you
You
Please, you have to remember me, MJ.
Do you remember me now?
I'm a grown ass man, you know.
Yeah!
I'm a grown ass man.
It's time for me to grow up, bro.
It's me.
Yeah, I know.
No, I don't look sexy, yeah, it's me.
It's me.
I gotta make a TikTok today.
I gotta make a t-
I gotta make a TikTok today.
Yeah.
Ah, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, Spider-Man, first trap.
So,
hold on.
Spider-Man has stayed far away from home.
Chop filter?
Bro, bro, the chop filter.
Yo, there's no chop filter on right now, dude.
There's no chop holland.
Chinatown's one and only Spider-Man.
All right, man, it's me, yeah, it's me, yeah, it's me, I'm Peter, it's me, come on, I'm fake sexy.
But she's the nigga I work with, I just heard her in the dark
And by the time you're near me now, I'm always in time
But don't waste my time if you don't call me, I don't
Just wanna chill, but you won't come
I
Conceit
Oh god, yo
Everybody that wears like a Spider-Man suit,
I swear to God, the attractive levelness like goes up.
And the edits bro that probably gonna come out of this
is gonna be insane, man.
She's gonna be crazy.
But it is 3 p.m. and you know what that means, bro?
That means it's time for State Farm Gamer Hood.
I did watch Spider-Man yesterday,
This is why I'm working.
Damn, bro.
Damn.
I watched Brand New Day.
Yes, I've watched Brand New Day.
It was good as fuck.
It was great.
It was amazing.
But I'm fake.
I've no key fake sexy.
But I'm waiting on Marlon, bro.
Waiting on Marlon.
Don't spoil.
Not gonna spoil, bro.
If I need Marlon, it comes.
It's looking surprising with Spider-Man.
Marlon!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I thought you were scorpion.
Bro, please, for the love of God, bro.
I'm begging you.
Seat your ass.
I fucked bigger guys than you before.
So, I was just picking up my slender fuck out of there, bro.
I fought bigger guys before!
I fought a wolf!
I want to make sure, I want to make sure.
Why did you win this fight with me, bro?
I'm not going to do this to you bro.
I'm not going to do this to you.
Stop whistling girls.
Bro you know what you did?
Shoot a bullet with a silver server cost no?
Yeah, wait.
Long time no see Marlon.
Long time no see.
Don't try to do more hard eyes for me please.
Hard eyes man.
Think for the hard eyes.
No, not because you're here.
I'm not gonna lie, I got another side of me off here, do you want it?
Yeah, I actually do.
It's a small though.
Bro, you're pretty in my dead ass.
Bulls out.
Bro, you know how you can see the bit, how you can see it again?
Oh.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, thanks for being nice to me.
Thanks so much, appreciate that man.
Hey, be nice man.
No spoilers.
No spoilers, man.
You know about to put it over
How's the house going?
I mean I'm wearing a medium right now
Is this a small exactly?
Wait, actually look how big
I'm not gonna talk about it
I'm not gonna
I'm gonna talk about it
I'm not gonna talk about it
Oh my god bro, I did ask you to not state
Bro, you're gonna print my weed, bro
Nah, I can't do this
Nah, bro, let's watch the f***ing
Let's watch safe. Oh my god, bro, 60 bro help
60 bro help
I
Sick deep out
That's a mask hat, dude, don't do that!
Don't do that, Chris!
Bro, you gonna print mug me, dude?
You gonna print mug me, bro?
Don't spoil it, I'm not gonna spoil it.
That's the whole thing, it was actually, I wouldn't say,
I would rate it 9 out of 8.5 out of 10 great movies not gonna say too much
but as a movie watcher definitely up there for superhero movies for sure.
In the end credits you've got to stay for the end credits man.
Where's this dude, bro, why's it take 30s?
Yo, you need me to help you zip you up?
Hey, come here.
Ah.
I'm a little scared.
Oh, my God.
OK.
I'm not scared.
Hey.
What are you going to do?
Hey.
What are you going to do?
Hey.
Yeah.
No.
What are you doing?
We're gonna walk at the same time, chat.
You're gonna have to guess who's who.
Now we on our thirst trap shit, for sure.
Let's do it.
Oh
I don't know what you think, I don't just want to tell you
what you want to know
I want to tell you more
I want to tell you the things you want to do
Oh
Yes
Yo, stop him fuck
I
Said I'm up for shit my ball my ball
My also my whole shit, what is that? I need to show my whole shit, bro. Yo, I look kind of up in the gym
But like God
How much is it like write on me bro, like you don't see
How much it even see like sit tight on me, bro, I don't like to me
Then we really about to watch like you watch the watch stay farming this together. Yeah
All right, bro, shall we hey, hey
Stay forms in our chat. Get up in the chat man. Listen. I know like you know I'm saying I
I like you know I'm saying I know guys like I apologize when I'm saying I
appreciate everybody that's been like so nice to me stuff like that
and everything but like man I'll be back first with me trust not like that
family time you know me thank you guys
bow okay here we go guys oh my god I'm not gonna lie I am super excited for this
bro I'm actually really excited I am super super this is your first time I
This is my state from debut
Oh wait here here here. I can connect two headphones. Oh, yeah, damn. That's that tech you got
Bro check you the buck like I know it's too early for me to say but would y'all play with me with the end of shit
Oh, no, I've been oh, I just leaked
Yes score score NMS score
What I just leave there well, I'm not gonna lie. I don't this shit is the shit that's choking me to fuck out or what but like
You okay bro, yeah
Tony Stark
Hey, bro, hey, baby, baby, bro, mash it on, call me, man.
Mash it on, call me.
Hey, gotta watch this for a little late, but.
All right, we're a little late.
Let's lock in.
Ah!
Is your asthma inhaler?
Yep.
What the fuck?
You don't even got asthma.
I actually do got asthma.
What the fuck, bro?
Oh, God, that felt so good.
Wow.
All right, let's lock in boys.
Let's lock in, man.
Let's lock the fuck in.
My god, you got a virus
No, I'm a virus though. We just basically kids
Anyways, yeah episode one episode one of State Form and hey, let's get some dust in the chat
Yeah, Parker. Yes. I'm Tom Holly and I'm awesome Rollins
Yeah, yeah, all right. No, I mean bro. I mean, yeah, yeah
Peter Parker and you're my brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Not here. We go lucky with the ship there
So we're in Larky Asthma, man, that guy seriously.
Can you hear? Can you hear?
I can hear.
All you have to do is play my game.
All I want to say is this.
I'm super excited for this.
I'm not going to say no much.
Bro, feel free to pause whenever you want to, bro.
I like that a lot.
I like that a lot, actually.
To navigate levels and dodge increasingly aggressive enemies in an attempt.
Oh, it's Jake!
It's fucking Jake!
WJ!
Happy Jake, man!
We
Be quiet be quiet
For complete rules and eligibility requirements go to state farm dot com slash gamer
To
Jake bro
Oh my god!
Stay bomb, Gamer Hood is back.
You guys ready to go?
The server's alive.
Let's go.
I need fuck
I had some last season
I just need to play on this shit
I'm gonna get low
I'm gonna see your face, one second
Wait, they might show it again, hold on
Internet's greatest streamers
Gamers and content creators
To compete for bragging rights
I had the chop filter on me
They put the chop filter on you guys
I mean you do look like
Like an Asian mom of four
I'm gonna keep it in the box
You know I'm saying taking him to football practice soccer practice all this
Oh my god, I was dead-ass child like every year I did. Oh my oh
But look at me now, bro. I mean yes, bro. Like I know like dead ass. No, actually
Exactly
Here we are season five of the state farm game
What a line of this is more blinking you missed it action in our gaming pods
Mind and body bending challenges and you know what I can't say something real quick. I'm sorry, bro
I'm sorry for the parcel. I'm a very bad reactor. Listen. No, you're good, bro. I'm gonna say like this
At this time who's filming this shit? Oh
Oh, you're gonna say oh chop. I was trying. I'm a beyond it's bro. This is my top darker
Remember when I was chatting out. I was going my fish and all that shit out. So it is
If you curve balls to keep everybody on their toes
Yo, I'm excited for this, bro.
And of course, we couldn't do any-
Oh, you got your headphones on.
What's going on?
Really?
Like, how you supposed to be putting this guy-
Oh, shit.
Well, I suppose, okay.
Any of it without our amazing host,
who've been there every step of the way.
Barbara Dunkelman and Golden Boy.
Yay!
Hi, J.K.
WGV so much.
It's so great to be back here.
It's so great that-
I didn't want to see what guys that you were.
I didn't go to lie.
I must be kept it in, bro, but-
She's like, oh, and I should not have said that they're okay with you.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yep, indeed, yeah, hey, Barbra's the only one.
That steak farm puts all of this on.
It's a combination of charisma, chaos, khakis.
And don't forget about the Good Neighbor Award.
All right, for sure, for sure.
But guys, look, I'm just so stoked to be back here again.
I can't believe we get to kick off season five.
Unreal season five.
Before we do that, GB, I've got a gift for you.
That is actually crazy.
For me.
What are you doing, GIFs?
I didn't know about this.
Got a little GIF, OK.
Check it out, GP.
No way.
I got you your own command center.
Nice.
Right here.
Oh, look at this.
Oh!
I know that you're going to say I don't deserve this, but I totally did deserve this.
This is amazing.
Thank you so much, Shay.
Of course.
Barb, I'm so sorry.
I got to blow this pop center.
That is sick.
That's right.
That's a new job.
Command center.
That's a new shoot.
All right.
That's a new trick.
Well, besides Golden Boy's new command center, we've got some new rules, new games, and a new way to play.
Of course, we can't have a competition without competitors, so let's meet them now.
Bring us out, man. Bring us out.
She's a Twitch streamer and a cosplayer known for her League of Legends roots and anime players.
Wooohoooo! Talk to her!
Oh, I haven't seen the camera lately.
Wait a minute. Let's analyze this shit.
I just said most watch you once you want to it. Damn from real owns over 200 wigs for various cosmic character
200 max by the max by the G
Under for 30 on the 30 damn
Shit in gamer hood because I love video games and I love competing and I love collabing with people
I love doing strange stuff. So it's like everything together. I would say I'm pretty competitive
But I'm not the type of person to crash out on other people over it or anything
But I'm definitely here to win
He's a streamer, Cooper, rapper, Grammy nomination, record producer and all
Big people, Big D, man, huge dramatic battle
Oh, I'm a gamer bro
Music is my passion, you know, I'm saying sports as well, stuff like that
I am a gamer, and I'm here to win this
I'm the best gamer on Twitch
I gotta be bunked that I'm gonna keep it a bug. I gotta be bunked that best game on Twitch come on
Look at me look at me look at me look at me. Look at me. He's looking at me. He's on the left
Model twitch streamer and basketball player from almost Sweden his twitch followers know him as Mar 3 LG
Real quick, I'm gonna say real quick. Yeah, I'm gonna say real quick. I wasn't my chopped art. Okay, the chop filter on you
I was on my chopped art, but bro. Can you hear me on this? They also put me in your safe. I'm I fucking love you matter of fact
But it also put me in some clothes that probably fucking they put a chart clothing for all my shit
His original fit was a beanie it didn't have a baby. I didn't have a beanie. I was like, yo, I need a beanie
I was so choked I put a beat on my shit
I want to win especially want to win because I know the people that's here. I hope I can show my personality
It's not all about how you're looking and whatever it's actually about within that's where this is about
Our final newcomer is a global phenomenon a defining entertainer of his generation
streamer of the year and one of the most influential creators in the history of the internet.
I show speed!
I love a challenge, and I love to compete.
Let's go!
I'm a gamer and I'm an athlete, so it's just like, give down for hope.
I can do both.
Not a gamer.
Take them safe walk.
What's up, man?
That's me.
I just always wanted to say that you're a big part of my childhood, man.
Thank you, bro. Glad to be there well those
She's a streamer and
Studied
Yo, I hate that shit, bro, I'm alive.
Where did you do that, bro?
I guess you studied?
You might as well put that I'm a fucking social media
engineer at that point if you see a big data
or not, what the fuck are we talking about?
What is a social media?
Are you saying that?
I'm not going to lie, I was a little nervous
because I've never been on social media.
Everything can happen and anything can happen.
So really, social media.
And it's our client, our entertainment attorney.
Also from last season, he's the 2025 Streamer's Choice
Award winner and 2021's breakout streamer
of the year. It's Jason, the weed.
Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.
Yeah, this song got with number one in Vietnam, one
history. Bellamy. What? Oh, that's hot. That's hot. That's
hot. That's hot. I started on March team. I got traded
actually to every single team. This year, different vibe,
say me, competitiveness is at its peak right now.
Welcome to all of you, honestly I can tell this is about to be a great season, so I'll
be back in a flash, alright?
Alright, thanks Jake.
See you guys.
See you soon.
Alright, neighbors at home, you guys like to game, climb into the top 5 of Jake's Neighborhood
Swarm and you can win yourself a state farm theme, see it in the lab, and go to statefarm.com
slash gamerhood.
We are all skandist, bro, everybody in town, everybody, we are all skandist.
We're changing things up a bit this time around.
This year, it's every man or woman for themselves.
While you may temporarily team up for a challenge, you'll each be earning individual points that
stay with you throughout the season, and whoever has the most points at the end of it all wins
the key to the game.
But it's not all that's under wraps.
This season, State Farm is giving back to the streaming community by celebrating creators
and rewarding the fans that show up for them with a special prize.
How does 25,000 gift subs stand for 25,000 subs?
Oh!
25,000 subs.
Give me subs.
But we're not doing that.
Oh.
Instead, there will be 100,000...
No!
That's $500,000!
Every point is crucial, because only the two top scoring players will be battling it out in the final for the subs.
75,000 of them to the overall winner, and the other 25,000 will be up for grabs, depending on how good you are
We're actually looking at side quests and keeping secrets.
Three balls, y'all get up, man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Playing for subs is going to change the competitiveness fully
for people this year.
And I think now, they were already emotions last year.
And this year, you can tell it's cut through.
This is called a gamer hood, but I'm looking at a lineup
full of non-gamers.
Oh, boy.
No, I'm sorry, bro.
I mean, it's true, bro.
Like, Emmeru is like the only gamer here.
All right, so would you say you're the best gamer there?
Two to both.
Yes, yes, I'm the best gamer there.
I'm talking to him.
I'm a gamer.
You definitely don't.
You don't think.
You're the gamer here.
I'm a gamer.
Stay, Jason.
And I guess Fortnite.
If we play Fortnite speed.
I think that Jason O'ween needs to stay in his lane
because he's trash at games.
Yeah.
I don't know why he's talking bro.
He's terrible, fraudulent.
I'm a gamer.
I'm a door down.
That Bell Studios does not count as games.
It does not count as games, bro.
I'm born for this.
I'm ready.
Well, there's also no teams this year, which is a big difference.
You guys are all playing individually.
God, I'm sorry.
I couldn't buy a man.
You have to buy a man.
I didn't get to be as well as I was.
You just talk so much.
But I like you.
What are you rocking?
Marlin is a troublemaker.
Marlin is going to cause trouble for everybody.
He's a troublemaker.
He's not going to be at the bottom.
One more.
Same as Sam.
He's wider.
He's bigger than Sam.
First, a video game challenge where you will go head to head to head to head to head to head to head to head.
in some of your favorite titles.
Oh, my God.
With an arena challenge, where minds and bodies
are tested under pressure.
No one's beating me in a push-or-fing.
Yo, I'm not going to, I don't want to hear this.
That's the worst thing to flex.
If I need to race in bodies, I need to push up
whatever they talk about.
We good, like we covering the board.
Yeah.
Emeru, I know that you know some of these streamers.
You've worked with them before.
Do you think there's going to be any alliances,
or maybe is that going to make you more
competitive towards them?
I will sit as my roommate, but we're both very competitive.
So I'm just gonna try to not think about that, you know,
she's like,
she's just another competitor.
Oh, so we're, oh, so we're cutting at this.
Wait, what do you mean cutting that?
Oh, I'm snaking, I'm snaking you.
Okay, all right.
I mean, it might be a little awkward going home
at the end of this.
One person winning, one person losing.
Yeah, listen, we'll just argue at home.
Secretly, the most competitive is Emmy.
She's very like intentional with being able to move
to be people in games.
I know her very well.
She's competitive and I like it.
to kick off this season.
Today, we've got a special survivor showdown,
a little something called Among Us.
I'm gonna take it as well.
How do you win this, I know.
I'll explain it for you right now,
because I think crewmates will race to combat.
Now, y'all know me, we come to a moment, boys and girls.
...and face murder.
You end up in a situation where you have to basically
lie your way out of the beginning.
I'm super grit that's usually what I play I just try to go for you know strategy plays things like that instead of you know
social plays
But you will have the additional challenge of battling through a hack called forced restart
Whenever the alarm sounds they must leave their pods
in the game. This hack applies to all of you. Oh my god. But that's a good reaction. That's a good reaction.
That's a good reaction. That's a good reaction. I got a lot. So our pal Jake is here to provide at least one of you with a little good neighbor coverage against the hack.
Jake. Alright, alright. Thank you guys. For this first good neighbor coverage challenge, I'm gonna keep it simple. In this bag are six red balls.
Now, I want each of you to pick one.
Keep it closed in your hand.
Don't look at it.
And one, my hand.
OK.
Look at it over there.
I got you right there.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, look now.
Just don't look at it.
That's a hack, bro.
This might be hard, Jay.
It's the only one to choose from.
Yo, good, good, all right.
Two of these red balls have the State Farm logo.
Whoever picked one of those balls,
the hack doesn't apply to you.
It's good neighbor coverage.
Let's open your hands.
I
Keep the button without the logos personally bro, like
Okay, that's not exaggerate. That's funny part bro. My logo. I think it's kind of fire. I'm beyond which I think about the logos
I don't say I'm I say my shit
I'm definitely going to die today.
I'm going to jump to you right in the head, man.
Maybe next time.
But look, you're here.
You're here.
You're ready.
And I'm wearing khaki right now.
I see you, Twan.
I see you.
Well, the only thing I'd love to do is for us to get gaming.
So let's get this pause, guys.
Let's go.
Here we go.
First game.
First game, man.
I'm here to pull a point, man.
I'm here to pull a point in my game.
Who won, Chad?
Who do you think won?
Among us is the social deduction game, where our competitors are going to figure out who
amongst them is the impostor.
I love you, Ice.
Oh my god.
Why do they get so close?
The circle is impersonal.
Holy shit.
The teammate does not work all that well.
Now, of course, for the imposter, their objective is to take out all of the crewmates.
And, of course, we're going to be dishing out points for the survivors.
And...
Keep it a bug, Jack.
You're truly in your mind as I pull.
Morning's going to go last.
I've got one more imposition before you get started.
This season, for every talent, I'm going to put 500 gifted subs up for grabs.
for grabs. All you have to do is complete a little side quest, something that won't
necessarily help you in the game, but will help you win those subs. For my first side
quest, the first one of you to be voted out of the game will complete the side quest
and earn those subs.
So you could get voted out of the game for the final subs.
Alright, are you ready to play?
Let's go, man.
Like you know, if you're Obama's sub, you're a pedderman. Fuck that 500. I'm going for 100,000.
Are you going to get out of here?
Fuck your title.
Let's get it!
Let's go!
I like it, I like it, I like it. I like it, I like it.
I'm crewmate I'm crewmate all right so yeah yeah you know what the fuck
going on you know first imposter is it's gonna be very interesting to see how
this player can pull it off
the imposter it is before they get killed by Malfurum eating tasks.
I don't remember this.
I don't remember this either.
And the objective is to finish that bar at the top left of the screen.
If the crewmates finish all the tasks, they win instantly,
but they still have to avoid getting taken out.
The imposter's job secretly eliminates crewmates while blending in by faking tasks.
They can also cause sabotages to create chaos.
