you
Hey, I don't have a penny, bro. I don't have a penny to spare. Don't have any. Don't have
anything. Yep, yep, yep. Penny this, penny that. Hard eyes in the chat, bro. Chill. Yes,
bro. Yes. Yes, bro. Chill. I know I dressed up a little bit today. We had a core shoot.
You know, your boy had to pop out, look good.
Came out with a little, the Ralph Polo, you know.
Should I go two buttons up, or one button up?
Or should I go slutty on him?
And go no buttons.
Fat pimple in your chin?
It's literally tiny, but okay.
One.
take everything off okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
hey well y'all see the title though chat today we are gaming we're fucking back man we are
back. Back why we never left bro. Yes, yes, yes. And when I say gamey, I don't mean basketball
games, okay? I mean video games, okay? I don't, I don't, I don't mean, I don't mean, I don't
mean this. I mean this. All right. Y'all see what I'm holding in my hand, okay? Y'all
see it, bro. This right here, if you don't know what it is, bro, never. It's a good
thing that you don't know what this is okay this right here this is uh I don't
even know what this is chat what is this called is this a wax is this like a wax
pen or a pen this is a pen or a vape or what is this practice hit no no this is
not a practice hit W710 labs yeah I was recommended to get 710 labs bro I
Don't know a vibrator. No, I'm not Guapo, bro devils pen
Dude the weed the weed heads in the chat know what this is. That's crazy
Blow some O's. I don't think I hope this is not a vape, bro. I don't I don't want to be a vapist
Okay, this right here is a weed pen. Well today we're hopping on valorant
And every time I die I know since blinker, but I'm gonna be honest, bro
I took one blinker
Like two nights ago when silky made the weed brownies because I was ballishing off stream and
I was fried out my mom. So maybe like one death equals
Like a puff or some shit. I don't know. I don't know. What do we think? What do we think?
Every time you guys crazy
One hit and I can't enshrine until I get three wins. Yes, three wins of ranked
All right
Three wins three
Now I can do I can you know ask for like who's in my lobby I can get anywhere in my lobby, bro
Bro, I could go an e-pal get against someone on e-pal
Get the homies get some valor pros. You know what I'm saying? Like we can be good. We can be good, bro
Or we can get the bros like whatever gay, but I'll probably start off by myself
for sure
No pros
Bro, come on. All right, I'm 50 games in dude. I'm gonna get a fucking pro. I'm getting a lobby full of pros
Let's fucked up. Let's fucked up to not be able to use it bro, bro
Come on, bro. No pros until 10 games dog. Do you know me 10 games, man?
Not even a 10 hour today, bro
Look at this. Anyways, bro. Let's start with our intro
Macho and silky. Yo moose is a tie game. We need you to do something anything moose
Go moose! Go moose! Go moose! Go! Check that butt! Hey! Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose!
Moose! Moose! Moose! Wow! This is exactly what he was doing.
Moose! Moose!
Hey!
Duh, yeah, nah, I mean...
Gently though, that's exactly what Moose did on the basketball court last night.
When we played Suki's team in the final, he dead-ass didn't do shit!
No way, no way, you hit another one, I'll take a dick.
Suck that dick for me.
Suck my cop bro.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Hey yo!
I need some head from Sauce Kill ASAP.
SLG, I'm live.
SLG, I'm not alone watching this shit back, what a bull.
This was a good game send me live game SOG, but I'm out on this nigga this niggas, but I'm out on this niggas
I don't know why you picked this nigga. This nigga didn't do anything facts
He went to set it clean game this niggas like a
Detailed dream on green like the nigga was not playing on these no type of defense nigga
No defense no rebounds. No points. No assists. What do you do?
He would just pass in the ball and set it free. So no buckets nigga. This nigga is a boy
I don't know who this white nigga is talking shit the whole game nigga. You are ass
So I don't I'm alone. I feel like this is the reason y'all lost game back like this nigga is ass
This nigga dirt. He was really shaking butt. He was just shaking butt
cringe male
I
Just kidding congratulations to William still surprising him because he recently reached 180 million views on YouTube and I'm
I didn't get it. I get an email for
Go for go for a bro. Yeah, but good good for William's brother. Never let me something like that again
Air Moosh, yep Moosh just some butt bro, I'm down to click on some more, any more mail chat, wrong way too funny.
No one was expect bro, I don't understand bro, like this is how, look at the space, the disrespect bro.
Bro, how do you let me shoot this much after I shoot 60% from the three last game against
Max?
Bro, people disrespecting me, bro.
I mean, you suck?
Nah, bro, nah, dawg.
I'm telling y'all, when I lock in and I'm not solely on the core and when all I see
is the win, anything can happen, bro.
As in...
They looking for the shoot-up!
BANG!
We won!
Well, we'll let me team Jason.
BANG!
Drunk ref?
Lazy B fry me?
I mean, bro, yeah.
A lot of fouls weren't called.
I mean, look, bro, that's not...
There's no ball!
But it doesn't matter, bro.
I mean it was expected like I don't even care like I said okay yo foul not a foul
Okay, let's check out. I'm not gonna sit there and cry like silky
Look at the vert on that jumper dog. I don't think I've ever what the fuck I jumped this high when I sue
What the hell?
That's clean block bro
Bro must have been mad stressful for him to
um ref though and be honest everybody yelling at you and shit
I got the rebound up yo I got the rebound go
Dude you came it bro. I got the rebound. This is a crazy miss
Bro, it's cuz my guide hand my fucking guide man. Look at my guy hand
Look at my guy hand dude. That's your trash
No
This is not relevant mail to me WKC 1.1 though. This is a sick humbrough
Where did he actually spot it?
I turn my back and it is not safe.
Oh my God, bro.
Male?
Anyway, I knew the fucking stream was gonna be funny
because T-Bags is hilarious to me.
Pudgy funny, I'm funny, and Jason just fucking hates me.
But one of the things, right,
When we got done with the 20 piece chicken.
What does that mean though?
I'm like, I'm done.
We was going to quit when we got
to the 12th fucking restaurant.
What does that mean?
At the 12th restaurant, I said,
bro, I'm done.
And this nigga Jason was like,
no, but we gotta keep doing it.
We gotta keep going.
This nigga was determined to beat that bitch.
And that shit taught me a lot.
Like this nigga is-
Bro, Dub actually gets beat at home.
Or like you look at the black eye
he has under his left eye.
Like this is scary, man.
And he's so public about it like bro,
do I need to send him help?
A fucking winner, bro.
I know if it was just me, T-Banks and Pudgy,
we would have stopped at the fourth restaurant.
Anyway.
Stop fake laughing, bro.
Can y'all stop saying that I was fake laughing?
And can the TikTok stop saying I was fake laughing too,
bro?
Like I was not fake laughing.
I was literally in tears laughing.
I was not fake laughing!
What is this fucking video, bro?
What is it? What is it?
so yesterday right I 14 minute brother keep that in the calm bro Wilbur what
the fuck picture are you using the fuck is this edited photo bro this is
obviously edited okay never had this much acne my buzzcut was not this bad I
did not have they put a chop filter on me
5 seconds on the clock after yesterday's performance you're down by two who you picking up Jason
I'm going with Jason Lee, Jason, Max, Silky, or Marlon.
Me personally, I'm going with Jason Lee.
Jason.
Whatever, Brown. Whatever, Brown.
I'll just keep, I'll keep proving to y'all that quarter four,
Number four, Jason the Wien is not losing anything, anything on stream of yet to lose.
Quarter three ways a quarter three right now, August is quarter three second half of the
year Jason and we
yeah fucking bum bro this was so he was doing after shrink to he started
bottom reviewing everything bro this is a bot bro he was just watching me
give him a belt of ass.
Fuckin' bot, dude.
He funny, cause he begs us a lyric.
See this?
Good photos, moves, being a bot.
Core videos soon, holy spoiler.
Ah, I don't think this really matters.
Um, yeah bro, we got a back to school video coming on the way, y'all.
Alright?
Yes, bruh.
Who?
Chat.
is going back to school this month who me me me me me bro that's crazy dude I
remember I remember waking up and being like fuck tomorrow's the first day of
school August 21st for me me me out from all into any any Texas heads in the
chat it me is September bro August 21st dog that's the worst feeling in the
fucking world
24th for me August you dork
City 30 doing back to school RP. I mean bro. I got just right behind this fucking camera dog
My shit already started I'm tell y'all right now, bro. Y'all better study up
Otherwise y'all are gonna be flipping burgers and fries and bagging fries. So stay locked in in school. Okay
Be good at school y'all class of 2023
I want to be you
Bro, I want to be you five-star Roman 24
Keep fucking dreaming buddy. It's never happening. I heard you make YBG five figures. I want how much Guapo pays toast
Did Jason even bro, I did as don't know what I should win
I did I think moves just robbed my shit. I mean, I don't really care because it's like a plastic dick's trophy
But like Moose you suck that bad
To just fucking take it and bring it home to your girlfriend and dolly bow
Like is he really dead? Is he really that petty for like no cameras just like secretly takes it
He he genuinely secretly just snuck the trophy home
like
How petty can you be as a 40 year old man?
Swash in the water back.
This is the most supportive.
I've seen chat sharing him on dude.
Dude, thank y'all chat.
I needed this, bro.
I felt it.
I felt that energy and I didn't look at my chat.
Thank y'all, man.
They like the same dude in different fonts.
Yeah, I don't see it, bro. This might be racially motivated
WR needed this. This is fire Jsinko me over
Oh my god, oh my god, Kaijuri basketball
I
You make this a set how you pick a sex song still
Well, man, you better step up
You better fuck you step up, bro
Karma God his ass
Dude Sonsie was so skinny right if I was bad laser had no air
I do not give him a eating disorder stop
Group mail.
Bye, good bye.
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Hey, bro.
Hey, you know what? Not even mad at this at all, bro!
Yeah, everything I love this season will fail. Bro!
Follows me!
Doug!
What the fuck, bro?
Stable, stable calm, bro.
Bro!
Y'all are weird, Doug.
Listen bro, let them live man. Let people live, let above average live, bro. At the end of the day, bro.
Everybody just wants to be in a concert group and making two videos and have fun with their fans, bro.
This is what concert groups is about, man. Okay? Okay?
We taking a peek over them? Y'all are deadass weird, bro. Weird as fuck.
Let me know if y'all want us to squat open valve bro, maybe maybe I'll get it above average
collab today.
Let me know if y'all want that man.
Bro, I saw a Tiktok on raw.moon and there's the grandma in the store dog.
I woke up and it's the first thing I see. I got two scrolls in. It was a sad edit. Oh my god, genuinely
genuinely, bro, I
cried I actually shed tears it was actually so
It was so sweet, man
I ain't like it was sweet as fuck bro
And it's might be the the only good thing raw dog moon has done in his entire life
I'm just kidding, but seriously though shout out to the rod of moon for doing this nice thing
I didn't see the fool like
Yes, of course, which one? Oh
My god
That one that is my favorite. I
You want to back up a more I used to get that all the time as a kid my mom would get it for me
Oh my gosh. I didn't even know they still have these you want to slice or a full one, man
It's nice? Okay. You want two or just one? Okay. Here you go. This is actually really nice of course.
God bless you. You have a good one. Okay. Do you need help with anything or else?
Are you good?
Chicken? Like a Roasted Sweet Chicken? Let's go. I can help you. Are you okay?
What, your arm?
I'm so sorry.
My mom has a little arthritis too, I know how it is.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna help you, okay?
I think, you know what's crazy?
Hurry up and rip the cart.
Come on, man. Have some empathy, doc.
I've been, I've lived here for almost two months.
This is my first time in this store and I think God sent me in this store to help you
No, it's okay, come here. Can I give you a hug?
Okay, of course
It's okay. I'm gonna be here to help you. How about I push this you don't have to worry about pushing you just walk
Okay, okay, it's okay. I'm gonna be here with you
You're the last one in your generation still alive?
Well guess what?
You got me, even though we're not blood?
That's probably one of the saddest things that's probably one of the saddest things
ever.
Like being the one last person alive in your whole family, that's low key my worst nightmare.
Now you got another friend, yeah?
That one? I got it. I'm gonna get a flu, okay?
Huh? I'm an only child?
Not that ass though, bro. You know, I gotta hurry up and take some kids or some shit.
This could literally be...
Holy shit.
No, you're not paying me nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I'm very happy that I'm here to help you.
Your knee's locking up?
I don't know what I'm trying to do.
Can you show me some hold on to me?
Okay.
It's okay, we're almost there.
Okay.
If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him.
I got you, alright?
If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him.
I got you, all right
Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about.
My grandfather passed away two years ago and I don't know. I was raised out of a really big heart.
I love taking care of like, I love just taking care of people, you know?
So that's why I'm genuinely happy to help you. This is awesome. I'm glad I can help you too.
I think you're very amazing and we're gonna get through this together, okay?
That's a nice thing, bro.
20 seconds ago
Yeah, let's get her a
She only bought one slice that let's get her an entire full one. There's one left
There's one is a great need right now. You just got to change her name bro
So we could take you seriously. Yeah, that's that Jason the weed. Let's get her some flowers. Yeah
Let's get her some flowers
Oh, right here.
I like this.
It's for my mom.
Yeah, I'm a
surpiser.
It's funny, I can't believe it.
I'm gonna later have a slice of that, too.
I'm gonna bring back memories.
Awesome.
Um,
no, thanks.
I'll hold this a little bit.
approve there we go yeah we go hey boss let's get it WRDM bro I gotta call him
RDM bro I'm not doing that bro I'm not calling him raw dog move or do I call
him raw dog like do we say bro I'm gonna call him RDM
What's going on?
I'm just going to tell you.
I know, I know.
It's okay.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
Yeah, we're going to call him, call him Connor, but that's not like good.
His username.
Like me personally, like when I turned 25, bro, like LSK yesterday LSK was like, oh,
my name stands for light skin Kakarot.
Like I guess I'm going to call you light skin Kakarot LSK.
You know what I'm saying?
So when I turn 25, bro, I don't want to be 25 name Jason and we, I'm going
with JT Deming.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
I have nothing to do.
I already worked today.
I'm good.
I'm here just enjoying the rest of the night.
I'm glad I could help you.
Take all the time you need.
I don't really have a lot of friends either so looks like we both
I'm sorry oh she needs it oh shit okay I'm sorry I'm sorry
I have no time with this that's actually okay you got me let's pop the trunk I'll put them
Also, I'm gonna give you these flowers.
These are for you.
I was kidding. My mom lives too far.
I already saw her two days ago.
These are for you.
Okay?
Those are for you. Get home safe, okay?
Thank you very much.
If you want, I live
two minutes away. I can go
get my car, meet you at your house
and I can help you bring the groceries in.
But just wait for me. I'm gonna come
I'll follow you home, okay?
W-I-D-M, bro!
Alright.
Damn.
God bless you.
Have a good one, okay?
You call me if you need anything.
Bye.
She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it.
She told me.
She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it, she told me.
dog
She told me no one's ever got her flowers before.
I
Damn bro
WRDM, bro, I'm not lying. I just put out I get asked ride watching this shit in my bed when I woke up this morning
It was just so sad, but it kind of reminds me of my like
I just see like people to grow old and like not be able to work on their own and do things
on their own.
Why y'all saying cap, bro?
I gotta tell me.
I dedicate it because I think of my parents because my parents had me when they're old
and now they're old as shit.
My dad got arthritis, my mom, my dad got high blood pressure, and he got, and he like,
when I went home, I seen him using like this device to check his blood, bro.
It's like, it like pinches your blood real quick.
And like, I think, I think that's diabetes, no, or something.
But he doesn't, he doesn't tell me what he has on the eyes.
I don't know, bro.
bro so just a sad to see to be honest it's sad to think about bro comments are
shameless show what the fuck one day we are all going to be old dear NMS I'm
I'm glad to be spending my youth watching Jason Lee while bed rotting with all of you.
I know one day, I know we will prevail.
Hey, the Nightwing, bro.
I love you, hey.
Keep going, dude.
Keep fucking going, man.
Wasting your youth watching Jason. Get in the locker, bro. Get a fucking life.
before and after bro i see this just one
fucking bum yeah switch to the end screen take that jersey out too
WRDM oh my god, bro, what is this bro, bro lead it lead it
Oh, you're lucky, bro
bro why
I've been looking for this show
Cynus, Cynus, Cynus
What's happening?
What's that? What's that?
What the fuck?
RUNNING! RUNNING!
RUNNING!
Why?
What's that?
What?
Yuki, you can't do that, bro.
Where did he go? He actually disappeared
from Rumi immediately, bro.
Nah, bro. That's crazy.
That was two years ago, bro.
Bro, don't...
Let's not talk about 2024,
Yuki, bro. This dude.
They twerking on you.
Wow, man. Wow, bro
Ironic okay listen, but we all got a pass from but we shouldn't we should have judged
Anyone by their past judge me by my now my present and not my my past
But my past wasn't even that bad bro, you acting like I was getting my dick wet by every drill that I talked to
What do you mean well, bro the fuck
Hey, bro, don't I dead-ass can't bro
This was hilarious
What is the segment bro go back in the past and fucking be date room segment?
What is this bro?
Bro I want to go back into memory lane but that with me though, that with me though, that
with me though.
I want to do a segment where I go back into memory lane but well maybe we can do
the core guys of some shit or like bro like it don't even got to be about
relationship either like you know people react to the oh the fades moments
way back when you know brawl on days you know or or bro clips of Dallas B&B
days bro like that's just low-key fires
brother what is it yeah what is this
creature used to be bro what is this
What is this not nah, bro. How did you get this?
What what is this? How did you even get this?
Brutal dog. I was literally
17 of this might maybe even 16 there before I started streaming consistently
Brutal dad, this is a grown-ass man. I was 16 17
God
You still get it why are you showing gore stop?
bro
Right, so I just have a chocolate wrong me so
Listen, bro, I feel like when I said yo, let's look at the past and go down memory lane
I think this is a bit. How do you say too far?
Definitely way too far. You know the rest days
To far bro. All right, let's let's like
How old were you, bro, I mean I was bro. I mean I was squeaker. I was probably like 12 13
Never I just made the biggest ak. How do you instant replay?
Hi, bro
I
Mean, but I didn't say it
Yo, all right, this is when I was uneducated. All right, bro. We already know about this clue. All right
I mean, I know about this
I was 13 in this this is before I was educated and you know I didn't I didn't know it was
offensive to be honest dude I have a full like armor and meds my inventory and I think
I don't think I've ever watched this full video on stream. I'm kind of scared
I need to share blood. I need to meds between the kill to be disrape this guy
Yeah, I
Was a little kid playing rust bro with my homies bro, and that was my online discord friends dog
Yeah, I'm not watching the rest of that shit now. What's in there now watching the rest of that shit?
Yeah, that's a bad bro
Not gonna lie man if I could go back in time and talk to my 13 year old stuff
I'd be like, yo not good, bro
You know, that's not nice and it ain't and that's that's that's not that's you shouldn't be seeing that
Cap what do you mean cap?
What do you mean cap, bro?
Who gives a fuck?
It was when I was 13, bro.
When we were 13, hey, 10 years ago,
call of duty, rest.
Fucking League of Legends chat.
That shit got hectic.
How, bro?
Is he 20, 21?
How the fuck is he still growing?
No more bro no more how are you even getting this I don't even remember this
What is this I don't remember this tomorrow watch this yo
What is this? No, that's what I definitely will do
And it's gonna take away from the game
I'm going to need my desktop.
I have nothing to do with the rain.
in some situations
256
or 100
or this is nothing
what the fuck are you setting me bro
how did you even get the video dog
this shit is unlisted
what the fuck
How did you actually get the bit they have they the day like you show the link oh
He works at YouTube
You make what's hurting me too, I'm too a truce
I'm sorry, very sorry, but I gotta tell the truth
I got a-
SON!
I mean, bro, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know why-
I blew up, bro, I blew up, most of core blew up, I'm gonna be honest, we are all
chopped, we weren't taking care of ourselves, we were all- the only thing previously versus
before I mean that's just not true clearly I was a little chubby a baby fat I
just chopped ass haircut I had a chop filter on me my teeth were crooked I had
his like pedo stash look at me now look at me now look at me now
uh you need to stop playing with me
why is Ron calling me?
is that Brodyki?
fuck mc bed
i'm just kidding
uh it's up to far i'm the one friend that takes it too far
I'm the one fair enough to take it too far bro boot up bad
Bro, I'm not gonna like the wedges go straight into this shit or what
I'm not a whole reminds me of this
I
Mean bro, I just yeah, I
Mean dog me talking to a girl on stream does not equals
Oh, that does not equal like oh
He's raising no, bro
Literally this is this problem with the fucking internet bro and twitch in general dog twitches twitches field
I'm putting my foot down now. I don't care anymore, bro. I don't care anymore
This is a problem with child. This is a problem with twist
This is this why the platform feels unsafe for women
It's because of people like you and a chat talking about W fucking where is nah, bro. I'm just chatting
I'm just having a good time
Get into know a person that is a girl. Yes, bro. It's not
So bro
Nothing nothing nothing
No, there's no drama. Just just you know big daddy got it put his chat and check
Oh, they didn't do anything I was just like bro meet me talking to a girl is not really
Wait so, wait what girl, what girl?
