I
Raffi's a blue vest
So I just went live bro, I will I will I will get out I don't know
Photobomb, dude, huh it's got photobomb your teammate
Let's see
I'm love, I'm love, I'm love.
Put up, boom.
Go on, on my story link.
Swiss.tv, Jason Nguyen.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Get out of the fuck, bro.
You ready to get tan, YBG?
Bro, I'm ready to turn black.
It's getting the shade, bro.
All right.
Hey, bro, nice to meet you.
What's up with time, buddy?
Bro, when I met Joe, I was gonna punch me.
What?
I met Joe here, I was gonna punch me.
You said I look good with my arseles on?
Yeah, I said that.
hold on chat am i live see pick sub count yo 60 bro do your job dude game day
yeah live game day there you know what time it is bro that's you it's game day
Hey, bro.
It's a good game day, boys.
Look at this, Sissy boy.
Hey, where's my team at?
My team at the beginning of the year.
I'm ready to go a lot, bro.
Well, watch out.
I'm not going to lie.
I saw the ratings.
I saw Lowe doing the statistics and all that other bullshit.
Bro, fuck all the statistics.
Fuck all the percentages.
We winning this whole shit.
All right, you know why?
Because you got Jason and Wayne as your leader.
Team alumni, team SU, bro.
Gene, tonight I'm doing this shit for you.
your team then we're in a pain. You're gonna only give me a sticker.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
You're a sticker, bro.
Listen, I've always been underdog my entire life.
I've always been doubting my entire life, but guess where I'm at?
I streamer games. You too.
Alright, where's this three? I don't know.
But listen, here you go. Yo, where's the team?
I don't even know where my team's at, man.
I just know French, they literally have Thanos.
I'm gonna be honest.
A quick question, team UK.
Who's winning track?
Ah, yeah, let me try it.
Do you live right now, Jason?
Huh?
Do you live?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You wish there was no time gone live.
What is?
You gotta see the orientation and there's like five minutes left.
Oh, you know what I mean? I get the green light, I go.
All right, so I'm just her respect. Oh, yeah, oh she get
Hundred meter I'm going I'm up against Joe her
Hey
Are you going like before everyone else
You said go live.
No bro, Ludwig Ludwig said don't go live.
Yeah, Ludwig said don't go live.
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
I literally asked Ludwig.
I'm already in his fucking head bro, I'm already in his head.
No, no, no, no.
Good luck.
That's your friends, Luke.
Bro, I'm telling you, they're all like Olympians.
I don't know what's going on.
He's not wearing a track though.
If you look at France bro, it's all Olympians.
I'm telling you.
Who's trying to track for y'all?
I think it's your girl.
It's not your girl.
She's getting dusty, bro.
I'm not allowed to track.
It might be an easy second, please.
I'm not allowed to track.
I'm not allowed to track for y'all.
France I already asked who's running them run on their track
It's he Mexico, bro
Hell no, he's not argue doesn't mean nah, maybe
Yeah, get the hit flashers on.
I like these running tracks, yeah.
What up, Jason?
What up, bro?
What events are you doing, bro?
I'm doing track and I'm riding that bull.
You're a mechanical bull rider?
I'm one of the best at riding, just in general.
I'm riding cars, riding buses, all that shit.
But, who's running the track? Oh, ain't no Joe.
Joe's running track. You're running track?
Hell yeah.
Dude, I'm going to be honest, if you get top three, that's kind of a win because there's
one guy named Joe on my team and there's another guy named Enzo who are the two fastest.
Who's Enzo?
Enzo's international team.
International.
No, I think international.
What about you?
I'm doing the 100 meter.
You doing 100 meter?
No.
I'm doing tube toss and archery.
You can create the Dion Sanders.
I'm doing tube toss in our trick.
You can create the Dion Sanders.
International Enzo?
Bro, who's Enzo, dude?
Bro, that makes it sound like King Balor.
Who's Enzo? Is that Enzo?
Yo, who's on the track?
You on the track?
Oh, yeah! Jason!
What's up, boy?
Is this gonna be the easiest shit on my line?
You ready to check?
Yes.
Oh, you're getting a desk over there.
By who?
By me.
I didn't hear you really well.
By me.
But I'll be there.
Wait, I-
Walk with you to go live.
Yeah, you're good to go live.
Oh, but it's all right.
Why are y'all saying cheese, bro?
Dang!
What's up?
Oh!
But we playing volleyball today too.
I'm not gonna have a lot of ability.
Should we recreate?
What's up?
Oh!
I was not ready. I'm ready though
I feel like I feel like I'm good at volleyball, honestly those kids were not bad at all.
I'm feeling athletic this year.
I'm feeling athletic.
Oy!
What are you competing in?
Crane stacking.
Crane stacking?
Yeah.
I'm gonna talk.
What is crane stacking?
Uh, no crates.
And you just get on top of them.
That's it?
You go 30 feet up.
How?
You stack the crates on top of your crates.
You're supposed to stand on top of it.
But you're harnessing.
Oh, harness, how you doing?
Hi, Chad.
Alright, well, I'm gonna warm up my legs
because I'm running the track.
You're running?
I'm running.
Give me his heart, bro.
You wanna get that lanky butt in here, bro?
I'm good, right?
I'm good.
I got my running shoes on.
These are the shoes that I prepped.
Boy, what are those?
These shoes I prepped to be Asian Jeffy. I was running every day in these.
These shoes, yeah, good luck with them.
Tyler, everyone's just finishing up the Tunch Grass station if you want to try it out.
Oh, okay, yeah.
John, you can't say that. Speaking of John, bro, he's right. He's here working, bro.
Yeah.
I told ya, man. John is good. I don't know where my teammates are at.
You think I can stream in a locker room or is that crazy?
It's really not that hot.
It's not that hot, bro.
I'm leaving.
Bro, you know where I'm from?
Hey, the Ag Town, bro.
The Ag is dirty, bro.
Ag is dirty.
Yep.
You have fun at Tars?
Last night?
Bro, too much fun, bro.
You're lit.
I was too lit.
Hey, bro, we were lit as fuck last night, bro.
We was getting hot.
Should be did I never tell.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Bro, though.
Bro.
Hey bro, we were lit as fuck last night, bro.
We was getting high.
Should be did I never tell.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
For real though.
For real.
We dead were.
Yes, we, dude.
Story time.
Got in.
Walk past everybody in line.
Called Tom, we go on my side.
Tom pulls me in.
We greet each other.
Oh my god, Jason, let's take a shot.
Boom, all the sudden, 30 minutes later,
I'm on top of a table twerking.
Bro, I don't even remember that shit.
It's on video.
You've seen the log.
You were on top of a table twerking?
Yeah, it's on table twerking.
I don't even do that.
It's not on party.
Wait, can I just drink?
Can I just drink?
Just not be mine for you.
Oh, hey, loom.
I'm not even gonna brush my teeth before the match.
You should have looked like Resident Evil Eats.
What are you talking about? Resident Evil Eats.
Haha.
Sorry, I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry, I'm a bitch.
Okay, I love that team.
Everybody scouted me, I love that team.
I'm the top prospect on that alumni team.
Which does not break.
You know what it means?
I don't even get to break this.
Hey!
You want me to?
You want me to do shit?
Hello! Hi!
Hey listen, we're winning this whole shit.
I'm really going to get a volleyball. I need you to carry.
I will try my best.
Who needs a goal?
Two teams will go. I'll help out though.
I'll make sure it gets over the game.
You just hook free.
I don't know if this is real statistic, but
in all the years I've just streamed our games,
Every time I serve, he's never gone over the net.
So, I swear, but let's see.
Every other sport, I'm there.
No, you've been underhanded.
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.
This is not that hard, we'll practice.
Yeah, we'll practice, we'll be good, all right?
We're gonna win this whole thing.
I don't know if you're still statistic for the underdogs.
We are, and I don't know why, like, why.
Like, we didn't move it, huh, man?
You made a face for us like, I do know why.
That's crazy.
We're gonna win this, we're gonna win it.
Last year
But like up dog in here yeah, I'm chilling here for a sex we're just gonna pick the game
My ground beef, huh?
Oh, you got ground beef.
What's up, Yonah?
Hey!
How you doing?
Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you guys all righty now.
Your team's actually a strong team.
No, I'm not gonna lie, like, and especially me,
I'm a middle-aged team, a plus, like, 10 work.
What are you competing in?
Huh?
What are you competing in?
Oh, paper, please.
I used to throw those in the team.
Me too.
I'm a graduate.
I graduated from school, I'm a bachelor, I got my bachelor's license.
And what?
I'm gonna be a doctor.
A doctor of what?
Doctor and all the students.
Good luck. I heard my team. Oh my, oh my speaking to my teammate.
Let's go.
Play wardrobe.
Oh my gosh, Grip!
Thank you!
I saw you in the Diva music video.
Fantastic job.
I didn't see you.
What's going on?
What's going on, wardrobe?
I don't know.
We're just gonna be in that confession all day.
What's happening right now?
We have to up on chemistry wardrobe.
Okay, I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
What's up? You showed up.
Are you lost in?
Yes, yes, I promise.
I've seen you doing parkour.
Only after five in my league, so.
Yes, I know.
That's why I was doing this.
You can hear me?
When?
I saw you.
I'm good now.
I'm telling you.
Hey, what's wrong?
You're here.
Why are you in my face, bro?
You can't see me on there in respect.
I'm trying to just throw this whole show.
Well, you're the leader, bro.
Make them follow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who said anything about leaders?
Why do I have to?
OK.
Are you a team captain?
Oh, there's no team captain in this team.
We don't need a team captain because we are one all of us are one. You know what I mean?
I'm running track and
I'll win the hundred meter and I don't know what are you gonna do
I don't know, I don't know how you play, so I don't know, I'm new to this game.
Okay, so based on my build, like, you think we got this shit?
No.
And then, it's like, Roger, like, it's like...
You want to put it to hard?
That's right.
Uh...
It's just like red links, right here.
You know, we need to change something.
Wario's gonna do better.
Red links, basically.
If you think it was, like, cool, cool, cool, cool, red links, like, not good, come to play.
I feel like we got, like, orange links right here, but we're gonna turn that into green.
Okay.
Guys, we have to harmonize. Ready, set, go.
Ahhhhhh!
So that's what we have at least.
Wait a minute. I don't know how to harmonize anymore.
That's what I mean. Okay, so you're going with harder things.
I'm going to cover up for you.
You're in the dash, right?
I'm a little in the dash. I can guarantee it.
I'm like, not confident. It's like, yeah, confident.
At least you have the most power.
What's your strength?
That's the most important part.
Why are you shrugging?
Okay.
Okay, then you shrugged though.
Well, I saw you mucked up, and I was like, wait a minute.
You have a little shoulder right now.
I didn't have to fuck that shoulder, but it's better this year.
Yeah, yeah, it's much better.
I saw that in front of you.
That was amazing.
Guys, I saw you get your shoulder right now.
That was pretty cute.
See, I think he's back.
I'm ready to lose myself.
What was that?
What, I can't say that.
What?
We compete in any category, any versus you.
Are you an angle?
What are you doing?
100 meter, maybe tube toss.
And, I don't know.
Tube toss?
Tube toss, throw the big 40 pound tube.
Cause I got two guns.
You got it!
Yeah, I got two guns on me.
Come on, come on, come on.
You see how nobody cared?
Smell like a dog in his locker room.
I said a smell like a dog in his locker room.
Say that please, Tom!
You know what you got stuck in my head?
Where's the evil stuff?
You know what's crazy? When we did our stream, that's the first time I've said that.
Aw.
Bye, Inamats. Good luck.
You're gonna be in it.
Oh, is it? Are y'all dirty? Are y'all dirty?
Yuck! Yuck! Ew!
I mean, when I start my stream, sleeves gone, full of chest and my hard eyes.
I can't wait to go to your wedding.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, I don't realize.
Don't invite it.
Oh my god.
I haven't even seen it.
Oh my god.
That's a rock.
Is that not a lab down there, right?
Uh, it's ethically sourced.
Ethically sourced.
Wait, can I put it on?
Yeah.
Yo!
Let's go!
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
This is insane. Thank you. Thank you. I will take it off later and someone can see it. That would be fun.
Did you see the gift I gave to you and love brought a candy to that? Of course.
We're gonna go to the spa. After this? Uh, yeah. Next week.
Really? Yeah. I know it's a five star spa, right? I'm excited. I'm thrilled.
So, wait, when? I'm close to your wedding. Uh huh.
Are you all going to have karaoke?
Yeah.
We actually are.
Also, you know, I know you're going to have a rain seating.
Are you going to...
You're in the back.
All right.
Yeah.
What do you think you are?
Can I...
No.
Great question though.
I'm in the back.
Probably like the back back, yeah.
Or like back left, probably like corner.
Maybe.
It's going to be fun though.
It's going to be fun.
It'll be fun though. You'll be on the kids table with like my nieces and nephews.
I'm about seven, I'm 22 now.
Yeah, you're the oldest of them. There are still 12.
Just now when I had an edgar and I was doing this dance in your kitchen, I'm 22 now.
Yeah, but the oldest one is 12, so if you can help babysit that would also be really helpful.
Yeah, I am a family man. I'm down to babysit the kids, but I'm not sick.
So you want me to go and babysit?
Each table is 8, so you're number 16 on the 15th.
What's the dress code?
So I suit inside?
Yeah.
Okay, what about what about like, you know,
let me just get the very left side.
So probably like the back row, like left side.
Probably like maybe.
But like we'll see, we'll see about that.
We'll see, maybe like we'll see.
We'll see, we'll do, we'll see.
I gotta go test my paper airplanes now.
Okay, okay, bye Keith.
Wait, I'm trapped here.
I'm going to change it and then we're about to get into it.
Okay, then we're out.
Okay, back, back, back, back.
Sorry.
What's up?
There we go.
There's somebody.
Okay, he's so tall.
What?
He's tall.
What's happening to life?
He's got a crush on other players.
No, no, no.
I don't know.
I'm still upset.
I keep calling him.
It doesn't matter.
Heart over, heart over.
How are you doing?
What's up?
I'm not going to leave you.
I'm going to leave you on your first place.
I'm going to go first.
100 meters
We're dead ass team 5 though
I know you ready
Why am I here shit though that you've been talking shit?
I've been hearing people saying that you talked a shit about our team. I would not win
You see this team captain meets their team. Okay, okay
So you do 100 meter dash
Okay, back
The we
Okay, and then airplane tops archery
I feel like he can be good at I mean
I'll be the goalie. I'll put my body on the line. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing
What's your word, Tossbro?
The mid-rate in here is so...
Is your mid-rate okay?
I mean, you're good.
What's your name?
Don't win.
You're not gonna win.
You're gonna go today?
No.
We had to win.
I think I was watching it.
I'm not gonna spoil it.
I'm gonna...
I'm just kidding.
What do you want to say to your arm by two, that ass?
Tell him to.
There you are.
Tell him to.
You saw the billboard alone, he would just R6 cut off so he couldn't blow it.
Get ready to come down to the ass.
Put that on the window.
That's so cool.
That's awesome.
That's cl-clabacolors.
Clean the cam?
Yo, y'all need a wiper, huh?
Well, you good?
Put your sleeves back on, you look.
Yo, what are you saying?
Oh, look to the right!
See my spell?
y'all gonna shit on, just respectfully
i'm gonna be honest and make sure they saw this shit
all i gotta worry about is you parents and team us
i think we can finish top part this whole thing
i'm going outside y'all
Jason, give me a fun fact that you can put on screen when you're out there.
Uh, it's about to be jammed, just go with that default.
It's about to be jammed?
Yeah.
What's your favorite word?
My favorite word is uh, my favorite word is, my favorite, what's my favorite word?
Um, my favorite word is win, resident evil food.
What is it?
Let's get you food
Should be all you want anything else extreme when you're going just fucking let me know
Wait, I didn't know it was my Mexico.
Yeah!
What?
Wait, I thought it was my Vietnamese.
What game are you playing today?
Which uh...
Kill what?
The material you said today.
Hey, you... you... you wanted a one inch... one inch meter?
Bro, stop!
I'm ready, bro.
Oh, you're the archer.
What the fuck?
I'm a big one.
Hey, yo, you missed the dab. You missed the dab.
Oh, my bad.
You in the camera?
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
I'm gonna say John is different
He's here
What's your favorite sport?
Now the beret
Because I'm not like you, but I'm gonna TV he's siphoning all the bit
Yeah, I've seen you talking shit about my team, but I don't like that at all
I'm not talking shit the stats are saying you guys are statistically viewer viewer sentiment
And you had to reveal that why so you think we should hide information
No, you put down my team now. We're not as confident. Oh, I just told you now
We're the underdog guess what I always been underdog my whole life. I've been the underdog. All right. Yes
I don't know how things were in the A. Yes, in the ad
Why is it why is it the act because dirty eggs so I'm gonna turn out a gene ag town
That's what we call a bad job.
We three, mean, take a, take a cut of him.
We're all living together?
Aren't they a lot older than you?
No, take a cut of him's like 24.
Oh, all right.
What are you doing?
What's your gains?
Hunter meter and, uh, huge goalie.
Huge, huge.
Hey, good luck, bro.
damn bro you look so huge
one more
we'll do one more
how long is this
alright alright alright
he got a minute to request it to you
come on for the win for the win for the win
this is for the win
how many ounces
how many pounds
see who you got
128
I got a shit
I got random toys
Shut up
Same height as Tyler you trippin
Clearly hey he's six five
I'm I'm hoops, then I'm six seven push a fake Tyler
You a loser on God the fuck is wrong with you. He said you a loser on God bitch
You're gonna repeat that. Oh
She eat my dust bro
Let me stretch, man.
Stretch out.
Want me to stretch you out?
Somebody stretch me out.
Can you stretch me out?
Let me stretch you out.
Hey, look at the sorry assed team.
Look at the sorry assed team, man.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Bro, I have a trade for you, bro.
Come in on team.
Come in on team, bro.
What?
Come in on team.
I bet.
What?
We are mixed.
Hey, bro.
We are mixed.
We are mixed, bro.
I don't know.
What do you think about me on Chelsea?
Bro, I love my, I mean, bro.
It's the worst.
I'm sorry, bro.
I don't like that.
Hey, you're getting dusted.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, they're winning this whole show.
Bro, yeah, you said this.
France just got super teams, bro.
World Cup.
They got everybody, bro.
They got fucking Thanos.
He was quick as shit, bro.
And she was athletic, like.
Every time bro Francis Breeds fucking superheroes.
Water, anything, water?
I would love a water.
Oh, a little med kit.
You need sunscreen too?
Yeah, whatever you got.
I got you a sunscreen.
Love you, you need some?
Need a water?
Yeah, of course.
That's cold.
Of course.
Yeah?
What's everybody at?
We're in the UK, bro.
Look at the UK.
Hang on, I gotta start stretching. You can stretch me out.
I can stretch me out.
Just pull my leg up as far as possible.
I
Joe
It is hot, but it's all good.
Give my hips right, bro.
My hips. This is a good hip.
Look at that, if you don't know.
I mean, I look like I have stretch.
A lot of sports, if you don't know, as an athlete myself, this is some tips for y'all.
A lot of actions are in the hip.
Jason, can I stretch for you, bro?
Of course, bro.
Oh my god!
Dude, you know, two of the top alumni players
are stretching together.
Hey, ain't nothing.
Bro, you're not even stretching.
I am, bro.
Let me stretch, bro.
YBG, give him some stretch.
All right.
Leg up, bro.
Leg up.
Lay down.
Leg up.
Hey, you got me, bro?
Oh, wait, wait, oh my god.
Oh, damn.
Yo, oh my god.
YBG.
Wait, hold on, YBG, one more, one more.
Yeah, YBG, go, go, go.
Oh, yeah.
You got to get it high, bro.
Wait, why would the camera angle though, bro?
Nah, it's good, it's good, it's good.
We got that, we got all the cameras on.
Hey, we winning this whole thing, bro. I'm gonna warm up on the track real quick.
What? Wait!
What the fuck?
Who's ready for Jason to win?
I
Get some tears, bro
It's like you know what bro
Always been the underdog my entire life, bro
No one's here for me. They're always carrying me out. Everybody want to see me lose
Fine, bro. I live like this my whole life
It's time to win. It's time to be the best version of ourselves. It's time to beat this guy right here
Look who it is
Hey, he was getting lit at the Tariyami party last night. Why are we exposed?
Listen, I was gonna party last night. I'm fully hydrated. I'm fully ready for this. You didn't drink. You look hungover, bro
That was me bro. That was an anonymous person.
I literally saw you come in with your best mate.
That was me, that was anonymous.
No, it was definitely you bro. You're hard to miss.
You sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Sure.
Well how are you feeling today?
What? Why'd you...
Why not so far? You had not Tyler won.
Why'd you cut the sleeves off of yourself?
W20 gets him from anonymous.
That's who it's funny though.
It was funny. It was funny.
What happened to the solids?
What a fun time!
Yo, shut up!
Another one was with a 20!
Actually though, actually!
Team Canada looks sorry as hell!
Yeah!
You
Sorry man
I got
So bro as a matter of the entire crowd doesn't share my name as long as one does
That's who I'm doing it for a bro. Matter of fact, I'm about to give my jersey to one of these people after the game
I want to pick him up.
It's easy.
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
It's easy.
Go, go, go.
No.
He's easy.
He's not for no reason.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm downloading information right now.
I'm analyzing the...
Hey!
That's good, yeah?
Where I'm running?
Who y'all rooting for?
No!
Get it off!
Jason!
I'm rooting for you!
Hey!
Berser, y'all not rooting for it online.
I'm rooting for you!
I'm rooting for y'all!
OK, OK, keep up the help, please.
Oh!
I gotta go!
Wait, let me get my chest up.
Wait!
I gotta go!
Oh, what's up bro?
Hey, you look great.
Thank you, bro.
That's my form.
What's up?
That's my form.
We need a
start gun or something like that.
We need to test the action.
What's up bro? I'm gonna be right back.
It's a low start.
I don't know if I like the all four limbs on the ground start.
Like I might just start like this.
So you'll see Joe Barr start like that bro.
You have to do it too.
Yeah Joe Barr.
This ain't real bro.
Hey guys.
Now I gotta kiss you.
I gotta kiss you.
What are they?
You don't know how to explode. Where's Joe, bro? I need to ask him.
I do have a second.
You want me to do some rebel socials with us?
Some rebel socials? What am I doing?
We have Q&A, we have french grass,
I'm trying to touch grass.
All right.
Anything you want to do first?
No, I know how to do it.
Oh, wait, someone's doing it.
I'll go after her.
Okay.
Dude, this is not like Toucan.
Have you gotten us?
I'm about to
Little smaller dude
You you're livestreaming for sure
What the fuck does that mean bro? Look? I'm not gonna lie you you look strong, bro
But what do you even do to your team? What are you gonna show Joe today? You're racing. Yes. I'm racing wearing basketball shorts
That's how you gonna start wait. Don't even show him a proper place. Please. That's why I came over
I can't respect me.
I just want to...
I need help.
I need some help.
Yeah, bro.
Joe, what is the proper starting stance?
What is it?
The big thing is, everybody's going to be on your right, so you check for your right.
Start with your left then, right?
If you were to jump, you should try and do a layup.
What foot would you go off of?
Well, it depends.
I'm ambidextrous, so...
If I'm doing a left, I'm going to lift, and the left will go off.
Which foot do you think has more power?
My right foot, for sure.
I'm left-footed and I start like this, so it's really whatever it feels like.
It actually equates hand up.
The fuck, man?
Okay, yeah, you start off like this.
That's how coaches in high schools, when you're not paying attention, they push you,
and wherever you catch yourself, it's your front foot.
Oh!
I'm starting like this, you'll start like this.
And then you'll go down, and when they say set, you go like this.
And then go, you rip it.
But don't stand straight up.
When it's set, poke your ass up a little more.
Not that much, not that much.
Bring that foot in.
Now, place your foot like this.
No, start like this.
Like have your foot like this.
Joe's ass is more poke-up.
One back, and then like knee down.
Then you lean over.
And when they say go, shoot in a diagonal,
but keep your head down.
That's my form?
What's your ass so far in the air?
Yeah, too much, too much.
You said it, put it up.
Yeah, but a little bit, because before you were on the gravel,
and then you went to here.
Like this?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then we'll go back up.
You stood up too fast.
I think, Ron, it's like.
You're standing straight like four steps in.
Can you actually just stay standing and start?
Well, I don't know.
I'm not.
I wouldn't be all right.
You know, I don't want to track you for a minute.
Are you doing this?
Ooh, see.
Oh my god, bro.
His strides are good.
You're too short, Rob's too short.
You guys are good.
It's about strides.
Yeah, you want to be on the ground as little as possible.
Yeah.
OK.
I got this.
The more steps you take, the slower you're going to be.
Ah, fuck me, man.
Good luck, y'all.
I need to be tired, bro, and I need a lot.
Dude, the trivia thing is that I'm not going to be tired.
Hang on, man.
We have like a bunch of them.
Yeah.
Oh, somebody's in there.
find me
Start normally
Just go yeah
Lower you are you have to get up and that's gonna take longer so you start up for sure
I feel like yeah, I'm not a sprinter bro. Drag him these thank you for the five gifted
Well, you might as well have one of the girls run
Bro, you're not gonna win this.
That's your rich ass up, bro.
You're not even fucking kidding me.
I saw Joe fucking dart out, bro.
Joe's gonna finish first, sure.
But then, who's gonna get second?
That's up for grabs, bro.
That's up for grabs.
All right.
I could get second for sure.
Remember, high knees.
Come on, come on, who don't you?
I'm okay feeling good.
There.
You got a strong 4th or 5th?
Cool 4th place, not gonna lie.
Alright, I hate this joke.
Arky's kind of fair.
What number are you?
On your back.
I'm faster than Arky, bro.
That's it.
He's fast.
I'm Asian double zero.
Alright.
I'm Asian double zero.
Yo, I get it.
You're Asian.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm 99, but go up because...
You are number one.
Alright.
You want to pepper with us?
Alright, how do you do it?
Okay, so how?
You're having this.
And you want to aim to pick the ball here.
But when the ball comes, you want to try to get under it.
Okay, baby.
Yeah.
But not like, not too loud.
Like a solid stance.
That is why you're doing bull run right there.
Okay
What?
You're ass in the air your head on the ground
Bro, I just need to learn a song bro
Hit it up, hit it up, up
I'm sure, you sure, sure, sure
So like for me what I do is like I toss the ball in the air and I just
I'll take you to get it up
I'll just like this and
Oh
Hey, Kiera
No, no, no, that was a win, that was a win, oh god that was a win
Yeah, I need you to teach me how to serve because god doesn't know how to do it
does not do it. The service like this. Okay.
Who we being just hitting the net?
If agent run he's finishing last.
Are you running? Yes I'm running.
You actually run.
You just didn't run.
This part of your race.
I don't know if I get last, God killed me today, like, explode my heart, that's my confidence.
Who do you think is going to get last?
It's you, Zoe, Joe, Sakura.
What the fuck was that pan, bro?
Yo, yo, he's tweaking.
What?
Who the fuck was that pan?
No, he's just trying to get your thoughts.
Alright, wait, who again?
It's you, Joe, Zoe, Sakura.
nah he's doing that shit what is he doing I'm gonna be I'm gonna be top three
at least okay
Jason you want me to put it 40 times you're doing the hundred 40 time I run
four five wait can I try surf king
oh yeah for sure he's fat now
wait that's solid wait that's solid I'm coming different this year I'm coming
Fucking different.
You doing it underhand?
I'm doing it overhand.
That was in, that was in right?
Don't fool me, I'm not doing that. You say you're the vibe that's fine.
Hey, I might be one of the greatest.
Respect this.
Oh, you can see the last year.
this y'all you can't step in front of the line we won't we won't be chance to
know fun fact about Jason the Queen yeah here we go wait what's a fun fact and
the entire history of shima games Jason is never successfully served the ball
who's 0 for 4 that's a fun fact wait good luck bro good luck man
Yo, Fumi Lockhead!
Oh no!
Don't hear them listen to that shit.
He's lying, right?
He's lying, he's lying.
Fumi!
In here!
Yo, just do that!
I'm dead ass just going with...
Nah, I got him.
I got here, bro. No one ever told me to hit it right here here. I told me to hit it right here
And I'm kidding it every single time
Come on for me. Let me see though
There you go
Athletic bro, look at how those big jobs
My ass is small bro. He built it so nasty
What's everybody at man?
Let me do the touch grass shit.
Y'all gonna be bottom two? No hell no. Let's do it!
I'm feeling a little warm now. Is that Jinxie? Jinxie's doing touch grip. J's shoulders are
nice. What the fuck is on his shoulder? Oh, it's a thrift, it's a thrift.
How far did you think you could get? What did he get?
I got 30, that's us aggressive.
Oh, wait, you just put it in the glass?
Yes.
Yeah, I guess you put it in the glass.
Don't even try, young graph farmer.
Yeah.
I'm here.
You didn't touch the town.
What do you get?
20, 80, 60.
26, wait, that's 24.
Oh.
I bet.
5G, go up.
All right.
Stay in sheet.
You will take your body.
Six.
Six, no, no, no, no.
You'll take your body, and then you can stay in it.
Is there a camera on block?
Just whenever you go.
Yeah, this dude is about...
He said no shoes.
Yeah, like keep him on like what we do a quick
intro shot and that is your marker.
Marker. So that's wherever you leave that bag
that's your score.
So you're running with that.
Do you see he had 26?
Yes.
26?
That's unofficial.
No run style?
No, you do get a run style.
You'll dive and put this forward, and this bag is your score.
Oh!
Okay.
Safety spiel.
Go full speed.
So try and stop or get cute.
You'll get down and back, and that's worth it.
Okay.
I'm a little slow.
Where do I jump?
At the end.
You feel the tug, and when you can't go forward anymore, you dive forward.
I thought top right here.
Okay, got it.
Run full speed.
Full speed, at the end, dive forward for a better score, and then roll right down to the wall.
Stand center.
Real quick, what do you tell me his name and how far do you think you're about to get?
Jason, I'm probably gonna get, I'm gonna go for 35.
35, I'm touching grass.
35, I'm touching grass, looks like I'm gonna touch grass.
Ready?
Thank you.
I don't think I did it right, bro.
What did I get?
Did that count?
Yeah, you threw it forward, but yeah, 24, you did not beat it.
I know what I even do, bro.
What do I do, bro?
Let me try again.
Yeah.
You understand that in two directions?
Yeah.
All right.
Set.
Go.
No!
What's that?
Oh, my God.
No!
Rub it up.
What's that?
Oh my god!
No!
Rub it up!
Nice!
Good thing this is not part of the games, you know.
Not really the lengthy guy, you know.
True height is the biggest advantage.
Yeah.
Hey, kiddo, you bet it is?
Yeah.
Oh god.
Hey Katie, you gotta beat my record.
You gotta beat my record, Katie.
What was your record?
My record was 24?
24 and a half.
23 and a half?
23 and a half
If you didn't work that wrong, okay, I wasn't trying but the underdog my whole fucking life
Yeah, underdog my whole life
Let's see, Katie.
Yeah, let's see it.
With the camera behind us.
I mean, did that look good at least?
Or did that look unathletic?
I mean, you look normal.
You didn't look like you stood out or anything.
No, it's still grass yet.
uh yeah because y'all made it 30 feet
hey someone got to 28 though
who?
um, a person
who's tall
tall?
I think so
Joe Bartoloz
I think Joe is just like good at every sport
he wants to come back and like do it again so
alright Katie
if uh if if you beat 24 I'll get you a water
I'm not a player you know me
my name is Tiki
give me a dot when you touch me
and the brush
shit
I don't know what you're doing
let's see
she's just lanking her
oh shit
you got 28 I heard
I'll go
oh!
f**k
stop stop stop
you got so hot
you got 28
I got 28
what?
no no no
what did you get on that?
I got uh
I got
I got 28
who didn't got 28
You got a 27.
You got like 15.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I look like a 15.
No, they gotta fix the mats.
Yeah, it's the mats.
I think this is like just fucking like...
Katie! Katie! Try not to cheat!
What is this? Is this for YouTube?
Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna pee...
Well, it's not running right now,
but I'm gonna record the events I do and stuff from this.
Are you shooting?
I'm gonna go stream.
I actually gotta fucking start that.
Oh, oh, oh!
Hey!
A beater!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Hey Katie
You want me to 2034?
ha ha ha
That's what I do Katie
Call the people it's harder for taller people than us
Don't play
That's what I do, Berth
What do I do?
Eat a girl, Bro
You eat a girl, you eat a girl, why you can't eat her?
You're right, but it's a pain in the knee
The grass is going down, boy.
Boy.
Yeah.
Who does she think she is?
Girl, by the dust of her eyes.
Hey, what's good, y'all?
Let's win this whole shit, bro.
Brother, brother, brother.
You couldn't beat.
Yes, sir.
Y'all suck.
What happened?
uh after i got you i got you just just damn bro i'll order you
did i mug you did i mug marlin you fucking ruined this generation
Fuck you.
That's me.
Are you?
Listen, I'm making a tiktok. Do you want a race or not?
Right now?
Yeah, like a little bit.
If you don't want it, it's okay bro.
I feel like we should wait until the actual race.
Hey.
But, I'm down to do something else.
Maybe like a push up challenge or something.
Oh, yeah?
No, you're gonna win bro.
You wanna do push up challenge? I'm tiktok?
Whatever, I'll try.
Right now you need a tiktok?
Let's go.
Okay.
We're going to do a group competition with Jason The Wind.
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Ready.
Ok, you do it from the bottom and you do it from the top.
Three.
Wait, wait, wait.
How this works is so you can have either YG or your cameraman to say down, stay down
until he says up.
