you
Thank you.
Yesterday's stream was genuinely
I'm not gonna lie that was the funniest dream I've ever done in my life
bro
Funniest dream I've ever done it in my in my entire career, bro. I genuinely could not stop laughing
The squad bro. That was actually a God squad
I
Don't know bro. Hey, bro. What is wrong with people want to talk dude?
They everyone's you guys saying I was fake laughing dog
If you watch me, you know, that is my real laugh and it comes out
I mean, well, I'd real laugh all the time on stream
But like like my laugh where I start fucking visibly crying
Yeah, it gets pretty ugly, but
And I was cry laughing the entire fucking stream, okay
It was it was so fucking funny. I don't know what it was, bro
I think it is it's just like every time he makes talks. He's talking about fucking blow with somebody's head off
Dubs laugh is just contagious
Pudgy is just hilarious, bro. That shit was Jen genuinely just
Fucking hilarious man
The missile always try to blow up some bro. I wanted it
Well, we got to keep this squad going bro because this squad is actually like generational. Um, I was thinking
We do like a road trip into camping or we could do a chain together
but yeah
But I talked to all the guys last night. I don't know if y'all saw a sinner stream or a downstream we went
We chill here on the couch for a little bit just talking about my list. It was fucking hilarious, bro
That shit was genuinely just fucking there. They were just talking about everything and how we got to keep doing constant together
I agree, bro. That shit is genuinely just the hardest I ever laughed in my life not my life
But actually maybe in my life but on stream bro that stream was literally so fucking funny road trip with it, bro
A road trip in a camping would hit so hard, bro
So even chained together, but honestly the road trip, the camping idea, but I don't know
but I don't know if that would do it though, because you know, he's a father, he's got
to take care of woo-wop and shit.
That would be like a marathon talk about like more than one day type of stream.
Bring woo-wop, bring woo-wop, bro.
Woo-wop camping?
Is that a good idea?
Lapis
Ah!
Lapis
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Oh my
Oh my god, it's not running
It's Lapis
Lapis
It's Lapis
What the
Lapis
Is that
What is this some Greek
What the
Lapis
It's Lapis
It's not
It's Lapis
What the
Lapis
It's Lapis
Wait, we want to see if you can dig it out
Is that like some Greeks
It's Lapis
Lapis
That's not peace.
Where's he from?
Argentina?
That's not peace.
T-Base for Vegas?
No, no, no.
I don't want to spoil you all too much.
Also, I feel like
I'm going to see T-Base today.
Also, the lineup for Vegas.
I'm going to tell you all right now.
Marathon $1 to 10k. We're not any stream until we hit $10,000
Whether that's from
Gambling or just begging on the streets. Well, I mean it has to be from gambling
All right, there's no way we beg to the shirt on the street for 10k. Okay?
I'm not begging but like working for the 10k
It's gonna be hard bro. I'm gonna be honest. It's gonna be very very hard
Might be my longest marathon not gonna end until we hit it, bro
We can hit 5k double it and lose it all you know what I mean? We are working this month, but I
was just thinking of dynamics and who would be funny together and
Obviously, I try to get silky silky unavailable lacy in a wheelchair and unavailable
Just think about gamblers and who would just be funny to do it with me and
Um
Yugi and I was like bear let's just do let's do me Yugi and braiding. Okay big W's trios. It's gonna be good
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be epic and also I don't think I I've had a real collab with braiding yet
You know what I mean?
So, yeah, I think that's gonna be gonna be a great trio for Vegas that is locked in for the 22nd
Hopefully, I'll make it back for the group stream with Core taking care of Lacey.
I got, bro, I generally think I can make 10K and probably, bro, three days, three days 10K,
bro, we can do it.
We can do it.
Chat, four days, we can do it.
We can do it.
You're quitting in two days, dog.
Do you know who I am, bro?
I'm a grinder.
Okay, I don't give up.
You saw me in a dug dug.
navigating everyone I was motivating everybody I was like yo we have to we
have to beat the record and guess what 19 rep 19 restaurants in six hours also
same thing for today bro alright basketball blah blah blah basketball
baby baby bro
First of all, what the fuck is this AI slop on my timeline?
Marlin, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Second of all, bro, that does not mean that I'm like an actual alien.
Third of all, that's not even a dad, bro.
Who the fuck is this guy?
This looks like the little dude on Tic Tac that be pretending to be a wolf.
Lacey, Silky, bro, this is not even Silky, bro.
Who the fuck is this?
And Ron looks like he gets fucked in the ass
Best clip from yesterday
Yo, sir, my rematch is to get this berry sauce, bro!
Bro! Bro! Bro!
Oh, no!
I didn't even only have berry sauce. What is this, Dunkin Donuts? What is this, fucking Wendy's?
Oh, no, it was Arby's. See, Arby's needs to go out of business immediately, bro. What do you mean, berry sauce?
Bro, why are you-
No, mozzarella!
The pizza sauce!
like like what why do we keep
threatening people's lives bro these
guys is giving us size them talking
about blowing his head off
I
Funny shit ever bro. What do you know? What's the funniest shit from the stream the funniest clip?
Brother Indian dude on a pole clip
How many I don't know the airplane clip bro, so I call Pudgy make sure he's good
You said bro, that's the machine
Has to eat to your
Drink this right and blow your head off
And it's a coma with
and mozzarella sticks.
Bro, you gonna blow your own head off.
Mind y'all doing it.
How many heads is he blowing up?
Spirit clip.
Dude, that shit was hilarious when we go.
And teammates kept pushing back that morning flight
from four a.m. to three a.m.
Dude, I told Pudgy, just tell him to book your flight.
I don't know why he put that.
He put that six a.m. flight.
One out of eight itinerary, bro.
Chill.
Pudgy on his six layover right now. Yo, stop.
You're exactly how the call went.
Hey Pudgy, what you doing, girl?
I got this no-boss idea.
I got the eight mouth.
No!
That's really how it went though.
I really, I really was like, yo, Pudgy,
Bro got a got a big huge stream idea for us, bro. You know me you dub tea banks
Let's eat in a car, bro. Basically. That's it. But he's like, oh, I'm down. I'm down
Bro, what's up with y'all saying fake laugh? I did not fake laugh this stream. I
Did not fake laugh this stream and she was hilarious like I forbid I have a little fun
When please do a fake laugh compilation
Oh
They're calling me kai sinef laugh
Merlin FaceTime Pudging
That's a lead back chat, lead back.
No way he's still on his fucking flight, bro
No way he's on his fifth layover, bro
It is 3 p.m
No fucking way
Six out of eight
He's in a food coma, bro. I woke up took a shit
went to before I went to bed took a shit after the gym today guess I went to the
gym today took a shit bro I got prayers for everybody on that flight Pudgy had to
go on bro prayers I don't even know if he could fit in there fucking the
airplane bathroom to be honest bro so we that bathroom must have fucking
blow up he'll never pick your call-up again bro this is putty
I think it's no one mess up I can question you know what the fuck I'm
at talk about dope pain again I'm dolly big pole on me big pole stay right there
I'm not going over here fucking you talk about stay right there fuck is that
This was Pudgy?
Give me the fuck out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
Yo, I did not realize this was Pudgy.
I know, we gotta hear it coming.
Drive!
Why you not driving yet?
So stay right there.
Drive!
Yo, he's hilarious, bro. I love Pudgy.
We gotta do some shit.
Honestly, not anytime soon.
But the squad gotta stay together.
Yo!
Who's cooking?
Don't stay here looking and shit.
I don't want to sit under there.
Wait, I know that was you!
You cookin' for Jason?
I don't know what to say.
Who you cookin' for?
That's what I'm sayin', that's what I said.
They might be hungry from all day of travel,
or maybe they might be hungry from all day of travel,
what's wrong with you, bro?
The fuck!
Fuck you!
Sorry, no, no, no, no!
Not again, it's not, I couldn't make it under there, bro.
Yo, y'all almost seen the M3 fucking missile, bro. What the fuck you got on bro?
It's not bullshit.
No fuck 23, Vermont, bro.
Yeah, come on, bro.
The bronze plate for Vermont.
Yeah.
The fuck?
You didn't know that?
It signed everything.
That ass.
That ass, was he?
Yeah.
Turn around.
That's not how a bronze ain't, bro.
The fuck is that?
Hey, uh.
Oh, what up?
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2016, 2016 she was those.
So it was 2020 Montburg.
That's K-Dome?
That's K-Dome.
Gotta go K-Dome.
I mean, bro, he's from Stiefel-Mongens,
and I got a repkate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The big three out of Arlington Jason Wayne cake on him and take that
You keep seeing Orlington bro. What is it? What is it really?
It's not
Fuck no, it's not fucking Marlins in
Must be after goddamn on who's on my team bro and also bro. What is this fucking poster you put with poster?
What is this bullshit? Oh about that, okay?
That's not a dap
Ron looks fuckable you look normal. That's not even me. Oh, yeah, this is bro. This is baby rich
Like what is this?
You could
You
You gotta take advantage of this sometimes
I was gonna make an AI poster for the Drew x Jason collab, but I wanted to happen
I'm gonna keep it
Which are you excited to it, but I'm excited, but I actually went to the gym today
And I started doing like lateral like you know, you know the lateral like all my slides and sit
Just working on my
Yeah, my defense basically so he's actually doing here in them. Yes moves. Hey moves, bro
Well, what would you do daddy or something make me a hey make me a plate, bro
Bro, you're not doing shit to me bro
You got it on God you clean in the kitchen today, bro. Yeah, yeah, move
Who's brother you gave playing some secret grease?
Uh, I'm hungry now.
Nah, I want moves to plate my shit.
Bro, brother please plate my plate, man.
Huh?
Please play it by chicken.
No, don't give him a big one.
I have a little one for you.
No, no, no.
I'm not hungry anymore.
I'm good.
I'm not, I'm not hungry, bro.
I only want to, if Moji's giving it a fucking dumbass.
Yeah, yeah.
You try to do the bid on me, fuck you, bro.
Shit, look like one of them pieces of chicken from there,
from the 20 pieces.
It's just huge, bro.
What is that?
I got a question for you.
Okay.
How much calories did you eat yesterday?
Um, I don't know, I threw up most of it, went home and ate again.
What?
Yeah.
I'm on a boat, bro.
I had like 5,000 maybe, 5,000, but I threw up so much, like it was chunky, I should take
a picture of it.
How do you throw up a 5K couch?
I'm doing shit in my sleep.
You don't.
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
I do.
You eat like 3.5K calories.
Hey, man, that's what I'm seeing, and that's the light.
I'm still hungry after that though.
No, you're not.
I ate back to back to back to back.
I had it I ate back to back to back to back
Yeah, we beat the record
Yes, we are the dug dug world record and no one is beating it
That's really
That's really what you think it was you think it's got like you think you just got an easy like easy orders
Was that what it was do you think no, no, it's not easy. We just broke determination and career
So you know I gave him some barbecue sauce
microwave please please make another comment again it's gonna be a lot
you're not even like you fell off or you can't you can't pick me up anymore
bro there's last time you went to the gym this cap
You know, I used to be that even one ass of you, bruh.
Yeah, I'm the one.
Yeah, give me the fuck out of here.
Your opponent today? Who am I playing at?
Who's my team looking like, bruh?
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
I'm glad you two are playing.
Silky? Hey!
Oh, I forgot about that!
Bruh, you think you have a chin?
Are you crazy? It depends, bruh.
Let me get it. Let me get a macho, and let me get tea base.
Macho is dumb
There's one wait what there's one I told you I'm sexy
Not
The only way you get this is if you pay your dolly tax.
She has to get a piece of this.
Dolly can't eat a seasoning.
That's why you got to take a piece from inside, suck the juice and season it out, take it out of your mouth, and give it to her.
I bet, I bet.
I don't know how much this...
You may suck on that.
Suck the seasoning out.
The inside, but the inside, close to the bone.
You may suck the seasoning out.
But not right away.
Just in the process of eating it, you have to pay your dolly tax.
Dolly, baby, where's Dolly?
Stop.
Dolly, you're here.
You're not yet, but not yet.
Oh, you want to give her that one?
Okay, come on, Dolly, come here.
I think this is what he would be if you were a dog.
You'd be a teacup, you'd be okay.
I'd be I'd be I'd be a pickle. I'd be a pickle. You would not be a pickle
Thank you, bro
Give her all skin. No, I didn't
Petite ad dog. Yo, but Jack today
We obviously got the core 3v3 tournament. I'm gonna be honest not not really. I don't really have a clue how it works
I'm just trusting
twitch broken what happened bro chat broken what happened what happened what
happened chat seems to be all right can everybody type one in the chat real
quick
twitch died
chat's not going through my shit not loading GG's bro GG's bear well it's
everyone classic twitch man but yeah after core 3v3 basketball I will be
gaming today yes the words gaming spewed out of my mouth I will be doing a
gaming stream as in I will be hitting a blinker every time I die on Valorant and
I cannot get off until I get three wins, okay?
Ron, yes, I know Ron's doing the drunk shit. Everybody's doing the drunk shit
I told Ron to do the blinker shit today, and you know, you know now he's getting drunk, bro
Now he's getting drunk
Is he okay, bro? Doesn't he know we have a tournament? Yo kill him you fucking piggy!
You're gonna die if you do a blinker? I'm a really, I'm a big lightweight
okay a huge lightweight and um one of these i did this one time off stream um with the guys
she killed me bro so honestly if i green out i green out
the kind of dog you would be if you want something close to a pitbull slash american bully
i mean bro yeah this would be me if i was a dog because i got that yeah
Piggy who can't yo lacy's like a fucking piggy who's who gets fucking shot for his bacon and his legs don't work
Three shots by the way
I
Bro, is he even gonna play this basketball shit
Fake drunk equals funny classic classic
Three shots
He's coaching nah, bro. That's cheating. He can't coach. He has to play
Hey, Dub, Jason, Pudgy, and T-Bates should do a gaming challenge like Minecraft 1 or Chain
Together, LMAO, Dub might be get banned by 2 hours, but fuck it, we ball.
Now, would y'all rather Chain Together or Roadtrip to camping?
Loki down for camping.
I feel like Roadtrip into camping.
one bro man what looks like a camp near LA
road trip in a camping with dub, pudgy and tea base would genuinely be so
fucking funny big bear oh god bro I mean bro honestly it's not a bad road trip
it'd be two-two hour drive not bad at all let's get that mr. 300k and mr. 1.1
One meal made back Monday in the works. Wow, what a fucking throwback man, but that arc
I mean, uh, I would love to man. I would love to do a made back Monday with mr. 1.1 million
Um
I will go to Atlanta for it. Uh
I don't know, bro, but he's a busy man. You know, he's a busy busy man
Ask him. He's live right now. Go ask. Oh, I bet.
what the hell is that?
fuck
what the fuck?
We gotta get a Maybach Monday dawn, bro
Big mafia game
I'll come up to you
Thank
They get lonely
Where'd my chat go, bro?
Sometimes bro, but you know lapis
Let me get out of chat before he's
Before he gets a moment bro
and
The mods delete my shit
That beats lapis lapis lapis lapis lapis
Cyber a lot cyber liars library. I'm gonna start a library on stream. It's kind of ballish. You know I'm saying let's go to combo
Let's go through the calm
He responded what he's a what is a
My bad, bro, I didn't mean to he said you a bitch
No, good one, bro, good one good one. Yeah, nice dude nice. He said yep cool, bro, uh-huh
Male
But I was having so much fun watching it
I wouldn't be I wouldn't even be a real nigga if I got on here and complained about it
It was a good stream. I'll give him a record. They deserve it, bro
But on multiple occasions, I might have seen some but I laughed my way through it all that was a good
That was deserved. I I was thinking he's watching YBG
But why are you just be lying in a child girl?
bro
I just seen ybg with the fuck
yeah
yeah i feel like we aint never kissed before bro
come on bro have some respect game
lapis
sorry baby
sonny's about to get in
this is sour
huh?
bro said huh?
yo wait so that what that means in streamer language is like
Okay, that clip was ballish. I'm good. Let's move on to the next one
Maybe potentially I might do
I might stack my team and go go like because last time we tried not to stack teams I asked catchy and then we went with
We want a Dean and S-Fan Dean and S-Fan
Recent eaters, but they're not eaters filming like
Get the fuck away from me doc
You came to the wrong place.
Hey, hey, hey.
This is a game, rap.
Ah.
Dude, I'm not... they keep calling me Benji.
Why are you rapping, bro?
That's good. That's actually fine.
You really like a...
You really like a... I guess a Benji clone, bro.
No one...
Benji!
Why do you step out, Bruce?
the line
Oh thank God
I see you always be Marlin I did be Marlin
Did be Marlin
You he's not even a captain. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's on what?
How are you on you we see me the teams aren't even made yet?
You be told you to pull up yeah
Bro, have you seen my all that dick right in the back, bro?
It's about big my own
Marlin these Marlin dad what do you do?
Holy
I'm not jealous bro. Just like there's a guy gets to a point, bro
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
That's not true bro, when I hear someone bouncing on cock in the back of my room, I'm gonna address it, you know what I'm saying?
You got your first black culture experience yesterday?
You know what I'm talking about bro?
I don't know if Darlington, Texas is where it's just black and mixed together.
Guys, guys, stop it, stop it.
I know who this school is.
What do you have to do with dickwriters and cockwriters?
What are you going to do with it?
You just had three movies that you do not collab with linked up.
I'm noticing.
You're like, hell.
I collab with Debbie Foo.
I collab with T-Bates.
One time.
One with T-Bates.
So what, bro?
So what?
And we came together.
We made the best squad.
My turn, though.
Just bouncing, bro. Just bounce, bounce, bounce, smiling, bounce, bounce, bounce.
No, is that what I hate, bro? I hate that. You can take normal questions when you're acting
for a big audience. Yeah, man.
No, I used to measure. Well, I'll say I didn't even know when God makes him so little that he can fit jealousy into something.
I'm not grown ass man.
You already have it.
You're already entitled.
I'm like a grown ass man.
Because I'm unlike your race.
You know what I'm saying?
You just got humble and cordial and shit like that.
Okay.
Oh my God.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of myself quickly.
That's just not true.
What?
Oh, where's Ozzy?
I'm taking him right now.
Oh, thank you.
Where's Ozzy?
Oh, thank you.
I know
Yeah, when's the tournament side started 30 30
Yeah, my 20 the other 20 boys. Why are you gonna please fucking yeah?
He's he play or the coaching coaching a team. He's a one away. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about ladies he's drunk, too
He's refereeing okay, okay, okay, okay, so what are who can I get my team can I get?
You want to take a pic?
Let me see your first pic.
I want to take a pic.
I'll do the second pic.
Anyway, who's in the lineup?
I saw Rap.
I don't know.
I think he is now.
He's still invited into the lineup.
That's fun.
What do you need?
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question?
Do the streamers have to play the whole game?
Like, are they?
You know, like, they were seeing a lot of the other
where Jackie Newton, the both barrel,
was like the GM and the coach that were fired.
You know, like that, where like,
if Ron needs to sub out because he's drunk, he can't.
Okay, I was just curious.
So he could sub himself out
and use a clear wide open with his team.
Yes, and he will be.
I'm not gonna beat you.
I'll beat you in the 1v1.
Beat his ass in the 1v1, and I was strong.
I was just kidding.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fix that.
Fix your tone.
That's not his first time.
Fix that tone, man.
I'm like, you know, stop acting, bitch.
That actor was crazy.
You're insane.
Like you're using that energy that we gave you to fake that segment.
Just chill out.
I told you I gave you a couple of words.
I'm gonna kill a dollar.
Yo!
That fucked up.
I can't get it, I'll tell you the jokes.
I can't believe you got it, man, bro.
I didn't even remember what I was talking about.
Fine, I'll tell you.
You can get it the second you give me one.
All right, I'll hold this, Jason.
Huh?
This is real?
It's my samurai sword, bro, be careful.
Okay, sir, I don't know what that is, bro.
Victim weight pudgy was right about you.
Brother, brother, if I wanted to,
I would've dead-ass pulled both their pants down,
I was just...
On the dogs? What the fuck?
On the dogs, bro. You fucking weirdo.
Yo, what's the line up, bro?
So I can make my drafts, Mark?
All right. You want to say a second, Pete?
Yeah.
All right.
T-Sh-you're not making you draw, man.
L-S-K.
Good, Pete.
Yu-Gi?
Let's say...
I never seen you play!
He's not bad in real life.
Has been?
L-S-K...
L-S-K?
Yu-Gi, Wapo, Nas,
Braden, Nick, and T-Banks, Albert, Ash, Sauce,
and he's going into, and Zinco, Moosh Guy, Macho,
Zinco's good, Moosh.
Macho, you said?
Macho, Zinco, and then, yeah.
How many people are gonna be on one team?
Three, three to four, depending.
Some people will be straight up, three,
some people will have one bench, one bench, one bench.
Yeah, Macho.
Yeah, Moosh was telling me off-screen,
get my choice as he's Asian and I'm Asian.
Asian?
How tall is he?
Wait Moose, how tall is he?
you
You
I'm gonna get LSK you're gonna be available
I
You're not getting nervous?
I'm not getting nervous.
Bro, if I'm going to chase the team, come on.
You're not getting nervous?
Hey, you heard that?
You heard that?
Bro, you can't guard this shit, bro.
Oh!
Hold on, hold on.
I think there might be some bugs, bro.
Are those a huge stack?
I
Know you're not fucking good
Especially now with his guy
Man he doesn't know but
That's why he almost beat you with one hand, bro. Oh, you can never be you can never be
He got
you're gonna kill the call with that shit
we gotta wake up silky bang ol'
wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait
oh my bro
i see the boot up at 10
the end has no way
wait bro i don't want jerry to get mad at me
wait what
i don't want to get an irel
silky bang
let's go let's go
what
You're actually a
You said you wanted a Benji collab, bro. Come on
I bet.
Yo, when are we doing our funniest stuff?
Uh, I leave soon, so I'm leaving for Houston.
Hey, Jay!
I'm not the kind of guy that's not here.
Yo, you gotta wake Silky up.
What?
He's so mad.
Alright, let me go on and talk to him.
Are you coming tonight?
Yeah, yeah!
Dude, I don't want to get mad at you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Stop! Stop!
I don't want to play anymore bro!
I don't like being tickled!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yo, please don't tell me I just woke you up, please.
Suki, you want me to come in and say what's up?
Yo, Suki, what's up, bro?
Suki, you got about 30 minutes, okay?
Is that cool?
Okay, all right, that's fine.
Suki.
Yo.
What's up, bro?
yeah he's just a fucking don't yeah I know I know I know what
Silky, Silky, Silky, Silky
what's up bro?
alright Silky you got 30 minutes bro
shower before the basketball only Silky
why are we shot up for the bathroom
why shot up for the bathroom
he also knows what this was
is that a nap coming in?
pro
what's going on man
everybody's done that
that was like yo
I'm not even like I don't even know warm up with this squad
They get that you caught up the fucking C squad to pull up and play
God ain't I'm digging in my ass
Yo!
Dude, what are you gonna do with these couches right now?
You be like, what are these couches?
Like, you daily put it in the trash?
Ah, trash?
No, bro.
No, I'm not a crow.
No, no, no, you like to move these couches, bro.
This is your responsibility, you understand that, right?
Nice, yes.
Because I live here, bro, and every day I don't want to walk towards two fucking big-ass ground couches right here.
So what you're gonna do you're gonna move these fucking couches downstairs in the basement or throw them out in the tracks. Yeah
Well, what type of energy you want to who the fuck you think you is
Do it
How about how about let's move the couch how about let's do the moving the couch
How about let's move the fucking couch out the fucking way
Okay, how about we barricade
Yeah, you want to get fucking beat the fuck up
Nobody
I'll throw you in the air, fuck it.
It's so pain, it's so pain in your face today, like, yeah, you bitch, I just made a bucket and we actually put it really in place.
What you gonna do?
I'm gonna roll with it.
What you gonna do?
It's not like a good girl.
And right after, I'm gonna hit a blinker.
So you never hit a blinker in your life, or have you?
Not today. After I hit it.
Hey, you good?
Friends!
Oh, it's too wide, bro.
Like what? No bro, put this back in your room.
What in my room? It's ugly as shit.
Okay, okay, okay, bro.
Let's get this.
So is this going to be here forever?
No, I'm moving down to the basement, bro.
I guess you're doing this shit?
Turn it sideways.
Okay, so this is a different way.
No, I don't go to the side.
Bro, you're strong, bro.
Like, literally someone said that should be fine.
I don't, no, no.
It's all like shit to me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, now cuz I'm on bad time of the day. I'm gonna beat you today
What my chat talking about bro, what am I talking about? What is my chance in bro?
Don't ask me. Why do you always try to put the blame on me?
Why did it drop? Why did it drop, Jake?
Why did it drop? Why did it drop?
Why did it drop?
I need a break.
I'm gonna flip it, flip it.
Wait, what the fuck happened to the cushions?
What happened to the cushions, bro?
She got Deno snapped.
What do they do with the money?
I'm gonna be out for a bit.
How do you do, bro?
Right now, if you want to come south,
I'm gonna move as soon as we can.
Pretty valid looking.
Who's that another player yeah, I'm sure it might be
Takeoff
There's Tom willing in prime argue the fuck you talking about it. Just what your check is this time
Who?
Oh.
Love you moving to Cal State, man.
Ah, they gotta check in with us, bro.
They can't just walk into our house
and be like, yo, I'm here to play.
You gotta check in, though.
Hey, now you can't park here, bro.
It's just a great game.
It's like it might be this day.
I guess I said it might be this day.
Yo, I...
So we're just gonna be homeless in Vegas?
He got it all? What the fuck?
He's hoping, gang?
Alright, bro.
Okay, daddy called my name. I have to go.
What? What? What?
So I can't do it, but you can't.
I can't do it, but you can't.
Daddy called your name.
Alright, guys. Get there quick. Daddy's gonna get mad.
You know what happened with that again, man, right?
Just like
That's what you're gonna sit here and wait like a good boy.
Why not?
That's what you are.
I am.
I am a good fucking bullet.
I am.
They're linked to your tournament, bro.
I bet why.
You're not gonna do shit.
Go up there and pull them off the fucking PC.
Yeah.
I bet.
Let's see it.
Who do you want to stop with?
It's a disabled kid.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm calling the clock.
Locking the lock.
Locking the switch.
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Yo, I-
It's my first time here.
It's not in the mood, bro.
It's in the shower.
It's not in the mood, bro.
It's not a hoot, bro!
It's not a hoot, fucker!
Yo!
You just fucking caught something!
Fuck you!
What did my dad do?
Burger, no!
Oh my god, burger, no!
Is he pissed off?
Where did burger go?
Burger?
No, something's not here!
