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No not a single yes actually not a single yet"}, {"start": 318.36, "end": 319.78000000000003, "text": " No"}, {"start": 319.78000000000003, "end": 323.28000000000003, "text": " You're getting a sapphire don't even make sense streamer's choice"}, {"start": 323.28000000000003, "end": 333.90000000000003, "text": " bro I'm not getting this shit back to back bro are your eyes usually like that"}, {"start": 333.90000000000003, "end": 336.32000000000005, "text": " bro is that"}, {"start": 342.68, "end": 349.36, "text": " hey listen bro I think we can win best collab I think if the best collab"}, {"start": 349.36, "end": 359.28000000000003, "text": " category to still think best collab bro Doug Doug me pudgy dub teabags come on"}, {"start": 359.28000000000003, "end": 365.92, "text": " bro that was low-key peak cinema hell no okay who else who else bro who else"}, {"start": 365.92, "end": 375.26, "text": " Jason and Drew who else kind speed bro kind speed been collab though mark"}, {"start": 375.26, "end": 384.06, "text": " Wohlberg ex-lacing? What are you typing? Yo, what are you on typing, man?"}, {"start": 386.06, "end": 395.74, "text": " Clav and Gorlock, brother. What are you? Clav and bottom G, okay? Druid lays. Lowest"}, {"start": 395.74, "end": 397.74, "text": " I'm gonna be honest though, like,"}, {"start": 397.74, "end": 402.74, "text": " Burmese, Pudgy, T-Finks, and Dub,"}, {"start": 402.74, "end": 407.74, "text": " no one ever expected that collab in a million trillion fucking years."}, {"start": 407.74, "end": 411.74, "text": " Came together in a Dub-Dub, beat the Dub-Dub to the world record."}, {"start": 411.74, "end": 413.74, "text": " Okay, did we cheat? Probably."}, {"start": 413.74, "end": 415.74, "text": " But, guess what?"}, {"start": 415.74, "end": 420.74, "text": " We made what, that was the hardest I ever laughed in my shooting career."}, {"start": 420.74, "end": 424.92, "text": " That was the hardest I ever laughed in my shooting career."}, {"start": 427.54, "end": 430.54, "text": " And I'm sure y'all were dying laughing too,"}, {"start": 430.54, "end": 431.90000000000003, "text": " if y'all watched the stream."}, {"start": 432.74, "end": 434.54, "text": " Okay, I did not kites in that laugh, bro."}, {"start": 434.54, "end": 436.66, "text": " I don't know what that means, okay?"}, {"start": 436.66, "end": 438.66, "text": " I don't know, I did not fake laugh, bro."}, {"start": 440.02, "end": 443.94, "text": " Hey, listen, either way, y'all can vote for who y'all want."}, {"start": 443.94, "end": 447.42, "text": " I will be putting my opinions on who I think should win."}, {"start": 447.42, "end": 450.34000000000003, "text": " And I might be biased towards myself."}, {"start": 450.34000000000003, "end": 451.66, "text": " But I think that's okay, bro."}, {"start": 451.66, "end": 453.66, "text": " Like, you know, no one's gonna support you."}, {"start": 453.66, "end": 455.86, "text": " I gotta support myself."}, {"start": 455.86, "end": 457.54, "text": " Quick update with the vet."}, {"start": 458.74, "end": 460.20000000000005, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 460.20000000000005, "end": 461.90000000000003, "text": " Hit the bullcye off for me, shit."}, {"start": 463.46000000000004, "end": 464.58000000000004, "text": " Can I get a drum roll?"}, {"start": 464.58000000000004, "end": 465.42, "text": " Can I get it?"}, {"start": 465.42, "end": 466.26000000000005, "text": " Can I get it?"}, {"start": 473.76000000000005, "end": 475.14000000000004, "text": " I will not be walking."}, {"start": 477.46000000000004, "end": 479.78000000000003, "text": " I will not be walking, bro."}, {"start": 479.78000000000003, "end": 480.78000000000003, "text": " I will not be walking."}, {"start": 480.78000000000003, "end": 484.38000000000005, "text": " I mean, why not even think I would be able to walk, bro?"}, {"start": 484.38000000000005, "end": 485.38000000000005, "text": " Like, God, God!"}, {"start": 489.18, "end": 490.22, "text": " You're not walking."}, {"start": 490.22, "end": 492.70000000000005, "text": " Well, yeah, I mean, bro, it's fun, bro."}, {"start": 492.70000000000005, "end": 494.26000000000005, "text": " You know, still gonna pull up."}, {"start": 494.26000000000005, "end": 496.06000000000006, "text": " I feel like, you know, it's still gonna be good content."}, {"start": 496.06000000000006, "end": 497.5, "text": " It's gonna be great bobs."}, {"start": 497.5, "end": 499.42, "text": " Um, you know."}, {"start": 500.90000000000003, "end": 503.18, "text": " No, A-Lit, you're too ugly."}, {"start": 503.18, "end": 506.0, "text": " See, same chat."}, {"start": 506.0, "end": 508.46000000000004, "text": " Y'all were saying the same shit"}, {"start": 508.46000000000004, "end": 512.6, "text": " before I walk 424 at Paris Fashion Week, okay?"}, {"start": 512.6, "end": 514.82, "text": " Fuck y'all, all right?"}, {"start": 519.02, "end": 520.86, "text": " Marlin, Marlin's walking?"}, {"start": 520.86, "end": 522.1, "text": " Marlin easily walking?"}, {"start": 522.1, "end": 523.98, "text": " Marlin get in and you jelly?"}, {"start": 523.98, "end": 526.0600000000001, "text": " I'm not jelly, bro, what Marlin is?"}, {"start": 526.0600000000001, "end": 529.62, "text": " Marlin's the face of America, obviously, bro."}, {"start": 529.62, "end": 531.14, "text": " I don't even blame KC3,"}, {"start": 531.14, "end": 533.84, "text": " like I would invite Marlin to walk over me."}, {"start": 534.96, "end": 536.26, "text": " Hey, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 538.46, "end": 547.82, "text": " What you mean Wednesday night Wednesday night what you mean Wednesday night"}, {"start": 547.82, "end": 552.46, "text": " I don't know me look at my schedule what's all what's on Wednesday night you"}, {"start": 552.46, "end": 560.94, "text": " got a date or something you did ask a little date I don't have anything"}, {"start": 560.94, "end": 566.7800000000001, "text": " plan so far. I said something like that, huh? Well you had a date. Something like that."}, {"start": 566.7800000000001, "end": 580.7800000000001, "text": " Wait who? City, house, and... Wait who? Chill bro. You don't go on dates, bro. Wait, I'm liking it. I'm liking it. For real? Yeah."}, {"start": 580.78, "end": 584.3, "text": " When how from the code party"}, {"start": 588.1, "end": 590.1, "text": " From the code buddy"}, {"start": 591.86, "end": 598.68, "text": " It's not yeah, bro. No, it's not yet. Who said it was yet. Yo, I didn't see one chat. I said it was yellow"}, {"start": 599.18, "end": 601.18, "text": " No, no, no"}, {"start": 601.6999999999999, "end": 606.9, "text": " People said bro people say mirror. No, okay, but they say yellow. No, they did say yeah"}, {"start": 606.9, "end": 608.9, "text": " They did say yeah, I swear to look see"}, {"start": 610.78, "end": 620.38, "text": " damn anyways hey man Luke are going in a two-minute isn't look at like 17 but"}, {"start": 620.38, "end": 631.78, "text": " what is this I'm about to get a penis on my screen who what is this I don't"}, {"start": 631.78, "end": 644.78, "text": " I don't know why I clicked on that. They could easily when do the year they wanted to."}, {"start": 644.78, "end": 649.78, "text": " Hey, uh, you should make a break."}, {"start": 649.78, "end": 650.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 650.78, "end": 651.78, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 651.78, "end": 652.78, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 652.78, "end": 653.78, "text": " I was tired of them big guys."}, {"start": 653.78, "end": 654.78, "text": " Boxie raid!"}, {"start": 654.78, "end": 657.78, "text": " Hey, Boxie, I appreciate the raid, Boxie!"}, {"start": 657.78, "end": 659.78, "text": " Wait, I didn't get a raid."}, {"start": 659.78, "end": 662.78, "text": " Ah, what are you doing, big guy?"}, {"start": 662.78, "end": 666.78, "text": " I thought I was falling, you think that's what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 666.78, "end": 669.78, "text": " Nah, I thought I was gonna leave, big guy."}, {"start": 669.78, "end": 672.78, "text": " You're gonna go on another rest."}, {"start": 672.78, "end": 678.26, "text": " I don't think we had a single plan certain this year besides actually the bouncer shit"}, {"start": 686.22, "end": 693.06, "text": " We are now introducing applications until your shot at the nominee hold on hold on open until"}, {"start": 695.4599999999999, "end": 697.4599999999999, "text": " Let's see it"}, {"start": 697.46, "end": 705.46, "text": " fan nominations start on September 12th fan nominations start on up September"}, {"start": 705.46, "end": 710.46, "text": " September 12th they also September 12th that's what they did"}, {"start": 711.58, "end": 720.74, "text": " it's in November it's in November this year okay didn't get it repeated okay I"}, {"start": 720.74, "end": 727.4200000000001, "text": " missed everything no I didn't know there's no way voting opens October 16"}, {"start": 727.42, "end": 729.9, "text": " I missed the announcement, she said 12!"}, {"start": 729.9, "end": 731.2199999999999, "text": " The show is November 12th."}, {"start": 733.5799999999999, "end": 735.06, "text": " Planning this in your wedding is a lot."}, {"start": 735.06, "end": 736.02, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, when is the show?"}, {"start": 736.02, "end": 737.3, "text": " November 12th?"}, {"start": 737.3, "end": 738.14, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 739.78, "end": 740.62, "text": " She been talking?"}, {"start": 740.62, "end": 741.4599999999999, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 741.4599999999999, "end": 742.5799999999999, "text": " She did it at 11.30?"}, {"start": 742.5799999999999, "end": 743.6999999999999, "text": " Are you, say you started it."}, {"start": 743.6999999999999, "end": 744.62, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 744.62, "end": 746.18, "text": " Six minute late, you jackass."}, {"start": 746.18, "end": 748.4599999999999, "text": " I mean, it's a good thing I'm tight."}, {"start": 748.4599999999999, "end": 750.86, "text": " Oh, is she okay?"}, {"start": 750.86, "end": 757.86, "text": " Um, you got this, cutie."}, {"start": 757.86, "end": 760.86, "text": " Okay, got to show love, got to show support."}, {"start": 760.86, "end": 762.86, "text": " Another thing, this is a really big question."}, {"start": 762.86, "end": 765.86, "text": " This is just like the Grammys. Okay, just like the Grammys."}, {"start": 765.86, "end": 766.86, "text": " The Grammys do this as well."}, {"start": 766.86, "end": 769.86, "text": " So a lot of you might be like, cutie, where are you getting these ideas?"}, {"start": 769.86, "end": 771.86, "text": " We're taking them from the big, the big wigs."}, {"start": 771.86, "end": 773.86, "text": " Like, cutie, I missed."}, {"start": 773.86, "end": 777.86, "text": " The show came from, you know, everyone's like, cutie, why did you start the shimmer wards?"}, {"start": 777.86, "end": 788.7, "text": " the Oscars, the Grammys, Jason, I'm not, I'm not, Jason, just fill out your application,"}, {"start": 788.7, "end": 790.1, "text": " okay, just fill out your application."}, {"start": 790.1, "end": 797.22, "text": " Your chat will answer your question, probably, um, format improved, yeah, big, um, so the"}, {"start": 797.22, "end": 802.4200000000001, "text": " Grammys, the Grammys do this as well, um, you can apply for content that has yet to"}, {"start": 802.4200000000001, "end": 810.82, "text": " happen. She said go play. Go play, go play, go play. But as long as it's happened by the voting phase,"}, {"start": 812.1, "end": 816.34, "text": " that's fine. You can pre-apply. Yeah, the Grammys do that as well. You can pre-apply for a song"}, {"start": 817.22, "end": 822.0200000000001, "text": " that is yet to come out. What is this? Not many applications. It's gonna be difficult to get fans"}, {"start": 822.0200000000001, "end": 827.94, "text": " on your side because they have to really believe in it. We are not going to have to be done"}, {"start": 827.94, "end": 836.58, "text": " before October 16th I believe it's it's risky but it's interesting it's"}, {"start": 836.58, "end": 841.74, "text": " totally risky but it's interesting so hey we win it everything fuck what y'all"}, {"start": 841.74, "end": 847.1, "text": " talking about bro we win it everything hot air balloon around the world stream"}, {"start": 847.1, "end": 857.82, "text": " that I am doing I'm doing it September 15th and I'm like oh no I'm not"}, {"start": 857.82, "end": 861.2600000000001, "text": " going to be able to even get nominated for an award. Holy Crap."}, {"start": 861.2600000000001, "end": 865.5, "text": " Oh, crap. So what I can do- Get those hands"}, {"start": 865.5, "end": 871.1, "text": " warm to clap on November 12th. Fill out my application."}, {"start": 871.1, "end": 875.1, "text": " Put it under event that I am- I will be clapping, bro, but"}, {"start": 875.1, "end": 881.5, "text": " yo, come on, chat. Please. I will be clapping for those around me, but"}, {"start": 881.5, "end": 884.94, "text": " we win something. We come at home with one award!"}, {"start": 884.94, "end": 889.3000000000001, "text": " Planning what you're doing. Maybe your announcement video, whatever and there's still a chance"}, {"start": 889.3000000000001, "end": 893.1, "text": " There's still a chance that you can get the nomination. You just got to get your fans on your side and"}, {"start": 895.46, "end": 897.46, "text": " That's how it's just so you know"}, {"start": 897.46, "end": 903.7, "text": " Okay, so that's one of the bigger questions, but let's apply is everyone ready to apply. I'm gonna show you how to do this"}, {"start": 903.7, "end": 905.82, "text": " Well, I okay, how do I do it? Okay?"}, {"start": 905.82, "end": 910.4200000000001, "text": " Hold on let me split screen this shit. Just said content have to end before voting starts or before voting ends"}, {"start": 910.4200000000001, "end": 912.4200000000001, "text": " It has to end before voting starts"}, {"start": 912.4200000000001, "end": 921.7, "text": " grab Ron of water you get aspirin but I don't know actually I'm after check the"}, {"start": 921.7, "end": 924.2600000000001, "text": " notes on that one"}, {"start": 925.0200000000001, "end": 931.5000000000001, "text": " guys we have a big team there's lots of moving parts the issue is you guys want"}, {"start": 931.5000000000001, "end": 934.1800000000001, "text": " to know the biggest issue is sometimes nobody has an answer and then they look at"}, {"start": 934.1800000000001, "end": 937.2600000000001, "text": " me and they're like what's the answer and I'm like I don't remember what I"}, {"start": 937.2600000000001, "end": 940.98, "text": " said I'm gonna just get a W key to you to check I'm sure it's on the website"}, {"start": 941.1, "end": 943.1, "text": " So maybe I can get some leverage"}, {"start": 943.98, "end": 945.82, "text": " Okay, here we go"}, {"start": 945.82, "end": 952.98, "text": " This is how you apply and again streamers can do this today. They can start a great day. This is October 2nd. Okay, I bet"}, {"start": 953.94, "end": 958.54, "text": " Streamer Awards.com doesn't look like this a little bit of a facelift on the website"}, {"start": 958.74, "end": 963.94, "text": " We have the about page the winners of the past year frequently asked questions. It's a beautiful beautiful"}, {"start": 964.66, "end": 965.94, "text": " beautiful"}, {"start": 965.94, "end": 972.0600000000001, "text": " Website oh wait she went through the entire announcements. What's this? Do I just go back and like listen to what she said?"}, {"start": 974.58, "end": 976.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 976.58, "end": 980.22, "text": " Streamers can apply for them. No, there's nothing. There's not much"}, {"start": 981.22, "end": 986.62, "text": " Bruh later. Okay, so that's how I go. So that's who fucking hell"}, {"start": 988.2600000000001, "end": 990.2600000000001, "text": " Should I just go through this website?"}, {"start": 992.94, "end": 994.94, "text": " Dot-com send an email"}, {"start": 995.94, "end": 1000.9200000000001, "text": " And we'll give you the information on how to have an account to apply on behalf of I bet I bet"}, {"start": 1001.7800000000001, "end": 1009.7, "text": " Recognize the best of life. Oh, bro. I just did this. Okay mod this display name Jason and wean choose recording or microphone"}, {"start": 1010.34, "end": 1012.34, "text": " Okay, this is how you pronounce my name"}, {"start": 1012.7800000000001, "end": 1014.7800000000001, "text": " Jason the wean"}, {"start": 1015.62, "end": 1017.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1019.1800000000001, "end": 1023.08, "text": " Jason the wean, okay, cool master headshot"}, {"start": 1023.08, "end": 1030.08, "text": " I don't have an image of myself on here."}, {"start": 1032.08, "end": 1036.08, "text": " Jason D. Ween? No, D. What are y'all saying? D with two E's? No."}, {"start": 1036.08, "end": 1040.08, "text": " Jason D. D. D. D is like, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1040.08, "end": 1044.08, "text": " Alright, Jason and Ween, let's see what my, let's see what."}, {"start": 1044.08, "end": 1048.08, "text": " Bro, why is this my covered picture, bro? How do I fix it?"}, {"start": 1048.08, "end": 1050.08, "text": " Which picture should I use?"}, {"start": 1050.08, "end": 1051.08, "text": " Hold on, Chris."}, {"start": 1051.08, "end": 1052.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1052.08, "end": 1053.08, "text": " Which picture should I use?"}, {"start": 1053.08, "end": 1057.08, "text": " Should I use this one?"}, {"start": 1057.08, "end": 1059.08, "text": " What the fuck is this caption, bro?"}, {"start": 1059.08, "end": 1061.08, "text": " Are you dead ass right now?"}, {"start": 1061.08, "end": 1067.08, "text": " Let me actually use this one, bro."}, {"start": 1067.08, "end": 1073.08, "text": " I'll use this one."}, {"start": 1073.08, "end": 1074.08, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1074.08, "end": 1076.08, "text": " This is my threads."}, {"start": 1076.08, "end": 1081.76, "text": " Yeah, this is my fucking threads chat. Yeah, I use threads"}, {"start": 1083.1599999999999, "end": 1085.78, "text": " Bro, maybe I should make maybe get a little bread going"}, {"start": 1088.1999999999998, "end": 1092.52, "text": " This shit is dead. Why is this making me depressed? Damn, bro?"}, {"start": 1095.76, "end": 1097.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1101.8799999999999, "end": 1103.8799999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1106.08, "end": 1108.58, "text": " Oh man, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 1111.82, "end": 1113.1599999999999, "text": " Crop is invalid."}, {"start": 1117.06, "end": 1118.8999999999999, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 1118.8999999999999, "end": 1120.26, "text": " Bro, why is there so much shit?"}, {"start": 1120.26, "end": 1122.6999999999998, "text": " No, genuinely, can I just skip to the voting part"}, {"start": 1122.6999999999998, "end": 1124.28, "text": " or the nomination part?"}, {"start": 1124.28, "end": 1125.98, "text": " No, no, seriously, seriously."}, {"start": 1128.62, "end": 1131.74, "text": " Stop trolling retard, bro, can you be nice?"}, {"start": 1131.74, "end": 1133.82, "text": " And I'm not trolling, bro, this is,"}, {"start": 1133.82, "end": 1135.9399999999998, "text": " okay, okay, okay, fine, bro, all right, fine."}, {"start": 1135.94, "end": 1138.5, "text": " Which one should be my picture?"}, {"start": 1139.5, "end": 1140.5800000000002, "text": " All right, can someone leave me like"}, {"start": 1140.5800000000002, "end": 1142.3, "text": " a professional picture of myself?"}, {"start": 1142.3, "end": 1144.3, "text": " Or maybe I should just do one right now."}, {"start": 1149.14, "end": 1149.98, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 1151.7, "end": 1154.9, "text": " I used to think that I wasn't fine enough."}, {"start": 1154.9, "end": 1155.8200000000002, "text": " Is that Greg?"}, {"start": 1155.8200000000002, "end": 1156.78, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1156.78, "end": 1157.7, "text": " Where's Greg?"}, {"start": 1165.94, "end": 1167.94, "text": " S U picture"}, {"start": 1172.74, "end": 1174.74, "text": " Okay, can we continue please?"}, {"start": 1176.26, "end": 1180.1000000000001, "text": " Hey, you know what bro? Yeah, bro. I can't download this picture. No, I"}, {"start": 1180.1000000000001, "end": 1182.1000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1190.1000000000001, "end": 1195.66, "text": " Yeah, so buddy somebody has a dead dog download this picture here we go say that"}, {"start": 1198.7, "end": 1201.5400000000002, "text": " Screenshot it but there's got four dots. That's ass"}, {"start": 1204.9800000000002, "end": 1208.2800000000002, "text": " It's the ground what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 1210.1000000000001, "end": 1227.5800000000002, "text": " save as oh my god dude you know you fuck with this oh my god bro use this image you"}, {"start": 1227.5800000000002, "end": 1233.66, "text": " win in all the awards bro honestly"}, {"start": 1234.0600000000002, "end": 1236.98, "text": " Might be able to win a Sapphire with this one. This one is fire"}, {"start": 1239.9, "end": 1241.9, "text": " Bro leave me alone"}, {"start": 1242.42, "end": 1244.42, "text": " Give me an actual headshot, please"}, {"start": 1244.98, "end": 1249.94, "text": " What the fuck is this why my why am I turning fucking Super Saiyan God?"}, {"start": 1250.78, "end": 1252.78, "text": " red"}, {"start": 1253.78, "end": 1258.5800000000002, "text": " I'm chopping this bro. Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 1258.58, "end": 1262.3, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 1262.3, "end": 1263.1399999999999, "text": " All right, thank you."}, {"start": 1263.1399999999999, "end": 1263.98, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 1263.98, "end": 1265.4199999999998, "text": " Actually, thank you so much, Pooks."}, {"start": 1265.4199999999998, "end": 1266.6999999999998, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 1266.6999999999998, "end": 1268.3, "text": " Jason Professional."}, {"start": 1270.58, "end": 1271.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1271.86, "end": 1272.6999999999998, "text": " Here we go, Chad."}, {"start": 1272.6999999999998, "end": 1273.54, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 1273.54, "end": 1275.3999999999999, "text": " Choose image."}, {"start": 1275.3999999999999, "end": 1276.54, "text": " Jason Professional."}, {"start": 1277.8999999999999, "end": 1280.06, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 1280.06, "end": 1280.8999999999999, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1280.8999999999999, "end": 1282.62, "text": " YouTube link, W YouTube."}, {"start": 1283.62, "end": 1285.1799999999998, "text": " At Jason Nguyen."}, {"start": 1285.18, "end": 1287.18, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 1287.18, "end": 1290.94, "text": " Jason and ween Jason ween always YouTube channels and I just add Jason and ween"}, {"start": 1291.98, "end": 1293.98, "text": " and add Jason and ween"}, {"start": 1295.94, "end": 1297.94, "text": " Other"}, {"start": 1298.26, "end": 1300.26, "text": " Add Jason and ween"}, {"start": 1301.18, "end": 1303.18, "text": " On all platforms"}, {"start": 1303.6200000000001, "end": 1309.38, "text": " Available pick all the categories you want to be considered for damn this website. They did. They made a way different"}, {"start": 1309.74, "end": 1314.54, "text": " fixed crop holy fuck man like do y'all have a like"}, {"start": 1315.18, "end": 1317.18, "text": " It's a death serious"}, {"start": 1319.24, "end": 1321.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1322.3200000000002, "end": 1324.3200000000002, "text": " Idiot do all of them I"}, {"start": 1325.44, "end": 1327.44, "text": " Bet I bet that's music streamer"}, {"start": 1329.46, "end": 1335.2, "text": " But I did make lovers a stranger this year could go go get that one best creative R streamer I"}, {"start": 1336.48, "end": 1342.1000000000001, "text": " Did do I did do that yellow shirt yellow excitation the wind we did do that this year, bro"}, {"start": 1342.1000000000001, "end": 1346.3000000000002, "text": " Who was there? Who was there? That was a good stream."}, {"start": 1346.3000000000002, "end": 1350.1000000000001, "text": " Gonna have to go. I think I'm eligible. Best role-play streamer?"}, {"start": 1350.1000000000001, "end": 1357.7, "text": " Did a lot of role-playing in real life. Did a lot of VR chat arc."}, {"start": 1357.7, "end": 1361.1000000000001, "text": " I had the VR chat arc. We were there. We were there."}, {"start": 1361.1000000000001, "end": 1364.5000000000002, "text": " I feel like I'm eligible. Okay? Maybe not. Maybe not."}, {"start": 1364.5000000000002, "end": 1370.0000000000002, "text": " You know, the best to win, but for sure eligible."}, {"start": 1370.0, "end": 1373.24, "text": " Here, let me zoom it in for y'all. W production."}, {"start": 1373.24, "end": 1377.68, "text": " Okay, let's keep it pushing. Best mobile streamer."}, {"start": 1377.68, "end": 1380.28, "text": " Did play some League of Legends this year."}, {"start": 1380.28, "end": 1385.52, "text": " Okay, I think I'm also eligible for mobile. Best brand partner?"}, {"start": 1385.52, "end": 1389.6, "text": " Not eligible, I'm not a brand. I mean technically I am a brand but"}, {"start": 1389.6, "end": 1392.96, "text": " you know, I'm not like a McDonald's or something."}, {"start": 1392.96, "end": 1396.52, "text": " Hidden Gem Award."}, {"start": 1396.52, "end": 1403.08, "text": " No, no, I don't think I'm eligible to this bro, but I will be voting hidden gem is actually I don't know"}, {"start": 1403.08, "end": 1408.74, "text": " Who should be hidden gem this year you had stay form, but I'm not stay form is why I'm trying to say oh shit"}, {"start": 1408.74, "end": 1410.22, "text": " Garrett's calling me"}, {"start": 1410.22, "end": 1411.9, "text": " Why is gear calling me?"}, {"start": 1411.9, "end": 1413.34, "text": " I'm scared"}, {"start": 1413.34, "end": 1415.34, "text": " I guess my financial guy"}, {"start": 1416.6, "end": 1418.6, "text": " Hey, Garrett I'm live"}, {"start": 1418.6, "end": 1420.6, "text": " Should I mute?"}, {"start": 1420.6, "end": 1426.1, "text": " No, I can hear you. You're good. Just two seconds. Oh, yeah, let me mute real quick"}, {"start": 1426.52, "end": 1428.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1456.52, "end": 1474.92, "text": " So apparently someone withdrew money from my account that I don't know about."}, {"start": 1474.92, "end": 1492.92, "text": " What's up, bro, why did you why did you look I'm just kidding now so so so in chess"}, {"start": 1492.92, "end": 1494.92, "text": " So"}, {"start": 1503.5600000000002, "end": 1506.4, "text": " All right, let's keep pushing the best battle or y'all streamer"}, {"start": 1507.96, "end": 1513.0800000000002, "text": " You know I'm saying call of duty war zone fall guys pub g a pig am I eligible for this shit?"}, {"start": 1513.0800000000002, "end": 1515.0800000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm not eligible for this"}, {"start": 1515.92, "end": 1521.28, "text": " Best fighting game. I am a brahalla demon, but I don't think I played much brahalla this year"}, {"start": 1521.28, "end": 1524.36, "text": " Nah, nah, don't think so, don't think so."}, {"start": 1524.36, "end": 1526.52, "text": " Best MMO RPG streamer."}, {"start": 1526.52, "end": 1530.58, "text": " Streamer who creates the most engaging MMO purging content"}, {"start": 1530.58, "end": 1532.66, "text": " while playing games like Final Fantasy World,"}, {"start": 1532.66, "end": 1534.94, "text": " Warcraft, RuneScape, Lost Ark, and others."}, {"start": 1535.84, "end": 1536.68, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 1536.68, "end": 1537.52, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 1537.52, "end": 1538.36, "text": " Horsin?"}, {"start": 1538.36, "end": 1539.8, "text": " Who got this, y'all think?"}, {"start": 1539.8, "end": 1540.6399999999999, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1547.0, "end": 1548.08, "text": " Doja Cat."}, {"start": 1548.08, "end": 1551.02, "text": " Best cozy game streamer"}, {"start": 1555.04, "end": 1557.04, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1559.84, "end": 1561.84, "text": " Let's fucking go man"}, {"start": 1562.32, "end": 1567.72, "text": " That's cozy game streamer. Hey lowkey good cozy streamer, bro"}, {"start": 1569.6, "end": 1574.36, "text": " There's that one guy that says that he feels comfortable watching my streams, you know shadow to that guy"}, {"start": 1574.3600000000001, "end": 1581.16, "text": " I'm always appreciative to you know all the nice comments and yeah, yo Jason. I love you're my comfort streamer"}, {"start": 1581.16, "end": 1586.7, "text": " I love watching you when I'm when I'm ready to go to sleep at night right before bed. You're very cozy"}, {"start": 1589.2, "end": 1592.98, "text": " Thank you cozy game streamer. Oh fuck. Oh"}, {"start": 1595.3200000000002, "end": 1600.5800000000002, "text": " Shit I'm just gonna say that I'm eligible best speedrun streamer"}, {"start": 1600.58, "end": 1609.1399999999999, "text": " definitely not not bro honestly I want I want to speed run a learn how to speed"}, {"start": 1609.1399999999999, "end": 1616.5, "text": " run minecraft I want to learn how to speed run minecraft"}, {"start": 1617.1399999999999, "end": 1625.6599999999999, "text": " find bird why are y'all saying G just sudden yeah X David five gifted I want to"}, {"start": 1625.66, "end": 1631.5, "text": " learn how to do this. Like you know how XQC be doing like the the world seeds and"}, {"start": 1631.5, "end": 1636.0800000000002, "text": " all those things? Learn off stream. Bro what are you talking about? You quitting in"}, {"start": 1636.0800000000002, "end": 1643.3400000000001, "text": " an hour? No I'm not. I can maybe maybe Feinberg will collab with me. She gonna be a"}, {"start": 1643.3400000000001, "end": 1651.0200000000002, "text": " 7th on okay all right bro it's hey that's chat bro I am seeing it that's"}, {"start": 1651.0200000000002, "end": 1660.7, "text": " sports tumor oh wait no this is uh this is like games and shit that's my"}, {"start": 1660.7, "end": 1668.5000000000002, "text": " craft shimmer that's the FPS streamer who's that's my crap bro who's getting"}, {"start": 1668.5, "end": 1672.98, "text": " best Minecraft this year. Speed, Kai, Lepis,"}, {"start": 1676.82, "end": 1685.58, "text": " Fineberg, ADB, oh my god, ADB better than our shit, huh. Best strategy game streamer."}, {"start": 1685.58, "end": 1689.86, "text": " Streamer who creates the best content with strategy games like teamfight"}, {"start": 1689.8600000000001, "end": 1699.38, "text": " tactics more like um yeah not eligible best reality streamer I ain't gonna lie"}, {"start": 1699.38, "end": 1704.1000000000001, "text": " I'm eligible but this one is going to the big stable this is going to big"}, {"start": 1704.1000000000001, "end": 1706.2600000000002, "text": " stable"}, {"start": 1706.26, "end": 1708.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1709.26, "end": 1711.26, "text": " Gotta get his get back on rate"}, {"start": 1715.5, "end": 1717.5, "text": " That's I around streamer"}, {"start": 1718.9, "end": 1720.22, "text": " Come on shot"}, {"start": 1720.22, "end": 1722.82, "text": " All right, I know I might not win this shit"}, {"start": 1723.3, "end": 1728.04, "text": " But come on bro. I think I'm eligible. You know me. I'm a IRL streamer"}, {"start": 1728.04, "end": 1731.3799999999999, "text": " I've been doing a lot of I real over your favorite of five gifted speed"}, {"start": 1731.3799999999999, "end": 1735.9, "text": " Yes, I understand. All right. It's a lot of comp. All right. I'm not gonna be like"}, {"start": 1735.9, "end": 1741.3200000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm winning this shit for sure even though I said that earlier. I'll be serious now. I'm eligible, bro"}, {"start": 1741.88, "end": 1743.88, "text": " I'm eligible man"}, {"start": 1745.0800000000002, "end": 1747.44, "text": " That'll be rage. What do you for a rage?"}, {"start": 1752.16, "end": 1754.16, "text": " Best vertical live stream"}, {"start": 1757.3600000000001, "end": 1761.1200000000001, "text": " Bro, honestly, I might fuck around do this shit today so I can be eligible"}, {"start": 1761.1200000000001, "end": 1770.42, "text": " But I might go live on TikTok today so I could be eligible."}, {"start": 1770.42, "end": 1772.88, "text": " Not a bad shout."}, {"start": 1772.88, "end": 1773.88, "text": " Not a bad shout."}, {"start": 1773.88, "end": 1775.88, "text": " Need a hundred hours?"}, {"start": 1775.88, "end": 1780.68, "text": " Bro, bro, I want to be eligible."}, {"start": 1780.68, "end": 1781.68, "text": " Stream game of the year."}, {"start": 1781.68, "end": 1784.0800000000002, "text": " I mean, I'm not a game, so I can't really click that category."}, {"start": 1784.0800000000002, "end": 1786.0800000000002, "text": " Best content group?"}, {"start": 1786.0800000000002, "end": 1789.0800000000002, "text": " You already know."}, {"start": 1789.08, "end": 1791.08, "text": " Jack, come on."}, {"start": 1791.08, "end": 1793.08, "text": " This must be real."}, {"start": 1793.08, "end": 1794.08, "text": " Core."}, {"start": 1797.08, "end": 1800.08, "text": " I don't want to say too much."}, {"start": 1800.08, "end": 1802.08, "text": " You don't do content together?"}, {"start": 1802.08, "end": 1804.08, "text": " I mean, literally, that's Lee Cap."}, {"start": 1804.08, "end": 1806.08, "text": " That's Lee Cap."}, {"start": 1806.08, "end": 1807.08, "text": " I will say this."}, {"start": 1807.08, "end": 1810.08, "text": " We all want to do something together"}, {"start": 1810.08, "end": 1812.08, "text": " before the Schwenau Award."}, {"start": 1812.08, "end": 1816.08, "text": " So look forward to that."}, {"start": 1816.08, "end": 1821.08, "text": " Best international streamer."}, {"start": 1821.08, "end": 1826.08, "text": " I mean, I'm eligible."}, {"start": 1826.08, "end": 1829.08, "text": " I'm American, if y'all could guess."}, {"start": 1829.08, "end": 1832.08, "text": " Best stream duo."}, {"start": 1832.08, "end": 1836.08, "text": " I saw someone in the comm say that I'm a slut and I have a..."}, {"start": 1836.08, "end": 1840.08, "text": " I'm a slut. I don't have a duo. I have too many people."}, {"start": 1840.08, "end": 1843.08, "text": " So I don't even think I'm eligible for this shit this year."}, {"start": 1843.08, "end": 1845.08, "text": " You and Drew."}, {"start": 1845.08, "end": 1849.08, "text": " Uh, yeah, I mean, hey, Jason X Drew, sir."}, {"start": 1849.08, "end": 1850.08, "text": " Jason X Drew."}, {"start": 1850.08, "end": 1870.52, "text": " Come on, bro, come on, bro, knee, dub, teabakes, pudgy."}, {"start": 1870.52, "end": 1876.6799999999998, "text": " We're doing a camping this weekend, Saturday and Sunday, the fifth and the sixth."}, {"start": 1876.6799999999998, "end": 1877.6799999999998, "text": " We're doing it again."}, {"start": 1877.6799999999998, "end": 1878.6799999999998, "text": " We're running it back."}, {"start": 1878.68, "end": 1886.68, "text": " coming back cinema soon all right that is celebs not streaming no it's not look"}, {"start": 1886.68, "end": 1891.0, "text": " recognizing how streamers join forces and bringing creators from outside space"}, {"start": 1891.0, "end": 1895.92, "text": " hey bro Kai extra broad didn't happen this year so I think we could take this"}, {"start": 1895.92, "end": 1905.68, "text": " shit we could we can win this shit okay we can win this shit best marathon"}, {"start": 1905.68, "end": 1913.3, "text": " stream hey listen a lot of people seem to forget because I did this at the"}, {"start": 1913.3, "end": 1918.94, "text": " beginning of the year all right now I had this in my mind right before I did"}, {"start": 1918.94, "end": 1923.1000000000001, "text": " the island stream because you know I think always I always try to take five"}, {"start": 1923.1000000000001, "end": 1927.3400000000001, "text": " steps ahead I knew the island stream would kind of be forgotten about because"}, {"start": 1927.3400000000001, "end": 1932.5, "text": " content is like this next week is a new thing next week is a new thing next"}, {"start": 1932.5, "end": 1936.78, "text": " week is a new thing next month is a new thing but I was like yo I want to push"}, {"start": 1936.78, "end": 1941.02, "text": " as much content good content as fast as possible I did it at the beginning of"}, {"start": 1941.02, "end": 1948.5, "text": " the year but listen seven days on the island come on bro come on now I might"}, {"start": 1948.5, "end": 1955.14, "text": " not have the style power for this I did do this by myself but listen I will say"}, {"start": 1955.14, "end": 1960.18, "text": " I'm gonna chew my own horn and be like come on bro that was a lot of"}, {"start": 1960.18, "end": 1966.02, "text": " Production there was a lot of you know, there's a lot of effort and it was real. Okay, did not cheat. Okay. It was not a little Mickey"}, {"start": 1966.18, "end": 1970.38, "text": " Okay, did I get care packages from Red Bull? Okay. Yes, I did but guess what?"}, {"start": 1971.02, "end": 1973.02, "text": " I'm a fucking streamer"}, {"start": 1973.1000000000001, "end": 1976.22, "text": " I'm a fucking streamer brown not a survivalist"}, {"start": 1977.02, "end": 1985.7, "text": " Okay, my piss was orange. I was dehydrated who got the picture of me on the fucking island before and after"}, {"start": 1990.18, "end": 1996.26, "text": " I lost 12 pound"}, {"start": 1998.18, "end": 2002.66, "text": " We all got our own opinions y'all are all entitled to your opinions I"}, {"start": 2003.18, "end": 2010.6000000000001, "text": " Had a fucking twig and some fishing string. I caught like I caught so many fishes doing that"}, {"start": 2010.6000000000001, "end": 2011.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2013.0400000000002, "end": 2014.2800000000002, "text": " Better come on, bro."}, {"start": 2014.2800000000002, "end": 2016.64, "text": " Just in place in the wing."}, {"start": 2016.64, "end": 2018.44, "text": " Why I left core?"}, {"start": 2018.44, "end": 2019.92, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 2019.92, "end": 2021.92, "text": " What the fuck, stable Ronaldo?"}, {"start": 2028.6000000000001, "end": 2030.2, "text": " This is news to me, bro."}, {"start": 2035.0400000000002, "end": 2036.0400000000002, "text": " I'm leaving core."}, {"start": 2036.0400000000002, "end": 2037.4, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2037.4, "end": 2040.0400000000002, "text": " It's a place no air conditioning, no AC."}, {"start": 2040.04, "end": 2042.8799999999999, "text": " Oh my god flick baited, bro"}, {"start": 2043.8799999999999, "end": 2051.34, "text": " Oh my fucking god. Oh my burger out his costume, bro. W. Burger. Anyways, just when we get on Island"}, {"start": 2052.04, "end": 2054.04, "text": " before and after"}, {"start": 2057.2799999999997, "end": 2063.12, "text": " Well, I look no steamer did this no steamer ever did this before look at this"}, {"start": 2063.12, "end": 2071.3599999999997, "text": " same draws for a whole week actually people seem to forget this woesh"}, {"start": 2071.3599999999997, "end": 2074.88, "text": " shout out to you what is this unfortunate reason visor will always"}, {"start": 2074.88, "end": 2080.52, "text": " prevail get back on our island Jason yeah lacey no look at me bro look at me I"}, {"start": 2080.52, "end": 2087.12, "text": " literally shit myself I had to borrow woesh's underwear not even borrow I took"}, {"start": 2087.12, "end": 2091.7599999999998, "text": " it because I didn't give it back because I shit in those draws as well people"}, {"start": 2091.76, "end": 2095.84, "text": " I don't seem to forget, I really struggled on this island."}, {"start": 2095.84, "end": 2097.5600000000004, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 2097.5600000000004, "end": 2101.6400000000003, "text": " My asshole was itchy due to the fact that I was washing my ass"}, {"start": 2101.6400000000003, "end": 2103.5200000000004, "text": " with leaves."}, {"start": 2104.92, "end": 2107.88, "text": " That was just not on stream, bro."}, {"start": 2107.88, "end": 2110.76, "text": " E-Rub emptied a bathtub with a teaspoon."}, {"start": 2110.76, "end": 2112.3, "text": " Kill yourself."}, {"start": 2118.3, "end": 2121.36, "text": " And yeah, it will be the whole time."}, {"start": 2121.36, "end": 2122.56, "text": " I didn't think I could do it."}, {"start": 2122.56, "end": 2125.1600000000003, "text": " I really had moments where I was really about to give up."}, {"start": 2125.1600000000003, "end": 2127.6400000000003, "text": " I can't wait to go on TikTok and scroll."}, {"start": 2127.6400000000003, "end": 2130.1600000000003, "text": " I can't wait to eat my first real meal."}, {"start": 2130.1600000000003, "end": 2132.8, "text": " No TikTok for a week!"}, {"start": 2133.88, "end": 2135.76, "text": " I can't wait to brush my-"}, {"start": 2135.76, "end": 2138.08, "text": " No toothbrush!"}, {"start": 2138.08, "end": 2140.56, "text": " I'm under my nails and digging my ass."}, {"start": 2140.56, "end": 2144.76, "text": " I can't wait to go home and see Bat and Man."}, {"start": 2144.76, "end": 2147.1600000000003, "text": " I can't wait to see all my friends,"}, {"start": 2147.1600000000003, "end": 2150.7200000000003, "text": " like Dad, Braun, Lacey, Silky, Marlon."}, {"start": 2150.7200000000003, "end": 2152.6000000000004, "text": " This is why I need to go to the hospital."}, {"start": 2152.6000000000004, "end": 2153.6000000000004, "text": " Lost muscle."}, {"start": 2153.6000000000004, "end": 2155.5600000000004, "text": " Ehhhhh!"}, {"start": 2155.5600000000004, "end": 2157.96, "text": " Look bro, I'm getting eaten out."}, {"start": 2157.96, "end": 2159.8, "text": " Shout out to Woe's Draws."}, {"start": 2159.8, "end": 2162.0800000000004, "text": " They've never seen these draw brands in my life."}, {"start": 2162.0800000000004, "end": 2165.5800000000004, "text": " But look bro, I'm still scarred to this day for me."}, {"start": 2165.5800000000004, "end": 2166.42, "text": " Look, look, look."}, {"start": 2169.2000000000003, "end": 2171.2400000000002, "text": " Actually they might've went away."}, {"start": 2171.2400000000002, "end": 2172.5600000000004, "text": " They might've went away."}, {"start": 2172.5600000000004, "end": 2173.96, "text": " Hold on bro, I'm low key."}, {"start": 2180.7200000000003, "end": 2191.2400000000002, "text": " But yeah, but yeah, Jason, this happened this year, I actually forget, so much, so much"}, {"start": 2191.2400000000002, "end": 2201.5200000000004, "text": " is done in a year, I genuinely forget, but yeah, we did that this year, bro, look at"}, {"start": 2201.52, "end": 2205.12, "text": " No, this was not scripted"}, {"start": 2215.56, "end": 2222.6, "text": " Dead fish placed in water, yo, what they're lacy bear get a job. Why is Rodo moon colony?"}, {"start": 2226.8, "end": 2228.8, "text": " What's good, bro"}, {"start": 2231.52, "end": 2234.52, "text": " I just woke up and I wanted to tell you."}, {"start": 2234.52, "end": 2235.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2239.52, "end": 2240.52, "text": " Bro, you're lagging, bro."}, {"start": 2240.52, "end": 2241.52, "text": " Or maybe I'm lagging."}, {"start": 2241.52, "end": 2242.52, "text": " Connection."}, {"start": 2242.52, "end": 2243.52, "text": " What's-"}, {"start": 2243.52, "end": 2250.52, "text": " I had a dream that you and me, like, snuck out of, like, high school."}, {"start": 2250.52, "end": 2254.52, "text": " And we went to go watch this movie."}, {"start": 2254.52, "end": 2256.52, "text": " And it was like an Indian movie or something."}, {"start": 2256.52, "end": 2258.52, "text": " I'm like, be like dressed up for it."}, {"start": 2258.52, "end": 2262.04, "text": " And then like we got in trouble."}, {"start": 2262.04, "end": 2263.92, "text": " I'm calling since I was walking home for a day."}, {"start": 2263.92, "end": 2266.16, "text": " We got in trouble and we were really running"}, {"start": 2266.16, "end": 2269.84, "text": " from the cops and like you hopped on like a fucking"}, {"start": 2269.84, "end": 2272.6, "text": " like a cart and like went down that hill"}, {"start": 2272.6, "end": 2276.6, "text": " and then like I was just running for my life."}, {"start": 2276.6, "end": 2278.84, "text": " I don't know bro but we should recreate that,"}, {"start": 2278.84, "end": 2279.88, "text": " we got a stream."}, {"start": 2282.7599999999998, "end": 2284.64, "text": " So you want to pretend to be in high school"}, {"start": 2284.64, "end": 2287.0, "text": " and run away from cops for a stream?"}, {"start": 2287.0, "end": 2290.28, "text": " Yeah, well, I mean, you already had that idea you wanted to break into a high school."}, {"start": 2290.28, "end": 2291.16, "text": " What do you do with that?"}, {"start": 2291.16, "end": 2292.64, "text": " You never ever said that."}, {"start": 2292.64, "end": 2295.64, "text": " Never ever pissed that to you, bro."}, {"start": 2295.64, "end": 2298.4, "text": " I didn't know you're screaming left, so I'll have a good scream."}, {"start": 2298.4, "end": 2299.96, "text": " Dude, that was a crazy ass scream."}, {"start": 2299.96, "end": 2301.52, "text": " No, no, no, yeah."}, {"start": 2301.52, "end": 2303.08, "text": " Don't know what the fuck he's talking about, man."}, {"start": 2303.08, "end": 2306.6, "text": " Ah, I didn't even know it was your idea what he's talking about."}, {"start": 2306.6, "end": 2309.36, "text": " 25th, the dream about being in high school again, dude."}, {"start": 2309.36, "end": 2311.4, "text": " Like, Jesus, man."}, {"start": 2311.4, "end": 2313.68, "text": " Yo, Lacey, when are you back?"}, {"start": 2313.68, "end": 2317.02, "text": " Lacey bro, Lacey, we need to do the gambling stream."}, {"start": 2317.02, "end": 2319.64, "text": " We need to do that ASAP, bro."}, {"start": 2319.64, "end": 2320.48, "text": " Lacey."}, {"start": 2328.8399999999997, "end": 2330.3199999999997, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 2330.3199999999997, "end": 2332.8199999999997, "text": " What streamer is doing this?"}, {"start": 2337.3399999999997, "end": 2339.7599999999998, "text": " That's a real fucking fish, pal."}, {"start": 2343.68, "end": 2358.3999999999996, "text": " fake fish? it wasn't planted okay all right listen if y'all remember I fished"}, {"start": 2358.3999999999996, "end": 2363.7999999999997, "text": " and I was trying to skin it but it slipped out my hands and fell back into"}, {"start": 2363.7999999999997, "end": 2370.08, "text": " the water okay I had this device here so I stabbed it but but still it was in"}, {"start": 2370.08, "end": 2374.92, "text": " current bro it was still dead but like bro it's not the Mickey dude all right"}, {"start": 2374.92, "end": 2381.72, "text": " wasn't planted all right it's still cool though like come on bro"}, {"start": 2383.4, "end": 2389.64, "text": " I'll vote for your seven-day marathon if you vote for me deal oh my shit not"}, {"start": 2389.64, "end": 2395.24, "text": " even win this is not winning bro this is not winning this was in February now"}, {"start": 2395.24, "end": 2398.12, "text": " if I did this shit bro well we should have did this shit later in the year"}, {"start": 2398.12, "end": 2401.08, "text": " Just kidding. I'm not just kidding. This is"}, {"start": 2403.16, "end": 2405.52, "text": " Have some faith son perhaps perhaps"}, {"start": 2406.3599999999997, "end": 2408.3599999999997, "text": " What is this listen?"}, {"start": 2408.72, "end": 2410.72, "text": " before and after"}, {"start": 2410.96, "end": 2414.0, "text": " Like look bloated chop filter"}, {"start": 2415.4, "end": 2417.4, "text": " No abs"}, {"start": 2417.8399999999997, "end": 2419.8399999999997, "text": " schemes underwear"}, {"start": 2419.96, "end": 2421.96, "text": " blonde chopped hair"}, {"start": 2421.96, "end": 2434.28, "text": " Starving, hungry, new underwear, bro, not to mention Jack, I never told you on this shit."}, {"start": 2434.28, "end": 2436.52, "text": " I couldn't get a wrecked afterwards, bro."}, {"start": 2436.52, "end": 2442.96, "text": " Because I was so malnourished to the point where I literally could not get a boner,"}, {"start": 2442.96, "end": 2443.96, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 2443.96, "end": 2451.0, "text": " Like, boom, okay print to no, no print."}, {"start": 2451.0, "end": 2452.6, "text": " And that matters why?"}, {"start": 2452.6, "end": 2455.24, "text": " That matters because that should show you"}, {"start": 2455.24, "end": 2458.74, "text": " that I went through hell for this marathon, okay?"}, {"start": 2463.08, "end": 2467.08, "text": " Anyways, bro, let's continue, bro."}, {"start": 2468.72, "end": 2471.56, "text": " Saibao, you got a sec, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 2473.16, "end": 2475.24, "text": " Anyways, best streamed event,"}, {"start": 2475.24, "end": 2477.32, "text": " most entertaining, unique, or memorable"}, {"start": 2477.32, "end": 2479.64, "text": " live stream event in 2025."}, {"start": 2479.64, "end": 2483.68, "text": " I think I've had some memorable streams a lot of good streams"}, {"start": 2483.68, "end": 2484.8799999999997, "text": " You know the dug dug is one of them"}, {"start": 2484.8799999999997, "end": 2490.3199999999997, "text": " But I think I think dug dug for best stream collab is probably better than best stream event"}, {"start": 2490.3199999999997, "end": 2496.94, "text": " This should definitely go in an SU this is definitely going SU but you know, I don't mind a little nomination"}, {"start": 2496.94, "end": 2498.94, "text": " I'll be down for a little nomination"}, {"start": 2507.1, "end": 2509.1, "text": " 2025 hold on bro"}, {"start": 2509.64, "end": 2535.64, "text": " I'm really excited about applications, like I said we do have a panel and in the past it's been up to the panel to kind of do their own research on the streamer and I love the idea of applications being able to be handed to the panel with everybody's own pledge for themselves."}, {"start": 2535.64, "end": 2538.72, "text": " really going to help the integrity of the panel."}, {"start": 2538.72, "end": 2539.96, "text": " So I'm really excited about that."}, {"start": 2542.6, "end": 2544.6, "text": " Because again, this is just what the Oscars."}, {"start": 2547.3199999999997, "end": 2548.7599999999998, "text": " Hey, QT, there's a typo in the application."}, {"start": 2548.7599999999998, "end": 2551.48, "text": " One of your engineers put 20.25 instead of 20.26."}, {"start": 2551.48, "end": 2553.04, "text": " Where, Jason?"}, {"start": 2562.16, "end": 2563.72, "text": " Actually, will you just take a screenshot?"}, {"start": 2563.72, "end": 2564.7599999999998, "text": " Best streamed event?"}, {"start": 2564.76, "end": 2567.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, that's streamed about, okay, thank you."}, {"start": 2569.8, "end": 2571.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2571.0, "end": 2572.8, "text": " Get to firing people, cutie."}, {"start": 2572.8, "end": 2574.48, "text": " Hey, get to firing people."}, {"start": 2574.48, "end": 2577.88, "text": " W's, let me give my heart with bandages, I need that shit."}, {"start": 2580.32, "end": 2582.88, "text": " Best streamed series,"}, {"start": 2582.88, "end": 2587.88, "text": " the best reoccurring show, series, segment or repeat."}, {"start": 2587.88, "end": 2591.8, "text": " Come on, wait, all of these say 2025, bro, am I tripping?"}, {"start": 2592.46, "end": 2595.26, "text": " Wait, all of this just says 2025!"}, {"start": 2596.0600000000004, "end": 2598.0600000000004, "text": " Come on, let me put my fucking glasses on again."}, {"start": 2598.94, "end": 2600.94, "text": " Bro, give me off this shit, man."}, {"start": 2600.94, "end": 2602.94, "text": " What the fuck? Yeah."}, {"start": 2609.1800000000003, "end": 2611.1800000000003, "text": " Actually..."}, {"start": 2611.1800000000003, "end": 2613.1800000000003, "text": " November 8th, 2025. Yes, you guys."}, {"start": 2613.1800000000003, "end": 2615.1800000000003, "text": " They all say 2025, streamed events."}, {"start": 2615.1800000000003, "end": 2617.1800000000003, "text": " Guys, okay, guys."}, {"start": 2617.18, "end": 2624.94, "text": " You have to meet your cumulative hours to apply they actually all say 2025"}, {"start": 2624.94, "end": 2627.46, "text": " stream events"}, {"start": 2630.5, "end": 2634.58, "text": " okay now I don't know what he's talking about"}, {"start": 2635.18, "end": 2640.2599999999998, "text": " guys this this I'm on everyone to read this can I apply for content that has"}, {"start": 2640.2599999999998, "end": 2642.94, "text": " not yet happened yet"}, {"start": 2642.94, "end": 2656.94, "text": " Anyways, Mayback Monday, Mayback Monday, come on, come on, come on, say let me know,"}, {"start": 2656.94, "end": 2658.44, "text": " laughing emoji, can y'all start?"}, {"start": 2658.44, "end": 2662.84, "text": " Anyways, Mayback Monday, recurrent student event, I didn't do it every Monday because"}, {"start": 2662.84, "end": 2667.28, "text": " you know what I mean, don't want to rinse it out, but I want Mayback Monday to, you"}, {"start": 2667.28, "end": 2670.68, "text": " know, transform into something bigger, who knows man."}, {"start": 2670.68, "end": 2672.8399999999997, "text": " This is a great little interview."}, {"start": 2672.8399999999997, "end": 2674.8399999999997, "text": " NMS Boxing 2?"}, {"start": 2674.8399999999997, "end": 2676.9199999999996, "text": " I agree, NMS Boxing."}, {"start": 2676.9199999999996, "end": 2681.7599999999998, "text": " But if I wanted a best streamed series"}, {"start": 2681.7599999999998, "end": 2686.24, "text": " to the nominate either NMS Boxing or Mayback Mondays,"}, {"start": 2686.24, "end": 2688.0, "text": " I would rather go Mayback Monday."}, {"start": 2688.0, "end": 2689.24, "text": " Man, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2690.44, "end": 2691.8399999999997, "text": " You barely do Mayback Mondays?"}, {"start": 2691.8399999999997, "end": 2693.72, "text": " Yeah, you understand that I do NMS Boxing"}, {"start": 2693.72, "end": 2695.68, "text": " probably maybe two or three times a year."}, {"start": 2695.68, "end": 2696.52, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 2696.52, "end": 2708.52, "text": " MS Boxing for Streamed Event, chat. Best Streamed Series, May Back Monday. This is very winnable."}, {"start": 2708.52, "end": 2714.4, "text": " Incredibly winnable. May Back Monday. Because what other Streamed Series are there? Chat,"}, {"start": 2714.4, "end": 2720.32, "text": " on Twitch. In the booth was last year. I feel like Max hasn't done in the booth that"}, {"start": 2720.32, "end": 2730.32, "text": " much this year, right or wrong? Alveas true! Alveas down! Okay, okay, okay. Alveas some"}, {"start": 2730.32, "end": 2736.4, "text": " comp, bro. Caretaker, caretaker, fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs. Yo, yo, yo, why are y'all saying"}, {"start": 2736.4, "end": 2744.0800000000004, "text": " GEEEESH? Why are y'all saying GEEEESH? I can still win. Alabama, what are you"}, {"start": 2744.08, "end": 2748.68, "text": " Anyways, yo we can win best stream series, okay?"}, {"start": 2748.68, "end": 2752.44, "text": " Go in this all world cup, bro. God damn!"}, {"start": 2755.16, "end": 2757.16, "text": " All right, best vtuber!"}, {"start": 2759.88, "end": 2764.08, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, bro."}, {"start": 2764.08, "end": 2767.48, "text": " All right, lowkey, come on, I can get in there, lowkey. I can get in there."}, {"start": 2768.3199999999997, "end": 2773.24, "text": " I had a little Saikunno role play this year. I was in VR chat, bro."}, {"start": 2773.2400000000002, "end": 2776.6400000000003, "text": " I think I could do a little something I could get a little something in there"}, {"start": 2777.44, "end": 2783.1600000000003, "text": " Silky got that not online. I'm not a lunch hat. I just got to send an urge to pee really badly"}, {"start": 2783.1600000000003, "end": 2786.1200000000003, "text": " So I'm gonna I'm gonna remind y'all"}, {"start": 2788.28, "end": 2791.36, "text": " Why best marathon should go to me"}, {"start": 2799.7200000000003, "end": 2802.1200000000003, "text": " Leaving you god here"}, {"start": 2803.2400000000002, "end": 2805.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2805.2400000000002, "end": 2810.26, "text": " Oh, you wanna see me."}, {"start": 2810.26, "end": 2814.36, "text": " Stop it, stop it."}, {"start": 2814.36, "end": 2816.26, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2816.26, "end": 2817.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2817.36, "end": 2818.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2818.36, "end": 2819.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2819.36, "end": 2820.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2820.36, "end": 2821.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2821.36, "end": 2822.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2822.36, "end": 2823.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2823.36, "end": 2824.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2824.36, "end": 2825.36, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2825.36, "end": 2826.36, "text": " Oh, you have a new republic."}, {"start": 2826.36, "end": 2827.36, "text": " 20 waters on ship."}, {"start": 2827.36, "end": 2828.36, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 2828.36, "end": 2829.36, "text": " You're not leaving yet."}, {"start": 2829.36, "end": 2830.36, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 2830.36, "end": 2831.36, "text": " Got ya."}, {"start": 2831.36, "end": 2832.86, "text": " Looks like I know the spot where he's gone."}, {"start": 2832.86, "end": 2834.86, "text": " You're not leaving yet."}, {"start": 2834.86, "end": 2835.86, "text": " Yes, I ordered."}, {"start": 2835.86, "end": 2836.86, "text": " This guy here."}, {"start": 2836.86, "end": 2837.86, "text": " Yes, man."}, {"start": 2837.86, "end": 2838.86, "text": " I was killed in the pool, man."}, {"start": 2838.86, "end": 2839.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2839.86, "end": 2840.86, "text": " I don't like that idea."}, {"start": 2840.86, "end": 2841.86, "text": " That's the way."}, {"start": 2841.86, "end": 2843.86, "text": " You're calling me daddy, or you're calling him daddy?"}, {"start": 2843.86, "end": 2845.86, "text": " I don't think it's on me."}, {"start": 2845.86, "end": 2846.86, "text": " Which way are you calling daddy?"}, {"start": 2846.86, "end": 2847.86, "text": " Are you calling me daddy?"}, {"start": 2847.86, "end": 2848.86, "text": " What is that shit?"}, {"start": 2848.86, "end": 2849.86, "text": " You're calling me daddy?"}, {"start": 2849.86, "end": 2850.86, "text": " No, you're not leaving me."}, {"start": 2850.86, "end": 2852.86, "text": " Nah, y'all, suck your butt."}, {"start": 2852.86, "end": 2853.86, "text": " Dang, man."}, {"start": 2853.86, "end": 2854.86, "text": " Hey, y'all, is he a player?"}, {"start": 2854.86, "end": 2855.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2855.86, "end": 2856.86, "text": " Ooh, he's a player, but he don't die anymore."}, {"start": 2856.86, "end": 2857.86, "text": " He's a player."}, {"start": 2857.86, "end": 2858.86, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2858.86, "end": 2859.86, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2859.86, "end": 2860.86, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2860.86, "end": 2863.34, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 2863.34, "end": 2864.34, "text": " Yo, you have a new one."}, {"start": 2864.34, "end": 2865.34, "text": " How about you?"}, {"start": 2865.34, "end": 2865.84, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2865.84, "end": 2866.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2866.34, "end": 2866.84, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2866.84, "end": 2867.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2867.34, "end": 2868.34, "text": " Yeah, they just called me daddy."}, {"start": 2868.34, "end": 2869.34, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 2869.34, "end": 2871.34, "text": " Hey, don't worry about us."}, {"start": 2871.34, "end": 2872.34, "text": " I'm not worried about us."}, {"start": 2872.34, "end": 2873.84, "text": " We could be in here, bro."}, {"start": 2873.84, "end": 2876.1, "text": " We both almost died this year."}, {"start": 2876.1, "end": 2879.34, "text": " Me, on the island, and you two were there."}, {"start": 2879.34, "end": 2881.94, "text": " Oh, no, no."}, {"start": 2881.94, "end": 2883.26, "text": " That's not even the same, no."}, {"start": 2883.26, "end": 2884.58, "text": " We almost died for a bear, bro."}, {"start": 2884.58, "end": 2885.1800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2885.1800000000003, "end": 2886.7000000000003, "text": " And this is another universe where"}, {"start": 2886.7000000000003, "end": 2889.02, "text": " that bear literally mawned you out."}, {"start": 2889.02, "end": 2892.78, "text": " No, no, no, I don't think that."}, {"start": 2892.78, "end": 2894.94, "text": " It was scary, scary though."}, {"start": 2894.94, "end": 2896.78, "text": " There was a moment where..."}, {"start": 2896.78, "end": 2898.82, "text": " No, I literally saw your face."}, {"start": 2898.82, "end": 2901.86, "text": " You were like, yeah, they tell you,"}, {"start": 2901.86, "end": 2903.66, "text": " do you see, I don't know if I cut too early,"}, {"start": 2903.66, "end": 2905.3, "text": " but I'm gonna clip it to life."}, {"start": 2905.3, "end": 2906.82, "text": " It's too late to move."}, {"start": 2906.82, "end": 2911.14, "text": " Nope, bear spray, cough, and loaded nothing."}, {"start": 2911.14, "end": 2913.62, "text": " Just, all right, fuck you."}, {"start": 2913.62, "end": 2914.46, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 2914.46, "end": 2915.3, "text": " I met that there, I thought,"}, {"start": 2915.3, "end": 2916.7, "text": " oh, I don't want to eat salmon today."}, {"start": 2916.7, "end": 2918.66, "text": " I don't eat salmon every day."}, {"start": 2918.66, "end": 2920.2799999999997, "text": " And they ate a dab, bro."}, {"start": 2920.2799999999997, "end": 2923.72, "text": " That's why Bear on stream would have been terrifying, bro."}, {"start": 2923.72, "end": 2926.92, "text": " Yeah, but it was just, I had a trick shot."}, {"start": 2926.92, "end": 2928.68, "text": " I still have a trick shot, bro."}, {"start": 2928.68, "end": 2930.7599999999998, "text": " That fake ass trick shot, bro."}, {"start": 2930.7599999999998, "end": 2932.52, "text": " That's what you said?"}, {"start": 2932.52, "end": 2933.48, "text": " I said, nice job."}, {"start": 2933.48, "end": 2935.2, "text": " That was a legendary play."}, {"start": 2935.2, "end": 2937.72, "text": " I don't have time to say it, but I said it."}, {"start": 2937.72, "end": 2940.08, "text": " That shit was crazy, man."}, {"start": 2940.08, "end": 2942.3199999999997, "text": " I actually saw a comparison of your old self"}, {"start": 2942.3199999999997, "end": 2945.3999999999996, "text": " and your current self having the same dialogue."}, {"start": 2945.3999999999996, "end": 2948.48, "text": " No, I think I got new voice lines."}, {"start": 2948.48, "end": 2950.08, "text": " No, same voice lines and everything."}, {"start": 2950.08, "end": 2952.8, "text": " I think I got a new voice lines for sure."}, {"start": 2952.8, "end": 2953.64, "text": " Same voice lines."}, {"start": 2953.64, "end": 2956.12, "text": " But I hit the opener and I hit it tougher"}, {"start": 2956.12, "end": 2958.72, "text": " on a little off of Starlink."}, {"start": 2958.72, "end": 2959.56, "text": " That's crazy, bro."}, {"start": 2959.56, "end": 2960.64, "text": " I could never."}, {"start": 2960.64, "end": 2962.0, "text": " You could never."}, {"start": 2962.0, "end": 2964.72, "text": " You actually could never."}, {"start": 2964.72, "end": 2966.8, "text": " I know they're all retweeting that, too."}, {"start": 2966.8, "end": 2968.96, "text": " You could give it a shot."}, {"start": 2968.96, "end": 2969.48, "text": " I mean, bro."}, {"start": 2969.48, "end": 2970.56, "text": " You should give it a shot."}, {"start": 2970.56, "end": 2972.6, "text": " I mean, yeah, I don't treat shot, bro."}, {"start": 2972.6, "end": 2974.68, "text": " I'm on Island Survival."}, {"start": 2974.68, "end": 2976.76, "text": " I'm doing real grown man shit."}, {"start": 2976.76, "end": 2978.08, "text": " Real grown man shit."}, {"start": 2978.08, "end": 2980.96, "text": " I'm on islands, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2980.96, "end": 2982.68, "text": " You said you were training, but you can't end it"}, {"start": 2982.68, "end": 2983.68, "text": " until you get a trick shot."}, {"start": 2983.68, "end": 2985.4, "text": " You know how you can do that?"}, {"start": 2985.4, "end": 2986.88, "text": " Can't end until I do a trick shot."}, {"start": 2986.88, "end": 2987.88, "text": " Like a linker challenge?"}, {"start": 2987.88, "end": 2988.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2988.38, "end": 2992.3199999999997, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I was playing Black Ops 2 with y'all,"}, {"start": 2992.3199999999997, "end": 2994.7599999999998, "text": " and I was trying my hardest to learn how to trick shot."}, {"start": 2994.7599999999998, "end": 2997.3199999999997, "text": " That's just the hardest part."}, {"start": 2997.3199999999997, "end": 3001.2, "text": " That's what happens when you get it."}, {"start": 3001.2, "end": 3002.96, "text": " So I'm telling you this."}, {"start": 3002.96, "end": 3003.6, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3003.6, "end": 3004.7999999999997, "text": " You better go live today?"}, {"start": 3004.7999999999997, "end": 3005.96, "text": " Yeah, next time."}, {"start": 3005.96, "end": 3007.96, "text": " Ooh, what do you better do?"}, {"start": 3007.96, "end": 3015.96, "text": " Uh, I'm a debrief, Alaska, a reactor source hit, and then I got a bunch of Naruto boxes for cars."}, {"start": 3015.96, "end": 3016.96, "text": " They dropped new cars."}, {"start": 3016.96, "end": 3017.96, "text": " New cars?"}, {"start": 3017.96, "end": 3019.96, "text": " Like a new product, yes."}, {"start": 3019.96, "end": 3021.96, "text": " You guys know what I'm talking about, chat?"}, {"start": 3021.96, "end": 3025.96, "text": " Naruto, the Naruto cars, they just came out and they bought like four boxes to open up."}, {"start": 3025.96, "end": 3026.96, "text": " You want to open them?"}, {"start": 3026.96, "end": 3027.96, "text": " I'll open a blue box."}, {"start": 3027.96, "end": 3029.96, "text": " Alright, I'll go buy something."}, {"start": 3029.96, "end": 3030.96, "text": " Bro, bitch."}, {"start": 3030.96, "end": 3032.96, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3032.96, "end": 3033.96, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 3033.96, "end": 3034.96, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 3034.96, "end": 3035.96, "text": " BITCH!"}, {"start": 3035.96, "end": 3038.96, "text": " Good bro, I've been watching Batman Nightfall."}, {"start": 3038.96, "end": 3040.96, "text": " No, let's open it up."}, {"start": 3040.96, "end": 3042.96, "text": " Bro, I like Batman now."}, {"start": 3042.96, "end": 3043.96, "text": " Are you watching Nightfall?"}, {"start": 3043.96, "end": 3046.96, "text": " I watch Nightfall on TikTok."}, {"start": 3046.96, "end": 3048.96, "text": " So you just watch the ad?"}, {"start": 3048.96, "end": 3051.96, "text": " I watch the whole thing on TikTok, bro."}, {"start": 3051.96, "end": 3055.96, "text": " You know how there's stories and shows that you can like..."}, {"start": 3055.96, "end": 3057.96, "text": " That counts post?"}, {"start": 3057.96, "end": 3058.96, "text": " You're selling now?"}, {"start": 3058.96, "end": 3059.96, "text": " I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 3059.96, "end": 3061.96, "text": " I got a problem on it if you want it."}, {"start": 3061.96, "end": 3063.96, "text": " Nah, I already have it."}, {"start": 3063.96, "end": 3065.96, "text": " How do you watch it?"}, {"start": 3068.16, "end": 3070.16, "text": " But I saw the ending"}, {"start": 3071.32, "end": 3074.7200000000003, "text": " What is part two come out? Oh, no, bro, but how do you get back?"}, {"start": 3075.32, "end": 3077.32, "text": " How do you get back?"}, {"start": 3078.64, "end": 3080.64, "text": " I'm gonna say this spider-man"}, {"start": 3081.12, "end": 3087.64, "text": " Would never go out like that. We never go out like that. He has gone beating the fuck up like exactly like that"}, {"start": 3087.64, "end": 3090.32, "text": " I never know. I don't know if he got thrown off a building"}, {"start": 3090.32, "end": 3096.32, "text": " and yeah that was pretty he's got a shit being out of him though yeah but not like that"}, {"start": 3096.32, "end": 3103.7200000000003, "text": " yeah not like that but man it's kind of lame he literally was he released all"}, {"start": 3103.7200000000003, "end": 3109.48, "text": " Arkham Williams waited for Batman and BG he had no sleep no HP he's pretty short"}, {"start": 3109.48, "end": 3113.36, "text": " he took off and up right in the out of his fucking mind I don't even want to"}, {"start": 3113.36, "end": 3118.0, "text": " ski him on a good day he's got to wait and walk in the fuck down because he knows"}, {"start": 3118.0, "end": 3119.6, "text": " I know this could get a rock."}, {"start": 3119.6, "end": 3122.68, "text": " Spoiler, I don't know what the fuck, it's not all I got."}, {"start": 3122.68, "end": 3125.92, "text": " I mean, it's a part of the story."}, {"start": 3125.92, "end": 3127.28, "text": " Bro, Chad, you're not tapped in,"}, {"start": 3127.28, "end": 3128.76, "text": " and you gotta get tapped in."}, {"start": 3128.76, "end": 3130.08, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 3130.08, "end": 3132.6, "text": " But you want to open those cars later?"}, {"start": 3132.6, "end": 3133.96, "text": " I'm down, what are you going up?"}, {"start": 3133.96, "end": 3135.92, "text": " Probably like an hour or two, I don't wanna talk about it."}, {"start": 3135.92, "end": 3138.08, "text": " Time to figure out what we should shoot together."}, {"start": 3138.08, "end": 3140.08, "text": " Is there a hurricane coming?"}, {"start": 3140.08, "end": 3141.96, "text": " A hurricane in Calabasas."}, {"start": 3141.96, "end": 3143.6, "text": " No, a hurricane, that's good."}, {"start": 3143.6, "end": 3147.04, "text": " A hurricane in fucking Calabasas."}, {"start": 3147.04, "end": 3149.04, "text": " I think there's a hurricane on the way to Trump."}, {"start": 3149.04, "end": 3151.04, "text": " Are you dead ass? Is that even possible?"}, {"start": 3151.04, "end": 3154.04, "text": " I'm gonna try to set some shit up to the worst day,"}, {"start": 3154.04, "end": 3157.04, "text": " but I'll be loud when I'm like two-ish."}, {"start": 3157.04, "end": 3159.04, "text": " I'm gonna debrief and then..."}, {"start": 3159.04, "end": 3162.04, "text": " I bet, bro. I bet. I'm there. I'm there. Trust me."}, {"start": 3162.04, "end": 3164.04, "text": " What actually seems to be the..."}, {"start": 3164.04, "end": 3166.04, "text": " I know, bro. I literally put you on more than two."}, {"start": 3166.04, "end": 3168.04, "text": " Alright, buddy."}, {"start": 3174.04, "end": 3176.04, "text": " Let's continue, shall we?"}, {"start": 3177.04, "end": 3181.2, "text": " Big male banger on your head"}, {"start": 3181.2, "end": 3184.2, "text": " Let's go bang for bang"}, {"start": 3184.2, "end": 3186.2, "text": " I'll show you my bang for bang"}, {"start": 3186.2, "end": 3187.2, "text": " Two days ago?"}, {"start": 3187.2, "end": 3188.2, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3188.2, "end": 3192.7, "text": " Let me over my workers and you over your bang for bang"}, {"start": 3192.7, "end": 3193.7, "text": " Classic clip"}, {"start": 3193.7, "end": 3197.2, "text": " Watch what happens when this streamer tries to flex his money"}, {"start": 3197.2, "end": 3198.2, "text": " Oh god bro"}, {"start": 3198.2, "end": 3201.52, "text": " Oh god, what is this?"}, {"start": 3201.52, "end": 3202.52, "text": " She mugged me?"}, {"start": 3202.52, "end": 3203.52, "text": " Oh my god bro"}, {"start": 3203.52, "end": 3204.52, "text": " What does this edit mean?"}, {"start": 3204.52, "end": 3205.52, "text": " Let's get serious"}, {"start": 3205.52, "end": 3207.52, "text": " Let's get serious!"}, {"start": 3207.52, "end": 3209.52, "text": " This is just one account."}, {"start": 3210.52, "end": 3213.52, "text": " Hold on, I got one card. I don't want to be this good."}, {"start": 3213.52, "end": 3215.52, "text": " Who's here? Got no money?"}, {"start": 3215.52, "end": 3217.52, "text": " I don't got no money?"}, {"start": 3217.52, "end": 3219.52, "text": " I'll get out of here."}, {"start": 3227.52, "end": 3229.52, "text": " What the fuck is this, bro?"}, {"start": 3229.52, "end": 3232.52, "text": " What is this, Eddie? How does it have 400k?"}, {"start": 3232.52, "end": 3239.72, "text": " What is this? What is this? What is this?"}, {"start": 3239.72, "end": 3245.92, "text": " Broke ass. Same issue for YouTube Shorts."}, {"start": 3245.92, "end": 3249.52, "text": " She showed 50k and Jason showed half a mil."}, {"start": 3249.52, "end": 3254.52, "text": " Bro, what is this fucking, she sued for a million dollars by the way, ass comment."}, {"start": 3254.52, "end": 3261.52, "text": " I never even showed my big account to the lady, she never got back to the stand."}, {"start": 3262.52, "end": 3263.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3277.52, "end": 3279.52, "text": " Hey bro, good, good at it. I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 3279.52, "end": 3281.52, "text": " Repost. Repost."}, {"start": 3283.52, "end": 3285.52, "text": " Dead internet theory."}, {"start": 3285.52, "end": 3295.8, "text": " extremely important mail I'm getting distracted right now"}, {"start": 3295.8, "end": 3303.7, "text": " you're gonna get reacted to this honestly let's let's turn back in"}, {"start": 3303.7000000000003, "end": 3326.5800000000004, "text": " This is the good life, bro."}, {"start": 3326.5800000000004, "end": 3327.5800000000004, "text": " Who's he working for?"}, {"start": 3327.5800000000004, "end": 3332.7000000000003, "text": " I'm Beyonce, I don't know, but I told y'all, John will be good without me, bro."}, {"start": 3332.7000000000003, "end": 3338.26, "text": " He's got the connections, he knows Moe's on me, he's good, bro."