And I'll play the game over the second to turn it on.
I've got everything.
I've got every single thing.
Makes us very challenging as well.
Everything.
I'm done.
Except for one imposter for five crewmates.
And any crewmate can call an emergency vote if they think.
I'm doing quite a lot of the process.
Like, I was.
I've got long notes.
I prefer playing imposter because I
think it's the more fun.
It's that genuine going because you have something to hide.
I'm talking to him.
I'm being aggressive.
I'm being very aggressive.
Yeah.
That's how I'm going to do this round.
I like that.
One-way crewmates can try to sniff on imposters by watching the cameras, monitoring specific rooms for fishy behavior.
Oh!
We need him!
Run, guys, run!
We need big opportunity guys!
We have to go in one and cross in one.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I already can't run anime platform boots, so it's not great.
Look, how did you...
How did you...
How'd you start first in the play?
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Completed
Nobody's discovered might actually see one of our first big moments happening
watch the video
watch this and I'm going
just like that
go
oh my god
first kill
the more people
like killing this game
the more points are also gained
try to find people and just get them
I was watching cameras
and I think I know who the imposter is
you want to talk to them?
I need an imposter
Where the body at? Where the body at?
Let's see if he knows where the body is.
I think it's Max.
I was watching Max. He could have killed me like three times.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's lying!
Max and Emeril?
I think they're in the clear because they ramped past me.
He's using one of his choices, bro.
If it's not Speed, it's Marla.
Why are you voting me? You just said Max!
I knew it!
I'm gonna give it a buck. I'm gonna give it a buck.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest.
Wouldn't I have heard him say that shit?
It was awesome. Hey, this is because you had no fucking this he got me pissed right. I'm down. Oh, I generally got this
right. I'm good at among us if it's not speed is marlin cuz
This is a I just say
Speed unfortunately for him has got himself voted out
stupid stupid dumbass
I actually dumbassed him
not, 2021 speed would have been
but, he does get those 500 gips in a sub
that's right, side quest completed
hold on, well done, 500 subs for speed
but, the imposter lives on
unfortunately I didn't play that out well
I could have just stayed in the lobby
but I didn't follow the rules and I wanted to make it a little bit more fun
but I get 500 gips in a sub so
I think I'm still gonna be in a sub
Alright, we have two players are eliminated.
You have only three targets remaining.
A couple of these tasks getting completed here in navigation.
Has only been filled up about less than half way.
So these tasks are not getting done quick enough.
The crewmates are giving the imposter plenty of room to win here.
Holy shit! God damn!
I mean that angle for everybody.
That's bad.
But thankfully, the ghosts, in this case, Speed and Sina, can still complete tasks that help the surviving teammates win.
But, they're not allowed to talk.
Whether you're the pasta or the roommate, the longer you stay in the game, the more points you burn.
This pasta sucks.
You cheeky cheeky.
Can I just panic a little bit?
I'm going to be halfway done with the task here.
Three players sticking together, running around.
This is going to get very, very tough.
This is where they fuck me up. Like why are people sticking together?
Like that's not fucking up.
I'm calling that bro.
Yo Marla, you're trash.
I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
Okay, so my reason for this was I need to make a play.
I need to make a play.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, if y'all gonna stick together, what's the fucking fun in that?
Check. Can I get an amen? I'm not gonna lie.
If people stick together, what is the fun in that?
I mean, there's no rules, man.
There's no rules.
So I'm like, you know what? I'm a I'm a I'm a call to emergency. I'm a call to moonshine. I'm a stare-de-poir fucking man
That's the best I can do yo yo
True was just true and I was I'll be right
I called it for this
I just called it now because like I don't even know I call it. I'm beyond eyes. That's a rip mom. Come on
Marlin, bro, he's just so slow like
Like bro seeing some of the things he was doing. I'm like, all right
All right, you get it game model walk runways stick to that bro the brains you gotta not use those
Intelligence, I don't know if it's there
I don't think it's you I've been following you the whole time. I've been watching you do your tasks. Honestly, let's get
On the light
Why? Oh looks like Marlon might get away with this round
No one was ejected because no one got the majority
Hey, hey, one of one never water for
But our competitors are starting to get some suss out there and you know once you got suss
You can't remove that stank
Why is that Jason or Marlon?
I would do it at the same time
You know I can play right there to try and test some fuselage
You're not smart
Run!
You're talking on my shit
You're not talking on my shit
Wait a minute, we're gonna shove again, push it around
I love to run and come back
Because my mom used to ask me to do something
And I used to be in the middle of an online game
online game and you can't pause it.
It's like, it just kind of like reminded me of like running.
Let's see how it goes.
That's good impact.
Hey, good impact, bro.
Great to meet you.
Have you there, bro?
I think it's Marley, bro.
Oh, nice.
Let's go pitch that shot.
No, it's so trash.
It's so trash.
Sounds like they're suspecting Marley.
You didn't even know what he was doing.
I'm trying to make a move.
Oh, my god.
Jason's body's found.
Let's see how Marlon spins this.
That was a little risky.
Might have gotten seen right there, but I think I gotta wait with it.
It was Marlon.
You see? You see?
You do not.
I'm sorry, Jason. I should have bowed him out.
I was walking around with Emory the whole game. You're just a guy.
We were so old! I hate her!
That's the only thing!
It's either you or Emory or me!
You're a wimp!
I saw you kill him!
Yo, I'm at best, and I'm old.
I'm gonna go high, I'm gonna go max, Emeru, Emeru, Emeru, you wanna vote me or Luzbeck?
This is it, this is basically it.
I know you're trying to fool me.
One other player to vote with.
Emeru's a deciding vote, you got Marlon versus Max, who's gonna win this out?
And there you have it, Marlon is ejected from this shit.
I'm gonna be honest, I took out two, I took out two, I took out three people, I took out three people man.
I'll take that. I'll take that. And then in the game, I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that.
I'll take that. Look, I will take that. Another place for a game.
The WarCrew member are players' earned points based on when they're out of the game.
The longer they stay in, the more they earn.
Because Speed was the second eliminated, he's going to get 20 points for that.
And unfortunately got 0 points because she was killed or eliminated first.
I learned anything important to know, these scores don't affect the standings just yet.
We'll add up all the points after three rounds, whoever has the most wins.
And get 10 points here on the leaderboard.
I think it's third place.
Not the best imposter game of my career, but I'll say this.
Talk to him.
I did gain some points, and that's what I'm here to do to get that win.
Talk to him.
Next game, next game, next game.
Talk to him.
We gotta survive along these games.
Alright, let's get this one.
Talk to him.
Did you just sabotage my time?
I'm Kuwait. I'm Kuwait.
This time, Zinna is the impostor.
Oh my god, Zinna.
We kind of saw the situation from Marlin really fall apart.
One of the big reasons why that happened was because Marlin was not taking advantage of the sabotage.
And when you're able to call those sabotages...
Oh yeah, I've even got a pedigay!
...activity across the map.
What you need here if you're the impostor is some isolated crewmate so that you can pick him out.
Pick him out.
I'm always scared.
What is he up to right now?
Is she gonna pull a sabotage?
Nope. She was out for revenge.
Wow.
Jay, this is not so fucking bad.
I just think Senna killed him.
She said, I literally just watched you kill him.
She's actually so bad.
I was dying.
Is that gonna talk?
I was dying.
This is bad.
Very very she's gonna get the fuck out of my face
I gotta say bro, I gotta say something no, you know you pissed me off because brother okay child listen
We sit there
Jason first of all you're not really even putting in an effort to see you. They really saw a sinner fucking kill
I literally said that
No, you let's speak okay
Because he acting weird like
Good job
I was so happy about that shit, Senna, you scored 0 as a human, you scored 0 as a huck, y'all.
Senna's so bad.
The moment you throw hard sus on your first target, you are really painting yourself in a bad light here.
There was just nothing Senna could do. Even if she got out of it, she was going to have sus on her.
That was a bad kill.
Absolutely. It's taking a big chance. It's a huge sub 1 right off the bat.
I can't even talk.
Ah!
You know, I put my body on the line.
She talks so much to me too.
I don't understand.
I'm on the line, but it's not.
Sina, then kill me next round.
That's how you play among us, you know what I mean?
As a crewmate, I had to try my best to save everybody.
That's what I did.
My knife is in the ass, yeah.
I mean, soft.
I'm not gonna be safe on the light.
Run it back, run it back, run it back.
I am a little bit dense in my head.
So, I did not see Jason.
It kind of screwed me. I thought I could outsmart him, but it was street among us as I would say it's just there are no rules
Don't we're all trash. I hate you
Now it's time to see who got imposter
Let's see if she learned anything from that last round
And her off to a good start completing those tasks
A lot of suss that's being thrown
You can tell how they're moving
I was escaping. I ain't gonna lie.
Max is taking a look at where everyone is on the ship.
Y'all movin' weird.
I wouldn't trust y'all. I wouldn't nothing.
I wouldn't trust out of babysitting my kids.
I wouldn't trust out of washing my dog.
I wouldn't trust out of cooking meal for me.
Nothing. Nobody. I only trust myself.
Taskbar filling up nicely.
Done.
If you don't go and find your police sabotage to distract
and start picking people off in isolation.
What is she doing?
What is he genuinely doing?
I'm not, I guess you're the first one.
What is he genuinely doing?
No, not the camera.
I was watching him.
He literally just targeted me.
I was literally watching him.
Look at my face.
Credit card swiped twice.
I couldn't complete the first time.
So let me get this straight.
We're focused on these fucking, oh my god.
Oh my god.
These freaking dumb.
Stay farm.
Stay farm people.
That put Max IQ in this video.
Is talking about how to what I do two times brother.
Sinner just killed in front of you.
Sinner just killed in front of all of us matter of fact.
Are you are you good?
Are you okay?
Do you need help?
This is so.
No, no, no.
I mean, I mean, I mean, me and Marlon were both right there.
He went back in critical.
I'm a little stressed that I got imposter a second time because that means if I if I can't win the entire wadi
Which is really hard that I just get no points. I'm gonna try to change my strategy, but I'm not a lie
It's so hard to kill with just
Just six people like it's so hard
I'm just confused because no one was even accusing me until I said that I saw them
They're like oh wait it could be her and then they all just jumped on me like what the heck guys
Jason of course losing is in mind. Bro they're cute! She cuted it for everybody!
He's been killed but he knows exactly who it was and it happened so
instantaneously that it's really hard for the players to see track.
I'm not gonna. I'm balling emerald. I'm not gonna. It's in a emerald
I was swapping the cord remember
Not see that one coming this is actually gonna put a lot of sauce on some Marlin who was the target of this
Marlon bro, I'm telling you it's Marlon bro
I feel like with a squad that we have today all skill goes out the window when emmeru is literally screaming that sinna killed me in front of her
No one voted sinna out. I mean it's a low-level lobby is somehow that work to everybody's advantage
after that vote
practically inescapable
Sabotaging something here. Yeah, because you max hold it easy not to at this point
Matt's like, who's that? Who's that? I bet. I'm calling emergency. I'm calling emergency. Look, great emergency. Great emergency, ma'am.
I said, listen, 1,000 percent, Senna. Marlin. Okay, watch. Can I say what happened?
If I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, can I say what happened?
Kill me right now. Senna, what do you have to say?
When we were in the room with me and Marlin on Jason, Marlin went to the thing twice, circled back when I got next to Jason on Marlin.
And look, I lied bro. My grandmother, that's definitely me when we got sick, bro. It's like, are you fucking serious?
Seriously that it will be sin again as the impulse. So it's very possible
It's possible
All right speed as well as ppm abstain from voting sin and Marlon hearts us towards one another
There's flying stones right I got to pick a bang bang bang bang sort of 18 to sort 19 banks has completed
another calling out bro I have to prove myself challenging
I have to prove myself bro
I'm a sabotage I think any moment now but it doesn't feel like that's gonna be much in the game plan here
I think I'm gonna lie let's vote so now thank you thank you bro
and now look now it's got to get to point now it's got to get to point just because of that bro
that kill coming through very blatantly what you gotta say for yourself
Y'all already saying some stuff about you is gonna vote me out, so it just had to be what it had to be.
Y'all are trash! Y'all are trash!
I don't tell no one that I saw it!
That she saw it!
That'll do no 10,000 IQ. I got emerald route so I could win the whole Mungus, baby!
That's not fair!
Why are you just saying that, bro?
No, don't put valid fears in front of me again.
He did not do that.
It did not do that.
I'm gonna go down. I'm taking you down.
I got you now.
I'm taking you down.
See now you see now you a target for me.
I didn't see I didn't have a target this whole time.
Bro Senna why are you then targeting me for you know the easiest target.
You targeted me for you know you did.
Yeah.
I got caught.
I mean you get caught.
I actually low key bombed because when you get embossed or you get less opportunity to get points.
I don't know.
So, I got back to the back of the puzzle, so I kind of got hold.
Alright, for round three, Marlin and Max tie for first.
And Black Boy Max is our winner with 250 points.
Well done.
That's the one I'm talking about, Leader 4!
It's Black 4!
Alright, well done, players. Let's talk about what just happened.
Senna, you seem to go for a very out there game, very direct game, Black.
She literally killed Marlin in front of her.
I didn't know it was there, but the last one when everyone was grouped together like you if they're gonna complete their tasks all together
You got it yourself. Well, I think in those instances as well, right? Like I think in the future
You could definitely lean on some of the sabotages pull them apart a little bit golden boy
They don't know how to play the game man. So just don't say it. They're all right
This elo is very very low. Okay
Advantage I just I literally told them I said I saw
Yeah, he was rough.
Like, why me?
See, Speed, here's the thing, though.
You should have said out loud,
I'm gonna call an emergency and vote Skinner.
That's the guy you killed.
You just yelled it out loud.
I'm like, okay.
Or the kill you.
See, see.
She's trying to make an excuse.
She's trying to say.
Hey, I got no excuses.
You wouldn't listen.
It is what it is.
Seeing everybody together competing.
A lot of trash talking going on.
I like it.
It makes it more fun, more intense.
So, very dark.
First place for 10 points.
Blackboard Max.
Congratulations, well done, well done.
Second place.
We got Amiru with eight points.
Well done.
I'm pretty happy with second place.
I'll take that, especially since it's in video games,
which I don't think I'm going to do well
in the physical challenges at all.
Third place, it's Marlon.
That's a six.
We tried that.
We take a stand in the middle.
We take a stand in the middle of the first four games.
Speed.
Wow.
There.
And then in fifth place, with two points, Jason the Wien gets it in the end.
Unfortunately, at the end, with a B, the last place, Sina, you earn nothing, Zilch, not a piano.
I'm so sorry.
The fact that you're still alive, I do still have some little trouble.
Of course, Thursday doesn't matter.
Thursday doesn't matter.
I'm the most trash among us players that exists.
I have garbage.
Ugh.
All right, bro, can I just say?
His speed was.
I hate how everyone sees him as a non-gamer.
He was the first person to be ejected in the game.
I get third place.
You gotta give that to me, bro.
You got to give that to me, bro.
Right now.
You have to.
Literally, look.
Now it's time to move on from the virtual to the reality.
Our first.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
First arena challenge.
It's going to be called Gravity Gridlock.
Gravity Gridlock.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
This one looks very tall.
There's a lot of lights.
It's very pretty.
That's crazy.
Here is how it looks.
Eric, you are quite going to watch the State Bomb.
What are y'all doing?
What are y'all doing, bro?
You chipped them off all into the road.
Each of you has your own chamber that will be full of orbs held up by a series of rods that you and yourself will install to keep them up there.
You'll be forced by your opponents to pull your rods one by one until you have lost all your orbs.
You each have your own stack of pull cards with the numbers two, four, six, and eight.
When it's your turn, you're going to choose an opponent and play one of your cards.
It could be any one of those numbers there, and you're going to declare a color.
All right, now your opponent must then pull that many rods of that color from their turn.
That's one of the tactics you're going to be playing.
It's going to be their turn.
Once the final orb in your chamber hits the ground,
the final orb, you have to give your final rod to that player
so that this way we know who is eliminating you.
Now, the first player to be eliminated comes in last.
Next player out gets two points and so on and so forth.
Until the final player wins the challenge
and scores themselves 10 points.
This might be a little too easy, so I think
we need to spice it up a little bit.
Oh, I like that.
The hack for this game is called sticky.
If you are hacked, you have to start with one fewer rod
of each color, which makes for four fewer rods total.
All right, but thank goodness we have Jake
to help some of you out.
Maybe get some of your rods back.
Jake, good work.
Love you, Jake, man.
We do actually love Jake a lot, man.
I got you.
All right, you know.
I'm going to start over here this time.
Yep, yep, yep.
We'll switch the rope.
Oh, starting with the, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead,
Go ahead.
Your eyes closed.
Don't look, don't look, don't look.
Come on, Brad, don't do this.
Okay.
It's gonna be the same view as I get it.
All right.
You're gonna have to do it again.
All right.
Them two again, we swear we had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, there's only two left.
Actually, the time there.
Oh, no.
All right.
Please.
Ready to find out?
Let's see.
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I got it.
I'm bleeding, I shall speak.
Yay!
Pull the ball with the State Farm logo on it.
I got four extra sticks to everybody.
I'm feeling pretty good.
No, no, that's a lot, bro.
I gotta win this to be honest with you.
Four extra sticks.
I'm staying back.
I don't know if y'all understand the game or not.
I'll apply to Jason for speed.
Thanks to Jake.
Hold on.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby.
All right.
Let's get it.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah, I'll get it.
I need you.
This is the one now.
Our players prepare to battle with rods and orbs.
GV, what's the secret to coming out on top?
Because our competitors have the ability
to control the rod placement.
Really important here is how you spread things out.
And then when you're in the game,
who looks like it's being targeted?
Look at him, look at everybody else.
And how do you think our hats are sticking
towards us that game?
Take a look, I think losing those four rods
is actually going to be a really, really tough
and successful match because those individuals
could potentially have some holes that need to be clogged up.
Wanna have your arena?
Yeah.
Let's do this.
Ooh, I'm excited.
See there?
Remember, if you force your opponent to pull the rod
and lose all the remaining orbs, they are eliminated.
And you inherit their final rod, and you get to go again.
As I'm sure you've already deduced,
this game also has some quite optional side quests.
When you are prepping your chambers,
you might have noticed one of your sticks
had some writing on it.
If you're the first player during the game
to legally pull that special rod,
bring it to me and say the phrase that's written on it.
That will earn you 500 gifted subs.
500, bro.
Sina, you are in last place,
which means you get to go first.
So what card are you playing and who are you playing it on?
Only this way.
Sina, we locked it.
It's nothing.
We locked it on.
We're fine with it, too.
Feel free to move around, investigate, you know.
Yeah, can I look at you and stop?
Yeah, take a little lay of the land.
You know, a lot of people came after you sent us,
so, you know, maybe a little payback here.
You got the most points.
And Emmy does, too.
I got injected for you and among us.
OK, Emmy, to be clear, you only got injected for me
because you accused me.
Yeah, but I still got injected.
I still got injected, though.
All right, can you have Emmy remove four orange?
Oh, really?
Hey, straight at her roommate, straight at her roommate,
bro.
Look out for the rules, and now I got my roommate straight
on my hand.
You know, I will say this, this is not even a game
about the sticks that you know, OK?
This is a game of just like, what are you talking about?
You know what I'm saying?
So right now, I mean, since I put on Emmy rules,
this is the question.
You trying to stand out the way, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just trying to tell you the problem for you.
Or you're going to use the rod set to
send out maybe, send out maybe, send out the line.
Like there's a lot of decisions.
They need to make you.
It's a tough three.
Just one more.
Nice, okay.
Get a bit.
That's four.
I'm done, send out.
Get a rod.
Well done, well done.
All right, Emeru, you get to pick now.
I'm going to do four.
Four.
On.
Well, four is a lot, bro.