I'm not doing shit. They ain't a poor thing.
Now let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
How, how, how you hurt me?
Stop hurt me.
Get the guy out the game.
Get the guy down here.
Get the guy down.
Get the guy down here.
Stop!
Get your ass up. We're gonna play fucking basketball.
Let's go. Let's see. Here we go.
I died, lazy.
Go ahead and drink. Take another shot. Take another shot.
I got shot.
Zing mother fucking chow!
Let the fuck get out of my bread!
Let's get a shot of my bread!
Shut the door, Bowie's burger!
My fucking keyboard!
You Chinese propaganda!
What is that?
Fuck this game!
You're out of here!
You're so fucking dumb!
Get up!
You're a fucking mess!
I'm fucking myself.
Stop!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I love you!
Yo!
Bug it.
Bug it, fam.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah.
This shit's water!
Is that it?
Keep it!
Drop!
Keep it!
I'm allergic to water.
Yo, ten minutes on the basketball court, I'll be so serious.
I swear, look at me, ten minutes, I'm going to come up.
Oh my god, what's burger?
All right, I'm playing your shit. Just, you know, ten minutes. I'll be in that stairs. Yo, stay boy. I heard this, right?
Y'all heard this. I'm
I'm gonna play this PC in ten minutes. Fun release here, Jeff. Y'all going with that, right?
Fun release here. Yo, you fuckin' piggy! Shut the fuck up! We lost her to you!
All right, come on, Ron. Burger or die.
Setting the door.
I'm the only one that's not leave bro.
I'm not gonna play that unless you come here and you clean this goddamn fucking mesh on
this wall.
That's not even a view!
That's your dirty ass feet on the wall!
No sauce wearing the fucking house feet on the wall!
That's disgusting! Look at your big toe! I can see you!
No sauce!
God, bro!
Welcome, bro!
The sauce doesn't say so hot!
You need to see this, right?
Hold on, brother.
What you doing?
I'm feeling good, man.
Fucking swappers on your chest!
That's fair, brother.
Come on, come on.
Are you hooping today?
Yeah.
We're on the same team?
I'm a first pick?
No, I'm a first pick.
What do you say?
Don't waste your first pick.
Oh, it's last time you moved.
You moved?
No, I didn't move.
I just walked.
You did it.
Oh, God, I did it.
I just fucking walked.
Man!
Man, you walked, brother!
You gotta get yourself together, man.
You gotta get yourself together.
Dude, am I sweating?
You didn't even show me something, bro.
What the fuck you doing bro?
You just want it?
Don't call slits
What's the deal with that?
I bet
Holy hype, Morg
Bro, I'm not that much taller than Benji, bruv
Yeah, I'm not
You're not safe here, bruv
You're not safe here
Who's dog you better get?
Throne in the pool
What if he was a dog?
I'll be a fucking pit bull.
You'll be a fucking, and you'll be done.
You're not T-Cup size, is it?
You're not T-Cup size, bro.
You are T-Cup size.
I'm T-Cup size, and you're fucking full of balls size.
Too far.
Bro, get Dolly in her cage.
You're, you're, you're mindset for real.
What the fuck?
What the?
Bro, literally a slut that man is, bro.
All you doing is dick ride.
DJ, DJ, you might not want to go all year, bro.
I wanna go on here bro.
You will be sweating like this.
Oh yeah.
I'm fine.
It is awkward.
Exercise is free.
I'm fine, I'm eating.
Take.
Okay.
I'm sure it's awkward.
It's like, what do you mean?
Right here, this is JJ.
I'm sorry, that's my room.
I just fucking said that, dickwad!
Yeah, I'll leave you, bro.
How are you gonna do a house tour of my own?
genuinely had a Benji full of that's what I'm saying
if you don't want
you better hit the bar in the chair and break the wall
you want some?
nah nah I'm good
thanks for asking Benji
I thought you were gonna do it
hey come here you can't fucking do that dickhead
oh I'm gonna break the shit out of you
the one who wants to do it
I got a look you give it a week
oh no the basketball man
the basketball man
the one who makes him shoot out the loop
and you're like
you think you're fucking playing basketball
that's what I do bro
so he's gonna
I'm gonna shoot a basketball
And he's not gonna pan towards the hoop and be like
Why the fuck are you panning to the hoop, you fucking idiot?
And then boom, bro, 10k likes on Twitter
Oh my god, and just start beating the shit out of him
You make him get bruised and shit, he's gonna take a screenshot and put it on Twitter
Like, you're the friend that literally like just does it too much, it stops being funny, bro
Like, genuinely ruin the joke, bro
I'm good off you, bro, I'm gonna be yours
Dude, we're good off that guy, bro
You're that one friend, I'm good, bro
We're good, we're good off you, bro
Stop following him
I'm good. I don't want to play anymore.
No, Jay. Jay, I'm sorry.
Jay.
Leave. Leave.
And never come back.
You just earned yourself a hateful on my Benji, bro.
Yeah.
No.
The Benji fans went like,
That was Benji's bell, I would have bell.
They sent you to hell, man.
You just got to get out of there.
I got a piss, bro. You can hold it on my shrink for like two seconds.
You going in? Do you remember that one time?
Who was it there?
We were in a bar post and then...
Hey, you're taking a shit!
Oh, shit.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Wait, wait, wait!
What's going on, man?
That piece.
That's good.
Look.
That piece.
What's the best?
Yeah, I got a P bro.
I'm just trying to figure out his last piece of tech.
Okay, I'll do it.
Hey, man!
Yo!
No, get me out of here!
Bro, who's up?
Do you need me to hold it?
No.
Dude, so today, he asked for a Benji collab.
Yeah
Are you sweating so profusely dude, I'm telling you I didn't walk to the court and I walked back and I was fucking
But don't you Benji let's just a camera and eat your shit. I'm not Benji can't remember like you with me
Benji, thank you. I
I got you, I got you.
Thank you Benji.
Well he likes to be my friend.
I like to be my friend.
How do you say I don't know? You might say that dick.
Oh no, I might have to check on him.
He might be drowning.
I'm not gonna lie bro. Like, do you see his dick bro?
Say thank you Benji.
Oh my god.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
I was just checking up on Silti on the shower
I'm looking for you on the shower, because you might be drowning.
Because sometimes I drown in the shower, but you ain't on the door.
Surveying on the door.
So what are you cheering for?
Dude, no, no. Last time, last time I'm back and getting on the door, no.
So not to say-
Speed!
So not to say-
Dude, you know what, I'm back-
Speed!
It's not my first language for the world.
Wow, dude.
You're everywhere as fuck.
He's weird.
Dude, I'm not on the lot.
You stopped to fix up his door.
You don't need to finish that shit.
Actually, she got no more days in the US, bro.
She got the board in, right?
She got to the back, bro.
I really better get over there, bro.
Let's get over here.
That's what you get for not signing that contract,
sending APIs in Canada.
We get off you.
I'm going to sleep on her bed.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, we better do the most high-nose shit
in her fucking bed, bro.
Yeah.
Sleep over at the fucking sonny's room.
Oh, that's too bad.
Should we go on that side?
No, bro.
It's not trying to see.
Do you want me to get a water or be out?
OK, bro.
Oh, by the way, since I'm not Ben Jean anymore,
can you drink water?
I don't know, I don't drink water.
You know, like, because, like,
I haven't talked to you in ages,
and all these clips on my Twitter and shit,
like, I think you're like some fucking monster.
Dude, like, dude, you changed, bro.
Like, I thought, like, when I got to you,
you'd be like, I don't fucking know you.
You don't have as much viewers as I used to.
Like, I thought you were like scared.
Hell, here you go.
You guys want to change your drink?
No, I don't.
Fuck no.
No, no, no, this is how I'm looking at it.
I bet.
We're gonna have to call some bullshit on you.
No, bro.
Alright?
No.
I need a little something.
20 bucks.
I bet.
Can I borrow a 20, bro?
How about a B-Bloat too?
I need a 20.
How about a WB or something?
I'll get a 20.
I need 20.
No, no, I need 20.
You can sell me a trash bag wherever you want.
I should work more than 20, bro.
Go.
Do you think it'd be a fool?
Or stuck to me?
J, don't crash out.
You're smoking theory, son.
TIGHT UP, MAN!
All right, you know what? I'll come.
I'll remember that.
I'm not a 20, bro.
I'll come out there, man.
You got any sunscreen?
Nah, I don't have sunscreen.
So, we're gonna run?
But you got hot ends out there?
That sounds like a hugging grumb for you.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's not a new problem, huh?
Bro, no.
I don't know.
All right, man.
Hey!
I need sunscreen.
I'll see you after, buddy.
I need sunscreen.
What?
You just got pressed.
I don't need sunscreen, bro.
I'm broke.
I have melanin, bro.
I don't need sunscreen, bro.
We don't get broke.
We get tan.
I get super tan.
Why do we get tan, bro?
Well, we wear the melanin.
I'm tan, bro.
I don't need sunscreen.
Yeah, I'm ten come on don't take this away from me. I don't have as much melon in as you
No, I'm
You know
Me so I can get really dark. Do you know that my ancestors? I was not are you saying wow?
Did I say something wrong?
Are you saying you're not black?
I did not say that.
I said I don't have as much melody as you, but it's the truth, bro.
What the fuck did I not say that?
He changed, bro.
Bro, it's like Marlin don't even got authority over his own tournament, bro.
Like, nobody in the house.
Marlin could do whatever he wants, bro.
Clearly not, bro.
Ron playing Fortnite.
Lace will play Fortnite.
Marlin like that.
Like, that's not even live.
Like, bro, like, what are you gonna, what is he like,
What do you even do besides Mog?
I mean, what else is there?
What do you even do besides Mog?
Dude, fuck.
If I was a Mogger, dude, dude, oh god.
Yeah, you probably see me for a, I'm a Mogger.
You know that one day at our OCS party bit.
Oh yeah, yeah, I know him, bro.
It's like the Prince of Miami.
He's chill, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh who's even out there bro?
She looked like a bro.
Ain't nobody even out there bro.
No no they're right there.
Wait you wanna see my new car bro?
He's gonna watch my baby back and be like
Oh this is my baby back.
No I'm gone.
I got a new car.
Don't act surprised though.
That has got to act surprised.
It's like new and shit.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm walking towards it, yes.
Yes, yes, Jay.
Yes, Jay.
This is on God, though.
This is my car.
On God?
Yeah, I like K-S-On-Drive it and shit, because, uh, what's it called?
You said on God, though?
Yeah, because I didn't know the code and shit, so I like K-S-On-Drive.
It's like, yo, damn.
Like, I can't even get a shit.
Yeah, and I got this.
And then I went to the Lambo store, like, let me buy the most expensive one.
And then I bought it.
I was like, damn, bro.
I was just pulled up.
Oh, it's my new car, guys.
Who is that, man?
The rain, rain gear?
Whose car is that?
I feel like I've seen that car.
Oh, do you know who it is?
Wow, wow, wow.
It is the big X.
Oh, ass, ladies, that was a good voice.
No, I'm first picking you.
No, don't pick me right away.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Nah, I'm good at it, bro. Never mind.
Wait, that's why you have to pick me first.
No, fuck you, bro.
Why is he fucking here?
Anywhere.
Dude, this guy just keeps following you, Joe.
Leave me alone!
I thought we were friends.
Bruh, I could never get...
I've seen...
I've seen you grow into the gesture that you are today.
That's yeah, thank you bro. Yeah, you went from a shy guy that does wrist there's so just like a clown brother
Jamie to the next clip
Well, you're not that tall bro
I think it's probably you bro, but like right now he's like...
We're almost island.
Dude, like that's an errors.
Like if I were to press him right now, I'd guarantee you he would look up to me.
Yo bro, what's going to...
Exactly see, Jake, like he's scared of me.
You don't throw this little kid up in the air?
Who's little bro? Give him a little more.
I got this now.
He's a little more bro.
Just why don't we stand...
He can be the same height.
Just watch what he's saying, he'll always be the same height.
I'm just spitting buzzwords.
Well, wait.
Excellent.
Let's do it.
Yo, X.
I'm too much.
I'm safe.
If you don't throw me the air, aren't you?
Yo.
No.
I'm losing weight though, but I'm winning though.
I'm 1.66 after full day of eating.
I'll be waking up at like 1.63.
That's actually a similar match.
But he's comfy, bro.
He looks nice.
1.65.
His legs look really big too.
I'm winning, bro.
I feel like no.
Make it happen, bro.
I have to call him.
He said it was a short notice, but I can't.
It is a very short notice, I know.
I ain't gonna be doing short asses with this.
I cannot beat going to the gym every morning with a ass.
Oh, like boxing?
Yeah, boxing.
Bottom to go.
I heard you run for four.
It's about a full game right now.
I feel about boxing.
Yeah.
Boy, you've been in a full for 23 years.
I go out.
What do you mean?
What?
You saw plenty of that.
What's the gym today, bro?
I'm really checking on you, dude.
Don't get in the same frame as me.
What?
You're looking at me like a pro.
Do I have to take you out?
You're hot.
You're getting hot.
No, because I'm tired of people saying, oh, you're a victim weight, bro.
I'mma do something about it.
I'm not much weight.
One, uh, a little 50.
Yeah, I thought the victim weight, I was, if you say it's 150, you can't be like,
the front side is like, it'll be like, bro.
Your front side, bro, how would you bob three?
180, I hate you.
Don't get loose.
Say frame as me, Jay.
180?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I do it at a time?
I just get high on my arm.
Like, she's a soul.
Dick from dick to dick, bro.
Matter of fact, matter of fact, bro, I feel crazy, bro.
Give me a fair match for boxing, bro.
Give me Alex Kane, bro.
He's huge, Alex Kane, dude.
Dead ass, bro.
I don't like my hip grip right now.
So I'm out of the, I'm out of the,
I say I don't like my hip grip right now.
No, you gotta get hip jacked.
Hip jacked, bro, can you?
Hip jacked.
Yo, I'm like the one annoying cousin
that you don't want to bring anywhere.
like
oh my god
oh man
what do I do?
I like to vibe out and shit
oh my god I'm not even looking at music in here
oh I'm gonna go
so did I say just to pull up bro?
I'm just kidding
so you need to do that with Tuck
dude y'all that you said
hey hey hey
do you know what I'm saying?
hey you know what I'm saying?
you know what I'm saying?
Tuck it up
that's how it goes
If you can guess my code, I'll give you whatever you want.
In my role, I'll give you any designer, any designer you say.
This is crazy.
Dumbass, fucking dumbass.
Far-Head.
You do that shit, you wouldn't be happy to see him.
I'm gonna go over!
Oh my god, do it Jay.
Jay, no!
Oh my god!
Ah!
It's a piece of cake!
I'm gonna go over!
Oh my god, do it Jay.
Jay, no!
Oh my god!
Ah!
Oh my god!
It's not funny!
It ain't that funny bitch.
Okay, sorry.
It ain't that fucking funny, sorry.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm on this 8th.
I think it's a fool.
You know what I mean?
It's a fool.
I'm on this.
Jay.
Ah!
I think my wrist is gonna hurt.
It's just letting me.
As he's...
Dude!
I'll do it from the front.
You go from the back.
I'll do it from the front.
Okay.
You really want 80, F5, 3, how about you give it a go?
You know what I mean?
The log is all it takes out to is skinny, jawline, I know I'm taking a breeze for descendants.
Bro, that's the best one.
Descendants, you have one, bro.
It's all you do dehumanized people.
I can't afford another one.
I'll get you another one right now.
Oh, Jason got a chrome heart one.
He'll let you have it.
I'm trying to chrome it.
He has a chrome heart.
He'll let you have it.
It was good on you, right?
Damn, I love the AC in here.
Why she got the AC?
Oh, you're all bad.
Oh, I love the AC.
Oh, my God.
The AC is so good in here, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's got jump scares?
Wait.
What?
I thought there was something in this corner.
Oh, no, no, no.
I thought there was something in this corner.
He didn't have corner.
Bro, it's a meme.
It's a memeie, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Like me, bro.
It's completely me.
Don't show it, don't show it.
There's something here that's...
Yeah, don't show it, don't show it, bro.
Don't show the corner.
Look at that.
I knew there's something here, bro.
I'm gonna figure it out.
Oh, don't show the corner.
Don't show the corner.
Cam, I don't get kicked out.
Okay, I'll call it.
Did we wear the same size bro?
Uh, you're probably like at large now.
XO.
Let me try something bro, I'm not feeling this shirt.
Dude, don't get in the same front.
Yo, get free.
Mom, you stopped working yo Jason?
You, are you at your god damn mind man?
I saw the picture at Zoo Culture.
It's different lighting bro.
No, no, no.
Because look.
That Zoo Culture picture was peak.
Yeah, um, this one, I'm getting back into the,
I want to get him to stay famous. Yeah, run away.
Yeah, run away.
You feel like Ron, bro.
You're like a person.
You run.
Like, that's bad.
Dude, you know what?
See, that's why I wear over-the-beggy teeth.
So, like, I just show my arms, because my arms are not fat.
Why are y'all so sweaty, man?
I was outside pooping and grinding.
What are you chilling in here?
Chilling in that secret corner.
You were just pooping.
I was walking around.
Cold AC in here.
Yeah.
Come on, y'all want some clothes?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My drip, my drip, my drip.
Real chicken.
Yeah, you're pretty messy.
I
Perfume
Where I
Wait, this is mine. No the other one that you just hit
Wait, what is that?
Decoration, bro.
Oh, it's decoration, decoration.
But, Jay, I want the most expensive thing you have.
Shut, shut.
Yeah, do a clown.
Do a clown.
Oh, it's definitely this.
Chrome heart, leather jacket.
Ah, I guess this is expensive right here.
Yeah.
Oh, then I want that one.
I'll open that.
You're not going to open that.
Oh, what about that?
Oh, you want my Richard?
Really?
Yeah.
Let's get Richard Silly.
Wait, no, no, this is real.
This is real.
Yo, you little bitch!
I don't believe in the rich life.
Wait, take a video, take a video, take a video, take a video.
And then let me get next, let me get next.
Yeah, get it, it's a great boomer.
Let me get next, let me get next.
Oh my god, is this yet?
No, bro. What?
That's Euro.
You got every fucking item in here, bro. This is lit.
I have booper drip.
You know, baseball? How many you play baseball, Jason?
Yeah, I do. I like baseball.
You're like San Diego, Tony, bro.
Fuck you, bro.
I'm like I'm like I'm like a like baggy bag nonchalant who purr baggy baggy
You got broken stocks home. Well, yeah, you got streamer you socks on bro
But I'm never really
Was over a month ago. Why you got streamer University socks on gave it like they didn't make they gave a one pair of those
Bro like that was my
I light up my career, man.
You know all these oldie wear streams on your face, bro.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Yo, it doesn't go any tighter, bro.
God damn.
I know circulation on there.
I got a rolly on my wrist.
No, it's not a rolly.
I got a Richie.
I got a Richie Millie on my wrist.
Yeah, we do.
We have a Richie Millie.
Come on, all the hugs, go fuck me out.
Like that one girl at the party
she was twerking on you?
Oh my gosh, he was shaking, but that was crazy, though.
If you had this on, she would
have been doing more than just twerking on you.
No, no, no, no.
She was twerking on you, and then you ran away.
You scared I got a boner and I just said the end word right after
We got a boner
This is this is some rare shit right here
Jason X fate you like a lot of bait
I was gonna get signed was that 18? What does that mean your age?
What do I? I got a...
It's like 10. It looks like 10.
It's a 10. It's a 10. 10 year anniversary for you.
Oh, your 10 year student anniversary?
Yeah, 10 year anniversary for heading to class last year.
I want these one later.
Come pick it up.
You're out of my closet, bro.
Wait, do you still have the Riz necklace that I bought you for your birthday?
I do downstairs
But all my gifts even if some ballish like I'll always keep it take
Damn, bro. That's genuine
Yeah, I did like a full day. I was like I went to four different malls
But different stores for different you I was like Johnny Danes jewelry and Ben baller
And I got that custom is reaching for you run your guys. No, this is Jason the week
Not me. I don't wear all his stuff.
Like, just in the ring. Just in the ring.
I hate this guy.
Bro, are you actually playing, bro?
You know, it's a draft.
And I'm not the worst one there.
No, it's a draft. It means that they pick you.
Yeah, I'm not the worst one there.
I'm gonna always be the second last.
Yeah, I'm gonna be the second last.
What?
Dude, I look like a bad bitch.
What the fuck?
Dude, I look like a bad bitch.
I look like a bad bitch.
Blow it up more so you can't see life underneath.
Oh my God.
Oh, this is hard.
Jay!
That's Hooper swag, though.
Like me, bro, I'm going for the baggy on baggy look,
you know what I'm saying?
You got no Hooper swag.
This is Hooper swag.
Yo, look at my shorts.
This is Hooper swag.
Yo, so you stole my shit, bro.
What was that Hooper swag?
You stole my baggy, bro.
I would.
My shit baggy here.
Why is she back here, bro?
Why is she back here?
She's just that one friend that just does to my bro.
I genuinely hate that kid, bro.
I've been waiting to see this corner for so long, bro.
I just to hear a little longer.
What corner?
Nothing in the corner, bro.
This corner?
Dang, dang, dang, dang.
I said corner for man, I'll snap.
That should have been a popular, special corner.
Absolutely.
That will make me rough.
I'm coming down, I'm coming down, I'm coming down, y'all.
Look at A.
Everybody get the fuck out, everybody get the fuck out, everybody get the fuck out.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, Marlon.
Oh my shoes, I left them upstairs, bro.
Oh.
Yes, sir.
Why the fuck you thought this was?
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck, fuck.
I just wear these, bro.
That's all I forget.
Loki. Like, Loki, though.
Loki, though.
You know, bro, you're like, you're like, you're a little ass, like...
Jed.
No!
You be getting dirty thoughts when you look at these?
Dirty thoughts?
I don't know. Looks like pussy.
This dude said my shoes look like a pussy.
What does that even mean, bro?
It does.
What type of shoes y'all get into?
Me, Abarth, what the fuck, what's going on today?
Who's?
Abarth often.
You better, you ever...
Okay, but who's pussy though?
It was my Nepal.
Yeah!
You're not supposed to answer that, bro!
Ew, bro!
I'm pulling the trigger.
Oh my god!
Jesus!
I don't even know who that is. That's the crazy part, bro.
Fuck the truth.
Well, well, well.
Can you all see my worst battle in fashion?
Yeah.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
Hey, you just get a mushroom?
Why are you calling?
What's your name again?
My name Ralph.
Ralph? Nice to meet you, bro.
What do you know people?
Max put up a five, Simba's put up a ten.
This is how you watch the New York City.
Okay, guess what? Guess what the court guys are doing right now.
This woman's drunk and playing for us.
Guess what?
They're not respecting you, bro.
And if I were you, bro, I would...
I would crash, bro.
I would throw something at them.
I went to shit.
You don't have to fill up in the fucking black, but you just finish, you know what I'm saying?
I'm a lot like, people are not ready for 15 minutes, I'm gonna fill the spray can.
I can do it, I can do it, you know what I'm saying?
People being late sometimes, it's okay, whatever, but like bro, when we go 30 minutes over, that's when I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
You've been ready, you've been ready.
You even got to, this is the worst part ever seen, you put your basketball shoes on before you get to the court.
That is insane.
I mean, to be fair, it's outside of the first group, so I'm honest with that.
Why do you pull a little bit of referee? You're fucking getting on his ass!
We've got a crime. We're fine. We're fine.
They already have a pre-selected team?
Yes, that's what it's all about.
He better hop on somebody's stock, bro. I'm already done.
I literally brought you here on any chance of being competitive.
I can't deliver the only chance you have to be relevant.
I think that's what I'm going to think of.
It's going to be dumb.
So cool.
You're a cousin.
Golly.
You guys remember when I was in the middle?
Hello?
It's here.
Welcome back to the courthouse.
What's up?
All right, welcome to the courthouse Max
Speaking of dogs, bro
Exert your will
Dolly
Come here, come here, we're not dying, dying, oh no!
She does, I tell you, she does like my noses.
She's looking, she's looking here.
She likes to reach the ambiguous man.
Come on! Dolly, Dolly, where are you?
You see it, now she's just...
Yo, you scared me.
Look, look, look!
What is this place?
Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly.
Well, she's hiding in the light over there.
Oh, the freaky head, no, the freaky head, no!
Dolly! Dolly!
Dolly!
Yeah, but if I put that little shit, I'm a bad guy.
You're not coordinated enough to pun anything.
And you had to keep on hooking dreams, bro, that died 30 years ago.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's like, I remember when I had basketball dreams, like sleep
You're right cuz it's just a big three
I don't want to
226 bro, no more that loser said no more that. Oh, I'm telling me
Why are you telling me though?
I
Just see you get
I'll do my back in a safe. Okay. Okay. This is a fanny pack. Is it can they see your fit?
Have they seen this?
I
Didn't have a fucking rich and nearly on my rich you have my Richard on
Bro you give to me bro. I got a rich you on my wrist, bro
Oh
What what what?
Dude, I didn't know your Sophie Reigns biggest donator, bro
I'm not her biggest donator.
Yo, I saw the cat-tutor caption.
That means it's real, bro.
It's real, yeah.
You're Sophie Rains' biggest donator.
Who saw that, though?
This gift-er.
You see what she said about me?
No, I didn't.
She was feeling me.
What did she say?
Oh, I'm in the end of after the stream.
All this.
Yeah.
I saw Sophie Rains going to LA to go on a date with someone.
Is that you?
Yes.
What do you think?
I thought I was going to meet a worker.
No, me.
What?
You saw the stream?
Your hand.
Ooh.
Hold on, no.
Oh, that was her?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You a dog!
You a dog, bro.
I know, Bobo Michael. Nobody's been fucking hard me!
Here he go, bro, here he go.
You got no hip-writter, bro.
Oh.
Oh, nobody, can't nobody fuckinggaard me, bro.
What are you wearing?
Swag.
By the way, you touched my dick!
How long has he touched my dick?
Can't touch my dick, bro.
I touched my dick, class.
I got a rich a million on my list to go back to last year
bro look this is a visual man it's not that's a really good visual
this is a visual bro
I only got bro this is a game you don't bother to ask me
that's why we're here
nah nah nah nah
can't nobody guard the road
I feel the method he doing he doing a loose close
we look like not so well
it's my it's my hooper swag
I started this swag by the way
I started this swag
Jason I don't know you're not good at basketball
I don't know why you're not good at basketball
bro you're actually a bob bro
Oh
Are you talking to me
I'm fucking ready
I'll run it. I'll run it. I'll run it. I'll run it. I said it first. I'll run it
I'm gonna go and take you guys out.
You gonna keep rolling football?
Yeah.
There you go.
Throw it right there.