}, {"start": 3338.26, "end": 3340.1800000000003, "text": " John is probably thriving."}, {"start": 3340.1800000000003, "end": 3358.2200000000003, "text": " That be you cameraman"}, {"start": 3358.2200000000003, "end": 3369.2200000000003, "text": " Drew!"}, {"start": 3369.2200000000003, "end": 3376.2200000000003, "text": " Drew, we got to solidify our due of the year, bro."}, {"start": 3376.2200000000003, "end": 3377.2200000000003, "text": " Where you at, man?"}, {"start": 3377.2200000000003, "end": 3382.2200000000003, "text": " Let's go, sir."}, {"start": 3382.2200000000003, "end": 3384.2200000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3384.2200000000003, "end": 3389.94, "text": " All right, tic-tac was cool this shit just blew me"}, {"start": 3392.7400000000002, "end": 3394.7400000000002, "text": " I'm just kidding go for him, bro"}, {"start": 3407.1800000000003, "end": 3409.1800000000003, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 3409.1800000000003, "end": 3425.26, "text": " I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Best variety streamer. Streamer who delivers"}, {"start": 3425.26, "end": 3431.38, "text": " the best variety of gaming content seamlessly switching between genres while keeping their"}, {"start": 3431.38, "end": 3441.08, "text": " audience engaged when I tell y'all I want to be when people look at me you know"}, {"start": 3441.08, "end": 3446.44, "text": " they'll be like oh this dude did cringe tiktoks this dude did risk content this"}, {"start": 3446.44, "end": 3451.84, "text": " dude did I was on an island this dude I rough streamer this dude this dude that"}, {"start": 3451.84, "end": 3458.36, "text": " gaming is not in my bag all right gaming is not my back and that's"}, {"start": 3458.36, "end": 3465.48, "text": " something I want to add in my bag so soon soon soon this this year I'm not"}, {"start": 3465.48, "end": 3473.04, "text": " eligible okay this year I guess what do you mean I guess bro you said that last"}, {"start": 3473.04, "end": 3477.6, "text": " year I don't remember I don't ever said that I don't remember saying that what"}, {"start": 3477.6, "end": 3482.28, "text": " do you think witness bro queso low-key queso coming coming home with like three"}, {"start": 3482.28, "end": 3491.88, "text": " your words. Ron, Ron, they're definitely editable. Junko for sure. Best judge,"}, {"start": 3491.88, "end": 3497.0, "text": " just chatting streamer. Hey, I think I'm eligible, I think I'm eligible for this."}, {"start": 3497.0, "end": 3506.6000000000004, "text": " I don't think Keso variety, really? What? Keso definitely is a variety streamer."}, {"start": 3506.6, "end": 3513.6, "text": " He literally hops on, hits the floor hour mark, playing literally any game."}, {"start": 3519.6, "end": 3523.6, "text": " Joe Bart? Oh, Joe Bart has definitely come home with something this year for sure."}, {"start": 3523.6, "end": 3526.6, "text": " Just chatting, Joe Bart is actually good."}, {"start": 3526.6, "end": 3530.6, "text": " Rising Star Wars? Hmm, I'm not eligible, but I'm trying to think."}, {"start": 3530.6, "end": 3535.6, "text": " Should be in the year, a thousand average viewers and has shown rapid growth this year."}, {"start": 3535.6, "end": 3537.1, "text": " Oh, Drew Wall!"}, {"start": 3538.1, "end": 3539.1, "text": " Am I bugging?"}, {"start": 3542.4, "end": 3545.1, "text": " Drew Wall's fucking eligible, bro. Hold on, bro. Let me..."}, {"start": 3552.7999999999997, "end": 3554.4, "text": " Oh, it's bugging off."}, {"start": 3555.1, "end": 3557.6, "text": " Let me see this shit record. Drew Wall."}, {"start": 3559.7999999999997, "end": 3560.7999999999997, "text": " Hold on, bro."}, {"start": 3561.4, "end": 3564.6, "text": " I held the grinder around. This dude's not hungry anymore."}, {"start": 3565.6, "end": 3572.6, "text": " He's not hungry anymore."}, {"start": 3572.6, "end": 3584.64, "text": " Alright, so we got 20-26 and boom, he was consistent."}, {"start": 3584.64, "end": 3588.8399999999997, "text": " He was decently consistent, actually not consistent at all, bro, but he started the"}, {"start": 3588.8399999999997, "end": 3591.68, "text": " year off not streaming at all, boom."}, {"start": 3591.68, "end": 3593.92, "text": " Started off June, 300 viewers."}, {"start": 3593.92, "end": 3601.16, "text": " Knowledge next month voted up 2k viewers bang Wow 1k viewer 800 viewer"}, {"start": 3601.16, "end": 3606.08, "text": " You know streaming it's an up-and-down game completely understandable boom 800 800"}, {"start": 3606.32, "end": 3608.32, "text": " boom"}, {"start": 3608.8, "end": 3611.3, "text": " 2000 viewer average boom"}, {"start": 3613.04, "end": 3615.04, "text": " 2000 euro viewer average"}, {"start": 3615.32, "end": 3617.32, "text": " boom"}, {"start": 3617.32, "end": 3620.32, "text": " 1.5k 1k 1k"}, {"start": 3621.04, "end": 3623.04, "text": " almost 1k"}, {"start": 3623.92, "end": 3626.38, "text": " That doesn't count, that doesn't count."}, {"start": 3626.38, "end": 3628.1800000000003, "text": " I'm going to do well for rising star."}, {"start": 3629.64, "end": 3631.12, "text": " Going to, Haskell?"}, {"start": 3631.12, "end": 3633.86, "text": " Haskell, eligible."}, {"start": 3633.86, "end": 3635.2400000000002, "text": " Well, I don't know why, bro."}, {"start": 3635.2400000000002, "end": 3638.0, "text": " Haskell, I don't know why he's been on, bro."}, {"start": 3640.82, "end": 3642.32, "text": " I don't know why he's been on."}, {"start": 3642.32, "end": 3643.92, "text": " What, where is he?"}, {"start": 3643.92, "end": 3646.12, "text": " What is this, I love Haskell, I'm so sure."}, {"start": 3648.2400000000002, "end": 3649.2400000000002, "text": " He don't stream?"}, {"start": 3650.52, "end": 3651.48, "text": " I don't know why, bro."}, {"start": 3651.48, "end": 3653.36, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 3653.36, "end": 3659.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, like, hate farms got to him."}, {"start": 3659.2000000000003, "end": 3660.32, "text": " See, that's the thing about a bro."}, {"start": 3660.32, "end": 3664.2000000000003, "text": " He got a taste of the hate farms."}, {"start": 3664.2000000000003, "end": 3666.56, "text": " And that ass clip, bro."}, {"start": 3666.56, "end": 3668.1200000000003, "text": " Damn, I gotta talk to him, bro."}, {"start": 3672.4, "end": 3673.4, "text": " He's saying I don't like streaming."}, {"start": 3673.4, "end": 3675.8, "text": " I mean, some people don't like streaming, though, to be honest."}, {"start": 3675.8, "end": 3677.4, "text": " He might be on some YouTube shit."}, {"start": 3677.4, "end": 3678.8, "text": " Because I talked to him one time,"}, {"start": 3678.8, "end": 3682.6, "text": " when he streams, he wants to have great streams."}, {"start": 3682.6, "end": 3683.66, "text": " like quality streams."}, {"start": 3684.86, "end": 3686.56, "text": " So maybe he doesn't wanna be streamer."}, {"start": 3688.3199999999997, "end": 3690.06, "text": " SpongeBob incident."}, {"start": 3694.88, "end": 3698.3199999999997, "text": " My name is, my name is, my name is, my name is."}, {"start": 3698.3199999999997, "end": 3700.54, "text": " Yeah, he's good man, he'll be good."}, {"start": 3701.7999999999997, "end": 3704.8399999999997, "text": " Breakout streamer, Duruwal."}, {"start": 3704.8399999999997, "end": 3706.64, "text": " League of their own,"}, {"start": 3706.64, "end": 3708.4, "text": " dreamer who creates truly wonderful content"}, {"start": 3708.4, "end": 3709.24, "text": " for our nation."}, {"start": 3710.2, "end": 3712.2, "text": " Oh, I think I'm eligible for this, bro."}, {"start": 3712.6, "end": 3720.08, "text": " Maya, oh my god, Maya, Maya definitely, Maya doing her own suit with animals."}, {"start": 3720.08, "end": 3726.52, "text": " I got a Maya, Maya's a lock."}, {"start": 3726.52, "end": 3731.12, "text": " Sapphire Ward."}, {"start": 3731.12, "end": 3734.7599999999998, "text": " Sina."}, {"start": 3734.7599999999998, "end": 3740.3199999999997, "text": " She hit 100k, man."}, {"start": 3740.3199999999997, "end": 3741.3199999999997, "text": " She hit 100k."}, {"start": 3741.3199999999997, "end": 3742.3199999999997, "text": " Can't even lie."}, {"start": 3742.32, "end": 3745.32, "text": " She didn't even lie to you. She did her thing this year."}, {"start": 3745.32, "end": 3747.32, "text": " 130k."}, {"start": 3747.32, "end": 3753.32, "text": " Gamer of the Year!"}, {"start": 3753.32, "end": 3762.32, "text": " Streamer of the Year."}, {"start": 3762.32, "end": 3773.32, "text": " I ain't gonna lie bro, Jinxie, two years every day while growing simultaneously."}, {"start": 3773.32, "end": 3778.32, "text": " God, he did his shit."}, {"start": 3778.32, "end": 3782.32, "text": " And I heard he could do three, he's about to do three years."}, {"start": 3782.32, "end": 3786.32, "text": " Ron definitely gonna get nominated."}, {"start": 3786.32, "end": 3788.32, "text": " Speed definitely gonna get nominated."}, {"start": 3788.32, "end": 3790.7400000000002, "text": " Vietnam and of course cod definitely gonna get nominated"}, {"start": 3793.6400000000003, "end": 3802.06, "text": " Speed perform at World Cup, bro, that is very true. I didn't a lie he performed at the fucking World Cup"}, {"start": 3804.7000000000003, "end": 3807.98, "text": " That's insane that is insane"}, {"start": 3811.4, "end": 3814.04, "text": " What the fuck does that got to do with streaming he streamed it"}, {"start": 3818.32, "end": 3823.32, "text": " I think, I think, I think speed's gonna win the game, because it's good."}, {"start": 3823.32, "end": 3827.32, "text": " I'm in the World Cup with this year, and I think it's definitely in the back."}, {"start": 3827.32, "end": 3833.32, "text": " Alright. Why this category? Say, oh god, I gotta do this, bro."}, {"start": 3833.32, "end": 3837.32, "text": " Say, say, oh god, I gotta link a clip, bro."}, {"start": 3840.32, "end": 3843.32, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, bro."}, {"start": 3843.32, "end": 3849.4, "text": " We doing this off string. Yeah, we doing this off string jet"}, {"start": 3850.1600000000003, "end": 3852.4, "text": " We doing this off string safe draft"}, {"start": 3853.84, "end": 3855.96, "text": " W Lou I am saying to be Lou"}, {"start": 3857.1600000000003, "end": 3860.34, "text": " Why does it mean I didn't say Lou go do this"}, {"start": 3861.52, "end": 3863.52, "text": " You got to get a good montage"}, {"start": 3863.88, "end": 3865.88, "text": " for"}, {"start": 3866.2400000000002, "end": 3868.2400000000002, "text": " Island"}, {"start": 3868.2400000000002, "end": 3870.2400000000002, "text": " I don't think"}, {"start": 3870.36, "end": 3873.2200000000003, "text": " Honestly, I forgot what happened on that island, but I have a horrible memory"}, {"start": 3876.92, "end": 3879.7200000000003, "text": " Let's go back to memory let's go to a memory lane"}, {"start": 3884.2400000000002, "end": 3886.96, "text": " I snuck onto Jason and Wien's Island"}, {"start": 3889.88, "end": 3897.92, "text": " Bro, can we get the clue to me drinking my own piss, please like holy fucking cinema man, who was here?"}, {"start": 3898.2400000000002, "end": 3905.2400000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, keep it in that hole."}, {"start": 3905.2400000000002, "end": 3908.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my God, you might actually do it."}, {"start": 3908.2400000000002, "end": 3909.2400000000002, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 3909.2400000000002, "end": 3912.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, shoot!"}, {"start": 3912.2400000000002, "end": 3913.2400000000002, "text": " Ouchie!"}, {"start": 3913.2400000000002, "end": 3914.2400000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3914.2400000000002, "end": 3918.2400000000002, "text": " Top five shirt pull moments."}, {"start": 3918.2400000000002, "end": 3920.2400000000002, "text": " I totally forgot."}, {"start": 3920.2400000000002, "end": 3924.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, a little asper egg shell."}, {"start": 3924.2400000000002, "end": 3925.2400000000002, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 3925.2400000000002, "end": 3935.2400000000002, "text": " immediate immediate shirt pull oh boom legendary shirt pull"}, {"start": 3965.2400000000002, "end": 3967.2400000000002, "text": " male?"}, {"start": 3967.2400000000002, "end": 3972.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, I dated you a lot more than a day."}, {"start": 3972.2400000000002, "end": 3981.2400000000002, "text": " Even though I know you're just, you just want this food and some water."}, {"start": 3981.2400000000002, "end": 3983.2400000000002, "text": " You got Fred and me."}, {"start": 3983.2400000000002, "end": 3985.2400000000002, "text": " You're so derpy."}, {"start": 3985.2400000000002, "end": 3987.2400000000002, "text": " You got Fred and me."}, {"start": 3987.2400000000002, "end": 3992.2400000000002, "text": " Dude, this is actually crazy and weird."}, {"start": 3992.2400000000002, "end": 3996.38, "text": " Dude, this is actually crazy and this was this was"}, {"start": 3997.44, "end": 4003.46, "text": " Random as fuck. No, not a fake dog, but it's a real dog. Okay. Who's dog with that?"}, {"start": 4003.92, "end": 4009.6600000000003, "text": " So the theory is that was told me was that you know, there's pirates"}, {"start": 4009.6600000000003, "end": 4010.7400000000002, "text": " I don't know if what they're called"}, {"start": 4010.7400000000002, "end": 4016.78, "text": " I think like pirates that go on an island to like scavenged materials or some type of things and they like bring the dog"}, {"start": 4016.78, "end": 4020.48, "text": " And a dog like sniffs them out and shit Iguana hunters"}, {"start": 4020.48, "end": 4023.56, "text": " There it is, there it is, there it is."}, {"start": 4023.56, "end": 4026.2, "text": " The iguanas, you know, I have horrible memory, I forget."}, {"start": 4026.2, "end": 4028.42, "text": " But yeah, they come with cocos,"}, {"start": 4028.42, "end": 4030.12, "text": " so cocoa could sniff out their iguanas"}, {"start": 4030.12, "end": 4034.12, "text": " and then the people, they kill the iguanas."}, {"start": 4034.12, "end": 4035.8, "text": " I said pirates, I mean, man."}, {"start": 4036.8, "end": 4041.32, "text": " When the road, rough ahead of your miles,"}, {"start": 4041.32, "end": 4044.12, "text": " your miles from your nice, warm bed."}, {"start": 4045.12, "end": 4048.44, "text": " You just remember what you won't pass me,"}, {"start": 4048.44, "end": 4077.56, "text": " I remember I'm pretty sure it was day three or four ten."}, {"start": 4077.56, "end": 4084.64, "text": " or four-chart. Coco came on an island right after I went fishing at 6 7 a.m."}, {"start": 4084.64, "end": 4090.12, "text": " Getting to catch a single fish. I was getting bitten up by fleas. I was so sad."}, {"start": 4090.12, "end": 4096.04, "text": " I caught a fucking puffer fish. Puffer fish was poisonous, so I couldn't eat it."}, {"start": 4096.04, "end": 4100.72, "text": " Release it back into the ocean. Couldn't, I woke up hungry as fuck. Getting"}, {"start": 4100.72, "end": 4105.04, "text": " bitten by fleas. I was so sad and Coco appeared out of nowhere and boosted"}, {"start": 4105.04, "end": 4117.72, "text": " my energy for the rest of the week no I didn't eat fucking cocoa bro"}, {"start": 4117.72, "end": 4123.22, "text": " Let's see it through cuz you got a friend in me"}, {"start": 4125.22, "end": 4127.22, "text": " You got a friend in me"}, {"start": 4130.92, "end": 4136.56, "text": " Imagine if I had Coco like I was able to bring him back dude that would have been so"}, {"start": 4137.2, "end": 4139.04, "text": " cinnamon bro"}, {"start": 4139.04, "end": 4141.04, "text": " Pitch clip here"}, {"start": 4141.04, "end": 4146.82, "text": " UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH NUH UH UH UH UH UH UH"}, {"start": 4146.82, "end": 4149.0199999999995, "text": " I mean, bruh. No students doing this shit, dude."}, {"start": 4150.74, "end": 4151.24, "text": " Ewww."}, {"start": 4156.04, "end": 4158.54, "text": " Is she got that on Argentinian news?"}, {"start": 4165.1, "end": 4165.58, "text": " ERRRRRR"}, {"start": 4171.04, "end": 4173.34, "text": " Look how dark my piss is, bro."}, {"start": 4173.34, "end": 4175.34, "text": " Literally DM here orange, man."}, {"start": 4175.34, "end": 4177.34, "text": " Day 5 checklist."}, {"start": 4177.34, "end": 4179.34, "text": " Drink bone piss."}, {"start": 4179.34, "end": 4180.34, "text": " Wow, bro."}, {"start": 4180.34, "end": 4183.34, "text": " Hey, core communities need to unite."}, {"start": 4183.34, "end": 4185.34, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, it's gonna be split, bro."}, {"start": 4185.34, "end": 4187.34, "text": " It's gonna be very split."}, {"start": 4187.34, "end": 4189.34, "text": " But, yeah."}, {"start": 4194.94, "end": 4196.94, "text": " I don't know why I drink that shit."}, {"start": 4196.9400000000005, "end": 4198.9400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4200.1, "end": 4204.280000000001, "text": " Bro this this has nothing to do with the island, bro"}, {"start": 4205.64, "end": 4207.64, "text": " I'm not watching this"}, {"start": 4216.4800000000005, "end": 4220.780000000001, "text": " No, I said I wasn't gonna miss this island, but now that I'm on the boat"}, {"start": 4220.78, "end": 4227.58, "text": " Yeah, in a way in a way to come home"}, {"start": 4230.78, "end": 4232.78, "text": " Actual cinema brah"}, {"start": 4234.139999999999, "end": 4239.5199999999995, "text": " Holy deep blow of doom bro, how do I get back?"}, {"start": 4243.099999999999, "end": 4245.34, "text": " Bruh nah, bro. I gotta get back"}, {"start": 4245.34, "end": 4253.64, "text": " Starve yourself? I don't want to starve myself, what the fuck? Bro, I don't want to starve myself, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4260.34, "end": 4263.74, "text": " Cinema, bro. I choose cinema."}, {"start": 4267.14, "end": 4269.14, "text": " Wrong island, bro."}, {"start": 4275.34, "end": 4279.34, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4279.34, "end": 4284.34, "text": " As we transition back to the campsite, we're going to rely on a special guest."}, {"start": 4284.34, "end": 4287.34, "text": " Done. This week was actually simple, man."}, {"start": 4287.34, "end": 4290.34, "text": " Everybody, welcome to the jungle."}, {"start": 4290.34, "end": 4297.34, "text": " I'll be presenting to you XQC, narrating the next portion of Jason the Gantt journey."}, {"start": 4297.34, "end": 4305.92, "text": " Okay, let's see what we've got here."}, {"start": 4305.92, "end": 4310.9800000000005, "text": " Jason, he's plubbing his knife in the water, he's trying to cut it off, maybe he's trying"}, {"start": 4310.9800000000005, "end": 4312.78, "text": " to cut the ocean or something."}, {"start": 4312.78, "end": 4315.5, "text": " It's actually a pretty effective strategy."}, {"start": 4315.5, "end": 4323.66, "text": " It could come out, it could be quite a prolific, quite actual strategy."}, {"start": 4323.66, "end": 4326.0, "text": " No joke, if he just goes into the water and goes,"}, {"start": 4326.0, "end": 4329.24, "text": " nah, and stabs the fucking fish in the water,"}, {"start": 4329.24, "end": 4330.24, "text": " he doesn't even need a fish."}, {"start": 4330.24, "end": 4331.42, "text": " What are you thinking about for it?"}, {"start": 4331.42, "end": 4332.5, "text": " Commentary."}, {"start": 4332.5, "end": 4334.139999999999, "text": " How many is that symbol really like that?"}, {"start": 4339.42, "end": 4340.66, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 4346.0199999999995, "end": 4347.98, "text": " Oh my God, look."}, {"start": 4347.98, "end": 4349.26, "text": " I remember this edit."}, {"start": 4353.66, "end": 4356.34, "text": " I look you need to do another fishing e-brow stream"}, {"start": 4369.139999999999, "end": 4372.5, "text": " Holy 144 repost fucking"}, {"start": 4378.54, "end": 4380.54, "text": " Well as you missed that island or nah"}, {"start": 4383.66, "end": 4390.66, "text": " I am an island survivor. I am an island survivor, bro."}, {"start": 4395.66, "end": 4401.66, "text": " Generally, when you start crying, if one of your loved ones is on that boat that comes to save you on the last day?"}, {"start": 4401.66, "end": 4405.66, "text": " Yeah, but no one's on that boat."}, {"start": 4405.66, "end": 4411.66, "text": " I ain't no lie, it got real on this island, bro. It did, it's got real, man."}, {"start": 4413.66, "end": 4420.68, "text": " The day one TTS with cinema"}, {"start": 4439.98, "end": 4442.38, "text": " This is not the biggest thing that came out of an island"}, {"start": 4443.66, "end": 4452.26, "text": " You for stream series, marathon IRL, run for reality, streamer of the year, me for"}, {"start": 4452.26, "end": 4458.58, "text": " sports streamer, adapt for event of the year, silly force marvel rivals, mauling for"}, {"start": 4458.58, "end": 4467.46, "text": " livery on, on, core over the year."}, {"start": 4467.46, "end": 4469.7, "text": " What the fuck you mean you for sports streamer though?"}, {"start": 4469.7, "end": 4471.7, "text": " You have no ACL"}, {"start": 4473.66, "end": 4477.0199999999995, "text": " Hey, but I'm down to vote you sports sports streamer of the year"}, {"start": 4482.34, "end": 4484.34, "text": " Leak of their own"}, {"start": 4484.98, "end": 4489.38, "text": " Marlin I thought it was for League of Legends low-key Marlin is is eligible for mobile"}, {"start": 4490.0199999999995, "end": 4495.42, "text": " Sports games. Oh 2k. I did three tours and viewing parties and QT added covers to it"}, {"start": 4495.42, "end": 4498.34, "text": " Oh, I thought sports games, bro. I"}, {"start": 4498.34, "end": 4507.1, "text": " I bet I bet if this is what we're going for we got to all come together chat this"}, {"start": 4507.1, "end": 4514.14, "text": " is what it's looking like that's it"}, {"start": 4517.06, "end": 4522.02, "text": " we're all getting a fucking award this year chat we got to unite we can't have"}, {"start": 4522.02, "end": 4528.06, "text": " split votes okay that's how some people lost awards last year we got to all"}, {"start": 4528.06, "end": 4536.84, "text": " come together oh my this is literally peak"}, {"start": 4537.18, "end": 4546.18, "text": " how long is until my message goes through oh here I did not say that I did"}, {"start": 4546.18, "end": 4556.34, "text": " not say that oh my god bro my message I should have gave him like a code word"}, {"start": 4556.34, "end": 4565.62, "text": " for when it is me. Everyone really that I did say that bro I did ask oh my god I"}, {"start": 4565.62, "end": 4570.26, "text": " remembered night one I tried my hardest to start a fire and I couldn't"}, {"start": 4570.26, "end": 4579.62, "text": " remember that was your man no it wasn't this was my message"}, {"start": 4579.62, "end": 4583.78, "text": " No, Jason, if you want to follow my account, I can give you some sponsors."}, {"start": 4585.0599999999995, "end": 4587.38, "text": " Bro, now everybody's saying it's me."}, {"start": 4587.38, "end": 4588.58, "text": " You need to be down."}, {"start": 4588.58, "end": 4591.38, "text": " Sorry for making you fall out of town and going crazy."}, {"start": 4591.38, "end": 4592.82, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 4592.82, "end": 4594.42, "text": " Dad, chill, bro."}, {"start": 4594.42, "end": 4594.98, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 4594.98, "end": 4596.34, "text": " Jason, it's a dad."}, {"start": 4596.34, "end": 4599.7, "text": " You need to put rocks around a fire in smaller sticks."}, {"start": 4599.7, "end": 4600.9, "text": " Launch on the dead road."}, {"start": 4601.7, "end": 4603.54, "text": " Create a pit and clean the kitchen."}, {"start": 4603.54, "end": 4604.74, "text": " That's my message."}, {"start": 4607.14, "end": 4608.5, "text": " Speaking of survival check."}, {"start": 4609.62, "end": 4617.46, "text": " How was the Amazon the Amazon with teabanks Guapo and agent anybody watch"}, {"start": 4620.66, "end": 4622.66, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 4624.38, "end": 4629.3, "text": " Guapo carried wait so for their stream were they able to move far?"}, {"start": 4631.9, "end": 4636.7, "text": " They ended after a day no way they quit right there's no way there's no way they quit, bro"}, {"start": 4637.7, "end": 4641.099999999999, "text": " No spiders no nothing it wasn't an Amazon"}, {"start": 4641.82, "end": 4646.78, "text": " It was good, but too hard tea banks is pussy. No, no, no, no way"}, {"start": 4653.58, "end": 4659.04, "text": " Oh, don't make me this bullshit bear we're talking about streamer awards. He saw a snake"}, {"start": 4659.04, "end": 4662.5199999999995, "text": " T banks left it's just hard to stream"}, {"start": 4663.24, "end": 4669.98, "text": " Wait to anybody I was watching were they able to move around the forest or did they have to stay in one spot?"}, {"start": 4673.0, "end": 4674.16, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4674.16, "end": 4676.36, "text": " Yeah, bro Amazon rainforest, bro"}, {"start": 4676.36, "end": 4680.9, "text": " You either put a million fucking dollars in so you ever to move around the Amazon rainforest or"}, {"start": 4681.6, "end": 4688.32, "text": " You just have to be in one area the whole marathon, which I think is just like just ask for streaming"}, {"start": 4689.04, "end": 4692.64, "text": " They moved around? Oh. They moved a good distance?"}, {"start": 4692.64, "end": 4696.04, "text": " How much did that cost? I'm actually curious."}, {"start": 4696.04, "end": 4698.24, "text": " The fuck is on your lip?"}, {"start": 4698.24, "end": 4700.34, "text": " You wouldn't know shit about this."}, {"start": 4700.34, "end": 4701.84, "text": " You wouldn't know shit about this, bruh."}, {"start": 4701.84, "end": 4704.44, "text": " This is like grown man shit. You don't know shit about this."}, {"start": 4709.44, "end": 4711.44, "text": " You were on the news."}, {"start": 4714.94, "end": 4716.94, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 4716.94, "end": 4718.94, "text": " Sound unavailable."}, {"start": 4719.04, "end": 4722.72, "text": " Yeah, I was on the news, bro. What a fucking time to be alive."}, {"start": 4725.5199999999995, "end": 4728.72, "text": " Dude, looking back, I did a lot this year, man."}, {"start": 4729.04, "end": 4730.72, "text": " Did a lot, achieved a lot."}, {"start": 4731.76, "end": 4735.76, "text": " You know, maybe sometimes I feel like I'm not doing enough, bro. Still to this day."}, {"start": 4736.56, "end": 4738.48, "text": " But then I look back and realize, bro,"}, {"start": 4738.88, "end": 4742.64, "text": " streamers, we gotta take a content every single day, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4742.96, "end": 4746.16, "text": " You know, we gotta take the big juicers and the mini juicers."}, {"start": 4746.16, "end": 4756.16, "text": " It's actually kind of crazy how much we accomplished this year."}, {"start": 4756.16, "end": 4763.16, "text": " I saw this"}, {"start": 4816.16, "end": 4820.16, "text": " Fuck, fuck, god damn it, fuck bro, fuck, fuck!"}, {"start": 4824.16, "end": 4826.16, "text": " Fuck, fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 4826.16, "end": 4851.48, "text": " After all this time that has passed since the final, and after much thought, I want"}, {"start": 4851.4800000000005, "end": 4856.68, "text": " to announce to everyone that I am retreating from the national team."}, {"start": 4856.68, "end": 4863.64, "text": " It was a decision that hurt, and still hurts, to my core, but he understand that it's the"}, {"start": 4863.64, "end": 4865.6, "text": " right time."}, {"start": 4865.6, "end": 4872.240000000001, "text": " He swear that he always gave my all, not just in the last few years when we won everything,"}, {"start": 4872.240000000001, "end": 4874.4800000000005, "text": " but before that too."}, {"start": 4874.4800000000005, "end": 4880.4800000000005, "text": " He always felt and gave everything for this jersey, to bring you joy and make you proud"}, {"start": 4880.4800000000005, "end": 4883.88, "text": " to be Argentinian through football."}, {"start": 4883.88, "end": 4888.240000000001, "text": " There's not much time left, and chapters are closing."}, {"start": 4888.240000000001, "end": 4890.68, "text": " And this is one that hurts me deeply."}, {"start": 4890.68, "end": 4896.76, "text": " He loved, loved, and will always love being on the national team."}, {"start": 4896.76, "end": 4898.76, "text": " I've given everything he has."}, {"start": 4898.76, "end": 4903.360000000001, "text": " He have nothing more to give, and besides."}, {"start": 4903.360000000001, "end": 4909.400000000001, "text": " There are some great young players coming up behind me who deserve to be there."}, {"start": 4909.400000000001, "end": 4914.280000000001, "text": " Thank you for all the love and support over these 20 years."}, {"start": 4914.280000000001, "end": 4919.320000000001, "text": " I'm going to miss hearing you all from the inside so much."}, {"start": 4919.320000000001, "end": 4925.6, "text": " Now I'm going to be just one of you, cheering and supporting you from the Sidelines, in"}, {"start": 4925.6, "end": 4929.6, "text": " good times and bad, even more so."}, {"start": 4929.6, "end": 4933.200000000001, "text": " Thank you to my family for always being there."}, {"start": 4933.200000000001, "end": 4937.84, "text": " For accompanying me on this beautiful but difficult journey."}, {"start": 4937.84, "end": 4945.84, "text": " Thank you to each and every one of the co-achests, teammates, and managers I had the privilege of working with."}, {"start": 4945.84, "end": 4949.84, "text": " It takes with me unforgettable memories and moments."}, {"start": 4949.84, "end": 4957.84, "text": " It lived with the peace and pride of having given you, along with my teammates, dreamlike moments."}, {"start": 4957.84, "end": 4961.84, "text": " It was incredible to have experienced it with you all."}, {"start": 4961.84, "end": 4967.34, "text": " He love you. Thank you, God, for making me Argentinian."}, {"start": 4967.34, "end": 4968.84, "text": " Go Argentina!"}, {"start": 4968.84, "end": 4974.84, "text": " He wrote these words on July 20, Piedras, two days after the final."}, {"start": 4974.84, "end": 4980.84, "text": " Today, after what happened to my dad, I'm even more convinced than before."}, {"start": 4980.84, "end": 4986.84, "text": " All Barra Baja Uno cast profile picture. All Barra Baja Uno."}, {"start": 4991.84, "end": 5000.4800000000005, "text": " I can't lie bro, I was hating on Messi during the World Cup bro but this man is a legend."}, {"start": 5000.4800000000005, "end": 5002.58, "text": " This man is a legend."}, {"start": 5002.58, "end": 5008.4400000000005, "text": " Your mom made you quit bro, Bulu are you dead ass dude?"}, {"start": 5008.4400000000005, "end": 5009.92, "text": " Ronaldo it's your turn bro."}, {"start": 5009.92, "end": 5015.52, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, Ronaldo bro it's time to retire."}, {"start": 5015.52, "end": 5023.200000000001, "text": " bro it's time to retire man who's seen the Renato a free kick verse in the Saudi Arabia League"}, {"start": 5028.96, "end": 5030.96, "text": " it's time bro not before a thousand"}, {"start": 5031.84, "end": 5040.080000000001, "text": " how many goals does Renato have in his career bro he wouldn't hit a thousand so bad around but"}, {"start": 5040.08, "end": 5047.08, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 5047.08, "end": 5055.08, "text": " See, it's the classic I catch my son watching a shit that literally goes viral on Twitter"}, {"start": 5055.08, "end": 5056.08, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 5056.08, "end": 5057.08, "text": " I ain't like this fucked up bro."}, {"start": 5057.08, "end": 5059.08, "text": " He's literally just vibing a baby shark bro."}, {"start": 5059.08, "end": 5061.08, "text": " I don't even think that's like crazy man."}, {"start": 5061.08, "end": 5063.08, "text": " He's literally chilling."}, {"start": 5063.08, "end": 5066.08, "text": " Oh god damn bro."}, {"start": 5066.08, "end": 5068.08, "text": " god damn bro"}, {"start": 5070.32, "end": 5074.08, "text": " if i catch my son watching this shit bro this is gonna"}, {"start": 5076.96, "end": 5083.04, "text": " oh my god chat this is and they're talking about y'all bro are they talking about y'all bro"}, {"start": 5085.44, "end": 5087.44, "text": " yo"}, {"start": 5088.16, "end": 5093.12, "text": " my son gonna be doing an oklahoma drill against a semi truck bro what"}, {"start": 5096.08, "end": 5107.08, "text": " Because I think entertainment has everything, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5107.08, "end": 5109.36, "text": " Yeah, well, she's right, you know."}, {"start": 5109.36, "end": 5113.2, "text": " Like people watch Love Island, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5113.2, "end": 5122.92, "text": " I can't lie, that's slob."}, {"start": 5122.92, "end": 5124.72, "text": " But it's good though, it's good slob."}, {"start": 5124.72, "end": 5125.72, "text": " Drama slob."}, {"start": 5125.72, "end": 5128.72, "text": " People love that shit."}, {"start": 5128.72, "end": 5131.72, "text": " It's soft porn."}, {"start": 5140.72, "end": 5143.72, "text": " Girl, I mean, honest bro, people..."}, {"start": 5143.72, "end": 5149.72, "text": " Fuck yeah, bro, I found out two of the core members are fucking racist, bro."}, {"start": 5149.72, "end": 5154.72, "text": " Oh man, hence I think I did a collab with those two. Holy shit, bro."}, {"start": 5154.72, "end": 5157.4400000000005, "text": " I need a stupid mistake on that part."}, {"start": 5157.4400000000005, "end": 5160.4800000000005, "text": " Man, it's a good thing I have proof on that they're racist too."}, {"start": 5162.04, "end": 5165.280000000001, "text": " Even though it's an old quit, they still set it bro."}, {"start": 5165.280000000001, "end": 5166.72, "text": " They are still good."}, {"start": 5166.72, "end": 5167.88, "text": " Either way."}, {"start": 5167.88, "end": 5169.68, "text": " Who's he talking about bro?"}, {"start": 5169.68, "end": 5170.84, "text": " People."}, {"start": 5170.84, "end": 5172.84, "text": " Is he talking about me and Ron bro?"}, {"start": 5172.84, "end": 5173.68, "text": " People."}, {"start": 5176.6, "end": 5178.64, "text": " Is he talking about me?"}, {"start": 5178.64, "end": 5179.4800000000005, "text": " It's Ron."}, {"start": 5179.4800000000005, "end": 5191.1, "text": " I said neither go and Ron and Chris said it and I'm Ron"}, {"start": 5191.1, "end": 5200.900000000001, "text": " actually Ron might have actually said it"}, {"start": 5209.4800000000005, "end": 5233.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. My life is over, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I have failed you."}, {"start": 5233.4800000000005, "end": 5248.400000000001, "text": " Damn, bruh, damn, bruh, damn, Greg, you fucked up, dawg."}, {"start": 5248.400000000001, "end": 5249.400000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5249.400000000001, "end": 5250.400000000001, "text": " Dang!"}, {"start": 5250.400000000001, "end": 5251.400000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5251.400000000001, "end": 5252.400000000001, "text": " That's actually kinda crazy."}, {"start": 5252.400000000001, "end": 5253.400000000001, "text": " Big streamer mail."}, {"start": 5253.400000000001, "end": 5254.400000000001, "text": " Then I realized what it is."}, {"start": 5254.400000000001, "end": 5256.400000000001, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 5257.080000000001, "end": 5259.960000000001, "text": " Big streamer mail, then I realized what it is"}, {"start": 5264.84, "end": 5266.84, "text": " There's a man"}, {"start": 5268.400000000001, "end": 5271.6, "text": " What are you sending me dad, what is this in back on this place?"}, {"start": 5273.040000000001, "end": 5275.040000000001, "text": " He's the one who's doing"}, {"start": 5278.68, "end": 5280.68, "text": " See this face"}, {"start": 5280.68, "end": 5288.280000000001, "text": " I hope that I never see that face ever outside of the dream."}, {"start": 5288.280000000001, "end": 5289.280000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5289.280000000001, "end": 5290.280000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5290.280000000001, "end": 5292.280000000001, "text": " Low key, I get it."}, {"start": 5292.280000000001, "end": 5293.280000000001, "text": " Yo, Chad, we got any-"}, {"start": 5323.28, "end": 5328.36, "text": " They in the life of YBG"}, {"start": 5330.5199999999995, "end": 5338.12, "text": " The a be not good, bro a bees literally all his me bees are funny and shit. I came a lot of y'all"}, {"start": 5340.84, "end": 5342.84, "text": " Just how you better look"}, {"start": 5345.599999999999, "end": 5348.86, "text": " All right, Channy reacts today stop stalling nigga"}, {"start": 5348.86, "end": 5354.139999999999, "text": " Bro, I uh, stop with this thong of shit, bro."}, {"start": 5354.139999999999, "end": 5361.46, "text": " Any reacts today, any reacts today, cringe as hell."}, {"start": 5361.46, "end": 5365.86, "text": " Don't ever leave me this shit in my head, bro."}, {"start": 5365.86, "end": 5371.62, "text": " Any reacts."}, {"start": 5371.62, "end": 5391.42, "text": " reacts car update a chair just know I am handling things off stream from now on"}, {"start": 5391.42, "end": 5399.5, "text": " you know I have been working on a car that I want bro that is gonna settle"}, {"start": 5399.5, "end": 5407.06, "text": " with one car okay I picked one car already I think I think I'll do one more nothing's"}, {"start": 5407.06, "end": 5413.38, "text": " confirmed it I'm gonna do one more driving test off stream you're on YouTube"}, {"start": 5413.38, "end": 5419.66, "text": " you know my YouTube bar for a little bit got a balance both you feel me and then"}, {"start": 5419.66, "end": 5424.94, "text": " I'm gonna do the review on YouTube and then we got a little YouTube video okay"}, {"start": 5424.9400000000005, "end": 5431.460000000001, "text": " And then you'll see yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to say too much now"}, {"start": 5432.34, "end": 5434.34, "text": " Ask the Martin"}, {"start": 5435.1, "end": 5437.1, "text": " 9-11"}, {"start": 5437.500000000001, "end": 5439.500000000001, "text": " McLaren McLaren"}, {"start": 5445.500000000001, "end": 5447.500000000001, "text": " Triple S on it"}, {"start": 5447.5, "end": 5454.18, "text": " Top left dub investigating America's most racist rituals"}, {"start": 5455.18, "end": 5457.18, "text": " Cracker Barrel"}, {"start": 5457.94, "end": 5459.94, "text": " Low-key not bad watches"}, {"start": 5467.3, "end": 5471.94, "text": " Could be in Vegas could be in Miami"}, {"start": 5477.5, "end": 5481.76, "text": " John that is definitely a John-ass fit for sure"}, {"start": 5489.26, "end": 5493.82, "text": " Wait, what is she doing it for the last for the last day secret location"}, {"start": 5499.98, "end": 5501.98, "text": " It's a surprise oh"}, {"start": 5507.5, "end": 5511.1, "text": " for real so you think they would follow me over there?"}, {"start": 5511.1, "end": 5513.94, "text": " Yo, take your guap!"}, {"start": 5513.94, "end": 5514.98, "text": " All last day."}, {"start": 5516.5, "end": 5518.18, "text": " Monster male."}, {"start": 5518.18, "end": 5520.78, "text": " Will you see me hide?"}, {"start": 5523.1, "end": 5524.14, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 5524.14, "end": 5525.9, "text": " Chad, it's Good Reacts investigating"}, {"start": 5525.9, "end": 5528.02, "text": " America's most racist restaurant."}, {"start": 5528.02, "end": 5530.38, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I love Dub, I miss Dub."}, {"start": 5530.38, "end": 5532.62, "text": " But actually, should I call Dub?"}, {"start": 5532.62, "end": 5537.62, "text": " because our little road trip is very soon."}, {"start": 5541.9, "end": 5542.74, "text": " Call it a day."}, {"start": 5544.099999999999, "end": 5545.099999999999, "text": " Call it a day, man."}, {"start": 5559.98, "end": 5562.34, "text": " Come on, y'all, y'all, now y'all need to go to you."}, {"start": 5562.62, "end": 5575.62, "text": " Yeah, pick up the phone bro come on though"}, {"start": 5575.62, "end": 5590.26, "text": " That shit grown on me he's busy bro I mean he's a father bro he's a father it's all"}, {"start": 5590.26, "end": 5597.900000000001, "text": " good it's all good good to reacts great"}, {"start": 5597.900000000001, "end": 5601.860000000001, "text": " you too good don't put this in with the"}, {"start": 5601.860000000001, "end": 5614.7, "text": " five brah above average truth or drink"}, {"start": 5614.7, "end": 5617.42, "text": " got way too personal I let me know if"}, {"start": 5617.42, "end": 5619.42, "text": " I want to watch this bro"}, {"start": 5621.84, "end": 5623.84, "text": " Look at him bro"}, {"start": 5642.54, "end": 5644.54, "text": " Yo, careful real"}, {"start": 5644.54, "end": 5647.1, "text": " Oh, yeah for real bruh"}, {"start": 5655.3, "end": 5658.78, "text": " I brought y'all y'all three views on YouTube"}, {"start": 5661.86, "end": 5665.38, "text": " No, no, no, no, no watch not trying to watch this P. You should do this"}, {"start": 5667.14, "end": 5671.9, "text": " Yo guys, I know you're probably man get this shit out of here, but I'm never doing that shit in my life"}, {"start": 5674.54, "end": 5676.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5684.54, "end": 5690.72, "text": " Today's new we start again co-bar R.C. After they spotted his signature on the sentence JBS speakers are flaming after looking like a kid"}, {"start": 5693.14, "end": 5696.58, "text": " Why the hell leave 23 is me"}, {"start": 5696.58, "end": 5698.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5702.66, "end": 5704.66, "text": " That's a sorry sorry"}, {"start": 5707.9, "end": 5709.9, "text": " They say they just hop on a dick right"}, {"start": 5711.1, "end": 5713.5199999999995, "text": " Yes, and a better fucking job"}, {"start": 5718.18, "end": 5722.3, "text": " She didn't say shit when I first wrote on it all the sudden all I see when I dick right you want to hop on"}, {"start": 5722.3, "end": 5730.1, "text": " I know I need a new signature bro, look it's default as fuck I'm working on it though"}, {"start": 5730.820000000001, "end": 5734.14, "text": " What about sketch bro? He should have literally just all cats"}, {"start": 5734.14, "end": 5736.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5751.34, "end": 5755.360000000001, "text": " Fucking oh my god, bro. I bet this money was in the chair"}, {"start": 5757.26, "end": 5760.900000000001, "text": " It's my new signature. I bet what is me? This is me. I"}, {"start": 5760.900000000001, "end": 5766.400000000001, "text": " I gotta go cursive on them though for sure. How do I make this thicker?"}, {"start": 5770.820000000001, "end": 5773.3, "text": " This is me. So a cursive J"}, {"start": 5774.9400000000005, "end": 5781.26, "text": " Into a T and then the W and then boom. Maybe do like a line all throughout"}, {"start": 5783.22, "end": 5787.360000000001, "text": " I ain't gonna lie not bad at all kid. Not bad at all kid"}, {"start": 5787.36, "end": 5796.639999999999, "text": " You know, but no JTW"}, {"start": 5801.639999999999, "end": 5803.639999999999, "text": " It obviously"}, {"start": 5804.44, "end": 5811.599999999999, "text": " This is not the word you bro. I know man. Listen. This is potential. This is good. It's not bad"}, {"start": 5813.5599999999995, "end": 5815.639999999999, "text": " Yes, I know John's at sinners, bro"}, {"start": 5817.36, "end": 5824.48, "text": " What are they doing the looky curious cuz John was in New York City that means sin is in New York City, right?"}, {"start": 5833.08, "end": 5838.74, "text": " Hello there, I'm not doing a react to react good reacts good reacts. Let me know let me know"}, {"start": 5840.259999999999, "end": 5845.74, "text": " Last to fall asleep USA addiction two-hour video, you know, this is a great off-stream watch. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 5845.74, "end": 5850.4, "text": " You know what I mean? I love the Simon and I miss now on this, but I think you're good to go"}, {"start": 5853.4, "end": 5855.4, "text": " I'm leaving core. I'm out of here"}, {"start": 5856.54, "end": 5858.54, "text": " Say we're not a vlog"}, {"start": 5859.38, "end": 5864.639999999999, "text": " I think dub most racist restaurants from down to react to this. This is good reacts"}, {"start": 5867.5, "end": 5869.5, "text": " That last"}, {"start": 5869.82, "end": 5871.92, "text": " When I was growing up saw that already"}, {"start": 5871.92, "end": 5876.1, "text": " Okay, great reaction."}, {"start": 5876.1, "end": 5876.9400000000005, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5876.9400000000005, "end": 5877.78, "text": " Just content."}, {"start": 5877.78, "end": 5880.1, "text": " It's just content."}, {"start": 5880.1, "end": 5881.9, "text": " It's just rage bait, bro."}, {"start": 5883.18, "end": 5885.18, "text": " Let me just keep doing this, maybe Yugi's in it."}, {"start": 5893.32, "end": 5895.66, "text": " Reacting to reactions."}, {"start": 5896.7, "end": 5897.54, "text": " Yeah, no."}, {"start": 5899.46, "end": 5900.38, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 5900.38, "end": 5905.38, "text": " Investigating America's most racist restaurant."}, {"start": 5908.22, "end": 5913.1, "text": " And maybe after we can go and test them out ourselves."}, {"start": 5913.1, "end": 5914.62, "text": " Not a bad show."}, {"start": 5914.62, "end": 5918.26, "text": " It was a restaurant that every black person thought was racist."}, {"start": 5918.26, "end": 5919.54, "text": " I don't know, maybe it was."}, {"start": 5919.54, "end": 5921.06, "text": " And I remember being a kid,"}, {"start": 5921.06, "end": 5923.86, "text": " my mom used to refuse to go to this place."}, {"start": 5923.86, "end": 5926.1, "text": " I'm talking about no chance in the head."}, {"start": 5926.1, "end": 5934.3, "text": " I mean, even the name of the restaurant kind of sort of sounds like a race about if you're in the black community"}, {"start": 5934.3, "end": 5938.8, "text": " You should know a restaurant. I'm talking about but if you don't it's this one right here cracker bear"}, {"start": 5939.4800000000005, "end": 5943.3, "text": " Has anyone here eaten at cracker bear?"}, {"start": 5945.04, "end": 5948.9400000000005, "text": " Now if I see a white person right now and I call them a crack they gonna be offended"}, {"start": 5948.9400000000005, "end": 5952.76, "text": " Oh, so why would you name a restaurant that but like never had this in my life?"}, {"start": 5952.76, "end": 5958.6, "text": " Seriously my mom would never go to this place. I'm talking about ever my granny"}, {"start": 5958.6, "end": 5963.360000000001, "text": " I remember one day. I was like granny. We should go try this. She was like no and to be honest"}, {"start": 5963.360000000001, "end": 5970.320000000001, "text": " I think I want to even say that I like literally what's black community dumb this is considered a racist wrestler"}, {"start": 5970.320000000001, "end": 5975.12, "text": " No bullshit. So I did just see is this restaurant races is it good? Where's he at?"}, {"start": 5975.56, "end": 5979.68, "text": " Do they even have this go in and have a good time and good eats. Hello"}, {"start": 5979.68, "end": 5987.0, "text": " We're off the back. It do look patriotic. I think that's what they call like patriots like this do look like the people that voted for Trump"}, {"start": 5987.0, "end": 5989.240000000001, "text": " Like what's what type of flag is this going?"}, {"start": 5989.96, "end": 5994.52, "text": " Just you know, is this a confederate flag? Just let me know. I know it doesn't them question"}, {"start": 5996.08, "end": 6000.58, "text": " You know that you haven't like no, it's not a confederate. Confederates like different ones like with a S"}, {"start": 6001.360000000001, "end": 6004.6, "text": " It's just an American flag. This is not America. It's just a flag. I"}, {"start": 6004.6, "end": 6007.780000000001, "text": " I'm just asking it a question."}, {"start": 6007.780000000001, "end": 6010.26, "text": " These little flags, I've never seen this flag."}, {"start": 6010.26, "end": 6011.360000000001, "text": " In the hood."}, {"start": 6011.360000000001, "end": 6014.240000000001, "text": " I've never even seen this flag in LA before."}, {"start": 6014.240000000001, "end": 6016.96, "text": " It was already giving me, but, eh, vibe."}, {"start": 6016.96, "end": 6019.96, "text": " What kind of flag, wait, what kind of flag is this anyways?"}, {"start": 6019.96, "end": 6021.6, "text": " Good question for me, bro."}, {"start": 6021.6, "end": 6022.4400000000005, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 6022.4400000000005, "end": 6024.360000000001, "text": " What type of flag is this?"}, {"start": 6024.360000000001, "end": 6027.08, "text": " I mean, walking up and being like walking,"}, {"start": 6027.08, "end": 6028.160000000001, "text": " I got a lot of signs."}, {"start": 6028.160000000001, "end": 6029.200000000001, "text": " Look cool, look nice."}, {"start": 6029.200000000001, "end": 6032.240000000001, "text": " Now, behind me right here is rocking chairs."}, {"start": 6032.240000000001, "end": 6034.4400000000005, "text": " These are rocking chairs right here, right?"}, {"start": 6034.4400000000005, "end": 6036.200000000001, "text": " and my green wash."}, {"start": 6036.200000000001, "end": 6038.040000000001, "text": " Are you out your goddamn month?"}, {"start": 6038.040000000001, "end": 6041.56, "text": " My granny said, maybe my granny was a little racist,"}, {"start": 6041.56, "end": 6043.240000000001, "text": " but my granny always used to say that."}, {"start": 6043.240000000001, "end": 6047.960000000001, "text": " She used to say the white people watch the slaves"}, {"start": 6047.960000000001, "end": 6049.52, "text": " and they're rocking their rocking chairs"}, {"start": 6049.52, "end": 6052.280000000001, "text": " when she did like rocking chairs."}, {"start": 6052.280000000001, "end": 6055.040000000001, "text": " So I got sad, baby this place is racist."}, {"start": 6055.040000000001, "end": 6055.88, "text": " We coulda seen."}, {"start": 6055.88, "end": 6056.72, "text": " Oh, Ron, come back in."}, {"start": 6056.72, "end": 6057.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6057.56, "end": 6058.400000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 6058.400000000001, "end": 6059.76, "text": " Old style, like bro,"}, {"start": 6059.76, "end": 6061.4800000000005, "text": " I remember this stuff when I was little."}, {"start": 6061.4800000000005, "end": 6063.68, "text": " This does not look like a restaurant."}, {"start": 6063.68, "end": 6067.200000000001, "text": " These things right here, like these things."}, {"start": 6067.200000000001, "end": 6068.96, "text": " These little sticks."}, {"start": 6068.96, "end": 6071.240000000001, "text": " Bro, my mom used to get us these little sticks"}, {"start": 6071.240000000001, "end": 6072.4800000000005, "text": " when he was younger, bro."}, {"start": 6072.4800000000005, "end": 6076.0, "text": " Bro, this is my, I swear to God, on my child's life."}, {"start": 6076.0, "end": 6079.4400000000005, "text": " This is not the first time ever seeing this thing."}, {"start": 6079.4400000000005, "end": 6081.400000000001, "text": " This is how much I say I look like."}, {"start": 6081.400000000001, "end": 6082.8, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 6082.8, "end": 6085.16, "text": " And it's a dud, it's not a dub."}, {"start": 6085.16, "end": 6087.12, "text": " It stopped playing with me, bro."}, {"start": 6087.12, "end": 6088.240000000001, "text": " I don't have to back me in here."}, {"start": 6088.240000000001, "end": 6090.360000000001, "text": " I can't wait to see Dub again, bro."}, {"start": 6090.360000000001, "end": 6092.76, "text": " It do seem like an older place."}, {"start": 6092.76, "end": 6096.360000000001, "text": " but like me knowing what people say about this place,"}, {"start": 6096.360000000001, "end": 6098.56, "text": " it do seem like it's a little,"}, {"start": 6099.56, "end": 6103.7, "text": " it might not be, but it's just giving me a little vibe."}, {"start": 6103.7, "end": 6105.320000000001, "text": " All right, let's check out the menu."}, {"start": 6105.320000000001, "end": 6108.9800000000005, "text": " So I got some cinnamon rolls, skillet, the cool,"}, {"start": 6111.400000000001, "end": 6113.76, "text": " the daily dish Monday and Tuesday."}, {"start": 6113.76, "end": 6114.6, "text": " What's today?"}, {"start": 6114.6, "end": 6117.52, "text": " So Tuesday would be baked chicken breast."}, {"start": 6117.52, "end": 6120.280000000001, "text": " Hash brown casserole toss."}, {"start": 6120.280000000001, "end": 6122.360000000001, "text": " This is definitely WPS."}, {"start": 6122.360000000001, "end": 6128.000000000001, "text": " Nashville. It's like a fried chicken here. Well, how could this place be racist if they said fried chicken?"}, {"start": 6128.000000000001, "end": 6135.160000000001, "text": " I gotta try it though. I ain't gonna lie. Menu ain't talking about nothing, you know. Look, I'ma be honest. Being in here, seeing this menu,"}, {"start": 6135.160000000001, "end": 6140.040000000001, "text": " it ain't giving niggas. Niggas ain't supposed to- I don't think this is a racist restaurant, but niggas ain't supposed to be here."}, {"start": 6140.040000000001, "end": 6144.880000000001, "text": " Why the hell would I want some fish and some goddamn fried old grease? Bullshit."}, {"start": 6145.22, "end": 6147.84, "text": " All right, so I'm out of there. Now I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 6147.84, "end": 6153.6, "text": " Hey, what do you even says going in this restaurant thinking that it was gonna be a racist restaurant"}, {"start": 6153.6, "end": 6158.92, "text": " I kind of was like let me see if it's racist stuff going on the workers amazing the workers the waiters"}, {"start": 6158.92, "end": 6161.4400000000005, "text": " They were honest review the people in there"}, {"start": 6161.4400000000005, "end": 6168.2, "text": " I think the people in there think what I think too like a this is a racist restaurant niggas ain't supposed to walk in"}, {"start": 6168.2, "end": 6174.14, "text": " So when a nigga walk in there, they were just staring the whole goddamn time like so like you can like Nick"}, {"start": 6174.14, "end": 6177.860000000001, "text": " I'm just waiting on my food. Yeah, I'm not gonna say that I didn't feel welcome"}, {"start": 6177.860000000001, "end": 6182.72, "text": " But I didn't feel welcome with the people but I did order a bunch of stuff"}, {"start": 6183.5, "end": 6187.62, "text": " Like I said the customer service was amazing. I ordered the stuff and I said I want you what to go"}, {"start": 6188.58, "end": 6192.64, "text": " God damn think a racist fly just flew on my mouth. Anyway, I did"}, {"start": 6193.22, "end": 6195.660000000001, "text": " Speaking of race. Let's get a race bull going in the chat right now"}, {"start": 6195.660000000001, "end": 6201.88, "text": " I'm honest. Can we make a race bull just try to see something just trying to get a quick demographic check real quick in the chat Asian"}, {"start": 6201.88, "end": 6208.88, "text": " Hispanic, black, white. Let's get a race white. Let's get them on the chat going right now, man."}, {"start": 6208.88, "end": 6212.88, "text": " Hey, Mons, run the pool. Mons, please do your job. Mons, please, please, please."}, {"start": 6212.88, "end": 6218.88, "text": " Get a chance to order, but it was super quick. I ordered it to go. I came outside and then it was done instantly."}, {"start": 6218.88, "end": 6222.88, "text": " So let me show you what I got. Let's see if this race, a crack of barrel food is good."}, {"start": 6222.88, "end": 6226.88, "text": " So this is the bag that it came in."}, {"start": 6226.88, "end": 6232.84, "text": " Arab Arab, yeah, yeah Arab. Wait. No, isn't Arab Asian though. Do we have the pool? No, it's bro"}, {"start": 6233.4800000000005, "end": 6237.58, "text": " It's like bro. This is this is nothing pinned right now. It's just a blank pin, bro"}, {"start": 6240.32, "end": 6242.32, "text": " I came on to delete the message"}, {"start": 6244.08, "end": 6246.08, "text": " All right, bro, I'll do it myself"}, {"start": 6256.88, "end": 6271.24, "text": " Do I put a rab or a rab or do I put Middle Eastern Middle Eastern Asian though, right"}, {"start": 6271.24, "end": 6281.2, "text": " Middle Eastern Middle Eastern"}, {"start": 6281.2, "end": 6290.599999999999, "text": " actually actually fucking shit mods man I guarantee you my mom mods by typing"}, {"start": 6290.599999999999, "end": 6293.44, "text": " fuck this"}, {"start": 6293.44, "end": 6299.32, "text": " how do I add new mods and they don't even mama you're daring are you out for"}, {"start": 6299.32, "end": 6301.32, "text": " You fucking mind, bro?"}, {"start": 6301.32, "end": 6302.66, "text": " Now, I'm gonna give you a pass down"}, {"start": 6302.66, "end": 6304.66, "text": " because you'll be making it mad hard for me."}, {"start": 6316.0, "end": 6318.799999999999, "text": " And what I ordered was, what I did is,"}, {"start": 6318.799999999999, "end": 6323.36, "text": " I got something called a fried chicken steak, I guess."}, {"start": 6323.36, "end": 6326.2, "text": " And this is D."}, {"start": 6326.2, "end": 6328.5599999999995, "text": " My white community went up, bro."}, {"start": 6330.28, "end": 6336.08, "text": " It right here, so basically this is just a chicken pat this was $16"}, {"start": 6337.599999999999, "end": 6343.16, "text": " Hey, nothing else come with this is this it yes, I guess I'm shout it to the white people in the chat man"}, {"start": 6343.16, "end": 6348.799999999999, "text": " I don't I think it's supposed to come with gravy or something. I don't know what this is. It's just yeah, basically"}, {"start": 6352.16, "end": 6354.44, "text": " Chicken patty well, I just got some"}, {"start": 6354.4400000000005, "end": 6355.88, "text": " I thought that was beef!"}, {"start": 6355.88, "end": 6358.4400000000005, "text": " A cup of gravy, so maybe he's supposed to pour that on there."}, {"start": 6358.4400000000005, "end": 6360.120000000001, "text": " You know what, I'm just gonna dig into this."}, {"start": 6360.120000000001, "end": 6360.960000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna dig."}, {"start": 6360.960000000001, "end": 6363.240000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, no, let me just put everything out."}, {"start": 6363.240000000001, "end": 6364.080000000001, "text": " Cause I'm anxious."}, {"start": 6364.080000000001, "end": 6365.200000000001, "text": " I got everything right here."}, {"start": 6365.200000000001, "end": 6367.200000000001, "text": " So, we have some fried."}, {"start": 6367.200000000001, "end": 6369.6, "text": " I thought this was like a piece of steak."}, {"start": 6370.6, "end": 6372.4800000000005, "text": " Chicken with some gravy."}, {"start": 6372.4800000000005, "end": 6375.64, "text": " We got a biscuit and a muffin."}, {"start": 6375.64, "end": 6377.68, "text": " And it came with honey and butter."}, {"start": 6377.68, "end": 6379.68, "text": " Hey, man, since we got a lot of white people"}, {"start": 6379.68, "end": 6381.000000000001, "text": " in the chat right now, man,"}, {"start": 6381.000000000001, "end": 6383.280000000001, "text": " let me know what y'all think about these eats."}, {"start": 6383.28, "end": 6387.639999999999, "text": " Are these good eats or resident evil eats?"}, {"start": 6387.639999999999, "end": 6389.679999999999, "text": " Yeah, whatever the hell this is,"}, {"start": 6389.679999999999, "end": 6391.84, "text": " I think this is the casserole thing that I ordered."}, {"start": 6391.84, "end": 6394.84, "text": " And then we have some meatloaf fried chicken."}, {"start": 6394.84, "end": 6396.44, "text": " Good, good, good eats."}, {"start": 6396.44, "end": 6397.78, "text": " Colby, Colby."}, {"start": 6400.32, "end": 6403.599999999999, "text": " Chicken, macaroni, and green beans."}, {"start": 6403.599999999999, "end": 6405.36, "text": " This is all the food right here."}, {"start": 6405.36, "end": 6407.2, "text": " Ian, Ian!"}, {"start": 6407.2, "end": 6408.4, "text": " This does not look bad."}, {"start": 6408.4, "end": 6410.4, "text": " This food doesn't look bad at all."}, {"start": 6410.4, "end": 6411.4, "text": " Like I'm not mad at it."}, {"start": 6411.400000000001, "end": 6416.000000000001, "text": " But as I know as a food god, I am here to eat this food"}, {"start": 6416.000000000001, "end": 6419.080000000001, "text": " and try it and grade it one through 10."}, {"start": 6419.080000000001, "end": 6421.6, "text": " Let y'all know my honest opinion."}, {"start": 6421.6, "end": 6426.6, "text": " So I've never had chicken and gravy, white gravy before."}, {"start": 6427.240000000001, "end": 6429.76, "text": " It's just like chicken is made for hot sauce."}, {"start": 6429.76, "end": 6431.6, "text": " It's not made for grape."}, {"start": 6431.6, "end": 6434.400000000001, "text": " But let's see if we can pick these in there and see."}, {"start": 6435.4400000000005, "end": 6436.9400000000005, "text": " Let's see what this tastes like."}, {"start": 6441.400000000001, "end": 6447.280000000001, "text": " What this tastes like we're here just this part right here."}, {"start": 6447.280000000001, "end": 6448.280000000001, "text": " No dance."}, {"start": 6448.280000000001, "end": 6449.920000000001, "text": " You had KFC and then."}, {"start": 6449.920000000001, "end": 6450.920000000001, "text": " No dance."}, {"start": 6450.920000000001, "end": 6455.72, "text": " And then y'all was arguing about two, three hours you was like damn I got a famous bowl"}, {"start": 6455.72, "end": 6456.72, "text": " in the car."}, {"start": 6456.72, "end": 6457.72, "text": " Then it all sweated out."}, {"start": 6457.72, "end": 6461.6, "text": " That's kind of like what this, the sauce tastes like."}, {"start": 6461.6, "end": 6466.240000000001, "text": " Let's just see if this is good or not."}, {"start": 6466.24, "end": 6471.48, "text": " Dub, look at the inside, man."}, {"start": 6471.48, "end": 6474.32, "text": " It doesn't even look like chicken."}, {"start": 6474.32, "end": 6484.719999999999, "text": " Do the dance, Dub."}, {"start": 6484.719999999999, "end": 6488.92, "text": " This tastes like the school once lady had a bad day."}, {"start": 6488.92, "end": 6490.24, "text": " She caught her husband cheating."}, {"start": 6490.24, "end": 6493.24, "text": " She can't miss work because she's the breadwinner."}, {"start": 6493.24, "end": 6495.2, "text": " And she can't put that much rub in it."}, {"start": 6495.2, "end": 6496.04, "text": " This is what it tastes like."}, {"start": 6496.04, "end": 6497.639999999999, "text": " This tastes like trapezoid food."}, {"start": 6497.639999999999, "end": 6499.5599999999995, "text": " Now I can understand why a person that ain't-"}, {"start": 6499.5599999999995, "end": 6500.9, "text": " Great description."}, {"start": 6500.9, "end": 6502.96, "text": " ...in the garden with some onion powder or like this,"}, {"start": 6502.96, "end": 6505.4, "text": " but I shouldn't talk about nothing."}, {"start": 6505.4, "end": 6507.2, "text": " But this would be one of the biggest things on the menu."}, {"start": 6507.2, "end": 6508.92, "text": " This ain't tired of buying."}, {"start": 6508.92, "end": 6510.82, "text": " Nah, if I was dating a girl, she said,"}, {"start": 6510.82, "end": 6512.24, "text": " hey, I want to cook for you."}, {"start": 6512.24, "end": 6513.639999999999, "text": " And she cooked me this shit."}, {"start": 6513.639999999999, "end": 6515.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6515.48, "end": 6518.92, "text": " I'm still in her TV remote before I get the fuck apart"}, {"start": 6518.92, "end": 6519.76, "text": " of you."}, {"start": 6519.76, "end": 6522.16, "text": " I'm a put man, bruh, this is bullshit."}, {"start": 6522.16, "end": 6523.48, "text": " Whoever made this in America,"}, {"start": 6523.4800000000005, "end": 6526.240000000001, "text": " like the main dish combination, you need your ass beat."}, {"start": 6526.240000000001, "end": 6528.76, "text": " All right, next thing we're gonna try is meatloaf."}, {"start": 6528.76, "end": 6530.1, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6530.1, "end": 6533.02, "text": " One of my favorite meals that I've never had."}, {"start": 6533.02, "end": 6533.860000000001, "text": " Like, I've been..."}, {"start": 6533.860000000001, "end": 6536.76, "text": " Really, that shit literally looks like just banana bread."}, {"start": 6536.76, "end": 6538.500000000001, "text": " It looks disgusting."}, {"start": 6538.500000000001, "end": 6540.1, "text": " wardrobe must have gave him a concussion."}, {"start": 6540.1, "end": 6541.68, "text": " See, you're weird as fuck, bro."}, {"start": 6541.68, "end": 6543.9400000000005, "text": " You knew this video was made way before"}, {"start": 6543.9400000000005, "end": 6546.02, "text": " wardrobe put the beats on dub."}, {"start": 6546.02, "end": 6547.580000000001, "text": " Don't have it that much,"}, {"start": 6547.580000000001, "end": 6549.700000000001, "text": " but if I knew how to make it, I would make it."}, {"start": 6549.700000000001, "end": 6551.620000000001, "text": " And it just looked like it's a lot of preparation."}, {"start": 6551.62, "end": 6556.66, "text": " The next thing we're gonna try is this meatloaf. It do look a lot of like pretty dry"}, {"start": 6556.66, "end": 6561.0199999999995, "text": " I'm not on life, but I thought about it and I want to ask ladies y'all a question so I'm cuz I'm"}, {"start": 6562.3, "end": 6568.42, "text": " Are all like like do you only get because this is a dry-ass piece of meatloaf to women both agree"}, {"start": 6568.82, "end": 6574.3, "text": " What I actually all ladies do y'all get like you only get wet when you're"}, {"start": 6574.94, "end": 6580.5, "text": " Attracted to somebody or like an asexual and what is he talking about bro? I thought this was a food review"}, {"start": 6581.62, "end": 6583.12, "text": " Hey, to all the women in the chat,"}, {"start": 6583.12, "end": 6584.16, "text": " they'll listen to that real quick."}, {"start": 6584.16, "end": 6585.88, "text": " And we can both agree."}, {"start": 6585.88, "end": 6586.72, "text": " What are actually our ladies?"}, {"start": 6586.72, "end": 6590.599999999999, "text": " Can y'all get, like, you only get wet"}, {"start": 6590.599999999999, "end": 6592.84, "text": " when you're attracted to somebody"}, {"start": 6592.84, "end": 6594.16, "text": " or like in a sexual encounter?"}, {"start": 6594.16, "end": 6595.44, "text": " Is that the only time y'all get wet?"}, {"start": 6595.44, "end": 6596.64, "text": " I mean, y'all, can y'all get wet?"}, {"start": 6596.64, "end": 6599.5599999999995, "text": " Like, like, let's say for example,"}, {"start": 6599.5599999999995, "end": 6602.04, "text": " you walk into 7-Eleven and you went in there"}, {"start": 6602.04, "end": 6606.64, "text": " for smart water and you was prepared to spend $4.79."}, {"start": 6606.64, "end": 6607.48, "text": " And then you went in there"}, {"start": 6607.48, "end": 6609.8, "text": " and it was like two for $4.79."}, {"start": 6609.8, "end": 6610.84, "text": " Like, would that make you wet?"}, {"start": 6610.84, "end": 6617.28, "text": " like is wet and excitement thing or is it just like a sexual thing let me know in"}, {"start": 6617.28, "end": 6621.4400000000005, "text": " the comments I want to know that but anyway I don't know Jack be honest"}, {"start": 6621.4400000000005, "end": 6625.84, "text": " that's a great question you know from the outside looking in hearing this"}, {"start": 6625.84, "end": 6628.4800000000005, "text": " question is probably like what the fuck are you asking but that's genuinely a"}, {"start": 6628.4800000000005, "end": 6630.96, "text": " good question because I don't know let me check that"}, {"start": 6630.96, "end": 6639.32, "text": " comments no woman in these comments so let me know chat do y'all to what to"}, {"start": 6639.32, "end": 6646.96, "text": " the women in the chat, do y'all get wet from being attracted to someone or being just excited"}, {"start": 6646.96, "end": 6652.4, "text": " about something like a 2-4-1 package to do a water model at 7-11? Let me know. Let me"}, {"start": 6652.4, "end": 6657.96, "text": " know. Which one? Y'all get excited and get wet? Or y'all are attracted to get wet?"}, {"start": 6657.96, "end": 6684.4800000000005, "text": " both. Oh, I saw Sydney both. Okay. Okay. Hey, thank you, Sydney. Thank you for your opinion."}, {"start": 6684.4800000000005, "end": 6686.4800000000005, "text": " I know"}, {"start": 6687.360000000001, "end": 6693.320000000001, "text": " They did give us some ketchup, which is cool. That's a dude. Hey, he's ketchup. Sydney is not a unisex name"}, {"start": 6693.88, "end": 6695.88, "text": " Give them the benefit of dollars. Get that on my"}, {"start": 6696.64, "end": 6697.9800000000005, "text": " meatloaf"}, {"start": 6697.9800000000005, "end": 6699.9800000000005, "text": " Try it"}, {"start": 6701.080000000001, "end": 6704.620000000001, "text": " I knew he was gonna zoom in in this old white couple"}, {"start": 6709.88, "end": 6713.96, "text": " We ain't pleased nice people bad. It ain't no reason why people walking and living on the top"}, {"start": 6714.4800000000005, "end": 6720.240000000001, "text": " if i bit my tongue and continue to bit my tongue this is what this meatloaf tastes like"}, {"start": 6721.4400000000005, "end": 6728.000000000001, "text": " this is what i think cat vagina like if i was to eat a cat out this is what i feel like"}, {"start": 6728.000000000001, "end": 6733.84, "text": " genuinely how do you even think of doing that for dub what the fuck are you thinking about"}, {"start": 6733.84, "end": 6742.84, "text": " What? Jason, I'm HBO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. No."}, {"start": 6742.84, "end": 6746.84, "text": " Pat Bajani would feel like it if I'm being honest."}, {"start": 6746.84, "end": 6750.84, "text": " How's he even imagining that, bro? Imagine eating at Casper Time."}, {"start": 6750.84, "end": 6753.84, "text": " I don't even want to. What is he talking about?"}, {"start": 6753.84, "end": 6756.84, "text": " This shit is ass. And it has, look how soft."}, {"start": 6756.84, "end": 6760.84, "text": " Like, I get it's just ground beef with this shit ass."}, {"start": 6760.84, "end": 6761.68, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 6764.28, "end": 6765.12, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 6766.64, "end": 6769.28, "text": " There's no reason for me to be in this store."}, {"start": 6769.28, "end": 6770.72, "text": " That one chatter is crazy."}, {"start": 6770.72, "end": 6772.04, "text": " There's no reason for me to be walking in here."}, {"start": 6772.04, "end": 6774.4800000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna rate it out."}, {"start": 6774.4800000000005, "end": 6775.68, "text": " It was going on in my life,"}, {"start": 6775.68, "end": 6777.4400000000005, "text": " cause I'm stressed out because"}, {"start": 6777.4400000000005, "end": 6780.52, "text": " I gotta find good food wherever I go."}, {"start": 6780.52, "end": 6781.82, "text": " It can't be like this."}, {"start": 6783.76, "end": 6786.32, "text": " Now, if I was hungry and I wanted to enjoy a meal"}, {"start": 6786.32, "end": 6788.12, "text": " and the waiter brought me this,"}, {"start": 6788.12, "end": 6789.88, "text": " I wouldn't sit down until the waiter."}, {"start": 6789.88, "end": 6791.96, "text": " But I go back here and beat the shit out that cook."}, {"start": 6791.96, "end": 6793.8, "text": " I'm gonna try these biscuits."}, {"start": 6793.8, "end": 6795.08, "text": " This is a cornbread."}, {"start": 6795.08, "end": 6796.8, "text": " Like how you eat a wardrobe dove."}, {"start": 6796.8, "end": 6798.8, "text": " You never messed up the cornbread."}, {"start": 6802.28, "end": 6803.36, "text": " Cornbread."}, {"start": 6803.36, "end": 6805.04, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 6805.04, "end": 6807.88, "text": " You gotta know me, I don't do these with no beds."}, {"start": 6807.88, "end": 6810.36, "text": " I just don't want to call me a fucking,"}, {"start": 6810.36, "end": 6811.28, "text": " the world attack."}, {"start": 6812.68, "end": 6814.6, "text": " Biscuit, bite of the biscuit?"}, {"start": 6814.6, "end": 6816.2, "text": " That shit dried."}, {"start": 6816.2, "end": 6817.88, "text": " The biscuit is a biscuit."}, {"start": 6817.88, "end": 6822.24, "text": " You know, they got these bitches drive the motherfuckers."}, {"start": 6822.24, "end": 6823.24, "text": " She drive over here."}, {"start": 6823.24, "end": 6824.56, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 6825.56, "end": 6827.12, "text": " It ain't no flavored like."}, {"start": 6828.04, "end": 6830.84, "text": " These two things just taste like,"}, {"start": 6830.84, "end": 6832.88, "text": " you know, a cornbread, cornbread,"}, {"start": 6832.88, "end": 6835.24, "text": " and a biscuit or biscuit."}, {"start": 6835.24, "end": 6836.76, "text": " And if you think of what a biscuit"}, {"start": 6836.76, "end": 6838.6, "text": " and cornbread tastes like."}, {"start": 6838.6, "end": 6839.4400000000005, "text": " I'm thinking."}, {"start": 6839.4400000000005, "end": 6840.52, "text": " And then had nothing else in it,"}, {"start": 6840.52, "end": 6842.08, "text": " but biscuit and cornbread,"}, {"start": 6842.08, "end": 6843.2, "text": " this is what it just tastes like."}, {"start": 6843.2, "end": 6844.04, "text": " I understand completely."}, {"start": 6844.04, "end": 6844.88, "text": " I understand completely."}, {"start": 6844.88, "end": 6847.08, "text": " Sprinkled some cinnamon, some salt."}, {"start": 6847.88, "end": 6849.88, "text": " Delicious flour and water"}, {"start": 6851.66, "end": 6855.32, "text": " My god, they should look ass. I don't even I don't want to try this"}, {"start": 6855.32, "end": 6861.24, "text": " Cheating the black even because they be putting on the good restaurant to give me different flavor. This is some bullshit. All right, so"}, {"start": 6862.12, "end": 6864.12, "text": " This is what's gonna make you?"}, {"start": 6864.4400000000005, "end": 6866.4400000000005, "text": " fried chicken"}, {"start": 6867.12, "end": 6869.12, "text": " Even a fried chicken which is just"}, {"start": 6869.64, "end": 6874.04, "text": " From looks here, but you're not giving it. We're gonna give it the minute for the no"}, {"start": 6875.0, "end": 6877.0, "text": " macaroni is a hard thing to"}, {"start": 6877.88, "end": 6880.88, "text": " And this is the thing when it comes to restaurants."