused.
I'm trusting a movie, bro.
I heard it really good.
Yeah, it was pretty cool, but it takes a lot of learning
and understanding.
You got to really watch the movie.
You can't tell it's all.
There's no fucking talking to me.
Like, look at him.
Why don't we fuck him out of no honesty?
We don't know what's fucking about that goddamn movie.
Fuck that movie.
I'm talking to me, don't.
I think it was talking to me.
I didn't ask you.
Fuck that movie.
And fuck Travis Scott.
What's wrong with you?
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
I'm gonna kill this killer, bro.
There's more right here.
I'm gonna fuck him out of the ring.
Nobody keep it raided you, too!
You're gonna get moved.
What the fuck am I having?
What you need? You need other food?
This is actually good.
You look like a black woman ring.
I'm laughing because I'm getting right here.
I don't know what that means.
Why would I need to look at the corner?
You'd like Miko to grab a bottle of course.
Why would I not have tattoos?
He says I was going to get a face tattoo,
but I'm glad I didn't.
Oh my God, that's great.
I actually scanned my audience.
I owned him a face tattoo, and I never got it.
It's a blessing in disguise, bro.
Like a lacy.
You got a face tattoo?
You got a thug tattoo, face tattoo.
What's a thug?
You know what I'm saying, right?
It's a thug.
Hey, I'm going to use the bathroom.
Thank you all for the food.
What man?
Is that all you know what he said?
That's what it looks like when you eat like a meal of that.
Why look like you got one of these Jewish packs up?
Look at this bag.
Who is there firing if it is?
I did read my phone up here.
My song probably.
You got a song?
You gonna read it?
No.
So try this though.
I tried it.
Are you drinking broth?
Yeah.
You know this is like my first real collab.
It has?
I did a collab with 250.
I did a collab with people that don't do streaming.
This is my real first streaming collab.
Say honor, bro.
It's an honor, dad.
I'm gonna be streaming with this.
They don't get my burp in the oven, my dude.
Anything I understand?
No.
So what the fuck?
It's just different.
Where are my other men?
I thought he was on vacation.
He quiet, bro.
He's quiet.
When you get to know him, that's when you talk, bro.
That's the best thing.
He sits there and looks good, bro.
And then we get to know him.
Do you look good?
Yeah, we do, man.
What about Clarence?
My other number of Clarence, you're sure.
But Clarence is definitely out of top three, top four.
Top five I should be looking for, sir.
What?
Like, it goes probably Clarence, then Brayden, then King 6-8, then Haskell, then Longland.
And then I'm a close 6-0.
What?
Brayden a lot. You be an Asian and talking gay is weird in the fuck out of you.
So, Brayden? You think Brayden is like Q?
I mean, they're like, you're rejected in speaking as a straight man. I can say that in his hands, yes.
Brayden. The nigga that shot Kyle and whatnot.
Yep.
Alright, what's this, Chet?
Yeah, I don't know. Bro, HotSkull, I didn't know who HotSkull was until he won the award.
A lot of people, a lot of people don't like him, bro.
What the fuck is that? That's not beautiful.
Let me get it, let me get it in the after.
A lot of people don't like him.
HotSkull?
Yeah.
A lot of people say that he was there, and he didn't like, people trying to talk to him, he wouldn't say what up.
Oh, he'd be gone?
Yeah, I didn't see that. He's controversial
Somebody say that they eat on I don't know. I didn't see that
All right. This is a plate full of bullshit. They got carrots. Let me show you how he's has carrots
I've never ate that one on broccoli. I've never I've never ate that one up to be honest with you
I don't know what that is. No, no that is
What is you supposed to eat?
Just eat it Doug
My name is Doug.
I'm calling you Doug.
You said dog?
Yeah, like Doug.
Is this dog what you eat?
No, that's not dog.
It's chicken.
It's like just a chicken in a soup, probably.
And that's a...
I forgot what it's called in English.
This is too slimy, bro.
Here you go.
Here you go, bro.
Who's Bob Chow?
watch out, yeah, watch out
watch out, watch out
bro, you face is in the mouth
what are you talking about?
that's not even a beat, watch out, it's Chinese, bro
you don't know shit
watch your mouth
is it a dictatorship or president?
uh, what do you say?
uh, it's a prime minister
stop looking at the chat, bro
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I don't fucking know, man
I don't know!
I don't fucking know, bro
it's a communist country yeah I knew that I knew that but you don't you don't
know anything about Vietnamese I just know the shit I was talking about
parents that's all where's Vietnamese ends in Asia Southeast Asia okay okay
it's next to Cambodia it's the capital uh Ho Chi Minh
Nope.
It's like a huh?
Nope.
I hope you've been to the largest city.
Why the fuck leave people in the chat, bro?
I don't know, bro!
Hanoi!
Ah, fuck Hanoi, man.
That's crazy, bro.
You don't know anything about it.
I was only, I only know what I was taught, bro.
My parents are refugees.
What is the most popular transportation?
More than a second.
You quizzing me about my fucking country?
Dignity is the same as for what food?
Fub?
Then what about me?
But what about me?
Good.
Yeah, see?
No more, it's no more.
You just named it the soup?
This is a beverage.
A beverage of eating his coffee.
Mmm.
How many diggies live in there now?
How are they? Less than 30?
Less than 30.
Are you a teddy baby or are you similar?
Definitely a teddy baby. You're a teddy baby? Yeah. I wasn't
freaked out as a kid though. That's why I'm not in the back of my head. It's flat.
I was in the back of my head. You see how I was going straight up. There's no like, huh?
Why don't you freak out? I was just a good kid. So I had to cry so they didn't pick me up.
I mean brothers and sisters do that I'm on the job really good line
I do I give up on each other I don't know I mean I'm down here a little bit no my dad
had me when he was like 48 you said what my dad even he was like 48 783
How was your dad, you know?
My dad, by the term 70, bro.
To me, damn.
He's older shit, yes, I understand that.
That's why I have a kid soon, bro.
So we can have a grand kid before he dies.
Before he dies? Why do you think you don't die?
I'm like, bro, this is real.
I'll be thinking about it sometimes late at night,
and it's yes-ah, bro.
Me too.
I guess I don't think much of that until you know.
You don't know a fuck about my father.
I do.
If I died today, what would you do?
If you died today, I would tell you a chat.
People would post on Twitter a picture of you
and say, all right, Peter.
But you know that, ain't that fucked up my life?
Yeah, and it's important.
That's important.
I guess like 100 million likes.
That's all it was going on.
How many likes do you think if I died?
I average like 2 million, so probably like 6 million.
6 million for sure.
You get 6 million?
Yeah, me and her, obviously.
Okay.
Knock on wood though, I don't want to knock on wood.
It's a philosophy.
Uh-huh.
Hey, Roy, let's break the mudbang.
What do you think?
I'm gonna be honest.
Vietnamese food is pretty fresh.
It's delicate.
But they're using American...
American ingredients to make
a Vietnamese dish. What are you talking about? If I went to Vietnamese, it would taste nothing like this.
Would I ever explore what Vietnamese food is? Absolutely not. Let me tell you what Vietnamese food is.
Vietnamese food is going to Asia, or going to Japan, wanting to fuck with Japan wanting, and you meet a mom girl.