All right.
Throw it.
You said that.
I'm not letting go.
All right.
I'm gonna keep going.
All right.
Yeah, there we go.
Move, 22.
Go.
10.
Move, you said big.
Well, I know.
Like you.
Yeah, I know.
I just gotta talk to you.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
What?
He's not playing, you know?
Wait, how many steps are you doing?
Five.
No, but I'm on perks, too.
She's hitting like a truck.
Shut the fuck up!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm not even...
I'm not even gonna be able to...
What am I doing?
Oh my goodness.
Look at this baby!
Look at the...
Tom, do you want a drink?
Do you want a drink, Tom?
Look at the aerial song.
Yo, where's Virgo?
Look at my referee, Doug. We're gonna die.
That's a foul!
Marlin!
Help! Help!
There's an alien on me! Help! Help!
He's getting fucked. There's a death on the fuck up.
Yo, that's the chump's work with right there.
Hey, it goes up right one. Up right two.
one of grade two and then actually that should be called
he's got a kill on him
that's on him
Lacey's drunk
Sophie Reigns biggest donator
leave me alone
Sophie Reigns biggest donator
leave me alone
we're not bullying
that's real
I don't play with us
I don't play about rap, I don't play about rap.
No, Suki!
Suki's sleeping.
Why don't you go into his shit and pick him up?
Why didn't you have him for him?
You know why?
Why didn't you know him?
He carried one down.
He went and got him from his room.
He's sticking around.
No, bro.
He's sticking around.
You're missing an instant opportunity.
Don't tell me what to do.
I don't want to do it.
No.
You know what?
I'm like a fattest, Suki's late,
which means he doesn't respect you.
The fact that Ron was late doesn't respect you.
I'm not only going to respect you in this house bro, and what's going to do? You're a lightning knock on Suki's door. Hey, hey, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?
It's time bro!
Yep.
It's been 30 fucking minutes!
You know what, there's no locking in the door, you understand that right?
What? There's no locking? She won't open it.
Yeah, you know why?
It's 6-4-2-20.
Bro, there's nothing in his pants, it's just a pussy!
You're a pussy!
That's what it is bro! Pussy!
Open the door!
Look, look, there's no locks in the door.
Oh, it's locked.
Do you want me to open it?
I do it.
Huh?
Go.
Why are you scared, too, though?
No, still.
I mean, watch out, shut up.
I'm right here.
Hey!
He put a watch right at the end.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
I told him I would come in here.
Big boy, I told him I would come in here.
I'm gonna make you look like you're not gonna get out of here!
Holy shit!
Wait a minute!
Holy shit!
Holy fuck!
I'm scared, I'm scared right now.
Are you okay?
Mr. Moon
The entire function is waiting on me.
Not waiting on me, bro.
No everybody's here. I'm a captain. If you weren't a captain would you tell somebody that's not a captain?
I'll pay you!
Who do you want to turn out?
It's a reason.
It's a life.
Why are you going around like that?
Bro, you thought I started a fucking war?
You thought I started a fucking war?
Fuck!
Come on, bro, it's supposed to start a fucking war, bro.
Fucking hell you're out of time.
Shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
Bro, is this your story? You're fucking out of late.
Yeah, but he's kept some captain.
So I'm captain.
Yeah, you like it.
I'm gonna whoop that out.
We need to move!
I'm gonna whoop that out.
Mr. Moon!
Please.
Put some fucking shoes on.
And get out of here.
You're late.
That's how you do it.
That shit happened to me.
What?
Hey, I said, bro, look at you bros.
No type of haste.
No type of urgency.
You're late.
Like a bitch.
Thank you.
You're a thief! You're a thief!
You're a bit...
Thank you. Thank you.
That's how you do it, bro. A little bit of bass.
Do you see what he's doing right now?
He's recovered from getting used to his drum rope now.
He's easy to broke even with that.
I feel like we won't fuck him.
The fact that you were scared of the door...
I'm scared, bro.
I thought it was locked.
Bro, my thing isn't this, bro. My thing is this.
I took my back in and it was nasty.
I told you, you didn't want to get dragged like that.
Bro, that's why I put you in the video.
Oh my goodness.
I know, it's out there.
It's out there.
I know, it's out there.
It's out there.
Never happened.
Never happened in the game, though.
It's not fun.
226.44, Jason Brown.
Never, ever, again.
You just gave me a speech about how you're running shit this year.
And then you got done filthy.
Where's your bag?
Where's your fucking shirt?
Where's your bag?
I don't like that.
Where's your bag?
I don't like that.
Where's your bag?
I don't like that.
Where's your bag?
I don't like that.
You see what I'm saying?
That's not going to talk to him, bro.
Hey, 70!
I ain't a lot of Marlon Marlon Marlon Marlon
I don't know why the boost is so much worse than what's going to happen.
No!
That's RGC!
I don't like it that fast.
Yo!
I had to go like, come on, come on.
My sir, thank you, sir.
Explain to him, don't know, is that a appreciating asset?
Of course, of course.
Of course.
Well, because at first I was like,
what the heck are you doing at OG, bro?
You just went to the gym, what the heck do you mean?
What do you mean, you know?
AC, you know, I was like,
You know what he whispered to me? That he's gonna say to you? He's gonna say, this is
why you're not inviting to places because you're late always, bro. Yeah, he's gonna
replace you with a laser now. Yeah. He didn't have to respect you, bro. He didn't have
He's already got his basketball shoes on, bro.
He's taking his time going live.
He just woke up.
He took a shit in the lab, bro.
This is great.
Man, I'm gonna pick him up, bro.
Man, I'm gonna spank him.
Ooh.
Man, he's taking it.
Ooh.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about, man?
Don't be a fake even, man.
I don't think.
I'm sorry, Jake.
What is a foul?
When you got a Ryan set for him,
I didn't know that Silkie had y'all like this.
I don't know Silk, I'll give you that one.
Y'all just shut up.
I put in six monitors there.
You're gonna start your stream?
You're gonna present that love letter right now?
You're gonna be out of the room in two minutes, you understand?
Wow, you don't respect you, bro.
You don't respect your girls?
Yo, you fuckin' up.
I don't respect you bro, you don't respect you bro.
Yo, you fucking fucking fucking fucking thinkin' something.
Hey, that ass.
God damn, this is the best fuck, bro.
God, bro.
That's my referee.
GG's, bro.
Fallon Jason Wheat.
That's my song, man.
There you go, man.
It was the green one right there.
It was the green one.
Hey, Marlon, make him last pick, bro, for not respecting him.
I already think.
Make him last pick for not respecting him.
I'm not, I'm not.
You want the worst teams?
I'm sorry, bro, put a little rabbit in there.
What the fuck is wrong?
Come on, that was a mistake.
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Bro, he turned his back and it's safe, bro,
because you don't know what's going on.
Now, if you turned your back and it's safe over here, bro,
I would have put him in a choke right now.
Exactly, but we're not going to do this shit.
Bro, he feels so safe.
Bro, if it was me, I would have put him in a choke
instead of, yo, boo boo.
I'm saying, I know it,
physical confrontation type at all you just content creators but x whatever y'all do to
Suki I was like you know X is jumping in. No. So you know right now. So you're gonna like speak to him bro. You're gonna speak for you. Why you speaking for him? You're gonna beat the fuck out of you. That's all I know. You're a big fuck. They're gonna beat the living shit out of you bro.
Yeah, I bet it's like, Marley!
Leave a shit out of you!
I wasn't at Home Depot for you!
I'm at Home Depot, Dolly! Why are you beating the fuck out of you?!
Home Depot for you, suck dick! Okay, just chill!
I'm gonna keep it up, and they do something to soak you in the park!
I'ma touch you!
Yoooo!
Yep!
The last time I was at Home Depot, and I'ma suck you, Dolly!
The last time Stream saw me in the two little ones, you were spinning!
And you were spinning!
You guys both liked Stream!
The last time they saw me!
They saw you
Bro, yeah, I got gloves.
We're gonna go twins here. Now you look shorter because you lost some weight.
So you look more similar.
It was you, bro!
I have gloves on!
You know, the only thing I don't know is how to make somebody a captain when I'm telling them that they're fucking captain.
I didn't get a taste for nothing like, yo, this is the time it started.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. It's just, yo, you can't get me more.
And I say, what's the time I say?
Okay, you said 2 p.m. Then you said 1 p.m. Then you said 3 30 now it's 4 p.m. Today and the first one was when you went live
Well, man, when you went on your tweet this is a 7 p.m.
PST but 4 p.m. Eastern to sit fuck my brain up. No one
So much
to get him out the room
run into the Lions Den
and now you're pressing him
it doesn't matter who's on it
11-12 pacific and tourney starts at 4 p.m.
dude, turn
why are you pressing your signal
I'm doing it
bro, but the thing is
he's still behind the net
no, no, he didn't get that
stop touching my hole bro
that's exactly
well right now all you're doing is delaying him
You better walk up and let him do a 30-minute intro you're a bitch
You see it? You see it?
Ain't no race, no fucking race!
Bro!
Here, my suitcase.
I got you.
It's crazy, bro.
Oh! Oh!
You guys make a mess.
I ain't a lie. Now you're doing too much.
I ain't a lie.
You wanted those people to do it and walk away.
You're like, you're a bitch!
See me! See me!
That was, bro. That was.
It moves was to come up to me right now. Do you know what I'm doing?
I'm so safe. I'm not safe. Oh my God. Oh my God.
It's so safe. It's so safe. It's so safe.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm not leaving. I'm leaving.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
I had some king.
You know what happened?
Seventh on one, face of a woman.
Jason and me was on the team.
Everybody in the room got hurt.
He got done crazy.
Everybody in the room got hurt.
So be yourself.
And I'm gonna tell you right now.
Yeah, what?
Right, yeah, yeah, what?
You crazy?
You know that?
You know that me and him were turning into jump rope, right?
You know that we go back to that game, right?
You were deep throwing gummy worms.
That crazy.
We was in this course.
I mean, it was really so.
If you want to hurt yourself, it wouldn't happen.
What the fuck is going on?
He looks like a dog, bro.
He looks okay.
He looks like a dog, bro.
So if you can't have a dog.
I forgot my hoop shoes.
What are you, size 7?
No, no, no, no, no.
Who looked nice right there?
Yo.
I'm not gonna lie.
Who looked like this?
I'm not gonna lie.
He looked like the same size.
Look at him.
Look at him like Fortnite.
If you can take him, you got half.
I got half.
If you can take him, you got half.
Thanks.
You can take it.
You can have it.
Me?
I would give whatever room I wanted.
If you got it, I'm taking it.
If I wanted, if I wanted to,
what would I do?
If I had my phone,
if I would call my girl.
You want those?
There is more room right there.
I'm buying it.
There's like a legendary test right there.
A legendary test right there.
I'm just saying.
He got the AP to some maker.
He got the AP.
If I wanted it, I would have
The peacemaker with Dolly like
Thinking shit don't jump on this shit at some point. He's going to be embarrassed out there
You're not playing birds. I would have put you in a foot. I would have made you pretzel me into a pretzel bro fucking
BOOM!
I need to close it.
I'm out, bro.
Oh, good thing.
Thank you so much.
No daggers stand-backs?
What? What? What?
I'm on that. What?
Jason, can you help me with this kiss scene?
Yeah, I got you.
Can you get over Jason's shoulder?
We're just gonna improv it.
Tell me where to go.
Oh
Please let me bother me that one time. Fuck. No, what the who's this? No, no
Well, I'm okay. Please. I heard if a driver lined up and originally please
Come on
You have like 10
What do you mean?
Please
I needed it
Nice time, nice time, next time bro, next time bro, next time bro
I need it bro
I gotta go
Dude, I'm in the camera
That's good
Perfect
Bro, what the, what are we doing bro?
I'm down right now
I'm down right now?
Yeah
Like bro, sucky three round, Marlon pressed you, then pushed you, then walked away
You're not doing shit to me.
I said now what?
I said now what, bro?
Ain't no one doing shit to me, bro?
I just messed up.
He said, get Sophie coming right now.
See, I'm just gonna talk to Sophie.
I don't want to tell her what to do, bro.
Nobody's in here.
Oh
You've been again the three coward
What
How about a game, right?
Crazy?
No, isn't it?
You're staying up in here, okay?
Listen, listen, listen.
Fuck it.
You good?
Fuck it.
You're gonna call, you're gonna call, everything's gonna call you.
Because you know these things about the ground.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, Jerry?
I don't know.
Thank you.
Sorry, can you get past the three volunteers?
So fucking hot outside, bro.
We ain't silky get on this aura.
Aura doesn't exist.
That shit doesn't exist.
Where's T-Banks? No wait, where is T-Banks, bro?
He must be in a food coma from yesterday.
Holy fucking hell.
Do you hook a wall? Huh?
Hook a wall.
I know that's not who I fucking think it is, bro.
You know the water boy? Bro, why didn't you make the water boy so easy? You tried aura farming, but then I'm just an annoying cook that someone's going to farm here. So you can't really aura farm.
You think you're old bro?
I think they do.
I think they're a fucking read man.
Yeah bro, because if Tomsen was here, someone would have passed them off.
Thank you Nick.
Thank you bro.
You're not going to kill Tomsen nigga.
I don't think that shit happened.
I'm a mog.
I don't know why I got it.
I'm not shit green though.
I'm sorry.
Give me that.
Oh man.
Come on, come on.
Give me that.
Come on, man.
Come on, come on.
Hold this one here.
Oh, man.
Somebody's trying to son off, bro.
Yeah, did everyone over here, man?
Come here.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, hurry up, guys.
Hurry up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
You would have had ballas in your title!
I wouldn't have, bruh.
I don't have ballas in your title.
Holy fuck, it's hot!
More facts!
I have to say, he's just been a jackpot for two weeks.
He-hee-hee-hee-hee!
He-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
I used to be pretty funny back in the day.
How do you want to do it?
Yo, yo, yo.
No, he has to play as- he's-
How's he not playing?
He has to play, bro.
He has to play?
What is with that one?
Bro, they don't respect you, bro. That's why I'm seeing it.
Max, come on.
You just fucking kissing?
What the fuck up, bitch?
Hey, so I know everyone makes you hydrated. It's hot shout out old man. All right get the hydration going
All right, everybody everybody's playing right here. Everybody's playing yo Lou you plan
You know
right? What? No, that's cheating. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not playing. I'm not playing.
So he needs to re-pick, but we can't. It's five. Are you scared of that? You're scared of that?
Ah, you're weird, bro. Now, are you scared of those stuff?
You need to walk. Yo, you need to go. Don't talk about anything.
Max team is skins, yeah?
Wow. Wow.
I got my name on the surface.
Wait, wait. If he can pick teams, then we can pick a team.
Hold on, hold on.
They don't understand this part of the strategy.
Hey, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Yo!
Look at me in the eyes.
Can we stand under the sunroof, bro?
I'm my first pickin' bro.
I got him.
Is he coming?
What's the problem?
I'm surrounded by cars.
I was gonna pick an L.S.K.
What's that?
Look at that.
Look at this. Look at this lineup.
Woo!
See who I do this.
Aw.
Fourth.
What's your name? You would get one bucket full of this.
That's not a good bag, dude.
No, that's actually fifty-fifty.
Nah, nah, nah. I'm hoping that's actually...
What you mean, nah?
Bro, I'm fully tan.
I'm fully tan.
I'm absolutely tan.
Brayden.
I've seen you with agent, my job's gonna be good, Raph, Raph, bro, you swear you a mini-mouch out, bro?
No, he's good, he's good.
Good and fucking, you're on my own?
Okay, you're good.
I'm going for, like, three weeks.
Yes, I'm going.
Stop. Damn, that's hot, bro.
It's hot as hell in this house.
I'm trying to just, like, actually sober up, like, I don't wanna-
There's actually not enough water to reimburse me.
I feel like the amount of water per Celsius ratio is insane.
Yeah, and if you drink it, he's gonna get spoiled as well.
Marlin!
I get first pick!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, he's trying to get first pick. Like, first pick.
When I scream, my eyes get blurry.
Look at where you guys start to drag.
Fucking face.
Walk in, bro, walk in.
You're getting first pick.
If I sit down, I ain't getting up.
Hey, Prince.
Let me see a shot.
How was that?
How was it?
Holy shit you can build a house with that.
Wait how old are you now, that's gay.
How old am I?
Yeah.
Uh, just add 6 to your age.
You're 28?
Wait you're only 22.
22, yeah.
L.S.K. bro.
Wait that's...
How did you create the name L.S.K.?
How'd I come up with that name?
I'm glad you asked.
Uh, so...
Light skin killer.
No, so I'm a big DBZ fan.
Okay
What's the second I go third you go for it?
No, no you the fourth. I
Literally
This shit rigged, bro
Let's go
Soky what you're asking where's fuck
Wow
Come on, bro, now.
Come on, Jim.
Bro, now, bro.
I just said, you know.
Oh, you never seen him?
This is not fair.
Hey, what you mean it's not fair?
I'm just kidding, bro.
You're a boxer, bro.
Come on.
I'm gonna get, let me get Albert.
Here they go.
All right, bro, do you have to do that?
I'm gonna go.
So you know how to play against us?
Sookies are calm, bro.
Yeah, you're happy, I know you're happy.
Some people are going to be on the bench.
What's going on?
Stick to boxing, bro.
I'm an athlete.
I've seen you hook, bro.
You're not a hook.
Wrong!
is that is everybody right here
is everybody right here
is that better
yeah
now you're gonna change it right when I go
oh my bro
I get another one
yeah
I get two picks
No, braiding gets to a place. Then we go back.
No, no, no.
Oh, because you're not there, Jack.
Team player right here.
Team player.
Nos.
Yeah.
This is late.
Yeah.
Oh, now it's reverse.
I'll tell them not to use reverse.
Yo, I'm fucked!
I'mma get a stand, Ron.
You have L.S.K., right player?
Team player.
Ashley, team player.
See, this is hard.
Oh, man, you need the ball here.
You need the ball here.
You need the ball from the second.
How are you guys taking a pic of your 50 minutes late?
Let me take a picture of you.
Oh, what's this?
You guys are big suckers.
I'm worried.
How about you give me like a little loose egg,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm a good Nick.
Bro, come on, James.
Nick, come here.
I don't know.
Let me at least get bro right here.
He's a tank, bro.
right there.
He was dead-ass killin' the paint.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, it's Jason.
I got J. Seiko.
No, he's not here, so he cannot be drafted.
I would have told him here.
Yo, I'd like to be though.
The players have to be here.
Yo, uh, commissioner, the players have to be here.
You would not have picked J. Seiko.
I'm not going to allow this.
The players must be present to be dressed.
Take a grab, so he wouldn't pick the many ones.
What are you doing to get here, then what?
I said, I said, I said, I said, you understand?
I'm going to pick six.
I picked them.
I say it should be about here.
Might as well just break it now.
I'm going to get out of here, but I'm going to split.
I will split.
I will split, but I'm going to have my head all the way down.
But how do you just get an idea that we don't split?
And how did you get a second pick, bro?
Well, because you're not helping with shit.
Why are you a 50 minutes late, bro?
I'm helping with shit.
Jake, come on.
Ball don't lie you can have Cinco if you make it from here.
That's not how I know it.
I got it.
I got my three, bro.
Where's the refsack?
Excuse me, bro.
Drunk wrong with it three.
Come on, soak it up.
No, soak over these.
I should go on them.
All right.
Hey, is the drop done?
That bitch green, bro.
I don't even think
I don't know
I can't allow something to be drafted
The ref set
I gotta see
No, no, no
I draft the cinco
Yo, so people, come on, put your tamer
And Yu-Gi and Argy the only one that's coming up
What?
I would have been chosen
Oh, you wouldn't
I'm not sure
This guy's mad as shit, bro
Drink of Celsius, get your high points here
Calm down, yellow man
That's not table life
You see
Yo, what is my pick?
We need a big bite.
You saw the pigs?
Yo, 30 seconds time.
Shit, hot, bro.
You might have to take your shirt off.
He's talking about a corona corona.
Come on, bro.
We're not making that a thing, bro.
You're not laughing at that.
That way, is the doubt coming later, though?
That's not playing?
Oh, wow.
He just backed up on my little shit.
At least we're coming.
We're there.
Let me see that.
I
Miss green today
I'm a little rusty, bro. I'm a little...
Wait, what's our team name?
You need to think up.
We're going all the way.
I got some words of inspiration for you, bro.
Listen, you're probably one of the worst players here,
but that don't matter, because you got this right here.
I always do my underdog in my whole life.
You got heart, okay?
What the fuck?
Holy ballish, man.
What?
Oh, you're on my team?
well you better be getting the waters ready because you got to get any
plans on bro
you can't call me fat this is small game
we're doing one size it's only one size one size fits most one size fits most
I'm not moved!
Now if I take my shirt off and wear this, is it like longs of rain?
Nah, it's a little tough.
Sounds like tough.
We're multi-match!
Bro, I couldn't get yellow.
We're going to get a yo-kish country, look at that!
I'm going to get on your leg, make sure the kids are safe because you're making a
lot of money.
I'm ready, man.
I'm ready.
That's low key with a coffee squawks yeah, but
Did you see how he's doing you though?
He's like cheating on me.
Can I get a ball for my player here?
Hey, it's not 2015 anymore, bro.
You go up against me and then ankle-twirl it into pretzels.
I see a borrow break in the shed.
I see a borrow break in the room.
Oh, I got it.
Thanks.
I got beat in the balls.
Hey, Raph.
I got beat in the balls.
This game is over.
What the fuck?
I guess we should be airballing again.
Hang on.
Bro, I'm gonna get you some playing time, bro.
I was in trouble.
I'm in a mood right now, bro, like my confidence is through to Ruth's mood.
Why don't you get your ass out of here?
I got to reserve my...
Bro, this dude always trying to box, bro!
Yeah, bro!
Why don't you get your basketball?
He's trying to box, bro!
My game, bro!
You want to see some?
Yes, your ass.
What's up on the rain, bro?
Put a shirt on!
Bro, I'm going to work on you.
Yo.
Hey chat bro can I get one last W before I never see y'all until this tournament's over?
Please, Beth.
Oh, red!
Who's red?
Hey, close water.
Thank you, Beth.
Thank you, champ.
I don't see a f**king over. I don't see a f**king perzy on him bro.
They said, they only did two tees.
I got J.C. Go Monsignor Cook, bro.
He, Avert, and Maui.
Yo!
Everybody line up!
Come on!
Braden, get your team over here!
Yo, Braden!
Come on, get your team over here, bro.
Yo, Raph, bro, where's your jersey at?
Yeah, we're the next.
No, because real shit.
I would got shirtless.
Yo, look at this.
Go shirtless.
No, no, no, no.
We're going to be.
Hey, listen.
Okay.
I want to.
Wait, you're not going to say where.
Okay.
Yo, let that.
Let everything you say there.
All right.
Listen.
Wait, wait.
Who's there?
Hey, listen.
Everybody listen, everybody listen, everybody listen.
Yo listen.
Who's the third?
Listen, A.
I don't fucking give a shit.
Listen, listen.
It's on the way.
Yo, group A is Brady's team, Silky's team, Jason's team.
OK?
Group B is Max's team, Marlin's team, and Ron's team.
First game is Team Silky versus Team Brady.
Let's go.
All right?
All right, everyone else, let's go.
Let's go.
Hit me up, hit me up.
Let's lose it back here.
Hit me up, hit me up, hit me up.
What's amazing that shit, bro?
Hold on, let me out. It's going to be first to 11, 12-minute games.
If you win in like 5 minutes, that's game.
If it's like 8-5 at 12 minutes, then whoever's up the most wins.
Simple as that.
One's the two's, one's the two's, how does it work?
So it is people who only do it in three teams.
All teams go up against each other, and then the two Tates move on.
Alright?
Alright, let's go. Let's go.
They won?
Two people in the first.
You don't need that around here, bro.
here bro you don't need that trash.
Come on bro.
No because I took my back and I'm like hey bro what?
I took my back and I'm like hey.
I'm gonna headlong bro.
I'll turn this into the head of the guy.
Do it bro, do it.
I'm crazy Jay.
Jay, man.
Can I go?
When I burst you.
Fuck the basketball.
How many people are in your team?
We're not even playing.
That's what I'm saying bro.
You are even better.
Bitch.
I'm playing right now.
What are you doing?
Bro, you got that right now?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Who just started three?
Uh, dude.
Hey, it's not playing!
Get off the bench!
No, because I'm going to catch me a pat back, bro!
I'm smacking everyone!
Strong fucking!
Stay still! Stay still!
Get off the bench!
I can't find him, bro.
Ahhhh!
The fuck?
I should call you off guard like a runner.
No, I'm right.
I actually don't.
I don't know why that one is.
Chat like why?
Yeah.
I don't get it.
Look, look those things are here.
You didn't understand that one though.
I didn't even know you said that.
They're the state farm interviews.
So let me explain.
Talk to me.
So that should have called me off guard like corona because...
What is that?
That should have called me off guard like corona because bro,
Really? Really bitch?
What the fuck is he doing?
That shit call me off guard
Wait, you didn't explain it
I told you
He said it bro
I told you
He didn't even get to explain it bro
God Max is hilarious bro
Yeah, I had a beer.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Bro, please explain it.
I actually want to throw more.
I really meant that shit, bro.
That shit came from the heart.
What does that mean, though?
What does that mean coming up doing like
I didn't realize something was happening just like when COVID happened it came out of nowhere
Soak his team!
Genuine genius, bro.
He made Diva, bro.
Who do you know with another one, bro?
Toy Fertanos?
Doug, he's literally the pioneer for this.
He's stylish, bro.
You do that, bro.
I say you a pioneer, Maxwell.
You a pioneer.
I was.
You know how to play for a game?
I was.
You started Toy Fertanos, bro.
They gonna put you in the Raptors.
Come on up, come on up.
I
Sorry, yeah
When by two I want to see a clean fucking game, all right
You guys understand
Super Team Silky Guy
Oh, uh...
Bro, are you just playing?
Hey, come on, come on, come on
No, it's not fair, it's not fair
I don't wanna be that guy
Why does Silky have a fucking Super Team?
Are you scared?
Uh, no, but come on, bro
Are you scared?
Moose, Guapo, Mountain, Mountain, Chow?
Mountain, leave now, bro
I was just letting the Silky do whatever he wants, bro
Bro is let us okay, bro 15 minutes late second
Stretching you ready to ball out
No 60, bro main camera will probably be I don't know a 60 just pick someone and you could have me as reaction
Oh, that should look like a Jason and Wayne shot.
Sauce with a rebound.
Ooh, ooh.
Oh my god, it's sorry, ass team, bro.
Let's go. We're back.
Let's go!
Hey boys!
Hey gay boy!
Oh!
