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We had a core shoot."}, {"start": 207.72, "end": 210.56, "text": " You know, your boy had to pop out, look good."}, {"start": 211.52, "end": 216.04, "text": " Came out with a little, the Ralph Polo, you know."}, {"start": 216.04, "end": 219.52, "text": " Should I go two buttons up, or one button up?"}, {"start": 219.52, "end": 221.07999999999998, "text": " Or should I go slutty on him?"}, {"start": 222.0, "end": 223.52, "text": " And go no buttons."}, {"start": 227.6, "end": 229.16, "text": " Fat pimple in your chin?"}, {"start": 229.16, "end": 231.6, "text": " It's literally tiny, but okay."}, {"start": 231.6, "end": 232.44, "text": " One."}, {"start": 232.44, "end": 242.22, "text": " take everything off okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill"}, {"start": 242.22, "end": 254.32, "text": " hey well y'all see the title though chat today we are gaming we're fucking back man we are"}, {"start": 254.32, "end": 262.64, "text": " back. Back why we never left bro. Yes, yes, yes. And when I say gamey, I don't mean basketball"}, {"start": 262.64, "end": 269.84, "text": " games, okay? I mean video games, okay? I don't, I don't, I don't mean, I don't mean, I don't"}, {"start": 269.84, "end": 277.44, "text": " mean this. I mean this. All right. Y'all see what I'm holding in my hand, okay? Y'all"}, {"start": 277.44, "end": 283.24, "text": " see it, bro. This right here, if you don't know what it is, bro, never. It's a good"}, {"start": 283.24, "end": 287.92, "text": " thing that you don't know what this is okay this right here this is uh I don't"}, {"start": 287.92, "end": 291.7, "text": " even know what this is chat what is this called is this a wax is this like a wax"}, {"start": 291.7, "end": 300.64, "text": " pen or a pen this is a pen or a vape or what is this practice hit no no this is"}, {"start": 300.64, "end": 308.24, "text": " not a practice hit W710 labs yeah I was recommended to get 710 labs bro I"}, {"start": 308.24, "end": 312.72, "text": " Don't know a vibrator. No, I'm not Guapo, bro devils pen"}, {"start": 313.48, "end": 318.48, "text": " Dude the weed the weed heads in the chat know what this is. That's crazy"}, {"start": 319.12, "end": 324.84000000000003, "text": " Blow some O's. I don't think I hope this is not a vape, bro. I don't I don't want to be a vapist"}, {"start": 326.68, "end": 331.44, "text": " Okay, this right here is a weed pen. Well today we're hopping on valorant"}, {"start": 332.52, "end": 337.52, "text": " And every time I die I know since blinker, but I'm gonna be honest, bro"}, {"start": 338.24, "end": 340.24, "text": " I took one blinker"}, {"start": 341.36, "end": 346.32, "text": " Like two nights ago when silky made the weed brownies because I was ballishing off stream and"}, {"start": 347.04, "end": 351.88, "text": " I was fried out my mom. So maybe like one death equals"}, {"start": 353.44, "end": 357.98, "text": " Like a puff or some shit. I don't know. I don't know. What do we think? What do we think?"}, {"start": 359.28000000000003, "end": 361.28000000000003, "text": " Every time you guys crazy"}, {"start": 361.8, "end": 371.08000000000004, "text": " One hit and I can't enshrine until I get three wins. Yes, three wins of ranked"}, {"start": 372.00000000000006, "end": 374.00000000000006, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 374.48, "end": 376.48, "text": " Three wins three"}, {"start": 378.76000000000005, "end": 384.24, "text": " Now I can do I can you know ask for like who's in my lobby I can get anywhere in my lobby, bro"}, {"start": 384.72, "end": 387.6, "text": " Bro, I could go an e-pal get against someone on e-pal"}, {"start": 387.6, "end": 393.72, "text": " Get the homies get some valor pros. You know what I'm saying? Like we can be good. We can be good, bro"}, {"start": 394.72, "end": 400.1, "text": " Or we can get the bros like whatever gay, but I'll probably start off by myself"}, {"start": 400.86, "end": 402.86, "text": " for sure"}, {"start": 406.66, "end": 408.46000000000004, "text": " No pros"}, {"start": 408.46000000000004, "end": 415.5, "text": " Bro, come on. All right, I'm 50 games in dude. I'm gonna get a fucking pro. I'm getting a lobby full of pros"}, {"start": 415.5, "end": 420.6, "text": " Let's fucked up. Let's fucked up to not be able to use it bro, bro"}, {"start": 422.06, "end": 427.3, "text": " Come on, bro. No pros until 10 games dog. Do you know me 10 games, man?"}, {"start": 427.58, "end": 429.58, "text": " Not even a 10 hour today, bro"}, {"start": 431.06, "end": 434.38, "text": " Look at this. Anyways, bro. Let's start with our intro"}, {"start": 435.9, "end": 440.6, "text": " Macho and silky. Yo moose is a tie game. We need you to do something anything moose"}, {"start": 445.5, "end": 458.46, "text": " Go moose! Go moose! Go moose! Go! Check that butt! Hey! Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose!"}, {"start": 458.46, "end": 471.54, "text": " Moose! Moose! Moose! Wow! This is exactly what he was doing."}, {"start": 471.54, "end": 476.54, "text": " Moose! Moose!"}, {"start": 476.54, "end": 478.54, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 480.54, "end": 482.54, "text": " Duh, yeah, nah, I mean..."}, {"start": 486.54, "end": 491.54, "text": " Gently though, that's exactly what Moose did on the basketball court last night."}, {"start": 491.54, "end": 496.54, "text": " When we played Suki's team in the final, he dead-ass didn't do shit!"}, {"start": 496.54, "end": 501.54, "text": " No way, no way, you hit another one, I'll take a dick."}, {"start": 501.54, "end": 506.54, "text": " Suck that dick for me."}, {"start": 506.54, "end": 509.54, "text": " Suck my cop bro."}, {"start": 509.54, "end": 512.54, "text": " Yo, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 512.54, "end": 515.54, "text": " Hey yo!"}, {"start": 515.54, "end": 519.54, "text": " I need some head from Sauce Kill ASAP."}, {"start": 519.54, "end": 521.54, "text": " SLG, I'm live."}, {"start": 521.54, "end": 525.54, "text": " SLG, I'm not alone watching this shit back, what a bull."}, {"start": 526.3, "end": 533.8199999999999, "text": " This was a good game send me live game SOG, but I'm out on this nigga this niggas, but I'm out on this niggas"}, {"start": 533.8199999999999, "end": 537.74, "text": " I don't know why you picked this nigga. This nigga didn't do anything facts"}, {"start": 537.74, "end": 540.04, "text": " He went to set it clean game this niggas like a"}, {"start": 540.78, "end": 544.98, "text": " Detailed dream on green like the nigga was not playing on these no type of defense nigga"}, {"start": 544.98, "end": 549.0799999999999, "text": " No defense no rebounds. No points. No assists. What do you do?"}, {"start": 549.8199999999999, "end": 554.6999999999999, "text": " He would just pass in the ball and set it free. So no buckets nigga. This nigga is a boy"}, {"start": 554.7, "end": 558.34, "text": " I don't know who this white nigga is talking shit the whole game nigga. You are ass"}, {"start": 558.6600000000001, "end": 563.9000000000001, "text": " So I don't I'm alone. I feel like this is the reason y'all lost game back like this nigga is ass"}, {"start": 563.9000000000001, "end": 568.26, "text": " This nigga dirt. He was really shaking butt. He was just shaking butt"}, {"start": 569.0200000000001, "end": 571.0200000000001, "text": " cringe male"}, {"start": 571.02, "end": 573.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 581.3, "end": 588.1, "text": " Just kidding congratulations to William still surprising him because he recently reached 180 million views on YouTube and I'm"}, {"start": 588.1, "end": 590.1, "text": " I didn't get it. I get an email for"}, {"start": 591.02, "end": 597.14, "text": " Go for go for a bro. Yeah, but good good for William's brother. Never let me something like that again"}, {"start": 597.14, "end": 605.14, "text": " Air Moosh, yep Moosh just some butt bro, I'm down to click on some more, any more mail chat, wrong way too funny."}, {"start": 611.14, "end": 620.14, "text": " No one was expect bro, I don't understand bro, like this is how, look at the space, the disrespect bro."}, {"start": 620.14, "end": 627.72, "text": " Bro, how do you let me shoot this much after I shoot 60% from the three last game against"}, {"start": 627.72, "end": 628.72, "text": " Max?"}, {"start": 628.72, "end": 629.72, "text": " Bro, people disrespecting me, bro."}, {"start": 629.72, "end": 631.72, "text": " I mean, you suck?"}, {"start": 631.72, "end": 634.04, "text": " Nah, bro, nah, dawg."}, {"start": 634.04, "end": 639.64, "text": " I'm telling y'all, when I lock in and I'm not solely on the core and when all I see"}, {"start": 639.64, "end": 643.88, "text": " is the win, anything can happen, bro."}, {"start": 643.88, "end": 644.88, "text": " As in..."}, {"start": 644.88, "end": 646.88, "text": " They looking for the shoot-up!"}, {"start": 646.88, "end": 648.88, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 648.88, "end": 650.88, "text": " We won!"}, {"start": 650.88, "end": 652.88, "text": " We won!"}, {"start": 652.88, "end": 654.88, "text": " Well, we'll let me team Jason."}, {"start": 654.88, "end": 656.88, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 656.88, "end": 658.88, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 658.88, "end": 660.88, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 660.88, "end": 662.88, "text": " Drunk ref?"}, {"start": 662.88, "end": 664.88, "text": " Lazy B fry me?"}, {"start": 664.88, "end": 666.88, "text": " I mean, bro, yeah."}, {"start": 666.88, "end": 668.88, "text": " A lot of fouls weren't called."}, {"start": 668.88, "end": 670.88, "text": " I mean, look, bro, that's not..."}, {"start": 670.88, "end": 672.88, "text": " There's no ball!"}, {"start": 672.88, "end": 674.88, "text": " But it doesn't matter, bro."}, {"start": 674.88, "end": 679.52, "text": " I mean it was expected like I don't even care like I said okay yo foul not a foul"}, {"start": 679.52, "end": 682.4399999999999, "text": " Okay, let's check out. I'm not gonna sit there and cry like silky"}, {"start": 683.48, "end": 689.9, "text": " Look at the vert on that jumper dog. I don't think I've ever what the fuck I jumped this high when I sue"}, {"start": 690.32, "end": 692.32, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 693.4399999999999, "end": 695.4399999999999, "text": " That's clean block bro"}, {"start": 698.48, "end": 701.0, "text": " Bro must have been mad stressful for him to"}, {"start": 701.0, "end": 715.48, "text": " um ref though and be honest everybody yelling at you and shit"}, {"start": 715.48, "end": 722.68, "text": " I got the rebound up yo I got the rebound go"}, {"start": 722.6800000000001, "end": 729.8000000000001, "text": " Dude you came it bro. I got the rebound. This is a crazy miss"}, {"start": 730.5200000000001, "end": 735.4200000000001, "text": " Bro, it's cuz my guide hand my fucking guide man. Look at my guy hand"}, {"start": 736.6400000000001, "end": 740.2800000000001, "text": " Look at my guy hand dude. That's your trash"}, {"start": 744.6800000000001, "end": 746.6800000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 748.48, "end": 750.48, "text": " No"}, {"start": 750.48, "end": 757.6, "text": " This is not relevant mail to me WKC 1.1 though. This is a sick humbrough"}, {"start": 757.6, "end": 780.0, "text": " Where did he actually spot it?"}, {"start": 780.0, "end": 782.76, "text": " I turn my back and it is not safe."}, {"start": 791.08, "end": 792.0, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 792.0, "end": 792.84, "text": " Male?"}, {"start": 794.52, "end": 798.16, "text": " Anyway, I knew the fucking stream was gonna be funny"}, {"start": 798.16, "end": 800.2, "text": " because T-Bags is hilarious to me."}, {"start": 800.2, "end": 803.76, "text": " Pudgy funny, I'm funny, and Jason just fucking hates me."}, {"start": 807.6, "end": 809.28, "text": " But one of the things, right,"}, {"start": 809.28, "end": 812.36, "text": " When we got done with the 20 piece chicken."}, {"start": 812.36, "end": 814.4399999999999, "text": " What does that mean though?"}, {"start": 814.4399999999999, "end": 815.6, "text": " I'm like, I'm done."}, {"start": 816.64, "end": 818.4, "text": " We was going to quit when we got"}, {"start": 818.4, "end": 820.72, "text": " to the 12th fucking restaurant."}, {"start": 820.72, "end": 821.56, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 821.56, "end": 822.9599999999999, "text": " At the 12th restaurant, I said,"}, {"start": 822.9599999999999, "end": 824.28, "text": " bro, I'm done."}, {"start": 824.28, "end": 825.72, "text": " And this nigga Jason was like,"}, {"start": 825.72, "end": 827.24, "text": " no, but we gotta keep doing it."}, {"start": 827.24, "end": 828.4399999999999, "text": " We gotta keep going."}, {"start": 828.4399999999999, "end": 831.16, "text": " This nigga was determined to beat that bitch."}, {"start": 831.16, "end": 832.92, "text": " And that shit taught me a lot."}, {"start": 832.92, "end": 834.8399999999999, "text": " Like this nigga is-"}, {"start": 834.8399999999999, "end": 836.6, "text": " Bro, Dub actually gets beat at home."}, {"start": 836.6, "end": 838.04, "text": " Or like you look at the black eye"}, {"start": 838.04, "end": 839.56, "text": " he has under his left eye."}, {"start": 839.56, "end": 841.4399999999999, "text": " Like this is scary, man."}, {"start": 841.4399999999999, "end": 843.12, "text": " And he's so public about it like bro,"}, {"start": 843.12, "end": 844.68, "text": " do I need to send him help?"}, {"start": 846.0799999999999, "end": 848.16, "text": " A fucking winner, bro."}, {"start": 848.16, "end": 850.92, "text": " I know if it was just me, T-Banks and Pudgy,"}, {"start": 850.92, "end": 853.3199999999999, "text": " we would have stopped at the fourth restaurant."}, {"start": 853.3199999999999, "end": 854.54, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 854.54, "end": 856.12, "text": " Stop fake laughing, bro."}, {"start": 856.12, "end": 858.4, "text": " Can y'all stop saying that I was fake laughing?"}, {"start": 858.4, "end": 860.64, "text": " And can the TikTok stop saying I was fake laughing too,"}, {"start": 860.64, "end": 861.48, "text": " bro?"}, {"start": 861.48, "end": 862.5999999999999, "text": " Like I was not fake laughing."}, {"start": 862.5999999999999, "end": 864.8399999999999, "text": " I was literally in tears laughing."}, {"start": 865.8000000000001, "end": 867.8000000000001, "text": " I was not fake laughing!"}, {"start": 884.44, "end": 886.44, "text": " What is this fucking video, bro?"}, {"start": 888.36, "end": 890.36, "text": " What is it? What is it?"}, {"start": 894.84, "end": 909.12, "text": " so yesterday right I 14 minute brother keep that in the calm bro Wilbur what"}, {"start": 909.12, "end": 920.0400000000001, "text": " the fuck picture are you using the fuck is this edited photo bro this is"}, {"start": 920.04, "end": 925.7199999999999, "text": " obviously edited okay never had this much acne my buzzcut was not this bad I"}, {"start": 925.7199999999999, "end": 930.7199999999999, "text": " did not have they put a chop filter on me"}, {"start": 930.72, "end": 960.02, "text": " 5 seconds on the clock after yesterday's performance you're down by two who you picking up Jason"}, {"start": 960.02, "end": 965.02, "text": " I'm going with Jason Lee, Jason, Max, Silky, or Marlon."}, {"start": 965.02, "end": 967.02, "text": " Me personally, I'm going with Jason Lee."}, {"start": 967.02, "end": 969.02, "text": " Jason."}, {"start": 979.02, "end": 982.02, "text": " Whatever, Brown. Whatever, Brown."}, {"start": 982.02, "end": 986.02, "text": " I'll just keep, I'll keep proving to y'all that quarter four,"}, {"start": 986.02, "end": 999.14, "text": " Number four, Jason the Wien is not losing anything, anything on stream of yet to lose."}, {"start": 999.14, "end": 1006.9, "text": " Quarter three ways a quarter three right now, August is quarter three second half of the"}, {"start": 1006.9, "end": 1009.9, "text": " year Jason and we"}, {"start": 1024.34, "end": 1030.66, "text": " yeah fucking bum bro this was so he was doing after shrink to he started"}, {"start": 1030.66, "end": 1036.54, "text": " bottom reviewing everything bro this is a bot bro he was just watching me"}, {"start": 1036.54, "end": 1038.78, "text": " give him a belt of ass."}, {"start": 1038.78, "end": 1040.78, "text": " Fuckin' bot, dude."}, {"start": 1040.78, "end": 1043.78, "text": " He funny, cause he begs us a lyric."}, {"start": 1043.78, "end": 1046.54, "text": " See this?"}, {"start": 1046.54, "end": 1049.22, "text": " Good photos, moves, being a bot."}, {"start": 1049.22, "end": 1052.22, "text": " Core videos soon, holy spoiler."}, {"start": 1052.22, "end": 1055.62, "text": " Ah, I don't think this really matters."}, {"start": 1055.62, "end": 1061.6599999999999, "text": " Um, yeah bro, we got a back to school video coming on the way, y'all."}, {"start": 1061.6599999999999, "end": 1062.6599999999999, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 1062.6599999999999, "end": 1063.6599999999999, "text": " Yes, bruh."}, {"start": 1063.6599999999999, "end": 1064.6599999999999, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 1064.6599999999999, "end": 1065.6599999999999, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 1065.66, "end": 1076.78, "text": " is going back to school this month who me me me me me bro that's crazy dude I"}, {"start": 1076.78, "end": 1081.02, "text": " remember I remember waking up and being like fuck tomorrow's the first day of"}, {"start": 1081.02, "end": 1086.74, "text": " school August 21st for me me me out from all into any any Texas heads in the"}, {"start": 1086.74, "end": 1092.5, "text": " chat it me is September bro August 21st dog that's the worst feeling in the"}, {"start": 1092.5, "end": 1094.5, "text": " fucking world"}, {"start": 1094.54, "end": 1097.06, "text": " 24th for me August you dork"}, {"start": 1097.7, "end": 1104.34, "text": " City 30 doing back to school RP. I mean bro. I got just right behind this fucking camera dog"}, {"start": 1107.42, "end": 1110.9, "text": " My shit already started I'm tell y'all right now, bro. Y'all better study up"}, {"start": 1110.9, "end": 1116.94, "text": " Otherwise y'all are gonna be flipping burgers and fries and bagging fries. So stay locked in in school. Okay"}, {"start": 1117.18, "end": 1120.7, "text": " Be good at school y'all class of 2023"}, {"start": 1122.5, "end": 1124.5, "text": " I want to be you"}, {"start": 1125.78, "end": 1129.94, "text": " Bro, I want to be you five-star Roman 24"}, {"start": 1130.98, "end": 1139.02, "text": " Keep fucking dreaming buddy. It's never happening. I heard you make YBG five figures. I want how much Guapo pays toast"}, {"start": 1144.14, "end": 1147.06, "text": " Did Jason even bro, I did as don't know what I should win"}, {"start": 1147.06, "end": 1153.54, "text": " I did I think moves just robbed my shit. I mean, I don't really care because it's like a plastic dick's trophy"}, {"start": 1153.54, "end": 1156.34, "text": " But like Moose you suck that bad"}, {"start": 1156.98, "end": 1162.1399999999999, "text": " To just fucking take it and bring it home to your girlfriend and dolly bow"}, {"start": 1162.5, "end": 1167.94, "text": " Like is he really dead? Is he really that petty for like no cameras just like secretly takes it"}, {"start": 1168.22, "end": 1172.76, "text": " He he genuinely secretly just snuck the trophy home"}, {"start": 1173.74, "end": 1175.74, "text": " like"}, {"start": 1177.06, "end": 1179.86, "text": " How petty can you be as a 40 year old man?"}, {"start": 1182.06, "end": 1182.96, "text": " Swash in the water back."}, {"start": 1182.96, "end": 1183.86, "text": " This is the most supportive."}, {"start": 1183.86, "end": 1186.76, "text": " I've seen chat sharing him on dude."}, {"start": 1187.26, "end": 1188.26, "text": " Dude, thank y'all chat."}, {"start": 1188.26, "end": 1189.36, "text": " I needed this, bro."}, {"start": 1189.36, "end": 1190.26, "text": " I felt it."}, {"start": 1190.46, "end": 1193.76, "text": " I felt that energy and I didn't look at my chat."}, {"start": 1197.96, "end": 1198.96, "text": " Thank y'all, man."}, {"start": 1202.46, "end": 1204.96, "text": " They like the same dude in different fonts."}, {"start": 1204.96, "end": 1209.82, "text": " Yeah, I don't see it, bro. This might be racially motivated"}, {"start": 1214.8600000000001, "end": 1219.96, "text": " WR needed this. This is fire Jsinko me over"}, {"start": 1222.64, "end": 1226.1200000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, Kaijuri basketball"}, {"start": 1226.1200000000001, "end": 1228.1200000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1231.92, "end": 1235.88, "text": " You make this a set how you pick a sex song still"}, {"start": 1245.2800000000002, "end": 1247.2800000000002, "text": " Well, man, you better step up"}, {"start": 1248.16, "end": 1250.16, "text": " You better fuck you step up, bro"}, {"start": 1256.1200000000001, "end": 1258.1200000000001, "text": " Karma God his ass"}, {"start": 1264.16, "end": 1271.68, "text": " Dude Sonsie was so skinny right if I was bad laser had no air"}, {"start": 1281.0800000000002, "end": 1283.3600000000001, "text": " I do not give him a eating disorder stop"}, {"start": 1286.1200000000001, "end": 1288.1200000000001, "text": " Group mail."}, {"start": 1293.1200000000001, "end": 1294.1200000000001, "text": " Bye, good bye."}, {"start": 1294.1200000000001, "end": 1295.1200000000001, "text": " Above average."}, {"start": 1297.1200000000001, "end": 1301.1200000000001, "text": " Welcome to Above Average, where above average creators come together to do above average things."}, {"start": 1301.1200000000001, "end": 1307.1200000000001, "text": " I'm Justin Haun, also known as Justin Haun. Yo, what's up everyone? I'm Dylan Escherette. You can call me Kevin."}, {"start": 1307.1200000000001, "end": 1309.1200000000001, "text": " Everyone, my name is Eddeline. You can call me Adele."}, {"start": 1309.1200000000001, "end": 1310.1200000000001, "text": " Hi, I'm Daisy."}, {"start": 1310.1200000000001, "end": 1313.1200000000001, "text": " Hey, what's up everyone? I'm Tenz and or Tyson."}, {"start": 1313.1200000000001, "end": 1316.5600000000002, "text": " I would have never thought Tanz would join a content board, bro"}, {"start": 1316.5600000000002, "end": 1323.1200000000001, "text": " But either or some my friends and I are starting a content group called above average or a a for short"}, {"start": 1323.1200000000001, "end": 1326.68, "text": " I make like fun and challenge me. Oops. Hey, thank you, bro"}, {"start": 1326.68, "end": 1330.0000000000002, "text": " I'm dancing because I used to be a kpop idol"}, {"start": 1330.0000000000002, "end": 1333.72, "text": " But now I'm sharing industry secrets on my tiktok"}, {"start": 1334.5200000000002, "end": 1341.8400000000001, "text": " Pop idol there. I'm an extra professional gamer for both Counter-Strike and Valorance content critters. That's why I'm above average"}, {"start": 1343.1200000000001, "end": 1348.48, "text": " in many things for one I'm above average in size I'm talking about my height by"}, {"start": 1348.48, "end": 1352.64, "text": " the way unfortunately that is not above average I'm also pretty athletic"}, {"start": 1352.64, "end": 1355.72, "text": " editor play some clips"}, {"start": 1356.5600000000002, "end": 1361.96, "text": " why are y'all hating bro that ass bro y'all hating on peak y'all hating on"}, {"start": 1361.96, "end": 1366.7600000000002, "text": " above average let people live let people have fun let people make money doing"}, {"start": 1366.76, "end": 1372.76, "text": " for their job bro you know what I'm saying Jack come on bro come on bro"}, {"start": 1372.76, "end": 1378.6, "text": " about it um I'm pretty average in everything else I don't know why they picked me for this group"}, {"start": 1378.6, "end": 1382.68, "text": " I was a professional in part player 41 but right now I'm a content character 41"}, {"start": 1382.68, "end": 1387.64, "text": " so I'm a streamer from Indonesia and I create some YouTube videos too sometimes"}, {"start": 1387.64, "end": 1391.64, "text": " please look forward to everything that we're going to be doing here on above average"}, {"start": 1391.64, "end": 1394.52, "text": " let the world know and make sure you subscribe"}, {"start": 1394.52, "end": 1396.84, "text": " Hope you guys like my videos. Please, check it out."}, {"start": 1397.34, "end": 1402.24, "text": " At least look forward to our first video. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel too. Bye!"}, {"start": 1402.72, "end": 1403.72, "text": " Hey, bro."}, {"start": 1404.22, "end": 1407.02, "text": " Hey, you know what? Not even mad at this at all, bro!"}, {"start": 1407.62, "end": 1411.42, "text": " Yeah, everything I love this season will fail. Bro!"}, {"start": 1411.62, "end": 1413.02, "text": " Follows me!"}, {"start": 1413.22, "end": 1414.52, "text": " Doug!"}, {"start": 1414.72, "end": 1416.72, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 1417.52, "end": 1419.22, "text": " Stable, stable calm, bro."}, {"start": 1420.22, "end": 1421.72, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1422.42, "end": 1423.72, "text": " Y'all are weird, Doug."}, {"start": 1423.72, "end": 1430.06, "text": " Listen bro, let them live man. Let people live, let above average live, bro. At the end of the day, bro."}, {"start": 1430.06, "end": 1435.42, "text": " Everybody just wants to be in a concert group and making two videos and have fun with their fans, bro."}, {"start": 1435.42, "end": 1439.52, "text": " This is what concert groups is about, man. Okay? Okay?"}, {"start": 1439.52, "end": 1444.02, "text": " We taking a peek over them? Y'all are deadass weird, bro. Weird as fuck."}, {"start": 1444.02, "end": 1455.4, "text": " Let me know if y'all want us to squat open valve bro, maybe maybe I'll get it above average"}, {"start": 1455.4, "end": 1458.24, "text": " collab today."}, {"start": 1458.24, "end": 1462.6399999999999, "text": " Let me know if y'all want that man."}, {"start": 1462.6399999999999, "end": 1471.08, "text": " Bro, I saw a Tiktok on raw.moon and there's the grandma in the store dog."}, {"start": 1471.08, "end": 1478.6399999999999, "text": " I woke up and it's the first thing I see. I got two scrolls in. It was a sad edit. Oh my god, genuinely"}, {"start": 1479.24, "end": 1481.24, "text": " genuinely, bro, I"}, {"start": 1481.32, "end": 1485.72, "text": " cried I actually shed tears it was actually so"}, {"start": 1486.6399999999999, "end": 1488.1399999999999, "text": " It was so sweet, man"}, {"start": 1488.1399999999999, "end": 1490.34, "text": " I ain't like it was sweet as fuck bro"}, {"start": 1490.34, "end": 1494.76, "text": " And it's might be the the only good thing raw dog moon has done in his entire life"}, {"start": 1494.76, "end": 1498.6399999999999, "text": " I'm just kidding, but seriously though shout out to the rod of moon for doing this nice thing"}, {"start": 1498.64, "end": 1501.48, "text": " I didn't see the fool like"}, {"start": 1504.76, "end": 1506.76, "text": " Yes, of course, which one? Oh"}, {"start": 1508.68, "end": 1510.68, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 1510.88, "end": 1513.76, "text": " That one that is my favorite. I"}, {"start": 1514.48, "end": 1518.92, "text": " You want to back up a more I used to get that all the time as a kid my mom would get it for me"}, {"start": 1518.92, "end": 1524.1000000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh. I didn't even know they still have these you want to slice or a full one, man"}, {"start": 1524.1000000000001, "end": 1532.3200000000002, "text": " It's nice? Okay. You want two or just one? Okay. Here you go. This is actually really nice of course."}, {"start": 1532.3200000000002, "end": 1536.7800000000002, "text": " God bless you. You have a good one. Okay. Do you need help with anything or else?"}, {"start": 1536.7800000000002, "end": 1539.3400000000001, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 1539.9800000000002, "end": 1547.1000000000001, "text": " Chicken? Like a Roasted Sweet Chicken? Let's go. I can help you. Are you okay?"}, {"start": 1547.1000000000001, "end": 1549.1000000000001, "text": " What, your arm?"}, {"start": 1551.1000000000001, "end": 1553.1000000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 1554.1000000000001, "end": 1557.1000000000001, "text": " My mom has a little arthritis too, I know how it is."}, {"start": 1559.1000000000001, "end": 1561.1000000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1563.1000000000001, "end": 1565.1000000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm gonna help you, okay?"}, {"start": 1565.1000000000001, "end": 1567.1000000000001, "text": " I think, you know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 1567.1000000000001, "end": 1569.1000000000001, "text": " Hurry up and rip the cart."}, {"start": 1569.1000000000001, "end": 1572.1000000000001, "text": " Come on, man. Have some empathy, doc."}, {"start": 1572.1000000000001, "end": 1575.1000000000001, "text": " I've been, I've lived here for almost two months."}, {"start": 1575.1000000000001, "end": 1579.2600000000002, "text": " This is my first time in this store and I think God sent me in this store to help you"}, {"start": 1581.7400000000002, "end": 1583.7400000000002, "text": " No, it's okay, come here. Can I give you a hug?"}, {"start": 1586.5000000000002, "end": 1588.5000000000002, "text": " Okay, of course"}, {"start": 1589.3000000000002, "end": 1593.18, "text": " It's okay. I'm gonna be here to help you. How about I push this you don't have to worry about pushing you just walk"}, {"start": 1596.18, "end": 1599.22, "text": " Okay, okay, it's okay. I'm gonna be here with you"}, {"start": 1599.22, "end": 1605.22, "text": " You're the last one in your generation still alive?"}, {"start": 1605.22, "end": 1606.22, "text": " Well guess what?"}, {"start": 1606.22, "end": 1607.22, "text": " You got me, even though we're not blood?"}, {"start": 1607.22, "end": 1612.22, "text": " That's probably one of the saddest things that's probably one of the saddest things"}, {"start": 1612.22, "end": 1613.22, "text": " ever."}, {"start": 1613.22, "end": 1625.22, "text": " Like being the one last person alive in your whole family, that's low key my worst nightmare."}, {"start": 1625.22, "end": 1628.22, "text": " Now you got another friend, yeah?"}, {"start": 1628.22, "end": 1631.22, "text": " That one? I got it. I'm gonna get a flu, okay?"}, {"start": 1634.22, "end": 1636.22, "text": " Huh? I'm an only child?"}, {"start": 1636.22, "end": 1639.22, "text": " Not that ass though, bro. You know, I gotta hurry up and take some kids or some shit."}, {"start": 1639.22, "end": 1641.22, "text": " This could literally be..."}, {"start": 1641.22, "end": 1642.22, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 1643.22, "end": 1646.22, "text": " No, you're not paying me nothing. Absolutely nothing."}, {"start": 1647.22, "end": 1650.22, "text": " I'm very happy that I'm here to help you."}, {"start": 1653.22, "end": 1654.22, "text": " Your knee's locking up?"}, {"start": 1658.22, "end": 1660.22, "text": " I don't know what I'm trying to do."}, {"start": 1663.22, "end": 1665.22, "text": " Can you show me some hold on to me?"}, {"start": 1665.22, "end": 1666.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1666.22, "end": 1667.22, "text": " It's okay, we're almost there."}, {"start": 1667.22, "end": 1668.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1674.22, "end": 1677.22, "text": " If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him."}, {"start": 1677.22, "end": 1679.22, "text": " I got you, alright?"}, {"start": 1684.22, "end": 1686.22, "text": " If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him."}, {"start": 1688.22, "end": 1690.22, "text": " I got you, all right"}, {"start": 1691.02, "end": 1693.22, "text": " Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about."}, {"start": 1694.22, "end": 1702.22, "text": " My grandfather passed away two years ago and I don't know. I was raised out of a really big heart."}, {"start": 1702.22, "end": 1706.22, "text": " I love taking care of like, I love just taking care of people, you know?"}, {"start": 1706.22, "end": 1711.22, "text": " So that's why I'm genuinely happy to help you. This is awesome. I'm glad I can help you too."}, {"start": 1711.22, "end": 1715.22, "text": " I think you're very amazing and we're gonna get through this together, okay?"}, {"start": 1715.22, "end": 1716.22, "text": " That's a nice thing, bro."}, {"start": 1716.22, "end": 1718.22, "text": " 20 seconds ago"}, {"start": 1718.46, "end": 1720.46, "text": " Yeah, let's get her a"}, {"start": 1720.54, "end": 1724.68, "text": " She only bought one slice that let's get her an entire full one. There's one left"}, {"start": 1724.68, "end": 1729.08, "text": " There's one is a great need right now. You just got to change her name bro"}, {"start": 1729.08, "end": 1734.7, "text": " So we could take you seriously. Yeah, that's that Jason the weed. Let's get her some flowers. Yeah"}, {"start": 1736.8600000000001, "end": 1738.8600000000001, "text": " Let's get her some flowers"}, {"start": 1738.8600000000001, "end": 1740.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, right here."}, {"start": 1740.8600000000001, "end": 1742.8600000000001, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 1742.8600000000001, "end": 1744.8600000000001, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 1744.8600000000001, "end": 1746.8600000000001, "text": " It's for my mom."}, {"start": 1746.8600000000001, "end": 1748.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm a"}, {"start": 1748.8600000000001, "end": 1750.8600000000001, "text": " surpiser."}, {"start": 1750.8600000000001, "end": 1752.8600000000001, "text": " It's funny, I can't believe it."}, {"start": 1752.8600000000001, "end": 1754.8600000000001, "text": " I'm gonna later have a slice of that, too."}, {"start": 1754.8600000000001, "end": 1756.8600000000001, "text": " I'm gonna bring back memories."}, {"start": 1756.8600000000001, "end": 1758.8600000000001, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 1758.8600000000001, "end": 1760.8600000000001, "text": " Um,"}, {"start": 1760.8600000000001, "end": 1762.8600000000001, "text": " no, thanks."}, {"start": 1762.8600000000001, "end": 1764.8600000000001, "text": " I'll hold this a little bit."}, {"start": 1768.8600000000001, "end": 1780.7600000000002, "text": " approve there we go yeah we go hey boss let's get it WRDM bro I gotta call him"}, {"start": 1780.7600000000002, "end": 1785.3600000000001, "text": " RDM bro I'm not doing that bro I'm not calling him raw dog move or do I call"}, {"start": 1785.3600000000001, "end": 1790.0400000000002, "text": " him raw dog like do we say bro I'm gonna call him RDM"}, {"start": 1790.04, "end": 1791.04, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1791.04, "end": 1792.04, "text": " I'm just going to tell you."}, {"start": 1792.04, "end": 1793.04, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 1793.04, "end": 1794.04, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 1794.04, "end": 1795.04, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 1795.04, "end": 1796.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1796.04, "end": 1799.76, "text": " Yeah, we're going to call him, call him Connor, but that's not like good."}, {"start": 1799.76, "end": 1800.76, "text": " His username."}, {"start": 1800.76, "end": 1807.08, "text": " Like me personally, like when I turned 25, bro, like LSK yesterday LSK was like, oh,"}, {"start": 1807.08, "end": 1809.6399999999999, "text": " my name stands for light skin Kakarot."}, {"start": 1809.6399999999999, "end": 1812.6, "text": " Like I guess I'm going to call you light skin Kakarot LSK."}, {"start": 1812.6, "end": 1814.24, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1814.24, "end": 1817.72, "text": " So when I turn 25, bro, I don't want to be 25 name Jason and we, I'm going"}, {"start": 1817.72, "end": 1819.72, "text": " with JT Deming."}, {"start": 1819.72, "end": 1823.72, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 1826.72, "end": 1827.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1827.72, "end": 1828.72, "text": " It's okay, it's okay."}, {"start": 1828.72, "end": 1829.72, "text": " I have nothing to do."}, {"start": 1829.72, "end": 1830.72, "text": " I already worked today."}, {"start": 1830.72, "end": 1831.72, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 1831.72, "end": 1833.72, "text": " I'm here just enjoying the rest of the night."}, {"start": 1833.72, "end": 1834.72, "text": " I'm glad I could help you."}, {"start": 1834.72, "end": 1836.72, "text": " Take all the time you need."}, {"start": 1836.72, "end": 1861.3600000000001, "text": " I don't really have a lot of friends either so looks like we both"}, {"start": 1861.3600000000001, "end": 1874.8400000000001, "text": " I'm sorry oh she needs it oh shit okay I'm sorry I'm sorry"}, {"start": 1874.8400000000001, "end": 1885.72, "text": " I have no time with this that's actually okay you got me let's pop the trunk I'll put them"}, {"start": 1885.72, "end": 1887.72, "text": " Also, I'm gonna give you these flowers."}, {"start": 1887.72, "end": 1889.72, "text": " These are for you."}, {"start": 1889.72, "end": 1891.72, "text": " These are for you."}, {"start": 1891.72, "end": 1893.72, "text": " I was kidding. My mom lives too far."}, {"start": 1893.72, "end": 1895.72, "text": " I already saw her two days ago."}, {"start": 1895.72, "end": 1897.72, "text": " These are for you."}, {"start": 1897.72, "end": 1899.72, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 1899.72, "end": 1901.72, "text": " Those are for you. Get home safe, okay?"}, {"start": 1901.72, "end": 1903.72, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 1903.72, "end": 1905.72, "text": " If you want, I live"}, {"start": 1905.72, "end": 1907.72, "text": " two minutes away. I can go"}, {"start": 1907.72, "end": 1909.72, "text": " get my car, meet you at your house"}, {"start": 1909.72, "end": 1911.72, "text": " and I can help you bring the groceries in."}, {"start": 1911.72, "end": 1913.72, "text": " But just wait for me. I'm gonna come"}, {"start": 1913.72, "end": 1915.72, "text": " I'll follow you home, okay?"}, {"start": 1915.72, "end": 1916.72, "text": " W-I-D-M, bro!"}, {"start": 1916.72, "end": 1917.72, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1917.72, "end": 1918.72, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 1918.72, "end": 1919.72, "text": " God bless you."}, {"start": 1919.72, "end": 1920.72, "text": " Have a good one, okay?"}, {"start": 1920.72, "end": 1923.72, "text": " You call me if you need anything."}, {"start": 1923.72, "end": 1924.72, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 1924.72, "end": 1931.72, "text": " She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it."}, {"start": 1931.72, "end": 1933.72, "text": " She told me."}, {"start": 1933.72, "end": 1949.72, "text": " She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it, she told me."}, {"start": 1949.72, "end": 1951.72, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 1951.72, "end": 1953.72, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 1953.72, "end": 1955.72, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 1955.72, "end": 1957.72, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 1957.72, "end": 1979.72, "text": " She told me no one's ever got her flowers before."}, {"start": 1979.72, "end": 1981.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1989.72, "end": 1991.72, "text": " Damn bro"}, {"start": 1995.16, "end": 2001.76, "text": " WRDM, bro, I'm not lying. I just put out I get asked ride watching this shit in my bed when I woke up this morning"}, {"start": 2002.44, "end": 2004.8, "text": " It was just so sad, but it kind of reminds me of my like"}, {"start": 2004.8, "end": 2013.6, "text": " I just see like people to grow old and like not be able to work on their own and do things"}, {"start": 2013.6, "end": 2014.6, "text": " on their own."}, {"start": 2014.6, "end": 2017.0, "text": " Why y'all saying cap, bro?"}, {"start": 2017.0, "end": 2020.28, "text": " I gotta tell me."}, {"start": 2020.28, "end": 2025.36, "text": " I dedicate it because I think of my parents because my parents had me when they're old"}, {"start": 2025.36, "end": 2027.32, "text": " and now they're old as shit."}, {"start": 2027.32, "end": 2040.1599999999999, "text": " My dad got arthritis, my mom, my dad got high blood pressure, and he got, and he like,"}, {"start": 2040.1599999999999, "end": 2045.32, "text": " when I went home, I seen him using like this device to check his blood, bro."}, {"start": 2045.32, "end": 2047.6399999999999, "text": " It's like, it like pinches your blood real quick."}, {"start": 2047.6399999999999, "end": 2051.44, "text": " And like, I think, I think that's diabetes, no, or something."}, {"start": 2051.44, "end": 2054.44, "text": " But he doesn't, he doesn't tell me what he has on the eyes."}, {"start": 2054.44, "end": 2055.44, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 2055.44, "end": 2056.44, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 2056.44, "end": 2067.54, "text": " bro so just a sad to see to be honest it's sad to think about bro comments are"}, {"start": 2067.54, "end": 2085.76, "text": " shameless show what the fuck one day we are all going to be old dear NMS I'm"}, {"start": 2085.76, "end": 2090.5800000000004, "text": " I'm glad to be spending my youth watching Jason Lee while bed rotting with all of you."}, {"start": 2090.5800000000004, "end": 2094.36, "text": " I know one day, I know we will prevail."}, {"start": 2102.86, "end": 2104.3, "text": " Hey, the Nightwing, bro."}, {"start": 2105.1800000000003, "end": 2106.46, "text": " I love you, hey."}, {"start": 2109.36, "end": 2110.6600000000003, "text": " Keep going, dude."}, {"start": 2110.6600000000003, "end": 2112.0600000000004, "text": " Keep fucking going, man."}, {"start": 2112.06, "end": 2125.2599999999998, "text": " Wasting your youth watching Jason. Get in the locker, bro. Get a fucking life."}, {"start": 2125.26, "end": 2141.82, "text": " before and after bro i see this just one"}, {"start": 2141.82, "end": 2152.0600000000004, "text": " fucking bum yeah switch to the end screen take that jersey out too"}, {"start": 2155.26, "end": 2169.1800000000003, "text": " WRDM oh my god, bro, what is this bro, bro lead it lead it"}, {"start": 2176.5400000000004, "end": 2178.5400000000004, "text": " Oh, you're lucky, bro"}, {"start": 2185.26, "end": 2191.76, "text": " bro why"}, {"start": 2191.76, "end": 2195.1600000000003, "text": " I've been looking for this show"}, {"start": 2195.1600000000003, "end": 2197.1600000000003, "text": " Cynus, Cynus, Cynus"}, {"start": 2197.1600000000003, "end": 2200.1600000000003, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 2200.1600000000003, "end": 2203.1600000000003, "text": " What's that? What's that?"}, {"start": 2203.1600000000003, "end": 2205.1600000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2205.1600000000003, "end": 2207.1600000000003, "text": " RUNNING! RUNNING!"}, {"start": 2207.1600000000003, "end": 2209.1600000000003, "text": " RUNNING!"}, {"start": 2209.16, "end": 2211.16, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2211.16, "end": 2213.16, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2213.16, "end": 2215.16, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 2215.16, "end": 2217.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2217.16, "end": 2219.16, "text": " Yuki, you can't do that, bro."}, {"start": 2219.16, "end": 2221.16, "text": " Where did he go? He actually disappeared"}, {"start": 2221.16, "end": 2223.16, "text": " from Rumi immediately, bro."}, {"start": 2225.16, "end": 2227.16, "text": " Nah, bro. That's crazy."}, {"start": 2227.16, "end": 2229.16, "text": " That was two years ago, bro."}, {"start": 2229.16, "end": 2231.16, "text": " Bro, don't..."}, {"start": 2231.16, "end": 2233.16, "text": " Let's not talk about 2024,"}, {"start": 2233.16, "end": 2235.16, "text": " Yuki, bro. This dude."}, {"start": 2235.16, "end": 2237.16, "text": " They twerking on you."}, {"start": 2237.16, "end": 2239.56, "text": " Wow, man. Wow, bro"}, {"start": 2241.56, "end": 2247.2, "text": " Ironic okay listen, but we all got a pass from but we shouldn't we should have judged"}, {"start": 2247.92, "end": 2253.68, "text": " Anyone by their past judge me by my now my present and not my my past"}, {"start": 2256.56, "end": 2263.24, "text": " But my past wasn't even that bad bro, you acting like I was getting my dick wet by every drill that I talked to"}, {"start": 2267.16, "end": 2275.94, "text": " What do you mean well, bro the fuck"}, {"start": 2279.7999999999997, "end": 2285.16, "text": " Hey, bro, don't I dead-ass can't bro"}, {"start": 2288.3599999999997, "end": 2290.3599999999997, "text": " This was hilarious"}, {"start": 2290.36, "end": 2301.76, "text": " What is the segment bro go back in the past and fucking be date room segment?"}, {"start": 2301.76, "end": 2302.76, "text": " What is this bro?"}, {"start": 2302.76, "end": 2316.4, "text": " Bro I want to go back into memory lane but that with me though, that with me though, that"}, {"start": 2316.4, "end": 2317.4, "text": " with me though."}, {"start": 2317.4, "end": 2320.32, "text": " I want to do a segment where I go back into memory lane but well maybe we can do"}, {"start": 2320.32, "end": 2323.92, "text": " the core guys of some shit or like bro like it don't even got to be about"}, {"start": 2323.92, "end": 2329.0800000000004, "text": " relationship either like you know people react to the oh the fades moments"}, {"start": 2329.0800000000004, "end": 2342.36, "text": " way back when you know brawl on days you know or or bro clips of Dallas B&B"}, {"start": 2342.36, "end": 2349.36, "text": " days bro like that's just low-key fires"}, {"start": 2361.76, "end": 2364.4, "text": " brother what is it yeah what is this"}, {"start": 2364.4, "end": 2368.44, "text": " creature used to be bro what is this"}, {"start": 2368.44, "end": 2373.48, "text": " What is this not nah, bro. How did you get this?"}, {"start": 2374.2400000000002, "end": 2377.28, "text": " What what is this? How did you even get this?"}, {"start": 2378.36, "end": 2380.8, "text": " Brutal dog. I was literally"}, {"start": 2381.64, "end": 2385.84, "text": " 17 of this might maybe even 16 there before I started streaming consistently"}, {"start": 2387.44, "end": 2392.12, "text": " Brutal dad, this is a grown-ass man. I was 16 17"}, {"start": 2393.84, "end": 2395.84, "text": " God"}, {"start": 2396.48, "end": 2400.6600000000003, "text": " You still get it why are you showing gore stop?"}, {"start": 2401.96, "end": 2403.96, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 2406.6000000000004, "end": 2409.7200000000003, "text": " Right, so I just have a chocolate wrong me so"}, {"start": 2419.4, "end": 2424.1600000000003, "text": " Listen, bro, I feel like when I said yo, let's look at the past and go down memory lane"}, {"start": 2424.16, "end": 2428.3799999999997, "text": " I think this is a bit. How do you say too far?"}, {"start": 2429.2599999999998, "end": 2431.44, "text": " Definitely way too far. You know the rest days"}, {"start": 2433.16, "end": 2436.42, "text": " To far bro. All right, let's let's like"}, {"start": 2438.7999999999997, "end": 2445.2999999999997, "text": " How old were you, bro, I mean I was bro. I mean I was squeaker. I was probably like 12 13"}, {"start": 2447.6, "end": 2450.8199999999997, "text": " Never I just made the biggest ak. How do you instant replay?"}, {"start": 2451.16, "end": 2453.16, "text": " Hi, bro"}, {"start": 2454.16, "end": 2456.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2456.56, "end": 2458.56, "text": " Mean, but I didn't say it"}, {"start": 2460.68, "end": 2466.2799999999997, "text": " Yo, all right, this is when I was uneducated. All right, bro. We already know about this clue. All right"}, {"start": 2468.3199999999997, "end": 2470.3199999999997, "text": " I mean, I know about this"}, {"start": 2470.32, "end": 2488.02, "text": " I was 13 in this this is before I was educated and you know I didn't I didn't know it was"}, {"start": 2488.02, "end": 2498.48, "text": " offensive to be honest dude I have a full like armor and meds my inventory and I think"}, {"start": 2498.48, "end": 2506.72, "text": " I don't think I've ever watched this full video on stream. I'm kind of scared"}, {"start": 2510.72, "end": 2515.12, "text": " I need to share blood. I need to meds between the kill to be disrape this guy"}, {"start": 2516.2400000000002, "end": 2518.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 2518.44, "end": 2524.2, "text": " Was a little kid playing rust bro with my homies bro, and that was my online discord friends dog"}, {"start": 2524.2000000000003, "end": 2528.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm not watching the rest of that shit now. What's in there now watching the rest of that shit?"}, {"start": 2531.36, "end": 2533.36, "text": " Yeah, that's a bad bro"}, {"start": 2533.6000000000004, "end": 2537.42, "text": " Not gonna lie man if I could go back in time and talk to my 13 year old stuff"}, {"start": 2537.42, "end": 2539.4, "text": " I'd be like, yo not good, bro"}, {"start": 2539.4, "end": 2544.5200000000004, "text": " You know, that's not nice and it ain't and that's that's that's not that's you shouldn't be seeing that"}, {"start": 2548.44, "end": 2550.44, "text": " Cap what do you mean cap?"}, {"start": 2552.0400000000004, "end": 2554.0400000000004, "text": " What do you mean cap, bro?"}, {"start": 2554.2000000000003, "end": 2555.5200000000004, "text": " Who gives a fuck?"}, {"start": 2555.5200000000004, "end": 2557.1600000000003, "text": " It was when I was 13, bro."}, {"start": 2557.1600000000003, "end": 2559.4800000000005, "text": " When we were 13, hey, 10 years ago,"}, {"start": 2559.4800000000005, "end": 2561.4, "text": " call of duty, rest."}, {"start": 2561.4, "end": 2564.0800000000004, "text": " Fucking League of Legends chat."}, {"start": 2564.0800000000004, "end": 2566.0400000000004, "text": " That shit got hectic."}, {"start": 2575.1600000000003, "end": 2577.6400000000003, "text": " How, bro?"}, {"start": 2577.6400000000003, "end": 2581.2000000000003, "text": " Is he 20, 21?"}, {"start": 2581.2000000000003, "end": 2583.36, "text": " How the fuck is he still growing?"}, {"start": 2584.2000000000003, "end": 2594.86, "text": " No more bro no more how are you even getting this I don't even remember this"}, {"start": 2598.36, "end": 2601.38, "text": " What is this I don't remember this tomorrow watch this yo"}, {"start": 2602.7200000000003, "end": 2605.82, "text": " What is this? No, that's what I definitely will do"}, {"start": 2608.0400000000004, "end": 2610.6800000000003, "text": " And it's gonna take away from the game"}, {"start": 2614.2000000000003, "end": 2621.2000000000003, "text": " I'm going to need my desktop."}, {"start": 2621.2000000000003, "end": 2634.2000000000003, "text": " I have nothing to do with the rain."}, {"start": 2634.2000000000003, "end": 2644.2000000000003, "text": " in some situations"}, {"start": 2644.2000000000003, "end": 2648.2000000000003, "text": " 256"}, {"start": 2648.2000000000003, "end": 2650.2000000000003, "text": " or 100"}, {"start": 2650.2000000000003, "end": 2651.2000000000003, "text": " or this is nothing"}, {"start": 2651.2000000000003, "end": 2653.2000000000003, "text": " what the fuck are you setting me bro"}, {"start": 2653.2000000000003, "end": 2657.2000000000003, "text": " how did you even get the video dog"}, {"start": 2657.2000000000003, "end": 2659.2000000000003, "text": " this shit is unlisted"}, {"start": 2659.2000000000003, "end": 2661.2000000000003, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 2661.2000000000003, "end": 2668.32, "text": " How did you actually get the bit they have they the day like you show the link oh"}, {"start": 2672.36, "end": 2674.36, "text": " He works at YouTube"}, {"start": 2674.36, "end": 2677.4, "text": " You make what's hurting me too, I'm too a truce"}, {"start": 2677.4, "end": 2680.6, "text": " I'm sorry, very sorry, but I gotta tell the truth"}, {"start": 2680.6, "end": 2681.6, "text": " I got a-"}, {"start": 2685.1, "end": 2686.1, "text": " SON!"}, {"start": 2688.6, "end": 2689.6, "text": " SON!"}, {"start": 2689.6, "end": 2692.7200000000003, "text": " I mean, bro, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know why-"}, {"start": 2692.7200000000003, "end": 2697.48, "text": " I blew up, bro, I blew up, most of core blew up, I'm gonna be honest, we are all"}, {"start": 2697.48, "end": 2703.1200000000003, "text": " chopped, we weren't taking care of ourselves, we were all- the only thing previously versus"}, {"start": 2703.12, "end": 2708.12, "text": " before I mean that's just not true clearly I was a little chubby a baby fat I"}, {"start": 2708.12, "end": 2714.7999999999997, "text": " just chopped ass haircut I had a chop filter on me my teeth were crooked I had"}, {"start": 2714.7999999999997, "end": 2722.04, "text": " his like pedo stash look at me now look at me now look at me now"}, {"start": 2722.04, "end": 2724.04, "text": " uh you need to stop playing with me"}, {"start": 2726.52, "end": 2728.52, "text": " why is Ron calling me?"}, {"start": 2729.64, "end": 2731.64, "text": " is that Brodyki?"}, {"start": 2734.2799999999997, "end": 2736.2799999999997, "text": " fuck mc bed"}, {"start": 2736.6, "end": 2738.6, "text": " i'm just kidding"}, {"start": 2747.08, "end": 2749.08, "text": " uh it's up to far i'm the one friend that takes it too far"}, {"start": 2749.08, "end": 2755.22, "text": " I'm the one fair enough to take it too far bro boot up bad"}, {"start": 2757.06, "end": 2760.44, "text": " Bro, I'm not gonna like the wedges go straight into this shit or what"}, {"start": 2763.6, "end": 2765.6, "text": " I'm not a whole reminds me of this"}, {"start": 2779.08, "end": 2781.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2799.7999999999997, "end": 2801.7999999999997, "text": " Mean bro, I just yeah, I"}, {"start": 2803.12, "end": 2807.3199999999997, "text": " Mean dog me talking to a girl on stream does not equals"}, {"start": 2807.32, "end": 2809.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, that does not equal like oh"}, {"start": 2810.84, "end": 2812.84, "text": " He's raising no, bro"}, {"start": 2813.2400000000002, "end": 2819.7000000000003, "text": " Literally this is this problem with the fucking internet bro and twitch in general dog twitches twitches field"}, {"start": 2819.7000000000003, "end": 2822.6400000000003, "text": " I'm putting my foot down now. I don't care anymore, bro. I don't care anymore"}, {"start": 2822.8, "end": 2825.28, "text": " This is a problem with child. This is a problem with twist"}, {"start": 2825.32, "end": 2829.1200000000003, "text": " This is this why the platform feels unsafe for women"}, {"start": 2829.1200000000003, "end": 2834.78, "text": " It's because of people like you and a chat talking about W fucking where is nah, bro. I'm just chatting"}, {"start": 2834.78, "end": 2836.78, "text": " I'm just having a good time"}, {"start": 2837.32, "end": 2842.92, "text": " Get into know a person that is a girl. Yes, bro. It's not"}, {"start": 2846.2400000000002, "end": 2848.2400000000002, "text": " So bro"}, {"start": 2850.32, "end": 2852.32, "text": " Nothing nothing nothing"}, {"start": 2853.0, "end": 2857.8, "text": " No, there's no drama. Just just you know big daddy got it put his chat and check"}, {"start": 2861.2000000000003, "end": 2866.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, they didn't do anything I was just like bro meet me talking to a girl is not really"}, {"start": 2867.32, "end": 2872.32, "text": " Wait so, wait what girl, what girl?"}, {"start": 2872.32, "end": 2876.32, "text": " Duh, it was just that old clip of me."}, {"start": 2876.32, "end": 2878.32, "text": " Hi bro."}, {"start": 2878.32, "end": 2880.32, "text": " What you talking, what's up?"}, {"start": 2880.32, "end": 2883.32, "text": " Yo, I was just going through my Twitter account like usual,"}, {"start": 2883.32, "end": 2886.32, "text": " and um, brother I'm mentioning how mean you don't do anything,"}, {"start": 2886.32, "end": 2888.32, "text": " any group content being used so,"}, {"start": 2888.32, "end": 2891.32, "text": " bro, I'm giving you all of the tree of branches"}, {"start": 2891.32, "end": 2893.32, "text": " and I'm saying yo we should plan a day together,"}, {"start": 2893.32, "end": 2894.32, "text": " we should do something."}, {"start": 2894.32, "end": 2896.32, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 2896.8, "end": 2898.8, "text": " Love"}, {"start": 2900.48, "end": 2903.1400000000003, "text": " I might be busy that day it depends on what day which day"}, {"start": 2904.4, "end": 2911.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah, I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm not just kidding. Yo, I'm down bro. Yeah, let's do Valorant blinker today"}, {"start": 2913.32, "end": 2915.84, "text": " Come on, bro. You want to do drugs bro? Let's do drugs"}, {"start": 2918.0, "end": 2922.8, "text": " So every death on Valorant we get we get we hit a puff of"}, {"start": 2924.32, "end": 2932.0, "text": " This weed pen right here. I'm sure you can't ask Lace for one and we can't end in this until we get three wins"}, {"start": 2935.52, "end": 2937.52, "text": " Every day"}, {"start": 2940.0, "end": 2942.0, "text": " Then we're green and bro"}, {"start": 2943.88, "end": 2945.88, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 2948.2400000000002, "end": 2952.28, "text": " I think it was a first person to talk about that back in broadline"}, {"start": 2952.28, "end": 2957.52, "text": " I remember bro. You said we should have a table like a mukbang weed"}, {"start": 2958.1600000000003, "end": 2960.1600000000003, "text": " Start with weed then alcohol"}, {"start": 2961.5600000000004, "end": 2963.5600000000004, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 2976.2400000000002, "end": 2979.96, "text": " No LSD acid yep"}, {"start": 2982.28, "end": 2986.28, "text": " I mean, bro, I feel like that would be a legendary show as soon"}, {"start": 3000.28, "end": 3002.28, "text": " Right to you"}, {"start": 3002.28, "end": 3017.6200000000003, "text": " I'm down bro. How about how about I don't know. I gotta think of something bro. What should we do?"}, {"start": 3017.6200000000003, "end": 3019.6200000000003, "text": " We should"}, {"start": 3019.6200000000003, "end": 3029.1600000000003, "text": " Oh my this guy's not about content, bro"}, {"start": 3029.16, "end": 3032.16, "text": " This guy's not about content, bro!"