That's it. You fuck them all and then you go home and say Japan. It's just not Japan
food, it's not China. This gave me the thing like, this is what I want to compare this
food to. Excuse me? What I compare this food is, is Japanese food, what's sushi? That's
what's a Japanese area. Japanese food is regular sex, making love. This is period sex. Vietnamese
food is period sex it can get the job done but you have to close your eyes
when you eat it close your eyes when you do it it wasn't good bro yo so you were saying this is hot
shit just cuz it's not anything fried bro it's like somewhat healthy it's not
ass brother how the fuck do I have 22k and more how do I have more views and
active channel
why do I have ads?
because viewers fluctuate when you run ads bro
so you look at the demographic shit
yeah bro I just shit with you bro
they got algorithms in the shade you know what I mean it's a lot
but hey a steam wind pool steam woody pool give his ass 750,000
What give us that 750,000 welcome on bro. Now you said it'll stream
So give us that 750,000
We don't get out his ass on Christmas
Hey, Doug, hey, you ready? What?
But but but let's refresh a little bit
Let's just call that we just ate, you know what I'm saying?
You're super-steady?
Super-steady?
You wanna go say hi to the city?
No, is he still there?
I would assume so, unless you want to go do something.
Yeah, I wanna do more like 10 shots from the three from both of y'all.
I can't play one on one, no I don't.
That's cat.
You don't know how to dribble.
Nope.
So you, how are you, you don't know how to play dodge ball?
No.
What the fuck did you go up doing?
I don't know.
I couldn't go up.
You did that?
You fucking do work.
You fucking Newark?
Playing no sports.
Nope. I'm not playing sports for my life.
Are you serious?
No.
I mean, honestly, I couldn't guess that.
I'm never playing sports.
Why?
Just not about right now.
So you don't want to dribble the ball?
I'm not dribbling, but I can't dribble away from somebody.
Yo!
Let's get our camera over here.
What do you say?
Hey, can I borrow it?
I'll say it's me.
Oh.
It's you.
YBG!
What do I mean?
Come on.
I mean, he can't.
What do you think?
YBG does his name.
No, he can't.
Of course.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
It's a loss.
Hey, bro.
We better go.
I'll borrow it.
No.
Where'd you go?
Hey, call him.
He's not my corner.
Oh, call him here.
I don't know.
Who's that son?
You made three black people it can't be Martin King LeBron James
They five black people it can't be LeBron James Martin King Snoop Dogg or Kevin Hunter
Malcolm X
Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Doug, DG, New Dennis
Tim
You know LeBron James?
Steph Curry, Michael Bridges
What the fuck is that?
It's an NBA player, you know
All right, uh, Allen Anderson, Jason Tatum
And
Name five asian people that's not me and not Jackie Chan not who sleep
Jackie Chan
I said not Jackie Chan
Is it really that talking hard? No, I'm trying to get to a Japan or maybe no Asia is Japan
Okay.
Jeremy Lane.
Oh.
Goku.
Neck out?
Fuck no.
That's a, that's an anime too.
Okay.
Uh, Jackie Chan.
Who else looks? What'd you say?
Oh, Jeremy Lane.
What was the biggest name I've ever seen in a couple of years?
You didn't even know their name, bro?
Don't look at Chad.
I'm not.
Come on, bro!
You can't even find him?
What was that name I got?
You got one American, gotcha.
I don't fucking know you can't even eat too are you serious
Are you serious?
Y'all to show now who the fuck is dad?
It is or that's the thing that made Jack Marzino
Yeah, who is that?
No, they just say who
That ain't right. You just put, you just dropped a fork. They said that's the name.
You hear me, lady? Man, who the fuck is Asian? Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
There's no way there's no way, da.
Ninja?
What?
Ninja.
Ninja?
Like a fortnight party?
He's white.
You can't be serious.
No, I'm good at it.
Ninja.
Jeremy William.
I'm good at it.
Yeah, Ninja, Jeremy Wayne,
Jeanette A. Cole.
I just, I just have, I mean, yeah, it counts, yeah.
All right, bro, it's a, they, they even porn stars, bro.
Does it ring anything?
No, I don't, I don't watch porn stars.
I don't watch, I really don't know.
You don't know who Yalmi is?
Fuck, Yalmi.
Come on, bro.
Bro, even if-
Oh shit, Ray!
Ray is ace.
That's your Emily?
Yes, bro.
We could have thought swimmers.
Bro, you could have thought artists.
You could have thought rappers.
Who's a rapper?
Uh, where's Brian?
Who?
Where's Brian?
No.
Right side.
Oh, right side.
Yeah.
Do an orange, bro.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
I want to show you the years, baby.
Oh yeah, the shades, baby, too.
Yuki, bro. Yuki is not Asian.
And what you did to Yuki, bro, that's fucked up, huh?
I appreciate my mind, bro.
Appreciate my love. Appreciate it, bro.
Alright, bro, let's go outside.
Do you have to stay in your rooms?
No, I just said let's go outside.
I'm saying all of them versus coaxial paper right here.
Huh?
This is coaxial paper.
I don't give a fuck what that is.
Yo, this is one of the main internet.
I don't give a fuck!
You know, you really did.
You really did use to work at Comcast, bro.
You know, you really did.
You really did use to work at Comcast, bro.
Oh, shit.
That's like a team.
Oh, man.
I don't know why I got a little call.
Are you guys signing on rate?
I'm working on the prep for you on that shit.
What you got to work on?
It was signed on something.
Yeah, they were wearing on some contract details and shit.
How much is this pre-sale post to have?
I don't know if you say it in the comments.
How much is my rate?
My rate is...
I don't like to talk about my rate.
Oh sure.
Cause they're as much as up here in the right corner, so that's the way it is.
Huh?
On the borrowable, nicely borrowed from the black flesh.
No, sir!
Here.
No, sir!
We ain't no no car.
We've got a car. We all got cars, bro.
We got money. Where are we?
Outside, do we? That's the only fucking question.
You say something?
You probably end up in a crack of some shit.
That's why you added a door, bro.
It wasn't a door, you know?
It was just this.
It's a makeshift door.
It's a makeshift wall.
It's hollow, bro.
You hear that?
Whoa, it is.
It's your difference, it's your distance.
That's great.
How much did that cost?
I don't know.
just to hit me so y'all can't see a little fat oh yes
you're not gonna see through it
see through one of those you got blinds though so if you really want to play
okay I want to see you do a sport I think
of course you gravitate towards the fucking segue
I've never seen y'all just be buying shit bro
so how much we how much we playing for
well I'll play for a hundred gifted
how much is a hundred gifted
500 bucks
I
Go to the grass. I don't know where the fuck I'm going. It's right here, bro
Oh, it's your first right here
It's the first time here to it's like my second time is the second time bro. He's just cocking in
I'm happy to see a nigga take a nigga job
Happy to see a nigga take a
Oh
Balls
It looks better online, bro.
What?
It looks better online.
It looks better online?
I miss you kicking balls.
I want to see you kick.
Let me see.
Okay.
Wait, you can.
Oh, I can tell by the way
you dribble your ass.
Yeah.
I don't know how to dribble.
How you going to do it?
Is this the only ball you got?
There's only one more ball.
You just turn it around the house.
Let me see.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on!
What the fuck, bitch, I'm dumb!
So what do you want to do for the money?
You don't want to play one-on-one?
Bro, my arm's fucked up. I can't shoot.
You don't want to play one-on-one?
Hell yeah!
So what?
Let's go to 11.
That's too much.
Are you freaking...