Bro, something's doing all that baby rage already.
Already, man?
Tracing!
No!
Oh!
I'm not gonna lie this is some bullshit bro, Suki's already crying as well, maybe he is.
Suki got stuck in a pit.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Terrible way up, you fucking dork!
Hey your skull cap better fall off, dumb fuck, look at you!
Dang!
That shit looks...
Ew!
Whoa!
Hey kids, that's 35 with no fucking wife!
Yo his shirt is really tucked in his pants.
2 points for the rest of the game.
I'm sick, I'm sad.
2-2, 2-2 baby 2-2.
2-2, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie bro, who's Dina?
I didn't know Sookie was actually that good.
Sookie's not, don't hype him up please.
Sookie's not good unless it's 21 or 1.
What does he even do?
Aware.
Or against Max.
Yeah, it's obviously so he's good.
Bro, he looking like me out there bro, I ain't gonna lie.
Wait, he like a pro?
Yes, dude. He's a Filipino pro, by the way.
He's one of the tallest Filipinos I've ever seen in my life.
They have moves.
Hey, that's a Bravo!
Bravo, ref.
Bravo.
Yeah!
You're a bum!
You're a crook!
Fuckin' loser!
You're a crook, fuck man.
You can't do that!
Silk, you have to go up.
You have to go up.
Silk, you're a wuss.
You can't just take two steps and then stop.
All that baby race
You can't do that
Chill bro, it's just a game
It's just a game
You're losing a fucking gnaz.
Bro, it's just content.
Oh, break it with it.
Break it.
Stick to tennis.
I'm telling you something about this.
He's in town.
What the fuck?
You're a school cap fell off.
El Paso!
Your school cap fell off
El Pas, El Pas!
What does Silky do? What does he even do?
Put that shit back on bro, maybe put some velcro on it
Bro chat, let's just keep rebating, we'll get mad bro. Yo, yo, 60 fixed the delay please
Wow what a rebound bro
Yo, Stilke, help your team!
Stilke, that's shit! Red is fun!
Eww, no! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
What was that?
I'm peeling our board.
Four-second delay.
And then what?
Pumpfake! Pumpfake! Pumpfake!
Oh my god, that was a good job, Fate.
Wait, what is it called?
Thank you, ref, thank you.
Thank you, ref.
No, you're too handsome. You want to call me?
Good calls, not bad. That was fierce.
Not bad calls. That wasn't bad calls.
Oh my god.
Wow, brother.
Navy rage.
Basketball, fellas.
60 please bro. Hey, can we do first to seven maybe?
30 second delay. I might react right now.
Yo, Machao you want to win you got a ball hog, bro. Hey, you're not ball hog, I'm gonna die.
I can't fucking take this. It's the ships. I just get the bag.
Oh
Need to leave
How though god damn sinko great to see you man
He's going to be happy if you win, he'll be happy if you win, yo selfie make a shot.
I got the same bag, bro.
It's like it's meant to be, bro.
Welcome to my team.
Oh, no.
We got the same bag, bro.
Lacey's still in that room.
Oh, no!
Big body.
Oh, man.
Oh!
Yo, Chad, I can't see.
Hey, so can do something hey if you're not on the game get behind the camera
I said you went to NASA's guarding base.
Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
You're dunking every time.
You're talking about it every time.
I'm really all the time.
What the fuck are you talking about in defense?
Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yo, we're getting the ball.
I mean, we're making it every time.
You're just going to keep dunking.
Five to a blue.
Were you talking about?
No, I didn't have a super team.
So we don't need defense when we have the ball every time.
Sub-Raphin!
Good layup, Silky!
Sub-Raphin!
I'm not talking about the board.
No.
He's gonna want, he's gonna want to, he's gonna like Max.
That's the first double match.
Yeah, but you maxed it.
That's me, you averse.
You're averse.
Oh, shit!
That boy's going to pass shot.
Wow.
That's the best one I've seen.
That's the best world champion.
We should be good.
That's three.
Wow.
Wow. I would have made that in my sleep.
This is some sissy shit.
I'm not afraid to take this.
I can see the chat.
I'm gonna hold my phone down.
You fix the delay.
Yo, 60, what are you doing?
I'm 60. What do you do?
Besides make TikToks, bro.
I'm gonna get her.
Yeah, I'm gonna lose this.
You can drop.
Wait, what? Game point?
God damn!
Actually 50 second delay.
Actually, what do you do?
Up he's assuming I ain't a lot
Hey, shout out Jason the lean
Nice bro
I had a mess rate inbound.
Wow, bro.
I just lost 5k viewers.
You can't make a view count.
You didn't even say it right, bro.
Hey man, build the house with those bricks!
Laying Minecraft out there.
Holy shit.
You're not wrong.
We had this game or not?
Who that?
I can't tell.
What are you playing?
After, after.
They kind of caught me off guard like Corona.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Woo!
Is that game?
That's game.
Alright, what's next?
Oh my god, we've fixed it a late after the game and did that.
Woo!
Hey, y'all going home?
Hey, Brandon!
Hey, Brandon, you know who to host!
You know who to host!
Brandon, you're out of the tournament?
Why don't you want to play twice more than a book?
Yeah.
What?
It should be if you lose your out.
No.
Are we doing a losers' bracket?
No.
Wait, he's not out?
Wait, so how is he not fully out?
Oh, that's great.
Teeth in each group.
All teeth play better.
Who's next? Who's next?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Now, I go to the two people.
Oh, it's Groose.
Chad likes to troll bro, but I'm a pretty good sister right now.
What do I do?
I do cardio I get more every time I see a 60 tap message instead of him fixing it
Oh, why don't you be fucking happy over people out there nice for me, bro? Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. I hate you, bro
Yeah, and I mess up your food said come over to the table nice brown. Yeah, yes, bro
Is it starting yet probably full-screen me but now it's about a start so don't
Let's go Marlon oh
You look like me out here, bro
Bro, what? That's a whistle. That was the biggest foul I've ever seen.
She kinda caught me off guard like Corona.
That's nice buddy. Oh my god.
That was a flat ass shot.
Bro, Masters foul the shit out of Edward. Bro, this weapon's blind.
Marlon, ISO, ISO!
I
Like this wrap blind as fuck bro take off some sunglasses
God damn
Hey, what is that dude in the wheelchair do he not even rip it bro this back drunk fuck
Oh here he goes
I'm studying for the Black Ops 2 after this.
I'm gonna meet you in the chat if you're ready.
Go boys, go boys.
Just make sure you're ready.
All right, see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Hey there, bro.
Yo, Marlon, dunk on them.
All the kids make you wake up at night.
In the morning, bro.
No, I was up.
Rare, rare, rare.
It's fine, it's fine.
I just need to keep waking up every 3-4 hours.
Damn fat boy, what the fuck?
It's still good though.
We got a kid looking like you, that's just fun.
Now you're like a little Asian baby.
Shot, bruh, shot me number 2, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I was a nice shot.
First you took a shot with it.
What the hell?
More of the taken, taken, taken!
They were like, where y'all going, Asian?
It was like, wasn't it like finding something?
Bro, should I get a kid?
Yeah, bro.
No, you shouldn't get a kid.
You know, I've been with people saying that shit work, but the old shit really work.
I get ED at 2-2, bro.
Yo, I used to have it right down to something.
No, you did it, right?
I ain't like drunk, they get the room, bro. That's why I don't drink.
No, I used to not be here if I take off.
You did, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, you're not drunk, bro. You should just go to the work.
You drunk with the shell cake.
Nah, yeah, back, back.
It do happen like that.
It happens at the worst times, too.
Like when you in that mode, you drunk in that mode.
I'll be like, uh-uh.
So predict the worst.
But then like, shit really looks like the gross.
What?
Yo, I got shit in the shit too.
You playing basketball, you're starting to break.
What are you talking about, bro?
You lost some pictures.
Yo, back!
Show me something!
I think he's got another one of my team's whoopin'.
What?
Don't you have to go a medium?
You should get brisk on your brother.
I got him on my ass, whoopin'.
I
The cameraman, the foot!
Shoot the jump for Marlin!
I've had this experience.
I can see you right now, be good.
This 3v3, sorry as shit!
Yo, Max, what the fuck happened?
I'm not sure what happened to you.
You're already tired?
Marlin, bro, you got zero points.
Marlin, good job!
My number, I don't know what the service is going on.
L pump faith!
I'm swanin' that.
Hey fat boy! Hey fat boy, you're a little boy!
He dead ass fat now, bro.
He dead ass fat!
He dead ass tennis swag on his tennis...
Take that ski mask off!
Wow.
Shoot it!
My fat boy got a six pack somehow still.
Never you got to bend a dime six pack.
Haha.
Hey, that should cut me off going like Corona.
Yo, yo, this six pack looked like it was in a pickle jar.
Oh my God, that's good army.
That's going, my hands are sweaty. It's going viral, right?
It's going viral.
All right, so!
Yeah!
Hell no you got no nuts!
Oh no bro this is a sorry ass game!
You got your nuts taken out bullshit!
He's not even clenching his nuts like he got anymore.
You got no nuts.
Woo!
You gotta finish that fat boy!
Hell Nah!
Never in practice.
Kill him, Ed!
But it's 2-1, Nug.
Get ass in.
It's brick after brick out there!
This shit aint, this shit aint, this shit aint.
Oh!
Well fucking done!
Are you done?
You look easy.
I'm gonna take it.
Let's go Marlon!
You got this Marlon.
You got this Spade.
Oh my baby mama we doing this.
This
Hey, Max's war show us something
oh my god oh my god oh my god Jason the weenie
Yeah, shot.
That's the kind of look like a shop for Thanos.
That's the fucking thing.
He's the original.
Fuck this man.
That is the original right there.
Yo, now she called me off guard on the corona.
Hey fat boy, show us something.
Hey, we need a time limit on this game.
Yo, yo, we need a time limit on this game.
Thank y'all, thank y'all.
Maxwell Dent, you've done it again!
Hey, Fatboy, live it up to his name!
That man's red as fuck.
Oh yeah, don't dash shit.
Oh my god, bro
Hey, he's not like that. He can't do it. I saw I saw I saw oh
Shit my god
What the fuck hey, but wrap this shit up
That's what I'm talking about.
Two for tonight.
So 68.
This is a hard one.
Oh, man.
Marlon, do something!
Read your own tournament!
Settle a screen!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, he's down!
Oh, oh, oh!
I
So
Yo, right out
Right, right, bro. I saw oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, someone's gonna turn to a spirit real
Marlin sit on that. Oh, let's stay on that your aura sit on it. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, pump break, pump break!
Ahhhh!
You sad on it?
Yo, cookie!
Cookie!
What?
More like clamps?
That ass got fat, bro!
This is sorry ass hoops!
Bad basketball, y'all.
They should call me up on a cabana bar in my life.
How much time left?
Draft time?
How much time left?
Ref time?
Oh, man!
Hey, what did the disabled ref do?
What are these referees, though?
Oh, my God, bros. Start a family, bros.
Hey.
Alphaboy really got a six back now.
I'm not gonna lie but this is real ball. I don't know if I can do that.
God, this is not real ball, bro. This is the longest 3-3 ever.
Oh my god, bro, this is sorry, hoax.
I would have been a streamer. It should have been a beat-down scamber.
Oh my god
Oh my god, these are just better hoops y'all.
They're saying it's WMBA.
Oh my god.
Yo, make a shot!
Bro, I'm not trying to do a 24 hour.
God damn it!
Come on Max!
Oh yeah, he's sad on that.
Sad we go with that serve.
I appreciate you watching.
Marlon's dead-ass glistening.
Come on man, have a half.
Marlon got Max in a box.
Yo, I'm Marlon.
Right down.
One minute and a half.
Oh, Marlon got maxed in a box.
Yo, I'm Wildin.
You're Wildin?
Woo!
Yay! We taught you L.S.K.
We taught you L.S.K.
L.S.K.
I wouldn't go for that.
All right, all right.
All right, L.S.K. would've put him on a...
All right, L.S.K. would've slammed her.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh!
You've done it again Maxwell Dent!
Well, Archie, Archie just pulled up.
Archie, you pulled up.
Yeah, Nick, okay!
They're not even on a team, bro.
We got a game!
We got a time mark they ran out of time, bro. This is embarrassing, bro
ball. Do something! You gotta do something! Wayne your stats are zero, zero, zero, and
zero. Wayne, use your nothing! Yo, Marlon got that shit in the box. Yo, Marlon, do something!
Marlon, do something!
Yeah, box that up, Marlon.
Marlon, do something!
Shit on it.
Whoa!
He's using the camera as a screen, bruv!
Hey, that's fucked up!
Oh!
Hey!
Woo!
I would have made that shit.
I would have up it.
I would have made it.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
It's someone who's injured and will fell in.
God bless me, though.
What is it called?
Oh, no.
That boy here.
Who wants it?
I want it!
Nip that Max!
What the fuck are you doing? Break it back on the game!
Marlon you lost bro!
Marlon how are you losing your own tournament?
So much for the ball, Armour.
I think we next Jay!
We next?
Finally bro shitty fucking who's bro time for a legend
I
Damn this huh, bro
I
Might about that shirt off bro
Matthew bro
The heat actually debuffs
Team soup you
Wait what green team didn't play it
I didn't make any sense we just we didn't play here
That's Marlon, that's Marlon. It's not my turn
They already played, but I guess...
I heard that in four schools.
I guess, though.
Are you some tired, man?
What's...
What's up?
Yeah, is that two?
Are you guys...
Oh, so we playing... we playing Suki, Jesse?
Yeah. Yeah.
But they have a super team.
What's they team?
I got a mouth child.
Who the hell is a mouth child?
He's like a fucking Filipino...
The one next to
he's the first Filipino that's over 6 foot long
so you guard him man
he's our best player
he's Asian
he's like that looking out at you
he's gonna get on the road
but I don't think I gotta get you
he's gonna get moved bro
who's moved bro
who's the man
who's the one with the vlog bro
hey Samar what is it
Come on, come on, go.
Everybody on the team.
Team Silk and Team Jason!
Ow!
That's Marlin.
That's off-stand, Lacey.
Hey, stop, stop, bro.
We're here to enforce rules for referees.
Fuck you all from us.
I can't tell you guys Marlin just knows how to smile.
This is out of his fucking work.
Smiling way.
I can't stand Marlin, bro.
You look like a slutty, bro. Like slutty as fuck.
Team Silky Team Jason, come on!
I got loose. I got loose.
I think he got loose. He got match out of him.
Alright, can you guys find out? Can you guys find out, please?
You want me on Silky?
Come on. Bravo. Silky, come on.
Yo, Jay, where's your team? Is it your three?
It's Big Boy. Big Boy.
Yo, come on, come on. Team Silky Team Jason, line up.
I'm just here to enforce rules.
You want a clean game there, okay?
Yeah.
I don't understand how we're playing Team Silky, but I'm with it, bro.
Let's go.
Listen, we're just referees.
We're here to enforce rules.
I didn't see a clean game.
The fences are out.
Over there is not out.
Okay, just establish.
If you go over there, it's not out.
Fences are out.
3 team fouls is the free throw.
I'll win by 2.
Anything else we're going to add, ref?
Thank you
We're gonna be a fellas.
Alright, who's ball first?
Who's ball first?
Who's shooting for ball?
What? Who's shooting for ball?
Who shot last shot?
You call me a badass.
I just have a simple question.
You wanna get hacked at the rim and not have this Western?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I said 20, get them.
I'll give you, I don't have my phone though.
That ball, that ball, let's start.
Hey, we'll make it take it, pass it in, only.
Pass it, take it, rebound, honey.
You got that?
By the way, wait, what do we got to establish?
If you check up here, you have to pass the ball.
If you check in the ball, you can ask your client, where's the other ball?
Hey, is there a better ball?
Hey, we need a better ball.
We need a better ball.
One more, shoot one more.
Shoot one more.
Here, there.
Oh, no, we need that.
Right there. Yo, Yugi.
Yugi, have you seen it?
All right, I know that.
All right.
Game is now live.
Remember, if you check in, you have to pass the ball.
Whistle.
Lays you lock in.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, wrap.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's not a lot of wrap right there.
You got to talk to him.
Man, you was right.
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
Do you have some of this left?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
Have some of this right there.
No, no, no, that is hard.
Hey, he'll get a paint.
He'll be faster than me.
Here, here, here.
Up down, up down, up down, up down.
Up down.
Oh!
That's impossible.
You know what team three set every game.
You need reset every game.
You'll have a super team, bro.
Zero zero zero zero zero.
Back up a little bit, Jason.
Back up a little bit, back up a little bit.
Hump that one down.
That's all, that's all.
Okay, okay.
What are you doing?
That's it, that's it.
Huh?
That's everything.
Everything.
Oh yeah, that's it.
Come on.
Back up, back up.
I got your money.
Oh, yeah.
What's that?
Yeah, shoot.
Let's go.
Let's work out.
Hey!
Yeah, sir.
Hey, what?
What's the kid?
Who's taking me down there?
down there.
Take off.
Me like that.
Hey!
Oh!
Nice!
So,
that's what we wanted to say.
So,
so, hey, wait,
are you arguing with us?
Are you arguing with us?
That's too...
Oh, damn, I can't take that.
I don't want to shoot.
I can't. I can't.
Backwards!
Right here, right here.
There's a lot.
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot at him again.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God.
What's that noise?
That thing's going.
Check out, check out.
Two zero, two zero.
Four zero, four zero.
6-0!
You're fraud. You're fraud. It's bad.
6-0. I might have to be a little more veneer.
It's kinda hard to watch right now.
I don't even know about that.
Hey!
Move off! Move off!
That boy got stuck!
What's this one?
Hey, man.
What's up?
Well, you're holding the ball.
You got a D-minor teammate, Greg.
Get a dribble.
Get a trap.
Get that low.
Get a trap.
Seven minutes!
Yes!
What's up?
This is all ball!
Yo, run!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah!
You can't do that!
It's all right!
I'll hit that area, man!
It's all right!
Look at that!
I'll hit that area.
That's the travel, not a foul.
Travel, it's called travel.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, boy.
What's so funny about no fucking travel?
How's that a travel?
It's a hop step.
What the fuck?
You're on the one side. You're on the other side.
You're on the one side.
What the fuck are hop steps?
Well, that's a hop step.
Come on.
It's another thing.
100% travel.
I did a cross, hop, came and went.
Gather, bro.
Hop step, bro.
And one thank you, bro. Thank you so open water bottle on a cooler
The gather step Jerry
Let's go.
Wow.
Lacey Clark?
Lacey Tomer.
What's your order?
Get up.
What are you doing?
Take that thing and still keep it.
Still keep, do something.
Fight, man.
Fight so, fight so.
Yo, get my shot.
Hey, take your play.
I can't even know what you're doing.
Oh, wait, stop.
Oh, my God.
Hell!
Ladies and gentlemen,
ain't no whistle blow, man.
Ain't no whistle blow.
Does that sound good?
All right, that's it.
All right, let's check this.
6-2, 6-2.
Oh, good.
He's on me! He's on me!
How can you over lose him?
Hey, he's on me!
He's on me!
David, please, bro.
Get out of here.
Get the ball.
Get the ball and then you just...
It's up to danger.
I'll get the ball.
Watch out.
I'm going to start watching this side.
Hey, chamberman.
Watch out.
Back up a little.
Sixth, two, six, two.
I like your move.
Take it.
I'm out, man.
I'm out.
Sixth, two.
And then the side.
The side.
Get up.
Hey!
Ooh.
Stop.
Need to see those.
All right.
Water throw.
Get up.
He's holding it! He's holding it!
He's not holding it!
Jay, check up!
Hey!
Go shoot!
Yes, Jay!
Shoot that! Shoot that!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, hell!
Oh!
Oh, hell!
Shoot that!
Wow!
Wow.
Yeah, six forward, six forward.
Lazy time.
One minute, six forward, six forward.
One minute.
That's 100.
One minute.
Six forward.
Come on, six forward.
Hey, don't be sad.
Come on.
Come on, Frank.
Oh!
Go, go, go.
Ready?
Come on.
Hey, who's up?
Who's up?
Hey.
I think I can't grab my leg, can I?
I need to grab my leg.
Yo, stop the time.
Stop the time.
There's no way you're arguing for a problem.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Hey!
There's no way you're arguing for a problem.
Teamwork, you're not.
It took seconds.
It took five.
Team Zoki.
Watch it flashback.
What's ball's live?
Yo, Lacy, what's ball's live?
Start time.
I know.
All right, start.
Go, go, go, go.
Just go.
Go, go, go.
Go, Ken!
Hand it up, hand it up, man!
Hand it up!
Eight!
Oh, my God.
That was...
One, two, three!
Go, go, go!
I don't want to get that low!
No, no, no!
No!
WHISTLE BLOWS
That was his mom, Ross team.
Ross team.
Thank you.
I was wide open and I had the last minute.
Yeah, that's why you can shoot it.
Oh, you can hear the ball?
Yeah, it's a shot shot.
I see you trying to put off your team.
You trying to bring them back.
You know, that's been-
Marlin!
You guys, zero points!
Where the fuck did I have zero points?
I only had the first bucket, idiot.
I laid all of y'all niggas!
I don't know, bro.
You want me to have less points than you get?
I would never have a game with trash.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't and instead is right now it's over what I have
I'm only doing what I gotta do. I'm doing what I gotta do. You know so crazy get a pain start working
Oh, you got the board right there. You know you would put us out. You know you would put us out
Oh, you know you would put us out, right?
Thank you
Three seconds in a park game.
He was in a game for five years.
Three seconds in a park game.
Three seconds, they're not even calling Kerry, dude.
If they got a call, three seconds call Kerry.
What are you talking about?
Now it's how I literally put you in a bad crowd.
Nick, stop fucking crying, Gabe. You're fucking lost.
They got a point shoot, Jason.
They didn't stay for the last five minutes of the game.
Suki didn't do shit except twerking the paint.
Now complain to the space owner.
And I didn't get one call.
Oh, I think it's his box.
None of y'all need to fuck with me here.
You fucking asshole.
You call me in the paint, what happened?
Is this the guy?
Yo, and you don't want to talk?
At least scratch my entire hands.
Man, man, man.
You fucking all crying, bro.
Are you crying?
I'm crying, bro.
You're not the best team.
You suck, man.
You suck.
Why you still can get a news?
Why you still can get a net?
Look at all your trash, man.
I don't need any paint.
What are you doing?
I got a bucket.
That's all you kids about to play with my team.
No defense.
I'll say it's screened.
Keep making my ability.
No, he scored two-three on him.
You're a bitch, and you're one-for-seven.
I'm one-for-two.
I said I'm one-for-one.
I shot one, and I missed, and I grabbed a rebound.
I grabbed a rebound, and I made it.
You want a bet?
I better stop seeing you there.
You want a bet?
I will.
I thought I gave you off that bad boy shot.
That's what you told me.
Not that that was definitely in.
Highla, that what it went in?
And we had a foul again?
Oh, and you all have one foul?
Where'd you go?
Y'all niggas would have fouled me in that paint.
You would have been over.
Who can hit a free throw?
Niggah, how can I hit a free throw and a half?
I had a full shot on you.
I don't understand.
I'm not even talking to a nigga that didn't do that
for a scene.
Got more bugs than you.
Oh, you're too odd, bro.
You're the loser now, Highla, I guess.
Such is so sad.
Ashley is the loser now.
You are a trash.
Ashley is terrible.
All you do is work in the paint.
I had a lot, bro.
I genuinely did.
You were the paint and I genuinely did.
Come on, game.
You suck.
I genuinely suck.
Bro, your only good at 21-
You had your own middle league team.
Against Kylie Lee's team?
Who did I lose?
You did I lose.
How is Malin playing again?
Bro, this tournament, you're a lot.
This is a lot.
How does it make sense?
Against you.
Not you, bro.
All you scheduled to go to his house?
I don't know, we played too late, but it doesn't make sense.
I gave it a day, I'm 5'10".
I think it was like 5'9", 2'10", 5'10".
One that gets over 6'4", you gotta go for boards.
He was crazy, we got more boards in there.
Who's we? Who's we?
We here.
I had three rebounds.
Yo, I got this thing, it's a joke.
Yo, you're actually delusional.
I want to be delusional like you.
Yeah bro, you had it, you had it.
I'm like, West, Westford.
So how you had everything but you still fucking lost?
Exactly, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I literally subbed myself out, game.
Yeah, because you were doing nothing for your team.
Evening myself out, game.
Yeah, because you were doing nothing for your team.
Evening Guapo got something that did absolutely worse.
I ain't for the bad boys.
I'm still a good boy.
Hit the bad boys and hit the front of the rim.
I thought I was going to bounce my back here.
You're not like that.
Yes it is.
I'm looking back.
I'm looking at Moe's though.
Look at Moe's.
He's really good.
He's got a big quality box.
He's got a nice little.
That's the thing.
Besides that, he's...
What the...
I'm gonna go with the second man.
What?
I'm gonna go with the other man.
I was gonna go with the other two.
We won 11-1.
Oh, dude.
I think he was some big ass team.
Brandon's?
We were just waiting for him right there.
With the dress.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go with the second man.
I'm gonna trouble you.
I'm gonna have to.
I was suck when you get that, when you get that fade away.
I know you suck your teeth in the road, your eyes.
No, no, no.
He told him if he feel it, he said,
I told him if he feel it, you can shoot.
Shoot that bitch.
He hit that bitch though, he was like.
You wanna shoot it?
Huh?
I feel like you could shoot.
Yeah, but I just came from working out.
So my arms are there, bro.
You can't shoot that.
You're out here lifting down low, bro.
Silkie ass, bro.
He's got his fucking hog in the ball, bro.
I grabbed the board. I already know what's happening. Everybody's like this.
Bro, it's because you cradle up right when you get the ball, bro. Right when you get the ball, this nigga straight goes this.
No, I grab it and I get like this. Now I grab it. By the time I look up, everybody's crowded.
Because you shouldn't be going down, nigga. We should grab the ball up.
If you look down when we post it, we gotta come defend you. You better come up.
No, but you don't wrap your arm around me like this.
Well, if you were any of their size, you'd take this one.
Oh, probably.
Well, you need to do shit.
You actually got zero rounds.
Zero fucking rounds.
Because they don't got...
They don't got...
They don't got nothing.
Think about it right now.
I got more poison.
More rebounds than you.
More assists than you.
What did you do?
None of NMS is buying this.
We're just talking for this collection.
Oh, really?
Check.
It's our video.
It's really our video.
Hey, and we went as...
We could come up, right?
It's very different show. So y'all have to win but it doesn't matter how much you have to win by.
Alright.
I only lost by what? 1?
Yeah, like y'all only do a bad one.
Oh yeah, y'all are plus 9.
Cause y'all lost by 1 and we lost by 9.