}, {"start": 3032.16, "end": 3036.16, "text": " So now I have no content."}, {"start": 3036.16, "end": 3039.16, "text": " Alright, bro. Go click links."}, {"start": 3039.16, "end": 3042.16, "text": " Alright, you guys are my populace, who's not on content?"}, {"start": 3042.16, "end": 3043.16, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 3043.16, "end": 3050.16, "text": " We get on G-PAL and we bring girls from us that we have to pay and we take blimpers with that!"}, {"start": 3050.16, "end": 3053.16, "text": " Alright, bro. Now you're talking my language, bro."}, {"start": 3053.16, "end": 3057.16, "text": " Hey, hey. Now you're talking my language, bro."}, {"start": 3057.16, "end": 3059.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3063.52, "end": 3066.72, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I mean we better we can buy anyone"}, {"start": 3071.2799999999997, "end": 3080.3199999999997, "text": " Oh, so until that until that goes live your drinks, I'm I'm I'm on your fucking second option your second slight fucking whore fuck you"}, {"start": 3080.32, "end": 3082.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3086.78, "end": 3088.78, "text": " Say you need to know"}, {"start": 3100.1000000000004, "end": 3103.56, "text": " Bro, what the fuck run so weird, bro"}, {"start": 3104.96, "end": 3106.96, "text": " Run so"}, {"start": 3107.1800000000003, "end": 3109.1800000000003, "text": " That was"}, {"start": 3109.1800000000003, "end": 3115.6200000000003, "text": " bro Ron you're weird as fuck that's it I'm leaving core everybody going wrong"}, {"start": 3115.6200000000003, "end": 3126.82, "text": " chat say he's leaving I'm leaving core so fucking weird bro oh it's a prank"}, {"start": 3126.82, "end": 3137.1000000000004, "text": " it's a prank bro not in my chat you fucking idiots bro"}, {"start": 3137.1000000000004, "end": 3145.7400000000002, "text": " you ever go on an e-date like you send the lien to blow up on socials"}, {"start": 3145.7400000000002, "end": 3148.7400000000002, "text": " watch your s**t"}, {"start": 3148.7400000000002, "end": 3150.7400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3153.42, "end": 3155.42, "text": " Mean yeah"}, {"start": 3158.7400000000002, "end": 3160.94, "text": " I want to check out maybe react to some videos"}, {"start": 3162.26, "end": 3169.1800000000003, "text": " Hey, yeah, yeah, any reactions we got before we do the challenge any reacts Ron Streets"}, {"start": 3172.34, "end": 3175.7000000000003, "text": " But I'm not leaving core bro house. Oh nice, bro"}, {"start": 3175.7000000000003, "end": 3181.5800000000004, "text": " Now everyone goes in and go in and launch that hit and tell me to check my stream. Fuck this guy, bro. Did I say this?"}, {"start": 3186.3, "end": 3188.3, "text": " Any reacts any reacts"}, {"start": 3190.5000000000005, "end": 3193.9, "text": " No, I just stopped sending email. Oh, bro, like when I was 13 a reacts"}, {"start": 3195.5000000000005, "end": 3197.5000000000005, "text": " any reacts"}, {"start": 3198.42, "end": 3200.1400000000003, "text": " No reacts"}, {"start": 3200.1400000000003, "end": 3202.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah, bro. If I got no reacts"}, {"start": 3202.6600000000003, "end": 3204.78, "text": " Then we hopper straight into this shit chat"}, {"start": 3205.7000000000003, "end": 3215.32, "text": " Shipping dry shit dry over here. I bet I bet bro. Oh, man. Here we go, bro. Now"}, {"start": 3215.82, "end": 3217.82, "text": " this first game"}, {"start": 3219.32, "end": 3224.7400000000002, "text": " Bro, we're actually happy to hop me on the game, bro. We're actually hopping on a fucking game"}, {"start": 3226.5000000000005, "end": 3228.5000000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3229.0600000000004, "end": 3233.7400000000002, "text": " Oh, holy shit. What turn is it off? God, you know"}, {"start": 3235.86, "end": 3237.86, "text": " Take one stream"}, {"start": 3240.6600000000003, "end": 3246.5400000000004, "text": " No, I just uh go back. I don't even care anymore. Just shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 3250.5000000000005, "end": 3254.7400000000002, "text": " What you see in her I see me"}, {"start": 3256.26, "end": 3260.38, "text": " But I guess it was all just make believe"}, {"start": 3260.38, "end": 3262.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3264.78, "end": 3268.96, "text": " Didn't know KTV was gonna be co-watching with me in person"}, {"start": 3270.94, "end": 3277.86, "text": " So we had tomorrow we got a sponsor stream with with KTV and a lot of other people I guess hyperX W hyperX"}, {"start": 3279.34, "end": 3281.34, "text": " Sidemen male"}, {"start": 3290.38, "end": 3294.5, "text": " I'm gonna go there and ask them what's updating chat"}, {"start": 3308.78, "end": 3310.78, "text": " Oh shit, bro"}, {"start": 3314.42, "end": 3316.42, "text": " Oh, it's cuz I'm updating"}, {"start": 3320.38, "end": 3331.54, "text": " So I'm gonna go on my Android literally two seconds and I'll update right now, but I guess"}, {"start": 3331.54, "end": 3333.06, "text": " we can get a quick IRS."}, {"start": 3333.06, "end": 3342.7400000000002, "text": " Ew, bro, stop pulling on me, huh?"}, {"start": 3342.7400000000002, "end": 3362.6200000000003, "text": " But I gotta start wearing college shirts more, deadass looks sexy."}, {"start": 3362.6200000000003, "end": 3366.34, "text": " What's happening in the courthouse?"}, {"start": 3366.34, "end": 3368.34, "text": " Anybody in the courthouse?"}, {"start": 3374.54, "end": 3376.54, "text": " Guys"}, {"start": 3377.1800000000003, "end": 3379.1800000000003, "text": " So I deemed I'm ditched Marley"}, {"start": 3396.34, "end": 3406.9, "text": " Holy aura bruh, holy aura, huh?"}, {"start": 3406.9, "end": 3409.26, "text": " I'm waiting for my game to update bruh."}, {"start": 3409.26, "end": 3410.26, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 3410.26, "end": 3411.76, "text": " Wait, why is Lune locked out?"}, {"start": 3411.76, "end": 3413.46, "text": " I didn't know she was locked out."}, {"start": 3413.46, "end": 3415.5, "text": " I didn't know you were locked out."}, {"start": 3415.5, "end": 3417.7400000000002, "text": " I'm actually wearing a spark."}, {"start": 3417.7400000000002, "end": 3419.02, "text": " I didn't know you were locked out."}, {"start": 3419.02, "end": 3421.38, "text": " Why didn't you knock on the doors?"}, {"start": 3421.38, "end": 3422.5, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 3422.5, "end": 3424.3, "text": " show"}, {"start": 3424.3, "end": 3429.18, "text": " a a a what what do you have what do you have to do with it"}, {"start": 3429.18, "end": 3430.82, "text": " hanging out what about you bet"}, {"start": 3430.82, "end": 3431.98, "text": " all day"}, {"start": 3431.98, "end": 3436.98, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 3436.98, "end": 3443.98, "text": " that's what i thought to my game updates"}, {"start": 3452.5, "end": 3467.06, "text": " my game finished my game finished"}, {"start": 3470.06, "end": 3473.34, "text": " my game finished"}, {"start": 3483.4, "end": 3487.54, "text": " Core would be an attractive group if it weren't for you that's the dead ass is weird"}, {"start": 3491.54, "end": 3493.54, "text": " Good reacts naps"}, {"start": 3496.7, "end": 3498.7, "text": " Poor being"}, {"start": 3499.54, "end": 3501.54, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 3501.54, "end": 3503.54, "text": " Chesh we watch this"}, {"start": 3505.3, "end": 3510.62, "text": " It easy to f oh, it's good. No. Oh, I think you click I think you click fix"}, {"start": 3512.5, "end": 3520.38, "text": " Not about watch before blinker, bro. I did us just need like a little do the drew video got 34k"}, {"start": 3522.5, "end": 3525.26, "text": " I actually need another one. I did us need another one"}, {"start": 3537.58, "end": 3539.74, "text": " What classic bear"}, {"start": 3542.5, "end": 3547.3, "text": " reactable high-retard back what"}, {"start": 3549.58, "end": 3556.06, "text": " good one come on I found it out there's a picture what phase miss who was there"}, {"start": 3556.06, "end": 3564.58, "text": " for phase miss chat holy moly this was the last ever phase miss bear think right"}, {"start": 3564.58, "end": 3569.34, "text": " after the stream fucking doomsday happened"}, {"start": 3572.5, "end": 3574.5, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3574.5, "end": 3575.5, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 3575.5, "end": 3578.5, "text": " I said I got all my homies head!"}, {"start": 3578.5, "end": 3580.5, "text": " You remember the pepper, remember?"}, {"start": 3580.5, "end": 3582.5, "text": " I know how good this is, this is really really good."}, {"start": 3582.5, "end": 3584.5, "text": " I might just consider being in you on salt and pepper."}, {"start": 3584.5, "end": 3586.5, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 3586.5, "end": 3588.5, "text": " That's me and Lacey's cooking show."}, {"start": 3588.5, "end": 3589.5, "text": " Okay, that's okay."}, {"start": 3589.5, "end": 3590.5, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 3591.5, "end": 3594.5, "text": " Yo, Chad, we need a rice and crackers."}, {"start": 3595.5, "end": 3597.5, "text": " Rice and crackers was me and Jason."}, {"start": 3597.5, "end": 3599.5, "text": " I'm on, guys."}, {"start": 3599.5, "end": 3602.5, "text": " It's, it's, it's through for the camera."}, {"start": 3602.5, "end": 3605.5, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, Jack."}, {"start": 3605.5, "end": 3608.5, "text": " I be looking fake sexy with the blonde hair, bro."}, {"start": 3608.5, "end": 3613.5, "text": " I look at like an old video of me, and I see the blonde hair and be like, damn, bro."}, {"start": 3613.5, "end": 3615.5, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 3615.5, "end": 3618.5, "text": " Do I, do I run it back or not?"}, {"start": 3618.5, "end": 3621.5, "text": " Alright, alright, I put a laser, I put you dead last night."}, {"start": 3621.5, "end": 3623.5, "text": " I put you like, I'll dead crack your shit, bro."}, {"start": 3623.5, "end": 3626.5, "text": " What the fuck is he talking about?"}, {"start": 3626.5, "end": 3633.58, "text": " I don't like it anymore Doug. It's my body my choice. What do you mean you don't like it anymore?"}, {"start": 3656.5, "end": 3657.34, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 3657.34, "end": 3658.84, "text": " This is my favorite toy."}, {"start": 3661.84, "end": 3664.84, "text": " I see I'll never forgive you, bro."}, {"start": 3674.24, "end": 3676.92, "text": " Todd, does someone leak my number?"}, {"start": 3676.92, "end": 3680.42, "text": " Why do I have fucking 30 missed calls?"}, {"start": 3682.62, "end": 3684.32, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 3684.32, "end": 3686.08, "text": " No, Silkie, Silkie, come back, Silkie, wait."}, {"start": 3686.08, "end": 3693.52, "text": " one cookie for the rest of the next three days you cannot be gay to me oh"}, {"start": 3693.52, "end": 3696.92, "text": " easy but you I don't know what to do with amongst each other"}, {"start": 3696.92, "end": 3702.44, "text": " I don't want a cookie. What the? I don't want a backpack bro. Yo this thing is gay."}, {"start": 3702.44, "end": 3705.7999999999997, "text": " I just want to make sure I pause saves everything. I pause saves everything but it"}, {"start": 3705.7999999999997, "end": 3708.7599999999998, "text": " saves the shit that's like if I stay right now yo I want you to bend me over and"}, {"start": 3708.76, "end": 3710.76, "text": " Me that a post. My post. Post. Post."}, {"start": 3710.76, "end": 3711.26, "text": " Heh!"}, {"start": 3714.0600000000004, "end": 3715.0600000000004, "text": " Hey no! No!"}, {"start": 3716.0600000000004, "end": 3717.26, "text": " Oh! Fuck!"}, {"start": 3717.76, "end": 3718.76, "text": " Yo, you're a polar red."}, {"start": 3718.76, "end": 3719.76, "text": " You're pussy! You're pussy!"}, {"start": 3719.76, "end": 3721.26, "text": " Yo, John! You're pussy! You're pussy!"}, {"start": 3721.26, "end": 3722.26, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 3722.26, "end": 3723.26, "text": " John! John!"}, {"start": 3723.26, "end": 3724.26, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3724.26, "end": 3725.26, "text": " That was so wet!"}, {"start": 3726.26, "end": 3727.76, "text": " AHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 3727.76, "end": 3728.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3729.76, "end": 3730.76, "text": " Damn, John."}, {"start": 3730.76, "end": 3731.76, "text": " I rock you, bro."}, {"start": 3731.76, "end": 3732.76, "text": " Damn rocket."}, {"start": 3733.76, "end": 3734.76, "text": " I rock you."}, {"start": 3734.76, "end": 3749.0800000000004, "text": " Oh my god, I forgot about this though"}, {"start": 3749.08, "end": 3765.6, "text": " No, no, no, you know it's crazy for a Marlin dead ass knew I was gonna do this for a Marlin dead ass knew"}, {"start": 3766.36, "end": 3774.7599999999998, "text": " He wanted that shit. He wanted my body in his face. Yeah, he knew he he wanted my body me to jiggle all in his face"}, {"start": 3774.76, "end": 3778.6000000000004, "text": " He wanted to nibble on my bun me bars. He knew"}, {"start": 3786.6400000000003, "end": 3790.0400000000004, "text": " Idea idea. What is that? I think"}, {"start": 3792.28, "end": 3794.26, "text": " Addict bro, help me get up. How do we get up?"}, {"start": 3798.5200000000004, "end": 3803.4, "text": " Not only that but I could I could probably make a gap come in under two minutes. What the fuck"}, {"start": 3804.76, "end": 3806.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3807.6400000000003, "end": 3809.6400000000003, "text": " What"}, {"start": 3814.76, "end": 3817.2400000000002, "text": " See where he started fucking silky"}, {"start": 3825.6400000000003, "end": 3827.6400000000003, "text": " It's happening right now, bro"}, {"start": 3828.2000000000003, "end": 3830.2000000000003, "text": " They get as a child"}, {"start": 3830.5200000000004, "end": 3833.6200000000003, "text": " I want a crap. Why is Marlin playing basketball?"}, {"start": 3834.76, "end": 3840.96, "text": " Why are you in 80% of the clips this is I'm in core bruh"}, {"start": 3844.96, "end": 3846.96, "text": " Oh my god, bro, life is great"}, {"start": 3864.76, "end": 3866.76, "text": " I got some crazy shit, too."}, {"start": 3866.76, "end": 3868.76, "text": " Why you don't want to say it?"}, {"start": 3868.76, "end": 3870.76, "text": " You want to say what I do?"}, {"start": 3870.76, "end": 3872.76, "text": " I got that. I got it."}, {"start": 3872.76, "end": 3874.76, "text": " It was horrible, bro."}, {"start": 3874.76, "end": 3876.76, "text": " You had a big smile walking out of there."}, {"start": 3876.76, "end": 3878.76, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 3878.76, "end": 3880.76, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 3880.76, "end": 3882.76, "text": " I walked out."}, {"start": 3882.76, "end": 3884.76, "text": " Back when you were funny, Nug, did you"}, {"start": 3884.76, "end": 3886.76, "text": " was like a month ago, man?"}, {"start": 3886.76, "end": 3888.76, "text": " I fucking hate you, man."}, {"start": 3888.76, "end": 3890.76, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 3890.76, "end": 3892.76, "text": " You were in there."}, {"start": 3892.76, "end": 3908.76, "text": " Why do we keep bringing this story up let this story fucking die man I want my I want"}, {"start": 3908.76, "end": 3915.1000000000004, "text": " Japan tripping October to be fucking no handies no wed like this for just just sushi and"}, {"start": 3938.76, "end": 3946.0800000000004, "text": " watch this give me your car oh wait what you didn't move wait what he didn't move"}, {"start": 3946.0800000000004, "end": 3951.36, "text": " wait this might be a white boy what a big cock"}, {"start": 3951.36, "end": 3955.2000000000003, "text": " you can't understand it I'm gonna touch your son tonight"}, {"start": 3956.2000000000003, "end": 3963.28, "text": " nice iPad bro it's fine it's a good iPad I don't know what for a channel yeah I"}, {"start": 3963.28, "end": 3967.48, "text": " mean I gotta have the chain here they have their own shit I was in here got"}, {"start": 3967.48, "end": 3971.38, "text": " That's how yesterday and I just see that's another time. Hello, bro"}, {"start": 3971.7400000000002, "end": 3976.9, "text": " Now when I watch now when I'm watching TV, I still see that imagine you crack it some shit"}, {"start": 3980.02, "end": 3983.64, "text": " Hey, when it's 1 a.m. PST just starts from at W's in"}, {"start": 3987.48, "end": 3989.64, "text": " I used to be funny other right bro"}, {"start": 3989.64, "end": 3993.78, "text": " No, I genuinely used to have jokes that way. No, no, I don't know how I remember now"}, {"start": 3993.78, "end": 3997.1200000000003, "text": " Just like crash out and just get mad. I don't have like Asian rage"}, {"start": 3998.42, "end": 4000.42, "text": " Now I got an ego"}, {"start": 4001.5400000000004, "end": 4006.1400000000003, "text": " Spotted spamming doves. Holy shit. No. Yeah, we had a threesome. Never"}, {"start": 4006.7400000000002, "end": 4008.7400000000002, "text": " So what? Have you? No"}, {"start": 4009.1400000000003, "end": 4011.1400000000003, "text": " I'll do that seven six. You understand"}, {"start": 4012.6200000000003, "end": 4014.6200000000003, "text": " Tom threesome"}, {"start": 4014.82, "end": 4017.6200000000003, "text": " No, I can't do a threesome with you. I'll do that still insecure, bro"}, {"start": 4023.78, "end": 4030.42, "text": " I took it, but now we're both gonna have bonus for the rest of the day."}, {"start": 4030.42, "end": 4032.82, "text": " What does it do?"}, {"start": 4032.82, "end": 4033.82, "text": " Boner."}, {"start": 4033.82, "end": 4035.82, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 4035.82, "end": 4036.82, "text": " Boner too."}, {"start": 4036.82, "end": 4037.82, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 4037.82, "end": 4038.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4038.82, "end": 4039.82, "text": " He actually just..."}, {"start": 4039.82, "end": 4040.82, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 4040.82, "end": 4041.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4041.82, "end": 4042.82, "text": " He just touched my city!"}, {"start": 4042.82, "end": 4043.82, "text": " I had to see who was right."}, {"start": 4043.82, "end": 4044.82, "text": " What the fuck was wrong with you?"}, {"start": 4044.82, "end": 4045.82, "text": " I had to see who was real."}, {"start": 4045.82, "end": 4046.82, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 4046.82, "end": 4047.82, "text": " Imagine how bad I'd be."}, {"start": 4047.82, "end": 4048.82, "text": " Imagine how bad I'd be."}, {"start": 4048.82, "end": 4049.82, "text": " I had to see who was right."}, {"start": 4049.82, "end": 4050.82, "text": " I had to see who was right."}, {"start": 4050.82, "end": 4051.82, "text": " I had to see who was real."}, {"start": 4051.82, "end": 4052.82, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 4052.82, "end": 4055.7000000000003, "text": " Imagine I let out a nut real quick before we go make a pizza?"}, {"start": 4055.7000000000003, "end": 4057.2000000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4057.2000000000003, "end": 4061.7000000000003, "text": " You stuck your mind in, I hope I did with it."}, {"start": 4061.7000000000003, "end": 4062.9, "text": " Holy seventh."}, {"start": 4062.9, "end": 4066.5, "text": " Oh, damn, actually."}, {"start": 4066.5, "end": 4069.42, "text": " Yo, I never saw this, bro."}, {"start": 4069.42, "end": 4070.5800000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4070.5800000000004, "end": 4072.26, "text": " Wrong, I slept by a dad?"}, {"start": 4072.26, "end": 4073.1000000000004, "text": " I never."}, {"start": 4073.1000000000004, "end": 4074.1000000000004, "text": " Oh, I did with it."}, {"start": 4078.1000000000004, "end": 4079.1000000000004, "text": " Oh, gosh."}, {"start": 4079.1000000000004, "end": 4082.54, "text": " Actually, you're telling me."}, {"start": 4082.54, "end": 4087.54, "text": " You never get bored watching a show on your bed and you're watching a show on your phone"}, {"start": 4087.54, "end": 4089.54, "text": " and you start running with your f***ing hair."}, {"start": 4089.54, "end": 4092.54, "text": " Don't lie to me."}, {"start": 4092.54, "end": 4094.54, "text": " You're a bitch, right?"}, {"start": 4094.54, "end": 4097.54, "text": " Okay, turn around."}, {"start": 4097.54, "end": 4101.54, "text": " Bro, what the f*** was this, bro?"}, {"start": 4101.54, "end": 4103.54, "text": " What the f***, like..."}, {"start": 4103.54, "end": 4105.54, "text": " Stand up, let's see if we're 60."}, {"start": 4105.54, "end": 4107.54, "text": " Damn, damn, horny man, 60!"}, {"start": 4107.54, "end": 4109.54, "text": " No, wrong was that."}, {"start": 4109.54, "end": 4112.58, "text": " I need to see 360 too!"}, {"start": 4112.58, "end": 4113.58, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 4113.58, "end": 4115.58, "text": " Just follow me so I can talk to you."}, {"start": 4115.58, "end": 4117.58, "text": " Well yeah, because it's like, you don't care."}, {"start": 4117.58, "end": 4119.58, "text": " Keep going, I'm listening."}, {"start": 4119.58, "end": 4123.58, "text": " Shut that mouth before I fuck it."}, {"start": 4123.58, "end": 4127.58, "text": " Um, la la la la la la la la la."}, {"start": 4127.58, "end": 4128.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4128.58, "end": 4130.58, "text": " We can get you to get out of the car right now."}, {"start": 4130.58, "end": 4131.58, "text": " Yeah, I am."}, {"start": 4131.58, "end": 4134.58, "text": " That was the only clue that made me uncomfortable, bro."}, {"start": 4134.58, "end": 4137.58, "text": " Out of the eight minutes, this was the only one."}, {"start": 4137.58, "end": 4140.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4140.64, "end": 4145.66, "text": " He's supposed to be on stream, why are we clipping this?"}, {"start": 4145.66, "end": 4147.66, "text": " I just got..."}, {"start": 4147.66, "end": 4153.66, "text": " Damn, man, I swear to you after..."}, {"start": 4153.66, "end": 4161.66, "text": " Oh my god, he did ask for my bullshit, bro."}, {"start": 4161.66, "end": 4171.0599999999995, "text": " oh my god he dead-ass crime oh shit bro damn can't peak bro that was peak"}, {"start": 4171.0599999999995, "end": 4179.3, "text": " bro gets injured the most bro alright bro 36 minute I think it's time right"}, {"start": 4179.3, "end": 4184.3, "text": " I think it's time, bro."}, {"start": 4184.3, "end": 4185.3, "text": " Waxia!"}, {"start": 4185.3, "end": 4188.3, "text": " Thank you for the 10 gifted!"}, {"start": 4188.3, "end": 4194.3, "text": " What is the next drew collab?"}, {"start": 4194.3, "end": 4200.3, "text": " Never thought that fucking chat would ever be chatted in my chat."}, {"start": 4200.3, "end": 4201.3, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 4201.3, "end": 4204.3, "text": " I know he made the video chat."}, {"start": 4204.3, "end": 4206.3, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 4206.3, "end": 4211.84, "text": " All right, but do I green screen this or what now I just need three wings"}, {"start": 4213.02, "end": 4215.02, "text": " How's it out of this?"}, {"start": 4216.7, "end": 4222.820000000001, "text": " Should I do y'all think I should know a if K offense"}, {"start": 4229.58, "end": 4231.5, "text": " Every"}, {"start": 4231.5, "end": 4235.14, "text": " Start with one am I doing every death chat"}, {"start": 4236.3, "end": 4247.3, "text": " Yes, no, every round lost, what does that do, every round lost?"}, {"start": 4247.3, "end": 4254.3, "text": " Oh, that's a hit, that's a hit, that's a hit."}, {"start": 4254.3, "end": 4261.3, "text": " Okay, death is you're gonna green out and die."}, {"start": 4261.3, "end": 4264.3, "text": " Haskell is calling me. What the freak?"}, {"start": 4264.3, "end": 4266.3, "text": " What's up, dude?"}, {"start": 4266.3, "end": 4268.3, "text": " Hey, Jason, I just want to..."}, {"start": 4268.3, "end": 4270.3, "text": " I've seen that you're doing a Blinker gaming charm,"}, {"start": 4270.3, "end": 4272.3, "text": " so I just want you to be safe."}, {"start": 4272.3, "end": 4274.3, "text": " You know, I don't want you to get too high."}, {"start": 4274.3, "end": 4276.3, "text": " Make sure you know your limit."}, {"start": 4276.3, "end": 4278.3, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 4278.3, "end": 4280.3, "text": " Yeah, I just want you to, like, stay safe."}, {"start": 4280.3, "end": 4283.3, "text": " Like, I know this is a little bit out your lane."}, {"start": 4283.3, "end": 4285.3, "text": " You don't normally do the weed."}, {"start": 4285.3, "end": 4287.3, "text": " Nah, never, bro. No, never, bro."}, {"start": 4287.3, "end": 4289.3, "text": " Haskell, break the cube, bro."}, {"start": 4289.3, "end": 4292.3, "text": " No, no, don't snitch please."}, {"start": 4292.3, "end": 4294.3, "text": " Stay safe."}, {"start": 4294.3, "end": 4297.3, "text": " Hey, how's your mental now?"}, {"start": 4297.3, "end": 4299.3, "text": " You alright, bro?"}, {"start": 4299.3, "end": 4302.3, "text": " Probably just going in a car accident, bro."}, {"start": 4302.3, "end": 4304.3, "text": " No, you didn't."}, {"start": 4304.3, "end": 4306.3, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 4306.3, "end": 4309.3, "text": " Hey, I ain't like this month has been hell for you, bro."}, {"start": 4309.3, "end": 4313.3, "text": " Bro, I was going to home deeper on my bike and a car around it and me."}, {"start": 4313.3, "end": 4315.3, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 4315.3, "end": 4319.3, "text": " Yo, what happened, bro?"}, {"start": 4319.3, "end": 4321.3, "text": " Hey, you want to see my knees?"}, {"start": 4321.3, "end": 4322.3, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 4322.3, "end": 4323.3, "text": " I need stitches on my knees."}, {"start": 4323.3, "end": 4325.3, "text": " Ah, are you okay?"}, {"start": 4325.3, "end": 4327.3, "text": " I'm in the good right now, bro."}, {"start": 4327.3, "end": 4329.3, "text": " I'm in the good right now."}, {"start": 4329.3, "end": 4331.3, "text": " All right, well, shit, dawg."}, {"start": 4331.3, "end": 4335.3, "text": " Listen, bro, for every bad month equals a good month, bro."}, {"start": 4335.3, "end": 4337.3, "text": " I'm getting a TV use to me."}, {"start": 4337.3, "end": 4339.3, "text": " Hey, that's great news, bro."}, {"start": 4339.3, "end": 4341.3, "text": " I'm going to put the entrance claim in the TV."}, {"start": 4341.3, "end": 4343.3, "text": " It's not going to be streaming."}, {"start": 4343.3, "end": 4345.3, "text": " But you are a shimmer, man."}, {"start": 4345.3, "end": 4347.3, "text": " Dude, I'm so far time."}, {"start": 4347.3, "end": 4353.3, "text": " It's okay, bro. You know, sometimes it's better to poop out quality than quantity."}, {"start": 4353.3, "end": 4357.3, "text": " And that's how it worked for some shimmers."}, {"start": 4357.3, "end": 4359.3, "text": " Every shimmer's different, bro."}, {"start": 4359.3, "end": 4361.3, "text": " Just try your best to be the very best."}, {"start": 4365.3, "end": 4367.3, "text": " Well, you be safe with your mainstream, okay?"}, {"start": 4367.3, "end": 4369.3, "text": " I ask you."}, {"start": 4369.3, "end": 4371.3, "text": " Wait, whenever you're done,"}, {"start": 4371.3, "end": 4374.3, "text": " Yeah, make sure you come in."}, {"start": 4374.3, "end": 4377.3, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 4377.3, "end": 4380.3, "text": " Freak-ass dude."}, {"start": 4380.3, "end": 4383.3, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 4383.3, "end": 4386.3, "text": " Let me get my grease to you, chat."}, {"start": 4389.3, "end": 4394.3, "text": " Over under two hours free today."}, {"start": 4394.3, "end": 4403.3, "text": " Over under three hours free today."}, {"start": 4403.3, "end": 4417.3, "text": " Oh God, bro."}, {"start": 4417.3, "end": 4420.3, "text": " I should be drinking caffeine, right or not."}, {"start": 4420.3, "end": 4424.26, "text": " Oh, I don't like, I don't like, fully green out."}, {"start": 4426.34, "end": 4427.6, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4427.6, "end": 4430.1, "text": " Doesn't caffeine sober you up when you're high?"}, {"start": 4433.14, "end": 4436.06, "text": " Water, HL, remember, remember."}, {"start": 4437.12, "end": 4440.74, "text": " Three, three wins."}, {"start": 4440.74, "end": 4442.7, "text": " Do not let me end, okay?"}, {"start": 4442.7, "end": 4444.2, "text": " Do not let me end."}, {"start": 4444.2, "end": 4446.62, "text": " Just spam L's until I just be like,"}, {"start": 4446.62, "end": 4448.34, "text": " all right, I'll cue another one, okay?"}, {"start": 4448.34, "end": 4449.820000000001, "text": " Right now I'm like, but I'll be good,"}, {"start": 4449.82, "end": 4452.34, "text": " but I'm already knowin' bro, when I'm fried."}, {"start": 4453.36, "end": 4458.46, "text": " Like, also do I need to put the tag on the screen"}, {"start": 4458.46, "end": 4460.34, "text": " about like, for Twitch?"}, {"start": 4462.54, "end": 4463.62, "text": " In a row or in general?"}, {"start": 4463.62, "end": 4466.259999999999, "text": " No general, bro, three in a row, you fuckin' crazy?"}, {"start": 4466.259999999999, "end": 4467.86, "text": " I might never end."}, {"start": 4467.86, "end": 4470.099999999999, "text": " What's that do, three in a row, bro?"}, {"start": 4470.099999999999, "end": 4475.099999999999, "text": " Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo."}, {"start": 4475.1, "end": 4478.9400000000005, "text": " In a row three in a row or reset"}, {"start": 4483.02, "end": 4489.740000000001, "text": " Three in general yeah, I'm like I'm I die with her. I'm dead-ass nervous, bro"}, {"start": 4491.1, "end": 4496.58, "text": " Whoo, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Uh, let me let me piss real quick, bro"}, {"start": 4496.58, "end": 4498.26, "text": " Cuz I guess"}, {"start": 4498.26, "end": 4501.700000000001, "text": " I'm nervous, but I have a piss I need at a piss loading"}, {"start": 4501.7, "end": 4505.139999999999, "text": " So let me give y'all a short before I start, guys."}, {"start": 4531.7, "end": 4533.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4561.7, "end": 4563.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4585.82, "end": 4587.82, "text": " Sixty still learning"}, {"start": 4591.7, "end": 4597.0199999999995, "text": " 60 self-advertising sale guy"}, {"start": 4598.42, "end": 4604.78, "text": " What do you do bro? Cuz if he switched with his ingest bro, uh, that I'm dead. That's gonna fucking I'm gonna lose my shit"}, {"start": 4604.78, "end": 4608.38, "text": " Bro one guy to my shit 60 if you ever do that shit, okay"}, {"start": 4609.0199999999995, "end": 4612.58, "text": " Now he did it and a mess are okay. Okay"}, {"start": 4612.58, "end": 4623.9, "text": " okay nice he didn't he didn't he didn't he was strong all right but let me see let me see let me see this shit"}, {"start": 4623.9, "end": 4632.34, "text": " the fuck was my replay button bro that was streamer dude"}, {"start": 4642.58, "end": 4644.58, "text": " All right, bro"}, {"start": 4647.34, "end": 4654.38, "text": " Been gone for a week dude can one of my like editors put it off. I don't understand"}, {"start": 4657.74, "end": 4659.74, "text": " All right, Chad"}, {"start": 4659.78, "end": 4664.5599999999995, "text": " Listen, it's been a while since I've done some gaming. Okay"}, {"start": 4665.9, "end": 4667.9, "text": " Today we are doing"}, {"start": 4667.900000000001, "end": 4676.500000000001, "text": " One to round the loss on Valorant equals one to hit of this weed pen."}, {"start": 4676.500000000001, "end": 4681.900000000001, "text": " Alright, now I'm known for my gaming skills."}, {"start": 4681.900000000001, "end": 4684.900000000001, "text": " I have to get three wins on Valorant."}, {"start": 4684.900000000001, "end": 4687.900000000001, "text": " If I don't, I cannot end the stream."}, {"start": 4687.900000000001, "end": 4690.900000000001, "text": " Let's do this shit, man."}, {"start": 4690.900000000001, "end": 4695.900000000001, "text": " Hey, let's change my green screen into the actual green screen."}, {"start": 4695.900000000001, "end": 4698.040000000001, "text": " Thank you. Let me go check"}, {"start": 4704.6, "end": 4706.6, "text": " My face much out"}, {"start": 4709.34, "end": 4711.34, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 4711.780000000001, "end": 4715.080000000001, "text": " I'm about to get fried. Yeah, I'm excited"}, {"start": 4717.38, "end": 4720.160000000001, "text": " Plus my shit. Yeah, hey, why am I excited?"}, {"start": 4725.900000000001, "end": 4732.820000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 4732.820000000001, "end": 4733.820000000001, "text": " Take one before."}, {"start": 4733.820000000001, "end": 4735.500000000001, "text": " What are y'all saying?"}, {"start": 4735.500000000001, "end": 4736.500000000001, "text": " Take one before, bro."}, {"start": 4736.500000000001, "end": 4737.500000000001, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 4737.500000000001, "end": 4738.500000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4738.500000000001, "end": 4743.900000000001, "text": " Rules are, I can get, I can obviously invite people to play with me like, bro, if I'm"}, {"start": 4743.900000000001, "end": 4750.18, "text": " like five games in and I'm so fried, yes, I'm going to be hitting up the fucking Avengers"}, {"start": 4750.18, "end": 4766.320000000001, "text": " to help me dog I'm gonna green bro no way I'm never green now that's to us though"}, {"start": 4766.320000000001, "end": 4772.320000000001, "text": " I can't I can't read out bro you gotta actually hit blinkers wait chat chat chat"}, {"start": 4772.320000000001, "end": 4778.16, "text": " but do I do breakers or can I just do a puff bro can I just do a puff"}, {"start": 4780.5, "end": 4782.26, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4782.26, "end": 4785.34, "text": " Bro bleak I said bleakers fool bleakers"}, {"start": 4788.46, "end": 4792.820000000001, "text": " Blinkers OD no, okay, let me do pop. I'll just put blinker in the title bro because like"}, {"start": 4793.22, "end": 4798.58, "text": " Like it's like put it in the title, bro. Okay new new new bundle chat. Should I get this?"}, {"start": 4800.62, "end": 4803.22, "text": " No, let me see. Can I see the animation? Oh, no"}, {"start": 4803.22, "end": 4807.38, "text": " Oh, oooooh, ass?"}, {"start": 4807.38, "end": 4808.780000000001, "text": " Where's this ass?"}, {"start": 4808.780000000001, "end": 4810.54, "text": " Let me see what knife I have equipped right now."}, {"start": 4810.54, "end": 4811.7, "text": " Match bound."}, {"start": 4811.7, "end": 4815.900000000001, "text": " Looks like we're, hey, we're getting right into it."}, {"start": 4815.900000000001, "end": 4816.9800000000005, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 4816.9800000000005, "end": 4819.740000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this bottle-ish map, bro?"}, {"start": 4819.740000000001, "end": 4822.1, "text": " I haven't been on this game in so long."}, {"start": 4824.22, "end": 4826.18, "text": " Hey, what's going?"}, {"start": 4826.18, "end": 4829.7, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 4829.7, "end": 4831.820000000001, "text": " Ew, that hurt, fuck it."}, {"start": 4833.22, "end": 4835.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4841.66, "end": 4847.88, "text": " Linked bad your twitch. He's watching bro. Please bro. Please please your face came is very low"}, {"start": 4863.22, "end": 4873.780000000001, "text": " Hello team. It's good guys. Hey guys, I'm doing a challenge today. We got to win every"}, {"start": 4873.780000000001, "end": 4875.34, "text": " single round, okay?"}, {"start": 4875.34, "end": 4879.34, "text": " Let's go guys. We're in this."}, {"start": 4879.34, "end": 4891.5, "text": " Yo, you got an accent, bro. Where you from, bro? Yo, you got an accent. Where you"}, {"start": 4891.5, "end": 4892.5, "text": " from, bro?"}, {"start": 4892.5, "end": 4899.5, "text": " Yo is this thing on?"}, {"start": 4899.5, "end": 4903.5, "text": " Yo is my mic not working very late?"}, {"start": 4903.5, "end": 4905.5, "text": " Is he on the wrong?"}, {"start": 4905.5, "end": 4913.5, "text": " Yo yo yo guys, guys can y'all hear me? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 4913.5, "end": 4918.38, "text": " Yeah, I must have the wrong. Must have the wrong fucking settings. Um, uh, must have the wrong, uh"}, {"start": 4924.62, "end": 4929.58, "text": " Every dead puff in every lost blinker, bro, this guy just wants to see me fry"}, {"start": 4931.02, "end": 4933.02, "text": " Yo team"}, {"start": 4943.5, "end": 4952.8, "text": " yo yo yo can you hear me nope see bro I wasn't like getting ignored wasn't"}, {"start": 4952.8, "end": 4955.44, "text": " getting ignored"}, {"start": 4959.08, "end": 4963.86, "text": " I bet it was pretty shit bro come on bro get me in the fucking game bro I'm"}, {"start": 4963.86, "end": 4966.54, "text": " ready to fuck you. It feels like just yesterday I was chopping pilot out the"}, {"start": 4966.54, "end": 4971.18, "text": " store. It's not a good place it's still standing."}, {"start": 4973.5, "end": 4987.18, "text": " yo yo yo it's good squad no hey bro let's win this shit man listen listen"}, {"start": 4987.18, "end": 4993.06, "text": " listen I'm doing a challenge we got to win every single round okay okay where"}, {"start": 4993.06, "end": 4997.62, "text": " you from bro you got an accent I like accents I like I like foreign things"}, {"start": 4997.62, "end": 5006.62, "text": " Oh Tahiti bro wait is that a country? No it's an island."}, {"start": 5006.62, "end": 5012.62, "text": " Oh okay I like that I like that great."}, {"start": 5018.62, "end": 5021.62, "text": " Guys I'm going it."}, {"start": 5021.62, "end": 5029.62, "text": " one left. Oh, one left."}, {"start": 5029.62, "end": 5035.62, "text": " Throw my mouse as a"}, {"start": 5035.62, "end": 5045.62, "text": " come on. Let's go. Come on."}, {"start": 5045.62, "end": 5053.46, "text": " it's it's heating up bro"}, {"start": 5053.46, "end": 5059.86, "text": " fuck bro my mouse is so"}, {"start": 5059.86, "end": 5063.62, "text": " it's a different mouse all right bro"}, {"start": 5063.62, "end": 5066.14, "text": " bottoms up your chat num I won one cup"}, {"start": 5066.14, "end": 5072.46, "text": " from a man of my word"}, {"start": 5072.46, "end": 5074.26, "text": " I hit it I hit it okay y'all seen it"}, {"start": 5074.26, "end": 5082.3, "text": " right I see it right nothing came out bro"}, {"start": 5088.780000000001, "end": 5095.66, "text": " Benjamin bro y'all see this smoke on stream bro y'all don't see this y'all can"}, {"start": 5095.66, "end": 5099.26, "text": " literally be a yo yeah now I don't give a fuck but I'm not about to find myself"}, {"start": 5099.26, "end": 5100.7, "text": " self-restraint. Oh, wow."}, {"start": 5111.06, "end": 5113.22, "text": " This guy only bought a fucking classic."}, {"start": 5118.9800000000005, "end": 5120.3, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 5122.820000000001, "end": 5125.18, "text": " Teemo Blaker, bro. Do I need a light?"}, {"start": 5125.18, "end": 5134.12, "text": " fake high equals funny bro it's cuz of my green screen I'm not hi yeah bro look"}, {"start": 5134.12, "end": 5152.14, "text": " look look I can't literally feel it going inside of me bro"}, {"start": 5152.14, "end": 5158.740000000001, "text": " It's not a single hit, look, look, look, it's on, right?"}, {"start": 5158.740000000001, "end": 5159.740000000001, "text": " It's going green."}, {"start": 5159.740000000001, "end": 5160.740000000001, "text": " Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 5160.740000000001, "end": 5161.740000000001, "text": " Look, look."}, {"start": 5161.740000000001, "end": 5162.740000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5162.740000000001, "end": 5163.740000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5163.740000000001, "end": 5164.740000000001, "text": " They're jamming movie."}, {"start": 5164.740000000001, "end": 5165.740000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5165.74, "end": 5167.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5186.54, "end": 5189.4, "text": " Should be clear first real hit that was"}, {"start": 5225.74, "end": 5228.78, "text": " Doing this I'll suck your tahini tahiti cock"}, {"start": 5242.62, "end": 5246.5, "text": " Stop saying cock bro cock is normal dog"}, {"start": 5255.74, "end": 5260.0199999999995, "text": " It's cocky so oh shit"}, {"start": 5264.219999999999, "end": 5266.219999999999, "text": " Sorry guys"}, {"start": 5282.66, "end": 5284.74, "text": " Never lose around like that again, bro"}, {"start": 5286.74, "end": 5290.86, "text": " Is whoa, are you here? Oh, please tell me"}, {"start": 5296.9, "end": 5302.219999999999, "text": " You didn't have a dog I hate it I'm already feeling it y'all over here, bro"}, {"start": 5304.38, "end": 5306.38, "text": " Bro that's you what's good though"}, {"start": 5307.78, "end": 5309.74, "text": " Wait, let's see. Can you ask a"}, {"start": 5309.74, "end": 5315.58, "text": " Uh, Saeed, if Saeed's here for my old mouse back, thank you dude."}, {"start": 5318.38, "end": 5327.74, "text": " Penalcloth, I HIT IT! I HIT THE PEN! I already hit it! That's not a blinker, shut the fuck up, bro!"}, {"start": 5327.74, "end": 5355.7, "text": " I think I think we go see go see go see go see"}, {"start": 5385.9, "end": 5387.9, "text": " Let's go bro"}, {"start": 5388.639999999999, "end": 5391.639999999999, "text": " Nice to you. Oh, this is not a fucking comeback, baby"}, {"start": 5392.48, "end": 5394.48, "text": " Wait, can you put that back there?"}, {"start": 5404.0, "end": 5410.62, "text": " Hey guys, I think I think I think we're doing pretty well y'all um, what do y'all do for a living?"}, {"start": 5410.62, "end": 5421.54, "text": " Let's go be here. What let's go be I can't listen I don't have a job"}, {"start": 5421.54, "end": 5423.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5425.54, "end": 5427.54, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 5428.9, "end": 5430.9, "text": " Oh, that's crazy"}, {"start": 5440.62, "end": 5444.62, "text": " uh is it"}, {"start": 5444.62, "end": 5448.62, "text": " oh you only use one mouse on dollar"}, {"start": 5448.62, "end": 5450.62, "text": " I don't think he's gonna catch me"}, {"start": 5450.62, "end": 5452.62, "text": " you can only use one mouse on dollar"}, {"start": 5452.62, "end": 5454.62, "text": " I know bro I'm not gonna hit him bro"}, {"start": 5454.62, "end": 5456.62, "text": " I can buy you"}, {"start": 5456.62, "end": 5458.62, "text": " feet"}, {"start": 5460.62, "end": 5462.62, "text": " okay young bloke"}, {"start": 5462.62, "end": 5464.62, "text": " okay I'm pushing mouse to chat"}, {"start": 5464.62, "end": 5466.62, "text": " alright bro yes I know bro"}, {"start": 5466.62, "end": 5468.62, "text": " I will"}, {"start": 5468.62, "end": 5471.62, "text": " You might have to restart about half an hour before it works."}, {"start": 5471.62, "end": 5472.62, "text": " Oh, thank you, bro."}, {"start": 5472.62, "end": 5473.62, "text": " You got that."}, {"start": 5473.62, "end": 5474.62, "text": " Hit it."}, {"start": 5474.62, "end": 5475.62, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 5475.62, "end": 5478.62, "text": " Damn, all right."}, {"start": 5478.62, "end": 5484.62, "text": " I hit it, bro."}, {"start": 5484.62, "end": 5486.62, "text": " Smoke came out."}, {"start": 5486.62, "end": 5491.62, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 5491.62, "end": 5492.62, "text": " I hit it."}, {"start": 5492.62, "end": 5493.62, "text": " I hate y'all, bro."}, {"start": 5493.62, "end": 5494.62, "text": " I literally hit it, bro."}, {"start": 5494.62, "end": 5497.62, "text": " It's just the fucking, it's the fucking camera, bro."}, {"start": 5497.62, "end": 5502.66, "text": " pick up the smoke in the corner stop saying fake it bruh"}, {"start": 5502.66, "end": 5509.54, "text": " hey y'all can literally see it turn green oh shit"}, {"start": 5518.9, "end": 5526.26, "text": " oh my god bro turn green screen off no i'm not turning off bro i'm just full"}, {"start": 5526.26, "end": 5540.9800000000005, "text": " for y'all bro dude I smoked it all right I hate y'all no no I'm not doing"}, {"start": 5540.9800000000005, "end": 5546.06, "text": " that bro I'm not doing my job it just doesn't show dog it literally just"}, {"start": 5546.06, "end": 5550.3, "text": " doesn't show bro I promise to God I'll just turn my screen green screen off"}, {"start": 5550.3, "end": 5552.820000000001, "text": " I'll take my grease thing off the other shit"}, {"start": 5554.900000000001, "end": 5561.46, "text": " I'm not a lie. It's just where you do VIO here fake high the whole stream. I'm gonna end my shit"}, {"start": 5561.46, "end": 5565.42, "text": " I'm I'm not trolling. I don't like that. I don't like that"}, {"start": 5580.3, "end": 5590.3, "text": " I thought it was on me."}, {"start": 5590.3, "end": 5596.3, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 5596.3, "end": 5600.8, "text": " Stop faking it, bro. I'm turning this"}, {"start": 5619.42, "end": 5623.4800000000005, "text": " I'm not doing that every fucking time bro like glad I'm not doing it every time, bro"}, {"start": 5686.3, "end": 5688.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5692.18, "end": 5694.18, "text": " Got him"}, {"start": 5702.42, "end": 5705.1, "text": " Nice hey come back time"}, {"start": 5705.9800000000005, "end": 5712.900000000001, "text": " No, no that all the guy there's no way I can make it past to like two games. I"}, {"start": 5712.900000000001, "end": 5714.900000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5714.900000000001, "end": 5716.900000000001, "text": " Swear to God"}, {"start": 5718.780000000001, "end": 5725.460000000001, "text": " No, no, no, I think I think I'm gonna green this dream, bro. I mean I might need someone a babysitting bro. I'm not even joking"}, {"start": 5734.14, "end": 5738.1, "text": " Hey, let's go. Let's let's go. Let's go"}, {"start": 5742.900000000001, "end": 5762.900000000001, "text": " Oh my, one backside. Oh yeah. Oh yeah bro. Wait! Come B! Come B!"}, {"start": 5762.900000000001, "end": 5763.620000000001, "text": " Sorry, sorry!"}, {"start": 5765.22, "end": 5765.860000000001, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 5776.3, "end": 5776.8, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 5822.900000000001, "end": 5825.700000000001, "text": " Yo, let's do some team bonding."}, {"start": 5829.02, "end": 5831.52, "text": " What state are the United States are y'all from?"}, {"start": 5841.02, "end": 5842.02, "text": " That's what's up."}, {"start": 5846.660000000001, "end": 5847.500000000001, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 5852.900000000001, "end": 5860.900000000001, "text": " Oh my fucking god, bro."}, {"start": 5860.900000000001, "end": 5863.900000000001, "text": " Oh, tank!"}, {"start": 5863.900000000001, "end": 5865.900000000001, "text": " My god!"}, {"start": 5865.900000000001, "end": 5870.900000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5870.900000000001, "end": 5872.900000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5872.900000000001, "end": 5875.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, it was a collab, bro."}, {"start": 5875.900000000001, "end": 5876.900000000001, "text": " We needed that."}, {"start": 5876.900000000001, "end": 5880.900000000001, "text": " We needed that."}, {"start": 5880.900000000001, "end": 5883.740000000001, "text": " He acting like he fried."}, {"start": 5883.740000000001, "end": 5884.240000000001, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 5889.780000000001, "end": 5893.22, "text": " Bro is smoking nothing, OK."}, {"start": 5893.22, "end": 5894.3, "text": " Let's go, bro."}, {"start": 5894.3, "end": 5895.9400000000005, "text": " Don't have to take a hit of it, bro."}, {"start": 5895.9400000000005, "end": 5898.38, "text": " I'm sure we want two ops."}, {"start": 5898.38, "end": 5900.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, look, hey, if you want to win the game,"}, {"start": 5900.18, "end": 5900.700000000001, "text": " give me a hop."}, {"start": 5903.820000000001, "end": 5904.580000000001, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 5904.580000000001, "end": 5905.22, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 5905.22, "end": 5906.420000000001, "text": " I appreciate you, bro."}, {"start": 5906.42, "end": 5913.42, "text": " I can buy you a spectre."}, {"start": 5913.42, "end": 5918.42, "text": " That's okay too."}, {"start": 5918.42, "end": 5925.42, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 5925.42, "end": 5932.42, "text": " It's you, I think."}, {"start": 5932.42, "end": 5934.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5936.18, "end": 5940.3, "text": " Yeah, oh yeah, bro, what are these abilities, bro?"}, {"start": 5942.02, "end": 5944.02, "text": " 27"}, {"start": 5950.14, "end": 5957.34, "text": " Fight down see I was trying to wait for the fuckers shield to go down dog. I"}, {"start": 5957.34, "end": 5964.5, "text": " I was waiting for the shield to go down, but I should never went down a bro. Oh"}, {"start": 5966.74, "end": 5968.74, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 5974.900000000001, "end": 5982.54, "text": " Like lots for that's how I keep gameplay. Oh my god the chain of wings. I live this so many dirty things"}, {"start": 5984.54, "end": 5986.54, "text": " Dude oh"}, {"start": 5987.34, "end": 5997.7, "text": " 30 seconds left oh my god, oh my god, oh my god"}, {"start": 5997.7, "end": 5999.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6014.46, "end": 6016.46, "text": " What the fuck are you shooting"}, {"start": 6027.7, "end": 6029.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6039.34, "end": 6042.74, "text": " See days are no bro. I'm not doing another one about fuck y'all I"}, {"start": 6045.7, "end": 6047.7, "text": " Literally"}, {"start": 6057.7, "end": 6064.7, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6064.7, "end": 6073.7, "text": " Oh, this game is so trash!"}, {"start": 6073.7, "end": 6075.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6075.7, "end": 6077.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6077.7, "end": 6083.7, "text": " Oh no, bro."}, {"start": 6083.7, "end": 6085.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6086.04, "end": 6088.04, "text": " No, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 6089.5, "end": 6092.62, "text": " My fucking god, bro. Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 6105.58, "end": 6107.58, "text": " Do y'all not see that shit"}, {"start": 6113.7, "end": 6116.7, "text": " I did it. I'm not I did it"}, {"start": 6117.98, "end": 6125.78, "text": " Batteries are dead. No, it's lit right on my screen on my screen. I can see the smoke come out clearly and it's a big smoke"}, {"start": 6133.38, "end": 6135.38, "text": " Screen"}, {"start": 6135.38, "end": 6137.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6145.38, "end": 6148.86, "text": " Can't do three games for I genuinely can't do three games"}, {"start": 6151.06, "end": 6154.1, "text": " How do you know play this game good with your high bro? Oh"}, {"start": 6157.7, "end": 6159.7, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 6159.7, "end": 6163.62, "text": " L, but I'll do three."}, {"start": 6163.62, "end": 6165.62, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 6165.62, "end": 6167.62, "text": " I'll do three, bro."}, {"start": 6167.62, "end": 6169.62, "text": " One under."}, {"start": 6169.62, "end": 6171.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6177.62, "end": 6179.62, "text": " Wait, wait, we're winning. We're winning right now."}, {"start": 6179.62, "end": 6181.62, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 6181.62, "end": 6183.62, "text": " Under, under."}, {"start": 6183.62, "end": 6185.62, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6185.62, "end": 6192.24, "text": " Oh my fucking god, I'm kind of hungry"}, {"start": 6195.88, "end": 6197.88, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 6200.62, "end": 6202.62, "text": " Yeah, go on by"}, {"start": 6202.62, "end": 6209.62, "text": " I cannot believe I'm flying off soon, my little boy."}, {"start": 6209.62, "end": 6218.62, "text": " Fake high equals funny, I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro."}, {"start": 6218.62, "end": 6222.62, "text": " I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro."}, {"start": 6222.62, "end": 6226.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah, fake high, fake high."}, {"start": 6226.62, "end": 6228.62, "text": " I need that"}, {"start": 6232.46, "end": 6234.46, "text": " Sure bro"}, {"start": 6245.099999999999, "end": 6247.099999999999, "text": " Oh, fuck me, dawg"}, {"start": 6247.82, "end": 6248.82, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 6248.82, "end": 6250.82, "text": " I got this"}, {"start": 6250.82, "end": 6252.82, "text": " I got C, guys"}, {"start": 6253.42, "end": 6254.42, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 6254.42, "end": 6256.42, "text": " Spike on A"}, {"start": 6257.38, "end": 6260.0199999999995, "text": " Is Jason you are any many"}, {"start": 6270.5, "end": 6272.5, "text": " My god, yeah"}, {"start": 6274.22, "end": 6280.76, "text": " Nice skin, bro, why is your name Mochi are you Japanese? I picked it up from the floor. No, I'm not Japanese"}, {"start": 6282.0599999999995, "end": 6284.0599999999995, "text": " What why is your name Mochi?"}, {"start": 6284.06, "end": 6291.06, "text": " I like Mochi."}, {"start": 6291.06, "end": 6292.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6292.06, "end": 6299.06, "text": " Oh I gave you the shirt so you wouldn't have to buy it."}, {"start": 6299.06, "end": 6310.06, "text": " I got a nasty fucking gun."}, {"start": 6310.06, "end": 6317.06, "text": " I got a dirty flank."}, {"start": 6317.06, "end": 6324.06, "text": " Okay, straight through."}, {"start": 6324.06, "end": 6326.06, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6326.06, "end": 6333.06, "text": " What did I tell him, bro?"}, {"start": 6333.06, "end": 6336.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6336.06, "end": 6346.06, "text": " No, I guess get it wider."}, {"start": 6346.06, "end": 6349.06, "text": " Is that what happens when you get high?"}, {"start": 6349.06, "end": 6352.06, "text": " Chad, what's the scariest thing?"}, {"start": 6352.06, "end": 6354.06, "text": " Okay, he's here."}, {"start": 6354.06, "end": 6359.06, "text": " What is the scariest thing in life?"}, {"start": 6359.06, "end": 6361.06, "text": " Gun here."}, {"start": 6361.06, "end": 6363.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6366.46, "end": 6369.72, "text": " Didn't even make sense you're scared of me, but you're watching me"}, {"start": 6374.18, "end": 6378.26, "text": " Your face doesn't make sense"}, {"start": 6381.9400000000005, "end": 6383.9400000000005, "text": " Dying to a fire"}, {"start": 6384.18, "end": 6389.42, "text": " No dying to a father. I mean dying to a fire by worst ways to go out"}, {"start": 6391.06, "end": 6401.06, "text": " Like you just feel everything and you slowly just die and everything's just burning up max potential. That's horrible bro."}, {"start": 6405.06, "end": 6411.06, "text": " Drowning? Nah, Drowning, Drowning I feel like you will die faster."}, {"start": 6411.06, "end": 6418.06, "text": " So it's not as bad as a fire. I feel like fire you probably have like 30 seconds, what the fuck? 30 seconds until you..."}, {"start": 6418.06, "end": 6420.06, "text": " Stefan Sieger is..."}, {"start": 6426.6, "end": 6428.6, "text": " 35, 35 here"}, {"start": 6435.1, "end": 6437.1, "text": " Come on, show us!"}, {"start": 6439.92, "end": 6441.92, "text": " One more!"}, {"start": 6442.240000000001, "end": 6444.240000000001, "text": " Son of a gun, son of a gun"}, {"start": 6448.06, "end": 6451.06, "text": " My god, let's get this shit over with, bro."}, {"start": 6451.06, "end": 6454.06, "text": " Hey, hey, let's get this shit over with, bro."}, {"start": 6462.06, "end": 6464.06, "text": " Dying slowly, stuck in a cave."}, {"start": 6464.06, "end": 6468.06, "text": " Yo, how did that guy that was stuck in a cave?"}, {"start": 6468.06, "end": 6471.06, "text": " Yo, this guy's pissing me off."}, {"start": 6471.06, "end": 6481.1, "text": " How did that guy who had his arm stuck in the fucking cave in between two"}, {"start": 6481.1, "end": 6489.660000000001, "text": " present purposes survived in 48 hours there? I would have fucking died."}, {"start": 6489.66, "end": 6491.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6496.0199999999995, "end": 6500.54, "text": " More than 40 a my guy is way longer to insane"}, {"start": 6519.66, "end": 6523.66, "text": " man 117"}, {"start": 6539.66, "end": 6543.66, "text": " there's no way I don't see that shit, bro"}, {"start": 6549.66, "end": 6554.66, "text": " I'm gunning for chamber."}, {"start": 6554.66, "end": 6557.3, "text": " Blowing my shit, girl."}, {"start": 6557.3, "end": 6558.9, "text": " Blowing my shit, bear."}, {"start": 6564.58, "end": 6565.22, "text": " No cough."}, {"start": 6565.22, "end": 6568.38, "text": " I don't cough after every, like, pity."}, {"start": 6568.38, "end": 6571.139999999999, "text": " I'm not taking, like, a mouse."}, {"start": 6575.78, "end": 6577.46, "text": " Oh, I'm the best, bro."}, {"start": 6577.46, "end": 6578.0599999999995, "text": " I'm the best."}, {"start": 6579.66, "end": 6583.099999999999, "text": " The best, bro."}, {"start": 6583.099999999999, "end": 6585.46, "text": " You said blinker?"}, {"start": 6585.46, "end": 6588.0199999999995, "text": " If I did blinker, I'd be dead by now."}, {"start": 6588.0199999999995, "end": 6589.74, "text": " I'd actually be dead by now."}, {"start": 6589.74, "end": 6597.099999999999, "text": " I'm not like, this is the highest I've ever been in my life."}, {"start": 6597.099999999999, "end": 6598.099999999999, "text": " Cap?"}, {"start": 6598.099999999999, "end": 6599.099999999999, "text": " Ah, bro."}, {"start": 6599.099999999999, "end": 6600.099999999999, "text": " Maybe, no."