}, {"start": 6880.88, "end": 6884.4400000000005, "text": " Why the hell, if you know your macaroni ads,"}, {"start": 6884.4400000000005, "end": 6886.52, "text": " why would you make a recipe?"}, {"start": 6886.52, "end": 6887.32, "text": " Well, let's try it."}, {"start": 6887.32, "end": 6888.400000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 6888.400000000001, "end": 6890.88, "text": " Macaroni from Cracker Barrel."}, {"start": 6890.88, "end": 6892.0, "text": " Talk to me, Doug."}, {"start": 6892.0, "end": 6894.76, "text": " Not a single dub gets?"}, {"start": 6894.76, "end": 6897.4800000000005, "text": " For real?"}, {"start": 6897.4800000000005, "end": 6898.4400000000005, "text": " It's got to be dog shit."}, {"start": 6901.56, "end": 6902.56, "text": " Doug, talk to me."}, {"start": 6905.6, "end": 6906.88, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 6906.88, "end": 6907.24, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 6907.24, "end": 6912.24, "text": " When I say these niggas put noodles, cheese, and milk,"}, {"start": 6913.679999999999, "end": 6914.76, "text": " that's it."}, {"start": 6914.76, "end": 6917.2, "text": " Not this, which is pepper,"}, {"start": 6917.2, "end": 6919.16, "text": " and damn sure ain't no goddamn salt."}, {"start": 6920.4, "end": 6923.679999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, eating this food,"}, {"start": 6923.679999999999, "end": 6927.639999999999, "text": " right now, it makes me racist, I can't go lie."}, {"start": 6928.5199999999995, "end": 6929.84, "text": " It'll make me want to say, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6929.84, "end": 6932.84, "text": " Oh my God, speaking of fucking racist,"}, {"start": 6932.84, "end": 6936.5199999999995, "text": " shitty, terrasque, restaurants,"}, {"start": 6936.52, "end": 6939.360000000001, "text": " Mother, I, oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 6939.360000000001, "end": 6941.72, "text": " Yesterday, I ordered Chinese food."}, {"start": 6941.72, "end": 6945.080000000001, "text": " Okay, yes, I ordered Chinese food,"}, {"start": 6945.080000000001, "end": 6949.280000000001, "text": " Jason eating Chinese food, a classic, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6949.280000000001, "end": 6951.4400000000005, "text": " Of course, say whatever you want."}, {"start": 6951.4400000000005, "end": 6956.4400000000005, "text": " I had Chinese food from Don, D-A-N, modern Chinese."}, {"start": 6957.88, "end": 6962.88, "text": " I had a Don mine, short rib, chow mein noodles."}, {"start": 6962.88, "end": 6978.96, "text": " Oh my god there was a piece of fucking cardboard in my food I swear to God I took a picture"}, {"start": 6978.96, "end": 6994.88, "text": " can I sue bro no genuinely this restaurant right here Don modern Chinese there was a"}, {"start": 6994.88, "end": 6999.0, "text": " bro you know it's crazy the shit was good as fuck I was even knew these shit was so"}, {"start": 6999.0, "end": 7005.8, "text": " good it tasted so good I have a picture yes this one right here little package meal it"}, {"start": 7005.8, "end": 7007.5, "text": " It was good as fuck."}, {"start": 7007.5, "end": 7011.46, "text": " Brother, there was a piece of cardboard there."}, {"start": 7015.14, "end": 7016.08, "text": " How is it racist?"}, {"start": 7016.08, "end": 7017.08, "text": " Great hate farms?"}, {"start": 7017.08, "end": 7017.92, "text": " Hate farm?"}, {"start": 7017.92, "end": 7019.400000000001, "text": " Are you even for God damn mine?"}, {"start": 7019.400000000001, "end": 7021.52, "text": " Do not say fucking hate farm."}, {"start": 7021.52, "end": 7025.4800000000005, "text": " Brother, if I get cardboard in my food,"}, {"start": 7025.4800000000005, "end": 7027.4800000000005, "text": " that is not a hate farm, bro."}, {"start": 7027.4800000000005, "end": 7028.8, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 7028.8, "end": 7030.0, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 7030.0, "end": 7032.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7034.8, "end": 7042.64, "text": " Killed it already, bro. I literally already finished the fucking noodles. Do you see that fucking burnt look at thee?"}, {"start": 7043.04, "end": 7045.28, "text": " Brother, that's a piece of cardboard"}, {"start": 7046.44, "end": 7051.48, "text": " And yes, I know it's greasy, but come on. Let me try that a little bit there. Look at that"}, {"start": 7051.4800000000005, "end": 7053.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7055.6, "end": 7060.72, "text": " Create cardboard that's steak. That's not fucking steak bro. There was steak in there"}, {"start": 7060.72, "end": 7063.56, "text": " I think I can know the difference between steak and cardboard"}, {"start": 7064.200000000001, "end": 7066.200000000001, "text": " Okay, free protein"}, {"start": 7066.6, "end": 7068.320000000001, "text": " Looks like a bone"}, {"start": 7068.320000000001, "end": 7071.84, "text": " How you gonna tell me bro? I dead ass picked it up. I looked at it"}, {"start": 7073.080000000001, "end": 7075.080000000001, "text": " Am I fucking high?"}, {"start": 7077.400000000001, "end": 7079.400000000001, "text": " El hate for"}, {"start": 7081.4800000000005, "end": 7088.68, "text": " You're gassing me? No, no, no. Am I getting it trolled right now?"}, {"start": 7088.68, "end": 7096.080000000001, "text": " Chat, if there is a piece of cardboard in your food, what would y'all do?"}, {"start": 7096.080000000001, "end": 7100.72, "text": " I was told to sue, but I was like, there's no proof, like, they could have been like,"}, {"start": 7100.72, "end": 7103.76, "text": " oh, you placed the cardboard in there, like, I don't even know how that works."}, {"start": 7103.76, "end": 7106.8, "text": " Eat it. What do I, I didn't even get a refund."}, {"start": 7106.8, "end": 7109.96, "text": " I just, because I already ate them near all of the noodles."}, {"start": 7113.84, "end": 7116.28, "text": " Jason and Lee, be grateful you are able to eat something"}, {"start": 7116.28, "end": 7119.320000000001, "text": " because there's people that don't eat anything W speed."}, {"start": 7119.320000000001, "end": 7120.16, "text": " You know what, Clay?"}, {"start": 7120.16, "end": 7121.08, "text": " You're right, bro."}, {"start": 7121.08, "end": 7122.16, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 7122.16, "end": 7123.0, "text": " You're right, bro."}, {"start": 7123.0, "end": 7123.84, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7123.84, "end": 7124.68, "text": " You're right, dude."}, {"start": 7124.68, "end": 7125.52, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 7125.52, "end": 7126.96, "text": " Let's get a heart with a bandage."}, {"start": 7126.96, "end": 7129.4400000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna sue, but I'm just saying."}, {"start": 7129.4400000000005, "end": 7130.72, "text": " Don't eat this at this restaurant."}, {"start": 7130.72, "end": 7132.4800000000005, "text": " I don't even care about it."}, {"start": 7132.4800000000005, "end": 7133.320000000001, "text": " I don't even care."}, {"start": 7133.320000000001, "end": 7135.4800000000005, "text": " There was a piece of fucking cardboard in my food."}, {"start": 7135.4800000000005, "end": 7137.4800000000005, "text": " Don't eat that pepper, son."}, {"start": 7137.4800000000005, "end": 7142.4800000000005, "text": " When I was growing up,"}, {"start": 7142.4800000000005, "end": 7144.4800000000005, "text": " Rachel Slurred somebody."}, {"start": 7144.4800000000005, "end": 7146.4800000000005, "text": " I'll put some salt and pepper in."}, {"start": 7146.4800000000005, "end": 7148.4800000000005, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 7150.4800000000005, "end": 7152.4800000000005, "text": " She would lose salt and pepper."}, {"start": 7152.4800000000005, "end": 7155.4800000000005, "text": " It went from a two and a half to a four."}, {"start": 7155.4800000000005, "end": 7157.4800000000005, "text": " It's not bad with salt and pepper."}, {"start": 7161.4800000000005, "end": 7163.4800000000005, "text": " It's cool."}, {"start": 7163.4800000000005, "end": 7169.660000000001, "text": " we had saw the pepper though I shouldn't have to add it now you got the"}, {"start": 7169.660000000001, "end": 7178.4800000000005, "text": " green beans right here let's try to get you like this yes ma'am this is my"}, {"start": 7178.4800000000005, "end": 7185.64, "text": " first time trying this yes ma'am I do I do food review so I record myself"}, {"start": 7185.64, "end": 7190.76, "text": " eating food WNPC have a great day ma'am"}, {"start": 7190.76, "end": 7196.2, "text": " Oh, God, these are the old, look at them, on a shag."}, {"start": 7196.2, "end": 7199.04, "text": " That nice lady right there?"}, {"start": 7199.04, "end": 7202.6, "text": " To be honest, we don't live that long."}, {"start": 7202.6, "end": 7204.04, "text": " And she said this is pretty good."}, {"start": 7204.04, "end": 7205.64, "text": " She ain't never had no food in her life."}, {"start": 7205.64, "end": 7206.72, "text": " Damn right."}, {"start": 7206.72, "end": 7208.52, "text": " That lady is going to go meet God soon,"}, {"start": 7208.52, "end": 7210.04, "text": " never having this good food."}, {"start": 7210.04, "end": 7213.12, "text": " See, that's fucked up."}, {"start": 7213.12, "end": 7214.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is fucked up."}, {"start": 7214.360000000001, "end": 7216.84, "text": " What do you mean she's about to meet God?"}, {"start": 7216.84, "end": 7219.76, "text": " And she's never eating good food before."}, {"start": 7219.76, "end": 7221.76, "text": " That's fucked up dude."}, {"start": 7221.76, "end": 7223.76, "text": " This green beans is fucking terrible."}, {"start": 7226.76, "end": 7228.76, "text": " Let's try chicken, this is what we're here for."}, {"start": 7240.76, "end": 7241.76, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 7242.76, "end": 7243.76, "text": " Hold it!"}, {"start": 7243.76, "end": 7244.76, "text": " Second bite!"}, {"start": 7249.76, "end": 7276.76, "text": " Head tilt, fourth bite, peel, biscuit combo, catch up."}, {"start": 7276.76, "end": 7289.400000000001, "text": " No, this is the worst shit I have ever done."}, {"start": 7289.400000000001, "end": 7294.2, "text": " Bro, all my life, bro, I probably need to get the fuck away from America, bro."}, {"start": 7294.2, "end": 7297.320000000001, "text": " If you sit right here, it's starting to piss me the fuck off."}, {"start": 7297.320000000001, "end": 7301.4800000000005, "text": " Y'all are shaking baked chicken, at least to make that fucking food."}, {"start": 7301.4800000000005, "end": 7303.08, "text": " This is what this is."}, {"start": 7303.08, "end": 7304.64, "text": " Shake a bag of bull shit."}, {"start": 7304.64, "end": 7305.9800000000005, "text": " This is not food."}, {"start": 7307.14, "end": 7309.240000000001, "text": " This is terrible, bro."}, {"start": 7309.240000000001, "end": 7312.240000000001, "text": " And then the biscuit fucked the chicken up even more."}, {"start": 7312.240000000001, "end": 7313.68, "text": " How do you put a biscuit on something"}, {"start": 7313.68, "end": 7315.88, "text": " and it make the chicken, the biscuit,"}, {"start": 7315.88, "end": 7318.4800000000005, "text": " and my mouth fucking dry at the same goddamn time?"}, {"start": 7318.4800000000005, "end": 7319.320000000001, "text": " This is terrible."}, {"start": 7319.320000000001, "end": 7320.160000000001, "text": " Worst should I ever have."}, {"start": 7320.160000000001, "end": 7322.160000000001, "text": " This would be the worst restaurant I ever had."}, {"start": 7327.6, "end": 7331.12, "text": " It was some good customer service, worst should ever."}, {"start": 7331.12, "end": 7332.76, "text": " Now you know I have to do this."}, {"start": 7332.76, "end": 7336.24, "text": " Let me compare what this whole meal is, right?"}, {"start": 7336.24, "end": 7337.400000000001, "text": " Let me compare this."}, {"start": 7337.400000000001, "end": 7341.7, "text": " You on your way to a girl house, you excited."}, {"start": 7341.7, "end": 7344.92, "text": " You all texting, sexting, and you on your way."}, {"start": 7344.92, "end": 7347.12, "text": " You tell her, hey, I'm on my way, don't go to sleep."}, {"start": 7347.12, "end": 7349.76, "text": " You stop at the gas station, you go get you some gum."}, {"start": 7349.76, "end": 7352.320000000001, "text": " You make sure your meat ain't sweaty."}, {"start": 7352.320000000001, "end": 7353.52, "text": " You make sure your balls right,"}, {"start": 7353.52, "end": 7354.96, "text": " cause she might lick them."}, {"start": 7354.96, "end": 7357.16, "text": " You get all the way to her house."}, {"start": 7357.16, "end": 7358.2, "text": " And when you get all the way to her house,"}, {"start": 7358.2, "end": 7360.4400000000005, "text": " she texts you, let me know when you five minutes away."}, {"start": 7360.4400000000005, "end": 7362.64, "text": " You let her know when you seven minutes."}, {"start": 7362.64, "end": 7368.200000000001, "text": " 10 minutes and when you text her hey I'm five minutes away she never text back"}, {"start": 7368.200000000001, "end": 7373.160000000001, "text": " still proceed to drive five minutes away she's still don't text back so you"}, {"start": 7373.160000000001, "end": 7380.8, "text": " tell yourself damn bro maybe she in the bathroom maybe she in the hallway maybe"}, {"start": 7380.8, "end": 7386.240000000001, "text": " she ain't here at home she fell asleep or she with the next nigga that's what"}, {"start": 7386.240000000001, "end": 7390.92, "text": " this disappointment tastes like he was all excited proven niggas wrong did"}, {"start": 7390.92, "end": 7396.84, "text": " all this shit, drove, he experienced it, watched your car, no ass."}, {"start": 7396.84, "end": 7398.4400000000005, "text": " This is how disappointed I am in this shit."}, {"start": 7398.4400000000005, "end": 7401.4400000000005, "text": " Let's call some hash brown casserole."}, {"start": 7401.4400000000005, "end": 7405.96, "text": " You get caught on me."}, {"start": 7405.96, "end": 7409.96, "text": " Hash brown casserole?"}, {"start": 7409.96, "end": 7411.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7415.28, "end": 7420.88, "text": " Yeah, this this was instantly trashed"}, {"start": 7424.24, "end": 7430.92, "text": " This is this I ain't saying crack a barrel racist, but"}, {"start": 7433.24, "end": 7435.84, "text": " Be racist today ass don't come here see our next video"}, {"start": 7439.96, "end": 7445.96, "text": " Alright Chad, let me know if y'all want us to go to Kroger Bear or not, bruh."}, {"start": 7450.96, "end": 7451.96, "text": " You been a truck?"}, {"start": 7451.96, "end": 7452.96, "text": " Oh, sup, bruh."}, {"start": 7452.96, "end": 7453.96, "text": " Yo, sup, bruh."}, {"start": 7453.96, "end": 7459.96, "text": " I say, hey man, uh, you know how I want to swim, where do you miss shit?"}, {"start": 7459.96, "end": 7461.96, "text": " You know the only way things fair change?"}, {"start": 7461.96, "end": 7462.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7462.96, "end": 7463.96, "text": " For duty here, bruh, let's go."}, {"start": 7463.96, "end": 7464.96, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7464.96, "end": 7466.96, "text": " Let's go for duty here, bruh."}, {"start": 7466.96, "end": 7467.96, "text": " Duty here?"}, {"start": 7467.96, "end": 7469.96, "text": " Yeah, it's going crazy bro."}, {"start": 7469.96, "end": 7472.96, "text": " Um, ain't you a arky supposed to get that shit, bro?"}, {"start": 7472.96, "end": 7476.96, "text": " No, bro, I lost my dough, bro."}, {"start": 7476.96, "end": 7477.96, "text": " I lost my dough."}, {"start": 7477.96, "end": 7481.96, "text": " You said chop, so, hey, you said chop, so, so, hey,"}, {"start": 7481.96, "end": 7483.96, "text": " I'm sad, like, big or sad, I can't."}, {"start": 7483.96, "end": 7486.96, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 7486.96, "end": 7488.96, "text": " No, you let him go."}, {"start": 7488.96, "end": 7489.96, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 7489.96, "end": 7491.96, "text": " Wait, you lost your dude a hole, bro."}, {"start": 7491.96, "end": 7492.96, "text": " To the big bomb bomb."}, {"start": 7492.96, "end": 7493.96, "text": " I got my dough."}, {"start": 7493.96, "end": 7494.96, "text": " This is right now."}, {"start": 7494.96, "end": 7495.96, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 7495.96, "end": 7499.8, "text": " It should be you on that bike with him, bro"}, {"start": 7525.96, "end": 7529.96, "text": " to come on take the security and bring me down"}, {"start": 7529.96, "end": 7531.96, "text": " I'm going to witch you, that's my business here"}, {"start": 7531.96, "end": 7533.96, "text": " if you win any award I'm going to witch you"}, {"start": 7533.96, "end": 7535.96, "text": " I want to go bug"}, {"start": 7535.96, "end": 7537.96, "text": " I'm bugging"}, {"start": 7537.96, "end": 7539.96, "text": " you're bugging bro"}, {"start": 7539.96, "end": 7541.96, "text": " I'm bugging"}, {"start": 7541.96, "end": 7543.96, "text": " bro, if I, hey"}, {"start": 7543.96, "end": 7545.96, "text": " actually no"}, {"start": 7545.96, "end": 7547.96, "text": " whoa whoa whoa, worry about a save bro"}, {"start": 7547.96, "end": 7549.96, "text": " nothing nothing nothing"}, {"start": 7549.96, "end": 7551.96, "text": " bro, worry about a save bro"}, {"start": 7551.96, "end": 7553.96, "text": " bro, how about you get out of bed bro"}, {"start": 7553.96, "end": 7561.4, "text": " How about you get out of bed and start your fucking day? It's 2 p.m. I"}, {"start": 7569.16, "end": 7571.16, "text": " Don't know your city. I don't know anything"}, {"start": 7578.8, "end": 7580.8, "text": " You need to get a job"}, {"start": 7583.96, "end": 7608.96, "text": " Alright chat, let's see, how far is Cracker Barrel?"}, {"start": 7608.96, "end": 7625.4800000000005, "text": " 24 minutes 24 minutes ride for a cracker bear or muckbang chat. What we thinking? What we"}, {"start": 7625.4800000000005, "end": 7631.04, "text": " thinking? What we thinking? That's actually not a bad shot at all, bro. Trying to be"}, {"start": 7631.04, "end": 7642.6, "text": " most racist restaurant in America. Not a bad shout at all. Not a bad shout at all, bro."}, {"start": 7642.6, "end": 7650.04, "text": " Take Adapt. Oh my god. YouTube title, already good live channel video. Oh, YouTube. Oh my"}, {"start": 7650.04, "end": 7655.04, "text": " god. Spin back on Chinese spot and order the same dish. I don't know why, bro. That"}, {"start": 7655.04, "end": 7662.84, "text": " Chinese spot I've seen the area in person anyway I'm gonna be honest but"}, {"start": 7662.84, "end": 7666.5199999999995, "text": " I'm gonna get there do what bro hey whoever made this fuck I don't have that"}, {"start": 7666.5199999999995, "end": 7670.4, "text": " I threw it away I don't have anyone"}, {"start": 7674.44, "end": 7680.5199999999995, "text": " press that no this is bad to be a McDonald's ordering the whole menu"}, {"start": 7680.5199999999995, "end": 7684.5199999999995, "text": " McDonald's and say they gave me all water type of stream you know I'm not"}, {"start": 7684.52, "end": 7687.860000000001, "text": " I'm trying to do that."}, {"start": 7687.860000000001, "end": 7688.360000000001, "text": " What are you supposed to do?"}, {"start": 7688.360000000001, "end": 7689.76, "text": " Maybe I have money to evaluate today?"}, {"start": 7689.76, "end": 7690.64, "text": " Nope, tomorrow."}, {"start": 7690.64, "end": 7694.040000000001, "text": " Tomorrow is the 1st of September."}, {"start": 7694.040000000001, "end": 7698.360000000001, "text": " I will be picking up Valkyrie from her shoe."}, {"start": 7698.360000000001, "end": 7700.400000000001, "text": " So it'll be very early in the morning."}, {"start": 7700.400000000001, "end": 7704.400000000001, "text": " Probably like 11.45, because she"}, {"start": 7704.400000000001, "end": 7705.92, "text": " said she'd be up in like 12."}, {"start": 7711.84, "end": 7713.240000000001, "text": " To crack your barrel, we go."}, {"start": 7713.24, "end": 7715.24, "text": " The YBG!"}, {"start": 7722.24, "end": 7724.24, "text": " That was Suki?"}, {"start": 7724.24, "end": 7726.24, "text": " That was Suki?"}, {"start": 7726.24, "end": 7728.24, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7728.24, "end": 7729.24, "text": " Hey man!"}, {"start": 7729.24, "end": 7735.24, "text": " T-Banks from Forest plus Deb from LBGT with a jolly ass who got a new car, Gege."}, {"start": 7735.24, "end": 7737.24, "text": " I am not that athletic man!"}, {"start": 7737.24, "end": 7741.24, "text": " How the fuck are you underhanded using the weather?"}, {"start": 7741.24, "end": 7768.16, "text": " So this is what caused them to go home early bro they didn't even do three days that's"}, {"start": 7768.16, "end": 7774.2, "text": " Fucking crazy AJ. You can't do three days now AJ. I'm about to get out of your ass. Are you serious?"}, {"start": 7776.4, "end": 7778.66, "text": " You can't do three days, bro"}, {"start": 7781.599999999999, "end": 7787.44, "text": " Why couldn't they do three days why couldn't they finish they did 28 hours? Oh"}, {"start": 7790.48, "end": 7792.48, "text": " It was task based"}, {"start": 7799.099999999999, "end": 7804.12, "text": " So what will complete complete house complete? Oh, okay, okay"}, {"start": 7805.0, "end": 7807.08, "text": " to in some change"}, {"start": 7807.08, "end": 7810.24, "text": " 28 hour of tasks. They change is completely tasks. Okay"}, {"start": 7813.04, "end": 7817.8, "text": " Makes sense. All right chat. Let's go out real man. Maybe up. Maybe a death"}, {"start": 7819.68, "end": 7822.88, "text": " Maybe a death would be down to come on me, bro"}, {"start": 7823.68, "end": 7826.08, "text": " maybe vice and crackers I cracker bear maybe"}, {"start": 7826.08, "end": 7829.08, "text": " Did they boot up? Did they boot up?"}, {"start": 7831.08, "end": 7832.08, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7832.08, "end": 7834.08, "text": " Yo, why have you ever been in a cracker barrel?"}, {"start": 7834.08, "end": 7835.08, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 7836.08, "end": 7837.08, "text": " That's a delish."}, {"start": 7838.08, "end": 7839.08, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 7840.08, "end": 7841.08, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 7841.08, "end": 7842.08, "text": " You're having a lot more."}, {"start": 7856.08, "end": 7861.08, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, Chad, we are around."}, {"start": 7861.08, "end": 7866.08, "text": " I'll set you some of the funniest ones."}, {"start": 7866.08, "end": 7872.08, "text": " Tell Doug to meet you, bro."}, {"start": 7872.08, "end": 7874.08, "text": " Doug is busy taking care of you all."}, {"start": 7874.08, "end": 7877.08, "text": " And he's got also a lot of good dress, bro."}, {"start": 7877.08, "end": 7878.08, "text": " Is that a tiger bro?"}, {"start": 7878.08, "end": 7881.08, "text": " That's low bro, that's not a tiger bro fish."}, {"start": 7881.08, "end": 7882.08, "text": " You fucking fish?"}, {"start": 7882.08, "end": 7883.08, "text": " I started wearing booty shorts"}, {"start": 7883.08, "end": 7885.08, "text": " or spanked with the long shorts?"}, {"start": 7915.08, "end": 7916.36, "text": " It doesn't, man."}, {"start": 7916.36, "end": 7917.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7917.88, "end": 7919.64, "text": " She keeps it on, I guess."}, {"start": 7919.64, "end": 7923.64, "text": " Long shorts make you look tiny?"}, {"start": 7923.64, "end": 7924.6, "text": " No one does it."}, {"start": 7924.6, "end": 7925.88, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 7925.88, "end": 7928.8, "text": " I'm just going to get it tough, bro."}, {"start": 7928.8, "end": 7930.36, "text": " Now you're making me insecure, bro."}, {"start": 7930.36, "end": 7931.68, "text": " I said, long shorts make you look tough."}, {"start": 7931.68, "end": 7932.72, "text": " You make me so close to the top."}, {"start": 7932.72, "end": 7934.0, "text": " Well, you look tough, bro."}, {"start": 7934.0, "end": 7936.08, "text": " There, you look tough."}, {"start": 7936.08, "end": 7936.84, "text": " You're tough, bro."}, {"start": 7936.84, "end": 7938.0, "text": " You're tough."}, {"start": 7938.0, "end": 7938.5, "text": " W1."}, {"start": 7938.5, "end": 7954.54, "text": " I don't have it, but you're going to have to get one by dance."}, {"start": 7954.54, "end": 7957.02, "text": " I might get an Aston Martin though."}, {"start": 7957.02, "end": 7958.02, "text": " Aston Martin though?"}, {"start": 7958.02, "end": 7959.02, "text": " That's not he."}, {"start": 7959.02, "end": 7960.02, "text": " What about McClaren?"}, {"start": 7960.02, "end": 7961.02, "text": " McClaren GTS."}, {"start": 7961.02, "end": 7962.02, "text": " You're going to rock that bitch around."}, {"start": 7962.02, "end": 7963.02, "text": " You're going to rock that bitch around."}, {"start": 7963.02, "end": 7964.02, "text": " You're going to rock that bitch around."}, {"start": 7964.02, "end": 7965.02, "text": " You're going to rock that bitch around."}, {"start": 7965.02, "end": 7968.620000000001, "text": " Claren my clarin gts you don't wrap that bitch around a tree"}, {"start": 7971.02, "end": 7974.42, "text": " Are you crazy if I get a turbo s I'm like genuinely got"}, {"start": 7981.18, "end": 7985.14, "text": " Okay, Wednesday night, bro, can I be your cameraman we do the day stop"}, {"start": 7995.02, "end": 8001.02, "text": " get up get out of bed smoke some weed jerk off no it's not that's not your day"}, {"start": 8001.02, "end": 8006.06, "text": " bro fucking day you never like my day"}, {"start": 8006.620000000001, "end": 8011.06, "text": " hate camera for a day bro"}, {"start": 8013.9400000000005, "end": 8018.1, "text": " I love to forget my code"}, {"start": 8025.02, "end": 8032.02, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 8046.02, "end": 8047.02, "text": " Better get mad."}, {"start": 8047.02, "end": 8049.02, "text": " Fucking murder, bro."}, {"start": 8049.02, "end": 8051.02, "text": " Better be blowing me something, bro."}, {"start": 8051.02, "end": 8052.02, "text": " Fuck out of me."}, {"start": 8052.02, "end": 8053.02, "text": " You're gonna pay."}, {"start": 8053.02, "end": 8056.02, "text": " So should I dress like a racist? How do we go about this?"}, {"start": 8056.02, "end": 8058.02, "text": " Yeah, probably be pretty racist on the fit."}, {"start": 8058.02, "end": 8059.02, "text": " Umm..."}, {"start": 8062.02, "end": 8064.02, "text": " How do you dress racist?"}, {"start": 8065.02, "end": 8067.02, "text": " Let's say like, maybe white polo..."}, {"start": 8069.02, "end": 8072.02, "text": " You could honestly keep the booty shorts if you're trying to dress racist."}, {"start": 8073.02, "end": 8075.02, "text": " White polo on me."}, {"start": 8075.02, "end": 8076.02, "text": " Polo..."}, {"start": 8076.02, "end": 8077.02, "text": " With preppy."}, {"start": 8077.02, "end": 8078.02, "text": " With camo."}, {"start": 8078.02, "end": 8079.02, "text": " It's probably preppy and fratty."}, {"start": 8079.02, "end": 8081.02, "text": " Look, I want my light cam on my head."}, {"start": 8081.02, "end": 8081.860000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8081.860000000001, "end": 8084.02, "text": " Oh, gotta get a little trucker out, huh?"}, {"start": 8084.02, "end": 8084.860000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8085.860000000001, "end": 8087.360000000001, "text": " What would you say to me?"}, {"start": 8089.360000000001, "end": 8090.5, "text": " There's got to be a supper date,"}, {"start": 8090.5, "end": 8092.660000000001, "text": " bear if I keep bear, who remembers that?"}, {"start": 8093.9400000000005, "end": 8094.780000000001, "text": " That."}, {"start": 8094.780000000001, "end": 8095.620000000001, "text": " Lacey?"}, {"start": 8095.620000000001, "end": 8096.820000000001, "text": " Ask Lacey."}, {"start": 8099.42, "end": 8101.660000000001, "text": " Argentina, Jersey, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8101.660000000001, "end": 8103.860000000001, "text": " That's pretty racist, bro."}, {"start": 8103.860000000001, "end": 8105.38, "text": " Camel, a lot of Camel."}, {"start": 8107.660000000001, "end": 8108.820000000001, "text": " Oh, I did, got it."}, {"start": 8109.820000000001, "end": 8112.740000000001, "text": " That shirt bro, this is pretty racist all perfect"}, {"start": 8118.02, "end": 8120.02, "text": " You know booty on the shorts"}, {"start": 8123.500000000001, "end": 8126.3, "text": " I have I actually hit legs today"}, {"start": 8127.3, "end": 8131.900000000001, "text": " They hit squats, bro. I did squat you did squire did squire your shit not jumping at all"}, {"start": 8131.900000000001, "end": 8133.900000000001, "text": " You gotta do hip thrust or some shit both"}, {"start": 8133.900000000001, "end": 8136.900000000001, "text": " I ain't got a lot of bro that shit not working."}, {"start": 8136.900000000001, "end": 8137.900000000001, "text": " It's not working?"}, {"start": 8137.900000000001, "end": 8139.900000000001, "text": " I'm working on the legs but not the butt."}, {"start": 8139.900000000001, "end": 8140.900000000001, "text": " It's not working?"}, {"start": 8140.900000000001, "end": 8141.900000000001, "text": " It's not working?"}, {"start": 8141.900000000001, "end": 8142.900000000001, "text": " It's not working?"}, {"start": 8142.900000000001, "end": 8143.900000000001, "text": " Oh, your butt disappeared."}, {"start": 8143.900000000001, "end": 8145.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, muscle man butt."}, {"start": 8154.900000000001, "end": 8157.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god you look racist."}, {"start": 8157.900000000001, "end": 8158.900000000001, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 8158.900000000001, "end": 8160.900000000001, "text": " You glasses."}, {"start": 8190.900000000001, "end": 8191.900000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8193.900000000001, "end": 8195.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, sure, wrinkly as fuck."}, {"start": 8196.900000000001, "end": 8198.900000000001, "text": " That's why I get his braces, sir."}, {"start": 8201.900000000001, "end": 8202.900000000001, "text": " I don't even know what I did to it."}, {"start": 8202.900000000001, "end": 8203.900000000001, "text": " Shit, bro, can we tell you what?"}, {"start": 8203.900000000001, "end": 8204.900000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8204.900000000001, "end": 8205.900000000001, "text": " Ta-da?"}, {"start": 8205.900000000001, "end": 8206.900000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8206.900000000001, "end": 8207.900000000001, "text": " You got your keys?"}, {"start": 8207.900000000001, "end": 8208.900000000001, "text": " You want one?"}, {"start": 8208.900000000001, "end": 8209.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 8214.900000000001, "end": 8215.900000000001, "text": " You got your keys, bro?"}, {"start": 8220.9, "end": 8240.9, "text": " Let's go to Crackin' Bear!"}, {"start": 8240.9, "end": 8247.9, "text": " Anybody want to join?"}, {"start": 8247.9, "end": 8249.9, "text": " Nobody want to go to Kroger, bro."}, {"start": 8252.9, "end": 8255.9, "text": " I don't think anyone's ever said that shit in that life."}, {"start": 8255.9, "end": 8256.9, "text": " I don't even call this shit Kroger."}, {"start": 8256.9, "end": 8257.9, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 8257.9, "end": 8258.9, "text": " Is it because it's..."}, {"start": 8260.9, "end": 8262.9, "text": " Ask Daddy, bro. He's not live, dude."}, {"start": 8262.9, "end": 8263.9, "text": " He's definitely not trying to go, bro."}, {"start": 8263.9, "end": 8264.9, "text": " I'm not trying to wait."}, {"start": 8265.9, "end": 8267.9, "text": " I'll go back and we can do a Naruto segment."}, {"start": 8268.9, "end": 8271.9, "text": " Try the most racist restaurant in America."}, {"start": 8273.9, "end": 8274.9, "text": " Betsy!"}, {"start": 8274.9, "end": 8276.9, "text": " Maybe Betsy wants to go."}, {"start": 8276.9, "end": 8300.699999999999, "text": " I'm taking that fucking me back on Wednesday, bro."}, {"start": 8300.7, "end": 8305.7, "text": " All right, and there's no if and or buts."}, {"start": 8305.7, "end": 8307.42, "text": " Might have to steal that shit if I need to."}, {"start": 8307.42, "end": 8311.740000000002, "text": " Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira, Ausami, Mira, Mira, Mira on the wall."}, {"start": 8311.740000000002, "end": 8313.18, "text": " How's Tracker Barrel races?"}, {"start": 8313.18, "end": 8315.300000000001, "text": " Oh, Tracker Barrel employee right there."}, {"start": 8315.300000000001, "end": 8318.5, "text": " Mira, Ausami, Diana, Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira."}, {"start": 8318.5, "end": 8319.5, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8319.5, "end": 8321.220000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8321.220000000001, "end": 8322.54, "text": " Get Dru to come."}, {"start": 8322.54, "end": 8323.54, "text": " Is your working?"}, {"start": 8323.54, "end": 8325.820000000002, "text": " Where's Lacy?"}, {"start": 8325.820000000002, "end": 8327.060000000001, "text": " That Mira looks good."}, {"start": 8327.060000000001, "end": 8328.140000000001, "text": " Oh, I bet."}, {"start": 8328.140000000001, "end": 8328.740000000002, "text": " Sounds good."}, {"start": 8328.740000000002, "end": 8329.58, "text": " Who's special lady?"}, {"start": 8329.58, "end": 8331.58, "text": " chill bro chill"}, {"start": 8332.22, "end": 8334.22, "text": " i'll gas in my head up bro"}, {"start": 8334.22, "end": 8336.22, "text": " are you"}, {"start": 8336.62, "end": 8338.62, "text": " sounds like burgers barking again"}, {"start": 8338.62, "end": 8340.3, "text": " you know how burger gets"}, {"start": 8340.3, "end": 8342.3, "text": " that's linda oh interesting"}, {"start": 8343.98, "end": 8345.66, "text": " linda behind you"}, {"start": 8345.66, "end": 8347.66, "text": " nope and she's not actually"}, {"start": 8348.539999999999, "end": 8352.38, "text": " um yellow not yellow bro like yeah i know"}, {"start": 8352.38, "end": 8354.38, "text": " not going on a date with yellow bro"}, {"start": 8354.78, "end": 8357.98, "text": " so you want to date when you link him in mirror and three weeks fuck you yeah i don't know"}, {"start": 8357.98, "end": 8359.98, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 8359.98, "end": 8361.98, "text": " What the hell did you say to me?"}, {"start": 8361.98, "end": 8362.98, "text": " I didn't say anything, sir."}, {"start": 8362.98, "end": 8363.98, "text": " Should I get some food and cracker beer?"}, {"start": 8363.98, "end": 8364.98, "text": " I can't, I can't do that."}, {"start": 8364.98, "end": 8365.98, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 8366.98, "end": 8368.98, "text": " Alright, let's get the fuck out of here, man."}, {"start": 8368.98, "end": 8370.98, "text": " So, you being co-piloted today?"}, {"start": 8370.98, "end": 8371.98, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 8373.98, "end": 8375.98, "text": " Get drew?"}, {"start": 8375.98, "end": 8378.98, "text": " Oh my god, bruh."}, {"start": 8378.98, "end": 8380.98, "text": " Oh my god, look how drew, bruh."}, {"start": 8380.98, "end": 8382.98, "text": " Maybe my duality year, when do we go?"}, {"start": 8382.98, "end": 8384.98, "text": " I don't know if my duality year coming up, bruh."}, {"start": 8387.98, "end": 8391.82, "text": " We gotta get that do it, bro."}, {"start": 8391.82, "end": 8394.98, "text": " You said load it."}, {"start": 8394.98, "end": 8395.98, "text": " You fuck with a goatee?"}, {"start": 8395.98, "end": 8396.98, "text": " I fuck with a goatee, bro."}, {"start": 8396.98, "end": 8397.98, "text": " What's the content?"}, {"start": 8397.98, "end": 8398.98, "text": " Fake?"}, {"start": 8398.98, "end": 8399.98, "text": " Well, can it be fake or not?"}, {"start": 8399.98, "end": 8400.98, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8400.98, "end": 8401.98, "text": " I've never grown it out."}, {"start": 8401.98, "end": 8402.98, "text": " This is three days, I think."}, {"start": 8402.98, "end": 8403.98, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8403.98, "end": 8404.98, "text": " It's a bad state."}, {"start": 8404.98, "end": 8406.98, "text": " But once you get to the fake part, bro, all right."}, {"start": 8406.98, "end": 8408.98, "text": " Should I save the whiskers, though?"}, {"start": 8408.98, "end": 8411.98, "text": " Because, like, they grow out uneven."}, {"start": 8411.98, "end": 8414.98, "text": " But then it's gonna turn your stash like too small."}, {"start": 8414.98, "end": 8415.98, "text": " That's how I be."}, {"start": 8415.98, "end": 8416.98, "text": " So I just keep it."}, {"start": 8416.98, "end": 8418.98, "text": " I'm not a bad savior."}, {"start": 8419.98, "end": 8421.98, "text": " Dude come on Drew."}, {"start": 8421.98, "end": 8423.98, "text": " Bro, why does someone like you?"}, {"start": 8423.98, "end": 8425.98, "text": " Why does someone hate you?"}, {"start": 8425.98, "end": 8427.98, "text": " No, that's not true."}, {"start": 8427.98, "end": 8429.98, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 8429.98, "end": 8431.98, "text": " What's he saying?"}, {"start": 8431.98, "end": 8433.98, "text": " Is he on vacation?"}, {"start": 8433.98, "end": 8435.98, "text": " Getting airbived?"}, {"start": 8435.98, "end": 8437.98, "text": " What did Penn save?"}, {"start": 8437.98, "end": 8439.98, "text": " I don't see Penn."}, {"start": 8439.98, "end": 8441.98, "text": " Drew's on a plane."}, {"start": 8441.98, "end": 8443.98, "text": " Oh Drew just hit me."}, {"start": 8443.98, "end": 8445.98, "text": " He's on a plane."}, {"start": 8445.98, "end": 8448.46, "text": " What's up, bro? I'm gonna leave him on delivery."}, {"start": 8448.46, "end": 8451.46, "text": " I'm just kidding, I'm gonna text him back."}, {"start": 8453.3, "end": 8454.76, "text": " Why you gotta paint it goatee?"}, {"start": 8454.76, "end": 8455.6, "text": " Yugi?"}, {"start": 8455.6, "end": 8456.74, "text": " Whether Yugi is in bed."}, {"start": 8456.74, "end": 8457.58, "text": " Let's just go, bro."}, {"start": 8457.58, "end": 8458.42, "text": " Let's just go, bro."}, {"start": 8458.42, "end": 8459.26, "text": " Let's just go, bro."}, {"start": 8459.26, "end": 8460.1, "text": " Me and you, man."}, {"start": 8460.1, "end": 8460.939999999999, "text": " Just the boys."}, {"start": 8460.939999999999, "end": 8461.779999999999, "text": " Come on, just the boys, bro."}, {"start": 8461.779999999999, "end": 8463.699999999999, "text": " Hey, YG, you've never been at Cracker Bear, right?"}, {"start": 8463.699999999999, "end": 8464.539999999999, "text": " Never, ever."}, {"start": 8464.539999999999, "end": 8466.46, "text": " You gotta really taste this food,"}, {"start": 8466.46, "end": 8468.26, "text": " and you gotta see if we walk in, bro,"}, {"start": 8468.26, "end": 8470.26, "text": " and people start staring at you."}, {"start": 8470.26, "end": 8471.98, "text": " Like, that's how you know."}, {"start": 8471.98, "end": 8472.82, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 8472.82, "end": 8474.74, "text": " It could be like a sunken place, or not?"}, {"start": 8474.74, "end": 8475.74, "text": " um"}, {"start": 8475.74, "end": 8477.58, "text": " it might be oh shit"}, {"start": 8477.58, "end": 8478.58, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 8478.58, "end": 8479.58, "text": " forgot"}, {"start": 8479.58, "end": 8481.58, "text": " i'm gonna need to take this on date night though"}, {"start": 8481.58, "end": 8482.58, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 8482.58, "end": 8484.58, "text": " who the fuck is shitting on my car"}, {"start": 8484.58, "end": 8486.58, "text": " what's happening today"}, {"start": 8486.58, "end": 8487.58, "text": " god"}, {"start": 8487.58, "end": 8488.58, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 8488.58, "end": 8489.58, "text": " whoa"}, {"start": 8489.58, "end": 8490.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8490.58, "end": 8491.58, "text": " who"}, {"start": 8491.58, "end": 8492.58, "text": " who"}, {"start": 8492.58, "end": 8493.58, "text": " who"}, {"start": 8493.58, "end": 8495.58, "text": " what you gonna do to your car"}, {"start": 8495.58, "end": 8496.58, "text": " i'm about to tell lu"}, {"start": 8496.58, "end": 8497.58, "text": " i'm about to tell lu"}, {"start": 8497.58, "end": 8498.58, "text": " to clean that shit"}, {"start": 8498.58, "end": 8499.58, "text": " can't scrub me"}, {"start": 8499.58, "end": 8500.58, "text": " are you in the hell"}, {"start": 8500.58, "end": 8501.58, "text": " hell"}, {"start": 8501.58, "end": 8503.58, "text": " flock bro"}, {"start": 8503.58, "end": 8506.58, "text": " Let's take the new whip."}, {"start": 8506.58, "end": 8508.58, "text": " She's a beauty."}, {"start": 8508.58, "end": 8511.58, "text": " Good fucking vibes here."}, {"start": 8511.58, "end": 8514.58, "text": " Pink's chipping all over, but it's okay."}, {"start": 8514.58, "end": 8516.58, "text": " You don't lock your car?"}, {"start": 8516.58, "end": 8519.58, "text": " No, I mean it's in a gated community with two gates."}, {"start": 8519.58, "end": 8521.58, "text": " Oh, he's burning hot, man."}, {"start": 8521.58, "end": 8523.58, "text": " Maybe I'll turn the AC on for you, Bubba."}, {"start": 8523.58, "end": 8524.58, "text": " The key goes right here."}, {"start": 8524.58, "end": 8525.58, "text": " Put it in and turn it."}, {"start": 8525.58, "end": 8526.58, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8526.58, "end": 8528.58, "text": " And I'll turn the AC button on and off right there."}, {"start": 8528.58, "end": 8532.58, "text": " Oh, turn it off."}, {"start": 8532.58, "end": 8537.38, "text": " Why is it not on bro? So it's still off so press on. There you go. Boom. You got it. Let's give it a sec"}, {"start": 8538.82, "end": 8540.9, "text": " Now it's on auto so you're gonna go like that"}, {"start": 8543.02, "end": 8545.02, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 8548.3, "end": 8553.34, "text": " Yeah, why is he so obviously like that bro. No your seat bro"}, {"start": 8555.5, "end": 8557.5, "text": " Who's in a passenger nobody"}, {"start": 8558.38, "end": 8560.38, "text": " Nobody jerk"}, {"start": 8560.380000000001, "end": 8564.660000000002, "text": " Hey, what did they talk to me about this girl bro like I wanted to talk to you about it, bro"}, {"start": 8564.660000000002, "end": 8566.660000000002, "text": " But I want to talk to you in person"}, {"start": 8570.660000000002, "end": 8574.54, "text": " Sorry for the story for like what if I blow up my spot and she calls me"}, {"start": 8575.26, "end": 8580.18, "text": " Wow, she called you. That's true. All right, so basically right so I was at the code party, right?"}, {"start": 8580.18, "end": 8582.18, "text": " I was with the greedy goblins"}, {"start": 8582.18, "end": 8587.420000000002, "text": " Okay, so I see I'm about to find something right if I bull told me now. I'm not working tonight, bro"}, {"start": 8587.42, "end": 8595.98, "text": " they gave up they gave up oh yeah you told me that isn't way wait wait"}, {"start": 8595.98, "end": 8601.82, "text": " cracker bear like wait wait where's this cracker you said it was 20 minutes"}, {"start": 8601.82, "end": 8606.06, "text": " away that was 20 minutes away but"}, {"start": 8606.06, "end": 8616.46, "text": " this is a four fucking minutes why are you on google maps dude"}, {"start": 8616.46, "end": 8620.58, "text": " hey bro has 38 minutes dude there's one that was 20 away"}, {"start": 8620.58, "end": 8625.279999999999, "text": " back there bro that's just a 25 miles bro what the fuck"}, {"start": 8625.279999999999, "end": 8629.98, "text": " that's a fucking hike man bro there is my fucking content"}, {"start": 8629.98, "end": 8633.14, "text": " bro what the fuck are we gonna do now i'm in a car already bro"}, {"start": 8633.14, "end": 8635.14, "text": " What the fuck are we gonna do now?"}, {"start": 8635.14, "end": 8636.14, "text": " What the fuck bro?"}, {"start": 8636.14, "end": 8640.14, "text": " 40 minute driving seg into a 5 minute eating seg into another 40 minute driving seg"}, {"start": 8640.14, "end": 8641.14, "text": " Let's run it bro"}, {"start": 8641.14, "end": 8643.14, "text": " No way dude"}, {"start": 8644.14, "end": 8646.14, "text": " I'm pissed now bro"}, {"start": 8647.14, "end": 8650.14, "text": " Go to the OSDS house in Denwood bro"}, {"start": 8650.14, "end": 8651.14, "text": " In Denwood"}, {"start": 8651.14, "end": 8653.14, "text": " Are you supposed to do that then?"}, {"start": 8653.14, "end": 8654.14, "text": " Come on bro"}, {"start": 8654.14, "end": 8656.14, "text": " Bro in the way"}, {"start": 8656.14, "end": 8658.14, "text": " YBG podcast"}, {"start": 8659.14, "end": 8661.14, "text": " Alright great just continue your story bro"}, {"start": 8661.14, "end": 8663.14, "text": " Alright so the story was, right?"}, {"start": 8663.14, "end": 8665.14, "text": " So Red Fine signed to give up"}, {"start": 8665.14, "end": 8667.14, "text": " And I was like, what the fuck? Bro y'all supposed to be greedy guys"}, {"start": 8667.14, "end": 8669.14, "text": " Was y'all the shirts of OSDS y'all gave up on me?"}, {"start": 8669.14, "end": 8670.14, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8670.14, "end": 8672.14, "text": " Then gets to save the day"}, {"start": 8672.14, "end": 8673.14, "text": " Laser"}, {"start": 8673.14, "end": 8675.14, "text": " There's this girl I was talking to right"}, {"start": 8675.14, "end": 8677.14, "text": " And she was awesome and I was talking to her"}, {"start": 8677.14, "end": 8679.14, "text": " And then the conversation just ended"}, {"start": 8679.14, "end": 8681.14, "text": " Cause she was with her friends"}, {"start": 8681.14, "end": 8683.14, "text": " And my friends didn't want to come with me to talk to them"}, {"start": 8683.14, "end": 8685.14, "text": " So then Laser walks up to her"}, {"start": 8685.14, "end": 8688.14, "text": " And he's like, yo my friend why don't you want to see her Instagram?"}, {"start": 8688.14, "end": 8690.14, "text": " I'm not gonna get you guys"}, {"start": 8690.14, "end": 8691.14, "text": " That's actually a good idea."}, {"start": 8691.14, "end": 8692.14, "text": " I do need gas."}, {"start": 8692.14, "end": 8693.14, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8693.14, "end": 8695.14, "text": " So then, oh yeah."}, {"start": 8695.14, "end": 8697.14, "text": " So the wheel is not straight."}, {"start": 8697.14, "end": 8698.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8698.14, "end": 8699.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8699.14, "end": 8704.06, "text": " So then I text her bro and then the next day gets what she told me."}, {"start": 8704.06, "end": 8706.14, "text": " She said the ball was in your court."}, {"start": 8706.14, "end": 8709.14, "text": " Oh, the ball was in my court."}, {"start": 8709.14, "end": 8710.14, "text": " I never heard that in my life."}, {"start": 8710.14, "end": 8713.14, "text": " There ain't never been a ball in my court once in my life."}, {"start": 8713.14, "end": 8717.14, "text": " Oh, she said the ball was in your court last night."}, {"start": 8717.14, "end": 8723.539999999999, "text": " Bro that mean that like that mean like that that that I could have been risen huh if I was talking to her"}, {"start": 8725.539999999999, "end": 8730.619999999999, "text": " So that those job so you weren't confident in yourself, but she was feeling exactly"}, {"start": 8731.58, "end": 8732.38, "text": " D"}, {"start": 8732.38, "end": 8734.5, "text": " Bro, she said the ball was in your court"}, {"start": 8734.859999999999, "end": 8740.74, "text": " And we really got freaky that night. What you need freaky bro. You really could have been on some like"}, {"start": 8740.74, "end": 8746.199999999999, "text": " some cool shit that night but you just didn't think it was possible I mean"}, {"start": 8746.199999999999, "end": 8749.26, "text": " yeah but I didn't think it was possible but now we go to the movies on was it"}, {"start": 8749.26, "end": 8755.14, "text": " what was movie on spider-man you already watched it I saw the pirate"}, {"start": 8755.14, "end": 8761.14, "text": " did worse and I never seen the theaters a movie for first date though bro I"}, {"start": 8761.14, "end": 8764.14, "text": " want to move in my first ever date movie for you know how do you supposed"}, {"start": 8764.14, "end": 8767.78, "text": " gonna get to know her talk a little bit during the movie both already seen a"}, {"start": 8767.78, "end": 8769.78, "text": " movie"}, {"start": 8769.78, "end": 8771.78, "text": " why would you go watch a movie?"}, {"start": 8771.78, "end": 8773.78, "text": " Movies are background noise!"}, {"start": 8773.78, "end": 8775.78, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 8775.78, "end": 8777.78, "text": " You can't talk at a movie!"}, {"start": 8777.78, "end": 8779.78, "text": " No you can't!"}, {"start": 8779.78, "end": 8781.78, "text": " Everyone's expecting all the people around you to watch the movie!"}, {"start": 8781.78, "end": 8783.78, "text": " First on is going to be no one in that theater, so I think it came out three months ago"}, {"start": 8783.78, "end": 8785.78, "text": " Second off"}, {"start": 8785.78, "end": 8787.78, "text": " Movies are living background noise"}, {"start": 8787.78, "end": 8789.78, "text": " You just trying to get freaky"}, {"start": 8789.78, "end": 8791.78, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 8791.78, "end": 8793.78, "text": " Well, a lot of you are weird and a lot of you know I'm not"}, {"start": 8793.78, "end": 8795.78, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 8795.78, "end": 8800.42, "text": " That's my last two, bro. I'm in the ball. Hey, I'm going hell after this, bro"}, {"start": 8800.42, "end": 8803.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, bro"}, {"start": 8803.060000000001, "end": 8808.58, "text": " You never met a girl you take a girl on a movie day for the phone. The movies is late. I love the movies"}, {"start": 8808.58, "end": 8810.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, me too. What is it? What's a better first date?"}, {"start": 8811.54, "end": 8815.720000000001, "text": " Like like a dinner or cafe. Hey, you're a free ticket"}, {"start": 8816.220000000001, "end": 8821.140000000001, "text": " Well, you were free dinner ticket, bro. Hey ladies, there's no way to free dinner ticket, right?"}, {"start": 8821.140000000001, "end": 8823.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 8823.14, "end": 8830.34, "text": " What are you talking about bro that's a good that's a good first date cuz then you get to talk to her"}, {"start": 8830.34, "end": 8834.14, "text": " You get to know that is you know, let me explain social dynamics with you"}, {"start": 8834.14, "end": 8839.699999999999, "text": " So that's a forced conversation bro when there's a movie there is something that you're supposed to be doing watching the movie"}, {"start": 8839.699999999999, "end": 8842.699999999999, "text": " And you have a conversation that's extra bro. It's not like"}, {"start": 8847.22, "end": 8849.22, "text": " Yes, we are"}, {"start": 8849.22, "end": 8852.22, "text": " Because people around you are trying to watch the movie."}, {"start": 8852.22, "end": 8854.22, "text": " Oh, the theater is gonna be empty."}, {"start": 8854.22, "end": 8856.22, "text": " Because Spider-Man came out three months ago."}, {"start": 8856.22, "end": 8857.22, "text": " And you knew that happen?"}, {"start": 8857.22, "end": 8859.22, "text": " And I'm not gonna be screening."}, {"start": 8859.22, "end": 8863.22, "text": " Because every time I go to a movie late, like I'm doing now, the theater's always empty."}, {"start": 8863.22, "end": 8865.22, "text": " Nah, bro."}, {"start": 8865.22, "end": 8867.22, "text": " You gotta switch it up, bro."}, {"start": 8867.22, "end": 8868.22, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 8868.22, "end": 8869.22, "text": " You gotta switch it."}, {"start": 8869.22, "end": 8870.22, "text": " Oh, I already paid for the movies."}, {"start": 8870.22, "end": 8872.22, "text": " I will pay for your tickets."}, {"start": 8872.22, "end": 8873.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8873.22, "end": 8874.22, "text": " For what? The movie tickets?"}, {"start": 8874.22, "end": 8875.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8875.22, "end": 8876.22, "text": " I know, you already bought them, right?"}, {"start": 8876.22, "end": 8877.22, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 8877.22, "end": 8880.179999999998, "text": " It didn't go real quick! Why are you so excited with the movie ideas?"}, {"start": 8880.179999999998, "end": 8882.76, "text": " Because the movies is awesome!"}, {"start": 8882.76, "end": 8885.24, "text": " They're awesome I agree, but not for first day!"}, {"start": 8885.24, "end": 8888.5, "text": " Come on! Let's go to dinner, right? Let's go to dinner!"}, {"start": 8888.5, "end": 8891.199999999999, "text": " E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e. Sit across from each other."}, {"start": 8891.199999999999, "end": 8892.859999999999, "text": " And all we have to do is talk!"}, {"start": 8892.859999999999, "end": 8896.72, "text": " Oh, I can get you a deer spot where there's a movie you can sit next to her."}, {"start": 8896.72, "end": 8899.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8899.74, "end": 8901.599999999999, "text": " Okay, I want to go to the movies!"}, {"start": 8901.599999999999, "end": 8902.619999999999, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8902.619999999999, "end": 8904.24, "text": " Movies sound like I'm late night."}, {"start": 8904.24, "end": 8907.32, "text": " I like arcade, maybe minigolfing."}, {"start": 8907.32, "end": 8910.039999999999, "text": " I was like, you could teach her how to minigolf."}, {"start": 8910.039999999999, "end": 8911.88, "text": " All those ideas are better in concept"}, {"start": 8911.88, "end": 8915.6, "text": " and also better later down the line date, bro."}, {"start": 8917.119999999999, "end": 8917.96, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8917.96, "end": 8919.88, "text": " Movie is like more of a second, third date."}, {"start": 8919.88, "end": 8921.8, "text": " No, movie's like a first time,"}, {"start": 8921.8, "end": 8923.44, "text": " like first encounter type thing,"}, {"start": 8923.44, "end": 8925.32, "text": " or second encounter maybe."}, {"start": 8925.32, "end": 8927.199999999999, "text": " I'm about to read the chat, what do they know"}, {"start": 8927.199999999999, "end": 8928.24, "text": " what it is?"}, {"start": 8928.24, "end": 8930.44, "text": " Cause all my chat, they're like sex experts."}, {"start": 8930.44, "end": 8932.039999999999, "text": " They're also dating experts as well."}, {"start": 8932.04, "end": 8935.12, "text": " I don't want to talk, might be that you're a kid,"}, {"start": 8935.12, "end": 8937.240000000002, "text": " I'm scared you're really a rookie."}, {"start": 8937.240000000002, "end": 8939.2, "text": " Yeah bro, you guys all have fucking girlfriends,"}, {"start": 8939.2, "end": 8940.04, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 8940.04, "end": 8943.04, "text": " Yeah, yeah, bro, my whole character are sex demons, man."}, {"start": 8943.04, "end": 8947.880000000001, "text": " Oh, bro, and by the way, bro, like, yo, I'm still,"}, {"start": 8947.880000000001, "end": 8949.400000000001, "text": " listen, all right, let me say something out, bro."}, {"start": 8949.400000000001, "end": 8951.04, "text": " Life being chopped, bro."}, {"start": 8951.04, "end": 8952.240000000002, "text": " You gotta test out the water."}, {"start": 8952.240000000002, "end": 8954.160000000002, "text": " Life being chopped, I don't know what they say."}, {"start": 8954.160000000002, "end": 8955.92, "text": " Listen, like, no, no, I'm saying that."}, {"start": 8955.92, "end": 8957.720000000001, "text": " Life being chopped, or you gotta test out the water,"}, {"start": 8957.720000000001, "end": 8961.12, "text": " bro, all right, we'll just chill, chill live,"}, {"start": 8961.12, "end": 8963.12, "text": " Also"}, {"start": 8964.36, "end": 8968.560000000001, "text": " You're not gonna get to know someone at the movies bro. God"}, {"start": 8979.0, "end": 8981.0, "text": " Okay, okay, okay"}, {"start": 8982.28, "end": 8984.28, "text": " So you're gonna go"}, {"start": 8985.92, "end": 8987.92, "text": " So you didn't tell her today"}, {"start": 8991.12, "end": 8995.560000000001, "text": " Then I'm gonna say all right, I'm a preference to the movies because then I'm gonna bring the greedy goblins"}, {"start": 8995.560000000001, "end": 9000.2, "text": " I'm a break satya run a fire see you see how we have this you can evolve into a different thing"}, {"start": 9002.880000000001, "end": 9005.240000000002, "text": " Good bro, I love going to the movie"}, {"start": 9008.720000000001, "end": 9010.720000000001, "text": " You say what?"}, {"start": 9013.6, "end": 9015.6, "text": " Fuck you in a"}, {"start": 9016.68, "end": 9018.68, "text": " Sabotage bro"}, {"start": 9021.12, "end": 9024.28, "text": " You want content, bro? No, okay"}, {"start": 9031.2, "end": 9033.7, "text": " Yo, bro, did you"}, {"start": 9036.2, "end": 9040.08, "text": " Fuck asshole brush a break check this because you're in the accord bro"}, {"start": 9040.08, "end": 9045.380000000001, "text": " He was like, you know, we're never gonna make that I should break check this fucking don't do it"}, {"start": 9051.12, "end": 9053.12, "text": " Sigh."}, {"start": 9053.12, "end": 9054.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9054.12, "end": 9057.12, "text": " Hey bro, why everything gotta be a joke to you, bro?"}, {"start": 9057.12, "end": 9060.12, "text": " I'm not making it a joke. I'm being genuinely serious."}, {"start": 9060.12, "end": 9064.12, "text": " If you want a good first date, you wanna get to know this person on a deeper level,"}, {"start": 9064.12, "end": 9067.12, "text": " then like a little icebreaker questions,"}, {"start": 9067.12, "end": 9070.12, "text": " because that's all you're gonna slip through on a fucking movie date."}, {"start": 9070.12, "end": 9072.12, "text": " If you wanna actually get to know the person,"}, {"start": 9072.12, "end": 9074.12, "text": " you gotta get cafe,"}, {"start": 9074.12, "end": 9077.12, "text": " we've both already seen the movie, bro."}, {"start": 9077.12, "end": 9082.76, "text": " Then what the fuck is the point of watching?"}, {"start": 9082.76, "end": 9087.44, "text": " So then just take her to your place at that point, bro!"}, {"start": 9087.44, "end": 9089.44, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 9089.44, "end": 9091.44, "text": " Jen Lido!"}, {"start": 9091.44, "end": 9093.44, "text": " That was a good idea!"}, {"start": 9093.44, "end": 9095.44, "text": " I'm going with the idea."}, {"start": 9095.44, "end": 9097.44, "text": " I want to go to the movies."}, {"start": 9097.44, "end": 9099.44, "text": " You must have broken."}, {"start": 9099.44, "end": 9101.44, "text": " Can you watch a horror movie at least?"}, {"start": 9101.44, "end": 9103.44, "text": " I could watch a horror movie."}, {"start": 9103.44, "end": 9105.44, "text": " There is insidious out, but..."}, {"start": 9105.44, "end": 9109.08, "text": " And he's like, I don't know, yeah, sure, fuck it, I'll keep lying."}, {"start": 9109.08, "end": 9111.24, "text": " Since you fucking, since I'm such a fucking loser,"}, {"start": 9111.24, "end": 9113.36, "text": " I'm such a fucking idiot, I don't wanna fucking talk to girls."}, {"start": 9113.36, "end": 9115.52, "text": " I'll fucking go see a horror movie."}, {"start": 9115.52, "end": 9117.2, "text": " God damn, bro."}, {"start": 9117.2, "end": 9119.480000000001, "text": " Fucking Riz master, Riz expert."}, {"start": 9119.480000000001, "end": 9123.560000000001, "text": " Not Riz, it's not Riz, but it's like common knowledge, bro."}, {"start": 9123.560000000001, "end": 9127.08, "text": " Oh, the movie is a cool place to hang out."}, {"start": 9127.08, "end": 9128.0, "text": " I love the movies."}, {"start": 9128.0, "end": 9129.6, "text": " I love the movies too, bro."}, {"start": 9129.6, "end": 9132.92, "text": " We're going to circles now, man."}, {"start": 9132.92, "end": 9134.52, "text": " She, does she seem excited?"}, {"start": 9134.52, "end": 9136.560000000001, "text": " Yes, she was like, yeah, I wanna see a movie."}, {"start": 9136.560000000001, "end": 9138.16, "text": " Yeah, I wanna see Spider-Man."}, {"start": 9138.16, "end": 9140.24, "text": " I should like that, bro."}, {"start": 9140.24, "end": 9142.960000000001, "text": " I listen to Cameraman Swab."}, {"start": 9142.960000000001, "end": 9143.48, "text": " Let me know."}, {"start": 9143.48, "end": 9144.24, "text": " Let me know."}, {"start": 9144.24, "end": 9145.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9145.16, "end": 9146.36, "text": " Let me know, bro."}, {"start": 9146.36, "end": 9146.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9155.04, "end": 9157.32, "text": " Masi said I can't go to Cracker Barrel, bro."}, {"start": 9157.32, "end": 9159.32, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 9159.32, "end": 9160.800000000001, "text": " I was so sad."}, {"start": 9160.800000000001, "end": 9163.560000000001, "text": " How the fuck did you see it was 20 minutes?"}, {"start": 9163.56, "end": 9168.24, "text": " Well they literally said that at the house, I feel like I'm like, God damn, this shit kinda moves, bro!"}, {"start": 9168.24, "end": 9169.34, "text": " What the hell are you, bro?"}, {"start": 9169.34, "end": 9173.84, "text": " Bro, when you was driving in the Maybach, bro, I really could have dusted you, bitch, and I was lucky I gave you a chance."}, {"start": 9173.84, "end": 9174.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9175.8, "end": 9176.74, "text": " Tell them all yesterday."}, {"start": 9176.74, "end": 9177.779999999999, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 9177.779999999999, "end": 9179.119999999999, "text": " Are you laying switch like a hoe?"}, {"start": 9180.039999999999, "end": 9181.88, "text": " Yeah, bro, I'm just swimming."}, {"start": 9181.88, "end": 9184.039999999999, "text": " You don't be swimming, you just be like, I turned now."}, {"start": 9184.039999999999, "end": 9184.88, "text": " No, I don't, bro."}, {"start": 9184.88, "end": 9185.84, "text": " Yes, you do."}, {"start": 9185.84, "end": 9191.519999999999, "text": " As soon as you turn your steering wheel, you're in the next lane, and then somebody behind me gets in front of me, and now I'm two cars behind you, bro."}, {"start": 9192.6, "end": 9193.4, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 9193.4, "end": 9199.539999999999, "text": " I don't instantly turn unless I see you. I like it when I'm here. I'll show the check"}, {"start": 9201.539999999999, "end": 9204.42, "text": " David how am I supposed to know that you turn it so I get behind you"}, {"start": 9206.1, "end": 9208.1, "text": " Where's this fucking gas station ever"}, {"start": 9209.9, "end": 9212.46, "text": " I even turn all my fuck no, that's the highway"}, {"start": 9223.4, "end": 9233.16, "text": " filling gas or YBG segment yeah let me know let me know"}, {"start": 9238.6, "end": 9244.56, "text": " actual fucking cinema boys bro I wanted to go to the restaurant"}, {"start": 9244.56, "end": 9246.56, "text": " What's the sign?"}, {"start": 9248.56, "end": 9251.56, "text": " There's no substitute for cracker bro, what else is racist?"}, {"start": 9251.56, "end": 9253.56, "text": " What's a racist ass restaurant?"}, {"start": 9254.56, "end": 9256.56, "text": " Most racist restaurant in Los Angeles."}, {"start": 9256.56, "end": 9257.56, "text": " Wait, is that on the left or the right?"}, {"start": 9257.56, "end": 9258.56, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 9258.56, "end": 9259.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9265.56, "end": 9266.56, "text": " Alright, yeah."}, {"start": 9267.56, "end": 9273.56, "text": " Hey, if y'all don't know, this is the same car, I mean gas station."}, {"start": 9273.56, "end": 9279.24, "text": " I mean gas station we did the core car video and the core tiktok right here"}, {"start": 9280.58, "end": 9282.58, "text": " Holy legendary"}, {"start": 9283.26, "end": 9287.58, "text": " You gotta press you gotta push it and you gotta press on this little thing by the door"}, {"start": 9292.699999999999, "end": 9294.699999999999, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 9303.56, "end": 9313.0, "text": " all right I'm using plus I'm gonna tap bro it's you know that's a I'm gonna"}, {"start": 9313.0, "end": 9319.48, "text": " tap versus in star it's our car all right how much does it take usually"}, {"start": 9319.48, "end": 9326.0, "text": " well not like here bro like like 16 point you get pre-own yet we get"}, {"start": 9356.0, "end": 9358.0, "text": " How does the road survive?"}, {"start": 9358.0, "end": 9360.0, "text": " Yeah bro."}, {"start": 9362.0, "end": 9364.0, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9372.0, "end": 9374.0, "text": " How you doing today sir?"}, {"start": 9374.0, "end": 9378.0, "text": " Uh, I'd like to do $60 on Punct 60s."}, {"start": 9378.0, "end": 9380.0, "text": " 60s?"}, {"start": 9380.0, "end": 9382.0, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9382.0, "end": 9384.0, "text": " Also, can I get a hot dog?"}, {"start": 9384.0, "end": 9386.0, "text": " Hot dog? What?"}, {"start": 9386.0, "end": 9388.0, "text": " One hot dog"}, {"start": 9388.0, "end": 9390.0, "text": " Thank you man, thank you"}, {"start": 9390.0, "end": 9392.0, "text": " You"}, {"start": 9394.0, "end": 9396.0, "text": " Thank you so much sir"}, {"start": 9396.0, "end": 9398.0, "text": " I can just grab a hot dog"}, {"start": 9398.0, "end": 9400.0, "text": " Thank you sir"}, {"start": 9402.0, "end": 9404.0, "text": " Which hot dog?"}, {"start": 9406.0, "end": 9408.0, "text": " Which one do you suggest sir?"}, {"start": 9408.0, "end": 9410.0, "text": " This is a..."}, {"start": 9410.0, "end": 9412.0, "text": " Let's keep moving, let's keep going."}, {"start": 9417.0, "end": 9419.0, "text": " Don't be afraid."}, {"start": 9420.0, "end": 9423.0, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 9425.0, "end": 9426.0, "text": " How's your day, sir?"}, {"start": 9426.0, "end": 9427.0, "text": " Good, good."}, {"start": 9427.0, "end": 9428.0, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty good, sir."}, {"start": 9428.0, "end": 9429.0, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 9429.0, "end": 9431.0, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 9433.0, "end": 9434.0, "text": " Hey, people."}, {"start": 9434.0, "end": 9435.0, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 9435.0, "end": 9436.0, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 9436.0, "end": 9439.0, "text": " I was supposed to go to the most racist restaurant in America."}, {"start": 9439.0, "end": 9445.88, "text": " So they did it wasn't close so they're not decided really needed to gas for this man right here"}, {"start": 9456.0, "end": 9458.0, "text": " Just gonna get a gift for that"}, {"start": 9469.0, "end": 9471.0, "text": " Oh, this one?"}, {"start": 9471.0, "end": 9476.0, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 9476.0, "end": 9479.0, "text": " My name is Chino."}, {"start": 9479.0, "end": 9482.0, "text": " Where are you from, sir?"}, {"start": 9482.0, "end": 9484.0, "text": " From Mexico."}, {"start": 9484.0, "end": 9486.0, "text": " From Mexico?"}, {"start": 9486.0, "end": 9488.0, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 9488.0, "end": 9490.0, "text": " I'm from Mexico."}, {"start": 9490.0, "end": 9492.0, "text": " I'm from Mexico."}, {"start": 9492.0, "end": 9494.0, "text": " I'm from Mexico."}, {"start": 9494.0, "end": 9496.0, "text": " I'm from Mexico."}, {"start": 9496.0, "end": 9498.0, "text": " I'm from Mexico."}, {"start": 9498.0, "end": 9500.0, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9500.0, "end": 9502.0, "text": " I'll just use the little pen and paper."}, {"start": 9502.0, "end": 9506.0, "text": " Um, Mexican Independence Day is coming up."}, {"start": 9514.0, "end": 9516.0, "text": " What do you do? Uh, you do?"}, {"start": 9518.0, "end": 9519.0, "text": " Oh, Jose."}, {"start": 9520.0, "end": 9522.0, "text": " And what do you do, Jose?"}, {"start": 9528.0, "end": 9530.0, "text": " It's good hot dogs."}, {"start": 9530.0, "end": 9532.0, "text": " It's the white dude."}, {"start": 9532.0, "end": 9534.0, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 9534.0, "end": 9536.0, "text": " Well your dad doesn't..."}, {"start": 9536.0, "end": 9538.0, "text": " I think I dad likes it."}, {"start": 9538.0, "end": 9540.0, "text": " He's calling me."}, {"start": 9540.0, "end": 9542.0, "text": " Episodes call him in."}, {"start": 9542.0, "end": 9544.0, "text": " Yo, Bev."}, {"start": 9544.0, "end": 9546.0, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 9546.0, "end": 9548.0, "text": " Yo, Bev, you want a hot dog?"}, {"start": 9548.0, "end": 9550.0, "text": " Uh, I don't think so. You need a Gatorade?"}, {"start": 9550.0, "end": 9552.0, "text": " Gatorade? Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 9552.0, "end": 9554.0, "text": " You just surprised me on the slaver."}, {"start": 9554.0, "end": 9556.0, "text": " I was surprised you."}, {"start": 9556.0, "end": 9558.0, "text": " I'll try one of these."}, {"start": 9558.0, "end": 9560.0, "text": " Do you want to try?"}, {"start": 9561.0, "end": 9563.0, "text": " Do you want to try?"}, {"start": 9572.0, "end": 9574.0, "text": " I'm going to eat it right now."}, {"start": 9574.0, "end": 9576.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9576.0, "end": 9578.0, "text": " I'm going to be there."}, {"start": 9580.0, "end": 9582.0, "text": " Left."}, {"start": 9582.0, "end": 9585.0, "text": " All of the MC, what flavor do you want, what I want, right?"}, {"start": 9585.0, "end": 9588.0, "text": " I mean, you can't go wrong with the light blue flavor."}, {"start": 9588.0, "end": 9590.0, "text": " Hydrate's better than water."}, {"start": 9596.0, "end": 9599.0, "text": " Say hello to the skaters as well."}, {"start": 9629.0, "end": 9648.4, "text": " 3, 2, 1, go!"}, {"start": 9648.4, "end": 9649.4, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 9649.4, "end": 9653.92, "text": " What a segment of the year it's coming up, bro."}, {"start": 9654.8, "end": 9658.8, "text": " Fucking go boys. Got a gate array for Betsy. Hide that for a doubt"}, {"start": 9661.86, "end": 9669.4, "text": " Incredible bro. Yes, chat. This is my new whip. I know we went test over turbo s test over"}, {"start": 9669.4, "end": 9672.1, "text": " Aston Martin Vantage s, but listen y'all"}, {"start": 9673.8, "end": 9678.28, "text": " Pops called me. It's like, yo you wasting money on this still gonna buy a house for me"}, {"start": 9678.28, "end": 9681.0, "text": " I was like, you know what you write back set it for the"}, {"start": 9681.0, "end": 9691.32, "text": " bad boy himself I'm not a poor be we got a v4 engine in here shit goes 0 to 16"}, {"start": 9691.32, "end": 9695.8, "text": " in approximately 30 seconds you feel me this shit this shit can really whip"}, {"start": 9695.8, "end": 9702.8, "text": " bro so yeah hopefully y'all enjoyed the YouTube video the car videos but this"}, {"start": 9702.800000000001, "end": 9706.28, "text": " right here this is what I settled for"}, {"start": 9706.28, "end": 9710.160000000002, "text": " New Jersey license plates but yeah yeah"}, {"start": 9710.160000000002, "end": 9714.76, "text": " he's intense for sure but we're decking out bro it's gonna be good it's gonna be"}, {"start": 9714.76, "end": 9720.320000000002, "text": " fine let me see there let me see let me see this cracker bro there's got to be"}, {"start": 9720.320000000002, "end": 9726.12, "text": " one closer do you try both the max"}, {"start": 9726.880000000001, "end": 9728.880000000001, "text": " We go Apple Maps"}, {"start": 9734.640000000001, "end": 9738.84, "text": " There's a toasted barrel the fuck is a toasted barrel closed"}, {"start": 9742.36, "end": 9744.86, "text": " Cracker barrel 24 miles"}, {"start": 9747.36, "end": 9752.52, "text": " 24 fucking miles damn what's gonna take us across the fucking planet 28 minute drive"}, {"start": 9757.0, "end": 9759.0, "text": " I'm good"}, {"start": 9759.0, "end": 9761.0, "text": " new tire segment"}, {"start": 9763.1, "end": 9765.0, "text": " That's not bad"}, {"start": 9765.0, "end": 9768.08, "text": " Chad 30 minutes for a second. Are we dead ass?"}, {"start": 9769.08, "end": 9772.08, "text": " 30 minute 5 minute eating sake 30 minute drive back home"}, {"start": 9773.400000000001, "end": 9775.400000000001, "text": " Is that worth it?"}, {"start": 9778.640000000001, "end": 9780.76, "text": " But that's a good like you to video"}, {"start": 9786.12, "end": 9788.12, "text": " Bye YBG, it's tasty."}, {"start": 9788.12, "end": 9790.12, "text": " Psst. Yo, no, bro."}, {"start": 9790.12, "end": 9793.12, "text": " I did ask if this should be the display, bro."}, {"start": 9793.12, "end": 9795.12, "text": " Alright, call them, bro."}, {"start": 9795.12, "end": 9797.12, "text": " No, no, you're scaring me, son. You're scaring me."}, {"start": 9797.12, "end": 9799.12, "text": " But you get us to be like, you get us to like her."}, {"start": 9799.12, "end": 9802.12, "text": " Oh, well, I used to be my dream girl."}, {"start": 9802.12, "end": 9807.12, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 9807.12, "end": 9809.12, "text": " Lay him by the feet."}, {"start": 9809.12, "end": 9812.12, "text": " Hi, bro. Hi, bitch."}, {"start": 9812.12, "end": 9814.12, "text": " I'm not doing this shit."}, {"start": 9814.12, "end": 9815.400000000001, "text": " I'm not doing this shit."}, {"start": 9815.400000000001, "end": 9816.62, "text": " You, you want to..."}, {"start": 9816.62, "end": 9818.460000000001, "text": " Bro, tell me, you take one of my fits, bro."}, {"start": 9818.460000000001, "end": 9819.560000000001, "text": " I'll take one of your fits."}, {"start": 9819.560000000001, "end": 9820.36, "text": " You want to take one of my fits?"}, {"start": 9820.36, "end": 9821.460000000001, "text": " Hell yeah!"}, {"start": 9822.800000000001, "end": 9823.42, "text": " Are you..."}, {"start": 9823.42, "end": 9824.300000000001, "text": " Did we fit the same?"}, {"start": 9824.300000000001, "end": 9825.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9825.1, "end": 9825.76, "text": " It's about..."}, {"start": 9825.76, "end": 9826.36, "text": " What about, what about..."}, {"start": 9826.36, "end": 9827.800000000001, "text": " Well, there you go, see you."}, {"start": 9827.800000000001, "end": 9829.460000000001, "text": " What about, uh..."