Oh, so we did.
It's good that you guys caught up.
Yeah, you guys just can't lose by more than 9.
Nah, we're up and shit. We got 6-9.
It's awesome, Ty.
So if we get an 8-point lead on them, they lose.
No, no, we're not involved in that, we're done, that's them, they just can't get scummed.
And they're on to the next round.
Yo, he's not seeing that on me, man.
I'm on the line behind the block.
I mean, they're a bomb, bro.
They're doing a lot of hustle plays, huh?
I'm just trying to stop.
All right, three of that.
Right when you call me.
That's what, okay.
I mean, bro.
It's spring.
Oh, yeah.
Twenty-two feet to this.
Why are you letting your super, you can't.
You can't.
Why are you letting your super, you can't.
Come on!
Why you not shooting at all?
I'm playing.
That's the best move.
Ah!
Come on!
Wait, Brady, you knew you had a game by nine?
Oh, yeah, now, you are.
Get you, get you, now.
John, you watch.
13, 14.
No, just make Jason win on my game.
You watch.
Get it.
I don't think you can boss.
Break the scene in this yard.
I was trying to gas him up.
You trash, man.
Now we have not a fucking couple of other things.
Look at that, man.
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's great, man.
Nice.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You wanna have a bunch?
No.
Oh, oh!
Don't do anything.
Hey!
Ron, oh my god.
Yo, this deadass looks like...
I'm on the line?
This is trash.
Ron's team looks like...
Like, it looks like when you first load up a 2K.
When you first load up a 2K and you have to just make out player?
Yo, and Alice K is just the one big in the group?
That's what Ron's team looks like.
Deadass, 260 overalls with an 80 overall big.
That's what this is like.
Whoa, what's that?
Why is that weak?
male fiend chill oh my goodness
260 over on the spread
L.S.K. they need you bro
no he's literally
L.S.K. they need you bro
no
L.S.K.
oh
alright
ooh
she better than you bro
bro
L.S.K. is better than you
no
you scared to shoot bro
no I'm not
You just go to a place.
Look who's who again. Look who's against me.
Yeah, you can't school him. You're just crazy.
All I see is look who's against me.
It's embarrassing, bro.
I wish I had what's called a piece of paper.
I had a better temporary, better...
You just better everything but you just lost, huh?
Yeah, cause you have a fucking...
Do you want Filipino Hooper, bro?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm ready.
Ron's wrong. He should be better than you.
Bro?
Is that like you're solving the chat?
No, I was reading my chat.
Oh, that's not bad.
Ah, bro.
I should be better than you, bro.
Maybe he's like all the guys...
You're only good at 21 and 1v1s, bro, and playing against Max.
That's literally it.
He's staring you down, bro.
Oh, my God.
All right, son of a gun, man.
He's gonna bang it, too, girl.
I got a lot of players who are about to go over two
so not get any more water.
I'm not going to lie.
Who's on cheese?
Yo, my shirt is a brick.
What?
What are you standing like you're angry with someone?
No, no, man, why can't you be angry?
Get in the truck.
Is he in the camera?
Come on.
I see me too early.
Thank you.
We don't fuck with him, though.
That's not a problem.
What the fuck?
What the fuck you?
Why you don't fuck with people?
I'm gonna throw him in the road.
Hey, you welcome to my room?
Wait until the face start, man.
That's the shit I like to hear.
That's crazy.
Let's go.
Let's go bomb somebody who I actually want.
Shut up, bro.
And your butt's fat.
Oh, you got...
Oh, that should run up his crack, too.
Yeah, he started playing with his ass after I said that.
I
You did good boys you got the ball at the end I saw you so ready
I you hit the side of the backboard, but you made this out after bro, so everyone forgot about it, but I didn't forget about it
Oh man down
Hey, are you swooping last night? OCS hoops? Busted him like his ass, bruh.
I mean, bruh, OCS is not hooping, bruh. Otherwise, I didn't even fuck him.
This would be a playground for me, bruh.
You gotta watch it, bruh.
I'm real?
Yeah, we had good runs last night.
Bro, I go up against the Nas, I'm putting it on the ground.
There we go.
Oh
Yes, it's a playground for me dog. Yeah, yeah, chill
Now you get you eat. Yeah, Archie trash. No, is he okay? No, it's 50-50. If not shoe overly shoe. It's over
I
Was K-Po get it a paint, bro
I would guess I'll get rage bait about this K-Po style watching his videos. Yeah
He can do whatever he wants
But he'll do a step back three and then do that
I would get rage-baited every two hot video. I swear like I was born with his height, bro
dude imagine if you were that tall
imagine it was a better life of the day
if I was 6'10 bro, once you get 6'10
6'10 and once you turn like 45 bro
I think your knees just start to go broken
and you start to collapse and you'll be sent to grave
and tall people died earlier too
yeah right now bro, so maybe being short is not that bad
What the...
He's like, bro, ten feet tall, bro.
They lose.
Hey, hey, hey.
One second, I saw you guys playing.
But this team is sorry, you could get out of the play-off first.
Yeah, let's go for it.
They have one more.
All we gotta do is what they ask.
They can try to be good, man.
Saw it.
See the team.
Ah!
He's hot, yeah?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah, his brother is a good one.
That's a good one.
And I don't know who's the third, bro.
He's a Jersey, B.S.T.
That's a good one.
He's got a whole game.
That's probably his brother's Gatorate towel, bro.
Yo, I'm going down on it.
I'm clipping.
Oh my God.
I'm on your ass.
Who's your third?
Uh, it's me.
Oh my God.
It was with me.
No, no, no.
No, no, I was just...
I thought it was on my entrance last game, so...
I was good to her.
I'm sorry.
I just need a quick water.
I
See what that funny guys guys it was that funny
Like the jersey still best
Skins versus shirts, let me see that chest here
You guys are they played you guys other rules correct, I don't want to hear any bitching about the rest
I'm gonna be bitchin if we don't get a call and you're gonna get a T.
Let's give you guys a watch right now.
It's gonna be a wrap for our team, all right?
You guys know the rules.
I have to explain who wants to shoot for the ball.
Nah, we shot for the last time.
They're gonna do a breeze.
All right, Brandon, shoot for the ball.
Where's the ball?
It's game ball.
We're looking at ball.
We hire a rink in that place.
We expect a double rink in there.
Send me out of the fuckin' gym.
They really should stop, bro.
All right, check up.
Let's go.
Hey, whoever loses this is out of the way.
The elimination game.
Winner's elimination.
This is an elimination game.
Raph, you go and get it.
Raph, get ready to stop being, all right?
Get ready.
Stay locked in.
Go on the prediction.
Second.
Oh, wait, this is the elimination game?
Yeah.
The elimination game.
You got this game.
I want you to get that, all right?
Hey, let's open the...
Come on.
Let's do it.
Get that.
All right, for the win.
Oh, come on.
One more.
Hey!
Go, go, go.
Get the ball out.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Bring it, bring it.
That's you, that's you.
You're slower than me.
Watch the hoe. Watch the hoe.
Hey!
What else do you think you're doing?
Go, go.
You got a door down there.
Come on.
Three minutes to the next.
Down.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Come on, back in, man.
Want to miss?
That's it, that's it.
Come on, come on.
That's easy, that's easy.
Clean!
Come on, let's go!
Hey!
Come on, let's go!
Come on!
What's that?
That's my hand out here.
You want nothing?
Yes.
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
I got a backboard.
Damn!
What's that?
Okay, ready, ready, ready.
Ah!
One up.
Hey, don't, hey!
Come on.
Come on, come on!
Don't, don't!
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Don't, don't!
Oh, my god!
This is what I'm gonna do.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Keeps good!
Hey, hey!
One leg, one leg!
Hey!
No reason.
I'm more effort.
Hey, he can't go to.
He can't go to.
I got one.
Oh my god.
You talk for no reason.
I don't know.
Hey!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
These guys are always so loud.
Hey!
Come here.
I'm not leaving the fucking game.
Come here.
We gotta leave, bro.
I got it.
No, Rob!
Fuck you, Rob!
Hey, what the state is it to you?
I don't give a nothing.
Stay there.
By yourself.
Hey, what's going on, buddy?
Right, right, right.
Get up, get up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hands up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yes, freedom.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, my god.
Yes, yes, whatever.
Let the game come in.
You fucking wait up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Stand there for the half minutes left.
Up, up, up, up.
What's happening in the half minutes?
What's going on, man?
Get up.
Get that seat up.
You don't need a screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see you.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, it wasn't that bad.
Yeah, it was one of the best.
Well, it's definitely the best.
Keep it, keep it, keep it.
Keep it, keep it.
Keep it.
Get shot, J, get shot.
Shhh.
Get shot.
Tell him you're not gonna shoot.
I'm gonna shoot.
Yeah, yeah.
7-3, 7-3.
Get it, get it, get it!
Go again.
One up, two up.
Again.
Come on over.
Up, up.
Good. Hey!
Uphouse shot!
Pop, pop, pop.
Hey!
0.5, 0.5, 0.5, 0.5.
What does Jason do?
Wait, where do they go, ladies?
No, where do they go?
AJ, that's him.
0.3, 0.3.
All streaming.
Hey, let Jason do it.
0.3.
What's he doing?
Hey, clean.
Hey!
Hey, clean.
Hey!
Good fucking game man. You really are a past first point.
Told you, bro. Wow, you really are.
That's what they should. Wow.
Too good to me.
Nah, you and Zinco are crazy.
Thank you, bro. Wow.
That's about a high goal. High goal.
Like, this side was all the munitions.
Yeah. That should kill me.
Yeah.
Sometimes you gotta pop off the screen to a shot, bro.
My shot's taken the left of the backboard.
Nah, bro. That's because you're shooting from a fucking half-quirt line.
Good, bro.
Grey hoops.
Nas is actually talking no reason.
No reason.
Nas is actually talking no reason.
And if I wanted to...
About a one or two of the block show shoot by a bank because it has to go to Albert.
I'm like a whole time I'm trying to like see what we want.
Albert was crying, you bros.
Albert, that's important to me.
I see he made that too.
Yeah, I'm gonna expand my screen there.
I did that shit.
You got knocked out.
I cheered.
I cheered on my team, bitch.
What was doing that for their team?
You know what, it was the best cheerer, bro.
I'll make the shit shut up.
Don't hit the camera.
Shut up.
It's exactly why you want to bench, bro.
Siko.
Are you a senior?
No.
Siko.
I'm going to give you a little bit more playing time.
I got you.
I got you, bro.
Especially against Faisal and Dick Lane.
Who are you guarding, though?
We're just fucking garbage.
All right, bet.
All right, bet, bro.
I'm probably gonna step myself in for you
Okay, I mean, I'm good
I'm good
But I got you
What shooting but everything was in the left the backboard so I stopped
Go home, go home, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play
Go play, go play, go play, go play
They're here
Hey, you haven't seen a little player
Stop, stop, stop
Ooh, that J.C. goes
Man, he beat the fuck out of you, boy
Let's see out of breath before
Now get it rebounds over us
I took every shot I made
I laid it for game
For game guess what I'm part of you
Yeah, but you will spend the whole side.
Yeah, I was just going like this.
Exactly.
I'm letting you work again.
Because you're open in the corner.
Quiet on the creek.
We've lost the defense.
Oh, my God, bro.
Hey, remember, see me a lot at this time.
I had two points, bro.
Everyone, please quiet down on the court.
You won't be ejected properly.
Whistle.
Case on the semi?
No.
No?
Tracing?
That's fun.
What the fuck where's he going?
Bro Marlon Ron just walked away from your van bro
Oh Marlon looks mad bro Marlon bro he just walked away
He ruined your van bro
AHHHHHH!
Dude, Marlon's mad.
He did it, I did leave, bro.
Ron, that's a dope way of talking.
Ron left you for Jinxy, bro.
Damn, Ron left you for Jinxy.
Ron left for tools with Jinxy?
Damn!
Oh
You're gonna start a war, right?
I just see laser belly button
I
Know one friend
two sixty overalls and eighty overalls
no we won
two sixty overalls and eighty overalls
what are you?
are you on two and a half? no we won
you want a one? yeah we played fairly well
okay that's fine
I was a team stable with no stable
Stick to boxing
Oh my stick to those
LSK bro, and let's get your 10 foot tall getting the pain
Lsk if I had your height I'd be in it
I must not be nice bro. I tried to I laid you for game
Stick to boxing
Oh my god
Stick to the jab bro! Your teammate 10ft tall passed to him!
Killed guy you just got the break!
I'm not in the way bro.
More than get the ring?
Yes I got the ring bro.
I'm not in the way bro.
He said he saw wrong leave.
Oh this shit corny.
I hate what he did to me for chasing.
Honestly get the ring.
I'm not in the way bro.
If you want to fight you gotta get the win first.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Now let's fight!
I'm gonna get a buck!
I'm gonna get a sack!
No cap!
I
Am getting tired of that bro
Damn
Blowing you said what
Hey!
Oh!
I'm good!
Yeah!
I'm good!
Man, this game is done, bro.
Bro, Marlon just beat the fuck out of you, bro.
You just gotta move faster.
Hey, Suki, press the fuck out of you.
Or you're gonna move past that.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
What?
You better get your friend beat up.
Who?
Suki.
Huh?
Suki will beat you up, bro.
Don't talk about my teammate like that.
You know what?
No, no, no, shit!
He went zero, zero, zero, and zero!
He saw it!
Why are you looking at me, bro? Look at him.
Are you at your home?
Are you at your mind?
Are you at your fucking mind?
I think that he'd be forgetting that this is his team before he's your team.
Jason resembles a chameleon.
Bro, stop, no, Jack, stop being weird, get out of here.
How the fuck...
Why?
That's a late whistle!
Who's next?
Hey man, don't go smashing it, it's my final.
Where are we going to change it?
Where are we going to put it?
Hey, you go first, we're going to get you out of the way.
One more?
You got to make it to the change, man.
Oh, we're going to get a nose field.
Bro, you've been talking a lot, bro.
That was very marvellous.
Why is it games that they're going to have a loose game?
Bro, if Max and I win, it's us for sure.
I was laughing at your joke, you know?
I just walked into a cutting of moves dick mighty again bro, let me exit this shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
My game bro, let me exit this shit
He's niggas lose.
All right, guys, to my final match, y'all lose it.
Come on, man.
Y'all look.
You dare ask who to up to get dropped off, bro?
Yeah!
Yo, Silk, let's go.
Bobby?
I gotta leave.
What is it?
What happened?
I'm bugging him, he says I'm here.
He says I'm here.
He says I'm here?
Yeah.
Bobby.
Yo!
Steve flew!
Yo, Marlon Steve!
Come on, let's go!
I've been running for you
I've been running for you!
Bro, what the fuck? He got you chubby! I'm a fucking idiot!
But that chubby caught me off guard like Corona.
What? I said, caught me off guard like Corona.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Yo! Yo, I'm the champion looking ahead!
you're not touching that show in the game end though
I'm sitting here until you get the fuck out
you're going to sit and watch me play
I think he was going to sub me in bro
I'm going to beat you
what
please shut up
oh my god
he still got that thing
That's the whole fight with the Memphis.
It's a nice thing.
It's literally just meh.
No, who else is it?
N***a, who dog is that?
You can go home, bro.
If you get asked to go home, bro.
Yo, you better take everybody out.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
I think I'll act, bro.
I'm just gonna be like, no, no, this guy.
You just decided to jink ride, bro.
I'm like you
I would kill myself to make sure that you had no father life
When I'm fucking up don't fucking talk to me anymore. I'm not your son. You didn't disown me
I have left.
Oh, damn.
I'm sorry.
I'm broke. I'm a bum.
Come on, don't take me back.
Dude, come on.
If you don't take me back, I'll kill myself.
Manipulated, bro.
Wait, wait. You're trying to manipulate me.
You're trying to manipulate.
Like that, the Rakhai club.
Rakhai?
Rakhai walking out of town.
Dude, my reference is like off the bone, bro.
My references is like off the bone bro
Chacha Chacha Chacha
This is, he speaks Chinese
Yeah
I know I know I'm funny
I'm funny
Talk chat
Oh I thought you were gonna hug
I thought you were gonna hug me cause like you missed me
You missed me
I need my phone from Stingulation please
My BG
Oh I smile
No dude, don't genuinely bear like
I genuinely bro. Wait, wait, genuinely.
Uh, why?
Generally.
Just go to that side.
Why was like a trendsetter, bro?
Benji is hilarious.
Wait, Benji's?
Come on, get a phone!
Why are you not driving in your team, bro?
Oh
What's my son's like?
Two, I'll get you.
Whoa, your lungs are about to give out, dawg.
Stop blowing that shit.
Dude, they have to stop us.
They have to stop the squad.
Get it, cuz you can't move.
That nigga Jason got L.A. energy going in.
Look at you guys.
Oh, wait. We're gonna have to stop the squad.
Yo, ass, trash.
I hurt my shoulders.
You are so horrible.
You are horrible. You are horrible.
You do no work on the group project and get an A plus.
I was hoping. I was hoping.
He made game point on y'all. He made game point on y'all.
He made game point on y'all.
And that was the worst decision you know I ever made to put me on the bench.
Bro, I can't take it serious.
I would rather lose early than lose.
Hey, at least we're gonna get an A.
That's locked, right?
I'm not a driver.
We take it one hour.
I'm not a driver.
I bet.
Wait, you got me on my side?
Move.
Where are we going?
Move!
In your fucking mouth!
Move!
Move in your mouth!
Move!
Just stick to being Dolly's caretaker!
You stick to being Dolly's hair-taker!
You suck!
Is ballin' better anything?
Oh my god, he put it in our skates!
Oh my god, Moose, don't embarrass yourself!
Oh my god!
Oh
Silky you shut
Dribble, bro
Oh
You the only Filipino
I'm Mexican. I'm Benz.
He's Benz-y. Come on, bro.
What's wrong with this guy, bro?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I see my juice or something in the cup.
He's going to make it.
Oh, my God!
That's it!
Not in Marlon's house!
No, no, no, no.
I did it.
Come on, let's play ball.
Marlin your your aura bro actually literally feel it
It's not that legendary.
But it was cool.
Lord Juice, Percy, squeeze!
Jaseel kind of does it like Michael B. Jordan.
It's kind of majestic.
In a way.
Oh, little boy!
Little boy!
Nah.
Oh, that's a guy there.
It's a guy.
Mo's gym, bro.
Wait room bomb.
Bro.
Mo's really tired, bro.
Those you look tired
It's like bro, they got red leaks all over the court bro, it's literally as a mouth-shadowing.
That bitch is...
Oh, and he's zipping my shit out, bro.
You're so good!
Hey, you're still a bum, bitch!
What does Silky do besides smoke weed and pop pills?
Yeah, you're a weirdo.
Oh, fuck it!
Yes!
Why are you giving him that, bro?
Big ass fucking cock!
Oh, stare down!
Who did you stare down?
Archie? Archie?
No!
Nah, bro!
Now that's a foul!
The one guy that tries to make it by himself.
No, you hacking family!
Bro, bro, this your shit, get in there and make it by yourself.
You're gonna face it, I should've!
You got bottles in your t-shirt, do something about it.
Yo, yo, hacking family!
I'm telling you what to do, man.
I'm saving it for your game.
Yeah, but I want to talk shit, man.
If we both lose it, stop booing that shit, fatty.
Fatty?
Wait, wait, wait, dude, dude, I'm mic'd up right now.
I'm mic'd up right now.
You hackin' family?
Hey, you hackin' family?
Yo, dude, get some mic.
For our mic family.
Yeah, he not like that.
Yeah, Marlon has Intimidator Hall of Fame.
I'm not too sure.
Yes, yes.
You know, take this.
Oh, yeah!
I got you!
Hey!
Whoa!
Don't hurt him.
It's too handsome to be hurt
Yeah, y'all hacking family
Thank you, bro
I
Yeah, you try you not play you didn't play me wrong better than in I alright somebody tripped on your camera what Marlin your shit your cam went down
Yo production can we fix Marlin's camera somebody steps on the
I don't step on the call, come on y'all.
You're canned wet now, Marlon.
What's up with y'all?
I think you're silver-heated or something.
That was a hundred percent one, y'all.
This shit, Jake.
Marlon, I mug you.
Five, three.
Well, you don't.
Stop.
Camera's dead, camera's dead.
Ozzy!
Time out, time out.
Dude, Marlon hits, bro.
Ozzy, do your job before you get fired, bro.
Ozzy!
Who the fuck is Ozzy?
Ooh!
I thought it was somebody's fault!
It's all about the green card!
Oh, no, I thought they'd say what...
Rob, have a good talk, bro!
Dude, Josh, this is really the big three!
He's not related to me.
He's top, bro.
Take him, man.
He's much farther, bro.
He's too strong, bro.
Why don't you like me?
I think it's no something.
Hold check.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Ozzy.
I was gonna say something.
Hey, Ozzy, bro.
We love you got one point.
That's all you're gonna get.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
I look like a shithole.
I don't play for some good.
I never thought I can even play ass on my plan.
I'm not playing
Miley good shit, bro. Hey, well Ozzy fix that shit
Ozzy is day to day he's in the house jet, bro. I'm sorry you have to go through this brother. This is not even your job
They're like where's Ozzy at wait is that
Yo, yo, I'm a referee, let me tuck my shirt up my pants,
look at that, I'm 45 with no family, look at that boy,
back to the sky, back 45, look at that boy,
let me get a yo!
All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm on my team.
Wait, you all, let me in, is it in?
I don't know, I'm still playing.
Are you all right?
That's good to know.
Good to know for the next game.
What is my problem?
Don't worry.
Boy, I'm gonna get out of my ass,
really just go ahead and have a boy!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Boy, I'm gonna get out of his ass,
handsome ass boy, and look at that boy!
Majestic look at that boy
Game six LeBron oh my
Are you kidding?
Is this a thumbnail?
I'm in a fucking change over here.
Whoa!
Wait, and he's out of it?
Because he's the leader of this show.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, excuse me.
You're not playing this game, are you?
Hey, you gotta get back in there.
This is the first game.
Get your ass outta here, bro!
With these four, Sprezen, Q's to rotate, rotate.
Look at this.
Yeah, that's new bro in action.
I am.
Wait, I'm looking at your camera.
It's not a mom.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
Shadows.
All right.
There's a polar bear in all his things.
There's a polar bear.
All right.
You're three, two, one.
Wait, random kid in the back.
Random kid in the back.
Yo, we good?
Dude, my joke's been kidding lately, bro.
All fake laughing and joke's been getting stuck.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Guys, hang on, bro.
That's why I do behind the camera
Look at all these people. They scared of me. I took my back and I'm saying
Hey y'all really scared of me shit, bro
How about how about how about eight inches of thick
Oh, you gotta check. You gotta check for that.
Dude, wait, wait, wait. The same rap take off your shirt.
The same rap take off your shirt.
Yo, you guys, watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
The same rap take off your shirt.
5-5-3 blue-5-3.
Wait, Ash, Ash, get in here real quick.
Don't get framed by me.
Don't get framed by me. Don't get framed by me.
I'm in months.
Don't get framed by me.
I'm not gonna you can get close if you want you can get close if you want
yeah we're not staying all the way back there
Is yo crib, bro, it's your course
Hey nice pass
Like but you get out and just start
Yeah
You're playing it right, you go!
What? What are you talking about?
Come on, Silk! Show them, make it silk!
Show them, make it silk!
There's the wall!
Big body is the wall!
He's crying!
Like boo!
We are the same team!
Imagine losing!
No, no, no!
Use all my team!
So when you lose, they're not losing, bro.
Dude, you want a tile?
I hope you know that they have the opportunity to heal, but you're not going to heal.
They're not even ready for the ball.
Hey! For three!
Can I get a spin?
Take him, Jerry!
You got the balls.
I'm a player for the Suicule.
Why,球man?
Why?
My balls.
Traveler, give me my dad.
It was 7-3, but that one's out of travel.
That one's 7-3.
Travel, Barney.
Travel.
This one's 3-3.
He just ask me to stargaze, bro?
I got you.
Oh yeah good knee.
Oh yeah you on that.
Oh yeah Marlon!
Yeah!
Oh my.
I would have made that in my sleep.
Oh yeah Marlon.
Oh, but show me now.
Talk though.
Oh!
Don't hurt my Marbear.
Oh no no no.
What do you mean?
I didn't think you said he's ready.
Oh my God, oh my God, I see that.
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just grim there.
I think it's a grim. I'm pretty good. It's just grim.
Oh, I thought that she popped out.
For a second, I thought it popped out.
Waterboy, Waterboy, get the fucking water, bro.
Hey, Raph.
Get the water out.
We need pickle juice. A-Sap, bro.
We need pickle juice. A-Sap.
Run, bro!
You got zero zero zero you're bum bro ball hit your forehead. That's all you do. You are the court. Hey, you suck
Oh boy man you gotta put on the air
You got picked up
He's referencing that you're taking care of Mika
Twister
Why are you doing that to me, why are you doing that to me?
What's up with you, man?
You're supposed to keep it close.
Shut up.
Yo, you all started minutes ago, why are you still here?
God damn.
Yo, no, let Art play.
Art play, your camera's got a fucking camera.
Whoa.
Come here, man.
Why is an Art camera cool like that?
You got like five kills.
Why is an Art camera cool like that?
We're still on the brine
Sir heckling bro, huh sir heckling
Yo moves cover the ball you bum past the ball. Yo moves do something you bum. Oh my god, bro
My god
If you miss that, I'll get it on guard.
Hey, Moose!
Moose, put a hand up!
You're trash!
Moose, you're talking for no reason!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God, bro!
Seven-five!
Lazy time!
Genuine!
Yo, you have a Mohawk at 35, bro!
You're a bum!
Dude, like, why would you just hand it to my boss?
Bro, shut the fuck up, bro!
What can he do wrong, huh?
Dude, shut the fuck up, bro!
One more time. One more time. One more time.
Oh my god Moose you only got a steal. Moose you lucky Silky was there you would have
been putting a clip. Fucking trash can bro.
Oh, no, that move now works.
Yo, what's going?
What's going?
Oh.
Oh, OK.
What's going?
That's fine.
Who's up?
Who?
Don't stop.
Oh.
You need dirty!
What should I do?
Step back.
Score.
You should go that back.
I'm supposed to stop.
Oh, what's that?
Damn.
Damn it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, move, you're not even hustling.
Oh, no.
Oh, hell no.
Who?
Ah.
Oh.
You still got to pull.
There's a little bit to the downstream.
Pull that bit.
That's right.
I
Your teammate was waiting for the fucking call
Come on, bro.
Oh, don't pass it to them.
Oh, my God!
Moose!
You suck!
Moose!
Moves for the Dick Fighters to get dropped off!