You just overfed me.
come the fuck on bro barely a no I a I a tool all right let's go
seven lighter go to seven all right back come on let's go to seven
I can't shoot bro my arms go fucked up
I pulled my shoulder bro I'll give you ball bro because you're clearly where we
We should go here
You got asthma too, right?
Before you box you get to
Have an asthma
I got that's your funny
I got as much as I can still run longer faster than you ain't jump higher
One be one one be one of seven
So what's the rules the rules is ones and twos make it take it
When they're when they're when it gets five get the subs
What are you gonna play for? Put it up! Put it up! Put it up!
I don't know, the five is like $20, man.
All right, $20 gets you? That's a bunch of bucks.
All right.
Can you save me, bruh?
Let's go.
Come on, bruh.
What the fuck are you saying? What it was? Like, how much it cost?
I don't know what the fuck you talking about, dude.
Ah, fuck!
All right, champ. I'm gonna play with it.
I don't know what you're doing.
Fuck.
Come on, man. I gotta learn the rim.
Check. Spam, uh, breast and PZMX in the check.
Bitch.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm kind of cool. I ain't gonna lie.
I've never seen you get a money spray before.
Like have you ever spread money?
Like how do we even know you got money bro?
I've never seen you get a money spray before.
Have you had a breath already?
No.
My nose.
Bro, you're not doing shit, I'm out in the garden.
Come on bro.
Lock the fucking...
Oh fuck!
I'm gonna lock it in bro.
He's like my arms pulled bro.
You got a lock in your mouth.
What?
I'm fucking him up.
When was the last time you had a physical activity?
Oh
So I got you from here next
I got asthma. My airways is clogged. From what? From asthma. What causes asthma? I
I was born with it, bro.
Get in there!
Yes!
What's that, 3-0?
3-0.
That's it?
3-0.
Alright, Chad, turn up time.
What the fuck are you good at?
What the fuck are you good at, Doug?
I don't learn the rims.
You get tired, bro.
Too much there, you're going to pass out, right?
What's that, 3-2-1, 3-1?
3-3.
3-3
I haven't worked out
If you lose on your own box, I mean you do cut the string. I will take it to the chin
You should run back with the shape
You can shave it if you want to beat my ass.
Yeah.
You can whip my ass.
I need a train more.
You think the shave would have been easy?
Before you shave it?
Oh my god!
Are they even trying?
Shut the fuck up!
I'm a lockhead.
It's gotta be a better ball, bro.
That's one though. That's looking good too. That's a clearance ball.
Oh my God! Why are you dribbling so much?
It's my play style.
Now who would you compare yourself to?
I like the middle ball.
Oh my God.
This might be the longest one from one ever.
Put your toe back in your mouth.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
You know what I compare myself to?
Like a big baby.
Look y'all, he converted to shooting.
One on one.
Let's see. Layups.
My arm hurt, bro.
It's hard.
Look at that.
3
My god
I need to try this shit together
I'm not about to lose.
I'm pretty tired, bro.
No.
Like, excuse.
Tell me how it's at.
I can't lose a fucking day.
Cardio?
I do cardio every day.
Don't fuck it, though.
I did a thousand jumpin' jacks today.
No, the fuck you did it!
Finking push-ups.
Three miles.
And it's on my Apple Pay.
I mean, on my Apple Watch.
No, the fuck is not.
I can see.
No.
There we go. Now it's fucking over. I got serious though. I got fucking serious.
There's 5-3.
It's time to sweat off your hairline.
Stop playing with me, bro.
Oh shit.
Snagger!
You know I was pooping that stream of you?
Am I half fell off?
That's like a major flip.
Hey!
Five!
Come on!
Double!
Come on, Deb!
Come on, Douglas!
Whatcha gonna do? Shoot it?
Hell yeah!
Okay, three.
Ah!
Alright, Cat.
He's probably down here.
That's what we do.
Come on.
Why don't you tell me that now you better shoot three damn you can't you got to check the ball
How he had a breast chat
I
The last chance you're gonna get
Okay, I can't lose
I
Can't lose chat I can't lose I
Need this on Twitter
There'll be Jason
Yeah
That cost me.
The problem is up there.
Why are you so old?
You're not shooting, bro.
Deep breath, Dub.
Deep breath.
That's you.
Let me win, bro.
Hey!
Hands on his knees.
Check up.
Check up, Dub.
I can't lose, bro.
Dub, come on, check up.
I can't lose, though.
You got a cardio?
No.
Little ass cars
So it's over
Give me that shit
Now watch how I end it
Watch what do you want jumper?
What do you want?
I'll bring
Hey
Wrap it up dub it's over with
This one called a hailer shot
Are you going to nail it?
Hell yeah.
That's the limit.
Hey, should we get a half time?
You can't grab the ball.
You missed it.
You can't lose a dub, bro.
Check.
Can't lose to you.
Now, lose it to me.
You're a fucking ad.
I'm not a fucking ad.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Fucking ball head, dude.
Can't miss the fucking...
Get the rim down.
The hand line's generally sweating out, Devin.
I'mma end it for you.
Where you going?
You miss this is all.
Take ball.
That ain't done!
I got to do bro.
Thank you.
You pick up your dribble, huh?
You suck.
I won't.
You suck.
I won't.
I need a movie.
I like this one
It's over
Yeah, I'm in the fucking game, bruh
No!
One by two.
Wait.
Keep moving.
Just go chat.
I'm the answer I gave it to him because I just fell back.
He's dead. That's got nothing going for him besides being a wolf.
Dad.
Can you hear my phone?
Please.
Let's do it.
That'd be some of the chat, man.
You know I gave that to you, right?
If I wanted to, I could sit and know you.
If I wanted to I could send an OU.
That bitch was nice bro.
Look it, look it. He never seen how many W's in this chat before.
That shit was nice bro.
Why did I let that happen bro?
Last of OU was dead.
Let me make it easier for my uh...
My cooking.
Let me make it easier for my cooking.
Why the fuck we got replays bro?
I wasn't trying bro. I wasn't trying bro.
I'm not doing no fucking thumbnails with you bro. I'm not doing no fucking. You come over
I'm smacking him up.
Yo.
I should kill myself for losing a dub, bro. What the fuck was that? Like, genuinely.
Oh! Hey y'all leaving at the 21?
Hey, things didn't work out.
No. How close to money?
Damn. Okay.
Tell me one on one. Who do you think won?
Huh?
Who do you think won?
What makes you think that?
It looks like you don't play sports.
I don't like to play sports.
And his fat ass looks like he plays sports.
His big bone ass looks like he can kick your shoe to basketball.
I'll beat him one step.
See? That was racially motivated.
Get him on his knee size. He scored one. I scored a seven.
Fuck you, bro.
I
Fuck man
I just give it to him bro. Fuck you bro. I lost a dub bro. I genuinely should not kill myself
Was we even I feel good beating him bro
No, honestly, I wouldn't press it
I'm gonna keep up the lost free so that my my win rate when I do win it feels actually feels good
You know the only reason why I was late because the video wasn't gonna be that long
And I wanted like a 20 minute video and then on Twitter they don't clip me and you like
That bro, I feel good about that, bro
Got beat by a 40 year old me
I'm saving my win shit for streamer games
What is streamer games?
Streamer games love with shit. It's basically like the Olympics for streamers. Yeah, but what do you do?