Duh, it was just that old clip of me.
Hi bro.
What you talking, what's up?
Yo, I was just going through my Twitter account like usual,
and um, brother I'm mentioning how mean you don't do anything,
any group content being used so,
bro, I'm giving you all of the tree of branches
and I'm saying yo we should plan a day together,
we should do something.
I'm
Love
I might be busy that day it depends on what day which day
Yeah, I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm not just kidding. Yo, I'm down bro. Yeah, let's do Valorant blinker today
Come on, bro. You want to do drugs bro? Let's do drugs
So every death on Valorant we get we get we hit a puff of
This weed pen right here. I'm sure you can't ask Lace for one and we can't end in this until we get three wins
Every day
Then we're green and bro
Now
I think it was a first person to talk about that back in broadline
I remember bro. You said we should have a table like a mukbang weed
Start with weed then alcohol
Yes
No LSD acid yep
I mean, bro, I feel like that would be a legendary show as soon
Right to you
I'm down bro. How about how about I don't know. I gotta think of something bro. What should we do?
We should
Oh my this guy's not about content, bro
This guy's not about content, bro!
So now I have no content.
Alright, bro. Go click links.
Alright, you guys are my populace, who's not on content?
Alright, bro.
We get on G-PAL and we bring girls from us that we have to pay and we take blimpers with that!
Alright, bro. Now you're talking my language, bro.
Hey, hey. Now you're talking my language, bro.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I mean we better we can buy anyone
Oh, so until that until that goes live your drinks, I'm I'm I'm on your fucking second option your second slight fucking whore fuck you
I
Say you need to know
Bro, what the fuck run so weird, bro
Run so
That was
bro Ron you're weird as fuck that's it I'm leaving core everybody going wrong
chat say he's leaving I'm leaving core so fucking weird bro oh it's a prank
it's a prank bro not in my chat you fucking idiots bro
you ever go on an e-date like you send the lien to blow up on socials
watch your s**t
I
Mean yeah
I want to check out maybe react to some videos
Hey, yeah, yeah, any reactions we got before we do the challenge any reacts Ron Streets
But I'm not leaving core bro house. Oh nice, bro
Now everyone goes in and go in and launch that hit and tell me to check my stream. Fuck this guy, bro. Did I say this?
Any reacts any reacts
No, I just stopped sending email. Oh, bro, like when I was 13 a reacts
any reacts
No reacts
Yeah, bro. If I got no reacts
Then we hopper straight into this shit chat
Shipping dry shit dry over here. I bet I bet bro. Oh, man. Here we go, bro. Now
this first game
Bro, we're actually happy to hop me on the game, bro. We're actually hopping on a fucking game
What the fuck?
Oh, holy shit. What turn is it off? God, you know
Take one stream
No, I just uh go back. I don't even care anymore. Just shut the fuck up
What you see in her I see me
But I guess it was all just make believe
I
Didn't know KTV was gonna be co-watching with me in person
So we had tomorrow we got a sponsor stream with with KTV and a lot of other people I guess hyperX W hyperX
Sidemen male
I'm gonna go there and ask them what's updating chat
Oh shit, bro
Oh, it's cuz I'm updating
So I'm gonna go on my Android literally two seconds and I'll update right now, but I guess
we can get a quick IRS.
Ew, bro, stop pulling on me, huh?
But I gotta start wearing college shirts more, deadass looks sexy.
What's happening in the courthouse?
Anybody in the courthouse?
Guys
So I deemed I'm ditched Marley
Holy aura bruh, holy aura, huh?
I'm waiting for my game to update bruh.
What are you doing?
Wait, why is Lune locked out?
I didn't know she was locked out.
I didn't know you were locked out.
I'm actually wearing a spark.
I didn't know you were locked out.
Why didn't you knock on the doors?
Oh, oh.
show
a a a what what do you have what do you have to do with it
hanging out what about you bet
all day
uh...
that's what i thought to my game updates
my game finished my game finished
my game finished
Core would be an attractive group if it weren't for you that's the dead ass is weird
Good reacts naps
Poor being
Wow
Chesh we watch this
It easy to f oh, it's good. No. Oh, I think you click I think you click fix
Not about watch before blinker, bro. I did us just need like a little do the drew video got 34k
I actually need another one. I did us need another one
What classic bear
reactable high-retard back what
good one come on I found it out there's a picture what phase miss who was there
for phase miss chat holy moly this was the last ever phase miss bear think right
after the stream fucking doomsday happened
Oh my God!
Come on man!
I said I got all my homies head!
You remember the pepper, remember?
I know how good this is, this is really really good.
I might just consider being in you on salt and pepper.
What is that?
That's me and Lacey's cooking show.
Okay, that's okay.
I get it.
Yo, Chad, we need a rice and crackers.
Rice and crackers was me and Jason.
I'm on, guys.
It's, it's, it's through for the camera.
I ain't gonna lie, Jack.
I be looking fake sexy with the blonde hair, bro.
I look at like an old video of me, and I see the blonde hair and be like, damn, bro.
Jack.
Do I, do I run it back or not?
Alright, alright, I put a laser, I put you dead last night.
I put you like, I'll dead crack your shit, bro.
What the fuck is he talking about?
I don't like it anymore Doug. It's my body my choice. What do you mean you don't like it anymore?
What was that?
This is my favorite toy.
I see I'll never forgive you, bro.
Todd, does someone leak my number?
Why do I have fucking 30 missed calls?
Okay, hold on.
No, Silkie, Silkie, come back, Silkie, wait.
one cookie for the rest of the next three days you cannot be gay to me oh
easy but you I don't know what to do with amongst each other
I don't want a cookie. What the? I don't want a backpack bro. Yo this thing is gay.
I just want to make sure I pause saves everything. I pause saves everything but it
saves the shit that's like if I stay right now yo I want you to bend me over and
Me that a post. My post. Post. Post.
Heh!
Hey no! No!
Oh! Fuck!
Yo, you're a polar red.
You're pussy! You're pussy!
Yo, John! You're pussy! You're pussy!
Yo.
John! John!
Oh my God!
That was so wet!
AHHHHHHHHH!
What?
Damn, John.
I rock you, bro.
Damn rocket.
I rock you.
Oh my god, I forgot about this though
No, no, no, you know it's crazy for a Marlin dead ass knew I was gonna do this for a Marlin dead ass knew
He wanted that shit. He wanted my body in his face. Yeah, he knew he he wanted my body me to jiggle all in his face
He wanted to nibble on my bun me bars. He knew
Idea idea. What is that? I think
Addict bro, help me get up. How do we get up?
Not only that but I could I could probably make a gap come in under two minutes. What the fuck
I
What
See where he started fucking silky
It's happening right now, bro
They get as a child
I want a crap. Why is Marlin playing basketball?
Why are you in 80% of the clips this is I'm in core bruh
Oh my god, bro, life is great
I got some crazy shit, too.
Why you don't want to say it?
You want to say what I do?
I got that. I got it.
It was horrible, bro.
You had a big smile walking out of there.
I did it.
I walked out.
Back when you were funny, Nug, did you
was like a month ago, man?
I fucking hate you, man.
Fuck you.
You were in there.
Why do we keep bringing this story up let this story fucking die man I want my I want
Japan tripping October to be fucking no handies no wed like this for just just sushi and
watch this give me your car oh wait what you didn't move wait what he didn't move
wait this might be a white boy what a big cock
you can't understand it I'm gonna touch your son tonight
nice iPad bro it's fine it's a good iPad I don't know what for a channel yeah I
mean I gotta have the chain here they have their own shit I was in here got
That's how yesterday and I just see that's another time. Hello, bro
Now when I watch now when I'm watching TV, I still see that imagine you crack it some shit
Hey, when it's 1 a.m. PST just starts from at W's in
I used to be funny other right bro
No, I genuinely used to have jokes that way. No, no, I don't know how I remember now
Just like crash out and just get mad. I don't have like Asian rage
Now I got an ego
Spotted spamming doves. Holy shit. No. Yeah, we had a threesome. Never
So what? Have you? No
I'll do that seven six. You understand
Tom threesome
No, I can't do a threesome with you. I'll do that still insecure, bro
I took it, but now we're both gonna have bonus for the rest of the day.
What does it do?
Boner.
I don't like this.
Boner too.
Yo!
What the fuck?
He actually just...
Yo!
What the fuck?
He just touched my city!
I had to see who was right.
What the fuck was wrong with you?
I had to see who was real.
God!
Imagine how bad I'd be.
I had to see who was right.
I had to see who was real.
God!
Imagine I let out a nut real quick before we go make a pizza?
What?
You stuck your mind in, I hope I did with it.
Holy seventh.
Oh, damn, actually.
Yo, I never saw this, bro.
What the fuck?
Wrong, I slept by a dad?
I never.
Oh, I did with it.
Oh, gosh.
Actually, you're telling me.
You never get bored watching a show on your bed and you're watching a show on your phone
and you start running with your f***ing hair.
Don't lie to me.
You're a bitch, right?
Okay, turn around.
Bro, what the f*** was this, bro?
What the f***, like...
Stand up, let's see if we're 60.
Damn, damn, horny man, 60!
No, wrong was that.
I need to see 360 too!
Sorry!
Just follow me so I can talk to you.
Well yeah, because it's like, you don't care.
Keep going, I'm listening.
Shut that mouth before I fuck it.
Um, la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah.
We can get you to get out of the car right now.
Yeah, I am.
That was the only clue that made me uncomfortable, bro.
Out of the eight minutes, this was the only one.
Oh my god.
He's supposed to be on stream, why are we clipping this?
I just got...
Damn, man, I swear to you after...
Oh my god, he did ask for my bullshit, bro.
oh my god he dead-ass crime oh shit bro damn can't peak bro that was peak
bro gets injured the most bro alright bro 36 minute I think it's time right
I think it's time, bro.
Waxia!
Thank you for the 10 gifted!
What is the next drew collab?
Never thought that fucking chat would ever be chatted in my chat.
I know.
I know he made the video chat.
All right, bro.
All right, but do I green screen this or what now I just need three wings
How's it out of this?
Should I do y'all think I should know a if K offense
Every
Start with one am I doing every death chat
Yes, no, every round lost, what does that do, every round lost?
Oh, that's a hit, that's a hit, that's a hit.
Okay, death is you're gonna green out and die.
Haskell is calling me. What the freak?
What's up, dude?
Hey, Jason, I just want to...
I've seen that you're doing a Blinker gaming charm,
so I just want you to be safe.
You know, I don't want you to get too high.
Make sure you know your limit.
Um...
Yeah, I just want you to, like, stay safe.
Like, I know this is a little bit out your lane.
You don't normally do the weed.
Nah, never, bro. No, never, bro.
Haskell, break the cube, bro.
No, no, don't snitch please.
Stay safe.
Hey, how's your mental now?
You alright, bro?
Probably just going in a car accident, bro.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Hey, I ain't like this month has been hell for you, bro.
Bro, I was going to home deeper on my bike and a car around it and me.
Damn, bro.
Yo, what happened, bro?
Hey, you want to see my knees?
Let me see.
I need stitches on my knees.
Ah, are you okay?
I'm in the good right now, bro.
I'm in the good right now.
All right, well, shit, dawg.
Listen, bro, for every bad month equals a good month, bro.
I'm getting a TV use to me.
Hey, that's great news, bro.
I'm going to put the entrance claim in the TV.
It's not going to be streaming.
But you are a shimmer, man.
Dude, I'm so far time.
It's okay, bro. You know, sometimes it's better to poop out quality than quantity.
And that's how it worked for some shimmers.
Every shimmer's different, bro.
Just try your best to be the very best.
Well, you be safe with your mainstream, okay?
I ask you.
Wait, whenever you're done,
Yeah, make sure you come in.
Alright, bro.
Freak-ass dude.
Alright, bro.
Let me get my grease to you, chat.
Over under two hours free today.
Over under three hours free today.
Oh God, bro.
I should be drinking caffeine, right or not.
Oh, I don't like, I don't like, fully green out.
No?
Doesn't caffeine sober you up when you're high?
Water, HL, remember, remember.
Three, three wins.
Do not let me end, okay?
Do not let me end.
Just spam L's until I just be like,
all right, I'll cue another one, okay?
Right now I'm like, but I'll be good,
but I'm already knowin' bro, when I'm fried.
Like, also do I need to put the tag on the screen
about like, for Twitch?
In a row or in general?
No general, bro, three in a row, you fuckin' crazy?
I might never end.
What's that do, three in a row, bro?
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
In a row three in a row or reset
Three in general yeah, I'm like I'm I die with her. I'm dead-ass nervous, bro
Whoo, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Uh, let me let me piss real quick, bro
Cuz I guess
I'm nervous, but I have a piss I need at a piss loading
So let me give y'all a short before I start, guys.
you
I
Sixty still learning
60 self-advertising sale guy
What do you do bro? Cuz if he switched with his ingest bro, uh, that I'm dead. That's gonna fucking I'm gonna lose my shit
Bro one guy to my shit 60 if you ever do that shit, okay
Now he did it and a mess are okay. Okay
okay nice he didn't he didn't he didn't he was strong all right but let me see let me see let me see this shit
the fuck was my replay button bro that was streamer dude
All right, bro
Been gone for a week dude can one of my like editors put it off. I don't understand
All right, Chad
Listen, it's been a while since I've done some gaming. Okay
Today we are doing
One to round the loss on Valorant equals one to hit of this weed pen.
Alright, now I'm known for my gaming skills.
I have to get three wins on Valorant.
If I don't, I cannot end the stream.
Let's do this shit, man.
Hey, let's change my green screen into the actual green screen.
Thank you. Let me go check
My face much out
Here we go
I'm about to get fried. Yeah, I'm excited
Plus my shit. Yeah, hey, why am I excited?
There you go.
Take one before.
What are y'all saying?
Take one before, bro.
No, man.
Okay.
Rules are, I can get, I can obviously invite people to play with me like, bro, if I'm
like five games in and I'm so fried, yes, I'm going to be hitting up the fucking Avengers
to help me dog I'm gonna green bro no way I'm never green now that's to us though
I can't I can't read out bro you gotta actually hit blinkers wait chat chat chat
but do I do breakers or can I just do a puff bro can I just do a puff
No
Bro bleak I said bleakers fool bleakers
Blinkers OD no, okay, let me do pop. I'll just put blinker in the title bro because like
Like it's like put it in the title, bro. Okay new new new bundle chat. Should I get this?
No, let me see. Can I see the animation? Oh, no
Oh, oooooh, ass?
Where's this ass?
Let me see what knife I have equipped right now.
Match bound.
Looks like we're, hey, we're getting right into it.
Let's go!
What the fuck is this bottle-ish map, bro?
I haven't been on this game in so long.
Hey, what's going?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ew, that hurt, fuck it.
I
Linked bad your twitch. He's watching bro. Please bro. Please please your face came is very low
Hello team. It's good guys. Hey guys, I'm doing a challenge today. We got to win every
single round, okay?
Let's go guys. We're in this.
Yo, you got an accent, bro. Where you from, bro? Yo, you got an accent. Where you
from, bro?
Yo is this thing on?
Yo is my mic not working very late?
Is he on the wrong?
Yo yo yo guys, guys can y'all hear me? Yes or no?
Yeah, I must have the wrong. Must have the wrong fucking settings. Um, uh, must have the wrong, uh
Every dead puff in every lost blinker, bro, this guy just wants to see me fry
Yo team
yo yo yo can you hear me nope see bro I wasn't like getting ignored wasn't
getting ignored
I bet it was pretty shit bro come on bro get me in the fucking game bro I'm
ready to fuck you. It feels like just yesterday I was chopping pilot out the
store. It's not a good place it's still standing.
yo yo yo it's good squad no hey bro let's win this shit man listen listen
listen I'm doing a challenge we got to win every single round okay okay where
you from bro you got an accent I like accents I like I like foreign things
Oh Tahiti bro wait is that a country? No it's an island.
Oh okay I like that I like that great.
Guys I'm going it.
one left. Oh, one left.
Throw my mouse as a
come on. Let's go. Come on.
it's it's heating up bro
fuck bro my mouse is so
it's a different mouse all right bro
bottoms up your chat num I won one cup
from a man of my word
I hit it I hit it okay y'all seen it
right I see it right nothing came out bro
Benjamin bro y'all see this smoke on stream bro y'all don't see this y'all can
literally be a yo yeah now I don't give a fuck but I'm not about to find myself
self-restraint. Oh, wow.
This guy only bought a fucking classic.
Damn it!
Teemo Blaker, bro. Do I need a light?
fake high equals funny bro it's cuz of my green screen I'm not hi yeah bro look
look look I can't literally feel it going inside of me bro
It's not a single hit, look, look, look, it's on, right?
It's going green.
Let's go, let's go.
Look, look.
Okay.
Nice.
They're jamming movie.
No.
I
Should be clear first real hit that was
Doing this I'll suck your tahini tahiti cock
Stop saying cock bro cock is normal dog
It's cocky so oh shit
Sorry guys
Never lose around like that again, bro
Is whoa, are you here? Oh, please tell me
You didn't have a dog I hate it I'm already feeling it y'all over here, bro
Bro that's you what's good though
Wait, let's see. Can you ask a
Uh, Saeed, if Saeed's here for my old mouse back, thank you dude.
Penalcloth, I HIT IT! I HIT THE PEN! I already hit it! That's not a blinker, shut the fuck up, bro!
I think I think we go see go see go see go see
Let's go bro
Nice to you. Oh, this is not a fucking comeback, baby
Wait, can you put that back there?
Hey guys, I think I think I think we're doing pretty well y'all um, what do y'all do for a living?
Let's go be here. What let's go be I can't listen I don't have a job
Oh
Dude
Oh, that's crazy
uh is it
oh you only use one mouse on dollar
I don't think he's gonna catch me
you can only use one mouse on dollar
I know bro I'm not gonna hit him bro
I can buy you
feet
okay young bloke
okay I'm pushing mouse to chat
alright bro yes I know bro
I will
You might have to restart about half an hour before it works.
Oh, thank you, bro.
You got that.
Hit it.
All right, bro.
Damn, all right.
I hit it, bro.
Smoke came out.
No, no, no.
I hit it.
I hate y'all, bro.
I literally hit it, bro.
It's just the fucking, it's the fucking camera, bro.
pick up the smoke in the corner stop saying fake it bruh
hey y'all can literally see it turn green oh shit
oh my god bro turn green screen off no i'm not turning off bro i'm just full
for y'all bro dude I smoked it all right I hate y'all no no I'm not doing
that bro I'm not doing my job it just doesn't show dog it literally just
doesn't show bro I promise to God I'll just turn my screen green screen off
I'll take my grease thing off the other shit
I'm not a lie. It's just where you do VIO here fake high the whole stream. I'm gonna end my shit
I'm I'm not trolling. I don't like that. I don't like that
I thought it was on me.
Oh my god, bro.
Stop faking it, bro. I'm turning this
I'm not doing that every fucking time bro like glad I'm not doing it every time, bro
I
Got him
Nice hey come back time
No, no that all the guy there's no way I can make it past to like two games. I
I
Swear to God
No, no, no, I think I think I'm gonna green this dream, bro. I mean I might need someone a babysitting bro. I'm not even joking
Hey, let's go. Let's let's go. Let's go
Oh my, one backside. Oh yeah. Oh yeah bro. Wait! Come B! Come B!
Sorry, sorry!
Come here!
No, no!
Yo, let's do some team bonding.
What state are the United States are y'all from?
That's what's up.
Oh boy.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh, tank!
My god!
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh my god, it was a collab, bro.
We needed that.
He acting like he fried.
Fuck you.
Bro is smoking nothing, OK.
Let's go, bro.
Don't have to take a hit of it, bro.
I'm sure we want two ops.
Yeah, yeah, look, hey, if you want to win the game,
give me a hop.
All right, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
I can buy you a spectre.
That's okay too.
I'm back.
It's you, I think.
Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, bro, what are these abilities, bro?
27
Fight down see I was trying to wait for the fuckers shield to go down dog. I
I was waiting for the shield to go down, but I should never went down a bro. Oh
My god
Like lots for that's how I keep gameplay. Oh my god the chain of wings. I live this so many dirty things
Dude oh
30 seconds left oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh
What the fuck are you shooting
I
See days are no bro. I'm not doing another one about fuck y'all I
Literally
Oh my god!