Look, Maddie is going back and forth.
You know what I'm saying? Stay behind, boys.
Hey, Spidey says, Henry, let me see water.
She's got a weak side.
I have zero points across the board, by the way. Zero.
Why'd you go after Sinna?
She went after me first.
Cutthroat?
It is. Here in the Gamer hood.
I don't know. Like, that's so bad.
oh
The 500 subs felt amazing I'm never gonna say no to 500 subs who would but I was really hoping
if I win for Emmy first, actually,
and I did her own light grow.
She wouldn't really mess with me,
but I should've known she's petty.
So, I live with her, so less than learn.
So if I'm first, am I just getting a hard target
by everybody that's gonna send it back to me?
Logically speaking, they shouldn't,
because you have zero points
and you got the most balls out.
What just happened to me now?
They said, yeah.
Fine, I should just do you right now.
Can we four on max and can I do teal?
Four teal on max?
I'm sorry, Max.
I've been in the game hood. I know how this goes unless I got out of the back and forth
There was a target on my back. So if you shoot first whoever you shoot is gonna shoot back
It is your turn so take a look at your opponents and see who you want to target
He's already on it.
Did we get low?
Sendings in the strategy of reminding people about her lack of points.
Don't forget though, Marlin, Speed, Jason.
How do we know how you did that?
I don't know how you did that. It cut us out.
I like that out of you, Golden Boy.
We're just pointing out the fact.
That's six yellow on Marlin. Best in a month.
Six yellow on Marlin.
Six? I'm keep on on being nice.
Oh no!
I got right off the bat I was like ah six though that's six killing me right now that's six that's a lot, bro
I couldn't do the emerald. She's too nice
Too nice. I had to be like big time for my lion suit right
Send them on max. Okay. I mean look what's how I didn't pull them there halfway halfway halfway
You chillin you chillin game. Oh, now I'm chilling and I'm chillin. I'm just saying bro
Bro, you could be petty, but we gotta attack Speed and Jason.
Yeah, I see it.
It's live.
That's not it yet, bro.
That's live, bro.
What about Jax?
I'm not a petty game.
He's going to work.
It's not going to work.
It's a challenge.
That drop's all good.
Yeah.
It's a challenge, bro.
He hit me.
I'm going to hit him back.
I'm going to war.
I'm going to attack the one who attacked me.
It's pretty simple.
Oh, OK.
I'm going to go right back at Max 6 with a purple.
OK.
It's purple.
It's definitely early days, so it's kind of like, you know,
First day of school, he's throwing people out.
Y'all all sitting at the lunch table,
but everybody is out for their own.
I gotta be aware of that, for sure.
That's six.
All that shit.
All right.
You just wanna go back and forth to that?
Bro, like,
You really wanna go back and forth?
Y'all can tag me in.
Jason, man.
Jason, bro, I'm sick of it.
I don't want to.
I know why you said I'm a good buck.
I could better wait I could better wait
You gonna hold me down man?
I'm gonna hold you down
Look at me in my eyes
Hey you gonna believe me?
Look at me in my eyes
I bet you're done
I swear to God
I'm gonna take that hand out so far
What?
Damn
Oh
Wow a shake
Oh
I don't go back on my shakes bro
Max what did you just agree to?
I got two
We got one for Jason
Let's do that man
Jason
Alright
That is a small amount
Yo, we're just gonna give him back, but we don't keep it there.
You know, there's a little bit of a deal between the two of them.
So you're negotiating, so you're handling business, you know?
I'm trying to build some bonds here.
Let's not get destructive,
because I could have started World War III with Marley.
I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna chill, I'm chillin'.
Not that strategy.
See how long those bonds remain here at the Gamer Hood.
Hey, hey, hey.
Just as a reminder, you do have those six and eight cards,
which could do a lot of damage.
No, we're solid.
So we live together, my boy. Come on, we're solid.
You know what I'm saying?
But this season is different, okay?
There's no teammates.
Maybe it's time to flip the switch and just cause chaos
and be a bad neighbor.
But on the top two, 10 to 8, right?
You see, 8 to 8.
I have nothing to lose.
So basically, you see, you'll turn bad real fast.
He's a snake.
Like, he's a snake in broad daylight.
No, Jason, you're an evil bro, what about Jax?
Jason, I see what you are now.
Strategically plank, someone at the bottom two, I have to strategically go for my boy,
play boy max.
You're foul.
I'm holding a six.
You're foul as fuck.
I'm evil bro.
I'm not, that was a dumb ass play.
That was a dumb ass play.
Yeah bro, why?
That's a dumb ass play.
I'm a snake.
Let's go to war, it's time. Let's go to war. I love this shit, man.
I'm the leaderboard, I said I knew they would love this shit.
I'm at the bottom of the team. I'm checking on each other.
What are you thinking, man? Go what you feel?
I'm checking on the emotions right now at your future.
No, you all fit nice, dude.
No, there's no need for you to fit nice.
Two purple or emeralds?
Two purple or emeralds.
Some call it nukreep.
But guess what? Emeralds better take you out now.
I just don't want to go for none of this because I know it ain't gonna trigger it.
They're thirsty right now, bro.
So now you're putting me in the position to go after Moe.
I am.
OK, bro.
Now she's gonna get him out.
Kill her.
If she doesn't get him out, kill him.
I really thought I was feeling it, man.
Bro, my fucks is in my mind.
Like, he's in my ear talking to him about, bro.
What are you saying, bro?
Hey, you smart.
Let's let Max win.
Jason tried to get me to take out Max.
Fuck I was like, I'm not gonna let Jason get away with that because that's what he wants. I'm gonna lock you
Exactly. Sit down. Are you worried that he's gonna come after you? I'll just go after him again
Jason I know him and like when Jason it starts losing don't six on emerald yellow Jason yellow six
Oh
There bro, they went to war
Hey
I'm gonna say something
I'm pretty much on touch
I'm gonna kill her.
Oh, man.
Who is D-Man?
She's still got a couple.
She's still in the game.
If someone makes enemies with me first,
Sixth orange, Jason.
What could I do?
Like this.
Oh, God.
Sixth.
No!
My balls!
No!
between Jason and Emeril, I'm trying to stay hidden
and just make it to at least top three,
top twos, I can get those points.
Oh, he's got, he's still in the game.
Emeril's still in business.
I had no choice but to stay in on business back
and try to take her out.
Four purple on Emeril.
There it is. Four purple on Emeril.
Four purple on Emeril.
This might be it for her.
She's clean with it.
She had more to go.
Oh my gosh.
commitment you know Zan. Sacrifice not.
Let the dogs play.
I wonder what she's going to do. Tail again? Or tail? Yeah.
Could this be it for Jason?
Nice ball.
I'm not going to get the dagger, y'all.
Bro, all you're going to do is just save one ball.
Jason and Emerald are going to fight the death.
I tried to make sure that other people was just
fighting each other, so they could just take their damage away.
So I can go for you.
It's two more to go after this, being on the computer board.
I knew that people were probably going to keep
targeting me.
So I was like, OK, my best bet is
trying to get someone else out around the same time.
I mean, Jason started it, so what am I supposed to do?
One more. Let's see if I can get one boss.
Still in the game. Three in the game.
Still in the game.
Two orange maru.
That's it. She only has one orange.
That orange is the one that's going to get a pair of hands.
He won the war, he won the war, hang on, he won the war, bro.
He's not gonna get one of Emerson's, and you get to go again.
Sorry, that means you are out officially.
He won the war, he won the war, man.
Oh, ma.
Does he really want to?
Uh-oh.
Bro, I'm not touching this.
Daddy is ready for revenge, even from the grave.
From the dead.
That's not even satisfying.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Well, I'm already dead, so probably logically speaking do not be your friend could be your last decision you make this game
Plagued boy max yellow
Max or Black Boy Max?
Oh, no.
Um, alright.
That's one.
Oh, that's a lot of space.
Nebo, Max was in the lead.
I had to just go for it.
I saw a little bit of her.
That's a lot of, a lot of heads.
Uh, strategically, I got to go for Max.
No, I think if you're at this point in the game here, right,
you're Max, you're Marlin, you're Speed,
you have a lot of these big cards you could work with here.
You gotta start shooting some shots,
taking some people out.
You gotta play dirty at some point, right?
Exactly.
Oh, no, I was cooking all the pork, dropping it, and then I asked like, when you bailed,
tested it, and she was like, all of a sudden, oh, my grade just went from a 92 to a 76.
It don't make no sense.
Oh, dear.
Are you even going to survive this?
No, they're so good.
They still got a couple of us.
It's OK, Max.
Jason, that's it.
That's four.
I know what this is gonna be, bro.
Just kill me, Max.
My fate is to see you.
Jason, Aline.
Sneaky as hell.
Two yellow.
I'm Jason.
Thank you for your help.
I tried to trust him today.
Oh, fake be a friend.
Just so they can get that little extra point.
I see what it is.
It's cool we're gonna rock it.
Give me your stick!
PBM called for the two yellow,
which means he must have seen something.
I got a good hold.
That's good.
That is good bulls.
He is in a very precarious position right now.
That is good bulls.
Ah!
Oh, that is it!
That is it!
Jason Langen is out!
I mean, barely.
And with that, Max Ernst, one of Jason's rods,
reinforced his own chain.
I had to stand on it.
Jason, we'll get a couple points on it.
I had to stand on it.
I was not going to be the person with the full.
Four yellow, three and a half.
OK, he's not sharing the big one.
He doesn't want to pull aggro his way.
I expected Emeroot as full.
Oh, two.
I'm not a lot. I just stayed out of the battles for that's all I have to do
This is game hood right game hood
Orange
That could very well be it.
No, I gotta be okay with losing that.
It's gotta be okay giving up a couple.
It's okay.
Remember, if so long as you keep one, you're still in the game.
All the balls are kind of nudged up on that side.
Yeah, yeah, everything's pressed against the wall there.
This could be it.
This could very well be the end of Max.
Fuck yeah.
Wow.
Slowly poking up my arm.
Good try. Speed.
Speed versus Marlon.
And you've got to go
Good
Oh, that's good, right? That's good. That's good. That's good. She didn't say, by the way, she's getting this
She's after me the whole day, the whole day!
We should get out of here, man!
Get her going, get her going!
She's hot-taping on this situation.
He's flying under the radar.
Can I do six purple? Oh, Marv.
Six purple? Oh, Marv!
You're just taking damage.
Like, she knows damn well, like, the second I'm going to write back to her, it's over.
You're not a half-pant. I ain't a half-pant.
Making yourself a target every game where I think I can use another person to win has an advantage
I'm gonna do that. I'm a little full purple speed. Oh
Those two are easy pulls it's hot you should have spent the eight here barb you should have invested some of the bigger cards
That's that good stress and I believe
Marlin out yo game not gonna lie you a hater game
Hey Marlin out and then you get you don't get no more leader. That's gonna be a public in the games
If you get a man, bro
It's all just a win game. I just had to stay alive pick up on a third party and take you out
I'm gonna go for blue sinner. I mean chill till
on Senna for us who's the battle I'm gonna seek for very
well be the game here might be it looks like a lot of her orbs are resting on
some teal rods yeah I gotta pull it so hey
every single one of us two competitors remaining.
It also could fall down to one catastrophic fall.
It was too early.
I went to war.
It was too early.
Two on yellow.
This could be game.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over.
I'll take that.
The second of the game.
You're telling everybody.
And the third of the road.
I did my thing.
I use everybody else against each other.
This uses some psychological.
This is not too bad to do, though.
Here's some W.R.S. speed moves.
Let's go!
Speed Rips!
First place.
That is what it is.
It's a high risk hybrid war for me.
And now I'm in last place.
But it's okay, because it's only day one.
At least you got points. I got zero.
Yeah, but...
I don't have hard feelings.
No, no, no.
My strategy didn't work.
Let's head back to the hub and check on the scores.
I'm so excited. I got 500 gifts. That's zero complaints.
Brother, you are ass. What are you excited for?
I know how to play. Once somebody comes at you, it's over, you know?
Look, how much you lost left?
We got a lot of time.
I'm not out yet.
D.
Alright, players. That was a doozy.
I mean, Jason, Em, Em, we were like...
I respect Em and Rue a lot. Actually, I respect for Em and Rue raised through the roof.
Now, I will never target Em and Rue ever again because she stands on business.
If you were early on, you were targeted a little bit,
and then you were able to kind of ward everything off.
I gotta make sure I'm maintaining my spine on this little board.
I'm here for a prize, you feel me?
I'm not thinking short term.
I'm hating on me as cool,
because you was hating on me!
Of course I was.
Yo, you understand?
You gotta understand, everyone on this couch,
you feel me? I love you all, but I hate y'all.
And at the end of the day, we're gonna make this happen.
We're gonna make this happen.
Conflicting emotions there.
All the y'all, like, there is no beef.
I noticed you guys were kind of avoiding speed
a little bit in the game right off the bat.
He didn't get targeted until many, many rounds in.
Well, that's called, um,
because he wasn't a threat.
No, wait, he wasn't a threat.
That's why I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,
he wasn't a threat.
Yeah.
But he played his cards right, so.
Okay, okay.
This guy just thinks he knows everything,
so he blabbers and blabbers,
and he thinks this is the truth.
Well, we go ahead and check the leaderboard out,
see where we are.
I am very curious to see.
All right, let's do this.
Speed, you earned 10 points for winning.
Ladies' hand, ladies' hand.
Boom.
Boom right there.
On, you can expect it for eight, which means you get 14 points.
Fucking go, baby!
Tana, you got six points for a total of six.
So you don't have zero anymore.
You can't use that excuse.
That's great.
I'm not out.
Right in the middle.
All right.
Blackboy Max, you got four points, which brings your total to 10.
You got two points bringing you up to a two point total.
Four points.
Yeah, Jason.
And of course, you can never do that.
Mark's forget it.
In that game, she did.
No points needed.
And I guess what, I stood on business, bro.
Four points.
And center.
Five hundred.
Come on, guys.
Bro, I stood on business.
Right now.
Hey, look, I got the one and one point.
I stood on business.
Okay, I'll high five you from over here.
Damn, they're killing the streets.
Boy, that bitchy.
Well, but almost guys have heard this episode of State Farm Gamerhood,
but there's still one more piece of business.
And it's our good friend Jake to award today's Good Neighborhood.
Yeah.
Okay, so look, nobody knows the importance of being a good neighbor,
a good teammate, a good competitor like State Farm.
And that's why I'm proud to award this trophy to...
Is it? Come on.
Sit down.
I'm touching the wall.
I'm respected.
I'm proud to award this trophy,
a point in the standings,
and 500 gifted subs to today's Good Neighbor Award winner,
who is...
I don't remember this.
Say it now.
Whoever you all tell me it is.
What?
Oh, man.
You all win this side.
Who wins the Good Neighbor Award?
I like that. I like that.
And you can pick anybody who you think exemplifies what it means to be a good neighbor if you all reach behind you
You'll have a cube
Take a second
Deliberation music
me ready 3 2 1 vote for me to for Jason you said about this guy voted
So in the event of a tie here's what you'll do you guys now could only vote for either emiru or
or Jason.
Are we ready?
Three, two, one, bounce!
Should I?
All right, and Jason!
Yeah!
All right!
You got him, bro!
I'm about to get 500 million subscribers!
You got him, bro!
I'm about to get 500 million subscribers!
Keep going!
How do you say a few words?
Hey, listen, I appreciate everybody that voted for me.
I would not be here without y'all.
I got some a little pity.
I appreciate Jake.
I appreciate going to boy Barbara.
Jason.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout it to the chat.
Shout it to the state phone.
I think I did.
W state phone, man.
W state phone.
I was doing everyone a favor.
So man, I didn't get to get a good neighbor.
I think I deserved that one.
And that means you get 500 gift insubs right now.
Right now?
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Let's go!
I want you to have a little bite.
Five, five, four, three, two, one.
Everybody's gonna want you to lose.
This is very intense. It seems like it's a lot of pressure.
It seems like we all want it.
Maybe stay from them.
I'm gonna be the one that's gonna come up top.
I'm realizing I'm gonna have to snake a couple people up. I'm not gonna lie. I want to take this home
Yo me speed next
I'm out and me body
That's good, that's good, that's good
I knew they was gonna come on for me and family because I was at the top of little board
Ayo bro
It's like you know, it's just standing there long enough to secure the points doing what I gotta do
You know like I'm really playing for that championship mentality for me. So yeah, that's lit
Okay, I like it
I gotta say our two returning players you guys are at the bottom of the leaderboard
You trying to hide behind
I just don't think that's true, but I'll take the couple.
You're the only gamer on this bench right here.
That's true.
Besides me.
That is true.
I think that everyone's trying to avoid drawing attention,
but I mean, I guess I, unfortunately,
can't help drawing attention to all of them
seeing me as a threat, so what can I do?
What we know from the Gamerhood, it's really anybody's game.
It truly is.
This is just the first week.
Anything can change, so you guys are ready to keep going?
Keep playing?
Yep, let's do it.
Let's do it.
We'll see you next time.
All right.
That's a good episode man, let's wait, let's do that one, let's do that one, let's do that one, okay.
Gave my hug man, episode one.
Wow, we want more bro.
That's a good episode.
That was a great episode.
That was a great episode man.
Chad, what do you think of the lineup?
What do you think bro, let me know, let me know.
one great line of Jason is logging Marlin wait wait wait
yeah 60 brown hey a 60 60 60 what's that what's that song
It's a mashup.
But Bones be gone.
Don't know what you want.
Can we talk about the stay from shit?
You mind just like, I said mashup real quick.
I said real quick.
Can you say I said real quick?
I said mashup real quick.
I said...
Let me show you what you got to share
She better sing a part of it, you know
And I'm gonna show you
Every song that we have
I'm gonna do mine
And never will you walk through
And I'm gonna throw up
To the door's loud and she'll
I'm gonna shake her head
That's what I never do
You know there's always going to be
You know really bad
Sixty, what the f-
I'm gonna show you what I'm doing
I love you boy. I love you boy. Hey, I love you. Bye
All right, I mean shit man, that's a good episode
Bro, I know but me person but guess what they release every week every week every week it comes out
I mean mean Jay probably gonna react to most of episodes together because the next one we will be reacting to together
Yes, yes together
It's gonna be it's gonna be a JTW X Marlin state on state for reacts
I mean bro if Cina in emerald or max or speed
And change the whole support
Like the line man. Yes, he don't know you bro. You literally have a number. Oh, cause he called Aaron
So I'm sure I'm right now, bro. They're fell from like 50 feet
But you gotta check on right now. Yeah, I'm just
We always think about cause bro, baby, I'm telling you bro. We shopping up about shit like content. I miss you so like that
Let's make sure I call it a little quick. Let's see. He's that oh shit spice ends team in there right now
Why are you sitting like that for?
Speed FaceTime yesterday 10 23 p.m.
Fuckin' did a lot man.
I should say three months ago.
It's okay.
Hey, it's your state form.
State form buddies.
Hey, speed, is that it?
Remember?
Nope.
Right, I think he's in the hospital right now
because he fell from the top.
I'm maybe D&D,
so sorry, I'm not gonna be D&D,
quick D&D.
Yeah, I don't know,
that's your boy.
Yeah, that's my boy, bro.
That's our boy.
Then we don't have four quotes right now.
No, I'm gonna be with Spider-Man folks.
Hey speed, it's your voice.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
What the fuck?
Bro, can we get the W State Farm, bro?
The W State Farm?
That's how I'm saying it, bro.
Hey, that's a good episode, bro.
That's a good episode, bro.
That was a good episode, bro.
He was like, he was like, and watching this shit.
Yeah, I was watching.
Dead ass.
Way to shit.
You don't be reacting?
We should all get a big reaction.
Way to shit.
But how about the last episode?
We all get a little, we're making a little clip together
and do a little reaction segment in a minute.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, let's go.
W, man.
Oh my god.