}, {"start": 9829.460000000001, "end": 9830.800000000001, "text": " What about the fits I gave you, bro?"}, {"start": 9830.800000000001, "end": 9831.1, "text": " But let's..."}, {"start": 9831.1, "end": 9832.160000000002, "text": " Oh, I got, oh, I got..."}, {"start": 9832.160000000002, "end": 9833.060000000001, "text": " You're going to a..."}, {"start": 9833.060000000001, "end": 9835.300000000001, "text": " Alright, real question is, bro..."}, {"start": 9835.300000000001, "end": 9836.800000000001, "text": " You're wearing sweats to the theater?"}, {"start": 9836.800000000001, "end": 9837.960000000001, "text": " You're wearing jeans."}, {"start": 9837.960000000001, "end": 9838.820000000002, "text": " You're wearing sweats."}, {"start": 9838.820000000002, "end": 9839.720000000001, "text": " You're wearing sweats?"}, {"start": 9839.720000000001, "end": 9840.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9840.720000000001, "end": 9841.92, "text": " I know the method, bro."}, {"start": 9841.92, "end": 9842.720000000001, "text": " You're a weirdo."}, {"start": 9842.720000000001, "end": 9843.720000000001, "text": " I know the method."}, {"start": 9843.72, "end": 9845.56, "text": " You're, you're weird."}, {"start": 9845.56, "end": 9846.8, "text": " Hey, I got you weird."}, {"start": 9846.8, "end": 9848.16, "text": " I know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 9848.16, "end": 9849.84, "text": " You're weird, bro."}, {"start": 9849.84, "end": 9852.48, "text": " I know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 9852.48, "end": 9854.08, "text": " You're a sick-twisted me, you know that?"}, {"start": 9854.08, "end": 9855.439999999999, "text": " I'm not sick, bro."}, {"start": 9855.439999999999, "end": 9858.0, "text": " I just, I see through you, bro."}, {"start": 9858.0, "end": 9858.84, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 9858.84, "end": 9859.679999999998, "text": " I see through you."}, {"start": 9859.679999999998, "end": 9861.08, "text": " What's the point of wearing sweats at the theater?"}, {"start": 9861.08, "end": 9862.16, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 9862.16, "end": 9863.359999999999, "text": " I'm wearing sweats, because all I have,"}, {"start": 9863.359999999999, "end": 9864.48, "text": " I didn't pack any jeans to LA."}, {"start": 9864.48, "end": 9865.32, "text": " What am I saying?"}, {"start": 9865.32, "end": 9867.119999999999, "text": " I guess you didn't pack any jeans."}, {"start": 9867.119999999999, "end": 9867.96, "text": " I guess you don't have any,"}, {"start": 9867.96, "end": 9869.439999999999, "text": " a pair of, one pair of jeans in LA?"}, {"start": 9869.439999999999, "end": 9870.56, "text": " I don't have a pair of jeans in LA."}, {"start": 9870.56, "end": 9871.679999999998, "text": " I'll fucking guess, bro."}, {"start": 9871.68, "end": 9873.68, "text": " That's the shortest that's it"}, {"start": 9873.92, "end": 9878.12, "text": " Wearing wearing sweats on the first day. This is even a day, bro"}, {"start": 9879.6, "end": 9881.6, "text": " Hey, I was so excited to tell you to"}, {"start": 9886.24, "end": 9890.76, "text": " I'm gonna help and you got to see"}, {"start": 9891.56, "end": 9895.2, "text": " You got to see in my point of view bro. If my man's go on a date"}, {"start": 9895.7, "end": 9898.220000000001, "text": " I want it to be the best first day ever"}, {"start": 9898.22, "end": 9906.3, "text": " So if I hear movie I'm like, uhh movie is like, movie is I'm gonna be honest not the best first date, but"}, {"start": 9906.3, "end": 9911.22, "text": " Poor movie. Now we're talking. Now, BUNNY G-KILL!"}, {"start": 9911.22, "end": 9913.22, "text": " YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 9913.22, "end": 9915.22, "text": " Alright, let's go let's go."}, {"start": 9928.22, "end": 9932.56, "text": " all right i'll watch the city"}, {"start": 9932.56, "end": 9935.539999999999, "text": " see it's calling him ybg"}, {"start": 9935.539999999999, "end": 9936.539999999999, "text": " nah it's coming"}, {"start": 9936.539999999999, "end": 9937.539999999999, "text": " wait i don't have the keys"}, {"start": 9937.539999999999, "end": 9938.539999999999, "text": " no"}, {"start": 9938.539999999999, "end": 9939.539999999999, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 9939.539999999999, "end": 9940.539999999999, "text": " my gear"}, {"start": 9940.539999999999, "end": 9952.539999999999, "text": " oh my god idea bro"}, {"start": 9952.54, "end": 9966.140000000001, "text": " oh my god idea I remember McDonald's just released the one piece meal oh my god"}, {"start": 9966.140000000001, "end": 9971.1, "text": " September 15th never mind from boy has a minecraft cookie come on minecraft"}, {"start": 9971.1, "end": 9977.94, "text": " cookie just came out my friend my crack we just came out swear it god my dog"}, {"start": 9977.94, "end": 9979.94, "text": " Let's go get that fucking crumbled cookie."}, {"start": 9979.94, "end": 9980.94, "text": " I freaking go."}, {"start": 9980.94, "end": 9987.94, "text": " Alright chat, we're gonna be trying the new viral Minecraft cookie from Crumble Cookie,"}, {"start": 9987.94, "end": 9992.94, "text": " and we're gonna get a, um, the dirty sprite soda."}, {"start": 9992.94, "end": 9995.94, "text": " Oh, what are the fuck they call?"}, {"start": 9995.94, "end": 9999.94, "text": " Here we go, boys, let's go."}, {"start": 9999.94, "end": 10001.94, "text": " What's it called? Lacy knows what it's called."}, {"start": 10001.94, "end": 10003.94, "text": " What is it called?"}, {"start": 10003.94, "end": 10007.26, "text": " Slop hot cheeto cookie"}, {"start": 10009.220000000001, "end": 10011.42, "text": " Heart attack heart attack"}, {"start": 10013.54, "end": 10015.54, "text": " Minecraft cookie look fire"}, {"start": 10026.9, "end": 10031.060000000001, "text": " Three-minute driving say into a 15 minute eating saying into a five-minute driving"}, {"start": 10033.94, "end": 10041.74, "text": " Maxed out fucking combo of food just got word though the hot cheeto crumble cookie apparently"}, {"start": 10042.58, "end": 10049.42, "text": " Not selling anymore. They're not selling anymore for some reason wrong. That shit literally lasted not even a day"}, {"start": 10052.140000000001, "end": 10054.140000000001, "text": " What"}, {"start": 10054.14, "end": 10067.82, "text": " What about my phone maybe go through the messages or something? I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've read them"}, {"start": 10067.82, "end": 10075.699999999999, "text": " bro. Wait, how would you know? Well, what did you take your text? Oh, yeah, yeah, got it. I got it."}, {"start": 10075.7, "end": 10087.5, "text": " Hey they got cat treats at crumble cookie does anybody know burger and get a pop cup"}, {"start": 10087.5, "end": 10094.66, "text": " a what for cat bro pop cups are for cats to lady loves pop cups"}, {"start": 10124.66, "end": 10126.66, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 10134.1, "end": 10138.539999999999, "text": " Oh bro does how does it go back? That's good. I said no, but how does it never do that?"}, {"start": 10140.5, "end": 10142.5, "text": " I text"}, {"start": 10154.66, "end": 10161.66, "text": " There's a car there, a car."}, {"start": 10168.42, "end": 10170.88, "text": " But I'm not like I'm not a Minecraft, you're a racist."}, {"start": 10170.88, "end": 10171.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10171.94, "end": 10173.76, "text": " You're still your racist bitch."}, {"start": 10173.76, "end": 10175.76, "text": " I'm not a racist bitch."}, {"start": 10175.76, "end": 10177.0, "text": " I go back home."}, {"start": 10177.0, "end": 10178.74, "text": " Now you gotta be racist like Crumble."}, {"start": 10178.74, "end": 10181.24, "text": " I don't have my Minecraft feet."}, {"start": 10181.24, "end": 10184.28, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10184.28, "end": 10186.28, "text": " Every race is a crumble bro"}, {"start": 10186.28, "end": 10188.28, "text": " What are they saying bro?"}, {"start": 10188.28, "end": 10191.28, "text": " I don't like going on a crumble with no microfit"}, {"start": 10191.28, "end": 10194.28, "text": " It's crazy, not even a diamond sword bro"}, {"start": 10194.28, "end": 10197.28, "text": " Oh my god bro, you can't let it stand"}, {"start": 10197.28, "end": 10199.28, "text": " Oh but then I gotta go home"}, {"start": 10199.28, "end": 10202.28, "text": " They saying go home, they saying go home bro"}, {"start": 10202.28, "end": 10203.28, "text": " When they turn this bitch around"}, {"start": 10203.28, "end": 10204.28, "text": " Are you dead ass?"}, {"start": 10204.28, "end": 10205.28, "text": " They spam and change"}, {"start": 10205.28, "end": 10208.28, "text": " I swear to god, I'm a right turn away from this couple"}, {"start": 10208.28, "end": 10210.28, "text": " They are screaming, go home and change"}, {"start": 10210.28, "end": 10212.28, "text": " Like literally they're screeching"}, {"start": 10212.28, "end": 10213.28, "text": " There's no way bro"}, {"start": 10213.28, "end": 10216.36, "text": " It's like a blood girdling fucking scream, bro."}, {"start": 10217.16, "end": 10220.36, "text": " Bro, dad, yo, I'm literally right fucking here."}, {"start": 10220.36, "end": 10221.960000000001, "text": " They're literally begging you, bro."}, {"start": 10221.960000000001, "end": 10224.28, "text": " So, so, so, go home."}, {"start": 10224.28, "end": 10226.320000000002, "text": " Go home, James. Come back to me."}, {"start": 10226.320000000002, "end": 10227.16, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 10227.16, "end": 10228.76, "text": " So they're saying, bro, go home."}, {"start": 10228.76, "end": 10231.2, "text": " Go home and James. You're going on Twitter, bro."}, {"start": 10231.2, "end": 10232.08, "text": " What the fuck do you mean I'm going on Twitter?"}, {"start": 10232.08, "end": 10233.560000000001, "text": " I don't know why someone said you're going on Twitter."}, {"start": 10233.560000000001, "end": 10234.76, "text": " What the fuck? I don't know."}, {"start": 10234.76, "end": 10236.12, "text": " I don't want to go on Twitter, bro."}, {"start": 10236.12, "end": 10237.12, "text": " It's too fucking bad."}, {"start": 10239.2, "end": 10240.800000000001, "text": " If you're not on content, go home."}, {"start": 10240.800000000001, "end": 10245.320000000002, "text": " I'm on content, uh, so I don't know how to go on?"}, {"start": 10245.320000000002, "end": 10246.820000000002, "text": " Well, that's just an expression."}, {"start": 10246.820000000002, "end": 10248.820000000002, "text": " I just didn't control it."}, {"start": 10248.820000000002, "end": 10250.320000000002, "text": " So go on!"}, {"start": 10250.320000000002, "end": 10252.320000000002, "text": " You're still patient on rolling, bro."}, {"start": 10252.320000000002, "end": 10253.320000000002, "text": " No, I'm not, bro."}, {"start": 10253.320000000002, "end": 10254.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, go on."}, {"start": 10254.320000000002, "end": 10257.320000000002, "text": " I'm on right turn away from running, bro."}, {"start": 10257.320000000002, "end": 10260.820000000002, "text": " No, you're turning left, so..."}, {"start": 10260.820000000002, "end": 10264.820000000002, "text": " I'm taking the direction right now."}, {"start": 10264.820000000002, "end": 10266.820000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10266.820000000002, "end": 10268.820000000002, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 10268.820000000002, "end": 10269.820000000002, "text": " I'm pro."}, {"start": 10269.82, "end": 10272.22, "text": " What the fuck am I doing, bro? I'm just gonna take a right turn, bro."}, {"start": 10272.22, "end": 10273.72, "text": " What if I don't even have a Minecraft fish?"}, {"start": 10273.72, "end": 10274.32, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10274.32, "end": 10276.119999999999, "text": " I don't even have a Minecraft fish!"}, {"start": 10276.119999999999, "end": 10277.72, "text": " Alright, let's get a target and get a blue shirt then."}, {"start": 10277.72, "end": 10279.72, "text": " Are you at your fo- what the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10279.72, "end": 10281.72, "text": " Bro, Steve from Minecraft wears a fucking blue shirt!"}, {"start": 10281.72, "end": 10283.92, "text": " Go ahead and hunt a quarter-front of this guy and get him left lane."}, {"start": 10283.92, "end": 10285.92, "text": " No, bro!"}, {"start": 10285.92, "end": 10288.52, "text": " I'm taking a right and we're going to crumble cookie."}, {"start": 10288.52, "end": 10290.72, "text": " Oh, we should really go to Target and get a blue shirt, bro."}, {"start": 10290.72, "end": 10291.72, "text": " You'll be in Steve's."}, {"start": 10291.72, "end": 10292.72, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 10292.72, "end": 10296.22, "text": " Fucking Agent Steve, bro. I had this guy on Minecraft Xbox."}, {"start": 10297.22, "end": 10299.22, "text": " I don't have any- I mean, have any-"}, {"start": 10299.22, "end": 10302.8, "text": " Yeah, Bolo, Targas, Bolo, Targas, Blue Shirt, Light Blue Shirt."}, {"start": 10302.8, "end": 10304.8, "text": " Ah, bro, I'm about to get this cookie."}, {"start": 10304.8, "end": 10308.4, "text": " You're breaking our immersion. I'm not alive, but I'm about to click off the screen."}, {"start": 10308.4, "end": 10309.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10309.4, "end": 10310.4, "text": " I'm about to click off the screen."}, {"start": 10310.4, "end": 10312.4, "text": " You won't see me get the cookie."}, {"start": 10312.4, "end": 10314.4, "text": " Oh, you're right, bro."}, {"start": 10314.4, "end": 10316.4, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 10316.4, "end": 10321.9, "text": " This is a very nice reliable car, just like that."}, {"start": 10321.9, "end": 10323.9, "text": " Oh, that's what I'm saying, bro."}, {"start": 10323.9, "end": 10325.9, "text": " You generally don't need any other car."}, {"start": 10325.9, "end": 10327.9, "text": " I haven't worked on it at all."}, {"start": 10327.9, "end": 10329.9, "text": " We got the tires changed, never did anything."}, {"start": 10329.9, "end": 10331.9, "text": " Let me see if I can reverse it."}, {"start": 10331.9, "end": 10333.9, "text": " Yeah, it's gonna be impossible."}, {"start": 10333.9, "end": 10335.9, "text": " My navigation system does not work."}, {"start": 10335.9, "end": 10336.9, "text": " I don't bet."}, {"start": 10336.9, "end": 10338.9, "text": " I guess we'll have to go all the way to fucking Texas, baby."}, {"start": 10338.9, "end": 10340.9, "text": " All we need is the mirrors."}, {"start": 10340.9, "end": 10342.9, "text": " We'll have to get the back mirrors, baby."}, {"start": 10342.9, "end": 10344.9, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10345.9, "end": 10347.9, "text": " It's just like not really buddying."}, {"start": 10347.9, "end": 10349.9, "text": " I don't prefer it."}, {"start": 10351.9, "end": 10353.9, "text": " She's a dead-ass waiter for me to climb down here."}, {"start": 10353.9, "end": 10355.9, "text": " I'm dead-ass."}, {"start": 10355.9, "end": 10356.9, "text": " I think so"}, {"start": 10359.9, "end": 10360.9, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 10360.9, "end": 10361.9, "text": " Yeah, I know"}, {"start": 10362.9, "end": 10363.9, "text": " Talk to me"}, {"start": 10363.9, "end": 10365.9, "text": " Don't ever call me a driver"}, {"start": 10370.9, "end": 10371.9, "text": " Push"}, {"start": 10380.9, "end": 10381.9, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10381.9, "end": 10387.9, "text": " bro you think she gonna bring her friends or not"}, {"start": 10387.9, "end": 10389.9, "text": " you have to call her and ask"}, {"start": 10389.9, "end": 10391.9, "text": " yeah I got to call her"}, {"start": 10391.9, "end": 10393.9, "text": " you got to call her"}, {"start": 10393.9, "end": 10396.9, "text": " and does she like tune in to streaming"}, {"start": 10396.9, "end": 10399.9, "text": " not that tuned in not that type of thing"}, {"start": 10399.9, "end": 10400.9, "text": " not that type of thing"}, {"start": 10400.9, "end": 10402.9, "text": " she went to a code party though"}, {"start": 10402.9, "end": 10404.9, "text": " yeah I know but it was her friend her friend"}, {"start": 10404.9, "end": 10405.9, "text": " her friend when they were together"}, {"start": 10405.9, "end": 10407.9, "text": " okay so so does she know who you are"}, {"start": 10407.9, "end": 10408.9, "text": " or does she know YBG"}, {"start": 10408.9, "end": 10410.9, "text": " I don't think so I don't even know if she knows you"}, {"start": 10410.9, "end": 10415.34, "text": " She know YBG, I know it's a she only know Michael Taylor. She only knows Michael"}, {"start": 10417.22, "end": 10422.34, "text": " I'm not like status maxi is one of the strongest ways, so I'm not alive"}, {"start": 10422.34, "end": 10424.66, "text": " You better say yo, yeah, you gotta look me up"}, {"start": 10429.699999999999, "end": 10432.64, "text": " All right, let's get the muckin let's get to fucking muckin bussie"}, {"start": 10433.5, "end": 10438.359999999999, "text": " I'm old cookie here. We are so yeah, I'm gonna eat here. Oh, that's a good question"}, {"start": 10438.36, "end": 10439.36, "text": " I should."}, {"start": 10439.36, "end": 10440.36, "text": " YBG the ticket."}, {"start": 10440.36, "end": 10441.36, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 10441.36, "end": 10442.36, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10442.36, "end": 10447.560000000001, "text": " Should we eat here at outside of crumble cookie or should we go home?"}, {"start": 10447.560000000001, "end": 10448.560000000001, "text": " Here?"}, {"start": 10448.560000000001, "end": 10449.560000000001, "text": " Home."}, {"start": 10449.560000000001, "end": 10455.16, "text": " I think might as well go home, bro."}, {"start": 10455.16, "end": 10455.960000000001, "text": " Welcome to crumble."}, {"start": 10468.36, "end": 10470.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10498.36, "end": 10500.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10528.36, "end": 10530.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10558.36, "end": 10560.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10588.36, "end": 10590.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10618.36, "end": 10620.36, "text": " You"}, {"start": 10678.36, "end": 10682.800000000001, "text": " You want out this one's this one's a bumblebee cookie the chicken cookie"}, {"start": 10684.480000000001, "end": 10686.480000000001, "text": " Enderman cookie"}, {"start": 10687.04, "end": 10689.04, "text": " Minecraft block"}, {"start": 10693.12, "end": 10695.12, "text": " This is"}, {"start": 10699.04, "end": 10701.62, "text": " Yeah, I mean let me come in here to no one"}, {"start": 10704.960000000001, "end": 10706.960000000001, "text": " Thank God in a go bruh"}, {"start": 10708.36, "end": 10710.36, "text": " You look like a dirt block."}, {"start": 10710.36, "end": 10711.36, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 10711.36, "end": 10714.36, "text": " Like one that was harvested by a hoe."}, {"start": 10714.36, "end": 10716.36, "text": " Harvested by a hoe, I mean."}, {"start": 10716.36, "end": 10718.36, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 10718.36, "end": 10720.36, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 10720.36, "end": 10722.36, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 10726.36, "end": 10728.36, "text": " No, no, no, that's crazy."}, {"start": 10728.36, "end": 10730.36, "text": " I want you to go back and get the tools."}, {"start": 10732.36, "end": 10734.36, "text": " I ain't letting you have this."}, {"start": 10738.36, "end": 10740.36, "text": " I ain't alive."}, {"start": 10745.36, "end": 10747.36, "text": " Oh, thank you so much."}, {"start": 10747.36, "end": 10748.36, "text": " That was a good question."}, {"start": 10748.36, "end": 10749.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10749.36, "end": 10751.36, "text": " Did y'all have that solo that y'all made?"}, {"start": 10751.36, "end": 10752.36, "text": " Uh, you mean the Dairy Sonnet?"}, {"start": 10752.36, "end": 10753.36, "text": " The Dairy Sonnet."}, {"start": 10753.36, "end": 10754.36, "text": " Yeah, I know what this looks like, shit."}, {"start": 10754.36, "end": 10757.36, "text": " I think the closest one is Norvage."}, {"start": 10757.36, "end": 10758.36, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10758.36, "end": 10760.36, "text": " Yeah, I know they did."}, {"start": 10760.36, "end": 10761.36, "text": " Okay, thank you so much."}, {"start": 10761.36, "end": 10763.36, "text": " Yeah, of course. I'm gonna take this."}, {"start": 10763.36, "end": 10765.36, "text": " My crack. I love my crack."}, {"start": 10765.36, "end": 10766.36, "text": " You too."}, {"start": 10766.36, "end": 10776.36, "text": " She's got Minecraft Cookies!"}, {"start": 10776.36, "end": 10787.84, "text": " Let's go home, yeah."}, {"start": 10787.84, "end": 10789.34, "text": " Maybe offer one to Betsy."}, {"start": 10789.34, "end": 10790.34, "text": " Betsy loves mine."}, {"start": 10790.34, "end": 10791.34, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10791.34, "end": 10792.34, "text": " No trip!"}, {"start": 10792.34, "end": 10794.34, "text": " Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 10794.34, "end": 10796.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10796.34, "end": 10798.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10798.34, "end": 10800.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10800.34, "end": 10802.34, "text": " Nothing like a day in Calabasas, bro."}, {"start": 10802.34, "end": 10804.34, "text": " That's like a G.C.A., man."}, {"start": 10804.34, "end": 10806.34, "text": " Should I call Jayden Smith?"}, {"start": 10806.34, "end": 10808.34, "text": " Yeah, you might as well."}, {"start": 10808.34, "end": 10810.34, "text": " I'll call Jayden Smith"}, {"start": 10810.34, "end": 10812.34, "text": " if you call your girl."}, {"start": 10814.34, "end": 10816.34, "text": " Oh, it's both high stakes."}, {"start": 10816.34, "end": 10818.34, "text": " I didn't ask for her phone number."}, {"start": 10818.34, "end": 10820.34, "text": " What? I didn't ask for her phone number."}, {"start": 10820.34, "end": 10822.460000000001, "text": " She's lined up with her, you don't got her number."}, {"start": 10822.460000000001, "end": 10823.3, "text": " You call this a girl?"}, {"start": 10823.3, "end": 10824.86, "text": " What's so funny?"}, {"start": 10824.86, "end": 10826.7, "text": " You call her on Instagram, bro."}, {"start": 10826.7, "end": 10827.94, "text": " Dude, I'm scared."}, {"start": 10827.94, "end": 10828.74, "text": " I don't want you."}, {"start": 10828.74, "end": 10830.02, "text": " No, I don't want to."}, {"start": 10830.02, "end": 10831.02, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 10831.02, "end": 10833.02, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10833.02, "end": 10835.02, "text": " You don't feel pressured."}, {"start": 10835.02, "end": 10836.02, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10836.02, "end": 10838.02, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 10838.02, "end": 10839.02, "text": " What's that you put me first?"}, {"start": 10839.02, "end": 10840.02, "text": " Sure, kid."}, {"start": 10842.02, "end": 10843.14, "text": " Are you gone for now?"}, {"start": 10843.14, "end": 10844.54, "text": " Yeah, I'm off, bro."}, {"start": 10844.54, "end": 10846.14, "text": " How'd you spot me?"}, {"start": 10846.14, "end": 10848.18, "text": " That's how you walked me out with a minecraft."}, {"start": 10848.18, "end": 10851.18, "text": " Hey, I'm trying to try to get the new crumbled cookies."}, {"start": 10852.18, "end": 10853.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10853.18, "end": 10854.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10854.18, "end": 10855.18, "text": " Alright, I'm going."}, {"start": 10857.18, "end": 10858.18, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 10863.18, "end": 10865.18, "text": " We have a lot of loot here, bro."}, {"start": 10865.18, "end": 10867.18, "text": " But maybe a bit too much loot here."}, {"start": 10868.18, "end": 10872.18, "text": " Gatorade, hot dog, crumble cookie."}, {"start": 10872.18, "end": 10874.18, "text": " A lot of fucking loot, boys."}, {"start": 10875.18, "end": 10876.18, "text": " Time to go home."}, {"start": 10878.18, "end": 10883.18, "text": " And we're off."}, {"start": 10883.18, "end": 10888.18, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 10888.18, "end": 10893.18, "text": " You think, huh?"}, {"start": 10893.18, "end": 10894.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10894.18, "end": 10898.18, "text": " Hot dog's getting cold, bro."}, {"start": 10898.18, "end": 10899.18, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 10899.18, "end": 10923.66, "text": " I mean bro I definitely know that like getting the phone number super easy but"}, {"start": 10923.66, "end": 10928.66, "text": " Like, you know, it's slow down, you know, let's not listen to this story."}, {"start": 10929.66, "end": 10933.66, "text": " Because like, if I get a phone number, what's it any different because I'm an Instagramer?"}, {"start": 10934.66, "end": 10938.66, "text": " Uh, I message my mom and mom can use a lot more personal in the next reverence."}, {"start": 10939.66, "end": 10946.66, "text": " Yeah, but if it's an option that's always available, like I know if I get a phone number that she can't give it to me."}, {"start": 10946.66, "end": 10947.66, "text": " Damn, big brother."}, {"start": 10947.66, "end": 10948.66, "text": " Then I can just leave."}, {"start": 10948.66, "end": 10949.66, "text": " Damn, big brother, that's how you feel?"}, {"start": 10949.66, "end": 10951.66, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 10951.66, "end": 10957.66, "text": " I guess I'm in college in Smith."}, {"start": 10957.66, "end": 10960.66, "text": " No, you got college in Smith, though."}, {"start": 10964.66, "end": 10967.66, "text": " You got college in Smith, though."}, {"start": 10970.66, "end": 10972.66, "text": " I'll call her."}, {"start": 10976.66, "end": 10978.66, "text": " I'll call her."}, {"start": 10978.66, "end": 10979.66, "text": " You'll call her?"}, {"start": 10979.66, "end": 10981.66, "text": " and a lumber"}, {"start": 10989.66, "end": 10991.66, "text": " Bro, you're a great fucking guy man"}, {"start": 10991.66, "end": 10992.66, "text": " Thanks bro"}, {"start": 10992.66, "end": 10995.66, "text": " If you're here to be with you, this is gonna be the last one"}, {"start": 10995.66, "end": 10996.66, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10996.66, "end": 10997.66, "text": " Yes bro"}, {"start": 10997.66, "end": 10998.66, "text": " Aw, thank you"}, {"start": 10999.66, "end": 11000.66, "text": " Except"}, {"start": 11002.66, "end": 11004.66, "text": " You probably won't have any time with her"}, {"start": 11004.66, "end": 11005.66, "text": " Because you're working here"}, {"start": 11005.66, "end": 11006.66, "text": " Yeah, that's true"}, {"start": 11006.66, "end": 11008.66, "text": " But like, you know, I know it's fun time"}, {"start": 11009.66, "end": 11016.66, "text": " Yeah, I do know what happened, but yeah, I do."}, {"start": 11016.66, "end": 11020.66, "text": " I'm just kidding, that was a joke, bro."}, {"start": 11020.66, "end": 11027.66, "text": " Obviously, he paid how to go out, like he paid how to go out, that was not the reason."}, {"start": 11027.66, "end": 11032.66, "text": " But if you do get a girl for a burp, ain't none of that on launch shit, bro, oh god."}, {"start": 11032.66, "end": 11035.06, "text": " Okay, bro, I almost sent my line of reading to the texture."}, {"start": 11038.96, "end": 11040.16, "text": " Ahhhh..."}, {"start": 11040.86, "end": 11044.16, "text": " Bro, I was there for your graphic, man. Try to push through it."}, {"start": 11044.36, "end": 11046.16, "text": " Bro, you could really push it if there's two of them, bro."}, {"start": 11046.16, "end": 11048.66, "text": " Bro, uh, let me set a certain dominance real quick."}, {"start": 11049.16, "end": 11050.66, "text": " Yeah, according to what you're doing here, bro."}, {"start": 11050.66, "end": 11052.66, "text": " Ah, fuck, bro."}, {"start": 11053.16, "end": 11054.66, "text": " It's because school's back in session."}, {"start": 11055.66, "end": 11059.16, "text": " So, type one in the chat if you're watching from school right now."}, {"start": 11059.16, "end": 11068.22, "text": " maybe at a lecture hall got me on a second wander you know a lot of twos"}, {"start": 11068.22, "end": 11072.58, "text": " that's a lot of once type 2 in the chat if you're just a little bit your warm"}, {"start": 11072.58, "end": 11077.58, "text": " watch the days of the week"}, {"start": 11077.58, "end": 11082.58, "text": " it's like 3 in the chat if you're gooning"}, {"start": 11082.58, "end": 11085.58, "text": " only 2's from here"}, {"start": 11085.58, "end": 11088.58, "text": " only 3's from here"}, {"start": 11088.58, "end": 11090.58, "text": " you say 1, 2, and 3's"}, {"start": 11090.58, "end": 11093.58, "text": " you think there's ever been someone that cracked my streamer before?"}, {"start": 11093.58, "end": 11094.58, "text": " absolutely"}, {"start": 11094.58, "end": 11095.58, "text": " I cracked my streamer before"}, {"start": 11095.58, "end": 11096.58, "text": " how do you get that?"}, {"start": 11096.58, "end": 11097.58, "text": " I have"}, {"start": 11097.58, "end": 11099.58, "text": " but I don't think it's that"}, {"start": 11099.58, "end": 11100.58, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 11100.58, "end": 11104.98, "text": " Right if I can't be on stream all the time can you also can yo stream long one time"}, {"start": 11108.42, "end": 11112.02, "text": " He's in a picture in a streamers in the background. I just wanted to know he did"}, {"start": 11113.42, "end": 11119.8, "text": " That's a greedy goblin of the north. Well, that's a shark. Oh, yes. Yes, that's a greedy shark. Oh, yes"}, {"start": 11120.98, "end": 11123.78, "text": " Oh, that's a great. Oh, that's a greedy shark. Oh, yes. Yes"}, {"start": 11125.06, "end": 11127.06, "text": " I was in the background"}, {"start": 11127.06, "end": 11130.6, "text": " You know what's really was on desktop? No idea. You're a blonde hero"}, {"start": 11132.82, "end": 11138.06, "text": " So he was watching me well put some shit down I can do that for sure"}, {"start": 11139.06, "end": 11141.06, "text": " I'll think you take me out of it"}, {"start": 11142.539999999999, "end": 11146.22, "text": " Oh, no, that's kind of disgusting. It's not that bad"}, {"start": 11147.9, "end": 11152.3, "text": " Oh, because you're a form of entertainment, bro, so if you just say was on a movie up here"}, {"start": 11152.300000000001, "end": 11154.300000000001, "text": " I mean, it's a lot."}, {"start": 11155.300000000001, "end": 11157.300000000001, "text": " I guess, uh, I guess."}, {"start": 11159.300000000001, "end": 11160.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god, wait."}, {"start": 11161.300000000001, "end": 11170.300000000001, "text": " One of my moms way back then actually sent me a video of him cracking some cheeks with me on his monitor, I remember."}, {"start": 11170.300000000001, "end": 11171.300000000001, "text": " I remember that, too."}, {"start": 11171.300000000001, "end": 11175.300000000001, "text": " It was Sante's day one that he left after he blew up. Psyche, bro."}, {"start": 11176.300000000001, "end": 11177.300000000001, "text": " Oh, Psyche!"}, {"start": 11177.300000000001, "end": 11178.300000000001, "text": " It was!"}, {"start": 11178.300000000001, "end": 11181.300000000001, "text": " It was the Asian, is a tatted up Asian guy, bro."}, {"start": 11181.300000000001, "end": 11183.140000000001, "text": " My god, it was me that was"}, {"start": 11184.580000000002, "end": 11186.580000000002, "text": " I say you these days"}, {"start": 11190.460000000001, "end": 11192.62, "text": " You these day one he left them in dirt, bro"}, {"start": 11192.62, "end": 11196.26, "text": " He was a part of my community type one of the chat if you remember, bro"}, {"start": 11196.26, "end": 11198.380000000001, "text": " I better not see a lot of ones because this is very niche"}, {"start": 11199.900000000001, "end": 11203.380000000001, "text": " I'm alive or that video might dead ass still be my phone. Oh"}, {"start": 11205.380000000001, "end": 11208.820000000002, "text": " No, it's in my eye messages, bro, and I don't delete messages"}, {"start": 11208.82, "end": 11213.48, "text": " Oh, so if I type his name in there, I might see him cracking some cheese"}, {"start": 11215.539999999999, "end": 11219.22, "text": " Yeah, I remember that video that video was a circulation for a while. You remember the video"}, {"start": 11220.9, "end": 11224.9, "text": " Should I see if that video is still in my home? I'm in part, bro"}, {"start": 11227.38, "end": 11233.94, "text": " Yes psyche a lot a lot of like downloadable images"}, {"start": 11238.82, "end": 11240.82, "text": " I ain't gonna lie bro."}, {"start": 11240.82, "end": 11242.82, "text": " Oh look!"}, {"start": 11242.82, "end": 11244.82, "text": " You asked to see the bitch."}, {"start": 11244.82, "end": 11246.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11246.82, "end": 11248.82, "text": " No asshole! It just to agree!"}, {"start": 11248.82, "end": 11250.82, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 11250.82, "end": 11252.82, "text": " What the fuck is wrong with people bro?"}, {"start": 11252.82, "end": 11254.82, "text": " They actually don't respect me in this"}, {"start": 11254.82, "end": 11256.82, "text": " Accord bro!"}, {"start": 11256.82, "end": 11258.82, "text": " I ain't see it, I ain't see more like"}, {"start": 11258.82, "end": 11260.82, "text": " In that little shit!"}, {"start": 11260.82, "end": 11262.82, "text": " I'm getting dusted bro!"}, {"start": 11262.82, "end": 11264.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11264.82, "end": 11266.82, "text": " Alright bro"}, {"start": 11266.82, "end": 11267.82, "text": " You're suspecting a beat."}, {"start": 11267.82, "end": 11268.82, "text": " Heh. Yo."}, {"start": 11270.82, "end": 11272.82, "text": " That's crazy, bro. He's dead. That's silly."}, {"start": 11272.82, "end": 11274.82, "text": " He's dead. That's still on my phone, bro."}, {"start": 11274.82, "end": 11276.82, "text": " I'm gonna watch for it now."}, {"start": 11276.82, "end": 11279.82, "text": " I'm not watching it, bro. You can watch it."}, {"start": 11284.82, "end": 11286.82, "text": " Always send me down, bro."}, {"start": 11286.82, "end": 11288.82, "text": " There's a blind man naked."}, {"start": 11288.82, "end": 11290.82, "text": " I wonder what he's doing, bro."}, {"start": 11290.82, "end": 11292.82, "text": " I wonder what he's doing, too."}, {"start": 11292.82, "end": 11293.82, "text": " Probably working."}, {"start": 11293.82, "end": 11294.82, "text": " Yeah, man."}, {"start": 11294.82, "end": 11311.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, he was friends with him right and he was also that was it also had some kids some guy you grew up with in that"}, {"start": 11311.539999999999, "end": 11318.16, "text": " friend group. Yeah, he got back to about both. There was a book on corny saying like he had little streamer dude like"}, {"start": 11318.16, "end": 11323.06, "text": " he's a corny he's corny and like they were back they backboard him bro and kicked him out of his own"}, {"start": 11353.06, "end": 11354.06, "text": " have you ever"}, {"start": 11354.06, "end": 11356.06, "text": " had to re-trait the Marlin Club bro?"}, {"start": 11356.06, "end": 11357.06, "text": " Maybe we could put on a..."}, {"start": 11357.06, "end": 11358.06, "text": " maybe put on a..."}, {"start": 11358.06, "end": 11360.06, "text": " Sonny's play baby shark bro?"}, {"start": 11360.06, "end": 11361.06, "text": " oh my God"}, {"start": 11361.06, "end": 11362.06, "text": " i got it"}, {"start": 11362.06, "end": 11364.06, "text": " did you need an edge then?"}, {"start": 11364.06, "end": 11365.06, "text": " no don't play that shit though"}, {"start": 11365.06, "end": 11366.06, "text": " i got you bro"}, {"start": 11366.06, "end": 11367.06, "text": " no bro"}, {"start": 11367.06, "end": 11368.06, "text": " then you'll be like"}, {"start": 11368.06, "end": 11369.06, "text": " if i catch my bro's"}, {"start": 11369.06, "end": 11370.38, "text": " bro to ask son watchin' this shit"}, {"start": 11370.38, "end": 11371.38, "text": " i'm disowning him bro"}, {"start": 11371.38, "end": 11372.38, "text": " i'm good bro"}, {"start": 11372.38, "end": 11374.06, "text": " bro if i, the day i catch"}, {"start": 11374.06, "end": 11375.06, "text": " my son"}, {"start": 11375.06, "end": 11376.06, "text": " ha ha"}, {"start": 11376.06, "end": 11379.06, "text": " watch your baby shark do do do do do"}, {"start": 11379.06, "end": 11382.06, "text": " when they get in a pink ski max dance to it"}, {"start": 11382.06, "end": 11384.4, "text": " I don't have to run to Oklahoma with a semi-trail."}, {"start": 11384.4, "end": 11386.56, "text": " Yo, you know what's crazy, bro?"}, {"start": 11386.56, "end": 11389.06, "text": " That's not even crazy, bro!"}, {"start": 11389.06, "end": 11391.06, "text": " But then this is always bang on Twitter, bro."}, {"start": 11391.06, "end": 11392.06, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 11392.06, "end": 11393.56, "text": " The person that I fucking tweeted at probably just"}, {"start": 11393.56, "end": 11394.56, "text": " thinking about fuck, man."}, {"start": 11394.56, "end": 11395.06, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 11395.06, "end": 11396.56, "text": " He doesn't even fuck."}, {"start": 11396.56, "end": 11399.06, "text": " He's really farming millennials, bro."}, {"start": 11399.06, "end": 11399.56, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11399.56, "end": 11400.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11400.06, "end": 11400.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11400.56, "end": 11402.06, "text": " He's actually genius and hilarious."}, {"start": 11402.06, "end": 11405.06, "text": " There's literally 30 girls on Twitter that's liking"}, {"start": 11405.06, "end": 11406.56, "text": " that thing, that those videos."}, {"start": 11406.56, "end": 11408.56, "text": " It'd be like, yo, one of those tweets would be like,"}, {"start": 11408.56, "end": 11411.06, "text": " yo, yeah, what the fuck are we doing?"}, {"start": 11411.06, "end": 11415.06, "text": " But that's my problem. That's how I'm gonna try my luck."}, {"start": 11416.06, "end": 11418.06, "text": " That's gonna be crazy."}, {"start": 11419.06, "end": 11421.06, "text": " They gotta get yo asses."}, {"start": 11421.06, "end": 11423.06, "text": " No, they know I'm good."}, {"start": 11423.06, "end": 11424.06, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 11425.06, "end": 11428.06, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I could definitely get clipped in the past."}, {"start": 11429.06, "end": 11431.06, "text": " With that same exact caption."}, {"start": 11432.06, "end": 11436.06, "text": " Any of my old content, any would probably pop off, bro."}, {"start": 11436.06, "end": 11438.06, "text": " So if you hate me and you hate watching right now, bro."}, {"start": 11438.06, "end": 11445.06, "text": " Get your bang around Twitter, bro. Make sure to buy Twitter blue before it goes on. Can you please tag me at least you're putting in a description"}, {"start": 11445.06, "end": 11447.06, "text": " bro with a big twitch"}, {"start": 11450.06, "end": 11452.06, "text": " I'm a huge tagger"}, {"start": 11455.06, "end": 11459.06, "text": " No, I can see it. I wasn't paying attention, but I couldn't see it."}, {"start": 11459.06, "end": 11460.06, "text": " You did ass bro!"}, {"start": 11460.06, "end": 11462.06, "text": " I wasn't paying attention, but I couldn't see it."}, {"start": 11463.06, "end": 11464.06, "text": " Ah, bro."}, {"start": 11464.06, "end": 11466.06, "text": " I promise you."}, {"start": 11466.06, "end": 11468.06, "text": " Big guy said it was blocking it."}, {"start": 11468.06, "end": 11470.06, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 11470.06, "end": 11472.06, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 11472.06, "end": 11474.06, "text": " Your head was locked, okay."}, {"start": 11476.06, "end": 11478.06, "text": " Addy Shark."}, {"start": 11488.06, "end": 11490.06, "text": " Free smooth drive, it's cool, it's cool."}, {"start": 11490.06, "end": 11492.06, "text": " Do I need to go straight up?"}, {"start": 11492.06, "end": 11495.14, "text": " I mean you can handle it if you want but this motherfucker bit the hell"}, {"start": 11495.14, "end": 11498.14, "text": " The bottom of the pit probably looks pretty new"}, {"start": 11498.14, "end": 11500.14, "text": " Yes, that's a crunchy assailant"}, {"start": 11500.14, "end": 11502.14, "text": " It's a ton"}, {"start": 11502.14, "end": 11505.14, "text": " That's how I'm gonna start my portion of the day"}, {"start": 11505.14, "end": 11509.14, "text": " Oh, the group portion is gonna hit"}, {"start": 11512.14, "end": 11515.14, "text": " Alright, you saw what is a text, right? Remember the text?"}, {"start": 11515.14, "end": 11516.14, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11517.14, "end": 11519.14, "text": " Wait, no"}, {"start": 11519.14, "end": 11521.14, "text": " Got a different text"}, {"start": 11522.06, "end": 11524.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11526.5, "end": 11528.5, "text": " No, it's not me"}, {"start": 11529.14, "end": 11532.5, "text": " You look like Glenn for the walking dead. I read telepathically. Oh"}, {"start": 11533.26, "end": 11535.26, "text": " How did you really? Oh, okay?"}, {"start": 11535.26, "end": 11536.26, "text": " You look like"}, {"start": 11536.26, "end": 11538.26, "text": " He logs"}, {"start": 11538.82, "end": 11540.82, "text": " Steep again"}, {"start": 11540.82, "end": 11544.58, "text": " I also like playing with my mom. I'm here. I'm bored, but it feels good"}, {"start": 11544.58, "end": 11547.34, "text": " It's bro. Now you understand what being a man is like"}, {"start": 11552.06, "end": 11554.06, "text": " you back in the spot"}, {"start": 11554.06, "end": 11556.06, "text": " back in the way"}, {"start": 11556.06, "end": 11558.06, "text": " oh fuck"}, {"start": 11558.06, "end": 11560.06, "text": " there's a lot of work"}, {"start": 11560.06, "end": 11562.06, "text": " that car"}, {"start": 11578.06, "end": 11580.06, "text": " I think I have no cameras bro"}, {"start": 11580.06, "end": 11582.06, "text": " They're so good here."}, {"start": 11582.06, "end": 11584.06, "text": " On my side, you're perfect."}, {"start": 11584.06, "end": 11586.06, "text": " I mean, I think I'm good."}, {"start": 11586.06, "end": 11588.06, "text": " Well done. Thank you."}, {"start": 11588.06, "end": 11590.06, "text": " W fucking driver, bro."}, {"start": 11590.06, "end": 11596.06, "text": " I've honestly been driving a lot more, so when I get my new car, I'm way more cautious."}, {"start": 11596.06, "end": 11599.06, "text": " Crumble cooking mukbang chat."}, {"start": 11599.06, "end": 11602.06, "text": " Can we get the Ws going through the chat?"}, {"start": 11602.06, "end": 11604.06, "text": " Maybe a heart with bandage."}, {"start": 11604.06, "end": 11606.06, "text": " Maybe a little kek W vibe."}, {"start": 11606.06, "end": 11607.06, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 11607.06, "end": 11612.3, "text": " Spam your favorite emo before we get into the crumbly cookie ex minecraft"}, {"start": 11612.939999999999, "end": 11617.96, "text": " Mukbang viral tick-tock food challenge. Let's go before we try though"}, {"start": 11617.96, "end": 11622.619999999999, "text": " We got Pepsi and adapt a hot dog and a Gatorade. Let's get in there"}, {"start": 11637.06, "end": 11645.519999999999, "text": " here's gonna be a hurricane bro how we're not near water oh her case coming"}, {"start": 11645.519999999999, "end": 11652.019999999999, "text": " through Cali Calabasas though yeah but they hit us there's no way you gotta go"}, {"start": 11652.019999999999, "end": 11654.38, "text": " out there and chase it"}, {"start": 11654.380000000001, "end": 11656.380000000001, "text": " Fuck knows."}, {"start": 11656.380000000001, "end": 11658.380000000001, "text": " I wonder."}, {"start": 11662.380000000001, "end": 11664.380000000001, "text": " Pepsi!"}, {"start": 11666.380000000001, "end": 11669.380000000001, "text": " Blue Gatorade. Wow. I love blue."}, {"start": 11669.380000000001, "end": 11672.380000000001, "text": " Really? Good guess? Is it that live yet?"}, {"start": 11672.380000000001, "end": 11674.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11674.380000000001, "end": 11676.380000000001, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 11676.380000000001, "end": 11678.380000000001, "text": " Should I give this hot dog before?"}, {"start": 11678.380000000001, "end": 11680.380000000001, "text": " But Wayne's really good live."}, {"start": 11680.380000000001, "end": 11691.900000000001, "text": " What the Minecraft Crumble Cookie Collab?"}, {"start": 11691.900000000001, "end": 11697.420000000002, "text": " Crumble Cookie X Minecraft New Collab just came out today."}, {"start": 11697.420000000002, "end": 11698.420000000002, "text": " Why are you shaking your hand?"}, {"start": 11698.420000000002, "end": 11699.420000000002, "text": " No, this is cinema."}, {"start": 11699.420000000002, "end": 11700.420000000002, "text": " You got no content today."}, {"start": 11700.42, "end": 11702.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11714.06, "end": 11716.06, "text": " Guess this is a content bro"}, {"start": 11722.38, "end": 11727.58, "text": " Me get a mirror tape there you do it in the living room. Oh, well that's how you want to try"}, {"start": 11730.42, "end": 11732.42, "text": " They got a creeper cooking?"}, {"start": 11732.42, "end": 11734.42, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11734.42, "end": 11736.42, "text": " Come on, Beth."}, {"start": 11736.42, "end": 11738.42, "text": " Sayid?"}, {"start": 11738.42, "end": 11740.42, "text": " He loves Minecraft."}, {"start": 11740.42, "end": 11742.42, "text": " He's doing it for them?"}, {"start": 11742.42, "end": 11744.42, "text": " Great. I did it with Russell."}, {"start": 11744.42, "end": 11746.42, "text": " I did it with Drew. Should I go get Sayid?"}, {"start": 11746.42, "end": 11748.42, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 11748.42, "end": 11750.42, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11752.42, "end": 11754.42, "text": " He doesn't need to cook these right now."}, {"start": 11754.42, "end": 11756.42, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 11756.42, "end": 11758.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11758.42, "end": 11760.42, "text": " Saeed"}, {"start": 11772.2, "end": 11777.76, "text": " Yo Saeed bro, I'm live right now. I got a surprise for you if you want to pull up on me man"}, {"start": 11779.34, "end": 11781.34, "text": " I'm in the living room"}, {"start": 11783.94, "end": 11785.94, "text": " Russell drew Saeed"}, {"start": 11788.42, "end": 11793.54, "text": " Maybe we might be next year with Gilbert yeah, Lays"}, {"start": 11794.98, "end": 11796.98, "text": " Lays so much"}, {"start": 11799.42, "end": 11801.42, "text": " Maybe a food club"}, {"start": 11803.26, "end": 11807.460000000001, "text": " Pepsi you know if you want food, I got you away for"}, {"start": 11810.38, "end": 11816.74, "text": " Betsy when we go to Japan, I swear to you we're not streaming 24 hours for I don't know why we did that five days in a row"}, {"start": 11816.74, "end": 11823.24, "text": " One stream maybe two for halloween, but max like probably four or five hours"}, {"start": 11824.34, "end": 11826.34, "text": " After we feast like fucking kings"}, {"start": 11831.5, "end": 11833.5, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 11841.14, "end": 11843.74, "text": " Bro, damn your suit was raging this morning"}, {"start": 11846.74, "end": 11849.74, "text": " What's up everybody, CrumbleCookieGlabs."}, {"start": 11849.74, "end": 11851.74, "text": " Yeah, hey, come here Sae."}, {"start": 11851.74, "end": 11855.74, "text": " CrumbleCookieX Minecraft."}, {"start": 11855.74, "end": 11857.74, "text": " I know you bro, Sae."}, {"start": 11857.74, "end": 11859.74, "text": " Straight cinema."}, {"start": 11859.74, "end": 11860.74, "text": " CrumbleCookie..."}, {"start": 11860.74, "end": 11862.74, "text": " We gotta open the box for the camera."}, {"start": 11862.74, "end": 11863.74, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 11863.74, "end": 11866.74, "text": " CrumbleCookieX Minecraft."}, {"start": 11866.74, "end": 11871.74, "text": " Now Sae, I brought you here because you always come with your Minecraft slides."}, {"start": 11871.74, "end": 11873.74, "text": " I always see you playing Minecraft."}, {"start": 11873.74, "end": 11877.02, "text": " I always see you with your indomit sweatpants in the morning."}, {"start": 11877.02, "end": 11877.86, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 11877.86, "end": 11880.74, "text": " So I had to invite you to the Crumble Cookie"}, {"start": 11880.74, "end": 11882.699999999999, "text": " X Minecraft collab."}, {"start": 11883.86, "end": 11885.66, "text": " First, can we do again, thumbnail real quick?"}, {"start": 11885.66, "end": 11886.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11888.5, "end": 11891.5, "text": " Here we go, boys."}, {"start": 11891.5, "end": 11893.46, "text": " Wait, should I take off my headphones for the thumbnail?"}, {"start": 11893.46, "end": 11896.3, "text": " No, that's your slag, no, that's your slag."}, {"start": 11896.3, "end": 11897.3, "text": " Are you listening to anything?"}, {"start": 11897.3, "end": 11898.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11898.14, "end": 11898.98, "text": " What are you listening to?"}, {"start": 11898.98, "end": 11900.46, "text": " I'm listening to Undersports."}, {"start": 11900.46, "end": 11901.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11901.3, "end": 11902.14, "text": " It's like an artist."}, {"start": 11902.14, "end": 11902.98, "text": " Undersports?"}, {"start": 11902.98, "end": 11904.98, "text": " Alright, can I listen?"}, {"start": 11904.98, "end": 11906.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11906.98, "end": 11908.98, "text": " Under schoolers."}, {"start": 11908.98, "end": 11910.98, "text": " Is that some underground shit?"}, {"start": 11910.98, "end": 11912.98, "text": " Uh, she's not really underground."}, {"start": 11912.98, "end": 11914.98, "text": " I mean she."}, {"start": 11914.98, "end": 11916.98, "text": " Okay, let me listen to the most popular"}, {"start": 11916.98, "end": 11918.98, "text": " Harvest guy."}, {"start": 11918.98, "end": 11920.98, "text": " Uh, I would say"}, {"start": 11920.98, "end": 11922.98, "text": " the piece is pretty"}, {"start": 11922.98, "end": 11924.98, "text": " pretty iconic. Yes, Slayer."}, {"start": 11932.98, "end": 11937.98, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11937.98, "end": 11939.98, "text": " You guys heard the phone call?"}, {"start": 11939.98, "end": 11941.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11941.98, "end": 11942.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11942.98, "end": 11943.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11943.98, "end": 11944.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11944.98, "end": 11945.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11945.98, "end": 11947.98, "text": " Yeah, you don't know this song?"}, {"start": 11947.98, "end": 11948.98, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 11948.98, "end": 11950.98, "text": " You know at least did a trick talk with her."}, {"start": 11950.98, "end": 11952.98, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11952.98, "end": 11953.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11953.98, "end": 11954.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11954.98, "end": 11955.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11955.98, "end": 11957.98, "text": " Let's try to shit out and tell her."}, {"start": 11957.98, "end": 11958.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11958.98, "end": 11959.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11959.98, "end": 11960.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11960.98, "end": 11962.92, "text": " Let's try to shit out a challenge."}, {"start": 11962.92, "end": 11963.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11963.42, "end": 11964.42, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11964.42, "end": 11966.6, "text": " Crumble X Minecraft."}, {"start": 11966.6, "end": 11969.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11969.1, "end": 11970.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11970.1, "end": 11974.039999999999, "text": " OK, so they got a little misplaced throughout the car ride."}, {"start": 11974.039999999999, "end": 11975.18, "text": " Let me fix it up real quick."}, {"start": 11975.18, "end": 11975.68, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 11975.68, "end": 11976.46, "text": " That's actually water."}, {"start": 11976.46, "end": 11976.96, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11976.96, "end": 11977.56, "text": " Look at the Enderman."}, {"start": 11977.56, "end": 11980.06, "text": " Look at the Enderman!"}, {"start": 11980.06, "end": 11980.56, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11980.56, "end": 11982.539999999999, "text": " Wait, why is it not a force run?"}, {"start": 11982.539999999999, "end": 11983.26, "text": " At least they're wrong."}, {"start": 11983.26, "end": 11983.76, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 11983.76, "end": 11984.9, "text": " It's supposed to be that way."}, {"start": 11984.9, "end": 11985.9, "text": " It's not here."}, {"start": 11985.9, "end": 11987.98, "text": " I'm kind of going to start with a B one."}, {"start": 11987.98, "end": 11988.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 11988.98, "end": 11990.98, "text": " It doesn't look like a bee."}, {"start": 11991.779999999999, "end": 11994.38, "text": " What? That looks like a bee! Look at the bee!"}, {"start": 11994.38, "end": 11996.88, "text": " Yeah, but like, look at the rest of the cookie."}, {"start": 11996.88, "end": 11998.08, "text": " It's kind of like, no effort."}, {"start": 11998.08, "end": 12001.18, "text": " Yeah, it looks like pale. Looks like some resident evil ass food."}, {"start": 12001.18, "end": 12003.279999999999, "text": " The chicken, the chicken, like, has a good one."}, {"start": 12003.279999999999, "end": 12004.98, "text": " The body kind of looks weird."}, {"start": 12004.98, "end": 12007.779999999999, "text": " Yeah, this doesn't look like a chicken. It kind of looks like more of a burger."}, {"start": 12007.779999999999, "end": 12013.18, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I think what they're going for, because Minecraft recently had an update where they changed all the skins."}, {"start": 12013.18, "end": 12015.68, "text": " I knew you were the right person to do this shit with!"}, {"start": 12015.68, "end": 12017.18, "text": " Continue bruh, I'm just excited."}, {"start": 12017.18, "end": 12021.44, "text": " They changed all the skins for like cows, pigs, chickens and everything so now they all look different."}, {"start": 12021.44, "end": 12023.44, "text": " Oh, that's why the chicken's like more orange."}, {"start": 12023.44, "end": 12028.34, "text": " Yeah, so there's like a brown chicken, there's a white chicken, like all types."}, {"start": 12028.34, "end": 12030.34, "text": " It's a mystery spoon."}, {"start": 12030.34, "end": 12031.2, "text": " Holy fucking shit."}, {"start": 12031.2, "end": 12031.78, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 12031.78, "end": 12034.28, "text": " I actually heard about this."}, {"start": 12034.28, "end": 12038.08, "text": " It's like, they're like different types of, uh, it's like a shovel."}, {"start": 12038.08, "end": 12041.380000000001, "text": " And so there's different types of shovel, so like it's exclusive."}, {"start": 12041.380000000001, "end": 12042.48, "text": " Oh, you want the diamond shovel?"}, {"start": 12042.48, "end": 12042.98, "text": " Mettorite shovel!"}, {"start": 12042.98, "end": 12043.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12043.48, "end": 12045.18, "text": " Mettorite shovel!"}, {"start": 12045.18, "end": 12046.48, "text": " Mettorite shovel!"}, {"start": 12046.48, "end": 12057.16, "text": " oh my god here we go here we go okay I'm gonna just open and then it'll fall"}, {"start": 12057.16, "end": 12071.039999999999, "text": " okay okay three two one oh my bro I got some fun bro I had a fucking that's"}, {"start": 12071.04, "end": 12077.720000000001, "text": " cobblestone oh oh my god bro how"}, {"start": 12077.720000000001, "end": 12080.720000000001, "text": " very good that's to be fucking like one"}, {"start": 12080.720000000001, "end": 12083.04, "text": " percent I saw somebody with a wooden"}, {"start": 12083.04, "end": 12086.2, "text": " one bro as you got great wooden one"}, {"start": 12086.2, "end": 12088.44, "text": " yeah that's fucked up but I look fire"}, {"start": 12088.44, "end": 12090.6, "text": " because you know what I would rather get"}, {"start": 12090.6, "end": 12093.12, "text": " the worst thing like the mid bro this is"}, {"start": 12093.12, "end": 12095.400000000001, "text": " not even iron this is like cobblestone"}, {"start": 12095.4, "end": 12097.4, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 12097.4, "end": 12100.4, "text": " I can't even mine wood."}, {"start": 12100.4, "end": 12102.4, "text": " I mine the cookie."}, {"start": 12102.4, "end": 12104.4, "text": " Here we go. Which one should we mine?"}, {"start": 12104.4, "end": 12108.4, "text": " I would say we should try the chicken first."}, {"start": 12108.4, "end": 12110.4, "text": " That one looks interesting."}, {"start": 12110.4, "end": 12112.4, "text": " It looks like a carrot cake, you know?"}, {"start": 12112.4, "end": 12115.4, "text": " It doesn't give carrot, you know what I mean? Here, here."}, {"start": 12115.4, "end": 12117.4, "text": " Okay, so should I go in with a spoon?"}, {"start": 12117.4, "end": 12119.4, "text": " I feel like it's pouring into the spoon, bro."}, {"start": 12119.4, "end": 12121.4, "text": " I feel like we have to go in with a spoon now."}, {"start": 12121.4, "end": 12123.4, "text": " Like, it's the whole thing."}, {"start": 12123.4, "end": 12125.4, "text": " up with the spoon"}, {"start": 12127.4, "end": 12128.4, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 12128.4, "end": 12130.4, "text": " wait, is this edible or do I have to take this off?"}, {"start": 12131.4, "end": 12132.4, "text": " you wanna try it?"}, {"start": 12132.4, "end": 12133.4, "text": " let me try mine"}, {"start": 12133.4, "end": 12134.4, "text": " I'm gonna try mine now"}, {"start": 12135.4, "end": 12136.4, "text": " unmindable"}, {"start": 12136.4, "end": 12139.4, "text": " you should be hitting the chicken with your pig axe"}, {"start": 12140.4, "end": 12142.4, "text": " honestly, kill me"}, {"start": 12142.4, "end": 12143.4, "text": " knock a lot"}, {"start": 12143.4, "end": 12145.4, "text": " they kinda warped so hard with this"}, {"start": 12145.4, "end": 12147.4, "text": " like why are we killing the chicken with the pig axe?"}, {"start": 12147.4, "end": 12148.4, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 12148.4, "end": 12149.4, "text": " instead of a sword"}, {"start": 12149.4, "end": 12151.4, "text": " bro this is bad bro"}, {"start": 12151.4, "end": 12152.4, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 12153.4, "end": 12155.4, "text": " It's actually un-mineable."}, {"start": 12157.4, "end": 12158.4, "text": " Can I eat this shit?"}, {"start": 12158.4, "end": 12159.4, "text": " This is literally paper!"}, {"start": 12159.4, "end": 12160.4, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12160.4, "end": 12161.4, "text": " I thought it was like..."}, {"start": 12165.4, "end": 12166.4, "text": " It's plastic!"}, {"start": 12166.4, "end": 12167.4, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 12168.4, "end": 12169.4, "text": " They just blew me, bro."}, {"start": 12169.4, "end": 12171.4, "text": " They just blew you."}, {"start": 12171.4, "end": 12173.4, "text": " They just blew me."}, {"start": 12175.4, "end": 12175.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12175.9, "end": 12176.4, "text": " Shallow it?"}, {"start": 12176.4, "end": 12177.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12177.4, "end": 12179.4, "text": " Mine, then scoop."}, {"start": 12180.4, "end": 12182.4, "text": " Bro, does she came and go to..."}, {"start": 12182.4, "end": 12184.4, "text": " My"}, {"start": 12187.76, "end": 12189.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12189.76, "end": 12191.76, "text": " I'm gonna use a spoon."}, {"start": 12191.76, "end": 12193.76, "text": " Yeah, please a spoon."}, {"start": 12193.76, "end": 12195.76, "text": " I gotta give it a look."}, {"start": 12197.76, "end": 12199.76, "text": " What do you think of it?"}, {"start": 12209.76, "end": 12211.76, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 12211.76, "end": 12213.76, "text": " Actually pretty good."}, {"start": 12213.76, "end": 12215.76, "text": " It's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 12215.76, "end": 12217.76, "text": " It's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 12217.76, "end": 12221.84, "text": " It's a cream cheese cream cheese. Oh, I didn't get the cream cheese. Not cream. Yeah"}, {"start": 12222.92, "end": 12224.44, "text": " What's that thing called?"}, {"start": 12224.44, "end": 12226.44, "text": " Yeah, cream cheese frosting"}, {"start": 12226.48, "end": 12232.22, "text": " Actually very good very insightful. I think it's from a little more. You didn't get like if you get the cream cheese"}, {"start": 12232.22, "end": 12234.22, "text": " It's actually pretty good"}, {"start": 12236.44, "end": 12240.22, "text": " I can't fucking eat with this goddamn stone pickaxe bros. This is like shit"}, {"start": 12240.220000000001, "end": 12247.220000000001, "text": " What do you think of it?"}, {"start": 12247.220000000001, "end": 12248.220000000001, "text": " Definitely cream cheese."}, {"start": 12248.220000000001, "end": 12249.220000000001, "text": " You might be wanting to buy that."}, {"start": 12249.220000000001, "end": 12250.220000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12250.220000000001, "end": 12251.220000000001, "text": " It's actually crazy though."}, {"start": 12251.220000000001, "end": 12253.220000000001, "text": " Is that not carrot cake?"}, {"start": 12253.220000000001, "end": 12254.220000000001, "text": " It is carrot cake."}, {"start": 12254.220000000001, "end": 12256.220000000001, "text": " Carrot cake with cream cheese."}, {"start": 12256.220000000001, "end": 12259.220000000001, "text": " Chicken, the chicken one."}, {"start": 12259.220000000001, "end": 12260.220000000001, "text": " Not the biggest fan of carrot cake."}, {"start": 12260.220000000001, "end": 12261.220000000001, "text": " I'll be honest with you."}, {"start": 12261.220000000001, "end": 12263.220000000001, "text": " But if it's not bad at all,"}, {"start": 12263.220000000001, "end": 12264.220000000001, "text": " crumble cookie."}, {"start": 12264.220000000001, "end": 12266.220000000001, "text": " You did your thing with the chicken one."}, {"start": 12266.220000000001, "end": 12269.220000000001, "text": " Just wish that the chicken part,"}, {"start": 12269.220000000001, "end": 12273.78, "text": " Like the picture I wish this was edible. They should have made this edible. I think that they went wrong"}, {"start": 12274.78, "end": 12276.78, "text": " They way I think I think that"}, {"start": 12277.220000000001, "end": 12279.980000000001, "text": " That one should have been the pig because pigs eat carrots"}, {"start": 12280.660000000002, "end": 12282.980000000001, "text": " And this is why you should have been a creative"}, {"start": 12282.980000000001, "end": 12286.36, "text": " I'm not sure I'm saying like they ruined the whole thing by making it"}, {"start": 12287.500000000002, "end": 12293.62, "text": " Well, what the fuck man? Yeah, the flavor is good. I think that would have been better"}, {"start": 12295.1, "end": 12297.1, "text": " That's that's crazy"}, {"start": 12299.220000000001, "end": 12301.62, "text": " I mean, they can die, you know."}, {"start": 12301.62, "end": 12303.220000000001, "text": " Okay, alright."}, {"start": 12303.220000000001, "end": 12305.220000000001, "text": " Which one should we attack next?"}, {"start": 12305.220000000001, "end": 12305.720000000001, "text": " I feel like..."}, {"start": 12305.720000000001, "end": 12307.720000000001, "text": " That grass block was kind of nuts."}, {"start": 12307.720000000001, "end": 12309.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12309.02, "end": 12310.62, "text": " I should save the creeper for last."}, {"start": 12310.62, "end": 12313.12, "text": " Yeah, because creepers are iconic, yeah, iconic, bro."}, {"start": 12313.12, "end": 12314.62, "text": " Did you actually know the lore behind the creeper?"}, {"start": 12314.62, "end": 12315.62, "text": " Talk to me."}, {"start": 12315.62, "end": 12318.320000000002, "text": " The lore behind the creeper, it was actually a bug in the code,"}, {"start": 12318.320000000002, "end": 12320.720000000001, "text": " and so originally he wasn't going to keep it in the game."}, {"start": 12320.720000000001, "end": 12322.420000000002, "text": " I don't know if you know about this,"}, {"start": 12322.420000000002, "end": 12325.12, "text": " but eventually the fans actually liked it,"}, {"start": 12325.12, "end": 12327.62, "text": " and so he kept it in the game as the creeper."}, {"start": 12327.62, "end": 12333.62, "text": " That's why sometimes your biggest achievements are accidents."}, {"start": 12333.62, "end": 12334.62, "text": " Indeed."}, {"start": 12334.62, "end": 12335.62, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12335.62, "end": 12336.62, "text": " Like myself."}, {"start": 12336.62, "end": 12337.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12337.62, "end": 12342.220000000001, "text": " Literally, if I sat at the bad man back at home, I would get a little sippid as a crumbled"}, {"start": 12342.220000000001, "end": 12345.62, "text": " cookie chocolate milk."}, {"start": 12345.62, "end": 12346.62, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12346.62, "end": 12353.62, "text": " So, I think another thing is, the bee, if you attack it, it gets actually hostile."}, {"start": 12353.62, "end": 12356.62, "text": " So I think we should try to clean it."}, {"start": 12356.62, "end": 12361.62, "text": " Should we keep going with the mining tech or just pick it up and eat it?"}, {"start": 12361.62, "end": 12364.62, "text": " Just pick it up and come back."}, {"start": 12364.62, "end": 12367.62, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12367.62, "end": 12369.62, "text": " Hey bro!"}, {"start": 12369.62, "end": 12372.62, "text": " We're doing a crumble cookie next month!"}, {"start": 12372.62, "end": 12375.62, "text": " Bro, I missed you bro!"}, {"start": 12375.62, "end": 12377.62, "text": " I missed you bro!"}, {"start": 12377.62, "end": 12379.62, "text": " I thought the gym was over 8 maybe?"}, {"start": 12379.62, "end": 12380.62, "text": " It's good bro!"}, {"start": 12380.62, "end": 12383.62, "text": " Yo yo, get a bite of that, this is the chicken."}, {"start": 12383.62, "end": 12386.62, "text": " It's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 12386.62, "end": 12390.62, "text": " I'm sorry, you tested me and you said that this was 800 calories per cookie."}, {"start": 12390.62, "end": 12391.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12391.62, "end": 12393.62, "text": " I'm not gonna..."}, {"start": 12393.62, "end": 12395.62, "text": " Get in there, bro! This one!"}, {"start": 12395.62, "end": 12397.62, "text": " This is a whole chicken."}, {"start": 12397.62, "end": 12400.62, "text": " Look, look, look! They made the chicken unedible, though."}, {"start": 12400.62, "end": 12402.62, "text": " You gotta get the cream in there."}, {"start": 12402.62, "end": 12404.62, "text": " Let the cream, let the cream in."}, {"start": 12404.62, "end": 12406.62, "text": " Get in there."}, {"start": 12406.62, "end": 12408.62, "text": " Ooh, they're talking to me."}, {"start": 12408.62, "end": 12410.62, "text": " Talking to me."}, {"start": 12410.62, "end": 12411.62, "text": " Talking to me."}, {"start": 12411.62, "end": 12413.02, "text": " I mean, do the dance."}, {"start": 12416.1, "end": 12416.94, "text": " This is like,"}, {"start": 12418.820000000002, "end": 12421.0, "text": " holding, holding."}, {"start": 12421.0, "end": 12425.5, "text": " This is like when you take your ball sack"}, {"start": 12425.5, "end": 12427.460000000001, "text": " and you look, what does Dom say, bro?"}, {"start": 12427.460000000001, "end": 12428.980000000001, "text": " This is garbage, bro, that's disgusting."}, {"start": 12428.980000000001, "end": 12432.300000000001, "text": " Why is that even that bad, bro?"}, {"start": 12432.300000000001, "end": 12433.740000000002, "text": " Bro, that tastes like,"}, {"start": 12433.740000000002, "end": 12435.42, "text": " well, people really, I don't know,"}, {"start": 12435.42, "end": 12436.7, "text": " that tastes like really bad to me."}, {"start": 12436.7, "end": 12438.34, "text": " What about it going to bubble beef, bro?"}, {"start": 12438.34, "end": 12439.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12439.18, "end": 12440.820000000002, "text": " Shine, bro, let's go."}, {"start": 12440.82, "end": 12445.82, "text": " Let's go man! Alright so unfortunately the fucking Bumblebee paper is not edible."}, {"start": 12445.82, "end": 12446.82, "text": " Mistake bro."}, {"start": 12446.82, "end": 12447.82, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 12447.82, "end": 12449.82, "text": " See I did the same exact shit."}, {"start": 12449.82, "end": 12450.82, "text": " Oh he's right."}, {"start": 12450.82, "end": 12452.82, "text": " I did the same exact shit man."}, {"start": 12453.82, "end": 12454.82, "text": " Shall we?"}, {"start": 12454.82, "end": 12455.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12455.82, "end": 12456.82, "text": " I'm gonna mine it."}, {"start": 12456.82, "end": 12457.82, "text": " Oh you get your own pickaxe."}, {"start": 12457.82, "end": 12460.82, "text": " Yeah bro I got the stone one though it's kinda big."}, {"start": 12460.82, "end": 12461.82, "text": " Oh it's random?"}, {"start": 12461.82, "end": 12462.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12462.82, "end": 12463.82, "text": " You get a diamond pickaxe?"}, {"start": 12463.82, "end": 12465.82, "text": " I mean we could love to..."}, {"start": 12465.82, "end": 12467.82, "text": " I think you could give it like..."}, {"start": 12470.82, "end": 12477.82, "text": " Here we go! Bumblebee!"}, {"start": 12488.18, "end": 12495.18, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 12495.18, "end": 12496.18, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 12498.98, "end": 12500.18, "text": " Let me get a kettle."}, {"start": 12500.18, "end": 12501.18, "text": " You, what?"}, {"start": 12501.18, "end": 12502.68, "text": " You can go. No, you go for it."}, {"start": 12502.68, "end": 12503.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12504.18, "end": 12505.68, "text": " You gonna use the same spoon?"}, {"start": 12505.68, "end": 12508.18, "text": " Alright, he used that and then I used that."}, {"start": 12508.18, "end": 12509.68, "text": " Alright, a lot of them."}, {"start": 12509.68, "end": 12511.18, "text": " Look, that's some fucking dog shit."}, {"start": 12511.18, "end": 12513.18, "text": " I'm gonna be a relative. I can already tell."}, {"start": 12513.18, "end": 12515.18, "text": " That's some fucking shit in a kettle."}, {"start": 12515.18, "end": 12516.68, "text": " That is dog shit."}, {"start": 12516.68, "end": 12518.18, "text": " It looks like dry."}, {"start": 12518.18, "end": 12519.68, "text": " It's supposed to be lemon."}, {"start": 12519.68, "end": 12522.18, "text": " But, right, they didn't try with the fucking bum over here."}, {"start": 12522.18, "end": 12523.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12523.18, "end": 12524.18, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 12524.18, "end": 12527.78, "text": " I'm really sick like talk to me that's just ass."}, {"start": 12527.78, "end": 12530.66, "text": " But it's just like, you know when you be in school?"}, {"start": 12530.66, "end": 12532.26, "text": " Oh yeah, I know exactly what you're doing."}, {"start": 12532.26, "end": 12534.62, "text": " Yeah, I know what you better say."}, {"start": 12534.62, "end": 12537.460000000001, "text": " You be in school bro and you'll be like,"}, {"start": 12537.460000000001, "end": 12539.94, "text": " oh your daily lunch and be good food."}, {"start": 12539.94, "end": 12542.62, "text": " Yeah, one day that lunch lady puts on some bullshit."}, {"start": 12542.62, "end": 12544.58, "text": " Bullshit, brother, sweat on your arms."}, {"start": 12544.58, "end": 12545.42, "text": " Some bullshit."}, {"start": 12545.42, "end": 12547.380000000001, "text": " You're ripping your food."}, {"start": 12547.380000000001, "end": 12551.14, "text": " My dad should come back in my life right now"}, {"start": 12551.14, "end": 12553.78, "text": " and beat my ass right now."}, {"start": 12553.78, "end": 12555.78, "text": " This is some bullshit!"}, {"start": 12557.460000000001, "end": 12559.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's some bullshit, bro."}, {"start": 12559.460000000001, "end": 12561.460000000001, "text": " Get in there. Oh, you already got in there."}, {"start": 12561.460000000001, "end": 12562.460000000001, "text": " Here, I opened your oathio."}, {"start": 12562.460000000001, "end": 12564.460000000001, "text": " I didn't like the flavor, the frosting."}, {"start": 12564.460000000001, "end": 12566.460000000001, "text": " It definitely threw me off."}, {"start": 12566.460000000001, "end": 12568.460000000001, "text": " I do like the lemon flavor."}, {"start": 12568.460000000001, "end": 12570.460000000001, "text": " But it doesn't give me beef."}, {"start": 12570.460000000001, "end": 12572.460000000001, "text": " That's just turn on shit."}, {"start": 12572.460000000001, "end": 12574.460000000001, "text": " Alright, let's fucking put this on the side, bro."}, {"start": 12574.460000000001, "end": 12576.460000000001, "text": " That piggy's looking at me."}, {"start": 12576.460000000001, "end": 12578.