Oh, this game is so trash!
Oh!
Oh no, bro.
Oh
No, bro. Oh
My fucking god, bro. Oh my fucking god
Do y'all not see that shit
I did it. I'm not I did it
Batteries are dead. No, it's lit right on my screen on my screen. I can see the smoke come out clearly and it's a big smoke
Screen
I
Can't do three games for I genuinely can't do three games
How do you know play this game good with your high bro? Oh
My god, bro
L, but I'll do three.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll do three, bro.
One under.
Okay.
Wait, wait, we're winning. We're winning right now.
Whoo!
Under, under.
Nice.
Oh my fucking god, I'm kind of hungry
Dude
Yeah, go on by
I cannot believe I'm flying off soon, my little boy.
Fake high equals funny, I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro.
I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro.
Yeah, yeah, fake high, fake high.
I need that
Sure bro
Oh, fuck me, dawg
Nice
I got this
I got C, guys
Nice
Spike on A
Is Jason you are any many
My god, yeah
Nice skin, bro, why is your name Mochi are you Japanese? I picked it up from the floor. No, I'm not Japanese
What why is your name Mochi?
I like Mochi.
Alright.
Oh I gave you the shirt so you wouldn't have to buy it.
I got a nasty fucking gun.
I got a dirty flank.
Okay, straight through.
Hi.
What did I tell him, bro?
No.
No, I guess get it wider.
Is that what happens when you get high?
Chad, what's the scariest thing?
Okay, he's here.
What is the scariest thing in life?
Gun here.
I
Didn't even make sense you're scared of me, but you're watching me
Your face doesn't make sense
Dying to a fire
No dying to a father. I mean dying to a fire by worst ways to go out
Like you just feel everything and you slowly just die and everything's just burning up max potential. That's horrible bro.
Drowning? Nah, Drowning, Drowning I feel like you will die faster.
So it's not as bad as a fire. I feel like fire you probably have like 30 seconds, what the fuck? 30 seconds until you...
Stefan Sieger is...
35, 35 here
Come on, show us!
One more!
Son of a gun, son of a gun
My god, let's get this shit over with, bro.
Hey, hey, let's get this shit over with, bro.
Dying slowly, stuck in a cave.
Yo, how did that guy that was stuck in a cave?
Yo, this guy's pissing me off.
How did that guy who had his arm stuck in the fucking cave in between two
present purposes survived in 48 hours there? I would have fucking died.
Oh
More than 40 a my guy is way longer to insane
man 117
there's no way I don't see that shit, bro
I'm gunning for chamber.
Blowing my shit, girl.
Blowing my shit, bear.
No cough.
I don't cough after every, like, pity.
I'm not taking, like, a mouse.
Oh, I'm the best, bro.
I'm the best.
The best, bro.
You said blinker?
If I did blinker, I'd be dead by now.
I'd actually be dead by now.
I'm not like, this is the highest I've ever been in my life.
Cap?
Ah, bro.
Maybe, no.
Maybe not.
I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint.
Maybe not. I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint.
That was part of the highest I've ever been.
Is there a thing?
You want to play, let's play.
Oh boy.
Careful, you're launched.
Give them a fake.
Oh god.
I
Fuck
Hey, oh, I need this so bad. Oh, it's a really
Okay
listen to this the fuck is this huh
I just got punched in the fucking mouth
alright someone stick it
Oh my god, let me get this game win, I'll leave this one win.
So let me get this one win.
Do I look higher or no?
Yes?
I don't know what you're like right now.
It's you and me.
Okay wait, I think they're out.
Come on.
What bro?
No!
I can't come in the shed.
Take off green stream.
God, do I need to do this shit every time, bro?
This is lead to do improve. I'm gonna say it as I sound.
What do you want from me, bro?
of
nice
oh my gosh 74 mixed 70 chamber 40
Savannah on me.
I'm dating.
Oh my god!
No bro, it's the green stream, bro.
It's a green stream!
Blow it into the lens.
So get rid of my green screen then.
Alright, I'll get rid of my green screen, bro.
Yo, what is this flow doing to food, oh my god, bro, oh my god, fuck you.
God damn.
Make that shit blink.
Bro, rage, rage, bro.
Stop.
I
I'm so fried
Come on
Oh, what?
Nice
I
Bro
Hey, I wish I was more talkative like I'm talking to myself
Yeah
You all what how I gave y'all the bro
Hey, bro.
Last round.
See?
Very good.
Oh, this is gonna be hard with the next ult.
No hit.
Oh
It's charge you fucking idiots I hate y'all
It shows in my screen, but I can't y'all can't see the smoke sometimes is a lighting
Yo, Jax why why why why why?
Now I'm just playing with you. I'm just playing. I'm just joking with you
I
I'm like
Oh, I'll do so many good things to you with oh
Oh, he just came now hey, oh wow, bro. Wow. Jesus. Wow. Have a good day
My god, bro
I
Wait, oh my god way
Yo
Oh
Hey guys see that one yes or no, bro, I'm a gay teacher at all
God
Oh my fucking god, man. There's actually just no way, bro. Oh
My god, that was only one game
You gotta be fucking shitty me
Genuinely like that was one game
Do well get it to me
I
Shanks
So it shanks bro. He's not a gold though
YBG, I think YBG is here
Guapa
Prada's in the chat Prada's ugly
Is he actually in the chat?
Dude, not gonna lie.
Who the fuck is playing this game?
Shanks?
Shanks has been playing this game for five years straight, or like ten years straight.
is like genuinely like self it's self-horm
okay
alright bro I'm gonna cue another oh I think you another no I have to cue
another I think you another I'm just gonna cue another fucking
That's Ron. What is he even doing? Is he polishing? Playing cards with my little brother. Yep.
Balash. Ultimate Balash.
Actually, across stage two, the third highest in the league of all the partnership teams of all the players.
He's only behind Neon and Blows, which is crazy.
Did you hear that, chap? Did you fucking hear that?
Oh my God.
I need something I need to look at right now.
What if I were to produce her tryouts?
The next opponent is... you.
I wish Puma loved me so much more than everybody else on the job site.
To my brother, if the whole world is against you, then it's us, versus the world.
I'm with you.
Holy fuck, bruh.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you.
No.
Send us to a Cambodian batty.
So what's the day?
I'm shaking and quaking, clinking, peaking, like shoveling and raking, that's what got
statements from the party adjacent, you think you like raking, and Sissy real quick, you
get a little like the basement.
Do you want me, do you want to love me like that?
Found.
Oh, fuck me, man.
Y'all should start asking random questions though.
No, don't do that.
Why would I tell you how to do that?
Don't do that, don't do that.
TTS?
Oh my God, bro.
I'm putting TTS.
Nah, they're my reflection.
That should not blow my eye.
Alrighty.
Hey, yo, it's good
Yo, yo guys
Yeah, just
Moderate it. All right. All right. I'm 60 turn it on fucking
You're walking
Fuck you mean lock in bro. I'm locked in
I need to win this.
I'll get an agent.
Oh, fuck, come on.
So what's your line?
My case is here.
What?
What are you playing on PlayStation?
How?
Where you at?
How?
How, bro?
That battle on PS5?
Ah, another Kingdom infestation.
What the fuck?
No, they fucking don't bro
After this challenge is done get on boy driving sim we want to see you do some high driving
Well, since you already suck that it's over you might be better
Come down bro. Fuck you. I can drive I've never been in I never caused a car accident
I
Never
Hey Darla, I mean look in tower once you're ready. Okay, uh, you know
That's different the car wasn't moving
Wasn't my own coming traffic
three
ah bro
everything is good with creatures in the back
normal and you're supposed to have a heart
why they shot my body what the fuck
i would love to victimize
get it back in blood
i saw that bro
Oh
My don't mind over
Maybe ask me this to a Victorian child in the 1800s that a little Chinese boy is making money getting high and playing
one
health
yeah
what the fuck
the 78 sewer
you are now manually
one ramp one ramp
I
Already into the chat. Oh my god
Oh my fucking god, yo guys we need to win this round, please
Welcome with a strap
If the comms no one listen, I'm gonna try my hardest
We did it's not a scrap
Damn, let me let me talk bro. Let's go. Let's do a B split
split. It's a big split.
It's down in three, two, one.
It's all fucked up there in the mid lane.
Is that clear?
Seven and a half.
I
Like link link you're not all your wall
I deserve that I deserve death put me in an electric kill it killed me bro
I deserve everything bad in the fucking world. I'm laying bro. You have a mic use it
I deserve everything bad in the world
I
Lose that
This guy's is throwing
So when I get high and play valorant every day my mom
I mean, you also have headphones, right? You can do my creeper thing.
Guys, guys, guys! Bro, come on, bro.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's okay, that's okay.
No, guys. Bro, please. I need to win this shit.
This is guys.
Please stop arguing with each other.
We're only on round three.
My life is tripled though.
Bro, no one's throwing a fucking gold dick shit.
How many eyes that are in real life do you feel watched?
What?
Yeah, I think this guy peeks every round. I'm gonna stun him, let's run him down.
Sure.
Resident evil op linkers ain't no smoke coming up.
Ah, bro. It's over for me.
Yeah, what do you think happens when we die?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Imagine coming home from a 9 to 5 shit deal in a shoulty all day, and then sometimes I really play a valorant game,
and you get a chop-faded spoiled streamer to throw your game for a challenge.
Bitch. Fuck you.
I just will put 24 hours
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Yo stop fucking suffering.
Play the fucking game and charge that fucking drinking.
Fuck, bro.
She might be it for me, bro.
I want to take the time to just say Yusuf is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen
Hey, hey, hey
Let's lock the fucking y'all. I actually I'm not gonna let us FF this shit
Why the fuck are we even here, bro? It's old file. Let's get the fuck out of here, bro
I still believe in you, dude.
What the fuck up?
I have a bitch.
I'm not crying, you're a crypto thrower on my team.
This is got a mic but I want to use it.
Oh my god.
You're like the only one complaining right now.
Yeah, I need to sort that whole round.
You sort it out.
Did you throw it on the left side?
I didn't.
I'm on site.
Oh, you're a good player.
Blank.
I
Don't what is happening? There's no way I shouldn't
I'm too fried.
I need to do- let me answer it- Shirley, yeah, Shirley!
Oh, god, three wins.
Three wins.
used to be good
i am good bro i'm just fucking
every shadow feels alive
every distant scream sounds almost human
and sometimes i wonder
if we're the ones being watched
what?
i don't know how little we're going to see
i'm sick of
watching your gameplay
i need to do a lot of this
I need to do out of this
I'm literally just
I
Show up now
Why why I say it to time
Yo, can you do me a favor and quit the fucking game you're fucking ass bitch
I'm not doing two times bro.
I did my last, I'm not doing two times, I did my last one, I'm not doing that shit.
I did it fuck y'all
else cam i literally did one of them
I
Know this is a horrible idea this is a horrible idea
and he's looking like two people in a second
what purpose do you serve on this client?
my turn
the fuck away from me
bro, can you do me a favor?
i'm calling you bro, finish next
let's not fight the rest of you
thank you bro
come on myself
By the way
That's too serious
Centuries skin walkers wear familiar faces things without name free beneath the earth and forgotten gods listen from places
Humanity so what do you remember why I can see him plus three gets the more faces appear
Get the fuck out of valor ass and stop larking the high
Oh no.
Nah.
Oh fuck.
The world is spinning.
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, what do you mean?
it and hot loop home man do that on fan
they'll know what you make you're gonna
consume the fuck out of this chips with
four pieces of buffalo wild wings
chicken wait this is the accident I'm
not even told them bro hey my dogs are
you didn't do some fuck shit to this
Oh
No, I should could be on the
Oh
But how do you play these games I
When you get these chicken nuggets from
He's happy shit.
That's a good spot.
Jason, wake up. It's time for school.
You've been having a dream. Wake up.
Where did he get those chicken nuggets from?
I
My god, man, no, no, it's not my room right now. It's a fucking blur chat
I
Actually just take 13 hits bro
Hey, I don't mean a mental job like vice
Is there any reason you don't call out in a
I'm not gonna lie bro, now what, I hate y'all, hey all I'm saying is, if he doesn't
use his mic that round, he will not be 111 right now, and you can't even play E, it's
It's a 3v1. Two people die from the flank.
So it can't just be me.
Bro, it's 1-11, just fucking...
I'm gonna run it down, just call us.
One B.
plus 14 plus 4 bro we have to move around let's win it I hate this shit
No.
Oh, good.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, God.
I say to this game and more town.
can I just do a 1, 2, 3 instead of 1, 2, 3?
on top of something. I can feel like the sheep touching the clothes that are touching my skin.
Oh my fucking god.
I need to blow something up.
I
Fight planted
Why am I trying to win this shit, bro
Oh my fucking god, I'm out of d-ring just the other day.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
YBG?
Where's YBG?
Oh
My god
Dog I've got the munchies in this bad, bro. I
Can't you again alone, bro? That's just like genuinely like torture
I'm tasting my Reggie.
Oh my God.
Are you guys food?
Say I'm God.
No, you don't know yet.
I know this one.
I've had this before.
Thank God, bro.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, there's no way, bro dog
That should look good as fuck. What is this?
But why be any better you hop on the game I don't want to ruin their segment of chat
Oh my god, it's a polite brother. So good, bro
Oh my brother left over in the kitchen
I'm silver
Join their segment like what is their segment
Called you wait. Let me call Drew, bro
Oh, I'm so sad. I'm dead ass so sad. This is so sad chat
Body called you
YBG bear hop on discord
Yo, I'm doing a lacy signal. What's up?
If you is there any extra food in the kitchen after after yeah after yeah
I
Get another collab with that man a client. Yo
I go a lot bro
I'm gonna regeat up dog
My son so far he went on burbles. No, it's so but it's actually bad, bro
Like yo, I can't hear you
Bro I'm watching your stream, but you look Friday's fuck
Hey, can you hear me? Yeah
I can't hear you!
AHHHHH!
Wait, how can you not hear me?
YAAAHHHHH!
Bro, you are fried.
Oh my god, why can't you not hear me, bro?
Oh my god!
I added you, bro, at 6 with Salvadorian.
Let me beg.
All the motherfuckers, yo, yo, yo, yo!
I can literally hear myself.
Yo, I hear, I kinda hear you.
Oh, no, I don't, that's in your stream, bro.
Yo, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you now, bro.
Hey!
But have you won yet?
You don't look like you did.
I
I'm so fine you have no fucking idea how much did you lose? I lost two games
In a row, but that's 13
13 bro your fry jit
All right go on the game bruh at me it's for Salvadorian how you spell that I added you bro
Six foot Salvadorian
Where where where where where where where where six foot Salvadorian
Do y'all see a six foot Salvadorian in my ads
Not to keep scrolling bro, oh see
yeah
What version yet update?
No, you mean
You're not updated. I am
No, you're not updated. How?
They get says version mismatch to the game. So basically what happened was I'm explaining to your high-ass
So basically while you was playing the game they came up with an update my game updated your game's not
So you got a research game and get back in the game you fried so it's gonna be a lot for you
You don't have to get through it
I
Bro, how can you play this shit? Hi, oh, it's easy honest. I'll play shit high every night
You still play Valorant
Sometimes
Oh my god, it's a update though
Where's not that bad?
Please time moving in slow
Oh, I
What
Bro, I was talking normally what happened
No, you were
Yeah, I was
But I was talking normally bro. What are you talking about?
See, right, you're high, bro
I
Was are you ready, bro? He was
I was talking to you normal you can go back in the water. She won't
Know you weren't bro. Yes. I was maybe you were lagging or something
Wait Jason he was okay, you had to do something for me, okay? Hmm put your finger on your nose
Now look at your finger. Yeah, well, I'm not I'm not falling for that shit ever again
Yo, I'm watching your sleep your finger or nose. I might be high, but I'm not I'm not I'm not doing that
Bro, it has a new twist to it. What's the twist?
You want to see put your finger on your nose?
Now look at your finger
Yeah, I'm gonna carry you. I'm not even trying to please I need I need everything
Yo yo yo, what's good tea? I feel I feel everything
Hey
Don't sell my shit. You didn't talk in game by the way. Hey
Nope still no don't fuck this game
You're good at playing cipher, bro, you're good, bro
Odin cipher
All right, do me a favor. I need you to lock in sage. I'll read out some rules for you, bubba
You know me something bitch or something. I mean do you want to win?
Oh, you're like the best boss ever by gaming awesome
So are you fake laughing with dubbing them or no
No, man, I was not like you was casting out laughing, bro
Yeah, this is bro you've been pro you've been
Munching on those fucking just it's like the never-ending like big bro run. Give me infinite chips. I got chill, bro
You know the pot of greed
I say you eat not the pot of greed
Don't give me a don't give me a cast in that life
Yeah, you are ruining our six pack
I'm feeling nice bro consider yourself carried, bro. Oh
My god, bro
What is something in the world?
That you would lose everything to gain for
Probably like probably like a really bad, huh?
What about you here?
You there I know guys, let's go see for some shall we
My crew with me
I
Just one oh
My god
One HP on saving code nice
Sage of back seven. That's my death. Thank you
Hey, okay, Jason. Are you hot?
Are we just lost?
He's very low. Oh very low
What you doing?
I need you bro 78 I hit him 78 bro I thought he was low I thought he was low
I think our jet is high yo who said he's low who who said he's low I think our jet is high
bro they got blinker yo like I killed three and then got back up to 78 that's not my fault
Get a mute up for me, bro. Okay. That's one
You know what? Yeah, I got you
Bro, take a blinker. Why are you looking at the blinker? It's saying hit me. Hey, me
Hopefully if we can make it better once we win this game. Are you thinking fake blinkers and you speak hi?
Why don't know smoke them out, bro?
Good I could I I'm so fucking cut the same that really clear sight good
There is four people on beat
It's nice days on are they're chasing after you garage
I
Oh
What
Bro, you get you're kind of scared when you're sober beer a little scarier when you're high
All right, bro
I don't think I'll ever do this shit again
Oh, do you know why?
I'm too high like why I think it was a good idea like losing two games is
26
hits
Yo
Jack, where are you?
This guy's high bruh
Not on this plane brother
He's one yo
Yo, he's one
He was one bro bro set up set up set up
Like dad did you see someone in spawn or something like yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up with you, bro? Let's just play man
Okay, bro, bro, that's a valid car
You said what?
What is he saying? What did he say?
No, I don't know, bro. I mean he says something normal, but you can't hear cuz you're high
Well, I was gonna say we focus on try clutch first
Come on, bro.
And he's got it on green, bro.
That's a Disney mode.
That ass.
Yeah, keep it on that Disney channel, bro.
Damn, bro, this is kind of like a hot shot.
Like, it's like, you should have cool things.
Like, me.
One more, one more.
I'm not going to say something.
Yo, I'm giving you an invite if you want to play.
Me, Adapt, Pepsi, Lays are going to probably play some
SNB on Black Ops too if you're welcome to join.
Like right now?
Probably like 15 minutes or something like that before
new zombies, and you're welcome to join, bro.
But if you're still doing this challenge, you can't win.
Oh, wait, you need to win a game.
Oh, wait, you can't get off them, right?
You still have to win a game?
I can't get off.
I can't answer you until I win three games.
How many wins have you won?
Zero.
All right.
He's first.
We'll see.
Let me do the log.
Yo.
Yo, where is your hi-ass?
We planted on A. We planted on A with your Friday ass.
Get your fried ass to A.
Oh, damn.
How many deaths are we done?
Four.
You're all greening out, bro.
Dog, dog, I can't.
I just too many things going on right now, bro.
That's a sage wall.
You're talking about it.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
You've got such a way of information.
Ah.
All right, dude, huh?
Yeah, bro, come on.
Bro, why is the same dude who's at the stemming rod, deadass OB?
Is this guy like a chat hopper?
I'm just standing.
Let's go.
Huh?
I'm going to have to fight.
What?
I got to hit it.
Spike down.
What?
Yeah.
Just fuck the go, bro.
Bro, you are crouched walking through a slower, bro.
No, I'm not.
Bro, you don't look like a happy camper right now, bro.
What's going on?
Fuck it.
Come on.
You owe two blinkers, I'm seeing in the chat, I actually-
Why don't I hear if you didn't do it?
What the fuck did he just say?
You invite me into the games tonight?
What did he just say?
Did he just...
Come on, come on, come on.
Did he get out of there?
Yeah, I didn't die.
Wait, they're about, like, a 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
You want one? One 20?
I'll get back.
Like Earth.
Take a blinker.
Wait, why are they saying I'm Earth 3?
Because you do.
We lost three rounds.
Bruh.
Yo, Earth to Dayton.
Welcome to Earth, Mega.
Welcome to earth mega. God damn. Take your three blinkers, bro. Oh my fucking god
Are you greening out bro?
I'm not
Sage is playing a scene probably gonna go to the right.