Ok.
I understand.
Ok, ok.
You can say up, down, up, down.
Ok?
Ok, like you can do it.
Ok.
Three.
Two.
One.
I'm not tired bro. I can do this all day.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down down down
I'm Captain International Bodies
I'm tired bro
I'm not headed bro
I got scared
Can you take a bantua in Frustrisen?
yeah
what does that mean?
I'm not gonna lie, I got a little scared, bro.
I got a little scared, man.
Who is it?
You want X or what?
Yeah.
No, they want to see you over there.
They're mega fans.
I wanted to tell you they're begging to see you.
I'll take that.
Yeah, see you gotta go over there.
Keep the guy waving his hand.
Okay, I'll go.
Go Ryan!
Alright.
I'm getting strings off a perk, what's going on?
What's going on?
I should tweak it, why'd you say tweak it?
What's going on?
It's like glitching.
What the fuck?
What?
I'll be right back, I gotta fix my string.
Wait wait, is it still fucked up?
fucked up? Whoa, does anybody know? They might be hot, I don't know, they're
scammers. They're hot. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where's my daddy? My dad! Oh, dad? I think he's at home.
Come on, buy me a piece of money. Brother? I need to be fucking...
Alright, if I win this whole thing, I'll buy you a piece of five.
Can I get a piece of money? Can I get a piece of money?
Good, guys. How y'all doing? Can I get a piece of money?
What is it Joe with him?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're getting out.
If you want to come to the car, say yeah!
Yeah!
You know what's up?
Let's go, dad.
I can't get up, what a f**k.
Get what the f**k?
You're getting out.
No, no, no, I'm not.
Y'all get it.
Y'all get it fried, bro.
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Good, boy.
Let me smoke.
Go!
All right, Joseph.
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I texted a word
Yes working
I mean it is overheated, okay, but it does feel pretty high
Okay, the client calls
I miss you twerking bro.
Hey twerking woes.
It's never happened before.
What's up Joe?
This is one of my first push up games.
What's your name?
Uh, Frank's player.
He's one of the people that's been in us.
The big guy.
You got to do that again, Sam.
I do. I do.
I feel like you could still win because you got to push up.
They're looking at it.
I always say it's cheating.
Scary
Well, no, but I'm saying like when you bench press are you not worried that you're gonna like snap your arm inward
On that bench press I think it's good. That's fuck. I've shorter arms
How did you get so smart
No
What the fuck does that have to do with me or something?
Why are you spoiling me?
No, no, I didn't mean to say that.
Yeah, you just said something like you're referencing things.
Only if you understood it, I'm not spoiling you.
You're going to enter my mind.
I just don't know what it's like to be trying to do what I'm doing.
you
Yeah, maybe like, open the gate and shit.
Ryan you do to stretch me out
What I do first
I just keep it.
I didn't bring my hands, Larry.
I was mine the only one that overheats, though.
Why do I always have a fuckin' T-shirt on?
Oh, it's not.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
It's my lifeline.
That's for you.
Everyone was crashing, that wasn't even your bag.
No, you said the bag was TBA, some shit.
You said my bag had issues, that's why I want to,
it was a receiver, not the bag.
The TBA was either, it's like, a terrible event for bears.
Where did she be, thank you.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that's fine.
It's a lean bag bag.
What the hell?
Oh, I'm sorry.
My TBA is overheated, man.
This is Jason DeWine in the Ice Bucket Challenge.
No, he's on.
Do not.
What do you want to nominate or not?
Do not!
What's your name, bro?
No!
Oh, my...
What the fuck is this?
I'm fucking...
What the fuck is this?
Don't look better?
No, he's not.
You're not?
Are you fucking TV overrated now?
I'm not!
I'm just talking about you.
You're not like that!
I think I'm talking about you.
He's not like that.
You're not like that.
I'm not like that.
He's not like that.
I'm not like that.
What are you doing evil TV you?
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm saying little as fuck now.
Hey!
Oh, I'm here.
You're always grabbing my dick.
Oh, you know, I broke the last one.
Bro, don't we get it? You're a superstar, man.
Super star, man.
This is good quality.
Here he goes.
Come on, let's go.
We gotta get out the shade, man.
We need to be with the sun.
Not even an hour in my TV,
you're the only one that overheated.
Yeah, why? Why is the-
I don't know, bro.
Whatever, bro.
This is no doubt as it goes.
Awesome!
I've wrapped cameraman for everybody.
I don't know, he's a slut, he goes around.
Hey, get the fucking angle, bro, that's your camera.
Jay, you want me to ulti-get?
Yo, yo.
You want me to ulti-get?
Yo, yo.
Jay, I got all right here.
There's a temple, it's you, me, you, Arky, Enzo, um, I think it's like, I do, and then
I don't know who else is running.
Enzo's athletic.
You get it.
You get to run a mile today on the staff.
Like wall, you're not running.
today
last row you're just gonna be arcing
Yo, I don't know what's going on, bro.
It's just fucking with my vibe, bruh.
Like, I don't know what we're doing.
We're back.
There is yellow.
How's the light?
It's back.
Okay, we're back.
Only person would have checked out.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I don't know why.
It's like, I think, bro.
I don't know why.
I said about the droid.
You can just hop on Ron or something?
6'2".
Type some bullshit in my chat again, bruh.
I'm not a bandit, guys.
Come on, chat.
I'm not a bandit, guys.
Come on, chat.
I'm out of and is not much just so you can just work and not type
Bro, I'm not playing with you no more bro. All right, stop fucking making tiktoks
So fucking doing all this bullshit. I've had sweet he got
Hey
Now but I think it's here right now, so I want to talk to hot would I know I would bro. I would
Yeah
No, you're not tripping my trip in nigga your TV you just died bro
I'm the only one who's phone everyone else got TV use bro. I got TV use on everybody's having fun
Everybody's out in the field and I got to be under a fucking umbrella
While being underdog my team. I'm sort of be warming up with one my legs up and shit. Tell everyone
off camera who's coming big fancy why no someone playing me your one-on-one
tournament I love it so much no so adorable
why don't you explain
I'll do a trip up
look at the games
can I try to make a confession?
what is this to do?
yeah yeah
let's do this
come on ladies and gentlemen
come up in the room
wait we haven't done this yet
do I have anywhere to come from?
a little like a
a little like
a little like a
a little like
Yeah, make sure the door is shut down, make sure the door is shut down, so I don't have to touch it.
I thought this was a plot, uh...
Okay, y'all, so today, um, we have Jason Nguyen,
and Steve Aronato.
Um, our confession, uh, what is it?
Today, something that you want to maybe go put into the end of the thing,
rock, thing, broadcasting.
Um, I, I don't want to confess something that I'm unholding here,
maybe in my heart.
I don't want to touch my fucking face.
I have nothing to confess, but I'm fine.
Listen y'all, um, I, I, uh, um, you got anything to say?
Um, and so, and if you're doing that, and the thing is then we're just gonna say thank you for everyone.
And if you want to do it, and for Team USA, and for Team Alumni, and for Team All-Star, and let's do it.
What is this right here? This is a towel.
It's actually nice in here.
That's what it is.
Yeah, that's what it is.
We can just do that, so leave the compression.
Oh!
I'd like to leave you. Listen, when they're doing all the games outside, why don't we just chill in here?
I don't like to start a stream on this and just put the stream up here.
We could get us put our engines in there.
That's a thing.
Oh, it says do not touch.
Bro.
Come on, y'all are cool guys.
I don't touch whatever y'all want.
Okay, okay, no bullshit.
Community.
Okay, no bullshit.
Y'all want to see a cool prank or no?
Yeah.
All right.
Read the sign.
You see what it says do not touch?
No, no, no.
Look.
Oh, yeah!
Shhh.
I'm busy.
I don't want to touch this.
Bro.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, he brought the door knob. Oh my god, he brought the door knob. No, it just came up
Oh
It's not opening.
It's like we have no choice.
Help! Help! Help!
The doorknob just came undone.
The knob broke dude.
What did you do?
We opened it and it just...
It's okay, it still works better.
Yeah, it was a push bro.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Jason was touching the laptop.
No, he touched it.
He touched it.
This side.
Oh, good for this.
That's refreshing.
It's refreshing.
Woo!
Hi!
Hey Jerry, I got you.
What is your number?
I don't know. How are we going?
Hey Jerry, you're at the turnip as you can't get for sick.
You can't get for sick.
Oh, Google.
It went in.
It went in, bro.
You're not like that.
You give me the gold?
Yeah.
Bro, what do you think you are?
What the fuck?
Hey, wait in, bro.
What do you think you are?
Wait in.
Your fur?
Yeah.
Bro, let's go to see like two times.
Marky, you want to shoot?
Yeah, where do you go?
Do you want to go?
Wifi?
It's been fine, right?
But, yeah.
Like the fries.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Put on wifi.
What are you doing?
Put on wifi.
What are you doing?
Put on wifi.
What are you doing?
Put a watch on.
That's a shout.
It's cute.
Let's go back to it.
Alright, yo, mate, are you ready?
Alright, mate.
Good, one more, give me one more.
It's all the time you're walking on.
We want.
I'm right there.
Oh!
Get out of here!
Hey, give me one more!
Come on!
What do I do?
This is what I do!
There you go, goalie.
go I'm from the gay I'm from the gay we like that bro fucking like
Manchester United legend I don't know ball bro never the hair the gay you don't get the gay
If you dust me, I'll keep you in the car with me.
What's your name, believe me?
My name is Alistair.
Do you actually?
Yes, I do.
You, President Brown, Charles, and all the other people.
Damn, that's funny.
It's not more than half.
Do you want to race me?
What's up?
I'm out of dust.
I bet.
I'll say after a friend who wants one, he didn't get the right one.
All right, who on the beach?
Who on the beach?
The man, he's my hero!
Yes, I'm on the right.
What if he wanted that I'm gonna do it?
He's one of you.
I've got some one of you.
Where are we racing to?
You want a white shirt?
Okay, one on the white hand.
White shirt on the white hand.
Okay, we can go back.
What is that?
You can choose where it is, you can choose where you are at.
Alright, so let's say go, 3, 2, 1, go.
Ready?
3, 2, 1, go.
All right, I bet wait what?
You see the WG it's like in the chat mad movies mad movies a mushroom mad
No try to live you G no shit. Yeah, I got it
Whoo
Like yo, why are you running? I'm fast on my team bro. I
I don't know what that says for my team, but...
You don't have to have a little more pepier step against Joe.
How did my form look down?
Looked good. Looks solid.
Strides? I remember long strides. That's what I did.
I feel like I've performed... Where's everybody at?
Go where?
A locker room, about to be the opening ceremony.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
A bunch of trash cans.
It's yellow. It just turned red a little bit now.
Yeah, I have a TVU, but that shit turned into a fucking Resident Evil box.
Dude, where did this joke originate from, bro?
Originally, uh, it was cooking pizza with a yana and it looked like Resident Evil 4.
Ever since yana, I've loved Resident Evil 2.
Did you play Resident Evil? It was actually a really good game.
I might. I might. Is it actually Resident Evil 7 2 or hand-drawn, bro?
Is it a story mode?
Story mode, campaign vibe, um, rape for the game, cookies as well.
It's good, bro.
It's good.
Resident Evil, have you played all seven of them?
No, I actually skipped the 7th.
So you were potentially like 5th at all?
Cause I know everybody's big guys, Leon or Leon.
I'm gonna talk about Larry.
You're the king of Larry.
Okay.
Dude, you larped the World Cup.
I didn't larp, I larped.
No, you larped.
Oh, you had 17 jerseys and two leaps, bro.
Alright, you larped Messi.
Okay, quiz me.
Messi.
Quiz me on football, bro.
Okay.
Continue.
Okay.
When I was 8 years old,
What's your favorite color?
Uh, FC Barcelona.
Okay, FC Barcelona, okay, who is MSN?
Uh, Messi, Suarez, Neymar.
No, we both have bar now, it's fine.
There's no point in this.
Dude, when I was eight, bro, I wore number 10 for Messi, bro.
No one's warping shit.
I actually, my password up until 12th grade of high school was Messi and then my year of birth.
Are you serious?
I'm so serious.
I leaked it all through you.
So why didn't you cheer for Messi?
Oh, well, it's hard with you.
You were cheering for, like, everyone besides him.
Because I didn't want to back to back every single win, you know what I mean?
That's fair, I guess.
I wanted to see France win.
You know, I feel like Mbappe, bro.
You already won.
Mbappe already won.
I did win already, but to see another France win would hit.
You know what I want to do win?
He did it.
I want to see England win.
Yeah, because they've been saying it's coming home for like 60 years from now.
So it'd be cool to see that happen.
That would've been a lecture.
I would've probably left for London and then celebrated with B's on Tose of the Legendaries.
So unbiasedly where would you rank your teams? Would you put your team in the top three?
Um, unbiasedly, um, statistically and logically speaking, I would definitely say probably last place.
But!
You wouldn't? No.
Over, no.
It's me?
Dude, I know the last place scheme but I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
Nope, I'm not gonna say it.
But I know who's gonna get last place.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I'll text you.
Text me.
Actually no, I'm good, I'm good.
No, they're like a top three team okay well top three is probably France you
France USA International those are top three teams.
And then, huh?
I don't know who's gonna get last.
No, viewers.
I didn't say Canada.
Canada is that bad?
No, Canada has Dante.
He's strong, he's strong.
Dante has put his entire adult and childhood into, something like that.
Mexico.
I would have them in like, nah, they could sock the world, bro.
I'm doing like a NBA interview right now.
They could sock the world.
So what about us?
Where are we?
You guys are like top, you guys are like bottom four, bottom four team.
I think, you guys are like bottom three.
Okay, who's the best player on my team?
Dude, I think you.
Wait, me and your team again?
B, field drop, Mr. Keem, Kiara, and Flutepeam.
Mr. Keem was taking pens earlier, he looked good.
I'd say you were Mr. Keem.
Keem, he said he's an archer, bro.
I think he might be Mr. Keem.
Wait, what events are you gonna do?
Hunter meter, and I'm gonna ride a bull,
but they're giving it for board drop.
I was gonna do that one, but Maury wanted to be like.
Okay, then maybe I'll do a cube toss.
Or pens, I'll do the goalie.
You're probably the strongest on your team.
Yeah, well friends they have a fucking dead bandolus.
Dude I know if that guy loses I'll be shot.
There's no way.
Cause I'm pretty sure he's gonna throw it like three times so it can't even like
three times.
Like all the preparation.
There's an USA up first.
I don't know where they're at.
Are they in there?
I need USA.
Where are they?
Like who just impacted?
Yes of course.
I don't know.
I don't know if we have one or three.
I think it's just like one throw all for one.
It seems it's time to take lead Jinxing cause what else do we do?
At least be the leader.
No, dude, I think team leader honestly the person who's taking this the most serious is like Joe. I'd say Joe
He's not even screaming. No, Joe. He's walking like Joe was like texting me about strategies
I just have no bit right so I have to stand right here
I feel like I'm supposed to stay in Israel.
I feel like I'm supposed to stay in Israel, though.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm supposed to stay in Israel, though.
Really?
But you can't go in and stuff.
We can exit to see you?
Uh...
We'll know if it's over here.
It's up to you.
What do you want to do?
Whatever.
This should work for the next hour and a half until I get the new TVU and then I'm going to set up the new TVU.
Yeah.
I think it's still running.
We are live.
We're live.
We are at Streamer Games 2026. Thank you all very much for coming.
Oh, shit. We're in the way.
Thank you, everyone.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
Go, go, go!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Mr. Nice Guy is gone!
Come on!
We got K and G here.
Yo, John!
Yo, Bill!
Hey, Bill!
Yo, John!
Yo, girl!
Hey, let's do it!
What's up?
How are you breaking a sweat, I see?
I'm sweating.
I'm in a real shape, man.
You can't stay behind.
Jason, good luck.
What am I doing tomorrow?
You're gonna do gold.
I bet that.
Put your up.
You're gonna have to win.
I'm so a bit of my strength.
What do you think?
I'm so a bit of my strength.
Oh you got the ink jacks.
Everybody come to the top of the ramp.
Oh, tell him come to the top of the ramp.
Tell him come to the ramp.
Oh, 60.
Make sure you do the ink jack swapping.
Wait Ludwig, please.
Keep walking, keep walking.
I'm walking!
I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking first.
Team USA is considered a big win.
I want to first ask you this.
You're not team UK, bro.
They say top of the ramp.
Who, the soul?
I feel like you're the soul.
He's the soul.
I feel like you're the soul.
Wait, who's going third?
Oh, I think...
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'll be right back.
Hey, you got him up, dude?
Where's our team down?
You got him up?
It's not real?
It's real.
Oh, it's fake.
It's fake.
Only bread and croissant.
Let's go.
I'm not going to go.
Let me go.
I'm not going.
Let me go.
I just had the best for laughs.
I didn't say yo YBG.
You do this thing when you can, huh?
Are you serious?
Let's do it bro.
Let's go, right?
No, we're so nervous.
Okay, y'all, we don't want to watch.
We don't want to watch the game or y'all want to watch.
We don't want to watch this week because we're the last.
They say we're the last.
We're the last.
I'm gonna talk the most shit, he's actually like...
Really?
Yeah, he's like, uh...
Everybody says we're the lobbyists, dude.
Really?
Oh yeah, it's two both, two both.
Two both.
We got both? Yo, 60, do we get both on the screen or like what?
What are you doing on the screen?
No...
How do you do the last two?
Yeah, just say your name.
That's the last two, bro.
I just had to start again.
I mean I don't think they let me stay with them now.
Right now but...
I'll just go back to the rest of the game.
Thank you Beth.
I think we're going to go to the top next round.
It's not good 60 Beth.
Alright...
We're going to take the pace.
Where is that?
You have them.
No, let me out.
You got a wrong answer.
I'm going to be all good.
I can't do it.
I got to go now.
I'm not going out.
No, I can't.
I can't go out.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm canceling.
No, I can't do it.
They never forget it.
She kind of looked on the phone at it.
I can't.
I can't do it.
She raised her whole event.
Sorry, S.T.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Good office.
You can do it.
Where's our team at?
You're our team, Steve!
Bro, I look like a... I look like a...
I look special.
I look special or is it cool?
Put the headphones?
You do honestly...
You genuinely remind me of a kid I used to go to Swirlow.
You have to keep your eyes on him.
On or off?
Or walk off.
Is there a finisher with your mic?
I don't have a mic.
I'm with this.
I mean, Boardjump has a lot of cyber-clubs to care for, all the fans.
Yeah.
Wait, so I'm gonna be online, you have to wear it.
Okay, I'm gonna use the bathroom, I'm so sorry.
I'm here.
Wait, I don't need this bathroom.
Oh, you want it?
Dang, there's black pants.
I mean, we're sparking in black.
That was crazy.
No, it was like a little thingy match.
Oh, yeah, we don't match, but it is what it is, it's so good.
Right, I'm not like that.
That was pretty much.
We left.
Oh, yeah, we got time.
I have to do this, I do it.
Oh, they gonna give me the flag? I bet.
I'm the heart of the team, I bet.
Hey, hey, snap. This one's for you, bro.
Hey, hey.
I want to represent the Schumer University.
We win this shit, we go to Europe.
Hey Dean, I know you're watching right now.
And then, I got this.
This one's on me.
We got this shit.
Yo, Dean Stenets watching.
Really?
Dean Stenets watching.
Yeah, I represent.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's you.
Hi.
What's our cake sign?
S-U-L-E-S-R.
What is that?
That looks like a whole new waterfall.
What?
Wait, what?
S-U-L-E-S-R.
Okay, so when we go out, we don't go like this.
Look, we eat in the water.
We don't go like this.
S-U-L-E-S-R.
Wait, what's that?
S-U-L-E-S-R.
I don't know this one, man.
Oh, like this?
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait, where'd you find those,
sir, from my friend's wall?
Oh yeah.
Oh, thank you so much, Chloe.
What the hell?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Love it.
He bought that for me!
He's getting another one, bro.
Bro, that's my PDA, man!
Oh, wait, actually,
hang on, you gotta check him, bro.
I didn't have to take that.
That's your PA?
The dead ass is saying the best for last,
which means we're going to get the lattice tubes,
because we're underdogs, so everybody wants to see an underdog story.
Everybody, everybody wants to see an underdog story, everybody wants us to win, the crowd might erupt.
You're just a dog, I'm a dog, I'm an underdog, I'm all the above, facts.
I hope you know it, yo, Life of Cheese is gonna be a fucking long day today.
I'm gonna catch a nice team, bro.
We're gonna be winning every event.
I'm excited.
This isn't your story.
This is my story.
This is my moment.
through doubt and through hate. We're gonna win this whole thing, Wardrobe.
Oh, you're holding the flag Wardrobe?
Hi, man. What's our dance?
Ride the flag, we're not holding it.
What does that mean?
Maybe it's like, how do you ride the flag?
Like the Harry Potter flavor?
I'm scared.
Oh, I saw the video you went to park.
What's up?
Did you hear a demon call?
Really?
Go ahead.
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from?
Brazil.
Oh, here it is.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, I was in Brazil.
Tyler.
Huh?
Tyler.
Uh.
Tyler.
Go.
Go!
Jason!
Hey, what's your phone name?
Jason's not a name.
Really?
Yeah.
What's your phone name?
It's hard to put it on.
It's hard to put it on?
Yeah.
What's yours, Jason?
Wait, so wait, where do you get Jason and me?
Like, you watch the Spider-Man?
What's Spider-Man?
It's not like what we like.
Uh, no, my last name's Prince.
Oh.
So you watch Spider-Man though, right?
I think I want to watch him for the X.
No, my last thing is twins.
So, you are fighting me though, right?
I think I want to watch the 40s.
Probably good.
Did I watch the 40s?
I didn't watch the 40s.
I mean, I think 80s.
I mean, 30, 40s.
Viva, viva.
D-I-V-A-D.
Yeah, these are the pictures.
I sound like Slade.
I'm scared, Gordro.
I feel like you're the heart of this team.
Really?
For themself?
I'm playing everybody together.
You?
No, yes, you do.
You have the power.
We're everybody together.
You have that power.
You see the leap.
You're on the feeder.
You got a bigger impact.
So you're going to hype me up, okay?
Yeah.
Don't point it like Jason's.
Use that hype or hype.
Hype.
I'll taller than you.
You taller than you?
I'm taller than you.
I don't know how to tell you.
Look at the story I've seen.
And you're out.
I'm not here to tell you.
I don't mean that in life.
I bet. I bet. I'm sitting in the toilet.
I'm not here to tell you.
You know that man, though?
Don't think that poppy got in the end.
What are you talking about?
You're the brand new part of the brand, Scott.
You're a channel.
Well, why are you trying to call me dad at you?
They got Chad.
I'm talking about, y'all.
My Chad has people in the shoes of France guys.
Look, here's Chad's stuff.
They got hard guys, bro.
What are you talking about, sir?
You're trying to get the shit out of me.
No, it really takes out a little bit of you.
No, it doesn't.
None of us can be in the shoes.
Wait.
I need more of them.
They don't know you, son.
Brother.
You better win this whole season.
Jason has 14 U.K. no offense.
Brother, whatever, bro.
It's like supporting Argentina in a World Cup.
Like, they're most likely to win and France.
But nobody wants to see them win, bro.
Alright, England. They're a bit of an underdog.
But we're like England in the World Cup.
They're a mad potential.
We have the ability to win.
But sometimes we're not always there.
We're going to make sure you're on that.
No, no, it's just like a transition.
So we're just posing out for this TikTok.
It's just like a transition TikTok.
All right, then.
And then we're just, like, over front.
All right, then, over front.
You hold that.
It's just like one, two, three, four, five.
Yeah.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Eight, nine, ten.
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh wait, I don't know what they're doing.
Oh, they're posing up?
Yeah, they're posing like this.
Your arms look really strong today.
They said two?
They're trying to say Matt, buddy.
They look good Matt, buddy.
They said this team got it.
You know what they mean by that?
Yeah.
What's that mean?
I'm going to say some underdog story.
Yeah, no, no, no, it will be an animation like this called, um...
Right?
Yeah, it's gonna prove everybody...
You don't believe in us?
I believe in us.
I believe in everybody in this team.
Why are you saying it so slow?
Do we just get the stick tug on like we're gonna walk out?
Jason, you look good today.
Can you hear me, Pat?
I don't know why I said that. They said it's small.
I'm scared. Which one are you eating?
I hate it.
Uh, the middle and the upper.
I'm running off a rebel. This is being raised.
They said game tasting was so fine.
At least in my personal opinion.
Game tasting was so fine in one person.
His face card never looked like it.
He never said that.
Oh my God, look, Matthew, go find your team.
Oh my God, it's really Matthew.
Matthew, Matthew.
They said, stand free.
Stand for practice on the whole team.
Hey, wait till we walk out.
Oh, yeah, wait until we walk out.
Oh, yeah.
I'm ready.
How many more?
Oh my God.
I'd like you to get a boxing tour man. I would have flexed somebody up in here.
I'm not famous here.
What are you talking about?
I'm not famous here.
What are you talking about?
I'm not famous here.
What are you talking about?
What?
All stars are ahead of us.
We're showing them the lock.
Last year.
What's going to happen this year?
I don't know. I'm going to try my absolute best.
I'm going to feel a little scared about it.
What are you scared about?
You're running it? Yeah, I'm running it.
And are you going to sit down and lie down?
Yes, sir.
Are you going to sit down and lie down?
Uh, probably lie down.
That's not bad, though. Pick up the phone now, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Stretching, crap.
I want to win.
I'm remembering all problems.
Okay.
Winning for the five that lost.
Five team.
We're good off that, bro.
We're good off that, everybody.
I work out there I was the star athlete there's this guy
there's no drinking water unless we win an event okay
I don't fucking shit as damn who I am!
I'm just calling down, it's on the fucking phone.
Oh my god, this is AC in here, bro.
Oh, here we go.
We need to, we need to, whoa.
Captain AC, are you, are you the team captain?
Yes.
Round up the troops, bro.
Bro, it's called using your brain.
I know you don't want to use that often,
but it's called using your brain.
Stay inside AC.
Brother, this is the right time.
We're going to be in that heat.
Chemistry issues already?
Bro, we're both Asian.
We're fine.
Bro.
Okay, come back to the white guy, yeah?
I have nothing to do with you.
Come on, bro. Round up the troops, count.
Bro, you ripped those swords?
I'm gonna be honest, I'm going to do it everywhere in my body.
But, I just need to just...
You gonna win the race?
Bro, I'm gonna try my best.
No, that's an L mentality already.
No, it's not. I'm a realistic guy.
Alright, Joe Bartolozzi, I'll be real. He's probably winning that whole shit.
Second place?
You glazed him, bro.
Bro, take off your shirt and run the race.
I'm telling you, attribute boo long, bro.
Obsessed with me being naked.
Not naked, just your shirt off.
Just take off your shirt and your attribute booze, bro.
You get plus five attributes on every single spat line.
I mean, maybe.
Do it, bro.
They say retweet, bro.
You can't get a kajari in it going on.
Do you believe me, bro?
I don't think that comes with me now.
Where's our team at?
I need a render for trumps.
Can I get your cards?
No.
What is this?
Oh, they mean...
Oh, they mean cards?
Yeah.
Where's your other card?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, this is the two of them.
Oh, yeah.
Two of them.
I don't even know they know any cards for us.
What is this for?
I don't know.
But what?
I just caught me a pudding cup.
Gotta do something at this event game.
Maybe get a couple of others.
You're disgusting.
Listen to that scene.
Fucking gunshot.
Hello?
Who's that?
Come back to my walking fridge.
It's just like hostile.
Yo, what are you doing?
Yo, you ready?
Okay.
I'm ready.
You caught your sneeze.
It's just all these fucking weapons.
Fucking.
Wait, turn this off.
Are you impressed?
That's actually pretty good.
I have no sleep so...
I think they put a beauty filter on my stream today.
Seriously.
It's crazy.
Can you see me?
You know what your best quality is?
What?
You are so confident.
You are just, you just walk out of the house and you are mad confident.
It's just like a bad candy company.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey, what was up?
You got a beauty filter on yours?
I know you bought your filters.
No, I actually sent mine to on purpose.
You ready?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
You ready?
Let's go.
Oh!
Alright, we're not ready yet.
Hey, hey!
Team alumnus!
Hey, hey, team alumna!
We got a red one! We're gonna have our tea come here.
Chiara, pull up!
Wait, wait, what's the time for me to go down?
We're harmonizing, ready?
Yes, we're harmonizing.
What's this?
This is Team Ken.
Are these trading cards?
Uh, I found you, dude.
I'm not here to read my chat.
Hey, listen, y'all. Listen, listen, listen.
All right, let's do it.
No, we need some type of speech.
We're the team with the most chemistry. We spent an entire week together. Okay, we spent an entire week together at Stremu University.
We were all grinding. We were putting in work. We were live pretty much 24-7. Okay, we are built different. We're different than all these other teams.
I mean, all of y'all are locked in. Okay? We don't do this for Dean Snap. We don't do this for Stremu University. We don't lock in.
And Jason you taking your shirt off for 100
Taking sure off 100 meter dad
Locking tomorrow food meat. You better carry your volleyball Kiera. You've been build the best damn airplane
You're pretty good. All right, everybody put your hands in
I said it on three. Yes, bro
Let me tell y'all something. The statistic, we are in last place in every category.
I know I shouldn't.
Alright?
What?
We're in last place in every category, statistically speaking.
No we're not.
No no no.
Statistics.
That's what Lola said.
Not everyone.
Like people voted for us and we're last in every category.
We're under-restaminated.
Okay, that's fine.
Everyone loves a hunter dog.
That's the same thing.
I'm a spider-man.
It's okay.
Well, we have to finish strong here.
Damien, that's fine.
Wait, you're starting it off.
We're doing 100 meter first?
Yes, that's the first one.
Strong.
It's the first one.
I'm gonna rip it.
You got a second.
I'm not broke.
Plus five attributes, bro.
Good trick.
Shoot, what are we?
We're the last team going out.
I'm engaged.
No, to the field.
Did you stretch it out?
We are not the weakest team.
Did you stretch?
Let me get my hits. Let me get my hits.
Sorry.
What are you fucking doing here?
You just fucking rip this.
Fuck this, thunder thoughts.
Stop playing with me.
Just 100 meter dash, musical chairs, paper airplane toss, or a pretty strapped and long
legs. Half time is in between paper airplane toss and arm through.
What's next? Are there some musical chairs?
Musical chairs is, yeah, box people out. Don't be nice, don't be nicer.
Not on the EDLibs.
Musical chairs? Get the seats on the chair first.
So it's your ass off the chair first?
No, it's my chair.
We're going to the chair, so it makes sense for us.
We do, we do have a short team.
Yeah, we're closer to the ground.
Short ass.
Bro, stand up right now, bro.
You're not even taller than me.
What?
What are you saying?
Hey, bro.
No, we're not, bro.
I'm trying to try this.
I'm trying to.
And I'm not helping that average in any way.
No, I'm not.
All right, one more.
Oh, hey, what's up?
What's up? Get that flag.
Lock in, y'all. Lock in.
Carl, let's go.
Okay, I'm back.
And what is your expectation for yourself?
Are you hoping to be caring?
Are you the vibes of the team?
What's your job?
It's time.
We'll kill finish.
I'm sorry.
You're already with the testicle.
Dude, I see ya.
We got this.
We're gonna have to put the flag like run with it.
You're gonna run?
All right, yeah, you're gonna run.
You're gonna go stand next to where all the stars are right now.
You're gonna go there before he calls you.
Okay.
So there's one more way to spot it.
You're gonna run, Virgil?
You're gonna run the front of them.
All the way to front of the front.
But you'll run from the actual, you don't need to run from the actual.
I'm not taking my fucking shirt off.
Yes he is, yes he is.
Yes you are, bro.
In the middle of the race, if you lose him, take it off.
And then you win.
I will not be the last.
Let's give it up for Demi!
Alright, tell everybody where you're from.
You're both from Nigeria, but what do you put in there?
Let's see.
You, I don't know where you're from.
I feel like my glasses, they can see it on my face.
I'm gonna take these off after this
I love you, I need it, it helps a lot
You wearing contacts? Do you have glasses?
No, I have glasses, I don't need one
I have glasses, so I gotta take them off anyway
I'm gonna get some shit
You have no chance of that
Bro, I've been feeling this
I feel like Taz got a trip, bro
Yo, here's the thing though, we just need placement points too
So no matter what, you still gotta go all out, bro
all now bro.
Bro, honestly it's just, it's just so fun, right?
I bet we could trip, we never know.
Maybe we'll put his hands up.
We never went to town.
We are bro, that's what I'm saying.
Listen, we survived Diamond Jam.
We did, we did.
All right, me and you, we survived bro.
If we could do that, we could do anything.
We did, we, me and you.
Right, we did this shit
Yeah, you know what? You guys can look at the sources.
Something out of the way. Change them all.
Get that out.
All stars.
All stars is next.
All right.
All kinds of fun.
Go.
All stars are already nice.
I'm so focused.
You're gonna get that.
We're gonna go down until we all go up.
A couple of spots left.
This one, you might recognize that all people I competed
in is Shurena.
A-60s.
Flip it.
Here we go.
Let's see who we block.
Walk over the stands.
Alright alumni, let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, that's a big crowd.
That's our brother.
Hey guys, you can't just do nothing in here.
Hey, we all hold hands when we come out.
What's up with him?
He's like this?
You're going to kill us.
What do you think?
He's going to be strong.
What do you think he is?
What are we doing?
This show is over for you.
We're not even going.
We're going to work.
We're hanging out here.
Where is the last team?
Once he's done, he's going to say Team Alumn 9.