}, {"start": 6600.099999999999, "end": 6601.099999999999, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 6601.099999999999, "end": 6606.099999999999, "text": " I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint."}, {"start": 6606.1, "end": 6609.54, "text": " Maybe not. I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint."}, {"start": 6609.54, "end": 6611.54, "text": " That was part of the highest I've ever been."}, {"start": 6615.54, "end": 6617.54, "text": " Is there a thing?"}, {"start": 6617.54, "end": 6619.54, "text": " You want to play, let's play."}, {"start": 6619.54, "end": 6621.54, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 6624.660000000001, "end": 6626.660000000001, "text": " Careful, you're launched."}, {"start": 6630.42, "end": 6632.42, "text": " Give them a fake."}, {"start": 6632.42, "end": 6634.42, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 6636.1, "end": 6638.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6640.900000000001, "end": 6642.900000000001, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 6646.5, "end": 6653.26, "text": " Hey, oh, I need this so bad. Oh, it's a really"}, {"start": 6659.620000000001, "end": 6661.620000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6661.62, "end": 6667.62, "text": " listen to this the fuck is this huh"}, {"start": 6667.62, "end": 6671.62, "text": " I just got punched in the fucking mouth"}, {"start": 6681.62, "end": 6685.62, "text": " alright someone stick it"}, {"start": 6691.62, "end": 6705.9, "text": " Oh my god, let me get this game win, I'll leave this one win."}, {"start": 6705.9, "end": 6711.86, "text": " So let me get this one win."}, {"start": 6711.860000000001, "end": 6720.860000000001, "text": " Do I look higher or no?"}, {"start": 6720.860000000001, "end": 6722.860000000001, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 6722.860000000001, "end": 6733.860000000001, "text": " I don't know what you're like right now."}, {"start": 6733.860000000001, "end": 6736.860000000001, "text": " It's you and me."}, {"start": 6736.860000000001, "end": 6746.860000000001, "text": " Okay wait, I think they're out."}, {"start": 6746.860000000001, "end": 6749.860000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6749.860000000001, "end": 6752.860000000001, "text": " What bro?"}, {"start": 6752.860000000001, "end": 6755.860000000001, "text": " What bro?"}, {"start": 6755.860000000001, "end": 6758.860000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6758.860000000001, "end": 6760.860000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6790.860000000001, "end": 6792.860000000001, "text": " I can't come in the shed."}, {"start": 6796.860000000001, "end": 6798.860000000001, "text": " Take off green stream."}, {"start": 6798.860000000001, "end": 6801.860000000001, "text": " God, do I need to do this shit every time, bro?"}, {"start": 6801.860000000001, "end": 6804.860000000001, "text": " This is lead to do improve. I'm gonna say it as I sound."}, {"start": 6811.860000000001, "end": 6813.860000000001, "text": " What do you want from me, bro?"}, {"start": 6820.860000000001, "end": 6827.860000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6831.540000000001, "end": 6838.540000000001, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 6839.820000000001, "end": 6846.18, "text": " oh my gosh 74 mixed 70 chamber 40"}, {"start": 6846.18, "end": 6848.18, "text": " Savannah on me."}, {"start": 6856.18, "end": 6858.18, "text": " I'm dating."}, {"start": 6858.18, "end": 6860.18, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6867.18, "end": 6870.18, "text": " No bro, it's the green stream, bro."}, {"start": 6871.18, "end": 6873.18, "text": " It's a green stream!"}, {"start": 6873.18, "end": 6875.18, "text": " Blow it into the lens."}, {"start": 6876.18, "end": 6883.780000000001, "text": " So get rid of my green screen then."}, {"start": 6883.780000000001, "end": 6886.18, "text": " Alright, I'll get rid of my green screen, bro."}, {"start": 6886.18, "end": 6894.18, "text": " Yo, what is this flow doing to food, oh my god, bro, oh my god, fuck you."}, {"start": 6894.18, "end": 6896.18, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 6896.18, "end": 6899.18, "text": " Make that shit blink."}, {"start": 6899.18, "end": 6903.18, "text": " Bro, rage, rage, bro."}, {"start": 6903.18, "end": 6905.18, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 6905.18, "end": 6907.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6913.46, "end": 6915.46, "text": " I'm so fried"}, {"start": 6935.18, "end": 6937.18, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 6953.18, "end": 6955.18, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 6961.18, "end": 6963.18, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 6965.18, "end": 6967.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6974.34, "end": 6976.34, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 6976.58, "end": 6982.14, "text": " Hey, I wish I was more talkative like I'm talking to myself"}, {"start": 6986.54, "end": 6988.54, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6989.22, "end": 6993.54, "text": " You all what how I gave y'all the bro"}, {"start": 6995.18, "end": 6997.18, "text": " Hey, bro."}, {"start": 7000.9400000000005, "end": 7002.9400000000005, "text": " Last round."}, {"start": 7002.9400000000005, "end": 7004.9400000000005, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7008.54, "end": 7010.54, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 7015.02, "end": 7017.02, "text": " Oh, this is gonna be hard with the next ult."}, {"start": 7019.5, "end": 7021.5, "text": " No hit."}, {"start": 7025.18, "end": 7027.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7048.54, "end": 7051.34, "text": " It's charge you fucking idiots I hate y'all"}, {"start": 7051.34, "end": 7057.4800000000005, "text": " It shows in my screen, but I can't y'all can't see the smoke sometimes is a lighting"}, {"start": 7061.78, "end": 7065.26, "text": " Yo, Jax why why why why why?"}, {"start": 7066.860000000001, "end": 7069.62, "text": " Now I'm just playing with you. I'm just playing. I'm just joking with you"}, {"start": 7081.34, "end": 7083.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7083.34, "end": 7085.34, "text": " I'm like"}, {"start": 7103.9800000000005, "end": 7107.14, "text": " Oh, I'll do so many good things to you with oh"}, {"start": 7107.14, "end": 7114.38, "text": " Oh, he just came now hey, oh wow, bro. Wow. Jesus. Wow. Have a good day"}, {"start": 7124.42, "end": 7126.42, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 7137.14, "end": 7139.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7139.4400000000005, "end": 7141.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, oh my god way"}, {"start": 7149.62, "end": 7151.62, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 7151.62, "end": 7153.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7166.14, "end": 7171.0, "text": " Hey guys see that one yes or no, bro, I'm a gay teacher at all"}, {"start": 7176.3, "end": 7178.3, "text": " God"}, {"start": 7178.3, "end": 7184.46, "text": " Oh my fucking god, man. There's actually just no way, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 7185.860000000001, "end": 7187.860000000001, "text": " My god, that was only one game"}, {"start": 7188.7, "end": 7190.7, "text": " You gotta be fucking shitty me"}, {"start": 7192.820000000001, "end": 7196.24, "text": " Genuinely like that was one game"}, {"start": 7200.74, "end": 7202.74, "text": " Do well get it to me"}, {"start": 7208.3, "end": 7210.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7210.3, "end": 7211.74, "text": " Shanks"}, {"start": 7211.74, "end": 7214.14, "text": " So it shanks bro. He's not a gold though"}, {"start": 7216.1, "end": 7218.34, "text": " YBG, I think YBG is here"}, {"start": 7227.54, "end": 7229.54, "text": " Guapa"}, {"start": 7233.7, "end": 7236.88, "text": " Prada's in the chat Prada's ugly"}, {"start": 7238.3, "end": 7248.3, "text": " Is he actually in the chat?"}, {"start": 7248.3, "end": 7253.58, "text": " Dude, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7253.58, "end": 7256.58, "text": " Who the fuck is playing this game?"}, {"start": 7256.58, "end": 7257.58, "text": " Shanks?"}, {"start": 7257.58, "end": 7266.06, "text": " Shanks has been playing this game for five years straight, or like ten years straight."}, {"start": 7266.06, "end": 7271.26, "text": " is like genuinely like self it's self-horm"}, {"start": 7275.740000000001, "end": 7278.740000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 7279.06, "end": 7285.5, "text": " alright bro I'm gonna cue another oh I think you another no I have to cue"}, {"start": 7285.5, "end": 7290.740000000001, "text": " another I think you another I'm just gonna cue another fucking"}, {"start": 7290.74, "end": 7299.74, "text": " That's Ron. What is he even doing? Is he polishing? Playing cards with my little brother. Yep."}, {"start": 7299.74, "end": 7305.74, "text": " Balash. Ultimate Balash."}, {"start": 7305.74, "end": 7310.74, "text": " Actually, across stage two, the third highest in the league of all the partnership teams of all the players."}, {"start": 7310.74, "end": 7313.74, "text": " He's only behind Neon and Blows, which is crazy."}, {"start": 7313.74, "end": 7317.74, "text": " Did you hear that, chap? Did you fucking hear that?"}, {"start": 7317.74, "end": 7324.74, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 7324.74, "end": 7333.74, "text": " I need something I need to look at right now."}, {"start": 7333.74, "end": 7343.74, "text": " What if I were to produce her tryouts?"}, {"start": 7343.74, "end": 7347.74, "text": " The next opponent is... you."}, {"start": 7365.74, "end": 7370.74, "text": " I wish Puma loved me so much more than everybody else on the job site."}, {"start": 7370.74, "end": 7382.74, "text": " To my brother, if the whole world is against you, then it's us, versus the world."}, {"start": 7382.74, "end": 7387.74, "text": " I'm with you."}, {"start": 7387.74, "end": 7390.74, "text": " Holy fuck, bruh."}, {"start": 7390.74, "end": 7391.74, "text": " Happy birthday!"}, {"start": 7391.74, "end": 7395.74, "text": " Happy birthday to you!"}, {"start": 7395.74, "end": 7396.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7396.74, "end": 7397.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7397.74, "end": 7399.74, "text": " Send us to a Cambodian batty."}, {"start": 7399.74, "end": 7400.74, "text": " So what's the day?"}, {"start": 7400.74, "end": 7404.099999999999, "text": " I'm shaking and quaking, clinking, peaking, like shoveling and raking, that's what got"}, {"start": 7404.099999999999, "end": 7407.7, "text": " statements from the party adjacent, you think you like raking, and Sissy real quick, you"}, {"start": 7407.7, "end": 7409.2, "text": " get a little like the basement."}, {"start": 7409.2, "end": 7415.2, "text": " Do you want me, do you want to love me like that?"}, {"start": 7415.2, "end": 7416.2, "text": " Found."}, {"start": 7416.2, "end": 7425.44, "text": " Oh, fuck me, man."}, {"start": 7425.4400000000005, "end": 7427.76, "text": " Y'all should start asking random questions though."}, {"start": 7430.860000000001, "end": 7431.700000000001, "text": " No, don't do that."}, {"start": 7431.700000000001, "end": 7433.4400000000005, "text": " Why would I tell you how to do that?"}, {"start": 7433.4400000000005, "end": 7434.9400000000005, "text": " Don't do that, don't do that."}, {"start": 7439.200000000001, "end": 7440.040000000001, "text": " TTS?"}, {"start": 7440.040000000001, "end": 7441.56, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 7441.56, "end": 7442.56, "text": " I'm putting TTS."}, {"start": 7443.92, "end": 7445.52, "text": " Nah, they're my reflection."}, {"start": 7446.4400000000005, "end": 7448.88, "text": " That should not blow my eye."}, {"start": 7452.88, "end": 7453.72, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 7454.4800000000005, "end": 7457.52, "text": " Hey, yo, it's good"}, {"start": 7461.04, "end": 7463.04, "text": " Yo, yo guys"}, {"start": 7467.08, "end": 7469.08, "text": " Yeah, just"}, {"start": 7470.12, "end": 7474.5, "text": " Moderate it. All right. All right. I'm 60 turn it on fucking"}, {"start": 7476.0, "end": 7478.0, "text": " You're walking"}, {"start": 7478.360000000001, "end": 7480.6, "text": " Fuck you mean lock in bro. I'm locked in"}, {"start": 7480.6, "end": 7482.22, "text": " I need to win this."}, {"start": 7482.22, "end": 7483.26, "text": " I'll get an agent."}, {"start": 7483.26, "end": 7484.26, "text": " Oh, fuck, come on."}, {"start": 7497.46, "end": 7500.54, "text": " So what's your line?"}, {"start": 7503.1, "end": 7504.9400000000005, "text": " My case is here."}, {"start": 7504.9400000000005, "end": 7505.4400000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7505.4400000000005, "end": 7511.4400000000005, "text": " What are you playing on PlayStation?"}, {"start": 7511.4400000000005, "end": 7513.4400000000005, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7513.4400000000005, "end": 7515.4400000000005, "text": " Where you at?"}, {"start": 7515.4400000000005, "end": 7517.4400000000005, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7524.4400000000005, "end": 7526.4400000000005, "text": " How, bro?"}, {"start": 7526.4400000000005, "end": 7529.4400000000005, "text": " That battle on PS5?"}, {"start": 7531.4400000000005, "end": 7534.4400000000005, "text": " Ah, another Kingdom infestation."}, {"start": 7534.4400000000005, "end": 7536.4400000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7539.360000000001, "end": 7541.360000000001, "text": " No, they fucking don't bro"}, {"start": 7543.240000000001, "end": 7548.68, "text": " After this challenge is done get on boy driving sim we want to see you do some high driving"}, {"start": 7548.68, "end": 7551.72, "text": " Well, since you already suck that it's over you might be better"}, {"start": 7556.320000000001, "end": 7563.4400000000005, "text": " Come down bro. Fuck you. I can drive I've never been in I never caused a car accident"}, {"start": 7564.4400000000005, "end": 7566.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7570.740000000001, "end": 7572.740000000001, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 7575.64, "end": 7580.320000000001, "text": " Hey Darla, I mean look in tower once you're ready. Okay, uh, you know"}, {"start": 7582.84, "end": 7585.200000000001, "text": " That's different the car wasn't moving"}, {"start": 7585.960000000001, "end": 7587.960000000001, "text": " Wasn't my own coming traffic"}, {"start": 7594.4400000000005, "end": 7596.4400000000005, "text": " three"}, {"start": 7596.4400000000005, "end": 7598.4400000000005, "text": " three"}, {"start": 7598.4400000000005, "end": 7600.4400000000005, "text": " ah bro"}, {"start": 7600.4400000000005, "end": 7602.4400000000005, "text": " everything is good with creatures in the back"}, {"start": 7602.4400000000005, "end": 7604.4400000000005, "text": " normal and you're supposed to have a heart"}, {"start": 7604.4400000000005, "end": 7606.4400000000005, "text": " why they shot my body what the fuck"}, {"start": 7606.4400000000005, "end": 7608.4400000000005, "text": " i would love to victimize"}, {"start": 7608.4400000000005, "end": 7610.4400000000005, "text": " get it back in blood"}, {"start": 7616.4400000000005, "end": 7618.4400000000005, "text": " i saw that bro"}, {"start": 7624.4400000000005, "end": 7626.4400000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7631.52, "end": 7633.52, "text": " My don't mind over"}, {"start": 7636.080000000001, "end": 7642.88, "text": " Maybe ask me this to a Victorian child in the 1800s that a little Chinese boy is making money getting high and playing"}, {"start": 7642.88, "end": 7645.88, "text": " one"}, {"start": 7645.88, "end": 7649.88, "text": " health"}, {"start": 7649.88, "end": 7652.88, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 7652.88, "end": 7653.88, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 7653.88, "end": 7658.88, "text": " the 78 sewer"}, {"start": 7658.88, "end": 7662.88, "text": " you are now manually"}, {"start": 7662.88, "end": 7665.88, "text": " one ramp one ramp"}, {"start": 7665.88, "end": 7667.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7679.96, "end": 7684.66, "text": " Already into the chat. Oh my god"}, {"start": 7689.0, "end": 7693.88, "text": " Oh my fucking god, yo guys we need to win this round, please"}, {"start": 7696.72, "end": 7698.72, "text": " Welcome with a strap"}, {"start": 7699.6, "end": 7703.16, "text": " If the comms no one listen, I'm gonna try my hardest"}, {"start": 7704.88, "end": 7706.88, "text": " We did it's not a scrap"}, {"start": 7707.68, "end": 7712.08, "text": " Damn, let me let me talk bro. Let's go. Let's do a B split"}, {"start": 7712.08, "end": 7717.08, "text": " split. It's a big split."}, {"start": 7721.08, "end": 7724.08, "text": " It's down in three, two, one."}, {"start": 7727.08, "end": 7730.08, "text": " It's all fucked up there in the mid lane."}, {"start": 7730.08, "end": 7732.08, "text": " Is that clear?"}, {"start": 7734.08, "end": 7736.08, "text": " Seven and a half."}, {"start": 7742.08, "end": 7744.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7749.44, "end": 7753.12, "text": " Like link link you're not all your wall"}, {"start": 7757.12, "end": 7762.48, "text": " I deserve that I deserve death put me in an electric kill it killed me bro"}, {"start": 7762.48, "end": 7767.72, "text": " I deserve everything bad in the fucking world. I'm laying bro. You have a mic use it"}, {"start": 7767.72, "end": 7770.36, "text": " I deserve everything bad in the world"}, {"start": 7772.08, "end": 7774.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7781.44, "end": 7783.44, "text": " Lose that"}, {"start": 7788.28, "end": 7790.28, "text": " This guy's is throwing"}, {"start": 7790.92, "end": 7794.16, "text": " So when I get high and play valorant every day my mom"}, {"start": 7794.16, "end": 7800.16, "text": " I mean, you also have headphones, right? You can do my creeper thing."}, {"start": 7800.16, "end": 7802.16, "text": " Guys, guys, guys! Bro, come on, bro."}, {"start": 7802.16, "end": 7803.16, "text": " Hey, hey, hey!"}, {"start": 7803.16, "end": 7804.16, "text": " That's okay, that's okay."}, {"start": 7804.16, "end": 7806.16, "text": " No, guys. Bro, please. I need to win this shit."}, {"start": 7806.16, "end": 7807.16, "text": " This is guys."}, {"start": 7807.16, "end": 7809.16, "text": " Please stop arguing with each other."}, {"start": 7809.16, "end": 7812.16, "text": " We're only on round three."}, {"start": 7813.16, "end": 7815.16, "text": " My life is tripled though."}, {"start": 7816.16, "end": 7819.16, "text": " Bro, no one's throwing a fucking gold dick shit."}, {"start": 7849.16, "end": 7852.16, "text": " How many eyes that are in real life do you feel watched?"}, {"start": 7853.36, "end": 7854.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7864.16, "end": 7867.16, "text": " Yeah, I think this guy peeks every round. I'm gonna stun him, let's run him down."}, {"start": 7867.16, "end": 7868.16, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7868.16, "end": 7871.16, "text": " Resident evil op linkers ain't no smoke coming up."}, {"start": 7871.16, "end": 7875.16, "text": " Ah, bro. It's over for me."}, {"start": 7875.16, "end": 7878.16, "text": " Yeah, what do you think happens when we die?"}, {"start": 7878.16, "end": 7880.16, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7880.16, "end": 7882.16, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 7888.16, "end": 7894.16, "text": " Imagine coming home from a 9 to 5 shit deal in a shoulty all day, and then sometimes I really play a valorant game,"}, {"start": 7894.16, "end": 7898.16, "text": " and you get a chop-faded spoiled streamer to throw your game for a challenge."}, {"start": 7898.16, "end": 7901.16, "text": " Bitch. Fuck you."}, {"start": 7901.16, "end": 7909.18, "text": " I just will put 24 hours"}, {"start": 7909.18, "end": 7921.94, "text": " Oh my fucking god, bro."}, {"start": 7921.94, "end": 7923.74, "text": " Yo stop fucking suffering."}, {"start": 7923.74, "end": 7927.099999999999, "text": " Play the fucking game and charge that fucking drinking."}, {"start": 7927.099999999999, "end": 7929.38, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 7929.38, "end": 7931.38, "text": " She might be it for me, bro."}, {"start": 7934.02, "end": 7938.5, "text": " I want to take the time to just say Yusuf is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen"}, {"start": 7949.46, "end": 7951.18, "text": " Hey, hey, hey"}, {"start": 7951.18, "end": 7954.66, "text": " Let's lock the fucking y'all. I actually I'm not gonna let us FF this shit"}, {"start": 7954.7, "end": 7958.58, "text": " Why the fuck are we even here, bro? It's old file. Let's get the fuck out of here, bro"}, {"start": 7958.58, "end": 7960.58, "text": " I still believe in you, dude."}, {"start": 7960.58, "end": 7962.58, "text": " What the fuck up?"}, {"start": 7962.58, "end": 7964.58, "text": " I have a bitch."}, {"start": 7964.58, "end": 7968.58, "text": " I'm not crying, you're a crypto thrower on my team."}, {"start": 7968.58, "end": 7970.58, "text": " This is got a mic but I want to use it."}, {"start": 7970.58, "end": 7972.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7972.58, "end": 7974.58, "text": " You're like the only one complaining right now."}, {"start": 7974.58, "end": 7976.58, "text": " Yeah, I need to sort that whole round."}, {"start": 7976.58, "end": 7978.58, "text": " You sort it out."}, {"start": 7978.58, "end": 7980.58, "text": " Did you throw it on the left side?"}, {"start": 7980.58, "end": 7982.58, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 7982.58, "end": 7984.58, "text": " I'm on site."}, {"start": 7988.58, "end": 7995.58, "text": " Oh, you're a good player."}, {"start": 7995.58, "end": 8000.58, "text": " Blank."}, {"start": 8000.58, "end": 8002.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8014.0599999999995, "end": 8021.18, "text": " Don't what is happening? There's no way I shouldn't"}, {"start": 8021.18, "end": 8028.18, "text": " I'm too fried."}, {"start": 8028.18, "end": 8039.18, "text": " I need to do- let me answer it- Shirley, yeah, Shirley!"}, {"start": 8039.18, "end": 8043.18, "text": " Oh, god, three wins."}, {"start": 8043.18, "end": 8045.18, "text": " Three wins."}, {"start": 8051.18, "end": 8053.18, "text": " used to be good"}, {"start": 8053.18, "end": 8055.18, "text": " i am good bro i'm just fucking"}, {"start": 8055.18, "end": 8057.18, "text": " every shadow feels alive"}, {"start": 8057.18, "end": 8059.18, "text": " every distant scream sounds almost human"}, {"start": 8059.18, "end": 8061.18, "text": " and sometimes i wonder"}, {"start": 8061.18, "end": 8063.18, "text": " if we're the ones being watched"}, {"start": 8063.18, "end": 8065.18, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 8065.18, "end": 8067.18, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 8067.18, "end": 8069.18, "text": " i don't know how little we're going to see"}, {"start": 8069.18, "end": 8071.18, "text": " i'm sick of"}, {"start": 8071.18, "end": 8073.18, "text": " watching your gameplay"}, {"start": 8077.18, "end": 8079.18, "text": " i need to do a lot of this"}, {"start": 8079.18, "end": 8081.18, "text": " I need to do out of this"}, {"start": 8084.18, "end": 8086.18, "text": " I'm literally just"}, {"start": 8109.18, "end": 8111.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8115.780000000001, "end": 8117.780000000001, "text": " Show up now"}, {"start": 8119.900000000001, "end": 8121.900000000001, "text": " Why why I say it to time"}, {"start": 8129.14, "end": 8133.4400000000005, "text": " Yo, can you do me a favor and quit the fucking game you're fucking ass bitch"}, {"start": 8139.18, "end": 8157.700000000001, "text": " I'm not doing two times bro."}, {"start": 8157.700000000001, "end": 8165.18, "text": " I did my last, I'm not doing two times, I did my last one, I'm not doing that shit."}, {"start": 8165.18, "end": 8166.860000000001, "text": " I did it fuck y'all"}, {"start": 8169.5, "end": 8173.18, "text": " else cam i literally did one of them"}, {"start": 8173.18, "end": 8175.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8190.700000000001, "end": 8195.52, "text": " Know this is a horrible idea this is a horrible idea"}, {"start": 8225.52, "end": 8227.52, "text": " and he's looking like two people in a second"}, {"start": 8227.52, "end": 8229.52, "text": " what purpose do you serve on this client?"}, {"start": 8229.52, "end": 8231.52, "text": " my turn"}, {"start": 8233.52, "end": 8235.52, "text": " the fuck away from me"}, {"start": 8237.52, "end": 8239.52, "text": " bro, can you do me a favor?"}, {"start": 8239.52, "end": 8241.52, "text": " i'm calling you bro, finish next"}, {"start": 8243.52, "end": 8245.52, "text": " let's not fight the rest of you"}, {"start": 8249.52, "end": 8251.52, "text": " thank you bro"}, {"start": 8251.52, "end": 8253.52, "text": " come on myself"}, {"start": 8253.52, "end": 8255.52, "text": " By the way"}, {"start": 8257.48, "end": 8259.48, "text": " That's too serious"}, {"start": 8289.48, "end": 8297.24, "text": " Centuries skin walkers wear familiar faces things without name free beneath the earth and forgotten gods listen from places"}, {"start": 8297.24, "end": 8302.119999999999, "text": " Humanity so what do you remember why I can see him plus three gets the more faces appear"}, {"start": 8309.08, "end": 8312.359999999999, "text": " Get the fuck out of valor ass and stop larking the high"}, {"start": 8319.48, "end": 8324.48, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 8324.48, "end": 8325.48, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 8325.48, "end": 8329.48, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 8329.48, "end": 8336.48, "text": " The world is spinning."}, {"start": 8336.48, "end": 8366.439999999999, "text": " Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 8366.44, "end": 8369.44, "text": " it and hot loop home man do that on fan"}, {"start": 8369.44, "end": 8375.800000000001, "text": " they'll know what you make you're gonna"}, {"start": 8375.800000000001, "end": 8379.4, "text": " consume the fuck out of this chips with"}, {"start": 8379.4, "end": 8381.2, "text": " four pieces of buffalo wild wings"}, {"start": 8381.2, "end": 8383.720000000001, "text": " chicken wait this is the accident I'm"}, {"start": 8383.720000000001, "end": 8386.960000000001, "text": " not even told them bro hey my dogs are"}, {"start": 8386.960000000001, "end": 8388.480000000001, "text": " you didn't do some fuck shit to this"}, {"start": 8388.48, "end": 8390.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8402.16, "end": 8405.32, "text": " No, I should could be on the"}, {"start": 8405.32, "end": 8407.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8415.82, "end": 8417.82, "text": " But how do you play these games I"}, {"start": 8428.32, "end": 8430.32, "text": " When you get these chicken nuggets from"}, {"start": 8435.32, "end": 8437.32, "text": " He's happy shit."}, {"start": 8437.32, "end": 8439.32, "text": " That's a good spot."}, {"start": 8441.32, "end": 8444.32, "text": " Jason, wake up. It's time for school."}, {"start": 8444.32, "end": 8447.32, "text": " You've been having a dream. Wake up."}, {"start": 8450.32, "end": 8453.32, "text": " Where did he get those chicken nuggets from?"}, {"start": 8465.32, "end": 8467.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8478.52, "end": 8485.94, "text": " My god, man, no, no, it's not my room right now. It's a fucking blur chat"}, {"start": 8495.32, "end": 8497.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8500.36, "end": 8503.16, "text": " Actually just take 13 hits bro"}, {"start": 8514.56, "end": 8516.9, "text": " Hey, I don't mean a mental job like vice"}, {"start": 8519.56, "end": 8521.68, "text": " Is there any reason you don't call out in a"}, {"start": 8521.68, "end": 8537.04, "text": " I'm not gonna lie bro, now what, I hate y'all, hey all I'm saying is, if he doesn't"}, {"start": 8537.04, "end": 8550.960000000001, "text": " use his mic that round, he will not be 111 right now, and you can't even play E, it's"}, {"start": 8550.960000000001, "end": 8554.240000000002, "text": " It's a 3v1. Two people die from the flank."}, {"start": 8555.52, "end": 8556.880000000001, "text": " So it can't just be me."}, {"start": 8558.68, "end": 8561.480000000001, "text": " Bro, it's 1-11, just fucking..."}, {"start": 8562.6, "end": 8564.84, "text": " I'm gonna run it down, just call us."}, {"start": 8567.480000000001, "end": 8568.480000000001, "text": " One B."}, {"start": 8580.960000000001, "end": 8595.720000000001, "text": " plus 14 plus 4 bro we have to move around let's win it I hate this shit"}, {"start": 8595.72, "end": 8596.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8602.42, "end": 8602.92, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 8605.72, "end": 8606.72, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 8611.519999999999, "end": 8612.019999999999, "text": " Hey, God."}, {"start": 8615.92, "end": 8618.119999999999, "text": " I say to this game and more town."}, {"start": 8625.72, "end": 8641.72, "text": " can I just do a 1, 2, 3 instead of 1, 2, 3?"}, {"start": 8671.72, "end": 8680.84, "text": " on top of something. I can feel like the sheep touching the clothes that are touching my skin."}, {"start": 8701.72, "end": 8715.179999999998, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 8715.179999999998, "end": 8728.22, "text": " I need to blow something up."}, {"start": 8728.22, "end": 8730.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8736.66, "end": 8738.66, "text": " Fight planted"}, {"start": 8750.24, "end": 8752.24, "text": " Why am I trying to win this shit, bro"}, {"start": 8788.22, "end": 8790.619999999999, "text": " Oh my fucking god, I'm out of d-ring just the other day."}, {"start": 8793.98, "end": 8795.74, "text": " Oh my fucking god, dude."}, {"start": 8801.34, "end": 8802.46, "text": " YBG?"}, {"start": 8808.3, "end": 8809.34, "text": " Where's YBG?"}, {"start": 8809.34, "end": 8811.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8817.86, "end": 8819.86, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 8823.06, "end": 8828.98, "text": " Dog I've got the munchies in this bad, bro. I"}, {"start": 8831.3, "end": 8837.22, "text": " Can't you again alone, bro? That's just like genuinely like torture"}, {"start": 8839.34, "end": 8858.62, "text": " I'm tasting my Reggie."}, {"start": 8858.62, "end": 8859.62, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8859.62, "end": 8860.62, "text": " Are you guys food?"}, {"start": 8860.62, "end": 8861.62, "text": " Say I'm God."}, {"start": 8861.62, "end": 8862.62, "text": " No, you don't know yet."}, {"start": 8862.62, "end": 8863.62, "text": " I know this one."}, {"start": 8863.62, "end": 8864.62, "text": " I've had this before."}, {"start": 8864.62, "end": 8865.62, "text": " Thank God, bro."}, {"start": 8865.62, "end": 8881.62, "text": " Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god."}, {"start": 8881.62, "end": 8888.140000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, there's no way, bro dog"}, {"start": 8889.300000000001, "end": 8892.980000000001, "text": " That should look good as fuck. What is this?"}, {"start": 8900.34, "end": 8906.84, "text": " But why be any better you hop on the game I don't want to ruin their segment of chat"}, {"start": 8911.62, "end": 8914.78, "text": " Oh my god, it's a polite brother. So good, bro"}, {"start": 8918.220000000001, "end": 8920.480000000001, "text": " Oh my brother left over in the kitchen"}, {"start": 8925.34, "end": 8927.34, "text": " I'm silver"}, {"start": 8930.140000000001, "end": 8934.58, "text": " Join their segment like what is their segment"}, {"start": 8935.900000000001, "end": 8937.94, "text": " Called you wait. Let me call Drew, bro"}, {"start": 8941.62, "end": 8949.740000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm so sad. I'm dead ass so sad. This is so sad chat"}, {"start": 8963.460000000001, "end": 8965.460000000001, "text": " Body called you"}, {"start": 8971.62, "end": 8973.62, "text": " YBG bear hop on discord"}, {"start": 8975.52, "end": 8978.18, "text": " Yo, I'm doing a lacy signal. What's up?"}, {"start": 8979.54, "end": 8986.820000000002, "text": " If you is there any extra food in the kitchen after after yeah after yeah"}, {"start": 9001.62, "end": 9003.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9013.62, "end": 9018.86, "text": " Get another collab with that man a client. Yo"}, {"start": 9021.42, "end": 9023.42, "text": " I go a lot bro"}, {"start": 9023.460000000001, "end": 9025.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna regeat up dog"}, {"start": 9025.900000000001, "end": 9031.140000000001, "text": " My son so far he went on burbles. No, it's so but it's actually bad, bro"}, {"start": 9031.62, "end": 9035.560000000001, "text": " Like yo, I can't hear you"}, {"start": 9042.140000000001, "end": 9044.86, "text": " Bro I'm watching your stream, but you look Friday's fuck"}, {"start": 9055.7, "end": 9057.7, "text": " Hey, can you hear me? Yeah"}, {"start": 9061.62, "end": 9063.62, "text": " I can't hear you!"}, {"start": 9063.62, "end": 9064.62, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 9064.62, "end": 9068.62, "text": " Wait, how can you not hear me?"}, {"start": 9068.62, "end": 9071.62, "text": " YAAAHHHHH!"}, {"start": 9071.62, "end": 9074.62, "text": " Bro, you are fried."}, {"start": 9074.62, "end": 9080.62, "text": " Oh my god, why can't you not hear me, bro?"}, {"start": 9080.62, "end": 9083.62, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 9083.62, "end": 9086.62, "text": " I added you, bro, at 6 with Salvadorian."}, {"start": 9086.62, "end": 9089.62, "text": " Let me beg."}, {"start": 9089.62, "end": 9093.94, "text": " All the motherfuckers, yo, yo, yo, yo!"}, {"start": 9093.94, "end": 9097.62, "text": " I can literally hear myself."}, {"start": 9097.62, "end": 9100.78, "text": " Yo, I hear, I kinda hear you."}, {"start": 9100.78, "end": 9104.42, "text": " Oh, no, I don't, that's in your stream, bro."}, {"start": 9104.42, "end": 9106.220000000001, "text": " Yo, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 9106.220000000001, "end": 9107.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can hear you now, bro."}, {"start": 9107.380000000001, "end": 9109.86, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9109.86, "end": 9112.42, "text": " But have you won yet?"}, {"start": 9112.42, "end": 9113.7, "text": " You don't look like you did."}, {"start": 9113.7, "end": 9115.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9116.78, "end": 9123.5, "text": " I'm so fine you have no fucking idea how much did you lose? I lost two games"}, {"start": 9124.62, "end": 9127.12, "text": " In a row, but that's 13"}, {"start": 9128.26, "end": 9130.58, "text": " 13 bro your fry jit"}, {"start": 9132.58, "end": 9138.800000000001, "text": " All right go on the game bruh at me it's for Salvadorian how you spell that I added you bro"}, {"start": 9143.7, "end": 9145.7, "text": " Six foot Salvadorian"}, {"start": 9147.240000000002, "end": 9153.08, "text": " Where where where where where where where where six foot Salvadorian"}, {"start": 9156.02, "end": 9159.04, "text": " Do y'all see a six foot Salvadorian in my ads"}, {"start": 9161.560000000001, "end": 9165.16, "text": " Not to keep scrolling bro, oh see"}, {"start": 9166.28, "end": 9168.28, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 9168.28, "end": 9170.28, "text": " What version yet update?"}, {"start": 9170.36, "end": 9172.36, "text": " No, you mean"}, {"start": 9173.0, "end": 9175.08, "text": " You're not updated. I am"}, {"start": 9176.24, "end": 9178.480000000001, "text": " No, you're not updated. How?"}, {"start": 9179.76, "end": 9185.0, "text": " They get says version mismatch to the game. So basically what happened was I'm explaining to your high-ass"}, {"start": 9185.24, "end": 9190.92, "text": " So basically while you was playing the game they came up with an update my game updated your game's not"}, {"start": 9190.92, "end": 9195.28, "text": " So you got a research game and get back in the game you fried so it's gonna be a lot for you"}, {"start": 9195.28, "end": 9197.28, "text": " You don't have to get through it"}, {"start": 9198.28, "end": 9200.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9203.800000000001, "end": 9210.12, "text": " Bro, how can you play this shit? Hi, oh, it's easy honest. I'll play shit high every night"}, {"start": 9211.400000000001, "end": 9213.400000000001, "text": " You still play Valorant"}, {"start": 9214.480000000001, "end": 9216.480000000001, "text": " Sometimes"}, {"start": 9217.560000000001, "end": 9219.560000000001, "text": " Oh my god, it's a update though"}, {"start": 9221.28, "end": 9223.12, "text": " Where's not that bad?"}, {"start": 9223.12, "end": 9226.480000000001, "text": " Please time moving in slow"}, {"start": 9226.48, "end": 9228.48, "text": " Oh, I"}, {"start": 9235.52, "end": 9237.52, "text": " What"}, {"start": 9239.32, "end": 9241.32, "text": " Bro, I was talking normally what happened"}, {"start": 9242.88, "end": 9244.74, "text": " No, you were"}, {"start": 9244.74, "end": 9246.74, "text": " Yeah, I was"}, {"start": 9247.24, "end": 9250.0, "text": " But I was talking normally bro. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 9251.14, "end": 9253.14, "text": " See, right, you're high, bro"}, {"start": 9256.48, "end": 9258.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9258.52, "end": 9262.08, "text": " Was are you ready, bro? He was"}, {"start": 9263.68, "end": 9266.08, "text": " I was talking to you normal you can go back in the water. She won't"}, {"start": 9266.92, "end": 9270.96, "text": " Know you weren't bro. Yes. I was maybe you were lagging or something"}, {"start": 9274.72, "end": 9280.6, "text": " Wait Jason he was okay, you had to do something for me, okay? Hmm put your finger on your nose"}, {"start": 9280.6, "end": 9287.08, "text": " Now look at your finger. Yeah, well, I'm not I'm not falling for that shit ever again"}, {"start": 9287.58, "end": 9292.36, "text": " Yo, I'm watching your sleep your finger or nose. I might be high, but I'm not I'm not I'm not doing that"}, {"start": 9292.36, "end": 9296.04, "text": " Bro, it has a new twist to it. What's the twist?"}, {"start": 9297.24, "end": 9299.52, "text": " You want to see put your finger on your nose?"}, {"start": 9302.720000000001, "end": 9304.720000000001, "text": " Now look at your finger"}, {"start": 9334.72, "end": 9340.88, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna carry you. I'm not even trying to please I need I need everything"}, {"start": 9342.88, "end": 9347.859999999999, "text": " Yo yo yo, what's good tea? I feel I feel everything"}, {"start": 9348.599999999999, "end": 9350.279999999999, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 9350.279999999999, "end": 9353.08, "text": " Don't sell my shit. You didn't talk in game by the way. Hey"}, {"start": 9354.039999999999, "end": 9356.279999999999, "text": " Nope still no don't fuck this game"}, {"start": 9359.119999999999, "end": 9361.279999999999, "text": " You're good at playing cipher, bro, you're good, bro"}, {"start": 9362.679999999998, "end": 9364.679999999998, "text": " Odin cipher"}, {"start": 9364.72, "end": 9369.4, "text": " All right, do me a favor. I need you to lock in sage. I'll read out some rules for you, bubba"}, {"start": 9370.84, "end": 9374.72, "text": " You know me something bitch or something. I mean do you want to win?"}, {"start": 9383.679999999998, "end": 9387.599999999999, "text": " Oh, you're like the best boss ever by gaming awesome"}, {"start": 9391.96, "end": 9394.4, "text": " So are you fake laughing with dubbing them or no"}, {"start": 9394.72, "end": 9398.72, "text": " No, man, I was not like you was casting out laughing, bro"}, {"start": 9406.599999999999, "end": 9408.96, "text": " Yeah, this is bro you've been pro you've been"}, {"start": 9409.599999999999, "end": 9416.84, "text": " Munching on those fucking just it's like the never-ending like big bro run. Give me infinite chips. I got chill, bro"}, {"start": 9417.34, "end": 9419.34, "text": " You know the pot of greed"}, {"start": 9420.88, "end": 9422.88, "text": " I say you eat not the pot of greed"}, {"start": 9425.56, "end": 9427.56, "text": " Don't give me a don't give me a cast in that life"}, {"start": 9432.0, "end": 9434.0, "text": " Yeah, you are ruining our six pack"}, {"start": 9441.119999999999, "end": 9444.199999999999, "text": " I'm feeling nice bro consider yourself carried, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 9448.119999999999, "end": 9450.119999999999, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 9451.64, "end": 9453.64, "text": " What is something in the world?"}, {"start": 9454.72, "end": 9457.939999999999, "text": " That you would lose everything to gain for"}, {"start": 9460.359999999999, "end": 9463.539999999999, "text": " Probably like probably like a really bad, huh?"}, {"start": 9465.439999999999, "end": 9467.439999999999, "text": " What about you here?"}, {"start": 9471.4, "end": 9476.099999999999, "text": " You there I know guys, let's go see for some shall we"}, {"start": 9480.56, "end": 9482.56, "text": " My crew with me"}, {"start": 9482.56, "end": 9484.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9484.56, "end": 9486.56, "text": " Just one oh"}, {"start": 9490.039999999999, "end": 9492.039999999999, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 9492.279999999999, "end": 9494.279999999999, "text": " One HP on saving code nice"}, {"start": 9495.279999999999, "end": 9497.88, "text": " Sage of back seven. That's my death. Thank you"}, {"start": 9499.92, "end": 9502.88, "text": " Hey, okay, Jason. Are you hot?"}, {"start": 9504.08, "end": 9506.08, "text": " Are we just lost?"}, {"start": 9507.6, "end": 9509.6, "text": " He's very low. Oh very low"}, {"start": 9510.4, "end": 9512.4, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 9512.56, "end": 9525.88, "text": " I need you bro 78 I hit him 78 bro I thought he was low I thought he was low"}, {"start": 9525.88, "end": 9533.56, "text": " I think our jet is high yo who said he's low who who said he's low I think our jet is high"}, {"start": 9533.56, "end": 9541.48, "text": " bro they got blinker yo like I killed three and then got back up to 78 that's not my fault"}, {"start": 9541.48, "end": 9543.72, "text": " Get a mute up for me, bro. Okay. That's one"}, {"start": 9544.76, "end": 9546.76, "text": " You know what? Yeah, I got you"}, {"start": 9548.119999999999, "end": 9553.32, "text": " Bro, take a blinker. Why are you looking at the blinker? It's saying hit me. Hey, me"}, {"start": 9562.96, "end": 9567.66, "text": " Hopefully if we can make it better once we win this game. Are you thinking fake blinkers and you speak hi?"}, {"start": 9567.84, "end": 9569.84, "text": " Why don't know smoke them out, bro?"}, {"start": 9572.48, "end": 9577.859999999999, "text": " Good I could I I'm so fucking cut the same that really clear sight good"}, {"start": 9581.68, "end": 9583.68, "text": " There is four people on beat"}, {"start": 9588.359999999999, "end": 9594.539999999999, "text": " It's nice days on are they're chasing after you garage"}, {"start": 9601.48, "end": 9603.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9604.48, "end": 9606.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9609.119999999999, "end": 9611.119999999999, "text": " What"}, {"start": 9612.119999999999, "end": 9615.84, "text": " Bro, you get you're kind of scared when you're sober beer a little scarier when you're high"}, {"start": 9620.24, "end": 9622.24, "text": " All right, bro"}, {"start": 9631.48, "end": 9633.48, "text": " I don't think I'll ever do this shit again"}, {"start": 9634.08, "end": 9636.08, "text": " Oh, do you know why?"}, {"start": 9636.08, "end": 9642.3, "text": " I'm too high like why I think it was a good idea like losing two games is"}, {"start": 9643.72, "end": 9645.72, "text": " 26"}, {"start": 9645.72, "end": 9647.72, "text": " hits"}, {"start": 9655.72, "end": 9657.72, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 9658.8, "end": 9660.8, "text": " Jack, where are you?"}, {"start": 9661.48, "end": 9662.92, "text": " This guy's high bruh"}, {"start": 9662.92, "end": 9664.92, "text": " Not on this plane brother"}, {"start": 9670.92, "end": 9672.92, "text": " He's one yo"}, {"start": 9674.039999999999, "end": 9676.039999999999, "text": " Yo, he's one"}, {"start": 9676.92, "end": 9680.039999999999, "text": " He was one bro bro set up set up set up"}, {"start": 9682.84, "end": 9689.72, "text": " Like dad did you see someone in spawn or something like yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up with you, bro? Let's just play man"}, {"start": 9689.72, "end": 9693.42, "text": " Okay, bro, bro, that's a valid car"}, {"start": 9699.08, "end": 9701.08, "text": " You said what?"}, {"start": 9704.599999999999, "end": 9708.439999999999, "text": " What is he saying? What did he say?"}, {"start": 9709.279999999999, "end": 9712.92, "text": " No, I don't know, bro. I mean he says something normal, but you can't hear cuz you're high"}, {"start": 9749.72, "end": 9754.0, "text": " Well, I was gonna say we focus on try clutch first"}, {"start": 9779.72, "end": 9781.519999999999, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 9781.519999999999, "end": 9782.72, "text": " And he's got it on green, bro."}, {"start": 9782.72, "end": 9783.679999999998, "text": " That's a Disney mode."}, {"start": 9783.679999999998, "end": 9785.199999999999, "text": " That ass."}, {"start": 9785.199999999999, "end": 9787.64, "text": " Yeah, keep it on that Disney channel, bro."}, {"start": 9787.64, "end": 9789.4, "text": " Damn, bro, this is kind of like a hot shot."}, {"start": 9789.4, "end": 9791.039999999999, "text": " Like, it's like, you should have cool things."}, {"start": 9791.039999999999, "end": 9792.199999999999, "text": " Like, me."}, {"start": 9792.199999999999, "end": 9793.039999999999, "text": " One more, one more."}, {"start": 9793.039999999999, "end": 9794.56, "text": " I'm not going to say something."}, {"start": 9794.56, "end": 9797.4, "text": " Yo, I'm giving you an invite if you want to play."}, {"start": 9797.4, "end": 9801.92, "text": " Me, Adapt, Pepsi, Lays are going to probably play some"}, {"start": 9801.92, "end": 9804.08, "text": " SNB on Black Ops too if you're welcome to join."}, {"start": 9804.08, "end": 9805.039999999999, "text": " Like right now?"}, {"start": 9805.039999999999, "end": 9807.24, "text": " Probably like 15 minutes or something like that before"}, {"start": 9807.24, "end": 9808.96, "text": " new zombies, and you're welcome to join, bro."}, {"start": 9808.960000000001, "end": 9811.400000000001, "text": " But if you're still doing this challenge, you can't win."}, {"start": 9813.900000000001, "end": 9817.400000000001, "text": " Oh, wait, you need to win a game."}, {"start": 9817.400000000001, "end": 9818.740000000002, "text": " Oh, wait, you can't get off them, right?"}, {"start": 9818.740000000002, "end": 9819.800000000001, "text": " You still have to win a game?"}, {"start": 9819.800000000001, "end": 9820.800000000001, "text": " I can't get off."}, {"start": 9820.800000000001, "end": 9822.080000000002, "text": " I can't answer you until I win three games."}, {"start": 9822.080000000002, "end": 9823.52, "text": " How many wins have you won?"}, {"start": 9823.52, "end": 9824.52, "text": " Zero."}, {"start": 9824.52, "end": 9825.02, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9825.02, "end": 9825.52, "text": " He's first."}, {"start": 9825.52, "end": 9826.02, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 9826.02, "end": 9826.960000000001, "text": " Let me do the log."}, {"start": 9829.960000000001, "end": 9832.960000000001, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 9832.960000000001, "end": 9834.44, "text": " Yo, where is your hi-ass?"}, {"start": 9834.44, "end": 9838.36, "text": " We planted on A. We planted on A with your Friday ass."}, {"start": 9838.36, "end": 9840.6, "text": " Get your fried ass to A."}, {"start": 9840.6, "end": 9841.6, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 9841.6, "end": 9843.84, "text": " How many deaths are we done?"}, {"start": 9843.84, "end": 9844.34, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 9844.34, "end": 9847.24, "text": " You're all greening out, bro."}, {"start": 9847.24, "end": 9848.76, "text": " Dog, dog, I can't."}, {"start": 9848.76, "end": 9850.960000000001, "text": " I just too many things going on right now, bro."}, {"start": 9854.44, "end": 9857.04, "text": " That's a sage wall."}, {"start": 9857.04, "end": 9858.32, "text": " You're talking about it."}, {"start": 9858.32, "end": 9858.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9858.82, "end": 9859.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9859.32, "end": 9860.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9860.32, "end": 9860.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9860.82, "end": 9861.800000000001, "text": " Ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 9861.800000000001, "end": 9865.28, "text": " You've got such a way of information."}, {"start": 9865.28, "end": 9865.78, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9868.36, "end": 9873.36, "text": " All right, dude, huh?"}, {"start": 9873.36, "end": 9875.36, "text": " Yeah, bro, come on."}, {"start": 9875.36, "end": 9879.36, "text": " Bro, why is the same dude who's at the stemming rod, deadass OB?"}, {"start": 9879.36, "end": 9882.36, "text": " Is this guy like a chat hopper?"}, {"start": 9882.36, "end": 9886.36, "text": " I'm just standing."}, {"start": 9886.36, "end": 9888.36, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9892.36, "end": 9894.36, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9898.36, "end": 9905.36, "text": " I'm going to have to fight."}, {"start": 9905.36, "end": 9908.36, "text": " I'm going to have to fight."}, {"start": 9908.36, "end": 9911.36, "text": " I'm going to have to fight."}, {"start": 9911.36, "end": 9912.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9912.36, "end": 9916.36, "text": " I got to hit it."}, {"start": 9916.36, "end": 9919.36, "text": " Spike down."}, {"start": 9919.36, "end": 9922.36, "text": " Spike down."}, {"start": 9922.36, "end": 9924.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9924.36, "end": 9924.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9925.960000000001, "end": 9926.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9934.76, "end": 9936.26, "text": " Just fuck the go, bro."}, {"start": 9936.76, "end": 9940.66, "text": " Bro, you are crouched walking through a slower, bro."}, {"start": 9941.060000000001, "end": 9942.66, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 9947.16, "end": 9949.460000000001, "text": " Bro, you don't look like a happy camper right now, bro."}, {"start": 9949.460000000001, "end": 9950.26, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9950.76, "end": 9951.460000000001, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 9951.960000000001, "end": 9952.460000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 9954.36, "end": 9958.880000000001, "text": " You owe two blinkers, I'm seeing in the chat, I actually-"}, {"start": 9958.880000000001, "end": 9960.92, "text": " Why don't I hear if you didn't do it?"}, {"start": 9960.92, "end": 9969.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck did he just say?"}, {"start": 9969.800000000001, "end": 9984.0, "text": " You invite me into the games tonight?"}, {"start": 9984.0, "end": 9986.0, "text": " What did he just say?"}, {"start": 9986.0, "end": 9987.0, "text": " Did he just..."}, {"start": 9987.0, "end": 9989.0, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 9991.0, "end": 9992.0, "text": " Did he get out of there?"}, {"start": 9992.0, "end": 9994.0, "text": " Yeah, I didn't die."}, {"start": 10004.0, "end": 10007.0, "text": " Wait, they're about, like, a 20, 20, 20, 20, 20."}, {"start": 10007.0, "end": 10009.0, "text": " You want one? One 20?"}, {"start": 10009.0, "end": 10014.0, "text": " I'll get back."}, {"start": 10014.0, "end": 10020.5, "text": " I'll get back."}, {"start": 10020.5, "end": 10021.5, "text": " Like Earth."}, {"start": 10021.5, "end": 10022.5, "text": " Take a blinker."}, {"start": 10022.5, "end": 10028.7, "text": " Wait, why are they saying I'm Earth 3?"}, {"start": 10028.7, "end": 10029.7, "text": " Because you do."}, {"start": 10029.7, "end": 10031.7, "text": " We lost three rounds."}, {"start": 10031.7, "end": 10032.7, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 10032.7, "end": 10033.7, "text": " Yo, Earth to Dayton."}, {"start": 10033.7, "end": 10035.7, "text": " Welcome to Earth, Mega."}, {"start": 10035.7, "end": 10042.060000000001, "text": " Welcome to earth mega. God damn. Take your three blinkers, bro. Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 10047.060000000001, "end": 10049.060000000001, "text": " Are you greening out bro?"}, {"start": 10049.66, "end": 10051.66, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 10065.7, "end": 10068.7, "text": " Sage is playing a scene probably gonna go to the right."}, {"start": 10075.7, "end": 10076.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10077.7, "end": 10078.7, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 10078.7, "end": 10080.7, "text": " You're high, bro. You're high."}, {"start": 10080.7, "end": 10081.7, "text": " That's a wall."}, {"start": 10081.7, "end": 10083.7, "text": " That's a fucking wall."}, {"start": 10084.7, "end": 10085.7, "text": " Wait, how long?"}, {"start": 10086.7, "end": 10088.7, "text": " I think the height is about to lock their pussy."}, {"start": 10088.7, "end": 10089.7, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 10091.7, "end": 10092.7, "text": " I never mind. I did it."}, {"start": 10092.7, "end": 10095.900000000001, "text": " that's another blinker because he lost another round"}, {"start": 10095.900000000001, "end": 10097.900000000001, "text": " I killed them"}, {"start": 10097.900000000001, "end": 10100.900000000001, "text": " I don't think this challenge is impossible bro"}, {"start": 10107.900000000001, "end": 10109.900000000001, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 10109.900000000001, "end": 10111.900000000001, "text": " this is not possible bro"}, {"start": 10111.900000000001, "end": 10113.900000000001, "text": " bro it's possible bro"}, {"start": 10113.900000000001, "end": 10115.900000000001, "text": " oh and everything I love this is impossible bro"}, {"start": 10115.900000000001, "end": 10117.900000000001, "text": " oh god it's possible bro"}, {"start": 10119.900000000001, "end": 10121.900000000001, "text": " bro you mean high should be above"}, {"start": 10151.9, "end": 10153.9, "text": " Get him Jay! Get him Jay!"}, {"start": 10153.9, "end": 10155.9, "text": " Jason!"}, {"start": 10155.9, "end": 10157.9, "text": " I've left."}, {"start": 10157.9, "end": 10159.9, "text": " We lost this round. That's another Blanker, bub."}, {"start": 10159.9, "end": 10161.9, "text": " Oh fuck, bruh."}, {"start": 10161.9, "end": 10163.9, "text": " No, no, no, no, please."}, {"start": 10163.9, "end": 10165.9, "text": " Please, bruh."}, {"start": 10165.9, "end": 10167.9, "text": " Jason, is that another Blanker?"}, {"start": 10167.9, "end": 10169.9, "text": " Nice, Jason. Okay, you 0-15 though."}, {"start": 10169.9, "end": 10171.9, "text": " I've been counting."}, {"start": 10173.9, "end": 10175.9, "text": " No, no, no, no. You still 0-15."}, {"start": 10175.9, "end": 10177.9, "text": " 15? You do."}, {"start": 10177.9, "end": 10179.9, "text": " Yes. We lost 15 rounds."}, {"start": 10179.9, "end": 10181.9, "text": " There's no way"}, {"start": 10182.42, "end": 10184.42, "text": " All right, what's seven plus two then that's 15"}, {"start": 10186.619999999999, "end": 10190.46, "text": " Oh, you're just high bro seven plus you're 15 you're 15 blinkers"}, {"start": 10198.26, "end": 10200.9, "text": " I just do one long one I'll count as all 15"}, {"start": 10209.9, "end": 10211.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10230.38, "end": 10232.98, "text": " Fuck wait hit him a lot"}, {"start": 10239.9, "end": 10241.9, "text": " I need you"}, {"start": 10242.34, "end": 10244.34, "text": " When every round"}, {"start": 10245.9, "end": 10249.66, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay. I didn't know I can't"}, {"start": 10250.82, "end": 10252.82, "text": " please"}, {"start": 10254.18, "end": 10256.18, "text": " All right, but I got"}, {"start": 10260.619999999999, "end": 10262.619999999999, "text": " I got you I got you"}, {"start": 10269.9, "end": 10272.44, "text": " Yo ho, you look."}, {"start": 10272.44, "end": 10278.98, "text": " I'm gonna say how you look, I'm gonna call me racist."}, {"start": 10278.98, "end": 10289.699999999999, "text": " Bro, there's no way, bro, my shit, it's so dry, it's so dry over here, it's so dry over"}, {"start": 10289.699999999999, "end": 10290.699999999999, "text": " here."}, {"start": 10290.699999999999, "end": 10291.699999999999, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 10291.699999999999, "end": 10297.02, "text": " Nice, bro, it's a good round, as long as we don't die, okay?"}, {"start": 10297.02, "end": 10299.02, "text": " We died around over"}, {"start": 10314.060000000001, "end": 10316.060000000001, "text": " Well done Jason"}, {"start": 10316.06, "end": 10318.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10325.22, "end": 10327.46, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 10335.74, "end": 10339.3, "text": " Bro be my little he makes you play better bro been telling you that"}, {"start": 10343.66, "end": 10345.66, "text": " Yeah, bro you sound like"}, {"start": 10346.06, "end": 10348.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10350.539999999999, "end": 10356.18, "text": " Wonder if I could like fake be sober right now. Oh, you're faking being high already"}, {"start": 10356.18, "end": 10363.18, "text": " ready bear pretty hard to do that"}, {"start": 10363.18, "end": 10366.18, "text": " what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 10366.18, "end": 10369.18, "text": " 123"}, {"start": 10369.18, "end": 10373.18, "text": " 123 saves"}, {"start": 10373.18, "end": 10378.18, "text": " what are you doing?"}, {"start": 10386.18, "end": 10388.