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to be the guy to say it."}, {"start": 12578.460000000001, "end": 12580.460000000001, "text": " I can't do both though."}, {"start": 12580.460000000001, "end": 12582.460000000001, "text": " It's a lot."}, {"start": 12582.460000000001, "end": 12587.86, "text": " Yes, you're wrong. Yes, we're all here brothers. It's you use your last one. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 12588.380000000001, "end": 12591.78, "text": " Can't eat it. I feel like that's not really work though. Oh fuckers"}, {"start": 12591.78, "end": 12600.26, "text": " That's a jacket red 40 yellow 40 blue 46 lake whatever that's right. I have no hydrogen peroxide and you're worried about fucking is it wrong"}, {"start": 12601.26, "end": 12604.060000000001, "text": " Okay, when you remove the thing then I can get"}, {"start": 12605.820000000002, "end": 12607.820000000002, "text": " Maybe this one's edible"}, {"start": 12607.82, "end": 12617.98, "text": " I got spoiled, bro, bro, I got spoiled, bro, I didn't maybe the cake is better"}, {"start": 12617.98, "end": 12625.279999999999, "text": " That was actually the worst one you know what this tastes like yeah"}, {"start": 12625.28, "end": 12628.36, "text": " I thought of you do the dance first man dance"}, {"start": 12631.16, "end": 12633.16, "text": " But the shit yo"}, {"start": 12634.400000000001, "end": 12636.6, "text": " Told me taught me there's no words"}, {"start": 12637.52, "end": 12641.68, "text": " There's no examples that can describe this atrocious"}, {"start": 12643.800000000001, "end": 12645.800000000001, "text": " Bullshit that I just ate"}, {"start": 12646.76, "end": 12648.76, "text": " Yo take a bite out of this"}, {"start": 12649.08, "end": 12653.68, "text": " I'm not gonna eat that one Ellen. I was genuine fucking boy slob for that"}, {"start": 12653.68, "end": 12656.76, "text": " Oh, it's just like Pepto-Bizmo."}, {"start": 12656.76, "end": 12658.2, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 12658.2, "end": 12660.16, "text": " Just spit it away on it anywhere, bro."}, {"start": 12660.16, "end": 12661.16, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 12661.16, "end": 12663.880000000001, "text": " No, on the fucking container, don't it?"}, {"start": 12663.880000000001, "end": 12664.880000000001, "text": " You pointed at that."}, {"start": 12664.880000000001, "end": 12665.880000000001, "text": " I'm just playing, man."}, {"start": 12665.880000000001, "end": 12666.880000000001, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 12666.880000000001, "end": 12667.880000000001, "text": " It tastes like candy."}, {"start": 12667.880000000001, "end": 12669.880000000001, "text": " Like, the frosting tastes like candy."}, {"start": 12669.880000000001, "end": 12671.880000000001, "text": " It just tastes shit, bro."}, {"start": 12671.880000000001, "end": 12675.4, "text": " What the fuck does he have headphones on if he's talking to us?"}, {"start": 12675.4, "end": 12677.4, "text": " You know what he's listening to?"}, {"start": 12677.4, "end": 12678.4, "text": " He's listening."}, {"start": 12678.4, "end": 12680.4, "text": " He's listening to this shit."}, {"start": 12710.4, "end": 12722.4, "text": " I think we have to go under man. Enderman is actually making me creeper, don't look at him."}, {"start": 12722.4, "end": 12726.4, "text": " You gotta be careful, don't look at him."}, {"start": 12726.4, "end": 12729.4, "text": " Loki, you have to go into that order because the old minecraft icon used to be what's called..."}, {"start": 12729.4, "end": 12733.4, "text": " Man shut your ass up! No, let's try to enderman, bro."}, {"start": 12733.4, "end": 12735.4, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 12746.039999999999, "end": 12748.119999999999, "text": " Let's go in a minute bro do this shit"}, {"start": 12757.56, "end": 12759.56, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 12759.56, "end": 12761.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12761.56, "end": 12763.56, "text": " That's how you try to first bite."}, {"start": 12763.56, "end": 12764.56, "text": " Get a corn."}, {"start": 12764.56, "end": 12765.56, "text": " Get a corn."}, {"start": 12766.56, "end": 12768.56, "text": " I'm actually scared of this."}, {"start": 12768.56, "end": 12770.56, "text": " Does she look like a burger for that much?"}, {"start": 12770.56, "end": 12772.56, "text": " Yeah, she does look like a burger for that much."}, {"start": 12772.56, "end": 12774.56, "text": " Does she do look like a burger for that much?"}, {"start": 12774.56, "end": 12775.56, "text": " I'm actually scared to eat this."}, {"start": 12775.56, "end": 12776.56, "text": " I'm gonna be real serious."}, {"start": 12776.56, "end": 12777.56, "text": " He's asking why I'm scared of her."}, {"start": 12777.56, "end": 12779.56, "text": " Bro, she's taking a bite of that whole thing."}, {"start": 12779.56, "end": 12781.56, "text": " You think you're gonna teleport?"}, {"start": 12781.56, "end": 12783.56, "text": " It's because I end up right here."}, {"start": 12783.56, "end": 12788.56, "text": " Don't fuck with my slap, bro."}, {"start": 12788.56, "end": 12789.56, "text": " It tastes like nothing."}, {"start": 12789.56, "end": 12790.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12790.56, "end": 12791.56, "text": " Maybe I got nothing."}, {"start": 12791.56, "end": 12792.56, "text": " Maybe you got nothing."}, {"start": 12792.56, "end": 12793.56, "text": " Oh, is that one nothing?"}, {"start": 12793.56, "end": 12799.56, "text": " Let's just talk it out."}, {"start": 12799.56, "end": 12809.56, "text": " Let me get for real, let me get for real, let me get for real."}, {"start": 12809.56, "end": 12812.56, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 12812.56, "end": 12814.56, "text": " I just taste your chocolate."}, {"start": 12814.56, "end": 12817.56, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12817.56, "end": 12819.56, "text": " Wait, did you taste anything?"}, {"start": 12826.56, "end": 12828.56, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 12832.56, "end": 12834.56, "text": " You don't taste that?"}, {"start": 12834.56, "end": 12836.56, "text": " I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 12836.56, "end": 12838.56, "text": " It's just cake."}, {"start": 12838.56, "end": 12840.56, "text": " It's just chocolate cake."}, {"start": 12840.56, "end": 12845.96, "text": " Literally just tastes like chocolate. I thought the frosting would have a flavor. No, there's actually nothing special about this besides it tastes like chocolate cake"}, {"start": 12845.96, "end": 12850.4, "text": " It's literally chocolate cake sandwich. It's literally just chocolate cake. I mean this shit is just died"}, {"start": 12851.64, "end": 12853.48, "text": " Nothingness. Yeah"}, {"start": 12853.48, "end": 12860.4, "text": " Shit. I'm actually disappointed. Yeah, I'm disappointed. But honestly, we should still get married. Bro, you know what this shit was?"}, {"start": 12861.0, "end": 12863.0, "text": " $31 fucking dollars"}, {"start": 12863.48, "end": 12868.279999999999, "text": " Shit. Go back and slap that shit. When I be born, I'll live back and slap that shit."}, {"start": 12868.28, "end": 12871.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you out of who ever made this goddamn cookie. I don't talk about my bills"}, {"start": 12871.880000000001, "end": 12877.24, "text": " But his bills is crazy like his bills is crazy. He's talking about $31 come in"}, {"start": 12878.2, "end": 12882.58, "text": " Bro, I'm talking about my bills and his bills. It's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 12882.58, "end": 12888.380000000001, "text": " Like he'd be making too much goddamn money. Man. Fuck you. I'm talking about him. Yes"}, {"start": 12889.08, "end": 12895.08, "text": " We're here talking about all $31 cookies, bro. Yeah, this is like, you know, this is nothing to me"}, {"start": 12895.08, "end": 12899.32, "text": " You know here I could I could have by like maybe like once out of these"}, {"start": 12899.8, "end": 12901.8, "text": " Who was he talking to he's like"}, {"start": 12902.36, "end": 12904.94, "text": " Explain the dirt ones. I what it is. Okay?"}, {"start": 12905.92, "end": 12912.2, "text": " I'm pretty sure the current icon of Minecraft is the dirt block if not is the old icon to be a crafting bench"}, {"start": 12913.32, "end": 12919.68, "text": " Yeah, I like I've learned a lot about my friends. Did you know the Minecraft creeper was a bug in the game?"}, {"start": 12919.68, "end": 12922.76, "text": " I did know the guy was so scared or something like that"}, {"start": 12922.76, "end": 12925.4, "text": " And it was a bi-axle to the glitch in the game."}, {"start": 12925.4, "end": 12927.84, "text": " And then the fans actually liked it, and they got the,"}, {"start": 12927.84, "end": 12929.72, "text": " oh, ew, you got a snot, Rocky!"}, {"start": 12929.72, "end": 12930.56, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 12932.56, "end": 12934.52, "text": " He wore his Enderman pants?"}, {"start": 12934.52, "end": 12936.52, "text": " Yeah, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 12936.52, "end": 12937.36, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 12938.64, "end": 12941.4, "text": " How do you get a wash, though, is it worth it?"}, {"start": 12941.4, "end": 12943.0, "text": " I don't know, I get a wave, bro."}, {"start": 12943.0, "end": 12944.64, "text": " Should we stick our nicks on cookie?"}, {"start": 12944.64, "end": 12946.0, "text": " Oh, my God, bro."}, {"start": 12946.0, "end": 12948.36, "text": " Oh, man, that's a frost."}, {"start": 12948.36, "end": 12949.92, "text": " That was frosty."}, {"start": 12949.92, "end": 12951.24, "text": " That's frosty."}, {"start": 12951.24, "end": 12952.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12952.6, "end": 12954.6, "text": " Hey, get loose!"}, {"start": 12954.6, "end": 12955.6, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12955.6, "end": 12956.6, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 12956.6, "end": 12957.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12957.6, "end": 12958.6, "text": " Hey, go ahead."}, {"start": 12958.6, "end": 12959.6, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 12959.6, "end": 12960.6, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 12960.6, "end": 12961.6, "text": " You try."}, {"start": 12961.6, "end": 12962.6, "text": " You do that."}, {"start": 12962.6, "end": 12963.6, "text": " I'm actually scared of this."}, {"start": 12963.6, "end": 12964.6, "text": " Cause it's like my grab."}, {"start": 12964.6, "end": 12965.6, "text": " This one, this one's the frosting."}, {"start": 12965.6, "end": 12966.6, "text": " This is shit."}, {"start": 12966.6, "end": 12969.6, "text": " No, this is, this is like kind of good."}, {"start": 12969.6, "end": 12972.6, "text": " This is shit, shit or shit assed."}, {"start": 12972.6, "end": 12973.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12973.6, "end": 12976.6, "text": " The presentation looks cool."}, {"start": 12976.6, "end": 12977.6, "text": " The icon."}, {"start": 12977.6, "end": 12978.6, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 12978.6, "end": 12980.6, "text": " You have to taste this."}, {"start": 12980.6, "end": 12981.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12981.6, "end": 12982.6, "text": " Why is it?"}, {"start": 12982.6, "end": 12983.6, "text": " You have to taste it."}, {"start": 12983.6, "end": 12984.6, "text": " I got to taste it."}, {"start": 12984.6, "end": 12985.6, "text": " It's not like the... oh, sure."}, {"start": 12985.6, "end": 12987.6, "text": " Yeah, check if it's that one."}, {"start": 12987.6, "end": 12988.6, "text": " Hey, what's that?"}, {"start": 12988.6, "end": 12989.6, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12989.6, "end": 12990.6, "text": " It's the beef shit from it."}, {"start": 12990.6, "end": 12992.6, "text": " I've been cooking the last time and I haven't."}, {"start": 12992.6, "end": 12993.6, "text": " It's the pork chop meat."}, {"start": 12993.6, "end": 12994.6, "text": " You have it in the ground."}, {"start": 12994.6, "end": 12996.6, "text": " Do you like to taste more?"}, {"start": 12996.6, "end": 12998.6, "text": " It's the bottom part."}, {"start": 12998.6, "end": 12999.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12999.6, "end": 13000.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13000.6, "end": 13002.6, "text": " Also the precipitation for the bottom's all."}, {"start": 13002.6, "end": 13003.6, "text": " Talk about it."}, {"start": 13003.6, "end": 13004.6, "text": " I'm just gonna say the bottom part."}, {"start": 13004.6, "end": 13005.6, "text": " Look, it's dark."}, {"start": 13005.6, "end": 13007.6, "text": " There's no block that's that dark in my heart."}, {"start": 13007.6, "end": 13008.6, "text": " It's the bedrock."}, {"start": 13008.6, "end": 13009.6, "text": " Yeah, bedrock."}, {"start": 13009.6, "end": 13011.6, "text": " No, that's like a harvest thing."}, {"start": 13011.6, "end": 13013.6, "text": " Well, there'd be still a lot before that."}, {"start": 13013.6, "end": 13014.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13014.6, "end": 13015.6, "text": " And it's like..."}, {"start": 13015.6, "end": 13016.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13016.6, "end": 13018.6, "text": " This one looks like it has a lot of layers."}, {"start": 13028.6, "end": 13029.6, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 13029.6, "end": 13030.6, "text": " Let's see that."}, {"start": 13030.6, "end": 13032.6, "text": " They just put free cheese in it."}, {"start": 13032.6, "end": 13033.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13039.6, "end": 13044.460000000001, "text": " I see why this shit's named DERP!"}, {"start": 13044.460000000001, "end": 13048.06, "text": " This shit is garbage! $31 for this!"}, {"start": 13048.06, "end": 13049.9, "text": " $31 for bullshit."}, {"start": 13049.9, "end": 13051.66, "text": " I don't lost my appetite, bro."}, {"start": 13051.66, "end": 13053.16, "text": " Alright, we got one more dough?"}, {"start": 13053.16, "end": 13057.06, "text": " Yeah, I'll be honest, DERP block, sick."}, {"start": 13057.06, "end": 13058.06, "text": " It's random and shit, yo."}, {"start": 13058.06, "end": 13061.06, "text": " Come on, Cookie, what the fuck are we doing?"}, {"start": 13061.06, "end": 13063.06, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 13063.06, "end": 13064.56, "text": " It's a shame."}, {"start": 13064.56, "end": 13067.06, "text": " That's a long time in my craft family, this is actually very disappointing for me."}, {"start": 13067.06, "end": 13071.06, "text": " I usually buy every single collab, but this is the one collab I would never buy ever again."}, {"start": 13072.06, "end": 13074.06, "text": " And inside you don't break the sandalot."}, {"start": 13075.06, "end": 13077.06, "text": " That sandalot, bro. A lot."}, {"start": 13078.06, "end": 13079.06, "text": " That's the creeper?"}, {"start": 13083.06, "end": 13084.06, "text": " Let's see first bite!"}, {"start": 13086.06, "end": 13088.06, "text": " Your boat. Is it shamrock shake? What is that?"}, {"start": 13093.06, "end": 13095.06, "text": " See? Damn, you're almost exploded."}, {"start": 13097.06, "end": 13098.06, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13098.06, "end": 13099.1, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 13099.1, "end": 13108.18, "text": " Finally, we got the creeper, okay?"}, {"start": 13108.18, "end": 13110.22, "text": " This was the most\u2014what's that sound?"}, {"start": 13110.22, "end": 13113.22, "text": " What's that sound?"}, {"start": 13113.22, "end": 13114.279999999999, "text": " What's that\u2014"}, {"start": 13114.279999999999, "end": 13116.779999999999, "text": " Everybody spram the emote."}, {"start": 13116.779999999999, "end": 13117.779999999999, "text": " Emote."}, {"start": 13117.78, "end": 13119.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13125.980000000001, "end": 13129.74, "text": " Why does she hard as a rock genuinely meps you trippin"}, {"start": 13131.94, "end": 13133.94, "text": " That shit"}, {"start": 13138.62, "end": 13140.62, "text": " What's complete dog shit"}, {"start": 13140.62, "end": 13141.62, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13141.62, "end": 13143.62, "text": " It's just a coffee creeper."}, {"start": 13143.62, "end": 13144.62, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13144.62, "end": 13145.62, "text": " It's just a coffee creeper."}, {"start": 13145.62, "end": 13146.62, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13146.62, "end": 13147.62, "text": " I'm not as well-haired, bro."}, {"start": 13147.62, "end": 13150.62, "text": " It tastes like I drank creeper cum."}, {"start": 13150.62, "end": 13152.62, "text": " Are you fucking a hay?"}, {"start": 13152.62, "end": 13153.62, "text": " I'm feeling it, bro."}, {"start": 13153.62, "end": 13154.62, "text": " I'm not a hay."}, {"start": 13154.62, "end": 13155.62, "text": " I'm feeling it, bro."}, {"start": 13155.62, "end": 13156.62, "text": " I'll be a bad man to let you fucking eat this bullshit."}, {"start": 13156.62, "end": 13157.62, "text": " No, don't eat that shit."}, {"start": 13157.62, "end": 13159.62, "text": " It's a trotious ass fucking..."}, {"start": 13159.62, "end": 13160.62, "text": " Let me take another bite."}, {"start": 13160.62, "end": 13161.62, "text": " I'm gonna give him a..."}, {"start": 13161.62, "end": 13162.62, "text": " Eat?"}, {"start": 13162.62, "end": 13163.62, "text": " Eat?"}, {"start": 13163.62, "end": 13164.62, "text": " Not even a bite."}, {"start": 13164.62, "end": 13166.62, "text": " You gotta try some."}, {"start": 13166.62, "end": 13168.62, "text": " You got a shot of that."}, {"start": 13172.12, "end": 13173.62, "text": " Hey, look at the shit out of that."}, {"start": 13173.62, "end": 13175.62, "text": " Hey, look right here. I can see where he went."}, {"start": 13177.62, "end": 13179.62, "text": " Squidward-ass bite, bro!"}, {"start": 13179.62, "end": 13185.62, "text": " It's on me, bro. That was shit. That was shit. I hated it."}, {"start": 13190.62, "end": 13192.62, "text": " There's no flavor."}, {"start": 13192.62, "end": 13193.62, "text": " There's no flavor."}, {"start": 13193.62, "end": 13197.300000000001, "text": " It's literally just like flour and eggs mixed together."}, {"start": 13197.300000000001, "end": 13199.02, "text": " He has a limited taste in that also."}, {"start": 13199.02, "end": 13200.86, "text": " Why does the creeper taste like a lemon?"}, {"start": 13200.86, "end": 13202.18, "text": " I should do, I wanna,"}, {"start": 13202.18, "end": 13204.140000000001, "text": " I should wanna feel like I'm exploding."}, {"start": 13204.140000000001, "end": 13204.980000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13204.980000000001, "end": 13207.660000000002, "text": " But instead I feel like I drank creeper cum."}, {"start": 13207.660000000002, "end": 13209.660000000002, "text": " That was genuine dog shit."}, {"start": 13209.660000000002, "end": 13211.62, "text": " I know, I know this flavor."}, {"start": 13211.62, "end": 13214.02, "text": " I know this flavor for somewhere."}, {"start": 13214.02, "end": 13216.26, "text": " You know, when you're baking a coffee,"}, {"start": 13216.26, "end": 13219.1, "text": " it just tastes, it tastes like cookie, cookie batter."}, {"start": 13221.1, "end": 13221.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13221.94, "end": 13223.54, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 13223.54, "end": 13225.160000000002, "text": " The inside tastes like cookie batter."}, {"start": 13225.160000000002, "end": 13226.380000000001, "text": " That's what it tastes like."}, {"start": 13226.380000000001, "end": 13227.92, "text": " Maybe because it's a damn cookie."}, {"start": 13227.92, "end": 13230.080000000002, "text": " No, it just tastes like raw cookie batter."}, {"start": 13230.080000000002, "end": 13232.160000000002, "text": " It's right over."}, {"start": 13235.800000000001, "end": 13237.880000000001, "text": " The best one was the Enderman."}, {"start": 13237.880000000001, "end": 13239.76, "text": " And it was just because it's cake."}, {"start": 13239.76, "end": 13241.080000000002, "text": " This is just cake."}, {"start": 13241.080000000002, "end": 13242.2, "text": " This one was the best one."}, {"start": 13242.2, "end": 13243.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13243.04, "end": 13243.880000000001, "text": " Shake it with the best one."}, {"start": 13243.880000000001, "end": 13244.720000000001, "text": " Let me take another bite."}, {"start": 13244.720000000001, "end": 13245.960000000001, "text": " This is carrot cake, bro."}, {"start": 13245.960000000001, "end": 13248.0, "text": " That was actually kind of creative."}, {"start": 13248.0, "end": 13249.92, "text": " I'm actually mad that this is all cake."}, {"start": 13251.44, "end": 13252.640000000001, "text": " You should kill the old cookie, bro."}, {"start": 13252.64, "end": 13257.88, "text": " Yeah, he didn't bite on it that we just used up his food."}, {"start": 13257.88, "end": 13258.68, "text": " This, this."}, {"start": 13262.16, "end": 13264.16, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 13264.16, "end": 13266.119999999999, "text": " Oh, some bullshit, bro."}, {"start": 13266.119999999999, "end": 13268.439999999999, "text": " $31 for this."}, {"start": 13268.439999999999, "end": 13272.9, "text": " I'd rather be paying $31 to suck on the bottom of your ballsack"}, {"start": 13272.9, "end": 13274.119999999999, "text": " while he watches me."}, {"start": 13274.119999999999, "end": 13275.46, "text": " That is a trochus."}, {"start": 13275.46, "end": 13276.92, "text": " Oh, you talk as a bull."}, {"start": 13276.92, "end": 13278.76, "text": " That is a trochus."}, {"start": 13278.76, "end": 13280.72, "text": " This is some bullshit, bro."}, {"start": 13280.720000000001, "end": 13284.68, "text": " They should be ashamed to be called a cookie."}, {"start": 13284.68, "end": 13285.720000000001, "text": " You know, it's actually crazy."}, {"start": 13285.720000000001, "end": 13288.640000000001, "text": " You can either spend the money to buy this"}, {"start": 13288.640000000001, "end": 13290.960000000001, "text": " or to buy a copy of Minecraft."}, {"start": 13290.960000000001, "end": 13294.160000000002, "text": " Not genuinely $31 for these cookie sheets."}, {"start": 13294.160000000002, "end": 13295.000000000002, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 13295.000000000002, "end": 13295.840000000002, "text": " Come on now."}, {"start": 13295.840000000002, "end": 13297.760000000002, "text": " Is that, they do that on purpose?"}, {"start": 13297.760000000002, "end": 13299.2, "text": " I mean, Minecraft is like 26."}, {"start": 13299.2, "end": 13301.400000000001, "text": " They make sure to go to every American"}, {"start": 13301.400000000001, "end": 13302.640000000001, "text": " and say, who would you rather have?"}, {"start": 13302.640000000001, "end": 13303.720000000001, "text": " Minecraft or cookies?"}, {"start": 13303.720000000001, "end": 13305.400000000001, "text": " Minecraft or less."}, {"start": 13305.400000000001, "end": 13308.44, "text": " Would you rather have one limited bun or sloth?"}, {"start": 13308.44, "end": 13310.44, "text": " I'm laying in here."}, {"start": 13310.44, "end": 13312.44, "text": " Wait, it's a bullshit that you're going to figure it out."}, {"start": 13312.44, "end": 13313.44, "text": " I got a cheaper."}, {"start": 13313.44, "end": 13314.44, "text": " I got $26."}, {"start": 13314.44, "end": 13315.44, "text": " $26?"}, {"start": 13315.44, "end": 13316.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13316.44, "end": 13317.44, "text": " And this is $35."}, {"start": 13317.44, "end": 13318.44, "text": " $35?"}, {"start": 13318.44, "end": 13319.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13319.44, "end": 13320.44, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 13320.44, "end": 13323.44, "text": " Each one of these cookies are about like $6?"}, {"start": 13323.44, "end": 13324.44, "text": " That's $6 a pot."}, {"start": 13324.44, "end": 13325.44, "text": " That's insane, bro."}, {"start": 13325.44, "end": 13326.44, "text": " I have fleas."}, {"start": 13326.44, "end": 13327.44, "text": " This is shit."}, {"start": 13327.44, "end": 13329.44, "text": " $6 for one cookie?"}, {"start": 13329.44, "end": 13331.44, "text": " genuine shit."}, {"start": 13331.44, "end": 13333.44, "text": " I'm zero, DL."}, {"start": 13333.44, "end": 13335.44, "text": " They ruined it."}, {"start": 13335.44, "end": 13336.44, "text": " Humble cookies, you know."}, {"start": 13336.44, "end": 13337.44, "text": " Calm down."}, {"start": 13337.44, "end": 13340.82, "text": " I'm gonna put you to scan bro like this is actually bullshit"}, {"start": 13340.82, "end": 13344.460000000001, "text": " It's like as some people start their day with this"}, {"start": 13344.800000000001, "end": 13350.480000000001, "text": " Some people start their goddamn day with this and a dirty slate mixed in with fucking"}, {"start": 13350.980000000001, "end": 13355.7, "text": " In and out Wow, this is some bullshit. I might go get the biggest fighter"}, {"start": 13356.28, "end": 13358.980000000001, "text": " We might have to see my get a heart attack live on the tree"}, {"start": 13360.480000000001, "end": 13364.380000000001, "text": " Okay, bro, watch it down with some choco. I'm actually like those smaller"}, {"start": 13367.44, "end": 13372.26, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna tell her as well"}, {"start": 13372.26, "end": 13374.84, "text": " But you know, I think maybe bikes. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 13378.0, "end": 13385.82, "text": " Over all $31 for six dog shit cookies crumble cookie. I'm disappointed in you. Okay first update first off"}, {"start": 13385.82, "end": 13391.12, "text": " You can't even eat the fucking emojis. You can't eat the animals. Okay, it's dog shit. It tastes like shit"}, {"start": 13391.12, "end": 13396.720000000001, "text": " It really tastes like nothing. Okay, the best thing was a carrot cake and it's basic nothing special about it"}, {"start": 13396.720000000001, "end": 13397.720000000001, "text": " It's not even on the right..."}, {"start": 13398.320000000002, "end": 13400.720000000001, "text": " Mom, it's on the fucking chicken, bro."}, {"start": 13400.720000000001, "end": 13402.220000000001, "text": " Like, that's the thing that's blowing me."}, {"start": 13402.220000000001, "end": 13404.920000000002, "text": " Like, it's blowing the fuck out of me, man."}, {"start": 13404.920000000002, "end": 13406.420000000002, "text": " No, let's talk about this, man."}, {"start": 13406.420000000002, "end": 13407.420000000002, "text": " We'll talk about this real quick."}, {"start": 13407.420000000002, "end": 13408.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13408.02, "end": 13411.420000000002, "text": " It sounds like Goddamn bullshit in a box."}, {"start": 13411.420000000002, "end": 13412.12, "text": " Let's talk about this."}, {"start": 13412.12, "end": 13415.220000000001, "text": " I might as well take a- like, crouch down"}, {"start": 13415.220000000001, "end": 13418.420000000002, "text": " and took a genuine shit in this box."}, {"start": 13419.320000000002, "end": 13420.220000000001, "text": " Like, that ass."}, {"start": 13420.220000000001, "end": 13422.52, "text": " Like, how did they not even get this right?"}, {"start": 13422.52, "end": 13424.720000000001, "text": " Like, this is actually crazy."}, {"start": 13424.720000000001, "end": 13426.720000000001, "text": " Anywhere your merch for this?"}, {"start": 13426.720000000001, "end": 13427.720000000001, "text": " That's-"}, {"start": 13427.720000000001, "end": 13428.720000000001, "text": " And their in clothing?"}, {"start": 13428.720000000001, "end": 13429.720000000001, "text": " I said take it off!"}, {"start": 13429.720000000001, "end": 13430.720000000001, "text": " Take this shit off!"}, {"start": 13430.720000000001, "end": 13431.720000000001, "text": " Take this shit off!"}, {"start": 13431.720000000001, "end": 13432.720000000001, "text": " I don't know!"}, {"start": 13434.720000000001, "end": 13435.720000000001, "text": " Fucking hell, bruh."}, {"start": 13435.720000000001, "end": 13436.720000000001, "text": " I'm disappointed."}, {"start": 13436.720000000001, "end": 13438.720000000001, "text": " Crumble cookie, I'm disappointed."}, {"start": 13438.720000000001, "end": 13440.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, so I need life's second villager."}, {"start": 13440.720000000001, "end": 13442.720000000001, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 13445.720000000001, "end": 13447.720000000001, "text": " That what, bruh?"}, {"start": 13447.720000000001, "end": 13449.720000000001, "text": " Uh, do the world of favor."}, {"start": 13449.720000000001, "end": 13451.720000000001, "text": " Put this shit in trash."}, {"start": 13451.720000000001, "end": 13453.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13453.720000000001, "end": 13455.720000000001, "text": " Anyone want leftovers?"}, {"start": 13457.12, "end": 13459.12, "text": " You want another bite?"}, {"start": 13463.720000000001, "end": 13467.720000000001, "text": " They could've at least made the chocolate chip cookie from Minecraft and put it in there."}, {"start": 13467.720000000001, "end": 13469.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, honestly, that would've been way better."}, {"start": 13469.720000000001, "end": 13472.720000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this huge pile of shit?"}, {"start": 13472.720000000001, "end": 13474.720000000001, "text": " It could've made a diamond block."}, {"start": 13474.720000000001, "end": 13476.720000000001, "text": " That ass."}, {"start": 13476.720000000001, "end": 13478.720000000001, "text": " It could've been like a blueberry flavor."}, {"start": 13478.720000000001, "end": 13480.720000000001, "text": " Instead, they chose some fucking dirt!"}, {"start": 13480.720000000001, "end": 13482.720000000001, "text": " Dirt!"}, {"start": 13482.720000000001, "end": 13492.720000000001, "text": " Dirt? Dirt! Dirt? A flavor of dirt! Who the fuck wants to eat dirt? I-I'd rather watch the Ender Dragon..."}, {"start": 13492.720000000001, "end": 13495.720000000001, "text": " Deliciously..."}, {"start": 13495.720000000001, "end": 13496.720000000001, "text": " Whoa, what the..."}, {"start": 13496.720000000001, "end": 13500.720000000001, "text": " Fuck the shit out of me! Over and over, then eat this fucking bullshit!"}, {"start": 13500.720000000001, "end": 13502.720000000001, "text": " How cool, bro!"}, {"start": 13503.720000000001, "end": 13505.720000000001, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 13506.720000000001, "end": 13509.720000000001, "text": " I guess you can say they really blew our expectations."}, {"start": 13509.720000000001, "end": 13510.720000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13510.720000000001, "end": 13514.720000000001, "text": " You want the rest of this?"}, {"start": 13514.720000000001, "end": 13515.720000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13515.720000000001, "end": 13518.720000000001, "text": " It's actually, I'm not here with you."}, {"start": 13518.720000000001, "end": 13526.720000000001, "text": " As a diehard Minecraft fan, it's actually disappointed me so much, where I don't think I would ever buy another crumbled cookie, even though I've never bought a crumbled cookie."}, {"start": 13526.720000000001, "end": 13528.720000000001, "text": " I would never buy a crumbled cookie ever again."}, {"start": 13528.720000000001, "end": 13530.720000000001, "text": " You actually got some liquor loops."}, {"start": 13530.720000000001, "end": 13532.720000000001, "text": " The boy."}, {"start": 13532.720000000001, "end": 13533.720000000001, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"start": 13533.720000000001, "end": 13534.720000000001, "text": " That was weird."}, {"start": 13534.720000000001, "end": 13535.720000000001, "text": " That's what I should say."}, {"start": 13535.720000000001, "end": 13539.720000000001, "text": " I'm actually on cover one-up."}, {"start": 13539.720000000001, "end": 13543.720000000001, "text": " But, yeah, on a real note, bro, if you're a Minecraft fan,"}, {"start": 13543.720000000001, "end": 13547.720000000001, "text": " unless you want to be disappointed, do not go and buy this collab."}, {"start": 13547.720000000001, "end": 13551.720000000001, "text": " The box is literally falling apart, bro. This is literally shit."}, {"start": 13551.720000000001, "end": 13555.720000000001, "text": " Minecraft's been killing it with the Collapse, but this is the one Collapse that..."}, {"start": 13555.720000000001, "end": 13559.720000000001, "text": " I just think I said fine. I agree with it."}, {"start": 13559.720000000001, "end": 13563.720000000001, "text": " Anybody want a beard block?"}, {"start": 13563.720000000001, "end": 13565.720000000001, "text": " So maybe give us a cool clip."}, {"start": 13565.720000000001, "end": 13567.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'll put my box."}, {"start": 13567.720000000001, "end": 13568.720000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13568.720000000001, "end": 13569.720000000001, "text": " Box is cool."}, {"start": 13569.720000000001, "end": 13572.720000000001, "text": " Uh, I'm gonna do the word of favorite."}, {"start": 13572.720000000001, "end": 13574.720000000001, "text": " Toss us in the fucking scratch pad, man."}, {"start": 13574.720000000001, "end": 13576.720000000001, "text": " Thank you for back here."}, {"start": 13576.720000000001, "end": 13577.720000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 13577.720000000001, "end": 13578.720000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 13578.720000000001, "end": 13579.720000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 13579.720000000001, "end": 13581.720000000001, "text": " Pickers are clutching the code."}, {"start": 13581.720000000001, "end": 13582.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13582.720000000001, "end": 13583.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13583.720000000001, "end": 13584.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13584.720000000001, "end": 13585.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13585.720000000001, "end": 13586.720000000001, "text": " And say more."}, {"start": 13586.720000000001, "end": 13588.720000000001, "text": " Thank you for joining us."}, {"start": 13588.720000000001, "end": 13589.720000000001, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 13589.720000000001, "end": 13590.720000000001, "text": " Thank you for joining us."}, {"start": 13590.720000000001, "end": 13591.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13591.720000000001, "end": 13593.720000000001, "text": " You just bowered me."}, {"start": 13593.720000000001, "end": 13595.720000000001, "text": " You just bowered me?"}, {"start": 13595.720000000001, "end": 13599.720000000001, "text": " Why the fuck did he bower me? I see that in your name, huh?"}, {"start": 13600.720000000001, "end": 13603.720000000001, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 13606.720000000001, "end": 13609.720000000001, "text": " It smells like shit in here, bro."}, {"start": 13609.720000000001, "end": 13611.720000000001, "text": " Oh, that's real sweet."}, {"start": 13611.720000000001, "end": 13613.720000000001, "text": " Same job."}, {"start": 13613.720000000001, "end": 13615.720000000001, "text": " Oh, no, no, no. It's gross."}, {"start": 13615.720000000001, "end": 13616.720000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13616.720000000001, "end": 13617.720000000001, "text": " Your desk."}, {"start": 13617.720000000001, "end": 13619.720000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13619.720000000001, "end": 13628.320000000002, "text": " wait how did this spawn in bro how the fuck you it's a run by flies oh my god"}, {"start": 13628.32, "end": 13630.32, "text": " Ewww. Ewww!"}, {"start": 13630.32, "end": 13632.32, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 13632.32, "end": 13634.32, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 13634.32, "end": 13636.32, "text": " Bro, why did I..."}, {"start": 13636.32, "end": 13638.32, "text": " Why do I have another one, bro?"}, {"start": 13638.32, "end": 13640.32, "text": " Bro, you did the Minecraft Publication item list."}, {"start": 13640.32, "end": 13642.32, "text": " What the... What are we actually out?"}, {"start": 13642.32, "end": 13644.32, "text": " Who got these?"}, {"start": 13646.32, "end": 13648.32, "text": " Who got these, bro?"}, {"start": 13648.32, "end": 13650.32, "text": " Like that, boss?"}, {"start": 13650.32, "end": 13652.32, "text": " Yeah, I could give that to that, bro."}, {"start": 13652.32, "end": 13654.32, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 13654.32, "end": 13656.32, "text": " Was that the full one?"}, {"start": 13656.32, "end": 13659.32, "text": " That's a beautiful one. That's a good headbee."}, {"start": 13662.32, "end": 13665.32, "text": " I thought the fucking cardboard Chinese hood was in there."}, {"start": 13675.32, "end": 13677.32, "text": " Well, man, I'll give these to dad, now."}, {"start": 13681.32, "end": 13682.32, "text": " Check this spoon."}, {"start": 13682.32, "end": 13685.32, "text": " Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God."}, {"start": 13715.32, "end": 13718.32, "text": " Oh, he's totally like what the fuck?"}, {"start": 13718.32, "end": 13720.32, "text": " Oh, he's like what? At least that'd be like you need him."}, {"start": 13720.32, "end": 13722.32, "text": " Oh, I should get stoned too."}, {"start": 13722.32, "end": 13724.32, "text": " Tons of low, bro."}, {"start": 13724.32, "end": 13728.32, "text": " All commons? Not even enchanted, bro."}, {"start": 13728.32, "end": 13731.32, "text": " What the fuck, bro? I gotta do it!"}, {"start": 13731.32, "end": 13735.32, "text": " Go buy more? I'm not spending $30 or $1 to get a pickaxe, bro."}, {"start": 13735.32, "end": 13737.32, "text": " Maybe we should share that. I think we should join mine."}, {"start": 13737.32, "end": 13747.32, "text": " I really don't have my place."}, {"start": 13747.32, "end": 13757.32, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 13757.32, "end": 13764.32, "text": " What is he?"}, {"start": 13775.32, "end": 13777.32, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13777.32, "end": 13785.32, "text": " Ta-da!"}, {"start": 13785.32, "end": 13787.32, "text": " I got gifts!"}, {"start": 13787.32, "end": 13789.32, "text": " GIFTS!"}, {"start": 13789.32, "end": 13791.32, "text": " GIFTS!"}, {"start": 13799.32, "end": 13801.32, "text": " It's gonna come, it's gonna come."}, {"start": 13804.32, "end": 13807.32, "text": " Oh, you know, oh, it's on intro screen."}, {"start": 13807.32, "end": 13809.32, "text": " Oh, you just started, bro?"}, {"start": 13809.32, "end": 13811.32, "text": " Uh, let's just wait here."}, {"start": 13811.32, "end": 13813.32, "text": " The hot dog's getting cold, man."}, {"start": 13813.32, "end": 13816.32, "text": " Yes, I'm getting close to him."}, {"start": 13816.32, "end": 13818.32, "text": " You're just looking at everything."}, {"start": 13818.32, "end": 13820.32, "text": " Oh, he just blew it up, bro."}, {"start": 13823.32, "end": 13825.32, "text": " Don't be a ranger."}, {"start": 13829.32, "end": 13836.32, "text": " I like the way you do it. You do it."}, {"start": 13837.32, "end": 13840.32, "text": " I swear she's gonna move here on herself since y'all moved in."}, {"start": 13840.32, "end": 13842.32, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, dude."}, {"start": 13842.32, "end": 13845.32, "text": " He thinks it's a decoration or what the fuck he thinks this shit is?"}, {"start": 13845.32, "end": 13848.32, "text": " This is just, like, what is this, bro?"}, {"start": 13848.32, "end": 13850.32, "text": " This is weird, an open room weird."}, {"start": 13854.32, "end": 13855.32, "text": " Lowkey tough."}, {"start": 13857.32, "end": 13858.32, "text": " Oh, he's back."}, {"start": 13860.32, "end": 13862.32, "text": " Wee-shame, not shaming, bro."}, {"start": 13872.32, "end": 13877.32, "text": " I do a high row watch."}, {"start": 13882.32, "end": 13884.32, "text": " I definitely got gifts."}, {"start": 13891.32, "end": 13893.32, "text": " I'll just put them right here bro."}, {"start": 13902.32, "end": 13904.32, "text": " Got him get a gift."}, {"start": 13904.32, "end": 13905.32, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13907.32, "end": 13909.32, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13909.32, "end": 13911.32, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13911.32, "end": 13913.32, "text": " Oh, it's fucking flying, bro."}, {"start": 13913.32, "end": 13915.32, "text": " Almost a Jason sick."}, {"start": 13915.32, "end": 13917.32, "text": " Oh, oh, bro."}, {"start": 13917.32, "end": 13919.32, "text": " Well, I got you some shit, man."}, {"start": 13919.32, "end": 13921.32, "text": " It's like you're free, bro."}, {"start": 13921.32, "end": 13923.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13923.32, "end": 13926.32, "text": " This is a mystery, bro."}, {"start": 13926.32, "end": 13928.32, "text": " What a very gift, is it?"}, {"start": 13928.32, "end": 13930.32, "text": " Why would you appreciate it?"}, {"start": 13930.32, "end": 13932.52, "text": " I've never survived in a bear attack, man."}, {"start": 13932.52, "end": 13934.84, "text": " Wait, this is cute."}, {"start": 13934.84, "end": 13936.039999999999, "text": " All right, thank you, bruh."}, {"start": 13936.039999999999, "end": 13938.4, "text": " Now, it's not lakes?"}, {"start": 13938.4, "end": 13939.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13939.84, "end": 13941.24, "text": " Try to open these cars in like an hour?"}, {"start": 13941.24, "end": 13942.24, "text": " Yeah, I'll get it, bruh."}, {"start": 13942.24, "end": 13943.24, "text": " All right, well, hold on."}, {"start": 13949.24, "end": 13951.24, "text": " Come on, bruh."}, {"start": 13951.24, "end": 13952.88, "text": " Didn't that feel so good?"}, {"start": 13952.88, "end": 13956.72, "text": " Much obliged."}, {"start": 13956.72, "end": 13957.92, "text": " That we fucking had to have, bruh."}, {"start": 13957.92, "end": 13960.460000000001, "text": " Please, Shave Stop Telling Me To Fucking Shave!"}, {"start": 13960.460000000001, "end": 13961.18, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 13961.18, "end": 13963.26, "text": " Everybody. This is the awkward stage."}, {"start": 13963.26, "end": 13967.78, "text": " Everybody knows that before you grow up, you go through the awkward stage,"}, {"start": 13967.78, "end": 13972.18, "text": " whether that's cubrie or grown-up beard, or whatever the fuck it is."}, {"start": 13972.18, "end": 13973.86, "text": " There's goatees coming in."}, {"start": 13973.86, "end": 13975.86, "text": " I'm about to look sexy as fuck."}, {"start": 13975.86, "end": 13976.86, "text": " We're here."}, {"start": 13978.86, "end": 13980.78, "text": " Gold blonde, you have no segments?"}, {"start": 13980.78, "end": 13982.32, "text": " I'm not shut- I'm not broke."}, {"start": 13982.32, "end": 13984.26, "text": " Shut the fuck up, dog."}, {"start": 13984.26, "end": 13985.52, "text": " How about that? How about that?"}, {"start": 13985.52, "end": 13988.800000000001, "text": " How about shut your bitch ass up?"}, {"start": 13992.4, "end": 13993.2, "text": " I'm gonna go desktop."}, {"start": 13997.28, "end": 13999.2, "text": " Dude, that's me flies."}, {"start": 13999.2, "end": 14001.92, "text": " Why am I surrounded by fucking flies, bro?"}, {"start": 14001.92, "end": 14003.12, "text": " I'm gonna go to circle right ahead."}, {"start": 14003.12, "end": 14004.560000000001, "text": " Circle right ahead, just touch your head."}, {"start": 14004.560000000001, "end": 14005.52, "text": " TOOT!"}, {"start": 14006.560000000001, "end": 14007.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14007.76, "end": 14008.640000000001, "text": " I hate flies."}, {"start": 14011.36, "end": 14012.720000000001, "text": " How do I take the trash out of there?"}, {"start": 14013.2, "end": 14013.84, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 14013.84, "end": 14015.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14023.56, "end": 14025.56, "text": " You leave what the fuck am I doing?"}, {"start": 14026.36, "end": 14028.36, "text": " I'm gonna take my own trash out"}, {"start": 14028.36, "end": 14030.36, "text": " I don't know what to do with it!"}, {"start": 14042.54, "end": 14044.54, "text": " YOLO!"}, {"start": 14048.640000000001, "end": 14050.640000000001, "text": " YOLO!"}, {"start": 14055.42, "end": 14057.42, "text": " YOLO!"}, {"start": 14057.42, "end": 14059.42, "text": " Yeah, she might be lagging her some shades."}, {"start": 14062.66, "end": 14064.66, "text": " Yo Lou!"}, {"start": 14064.66, "end": 14065.54, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 14065.54, "end": 14069.34, "text": " I need you to pull up and take my take the trash"}, {"start": 14071.9, "end": 14073.98, "text": " Take the what? How far are you from the house?"}, {"start": 14079.14, "end": 14083.66, "text": " I bet I need you now. I need you to take the trash out. I have flies coming around my room"}, {"start": 14087.42, "end": 14094.42, "text": " Drive an hour to 20 minutes to take out the trash and then leave."}, {"start": 14096.42, "end": 14097.42, "text": " Police?"}, {"start": 14102.42, "end": 14105.42, "text": " I'm just kidding. Nah. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking."}, {"start": 14106.42, "end": 14107.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14110.42, "end": 14111.42, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 14111.42, "end": 14114.42, "text": " Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm good."}, {"start": 14114.42, "end": 14116.42, "text": " It was just a prank."}, {"start": 14116.42, "end": 14117.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14117.42, "end": 14120.42, "text": " I was a good one."}, {"start": 14120.42, "end": 14122.42, "text": " Alright, alright, love."}, {"start": 14122.42, "end": 14124.42, "text": " Alright, bye."}, {"start": 14124.42, "end": 14126.42, "text": " Alright, bye."}, {"start": 14126.42, "end": 14128.42, "text": " Fuckin' bad."}, {"start": 14128.42, "end": 14130.42, "text": " That's so, yeah, I went to the drive-in."}, {"start": 14130.42, "end": 14132.42, "text": " I ain't gonna lie about it, you gotta say this shit."}, {"start": 14132.42, "end": 14134.42, "text": " Alright, good guess."}, {"start": 14134.42, "end": 14136.42, "text": " No, just kidding, nah, nah."}, {"start": 14136.42, "end": 14138.42, "text": " I'll not do that to you, bro."}, {"start": 14138.42, "end": 14140.42, "text": " I'll not do that to you, bro."}, {"start": 14140.42, "end": 14142.42, "text": " Just take this shit out, bro."}, {"start": 14142.42, "end": 14144.42, "text": " Literally, let's just take it out of here."}, {"start": 14144.42, "end": 14145.42, "text": " Literally, go ahead and take two seconds."}, {"start": 14145.42, "end": 14147.42, "text": " You didn't say I had a problem with you."}, {"start": 14147.42, "end": 14149.42, "text": " You didn't touch that collar."}, {"start": 14158.42, "end": 14164.42, "text": " We had W going for the cleanest segment."}, {"start": 14166.42, "end": 14168.42, "text": " Tyed."}, {"start": 14168.42, "end": 14170.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14172.42, "end": 14174.42, "text": " I'm not supposed to tie you."}, {"start": 14174.42, "end": 14176.42, "text": " They don't have the red thingies."}, {"start": 14176.42, "end": 14178.42, "text": " Just grab it and tie it up."}, {"start": 14178.42, "end": 14180.42, "text": " Sit."}, {"start": 14180.42, "end": 14182.42, "text": " You gonna look?"}, {"start": 14182.42, "end": 14184.42, "text": " What's up, broski?"}, {"start": 14184.42, "end": 14186.42, "text": " Checking out the trash."}, {"start": 14186.42, "end": 14188.42, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 14188.42, "end": 14190.42, "text": " No, no, I got it."}, {"start": 14196.42, "end": 14198.42, "text": " I can't have a bitch out here."}, {"start": 14198.42, "end": 14200.42, "text": " I'm gonna take the trash out in like a week or two."}, {"start": 14200.42, "end": 14201.86, "text": " Week or two."}, {"start": 14201.86, "end": 14203.74, "text": " You're the most humble millionaire in the world."}, {"start": 14203.74, "end": 14204.74, "text": " What's up, Kepp?"}, {"start": 14204.74, "end": 14205.24, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 14205.24, "end": 14206.14, "text": " I haven't lied."}, {"start": 14206.14, "end": 14206.64, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 14206.64, "end": 14208.22, "text": " What are you, you guys?"}, {"start": 14208.22, "end": 14209.06, "text": " My what?"}, {"start": 14209.06, "end": 14210.78, "text": " Oh, yeah, here's our Marlon."}, {"start": 14210.78, "end": 14212.54, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14212.54, "end": 14215.1, "text": " Marlon going live today?"}, {"start": 14215.1, "end": 14215.9, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 14215.9, "end": 14217.82, "text": " We could sit in there and have a look."}, {"start": 14217.82, "end": 14218.32, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 14224.14, "end": 14224.94, "text": " The bends."}, {"start": 14224.94, "end": 14225.9, "text": " Oh, here you are."}, {"start": 14225.9, "end": 14226.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14226.4, "end": 14229.78, "text": " You got to use momentum and leverage to get it over."}, {"start": 14229.78, "end": 14231.78, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 14233.220000000001, "end": 14235.220000000001, "text": " what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 14245.1, "end": 14247.1, "text": " make some strongs"}, {"start": 14250.68, "end": 14253.68, "text": " do that a hundred more times and now you got a job bro"}, {"start": 14254.0, "end": 14256.0, "text": " don't say that word around me"}, {"start": 14259.78, "end": 14266.78, "text": " Let's fucking go, bro."}, {"start": 14266.78, "end": 14268.78, "text": " Let's fucking go, boys."}, {"start": 14268.78, "end": 14273.78, "text": " Time to go desktop, man."}, {"start": 14273.78, "end": 14274.78, "text": " Hop on the game."}, {"start": 14274.78, "end": 14275.78, "text": " Ooh, what game?"}, {"start": 14275.78, "end": 14278.78, "text": " Oh, bro, but I have to wait."}, {"start": 14278.78, "end": 14280.78, "text": " I have to stall an hour because the gap hasn't saved me."}, {"start": 14280.78, "end": 14281.78, "text": " I want to join, bro."}, {"start": 14281.78, "end": 14283.78, "text": " And then I want to game."}, {"start": 14283.78, "end": 14284.78, "text": " Yes, Jack."}, {"start": 14284.78, "end": 14287.78, "text": " We're hopping on the game today."}, {"start": 14287.78, "end": 14292.78, "text": " That guitar been collected dust I bet"}, {"start": 14294.78, "end": 14296.78, "text": " Let's see if I still got it, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro"}, {"start": 14299.78, "end": 14301.78, "text": " When's the last time I opened this guitar?"}, {"start": 14301.78, "end": 14303.78, "text": " This shit might be added to it"}, {"start": 14303.78, "end": 14305.78, "text": " Let's see if I remember it"}, {"start": 14307.78, "end": 14309.78, "text": " Should I bring this to communities, buddy?"}, {"start": 14309.78, "end": 14310.78, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 14317.78, "end": 14342.78, "text": " You're the coffee that I need in the morning You're the sunshine in the rain when it's"}, {"start": 14342.78, "end": 14343.78, "text": " morning"}, {"start": 14343.78, "end": 14346.78, "text": " Oh, it's that one."}, {"start": 14346.78, "end": 14349.78, "text": " Oh, Jay, you wanna listen to this or not?"}, {"start": 14349.78, "end": 14351.78, "text": " What do you play?"}, {"start": 14351.78, "end": 14353.78, "text": " The other song here?"}, {"start": 14353.78, "end": 14355.78, "text": " Yeah, something better."}, {"start": 14367.78, "end": 14369.78, "text": " Brother, I'm gonna sign you on the stream."}, {"start": 14369.78, "end": 14375.78, "text": " You don't know that she sings for me"}, {"start": 14376.78, "end": 14380.78, "text": " And kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing"}, {"start": 14383.78, "end": 14388.78, "text": " And it don't change if I hide him away"}, {"start": 14388.78, "end": 14391.78, "text": " Did you write on this? No, this is original?"}, {"start": 14392.78, "end": 14398.78, "text": " You are all in a coffee that I needed in the morning"}, {"start": 14399.78, "end": 14402.78, "text": " This sunshine that I'm reading is boring."}, {"start": 14410.78, "end": 14413.78, "text": " I ever catch my fucking son."}, {"start": 14413.78, "end": 14415.78, "text": " My grown-ass son."}, {"start": 14415.78, "end": 14417.78, "text": " Watching this shit?"}, {"start": 14429.78, "end": 14436.900000000001, "text": " But why are there flies genuinely why are there flies why are there so many fucking flies"}, {"start": 14439.94, "end": 14441.94, "text": " 2k face game"}, {"start": 14450.060000000001, "end": 14452.380000000001, "text": " Another 2k face game segment"}, {"start": 14452.380000000001, "end": 14460.6, "text": " play 2k wait chat so would I have to go my piece five and download it or how to"}, {"start": 14460.6, "end": 14469.2, "text": " work I'm not a little later when I hop on a when I hop on a PC again because I'm"}, {"start": 14469.2, "end": 14474.220000000001, "text": " gonna go I wrote talk to download the game and then boom we'll download it but"}, {"start": 14474.220000000001, "end": 14477.28, "text": " I guess I guess we'll fucking play it to get I don't even know if I want to"}, {"start": 14477.28, "end": 14481.420000000002, "text": " play it to okay though that's the thing where it's like the game got"}, {"start": 14481.42, "end": 14487.32, "text": " release and no noise was made. I'd literally only hop on for the face game"}, {"start": 14487.32, "end": 14490.82, "text": " like genuinely."}, {"start": 14497.42, "end": 14501.22, "text": " Same game every year."}, {"start": 14501.220000000001, "end": 14508.660000000002, "text": " what the fuck god that's not me bro"}, {"start": 14508.660000000002, "end": 14518.060000000001, "text": " oh god that's not me to what 21 minute ad that has to be edited a bro does"}, {"start": 14518.060000000001, "end": 14524.820000000002, "text": " twitch even provide that long of an ad what do I add are you watching"}, {"start": 14525.58, "end": 14530.779999999999, "text": " Holy shit, I swear, I swear, that's not me"}, {"start": 14536.38, "end": 14539.94, "text": " Gotta pay up my car, but I did not change I did not up my oh"}, {"start": 14544.46, "end": 14546.46, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 14546.460000000001, "end": 14555.18, "text": " Some of these are hilarious McDonald's SpongeBob x1 piece happy meal"}, {"start": 14557.26, "end": 14559.26, "text": " My fucking goodness"}, {"start": 14563.18, "end": 14564.78, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 14564.78, "end": 14570.94, "text": " Only in Canada glee collab Wow, bro. This could be generational browning a lot"}, {"start": 14571.900000000001, "end": 14575.04, "text": " I don't know. I just cut that that that is generational"}, {"start": 14576.460000000001, "end": 14592.460000000001, "text": " What is he doing with his hands on his table bro?"}, {"start": 14592.460000000001, "end": 14597.34, "text": " Stardomolus get it?"}, {"start": 14597.34, "end": 14602.300000000001, "text": " No genuinely bro, they're literally never gonna end this stream."}, {"start": 14602.300000000001, "end": 14605.18, "text": " Literally not gonna end this stream bro, I don't even know."}, {"start": 14605.18, "end": 14612.7, "text": " Guarantee you guarantee you cuz they're doing a game. I heard about this off stream. They said yo"}, {"start": 14612.82, "end": 14616.62, "text": " We have to beat fortnight in warzone then my crap all in a row"}, {"start": 14616.62, "end": 14620.98, "text": " We lose and win them fortnight losing warzone. We got a restart go back to fortnight"}, {"start": 14621.66, "end": 14623.58, "text": " genuinely"}, {"start": 14623.58, "end": 14625.82, "text": " They're gonna quit they're gonna quit"}, {"start": 14626.86, "end": 14628.86, "text": " Yes in a row"}, {"start": 14630.380000000001, "end": 14632.94, "text": " Unless they changed it but they need Mickey"}, {"start": 14635.18, "end": 14638.78, "text": " Oh my god, dude, it's not in a row"}, {"start": 14639.54, "end": 14644.98, "text": " Bruh shit not in a row. Boo. Yo Chino 35 gifted"}, {"start": 14654.460000000001, "end": 14660.82, "text": " TJ interviews not I seen my max was on a date with hooda. You know what I mean? Just trying to catch a vibe, bro"}, {"start": 14661.78, "end": 14663.78, "text": " Just trying to catch a vibe"}, {"start": 14663.78, "end": 14672.7, "text": " still sparkling water in the wine cup dude was chilling then TJR spawned this"}, {"start": 14672.7, "end": 14679.26, "text": " new upgrade in his setup he went from handhold iPhone to iPhone on a gimbal"}, {"start": 14679.26, "end": 14687.220000000001, "text": " to brass streamers off stream how the fuck did he even find Max"}, {"start": 14693.78, "end": 14700.78, "text": " You're not even saying that they broke!"}, {"start": 14700.78, "end": 14705.78, "text": " Wow, bro."}, {"start": 14705.78, "end": 14707.78, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14707.78, "end": 14709.78, "text": " It's the same kid."}, {"start": 14709.78, "end": 14711.78, "text": " I mean, bro, this kid, literally,"}, {"start": 14711.78, "end": 14715.78, "text": " hammers need to be ashamed of their child."}, {"start": 14715.78, "end": 14717.78, "text": " Yo, fellas!"}, {"start": 14717.78, "end": 14720.78, "text": " Yo, sir, don't miss you, buddies!"}, {"start": 14720.78, "end": 14743.900000000001, "text": " You would think after this stream he would have learned from his mistakes."}, {"start": 14743.9, "end": 14750.9, "text": " get me in contact with his father"}, {"start": 14750.9, "end": 14753.9, "text": " i can really guess your ethnicity with five questions"}, {"start": 14753.9, "end": 14755.9, "text": " that's good bro"}, {"start": 14755.9, "end": 14765.9, "text": " i'm not doing this i'm not doing this"}, {"start": 14765.9, "end": 14768.9, "text": " do it"}, {"start": 14768.9, "end": 14770.9, "text": " do it"}, {"start": 14770.9, "end": 14779.66, "text": " your race with five questions I bet I bet I bet you know what I'm I'm only a"}, {"start": 14779.66, "end": 14782.74, "text": " shit to do I gotta wait for adapters do his intro so we can do the one piece I"}, {"start": 14782.74, "end": 14788.02, "text": " bet better let's do it how about this poor chap"}, {"start": 14788.02, "end": 14799.380000000001, "text": " Damn, y'all joined with haste."}, {"start": 14799.380000000001, "end": 14808.300000000001, "text": " Camera is required, 21 minute ad incoming, no bro, I don't want 21 minute ad, I don't"}, {"start": 14808.300000000001, "end": 14809.300000000001, "text": " do that."}, {"start": 14809.300000000001, "end": 14817.98, "text": " It should be no cam first, yes no cam first and then, boom, after I ask five questions,"}, {"start": 14817.98, "end": 14823.58, "text": " turn on the face cam and then you know what I'm saying"}, {"start": 14828.82, "end": 14833.34, "text": " all right YouTube intro I don't know if this is getting uploaded but it's funny"}, {"start": 14833.34, "end": 14843.06, "text": " if I get there might as well all right chat today I am guessing y'all's race"}, {"start": 14843.06, "end": 14851.76, "text": " with only five questions on my discord I'm ready let's get the first person in"}, {"start": 14851.76, "end": 14858.38, "text": " here I have body dysmorphia all right here we go actually based off names I"}, {"start": 14858.38, "end": 14867.3, "text": " might be able to guess the race okay here we go let's just get a let's just"}, {"start": 14868.2, "end": 14874.480000000001, "text": " Let's get young boy Johnny here, bro. Yo happy day pretend. Yo young boy John, bro"}, {"start": 14877.44, "end": 14879.44, "text": " What hold on"}, {"start": 14879.68, "end": 14882.28, "text": " Shit hold on one second. Let's take it. Yo"}, {"start": 14883.12, "end": 14885.12, "text": " Yo, yo, yo"}, {"start": 14885.640000000001, "end": 14887.640000000001, "text": " Okay, yo, just we in bro"}, {"start": 14889.560000000001, "end": 14891.560000000001, "text": " Asian"}, {"start": 14891.56, "end": 14894.84, "text": " Oh yeah, you got it."}, {"start": 14894.84, "end": 14899.32, "text": " Turn the face cam on bro, let me see if I'm right."}, {"start": 14899.32, "end": 14900.32, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14900.32, "end": 14901.32, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14901.32, "end": 14902.32, "text": " Bro, God!"}, {"start": 14902.32, "end": 14903.32, "text": " I'm like white, but like."}, {"start": 14903.32, "end": 14904.32, "text": " Wait, are you ancient?"}, {"start": 14904.32, "end": 14905.32, "text": " I'm like 50% VMAs."}, {"start": 14905.32, "end": 14906.32, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14906.32, "end": 14907.32, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 14907.32, "end": 14908.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14908.32, "end": 14909.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14909.32, "end": 14910.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14910.32, "end": 14911.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14911.32, "end": 14912.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14912.32, "end": 14913.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14913.32, "end": 14914.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14914.32, "end": 14916.32, "text": " 50% Vietnamese"}, {"start": 14919.24, "end": 14921.0, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 14921.0, "end": 14927.68, "text": " Okay, well all right. Well, like I kind of got it. I mean that's low-key. Damn. Are you I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 14927.68, "end": 14931.84, "text": " You do not look me. I mean, I'm like white people think I'm white, but okay say something Vietnamese"}, {"start": 14934.88, "end": 14938.039999999999, "text": " Bong why like that's I say grandma"}, {"start": 14939.88, "end": 14942.84, "text": " Right white said again Bong why"}, {"start": 14944.32, "end": 14946.32, "text": " Uh, no."}, {"start": 14947.6, "end": 14949.6, "text": " I'd say the accent's very bad."}, {"start": 14950.64, "end": 14952.32, "text": " But why? But why?"}, {"start": 14952.32, "end": 14954.48, "text": " Bro, but my mom never learned."}, {"start": 14954.48, "end": 14956.48, "text": " My mom never learned Vietnamese, though."}, {"start": 14958.16, "end": 14960.16, "text": " Okay, well, uh, thank you for playing, bro."}, {"start": 14960.72, "end": 14962.72, "text": " All right, thank you, bro."}, {"start": 14963.6, "end": 14965.6, "text": " Uh, let's get in here, bro. Who's next?"}, {"start": 14965.84, "end": 14967.84, "text": " Let me actually ask questions here."}, {"start": 14967.84, "end": 14969.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14971.54, "end": 14976.26, "text": " Over one let's see if my race a radar be any better. I"}, {"start": 14977.32, "end": 14980.78, "text": " Mean low key point five out of one like I mean does that count for real?"}, {"start": 14983.34, "end": 14985.34, "text": " Yo, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 14985.880000000001, "end": 14987.880000000001, "text": " Yo, yo"}, {"start": 14988.48, "end": 14990.48, "text": " Jesus bro"}, {"start": 14990.48, "end": 14992.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14992.48, "end": 14994.48, "text": " Nothing nothing nothing."}, {"start": 14994.48, "end": 14996.48, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 14996.48, "end": 14998.48, "text": " So, what's your name?"}, {"start": 14998.48, "end": 15000.48, "text": " My name is Aaron."}, {"start": 15000.48, "end": 15002.48, "text": " Alright, that counts as Aaron."}, {"start": 15002.48, "end": 15004.48, "text": " Okay, that counts as"}, {"start": 15004.48, "end": 15006.48, "text": " a question."}, {"start": 15006.48, "end": 15008.48, "text": " What's your favorite food, Aaron?"}, {"start": 15016.48, "end": 15018.48, "text": " Breaded fish."}, {"start": 15018.48, "end": 15020.6, "text": " Graded fish."}, {"start": 15020.6, "end": 15021.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15021.64, "end": 15025.359999999999, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 15025.359999999999, "end": 15030.439999999999, "text": " Did your parents beat you growing up?"}, {"start": 15030.439999999999, "end": 15031.359999999999, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15031.359999999999, "end": 15032.56, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15032.56, "end": 15036.48, "text": " Eliminating white off the rib."}, {"start": 15043.039999999999, "end": 15046.32, "text": " What did you want to be when you were little,"}, {"start": 15046.32, "end": 15050.199999999999, "text": " like career-wise"}, {"start": 15050.199999999999, "end": 15053.52, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 15053.52, "end": 15054.88, "text": " filmmaker"}, {"start": 15054.88, "end": 15056.92, "text": " of what"}, {"start": 15056.92, "end": 15059.64, "text": " film maker all i think it's a phone maker"}, {"start": 15059.64, "end": 15061.92, "text": " film maker okay okay"}, {"start": 15061.92, "end": 15066.039999999999, "text": " uh... how many questions i got left one one question left"}, {"start": 15066.039999999999, "end": 15067.96, "text": " pretty fish"}, {"start": 15067.96, "end": 15072.08, "text": " pretty fucking fish you want to be a filmmaker"}, {"start": 15072.08, "end": 15073.96, "text": " okay i'll bring my money that"}, {"start": 15073.960000000001, "end": 15079.160000000002, "text": " I got okay I'm guessing your race you are I'm going ethnicity to"}, {"start": 15079.160000000002, "end": 15080.320000000002, "text": " india"}, {"start": 15080.320000000002, "end": 15085.52, "text": " turn on the camera let's see it"}, {"start": 15085.52, "end": 15093.52, "text": " you're actually genius"}, {"start": 15093.52, "end": 15097.84, "text": " wait are you indian or is spanish?"}, {"start": 15097.84, "end": 15099.36, "text": " I'm mexican"}, {"start": 15099.36, "end": 15101.320000000002, "text": " ah fuck"}, {"start": 15101.32, "end": 15104.42, "text": " God, TV bro!"}, {"start": 15104.42, "end": 15106.72, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 15106.72, "end": 15107.72, "text": " Grated fish?"}, {"start": 15107.72, "end": 15109.619999999999, "text": " What makes you..."}, {"start": 15109.619999999999, "end": 15111.52, "text": " My mom made that."}, {"start": 15111.52, "end": 15114.22, "text": " Oh my gosh, dude."}, {"start": 15114.22, "end": 15116.72, "text": " I'm ass at this."}, {"start": 15116.72, "end": 15118.02, "text": " All right, all right, thank you, bro."}, {"start": 15118.02, "end": 15122.22, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 15122.22, "end": 15125.32, "text": " Brother, how am I?"}, {"start": 15125.32, "end": 15126.52, "text": " I'm lost, bro."}, {"start": 15126.52, "end": 15130.92, "text": " Let me do it like this."}, {"start": 15130.92, "end": 15133.64, "text": " Let's get it next person here, bro. I'm over too, bro. Fuck"}, {"start": 15139.08, "end": 15141.08, "text": " Let's get by this"}, {"start": 15143.64, "end": 15149.24, "text": " I thought you rule on Mexicans. Yeah, bro, but he said right at fish the fuck yo, yeah, it's good ballish"}, {"start": 15150.24, "end": 15154.72, "text": " What's up, bro? All right, man, I'm gonna get your race off of five questions. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 15155.76, "end": 15157.76, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 15157.76, "end": 15161.76, "text": " Um, what's your name?"}, {"start": 15161.76, "end": 15162.76, "text": " Eunice."}, {"start": 15162.76, "end": 15163.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15163.76, "end": 15164.76, "text": " Eunice."}, {"start": 15164.76, "end": 15165.76, "text": " Eunice?"}, {"start": 15165.76, "end": 15166.76, "text": " Eunice?"}, {"start": 15166.76, "end": 15173.76, "text": " I've never heard that name in my life, bro."}, {"start": 15173.76, "end": 15174.76, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 15174.76, "end": 15177.76, "text": " I, uh, favorite food."}, {"start": 15177.76, "end": 15179.76, "text": " Watermelon."}, {"start": 15179.76, "end": 15186.56, "text": " What, what car do you drive?"}, {"start": 15186.56, "end": 15194.16, "text": " Mercedes A-Class Oh, shit, okay, wait a minute, let me just"}, {"start": 15194.16, "end": 15198.16, "text": " Google what a Mercedes A-Class was like."}, {"start": 15198.16, "end": 15208.12, "text": " Mercedes A-Class Damn, big bra, okay, okay, alright, alright."}, {"start": 15208.12, "end": 15212.92, "text": " What type of punishment did your parents give you when you grew up?"}, {"start": 15212.92, "end": 15218.92, "text": " Like if you did something bad, was it just a spanking or did you do the book in your"}, {"start": 15218.92, "end": 15221.84, "text": " hands and you got a crotch down on your knees?"}, {"start": 15221.84, "end": 15225.68, "text": " What type of punishment, if you had any?"}, {"start": 15225.68, "end": 15236.240000000002, "text": " I had a lot of corner beating, stove close to your tongue, you know, if you say a"}, {"start": 15236.24, "end": 15246.0, "text": " bad word have you ever had that like fire close to your tongue no actually what"}, {"start": 15246.0, "end": 15251.16, "text": " the fuck are you okay yeah I'm okay"}, {"start": 15251.16, "end": 15253.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15262.08, "end": 15268.039999999999, "text": " Hi, I got my guess bro, and I love he cheated with chat. Um, you're every every"}, {"start": 15269.119999999999, "end": 15270.96, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 15270.96, "end": 15272.96, "text": " You guess man turn the camera"}, {"start": 15273.72, "end": 15275.72, "text": " Wait, I'm sick. How do I?"}, {"start": 15275.720000000001, "end": 15292.160000000002, "text": " I mean, yeah, what do you do my parents my brother my dad what are they real estate"}, {"start": 15294.320000000002, "end": 15296.320000000002, "text": " Real estate God"}, {"start": 15296.68, "end": 15304.000000000002, "text": " Okay, well hey, hey keep going man. You gotta bless. Thank you, man. All right, brother. Have a good one. I always thank God"}, {"start": 15304.0, "end": 15306.28, "text": " Okay, my bro. I have a B"}, {"start": 15307.12, "end": 15309.12, "text": " but"}, {"start": 15309.26, "end": 15312.62, "text": " His eyes are the opposite of yours, but y'all"}, {"start": 15325.04, "end": 15330.08, "text": " Let's get a let's get a name here Gabriel Jellica"}, {"start": 15334.0, "end": 15344.0, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 15344.0, "end": 15345.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15345.0, "end": 15346.0, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 15346.0, "end": 15347.0, "text": " What's up, Jelica?"}, {"start": 15347.0, "end": 15348.0, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 15348.0, "end": 15349.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15349.0, "end": 15350.0, "text": " I'm going to guess your race with five or less questions."}, {"start": 15350.0, "end": 15351.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15351.0, "end": 15352.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15352.0, "end": 15354.0, "text": " Jelica, that's your real name, right?"}, {"start": 15354.0, "end": 15356.0, "text": " No, it's an A."}, {"start": 15356.0, "end": 15358.0, "text": " Are you dead ass?"}, {"start": 15358.0, "end": 15359.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15359.0, "end": 15360.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15360.0, "end": 15361.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15361.0, "end": 15366.0, "text": " Oh shit, I'm done, okay."}, {"start": 15366.0, "end": 15371.0, "text": " Say..."}, {"start": 15371.0, "end": 15376.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15376.0, "end": 15381.0, "text": " Let me think of some questions real quick."}, {"start": 15381.0, "end": 15386.0, "text": " What type of hairstyle do you have?"}, {"start": 15386.0, "end": 15391.0, "text": " What type of hairstyle do you have?"}, {"start": 15391.0, "end": 15395.0, "text": " Uh, I got a Joe Breeze."}, {"start": 15395.0, "end": 15398.0, "text": " Joe what?"}, {"start": 15398.0, "end": 15399.0, "text": " Cornrows."}, {"start": 15399.0, "end": 15401.0, "text": " Cornrows?"}, {"start": 15401.0, "end": 15402.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15402.0, "end": 15404.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15404.0, "end": 15409.0, "text": " Um, okay, I think I'm ready to guess."}, {"start": 15409.0, "end": 15410.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15410.0, "end": 15414.0, "text": " Uh, you are black."}, {"start": 15414.0, "end": 15416.0, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 15417.0, "end": 15420.26, "text": " Okay, hey, hey proof"}, {"start": 15424.96, "end": 15426.96, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 15426.96, "end": 15429.44, "text": " Jellica nice to meet you one question"}, {"start": 15430.08, "end": 15433.28, "text": " Hey, oh my thank you for playing the game"}, {"start": 15434.28, "end": 15437.6, "text": " Thank you. Got you. All right Jellica. You have a good day. Okay?"}, {"start": 15444.0, "end": 15446.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15450.2, "end": 15452.2, "text": " Have body dysmorphia"}, {"start": 15458.08, "end": 15460.08, "text": " Yeah, bro"}, {"start": 15461.76, "end": 15465.76, "text": " I'm not against you in five questions, bro. You love you hear me"}, {"start": 15466.68, "end": 15468.04, "text": " Yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 15468.04, "end": 15472.16, "text": " You hear me. Yeah, I can hear you a lot of clear. Okay. How much do you weigh? I?"}, {"start": 15472.16, "end": 15474.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15474.16, "end": 15476.16, "text": " Way 135"}, {"start": 15476.42, "end": 15478.42, "text": " Okay, how tall are you?"}, {"start": 15483.16, "end": 15485.16, "text": " Um 5 4"}, {"start": 15487.52, "end": 15494.44, "text": " I'm right. I'm raps tight my little baby you little baby bro. I'm just a baby. Oh"}, {"start": 15495.72, "end": 15497.72, "text": " Do you own a pet?"}, {"start": 15497.720000000001, "end": 15499.