Team Alumn.
Okay.
Run out there.
Talk to Ludwig, and you two.
You guys are good team.
You can hang out with them.
You can go up and win this.
You have to hang out with them.
Okay, I'm going to play.
This is the last game.
You can go up with them.
Wait, you don't have to punch this lightly.
I'm gonna walk this.
That's cool.
Tom, walk me.
This sound makes me cry.
I'm gonna walk you.
Did that work?
This is gonna be okay.
Here we go, man.
This is so easy.
They're just our two guys in class.
I mean, it's a lovely smile.
Yeah, it'll work. It'll work.
Yeah, I get it back.
Oh, you have a phone?
You have a phone?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this is the cheaper version of a backpack.
It's also in the cheap version.
That's a nice thing.
Yes!
You got the fridge, you know what I'm saying.
I'm giving Olympics.
He's zoning in.
What the fuck was that?
Don't they do that?
Who the fuck does that?
They begin right in front of you.
No.
Okay, we team alumni.
So we can do national kind of too.
Everybody here from America.
Yes, I'm American.
American. I wasn't even talking about, I wasn't even talking about just looking like, what are you talking about?
I'm scared. They said Rampol. Everybody got an Oscar. No, this all sort of team is smart. There's a lot of teams that are smart.
Um, you know, one of the things you're practicing for is to keep going.
To keep going.
Mom, I know you're trying hard to do that.
You have to help your mom.
Thank you.
Um, and also, our team can't stand here.
Wow!
Yeah.
So, we're gonna keep them in school.
That's what you're saying?
Yeah.
We're gonna keep them in here.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
It's time. It's time.
Out the line, you guys.
Oh, out the line?
No, mine's doing the interview.
Like, it's just saying. It's about three years time around.
I think mine is special segmented.
We got this. We got this.
W animals.
What do you mean, I'm not gonna go first?
Yeah.
You don't want some?
No, I don't.
You hear that, Mac, though?
What does that mean?
That Mac?
What do you mean, Mac?
She went to this girl and took pictures and mixed them up and she said, you hear that,
Mac?
I didn't see that.
We don't have to say for you, Payton.
Really?
What's it for you, Payton?
I didn't see that. We don't have to say for you pain
Really? What's your favorite game?
I feel like you're a super card.
No, I don't like cards.
Really?
Mine is like...
It's time, y'all.
Mine is just a streamer.
Really?
What's your favorite game?
I have to go back.
You know what I'm saying?
I would pick my favorite students and I would invite them to streamer games.
That's exactly what I did, guys.
Can we make some noise?
For Team Alumni, give it up, everybody!
All right!
Come on through, who's my captain, who's the captain of the squad?
Give it up for the valedictorian, Mr. Keys!
Stop everybody, stop everybody!
Talk to him, Mr. Keys, what's going on?
Listen, we are ready to prove everybody wrong, okay?
We just came back from Schumer University.
We went and changed our lives out there, and we're ready to prove to everybody that we
can win Schumer games.
Well, I like what you're saying, prove everybody wrong.
For some context, if you guys don't know, there's a viewer prediction that you can do
at SchumerGames.dg.g.g.slashpredict.
And you guys were predicted to be the lowest placing squad overall.
Jason Nguyen, I want to hear, how does that make you feel?
Is that a chip on your shoulders?
That's demoralizing?
Listen, we have always been the underdogs.
The stats, I don't care about the stats.
It's what we do today.
That's all that matters.
Listen, we have strength, chemistry, grit, and determination.
And that's all we need to win.
We're taking this home, baby.
Let's do this.
Yes!
I've heard a lot of things that your team has.
Strength, grit, determination.
Everyone, Wardra wants to hear, what are you bringing?
I don't really, I can't say what I'm bringing
cause I'm really bringing sad class
and I'm gonna be walking fast.
So I know that four, five minus four is one.
So we finna get first place, second, no, third, no,
fourth, no is first for us, but like I said,
we got chemistry boom, we were stuck.
And if it's up then it's stuck.
So we in here, and we finna get number one boo.
It ain't number two, number three.
That has some pretty big talk.
Who me being, what are you bringing into this squad
to secure that first?
You know what?
They don't know this, but they call me the tiny but mighty.
And we're used to be underdogs.
We're used to being underdogs.
I'm gonna stop you.
Who calls you that?
Okay, but everyone, you know.
Like a barista at a coffee shop, they'll say that.
Of our height average, okay?
There's not rumors, you guys average five foot five.
Let's just go ahead and do it all.
No, I don't know.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying.
For reference, people watching at home, I'm five eight.
No, you are not.
Just forever now, I'm five foot eight.
I'm eight, you're five.
You might notice.
So you're tiny, but mighty, maybe the smallest average height,
but don't underestimate us.
That's what you want me to do with it.
Don't underestimate us.
All right, I'd like to hear that get up for Fumi B.
And finally, here I talk to them.
What's going on?
You know, I think I bring the whimsy.
I bring the aura, I bring the positivity here.
And you know what?
Everybody loves an underdog.
We love an underdog story.
So guess what?
We don't need to say no more, we just gotta show you.
That's good.
Ooh.
All right, well guys, give it up for Team Alumni, guys.
Go enjoy the shade.
That is all of our teams here competing today.
The show's gonna go very quickly.
We're gonna do three games.
We have a half time, three more games.
Let's see if we can do that.
Do that, Mac, though.
You better win the whole thing.
That's it.
You better win the whole thing.
You like that one.
You like it?
Do it and see it, man.
Congratulations on your first.
I'm first?
I bet.
Hey, hey, Ron.
You're running first?
I'm running first, yeah.
I bet.
Are you running?
Yeah, I do.
Anybody done, buddy?
Hey, how are you feeling?
It was good, it was good.
How did you sneak in here, man?
I don't fucking sneak in here, bro.
I'm gonna back off.
Come on, hit him, hit him, hit him.
We're all done, not again, bro.
There's no way you're gonna be running off red bulls again, bro
You have any water?
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna be ready too
Oh, yeah, I got you
There you go, bro
Hey, it's time for a hundred meter, baby!
Time for a hundred meter, baby!
Yo, shitty eyes, gay!
I know.
Fuck!
How you doing?
I'm not doing much.
I stepped into the glass six years ago.
I'm trying to get him to support me.
Stand on the sideline.
Ah, fuck!
Come on, Max.
Come on.
You want this? It's cool. I'll have one of them, I'll fuck you.
You need a high trade, bro. You want me to hold it?
What?
Can I go?
Fuck.
Hey, I'm a little nervous, bro.
You running?
I'm running.
Damn, water buoy!
Huh?
They really got you as a water boy
Alright, bro, hold my phone
I'm not taking my shirt off, bro!
It's my day, bro!
Get the rocks down!
Yo, you are ass!
Take your shirt off!
I'm not taking my shirt off, bro!
We're gonna win, don't worry.
Hey, Joe!
Hey!
Wish me good luck, boys!
Alright, I'm a plaster angle, so you guys have better zoom.
There's so much to say about these ads.
This shirt's going to be so nice.
Everyone behind is ready.
There's you, guys!
In general, on things like that.
And if you're from New Jersey, in the chat, leave.
But that's that's neither here nor there, but they're getting ready for a hundred hundred meter dash
This one is a little contentious because I think it's one of the most athletic ones
So it's like Joe Bart is talking in the discord
And I'm really impressed because they have
Who is it?
I did talk to one of the competitors from Team Mexico, Artee, he said, he demanded a top three finish and he's got his eyes on Joe Barton said, if the wins are favorable, I think I can track him down.
Oh my God, we're getting into it right now. So here's the lineup. Jason throws his glasses away.
Are we going to be calling it live? We're going to send that back down to the big boys.
I don't know. We'll see. Look, if we're here, we're commentating it.
Look at Joe's, look at his muscle!
There, come on!
He's ready to go!
So, reputations are on the line on the 100 meter dash.
The signature event of the Summer Olympics.
Who is going to reign supreme?
What is his name, too?
Renenzo from Nigeria.
That was the most aura in an announcement I've ever heard,
but we're gonna go down to the field with Stens,
and he's gonna call this one off.
Let's go.
Go!
[(crowd cheering and applauding)]
Jason Dewey, same over and on though.
Lydia Byland, finally, Shakura,
walking down eighth place.
Oh my God.
What?
I told you!
You pushed me on my leg!
Who pushed you on your leg?
Chris!
What the fuck?
I told you!
You should have taken it!
Damn!
What the fuck?
And...
That was the first place.
Let's go talk to our winner.
Give it up!
What did I play?
What's up?
What did I play?
What did I play, bro?
Come on, try.
Another try.
You got like fourth fifth, bro.
You got like fourth fifth.
If you took this off, you would have been at least
second or third, bro.
I'm not allowed to.
You should at least trip someone, bro.
What are you doing?
I got fifth.
I had a good start and I just slowed down.
You did, actually you did pretty good.
It was an end though, it was an end.
Oh my god!
You took your fucking shirt off, bro!
The aerodynamics, man!
I don't know what I got.
How do I get it?
I got pushed!
VR, VR!
I got pushed, man!
Who pushed you? Who pushed you?
France!
Let's go press him right now.
No, look!
Look at the replay.
Oh, he right there, he right there.
Yo, yo, 59.
Are you pushing me, bro?
Nah, Jason.
Oh, what is that? What is that?
Come on, you better trust me.
It's...
I'm a poor, poor man.
I need that food for the poor.
We do, bro.
I'm going to start too.
Wait, how are people running into each other?
What do you think?
What do you do?
Dude, you got pushed.
Oh, I know, bro.
You got the request?
Yeah.
They have pushed.
Hey, man, get them back in musical chairs, man.
For an elbow.
Yeah, I'm going to cheat now.
That's not what I'm doing.
I didn't say that.
People were switching lanes bro. Where's the other way?
He got pushed. I got pushed.
He actually would have made a difference for him though.
What pushed him? What pushed him?
Bro, Prince pushed me. Wow!
He pushed me bro. Wow!
We're gonna redo it now.
No! Yeah, yeah. No, right now, right now!
I don't think so. I'm sorry.
Hold on, who won?
Really? Huh?
Who won?
You did very well.
Ah, he was in trouble with me.
Why'd you push him though?
No, I'm here.
He went into my lane.
But there's two lanes in this lane.
I can't do other lanes.
Two lanes.
I'm sorry, Jason.
No, come here.
Sorry, bro.
Hey, guys, what's the message on?
They can't run in the wrong lane.
You switched lanes too?
Yeah, because someone ran in my lane.
Wait, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Jason.
You're not doing that.
Oh shit, I'll turn it to his lane.
Hang on, restart the whole shit, bro.
We had a false start, we had lane switches.
I went into his lane, bruh.
He got pushed, no! Bullshit, restart that right now!
Redo that race, right now!
You should get the tune and you should get the tune.
You should get it out of anybody.
Say that shit for Disney, best.
You win.
He went into my lane, yeah, right?
No, you're in lane four.
Lane violation.
Lane four, and you run into lane five.
Oh, he's not.
He lanes five.
Right in front of me.
No.
He's saying six, five.
There's three people to my right.
He ran into my lane.
How many finishes in lane three?
Look at him.
But if someone ran into my lane.
Oh, no, no.
Nobody ran into your lane.
Yeah, that's right.
Everyone's going in lanes go
Oh, she I could have been first
Out that I four third place. Yeah, I said, I didn't go to Joe's Lane. Oh, let's sit here and say I didn't
Big place?
Who's behind me?
Hey, Ron.
Ron, stable, Lydia, Sakura.
Honestly, bro?
Not even that bad, bro.
Not even that bad.
Damn, Jobar, barely be Archie.
Hey, he's quick as shit, bro.
I slowed down, bro.
He ran a 9-8.
Brother, that's like NBA level type of thing, right?
That's like real life tracks, that's like UC Bull level?
That's a fake time.
No, I didn't.
Everybody's here.
Ron had a full start.
People were like, it is what it is.
I did, but that's because I see someone else do it.
I'm not gonna lie, Branch was lying to me.
I told him he ain't going to do his thing, but...
No, that's a good idea.
I was like, I was helping.
I was moving at the start, but then I thought we got tied.
No, it's longer than it is.
They're not restarting it, bro.
You guys are cheating too.
We all got cheated, bro.
I'm sick of this game.
He's on the right and finishing the middle somehow.
I know he wasn't in the lane, but it was leading just a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie, I was crying Joe at the start.
I was crying him bro.
I didn't fall at the start. I had the fastest reaction time.
That's right. That's fast.
How could be mad notice how they didn't play with audio
No, you better.
I'm trying to keep on this project.
Don't stress yourself out, man.
No, I just want to keep going.
Just let it read it.
That's okay.
I don't have time to eat that.
That's not bad.
I'm still cooking stuff.
I'm at a hate.
Hey, thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
That's still a point.
But you didn't listen to your captain though.
Maybe you took your fucking shirt off.
I would've got DQ'd, bro.
No, you wouldn't.
That's not what it is.
DQ'd.
The whole crowd would have been cheering they would have all been staring at
hard eyes in your fucking chat. Yeah, let me be the only one in my jersey off dude.
Oh my god. Bro, I would have taken my shirt off and then got tested by fucking.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
What's your solo event tomorrow? Golding, right?
Take your shirt off tomorrow.
Fuck you.
You're right, you know what I'm saying?
You guys are actually doing this!
I'm not taking my time!
Wait, they're gonna redo it!
They're redoing!
Take your shit off this time!
Oh, I'm gonna put that shit on top of that shit!
Yes!
They'll hook you there, and I'm not saying take it off!
Whoa, whoa!
You want to put it in there?
You do it after half time?
It's the aerodynamics, bro.
Everybody, everybody.
What are we doing?
Woo!
Alright, Mr. Chair.
Hey, where's the stickers on the chairs?
Yeah, that was the worst race I've ever seen in my life.
I've never raced out to my life.
You don't know the lines?
I'm dyslexic, bro.
What the fuck is that after this?
Dyslexic, bro.
What the fuck?
Bro, stop asking so many questions.
What are you, the Riddler?
I'm the sixth game, you know?
Oh my god, hey, team, no, switch with me, I'm not sitting next to them, bro.
You don't want to go.
All cameras behind the camera.
Oh my god.
All cameras behind the blue, behind the red.
Good luck to the viewers!
Bye bye BG!
You got this!
Nooo!
So four of you will be eliminated.
Does that make sense?
This year, while you are walking around, you are going to go clockwise this way with your
hands on your head.
Your hands must be on your head when the music ends.
You cannot do this.
No! Disqualified! You are out! You have to go sit on the chair where it is. Does that make sense?
All right, and I don't want any of this. Consistent pace! Consistent pace! I will disqualify you.
We have many reps looking at all of you. Play honestly.
Guys, we are going clockwise.
Clockwise.
All right.
Can you spread out?
The chairs are labeled.
For which team they are.
Find a chair with your team.
Oh, wait.
All right.
We're about ready for the next round.
All right, we're about ready to get it set up chat
Musical chairs is our highest skill
It's most a measure of rhythm understanding of the DJ shout out our DJ shake drizzle everyone get up for shake drizzle
Speed and also decisive sitting
We're waiting for our game scene to ensure all the players are here, ready to go?
Are we ready?
All right, guys!
Hey, Zoil!
Clockwise!
We're walking this way, this way!
Jay Drizzle!
When you're ready, play that music!
This way.
Jake Drizzel, when you're ready, play that music.
All right, apparently it didn't work for more seconds.
I don't feel like it's going to be that fast.
Let it play for a while, Shay.
Let it play for a bit.
We got a little chopper jam.
Little chopper jam.
Little steps.
Maybe steps.
We have to wrap it up.
Faster! Faster! We're not gonna stop.
Keep it going, Shay. Don't end it. Don't end it.
Faster! Faster!
Faster! Let's move!
Ha ha ha!
The line is just stuck.
Bugs!
Hey!
He pushed the fuck out of me!
That's both of them!
Don't!
He's out, bro.
Stable Ronaldo, you are out.
Ray, you just sold me, bro.
You are out.
Who's our fourth player?
Who's out?
All right, that's it.
My bad.
All right, guys.
I'm cheating the rest of the day.
My bad.
All right guys, good round, everybody up, everybody up.
Getting a little violent.
Yeah, one thing with musical chairs,
nobody ever realizes is there's always a chair open
and like four people fight over one chair
when they don't have to.
Yeah.
You felt like it was a bit tight?
Well, I'd appreciate if you guys walked a bit faster,
you guys are cheating.
You guys aren't moving.
I need you guys to be walking.
You need to be walking.
Cesar Trivlach, you're not spot.
Cesar, that line up here.
OK.
Everybody got to be walking.
I want not to but.
No standing still, Mr. Keen.
No standing still.
Joe?
Don't do the officer act with me.
I
Was you standing still
All right, y'all
How many chairs we remove?
If I see anything still, I'm taking you out straight up. Yes, sir
and we're just gonna die.
Let's.
Here we go.
Keep moving.
Now we've got a bit of movement.
Keep walking, everybody.
Hands on your head.
Keep walking.
Parking, walk.
They're my kids!
Oh my god.
Friendly fire y'all!
What's up?
Yeah, a little collision.
so far so good so far so good
what I thought I was saying I'm fucked bro
Young Zoey please bro
I'm not kidding Jackson
oh god bro I'm gonna get flattened dude
no no no no no no no I would never talk to you like that
I
Let's go
Hey, ghost
Wardrobe I want to see some walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking
Out out all right Conor you won
Come on.
Let me go loose.
Wait, fool me.
What happened?
What the fuck?
Let's go work, John.
Hey!
No, darling!
You're leaving so quickly!
Hey!
I'll see you at the wedding!
It's only a matter of time until I get flagged up.
It's only a matter of time.
Don't pull my bag!
Yeah.
I'm gonna take you with me!
Oh, wait!
I don't want to see this group over here, this group, we're walking, we're walking.
Back it up a little bit, back it up a little bit, there's more room, back it up,
right out a little bit. That's part of the game, Martin. All right, are you guys ready?
We're getting the chair set up. Danny Banz, where you at? You're still holding it down.
You're still holding it down. All right, every team is still in. Every team can still win.
Chad, are we ready?
Are we ready?
There are now 24 chairs.
DJ Shake, whenever you're ready.
Hands on your head!
Go! Go!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Jixie, walk with the normal human.
Why?
We're walking!
Jason, we're walking!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause!
Dequeen, you're dequeen if you sat.
You are dequeen if you sat.
You're dequeen if you sat.
If you sat on the chair before the music ended, you are out.
Now, hey, guys, I would love to do honor system,
But if you're going to make my rest go through the box, we will.
Get out of my way!
That's part of the song.
Did you see it?
He said it's honor system.
Look through the box.
All right, hold up.
We got VAR.
If your butt touches the chair, you're out.
If you touch the chair, you are out.
VAR.
Whoa, that's air touchers.
Oh my, wait, hold that frame.
Hold that frame.
All that rain there can be a drop in the salt music has drops in it
Come on bro
Oh my God!
What?
My phone was unlocked and it's bad if you don't have a chat.
What?
You're a bad people with your ass?
Tell it to unbound him.
Are we removing chairs again?
Three alumnus left chat.
Let's go man.
I looked at the heat for the mic.
Yeah.
I got I got Mike. Yeah, I should have done that. Uh-huh. Martin, you're done, bro. You're done
Listen all I know is how to play musical chairs is my game
He's gonna be crushing you Martin
Here's how it is, hell!
A little water, maybe?
I know, I thought you got DQ.
Let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up.
I need a replay.
I believe we might have somebody who might have sat in a chair.
Come claim to us, did you sit in the chair?
I like the honesty.
And for that, you're out!
Danny Banz.
Danny, you're the last member of Team Mexico a lot, you can still win it for your team.
But it's literally all on your shoulders.
There's only one, but the one at Danny's back.
I love it.
Yeah.
I keep squinting.
Hey, push up guys, push up, push up.
Push up, come on.
Push up.
Push up, push up.
Push up.
Ah!
His legs almost snapped.
We're walking.
If you dance, that's okay.
I like dancing.
DJ Shake, hit it!
We're walking.
I like to dance in.
Keep moving.
Keep walking.
Keep walking. Jason, walk.
Walk. Walk.
Little faster.
Keep moving. Keep moving. Just slow it down the line.
If I knew you got to keep moving.
Keep walking.
Keep moving.
Keep walking.
Whoo!
No.
Danny.
Danny is the only person eliminated.
Danny, that means Team Mexico is going to get last place on this event.
What?
Yeah, you're the first team that's out.
That's why I get to send that dumbass shit.
There's only one and the one is Danny Banz.
Alright, you'll make it back, man.
You'll make it back.
Team Mexico, everyone!
All right, let's get ready for more chairs.
Everybody up.
Three chairs, sorry.
Three chairs will be removed.
Everybody up.
How are you feeling, JC?
I don't think any of us would knock out, right?
I believe.
How many people from Team USA up?
One, two, three.
Yeah, Mari's out.
All right, we still got four for Team USA. Team Uster is currently leading the pack.
Next on the chopping block, the alumni have two, France has two, and the, actually that's
it, alumni and France on the chopping block. Stay hydrated.
Whatever you need, huh?
You need this?
Bro, I hope you win it.
You heard what the winner gets when he gifted.
I got you.
All right, y'all.
Fill in, fill in.
Spread out real quick.
Spread out, come on.
I need hands on the head.
Hands on the head.
Guys, this time, counter-clockwise, turn around.
Turn around.
Autre sense.
On march à l'autre sense.
All right!
All right, shake drizzle!
Hey, calm me down!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Hey, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no!
You're locked right here.
He's allowed to dance.
That's not a dance.
He's not allowed to dance if you were here.
Hands on your head!
What's normal?
Come on, you can't slow down, you can't slow down.
Oh!
No, no!
Go for it!
Harder!
Hurry!
We gotta talk about something.
I'm going down, I can't go down, I gotta talk.
All right, that was two Americans out.
There we are, let's do a quick recap.
Replay, we see Yana losing to Gordjob in the 1v1.
He gets knocked back almost.
Oh no, he's just a guard.
Why aren't you knocked out, Yana there?
She's getting too quick.
All right, Yonah out, Gildbar out to America, Martin out.
All right, everybody up.
Everybody up, we're pulling three chairs.
Three chairs out.
The same speed.
No warning.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
There are only
two people left for U.S.,
U.K.,
alumni,
France,
and Canada,
worldwide,
and all stars are currently leading with three people.
No warning.
Okay.
and all stars are currently leading with three people.
Come on, Tom.
You good?
Who moved?
Who moved the ground?
All right, guys.
Hands on your head.
We're staying down and clockwise.
Hey, no slowing down.
Normal walking.
All right.
Oh, screw it up a little bit.
Screw it up a little bit.
All right.
DJ Shake, hit it.
Walk it.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Don't go down by the chair, D.C. do it.
Ah, stop, stop, stop!
Out! Out! Out!
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
No, it didn't stop.
Yeah, the music is not going to be updated.
Whatever you say!
So here's the thing about music is that it's always the same volume.
Sometimes it gets quieter and louder.
I believe right there, guys.
Give it up for our 7th place finisher.
Team USA is out.
Team USA has been eliminated.
I didn't sit down for it.
You have to move that down because you're someone else's idiot, I move.
If everybody else is on the bridge, are you going to jump off the bridge?
No.
So if everybody else does a cheat, should you be allowed to do a cheat?
I thought I was in the last place, because everybody's sat in the music.
Can we rewind that? The music.
Yeah, you sat before it cut, I saw you.
Oh no, they sat.
Then I'm like, what's going on?
Wardrobe, I want to hear your concerns now.
I have good news for both of you all right. I agree that the music was still going and so
You're both out and you can both enjoy the shame
We're going to look at the review, we're going to look at the review.
It's the one that whoever's last alive for the team.
So it's just, if you are the last one alive to mutate it, but you're the only one who has passed the history of the team.
Another matters.
It's like, no, it's first, second, third, fourth.
So like, the first team eliminated all the way with the next one, they got eighth, then it's the other team, they got seventh.
Chad, am I missing anything?
All right guys, there are 11 people left. There are nine chairs left. Now if I'm
looking around, there are very few people for your team. All right, for example,
catch up. You are the last French person, but you can win for your team still. The
weight of France is on your shoulders. Bon courage.
Okay, all right. Are you guys ready? Don't sit early! Don't sit early! Hands on your head!
It's tough, it's tough. DJ Shake, hit it!
Get it!
Keep it on your head, keep it up,
pull faster, Matt.
You're going no slowing down.
Whoa!
Nice way to get this out.
Hold up, hold up.
Can I get a replay?
I don't want to start that.
Is that you, that hip chick?
Is that you?
I don't know, I'm like, yeah.
I just need to see a replay.
You know what wardrobe did here look at what wardrobe did in the back here?
Well you found a chair you're still in the contest is team international out
so be still holding it down all right everybody up okay pulling two chairs
Maya, you are the last of two mall stars.
Feel good?
I feel pretty good.
I don't know.
I'm just walking around and sitting down
where there's an open chair,
and it's been working so far.
Sometimes people hit check each other.
Are you worried about that?
I haven't been hit check at all.
I've just been sitting down on the chair.
Let's open.
And do you wait for the music to end?
Yeah.
I like that.
Who is Maya?
Oh my gosh.
This is small.
Okay, guys, I need you to be walking quickly.
walking quickly are you ready hands on your head let's get it going shake come
on let's go
they speed no slowing down walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk
never hand don't slow down jaycee
They'll be keep walking normal.
Keep going!
Hats up!
And Sakura, you are both out!
That means Team France is going to get...
Well, it's 6 and 5th, I believe it's a tie, no?
Team France and All Stars are both out.
Team France and All Stars are going to tie for 5th place.
Four teams remain.
Get up!
Zoyle, a lot of people are saying that they're scared to go against you.
What do you think that is?
I'm here.
I'm the big one.
I don't know if you remember, but last year you got Duke 2.
I remember.
I've seen that TikTok a few times.
So what's changing this year?
How are you going to go all the way?
We're going to see why I put on my ass pretty much.
I love it.
All right, you guys might notice our chair is going to be in a new arrangement.
The way this is going to work is we are walking in an oval.
Do it with me right now, let's walk.
Walk around, we're doing it in an oval.
Do you see this?
Okay?
What I don't wanna see is you guys going real slow.
You need to be keeping a normal pace, okay?
All right, everybody stop.
All right, hands on your head.
Stay in the same order, same order.
Same order, whoever you're next to, same order.
All right, y'all.
This is where it's gonna get really aggressive
and people are gonna get mad at each other.
DJ Shake, let's go!
Normal speed!
Walk, walk, walk, step, left, right, left, right,
left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right,
left, right, left, right.
Do not grab that chair with your hands.
Do not cheat, do not get yourself disqualified.
Do not slow down, Jason Mouine.
I swear I won't kick you out.
Walk, walk, walk.
Keep walking.
Suspense building.
Teams can be eliminated at any second.
We are in our top four.
A lot of points on the line.
Cellbit is out, Jason and wean you are out. Jason you are out. Get up, Jason you are out.
I
He didn't go moving for a chat.
He said like, he's a full contestant.
Right, please.
Oh, is that the house?
Whoo!
You gotta make sure you're safe.
Let's go, boy!
That's fantastic.
Come on, big dog!
Let's go!
I'm the red, I'm not asking you again.
I don't know, I don't know.
It was the first time telling me.
Not to me, I just got out.
He's going to fight a new player.
Yeah, he's going to fight a new player.
Double!
Come on, watch out!
Watch?
Yeah, we'll stop you right free though.
Let's go one job!
Okay, four job gets out in the next round.
Y'all still get second.
Third, you get third.
Okay.
Third, you get third.
Third top three.
Let's go.
Who would have thought man, the worst job would be carrying you?
Alright?
Uh-uh.
Man, I wouldn't have thought that.
I would.
Really?
Cause I believe in my teammates, unlike you, bro.
Alright?
You thought the worst job would be to carry?
No magical chairs, anything goes.
Come on, boy!
This game.
How'd you guys meet up?
Oh, you gotta rerun the breaks.
We gotta rerun it.
Oh, definitely could.
Sweet. You could drop.
It's not a bad show.
What's your team name?
Uh, Alumni.
What?
Shamer U.
Wow.
You can make the U.S. roster?
No. You can make the U-
That's a super team, by the way.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Oh!
I'm saying it's D-drops, gang!
So I just won!
Oh my God.
It's the beat draws, dude.
No.
Wait, the wardrobes hit?
This one.
So we won.
What's the score?
Yo!
This is gonna be a 1-9.
Oh, bro.
So wait, what position does that put everybody else in?
They were second.
Top two.
Oh, there's two UK people.
Yeah.
So they automatically get first.
All right.
Let's go.
Win now.
One, two, three.
Hey, Wardrobe! Second place! Good fucking shit!
That's all the fuckers in the race.
Everybody's legs are tired.
Me?
I'm ready.
There you go again.
Take those.
Wait, he's dead about to get 20 get this.
Stay in my lane, stay in my lane, I got to get confused bro.
What do you think champ?
Push people in a race?
people in the race, I'm not supposed to be,
all this to get fifth again?
Okay, what do I need to do better, Robert G?
Like, I got, yes, rice and wine.
You have a normal race, you get top three.
What do you mean, run a normal run, like, what do you mean?
You don't want to go to a lane,
you can stay in your lane.
Just stay in my lane.
You think I fucked up even worse
to go into other people's lanes, like, I made me score?
Um, I mean, yeah.
Don't slow down, knees high, keep glasses on.
What?
See, Marlene?
Did you get it? It was a call.
Basically, you put ice on your big car.
Honestly, I needed that. It's hot, bro.
Yo, you know we're going on a race, right?
Yeah, I know. And this time, I'm cheating.
I'm going five seconds before they call up.
If they want to cheat, I'm going to cheat.
I'm going five seconds before they say call up.
Then you'll still try and finish.
Who's going to throw a full-body catch?
No, no, no.
Oh my lord!
What the fuck did they do to you, bro?
Ronaldo did it, see?
Yeah, he just did it right now.
That's a little embarrassing, though.
Oh my god!
What happened?
Don't hang up on me.
This is fucking it, bro.
I'm not only you, you can't cause me.
Don't hang up on me.
Ah!
Chill out, man.
Get up, bro.
I got help.
I don't know how to get you up.
Just straight through, man.
Yes!
I'm gonna get you.
Jason, give me a hug. I love you.
Jason, give me a hug. I love you, sir.
I can't.
Oh, my days! I can't.
Oh, bro.
Please stay, dude.
Please.
I don't want to.
I'm in trouble.
You're gonna beat your bull.
I have a bull.
I had to redo it.
Oh
Third place so we're looking pretty good. Yeah, what's the next game chat?
All right, I'll take the handbag.
All right.
Put it down there.
You didn't sit before wardrobe.
We take those.
We have the same process.
Paper airplane.
Who we being, right?
I'm being.
What is this?
I'm about to flip this chair again, bro.
Come on.
Sorry.
Yeah.
What's happening guys?
Did you get hurt?
Yeah, they're like...
Where's our gas?
It's smoking and you're moving too fast.
That's right.
I need to sit down for a little bit.
Do you feel like it's in the shade?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you feeling right now?
I'm feeling a lot better.
I'm feeling better.
I'm feeling a lot better.
I heard she said this is her key to a second. She did not practice it.
Okay. Have you ever been here?
Have you ever been here?
She said that's her key to a second.
She's not a fool?
Yeah. I know how to do this.
I'm a tri-boy.
That's the one I'm going for.
Everyone's doing a bullet play.
All right, let's go, Kiera.
I got there.
Oh!
Jason!
I got it.
Listen, Jason.
They just confirmed they're doing 100 meter again.
You broke.
Take your shirt off.
Bro.
You're right.
You're telling me to take my shirt off?
Bro, what?
I'm not even close. If I had the potential to finish first, then maybe, bro.
I'm gonna take my shirt off the finish bit, bro.
We just, we just got second place in each of the chairs.
You got third.
Third?
After 100.
What?
Okay, whatever. Third is second, bro.
If you get, if you get top four, bro, be strong.
Just take your shirt off and fucking walk.
I care about growing as little.
I care about stats.
I care about performance.
and taking this off will give you plus five performance.
I'll take it off, I'll take it off.
No, it's not the same effect.
It's not the same effect.
I'm keeping my shirt on.
Sorry, bro.
I'm looking at shit off.
You better run away.
This is a prank, bro.
I'm ripping it off.
You better run away.
You better get a shirt on, please.
You wanna push a thing?
Yeah.
You better.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
You can't.
We're running out of money. You want to put money up?
Well, are you sure man? Sunny by
Me son, yeah, I gotta say my energy for the run, but after
Let me know, guys.
I am literally...
I'm just getting the angles, bro.
I've never seen a live...
We're living in a chat room.
I'm streaming, bro. I read my chat room.
I'm just getting the angles.
You want me to not...
You want me to exclude people from the frame?
I'm not supposed to exclude people from the frame, right?
What did you just do, what do you mean I'm sorry bro?
I tried to stand up, but they didn't see it work.
What the fuck is my team-type of doing?
The home of the Trojans.
We're going to be on our own odyssey.
So I'm very excited to see where this goes.
That's it for Nick at night, bro.
I like that picture.
Hey, say that shit for Nick at night.
You're not white animal. I'm learning this.
Hey, say that shit for Nick at night.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I said Nick at night bro, I cannot say neither
Oh my god, bro, say that shit for Disney, say that shit for Disney XD, no, no, no, that's
already Disney.
Say that shit for Cartoon Network.
No?
Say that shit for Cartoon Network.
Say that shit for Nickelodeon.
You're gonna do it.
This is the Nickelodeon.
That's the shit.
Go!
This is the different Nickelodeon.