Now, folks, we're chicken with Sheila.
How's the leg doing this shit like that?
You know what I mean?
I
Feel better better bro
Yeah, I
Mean bro, you know, you know, you know new spider-man came on select that brand new day actually watch the issue is amazing
I want to go live in spider-man so it's a big game
It's not a good one at all. It's not a good one at all. We like to stay far over here
That's not one at all. Yeah
You fucking stay for me to chat. Oh shit my fucking
What is?
How about that, you guys?
Now, use your likeliness.
You can't do that!
Here it comes, here it comes.
It's a 60, man.
So, get it going.
Wait, so, it's okay to put an attack in the same deal as y'all?
No, shut the fuck up!
I
Can be
Get your ass out of here man.
We got to get out of here.
Bro, you're top.
You're top.
Get out of here for me.
Let's go, bro.
Let's just cut your numbers.
Let's go see.
Okay, should we go right now?
Should we go right now?
You got to go right now, bro.
We're right back.
We're right back, right?
Hold on a sec.
Hey, yeah.
I got to be right back.
Oh my gosh.
No!
He provoked me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bro, no, no.
60, 60.
60 60
So, guys, we're the replacements, I'll be on, I'll be on.
I kind of look like him.
I'll be on.
Okay, go on.
Tick tock.
That's usually a classic.
Yeah.
Let's click links.
Or no.
Ooh, I wish we could click links.
Or links.
Or something.
If we click links, though, bro, we're going to get hacked.
Like, bro, who is pride?
No pride.
the links though bro we're gonna get hacked like bro who is pride no pride
but what they do you just put the mod and it's like everyone's laughing huh it
wasn't even funny that I don't think that's funny like bro not everything's mod bro do it for you
who are these basically silky and marlin are doing a doppelganger stream so yeah
this is like just this is them I'm a battery for me I know it's kind of
I'm not gonna lie, it is kinda difficult.
Someone said, what happened to your shower?
What happened to your shower, bro?
Mine is chilling.
Mine blew up.
Actually, what happened to your shower?
I mean, not really, but there's,
when I got into my apartment, there was no shower curtain.
So I just put clearance.
Dude!
All I did was...
yeah oh we got a discord nodey
oh yeah you got this one here yo should we go viral on Twitter or should I
tweet oh my god we should start more nms lg nms s s lg versus fucking
I
Sweet sweet
Some goyslaw oh
Yeah, did y'all see the new spider-man low key saw it I saw it bro. It's good as shit
It's low key so good
I'm with the notion you won't spoil trust you won't I won't spoil it
Okay, yes or no, can I say what I wish there was more of though?
I mean like it's not that big
Okay, no I
Want to say it's so bad. It's not a story. I can't I'm just like an opinion bro. It's just like
I don't even try to be funny on God now. I wish there is like
There we go, bro. That's like all I had to say, but it was good. Like, it's not a bad thing. It was good.
Okay, is it a thing you're talking about a character?
Uh, yeah. But I really shouldn't answer any questions so you can just watch it on your own.
The movie, I didn't have anything bad to say about it. Would I even type those in the back?
Okay.
It's just like...
But you're just thinking you wanted more of that character to do something in the movie.
Yes? No? Maybe?
Are you gonna see it, you're not gonna see it, look.
I'm seeing you Saturday night.
I like booked it with someone on stream.
Oh shit, probably is it a girl?
I mean yeah, it's like a, it's like a friend.
Why are your eyes closed?
Cause the chat is gonna spoil it, bro.
Oh, can be it, what was that?
Good night, good night, it's my friend.
Actually, I have a girlfriend.
No, I don't have a girlfriend, what the fuck?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Oh, how does this shit know?
Drew?
Damn.
That's crazy.
What'd you do?
I don't say it.
I'm just saying.
Dude, yo.
Yo.
Maudsquad, eviscerate phantom typing Drew, bro.
It's Marlon and Silky right now.
We're not fucking Drew, dude.
Come on, bro.
We're not doing that anymore.
We're serious.
We're done with that.
We're done with the 90s, bro.
How are you, Phantom?
Well, I remember when Phantom was like the first sepulchre,
Phantom went in there and he was like,
yo, play this, it was too holless.
Oh, good, good.
He's putting it through on the two holless.
Do you want to do a collab with us?
I can borrow water?
Oh, you all want to call the one. Appreciate it.
He had to get me out of there before we did that.
Where am I?
Thank you
Not, I haven't listened to it.
Alright, guys.
Yeah, I haven't even seen...
Yeah, I haven't seen... eh, spot-mountain skateboarder, no.
Oh my god, let's see me hop over here first.
Let me hop over here.
Come on, dude.
Hey, y'all haven't seen spot-mountain-flash?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't give me nuts on your head.
No way!
Yeah, yeah, you got it from the spider-man or something.
I'm serious.
You see, when there's fire in the fire now...
Here I got you, I got you.
Why can't I just already have been imagine the screenshot of these nuts on Lisa's head?
Spidey!
Spidey, please save me!
I got you, Mamos!
Spidey, please save me!
I'm gonna be the fireman!
Spidey, please!
I'm gonna die!
Everybody stop!
Oh, come on, you see?
Oh, shit.
I wanna jump it off the floor.
What are you actually doing?
I don't know if we have the strength.
Bro, you dead.
Walk by the wheelchair yourself.
I can't play with you, bro.
It's all over the stop.
Oh, actually, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just so cool.
We'll talk about that.
Hey, let's start talking.
I don't stop, I don't stop.
Hey, you get up there.
No, we're not.
Where's my mask go bro?
I'm licking my face!
Spidey never takes the mask off.
Bro, where's my...
What is your problem bro?
Bro, Jason, you're not real Spidey.
Bro, Jason jumped over the wheelchair and
dead in one of the things Spidey had died of in the movie.
Wow, L.A.C. bro!
L.A.C. bro, I'm your boss right here.
I lost this thing.
You guys get it?
L.A.C. bro.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I appreciate you W.E.
Of course, W.E.
I would like to say that, I appreciate that.
Here's your freebie handcuffs.
Thank you.
Take it, take it, take it.
I like a blonde, bro.
I got an extra ticket just fine.
I know how to read it, I got a ticket.
But this is a serious problem.
Are you a good robot?
What's the damage on it?
Why is it a robot?
It's possible.
What you doing?
So what's like a summer song?
So what's like an under-Azure shit?
What?
What you doing?
Oh, shit!
Cancel slide?
Oh!
Slyly, okay!
While you are standing there, let me get up.
Spidey, Spidey, get up!
Spidey, Spidey!
Spidey, Spidey, Spidey, Spidey, Spidey, Spidey.
What is this gesture?
Spidey lost his senses?
I can't think of this.
Why do you have some crazy ass CUS?
Whose CUS are those?
They can pass around the house.
kind of figure she's going on but what's so recent is that lazy
oh my god
now spiderman is actually the ejection of me
what?
what the fuck?
yo, jayson, jayson, what are you doing?
whoa, we can tell
holy shit
whoa jayson, you're the one bro
we would have never found out anything from your past
oh my god
wait, you're the
you're the best player man
no, this is crazy
I'm so astonished.
I'm astonished.
Jesus. Oh my God.
Jesus look me in the face.
Jesus know you're real Jesus.
Oh my God. Jesus. Holy shit.
Holy shit. No way.
With great power.
Now I'm a great power.
God bless you.
God.
I'm gonna get a crown.
So, I'm gonna go skate on the other end.
Go ahead.
You so what?
Go ahead.
Let's skate on the other end.
You're gonna skate on the other end, yeah.
I'm gonna skate on the other end.
Because, how do you mean you can't fucking
lip sleep on the other end?
You have to fucking use this.
I don't get any gliss.
For real?
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mola had a hard end.
That's not what I'm talking about.
So, I'm gonna go.
I'll just come out and have every hole in my body.
That's every part of my body.
You ever got spider words sent into your body?
Everything, man.
Every hole in my body, it can shoot.
It can come in and out and shoot.
I don't have to let it taste every single breath out of my mouth.
It's not jump on that fucking desk.
I'm gonna give it a bump, bro.
Every little shape.
Hey, Spidey!
Oh
MJ
Professor XL man. Oh my god
I love y'all so much. Trust me. Hold on. Let me just check on him real quick.
I think I checked on my shirt real quick. I love y'all, man. Soon. Soon boys. Okay, soon. Soon. I know.
Soon. Just have some faith in me, boys and girls. Okay. I love y'all. Trust. Trust.
Uh, I was in a mess. Thank you. I've let me watch which I'm in. Seriously. Um, we'll be back.
Of course, bro. We're gonna watch part of it.
Slake, wait, I'll come back.
Yeah, see if the fat is full.
All right.
Wow.
So, Marlon let's us shoes.
And then there was only one.
And then there was only me, the real Spiderman.
I kind of want to do a Spiderman tiktok.
Go save the city, son, son.
Just check myself out, yeah, I did have a maximum sub-a-thon moment, definitely.
bro what Tato sounds should I do which one man
What's one it ain't that one or not
But y'all weird as fuck bro
Y'all weird as fuck. Oh, okay
One guy got her weird, bro. I'm not Spoderman. I'm spider-man
Have you watched the movie? Yeah, I mean we could do a Steve Lacy one is that
Bro y'all y'all dick writers, bro
No.
Bro.
Four poses, TikTok?
No, bro.
I did watch the movie already.
It was good.
Sorry, I'm just saying the child's coming from, I'm just saying the child's in danger.
That's a fake spider man. I'm a spider man.
I'm a spider man.
You wanna go swimming or not?
You wanna go swimming?
Yeah.
Where did my phone go? Where did his phone go?
Where did his phone go bro?
My phone go.
What? What do you like to do?
Lazy.
How about it? How about it? How about it back?
Man!
That's the fate. He's a villain.
Darkos!
Don't touch me!
I got babies here, brother.
What?
I'm not kissing you.
Right.
What?
Uh...
Family Channel?
Uh...
Okay. I mean, actually, I've no idea that.
You didn't be a dark father.
Yeah, I'm not a big dark father.
Well, uh...
I mean you could have a kid, I could see you had a kid, I think we should all time at the same time, because imagine how good it would be for content, we all time having a kid at the same year, we'd bang their videos, we could all stream and film the murder.
What's that squabby called, like, or junior line?
We could, I mean, so we would be the core.
They could be the, what's like, what's the core?
What's the outer edge?
Out, outer.
Like, when there's a core, the stem.
Ooh!
The crust.
No, no, I like the stem.
I like the stem.
What?
The spore.
The spore?
What?
No, stem.
So we, the on-core, oh my God.
We all have kids at the exact same year.
We wait until they're 13 and can make twitches.
So we build a family channel, right?
We build an on-core channel.
And then as soon as they're 13,
we put them all in a content house together
and we call it the on-core house.
And we take all of their earnings.
90% of them will attend.
Wow.
You might be honest something, Bert.
We got our future prepared.
Our future prepared, Bert.
What do you better do today?
I'm not on the meeting for a live or not.
So are you hungry or not, bro?
Well, you're full?
Not that one, bro.
Like the uh, the uh, the uh, oh, you.
I don't know, because I haven't missed a day of streaming
for three months.
Well, bro.
So I'm debating if I should stream.
I can do that, too.
Yo, take another shirtless picture with your shoulders all day.
I'm going to.
Yeah?
I'm going to.
Do it right now, bro.
Sun is right there.
You're actually literally going to take a selfie right now in the sun.
I think you should.
Am I sure of?
Yeah, make sure you get all the silky chains.
I saw Lacey at the mall.
What?
I know, he's crazy.
I know exactly who that is because he asked about you.
You asked about me?
I mean he asked about something what
Well, I kind of want to
Actually, I'm not gonna say cuz this chap's gonna be weird. What?
For what? I mean
No, no, my job has seen it yet, dude
It just released last night. You can be split it. No, it wouldn't be cool, but it's not not cool, man
Don't care. I spoiled it
Okay, so in the end, all the villains from the original universe come in the end and Doc
Ock comes back out of the water and instead of tentacles, he has eight dildos attached
to him and he fucks Spider-Man.
That's how it ends. It's a very wholesome ending.
Why would you leave, bro? You're weird as fuck, man.
You're wrong.
The movie.
You're wheat-grooming porn with the five-gifty?
What? The fuck type of old-
So what are you doing tonight?
I hop on Resident Evil and then go to Tariyami's tonight.
Oh, you're in the wheelchair.
Can I stream the party?
No
Maybe you live life a little bro. Maybe maybe bro go that's not fun though
Bro, don't have like no party off stream is not fun. It's only fun if it's for content
My fun is work. No, no, no, come on, bro. You're gonna get burnt out. You don't say it's not possible
I'll get burned out. How's Amy homage?
No listen, let me tell you this bro, you know, a lot of memories you have to make off-stream
so that you have story times.
Okay, do you want to know a serious problem I have though?
I'm gonna have the biggest story time tomorrow.
No, I know, but like the problem I have is...
Well, tonight might be fucking insane.
Any time I'm off-stream doing something and someone says something funny or like something
happens, my first immediate thought is I wish that was off-stream, is that bad?
Yes, bro live your life a little bit Tara. I saw your text. I'll call you off stream
Well, wait, when do I have to call you though? Cuz I don't know what what time of the party?
Bro bro come on go tonight
Okay, let's pop out tonight. No, it's understood. It's made some roads ain't nothing like that call me in another room. Oh shit
Sorry, I mean
You go to down we call another no don't need wheels. Yeah, I mean yeah, hold it down. Thank you, bro
Spider-Man appreciates you I
Wasn't even invited to the party by the way, she had a copy of the chain. What do y'all think she said she said
What did you get that just now
TF it's a it's a wait the fuck hmm. You still my pendant. No, I literally just bought this you see in the video
It's a iced out chrome chain.
It's a diamond cut chain with it.
Lacey, yes you were dummy.
Tara, you did not invite me.
But here's the thing.
For me, at least, going to parties is only worth it if it's on stream.
I
Cat I'll check my text right now. I guarantee I'm good. Yo, I put on every person chats live on my text from Tara
Tara yummy
Tara's birthday party RSVP
It's her birthday
Here's the thing, first off, going to a party in a wheelchair is not fun.
That's not fun, number one, okay?
Number two, going to a party in general for me is not fun.
I don't know.
I personally, I don't enjoy going to a party with a bunch of LA people that don't actually
care about me and them trying to act, oh, yo, Lacey, what's good, bro?
How you been?
Oh fuck how I been the fuck and then you and then you get drunk and you end up throwing up later
Like that's not fun or the only way it's fun is if I'm on stream making content out of it
That's how it gets fun, but it is a birthday party. I didn't know it was a birthday party
So now I feel like I got to go
But I can't stream it
It's her birthday. Yeah, I know that now
But do I go or do I stream or do I go see spider-man?
Go see spider-man.
Show up for 10 minutes.
But here's another thing.
If I don't show up to parties, I'm like a rare Pokemon, bro.
That's what people don't really understand.
If people start inviting me to parties and inviting me to events and I don't show up
to them, I'm like, it's like, oh, wait, Lacy's popping out tonight?
makes me like a rare like like have like a rare type of aura where what I do
pop out it's like oh shit Lacey's here
nothing I was explaining I'll explain it how I don't go to a lot of parties or
events because it makes me know here you go it makes me more rare so that is
Off-stream bro. Bro, was that how you went to a party?
Off-stream? Off-stream.
Was it a brothel?
Did we have a party at Off-stream at a brothel?
No, but I remember you...
No, I went to... I went to... We went to one last year.
Remember? You were there. It was David Dobrich, I want to say.
Oh, yeah?
Wait, no, that was after the stuff, though, right?
Yeah. Yeah, not after someone.
It's the first time, it's the last time I went to a party. So when was that?
Like eight months ago nine months ago. I don't really like parties, bro. Oh, bro, but Tara like she's a good friend
No, I didn't know it was her birthday. I really didn't know that just on that out
Bro, just take a little snapchat. What do you mean to do a snapchat? I'm gonna pull up in spider-man
It's a Halloween party
I'm gonna pop out like bro, you know, like we're not really want to put that shit on
I might I might put a mace off it on too for it. You better put on Louis V fucking jeans
Air forces that are beat the fuck up and tie it all the way up to your cankles and then a valenciaga
shirt that's tight as fuck around your neck and
Where like that chrome chain that you bought from me. That's your fit
Why is that bro, how did you get that?
I bought it bro. That's that pen. It's like 5k. No, there's more how much this with the chain and this is my eight
No, you didn't grab it. I did start up with a hundred
No, I got it like like like like we were just in the mall and I saw it and I was like I want that so you stole it
No, I just tapped my car
I saw this funny tiktok comment
It was a picture. It was like a you in who was it you were doing the mukbang
Right, no, you're on the other side. You're on this side of the table
Dumb and the top comment was they only find ice cream shot of it because it was funny
It said
It's a picture of you right here and it says are Jason's eyes getting wider holy shit
Bro that wasn't even me, that's me and Ludwig bro
Like I guess that's funny bro
It was funny I don't know why I saw it like 2aa and I said dying
Okay wait let me look at the comments
Here we go bro
bro it's funny at tiktok when you were like I think you were in Cabo so when
typed so when typed how is he the only person that to juice up on Reda for five
months and still be the same weight from when he started you just did not know
what so that's just me so two months that's just weird as fuck
So two months of Reda and I lost 22 pounds.
That's not even bad.
That's good weight losses.
Where's the last time you stepped on the scale?
I don't know.
You got one?
I'm actually, that would be a weigh-in right now.
Bro, you haven't done all of it, you've done all of it.
I know, but I'm gonna guess, I probably gained,
I probably gained maybe like three to five pounds back
since I've been off Reda.
But I'm gonna guess, I'm gonna guess 190.
You on the scale?
I'm on the scale, bro.
So he's room
Yeah, we don't know here I got you do
I get naked for it though
No, you don't understand these pants right out of pound the shirts a little heavy
be the chain got diamonds in it how tall am I I'm six one no you're five I'm not
five seven five seven two feet I'm not five seven I'm five eight and I'm one
188
That's healthy weights by the way healthy weight you're that's healthy weight. Yes
On this planet
188 at 5 a.m. Wait
Marlin's not going Marlin might go I asked him in the car
What are you spending your time with this family?
Is Silky going?
Silky's going
Okay
Is that going?
I don't know, I don't know
Okay
Is
Lay's going?
He's saying he might
Bro, bro
What are you gonna do tonight?
Stream
stream. But are you gonna ballast or you could bro what if you do something crazy at the
party and something happens and you miss it you miss a story time for the day after.
I mean okay so here's here's the night we'll go. I will get dropped off a block over half
away from the house because there's gonna be security and a bunch of people. I'm gonna
have to wheelchair up a hill to the house then I'm gonna have to get up and hop up the stairs
has someone carry my wheelchair into the house.
Then knowing Tara, it's probably a two-story house
and everybody's gonna be upstairs and downstairs,
which means if I wanna go up or downstairs,
I have to hop up and downstairs and carry my wheelchair.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be
cupping a corner in my wheelchair like this,
watching everybody jump around and dance and have fun.
Or you could be, you would skip the line.
Or you would, you would get dropped off the front of the
line, Tara, yummy brings you in because she knows you,
because it's her birthday.
And then you roll in and now all the attention's on you
Because who's going to a party in a fucking wheelie?
Exactly, I don't want the attention.
Bro, no, you get that attention.
Boom, story time tomorrow's gonna be great
because, boom, you're the main character.
Everybody's like, oh, Lazy, bro, I love you.
We gotta take a shot.
Oh, my God.
That's fake, my God.
Oh, my God.
And then we take, you get drunk as shit.
You get drunk as shit and then, boom, you're lit
and then, boom, somebody's tired.
I don't wanna get drunk.
L, Q pressure.
I don't get drunk off shit.
Bro, it's all good, bro.
You don't get drunk upstream.