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10391.62, "end": 10393.62, "text": " Did you even kill the wrong guy"}, {"start": 10398.86, "end": 10400.86, "text": " YBG bro"}, {"start": 10401.300000000001, "end": 10407.98, "text": " Bro, I mean that's another loss, you know, right? This is not possible bad every round lost, bro"}, {"start": 10409.42, "end": 10411.42, "text": " Gotta lose a lot of rounds, bro"}, {"start": 10416.18, "end": 10418.18, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 10418.300000000001, "end": 10424.5, "text": " Bro don't throw up if you're gonna do anything don't throw up from greening out. No, don't tell me I'm gonna green out"}, {"start": 10424.5, "end": 10429.1, "text": " I'm not gonna green out. I'm just bro. I'm just trying to support you bro"}, {"start": 10430.1, "end": 10432.1, "text": " hi"}, {"start": 10433.1, "end": 10435.1, "text": " Rage baiting bro"}, {"start": 10436.300000000001, "end": 10438.98, "text": " Get mad when you're fucking high drive what you sober"}, {"start": 10446.18, "end": 10460.34, "text": " okay guys I hear some some for it's a some for a lobby lots long guys"}, {"start": 10464.42, "end": 10467.9, "text": " one back side already"}, {"start": 10506.18, "end": 10508.18, "text": " What was in his hand?"}, {"start": 10508.18, "end": 10512.18, "text": " Oh you just got stuck bro, you're actually in a beautiful spot, bro."}, {"start": 10513.18, "end": 10516.18, "text": " Bro, that's awesome. I'm so happy for you."}, {"start": 10517.18, "end": 10522.18, "text": " Bro, you're getting stuck bro, you should just enjoy it bro, but don't agree now, don't get too high."}, {"start": 10523.18, "end": 10525.18, "text": " Dude shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 10526.18, "end": 10528.18, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 10531.18, "end": 10533.18, "text": " Bro, I love getting high bro."}, {"start": 10536.18, "end": 10543.18, "text": " your chest in the green house"}, {"start": 10544.18, "end": 10547.18, "text": " i don't think it will be"}, {"start": 10547.18, "end": 10552.18, "text": " grassy"}, {"start": 10552.18, "end": 10554.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10554.18, "end": 10557.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10557.18, "end": 10562.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10562.18, "end": 10565.18, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 10565.18, "end": 10568.18, "text": " He's here, he's here."}, {"start": 10568.18, "end": 10570.18, "text": " Good job, guys."}, {"start": 10570.18, "end": 10574.18, "text": " Alright guys, if you guys want to know, my friend Jet is Jason the Wean."}, {"start": 10574.18, "end": 10578.18, "text": " And he's doing, though, every round lost one Blinker challenge."}, {"start": 10578.18, "end": 10582.18, "text": " Currently he's 34 Blinkers in, and he's feeling pretty fried."}, {"start": 10582.18, "end": 10584.18, "text": " We're gonna have to win this game with no more rounds lost,"}, {"start": 10584.18, "end": 10587.18, "text": " and we're gonna have to try to save my friend Jason."}, {"start": 10587.18, "end": 10589.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10593.78, "end": 10600.64, "text": " What please guys guys, please help Jason same Jason"}, {"start": 10605.78, "end": 10608.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, there are lots of movement a lot h4"}, {"start": 10609.82, "end": 10611.82, "text": " 100 on where they"}, {"start": 10611.82, "end": 10613.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10613.82, "end": 10621.82, "text": " They're going to get a heal from this guy at the stage, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 10621.82, "end": 10631.82, "text": " He's on the left."}, {"start": 10631.82, "end": 10633.82, "text": " He's on the left."}, {"start": 10633.82, "end": 10635.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10648.22, "end": 10650.22, "text": " Will be lost we lost"}, {"start": 10653.52, "end": 10656.32, "text": " No fucking way bro Jason we lost"}, {"start": 10656.32, "end": 10661.82, "text": " I'm not going to be lost."}, {"start": 10661.82, "end": 10663.9, "text": " Jason, Kai's coming."}, {"start": 10663.9, "end": 10664.9, "text": " Kai's coming."}, {"start": 10664.9, "end": 10665.9, "text": " Kai's coming."}, {"start": 10665.9, "end": 10666.9, "text": " Kai's coming."}, {"start": 10666.9, "end": 10667.9, "text": " Hi, guys."}, {"start": 10667.9, "end": 10670.199999999999, "text": " What are you Bumbaklot doing?"}, {"start": 10670.199999999999, "end": 10673.699999999999, "text": " Dude, that means that Jason has to take another blinker, guys."}, {"start": 10673.699999999999, "end": 10675.4, "text": " Go ahead, Jason."}, {"start": 10675.4, "end": 10677.539999999999, "text": " Jason, go ahead."}, {"start": 10677.539999999999, "end": 10682.82, "text": " But do it secretly because Kai's coming and Fanon's looking for you."}, {"start": 10682.82, "end": 10688.74, "text": " Secretly take the blinker because Kai said no smoking no party in um, you know"}, {"start": 10692.46, "end": 10694.46, "text": " Well, you're frozen"}, {"start": 10703.26, "end": 10708.16, "text": " All right, but what's not fun? Oh my god, bro, you're actually get it"}, {"start": 10712.82, "end": 10716.26, "text": " I love you. I love you."}, {"start": 10716.26, "end": 10722.82, "text": " Oh, man, bro. You really turn angry when you hide, bro. I know what type of nigga you are."}, {"start": 10722.82, "end": 10727.3, "text": " I thought you said something else. Bro, El Ego, you changed."}, {"start": 10727.3, "end": 10731.3, "text": " What are you two, dude? Aw."}, {"start": 10731.3, "end": 10735.3, "text": " So cute. Alright, but don't lose anymore, okay?"}, {"start": 10735.3, "end": 10741.3, "text": " Yeah, we gotta win this. Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10741.300000000001, "end": 10743.300000000001, "text": " I'll see it"}, {"start": 10746.160000000002, "end": 10749.640000000001, "text": " Yo, they just poured fart spray on Jason and on Jay shock, bro"}, {"start": 10754.820000000002, "end": 10760.640000000001, "text": " Jason we lost this round they should be very careful two of our teammates already died. This is seeming like a round boss, bro"}, {"start": 10760.64, "end": 10763.64, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10763.64, "end": 10767.64, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10767.64, "end": 10772.64, "text": " I'll not see. I'll not see."}, {"start": 10772.64, "end": 10775.64, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 10775.64, "end": 10778.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10782.64, "end": 10785.64, "text": " Close right. Uh..."}, {"start": 10785.64, "end": 10800.199999999999, "text": " You know that means you know that means say with me it's time for a blinker. Why did you say with me?"}, {"start": 10800.199999999999, "end": 10807.0, "text": " No, you don't lie. We got it. We got to change the rules or this is this is nope. It's just not gonna work"}, {"start": 10807.88, "end": 10812.359999999999, "text": " But you mean it's not gonna work, bro. We're already 35 rounds in bro. You can't change the rules now"}, {"start": 10812.36, "end": 10821.84, "text": " 35 bro 35 years 35 rounds in bro 36 actually"}, {"start": 10821.84, "end": 10832.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10862.68, "end": 10863.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10863.68, "end": 10865.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10865.68, "end": 10867.68, "text": " Let's go, guys."}, {"start": 10871.68, "end": 10874.68, "text": " Dude, Jason, good round, bro."}, {"start": 10874.68, "end": 10878.68, "text": " Wait, Jason, we can win this game without losing any more rounds."}, {"start": 10878.68, "end": 10879.68, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 10879.68, "end": 10880.68, "text": " I just got an Amber alert."}, {"start": 10880.68, "end": 10881.68, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 10881.68, "end": 10882.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10882.68, "end": 10883.68, "text": " I just got an Amber alert."}, {"start": 10883.68, "end": 10884.68, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 10884.68, "end": 10885.68, "text": " I'm not to leave the game."}, {"start": 10885.68, "end": 10887.68, "text": " All right, guys, I have to leave the game."}, {"start": 10887.68, "end": 10889.68, "text": " I got an Amber alert."}, {"start": 10889.68, "end": 10893.16, "text": " Wait, the Amber Alerts for Jason Wynn."}, {"start": 10893.16, "end": 10894.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10894.16, "end": 10895.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10895.16, "end": 10897.84, "text": " Bro, the Amber Alert says your name."}, {"start": 10897.84, "end": 10898.84, "text": " I kid you not."}, {"start": 10898.84, "end": 10899.84, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10899.84, "end": 10900.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10900.84, "end": 10901.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10901.84, "end": 10902.84, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 10902.84, "end": 10903.84, "text": " You tell me, bro."}, {"start": 10903.84, "end": 10904.84, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 10904.84, "end": 10907.28, "text": " Oh, I'm getting really scared, bro."}, {"start": 10907.28, "end": 10910.24, "text": " What the fuck's what we want right now?"}, {"start": 10910.24, "end": 10911.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10911.24, "end": 10914.44, "text": " Oh, it says your name on the Amber Alert."}, {"start": 10914.44, "end": 10915.44, "text": " I'm how?"}, {"start": 10915.44, "end": 10916.44, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 10916.44, "end": 10917.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10947.44, "end": 10953.44, "text": " Jason, we can win with no more rounds lost."}, {"start": 10957.44, "end": 10960.44, "text": " Give me a hell yeah, bro."}, {"start": 10961.44, "end": 10962.44, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10963.44, "end": 10965.44, "text": " Let's go, I was close enough."}, {"start": 10966.44, "end": 10967.44, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10970.44, "end": 10972.44, "text": " Really, you're melting."}, {"start": 10973.44, "end": 10974.44, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10975.44, "end": 10976.44, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 10977.44, "end": 10979.44, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 10984.04, "end": 10987.24, "text": " What, you got munchies? I hear when people get high they get munchies."}, {"start": 10987.24, "end": 10987.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10987.74, "end": 10988.74, "text": " Or do you get munchies?"}, {"start": 10988.74, "end": 10989.94, "text": " Yeah, they're..."}, {"start": 10989.94, "end": 10992.94, "text": " Roar. You should get a munchie box or something."}, {"start": 10992.94, "end": 10994.94, "text": " For your munchies."}, {"start": 10994.94, "end": 10996.94, "text": " Yeah, they're A. They're A. They're A."}, {"start": 10996.94, "end": 10997.94, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 11007.44, "end": 11009.44, "text": " I'm sure"}, {"start": 11024.12, "end": 11026.12, "text": " You know that means"}, {"start": 11029.2, "end": 11033.2, "text": " I'm not a library you got a crash on this club, bro you're settling you on purpose, bro"}, {"start": 11033.2, "end": 11037.12, "text": " 817 bro crash on him bro"}, {"start": 11039.52, "end": 11042.6, "text": " Well crash on that guy bro. He's selling you bro shut up"}, {"start": 11044.28, "end": 11049.62, "text": " All right, bet yo selfs bro my friend Jason Louise. I'm very happy with you because he's doing a challenge, bro"}, {"start": 11053.400000000001, "end": 11056.84, "text": " You didn't know yes, I'm YBG Jason's cameraman"}, {"start": 11063.2, "end": 11064.2, "text": " It's okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 11064.2, "end": 11066.2, "text": " In case there's any flying downs in the game."}, {"start": 11074.2, "end": 11076.2, "text": " I need this shit back."}, {"start": 11077.2, "end": 11078.2, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 11078.2, "end": 11080.2, "text": " But don't you need three wins?"}, {"start": 11080.2, "end": 11081.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11082.2, "end": 11083.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11083.2, "end": 11085.2, "text": " How are you gonna get three wins, bro?"}, {"start": 11085.2, "end": 11087.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna ask him. Let's get him."}, {"start": 11087.2, "end": 11090.2, "text": " Oh, there's supposed to be big pieces of the lead on."}, {"start": 11090.2, "end": 11091.2, "text": " Bro, wow."}, {"start": 11091.2, "end": 11097.02, "text": " We re-attack some Gata, we re-attack re-attack Tinex, we re-attack re-attack, we re-attack, we re-attack."}, {"start": 11097.02, "end": 11099.26, "text": " Eeey, it's an S1, but it's an S1."}, {"start": 11102.060000000001, "end": 11102.84, "text": " Dead on one."}, {"start": 11103.66, "end": 11104.380000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11105.42, "end": 11106.12, "text": " Dead on Blue."}, {"start": 11106.68, "end": 11107.54, "text": " One garage."}, {"start": 11109.380000000001, "end": 11110.18, "text": " I've lost."}, {"start": 11117.0, "end": 11118.28, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 11118.28, "end": 11122.92, "text": " What are you doing is my question?"}, {"start": 11122.92, "end": 11125.44, "text": " Yo, chat, you're so faded."}, {"start": 11125.44, "end": 11127.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's chat, am I faded?"}, {"start": 11127.880000000001, "end": 11130.52, "text": " Wait, look at my little streamer lose her ass and nerd ass."}, {"start": 11130.52, "end": 11132.36, "text": " Yo, chat, am I faded?"}, {"start": 11132.36, "end": 11135.960000000001, "text": " Nerd ass streamer dude."}, {"start": 11135.960000000001, "end": 11137.76, "text": " Fucking nerd ass streamer dude."}, {"start": 11137.76, "end": 11138.52, "text": " But they fried you."}, {"start": 11138.52, "end": 11140.76, "text": " That did in the game fried you."}, {"start": 11140.76, "end": 11141.44, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11141.44, "end": 11143.320000000002, "text": " Orc ass streamer dude."}, {"start": 11143.320000000002, "end": 11144.92, "text": " Bro, yo, chat, am I faded?"}, {"start": 11144.92, "end": 11146.92, "text": " Chat, am I hot?"}, {"start": 11146.92, "end": 11153.16, "text": " work as dreamer god like yeah bro let me stream me get it faded bro yo my"}, {"start": 11153.16, "end": 11155.16, "text": " I did it, dude."}, {"start": 11155.16, "end": 11157.16, "text": " Shut up, fuck off."}, {"start": 11160.48, "end": 11161.48, "text": " Get out there."}, {"start": 11162.2, "end": 11163.7, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, let's get us dead."}, {"start": 11165.92, "end": 11167.92, "text": " Duh."}, {"start": 11176.82, "end": 11177.82, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 11180.38, "end": 11181.38, "text": " Oh, no, oh, no."}, {"start": 11183.16, "end": 11191.0, "text": " hello hello five damage on him five damage"}, {"start": 11191.0, "end": 11196.36, "text": " these five damage a good common yeah yeah it's it's the best opinion I'm"}, {"start": 11196.36, "end": 11199.0, "text": " you know for me"}, {"start": 11199.72, "end": 11207.52, "text": " wow bro on you if I get a buy dude you could buy them you're do you can buy"}, {"start": 11207.52, "end": 11212.300000000001, "text": " if someone's fine, if someone"}, {"start": 11212.300000000001, "end": 11216.7, "text": " are you high? Are you a"}, {"start": 11216.7, "end": 11221.0, "text": " I guess I can't. I went on"}, {"start": 11221.0, "end": 11225.04, "text": " Yeah, you went on verbal. That"}, {"start": 11225.04, "end": 11229.08, "text": " you don't know. Yeah, I'm going"}, {"start": 11229.08, "end": 11233.08, "text": " through that stage right now."}, {"start": 11233.08, "end": 11235.08, "text": " you get in the horny stage"}, {"start": 11235.08, "end": 11237.08, "text": " oh yeah that's actually true"}, {"start": 11243.08, "end": 11245.08, "text": " 1 up C, 7-8"}, {"start": 11246.08, "end": 11248.08, "text": " where they see, where they see?"}, {"start": 11248.08, "end": 11250.08, "text": " C, C, C"}, {"start": 11250.08, "end": 11252.08, "text": " CDD, EE, ATF, ATF, 7-8"}, {"start": 11255.08, "end": 11257.08, "text": " there's an E5, there's an E5"}, {"start": 11257.08, "end": 11259.08, "text": " we can win, we can win"}, {"start": 11259.08, "end": 11262.08, "text": " so this nerd ass streamer dude loses as many rods as possible"}, {"start": 11263.08, "end": 11266.86, "text": " on their side now"}, {"start": 11266.86, "end": 11270.42, "text": " yo brahman their side now"}, {"start": 11270.42, "end": 11274.5, "text": " fucking nerd ass stripper dude yo try to buy high"}, {"start": 11274.5, "end": 11278.5, "text": " yeah you should buy me"}, {"start": 11278.5, "end": 11281.78, "text": " so"}, {"start": 11281.78, "end": 11290.78, "text": " come on bro this is your round"}, {"start": 11290.78, "end": 11291.78, "text": " That's one of them"}, {"start": 11296.08, "end": 11297.28, "text": " Is that Wraith?"}, {"start": 11299.480000000001, "end": 11300.480000000001, "text": " Wraith's using his-"}, {"start": 11300.480000000001, "end": 11301.480000000001, "text": " Yup, they're on him"}, {"start": 11301.480000000001, "end": 11302.980000000001, "text": " Alright, get out of the way, get out of the way"}, {"start": 11314.78, "end": 11315.78, "text": " Oh, they're on him"}, {"start": 11316.78, "end": 11317.78, "text": " I'll be safe"}, {"start": 11317.78, "end": 11318.78, "text": " Oh, it's-"}, {"start": 11320.78, "end": 11329.220000000001, "text": " Let's frickin go do the interviews I did the most."}, {"start": 11329.220000000001, "end": 11330.220000000001, "text": " Thank you bro."}, {"start": 11330.220000000001, "end": 11332.220000000001, "text": " Let go of your four buttons."}, {"start": 11332.220000000001, "end": 11334.220000000001, "text": " At least you had it on the camera."}, {"start": 11334.220000000001, "end": 11335.220000000001, "text": " Oh my god bro."}, {"start": 11335.220000000001, "end": 11337.220000000001, "text": " Bro you're literally leaning bro."}, {"start": 11337.220000000001, "end": 11339.220000000001, "text": " You should have said not fendin."}, {"start": 11339.220000000001, "end": 11342.220000000001, "text": " That shit's not hitting me."}, {"start": 11342.220000000001, "end": 11343.220000000001, "text": " RPG."}, {"start": 11343.220000000001, "end": 11344.220000000001, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 11344.220000000001, "end": 11345.220000000001, "text": " That was the one I was..."}, {"start": 11345.220000000001, "end": 11346.220000000001, "text": " Bro that..."}, {"start": 11346.220000000001, "end": 11347.220000000001, "text": " That one's laced bro."}, {"start": 11347.22, "end": 11351.06, "text": " That was the one I was, bro that, that one's laced bro."}, {"start": 11351.06, "end": 11354.779999999999, "text": " I was like, yo bro, I was like, bro it's not strong enough."}, {"start": 11354.779999999999, "end": 11356.699999999999, "text": " I gotta lace it with some fentanyl bro."}, {"start": 11356.699999999999, "end": 11358.38, "text": " Yo, you're hitting that?"}, {"start": 11358.38, "end": 11361.46, "text": " What the fuck is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 11361.46, "end": 11363.46, "text": " Bro, that's what I be smoking."}, {"start": 11365.06, "end": 11366.46, "text": " Bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11369.38, "end": 11370.9, "text": " Yo, I said I was sorry bro."}, {"start": 11370.9, "end": 11372.74, "text": " You probably can't understand English anymore bro,"}, {"start": 11372.74, "end": 11373.58, "text": " you're faking."}, {"start": 11373.58, "end": 11376.68, "text": " 3 fire this with me"}, {"start": 11376.68, "end": 11379.68, "text": " on this one this one"}, {"start": 11379.68, "end": 11381.68, "text": " nah nah nah"}, {"start": 11381.68, "end": 11383.68, "text": " nothing"}, {"start": 11390.18, "end": 11391.68, "text": " K-PAK"}, {"start": 11391.68, "end": 11393.68, "text": " oh man"}, {"start": 11393.68, "end": 11395.68, "text": " there you go"}, {"start": 11395.68, "end": 11397.68, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 11400.68, "end": 11402.68, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 11404.539999999999, "end": 11407.34, "text": " Look you go away, but like I keep your beat"}, {"start": 11408.46, "end": 11416.98, "text": " To 80 on a native don't go to see is to see away. What? Yeah, fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing"}, {"start": 11421.26, "end": 11423.26, "text": " He clocked you bro"}, {"start": 11423.26, "end": 11425.74, "text": " I'm staring at the walls on attack every single round."}, {"start": 11425.74, "end": 11426.94, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 11426.94, "end": 11429.42, "text": " Yo chat, yo chat in my eye."}, {"start": 11429.42, "end": 11431.74, "text": " Yo chat, chat in my eye."}, {"start": 11431.74, "end": 11433.18, "text": " They match, Dreamer dude."}, {"start": 11433.18, "end": 11434.18, "text": " Me!"}, {"start": 11434.18, "end": 11435.78, "text": " Oh my god, I saw."}, {"start": 11435.78, "end": 11436.82, "text": " Updraft to heaven."}, {"start": 11436.82, "end": 11438.380000000001, "text": " Stand on that box for a while."}, {"start": 11438.380000000001, "end": 11439.86, "text": " Use your updraft to get into heaven."}, {"start": 11439.86, "end": 11440.86, "text": " Nope, they're up there."}, {"start": 11442.86, "end": 11443.74, "text": " He's behind you, chat."}, {"start": 11443.74, "end": 11444.74, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 11444.74, "end": 11446.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11460.9, "end": 11462.9, "text": " What the hell"}, {"start": 11466.22, "end": 11468.22, "text": " I'd both think you're dreaming out"}, {"start": 11474.74, "end": 11481.58, "text": " your blinkers bro you deserve that bro you could have won that for yourself"}, {"start": 11481.58, "end": 11484.539999999999, "text": " your team"}, {"start": 11484.619999999999, "end": 11493.619999999999, "text": " duh you got words to say or not I have no fucking words bro I I I've gone"}, {"start": 11493.62, "end": 11508.62, "text": " unverbal I'm literally seeing everything in slow motion my knives are spinning in"}, {"start": 11508.62, "end": 11515.380000000001, "text": " slow fucking motion but also what did I just get all for our sight there you go"}, {"start": 11515.380000000001, "end": 11520.460000000001, "text": " Jason Jason this is all you one man with the mission"}, {"start": 11520.460000000001, "end": 11525.740000000002, "text": " Bumbo fucking clot. Well, I only had one of a lot. Okay, I'll see you"}, {"start": 11527.94, "end": 11529.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11534.18, "end": 11536.42, "text": " Yeah, and after you get you lay master or dude"}, {"start": 11540.94, "end": 11544.7, "text": " You're that guy in the game said I do a lay master or dude"}, {"start": 11546.900000000001, "end": 11548.900000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11550.460000000001, "end": 11561.900000000001, "text": " bro you sold are you had zero first bloods dog what the fuck am I just"}, {"start": 11561.900000000001, "end": 11566.54, "text": " AFK I'm literally stuck in time right now"}, {"start": 11566.54, "end": 11578.460000000001, "text": " bro oh my god I can't open my eyes bro bro open them open your eyes"}, {"start": 11578.460000000001, "end": 11586.460000000001, "text": " eyes bro how fried are you 40 blinkers not that much bro"}, {"start": 11587.02, "end": 11593.42, "text": " you fake hi no no no no no no that"}, {"start": 11594.900000000001, "end": 11602.220000000001, "text": " that said what don't you say I'll be back I'm gonna are you better like enter a"}, {"start": 11602.220000000001, "end": 11606.94, "text": " different plane of existence bro you're leaning bro it's just we"}, {"start": 11606.94, "end": 11609.42, "text": " David what do you mean I'm leaning?"}, {"start": 11609.42, "end": 11615.480000000001, "text": " Well you're literally your whole body is leaning towards one direction breath that's not normal"}, {"start": 11615.480000000001, "end": 11616.480000000001, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 11616.480000000001, "end": 11621.5, "text": " Well I'm feeling the fuck I desire."}, {"start": 11621.5, "end": 11626.82, "text": " Well you gotta do the challenge we need three wins."}, {"start": 11626.82, "end": 11633.5, "text": " I don't know why the fuck would I do three wins."}, {"start": 11633.5, "end": 11635.5, "text": " Yeah, I ain't got a lot of three wins this week."}, {"start": 11635.5, "end": 11637.5, "text": " Let's do this right here."}, {"start": 11637.5, "end": 11641.5, "text": " Yeah, Dennis, I saw that."}, {"start": 11641.5, "end": 11643.5, "text": " It's so hard to do one."}, {"start": 11643.5, "end": 11645.5, "text": " This is the first one."}, {"start": 11645.5, "end": 11647.5, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 11647.5, "end": 11649.5, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 11649.5, "end": 11662.5, "text": " But if we do one win, then maybe it'll be too easy."}, {"start": 11662.5, "end": 11672.5, "text": " I'm not sure if you can hear me."}, {"start": 11672.5, "end": 11676.5, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 11676.5, "end": 11677.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11677.5, "end": 11678.5, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 11678.5, "end": 11679.5, "text": " Hey, Jason."}, {"start": 11679.5, "end": 11680.5, "text": " Hey, Jason."}, {"start": 11680.5, "end": 11681.5, "text": " It's me, bro."}, {"start": 11681.5, "end": 11682.5, "text": " You greened out two hours ago."}, {"start": 11682.5, "end": 11683.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11683.5, "end": 11684.5, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 11684.5, "end": 11685.5, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11685.5, "end": 11686.5, "text": " Yes, you did."}, {"start": 11686.5, "end": 11687.5, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 11687.5, "end": 11688.5, "text": " And now I need you to wake up for me, okay?"}, {"start": 11688.5, "end": 11689.5, "text": " You're still in slow motion."}, {"start": 11689.5, "end": 11690.5, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11690.5, "end": 11691.5, "text": " Jason, Jason."}, {"start": 11691.5, "end": 11696.5, "text": " Greened out two two hours ago, okay? We're all here trying to wake you up"}, {"start": 11697.24, "end": 11700.88, "text": " No, no, no, we're all here trying to wake you up. I'm gonna sleep for a while"}, {"start": 11701.54, "end": 11707.62, "text": " But you've been asleep for two hours, bro. There's no way I've been worried about you. Yes, bro. Yes, you have"}, {"start": 11708.86, "end": 11713.06, "text": " No way greened out two hours ago, bro. We've been trying to wake you up this whole time"}, {"start": 11716.26, "end": 11718.26, "text": " There's no way"}, {"start": 11722.22, "end": 11725.9, "text": " Bro, we just left Paris yesterday. Are you still jet lagged?"}, {"start": 11729.5, "end": 11732.98, "text": " Paris was yesterday, are you still jet lagged?"}, {"start": 11738.5, "end": 11744.14, "text": " All right, bro, whatever bro. All right, Irene and Emily are coming over tomorrow. What the fuck are you saying?"}, {"start": 11745.22, "end": 11747.22, "text": " I'm not gonna lie your time traveling, bro"}, {"start": 11747.22, "end": 11756.14, "text": " Do you know what year it is 2026? No, it's 2023 bro the problem of your life"}, {"start": 11756.939999999999, "end": 11758.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11758.22, "end": 11763.359999999999, "text": " You get to do a do-over. Okay, if it changed whatever you want. No, they're currently in phase"}, {"start": 11767.859999999999, "end": 11769.859999999999, "text": " All right, let's get a win back"}, {"start": 11772.179999999998, "end": 11775.859999999999, "text": " Bro, I need a break, man. All right, I guess a month"}, {"start": 11777.22, "end": 11779.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11784.619999999999, "end": 11786.619999999999, "text": " First day of school"}, {"start": 11795.9, "end": 11797.9, "text": " Well, I got a pro in the lobby since kings"}, {"start": 11803.06, "end": 11805.06, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11807.22, "end": 11813.46, "text": " those kings he said i heard you need a pro"}, {"start": 11819.46, "end": 11821.619999999999, "text": " yo he said i'm gonna invite you"}, {"start": 11821.619999999999, "end": 11825.939999999999, "text": " hi brad that's cool that's cool"}, {"start": 11826.019999999999, "end": 11832.98, "text": " all right i get cool i mean bro honestly"}, {"start": 11832.98, "end": 11834.98, "text": " I don't know any bros."}, {"start": 11834.98, "end": 11836.98, "text": " Bro guapo bro."}, {"start": 11836.98, "end": 11838.98, "text": " Alright where's guapo?"}, {"start": 11838.98, "end": 11840.98, "text": " Where's the yeah?"}, {"start": 11844.98, "end": 11848.98, "text": " You need a pro to carry, well what's the point honestly?"}, {"start": 11848.98, "end": 11850.98, "text": " What's the point bro?"}, {"start": 11850.98, "end": 11854.98, "text": " So I think bro I'm so high right now."}, {"start": 11854.98, "end": 11859.98, "text": " Bro, do you want to earn it or do you want to get carried through it bro?"}, {"start": 11859.98, "end": 11863.42, "text": " What's the point, bro? You might as well give him your account and play on it, bro."}, {"start": 11864.619999999999, "end": 11865.82, "text": " Alright, come on, bro."}, {"start": 11868.779999999999, "end": 11869.66, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 11870.38, "end": 11871.74, "text": " You can do it yourself."}, {"start": 11874.3, "end": 11875.5, "text": " Baz watching."}, {"start": 11877.98, "end": 11879.18, "text": " Come on, bro, big deep."}, {"start": 11879.82, "end": 11881.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11885.1, "end": 11887.34, "text": " Alright, catch up on your blinkers."}, {"start": 11887.34, "end": 11888.38, "text": " Catch up on your blinkers."}, {"start": 11888.380000000001, "end": 11892.62, "text": " I don't even understand how, like, hi I am, or..."}, {"start": 11894.62, "end": 11896.220000000001, "text": " I don't know, bro. This is..."}, {"start": 11896.86, "end": 11898.300000000001, "text": " This is too much."}, {"start": 11899.900000000001, "end": 11901.980000000001, "text": " Oh, that sounds like you're greening."}, {"start": 11903.500000000002, "end": 11904.300000000001, "text": " That ass?"}, {"start": 11905.500000000002, "end": 11908.54, "text": " No, no, no. You'll know if you're greening. Bro, I greened out the other night, actually."}, {"start": 11908.54, "end": 11909.34, "text": " No, you didn't."}, {"start": 11909.980000000001, "end": 11910.94, "text": " Yeah, I did, bro."}, {"start": 11910.94, "end": 11912.380000000001, "text": " Well, how good is it if you're greening?"}, {"start": 11913.26, "end": 11915.660000000002, "text": " Bro, I felt sick."}, {"start": 11915.66, "end": 11919.619999999999, "text": " Wanted to throw up and I wanted to sleep so it'd be over bro. I"}, {"start": 11922.58, "end": 11927.66, "text": " Was in between sleeping and throwing up well guapo's in the chat like look you want to get carried you want to get carried"}, {"start": 11927.66, "end": 11929.66, "text": " It's your way through it"}, {"start": 11930.9, "end": 11932.9, "text": " Bro you if you throw out"}, {"start": 11945.66, "end": 11956.66, "text": " Dude, throwin' up is good, because then you get rid of all the bad stuff out of your"}, {"start": 11956.66, "end": 11957.66, "text": " body."}, {"start": 11957.66, "end": 11958.66, "text": " It's like a detox."}, {"start": 11958.66, "end": 11961.66, "text": " Maybe you should throw up."}, {"start": 11961.66, "end": 11962.66, "text": " Bleh."}, {"start": 11962.66, "end": 11964.66, "text": " Maybe you should throw up."}, {"start": 11964.66, "end": 11966.66, "text": " Bleh!"}, {"start": 11966.66, "end": 11969.66, "text": " Can you bite? Bleh!"}, {"start": 11969.66, "end": 11971.66, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 11974.66, "end": 11977.66, "text": " Wait, wait, can you add what was in the call?"}, {"start": 11977.66, "end": 11979.66, "text": " Yeah, I got you, bro."}, {"start": 11979.66, "end": 11982.66, "text": " You have to join the new call though, okay? Can you do that?"}, {"start": 11982.66, "end": 11984.66, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 11984.66, "end": 11987.66, "text": " So, it's gonna call you and you're gonna press accept, okay?"}, {"start": 11987.66, "end": 11994.66, "text": " What did he add?"}, {"start": 11994.66, "end": 12003.66, "text": " Did you add it?"}, {"start": 12003.66, "end": 12008.66, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 12008.66, "end": 12013.66, "text": " I just forgot I'm in the toilet."}, {"start": 12013.66, "end": 12014.66, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 12014.66, "end": 12023.22, "text": " bro it didn't make a noise bro which oh hi yes it did bro you were just"}, {"start": 12023.22, "end": 12028.34, "text": " putting it out no it wasn't making fun I swear"}, {"start": 12028.58, "end": 12036.26, "text": " probably you got to get her and carry Jason and Valerian I bet when you do"}, {"start": 12036.26, "end": 12038.6, "text": " some shit to anyways. You down?"}, {"start": 12039.64, "end": 12040.52, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 12042.76, "end": 12046.4, "text": " say you're hard. Okay, keep that to yourself. You need to tell us"}, {"start": 12046.4, "end": 12046.68, "text": " that."}, {"start": 12047.960000000001, "end": 12050.800000000001, "text": " You couldn't plan this idea like the end of your stream."}, {"start": 12052.800000000001, "end": 12055.16, "text": " How many wins? Three wins in a row?"}, {"start": 12057.6, "end": 12058.12, "text": " Probably G."}, {"start": 12058.880000000001, "end": 12062.28, "text": " I mean, three wins in a row, bro. Do you see this nigga over"}, {"start": 12062.28, "end": 12065.64, "text": " here, bro? He's literally finger in his eyeball, bro,"}, {"start": 12065.64, "end": 12068.359999999999, "text": " while being stuck in time, bro."}, {"start": 12068.359999999999, "end": 12070.64, "text": " It's like, do you think that's going to happen?"}, {"start": 12070.64, "end": 12073.119999999999, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 12073.119999999999, "end": 12076.64, "text": " No, you got to keep asking me questions, bro."}, {"start": 12076.64, "end": 12078.24, "text": " All right, bro, what's your name?"}, {"start": 12078.24, "end": 12079.84, "text": " Jason."}, {"start": 12079.84, "end": 12080.76, "text": " OK, who mogs you?"}, {"start": 12080.76, "end": 12082.24, "text": " Marlon?"}, {"start": 12082.24, "end": 12083.24, "text": " Oh, go on."}, {"start": 12083.24, "end": 12085.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12085.24, "end": 12086.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12086.24, "end": 12088.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12088.56, "end": 12090.32, "text": " All right, who's your favorite flower?"}, {"start": 12090.32, "end": 12093.56, "text": " Oh, my god!"}, {"start": 12093.56, "end": 12094.4, "text": " I'm high, bro."}, {"start": 12094.4, "end": 12094.96, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12094.960000000001, "end": 12095.960000000001, "text": " I'm high."}, {"start": 12095.960000000001, "end": 12096.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12096.960000000001, "end": 12097.960000000001, "text": " Bro, I hate you."}, {"start": 12097.960000000001, "end": 12098.960000000001, "text": " Wait, why would you hear high, too?"}, {"start": 12098.960000000001, "end": 12099.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm getting caught."}, {"start": 12099.960000000001, "end": 12100.960000000001, "text": " Dude, I'm not allowed to."}, {"start": 12100.960000000001, "end": 12103.960000000001, "text": " I'm glad you said that because I'm high as fuck right now."}, {"start": 12103.960000000001, "end": 12105.960000000001, "text": " Whoa, I'm contact-tied, bro."}, {"start": 12105.960000000001, "end": 12106.960000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 12106.960000000001, "end": 12109.960000000001, "text": " I'm high as fuck."}, {"start": 12109.960000000001, "end": 12114.960000000001, "text": " I'm so high life since slow-made shit."}, {"start": 12114.960000000001, "end": 12117.960000000001, "text": " Christ, I'm high as fuck."}, {"start": 12117.960000000001, "end": 12119.960000000001, "text": " Wait, why is life in slow-motion?"}, {"start": 12119.960000000001, "end": 12122.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, because I'm high."}, {"start": 12122.960000000001, "end": 12128.720000000001, "text": " So, what, braw about to go non-verbal start leaning on my chair sideways."}, {"start": 12131.92, "end": 12132.720000000001, "text": " Because that's what he was doing."}, {"start": 12135.68, "end": 12136.000000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 12137.92, "end": 12139.52, "text": " Good. Are you all right?"}, {"start": 12140.480000000001, "end": 12141.76, "text": " Stop asking that, bro."}, {"start": 12142.800000000001, "end": 12145.12, "text": " You said ask you questions, now you're saying don't ask you questions."}, {"start": 12145.12, "end": 12148.800000000001, "text": " Ask me different questions that don't involve this."}, {"start": 12148.800000000001, "end": 12151.52, "text": " Okay, but like what type of questions do you want?"}, {"start": 12151.52, "end": 12156.44, "text": " You want math questions general trivia boys gonna win one game of Valorant. We're chilling"}, {"start": 12157.28, "end": 12158.800000000001, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 12158.800000000001, "end": 12161.6, "text": " I bet easy why my game not loading up chat"}, {"start": 12163.0, "end": 12170.800000000001, "text": " Don't just I smoke and get high wait chat shot every blinker wait chat wait chat every round. I lose. I had a blinker"}, {"start": 12172.2, "end": 12174.2, "text": " Lit 40 rounds left"}, {"start": 12174.92, "end": 12180.5, "text": " Later I meant I'm at 40 rounds later and then like you wait saw us"}, {"start": 12181.52, "end": 12186.52, "text": " We can move Mario Kart like an hour."}, {"start": 12186.52, "end": 12189.52, "text": " Edward, I don't think he's live yet."}, {"start": 12189.52, "end": 12191.52, "text": " He might be."}, {"start": 12191.52, "end": 12194.52, "text": " What are we waiting on?"}, {"start": 12194.52, "end": 12199.52, "text": " Can you leave your body right now and enter the astral realm?"}, {"start": 12199.52, "end": 12201.52, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12201.52, "end": 12204.52, "text": " Leave your body and enter the astral realm?"}, {"start": 12204.52, "end": 12206.52, "text": " Astral realm."}, {"start": 12206.52, "end": 12208.52, "text": " I love you, bro."}, {"start": 12208.52, "end": 12211.960000000001, "text": " the astral realm"}, {"start": 12211.960000000001, "end": 12215.24, "text": " it's like the spirit world"}, {"start": 12215.24, "end": 12217.960000000001, "text": " what is the astral realm"}, {"start": 12217.960000000001, "end": 12220.720000000001, "text": " alright try it right now try it right now try to leave your body"}, {"start": 12220.720000000001, "end": 12223.640000000001, "text": " and then look at yourself try try try"}, {"start": 12223.640000000001, "end": 12228.44, "text": " whoa you're astral projecting"}, {"start": 12228.44, "end": 12231.960000000001, "text": " now imagine you're a butterfly flying through the sky"}, {"start": 12231.960000000001, "end": 12235.640000000001, "text": " and then a frog"}, {"start": 12235.64, "end": 12242.64, "text": " I'm here inviting you to eat"}, {"start": 12242.64, "end": 12245.64, "text": " you."}, {"start": 12245.64, "end": 12255.64, "text": " Invite me."}, {"start": 12255.64, "end": 12259.64, "text": " Why are you laughing?"}, {"start": 12259.64, "end": 12261.98, "text": " I told that joke 30 minutes ago."}, {"start": 12261.98, "end": 12265.98, "text": " You know I don't understand how time is going by."}, {"start": 12265.98, "end": 12267.82, "text": " It's been 30 minutes since I told that joke"}, {"start": 12267.82, "end": 12269.06, "text": " about the butterfly, bro."}, {"start": 12269.06, "end": 12270.56, "text": " You're still laughing about that shit."}, {"start": 12270.56, "end": 12272.5, "text": " No, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 12272.5, "end": 12275.14, "text": " I've been saying if I ever take 130 minutes."}, {"start": 12275.14, "end": 12276.859999999999, "text": " Invite me."}, {"start": 12276.859999999999, "end": 12278.859999999999, "text": " Like, Adrian, you've been asking that how long, bro?"}, {"start": 12278.859999999999, "end": 12280.06, "text": " Two hours?"}, {"start": 12280.06, "end": 12282.099999999999, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 12282.099999999999, "end": 12282.58, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 12282.58, "end": 12283.66, "text": " You're high, too, bro."}, {"start": 12283.66, "end": 12285.98, "text": " Bro, I'm high as fuck right now."}, {"start": 12285.98, "end": 12287.58, "text": " God."}, {"start": 12287.58, "end": 12288.08, "text": " God."}, {"start": 12288.08, "end": 12289.6, "text": " he said let's invite him"}, {"start": 12289.6, "end": 12290.0, "text": " you fuck"}, {"start": 12290.0, "end": 12290.88, "text": " you invite him"}, {"start": 12290.88, "end": 12292.0, "text": " I fuck"}, {"start": 12292.0, "end": 12293.12, "text": " I don't have him added on this account"}, {"start": 12293.12, "end": 12294.72, "text": " he doesn't have to be added on this account"}, {"start": 12294.72, "end": 12295.68, "text": " I do I do"}, {"start": 12296.64, "end": 12298.24, "text": " Sam now I'll just show you bro"}, {"start": 12298.24, "end": 12299.36, "text": " I'll have you added"}, {"start": 12301.52, "end": 12302.16, "text": " I'm high"}, {"start": 12304.48, "end": 12307.12, "text": " what the fuck do you mean you're gold"}, {"start": 12307.12, "end": 12310.16, "text": " bro twin chill you too high twin chill"}, {"start": 12310.16, "end": 12310.72, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 12310.72, "end": 12311.36, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 12311.36, "end": 12312.0, "text": " who the"}, {"start": 12312.0, "end": 12314.0, "text": " why the fuck are you gold"}, {"start": 12314.0, "end": 12315.68, "text": " it's me"}, {"start": 12315.68, "end": 12317.2, "text": " it's me it's me you're in or done"}, {"start": 12318.08, "end": 12319.08, "text": " It's me!"}, {"start": 12320.08, "end": 12322.08, "text": " What is he talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 12322.08, "end": 12324.08, "text": " I'm your inner thoughts!"}, {"start": 12324.08, "end": 12326.08, "text": " Bro, Santi entered your mind in the actual projection."}, {"start": 12326.08, "end": 12328.08, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 12328.08, "end": 12330.08, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 12330.08, "end": 12332.08, "text": " Dig Santi out of your head!"}, {"start": 12332.08, "end": 12334.08, "text": " Dig Santi out of your head!"}, {"start": 12334.08, "end": 12336.08, "text": " Don't get me out of here! Please stop!"}, {"start": 12338.08, "end": 12340.08, "text": " Get him out of your head!"}, {"start": 12342.08, "end": 12344.08, "text": " Get him out!"}, {"start": 12344.08, "end": 12346.08, "text": " It's Asian as fuck!"}, {"start": 12376.08, "end": 12378.08, "text": " good job"}, {"start": 12378.08, "end": 12380.08, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 12380.08, "end": 12382.08, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 12384.08, "end": 12386.08, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 12386.08, "end": 12388.08, "text": " bro are you okay?"}, {"start": 12388.08, "end": 12390.08, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 12390.08, "end": 12392.08, "text": " bro my monitor got plugged"}, {"start": 12392.08, "end": 12394.08, "text": " wait wait wait hold on hold on"}, {"start": 12394.08, "end": 12396.08, "text": " alright AJ wait we're good we're good"}, {"start": 12396.08, "end": 12398.08, "text": " AJ we're good"}, {"start": 12398.08, "end": 12400.08, "text": " no bro no my monitor got plugged"}, {"start": 12400.08, "end": 12402.08, "text": " what the fuck are we playing"}, {"start": 12402.08, "end": 12404.08, "text": " Swift Blade? I knew he was fake high bro"}, {"start": 12404.08, "end": 12406.08, "text": " What are we playing split play?"}, {"start": 12407.14, "end": 12409.14, "text": " Bro give me another chat."}, {"start": 12409.14, "end": 12412.14, "text": " Chat send me a gold account."}, {"start": 12413.02, "end": 12415.02, "text": " Chat send me a gold account on Discord."}, {"start": 12415.72, "end": 12417.72, "text": " How do I fix this shit?"}, {"start": 12419.18, "end": 12422.1, "text": " Bro look at the top of the list of the invite friends bro."}, {"start": 12422.98, "end": 12426.18, "text": " It's just like seeing her for the first time."}, {"start": 12426.18, "end": 12428.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12432.460000000001, "end": 12439.2, "text": " I'm changing my account just wait bro. They said bro. How long have we been in this lobby screen?"}, {"start": 12439.2, "end": 12444.380000000001, "text": " That's what I was to you. I feel I've been the shit bro. Santi entered my mind"}, {"start": 12445.16, "end": 12447.4, "text": " But he did yes, bro"}, {"start": 12447.94, "end": 12449.94, "text": " Why would it happen? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12450.960000000001, "end": 12455.32, "text": " He yeah, you send it to me on discord chat. I'm gonna get a bowl"}, {"start": 12455.32, "end": 12460.32, "text": " I'm so thirsty bro my throat is so it's so thirsty dry"}, {"start": 12462.6, "end": 12464.6, "text": " Oh, I'm thirsty thirsty Jason"}, {"start": 12466.92, "end": 12471.199999999999, "text": " And it's me on this wait the water's hurting my stomach is maybe sick. I'm gonna throw up"}, {"start": 12475.16, "end": 12481.42, "text": " Wait bro my stomach it hurts wait the air the air tastes like poison. Yeah, I don't like breathing anymore"}, {"start": 12485.32, "end": 12496.08, "text": " you have to force yourself to breathe now in how that forces up the blank make"}, {"start": 12496.08, "end": 12498.6, "text": " yourself blank"}, {"start": 12502.88, "end": 12511.76, "text": " there's no fucking way bro you show your writing in security go are you"}, {"start": 12511.76, "end": 12516.72, "text": " breathing yes I'm breathing bro so everything heavy so I can say you're"}, {"start": 12516.72, "end": 12523.880000000001, "text": " breathing bro because I can't tell I gotta see your body moving thank you"}, {"start": 12523.880000000001, "end": 12525.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12525.880000000001, "end": 12527.880000000001, "text": " Thank you, Jack."}, {"start": 12531.880000000001, "end": 12533.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12537.880000000001, "end": 12539.880000000001, "text": " Bro, why would you, bro?"}, {"start": 12539.880000000001, "end": 12543.880000000001, "text": " Why would you, you're fucking hell if it's all this high, bro."}, {"start": 12543.880000000001, "end": 12545.880000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm contact high, bro."}, {"start": 12545.880000000001, "end": 12548.880000000001, "text": " Bro, what the fuck do you mean you're contact high?"}, {"start": 12548.880000000001, "end": 12550.880000000001, "text": " You're not even in the same fucking house."}, {"start": 12550.880000000001, "end": 12552.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12553.000000000002, "end": 12555.720000000001, "text": " Everything's moving in slow motion"}, {"start": 12565.560000000001, "end": 12569.6, "text": " Yo, why did you send me your information?"}, {"start": 12573.880000000001, "end": 12575.880000000001, "text": " What's up boys"}, {"start": 12580.880000000001, "end": 12582.160000000002, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 12582.160000000002, "end": 12584.240000000002, "text": " Wait, let me see your eyes."}, {"start": 12584.240000000002, "end": 12586.240000000002, "text": " Oh my, don't get close to my eyes."}, {"start": 12586.240000000002, "end": 12587.68, "text": " Yeah, I don't do it right here."}, {"start": 12587.68, "end": 12588.640000000001, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 12588.640000000001, "end": 12590.800000000001, "text": " Wait, your eyes are so bloodshot."}, {"start": 12590.800000000001, "end": 12591.12, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12591.12, "end": 12592.84, "text": " How many hits have you had?"}, {"start": 12592.84, "end": 12593.320000000002, "text": " Both of them."}, {"start": 12593.320000000002, "end": 12594.68, "text": " A pen?"}, {"start": 12594.68, "end": 12595.400000000001, "text": " Too many."}, {"start": 12595.400000000001, "end": 12596.36, "text": " What are you smoking?"}, {"start": 12596.36, "end": 12600.000000000002, "text": " Outweigh, uh, uh, 710 lbs."}, {"start": 12600.000000000002, "end": 12600.400000000001, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 12600.400000000001, "end": 12601.400000000001, "text": " A pen?"}, {"start": 12601.400000000001, "end": 12602.2, "text": " Yeah, brah."}, {"start": 12602.2, "end": 12603.640000000001, "text": " Y'all want, you want to hit?"}, {"start": 12603.640000000001, "end": 12604.960000000001, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 12604.960000000001, "end": 12605.560000000001, "text": " Suffer?"}, {"start": 12605.560000000001, "end": 12607.560000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12607.560000000001, "end": 12608.6, "text": " Don't be very serious."}, {"start": 12608.6, "end": 12610.480000000001, "text": " You had 40 hits, say on God."}, {"start": 12610.48, "end": 12612.68, "text": " Yes, bro, I'm on it."}, {"start": 12612.68, "end": 12614.84, "text": " Wait, why with 40 hits?"}, {"start": 12614.84, "end": 12616.96, "text": " I'm in Tel Aviv right now, bro."}, {"start": 12620.72, "end": 12622.119999999999, "text": " Wait, is that normal?"}, {"start": 12624.8, "end": 12626.52, "text": " You're in Tel Aviv."}, {"start": 12626.52, "end": 12628.8, "text": " Wait, is 40, are you going to be OK?"}, {"start": 12628.8, "end": 12630.6, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 12630.6, "end": 12632.439999999999, "text": " Can you, do you want some water?"}, {"start": 12632.439999999999, "end": 12634.119999999999, "text": " Wait, bro, whoa, what are you,"}, {"start": 12634.119999999999, "end": 12635.56, "text": " why are you making it seem like I'm about to die?"}, {"start": 12635.56, "end": 12636.76, "text": " What's going on right now?"}, {"start": 12636.76, "end": 12639.52, "text": " 40 hits of a pen is nuts, Jay."}, {"start": 12639.52, "end": 12640.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, but you're fine."}, {"start": 12640.560000000001, "end": 12641.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm good."}, {"start": 12641.24, "end": 12643.2, "text": " As long as you're having a good time, fuck it."}, {"start": 12643.2, "end": 12645.48, "text": " You know what, the munchies are got food upstairs."}, {"start": 12645.48, "end": 12648.880000000001, "text": " Oh, bro, I was watching out stream."}, {"start": 12648.880000000001, "end": 12650.76, "text": " Y'all have my ass, ooh, bro."}, {"start": 12650.76, "end": 12652.16, "text": " Oh, his eyes are sharp."}, {"start": 12652.16, "end": 12654.08, "text": " Yeah, look at his eyes."}, {"start": 12654.08, "end": 12655.32, "text": " You look like brother learning."}, {"start": 12655.32, "end": 12658.04, "text": " Dude, your eyes are like shunt."}, {"start": 12658.04, "end": 12658.92, "text": " No, they're not, bro."}, {"start": 12658.92, "end": 12660.36, "text": " They're still open."}, {"start": 12660.36, "end": 12662.12, "text": " What team is this?"}, {"start": 12662.12, "end": 12663.2, "text": " Baseball."}, {"start": 12663.2, "end": 12664.720000000001, "text": " Baseball."}, {"start": 12664.720000000001, "end": 12666.48, "text": " The Badgers."}, {"start": 12666.48, "end": 12667.32, "text": " How is he matching?"}, {"start": 12667.32, "end": 12668.36, "text": " He can't see that match."}, {"start": 12668.36, "end": 12669.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12669.12, "end": 12673.400000000001, "text": " Listen, bro, can you give me things, a screen for me?"}, {"start": 12673.400000000001, "end": 12674.320000000002, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 12674.320000000002, "end": 12675.160000000002, "text": " Thank you, y'all."}, {"start": 12675.160000000002, "end": 12676.240000000002, "text": " Appreciate it, y'all."}, {"start": 12676.240000000002, "end": 12678.240000000002, "text": " 40 pieces, please."}, {"start": 12678.240000000002, "end": 12683.240000000002, "text": " Oh, my God, that, uh, we used a smoke shop."}, {"start": 12683.240000000002, "end": 12684.720000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12684.720000000001, "end": 12687.68, "text": " Oh, that's a long story, son."}, {"start": 12687.68, "end": 12689.12, "text": " Hey, yo, guys."}, {"start": 12689.12, "end": 12690.92, "text": " Yo, bro, you look like Bert and Ernie."}, {"start": 12690.92, "end": 12696.480000000001, "text": " Hey, bro, am I hired a dish shop just walking"}, {"start": 12696.480000000001, "end": 12699.08, "text": " to see you like Bert and Ernie?"}, {"start": 12699.08, "end": 12701.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12701.78, "end": 12704.08, "text": " Agent you guys want me to play well whatever"}, {"start": 12707.28, "end": 12709.28, "text": " I can do it on everything"}, {"start": 12709.32, "end": 12712.12, "text": " They still get on stage and then you can get on like a different thing"}, {"start": 12712.72, "end": 12717.2, "text": " Okay, babe, I'm gonna just carry the game and I'll just make it easy for us. Yeah"}, {"start": 12717.2, "end": 12722.56, "text": " I'm not gonna lie though. Like I do Jason. I've known you for so long. I don't ask for much, bro"}, {"start": 12722.8, "end": 12725.78, "text": " You're not streaming after this. I could get the raid when you're done. Is that?"}, {"start": 12729.08, "end": 12731.08, "text": " I'm just saying"}, {"start": 12742.08, "end": 12744.08, "text": " Now I'm not high"}, {"start": 12746.039999999999, "end": 12750.2, "text": " So now so now my fuck is a sentient all of a sudden fuck it oh"}, {"start": 12751.4, "end": 12753.4, "text": " The chips coming back"}, {"start": 12753.4, "end": 12760.02, "text": " Fuck it. Fuck it dude. No, no, no, no don't drink more water because more water is gonna put more stuff in your stomach for more stuff to throw up"}, {"start": 12760.02, "end": 12762.02, "text": " Because if you throw it and you're gonna throw up all over the place"}, {"start": 12763.3, "end": 12765.3, "text": " Play"}, {"start": 12765.82, "end": 12767.82, "text": " I'm good bro sober"}, {"start": 12768.98, "end": 12770.98, "text": " I'm sober"}, {"start": 12770.98, "end": 12772.98, "text": " I'm sober"}, {"start": 12773.699999999999, "end": 12775.22, "text": " I'm sober"}, {"start": 12775.22, "end": 12779.98, "text": " Bro, what if you were really in Valor you were a real life Valor agent you walk around"}, {"start": 12779.98, "end": 12782.26, "text": " I'd probably be uh, I'd probably be isa"}, {"start": 12783.4, "end": 12785.4, "text": " You probably did it."}, {"start": 12789.619999999999, "end": 12791.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, I would be ice though."}, {"start": 12792.039999999999, "end": 12796.119999999999, "text": " I would be Omen because I'm misunderstood."}, {"start": 12797.359999999999, "end": 12799.84, "text": " Is Omen misunderstood to see a demon born from hell?"}, {"start": 12802.16, "end": 12804.4, "text": " Well, you better not be saved. Well, you bet it's ill."}, {"start": 12813.4, "end": 12815.4, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 12815.4, "end": 12817.4, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 12817.4, "end": 12819.4, "text": " They can heal me?"}, {"start": 12824.4, "end": 12826.4, "text": " Dave's in."}, {"start": 12826.4, "end": 12828.4, "text": " You're high."}, {"start": 12828.4, "end": 12830.4, "text": " He'll have it."}, {"start": 12830.4, "end": 12831.4, "text": " A.J.?"}, {"start": 12831.4, "end": 12833.4, "text": " I'll meet you, he'll have it."}, {"start": 12833.4, "end": 12835.4, "text": " A.J. save us."}, {"start": 12835.4, "end": 12837.4, "text": " A.J."}, {"start": 12837.4, "end": 12839.4, "text": " He'll have it."}, {"start": 12839.4, "end": 12841.4, "text": " He'll have it."}, {"start": 12843.4, "end": 12848.4, "text": " I feel like I'm melting, bro."}, {"start": 12848.4, "end": 12853.4, "text": " All right, if you guys have sex with one ballerina agent, who would it be?"}, {"start": 12853.4, "end": 12854.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12854.4, "end": 12855.4, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 12855.4, "end": 12856.4, "text": " That's normal question."}, {"start": 12856.4, "end": 12863.4, "text": " All right, if you guys have sex with one overwatch agent, who would it be?"}, {"start": 12863.4, "end": 12864.4, "text": " I'm picking."}, {"start": 12864.4, "end": 12865.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12865.4, "end": 12866.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12866.4, "end": 12867.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12867.4, "end": 12868.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12868.4, "end": 12869.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12869.4, "end": 12870.4, "text": " I'll pick."}, {"start": 12870.4, "end": 12876.4, "text": " Hey, I'll pick Phoenix because it looks like YBG."}, {"start": 12876.4, "end": 12876.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12876.9, "end": 12879.4, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12879.4, "end": 12884.4, "text": " I'm probably banging Sage to be honest, but she bad."}, {"start": 12884.4, "end": 12885.4, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 12885.4, "end": 12887.4, "text": " I don't really even like women."}, {"start": 12890.4, "end": 12892.4, "text": " We all cuffed up in the car, bruh."