Oh, he's trying to kill me.
He's trying to kill me.
You're one by default.
You're gonna stop the rotation.
You'll see, you'll see.
It's a part of the plan.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's really the big one.
Not the little one, bro.
Not the big one, man.
He blows up in the bus, cause when they snore, I like that.
That's so fast!
What place did you finish on the race?
30.
30?
It's fast, man.
I don't like it, bro.
And I got some weight on me.
Why are you so fast, bro?
I used to be like a base dealer.
In baseball, I used to be like running with my thing.
Oh, crap.
But low key, I cheated.
What?
I mean, I didn't cheat, but there's eight people and seven lanes.
So then...
Were you on the end?
Yeah, I was on the end.
So you went into the...
No, no, no, no.
Me and the last guy were in the same lane.
He was catching up.
It's not even cheating. He was behind me. I see him coming. I went boom.
He went right. I went boom. He went left. I went boom.
So you... Wow, bro.
That's not cheating. If you're wrong, because there's not enough lanes.
So you cut in front of me so we can't pass you?
That's right. There's only seven lanes.
Oh, good.
Bro, but you pushed me though. So that's true.
I mean, I see that's fair. Wait, who is it? France?
Yeah, France. You pushed me.
Yeah, France. France with low-key lane switching like...
No, you don't, because he tried to come to my lane, and then he pushed me, but then he gave me a boost.
Hey, good luck, pal.
Yeah, good luck.
He's coming in different.
Look at Mexico.
What is this? What's happening here?
It's a half-time or what?
There's eight lanes.
You are forced to go into my close to lane.
Brother.
If Ron Cheats has a 5 second start, I'm pretty sure he's going to lose.
But he is a cheat on the athletic system.
Have you topped 3?
Bro!
Oh my god, we're top 3!
Wow, that's amazing.
What are you talking about?
I actually feel a little pain.
I feel like it's the mood again.
Oh, I'm seeing it, pal.
It's just the mood again.
I'm gonna start some drama.
I mean, what should we dequeue?
We're doing musical chairs with...
Is that on my ears?
We're doing musical chairs with face shots.
Like,
If you agree or disagree, that's great.
Yeah, base drops is a bit like cheating, you know, but one drop,
it seems to be having a good time, it's all about it.
Bro, is it kind of chasing up the winner of the musical terrace one
because the others got D2'd?
Like, that's actually wild.
Wait, are you serious?
Yeah, you're once again.
Zoya won because all the three others, they got D2'd up the same time.
Or what?
Because it was like a mini D drop.
Everyone goes to the city to accept Zoya,
because Zoya couldn't find the character, and then the gist was...
So because he was out of position he won.
All right.
Yeah, literally.
Yeah, I don't know, bro. This shit's the mood of guys.
Yo, what advantage are you getting?
Cupid sauce?
This is for just cheating.
What for cheating?
Just cheating.
Nah, I'm doing a goalie.
Oh, brother.
Brother.
The goalie.
You've never played goalie in your life.
You're undersized. You're not bald.
I'll tell you, you 5'7"?
What did you do?
Did you do anything yet? You're in race?
I'm going to be a menace tomorrow.
You didn't do anything with magical chairs?
Magical chairs?
And what? You'll be a sort of menace?
Yes.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be shooting films on you.
How many people are there?
How many people?
That's what.
You'll save my land tomorrow?
No, they're going to have to be in the panel.
They're going to have to be in the panel.
Yeah, they're going to have to be in the panel.
Dude, Ronaldo takes more pens than Messi does.
But who's talking about Ronaldo?
If pens didn't exist, Messi would have more goals than Ronaldo in the last game.
He's having more and more fun than Ronaldo.
You were the embodiment of Messi.
It's actually embarrassing.
Yo bro, tomorrow save my pen.
Let's put a bet on 100 songs.
I know. I knew you were better.
I'm just gonna ask my friend.
If you, if you score a goal on me, you can take my ass or that's how confident I am that I'm going to take a pin.
I'll just take the hundred subs.
Let's just do a hundred subs. First pin.
I don't like to give, I don't like to give, I don't like to give a, I don't like to give a hundred subs.
Well there was one. They're saying deal happened again.
No, Jason, don't you sit down, don't you bet subs of big people all the time though?
Wait, Jason, you play lead.
What's your D-Prime?
Black. Black.
What role?
I was a mid laner. I was a bot laner.
I was a bot laner.
The blonde girl?
The black and the down?
Yeah, like red and blue.
Is ribbon's hair white?
Yeah, it's like my burn-on picture of mid-low worlds.
Oh, so you're good at lead?
I think I have a quick piece of it.
But I was also...
a little bit. What? Like I'm going to pass you. Like is that one of your buzzwords,
LARP? Like you saw the word LARP, one of the biggest LARP for a long time.
Bro, Jason. Like you just started talking about Messi this year.
I started talking about Messi when I was 8. No, bro. You started tweeting about Messi's
the greatest this year. This is the World Cup type. What am I going to tweet about him
winning the MLS? Oh, Messi won the MLS. If you were a Messi fan, you would be cheering
I don't even know if Messi and any team he goes up, but no, oh, I'm just kidding, but, but, but, but, I love, I love the Larva.
Hey, who do you think's gonna hate Barfland, bro?
I don't think you're gonna have something to do with Barfland.
I'm Timo Kierer.
Dude, what is the subject change?
Bro, I was number 10 when I was 8.
I have, you want to show you the video?
That was the editor, you're a Pessie fan.
So you just said I'm Larva, so am I a Pessie fan or am I a Larva?
You're a Pessie fan?
Of course not, Pessie doesn't exist.
It's Messi.
Do you know Andres Messi, the greatest footballer and possibly athlete of all time?
The FIFA president tried to run the World Cup for Argentina and they still lost.
Literally, you just read that tweet. That's like an AI chat GPT tweet.
It's not AI, bro. It's not AI.
Bro, because the problem is propaganda. And you're a sheep, bro. It's all your viewers' shoes.
I'm not a sheep, bro. I'm not a sheep.
2022, everybody was excited that it was Messi's first World Cup win and it was wholesome.
Now 226 wheels around and the propaganda switches.
No, no propaganda.
Have a mind of your own
Yo, do you even know what that was?
in 2013 Barcelona went to Israel and Gaza, that's like a piece of living, but everybody looks at that picture
Like dude do your research
All I know is Lameen Yamal is baby ghost and he's taking rest messy brain
The main yamal is a great player, but he's not gonna surpass Messi.
He won't have a lot.
Yeah, we're talking football, bro. This guy's learning from Messi again.
Do you believe him?
Oh, yeah, he's from England.
Wait, what are you talking about, Messi?
They're playing against him.
Also, bro, you don't have more bottom knowledge than speed.
Speed has the bottom out of the two semesters.
Like, speed is the speed of Ronaldo's pain.
Yeah, for four years, bro, raised.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, Messi was getting out with me.
We had the easiest car in the whole time.
Easiest time. I guess Algeria is even making pass quarter or or Jordan or who else we play
That's what I'm saying
The real final was for third place
Ten goals and people were jogging like 30 minutes
Oh my god, wait, yes
Hey, bro!
Wait, wait, what's going on?
Oh, he's getting some other stuff.
Oh, my God!
He's getting some other stuff.
He's got some other stuff.
I don't even know what to do with you.
I'm about to steal our stuff.
I'll watch the bar.
What's going on?
Where do we stand?
I don't know.
Oh, they're trolling.
They're trolling.
Hey! Behind the red!
You work here?
Dude, I'll be with you, bro.
I did it first. I saw you come in there and do it.
I told you to take your stuff with you.
You're actually an adult, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, there you go, bro.
I'll take my pills.
Pretty good.
I'll take you out on the course of the campaign.
You had a good angle, too. That's perfect.
Oh my God.
Usually we're happy. Nice.
They get you allowed?
We can't go past this red line.
I do good.
You did great, wardrobe assistant.
Thank you.
I thought you said that she can sit down first.
Uh, she can sit down first.
Wait, is that the mind I was going to be in?
Yeah.
Oh really?
Oh yeah.
She's a lot of body animals.
Yeah.
They're building a paper airplane right now.
I think they've got four minutes.
We've got to maintain third.
I'm going to rerun the 1 meter.
I'm excited to do that.
They're close at least.
I feel good in that I've switched lanes and slowed down, but I know I'm good.
She's done?
No, not at all.
I don't like adding height.
All those tests.
It's built.
Bad news, bad news, bad news.
She just blew up many meters.
That plane went over.
So what's stopping her
from rolling it up
into a ball they're throwing.
Still paper?
Not an airplane.
Nothing?
I feel like that's low key a good strat.
Just making it into a very small ball
so you can just pull it really hard.
Planes can be circular.
Oh, you have snacks?
Do you want some of that?
No, don't eat jesse's snack.
We need to like, you know, get energetic.
So we'll be too heavy.
I need to eat bananas.
Oh, bananas are my thing.
I'll take this much.
No, no, no.
Jesse, don't eat too much.
Get heavy.
No, no.
We'll raise the camera.
Bro, you know that was slow, right?
You win at 9-8?
I don't think that was a 9.
I feel like that was like 10-11.
Yeah.
No, they say 9-8 is like you say both of them.
Damn.
So that I'm surpassing on speed, right?
I guess.
But if I speed out, alright.
There's no way.
Even if I win the second race, I'll call out speed.
That's why I don't play speed.
Don't be a idea.
That's the best place.
You guys are really throwing soon, so it's behind the red line and behind this red line.
So that's the vibe.
Oh, I'm stuck, bro.
I blow.
Come on.
I'm gonna wait.
I'll wait until he throws that.
This is the bi-electric brother, Brad.
They have one-punch of things.
Now we know where to go.
They're building a resident evil plan.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Sonyan.
Let's go bro!
What place are y'all in?
Jason's so nice at this shit bro!
What are you?
He's just so nice and putting stuff in the conversation
I can't just talk?
No, I just don't talk.
What place are y'all in?
No, no, no, no.
How we are?
I said, oh, is it 100 meters?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, please.
Step yourself in.
Oh, it's Benji, let's see.
Let's see.
Do keep it on me.
All right, Benji, let's see.
Yes, you didn't.
Hey, Benji, how do I tell you?
What the fuck was that?
Hey, go eat your noodle.
Okay, go eat your fuck.
What did he say?
Go eat your noodle.
Come on, bro.
Okay, Yonatan, let's see.
Nice kill, Loki.
I'm going to go low key, low key, to the floor.
How do you change the camera?
Because you come here.
You come down?
No, not very nice.
They were just for a multitude of reasons.
Alright, so from the reason you're going to the floor.
Why you?
Why do you want to be a streamer bro?
You want to hear the archy method?
Archy method?
Okay.
He's still on a team though.
Is he doing well?
Who?
You some butt, A.J.L.
How you go negative, bro?
You got goose?
Holy shit.
Son.
Yo, I just talked to the security.
I said, you have to come to Taiwan for a trip.
I also love shit, I'll be fired.
Okay, what about you and your girl?
I forgot.
Aw, yeah.
I'm a free agent, man.
Okay, alright, yeah.
Bro, you gotta find somebody, dude.
I got you, bro. You want me to? No. Let's watch this and then I got you.
Oh
That's all we need we need we need a watch on the team
Hey, hey time for y'all you even know his name
Oh, Mexico's Mexico's
All right, it's time for greatness
What the heck?
Bro!
I cannot say that right.
The fact.
Yo, hey, hey, chill, chill, chill.
Bro!
Oh, you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill, chill.
Bro!
The fact.
Hey!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Second, oh, second place.
Second, so far, second.
What the fuck is...
Wait, what do you think I'm saying?
I say...
The American fact.
Oh, flash.
Yes!
I thought she was talking about it.
Let's run.
Bro, let's go, Chiara!
I gotta see my teammate win.
Bro, how do I tell you, dude?
I'm like a chasing match.
Wait, she got my hand.
Hey, say that she's from Disney.
All right, miss your pollinuc-
Honestly, bro, second place and miss-
No, you trying to chase shock me?
No!
You trying to chase shock me?
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
I did not hate farm anyone
I see a personality
I did not hate farm anybody
Remember
Which one is Jason?
It's from Japan
Remember when we went to Japan
It's like a play on
We not even Japanese
That sounds same
You have enemies
You know what you do?
You know what you can do?
Open!
I wish to take a place
Take a place here
Alright, you didn't do this
Why?
I don't know where I got this
Take it please!
Yo, we dead as my men is all shit, I'm not even trolling.
Wait, are you in NASA, uh, this event?
What?
This event, you're in the classroom?
Oh yeah, what?
You in?
I don't know, I'm not in.
I'm just waiting, so...
Yo, by the way, yo, I see them guys, I see them guys in the building.
They look like great men, but you know, you know,
they don't need to come in three times, I couldn't...
I know, you're pussy, bro.
Ah, you don't want to shit down.
By the way, I got CCE from NASA.
Hey, let's go, Benji!
Cross the Benji, man.
Anyone?
Hey, that's she kind of look like a playing for Thanos, T-Bakes playing.
Oh my God.
Oh, Mr. Brown.
Wow.
That was cool.
That shit went far, bro.
Hey, that's my roommate.
That's she kind of look like a playing for Thanos.
She kind of look like a playing for T-Bakes.
She like, she like to play with three banks.
You're gonna rebuild your paper, man.
You're gonna use the driver?
Tell me, you're gonna rebuild your paper.
Let's go, Kira.
Oh, so they, so they, they go bigger planes each time.
Mmm.
It's still second, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Must have been the wind, wait no, best of three, oh.
Alright my bad boy down, down boy.
Hey Lil' Lass, yes, Lil' Lass boy.
You did good Yanna.
he actually died right my nipples right here
what happened?
no, it's a cut shot
eee
yo, my nipples actually right here
it's like this right here
see?
oh yeah
that's crazy
let me get yours
no
what's the case?
oi
yeah, that was right on the front
I got no, no, no
I got sensitive nipples bro
and they're pink
what the fuck is that?
actually it kinda look like a
bro, it actually look like
Shadoula like tea bags.
I'm playing for tea bags.
My shit broke.
I know it, asshole pink too.
Yeah?
Asshole always bash the nipple.
My shit broke as well.
Bro, that's not a plane, that's literally tea bags.
Agent don't...what the hell is that?
Did he put a water bottle in his...
That's cheating.
You see the agent?
Nah, hell no.
That's cheating. That's cheating.
He cheated and still lost.
Get the fuck out of the booth.
Boo!
I want the mission to improve when I fuck with you.
Is that it, guys?
Uh-huh.
Yes!
That big ass Thanos playing.
That's the mission.
That's the resident evo Thanos team banks playing
That counts bro
I
Give me
Whoa!
That's your team, bro. You don't even give a fuck.
You did it?
You still don't give a fuck.
I should have fallen off.
Fuck, we're fourth now, bro. We have to go again, right?
I'm not sure what to play now.
So who's number one right now?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to disqualify them.
Say hello to the boys.
OK.
But he threw a burrito.
But he threw teammates.
No, no, no.
It's niche, bro.
It's so far, bro.
It's that big.
It's, yeah.
I like it.
That's that's
Let's go to Japan is just great clips
That's a great fucking idea
I would watch
The clip
Let's go! Let's go, Kiara. Let's go, Kiara. Kiara.
Hey that looks like it can go arrow dynamic
Luke bro it's got the wheels
Let's go Kyah!
Woooah!
Ahhhh!
Oh, bro.
I mean we got a little better
Oh, bro.
Now, H&M needs to get DQ'd, bro.
He literally threw fucking T-Banks.
How does that even possible?
I don't like this.
Bro, Benji's good at planes.
I don't like this.
Agent 2 fucking...
I don't like this.
I mean, I'm on this.
I mean, a cylinder.
Let's go!
Come on!
Damn, Cutie's plane is big.
Look at that!
Yo, QT is not...
It's really not...
That's in the ring?
Yo, we're gonna see a streamer baby soon, bro.
Who?
They'll be in QT.
Oh, I know, bro.
That'll be so legendary.
Wait, it's already got one, bro. Jasoncoe.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
QT, then she going to the left.
That's out.
Oh man
Someone's for fucking all stars
Fucking god hell yeah, bro, I asked the lady for snacks and she never came back
Come on, get over here!
Come on!
Come on, come on.
Damn, who's this shit?
Fuck this.
I'm gonna go back.
I knew you could do it.
You're my Gary Bullets.
You look like me.
What do you want, man?
We actually exercised.
Are you having a go to the gym in like months?
I really want to do the gym in like yesterday.
Ah, every morning.
90 am sharp.
Ah.
Shut up.
Us gym people, we can cut up our sleeves and look good, though.
Who's that?
Random kid.
I like everyone.
Oh, it's talking about my little ass, bro.
That shit is a little as fuck.
What?
What's a little as fuck?
When the king talks to you, what do you say?
I say sorry, daddy.
What do you want to do?
Oh, it's just a little light.
I'll tell you right.
What?
Oh, it's just?
I'll tell you right.
No, bro.
They're their own board.
But they don't know because of you.
No, bro.
I don't like that.
Yeah, because how do you feel?
How do you feel when class is like, oh, that's my little bro?
I mean, we are.
I can't lie, bro.
We all like your little bro.
That's big for you, though.
That's big.
Half time.
That's time wait we got food break
Oh wait, oh right here?
That's where it was earlier.
I'm telling you, you want me to lift you up?
I'm just so confused bro. Like cheater games, pal.
How do you do this?
I already know how this is going to go for the rerun.
I'm going to wait for the horn.
You should do a 5 second false start and see where it lifts you up.
I want a banana.
Oh they took all the food away.
Yes, you did point over here. Yeah, yo, Ludwig, Ludwig Ogren himself said
false start lane cut VQ. You wouldn't cut it in false start. I didn't fall hard. No, I didn't, no, I didn't, I did not fall start. Me and Ron agree.
Yo, Ron, Ron had an honest race.
Ron had an honest race.
I did my switch into you, but I did not fustar.
What?
I touched the Jesus.
What are you smelling?
No, Joe, I'm calling.
I'm calling.
The 6-1-1.
I'm calling.
How many counts?
Like 177.
That's victim weight, bro.
That's crazy.
That's what?
What?
In us.
I was with you, too.
Imagine if you had mentioned in Thanos earlier.
Yeah.
This has Thanos on it too.
That question mark's a dinosaur.
Oh.
Why are you always the distance?
Is this why you're the thinker?
Because you've got a question mark on your...
Yo, tell me what question mark you're tapping now.
What show is this?
That's a movie.
Um, it's like a dog.
Drake and Josh.
See, you're just checking for avid falls and stuff.
Oh, I thought that was a riddle.
I thought that was a riddle.
Bro, I knew you were one of those kids watching avid falls.
He'd show they never finished it though. Hey, like why did you like a portal right?
Swing
No, but they're supposed to finish it and it's just such a nostalgic spot
There you go, wait, what is your tattoo?
What is the one you're arcing?
This is Sunless from the Earth when I was born.
Brother, that looks like your IP address.
Yeah, my fucker's got an IP address on it.
Oh, same thing.
Oh, that one's hard.
That means fading, we're just passing by.
Grandpa used to say that.
Nielsen's out on it.
That's what jinks he said. No, it is green.
Oh, some of the mad.
Diva.
That's a Mori.
Swinger's tattoo.
Oh, sure.
What do you mean?
I'm not a swinger.
I got it for a video with Jack Femble.
You know Jack Femble?
Yeah, do you?
You don't know.
You do.
You're into that weird shit.
You can put a pint up on your door on a cruise.
What does that mean?
It's some...
He's into the weird shit.
He's not there.
That's the relevance.
We went on a swinger's cruise called Virgin Voyages, and the whole vlog idea was we were
trying to get swingers to do it.
What's a swinger?
Somebody asked you something that's married, but they're romantically monogamous, but
rum-bots actually-
He's saying it in like four-night terms to me.
I don't like stupid terms.
They only did each other's things but other people's.
And it's not cheating in their minds.
That's a playlist.
Why would you marry someone here on the phone?
It's not cheating, in their minds.
That's a play, let's.
Why would you marry someone here,
what the fuck's wrong with that?
Well they go, we'll see,
that's the same shit.
Oh my God, there's a video on this.
There's a state that has the most swingers.
Yeah, what, it's cool.
What, it's cool?
No, it's like a guy who plays,
there's a guy who's going to video on it.
So, it's basically partner switching?
Yeah, but like, don't do,
I don't do swing.
I don't swing.
It's like, if I'm on the screws with Jack,
We did the content and then I got the tattoo.
Oh, it's just the content.
So basically to learn the swingers.
What's the weirdest tattoo you would get for like?
He's gonna get a face tattoo.
I'm gonna get a face tattoo.
I'm glad I did.
Now we're gonna get a face tattoo.
Yeah.
I was just gonna get a face tattoo.
Oh, I remember you were saying picture.
Oh, face.
I thought you said face.
No, if I got a face tattoo,
I probably get like 300 on this picture.
Cause you're just like that.
I'm from Cherry Hill.
I probably get a skate on my couch.
You should get like a Cherry Hill tattoo.
Yo!
I might get the egg tatted on me.
I spent eight hours building paper airplanes.
I feel like it feels, I was telling everybody,
I was like, that feels so bad.
Spending eight hours building paper airplanes.
Gage, it just crumbles up paper.
Yeah, that's a good feeling.
I was so focused on building my next one,
but I didn't see that, or I would have just done that.
The only time I would get it, I'd get like right here,
I'd get dealing with it, sort of dealing with that.
I don't know if it's cool.
I'm sure you should do like a challenge,
and if you lose, you have to get attached to it.
But then he messed up his virgin body.
What?
And I said there's no legs, not time to do it.
I look good though.
Like when I get a six fat, I don't want to have my tattoo get stretched.
Like shrink, you know?
But you don't have that much fat.
Bro, yeah.
It wouldn't shrink or stretch unless you like gained an absurd amount of weight or lost
an absurd weight.
I want to get like my face tattooed here so I can be like this.
Glad you guys are having fun.
I'm holding out for you at home.
Hey Lacey bro, you put it down.
Lacey got the worst tattoos.
Oh Lacey.
You got the worst thugs right here.
There are streamer tattoos, for sure.
He's got his last name tattooed, just basically for gets two.
He's his last name tattooed.
He ain't a little boy.
He ain't a little boy, he's not a boy.
He's on the arm where he, you know.
I thought I wanted to ask you-
I thought you had no tats, and then just filled out.
Well, he wanted to get tattoos.
You gave him a tattoo?
Okay, but, uh, yeah, he's like-
Well, we were-
We were just-
They told us the tattoo was over and over.
Oh
My god
I don't know how to show.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, you spied on me!
You're a fighter! You're a fucking fighter!
Oh, how do you know?
Now your teeth are bruised.
It's good. It's good, dude.
It's good, dude.
I kinda want to get tattooed.
You know how to place me in?
Second.
in the nice neighborhood.
There's nothing nice about Cherry Hill.
You got Cherry Hill?
Yeah, I did.
He explained to you, he's like, no, this isn't Cherry Hill.
Every place, nice ass, five, six bedroom house.
Yeah, not Cherry Hill.
This isn't what I know.
It has to be like Gordon, you can tell.
I've been to Cherry Hill.
What's going on?
Have you had dinner, sir?
Roger, you're here for the meal?
Here you go.
Yeah, you too. Where's your cameraman bro?
Uh, you got a pee right here?
Yeah, I got a pee bathroom.
Is that a pee?
Excuse me?
Is that a bathroom right there?
Yeah.
You just want to pre-poll it?
Here you go.
That was me?
Yeah.
That was me?
Yeah.
That was me?
Yeah.
That was me?
Yeah.
That was me?
Yeah.
Now what?
Yeah bro, we're right here for another three hours and we're both going to get
last place in both of our shirts.
Who's we, you and you shit.
You know supposedly I'm the fat ass right?
You beat me by point two.
And yeah, it's like point two and I stopped.
We're the bad, we better run the bad.
Where the fuck is ladies?
Dude!
Hey, your hair is your under-so-hairies.
My balls are hairy though.
Hey, choppy over here on a 2 million.
Where are my ladies?
Your ladies.
Come on.
Let me get that.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Who ate?
I ate.
You got that, you got that.
Why'd he go, bro?
Fuck is that?
You sit down and there's a ball for tape.
So where can we get through to?
Oh, that's nice, dude. How did you back in Ikea?
What do we do?
oh wow wow we need a little bit of coffee before we run
you want more ice? wait no you're just
but you have no song?
one scoop but now it's good
but we have a second incentive
Are you guys just eat all the rice dude?
We'll look by a testin' it, huh?
You probably thought, isn't this the shit you brought?
Wait!
That looks like skin for Resident Evil fuckin' villains.
It's got a little...
You need to keep it at work here.
Yeah.
Yeah, based on the way that guy talked to you, yeah.
Yeah, he said, hey buddy, can you pick that up?
It's right at the beginning now.
You need problems though.
Yeah, where the fuck is your camera man?
I don't know what I'm shooting for.
Guys, maybe he's taking a shit.
Maybe he is taking a breather.
maybe he's throwing up
What's after Archery?
Uh, it's like a left side.
So there's...
100 meters?
Sorry about that.
I don't hear it.
It's been here for a while.
It's like...
That comes from...
Uh...
I need a gun.
I need to get me in the van.
Oh god.
So, uh, when you get her to ask me that,
I'm gonna go and get her stuff and stuff.
So, four more?
Alright then.
Hold it down.
I'm gonna go past.
Alright.
So, bro, how was your day, dude?
Dude, you're tiring.
Dang, bro, I'm hot.
I said, bro, it's so hot.
Oh my god, man.
Bro, this is really the big thing right here.
Damn.
I mean, this is the big thing.
The big thing is we got a cool banged up, you know what I'm saying?
Got a good meal?
That's a deal I got. Time going on.
Time going on?
Time going on possible.
Seem to get it before the race does.
You don't want to get destabilization of weed. That would tinder your legacy.
How far were you behind it?
I'm far behind it.
What's up, dude?
You're running my lane.
If you do that again, I swear to God I'm gonna fuck with you.
YOO!
Nooo!
Ewww, this is so tricky.
I would get scared.
So...
Wait, but isn't this like masculine?
You give a shit.
Mascule is the biggest lucky to find it.
But I don't like shape, bro.
I don't even shape my fumes.
Still there, though.
What?
Oh, shit. Sorry.
I just talked about some boys shit.
He said neither.
Oh, me too.
That's something like this.
I have never shaved my ass.
I've seen it.
That's what's the camera?
It's shitty.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, he's a mad shit.
Oh, no, he just went to the far bathroom.
He's sitting in the bathroom there.
I don't know if it's for you or for me.
I'm gonna hold it down for you.
All right, man, we're gonna hold it down for us.
Come on, back back, back, back, who's that?
What'd we do?
You told me to knock this camera off the table.
You did?
Yeah.
You wanna end up against him?
Fuck you around.
He said, why did he do his monkey in the rock?
He said, y'all were monkeying around.
You know better than I said I was monkeying around.
He's a mad dude, I don't know what to do.
Really angry.
Yeah!
He's kind of a nut doll.
Like, he called, he was...
Oh, man.
I think he's sick of streamers.
There's a race with the guys in the car over here too.
They like food anywhere?
Wait, there's no food?
No.
Oh, fuck.
There's no food.
Someone ate all the rice also.
There's Jason.
That's probably where the rice is.
There's a bathroom.
Yeah, I don't know that.
Where do you think Tunches came from?
No, man.
He's on the mic.
Why did you set it down?
Basically, they realized he put it on the edge of the table.
Until it almost fell a few times so that the guy just put it somewhere safer. That's all you matter.
So man, we're all here to have fun. It's my project. Let's all say one project and think about it.
I think I have an amazing body.
What do I say? How about myself?
I'm happy to be here.
Happy to be here. Nice. Glows just 18.
I'm gonna try to speak.
Do you like it? I like it. It's a low word.
I don't have anything positive in this area.
Nice about the food.
I said I'm happy to be here at Vonset.
It's mad white.
Nice stuff.
Play Levin.
I think everything that's on the road is a good job, we've heard and we should
What do we do?
That's something that China's been asking
I agree, you are chocked man
I'm chocked you're fat
I'm fat, look at me flabby bro
I look better with a little ass
You've got no ass
You've got a store guy
I'm looking tan bro. I'm already catching a tan, dog.
It's time, bro. Let's run this shit back.
Check it out, believe me?
We ain't won by my legs again, bro.
Good.
Did I touch the bed?
Wait, they forgot me in the bed!
Dude, where's my symbol?
Dude, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I have no faith that you're a funny kid.
Yeah, but you guys are doing the Mickey Mouse event.
Here's the 6th place.
7th place, but if you guys still here, all you can do is slice him.
And then do his slice here.
Joe, his 2nd place got revoked. We were guaranteed to get those points.
No, they're better right back.
And he's going to be Joe down.
I'm going to put the 6th in Joe's balance instead of being crazy.
Well, dude, the up there is going to be insane.
Don't run into anybody's lane because you get zero points.
I know, I know, I know, I fucked up with you.
So they're doing a whole ass, like, I feel like about a college football.
What did you do?
Did you go to the slasher?
I did.
How'd you do?
We lost.
So were you guys close to it?
I think we were, I think we were like third or fourth.
We were not really.
We've been a little bad.
Yeah, yeah, but we got, we got, it's got to break, you know what I mean?
What happened? Was it like Contraverse?
It was a little bit of Contraverse because it was a find a mouse and a box, but the mouse wasn't in a box.
Because someone pushed it out.
It's like an evil game.
These games are evil. They're games.
It's like a Resident Evil game.
I don't get it.
Dude, Resident Evil doesn't even apply to that.
Oh, bro.
Like it's not even...
Oh my God, they're running fast.
Oh, shit.
Hey, guys!
Oh, they got my front roads.
I didn't even beg for it. I know this.
Yo, early prediction. Remember when I said this.
TUSA's gonna win volleyball. Ask me why.
Why?
We're the most well-rounded athletics team.
We're gonna win volleyball. I marked my words.
How many do we have today?
We have 12.
We have...
Athletic.
Yana's Athletic.
Ari's Athletic.
Ari's gonna win volleyball. I think two.
Me? Throw me.
I'm a kid.
What's up?
Bro, bro, bro!
Tyler's an athletic specialist,
Tyler is a great pro,
I don't know if he's ever played volleyball though.
But he's just an athlete, he'll get around, he's shifting.
Bro, back in my day,
And we have Jinksie.
Back in my day, I wasn't athlete, bro.
I'm talking like way back when I was,
you're like 21, 24, bro.
I mean like when I was 12,
I was like, the kid you were great at,
like I was the kid.
So why are you not racing?
So I got into gaming, got fat,
and got into streaming, bro.
I have like a I have one of those hair trails though. I shaved my half a
You shaved it? I feel like I'm gonna feel itchy. Oh.
I need to come back. I feel like my nipples are pink.
My nipples have hair on them. My nipples are got a little hair.
You know what's rare for Asians to have pink nipples?
Really? No.
I'm a rare breed, bro. I'm one of one.
What color is the nipple normally if you're Asian like me?
Like usually like I would say 80% Asia's probably have like brown in this
Chat saying no, it's not okay
Dude, I will be honest bro like how was the diamond challenge on some oh you done
Bro, no, I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it dude. I just had you and Ron
What was that what we knew Ron is gonna dump the speaker bro
Watch out
Look at the sky bro. What I got the dimension. What happened? I got the dimension. He doesn't want to go
I told him I'll go. Yeah, I was gonna the dimension. I will go. I feel like wrong would go again. I would go again
I'll go to you. You like I want to play
I will go again. You guys like they were gonna kill me
Yeah, there you go, bro. It's the guys are psycho. They're not well, bro. Listen, you know how I feel me
You know how he told me I'll sit he said if you don't come to the diamond
Fuck does that eat me?
Go to the diamond
What's your issues? Let's hear it.
I'm scared to get punched by this guy there.
Let me explain. First off, I'm 90, I'm 100% sure they're all on boys.
There's a deranged maniac who's 50, running around punching people. You can't drink water.
So I have two options. I can get on a plane, get harassed for two hours, or I can blow out a bed.
Holy sissy boy from Tarpen Springs.
I know that. I'm from all this in here from Sherry Hill.
Cherry Hill is not tarpon springs not built for this year.
It's tampon strings.
Tampon strings.
It's tampon strings.
I like that one.
Tampon strings.
That is embarrassing.
That is Arlington Ruff.
What do you mean?
What?
Arlington's Ruff.
I don't even want to throw up.
If I say the word Arlington, I get squeezed on my whole spine.
From what?
I say Cherry Hill.
I get like holds in the text.
Joe said, because I just have like a mega mall with mountains.
Cherry Hill?
I'm not going to speak for Cherry Hill.
Dude, listen to the name Cherry Hill.
You can dump on tarpon strings.
That's him, that's out, bro.
Is it rough?
It is rough.
We don't, no listen,
go to the diamonds, come out and rub it.
Is it take a or no?
Yes, take a, I don't take a.
Take three out of Arlington.
Take a, Jason and Wayne,
Kade, Cunningham.
Dangerous.
You sort of just snuck yourself in there, bro.
Kade, Cunningham, take a and you, bro.
Yep.
And Miles Turner.
All right, bro, good luck.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, every time I talk to you, you talk about my shirt.
Your shirt's so long.
Why did the Thanos trip rock go?
It's not.
I'm still there.
Bro, if you get top four, that's all we need.
Just top four.
Just give me top four.
I like to do the lights, brother.
Stretch, electrolytes, everything, bro.
Yeah, I should stretch right now.
I feel like if I stretch, I might need to do myself, so...
I got you, I got you.
I'll open it, hold it.
I was down with it anyways, man.