No, I don't get drunk or high, I'll show you.
L peer pressure.
I only drink and get high for content.
That's cap.
It's none.
That's definitely cap.
It is.
That is definitely cap.
That's all even my rule.
I don't ever get intoxicated off camera.
It always has to be on cameras for the content.
That's cap, bro.
When?
When have you ever seen me?
I've literally seen you smoke off camera.
Maybe like three times in my life.
That's cap, because we literally did see you.
One night I smoked with you off camera, one night I smoked with Silky off camera, and
I think I smoked with Blaze off camera once.
What about a drink, when you go to dinner, you get cocktails.
That's different, that's not, bro, going to dinner and getting a little margarita or espresso
martini, that's not getting drunk, that's having a drink, that's some manly shit.
We're getting a glass of wine, that's not drinking, that's just like, that's just-
What's the point of drinking alcohol if you're not going to get drunk?
Bro, because there's a difference between drunk and having a drink.
Like you get a little, maybe like a little buzz from a glass of wine and you're nice
and relaxed.
I just don't drink alcohol so I wouldn't know.
So you're drinking tonight?
No, I'm not drinking.
So you want me to go to a party sober in a wheelchair and just...
Bro, you don't have to be drunk to have fun, dude.
Get in there and socialize, bro.
I don't wanna socialize with those people.
The only people I like there is really Tara.
Then she would just really appreciate it if you went.
It's what I was told.
But it is your choice at the end of the day.
I'm going because she's showing me love.
No, I know.
No, I love Tara.
I really do.
I really do love Tara.
I just, I just, I just.
I'm not trying to, your pressure bro.
Bro going in for 10 minutes because I'm not gonna be there. No, but I'm gonna get there five minutes
For you going for 10 minutes is a lot different than me. I know I know no
No, no, no, I'm not gonna like she learn stamp. You don't because it's a struggle for me to put my wheelchair in the back
Of a Uber Uber to the party get the wheelchair out go up the stairs
Wheel all the way to the house then I got a fucking wheel out
And I got to come out wheelchair back in a Uber and you can't come because it's 21 plus
So what the fuck's in here?
No, no, no, no.
Don't let's not carry my wheelchair.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's fine.
Yeah, don't go, bro. I'll just have fun by myself.
Well, listen.
You give me live updates. I'll go live and you could just keep me updated on the party.
I got you, bro. I'll text you live updates.
By my-
No, no, no, no, no, no. You like FaceTime, like maybe I have a discord calling.
Oh no.
and then I get the content out of it.
What the fuck?
I'm going probably for 10.
You're going by yourself.
I'm probably gonna go a 30 minutes max.
Show face, say hi to Tara, show love, give her a gift,
and then leave, bro,
because I got shooting against mom.
I'm gonna become an athlete tomorrow.
So I'll open it up for you.
Congratulations.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Was invited, bro.
Well to be fair you are in a wheelchair, I said I wanted to be a ref or a waterboy.
Still didn't get anybody to do it.
I mean, I mean, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Should we try to call Ludwig?
Maybe get some last minute adjustments.
I didn't get anybody to do Schumer games and my products cash grab.
Hashtag noticing.
bro bro I told him that it's a passion project
yeah of course gonna fail
well
yeah they didn't get invited to any cod events
well
the whole women were in phase all the phase got invited to the cod land event except for me
I stayed home and watched all you guys go have fun hashtag noticing
oh so you're saying that he doesn't like you
bro I feel like we should just call him and figure it out bro
It's fine, bro.
No, it's not fine, bro.
It's fine, bro.
Because if you feel like there's some type of tension,
oh, you're going to leave before they call, bro.
Because if you really felt like this, bro,
and you're going to stay on stream and not stay in space,
bro, I feel like, I feel like.
I'm not staying, I'm not, I'm not.
Not being on stream.
It's real.
Damn.
I think I'm going to go see a theater tomorrow.
That shit's like two hour drive, man.
I know, but I might just go in the morning and go to Losey Faire.
Is there a lot of people who want to be able to go without security, but without security?
Be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's gonna be a picture with Don.
For sure.
But once you get on the rides, it's fun.
I went on a wrong way back when, it's fun.
On the rides?
Yeah.
Because that's what you go to the Faire for, unless you can recreate the, the...
Wait, there's games?
Yeah, it's a Faire, bro.
Is it fun? Is OZFare fun?
I actually have to go to that. Yo!
Somebody upload the whole fucking movie.
Oh my god, is it a full movie on fucking Twitter?
It's like some fucking leak dude.
But you actually just fully leaked bro.
Are you done? Bro, it's on Twitter.
No, but it's not as she like
Yeah, it's in there like oh, I'm a recorded on my iPhone quality bro at that point bearer just way like come on
Do that shit ass
I'm right. I should be on go movies comm or some shit. Yeah, go movies. That's my shit
All the new movies, you know, I used to watch off of iPhone
I used to go in prank invasion and watch the mommy kissing Frank's and jerk off to it when I was younger
Thank you.
you
You
Run it run it, gonna be like a run it run it
It's your man on the floor, if he ain't, let me know
Ain't nobody finishing me on the floor
Friends when it comes, it's your man
I'm just begging you, I'm just begging you
Listen to her, she don't hope on the wild
I shatty, just a man like Eddie, a hot light
Can you make it spray, spray, spray like a firefly
But don't freak, she stuck in my drink
As we won my motherfucking night
Let me see if you could ride it, ride it, cause I'll be like a ride
This is a video card, man
On the floor, if you hear it, let me know
Let me see if you could ride it, ride it, cause I'll be like a ride
He's sorted in every girl in a video
Let me tell you something, man
Short Kings is the year of the five eight men
Is the year of the five seven range, not a five six to five nine range
It's the year of short keys.
It's facts, bro.
I'm 5'8", yes, I'm 5'8".
Bro, it's time we take over this world, bro.
You know what I mean?
They're trying to already start it on TikTok.
You know what?
I'll be the face of people that are 5'8".
Let's start a revolution.
Run, it's a man on the floor
If he ain't, let me know now
Oh my god
Hey, hey, dure-dagi
Be-be-be-be-be-be
Oh
Wait, I wanted to watch this video we can do a little reacts do a little reacts after this video
Resident Evil
Clicking link segment in between
I don't want to hit I don't see this a negativity
I'm not the shiro your world watch that me bro
Bro holy shit, the fuck are these comments?
Adaptive so hot for that brother that that's a fake gun, dude
None of your content creators your favorite ones including me are your friends listen loud and clear
What's going on here?
Deleted bro
So I never
The fuck happened here, dude
Raya drama
I don't fucking know man
What is this?
John
Yell feeding YBG
Masha was enough
Bro, I'm gonna show you I did a video oh cadre
Hi, I brought his hair length on me was I'm never getting hair cut ever again
Bro, my blonde look, you look mad good, though.
Tell me what you call, tell me what you want from me.
It was fried, but that's cause like, I just didn't know how to take care of it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Yo, I remember gifted those, bro. You're one of the pair of social buddy
Pretty that five though keep giving me money
What the fuck happened here, man, what's drama did I miss?
Oh
She copied their artwork into the AI
In there they're a ratio to
damn ratio damn Darren that's my dog bro yo hey I can't officially say I was the
first person to to work with Darren right or wrong actually I don't know if
that's true if I was still calling me on that
shout out him bears been going crazy
I
Scrappy appreciate a 50
I gotta pee really badly and then we all we watching
Ludwig damn bro for
445k in two days this to Ludwig literally made their most popular video in two days
W fuckin love with WOS yes, man
Why'd you dislike I was watching the Instagram show
You already watched it better I watched like one fucks two minutes of it
All right, um
Go watch this they were gonna want to clip why up this eating streamer games clip this
That's approaches you what are you gonna do?
There's nothing you can do in death approach
You can't avoid death. You can't avoid real aura. You can't avoid nothing 48 hour timer starts now
Hangs up the phone with fucking
Hangs up the fucking phone with Bora.
My lazy, true to my grade
No money, my pants, body, and you'll see
My crimina, sky, this shit, I'll say baby
Life should be crazy, grown-ass man with just a baby
Old friend's hate and this to maybe
I just spent the life, 80
Off with me, how you doing, lady?
My lazy, true to my grade
No money, my pants, body, and you'll see
My crimina, sky, this shit, I'll say baby
I know I don't own her, yeah
She give me a life, it's over
Yeah, her skin is all mown
She rap and then she like a thug
Don't rap but then she been a over
She grab it and then she'll be drunk
She stand me straight up like a stoker
She fallin' right up on my shoulder
I know I don't own her, yeah
She give me a right to call me
Yeah, her skin is all over
She rappin' and she like a thug
I'm rappin' and she bendin' over
She grabbin' and take the control of her
She stepin' straight up like a soldier
She fallin' right up on my shoulder
Shit, I'm covered in a ridge
You know I'm standin' with a big rock
Spit me cotton and you know it's built up like it's Mad Max
I'm nitrous, my rich
You know I'm windin' got my swag
Right, hangin' with a bitch
You find already tag
That you move down to my side
You see my loose email and this is gon' get last, bruh
Smoking on my app, I hope you right, I ain't gon' pass, bruh
She talking me top, I better overdo the ass, bruh
She a n***a, thought I really know that she a n***a
Broke don't mean to you, too real, but I did the like, bruh
She keep tryna make me pay for her arm to smash, bruh
Shot roger, I can't even believe she tryna trap, bruh
Life should be crazy, grown-ass man was just a baby
Old friend's hate and this to maybe, I just spent the life 80
In the suit fell into the toilet, bro
Like like I put it I took a arm sleeve off and it like fell into the toilet like I suddenly it fell
My god, I bruised the fuck out of my-
Oh bro, this shit hurt, man.
I don't know how Spider-Man just keeps like just like falling in the ground and rolling around.
This shit hurts, bro. I can never be a superhero.
You got nothing on him.
Do you think somehow you've been chosen, my god?
Just because you're a nobleman?
Yeah, bruh, you got one, bruh.
This is stupid as fuck.
I was just getting a quick five schools in bro just to reset my brain.
Sorry about that.
Let's go, let's watch this video.
Alrighty.
How Ludwig accidentally bought OSES?
So I went three minutes into this video already and um, YBG's not here.
YBG already restarted, start from beginning, bro, nothing happens in the beginning.
I'll be honest with you, um, they just all arrive through the door.
So I'm not, like, this is when they, this is the real beginning, okay?
Um, they're doing a tour right now.
Let's see if we can apply this to core yeah or maybe this is something we already know
bro yes we there because y'all are core and I'm core stop saying 2x bro what happened
to attention span what happens to reactions come on bro watch the video
if you don't want to watch it come back in 40 minutes but but if I get more than
my click off okay speaking of attention span
Who's happy with the way things are going with OSDS right now?
Now, what are you?
What's going on?
It's like, no.
No?
But what are you much about it?
I like that we're just like, we're a friend group.
Yeah.
We're getting to the point where we need to start being like, not a ward, but like, we need to be a police unit.
You need to lock in a bit.
Which ain't it?
Yeah.
Right now you're a friend group, you need to lock in a bit.
Alright, okay.
Today, no one's cut.
Except for Sonny, who did not show up.
Oh.
Oh
Fucking
person to get cake from a org. Wait, bro, is he really the manager now? Like, literally
actually just a manager now? Like, he can really be like, yo, I ain't gonna lie. Get
the fuck out of OSES. What?
Hey, he's just gonna make his life worse, cuz he's not coming in. And I like Nas, I rated
him yesterday. Yeah, I do like him. Nas is normally, he's
hit or miss. Sometimes he's on top early, early, sometimes he's very late.
I didn't pick up.
It has to be me.
There's no one here.
No, no, we knocked on the door.
Yeah.
Damn what the text.
What's up? Why are you calling?
Answer the damn call.
It's Ludwig.
Hey, it's Ludwig.
Can you do me a favor?
Turn around, you're too late.
I'm not letting you in.
Turn around, I'm not letting you in. I'm no troll here. Next time don't be late, bro. All right.
Damn, bro, Nuz, who did you like that? Damn!
Are you ready?
Yeah, sir.
OSCS, expectations and consequences. As nobody here is like, go to the even dots, okay?
The only reason I'm not letting them in is because you need to know there's genuine consequences
is to show it up late.
It's not that we're gonna be like what we're doing
to fit his schedule.
We're doing, we're doing it.
And he needs to know, okay, well, I missed that.
All right?
And that's why I feel good right now.
And I'm dead ass not gonna let him in.
He's not gonna feel good about that.
He's not caught it.
But hopefully that's like in the future reminder.
Okay, I really did.
First off, who is OSES?
What is-
Suki takes notes.
But I'm not gonna lie.
I was here to say Suki, he's got way better bro.
He's on time to shoot, on time to meetings.
like, bro.
All right, this is all y'all.
He's gotten better.
Okay, this is the group.
I didn't miss one, right?
No sir.
You have a page on Twitch, OSCS.
You're not on it.
Yeah, it's cause I did a little gimmick
where I left to promote the new house.
Cause like we, cause like we didn't even like,
like that fossil fall didn't say like,
where do we fuck up like,
we didn't even promo like or drop like a good trailer
for like our new house.
So I was like, we gotta do something
to get people in a monobot.
Who believed that, yeah?
Watch our new trailer about our house.
I like I'll leave just as I almost I must if someone's not in the group was in it
Hurtler, yeah Hurtler, he's one of our friends. Yeah, he's like a good friend.
Hurtler is always nice.
I just saw Hurtler. Let's talk first off about the ownership split. Do you guys have one already in place?
There's nine members, right? How does the ownership work? Is there an ownership document?
Is there something formal that's been drafted or is it very loose, right?
Yeah, loose. The most business thing we did is like do an LOC with all of our names on it.
Okay, so you have an L see all this
Yeah, come on bro, what are you doing?
Live ready to try to log
Yo, I saw this AI photo of you bro. You got my potential
No
I
Probably
What the fuck
This dude said wow wow all three have one thing in common. What the fuck
Look.
You gonna cross the board?
Okay, I think that's totally fine.
Okay, for reference here, I do the yard podcast.
Okay, that's what me and my friends,
guess what our ownership split is?
We have 100%, there are four people guess who our split is.
We're 25?
20.
You have 50.
20.
Now why 20?
Yeah, that's it. Exactly right. That's 20% for other employees to get a percentage or
I'm gonna let OCS what nine people bro nine person split
Cover expenses like you said I don't want to give 25% all right to everyone in terms of like the revenue part of it
Because then how does that work later on like he's gonna be paying all that
And that's probably some of you guys maybe deal with right now is when you have to buy some shit like who's covering that?
How's that paid covering it normally just goes like lose it like figure out if someone would pay sometimes was like
It would be me back in the day a lot of it now like
More like we split more
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get this one someone go half with me. This is like yeah, yeah, yeah
Figure it out. It was just like we need to let people argue up the lights. I got the alcohol
Right Walmart. Yes. It's very cool. He's trying out. Yeah, okay
Well, how about we start with this ownership split? You got nine of you each you get 9%
All right, if you were to get some revenue in
9%
Or whatever and then you have like another 19% to play with that you could give to manager staff, whatever
Okay, I actually did wait did let me say each person gets 9%
9% 81% and 19% goes to like my staff
Holy shit. That's a lot of us. Not a lot actually.
The extra to this, so I'm curious, who is an OSCS that's not in front of the camera at OSCS?
There used to be like, non-competent cameraman and stuff like that back in the day, but currently now we're all in front of the camera.
It's just...
What's bad? What do you want to say?
We have like an editor, like I used to run the channel completely, but recently, or not recently,
Like I always had an editor that would help me with the hard things and then I would always do the final cut
But like now the final cut takes me too long
So I've been training him just to do the entire video so like
Just an OSCS editor. Yeah
And so that and so who's this?
He's doing edits. I set him up like a year ago
So you've been kind of like teaching him to go from like edits or forms like long-form edits
He's like very technical, but the only thing he was lacking was like humor
I guess
I'm trying to train him like how I like videos
and how to make a fun video
Does he get a percentage?
So we have Taw, who else we got?
We have the manager
The manager?
I think Taw is the only person who likes it
Who hopes to always see it
What about Thumbnails?
Oh, okay, so Thumbnails, we have this guy
He's also the same guy who made the insurance that we wore
That's true
Oh no, those are nice
So just a designer that you guys might check out
I didn't even know he made Thumbnails
But yeah, the last like 10 Thumbnails I did
Okay
And then there's no one else
Let's speak to the last 10.
Not bad. Honestly, not bad.
Am I being...
Did someone get steel streaked, y'all?
No.
And then, like, what about, like, y'all living in a house together, right?
Yeah.
How does that work? Who's paying the water bill?
We split everything.
But, like, who's doing, uh, J.J. at the water bill?
You're doing that heavy lifting?
Okay, and then you split everything
Anyway, you're missing one graph. This isn't he still is a candidate. So you're a candidate son. Yeah, okay
So that's it that yeah, that's a pretty small team. Okay. We talked about that a bit later
It's good to know when he talked bro
We're gonna see we're talking about today
What our goals for your group are because that kind of determines the next steps we take because it can be very different
If the goal is to have fun with my friends, y'all did it
Y'all have achieved that goal, but it feels like there is a higher goal a higher
You know ambition that you have and it's probably not necessarily consistent amongst all of you
So I want to hear from all of you. Okay. I wrote down some examples
Where's some goals that you have for OSCS? You can look at the examples if you want, you don't know if you know right now
What was it?
You're right. Are you the easiest class?
We want from OSCS
We don't call me an established board. An established board. You want to be in the running for organ a year?
He just...
Seriously.
Alright, and established org, what you got?
Uh, I was gonna say, you got something.
Yo, is this after the Joe Bartolosi won't be winning?
Like, why is he so, why is he so quiet?
It's the win, over the year.
The win, over the year? Okay.
Over the year, it's cool, but I just want us to be,
I want us to be like,
we're living in the biggest room
or whatever you want to call it.
Y'all want to be the biggest. You want to be the biggest.
You're just so like, side men, sides, but America.
Okay?
Hey, bro. Y'all are so cool.
Hey bro, y'all are seeing Sun, but everyone should think like that.
Everyone should be delusional to the point where I want to be the biggest, I want to be the greatest.
And so it actually happens or it doesn't.
This is, yeah, I want to be just like a household name at the group.
Like a group that like we can set up events, we can have other streamers come, like we get nominated.
Like just like a household name within like the streaming YouTube space.
Um, yeah, I mean, yeah, more than a year, 100% has always been my goal.
Like, I'm always like envision something like this, like a big ass warehouse, employees,
like a brand, like something like a damn operation, like, like, I want this, like, I want this.
Exactly.
Okay.
Damn, man.
I want OSTS.
Well, OSTS, it just feels like it's something like just bigger than just myself, because
like, we're all putting in and we're all just kind of cogs in the machine.
That's really, that's what it means to me and it is creative out there.
I do want us to be the biggest but I also don't want to forget that we're also friends of any of the day.
Sometimes, you know, business comes to business, so I can rap.
I can rap.
Therefore, it's just to be the biggest but also to allow people to be like the friendship.
Yo, yo, this is the AC loudest shit for me only? What's going on right now?
There's also many orgs out there.
It's a lot of fog.
Like the friendship.
5%
Because business got in the way, business got in the way.
I think it's happening right now inside man. I've never seen it. Okay, so I think it's I mean, but I think ultimately it sounds
There's a lot of ambition in this room and it doesn't sound like it's necessarily directed. It sounds like the goal is
Be the fucking biggest not necessarily what avenues were using to get there
I don't know but that's a YouTube channel live stream events
Podcasts offline like it sounds like it's just
Biggest so I want to hold that down a little bit do that in a moment first
Let's talk about who we think is doing it right. Okay? And I have a few examples for y'all. Okay? We got KOR.
Hey! That's us, bro!
Offline TV? Hold on. Let me keep offline TV real quick.