}, {"start": 12892.4, "end": 12894.4, "text": " Yeah, bruh, they got us."}, {"start": 12900.4, "end": 12902.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12918.68, "end": 12921.6, "text": " Were you losing bro, I'm wondering"}, {"start": 12921.6, "end": 12923.16, "text": " Bro, I didn't think it was trash."}, {"start": 12923.16, "end": 12924.48, "text": " What are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 12924.48, "end": 12926.36, "text": " Bro, how do you do a dick?"}, {"start": 12926.36, "end": 12928.880000000001, "text": " I'm watching the instant replay right now."}, {"start": 12928.880000000001, "end": 12931.76, "text": " Why would you throw with your gun around to your hand"}, {"start": 12931.76, "end": 12933.44, "text": " and aim it at the smoke?"}, {"start": 12933.44, "end": 12934.6, "text": " Are you hired or something?"}, {"start": 12934.6, "end": 12938.24, "text": " I'm fine, like, holy."}, {"start": 12938.24, "end": 12938.84, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 12938.84, "end": 12939.640000000001, "text": " No, you're chillin'."}, {"start": 12939.640000000001, "end": 12940.960000000001, "text": " No, you're chillin'."}, {"start": 12940.960000000001, "end": 12943.84, "text": " I feel like I'm outside the shit right now."}, {"start": 12943.84, "end": 12944.84, "text": " No, you're not."}, {"start": 12944.84, "end": 12945.48, "text": " You're good, bro."}, {"start": 12945.48, "end": 12947.720000000001, "text": " Bro, hey, body."}, {"start": 12947.720000000001, "end": 12949.6, "text": " Bro, if I put keys in your hand right now,"}, {"start": 12949.6, "end": 12951.16, "text": " are you driving correctly?"}, {"start": 12951.16, "end": 12952.56, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12952.56, "end": 12956.52, "text": " Like someone is going to pass away on the road if I drive."}, {"start": 12956.52, "end": 12958.2, "text": " Oh, bro, you're not even high, bro."}, {"start": 12958.2, "end": 12958.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12958.58, "end": 12959.42, "text": " How did that just happen?"}, {"start": 12959.42, "end": 12961.16, "text": " Get my gun and win."}, {"start": 12961.16, "end": 12962.24, "text": " How did I just die to that?"}, {"start": 12962.24, "end": 12964.3, "text": " That's ridiculous."}, {"start": 12964.3, "end": 12966.22, "text": " That's fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 12966.22, "end": 12968.18, "text": " He's a cubby, cubby, cubby cat."}, {"start": 12973.18, "end": 12974.42, "text": " Yo, how did you just, Jason,"}, {"start": 12974.42, "end": 12974.96, "text": " no doubt of this guy."}, {"start": 12974.96, "end": 12976.38, "text": " He killed all of us."}, {"start": 12976.38, "end": 12978.119999999999, "text": " There's a vehicle behind you."}, {"start": 12978.119999999999, "end": 12979.539999999999, "text": " Bro, you're just high ass."}, {"start": 12979.54, "end": 12981.54, "text": " Bro, you're fainting hard, bro."}, {"start": 12983.84, "end": 12985.44, "text": " Behind you, behind you, Omen."}, {"start": 12985.44, "end": 12986.84, "text": " Wait, our Omen might be high, too."}, {"start": 12986.84, "end": 12988.84, "text": " I love you, I love you, I love you."}, {"start": 12988.84, "end": 12989.84, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 12989.84, "end": 12990.94, "text": " Alright, guys."}, {"start": 12990.94, "end": 12992.84, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you guys."}, {"start": 12992.84, "end": 12995.94, "text": " This is my friend Jason Lowe and my friend A2Guapo, okay?"}, {"start": 12995.94, "end": 12999.94, "text": " We're doing the one blinker every loss round challenge."}, {"start": 12999.94, "end": 13001.84, "text": " So, if you guys don't want us to get high,"}, {"start": 13001.84, "end": 13002.84, "text": " then we shouldn't lose rounds."}, {"start": 13002.84, "end": 13004.04, "text": " But if you do want us to get high,"}, {"start": 13004.04, "end": 13006.04, "text": " then we should lose rounds."}, {"start": 13009.54, "end": 13011.54, "text": " Not a very talkative bunch."}, {"start": 13025.54, "end": 13027.54, "text": " All right. All good."}, {"start": 13027.54, "end": 13029.54, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 13029.54, "end": 13031.54, "text": " Jason, can you rest me?"}, {"start": 13031.54, "end": 13032.54, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 13032.54, "end": 13034.54, "text": " Wait, Jason, I marked you."}, {"start": 13034.54, "end": 13036.54, "text": " Jason, rest me."}, {"start": 13036.54, "end": 13039.820000000002, "text": " That's not a fake hit bruh."}, {"start": 13039.820000000002, "end": 13041.34, "text": " Whoa, cool knife bro."}, {"start": 13041.34, "end": 13044.460000000001, "text": " Well I didn't know smoke come off is not a fake hit."}, {"start": 13044.460000000001, "end": 13047.140000000001, "text": " Wait, why is your movement perfect if you're high?"}, {"start": 13047.140000000001, "end": 13049.980000000001, "text": " But why is your crosshair placement perfect if you're high?"}, {"start": 13049.980000000001, "end": 13051.980000000001, "text": " Are you high?"}, {"start": 13051.980000000001, "end": 13056.34, "text": " Shit, we're off bro."}, {"start": 13056.34, "end": 13058.7, "text": " He's awping bro, I need to do something."}, {"start": 13058.7, "end": 13061.26, "text": " We don't have any initiator, it's just KO."}, {"start": 13061.26, "end": 13063.26, "text": " Bro, look at this big kid."}, {"start": 13063.26, "end": 13066.42, "text": " We're gonna flash Jason, you ready?"}, {"start": 13096.42, "end": 13098.42, "text": " Okay, why didn't you like that round?"}, {"start": 13098.42, "end": 13099.42, "text": " That scene, eh?"}, {"start": 13099.42, "end": 13101.42, "text": " Uh, it was just bad."}, {"start": 13101.42, "end": 13103.42, "text": " I'm gonna try to mark it."}, {"start": 13103.42, "end": 13105.42, "text": " Well, could you have done differently that round, Jason?"}, {"start": 13105.42, "end": 13107.42, "text": " Cause I died."}, {"start": 13107.42, "end": 13109.42, "text": " Okay, but when you were running out, you had your wall."}, {"start": 13109.42, "end": 13110.42, "text": " He's marked it."}, {"start": 13110.42, "end": 13112.42, "text": " You should have walled him."}, {"start": 13112.42, "end": 13115.42, "text": " Bro, I thought someone was gonna shoot or so out of the wall."}, {"start": 13115.42, "end": 13117.42, "text": " Come on, go and help me."}, {"start": 13117.42, "end": 13119.42, "text": " I thought someone shot you because you did it wrong."}, {"start": 13119.42, "end": 13121.42, "text": " He's marking, no, no, he's marking."}, {"start": 13123.42, "end": 13125.42, "text": " You ever heard of the phrase, food for thought, Jason?"}, {"start": 13125.42, "end": 13130.42, "text": " the fuck team is this bro the whole team fucking hi"}, {"start": 13130.42, "end": 13133.42, "text": " what's your favorite quote?"}, {"start": 13133.42, "end": 13136.42, "text": " my favorite quote is gotta be"}, {"start": 13136.42, "end": 13139.42, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 13139.42, "end": 13142.42, "text": " there's a lot of good quotes in this world"}, {"start": 13142.42, "end": 13144.42, "text": " okay but can you pick one?"}, {"start": 13144.42, "end": 13146.42, "text": " something by Socrates"}, {"start": 13146.42, "end": 13149.42, "text": " wait was Socrates artist"}, {"start": 13149.42, "end": 13151.42, "text": " okay stop right there"}, {"start": 13151.42, "end": 13153.42, "text": " he was a great philosopher"}, {"start": 13153.42, "end": 13157.7, "text": " Okay, so stop right there. His name is socrates. He's a socrates"}, {"start": 13158.1, "end": 13159.6, "text": " so crazy"}, {"start": 13159.6, "end": 13161.8, "text": " No, oh no, socrates"}, {"start": 13162.22, "end": 13164.22, "text": " So it's"}, {"start": 13166.9, "end": 13168.9, "text": " There you go, socrates"}, {"start": 13169.7, "end": 13173.98, "text": " Wait soccer team was not in the World Cup anymore, but the World Cup ended a while ago"}, {"start": 13174.54, "end": 13178.62, "text": " No, it's soccer tease. No, no, we're not wearing soccer teeth, bro"}, {"start": 13179.06, "end": 13181.06, "text": " No, so crap soccer"}, {"start": 13183.42, "end": 13190.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13190.42, "end": 13193.58, "text": " course you're gonna fucking what is going on"}, {"start": 13193.58, "end": 13200.58, "text": " this is a little nice much of jay"}, {"start": 13201.02, "end": 13205.1, "text": " okay jason what do you think the best form of attack you think that"}, {"start": 13205.1, "end": 13209.460000000001, "text": " do you do you ever set the fuck up do you ever just let it go"}, {"start": 13209.460000000001, "end": 13213.900000000001, "text": " I'm trying to listen to the"}, {"start": 13214.000000000002, "end": 13219.2, "text": " fucking game and you're in my"}, {"start": 13219.26, "end": 13223.140000000001, "text": " ear. I can't play fucking."}, {"start": 13223.2, "end": 13228.480000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, my god. You're"}, {"start": 13228.54, "end": 13231.880000000001, "text": " resorting to name calling."}, {"start": 13231.94, "end": 13236.580000000002, "text": " What is that? Is that nice?"}, {"start": 13236.58, "end": 13244.86, "text": " you there is there is shriek what's your name oh nice try not the hard R bro you're"}, {"start": 13244.86, "end": 13254.26, "text": " not calling me neither no bro you can't race this way you hide no way I could get"}, {"start": 13254.26, "end": 13271.58, "text": " I'm not playing anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't like to hear that word but someone in my group actually suffers from that"}, {"start": 13276.82, "end": 13282.380000000001, "text": " No, don't I said that laugh bro if it's not funny enough. They just don't laugh at all"}, {"start": 13282.380000000001, "end": 13285.820000000002, "text": " I'm not fake laughing. Fuck you. I hate you, bro."}, {"start": 13286.820000000002, "end": 13287.820000000002, "text": " You hate me."}, {"start": 13287.820000000002, "end": 13288.820000000002, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 13290.7, "end": 13292.460000000001, "text": " Fucking pussy eat my balls."}, {"start": 13297.460000000001, "end": 13299.060000000001, "text": " I like, I like."}, {"start": 13300.1, "end": 13301.1, "text": " What's in this book?"}, {"start": 13301.820000000002, "end": 13304.54, "text": " Let's go team up."}, {"start": 13304.54, "end": 13306.86, "text": " I needed it so bad."}, {"start": 13306.86, "end": 13309.94, "text": " I needed it so bad, bro."}, {"start": 13309.94, "end": 13311.980000000001, "text": " Please, you just want to sit back."}, {"start": 13311.98, "end": 13316.14, "text": " Look at a smoke all game while your teammates carry you or do you want to win this yourself?"}, {"start": 13316.66, "end": 13318.66, "text": " Well, I'm trying"}, {"start": 13319.539999999999, "end": 13321.9, "text": " Are you I'm trying"}, {"start": 13322.699999999999, "end": 13324.699999999999, "text": " All right, what should we do this game then?"}, {"start": 13325.779999999999, "end": 13328.66, "text": " What do you do this round? What do we do this round? We have to go B"}, {"start": 13329.42, "end": 13334.779999999999, "text": " Okay, guys our idea is saying we have to go B. Okay. Let's go B. Okay. What should we do on B?"}, {"start": 13334.779999999999, "end": 13336.779999999999, "text": " What's our execute plant the bomb?"}, {"start": 13337.1, "end": 13339.1, "text": " plant the bomb"}, {"start": 13339.1, "end": 13341.1, "text": " those smokes"}, {"start": 13341.1, "end": 13343.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13344.62, "end": 13346.62, "text": " Okay, what should I do? Yeah, come on"}, {"start": 13358.140000000001, "end": 13360.140000000001, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 13361.02, "end": 13362.86, "text": " It's a smoke"}, {"start": 13362.86, "end": 13364.86, "text": " Am I getting fucking Johnny's in a"}, {"start": 13365.66, "end": 13368.0, "text": " Why do you know one coming in to your right?"}, {"start": 13371.1, "end": 13383.86, "text": " I hate you, bro. Oh, you fucking hate me, huh? I hate you, bro. Why do you hate me?"}, {"start": 13383.86, "end": 13389.58, "text": " What did I do? You're asking me what we should do. You said dash in. You didn't say dash"}, {"start": 13389.58, "end": 13393.460000000001, "text": " in. Clear right, left. You didn't say dash in smoking. You didn't say dash in out."}, {"start": 13393.460000000001, "end": 13397.300000000001, "text": " You said dash in."}, {"start": 13397.300000000001, "end": 13398.900000000001, "text": " Now hit the blinker two times."}, {"start": 13398.900000000001, "end": 13400.94, "text": " No, I need a break."}, {"start": 13400.94, "end": 13402.740000000002, "text": " Here, just add my shit up."}, {"start": 13402.740000000002, "end": 13403.740000000002, "text": " I'll do it later."}, {"start": 13403.740000000002, "end": 13405.740000000002, "text": " No, I'll do it now."}, {"start": 13405.740000000002, "end": 13408.740000000002, "text": " No, I'll do it now."}, {"start": 13408.740000000002, "end": 13413.94, "text": " Go on, try to add something on this."}, {"start": 13413.94, "end": 13416.18, "text": " Is this our eco or your 5000 credits?"}, {"start": 13416.18, "end": 13417.18, "text": " Why didn't you buy?"}, {"start": 13417.18, "end": 13418.740000000002, "text": " Why didn't you have your night found in spawn?"}, {"start": 13418.740000000002, "end": 13419.740000000002, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 13419.740000000002, "end": 13421.02, "text": " You said ask you questions, right?"}, {"start": 13421.02, "end": 13423.02, "text": " question is what the fuck are you doing"}, {"start": 13423.02, "end": 13426.26, "text": " that's again I got a gun top mid for you"}, {"start": 13426.26, "end": 13431.86, "text": " I do baby hits I do baby hits bro"}, {"start": 13431.86, "end": 13440.78, "text": " what the fuck are you doing"}, {"start": 13440.78, "end": 13442.78, "text": " The"}, {"start": 13442.980000000001, "end": 13446.74, "text": " Vandal on cat and there's one made Jason please"}, {"start": 13450.42, "end": 13452.42, "text": " Jason"}, {"start": 13453.02, "end": 13455.02, "text": " He's made I slept made what"}, {"start": 13455.980000000001, "end": 13460.380000000001, "text": " Could be true. Could be true fast. We've three fast. They did his name"}, {"start": 13460.380000000001, "end": 13470.380000000001, "text": " What a lovely lad well look am I up for me daddy?"}, {"start": 13470.380000000001, "end": 13471.380000000001, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 13471.380000000001, "end": 13473.380000000001, "text": " I made me made me made me there you go."}, {"start": 13473.380000000001, "end": 13474.380000000001, "text": " That's what you're doing."}, {"start": 13474.380000000001, "end": 13475.380000000001, "text": " Thanks you guys."}, {"start": 13475.380000000001, "end": 13476.380000000001, "text": " Then I'll call AJ daddy."}, {"start": 13476.380000000001, "end": 13477.380000000001, "text": " Call AJ daddy."}, {"start": 13477.380000000001, "end": 13478.380000000001, "text": " No problem man."}, {"start": 13478.380000000001, "end": 13479.380000000001, "text": " No daddy sir."}, {"start": 13479.380000000001, "end": 13480.380000000001, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 13480.380000000001, "end": 13481.380000000001, "text": " Why are you not calling daddy?"}, {"start": 13481.380000000001, "end": 13482.380000000001, "text": " He's curing you."}, {"start": 13482.380000000001, "end": 13483.380000000001, "text": " Because I'm just thankful."}, {"start": 13483.380000000001, "end": 13486.380000000001, "text": " I don't have to call him dad to be thankful."}, {"start": 13486.380000000001, "end": 13487.380000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13487.380000000001, "end": 13488.380000000001, "text": " You're good bro."}, {"start": 13488.380000000001, "end": 13489.380000000001, "text": " You don't have to call me dad to be thankful."}, {"start": 13489.380000000001, "end": 13494.140000000001, "text": " Thank you. You're good bro. No, maybe we should maybe start asking him for things to see how"}, {"start": 13495.34, "end": 13497.34, "text": " $1,000"}, {"start": 13498.660000000002, "end": 13500.660000000002, "text": " You get greedy when he's high bear"}, {"start": 13505.26, "end": 13508.86, "text": " Fuck yeah, I'm trying to put this overlay on my screen. I forget"}, {"start": 13509.78, "end": 13511.78, "text": " What the fuck is my say dropping?"}, {"start": 13514.62, "end": 13516.62, "text": " Am I blind"}, {"start": 13516.62, "end": 13523.660000000002, "text": " pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza."}, {"start": 13523.660000000002, "end": 13526.86, "text": " You want pizza?"}, {"start": 13526.86, "end": 13532.86, "text": " No, I would think you were wrong, man."}, {"start": 13532.86, "end": 13534.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13546.060000000001, "end": 13548.060000000001, "text": " Wait what it didn't give me the kill"}, {"start": 13555.7, "end": 13561.52, "text": " I get paid off for you any day they're specating that round is that awesome what?"}, {"start": 13562.86, "end": 13564.86, "text": " How was spectating that round? Was it awesome?"}, {"start": 13565.86, "end": 13567.86, "text": " I did it. I played it and I died."}, {"start": 13568.86, "end": 13571.86, "text": " Yeah, okay, what happens after you die, Jason? You spectate, right?"}, {"start": 13574.86, "end": 13575.86, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 13577.86, "end": 13580.86, "text": " Bro, I think we're both too high, bro. We're greening out, bro."}, {"start": 13584.86, "end": 13586.86, "text": " Alright, Jason, what's your favorite color?"}, {"start": 13587.86, "end": 13589.86, "text": " Uh... blue."}, {"start": 13589.86, "end": 13599.78, "text": " play blue blue what kind of blue like navy blue baby blue ocean blue astral blue ultra blue"}, {"start": 13600.5, "end": 13606.82, "text": " Sakura blue uh mika blue uh orange blue what are you doing right now right stop"}, {"start": 13606.82, "end": 13620.779999999999, "text": " What the fuck is that fuck you guys"}, {"start": 13620.779999999999, "end": 13630.34, "text": " so there's fuck you shut up speak so just like how do I download"}, {"start": 13630.34, "end": 13635.14, "text": " once you're right see once you're right yep what are you doing Jason what the"}, {"start": 13635.14, "end": 13637.14, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 13637.14, "end": 13641.14, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 13641.14, "end": 13643.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13643.14, "end": 13651.14, "text": " Time to stop back up."}, {"start": 13651.14, "end": 13656.14, "text": " Alright, so Jason, I'm gonna ask you to do two things for me, okay?"}, {"start": 13656.14, "end": 13657.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13657.14, "end": 13658.14, "text": " Jason."}, {"start": 13658.14, "end": 13660.14, "text": " Alright, number one, open your fucking eyes."}, {"start": 13660.14, "end": 13661.14, "text": " Eyes are open."}, {"start": 13661.14, "end": 13664.14, "text": " Number two, use your fucking guts."}, {"start": 13664.14, "end": 13667.82, "text": " You can buy here. I'm gonna buy you. Okay. I'm gonna buy you a big"}, {"start": 13668.939999999999, "end": 13673.019999999999, "text": " Oh, you can buy yourself. Okay. All right. I'm gonna play with you this round. Okay"}, {"start": 13674.9, "end": 13678.98, "text": " All right, let's do the spawn play. Yes, well with our knife out play. Let's do that one"}, {"start": 13680.58, "end": 13682.58, "text": " Yep, yep, let's go"}, {"start": 13688.14, "end": 13691.38, "text": " All right, but I'll be we're going to our bed. Let's go cat"}, {"start": 13691.380000000001, "end": 13699.54, "text": " nice lower bro okay they're off you can't we should probably go to our right right now"}, {"start": 13699.54, "end": 13704.580000000002, "text": " um all right get ready bro"}, {"start": 13710.900000000001, "end": 13713.140000000001, "text": " one close cat close cat let me carry for you again"}, {"start": 13714.900000000001, "end": 13717.86, "text": " oh my god he's on the cross"}, {"start": 13717.86, "end": 13719.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13732.26, "end": 13734.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13748.220000000001, "end": 13753.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm a tattoo all right today some bubba you hold tap for me bubba"}, {"start": 13754.34, "end": 13760.86, "text": " Last round in the half. I know I don't even I don't even care. We're gonna win bro. I just had to do that whole thing"}, {"start": 13764.42, "end": 13769.800000000001, "text": " All right, what's your what's your favorite new anime that's like still releasing episodes"}, {"start": 13769.800000000001, "end": 13780.800000000001, "text": " I don't know okay, okay, what about you AJ?"}, {"start": 13780.800000000001, "end": 13786.6, "text": " Oh, you like any anima's that are coming out?"}, {"start": 13786.6, "end": 13791.6, "text": " Uh, I like, uh, Demon Slayer."}, {"start": 13791.6, "end": 13795.28, "text": " Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one, Jason, do you like Demon Slayer?"}, {"start": 13795.28, "end": 13797.28, "text": " Uhhh, didn't say it was pretty good."}, {"start": 13799.7, "end": 13800.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13804.54, "end": 13807.04, "text": " What the fuck bro? How's he killing me?"}, {"start": 13808.0, "end": 13809.2, "text": " That's cheating bro."}, {"start": 13825.28, "end": 13833.12, "text": " oh my god yes yeah the woman's gonna kill you daddy uh"}, {"start": 13833.12, "end": 13839.44, "text": " hey how are you the woman hasn't spoken bro"}, {"start": 13840.800000000001, "end": 13843.68, "text": " i'm right here"}, {"start": 13847.84, "end": 13854.320000000002, "text": " nice try bro i'm gonna watch by bg what's your favorite anime that's coming out"}, {"start": 13854.32, "end": 13857.32, "text": " right now bleached for sure definitely"}, {"start": 13863.32, "end": 13867.82, "text": " so six six halves not that bad but if I was doing a blinker challenge at six"}, {"start": 13867.82, "end": 13871.36, "text": " six half would probably probably almost break me bro I'd probably be on the"}, {"start": 13871.36, "end": 13876.64, "text": " verge of insanity bro nah we'll win and now it's pretty much"}, {"start": 13876.64, "end": 13882.56, "text": " unloosable yeah Jason how are you one in ten bro at least get a kill bro a"}, {"start": 13882.56, "end": 13885.32, "text": " positive reinforcement though because like when I'm high like positive"}, {"start": 13885.32, "end": 13892.56, "text": " enforcement. JC, JC. It's okay. You're okay. You're gonna do great. Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 13892.56, "end": 13900.68, "text": " 5G bro. Yeah. You're dead ass. Like, I don't hate to be high around you. Bro, no, you wouldn't."}, {"start": 13900.68, "end": 13903.88, "text": " You would love to be high around me."}, {"start": 13904.64, "end": 13910.439999999999, "text": " Jason, why don't you look at me. Bro, I have a great reaction. Did you just ask Jason if his"}, {"start": 13910.44, "end": 13916.16, "text": " favorite color was Mika blue no I did I have such a late reaction that was like"}, {"start": 13916.16, "end": 13920.6, "text": " 20 minutes ago I have such delayed reaction is that even a real color of"}, {"start": 13920.6, "end": 13930.36, "text": " blue to have Wow Wow all right so Jason yep yep yep yep well right there what"}, {"start": 13930.36, "end": 13934.08, "text": " you're whoa whoa quickly quickly bowl nice I said kill me kill me I might you"}, {"start": 13934.08, "end": 13940.5, "text": " kill me i'm i was here jimmy kill me oh looks like someone's realized that it's"}, {"start": 13940.5, "end": 13949.14, "text": " planted on the other side oh I'll wait for you to share don't count on him"}, {"start": 13949.14, "end": 13951.14, "text": " I'll be honest"}, {"start": 13952.82, "end": 13954.82, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 13956.98, "end": 13960.08, "text": " It's near fucking useless all that running over just"}, {"start": 13963.099999999999, "end": 13965.099999999999, "text": " You lost well"}, {"start": 13968.18, "end": 13973.18, "text": " And that's he lets me last second too high this is going to catch up on your catch up on your blinkers"}, {"start": 13975.18, "end": 13977.18, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 13977.18, "end": 13979.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13979.380000000001, "end": 13984.24, "text": " Baby raisin it's that what do you think about that? I don't like baby rage"}, {"start": 13985.52, "end": 13987.52, "text": " Okay, I don't know baby"}, {"start": 13987.720000000001, "end": 13990.7, "text": " All right, Jason Jason what's a what's the streamer you don't like?"}, {"start": 13996.380000000001, "end": 13998.380000000001, "text": " The first room it comes your hair"}, {"start": 14001.24, "end": 14003.54, "text": " Well, it's got PR chain even when he's high"}, {"start": 14008.08, "end": 14011.74, "text": " All right while you're still on top of the wall and kill them all three goes, bro"}, {"start": 14014.9, "end": 14016.9, "text": " They're here Jason they're here"}, {"start": 14023.42, "end": 14028.2, "text": " They're going a yes, man. Yeah, they're going. Oh, now this guy want to speak what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 14028.2, "end": 14038.2, "text": " How was he buffed bro?"}, {"start": 14038.2, "end": 14045.960000000001, "text": " I'm about to play A bro, how are you guys letting me in A?"}, {"start": 14045.960000000001, "end": 14048.960000000001, "text": " Two trees."}, {"start": 14048.960000000001, "end": 14051.960000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14051.960000000001, "end": 14052.960000000001, "text": " Clutch."}, {"start": 14052.960000000001, "end": 14053.960000000001, "text": " Really clutch."}, {"start": 14053.960000000001, "end": 14054.960000000001, "text": " He's tree."}, {"start": 14054.960000000001, "end": 14055.960000000001, "text": " He's tree."}, {"start": 14055.960000000001, "end": 14056.960000000001, "text": " One tree."}, {"start": 14056.960000000001, "end": 14058.960000000001, "text": " King, there's trees here."}, {"start": 14058.960000000001, "end": 14060.960000000001, "text": " Hold tree, hold tree!"}, {"start": 14060.960000000001, "end": 14062.960000000001, "text": " I'll kill some trees."}, {"start": 14062.960000000001, "end": 14064.960000000001, "text": " They can be having!"}, {"start": 14064.960000000001, "end": 14066.960000000001, "text": " Jason, what a round!"}, {"start": 14066.960000000001, "end": 14068.960000000001, "text": " Bro, how many kills did you get?"}, {"start": 14068.960000000001, "end": 14070.960000000001, "text": " I got one, and I'm doing 11."}, {"start": 14070.960000000001, "end": 14072.960000000001, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 14072.960000000001, "end": 14074.960000000001, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 14074.960000000001, "end": 14076.960000000001, "text": " Bro, you're not even high anymore."}, {"start": 14076.960000000001, "end": 14078.960000000001, "text": " Can you hit the blinker, like hard?"}, {"start": 14078.960000000001, "end": 14080.960000000001, "text": " I'm definitely..."}, {"start": 14080.960000000001, "end": 14082.960000000001, "text": " Are you fucking crazy?"}, {"start": 14082.960000000001, "end": 14086.12, "text": " No, are you crazy?"}, {"start": 14086.12, "end": 14089.960000000001, "text": " I'm so hot, bro."}, {"start": 14089.960000000001, "end": 14094.720000000001, "text": " Bro, bro, are you hot?"}, {"start": 14094.720000000001, "end": 14097.44, "text": " You're gonna drop, Jay."}, {"start": 14097.44, "end": 14100.28, "text": " Jason, you might as well sell everything you dropped."}, {"start": 14100.28, "end": 14102.28, "text": " Jay, wait, let me get a drop."}, {"start": 14102.28, "end": 14103.28, "text": " Appreciate you, bro."}, {"start": 14103.28, "end": 14105.28, "text": " You're welcome, bro."}, {"start": 14105.28, "end": 14108.6, "text": " All right, Jason, what's your favorite power rager?"}, {"start": 14108.6, "end": 14110.28, "text": " Which power ranger do you like the most?"}, {"start": 14110.28, "end": 14116.28, "text": " I personally like the, um, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the green and white ranger"}, {"start": 14118.2, "end": 14123.0, "text": " The white ranger, the red one. Yeah, the red ranger is the whole green and white"}, {"start": 14123.720000000001, "end": 14126.6, "text": " Not all these things are different rangers. I was both the one"}, {"start": 14127.24, "end": 14129.24, "text": " I would try to be like this more"}, {"start": 14134.68, "end": 14136.68, "text": " He needs some say"}, {"start": 14170.28, "end": 14171.320000000002, "text": " and just talk for hours."}, {"start": 14171.320000000002, "end": 14172.320000000002, "text": " Bro, let's get high tonight."}, {"start": 14172.320000000002, "end": 14173.320000000002, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14173.320000000002, "end": 14175.52, "text": " Bro, A.T., do you remember that 1-9?"}, {"start": 14175.52, "end": 14177.16, "text": " Bro, A.T. and Jason, do you ever remember that 1-9"}, {"start": 14177.16, "end": 14179.04, "text": " when we were going to boxing, right?"}, {"start": 14179.04, "end": 14181.04, "text": " We were going to boxing 1-9."}, {"start": 14181.04, "end": 14184.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, and then we got high."}, {"start": 14184.04, "end": 14185.16, "text": " It's a late night vibe, bro."}, {"start": 14185.16, "end": 14187.92, "text": " We were all wearing our matching outfits from the stream."}, {"start": 14187.92, "end": 14189.2, "text": " Oh, I remember that."}, {"start": 14189.2, "end": 14191.04, "text": " Oh, they just set good vibes."}, {"start": 14191.04, "end": 14205.44, "text": " two more guys two more they're resurrecting on site if you peek now well done lad this"}, {"start": 14205.44, "end": 14209.6, "text": " is two more on site he said is I want you to get these kills run out there is a vandal"}, {"start": 14209.6, "end": 14222.800000000001, "text": " you're right I'm fucking blimey man wow wow give a gun what a fucking wall"}, {"start": 14222.800000000001, "end": 14230.92, "text": " bro escape the genius it's up to you to stop them bro it's up to you on the"}, {"start": 14230.92, "end": 14236.92, "text": " Right, you're right. They have K. They're not right. They have K. You have to play. You have to play. You see him, Jay. You see him."}, {"start": 14236.92, "end": 14237.92, "text": " We lost, we lost."}, {"start": 14238.92, "end": 14240.92, "text": " I was just told you to be."}, {"start": 14241.92, "end": 14242.92, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 14246.92, "end": 14247.92, "text": " Bro, do you even care, everyone?"}, {"start": 14248.92, "end": 14251.92, "text": " You know what I like doing when I'm high? Why would you? Oh, we should get food, bro."}, {"start": 14251.92, "end": 14252.92, "text": " A high eating session."}, {"start": 14253.92, "end": 14255.92, "text": " Bro, I love being high and eating, bro."}, {"start": 14256.92, "end": 14259.92, "text": " Bro, I don't like being too high and then greening out and throwing up."}, {"start": 14259.92, "end": 14261.92, "text": " I just would you are more high right now"}, {"start": 14262.64, "end": 14266.48, "text": " Bro if I could be higher bro, I'd be on my trip different level, bro"}, {"start": 14267.0, "end": 14269.6, "text": " We do you should we lose this game on purpose?"}, {"start": 14281.28, "end": 14286.76, "text": " You know the only thing I don't like about being high Wow is when I wish I was higher"}, {"start": 14289.92, "end": 14291.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14292.84, "end": 14298.24, "text": " Was guys sitting in the fucking corner. Can you res me Jane you could wall and rest in it you should wall my body"}, {"start": 14302.68, "end": 14304.68, "text": " Res me Jason I'm behind you"}, {"start": 14310.32, "end": 14314.74, "text": " Now we're gonna win once they have it let's go cat"}, {"start": 14319.92, "end": 14321.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14322.32, "end": 14324.32, "text": " Can beat your left"}, {"start": 14327.44, "end": 14329.44, "text": " Let's have it happen you're right, right?"}, {"start": 14332.76, "end": 14334.76, "text": " Do you want to blinds the buzzer?"}, {"start": 14336.16, "end": 14338.16, "text": " Hello, oh"}, {"start": 14338.36, "end": 14339.86, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 14339.86, "end": 14341.86, "text": " Who had I missed that jump?"}, {"start": 14342.36, "end": 14347.62, "text": " That's what I'm talking about before bro. I've never missed that jump back in a day"}, {"start": 14347.62, "end": 14352.400000000001, "text": " It's because I'm high as fuck"}, {"start": 14355.060000000001, "end": 14361.460000000001, "text": " Wait wait life's in slow motion Jason wake up Jason"}, {"start": 14362.460000000001, "end": 14364.26, "text": " Jason"}, {"start": 14364.26, "end": 14369.140000000001, "text": " Hey, bro, I hate being high as fuck and like people just talking and stimulating the OD"}, {"start": 14369.14, "end": 14378.859999999999, "text": " I would like being high and everybody chatting cuz it makes me anxious though. Oh my god anxiety and just overthinking"}, {"start": 14383.98, "end": 14391.26, "text": " Yeah, what is a horrible having about you high to handle the situation down to like make my heart spike. Oh my god"}, {"start": 14391.859999999999, "end": 14393.859999999999, "text": " This one should hate that"}, {"start": 14393.86, "end": 14399.08, "text": " bro I would feel my heart like bracing my chest no I would I would not be"}, {"start": 14399.08, "end": 14401.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14405.24, "end": 14407.24, "text": " Am I being hard"}, {"start": 14437.24, "end": 14444.119999999999, "text": " streaming so maybe a few comms out of you maybe a joke here in there because like us as viewers in"}, {"start": 14444.119999999999, "end": 14450.6, "text": " the chat you want to see your streamer probably Joe wait I don't want this you know like that"}, {"start": 14451.64, "end": 14457.72, "text": " uh well joke you want to hear um can you tell me the one about the Fagawi can you tell me that one"}, {"start": 14487.720000000001, "end": 14492.04, "text": " What you're going to do is wall yourself up so you can kill all of them from a higher advantage"}, {"start": 14492.28, "end": 14496.480000000001, "text": " Everyone knows Valorant has height advantage. If you're a higher up, you can shoot down on people"}, {"start": 14507.12, "end": 14510.060000000001, "text": " Bro, my son playing Valorant in his dreams right now"}, {"start": 14512.44, "end": 14515.400000000001, "text": " I feel like I'm dreaming right now like this feels like a dream"}, {"start": 14515.4, "end": 14529.08, "text": " I feel like I'm dreaming about streaming Valorant."}, {"start": 14529.08, "end": 14533.4, "text": " But Jason, what if you were dreaming this whole time and then you have to wake up and"}, {"start": 14533.4, "end": 14534.88, "text": " do all this all over again?"}, {"start": 14534.88, "end": 14535.88, "text": " Wouldn't that make you anxious?"}, {"start": 14535.88, "end": 14538.88, "text": " So, we ain't ever to live the same day twice."}, {"start": 14538.88, "end": 14542.4, "text": " It's kind of an OP superpower."}, {"start": 14542.4, "end": 14552.0, "text": " but would you want to limit what would you get from it this day nothing really"}, {"start": 14552.0, "end": 14555.08, "text": " maybe maybe"}, {"start": 14602.4, "end": 14605.1, "text": " Don't do drugs? You don't like drugs?"}, {"start": 14605.1, "end": 14607.1, "text": " Those are bad."}, {"start": 14607.1, "end": 14608.6, "text": " Those are bad for you, right?"}, {"start": 14608.6, "end": 14610.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14610.6, "end": 14612.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14612.6, "end": 14614.6, "text": " So, do you like, like, what's your favorite food?"}, {"start": 14614.6, "end": 14616.6, "text": " Like, coffee?"}, {"start": 14616.6, "end": 14617.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14617.6, "end": 14618.6, "text": " Let me watch!"}, {"start": 14618.6, "end": 14620.6, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 14632.4, "end": 14634.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14662.4, "end": 14664.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14692.4, "end": 14694.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14722.4, "end": 14724.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14752.4, "end": 14754.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14782.4, "end": 14784.4, "text": " You"}, {"start": 14807.279999999999, "end": 14809.279999999999, "text": " Bro zombie apocalypse"}, {"start": 14812.4, "end": 14814.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14817.76, "end": 14821.619999999999, "text": " Here are the top three greatest up to the moon sights in fortnight"}, {"start": 14821.619999999999, "end": 14823.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, we loaded pretty quick"}, {"start": 14823.619999999999, "end": 14825.119999999999, "text": " number"}, {"start": 14825.119999999999, "end": 14827.119999999999, "text": " Or who the fuck is"}, {"start": 14831.58, "end": 14833.96, "text": " Ladies and if you squint really hard"}, {"start": 14834.24, "end": 14838.88, "text": " Kings are like seeing like cool things like right now if I squint really hard I can see octopus"}, {"start": 14842.4, "end": 14844.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14845.82, "end": 14849.68, "text": " Bro, I think you closed your eyes, bro. You didn't explain you can't squint"}, {"start": 14850.92, "end": 14852.92, "text": " I see a"}, {"start": 14852.96, "end": 14854.96, "text": " Feel leopard"}, {"start": 14855.08, "end": 14857.08, "text": " Well, what color is a leopard?"}, {"start": 14857.6, "end": 14859.6, "text": " It's like I cheated for"}, {"start": 14859.96, "end": 14862.52, "text": " Oh, that's a cheetah probably not a leopard, right?"}, {"start": 14864.64, "end": 14866.64, "text": " You're right"}, {"start": 14867.72, "end": 14870.16, "text": " All right, Jason they're coming to your side. Hey, bro"}, {"start": 14870.16, "end": 14876.42, "text": " They said be very careful to not die if you die in the game you do die in real life, so be careful of that"}, {"start": 14880.78, "end": 14882.78, "text": " Yep, no one wants to die, bro"}, {"start": 14892.02, "end": 14896.1, "text": " Now you say said okay, they could be cat on us Jason be very careful"}, {"start": 14896.1, "end": 14901.92, "text": " He's 105 homins one HP I"}, {"start": 14905.5, "end": 14909.98, "text": " Didn't blink or no, I'm gonna do the beer thing after this. I'm wondering if you're from the way"}, {"start": 14911.34, "end": 14913.34, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 14914.06, "end": 14915.86, "text": " YBG"}, {"start": 14915.86, "end": 14917.86, "text": " They're looking good, bro"}, {"start": 14918.220000000001, "end": 14920.220000000001, "text": " But I thought I was gonna die"}, {"start": 14921.02, "end": 14924.9, "text": " Bro, I know bro. That was so freakin scary. Bro. How did you die?"}, {"start": 14926.1, "end": 14933.58, "text": " I need you to do one thing for me, okay?"}, {"start": 14933.58, "end": 14935.7, "text": " You take three big breaths."}, {"start": 14935.7, "end": 14942.7, "text": " Yep, just like that."}, {"start": 14942.7, "end": 14947.5, "text": " Yep, good job, bro."}, {"start": 14947.5, "end": 14951.58, "text": " Yep, great, good job."}, {"start": 14951.58, "end": 14955.98, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 14955.98, "end": 14957.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14976.14, "end": 14978.14, "text": " Fucking show what this bitch"}, {"start": 14979.46, "end": 14981.46, "text": " Fuck this over"}, {"start": 14985.98, "end": 14987.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14998.46, "end": 15000.46, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 15000.859999999999, "end": 15002.859999999999, "text": " I'm on baby"}, {"start": 15003.14, "end": 15006.16, "text": " Bro, they have to go be the one a two times in a row"}, {"start": 15006.859999999999, "end": 15012.76, "text": " I just go a Airbnb go be Jason because they're gonna go be sure they have to go be and we're gonna kill everybody"}, {"start": 15012.76, "end": 15020.52, "text": " you already smoked remain what why have you been whispering this call why"}, {"start": 15020.52, "end": 15025.880000000001, "text": " yeah why haven't you been whispering I have this is not a nice thing this"}, {"start": 15025.880000000001, "end": 15030.48, "text": " and then why have you know I haven't been whispering rather than speaking in a"}, {"start": 15030.48, "end": 15032.88, "text": " It's a normal voice oh I've been chill"}, {"start": 15035.64, "end": 15037.64, "text": " And manager another ride"}, {"start": 15042.24, "end": 15044.24, "text": " Nice is one tiles and one on cat"}, {"start": 15049.96, "end": 15052.68, "text": " Isn't what spot are you are on the map right now?"}, {"start": 15052.68, "end": 15054.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15061.68, "end": 15063.68, "text": " Oh, he's bottom it bottom it"}, {"start": 15066.68, "end": 15068.68, "text": " To you what's up to you? What's up to you?"}, {"start": 15068.68, "end": 15070.68, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 15083.16, "end": 15086.1, "text": " Bro, she's my tape no, I have no more"}, {"start": 15088.800000000001, "end": 15090.800000000001, "text": " What do you do the last one young"}, {"start": 15090.800000000001, "end": 15092.800000000001, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 15092.920000000002, "end": 15094.920000000002, "text": " Roll no, you gotta think about it"}, {"start": 15100.320000000002, "end": 15106.400000000001, "text": " Look you know you said that don't what you're still crying. It's our crying evil sad stuff like"}, {"start": 15107.28, "end": 15112.840000000002, "text": " Like what if like bro, what if you fall off and then like you lose everything the fuck"}, {"start": 15120.800000000001, "end": 15122.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15134.800000000001, "end": 15141.880000000001, "text": " Suck ass boys. This is not good guys. I need to get that kill like normal. I wish"}, {"start": 15145.76, "end": 15150.000000000002, "text": " What is one thing you could go back like you were going change"}, {"start": 15150.800000000001, "end": 15158.1, "text": " you said a what-a-go a year ago go back a year ago and change I probably wouldn't"}, {"start": 15158.1, "end": 15165.820000000002, "text": " face review really why not I probably would have waited until after I"}, {"start": 15165.820000000002, "end": 15170.300000000001, "text": " discovered read a truth out and just pretended I was never fat"}, {"start": 15170.300000000001, "end": 15172.300000000001, "text": " Ahhhh"}, {"start": 15172.300000000001, "end": 15174.300000000001, "text": " My ult is ready"}, {"start": 15178.300000000001, "end": 15180.300000000001, "text": " Is that fairs chat?"}, {"start": 15180.300000000001, "end": 15182.300000000001, "text": " What's up, slop shower?"}, {"start": 15182.300000000001, "end": 15184.300000000001, "text": " Fairs, fairs, fairs"}, {"start": 15188.300000000001, "end": 15190.300000000001, "text": " Jason, you know we lost this round, right?"}, {"start": 15190.300000000001, "end": 15192.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I know"}, {"start": 15193.300000000001, "end": 15195.300000000001, "text": " So, what does it mean if we lost this round?"}, {"start": 15195.300000000001, "end": 15197.300000000001, "text": " What does it mean you have to do?"}, {"start": 15197.300000000001, "end": 15199.300000000001, "text": " I know"}, {"start": 15199.300000000001, "end": 15201.300000000001, "text": " What does it mean you have to do Jason?"}, {"start": 15201.420000000002, "end": 15205.26, "text": " Okay, but sometimes we don't want to do things and we have to do them"}, {"start": 15210.300000000001, "end": 15212.300000000001, "text": " Jason you think I'm gonna go to work"}, {"start": 15215.18, "end": 15221.220000000001, "text": " Hey somebody smell like shit remember what Jason? Oh my god. No, that was just too big"}, {"start": 15221.220000000001, "end": 15223.220000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15227.1, "end": 15231.7, "text": " Wait thoughts are you in the kitchen that way smells like dog shit"}, {"start": 15235.7, "end": 15238.220000000001, "text": " No, I'm about to do you I'm about to use my last"}, {"start": 15281.220000000001, "end": 15283.220000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15288.300000000001, "end": 15290.300000000001, "text": " Shot Salvador"}, {"start": 15297.94, "end": 15301.340000000002, "text": " I think I think I think they might be trying to get you bro. Whoa"}, {"start": 15303.220000000001, "end": 15305.220000000001, "text": " They're trying to get you bro"}, {"start": 15306.02, "end": 15308.02, "text": " For you know who's gonna get you bro"}, {"start": 15308.02, "end": 15309.58, "text": " Oh, no. Oh."}, {"start": 15309.58, "end": 15311.460000000001, "text": " Bro, the hand. The hand."}, {"start": 15311.460000000001, "end": 15314.460000000001, "text": " No, no, no. No one's gonna get me, bro."}, {"start": 15314.460000000001, "end": 15316.94, "text": " Bro, the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro."}, {"start": 15316.94, "end": 15318.1, "text": " Remember?"}, {"start": 15318.1, "end": 15320.26, "text": " I didn't do shit, dude."}, {"start": 15320.26, "end": 15322.98, "text": " Bro, you stopped the hand with Spider-Man and the Punisher,"}, {"start": 15322.98, "end": 15324.08, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 15324.08, "end": 15324.7, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15324.7, "end": 15325.82, "text": " How'd you forget about that?"}, {"start": 15331.82, "end": 15332.78, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 15332.78, "end": 15334.42, "text": " Well, how do you not remember that, bro?"}, {"start": 15334.42, "end": 15336.78, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 15336.78, "end": 15337.78, "text": " You're good bro."}, {"start": 15347.78, "end": 15350.78, "text": " Only 30 oles bro."}, {"start": 15351.78, "end": 15352.78, "text": " I hate this game."}, {"start": 15367.5, "end": 15369.5, "text": " This is how does your favorite nice song go"}, {"start": 15374.140000000001, "end": 15377.58, "text": " Me song you sing it as a town"}, {"start": 15383.58, "end": 15385.58, "text": " You"}, {"start": 15385.58, "end": 15387.58, "text": " OHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 15388.38, "end": 15388.88, "text": " OHHHH"}, {"start": 15389.34, "end": 15390.12, "text": " OHHHH"}, {"start": 15390.12, "end": 15390.9, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 15390.9, "end": 15392.82, "text": " Come on, come on, come on"}, {"start": 15392.82, "end": 15395.9, "text": " Heyyyyyy"}, {"start": 15395.9, "end": 15397.9, "text": " Bro, hold on, you know how to sing"}, {"start": 15403.02, "end": 15406.14, "text": " Yo, let's get into the next round, we gotta stop trolling. Come on"}, {"start": 15406.38, "end": 15408.38, "text": " Yeah, I ain't gonna let this stop trolling, okay?"}, {"start": 15408.38, "end": 15411.02, "text": " Alright, take off the fake high like I for just a little bit"}, {"start": 15411.52, "end": 15413.52, "text": " Dude, I'm not fake high bro"}, {"start": 15413.52, "end": 15416.92, "text": " All right, but let's pretend you're sober for a few rounds."}, {"start": 15416.92, "end": 15420.52, "text": " So many guys."}, {"start": 15420.52, "end": 15424.52, "text": " Bro, I said take off the-"}, {"start": 15424.52, "end": 15428.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 15428.52, "end": 15435.52, "text": " Here's a face."}, {"start": 15465.52, "end": 15469.52, "text": " What do you like more American dad or family guy?"}, {"start": 15469.52, "end": 15473.52, "text": " He's a bull street. The fight, the men's."}, {"start": 15477.52, "end": 15481.52, "text": " What do you like more American dad or family guy?"}, {"start": 15481.52, "end": 15485.52, "text": " Okay, what about family guy or Rick and Morty?"}, {"start": 15485.52, "end": 15489.52, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. What about Rick and Morty or regular show?"}, {"start": 15489.52, "end": 15493.52, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. How about regular store or adventure"}, {"start": 15493.52, "end": 15498.92, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, how about regular store adventure time, okay? Okay, okay? Okay?"}, {"start": 15501.24, "end": 15503.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15514.36, "end": 15516.68, "text": " Know you did specify as she said blinkers"}, {"start": 15523.52, "end": 15530.08, "text": " No no no Jason we might have to lose this game bro and we might be fucked forever I almost"}, {"start": 15530.08, "end": 15534.68, "text": " promised y'all not losing this game bro."}, {"start": 15534.68, "end": 15537.68, "text": " 3 gun."}, {"start": 15537.68, "end": 15542.24, "text": " NAR."}, {"start": 15542.24, "end": 15549.24, "text": " I'm a random cat, random cat, that's all you."}, {"start": 15550.6, "end": 15557.6, "text": " Fight planted."}, {"start": 15557.64, "end": 15562.64, "text": " So far, so far, I hope the chicken doesn't die."}, {"start": 15562.64, "end": 15566.34, "text": " Any close-ups like his name is French fries."}, {"start": 15566.34, "end": 15569.539999999999, "text": " Why are you feeding me? I'm in your head."}, {"start": 15569.54, "end": 15572.380000000001, "text": " If I'm gonna leave him dead"}, {"start": 15574.34, "end": 15576.34, "text": " His name is killer"}, {"start": 15577.060000000001, "end": 15579.060000000001, "text": " Loose like Michael Myers"}, {"start": 15579.740000000002, "end": 15581.18, "text": " My year"}, {"start": 15581.18, "end": 15587.18, "text": " I'm trying to see what's near me. I look at myself and I see a mirror"}, {"start": 15587.580000000002, "end": 15589.580000000002, "text": " mirror"}, {"start": 15589.7, "end": 15594.34, "text": " What are you? Oh that ass? All right now. All right now fuck what that shit"}, {"start": 15595.060000000001, "end": 15597.060000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15599.54, "end": 15601.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15613.820000000002, "end": 15616.580000000002, "text": " Did you mean to say mirror instead of mirror"}, {"start": 15616.58, "end": 15618.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15627.7, "end": 15629.7, "text": " What are close to"}, {"start": 15630.46, "end": 15636.5, "text": " Just to be very careful that guy. It's very strong Jason. Why is he like Super Saiyan God, bro?"}, {"start": 15637.98, "end": 15639.98, "text": " I'm like fucking Krillin"}, {"start": 15640.98, "end": 15644.06, "text": " Bro, you look like Krillin kind of you feel like Krillin"}, {"start": 15644.06, "end": 15657.779999999999, "text": " damn you get on my ass I cannot get I can't get on your ass"}, {"start": 15657.779999999999, "end": 15663.619999999999, "text": " bro I never you said anything to you feel like Kirlin you feel like Kirlin you"}, {"start": 15663.62, "end": 15665.62, "text": " You feel like Master Roshi."}, {"start": 15665.62, "end": 15667.62, "text": " You feel like PoPo."}, {"start": 15667.62, "end": 15669.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15669.62, "end": 15673.62, "text": " Well, you've been trying to race this way high, bro."}, {"start": 15676.62, "end": 15678.62, "text": " You feel like Simpson's character."}, {"start": 15678.62, "end": 15680.62, "text": " Hey, Dave."}, {"start": 15680.62, "end": 15682.62, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 15682.62, "end": 15684.62, "text": " Why the fuck? I can't just really feel like Wobble."}, {"start": 15684.62, "end": 15686.62, "text": " I'm not even Bill Badd, no more asses."}, {"start": 15686.62, "end": 15688.62, "text": " So he can say I look like Master Roshi."}, {"start": 15688.62, "end": 15691.62, "text": " But I can't say that he looks like Mr. PoPo."}, {"start": 15691.62, "end": 15693.62, "text": " Nah fuck yeah"}, {"start": 15693.62, "end": 15697.62, "text": " Oh, I think John looked like Guapo"}, {"start": 15697.62, "end": 15701.62, "text": " No he said look, if it's a Popo, the guy who's all black with red lips"}, {"start": 15701.62, "end": 15703.62, "text": " Oh, that's the guy I don't know"}, {"start": 15703.62, "end": 15707.62, "text": " I thought you said manager Yoshi, isn't he the like the sensei guy?"}, {"start": 15707.62, "end": 15711.62, "text": " No, Yoshi is the green dinosaur, you nega"}, {"start": 15711.62, "end": 15713.62, "text": " God damn"}, {"start": 15713.62, "end": 15715.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15715.62, "end": 15717.62, "text": " Wait, you have to keep reading out what I'm about to say"}, {"start": 15717.62, "end": 15723.62, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be. I didn't mean to be a racist."}, {"start": 15723.62, "end": 15727.62, "text": " This is read out what's in the chat. Read out what's in the chat."}, {"start": 15727.62, "end": 15729.62, "text": " No, why would I do that?"}, {"start": 15729.62, "end": 15731.62, "text": " I don't say that word."}, {"start": 15733.62, "end": 15735.62, "text": " Problems got you."}, {"start": 15735.62, "end": 15742.62, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 15742.62, "end": 15746.62, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 15746.62, "end": 15748.62, "text": " There you go, there you go, there you go."}, {"start": 15748.62, "end": 15750.62, "text": " What do you say, Nina?"}, {"start": 15750.62, "end": 15753.62, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 15753.62, "end": 15754.62, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"start": 15754.62, "end": 15756.62, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 15756.62, "end": 15757.62, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"start": 15757.62, "end": 15760.62, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 15760.62, "end": 15762.62, "text": " Alright, Jason, I'm back."}, {"start": 15762.62, "end": 15763.62, "text": " Can you say the word no?"}, {"start": 15763.62, "end": 15764.62, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 15764.62, "end": 15768.460000000001, "text": " I bet I can say get you to say the word no. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 15769.78, "end": 15771.26, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15771.26, "end": 15775.140000000001, "text": " All right, so let's say you drive it right you got stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?"}, {"start": 15776.34, "end": 15778.34, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 15779.140000000001, "end": 15782.42, "text": " Let's say you had a stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?"}, {"start": 15785.380000000001, "end": 15787.380000000001, "text": " What's your way I want to turn"}, {"start": 15788.1, "end": 15791.660000000002, "text": " My nigga are you turning right or left?"}, {"start": 15791.66, "end": 15795.34, "text": " You come on stop by the pins on the way where I'm trying to go"}, {"start": 15796.1, "end": 15800.94, "text": " Let's say you're trying to go over to the street. That's down down the street to your right. Are you trying to right or left? I"}, {"start": 15804.34, "end": 15808.42, "text": " Don't get it. Yeah, you blow my shit. No, I swear to God"}, {"start": 15809.5, "end": 15811.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go reaction"}, {"start": 15812.22, "end": 15816.38, "text": " Like you're trying to go to students one. I was gonna go to 711 on the left"}, {"start": 15816.380000000001, "end": 15818.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to go to the left."}, {"start": 15818.380000000001, "end": 15820.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to go to the right."}, {"start": 15820.380000000001, "end": 15822.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to go to the right."}, {"start": 15822.380000000001, "end": 15824.380000000001, "text": " I was thinking of going to Shake Shack."}, {"start": 15824.380000000001, "end": 15828.380000000001, "text": " Alright, so are you trying to ride or lay?"}, {"start": 15828.380000000001, "end": 15830.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to ride."}, {"start": 15830.380000000001, "end": 15834.380000000001, "text": " Okay, and now if you ask Shake Shack, do you get a sprite or do you get a milkshake?"}, {"start": 15834.380000000001, "end": 15836.380000000001, "text": " Uh, it's a milkshake."}, {"start": 15836.380000000001, "end": 15838.380000000001, "text": " Wait, how do you play this before?"}, {"start": 15838.380000000001, "end": 15840.380000000001, "text": " I play what?"}, {"start": 15840.380000000001, "end": 15844.380000000001, "text": " Have you done this like, this like game before or no?"}, {"start": 15844.380000000001, "end": 15852.420000000002, "text": " know what game my nigga I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you okay what about that"}, {"start": 15852.420000000002, "end": 15862.980000000001, "text": " bro are you doing stop playing with fucking dashes and use your gun kid"}, {"start": 15862.98, "end": 15870.66, "text": " Oh my god, bro, it's too high bro. It doesn't work for you too high"}, {"start": 15875.22, "end": 15877.22, "text": " We're gonna lose the game by the way"}, {"start": 15881.66, "end": 15883.66, "text": " We're gonna lose this game"}, {"start": 15892.98, "end": 15900.18, "text": " bro I'm geeking right now I might green bro wait why was he can you go like armor"}, {"start": 15900.18, "end": 15905.3, "text": " for me so we can car carriers bro got your brother thank you bro so you might go I can"}, {"start": 15905.3, "end": 15916.22, "text": " get any one tap I didn't even come I don't cough cuz I'm not heavy yet I'll do a baby"}, {"start": 15916.220000000001, "end": 15920.7, "text": " maybe maybe he's too okay"}, {"start": 15926.62, "end": 15939.94, "text": " I did not raid me like I did raid you this he did yeah yeah yes keep bro how"}, {"start": 15939.94, "end": 15952.300000000001, "text": " you gonna tell me where bro on tic-tac you have a vandal it's got your deagle"}, {"start": 15952.300000000001, "end": 15954.78, "text": " out for"}, {"start": 15954.78, "end": 15964.78, "text": " that's just not going to get it. Come on, AJ."