That game, man.
I'm gonna say in your YBG, bro.
L-Litter, man.
L-Litter!
I'm a leader.
I don't want it.
That's cool.
What did you do?
I actually like talked to him for a second.
I got tired.
Yeah, that's what you did.
You getting tired?
Yeah, I'm getting tired.
Want a first step?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, yeah, we went on a trip.
Oh, it's a little tight.
It's a little break.
I don't know.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I got to start passing my other teammates.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You should have raced instead of Joe.
I heard Joe got injured.
Oh, what happened?
You should have raced instead of Joe.
I heard Joe got injured.
You should have raced instead of Joe.
I heard Joe got injured.
There's a no inside.
Oh, this is crazy.
Oh, man, are you trying to run the water here?
Yeah, I'm not trying to get in. I'm trying to get both.
Joe, right, that's everybody.
I'm looking for at least third place at least.
I feel like I can do it.
It's got warmed up on legs a little.
Hi.
There's no going out there.
I don't even have no legs.
I said let's eat.
Hey, yeah, eat, man.
Have fun, have fun, and go school.
Good luck.
Have a nice day.
What's going on bro?
What is going on bro?
Huh?
What's going on bro?
Now they're doing fakeouts to try and get me in trouble.
What's going on bro?
They're doing fakeouts to try and get me in trouble.
I bet.
You're mere truth.
You're not going no more.
No, no.
You're not going no more.
I'm not going no more, bros.
I'm not going no more.
I'm not going no more, bros.
Yup.
What did you do?
How did we see nothing?
I'm telling you, it's literally a fake out this time.
It's a live stream?
Yo, I'm not a just a fuck out of fucking whoever the fuck.
Fuck.
I'm not gonna lie.
My legs are closed, but I'm down to do this again.
No, come on.
I got it.
I swear.
I feel like I should stretch a little bit.
Oh cool, that was sick.
Good job for uh, for performing with us now.
Thank you, was that a good one?
You did great, you did great.
It's not a redo 100 meters.
I just need to stay in my own length, that's it.
So I've been doing my whole life.
What is that, archery right now?
What I thought was 100 meters.
Uh, it's Archie, he's kind of funny.
I think he's gonna support it.
Ooh, why doesn't it snow?
Oh, it's a fan event right now.
It's all the kids.
The children are sneaky.
It's a fan event. Oh, they do it. Don't show it.
Okay, okay.
You gotta not go to any tip for money.
Any tip for money?
I can't run like that, I'm like this, can't look.
Arms up, I think I like that, when I run,
like, do I not overattach or am I, I feel like I'm not,
oh hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no.
What's your secret weapon, you heard?
Said a word, how about you?
How the fuck did he give me a spawn here?
I mean, all right, so what's the game for?
He sucks, he didn't, and he sucks, I don't know.
How the fuck did y'all hit him?
Why do I come in and like, help shit me?
No, you got it.
Okay, y'all told me I'm the secret weapon,
but it's like,
Who told you that?
He told me I'm a six man.
Who told you that?
Listen to me, listen to me.
You don't wanna, you keep your life.
I'm not gonna lie.
If you are actually on our team, you should run.
And that's what I'm saying.
You don't even wanna run, bro.
You don't even wanna run.
You didn't even wanna run.
Mr. King didn't tell me to come and run.
You can do each other first,
and that's why you don't have to attack me.
You can put your foot on shit, man.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you this, man.
I'm gonna tell you this.
Do you want to run?
Yeah.
It's a honey guard dash.
Yeah, it's a honey guard dash.
Yeah.
Hey, Lotto, if I'm going to this ends up going,
what's up, man?
You might just be messing with me.
Oh, man.
What the heck is this?
That ends up going by a pretty good expense, bro.
What the fuck you got there?
Did you say you were ready for this big thing or no?
I'm ready.
You're ready.
So you are ready?
I'm ready.
What's the question?
I'm ready.
I know.
I heard one of the French people running away.
Huh?
I heard one of the friends he meets when he wakes up.
Yeah, yeah.
He went in front of me pretty bad.
Oh, he's looking hard for me, though.
Yo, how did y'all get jerseys?
Hey!
Yo, is that mine?
You stole my second one?
You have a jacket with jacked jackets?
Yo, Ray, why you playing with me?
You're not doing nothing out there.
Well, I'm doing the most work, bro.
Ray, big enough.
I'm sure I get to win.
Jack, Ray, you play the ground game.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Let me carry you to the team.
I'm pretty extra teaming.
I think number one. What's your team? No rank. Number one. Number two game.
We're number one. We're number one in this one.
It's Mexico that's number one.
No, it's not. We're alive.
Thank you. Fuck. What did you do to play your team up there?
I bet. I bet you're acting like we don't leave the same place together.
What?
Wait, you're an Indian?
Yes.
But I'm Indian.
You're not Indian as Asian, right?
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
You're an Indian.
What?
We're in self-detect.
I'm surprised you're not drinking so you're supposed to have energy right now.
What's the energy?
Shit.
Oh, I'm surprised.
Wait, wait.
I can love to see you now.
How much percentage?
I'm going to say 25%.
25%?
You're a barbeque.
Evening in India.
Exactly.
You never love India, though.
Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
What about you?
What are you?
Who needs a second base?
Violet?
Who needs a Violet, playing League of Legends?
I don't understand.
Something like an issue?
Oh, but I...
So it's the biggest thing we got?
Oh, let's ask for a scale.
Okay.
That is a...
If you make a go-play, go-play, go-play, go-play.
Is that it?
No.
If you make a go-play, go-play, go-play.
The bottom.
You got the game to spin, is that it?
I'm not sure the game is just...
There's something else.
One more, one more.
There's something else.
Play, Lee.
Yeah, he says one more.
You ever think about the ABC program?
You just saying buzzwords, you know?
I'm just saying buzzwords, you know?
Who did I just want to see?
Terry Keeneland!
Loving personally called us!
Oh, God!
I've been there.
I've been there chairing for me.
Ooh, I'm in here.
Ooh!
Oh, fuck off!
Oh, my days!
Your ass is so hot in here, I'm gonna take a deep breath.
Frank's gotta see the chair.
That's a good thing, while it gets shit.
One of them niggas looking like cuddly ass shit.
I'm sending packs.
Frank's, I think they're bottom, a little teeshop.
Oh my God, oh fucking hell.
Oh!
Is that an iced-up t-shirt?
Yeah.
How'd you be bored doing shit, bro?
Actually, Reggie be bored.
Yo, Reggie sheets, whoa, man.
She was at university five weeks ago.
Hold on, let her go.
I'll sue you for this shit.
I'm gonna just tell you.
I had a Jordan event.
Jordan gave me this.
I do like Jordan socks.
Jordan pants.
I didn't even know they make catchy.
A two-guide shoulder shirt?
No!
I want to try a two-guide Jordan panties on.
Oh, really?
Jordan panties?
Like, what the fuck?
Come on, bro.
I wouldn't be surprised if my son had panties on in there, bro.
That's actually what panties are, man.
They painted the brother black.
And now?
It's so cool.
I know how to do it.
You're the only one that's going to work, but who else is going to do it?
Hey.
They're not close to right, man.
What?
Stop.
Do this, bro.
I'm going to find you.
Yeah.
Imagine you're a busiest, trying to get home back to Ithaca,
trying to get home back to Canelo Group.
How's it going?
Oh, you won it again. That's why. I'm good luck, man.
Yeah, should we go to the end? Should we go to the end of the race tonight?
I'm not in line, my body feels tired, bro.
It's a sun, bro.
Oh, you're looking mobile.
I'm mobile, bro.
Move my arms.
I'm here, guys.
Hey, Jason.
Jason, Jason.
Hey, get the crow.
Look at that.
Hey!
It's time, bro.
I just got fuel.
Like, you know the spirit mom?
They just gave me energy.
There you go, Dillon.
We're out cheering for you, J.
Just been pulled up again before we start.
If your person is running, you can be behind the blue line.
Everyone else, including other people's cameras and talent,
will be behind the red line.
If your person is running, you're good.
Everyone else behind that line.
That's interesting too.
It is.
It's just a competition.
So you've got Jason the Wayne and Ronaldo some of the biggest streamers on the planet competing against each other
Can one of the core boys? Please?
Step up and put your name down in the annals of history and get at least a top three finish
All eyes will be on them and the rest of the competitors as we crown a victor
That's right. The angels are waiting for you. Oh the annals. It's the annals and they're waiting for you
Sorry, they're getting into place people are already stepping up UK
We're looking for at least a top ball bottom three would be nice six seven to eight kind of get in there
Ronaldo got a steely gaze. He's locked in Jason tie in the shoes. Let's see he's clapping his hands
There's the champ the champs ready he's saying hey look at them all talking about their lines like no
Ah, ah, ah, ah, shoot, shoot, shoot, toe, toe, toe.
We're getting this one on, like, definitively no mistakes.
I don't want to hear shit in the chat.
Yeah, I don't want to hear shit after this one.
You guys, all you guys have been talking about,
but I swear to God, if there's any yapping after this,
I will beef this commentary desk,
and then you'll all be really sad.
So we're going to go down to Ludwig right now.
Bob that, Bob that.
And I don't know, you're really emotional.
You're going down to Ludwig right now.
Let's get in the 100 meter dash redo.
You're disqualified.
I'm gonna say ready
4
I'm doing ready. Yes, it's just a horn. Come to me. That's fine. That's fine. Who are we missing here?
No one. Yes. You see it, right? You stay in one. All right guys, here's the deal. Here's the deal.
I need everyone to understand what's gonna happen because we're gonna get to
I already know it.
I'm going to be standing there.
I'm going to say ready.
And then you're going to hear a horn sound.
I'm going to wait like five seconds.
If you leave before the horn, you're
going to hear a second horn sound.
It's going to sound like this.
If you hear the second sound, stop.
That means I have to go and disqualify someone.
You all have your lanes.
You see these green dots.
You see the numbers.
You see the lines.
If you leave your lane disqualified,
we cannot do a test run
because we already did one this morning.
All right?
I'm gonna give it to you one more time
just so you hear it.
This is what it's gonna be like.
This is not for real.
This is a practice.
You're gonna hear, ready?
And then you would go.
Okay?
Do you understand?
Ready?
Horn.
If you hear a second horn, what does that mean?
You're going to be here second horn. What does that mean? Stop.
All right guys, are we ready?
Crowd, are you ready?
Guys, you feel free to cheer me respectful of our competitors. Please.
Broadcasts, are we ready for the race?
All right guys, without further ado, it is our second and final 100 meter dash.
Keep it up
Let me just I'm just I'm just testing. I'm just testing. Okay. I'm just testing
Sorry
All right
competitors ready
This morning, splashes and brilliance, Red Light Cross,
it's Enzo, it's Joe Bort, but even Archie Third,
last place to curl up.
Oh my gosh, what a blur.
What's up dude?
What's happening?
What's up bro?
That's a sass!
What's up dude?
Give me a water bro.
Give me a water bro!
Oh my god!
You deserve this shit. You deserve this shit. You deserve it.
No, do your job, bruh.
If you deserve the fucking water, show me you deserve the water, you know?
No, you ask.
Want a wet towel?
Huh?
Want a wet towel?
Yeah.
I don't even know.
Looks good to me.
What's your name?
Are you getting more wet towels?
Shit, I wish we had a mic, bro. So this this they're fast, bro. We had a micro
40 on our desk everybody we're dead out of 4.2
Was my team
I had to but you lost speed
I got bad acceleration what you represent us. What you mean?
I got to get jerseys. That's like the nigga that was a bin from SUD.
And I killed that. And how you think it was?
How you think it was? How you think it was?
Oh my god, I was in third bro. I was in third
Fuck oh my god
Oh my way without further thing
Close, I don't know. I don't know bro
It's close. That's my thing. I think you should be fast. Oh, you accelerated more to me, dude
I don't care. We're so I thought I love you, too
Oh, you had it. Oh my god. Did you get me?
Oh, I don't know bro. I don't know. Oh, he got you last second. You slow down
What?
He was definitely far and far off.
You hear that, Mekko?
Why?
No truth.
Listen to Jason.
Huh?
What?
I lied about what?
What?
You got the last thing you said, huh?
I did.
I did this.
Hey.
I don't know.
What's it say?
Yeah, yeah.
What's it say?
Can I ask you something?
Oh.
I would have said.
What's up?
Can I ask you a question, Connor?
They would have said, OK.
That's the one.
Oh.
I don't know.
I got fit.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro!
Bro, really a good shot, bro.
I ran a 13-04.
He's gonna be hit!
Oh, we have to stand and build!
We have to stand and build!
Fuck!
That's how you...
Name exact order.
So what was the point of knowing I said bad?
Oh, oh, I couldn't...
Oh, it's right there, bro.
Man, fuck this guy, bro.
Hey, whoever's on comas, hit the bro. Go punch him.
Bro Joe, how are you feeling bro?
I'm fucking exhausted.
Are you tired of being in chat?
I'm tired of my chat.
Hear me the fuck out.
I'm hearing you man.
The first race, I made a promise to my chat and I said if I run over a 12-second hundred,
I'll eat ahead of lightest on the screen.
You know, that's funny.
I didn't run a 12-second hundred first one.
Second one, I saw Andrew was winning, I stopped, like I started jogging at the end and I run
a 12-two.
I'm not eating that shit.
Also, did you eat it?
El scam, bro.
El scam?
You lost that 2v2 probably, bro.
Did you ever eat it?
No.
You didn't put it silently.
I'm about to make it into my...
I'm all right.
I'll do it in five years.
I'm doing a Resident Evil food stream.
I'll put it in my bowl.
It's good.
I feel like I'm gonna die.
Second place, Beth.
I'm not upset about that.
I got fifth, man.
Yeah.
I'm proud of you, Beth.
Thank you, bro.
He's fast!
He ran in 11-6.
11-6?
That's like...
He's like a sneaker, he's not a runner.
If it was a 40...
40, I feel like that's what I would have said.
Oh my god, I'll put him in the car.
Oh my god, we're still in freakin' place!
Wait, how do you see the score?
Um...
So team, team worldwide, that's 2018, alumni is 15,
Mexico 15, UK 13,
U.S. 13.
Soft.
There Joe.
I want to rage with you, but I've seen you at Crash House, so I'm afraid of you.
Yeah, not that bad.
Like, I want to rage with you right now because you were supposed to win.
So it's like untrained, it does not run really.
Untrained, he plays football.
No, no, he doesn't train for running.
That's a matter.
He doesn't train for running.
So in average soccer games, you run like seven miles or something.
Yeah, but that's not sports.
Yeah, that's like, you know, you're in the specializing sport.
Now I get high every night and play fucking CSGO and you're sitting here thinking I'm supposed to fucking break out a pro 100 track for 100 ways?
You got fucking fifth.
I did it! Okay!
You did your best.
Yeah, I would have loved to see you out there, AJ.
I know, yeah. Unfortunately, I probably just wasn't in the cars.
It wasn't in the cars. Obviously everybody wanted to see me do the tapes and planes all, so I couldn't win this one.
Yeah, and you didn't even throw a paper airplane.
I did. Wait, are you starting?
Bill, what do you even do, dude?
What did he mean?
He fell out of a plane and then another one hit him.
What? How are you alive?
How are you limp and tight?
Trust me, I'm just that guy.
I'm just that guy.
See, you kept your word, but you didn't window.
I didn't.
I'm not gonna lie, so the person that said really banged up,
he got the gap, you know what I'm saying?
What's with that video?
Come on.
Because the love beats everything.
Uh-uh.
Ah.
All right, man.
It's the image age.
Uh-uh.
Ah!
That's a little too old.
Don't look too hot.
But you've got to go light.
Come to the pictures, man.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, bro.
I could have got third.
What was it that's like, are you watching a replay?
It was really hard.
Hold on.
Is there a tree next?
It was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Yeah, the agent.
Oh, my god, bro.
lean when you finished you're supposed to like I don't think I did you have to
launch because it's just slow down wait for you wait what is this over there
archery time to go route for keep wait a ninja from
Where's the evening?
They look like a ninja.
What do you get? What do you get? Throw a shirt to me?
Yeah. She got a dollar shirt to me.
Yeah.
And then we're going to do it for real.
Now, two rules with the arrows.
First, do not dry fire.
Don't pull it unless there's an arrow in it.
It's bad for the bow.
Second, don't point at someone.
Okay? Don't point at...
What if someone gets shot by a fucking arrow?
Then they'll probably die.
Ludwig will go to jail forever.
What if Ludwig is like,
Alright everybody listen to me
and then he has this fucking,
you know what I'm done bro?
He has this fucking bow pulled
and he's like oh shit!
Fucking kills Ludwig bro.
That'll be insane.
If Ludwig is a guy who came to get a jail forever?
I'd fucking suck bro.
Yeah!
That's...
I mean, I could have got third, but...
I'm disappointed in myself.
But last year...
Last year, it was way worse.
Honestly, as long as I had a little bit of improvement...
Okay, okay.
Well, that makes more cutting out!
Come on, let's go, Keith.
I'm right here, bro.
You know what I'm talking about?
No, you did good.
You actually did good.
Honestly, anything above six places is really good.
Jay, because we get points.
We have skills with our second.
Bro, we're at five per second right now.
That's crazy.
I got a lock in here, though.
Because tomorrow we just gave up Cupertals.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay, so the apples, twins, coins, and mud rig like the head or the left jersey is minus three.
Do you think I should go big or do you think I should just like that?
I think you'll be, bro.
Just go big?
I believe in you.
If I hit mud, it's minus four.
Because I could just farm the points, you know?
The red arrow makes it return.
Oh, excuse me. Where'd you get that cutie?
In the lounge is the restaurants, you have to have the best restaurants.
And then go ahead and you have some drinks.
There's map art so I'm just going to buy my time.
Where's the red stuff?
Hey slow y'all!
Stop it!
Not me.
I'm not the one.
You by the fence?
No.
No!
Holy shit!
Pull it!
Are you ready?
We'll take it!
Good job!
That's a good mark.
Thank you.
Coco's good.
The Canada girl.
Fuck it, fuck it.
What the fuck are you doing?
See, see now, I'm not even like, put a shirt on.
Put a shirt on, yeah.
Don't bully my older brother, my much, much older brother.
He's much, much, much, much older.
Oh, she hit Ludwig. GG.
Wait, you didn't, you ought to do it?
Yeah, yeah, minus three.
USA not looking like a super team
Okay
Oh
Play safe we might you might need a place safe here. I'm honestly thinking about doing that
I feel a lot of people are gonna try and hit the map
You know
No, I can't shot him, I'm going to do my best now.
I believe in you.
We got one practice shot up.
You got this, team.
Say it again, say it again.
You got this, team.
No, no, no, the way you said it before.
No, I don't want to say it because you said it in the same way.
You got this, team.
I'm going to fuck your life in there.
I'm going to get you.
I
Save
What does that mean
It's true. It's true.
I googled it.
You should keep yourself in one rebel a day.
One?
Yes.
That's Billy.
Y'all are just cheering for you.
Three, two, one.
What's going on?
So I'm one over, bro.
That's still a lot over.
Bro, if the rebel don't give in,
he's gonna make it to him, bro.
He's gonna make it to him for me.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, is that Apple?
Yeah!
She's Apple?
Oh, no, she's not.
I think she killed Lovie or something.
No, no, she did good.
She advances.
Oh.
Hey, Kim!
No crazy, Dr. Schumann.
You got this game!
You can't even like to be saying like that.
Godness Everdeen!
What are you doing?
Godness Everdeen!
What's the game plan?
Go again.
I'm saying a lot. Fuck that.
No one heard, fuck up.
Hey Red Arrow!
Okay, fair enough.
Red and pink.
This is fable!
See you in front of the arrow. I can go back to back this year.
Shall we sit?
Oh, fair enough.
Good job.
Thanks, guys.
You did great.
You got it?
All right.
You got it.
You are in first place team world ride.
I got that.
A lot of pressure here.
Do you have you ever shot an arrow in a real life?
I've never shot a real life.
So you've got WCython.
WCython.
Yeah.
So you should be good.
I think that.
All right guys, listen up.
I'm going to give you one practice shot.
Now we're doing three real shots
Oh my god.
He's got a block and two feet along.
That was an alright move.
He's just wet his all the time.
Oh, and he's got a block!
He's got a block!
Here's what I'm gonna do!
Say, Atlas, have a seat.
I'm gonna say, you can have a seat.
I like that.
That is every...
I'm gonna say, you can have a seat.
He's got a block and two feet along.
You got better to start.
I'm going to be a five ball hitter.
Fire!
Okay, yeah.
Not bad. Hey, that's a one-muff.
You're on the target. You're getting a steal for it.
You got it.
You got your shot. Come on, Keen.
You got this, Keen.
Don't worry, Ron. It's okay, Ron. Don't even worry about it. It's okay.
It's not your game.
What?
You look bad.
Team, why do you want your phone, teams?
Well, lock in.
Woo!
So cute!
That was a good one.
Yeah!
Woo!
You may, would you receive a two-seater air?
Right of your bone.
I miss you, Steve.
Hopefully, all three hit this time.
That last one hit.
Each.
Right of your bone.
It's not any of it.
Just right of your bone.
Yes, I see.
It's on you.
All right!
Hey! Fire!
Whoa!
And a monster round one from all competitors
except Stable Ronaldo who misses the board.
Alright!
He can't hit that apple.
He can?
Yeah, we can have him here.
Ron hit black.
Do not aim yet, do not aim yet.
Alright!
Competitors!
Aim!
Fire!
Whoa, whoa!
What?
Come around, come around.
Somebody shoot him!
Hey, get out, get out.
Oh
All these everyone watching
We're just gonna hold you here
I'm trying to take his phone.
I'm trying to do Suki homage, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, why would he run right when they're about to
Wait, wait, what did we get wait, that's a redo
No.
It doesn't count after we go.
Team!
If you get this week, we up.
I know, I know.
Wait, wait, we're not doing read-os, right?
No, we're redoing that.
I'm here, I've got you.
Slime is taking in the beautiful Southern California air.
Jokes aside, not what we wanted to see, but security is...
He turned around.
He could have got hit in the face.
Oh, so funny.
I wonder if he had a job.
Send him to jail!
The worst thing is that he's screaming.
You know what I'm saying? Why would you want that as a clip? That's so dumb.
Alright, catch you later.
I think it was some of your...
I was aiming, and as you ran on, I turned and let go.
I was so close as hell.
Should we take your shoes?
Nice.
You take your shoes?
I want to take that next shoe.
My dad is going to take his shoes.
I don't know if you're going to say when, but that was a good day.
I heard you guys said 31st.
No, we heard it.
I'm down. I'm down.
What do you want to do with it?
Where?
We've got to find a place.
Hey, what's security, bro?
JCC, bro, what are you talking about?
I was so long
Where else?
H away
Oh my god, the dean's in my chat
Oh dude
Looks great
I don't know what the fuck the bur like of this was
I never seen the Odyssey. I never seen the Odyssey. I watch this fucking spider-man.
I don't understand people stop processing, bro.
After you do that, then it was, bro. You get your clip, but nobody likes you. Nobody likes you at all.
That's like a waste of just... They just get no attention at all.
Clip, get your ha ha's, then everybody calls you something like jump ass and recharge and like that one bro.
5 yards.
Guys we're going to pass up everyone's 5 yards! 5 yards!
5 yards?
Best stuff.
5 yards back.
Still further?
Can I get a big round of applause for USC security and the police?
We're helping with that situation.
We're going to jump right back into things.
We're going to bring back our competitors.
Thank you guys for being here.
Appreciate the crowd.
And just so y'all know, I'll be staying after the event ends
if anyone wants to picture an autograph.
I'll hang around.
I appreciate y'all being here.
He just said give a tack.
I'm the best at this.
I think I can make some up.
Ooh, you're good.
You're the only one who can get to shoot that last time.
I don't even know how.
I'm going to pick up that second shot.
Where is it?
Oh, that's your blue. Oh, do you want to keep it?
I'll give that to you. So good to you.
Just for context, you're on the blue, you miss the first. It's not a bad keep.
You're technically down by one point.
I don't think it's a bad keep.
You keep it?
Get in the head, bro.
Oh, dude.
You already, like, like,
ah.
Ah!
But you know how to do it.
You're gonna get hurt.
Yeah.
Just next, bro.
Whoo!
Next, bro.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, go back.
Ooh, did you have an axe?
I'm gonna stop, thank you for being so...
Cool, cool, thank you so much.
I don't know how to say it.
Making a day for you, bro.
I got something.
What are you trying to say my name is garbage man?
What do you mean?
Oh shit, I gotta go back bro.
Let's support Monsignor.
Got him there, man.
Okay, competitors, ready your bow, do not aim yet, just ready the bow.
You guys got this.
This one moment, we're waiting for our final competitor.
All right, competitors, aim, fire!
All right, bows down, bows down, bows down!
Team, team!
I thought it was Ludwig.
Grab you some of that here.
Top to move on, bottom to eliminate.
If it touches the higher number, he is the higher number.
You're a yellow.
First up, we have Danny Vans.
Danny you got five plus six plus one Danny your final score is 12. Get up for Danny Vance.
Jesus. Look at that. King you hit me square in that 10. No. King you got six plus five minus three for a final score of eight.
Stay with Ronaldo!
You hit me.
That's minus three.
But then you hit a five.
Plus two.
And then you hit an eight.
For a final score of ten.
So it all comes down.
To teach at net.
If your score beats ten, you move on.
If it is less, you are out.
You got one, you got four, and T-10 that, congratulations, your final score is 12th, you are moving on!
It will be T-10 that in Danny Vance, who are joining the winners from the last round.
Could I get Cocotes, and could I get...
Who's the other person?
Holly Ball.
Yeah, you're good.
You got this though, not bad.
You're not going to win volleyball, bro.
Like, what have you genuinely done besides stay here and drink water?
I got...
No, no, no, seriously.
A little bit of a low blow.
You sat here, drank water, clapped for your teammate.
Like, you're a team clapper.
He's going to clap in a chat and gc chat.
I remember this.
These little chairs was controversial, to say the least.
The way I got out was stupid.
And that's the only event I've done.
So what do you want me to do? Get wings and fly over there?
Let me like yo team, I got this.
Instead of being like yo, yo you got this,
yo, y'all to y'all you got this.
Yo I'm not a clapper, yo Jason.
That'd be a clapper.
Tomorrow is the penalty shootout, which is the last event.
I'm going to win outside.
I'm gonna win us the event.
Dude, would you rather be the guy that starts off
the event good or the guy that wins the event at the end?
You know the answer.
I'm doing both, so.
All right.
What place did you get in the race?
Please tell me the better than Ron.
I can't, wait man, okay I got the better place though.
So Ron got six. I got like Milisec is off the third one. I tried my best, bro.
And we got out.
Damn bro, having the red duck.
Yo, red duck.
I hit the dummy.
Oh, dummy hit dummy.
That's real.
All right.
What's happening here?
I'm on Yana.
I'm running for Yana.
It's just like the air.
They're just looking at each other.
Hit the half way and shoot him.
That's not.
Jason, I'm out of here.
That's OK, bro.
Listen, if we had one out of this field, we would have won.
I was too locked in.
And it was a good shot, but it hit his head.
I know.
I thought it was one of those.
You're only drinking water.
I'm just rude.
How bad?
Yannick's ballast, bro.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, not bad?
She hit the blue.
She hit the ground, right?
I'm taking blue.
Oh, I won't.
I'm taking.
Oh, which one?
We're taking next.
I'm taking next, and I don't know what to do.
I don't know either.
Are you the brother?
I don't even know.
FCT
No, we both have CT. No like I legitimately well actually you might have CT bro
I've been punched on a couple times. I don't know
When we did that bro v. Bro, um, I thought you were gonna be like a spelling God in your brain
Yeah, cuz you had like a legacy to fulfill, bro
Uh, and you are messy bro, messy. Okay. Wait, hold on. Hold on. This is big
Yana just went over to the spot.
Damn, Yana.
You got this, Yana!
You got this, Pete.
C'mon, Yana.
What the hell?
Yo, 60 bro.
Maybe you want to switch, bro, because people want to see the bow and arrow.
Maybe instead of tweeting, maybe...
Tell him to pull it back.
Hey!
Fire!
No, he deadass.
He deadass.
Open the fuck up.
Yo, yo.
Bows down!
These guys tied me in the jam instead of clicking switch.
Yo, what the fuck?
You're after me?
I just wanted to see it in my own eyes.
Did that?
Guys, we have our first apple in it!
Congratulations to Kofi you hit our first apple
However we don't need to tell you the scores because Yana you will be the
first one out. Rana plus for Yana you get fourth place over all. Thank you very much Yana.
Rex, can we pull the arrows out and we're gonna get our next round started.
It's okay, yeah.
You guys are now top three, scores are reset.
Scores are reset, nothing you didn't matter.
Do you want to move here?
I'll get all of them.
Up to you.
It's up to you, either one, I don't care.
There's a fucking military up there after somebody.
What the hell?
Fucking they're going at the Rambo.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, what the hell?
I've never seen those plane before in my life.
Those are ones that are like missiles all the time.
Yeah.
top two move on three shots top two move on archers ready your nose
oh my man
they do the job
hold on my third you're doing it
I was hard about that
alright alright
three archers left top two move on
I was like this
Danny
Danny, go to the net.
You guys can notch your bow.
Get your arrow in.
All right, three shots.
Bottom score is eliminated.
Predators.
All right, 1v1.
Hey!
Honestly, we need to get out of here.
Danny with a dart.
Cacote with a dart.
That might be an apple hit.
I'm not sure, but that might be an apple hit for Cacote.
We'll see.
We have to go to our next round first.
Two shots left.
Archers, you can ready your bow?
Ready your arrow?
No, Brett, she's a shooter.
All right.
Two left.
Watchers! Hey!
Fire!
Missed by that. Hit by Danny.
And miss by the coach. Open this game up.
Bottom is eliminated. Top to move on.
This is your final shot. He's in that. You need to go big.
Right now you have two points.
Military base in the bar.
More points.
You needed to find out if there was a warm one.
All right!
That's where I get all my money from.
Archers!
Just kidding.
Ready to bow?
It's on the news app.
You didn't know? Apple has a news app.
Fire!
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
Last shot.
Oh!
Come on, guys.
It's good.
All right, bows down, bows down, bows down.
I'm not seeing shit here.
What a performance there.
I believe.
I know T-10 that's up, but I'm curious.
From Danny Banz, we got seven, eight, and nine.
Congratulations, Danny Banz.
Yeah!
to move on because T10 Net, your final score is two.
So we're going to the finals.
Guys, give it up for T10 19, we're alive.
Third place is great.
All right, y'all.
You guys are in the finals.
Were you doing a TikTok dance?
No.
Was that a Fortnite dance?
No.
Dancing, finals.
How do you feel you beat Danny the first round, but he beats your background?
I'll be pissed.
If you lose to Danny, you'll be pissed?
Yes.
Because you don't have a lot of experience with archery.
I know, but I have six years of competitive gun shooting range.
You're a Canadian.
I know, but I have competitive shooting range.
American.
I'll see you later.
Danny, let's go.
Come on, Danny.
Danny, what's the archery experience?
I'm a first bow yesterday.
You shot your first boat yesterday and you got 27 on the board?
Like that.
So how's that happen?
I don't know, I got colesoli in my bag, I'm ready now.
Are you fussing on your day?
I'll need to do something.
How much do you want?
You go eat mutton now.
You look so green.
See you.
I like food.
Alright guys, this is the last round.
You were a weight on your team.
Like, what do you even do?
We got three shots.
Do something.
You don't even get in.
Okay, okay, it's you.
What's the dream of your whole team?
Seven.
I bet.
How about your team?
Five?
Second?
Ass.
Are you sure?
It's ass.
Ass, please.
You're not getting it.
Let's play it again.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit, bro.
You sit here.
What do you do?
200 meters and you got beat.
I showed.
Okay.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, but at least I did something bad.
Can I get one?
A big round for Canada, minus three for Danny.
Looks like it's about three points or four points for people.
Two more shots left, anything can happen.
And you'll get that apple.
Danny Bansow in!
What are you talking about?
I'm screaming.
Look at here in your room for team Canada!
All right, guys.
I appreciate that.
Hey!
I bought a concrete stack in McDonald's.
Okay.
And I'm bull riding tomorrow.
So watch out for that, Jack.
That's gonna be over on Zabarton TV.
Hey!
You said you wanted to stream.
Hey!
I'm trying to do like a thing where our worlds kind of start to grow.
I want to stream together.
You're gonna come drown him?
No, I don't want to have to come to L.A. to vacuum the Toronto.
Hit the car.
Are you gonna follow me?
Yeah.
What?
Cody.
You took them?
Cody, you took them.
Look, where?
Get Cody.
Danny's nice.
Oh, they missed.
Oh, Danny's nice.
Oh, no!
Oh, my god.
Oh, we gotta do the math.
We gotta do the math.
We gotta be close.
Pretty good, bro.
She is just one.
Danny, you got the best arrow in the last round.
That's seven points.
Which one should I mention?
I do.
Arrow.
She actually shoots the best.
Then you hit for a four, but unfortunately,
like it's like a specific environment.
But she was actually behind a three, behind a score, eight.
Cacota on the other hand had a miss.
She hit it for four, and she hit it for six.
Canada is the winner!
Mexico will get second place.
I don't know how that will shake up the leaderboard, but we're gonna go to our casters to find out who's leading, who's losing, and what can shake up in all of us.
What's their place?
Canada and Mexico in the showdown, and it's looking like a man's death.
What a bunch of good shots.
Honestly, Danny, right here, is three hitters.
16.
It's how we stood first.
It's great second to last one.
Great second and then volleyball.