What the fuck you mean? What do I do? No, what do you do on streamer games? You play sports. What type of sports archery?
basketball
volleyball
Sprint team. Why do you think we all get a mind to shit?
I got invited but why do you think like us? Oh, it's I'm off. Oh
Well, cuz you don't know Ludwig, bro. You want me to make a call? No, I don't want to do that. So what?
I'm busy, bro. Then why you ask? I was just saying we don't get invited to nothing. Who was we?
Me and my cat brothers
Well, bro, I'll invite you wherever I go. You're always welcome. Yeah, that's better
that's
You want you want a box?
That's my shit. I like the box.
Yeah, you want a box?
No, no, no. You mean you.
We different way classic, bro.
I know.
How you feel, bro?
I feel good, bro.
I feel good, man.
This is great. You know what I learned today?
What?
Don't ever judge a book by its cover, chat.
Because when you look at Dub, you might look, damn.
This Fouat uncle brother.
This must be a shit his beard don't connect his hairline not even attached to his head and he always put on the most bullshit fits
But guess what
When you look at it inside, I see a genuine dude funny charismatic and an amazing father, bro
You know, I appreciate you seriously, you know what I learned, but because people think you said nigga you start hanging around black people
You could have a monkey
Suki's like half white and Suki about 75% white.
No he's nice, full black.
I didn't say you, I said neither.
But if I wanted to say it, I would say it.
But it doesn't matter bro, it's a word.
You just can't say it like it's white, you know?
No, it's not just a word bro.
Cause that word got powered to it bro, facts.
What type of word?
And I will never ever disrespect y'all.
You know, that's not even my vocabulary.
Like when you text me I dead,
it's don't even mumble it or think of the word.
Actually, nah, yeah, never.
Let's do it.
Let's do an apology big, huh?
I'm not apologizing.
No, you stay here and apologize for it.
Here, now come with me.
Where are you going?
No, just stay right there, just look sad.
All right.
In three, two, one.
Hi, I'm Doug, and I'm Jason, Tony.
And Jason's been depressed lately.
The reason why he's been depressed
is because the internet thinks he said something
that he did not say.
And I want to be the person to tell you that I am going to say sorry for him.
Me and Jason have been friends for a very, very long time.
And even when J Cole come on, he doesn't say the words.
When Drake comes on, he doesn't say the words.
His favorite artist always used that word.
He don't even rap it, even in his brain.
This is Jason.
He's sad because the internet is trying to cancel him for
some things that he did not say.
And by me being his black nigga friend, I can literally say Jason
I have never seen a nigga.
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you.
I'm dubbing, I approve this message.
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you.
Hey, I just beat this name.
I just beat this name.
No, he didn't.
No, I let him win.
I let him win.
Like, in his, like.
On God, I let him win.
He was right here.
Ah, hey, Kobe.
He did it.
In court too.
He didn't beat me, bro, what?
Winning against God wouldn't even feel good
Like
Ask you really
One of the best
What players that
Not another one bro, you know the one bro someone edit that for the D-Rose clip
How much is that cost?
What you better do
Yeah.
That's a bitch.
What y'all gonna do?
Why'd you do that?
You got to do it with his girlfriend.
Why'd you still talk with Paulie?
Dude.
He's like a bitch that's meeting up with Paulie.
Uh, it's equity play.
He lying, bro.
Is that your real eyes?
What do you mean it's my real eyes?
Is that your real eyes?
Yeah, why?
They're kind of cool, bro.
Thank you.
She's like an evolved Pokemon.
What the fuck's that mean?
Like like like the kid you was like Char's low chameleon. What was that?
Y'all you know what?
Y'all are coolest people. You know I was mad because I was the only person that I'm cool with that was in there
Wait, what you were the only person that I'm cool with that I like I didn't know nobody going to shimmy
Oh, it's okay
Yeah, but Sissy is y'all I think
What is like core? Oh, yeah, like it was nobody from my oh you pretty much core to down
Yeah, you're core my brother text me
But now we should like do like core versus capital. Yeah, what everything I feel like we'd be competition
Beach all in everything we wouldn't everything just be him a basket. I was
Okay, you guys understand sports stuff. We have more gaming stuff. We have me and Ron and Jason
We don't you don't you're not really good for shit. No, I'm sick. I'm gonna get a fortnight
Everything I love your only good
Ballerina
No fucking you have a dad
We're two we're so well versed that's the thing what the fuck did y'all like what what do y'all beat us in?
bowling like we throw better we throw better parties than y'all never been
on the news but we literally couldn't go to her house for a day because the
police had to investigate
I think bowling volleyball who the fuck wants to bowl though
basketball I used to play volleyball in high school I used to play too not
totally yeah we have Marlin in the front line we have Marlin honestly Marlin
I would set us like up for more in the whole time DDG's like you're taller. You're tall. Yeah, where's it coming?
You like six three one six to my home. It was a coming
Dishay is very athletic very hard
Drive on the ground for the ball
My brother's a spiker. I'm a very good. What the fuck is that?
was that a f**king cat?
probably
he got a white one
oh sh** i got a black one
yeah i see this white one
it is, look at the kit
yeah the kit's a 1 out of 40 kit
here he go bro
it's a 1 out of 40 kit with 4g out of wheels
yeah i was a little surprised
i kind of like the light though
i'm not gonna have to jack that
did niggit find any love?
yeah he found a love for sure
for sure
his assistant
yeah so y'all are cold bro
when the girl's off the stream y'all just said go home
y'all got girlfriends huh
why do you keep
like bro you have a girl
uh... i don't like to speak about my private life
there's some ai shit going on
there's been a bit of an ai shit
What what what do you do besides rolling the wheelchair? What do you mean? What could you do right now?
Like what I extreme what do I do?
Yeah, what you're a stream? What the fuck do I do where we eat we have fun?
We watch movies like guys
Yeah, when I am stream I do one of two things either either kick it with them work out. I don't do that
I'm gonna kick it with them. I either play you like 2k or Madden. It's not football season
I was on speed plane 2k recently and then I just watched movies, stayed on my girlfriend, pretty much it, I like to drive.
What's that for?
Just a record?
Just...
Yo Lacey, do you want to go to the six-time record?
Yeah.
Just let me press play.
What's the six-time?
Just play the audio.
10 hours a day?
How long do you usually shoot?
10 hours a day.
10 hours a day?
How long do you usually shoot?
Wait, why am I feeling kind of tough?
How long do you usually shoot?
Depends on the day.
No, we both go for it.
We both shoot for at least like...
At least 8.
At least 10 and 8.
10 and 12.
Yeah, I guess you're not shooting for nine and a half.
I'm shooting for like four hours, three.
No, usually it's two.
But I'm trickling my hours down because I'm trying to become more rare.
Yeah, I do about two hours.
But it's not going up yet.
Ever since Stream of You?
Stream just seemed easy.
That's the thing though, like, you gotta understand, if you want, like, I want to be more rare.
I'm not trying to be someone that people are like, oh, Lacey's live all day, every day,
ten hours a day.
every day I want people to get excited when lacy you should every day who do
people get excited to watch think about how it's like people were when kai went
live for the first time in eight months yeah but nine months but you're not
kai dog the fucking lacy in a wheelchair okay but imagine i became more rare so
what are you saying what the fuck is that is that a handi cap like that's kind of
hard i kind of like that i'm just getting lucky i think i'm just fake a fake
accident that's what he did I guess he
faked his injury so like what are you
doing to heal your shit
you had surgery I haven't
after that you're really need to be
with her right yeah for four to six
weeks and I have rehab for nine months
you're not you're not gonna be able to
walk for nine months now I can walk in
four to six weeks wait that's far that's
not bad like a month like a start to
walk oh well what type of surgery you
You gotta have ACL in the viscous.