}, {"start": 15964.78, "end": 15970.78, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 15970.78, "end": 15978.78, "text": " Oh, you are."}, {"start": 15978.78, "end": 15982.78, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 15982.78, "end": 15989.34, "text": " Oh, we lost. Take it. Take it to it. Full stick. Wow. Oh, we lost. Wow, we actually lost."}, {"start": 15989.34, "end": 15993.78, "text": " Oh, come on. Smoke him, Chloe. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't hide it."}, {"start": 15993.78, "end": 15997.7, "text": " Wait, Chloe, if you dropped the smoke on him, he would have had it if he never got"}, {"start": 15997.7, "end": 16000.78, "text": " off. Bro, why'd you drop it?"}, {"start": 16000.78, "end": 16007.58, "text": " Oh, my God. See, bro, this little streamer dude thinks he's cool, bro. Yo, Chad,"}, {"start": 16007.58, "end": 16009.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16013.62, "end": 16015.62, "text": " Use your last wall I am"}, {"start": 16016.7, "end": 16021.18, "text": " I'm about to use it. Well, I hear you so bro, and I use my life for why he for that"}, {"start": 16026.26, "end": 16028.34, "text": " He's a what's your favorite new like take doctrine"}, {"start": 16030.26, "end": 16033.22, "text": " Hmm what's your favorite new tick-tock trend?"}, {"start": 16033.220000000001, "end": 16037.960000000001, "text": " That's not free as a baby. I hate job"}, {"start": 16037.960000000001, "end": 16040.960000000001, "text": " guys. I don't care. I don't care."}, {"start": 16040.960000000001, "end": 16044.800000000001, "text": " Maybe hit it. Um my my new"}, {"start": 16044.800000000001, "end": 16047.36, "text": " favorite trend right now. My new"}, {"start": 16047.36, "end": 16049.840000000002, "text": " favorite trend right now is uh"}, {"start": 16049.840000000002, "end": 16052.880000000001, "text": " congratulations. Your opponent is"}, {"start": 16052.880000000001, "end": 16055.44, "text": " you and they start dancing with"}, {"start": 16055.44, "end": 16060.480000000001, "text": " some songs. That's I haven't"}, {"start": 16090.48, "end": 16092.48, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 16092.48, "end": 16094.48, "text": " Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin."}, {"start": 16094.48, "end": 16096.48, "text": " Both, both, both Havin."}, {"start": 16096.48, "end": 16098.48, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16098.48, "end": 16100.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16100.48, "end": 16102.48, "text": " Bro, it feels like I've been playing Valorant for five years."}, {"start": 16102.48, "end": 16104.48, "text": " Bro, you've been alive for 12 hours."}, {"start": 16104.48, "end": 16106.48, "text": " No, I haven't."}, {"start": 16106.48, "end": 16108.48, "text": " There you have."}, {"start": 16108.48, "end": 16110.48, "text": " I haven't."}, {"start": 16110.48, "end": 16112.48, "text": " Yes you have."}, {"start": 16112.48, "end": 16114.48, "text": " No, I haven't."}, {"start": 16114.48, "end": 16116.48, "text": " Yes you have."}, {"start": 16116.48, "end": 16118.48, "text": " Bro, look at your chest."}, {"start": 16118.48, "end": 16120.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16123.039999999999, "end": 16126.96, "text": " Know I haven't you were lagging your body say"}, {"start": 16134.96, "end": 16136.96, "text": " Four hours"}, {"start": 16138.72, "end": 16142.6, "text": " You ever heard of a body set bro, oh you're confusing me"}, {"start": 16148.48, "end": 16161.68, "text": " What? What are y'all saying? What did I say?"}, {"start": 16161.68, "end": 16168.279999999999, "text": " Oh no, were you actually slipped out? I'd watch the clip."}, {"start": 16168.279999999999, "end": 16176.16, "text": " He said neither, y'all. He said neither. He said neither."}, {"start": 16176.16, "end": 16192.16, "text": " six you're doing the blood this ain't either"}, {"start": 16192.16, "end": 16196.32, "text": " if you could be doing anything in the whole wide world right now what would"}, {"start": 16196.32, "end": 16201.16, "text": " you be doing I would personally be probably probably in a spaceship in"}, {"start": 16201.16, "end": 16203.16, "text": " space floating that's why I would be"}, {"start": 16204.16, "end": 16206.16, "text": " I wouldn't inject myself with"}, {"start": 16207.48, "end": 16211.64, "text": " Compound V if that exists that's not nope that doesn't exist in real life"}, {"start": 16211.64, "end": 16217.039999999999, "text": " So something real life, but if that existed or what was so does ours I would get"}, {"start": 16217.84, "end": 16221.76, "text": " I get bug eyes or some shit like a long tail or some shit"}, {"start": 16223.28, "end": 16225.28, "text": " Fuck you like you probably like"}, {"start": 16231.16, "end": 16241.16, "text": " I don't even know what to do with it."}, {"start": 16241.16, "end": 16243.16, "text": " Damn, we didn't even kill one."}, {"start": 16243.16, "end": 16251.44, "text": " That's a crazy shit that they've been doing."}, {"start": 16251.44, "end": 16252.44, "text": " Where should we attack this round?"}, {"start": 16252.44, "end": 16253.44, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 16253.44, "end": 16258.88, "text": " So Jason, that round they played one hell, two heaven."}, {"start": 16258.880000000001, "end": 16263.880000000001, "text": " And so where do you think we should probably play the counter attack there three on a technique?"}, {"start": 16263.880000000001, "end": 16271.880000000001, "text": " He'll be all holy kids a genius."}, {"start": 16271.880000000001, "end": 16273.880000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16273.880000000001, "end": 16276.880000000001, "text": " He'll be my agent."}, {"start": 16276.880000000001, "end": 16278.880000000001, "text": " Nice one."}, {"start": 16278.880000000001, "end": 16283.880000000001, "text": " Isn't it ready to dash?"}, {"start": 16283.880000000001, "end": 16285.880000000001, "text": " The peace, the peace."}, {"start": 16285.880000000001, "end": 16286.880000000001, "text": " He's dying, he's dying, he's dying."}, {"start": 16286.880000000001, "end": 16287.880000000001, "text": " The peace, the peace."}, {"start": 16290.880000000001, "end": 16292.880000000001, "text": " Why, why is that not smoked?"}, {"start": 16294.880000000001, "end": 16295.880000000001, "text": " The peace."}, {"start": 16295.880000000001, "end": 16296.880000000001, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 16296.880000000001, "end": 16297.880000000001, "text": " I'm done with you."}, {"start": 16298.880000000001, "end": 16299.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, yes."}, {"start": 16300.880000000001, "end": 16301.880000000001, "text": " I'm safe."}, {"start": 16301.880000000001, "end": 16302.880000000001, "text": " Friday?"}, {"start": 16302.880000000001, "end": 16303.880000000001, "text": " I'm safe, I'm safe."}, {"start": 16303.880000000001, "end": 16304.880000000001, "text": " The peace."}, {"start": 16306.880000000001, "end": 16307.880000000001, "text": " He lost."}, {"start": 16308.880000000001, "end": 16310.880000000001, "text": " He's on site, he's on site, he's on site."}, {"start": 16310.880000000001, "end": 16311.880000000001, "text": " Where did he see you?"}, {"start": 16311.880000000001, "end": 16315.6, "text": " Oh, he's looking laying after you cleared a show"}, {"start": 16316.560000000001, "end": 16318.560000000001, "text": " Three kills"}, {"start": 16319.28, "end": 16321.720000000001, "text": " Before that you had to kill the last one, man"}, {"start": 16323.160000000002, "end": 16328.04, "text": " Bro, you sound pretty high, bro. Okay, I'm gonna come and calm up like bro"}, {"start": 16328.04, "end": 16331.000000000002, "text": " Why are you in still liking jet and bottom fragging?"}, {"start": 16331.240000000002, "end": 16333.640000000001, "text": " Or why are you in so I can get in bottom fragging?"}, {"start": 16334.76, "end": 16336.76, "text": " I'm trying my hardest"}, {"start": 16366.76, "end": 16371.76, "text": " Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Get that man his key."}, {"start": 16376.76, "end": 16381.76, "text": " Yes Jason. Yes you killed him. Good job. Jason you have three kills right now. Get the ace."}, {"start": 16387.760000000002, "end": 16391.760000000002, "text": " Jason you have four kills. Get the ace. Get the ace. That's the S7."}, {"start": 16392.640000000003, "end": 16396.440000000002, "text": " He's easy tree tree bitch tree Jason tree"}, {"start": 16401.72, "end": 16407.420000000002, "text": " Right there Jason here a series he saw your ace bro Jason no"}, {"start": 16407.420000000002, "end": 16409.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16414.34, "end": 16420.02, "text": " Can you say awkward like say awkward I say that"}, {"start": 16424.940000000002, "end": 16427.980000000003, "text": " Good job, bro. All right now now clip for real quick listen get a clip"}, {"start": 16432.780000000002, "end": 16434.780000000002, "text": " You do it"}, {"start": 16434.78, "end": 16437.86, "text": " Do it do you want to clip or no?"}, {"start": 16440.26, "end": 16444.78, "text": " Do something I don't know you're the streamer on the cameraman. I just hold the camera, okay?"}, {"start": 16444.78, "end": 16449.02, "text": " I don't know what you do. Are you gonna see clip? You wanna see clip? Yeah. Yeah, I do"}, {"start": 16449.02, "end": 16451.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16464.02, "end": 16466.02, "text": " Did it all"}, {"start": 16471.34, "end": 16476.100000000002, "text": " Boy breaking true market mark on mark oh my"}, {"start": 16476.1, "end": 16492.019999999997, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Now, say now, Jason, say, thank you dad to AJ. So, bro, I want to be down."}, {"start": 16492.019999999997, "end": 16495.539999999997, "text": " Hey, yeah."}, {"start": 16495.539999999997, "end": 16504.699999999997, "text": " Wait, Jason, I was going to statue you. What did you say? I said, I went to Stutter City"}, {"start": 16504.7, "end": 16509.940000000002, "text": " and they had a statue of you I think you're I think I think you're like"}, {"start": 16509.940000000002, "end": 16512.86, "text": " they're mayor like they're God or something"}, {"start": 16512.86, "end": 16523.18, "text": " yeah what they think I get a buy what is the point of oh oh you get an"}, {"start": 16523.18, "end": 16527.54, "text": " existential okay yeah what's the point of living bro there's a point of having a"}, {"start": 16527.54, "end": 16532.06, "text": " dollar if you buy me what's the fun of having a dollar"}, {"start": 16532.06, "end": 16534.7, "text": " We just spent all our money, bro. Give me all your money."}, {"start": 16537.5, "end": 16539.02, "text": " How's it like? Why should..."}, {"start": 16539.74, "end": 16543.02, "text": " Why a society do we need money to survive?"}, {"start": 16544.54, "end": 16546.780000000002, "text": " Why can't everything be free?"}, {"start": 16547.9, "end": 16550.54, "text": " Bro, we're all living beings like animals, bro."}, {"start": 16552.06, "end": 16552.780000000002, "text": " Why do we even..."}, {"start": 16555.100000000002, "end": 16557.18, "text": " Why do we even fight to survive, bro?"}, {"start": 16558.22, "end": 16559.34, "text": " It's not fair, bro."}, {"start": 16559.34, "end": 16563.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16563.34, "end": 16573.84, "text": " Hi bro, isn't it crazy how society dictates what we do when we're the living beings that"}, {"start": 16573.84, "end": 16577.34, "text": " create our own future and our own fortune?"}, {"start": 16577.34, "end": 16578.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16578.34, "end": 16585.34, "text": " Bro, can't get deep with you there."}, {"start": 16585.34, "end": 16591.12, "text": " They said what's the hottest cake like what was something you say that like no one else"}, {"start": 16591.12, "end": 16593.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16598.239999999998, "end": 16600.239999999998, "text": " Get any of your penis circumcises"}, {"start": 16610.32, "end": 16612.32, "text": " Oh, they toggled"}, {"start": 16615.96, "end": 16619.239999999998, "text": " All right decent, I need to spell existential"}, {"start": 16621.12, "end": 16625.14, "text": " Oh my god, wait our teammates are already guys have fun in left"}, {"start": 16625.86, "end": 16627.86, "text": " Now it's like 3v5"}, {"start": 16627.86, "end": 16629.86, "text": " Wait and it's 12-80"}, {"start": 16629.86, "end": 16631.86, "text": " It's 12-80"}, {"start": 16632.6, "end": 16637.98, "text": " No, we're gonna go to work out of us here. Okay. Okay. Okay. We can win we can win. All right"}, {"start": 16639.42, "end": 16641.42, "text": " What's the word of the day Jason?"}, {"start": 16641.42, "end": 16643.42, "text": " I gotta drop please"}, {"start": 16643.98, "end": 16645.98, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16651.12, "end": 16655.399999999998, "text": " Oh, they're double mid. Oh, they're double mid and they have bomb"}, {"start": 16660.399999999998, "end": 16662.399999999998, "text": " Well, they're bomb"}, {"start": 16663.84, "end": 16665.84, "text": " So bomb is in our spawn"}, {"start": 16667.76, "end": 16669.76, "text": " I'm so far right now"}, {"start": 16672.2, "end": 16674.039999999997, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16674.039999999997, "end": 16677.879999999997, "text": " Feel like I'm like surfing right now like my brain"}, {"start": 16678.6, "end": 16680.6, "text": " Well, I'm surfing"}, {"start": 16681.12, "end": 16685.28, "text": " You are surfing like all waters you are"}, {"start": 16687.16, "end": 16689.16, "text": " Don't fall in you're gonna drown"}, {"start": 16691.32, "end": 16698.84, "text": " But then a big waves comes a big wall and takes me I'm coming in that big wave"}, {"start": 16700.559999999998, "end": 16705.059999999998, "text": " Shark whoa is this working to eat you or is gonna"}, {"start": 16705.06, "end": 16713.06, "text": " What if the shark kisses you though?"}, {"start": 16713.06, "end": 16714.06, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 16714.06, "end": 16716.06, "text": " I'm sorry, it's no kiss."}, {"start": 16716.06, "end": 16718.06, "text": " Wait, the shark just took a bite out of your leg."}, {"start": 16718.06, "end": 16720.06, "text": " What leg did you move?"}, {"start": 16720.06, "end": 16723.06, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 16723.06, "end": 16726.06, "text": " That leg barely hit you."}, {"start": 16726.06, "end": 16728.06, "text": " I didn't move it right down."}, {"start": 16728.06, "end": 16730.06, "text": " Cut it off."}, {"start": 16730.06, "end": 16732.300000000003, "text": " Otherwise your leg and cut it off chasing"}, {"start": 16734.620000000003, "end": 16736.86, "text": " It's not coming up cleanly you're gonna saw it all"}, {"start": 16751.5, "end": 16754.34, "text": " That needs to be a favor and head up like you're for me bruh"}, {"start": 16754.34, "end": 16758.34, "text": " We're actually going to lose a game now."}, {"start": 16758.34, "end": 16763.34, "text": " But we're going to go to overtime and lose, which is going to be like, what, 3 plus 2?"}, {"start": 16763.34, "end": 16765.34, "text": " 5 more blinkers, bro."}, {"start": 16765.34, "end": 16767.34, "text": " It's going to be rough."}, {"start": 16775.34, "end": 16778.34, "text": " Okay, now, Jason, imagine you're a bird soaring through the sky."}, {"start": 16778.34, "end": 16780.34, "text": " They'll buy a gun first, though."}, {"start": 16780.34, "end": 16782.34, "text": " They'll buy full armor."}, {"start": 16784.34, "end": 16786.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16790.74, "end": 16792.74, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 16793.94, "end": 16801.14, "text": " Hey, bro, we're gonna fucking play some valorant. Let's go bro one round. I thought we need baby. I'm in there"}, {"start": 16801.78, "end": 16807.1, "text": " I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I bet I bet plenty plenty decent"}, {"start": 16807.66, "end": 16811.7, "text": " Come on. Come on. I feel a kill hungry. I'm feeling kill hungry"}, {"start": 16814.34, "end": 16816.34, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 16817.920000000002, "end": 16822.74, "text": " Wow Jason what a round out of you laddie not gonna lie, bro"}, {"start": 16824.14, "end": 16826.68, "text": " His last game you guys are gonna have to do without me bro"}, {"start": 16827.58, "end": 16833.84, "text": " We're not gonna win with that challenge. There's just a little more difficult bro. No, we're not gonna win without you"}, {"start": 16833.84, "end": 16835.84, "text": " Hey, seriously, hey, dude, we're"}, {"start": 16835.920000000002, "end": 16837.920000000002, "text": " If you love me"}, {"start": 16837.920000000002, "end": 16839.920000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16840.4, "end": 16842.4, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16842.68, "end": 16847.2, "text": " Wow, that's a that's kind of AJ likes a lot actually yeah, I used to get sorry for my play"}, {"start": 16848.36, "end": 16850.36, "text": " Do it girl. Yeah"}, {"start": 16852.120000000003, "end": 16854.2, "text": " That's good Jason that's good. That's a good card use"}, {"start": 16856.04, "end": 16860.660000000003, "text": " Honestly, they said everything you do right now doesn't matter because you have no accountability because you're high"}, {"start": 16862.480000000003, "end": 16865.56, "text": " So you can do whatever you want right now you won't get in trouble because you're high"}, {"start": 16865.56, "end": 16867.56, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 16868.2, "end": 16870.2, "text": " Yeah, where it works"}, {"start": 16871.280000000002, "end": 16873.280000000002, "text": " Well, no that is how the world works"}, {"start": 16874.0, "end": 16877.84, "text": " Just me buddy. You're high and I'm sober. I wouldn't know what I'm talking about. It's sober"}, {"start": 16878.640000000003, "end": 16880.640000000003, "text": " Why'd you sober?"}, {"start": 16880.920000000002, "end": 16882.08, "text": " Cuz"}, {"start": 16882.08, "end": 16886.84, "text": " What if my boss calls me I have to go work? Oh, yeah, we're doing IRL after this bro. Just saying"}, {"start": 16887.36, "end": 16888.24, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16888.24, "end": 16890.24, "text": " Drive over so"}, {"start": 16895.56, "end": 16900.98, "text": " I'm gonna take you to somebody else bro. I'm seeing my mom"}, {"start": 16902.100000000002, "end": 16904.22, "text": " Okay, so your mom I said what's up?"}, {"start": 16905.22, "end": 16907.460000000003, "text": " She's in chat. Hello. Yes"}, {"start": 16908.260000000002, "end": 16910.54, "text": " Yeah, hello. I post mom"}, {"start": 16911.54, "end": 16913.54, "text": " Hey, dude bomb"}, {"start": 16914.7, "end": 16916.38, "text": " Orion baby"}, {"start": 16916.38, "end": 16922.960000000003, "text": " I know I'm taking my place. You're seeing stuff too. Really? Don't you want this hippo with me? No, don't kill me with that"}, {"start": 16923.100000000002, "end": 16925.100000000002, "text": " Gloria, okay"}, {"start": 16925.56, "end": 16927.56, "text": " I have to go"}, {"start": 16927.56, "end": 16929.56, "text": " Right, it's either I stay and you die"}, {"start": 16929.56, "end": 16931.56, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 16931.56, "end": 16932.56, "text": " And you survive"}, {"start": 16932.56, "end": 16933.56, "text": " I never play around"}, {"start": 16933.56, "end": 16935.56, "text": " Maybe all of you made that very clear to me"}, {"start": 16935.56, "end": 16936.56, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 16936.56, "end": 16938.56, "text": " Maybe, you was hurting my feelings"}, {"start": 16938.56, "end": 16941.56, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my"}, {"start": 16943.56, "end": 16945.56, "text": " What's your place? Should I go rain again?"}, {"start": 16945.56, "end": 16947.56, "text": " Fuck, I'm too lazy to do anything else"}, {"start": 16947.56, "end": 16949.56, "text": " Go rain again, bro"}, {"start": 16949.56, "end": 16951.56, "text": " I don't know where to go"}, {"start": 16951.56, "end": 16954.56, "text": " Bro, I think I'm in the greening out stage, bro"}, {"start": 16954.56, "end": 16965.56, "text": " No bro, I think, I think my real life couldn't be any better, like, oh, look, I think everything we had in life, I couldn't be any better."}, {"start": 16965.56, "end": 16968.56, "text": " What do we have in life? What do we have?"}, {"start": 16968.56, "end": 16970.56, "text": " People around us."}, {"start": 16970.56, "end": 16973.56, "text": " Okay, people that backstab us."}, {"start": 16973.56, "end": 16974.56, "text": " What? No."}, {"start": 16974.56, "end": 16980.56, "text": " What would you do if everyone's gonna backstab you one day? Everyone's gonna backstab you, all your closest allies."}, {"start": 16980.56, "end": 16983.56, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 16983.56, "end": 16988.920000000002, "text": " Listen for every for every one person that backs tabs five good people responded"}, {"start": 16989.920000000002, "end": 16991.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16991.56, "end": 16997.06, "text": " Dude, all right, so now's a good time to tell you I'll be using your card to door that but like you gave me the card"}, {"start": 16997.06, "end": 16999.06, "text": " So it's too"}, {"start": 16999.06, "end": 17003.84, "text": " Okay, oh wait Jason bro. I can at least get like Dordache. I'm one meal"}, {"start": 17005.68, "end": 17009.120000000003, "text": " Bro J. I could give one meal, bro. You could bless me with one meal"}, {"start": 17013.56, "end": 17019.24, "text": " let's all door-dash together brush yeah you could just you could just don't donate or like if"}, {"start": 17019.24, "end": 17024.760000000002, "text": " oh now you know that you know that you're all right bro bro it's lazy desktop bro"}, {"start": 17026.440000000002, "end": 17029.56, "text": " tell i need to tell you that you want food bro"}, {"start": 17030.68, "end": 17034.68, "text": " yeah you do yeah you do perhaps we should send her what happened"}, {"start": 17036.04, "end": 17039.4, "text": " yeah fuck this you have to do with this way i don't miss something what happened"}, {"start": 17039.4, "end": 17041.4, "text": " you have food bro"}, {"start": 17044.04, "end": 17050.760000000002, "text": " oh so you want to eat food yeah let's do it right what kind of food do you want"}, {"start": 17050.760000000002, "end": 17054.04, "text": " what are we gonna eat yeah what should we all eat oh"}, {"start": 17054.04, "end": 17056.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17069.88, "end": 17075.04, "text": " Bro, do I look like I'm like melting or do I look real now you do look like you're melting"}, {"start": 17075.04, "end": 17078.600000000002, "text": " I'm not a lot. Are you melting feel like my I feel like"}, {"start": 17078.6, "end": 17085.559999999998, "text": " this skin on my body is like falling on on my bottom my lower body oh well then"}, {"start": 17085.559999999998, "end": 17096.96, "text": " peel it off no it's not how it works yet is my skin my skin I can throw you"}, {"start": 17096.96, "end": 17102.0, "text": " touch your skin man nerves you have in your body is fucking insane I'm a come"}, {"start": 17102.0, "end": 17104.36, "text": " may come in, come in, come in, come in."}, {"start": 17106.24, "end": 17109.48, "text": " What, what, what if we take your dick right now?"}, {"start": 17109.52, "end": 17114.0, "text": " Uh, I would feel that feeling."}, {"start": 17114.04, "end": 17115.24, "text": " Well, maybe we should do it, bro."}, {"start": 17115.28, "end": 17117.76, "text": " I got, I got my hand on my wiener."}, {"start": 17117.8, "end": 17120.24, "text": " I'll do it, buddy."}, {"start": 17120.28, "end": 17122.68, "text": " I got one hand on the wiener, one hand on the mouse."}, {"start": 17125.76, "end": 17127.96, "text": " Oh, she chased on me, bro."}, {"start": 17129.2, "end": 17129.88, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 17129.88, "end": 17131.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17134.18, "end": 17136.5, "text": " Wow, what a shot what a shot this up"}, {"start": 17142.22, "end": 17146.760000000002, "text": " You're a box bro, I got full box dude"}, {"start": 17148.98, "end": 17153.82, "text": " Wait Jason, okay. I want to you your superpower is your imagination"}, {"start": 17154.9, "end": 17156.9, "text": " So right now"}, {"start": 17156.9, "end": 17163.74, "text": " Yes, but right now your gun could be a turn to a butterfly and fly away and you could grow wings you could fly too"}, {"start": 17168.640000000003, "end": 17170.640000000003, "text": " Fuck just happened"}, {"start": 17183.300000000003, "end": 17185.300000000003, "text": " Why did you come by"}, {"start": 17186.9, "end": 17188.9, "text": " I'm alive, man."}, {"start": 17216.9, "end": 17218.9, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17218.9, "end": 17220.260000000002, "text": " You got fucking low."}, {"start": 17220.260000000002, "end": 17225.140000000003, "text": " Yo, on the third and final game, we're gonna get dominated like this?"}, {"start": 17226.34, "end": 17229.86, "text": " Yo, then we have to play three more, think about it like that."}, {"start": 17229.86, "end": 17232.260000000002, "text": " Ho ho, welcome to hell, lads."}, {"start": 17234.5, "end": 17235.780000000002, "text": " WG, what are you doing today?"}, {"start": 17236.9, "end": 17241.940000000002, "text": " Um, chilling today, the little YouTube shoot, chilling. Kind of stink though."}, {"start": 17244.100000000002, "end": 17246.260000000002, "text": " You could catch a vibe."}, {"start": 17246.260000000002, "end": 17248.260000000002, "text": " Down to catch a vibe today"}, {"start": 17261.440000000002, "end": 17263.440000000002, "text": " Bro, we did not hurt that bad"}, {"start": 17276.260000000002, "end": 17283.260000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17286.340000000004, "end": 17288.74, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 17288.74, "end": 17291.7, "text": " that this fucking phoenix"}, {"start": 17291.7, "end": 17295.300000000003, "text": " the judge"}, {"start": 17295.300000000003, "end": 17298.460000000003, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 17298.460000000003, "end": 17301.58, "text": " yo the last round we're gonna get fucked"}, {"start": 17301.58, "end": 17304.760000000002, "text": " I'm done dude. I'm gonna wait at the grenade"}, {"start": 17308.4, "end": 17313.22, "text": " All right, just now let's say shooting the penalty where are you shooting top left top right bottom left bottom right middle"}, {"start": 17313.22, "end": 17315.22, "text": " I'm where you shooting"}, {"start": 17319.260000000002, "end": 17323.08, "text": " You gotta hit a penalty I'm gonna hit on it's hop right"}, {"start": 17324.18, "end": 17328.58, "text": " Hop right well, that's kind of scary. What if the goalie like dives and catches it's the state of the world"}, {"start": 17328.58, "end": 17334.820000000003, "text": " about that top right that's my top right I'm gonna save the entire planet"}, {"start": 17334.820000000003, "end": 17344.86, "text": " my pen oh that's awesome if you need to shoot it to me you need a one streamer"}, {"start": 17344.86, "end": 17349.820000000003, "text": " to shoot the three to save your life"}, {"start": 17349.82, "end": 17355.02, "text": " probably you can walk on us. Thank you bro."}, {"start": 17356.82, "end": 17361.82, "text": " You can hand them on me with your life."}, {"start": 17370.82, "end": 17376.82, "text": " I know you're there somehow. Oh yeah alright lad. Pop your old bullets."}, {"start": 17379.82, "end": 17381.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17387.02, "end": 17389.02, "text": " His youth those recharging I"}, {"start": 17391.94, "end": 17393.94, "text": " Like this"}, {"start": 17409.82, "end": 17411.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17414.78, "end": 17421.5, "text": " How are we doing this game guys they have a dead log all four is crazy we are fuck"}, {"start": 17422.22, "end": 17426.06, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna open it be this is when B wouldn't run around"}, {"start": 17426.06, "end": 17428.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17433.260000000002, "end": 17435.260000000002, "text": " Fuck the bee fuck it see"}, {"start": 17436.34, "end": 17440.58, "text": " Hey fuck a bee fuck it see I'm playing Valorant team"}, {"start": 17456.06, "end": 17458.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17468.06, "end": 17470.06, "text": " Let's see this hit of you bro"}, {"start": 17472.620000000003, "end": 17474.620000000003, "text": " Wait guys is live"}, {"start": 17474.62, "end": 17485.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god kill me"}, {"start": 17485.739999999998, "end": 17486.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 17486.739999999998, "end": 17487.739999999998, "text": " That was fucking bad"}, {"start": 17487.739999999998, "end": 17488.739999999998, "text": " You okay, Bradley?"}, {"start": 17488.739999999998, "end": 17489.739999999998, "text": " We can go, guys"}, {"start": 17489.739999999998, "end": 17490.739999999998, "text": " I'm on my L as well"}, {"start": 17490.739999999998, "end": 17491.739999999998, "text": " We got him around, yo, AJ please bro, get you laughing"}, {"start": 17491.739999999998, "end": 17492.739999999998, "text": " The fuck is that?"}, {"start": 17492.739999999998, "end": 17493.739999999998, "text": " I'm trying"}, {"start": 17493.74, "end": 17495.74, "text": " We can go guys."}, {"start": 17495.74, "end": 17497.74, "text": " On my L as well."}, {"start": 17497.74, "end": 17499.74, "text": " We got him around."}, {"start": 17499.74, "end": 17501.74, "text": " Yo, AJ, please, bro."}, {"start": 17501.74, "end": 17503.74, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 17503.74, "end": 17505.74, "text": " I'm trying. I'm trying."}, {"start": 17505.74, "end": 17507.74, "text": " I'm trying my best, man."}, {"start": 17509.74, "end": 17511.74, "text": " Cutty's not coming, bro."}, {"start": 17553.74, "end": 17556.780000000002, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 17556.780000000002, "end": 17560.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17560.780000000002, "end": 17564.780000000002, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 17564.780000000002, "end": 17567.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17567.780000000002, "end": 17570.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17570.780000000002, "end": 17573.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17573.780000000002, "end": 17577.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17577.780000000002, "end": 17580.780000000002, "text": " Wait, do you think click the link I said in the group chat for me?"}, {"start": 17580.78, "end": 17582.78, "text": " blow my shit"}, {"start": 17582.78, "end": 17585.78, "text": " no no it's to get you more high"}, {"start": 17585.78, "end": 17587.78, "text": " once more into battle"}, {"start": 17587.78, "end": 17590.78, "text": " I'm not tired are you?"}, {"start": 17593.78, "end": 17597.78, "text": " alright get ready to test your skills bro"}, {"start": 17597.78, "end": 17600.78, "text": " yeah nice first round nice"}, {"start": 17600.78, "end": 17602.78, "text": " you're doing good"}, {"start": 17602.78, "end": 17604.78, "text": " that's too long bro"}, {"start": 17604.78, "end": 17606.78, "text": " fuck you can light armor for me"}, {"start": 17610.78, "end": 17612.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17612.98, "end": 17614.98, "text": " Get a light armor"}, {"start": 17618.5, "end": 17620.5, "text": " Fuck you close"}, {"start": 17628.94, "end": 17632.199999999997, "text": " Why am I so blind I need a gun"}, {"start": 17640.78, "end": 17649.379999999997, "text": " Are you fucking crazy this guy's out of everybody you blame the one person without a gun they got detained fuck you"}, {"start": 17649.94, "end": 17651.94, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 17654.1, "end": 17657.94, "text": " We're going to buy a gun we would have won the bro chill guys, okay guys"}, {"start": 17658.42, "end": 17663.94, "text": " Yes, this is Jason the ween. He's doing a blinker every round lost challenge"}, {"start": 17664.1, "end": 17667.14, "text": " Are we gonna win this or are we gonna lose this guys be honest with me?"}, {"start": 17667.94, "end": 17669.94, "text": " So can"}, {"start": 17671.78, "end": 17674.94, "text": " It's time for our clothes ain't no we're gonna lose"}, {"start": 17679.98, "end": 17681.98, "text": " My armor rolls"}, {"start": 17700.78, "end": 17704.78, "text": " Yeah, I wish I had that in me."}, {"start": 17704.78, "end": 17706.78, "text": " I have that."}, {"start": 17706.78, "end": 17708.78, "text": " No, no, no, we got this."}, {"start": 17708.78, "end": 17710.78, "text": " No, I have that."}, {"start": 17719.78, "end": 17721.78, "text": " Main, main, main, main, main!"}, {"start": 17730.78, "end": 17737.78, "text": " Well done guys."}, {"start": 17737.78, "end": 17742.78, "text": " You win, you win, guys."}, {"start": 17742.78, "end": 17743.78, "text": " Yeah, you win."}, {"start": 17743.78, "end": 17750.78, "text": " Let's get a let's go from everyone."}, {"start": 17750.78, "end": 17751.78, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 17751.78, "end": 17753.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17759.579999999998, "end": 17769.239999999998, "text": " You a pro at this for Harvey so good. Oh, what you're winning the scary me I got a drop. Well, no, it's just too long"}, {"start": 17770.059999999998, "end": 17772.32, "text": " Yeah, you'll be there eventually brown"}, {"start": 17774.14, "end": 17776.14, "text": " You're not fucking a game, right?"}, {"start": 17777.1, "end": 17779.1, "text": " Really? Yeah"}, {"start": 17781.78, "end": 17785.059999999998, "text": " How do I talk in game?"}, {"start": 17785.059999999998, "end": 17790.379999999997, "text": " Chasin' info out here."}, {"start": 17790.379999999997, "end": 17793.98, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17793.98, "end": 17799.219999999998, "text": " I was saying to you, bro, this isn't a horrible idea, man."}, {"start": 17799.219999999998, "end": 17800.219999999998, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17800.219999999998, "end": 17801.219999999998, "text": " How am I getting fucked?"}, {"start": 17801.219999999998, "end": 17802.219999999998, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 17802.219999999998, "end": 17803.219999999998, "text": " I'm getting head shot."}, {"start": 17803.22, "end": 17805.22, "text": " the right side of the house"}, {"start": 17805.22, "end": 17807.22, "text": " I'm getting head shoted"}, {"start": 17812.22, "end": 17814.22, "text": " you can beat the scary maze game Jason I believe in you"}, {"start": 17833.22, "end": 17837.22, "text": " you scared me"}, {"start": 17837.22, "end": 17840.22, "text": " you scared me"}, {"start": 17840.22, "end": 17843.22, "text": " you scared me"}, {"start": 17843.22, "end": 17846.22, "text": " you scared me"}, {"start": 17846.22, "end": 17849.22, "text": " 30 seconds left"}, {"start": 17849.22, "end": 17851.22, "text": " we gotta restart the game"}, {"start": 17851.22, "end": 17853.22, "text": " I don't know are you doing a free fly"}, {"start": 17853.22, "end": 17855.22, "text": " I told you play this game"}, {"start": 17855.22, "end": 17858.22, "text": " I don't know are you doing a free fly"}, {"start": 17858.22, "end": 17860.22, "text": " I told you play this game"}, {"start": 17860.22, "end": 17862.22, "text": " scary"}, {"start": 17865.22, "end": 17867.22, "text": " That wasn't scary"}, {"start": 17867.460000000003, "end": 17870.620000000003, "text": " All out of your chair and I think they were no audio"}, {"start": 17871.420000000002, "end": 17875.24, "text": " They kind of freaked me out, but then I was like oh, I've seen this before"}, {"start": 17875.940000000002, "end": 17879.82, "text": " You're fake. Hi, bro. You're really hot. I would scare you. I hate you, bro"}, {"start": 17880.460000000003, "end": 17882.460000000003, "text": " I'm not fake"}, {"start": 17883.66, "end": 17885.5, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 17885.5, "end": 17887.5, "text": " We should get a seafood boil"}, {"start": 17890.620000000003, "end": 17892.7, "text": " Yo, Jake, can we get a seafood wall, please?"}, {"start": 17896.14, "end": 17900.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I just tuned into Jason's stream boy. He got one eye open one eye closed"}, {"start": 17900.260000000002, "end": 17906.02, "text": " Well, that dude look like the tire from back rooms, but he's tired. Oh, it's someone that just asleep do it. No"}, {"start": 17906.02, "end": 17908.02, "text": " Who's I deal with this?"}, {"start": 17908.34, "end": 17910.34, "text": " What is it so tired, bro?"}, {"start": 17913.780000000002, "end": 17918.420000000002, "text": " He's not telling bro, you're literally moving like the slots from the copier you start to look like it too"}, {"start": 17918.420000000002, "end": 17922.34, "text": " Well, yes, you are bro, you're barely functioning"}, {"start": 17934.22, "end": 17936.620000000003, "text": " We can't even compensate bro, can we compensate?"}, {"start": 17936.62, "end": 17943.62, "text": " yo it's good bro it's good bro"}, {"start": 17943.62, "end": 17947.14, "text": " yo yo yo"}, {"start": 17947.14, "end": 17951.7, "text": " well Jason dude just call it a day man you're barely functioning"}, {"start": 17951.7, "end": 17956.7, "text": " bro what I'm good bro"}, {"start": 17956.7, "end": 17959.34, "text": " yo"}, {"start": 17959.34, "end": 17966.34, "text": " I was 2A but who you saying was"}, {"start": 17966.34, "end": 17968.34, "text": " I'm playing with Jason and YBG."}, {"start": 17968.34, "end": 17969.78, "text": " Oh, okay, and then it's like other randoms?"}, {"start": 17969.78, "end": 17970.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17970.28, "end": 17972.28, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 17972.28, "end": 17974.28, "text": " 2-8, oh, bro."}, {"start": 17974.28, "end": 17976.28, "text": " Y'all down."}, {"start": 17976.28, "end": 17977.28, "text": " 2-8."}, {"start": 17977.28, "end": 17978.28, "text": " Oh, good luck, YBG."}, {"start": 17978.28, "end": 17981.78, "text": " Hey, thanks, bro."}, {"start": 17981.78, "end": 17983.28, "text": " Yo, we're really 2-8."}, {"start": 17983.28, "end": 17985.28, "text": " What are we even playing for anymore, bro?"}, {"start": 17985.28, "end": 17988.28, "text": " More blinkers?"}, {"start": 17988.28, "end": 17992.78, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck are we doing, bro?"}, {"start": 17992.78, "end": 17994.28, "text": " What the fuck are we doing?"}, {"start": 17994.28, "end": 17996.28, "text": " two to eight."}, {"start": 18008.28, "end": 18010.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18012.28, "end": 18014.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18014.28, "end": 18016.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18016.28, "end": 18018.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18018.28, "end": 18020.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18020.28, "end": 18022.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18022.28, "end": 18032.28, "text": " What's wrong bro? So much. What the fuck? What even is life anymore bro?"}, {"start": 18032.28, "end": 18040.28, "text": " Last round in the half. Oh my burp's spicy."}, {"start": 18040.28, "end": 18044.28, "text": " Your burps are spicy?"}, {"start": 18044.28, "end": 18049.92, "text": " You're making me feel good."}, {"start": 18049.92, "end": 18051.42, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 18051.42, "end": 18053.3, "text": " He said book the Uber."}, {"start": 18053.3, "end": 18056.879999999997, "text": " He said YBG booked the Uber right now in the chat."}, {"start": 18056.879999999997, "end": 18058.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18058.02, "end": 18060.399999999998, "text": " They're so lame, bro."}, {"start": 18060.399999999998, "end": 18061.399999999998, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 18061.399999999998, "end": 18062.399999999998, "text": " Nah, bro."}, {"start": 18062.399999999998, "end": 18063.399999999998, "text": " Nah, bro."}, {"start": 18063.399999999998, "end": 18066.399999999998, "text": " Nah, dude, these rounds don't count, bro."}, {"start": 18066.399999999998, "end": 18072.399999999998, "text": " I literally get it higher for no reason, dude."}, {"start": 18072.4, "end": 18074.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18086.800000000003, "end": 18089.56, "text": " How the fuck can you compete with this bro"}, {"start": 18091.280000000002, "end": 18094.84, "text": " Yeah, I've never been fucking dominated this bad"}, {"start": 18095.4, "end": 18097.780000000002, "text": " No, we're getting so much time. I've been taking"}, {"start": 18102.4, "end": 18104.4, "text": " That's true. Give me advice."}, {"start": 18104.4, "end": 18107.4, "text": " I mean, yeah, bro. I mean, wow."}, {"start": 18107.4, "end": 18108.4, "text": " Doug."}, {"start": 18109.4, "end": 18112.4, "text": " You know what's crazy? The shirt that I'm wearing is large."}, {"start": 18112.4, "end": 18114.4, "text": " I'm used to wearing triple extra large."}, {"start": 18114.4, "end": 18118.4, "text": " Now I'm only wearing the largest and sometimes I can fit into medium."}, {"start": 18118.4, "end": 18120.4, "text": " Is that not fucking insane?"}, {"start": 18120.4, "end": 18122.4, "text": " Medium what?"}, {"start": 18122.4, "end": 18124.4, "text": " What are you talking about fitting into large?"}, {"start": 18124.4, "end": 18128.4, "text": " Bro, I'm one in eleven. What's wrong with me?"}, {"start": 18128.4, "end": 18130.4, "text": " Bro, bro, bro."}, {"start": 18130.4, "end": 18132.4, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 18133.480000000003, "end": 18137.440000000002, "text": " Oh, come on. Come on. They can bet this we can win this game, bro"}, {"start": 18139.04, "end": 18141.04, "text": " What's"}, {"start": 18141.68, "end": 18146.120000000003, "text": " Well, these guys are watching your stream. It means they're fans, bro. That means they want to see you win, bro"}, {"start": 18147.16, "end": 18149.16, "text": " Please let us win, dog"}, {"start": 18153.32, "end": 18156.2, "text": " Going see to see it back"}, {"start": 18160.4, "end": 18162.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18182.82, "end": 18187.58, "text": " Bro Jason we wonder how he don't need a blinker bro. You're good. Yeah, I don't know what you're good"}, {"start": 18187.58, "end": 18190.780000000002, "text": " Bro put the pen down. Are you addicted or some shit? Yeah, why?"}, {"start": 18191.74, "end": 18194.300000000003, "text": " Do we take it now? What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 18195.100000000002, "end": 18198.74, "text": " No, did he just sober up? What the fuck is that a bleeder?"}, {"start": 18200.34, "end": 18205.06, "text": " Albrel B, bro, I'm the furthest thing from sober, bro"}, {"start": 18206.780000000002, "end": 18208.780000000002, "text": " That's the first thing from sober"}, {"start": 18208.78, "end": 18210.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18215.1, "end": 18218.1, "text": " Think he's like like I'm naked"}, {"start": 18238.78, "end": 18243.78, "text": " oh fuck you know after the game"}, {"start": 18243.78, "end": 18246.78, "text": " oh shit after the game i'm down"}, {"start": 18246.78, "end": 18248.78, "text": " probably 20"}, {"start": 18248.78, "end": 18251.78, "text": " that cool"}, {"start": 18251.78, "end": 18256.78, "text": " 20 bro no ff go"}, {"start": 18256.78, "end": 18259.78, "text": " how we can win"}, {"start": 18259.78, "end": 18263.78, "text": " bro we are alright c'mon let me lock the fucking"}, {"start": 18263.78, "end": 18265.78, "text": " let me lock the fucking"}, {"start": 18265.78, "end": 18269.579999999998, "text": " We like to fucking I'm two and twelve bro. I'm thinking yo"}, {"start": 18272.579999999998, "end": 18277.699999999997, "text": " Brady on my team I think it's I could just be high and chill and play the game"}, {"start": 18277.84, "end": 18282.219999999998, "text": " But no, I actually have to do something so listen. I'm gonna throw what do you mean?"}, {"start": 18282.219999999998, "end": 18285.66, "text": " You got two fucking kills. That's it"}, {"start": 18286.899999999998, "end": 18288.899999999998, "text": " Two kills, bro"}, {"start": 18295.78, "end": 18297.78, "text": " At least you did something, bro. You died."}, {"start": 18298.42, "end": 18300.42, "text": " You need to run. You need to run."}, {"start": 18302.1, "end": 18304.1, "text": " You're dead. You're dead."}, {"start": 18304.26, "end": 18305.78, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 18305.78, "end": 18308.26, "text": " Like, this is just fucking shit."}, {"start": 18308.26, "end": 18309.379999999997, "text": " How am I getting scared?"}, {"start": 18309.379999999997, "end": 18311.379999999997, "text": " This is just fucking shit, man."}, {"start": 18313.94, "end": 18316.739999999998, "text": " I gotta go after the game, bro. We got a win this time."}, {"start": 18316.739999999998, "end": 18318.739999999998, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 18321.46, "end": 18323.46, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 18323.46, "end": 18325.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 18325.78, "end": 18327.78, "text": " No, we needed this room"}, {"start": 18331.78, "end": 18334.78, "text": " Why did we get stream snipe on the last game bro?"}, {"start": 18337.78, "end": 18339.78, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18342.78, "end": 18344.78, "text": " Nah bro, we're getting stream snipe"}, {"start": 18345.78, "end": 18348.78, "text": " These guys don't count man"}, {"start": 18355.78, "end": 18357.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18375.82, "end": 18382.62, "text": " Am I missing every fucking shot? Oh, this is bad. Oh my god, Jacob flaked in fast. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18382.62, "end": 18384.62, "text": " I'm like bro. I'm like that"}, {"start": 18387.379999999997, "end": 18389.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, you can win"}, {"start": 18397.899999999998, "end": 18399.899999999998, "text": " Please Jason, please"}, {"start": 18405.34, "end": 18410.62, "text": " Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, bro"}, {"start": 18412.62, "end": 18414.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18416.46, "end": 18422.239999999998, "text": " Can barely see straight they're even hit my shot there. They did very good all of them"}, {"start": 18426.26, "end": 18430.68, "text": " Which isn't see by me, but we can win this shit. Oh my god, I'm feeling so confident right now"}, {"start": 18430.68, "end": 18432.68, "text": " We can win this right?"}, {"start": 18436.62, "end": 18438.62, "text": " Fucking do this shit"}, {"start": 18442.62, "end": 18445.62, "text": " Yeah, I'm tricking both of y'all out."}, {"start": 18445.62, "end": 18447.62, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 18447.62, "end": 18449.62, "text": " Nice fucking win."}, {"start": 18449.62, "end": 18451.62, "text": " I'm just kidding, bro."}, {"start": 18451.62, "end": 18453.62, "text": " I'll take back seats."}, {"start": 18453.62, "end": 18455.62, "text": " I know my god."}, {"start": 18466.62, "end": 18468.62, "text": " I'm here with you!"}, {"start": 18468.62, "end": 18470.62, "text": " Oh my god, what you do?"}, {"start": 18470.62, "end": 18476.2, "text": " Oh my god, bro, I'm actually locked the fucking"}, {"start": 18476.2, "end": 18503.72, "text": " I remember Jason bought me $4,000 pair of shorts. I never wear them"}, {"start": 18503.72, "end": 18505.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18505.84, "end": 18512.36, "text": " Those leopard shorts, bro. Oh my god. Oh, I sit there staring. Why are you not? Why did you pick that?"}, {"start": 18513.120000000003, "end": 18515.120000000003, "text": " You picked it. You literally"}, {"start": 18516.48, "end": 18521.280000000002, "text": " And then you bought me those fat ass black shoes. That's like 11 honey the big one"}, {"start": 18525.08, "end": 18528.4, "text": " You literally told me you're like I'm gonna be honest you told me I feel like I would never"}, {"start": 18531.24, "end": 18533.24, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18533.72, "end": 18536.88, "text": " But it looks far on you. This is a different build them on"}, {"start": 18539.24, "end": 18541.600000000002, "text": " But now we have the same build because I've been losing weight"}, {"start": 18544.800000000003, "end": 18546.800000000003, "text": " Yeah, I didn't say anything about the same bill"}, {"start": 18550.32, "end": 18555.24, "text": " You do look at you you're melting in your chair, bro. So you say to me you said look at you"}, {"start": 18557.600000000002, "end": 18561.760000000002, "text": " Bro back to a third degree. Oh god, you melt it"}, {"start": 18561.760000000002, "end": 18563.480000000003, "text": " Well, you melt him."}, {"start": 18563.480000000003, "end": 18569.68, "text": " Well, you know, I don't know."}, {"start": 18569.68, "end": 18572.760000000002, "text": " So your body was like this."}, {"start": 18572.760000000002, "end": 18574.920000000002, "text": " There's no shell."}, {"start": 18574.920000000002, "end": 18575.960000000003, "text": " No shell."}, {"start": 18575.960000000003, "end": 18576.960000000003, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 18576.960000000003, "end": 18578.52, "text": " You do you think that to me?"}, {"start": 18578.52, "end": 18579.920000000002, "text": " This is 2022."}, {"start": 18579.920000000002, "end": 18580.68, "text": " Fuck, boy."}, {"start": 18582.2, "end": 18584.56, "text": " I mean, I live inside."}, {"start": 18584.56, "end": 18584.960000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18584.960000000003, "end": 18585.960000000003, "text": " So anything."}, {"start": 18585.96, "end": 18587.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18615.96, "end": 18617.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18620.28, "end": 18622.28, "text": " J when it"}, {"start": 18622.8, "end": 18624.8, "text": " Cover you in this"}, {"start": 18625.96, "end": 18627.96, "text": " I'll do whatever"}, {"start": 18633.239999999998, "end": 18635.239999999998, "text": " Fucking"}, {"start": 18638.12, "end": 18643.52, "text": " Jason whatever you do do not read Santi's message, whatever the fuck you do"}, {"start": 18646.96, "end": 18647.96, "text": " What the f**k?"}, {"start": 18651.96, "end": 18653.96, "text": " He's just joking. This is a joke."}, {"start": 18654.96, "end": 18657.96, "text": " Trust me. You trust me. I'm your friend."}, {"start": 18666.96, "end": 18669.96, "text": " Dude, I'm f**king 1 HP, man."}, {"start": 18669.96, "end": 18671.96, "text": " What a nice try."}, {"start": 18672.96, "end": 18673.96, "text": " Match point."}, {"start": 18673.96, "end": 18675.96, "text": " I'm getting spied on."}, {"start": 18677.96, "end": 18679.96, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't listen to him."}, {"start": 18679.96, "end": 18681.96, "text": " Don't you listen to him."}, {"start": 18681.96, "end": 18683.96, "text": " What he's telling you is a lie, okay?"}, {"start": 18683.96, "end": 18685.96, "text": " I would never do that to you. You know I would never do that to you."}, {"start": 18689.96, "end": 18691.96, "text": " My, my, my fucking would I."}, {"start": 18691.96, "end": 18698.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18698.96, "end": 18702.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18702.96, "end": 18705.96, "text": " one"}, {"start": 18705.96, "end": 18709.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18709.96, "end": 18715.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18715.96, "end": 18720.96, "text": " one"}, {"start": 18720.96, "end": 18722.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18724.92, "end": 18728.96, "text": " Know what oh you're looking mad fine today. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that"}, {"start": 18734.079999999998, "end": 18740.44, "text": " Hey, Guapo, I'm a girl in low-key. I've had a question for a long time you look really good. Thank you. I appreciate that"}, {"start": 18745.559999999998, "end": 18747.559999999998, "text": " Don't gas that shit bro"}, {"start": 18750.96, "end": 18752.96, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18774.879999999997, "end": 18776.879999999997, "text": " I'm like shit"}, {"start": 18780.96, "end": 18782.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18788.7, "end": 18790.7, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18804.0, "end": 18807.86, "text": " Wow, bro, you lost I hate myself down, bro"}, {"start": 18810.96, "end": 18816.6, "text": " Yeah, I gotta get off now. I'm gonna go play Mario Kart with the boys. Jason, we"}, {"start": 18816.6, "end": 18825.52, "text": " lost and AT is getting off. Yeah, I can't play anymore. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry. Jason, we lost?"}, {"start": 18825.52, "end": 18833.399999999998, "text": " Oh, we were getting stream sniped. Look, they say shout out AB Ray."}, {"start": 18833.4, "end": 18837.06, "text": " Yeah, bro, they shrink sniping us, bro"}, {"start": 18839.82, "end": 18846.140000000003, "text": " Why does this guy not why do you not try to win bro, he's cheating too"}, {"start": 18850.480000000003, "end": 18852.960000000003, "text": " Well, we lost the ages getting off Jesus"}, {"start": 18852.96, "end": 18854.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18855.52, "end": 18857.52, "text": " Always"}, {"start": 18857.84, "end": 18859.84, "text": " He's saying"}, {"start": 18861.44, "end": 18867.239999999998, "text": " No, not really. No, you don't even look high, bro. You don't trust me. You look normal. This is how you always look good"}, {"start": 18871.04, "end": 18874.92, "text": " You do like you're leaning and melting though our boys"}, {"start": 18876.2, "end": 18878.2, "text": " All right, bro"}, {"start": 18879.64, "end": 18881.64, "text": " I'll be off piece"}, {"start": 18882.96, "end": 18888.96, "text": " bro, I said one game, I said one game, bro."}, {"start": 18888.96, "end": 18894.96, "text": " Bro, you, I mean your title said three, it says one more way."}, {"start": 18894.96, "end": 18900.96, "text": " No, but then I realized bro, like, Valorant is too much bro."}, {"start": 18900.96, "end": 18902.96, "text": " Valorant is too much."}, {"start": 18902.96, "end": 18904.96, "text": " I said one, bro."}, {"start": 18904.96, "end": 18906.96, "text": " I'm pretty sure you said one more way."}, {"start": 18906.96, "end": 18908.96, "text": " And then I changed it to one, and then I changed it to one."}, {"start": 18908.96, "end": 18914.36, "text": " Well, what does your title say as a new viewer coming in reading the title? I feel misled"}, {"start": 18916.079999999998, "end": 18920.92, "text": " Don't do their job really didn't change the channel. I'm not a lot. What is good with these mods, dude?"}, {"start": 18923.92, "end": 18925.92, "text": " Doug"}, {"start": 18926.399999999998, "end": 18929.64, "text": " Are you got munchies bro? I got mad munchies dog"}, {"start": 18930.36, "end": 18934.6, "text": " I'm gonna land on my I might try guess I might try scabbing some shit in the kitchen"}, {"start": 18935.399999999998, "end": 18937.399999999998, "text": " Good idea, bro"}, {"start": 18938.280000000002, "end": 18943.88, "text": " Does that blow up how far you like 20? Let me see"}, {"start": 18949.56, "end": 18953.920000000002, "text": " So now this so now time's gonna move differently for you, but"}, {"start": 18955.440000000002, "end": 18957.88, "text": " Currently bro, I'm about 26"}, {"start": 18959.280000000002, "end": 18960.800000000003, "text": " Nah"}, {"start": 18960.800000000003, "end": 18963.56, "text": " I'll be good to stay. I'm just so low. I'm so low"}, {"start": 18963.56, "end": 18970.56, "text": " Dude don't get lost or hurt without me. Okay, cuz if I see you getting lost or hurt I'm gonna come anyways, okay?"}, {"start": 18970.56, "end": 18972.280000000002, "text": " I bet"}, {"start": 18972.280000000002, "end": 18974.280000000002, "text": " All right, bro. I bet"}, {"start": 18974.52, "end": 18976.52, "text": " Love you. Say you love me. Peace"}, {"start": 18987.56, "end": 18989.56, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18991.08, "end": 18993.08, "text": " You always hits"}, {"start": 18993.56, "end": 18995.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 18997.920000000002, "end": 19003.760000000002, "text": " I'm on a whole different planet right now everything for me is slow motion"}, {"start": 19009.68, "end": 19014.7, "text": " Everything for me, I feel like I'm up I feel like I'm in the like"}, {"start": 19015.440000000002, "end": 19022.120000000003, "text": " made twins I feel like floating I feel like surfing on water I feel like"}, {"start": 19023.56, "end": 19025.56, "text": " I feel like a candle"}, {"start": 19041.56, "end": 19046.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, I'm so high"}, {"start": 19053.56, "end": 19059.56, "text": " I'm fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 19059.56, "end": 19063.56, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 19063.56, "end": 19076.56, "text": " Bro, they put the chocolate throughout my seat, dude."}, {"start": 19076.56, "end": 19082.24, "text": " All right, bro, let me go to the kitchen, man."}, {"start": 19082.24, "end": 19094.0, "text": " Show me my eyes wider, you know what I'm doing, I'm gonna fix my droid real quick,"}, {"start": 19094.0, "end": 19096.0, "text": " hold on."}, {"start": 19096.0, "end": 19098.68, "text": " My fucking droid is tweaking."}, {"start": 19098.68, "end": 19100.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19100.68, "end": 19103.84, "text": " He's do his high shit yet, bro."