Call me a charity, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
That's how y'all mad at me, bro.
Why is a dash cam 5, bro?
That means they're over, bro.
Yeah, that's shit there, bro.
What about Island?
What about Anaheim?
I don't know, bro.
How you been?
Yeah, I'm into physical, emotional, financial, everything good.
Everything good? That's good, bro.
I think something younger named.
Over there.
It's a Jason.
I think that's our biggest fan.
That's our oldest fan probably.
I love that, bro.
Yeah, thanks.
I remember I was crying like fuck.
What do you want? Get out of here.
What the fuck?
Come here!
Yo, what? Did you get a cap can?
I'm a boy, I see.
Oh, no, no, no, don't do that.
Yo, is he actually injured?
No, he's not.
He's dead.
Oh
Oh my God!
Wheelie, do it Wheelie!
No, he jumped out of the wheelchair and is not injured.
And Jason Porter's like, hey, I'll practice with my shirt.
Yo!
He's holding it!
Hey!
No!
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
I thought you got a crazy line.
You're not that bad, man.
That'd be crazy.
That would be long, wouldn't it, man?
That would be crazy.
Pretty bad, bros.
See, look at that.
No, no, no, you can't have it.
How did you actually fall out of a, huh?
I'm taking four.
One, two, three, four.
No.
OK, fine.
OK, let's begin this.
Let's do the push-up feed right now.
I know you.
Push-up feed right now.
Now push-up feeding.
Push-up feed right now.
Brother, you're in a cool body.
Can I kill him?
No.
Push-up feed right now.
Let's do it.
Look, I'm pulling him up.
Here you go.
Hey, can you help him out, bro?
Push-up feed right now.
I'm gonna push up with this shit.
I'm gonna tear it.
Bro, bro, get in your wheelchair.
I'm gonna push up with this shit.
I'm trying to think this guy didn't fall out of a fucking plane.
Apparently, he fell out of a plane and then another plane hit him while he was falling.
I took out that plane.
Oh my god, we're top three.
That's awkward.
Thanks, man.
Got a place.
Let's go, wardrobe.
We gotta do this.
Hey, this is you now.
Okay, enjoy the movie.
Somehow he got into the wheelchair.
You're only two hundred.
Come on, wardrobe.
Hey, Vanessa just took place.
USA and Canada.
I'm thinking like...
This one's on you.
The next is free-stack, so that's me and...
What are you saying?
Are you passing the free-stack?
Yeah.
What are we gonna do?
The one who's doing it now.
What was that?
I don't want
He's too big
Me too big round go way down the craze
Let's go wave that flag hey, let's go wave the flag where Joe hey, let's get some crowd play gone
You ready, team alumni?
Just give me a seat.
Team alumni!
Come on, swing that shit.
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, let me defy.
Okay, I'm gonna cross the line over with you.
Team alumni!
Woo!
Wow, folks!
If I got my name right here!
Right, Jason, Jason!
Oh, she got me!
She got me!
Let's go!
Let's go.
When we out?
Get my trash.
Did I hear that correctly?
Good job.
That's how you do it.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. What's wrong? We got this.
The craze back when I saw it.
We got an idea.
I like stack them like this instead of stacking them like this.
Alright, I'll be rooting.
Yeah.
Fire plane.
I heard a discord sound.
Who's on discord?
You got me.
This is Resident Evil Slav.
Oh yeah, of course.
Where's everyone else headed?
What would you do if your car or house got broken into?
I would.
It's the one from Marlene City.
It's the one that broke into my car or house.
They get punched on it.
Or something bad might happen.
I can't even say on this camera.
And then the next one here I'll show you.
So it's like you get punched, so you fall backwards, and then you punch.
Ready?
So someone's punching me?
Yeah, you can go close if you want to hold on.
Take off.
Okay, and now I'm punching.
Yeah.
Alright.
And then the next thing, I think you did it last year.
Bring your leg just like that.
Alright, thank you.
Nice.
What are your reactions to me?
Looney Tone Hat Punch
What is going to be like in a little bit?
He's got your back
What?
You like it?
What's up?
Uh, anybody, uh, do you like it?
No, you did
I'm back
You did
You want it?
What's up bro?
I have to go and climb.
Do you want an other one with two wheels or no? Do you want to have it as?
No, it's not my fault.
Which one?
What?
I'm doing... come on, I'm going to go up the mountain first.
Oh, nice.
And which other?
I did the hiker meter.
Oh, if you think so.
Good?
Yeah, I went to a good place, but you know
Good place?
Better than that, uh, better than last
Good job! What's up? With the bow and arrow, good job!
Yeah, good job! Oh, thank you!
Come on, dude, we're back
We're back?
What's your president eating?
Yeah, I was right there with you to be...
I'm not a fucking footballer
This is genuinely fucking soft, Beth.
Top, guys?
You're not a ninja anymore.
So, what are we talking about right here?
Behind the scene squad?
Hey man, you been to the booth?
I'm gonna go and look right now.
Oh my god, we went there.
Oh.
I have a confession.
Confession.
I have a confession.
When I was little, I didn't speak with these when I went there because I was young.
And I was in the shower.
By the way, it's soundproof.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's soundproof, yeah.
Yeah.
When I was a little kid, I didn't speak with these when I was penis and basically.
No, no, no, I think you're making like a real deep confession.
I am, bro.
I jerked off with a dump of bar soap.
Did you get his soapy?
And one time I did some real ass shit.
I clogged my shower drain because you're not supposed to come in and shower drain.
No, that's, that doesn't...
What is it?
That happened to you?
I've never done many shower drains.
No, no, no. I mean, his line is different, bro.
Like, Google it.
You're not supposed to come down to the toilet or the shower drain.
Bro, I'll be in here and get my toilet pregnant.
But, uh, yeah, it's my confession.
Damn.
That feels good in here, bro.
Feels great in here.
Over there
Where's what
Got one more
So why are you just why are you straight? That's my question
It's grass.
You're grass.
And you're doing the glove and thank you.
Thank you guys. Almost a level 14.
Honestly, and I was thinking level 14, maybe I'll take my freaking socks off.
Let's take each throne.
No.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
Hey dad, I want that.
We want that.
Oh my god. Why not about it's back.
It's back.
Oh, yeah, you remember? Last time? Yeah, when I was 20. I was
twenty-teen and I was underage. I was like, oh, I said, don't say it like you're...
Hello! Hi, how are you? You have to choose who you would like to go up against for
great stuff. Oh, what? Because France is in last place, they chose UK, it can
be in seventh. You're in sixth place, so you get to choose who you would like to go up against.
I feel like we should go get friends.
France is already, they're going now.
These are the climbers.
Yeah. So you're Maya, nice to meet you, right?
Honestly, your team US wouldn't be that confident for us.
I'm going to go get this.
Don't go get this.
Man, I gotta feel like Team USA might be the best team here.
Tyler's the climber?
Yeah, Tyler's the climber, which is one of the worst moves that you can do because he's happy.
He's so dense.
It should be, like, the smaller...
I mean, teaching at though, he's tosser, she's a rubber spray.
So, okay, I don't think that's a problem.
Yeah, I honestly don't think that's a problem at all.
So you think you go against Tyler?
I don't know, am I?
Honestly, going against Tyler is probably the best move for you,
because he's a big dancer, like you said.
This is who, so the climbers are Maya, teaching at Boomi being Evelyn, Gontes, or Tyler-1.
I mean, if you go against two alumni, we'll just win the game.
Who do you think she'll go against?
I mean, USA might be the best choice for me on here.
Just try the one with good sense.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't know.
No, I'm scared for me, so you can too.
Hey, Fumi, that's my teammate.
That's literally my teammate.
This is gonna be great.
And it's wardrobe.
Maybe go against...
I don't know, I don't know who you're gonna go against.
Oh my God!
Did we go against-
I was just saying, everyone invited to send the support.
It's a tossing.
The person passing the crate is also running between the staff and back and forth.
So it is an embarrassing day.
Random kid.
His shoulders are the best one.
So, we're gonna go against Mexico.
That seems smart, right, Jack?
Sixty for the red circle and a little...
Love Team Mexico, though.
Yeah.
Or do we do Tyler and Mari?
Tyler's climbing Mari?
I mean, I feel like Tyler won.
I made the best option.
Fuck us.
Hey, Tyler or Evelyn?
Um, watch Tyler.
Okay, mine's chose Tyler.
I literally said that.
USA.
USA?
Center of gravity is thick.
Yeah
It's the big
I'm sorry, but can you hear me?
No, it is as awesome as you need to be!
Whether you want to pair it up one by one, or maybe two by one, or maybe two by two, but all you get is...
Where the fuck am I supposed to go right now? I feel like I'm out of go...
Over there?
There's so many people.
Guys, behind the red line!
Haha, god.
That's how we do it.
Oh, look at that water.
That's what it gives me the most.
I don't know where it is.
How do you feel?
Bro, I don't know how you were fast enough though.
No, but I should have beat you.
Bro, I had a terrible start.
I just have bad acceleration.
It's because you're shorter.
My strides aren't as long.
So like for shorter people they start fast, but then once you get long you lose.
Look, look, look, look.
You look all high and my legs are already yours.
You got longer strides, bro.
I was scared bro, but I see you in front of me.
Oh fuck, I'm losing this shit.
Cause I knew I couldn't beat Joey in fucking Anzo.
That's why you first hit it at the end.
Anzo's built like, I don't know, I don't know.
The chest was all fucked up.
No, I was trying to get that moment when you say both finished like you said, I should do that.
Just in case.
No, you're supposed to like lean forward. I forgot to do that.
Bro, if you were a dove, you might have had it.
That shit would have hurt.
Wait, is Doyle fucking going on a thing, Bear?
Wait, are you doing this?
No, no.
Who me and Warthrobe?
What do you got coming up?
Wait, Warthrobe, are you doing this?
Yeah.
You mean the air?
No.
Wait, what did you say?
Okay, who me and Warthrobe?
Oh, oh, I just have me and Warthrobe.
I'm not.
You got this, Warthrobe.
Well, I said this game, but you scared?
I didn't think Warthrobe was doing it.
Alright, safety team, are we good?
Safety team, we are good?
Alright, competitors.
Are we good?
Alright, competitors, listen up.
One at a time.
I don't know.
To prepare, give it a second.
To prepare.
If your tower falls into your opponent's tower, your GQ.
Okay?
If your tower falls into your tower, disqualify.
Toilet.
Those are all the crates you get.
All right, guys, I don't really know how this is going to go, but I'm excited for it.
Would you guys mind helping me in the countdown?
We got our very first great stack competition.
Let's give it up.
Let's start it in five, four, three, two, one.
Again.
All right, we are off.
The competitors are going.
They have a time limit of 8 minutes, usually in testing, it does not go to time, it usually
ends with somebody falling.
The most important thing is to see the strategy.
If you fall off, it is over.
You need to step up.
I need you to step up.
What?
If you step up, it is over.
I need you to step up.
If you step off, it is over. I need you to step up, Garth.
Okay.
What in the Minecraft is he doing?
Okay.
I feel like...
Why are they walking, Garth?
It looks like Garth is going for a one-by-one.
A one-by-one is the most effective rate to dance height.
The issue with a one-by-one isn't obviously less stable.
So we see the French chef of going for a two-by-one.
It's going to be slower to get up.
But, they will get more stable.
Now, the height is marked by what you stand on, not by what you stack.
If you can't stand next to your stack and then say, it's 10 high, you need to be at the top of it.
So far the French are 3 high.
Clark is currently at about 1 high.
He has not stood on his tower yet.
I don't know what he plans to.
For now, it almost looks like he's setting himself up a home base and then planning to
climb it later on.
It's a 1v1.
I don't know.
Two stacks.
It's an interesting strategy.
Now, that's what's really not even doing it.
It looks like Joelle is just running and making a staircase for her and she just has to go
1v1.
So far, Team France is ahead.
Yeah, 1v1.
Alright, although Garn's tower is higher, it's about who's foot is on the higher crate.
I don't even know what he's doing for like a like a twin tower situation. What is the idea here?
Because there's two because there's two
He's building the left one taller again dark. You need to be at the top or it's a couch. Okay
Yo, there's taking one
All right, we're good again. That's just
Doing better
Aren't already wobbly I'm just gonna not sure about the strategy
What is what is he doing?
He's standing next to the tower, does he know that it doesn't count unless he's on the tower?
I don't know God, God has a plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You trust God, he has a plan.
I trust him, I mean, you trust God, he has a plan.
That is an ancient man who is wiser than all of us combined.
He knows what he's doing.
Okay.
How are you doing?
French.
Yo.
So, what was that?
Oh yeah, I got you.
What's up?
Come on, bro.
What's up?
Don't touch him.
Yeah.
It's more dangerous if you touch him.
Don't worry.
I'm just being French.
Whatever
They get a score of two
So, France moves on to the next round.
I pulled back.
I did.
I was focused on my field game.
We're going to get ready for the next round.
He was interesting. Let's go to Team UK to get their first reactions to this last place finish.
Connor, you said you might have a...
Oh, is it 2x1?
Are they going to keep going?
They're not afraid to play that.
You good, bro?
So, 2x1, yeah.
So if you just if you let them loose first that's a strategy
So you can't go slow
Where's our headache
What the fuck have you been doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck are you doing?
What a guy are you?
I don't know what you're doing.
I just want to say, at least, I don't know what the fuck you are doing.
He's playing with you, bro.
He's getting his spot, Johnny has his spot here in LA.
Hey, please!
Have you ever had your...
What, you don't want to pull up?
I bet, I've heard this.
We own all these.
Yeah, you guys, we got this.
They can enter in that body's ticker spot right now.
Wanna go home?
We got like three more games right?
So like, how far is the trip from here?
Which way?
Like the cars, I find them awesome.
Uh, it's probably like an hour.
Okay, so like, just let me know when we're going.
So you don't want to say it.
Oh, yeah.
Let me know when we're going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember, like, I'm washing the cars today.
Oh, yeah, oh.
Yeah, I'm washing the cars today.
Because it may be, but if you're doing Maybach Monday every day,
but you don't want to do it, I'll clean the interior.
Oh
Sell your team
Finish today last place
Now that is a huge risk
It is no is not Bob Jason is not is going to sell you
He has a resident in Yucca.
Oh yeah, Price.
All right.
Get set.
All right.
He said Price.
That's your mainstream now, right?
That's your mainstream, bro.
We did it.
We did as did it.
You just gotta say every single day and also play the game.
Price ball right.
Yo, stop being sneaky, dude.
That's a hard thing to do, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
A lot of it's good to teach.
But it will be only 14s moving on.
Bottom team will be eliminated.
After, after.
Just for context, four teams will be eliminated.
You might think limits are four by tie.
No.
We're doing a tiebreaker.
It's the max height you reached.
And the height isn't based off the crates.
height you reached. And the height isn't based off the crates, it's based off of the highest
crate you stood on. All the way. So Garnt stood 2 crates high. If anyone beats a score
of 2, even if they lose, it will beat Tee's count.
Well none of us on our team is top.
Toesie's in the handle counts. You just need to Toesie. If you use the crate to stand up
You don't have to be on top of that.
Okay, okay. I think you stand.
I appreciate that stance.
Guys, let me hear if you watch him, you'll say to win!
Welcome.
What about Team All Stars?
What's up, guys?
What's up, man?
It's a ramp, it's a wall.
They both need the points.
I hope the fuck...
So we'll see which team's able to pull this off.
Competitors, are you ready?
Are we ready are you ready
It is great stack and we are gonna see two equivalent strategies to two by one stacks
to lie
All right, and our interesting from Tyler one. He's barefoot dogs out
Looks like Nike socks
Five where he's standing on these boxes right now
Now generally you might notice that
Seem to pick people
Generally better
It's very largest and strongest competitor for this. We'll see how that helps for first
It's almost a neck-and-neck tie, Mari's doing a great job keeping up with Nicewick.
You have to understand how exhausted these competitors are going to get.
They've already been out here in the sun, as you guys have for the last six hours.
Oh my gosh, the five of us are team scorers.
Are you all stars?
No, what, so you ran, and what else?
Oh, brother.
Dude, you're not saving a single sound.
I'm just gonna hit it over with you, bro.
You call me Prime De Gea?
What's his first name?
De Gea.
No, what's his first name?
David.
And he just said David.
No, he just said David.
Oh, didn't say David.
Bro, De Gea, an ancestor of United Legends.
One country's a bro.
Don't look at him.
Uh...
He definitely just...
Wait, what a guy!
I swear to God!
Just to reach their teammates.
Dude, you're good at LARPing.
Like, hey, bro.
I'm gonna keep it a box.
I'm not gonna do that.
That's what a LARPing would say.
I learned, bro.
I hate the person who invented the word LARP, bro.
Low key.
True, true.
Yeah, what's LARPing when you can learn?
This is a tie game, by the way.
No rush.
I don't want to steal stupid goods.
Oh, they both got tires.
Look, it's Kyler, bro.
He's way heavier than Maya.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no, Tyler, my fault.
Sorry, Tyler.
Tyler, my fault.
No, no, no, no, no, Tyler.
He's such an athlete.
Boy!
Oh, Tyler. Oh, my God, I love Tyler.
So we see two different strategies coming out.
Tyler's going step to step.
Yeah, you wouldn't even play, yeah.
Fair, fair.
I remember when he ran it down there.
I didn't and then
Come on Tyler
My is like just chilling
Bro, they need to be tall
She's cheating.
Oh, they're saying that she's holding the rope.
Who's holding the rope?
Dude, they might not even...
Wait, she's gonna see if Tyler's gonna fall.
That's more gross
If you'll fall and then don't even risk falling. Yeah
Like I wrote Tetris
That's like a
One block method and just fucking or a farm
I'm not going to clap, it's like my offensive clap.
Oh, he's shaking!
Tyler!
Can you pull this off?
No.
I said no throwing, just a reminder.
No.
Whoa, he's good, he's good.
That's going to go for the transfer.
Now he tries to place his second crate down.
Oh my god.
He clutched it.
Wow.
Come on, Ty, quicker!
Wow.
your teammate quicker time team you say could have picked Joe Barton in the same
level as Joe Barton looks like one of our athlete handsome man oh they're hot
able to reach up with ease it's gonna fight Mari who she oh oh oh Tyler shake
Oh
Bully ball
Somebody said a mood against chat. What was the cheating she held the rope
They didn't say anything I don't know I'm gonna tell my team to hold the rope
No, she didn't
You didn't you're just a heartbeat brother you don't even know that what doesn't even make sense in that sentence, bro
Have you done you sat here carry it live you'll give me a water at least in a cool towel jesus
Fuck you
like you know how, you know how, you know how you're thinking stuff, you know how that, you know how, in the USA, you know how you go and say man, that I already got three steps in my head, you know, steps right there, you know, like, no, but you're already heading to the side, you know, I got hands on, I'm gonna go, you know how you want to take your time to think about how we can decide.
Wait, but here's the thing, though.
I was saying they were messing up because Tyler was putting them under him himself.
You gotta help Tony.
Cause he's like, unbalanced?
Cause he's trying to put the crate on the floor.
You're tall.
You gotta put the crate on the floor.
Two by one, right?
Two by one.
Hellcat.
Rolls best.
You just stick your feet and you put the brakes.
Listen, listen, listen.
You go up on the floor and you come to the train work.
And then you run and do it.
And then when I run, I put one right here.
And then while you're sitting there,
you're trying to put that one in the corner.
In my case, you put the brakes back.
Yeah, yeah.
That's us.
You got to get your harness down.
Oh, wait, she's mad.
Hey.
Go kill the world, Bumi.
Hey, boys, go kill the world.
You don't even know what to do.
What, bro?
Did you understand what he's doing with the bars?
That shit was mad confusing.
I'm not gonna lie.
I trust my teammates.
I do too, I do too, but I've got a hard illustration.
So why not say a three by one?
That's not bad.
That's not a bad shot either.
A three by one?
Oh, if you get a stack, you can step.
Hey, wardrobe, hey, come here, come here.
You can do a three by one, and go super high.
So one block, one block, one block.
Hey, see if you can just step up.
Yeah.
What?
What is up with him?
He's from Mexico.
He's got to be a little more stable.
It's more stable and now you have more ground to move around.
You could do that, or you could go 2x1.
Yeah.
What is up with him?
It's up to you.
I mean, Maya just tries to do it 2x1, but...
No, Joe, but you have to put the crates under her.
She needs to put her foot up, and you have to put the crates under her.
Fool me.
No, idiot.
Fool me.
My bad.
No, no, no.
No, my bad, Chad.
What's the point of doing 3?
Never mind, bro.
1, 2, 3.
It's not a bad shot.
It's not bad. It's because like...
No, no, no. It's fine.
There's three 2x1, 2x1.
It's made too complex.
I think 3x1, for the reason that, you know...
Fuck it. 4x1.
So instead of being on one and pricing one next to you,
if you get too high, you got three.
That's true.
You see, dude?
You know what I mean?
We Asians, so we good at this captonian shit, you know?
Yeah.
I think 3x1 is better if you're stacking for yourself.
It's up to you, it's up to you.
It sounds like a fine idea.
It has been done.
Who are we up against?
Canada?
International.
International?
It's gonna take a while though.
The thing is though, if break gets too high then we run out of blocks.
I'm not going high.
I'm not going low.
I'm passing block.
Oh.
You dead as the team cardio, bro.
You just run.
I'm the team captain, bro.
I know what you're talking about.
You're the captain?
Who's the captain?
Team captain, bro.
You're the final whole team, bro.
How's your life, bro?
Okay.
How's my life?
I'll take the back.
Oh, so fast because I'm the captain?
Bro.
We should not do it, man.
We should not be doing it.
Yeah, hold on.
I think that, yo, we're trying to delay.
We're trying to...
What the fuck are you talking about?
We're not even the same Asian, man.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the Spider-Man meme.
All pointing at each other.
No, right.
No, like us two. You've never seen a movie?
We got the one time.
Elevation.
Oh, wow.
You don't want to be Asian?
No, no, because we don't look the same.
We're different races.
Why are we pointing at each other?
We don't look the same.
That was the whole point.
Oh, that's what I was saying bro.
It's because he got different eyes than us.
To me, he got the same eyes.
I got double.
You got mono.
Mine not double.
I just can't believe it.
Korean eyes are so small.
Bro, what?
Korean got smaller eyes.
Korean do got smaller eyes.
Yeah, eyes almost like this.
It means like we got double Taiwanese.
He's like half half
Taiwanese is a little like China
I'm not even trying to lie
I'm calling you, oh you look like fucking pilot
No no, Vietnamese, double island
Like you can tell, like look, you want me to go mono?
My shit is like double or like
My shit is double?
I can go double on command
Look look look
Nah man
We Koreans call us yo.
If I do this, if I see you at 3am in the morning, I'll think you're a creep.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
You know that meme or not?
Bro, Jason, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm disappointed you didn't do the meme with us.
Bro, it's because I don't want to send my people back, bro.
What do you mean, send your people back?
I don't want to send my people back, bro.
All Asians look alike.
Oh, so you're saying you're too good to do it with all the Asians?
Are you not true?
Goddamn it.
Oh, you're saying Vietnam better do the other Asians.
No, I never said that, bro.
He laughing because he know it's true.
No, he laughing because this is rage bait.
Oh, so Jay, you saying Vietnam the best Asian?
I never said that.
You two above it, right?
I never said that.
You two above because you see Taiwanese, I'm Korean?
No, bro, I still bro, no, bro, I'm good, I'm out.
I'm gonna exit the cutscene.
No, Jay.
I got to wine about it's back, bro.
Hey, this time I can drink apple juice.
This time I can drink apple juice.
We're here with Jason and we're wondering if you ever truly think about him.
What?
I bet. I bet.
Bring up sleep right here.
No, I wasn't thinking about sleep. I was thinking about...
I'm about to make your wedding about myself.
Oh, we're fine.
No, I'm... when... you're about to say you're proud?
You say... I got something to say.
No, no.
They're going to say speak now or forever, don't use your face because they're like, got it.
No, but it's fine.
It's fine about you.
Well, that's about the original.
They're both Asian, so a lot of people still.
Hold it, see. No, I can't even exit the cutscene because it's too big to fix the text.
Oh my God.
It's weird that you got women confused.
Oh my God.
I think you look good, right? I think you should wear that all the time.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Here's a blue collar, man.
Come on, come on.
He's bragging in me. Try something else.
What about Holly?
Maybe I got one of these guys in the light.
Yeah, it's not controversial until someone doesn't call man.
We got one P.A.R.
Look at the fucking E.L.F.
They don't call that.
It's nothing unless you review it.
Okay, got it.
Hey, Joe Butterlozzy, PSA 10.
PSA 10, Joe Butterlozzy.
Can you sign it?
They misspelled my name on that.
Did they really?
My name is Miss Veldt.
Yes.
What do you mean?
No, my name is JYNXI online.
What is it?
There's no Z.
I don't know.
Dude, this is a lamicki ass man.
Yo, just do one box and have aura.
I'm not doing two boxes.
You know what I said?
I think three is the amount.
You know what I said?
Last year, Jason, what do you think, though?
Even though it's super fucking hot, last year they started at like 12.
I feel like they should start at 12.
Yeah, we're gonna get it done.
We're gonna get it done.
Please.
Mill shot.
Yeah, for sure.
Wait, it's already 6?
whole tournament of this and then we have a whole tournament of this.
The volleyball takes the longest.
It's going to take an hour and a half.
That's what they said a lot about this.
Well, shit, man.
Well, how many more of this do you have, bro?
I got a strike.
I would do one box.
If I was on that, I would do one box.
Yo, let's have some fun.
Can I balance? I don't know.
But I'm going to get up to the top.
Two.
What is he eating?
They're doing two.
You're going to go up.
Yeah, it's funny.
But then they're doing...
Nothing.
Oh, wait, you're right.
I would have to I would have to go
Fuck it. I mean I could get one box till this. You think you're gonna jump are you doing yourself?
But you see you're the first person I've ever seen with great Nike socks. I even know they may bring like you
So yeah, we got the grand possible. Oh, bro. No, these are like everybody uses the white Nike's black. Thanks. These are horror
neutral
Look bro, baldy balls gonna be great
I can look, he got you ready, look.
It's gonna slice them in all your fingers.
Hey, Russ.
Valtiubos.
The best in the world.
No way.
Can I just give you, like, a paper or not?
Who won an arm with her?
You're sick of that.
Yo, Ray.
Are you winning right now?
Shit, I'm getting panicked.
It's like, go away.
We got snacks or no?
No, we can't go.
Ow, I don't want to be strong.
Hello, that's what I'm saying.
Hey
Yeah, buddy
Yo, I'm hungry, but I guess that for me, huh?
I'm gonna slap you out of back Vanny snicker nigga
I just switch it
The first person to step up with both feet, we'll be in the lead.
Team Canada is team Canada is in the lead.
Team Mexico not far behind.
Let's go, Woshan!
Team Canada is in the lead.
If Team Mexico makes a step first, they will be in the lead.
Well, I'll probably fall off at this one.
He needs to place both feet on for it to happen.
They're boasting, stumbling, they're boasting.
It's a scary step for the crowds in origin, man.
Only about a minute left.
One minute and four seconds remain.
Oh, and I get all of my own asses.
Oh, that's Edward.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you.
Come on, take a look.
It's in his place!
Wow, look at Canada, bros.
Hello, Jason.
He's got a ball in!
Next go is winning the tiebreaker!
There are 45 seconds left!
45 seconds left!
Whoever takes the step first,
he has to leave!
He kills those big butts,
because when they squirt,
they have to go.
He's leaving!
Look out of the top!
Yeah, he is.
He's very lost.
He actually balanced it. That's crazy.
That is under the club, bro.
That was good.
Wow Canada won!
Wait did it? Wait it's a tie right? Oh it's a tie!
Team Canada won!
I thought Team 1 was a straight line.
Give it up for Team Mexico!
Great performance!
I like it all, I want to change order
They're not able to
Team Canada is moving on!
I'm here with my old co-host, Monica, and we've got Jason DeLeen here.
That's any question.
Okay, but I expected it, okay.
See if y'all still got it.
We want to come to the first day.
First day.
You already asked me that.
It's the first one.
What's the drunkest you've ever been, legally, now?
I don't get drunk. I get high.
Yo, team!
A little bit of that.
Oh, team! Who you are?
You see all that? Okay!
Yes!
I didn't watch it at all.
Yes!
Damn!
Yes!
Lula, hey! Lula, Hibachi show!
You look like Chris and Mike!
I look like Hibachi show.
Hey, it's a little like a Hibachi chef.
It's a little like a Hibachi chef.
It looks like Chris and Mike.
So it's a little honey, I'll thank for sure, unfortunately.
Magic Mike?
No, no.
You can Google it.
I'll find it for you.
Let me just...
Hey, he looks like a Hibachi chef.
He'll like this.
Fuckin' 80's that man.
Hey, that's a, hey, not my chuck, ain't it?
Shut the fuck up, or I'll walk that fucking bandaid off your fucking head, Ron.
Goddamn it, man.
Fuck shit.
I think he looked like that.
Did I look like that?
You guys?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, it's a big toe.
Wait, what's happening?
Did you get a toe breaker?
Uh, no, no, no, it's okay.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just how like, what if it bites on them?
You fuckers are gonna hit you.
Uh, guy like,
you want a fist?
Go on.
I say.
Ha ha ha.
I don't think I'm a thug.
I'm still spitting on them.
It's not brown, it's not brown.
Nice fight.
Look at it.
It's all Canada one.
Can you call me John?
I'll say that.
Oh no, it's not.
No, I did it.
No, it's fine.
I think I called you Jay.
Oh, you called me Jay.
I thought you said that.
Yeah.
It's my BG.
You like to start drama?
Yeah, he does it.
No, not anymore.
Yeah, I'm recording.
Oh, yeah, we'll see.
Give it a week.
I know.
Ask my DJ.
He's a picket on.
I don't want to know.
Honestly, no.
She's alright.
You should go.
You should go viral real quick.
You go viral?
No, I don't want to know.
You go viral?
No, I don't want to know.
I mean, I'm bad again.
I mean, one of the three of us can get hateful right now.
We go viral.
I already have.
Wait a minute, where are you going?
I got a client.
She's got a client.
Um, my campaign firm.
Hey, you are incredible.
You're so good.
Thank you so much.
You sure you need sauce?
Yeah, like it's killing me.
Yeah, I'm actually...
Oh, you just came in this way?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
What's your other event?
What other thing you're doing?
Um, the wood writing.
Oh my god!
Swiss, Swiss, Swiss.
She's doing good.
Okay!
Yeah, I hope so, I hope so.
Wait, where is your team?
I'm back, I'm back.
I have something for my team.
We're not up yet.
Let's go!
Hey, where's your team?
I have a bunch of show.
No, bro, you look like a tourney batter.
Let's go, Wajah!
Let's go!
Wajah, do a diva!
Going to red line, going to red line.
Oh my god.
Where to my dad?
They pushed me.
Run away there.
Alright, we are going for a two by one.
Same strategy as the other teams.
Oh yeah, where was that shoot?
Keep your shoulder tight, dude.
Now, I'm wondering if this would be like round two where they were going.
They're going around three where they were going.
Look at that.
It's just waiting for the chance to fail.
Oh my god.
Looks like...
Raise hands on yellow naps and run.
It's kinda sad, man.
You were ahead of me.
OK, that is true, though.
You was really ahead of me.
There's one more left on your team.
This is sexy.
True.
So far, it's too sexy.
And now you're kind of just taking it.
You guys are projecting on me, bro.
No, it's true, though.
You guys are projecting on me, bro.
It's not really exactly that tight.
Yep, yep, bro.
Bro, your temper changed a lot, too.
Shut up, man.
I'm just enjoying your strategy.
No, keep going, bro.
Keep going.
I'm sorry, I have fun.
Keep going, bro.
No, no, I'm about to rage.
You know what happened
I don't know if he knows
Let's find out
He doesn't back to him, and he cries.
Crybaby runs.
I'm supporting my teammate.
Yeah, let's go Fumi!
Let's go Fumi, bro!
Let's go Wardrobe!
Let's go, guys!
Fumi Bean takes the step up.
Still down by a full right.
Yeah, Wardrobe!
Both competitors running, what's our time now?
5 minutes remaining!
Clap for our team!
We've got Swabber here.
Jumping up and down.
Lift and flip.
Put the foot down.
Maya, you got a nice winged in for the All-Stars.
So far, they are our number one.
What's up, gotta run?
That's the one-two-match of Woodrow, everyone.
Big step up for T-10 back.
Looks like your team is encouraging her to stay.
Oh my god, bro
Oh yeah!
Oh this is the maker right here.
This looks like it right here.
No!
What does two-shot?
Two-tend that needs to take the step up to take the lead one foot on.
because they got to this height faster when he being asked for a second for Norgro
and now we're being asked for our helpers are too short to be pleasant
What does too short?
I'll bounce, I'll bounce
He turned that knee so take the step up to take the lead
one foot on
Oh my god, yes
You're proudest you're in Iran, can she take the second step?
Bro, this is kind of...
Oh no!
...all starts a foot on
You can already see these crates are wobbly.
Oh!
Ray is blowing. Ray do not step over that line, Ray. Do not step over that line.
Yes!
Three minutes left.
Team Alumni in the lead.
Next person to take a step.
We're tripping, bro.
Yo, do it first. Yo, do it first.
The first person to reach the height is, and they're out of time.
First person to reach the height?
Yeah.
So it's like, so it's like, if two people get up off their foot for the other room, and
then the other girl does it, then she'll be right there.
So right now they have to act quick.
Come on.
Bro, if you could, bro, see, if you build a third tower, you could stand on the other
and then Fumi turns to place it herself.
Yes.
Okay.