Bro, honestly, you know who Ludwig should have said?
Bro, the uploads, I would be honest. Not that consistent.
But bro you know who has been going crazy and I've been peeping?
Colored bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Every video they have posted so far.
Bang it, bang it, bang it.
This is they've been doing amazing.
Ash a demon bro.
I think Ash is a huge name on YouTube too.
That's the thing.
So it helps a lot, but they've been really consistent with the ideas and
They're going good doing good doing great
The one amazing
So really hone in on a group that we think is doing it the best
So I guess of these three who he thinks doing it the best and before we go to you guys
This is kind of a sliding scale if you want right?
So if you think in like stream rewards best stream group at the stream rewards, that's like core right?
But if you think it like biggest group all around actually huge massive videos getting tens of millions views that's time
You know they have like your own food business. I think they're a vodka business
We're trying to be both on now when we stadium like they're a bigger group in core
I think they'll touch that and then I'll find TV somewhere in the middle
So what where do you guys want to be on this scan because we got a one-by-one. Yeah, I think me personally like I like YouTube
but at our core, we're all streamers, right?
So I think if like, CORE and Nubu Code,
they have a good recipe where they got streamers together,
but they have one guy who's really, really, really good at YouTube.
He helps run the YouTube.
But at the end of the day, they're all really, really, really good streamers.
Okay, anyone else?
I like different aspects of different groups, like Sidemen,
maybe in Friends and Charlotte, and you can feel that often.
To see if you're doing the videos and how they structure everything.
Okay, I'm gonna be tougher on you.
Pick.
Because you can't do both great, right?
You're not gonna be sidemen in YouTube and also be core in streaming.
So pick where are you?
Authenticity.
Is that where you want to be?
No, but I'd rather be YouTube.
You'd rather be YouTube.
Alright, where'd you rather be?
In the middle.
In the middle? Okay.
I feel like you could, I feel like it's possible to do both.
Well, I feel like you could I mean look offline TV crushes they get videos that get like no
I've been doing it for six years now. Their channel is
It's possible. It's possible what it's possible to be a streaming group
Obviously, you know
We should we struggle
Like we're pointing it out, but I take that as criticism. I don't say yes. I hate it. No, cool
but like let's we said
We don't have it's just us and like my mainly adapt
Working on the YouTube, but we had a meeting actually the same day
I did the May back Monday with Ludwig and we started to expand the team because
Shouldn't I'll be on a dad?
So we actually added two people
had it to people
Working behind the scenes, and we plan to add more as the time goes
And as we grew up
Cecil streamers in their own right. There's this big as the side in those videos, right?
There's not gore is actually getting there, right? Their videos are doing pretty well at the channel is doing quite well
But they're not proving that they can do it as efficiently
They've already lost I think a week in their weekly upload schedule and they're what two three months in so it's like not to say that
They're gonna flop or anything, but we were asked streamer university don't
Come on, bra
like clearly the focus dude excuses I mean bro we were 24-7 we could have
ended all our streams and recorded a streaming university core ashram
university we definitely could have done that but like let's be real bro none of
What's the word doing that?
That's what we're doing.
Or pre-record, that's the thing though.
Like, oh, we tried, but like sometimes people travel,
sometimes we're not all together, you know.
So, so, this is just on the line.
It is excuses, but listen,
we're like, what, two months in?
We're still figuring a bunch of things out.
We're still adding people like, you know,
like that. But we don't even have a logo yet like to put in that effort into
YouTube. So that's just what I'm saying here is like have an idea of what we want
to be makes it easier to execute what we're gonna do. Like are you guys maybe
thinking like we're having OSCS. That's cuz you're lazy brother. Now let's get
into the rage bait. Now it's getting now my chat is turning into oh Ludwig
talking about YouTube or HB. I chill the fuck out, alright? To autocore fans. That's a lot.
We need to learn from other groups and we're taking a bunch of advice from other people
and we know what we need to do. We just gotta do it and we are doing it.
And I'm alive. OSCS, I don't know, fucking toilet paper, for anyone that's shitting themselves,
okay? You sniffed it way too many times.
What you sniffed your fingers, bro, you know
No shot I feel like you can just say youtubers bro, you get that 12-hour streams
Bigger, but like I make YouTube videos, but also really really like just like the live aspect
Now I'll bring this up to the points
I'm not here we don't all feel the same way do we all right and that's kind of the difficulty with a group of this size is
That it is harder to take direction because he said pulling each other different ways
So sometimes someone might have to sacrifice
I think what their ideal universe is for the greater good of the group okay, but it sounds like in general
We like the idea of having successful YouTube channel not sacrificing your streams to do it. We're not all in
We're not, you know recording two three times a week for the YouTube
But we want to success with YouTube channel
We want to still be able to stream and then after that who knows I don't I haven't heard anyone really talk about any interesting
Podcasting I think my biggest goal next is to drop like a patreon
But I'm just like waiting for the right woman like I'm waiting like for one day
We throw some type of self-funded event and then not yet. That's how to grow
Thank you. Thank you for the rest. Don't do it yet, dude.
Announce it, or some big moment to announce it, and then if we were thinking of uh, or thinking of dropping close.
It's like a, like a, just like a, just like a, just like a little shirt, because I just want to see, like, if we sell, if we do 500 shirts, that too little, too much, I don't know.
Right, right, right. So just to do, drop to get an idea.
Yeah, so those are like the two main things I'm thinking of next.
Alright, here's the deal. A lot of you guys are very ambitious about what you want to achieve.
Biggest group okay bigger than the side that I heard winner of the stream awards best group
Okay, that's a lot of work that needs to be done to get there because you have to be beating out court
It's beating out code. It's beating out all my TV. Let's be some kind of case already dead
But oh shit that like it's a lot of work and it's requiring everyone to pull their weight
Nobody can be coasting because it's gonna be hard enough for you to get up to to do the shit
You need to do for your group for yourself for your health, okay for your personal relationships
You got a girlfriend tell your family whatever it is like that's already be so much
So if someone's not doing their part and you have to do it for them now, I don't think it's the same
I don't think you're gonna get to the goals you want to do do it. I think it's gonna be impossible frankly
Let's talk about our ease. We have three easy today. What the X
You as an individual how we're gonna execute that then the final one just from order from now
And this was the most important probably excommunication and that actually means cutting something from the group. We're not
damn, bro
It's cutting it's cutting I feel like cutting is low-key. Oh D
That's kind of fucked but it might need to be done
It's not I just I just feel like no one in this group
Got the heart to real
Nobody in the group got the heart to because they're all friends and everybody's friends for like what do you do?
What do you what do you do? It's like bro?
he's on his way like
That's the thing about time business is to friends, it's like it's so hard, it's hard, it's hard.
Today we are just setting up what the expectations are for every member.
What they need to do to achieve the goals that we just talked about, okay?
Just for a starter, how often are we meeting?
We plan to meet once a week, but like streaming, but like...
So what does that mean with streaming?
Like some people like like we're string 5 a.m.. We're gonna really 10 a.m.. We don't need up to four
They're like okay. We're not time for a meeting unless you try to shoot a video video takes like hours that he
You set up or get ready. We film at like 2 a.m. I by then no one wants to talk about a meeting and go to sleep
That's not a thing to go to right like it was a meeting time is a meeting time
And you don't get to you know stream until 5 a.m. You knew the meeting was happening, okay?
So if you do that, and you don't wake up to go to the meeting, it's GG. You just have to go to it.
Next up, what are your strengths? It's going to be part of execution here.
I can't tell each and every one of you what you're going to do, but some of you are probably more organized than others.
And so what I mean by that is, someone right now is doing more work than you are.
You're doing a little bit more work in the sense that you're doing the managerial stuff of the house.
If you don't do that, water turns off, lights turn off, you lose your rent.
He's doing none of you guys are doing. Okay? That's fine. Maybe you're more like better at scheduling.
Shut up, shut up.
Anchor.
Okay, making sure that our books are good Nick will do a lot of things in terms of maybe like if we wanted to do a
Pacific merch shop like you might have a vision for it. I just show up
I don't know but I had the money
That's not even
And so it's like what is the word to bring to the table? It's not the same even in the patreon episodes
We have a patron's very successful patreon, right?
Like, Aiden has his own advice show, Nick has his show replace every GameCube game, I still do nothing, okay?
Just breaking the money still.
But anyway, it is important to know the role, and then the execution of it, we talked about this a bit, alright?
If someone doesn't show up, that's not like, that's not shit.
Like, if someone's not showing up for a shoot, or they show up late for a shoot, that's not shit, that can't be happening.
It's just not cool, guys.
If someone is not showing up to the meeting, that can't be happening consistently.
We're all equal members of the group here, and that sort of behavior needs to be correct.
Never been late.
So let's say right now, let's say right now, y'all, what are our meeting shots?
Weekday problems?
I'll buy a nice midnight. 15 minutes late.
Because weekends, some shit comes up, maybe you're traveling, whatever.
Wednesday is where the day like...
You're a nerd.
So being on time is being a nerd.
We all take off streaming.
We make sure to be there.
And it was set for like 10 to 11
would be our meeting time.
10 is unrealistic.
I think you guys don't wake up, really, though.
I think it's unrealistic.
What time do you wake up?
Oh, really?
Nah, bro.
All our meetings are at 10.
10 to 11, that's us.
Ha ha ha.
Meeting 8.
8?
Yeah, 8, but probably.
He got us.
2.
2 PM.
Okay?
Like 12.
Okay?
9.
Yep.
9.
Okay.
So 10's unrealistic.
Cause we're waking up 4 hours early, we're waking up 2 hours early, we're waking up 3 hours early.
So let's just say,
We can do it dude.
Let's just lock in it.
You gotta wake up a couple hours early.
That's fine.
You'll make it.
It's new 5?
Yeah.
Can we do that?
Yeah.
New and on Wednesday.
We're gonna have a new-
I guess you'd be waking up.
Dude, everybody's sleep schedule here is fucked.
Except YBG.
YBG's sleep schedule is actually fixed.
because like I've been making him wake up early and pull up at his time.
We'll talk about what is in that meeting, but meetings are noon on Wednesday.
Everyone's got to show up. Oh my god!
Speaking of cutting, there's something that happens at Orbs a lot.
Is that a real thing? And it probably will happen to you guys.
Who's be cutting a liver?
You can imagine in five years, you're probably not gonna be the same exact group.
Maybe it's cut because someone retired, someone just wants to go back,
I can't help but fail if someone-
Ooh, OTV?
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's a different job, career cap, whatever.
But it happens a lot.
This is all fine TV's cut memories.
That's all right.
Bro, like what?
Pokimane was cut?
I thought she just was like OTV and friends.
I thought she was just a friend.
Pekka? Who the fuck is Pekka?
Chris Chan?
Oh, this is the management.
Based to Yuna?
Am I tripping?
She's left. What's this base you know, my wish big legends seven years ago
Poke laws day away poke laws was in OTV. I
Didn't not know that bro the marks
The Marks?
Bro.
Show Don't Tell is the most-
What do you play, League of Legends?
Damn, bro.
Damn.
Zell, Fedmeister, Aware.
I don't know any of these people, bro.
You can see personality is like 85% of the people who cut or were left or left or retired or whatever.
And obviously it's all different reasons. Like, hope you left her at her home, fed my sister, not so much.
Alright, we have a few questions. Should we start a podcast? Do we upload weekly? Do we hire an editor? Who ideates our videos? Who pays for everything?
Let's just go through a couple of them. Do we want to upload weekly on YouTube?
That's the goal.
That's the goal. Do we need to hire another editor to achieve that? Or do we think that our current editor and you managing that editor can do that? Be honest.
It's okay if not. Yeah, I think it also works because he's on like European time, so they're like
I mean realistically you can work in a sense that when you are done at night you can send the footage
Yeah, that's morning for him. Yeah, that that that that can't happen for faster turnaround
But have you checked in with your editor to see hey, are you able to handle this weekly workload? Yeah
I mean, yeah, give a call right now. Yeah, let's figure it out right now
I don't see you never spoken to him. I think that's open to the editor
Okay, okay, I'm gonna call
Yeah, I would believe it. I have a couple of oh hello Zov. I'm gonna love Ludwig right now. I'm gonna pass it over Zov
It's me Ludwig. Hello
How are you doing?
Zov you're from Estonia discuss from Estonia Zov. Are you in a fight with the whole OSCS team every Wednesday?
at 9 p.m. your time they gotta do it all by birth talk about the edits you think
you could okay hell yeah one more questions off with your current
work-life balance could you edit one video a week for a year like we're
talking so deep in a year do you think you can consistently do that
I think so.
Zov, can I ask you how much you make per video?
Depends on the video, but like, uh, one, one-twenty-zero, one-fourth.
Ssh.
Ha ha ha ha, holy, holy cho, bro.
That is damn their slavery, dawg.
Bro.
Our edits alone,
until next time.
Oh my god, bro. 120 per video?
Hey, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
120 to 140 USD.
Euros, okay, so.
Oh, Euros.
Wait, you're a little bit more expensive.
You're a little more expensive.
Did he edit this video?
What is that?
So in a year, could you live off of $6,000 a year?
6,000 euros a year that's
Maybe I got a tier that's not too crazy. So
So yeah, you could with your parents, but you couldn't if you live alone or what
Okay, so I'm gonna get you some more money. Give me a minute. I'll talk to you. What is that, bro?
Let me live a leak in this brah. I like
This is something you handle off cameras, dude
Yeah, for sure. He's 17?
That's just content. Oh!
We talked to Zop. Zop's your editor. The expectation is that he edits 52 videos because you want to upload weekly.
If he's uploading weekly, he says to do it, he has to lock in. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Because he has to devote a lot of time to it.
He has to do it pretty much full time.
Okay, now that's fine.
But it's probably not much work he can do
outside of that to do that, okay?
Now look, the YouTube channel's not making that much money,
right?
I'd say on the average video we lose money.
We are losing money on the average video.
That makes sense with where we're at right now.
So if we can't afford to pay Zob a crazy amount.
But what I would say is if Zob locks it
and is pumping out these videos weekly,
we need to be able to have some upside for Zob
or if the channel grows, Zob's not superior.
So I feel like you should have some percent is how I mean, let's see
See how much I didn't seek. Um, this probably didn't require that much
Expenses, I mean, I don't know what type of gas right at fucking right if I bought but
You know house cooler. I mean they bought the house
Definitely lost money on this video
Handcuffs scavenger hunt. I'm seeing fucking sign in
Well, I mean scavenger hunt probably be not too expensive. I feel like
Guess the word I mean, that's
Ballish
Worst friend I feel like yeah, no, bro. I feel like a lot of these are free. I mean, I don't know that I watch the videos
But like besides the signs and stuff
I mean, I guess the studio viewers, that's when you would lose money, but yeah, consistency.
Is it the YouTube portion?
Oh, they pay the editor.
I mean, if they pay the editor 120 bucks per video, there's no, I think they make money.
They make money off that.
Go to Zof, in addition to the flat key, and maybe-
Oh, but then you got to split it nine ways, I don't know.
Just now, instead of being 120 to 140,
it's like 100 euros plus 5% or 10%-
That was not supposed to be a joke.
It'll probably be the same sum that he's making currently,
but it'll scale.
Because Zof can't be your editor for three years
doing this full-time, get to two videos a week,
making $6,000 a week.
Even in Estonia, I don't think that flies.
He is an Estonian, so you can get away with more here, all right?
And if you were to live in Los Angeles.
But even that, I think we're a little bit short.
Now you're saying the videos lose money.
What is the costs that we're losing money on this forum?
Just the editor.
And then, like, whatever you do in the video,
it's something that requires money.
What was the last video?
Oh, like the white room video.
I was here, like, you know, the white room.
What was that?
Like, we did one where we had models, like,
rank OSDS in terms of, like, outfits, looks.
And then we had, like, a white room,
and, like, it's naturally in there, and stuff like that.
That was our best videos.
No, yeah, I think that's still our best move.
And it lost money for snacks?
Or like, we thought it was money, but it might have made it.
Maybe now we might have made it back.
Yeah, now it made it back.
A front or a back.
I want to see their analytics.
Sure.
Yeah, because if that lost money, I could check it.
On snacks, let's check.
I think I bought two of these snacks.
That was the problem.
I think I bought two months of pizza.
Damn, bro.
I mean, bro, you got to be good guests.
You got to be good guests.
You gotta buy pizzas for the food, for all your guests, and talent.
I'm a host, that's what I meant.
You gotta be a good host, sorry.
Start a best video with 343,000 views, and then...
Bro, chat. I went to sleep about four a.m. yesterday.
Okay, I watched Spider-Man, she was three hours woke up from shoot, like, two mommies.
I'm off a redboard, two redboards on it.
Made a thousand.
There we go.
And did that a cost offer, did it?
I think it was $400, I think, and how would it?
No, no, it was like $400, I think it was like $400 or $500.
And then, yes, I guess over time, we've actually, yes.
So maybe like a few hundred, because you'll see an editor
and you can't forget to snap one thing in a month.
So why don't we record?
How do we post it there in English on YouTube?
I think I've seen a little bit of it.
We're recording our videos, we're trying to upload weekly.
Wednesdays?
So Wednesdays is really like a lock in day,
that's the OSCS day, that's where we put our time and
energy and love in OSCS.
We're going to meet and we're going to do our videos.
And what happens now is that you have this meeting
for the morning with the divorce, the two.
I don't think you should be putting our meeting days
the same days or recording days.
Why?
Because recordings are variable.
They always stay longer than you think they will.
Sometimes it has to be in the morning.
Like what's going to end up happening
is you're going to have a shoot.
It's going to be like, oh.
Never seeing who eat is quiet, bro,
because he's paying attention and he's listening.
Morning fishing video.
and you're gonna have to be there at 7 a.m.
and then one of you is gonna show up late
and none of you are gonna make the meeting.
So let's separate the days.
Okay, do we wanna be recording on Wednesdays?
That's fine.
Wednesday can be the recording day.
I love that.
Then let's make another day of the week.
She off for 14 hours three.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't think I did that.
You can stream the meeting.
Got to call Sunny real quick.
Another call.
She called.
He's setting her late to the meeting.
Yeah, I know that she did.
She did tell us this morning to call her.
Why didn't she call?
I know, yeah, she could have thought.
Oh, I think that's, I think that's her.
Somebody else take some personal accountability here.
I think if you knew they were here, why didn't you call?
I'm here to call you after they have set up.
Welcome to the meeting, Sonny.
Sonny, I got some news for you.
Okay, I like it.
No, no one's kicked yet.
Well, we have weekly meetings, which are now,
well, they look both here, it's one noon at Wednesday.
Nope, we're moving in.
Sunny versus accountability.
I think we should do, I think we should do Thursdays.
Thursdays.
But then, what you can do is you can talk about the shoot you did yesterday, you can do a little recap, what you liked, what you didn't like.
You can also talk to Zov, cause you're experienced in it, about what your vision is for the shoot.
Cause Zov should be in this weekly's bottom line. Zov should be there. Zov should know what you're ideating for the next video.
Zov should also know what happened in that last video. You know, he don't have to speak much, but he should just be there to know, alright, to get a heads up of, like, direction on the video shoot, what you liked and like, whatever.
Should it be like, you just did the whole meeting? Does everything we ever talked about?
I think it's fine to include him on the parts just about the video and then if you have some talks about like personal finance
Whatever you don't include them on that's totally fine. All right, but the meetings are now Thursday. What's up?
No, let's take it to noon. All right, Wednesday shoot day and then Thursday noon. So next up
Let's talk about the videos we're making who comes up with the ideas some of the ideas were group
But I'd say maybe like 90%
Is that fair should you be doing 90% of the work?
You have nine members eight in person what is stopping you guys from giving each other weeks
Your week one two three four five six seven and then not say and then every single day was your week
Things are changing bear things are changing but that
Was handling a lot of the YouTube for the most part with ideas and stuff, but but since the beginning
Of this week we had a conversation and things are actually changing things are going well
We're getting creative, we're getting more management.