What?
No, no, no.
You're high, bro. You're high.
That's a wall.
That's a fucking wall.
Wait, how long?
I think the height is about to lock their pussy.
Oh, never mind.
I never mind. I did it.
that's another blinker because he lost another round
I killed them
I don't think this challenge is impossible bro
bro
this is not possible bro
bro it's possible bro
oh and everything I love this is impossible bro
oh god it's possible bro
bro you mean high should be above
Get him Jay! Get him Jay!
Jason!
I've left.
We lost this round. That's another Blanker, bub.
Oh fuck, bruh.
No, no, no, no, please.
Please, bruh.
Jason, is that another Blanker?
Nice, Jason. Okay, you 0-15 though.
I've been counting.
No, no, no, no. You still 0-15.
15? You do.
Yes. We lost 15 rounds.
There's no way
All right, what's seven plus two then that's 15
Oh, you're just high bro seven plus you're 15 you're 15 blinkers
I just do one long one I'll count as all 15
I
Fuck wait hit him a lot
I need you
When every round
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I didn't know I can't
please
All right, but I got
I got you I got you
Yo ho, you look.
I'm gonna say how you look, I'm gonna call me racist.
Bro, there's no way, bro, my shit, it's so dry, it's so dry over here, it's so dry over
here.
Hey.
Nice, bro, it's a good round, as long as we don't die, okay?
We died around over
Well done Jason
Oh
My god, bro
Bro be my little he makes you play better bro been telling you that
Yeah, bro you sound like
I
Wonder if I could like fake be sober right now. Oh, you're faking being high already
ready bear pretty hard to do that
what the fuck is that?
123
123 saves
what are you doing?
I
Did you even kill the wrong guy
YBG bro
Bro, I mean that's another loss, you know, right? This is not possible bad every round lost, bro
Gotta lose a lot of rounds, bro
Oh my god
Bro don't throw up if you're gonna do anything don't throw up from greening out. No, don't tell me I'm gonna green out
I'm not gonna green out. I'm just bro. I'm just trying to support you bro
hi
Rage baiting bro
Get mad when you're fucking high drive what you sober
okay guys I hear some some for it's a some for a lobby lots long guys
one back side already
What was in his hand?
Oh you just got stuck bro, you're actually in a beautiful spot, bro.
Bro, that's awesome. I'm so happy for you.
Bro, you're getting stuck bro, you should just enjoy it bro, but don't agree now, don't get too high.
Dude shut the fuck up.
Fuck you!
Bro, I love getting high bro.
your chest in the green house
i don't think it will be
grassy
the
One enemy remaining.
He's here, he's here.
Good job, guys.
Alright guys, if you guys want to know, my friend Jet is Jason the Wean.
And he's doing, though, every round lost one Blinker challenge.
Currently he's 34 Blinkers in, and he's feeling pretty fried.
We're gonna have to win this game with no more rounds lost,
and we're gonna have to try to save my friend Jason.
I
What please guys guys, please help Jason same Jason
Yeah, there are lots of movement a lot h4
100 on where they
What?
They're going to get a heal from this guy at the stage, that's what I'm talking about.
He's on the left.
I
Will be lost we lost
No fucking way bro Jason we lost
I'm not going to be lost.
Jason, Kai's coming.
Kai's coming.
Hi, guys.
What are you Bumbaklot doing?
Dude, that means that Jason has to take another blinker, guys.
Go ahead, Jason.
Jason, go ahead.
But do it secretly because Kai's coming and Fanon's looking for you.
Secretly take the blinker because Kai said no smoking no party in um, you know
Well, you're frozen
All right, but what's not fun? Oh my god, bro, you're actually get it
I love you. I love you.
Oh, man, bro. You really turn angry when you hide, bro. I know what type of nigga you are.
I thought you said something else. Bro, El Ego, you changed.
What are you two, dude? Aw.
So cute. Alright, but don't lose anymore, okay?
Yeah, we gotta win this. Yeah, yeah.
I'll see it
Yo, they just poured fart spray on Jason and on Jay shock, bro
Jason we lost this round they should be very careful two of our teammates already died. This is seeming like a round boss, bro
I'm not.
I'll not see. I'll not see.
I'm okay.
Oh.
Close right. Uh...
You know that means you know that means say with me it's time for a blinker. Why did you say with me?
No, you don't lie. We got it. We got to change the rules or this is this is nope. It's just not gonna work
But you mean it's not gonna work, bro. We're already 35 rounds in bro. You can't change the rules now
35 bro 35 years 35 rounds in bro 36 actually
of
Oh my god.
Let's go, guys.
Dude, Jason, good round, bro.
Wait, Jason, we can win this game without losing any more rounds.
Oh, never mind.
I just got an Amber alert.
I gotta go.
What?
I just got an Amber alert.
I gotta go.
I'm not to leave the game.
All right, guys, I have to leave the game.
I got an Amber alert.
Wait, the Amber Alerts for Jason Wynn.
What?
Bro, the Amber Alert says your name.
I kid you not.
Wow.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
You tell me, bro.
I'm scared.
Oh, I'm getting really scared, bro.
What the fuck's what we want right now?
What?
Oh, it says your name on the Amber Alert.
I'm how?
I'm here.
Okay.
Jason, we can win with no more rounds lost.
Give me a hell yeah, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go, I was close enough.
Let's go.
Really, you're melting.
Let's go.
Hey.
Oh, fuck!
What, you got munchies? I hear when people get high they get munchies.
Yeah.
Or do you get munchies?
Yeah, they're...
Roar. You should get a munchie box or something.
For your munchies.
Yeah, they're A. They're A. They're A.
Uh-uh.
I'm sure
You know that means
I'm not a library you got a crash on this club, bro you're settling you on purpose, bro
817 bro crash on him bro
Well crash on that guy bro. He's selling you bro shut up
All right, bet yo selfs bro my friend Jason Louise. I'm very happy with you because he's doing a challenge, bro
You didn't know yes, I'm YBG Jason's cameraman
It's okay. It's okay.
In case there's any flying downs in the game.
I need this shit back.
Bro.
But don't you need three wins?
Yeah.
No!
How are you gonna get three wins, bro?
Yeah, I'm gonna ask him. Let's get him.
Oh, there's supposed to be big pieces of the lead on.
Bro, wow.
We re-attack some Gata, we re-attack re-attack Tinex, we re-attack re-attack, we re-attack, we re-attack.
Eeey, it's an S1, but it's an S1.
Dead on one.
I'm dead.
Dead on Blue.
One garage.
I've lost.
What is he doing?
What are you doing is my question?
Yo, chat, you're so faded.
Yeah, he's chat, am I faded?
Wait, look at my little streamer lose her ass and nerd ass.
Yo, chat, am I faded?
Nerd ass streamer dude.
Fucking nerd ass streamer dude.
But they fried you.
That did in the game fried you.
What the fuck?
Orc ass streamer dude.
Bro, yo, chat, am I faded?
Chat, am I hot?
work as dreamer god like yeah bro let me stream me get it faded bro yo my
I did it, dude.
Shut up, fuck off.
Get out there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's get us dead.
Duh.
What's wrong?
Oh, no, oh, no.
hello hello five damage on him five damage
these five damage a good common yeah yeah it's it's the best opinion I'm
you know for me
wow bro on you if I get a buy dude you could buy them you're do you can buy
if someone's fine, if someone
are you high? Are you a
I guess I can't. I went on
Yeah, you went on verbal. That
you don't know. Yeah, I'm going
through that stage right now.
you get in the horny stage
oh yeah that's actually true
1 up C, 7-8
where they see, where they see?
C, C, C
CDD, EE, ATF, ATF, 7-8
there's an E5, there's an E5
we can win, we can win
so this nerd ass streamer dude loses as many rods as possible
on their side now
yo brahman their side now
fucking nerd ass stripper dude yo try to buy high
yeah you should buy me
so
come on bro this is your round
That's one of them
Is that Wraith?
Wraith's using his-
Yup, they're on him
Alright, get out of the way, get out of the way
Oh, they're on him
I'll be safe
Oh, it's-
Let's frickin go do the interviews I did the most.
Thank you bro.
Let go of your four buttons.
At least you had it on the camera.
Oh my god bro.
Bro you're literally leaning bro.
You should have said not fendin.
That shit's not hitting me.
RPG.
Oh wait.
That was the one I was...
Bro that...
That one's laced bro.
That was the one I was, bro that, that one's laced bro.
I was like, yo bro, I was like, bro it's not strong enough.
I gotta lace it with some fentanyl bro.
Yo, you're hitting that?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bro, that's what I be smoking.
Bro, I'm sorry.
Yo, I said I was sorry bro.
You probably can't understand English anymore bro,
you're faking.
3 fire this with me
on this one this one
nah nah nah
nothing
K-PAK
oh man
there you go
I'm dead
oh my god
Look you go away, but like I keep your beat
To 80 on a native don't go to see is to see away. What? Yeah, fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing
He clocked you bro
I'm staring at the walls on attack every single round.
What are you talking about?
Yo chat, yo chat in my eye.
Yo chat, chat in my eye.
They match, Dreamer dude.
Me!
Oh my god, I saw.
Updraft to heaven.
Stand on that box for a while.
Use your updraft to get into heaven.
Nope, they're up there.
He's behind you, chat.
Holy.
Oh
What the hell
I'd both think you're dreaming out
your blinkers bro you deserve that bro you could have won that for yourself
your team
duh you got words to say or not I have no fucking words bro I I I've gone
unverbal I'm literally seeing everything in slow motion my knives are spinning in
slow fucking motion but also what did I just get all for our sight there you go
Jason Jason this is all you one man with the mission
Bumbo fucking clot. Well, I only had one of a lot. Okay, I'll see you
Oh
Yeah, and after you get you lay master or dude
You're that guy in the game said I do a lay master or dude
Okay
bro you sold are you had zero first bloods dog what the fuck am I just
AFK I'm literally stuck in time right now
bro oh my god I can't open my eyes bro bro open them open your eyes
eyes bro how fried are you 40 blinkers not that much bro
you fake hi no no no no no no that
that said what don't you say I'll be back I'm gonna are you better like enter a
different plane of existence bro you're leaning bro it's just we
David what do you mean I'm leaning?
Well you're literally your whole body is leaning towards one direction breath that's not normal
bro.
Well I'm feeling the fuck I desire.
Well you gotta do the challenge we need three wins.
I don't know why the fuck would I do three wins.
Yeah, I ain't got a lot of three wins this week.
Let's do this right here.
Yeah, Dennis, I saw that.
It's so hard to do one.
This is the first one.
Oh, my God.
But if we do one win, then maybe it'll be too easy.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yo.
Hey, Jason.
It's me, bro.
You greened out two hours ago.
No.
No, I didn't.
Yep.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
And now I need you to wake up for me, okay?
You're still in slow motion.
No, no, no.
Jason, Jason.
Greened out two two hours ago, okay? We're all here trying to wake you up
No, no, no, we're all here trying to wake you up. I'm gonna sleep for a while
But you've been asleep for two hours, bro. There's no way I've been worried about you. Yes, bro. Yes, you have
No way greened out two hours ago, bro. We've been trying to wake you up this whole time
There's no way
Bro, we just left Paris yesterday. Are you still jet lagged?
Paris was yesterday, are you still jet lagged?
All right, bro, whatever bro. All right, Irene and Emily are coming over tomorrow. What the fuck are you saying?
I'm not gonna lie your time traveling, bro
Do you know what year it is 2026? No, it's 2023 bro the problem of your life
What?
You get to do a do-over. Okay, if it changed whatever you want. No, they're currently in phase
All right, let's get a win back
Bro, I need a break, man. All right, I guess a month
I
First day of school
Well, I got a pro in the lobby since kings
Yeah
those kings he said i heard you need a pro
yo he said i'm gonna invite you
hi brad that's cool that's cool
all right i get cool i mean bro honestly
I don't know any bros.
Bro guapo bro.
Alright where's guapo?
Where's the yeah?
You need a pro to carry, well what's the point honestly?
What's the point bro?
So I think bro I'm so high right now.
Bro, do you want to earn it or do you want to get carried through it bro?
What's the point, bro? You might as well give him your account and play on it, bro.
Alright, come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
You can do it yourself.
Baz watching.
Come on, bro, big deep.
Oh my god.
Alright, catch up on your blinkers.
Catch up on your blinkers.
I don't even understand how, like, hi I am, or...
I don't know, bro. This is...
This is too much.
Oh, that sounds like you're greening.
That ass?
No, no, no. You'll know if you're greening. Bro, I greened out the other night, actually.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did, bro.
Well, how good is it if you're greening?
Bro, I felt sick.
Wanted to throw up and I wanted to sleep so it'd be over bro. I
Was in between sleeping and throwing up well guapo's in the chat like look you want to get carried you want to get carried
It's your way through it
Bro you if you throw out
Dude, throwin' up is good, because then you get rid of all the bad stuff out of your
body.
It's like a detox.
Maybe you should throw up.
Bleh.
Maybe you should throw up.
Bleh!
Can you bite? Bleh!
Stop.
Wait, wait, can you add what was in the call?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
You have to join the new call though, okay? Can you do that?
How?
So, it's gonna call you and you're gonna press accept, okay?
What did he add?
Did you add it?
Oh fuck.
I just forgot I'm in the toilet.
Yo!
bro it didn't make a noise bro which oh hi yes it did bro you were just
putting it out no it wasn't making fun I swear
probably you got to get her and carry Jason and Valerian I bet when you do
some shit to anyways. You down?
Oh,
say you're hard. Okay, keep that to yourself. You need to tell us
that.
You couldn't plan this idea like the end of your stream.
How many wins? Three wins in a row?
Probably G.
I mean, three wins in a row, bro. Do you see this nigga over
here, bro? He's literally finger in his eyeball, bro,
while being stuck in time, bro.
It's like, do you think that's going to happen?
Dude.
No, you got to keep asking me questions, bro.
All right, bro, what's your name?
Jason.
OK, who mogs you?
Marlon?
Oh, go on.
Oh!
I don't know.
All right, who's your favorite flower?
Oh, my god!
I'm high, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm high.
What the fuck?
Bro, I hate you.
Wait, why would you hear high, too?
Yeah, I'm getting caught.
Dude, I'm not allowed to.
I'm glad you said that because I'm high as fuck right now.
Whoa, I'm contact-tied, bro.
Wait.
I'm high as fuck.
I'm so high life since slow-made shit.
Christ, I'm high as fuck.
Wait, why is life in slow-motion?
Yeah, because I'm high.
So, what, braw about to go non-verbal start leaning on my chair sideways.
Because that's what he was doing.
Good.
Good. Are you all right?
Stop asking that, bro.
You said ask you questions, now you're saying don't ask you questions.
Ask me different questions that don't involve this.
Okay, but like what type of questions do you want?
You want math questions general trivia boys gonna win one game of Valorant. We're chilling
alright
I bet easy why my game not loading up chat
Don't just I smoke and get high wait chat shot every blinker wait chat wait chat every round. I lose. I had a blinker
Lit 40 rounds left
Later I meant I'm at 40 rounds later and then like you wait saw us
We can move Mario Kart like an hour.
Edward, I don't think he's live yet.
He might be.
What are we waiting on?
Can you leave your body right now and enter the astral realm?
Wait, what?
Leave your body and enter the astral realm?
Astral realm.
I love you, bro.
the astral realm
it's like the spirit world
what is the astral realm
alright try it right now try it right now try to leave your body
and then look at yourself try try try
whoa you're astral projecting
now imagine you're a butterfly flying through the sky
and then a frog
I'm here inviting you to eat
you.
Invite me.
Why are you laughing?
I told that joke 30 minutes ago.
You know I don't understand how time is going by.
It's been 30 minutes since I told that joke
about the butterfly, bro.
You're still laughing about that shit.
No, what are you talking about?
I've been saying if I ever take 130 minutes.
Invite me.
Like, Adrian, you've been asking that how long, bro?
Two hours?
For what?
Yeah, bro.
You're high, too, bro.
Bro, I'm high as fuck right now.
God.
he said let's invite him
you fuck
you invite him
I fuck
I don't have him added on this account
he doesn't have to be added on this account
I do I do
Sam now I'll just show you bro
I'll have you added
I'm high
what the fuck do you mean you're gold
bro twin chill you too high twin chill
bro
hey
who the
why the fuck are you gold
it's me
it's me it's me you're in or done
It's me!
What is he talking about, bro?
I'm your inner thoughts!
Bro, Santi entered your mind in the actual projection.
No way!
What the fuck is going on?
Dig Santi out of your head!
Don't get me out of here! Please stop!
Get him out of your head!
Get him out!
It's Asian as fuck!
good job
yeah
what the fuck
bro are you okay?
wait
bro my monitor got plugged
wait wait wait hold on hold on
alright AJ wait we're good we're good
AJ we're good
no bro no my monitor got plugged
what the fuck are we playing
Swift Blade? I knew he was fake high bro
What are we playing split play?
Bro give me another chat.
Chat send me a gold account.
Chat send me a gold account on Discord.
How do I fix this shit?
Bro look at the top of the list of the invite friends bro.
It's just like seeing her for the first time.
I
I'm changing my account just wait bro. They said bro. How long have we been in this lobby screen?
That's what I was to you. I feel I've been the shit bro. Santi entered my mind
But he did yes, bro
Why would it happen? What the fuck?
He yeah, you send it to me on discord chat. I'm gonna get a bowl
I'm so thirsty bro my throat is so it's so thirsty dry
Oh, I'm thirsty thirsty Jason
And it's me on this wait the water's hurting my stomach is maybe sick. I'm gonna throw up
Wait bro my stomach it hurts wait the air the air tastes like poison. Yeah, I don't like breathing anymore
you have to force yourself to breathe now in how that forces up the blank make
yourself blank
there's no fucking way bro you show your writing in security go are you
breathing yes I'm breathing bro so everything heavy so I can say you're
breathing bro because I can't tell I gotta see your body moving thank you
What?
Thank you, Jack.
What?
Bro, why would you, bro?
Why would you, you're fucking hell if it's all this high, bro.
Bro, I'm contact high, bro.
Bro, what the fuck do you mean you're contact high?
You're not even in the same fucking house.
Oh
Everything's moving in slow motion
Yo, why did you send me your information?
What's up boys
No, no, no.
Wait, let me see your eyes.
Oh my, don't get close to my eyes.
Yeah, I don't do it right here.
That's fine.
Wait, your eyes are so bloodshot.
Really?
How many hits have you had?
Both of them.
A pen?
Too many.
What are you smoking?
Outweigh, uh, uh, 710 lbs.
That's it.
A pen?
Yeah, brah.
Y'all want, you want to hit?
Fuck no.
Suffer?
No.
Don't be very serious.
You had 40 hits, say on God.
Yes, bro, I'm on it.
Wait, why with 40 hits?
I'm in Tel Aviv right now, bro.
Wait, is that normal?
You're in Tel Aviv.
Wait, is 40, are you going to be OK?
I don't know, bro.
Can you, do you want some water?
Wait, bro, whoa, what are you,
why are you making it seem like I'm about to die?
What's going on right now?
40 hits of a pen is nuts, Jay.
Yeah, but you're fine.
Yeah, I'm good.
As long as you're having a good time, fuck it.
You know what, the munchies are got food upstairs.
Oh, bro, I was watching out stream.
Y'all have my ass, ooh, bro.
Oh, his eyes are sharp.
Yeah, look at his eyes.
You look like brother learning.
Dude, your eyes are like shunt.
No, they're not, bro.
They're still open.
What team is this?
Baseball.
The Badgers.
How is he matching?
He can't see that match.
All right.
Listen, bro, can you give me things, a screen for me?
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, y'all.
Appreciate it, y'all.
40 pieces, please.
Oh, my God, that, uh, we used a smoke shop.
Really?
Oh, that's a long story, son.
Hey, yo, guys.
Yo, bro, you look like Bert and Ernie.
Hey, bro, am I hired a dish shop just walking
to see you like Bert and Ernie?
I
Agent you guys want me to play well whatever
I can do it on everything
They still get on stage and then you can get on like a different thing
Okay, babe, I'm gonna just carry the game and I'll just make it easy for us. Yeah
I'm not gonna lie though. Like I do Jason. I've known you for so long. I don't ask for much, bro
You're not streaming after this. I could get the raid when you're done. Is that?
I'm just saying
Now I'm not high
So now so now my fuck is a sentient all of a sudden fuck it oh
The chips coming back
Fuck it. Fuck it dude. No, no, no, no don't drink more water because more water is gonna put more stuff in your stomach for more stuff to throw up
Because if you throw it and you're gonna throw up all over the place
Play
I'm good bro sober
I'm sober
Bro, what if you were really in Valor you were a real life Valor agent you walk around
I'd probably be uh, I'd probably be isa
You probably did it.