T-Worldwide is in the lead.
So now, not only does Umi have to match the height,
she needs to keep the height.
The onus is of the alumni.
Let's see if they can make their two from Streamer U.
Only two minutes remain.
Uh-oh.
That is not secure.
Wardrobe.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I ain't a rep not saying shit.
Oh, hold on a minute.
Wait, what's over here?
Fuck, I don't know.
I wasn't gonna place it, though.
I
Need to step on one
We have to back up here it's all her at this part wardrobe back up
No, it's all her at this point.
Wardrobe, it's all her, you gotta go.
Yeah, it's me.
Yes!
Bro!
How is she balancing, dude?
Bro, 40 seconds, you gotta reach height first.
46 left?
There's only 30 seconds left.
She's making a box close.
No, no, no.
I don't win unless team alumni can get two blocks higher.
Ahh!
Oh my god, oh my god, I got it.
Yes!
18, 17, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 12, 7, 6, 5, 4.
Just chill!
Chill!
Just chill!
It's over! It's over! Wild wide wins! The alumni wins!
Yeah, no, we won, right? We won!
This is what we do, bro!
Wait, what do you mean, we lost?
Wait, what?
Wait, did she fall right before you found me?
There was a time issue, because they had a bad issue.
I think it's a time, but they get a time break because we got it first.
I thought Gloria would be lost.
They didn't even hear me bro, talking about L-Cons.
They didn't even hear me tell them about Elko she was trying to stack it.
They did not hear me bro they cuz they kept going.
Yeah bro yeah okay it's my fault like I didn't even play in the event.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, and I think it's actually my fault, bro.
No, no, no, wait, I think it actually is my fault, that one.
Why, why you say that?
I think it was just, let me bro, that's not me, man.
So you want it to go on there?
No, yeah, that's just not me.
So look at this guy's single responsibility, man.
I like that idea.
Thank you, man.
It's on me bro.
No, it is on me bro.
You alright?
Thank you.
Can we push up babe?
See, it's like it's pushing like a bird.
Now I heard a word, push up my ears perk up, bro.
Bro, let's get some resident evil eats.
Fucks.
Well, love food is not even that hot no more.
Yeah, it's cool at all.
Oh fuck.
Hello, people.
What you feeling, bro?
Maybe a nana?
A nana?
Oh, shit.
I have a nana up.
You want some?
I'm gonna have a protein and some chips.
Maybe a little slurped off. I might as well.
I'll help you, bro.
Hey, Chapp, does anybody get in the crowd right now?
Let me know, bro.
If you're in the crowd right now, scream.
Scream.
Banana!
Over here.
Yeah, I got you.
I ain't over there yet, bro.
There's bad chips in there, though.
Yeah, I got you.
I ain't over there yet, bro.
There's bad chips in there, though.
Now, you want to buy it or this?
What is that?
It's that protein bar.
Just tear a piece off.
What the fuck?
It's kind of like a label bar.
Here we go.
Wait, wait.
If you look into the crowd right now,
I wasn't paying attention.
Screen...
Stream IBG
So where was you when the guy came out the uber you understand
China sneak into the crib and shake it
Again
I'm gonna sneak in today, so I was
I
Still gonna be crazy
Oh, break my phone. You got to break my face
I'm gonna be right behind
We got seven place
It's about to divide.
It's not about to divide. It's not about to divide.
It's what you're going back.
It's not about to divide.
How you did that, bro?
I'm testing my time.
Don't do that shit again, bro.
It's about meeting.
Hey!
Don't do that shit again, bro.
Bro, I just told you to yell and I didn't pan, bro.
I couldn't.
You're old.
I
Fight mad funny
I'm not mad, but I'm not mad.
Hey, like watching.
But what?
Uh, you did as best as you could, word jumping, that's all.
You did as best as you could word job. That's all that matters
So are we out of this now?
We got this place, bro
What do we even do what do we even do dog Tom the awesome
No job if you win like if you win a crowd at the streamer games right now
Bring the words
Apple
I hope they're late.
They all paid afters.
Who falls first? It's going to be used higher at time.
Let me go closer to the crowd.
I think last time, Alstom has got to 10 and they could have gotten a lot farther.
It has been an accident.
So, Francis, you have the opportunity to slow down
when you pick the...
That's just too great, sir.
Holy shit.
Okay, do what it's at right now.
Screen Red Bull.
I'm showing off the balance.
Pick it up.
Stick 35.
To stick with the step up strategy.
13 or 14.
5.50!
She'll get past it. She'll get past it.
I'll have your cheating on some people.
You're cheating.
My team already lost.
You're cheating. You're eating all the food at the perfect place.
There's no food for anybody else.
I'm on a boat.
I am going from the three-point that is four-point.
Put your hands behind your feet.
Like the balance.
I need
Yo, we need really make
You're down
I'm exactly
It's a head of France.
Five minutes remain.
Residents people eat string, come and sit on a chair.
If they want any chance of remaining nicely,
they can come and sit on a chair.
But like, you're walking, you're walking.
Why are you walking, you're walking.
Take it out here.
Nice, nice flow.
Maya now 4-5.
4-30.
What place are you going right now?
Uh, 7th.
Mine's really good though.
Yeah, it's good.
And we have this traffic.
So just to be clear though, nice way, if there's trash, you cannot stand on the place to hand them over.
Oh, just to know.
You cannot stand on the place.
3 minutes left.
Oh my god
Wait
Hold my keep leg
Is that the canceling?
Another step forward
Give it up for my
You get everybody
Oh my god
Switch the pole, nice
Switch the pole
3-point
They match their best
For the quarter-finals
Damn, mine is like two boxes ahead
This is a head.
You got that Maya!
That's so nasty.
My best dead ass smell like shit.
Keep it nice Maya!
Nice Maya!
Okay, three, three, three!
Uh-oh.
Close it.
They're two boxes down, right?
Yeah.
They should hurry up.
Yeah, they're 35 on 12th.
We got good balance.
Got good balance.
Team France.
This is the hardest part, though.
I feel like you're going to win.
Two minutes and 30 seconds.
Aline Blue.
Even if Maya falls, Aline Blue has two feet.
What do you think that means?
Her height.
To win.
Let's go blue.
Which is a swell crate.
Guys, close.
Lock it in.
She will be at 12 for herself.
Hey, what?
You think that's going to pass?
You got this, Maya?
Safety first, here.
We're all trying to place it about the right side.
Yo, is she trying to hit the right side?
Lock your thighs, lock your thighs.
We need to make it to figure out this 12th crate.
We're moving all the way to one tower.
We're looking hard to see.
The planter has been suspicious.
Nice, Maya.
Nice!
How, bruh?
Deadass, though.
How?
Nice Maya!
How, Belle?
Yo, she's trying to spill the moon.
Start up from the chat.
Stop stop. Yo, you better pull. Oh my god, no way.
Yo, I got a Slim Jim watching this.
No, I don't want some of that. Your baby Slim Jim.
Nice Maya!
The last, the last baby carrot ass Slim Jim.
One minute.
Yo Maya, you don't have to go anymore!
You got it!
She's making a T-Bank shower.
Let's go!
Come on.
I feel like that's really bad, easier.
Yeah.
Like, easier.
If I fight, way easier than with it.
How many harder than this?
It definitely looks way easier.
Oh, excuse me, referees.
You know, referees?
Excuse me.
But I think maybe a green or red is that correct?
Oh, blue.
Oh, I saw it!
Thank you, sir.
Oh, I saw it.
I saw it.
Thank you, son.
Thank you, father.
Why?
Oh, thank you.
How you doing?
Wow, Maya.
She literally trying to steal the moon.
She crazy.
It's easy.
They don't got it, that's it, it's synchronization.
Oh my god, we did us that volley blocker just bruh.
Long ass day, Jack.
Is it a woby one now?
I'm about to start destering for the crowd.
Hey, what's up guys?
We're getting off.
We're getting off to the semi-finals.
We got...
2-1!
Oh!
There we are!
Love it! Love it!
They want a photo!
Bruh! Bruh!
Are you dead ass or what?
I don't know cause if I gotta take one photo, then I'm dead.
Oh you're right.
I gotta take a photo of everybody, bro.
Son of a...
I love you too, nigga!
Hey! Let's go to Wayne!
Let's go to Wayne!
It's got a fight!
Ready?
Three, two, one!
Yeah!
I hit it all the time!
It did!
The fate word.
Birdie, you almost got us a bloodline.
Stop playing with me, man. Stop playing with me, bro.
Oh, shit!
What a dead-ass Rebels, bro.
Oh, yeah, bro. They kill the world, dude.
Hey, let it go. Let it go.
What's happening?
I was eating.
I wish a referee would come tell us not to celebrate this.
What? What? What? What?
It's so safe.
Oh
Oh my god, man.
Do you love it?
Jason, do you have any more events or what sort of games for tomorrow?
I'm doing a penalty.
You're the keeper.
Are you any good?
So I should guess you up up there.
Yes.
You're the best.
I'm one of the best.
I'll lock you in.
a little glazed round even though it's not really like
I get it hells bro you get an iron L's bro
why bro?
Well, I'm not gonna get an iron rail L's.
What does it mean?
No, you're gonna get some cases!
Oh, I'm not gonna get an iron rail L's, bro.
I accidentally covered the camera for the same.
And?
I accidentally covered the camera for the same.
That's what I'm saying to my name in the chat.
Ooh, it's really the big boy.
One, two, three, four, guys.
That was a big five.
Oh, I want to be part of the conversation.
Jump in.
What's my hat?
Oh anyways, what's up guys?
What the fuck have you done today?
Yeah.
I ran.
I ran to Mara.
She's our goalie.
Meet your goalie.
Oh.
Okay.
That's good for us.
No, it's not.
I'm not going to kick you though.
The thing about me is I put my bottom up a lot.
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Everybody's going to kick.
Yeah, everybody's going to kick too.
You play soccer, right?
Yeah.
No.
A little bit.
A goalie though.
Yeah, but you can.
We don't help you there.
Yeah.
I actually shouldn't.
I feel like I could be a really cool person.
You think?
We could.
So fast is what I think when I think we can.
Honestly, I've almost got third place.
At what?
100 meters.
Because like...
I love you guys so much.
I feel like they're essential.
Yeah.
Because I have like shorter loose than everybody, that's why my accelerations aren't that long.
Right.
What's the difference?
You got 5th, we've almost got third.
I actually did almost get third.
Yeah.
I was like 0.5 seconds tall.
That first airplane, if I would have just done it.
It's gonna be awesome.
What happened to your elbow?
What's up, dude?
I'm on my first push-up edge.
Who?
You think Jigsaw?
That is embarrassing.
No shit, bro.
That's impressive, Ron.
You've been jibbing, bro.
I know.
Aw, bro.
So, Katie, what was that?
I was like, you're gonna want to hop on?
I was like, wait, I don't want to be stuck here.
That's my teammate.
That's the best thing you've got.
You're a star player.
I don't know.
You're wrong.
You're the man, unfortunately.
Yeah, I'm the most.
Because you're at twice.
Yeah, you don't have a mind.
I know what it is.
What?
How's your team?
It's actually pretty good.
We all went to school together for a week, so...
You loved your head-con.
Yeah, I loved your head-con.
Okay, thanks.
Besides you.
Okay, I already washed it.
I got my...
Ehhhh!
Woo!
Ehhhh!
I got it from you.
I learned it from you.
I learned that from you.
I learned Matter Daddy from Ron.
I learned...
You know, he started that right?
I learned this from Katie.
I'm trying to suck in my jaw. I can't do it. I'm trying my best.
Was that the same as you did?
I've done a lot of tick-offs.
Who knows?
How are you feeling? I'm a little tired.
I'm a little tired.
I'm not a nice teacher. I was just trying to work it out.
It's like, I feel like I should just get a nice cup of olive oil.
I'm sick of olive oil.
You're good at volleyball though. We need that.
Yeah.
That's it.
We're good at volleyball.
We got first last year.
Yeah.
We got it.
I was good at volleyball last year.
I was our comms.
I also, I nagged Katie a little bit, and it made her, I feel like I've already looked.
Sure.
Yeah.
I did something, Katie.
I don't even remember if I was back in the club.
No, you were good.
You remember you missed two serves, and I said, Katie, I still got it.
I said, Katie, you can't miss two serves.
And then you got it.
I said, Katie, you can't miss two serves.
Remember you missed two serves and I said Katie, I said Katie you can't miss two serves and then you got the winning serve and you're like...
Wait, that was a good one.
You weren't there, so...
I was there. I was just on the losing side.
I'll go get a big chain now.
Every time I served it, I'd never made it on the line.
That's good.
I don't work the effort. Just take it slow. That was my, I'm not actually, I'm not taking any tips.
Who's the best player on your team?
You tell me it's me, Wardrobe, we meet Kiera and Mr. Key.
Who might be the worst?
Honest.
I need a validation.
I don't know. Your team sounds good. They all sound like they beat the volleyball.
So that's just like a very pee-or-eat look, to be honest.
I want my good part here. Jason Street.
Please. Hope a girl out.
Well, November comes. It's all up to them.
Oh, God, I know it. I don't know how to tell it.
Hi! How's it going?
I'm in trouble.
Oh, it's a big tune now!
Oh shit! That's a big tune!
That's a big artist!
Shit, she's great.
The big tune came up to your club.
Everyone's gonna beat you out of punch.
Dude, great came up to your club. I get you and Paige confused.
Watch our fight, you won't get a second chance, you know?
I put a beat on her right over there, but then she came back, you know, sat in my ear.
No, that was actually...
I'm not in trouble there, actually, I'm impressed they were gonna beat me.
Oh my god.
What are you guys talking about? What's going on?
It's talking shit.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
I can use more of that.
No.
I just love you guys, you know that?
So long as y'all's favorite players today.
Yeah, your cat is so bossy.
It's gonna be leaning.
Oh no, I'm actually kind of like this.
Wow!
Did you do it?
Yeah, did we have one?
Jason requested me to be the judge.
Yeah, actually I do need to do some check.
This is a long ass grace act.
Yeah, but my favorite was
Oh my god.
He's working right now.
He's not a maid.
That's beautiful.
I love right now too, guys.
I really like folding paper airplanes.
Did he say that?
Yeah, I'm really not good at it.
Unfortunately.
Yo.
Holy shit, he's done.
There's literally no way.
He's only going to be lost?
What the fuck is actually the point?
How tall is Nat?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
She got to 13.
We get faster.
Ray's going to be tired now.
He just did it.
So what's next?
So it's Nat first Maya.
first and second first and second which the international team has like a lead so large
that I don't know if any team can come back but I don't know I think they're like
in first mile in a mile they won everything they didn't win uh magical cheers
oh canada won yeah no maybe I don't know shit someone told me that I just believed it
Hey guys
Hey, I want to try
Maybe that guy, maybe we got a portable charger?
I do
Do you have one?
I don't have a cord though
Oh, only that one was a cord
Lightning
Trisha
Will you, will you, in my locker
I have a, or in my suitcase
I have a portable
I don't know. Chair, what place are we, Chair?
I don't know.
I'm like, the first, second, our dirt before this event, but then we got about 1,000.
Okay, I gotta go show you the sidelines again.
All right, bet.
That looks like we're back.
It's a big two.
We probably should have a good wine about it, you two.
Yeah, yeah.
Probably a good through six.
I don't know how to say it's a good through six.
Oh wait, I don't have to go yet.
Mine is not even in.
That's your best?
Best book.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm gonna try you with one of them.
Okay.
That's quite the confidence you have on.
Listen, I'm currently two and oh.
Are you?
to reset my record. Let me know about the calcium. I'm ready to throw up. Who's the two?
Hey y'all. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna self-invite myself. Welcome!
Love safety. It's never self-invited, but I'm gonna say key. We start tomorrow at like 11.
Uh, plan on you. I think we'll start later.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not here.
Who's that? Who's that? I'm not here.
Uh, long string.
Uh, yeah.
Oh
When does it go away
I would advise your buddy, we don't want any food right now.
Sorry, dude.
I want for the game, bro. I don't care about the game.
It's kind of, bro. I don't care about the game.
Alright.
You can keep going if you want.
He's trying. He's going the way.
I literally came up to you right there.
I came up to you and I said where is the food and then you said buddy
It's okay
Guys this is content guys
This is content, yeah, this is content
This is content, bro
I went up, I said where is the food
I said buddy
You said buddy?
Yeah, I'm confused, what is it like?
I came up to you and I said where is the food?
Oh yeah, I put it on
I
We got we're gonna do it on stream though
What happened I live it went up I said what did I say I said is there food?
No, no, no, we were like, we're going to stop the other media content.
And he's like, buddy, what do you want?
Cool or something?
So I said, I said, fuck your buddy.
And then I just did the exact same thing back, and he got triggered.
Some makers hate their life.
I'm sorry.
You're mad in the world.
So you guys might be a little...
13.
Who are these guys?
A polite, extra polite.
They just throw it off, throw it out, and I don't know when it's ready.
Hey.
I'm sorry.
I just got him.
I'm sorry.
I might get snacks.
I'm gonna make snacks.
probably. But I'm good, thank you. Follow them now.
Oh, no, I have a... Katie's so fine. But yeah.
Jason is mommy, Katie B.
Not that face.
That's not us, we're facing each other.
I don't like that you're controlling his face. I don't like it.
It's like, look at him. Like, just put him in the look of it.
No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
What have you done today?
I did nothing.
I did my physical chairs.
I did the song during the half of the half.
How was the half of the half?
You cut some shit in half and asked for people to wait.
I heard it's like, there's just bullshit.
What the heck?
I'm okay, like, I'm just team captain.
I'm really like, we've got a really good coach today.
It's really been hyped for my team up.
I got a full speech.
It took all of you.
Come back.
The speech, I'm going to give them, and the locker of the morning is going to be so fun.
How do you go all stores in the last place?
I thought all stores would be like the best place in the last few weeks.
You know, one of the, I don't think you have the ability to go first in a team.
Hey, you guys, can I get a bit of a bonus?
Can I get maybe a banana?
Well, we got like ribs and chicken and salad and shit.
That's how you ask it.
Because if it's out there, they're probably going to close it up to say we'll make sure
we don't fail you.
Okay, thanks so much.
I'll be out there in a little bit.
So, what's your advice to your younger self?
What's your advice to my young self is to not care what other people say because at
the end of the day, I was going to ask this girl how to cross the line to homecoming.
Yeah, I told my best friend all about it. I'm so nervous, so excited and all of a sudden I asked her.
The poster actually said, she would drive me one photo local. You said yes to hokou.
Went to the cafeteria, asked her out. She said yes, give me a hug. All of a sudden after lunchtime,
she freezes and bathers and she says, I'm going, your best friend is set.
Who's him?
No, it was not him, bro.
I have always been my understaff, and I was a Christian, I just asked guys for help, and they asked for a dumbass sign and said,
we'll use a polka-lokka, polka-lokka, and at first I said yes, but then the whole time I wanted to do this for the whole fucking time.
I was trying to be nice, it seemed to be the weirdest fucking thing ever, like nobody liked me.
And I said yes, just to be nice, that's what I made it awkward when I wanted to go with this bastard, right?
So I just wish I said no the first time, you know what I mean?
Cause I still less spend my week at night thinking about shit like that
I don't know, I don't know
It sounds very like
Yeah, I know what the problem is
Really?
Everyone coming, yeah, it's cause I couldn't before the suit
Yeah, yeah
What's happening man?
What happened?
You weren't the person I asked
Oh no, I did not relate it to that
Oh, cool. Welcome back.
Good to be here.
Can you pass the phone to anyone else?
You have a number for Jixi, Maya, T1.
So you have to pass the J right here.
Okay.
You gotta be nice.
Passing the phone to the most sexiest man on...
Yes, say that, Katie.
I'm passing the phone to the sexiest person here.
That's a good one.
Alright, wait, am I still passing the ball?
Yeah, yeah.
You got to pass it on to Maya, Jinxie, Ron, Judy, and Katie.
Pass it on to...
The ugliest person here.
Who is it?
Who is that?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, it's Amina.
Okay.
They're going to love that.
I think they're going to love that.
I think that might actually touch 5 million.
Minimum.
So, talk to 5 people that is barge with life.
Yeah.
And then final.
So this will be over soon.
There's a bunch of eye candy on my screen yo chat chill please.
Only two of us.
You know?
Yeah.
Nice with top blood all over.
What the?
He can eat his knuckles.
I don't get inspired, I inspire.
That's actually a great question.
Let me answer it.
What's up?
Let that sit a little bit.
Okay, help me out.
What?
Is it a question?
Oh, you're asking what?
Best advice ever.
Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself.
So any singers here?
Oh, you want to do a song with Jason?
I'm more tired of that song.
I don't have that.
But!
The song was not bad.
I'm fast.
I will keep you to work, baby girl.
You just gotta be working.
You could do like a rap verse.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I could throw some of the others.
There you go.
I don't know.
She could freestyle.
I bet.
She could freestyle right now.
Yeah.
You too?
You could go for a beer.
You're here to beat me?
Hey.
For games.
I'm not playing.
She's not playing.
Yeah.
I've been moving this shit.
I've been moving it inch by inch.
Hey, hey, she got salamons on. I'm a man of my word. Hey, what's that in the sky?
It's a bird. Cutie went ahead. She had a black and a white one.
I'm alumni, cos of Nat. Ah, I lost it. He lost it. Don't be toxic. Wait, that's a bird.
I need a shit, that's a turd.
Whoa!
Next.
Oh, me.
Um, this is so much fun, and I'll be sad when it's done, and I tried to throw a plane,
and I didn't go insane.
Instead, I walk hard, and I'm gonna, um...
Man, I'm gonna snatch that mic for two weeks now.
Anything, please.
I'm gonna walk around this field like I own this house
That's a pine cone over there. I'm gonna do that Katie. She's gonna catch it mid-air
Yeah, baby, and hopefully I
Hate affairs
I hate affairs I hate bears. I also got a bad hair. Okay later
Uh, fuck.
That's the ball I tell him, Brady.
Uh, uh, uh, his cat is named as Lady.
Katie, B, Katie.
Ah, fuck man.
So what was the worst part of y'all's life?
It's the paper airplane.
Oh, hold on now.
The worst one of my day.
Have you tried to cook yet?
No, I don't know. I'm stuck in the car.
What is it? Who won?
Canada.
Let's go! I've got nothing left.
Oh, maybe not.
I don't know.
Do you like the movie?
Do you want to learn?
There's one more.
What?
That's hot.
Yeah.
Wait.
Alright.
Oh, alright.
Get on, get on.
What?
My ass is a helmet off in a wheelchair.
What?
Alright.
It's running around.
What's going on?
I don't know.
That makes sense.
We're going to be wrestling and rock.
Hit me in the head.
All right, it's running around
I'm starting it.
Oh yeah, you said that.
I just said that.
So that's your only solo one?
That's my only solo one?
Yeah, I had that one.
Do you want to meet your volleyball?
He's going to be a 10.
I wanted to ride the bull because I feel like I would be...
I could stay in a bull.
Ride that shit?
I could ride a fuck at that bull.
But unfortunately, someone else will be doing it.
I think they're better at it.
No.
Team player.
How about volleyball?
It's first for like a man.
No.
Why are you shaking your head?
Because I know what you're going to say for your team.
I know.
I knew what you were going to say before you said it.
You have to serve.
OK, listen.
If he's a team's point, you could put Messi on a team for the Bubs.
Bubs?
And he would put him in and he would still lose.
So, what are you trying to say?
You're messing with me.
It's going to be 4-2.
It's going to be seven games total.
Every game of right team.
JK, he might seem to be good.
I don't know.
KD has so much more of a chat like,
Your chat input's pretty much at it.
Probably.
I'm not lying.
It's not your chat though.
It's probably your chat.
Who's here for Katie?
Oh, yes!
No, I'm not complaining.
I'm looking forward to that.
Here for Katie Hardeyes.
Yeah, okay.
Guys, come on, man.
I was told I can't do it.
Keep it to Jason, you know?
You know?
Say something about Jason, guys.
Come on, guys.
Alright, alright.
What about me, Charlie? I look good today?
Come on, shot.
You look good today, bro.
I'm good.
Put the chop filter on your camera.
That's fucked up.
Well, that wouldn't make sense, because then you would be chopped, too.
Yeah, but you know, it's not going to be so easy.
It's probably not a type of filter.
Nah, nah.
Probably like it.
What?
So it's not a part of that?
It's not a type of filter for you.
I mean, listen, split screen filter.
KB.
What's brutal?
Final.
What's it?
Final.
You want to see something cool, it's 60, do your job.
Dude, I might go practice back there.
Safety does it.
It's not going to do it.
Oh, ready?
You better get my autograph.
Wait, what?
It actually looks like that.
It's fucking...
Oh my god, he switched it instead of putting it in.
Oh my god.
Who's talking about you?
Bro, he has that shit at one volume, he heard his name.
Yo, 60, switch it back, dude.
Wow.
So basically he has this thing being hit on black bars over here with eyes.
Oh, that's sick.
The volleyball's a hit.
Yeah.
I got a bit of a free stack.
Yeah, it was a free stack.
Dude, I hate when people like edit songs.
like
I mean, they've literally seen my edits like we most get edits
Don't you scratch it on me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
Put it there.
You got this, baby.
Yeah.
It's on your side.
Stay.
Why don't I go?
What's your name?
What's your my name?
It's just like, I just don't understand this chapter.
You got it?
Yes.
Your hair looks like a ring.
I love it.
My hair actually looks like a ring.
Oh, can I get a cookie?
Thank you.
I'm just gonna send her out.
What was he doing?
I said, hello!
Hello!
Hey!
Solve the album.
I haven't listened to it.
It's actually...
No, you don't even want to listen to it.
Is it?
I actually...
No you're not.
You're not, but hey, that's like 500 calories.
I feel like you would waste your whole day of working out.
Hey, I'm sorry.
People do that every time there's an album, but for a few words, you don't.
It's like a crowd.
I'm good.
The best album ever.
You can't do it.
Let's go Maya!
No, no, no.
Okay, if you can trade them all first, then I'll just take the paper.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
You can't even get a free referee.
So, both teams, both teams,
one team after another,
get a free referee,
What flavor is that?
Uh, the flavor is fucking fine.
Fine cookie, chopped cookie, and fine cookie.
There was a full bag of cookies that she said I'd last.
There you go.
Dude, are you ready for the mothball?
It's kind of like the cookie monster.
Minus the monster part, of course.
Yo, how long has it been?
Over an hour.
I like to eat cookies.
I love eating cookies.
I like to eat cookies.
No, I should be talking about cookies.
I like chocolate chip cookies.
Tomorrow is a full round.
That's a good one.
Hey, she's got some cookies.
You have an apple?
No, we're like actual cookies.
He's the cookie monster like him.
You had a camera?
I'll be in all you, at least.
Yeah, we need some more gifts.
You just wasted a full day of working out.
Oh, there.
I don't know where Joe is.
I think he's falling out.
Oh, oh, yes, that's gonna be entertaining.
You gotta be quick.
I didn't just reach, I didn't reach.
They said it doesn't tell the world this year.
I didn't reach, I didn't reach.
Was it like that?
Now we get back in here.
What's up?
I'm just getting like, getting drunk.
Yeah, I used to be somebody.
Now I'm getting, I'm just slowly coming back, slowly coming back.
What about you?
Nah.
I'm sorry.
What happened here?
It's from the truck.
Oh.
Send out what we need.
Wait, this one we want is low-key close.
No, sir.
Yeah, this alone was like two hours.
Yes.
Keep it up.
Come on now. You can do it, gal.
They should have made the timer low.
I'm not getting brutally mocked.
Pay attention to the fucking game.
Come on guys.
You want to see Prudle?
You got it? You got it?
You got it.
Beautiful.
I can literally, I guess I can see it, yes, Hyte Ma, yo, she's not even that much taller
than me.
Yeah, it sounds good.
I think she needs literally six play, five.
Guys, this is a championship race.
I'm not gonna Hyte Ma, yo.
Let's go Maya.
I'm gonna hang my go
let's go Maya
come on Maya let's go
let's fucking do this
go all stars
woo
what you want?
I'm stuck.
I'm 5'8".
You know what they say?
Short Kings is the year of short Kings.
8 people around 5'6", 5'8", 5'9", range.
We're clowns now.
Holy shit!
Wow, this is crazy.
Face, face, face!
Great, pass, pass, pass, go, go, go!
I don't know what are they still like how
Joe how that's how it's pretty high I think she's at her limit
She's at her limit
I grabbed the middle
No, this one might be like when they put the tower
Yo, this reminds me of when Mith was like camping in a tower.
No way!
Oh my God!
No way!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
She won. She beat Madia.
Get her out of the road.
There's no point.
There's super team, bro.
Like a one.
Oh
Do a flip
We dead ass one
Oh no, what am I doing?
That's trying.
What's the luck in volleyball?
That's the luck.
You're going to get kicked.
You're going to need it.
You know what I'm going to do?
All right, Katie, I'll see you around.
Yeah!
Go there, party!
No bullshit.
I would have had a lot better.
Here we go, guys.
Booyah!
Booyah?
Booyah.
Okay.
Hey, good job, Ray.
You finally did something.
What the fuck?
Did you see the tan or not?
TAN!
Yeah.
Where in the world can you get dark as me?
I tan, bro.
I start tanning dark as you.
You want to charge your phone or not?
Come on, man.
Come on, people!
I want a perfect tan!
Let me see it!
Come on!
Bro, I got mad loot in my pockets.
Let me tell you.
Yo, is it okay if I put the trash in here?
Uh, I'll just take you there.
One more time!
Let's go!
Come on!
She's cool there, huh?
Oh!
She's all right over there.
Right here, man.
What?
And give it up for our all-stars, not a scream!
Yo, I'm on Tyler's stream?
Yes, Tyler!
Hey, here we go, bro!
I love that you let them hold it.
Wait, I'm gonna give you a five-point break.
So you would hit that higher?
I blew higher through a height.
But you were already there.
I'm gonna say, though, when you thought you guys don't want to hire, you were going crazy.
I'm going.
You guys don't want everyone to know?
Wait, here's the mic.
Oh, is this Tyler's stream?
Oh, I want everybody to know.
Thank you cutie, it's just good
I'm a cookie monster now.
I'm dead after a cookie monster.
Practice?
Have it.
You want to have it?
Come on.
Hey, boys!
Hey, girls!
There he goes.
Let's do a place for him.
Chad, tell me somebody clip that shit.
The fucking spike, that shit is crazy.
Yo, let's do a place for him.
Hey, Eli, the sunset, feeling good now.
The sun's down.
Wait, y'all, we just do it!
Yup.
Oh, my God.
Whoa!
We're still a second.
Yeah, that was my kiddie.
Oh, Warchov!
We're the fifth!
Fuck!
Yo, that was so funny.
He was so hyper as in second and he changed his little things.
Alright, you ready?
Yes.
Wait, wait, let me go to the other side.
Yeah, we have fifths, so we need to get through.
I'm about to serve, I'm about to serve boy, girl, I'm about to serve, go out!
I think it's good, bro.
Hey, we're pretty good at volleyball.
We fifth place, boo.
Nobody we got tomorrow.
We got tomorrow.
I said that I should do, I should do the cube toss.
I might need to copy some kind of cube toss.
They said she should do more riding, but I feel like I'm...
The cube toss is like we throw it in some heavy cubes.
Oi! Good thing!
Good job, Kira.
Two point difference for a second. Is that there? No, yeah.
We're good, we are good.
Hey, what's up?
Oh, so she's about to see a master at work.
You are about to see a master at work.
Come on.
Get out of the middle.
Come on.
I was playing on the right side.
Come on, sir.
Come on.
Come on, third.
Let's go, one more try.
One more try. Now let me try.
Tyler, lock in.
Yo, Tyler, lock in.
Who the fuck was that some key?
Oh, oh, oh.
Hi, sir, sir.
That was good, that was good.
Good.
Yeah, you can spike.
Uh, we can spike, right?
Sir!
Sir, I'm feeling good today.
Yeah?
I'm feeling good.
Hey kiddie!
Yo, Ojo!
Lock in!
How many times do I need to tell you?
It's a long game.
We need to teach me. We need to practice.
No, we gotta get to the next one.
Honestly, honestly, I think you practice a serve as much as you can.
Because we could win the game on a serve.
Why are you always serving?
I was serving.
Left serve.
Did I get off?
France and Mexico are playing.
I'm looking good. I'm coming in different this year.
I'm sure I'm coming in different. I'm going to be the best player I've ever seen.
I heard they got food, guys.
This guy's name is Obi-Wan.
I checked the whole business.
How did we not make it home?
No idea how you get to say that.
What's up, man?
Back to dinner.
That's a quote I would be old enough to understand.
I think that's insulting.
We'll do it. We're waiting.
Chad, who's hungry?
We're waiting.
742 still daylight?
It was your first day on earth.
Yeah, buddy, put your plate away, Doug. You didn't do shit. You don't get to eat.
You don't get to eat, Rev.
Give me a plate.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm not even sure what this restaurant is.
I should look at it.
I'm not even sure what this is.
Ah, bro.
You awesome.
What?
This don't even make sense.
That looks like good eats.
It's good eats.
Yeah, this is Argentinian food.
Yeah.
Yeah, this looks good, bro.
I don't got acid in Taiwan, I don't know.
Ray, what do you want?
You want to just share, Sharon?
What do you want?
Um, just take it as long as I can.
My ass is red? Yeah, I know.
Oh yeah, cause I said I'm a killer.
Your ass is red?
Red.
Hey, good job. You did great.
Thank you.
You guys did alright too?
No, we actually finished almost last place.
It almost doesn't mean last.
Wait, currently or together or like, in the next second?
Right now we're in fifth, but that last game, we did pretty bad.