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15501.720000000001, "end": 15503.720000000001, "text": " Nah, okay"}, {"start": 15505.640000000001, "end": 15507.640000000001, "text": " Your Asian as fuck, bro"}, {"start": 15508.720000000001, "end": 15511.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm I'm Asian bro, and you're Filipino"}, {"start": 15512.68, "end": 15515.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm Filipino as hell bro in the game on bro"}, {"start": 15516.86, "end": 15518.86, "text": " That's that one's obvious"}, {"start": 15520.28, "end": 15527.640000000001, "text": " Five four one thirty five Filipino curly hair check check. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Hey little"}, {"start": 15527.720000000001, "end": 15530.52, "text": " You're a little, bro, I just wanna squeeze your cheeks, dude."}, {"start": 15530.52, "end": 15531.12, "text": " A little cute little thing."}, {"start": 15531.12, "end": 15532.840000000002, "text": " Hey, thanks, dude."}, {"start": 15532.840000000002, "end": 15533.240000000002, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 15533.240000000002, "end": 15536.400000000001, "text": " Hey, shout out Royce, Raps brother."}, {"start": 15536.400000000001, "end": 15538.36, "text": " You're Royce?"}, {"start": 15538.36, "end": 15539.36, "text": " No, bro, I'm his friend."}, {"start": 15539.36, "end": 15539.840000000002, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 15543.68, "end": 15544.560000000001, "text": " Here we go, bro."}, {"start": 15544.560000000001, "end": 15545.760000000002, "text": " Here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 15545.760000000002, "end": 15546.760000000002, "text": " Let's keep him over."}, {"start": 15551.840000000002, "end": 15554.12, "text": " Here we go, chat."}, {"start": 15554.12, "end": 15556.640000000001, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 15556.64, "end": 15560.939999999999, "text": " Stay with Ronaldo, viewer. Let's actually see. Let's see. I want to see something."}, {"start": 15560.939999999999, "end": 15564.939999999999, "text": " Nope, this is not a stay. Who the fuck? I can literally see your profile picture, bro. I'm not."}, {"start": 15572.539999999999, "end": 15574.039999999999, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 15574.039999999999, "end": 15575.539999999999, "text": " Not me."}, {"start": 15576.74, "end": 15578.539999999999, "text": " What's up, big dog?"}, {"start": 15578.539999999999, "end": 15579.64, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 15579.64, "end": 15583.24, "text": " Oi, you're not a- Oh, I thought this was Stay with Ronaldo, but this is just you."}, {"start": 15583.24, "end": 15584.74, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15584.74, "end": 15594.82, "text": " uh are you disappointed no no no um so nicholo right that's your name yep yep all right um"}, {"start": 15595.94, "end": 15600.82, "text": " what is your favorite mom's cooking or family cooking"}, {"start": 15602.02, "end": 15605.699999999999, "text": " fuck um like it's gonna be obvious bro"}, {"start": 15609.22, "end": 15613.14, "text": " pass spaghetti on your meatballs all right you're white you're white you're white"}, {"start": 15614.74, "end": 15620.74, "text": " yeah proof"}, {"start": 15627.74, "end": 15631.86, "text": " bro I'm not gonna lie what am I what's my what's my win rate right now this"}, {"start": 15631.86, "end": 15640.78, "text": " it's easy as fuck Ron clone I can't lie exactly like wrong I'm 3 for 5 this"}, {"start": 15640.78, "end": 15643.7, "text": " This shit's not comfy at all, bro."}, {"start": 15646.1, "end": 15649.1, "text": " Am I just like a racist?"}, {"start": 15649.1, "end": 15650.140000000001, "text": " Am I racist?"}, {"start": 15650.140000000001, "end": 15650.980000000001, "text": " I'm a lucky racist."}, {"start": 15650.980000000001, "end": 15652.74, "text": " Just assume that people's race is bad."}, {"start": 15654.02, "end": 15656.060000000001, "text": " Let's go with Battle Man."}, {"start": 15657.18, "end": 15658.78, "text": " And I don't fuck with that name."}, {"start": 15658.78, "end": 15659.86, "text": " Chopped filter."}, {"start": 15659.86, "end": 15674.86, "text": " 3 questions. Alright, let's do 3 questions."}, {"start": 15674.86, "end": 15676.86, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 15679.08, "end": 15681.08, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 15686.74, "end": 15688.74, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 15692.86, "end": 15694.86, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 15695.5, "end": 15697.5, "text": " Kapo never fuck if the"}, {"start": 15699.900000000001, "end": 15701.900000000001, "text": " Yo custard"}, {"start": 15701.9, "end": 15707.9, "text": " Yo, why do you have to join the discord if you're not going to speeeak up?"}, {"start": 15707.9, "end": 15713.9, "text": " Bro, you're fucking flies dude, why is there flies?"}, {"start": 15713.9, "end": 15715.9, "text": " Pickle."}, {"start": 15715.9, "end": 15720.9, "text": " Yo, what up, what up Pickle?"}, {"start": 15720.9, "end": 15724.9, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, it's me, PickleP."}, {"start": 15724.9, "end": 15730.9, "text": " Um, alright Pickle, I'm about to guess your race in three tries."}, {"start": 15730.9, "end": 15738.02, "text": " uh real quick i do not have i do not have a facecam on my uh pc but i won't look"}, {"start": 15738.02, "end": 15742.02, "text": " ah yeah you're white yes or no all right yeah you got me"}, {"start": 15743.859999999999, "end": 15748.66, "text": " no genuinely bro i feel like i literally just go off of boys bro and that might be racist"}, {"start": 15749.22, "end": 15753.699999999999, "text": " but like i might have just go off the boys right at this point bro this is too easy"}, {"start": 15753.7, "end": 15758.7, "text": " Okay, J. Cool. UCLA."}, {"start": 15758.7, "end": 15760.7, "text": " Well, here we go."}, {"start": 15760.7, "end": 15762.7, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 15766.7, "end": 15767.7, "text": " Yo?"}, {"start": 15767.7, "end": 15769.7, "text": " Yo. Yo, hello?"}, {"start": 15769.7, "end": 15772.7, "text": " Uh, what's your favorite color?"}, {"start": 15772.7, "end": 15775.7, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 15775.7, "end": 15778.7, "text": " Um, what's your most embarrassing story?"}, {"start": 15778.7, "end": 15782.7, "text": " I'm a Jason Weaver."}, {"start": 15782.7, "end": 15786.7, "text": " You're Asian."}, {"start": 15786.7, "end": 15790.7, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 15790.7, "end": 15794.7, "text": " Alright, what are you bro? Let's see the proof."}, {"start": 15794.7, "end": 15798.7, "text": " Uh, let me try not to lie. I don't say I am."}, {"start": 15798.7, "end": 15802.7, "text": " What are you? What are you? Just who are you?"}, {"start": 15802.7, "end": 15806.7, "text": " I'm black."}, {"start": 15806.7, "end": 15810.28, "text": " Why is that your most embarrassing story, bro?"}, {"start": 15810.28, "end": 15812.16, "text": " You fucking kidding me, dude?"}, {"start": 15812.16, "end": 15813.16, "text": " Really, man?"}, {"start": 15813.16, "end": 15816.68, "text": " I'm not trying to win the L-SIS."}, {"start": 15816.68, "end": 15817.68, "text": " You're what?"}, {"start": 15817.68, "end": 15821.52, "text": " This is the only thing I don't tell people that everything else I ever know."}, {"start": 15821.52, "end": 15824.36, "text": " Hey, you know what, bro?"}, {"start": 15824.36, "end": 15827.0, "text": " Okay, alright, alright, bro."}, {"start": 15827.0, "end": 15828.0, "text": " I mean, look at you?"}, {"start": 15828.0, "end": 15831.52, "text": " No, what is that you've been supposed to mean?"}, {"start": 15831.52, "end": 15833.52, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15833.52, "end": 15835.52, "text": " YBG?"}, {"start": 15835.52, "end": 15864.32, "text": " You're lagging."}, {"start": 15864.32, "end": 15869.32, "text": " Hello hello"}, {"start": 15869.32, "end": 15877.32, "text": " Are you the fucking microwave hello you got bad wifi it's cloudy"}, {"start": 15877.32, "end": 15878.16, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 15887.0, "end": 15888.84, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 15888.84, "end": 15889.68, "text": " Taylor."}, {"start": 15893.52, "end": 15895.0, "text": " Yo, what's good, Taylor?"}, {"start": 15895.0, "end": 15896.52, "text": " Yo, what's up, Jason?"}, {"start": 15896.52, "end": 15898.08, "text": " How you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 15898.08, "end": 15899.0, "text": " I'm doing amazing, man."}, {"start": 15899.0, "end": 15899.84, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 15899.84, "end": 15900.68, "text": " I'm doing great."}, {"start": 15900.68, "end": 15903.4, "text": " I'm about to guess your grades have three questions."}, {"start": 15903.4, "end": 15904.4, "text": " All right, bet."}, {"start": 15907.32, "end": 15909.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15909.32, "end": 15915.66, "text": " Actually, I can dead-ass do one stop looking at chat bro. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm looking I'm thinking right now"}, {"start": 15916.92, "end": 15918.92, "text": " What's your penis size?"}, {"start": 15919.68, "end": 15925.039999999999, "text": " Well, I would have thought what I'd tell you that okay. Okay. Sorry overstepping. Hey, how are you here?"}, {"start": 15926.24, "end": 15928.24, "text": " I'm 15 I turn"}, {"start": 15929.68, "end": 15931.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15937.32, "end": 15948.96, "text": " yo mr. Beast yo this is not Jimmy bro Jimmy Donaldson was good bro I"}, {"start": 15948.96, "end": 15964.52, "text": " favorite youtuber mr. Beast why no your Asian yeah oh my oh no hold on hold on"}, {"start": 15964.52, "end": 15966.52, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 15973.02, "end": 15975.02, "text": " Fuck it up, bro."}, {"start": 15985.02, "end": 15987.02, "text": " Good, bro. Logged you."}, {"start": 15991.02, "end": 15991.52, "text": " Get the fuck out."}, {"start": 15991.52, "end": 15994.84, "text": " Wait wait wait wait wait wait, I that that's loving so much like that as well"}, {"start": 15994.84, "end": 15997.44, "text": " Like I actually love him so much like that as well"}, {"start": 15997.48, "end": 16003.16, "text": " Hey, Spam's once it wasn't the chat if I should fly out to the courthouse and I will never see you again, bro"}, {"start": 16009.52, "end": 16014.58, "text": " Oh me south of bro miss out of bro said bro"}, {"start": 16021.52, "end": 16023.52, "text": " Oh, it's none."}, {"start": 16033.52, "end": 16035.52, "text": " Alright, bros. Let's go. Let's go."}, {"start": 16040.52, "end": 16041.52, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 16046.52, "end": 16048.52, "text": " Yo, Tyrone."}, {"start": 16048.52, "end": 16055.52, "text": " Yo, it's good, bro."}, {"start": 16055.52, "end": 16060.52, "text": " Why can't I not hear?"}, {"start": 16060.52, "end": 16065.52, "text": " Yo, what's good, Jason?"}, {"start": 16065.52, "end": 16069.52, "text": " Alright, I'm about to guess your race with three or less questions."}, {"start": 16069.52, "end": 16071.52, "text": " Alright, bro, alright."}, {"start": 16071.52, "end": 16072.52, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16072.52, "end": 16074.52, "text": " You're not guessing my age, bro."}, {"start": 16074.52, "end": 16075.52, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 16075.52, "end": 16077.52, "text": " I don't need your age."}, {"start": 16077.52, "end": 16079.52, "text": " What is"}, {"start": 16080.560000000001, "end": 16082.560000000001, "text": " Is time your real name"}, {"start": 16084.32, "end": 16086.32, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 16095.32, "end": 16098.2, "text": " You are black"}, {"start": 16099.800000000001, "end": 16101.560000000001, "text": " No, I'm not back"}, {"start": 16101.560000000001, "end": 16105.0, "text": " So what made you think Tyrone is a black name?"}, {"start": 16107.52, "end": 16125.76, "text": " God you sent me out not chat chat not chat you are not named Tyrone bro you are not named Tyrone"}, {"start": 16125.76, "end": 16136.32, "text": " What is it bro I'm on the treadmill I'm on the treadmill though I see that bro what's your name"}, {"start": 16136.32, "end": 16152.92, "text": " oh my god you cheated you cheated bro go workout I was nice meeting you bro you fucking asshole"}, {"start": 16152.92, "end": 16159.52, "text": " Oh, God, bro."}, {"start": 16159.52, "end": 16161.12, "text": " Most Asian name of all time."}, {"start": 16161.12, "end": 16164.08, "text": " My cousin's name is Vincent."}, {"start": 16169.24, "end": 16170.960000000001, "text": " Yo, you cannot guess my race."}, {"start": 16170.960000000001, "end": 16172.04, "text": " It's good, bro."}, {"start": 16172.04, "end": 16173.48, "text": " I'm about to guess your race."}, {"start": 16173.48, "end": 16175.16, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 16175.16, "end": 16175.88, "text": " One minute."}, {"start": 16175.88, "end": 16176.36, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 16176.36, "end": 16177.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16177.68, "end": 16179.64, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16179.64, "end": 16181.36, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 16181.36, "end": 16181.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16181.84, "end": 16182.6, "text": " Three questions."}, {"start": 16182.6, "end": 16185.6, "text": " Here we go, what is your name?"}, {"start": 16187.6, "end": 16188.6, "text": " My name is Parker."}, {"start": 16193.6, "end": 16195.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16195.6, "end": 16198.6, "text": " Alright, alright, what's your credit score?"}, {"start": 16200.6, "end": 16203.6, "text": " I actually don't know it, so I can tell you."}, {"start": 16203.6, "end": 16209.6, "text": " Okay, alright, that means you were under the age of 18."}, {"start": 16209.6, "end": 16215.6, "text": " Um, that's not a question. That's an assumption. Okay."}, {"start": 16218.6, "end": 16222.6, "text": " Alright, alright, alright. And are your parents still together?"}, {"start": 16225.6, "end": 16226.6, "text": " Yes they are."}, {"start": 16226.6, "end": 16227.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16227.6, "end": 16230.6, "text": " I have two happily, I have two happily married parents, yes."}, {"start": 16232.6, "end": 16233.6, "text": " You are white."}, {"start": 16234.6, "end": 16235.6, "text": " Or I'm white?"}, {"start": 16236.6, "end": 16237.6, "text": " You are white."}, {"start": 16237.6, "end": 16241.6, "text": " No, I'm not nigga! Fuck you, you thought nigga!"}, {"start": 16241.6, "end": 16247.6, "text": " You're a fucking dumbass. Like, you're a fucking dumbass."}, {"start": 16247.6, "end": 16249.6, "text": " Fucking, wide-eyed bitch."}, {"start": 16249.6, "end": 16251.6, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 16256.6, "end": 16261.6, "text": " Well, he came in with the most like, aga-voice."}, {"start": 16261.6, "end": 16264.6, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 16267.6, "end": 16295.6, "text": " All right, we got a lacy view in here, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,"}, {"start": 16295.6, "end": 16297.6, "text": " Okay, this dude"}, {"start": 16304.48, "end": 16308.2, "text": " Who should I drag next but I think we'll do like three more chat"}, {"start": 16309.960000000001, "end": 16313.54, "text": " White and racist"}, {"start": 16315.16, "end": 16317.76, "text": " What why are you I guessing that why are you I guessing that?"}, {"start": 16320.68, "end": 16322.68, "text": " Drew viewer"}, {"start": 16323.04, "end": 16325.04, "text": " This is his name bear"}, {"start": 16325.04, "end": 16327.6, "text": " You're fucking drew viewer. Yeah"}, {"start": 16331.28, "end": 16333.28, "text": " Yo, yo, what's up Jason? Oh"}, {"start": 16334.12, "end": 16336.12, "text": " My god, oh my god"}, {"start": 16336.400000000001, "end": 16341.76, "text": " What's up? Looks good, bro. So I might get your race out of three questions"}, {"start": 16342.960000000001, "end": 16345.880000000001, "text": " All right back. Who's your favorite streamer? Oh my god. Oh"}, {"start": 16346.880000000001, "end": 16348.880000000001, "text": " my favorite streamer, hmm"}, {"start": 16350.480000000001, "end": 16351.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16351.36, "end": 16356.04, "text": " Gotta go stable mr. Stable run out of Ronnie Nets. Okay, okay"}, {"start": 16357.52, "end": 16360.980000000001, "text": " My gosh thinking about his demographic real quick"}, {"start": 16362.16, "end": 16364.16, "text": " Okay, all right now"}, {"start": 16365.0, "end": 16367.76, "text": " What do you like what's your favorite sport? Oh?"}, {"start": 16369.36, "end": 16371.36, "text": " My favorite sport"}, {"start": 16372.84, "end": 16375.16, "text": " Probably wrestling I like to wrestle. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 16376.640000000001, "end": 16377.960000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16377.960000000001, "end": 16379.960000000001, "text": " Okay, we slow down. Okay"}, {"start": 16379.960000000001, "end": 16395.96, "text": " All right. And favorite food, especially my favorite food. I love food."}, {"start": 16395.96, "end": 16397.96, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 16399.2, "end": 16401.2, "text": " Mmm burritos"}, {"start": 16408.96, "end": 16410.96, "text": " Me hold I"}, {"start": 16411.52, "end": 16414.04, "text": " Think I think I think you're black"}, {"start": 16416.32, "end": 16422.28, "text": " Bro fudge how the bro are are we serious? How do you know that?"}, {"start": 16422.28, "end": 16425.94, "text": " It's a bro. I could tell you're faking the voice. I knew it, bro. I know"}, {"start": 16429.84, "end": 16432.16, "text": " Wait, do you see me? Yeah, see you bruh see you"}, {"start": 16433.12, "end": 16435.12, "text": " All right. Yes. I am black"}, {"start": 16435.48, "end": 16441.14, "text": " Is that your real voice out of the stable shadow state? What is that your real voice?"}, {"start": 16443.36, "end": 16447.539999999997, "text": " No, no, not really. Oh, see, okay. Well, yeah, bro"}, {"start": 16447.54, "end": 16453.32, "text": " Well, Drew viewer, bro, I would if I were you I'd probably change my name. I don't want to really rep that"}, {"start": 16454.620000000003, "end": 16457.08, "text": " Bro, what don't say that about drew bro. What the flip?"}, {"start": 16458.58, "end": 16459.940000000002, "text": " Alright, bro"}, {"start": 16459.940000000002, "end": 16461.940000000002, "text": " All right, peace"}, {"start": 16462.34, "end": 16465.940000000002, "text": " Why y'all saying no entv y'all weird drunk"}, {"start": 16472.58, "end": 16474.58, "text": " Well shit"}, {"start": 16474.940000000002, "end": 16477.34, "text": " Well shit, uh, show us some niggas"}, {"start": 16478.620000000003, "end": 16480.620000000003, "text": " Haven't asked nigga"}, {"start": 16484.260000000002, "end": 16487.620000000003, "text": " Fuck you bitch that you your football picture"}, {"start": 16491.86, "end": 16494.600000000002, "text": " Bitch, I bitch. I just had a most legendary"}, {"start": 16496.300000000003, "end": 16500.820000000003, "text": " Go go open them car backs with a that break. You ain't doing shit. Oh English British, too"}, {"start": 16500.820000000003, "end": 16503.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I ain't a lie, bro. Oh, and the yes"}, {"start": 16503.1, "end": 16505.1, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 16513.1, "end": 16515.699999999997, "text": " Alright, you see somebody okay. I'm what is that racist?"}, {"start": 16519.62, "end": 16524.739999999998, "text": " I'm doing against the race taking it bro. Don't make it a race"}, {"start": 16524.74, "end": 16528.5, "text": " I'm gonna race thing, bro. Yeah, bro"}, {"start": 16529.06, "end": 16534.58, "text": " I'm beyond. It's just I'll give you this bro because I'm sure being who you are you get, you know"}, {"start": 16535.72, "end": 16541.640000000003, "text": " Then my mouth, you know my vibe bro. My bad shout to the Vietnamese community, bro. It's all good, bro. It's okay"}, {"start": 16546.440000000002, "end": 16551.920000000002, "text": " What why he was being racist dude, I was about to go I was about to fire back"}, {"start": 16552.68, "end": 16554.68, "text": " What bro?"}, {"start": 16554.74, "end": 16556.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16562.68, "end": 16565.36, "text": " Vanity Bob, this is my mom last person"}, {"start": 16574.600000000002, "end": 16579.84, "text": " Yo, what up, we need yo, it's a vanity it's gone back. Um"}, {"start": 16579.84, "end": 16584.84, "text": " Um, so, Vanity, you're a mod in my chat, right?"}, {"start": 16586.0, "end": 16587.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16587.04, "end": 16589.28, "text": " Ah, fuck, wrong Vanity, man."}, {"start": 16589.28, "end": 16591.28, "text": " I'm gonna get your race, though, okay?"}, {"start": 16593.6, "end": 16595.4, "text": " Did your parents drive you to school,"}, {"start": 16595.4, "end": 16598.44, "text": " or did you take the school bus growing up?"}, {"start": 16598.44, "end": 16599.8, "text": " My parents drove me."}, {"start": 16599.8, "end": 16601.0, "text": " All right, you're white."}, {"start": 16603.58, "end": 16604.920000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16604.920000000002, "end": 16605.76, "text": " Proof?"}, {"start": 16605.760000000002, "end": 16610.280000000002, "text": " Nice to meet you Vanity."}, {"start": 16610.280000000002, "end": 16612.760000000002, "text": " Nice to meet you bro."}, {"start": 16612.760000000002, "end": 16618.88, "text": " I know I'm a fucking genius bro."}, {"start": 16618.88, "end": 16619.88, "text": " I'm the best at it."}, {"start": 16619.88, "end": 16624.920000000002, "text": " Bro my race radar is so fucking good I feel like."}, {"start": 16624.920000000002, "end": 16627.280000000002, "text": " Keep going one more."}, {"start": 16627.280000000002, "end": 16628.280000000002, "text": " One more check."}, {"start": 16628.280000000002, "end": 16632.600000000002, "text": " Hey bro I'm done doing one more bro this is kind of fun."}, {"start": 16632.6, "end": 16633.6, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 16633.6, "end": 16641.6, "text": " Teemu, Jason, and ween, I kind of want to see what he looks like."}, {"start": 16641.6, "end": 16642.6, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 16642.6, "end": 16643.6, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 16643.6, "end": 16644.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 16644.6, "end": 16645.6, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 16645.6, "end": 16646.6, "text": " Yo, yo, what's good?"}, {"start": 16646.6, "end": 16647.6, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 16647.6, "end": 16648.6, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 16648.6, "end": 16649.6, "text": " Yo, I can hear you."}, {"start": 16649.6, "end": 16650.6, "text": " Can we get a stream pic together after, bro?"}, {"start": 16650.6, "end": 16651.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 16651.6, "end": 16652.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16652.6, "end": 16653.6, "text": " One question."}, {"start": 16653.6, "end": 16654.6, "text": " I got one question for you."}, {"start": 16654.6, "end": 16655.6, "text": " Who do you pay to stream it?"}, {"start": 16655.6, "end": 16656.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16656.6, "end": 16657.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16657.6, "end": 16658.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16658.6, "end": 16659.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16659.6, "end": 16660.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 16660.6, "end": 16662.76, "text": " for you. Who do you have a shimmer?"}, {"start": 16664.44, "end": 16666.0, "text": " Yes, sir. Jason. The we."}, {"start": 16666.239999999998, "end": 16667.079999999998, "text": " Ma. Me?"}, {"start": 16668.199999999997, "end": 16670.6, "text": " Yes, you know, you're Hispanic."}, {"start": 16672.32, "end": 16674.6, "text": " No, you're white."}, {"start": 16680.199999999997, "end": 16682.84, "text": " Like I'm like, I'm Asian, bro."}, {"start": 16682.96, "end": 16684.239999999998, "text": " You're Asian and white."}, {"start": 16685.399999999998, "end": 16685.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16686.039999999997, "end": 16686.84, "text": " All right, so the camera."}, {"start": 16688.399999999998, "end": 16689.359999999997, "text": " Well, I don't got a shit."}, {"start": 16689.36, "end": 16695.28, "text": " Okay, all right, well should I go get a shirt? I mean I would prefer if you had a shirt on I"}, {"start": 16696.36, "end": 16698.8, "text": " That way I got your shimmy"}, {"start": 16702.32, "end": 16704.32, "text": " No"}, {"start": 16719.36, "end": 16725.2, "text": " This is for everything, this is for everything"}, {"start": 16725.2, "end": 16729.16, "text": " Hey, that's really like you, so what ever can trust me for this"}, {"start": 16729.16, "end": 16732.16, "text": " She's everything, she's only for me"}, {"start": 16735.16, "end": 16736.16, "text": " I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 16736.16, "end": 16737.16, "text": " She looked like Jell-O!"}, {"start": 16737.16, "end": 16738.16, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16739.16, "end": 16740.16, "text": " Back to her"}, {"start": 16744.16, "end": 16746.16, "text": " Hey, what's up bro?"}, {"start": 16747.16, "end": 16748.16, "text": " What's up bro?"}, {"start": 16748.16, "end": 16754.72, "text": " a little stream pick going wait what type of Asian are you oh I'm from"}, {"start": 16754.72, "end": 16765.16, "text": " Oh okay okay far I bet flicker I cannot believe I'm gonna be smoothie bro"}, {"start": 16765.16, "end": 16779.04, "text": " You won't guess mine last one last one last one"}, {"start": 16781.04, "end": 16783.04, "text": " Yo, yo"}, {"start": 16783.32, "end": 16785.32, "text": " What's up Jason? You're the last one"}, {"start": 16786.28, "end": 16789.72, "text": " Alright, bro, and I guarantee you I could guess your race"}, {"start": 16789.72, "end": 16796.72, "text": " questions. All right, your"}, {"start": 16796.72, "end": 16799.72, "text": " what do you like? What's your"}, {"start": 16799.72, "end": 16800.72, "text": " favorite show?"}, {"start": 16800.72, "end": 16803.72, "text": " My favorite show?"}, {"start": 16803.72, "end": 16807.72, "text": " Probably The Flash."}, {"start": 16807.72, "end": 16809.72, "text": " You, sir?"}, {"start": 16809.72, "end": 16814.72, "text": " Are..."}, {"start": 16814.72, "end": 16816.72, "text": " Okay, hold on. I'm going to use my"}, {"start": 16816.72, "end": 16818.72, "text": " second one. I'm going to use"}, {"start": 16818.72, "end": 16821.48, "text": " I'll give you my other questions, all right."}, {"start": 16821.48, "end": 16822.7, "text": " Marvel or DC?"}, {"start": 16826.280000000002, "end": 16830.04, "text": " As of right now, I'll be Marvel, bro."}, {"start": 16834.68, "end": 16838.68, "text": " What type of punishment did you receive growing up as a kid?"}, {"start": 16838.68, "end": 16840.260000000002, "text": " Ooh, all right, good question."}, {"start": 16843.84, "end": 16846.56, "text": " My mom used to grab hangers"}, {"start": 16846.56, "end": 16855.5, "text": " like flip-flops I guess hangers like situate hangers yeah like him hangers"}, {"start": 16855.5, "end": 16864.56, "text": " and flip-flops flip-flops okay I like flip-flops you sir you are Hispanic"}, {"start": 16864.56, "end": 16866.56, "text": " Alright, final answer?"}, {"start": 16866.56, "end": 16868.56, "text": " Final answer."}, {"start": 16873.56, "end": 16875.56, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 16876.56, "end": 16878.56, "text": " What's that one saying?"}, {"start": 16878.56, "end": 16880.56, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 16880.56, "end": 16882.56, "text": " Come on. Come on!"}, {"start": 16882.56, "end": 16883.56, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 16883.56, "end": 16885.56, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 16885.56, "end": 16888.56, "text": " Bro, disable your thing on openS, bro!"}, {"start": 16888.56, "end": 16890.56, "text": " Change the camera!"}, {"start": 16890.56, "end": 16892.56, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 16894.56, "end": 16899.9, "text": " what the why is it not happening bro oh my you edging me right now no no no"}, {"start": 16899.9, "end": 16909.2, "text": " I'm here I'm here there we go oh what's up chat what the fuck Asian I am bro"}, {"start": 16909.2, "end": 16917.68, "text": " you're Filipino I was on your Vegas stream bro oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 16917.68, "end": 16919.68, "text": " I'm back, huh?"}, {"start": 16919.68, "end": 16920.68, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 16920.68, "end": 16922.38, "text": " Welcome to me, bro."}, {"start": 16922.38, "end": 16924.28, "text": " Fuck this shit on my ass, bro."}, {"start": 16924.28, "end": 16927.68, "text": " It's like if you and Raf had a baby, never ever put that birth."}, {"start": 16927.68, "end": 16931.28, "text": " Yeah, Jeff was calling me Bigger Monoraf, bro."}, {"start": 16931.28, "end": 16933.44, "text": " Hey, listen, bro, you were right."}, {"start": 16933.44, "end": 16934.48, "text": " I couldn't get yours, man."}, {"start": 16934.48, "end": 16936.68, "text": " But hey, good to meet you, bro."}, {"start": 16936.68, "end": 16937.4, "text": " Good to meet you, bro."}, {"start": 16937.4, "end": 16938.52, "text": " See you again soon, bro."}, {"start": 16938.52, "end": 16939.16, "text": " Hi, dude."}, {"start": 16939.16, "end": 16940.44, "text": " Hop on the courier house, maybe?"}, {"start": 16940.44, "end": 16940.94, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 16943.94, "end": 16946.96, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 16946.96, "end": 16950.96, "text": " What was my break- what was my breakings? How did I do? I feel like-"}, {"start": 16953.36, "end": 16959.36, "text": " I feel like I'm kinda shit at that. Am I washed, bro? 50-50? I'm trash?"}, {"start": 16960.16, "end": 16964.96, "text": " Don't end on a loss? Nah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm gonna- I'm gonna 5-5-5."}, {"start": 16972.16, "end": 16976.559999999998, "text": " Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on."}, {"start": 16976.56, "end": 16983.24, "text": " Hey, I'm right here. I know y'all can't see me. I'm right here behind this pole"}, {"start": 16989.52, "end": 16994.32, "text": " Send this video to a thought nigga you want to see when"}, {"start": 16995.920000000002, "end": 16999.7, "text": " Sort of gonna call me a joke. Okay, you'd be cracking up a joke. So are you trying to"}, {"start": 17003.36, "end": 17005.36, "text": " Hey, I'm right"}, {"start": 17006.56, "end": 17008.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17008.72, "end": 17010.72, "text": " Brother that ready for Naruto or what?"}, {"start": 17015.52, "end": 17019.780000000002, "text": " What is mouth for you genuinely what is mouth for you Naruto"}, {"start": 17024.24, "end": 17030.16, "text": " What is he say the headshot submit this photo of saboteur, oh he better do nominations dude"}, {"start": 17032.72, "end": 17034.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17034.72, "end": 17037.72, "text": " I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are."}, {"start": 17041.72, "end": 17042.72, "text": " I'm sure you are."}, {"start": 17042.72, "end": 17044.72, "text": " Have anyone wanted to choose between this?"}, {"start": 17044.72, "end": 17045.72, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17045.72, "end": 17046.72, "text": " They're not tripping?"}, {"start": 17048.72, "end": 17049.72, "text": " It's a wrap."}, {"start": 17049.72, "end": 17052.72, "text": " They would have 1000% choose this because there's no like cuts."}, {"start": 17052.72, "end": 17054.72, "text": " Like there's no like messes up with the healing."}, {"start": 17054.72, "end": 17056.72, "text": " It's kind of just like, it's like paint."}, {"start": 17056.72, "end": 17057.72, "text": " It literally is like paint."}, {"start": 17057.72, "end": 17061.72, "text": " This is 110 down the option for like just make it."}, {"start": 17061.72, "end": 17066.22, "text": " Hi guys, I'm here with the famous St. Louis Moldov."}, {"start": 17066.22, "end": 17070.22, "text": " I guess, yeah, I'm not like, I sure am, I sure am."}, {"start": 17070.22, "end": 17072.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17075.22, "end": 17077.22, "text": " I don't know why you sent me this."}, {"start": 17077.22, "end": 17078.22, "text": " It's a clean color though."}, {"start": 17078.22, "end": 17080.22, "text": " What car should I rent my car?"}, {"start": 17080.22, "end": 17081.22, "text": " Whatever car I get."}, {"start": 17081.22, "end": 17082.22, "text": " What color should I do?"}, {"start": 17082.22, "end": 17083.22, "text": " I can't do yellow."}, {"start": 17083.22, "end": 17084.22, "text": " I'm not doing yellow."}, {"start": 17084.22, "end": 17085.22, "text": " Have anyone?"}, {"start": 17085.22, "end": 17087.22, "text": " Hold on, let me see."}, {"start": 17087.22, "end": 17095.120000000003, "text": " Hey chat, I'm already in this, I'm already in this, I'm already in this, you can see"}, {"start": 17095.120000000003, "end": 17097.9, "text": " anybody in me alright, I'm in this, I'm in this, I will be winning the whole tournament"}, {"start": 17097.9, "end": 17102.68, "text": " okay, and I know, I know, all the Fortnite, gaming, whatever, I'm in this hard, on God"}, {"start": 17102.68, "end": 17104.18, "text": " this will be tough."}, {"start": 17104.18, "end": 17111.18, "text": " Bring back Mr. Beast and rap. The meme is dead and I can't rap."}, {"start": 17134.18, "end": 17138.1, "text": " Fresh planted, yeah, fresh, won't you say a cardigan?"}, {"start": 17138.1, "end": 17141.02, "text": " Virgin Mary flowers say I put no fishes in it."}, {"start": 17141.02, "end": 17142.38, "text": " Everyone I got help in it."}, {"start": 17142.38, "end": 17143.82, "text": " She's from Boston, say I'm in it."}, {"start": 17143.82, "end": 17145.74, "text": " She's get out my head, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh."}, {"start": 17145.74, "end": 17148.38, "text": " This bitch came from for real, yeah, huh."}, {"start": 17148.38, "end": 17149.94, "text": " Are you serious, bro?"}, {"start": 17151.62, "end": 17154.94, "text": " Little baby got a fucking Mr. Beast feature?"}, {"start": 17154.94, "end": 17155.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17155.86, "end": 17158.260000000002, "text": " He kinda slid, though, bro."}, {"start": 17158.260000000002, "end": 17160.54, "text": " Y'all think Little Baby got paid to do this?"}, {"start": 17160.54, "end": 17165.54, "text": " Beast X baby"}, {"start": 17165.54, "end": 17170.54, "text": " Holy fuck bro"}, {"start": 17170.54, "end": 17175.54, "text": " Tel Aviv collab"}, {"start": 17175.54, "end": 17177.54, "text": " I ain't gonna lie bro"}, {"start": 17177.54, "end": 17179.54, "text": " Dream, dream physique"}, {"start": 17179.54, "end": 17181.54, "text": " Wallahi bro"}, {"start": 17181.54, "end": 17183.54, "text": " Dream physique"}, {"start": 17183.54, "end": 17185.54, "text": " Vanus Gaming you have done it"}, {"start": 17185.54, "end": 17187.54, "text": " Edmond Fong you have done it"}, {"start": 17187.54, "end": 17189.54, "text": " This is during physique, bro."}, {"start": 17192.100000000002, "end": 17194.34, "text": " Y'all can say D1, Y'all can say whatever y'all want, bro."}, {"start": 17194.34, "end": 17196.34, "text": " Too short, you're too short."}, {"start": 17196.34, "end": 17198.34, "text": " I'm not too short for this shit, bro."}, {"start": 17198.34, "end": 17200.58, "text": " What? I'm already kind of built like this, I just need abs."}, {"start": 17202.34, "end": 17204.74, "text": " U-5-8, this is impossible, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 17204.74, "end": 17207.06, "text": " Just... Stop, bro!"}, {"start": 17208.18, "end": 17209.22, "text": " Stop doing that!"}, {"start": 17210.100000000002, "end": 17210.5, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 17213.780000000002, "end": 17215.3, "text": " You're not even half as big."}, {"start": 17215.3, "end": 17216.58, "text": " Get on my dick!"}, {"start": 17217.54, "end": 17219.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17228.82, "end": 17230.98, "text": " Disappointed I crumble please do better Dan"}, {"start": 17230.98, "end": 17235.02, "text": " Oh sayi tweet damn brah"}, {"start": 17247.54, "end": 17248.66, "text": " Do that, bro!"}, {"start": 17248.66, "end": 17250.940000000002, "text": " Oh, he actually fucked you up, that's weird bro."}, {"start": 17250.940000000002, "end": 17253.38, "text": " He fucked up, he's still in my body."}, {"start": 17253.38, "end": 17254.74, "text": " He handed it to you."}, {"start": 17254.74, "end": 17255.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17255.940000000002, "end": 17257.46, "text": " Damn, W Sinner."}, {"start": 17257.46, "end": 17259.66, "text": " I really said you can't stab my chain, bitch."}, {"start": 17259.66, "end": 17263.46, "text": " Wait, did she pass everybody?"}, {"start": 17263.46, "end": 17264.620000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17264.620000000003, "end": 17266.02, "text": " You can't have them."}, {"start": 17266.02, "end": 17267.02, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17267.02, "end": 17268.86, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 17268.86, "end": 17271.06, "text": " First of all, Diablo, they were the one."}, {"start": 17271.06, "end": 17273.18, "text": " Second."}, {"start": 17273.18, "end": 17275.780000000002, "text": " Dude, she might have fucked around."}, {"start": 17275.78, "end": 17277.78, "text": " She better go"}, {"start": 17281.1, "end": 17285.16, "text": " That'd be fucking wheels man do this color"}, {"start": 17290.719999999998, "end": 17292.719999999998, "text": " You safe"}, {"start": 17294.98, "end": 17296.98, "text": " To be fair though"}, {"start": 17296.98, "end": 17305.14, "text": " Did we stop doing wheels after we hit a hundred K I ain't a lot I think I kept"}, {"start": 17305.14, "end": 17307.5, "text": " doing wheels"}, {"start": 17307.5, "end": 17311.5, "text": " Use the tune when the star got you calling"}, {"start": 17317.18, "end": 17317.9, "text": " Ray Reyes"}, {"start": 17320.46, "end": 17322.3, "text": " Stay where Ronaldo, Jason the W..."}, {"start": 17322.3, "end": 17324.54, "text": " The core boys need to choose"}, {"start": 17327.02, "end": 17331.66, "text": " Core has six big streamers on the internet but somehow that might be exactly why it isn't working"}, {"start": 17333.34, "end": 17335.66, "text": " Hold on bro, I didn't know he might have got me hooked"}, {"start": 17335.66, "end": 17341.02, "text": " All right, I might be able to, this might be a good reaction, eight minutes, that's"}, {"start": 17341.02, "end": 17344.42, "text": " a sweet fucking spot for a reaction."}, {"start": 17344.42, "end": 17346.18, "text": " It's a hook bro, it's a hook, see?"}, {"start": 17346.18, "end": 17350.5, "text": " It's got the chat round up, it's got me round up, but what do you mean, it's not working?"}, {"start": 17350.5, "end": 17352.94, "text": " Hold on, let me see."}, {"start": 17352.94, "end": 17357.62, "text": " Stato Ronaldo, Jason Loween, Silky, Marlon, Lacey, and Adapt."}, {"start": 17357.62, "end": 17363.22, "text": " Six of the biggest personalities in streaming all under one roof."}, {"start": 17363.22, "end": 17366.74, "text": " paper the core boys should be unstoppable so why aren't they wait"}, {"start": 17366.74, "end": 17377.2, "text": " it's a Bobo's let me let me see this because individually there's some of the"}, {"start": 17377.2, "end": 17385.36, "text": " best streamers on the internet she got woes hot as fuck but as a team they're"}, {"start": 17385.36, "end": 17390.34, "text": " kind of a mess so what's really going on here yeah the level of like money"}, {"start": 17390.34, "end": 17396.32, "text": " they make it varies some of these guys make five million a year and some of"}, {"start": 17396.32, "end": 17400.96, "text": " them make 500k and can these guys learn a thing or two I watched this I watched"}, {"start": 17400.96, "end": 17407.44, "text": " two minutes and this dude is dead a retard damn those bug from the goats"}, {"start": 17407.44, "end": 17411.72, "text": " that built this group content formula before core ends up suffering the same"}, {"start": 17411.72, "end": 17416.08, "text": " fetus phase I was built on a great idea take the parts of face that made it"}, {"start": 17416.08, "end": 17419.74, "text": " fun leave the drama behind and start over with the combination of fresh"}, {"start": 17419.74, "end": 17428.74, "text": " faces and veterans by this point phase had gone through years of corporate"}, {"start": 17428.74, "end": 17432.38, "text": " changes management problem and honestly so much drama we don't have time to get"}, {"start": 17432.38, "end": 17440.100000000002, "text": " into for this video classic video we have decided"}, {"start": 17440.1, "end": 17442.699999999997, "text": " Holy Suki iPad stream, bro"}, {"start": 17448.98, "end": 17456.3, "text": " Initially you guys wouldn't have formed a group without that so like I can't even like respond to this because I literally can't go to your thing banks"}, {"start": 17456.3, "end": 17462.18, "text": " We're doing our things. Let's just you know, I'm not talking about you core gave the guys a chance to build something on their own terms"}, {"start": 17462.18, "end": 17465.18, "text": " We create own and brought everything"}, {"start": 17466.62, "end": 17469.5, "text": " Now we're talking about some of the biggest names in streaming here"}, {"start": 17469.5, "end": 17474.82, "text": " I mean these guys all have the chemistry that you need for a great content house, and they've had finally freed them"}, {"start": 17474.82, "end": 17480.02, "text": " So classic Marlon in a great costume classic stream of all the management bearing down on them"}, {"start": 17487.06, "end": 17492.58, "text": " They took the freedom and friendship that made the early phase so exciting and broke away from everything that had gotten in the"}, {"start": 17492.58, "end": 17495.26, "text": " Way of it on paper the plan for core was perfect"}, {"start": 17495.260000000002, "end": 17500.980000000003, "text": " But the cracks started to show pretty quickly phases management had become part of the reason these guys wanted out"}, {"start": 17501.06, "end": 17504.980000000003, "text": " But having no management created an entirely different problem"}, {"start": 17504.980000000003, "end": 17511.140000000003, "text": " These are six of the biggest personalities in streaming and they're big for a reason. They all want to be the clip you cannot"}, {"start": 17511.58, "end": 17514.500000000004, "text": " Always be the clip except for one guy"}, {"start": 17515.500000000004, "end": 17521.820000000003, "text": " Able we're not oh the thing know how to command the stream create a moment and make themselves entertaining which is incredible for"}, {"start": 17521.82, "end": 17529.02, "text": " Collaboration classic clip but it doesn't necessarily make for a great team core was never gonna survive six individual careers alone"}, {"start": 17535.02, "end": 17538.7, "text": " Name had to eventually mean something bigger than the creators underneath it"}, {"start": 17538.7, "end": 17545.46, "text": " But that requires someone to actually go out and force all these guys to operate as a team for all the problems with phase management"}, {"start": 17545.579999999998, "end": 17550.86, "text": " They had something cores missing someone around the business side of things someone to do the boring stuff"}, {"start": 17550.86, "end": 17552.86, "text": " and without that things fell apart."}, {"start": 17552.86, "end": 17555.86, "text": " I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, bro."}, {"start": 17555.86, "end": 17557.86, "text": " No one threw a party."}, {"start": 17557.86, "end": 17559.86, "text": " I'm sure y'all want to have this explanation."}, {"start": 17559.86, "end": 17560.86, "text": " You're not gonna throw-"}, {"start": 17560.86, "end": 17562.86, "text": " Okay, this has nothing to do with management, bro."}, {"start": 17562.86, "end": 17565.86, "text": " This is just like, oh, we didn't want to throw a party."}, {"start": 17565.86, "end": 17567.86, "text": " As in not all of us wanted to do the party."}, {"start": 17567.86, "end": 17570.86, "text": " This is us thinking, not a fucking management thing."}, {"start": 17570.86, "end": 17574.86, "text": " Well, fourth of July, cool party without cool."}, {"start": 17574.86, "end": 17576.86, "text": " It's cancelled, man. It's cancelled."}, {"start": 17576.86, "end": 17578.86, "text": " I literally had the house and everything,"}, {"start": 17578.86, "end": 17585.98, "text": " don't want to do the party. I mean, I did, but like, bro, that's not management."}, {"start": 17585.98, "end": 17590.82, "text": " We had to run their own stream, but no one was responsible for running core. And yes,"}, {"start": 17590.82, "end": 17595.9, "text": " while these guys are hilarious and great at making fun and engaging viral content, they're"}, {"start": 17595.9, "end": 17596.9, "text": " not businessmen."}, {"start": 17596.9, "end": 17600.22, "text": " Sound God, you put it in. Seriously. No, you didn't. Did you?"}, {"start": 17600.22, "end": 17601.22, "text": " Oh, I did."}, {"start": 17601.22, "end": 17604.22, "text": " Miss some dynamite on dynamite on dynamite."}, {"start": 17604.22, "end": 17605.22, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 17605.22, "end": 17610.08, "text": " Oh my god, Mar you pushed up."}, {"start": 17610.08, "end": 17611.08, "text": " You ship me to the captain."}, {"start": 17611.08, "end": 17615.72, "text": " Someone willing to make the calls, plan the events, and keep six massive personalities"}, {"start": 17615.72, "end": 17617.460000000003, "text": " all moving in the same direction."}, {"start": 17617.460000000003, "end": 17621.800000000003, "text": " And whether he intended to or not, that responsibility fell on adapt."}, {"start": 17621.800000000003, "end": 17625.940000000002, "text": " Scarface suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame."}, {"start": 17625.940000000002, "end": 17626.940000000002, "text": " And became lame?"}, {"start": 17626.940000000002, "end": 17627.940000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17627.940000000002, "end": 17628.940000000002, "text": " What's up with this hate-n-ass nail?"}, {"start": 17628.940000000002, "end": 17629.940000000002, "text": " You're lame."}, {"start": 17629.940000000002, "end": 17630.940000000002, "text": " So he stepped up."}, {"start": 17630.940000000002, "end": 17635.04, "text": " He became the guy planning the group streams, organizing the events, getting everyone"}, {"start": 17635.04, "end": 17638.48, "text": " And basically doing the work that management used to handle"}, {"start": 17638.48, "end": 17642.260000000002, "text": " But now the problem with this is that he was trying to run the business of core"}, {"start": 17642.3, "end": 17648.34, "text": " Will also being the same old phase adapt and that just wasn't gonna work long term"}, {"start": 17648.34, "end": 17653.66, "text": " Right prediction when you guys started your group is that one person's gonna do the brunt of the workload to get it started"}, {"start": 17653.66, "end": 17658.3, "text": " It's kind of like imagine doing a group project every week and you're getting an a"}, {"start": 17658.780000000002, "end": 17660.780000000002, "text": " But you're doing all the work. Yo woes"}, {"start": 17660.78, "end": 17665.46, "text": " Oh, dude, that boy moves gettin' hot, bro!"}, {"start": 17665.46, "end": 17666.3, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 17668.3, "end": 17669.46, "text": " At some point, you're like,"}, {"start": 17669.46, "end": 17672.379999999997, "text": " well, forget it, I wanna just work on my own shit, myself."}, {"start": 17672.379999999997, "end": 17673.739999999998, "text": " That's really the problem here."}, {"start": 17673.739999999998, "end": 17676.78, "text": " All the revenue that comes from Core is split six ways,"}, {"start": 17676.78, "end": 17679.36, "text": " but the work required to make those events happen"}, {"start": 17679.36, "end": 17681.539999999997, "text": " is not being split six ways."}, {"start": 17681.539999999997, "end": 17683.44, "text": " But Dap can keep sacrificing his own time"}, {"start": 17683.44, "end": 17684.82, "text": " to make the group stronger,"}, {"start": 17684.82, "end": 17686.94, "text": " but how long is that sustainable for him?"}, {"start": 17688.699999999997, "end": 17690.579999999998, "text": " At some point, every member of Core"}, {"start": 17690.58, "end": 17692.620000000003, "text": " has to answer the same question."}, {"start": 17692.620000000003, "end": 17693.74, "text": " Where do you draw the line here?"}, {"start": 17693.74, "end": 17697.02, "text": " Where does your responsibility to your own career end?"}, {"start": 17697.02, "end": 17698.980000000003, "text": " And where does your responsibility to the team,"}, {"start": 17698.980000000003, "end": 17701.100000000002, "text": " the core boys, where does that start?"}, {"start": 17701.100000000002, "end": 17704.02, "text": " To answer that question, we need to look at the money."}, {"start": 17704.02, "end": 17706.02, "text": " The thing is, you're often rich and it will be successful"}, {"start": 17706.02, "end": 17707.02, "text": " even if the core doesn't exist."}, {"start": 17707.02, "end": 17707.86, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 17707.86, "end": 17709.06, "text": " I don't know if you guys care."}, {"start": 17709.06, "end": 17710.100000000002, "text": " No, we care."}, {"start": 17710.100000000002, "end": 17712.300000000003, "text": " Or we can definitely, maybe I literally"}, {"start": 17712.300000000003, "end": 17714.06, "text": " had this thing talk about it yesterday,"}, {"start": 17714.06, "end": 17716.100000000002, "text": " like it's our baby, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 17716.100000000002, "end": 17718.06, "text": " We know the boys are rich, but I don't think"}, {"start": 17718.06, "end": 17720.5, "text": " we realize just how much money these guys actually"}, {"start": 17720.5, "end": 17726.1, "text": " So he definitely watched the Maybach Monday with Ludwigs, I appreciate that."}, {"start": 17726.1, "end": 17729.1, "text": " I'm gonna do my take on this after I finish watching the video."}, {"start": 17729.1, "end": 17733.1, "text": " The problem here is that not all the members of Core make the same amount of money."}, {"start": 17733.1, "end": 17742.9, "text": " Yeah, the level of money they make varies drastically."}, {"start": 17742.9, "end": 17748.82, "text": " Some of these guys make 5 million a year and some of them make 500k a year."}, {"start": 17748.82, "end": 17753.18, "text": " and make 15 million. Ron probably makes the most, I would agree."}, {"start": 17753.18, "end": 17757.5, "text": " If Ron's out here making 340k a month off his solo streams and all the solo stuff he"}, {"start": 17757.5, "end": 17762.26, "text": " does, his individual career, he'll make 60k a month from the Corboy stuff, the YouTube"}, {"start": 17762.26, "end": 17766.98, "text": " videos, the Twitch streams on the Cor channel. Why should he care about the team? Some"}, {"start": 17766.98, "end": 17770.38, "text": " of these guys need the group or the others. They aren't all hungry for the team to"}, {"start": 17770.38, "end": 17774.02, "text": " win because some of them could make more money just by doing their own stuff. Now"}, {"start": 17774.02, "end": 17776.38, "text": " I think we can all agree that we want these guys to win."}, {"start": 17776.38, "end": 17779.38, "text": " Wow, I ain't a lot of you leave us fucked for that, bro."}, {"start": 17780.38, "end": 17781.38, "text": " Hey, listen, bro."}, {"start": 17783.38, "end": 17785.38, "text": " Hang on, I don't even think we're gonna make some noise."}, {"start": 17785.38, "end": 17786.38, "text": " I think Lacey makes some noise."}, {"start": 17786.38, "end": 17788.38, "text": " This dude got a room bed deal, bro."}, {"start": 17789.38, "end": 17791.38, "text": " And the boys, they're not idiots."}, {"start": 17791.38, "end": 17793.38, "text": " They know something has to change."}, {"start": 17793.38, "end": 17796.38, "text": " But that was hitting a lot of the YouTube"}, {"start": 17796.38, "end": 17798.38, "text": " in the most part with ideas and stuff."}, {"start": 17798.38, "end": 17800.38, "text": " But since the beginning of this week, we had a conversation."}, {"start": 17800.38, "end": 17802.38, "text": " And things are actually changing."}, {"start": 17802.38, "end": 17803.38, "text": " Things are going well."}, {"start": 17803.38, "end": 17805.38, "text": " We're getting creative."}, {"start": 17805.38, "end": 17808.04, "text": " So he saw this clip and decided to still post this video."}, {"start": 17808.84, "end": 17812.14, "text": " We're getting more management. Things are, things are better now."}, {"start": 17812.58, "end": 17813.58, "text": " Things are way better now."}, {"start": 17813.84, "end": 17814.84, "text": " So what's the plan?"}, {"start": 17814.98, "end": 17817.8, "text": " Well, let's take a look at the blueprint for guy content groups."}, {"start": 17817.8, "end": 17819.14, "text": " The goats are this sort of thing."}, {"start": 17819.24, "end": 17821.04, "text": " The people that have been around the longest doing it."}, {"start": 17821.04, "end": 17822.84, "text": " The Sidemen and Dude Perfect."}, {"start": 17823.04, "end": 17827.68, "text": " The Sidemen pretty much solved the exact problem that the Cornboys are going through years ago."}, {"start": 17827.780000000002, "end": 17831.64, "text": " Instead of letting one person become the guy responsible for all the content,"}, {"start": 17831.64, "end": 17834.54, "text": " they spread that responsibility across the entire group."}, {"start": 17834.54, "end": 17840.7, "text": " Everyone pitches ideas the group decides what they actually want to make and then one of the guys takes ownership of that video"}, {"start": 17841.06, "end": 17847.5, "text": " Next time that responsibility rotates to somebody else in the group and they have an actual production team handling the logistics underneath it"}, {"start": 17847.5, "end": 17853.74, "text": " All the result is a system where everyone contributes equally and nobody ends up stuck doing all the work like adapt"}, {"start": 17853.9, "end": 17857.66, "text": " So that solves the planning and logistics problem, but what about the money problem?"}, {"start": 17857.7, "end": 17861.54, "text": " That's what it really comes down to at the end of the day is how are these guys cutting up the pie?"}, {"start": 17861.54, "end": 17865.66, "text": " Let's look at Dude Perfect here. What makes them so great? They've been in the game for 20 years."}, {"start": 17865.66, "end": 17867.260000000002, "text": " I have another video on them. Go check it out."}, {"start": 17867.260000000002, "end": 17872.58, "text": " But what can the core boys learn from them? Well, Dude Perfect works because the members win together."}, {"start": 17872.58, "end": 17879.18, "text": " Their biggest videos live on the Dude Perfect channel. Their tours and products carry the Dude Perfect name and the five"}, {"start": 17879.38, "end": 17884.54, "text": " personalities have recognizable roles without constantly needing to prove who the biggest individual creator is."}, {"start": 17884.7, "end": 17889.38, "text": " None of them are out here doing their own stuff on the side or trying to decide if they want to do their own"}, {"start": 17889.38, "end": 17895.460000000003, "text": " career or work on the do-perfect career. It's five dudes and they are all bought into the same channel."}, {"start": 17895.460000000003, "end": 17899.86, "text": " That makes the incentives very different from what Core's doing. And Core Boys, well yes,"}, {"start": 17899.86, "end": 17904.98, "text": " they split their profit evenly from the Core channel. The Core channel will never be bigger"}, {"start": 17904.98, "end": 17909.3, "text": " than the streamers that make it up. I mean, look at the difference in YouTube subscribers"}, {"start": 17909.3, "end": 17916.02, "text": " between each of their YouTube subscribers, individual channels compared to this guy"}, {"start": 17916.02, "end": 17918.02, "text": " put up our twitch following"}, {"start": 17918.5, "end": 17919.46, "text": " to"}, {"start": 17919.46, "end": 17926.66, "text": " How much the core channel has the numbers just don't add up you would expect to see the team being bigger than the individual guys"}, {"start": 17926.94, "end": 17932.98, "text": " How does the saying here go the team needs to be bigger than the sum of its parts that is not the case for core"}, {"start": 17933.22, "end": 17936.100000000002, "text": " I had a line bro. Did he even try to do his research?"}, {"start": 17936.86, "end": 17938.86, "text": " The core fucking YouTube channel"}, {"start": 17939.38, "end": 17941.38, "text": " No one was raised baby, bro"}, {"start": 17942.14, "end": 17947.5, "text": " All of us together doing YouTube videos dead as be mugging all of our own videos like that"}, {"start": 17949.22, "end": 17953.9, "text": " 1.5 in a day, I mean, I don't think my dugout the"}, {"start": 17954.940000000002, "end": 17958.260000000002, "text": " Rom's YouTube is doing really good right now, but"}, {"start": 17960.58, "end": 17967.14, "text": " Well all the tations all the tations of all the tations that literally could do research, right?"}, {"start": 17971.38, "end": 17976.38, "text": " This is Rage Baby back. This is Rage Baby."}, {"start": 17976.38, "end": 17983.38, "text": " Now do I want Ludwig to be right about Core? No, I think the Content House is a relic of the internet that needs to stay alive."}, {"start": 17983.38, "end": 17989.38, "text": " It's fun to watch and when these guys do get together, they make great content. There's so much potential for this channel."}, {"start": 17989.38, "end": 17992.38, "text": " I mean we're talking about like the Avengers of streaming."}, {"start": 17992.38, "end": 17997.38, "text": " But for them to make it work as a team long term, something's gotta change. Thanks for-"}, {"start": 17997.38, "end": 17998.22, "text": " Thanks for."}, {"start": 17999.18, "end": 18000.18, "text": " Let's see what comes in."}, {"start": 18000.18, "end": 18001.5, "text": " Shilgane as I started."}, {"start": 18001.5, "end": 18003.3, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro."}, {"start": 18003.3, "end": 18004.780000000002, "text": " Horrible, horrible."}, {"start": 18004.780000000002, "end": 18007.100000000002, "text": " You know, I think this guy maybe made the video"}, {"start": 18007.100000000002, "end": 18008.260000000002, "text": " after watching my Maybach Monday,"}, {"start": 18008.260000000002, "end": 18009.940000000002, "text": " but forgot to do research, you know,"}, {"start": 18009.940000000002, "end": 18011.9, "text": " quotes in commonly, and I'm not gonna hate on you"}, {"start": 18011.9, "end": 18013.82, "text": " because you just probably didn't do research."}, {"start": 18013.82, "end": 18015.5, "text": " But if you're gonna do, you're gonna make a video"}, {"start": 18015.5, "end": 18018.5, "text": " like this literally just repeating what Ludwig said to me."}, {"start": 18020.620000000003, "end": 18021.7, "text": " You know, we don't do anything"}, {"start": 18021.7, "end": 18023.100000000002, "text": " to a third person saying that."}, {"start": 18023.100000000002, "end": 18030.260000000002, "text": " But yeah, it's only been four months to be fair, just to add a Pepsi, Pepsi's already"}, {"start": 18030.260000000002, "end": 18032.100000000002, "text": " making huge changes."}, {"start": 18032.100000000002, "end": 18040.140000000003, "text": " Our YouTube videos, this video is literally a one out of ten, one point five in a day."}, {"start": 18040.140000000003, "end": 18047.58, "text": " All of our YouTube videos, you know, so compare, but one out of ten, one point five in a"}, {"start": 18047.58, "end": 18048.58, "text": " day."}, {"start": 18048.58, "end": 18049.58, "text": " Core channel's literally only growing."}, {"start": 18049.58, "end": 18052.38, "text": " We hit a million subs in four months."}, {"start": 18054.88, "end": 18056.88, "text": " That video was right straight."}, {"start": 18058.38, "end": 18060.38, "text": " That video was genuinely right straight."}, {"start": 18062.18, "end": 18065.08, "text": " Body piece fame in a Czech media bear."}, {"start": 18068.480000000003, "end": 18072.480000000003, "text": " One at a time is perfect. One at a time means like out of the past ten videos,"}, {"start": 18074.480000000003, "end": 18078.08, "text": " that video that was just posted that was one at a time is the most view"}, {"start": 18078.08, "end": 18088.08, "text": " feel compared to all of them. Perform the best, yes."}, {"start": 18088.08, "end": 18110.460000000003, "text": " Also the dudes points we were getting compared to the Sidemen and Dude Perfect first of all"}, {"start": 18110.460000000003, "end": 18113.0, "text": " we are a streaming group."}, {"start": 18113.0, "end": 18115.48, "text": " We have to do streaming and managing YouTube content"}, {"start": 18115.48, "end": 18118.0, "text": " inside of things, completely different situation."}, {"start": 18118.0, "end": 18121.24, "text": " Also, they're 10 years in the making"}, {"start": 18121.24, "end": 18122.8, "text": " for four months in the making."}, {"start": 18124.92, "end": 18127.84, "text": " But the fact that we're getting compared is a good thing."}, {"start": 18138.24, "end": 18139.56, "text": " Oh, tech learn."}, {"start": 18139.56, "end": 18153.460000000003, "text": " Holy Andrew Tate ass song bruh"}, {"start": 18153.46, "end": 18155.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18170.34, "end": 18178.5, "text": " Went to magic city strip club to review food not the woman. I ain't a lot bro. I'm an avid double-hatcher, but I genuinely from the bottom of my heart"}, {"start": 18178.5, "end": 18180.5, "text": " This dude dub is"}, {"start": 18181.14, "end": 18185.98, "text": " Top top one for me right now for you to gently"}, {"start": 18189.18, "end": 18191.18, "text": " Sounds like cinema"}, {"start": 18192.02, "end": 18196.76, "text": " Can you start playing war games on stream baros? I eat I got you trust I got you"}, {"start": 18201.02, "end": 18203.02, "text": " I'll watch it wait"}, {"start": 18203.26, "end": 18205.26, "text": " I'm on the corner of"}, {"start": 18205.260000000002, "end": 18209.260000000002, "text": " Magic City Shirt Club? Is this Orlando? Or what is Magic City?"}, {"start": 18215.140000000003, "end": 18218.000000000004, "text": " Atlanta Shirt Club. Oh, Pudgy talked to me about"}, {"start": 18218.940000000002, "end": 18224.300000000003, "text": " Atlanta Shirt Club. Oh, this is when he was out here in Atlanta for work. I said, that's true. Wow."}, {"start": 18226.340000000004, "end": 18229.340000000004, "text": " Yeah, Pudgy said that strip clubs are more than just shirt clubs."}, {"start": 18229.340000000004, "end": 18234.86, "text": " They'd be having a full blown business meetings at Shirt Clubs. They got good-ass food here."}, {"start": 18235.260000000002, "end": 18238.02, "text": " They got like bro everything at the strip clubs"}, {"start": 18243.620000000003, "end": 18249.58, "text": " Castleberry and for stuff I think and where I'm at does not look like my beautiful home of LA not one bit"}, {"start": 18249.58, "end": 18252.420000000002, "text": " And even if I had a concussion and didn't know where I was at"}, {"start": 18252.420000000002, "end": 18257.02, "text": " I would know I'm not in LA because it's full of niggers around but I've been to Atlanta"}, {"start": 18257.24, "end": 18262.820000000003, "text": " So many times and it's a place that I heard had the very best wings"}, {"start": 18262.82, "end": 18269.62, "text": " But the problem with this place is that they serve more than wings and what is that big old flappy it is in"}, {"start": 18270.18, "end": 18276.38, "text": " Voluntia with bottoms rubbing up and down a pole why they need shake like it's in a vibrating chair"}, {"start": 18276.38, "end": 18281.94, "text": " Ram I ain't gonna lie, bro. This man dove is genuinely a fucking genius, bro"}, {"start": 18284.18, "end": 18289.9, "text": " 34 seconds into the video and I'm hooked bro. Holy fucking shit"}, {"start": 18289.9, "end": 18294.66, "text": " All right, today, I'm at one of the most iconic,"}, {"start": 18294.66, "end": 18298.06, "text": " probably the most popular place in Atlanta, Magic City."}, {"start": 18298.06, "end": 18299.300000000003, "text": " And I'm here for the food."}, {"start": 18299.300000000003, "end": 18301.940000000002, "text": " All right, so I just tried to get in Magic City,"}, {"start": 18301.940000000002, "end": 18303.300000000003, "text": " but I'm on my way to the airport."}, {"start": 18303.300000000003, "end": 18304.980000000003, "text": " So I stopped here before I went to the airport"}, {"start": 18304.980000000003, "end": 18306.02, "text": " and they said I couldn't come in."}, {"start": 18306.02, "end": 18307.980000000003, "text": " So what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna just order"}, {"start": 18307.980000000003, "end": 18310.54, "text": " the food online and just go in there and get it."}, {"start": 18310.54, "end": 18312.140000000003, "text": " I don't know what I could do, so."}, {"start": 18312.140000000003, "end": 18313.980000000003, "text": " I didn't think that day."}, {"start": 18313.980000000003, "end": 18315.66, "text": " So yeah, they said I couldn't go inside"}, {"start": 18315.66, "end": 18317.940000000002, "text": " because I had my bag, but I met my niggas right here"}, {"start": 18317.94, "end": 18320.379999999997, "text": " and they said I can put their stuff in there, man."}, {"start": 18320.379999999997, "end": 18321.219999999998, "text": " Let's meet him."}, {"start": 18321.219999999998, "end": 18322.5, "text": " My people just came here and helped me out."}, {"start": 18322.5, "end": 18323.34, "text": " What's up, y'all?"}, {"start": 18323.34, "end": 18324.66, "text": " Man, y'all shut up, just shut up, man."}, {"start": 18324.66, "end": 18325.5, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 18325.5, "end": 18327.62, "text": " To smoke theory, you can find me everywhere."}, {"start": 18327.62, "end": 18328.46, "text": " I'm shattered."}, {"start": 18328.46, "end": 18329.46, "text": " I'm shattered to the whole beast."}, {"start": 18329.46, "end": 18330.579999999998, "text": " I'm pointing up in the front, you know?"}, {"start": 18330.579999999998, "end": 18332.46, "text": " They wouldn't let me inside because my bag,"}, {"start": 18332.46, "end": 18333.46, "text": " I completely understand."}, {"start": 18333.46, "end": 18334.46, "text": " I probably could have had a bomb in it."}, {"start": 18334.46, "end": 18334.96, "text": " Easy, Liz."}, {"start": 18334.96, "end": 18337.14, "text": " But now that I got them, we're going to go in there"}, {"start": 18337.14, "end": 18339.5, "text": " and, uh, let's rate magic city food."}, {"start": 18339.5, "end": 18339.859999999997, "text": " Max."}, {"start": 18339.859999999997, "end": 18341.739999999998, "text": " This place looks like, I could tell, a Cito place."}, {"start": 18341.739999999998, "end": 18342.94, "text": " Somewhere you would go get a suit,"}, {"start": 18342.94, "end": 18344.059999999998, "text": " or somewhere you'd get a prom jacket."}, {"start": 18344.06, "end": 18347.18, "text": " Not where you will come see a girl, shake the man, and wear them to you."}, {"start": 18347.9, "end": 18350.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, have you ever been to a strip club? Me personally?"}, {"start": 18350.7, "end": 18351.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 18352.300000000003, "end": 18354.06, "text": " What the fuck am I listening to?"}, {"start": 18367.82, "end": 18371.66, "text": " Alright, if you don't know, most of the girls that work in these particular places,"}, {"start": 18371.66, "end": 18377.24, "text": " booty clubs, adult dancing clubs, that they parents or family or anybody even"}, {"start": 18377.24, "end": 18381.46, "text": " though they work here. So I didn't do much recording but I did actually do a timer"}, {"start": 18381.46, "end": 18386.3, "text": " and it was 10 minutes and 55 seconds. Now I did get the wings of course but then"}, {"start": 18386.3, "end": 18392.74, "text": " I got some other stuff and it came up to 95 dollars. Ah damn! I was charged 103 so"}, {"start": 18392.74, "end": 18396.7, "text": " I don't think Atlanta taxes is higher than LA's but I guess they just put"}, {"start": 18396.7, "end": 18400.06, "text": " their own gratuity in there. But let's see what we got and see if Magic City"}, {"start": 18400.06, "end": 18405.18, "text": " got good food. So I got three different wings and one entree and all this was $95"}, {"start": 18405.18, "end": 18411.34, "text": " for $108. It was super expensive. They had to pay $10 to get in. So hopefully we don't get no"}, {"start": 18413.02, "end": 18417.98, "text": " vagina of mush on any of this because it was very very expensive. Let's take a deeper dive."}, {"start": 18417.98, "end": 18423.82, "text": " Imagine being a chef working at a shrimp club, bro. Would y'all like that environment? Any chefs in"}, {"start": 18423.82, "end": 18429.1, "text": " in the chat. Yeah, you couldn't eat in the club, bro. You got to eat outside."}, {"start": 18429.1, "end": 18435.94, "text": " So this one is I'm not sure. So I got chili, honey, garlic, and the"}, {"start": 18435.94, "end": 18439.22, "text": " little one. Everybody coming. That's a little better than"}, {"start": 18439.22, "end": 18446.82, "text": " Cracker Barrel. Potato. This is probably the Asian one that I've got."}, {"start": 18446.82, "end": 18453.18, "text": " That looked pretty fire angle up. Yeah. The Mecca. So this is the one that"}, {"start": 18453.18, "end": 18458.78, "text": " Everybody's shitty ass wings tiny wings. Let me tell you guys the fat wings that y'all get like"}, {"start": 18460.46, "end": 18465.66, "text": " Buffalo wild wings. They're not organic. Okay, the little wings taste better and they're organic"}, {"start": 18465.66, "end": 18470.78, "text": " So this is some good-ass chicken. All right, you get the big wings. It's it's steroid chickens"}, {"start": 18470.78, "end": 18473.9, "text": " You don't want that shit. You don't want that shit get the little wings. It tastes better anyways"}, {"start": 18474.06, "end": 18477.260000000002, "text": " I'm here for it. Just don't give a fuck about organic"}, {"start": 18477.260000000002, "end": 18479.260000000002, "text": " Oh, come on, bro."}, {"start": 18479.260000000002, "end": 18481.260000000002, "text": " This is why you're fat, buddy."}, {"start": 18481.260000000002, "end": 18483.260000000002, "text": " There. It looked good. It looked straight."}, {"start": 18483.260000000002, "end": 18485.260000000002, "text": " But, let's try it."}, {"start": 18485.260000000002, "end": 18487.260000000002, "text": " And this is, I got lamb chops."}, {"start": 18487.260000000002, "end": 18489.260000000002, "text": " So, let's get a deeper dive into the lamb chops."}, {"start": 18489.260000000002, "end": 18491.260000000002, "text": " I got this with some yellow sauce and fries."}, {"start": 18491.260000000002, "end": 18494.260000000002, "text": " Now, they didn't tell me that all the wings come with fries."}, {"start": 18494.260000000002, "end": 18496.260000000002, "text": " So, I got three things to fry."}, {"start": 18496.260000000002, "end": 18498.260000000002, "text": " But, I'm going to try it, grate it,"}, {"start": 18498.260000000002, "end": 18500.260000000002, "text": " and then I'm going to let y'all try it, grate it."}, {"start": 18500.260000000002, "end": 18501.260000000002, "text": " All right? All right, man."}, {"start": 18501.260000000002, "end": 18504.260000000002, "text": " Let's go see if Magic City can produce something more"}, {"start": 18504.260000000002, "end": 18506.260000000002, "text": " than ass and titties."}, {"start": 18506.260000000002, "end": 18508.06, "text": " This is Lou Will right here."}, {"start": 18508.06, "end": 18509.22, "text": " This is Lou Will."}, {"start": 18509.22, "end": 18511.06, "text": " This is the dish."}, {"start": 18511.06, "end": 18511.980000000003, "text": " This is what you come here for."}, {"start": 18511.980000000003, "end": 18514.02, "text": " The sixth man of the year."}, {"start": 18514.02, "end": 18515.940000000002, "text": " Now I'm not sure if we're in a dangerous place."}, {"start": 18515.940000000002, "end": 18517.660000000003, "text": " I do see a Greyhound building over there"}, {"start": 18517.660000000003, "end": 18520.54, "text": " with a lot of people just hanging out."}, {"start": 18520.54, "end": 18521.86, "text": " So I wonder how nice tonight we have"}, {"start": 18521.86, "end": 18524.260000000002, "text": " heard a man is dead after shooting here"}, {"start": 18524.260000000002, "end": 18527.18, "text": " a Greyhound station in Atlanta of where they found a-"}, {"start": 18527.18, "end": 18530.140000000003, "text": " You know what the fuck just happened, bro?"}, {"start": 18530.140000000003, "end": 18532.660000000003, "text": " Yo, you could tell Dubb editors himself, bro."}, {"start": 18532.660000000003, "end": 18534.620000000003, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 18534.62, "end": 18540.18, "text": " Five-year-old man shots, which one did you dive there at the scene and yeah?"}, {"start": 18540.18, "end": 18546.219999999998, "text": " Well, I want to say this y'all if y'all go to any place and they say ten wings and they give you these"}, {"start": 18546.62, "end": 18550.42, "text": " You can suit them. This is not a wing. This is a party wing though. They lose"}, {"start": 18552.86, "end": 18555.92, "text": " Oh barbecue, okay, all right"}, {"start": 18556.62, "end": 18560.1, "text": " Well, if I go to Atlanta, we dead as gotta go to magic city"}, {"start": 18560.100000000002, "end": 18562.9, "text": " I'm not gonna be honest with you with the other views."}, {"start": 18562.9, "end": 18566.100000000002, "text": " He dares me to just taste it, but look way better."