Yeah, I would be ice though.
I would be Omen because I'm misunderstood.
Is Omen misunderstood to see a demon born from hell?
Well, you better not be saved. Well, you bet it's ill.
What's going on?
Who's that?
They can heal me?
Dave's in.
You're high.
He'll have it.
A.J.?
I'll meet you, he'll have it.
A.J. save us.
A.J.
He'll have it.
I feel like I'm melting, bro.
All right, if you guys have sex with one ballerina agent, who would it be?
What?
No, what?
That's normal question.
All right, if you guys have sex with one overwatch agent, who would it be?
I'm picking.
I'll pick.
Hey, I'll pick Phoenix because it looks like YBG.
What?
Hey!
I'm probably banging Sage to be honest, but she bad.
Amazing.
I don't really even like women.
We all cuffed up in the car, bruh.
Yeah, bruh, they got us.
I
Were you losing bro, I'm wondering
Bro, I didn't think it was trash.
What are you talking about, bro?
Bro, how do you do a dick?
I'm watching the instant replay right now.
Why would you throw with your gun around to your hand
and aim it at the smoke?
Are you hired or something?
I'm fine, like, holy.
You're not.
No, you're chillin'.
I feel like I'm outside the shit right now.
No, you're not.
You're good, bro.
Bro, hey, body.
Bro, if I put keys in your hand right now,
are you driving correctly?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like someone is going to pass away on the road if I drive.
Oh, bro, you're not even high, bro.
What the fuck?
How did that just happen?
Get my gun and win.
How did I just die to that?
That's ridiculous.
That's fucking ridiculous.
He's a cubby, cubby, cubby cat.
Yo, how did you just, Jason,
no doubt of this guy.
He killed all of us.
There's a vehicle behind you.
Bro, you're just high ass.
Bro, you're fainting hard, bro.
Behind you, behind you, Omen.
Wait, our Omen might be high, too.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
Yo.
Alright, guys.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
This is my friend Jason Lowe and my friend A2Guapo, okay?
We're doing the one blinker every loss round challenge.
So, if you guys don't want us to get high,
then we shouldn't lose rounds.
But if you do want us to get high,
then we should lose rounds.
Not a very talkative bunch.
All right. All good.
Oh, I'm dead.
Jason, can you rest me?
I can't.
Wait, Jason, I marked you.
Jason, rest me.
That's not a fake hit bruh.
Whoa, cool knife bro.
Well I didn't know smoke come off is not a fake hit.
Wait, why is your movement perfect if you're high?
But why is your crosshair placement perfect if you're high?
Are you high?
Shit, we're off bro.
He's awping bro, I need to do something.
We don't have any initiator, it's just KO.
Bro, look at this big kid.
We're gonna flash Jason, you ready?
Okay, why didn't you like that round?
That scene, eh?
Uh, it was just bad.
I'm gonna try to mark it.
Well, could you have done differently that round, Jason?
Cause I died.
Okay, but when you were running out, you had your wall.
He's marked it.
You should have walled him.
Bro, I thought someone was gonna shoot or so out of the wall.
Come on, go and help me.
I thought someone shot you because you did it wrong.
He's marking, no, no, he's marking.
You ever heard of the phrase, food for thought, Jason?
the fuck team is this bro the whole team fucking hi
what's your favorite quote?
my favorite quote is gotta be
I don't know
there's a lot of good quotes in this world
okay but can you pick one?
something by Socrates
wait was Socrates artist
okay stop right there
he was a great philosopher
Okay, so stop right there. His name is socrates. He's a socrates
so crazy
No, oh no, socrates
So it's
There you go, socrates
Wait soccer team was not in the World Cup anymore, but the World Cup ended a while ago
No, it's soccer tease. No, no, we're not wearing soccer teeth, bro
No, so crap soccer
of
course you're gonna fucking what is going on
this is a little nice much of jay
okay jason what do you think the best form of attack you think that
do you do you ever set the fuck up do you ever just let it go
I'm trying to listen to the
fucking game and you're in my
ear. I can't play fucking.
Oh, oh, oh, my god. You're
resorting to name calling.
What is that? Is that nice?
you there is there is shriek what's your name oh nice try not the hard R bro you're
not calling me neither no bro you can't race this way you hide no way I could get
I'm not playing anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't like to hear that word but someone in my group actually suffers from that
No, don't I said that laugh bro if it's not funny enough. They just don't laugh at all
I'm not fake laughing. Fuck you. I hate you, bro.
You hate me.
Yes, I do.
Fucking pussy eat my balls.
I like, I like.
What's in this book?
Let's go team up.
I needed it so bad.
I needed it so bad, bro.
Please, you just want to sit back.
Look at a smoke all game while your teammates carry you or do you want to win this yourself?
Well, I'm trying
Are you I'm trying
All right, what should we do this game then?
What do you do this round? What do we do this round? We have to go B
Okay, guys our idea is saying we have to go B. Okay. Let's go B. Okay. What should we do on B?
What's our execute plant the bomb?
plant the bomb
those smokes
Oh
Okay, what should I do? Yeah, come on
What the fuck
It's a smoke
Am I getting fucking Johnny's in a
Why do you know one coming in to your right?
I hate you, bro. Oh, you fucking hate me, huh? I hate you, bro. Why do you hate me?
What did I do? You're asking me what we should do. You said dash in. You didn't say dash
in. Clear right, left. You didn't say dash in smoking. You didn't say dash in out.
You said dash in.
Now hit the blinker two times.
No, I need a break.
Here, just add my shit up.
I'll do it later.
No, I'll do it now.
Go on, try to add something on this.
Is this our eco or your 5000 credits?
Why didn't you buy?
Why didn't you have your night found in spawn?
What the fuck are you doing?
You said ask you questions, right?
question is what the fuck are you doing
that's again I got a gun top mid for you
I do baby hits I do baby hits bro
what the fuck are you doing
The
Vandal on cat and there's one made Jason please
Jason
He's made I slept made what
Could be true. Could be true fast. We've three fast. They did his name
What a lovely lad well look am I up for me daddy?
Where?
I made me made me made me there you go.
That's what you're doing.
Thanks you guys.
Then I'll call AJ daddy.
Call AJ daddy.
No problem man.
No daddy sir.
Oh fuck.
Why are you not calling daddy?
He's curing you.
Because I'm just thankful.
I don't have to call him dad to be thankful.
Alright.
You're good bro.
You don't have to call me dad to be thankful.
Thank you. You're good bro. No, maybe we should maybe start asking him for things to see how
$1,000
You get greedy when he's high bear
Fuck yeah, I'm trying to put this overlay on my screen. I forget
What the fuck is my say dropping?
Am I blind
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
You want pizza?
No, I would think you were wrong, man.
I
Wait what it didn't give me the kill
I get paid off for you any day they're specating that round is that awesome what?
How was spectating that round? Was it awesome?
I did it. I played it and I died.
Yeah, okay, what happens after you die, Jason? You spectate, right?
Yo, bro.
Bro, I think we're both too high, bro. We're greening out, bro.
Alright, Jason, what's your favorite color?
Uh... blue.
play blue blue what kind of blue like navy blue baby blue ocean blue astral blue ultra blue
Sakura blue uh mika blue uh orange blue what are you doing right now right stop
What the fuck is that fuck you guys
so there's fuck you shut up speak so just like how do I download
once you're right see once you're right yep what are you doing Jason what the
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck.
Time to stop back up.
Alright, so Jason, I'm gonna ask you to do two things for me, okay?
What?
Jason.
Alright, number one, open your fucking eyes.
Eyes are open.
Number two, use your fucking guts.
You can buy here. I'm gonna buy you. Okay. I'm gonna buy you a big
Oh, you can buy yourself. Okay. All right. I'm gonna play with you this round. Okay
All right, let's do the spawn play. Yes, well with our knife out play. Let's do that one
Yep, yep, let's go
All right, but I'll be we're going to our bed. Let's go cat
nice lower bro okay they're off you can't we should probably go to our right right now
um all right get ready bro
one close cat close cat let me carry for you again
oh my god he's on the cross
Oh
Yeah, I'm a tattoo all right today some bubba you hold tap for me bubba
Last round in the half. I know I don't even I don't even care. We're gonna win bro. I just had to do that whole thing
All right, what's your what's your favorite new anime that's like still releasing episodes
I don't know okay, okay, what about you AJ?
Oh, you like any anima's that are coming out?
Uh, I like, uh, Demon Slayer.
Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one, Jason, do you like Demon Slayer?
Uhhh, didn't say it was pretty good.
Okay.
What the fuck bro? How's he killing me?
That's cheating bro.
oh my god yes yeah the woman's gonna kill you daddy uh
hey how are you the woman hasn't spoken bro
i'm right here
nice try bro i'm gonna watch by bg what's your favorite anime that's coming out
right now bleached for sure definitely
so six six halves not that bad but if I was doing a blinker challenge at six
six half would probably probably almost break me bro I'd probably be on the
verge of insanity bro nah we'll win and now it's pretty much
unloosable yeah Jason how are you one in ten bro at least get a kill bro a
positive reinforcement though because like when I'm high like positive
enforcement. JC, JC. It's okay. You're okay. You're gonna do great. Okay, buddy.
5G bro. Yeah. You're dead ass. Like, I don't hate to be high around you. Bro, no, you wouldn't.
You would love to be high around me.
Jason, why don't you look at me. Bro, I have a great reaction. Did you just ask Jason if his
favorite color was Mika blue no I did I have such a late reaction that was like
20 minutes ago I have such delayed reaction is that even a real color of
blue to have Wow Wow all right so Jason yep yep yep yep well right there what
you're whoa whoa quickly quickly bowl nice I said kill me kill me I might you
kill me i'm i was here jimmy kill me oh looks like someone's realized that it's
planted on the other side oh I'll wait for you to share don't count on him
I'll be honest
Yep
It's near fucking useless all that running over just
You lost well
And that's he lets me last second too high this is going to catch up on your catch up on your blinkers
Oh my god
Oh
Baby raisin it's that what do you think about that? I don't like baby rage
Okay, I don't know baby
All right, Jason Jason what's a what's the streamer you don't like?
The first room it comes your hair
Well, it's got PR chain even when he's high
All right while you're still on top of the wall and kill them all three goes, bro
They're here Jason they're here
They're going a yes, man. Yeah, they're going. Oh, now this guy want to speak what the fuck was that?
How was he buffed bro?
I'm about to play A bro, how are you guys letting me in A?
Two trees.
Nice.
Clutch.
Really clutch.
He's tree.
One tree.
King, there's trees here.
Hold tree, hold tree!
I'll kill some trees.
They can be having!
Jason, what a round!
Bro, how many kills did you get?
I got one, and I'm doing 11.
Thanks.
Fuck you.
Bro, you're not even high anymore.
Can you hit the blinker, like hard?
I'm definitely...
Are you fucking crazy?
No, are you crazy?
I'm so hot, bro.
Bro, bro, are you hot?
You're gonna drop, Jay.
Jason, you might as well sell everything you dropped.
Jay, wait, let me get a drop.
Appreciate you, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
All right, Jason, what's your favorite power rager?
Which power ranger do you like the most?
I personally like the, um, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the green and white ranger
The white ranger, the red one. Yeah, the red ranger is the whole green and white
Not all these things are different rangers. I was both the one
I would try to be like this more
He needs some say
and just talk for hours.
Bro, let's get high tonight.
Come on.
Bro, A.T., do you remember that 1-9?
Bro, A.T. and Jason, do you ever remember that 1-9
when we were going to boxing, right?
We were going to boxing 1-9.
Oh, yeah, and then we got high.
It's a late night vibe, bro.
We were all wearing our matching outfits from the stream.
Oh, I remember that.
Oh, they just set good vibes.
two more guys two more they're resurrecting on site if you peek now well done lad this
is two more on site he said is I want you to get these kills run out there is a vandal
you're right I'm fucking blimey man wow wow give a gun what a fucking wall
bro escape the genius it's up to you to stop them bro it's up to you on the
Right, you're right. They have K. They're not right. They have K. You have to play. You have to play. You see him, Jay. You see him.
We lost, we lost.
I was just told you to be.
I told you.
Bro, do you even care, everyone?
You know what I like doing when I'm high? Why would you? Oh, we should get food, bro.
A high eating session.
Bro, I love being high and eating, bro.
Bro, I don't like being too high and then greening out and throwing up.
I just would you are more high right now
Bro if I could be higher bro, I'd be on my trip different level, bro
We do you should we lose this game on purpose?
You know the only thing I don't like about being high Wow is when I wish I was higher
I
Was guys sitting in the fucking corner. Can you res me Jane you could wall and rest in it you should wall my body
Res me Jason I'm behind you
Now we're gonna win once they have it let's go cat
I
Can beat your left
Let's have it happen you're right, right?
Do you want to blinds the buzzer?
Hello, oh
My god
Who had I missed that jump?
That's what I'm talking about before bro. I've never missed that jump back in a day
It's because I'm high as fuck
Wait wait life's in slow motion Jason wake up Jason
Jason
Hey, bro, I hate being high as fuck and like people just talking and stimulating the OD
I would like being high and everybody chatting cuz it makes me anxious though. Oh my god anxiety and just overthinking
Yeah, what is a horrible having about you high to handle the situation down to like make my heart spike. Oh my god
This one should hate that
bro I would feel my heart like bracing my chest no I would I would not be
I
Am I being hard
streaming so maybe a few comms out of you maybe a joke here in there because like us as viewers in
the chat you want to see your streamer probably Joe wait I don't want this you know like that
uh well joke you want to hear um can you tell me the one about the Fagawi can you tell me that one
What you're going to do is wall yourself up so you can kill all of them from a higher advantage
Everyone knows Valorant has height advantage. If you're a higher up, you can shoot down on people
Bro, my son playing Valorant in his dreams right now
I feel like I'm dreaming right now like this feels like a dream
I feel like I'm dreaming about streaming Valorant.
But Jason, what if you were dreaming this whole time and then you have to wake up and
do all this all over again?
Wouldn't that make you anxious?
So, we ain't ever to live the same day twice.
It's kind of an OP superpower.
but would you want to limit what would you get from it this day nothing really
maybe maybe
Don't do drugs? You don't like drugs?
Those are bad.
Those are bad for you, right?
Yeah.
So, do you like, like, what's your favorite food?
Like, coffee?
What?
Let me watch!
Let's go!
you
You
Bro zombie apocalypse
I
Here are the top three greatest up to the moon sights in fortnight
Yeah, we loaded pretty quick
number
Or who the fuck is
Ladies and if you squint really hard
Kings are like seeing like cool things like right now if I squint really hard I can see octopus
I
Bro, I think you closed your eyes, bro. You didn't explain you can't squint
I see a
Feel leopard
Well, what color is a leopard?
It's like I cheated for
Oh, that's a cheetah probably not a leopard, right?
You're right
All right, Jason they're coming to your side. Hey, bro
They said be very careful to not die if you die in the game you do die in real life, so be careful of that
Yep, no one wants to die, bro
Now you say said okay, they could be cat on us Jason be very careful
He's 105 homins one HP I
Didn't blink or no, I'm gonna do the beer thing after this. I'm wondering if you're from the way
nice
YBG
They're looking good, bro
But I thought I was gonna die
Bro, I know bro. That was so freakin scary. Bro. How did you die?
I need you to do one thing for me, okay?
You take three big breaths.
Yep, just like that.
Yep, good job, bro.
Yep, great, good job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I
Fucking show what this bitch
Fuck this over
I
Hey
I'm on baby
Bro, they have to go be the one a two times in a row
I just go a Airbnb go be Jason because they're gonna go be sure they have to go be and we're gonna kill everybody
you already smoked remain what why have you been whispering this call why
yeah why haven't you been whispering I have this is not a nice thing this
and then why have you know I haven't been whispering rather than speaking in a
It's a normal voice oh I've been chill
And manager another ride
Nice is one tiles and one on cat
Isn't what spot are you are on the map right now?
Oh
Oh, he's bottom it bottom it
To you what's up to you? What's up to you?
What the fuck
Bro, she's my tape no, I have no more
What do you do the last one young
I don't know
Roll no, you gotta think about it
Look you know you said that don't what you're still crying. It's our crying evil sad stuff like
Like what if like bro, what if you fall off and then like you lose everything the fuck
I
Suck ass boys. This is not good guys. I need to get that kill like normal. I wish
What is one thing you could go back like you were going change
you said a what-a-go a year ago go back a year ago and change I probably wouldn't
face review really why not I probably would have waited until after I
discovered read a truth out and just pretended I was never fat
Ahhhh
My ult is ready
Is that fairs chat?
What's up, slop shower?
Fairs, fairs, fairs
Jason, you know we lost this round, right?
Yeah, I know
So, what does it mean if we lost this round?
What does it mean you have to do?
I know
What does it mean you have to do Jason?
Okay, but sometimes we don't want to do things and we have to do them
Jason you think I'm gonna go to work
Hey somebody smell like shit remember what Jason? Oh my god. No, that was just too big
I
Wait thoughts are you in the kitchen that way smells like dog shit
No, I'm about to do you I'm about to use my last
I
Shot Salvador
I think I think I think they might be trying to get you bro. Whoa
They're trying to get you bro
For you know who's gonna get you bro
Oh, no. Oh.
Bro, the hand. The hand.
No, no, no. No one's gonna get me, bro.
Bro, the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro.
Remember?
I didn't do shit, dude.
Bro, you stopped the hand with Spider-Man and the Punisher,
bro.
What the fuck?
How'd you forget about that?
Get out of my way!
Well, how do you not remember that, bro?
What does that mean?
You're good bro.
Only 30 oles bro.
I hate this game.
This is how does your favorite nice song go
Me song you sing it as a town
You
OHHHHHHH
OHHHH
Hold on
Come on, come on, come on
Heyyyyyy
Bro, hold on, you know how to sing
Yo, let's get into the next round, we gotta stop trolling. Come on
Yeah, I ain't gonna let this stop trolling, okay?
Alright, take off the fake high like I for just a little bit
Dude, I'm not fake high bro
All right, but let's pretend you're sober for a few rounds.
So many guys.
Bro, I said take off the-
Come on.
Here's a face.
What do you like more American dad or family guy?
He's a bull street. The fight, the men's.
What do you like more American dad or family guy?
Okay, what about family guy or Rick and Morty?
Okay, okay, okay. What about Rick and Morty or regular show?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. How about regular store or adventure
Okay, okay, okay, okay, how about regular store adventure time, okay? Okay, okay? Okay?
I
Know you did specify as she said blinkers
No no no Jason we might have to lose this game bro and we might be fucked forever I almost
promised y'all not losing this game bro.
3 gun.
NAR.
I'm a random cat, random cat, that's all you.
Fight planted.
So far, so far, I hope the chicken doesn't die.
Any close-ups like his name is French fries.
Why are you feeding me? I'm in your head.
If I'm gonna leave him dead
His name is killer
Loose like Michael Myers
My year
I'm trying to see what's near me. I look at myself and I see a mirror
mirror
What are you? Oh that ass? All right now. All right now fuck what that shit
Okay
Oh
Did you mean to say mirror instead of mirror
I
What are close to
Just to be very careful that guy. It's very strong Jason. Why is he like Super Saiyan God, bro?
I'm like fucking Krillin
Bro, you look like Krillin kind of you feel like Krillin
damn you get on my ass I cannot get I can't get on your ass
bro I never you said anything to you feel like Kirlin you feel like Kirlin you
You feel like Master Roshi.
You feel like PoPo.
What?
Well, you've been trying to race this way high, bro.
You feel like Simpson's character.
Hey, Dave.
Good job.
Why the fuck? I can't just really feel like Wobble.
I'm not even Bill Badd, no more asses.
So he can say I look like Master Roshi.
But I can't say that he looks like Mr. PoPo.
Nah fuck yeah
Oh, I think John looked like Guapo
No he said look, if it's a Popo, the guy who's all black with red lips
Oh, that's the guy I don't know
I thought you said manager Yoshi, isn't he the like the sensei guy?
No, Yoshi is the green dinosaur, you nega
God damn
Oh
Wait, you have to keep reading out what I'm about to say
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be. I didn't mean to be a racist.
This is read out what's in the chat. Read out what's in the chat.
No, why would I do that?
I don't say that word.
Problems got you.
I did.
One enemy remaining.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
What do you say, Nina?
Yes, I did.
Oh yeah?
Yes, I did.
Oh yeah?
Yes, I did.
Alright, Jason, I'm back.
Can you say the word no?
Are you ready?
I bet I can say get you to say the word no. Are you ready?
Okay
All right, so let's say you drive it right you got stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?
wait
Let's say you had a stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?
What's your way I want to turn
My nigga are you turning right or left?