Fuck, that's actually-
Why did you re-injury?
I tore my ACL, playing basketball, partially,
and then the surgeon told me I didn't need surgery
and that it would heal by itself.
So then four months later, I went to play pickleball
and then I fully tore it.
And then I had another surgeon in LA tell me
that I didn't need to get surgery,
but I could if I wanted to.
So I just chose not to get surgery.
And then like a month ago, I was playing basketball up there
I tore my meniscus when he tore this did it hurt that should hurt like a mother
What
Off for a day and let's take care of him. Yeah
He go acts with some shit. No
What we'll take him shopping. Oh
Bro, bro, give him his cards. Okay, actually I actually bought that for what there
Oh
Like bro, you're wasting your riches bro, I have a kid
Hey, bro, you gotta pull to the core crew
Shit yo, what listen your dad's gonna drop you off for a day at the courthouse and me and Jason are gonna take care of you
Yeah, we we're gonna trick on you. We'll what?
I bet hey, what's you doing this week?
Oh cuz you're in Japan, right? Yeah, was it your first time going to Japan?
Yeah, it's amazing out there. We'll walk. It's the best place ever. You're gonna love it. You like anime we'll walk
Yeah, what enemies?
Oh, you know you like a check on time
My favorites hunter x hunter
You gotta watch you
Well, I'm here invited to the party too. All right, I call you right back
Wait, what type of party big party we're bringing LA parties back with bigger. We're doing a summer bash
She's throwing it for us. I mean bad party in beer. That's for you guys
It's a cork party. I see a course on my back.
She's like, where is it?
In LA.
What is it? What is it?
Oh, shit.
I know a dude that, I think you've been there.
Remember that one house we did?
Uh, the Chase?
No, that's our house.
Yeah, it was another house.
Y'all was there.
Mickey Mason.
Was it an old house?
It was some house...
Long-ass driveway. There's something down below.
Long-ass driveway, yes.
They be letting you be in their house.
Yeah, we could find a good one. We'll find it.
That's good.
I've heard a party and hang up on his son
That's Jason dash cam that's that's that's that's you're not even looking at
Internet is scary
I promise you I'll send it to you wait
But I said can you I've been
Fuck him if he got banned and he probably got banned for a reason. Do you ban people or your mods my mods?
Every once in a while throwing a cell
I time makes up
Was that saying your chest
What does it say again?
I say Jollybee no it's something it says it says something what are they saying someone can definitely read it in chat
It says uh hollywood holy holy land yes
Yeah, how do they know that?
My channel is mad culture
We got airpins in here. We got indians in here. We got aces in here. I remember we was donating subs to uh
Small streams did it from your phone? Yeah, it did. Yeah
But now that my desktop is literally 20 like me to like I'm also walking there with you
You're laughing, but you're saying it's fucked up.
You said I'd just be wheeling around, bro. It's kind of fun, huh?
No. I want to walk. I want to go... I want to run.
What's wrong? I swear to God.
Is he here?
Yeah, yeah, he's live. I'm pretty sure.
Oh, I thought he was going to a movie. I'm about to go see a movie.
I don't remember
and not me in the air for a while.
Why is it a 300,000 likes?
Hey, please.
That's not the game you're gonna be in.
That's fucked up, bro.
What's doppelganger doing?
Like a player.
Everybody in the world is supposedly has a doppelganger.
Are you a doppelganger?
You're probably like a...
Like you made your doppelganger.
It's a valiant player.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's not over there.
No, I'm a twit.
What?
I'm a twit.
I understand that, but no, I mean,
you have a double double double up there.
Something who looks exactly like you out there.
I think I have a twit, no, I'm a twit.
Like, not handy, but, you know.
Yeah, it's probably made once.
Obviously great comparison.
I'm sorry.
This is a good comparison, sir.
Yeah, let's go do this stuff.
Let's go do this stuff.
No, let's go do this stuff.
You wanna go drink right now?
Yeah.
Let's go.
I don't see him, man. I'm a man of my word.
What do you want to miss the beach?
I'm not, bro.
I'm like, I'm 20, bro.
That's a hundred bucks to get that busy.
I don't know.
Are you teaching me a cash draw?
A cash draw.
You want a cold water or you want some chocolate milk
or you want some alcohol?
I don't know.
What?
Do you want some breakers?
No.
Quickers?
No, no, no.
You sure?
That's a scary thing.
It is.
Why do you drink water like that?
How do you drink water?
Or you look like a fucking frog, bro.
Or you really look like a frog.
You don't want to know what man want to know.
What?
I see you can drink the water first.
I bet it.
Three, two, one.
You like mastone?
Stone.
Uh.
This is not the least I've ever known.
It's a cold and it's big.
Did I get no ice?
Oh, fuck off.
Oh, fuck.
All right, brother, see you next time, yeah?
Did you feel like you're in a transform?
I'm just saying what you're not.
You know I'm like a poor child.
Ah, fuck man.
Damn you, fat ass!
She was almost a flindershoot.
What?
That's a flindershoot.
I'm not flindershoot.
No, bro.
Let's not sit together.
What the fuck was that?
Thank you, RG.
Bro, I collect everything, dawg.
Dubs doppelganger?
But now, he's dead.
It's a second right second
Oh, man, wow
It's a day, bro.
29 million.
Yeah, bro.
It's a World Cup, bro.
And you're talking about the soccer, soccer is like a shit sport, like what?
This is FIFA.
million yes that's what it is
oh yeah I told you I'm in my word man
damn myself is dropping it's time for you to get off
hey bro I'm not feeling the same fucking oh my shit declined uh oh fuck
My shit declined bro.
It didn't decline bro.
I need a hug.
That shit going viral.
Wait, see what's going on with my brother after this?
He got shot.
What?
Let me see.
I'm completely impervious.
Do you mind if I sit that ass?
It don't work bro.
Can I tell you?
Yeah.
I gotta just change payment method.
Bro yeah, I don't have my wallet.
I don't have my wallet bro.
here I'll send you a hundred bucks right now I'm gonna just send myself a hundred
dollars all right send it send me apple cash a hundred bucks
I'm in my word bro you see this hundred bucks
I'm gonna show the screen so they know
well the address is in the canard what do you do dad
I don't know at this point a hundred bucks see that
a hundred bucks
Oh
What a fucking beautiful day, bro damn bro, is this the longest you ever clocked in?
DDG 24 hour yeah, we're better done
Subba baby. Are they doing a fucking word?
Doing a war on a fucking yacht. What do you thought for all the wars that were happening and all the over guns and all the fucking
other other shit that was a part of it so it's cool yeah yeah um I don't know like
it kind of like when I see a or be done I kind of see your nerf gun I kind of see
like oh this is fake yeah people PTSD this is like you know
Yeah.
Why won't you, bro, are you feeling, feel good, how are you doing on the show today?
Bro, it's a big goat, bro, I want to bring you in art, I want you to, I want you to come
to our house.
I'm down, 100%.
I'm down, bro.
You up for a party?
Kind of like 25 girls, how I see food, uh, food.
Bro, I'm there.
Yo, I showed you Vietnamese food. Can you show me, uh, Nigerian food?