}, {"start": 18566.100000000002, "end": 18567.820000000003, "text": " I mean, look at that bite."}, {"start": 18567.820000000003, "end": 18568.660000000003, "text": " Killed the wing."}, {"start": 18579.22, "end": 18580.06, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18585.100000000002, "end": 18586.180000000004, "text": " Two wings!"}, {"start": 18586.18, "end": 18594.62, "text": " If I walked to Magic City and a stripper was over there, and she was bouncing ass on me,"}, {"start": 18594.62, "end": 18599.86, "text": " and she said, you throw a couple more ones, you can taste it."}, {"start": 18599.86, "end": 18604.78, "text": " And she just put a random hole in my face, and it tastes like this."}, {"start": 18604.78, "end": 18611.58, "text": " They don't need the same people that captured Summer Bin Laden to get me off her."}, {"start": 18611.58, "end": 18616.100000000002, "text": " The minute that kill some of some of the summer been locked in your bus to this house"}, {"start": 18616.300000000003, "end": 18622.160000000003, "text": " That's what they got to do with Magic City. Give me off her. How do you think of this shit motherfucker?"}, {"start": 18627.58, "end": 18629.58, "text": " Well, we gotta go"}, {"start": 18630.980000000003, "end": 18633.620000000003, "text": " Is this a bad area it's like"}, {"start": 18636.300000000003, "end": 18639.38, "text": " Make the worst not the worst it's worth the risk"}, {"start": 18641.58, "end": 18647.38, "text": " Bad that you right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's it banging any I've been talking so much shit about lemon"}, {"start": 18647.38, "end": 18650.58, "text": " Papa, since I stepped foot. Yeah, this is like the first time I ever had a little bit of lemon"}, {"start": 18650.58, "end": 18653.38, "text": " Bro, this is it. I think the barbecue sauce that really helps it."}, {"start": 18653.38, "end": 18655.58, "text": " You're like a little gas, bro."}, {"start": 18655.58, "end": 18659.88, "text": " He's probably talking about nothing, but the goddamn chicken."}, {"start": 18661.58, "end": 18665.18, "text": " So he's probably a hot name talking about nothing."}, {"start": 18665.980000000003, "end": 18669.18, "text": " Usually he skips to the next one, bro. It's that good, though?"}, {"start": 18669.18, "end": 18671.18, "text": " They are karate chopper lovers for this shit"}, {"start": 18672.62, "end": 18674.62, "text": " Yeah, these fries ain't talking about nothing"}, {"start": 18674.62, "end": 18676.06, "text": " I must stop this"}, {"start": 18676.06, "end": 18682.58, "text": " What I wrap the back and again we have honey garlic honey guys, so I want to point some out"}, {"start": 18682.9, "end": 18687.22, "text": " The wrench today is the 30th. Oh, why does rent Santa 29?"}, {"start": 18688.22, "end": 18692.02, "text": " I don't if it did an expiry 29th or when they packed it under 29. I'm not sure"}, {"start": 18692.46, "end": 18695.420000000002, "text": " Sauce that's a spider dad that first chicken. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18695.420000000002, "end": 18699.72, "text": " This is honey garlic, right?"}, {"start": 18699.72, "end": 18700.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18700.72, "end": 18703.22, "text": " Oh, that is flies, dub."}, {"start": 18703.22, "end": 18704.22, "text": " Oh, Asian."}, {"start": 18704.22, "end": 18705.72, "text": " So this is honey garlic."}, {"start": 18705.72, "end": 18707.72, "text": " Dub, you just took a bite."}, {"start": 18707.72, "end": 18708.72, "text": " Anybody take another one?"}, {"start": 18708.72, "end": 18710.72, "text": " Dude, this is unauthentic."}, {"start": 18710.72, "end": 18716.72, "text": " You can taste the honey."}, {"start": 18716.72, "end": 18717.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18717.72, "end": 18720.72, "text": " I ain't gonna lie."}, {"start": 18720.72, "end": 18724.72, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 18724.72, "end": 18730.280000000002, "text": " But have y'all ever seen Asian ladies and they only date white men?"}, {"start": 18730.280000000002, "end": 18731.88, "text": " This is what this tastes like for some reason."}, {"start": 18731.88, "end": 18732.88, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18732.88, "end": 18739.4, "text": " Now y'all might be confused by what he's saying to not put a non-Asians in the chat."}, {"start": 18739.4, "end": 18742.4, "text": " I know exactly what he's talking about."}, {"start": 18742.4, "end": 18746.56, "text": " The way you have with words, I genuinely un-"}, {"start": 18746.56, "end": 18747.56, "text": " Oh it's good bro!"}, {"start": 18747.56, "end": 18748.56, "text": " What's going on with you guys?"}, {"start": 18748.56, "end": 18751.56, "text": " Oh just react, it's definitely a way."}, {"start": 18751.56, "end": 18752.56, "text": " You better open."}, {"start": 18752.56, "end": 18754.56, "text": " I just don't know what position."}, {"start": 18754.56, "end": 18757.120000000003, "text": " Oh, like, why I got a rancher?"}, {"start": 18757.120000000003, "end": 18760.32, "text": " Because I just don't know ranch."}, {"start": 18760.32, "end": 18761.32, "text": " I just don't know ranch."}, {"start": 18761.32, "end": 18763.32, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 18763.32, "end": 18765.16, "text": " Well, what position?"}, {"start": 18765.16, "end": 18767.800000000003, "text": " Why a receiver?"}, {"start": 18767.800000000003, "end": 18769.16, "text": " Well, I got a rancher."}, {"start": 18769.16, "end": 18770.2, "text": " Yeah, all right."}, {"start": 18770.2, "end": 18772.640000000003, "text": " I got, like, I see a route."}, {"start": 18772.640000000003, "end": 18773.640000000003, "text": " I see a lot of them."}, {"start": 18773.640000000003, "end": 18774.640000000003, "text": " Hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 18777.440000000002, "end": 18778.440000000002, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 18778.440000000002, "end": 18779.440000000002, "text": " I see you."}, {"start": 18779.44, "end": 18792.44, "text": " I'm sure for you, yeah for me."}, {"start": 18792.44, "end": 18795.44, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 18795.44, "end": 18799.44, "text": " You got this upon signing an area?"}, {"start": 18799.44, "end": 18801.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I just got signed."}, {"start": 18801.44, "end": 18804.44, "text": " Womphal Fopnili and all the contract."}, {"start": 18804.44, "end": 18806.44, "text": " Why receive it for the rent?"}, {"start": 18806.44, "end": 18808.44, "text": " What's happening in that home?"}, {"start": 18808.44, "end": 18810.44, "text": " Well, let me tell you about it, bro."}, {"start": 18810.44, "end": 18811.44, "text": " There's no..."}, {"start": 18811.44, "end": 18813.44, "text": " This is NFL shop."}, {"start": 18818.44, "end": 18820.44, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 18820.44, "end": 18821.44, "text": " We're going that way instead."}, {"start": 18821.44, "end": 18823.44, "text": " It's not the difference for it, though."}, {"start": 18824.44, "end": 18825.44, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 18825.44, "end": 18827.44, "text": " I can't believe that this is..."}, {"start": 18827.44, "end": 18828.44, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 18828.44, "end": 18829.44, "text": " Probably, yeah."}, {"start": 18829.44, "end": 18830.44, "text": " Child days are in love, though."}, {"start": 18830.44, "end": 18831.44, "text": " For real."}, {"start": 18832.44, "end": 18833.44, "text": " Drop a new meta."}, {"start": 18833.44, "end": 18835.44, "text": " You trying to see what's in these boxes or not?"}, {"start": 18835.44, "end": 18836.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah, wait."}, {"start": 18836.44, "end": 18843.16, "text": " I'm gonna try to find a spot that's calm and the crib"}, {"start": 18854.32, "end": 18859.079999999998, "text": " Not explain it this tastes like a Asian white relationship"}, {"start": 18859.079999999998, "end": 18863.5, "text": " I don't I cannot explain it what like this you don't have to explain it though"}, {"start": 18863.5, "end": 18866.46, "text": " I know exactly what he's talking about basically what he's trying to say, bro"}, {"start": 18868.18, "end": 18870.18, "text": " It's like it's like a"}, {"start": 18870.74, "end": 18872.74, "text": " You generally can't explain it, bro"}, {"start": 18873.46, "end": 18877.42, "text": " It's just that if I like KYK type of thing, you know me"}, {"start": 18878.42, "end": 18880.42, "text": " Literally just just gives me that"}, {"start": 18881.34, "end": 18884.66, "text": " No, it's not nasty, but I'm just thinking of a white like"}, {"start": 18885.18, "end": 18889.68, "text": " If a white man Asian man came in here a white man Asian woman"}, {"start": 18889.68, "end": 18894.96, "text": " this is what they order and be fantastic when they get home soon as they"}, {"start": 18894.96, "end": 18900.38, "text": " get home they watch a sailor moon and ripping a Pokemon pack as soon as they"}, {"start": 18900.38, "end": 18908.68, "text": " don't that's all I'm getting current it's not bad I just wouldn't order"}, {"start": 18909.68, "end": 18911.68, "text": " Like six out of ten"}, {"start": 18913.32, "end": 18915.32, "text": " Here like"}, {"start": 18918.56, "end": 18921.04, "text": " See you know, bro, they scattered you right after this"}, {"start": 18921.04, "end": 18922.56, "text": " They were holding a Pokemon back"}, {"start": 18922.56, "end": 18923.56, "text": " That is"}, {"start": 18927.16, "end": 18928.66, "text": " Yeah, you can taste the Caucasian"}, {"start": 18928.66, "end": 18929.66, "text": " You definitely can"}, {"start": 18930.8, "end": 18932.8, "text": " So like my things be right you know what I mean"}, {"start": 18932.8, "end": 18933.8, "text": " You can see like"}, {"start": 18933.8, "end": 18935.8, "text": " I ain't gonna lie you hella quick with it"}, {"start": 18935.8, "end": 18940.14, "text": " This one says like a dream like think of a dream that you like you know I'm saying like okay"}, {"start": 18940.14, "end": 18944.6, "text": " I mean I think about it. It's like you see an Asian lady like like like"}, {"start": 18945.32, "end": 18950.6, "text": " Mark Zuckerberg the owner of Facebook his wife is Asian but it's like white. I don't say like if he came here"}, {"start": 18950.6, "end": 18952.6, "text": " He'd be like oh awesome. You know I'm saying"}, {"start": 18954.04, "end": 18959.239999999998, "text": " You know I mean okay. It's like only done. I think we had too much flavor to eat some shit like that"}, {"start": 18960.64, "end": 18964.44, "text": " No, this is exactly just like you bring this to your Caucasian friend house. They won't take you Jesus"}, {"start": 18964.44, "end": 18966.44, "text": " Jesus?"}, {"start": 18966.44, "end": 18968.44, "text": " All right, y'all."}, {"start": 18968.44, "end": 18970.44, "text": " This ain't me saying this shit."}, {"start": 18970.44, "end": 18972.44, "text": " You're saying shit about no goddamn Jesus."}, {"start": 18972.44, "end": 18974.44, "text": " Let's get to the next one."}, {"start": 18974.44, "end": 18976.44, "text": " Bringing up Jesus while we had magic cities"}, {"start": 18976.44, "end": 18978.44, "text": " don't really sit right with me, bro."}, {"start": 18978.44, "end": 18980.44, "text": " So, God, it's all in the name of content."}, {"start": 18980.44, "end": 18982.44, "text": " We love you."}, {"start": 18982.44, "end": 18984.44, "text": " We got Ty Chilly."}, {"start": 18984.44, "end": 18986.44, "text": " Now, it's ironic that I said the last one"}, {"start": 18986.44, "end": 18988.44, "text": " reminding me of Jesus."}, {"start": 18988.44, "end": 18990.44, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm right."}, {"start": 18990.44, "end": 18992.44, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 18992.44, "end": 19000.559999999998, "text": " that I said the last one reminded me of Asian and Caucasian couple this is I'm"}, {"start": 19000.559999999998, "end": 19004.76, "text": " not gonna lie that look banging though look bang a little good Asian zing I don't"}, {"start": 19004.76, "end": 19008.719999999998, "text": " like that the sauce isn't like drowning on the paper like the rest of them"}, {"start": 19008.719999999998, "end": 19014.64, "text": " yeah try y'all like the dry rub sauce are you like a wet sloppy mango habanero"}, {"start": 19014.64, "end": 19020.359999999997, "text": " from Wingstop sauce so I mean it was being stingy we don't need that so get"}, {"start": 19020.36, "end": 19022.96, "text": " They ain't even got the date on here."}, {"start": 19022.96, "end": 19025.36, "text": " So I'm kinda like, you know, iffy."}, {"start": 19025.36, "end": 19026.2, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 19026.2, "end": 19027.600000000002, "text": " This might be July."}, {"start": 19027.600000000002, "end": 19028.84, "text": " And we ain't even trying to wrench yet."}, {"start": 19028.84, "end": 19029.68, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 19029.68, "end": 19030.84, "text": " See, we doing a real taste test."}, {"start": 19030.84, "end": 19033.600000000002, "text": " We did not try any wrench yet."}, {"start": 19039.24, "end": 19040.4, "text": " This nigga go, and then they got it."}, {"start": 19040.4, "end": 19042.2, "text": " Let me tell you, that's why I respect them so much."}, {"start": 19042.2, "end": 19044.56, "text": " In there in the menu, it says,"}, {"start": 19044.56, "end": 19046.96, "text": " if you want all flats, $25."}, {"start": 19046.96, "end": 19048.04, "text": " Cause this is $20."}, {"start": 19048.04, "end": 19049.04, "text": " And I feel it."}, {"start": 19049.04, "end": 19051.72, "text": " You wanna be bisexual? Pay another five dollars."}, {"start": 19051.72, "end": 19052.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19052.48, "end": 19054.0, "text": " You a grown ass man picking your,"}, {"start": 19054.0, "end": 19055.920000000002, "text": " why won't this type of meat?"}, {"start": 19055.920000000002, "end": 19058.64, "text": " How's that make you bisexual, bro?"}, {"start": 19058.64, "end": 19059.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19059.48, "end": 19061.760000000002, "text": " You know, you can't."}, {"start": 19061.760000000002, "end": 19062.56, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 19065.56, "end": 19067.56, "text": " What you got guys, part of the boy don't kill."}, {"start": 19067.56, "end": 19068.4, "text": " What you got?"}, {"start": 19068.4, "end": 19069.84, "text": " Damn, he killed that man."}, {"start": 19069.84, "end": 19071.68, "text": " He was like Asian and Black people or not?"}, {"start": 19071.68, "end": 19073.16, "text": " Oh, I fool."}, {"start": 19073.16, "end": 19074.08, "text": " Oh, let him review it."}, {"start": 19074.08, "end": 19076.56, "text": " Let him review it."}, {"start": 19076.56, "end": 19077.72, "text": " No dance?"}, {"start": 19077.72, "end": 19078.72, "text": " He not fucking with it."}, {"start": 19078.72, "end": 19086.32, "text": " I went to a Pokemon theme restaurant and the niggas said we better make some Pokemon chicken"}, {"start": 19086.960000000003, "end": 19088.960000000003, "text": " This all I'm tasting"}, {"start": 19089.52, "end": 19094.24, "text": " It's like Pokemon chicken like what does that mean they serve it in a pokeball they throw it"}, {"start": 19094.88, "end": 19096.88, "text": " And then when it pop out it's this"}, {"start": 19098.960000000003, "end": 19102.960000000003, "text": " Can someone translate what the fuck is going on, bro? You look like a lot of people"}, {"start": 19104.16, "end": 19107.2, "text": " Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Who's the first person to kill the mic?"}, {"start": 19108.72, "end": 19117.280000000002, "text": " I like you look like the the popular Shabazz Shaboozie the country niggas Shaboozie you like"}, {"start": 19117.280000000002, "end": 19123.120000000003, "text": " Kauai litter you like a lot of people I can keep going yeah so this one right here it's"}, {"start": 19123.120000000003, "end": 19127.88, "text": " not bad it's better than I like I just wouldn't order it it sounds like Tyler the creator"}, {"start": 19127.88, "end": 19135.120000000003, "text": " with longer hair just me I just wouldn't the limit pepper one was amazing I understand"}, {"start": 19135.12, "end": 19135.96, "text": " Now I understand."}, {"start": 19135.96, "end": 19138.78, "text": " But we do have to put in respect that the kitchen"}, {"start": 19138.78, "end": 19141.28, "text": " isn't far too far from what a lady's at."}, {"start": 19142.399999999998, "end": 19144.96, "text": " Like I said before, a girl could be,"}, {"start": 19144.96, "end": 19147.559999999998, "text": " I walked in there, some of them girls might've got moist."}, {"start": 19147.559999999998, "end": 19150.6, "text": " So they probably, waters was dripping into the grease."}, {"start": 19150.6, "end": 19152.64, "text": " I fucking guessed, dude."}, {"start": 19152.64, "end": 19154.059999999998, "text": " Most of the girls probably pregnant,"}, {"start": 19154.059999999998, "end": 19155.76, "text": " don't know it, milk falling out the titty"}, {"start": 19155.76, "end": 19157.16, "text": " while she's swinging on the pole."}, {"start": 19157.16, "end": 19158.76, "text": " I don't know, I don't have no clue."}, {"start": 19158.76, "end": 19162.079999999998, "text": " So you really have to put that in consideration."}, {"start": 19162.08, "end": 19165.52, "text": " Last thing, which is the most expensive thing,"}, {"start": 19165.52, "end": 19167.760000000002, "text": " it was only $5 more, I think."}, {"start": 19167.760000000002, "end": 19172.160000000003, "text": " Yeah, 26, yeah, it was only $5 more for a lamb chop."}, {"start": 19172.160000000003, "end": 19173.440000000002, "text": " So let's try that."}, {"start": 19173.440000000002, "end": 19174.760000000002, "text": " All right, so as I said,"}, {"start": 19174.760000000002, "end": 19176.56, "text": " I do not like resident evil food."}, {"start": 19176.56, "end": 19179.800000000003, "text": " No, I didn't know the wings came with fries,"}, {"start": 19179.800000000003, "end": 19180.760000000002, "text": " I should have read it."}, {"start": 19180.760000000002, "end": 19184.52, "text": " This is why Aliyah be beating his ass."}, {"start": 19184.52, "end": 19187.600000000002, "text": " See, come on, bro, this is fucked up, though."}, {"start": 19187.600000000002, "end": 19191.600000000002, "text": " but we got some sauce on the"}, {"start": 19191.600000000002, "end": 19194.600000000002, "text": " land tops and some rice"}, {"start": 19194.600000000002, "end": 19197.800000000003, "text": " so"}, {"start": 19197.800000000003, "end": 19200.88, "text": " first we gonna try the rice we gonna mix the"}, {"start": 19200.88, "end": 19203.88, "text": " mix the rice and the sauce"}, {"start": 19203.88, "end": 19209.52, "text": " rice"}, {"start": 19209.52, "end": 19213.160000000003, "text": " maybe a little dance maybe"}, {"start": 19213.16, "end": 19214.44, "text": " Maybe he moved up."}, {"start": 19214.44, "end": 19215.84, "text": " That's chef in there, Mary."}, {"start": 19218.04, "end": 19219.48, "text": " You need to divorce him."}, {"start": 19219.48, "end": 19220.56, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 19220.56, "end": 19221.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19221.4, "end": 19222.24, "text": " Because he's deaf."}, {"start": 19222.24, "end": 19223.48, "text": " After a long night of shaking the ass"}, {"start": 19223.48, "end": 19224.6, "text": " to drink down Julio shots,"}, {"start": 19224.6, "end": 19226.28, "text": " he's definitely getting some ass"}, {"start": 19226.28, "end": 19228.16, "text": " off this rice and sauce alone."}, {"start": 19228.16, "end": 19229.0, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19230.44, "end": 19231.28, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 19231.28, "end": 19232.28, "text": " That means it's good."}, {"start": 19233.56, "end": 19234.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19235.84, "end": 19237.16, "text": " You're crying."}, {"start": 19237.16, "end": 19238.079999999998, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 19238.079999999998, "end": 19239.4, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19239.4, "end": 19240.4, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19240.4, "end": 19241.24, "text": " Named time."}, {"start": 19241.24, "end": 19242.44, "text": " He's definitely cheating."}, {"start": 19242.44, "end": 19244.28, "text": " Oh my God, is that good?"}, {"start": 19244.28, "end": 19246.84, "text": " Because if he would make this for me,"}, {"start": 19246.84, "end": 19248.44, "text": " if he would make this for me,"}, {"start": 19248.44, "end": 19249.28, "text": " oh my God."}, {"start": 19249.28, "end": 19252.64, "text": " Imagine what he would do for them hoes."}, {"start": 19252.64, "end": 19254.68, "text": " Shh, that's real."}, {"start": 19254.68, "end": 19255.52, "text": " I understand that."}, {"start": 19255.52, "end": 19256.719999999998, "text": " That's not ridiculous."}, {"start": 19256.719999999998, "end": 19259.8, "text": " Imagine what he would do for them hoes, though."}, {"start": 19259.8, "end": 19261.32, "text": " No, that's what it's about."}, {"start": 19261.32, "end": 19263.719999999998, "text": " He like, oh, you got a bad night."}, {"start": 19263.719999999998, "end": 19265.28, "text": " Let me whip you up some nice."}, {"start": 19265.28, "end": 19268.44, "text": " Instead of three, I'm gonna put four lamb chops on there."}, {"start": 19268.44, "end": 19271.079999999998, "text": " The least she can do is open her hole."}, {"start": 19271.08, "end": 19280.52, "text": " what the yeah yeah a little bit of sauce on the whoopie shit it's not like"}, {"start": 19280.52, "end": 19282.920000000002, "text": " a one"}, {"start": 19285.04, "end": 19290.56, "text": " this is this it looks better than Cracker Barrel"}, {"start": 19290.56, "end": 19294.24, "text": " mm-hmm they talking to system"}, {"start": 19294.24, "end": 19296.24, "text": " I see that good bro."}, {"start": 19296.24, "end": 19298.24, "text": " I already have one flirt look."}, {"start": 19298.24, "end": 19300.24, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 19300.24, "end": 19302.24, "text": " You gotta better some rice with it though."}, {"start": 19302.24, "end": 19304.24, "text": " Gotta dip the sauce in the rice."}, {"start": 19306.24, "end": 19308.24, "text": " I said hot it in bitch."}, {"start": 19312.24, "end": 19314.24, "text": " Get some sauce in it, get some sauce in it."}, {"start": 19314.24, "end": 19316.24, "text": " Jason be acting like a fursuit."}, {"start": 19316.24, "end": 19318.24, "text": " What are you even talking about?"}, {"start": 19318.24, "end": 19320.24, "text": " Damn. Yeah, that ain't gonna cheat."}, {"start": 19320.24, "end": 19322.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19322.24, "end": 19323.120000000003, "text": " I think it's cheating."}, {"start": 19323.120000000003, "end": 19323.620000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19323.620000000003, "end": 19325.120000000003, "text": " Are we sure this stuff isn't me?"}, {"start": 19325.120000000003, "end": 19326.120000000003, "text": " Well, he definitely was in there."}, {"start": 19326.120000000003, "end": 19327.600000000002, "text": " What does that even mean?"}, {"start": 19327.600000000002, "end": 19329.960000000003, "text": " I'm going to have to rethink two things."}, {"start": 19329.960000000003, "end": 19331.2, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19331.2, "end": 19332.2, "text": " Just a little bit."}, {"start": 19332.2, "end": 19333.16, "text": " Not in truth."}, {"start": 19333.16, "end": 19334.36, "text": " Wait, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 19334.36, "end": 19335.16, "text": " Mislead."}, {"start": 19335.16, "end": 19337.16, "text": " Like, if he's cheating ain't he?"}, {"start": 19337.16, "end": 19337.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19337.66, "end": 19339.0, "text": " Because if a nigga's talking to you that,"}, {"start": 19339.0, "end": 19340.08, "text": " you're supposed to be gay."}, {"start": 19340.08, "end": 19340.68, "text": " No, I know."}, {"start": 19340.68, "end": 19342.56, "text": " But that's the case against me."}, {"start": 19342.56, "end": 19344.16, "text": " We make a rethink of two things in life."}, {"start": 19344.16, "end": 19344.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19344.66, "end": 19346.120000000003, "text": " It's not too much."}, {"start": 19346.120000000003, "end": 19347.120000000003, "text": " Like, we're not going to overthink it."}, {"start": 19347.120000000003, "end": 19349.600000000002, "text": " The landscape turned on his straight."}, {"start": 19349.600000000002, "end": 19351.600000000002, "text": " I ain't coming up no head."}, {"start": 19351.600000000002, "end": 19353.600000000002, "text": " I ain't coming up."}, {"start": 19353.600000000002, "end": 19355.600000000002, "text": " You moving down here?"}, {"start": 19355.600000000002, "end": 19357.600000000002, "text": " We here every night."}, {"start": 19357.600000000002, "end": 19359.600000000002, "text": " That is power, yeah."}, {"start": 19359.600000000002, "end": 19361.600000000002, "text": " All right, La, this the best thing here."}, {"start": 19361.600000000002, "end": 19363.600000000002, "text": " Just stop saying that sicky,"}, {"start": 19363.600000000002, "end": 19365.600000000002, "text": " you all are weird."}, {"start": 19365.600000000002, "end": 19367.600000000002, "text": " Don't look like the wings and shit."}, {"start": 19367.600000000002, "end": 19369.600000000002, "text": " I don't know why I ain't talking about them lamb chops."}, {"start": 19369.600000000002, "end": 19371.600000000002, "text": " This is Chantin."}, {"start": 19371.600000000002, "end": 19373.600000000002, "text": " Atlanta."}, {"start": 19373.600000000002, "end": 19375.600000000002, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19375.600000000002, "end": 19377.600000000002, "text": " I got to call my homie and ask him"}, {"start": 19377.600000000002, "end": 19378.72, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19378.72, "end": 19380.72, "text": " I gotta call my homie and ask him."}, {"start": 19380.72, "end": 19382.2, "text": " Then he get, get this with you."}, {"start": 19382.2, "end": 19384.120000000003, "text": " Let me know in the line that this is what y'all get."}, {"start": 19384.120000000003, "end": 19386.120000000003, "text": " How about if this is what you got to do?"}, {"start": 19386.120000000003, "end": 19386.960000000003, "text": " You gotta be cheating,"}, {"start": 19386.960000000003, "end": 19389.04, "text": " cooking like this in a strip club."}, {"start": 19389.04, "end": 19390.760000000002, "text": " I wouldn't believe you even if you said you wasn't."}, {"start": 19390.760000000002, "end": 19392.440000000002, "text": " No, I wouldn't, it is."}, {"start": 19392.440000000002, "end": 19396.2, "text": " Let's say if a girl, a girl didn't have,"}, {"start": 19397.960000000003, "end": 19398.800000000003, "text": " cause you know, you got,"}, {"start": 19398.800000000003, "end": 19399.620000000003, "text": " when you come to the club,"}, {"start": 19399.620000000003, "end": 19401.04, "text": " you gotta pay to leave."}, {"start": 19401.04, "end": 19402.36, "text": " Like you said, you have to go in there"}, {"start": 19402.36, "end": 19405.52, "text": " and give him a hundred dollars to dance for the day."}, {"start": 19405.52, "end": 19406.920000000002, "text": " And let's say she ain't got cheap,"}, {"start": 19406.920000000002, "end": 19411.960000000003, "text": " Only had a hundred and three dollars, and I got three dollars and get a lamb chop meal. Y'all can be like, you feel me?"}, {"start": 19411.960000000003, "end": 19415.440000000002, "text": " Anyways, I'm already here, so let me stop."}, {"start": 19415.440000000002, "end": 19417.440000000002, "text": " You have such a way with words."}, {"start": 19417.440000000002, "end": 19419.440000000002, "text": " Um, just jokes."}, {"start": 19419.440000000002, "end": 19421.440000000002, "text": " But, oh my god."}, {"start": 19421.440000000002, "end": 19423.440000000002, "text": " Right in the city."}, {"start": 19423.440000000002, "end": 19426.440000000002, "text": " Woo, over all, this place was amazing."}, {"start": 19426.440000000002, "end": 19429.440000000002, "text": " Now I'm not gonna lie, in there it's a bit small."}, {"start": 19429.440000000002, "end": 19434.940000000002, "text": " Here's so many rap songs about this place, and seeing how small it was inside,"}, {"start": 19434.94, "end": 19439.579999999998, "text": " kind of like weird like it's super small in there it's just one stage it's like a"}, {"start": 19439.579999999998, "end": 19443.899999999998, "text": " tetris like the little tetris thing that fall with the corners that's it nice thing"}, {"start": 19443.899999999998, "end": 19448.62, "text": " goes down that was the same chef they have definitely a video that poody did two years ago"}, {"start": 19448.62, "end": 19453.98, "text": " it's the same dude he's making good food not not gonna lie the chicken they explore with a lot"}, {"start": 19453.98, "end": 19459.899999999998, "text": " of different flavors but the one that they tell you to get is amazing the blue wheel barbecue"}, {"start": 19459.899999999998, "end": 19463.42, "text": " whoever the hell blue wheel is all right yeah remember when i'm in atlanta"}, {"start": 19463.420000000002, "end": 19465.22, "text": " Blue Wheel Chicken Wings."}, {"start": 19465.22, "end": 19467.38, "text": " Orders have to do that, you just play basketball."}, {"start": 19467.38, "end": 19469.620000000003, "text": " Broad Day Lights Bridge Club."}, {"start": 19469.620000000003, "end": 19472.660000000003, "text": " Anyways, uh, yeah."}, {"start": 19472.660000000003, "end": 19474.500000000004, "text": " Magic City got some great food."}, {"start": 19474.500000000004, "end": 19476.940000000002, "text": " I will come here for the lamb chops, for sure."}, {"start": 19476.940000000002, "end": 19479.22, "text": " But you gotta pay $10 to get in if you want to get it in there,"}, {"start": 19479.22, "end": 19480.980000000003, "text": " or you can just do it online."}, {"start": 19480.980000000003, "end": 19482.58, "text": " Ferris, good review, bro."}, {"start": 19482.58, "end": 19484.38, "text": " APPLAUSE"}, {"start": 19486.780000000002, "end": 19487.940000000002, "text": " Closetime?"}, {"start": 19487.940000000002, "end": 19490.140000000003, "text": " Why don't we just finish the industry, man?"}, {"start": 19490.140000000003, "end": 19492.140000000003, "text": " What's he doing for the end?"}, {"start": 19492.14, "end": 19496.579999999998, "text": " base and it was amazing and I had so much fun I don't think where the fuck is"}, {"start": 19496.579999999998, "end": 19505.02, "text": " she at oh the last day the last one damn 140 bro I lied to Debbie man so potato"}, {"start": 19505.02, "end": 19511.38, "text": " by talking about I don't know yay mountains"}, {"start": 19511.38, "end": 19513.38, "text": " Oh, I have no ballin' up knowledge?"}, {"start": 19513.38, "end": 19516.38, "text": " My major community, you guys fucking did this, you were bothersome."}, {"start": 19516.38, "end": 19518.38, "text": " I can't, I can't be rate."}, {"start": 19518.38, "end": 19519.38, "text": " That's a bit insensitive."}, {"start": 19519.38, "end": 19521.38, "text": " So, like what you say, bro?"}, {"start": 19521.38, "end": 19523.38, "text": " I'm just happy to be involved as well."}, {"start": 19523.38, "end": 19524.38, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"start": 19524.38, "end": 19525.38, "text": " So, yeah, you don't know."}, {"start": 19525.38, "end": 19526.38, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"start": 19526.38, "end": 19527.38, "text": " So, what do you think?"}, {"start": 19527.38, "end": 19528.38, "text": " Is there a reason?"}, {"start": 19528.38, "end": 19529.38, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 19529.38, "end": 19530.38, "text": " They're having a bit rate out here."}, {"start": 19530.38, "end": 19531.38, "text": " Yeah, Rebecca."}, {"start": 19531.38, "end": 19532.38, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19532.38, "end": 19533.38, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19533.38, "end": 19534.38, "text": " You're Rebecca's girlfriend."}, {"start": 19534.38, "end": 19537.38, "text": " After a long month."}, {"start": 19537.38, "end": 19539.38, "text": " I just have to say thank you"}, {"start": 19539.38, "end": 19544.2, "text": " Welcome W. Beckham"}, {"start": 19550.14, "end": 19552.14, "text": " The reference oh"}, {"start": 19556.420000000002, "end": 19558.88, "text": " I mean, bro, how the fuck am I supposed to know"}, {"start": 19559.940000000002, "end": 19563.940000000002, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to know bro like dude?"}, {"start": 19569.38, "end": 19572.34, "text": " I guess y'all knew I guess y'all knew"}, {"start": 19579.54, "end": 19584.38, "text": " It is iconic oh so y'all so when she put up to the spot before she said yo"}, {"start": 19584.38, "end": 19586.38, "text": " It's the Kanye mountains or yay mountains"}, {"start": 19587.460000000003, "end": 19589.7, "text": " Y'all were like oh shit. That's the gay mountains"}, {"start": 19590.98, "end": 19592.98, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 19594.100000000002, "end": 19598.260000000002, "text": " And I'm really happy and proud to be a part of it. Yeah challenge"}, {"start": 19599.38, "end": 19606.18, "text": " by far. Hey, what's that card you ever watched? Shout out to everyone genuinely. Bro, no, shout out to Rosie, man."}, {"start": 19606.18, "end": 19612.98, "text": " My best friends here, old Floyd, Sinnoh. I gotta cast this raid, though."}, {"start": 19612.98, "end": 19619.54, "text": " John, you know, and you guys. What? Also the people behind the scenes, you know, you have"}, {"start": 19619.54, "end": 19625.22, "text": " Hydra and Diamond here every single day. You had Ally as well helping a lot. Wodge came in like"}, {"start": 19625.22, "end": 19628.98, "text": " clutch multiple times. We had all our friends coming throughout the entire"}, {"start": 19628.98, "end": 19634.58, "text": " sub-ethan. Like, summer support. It was really cool. And..."}, {"start": 19634.58, "end": 19639.22, "text": " Bro, why'd you get us helping? I'm really proud to be part of it."}, {"start": 19639.22, "end": 19643.7, "text": " Also, this place might be a hint at one of the next things we do."}, {"start": 19643.7, "end": 19647.14, "text": " That's the one thing to say. So we're leaking now, aren't we?"}, {"start": 19647.14, "end": 19650.9, "text": " So we're just saying shit now, I guess. I guess we're leaking."}, {"start": 19650.9, "end": 19653.7, "text": " Like, I guess we're just leaking shit now."}, {"start": 19653.7, "end": 19660.420000000002, "text": " yeah guys uh let's just say this is not this is it oh wait well can we make the oh"}, {"start": 19660.420000000002, "end": 19666.420000000002, "text": " fuck we're in a subcontractor yeah i just it's kind of full circle we went to last raid jason"}, {"start": 19666.420000000002, "end": 19671.46, "text": " and we streamed it and i'll end it right here bro all right yeah the ghost sound really"}, {"start": 19671.46, "end": 19673.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19675.739999999998, "end": 19677.739999999998, "text": " Love you"}, {"start": 19682.059999999998, "end": 19684.059999999998, "text": " Thank you so much all the subs"}, {"start": 19692.54, "end": 19697.32, "text": " She like it so much for like all the"}, {"start": 19701.46, "end": 19703.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19711.1, "end": 19713.1, "text": " Blurs it"}, {"start": 19717.54, "end": 19723.18, "text": " So the fact that like they you know took the time out of their day every day to help me with stuff"}, {"start": 19723.18, "end": 19727.379999999997, "text": " And it's not normal that they do that, you know, everybody was learning along as we win this"}, {"start": 19731.46, "end": 19733.46, "text": " Like all of them"}, {"start": 19734.66, "end": 19736.66, "text": " Secondly to everyone"}, {"start": 19744.1, "end": 19750.82, "text": " But everyone that like supported me through the seventh one not just the big gifters, but even like the canline is very beautiful, man"}, {"start": 19751.26, "end": 19753.899999999998, "text": " It's a great wholesome ending like I just don't"}, {"start": 19757.739999999998, "end": 19759.739999999998, "text": " No, I'm not good"}, {"start": 19761.46, "end": 19766.02, "text": " But like I just think you guys have heard me say it a million times"}, {"start": 19766.219999999998, "end": 19770.7, "text": " But like for I'm just I'm just a regular ass girl from Virginia Beach"}, {"start": 19770.7, "end": 19775.1, "text": " I'll let it down. I love them to death. I'm so"}, {"start": 19775.1, "end": 19780.04, "text": " regular ass girl from Virginia Beach. I have no plan. I didn't think I was destined for this"}, {"start": 19780.04, "end": 19784.1, "text": " I and you guys believed in me before I ever believed in me. So"}, {"start": 19784.94, "end": 19785.98, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19785.98, "end": 19789.98, "text": " Watch out. I'm not gonna lie. I was from Virginia, bro. I would never claim that shit"}, {"start": 19789.98, "end": 19791.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19795.739999999998, "end": 19802.12, "text": " Did this no or no orc no production team no no nothing, you know"}, {"start": 19806.62, "end": 19808.62, "text": " That was not a diss"}, {"start": 19808.78, "end": 19811.5, "text": " Don't take that as a diss, but why y'all spend the moon"}, {"start": 19812.34, "end": 19817.94, "text": " Every day is like, you know Rosie and Beck will coming in every morning at 7 a.m. Right on their ass off"}, {"start": 19817.94, "end": 19820.94, "text": " Oh my God, Doug's calling me bro!"}, {"start": 19823.94, "end": 19825.94, "text": " Yo Doug!"}, {"start": 19828.94, "end": 19830.94, "text": " Yo what up Doug?"}, {"start": 19834.94, "end": 19837.94, "text": " I just don't say that bro, I just don't say that."}, {"start": 19841.94, "end": 19844.94, "text": " Yeah I already said everything bro, the road trip to camping."}, {"start": 19844.94, "end": 19846.94, "text": " I was just trying to do it on a weekend."}, {"start": 19846.94, "end": 19848.94, "text": " Nah, nah, nah, nah, it should have been out, bro."}, {"start": 19848.94, "end": 19850.94, "text": " Go ahead and talk about it, man."}, {"start": 19850.94, "end": 19853.94, "text": " Hey, we gotta do a couple muckbangs on the road."}, {"start": 19853.94, "end": 19855.94, "text": " Hey, I got everything covered, bro."}, {"start": 19855.94, "end": 19858.94, "text": " It's gonna be fun. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 19858.94, "end": 19860.94, "text": " No, I'm saying, bro, like, why are you, like,"}, {"start": 19860.94, "end": 19862.94, "text": " why are you saying that you've got everything?"}, {"start": 19862.94, "end": 19864.94, "text": " Like, like, you just take care of it."}, {"start": 19864.94, "end": 19865.94, "text": " Three oldest people or something."}, {"start": 19865.94, "end": 19867.94, "text": " Because I'm saying, because I just want to,"}, {"start": 19867.94, "end": 19869.94, "text": " like, thank you. That's it, bro."}, {"start": 19869.94, "end": 19871.94, "text": " I can't say thank you,"}, {"start": 19871.94, "end": 19873.94, "text": " because you treated me like I'm just, like,"}, {"start": 19873.94, "end": 19878.34, "text": " I bet I bet you always send me invoice for how much everything was"}, {"start": 19887.859999999997, "end": 19891.859999999997, "text": " Not it, but it's nowhere near 20 like genuinely it's like"}, {"start": 19892.859999999997, "end": 19894.859999999997, "text": " Like that, huh?"}, {"start": 19895.539999999997, "end": 19900.379999999997, "text": " No less all I all I got was a RV in the spot. That's it"}, {"start": 19903.94, "end": 19905.94, "text": " to get to the camping site."}, {"start": 19905.94, "end": 19906.94, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19906.94, "end": 19908.94, "text": " And then we're staying outside?"}, {"start": 19908.94, "end": 19910.94, "text": " Of course, bro."}, {"start": 19910.94, "end": 19912.94, "text": " Are you a British fuck?"}, {"start": 19912.94, "end": 19913.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19913.94, "end": 19914.94, "text": " You're a British."}, {"start": 19914.94, "end": 19916.94, "text": " Why the fuck would we just take a fucking"}, {"start": 19916.94, "end": 19918.94, "text": " sprinter to the campsite?"}, {"start": 19918.94, "end": 19920.94, "text": " Because that's not really camping."}, {"start": 19920.94, "end": 19923.94, "text": " We're not camping until we get to the campsite."}, {"start": 19923.94, "end": 19926.94, "text": " Okay, but RVs, good vibes."}, {"start": 19930.94, "end": 19931.94, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 19931.94, "end": 19938.219999999998, "text": " We get the full camping experience and we got a pudgy drive it"}, {"start": 19947.379999999997, "end": 19951.699999999997, "text": " Yes, bro, we're doing it you want to do it we're doing 24 hour you down for 24"}, {"start": 19954.82, "end": 19960.12, "text": " We could we could discuss all of us together, but literally anytime works probably like two three or some shit"}, {"start": 19961.94, "end": 19966.0, "text": " on some two or three and then we're two hours and 49 minutes away from the"}, {"start": 19966.0, "end": 19969.82, "text": " campaign so we're gonna be in traffic for an extra hour so maybe we should"}, {"start": 19969.82, "end": 19975.92, "text": " have some weekend right yeah it's on a weekend bro no traffic okay or you know"}, {"start": 19975.92, "end": 19981.699999999997, "text": " you do a how many days you down a stream bro I'm down the street whatever"}, {"start": 19981.699999999997, "end": 19986.62, "text": " bro I'm gonna be sitting in my what is that memorial day that's memorial day we came"}, {"start": 19986.62, "end": 19988.62, "text": " Is it? I don't know."}, {"start": 19989.62, "end": 19991.62, "text": " I don't know. It's time for a weekend."}, {"start": 19993.62, "end": 19996.62, "text": " Hey, Deb, I watched your Magic City. Just watched your new video, bro."}, {"start": 19996.62, "end": 20000.62, "text": " You make me want to try the Shrek Club food now. Thank you, guys."}, {"start": 20000.62, "end": 20001.62, "text": " Have you ever been to a Shrek Club?"}, {"start": 20001.62, "end": 20002.62, "text": " Never been to a Shrek Club."}, {"start": 20003.62, "end": 20007.62, "text": " I ain't a liar, bro. You got so much money that you might change a bitch."}, {"start": 20007.62, "end": 20013.62, "text": " Man, you should go do that, bro. Go get 20% of your revenue, which is $400,000 a month."}, {"start": 20013.62, "end": 20017.059999999998, "text": " Take 20% of it. It's just go change to this life"}, {"start": 20017.3, "end": 20020.899999999998, "text": " Go see some acid titties on the stage and change it this life"}, {"start": 20022.62, "end": 20024.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20024.899999999998, "end": 20032.34, "text": " It's not flirting just do it bro. I'm sure what why though? I don't have to do that like why do I got to do that?"}, {"start": 20033.78, "end": 20035.78, "text": " Because you need to change people"}, {"start": 20035.78, "end": 20037.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20042.219999999998, "end": 20046.18, "text": " Yeah, you know, I love changing lives. That's a great idea. I'm gonna go to Atlanta"}, {"start": 20049.94, "end": 20053.899999999998, "text": " A fully closed the strip club is that even like real"}, {"start": 20060.02, "end": 20062.02, "text": " Yeah, like hold that's cold"}, {"start": 20065.78, "end": 20071.899999999998, "text": " like boy shorts and beer if you if you go enough money you really you're really"}, {"start": 20071.899999999998, "end": 20077.02, "text": " like experience in the strip club scene though"}, {"start": 20077.02, "end": 20090.34, "text": " Listen after after the road trip on"}, {"start": 20091.420000000002, "end": 20093.420000000002, "text": " What's life though?"}, {"start": 20097.86, "end": 20100.18, "text": " Well, we'll make it happen trust"}, {"start": 20100.18, "end": 20106.1, "text": " or you can't lie to a kid on who loves life after the road trip after the road"}, {"start": 20106.1, "end": 20114.7, "text": " trip and campus shit I'll come over because the value is life and I want"}, {"start": 20114.7, "end": 20122.62, "text": " to make sure it happens what the fuck are you talking about"}, {"start": 20122.62, "end": 20125.62, "text": " Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?"}, {"start": 20125.62, "end": 20128.62, "text": " I had actually, yeah, at one time."}, {"start": 20128.62, "end": 20129.62, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20129.62, "end": 20131.62, "text": " That's all you knew."}, {"start": 20131.62, "end": 20133.62, "text": " I'm sorry, bro."}, {"start": 20133.62, "end": 20137.62, "text": " I see you in four or five more days."}, {"start": 20137.62, "end": 20138.62, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20138.62, "end": 20139.62, "text": " I miss you, bro."}, {"start": 20139.62, "end": 20141.62, "text": " I miss you, man."}, {"start": 20141.62, "end": 20144.62, "text": " Don't look at my comment on my brother's Instagram post."}, {"start": 20144.62, "end": 20145.62, "text": " He's doing an edit, though."}, {"start": 20145.62, "end": 20147.62, "text": " And I said me and Jason have been there."}, {"start": 20147.62, "end": 20148.62, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20148.62, "end": 20149.62, "text": " We there, bro."}, {"start": 20149.62, "end": 20150.62, "text": " Just give me the details."}, {"start": 20150.62, "end": 20151.62, "text": " I'ma look."}, {"start": 20151.62, "end": 20159.539999999997, "text": " What the fuck is he talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 20159.539999999997, "end": 20165.539999999997, "text": " Just a greenish shit."}, {"start": 20165.539999999997, "end": 20166.539999999997, "text": " Come on, Dub."}, {"start": 20166.539999999997, "end": 20167.539999999997, "text": " Edithon?"}, {"start": 20167.539999999997, "end": 20168.539999999997, "text": " What is it, is it him?"}, {"start": 20168.539999999997, "end": 20169.539999999997, "text": " Edithon."}, {"start": 20169.539999999997, "end": 20170.539999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20170.539999999997, "end": 20176.539999999997, "text": " Man, Shadi gonna tell me something instead of having me walk around here looking stupid."}, {"start": 20176.539999999997, "end": 20181.42, "text": " Me, they can't trust these hoes for real."}, {"start": 20181.420000000002, "end": 20182.420000000002, "text": " You can trust us though."}, {"start": 20185.420000000002, "end": 20187.420000000002, "text": " Damn, move that plant out there and clean!"}, {"start": 20192.420000000002, "end": 20195.420000000002, "text": " What's this, bro? Are we there or what? Make a song with WDG?"}, {"start": 20198.420000000002, "end": 20199.420000000002, "text": " That's hard."}, {"start": 20211.420000000002, "end": 20216.420000000002, "text": " Oh my, wait, it's in Atlanta, bro."}, {"start": 20226.420000000002, "end": 20229.420000000002, "text": " Damn, this shit got asses moving."}, {"start": 20233.420000000002, "end": 20234.420000000002, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 20235.420000000002, "end": 20237.420000000002, "text": " Chava, I'm going on around."}, {"start": 20241.420000000002, "end": 20244.22, "text": " Cuz it's mine and it means something to me"}, {"start": 20245.660000000003, "end": 20250.300000000003, "text": " You don't get the this is homage, but I know what show this is I know movie. This is I"}, {"start": 20252.18, "end": 20254.18, "text": " Know what movie this is"}, {"start": 20260.460000000003, "end": 20262.460000000003, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 20266.38, "end": 20268.7, "text": " This did this boy don't get show"}, {"start": 20268.7, "end": 20271.74, "text": " Oh, wait, no, not that one."}, {"start": 20271.74, "end": 20272.98, "text": " It's the deal."}, {"start": 20275.58, "end": 20277.14, "text": " That one, that one, right?"}, {"start": 20277.14, "end": 20278.38, "text": " Ain't it that one?"}, {"start": 20298.7, "end": 20303.260000000002, "text": " Just do Marlon breath"}, {"start": 20306.62, "end": 20309.82, "text": " I don't like that me and Marlon we just joined our ramps"}, {"start": 20310.3, "end": 20314.7, "text": " You know, we just do the Rams drug DM me on Instagram fax DM me a"}, {"start": 20315.34, "end": 20316.74, "text": " Instagram"}, {"start": 20316.74, "end": 20318.420000000002, "text": " for"}, {"start": 20318.420000000002, "end": 20320.420000000002, "text": " investments to do shit"}, {"start": 20321.02, "end": 20323.02, "text": " Yes, we just joined the Rams"}, {"start": 20323.46, "end": 20325.46, "text": " Let's fucking go"}, {"start": 20328.7, "end": 20334.66, "text": " Already done for ten packs in some like that. It's fine. It's all good. He's on the charger. Oh, I'm on a ramps"}, {"start": 20340.38, "end": 20342.38, "text": " So guys"}, {"start": 20347.74, "end": 20350.66, "text": " Give me an Instagram for just investment options"}, {"start": 20350.66, "end": 20353.3, "text": " I'm gonna send you my social security number."}, {"start": 20353.3, "end": 20354.8, "text": " I don't have to pay for it."}, {"start": 20354.8, "end": 20355.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20355.3, "end": 20356.3, "text": " That's love, bro."}, {"start": 20356.3, "end": 20357.3, "text": " My finances?"}, {"start": 20357.3, "end": 20358.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20358.18, "end": 20359.94, "text": " What have you gotten so far, bro?"}, {"start": 20359.94, "end": 20360.74, "text": " Carapace only?"}, {"start": 20360.74, "end": 20361.74, "text": " Yeah, pull up."}, {"start": 20361.74, "end": 20362.74, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 20362.74, "end": 20363.42, "text": " Ooh, the portals."}, {"start": 20363.42, "end": 20364.54, "text": " Sausage."}, {"start": 20364.54, "end": 20366.42, "text": " Amar, what do you know about hair?"}, {"start": 20366.42, "end": 20367.22, "text": " Oh, sausage?"}, {"start": 20367.22, "end": 20368.06, "text": " Yeah, I love sausage."}, {"start": 20368.06, "end": 20369.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20369.34, "end": 20370.5, "text": " That's that puppet, that's the..."}, {"start": 20370.5, "end": 20371.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20371.5, "end": 20373.1, "text": " These are all the good ones?"}, {"start": 20373.1, "end": 20373.82, "text": " Those are all the hits."}, {"start": 20373.82, "end": 20374.9, "text": " Wait, that's Amar."}, {"start": 20374.9, "end": 20375.9, "text": " You know Naruto?"}, {"start": 20375.9, "end": 20376.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20376.98, "end": 20378.06, "text": " These are the hits."}, {"start": 20378.06, "end": 20379.78, "text": " How much dollar?"}, {"start": 20379.78, "end": 20381.78, "text": " They're saying about $3,000 so far."}, {"start": 20381.78, "end": 20382.78, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 20382.78, "end": 20383.78, "text": " Here, try it."}, {"start": 20383.78, "end": 20384.78, "text": " Now we need fucking dollars."}, {"start": 20384.78, "end": 20385.78, "text": " Try to get it here."}, {"start": 20385.78, "end": 20387.78, "text": " So what are we looking for in these bags?"}, {"start": 20387.78, "end": 20388.78, "text": " XR, MR, or..."}, {"start": 20388.78, "end": 20389.78, "text": " QR, XR."}, {"start": 20389.78, "end": 20390.78, "text": " QR."}, {"start": 20390.78, "end": 20391.78, "text": " QR."}, {"start": 20391.78, "end": 20392.78, "text": " QR."}, {"start": 20392.78, "end": 20393.78, "text": " Pretty good table."}, {"start": 20393.78, "end": 20394.78, "text": " We got a set from the memory."}, {"start": 20394.78, "end": 20395.78, "text": " QR, MR."}, {"start": 20395.78, "end": 20396.78, "text": " Let's say it."}, {"start": 20396.78, "end": 20397.78, "text": " QR character."}, {"start": 20397.78, "end": 20398.78, "text": " XR."}, {"start": 20398.78, "end": 20399.78, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 20399.78, "end": 20401.78, "text": " Let's see if I remember the character."}, {"start": 20401.78, "end": 20402.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20402.78, "end": 20403.78, "text": " D-Dara!"}, {"start": 20403.78, "end": 20404.78, "text": " D-Dara, bro!"}, {"start": 20404.78, "end": 20407.78, "text": " I remember he used to spawn bombs."}, {"start": 20407.78, "end": 20413.219999999998, "text": " Bro, I remember he used to spawn bombs out of his hands that went up sasuke"}, {"start": 20421.66, "end": 20423.66, "text": " Okay, okay, Chidori under this"}, {"start": 20426.46, "end": 20429.34, "text": " Sissori low low and more action"}, {"start": 20430.899999999998, "end": 20434.3, "text": " Ruto is a hit. Is this a hit Naruto?"}, {"start": 20437.78, "end": 20439.78, "text": " back on"}, {"start": 20439.78, "end": 20441.78, "text": " you're actually killing it"}, {"start": 20441.78, "end": 20443.78, "text": " Daedorah is your favorite?"}, {"start": 20443.78, "end": 20445.78, "text": " uh no no"}, {"start": 20445.78, "end": 20447.78, "text": " who is your favorite?"}, {"start": 20447.78, "end": 20449.78, "text": " Rock Lee"}, {"start": 20451.78, "end": 20453.78, "text": " mate guy"}, {"start": 20453.78, "end": 20455.78, "text": " mate guy"}, {"start": 20455.78, "end": 20457.78, "text": " my name is fuck"}, {"start": 20457.78, "end": 20459.78, "text": " gara"}, {"start": 20459.78, "end": 20461.78, "text": " cool that's very cool"}, {"start": 20461.78, "end": 20463.78, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 20463.78, "end": 20465.78, "text": " this looks cool how much dollar"}, {"start": 20465.78, "end": 20467.78, "text": " I think that's at least"}, {"start": 20467.78, "end": 20469.78, "text": " Kasei-atake"}, {"start": 20470.34, "end": 20471.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20471.62, "end": 20473.14, "text": " Not bad at all"}, {"start": 20473.14, "end": 20474.02, "text": " malice"}, {"start": 20474.02, "end": 20476.02, "text": " Ochi-oruchi-mora"}, {"start": 20476.5, "end": 20478.26, "text": " Whoa, why'd you say it like that?"}, {"start": 20478.26, "end": 20479.539999999997, "text": " Orochi-moru"}, {"start": 20479.539999999997, "end": 20480.82, "text": " Orochi-maru"}, {"start": 20480.82, "end": 20482.26, "text": " No, you still haven't got it"}, {"start": 20482.26, "end": 20484.26, "text": " Orochi-maru, you remember him?"}, {"start": 20484.26, "end": 20486.739999999998, "text": " I watched it in sub bro"}, {"start": 20486.739999999998, "end": 20487.539999999997, "text": " I didn't watch it in dub"}, {"start": 20487.539999999997, "end": 20489.539999999997, "text": " So they never pronounce it anyway"}, {"start": 20489.539999999997, "end": 20491.539999999997, "text": " It'd be like, I think they do"}, {"start": 20491.539999999997, "end": 20493.539999999997, "text": " They'd definitely say it right"}, {"start": 20493.539999999997, "end": 20495.539999999997, "text": " They'd definitely say it right"}, {"start": 20495.54, "end": 20497.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20501.46, "end": 20506.66, "text": " Know unfortunately, I know but you're getting really close. I think so sorry"}, {"start": 20508.260000000002, "end": 20510.260000000002, "text": " So easy"}, {"start": 20510.260000000002, "end": 20512.260000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20519.500000000004, "end": 20521.500000000004, "text": " Kukashi attacking"}, {"start": 20522.780000000002, "end": 20524.780000000002, "text": " This gotta be worth something right"}, {"start": 20526.460000000003, "end": 20528.460000000003, "text": " It's kind of like me and you"}, {"start": 20540.260000000002, "end": 20543.260000000002, "text": " KINEMARO!"}, {"start": 20543.260000000002, "end": 20545.260000000002, "text": " Gotta keep it a bug, don't remember this game."}, {"start": 20546.260000000002, "end": 20548.260000000002, "text": " Gotta keep it a bug, bro."}, {"start": 20548.260000000002, "end": 20551.260000000002, "text": " I watched that shit when I was 16, I'm 22 now."}, {"start": 20551.260000000002, "end": 20552.260000000002, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 20554.260000000002, "end": 20556.260000000002, "text": " You don't know about his fight with Gara?"}, {"start": 20557.260000000002, "end": 20559.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I said that was a minute ago, bro."}, {"start": 20560.260000000002, "end": 20561.260000000002, "text": " A minute ago."}, {"start": 20561.260000000002, "end": 20563.260000000002, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 20563.260000000002, "end": 20564.260000000002, "text": " Zabuza, you know about him?"}, {"start": 20564.260000000002, "end": 20565.260000000002, "text": " Yes, that's OG Naruto."}, {"start": 20565.260000000002, "end": 20566.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20566.260000000002, "end": 20567.260000000002, "text": " I watched that."}, {"start": 20567.260000000002, "end": 20568.260000000002, "text": " Hashirama?"}, {"start": 20568.260000000002, "end": 20569.260000000002, "text": " Hashirama?"}, {"start": 20569.260000000002, "end": 20574.940000000002, "text": " yeah yeah oh oh i think this is a little one yeah he was real name is"}, {"start": 20574.940000000002, "end": 20577.820000000003, "text": " tendo"}, {"start": 20577.980000000003, "end": 20583.58, "text": " just want to pass oh yes you know about you know about the"}, {"start": 20583.58, "end": 20587.260000000002, "text": " throwing it back uh that's the that's that's"}, {"start": 20587.260000000002, "end": 20591.02, "text": " what you saw my bro right here with the yeah the frog oh you saw my frog"}, {"start": 20591.02, "end": 20593.74, "text": " yeah yeah yeah that's Naruto's uh he learned that he learned it from"}, {"start": 20593.74, "end": 20599.74, "text": " I forgot the name of the frog I don't get my boot."}, {"start": 20599.74, "end": 20600.74, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20600.74, "end": 20603.74, "text": " Why'd you get it?"}, {"start": 20603.74, "end": 20613.74, "text": " I'm looking for obi-toff."}, {"start": 20613.74, "end": 20620.74, "text": " Oh, here you go."}, {"start": 20621.74, "end": 20622.74, "text": " Yo, you ruined the fucking game."}, {"start": 20622.74, "end": 20624.74, "text": " No, I don't really know how to open these."}, {"start": 20624.74, "end": 20626.74, "text": " He genuinely broke my bro with a PSA."}, {"start": 20626.74, "end": 20627.74, "text": " Ruchimaru?"}, {"start": 20627.74, "end": 20628.74, "text": " Dope."}, {"start": 20628.74, "end": 20629.74, "text": " Ruchimaru."}, {"start": 20629.74, "end": 20631.74, "text": " Oh, he was comfy."}, {"start": 20631.74, "end": 20633.74, "text": " Trash, he got exposed by Shikimaru."}, {"start": 20633.74, "end": 20635.74, "text": " He was comfy, though!"}, {"start": 20635.74, "end": 20637.74, "text": " Monkey Co setting up!"}, {"start": 20637.74, "end": 20638.74, "text": " Holy tuff."}, {"start": 20638.74, "end": 20640.74, "text": " Monkey Co setting up."}, {"start": 20640.74, "end": 20642.74, "text": " That's actually tough"}, {"start": 20643.9, "end": 20645.9, "text": " That's a nice angle out like that"}, {"start": 20646.74, "end": 20648.74, "text": " Swim ball"}, {"start": 20650.34, "end": 20654.440000000002, "text": " We know about down so I don't down so for those uh Sasuke you do take a eye"}, {"start": 20655.38, "end": 20657.38, "text": " So I say to the eye for Donzo no"}, {"start": 20658.100000000002, "end": 20661.18, "text": " Sasuke didn't take shit from him, but it's like"}, {"start": 20666.02, "end": 20668.02, "text": " That's how you got the"}, {"start": 20668.02, "end": 20670.02, "text": " Is that a hot? He got the uh..."}, {"start": 20671.02, "end": 20672.02, "text": " The renegade?"}, {"start": 20672.02, "end": 20673.02, "text": " The renegade? No, no, no."}, {"start": 20673.02, "end": 20674.02, "text": " You got blessed by God."}, {"start": 20676.02, "end": 20679.02, "text": " Crazy orangey accent for that, bro."}, {"start": 20679.02, "end": 20682.02, "text": " I'm not a larky, bro. I swear."}, {"start": 20682.02, "end": 20684.02, "text": " Sina with the W. Sina."}, {"start": 20684.02, "end": 20686.02, "text": " She just ended her Cinefone, bro."}, {"start": 20686.02, "end": 20691.02, "text": " See she finished, I think, 12th all the time."}, {"start": 20691.02, "end": 20693.02, "text": " Theta-ra? MR?"}, {"start": 20693.02, "end": 20694.02, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 20694.02, "end": 20696.02, "text": " What do you know about bro? You know who bro is?"}, {"start": 20696.02, "end": 20698.02, "text": " I know bro, right there's the be guy"}, {"start": 20698.86, "end": 20703.46, "text": " Okay, come on. Yeah, that is the be guy. Is that not the be guy?"}, {"start": 20704.22, "end": 20706.06, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20706.06, "end": 20708.06, "text": " You know what he does"}, {"start": 20708.06, "end": 20711.14, "text": " Bro, it's been so long. I swear to God. I'm trying to be weird"}, {"start": 20712.9, "end": 20720.94, "text": " King B. Yeah killer B killer B killer B roads. So long. All right. We got two packs left bro. These are the last two"}, {"start": 20720.94, "end": 20722.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20724.62, "end": 20731.02, "text": " Can't killer be fighters. I was like they got killer B put the beast on him. He was wild"}, {"start": 20731.899999999998, "end": 20736.42, "text": " He was tripping just got his his shit and he was going for it. We've got a"}, {"start": 20741.5, "end": 20743.5, "text": " Let's go I go one you go"}, {"start": 20743.5, "end": 20746.18, "text": " Oh fuck is this one?"}, {"start": 20746.18, "end": 20748.68, "text": " I'm here now."}, {"start": 20748.68, "end": 20752.18, "text": " Oh, Tissani Hoshikaki."}, {"start": 20752.18, "end": 20753.18, "text": " You mean?"}, {"start": 20753.18, "end": 20754.18, "text": " It's our game, Chiya."}, {"start": 20754.18, "end": 20755.18, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 20755.18, "end": 20756.18, "text": " Ah, you beat me."}, {"start": 20756.18, "end": 20757.18, "text": " You beat me."}, {"start": 20757.18, "end": 20758.18, "text": " You beat me."}, {"start": 20758.18, "end": 20759.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm that one."}, {"start": 20759.18, "end": 20760.18, "text": " Piedara!"}, {"start": 20760.18, "end": 20761.18, "text": " Yeah, you're getting right here."}, {"start": 20761.18, "end": 20762.18, "text": " Ah, bro, I'm getting fucked, bro."}, {"start": 20762.18, "end": 20763.18, "text": " Oh, you know?"}, {"start": 20763.18, "end": 20764.18, "text": " Oh, my bro."}, {"start": 20764.18, "end": 20767.18, "text": " I got Edmarsasori, but bro, don't beat me."}, {"start": 20767.18, "end": 20768.18, "text": " Ah, Hinata."}, {"start": 20768.18, "end": 20769.18, "text": " Ah, Hinata."}, {"start": 20769.18, "end": 20770.18, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 20770.18, "end": 20771.18, "text": " Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 20771.18, "end": 20772.18, "text": " We're good up Hinata."}, {"start": 20772.4, "end": 20774.4, "text": " What about right here though"}, {"start": 20776.06, "end": 20778.06, "text": " Bro, I got sushi"}, {"start": 20779.32, "end": 20782.32, "text": " Sushi, okay, that's good. Yeah, what about the fifth one though?"}, {"start": 20782.32, "end": 20786.02, "text": " Hey, I'm home. I'm not just weak-ass character, bro"}, {"start": 20786.58, "end": 20790.54, "text": " Just weak-ass character. No, well you fuck with care"}, {"start": 20791.260000000002, "end": 20794.54, "text": " Yeah, she was okay, right? She was in love with sasuke"}, {"start": 20797.14, "end": 20799.22, "text": " All right, you better bless this boy"}, {"start": 20799.22, "end": 20804.14, "text": " Yeah, yeah, because you would have better luck. Yeah"}, {"start": 20806.420000000002, "end": 20808.420000000002, "text": " We're looking for a XR one out of nine"}, {"start": 20811.940000000002, "end": 20815.66, "text": " How much is our qr this box right here was a hundred percent"}, {"start": 20820.5, "end": 20822.5, "text": " PR wait wait"}, {"start": 20822.5, "end": 20824.5, "text": " Not for research."}, {"start": 20824.5, "end": 20826.5, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 20826.5, "end": 20828.5, "text": " There's a card in there."}, {"start": 20828.5, "end": 20830.5, "text": " I didn't know this... this is a promo card."}, {"start": 20830.5, "end": 20832.5, "text": " Who gives a fuck about a promo card?"}, {"start": 20832.5, "end": 20834.5, "text": " It could be a... it could be a hit."}, {"start": 20834.5, "end": 20836.5, "text": " I might get a fucking hate bomb, actually."}, {"start": 20836.5, "end": 20838.5, "text": " She said..."}, {"start": 20838.5, "end": 20840.5, "text": " No, no, no, no, I don't want to open it."}, {"start": 20840.5, "end": 20842.5, "text": " I don't want to open it in her own hands."}, {"start": 20842.5, "end": 20844.5, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 20844.5, "end": 20846.5, "text": " I think there's only two left."}, {"start": 20846.5, "end": 20855.5, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, this is bullshit, man."}, {"start": 20855.5, "end": 20856.5, "text": " Okay, yes."}, {"start": 20856.5, "end": 20857.5, "text": " Honestly, thank God, here."}, {"start": 20857.5, "end": 20858.5, "text": " Now you gotta figure it out."}, {"start": 20858.5, "end": 20861.5, "text": " Dude, this is actually pretty cool, like, how they open it."}, {"start": 20861.5, "end": 20862.5, "text": " Probably the box."}, {"start": 20862.5, "end": 20866.5, "text": " The box is actually probably a great presentation for these boxes."}, {"start": 20866.5, "end": 20867.5, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 20867.5, "end": 20868.5, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 20868.5, "end": 20870.5, "text": " What do you got?"}, {"start": 20870.5, "end": 20872.5, "text": " Yeah, but there we go, there we go."}, {"start": 20872.5, "end": 20873.5, "text": " Ah, bro."}, {"start": 20873.5, "end": 20874.5, "text": " Shall we?"}, {"start": 20874.5, "end": 20876.5, "text": " Maybe"}, {"start": 20886.5, "end": 20890.94, "text": " I think she's losing this right? Yeah, she's losing it"}, {"start": 20894.7, "end": 20897.86, "text": " Zappos are definitely clear in the fuck out of that care"}, {"start": 20897.86, "end": 20899.86, "text": " Hey man, hey, you remember?"}, {"start": 20899.86, "end": 20901.86, "text": " Okay, I guess I'll just get back to you here."}, {"start": 20901.86, "end": 20903.86, "text": " They ride?"}, {"start": 20903.86, "end": 20905.86, "text": " Obito?"}, {"start": 20905.86, "end": 20907.86, "text": " Oh, Obito, bro?"}, {"start": 20907.86, "end": 20909.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm not sleeping."}, {"start": 20909.86, "end": 20911.86, "text": " Right here, though."}, {"start": 20911.86, "end": 20913.86, "text": " You got one of the weird packs."}, {"start": 20913.86, "end": 20915.86, "text": " It's a good card, though."}, {"start": 20915.86, "end": 20917.86, "text": " Wait, you do have a weird...your order's all fucked up."}, {"start": 20917.86, "end": 20919.86, "text": " Yeah, what's it supposed to mean?"}, {"start": 20919.86, "end": 20921.86, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 20921.86, "end": 20923.86, "text": " Ooh, I love this character."}, {"start": 20923.86, "end": 20925.86, "text": " Suzy Ketsu."}, {"start": 20925.86, "end": 20933.38, "text": " in Donzo again, bro. I think the same going to our town, bro. Wait, what are we looking for? QRs."}, {"start": 20933.38, "end": 20938.86, "text": " QR XR. I get a QR XR. This probably is just like the first time I've heard of this last game."}, {"start": 20938.86, "end": 20942.86, "text": " Okay. Yeah."}, {"start": 20942.86, "end": 20948.86, "text": " What's our blood? SSR. Oh, SSR bullshit. Dider got 30 of those already."}, {"start": 20948.86, "end": 20956.86, "text": " are these to soon oh mr. bro double"}, {"start": 20956.86, "end": 20962.74, "text": " bullshit right here who are you know you know bro I ain't"}, {"start": 20962.74, "end": 20968.86, "text": " a lot she's that's fuck she was also put in pain too and uh and her pops was"}, {"start": 20998.86, "end": 21001.98, "text": " Don't have much memory of him, but I'm gonna be honest with you."}, {"start": 21001.98, "end": 21005.440000000002, "text": " That means he was not as impactful of a character."}, {"start": 21005.440000000002, "end": 21009.54, "text": " Oh, I remember, he was, he was, it's coming back to me."}, {"start": 21009.54, "end": 21011.02, "text": " Right on the superior time, I feel like you got it."}, {"start": 21011.02, "end": 21012.24, "text": " He literally right there, bro."}, {"start": 21012.24, "end": 21016.62, "text": " He was part of like a bunch of kids that were like imprisoned kind of."}, {"start": 21016.62, "end": 21017.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 21017.940000000002, "end": 21018.78, "text": " It's coming, it's coming."}, {"start": 21018.78, "end": 21020.260000000002, "text": " It's like a bunch of kids that were in prison"}, {"start": 21020.260000000002, "end": 21022.06, "text": " and then they got superpowers or something."}, {"start": 21022.06, "end": 21024.7, "text": " I wrote, tomorrow was, yeah, right, it's very moving."}, {"start": 21024.7, "end": 21026.62, "text": " Experiment, there we go."}, {"start": 21026.62, "end": 21029.539999999997, "text": " Oscar as Pito hold on that that's something"}, {"start": 21036.539999999997, "end": 21041.86, "text": " Oh my god, that character's a million bro. This is zero of the curse mark. Oh, that's true"}, {"start": 21042.579999999998, "end": 21044.1, "text": " Minato"}, {"start": 21044.1, "end": 21049.46, "text": " Love this character, but we're probably three two cents. Madarabu G. Yeah, okay. Oh"}, {"start": 21050.46, "end": 21055.64, "text": " Wait, this wasn't fire. I'm not gonna. I already got this though. With this? No"}, {"start": 21056.62, "end": 21064.84, "text": " shirt oh who's this fat fuck bro I don't remember this character oh bro that's"}, {"start": 21064.84, "end": 21071.879999999997, "text": " from the movie Chosey Faw and the Salkir Chevalard yeah I'm not gonna lie bro not a memorable character man"}, {"start": 21071.879999999997, "end": 21077.16, "text": " all right let's see if I can follow that up right my guy ready Gora yeah right"}, {"start": 21077.16, "end": 21082.84, "text": " here here's that oh see shirtless shirtless version shirtless that's so"}, {"start": 21082.84, "end": 21084.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21096.920000000002, "end": 21101.920000000002, "text": " Already got the dude already got Garos. I got Haruno, bro"}, {"start": 21105.84, "end": 21107.84, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21108.48, "end": 21110.48, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21113.12, "end": 21116.2, "text": " What do you remember about this she was weak as fuck that's all I remember, bro"}, {"start": 21116.2, "end": 21120.72, "text": " I'm gonna be completely on it and she did my boy Naruto wrong, bro"}, {"start": 21121.1, "end": 21128.52, "text": " But she pulled up kind of clutch on heels though, and uh, and the war. Yeah, one time, bro one time nice"}, {"start": 21129.96, "end": 21131.96, "text": " Now Ruto"}, {"start": 21132.52, "end": 21134.52, "text": " Bothers there. Oh"}, {"start": 21142.84, "end": 21153.84, "text": " Here it is. Hey. You see how he does it with something that's what. And thank you."}, {"start": 21153.84, "end": 21163.84, "text": " MR. Okay. What is that? It's touching. It might be some new shit that."}, {"start": 21163.84, "end": 21165.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21170.84, "end": 21172.84, "text": " Have to go"}, {"start": 21174.84, "end": 21176.84, "text": " Naruto"}, {"start": 21178.12, "end": 21180.12, "text": " All right, Zabuza"}, {"start": 21182.56, "end": 21184.56, "text": " You clear man"}, {"start": 21185.920000000002, "end": 21187.920000000002, "text": " Dadara"}, {"start": 21187.920000000002, "end": 21194.4, "text": " yeah detonating clay bro honestly yeah I hate I hate that character"}, {"start": 21194.4, "end": 21201.08, "text": " here's me who the fuck is this tell you y'all bro weak-ass character dude"}, {"start": 21201.08, "end": 21205.460000000003, "text": " un-unmemorable unmemorable don't remember that character you remember that"}, {"start": 21205.460000000003, "end": 21213.56, "text": " character yeah all right we got these last three packs"}, {"start": 21217.920000000002, "end": 21218.920000000002, "text": " It's super important."}, {"start": 21218.920000000002, "end": 21219.920000000002, "text": " Itachi."}, {"start": 21219.920000000002, "end": 21220.920000000002, "text": " Kira."}, {"start": 21220.920000000002, "end": 21221.920000000002, "text": " Sakura."}, {"start": 21221.920000000002, "end": 21222.920000000002, "text": " Akakashi."}, {"start": 21222.920000000002, "end": 21223.920000000002, "text": " Naruto!"}, {"start": 21223.920000000002, "end": 21224.920000000002, "text": " SP?"}, {"start": 21224.920000000002, "end": 21225.920000000002, "text": " That's a pretty good one."}, {"start": 21225.920000000002, "end": 21226.920000000002, "text": " I've never seen this Naruto."}, {"start": 21226.920000000002, "end": 21227.920000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, that was new."}, {"start": 21227.920000000002, "end": 21228.920000000002, "text": " It's colorful, bro."}, {"start": 21228.920000000002, "end": 21229.920000000002, "text": " It's like rainbow."}, {"start": 21229.920000000002, "end": 21230.920000000002, "text": " It's like hand-shake fire."}, {"start": 21230.920000000002, "end": 21231.920000000002, "text": " Oh no, man."}, {"start": 21231.920000000002, "end": 21232.920000000002, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 21232.920000000002, "end": 21233.920000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21233.920000000002, "end": 21234.920000000002, "text": " Oh my edit, man."}, {"start": 21234.920000000002, "end": 21235.920000000002, "text": " Oh my Naruto edit."}, {"start": 21235.920000000002, "end": 21236.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21236.920000000002, "end": 21237.