Oh my God!
Don't run!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm not watching this game.
Oh my God, bro.
30 seconds!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh!
I got you, bro.
Come on, go go go go go go to your bed. Don't go to your bed
Oh my god moves bro.
They called the foul.
They called the foul bro.
You got your foul bro.
Don't care where you got the foul bro.
Oh
Jerry no, not even know they broke his earring to you gotta beat the shit of that cripple bro
Get a blue the whistle faster bro
I
I mean, dude, from Gentry to this, bro.
Uh, leave me alone, you brat.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's the fucking ball!
Do that to a friend like us.
Yeah.
That's the fucking ball!
Wait, you just want to do it?
I'll do it later.
All right.
I hope you don't kick talk kids in the fucking file.
He was playing football, bro.
What Marlin said?
I ain't complainin' once.
He's talkin' to you, Silky.
They're all pretty boys, but fuck off.
Woo!
Keep talking, bro.
We didn't go on that stuff.
We can't do it.
You're playing because you're the fuckers you're the ones with us there!
You're the fuckers you're the ones with us there!
I knew it!
Oh!
I knew it!
Yeah!
Stick your sock in there!
You should've made a soccer bracket!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Hey!
Hey, case on your bitch!
Okay, hey!
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Stop on that whistle, pussy!
Hey, hey!
Come on!
You lost your area!
Hey, D!
Come on Jerry. Hey Moose, maybe do something bro.
You got this Jerry. You got this Steve.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
OT, OT, OT, OT.
Did it win, did it win?
It was 6-7.
Yeah, we won.
We did it!
You don't even know the score for your team.
It's tied.
Moog, you're fucking nothing, you piece of shit.
You dumb fucking, it's tied, bro.
It's hot.
Hey!
Our paints already sealed in one.
Hey!
You realize the scores Todd didn't even put me in there?
When I go in there, she's over there.
Bobbo, bro, you can go home now.
Honestly.
I'll be honest with you.
Hey!
Bobbo!
People like you, not going to play in this game.
Aren't you out of the tournament?
Oh, I'm still playing, Bob.
And I'm actually hooping.
Oh, we're not good.
Do it.
Go home, you fucking dude!
Go home, bro!
You're not doing it.
Go home, bro!
Oh
Stop
He threw it off himself.
Jerry, he's rough, Jerry.
Jerry, I'm seeing it, bro. Jerry, I'm seeing it, bro.
Oh.
Put it in there, put it in there.
Oh, that bit.
He's still like Larry Bird.
Moose got nothing!
Moose!
Woo!
Oh, fucking time, bro!
We don't mess!
9-7, 9-7!
We don't mess!
Lacey died!
Oh, you're doing it!
You're doing it!
Hey, buddy!
It's like...
I don't want to take the shot and leave him, man!
Marlin, Marlin, you got to...
No, Marlin!
Dude!
I had the air fouled in there.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Suki, pull that!
Oh, yeah, Suki.
Oh, look.
Oh, yeah, Suki.
Oh, my God, Jerry!
Ah!
Remember, game is to 11!
That's what we do! That's what we do!
That's what we do!
Only the same safety for JT.
Dude, that's a real team right there, J.
That's a real team.
You might get the award for the best clapper.
Oh!
That's a test!
Nah!
Last one!
It's a test!
Test!
It's a test!
Oh, it's too hard!
Get it, bro!
I'm scared of faith.
It's okay.
Kill him!
Shut up, you dumbwit!
Give him some air.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh, hey!
Oh my god.
I would drop this kid bro.
I would drop this kid in a boxing match.
I would drop this kid.
Dude, yeah, I don't believe me type one.
Yeah, y'all don't believe me, type one.
Dude, why are they spamming one?
Cause I kill people. I drop bodies.
I drop bodies. I drop...
Go, go, go. Take a five minute break.
What the fuck?
Hey, we'll score, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Oh my god, green beam!
Back!
This is for everything.
Suki, prove I'm wrong.
Game it!
Just give it a mouth-chow, bro.
Don't touch that, bro.
You already lost, bro.
You already lost.
No, no, no, no.
Don't touch that bottle.
You already lost.
This is my year, man.
Oh, you bloody nougat.
Dude, I just had to pass the bottle.
Girls, I just did ride, bro.
You're going to give it to Mouch out, bro.
All right, trick up.
You go give it to Mouch out.
This is Nick.
This is Mouch out.
I don't want to send nothing to both of you.
Come on, man.
We can talk all day.
Why are you whispering?
Yo, hi.
Get out of the way.
Hey, hey.
Sometimes in another life, I always think if I never met you and we reached out to you,
I'll be a fucking bum on the street, bro.
But I'm looking at you, I still reach out to you and I'm a bum.
Well, you know what?
Hey, I'm not your friend, bro.
I'm a backstab you.
Well, when you're up, I'm a backstab you, okay?
Dude, I'm gonna take all your money.
Why would you say that, Edward?
Dude, don't trust me ever.
Edward, trust me.
Let me, if you give me your backpack, I'm a president.
Not a time, man.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna spread you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What you saying to have, bro?
Hey, come on.
It's just, it's just contact.
It's a joke.
Gee, gee, gee.
It's contact.
Yo, how much time?
Gee, gee, gee.
How much time?
Why don't you let me and this off for anyone?
Hey, yo.
Gee.
Let's say 34 seconds.
Benji, you changed.
Oh, they're locking my down one day.
Paul's live.
Thirty-four seconds, I don't know where you're looking.
I'll be right here.
Yo, guys, back up a little bit.
He's right, he's right. I can't believe he's right.
Yugi, when you're up, I'm going to backstab you to take all your money.
That one right there, can you move back up?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Back up, back up.
Wait, sir, we live here.
I live here, bro.
Thirty-four seconds.
Play D, play D, play D.
Thirty-three, thirty-two,
30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Give it to Suki for 10.
Oh!
That's not a lie!
Oh, Gary!
Gary from the Bronx!
Oh, yeah, well!
Gary from the Floss!
Oh, yeah, well!
But that's Gary from the Floss.
Is that the dad guy?
19 seconds
Complaining all the fucking time playing on one leg
Oh my god
It's not a microphone
Oh shit
18
What is it 9-9?
Oh yeah bro
Oh no
I
Wish
Right now it's Jerry
Oh my god, I raise when he followed him
I'm saying this is a free throw.
That's 10.
10-9.
I don't know what you got.
10-9-Suki, I think.
10-9-Suki.
I'm wearing the gloves and the game is over.
We're doing free throws.
Yeah, they're just spam hacking.
He's making a shit.
It's over, man.
Hang on.
He don't miss, bro.
You Filipino.
Yep.
We don't miss.
You Filipino, bro.
Hang on.
We don't miss.
I told you don't miss.
Except for him.
You're not safe there, you're not safe there, boy!
I'm cold now, bro.
What?
No excuses.
I'm saying I'm cold, I gotta hold back.
I'm coming down for you, bro!
Good job, Jerry.
Hey, whoa, bro.
Good game, bro.
I was rooting for you.
I fucking hate you.
I literally just wanted to say,
hey, you're the best.
You're the best.
Why does he just look at it?
I literally said fuck you then!
Get some fuckin' buckwheat, can't you?
You got that one little spin around lookin' shit.
Oh, everybody gets me.
They digrod it!
Come on, dude. You got this, Jason.
You got this, Jason.
Right, bro, fuck it.
Yeah, she teed.
Hey, you swissed me.
You can't play no more.
Right here, Jack.
Oh, you still running?
Yeah.
Go!
Jaycee! Jaycee goes!
Still got you, crampy.
Let me see your stack.
You make this so you can start.
I lied, I lied.
I ain't lying.
Have you made this?
The film was on the last.
Yeah, it was.
That's it, that's it.
I'm ready, bro.
Hey, who gonna try him, though?
Come on.
I'm ready bro.
I'm ready.
Let's sink though. Let's go sink though.
We're gonna win the team up to the final.
Bro, these practices aren't gonna help you JNM's late enough.
These practices aren't gonna help you, Miguel.
Don't shoot for JNM.
Maybe y'all learn a little bit.
How's it going? How's it going?
We won. We won.
We don't have a fucking boss. I love this field.
Okay, J1 Super Bowl.
Hell no.
Wait, you pushing?
I'm trying to shoot the ball.
I'm not shooting from ball, I don't think I've made a single shot.
I'm shooting from a swing, I'm not shooting again.
Nice, well, I'm shooting from the ball, I'm shooting from the ball.
We're up here, we're just in the shot.
Alright, man, we're up here.
Alright, man, check out.
12 minutes to go, first 11, one for two.
Man, I'm out.
I'm out.
You're smoking, you're shooting.
Come on, come on.
I'm out.
Alright, come on.
You're one, one.
Oh, crowd?
All right, here we go.
All right, ready?
He's that one.
Everybody go.
Ready?
All right.
Coming.
OK.
All right.
Check, check.
Here we go, Max.
Don't let him bother you.
Let it go.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Here we go.
Get it.
Three, two, one.
That's up.
You can't shoot.
Get him on the clock, get him on the clock.
Get him, get him, get him.
Go on, go on, go on.
Whistle.
One, two, three.
Three, four, three, five, six, seven, eight.
I don't know how hard it was.
What's that?
Oh, what the fuck?
No, you ain't hoping you got the seat.
I don't know where the seat is.
Well, that was no big deal.
Everybody ready to go?
Ooh.
That's it.
Nice.
That's it.
Great.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Take this, take this, take this!
Shot! Shot!
Don't close that one.
Shoot him!
Hey, hey!
Get a rebound!
Shoot him!
Get a rebound!
They're gonna keep getting a rebound.
Good D, nigga.
Three left.
Under, under, where?
Good D, good old D.
Play on the, play on the, play on the.
I got help left.
Good deal, Niggaz.
Three left, under, under, Wayne.
Good deal, good, Austin.
Play on it, play on it, play on it.
Play on it.
Fair play.
1-0.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Get right under.
What's up?
Hey!
I got help from us.
Morgan, help off him.
You got help from us.
That's all.
That boy's too tight.
No, no, no.
They go fuck out of here.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Check.
I can take it.
One right here.
I don't know.
Let me go, boys.
One second, second, second.
Wait, one second.
Second one.
I'm in.
Right here, right here.
They are leaving.
Fuck.
Hell.
Fuck.
Come on.
I got to be out.
Come on, I'm forced.
We're together.
He's little.
Get a shot!
Go! Go!
We're trying to go!
Oh, fuck it!
What?
Hey, Churchill!
No, no, no!
Oh, shit, man.
No!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on, come on!
Yo, where is it?
Where is it?
Where is the third case on him bro?
We got one left.
Yo, they don't know where he went.
No, no, no.
Case on what?
I got him. I got him.
Let's go.
Ball away.
Ball away, one-one.
Let's go.
We need to keep it safe so we can't bar the bull.
Stop, stop, I'm there with you, I'm there with you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
3-1, 3-1, 5-5, let's go.
Hey, yo, yo, 6 and a half.
We have to help on this.
I got him.
3-2 Max! 3-2 Max!
Let's go check out, check out.
5 minutes and 50 seconds left.
Little hockey, hockey.
3-2 Max, go on.
1 left, you know it's coming all the way up, OK?
3-2, back, back, back, back!
Back! Back!
3-2 Max! 3-2 Max!
Stop, stop!
One second.
Get it, get it, get it!
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Whoa!
I'm down.
Stop, stop, stop!
3-2!
Shoot, Jason!
4-3, 4-3, Jason!
4-3, Jason!
3 on the 3.
No, you got to have the left.
Here, move, move.
Up off.
Look, look, look.
4-3.
4-3, here we go.
Here we go.
Go.
3 left, go on the 3 left, 3 left, 3 left.
Go, go, go.
Hey, what the fuck is going on there?
It's not a foul.
You can't go home.
Check out, check out.
I looked back, it's like down there, but it's long.
Fourth, right?
How much time?
Four minutes.
Four, ten.
Here we go.
Four, three.
I got some help.
Get ready.
Stay open.
Don't stay.
Don't worry about it.
I don't think so.
Stop, stop, stop.
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
Fucking shut up.
What's that?
Six threes.
There's still time.
Hey, take your turn.
Six threes.
Get in the trap.
Step up.
You see, he said he's right under, under, under.
Go up.
Get through, get through, get through.
OK?
One more, one more.
Kickball?
Hey, that's a ball!
No, no, no, no.
That's a kick-fucking ball, bro.
He's like, oh!
We're not calling them full-calls like that.
I'm not touching that.
That's it.
Right, make the calls.
Come on boys, come on boys.
Hey, come on boys, come on boys.
Come on boys, come on boys.
That's work.
No!
It's a 20 long right!
God.
Hey 3, have a try.
You got a rush.
If you don't want to play, give us a left.
You do that play out.
You got to play.
There's still time left. There's still time left.
Come on.
No fucking way.
No way.
Get in there.
That's good.
Come on.
A-Fod, check up, check up.
He passed the tunnel.
Check, check, check.
A-Fod, A-Fod, no two.
No two.
And what score?
A-Fod, A-Fod.
No two, no two, no two.
Get him, get him.
Oh, man!
A-Fod, that's it, that's it!
Oh, man!
Get out!
What's that?
A-7, that's no sadness.
What's on that?
A-7, A-7, A-7, A-7, A-7.
No two.
No three, Jason.
Albert, come on.
Oscar, hit the mic.
Balling, balling.
One more solid.
Hey, stay from the net, stay from the net.
Oh, wait, wait, get that.
Come on, go.
Check up, check up, check up.
90 seconds.
That's not, just one more?
How many?
One more round.
One more round, yeah.
He's there, he's there.
That's three fouls.
I don't know if he caught it or not.
Oh, now it's work, now it's work.
Dang, I said the nine.
It's my fault though, now you're mad.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, I was going to say, let him know your rebound.
I mean, I said, yes!
No, he got that.
That's all right.
You missed the shoot, though.
Oh, man.
You're messing up.
Get in there!
No tools! No tools!
9-7!
Hey, Jason.
Come on, come on, come on.
Get it, get it, get it.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Whoa!
Hey, free throw.
Got a free throw.
Eight seconds left.
We're gonna get it, we're gonna get it.
Get in there.
Probably down two.
Down two.
Keep going, miss this.
He missed it, he missed it.
Give it to him, give it to him, man.
He's still tired of our three.
Boxing, man.
Box out.
Wave out, wave out.
Yeah!
Oh, he's got a free throw.
right? No two. No two. No two.
Yeah.
It's out. It's out.
It's a dagger, bro.
Make a move.
We down by how much?
Three.
I got three.
Nice.
Game.
You missed that, brisket.
You missed that.
Get down!
Come on, Dad!
We're taking this whole thing, bro.
You just gotta keep shooting, nigga!
Yeah, come on, Dad, bro.
You're gonna bring me every shot!
Yeah!
Push you had a game
I know you get three off the backboard threes
Every time to
Nice boy.
You know what it is?
You hesitate first.
When you don't shoot.
But when you don't hesitate, it's really going in.
Like, you know what it is?
As long as you're like, shot, pass, shot, shoot it.
And then it's like, you know what I'm saying?
That's when you hit the ball.
That's when you shoot the ball.
Like, you just hit it.
Yeah.
I'll let me know what you want.
I'll 5'10".
We're going to keep on them.
Five minutes.
I'm moving.
You know what it is?
It's like an injury.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro. That might be my best game ever, bro, but I told you, man.
Quarter, four, Jason and William's coming different, bro.
What's the hurry you on, bro? Did you hear me?
Yes, sir. Come on, Bert.
Let's win this shit. Let's go against the fucking Super Team.
Come on, bro.
One game. One game.
Oh, this is our team.
Yes, we single-tip. One game.
I showed up. Second game.
Second game. Super showed up.
Third game, they're going to check your shirt, my boy, Jason Schoen.
It's three point guards.
But we hustle, bro.
We hustle, bro.
Doesn't understand what I mean?
It's 12.
No, anything for me is over.
Moose, you did as half.
One bucket this entire day.
You got the underdog story.
You're the only single.
I like how we all show up in a pregame.
You showed up in the most important game.
You showed up in a pregame.
Huh, huh, huh.
They did as half.
Only in that.
That's what it is.
Well, we knew that.
We knew that, bro.
You gotta take a look at me
Sit him down
I need a chip, bro
I need a chip
I need a chip, we're coming in at the underdogs
I like this
I don't know what for underdogs, sorry
The one with YBG, the one with the chocobooters
Oh, I want to, man
I need a chip, bro
I need a pocket in the castle to put it
bro
Oh, my shit.
Oh, bro.
Damn.
Are you dope or what?
I can't do this, man.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go, bro.
I'm fucking god.
I'm gonna get you to soak his number.
Oh, my god, bro.
All you're gonna do is...
Pack, to cry, Dagestan.
Yes.
Dagestan basketball.
I believe he's gonna go to paint.
Just drop him.
Drop him.
Just don't talk to him.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
No phones?
You gotta understand the dude is 200 pounds. He's driving in four shoulder elbows. What do you want us to do?
You can't complain. It's 100 pounds game. We're all under 170.
It's still clean rules. They're all over 6'4".
And we broke. We almost beat them in the first game.
I went for a backboard. He came in and shot it in the house.
He went, poop, poop, poop, poop.
He scored a...
I
Lacey
My friend must have the hand of God like over your head
It's called 2026
I never see so many bank shots in my life
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. You just cared somehow. Jason the weasel.
He's short of the most important.
They harried his team in a basketball game to the finals. I never thought those words would come out of my mouth.
I had a defensive, uh, uh, possession too.
I never thought those words would come out of my mouth.
I don't understand this.
You have all the confidence it works. Well, you can't believe it, bro.
What are you scared for? You want it for sure?
Me?
Me, Jason.
They leave me up wrong. Hang it in, hang it in.
I see that I see the square brother that bitch is like glowing square on the back of the backboard is glowing for me
Mar
Oh, yes, bro.
This is a matchup where you stop moves, not moves.
You have it, dude.
Doesn't it matchup?
Matchup.
It's literally just matchup.
Matchup?
Yes, he has like three points in the entire game.
When they beat us, matchup was half the first three minutes of the game and they
didn't score that one.
Matchup is dead ass, team one, Filipino, fuck them.
Team member.
It's literally just him.
We have one Filipino fucking team member, it's literally just him.
We have no big.
It's all good though.
I'll be honest, we were getting more rebounds than them, because we hustled.
We missed him with a hush.
We have no food.
We get so busy.
He begs!
And what the fuck, friend?
She's gotta be the worst game ever, bro.
I gotta do it with both teams pitching about calls when I have to.
When I have to pitch.
Yeah, I don't know how I'm supposed to rep from one side of the court when I can't move around with no other rep
It's literally possible. No, I signed up for two reps not one
You just got to watch the paint work, bro. Yeah, I grab it in the paint
Come on there
Let's get some labs out of you this game
No floater no floater
Nope, bro. If you're on if you catch a ball on the three and you just go under and do a right-hand layup on the right side, bro
You're perfect
Come on
Let's do straight up 11.
And cookies on Zoki.
He sound ready.
He sound ready to shit, but I ain't go wrong.
I'm 37.
I'm playing 15 points.
Straight up. Straight up 11.
Straight up 11.
That's right.
Are you ready?
Alright.
But why do we have...
What's the point?
What's the better stuff?
When we got out of the room.
But fear is that we're going for being the number one team.
You guys, for the number one team...
They know we got...
Hey, Super Bowl.
I'll shoot for you, bro.
I'll shoot for you.
Everybody out! Everybody out! Everybody got some heavy, heavy, heavy!
Get the fucking AR up!
Hey, that's my ball right there!
I know, I know, I know!
That's it!
Let's go, boys! Let's go!
Move it, Jason!
Here we go, straight up.
One who takes it home, let's go.
Have it in my pocket.
Oh, you got it in your pocket.
There's the man square in there.
So, no whole feelings.
No, no.
Here we go, here we go.
I'll take over so it gets on.
No time, no time, no time.
Three, two, one.
Out!
No time. No time. Three, two, one.
You good?
Out!
No.
Boom.
There you go. There you go.
You got it, sir.
That's it.
By yourself.
Hey, shut up, Jason.
Hold up, Jason.
Hey, hey, hey, Jason.
I'm with you.
Hey, no.
What are you doing?
Hey, I'm with you.
I'm on it.
Yo, they can't fuck with me when I'm on them.
I'm on it.
I'll check it. I'll check it.
He has defense up.
All right, bro.
He didn't even make the puck.
He's going to keep the play.
I know you.
Yo, why you keep doing that?
Woo!
Come on, come on.
Hey!
Come on!
We don't miss!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Don't get stopped by people!
Yo! Yo!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, Moosh!
Come on, come on, come on!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Four zero!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Careful, she's grabbing!
We go, come on!
That's two fouls!
120 pounds quickly!
One more foul please, huh?
That's two!
That's two! That's the second foul!
Come on, come on, come on!
The first one, Lacey called! Lacey called both of them!
On me!
He called it, he called it, but I told him!
It's two!
That was before that, don't ask!
Thank you.
Thanks to you.
That's all.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, Jason.
Jason, get ready.
Jason, top.
Put it up.
Hey, set him up, Jason.
Matter of fact, set him up, center.
Oh
I thought he was getting the paint though.
Come on.
You can all do that.
I guess, bro.
Check out, check out.
Fucking, fucking, dumbass.
You gonna climb bits about it?
Play this, play this, play this.
You said, dumbass, you're a hacker.
You're fucking hackers.
You gonna try to shoot, Suki?
Or two?
Right here.
You need to kiss you.
Just from.
Just fight, just fight.
Just fight.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Wait, wait.
Come on, man.
One more.
Two more, Jason.
Don't force it.
Get up, Jason, get up.
Get up, get up.
Shoot, Jason.
Get up, get up.
That's all, that's all, that's all.
That's all, that's all.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can't believe it.
You want to see me?
Go!
How to fell?
Go check, man.
Go check.
I'll set up a little bit.
Oh, bro.
I can't give one.
What do you mean?
You hit me in my side.
OK.
Get him in the stomach.
Yep, yep, nice switch.
There you go.
Here.
Right, right, right.
You're going to win!
One more like that!
One more!
I don't care about that!
That's all!
We got a pick-up right here.
It looks like it's not even close.
You're good, man.
Come and see them, come on.
Come on, let's just do it.
You're bad, man.
You're fucking cold.
You're bad, man.
Fucking whore!
Fucking whore.
Oh!
Where did my jacket go?
Lock it down.
Play, play, play.
I think we're going, we're going.
Every dude.
Yo, he's grabbing my arm.
What the fuck?
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Get his fucking bum ass and make it a ball, bro.
Come on.
Get the ball.
One side.
Three guys.
One side.
Check out.
Get the fucking ball.
Check out.
Can I get a smoke at the door?
I got that love, brother.
Get up there.
Where's the smoke?
You have health.
Get that smoke over here.
I'm gonna go for my shoes now.
Get the smoke left.
What's this line?
Watch this line, J.
Watch out.
Out!
Off for no reason.
7-4.
1-3.
Hey, there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey!
Go fucking boy!
It's the first one.
7-4.
You ready?
One.
Two.
One, one, one, one.
Just in, just in.
Go, go me, go me, go me.
Stop.
Oh, there.
Nice.
Woo!
Go first!
Go out, go out, go out!
I got you, man.
Listen, deep corner, deep corner!
Deep corner, yeah?
Get in the house, get in the house, get in the house!
Watch the coach, watch the coach!
Oh, there you go.
You'll never leave the house!
You'll never do shit!
Fuck you, fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
Come on, come on!
Yo, where are we?
Hey!
Come on, come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh!
Hey!
It's a five!
A five, here we go!
Check out!
Come on!
Get it over there!
Come here!
We got it!
I got a nice zyker!
Leave it!
Stay, stay, stay!
We're not gonna call that though.
Extend this arm every time.
We're not gonna call that though.
Take a turn. Hey!
Stay down, settle, settle.
We got the next one.
Get out of the shooter.
Shoot!
You got help, let me right.
You got to stay going.
You got help, you got help.
You got that fucking team!
That's the fucking team!
Take a turn.
Go.
Yeah, yeah.
Time for a little cal.
Just go down a little bit.
No foul.
Hey, nice.
Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Get him out!
Ah!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
You know now!
Nice little thing.
Come on, man.
Score, man.
Here we go.
Score.
Hey, there you go.
Coming to you.
There's coming to you, bro.
There you go.
Right there.
Good.
They're ready.
Go ahead.
Hey, do what you feel! Do what you feel!
Do what you feel!
Come on, come here!
Watch out, hey, hey, now you get up!
Take a step, you're still here.
You guys, get that bubble cap.
Good, good, good!
Stop!
Touch him!
I go!
Oh my God!
Fuck these.
They're coming!
Come here!
Oh my God!
They make up!
Oh!
They're coming!
take out
that was behind me
right behind
that was behind
I stepped up
I stepped behind
please don't look at Chas to make it to the next
I'm riding the ball and I step right here
what are you doing bro
you're doing the wrong thing
I'm not a turner boy
what are you trying to do
you're not a student boy
and I passed the teacher
he didn't know
and he's reflected in
he grabbed the ball and he went up
I said, everything though
Take your animal!
We helped him take the animals.
All right.
Now he's over here.
You over here?
Yeah, Suki.
They said that everything's on him.
He got the problem with the day.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't even right.
He was.
That's right here.
He hit his head over there.
He was here.
Come on.
What's up?
I don't know.
Come on.
Blue.
What's the game? What's the point?
9-8.
1-3.
Hey, hey.
Slow.
Hey, David.
Come on.
That's just lazy.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, something to think.
Elbow.
This is not D.
Get out.
Check out the elbow, do it, do it!
I'm not elbowing, I'm not elbowing!
I'm losing my arm!
That's real bad.
Check out, check out, check out.
Check out, check out.
They're both?
Check out, check out.
What's the cheater?
They're both.
They're both?
They're both.
They're both!
Go, go, go!
Ready, ready, ready!
Hey, hey, hey!
You help, you help!
Don't be so loud, don't be so loud!
Get him, get him, get him!
Get him, get him!
Get him!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, you got it!
Hey!
That's the first down.
Hold on!
Let's go, man!
Stay calm.
Come on.
We're going to watch this.
Uh, 98?
98.
9-8.
8-8.
I don't know.
You stay straight.
There's no time.
What?
Is it speed?
Not speed.
They're not moving.
Stay ready, stay ready.
Stay ready.
What happened?
Shut up.
Go, go.
Keep going.
Go, go.
Hey, play.
You got it.
Go, play.
Go, go.
Go, go, go.
That's all here.
No, he just...
Who the chair?
I can put a chair.
Push me.
Oh my God.
I'm seeing this shit.
The nigga fool will be knowing push me.