You come on stop by the pins on the way where I'm trying to go
Let's say you're trying to go over to the street. That's down down the street to your right. Are you trying to right or left? I
Don't get it. Yeah, you blow my shit. No, I swear to God
Yeah, I'm gonna go reaction
Like you're trying to go to students one. I was gonna go to 711 on the left
I'm trying to go to the left.
I'm trying to go to the right.
I was thinking of going to Shake Shack.
Alright, so are you trying to ride or lay?
I'm trying to ride.
Okay, and now if you ask Shake Shack, do you get a sprite or do you get a milkshake?
Uh, it's a milkshake.
Wait, how do you play this before?
I play what?
Have you done this like, this like game before or no?
know what game my nigga I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you okay what about that
bro are you doing stop playing with fucking dashes and use your gun kid
Oh my god, bro, it's too high bro. It doesn't work for you too high
We're gonna lose the game by the way
We're gonna lose this game
bro I'm geeking right now I might green bro wait why was he can you go like armor
for me so we can car carriers bro got your brother thank you bro so you might go I can
get any one tap I didn't even come I don't cough cuz I'm not heavy yet I'll do a baby
maybe maybe he's too okay
I did not raid me like I did raid you this he did yeah yeah yes keep bro how
you gonna tell me where bro on tic-tac you have a vandal it's got your deagle
out for
that's just not going to get it. Come on, AJ.
Yes, yes.
Oh, you are.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we lost. Take it. Take it to it. Full stick. Wow. Oh, we lost. Wow, we actually lost.
Oh, come on. Smoke him, Chloe. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't hide it.
Wait, Chloe, if you dropped the smoke on him, he would have had it if he never got
off. Bro, why'd you drop it?
Oh, my God. See, bro, this little streamer dude thinks he's cool, bro. Yo, Chad,
I
Use your last wall I am
I'm about to use it. Well, I hear you so bro, and I use my life for why he for that
He's a what's your favorite new like take doctrine
Hmm what's your favorite new tick-tock trend?
That's not free as a baby. I hate job
guys. I don't care. I don't care.
Maybe hit it. Um my my new
favorite trend right now. My new
favorite trend right now is uh
congratulations. Your opponent is
you and they start dancing with
some songs. That's I haven't
What are they doing?
Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin.
Both, both, both Havin.
Yes!
Oh!
Bro, it feels like I've been playing Valorant for five years.
Bro, you've been alive for 12 hours.
No, I haven't.
There you have.
I haven't.
Yes you have.
No, I haven't.
Yes you have.
Bro, look at your chest.
I
Know I haven't you were lagging your body say
Four hours
You ever heard of a body set bro, oh you're confusing me
What? What are y'all saying? What did I say?
Oh no, were you actually slipped out? I'd watch the clip.
He said neither, y'all. He said neither. He said neither.
six you're doing the blood this ain't either
if you could be doing anything in the whole wide world right now what would
you be doing I would personally be probably probably in a spaceship in
space floating that's why I would be
I wouldn't inject myself with
Compound V if that exists that's not nope that doesn't exist in real life
So something real life, but if that existed or what was so does ours I would get
I get bug eyes or some shit like a long tail or some shit
Fuck you like you probably like
I don't even know what to do with it.
Damn, we didn't even kill one.
That's a crazy shit that they've been doing.
Where should we attack this round?
What do you think?
So Jason, that round they played one hell, two heaven.
And so where do you think we should probably play the counter attack there three on a technique?
He'll be all holy kids a genius.
Let's go.
He'll be my agent.
Nice one.
Isn't it ready to dash?
The peace, the peace.
He's dying, he's dying, he's dying.
The peace, the peace.
Why, why is that not smoked?
The peace.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm done with you.
Oh my god, yes.
I'm safe.
Friday?
I'm safe, I'm safe.
The peace.
He lost.
He's on site, he's on site, he's on site.
Where did he see you?
Oh, he's looking laying after you cleared a show
Three kills
Before that you had to kill the last one, man
Bro, you sound pretty high, bro. Okay, I'm gonna come and calm up like bro
Why are you in still liking jet and bottom fragging?
Or why are you in so I can get in bottom fragging?
I'm trying my hardest
Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Get that man his key.
Yes Jason. Yes you killed him. Good job. Jason you have three kills right now. Get the ace.
Jason you have four kills. Get the ace. Get the ace. That's the S7.
He's easy tree tree bitch tree Jason tree
Right there Jason here a series he saw your ace bro Jason no
Oh
Can you say awkward like say awkward I say that
Good job, bro. All right now now clip for real quick listen get a clip
You do it
Do it do you want to clip or no?
Do something I don't know you're the streamer on the cameraman. I just hold the camera, okay?
I don't know what you do. Are you gonna see clip? You wanna see clip? Yeah. Yeah, I do
I
Did it all
Boy breaking true market mark on mark oh my
Yeah. Yeah. Now, say now, Jason, say, thank you dad to AJ. So, bro, I want to be down.
Hey, yeah.
Wait, Jason, I was going to statue you. What did you say? I said, I went to Stutter City
and they had a statue of you I think you're I think I think you're like
they're mayor like they're God or something
yeah what they think I get a buy what is the point of oh oh you get an
existential okay yeah what's the point of living bro there's a point of having a
dollar if you buy me what's the fun of having a dollar
We just spent all our money, bro. Give me all your money.
How's it like? Why should...
Why a society do we need money to survive?
Why can't everything be free?
Bro, we're all living beings like animals, bro.
Why do we even...
Why do we even fight to survive, bro?
It's not fair, bro.
What the fuck?
Hi bro, isn't it crazy how society dictates what we do when we're the living beings that
create our own future and our own fortune?
What?
Bro, can't get deep with you there.
They said what's the hottest cake like what was something you say that like no one else
I
Get any of your penis circumcises
Oh, they toggled
All right decent, I need to spell existential
Oh my god, wait our teammates are already guys have fun in left
Now it's like 3v5
Wait and it's 12-80
It's 12-80
No, we're gonna go to work out of us here. Okay. Okay. Okay. We can win we can win. All right
What's the word of the day Jason?
I gotta drop please
Yeah
Oh, they're double mid. Oh, they're double mid and they have bomb
Well, they're bomb
So bomb is in our spawn
I'm so far right now
I
Feel like I'm like surfing right now like my brain
Well, I'm surfing
You are surfing like all waters you are
Don't fall in you're gonna drown
But then a big waves comes a big wall and takes me I'm coming in that big wave
Shark whoa is this working to eat you or is gonna
What if the shark kisses you though?
No, no.
I'm sorry, it's no kiss.
Wait, the shark just took a bite out of your leg.
What leg did you move?
Oh, dude.
That leg barely hit you.
I didn't move it right down.
Cut it off.
Otherwise your leg and cut it off chasing
It's not coming up cleanly you're gonna saw it all
That needs to be a favor and head up like you're for me bruh
We're actually going to lose a game now.
But we're going to go to overtime and lose, which is going to be like, what, 3 plus 2?
5 more blinkers, bro.
It's going to be rough.
Okay, now, Jason, imagine you're a bird soaring through the sky.
They'll buy a gun first, though.
They'll buy full armor.
I
Know
Hey, bro, we're gonna fucking play some valorant. Let's go bro one round. I thought we need baby. I'm in there
I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I bet I bet plenty plenty decent
Come on. Come on. I feel a kill hungry. I'm feeling kill hungry
Wow
Wow Jason what a round out of you laddie not gonna lie, bro
His last game you guys are gonna have to do without me bro
We're not gonna win with that challenge. There's just a little more difficult bro. No, we're not gonna win without you
Hey, seriously, hey, dude, we're
If you love me
Yeah
Wow, that's a that's kind of AJ likes a lot actually yeah, I used to get sorry for my play
Do it girl. Yeah
That's good Jason that's good. That's a good card use
Honestly, they said everything you do right now doesn't matter because you have no accountability because you're high
So you can do whatever you want right now you won't get in trouble because you're high
I don't know
Yeah, where it works
Well, no that is how the world works
Just me buddy. You're high and I'm sober. I wouldn't know what I'm talking about. It's sober
Why'd you sober?
Cuz
What if my boss calls me I have to go work? Oh, yeah, we're doing IRL after this bro. Just saying
Yeah
Drive over so
I'm gonna take you to somebody else bro. I'm seeing my mom
Okay, so your mom I said what's up?
She's in chat. Hello. Yes
Yeah, hello. I post mom
Hey, dude bomb
Orion baby
I know I'm taking my place. You're seeing stuff too. Really? Don't you want this hippo with me? No, don't kill me with that
Gloria, okay
I have to go
Right, it's either I stay and you die
Nooo!
And you survive
I never play around
Maybe all of you made that very clear to me
Okay?
Maybe, you was hurting my feelings
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my
What's your place? Should I go rain again?
Fuck, I'm too lazy to do anything else
Go rain again, bro
I don't know where to go
Bro, I think I'm in the greening out stage, bro
No bro, I think, I think my real life couldn't be any better, like, oh, look, I think everything we had in life, I couldn't be any better.
What do we have in life? What do we have?
People around us.
Okay, people that backstab us.
What? No.
What would you do if everyone's gonna backstab you one day? Everyone's gonna backstab you, all your closest allies.
Nah.
Listen for every for every one person that backs tabs five good people responded
Oh
Dude, all right, so now's a good time to tell you I'll be using your card to door that but like you gave me the card
So it's too
Okay, oh wait Jason bro. I can at least get like Dordache. I'm one meal
Bro J. I could give one meal, bro. You could bless me with one meal
let's all door-dash together brush yeah you could just you could just don't donate or like if
oh now you know that you know that you're all right bro bro it's lazy desktop bro
tell i need to tell you that you want food bro
yeah you do yeah you do perhaps we should send her what happened
yeah fuck this you have to do with this way i don't miss something what happened
you have food bro
oh so you want to eat food yeah let's do it right what kind of food do you want
what are we gonna eat yeah what should we all eat oh
Oh
Bro, do I look like I'm like melting or do I look real now you do look like you're melting
I'm not a lot. Are you melting feel like my I feel like
this skin on my body is like falling on on my bottom my lower body oh well then
peel it off no it's not how it works yet is my skin my skin I can throw you
touch your skin man nerves you have in your body is fucking insane I'm a come
may come in, come in, come in, come in.
What, what, what if we take your dick right now?
Uh, I would feel that feeling.
Well, maybe we should do it, bro.
I got, I got my hand on my wiener.
I'll do it, buddy.
I got one hand on the wiener, one hand on the mouse.
Oh, she chased on me, bro.
Oh my gosh.
I
Wow, what a shot what a shot this up
You're a box bro, I got full box dude
Wait Jason, okay. I want to you your superpower is your imagination
So right now
Yes, but right now your gun could be a turn to a butterfly and fly away and you could grow wings you could fly too
Fuck just happened
Why did you come by
I'm alive, man.
What the fuck?
You got fucking low.
Yo, on the third and final game, we're gonna get dominated like this?
Yo, then we have to play three more, think about it like that.
Ho ho, welcome to hell, lads.
WG, what are you doing today?
Um, chilling today, the little YouTube shoot, chilling. Kind of stink though.
You could catch a vibe.
Down to catch a vibe today
Bro, we did not hurt that bad
the
nice
that this fucking phoenix
the judge
fuck
yo the last round we're gonna get fucked
I'm done dude. I'm gonna wait at the grenade
All right, just now let's say shooting the penalty where are you shooting top left top right bottom left bottom right middle
I'm where you shooting
You gotta hit a penalty I'm gonna hit on it's hop right
Hop right well, that's kind of scary. What if the goalie like dives and catches it's the state of the world
about that top right that's my top right I'm gonna save the entire planet
my pen oh that's awesome if you need to shoot it to me you need a one streamer
to shoot the three to save your life
probably you can walk on us. Thank you bro.
You can hand them on me with your life.
I know you're there somehow. Oh yeah alright lad. Pop your old bullets.
I
His youth those recharging I
Like this
I
How are we doing this game guys they have a dead log all four is crazy we are fuck
Yeah, I'm gonna open it be this is when B wouldn't run around
I
Fuck the bee fuck it see
Hey fuck a bee fuck it see I'm playing Valorant team
Oh
Let's see this hit of you bro
Wait guys is live
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god kill me
Oh my god
That was fucking bad
You okay, Bradley?
We can go, guys
I'm on my L as well
We got him around, yo, AJ please bro, get you laughing
The fuck is that?
I'm trying
We can go guys.
On my L as well.
We got him around.
Yo, AJ, please, bro.
What the fuck was that?
I'm trying. I'm trying.
I'm trying my best, man.
Cutty's not coming, bro.
I'm going to go.
No.
I'm going to go.
No.
Wait, do you think click the link I said in the group chat for me?
blow my shit
no no it's to get you more high
once more into battle
I'm not tired are you?
alright get ready to test your skills bro
yeah nice first round nice
you're doing good
that's too long bro
fuck you can light armor for me
I
Get a light armor
Fuck you close
Why am I so blind I need a gun
Are you fucking crazy this guy's out of everybody you blame the one person without a gun they got detained fuck you
Fuck you
We're going to buy a gun we would have won the bro chill guys, okay guys
Yes, this is Jason the ween. He's doing a blinker every round lost challenge
Are we gonna win this or are we gonna lose this guys be honest with me?
So can
It's time for our clothes ain't no we're gonna lose
My armor rolls
Yeah, I wish I had that in me.
I have that.
No, no, no, we got this.
No, I have that.
Main, main, main, main, main!
Well done guys.
You win, you win, guys.
Yeah, you win.
Let's get a let's go from everyone.
Yo.
I
You a pro at this for Harvey so good. Oh, what you're winning the scary me I got a drop. Well, no, it's just too long
Yeah, you'll be there eventually brown
You're not fucking a game, right?
Really? Yeah
How do I talk in game?
Chasin' info out here.
Oh no.
I was saying to you, bro, this isn't a horrible idea, man.
What the fuck?
How am I getting fucked?
You're right.
I'm getting head shot.
the right side of the house
I'm getting head shoted
you can beat the scary maze game Jason I believe in you
you scared me
30 seconds left
we gotta restart the game
I don't know are you doing a free fly
I told you play this game
I don't know are you doing a free fly
I told you play this game
scary
That wasn't scary
All out of your chair and I think they were no audio
They kind of freaked me out, but then I was like oh, I've seen this before
You're fake. Hi, bro. You're really hot. I would scare you. I hate you, bro
I'm not fake
Bro
We should get a seafood boil
Yo, Jake, can we get a seafood wall, please?
Yeah, I just tuned into Jason's stream boy. He got one eye open one eye closed
Well, that dude look like the tire from back rooms, but he's tired. Oh, it's someone that just asleep do it. No
Who's I deal with this?
What is it so tired, bro?
He's not telling bro, you're literally moving like the slots from the copier you start to look like it too
Well, yes, you are bro, you're barely functioning
We can't even compensate bro, can we compensate?
yo it's good bro it's good bro
yo yo yo
well Jason dude just call it a day man you're barely functioning
bro what I'm good bro
yo
I was 2A but who you saying was
I'm playing with Jason and YBG.
Oh, okay, and then it's like other randoms?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
2-8, oh, bro.
Y'all down.
2-8.
Oh, good luck, YBG.
Hey, thanks, bro.
Yo, we're really 2-8.
What are we even playing for anymore, bro?
More blinkers?
Yeah, what the fuck are we doing, bro?
What the fuck are we doing?
two to eight.
Oh my god.
What's wrong bro? So much. What the fuck? What even is life anymore bro?
Last round in the half. Oh my burp's spicy.
Your burps are spicy?
You're making me feel good.
Why?
He said book the Uber.
He said YBG booked the Uber right now in the chat.
Oh my god.
They're so lame, bro.
Nah.
Nah, bro.
Nah, dude, these rounds don't count, bro.
I literally get it higher for no reason, dude.
I
How the fuck can you compete with this bro
Yeah, I've never been fucking dominated this bad
No, we're getting so much time. I've been taking
That's true. Give me advice.
I mean, yeah, bro. I mean, wow.
Doug.
You know what's crazy? The shirt that I'm wearing is large.
I'm used to wearing triple extra large.
Now I'm only wearing the largest and sometimes I can fit into medium.
Is that not fucking insane?
Medium what?
What are you talking about fitting into large?
Bro, I'm one in eleven. What's wrong with me?
Bro, bro, bro.
Come on
Oh, come on. Come on. They can bet this we can win this game, bro
What's
Well, these guys are watching your stream. It means they're fans, bro. That means they want to see you win, bro
Please let us win, dog
Going see to see it back
Oh
Bro Jason we wonder how he don't need a blinker bro. You're good. Yeah, I don't know what you're good
Bro put the pen down. Are you addicted or some shit? Yeah, why?
Do we take it now? What are you talking about?
No, did he just sober up? What the fuck is that a bleeder?
Albrel B, bro, I'm the furthest thing from sober, bro
That's the first thing from sober
I
Think he's like like I'm naked
oh fuck you know after the game
oh shit after the game i'm down
probably 20
that cool
20 bro no ff go
how we can win
bro we are alright c'mon let me lock the fucking
let me lock the fucking
We like to fucking I'm two and twelve bro. I'm thinking yo
Brady on my team I think it's I could just be high and chill and play the game
But no, I actually have to do something so listen. I'm gonna throw what do you mean?
You got two fucking kills. That's it
Two kills, bro
At least you did something, bro. You died.
You need to run. You need to run.
You're dead. You're dead.
Oh my.
Like, this is just fucking shit.
How am I getting scared?
This is just fucking shit, man.
I gotta go after the game, bro. We got a win this time.
All right, all right.
No, bro.
No.
No, we needed this room
Why did we get stream snipe on the last game bro?
Oh my god
Nah bro, we're getting stream snipe
These guys don't count man
I
Am I missing every fucking shot? Oh, this is bad. Oh my god, Jacob flaked in fast. Oh my god
I'm like bro. I'm like that
Yeah, you can win
Please Jason, please
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, bro
I
Can barely see straight they're even hit my shot there. They did very good all of them
Which isn't see by me, but we can win this shit. Oh my god, I'm feeling so confident right now
We can win this right?
Fucking do this shit
Yeah, I'm tricking both of y'all out.
No way!
Nice fucking win.
I'm just kidding, bro.
I'll take back seats.
I know my god.
I'm here with you!
Oh my god, what you do?
Oh my god, bro, I'm actually locked the fucking
I remember Jason bought me $4,000 pair of shorts. I never wear them
Oh
Those leopard shorts, bro. Oh my god. Oh, I sit there staring. Why are you not? Why did you pick that?
You picked it. You literally
And then you bought me those fat ass black shoes. That's like 11 honey the big one
You literally told me you're like I'm gonna be honest you told me I feel like I would never
Yeah
But it looks far on you. This is a different build them on
But now we have the same build because I've been losing weight
Yeah, I didn't say anything about the same bill
You do look at you you're melting in your chair, bro. So you say to me you said look at you
Bro back to a third degree. Oh god, you melt it
Well, you melt him.
Well, you know, I don't know.
So your body was like this.
There's no shell.
No shell.
Yes, bro.
You do you think that to me?
This is 2022.
Fuck, boy.
I mean, I live inside.
Yes.
So anything.
I
J when it
Cover you in this
I'll do whatever
Fucking
Jason whatever you do do not read Santi's message, whatever the fuck you do
What the f**k?
He's just joking. This is a joke.
Trust me. You trust me. I'm your friend.
Dude, I'm f**king 1 HP, man.
What a nice try.
Match point.
I'm getting spied on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't listen to him.
Don't you listen to him.
What he's telling you is a lie, okay?
I would never do that to you. You know I would never do that to you.
My, my, my fucking would I.
of
the
one
of
the
one
I
Know what oh you're looking mad fine today. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that
Hey, Guapo, I'm a girl in low-key. I've had a question for a long time you look really good. Thank you. I appreciate that
Don't gas that shit bro
Yeah
I'm like shit
Oh
No
Wow, bro, you lost I hate myself down, bro
Yeah, I gotta get off now. I'm gonna go play Mario Kart with the boys. Jason, we
lost and AT is getting off. Yeah, I can't play anymore. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry. Jason, we lost?
Oh, we were getting stream sniped. Look, they say shout out AB Ray.
Yeah, bro, they shrink sniping us, bro
Why does this guy not why do you not try to win bro, he's cheating too
Well, we lost the ages getting off Jesus
I
Always
He's saying
No, not really. No, you don't even look high, bro. You don't trust me. You look normal. This is how you always look good
You do like you're leaning and melting though our boys
All right, bro
I'll be off piece
bro, I said one game, I said one game, bro.
Bro, you, I mean your title said three, it says one more way.
No, but then I realized bro, like, Valorant is too much bro.
Valorant is too much.
I said one, bro.
I'm pretty sure you said one more way.
And then I changed it to one, and then I changed it to one.