}, {"start": 19103.84, "end": 19109.56, "text": " Top of high do I have right now like a chill high or like what's harder high a"}, {"start": 19111.72, "end": 19113.72, "text": " Fake one nice"}, {"start": 19115.4, "end": 19118.52, "text": " Ain't a lot bro. Yeah, I know I fuck this shit"}, {"start": 19133.84, "end": 19151.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah, so fried bro"}, {"start": 19151.46, "end": 19158.46, "text": " Bro, I feel like I've been swimming for 10, like 15 hours."}, {"start": 19169.02, "end": 19174.14, "text": " Bro, they got the child filter on my shit."}, {"start": 19174.14, "end": 19177.14, "text": " Bro, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 19181.46, "end": 19210.46, "text": " I'm just going to grab some snacks, son."}, {"start": 19210.46, "end": 19215.46, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 19215.46, "end": 19220.46, "text": " Wow, sound like the only thing like a screwy snack, bro."}, {"start": 19220.46, "end": 19225.46, "text": " Dude, that looks fun, man."}, {"start": 19225.46, "end": 19234.46, "text": " I want Snoopy stacks."}, {"start": 19234.46, "end": 19237.46, "text": " Fucking Grey loot eats, dude."}, {"start": 19237.46, "end": 19239.46, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 19242.46, "end": 19244.46, "text": " Lacing room? Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 19262.46, "end": 19264.46, "text": " Oh my god, man."}, {"start": 19264.46, "end": 19266.46, "text": " I know it's a Grey Loot, baby."}, {"start": 19266.46, "end": 19272.34, "text": " We start not bad at all kid actually pretty fucking good"}, {"start": 19288.579999999998, "end": 19290.579999999998, "text": " Is this fucking dog food"}, {"start": 19293.62, "end": 19295.62, "text": " No"}, {"start": 19295.62, "end": 19301.62, "text": " No, no, where, bro?"}, {"start": 19301.62, "end": 19305.62, "text": " This fat fuck ate it all."}, {"start": 19309.62, "end": 19311.62, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 19313.62, "end": 19315.62, "text": " I like to, bro."}, {"start": 19325.62, "end": 19327.62, "text": " The box"}, {"start": 19335.899999999998, "end": 19342.559999999998, "text": " One's effort birdies. This is like old is all old wait. Oh my god"}, {"start": 19347.579999999998, "end": 19351.059999999998, "text": " All right, it's probably my shift and like gotta be made"}, {"start": 19355.62, "end": 19358.66, "text": " Kind of looks good though. I'll try"}, {"start": 19368.399999999998, "end": 19372.219999999998, "text": " This platform I thought it was unopened bro"}, {"start": 19372.22, "end": 19373.22, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 19383.22, "end": 19386.22, "text": " Bro, it tastes like cricket toenails."}, {"start": 19388.22, "end": 19391.22, "text": " Oh, it tastes like cricket toenails."}, {"start": 19395.22, "end": 19398.22, "text": " Ew, bro! Ew, what?"}, {"start": 19402.22, "end": 19409.58, "text": " Bro, how as a fat person do you have shitty fridges?"}, {"start": 19409.58, "end": 19410.58, "text": " So mean."}, {"start": 19410.58, "end": 19411.58, "text": " Spuckers."}, {"start": 19411.58, "end": 19412.58, "text": " Spuckers."}, {"start": 19412.58, "end": 19413.58, "text": " Bro, where did all the Druze food go?"}, {"start": 19413.58, "end": 19414.58, "text": " It was real life food."}, {"start": 19414.58, "end": 19415.58, "text": " Bro, I'm about to lose my shit."}, {"start": 19415.58, "end": 19416.58, "text": " Bro, where did all the Druze food go?"}, {"start": 19416.58, "end": 19417.58, "text": " It was real life food."}, {"start": 19417.58, "end": 19428.58, "text": " Bro, I'm about to lose my shit."}, {"start": 19428.58, "end": 19454.86, "text": " No, we gotta be busy."}, {"start": 19454.86, "end": 19455.86, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 19455.86, "end": 19456.86, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 19456.86, "end": 19458.86, "text": " Where are they put it bro?"}, {"start": 19459.66, "end": 19462.86, "text": " Like how would they already remove everything?"}, {"start": 19463.66, "end": 19465.66, "text": " I don't understand"}, {"start": 19471.100000000002, "end": 19473.100000000002, "text": " Yo Ron"}, {"start": 19477.74, "end": 19479.74, "text": " I'm live"}, {"start": 19480.86, "end": 19483.420000000002, "text": " Bro, you know where the fucking drew put all the food"}, {"start": 19486.86, "end": 19500.62, "text": " Wait, let me take a picture of you, bro, I'm not even kidding, bro, Jason, you get it?"}, {"start": 19500.62, "end": 19508.14, "text": " No, no, no, you're fried right now, I'm not even kidding, bro, no, I'm actually serious,"}, {"start": 19508.14, "end": 19510.14, "text": " but you're actually fried."}, {"start": 19510.14, "end": 19515.14, "text": " No, I'm dead-handed, so you look, look, bro."}, {"start": 19515.14, "end": 19516.14, "text": " Nah, bro."}, {"start": 19516.14, "end": 19518.14, "text": " Your phone's fucked up, dawg."}, {"start": 19518.14, "end": 19520.14, "text": " No, your phone is fucked up."}, {"start": 19520.14, "end": 19522.14, "text": " Your phone's fucked up, dawg."}, {"start": 19522.14, "end": 19524.14, "text": " No, I swear."}, {"start": 19524.14, "end": 19526.14, "text": " I don't look like this, bro."}, {"start": 19526.14, "end": 19528.14, "text": " Your phone's got the filter on it."}, {"start": 19528.14, "end": 19530.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19530.14, "end": 19532.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19532.14, "end": 19534.14, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19534.14, "end": 19536.14, "text": " You're fried."}, {"start": 19536.14, "end": 19538.14, "text": " Oh my god, your face got fucked up when you got hot."}, {"start": 19538.14, "end": 19540.14, "text": " There's no way that's my real eye gap, bro."}, {"start": 19540.14, "end": 19542.14, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 19542.14, "end": 19544.14, "text": " No, the fuck is nice."}, {"start": 19544.14, "end": 19546.14, "text": " Yo, let's go look for food"}, {"start": 19558.059999999998, "end": 19561.42, "text": " Where's like stash of like yeah, like real good food"}, {"start": 19563.739999999998, "end": 19568.54, "text": " Okay, I think it might be downstairs. You look right let's go. It's good to take the kitchen"}, {"start": 19568.54, "end": 19575.06, "text": " Huh the kitchen I did I was just in the kitchen bro are you fried so I"}, {"start": 19576.34, "end": 19581.34, "text": " Don't think I bro. I got I don't even know what number I got you but I'm fucked up"}, {"start": 19583.38, "end": 19586.82, "text": " Ew she kind of tastes like resident evil food"}, {"start": 19588.34, "end": 19590.34, "text": " Let's give you a chatter"}, {"start": 19598.54, "end": 19602.260000000002, "text": " Where is the food bro?"}, {"start": 19602.260000000002, "end": 19603.760000000002, "text": " This food over here?"}, {"start": 19603.760000000002, "end": 19605.600000000002, "text": " No, that's Japanese banan-ish."}, {"start": 19605.600000000002, "end": 19606.600000000002, "text": " Come on bro."}, {"start": 19606.600000000002, "end": 19608.600000000002, "text": " How did you try it bro?"}, {"start": 19608.600000000002, "end": 19609.600000000002, "text": " There's this."}, {"start": 19609.600000000002, "end": 19611.100000000002, "text": " That seems actually nasty."}, {"start": 19611.100000000002, "end": 19612.100000000002, "text": " It tastes like cricket."}, {"start": 19612.100000000002, "end": 19613.100000000002, "text": " Cricket toast."}, {"start": 19613.100000000002, "end": 19616.100000000002, "text": " Let's look around bro, come on."}, {"start": 19616.100000000002, "end": 19619.100000000002, "text": " I need to have some dog treats for this real food."}, {"start": 19619.100000000002, "end": 19622.100000000002, "text": " Yo, that's Coco's fucking food."}, {"start": 19622.100000000002, "end": 19625.100000000002, "text": " Who the fuck is Coco?"}, {"start": 19625.100000000002, "end": 19627.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19634.300000000003, "end": 19636.300000000003, "text": " Know you're doing the right angle right?"}, {"start": 19652.54, "end": 19654.54, "text": " Who's downstairs"}, {"start": 19655.100000000002, "end": 19657.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19659.000000000004, "end": 19661.000000000004, "text": " Scared the shit out of you"}, {"start": 19664.58, "end": 19666.58, "text": " No, I hear someone else there's"}, {"start": 19668.74, "end": 19675.760000000002, "text": " There's no prep and lacy you should eat it. Oh my god. No, I hate me mad. No, I couldn't be downstairs. You just see what's that stairs"}, {"start": 19677.440000000002, "end": 19679.440000000002, "text": " Maybe they have your food brother your food"}, {"start": 19680.340000000004, "end": 19682.340000000004, "text": " No, they have your food"}, {"start": 19682.340000000004, "end": 19684.620000000003, "text": " They're saying it's choco clocks girls, bro"}, {"start": 19685.100000000002, "end": 19694.06, "text": " I can't make sure you look good hold on, I'm gonna make sure you look good oh no you"}, {"start": 19694.06, "end": 19695.06, "text": " can't go that."}, {"start": 19695.06, "end": 19696.06, "text": " Chase, you look at the camera?"}, {"start": 19696.06, "end": 19697.06, "text": " No, I'm, I'm not serious."}, {"start": 19697.06, "end": 19698.06, "text": " That's not me, bro."}, {"start": 19698.06, "end": 19699.06, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 19699.06, "end": 19700.06, "text": " No, we gotta go, we gotta go now, we gotta go now."}, {"start": 19700.06, "end": 19701.06, "text": " No, I can't make it."}, {"start": 19701.06, "end": 19702.06, "text": " Oh, you can't do it."}, {"start": 19702.06, "end": 19703.06, "text": " No, it wasn't bro."}, {"start": 19703.06, "end": 19706.5, "text": " No we gotta go now, we gotta go now."}, {"start": 19706.5, "end": 19708.5, "text": " I can't believe I came back."}, {"start": 19708.5, "end": 19710.5, "text": " Oh shit dude."}, {"start": 19710.5, "end": 19712.5, "text": " No it wasn't him bro."}, {"start": 19715.5, "end": 19717.5, "text": " Where's the food bro?"}, {"start": 19723.5, "end": 19724.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19724.5, "end": 19726.5, "text": " What the fuck is this thing about bro?"}, {"start": 19726.5, "end": 19728.5, "text": " I'm gonna get mad bro."}, {"start": 19728.5, "end": 19730.5, "text": " It's me momma."}, {"start": 19733.06, "end": 19734.06, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 19734.06, "end": 19735.06, "text": " The fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 19735.06, "end": 19740.06, "text": " Why is there a group of people in your house?"}, {"start": 19740.06, "end": 19744.120000000003, "text": " This stuff in our fucking basement?"}, {"start": 19744.120000000003, "end": 19756.9, "text": " Yeah, it's like, if you can't do anything about it, you're dead."}, {"start": 19756.9, "end": 19760.9, "text": " Just stuff in our fucking basement."}, {"start": 19760.9, "end": 19761.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19761.9, "end": 19764.9, "text": " Well, you can't go down, Jason."}, {"start": 19764.9, "end": 19766.9, "text": " Bro, hold on."}, {"start": 19766.9, "end": 19767.9, "text": " Make sure you look good."}, {"start": 19767.9, "end": 19769.9, "text": " Jason, look."}, {"start": 19769.9, "end": 19771.9, "text": " Jason, you can't go down."}, {"start": 19771.9, "end": 19772.9, "text": " You can't go down."}, {"start": 19772.9, "end": 19773.9, "text": " You look crazy."}, {"start": 19773.9, "end": 19775.9, "text": " That's not what I look like, bro."}, {"start": 19775.9, "end": 19777.9, "text": " You look crazy."}, {"start": 19777.9, "end": 19779.9, "text": " That's not what I look like, bro."}, {"start": 19779.9, "end": 19781.9, "text": " That's not what I look like."}, {"start": 19781.9, "end": 19785.9, "text": " I'll just maybe ask that they know where the food is."}, {"start": 19785.9, "end": 19788.86, "text": " ask you guys know where the food is"}, {"start": 19788.86, "end": 19791.86, "text": " I might lose some weight right in my head"}, {"start": 19791.86, "end": 19794.86, "text": " hey did you know where the food is?"}, {"start": 19794.86, "end": 19795.86, "text": " down here"}, {"start": 19795.86, "end": 19797.86, "text": " there's food down here?"}, {"start": 19797.86, "end": 19800.86, "text": " what type of food though?"}, {"start": 19800.86, "end": 19801.86, "text": " it's a trap bro"}, {"start": 19801.86, "end": 19803.86, "text": " oh it's a trap"}, {"start": 19803.86, "end": 19805.86, "text": " what type of snacks?"}, {"start": 19810.86, "end": 19812.86, "text": " I'm just in this camera man, come on"}, {"start": 19812.86, "end": 19814.86, "text": " my god bro, it's my god"}, {"start": 19815.9, "end": 19825.100000000002, "text": " No, I don't want to eat around what lacy guy going on, you know what I mean like have y'all been revealed yet"}, {"start": 19826.22, "end": 19828.22, "text": " They can't even see"}, {"start": 19830.18, "end": 19832.7, "text": " All right, let's go upstairs, bro. You're not gonna be snacks"}, {"start": 19834.02, "end": 19839.300000000003, "text": " It's a trap. It's a trap, bro. All of a sudden all of a sudden you're gonna be in thumbnails on Instagram posts"}, {"start": 19839.3, "end": 19844.62, "text": " I'm gonna call a pussy, bro"}, {"start": 19851.66, "end": 19855.66, "text": " Is that we're definitely not gonna have bit rate down there you're already here on orange right now"}, {"start": 19856.62, "end": 19858.62, "text": " And you can't go down, bro"}, {"start": 19860.46, "end": 19866.78, "text": " I go bro, I just don't want to like mess up laces shit. All right, so I won't film them. You don't mean home"}, {"start": 19866.78, "end": 19868.78, "text": " I'll just film you"}, {"start": 19869.3, "end": 19873.3, "text": " Alright, I'm just going to film you. I'm going to try not to film you."}, {"start": 19873.3, "end": 19875.3, "text": " Alright, I'll let you know."}, {"start": 19875.3, "end": 19877.3, "text": " I got my dog, so..."}, {"start": 19877.3, "end": 19879.3, "text": " Alright, you're just going to get snacks."}, {"start": 19889.3, "end": 19891.3, "text": " You lost your bit right there."}, {"start": 19891.3, "end": 19901.3, "text": " wait for me wait it's kind of bad"}, {"start": 19901.3, "end": 19906.3, "text": " they got gold in there"}, {"start": 19906.3, "end": 19912.3, "text": " they're smashing our good food bro"}, {"start": 19912.3, "end": 19914.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19915.8, "end": 19920.82, "text": " Can't even see it. We lost there right again. You just got it. Please. I'm back"}, {"start": 19923.82, "end": 19926.18, "text": " See this is familiar faces down here"}, {"start": 19929.86, "end": 19931.86, "text": " Take over"}, {"start": 19942.3, "end": 19946.44, "text": " or or baby all of the"}, {"start": 19946.44, "end": 19950.44, "text": " well"}, {"start": 19950.44, "end": 19955.44, "text": " what"}, {"start": 19955.44, "end": 19957.44, "text": " I just like the water too"}, {"start": 19957.44, "end": 19959.44, "text": " yeah do everything bro wait"}, {"start": 19959.44, "end": 19961.44, "text": " wait look at me over"}, {"start": 19961.44, "end": 19963.44, "text": " I gotta make sure you look over"}, {"start": 19963.44, "end": 19965.44, "text": " yo jesus no I'm serious bro"}, {"start": 19965.44, "end": 19966.44, "text": " no I am"}, {"start": 19966.44, "end": 19968.44, "text": " no Jason I'm dead ass"}, {"start": 19968.44, "end": 19975.559999999998, "text": " No, I'm serious, bro, wait, let me take me"}, {"start": 19977.8, "end": 19979.8, "text": " There's no way right"}, {"start": 19983.68, "end": 19985.68, "text": " How does she look normal"}, {"start": 19998.44, "end": 20000.44, "text": " Wait, one of the..."}, {"start": 20000.44, "end": 20002.44, "text": " Oh my god, your eyes are fucked up too, look."}, {"start": 20002.44, "end": 20005.44, "text": " No, they're not, Mono. My eyes are not normal, no."}, {"start": 20005.44, "end": 20007.44, "text": " No, that's not normal."}, {"start": 20007.44, "end": 20009.44, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 20009.44, "end": 20010.44, "text": " That's not normal."}, {"start": 20010.44, "end": 20011.44, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 20011.44, "end": 20012.44, "text": " No, I'm positive."}, {"start": 20012.44, "end": 20013.44, "text": " Isn't that looks like you?"}, {"start": 20013.44, "end": 20015.44, "text": " That's not me."}, {"start": 20015.44, "end": 20017.44, "text": " See, that's that's..."}, {"start": 20017.44, "end": 20019.44, "text": " See, this is me normal."}, {"start": 20019.44, "end": 20021.44, "text": " This is me normal."}, {"start": 20021.44, "end": 20023.44, "text": " This is not me normal."}, {"start": 20023.44, "end": 20025.44, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 20025.44, "end": 20027.44, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 20027.44, "end": 20029.44, "text": " I don't know, really?"}, {"start": 20029.44, "end": 20031.44, "text": " Come on, now."}, {"start": 20031.44, "end": 20033.44, "text": " That's not really the worst game."}, {"start": 20033.44, "end": 20035.44, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 20035.44, "end": 20037.44, "text": " Man, I'm caught."}, {"start": 20037.44, "end": 20039.44, "text": " Nah, I just cannot."}, {"start": 20039.44, "end": 20041.44, "text": " You're not a professional."}, {"start": 20041.44, "end": 20043.44, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 20043.44, "end": 20045.44, "text": " Yeah, I need some of the silence."}, {"start": 20045.44, "end": 20047.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20047.44, "end": 20049.44, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 20049.44, "end": 20051.44, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20051.44, "end": 20053.44, "text": " Just tell me a reason."}, {"start": 20053.44, "end": 20057.059999999998, "text": " Tell me you're refilling all the snacks you've got."}, {"start": 20057.059999999998, "end": 20061.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm just telling you that you're refilling everything and you'll be right back."}, {"start": 20061.52, "end": 20062.52, "text": " Make it quick though."}, {"start": 20062.52, "end": 20063.52, "text": " Make it quick."}, {"start": 20063.52, "end": 20064.52, "text": " Don't make it obvious."}, {"start": 20094.52, "end": 20100.02, "text": " Yo, you should have seen the look on one of their faces, bro."}, {"start": 20100.02, "end": 20102.82, "text": " But, no, your face looked the craziest though."}, {"start": 20102.82, "end": 20103.82, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 20103.82, "end": 20104.920000000002, "text": " Like I'm dead after it."}, {"start": 20104.920000000002, "end": 20106.52, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 20106.52, "end": 20108.02, "text": " No, I'm dead after it."}, {"start": 20108.02, "end": 20109.02, "text": " That's not me."}, {"start": 20109.02, "end": 20110.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20113.02, "end": 20115.02, "text": " Tana, what the fuck was this?"}, {"start": 20115.02, "end": 20116.02, "text": " Bro, what is this?"}, {"start": 20116.02, "end": 20118.02, "text": " Shatter and shatter and sour cream."}, {"start": 20118.02, "end": 20120.02, "text": " Try that bad boy out."}, {"start": 20120.02, "end": 20122.02, "text": " Open that bad boy out, man."}, {"start": 20122.02, "end": 20124.02, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 20124.52, "end": 20133.52, "text": " Oh my god, they're snitching."}, {"start": 20133.52, "end": 20134.52, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20134.52, "end": 20135.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20135.52, "end": 20136.52, "text": " You gotta refill it."}, {"start": 20136.52, "end": 20139.52, "text": " Put some like, put like vegetables."}, {"start": 20139.52, "end": 20146.52, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 20146.52, "end": 20149.52, "text": " Put like..."}, {"start": 20149.52, "end": 20152.52, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 20152.52, "end": 20157.52, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 20157.52, "end": 20159.52, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 20159.52, "end": 20163.52, "text": " Just put whatever you think bro."}, {"start": 20163.52, "end": 20168.52, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 20168.52, "end": 20171.52, "text": " Let's see what else we got here."}, {"start": 20171.52, "end": 20174.52, "text": " Maybe a frozen pizza."}, {"start": 20174.52, "end": 20176.52, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 20183.52, "end": 20185.52, "text": " Okay, you gotta open the pizza."}, {"start": 20185.52, "end": 20187.52, "text": " You gotta open this, though."}, {"start": 20187.52, "end": 20189.52, "text": " You gotta open it, we don't have space."}, {"start": 20189.52, "end": 20191.52, "text": " Open the pizza, put it in."}, {"start": 20198.52, "end": 20215.96, "text": " Just wasting food, how do I tell you this is been in here since we moved in?"}, {"start": 20215.96, "end": 20237.079999999998, "text": " Don't make it hot, don't make it hot, they ask what it is, and we're like, hey, let's"}, {"start": 20237.08, "end": 20239.08, "text": " I'm just gonna be like, refill!"}, {"start": 20245.08, "end": 20247.08, "text": " Refill refill refill!"}, {"start": 20247.08, "end": 20248.08, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 20256.08, "end": 20259.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put it in the, uh, break room."}, {"start": 20261.08, "end": 20262.08, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 20262.08, "end": 20265.54, "text": " No, they're actually gonna love this."}, {"start": 20265.54, "end": 20266.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20266.54, "end": 20267.54, "text": " This is love, Jay."}, {"start": 20267.54, "end": 20268.54, "text": " They pulled my head to the ground."}, {"start": 20268.54, "end": 20269.54, "text": " I'm bored of this."}, {"start": 20269.54, "end": 20270.54, "text": " What do you guys recommend?"}, {"start": 20270.54, "end": 20271.54, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 20271.54, "end": 20272.54, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 20272.54, "end": 20275.54, "text": " There's no actual way that's what you brought back."}, {"start": 20275.54, "end": 20277.54, "text": " That's where it pickles."}, {"start": 20277.54, "end": 20278.960000000003, "text": " And, and, uh, beef."}, {"start": 20278.960000000003, "end": 20282.160000000003, "text": " So you took our chips and you brought us back."}, {"start": 20282.160000000003, "end": 20283.160000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20283.160000000003, "end": 20289.22, "text": " Um, I don't know what you guys are doing."}, {"start": 20289.22, "end": 20295.66, "text": " Listen because I know that there's a lot there's not a lot of protein snacks"}, {"start": 20296.06, "end": 20299.68, "text": " So I wanted to give y'all be considerate give y'all something that considers"}, {"start": 20311.100000000002, "end": 20313.100000000002, "text": " That's why"}, {"start": 20319.22, "end": 20320.22, "text": " if you need it."}, {"start": 20320.22, "end": 20321.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20321.22, "end": 20322.22, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 20322.22, "end": 20323.22, "text": " Okay, so how are you serving us?"}, {"start": 20323.22, "end": 20325.22, "text": " I'm gonna give you some food."}, {"start": 20325.22, "end": 20327.22, "text": " Because I already gave you one of those too."}, {"start": 20327.22, "end": 20329.22, "text": " Okay, well, do you eat this?"}, {"start": 20329.22, "end": 20331.22, "text": " Me no speaking less."}, {"start": 20331.22, "end": 20333.22, "text": " You no, you no slid."}, {"start": 20333.22, "end": 20335.22, "text": " For example, a dish."}, {"start": 20335.22, "end": 20337.22, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 20337.22, "end": 20339.22, "text": " I'm chasing Carl."}, {"start": 20339.22, "end": 20341.22, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 20341.22, "end": 20354.22, "text": " Nice. Good shit, kid."}, {"start": 20354.22, "end": 20356.22, "text": " You're a fucking stupid girl, bro."}, {"start": 20356.22, "end": 20359.22, "text": " You're a good fucking dude."}, {"start": 20359.22, "end": 20362.22, "text": " You're a good fucking dude."}, {"start": 20362.22, "end": 20365.22, "text": " That was great, man."}, {"start": 20365.22, "end": 20368.22, "text": " You're a good fucking guy, bro."}, {"start": 20368.22, "end": 20370.22, "text": " We fucking did it, man."}, {"start": 20370.22, "end": 20372.22, "text": " Bro, you should have seen the look on your face."}, {"start": 20372.22, "end": 20372.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20372.72, "end": 20374.22, "text": " No, I actually got a nice skirt."}, {"start": 20374.22, "end": 20375.22, "text": " I got like..."}, {"start": 20375.22, "end": 20377.22, "text": " You seen it, okay?"}, {"start": 20377.22, "end": 20378.72, "text": " Yeah, bro, you look good."}, {"start": 20378.72, "end": 20380.22, "text": " I'm not so..."}, {"start": 20380.22, "end": 20381.72, "text": " You look good."}, {"start": 20381.72, "end": 20383.22, "text": " Don't play it loud."}, {"start": 20383.22, "end": 20384.72, "text": " Nothing, bro."}, {"start": 20388.22, "end": 20389.72, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 20389.72, "end": 20391.22, "text": " I gotta wash my hands."}, {"start": 20391.22, "end": 20393.22, "text": " Bro, but where's the real food?"}, {"start": 20393.22, "end": 20394.72, "text": " Like, do..."}, {"start": 20394.72, "end": 20396.72, "text": " Do you have real food?"}, {"start": 20400.22, "end": 20406.82, "text": " Why would you lick the fucking salmonella off your fucking hand?"}, {"start": 20406.82, "end": 20409.38, "text": " No, because I had it on my lips."}, {"start": 20409.38, "end": 20411.86, "text": " I mean, you fixed that shit."}, {"start": 20411.86, "end": 20413.86, "text": " Freaky ass."}, {"start": 20413.86, "end": 20415.460000000003, "text": " They're saying Drew wants to collab."}, {"start": 20415.460000000003, "end": 20416.460000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20416.460000000003, "end": 20417.460000000003, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 20417.460000000003, "end": 20418.460000000003, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 20418.460000000003, "end": 20420.460000000003, "text": " I've been waiting on Drew."}, {"start": 20420.460000000003, "end": 20423.460000000003, "text": " I wanted to get a collab with him."}, {"start": 20423.460000000003, "end": 20424.98, "text": " You really just stole their snacks."}, {"start": 20424.98, "end": 20426.460000000003, "text": " See, I give it back now."}, {"start": 20426.460000000003, "end": 20427.460000000003, "text": " Bro, no."}, {"start": 20427.460000000003, "end": 20428.460000000003, "text": " I give it back now."}, {"start": 20428.460000000003, "end": 20429.460000000003, "text": " Is that right?"}, {"start": 20429.46, "end": 20431.46, "text": " I don't care about that, they can figure that out."}, {"start": 20433.46, "end": 20435.46, "text": " What the fuck is through?"}, {"start": 20439.46, "end": 20441.46, "text": " Why do I know?"}, {"start": 20441.46, "end": 20443.46, "text": " Bro, are you not hungry?"}, {"start": 20443.46, "end": 20445.46, "text": " Uh, I'm wrong."}, {"start": 20447.46, "end": 20449.46, "text": " I don't get it, it looks like a whole table full of like McDonald's."}, {"start": 20449.46, "end": 20451.46, "text": " The thing is in the garage."}, {"start": 20452.46, "end": 20454.46, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 20454.46, "end": 20456.46, "text": " There's no bit right down there."}, {"start": 20459.46, "end": 20462.739999999998, "text": " might be GG's for me and Brown you got to win your game"}, {"start": 20462.739999999998, "end": 20466.899999999998, "text": " my game the ball and you didn't win"}, {"start": 20466.899999999998, "end": 20470.3, "text": " I did you didn't win you have to win three"}, {"start": 20470.3, "end": 20474.3, "text": " oh no you can't scam"}, {"start": 20474.3, "end": 20477.86, "text": " the ball come on you got to go"}, {"start": 20477.86, "end": 20481.42, "text": " I'm not going to hunt scavenging"}, {"start": 20481.42, "end": 20486.42, "text": " for more snacks"}, {"start": 20489.46, "end": 20492.46, "text": " Never, never been with a nice sexy boy."}, {"start": 20495.46, "end": 20496.46, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 20496.46, "end": 20497.46, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 20498.46, "end": 20500.46, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 20500.46, "end": 20501.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20501.46, "end": 20502.46, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 20502.46, "end": 20505.46, "text": " You actually have to fucking slap on him!"}, {"start": 20505.46, "end": 20508.46, "text": " Don't move, don't move, don't move."}, {"start": 20508.46, "end": 20511.46, "text": " I can't see you, girl."}, {"start": 20511.46, "end": 20518.46, "text": " Jason, I'm telling you, don't move too fast!"}, {"start": 20521.46, "end": 20522.46, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 20522.46, "end": 20523.46, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 20523.46, "end": 20524.46, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 20524.46, "end": 20525.46, "text": " You gotta go."}, {"start": 20525.46, "end": 20526.46, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 20526.46, "end": 20527.46, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20527.46, "end": 20528.46, "text": " We gotta go."}, {"start": 20528.46, "end": 20529.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20529.46, "end": 20530.46, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20530.46, "end": 20531.46, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 20531.46, "end": 20532.46, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 20532.46, "end": 20533.46, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 20533.46, "end": 20537.46, "text": " There's gotta be more space in here."}, {"start": 20537.46, "end": 20539.46, "text": " Maybe we'll be in a bar."}, {"start": 20539.46, "end": 20543.46, "text": " He'll drive me a funky car, maybe he won't need it, but..."}, {"start": 20546.46, "end": 20547.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20547.46, "end": 20549.46, "text": " Oh my god, Suki's room, bro."}, {"start": 20549.46, "end": 20550.46, "text": " Go ask."}, {"start": 20552.46, "end": 20553.46, "text": " Dude, just go ask Suki."}, {"start": 20553.46, "end": 20554.46, "text": " Go ask Suki."}, {"start": 20555.46, "end": 20556.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20562.46, "end": 20563.46, "text": " Just see if Suki will care."}, {"start": 20563.46, "end": 20564.46, "text": " Just see if Suki will care."}, {"start": 20569.46, "end": 20571.46, "text": " Yo, Silky!"}, {"start": 20573.46, "end": 20575.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20575.46, "end": 20577.46, "text": " Can I come in?"}, {"start": 20577.46, "end": 20579.46, "text": " Silky!"}, {"start": 20581.46, "end": 20583.46, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20583.46, "end": 20585.46, "text": " He went to the bathroom."}, {"start": 20585.46, "end": 20587.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20587.46, "end": 20589.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20589.46, "end": 20591.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20591.46, "end": 20593.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20593.46, "end": 20595.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20595.46, "end": 20597.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20597.46, "end": 20600.3, "text": " He went to the front door."}, {"start": 20600.3, "end": 20601.3, "text": " Yo, Silky!"}, {"start": 20601.3, "end": 20603.62, "text": " I've been coming real quick."}, {"start": 20603.62, "end": 20604.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20604.62, "end": 20607.62, "text": " I was just like, just, it's no use."}, {"start": 20607.62, "end": 20608.62, "text": " I'm regardless."}, {"start": 20608.62, "end": 20609.62, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 20609.62, "end": 20613.219999999998, "text": " Let me get, let me get, let me get, I'm proud, bro."}, {"start": 20613.219999999998, "end": 20614.219999999998, "text": " I've seen some good snacks, bro."}, {"start": 20614.219999999998, "end": 20615.219999999998, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 20615.219999999998, "end": 20616.219999999998, "text": " I'll get us some more."}, {"start": 20616.219999999998, "end": 20617.219999999998, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 20617.219999999998, "end": 20618.219999999998, "text": " Oh, I've got a tourney this evening."}, {"start": 20618.219999999998, "end": 20622.62, "text": " He just came and ran and sat in my fucking room and I actually cleared all my fucking"}, {"start": 20622.62, "end": 20623.62, "text": " stuff."}, {"start": 20623.62, "end": 20624.62, "text": " They had nothing to do with me though, right?"}, {"start": 20624.62, "end": 20625.62, "text": " When you did have an ocean, actually."}, {"start": 20625.62, "end": 20626.62, "text": " I mean, I had a fucking ocean."}, {"start": 20626.62, "end": 20628.62, "text": " to have a fucking sour patch."}, {"start": 20628.62, "end": 20631.62, "text": " I mean for again I'll be sure to snap you."}, {"start": 20631.62, "end": 20633.62, "text": " That you dead ass came in here."}, {"start": 20633.62, "end": 20635.62, "text": " Every fucking snap."}, {"start": 20635.62, "end": 20637.62, "text": " So can you look at me Rick?"}, {"start": 20637.62, "end": 20639.62, "text": " What the fuck is going on bro in this house?"}, {"start": 20639.62, "end": 20641.62, "text": " I'm telling you bro, there's something,"}, {"start": 20641.62, "end": 20643.62, "text": " you guys are fucking..."}, {"start": 20643.62, "end": 20645.62, "text": " I'm tasting myself a Z-Z on bro."}, {"start": 20645.62, "end": 20647.62, "text": " I'm just drunk bro."}, {"start": 20647.62, "end": 20649.62, "text": " I got a sour punch maybe."}, {"start": 20649.62, "end": 20651.62, "text": " Oh you got one left."}, {"start": 20651.62, "end": 20653.62, "text": " Why is Silkie sucking in?"}, {"start": 20653.62, "end": 20655.62, "text": " And then, you know I'm sucking in."}, {"start": 20685.62, "end": 20687.62, "text": " Don't do that. Don't say that."}, {"start": 20687.62, "end": 20689.62, "text": " What were you doing?"}, {"start": 20689.62, "end": 20691.62, "text": " I was doing valourate."}, {"start": 20691.62, "end": 20693.62, "text": " Every dead on valourate or every ground"}, {"start": 20693.62, "end": 20695.62, "text": " is a hit as a pain."}, {"start": 20695.62, "end": 20697.62, "text": " Oh, you died?"}, {"start": 20697.62, "end": 20699.62, "text": " Oh, you died."}, {"start": 20699.62, "end": 20701.62, "text": " Cause he's trashed."}, {"start": 20701.62, "end": 20703.62, "text": " No, it's not slimming my eyes, bro."}, {"start": 20703.62, "end": 20705.62, "text": " Let me take a normal picture."}, {"start": 20705.62, "end": 20707.62, "text": " Let me see it. Let me see it."}, {"start": 20707.62, "end": 20709.62, "text": " Stop, don't, you're breaking the fourth wall."}, {"start": 20709.62, "end": 20711.62, "text": " I'm not here right now. I'm just a cameraman."}, {"start": 20711.62, "end": 20713.62, "text": " Guys, what the hell is this?"}, {"start": 20713.62, "end": 20715.62, "text": " you know how they are more?"}, {"start": 20716.62, "end": 20718.62, "text": " Why you stand like that?"}, {"start": 20723.62, "end": 20725.62, "text": " Why you say that?"}, {"start": 20725.62, "end": 20726.62, "text": " Why you say that?"}, {"start": 20726.62, "end": 20728.62, "text": " Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn."}, {"start": 20730.62, "end": 20734.62, "text": " Okay, okay, Ron, jeez, whoa."}, {"start": 20734.62, "end": 20736.62, "text": " Good girl."}, {"start": 20737.62, "end": 20738.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20738.62, "end": 20739.62, "text": " How we out?"}, {"start": 20739.62, "end": 20746.379999999997, "text": " Oh, did you know that the AC guy came and broke all the units today? Yeah, so now my room is at 90 degrees"}, {"start": 20747.18, "end": 20749.18, "text": " In the summer"}, {"start": 20749.579999999998, "end": 20753.579999999998, "text": " Everybody what can you come back? Whatever the fucking book you gotta come face"}, {"start": 20759.66, "end": 20762.34, "text": " So why do you come and break the units that was that was working"}, {"start": 20769.62, "end": 20775.62, "text": " No, no, no, no, all of them came here and touched on your word, bro, came here and touched on it, and I said, bro."}, {"start": 20775.62, "end": 20788.62, "text": " He said to me that the, he contacted the landlord and that the solar panels, they can't wait on Tesla anymore, so they have to wait."}, {"start": 20794.62, "end": 20796.62, "text": " So, wait, how long is this? How long is this?"}, {"start": 20796.62, "end": 20798.62, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 20799.62, "end": 20805.66, "text": " Because okay, cuz I know he's your words of armor to go back to myself. I'm a son of every single solo panel"}, {"start": 20807.379999999997, "end": 20811.899999999998, "text": " No, no, no, no, how now you'll tell him to come back and calibrate the solar panels until Friday"}, {"start": 20814.62, "end": 20816.62, "text": " No"}, {"start": 20820.82, "end": 20822.82, "text": " But oh, are we just not gonna say anything"}, {"start": 20822.82, "end": 20824.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20824.86, "end": 20831.94, "text": " Like how to hold tell that negative comeback and calibrate the citizens inhabitable is 90 degrees in in this house"}, {"start": 20834.82, "end": 20836.82, "text": " But I was being supportive"}, {"start": 20841.82, "end": 20844.0, "text": " Sorry, can you come over how to see some"}, {"start": 20846.18, "end": 20850.38, "text": " I need to show them a picture I didn't give me my phone Jerry fuck out"}, {"start": 20850.38, "end": 20855.5, "text": " I don't have time to be exerting energy when you fucking hooligans"}, {"start": 20856.16, "end": 20858.940000000002, "text": " While fucking 90 degrees. I don't have time to see you"}, {"start": 20863.760000000002, "end": 20867.66, "text": " Well nobody gets to this week I saw why are you tagging it we got"}, {"start": 20871.780000000002, "end": 20873.780000000002, "text": " What's this bullshit"}, {"start": 20874.86, "end": 20879.06, "text": " I said it I said it I said in your camera on it and then on me too"}, {"start": 20880.38, "end": 20887.38, "text": " do it. Oh, that is that simple. Yeah, big. What the fuck is that shit on the ground?"}, {"start": 20887.38, "end": 20893.06, "text": " So you say you didn't have this other thing that blessed you? I'm sorry. My day first"}, {"start": 20893.06, "end": 20898.98, "text": " and I've been with that. Fuck please. This is my kindness from taking that advantage"}, {"start": 20898.98, "end": 20900.98, "text": " I don't fuck up"}, {"start": 20903.86, "end": 20905.86, "text": " Stop this on your time. I bet"}, {"start": 20916.46, "end": 20918.46, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 20919.98, "end": 20921.98, "text": " This year"}, {"start": 20928.98, "end": 20935.98, "text": " You want to see what it looks like?"}, {"start": 20944.98, "end": 20946.98, "text": " Bro, it's bad."}, {"start": 20948.98, "end": 20950.98, "text": " Hey man, who the fuck told me this weed?"}, {"start": 20950.98, "end": 20952.98, "text": " That's not me."}, {"start": 20952.98, "end": 20957.98, "text": " Both. I got not that big."}, {"start": 20957.98, "end": 20959.98, "text": " That's not a daptest food."}, {"start": 20959.98, "end": 20961.98, "text": " I sported."}, {"start": 20961.98, "end": 20963.98, "text": " A daptest food?"}, {"start": 20963.98, "end": 20965.98, "text": " Yeah, I gotta go after this, bro."}, {"start": 20965.98, "end": 20968.98, "text": " You only got me camera ready for the next couple minutes."}, {"start": 20968.98, "end": 20970.98, "text": " Yo, I have a good prank idea."}, {"start": 20970.98, "end": 20973.98, "text": " Go downstairs with this and tell all the girls,"}, {"start": 20973.98, "end": 20975.98, "text": " say everyone, Eric, get the fuck out."}, {"start": 20978.98, "end": 20980.98, "text": " Man, that's a bad idea."}, {"start": 20980.98, "end": 20983.98, "text": " If you want I can set you up on some like cool shit, alright?"}, {"start": 20984.98, "end": 20985.98, "text": " Hold on, I'll move."}, {"start": 20985.98, "end": 20987.98, "text": " Oh, you can't find this tripod?"}, {"start": 20987.98, "end": 20988.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20988.98, "end": 20990.98, "text": " It's okay, I'll go the other side, bro."}, {"start": 20991.98, "end": 20992.98, "text": " Thank you, Steve and Ronaldo."}, {"start": 20992.98, "end": 20994.98, "text": " Just put it out here, right there."}, {"start": 21000.98, "end": 21001.98, "text": " W-ron, man."}, {"start": 21003.98, "end": 21004.98, "text": " Thank you for helping me."}, {"start": 21006.98, "end": 21008.98, "text": " I found a snap spell for you."}, {"start": 21008.98, "end": 21009.98, "text": " Kill me though."}, {"start": 21010.98, "end": 21012.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21018.34, "end": 21021.7, "text": " Does not mean I'm trying to tell Jason that this is"}, {"start": 21023.38, "end": 21029.06, "text": " Right if your weed is fucked up, I don't know what you smell. I have filter. No, I'm serious. Your shit is fucked up"}, {"start": 21033.06, "end": 21035.06, "text": " Maybe we'll meet at a bar"}, {"start": 21040.98, "end": 21043.98, "text": " I love that guy more."}, {"start": 21049.98, "end": 21053.98, "text": " I ain't gonna lie though, these munchies are bad, bro. Get fat."}, {"start": 21070.98, "end": 21079.38, "text": " Hey, bro, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I just didn't mean it last time it was so good though"}, {"start": 21082.7, "end": 21084.7, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 21086.66, "end": 21089.26, "text": " All right, but let's watch something chat"}, {"start": 21100.98, "end": 21104.88, "text": " I'm not going to watch Joe"}, {"start": 21104.88, "end": 21107.82, "text": " Barton."}, {"start": 21107.82, "end": 21111.48, "text": " Don't never about no weed from the gas station bro."}, {"start": 21111.48, "end": 21115.46, "text": " If the nigga having no context, don't never go to the gas station bro."}, {"start": 21115.46, "end": 21124.6, "text": " I want to."}, {"start": 21124.6, "end": 21125.6, "text": " Go chat."}, {"start": 21125.6, "end": 21126.6, "text": " I'm down to watch Joe Barton."}, {"start": 21126.6, "end": 21127.6, "text": " I haven't seen him for ten years."}, {"start": 21127.6, "end": 21130.14, "text": " Then I seen him again like around eighth grade."}, {"start": 21130.14, "end": 21132.14, "text": " then you can't really like, like..."}, {"start": 21132.14, "end": 21134.14, "text": " Therapy."}, {"start": 21134.14, "end": 21136.14, "text": " Judy, beyond the rage made."}, {"start": 21136.14, "end": 21138.14, "text": " J-Dab, losing love."}, {"start": 21138.14, "end": 21140.14, "text": " F**king fresher."}, {"start": 21148.14, "end": 21150.14, "text": " So, bye guys."}, {"start": 21150.14, "end": 21152.14, "text": " Wait, did they get an actual therapist?"}, {"start": 21152.14, "end": 21154.14, "text": " Make a relationship. It happened, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 21154.14, "end": 21156.14, "text": " So, it just ended up not just like,"}, {"start": 21156.14, "end": 21158.14, "text": " just not no connection."}, {"start": 21158.14, "end": 21163.22, "text": " That's okay, you know it happens. Yeah, I feel like I tried to talk to my dad, but he's like"}, {"start": 21163.22, "end": 21166.82, "text": " Oh, like there's no logic. Oh shit. Yeah"}, {"start": 21170.1, "end": 21174.46, "text": " You know what the most important part of it is this is a really good video"}, {"start": 21188.14, "end": 21192.94, "text": " I'm scared Jason they came to me and offered my main money for me and my fame"}, {"start": 21192.94, "end": 21198.3, "text": " and I don't know what to do should I have taken it they're asking me to do"}, {"start": 21198.3, "end": 21203.22, "text": " surveillance on you and I've been feeding them information for weeks"}, {"start": 21203.579999999998, "end": 21211.34, "text": " well yeah I'll be testing you to chat every night thousands of viewers pour"}, {"start": 21211.34, "end": 21215.26, "text": " into their favorite streamers chat together they decide what games get"}, {"start": 21215.260000000002, "end": 21219.420000000002, "text": " play, what videos get watched, and the streamers who keep them in a tent get paid."}, {"start": 21219.420000000002, "end": 21221.420000000002, "text": " WChat!"}, {"start": 21221.420000000002, "end": 21223.02, "text": " It sounds pretty easy, right?"}, {"start": 21223.02, "end": 21225.02, "text": " Just give the chat what it wants."}, {"start": 21225.02, "end": 21227.420000000002, "text": " The problem is, chat never wants just one thing."}, {"start": 21227.420000000002, "end": 21230.660000000003, "text": " There's thousands of people all asking for something different, and no matter what you"}, {"start": 21230.660000000003, "end": 21233.320000000003, "text": " do, some of them happy."}, {"start": 21233.320000000003, "end": 21236.620000000003, "text": " The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving."}, {"start": 21236.620000000003, "end": 21240.38, "text": " Because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the part of the sense of streaming."}, {"start": 21240.38, "end": 21243.88, "text": " You don't need 10,000 people hanging over a single man in the chat"}, {"start": 21245.02, "end": 21248.2, "text": " But what happens when the needs of the one what the fuck?"}, {"start": 21249.260000000002, "end": 21251.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21257.06, "end": 21260.02, "text": " Why are you so many hours in my chat, bro?"}, {"start": 21266.9, "end": 21268.9, "text": " Like your body"}, {"start": 21270.38, "end": 21272.38, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 21276.38, "end": 21278.38, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 21281.38, "end": 21283.38, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 21290.38, "end": 21291.38, "text": " Skip?"}, {"start": 21292.38, "end": 21294.38, "text": " Why didn't we get to watch the video?"}, {"start": 21300.38, "end": 21308.98, "text": " It's a joke."}, {"start": 21308.98, "end": 21311.3, "text": " Or a matter of life and death."}, {"start": 21311.3, "end": 21314.620000000003, "text": " My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025, losing my best friend"}, {"start": 21314.620000000003, "end": 21315.86, "text": " and person I loved most in the world."}, {"start": 21315.86, "end": 21318.82, "text": " I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living and I've been falling into a bad habit"}, {"start": 21318.82, "end": 21321.260000000002, "text": " of drug addiction leading me to some MBA in December."}, {"start": 21321.260000000002, "end": 21323.18, "text": " I don't want to be here anymore."}, {"start": 21323.18, "end": 21326.74, "text": " This is Joe Bartolozian and he's one of the only streamers that stops everything"}, {"start": 21326.74, "end": 21327.940000000002, "text": " when someone needs help."}, {"start": 21327.94, "end": 21333.219999999998, "text": " If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying this is vital, I am first and foremost going to read their message."}, {"start": 21333.219999999998, "end": 21337.059999999998, "text": " But when you do this, when you make yourself the person people turn to at their lowest,"}, {"start": 21337.059999999998, "end": 21339.379999999997, "text": " you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it."}, {"start": 21343.379999999997, "end": 21345.379999999997, "text": " Because now you're surrounded by darkness."}, {"start": 21345.379999999997, "end": 21348.899999999998, "text": " Today I decided to end everything, got a shotgun, can't find it in me to love myself."}, {"start": 21348.899999999998, "end": 21352.1, "text": " Now you're giving away pieces of yourself to everyone around you."}, {"start": 21352.1, "end": 21355.94, "text": " People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems? I can't."}, {"start": 21355.94, "end": 21358.52, "text": " Now, it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders."}, {"start": 21358.52, "end": 21359.48, "text": " Now I'm going!"}, {"start": 21359.48, "end": 21361.219999999998, "text": " Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start-"}, {"start": 21361.219999999998, "end": 21361.859999999997, "text": " It's off."}, {"start": 21361.859999999997, "end": 21364.42, "text": " That's a heavy weight to pick up, and we wanted to know why."}, {"start": 21364.42, "end": 21369.02, "text": " Who is Joe Bartolozzi, and why do you care so deeply about some of the things that you do?"}, {"start": 21369.739999999998, "end": 21370.719999999998, "text": " Um, would you-"}, {"start": 21370.719999999998, "end": 21372.719999999998, "text": " Maybe a little deep for 1030 in the morning?"}, {"start": 21373.16, "end": 21373.66, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 21373.94, "end": 21374.94, "text": " Nah, it's alright."}, {"start": 21377.239999999998, "end": 21382.079999999998, "text": " Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6th, 2002, and grew up in Southern New Jersey."}, {"start": 21382.94, "end": 21385.48, "text": " Joe wasn't the kid you'd picked to become famous on one."}, {"start": 21385.48, "end": 21387.94, "text": " He was just a holy bull's blood toad."}, {"start": 21387.94, "end": 21388.94, "text": " It's for everything."}, {"start": 21388.94, "end": 21390.44, "text": " Damn, fuckin' loser!"}, {"start": 21390.44, "end": 21394.64, "text": " That didn't really know how to change the role of his body, so that's why I was picked last."}, {"start": 21394.64, "end": 21396.84, "text": " But by high school, things started turning around."}, {"start": 21396.84, "end": 21401.54, "text": " He hit his growth spree, got into lifting, and went for being the kid nobody picked to legitimate athletes."}, {"start": 21401.54, "end": 21402.68, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 21402.68, "end": 21403.98, "text": " I wish that was me, bro!"}, {"start": 21403.98, "end": 21408.42, "text": " So by 2019, Joseph Track athlete at a Catholic prep school in New Jersey"}, {"start": 21408.42, "end": 21411.98, "text": " working part-time in a GNC, heading towards a completely normal life."}, {"start": 21411.98, "end": 21413.14, "text": " That'd be a mess."}, {"start": 21413.14, "end": 21416.26, "text": " And then a Chinese tech company bought a dying lip syncing app."}, {"start": 21416.26, "end": 21416.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21416.76, "end": 21421.76, "text": " TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world."}, {"start": 21421.76, "end": 21425.26, "text": " A Chinese company called ByteDance bought the relatively dead app Musically."}, {"start": 21425.26, "end": 21429.64, "text": " They gutted it, rebranded it, and on August 2nd, 2018, TikTok officially hit the app"}, {"start": 21429.64, "end": 21430.64, "text": " store."}, {"start": 21430.64, "end": 21431.64, "text": " TikTok."}, {"start": 21431.64, "end": 21432.64, "text": " TikTok."}, {"start": 21432.64, "end": 21435.36, "text": " Now early on, TikTok was mostly just the same creators who came over from Musically."}, {"start": 21435.36, "end": 21439.079999999998, "text": " So one of those cringy lip syncing videos and reputation they came with then carried"}, {"start": 21439.079999999998, "end": 21440.079999999998, "text": " straight over."}, {"start": 21440.08, "end": 21443.36, "text": " Going through your parents divorce is more fun than going through TikTok."}, {"start": 21443.36, "end": 21445.800000000003, "text": " For a while there, TikTok as a whole was pretty fringy."}, {"start": 21445.800000000003, "end": 21447.2, "text": " Yeah, I used to get made fun of."}, {"start": 21447.2, "end": 21450.320000000003, "text": " But even with that reputation, Joe figured he'd try it anyway."}, {"start": 21450.320000000003, "end": 21454.2, "text": " He posted his first TikTok in December of 2019, and it got a few hundred likes."}, {"start": 21454.2, "end": 21457.36, "text": " Which is nothing crazy, but it was enough to make him post another one."}, {"start": 21457.36, "end": 21458.24, "text": " And another one."}, {"start": 21458.24, "end": 21460.440000000002, "text": " And he just kept going."}, {"start": 21460.440000000002, "end": 21463.920000000002, "text": " Within a few months, he went from pointing at text on a screen to actual time."}, {"start": 21463.920000000002, "end": 21467.4, "text": " Ranting straight to the camera about whatever stupid thing pissed him off that day."}, {"start": 21467.4, "end": 21469.4, "text": " There's no looking left or right in the urinal out."}, {"start": 21469.4, "end": 21471.4, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 21473.4, "end": 21476.4, "text": " Damn, this is a crazy origin story."}, {"start": 21477.4, "end": 21480.4, "text": " I remember these videos, man, way back in the day."}, {"start": 21481.4, "end": 21483.4, "text": " This is where Joe carved out his lane."}, {"start": 21483.4, "end": 21489.4, "text": " He became the loud guy in the beanie who'd yell about people who drink sparkling water or crash out over some DIY store."}, {"start": 21489.4, "end": 21491.4, "text": " The coffee pot! Floating!"}, {"start": 21492.4, "end": 21495.4, "text": " By the time COVID hit, TikTok was becoming a mainstream platform."}, {"start": 21495.4, "end": 21499.600000000002, "text": " Finally, TikTokers were performing at NBA halftime shows or hanging with the Kardashians."}, {"start": 21499.600000000002, "end": 21502.760000000002, "text": " I mean, the D'Amelios were dropping a reality show on Hulu."}, {"start": 21502.760000000002, "end": 21505.600000000002, "text": " It was the biggest app in the world and Joe had gotten in early."}, {"start": 21505.600000000002, "end": 21509.960000000003, "text": " 6 months after you started posting, if I'm not mistaken, you had over a million followers"}, {"start": 21509.960000000003, "end": 21510.960000000003, "text": " on TikTok."}, {"start": 21510.960000000003, "end": 21518.84, "text": " 2020 TikTok, you could literally post anything and if it got any amount of views half"}, {"start": 21518.84, "end": 21520.640000000003, "text": " the people that saw it would follow you."}, {"start": 21520.640000000003, "end": 21523.920000000002, "text": " So now you've got a teenage guy fresh out of high school with millions of people"}, {"start": 21523.920000000002, "end": 21528.920000000002, "text": " watching us ever move. Me and Joe look like we have the same aura and stories."}, {"start": 21528.920000000002, "end": 21535.480000000003, "text": " It's not the same guys as like a Disney star, right? Because I was nowhere near that level,"}, {"start": 21535.480000000003, "end": 21543.24, "text": " but it's just the idea of like, I was a teenager that's getting clout, and I think 99% of the"}, {"start": 21543.24, "end": 21545.2, "text": " time, that's bad."}, {"start": 21545.2, "end": 21548.56, "text": " And Joe was no exception. All of those views, all that attention that comes with"}, {"start": 21548.56, "end": 21551.000000000004, "text": " internet fame, it went straight to his head."}, {"start": 21551.0, "end": 21555.32, "text": " I went for being a really insecure, it was like polar opposites, right?"}, {"start": 21555.32, "end": 21556.28, "text": " And I had to find the medium."}, {"start": 21556.28, "end": 21560.12, "text": " Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like middle school, early high school."}, {"start": 21560.44, "end": 21563.28, "text": " To a point where like I started working out, I started doing this."}, {"start": 21563.68, "end": 21566.48, "text": " And then it went like full flop to like narcissism."}, {"start": 21566.72, "end": 21570.28, "text": " And so it was like an obsession with myself because of insecurity"}, {"start": 21570.76, "end": 21574.16, "text": " that then inflated my ego and I'm like, oh, I'm awesome."}, {"start": 21574.6, "end": 21577.76, "text": " And you can see it in the content from that era, the captions, the added."}, {"start": 21578.0, "end": 21580.36, "text": " So you got ego."}, {"start": 21580.36, "end": 21584.72, "text": " How's these footloose at I won? Joe Bartoluzzi naked."}, {"start": 21585.12, "end": 21587.24, "text": " Holy fuck, was he naked in the other picture too?"}, {"start": 21587.24, "end": 21588.760000000002, "text": " I'm like, oh, I'm awesome."}, {"start": 21589.2, "end": 21589.920000000002, "text": " And you can see it."}, {"start": 21590.68, "end": 21593.0, "text": " Bro, this dude Joe is a thirst rapper."}, {"start": 21593.8, "end": 21597.84, "text": " And the content from that era, the captions, the attitude, the way that he carried himself."}, {"start": 21597.84, "end": 21604.440000000002, "text": " Okay, so this is my proposal for any women out there that would like to participate in the holiday, but don't have anybody to resist them."}, {"start": 21604.440000000002, "end": 21605.28, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 21605.28, "end": 21607.68, "text": " This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like."}, {"start": 21607.68, "end": 21613.920000000002, "text": " That person in that facade I had to do to create that character actually became me for a short period of time."}, {"start": 21613.920000000002, "end": 21615.52, "text": " And I hate him, but as much as-"}, {"start": 21616.0, "end": 21617.12, "text": " Actually relatable."}, {"start": 21617.68, "end": 21618.88, "text": " Actually relatable, man."}, {"start": 21619.84, "end": 21621.44, "text": " Oh my god, that's relatable, bro."}, {"start": 21628.0, "end": 21629.760000000002, "text": " Joe hates this version of himself."}, {"start": 21629.760000000002, "end": 21631.52, "text": " He also kind of owes everything to him."