I know how you want him all out of his own tournament, nigga.
I could go shit.
We're a pro, nigga.
We got first round about bums.
What the fuck did you do about it?
That one.
Get in the tank.
Get in the tank, brother.
Here's the final.
Come on.
Get in the tank.
Come on.
Get in the tank, brother.
Oh, no.
Tracy.
Oh, my.
The bag is all down.
Oh, no.
One more point and we win.
When the rest sheet is easy, hand it to him.
Come on, come on.
Hey, stay down.
Come on.
Nice to see you.
There is no hope, there is no hope.
You know what I'm gonna do, sir?
Crap, this is crap.
Did you see that?
Get in there!
Get in!
Let's go!
Come on, bro. I want for the ball.
Come on, bro.
Over my fucking head.
Over my fucking back.
I felt like you touched me.
So, how do you feel?
Man, little.
Are you pushing?
Get your butts up.
Am I asking you?
All I said is, I know me and you.
My man is like a nigga, I know nuts.
You're the first on crowd day.
You're pushing me.
I'm not going to lie.
Hey, both keep on so tight.
I'm going to keep fouling.
Hey, we need one.
Get something to one.
All right, now, and let's go.
I got a question.
Hey, one of them hit a three.
Game's over.
No, no.
I'm going to go.
Right, get this.
We both have two fouls, right?
Yes.
What the fuck, bro?
Come on, bro.
We should have a drink.
Drink, drink, drink.
One call.
I'm calling to your phone.
Send this phone, bro.
Send this fucking phone, bro.
Both of us, please.
That's on my phone.
Send this phone.
Send this phone!
I'm not going to kick you out.
Every time you fall on the ground, it's a foul, apparently.
So I'll call every foul bet.
What the fuck?
Nah, leave mine.
Listen, listen.
Why do you think this is off?
I know it's off.
Why do you think this is off?
Why do you think this is all good?
Hold on.
Hey, both teams are already pulling drag-out.
You're fucking talking to me.
Everything, you don't call nothing.
I think it's better with the back, buddy.
I'll get them same.
No.
They found them.
I want to know that you wasn't calling.
They found them.
It's a foul.
No.
I'm not the finalist.
Hey, we have one foul against you.
Don't worry.
Take that blue ball.
Let's go.
Same way they put it.
Oh, it's crying.
She took the chance.
Fuck up.
Come on, stop at one. No twos. No twos.
So, come here and pass it to him.
What's the one? No twos.
Go down.
Left.
Right at you.
That's 13.
13!
Come on, C.
What's called?
Give me that.
Take us home.
You and Jason are both nice people.
Come on, check it out.
Yo!
Do it, do it.
I have one single.
Let's go.
Come on.
Is he drinking or not?
Hold on.
Recheck, recheck.
Singles, come on, you.
Stacey, come over here.
Come over here.
Lower your body.
Stacey, Stacey.
Come on.
Try to get him out of the face.
Stacey, watch the left.
Right now, here we go.
Yeah, stay up there.
Go, go, go, go.
Stacey, Stacey.
Let me know where you want me to go.
Go, jump.
Go deep, go deep, go deep.
Keep your feet.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Stay, stay, stay.
Take it up. Take it up. Take it up.
Oh, yeah.
Where is he?
He got it.
Still there.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Left.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Grab me, hey, grab me.
Hold him up, fuck it.
That's off, that's off, that's off, that's off.
Hold on, hold on.
He's dead, bro.
That's right, bro.
I know.
I know, bro.
We're going to make a push to get down there.
You called this?
You called this a fight?
Here, it's free, though.
We had a file to get.
I asked you before to prevent you from calling.
We both got to it.
Literally, I asked you.
We had a file to get.
It's cool.
So, can you shoot this thing?
Hold it.
No.
Get in the back.
It's so can you shoot it in?
You got five.
Where we got five to shoot me by the way?
Shove him up.
Yeah, we know.
Wait about that.
Get this fucking down.
Wait a minute.
That's the thing.
Get him.
That's the thing.
Get him.
What's the shit about work?
This is work.
What's up?
You only need to get this fucking down.
I mean, if I get in, I'm gonna take you up.
What?
Wait.
Get him.
Oh.
10, 10.
10.
This is 10.
10.
No, no.
10-up, 1 by 2, remember.
Jason.
Baja.
Get that hook.
Get that hook, you didn't take it.
All right.
Good.
Thank you.
Freak the line.
Back to the Freak the line.
Jason.
Back to the Freak the line.
I don't know.
Get back! Get back! Get back!
Up as you can! Up as you can!
Back up! Back up!
Right! Right!
Let me go! Let me go!
Right! Right!
Easy, easy, easy, easy!
What about him? What about him?
Oh, yeah! Look who he's got!
Does that out? No!
Check up! Check up!
Wait, what's going on? We're up one, right?
I don't think so.
Super, no fouls.
Get him off you!
You gonna get the boys, don't fuck?
You got 10-10, let's go.
One more.
I'll just make it to the screen with please.
You can trust your shit, dick.
You're gonna look to shoot.
Game time.
Shit!
I
Break the fuck out of that
Get out of here, look!
It's not done okay.
Y'all, the real founder of Daniel's basketball.
How?
I crashed for the boy.
I had game, bro.
I thought the bank was open, bro.
Jason, thanks for that.
10-10 still.
10-9, 10-9.
No, 10-10, 10-10, 10-10.
10-10.
Oh, let me get that.
10-9, Bert.
10-10.
Bro.
Fire right into your team.
I'm trying to hustle.
It's our ball.
10-10.
Nobody, are you cleaning on you?
Yeah, go ahead.
Who?
It's the Andy on you.
No, dude.
I didn't hear you.
I'm just cleaning.
What are we doing?
I'm just cleaning.
What are we doing?
I'm just cleaning.
What?
Free throws?
Is that me?
No.
No, no, that's...
Free throws.
That's not free throws.
Yeah, you said every 3,000.
I didn't. I didn't.
Are you serious?
Get the board.
go go go
No, Jerry!
Oh, no!
Play, play, play!
Shoot him!
They're looking for the shooter!
No, no, no, no!
We need one!
Get in the fucking jail!
Well, we'll have you seen Jason.
One up.
You can get here real quick.
Come on, come on.
I'm going to the first, following it in the end.
Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle!
Get that move!
Oh no.
Attack move!
You go, money right here.
Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get that move, this way.
That way.
Get on that!
Stay on that!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
What the?
Jump off!
Air is above, jump off!
First, first, first!
Jump off, jump off!
That's a second bar!
Let's go check out.
Let's go.
All right, move to the ball, please.
Oh, yeah.
Move to the ball.
I can't get a buck.
I'm good, man.
Go.
I can't get a buck.
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Good.
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's Matthew, Joe.
It's Matthew.
It's not Jason, but the game.
It's Jason.
Come on, Jason.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
You got to get the moves, Swings.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's not gonna go.
Beautiful.
I mean
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, me, ho.
I don't play too hard, but I like it.
Oh, my god, yo.
I like it.
How do you complain, fuckface?
Oh.
You big a player, man.
You big a player.
Never.
Brother, fate it.
Suki's off.
Thanks a lot.
They're coming over.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, no, no.
We need him on loose.
They're going over everything.
That's right.
Right there.
Hey, boy!
High game again.
It's a foul!
It's a foul, everybody!
A foul!
All the off-families.
It's a foul!
Everybody, make it my young louder!
It's a foul!
Pick up.
No, bro.
Come on, guys.
Let's just keep our heads up and play together.
He's right.
Fuck you, Chris.
The end of the game.
Put it in his ass, Jason.
Get up, get up!
Jason, come on!
Go on, hit him!
Go on, go on, hit him!
The ball, the ball!
The ball! The ball!
The ball!
That's bullshit.
That's a bad call.
How did it get fucking through?
That's the replay and the interview.
That's not fair, bro.
That's fucked up.
That's the replay.
I didn't go up last time.
I didn't have possession just because you blocked it.
That worked.
I didn't really look to the left.
I didn't really.
Oh, stay moving, Jake.
Don't stand still.
Stay moving.
Come on.
I know, but if you're standing right here,
you're blocking off the whole middle,
and Silkie's helping every time.
I got to go corner.
Yeah, or you just come.
You just come for the pick.
Bro, he goes under every time.
Go to corner, you're sitting like a fucking cunt, bitch.
Go to corner, and I'll block the strategy.
Block by Silk!
It's a foul!
Two men to go.
50 second pick, by the way.
There's crash.
I'm here handsome.
Don't touch me if it's somebody else's up in the night.
Hey listen.
Make this shit about you.
Come on.
Get in and drop me.
I want to see him play.
I want to see him f- whoosh.
How the man came?
I'm dropping him the phone.
Because I really do this shit.
You ain't changed anything.
Get that, Jem.
I
Fucking warm-up warrior
I'm cheering my mails on
You pay him to cheer for you. That's why I'm getting tight cuz I you used to be slender
You used to see my brother get on him and get on his ass now you get a direct deposit and dickie that shit is weird
I'm not even
Bro you on their team, bro
Look at that, guard, get out of here.
I hate this.
The press will, like, dick and balls, pussy, fuck you.
This is, why don't we let them two play for arms done?
What's up with you, bro?
What's up with that?
They send no subs.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Little ball.
Watch out.
At least this ball.
We're gonna, if we had a three to win, right?
We had a three to win, right?
They sent out.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Sinko!
Never again, bro.
I'm good.
This is not helping.
Sinko, come on.
Go boys, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, let's count.
10, 10.
Tie game, tie game, tie game.
11?
Oh
Now hand it to Jason where your team at Jason Siko Albert and
Yeah!
What are you doing?
I heard the cops in the background, bro.
Who knows?
We're gonna present MVP rules for you.
Who's MVP?
That's it.
You did it, man.
Good fucking stuff.
I did what I started.
Hey, that bitch is green.
Listen, the ego's bow.
God, what'd I tell you about quarter four, Jason?
I don't lose!
Let's go, Cinco.
He was hooping, bro.
That's how you know, bro.
Harder were height.
Harder were height, bro.
All that shit.
First game, the dude is about one point.
Moose is about one point.
Boom!
Moose is about one point.
Zero points.
Oh, my God, Moose is trash.
Holy shit, he already left, bro.
Oh, my God.
Soak me to pro and mobile rivals and college booties a phone every game
What a balanced team
All y'all did everything
Oh, that is.
Then it's like, no, I ain't going to hit him with it.
Someone's going to do a f***.
Oh, my God, bro.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Yeah.
That's what I do, bro.
What do I say?
Go in the front, Jason.
Let's get out of here.
My God.
My Jason, I'm out of here.
When I drove, I should have watched him over.
When I drove, I put you on the corner.
Niko, you took the game.
You're game f***ing out of here.
I watched that.
You took that.
I was going to leave.
That was a good shot.
I've ever shot like that before in my life.
Use it.
Come on.
Finals, MVP.
I'm not going live.
Wait, let me see this bullshit, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Y'all can put me up.
I should call that count, bro.
Y'all can put me up.
The paint is melting, bro.
The sun is out.
Finals, MVP.
I must say, I'm not going live.
All three of y'all play fucking amazing.
We asked all chats, unanimous MVP for the final.
Jason, come on, man.
Jason, come on.
Hey, I take that.
I take that.
Much deserved.
Thank you, man.
I'm gonna take my team and shit, I'm gonna take a rest, you know what I'm saying shout out to Lacey for some he had some bad cars but he came out on top.
Hey, I have every single community in my stream after every call.
Thank you for coming out.
Thank you for the invite.
I'm gonna have a lot of next-court basketball service.
Oh no, you gotta be a leader.
I know, I know.
That was fun though, that was fun.
Marlon good fucking event
Thank you bro, please say that bro
Quarter four Marlon's back
What a party chat
Why are you here?
I ain't broke, thank you
Crazy, you had more MVP votes
No, that's a good start
You had more MVP votes to Albers
Yeah, I was just talking
How do we, how do we
Bro, you're nice
Let's come up
Yeah, there you go.
Who's taking it?
All right, let's go, let's go, send that to him.
Who's taking the trophy?
Okay, you guys need to go in here,
while I'm gonna take the first one.
Oh, let me get that shot, bro.
Let me get the plastic shot.
Leave, bro.
Listen, it is probably 20 bucks, you don't need it.
Okay, hold on, let me just get my phone.
Yeah, but he even touched the court, bro!
I tried to, I was promise two games, two games!
If I stopped you when we were the last, bro.
Oh god, you wouldn't have!
Bullying
Goddamn
I'm in my god
Three, two, one more, get your feet.
Look closely, yeah, perfect, perfect.
Bro, you shaking, bro?
Woo!
Shit, man, I'm tired.
You want it, bro?
Yeah, there you are.
What a fucking toy. I told you, bro!
We get past the next two, you want it all, bro?
Yeah, I'll burn it.
How'd they let your dumbass get one?
How did that cheer dumbass win?
I thought it was in fucking group lanes, it would have been this.
That's air.
Oh man.
Are you alive bro?
You probably would have played better than Silky.
You're doing us wrong man.
Damn, for the bank sats.
There you go.
You're doing us wrong. I thought you were gonna do that.
Nah, he was doing it.
I'm not locking him bro, I lock him.
I'm gonna throw it over there.
What?
Wow, bro.
Good job, dude.
That's a bro.
Yo, bro, you're not tired, is?
So try to get a bucket and then find the shit out of them, bro.
Dog.
Yo, bro.
That shit was fucking...
That shit was a tiny ram, bro.
I gotta dab up to any bit.
You got any of them bro?
You want to see one?
I did.
I was talking to Alice Kay, we were like, man, let's just keep passing Jaycee's heart right now.
Hey Alice Kay, like, yeah, he's making it all for us.
Did it?
Yes!
There's some premium gas, there's some premium gas.
Thank you, Grant.
But then, like, um...
Well, I'm so close to making the game over, bro.
I'm so close.
You should have hit me.
I
I need my ass. I'm ready to have my eyes my pump. Oh, I swear to God. It's in the corner. We easy, bro
We easy
I want 50 minutes into my stream, bro. I'm beyond
Hehehehehehehehehehe
That bit was 7.9
That was a good one
This is a 1
Oh dream?
I bet
one, two, one
Give us table 2
Oh my
Me, you and Jason go like a ball
Curry, Clay
Clean dream oh come on
Three two one point at it pointed it pointed it
Three two one
We did that we fucking did that you disapoint water
Like I said make me a waterboy again
I'm almost out one month training bro ready
We don't have to see bro. I'm cooking up like this right now. Give me Russell. Why is Russell dunking Russell wanted to fight?
I already got a fight for him
I don't this is you won the content bowl
Good it's the content bowl like I can say damn you a mom through the teacher
I walked 12 yards up in that room and said GG's
And then he's on a real
Squeezing it, but he didn't have to say he said yeah, I was soup and I think I earned it
Problems bro, I don't talk to shit this part of basketball talk to everybody. I'll talk to everybody
Hey, wait, I'm gonna take a picture with the trophy. You're part of the squad
Bro, I get mine later, I get mine later.
I'm gonna go side you.
Go to the ones above you, appreciate it.
Appreciate it, my brother. See you on side.
Woo!
We did it.
I ain't lying, bro. I'm on a win streak.
I don't think...
Bro, I'm on a win streak.
Fuck you, bitch!
Fucking... fucking...
Pants for Hulk.
You see this right here?
this is me okay okay don't move your
dinners behind you
Oh
Beat max silky beat everybody though come a different dog
Congrats, but I was really I was really hating a little bit. I was like down at you with the big really open for you
Even though you still ass though
Bro someone get Dolly
Dolly
I will smash the fuck out of that dog
That dog is gonna fucking tear you up bro
Holy cow. Yeah. She bit me, bro.
I'm feeding. She's growling at you, bitch.
I'm a champion, dawg.
You are a champion. I'm a fucking champion, bro.
I got a trophy from Big Spooning Blitz.
But I feel like...
...awful movement.
I was blending around, bro.
Great off-ball movement.
Yeah.
That's what we do, bro.
Forgot my shirt.
Yeah, I'll go back for it right now.
Wait Albert, what champions?
Wait Albert, you wanna start trophy right there?
It was a team effort.
You understand we all showed up in Dallas.
Why did you move?
I wanted to spay y'all.
That's why I wanted to spay y'all, bro.
I wanted to spay y'all.
If I would have been on that field,
it would have been a whole different story on that court.
I'm holding this shit the rest of the night, bro.
They're saying X is dog shit
You said field bro, if they would have put me on that court it would have been a whole different type
What do you want 14 hours or 16 hours
Well, it's not my ass. Yeah, what's what's the weight difference?
I'm one sixty eight one one thirty nine one one thirty nine
Make a lot
Light
That's a 16
Eight hours this gotta be a
This gotta be like a 12 hours. Give me give me the right
This is uh, no it's not 12, it's uh, that's like 14.
Oh it's probably 14.
You want actually 16s?
You got a 16?
A 14 in my guinea.
I got a 16s.
Look.
These are definitely 16s.
Actually I don't know.
Are you 16?
These kind of look like 14s too.
It's because you're getting the strap in so they only come to small medium large, right?
I don't know.
I thought in my car it's kind of found out where the keys are.
Who's trying to get punched?
Oh, car keys are upstairs.
No, it's not.
I got it.
That's not 16.
I can't see it.
I've got a 16.
I've got to get it in my car.
This is a 16.
Mind you, if you want to lose, I'm going to admit though.
You don't got a tic-tac, bro.
No, you get a wet hand.
That's the only one we got.
If you wanted a 16, I'd go with you.
Right hand!
Woo!
Right hand!
You got that in the right hand, bro.
Dude, that's the only one we got.
This is not.
This is like...
You got me with a wet hand, bro.
Dude, try the left.
Left?
You're not gonna feel it.
I see you.
You're coming just to start on me.
You're gonna be on my side.
You know how to do that, Gene. You know how to do it.
You know how to do it. You know how to do it.
I
Wait wait wait
My camera
That's on this
I'm gonna be real. No, you might get me there right
That is not a lot.
Nice work.
I'm not going to do it.
Muffin.
Muffin there.
That's a pretty light.
Ooh, wait a minute.
You didn't breathe though.
You put it back up.
It's a little harder than the shots I've given the bros.
Like soaking them.
Let me see.
I'll go here.
You just go a little bit around the corner.
It's harder than the shots.
I'll give you a throw.
Oh!
Ah!
What are you trying to do?
Yeah!
That's in the 100s.
What are you asking for?
Oh, no.
Those are six.
That's like, no.
That's like, smooth 80s.
No, no, no, no.
But y'all back out, really.
No, but he wanted to do that.
I know you're feeling that shit, man.
Yeah, he wanted to do that.
is better than the hits of your turn.
Obviously way better.
Obviously, I'm not gonna lie, it's one of those.
No, it's not.
I put it like this, I put it like this.
No, I don't know.
I'm not gonna use lying to me though, it's not fair.
Now I'm gonna be honest though, it's one of those
and it definitely gives you like a,
a sign like this.
It's one of those like,
I'm bad, like if it was a fight,
you might have to use it.
No, it's a combo like that.
You don't like this.
It's a combo after that.
You're not saying that.
Yeah, I'm not glad you definitely got one of the stronger punches though.
We did too, we did too.
You got one.
He hit me, he hit me standing there.
But it was like, it was the one.
It was like, it was like.
Bro, okay, now.
Bro, I do a footage of that spar.
He showed my stream, bro.
Yo, grab my eye.
You did up it on him.
He's supposed to be.
The only thing that I did, the coach was like, yo.
No
No, they're just like
The main thing
But the main thing that I
I'll call back to you after was I didn't let you hit me
That's not a lot bro
The second time though the second time I it was good. Okay. You went lighter, bro
I'm not I'm not alive after that squad went to the bathroom. I'm dead. I started calling bro
No, no, no, that was bad
There's one person in my den that maybe cry
Why is there a human that could treat me like this there's no reason somebody's to be able to have fun with
Bro, it's like a frustrated crime.
It's a frustrated kid.
Yeah, it's not a fake.
It's more like a fake.
I was like, I'm a little bitch crying.
I was 15.
I've never felt so happy.
That box is so crazy.
You've been boxing since you're 15?
No, that's when I was boxing at 15.
That's when I was crying, because I was 15.
That box has not given me no boxes since 15.
No, bro, it's time for this time.
Look, directly, man.
Dude, this will be fake.
I've already been training for a year.
Yo, hell no.
Maybe since his life.
Oh, like, since your training, I did it a year.
It was like two times a week after soccer practice.
But now, like if I go away, I'm just,
it's just telling me.
I'm losing 40.
But I'll have a year, like four.
Okay, can I be honest though?
He's now definitely around down.
No, I don't.
How do you not, you don't live my life.
How do you not talk to me?
I did a year.
Two times a week after soccer practice.
So who the best boxer in this room?
Wait Ash, why are you getting mad?
I'm not.
I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying.
You guys see this skill, I'll just,
I know there's one fighter in this room.
Oh my god.
I'm just saying, but watch him out back on his fires and I'm safe.
Here he is.
Oh, get him, get him.
Please don't hit me anymore.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is old school, by the way.
Hey, we all want to know.
How about we own tonight?
Oh no.
I've never lost a fight.
Look, none of us lost a fight besides Guapas.
No.
Why are you telling me Asian jet didn't have it?
I know a lot of Asians.
The doubt takes you slow, bro.
I'm a bitch!
You're a bitch, bro!
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing?
Is that what you want to hear?
I'm a bitch!
Say that I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
That's weird, man.
Ducco!
Wait, who did you lose to?
Huh?
Who did you lose to, man?
He lost a man.
He lost Danny Vance.
No, wait, that was back...
Okay, I fought Danny Vance on two-day training.
I fought Nathan one month.
Like, come on, bro.
Wait, is...
And you, Duc, take your school.
Huh?
Because I thought that I was focusing on code.
No, but you got him now.
I
Like
Mid-August
Yeah
Bro, I feel like fighting back to back to back to back to back back
No
I
Everyone then it's just not I was gonna be as
He's using that also to sneak in some training in the shadows
Maybe maybe I'm gonna be honest, bro
I don't need people anyone because bro when you fight and box everybody that hates you everybody that loves you
Because me look versus Asian Jeff
That's it I peaked that's my peak
That's you was before I see before
Yeah, bro, I got them jumping around as a fucking referee
So
I
Alex can't run and jump or do any of that.
He's gonna run and run.
What moves in there?
What?
What moves in there?
Bro, T2's moves hit quack, quack, bro.
What do you want me to say, bro?
And he was talking to you on foot at 2, I see you.
I didn't see that, too.
And you've been avoiding T2's moves?
I feel like I'm gonna fight T2's move again if I was just 180 at least.
Yeah.
I don't care.
Yeah, you're too like for him. I am too like but I do if he wants to come to the gym and get working
How much is he like
Anybody though, but I'm just asking if that's the whole I want to I want to see you like
Looks like he knows
That would be a good ass fight all you got to do it y'all the same way
In my
Everyday all day you can see that all
And they just
The guy got in there, sat in the building, he wasn't slacking, he wasn't moving, he was moving, he was like moving like, dude he must be set a different fire.
Really?
You got that seven days out of it.
I don't think I do, I don't know what you still do.
I don't think I do.
You might have to throw me against him.
I think it's quick.
It'll get a blast.
You might have to throw me against him.
I don't think I do.
I'm not I'm not as nice as when I'm making me change
I'm new to boxing I'm new to boxing I just love the sport
This is sap now
You don't look too bad, bro. Look why he's not just he's not just throwing
Yeah, he just spammed in that
But it's hard to make it with this
Yeah
Moving back though, he's home
It's over
Damn, damn
Look look look with him on this side
But this is but he was untrained
He's got winning gear bro, this diss a loan is what three thousand
Yeah
This is
This would be a good fight
And that's that's my weakness. I don't know my head too much. I'm great. Yeah, he throws that right
I'm done. Well, I'm not gonna lie. He throws that right
They said this ain't as verse oblivion
I feel like you kill
He's the same way
Like 20
But also
I'm good at boxing I don't want to turn
But if this if it's right
Like right
What's your what's your weight?
right now and you want to fight at what wait wait wait wait wait ashe bro but I
don't wait as you can find me I'm one for you
fucking can't see
yeah I've been losing at 207 bro which is the lowest of everything come on guys
Thank you guys before Chad hates on me. I did take a lot of red a lot a lot
Say dad later
I
I would love to take all the credit for it, but it's got
Yeah, who's like behind everything bro?
Yeah, I was a YouTube manager.
Yeah, but I still do the guys over there.
I'm a real bro.
We couldn't do that and used it.
There's a lot back in.
Sauce does a lot of the nitty quirk at work.
Great creativity.
Me, I can just sit there and ask.
You just sit there.
You just show up, bro.
They'll say that, bro.
I have to get broke all the guys fucking insane. Yeah, bro. Like the last video was just 10 out of 10
That's one of those this one of those like old style YouTube. Yeah, watch out kill me if I'm lying
Oh
When you want desktop I don't
Hope you don't I'm stuck the corner. I should watch your guys videos
The bingo we brought up in y'all's meetings
But it's more just this video banger bro banger banger banger
But
All these other concepts are hot like that's like a old you to like
I'm on this a real life you wanted to do that
Yeah
Like the IRL bingo one I watch for banger banger banger ballish banger banger banger banger banger ball bingo the bingo shit
Next baby dropping a million five days
We just shot a million three days
In the video we just shot oh my
Oh shit, what?
I had to tell me that you're like big in the AOT game
I'm on season 4
Don't say that in front of his chat
No no no no
That's peak bro, that's peak
That's peak bro
That's just peak bro
I'd actually like
I really am lead by him bro
What?
You're uncompioned bro
What?
What's his name uncompioned bro?
I'm like yeah, I'll say it up bro
He may go now for it
But they will not do that
I was asking what should I watch next like Ed will say
Demon Slayer or Hunter X Hunter
Please fucking won't peace why don't you talk about being a certain
That's a jjk
I need a new anime bro. I just finished
Said outer banks bro. Oh my god
So eaters
IQ
Damn bro
Not a lot bro I was feeling down out there no play time
Got a lot of guys I needed this
Just really proud of my morale
Bro you were thriving in tennis
Bro I want to
I want to
If you ever want to learn
You can run a stream bro I got you
I bet I am trying to get good at every sport bro
I'm trying to get good at every sport bro.
So let's do it.
Why are you trying to get good?
Basketball bro?
Now watch, I'ma start my basketball training arc.
I'm trying to go, I'm about to play a pro league next year.
Wait, would you say basketball is your best player?
Eeeeeee.
Oh, so you're close.
I think so, yeah.
You're fine.
Well, you got a master wing.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe not to the next.
I'm like, I said every sport bro.