Well, what does your title say as a new viewer coming in reading the title? I feel misled
Don't do their job really didn't change the channel. I'm not a lot. What is good with these mods, dude?
Doug
Are you got munchies bro? I got mad munchies dog
I'm gonna land on my I might try guess I might try scabbing some shit in the kitchen
Good idea, bro
Does that blow up how far you like 20? Let me see
So now this so now time's gonna move differently for you, but
Currently bro, I'm about 26
Nah
I'll be good to stay. I'm just so low. I'm so low
Dude don't get lost or hurt without me. Okay, cuz if I see you getting lost or hurt I'm gonna come anyways, okay?
I bet
All right, bro. I bet
Love you. Say you love me. Peace
Oh my god
You always hits
Yeah, yeah
I'm on a whole different planet right now everything for me is slow motion
Everything for me, I feel like I'm up I feel like I'm in the like
made twins I feel like floating I feel like surfing on water I feel like
I feel like a candle
Oh my god, I'm so high
I'm fucked up, bro.
Bro.
Bro, they put the chocolate throughout my seat, dude.
All right, bro, let me go to the kitchen, man.
Show me my eyes wider, you know what I'm doing, I'm gonna fix my droid real quick,
hold on.
My fucking droid is tweaking.
Oh my god.
He's do his high shit yet, bro.
Top of high do I have right now like a chill high or like what's harder high a
Fake one nice
Ain't a lot bro. Yeah, I know I fuck this shit
Yeah, yeah, so fried bro
Bro, I feel like I've been swimming for 10, like 15 hours.
Bro, they got the child filter on my shit.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
I'm just going to grab some snacks, son.
What the fuck is that?
Wow, sound like the only thing like a screwy snack, bro.
Dude, that looks fun, man.
I want Snoopy stacks.
Fucking Grey loot eats, dude.
What the fuck is this?
Lacing room? Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, man.
I know it's a Grey Loot, baby.
We start not bad at all kid actually pretty fucking good
Is this fucking dog food
No
No, no, where, bro?
This fat fuck ate it all.
No, bro.
I like to, bro.
The box
One's effort birdies. This is like old is all old wait. Oh my god
All right, it's probably my shift and like gotta be made
Kind of looks good though. I'll try
This platform I thought it was unopened bro
Bro!
Bro, it tastes like cricket toenails.
Oh, it tastes like cricket toenails.
Ew, bro! Ew, what?
Bro, how as a fat person do you have shitty fridges?
So mean.
Spuckers.
Bro, where did all the Druze food go?
It was real life food.
Bro, I'm about to lose my shit.
Bro, where did all the Druze food go?
It was real life food.
Bro, I'm about to lose my shit.
No, we gotta be busy.
Where is it?
Where are they put it bro?
Like how would they already remove everything?
I don't understand
Yo Ron
I'm live
Bro, you know where the fucking drew put all the food
Wait, let me take a picture of you, bro, I'm not even kidding, bro, Jason, you get it?
No, no, no, you're fried right now, I'm not even kidding, bro, no, I'm actually serious,
but you're actually fried.
No, I'm dead-handed, so you look, look, bro.
Nah, bro.
Your phone's fucked up, dawg.
No, your phone is fucked up.
Your phone's fucked up, dawg.
No, I swear.
I don't look like this, bro.
Your phone's got the filter on it.
Wait.
Wait, what?
You're fried.
Oh my god, your face got fucked up when you got hot.
There's no way that's my real eye gap, bro.
I think so.
No, the fuck is nice.
Yo, let's go look for food
Where's like stash of like yeah, like real good food
Okay, I think it might be downstairs. You look right let's go. It's good to take the kitchen
Huh the kitchen I did I was just in the kitchen bro are you fried so I
Don't think I bro. I got I don't even know what number I got you but I'm fucked up
Ew she kind of tastes like resident evil food
Let's give you a chatter
Where is the food bro?
This food over here?
No, that's Japanese banan-ish.
Come on bro.
How did you try it bro?
There's this.
That seems actually nasty.
It tastes like cricket.
Cricket toast.
Let's look around bro, come on.
I need to have some dog treats for this real food.
Yo, that's Coco's fucking food.
Who the fuck is Coco?
I
Know you're doing the right angle right?
Who's downstairs
I
Scared the shit out of you
No, I hear someone else there's
There's no prep and lacy you should eat it. Oh my god. No, I hate me mad. No, I couldn't be downstairs. You just see what's that stairs
Maybe they have your food brother your food
No, they have your food
They're saying it's choco clocks girls, bro
I can't make sure you look good hold on, I'm gonna make sure you look good oh no you
can't go that.
Chase, you look at the camera?
No, I'm, I'm not serious.
That's not me, bro.
No, no.
No, we gotta go, we gotta go now, we gotta go now.
No, I can't make it.
Oh, you can't do it.
No, it wasn't bro.
No we gotta go now, we gotta go now.
I can't believe I came back.
Oh shit dude.
No it wasn't him bro.
Where's the food bro?
Oh.
What the fuck is this thing about bro?
I'm gonna get mad bro.
It's me momma.
What is going on?
The fuck is going on?
Why is there a group of people in your house?
This stuff in our fucking basement?
Yeah, it's like, if you can't do anything about it, you're dead.
Just stuff in our fucking basement.
No.
Well, you can't go down, Jason.
Bro, hold on.
Make sure you look good.
Jason, look.
Jason, you can't go down.
You can't go down.
You look crazy.
That's not what I look like, bro.
You look crazy.
That's not what I look like, bro.
That's not what I look like.
I'll just maybe ask that they know where the food is.
ask you guys know where the food is
I might lose some weight right in my head
hey did you know where the food is?
down here
there's food down here?
what type of food though?
it's a trap bro
oh it's a trap
what type of snacks?
I'm just in this camera man, come on
my god bro, it's my god
No, I don't want to eat around what lacy guy going on, you know what I mean like have y'all been revealed yet
They can't even see
All right, let's go upstairs, bro. You're not gonna be snacks
It's a trap. It's a trap, bro. All of a sudden all of a sudden you're gonna be in thumbnails on Instagram posts
I'm gonna call a pussy, bro
Is that we're definitely not gonna have bit rate down there you're already here on orange right now
And you can't go down, bro
I go bro, I just don't want to like mess up laces shit. All right, so I won't film them. You don't mean home
I'll just film you
Alright, I'm just going to film you. I'm going to try not to film you.
Alright, I'll let you know.
I got my dog, so...
Alright, you're just going to get snacks.
You lost your bit right there.
wait for me wait it's kind of bad
they got gold in there
they're smashing our good food bro
I
Can't even see it. We lost there right again. You just got it. Please. I'm back
See this is familiar faces down here
Take over
or or baby all of the
well
what
I just like the water too
yeah do everything bro wait
wait look at me over
I gotta make sure you look over
yo jesus no I'm serious bro
no I am
no Jason I'm dead ass
No, I'm serious, bro, wait, let me take me
There's no way right
How does she look normal
Wait, one of the...
Oh my god, your eyes are fucked up too, look.
No, they're not, Mono. My eyes are not normal, no.
No, that's not normal.
You sure?
That's not normal.
Are you sure?
No, I'm positive.
Isn't that looks like you?
That's not me.
See, that's that's...
See, this is me normal.
This is me normal.
This is not me normal.
Bro.
What are you doing?
I don't know, really?
Come on, now.
That's not really the worst game.
No, I can't.
Man, I'm caught.
Nah, I just cannot.
You're not a professional.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I need some of the silence.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Damn.
Just tell me a reason.
Tell me you're refilling all the snacks you've got.
Yeah, I'm just telling you that you're refilling everything and you'll be right back.
Make it quick though.
Make it quick.
Don't make it obvious.
Yo, you should have seen the look on one of their faces, bro.
But, no, your face looked the craziest though.
Look at this shit.
Like I'm dead after it.
What the fuck is that?
No, I'm dead after it.
That's not me.
Yeah.
Tana, what the fuck was this?
Bro, what is this?
Shatter and shatter and sour cream.
Try that bad boy out.
Open that bad boy out, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, they're snitching.
Oh my god.
No.
You gotta refill it.
Put some like, put like vegetables.
I'm gonna kill you.
Put like...
I'm gonna kill you.
Just put whatever you think bro.
Hold on.
Let's see what else we got here.
Maybe a frozen pizza.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, you gotta open the pizza.
You gotta open this, though.
You gotta open it, we don't have space.
Open the pizza, put it in.
Just wasting food, how do I tell you this is been in here since we moved in?
Don't make it hot, don't make it hot, they ask what it is, and we're like, hey, let's
I'm just gonna be like, refill!
Refill refill refill!
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put it in the, uh, break room.
Yeah!
No, they're actually gonna love this.
Yeah.
This is love, Jay.
They pulled my head to the ground.
I'm bored of this.
What do you guys recommend?
Wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no actual way that's what you brought back.
That's where it pickles.
And, and, uh, beef.
So you took our chips and you brought us back.
Oh.
Um, I don't know what you guys are doing.
Listen because I know that there's a lot there's not a lot of protein snacks
So I wanted to give y'all be considerate give y'all something that considers
That's why
if you need it.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Okay, so how are you serving us?
I'm gonna give you some food.
Because I already gave you one of those too.
Okay, well, do you eat this?
Me no speaking less.
You no, you no slid.
For example, a dish.
Uh-huh.
I'm chasing Carl.
Run.
Nice. Good shit, kid.
You're a fucking stupid girl, bro.
You're a good fucking dude.
That was great, man.
You're a good fucking guy, bro.
We fucking did it, man.
Bro, you should have seen the look on your face.
What?
No, I actually got a nice skirt.
I got like...
You seen it, okay?
Yeah, bro, you look good.
I'm not so...
You look good.
Don't play it loud.
Nothing, bro.
Oh my God.
I gotta wash my hands.
Bro, but where's the real food?
Like, do...
Do you have real food?
Why would you lick the fucking salmonella off your fucking hand?
No, because I had it on my lips.
I mean, you fixed that shit.
Freaky ass.
They're saying Drew wants to collab.
No.
Where?
Bro.
I've been waiting on Drew.
I wanted to get a collab with him.
You really just stole their snacks.
See, I give it back now.
Bro, no.
I give it back now.
Is that right?
I don't care about that, they can figure that out.
What the fuck is through?
Why do I know?
Bro, are you not hungry?
Uh, I'm wrong.
I don't get it, it looks like a whole table full of like McDonald's.
The thing is in the garage.
No fucking way.
There's no bit right down there.
might be GG's for me and Brown you got to win your game
my game the ball and you didn't win
I did you didn't win you have to win three
oh no you can't scam
the ball come on you got to go
I'm not going to hunt scavenging
for more snacks
Never, never been with a nice sexy boy.
No!
Yeah!
What the fuck, bro?
What?
Dude!
You actually have to fucking slap on him!
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
I can't see you, girl.
Jason, I'm telling you, don't move too fast!
What just happened?
What happened?
Nothing.
You gotta go.
What is it?
I don't know.
We gotta go.
What?
I don't know.
I'm ready.
Bro.
There's gotta be more space in here.
Maybe we'll be in a bar.
He'll drive me a funky car, maybe he won't need it, but...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Suki's room, bro.
Go ask.
Dude, just go ask Suki.
Go ask Suki.
What?
Just see if Suki will care.
Yo, Silky!
Hello?
Can I come in?
Silky!
What the fuck?
He went to the bathroom.
I'm sorry.
He went to the front door.
Yo, Silky!
I've been coming real quick.
What?
I was just like, just, it's no use.
I'm regardless.
Huh?
Let me get, let me get, let me get, I'm proud, bro.
I've seen some good snacks, bro.
That's it.
I'll get us some more.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I've got a tourney this evening.
He just came and ran and sat in my fucking room and I actually cleared all my fucking
stuff.
They had nothing to do with me though, right?
When you did have an ocean, actually.
I mean, I had a fucking ocean.
to have a fucking sour patch.
I mean for again I'll be sure to snap you.
That you dead ass came in here.
Every fucking snap.
So can you look at me Rick?
What the fuck is going on bro in this house?
I'm telling you bro, there's something,
you guys are fucking...
I'm tasting myself a Z-Z on bro.
I'm just drunk bro.
I got a sour punch maybe.
Oh you got one left.
Why is Silkie sucking in?
And then, you know I'm sucking in.
Don't do that. Don't say that.
What were you doing?
I was doing valourate.
Every dead on valourate or every ground
is a hit as a pain.
Oh, you died?
Oh, you died.
Cause he's trashed.
No, it's not slimming my eyes, bro.
Let me take a normal picture.
Let me see it. Let me see it.
Stop, don't, you're breaking the fourth wall.
I'm not here right now. I'm just a cameraman.
Guys, what the hell is this?
you know how they are more?
Why you stand like that?
Why you say that?
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Okay, okay, Ron, jeez, whoa.
Good girl.
Okay.
How we out?
Oh, did you know that the AC guy came and broke all the units today? Yeah, so now my room is at 90 degrees
In the summer
Everybody what can you come back? Whatever the fucking book you gotta come face
So why do you come and break the units that was that was working
No, no, no, no, all of them came here and touched on your word, bro, came here and touched on it, and I said, bro.
He said to me that the, he contacted the landlord and that the solar panels, they can't wait on Tesla anymore, so they have to wait.
So, wait, how long is this? How long is this?
Let me see here.
Because okay, cuz I know he's your words of armor to go back to myself. I'm a son of every single solo panel
No, no, no, no, how now you'll tell him to come back and calibrate the solar panels until Friday
No
But oh, are we just not gonna say anything
I
Like how to hold tell that negative comeback and calibrate the citizens inhabitable is 90 degrees in in this house
But I was being supportive
Sorry, can you come over how to see some
I need to show them a picture I didn't give me my phone Jerry fuck out
I don't have time to be exerting energy when you fucking hooligans
While fucking 90 degrees. I don't have time to see you
Well nobody gets to this week I saw why are you tagging it we got
What's this bullshit
I said it I said it I said in your camera on it and then on me too
do it. Oh, that is that simple. Yeah, big. What the fuck is that shit on the ground?
So you say you didn't have this other thing that blessed you? I'm sorry. My day first
and I've been with that. Fuck please. This is my kindness from taking that advantage
I don't fuck up
Stop this on your time. I bet
What the fuck
This year
You want to see what it looks like?
Bro, it's bad.
Hey man, who the fuck told me this weed?
That's not me.
Both. I got not that big.
That's not a daptest food.
I sported.
A daptest food?
Yeah, I gotta go after this, bro.
You only got me camera ready for the next couple minutes.
Yo, I have a good prank idea.
Go downstairs with this and tell all the girls,
say everyone, Eric, get the fuck out.
Man, that's a bad idea.
If you want I can set you up on some like cool shit, alright?
Hold on, I'll move.
Oh, you can't find this tripod?
No.
It's okay, I'll go the other side, bro.
Thank you, Steve and Ronaldo.
Just put it out here, right there.
W-ron, man.
Thank you for helping me.
I found a snap spell for you.
Kill me though.
I
Does not mean I'm trying to tell Jason that this is
Right if your weed is fucked up, I don't know what you smell. I have filter. No, I'm serious. Your shit is fucked up
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
I love that guy more.
I ain't gonna lie though, these munchies are bad, bro. Get fat.
Hey, bro, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I just didn't mean it last time it was so good though
My god, bro
All right, but let's watch something chat
I'm not going to watch Joe
Barton.
Don't never about no weed from the gas station bro.
If the nigga having no context, don't never go to the gas station bro.
I want to.
Go chat.
I'm down to watch Joe Barton.
I haven't seen him for ten years.
Then I seen him again like around eighth grade.
then you can't really like, like...
Therapy.
Judy, beyond the rage made.
J-Dab, losing love.
F**king fresher.
So, bye guys.
Wait, did they get an actual therapist?
Make a relationship. It happened, you know what I mean?
So, it just ended up not just like,
just not no connection.
That's okay, you know it happens. Yeah, I feel like I tried to talk to my dad, but he's like
Oh, like there's no logic. Oh shit. Yeah
You know what the most important part of it is this is a really good video
I'm scared Jason they came to me and offered my main money for me and my fame
and I don't know what to do should I have taken it they're asking me to do
surveillance on you and I've been feeding them information for weeks
well yeah I'll be testing you to chat every night thousands of viewers pour
into their favorite streamers chat together they decide what games get
play, what videos get watched, and the streamers who keep them in a tent get paid.
WChat!
It sounds pretty easy, right?
Just give the chat what it wants.
The problem is, chat never wants just one thing.
There's thousands of people all asking for something different, and no matter what you
do, some of them happy.
The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving.
Because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the part of the sense of streaming.
You don't need 10,000 people hanging over a single man in the chat
But what happens when the needs of the one what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why are you so many hours in my chat, bro?
Like your body
Shhh!
Boom!
I don't get it.
Skip?
Why didn't we get to watch the video?
It's a joke.
Or a matter of life and death.
My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025, losing my best friend
and person I loved most in the world.
I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living and I've been falling into a bad habit
of drug addiction leading me to some MBA in December.
I don't want to be here anymore.
This is Joe Bartolozian and he's one of the only streamers that stops everything
when someone needs help.
If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying this is vital, I am first and foremost going to read their message.
But when you do this, when you make yourself the person people turn to at their lowest,
you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it.
Because now you're surrounded by darkness.
Today I decided to end everything, got a shotgun, can't find it in me to love myself.
Now you're giving away pieces of yourself to everyone around you.
People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems? I can't.
Now, it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.
Now I'm going!
Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start-
It's off.
That's a heavy weight to pick up, and we wanted to know why.
Who is Joe Bartolozzi, and why do you care so deeply about some of the things that you do?
Um, would you-
Maybe a little deep for 1030 in the morning?
But...
Nah, it's alright.
Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6th, 2002, and grew up in Southern New Jersey.
Joe wasn't the kid you'd picked to become famous on one.
He was just a holy bull's blood toad.
It's for everything.
Damn, fuckin' loser!
That didn't really know how to change the role of his body, so that's why I was picked last.
But by high school, things started turning around.
He hit his growth spree, got into lifting, and went for being the kid nobody picked to legitimate athletes.
Damn!
I wish that was me, bro!
So by 2019, Joseph Track athlete at a Catholic prep school in New Jersey
working part-time in a GNC, heading towards a completely normal life.
That'd be a mess.
And then a Chinese tech company bought a dying lip syncing app.
What?
TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world.
A Chinese company called ByteDance bought the relatively dead app Musically.
They gutted it, rebranded it, and on August 2nd, 2018, TikTok officially hit the app
store.
TikTok.
Now early on, TikTok was mostly just the same creators who came over from Musically.
So one of those cringy lip syncing videos and reputation they came with then carried
straight over.
Going through your parents divorce is more fun than going through TikTok.
For a while there, TikTok as a whole was pretty fringy.
Yeah, I used to get made fun of.
But even with that reputation, Joe figured he'd try it anyway.
He posted his first TikTok in December of 2019, and it got a few hundred likes.
Which is nothing crazy, but it was enough to make him post another one.
And another one.
And he just kept going.
Within a few months, he went from pointing at text on a screen to actual time.
Ranting straight to the camera about whatever stupid thing pissed him off that day.
There's no looking left or right in the urinal out.
Damn, bro.
Damn, this is a crazy origin story.
I remember these videos, man, way back in the day.
This is where Joe carved out his lane.
He became the loud guy in the beanie who'd yell about people who drink sparkling water or crash out over some DIY store.
The coffee pot! Floating!
By the time COVID hit, TikTok was becoming a mainstream platform.
Finally, TikTokers were performing at NBA halftime shows or hanging with the Kardashians.
I mean, the D'Amelios were dropping a reality show on Hulu.
It was the biggest app in the world and Joe had gotten in early.
6 months after you started posting, if I'm not mistaken, you had over a million followers
on TikTok.
2020 TikTok, you could literally post anything and if it got any amount of views half
the people that saw it would follow you.
So now you've got a teenage guy fresh out of high school with millions of people
watching us ever move. Me and Joe look like we have the same aura and stories.
It's not the same guys as like a Disney star, right? Because I was nowhere near that level,
but it's just the idea of like, I was a teenager that's getting clout, and I think 99% of the
time, that's bad.
And Joe was no exception. All of those views, all that attention that comes with
internet fame, it went straight to his head.
I went for being a really insecure, it was like polar opposites, right?
And I had to find the medium.
Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like middle school, early high school.
To a point where like I started working out, I started doing this.
And then it went like full flop to like narcissism.
And so it was like an obsession with myself because of insecurity
that then inflated my ego and I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.
And you can see it in the content from that era, the captions, the added.
So you got ego.
How's these footloose at I won? Joe Bartoluzzi naked.
Holy fuck, was he naked in the other picture too?
I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.
And you can see it.
Bro, this dude Joe is a thirst rapper.
And the content from that era, the captions, the attitude, the way that he carried himself.