Oh, you're Nigerian fucking food.
Uh, can you show me, um, can you show me?
What the fuck?
Duck.
Is that fucking juicy, Jacob?
Is that the dude from-
Ah, okay!
I ain't fucking eating!
Oh, fucking hell.
They ain't here is it no
What do you do at the industry and buddy you like check what people doing this shit
Subba, baby
Damn my brother really fired his camera man wait really
He did ask the why Subba baby always so fucking sweaty dog I think
That nigga really fired this camera
Oh shit, he really got fired
Well, you got a new one down wrong what's wrong doing by this yeah
Fucking around BDG on a yacht
Phantom
Oh
Phantom second pit bully. Oh, ain't this your girl? Pit bully?
That's pit bully right there. No fucking way. She don't she don't think she streams
Where's she?
That's her
Holy fucking shit. She was way different
That's fucking are you going?
Like when I hit him. Yeah
So your five shots deep is capability pull up on you it started grabbing your time
You never tip down like a
Let's see what he might do
He's so yeah, he's a little greater.
He's a lot more fucked up than mine, so.
No, no, way worse, bro.
That nigga is cute to you.
Yes.
That nigga look gay.
Like if I had to draw a gay man, I'm a blonde, a breather.
You trippin' around.
He fine as hell.
But in the straightest way possible.
But what the fuck did you text me for?
I paid you, dog.
Oh
Fuck
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna dip I was waiting for you to say that
I got tired. No me too, bro. I'm I'm I'm seven hours 30 minutes in
Shit's been amazing like genuinely we got to do more shit
Well locked in invite me to shit. I will always invite you to shit. I don't think you should come to our shit
just to see the different, cause we live different worlds, bro.
Yeah.
Like you ain't going to see that shit in a jury,
cause you gonna be with us and be like,
damn, I got money with these hoes and all I got money,
so let me get some jury.
So I'm gonna want to buy chains and shit?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, well, just text me, bro.
I'm gonna text you away.
You say I text like a bot, what does that mean?
What does this mean?
I don't know what this means.
I don't know, bro, if you're lagging or not.
What a fuck with your stream, man.
Like you're watching a random person stream fucking no dog
Three hours a day
Okay, it says you should stream the lead. Oh, oh, it's how much delay you have that's what it is. Oh
Yeah, you said text like a bot
Bro, you text like a bot
Like you just like
You say what time tomorrow to I say yeah, that's cool. You said let's go
What the fuck does that even mean? I'm excited
I'm like I put I think I'm gonna put a couple exclamation marks after that. Yeah. Yeah, like
Oh
That's how I text.
Let me ask you this for a minute.
All right, one question, yeah.
One question, go.
You bring a girl over here.
How do you hit him?
Like, what is the steps for you to hit him?
I mean, him?
What do you mean him?
Hit him.
Probably get naked and go.
So tell me the steps from the date to here to fucking.
I don't I've never fucked anyone in this house. Really? It's where are you got another house? No, I
Don't fuck around tell of it
Like why all your questions involve sex this why you got gonorrhea chlamydia all that other nasty bullshit
Because you always think about sex watching porn shit. That's why you're mind fucked up, bro
Why you're this is why your mind all fucked up because you always thinking oh, what's the freakish shit over there?
Okay, can you pee on me?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
I wanna get a freakier and a freakier and a freakier.
You eat ass, dub.
You eat ass.
You're 22, bro.
I am 22, and you're in your 30s, you ain't ass.
Me and Silk is the same age.
You're 28?
Me and Silk are the same age.
I'm gonna see you back.
Bro, you're trying to go check Google.
Google knows nothing.
It's gonna sound like 30, 34, 33 months.
Ooh, buddy, you gotta update your shit, dog.
That's not even fucking me.
It's not even true.
Look what he said my name is.
Doug.
Say my name is D-33.
Holy fuckin' shit.
You dirty fuckin' three?
No.
I need it.
I need it in there.
They didn't go back, go back, go back, go back to famous, but so far famous, they've been great so long.
They say that Empania got number three.
The fuck is Empania?
You just tell David Dobrik how to read it?
No, I don't remember.
Oh, I'm number two now, okay.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
I go to, uh, Silky.
Yeah, he's 28 fuck.
Silky rapper, who the fuck is that?
No, not the right city. Twitch store?
28th.
They don't even have his real name. Like...
Yeah, they don't even know his real name.
And you don't see my...
You the 12th most popular in 28 year old?
Did I? No, that says 260.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. See?
28 is number 12.
Yes.
Twitch store? I think it is not number 8, no, Twitch.
Good bet.
Who the fuck is Bilzo?
Who the fuck?
Where the fuck am I at bro?
Where the fuck are we at?
Nah that's crazy how you armed him.
Duh.
Nah who the fuck is that the second?
He was Bilzo.
That's not Bilzo.
I thought Bilzo was a…
Hey!
Who the…
Hey!
Is that Lacy?
No!
Is that you before us?
No!
Number four five. Ain't that lazy? Yeah, that's his big fat ass. His name used to be Nick. No, his name is Nick
That's just like real alias
That's his real name, bro
Bro, how the fuck is you get above us?
Where the fuck am I?
Where the fuck am I? I'm not even I'm not even here, bro
Oh
Famous birthday is a right return though. Let's update your shit nigga. Who the fuck is gonna search this is anybody's on this shit
You know why I'm not a twit star. I'm like, I'm gonna just I'm gonna just a star
Yeah, I'll take this shit man update this shit bro Jason New Wigan
That's my name. Yes, wherever you read that. This is my name. How do you say it?
Nguyen. It's Nguyen. Jace, that's Nguyen. Nguyen, yes. Nguyen. You tell me NGI is Nguyen. Yes, NGU.
Huh? Yes. Jason Nguyen. That says Nguyen. Yes, dog. Yes. Yes. Nguyen. That's me.
V to me this is very calm the last name when yes yes
I'm gonna numb. I'm the fifth 20 second year old in a work number one May 9th. We click it
Case I like a so clears
Clear as we go back
Hit the 22 year olds
You go Charlie D'Amelio, Milly Bobby Brown, I'm number five bro, honestly, I'll take I'll take top five
Molly Bobby Brown ain't that the girl I did?
He's a stranger things. Yeah, she Milly Bobby Brown. Yeah
All right, man
What are you gonna end here?
No, I'm gonna end...
Well, let me see how long I'm gonna straighten it.
Yeah, today was fucking a beautiful day.
I got one more minute.
Oh my god, you did that? I was trying to hit the...
I bet. This is what I do. I click on links now for the last...
I click on links, so...
You did 12 of the most popular...
Why are we clicking this? Like, genuinely? Why are we linking this?
Why are we linking?
React to Pudgy?
Bro, bro, we gotta leave him a pudgy.
I don't have a pudgy not anyway.
Yo, good day, guys, man.
A pudgy is where A's at?
Yeah, I guess so.
You even made it.
Ah, I'm good.
And I'm Jason's son.
And Jason's been depressed lately.
The reason why he's being depressed is because the internet thinks he said something that he did not say.
And I want to be the person to tell you
that I am gonna say sorry for him.
Me and Jason have been friends for a very, very long time.
And even when J Cole come on,
He doesn't say the words, when Drake comes off, he doesn't say the words.
It's fragrant, Arce always used that word, he don't even rock, even in his break.
This is Jason, he's sad because they don't even try to cancel it.