But you know what?
You guys wanna make comeback?
Yes.
Our volleyball skills are pretty good, so I think we're gonna win the whole thing.
I think we'll be fine with all of this, guys.
Go eat, go eat.
Public.
What's that?
Lamy.
I'm in.
Love you.
Why?
You're right.
You're my lucky accent.
Is that how they really talk?
Or is that all made up?
I think so.
Really?
It's a joke.
You want ribs?
Bro, I want a ballish.
What?
A bunch of ballish.
Bro, this is so good.
Woohoohoo.
This shit actually looks like it doesn't even prove that.
I can get ribs, bro.
You want ribs?
Woo, that shit fall on the bone.
That shit fall on the bone.
Woohoohoo.
How much barbecue do you want?
I don't care.
You want some?
Okay bro.
You like them, huh?
I like them.
You want some potatoes?
Thank you sir.
Then there's life for your hand.
Thank you.
Hello kebab.
What's that?
It's hopeful kebab.
That increases your estrogen levels.
Oh, I thought I was just gonna watch.
I'm here.
Oh, the bear!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
bro this is this is they don't got rice brown I love rice I don't got rice
Who's playing?
USA vs. Kudo
Hey, look!
He's practicing.
Come on, T-Mail, you're gonna practice.
I love barbecue chicken.
Man, they got mad.
You got it. Let me see that.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Can I try something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.
Why don't you get a little rib first?
Ooh, I love barbecue chicken.
Yeah? Yeah, get your hip right there.
It's all you. All off the bone.
You got straight bone, you know?
Look at me.
All right
Look at you
Eight points
This should look this should do not take high-reson anything
Oh my god myself with a Ford but how's that even possible?
No?
Yeah
Let's see if it let's see let's see to follow up the bone test
Did it fall off the bone or just I mean the bone fell off the bone
Oh
Me some ribs
Yeah, they got ribs on your ribs
What you wanted no, no you can have it
Y'all got the All-Stars
All-Stars. All right, that's a good match, bro. We can win that
We're against beauty baby
Wow
Okay, we must fight that shit over
Don't you know
ADB Ron
On the ball this beauty's ball. It's daddy's good
Well, I'm gonna say nice wig is good
All right, man
You think John, uh, drank one in water?
I think John's enjoying his time.
He looks happy. He looks happy you're actually.
No, he did. Yeah, I'm good. I'm happy for all of you.
Oh my god, this is so bad. I'm sorry.
It's 60. You're the best.
Why do you have Wendy on the sideline, bro?
No.
Should I go ask her?
Should we get a cut scene?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, why do I have you on the sideline?
Somebody got her on there too.
What?
Somebody got her on there too.
What?
Wait, what?
Somebody got her under 2 so it's 44.
Oh, no.
Great minds thinking like, right?
Hey!
I'll do something for you tonight.
No you won't.
No you won't!
What the f-
What is that?
Wait, you're gonna take bite of this.
No I can't.
That ass will be the spot.
She looks like teamfights.
Yes.
No, this is a little like Steve Ronaldo.
What's that?
Brownie now.
What is that?
Yeah.
Woo!
Hey!
Woo!
With a swatch?
No!
You're feeling like mine now!
Shit!
I love coming across some of this place good!
Ha ha ha!
That's good!
You like it?
Yeah, I think I like it.
Alright, so over here.
Let's see.
Wow, what a save.
Oh
Laverga way
Ellie blue
I swear.
Oh, you're a vertical.
Alright, we did it.
I'm a fourth game. Enjoy that.
Fourth? What are you?
I'm the second set of games, sorry.
Second set of games?
I'm the third round after those.
Say you swear to God, bro.
I'm the third.
There's three balls.
There's three balls?
And the game's got to make points.
12 points.
So it's supposed to end at 7.
Hey, looks like we're streaming all night long, boys.
I'm just calling me a dingleberry.
What is that?
It's like the little thing on the road that's stuck in the rascals.
Anybody else use the twister butthairs in the Ford event?
What does he need to do?
There's two of you right now.
Just like, I mean, I did it not too long ago.
It's bored back in 7th grade.
Oh, yeah!
Bro, Evelyn is good, dude.
You're a W.
I'm a W?
I'm a W chaser, which I'm part of the band.
Oh, thank you so much. I actually needed this.
Wait, so this is the last event, yeah?
Yeah. Until tomorrow.
Oh, I don't know what time this is.
Tomorrow's sort of tagging Aja, I'm pretty sure.
What time is that?
It's on a putt. Aja.
Aja headed back and something's there.
Fuck, I didn't go to the gym today.
Fuck.
This is literally, this is kind of a challenge.
How many steps did it take you to get there?
So cool.
So we did two sprints dog.
Yeah that's cool.
I got really 10,000.
Ballish.
Oh no I got 11,500.
That's like 10,000 dollars.
Is that?
10,000 steps, 10,000 dollars?
I thought it was every 15,000 steps it's 5,000.
Maybe it's every 5,000.
Oh so you did that so it is?
10,000 steps, it's $1,000.
10,000 steps, $1,500.
Ready?
Whoa, no, no, keep going, keep going.
Ah.
You know that Vano?
Yeah, he's like that little bee.
It was me, bro.
You didn't get it.
Basically, um...
Carmelo Anthony, yes, I know, bro.
So the line, she left.
Come on.
Okay.
I don't get it, though.
I'm like the Carmella I think he's streaming no bullshit, but I mean
I'm trying to figure out the same thing
He fucked up my boy Jeremy Lin's run bro. Oh fuck you're in the hell
I got this one video back in the day of Jeremy Lin doing like
man homework or something that the guys get a voiceover center no demons on the ground
I'm taking three minute video, it's a classic video.
Don't talk about my friend like that, Doug.
I'm serious.
Wait, so how do you actually like it?
How do you play volleyball?
What do you mean, how do you play volleyball?
Bro, not everybody is special in sports.
Listen, so you all go over the net, that's all.
You can't hold it, it's got to be a motion.
So like you can't hold it, and then you can try.
It's a score.
Seven, six, nine, ten.
Six, seven?
Shiny.
V8, oh god.
This shit about to go to itself.
This shit's like a Thanos toy from fucking...
This shit like a Resident Evil VR.
This shit like a Resident Evil toy, bro.
Shit like an office re-resonance.
Oh shit, Thanos came into the office playing Resident Evil.
Oh that kind of looks like Thanos in the office playing Resident Evil.
What the hell?
24 hours
After buddy
I didn't know there's a party for senior games
Was that if I did
I'm listening to conversation
I'm about to make this about me. I'm about to go straight the field
You almost put that guy.
That's it.
That's what it means.
What even happened to any killer person?
I was in fire.
I got all my shit trashed.
Hey, hey, nice try, Mexico.
Oh, I got you.
You guys got it.
You got it, bro.
I thought Mexico was winning.
You got it.
I thought Mexico was winning.
I got a new sight.
I can't recognize it.
Shhhh.
What the fuck is that?
I actually saw that seven time gift and it was the average.
Bro that gift makes me cry every time I fucking see it.
Yeah it popped up on Twitter.
Bro that gift makes me fucking cry.
Minimum what the fuck do you think?
Wait, what does that stream mean?
Uh, no, it's like one.
One.
You were late, what's wrong?
I was, I was up.
I'm such an abby late tomorrow.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, what is cube toss?
Cube toss is where you throw the cube.
It's like a 40 type cube.
I think he wanted me to do that instead of do the
the bull riding.
But I really feel like I should do the bull riding.
I don't know. I don't know. It's such a cap.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Yeah, bro. Why are you looking at my foot?
I'm not telling you. I wanted people riding too.
They might see me and want me to.
I want to do my bull riding shirtless.
Really?
Yeah.
On some sexy shirt.
You know how many girls would put that?
It's 18 pounds.
Really?
Yeah.
They're gonna roast you down.
What?
I look good.
You all right, Liz?
Have a good one.
I learned the new technique you have to suck in.
That's the hula method.
Let's just start some beef right now.
Why don't we just start arguing with something?
Hey!
Your serves look like Thanos.
Yo, she gets funnier every time you say it.
It doesn't suck.
You would think it would suck if you don't.
Keep going, Brad. Don't ever stop.
Oh my gosh.
I hit 490.
490?
How close to half a milli?
Good shit.
You know before you knew, I had 50.
I think you're the biggest to come out and streamer you.
Keep on this thing.
You're doing good.
I think you suburb Haskell.
I got a practice and everyone got practice.
It was the biggest, like, role.
You were all over there, my team.
You don't even got your jersey on.
You gave up, bro.
I just want to fuck him up for us.
That's right.
How many points you got for us, man?
4-5, okay.
I'm gonna be out of here.
Alright, 4.
I'm sorry.
Bro, I thought you had long hair.
I thought that's right.
Better or not.
I look way better.
You could move.
Yo, what does he do?
No!
What the fuck?
Why, you like it?
Hey, hey!
You look like you're good.
You really look like you're good.
Pick up Ron.
Put it on your pants.
I'm gonna toss it around.
You can toss it around.
I'm gonna figure it out, man.
It's not just me.
What?
He's kind of like Thanos, and I'm kind of like Iron Man, because Iron Man dies.
So, dude!
You're gonna watch it?
Huh?
You're gonna watch it?
I already watched it.
You're gonna watch the Spiderman?
I did.
Actually?
Yeah.
Dude, I watched Spiderman.
Yeah, dude, I walked spider-man Tom Holland
shoots out a web out of his dick
and it spawns in the next spider-man.
It's nuts.
Bro.
Nuts.
How's he do that?
Hard it?
Hell's spoiler, bro.
You know how there's been three spider-man?
Dude, how am I supposed to reach?
How you fucking...
Good luck.
It's only the red line, bro.
It's over the red line.
Careful.
Careful, careful, careful.
Hey, hey!
I
Came back from the other side
Are you guys ready to play water brother?
I think we should do another dash, we should make it about us
She's doing right now
I'm gonna try it
I'm 1-0 and I push up there, I just take that forever, it's my grade
Yep
Hey stick to feet sports, buddies.
Hey, hey, stick to feet sports.
One more time, one more time.
Hey, stick to feet sports.
No that got them!
I don't know why they're tripping!
Who ma hor! Who ma hor!
I don't know what you're saying.
You're like saying, Anonymous!
Oh, Anonymous for the 20!
Hey!
Hey Zoyo!
Stick to feed, sports!
Anonymous?
You just gotta find everything.
I'm not going to let this push hard though, I'm going to chase him.
I don't know how my balls feel like wrestling.
I would have dealt with that.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's it.
Yeah, no, for sure.
Dang, man.
Dude, okay, so...
Can I explain the piano, so can you go at home?
Okay, yeah.
Okay, so...
Basically, we keep saying it, we're referencing what Pac-War Max said.
So, Pac-War Max was like, oh, this looks like a toy for Thanos.
I didn't know what this is.
And then heads heads heads and then he said it again. That's like the Joker reference
To know
All right, that one got Lou in it
Actually
I would hate to get out right now like Dennis is I would hate I would hate it. I'd actually
International is looking super team but they all thought it was USA, but they all thought it was me
They thought I was gonna be the whole thing. I know
Ray what do you do
She's really better hit 65k.
Good game.
Oh yeah, classic, bro.
No, no, no, no!
Okay, I gotta get back.
No!
Hey, he's in the red zone!
Damn, man.
Hey, does she sound like a world cup?
She's gonna sound like a world cup!
It actually does.
Yo, why don't you think it's something that smart?
You're fucking idiot.
Fuck yeah!
Look, he's got a brain.
That's really good.
Hey, that breeze is hitting.
This breeze kind of feels like Endgame Thanos.
What do you think?
Endgame?
Yeah.
And then it's just like...
I watch this.
Okay.
Now I'm trying.
Wait, wait, what's that?
What's that shit with some?
Oh, Wes.
I am the one or not.
Oh, shit.
That's the Zagreb.
No, it's Aesau.
Wait, what's that song?
What's that further song?
It's a song by St. Rex.
Wait, I'm thinking of the song. It's Denzel Curry.
You know who he's on against?
Yep, I'll start.
Oh, girl.
That's not a wrong song.
I'm focusing you.
Denzel Curry?
I'll sing the ballad to the big chain.
Are you ready?
I got to go see the other group.
Oh, shoot.
All righty.
Hold it.
What do you want? Hold it.
That's much better.
You gotta get it.
This time, like, trying to really, yeah, stretch.
Sit up, sit up, stretch for it.
Like, sit up, sit up.
Yeah, just don't work.
And then sit up.
And then start jumping.
Yo, he's going up!
Yo, yo!
Yo!
Yo, yo! Go!
Biggest about you challenge?
Time to strap up boys.
Bro, this shit...
Oh for sure! Oh for sure!
Where's my phone?
Where's my phone? Hey, that's my truck.
Wait, these are knee pads?
Oh shit, what are these?
Oh shit. I'm gonna go black.
I'm gonna go black and never go back.
You can't even get rid of YBT if you want to.
No, he doesn't need it.
Let's see.
Yo, Murr, it's a f**king trash.
That look like an athlete or no?
What kind of look like an athlete?
Kind of look like...
Bro, you kind of look like Usain Bolt.
You kind of look like an athlete, but I don't look like a...
That one didn't hit it. That one like a...
A very large miss.
You kind of look like a little, uh, you kind of look like a guy who's been following me.
Okay, I got it, I hit the second time.
The more you say it, it kind of does sound a little better with me.
She's got the mission to come out.
Hey! Hey, hey!
That's it.
Damn, buddy, love the US.
It's bold to be at a position.
I'm American, bruh.
I am American.
That's a meme, bruh.
Hello.
Come on.
I would have liked to use my credit card.
Classic J5.
Ah, that's a good one.
Oh, I'm hungry.
That little hungry.
I'm hungry.
That little hungry man in the face of it.
Yo, that's funny.
The joke is like, we're getting so bloated right now that we're just saying nonsense.
Bro, bro, look how thick I am.
Ah, this is a little fuck on my knees.
It's 3-1 US.
I'm not the matter of that or what I thought.
What are we getting into right now?
I'd run.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Well, and we've got a match in our hands.
One of us is dead-ass ending up.
It's all for show, for sure.
I hope it's not me.
It's all for show.
I want to be live all night.
I've been, I've been thinking.
If you try to see on this board,
one of us can be back in about a second.
Why does it look like Pleasant Park?
Shacklefield.
And silence.
Hey, hey, hey!
Wow, yeah, wow! What a shame!
Holy fang!
Yo, this is a good game, bro.
It's a good country.
Yo, Chad, after this, I'm going home and playing Resident Evil.
Resident Evil. No!
Okay, when mom doesn't have your lunch.
That's pretty good news.
You think Team Super is gonna win?
Huh?
What are you going to do?
Uh...
Right now?
Probably not, it's 5'3".
Do you want her to do it?
Uh... I mean, if you want her to do it, you can do it.
Yeah.
What?
You gotta go, Jeff.
No.
It's on?
Yeah, let's do this.
Let's do this shit.
Come on, one drop's not enough.
One more, one more, one more.
Let's go.
Oh, that's volleyball. No easy.
No, I'm gonna teach it to somebody.
How you gonna do it?
You get it done.
Let's do this shit, chat.
You got this, man.
Thank you, now.
I like your stance right now.
Thanks, man.
Let's go!
All right, onto the court.
Hold the chat.
Come on.
Come on everybody!
13 years!
Wow!
And you still got that dog in you!
Give it up for Tyler, everybody.
Come on, bro.
All right, we're moving to our next round.
It is going to be, guys, give it up.
If you want to win, or you want to see team alumni win,
our five from Streamer, you give it up for them.
I'm sensing a bit of quietness.
Is it because you want team all-star to win?
And favorites interesting. Oh my gosh, you're just dying
All right
competitors
It is same rules first to eight don't cross the line while serving
All right, I believe who picked who has an opponent here, you know
All right, let's go to Schumer, you know, two rules, guys, when you're serving, don't cross that line, don't step on the line.
I've been looking at me.
Jason, you've served four times in Schumer game history, you've never gotten it over the net.
You, stop!
What is that?
Let's win!
Guys, remember the rotate, right? When you get the ball back, you have to rotate. We know that.
Only when you get it back, only when you get it when it's your turn to serve.
So where are y'all positioned right now?
Hey, I'm serving first yet.
You've decided?
I can serve first.
But which one of you is serving?
What the hell was the dance then?
What was any of that are y'all all stars y'all ready
Their final match of quarter finals also our final match that goes to eight after this we're gonna go to 11
Okay, alright y'all, we have alumni versus all stars, zero serving, zero, Fumi being
when you are ready, you can serve.
It's served by Fumi, goes to QT, bumps a nice way,
checks it over, ice bump by Keene.
That's called, probably should have been Keene's ball.
Giera might have called mine, Fumi packed stuff,
but she was in a better position here,
couldn't get the digging time.
It is one point for the All-Stars,
and it is Keene B to serve.
One serving, one serving, one serving, one serving, zero.
It's served by Keene, stepped by Jason.
The team tried to save it, but Jason's first set
probably should have gone over the net
or higher for his team to get under it.
It is 2-0.
KDB to serve again.
Good serve by KD.
Over to War Joe, great ball, Jason needs to get there.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
That's...
3-0.
KDB to serve again, she's on a tear.
Underhand search and KDB.
Fumi gets there.
All right.
Ah, this is tough.
A great initial bump by Fumi being unfortunately
the following hits weren't great.
Four serving zero, this could be our first skunk.
KDB to serve.
Ice hair veins.
Mr. Keen is play center.
Uh-oh, team turmoil.
Team turmoil.
Keen blowing up at Jason.
It is now five serving zero.
They need to lock in.
She's about to serve.
Five serving zero.
Bear in mind the tiebreakers.
How many points you got?
Good bump by Fumi.
Set to Jason.
Jason bumps it back to Fumi.
Fumi's suffocating to the ground.
Jason, get it over the nut, bro.
What are we doing?
6-0.
It is 6 serving 0.
KDB to serve.
This should be huge for Team UK.
Good bump by Fumi again, as always.
Bumps to nobody.
Fumi tries to dig.
What is Jason the lean doing?
Jason!
Guys, give it up for Katie B!
She's on game point.
She could scump the alumni if she aces this serve.
Can we bumps it over?
Can we bumps it back over?
Bumps it over by Kiera.
Set up for Nisway.
Nisway gets it over.
Nice hit by Key.
Katie to her team.
Raw, not there in time.
They may be down, but they are not out.
The alumni have a point on the board.
Team UK, you are praying they don't score another,
so you win the tiebreaker.
It is Kiara Pleas to serve.
One serving, one serving seven.
One serving seven, Kiara Pleas to serve.
Game point, team all stars.
Nice serve, long flight cutie, out of bounds.
It would just be the comeback.
It is now two serving seven.
Kiara pleased to serve again.
She could break the tiebreaker with the UK if they make this point.
Good serve.
That is fully in bounds.
Very good serve, three to seven.
UK, I am sorry.
You are in last place now.
Streamer, you may be making a comeback.
Rita Seven, Kiera, please assert.
Ranked served by Kiera, goes to Ron, Ron sets it up for Nicewick.
Set over to Wardrobe, strikes it back.
Ron to Maya, Maya bumps it over.
Great bump by Trini.
Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, no, he lied.
I made the victory flag!
A scary moment, but Ron, you came up where it mattered.
Ron, there was a moment, Ron, where you threw for your team.
You guys almost skunked and you threw, but what happened at the end?
Bro, you saw what I did. I did everything for the team, but I love the team, man.
Get some more stars! Yeah!
Alright, we're moving on to our semi-finals matches.
Guys, everything is going to run the exactly same with the exception of the North.
What does he even do?
I ain't just got damn sport, bro.
You'll float this city ass sport, bro.
I don't like this shit.
What do you do, bro?
I need a water.
Do you deserve a water?
Bro.
Give me 20 and you'll get a water, bro.
I need something.
Oh, so bad, bro.
Bro.
bro you did really bad too bro you had a spike over the net
I don't play this sport bro that was so bad you did so bad
yo shut the fuck up bro I understand that you did so fucking bad
that actually exceeded my expectations of how you would do
bro only on your serve though yeah keep blaming mr keen
That's all me, bro.
That's your 100% on me.
There's no context of Andrea team France.
We're doing four people here.
You look cool with this lighting.
The same rules that will apply outside of that.
We're gonna do rock, paper, scissors for first serve.
Whatever, bro.
Team captains, team captains!
Who are my team captains?
No, no, it's all me, bro.
I'm ass, I'm ass.
You're gonna do rock, paper, scissors.
I don't like volleyball, I'm ass.
paper scissors shoot we're doing best of one the winner team gets to serve okay
rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot we're doing a different
France no shooting in France that's an American thing I don't want to cut
I'm not saying right now, I'm just here to let you know I'm lucky man.
I'm lucky.
You tried your best.
Thank you boy.
Who's the game counter?
Actualy rated.
Who are you rated?
Actualy rated.
You're on my right, man.
You want the right.
International!
We're playing to 11!
What's your favorite rate?
We're playing to a CD-B.
What does CD-B do?
Yo, you were-
They literally targeted me, man.
They knew it.
KDB knew, bro.
They're fucking KDB, dude.
If you have the ball and you know how to serve, it's game over.
Serving zero
I suck at volleyball, bro, so yeah, I deserve to get hayfarm, bro.
So wouldn't A.I. some boys you don't know that ass, bro.
No, no, no, I deserve to get hayfarm, bro.
I want to see a biggle at it.
No, no, no, seriously, bro.
I want to see biggle.
A.I. some shit like me ripping some bullshit, just A.I., bro, hayfarm here.
Biggle him over Wabbe and is he is watered or doing the water training? Yeah
Just fucking edit me just edit me into some bullshit, please
Like genuinely, bro
Hand to Katie B. Oh my God!
What do you even do besides being bad-set at YBG's bro?
YBG's what?
Employee.
I
Can he beat owns you
Hi, bro
Bro, you you are some genuine ass
I don't believe I don't know your whole team was really bad and you were going to try ours, but you genuinely didn't show up
Like my nigga you genuinely turn into a ghost. I can't even find you
Me and Lays were laughing about yeah laughing at me for real. Yeah
We're like holy shit
I'm sorry, bro, I'm gonna enter him and honestly I wouldn't even be mad if I saw some fucking
crazies like me AI like fucking shooting someone in the head and then the caption was Jason
kills. I'm not even gonna say it bro just fucking just just a some shit on my
timeline bro put like a fake Twitter caption. Oh yeah that's gonna be a good one.
Matter of fact bro I'm gonna hate find myself right now. Hey you can't fucking eat
or sleep or drink until we're done with stream. I don't give a fuck.
Why are you panning that way? Why are you panning that way? Why the fuck are you
You started to walk that way.
No, no, no.
Put the camera down.
Stop!
I'm sorry!
I'm ending my stream chat.
Are you crying?
Now you want to take your shirt off.
You should have.
I ain't gonna lie, don't give your mic to that ass, bro.
You're welcome to serve your team, I'm sorry.
It's OK.
You did your best.
We're playing to 11 now, OK?
I love you, bro.
I love you, dad.
We rock together, we die together.
Thank you.
Tomorrow's a new day.
All right?
And this is how we do it.
My Enzo Point France is now six serving five.
Why are you praying, bro?
It's too late.
Stop praying, bro.
We have another fault. Why do you bother over here, bro? Tomorrow's a new day tomorrow. What's the team sport for the mall?
What's tomorrow tomorrow life envision it we don't manifest it okay tomorrow this gonna be you bro watch
I'm turning to prime to get tomorrow. I'm turning into prime to get tomorrow
This is you give me this shit right here right here, bro tomorrow you
about. That's what I like to see. Hey, go right, go right, go right, go right, go right.
That's what I'm talking about. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. But listen, put this back on because
you gotta save some of the, save some of the energy for tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my god.
No, no, no, I'm assed. I'm assed. I told you I'm assed.
Not in the back.
Keep streaming.
Keep streaming?
No.
Okay, first.
Yo, since we have no more matches, we're done for the day. Feel free to leave the network.
Wow.
Yo, listen, let me help.
Okay.
So, first off, you suck.
What show?
Like ass, like really like, you suck like, bad like, big, like a big ass.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know some of you.
No, I'm sorry.
Third of all, you suck.
Fourth of all, you suck.
And I'm pretty sure you know what fifth is.
But listen, listen, listen!
The Cupid Tons are go-riding.
What should I do?
We care about the team, but it's also like,
I'm good at go-riding, but like,
if I'm gonna be like, you Cupid,
I'm gonna be like, what if they get that,
oh wait, no, that big guy, that big guy,
that big guy already went.
So there is one of these girls competing
It's just if Fumi's really bad at riding and holding on, then she shouldn't do it.
What about the cube toss?
The cube toss, if Fumi does it, then it'd be just a throw away.
So like, you're just saying she's better off categories?
I mean, it just depends if she's good at bull riding.
She has a better chance at bull riding than cube toss.
I feel like
if we can depend on you for just getting in first place for bull riding then I say we
Tank the Q-toss
Yeah, do we tank?
We just take the Q because I'm gonna be honest
What was up not winning the fucking Q-toss?
They had a damn fucking Thanos
Everybody is to know
It's all right. It's all right.
Because you did one today, you're doing one tomorrow.
And I did one today, and I'm doing one tomorrow.
That's two people.
I know, but that counts. That's one of your things.
I think you bull ride.
I think you bull ride, and we just tank.
We just have to move forward.
We can't afford to tank though, though.
But there's gonna be some girls competing against cubits, huh?
I mean, it's just...
It just depends really on who we compete against, you know?
You can't toss.
We have a...
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I feel like we lose that I feel like I feel like
we should do a team meeting but it's also like with the board riding girl you won't
far now. In fact, it's giving me like, are you gonna, are you going to find your right?
The thing is, if we do mid on both, I feel like it's worse than doing ass on one and really
good on two. That's why I'm like, yo, let's just tank the loss and have you bull ride.
Because I feel like, yeah, you said you can do really good on bull riding and I think we depend
on you to win the bull ride. No, it's the same. But the thing is, out of all the teams, everybody
We don't have strong players. We don't have like, strength on our team.
But y'all, if you think about it, the Cupid Toss is the first game, so...
Like, if you do bad on it, then the other game can add up and add up and add up.
You know, we're not in dead last. We may be like 5th.
I'm not doing the toss. I have a fucked up shoulder. I can't do the toss.
No, you can't do it. You already did it.
I don't think I can do the toss.
I don't know.
What do y'all think champ? We're bottom three?
Team USA is up 2-1. It is Yankee server.
Team should.
Team already did his archery.
What's his game for tomorrow? Everybody has 2.
All right!
Everybody has 2.
It's all stars, but he's now 2-3-2.
Oh, junior?
Let's get over it.
I'm not asking.
No, wait. Let's ask them for your word.
So tomorrow, if you do the game personally,
if somebody watching the archery is,
can they do a personal game tomorrow too?
What did you sign up for?
Well, now we're trying to switch it around.
Can we switch it around or no?
You can switch it around.
You can switch it around as long as you can't roll into two of those sign-up games and you can't do half and half and create stack.
Okay, so I can't do half and half because I did create stack, but that's not the question.
So is it possible for him to, like not him, but like it's possible for even though he did the 100 meter dash, can he do the cubit toss if he wants to?
It is chase you sir, or sir.
Orfiebert toss.
You guys currently have wardrobe.
Yes.
Who do you want to do it?
We don't know. We about to ex somebody.
But if you're switching two events tomorrow, yes.
Sir, the answer is yes.
We knew that already.
Yo, Keem!
I'm just saying that you had a bet against your team.
Alright, fuck you. I don't want to talk about it.
I'm ass bro, I'm sorry, I'm ass.
I already hate myself.
I did a fake clip so people could do the caption.
I came out here.
You're so ass, man.
I don't want to hear it.
No, I didn't say no.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't need it.
Team meeting, bro.
Team meeting? Okay, we have to team it.
Tomorrow.
We need Fumi and Kira.
We might have lost her.
Come on though.
You're right there.
We're team eating, team eating, team eating, team eating.
Kumi!
Don't care, I want to say I'm sorry for some of your shit.
I heard you were betting something.
Oh my god, I wasn't betting.
I was dead, I was trying my absolute hardest and I just sucked.
That was your hardest?
I didn't even ask that, but I didn't even see it.
Hey, what's the game?
It's your final practice, what happened?
The lights got bright.
Lights? No!
It didn't, it didn't.
Oh, we're like lost.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Tomorrow's a new game.
Yeah, we got dodgeball.
I can be dodgeball.
We got dodgeball, and we got, what else is there?
We got, alright, so tomorrow we got dodgeball, we got penalty shootout, which will be different
And then we have Cube Toss?
What I'm saying is with Cube Toss, that's what we're trying to figure out.
Cube Toss?
What we're trying to do is go around it because he thinks he's really good at it.
He's gonna do both of them.
But in the eight years, then we would have to go boom the board.
I can't do it.
Everyone wants to do one solo game.
What are you trying to do?
I already did solo games today.
No, you can do it tomorrow.
You can't.
She has to do one.
You have to do it.
I can't even do Cube Toss.
That's what I was saying.
You're talking about some years.
No.
But they actually do glory because it's a group game.
So what do you think?
You think?
Random kid bro?
What do you-
AHHHHHH!
You think I can't listen?
Alright, listen.
They said we can do two.
You should've asked for that.
No, no, no.
It's only one.
You can ask for it.
They said you can do two.
Yeah, they said two.
All in ballboard.
F! F!
What?
F!
Nothing.
I'll make a mess.
I'm out.
I had to sign up for two of the things on that list, what's your need for sign up for it?
No, no, so I did, so they told me I can do solo and then I beat them.
So I did solo to the whole archery, so I can't do solo to long.
Why are you freaking doing it there?
They told me no!
One of them had to at least be a solo one.
And they told me no!
I haven't played a solo one though.
She hasn't played a solo one.
I've done crates.
And nothing else yet.
What do you sign up for tomorrow?
You. You can switch with anyone as long as it's not happening.
So this is our strategy.
Wait, so does she have to be a solo one?
Does she have to be a solo one?
She has to be a solo one.
You need to do a cube already, but that's the thing we're trying to figure out right now.
I do think we should tank cube toss.
No, I'm saying tank, she can, she can...
You're going to try.
I mean, no, no, she's going to try.
You're going to do it.
Exactly, you're going to do it.
Yeah, I agree.
Because...
That was the one we tried to figure out.
No, cube toss, they got an ice-cream, BMS, Joelle, like, bro, like, I don't know, we're not going to do that.
That's what I was saying.
Let's just make everything clear, but none of us can do cube toss.
Like, I'm just going to make it clear.
Yeah, I mean we...
Yeah, I fucked up so that it wasn't fair. So you got you just got to kill that bull-eyed and just do your best at you toss
For some more forms and clips
Do y'all fucking listen to what this man was saying
I did archery today
They didn't do solos yet
I signed up for half an hour.
I signed up for the weekend because I knew I could do solo.
That's what they told me.
You signed up for half an hour?
Yes.
Yes, so yeah.
You did great stacking.
You just can't do half an hour.
Yes, you have to do solo.
Yeah.
Okay.
Solo, solo, solo, solo.
See you on the queue, but I'm gonna do four right now.
It's already set.
That was our idea.
No, I switched it for you.
I switched it for you.
Hey, see me?
See me? Hold on, see me? The film is over.
See me? The film is over.
I'm in it now!
Oh God, the sun turned off, bro.
Wait, Jim. Hold on.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, we can still turn things around.
Okay? I believe.
We just gotta keep believing. Don't let today
and our performance today
affect anything.
You can not let it affect you.
Don't let it affect anything.
new day. Tomorrow, Cupertoss, Goldbein, Huffin Huff, and Goldie.
Can I say something? Sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.
Okay. We run together, we don't together, alright?
Well, I don't know about that one, but...
Yeah, I'm not done for y'all.
Ready? One, two, three, wait, I love that one!
One, two, three!
I love that one!
Okay, so you don't look at me.
Joe, don't beat yourself up.
Don't beat yourself up.
I'm gonna jerk off tonight.
If that shirt don't come off tomorrow, though,
when you golly, I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm never talking to you ever again
if that shirt doesn't come off when you golly.
Because you took it off today.
We may not pass it out tomorrow.
All right?
Slap ass!
Ugh.
I
Take my shoe off
Today, we have cock shit.
Bro, if it looks like chicken and it tastes like chicken, it's chicken.
What does that mean?
That's a bad soul, bro.
Big time, bro.
Tomorrow is another day.
We can win, bro. We can dead-ass feel win.
Okay, so if you settle in the penalties, are you gonna tell yourself?
If I sound of penalties, I'll uh, I'll say it's learned.
Can't sit in my career, bro, so.
OK.
Ugh.
Again, I never, no, bro.
Hey, listen, check.
I'm gonna go Raid Fumi Bean.
What should I Raid for Kira, Chad?
You told Fumi Bean to say that.
Oh, I did say her. I tell her to stay live.
Oh, Chad.
I'm gonna Raid...
I'm gonna Raid Fumi Bean, man.
Uh, I think I raided her.
I hope that's her ad.
I didn't say this.
I appreciate y'all for watching. Sorry to my teammates, you know. Sorry to the chat that
wanted the volleyball edits bro. I couldn't do it. I'm ass. But we knew this, bro. I let
me set him ass and volleyball. It is what it is, bro. I love y'all. We'll be live tomorrow
for day two around I don't know I don't know but uh they'll be streaming today
bro it's fun it was fun and that's what the baddest bro bro I'm really the
sorry guy that says like oh it's just for fun I'm really I'm literally that
one fucking marble obviously it's yo it's for the vibes I'm gonna kill myself
hey I love you all bro don't show me be some love
I'm out man