Okay, so this is my proposal for any women out there that would like to participate in the holiday, but don't have anybody to resist them.
I'm here.
This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like.
That person in that facade I had to do to create that character actually became me for a short period of time.
And I hate him, but as much as-
Actually relatable.
Actually relatable, man.
Oh my god, that's relatable, bro.
Joe hates this version of himself.
He also kind of owes everything to him.
Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in his-
Bro...
How am I far as, like, on my TikTok account, I had to play a character.
Same thing with Joe.
His career.
And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be the
difference between success and failure.
You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work
starting actually takes.
Building your website, setting up payments, all the boring stuff.
Most people don't quit because the idea was bad.
They quit because the setup got in the way.
That's where WOP comes in.
WAP lets you launch your entire online business from one place.
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Or even service is not knowing where to start.
Head on over to WAP.com today.
But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build.
It started with diversifying his audience.
Because unlike YouTube or Twitch, your follower count is kind of empty on tip time.
You can have a million followers on there and make no money.
Because the platform simply doesn't pay its creators anything worthwhile.
Like I was probably making like what, 10k a year?
And what I was making less than minimum wage.
So in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year of college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch stream.
I'm gonna start streaming video games on Twitch in a day or two.
He's starting moving viewers from TikTok to Twitch, where he'd stream games like Rocket League and Fall Guys.
Oh! I got it! I got it!
Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and post them to YouTube.
By fall of that year, Joe was juggling multiple TikTok uploads a day,
streaming on Twitch, making YouTube content, all while managing his classwork in college.
What was the schedule like in Kala?
There's so much going on. How do you manage that?
It was a lot.
Like, balancing streaming and college suck.
But it was so doable.
And I hate when streamers say,
oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming.
Like, get the f... out of here.
I was growing and...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, job.
I didn't drop out while I was streaming.
But once I saw that I was successful in streaming,
That's when I dropped out completely different than, oh, let me go to school like oh, I want to stream
and just drop out
It's not the same shit not the same
In college the entire but very much props to bro Joe part graduating with psychology degree
3. Doug. That's hard as fuck.
5. Thank you for 3 million followers. 4 million followers!
Oh, velocity, momma.
For a joke with 5 million followers on TikTok, and just a few months after his first stream,
Joe was pulling in nearly a thousand average viewers on Twitch.
Like, I was so obsessed with her porn.
Joe was constantly studying social media, trying to understand what made videos powerful, what people responded to, and why certain videos failed.
That confidence had turned into a full grown obsession, but because of it, Joe was starting to not like the person he said to me.
Oh, see.
I'm trying to map out where the ego kind of starts to disappear versus...
Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like, holy, I gotta change?
Yeah, I...
I don't really... I don't think there was like an aha, right?
It wasn't like a light switch flip it was more over the span of like a six month period where I was like
I'm kind of being a dickhead
Coupled with a variety of things so I don't know if you can include this in the video. That's up to you. Um I
Tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about like that being a
Like a genuine changing factor in their life because it's like okay cornball like that's what made you
You know really have that light switch, but I think it was like it was a part of it
You know like it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten into and it made me reset to a point where I had to
Kind of look in myself
A lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well
We're sharing ideas that you know, I may have heard but not resonated or understood fully
It was so much like wow. I'm gonna
Yeah, it's like, you go death.
I should kind of treat people in a way
that's like, this is our only life.
And I accredit my viewers.
So does that mean just so I do streams?
Maybe get it, you go death going.
I bet, bro.
I bet.
Thank you, Chad.
A lot.
Because in that time, peer-searchable relationships
built a little bit, which is bad.
But at the same time, there were people coming to me
for the first time going, I want to kill myself.
You are chatting to your last streamer
because you're ending it all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If there was a moment of like lock in, it was that.
What happened?
One of my subs just said he's a-
itself. Dude, do you need help? Because I was going, yeah, even though I'm 19, you know,
there are people that actually look up to me in a way that's like, I need to be better.
Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no matter how bad it can get. Life is amazing.
Yes
Blood wig
All right, bro
Wait, what the fuck is wrong with you bro
Bro
Going to the gym?
Mhm.
All right, bro.
Nope, tap.
I'm in a good gym session, bro.
I'm scared to fuck out of me.
Hey, bro, the house is pretty warm.
Yeah, uh, what the fuck happened?
Count Scott.
Build him.
$1000
Yo
Has anyone paid the letter for that
Call of Duty shit?
I
Must not work
Dude
I'll do it again.
It will have to complete a challenge from the shared board before we can move on to the next.
But depending on how hard the challenge is, we'll also earn rewards that can help speed us up or slow the other team down.
The thing is we can combine our unlock with a shinkansen later.
I really assume.
Oh!
Honestly, Tom, this is a really good opportunity to talk about what we do next because...
Well, I don't know what team I'm rooting for
Jason take me to 200 bow I
Appreciate that this is 20 seconds to late
You're not I mean you are high, but this is not because you're high that I'm responding too late. I did see it initially. I
Hope you're not feeling like weird and like I hope you don't like feel the tongue in your mouth and like I
Hope you're not manually breathing and I hope you're not like thinking about being perceived
like
Actually you or like you're putting on a character
To be while I'm live
Thank you the 200 block appreciate that how's it to talk
The fuck is wrong with him dog
What's going on, man
Well, why is there so many omis in my chair?
Jay sock versus
Oh my god, that's the girl
Yeah, it's good bro
What up, dog
Nothing, bro
What do you I'm fried
No, not only for sure. So it doesn't count
Just been just been chilling I
Got a hybrid x string I gotta do
damn girl damn girl
what?
what did you do?
think whatever you're just chilling
what's your problem?
uh, are you?
that's so hard
what's up bro?
what?
What's up, bro?
I was calling you. What's up, you all right?
You okay?
Bro, I'm hanging up.
Wait, why?
You're killing me, bro.
What the fuck did I do, bro? I was asking you, are you okay?
I'm hanging up, bro.
What the fuck? Why? What the fuck do you want me to do?
I think I've done good night, bro.
Good night.
I'm going to put myself in that chair for a second.
You're 19 years old. You started streaming to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh,
and somebody you've never met just told you they're planning their own death,
and out of everyone in their life, they picked you to tell.
I feel like no one cares and I want to end it all live, a date planned,
so you'll probably never see me again. I want to say you make me laugh a lot.
I'm gonna self-octave a second and no one will remember me.
And this kept happening. Joe would go live, and sooner or later,
somebody would show up in a general crisis, typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.
Don't be a mood killer. I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day,
and I can't get them to stop.
I've been thinking about suicide a lot."
When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters,
his initial response was the same
as anyone with the Hulse would be.
He wanted to help.
Both on-stream and off-of-it,
Joe took the time to talk with those viewers,
getting to know them on a personal level
and giving them real advice,
just like he would with the friend.
You guys mean well to me.
If you need help with something like that,
I can try my best.
So that's why I'm kind of chilling
or pausing the stream for the last 15 minutes
talk about this because that's important."
But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually.
Your viewers aren't your friends.
They can't be.
I have had probably 20 people who have been like on live.
The first two times it's happened I have tried to like help them and it just ended
badly in terms of them getting parasocial towards me and the non-stop coming to me.
You see the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than
a normal friendship.
When you spend hours watching someone do a screen, day after day, your brain starts doing
something weird.
You pick up their sense of humor.
You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off.
You come to know them the way you'd know a friend, except they have no idea that you
even exist.
This is what's called a parasocial relationship, and it could be a dangerous thing.
Now a scary home invasion has three nasty intruders with guns grab a popular influencer
by the hair-demanding money.
Three guys came into my room, turned all the lights on,
and then they had the gun pointed at me.
I'm coming here!
I'm coming down!
I'm coming up.
While most parasocial relationships
don't reach this level, there's always a possibility
that it can.
Three popular Twitch streamers face
a terrifying encounter while live streaming
along the Semmonika Pier.
No way.
Well, you're right now.
If the streamer leaves too far one way,
they might come across as uninterested or cold.
But laying too far the other,
and viewers can mistake an occasional reply for friendship.
Please stop following me.
It's getting weird.
It's getting strange.
Oh my god, that's me, bro.
Whoa.
Holy shit, I remember this, bro.
That's literally me.
I fucking love this guy, man.
All right, dude, I wonder what he's doing now.
It's probably like, part of that school or something like that.
Whoa, what?
Why y'all saying, no, no, I'm not saying I love RN,
I said I love the guy on the screen.
It's me.
He's not behind me, bro.
Don't know you, okay?
So please, leave me alone.
That's where things can take a turn for the worst,
because now that attention can turn into expectation.
And when the expectation of a response to the next chat
isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer
and more like a betrayal by someone
that they thought they knew.
No.
When y'all chat and I don't read a chat,
do y'all get sad?
A weird parasocial relationship that forms,
and you'd not even aware that this person
is forming that typically until they're like
about to show up or they do show up.
The gap is hard to manage, which is why most streamers keep a barrier up around the heavy, personal stuff.
My sister's down. Let's try and keep it positive.
Please don't talk about s*** out of my chat, please.
There's just a man just to like, ear and talk about, you know?
And you can't really blame them. At the end of the day, streamers are supposed to entertain.
At some point, there has to be a boundary between caring about the people watching
and becoming responsible for everything that they bring into the chat.
They become too attached to you where they see you as an actual friend that they have.
So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer, but it's hard to
gauge where that line is. Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary. He'd answered the heavy
messages, taken conversations off stream, and learned what could happen when things become
too parasocial. The first two times I helped somebody with like old issues, they just kept
messaging me, and then they like got upset when I stopped messaging them. So it's more
so that issue. But mental health meant too much to him. Ignoring somebody who might not
make it through the night was never a choice he could live with. After those early mistakes,
Joe implemented two important factors that would eliminate those odd parasocial dynamics from coming
into the picture. For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction. All conversations with
chatters were strictly held on stream from the Twitch chat. And second, but most importantly,
he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the middleman.
Fine, if you're depressed then you want to come to me for advice, but when it comes to the gravity of
seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi, a Twitch streamer, TikToker, you know what I mean?
For those who came into the chat looking for help, Joe was there to give them a few encouraging words.
Smart, bro, smart dude, that's facts right there. I'm very faded right now, but then I
and I can't really get my thoughts together,
but it's Matt Joe.
It's Matt Joe's a hero, dude.
And push them in the right direction.
I've had not so good thoughts, if you know what I mean,
and listening to your advice and others has helped me,
even during those hard times.
If you ever have thoughts, reach out to somebody,
genuinely.
Go to a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to somebody
that can help you, it's not the answer.
Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,
especially seeing that I don't know the person.
So that's why I try to do the charity streams
for like, you know, 988 or AFSP or Trevor Projects.
We're doing reactions today.
And it's a charity stream.
We raised $2,700, which was matched 3X
by the Melinda Pilgates Foundation.
So Dub in the chat for that
goes through a good cause saving lives.
Devon and Chet, Devon and Chet.
While it seems kind of small, Joe's brief,
but encouraging words were actually making a difference
in people's lives.
I've been stuck for a year now and I want to say thank you
for helping me through this past year
with having to deal with my grandpa's
and my own personal problems.
You're definitely my favorite top streamer
and I hope you never stop.
But by the time Joe graduated college,
things had started to change.
His viewer count climbed to some of the highest
in all of streaming.
In managing the expectation of that many chatters
is a totally different beast.
Like, right now I average 10k.
Chat's horrible.
Yeah, like...
Yeah.
I got a lock in.
I want to get into the videos.
I'm starting to get stressed up.
Hm.
I'm starting to get stressed up.
I could tell this was going to happen at the start of stream,
but I got like nine messages just unloaded on to me.
With this many viewers watching,
Joe found himself caught between two groups
that wanted completely different things from him.
Because on one hand, some viewers felt that he wasn't doing enough to help.
I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me.
Lay in the comments.
I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spamming right now
I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and you pull this guilt trip here
But on the other hand there was a totally different group of viewers that were tired of the stream constantly stopping Jesus dude
I like watching your streams, but when you go on grants like this
That's all you do all the time that's annoying play the game
Do me a favor and never watch me again. Do me a favor and go stay yourself
D.O.
No matter how Joe did, someone felt ignored.
God, D.O.
And the messages were starting to get more demanding.
Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling and Joe would offer a
few words of encouragement.
Now they wanted more.
Like every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more like, involved,
where people are genuinely asking me to fix their problems.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
But the hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help and who was only
looking for attention.
How do you balance keeping everybody happy and then also sorting through people who are just
doing it for attention? I mean that's the struggle because I'm a suicide prevention advocate.
That is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being noticed.
We're speaking to me on stream. And so yeah if there's 10 chats saying they're suicidal,
six of them are fake.
Because I do so much mental health advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat
and fake things was absurd.
I had one chatter that came in and they say, hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so.
He took his own life.
I just wanted to let you know you were his favorite streamer.
I'm sorry that he took his life.
I don't really know what to say.
I'm sorry.
I hope you're all right.
I'm sorry for the loss of your son.
This is fake.
Ugh.
Come to find out.
They come back a month later and they're like, my brother typed that, band is locked in.
You're the chatter.
I knew that.
I'm banning you, man.
That's weird.
This leaves Joe stuck making a decision that's difficult to get right.
If I'm being honest, I think a large portion of people that come into my chat and say
stuff that I don't are lying, but I have to treat them all as if they're real
because then I could, on an off chance, not take somebody seriously that is serious.
And that's the worst thing you could do.
Ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences,
but responding to every message was impossible.
And the pressure of trying was beginning to wear him down.
I feel bad, and I've talked about this, it's like, I wish I could help.
But like, sometimes I can, you know.
Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,
uh, especially seeing that I don't know the person.
But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most.
It's one that he's heard over and over again, that for some viewers, he's the only reason that they're still alive.
W. Joe.
You were there when my dad passed. You saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should.
I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough.
You unknowingly have helped me with a lot. My life has gotten a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff.
Never had a favorite streamer time watch you shames and it kind of saved my life. No pressure. I wanted myself
You saved my life. I did not save your life. You saved your own life
Please get the help you need though if I'm the only reason that you stopped
You know wanting to kill yourself in that moment
You need a lot of help outside of just watching my content when you hear some of the stories
How big of a told is that take on what a smart dude
Watching through some of their clips talking to people like this all the chat is asking who is checking on Joe?
I um, I mean I'm starting therapy soon
I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos as like something to fall back on to make you feel happier
Versus like I'm at all your videos are the only thing that's keeping me alive
Take a second and think about what that actually means for the person receiving it
Somebody just told you that your uploads are load-bearing for their existence. Don't tell me that like I I
I'm glad I'm able to help me and but like get help like get help
So what happens if you take a break? What happens if you burn out and quit? On some level Joe
now feels like he has to keep posting, because somewhere out there, somebody's hanging on
by his streaming schedule. And beyond the pressure, there's the sheer exposure to darkness.
Joe's DMs in chat are a constant stream of people's lowest moments.
And when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long, it eventually starts to get
in.
After every stream, Joe sits there for an hour, just coming back down from what the
job took out of him.
When I'm done stream, I get off.
I literally sit there in like silence for maybe an hour.
I need like time to decompress just because that is a lot at times.
It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it, but it kind of builds like they're all be
good for a month and then there'll be a week where I'm just like not, not there emotionally
I guess. And that's like a problem.
So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?
Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages scroll and the career survives.
Joe could put up the full wall tomorrow and nobody could really blame him.
I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are going through stuff
and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them,
that I want them to have some sort of guidance of redirection to be better
themselves and also better mental health in a way that's good for them.
Joe did the math and decided helping people is worth what it costs him.
I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects of the job and that's what enables me
to deal with this too. Like a lot of people are like oh push through the negative because you
make money. I think I push through the negative because I can affect people more positively here
than any other job that I could possibly be doing. But once he saw what his platform could do for
for people at their lowest.
Walking away from that stopped being an option
he could live with.
Thank you.
My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago.
Sorry to hear that.
You will watch your videos and streams.
We loved your philosophy streams.
She also majored in philosophy.
Really?
A week ago I found out she has two.
Two more days to live.
One of the final things we did
was watch one of your YouTube videos.
Your videos remind me of good memories.
She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.
Just wanted to say thank you so much.
You help more than you'll ever know.
Oh my god, yo, that's just going to make me cry.
It's a weird job, dude.
It's a weird job in social media.
There's a lot of shit, but it's one
of the most rewarding experiences.
Just to be able to be someone to help other people
is something that I want to do.
Yeah, the money's good.
Yeah, it's fun to play video games and shit.
But on a deeper level, dude, being
able to make people's day is a lot to me bro genuinely what I want to do and I'm
glad that I can
great video W Joe zero wallah he's left he was time right now bro I'm pretty
sure he actually meant that man it was that it was a nice the nice message
But hopefully, hopefully, you don't have two days left.
But yeah, man, it's actually pretty easy to think about.
A lot of people go to Joe and they're like,
yo, you saved my life.
Damn.
Now he starts, he stops streaming.
He says, now he has the pressure that life ended.
Damn.
Who saves y'all's life, Charon?
Who saved my life?
Yeah, I can't be serious, bro. Yeah, I can't be serious, bro.
T-Missile, Marlin, Netspin, Netspin saved my life because I'm a badass fucking kid?
Oh, that album.
I
Hey
I don't know why.
I'm fried.
That was a good other video though.
Yeah man, streaming is like an accomplice that sometimes like...
Like y'all really watch me
For hours on end is this true
And you y'all know a lot about me y'all look you do that's like not normal
Or is that normal
I guess there's more than a lot of normal people here who don't like who just watch
Click off your back background show damn, bro. I'm second monitor content. I'm dead ass
See, that just fucked up, bro.
Nah, I don't fuck with that, never mind, bro.
That just blew my eye.
Nah, fuck you out, man.
I'm good, man.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, man.
Third monitor, for real?
For real?
So, I'm third monitor content, for real?
Fourth monitor content, yo.
Are you fucking for real?
Are you fucking for real, bro? That's just disrespectful and rude
That's fucked up man background noise die guys just fucking weird, bro
Other weird man
phone at night table content doesn't even make sense dude fuck y'all bro whatever man
whatever bro hey bro on a real note
Holy fuck, bro, I didn't just feel like I've been seeing this shit, I've been melting my
gear, bro.
Dude, I don't think I could do a challenge like that ever, bro.
My body and drugs just don't go well together.
Chat.
How was I when I was high?
I mean, I'm still high, but like, how was I on stream?
Was I just like, was I just dead or how, how was I when I was high?
Did that just dead quiet non-verbal watch clips and calm
You were clip farmers why keep doing it every other streamer proved you can just let the message
I
Could you scroll in the career? I can't even keep my shit open bro tomorrow and nobody could really blame it
I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are too much
Oh my god, bro
My my left eye is closing before my right eye
I'm going through stuff and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them that I want them to have
Some sort of guidance of redirection
To be better themselves
Holy fucking shit, oh holy fucking shit
Like hiking
2,280 on the ground, 2C is 2C, go away, what the fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing?
anything, she might be hot
why the fuck is this clip 144p
I'm staring at the wall on the top
wait
let me take a picture of you bro, I'm not even getting...
bro
Jason
You did it? No, no, no. You're fried right now. I'm not even kidding bro
No, I'm actually serious, but you're actually fried
No, I'm dead ass. So you look flip it. Look, bro
Oh my god
Look like this, bro, you got that filter on your phones got the filter on what?
Oh my god, bro, I believe it for a second
But that crosshair placement though that she's right on the head
Oh
Holy fucking shit
C trabajar
Ah
No, no, don't forget me, bro
the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro. Remember?
I don't do shit
bro, you stopped the hand with Spiderman and the punisher bro
the fuck? How'd you forget about that?
I don't get it
I would feel my heart racing in my chest, bro. My eyes even open bro. My eyes even open
Oh, whatever, never that shit, holy fuck.
All right, Karen, oh.
Tomorrow's sponsored stream.
Um, see what's going on.
Hold on.
3 p.m. I gotta repulse it right now, Chai. Hey, I'll be with KDB Reaction to HyperX.
I'm trying to sober up, not gonna lie.
3 p.m.
Posting on my story, I got to post this.
Oh
Milk real food cold shower. I love y'all, bro. I love y'all man
Peace boys
I apologize for my absence, I know I left you without a name and a job.
I don't know how I expected you to get your cloud up and get your money up, but...
I'm the best.
Don't worry.
Daddy's home.
Turn me up.
Yeah.
Niggas know they need to stop.
I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you never seen the top.
Sierra came parking lot, looking like a city parking lot.
And it talks when I walk by, like you know I'm sober when you talk, baby, talk
Yeah, and I'm coming with the bottle, dog niggas not talking
Fuckin' and she goin' shopping, whoa, I'm runnin' out of Ips
Yeah, runnin' out