Things are better now, things are way better now.
But also, having a dad, someone who's been doing YouTube for like, what, 30 years, it
is amazing, man.
And honestly, it is best if he takes lead in a lot of these things.
Video idea fleshed out and that's if you only to worry about one video every two months
That doesn't stop tomorrow, right?
You have to worry about one video every two months that is your responsibility
It doesn't mean you can't get help, okay?
You're gonna start to be like, hey, I'm not really sure my week's coming up
I don't have a great idea. Can we talk about some of the flesh it out?
But I think the ideation of what a video is should be a skill that you all work on
Not one person working on it because when you all work on it
You're all gonna get better at it the videos are gonna get better overall right now
You are just praying that country comes an absolute you to God and carries it hasn't happened so far
I don't think you're gonna badge on mind you. I think it's an unrealistic expectation for one group
I'm about every is one person's week. All right, and that means like this is my idea
This is how I do it. Do you think that it's fair?
You think that is realistic you fear in your ability to do that
I would say if you didn't speak on this before but we weren't able to pull it off
But I think maybe now we can you weren't able to pull it off me somebody drop the ball
I don't think we are like we spoke on it and like I was like
We should like happy to do one video like for them and like people hell
But like it's like mainly on them to stop that video and it was like didn't think you could do it
Let's do it right now. All right, so what's the video for this week? You're in a shotting today's one. Are you shooting it?
What's this? Yeah, this yeah, we're living in the van. Yeah. All right, so I get you a freebie. Yeah
I gave you a freebie something you're good at your next week. Hey, that's your bank after all right
Who wants to be free? You're free who's four?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're good at your next week. Who else is good at it? You're the week after who's next week
Who do you point at waggity?
All right, who wants to be free so after this rap son T okay, so it's so son T
Let's see next week. Let's see. Let's see what video is posted
Busball challenge
Alright then your week three your week four five
How did you only just yesterday hit up Dan Clancy to try to get some documents
to get a god damn visa.
I think you're playing so fast.
You have too many kids.
Bro, how?
Doesn't, yo, the facts, let me.
You can be this lazy.
You can get a visa, bro.
I've gotten a visa.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, that's just kind of fucked up.
All right, bro.
What is 100 thieves doing, bro?
Like, what is the 100 thieves doing?
Actually, though, what do they even do?
Drop merch?
except for like five people
K-pop collabs
in my face special
I don't know what they're doing bro
I feel so excited. It limits the amount of things that they do for Ikebob.
Great, Sonny, I can connect you with Dan Clancy.
I can also connect you with Dick Saredo. I can make them put an article on you.
I feel quite confident on that.
Alright, I don't know how much that will work in terms of their legitimacy, but we can do that.
We can do some next steps, alright?
Hey, good guy, Ludwig, bro. But...
This shit did not happen yet.
Ludwig, bro, is this a false promise?
Okay, so who's week six?
Who's week three?
Who's week four?
Who's week two? Who's week four? Who's week five? Who's week four? Okay, who's week seven?
There we go.
I want to see, so Sanji, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Alright, bro, let's see the video I do as I come over.
Now, what is your responsibility?
Make it a video.
She's here for a week, yeah?
Sending it out to find the policy.
Now, in my estimation, two weeks before your videos do, you should probably pinch your
idea to the group, okay? One week before it needs to be done, right? It needs to be done
because you need to be able to book everything, whatever, whatever. You know, if tomorrow,
tomorrow's Thursday, tomorrow's going to be a heating, alright? That isn't the end, you
that one. Oh, Raph is week one now. Ah, man. All right,
back. One's the next video. This shows uploaded two days ago. Okay.
You have to have your video idea for next week that you're going to shoot tomorrow.
Video
Brav video
21 eating food
Riz
So you're hearing about the idea that's coming two weeks out just maybe like and you can you can ideate 21
We should really be locked in on the way we're doing it once for years.
I think that's really the best way to think about it.
And I think you guys can get better at the process of making a good YouTube video.
We're not really covering that today.
But I think if you come at it from the perspective, okay, what is the title and thumbnail of this?
That helps a lot.
You can also just steal a bunch of shit from what offline TV's done.
They've been doing it for six years.
I see you guys have already stolen some of that.
So you can do a little more of that if you're really struggling.
So that's going to be something we're doing every weekly meeting.
What are we doing meetings?
Let's talk about
I didn't put everything in I wanted you guys to basically fill this out with news right now
What do we want to do weekly uploads? What else? Maybe since you thought about what we don't want
I always like the idea of a podcast book like it kind of is allowed because it ascends on stream
We kind of already do podcasts
So maybe this makes sense for y'all. All right, so now we don't want this
Y'all want to hang out you guys hang out offline
Like, not as lit for like, every last time I try to read it.
Yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
What is OSCS? It should be very apparent to you guys.
It's not obvious to you guys. How is it obvious to the viewer?
Dude, I mean, I would like to be a child, right?
I don't know if everyone's going to be a child, but...
Let's tackle the YouTube first.
Okay, let's give people a reason to become Patreon members.
Uh, and then we can...
Yeah, nice, buddy.
What else do you know I want?
Do you guys want, like, feces?
Do you want to be like, uh, your own OSCS brand of product that you're selling?
Just close.
Yeah.
What kind of clothes are you trying to make crazy money with it?
We're trying to make something cool.
We're trying to have a potential like Lexus, just like all of us,
I think we want to design it for people who actually wear it.
I guess more like a clothing brand rather than a British.
So it's how you guys are interested in connecting deeper with viewers,
as opposed to like being Mr. Beast Group and having like cast the widest net,
but your relationship with your viewer is much more shallow.
What else?
Thank you, Betts.
I'm posting events.
You want to host events?
Load, go, bet, bet.
You want to be an host?
I bet.
And that's for live streaming?
I'm not streaming on YouTube, I'm just doing a viewer.
All right.
Let's talk a bit about Scan-Ledon.
Because you're already talking about hiring another editor,
and you're already losing money on your YouTube.
That's the reality of it.
So it sounds like our biggest issue right now as a group
is there's not a lot of money coming in.
And that makes it harder to juice fans.
Who's dealing with that?
If you guys wanna do a fucking cool ass event,
wanna do like a portrait of a live party, whatever.
Is it like just the person who's the most excited
about a piece for it?
Does everyone ship in equally?
If it goes nine ways?
All right, keep it up.
So we had, we just built a house when we were part of it.
Yeah.
So we had like just like Concord and the Violet,
something that was a landmark, something like Home Depot.
We had somebody that I felt like, like drinks,
like, I think it was like,
We basically just like to buy a counter and it was pretty good party.
And you guys were happy with the party?
Yeah.
Were you happy with the lift every member did going into the party?
Or did you feel like some people didn't really help out?
Yeah.
Would you be willing to say if it wasn't good?
Or is that a hard conversation to have?
I would say.
You would say it?
Yeah.
Because usually our party is like we throw it.
And it was pretty lit dude, I was there.
Yeah, thanks for the email in two weeks.
Right, we're so tired.
You were already like, we're like, oh, can we need this?
We don't want to run out of water.
Better add, yeah, everything pretty down to like.
OK, well, it sounds like outside of this Patreon idea,
you guys are good on that.
Zod might be able to handle your weekly output.
Thumbnail designer, sounds like y'all are good on.
Channel manager, sounds like it's not necessary at the moment.
You guys feel like you have it on that front,
which I think is good as well.
I think it'd be unnecessary to hire.
An agent or an agent C, is this what you guys
thought about. The agent in battle, which we're like, he's also interested in OSCS.
I think he hasn't sent us all on yet. I think he wants to see what's the best
way to grow a little bit more. But he was the one who got the records for the
party and stuff like that, so he does help. He's not now to convince the group
to get more established, so it's been harder to get an agent. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
I think that would probably be the case for a little bit until you are at a point
where they would start wanting to work with you. A producer, I also think is
unnecessary at the moment. I think producer...
I don't think they should hire anyone, bro.
They should just do it all themselves right now.
Until they grow up more and more.
Are you guys, like you guys are basically producing the
concepts for your videos, which I think some of you
are going to suck at, can't agree? Like, I don't know,
maybe Renfied's week's going to be asked, because
Renfied doesn't know how to, there's just an example.
But like, Renfied doesn't know how to, like,
book a venue or whatever. Okay.
If you suck, what do you do, Renfied?
Use ask for help.
And then camera man, how does it work for shoots?
Who's camera man?
It's either my assistant will trade or send me a majority of the time
or you need to use camera man for a majority of the time.
So currently you're kind of just using the camera man of YouTube for OSCS?
Yeah.
Okay, long term?
That's not super valuable.
I understand that now.
I mean not to say that they cannot split both,
but I'm assuming you're not splitting the pay that YouTube pay your camera man
with OSCS to do those shoots.
which is fine like you guys are bleeding extra for the group maybe that's
somewhere where your value is is in that capital and in that friendship that
camera and that relationship but like you know a year down the line like is
something for you guys to keep in mind you could have some resentment start
to saunter's getting abused
you need a camera for this shoot but i want it to do for this whatever like
things like that can't pop up when the group is relying on other people's
efforts no he's not yeah it could be totally fine
But then it's just like, okay, I gotta find a way to provide value to my home.
But it sounds like for right now we don't need to scale up too much.
Feels like we need to grow as a group first.
Final thing, you gotta use our three S's that we talked a bit about this already.
It's our weekly meetings.
These are some of the topics we're gonna hit there.
It's just YouTube meetings, ideation sponsors.
But what I didn't put there is also like accountability for if somebody's late, okay?
We're gonna meet again at a month, by the way.
Us, you all are gonna come back here.
And I need to hear, okay, who was late?
Like, we should be keeping track of things like this, okay?
Who's late to the meeting?
It's like five minutes late. I don't even know, but like they're like 30 minutes late to a meeting an hour late to a shoot
We're trying to leave shoots early. They don't come at all
Like those are pretty major things that I want to know about so we can talk about that's really not really big
Turn the running go home bro. That's crazy
Okay, other things in those meetings is
Figuring out the where like where is it happening? We know it's Thursdays at means
But is it happening in the house and then support we talked a bit about this already if you're struggling with whatever your task is
Maybe it's this Patreon show or this Patreon idea, and you don't know like who like what's gonna be in it
Like reach out try to get someone else to help you with it
And then finally ultimately this is a streaming group. All right, and so it's like the bigger your personal brand is the more successful
The group is that's just a fact, you know like if you were to inject
I just speed it to this group if you do pretty well tomorrow
So that is a fact of it. It doesn't mean ever stream over the group
But I know that some people here like occasionally be struggling to go live
It's harder whatever and don't want all that just something to keep them on
This chart right here. Yeah, right? It's your average viewership last 90 days doesn't matter
Everyone is equal in the group based off of work
They play in not your individual measures and that's really important. I think it's an excitement be super well
So I I instantly saw when I talked about managing there was like chatter online about like XYZ viewership
They're good XYZ our stream. They're good. No, they're not that's bullshit. It's not about who's like my size things here
It's about Nasdaq showing up.
It's about, it's Red 5 Sweet and he doesn't have his video.
But it's Red 5 Sweet, he doesn't have his video.
That he was supposed to come prepared to produce me.
That's what matters.
You feel me?
This shit really doesn't matter.
I'm sure you guys agree with me on that as well.
But I know there's a lot of outside noise.
I like to chatter about that.
We're gonna ignore that shit.
That shit does not matter.
But I don't know.
I will be cutting.
We're gonna meet back in a month.
And if I see people who are not putting the energy into the group,
I will cut them.
Doesn't mean they can't make their way back.
But like, they're cut.
I mean, they're moving out, they're going to go on their own tour, but I feel like we need to have some legitimate consequence to not doing your part for people to take their part in the stage.
They're not going to get cut, bro. Alright, wait, is there anything in life in this video, bro? I'm not going to lie. I'm trying to have my resume.
Oh my god, is that a fucking Zendaya and Tom Holland puppy interview?
Good video to be honest, will I apply anything that Letwood said to our group?
Yeah, but I think there's a lot of things we can learn from some new two goats, but
we're already applying all those things that he said.
Watch it right now, I don't know, three minutes, it's three minutes, watch it, it's eight minutes,
it's eight minutes.
to the end.
That is all I have is anyone have any questions?
I mean he seems like he's wrapping up.
Aaaaaaah my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I could still play video games and stuff but I won't be in your video games until time.
You won't be in them, can you fly in every two months?
Uh, every two months.
I apply often but I need to take like a month gap.
I mean what's the problem?
All you have to do is a video every two months.
Like you're not gonna be able to be in every video?
Okay?
I don't know, how does it make no sense again?
Here we go, I just need five scoos real quick.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit that shit, hit that shit, hit that shit.
I didn't have a pen and paper.
You went to school? You went to school to be in contact?
I
Your house
Downside and ideally you're part of the group you'd be here, and I don't know your circumstances
I made it so much so I don't know but at the very least my expectation for you would be what we figured you'd be free
That week three you are here you had your video ready
You made it easy for everybody else to participate in and it was a good video
And if you did that, I feel like you'd be doing your part for the group
I knew any question
What you know for that week you're funding that video
Or you could do it
That you add up until the cost and split it every month nine ways
It sounds better that is gonna that's a huge problem. I feel like oh, yes, bro like
I mean, the gap of people like how much money they make is kind of like, it's kind of big.
So it's hard, like, bro, to be honest.
You have to think of an idea that doesn't cost as much money, and now you're limited.
Let's just say, I don't know.
I would say part of the weekly meeting is going to be taught owned and funds bro um
Yeah, I remember when I said I was sponsored in the house, I actually did, you know, put
in the math and, you know, talked to my financial team about it, and I actually was on board
to doing that, like I really was, but hold on, my dad's calling me.
Yup.
Yeah, that's right, that's right, bro.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He said he saw me. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay, but...
Okay. Alright, bye bye.
Bye.
Yeah.
I mean, what was I saying?
Oh yeah.
OCS, bro.
Love OCS, them all, my boys, bro.
So I was like, is there a world where I can like, maybe have them get a house or you know,
some type of deal or something to work it out.
And then, you know, I talked to my friend and I also talked to Riff about it and, bro,
I would just lose money, and it would just, it wouldn't make sense, it wouldn't make
sense for me, bro.
But I would always show my support and love, bro.
So I would see us.
I'm talking about the video, but Ludwig is doing a great job of managing right now.
And I'm sure they learned a lot from this.
The expectation, what you want from it.
It sounds like Zob needs some help continuing to hone the skill of long form editing.
That probably won't be in the weekly meeting.
That probably won't be...
Or beat bro.
Yeah.
The only way that I would have a return is if I take percentages of their fucking streaming
I would never do that to fucking anyone, that freaks the shit.
We do work on a video, we come out with it.
We don't come out with it yet, but we all watch it and see if it goes that good.
Then we skip that week, or do we delay it?
Or should we just make do, and just upload it the best that we can?
If the video is ass.
No, probably not.
What reason is it ass for?
I don't know.
Like the concept is bad, the shoot went bad?
Yeah, like getting that, let's say the shoot was okay, and then the editing,
we thought we could save it with the editing,
I'm gonna chop it up and make it look good, and then it's like, oh, it didn't really come up that good, and it's like, no.
If the shoot sucks, the video will suck. It's not the editor's fault, right?
If the shoot sucks, the video will suck. If the shoot sucked, that was the fault of the person who produced it.
I would skip that week, and in my mind, that counts as being this.
Definitely had some BODLIST videos uploaded.
Trick shot video. That was, that was true BODLIST, man.
Right? If your week sucked, that was because you weren't capable of handling that week.
Maybe it wasn't lack of effort, it was lack of knowledge, but then that was your fault for not asking for help.
So the shoot sucks, the video's gonna suck.
And I probably, if it was really ass, I'd probably listen to it.
Yeah, yeah, and then I would, and then he had to fucking go on stream,
and you're gonna be like, yep, it was right at five's week, and what happened?
Like, it was a, it was a good video concept, but the effort, like, we weren't all together,
and like, you know, yeah, we just went on the same page for that video, that's, that's really it.
The shoot was ass and if the editor is the problem, like you know, you're good talking to shoot editors a problem
That's like a different conversation
Then we talk about like hitting in a different editor or whatever and I think it's fine to delay a video
Right if you want to be able to like have the editor
Work it up or have another editor. Sure
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing bro like I sat there
But I had a fucking like I was at the top of stairs right here
And I was doing like the pain a pan ping pong shot where you go from the top of stairs all the way to the bottom
But each ping pong hits a pan side of like shoot once or put a pan there
But then the pans move but I set it for two hours, bro two hours
Violishing on the fucking staircase
Throwing ping-pongs bear haven't knew collect the ping-pongs bringing back up, but I was just
Gave up, bro. Gave up after two hours, then I went to the kitchen and did a different one.
You know what I mean? Skill issue, bro. I mean, the pans moved, bro. We tried taping the pans, bro.
I tried with that video, but I think a lot of people in the group just like didn't have time and we're just trying to shoot out something quick, bro, so we don't miss a week.
And, you know, definitely reflected for sure.
I don't even know. I don't even know around it to be honest with you. Oh, no, when you said like the editor should be in the meetings, do you recommend that the camera? I didn't know what anyone did to be honest, because we were all we didn't do all in the same day we did different days.
different days. It should also be in the meetings. Because I've been in one meeting.
Oh, hold on, hold on, send me talking. Yeah, I have a question. To touch back on
when you said like the editor should be in the meetings, do you recommend that
the cameraman should also be in the meetings? Because I've been in one
meeting and it was like a couple months ago and it was on the video, they
brainstormed on the video of the model's rank OSTS. So I actually had like prep
time to like research the video and like see how the content went down. But other
Other than that, I haven't been in any other meeting.
And sometimes, being recording for them for YouTube,
you have to be ready the day of,
because there was the guest of that person video,
which was another white room.
And the day of, I was messaged.
I was already streamed with Archie,
and then I got messaged.
This is the guy who works, you tell me this.
What are you?
This is most Kimberman that works for streamers, bro.
Everything in your schedule
will always be last minute, bro.
Some can tolerate it, and I hope YBG can, bro.
Always like, oh, bro, not gonna lie,
yo, tomorrow we're going to Texas.
Tomorrow we're gonna go to New York.
Yo, tomorrow I gotta go to Paris now.
You gotta come with me.
Like, it's just very, sometimes it's very spontaneous.
Sometimes it's all just scheduled.
Like, a lot of the things, can't be in control,
but a lot of things just happen, bro.
Just happen.
He's talking about YouTube.
Well, I'm just talking about community,
first-readers, and general.
But yeah, YouTube, yeah.
We have a core group chat with everybody that works with us,
like YBG and Lays and everybody.
And we mostly text like, oh, shoot this day,
this is what we're doing, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
So, yeah.
Thank you, Answers.
Should they be in the meeting?
Yeah.
Probably.
Right, I have my software engineer in
on my editor week, please.
For the most part, Auto does not talk a lot
in those meetings.
The software engineer does not come up a lot, but he's there,
because occasionally there's something that he needs to be put in on,
or maybe we have an idea, and he should be a part of it.
Like, I think that it is super valuable to have every member of the team there,
just so they can, okay, there's so many cameras I might need,
or I might need help with another cameraman,
or, oh, this shoot should be pretty easy.
I'm not too worried about it, whatever it is.
Any other questions?
Well, I was just going to ask, I don't know if you focus,
but viewer retention for like the videos itself has been like,
I don't know, slowly going down, and...
60 back.
Even at times where I think it's a good video.
I'm not gonna do a deep dog on your channel.
That's not really what the purpose of this meeting was.
But I'm not gonna do a deep dog.
We can even do it on-screen if you want.
But I'm not gonna go through it all.