You good at like ping pong?
No, I'm good at push-up fangs.
That's it.
Oh, OK.
All right.
The double-joy method.
I'm tall, I'm good at push-ups.
Bro, I just realized that.
But quarter four Jason Brown just got my fucking trophy.
Where's it?
I put it over there.
Wait, I just realized I'm good at everything I do.
What?
Basketball, boxing, anything I put my mind to,
I'm pretty sure.
That's why I was so excited.
And in October, Titi's would get smoothed out,
smoothed in.
Don't speak.
I'm not your deputy, bro.
Don't speak for me.
You're a deputy.
Don't speak for me.
You're a jack of nose for me.
Honestly, I really don't have an interest to fight him.
I'm saying if he wants to get working at the gym
and a spa, we could do that.
I really don't mind.
I'm at the gym every morning, but.
Someone said I feel bad for toast.
What, why are you just working, bro?
He's just working, bro.
I got offended, bro, because I don't really have time
when everybody's talking like,
you didn't have a camera man in front of my toast.
They're like toast is being wasted on Guac on me.
Whoa.
See, that's fucked up.
What the fuck did I do?
Ali told him if Jason comes to you go like
No, because I know you can pay more. I love you. What's best for you?
Bro, they saw that check slipped away. We got so mad. I know I know you're gonna crazy
What's it? I never told because I didn't leave but I'll leak it now
There was a time where Jason poached toast for me and I was looking for new camera toast came in
Like this is the time I bought toast apartment. I had this lease signed that's why I couldn't no no I canceled
I can't for it because you had that shit
No, we're about to sign it so you've never signed it. No, I canceled it. So you never signed it
I pen paper it was right here brought it out
I heard about that and I was like this time fuck this
I brought he's happy where's that though, bro, right to us. Yeah
Oh great job
I don't think
He's just saying
Okay, so if I was like your toes bro
Okay, what toast what would you do toast
Am I mad at him?
No.
Bro, don't gas it.
No, because you're making me look crazy.
Stop. Don't get it.
Bro, would you...
He would instantly get 5x salary.
How much do you pay? What do you mean 5x, bro?
What the fuck?
You told me you were giving him 5 figures.
Whoa!
Oh no, are you looking for another one?
Nah.
I don't know him now, bro.
You might be two angles at all times.
I got you.
So many situations.
You're gonna be frozen to death.
You're on moves, bro.
Can I get my trophy back?
Bro, I'm not crazy.
Toes are not crazy.
We're gonna go working for a top-class streamer,
dreamer-y, and get paid more.
Simple.
No, I'm not.
As business owners, man.
They're serious.
They forget that HDMI cable, dude.
Now, I've seen the clips that they put on Twitter.
You gave me.
Oh, yeah, man.
You gave me a YBG, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Asparagus, though, okay?
I'm not a tiktar geek.
Dude, yeah.
I'm a twitter target. I just read the paragraph.
Yeah, I read the paragraph.
Dude, it's actually crazy how like,
you could literally just scroll and there's be a hate form of hell.
Bro, it would literally just clip the caption.
5 minute clips. You know what I'm watching.
The paragraph would be like, some crazy ass.
What is actually the head looks intermediate? Yeah, they said I'm a crash out. It's actually the worst, bro
No, that's bad, bro
It's really bad. I'm not seeing shit. I think we today was a good day
You throw me one too well. Yeah, I mean well, no cuz I said it they said I'm a crash out
You know that shit don't do that much
You're the fucking
No, you're not the one that's held
He's so just hey limo sir excuse me boss make a ticket ox
Figure it out. Excuse me sir. No, I need the music ox figure out
Oh
You wear the same tiktok
That ass change the code change you dude. What code of change
So lab is offering my let's watch out biggest argument, bro. We'd be an argument
I
Never heard Edward talk back to anyone in the world
Built in
But I'm not going to lie like, bro, when you argue, it brings you closer because if you
argue and it puts you apart, you're not doing it right.
You argue, you come closer together and it makes you stronger.
It's like, damn, we got through that.
Well, we're also probably going to be homeless, so if you want the courthouse for us, what
happens?
I'll touch out just side the leaves.
We have a holocaust on our fucking house.
Oh, yeah, let's not bring this into too much.
Wait, you have HLA?
You have HLA
How did y'all get swatter five times in one week?
Yeah, I wake up to a shotgun in my face I grab it and I dislike him he put it right here. I grab it. No
Yeah
So what happened was I was packing because we finished report. I'm in bed
Shocking my face. He bout to shoot it. Boom
Disarmed
Oh, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
It's about good.
Hey, bro, I don't know why you're saying this shit.
It's not fine.
It's different.
You can't say that shit in front of them.
And that's the dead ass bullshit.
What?
All the body kit clothes?
I like what you did.
The other thing is the five.
Let's see.
That's the kid come up for like six months or something.
So, wait.
Y'all can't just go to the car and be like, yo.
Can you?
No, we just try it.
Let's do it.
No, we're good at it.
We're good at it.
We're so good at it.
You get like a car in there.
Body can't push you to the leader.
Cause I'm not in your car.
Cause I promise you where I'm from,
I'm used to guns when you point at me.
I don't see you.
You're from fucking Santa Monica.
Santa Clarita.
Santa Clarita bro.
I'm from Santa fucking Derring Jair.
You had three dogs in your house growing up bro.
three three gore dog
four amgs for traffic hey you have a bridge in your house look at this shit
bro I wish I was raising a neighborhood like this bro like wow bro like
this is beautiful I turn my back and it's not safe I'm like a lie you got
Because that's just like it seems really from hoods like me like look at this
Like what's the relationship?
Like bro these look like like look how big these houses are man
Your mom didn't laundry until you moved out like how sweet you were bro
You know, but I just learned how to do laundry because real gangsters don't do a fucking laundry
I wear my shit once I throw away
I'll bite again
How'd you disappear?
That's all I'm gonna do.
No bro, I'm gonna disappear.
Oh, cause that's Dean Island?
No.
That's all I can say.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Fucked well.
I'll tell you about it.
Come on up out and stick me in.
Did we change conversation already?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get married.
No, not stage one.
Marlon's
You want a Tel Aviv trip?
Dad is a cop your dad is a cop 12 bros raised by the streets
Fuck your dad. I know
No, he's retired so I could say that.
No, that's weird.
Tell him to switch.
If your father, if I was your father,
I would kill myself to make you fatherless, bro.
What the fuck?
I think I've ever heard of someone season-lady in my life.
What the fuck?
That might be the first time in the world.
I might have been the first time in history that sentence have been uttered. What the fuck did you just create?
Sorry, I'm not one friend of Ashley takes it too too far. What was that?
It's just like bro. I can't imagine being a father like a father to age
Can I be honest bro? Can I be honest?
It's up. Lucky I took Ashley's mind out.
But my Senate would have been a finch shambles if we were on age.
It would have been different.
Doug.
Come on.
So what is this? This is the phone.
Uh, Perk.
Dude, why was C-Base not here today?
I only got two.
How tall is Big X, bro?
How tall is Big X?
Can I get Guapo's third?
Do you have anything?
Six foot?
I don't know.
Did you get the battery from Walsh?
Huh?
Did you get the battery from Walsh?
What's that?
Okay, okay, go for it, bro.
Thank you for telling me.
Hey, you ready to have people, like, to refer to that?
Like, what, then?
Like...
I got a couple.
I'm trying to get...
I'm trying to launch this one.
I got a couple.
I'm trying to get I'm trying to lock this one fight in and it's gonna be a main car
But I don't want to say anything yet because it's changes it switches up literally so much
Because then nothing nothing is confirmed bro nothing is confirmed so if I tell you it's gonna be like oh
But I'm guessing absolutely nothing break is
I just have one one is confirmed
I
Will do that a date bro, I genuinely thought I was about to get knocked out this tournament bro
But your boy made it all the way there. You know I'm saying
My trophy bro, I can't go higher
Where is my trophy bro wait
Hey, where did my trophy go?
Yeah, I left something big.
So we left it here.
No way moves taking, bro.
We don't get along the way, bro.
We really made it, bro.
Fuck.
I can't even get this shit in here, bro.
Sometimes I really sit back and I really damn, bro.
I literally mentioned we was a minor, bro.
What?
We were a little minor.
You were freshly 18, bro, and now look at us, big-ass Clib in the hills.
What the fuck were they talking about?
A lot has happened since I was a minor.
I was like, 20?
Bro, when I was a minor, you were no facecam, like fucking loser and creep, like fat monster.
And now I'm about to be a model. That's my goal.
I'm going to get to 170 and be a model, my words.
I swear to God, that's my goal.
The crazy thing is, bro, you're actually just not a child, bro.
When I lose weight, bro, look at this ready. Look
Look not flexed
Flexed you see it's coming in look not flexed
I should don't look like mr. Crab with no show
Now she can win though. Yeah, but actually don't watch to you because that's actually really hard to do
But you do you want read us so you low-key cheated, bro
I don't want to say why you keep knocking me down and down. Does it make you feel better? No, no, no guys
I'm on red. I don't deserve this guy. I lost all the way. No, no, I'm on drugs and fuck me. This weight loss is not real
Fuck me. No, it's definitely real bro, but but there's a thin line between like
Congratulations. No, you did it girl. You know, and like, um, hey, I had some help, bro
I had some help for sure. That's fierce, but I want to be a model
The agent challenge. I'll be like, hi, I bet you how much money they're back
I don't want a six-pack. I don't be my 70
I need to be a guy. I can't leave them for most
no no unfortunately I've seen the basement the bowling alley I'll sleep
now yeah I mean we do have a bowling alley like you can have the bowling
alley yeah yeah if you really need a place to stay when he's getting
comfortable yeah okay no worries bro you know bro
Bro, you just crashed my stream, bruh.
I didn't have.
You get out, sat down and crashed my stream.
I hate you, bruh.
How many hours, bro?
I literally did not have my first good night's rest until I moved out into the go-house.
Every night, gunshots, dogs barking, people needing fucking killed.
Fuck.
Bro, let me talk about what you said.
Someone look up the fucking murder rate in Sinclair, please.
Please, Brownlee.
Sure.
Wait, what?
I don't like that.
You just said that.
Your community's so active, you just mentioned that.
That's not me.
That's like, okay, that's like my lower body
with your upper body, aka your face.
That didn't make sense, Brownlee.
You got eyes like Mr. Krabs.
That's not even funny, because it doesn't make sense because everyone says my eyes are far apart, but these are close together.
No, but they're far apart.
You live in Candyland.
Look at this shit, Eric.
We're gonna get highlights, bro.
Give me that shirt.
I got some bullshit.
Dead the first they got ever seen a five bank shot
Yeah, come on, bro, I was lucky a demon
I'm a bank shot demon
Yeah demon fucking knows
come on bro, give me that shit, pass out, green, not the bonnet, actually back door
give me that, bang, stop bro they got to respect me bro, respect me bro, I got to
expect me, bro.
Bicks!
Finals all in full start.
Get in the lead, bro.
Bank is open!
You see that?
Yo, Chas, in my holla, in my holla team.
It's probably in there, see me.
Probably in the con, somewhere deep in there.
Nitty, that's my shot, bro.
What am I gonna say, bro?
For the lead, bitch!
No!
We won!
Oh my God, you...
For the lead, bro.
I need my bag work ASAP, bro.
What are you looking at?
Come on, come on, come on.
Why is he not here?
dog you lived in the 8th safest city in America do you understand how many
cities there are in America
yo you're top 8 game
there's a reason why it's the 8th safest now because I fucking cleaned it up
look at what it was when I was born bro that's what it was
this year was 2024 bro before you moved out
when I got older I cleaned up the fucking streets my things the 8th safest
because I made it safe bro I made it same
2024 guabo wasn't even face cam yet
Fucking made that shit safe. Yeah, you dare gotta stop doing that lark shit game
Heart bruh
I guess then we're all like we're all
dead eyes like I don't like that you didn't do shit but step back
bro i'm not like animes do that shit to me bro we should be tight we should be like this
yo silky was crying
I love this I love it bro. I love it, bro
I fucking love it, bro
Bro, you were dead ass on the side you dead ass probably would have be I would have won bro. I'm not gonna lie
They should have put you in there
We have got one before I will fry you
Wait, so say he beat you
Who the fuck is this
Yeah, Jason.
Damn.
Quabo showed up to sit on the sideline.
Shut up.
Yo, it's me.
God, fuck!
Fuck, don't play!
Don't play!
Don't blow!
Ew.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god, she feels so good in my soul, bro.
You understand, bro?
I hate losing, bro.
I'm dead ass back, dude.
I'm dead ass back, bro.
You got your host, the link clickin' tournament?
Let's get content.
I think I'll win it.
Hey, yo.
Where's my trophy?
I don't know, bro.
I don't need that plastic trophy
to signify that I won, bro.
No, you would.
Who my booby-tooth?
No, no, no!
Before you say it.
I
Yeah, yeah, I just gotta I generally I want to bulk up first before I start boxing
Oh my god, bro, I already got already got a championship today, bro
Oh
My god, this is why we fucking do this shit, bro
Let's fucking go, bro
I'm a fucking champion dog
This is why we fucking do this I told y'all bro
Deadass told y'all, bro. I told y'all I'm a witness shit
My fucking champion shadow j-sync on album we fucking did it man
That's not basketball here you go here you go
So trash bro can never say he's better than me about stats
Game 1 lost versus Silky. I have 1.2 assists. Game 2 win versus Brayden. 2 points, 2 assists, 1 turnover.
Not bad. Semis win versus 5 star. 11-7. Killed Max. Killed Max.
Give me that give me that shit diva give me that shit diva
Yeah, give me that shit diva
kill his ass
7 points 1 rebound 1 turnover abolished
60% from the 3 clamped in 2, bro
finals win versus silky 5 points 2 rebounds 1 assist
Not bad, bro. Not bad. Not bad. Honestly, bro. Not bad at all. Not bad at all
I'm not gonna change it, it's minus, it's minus.
What is this picture?
Lacey.
Holy tearless bro.
What is this poke main picture dude?
I don't think it's a minus, I think it's a star.
I think it's a star.
Fair's bro.
Bro, his whole chest has been there.
I'm not gonna make me I think a minus or a flat is good enough. There's bro first
Yeah
He's receptive to this community as in it in the market of the stream hold on I
Reveal a lot of a lot of density of contents
gains
fairs collapse
Ranged and sometimes actually be open to doing creative skits and creative ideas and that by itself even the effort
I don't think I've ever seen
XUC speak good of Lacey bird. This is genuinely the first clip. I've seen him speak good of Lacey, bro
Would be worth that letter
even if the skits were bad
Just doing them is is just all over there. Hey, it's fine
I have two ones, it's in there, chat.
Adapt.
End clicks.
Okay.
I take Adapt, currently B-.
And, uh, makes this game solid.
Fortnite Shreemurgrim, Bollishing.
C-.
For after two of them.
No explanation?
that's me bro Jason the wheel um that's Jason that's destiny holy fucking Fs in
the chat bro honestly less Fs than Lacey though bro I'll give you a Jason's
first um a minus minus what though I think a minus minus minus is bro I
I still think that the whole title A is good enough is good. Hey, but I'll take I would seem it I
once seeming to be I
Was need to be
Near the other a's as much. Hey, you know what? Hey, at least I'm in a bro. Yeah
Roll honestly, I take I'll take that bear I'll take that dude
Thank you X you see
That's a broken person is a thief of joy, bro. You gotta get you gotta get
It really bad why are you clipping this shit? Why are you taking pictures shit?
I need a bucket of ice.
The fuck is this edit bro? I'm hearing three audios.
I already fucked up the edit bro, the lead cap cut, but I'll see it through.
Damn bro, I look fake sexy in there.
So good, such a good stream bro, such a good stream.
He changed it.
Hey
Not a minus minus. Thank you, bro
Edward is hilarious
This nigga at where it's doing Snapchat videos in a what the fuck is this show this nigga
Bro, I love Edward bro
Literally no stream on him, bro
It's all bought your program
I went fucking broke fucking you talking about
TV bank done close my account three time
Right
No, fuck you and your business
Bro, W fuckin' Edward, man.
Prank call gone wrong.
Fuck, this is Pudgy?
Who's this?
This is Detective Smalls from the Miami Police Department.
Miami?
Yes.
I don't live in Miami.
Understandable, man, but you have a brother that lives in Miami.
Okay, yes.
Um, before I, yes, before I disclose any information, can you please tell me his name?
Cause I don't wanna, I wanna make sure this is the right person, ma'am.
I don't remember this.
Davis Santana?
Yes. Yes, that's it.
Um, where are you right now? Just to ask, cause I'm about to tell you some news.
That's not gonna be too pleasant.
I'm in New York.
No, I'm saying, are you sitting down right now, ma'am?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm saying no.
I don't know if your brother had an ongoing beef with anyone or if he had any gang or anything.
I don't know. I'm not the type of guy.
What? Yo!
Your brother was murdered, man.
Yo!
Tell him I'm telling you it's a prank, dude!
Tell her it's a prank bro!
How do you even tell somebody it's a prank?
Who's going to say it's a prank?
Oh my fucking god!
Holy shit bro!
Oh my fucking god.
This is the Dug Dug fucking challenge.
We going around, right?
And it seemed like these fat motherfuckers
that was ordering food
didn't give a fuck about no grandma.
I said, you're a fuck about wife.
And you're a fuck about making it to see their kids.
Why are you ordering a tuna cheese fries,
a cheeseburger, a possible cheeseburger,
large fries, and a fucking root beer float?
Bro who the fuck are these humans?
Holy
I NEGGA'S ORDER!
You need a D blow pill bro
This absolute dumb ass
Fucking idiot bro
Ahh that's gonna hit somebody in the head bro
They just bought that shit
Only done there and oh you can take the jersey off
What happened?
Gee-geez.
No, it was nice rocket, right in front of the fire.
Who said rocket was nice?
Maybe I missed the catch.
Maybe you didn't really see the rocket.
You want me to show you what rocket,
how the rocket came out?
Nah, I don't want to see it.
No, let me show you.
Come on.
Let's get on my team, dude.
Yes!
Right here.
For real?
Right here.
Damn, that's OCD.
Who said your homie, Mlaza, did that?
I promise you you didn't do that.
And it's not even about the angles and the bow.
Nick, if you want to be here or not,
there's nothing towards rocket.
It's just, if I see that,
What?
No it was nice bro.
Graph go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play.
We have go play, go play.
He was giving a good tip bro, I ain't no like.
Good tips.
I'll take the shot bro.
I will take that shot bro.
Dude, I was this close to making that game winner bro, no troll.
I can't watch that, bro. That's actually that's how she said
I can't watch that horse. Let's see that's fucked up boy.
Put you on a horse, bro.
Oh, forgot to announce. Yes, chat. I will be doing I will be reacting to this.
this yes bro on Thursday we got a big fucking HyperX sponsored stream on Thursday man.
Safe to go.
You out bro.
You out the road now bro.
Safe to go.
Be safe.
You don't have to go unless you go.
You don't have to go like I was man.
Bye NMS.
I'm a boy.
Wait why does it have to be fight?
You want to do it on your height?
You want to do it on your height.
You could say 511.
Yeah.
It's bringing that hits you baby.
He said isn't it bro, tallest fuck?
Bro come stand.
So he gets a rear stand next to me.
So you get to stay next to me to answer get some ideas
Maybe you can say father landing. You know, I'm not that so close. I'm like fine. I'm like fine now. See my toe
I'm not told
Who's the next to snap back? He's totally me. No, I don't know how to
He's big in there, you know, first sir. He is big for sure. I'm afraid. Oh, look how frail I got
Damn, we asked Chris Martin everything. I was bad. That's what I was back. I'm not a weird
I would have like
Isn't there like a position that your clavicles should be pointing out?
I don't have bad clavicles though
I don't know how I don't know what the fuck a clavicle is actually bro. Well the clavicle is is D1
That's gonna hit, ain't it?
I've got some spencer's or something
This is a clavicle bro, like bro if you're like
I'm pretty sure your clavicle is actually sold at whatever it's called. I'm pretty sure it's actually good
I have default one bro
No, I think yours is good bro. I think I got narrow ones, bro
They say no you don't as I know you don't got bad ones. I think yours is good though
Don't work out this way I don't work out this shade
Yeah, that is definitely good. Then it's definitely good. You don't work out that shit. You just got that right there
I got that well
Traps right here that right there. Whatever. Yeah, no, no, it's your shoulder
No, my chest always be good. You just want to touch them bro. Yeah, touch me touch me touch me
Oh
I do have a shoot tomorrow
For core and not early enough of the morning
All right, but we got to get that ballerina blink your stream, bro. We got to bro. Okay. I've been promising y'all gaming and
Sit down bro, but honestly, I dead-ass thought
Bro, you know, I talked shit today. I was super confident in the back of my mind. Um, I should never
bro
I thought I was gonna get out first dude
I thought I was gonna get out first
But here we go, bro, but here we go we win bro we won and this is what this is why we fucking basketball, baby
This is why we basketball
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like this I like this as he keep going top star keep going
Yeah, yeah, give me that yeah give me that five-star as you give me that
Every day the week bro, who you ready to stay from with the big Marlin, bro
molly doing a sinner then then then I guess we doing a sinner click all right
last male
bro that means I got to do this with that means I got to do the shit with
Nah, I don't know, bro. Okay, bro, hang on.
Good one, bro. Yeah, I was saying to her, bro, good shit, bro.
Good shit, dude.
Whistling.
Uh-uh.
Hey, mom.
I have five more links to me dude. I heard the boys need a logo chat the logo
This is actually fire
We will be getting that very very soon very soon, bro
Moose actual fucking trash came bro. I don't want to ever hear anything from Moose's mouth ever again, bro
Actual garbage dude
Yeah, is this edited?
Like that, bro.
You went live and said you pop niggas.
You don't pop niggas.
You went live and said you whoop niggas.
You don't whoop niggas.
You went live and said niggas know how you get down.
Nobody know how you get down.
What the fuck is you talking about?
To be fair though, Max played good.
He just well he was lazy on defense on me, bro, and I know that's the strat but pop bro
My strokes was stroking today. All right. He didn't respect the shot. So he lost
Um if he guarded up bro, he they probably would have won they probably wanted he guarded up
But you got to respect the shot man got a respect the shot that boy dip and Wayne didn't do jack shit, bro
I ain't gonna lie
All right chat, that's it for me, man. I go live mom
I probably will go live tomorrow to be honest probably do the we got a course shoot
Right in fucking early tomorrow
And then right after I promise to boot up bro because it's only one shoot. So I probably will be live tomorrow, bro
I got the blinker right here yet to be fucking used bro. Look at the backs, bro
It's still maxed out. You know what I'm saying?
She's all bro. She is maxed out. Okay
Actually, I hate it once, but you know, I love y'all bro schedule schedule. So
One last time
Yeah, I know the schedule, but I'll repeat it for those of y'all that have not been in the stream
tomorrow
core shoot in the morning and then Valorant
hide fry
Possibly if I don't go live and I will update y'all and I'm back on my snap, bro
I gotta use my snap more but um yeah and then Thursday I have a sponsored stream
Okay, hyper X. I did it. I did it last year. I've blown hair. I won't be playing but I will be reacting also
Yeah, since I've won last year, I'll be giving my roles like to watch and give out the trophy or something like that
W hyper X. Okay, and then a following stream. I know we got back-to-back sponsors
Um, but come on, bro. Bill's gonna be paid Jack. Come on, bro. Let's get the W's for the sponsors, bro
I'm very blessed to be getting sponsors
Friday gamer hood, you know, W fucking state farm probably watching the Senate and Marlin may be bullish over at the Senate time again with Marlin
Who knows bro? Who knows who knows and then 22nd start of the IRL
$1 to 10k with Yugi and Braden in Vegas
All right now y'all don't know bro
We we have to
Game bar way to ten thousand bro all the money that we use all the money that we gain
We have to use on hotels and food. So if we if we have a hundred bucks, and we're hungry and starving
We got it. We got to pay for our food with our money that we get you know what I mean
So we'll be like yo
let's double our money and get a burger and then we lose our money and then we go to sleep hungry.
But yeah, so far that's what we have and then the 26th hopefully I make it back in time Lacey
caretaker and then yeah I'm trying to set a a May back Monday it won't be on a Monday but I'm
I'm trying to set it up for the following week.
And then, yeah, yeah, so yeah, we grind in.
Also, September 12th, Ryan Garcia fight.
Gonna support Ryan Garcia, but as for September, yeah.
Yeah, and then obviously, October, working on endless boxing,
but yeah, shit's been good, shit's been flowing,
shit's been amazing.
Jermy Lynn charity match, not gonna lie.
I didn't pick that, bro.
It was a hard, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I didn't get hit personally.
So that was never a locked in, bro, to be honest.
And the fact that it was on the same date,
like I already told Ryan I was gonna go,
like it was a hard decision, but yeah.
I'll be in Vegas with Ryan,
and hopefully with all the guys.
But yeah, man, yeah, you are the poster.
Yeah, I know I was on the poster, bro,
but I never confirmed anything.
I don't know why I was on the fucking poster.
Shout out to Drami Lindo, bro.
That's my girlfriend.
He replied to me too, but he said he missed me too.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know if he actually does,
but you know, that takes me a lot, bro.
All right, chat, RaidSeaBankz.
that. Rage is birthday. Oh, it's up. Yeah, it's got to end, bro. Thank you, bro. No,
thank you, bro. It was a little, it's a little over the place. You didn't mean but
nah, bro, that was great. It was like, it's like, you've done a lot of events. I feel
like, but it's like, it's hard to like get everybody like on the same time. I'm
any streamers to go yeah one place it's hard one hour late every single
time I was out is every single time you're guaranteed to be late yeah all
right but uh but yeah yeah yeah I'm never played that well in my life
bro I was hooking I was I was I'm a backboard demon now you are you are
Bellwater to me. Oh, yeah, thank you, bro. Of course
Literally want me to do anything for November. Oh, the ladies asked
Our chat I'm pa
Rage T-Banes or
That's a design bro. Thanks are you great?
It's a design bro chill
Don't play with me like that. It is his birthday, Barry
Shit you gotta have this we gotta have this
L-Rage Rage birthday
Okay.
Everybody go to Rage's chat and type happy birthday.
Hey bro.
I love you all, good fucking dubs today.
Quarter, 20, 26, quarter four, 2026 Jason.
I'm not losing no more bro, I'm coming different.
Basketball, whatever sport it is bro.
Dub Dub I'm fucking here man fucking here
Great stream today. I love you
Love you, I'm out man.
Don't worry.
Daddy's home.
I'm out, man.
Turn me up.
I'm running out of options, they're running out of options
Put them up for adoption, saw my name on the top
This is not luck, baby, there's no fo-