Thank you Doug, man, I genuinely thank you.
How about me being his black nigga friend?
That was crazy.
Ah, it was literally sad.
Jason had never said a nigga.
There you go.
Thank you.
Now my arms look like dust, look at my back fat, ew.
That's what I'm doing like the little pull-ups bro. Yeah, I've been doing pull-ups and shit. My back felt crazy, bro
How do you know what they would even be saying
You can't first trust like this or no, yeah
We have the same draws on from right there. Yeah
Wait, how often do you take shots like no bullshit every other day really?
No, seriously the other day I heard only black people take showers every day
I mean Asian people bro. We don't see this is this is genetic where Asian people we don't need to put on the other
Like some are pet. We just had a workout. So I can't
Promise I can't I promise to God my shit. Don't stand. No, but like I heard Asian people don't know
I'm not as you I heard white people don't take showers white people. Yeah, wait check
I can't do it. I shower every single day. Is that a normal thing? I'm asking you a check.
See, my word, I love black people. Okay, my chat says yes too, bro.
Yes, every day. Yes, every day, every day.
Wiper's here. See? As a Mexican, yes. Thank you, bro. It's Joe. We all shower every other day.
What was your favorite part about today before we leave and end?
Oh, my favorite part was getting chauffeured, bro, by an Asian.
Usually these black people.
I have a black driver.
He's a cool being chauffeured by an Asian.
Yeah.
Probably the moot-bang part.
It was a new generation of food.
Yeah, I just thought about the take and go and eat the food.
Yeah, because I got my assistant.
Oh, she all that, bro.
She works.
Put him to work, bro.
How much should I pay my assistant?
Your assistant.
Probably, I would say, maybe, oh, no, really, five.
How much?
Four k's, five k's.
What?
A month.
She.
And did I still got to pay for shipping?
I want them to do it.
Yeah.
Haha, no
Fuck him no shit
You want it if I hurt if I told you how much I paid my employees you would dead-ass throw up, bro
How much money you make?
I'll give it my bro can't say mad
Can't say I'm mad at it, bro
Can't say I'm mad at it all
is that on the screen I can't believe people see like Clare to me and see me and not be
I
Don't fucking know I typed it I need a movie
Wdb in the chat, bro. This is a great fucking stream dude my girl. She's picking you up. No. Oh, yeah
You got to go talk to her, she's maybe something.
All right, bro, how much have you got, bro?
What do you think you are, sir?
Just text me, bro, because you better go to Japan.
I'm going to Japan on the 26th.
Exactly, it's the 10th.
Dreaming of everyday.
I probably pushed back to Japan thing,
because it was way too much for first class in business.
And I'm buying four tickets, and I don't want to leave my girl
with a back 3680.
You want a new lock, you want me to, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, so you got a shrimp and a bit more?
Yeah, shrimp and a bit more.
You know 24 hour street Friday.
And tomorrow, 24 hour street tomorrow.
Yeah, girl, you hungry, you always hungry.
Yeah, be fuckin' Doug, check.
We should do a capholic corn camp shit or some shit.
We all stay in one place.
We already doing that shit.
We should do like a last to leave the pool.
You can't swim.
Let's do a last to leave the sauna.
Last to try not to set an A word.
I would win.
Thank you.
All right, Chad.
Listen, I'm going to rate my cousin, T.O.
He's on stream.
Not going to get out of here.
I'll give you a D.O. man.
W, W fucking Jason.
That's good Duos right here.
I'm going to leave with all these niggas.
It's good.
Eventually.
Hey, aren't you, are you going to be here back here soon?
I
Go vacation, but you deserve it did ask
Oh, you see me. Yeah, hi Doug. W. Doug. W. Good
No, I don't fucking know I got it from face
Are we a you have on the way out
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on your lucky day
I need a woman
I need a movie
I need to walk him out
I need to see him walk and get out
Wait, what?
I'm about to see you out real quick
I need a movie
Bro, this is genuinely my fun stream
I'm not a control man
A lot of it was just vibes
From the bottom of my heart, bro
I was genuinely fucking hilarious.
Like, dub, I could sit there and talk to him
for literally hours, and just be entertained.
Why was the interview just, just?
Such a good dooboo, bro, literally amazing vibes, amazing f**king vibes, I don't know,
he's good?
Yeah.
Okay, wait, he's in this car?
Yeah.
Pull up on me, bro.
You really thought he was just gonna steal some shit?
No, no, no, I was trying to walk out, walk him out.
Hey, why did you whoo? That was a fun day first. That is so funny. Yeah, that's so funny
Well, you weren't talking as much. Well, yeah, I mean, you know focus focus. No, generally
What do you think? What do you think of your first day? Oh at first I was like, yeah, this is hard
I'm really hard and I was like, dude. This is also really fun
And I had a great time even though I'm sweating like shit right now
Well, I had a great time that ass like you would like that you would say you want to be here do
What do you think of YBG like obviously there's some things that you need to learn and I think you already did like
Yeah, I actually did improve this. It's just a TVU like issues like that just something you learn bro. Yeah
Well, listen it wasn't my fault though. Yeah, okay
Hey, W fuckin YBG bros
Oh my god, man. Hey
Hey
Damn, bro. Damn, bro. What about me? What about me? What any critiques that I can do better?
No, you were catering to me very well. Very nicely.
I'm trying, bro, you know. I'm trying.
Yeah, I'm trying to keep up.
When are you gonna get a car, bro?
Drew put me on. I mean, I got to ship my car out, but it's gonna be like pretty expensive. It's gonna be like $2,000.
I got that.
You want it?
That's what I got. Oh my god, I was actually calculating how much I always have to spend on boobers. Yeah, no, it's not it's not good
Yeah, no, it's expensive. Okay, 2000 2000 send my car from Florida here. I'm sitting right now. Oh my god
Hey, bro, listen, I got you. Yeah
2000 Michael
Why'd you tell me?
Aw, you're a good boss.
I mean, that's like, this is actually unnecessary.
Yeah, it's actually necessary.
I actually would have just burned through all my money on Uber's.
When were you planning to ship it out?
Probably next check.
From you.
Oh, shit.
What happened to all the streaming money?
Well, I still got streaming money, but I got paid rent.
So I gotta keep some money in my account, shit.
Well, you got Apple Pay?
Yeah.
She loaded like forever, bro, what's going on?
I'm gonna send whatever you want, you know.
No, because if I don't send it right now, then I deadass will forget.
Yeah, I was thinking that too, actually.
They call it a script, bro. They say, they say,
yo, what are you really gonna say?
I don't know, obviously, you're gonna have to camera it.
Nah, it's deadass not a script, bro.
They don't know. Bro, I was having, I was actually finding such a beautiful thing,
while cameraing. I was finding such a passion for it.
for it. That's good as fuck. I swear to God, bro. 2000. Oh my God. I should ship it out
fucking tomorrow. Ship it out. Ship that shit out, man. Because you need a car. You're the
best bus driver right there. Oh my God. You're the best bus ever. Welcome to the NMS
I'm going to swap rings, um,
if you have anything, let me know.
Our Wolves and Boo, those are your, that's your teammates.
Oh man, they both helped me so much today.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Um, 60 as well. You have 60 somewhere?
Oh yeah, uh, I have 60 somewhere. I think I'm discordant.
I'll share it with him. I'll share it with you.
But um, yeah, Brian, hey, yeah.