I'll just need like, to see some of the analytics as well.
So probably easier.
60.
Bro...
When...
60 if you were required it if you needed what do we need to do? What do you need to do for YouTube shoots?
What do you need to do for core shoots?
The dude just wants to be added to the group chat
Like here to set up so I can just like you can screen share it
Go through it, but I'm absolutely down to go through and and help you guys like work on the YouTube video aspect
I tell you I won't do it right now because I want to be well more prepared for have more info
We can do some big...
Yeah, I'll do some big...
Alright, I know this might have been sobering, this might not have been as exciting, but we can do big things, y'all.
Okay?
Alright, I'm done.
There's big potential here.
And Nas is gonna feel like shit, so I need you guys to update Nas on what happened in this meeting.
Give him the update, maybe you can watch back the video or whatever.
But we're gonna meet again in a month, here.
Okay, who's week one?
Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What happens if week seven sucks?
That's a mistake.
Bye-bye!
Not if it sucks, like not if you're bad at it, but if you're not putting the effort in it, right?
Alright, job.
Yeah, we'll go with it.
We'll go with it today, y'all.
Yeah.
Let's add another riddle.
Right, you know, whatever y'all.
This has run over.
Well, I'm actually interested to see, I'm actually interested to see how YGG handles
both cameraman and OCS.
I mean, we had conversations with this about this already.
I don't know why, but this cord is making noises and the music and shit.
but I think he will be able to manage it, girl.
He's told me, and we had a big conversation about this.
So, yeah.
But, it's gonna be times where, oh,
we gotta go to Europe or some shit,
and then we might miss a shooting.
So, ah, there's definitely gonna be a conversation soon.
Not with me, bro, but probably with OCS. I don't know though. I don't know. I can't speak for them
I hope not I'm sure he'll try his best to manage everything
But wait till fucking manager liverwigs
I will clip you bad, doc.
I will clip you bad, buddy.
Hi, Sante here.
Closing thoughts.
Learned a lot of wisdom.
Ludwig's been in the game for, what, 40 or something years?
So I have a lot to learn from him.
We're going to be improving and we're going for number one.
Let's fuck him go.
Oh John niggas ending in love with what he's done. He wrecked. Oh, he recognized a real nigga
Honestly, noz didn't show up. He's probably getting cut
Really not worried about anything
Did you learn what lessons you learned today my shit I was low key on my phone takes my bae
You're in love with this thing. I was taking pictures. I was making faces at Reddify. He's still
I know
Why'd you do that some people didn't come some holy fucking shot filter sunny noz
Do better bro do that. I need more screen time. So I'm just gonna keep talking. Hello. How's it going?
Right if I hear I did not get cut matter of fact. Love would love me so much
She gave me this K car right here with a truck
I should be as after very disappointed. I thought I was gonna get caught
No, what?
But hey, you know what I mean?
We live on another day.
I'll see you at shit.
Yo, we just finished the meeting.
I'm not alive.
One person was not in that meeting.
He didn't cut much.
I feel like we really needed that, he said.
There is another meeting.
Next one.
It was very eye-opening.
Next one, there will be a cut.
Oh, shit.
I told you I had the 100 left.
Save me game, let's go!
Also, you said I'm good for now, okay?
So next month I just gotta keep being more consistent.
Oh, the champion too, bro.
Keep doing my OZ relationships.
Yeah, bro.
Save me.
Same for now, yeah.
Okay.
OZ is on me.
Hazen!
Okay, I'm gonna use this.
Oh, there's no filter.
OZ is on me. OZ is on me.
One, two, three, OZ is on me.
OZ is on me.
Well, that's enough.
OZ is on me.
That's actually very good very good video
It's actually like crazy how well it performed
like it was really it was just it was literally just recording the the Ludwig
putting them on game Ludwig motion like it was barely any edits at all it's kind
Crazy
That's that professor Ludwig height, huh watch core trick shots
I'm not gonna do that
My god, but it's a dude that just described himself
The fuck is this title, bro
It's time to hop on the game, shall we?
It's time to hop on the game, bruh.
Here he go.
It's honestly kind of crazy how many animals there are in the world
Like there's so many different breeds animals mammals reptiles
Here you go
fake eating a salad for the for a video on Twitter
And he lived in my chat for impressions. Hey, buddy go fuck yourself placey
All these even really she might be AI stint variance like it's honestly
This is crazy
It's crazy
It's wild. It's honestly
The ratio you buddy
Alright, she's a buddy.
AHH!
Alright, let's hop on, fuck it.
Alright, let's hop on, I'm about to order food and then we're hopping on a game chat.
What should we eat? What should we eat? What are you thinking, bro? Should I get some resident
evil food? Yo chat, one of these days I will be, yes, I will be making resident evil food,
like the official resident evil food recipe. I want to save that stream. Alright, so just
Let's keep that in the back because mine remind me if I forget that okay. Yes. I know I know we will be making real
Real resident evil food and we'll be eating it. All right
Okay, let's see what should we eat?
I'm like a super bot yeah, I'm lucky feeling super buzz
Get protein smoothie too, bro
To the same way it's to the same way she
With QE wait, whoa oh
It's I'm a resident even for with cutie bro. No, oh cutie's not gonna be a want to make slop with me, dude
Yes, she would I mean I'll ask
Yeah, I'm doing two door-dash orders man. Y'all want anything? I'm getting Jamba juice too.
Ooh.
Ooh, a protein smoothie, man.
I need shit today, baby.
I'm also on a slight bulk.
So I love Ki-Ee have room to eat mad shit.
140 gets your weight up that would be a bulk, bruh.
Yeah, bruh, I'm on a bulk, man.
I feel like people are for like scared to go on books.
I'm trying to get 160, yo, at 58, 160, I'm right now probably like 147, 148, 160,
tone strong that like that's normal right or not
yeah hi back hi chat we all hop in our resident evil voice
I'm here to talk about something very serious. I don't want to get emotional.
What's happening? Well, yeah, I have a drug problem. I, for the past, I'd say, year, I've been
in abusing nitrous oxide, okay?
And the reason being that I'm telling you guys,
because I want everyone to realize
how serious nitrous oxide,
and even other class A drugs actually are,
it's not worth it.
Take it from me, honestly, take it from me.
It's not worth it.
I haven't talked to far in so long.
Kids, please, because I know I have
a large audience of children,
That's part of why I'm doing this video because I know the younger generation
What is not just following
Gas widely used for medical sedation
Whippets oh no
That's not good
Hopefully she
Can I look see gas? Oh, no, that's it. That's just bad
She get out of that stop on a game in
Fucking ill there
Holy fucking resident evil eats
So
I don't know why that day is gonna be a banger. It's gonna be a banger
All right, I'm watching the game. I'm taking a piss
While I take a piss enjoy this YouTube short
No, suck around buzzer
While I'm taking a piss enjoy this IG real
You
I
Tell the do this
resident evil
second
No way, but where's my dream?
Here we go boys, let's fuck it up.
I need to get a bigger fucking grease for you, this shit, this is the last fucking grease
This is for you, skinny-ass green-free.
Lazy big-ass will not be able to fit this.
Skinny-ass fucking,
God damn.
Ellen, the two?
Ellen, two.
Dog-ness.
Let's go, chop filter, barrel two, barrel two.
chat I ain't a lot Tars party it's like an hour so let's let's hop in the game
now let's play as much as we can oh my fucking hell up my PC hello
Suki just booted up. Oh my god, bro. Am I the only one that's going to this
Here we go boys
Let's go!
Oh fuck was this resident evil noise.
But I should move my camera more this way.
Am I better go with this party alone, bro?
I'm sad.
Are you in like the party, Baron?
Don't cancel chat
Come on three my possible
Let's do this
Dude, what the fuck did my settings reset why am I why do I motion blur on dude?
Wait, am I fucking lying?
I think something's wrong.
There's no ocean blue.
And why is my FOV so, like, close?
Am I fucking stupid?
I must be geeking there.
Alright, let's go!
Part 2, baby, we're back!
Ryan punched your shit close to the...
where was I remember where I was
L intro yo YouTube we are back resident evil continuing our play through we're
gonna finish the game today boys let's fucking do this episode two
I'm scared
Where is she going to go, where is she going to go, where is she going to go, oh grandma.
Wait do I go down here again, no where are you.
Where's he at for my going, dude?
The door, the door, the door.
Main door with animals.
You need the coin?
Oh.
Ah.
Bro, let me just put all this shit in my inventory.
Like, why am I?
Oh no, wait, no, I'll keep this.
I ain't got no room, alright bro, let's go.
To the door we go.
Asming gold's house.
His eyes like that
So who said use the coin
Ken fluid the
Horse oh use the animal
I'm dead ass a dunderhead bro.
Hello?
Resident Evil chips?
She kinda look like Resident Evil potatoes.
F. Press F'd.
Oh!
Nice try.
Put an unrelated object on a shadow plant.
Barrow, I'm deadass achieving everything.
Oh, who's this?
Oh, fuck yeah, baby.
What?
I got one fucking bullet, bro.
What? What?
I need a replica. I hear footsteps.
Moshi? Moshi? Moshi?
Oh my god! It's Tishima!
Yojima! Hello?
Somebody's ringing the phone.
Pick up.
Is this Zou?
Did my daddy give you a hard time?
That's your father?
Your daddy?
He used to be.
I'm sorry, but he...
He's dead now.
You just might be able to pull this off.
What? Pull what off?
There's something I need you to do, but I can't explain it right now.
You may even do what I please to do it, but find a way out of the house.
Okay.
I'll be in touch.
Sleeve, bro.
what bro g-maw fuck it invincible
helmet
she kinda look like
Oh, heard some noise, it's movement, water.
Did she look like a bathtub out of Resident Evil?
Fucking Ew Bro!
Resident Evil bathtub!
Can I get in or not?
Oh they don't fuck that up, give it me more ammo bro.
Did we take a resident evil shower?
Ooh, queen.
Bro, how was there,
how was there so much toilet paper,
but there's so much shit?
Take a little shower.
Ah.
Ah!
Do fuck!
Oh, bro, this is not smart if I jump down.
Oh my god, oh my god, I wasn't supposed to do that, bro.
Wait, I'm back here?
I don't mean to do that.
Bro, G-Mars trippin'.
check the bathtub the guns the fuck oh laser dude thank you dude
I'll sign.
Thank you man.
Where's the evil eats?
Come on, bro. Let's go
What's this
No, no map Mia
Yeah?
No.
Ethan, we watered.
My wife.
Ethan, if you find this, I know I can't expect anything from you.
This is not real, Ethan. This is not a real event.
After what I did, but I just want you to know that wasn't me.
I don't, I don't know what happened.
There's so much that you need to know.
There you are! You gave us quite a scare, young lady.
No!
How did she equip the camera? Just put it in her mouth?
Wait, I'm Mia! What the fuck?
Where am I bro resident evil hey, that's my that's my daughter
Wait she got the medical
bruh
lights
she resident evil tv fuck this like a house out of resident evil
fuck
What the fuck bro, how am I supposed to
Try this again
No, no, what am I supposed to do actually
I need a hide.
Why?
For the truth.
What have I done to deserve this, except open my home and feed you?
BALASH!
I don't understand you at all this.
Here.
Give me the fuck out of here.
Oh.
I'm on air, I'm going to click-
Eh!
Give me that!
Yeah
I know
I know you
Think I don't know what you want to do with that boy Ethan. That's my boyfriend
What am I supposed to do, bro?
What, bro?
No, no, no, don't come over here.
It's logs!
people ask insult pick up the Dean
Where's the fucking weapon bro?
No you fucking dumb!
What?
I'm so fucking dead, bro, like how the fuck I had it
I'm so dead, huh?
Oh, hold on.
Nope.
She's kind of look like a shadow, a resident evil shadow.
She kind of, bro, I'm making a resident evil spy.
Oh!
This is why we resident evil Pre-jump scare 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, I can't turn my
I had pre-surf scare 3, 2, 1.
Ah!
Shhh!
Don't make a sound.
Motherfucker!
Except for fucking gifts!
We love you! Why can't you see that?
Embrace us!
Can we just fuck in one course?
Holy moly
Where are you, Bero?
Me?
I'm dead. What the fuck? Where am I?
Where do you think you
What did they do to you?
Yeah, no, bro.
Yeah, no.
Worst ending.
Oh, shit.
She look like a mannequin out of Resident Evil.
Resident Evil mannequin.
Resident Evil there.
yeah yeah yeah I'm coming yeah yeah I'm coming I just heard noise what oh yeah
Oh
I mean, bro, this game shit
Resident Evil bathtub
What in statute a disgusting mess of God knows what
Holy shit!
Oh, fuck!
Resident Evil person!
Resident Evil daddy!
No!
What?
Hey, bitch!
What?
Hey!
Which in a word means...
Boom!
BOOM!
FAKE! BAKE! FAKE! BAKE!
AHHHHH!
YOW!
FUCKING! BITCH!
FUCK!
GET UP! GET UP!
I don't got a big pop bro.
Bro.
I don't got a big pop bro, combine.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there's a little potion on there.
So lie, bro.
And must not lay him in here with me or what, like?
All right, fuck it, bro.
Resident Evil strategy.
What the fuck is Lucas?
Statue in the projector room. Which way was projector? I forgot. Which way was projector?
I forgot.
What?
MENORFRIGGER! MENORFRIGGER! MENORFRIGGER!
No!
Lallish.
For some reason it just doesn't look like a right fucking thing.
Bro, is this the right one?
Bro, what type of hammer is supposed to make a bird out of this?
Fucking Resident Evil puzzle.
Oh
Bro, I'm literally right there
Bro my god, I'm right there
Who builds this shit?
For real.
I'm out of there.
Hold on.
We get an Ethan Face Reveal or no?
I'm trying to see if I'm some fine shit.
Gear! Where's the evil gear?
Nishwi!
Where's the evil room?
Ooh, fuck!
Damn, what did they do to this fucking crow?
Oh, thank god, Brian needed this.
Fuck's that noise?
Oh, this is my... what is this?
What is this?
Joe Bart?
El Jumbo?
Or is that an evil job?
there's an evil uh
what
ahhhhhhh
ahhh
ahhhhhhh
Woohoohoohoohoohoo!
Resident, what the fuck is that, bro?
No, no, no, no, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out of there. I'm out of there. I'm out of there. Give me the fuck out of there.
Bro, what am I supposed to do?
He lit? Alright, man. I'm not, I'm not pussy.
Gonna have to cross frame.
Let's get a full clip here.
Oh, I bet.
Oh, I'm good.
Oh, fuck, where's the evil door?
Left or down?
I go left first.
Check out the door.
Ooh, little box.
What is this?
Those bastards are looking for me.
But maybe that gives you a chance to escape.
To escape you have to find a relief shaped like dog heads.
Fuck this, how do I read them?
F. Oh. Well, what do you play in that? What is this? Like Chinese music? You hear that
I
Fucking ill dude
She has any even floors
Yeah, what the fuck out of here, bro, that's what I do bro, no, did I how many of y'all
There bro, I bet
Lucas
William William Shawn
I
Tomorrow
All right, I'm with an evil shower. I'm gonna take a shower. I'm dirty, dude
Oh my god, bro, I
I have to tend to be one bro like why yeah, I'm gonna speed bro
Boom boom boom boom boom big spot. I'm back
She banks
More
Where'd they go it's just D spawn
Big shot big poppy
Yup, good block. Good block.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks!
I'm actually a fucking beast, bro.
No, never fuck with me.
Erb.
Patrol, how many residents, evil residents are there?
AHH! FOOT!
Fuck you bitch
This guy's a million XP bro
How many?
Big pot
No, I'm out of bullets, it's over, bitch.
Like what am I supposed to- what?
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets, I need more bullets!
Bro, I bet I'm just gonna fucking kite.
I'm gonna kite, boom.
What is that, bullets?
So it seems to me um I'm currently at a dead end
oh my god it's over bro like what am I supposed to do
Bro, bro, don't say puzzle in my chat, I swear, do not say puzzle.
Mord puzzle.
All right, I got this, so.
All right, so, if I was a puzzle, how would I want to solve the law rugs hand?
So there's a handprint, everybody else has a name tag besides this one, which means I
I feel like I have to read something here like I know I got the guy who's trying to escape
I've locked them up in the left most incineration. We can't get away. Take him out when he's ready
You know, I don't know don't you just remember three a's and a handprint do what you want with his girl. What?
Just remember three a's in a handprint three a's attack
a
attack
anime Akari three a's in a handprint three a's in a handprint certainly someone
can decipher this message in the chat look at their names Laura handprint
T banks three William no a's no a's here count three a's in the name oh three
a's Laura's two a's William has one a tomorrow
oh my god why bro why why why why why why bro tomorrow please tomorrow it's me it's
Me!
Tamara, please!
Tamara!
Ahhhh!
There's no way, man.
I gotta restart this whole shit, right?
I'm not taking my shirt off, bro.
Fuck you.
Oh my gosh!
Goodbye.
Tomorrow, your time has come.
Never mind.
She's fucking invincible.
Like bro!
Pause, pause, pause.
Can we pause?
I'm a cone.
I'm not getting naked, man. What is wrong with that?
No, genuinely, I'm fighting fucking Thanos. Like, what if, brother?
fuck this bitch bruh
missed a fucking bullet
like bruh i'm shit i just laced it all my ammo
come on tbaks
Thoughts to make you begs.
Enema bullets, enema bullets, enema bullets.
Maybe shoot the arm?
Let me pot, let me pot, let's go, let's go, let me pot.
No, I'm in a fucking corner, give me out of the corner.
Let me pot, let me pot, let me pot.
It's like bro, I can't dodge.
I gotta leave, I only got about a 10 for it.
No, no, no, no, no, I got one more 10.
I got one more 10, because I have to go.
No, no, no, wait, what the fuck, bro?
Like, what am I supposed to do?
I can't craft any more bullets I don't have gun powder save all bullets for boss
I
Blocking pot blocking pot blocking pot blocking pot. All right, so
Gonna have the night better
Yep, nice, nice wall.
I have heavy bullet.
Fuck!
Fuck you.
Fuck you
It's like bro this guy's baby this guy's Thanos
One bullet left
Say hello to my little friend
Bitch
Key.
Run past everybody.
Hello sir, I'm gonna just squeeze by real quick.
Oh shit.
Yep.
Just gonna pop real quick.
Just gonna, just put the key in the hole.
I put the key!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This shit
I'm an embryo, I don't know why I'm like I'm supposed to be a whore game a fucking puzzle being like
No, uh chat
Today is gonna be a shorter stream anyways. I gotta go
So, gotta go, Targum's party, I'm gonna be end extreme right now.
Part two, I quit, I did not quit, bro.
I am not quitting this game, oh, we're finishing this game, all right.
How many more hours do you think I got left of this game, chap?
Eight?
God damn.
God damn
What is silky doing to that
I call
All right, yeah, I'm about to shower pick it fit out bro and then embellish
I love y'all bro, W Shimmer Day, I'm off 4 hours sleep, I'm fucking CPEB bro, but we got to go, we got to get lit tonight.
So what happens if OZS has a big shoe on Tuesday and chooses an IRL, and then there you go.
Hey, tomorrow is Shimmer Games.
Um, yes, it's time to fucking win there. I love y'all man. Tomorrow's gonna be a good day, bro.
Team Streamer alumni. I'm beyond us. No, we win it, bro. We win it. We win it. I love y'all. Thank you for watching.
I know that I heard you yeah
So all my sons worldwide
All my dreams
Hello y'all, thank you for watching
I apologize for the last time
Tell me you stayed for me today
I don't want standing right here
I don't know what time to be honest, but
Fuckin' ain't you goin' shoppin', whoa
I'm runnin' out of options
They're runnin' out of options
Put em' up for adoption
So I ain't gonna die
This is not luck, baby
There's no for a leave, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can call to you
I'm in New York on John Chetcher
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