}, {"start": 21631.52, "end": 21635.6, "text": " Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in his-"}, {"start": 21635.760000000002, "end": 21636.56, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 21637.68, "end": 21642.44, "text": " How am I far as, like, on my TikTok account, I had to play a character."}, {"start": 21645.44, "end": 21646.44, "text": " Same thing with Joe."}, {"start": 21646.64, "end": 21647.24, "text": " His career."}, {"start": 21647.28, "end": 21650.44, "text": " And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be the"}, {"start": 21650.44, "end": 21652.12, "text": " difference between success and failure."}, {"start": 21652.2, "end": 21655.6, "text": " You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work"}, {"start": 21655.6, "end": 21657.04, "text": " starting actually takes."}, {"start": 21657.12, "end": 21660.0, "text": " Building your website, setting up payments, all the boring stuff."}, {"start": 21660.28, "end": 21662.56, "text": " Most people don't quit because the idea was bad."}, {"start": 21662.8, "end": 21664.68, "text": " They quit because the setup got in the way."}, {"start": 21665.04, "end": 21666.08, "text": " That's where WOP comes in."}, {"start": 21666.08, "end": 21669.420000000002, "text": " WAP lets you launch your entire online business from one place."}, {"start": 21669.420000000002, "end": 21671.08, "text": " I was getting a big one out of that right now."}, {"start": 21671.08, "end": 21673.08, "text": " Or even service is not knowing where to start."}, {"start": 21673.08, "end": 21675.08, "text": " Head on over to WAP.com today."}, {"start": 21677.08, "end": 21679.58, "text": " But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build."}, {"start": 21679.58, "end": 21681.58, "text": " It started with diversifying his audience."}, {"start": 21681.58, "end": 21685.58, "text": " Because unlike YouTube or Twitch, your follower count is kind of empty on tip time."}, {"start": 21685.58, "end": 21688.08, "text": " You can have a million followers on there and make no money."}, {"start": 21688.08, "end": 21691.58, "text": " Because the platform simply doesn't pay its creators anything worthwhile."}, {"start": 21691.58, "end": 21695.08, "text": " Like I was probably making like what, 10k a year?"}, {"start": 21695.08, "end": 21697.24, "text": " And what I was making less than minimum wage."}, {"start": 21697.24, "end": 21702.960000000003, "text": " So in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year of college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch stream."}, {"start": 21702.960000000003, "end": 21705.54, "text": " I'm gonna start streaming video games on Twitch in a day or two."}, {"start": 21705.54, "end": 21710.460000000003, "text": " He's starting moving viewers from TikTok to Twitch, where he'd stream games like Rocket League and Fall Guys."}, {"start": 21710.460000000003, "end": 21712.56, "text": " Oh! I got it! I got it!"}, {"start": 21712.56, "end": 21715.440000000002, "text": " Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and post them to YouTube."}, {"start": 21715.440000000002, "end": 21719.0, "text": " By fall of that year, Joe was juggling multiple TikTok uploads a day,"}, {"start": 21719.0, "end": 21723.2, "text": " streaming on Twitch, making YouTube content, all while managing his classwork in college."}, {"start": 21723.2, "end": 21725.440000000002, "text": " What was the schedule like in Kala?"}, {"start": 21725.440000000002, "end": 21727.84, "text": " There's so much going on. How do you manage that?"}, {"start": 21727.84, "end": 21729.52, "text": " It was a lot."}, {"start": 21729.52, "end": 21733.52, "text": " Like, balancing streaming and college suck."}, {"start": 21733.52, "end": 21734.96, "text": " But it was so doable."}, {"start": 21734.96, "end": 21737.2, "text": " And I hate when streamers say,"}, {"start": 21737.2, "end": 21740.4, "text": " oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming."}, {"start": 21740.4, "end": 21742.4, "text": " Like, get the f... out of here."}, {"start": 21742.4, "end": 21743.760000000002, "text": " I was growing and..."}, {"start": 21745.68, "end": 21747.2, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, job."}, {"start": 21747.920000000002, "end": 21750.24, "text": " I didn't drop out while I was streaming."}, {"start": 21750.24, "end": 21752.4, "text": " But once I saw that I was successful in streaming,"}, {"start": 21752.4, "end": 21759.600000000002, "text": " That's when I dropped out completely different than, oh, let me go to school like oh, I want to stream"}, {"start": 21760.16, "end": 21762.16, "text": " and just drop out"}, {"start": 21763.2, "end": 21766.08, "text": " It's not the same shit not the same"}, {"start": 21770.480000000003, "end": 21779.4, "text": " In college the entire but very much props to bro Joe part graduating with psychology degree"}, {"start": 21779.4, "end": 21784.4, "text": " 3. Doug. That's hard as fuck."}, {"start": 21784.4, "end": 21789.4, "text": " 5. Thank you for 3 million followers. 4 million followers!"}, {"start": 21789.4, "end": 21791.4, "text": " Oh, velocity, momma."}, {"start": 21791.4, "end": 21795.4, "text": " For a joke with 5 million followers on TikTok, and just a few months after his first stream,"}, {"start": 21795.4, "end": 21800.4, "text": " Joe was pulling in nearly a thousand average viewers on Twitch."}, {"start": 21800.4, "end": 21805.4, "text": " Like, I was so obsessed with her porn."}, {"start": 21805.4, "end": 21811.9, "text": " Joe was constantly studying social media, trying to understand what made videos powerful, what people responded to, and why certain videos failed."}, {"start": 21811.9, "end": 21817.9, "text": " That confidence had turned into a full grown obsession, but because of it, Joe was starting to not like the person he said to me."}, {"start": 21817.9, "end": 21818.9, "text": " Oh, see."}, {"start": 21818.9, "end": 21822.9, "text": " I'm trying to map out where the ego kind of starts to disappear versus..."}, {"start": 21823.9, "end": 21827.4, "text": " Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like, holy, I gotta change?"}, {"start": 21827.4, "end": 21828.9, "text": " Yeah, I..."}, {"start": 21828.9, "end": 21833.4, "text": " I don't really... I don't think there was like an aha, right?"}, {"start": 21833.4, "end": 21841.480000000003, "text": " It wasn't like a light switch flip it was more over the span of like a six month period where I was like"}, {"start": 21841.480000000003, "end": 21843.480000000003, "text": " I'm kind of being a dickhead"}, {"start": 21844.88, "end": 21851.24, "text": " Coupled with a variety of things so I don't know if you can include this in the video. That's up to you. Um I"}, {"start": 21851.84, "end": 21856.480000000003, "text": " Tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about like that being a"}, {"start": 21856.72, "end": 21862.88, "text": " Like a genuine changing factor in their life because it's like okay cornball like that's what made you"}, {"start": 21863.4, "end": 21866.600000000002, "text": " You know really have that light switch, but I think it was like it was a part of it"}, {"start": 21866.68, "end": 21874.52, "text": " You know like it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten into and it made me reset to a point where I had to"}, {"start": 21874.920000000002, "end": 21876.920000000002, "text": " Kind of look in myself"}, {"start": 21877.32, "end": 21879.640000000003, "text": " A lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well"}, {"start": 21880.120000000003, "end": 21885.0, "text": " We're sharing ideas that you know, I may have heard but not resonated or understood fully"}, {"start": 21885.24, "end": 21888.04, "text": " It was so much like wow. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 21888.04, "end": 21890.04, "text": " Yeah, it's like, you go death."}, {"start": 21890.04, "end": 21893.56, "text": " I should kind of treat people in a way"}, {"start": 21893.56, "end": 21895.600000000002, "text": " that's like, this is our only life."}, {"start": 21895.600000000002, "end": 21897.920000000002, "text": " And I accredit my viewers."}, {"start": 21897.920000000002, "end": 21900.24, "text": " So does that mean just so I do streams?"}, {"start": 21902.52, "end": 21904.48, "text": " Maybe get it, you go death going."}, {"start": 21913.64, "end": 21914.48, "text": " I bet, bro."}, {"start": 21916.24, "end": 21917.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 21918.04, "end": 21919.4, "text": " Thank you, Chad."}, {"start": 21919.4, "end": 21921.84, "text": " A lot."}, {"start": 21921.84, "end": 21924.2, "text": " Because in that time, peer-searchable relationships"}, {"start": 21924.2, "end": 21926.48, "text": " built a little bit, which is bad."}, {"start": 21926.48, "end": 21928.84, "text": " But at the same time, there were people coming to me"}, {"start": 21928.84, "end": 21933.280000000002, "text": " for the first time going, I want to kill myself."}, {"start": 21933.280000000002, "end": 21934.760000000002, "text": " You are chatting to your last streamer"}, {"start": 21934.760000000002, "end": 21935.88, "text": " because you're ending it all."}, {"start": 21935.88, "end": 21938.48, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,"}, {"start": 21938.48, "end": 21939.96, "text": " whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 21939.96, "end": 21943.68, "text": " If there was a moment of like lock in, it was that."}, {"start": 21943.68, "end": 21944.32, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 21944.32, "end": 21945.68, "text": " One of my subs just said he's a-"}, {"start": 21945.68, "end": 21954.6, "text": " itself. Dude, do you need help? Because I was going, yeah, even though I'm 19, you know,"}, {"start": 21954.6, "end": 21961.96, "text": " there are people that actually look up to me in a way that's like, I need to be better."}, {"start": 21961.96, "end": 21969.56, "text": " Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no matter how bad it can get. Life is amazing."}, {"start": 21969.56, "end": 21971.56, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 21974.68, "end": 21976.68, "text": " Blood wig"}, {"start": 21977.4, "end": 21979.4, "text": " All right, bro"}, {"start": 21982.4, "end": 21985.72, "text": " Wait, what the fuck is wrong with you bro"}, {"start": 21991.960000000003, "end": 21993.960000000003, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 21993.96, "end": 21994.76, "text": " Going to the gym?"}, {"start": 21994.76, "end": 21995.26, "text": " Mhm."}, {"start": 21995.26, "end": 21996.46, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 21996.46, "end": 21997.46, "text": " Nope, tap."}, {"start": 21997.46, "end": 21999.46, "text": " I'm in a good gym session, bro."}, {"start": 21999.46, "end": 22001.46, "text": " I'm scared to fuck out of me."}, {"start": 22001.46, "end": 22004.46, "text": " Hey, bro, the house is pretty warm."}, {"start": 22004.46, "end": 22006.46, "text": " Yeah, uh, what the fuck happened?"}, {"start": 22014.46, "end": 22014.96, "text": " Count Scott."}, {"start": 22014.96, "end": 22015.46, "text": " Build him."}, {"start": 22015.46, "end": 22023.46, "text": " $1000"}, {"start": 22023.46, "end": 22025.46, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 22025.46, "end": 22031.46, "text": " Has anyone paid the letter for that"}, {"start": 22031.46, "end": 22035.46, "text": " Call of Duty shit?"}, {"start": 22045.46, "end": 22047.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22064.42, "end": 22066.42, "text": " Must not work"}, {"start": 22066.98, "end": 22068.98, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 22068.98, "end": 22074.98, "text": " I'll do it again."}, {"start": 22074.98, "end": 22079.98, "text": " It will have to complete a challenge from the shared board before we can move on to the next."}, {"start": 22079.98, "end": 22085.98, "text": " But depending on how hard the challenge is, we'll also earn rewards that can help speed us up or slow the other team down."}, {"start": 22085.98, "end": 22088.98, "text": " The thing is we can combine our unlock with a shinkansen later."}, {"start": 22088.98, "end": 22089.98, "text": " I really assume."}, {"start": 22089.98, "end": 22090.98, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 22090.98, "end": 22097.98, "text": " Honestly, Tom, this is a really good opportunity to talk about what we do next because..."}, {"start": 22097.98, "end": 22099.98, "text": " Well, I don't know what team I'm rooting for"}, {"start": 22102.02, "end": 22104.02, "text": " Jason take me to 200 bow I"}, {"start": 22104.78, "end": 22106.78, "text": " Appreciate that this is 20 seconds to late"}, {"start": 22107.5, "end": 22113.22, "text": " You're not I mean you are high, but this is not because you're high that I'm responding too late. I did see it initially. I"}, {"start": 22113.94, "end": 22118.78, "text": " Hope you're not feeling like weird and like I hope you don't like feel the tongue in your mouth and like I"}, {"start": 22119.1, "end": 22122.7, "text": " Hope you're not manually breathing and I hope you're not like thinking about being perceived"}, {"start": 22122.7, "end": 22124.7, "text": " like"}, {"start": 22125.34, "end": 22127.34, "text": " Actually you or like you're putting on a character"}, {"start": 22132.7, "end": 22134.7, "text": " To be while I'm live"}, {"start": 22137.260000000002, "end": 22140.38, "text": " Thank you the 200 block appreciate that how's it to talk"}, {"start": 22143.82, "end": 22145.82, "text": " The fuck is wrong with him dog"}, {"start": 22149.82, "end": 22151.82, "text": " What's going on, man"}, {"start": 22152.7, "end": 22155.12, "text": " Well, why is there so many omis in my chair?"}, {"start": 22156.780000000002, "end": 22158.780000000002, "text": " Jay sock versus"}, {"start": 22159.38, "end": 22161.38, "text": " Oh my god, that's the girl"}, {"start": 22167.98, "end": 22169.98, "text": " Yeah, it's good bro"}, {"start": 22173.5, "end": 22175.5, "text": " What up, dog"}, {"start": 22182.7, "end": 22184.7, "text": " Nothing, bro"}, {"start": 22185.7, "end": 22187.7, "text": " What do you I'm fried"}, {"start": 22191.100000000002, "end": 22193.780000000002, "text": " No, not only for sure. So it doesn't count"}, {"start": 22199.02, "end": 22201.14, "text": " Just been just been chilling I"}, {"start": 22205.7, "end": 22209.04, "text": " Got a hybrid x string I gotta do"}, {"start": 22212.7, "end": 22218.940000000002, "text": " damn girl damn girl"}, {"start": 22221.940000000002, "end": 22222.940000000002, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 22222.940000000002, "end": 22224.940000000002, "text": " what did you do?"}, {"start": 22224.940000000002, "end": 22226.940000000002, "text": " think whatever you're just chilling"}, {"start": 22226.940000000002, "end": 22228.940000000002, "text": " what's your problem?"}, {"start": 22228.940000000002, "end": 22230.940000000002, "text": " uh, are you?"}, {"start": 22230.940000000002, "end": 22232.940000000002, "text": " that's so hard"}, {"start": 22238.940000000002, "end": 22240.940000000002, "text": " what's up bro?"}, {"start": 22240.940000000002, "end": 22241.940000000002, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 22241.94, "end": 22243.94, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 22245.94, "end": 22248.94, "text": " I was calling you. What's up, you all right?"}, {"start": 22248.94, "end": 22250.94, "text": " You okay?"}, {"start": 22252.94, "end": 22254.94, "text": " Bro, I'm hanging up."}, {"start": 22255.94, "end": 22257.94, "text": " Wait, why?"}, {"start": 22257.94, "end": 22259.94, "text": " You're killing me, bro."}, {"start": 22259.94, "end": 22263.94, "text": " What the fuck did I do, bro? I was asking you, are you okay?"}, {"start": 22263.94, "end": 22265.94, "text": " I'm hanging up, bro."}, {"start": 22265.94, "end": 22268.94, "text": " What the fuck? Why? What the fuck do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 22268.94, "end": 22270.94, "text": " I think I've done good night, bro."}, {"start": 22270.94, "end": 22271.94, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 22271.94, "end": 22301.899999999998, "text": " I'm going to put myself in that chair for a second."}, {"start": 22301.9, "end": 22306.38, "text": " You're 19 years old. You started streaming to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh,"}, {"start": 22306.38, "end": 22309.58, "text": " and somebody you've never met just told you they're planning their own death,"}, {"start": 22309.58, "end": 22312.38, "text": " and out of everyone in their life, they picked you to tell."}, {"start": 22312.38, "end": 22315.02, "text": " I feel like no one cares and I want to end it all live, a date planned,"}, {"start": 22315.02, "end": 22317.66, "text": " so you'll probably never see me again. I want to say you make me laugh a lot."}, {"start": 22317.66, "end": 22320.38, "text": " I'm gonna self-octave a second and no one will remember me."}, {"start": 22320.38, "end": 22323.420000000002, "text": " And this kept happening. Joe would go live, and sooner or later,"}, {"start": 22323.420000000002, "end": 22327.5, "text": " somebody would show up in a general crisis, typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat."}, {"start": 22327.5, "end": 22330.7, "text": " Don't be a mood killer. I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day,"}, {"start": 22330.7, "end": 22332.100000000002, "text": " and I can't get them to stop."}, {"start": 22332.100000000002, "end": 22334.100000000002, "text": " I've been thinking about suicide a lot.\""}, {"start": 22334.100000000002, "end": 22336.5, "text": " When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters,"}, {"start": 22336.5, "end": 22338.06, "text": " his initial response was the same"}, {"start": 22338.06, "end": 22339.7, "text": " as anyone with the Hulse would be."}, {"start": 22339.7, "end": 22340.600000000002, "text": " He wanted to help."}, {"start": 22340.600000000002, "end": 22342.14, "text": " Both on-stream and off-of-it,"}, {"start": 22342.14, "end": 22344.100000000002, "text": " Joe took the time to talk with those viewers,"}, {"start": 22344.100000000002, "end": 22345.66, "text": " getting to know them on a personal level"}, {"start": 22345.66, "end": 22346.780000000002, "text": " and giving them real advice,"}, {"start": 22346.780000000002, "end": 22348.14, "text": " just like he would with the friend."}, {"start": 22348.14, "end": 22351.100000000002, "text": " You guys mean well to me."}, {"start": 22351.100000000002, "end": 22352.58, "text": " If you need help with something like that,"}, {"start": 22352.58, "end": 22354.58, "text": " I can try my best."}, {"start": 22354.58, "end": 22356.780000000002, "text": " So that's why I'm kind of chilling"}, {"start": 22356.780000000002, "end": 22359.260000000002, "text": " or pausing the stream for the last 15 minutes"}, {"start": 22359.260000000002, "end": 22362.06, "text": " talk about this because that's important.\""}, {"start": 22362.06, "end": 22365.02, "text": " But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually."}, {"start": 22365.02, "end": 22366.660000000003, "text": " Your viewers aren't your friends."}, {"start": 22366.660000000003, "end": 22367.660000000003, "text": " They can't be."}, {"start": 22367.660000000003, "end": 22372.940000000002, "text": " I have had probably 20 people who have been like on live."}, {"start": 22372.940000000002, "end": 22376.86, "text": " The first two times it's happened I have tried to like help them and it just ended"}, {"start": 22376.86, "end": 22381.980000000003, "text": " badly in terms of them getting parasocial towards me and the non-stop coming to me."}, {"start": 22381.980000000003, "end": 22385.620000000003, "text": " You see the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than"}, {"start": 22385.620000000003, "end": 22387.02, "text": " a normal friendship."}, {"start": 22387.02, "end": 22391.06, "text": " When you spend hours watching someone do a screen, day after day, your brain starts doing"}, {"start": 22391.06, "end": 22392.22, "text": " something weird."}, {"start": 22392.22, "end": 22393.54, "text": " You pick up their sense of humor."}, {"start": 22393.54, "end": 22397.14, "text": " You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off."}, {"start": 22397.14, "end": 22400.7, "text": " You come to know them the way you'd know a friend, except they have no idea that you"}, {"start": 22400.7, "end": 22406.7, "text": " even exist."}, {"start": 22406.7, "end": 22410.74, "text": " This is what's called a parasocial relationship, and it could be a dangerous thing."}, {"start": 22410.74, "end": 22415.98, "text": " Now a scary home invasion has three nasty intruders with guns grab a popular influencer"}, {"start": 22415.98, "end": 22417.7, "text": " by the hair-demanding money."}, {"start": 22417.7, "end": 22420.78, "text": " Three guys came into my room, turned all the lights on,"}, {"start": 22420.78, "end": 22422.7, "text": " and then they had the gun pointed at me."}, {"start": 22422.7, "end": 22423.54, "text": " I'm coming here!"}, {"start": 22423.54, "end": 22424.54, "text": " I'm coming down!"}, {"start": 22424.54, "end": 22426.42, "text": " I'm coming up."}, {"start": 22426.42, "end": 22428.1, "text": " While most parasocial relationships"}, {"start": 22428.1, "end": 22430.38, "text": " don't reach this level, there's always a possibility"}, {"start": 22430.38, "end": 22430.86, "text": " that it can."}, {"start": 22430.86, "end": 22433.26, "text": " Three popular Twitch streamers face"}, {"start": 22433.26, "end": 22435.98, "text": " a terrifying encounter while live streaming"}, {"start": 22435.98, "end": 22437.26, "text": " along the Semmonika Pier."}, {"start": 22437.26, "end": 22437.98, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 22437.98, "end": 22438.98, "text": " Well, you're right now."}, {"start": 22438.98, "end": 22439.7, "text": " Well, you're right now."}, {"start": 22439.7, "end": 22441.62, "text": " If the streamer leaves too far one way,"}, {"start": 22441.62, "end": 22443.86, "text": " they might come across as uninterested or cold."}, {"start": 22443.86, "end": 22445.18, "text": " But laying too far the other,"}, {"start": 22445.18, "end": 22448.1, "text": " and viewers can mistake an occasional reply for friendship."}, {"start": 22448.1, "end": 22449.18, "text": " Please stop following me."}, {"start": 22449.18, "end": 22450.02, "text": " It's getting weird."}, {"start": 22450.02, "end": 22450.86, "text": " It's getting strange."}, {"start": 22450.86, "end": 22454.38, "text": " Oh my god, that's me, bro."}, {"start": 22454.38, "end": 22457.14, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 22457.14, "end": 22461.1, "text": " Holy shit, I remember this, bro."}, {"start": 22461.1, "end": 22463.62, "text": " That's literally me."}, {"start": 22463.62, "end": 22466.74, "text": " I fucking love this guy, man."}, {"start": 22466.74, "end": 22469.94, "text": " All right, dude, I wonder what he's doing now."}, {"start": 22469.94, "end": 22474.94, "text": " It's probably like, part of that school or something like that."}, {"start": 22478.98, "end": 22479.82, "text": " Whoa, what?"}, {"start": 22479.82, "end": 22484.02, "text": " Why y'all saying, no, no, I'm not saying I love RN,"}, {"start": 22484.02, "end": 22485.82, "text": " I said I love the guy on the screen."}, {"start": 22487.219999999998, "end": 22488.059999999998, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 22490.94, "end": 22492.539999999997, "text": " He's not behind me, bro."}, {"start": 22497.899999999998, "end": 22499.18, "text": " Don't know you, okay?"}, {"start": 22499.18, "end": 22500.34, "text": " So please, leave me alone."}, {"start": 22500.34, "end": 22502.54, "text": " That's where things can take a turn for the worst,"}, {"start": 22502.54, "end": 22505.22, "text": " because now that attention can turn into expectation."}, {"start": 22505.22, "end": 22507.7, "text": " And when the expectation of a response to the next chat"}, {"start": 22507.7, "end": 22510.78, "text": " isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer"}, {"start": 22510.78, "end": 22512.3, "text": " and more like a betrayal by someone"}, {"start": 22512.3, "end": 22513.260000000002, "text": " that they thought they knew."}, {"start": 22513.260000000002, "end": 22514.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22514.62, "end": 22516.38, "text": " When y'all chat and I don't read a chat,"}, {"start": 22516.38, "end": 22517.86, "text": " do y'all get sad?"}, {"start": 22517.86, "end": 22521.18, "text": " A weird parasocial relationship that forms,"}, {"start": 22521.18, "end": 22523.46, "text": " and you'd not even aware that this person"}, {"start": 22523.46, "end": 22525.7, "text": " is forming that typically until they're like"}, {"start": 22525.7, "end": 22528.22, "text": " about to show up or they do show up."}, {"start": 22528.22, "end": 22533.02, "text": " The gap is hard to manage, which is why most streamers keep a barrier up around the heavy, personal stuff."}, {"start": 22533.02, "end": 22536.460000000003, "text": " My sister's down. Let's try and keep it positive."}, {"start": 22536.460000000003, "end": 22538.620000000003, "text": " Please don't talk about s*** out of my chat, please."}, {"start": 22538.620000000003, "end": 22541.260000000002, "text": " There's just a man just to like, ear and talk about, you know?"}, {"start": 22541.260000000002, "end": 22544.940000000002, "text": " And you can't really blame them. At the end of the day, streamers are supposed to entertain."}, {"start": 22544.940000000002, "end": 22548.38, "text": " At some point, there has to be a boundary between caring about the people watching"}, {"start": 22548.38, "end": 22551.260000000002, "text": " and becoming responsible for everything that they bring into the chat."}, {"start": 22551.260000000002, "end": 22555.58, "text": " They become too attached to you where they see you as an actual friend that they have."}, {"start": 22555.58, "end": 22560.54, "text": " So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer, but it's hard to"}, {"start": 22560.54, "end": 22565.820000000003, "text": " gauge where that line is. Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary. He'd answered the heavy"}, {"start": 22565.820000000003, "end": 22569.820000000003, "text": " messages, taken conversations off stream, and learned what could happen when things become"}, {"start": 22569.820000000003, "end": 22575.820000000003, "text": " too parasocial. The first two times I helped somebody with like old issues, they just kept"}, {"start": 22575.820000000003, "end": 22580.300000000003, "text": " messaging me, and then they like got upset when I stopped messaging them. So it's more"}, {"start": 22580.300000000003, "end": 22584.7, "text": " so that issue. But mental health meant too much to him. Ignoring somebody who might not"}, {"start": 22584.7, "end": 22588.86, "text": " make it through the night was never a choice he could live with. After those early mistakes,"}, {"start": 22588.86, "end": 22593.66, "text": " Joe implemented two important factors that would eliminate those odd parasocial dynamics from coming"}, {"start": 22593.66, "end": 22598.14, "text": " into the picture. For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction. All conversations with"}, {"start": 22598.14, "end": 22612.14, "text": " chatters were strictly held on stream from the Twitch chat. And second, but most importantly,"}, {"start": 22612.14, "end": 22615.579999999998, "text": " he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the middleman."}, {"start": 22615.579999999998, "end": 22619.66, "text": " Fine, if you're depressed then you want to come to me for advice, but when it comes to the gravity of"}, {"start": 22620.54, "end": 22627.26, "text": " seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi, a Twitch streamer, TikToker, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 22627.26, "end": 22631.42, "text": " For those who came into the chat looking for help, Joe was there to give them a few encouraging words."}, {"start": 22632.14, "end": 22638.7, "text": " Smart, bro, smart dude, that's facts right there. I'm very faded right now, but then I"}, {"start": 22638.7, "end": 22641.36, "text": " and I can't really get my thoughts together,"}, {"start": 22641.36, "end": 22643.2, "text": " but it's Matt Joe."}, {"start": 22644.2, "end": 22645.68, "text": " It's Matt Joe's a hero, dude."}, {"start": 22649.2, "end": 22650.54, "text": " And push them in the right direction."}, {"start": 22650.54, "end": 22652.72, "text": " I've had not so good thoughts, if you know what I mean,"}, {"start": 22652.72, "end": 22654.760000000002, "text": " and listening to your advice and others has helped me,"}, {"start": 22654.760000000002, "end": 22656.0, "text": " even during those hard times."}, {"start": 22656.0, "end": 22658.0, "text": " If you ever have thoughts, reach out to somebody,"}, {"start": 22658.0, "end": 22658.84, "text": " genuinely."}, {"start": 22658.84, "end": 22660.48, "text": " Go to a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to somebody"}, {"start": 22660.48, "end": 22664.2, "text": " that can help you, it's not the answer."}, {"start": 22664.2, "end": 22667.8, "text": " Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,"}, {"start": 22667.8, "end": 22669.96, "text": " especially seeing that I don't know the person."}, {"start": 22669.96, "end": 22672.719999999998, "text": " So that's why I try to do the charity streams"}, {"start": 22672.719999999998, "end": 22677.719999999998, "text": " for like, you know, 988 or AFSP or Trevor Projects."}, {"start": 22680.239999999998, "end": 22681.559999999998, "text": " We're doing reactions today."}, {"start": 22681.559999999998, "end": 22684.44, "text": " And it's a charity stream."}, {"start": 22684.44, "end": 22689.44, "text": " We raised $2,700, which was matched 3X"}, {"start": 22689.44, "end": 22692.32, "text": " by the Melinda Pilgates Foundation."}, {"start": 22692.32, "end": 22693.36, "text": " So Dub in the chat for that"}, {"start": 22693.36, "end": 22694.96, "text": " goes through a good cause saving lives."}, {"start": 22694.96, "end": 22696.84, "text": " Devon and Chet, Devon and Chet."}, {"start": 22696.84, "end": 22698.68, "text": " While it seems kind of small, Joe's brief,"}, {"start": 22698.68, "end": 22700.96, "text": " but encouraging words were actually making a difference"}, {"start": 22700.96, "end": 22702.04, "text": " in people's lives."}, {"start": 22702.04, "end": 22703.92, "text": " I've been stuck for a year now and I want to say thank you"}, {"start": 22703.92, "end": 22705.2, "text": " for helping me through this past year"}, {"start": 22705.2, "end": 22707.44, "text": " with having to deal with my grandpa's"}, {"start": 22707.44, "end": 22708.76, "text": " and my own personal problems."}, {"start": 22708.76, "end": 22711.12, "text": " You're definitely my favorite top streamer"}, {"start": 22711.12, "end": 22712.44, "text": " and I hope you never stop."}, {"start": 22712.44, "end": 22716.12, "text": " But by the time Joe graduated college,"}, {"start": 22716.12, "end": 22717.32, "text": " things had started to change."}, {"start": 22717.32, "end": 22719.2, "text": " His viewer count climbed to some of the highest"}, {"start": 22719.2, "end": 22720.12, "text": " in all of streaming."}, {"start": 22720.12, "end": 22722.64, "text": " In managing the expectation of that many chatters"}, {"start": 22722.64, "end": 22724.0, "text": " is a totally different beast."}, {"start": 22724.0, "end": 22726.0, "text": " Like, right now I average 10k."}, {"start": 22726.5, "end": 22727.5, "text": " Chat's horrible."}, {"start": 22728.0, "end": 22729.0, "text": " Yeah, like..."}, {"start": 22729.0, "end": 22729.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22729.5, "end": 22730.5, "text": " I got a lock in."}, {"start": 22730.5, "end": 22731.5, "text": " I want to get into the videos."}, {"start": 22731.5, "end": 22732.5, "text": " I'm starting to get stressed up."}, {"start": 22733.5, "end": 22734.0, "text": " Hm."}, {"start": 22734.0, "end": 22736.0, "text": " I'm starting to get stressed up."}, {"start": 22736.0, "end": 22738.0, "text": " I could tell this was going to happen at the start of stream,"}, {"start": 22738.0, "end": 22741.0, "text": " but I got like nine messages just unloaded on to me."}, {"start": 22741.0, "end": 22742.0, "text": " With this many viewers watching,"}, {"start": 22742.0, "end": 22744.0, "text": " Joe found himself caught between two groups"}, {"start": 22744.0, "end": 22746.0, "text": " that wanted completely different things from him."}, {"start": 22746.0, "end": 22749.5, "text": " Because on one hand, some viewers felt that he wasn't doing enough to help."}, {"start": 22749.5, "end": 22752.5, "text": " I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me."}, {"start": 22752.5, "end": 22753.5, "text": " Lay in the comments."}, {"start": 22753.5, "end": 22756.34, "text": " I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spamming right now"}, {"start": 22756.34, "end": 22760.82, "text": " I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and you pull this guilt trip here"}, {"start": 22760.82, "end": 22766.88, "text": " But on the other hand there was a totally different group of viewers that were tired of the stream constantly stopping Jesus dude"}, {"start": 22766.88, "end": 22769.86, "text": " I like watching your streams, but when you go on grants like this"}, {"start": 22769.86, "end": 22773.14, "text": " That's all you do all the time that's annoying play the game"}, {"start": 22773.22, "end": 22777.9, "text": " Do me a favor and never watch me again. Do me a favor and go stay yourself"}, {"start": 22777.9, "end": 22778.9, "text": " D.O."}, {"start": 22778.9, "end": 22780.260000000002, "text": " No matter how Joe did, someone felt ignored."}, {"start": 22780.260000000002, "end": 22781.260000000002, "text": " God, D.O."}, {"start": 22781.260000000002, "end": 22782.66, "text": " And the messages were starting to get more demanding."}, {"start": 22782.66, "end": 22785.66, "text": " Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling and Joe would offer a"}, {"start": 22785.66, "end": 22787.300000000003, "text": " few words of encouragement."}, {"start": 22787.300000000003, "end": 22788.460000000003, "text": " Now they wanted more."}, {"start": 22788.460000000003, "end": 22793.24, "text": " Like every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more like, involved,"}, {"start": 22793.24, "end": 22796.420000000002, "text": " where people are genuinely asking me to fix their problems."}, {"start": 22796.420000000002, "end": 22797.420000000002, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 22797.420000000002, "end": 22798.940000000002, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 22798.940000000002, "end": 22802.460000000003, "text": " But the hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help and who was only"}, {"start": 22802.460000000003, "end": 22803.460000000003, "text": " looking for attention."}, {"start": 22803.46, "end": 22809.54, "text": " How do you balance keeping everybody happy and then also sorting through people who are just"}, {"start": 22809.54, "end": 22814.739999999998, "text": " doing it for attention? I mean that's the struggle because I'm a suicide prevention advocate."}, {"start": 22814.739999999998, "end": 22819.78, "text": " That is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being noticed."}, {"start": 22819.78, "end": 22827.14, "text": " We're speaking to me on stream. And so yeah if there's 10 chats saying they're suicidal,"}, {"start": 22828.18, "end": 22829.54, "text": " six of them are fake."}, {"start": 22829.54, "end": 22837.06, "text": " Because I do so much mental health advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat"}, {"start": 22837.06, "end": 22838.7, "text": " and fake things was absurd."}, {"start": 22838.7, "end": 22845.14, "text": " I had one chatter that came in and they say, hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so."}, {"start": 22845.14, "end": 22846.14, "text": " He took his own life."}, {"start": 22846.14, "end": 22848.3, "text": " I just wanted to let you know you were his favorite streamer."}, {"start": 22848.3, "end": 22850.9, "text": " I'm sorry that he took his life."}, {"start": 22850.9, "end": 22853.66, "text": " I don't really know what to say."}, {"start": 22853.66, "end": 22854.66, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 22854.66, "end": 22857.02, "text": " I hope you're all right."}, {"start": 22857.02, "end": 22858.66, "text": " I'm sorry for the loss of your son."}, {"start": 22858.66, "end": 22860.66, "text": " This is fake."}, {"start": 22860.66, "end": 22861.66, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 22861.66, "end": 22862.66, "text": " Come to find out."}, {"start": 22862.66, "end": 22866.66, "text": " They come back a month later and they're like, my brother typed that, band is locked in."}, {"start": 22866.66, "end": 22867.66, "text": " You're the chatter."}, {"start": 22867.66, "end": 22868.66, "text": " I knew that."}, {"start": 22868.66, "end": 22870.22, "text": " I'm banning you, man."}, {"start": 22870.22, "end": 22871.66, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 22871.66, "end": 22874.66, "text": " This leaves Joe stuck making a decision that's difficult to get right."}, {"start": 22874.66, "end": 22880.34, "text": " If I'm being honest, I think a large portion of people that come into my chat and say"}, {"start": 22880.34, "end": 22886.34, "text": " stuff that I don't are lying, but I have to treat them all as if they're real"}, {"start": 22886.34, "end": 22891.74, "text": " because then I could, on an off chance, not take somebody seriously that is serious."}, {"start": 22891.74, "end": 22893.54, "text": " And that's the worst thing you could do."}, {"start": 22893.54, "end": 22896.04, "text": " Ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences,"}, {"start": 22896.04, "end": 22898.34, "text": " but responding to every message was impossible."}, {"start": 22898.34, "end": 22900.74, "text": " And the pressure of trying was beginning to wear him down."}, {"start": 22900.74, "end": 22905.04, "text": " I feel bad, and I've talked about this, it's like, I wish I could help."}, {"start": 22905.04, "end": 22907.14, "text": " But like, sometimes I can, you know."}, {"start": 22907.14, "end": 22910.24, "text": " Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,"}, {"start": 22910.24, "end": 22913.04, "text": " uh, especially seeing that I don't know the person."}, {"start": 22913.04, "end": 22915.34, "text": " But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most."}, {"start": 22915.34, "end": 22920.34, "text": " It's one that he's heard over and over again, that for some viewers, he's the only reason that they're still alive."}, {"start": 22922.34, "end": 22923.34, "text": " W. Joe."}, {"start": 22929.54, "end": 22934.34, "text": " You were there when my dad passed. You saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should."}, {"start": 22934.84, "end": 22937.34, "text": " I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough."}, {"start": 22937.34, "end": 22942.34, "text": " You unknowingly have helped me with a lot. My life has gotten a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff."}, {"start": 22942.34, "end": 22947.14, "text": " Never had a favorite streamer time watch you shames and it kind of saved my life. No pressure. I wanted myself"}, {"start": 22947.14, "end": 22949.62, "text": " You saved my life. I did not save your life. You saved your own life"}, {"start": 22949.62, "end": 22953.1, "text": " Please get the help you need though if I'm the only reason that you stopped"}, {"start": 22953.1, "end": 22955.18, "text": " You know wanting to kill yourself in that moment"}, {"start": 22955.18, "end": 22959.54, "text": " You need a lot of help outside of just watching my content when you hear some of the stories"}, {"start": 22960.22, "end": 22963.58, "text": " How big of a told is that take on what a smart dude"}, {"start": 22964.1, "end": 22970.3, "text": " Watching through some of their clips talking to people like this all the chat is asking who is checking on Joe?"}, {"start": 22970.3, "end": 22974.16, "text": " I um, I mean I'm starting therapy soon"}, {"start": 22974.5, "end": 22979.82, "text": " I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos as like something to fall back on to make you feel happier"}, {"start": 22980.1, "end": 22983.54, "text": " Versus like I'm at all your videos are the only thing that's keeping me alive"}, {"start": 22983.62, "end": 22987.3, "text": " Take a second and think about what that actually means for the person receiving it"}, {"start": 22987.3, "end": 22992.7, "text": " Somebody just told you that your uploads are load-bearing for their existence. Don't tell me that like I I"}, {"start": 22993.579999999998, "end": 22997.32, "text": " I'm glad I'm able to help me and but like get help like get help"}, {"start": 22997.32, "end": 23004.16, "text": " So what happens if you take a break? What happens if you burn out and quit? On some level Joe"}, {"start": 23004.16, "end": 23008.22, "text": " now feels like he has to keep posting, because somewhere out there, somebody's hanging on"}, {"start": 23008.22, "end": 23026.6, "text": " by his streaming schedule. And beyond the pressure, there's the sheer exposure to darkness."}, {"start": 23026.600000000002, "end": 23031.600000000002, "text": " Joe's DMs in chat are a constant stream of people's lowest moments."}, {"start": 23031.600000000002, "end": 23035.4, "text": " And when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long, it eventually starts to get"}, {"start": 23035.4, "end": 23036.4, "text": " in."}, {"start": 23036.4, "end": 23049.640000000003, "text": " After every stream, Joe sits there for an hour, just coming back down from what the"}, {"start": 23049.640000000003, "end": 23050.920000000002, "text": " job took out of him."}, {"start": 23050.920000000002, "end": 23052.960000000003, "text": " When I'm done stream, I get off."}, {"start": 23052.960000000003, "end": 23058.460000000003, "text": " I literally sit there in like silence for maybe an hour."}, {"start": 23058.460000000003, "end": 23065.38, "text": " I need like time to decompress just because that is a lot at times."}, {"start": 23065.38, "end": 23070.34, "text": " It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it, but it kind of builds like they're all be"}, {"start": 23070.34, "end": 23077.24, "text": " good for a month and then there'll be a week where I'm just like not, not there emotionally"}, {"start": 23077.24, "end": 23080.36, "text": " I guess. And that's like a problem."}, {"start": 23080.36, "end": 23083.08, "text": " So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?"}, {"start": 23083.08, "end": 23087.320000000003, "text": " Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages scroll and the career survives."}, {"start": 23087.320000000003, "end": 23090.760000000002, "text": " Joe could put up the full wall tomorrow and nobody could really blame him."}, {"start": 23090.760000000002, "end": 23094.84, "text": " I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are going through stuff"}, {"start": 23094.84, "end": 23098.120000000003, "text": " and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them,"}, {"start": 23098.120000000003, "end": 23105.0, "text": " that I want them to have some sort of guidance of redirection to be better"}, {"start": 23105.0, "end": 23109.24, "text": " themselves and also better mental health in a way that's good for them."}, {"start": 23109.24, "end": 23112.76, "text": " Joe did the math and decided helping people is worth what it costs him."}, {"start": 23112.76, "end": 23118.76, "text": " I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects of the job and that's what enables me"}, {"start": 23118.76, "end": 23123.16, "text": " to deal with this too. Like a lot of people are like oh push through the negative because you"}, {"start": 23123.16, "end": 23128.6, "text": " make money. I think I push through the negative because I can affect people more positively here"}, {"start": 23128.6, "end": 23133.08, "text": " than any other job that I could possibly be doing. But once he saw what his platform could do for"}, {"start": 23133.08, "end": 23134.480000000003, "text": " for people at their lowest."}, {"start": 23134.480000000003, "end": 23136.440000000002, "text": " Walking away from that stopped being an option"}, {"start": 23136.440000000002, "end": 23137.600000000002, "text": " he could live with."}, {"start": 23137.600000000002, "end": 23138.440000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 23138.440000000002, "end": 23141.52, "text": " My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago."}, {"start": 23141.52, "end": 23142.36, "text": " Sorry to hear that."}, {"start": 23142.36, "end": 23144.02, "text": " You will watch your videos and streams."}, {"start": 23144.02, "end": 23145.68, "text": " We loved your philosophy streams."}, {"start": 23145.68, "end": 23147.600000000002, "text": " She also majored in philosophy."}, {"start": 23147.600000000002, "end": 23148.440000000002, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 23148.440000000002, "end": 23150.36, "text": " A week ago I found out she has two."}, {"start": 23150.36, "end": 23152.04, "text": " Two more days to live."}, {"start": 23152.04, "end": 23153.440000000002, "text": " One of the final things we did"}, {"start": 23153.440000000002, "end": 23155.24, "text": " was watch one of your YouTube videos."}, {"start": 23155.24, "end": 23157.2, "text": " Your videos remind me of good memories."}, {"start": 23157.2, "end": 23159.88, "text": " She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope."}, {"start": 23159.88, "end": 23162.68, "text": " Just wanted to say thank you so much."}, {"start": 23162.68, "end": 23166.18, "text": " You help more than you'll ever know."}, {"start": 23166.18, "end": 23168.48, "text": " Oh my god, yo, that's just going to make me cry."}, {"start": 23172.72, "end": 23174.68, "text": " It's a weird job, dude."}, {"start": 23174.68, "end": 23177.12, "text": " It's a weird job in social media."}, {"start": 23177.12, "end": 23179.2, "text": " There's a lot of shit, but it's one"}, {"start": 23179.2, "end": 23181.8, "text": " of the most rewarding experiences."}, {"start": 23181.8, "end": 23184.84, "text": " Just to be able to be someone to help other people"}, {"start": 23184.84, "end": 23186.2, "text": " is something that I want to do."}, {"start": 23186.2, "end": 23187.36, "text": " Yeah, the money's good."}, {"start": 23187.36, "end": 23190.4, "text": " Yeah, it's fun to play video games and shit."}, {"start": 23190.4, "end": 23192.36, "text": " But on a deeper level, dude, being"}, {"start": 23192.36, "end": 23201.4, "text": " able to make people's day is a lot to me bro genuinely what I want to do and I'm"}, {"start": 23201.4, "end": 23204.08, "text": " glad that I can"}, {"start": 23206.08, "end": 23213.18, "text": " great video W Joe zero wallah he's left he was time right now bro I'm pretty"}, {"start": 23213.18, "end": 23218.52, "text": " sure he actually meant that man it was that it was a nice the nice message"}, {"start": 23218.52, "end": 23223.52, "text": " But hopefully, hopefully, you don't have two days left."}, {"start": 23223.52, "end": 23226.52, "text": " But yeah, man, it's actually pretty easy to think about."}, {"start": 23226.52, "end": 23228.52, "text": " A lot of people go to Joe and they're like,"}, {"start": 23228.52, "end": 23229.52, "text": " yo, you saved my life."}, {"start": 23229.52, "end": 23230.52, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 23230.52, "end": 23232.52, "text": " Now he starts, he stops streaming."}, {"start": 23232.52, "end": 23237.52, "text": " He says, now he has the pressure that life ended."}, {"start": 23237.52, "end": 23239.52, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 23245.52, "end": 23247.52, "text": " Who saves y'all's life, Charon?"}, {"start": 23247.52, "end": 23251.32, "text": " Who saved my life?"}, {"start": 23260.920000000002, "end": 23267.64, "text": " Yeah, I can't be serious, bro. Yeah, I can't be serious, bro."}, {"start": 23267.64, "end": 23285.52, "text": " T-Missile, Marlin, Netspin, Netspin saved my life because I'm a badass fucking kid?"}, {"start": 23285.52, "end": 23286.52, "text": " Oh, that album."}, {"start": 23315.52, "end": 23317.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23341.32, "end": 23343.32, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 23345.52, "end": 23352.52, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 23352.52, "end": 23354.52, "text": " I'm fried."}, {"start": 23354.52, "end": 23361.52, "text": " That was a good other video though."}, {"start": 23361.52, "end": 23370.52, "text": " Yeah man, streaming is like an accomplice that sometimes like..."}, {"start": 23370.52, "end": 23372.52, "text": " Like y'all really watch me"}, {"start": 23373.52, "end": 23375.52, "text": " For hours on end is this true"}, {"start": 23377.32, "end": 23381.96, "text": " And you y'all know a lot about me y'all look you do that's like not normal"}, {"start": 23384.44, "end": 23386.44, "text": " Or is that normal"}, {"start": 23388.08, "end": 23393.96, "text": " I guess there's more than a lot of normal people here who don't like who just watch"}, {"start": 23394.8, "end": 23400.04, "text": " Click off your back background show damn, bro. I'm second monitor content. I'm dead ass"}, {"start": 23400.52, "end": 23402.52, "text": " See, that just fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 23402.52, "end": 23404.72, "text": " Nah, I don't fuck with that, never mind, bro."}, {"start": 23404.72, "end": 23405.64, "text": " That just blew my eye."}, {"start": 23405.64, "end": 23406.760000000002, "text": " Nah, fuck you out, man."}, {"start": 23406.760000000002, "end": 23407.600000000002, "text": " I'm good, man."}, {"start": 23407.600000000002, "end": 23408.84, "text": " I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 23408.84, "end": 23409.8, "text": " I'm good, man."}, {"start": 23409.8, "end": 23412.64, "text": " Third monitor, for real?"}, {"start": 23413.56, "end": 23414.4, "text": " For real?"}, {"start": 23415.8, "end": 23418.72, "text": " So, I'm third monitor content, for real?"}, {"start": 23422.16, "end": 23427.04, "text": " Fourth monitor content, yo."}, {"start": 23427.04, "end": 23428.68, "text": " Are you fucking for real?"}, {"start": 23431.28, "end": 23437.2, "text": " Are you fucking for real, bro? That's just disrespectful and rude"}, {"start": 23440.4, "end": 23446.600000000002, "text": " That's fucked up man background noise die guys just fucking weird, bro"}, {"start": 23448.96, "end": 23450.96, "text": " Other weird man"}, {"start": 23450.96, "end": 23466.46, "text": " phone at night table content doesn't even make sense dude fuck y'all bro whatever man"}, {"start": 23466.46, "end": 23477.96, "text": " whatever bro hey bro on a real note"}, {"start": 23477.96, "end": 23483.12, "text": " Holy fuck, bro, I didn't just feel like I've been seeing this shit, I've been melting my"}, {"start": 23483.12, "end": 23485.12, "text": " gear, bro."}, {"start": 23485.12, "end": 23490.399999999998, "text": " Dude, I don't think I could do a challenge like that ever, bro."}, {"start": 23490.399999999998, "end": 23493.28, "text": " My body and drugs just don't go well together."}, {"start": 23493.28, "end": 23494.28, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 23494.28, "end": 23496.399999999998, "text": " How was I when I was high?"}, {"start": 23496.399999999998, "end": 23498.719999999998, "text": " I mean, I'm still high, but like, how was I on stream?"}, {"start": 23498.719999999998, "end": 23507.719999999998, "text": " Was I just like, was I just dead or how, how was I when I was high?"}, {"start": 23507.72, "end": 23513.440000000002, "text": " Did that just dead quiet non-verbal watch clips and calm"}, {"start": 23526.52, "end": 23531.32, "text": " You were clip farmers why keep doing it every other streamer proved you can just let the message"}, {"start": 23537.72, "end": 23539.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23554.4, "end": 23559.920000000002, "text": " Could you scroll in the career? I can't even keep my shit open bro tomorrow and nobody could really blame it"}, {"start": 23559.920000000002, "end": 23563.9, "text": " I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are too much"}, {"start": 23563.9, "end": 23566.300000000003, "text": " Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 23566.3, "end": 23569.34, "text": " My my left eye is closing before my right eye"}, {"start": 23569.34, "end": 23576.059999999998, "text": " I'm going through stuff and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them that I want them to have"}, {"start": 23576.54, "end": 23578.54, "text": " Some sort of guidance of redirection"}, {"start": 23579.62, "end": 23581.62, "text": " To be better themselves"}, {"start": 23584.46, "end": 23589.1, "text": " Holy fucking shit, oh holy fucking shit"}, {"start": 23592.42, "end": 23594.42, "text": " Like hiking"}, {"start": 23594.420000000002, "end": 23603.420000000002, "text": " 2,280 on the ground, 2C is 2C, go away, what the fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing?"}, {"start": 23603.420000000002, "end": 23605.420000000002, "text": " anything, she might be hot"}, {"start": 23605.420000000002, "end": 23609.420000000002, "text": " why the fuck is this clip 144p"}, {"start": 23609.420000000002, "end": 23611.420000000002, "text": " I'm staring at the wall on the top"}, {"start": 23612.420000000002, "end": 23613.420000000002, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 23614.420000000002, "end": 23618.420000000002, "text": " let me take a picture of you bro, I'm not even getting..."}, {"start": 23618.420000000002, "end": 23619.420000000002, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 23619.420000000002, "end": 23621.420000000002, "text": " Jason"}, {"start": 23621.420000000002, "end": 23625.52, "text": " You did it? No, no, no. You're fried right now. I'm not even kidding bro"}, {"start": 23628.08, "end": 23631.18, "text": " No, I'm actually serious, but you're actually fried"}, {"start": 23634.000000000004, "end": 23636.640000000003, "text": " No, I'm dead ass. So you look flip it. Look, bro"}, {"start": 23639.640000000003, "end": 23641.640000000003, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 23645.760000000002, "end": 23650.800000000003, "text": " Look like this, bro, you got that filter on your phones got the filter on what?"}, {"start": 23651.420000000002, "end": 23658.54, "text": " Oh my god, bro, I believe it for a second"}, {"start": 23672.300000000003, "end": 23676.780000000002, "text": " But that crosshair placement though that she's right on the head"}, {"start": 23681.420000000002, "end": 23683.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23706.800000000003, "end": 23709.160000000003, "text": " Holy fucking shit"}, {"start": 23711.420000000002, "end": 23713.420000000002, "text": " C trabajar"}, {"start": 23715.920000000002, "end": 23717.920000000002, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 23718.920000000002, "end": 23720.760000000002, "text": " No, no, don't forget me, bro"}, {"start": 23721.420000000002, "end": 23724.420000000002, "text": " the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro. Remember?"}, {"start": 23724.920000000002, "end": 23725.920000000002, "text": " I don't do shit"}, {"start": 23726.920000000002, "end": 23730.420000000002, "text": " bro, you stopped the hand with Spiderman and the punisher bro"}, {"start": 23730.920000000002, "end": 23732.920000000002, "text": " the fuck? How'd you forget about that?"}, {"start": 23733.420000000002, "end": 23734.920000000002, "text": " I don't get it"}, {"start": 23741.420000000002, "end": 23752.260000000002, "text": " I would feel my heart racing in my chest, bro. My eyes even open bro. My eyes even open"}, {"start": 23771.420000000002, "end": 23776.420000000002, "text": " Oh, whatever, never that shit, holy fuck."}, {"start": 23778.940000000002, "end": 23780.000000000004, "text": " All right, Karen, oh."}, {"start": 23783.660000000003, "end": 23785.280000000002, "text": " Tomorrow's sponsored stream."}, {"start": 23787.22, "end": 23790.22, "text": " Tomorrow's sponsored stream."}, {"start": 23790.22, "end": 23792.22, "text": " Um, see what's going on."}, {"start": 23797.820000000003, "end": 23798.660000000003, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 23801.420000000002, "end": 23816.02, "text": " 3 p.m. I gotta repulse it right now, Chai. Hey, I'll be with KDB Reaction to HyperX."}, {"start": 23816.02, "end": 23821.02, "text": " I'm trying to sober up, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 23835.420000000002, "end": 23836.260000000002, "text": " 3 p.m."}, {"start": 23838.36, "end": 23840.46, "text": " Posting on my story, I got to post this."}, {"start": 23846.02, "end": 23848.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23855.62, "end": 23860.32, "text": " Milk real food cold shower. I love y'all, bro. I love y'all man"}, {"start": 23862.62, "end": 23864.62, "text": " Peace boys"}, {"start": 23876.02, "end": 23879.02, "text": " I apologize for my absence, I know I left you without a name and a job."}, {"start": 23879.02, "end": 23884.02, "text": " I don't know how I expected you to get your cloud up and get your money up, but..."}, {"start": 23884.02, "end": 23885.02, "text": " I'm the best."}, {"start": 23885.02, "end": 23886.02, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 23887.02, "end": 23888.02, "text": " Daddy's home."}, {"start": 23891.02, "end": 23892.02, "text": " Turn me up."}, {"start": 23893.02, "end": 23894.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23895.02, "end": 23896.02, "text": " Niggas know they need to stop."}, {"start": 23896.02, "end": 23899.02, "text": " I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you never seen the top."}, {"start": 23900.02, "end": 23903.02, "text": " Sierra came parking lot, looking like a city parking lot."}, {"start": 23903.02, "end": 23908.02, "text": " And it talks when I walk by, like you know I'm sober when you talk, baby, talk"}, {"start": 23908.02, "end": 23912.02, "text": " Yeah, and I'm coming with the bottle, dog niggas not talking"}, {"start": 23912.02, "end": 23915.02, "text": " Fuckin' and she goin' shopping, whoa, I'm runnin' out of Ips"}, {"start": 23915.02, "end": 23916.02, "text": " Yeah, runnin' out"}]}