Um, you're good to go. We're busy.
Oh yeah, and you know, I'm just thinking,
I'm sweating like shit. Let me share it with you.
I'll share it today. Good luck with your day.
OCS party, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Chad, I don't know that.
What'd you say?
Alright, we're gonna run by 180.
What the fuck, he leave the room!
Why the fuck you leave the room?
Oh fuck, I can't hear bro.
Fuck.
My audio output here.
Audio output.
NOOOOO!
No! Wait, we're gonna get back.
What the?
Wait, what?
Aw, that should kill me, bro.
Bro, bro, and I did see, bro, that YBG is Jason's cameraman, bro.
Holy shit. That should crazy.
Hey, look, but also, bro, I'll be down.
And Jason, one day, if he needs a cameraman for something cool,
I'll be down and run one more Last Dance.
How many Last Dances, dawg?
okay but okay but he got a taste of
camera manning for Bonnie maybe he likes
the camera man what does he even mean
bro oh cuz cuz doves it's role and why
the fuck is speed in my chat talking
about you soft as fuck stop talking like
bro like what did I even do yo raw dog
Shut up, Doug land a bottle flip
Land a bottle flip
YBG camera knowledge D panning C focus slash blur D Lord s plus stamina a chemistry s plus reload B
Mira f fuck
Don't want to be honest with you, bro
bro the thing is with camera work you know that's one thing you could have the
best camera man in the world but to me I prefer having fun with you know with my
my cameraman so it's good chemistry have a good chemistry and be able to talk to
him and having a lord with him like that that that means more than like oh
Oh, fix the ISO, like bro, you can learn that shit in like a week.
I'm not dissing, I'm not dissing, like John, me and John had good chemistry,
but he didn't know the lore of the comm and John, like, I don't know,
like the jokes in our humor just clash sometimes.
And that's not a diss to John, like his, his camera work, great camera work,
you know, you filmed a lot of my YouTube videos.
and yeah yeah but our humors I feel like sometimes clashed but I off-streamed
bro I talked to John about my personal life he talked to me about his personal
life library where I actually friends like genuine friends
I
Team alumni shout out all the students. Oh
Shit
Me rage keen foomy be in Kiera, please
Nah
This is fire, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Are we winning this shit?
Oh
Team vibes all-star team stable not okay to be cutie Cinderella Maya and nice wig
That's a comfy team
Like compared to our team we probably
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. This is pretty good team. This is a very pretty good team world. Why?
Ray Reinez. No
Oh
Cool so big the dick a
T10 that
Wait, I think we beat them. I'm not I think we beat them. I think we beat them
Team UK
Zoyo Garn Seedog Tenshi Lydia Violet. I think we beat them
Team USA Tyler one Mari Jinxi Joe Bart Yana
I'm not gonna lie. This is a fucking good team
Yo, what is this Thanos ass team, bro?
Oh
G jump what is this power team? This is stacks. They got good chemistry and they're like athletic. What the fuck?
Team Mexico Benji Arke Wendy Evelyn Ortiz Danny bands. Oh shit, okay?
dude
They'll be fucking team, man. They'll be team, bro. I'm not glad we cleared them little facts. We do clean them
Team France anime
me and Louie Joelle Maglia magla
I'm only no anime and he's pretty athletic. So I think we cleared them. They are four players of fuck
team Canada
Morris the cura co-coachy don't has an agent
Actually very copy team and pretty copy pretty copy. I'm not gonna lie to you
No, I don't like you
Team. I'm alumni. This is us. I
Think we're bottom two teams for sure 100%
Bottom two for sure
But with the power of friendship and grit and determination, we can, we can win.
We can win.
For sure.
We can win.
Y'all sorry as fuck.
Yo, it's good Stanley.
What's up?
Way Bros.
So you're down the box.
I think I found someone that would be down to fight.
Oh, you got someone?
Yeah.
fight
You don't know I think he's Instagram right now. Just do arky hosting a bus in the Micah so you can search him up too
So look he's down to spar
No way they got in front of this little ass kid
This is not Jason this is him
Okay, okay. Okay. No way you agreed
Stanley don't beat the fuck out of this kid
It'll be on Sunday, I'll send you info about all...
Defining his room?
Oh, hell no.
Uh, yes bro, you thought this shit was a joke bro, this is serious.
This is serious.
I
All right yet
Where's Marlon?
Loki he stopped replying to me. It is what it is. Okay. Y'all
We only have one team left
All right to be fair and Marla's defense he was on a flight like he just
responded to us today he was on a flight he was on a flight he was on a
flight he was on a flight he was on a flight I will defend it
I
Love you, bro. I love you
Schedule tomorrow we got the OEC wait what time does the OEC OCS party me see this
Let's get one final call segment for tonight, man
movie movie movie because if it's a ball pool party why the f**k
what's up bro? yo yugie bro uh I'm live right now just wondering what time the party is tomorrow
Oh
9 p.m. I think so
Why do I do the parties at fucking 9
I fuck it bro. Hey, I'm there
I
Bro, can I balance this shit tomorrow?
Say that shit for Disney gang
Yeah
Listen, what do you mean?
I didn't do John like anything
to say that I'm about to lose my cameraman.
That's weird, dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, I don't want Sanchez.
No, nigga, why are you saying I don't want him?
Like you can take right now.
I mean, listen, bro.
Don't say I don't want him.
Say, he's not going to happen.
No, listen, listen, listen, Ludwig said,
God, if you want to get any more points.
I can't believe what we've said about that, bro.
I'm just saying, bro, I just am good.
Sanchez is safe, trust.
Sanchez is safe.
What do you mean Sanchez is safe?
I know he's safe.
Somebody, honestly, I hope somebody saves Sanchez, bro,
cause he is like a,
he is dead ass going through it, bro.
Watch your fucking mouth, bro, all right?
Is that true, geek?
All right, he's good.
Sanchez is good.
He's actually living a good life.
Are you sure about that, bro?
Yeah, bro.
You ever ask if I go on vacation?
He's about to go on vacation.
Where am I going on vacation?
Where?
La La, the little beach.
Yeah, right, bro.
He's coming?
Hey, I have fun at the fucking beach dude
Raid for me be I already for me being my teammate I
I need a movie. I need a movie
All in a's
Hey, bro, yo Chad go show him some love her some love bro. We're gonna win this old streamer game shit
We're gonna win the whole shit dude for me be
We're gonna win it right away. I
Love y'all bro. Great. It's it's your new day
Great stream back from sooner very sooner University
Shout out to Kai for making this duo- yo, Kai Lowe, he made the Jason Dev duo.
This stream was literally generational. Beautiful stream. I'm live tomorrow, OSES party.
I'll probably boot up a little later, you know, since the party's at night.
Beautiful streams today, boys. I love y'all, I love y'all. And also go show John some support
and love as well bro you know I'm sure Twitter is looking crazy his DMs might
look crazy I mean unless there's a lot of love I don't know I haven't been on
Twitter at all go show him some love bro at the end of the day he's human we're
all human you know like letting him go and things like that you know I did the
same thing with Redify like it's happen it happens you know me and Redify we
So friends were so cool. Um, but yeah, go show him to love and go show YBG some support bro. His first day in I think he did pretty well
Let's still a lot to learn
With that being said, I love y'all. I'll see y'all when I see y'all cute music
Yeah
I love y'all!
I'll see you when I was young, you'll see ya!
Peace!