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21237.920000000002, "end": 21238.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21238.920000000002, "end": 21239.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21239.920000000002, "end": 21240.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21240.920000000002, "end": 21241.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21241.920000000002, "end": 21242.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21242.920000000002, "end": 21243.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21243.920000000002, "end": 21244.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21244.920000000002, "end": 21245.920000000002, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 21245.920000000002, "end": 21246.920000000002, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 21246.920000000002, "end": 21250.84, "text": " It's just like bro and into don't remember this fucking shitty. Yes"}, {"start": 21254.960000000003, "end": 21258.52, "text": " No, I don't remember that"}, {"start": 21260.52, "end": 21265.120000000003, "text": " Okay, this is it this the last one in the second box where you think we're there when big here"}, {"start": 21270.68, "end": 21272.68, "text": " That was it"}, {"start": 21272.68, "end": 21280.760000000002, "text": " That's the third one bro. How you forget? Wait what? Bro, you ran through this. You came on the second one."}, {"start": 21280.760000000002, "end": 21292.96, "text": " Yeah, and then we just killed one. Tachi. Oh my god. Oh, man, that's it. I see two only in my vision though."}, {"start": 21292.96, "end": 21296.399999999998, "text": " There's one over there, and one in the box, I think you tossed."}, {"start": 21296.399999999998, "end": 21297.899999999998, "text": " I tossed?"}, {"start": 21297.899999999998, "end": 21298.899999999998, "text": " Like the empty box."}, {"start": 21298.899999999998, "end": 21299.899999999998, "text": " Toss where?"}, {"start": 21299.899999999998, "end": 21300.899999999998, "text": " That's empty box, bro."}, {"start": 21300.899999999998, "end": 21302.399999999998, "text": " Wait, there's no way we're done."}, {"start": 21302.399999999998, "end": 21303.399999999998, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 21303.399999999998, "end": 21306.899999999998, "text": " I'm tossing an empty box."}, {"start": 21306.899999999998, "end": 21307.899999999998, "text": " That's it?"}, {"start": 21307.899999999998, "end": 21308.899999999998, "text": " What the fuck has he got on his head?"}, {"start": 21308.899999999998, "end": 21309.899999999998, "text": " What do you mean he's just kid, bro?"}, {"start": 21309.899999999998, "end": 21310.899999999998, "text": " You've bought the boxes."}, {"start": 21310.899999999998, "end": 21311.899999999998, "text": " No, no, no, I have four, bro."}, {"start": 21311.899999999998, "end": 21312.899999999998, "text": " I don't know if they're empty."}, {"start": 21312.899999999998, "end": 21313.899999999998, "text": " No, they're open, too."}, {"start": 21313.899999999998, "end": 21314.899999999998, "text": " They're open, too."}, {"start": 21314.899999999998, "end": 21315.899999999998, "text": " It's empty?"}, {"start": 21315.899999999998, "end": 21316.899999999998, "text": " Oh, they're tolling."}, {"start": 21316.899999999998, "end": 21317.899999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21317.899999999998, "end": 21318.899999999998, "text": " It's empty, bro."}, {"start": 21318.9, "end": 21319.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21319.9, "end": 21320.9, "text": " It's empty, bro."}, {"start": 21320.9, "end": 21321.9, "text": " Hey, how is it empty?"}, {"start": 21321.9, "end": 21322.9, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 21322.9, "end": 21323.9, "text": " I mean, how is it empty, bro?"}, {"start": 21323.9, "end": 21324.9, "text": " That's it, bro."}, {"start": 21324.9, "end": 21325.9, "text": " That's fucking empty."}, {"start": 21325.9, "end": 21326.9, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 21326.9, "end": 21327.9, "text": " Wait a second!"}, {"start": 21327.9, "end": 21328.9, "text": " Are you seeing this?"}, {"start": 21328.9, "end": 21329.9, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21329.9, "end": 21330.9, "text": " Last second, over time, buzzer-greeter box."}, {"start": 21330.9, "end": 21331.9, "text": " Yeah, box out of nowhere."}, {"start": 21331.9, "end": 21332.9, "text": " I'm not sure where this came from, but this is it."}, {"start": 21332.9, "end": 21333.9, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 21333.9, "end": 21334.9, "text": " After this, we're actually done."}, {"start": 21334.9, "end": 21336.9, "text": " We need a PS8 10, not root, Tosaske."}, {"start": 21336.9, "end": 21337.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21337.9, "end": 21338.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21338.9, "end": 21339.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21339.9, "end": 21340.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21340.9, "end": 21341.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21341.9, "end": 21342.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21342.9, "end": 21343.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21343.9, "end": 21344.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21344.9, "end": 21345.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21345.9, "end": 21346.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21346.9, "end": 21347.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21347.9, "end": 21356.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, the R car is the same one right? Yeah, probably. Keep it sealed. Keep it sealed?"}, {"start": 21356.300000000003, "end": 21361.74, "text": " Bro, maybe keep this in your collectibles maybe. That's kind of cool. Okay, yeah, I sealed the R car."}, {"start": 21361.74, "end": 21364.54, "text": " All right, here we are. Ready? We only got 16. Let's go."}, {"start": 21366.620000000003, "end": 21370.38, "text": " Whoa, why is this one girthy as fuck? Oh, I like that. Everyone's having a mad"}, {"start": 21370.38, "end": 21374.460000000003, "text": " girth, right there? I know. What's up with that? What's in there? Oh, no, really?"}, {"start": 21374.46, "end": 21377.04, "text": " Busted, busted, busted. Hold on, there might be some shit in there."}, {"start": 21377.04, "end": 21378.14, "text": " It's gonna be a patch."}, {"start": 21378.14, "end": 21381.239999999998, "text": " Game one. Game one, are we gonna do it again?"}, {"start": 21381.239999999998, "end": 21382.579999999998, "text": " Why is it still not ripping, bro?"}, {"start": 21382.579999999998, "end": 21384.379999999997, "text": " Signature sign. Well, his back is different."}, {"start": 21384.379999999997, "end": 21386.879999999997, "text": " Here you are. Yep, careful man."}, {"start": 21388.879999999997, "end": 21392.579999999998, "text": " Could be the case it's inside of it."}, {"start": 21394.079999999998, "end": 21396.579999999998, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, stop, stop."}, {"start": 21396.579999999998, "end": 21397.92, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 21397.92, "end": 21399.02, "text": " So, actually got something."}, {"start": 21399.02, "end": 21401.32, "text": " Hold on. Just keep it, keep it warm by the..."}, {"start": 21401.32, "end": 21406.42, "text": " Look over here. Now very careful. Don't grip it lightly. Yeah. Yeah. Oh"}, {"start": 21407.739999999998, "end": 21409.739999999998, "text": " Okay, you've got some crazy"}, {"start": 21416.52, "end": 21420.48, "text": " You missed the card you missed the card there you go. All right now. This is oh my god. Who's that?"}, {"start": 21421.32, "end": 21423.32, "text": " Who is that? I don't know"}, {"start": 21423.32, "end": 21434.84, "text": " out. Oh no that's fire. Wait. No that's fire. Bro. Chill chill chill. Hold on."}, {"start": 21434.84, "end": 21442.92, "text": " Oh god bro. Serialized out of 720. Oh my god. 25, 72 out of 720. Sometimes kind of a lot though."}, {"start": 21442.92, "end": 21450.36, "text": " What the what? What a hit. It's like a patch. It's like a hit man. That's fine. The thicker"}, {"start": 21450.36, "end": 21454.36, "text": " Out of 720? That's a max win!"}, {"start": 21454.36, "end": 21458.36, "text": " You just pulled a minotaur game horn patch."}, {"start": 21458.36, "end": 21462.36, "text": " My card is fire, bro."}, {"start": 21462.36, "end": 21466.36, "text": " No, no. I know that. My new card is fire."}, {"start": 21466.36, "end": 21470.36, "text": " That's going to go right to getting sleep in front of it."}, {"start": 21470.36, "end": 21474.36, "text": " It just opens 80 some pass and gets shits."}, {"start": 21474.36, "end": 21478.36, "text": " I could feel it though. You could feel it in there."}, {"start": 21478.36, "end": 21487.88, "text": " I know that's worth at least a hundred dollars at least same as Kakashi same as Zubasu same as"}, {"start": 21487.88, "end": 21495.32, "text": " Didery same as fucking Korn same as fucking shitty ass dude we're good we're good we're doofs now yeah wait a"}, {"start": 21495.32, "end": 21505.96, "text": " second I don't know what I'll try it just worth $430 that's almost all the buck that's crazy"}, {"start": 21505.96, "end": 21507.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21512.28, "end": 21514.28, "text": " We tell same"}, {"start": 21514.96, "end": 21517.32, "text": " Mighty push. She's got a lot of mrs"}, {"start": 21519.04, "end": 21521.04, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 21521.8, "end": 21526.52, "text": " 1010 that's $500 10 10 bear had a crush on her too"}, {"start": 21528.44, "end": 21530.44, "text": " Feeling something in here or not?"}, {"start": 21530.44, "end": 21537.44, "text": " I'm not gonna say that, but I'll be completely honest."}, {"start": 21537.44, "end": 21541.44, "text": " I think it's over with Kashi out of jail."}, {"start": 21541.44, "end": 21542.44, "text": " Kizami."}, {"start": 21542.44, "end": 21543.44, "text": " Dai-daree-ra."}, {"start": 21543.44, "end": 21544.44, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 21544.44, "end": 21545.44, "text": " Sasori."}, {"start": 21545.44, "end": 21546.44, "text": " Another M.R. though."}, {"start": 21546.44, "end": 21547.44, "text": " Um, man."}, {"start": 21547.44, "end": 21550.44, "text": " Kashi, I just want to say this one."}, {"start": 21550.44, "end": 21551.44, "text": " Here's your card, man."}, {"start": 21551.44, "end": 21552.44, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 21552.44, "end": 21555.44, "text": " Bro, my new card is so fucking cool, man."}, {"start": 21555.44, "end": 21556.44, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 21556.44, "end": 21557.44, "text": " My new card."}, {"start": 21557.44, "end": 21558.44, "text": " Bro, look at this Monato."}, {"start": 21558.44, "end": 21559.44, "text": " Why are you saying that?"}, {"start": 21559.44, "end": 21570.0, "text": " 572 out of 724 hundred bucks chat we came up today we came up today we look at our"}, {"start": 21570.0, "end": 21573.719999999998, "text": " new card"}, {"start": 21589.44, "end": 21590.399999999998, "text": " And wind it down here."}, {"start": 21590.399999999998, "end": 21593.48, "text": " We could get to the last second here and on."}, {"start": 21593.48, "end": 21596.039999999997, "text": " Mariah, Chachi, oh my God."}, {"start": 21596.039999999997, "end": 21597.039999999997, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 21597.039999999997, "end": 21598.28, "text": " This is now."}, {"start": 21598.28, "end": 21599.6, "text": " It is now."}, {"start": 21599.6, "end": 21601.039999999997, "text": " Wait, we can see this?"}, {"start": 21601.039999999997, "end": 21602.359999999997, "text": " Bepp or not?"}, {"start": 21602.359999999997, "end": 21603.16, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 21603.16, "end": 21603.719999999998, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 21603.719999999998, "end": 21604.28, "text": " That's the best."}, {"start": 21604.28, "end": 21606.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, I think that's the best call."}, {"start": 21606.239999999998, "end": 21608.48, "text": " Be fair."}, {"start": 21608.48, "end": 21610.559999999998, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21610.559999999998, "end": 21612.28, "text": " Well, that actually makes me more extreme."}, {"start": 21612.28, "end": 21613.48, "text": " You've got to try this."}, {"start": 21613.48, "end": 21614.84, "text": " What they can't fit in there."}, {"start": 21614.84, "end": 21615.6, "text": " Celebrity."}, {"start": 21615.6, "end": 21617.399999999998, "text": " Let Gilly get one out for this, too."}, {"start": 21617.399999999998, "end": 21617.879999999997, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 21617.879999999997, "end": 21618.379999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21618.379999999997, "end": 21619.16, "text": " Liberty shot."}, {"start": 21619.16, "end": 21621.16, "text": " any thick cards in here change"}, {"start": 21621.16, "end": 21624.16, "text": " I don't think you can feel it in the pack"}, {"start": 21624.16, "end": 21627.16, "text": " it was massive like you could actually like weigh these"}, {"start": 21627.16, "end": 21628.16, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 21628.16, "end": 21629.16, "text": " you are"}, {"start": 21632.16, "end": 21633.16, "text": " anything?"}, {"start": 21635.16, "end": 21636.16, "text": " ooh"}, {"start": 21637.16, "end": 21638.16, "text": " try that"}, {"start": 21638.16, "end": 21640.16, "text": " fuck you me man"}, {"start": 21640.16, "end": 21642.16, "text": " fuck you me"}, {"start": 21644.16, "end": 21645.16, "text": " you gotta try that wipe it"}, {"start": 21645.16, "end": 21646.16, "text": " yeah it is"}, {"start": 21646.16, "end": 21647.16, "text": " go on"}, {"start": 21647.16, "end": 21653.88, "text": " That's just the last call right how do I open it properly back at"}, {"start": 21657.72, "end": 21659.72, "text": " This oh"}, {"start": 21661.0, "end": 21663.0, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 21664.16, "end": 21666.16, "text": " All right, hey stick your dig out"}, {"start": 21666.16, "end": 21668.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21671.2, "end": 21674.92, "text": " You panning to do all for what the fuck are you panning to do all for?"}, {"start": 21676.36, "end": 21678.36, "text": " Get the fucking egg"}, {"start": 21679.2, "end": 21681.2, "text": " My guy"}, {"start": 21682.84, "end": 21684.84, "text": " Susano, oh"}, {"start": 21685.48, "end": 21687.48, "text": " You are who the fuck"}, {"start": 21688.52, "end": 21690.52, "text": " He don't mind"}, {"start": 21690.52, "end": 21692.36, "text": " Come on, let's go."}, {"start": 21692.36, "end": 21694.86, "text": " Needle, needle, needle!"}, {"start": 21694.86, "end": 21697.54, "text": " You gotta try this one, though."}, {"start": 21697.54, "end": 21698.38, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 21698.38, "end": 21699.22, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 21700.9, "end": 21702.06, "text": " This is the one."}, {"start": 21702.06, "end": 21702.9, "text": " Jump scare."}, {"start": 21702.9, "end": 21704.36, "text": " Okay, sorry, I'll..."}, {"start": 21706.06, "end": 21707.9, "text": " Ooh, okay."}, {"start": 21707.9, "end": 21709.38, "text": " Like this, weirdo."}, {"start": 21709.38, "end": 21710.22, "text": " This guy's kinda weird."}, {"start": 21710.22, "end": 21711.18, "text": " I'll run tomorrow."}, {"start": 21712.260000000002, "end": 21713.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21713.38, "end": 21714.22, "text": " He died."}, {"start": 21715.28, "end": 21716.62, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 21716.62, "end": 21717.46, "text": " Alright, I'm ready."}, {"start": 21717.46, "end": 21718.28, "text": " I'm ready, I'm ready."}, {"start": 21718.28, "end": 21719.12, "text": " I'm just gonna..."}, {"start": 21719.12, "end": 21719.96, "text": " Oh yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 21749.96, "end": 21750.96, "text": " You got that one?"}, {"start": 21750.96, "end": 21751.96, "text": " This is it?"}, {"start": 21751.96, "end": 21753.46, "text": " This is when it all comes out to you?"}, {"start": 21753.46, "end": 21754.46, "text": " Yeah, man."}, {"start": 21754.46, "end": 21755.46, "text": " All right, let's see."}, {"start": 21755.46, "end": 21759.46, "text": " It'll be just open in 64 packs."}, {"start": 21759.46, "end": 21762.46, "text": " See how quick that math was?"}, {"start": 21762.46, "end": 21763.46, "text": " Let's talk about it."}, {"start": 21763.46, "end": 21764.46, "text": " Check it out."}, {"start": 21764.46, "end": 21766.46, "text": " It's not was that?"}, {"start": 21767.46, "end": 21768.46, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 21768.46, "end": 21769.46, "text": " Chidori."}, {"start": 21769.46, "end": 21770.46, "text": " What do you know about that?"}, {"start": 21770.46, "end": 21771.46, "text": " What did you just say?"}, {"start": 21771.46, "end": 21772.46, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 21772.46, "end": 21773.46, "text": " Chidori."}, {"start": 21773.46, "end": 21774.46, "text": " You mean?"}, {"start": 21774.46, "end": 21775.46, "text": " You know what that is?"}, {"start": 21775.46, "end": 21776.46, "text": " I know what a Chidori is, bro."}, {"start": 21776.46, "end": 21777.46, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 21777.46, "end": 21779.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21779.94, "end": 21783.78, "text": " Rock Lee first Rock Lee the steppers on"}, {"start": 21787.66, "end": 21789.66, "text": " Well, that's it. I mean that's gonna yeah"}, {"start": 21791.1, "end": 21793.1, "text": " Let's see what we got"}, {"start": 21793.739999999998, "end": 21797.7, "text": " You could touch it right this touch. Yeah, it's the best car. We got here"}, {"start": 21797.7, "end": 21803.66, "text": " We got the we got the game warm and not so when he fucked me in it though. I'm a cousin nine tail fox"}, {"start": 21804.059999999998, "end": 21806.059999999998, "text": " Yeah, remember that"}, {"start": 21806.06, "end": 21812.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you made father 19. It's 572 out of 720. Wow, this is crazy"}, {"start": 21813.140000000003, "end": 21818.32, "text": " Insane stuff there. Yeah from there's no it's you packed yet, but I think"}, {"start": 21819.0, "end": 21825.82, "text": " This one card is worth that's a three hundred dollars for hundred dollars. Are you bet? Yeah, good ass box was like 120"}, {"start": 21827.0, "end": 21829.0, "text": " Sold for that much"}, {"start": 21829.52, "end": 21832.800000000003, "text": " Go buy more. I bought a good amount"}, {"start": 21832.8, "end": 21839.8, "text": " I feel like, now, that's gonna be it for us."}, {"start": 21839.8, "end": 21843.8, "text": " There's no more cards here, y'all."}, {"start": 21843.8, "end": 21846.8, "text": " You can't put some cards back into some of the back of your hands."}, {"start": 21846.8, "end": 21848.8, "text": " We should re-wrap this shit, right?"}, {"start": 21848.8, "end": 21849.8, "text": " I mean, low-key, yeah."}, {"start": 21849.8, "end": 21850.8, "text": " Got her back?"}, {"start": 21850.8, "end": 21852.8, "text": " Yeah, put this back into..."}, {"start": 21852.8, "end": 21853.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21853.8, "end": 21854.8, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 21854.8, "end": 21856.8, "text": " Yeah, ain't see me."}, {"start": 21856.8, "end": 21860.8, "text": " The total is this, plus a bunch of MR, a bunch of XR."}, {"start": 21860.8, "end": 21867.8, "text": " That is a W. That's the best car set?"}, {"start": 21867.8, "end": 21876.8, "text": " The fact that they were just packaged so perfectly, that was Pete, bro."}, {"start": 21876.8, "end": 21880.8, "text": " What's your favorite thing about it, bro? Probably the Monato."}, {"start": 21880.8, "end": 21884.8, "text": " Why do you keep saying it like that? I'm not a dead watcher like you."}, {"start": 21884.8, "end": 21888.8, "text": " That doesn't change the name of the character. It's still Minotaur."}, {"start": 21888.8, "end": 21896.079999999998, "text": " name of the character still mean it you don't even watch sub you just watch"}, {"start": 21896.079999999998, "end": 21900.44, "text": " tiktok versions of anime I've actually been on just like a spark no version of"}, {"start": 21900.44, "end": 21905.559999999998, "text": " your cat literally watch no everything cut out except for I only did that for"}, {"start": 21905.559999999998, "end": 21910.64, "text": " Dragon Ball Z so you even watched with the OG Naruto I did it which is I know"}, {"start": 21910.64, "end": 21915.44, "text": " it's a crime but I know it's a crime but I was a little kid and I saw I was"}, {"start": 21915.44, "end": 21920.66, "text": " scared of watching long enemies so I was scared yeah cuz I was scared that it"}, {"start": 21920.66, "end": 21926.039999999997, "text": " was gonna be my whole life yeah yeah cuz I was scared that it would consume my"}, {"start": 21926.039999999997, "end": 21930.879999999997, "text": " life so I just went through Shippuden skipped all of filler and watched all"}, {"start": 21930.879999999997, "end": 21935.0, "text": " the Shippuden. Well you gotta watch like how do you watch"}, {"start": 21935.0, "end": 21940.48, "text": " just Shippuden? I don't know. I don't lie you can like I knew what Naruto was"}, {"start": 21940.48, "end": 21944.84, "text": " before I watched Shippuden based on just like random videos on YouTube like"}, {"start": 21944.84, "end": 21950.08, "text": " fairy tales I've watched most of the fairy tale episodes on YouTube because I"}, {"start": 21950.08, "end": 21954.28, "text": " didn't have crunchy bowl bro hear me I didn't have crunchy roll either until"}, {"start": 21954.28, "end": 21957.28, "text": " about a year ago no you are on my crunchy roll for about a year"}, {"start": 21957.28, "end": 21960.28, "text": " I still gotta log in on my phone"}, {"start": 21960.28, "end": 21963.28, "text": " yeah you don't man let me see"}, {"start": 21963.28, "end": 21966.28, "text": " let me see"}, {"start": 21966.28, "end": 21969.28, "text": " man on my shirt"}, {"start": 21969.28, "end": 21971.28, "text": " you got a whole year worth of it"}, {"start": 21971.28, "end": 21972.44, "text": " It was a logic, yeah."}, {"start": 21972.44, "end": 21974.12, "text": " I got a subscription."}, {"start": 21974.12, "end": 21975.68, "text": " But I'm also on your shit though."}, {"start": 21975.68, "end": 21976.52, "text": " Oh yeah, this is me."}, {"start": 21976.52, "end": 21977.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21978.559999999998, "end": 21979.399999999998, "text": " What's up, boss?"}, {"start": 21979.399999999998, "end": 21982.36, "text": " You know that they got an Arto World in Japan?"}, {"start": 21982.36, "end": 21983.719999999998, "text": " Oh, you better go."}, {"start": 21983.719999999998, "end": 21987.12, "text": " I feel like you kind of have to, right?"}, {"start": 21987.12, "end": 21989.32, "text": " It's gonna be a lot, but I can't wait for Japan, man."}, {"start": 21989.32, "end": 21991.16, "text": " You were actually locked in there."}, {"start": 21991.16, "end": 21993.12, "text": " That's just locked in and everything's booked."}, {"start": 21993.12, "end": 21996.879999999997, "text": " I think there's a tech on tying right at Universal."}, {"start": 21996.879999999997, "end": 21997.719999999998, "text": " You ever watch that?"}, {"start": 21997.719999999998, "end": 22000.28, "text": " I'll put you under that one, but yeah, I do."}, {"start": 22000.28, "end": 22001.28, "text": " Oh, in Japan?"}, {"start": 22001.28, "end": 22002.28, "text": " Yeah, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 22002.28, "end": 22003.28, "text": " Bro, I ain't gonna lie."}, {"start": 22003.28, "end": 22004.28, "text": " It's just a little something, though."}, {"start": 22004.28, "end": 22007.28, "text": " Imagine I enter Aaron Yeager's mouth that's half the time."}, {"start": 22007.28, "end": 22009.28, "text": " I think you really do enter in time."}, {"start": 22009.28, "end": 22010.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22010.28, "end": 22011.28, "text": " Bro, enter in time."}, {"start": 22011.28, "end": 22013.28, "text": " There's an AOT ride in here."}, {"start": 22013.28, "end": 22015.28, "text": " It's like you ride, you sit in it."}, {"start": 22015.28, "end": 22018.28, "text": " It's like the, it's like that Harry Potter ride."}, {"start": 22018.28, "end": 22020.28, "text": " But like, you know, it would be our exit."}, {"start": 22020.28, "end": 22021.28, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 22021.28, "end": 22026.28, "text": " I think it would be a lot to go, or you just, you know, bring a chat."}, {"start": 22026.28, "end": 22028.28, "text": " You just go by the way."}, {"start": 22028.28, "end": 22031.28, "text": " Remember, remember we got kicked out of Disney last time?"}, {"start": 22031.28, "end": 22033.28, "text": " I don't know how they are with streaming up there."}, {"start": 22033.28, "end": 22035.28, "text": " Yeah, sure man, these are big shirts now."}, {"start": 22035.28, "end": 22038.28, "text": " Yeah, it's gotten worse since we weren't like, they're more..."}, {"start": 22038.28, "end": 22040.28, "text": " Yeah, there's a difference."}, {"start": 22040.28, "end": 22042.28, "text": " Wait, what happened?"}, {"start": 22042.28, "end": 22044.28, "text": " No, just like..."}, {"start": 22044.28, "end": 22047.28, "text": " Just some people on the other website."}, {"start": 22047.28, "end": 22049.28, "text": " Just people in Japan."}, {"start": 22049.28, "end": 22052.28, "text": " Well, what you better do with that?"}, {"start": 22052.28, "end": 22055.28, "text": " I was thinking about party content for today. What about you?"}, {"start": 22055.28, "end": 22061.32, "text": " you what else you had a bunch of content"}, {"start": 22061.32, "end": 22068.12, "text": " plan for that yeah remember after six yeah what was after six yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 22068.12, "end": 22073.399999999998, "text": " set up by six man a time flies when you have a fun bro wait did you try to"}, {"start": 22073.399999999998, "end": 22079.32, "text": " crumble cookies no I did bro it's a five-year-old taste no no not least some"}, {"start": 22079.32, "end": 22084.92, "text": " crumble X Minecraft you could try didn't you do that what was your second I did"}, {"start": 22084.920000000002, "end": 22093.320000000003, "text": " That was right now right now. Oh, what else are you doing? Oh, come on"}, {"start": 22107.320000000003, "end": 22111.84, "text": " Everybody like oh, she got a little shit off what the fuck y'all whiskers on your face"}, {"start": 22111.84, "end": 22117.68, "text": " What a little I'm up to you after a freshly being shaved bro. Let's got a little bit of shit going there"}, {"start": 22117.68, "end": 22119.68, "text": " I said this is three days it appeared"}, {"start": 22120.4, "end": 22124.46, "text": " Bro, that's not that's a talk to me. That's at least I swear it is five four days"}, {"start": 22126.68, "end": 22128.68, "text": " All right, I'm in five days"}, {"start": 22130.32, "end": 22131.76, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22131.76, "end": 22138.12, "text": " It might have been five days five days of notion at least okay five six days six days look at look"}, {"start": 22141.84, "end": 22143.84, "text": " Two weeks maximum though."}, {"start": 22143.84, "end": 22145.84, "text": " Bro, what do you think, what do you think?"}, {"start": 22145.84, "end": 22147.84, "text": " Bro, we kinda got a little bit of shit going on."}, {"start": 22147.84, "end": 22149.84, "text": " Bro, I'm trying to be like you, what do you think?"}, {"start": 22149.84, "end": 22151.84, "text": " You gotta get this right. Wait, do I have it or not?"}, {"start": 22151.84, "end": 22153.84, "text": " I don't got that installed, bro."}, {"start": 22153.84, "end": 22155.84, "text": " You have it, nah, I have this shit."}, {"start": 22155.84, "end": 22157.84, "text": " I don't got that shit installed. You don't got that shit installed."}, {"start": 22157.84, "end": 22159.84, "text": " Oh, you saved it? Wait."}, {"start": 22159.84, "end": 22161.84, "text": " I'm trying to unlock the mustache and go tee combo, bro."}, {"start": 22161.84, "end": 22163.84, "text": " How do you get this shit going? How did I get it?"}, {"start": 22163.84, "end": 22165.84, "text": " Just crazy."}, {"start": 22165.84, "end": 22168.84, "text": " So you just don't, you just have the mustache and the go tee, you don't have this part?"}, {"start": 22168.84, "end": 22170.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I don't got this."}, {"start": 22170.84, "end": 22171.68, "text": " How far you just shaved it?"}, {"start": 22171.68, "end": 22172.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22172.52, "end": 22173.48, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 22173.48, "end": 22174.32, "text": " I don't know a lot, bro."}, {"start": 22174.32, "end": 22176.16, "text": " That has a sexy, up on my front camera,"}, {"start": 22176.16, "end": 22177.8, "text": " and you tend to get scared."}, {"start": 22178.68, "end": 22179.52, "text": " That's a first."}, {"start": 22179.52, "end": 22180.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 22180.36, "end": 22182.36, "text": " So I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 22185.84, "end": 22187.56, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 22187.56, "end": 22192.08, "text": " But I mean, yeah, you got facial hair for sure."}, {"start": 22192.08, "end": 22192.920000000002, "text": " It's there."}, {"start": 22192.920000000002, "end": 22194.28, "text": " Well, there's hair on this thing, so."}, {"start": 22194.28, "end": 22195.96, "text": " No, I don't know if it's facial hair, but."}, {"start": 22195.96, "end": 22197.84, "text": " Wait, so you think I should keep this set or not?"}, {"start": 22197.84, "end": 22198.84, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 22198.84, "end": 22199.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22199.68, "end": 22202.08, "text": " Actually, actually you should just let it ride."}, {"start": 22202.08, "end": 22203.48, "text": " Yeah, I think everyone should let it ride."}, {"start": 22203.48, "end": 22204.68, "text": " Just let everything ride."}, {"start": 22204.68, "end": 22205.88, "text": " Like, don't shave anything."}, {"start": 22205.88, "end": 22206.68, "text": " Just see what happens."}, {"start": 22206.68, "end": 22208.48, "text": " I haven't shaved my fumes in like two months."}, {"start": 22208.48, "end": 22209.88, "text": " I see you on your face, haven't I?"}, {"start": 22209.88, "end": 22212.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, sorry."}, {"start": 22212.08, "end": 22213.18, "text": " Yeah, for like a month."}, {"start": 22213.18, "end": 22214.28, "text": " I think you let it grow."}, {"start": 22214.28, "end": 22215.08, "text": " Let it grow for months."}, {"start": 22215.08, "end": 22217.08, "text": " And if it's fried, then it's all gonna be good."}, {"start": 22217.08, "end": 22218.88, "text": " The white room will take shape for a while."}, {"start": 22218.88, "end": 22219.88, "text": " She did have a little bit of a..."}, {"start": 22219.88, "end": 22221.68, "text": " I don't know why he didn't keep that shit."}, {"start": 22221.68, "end": 22222.68, "text": " It looked good."}, {"start": 22222.68, "end": 22223.68, "text": " He's older, yeah."}, {"start": 22223.68, "end": 22225.48, "text": " Honestly, it doesn't look bad."}, {"start": 22225.48, "end": 22226.28, "text": " That ass?"}, {"start": 22226.28, "end": 22226.78, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22226.78, "end": 22227.28, "text": " I think you should just keep it out."}, {"start": 22227.28, "end": 22229.58, "text": " Everybody is saying it looks bad."}, {"start": 22229.58, "end": 22234.58, "text": " I mean, it doesn't look particularly good, but it's not what we're seeing right now."}, {"start": 22234.58, "end": 22240.58, "text": " Yeah, see, you're just in intermission between A and B, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 22240.58, "end": 22242.58, "text": " I heard you were in a hospital."}, {"start": 22242.58, "end": 22244.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22244.58, "end": 22245.58, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 22245.58, "end": 22247.58, "text": " Is he with a beard?"}, {"start": 22247.58, "end": 22248.58, "text": " Pepsi?"}, {"start": 22248.58, "end": 22249.58, "text": " He's got a shaving sheet."}, {"start": 22249.58, "end": 22250.58, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 22250.58, "end": 22253.58, "text": " Think about it, I just deleted all my facial hair."}, {"start": 22253.58, "end": 22255.58, "text": " I don't know if I can park in the right area."}, {"start": 22255.58, "end": 22256.58, "text": " You would chop."}, {"start": 22286.58, "end": 22291.58, "text": " He was like, he just took advantage of the elite levels of gaslighting."}, {"start": 22291.58, "end": 22294.58, "text": " That is the large final boss."}, {"start": 22294.58, "end": 22295.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22295.58, "end": 22298.58, "text": " So did he get arrested or something?"}, {"start": 22298.58, "end": 22300.58, "text": " I think that's what I thought, yeah."}, {"start": 22300.58, "end": 22301.58, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 22301.58, "end": 22302.58, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 22302.58, "end": 22303.58, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 22303.58, "end": 22305.58, "text": " That shit generally doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 22305.58, "end": 22306.58, "text": " Yeah, it does."}, {"start": 22306.58, "end": 22308.58, "text": " Ramskate is little sister swords."}, {"start": 22308.58, "end": 22310.58, "text": " 26."}, {"start": 22310.58, "end": 22311.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22311.58, "end": 22313.58, "text": " Some of the proportions here are a little bad."}, {"start": 22313.58, "end": 22316.88, "text": " It's because athletic people like sports shit, they don't be wearing like"}, {"start": 22316.88, "end": 22319.88, "text": " What do you think about who the Rams just got on their defensive lineup?"}, {"start": 22319.88, "end": 22321.88, "text": " Uh, what do you guys just got?"}, {"start": 22321.88, "end": 22322.88, "text": " Let me talk about that"}, {"start": 22322.88, "end": 22324.88, "text": " I'll talk about the vibes in the locker room now that he's back"}, {"start": 22324.88, "end": 22326.88, "text": " I ain't alive bro, it's our year"}, {"start": 22326.88, "end": 22328.88, "text": " Rams, we got Carla Murray"}, {"start": 22328.88, "end": 22330.88, "text": " It's our year, bro"}, {"start": 22330.88, "end": 22332.88, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 22332.88, "end": 22335.88, "text": " Oh, fuck, I'm talking about uh, uh"}, {"start": 22335.88, "end": 22337.88, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 22337.88, "end": 22339.88, "text": " We just got a new quarterback, no?"}, {"start": 22339.88, "end": 22342.88, "text": " No, fuck, we got a"}, {"start": 22342.88, "end": 22343.72, "text": " He's coming off the edge."}, {"start": 22343.72, "end": 22344.48, "text": " He's saying weed."}, {"start": 22344.48, "end": 22346.48, "text": " Tony Jefferson."}, {"start": 22346.48, "end": 22347.68, "text": " He's in what?"}, {"start": 22347.68, "end": 22349.48, "text": " He's in the charger."}, {"start": 22349.48, "end": 22351.120000000003, "text": " Come on, bruh."}, {"start": 22351.120000000003, "end": 22354.08, "text": " Bro, he's just your fucking team."}, {"start": 22354.08, "end": 22355.04, "text": " You want a Super Bowl?"}, {"start": 22355.04, "end": 22356.04, "text": " You want a Super Bowl for him?"}, {"start": 22356.04, "end": 22357.2, "text": " Oh, a Herbert."}, {"start": 22357.2, "end": 22357.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22357.8, "end": 22358.760000000002, "text": " Herbert, bruh."}, {"start": 22358.760000000002, "end": 22359.260000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22359.260000000002, "end": 22360.08, "text": " QBs."}, {"start": 22360.08, "end": 22361.72, "text": " He's got Mary."}, {"start": 22361.72, "end": 22362.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22362.4, "end": 22363.48, "text": " It's a Madison beer."}, {"start": 22363.48, "end": 22363.960000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22363.960000000003, "end": 22365.04, "text": " Justin Herbert."}, {"start": 22365.04, "end": 22366.600000000002, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 22366.600000000002, "end": 22369.440000000002, "text": " You guys got a defensive end."}, {"start": 22369.440000000002, "end": 22370.120000000003, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 22370.120000000003, "end": 22371.0, "text": " Aaron Donald."}, {"start": 22371.0, "end": 22372.120000000003, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 22372.12, "end": 22374.719999999998, "text": " He came back from retirements, got a year of contract,"}, {"start": 22374.719999999998, "end": 22375.719999999998, "text": " $20 million."}, {"start": 22375.719999999998, "end": 22376.92, "text": " $20 fucking million for a year."}, {"start": 22376.92, "end": 22377.52, "text": " $20 million for a year."}, {"start": 22377.52, "end": 22378.12, "text": " First hand."}, {"start": 22378.12, "end": 22379.52, "text": " Miles Garrett."}, {"start": 22379.52, "end": 22381.32, "text": " Hey, Redondo, what do you do with his quarterback?"}, {"start": 22381.32, "end": 22382.92, "text": " Miles Garrett himself."}, {"start": 22382.92, "end": 22383.92, "text": " You might as well."}, {"start": 22383.92, "end": 22387.12, "text": " Let's talk about Miles Garrett and me, what we have in common."}, {"start": 22387.12, "end": 22390.32, "text": " Guess what we got in common."}, {"start": 22390.32, "end": 22394.719999999998, "text": " Born and raised in Arlington, Texas."}, {"start": 22394.719999999998, "end": 22396.52, "text": " I was going to say nothing."}, {"start": 22396.52, "end": 22397.719999999998, "text": " I was going to say literally nothing."}, {"start": 22397.719999999998, "end": 22399.92, "text": " I actually just tried to find something."}, {"start": 22399.920000000002, "end": 22405.920000000002, "text": " Bolton Rays and Harlington, Texas both ledges out of our cities."}, {"start": 22407.920000000002, "end": 22408.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck dude?"}, {"start": 22408.920000000002, "end": 22409.920000000002, "text": " Nah, I'm lying."}, {"start": 22409.920000000002, "end": 22410.920000000002, "text": " This is a good segment."}, {"start": 22410.920000000002, "end": 22411.920000000002, "text": " This is a good segment."}, {"start": 22411.920000000002, "end": 22412.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna pick the ladder."}, {"start": 22412.920000000002, "end": 22413.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna pick the ladder."}, {"start": 22421.920000000002, "end": 22423.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 22423.920000000002, "end": 22425.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, this is Harlings."}, {"start": 22425.920000000002, "end": 22429.920000000002, "text": " Bro, don't do it. Don't fucking do it. I already know what you're gonna do, bro."}, {"start": 22429.920000000002, "end": 22433.920000000002, "text": " Bro, don't fucking do it. I already know what you're gonna do, bro."}, {"start": 22433.920000000002, "end": 22435.920000000002, "text": " Bro, this is not our fault."}, {"start": 22435.920000000002, "end": 22437.920000000002, "text": " You're gonna have to figure it out, buddy."}, {"start": 22437.920000000002, "end": 22438.920000000002, "text": " Fucking serious?"}, {"start": 22438.920000000002, "end": 22440.920000000002, "text": " Hey, you're gonna have to figure it out, bro!"}, {"start": 22440.920000000002, "end": 22442.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 22442.920000000002, "end": 22444.920000000002, "text": " Trying to climb on the roof and shit!"}, {"start": 22444.920000000002, "end": 22446.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 22448.920000000002, "end": 22450.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 22450.920000000002, "end": 22451.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 22451.920000000002, "end": 22453.920000000002, "text": " You guys don't know your shirt."}, {"start": 22453.920000000002, "end": 22455.920000000002, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 22459.420000000002, "end": 22463.2, "text": " Hey, those dogs are cute. Are those Dashons?"}, {"start": 22473.600000000002, "end": 22478.08, "text": " He not give me shit. He just said he could give us 21. You're not giving us shit, bro"}, {"start": 22478.08, "end": 22485.600000000002, "text": " Like you're not on the ramps dude. I'm on a really fucking pads or a helmet or anything"}, {"start": 22494.160000000003, "end": 22500.56, "text": " Let's run around bro, play D on me. You versus the dad. Nah, he's QB. Yeah, I'm all-time QB. Yeah, gotcha"}, {"start": 22501.920000000002, "end": 22503.920000000002, "text": " Probably"}, {"start": 22508.08, "end": 22509.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22509.08, "end": 22512.08, "text": " You're off when I was tight."}, {"start": 22512.08, "end": 22513.08, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 22513.08, "end": 22517.08, "text": " We're doing a last to leave the roof challenge that you're doing by yourself, bro."}, {"start": 22517.08, "end": 22519.08, "text": " I'm never doing the only one on the roof."}, {"start": 22519.08, "end": 22520.08, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 22520.08, "end": 22522.08, "text": " I actually foaled with this concept."}, {"start": 22522.08, "end": 22524.08, "text": " I'm going to show you how to ramside me."}, {"start": 22524.08, "end": 22526.08, "text": " Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 22526.08, "end": 22527.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 22527.08, "end": 22528.08, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 22528.08, "end": 22529.08, "text": " Hey ladies, bro."}, {"start": 22529.08, "end": 22530.08, "text": " Come play D."}, {"start": 22530.08, "end": 22532.08, "text": " You walking this up or not?"}, {"start": 22532.08, "end": 22533.08, "text": " Come play."}, {"start": 22533.08, "end": 22534.08, "text": " Ah, he's pussy, bro."}, {"start": 22534.08, "end": 22536.08, "text": " Do you want to play D on me?"}, {"start": 22536.08, "end": 22537.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22537.08, "end": 22539.08, "text": " like that. Come play D on me."}, {"start": 22539.08, "end": 22541.08, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 22541.08, "end": 22543.08, "text": " Nobody wants you to jam in that shit."}, {"start": 22543.08, "end": 22545.08, "text": " Nobody wants to smoke. Nobody wants to smoke."}, {"start": 22545.08, "end": 22547.08, "text": " Why don't you just show a row what a row"}, {"start": 22547.08, "end": 22549.08, "text": " would look like without a defender."}, {"start": 22549.08, "end": 22551.08, "text": " Can you give me a post?"}, {"start": 22551.08, "end": 22553.08, "text": " Can you catch it?"}, {"start": 22553.08, "end": 22555.08, "text": " Let me get a post."}, {"start": 22555.08, "end": 22557.08, "text": " Let me get a post. Just run a post."}, {"start": 22557.08, "end": 22559.08, "text": " Basic post."}, {"start": 22559.08, "end": 22561.08, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 22561.08, "end": 22563.08, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22567.08, "end": 22569.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22577.72, "end": 22579.72, "text": " Need a QB"}, {"start": 22597.08, "end": 22605.0, "text": " the way the defense was set up let me get a post five-yard ten-yard 15-yard"}, {"start": 22605.0, "end": 22608.4, "text": " post hey"}, {"start": 22608.4, "end": 22610.4, "text": " The fuck is the post, bro?"}, {"start": 22610.4, "end": 22612.4, "text": " Wait, did you just run to the post?"}, {"start": 22612.4, "end": 22614.4, "text": " The post isn't there in the post?"}, {"start": 22614.4, "end": 22616.4, "text": " No, the post to Gold Postmates."}, {"start": 22616.4, "end": 22618.4, "text": " Gold Postmates, you fat fuck."}, {"start": 22618.4, "end": 22620.4, "text": " No, the Gold Post."}, {"start": 22620.4, "end": 22622.4, "text": " Oh, come on, man."}, {"start": 22622.4, "end": 22624.4, "text": " Look at you."}, {"start": 22624.4, "end": 22626.4, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 22626.4, "end": 22628.4, "text": " You can't get that."}, {"start": 22628.4, "end": 22630.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22630.4, "end": 22632.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22632.4, "end": 22634.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22634.4, "end": 22636.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22636.4, "end": 22639.4, "text": " Nah, you can't get down, bro."}, {"start": 22639.4, "end": 22640.4, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 22640.4, "end": 22641.4, "text": " You can't get down."}, {"start": 22641.4, "end": 22643.4, "text": " Okay, so there's a landing."}, {"start": 22643.4, "end": 22646.4, "text": " That's the step, but it's not my car, so I wouldn't feel bad."}, {"start": 22646.4, "end": 22647.4, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 22647.4, "end": 22649.4, "text": " You're not getting down, bro."}, {"start": 22649.4, "end": 22652.4, "text": " I can jump, but I'm low-key not fit enough."}, {"start": 22652.4, "end": 22654.4, "text": " Ooh, I don't like that."}, {"start": 22654.4, "end": 22655.4, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 22655.4, "end": 22656.4, "text": " You gonna catch me?"}, {"start": 22656.4, "end": 22657.4, "text": " Can we catch you?"}, {"start": 22657.4, "end": 22658.4, "text": " You catching?"}, {"start": 22658.4, "end": 22660.4, "text": " Bro, do I catch him?"}, {"start": 22660.4, "end": 22663.4, "text": " Uh, I would say I would tell him to jump,"}, {"start": 22663.4, "end": 22664.600000000002, "text": " and then at the last second."}, {"start": 22664.600000000002, "end": 22665.600000000002, "text": " You got caught."}, {"start": 22667.600000000002, "end": 22668.9, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 22668.9, "end": 22669.7, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 22669.7, "end": 22671.600000000002, "text": " Well, my arms are gonna get caught."}, {"start": 22671.600000000002, "end": 22673.600000000002, "text": " You see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 22673.600000000002, "end": 22676.600000000002, "text": " All right, just a little tricep dip."}, {"start": 22676.600000000002, "end": 22677.600000000002, "text": " Go to the edge."}, {"start": 22679.5, "end": 22681.0, "text": " Maybe we just get the ladder."}, {"start": 22681.0, "end": 22681.800000000003, "text": " No, I'm good."}, {"start": 22681.800000000003, "end": 22683.100000000002, "text": " I mean, now you're good."}, {"start": 22683.100000000002, "end": 22684.100000000002, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 22684.100000000002, "end": 22685.100000000002, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 22685.100000000002, "end": 22685.9, "text": " What should we do?"}, {"start": 22685.9, "end": 22687.600000000002, "text": " Get up, man."}, {"start": 22687.600000000002, "end": 22688.7, "text": " I know I am on a vibe,"}, {"start": 22688.7, "end": 22689.9, "text": " but I low key got work."}, {"start": 22689.9, "end": 22690.600000000002, "text": " Oh, now I'm..."}, {"start": 22693.4, "end": 22699.4, "text": " I just wanna be a woman and I'll be a girl tonight"}, {"start": 22699.4, "end": 22702.4, "text": " You know that I need you know"}, {"start": 22702.4, "end": 22703.4, "text": " I know"}, {"start": 22703.4, "end": 22704.4, "text": " Why you name it?"}, {"start": 22704.4, "end": 22706.4, "text": " Well let me run a route, let me run a real route"}, {"start": 22706.4, "end": 22709.4, "text": " Okay, you wanna run a real route?"}, {"start": 22709.4, "end": 22711.4, "text": " A real route"}, {"start": 22711.4, "end": 22712.4, "text": " You can run a real route?"}, {"start": 22712.4, "end": 22714.4, "text": " Hey, okay maybe..."}, {"start": 22714.4, "end": 22716.4, "text": " Here maybe you can do like a..."}, {"start": 22718.4, "end": 22719.4, "text": " What's that thing?"}, {"start": 22719.4, "end": 22720.4, "text": " Write it on a ball"}, {"start": 22720.4, "end": 22721.4, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22721.4, "end": 22726.16, "text": " Okay, uh, how about fucking I"}, {"start": 22727.68, "end": 22734.120000000003, "text": " Let me get a post at the goal line a post at the goal or post fade post fade and"}, {"start": 22751.4, "end": 22756.4, "text": " Where did he spawn in from bro?"}, {"start": 22769.4, "end": 22772.4, "text": " Oh! That's a good play!"}, {"start": 22774.4, "end": 22775.4, "text": " That was a good play!"}, {"start": 22775.4, "end": 22776.4, "text": " Holy sick dude!"}, {"start": 22776.4, "end": 22777.4, "text": " He's got a leg on him!"}, {"start": 22777.4, "end": 22779.4, "text": " Okay, do you ever play soccer before?"}, {"start": 22779.4, "end": 22781.4, "text": " Where's my need you boo?"}, {"start": 22783.4, "end": 22785.4, "text": " Did not say."}, {"start": 22797.4, "end": 22799.4, "text": " Hey, heads up."}, {"start": 22809.4, "end": 22811.4, "text": " Oh, no, no, no."}, {"start": 22811.4, "end": 22812.4, "text": " What the fuck is he on?"}, {"start": 22812.4, "end": 22813.4, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 22813.4, "end": 22814.4, "text": " Dove-ass bitch."}, {"start": 22814.4, "end": 22815.4, "text": " Can we talk him over?"}, {"start": 22815.4, "end": 22816.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22817.4, "end": 22818.4, "text": " You do kind of look like Doge."}, {"start": 22818.4, "end": 22819.4, "text": " Come on, dude."}, {"start": 22819.4, "end": 22820.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 22821.4, "end": 22822.4, "text": " You trying to lock him up?"}, {"start": 22822.4, "end": 22823.4, "text": " Yeah, I got that."}, {"start": 22823.4, "end": 22824.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22824.4, "end": 22825.4, "text": " All right, J."}, {"start": 22827.4, "end": 22829.4, "text": " Table run out over six and a wing."}, {"start": 22829.4, "end": 22830.4, "text": " Let me get a five-yard out."}, {"start": 22830.4, "end": 22831.4, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 22831.4, "end": 22832.4, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22832.4, "end": 22837.4, "text": " Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush."}, {"start": 22838.74, "end": 22839.58, "text": " Hush down."}, {"start": 22842.640000000003, "end": 22844.84, "text": " This is exactly what he signed me for."}, {"start": 22844.84, "end": 22846.0, "text": " Hush down."}, {"start": 22846.0, "end": 22848.920000000002, "text": " It's exactly what, hey, DM me on Instagram"}, {"start": 22848.920000000002, "end": 22850.120000000003, "text": " for investment options."}, {"start": 22853.08, "end": 22853.920000000002, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22853.920000000002, "end": 22857.420000000002, "text": " Oh no, God, it's not a good part of it."}, {"start": 22857.420000000002, "end": 22864.420000000002, "text": " Where the fuck, where my phone go?"}, {"start": 22864.420000000002, "end": 22868.420000000002, "text": " Where my phone go?"}, {"start": 22868.420000000002, "end": 22873.420000000002, "text": " How did Drew get down?"}, {"start": 22873.420000000002, "end": 22878.420000000002, "text": " All right, this is it, this is the last play."}, {"start": 22878.420000000002, "end": 22882.420000000002, "text": " I'm gonna do Aaron Rodgers, I'm gonna roll out the pocket."}, {"start": 22882.420000000002, "end": 22884.420000000002, "text": " Roll out the pocket?"}, {"start": 22884.420000000002, "end": 22890.100000000002, "text": " I'm coming out the locker room. I just took a rough hit. They gave me a 30 to run a post"}, {"start": 22906.02, "end": 22908.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22908.86, "end": 22910.86, "text": " That was on me"}, {"start": 22914.420000000002, "end": 22916.420000000002, "text": " You should make this one."}, {"start": 22916.420000000002, "end": 22918.420000000002, "text": " Here, here, here."}, {"start": 22918.420000000002, "end": 22920.420000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 22920.420000000002, "end": 22922.420000000002, "text": " You can't do this."}, {"start": 22922.420000000002, "end": 22924.420000000002, "text": " You can't do this."}, {"start": 22924.420000000002, "end": 22926.420000000002, "text": " You can't do this."}, {"start": 22926.420000000002, "end": 22928.420000000002, "text": " You can't do this."}, {"start": 22928.420000000002, "end": 22930.420000000002, "text": " Fuck this sport. This shit's ass."}, {"start": 22930.420000000002, "end": 22932.420000000002, "text": " I'm a water receiver, not a fucking quarterback."}, {"start": 22938.420000000002, "end": 22940.420000000002, "text": " Okay, how about we just..."}, {"start": 22940.420000000002, "end": 22942.420000000002, "text": " How about I get... how about you run it in instead of an out?"}, {"start": 22942.420000000002, "end": 22949.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, we actually there was holding on the place though. They're giving us one more play"}, {"start": 22950.640000000003, "end": 22953.480000000003, "text": " To run maybe we go this way. I bet or"}, {"start": 22954.24, "end": 22956.24, "text": " What route can you run in this direction?"}, {"start": 22956.4, "end": 22957.84, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 22957.84, "end": 22962.920000000002, "text": " I'm on him coach. I want him right here. Hey, I want him"}, {"start": 22964.24, "end": 22966.24, "text": " Look I want him"}, {"start": 22966.24, "end": 22969.04, "text": " We'll get to just join the league and go against the best."}, {"start": 22969.04, "end": 22970.52, "text": " You gotta grind your way up, Bertie."}, {"start": 22970.52, "end": 22971.36, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 22975.2, "end": 22975.920000000002, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 22975.920000000002, "end": 22978.120000000003, "text": " 10 yard out to the post wheel route."}, {"start": 22978.120000000003, "end": 22979.440000000002, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 22979.440000000002, "end": 22981.52, "text": " 10 yard out to the post wheel route."}, {"start": 22981.52, "end": 22983.4, "text": " I'm putting it right there."}, {"start": 22983.4, "end": 22984.600000000002, "text": " Game on the line."}, {"start": 22984.600000000002, "end": 22985.440000000002, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 22996.24, "end": 22997.24, "text": " Holy cow."}, {"start": 23005.88, "end": 23007.38, "text": " Lay on that one, coach."}, {"start": 23007.38, "end": 23009.38, "text": " I got Sam. That's all OK."}, {"start": 23009.38, "end": 23011.38, "text": " Put your feet up."}, {"start": 23011.38, "end": 23011.88, "text": " Almost."}, {"start": 23017.38, "end": 23018.38, "text": " Focus for it."}, {"start": 23018.38, "end": 23034.86, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fade, fade, right on the edge here."}, {"start": 23034.86, "end": 23037.06, "text": " Yeah, keep it in bounds, bro."}, {"start": 23037.06, "end": 23038.38, "text": " You gotta keep it in bounds."}, {"start": 23038.38, "end": 23040.38, "text": " So, you pass in right here."}, {"start": 23040.38, "end": 23042.5, "text": " I'll put it at the post right there."}, {"start": 23042.5, "end": 23044.98, "text": " At the end of the post."}, {"start": 23044.98, "end": 23045.98, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 23045.98, "end": 23046.98, "text": " So, you gotta get two feet in."}, {"start": 23046.98, "end": 23047.98, "text": " I'm gonna throw a fade."}, {"start": 23047.98, "end": 23051.64, "text": " I'm jumping up the pool about yeah, you gotta jump over the DB though"}, {"start": 23053.52, "end": 23055.52, "text": " Jump over the DB. Yeah"}, {"start": 23065.72, "end": 23070.76, "text": " I'm trying to catch it right here. So like they be like whoo, you know me"}, {"start": 23072.16, "end": 23076.94, "text": " You said jump over DB like for the ball like you gotta be him in the jump"}, {"start": 23077.98, "end": 23081.42, "text": " Okay, you want to try it?"}, {"start": 23081.42, "end": 23082.42, "text": " Toe tap one more?"}, {"start": 23082.42, "end": 23083.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23083.42, "end": 23084.42, "text": " He ain't one completed mess."}, {"start": 23084.42, "end": 23085.42, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 23085.42, "end": 23086.42, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 23086.42, "end": 23087.42, "text": " There."}, {"start": 23087.42, "end": 23088.42, "text": " Could have got that, bro."}, {"start": 23088.42, "end": 23089.42, "text": " I'm near the pool."}, {"start": 23089.42, "end": 23090.42, "text": " I can't see, bro."}, {"start": 23090.42, "end": 23101.42, "text": " What do you think if the ball's going out of bounds, then I'm going to see it?"}, {"start": 23101.42, "end": 23102.42, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 23102.420000000002, "end": 23104.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23125.620000000003, "end": 23127.620000000003, "text": " I'm fucking down bro"}, {"start": 23127.62, "end": 23132.62, "text": " Bro, he's trying to ignore it, the bear dude."}, {"start": 23132.62, "end": 23133.62, "text": " No, I'm doing the trick shot."}, {"start": 23133.62, "end": 23134.62, "text": " Yeah, the bear."}, {"start": 23134.62, "end": 23137.62, "text": " Oh, bro, hey, hey, bro, look."}, {"start": 23137.62, "end": 23138.62, "text": " Bro, he's out, bro, that's him."}, {"start": 23138.62, "end": 23140.62, "text": " I know you saw the trick shot."}, {"start": 23140.62, "end": 23141.62, "text": " Bro, that was a set up."}, {"start": 23141.62, "end": 23142.62, "text": " Remember, you showed up, he's how that guy,"}, {"start": 23142.62, "end": 23144.62, "text": " you told me he was about to get you a dude."}, {"start": 23144.62, "end": 23145.62, "text": " Hey, pal."}, {"start": 23145.62, "end": 23147.62, "text": " Fake trick shot."}, {"start": 23147.62, "end": 23148.62, "text": " You told me to set that shit up, no?"}, {"start": 23148.62, "end": 23151.62, "text": " No, it was public match."}, {"start": 23151.62, "end": 23153.62, "text": " You think you're the first person in Antarctica"}, {"start": 23153.62, "end": 23154.62, "text": " to hit a trick shot?"}, {"start": 23154.62, "end": 23155.62, "text": " I think so, at least."}, {"start": 23155.62, "end": 23158.78, "text": " I thought it was I thought it was Alaska same shit"}, {"start": 23160.899999999998, "end": 23163.34, "text": " Maybe I got a key to these and why is the wheel missing line?"}, {"start": 23166.899999999998, "end": 23172.66, "text": " Anything with a wheel yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to be weird"}, {"start": 23173.46, "end": 23175.46, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 23175.5, "end": 23177.5, "text": " Because what?"}, {"start": 23177.5, "end": 23180.5, "text": " It does look like he's like a filter on his face right now, not like I'm not like..."}, {"start": 23180.5, "end": 23181.5, "text": " What do you think about the facial hair?"}, {"start": 23183.5, "end": 23185.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23186.5, "end": 23187.5, "text": " Bro, come on bro."}, {"start": 23187.5, "end": 23189.5, "text": " This is a blue wall type of facial hair ass."}, {"start": 23189.5, "end": 23192.5, "text": " Stop playing with me, bro. You're not going to have facial hair. You can't grow that shit."}, {"start": 23192.5, "end": 23193.5, "text": " Talk to me, bro."}, {"start": 23193.5, "end": 23195.5, "text": " You guys kind of have the same."}, {"start": 23195.5, "end": 23197.5, "text": " No we don't, bro."}, {"start": 23197.5, "end": 23198.5, "text": " Don't compare me to..."}, {"start": 23198.5, "end": 23200.5, "text": " Look at your hat back, we're not a bad boy."}, {"start": 23200.5, "end": 23202.5, "text": " I'm the new Rams Flayer."}, {"start": 23203.5, "end": 23205.5, "text": " So, should I save it or keep it?"}, {"start": 23205.5, "end": 23207.98, "text": " to lead this whole that whole shit is here in everything"}, {"start": 23207.98, "end": 23208.94, "text": " bro what the fuck"}, {"start": 23208.94, "end": 23209.94, "text": " that whole ass meat too like bruh"}, {"start": 23209.94, "end": 23211.44, "text": " that shit not again bro"}, {"start": 23211.44, "end": 23212.44, "text": " that's not how pretty"}, {"start": 23212.44, "end": 23213.44, "text": " my shit, my shit"}, {"start": 23213.44, "end": 23214.44, "text": " my shit"}, {"start": 23214.44, "end": 23215.44, "text": " touch it a seat"}, {"start": 23215.44, "end": 23217.44, "text": " uh who hit the refrigerator"}, {"start": 23217.44, "end": 23218.44, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 23218.44, "end": 23220.44, "text": " it's actually pretty funny"}, {"start": 23220.44, "end": 23221.44, "text": " where is Lysie?"}, {"start": 23221.44, "end": 23222.44, "text": " is it?"}, {"start": 23222.44, "end": 23224.44, "text": " you guys are driving in the pool bro"}, {"start": 23224.44, "end": 23226.44, "text": " like what would actually happen if one of these things"}, {"start": 23226.44, "end": 23227.44, "text": " fuck is there"}, {"start": 23227.44, "end": 23228.44, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 23228.44, "end": 23229.44, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 23229.44, "end": 23230.44, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 23230.44, "end": 23231.44, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 23231.44, "end": 23232.44, "text": " oh my god bro"}, {"start": 23232.44, "end": 23234.44, "text": " Oh my God, oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 23236.44, "end": 23239.44, "text": " Why don't you just walk off like you didn't just chuck you?"}, {"start": 23239.44, "end": 23242.44, "text": " What would happen if we drove the car into this, like a real car?"}, {"start": 23242.44, "end": 23243.44, "text": " You think it would just sink?"}, {"start": 23243.44, "end": 23244.44, "text": " Probably just sink, yeah."}, {"start": 23244.44, "end": 23246.44, "text": " The car would probably be put forever."}, {"start": 23246.44, "end": 23248.44, "text": " Is it Flynn Boyant or whatever it's called?"}, {"start": 23248.44, "end": 23249.44, "text": " Boyant, close."}, {"start": 23249.44, "end": 23251.44, "text": " I thought Flynn Boyant meant like gay."}, {"start": 23251.44, "end": 23253.44, "text": " Do a route in the car."}, {"start": 23253.44, "end": 23254.44, "text": " Pepsi, bro."}, {"start": 23254.44, "end": 23257.44, "text": " So you're telling me, wait, go down."}, {"start": 23258.44, "end": 23261.44, "text": " You're telling me if I want to crouch, I gotta touch his nipple?"}, {"start": 23261.44, "end": 23263.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23265.399999999998, "end": 23268.84, "text": " No, I didn't even see that and ever drive that around"}, {"start": 23274.12, "end": 23276.12, "text": " Do we trust the case in behind the wheel"}, {"start": 23284.64, "end": 23286.64, "text": " Drive shit"}, {"start": 23287.76, "end": 23289.76, "text": " Way, you're my way about that"}, {"start": 23291.44, "end": 23304.64, "text": " Jason figure it out yeah oh my god oh my god I'm traumatized from ever being"}, {"start": 23304.64, "end": 23307.68, "text": " in the house and I don't want to be outside anymore I'm probably gonna be"}, {"start": 23307.68, "end": 23314.239999999998, "text": " stuck inside my fucking god what the fuck are you doing bro fuck"}, {"start": 23314.24, "end": 23318.960000000003, "text": " Well, if I can't work this race, he's fucking Jewish. I'm finished"}, {"start": 23322.120000000003, "end": 23324.120000000003, "text": " I'm finished"}, {"start": 23329.440000000002, "end": 23337.04, "text": " Yeah, you better fucking dash bro, I'm out here bro. Hey, what's day?"}, {"start": 23344.24, "end": 23346.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23346.24, "end": 23348.24, "text": " Did he just go?"}, {"start": 23350.24, "end": 23352.24, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 23352.24, "end": 23354.24, "text": " I've got it this far."}, {"start": 23358.24, "end": 23360.24, "text": " I'm trying to catch him."}, {"start": 23360.24, "end": 23362.24, "text": " I'm hitting you at the post."}, {"start": 23370.24, "end": 23372.24, "text": " Fuckin' son of a..."}, {"start": 23372.24, "end": 23379.24, "text": " Bro, you aimed at the tire, I can't catch that in the car."}, {"start": 23402.24, "end": 23407.24, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 23407.24, "end": 23408.24, "text": " One catch."}, {"start": 23408.24, "end": 23409.24, "text": " What's the corner?"}, {"start": 23409.24, "end": 23410.24, "text": " What's the corner?"}, {"start": 23410.24, "end": 23411.24, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 23411.24, "end": 23425.320000000003, "text": " Bro, what the fuck do you mean, post to the corner, bro?"}, {"start": 23425.320000000003, "end": 23428.24, "text": " I'm not doing this shit anymore, bro."}, {"start": 23428.24, "end": 23431.24, "text": " Get out of the way!"}, {"start": 23431.24, "end": 23432.08, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 23435.4, "end": 23436.74, "text": " I have fear for my life."}, {"start": 23436.74, "end": 23437.58, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 23437.58, "end": 23438.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 23438.920000000002, "end": 23440.760000000002, "text": " I ripped him off your head."}, {"start": 23440.760000000002, "end": 23442.100000000002, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 23442.100000000002, "end": 23443.58, "text": " All right, bro, hey."}, {"start": 23443.58, "end": 23446.420000000002, "text": " Oh, look it."}, {"start": 23446.420000000002, "end": 23447.38, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 23447.38, "end": 23448.38, "text": " The Ram's contract."}, {"start": 23448.38, "end": 23450.18, "text": " I don't even know what you want."}, {"start": 23450.18, "end": 23451.68, "text": " It's that new Ram's contract."}, {"start": 23459.52, "end": 23460.34, "text": " Podcast?"}, {"start": 23460.34, "end": 23462.34, "text": " Bro, what is this thing doing?"}, {"start": 23462.34, "end": 23464.34, "text": " We're not sure."}, {"start": 23464.34, "end": 23466.34, "text": " What's up with tarantula?"}, {"start": 23466.34, "end": 23468.34, "text": " Oh, where's the tarantula?"}, {"start": 23468.34, "end": 23470.34, "text": " Tarantula, probably."}, {"start": 23470.34, "end": 23473.34, "text": " I don't think I'm afraid of a tarantula."}, {"start": 23473.34, "end": 23475.34, "text": " This is genuinely our life, bro."}, {"start": 23475.34, "end": 23478.34, "text": " Like, this is genuinely our life."}, {"start": 23478.34, "end": 23481.34, "text": " Sunset off the Calabasas hill."}, {"start": 23481.34, "end": 23484.34, "text": " Grass growing in the backyard."}, {"start": 23484.34, "end": 23486.34, "text": " Got a nice refrigerator."}, {"start": 23486.34, "end": 23488.34, "text": " Right in the backyard?"}, {"start": 23488.34, "end": 23490.34, "text": " Half done turf"}, {"start": 23494.94, "end": 23496.94, "text": " I mean, bro"}, {"start": 23496.98, "end": 23500.3, "text": " Life couldn't be any sweeter. You made an Arlington it is"}, {"start": 23502.9, "end": 23504.9, "text": " Yeah, right"}, {"start": 23518.34, "end": 23522.34, "text": " I thought he was really trying to pull out of that gun."}, {"start": 23522.34, "end": 23525.34, "text": " What are you from?"}, {"start": 23525.34, "end": 23527.34, "text": " What city?"}, {"start": 23527.34, "end": 23530.34, "text": " Nothing to say, it's sweet, bro."}, {"start": 23530.34, "end": 23532.34, "text": " Sweet. Arlington?"}, {"start": 23532.34, "end": 23535.34, "text": " Sounds like Tay-Kate was from Arlington."}, {"start": 23535.34, "end": 23536.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23536.34, "end": 23537.34, "text": " He's a killer, bro."}, {"start": 23537.34, "end": 23538.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23538.34, "end": 23539.34, "text": " Killers come out of Arlington, bro."}, {"start": 23539.34, "end": 23540.34, "text": " Miles Garrett."}, {"start": 23540.34, "end": 23541.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23541.34, "end": 23542.34, "text": " Miles Garrett, bro."}, {"start": 23542.34, "end": 23543.34, "text": " These are good examples."}, {"start": 23543.34, "end": 23544.34, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 23544.34, "end": 23545.34, "text": " Kay Cunningham."}, {"start": 23545.34, "end": 23547.34, "text": " And then you got you on the other side of the scale."}, {"start": 23547.34, "end": 23549.28, "text": " I mean, everything else, I don't want to send it out."}, {"start": 23549.28, "end": 23550.18, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23550.18, "end": 23552.02, "text": " Yeah, you fuck up scales."}, {"start": 23552.02, "end": 23552.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23552.82, "end": 23554.18, "text": " Says you, bro."}, {"start": 23554.18, "end": 23555.5, "text": " Too far, bro."}, {"start": 23555.5, "end": 23556.9, "text": " Fat fuck."}, {"start": 23556.9, "end": 23559.1, "text": " Facts, no, that would actually look well."}, {"start": 23559.1, "end": 23559.5, "text": " I'm doing it."}, {"start": 23559.5, "end": 23560.74, "text": " I'm the one friend that does too much."}, {"start": 23560.74, "end": 23561.74, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 23561.74, "end": 23563.1, "text": " I'm not going side, bro."}, {"start": 23563.1, "end": 23564.74, "text": " We're having a friendly banter, and then we just."}, {"start": 23564.74, "end": 23567.06, "text": " Yeah, we just don't have fun, bro."}, {"start": 23567.06, "end": 23569.54, "text": " Look at that filter on your face, ass."}, {"start": 23569.54, "end": 23572.3, "text": " Yeah, you're chopped to shit, boy."}, {"start": 23572.3, "end": 23574.46, "text": " Yo, his ass trying to ignore it, too."}, {"start": 23574.46, "end": 23575.420000000002, "text": " Look at him, bro."}, {"start": 23577.34, "end": 23583.34, "text": " I went to the house where I was saying payphone."}, {"start": 23583.34, "end": 23587.34, "text": " I remember when I hit your mom up for the address for the thumbnail, she said it was on Evil Avenue."}, {"start": 23587.34, "end": 23589.34, "text": " Oh, thank you bro. Thank you."}, {"start": 23589.34, "end": 23591.34, "text": " What the fuck is Evil Avenue, man?"}, {"start": 23591.34, "end": 23593.34, "text": " I didn't want to leak your fucking guess dude."}, {"start": 23593.34, "end": 23595.34, "text": " You don't put there anymore, she said it's cool."}, {"start": 23595.34, "end": 23597.34, "text": " That was the name of your street, Evil Avenue."}, {"start": 23597.34, "end": 23603.34, "text": " My street name was Evil Avenue and my house number was 665 and it was between 666."}, {"start": 23603.34, "end": 23608.34, "text": " It was like right there by the devil you should live next to me."}, {"start": 23608.34, "end": 23610.34, "text": " And you came from Lollipop Lane."}, {"start": 23610.34, "end": 23612.34, "text": " Haha, Lollipop Lane, ass."}, {"start": 23612.34, "end": 23614.34, "text": " All into Texas, bone road."}, {"start": 23614.34, "end": 23616.34, "text": " They don't know about bone road."}, {"start": 23616.34, "end": 23620.34, "text": " I'm seeing, I'm seeing what's, I'm folding in front of me."}, {"start": 23620.34, "end": 23624.34, "text": " Bro, please, Arizona what the fuck is in Arizona besides deserts and cactuses?"}, {"start": 23624.34, "end": 23625.34, "text": " Sedona."}, {"start": 23625.34, "end": 23626.34, "text": " Sedona?"}, {"start": 23626.34, "end": 23627.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23627.34, "end": 23628.34, "text": " What is a Sedona?"}, {"start": 23628.34, "end": 23629.34, "text": " Pry Ewing's."}, {"start": 23629.34, "end": 23630.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23630.34, "end": 23631.34, "text": " He's right here."}, {"start": 23631.34, "end": 23632.34, "text": " Oh, true."}, {"start": 23632.34, "end": 23634.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23637.38, "end": 23639.38, "text": " Yeah, wait a second"}, {"start": 23640.84, "end": 23644.58, "text": " When you actually started being conscious where you are you decide?"}, {"start": 23648.26, "end": 23650.5, "text": " First memory on earth"}, {"start": 23662.34, "end": 23664.34, "text": " I say all the time"}, {"start": 23664.38, "end": 23668.7, "text": " No one says my first memory the thing I could further remember"}, {"start": 23669.9, "end": 23671.9, "text": " Reading an AI script"}, {"start": 23673.420000000002, "end": 23675.58, "text": " For this a pre-k"}, {"start": 23676.98, "end": 23678.98, "text": " Where Harry Potter go to school?"}, {"start": 23679.94, "end": 23681.94, "text": " Gryffindor"}, {"start": 23681.98, "end": 23684.98, "text": " Hogwarts"}, {"start": 23685.06, "end": 23689.56, "text": " What's your opinion on Brock Hussein Obama who's saying"}, {"start": 23689.56, "end": 23692.2, "text": " Who the fuck is who saying his wife?"}, {"start": 23692.2, "end": 23693.2, "text": " That's a new name."}, {"start": 23693.2, "end": 23695.2, "text": " I used to eat shit."}, {"start": 23695.2, "end": 23696.2, "text": " Barack Obama."}, {"start": 23696.2, "end": 23697.7, "text": " I fuck with Barack Obama."}, {"start": 23697.7, "end": 23699.2, "text": " I used to eat trash shit."}, {"start": 23699.2, "end": 23701.600000000002, "text": " I'm from Arlington, Texas."}, {"start": 23701.600000000002, "end": 23706.84, "text": " My first conscious memory was pre-K bedtime."}, {"start": 23706.84, "end": 23707.84, "text": " My first kiss."}, {"start": 23707.84, "end": 23709.84, "text": " Whoa, you kissed a girl?"}, {"start": 23709.84, "end": 23712.640000000003, "text": " Kissed a girl in pre-K, but she kissed me actually."}, {"start": 23712.640000000003, "end": 23713.640000000003, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 23713.640000000003, "end": 23714.640000000003, "text": " She kissed me, man."}, {"start": 23714.640000000003, "end": 23716.640000000003, "text": " You kissed a preschooler."}, {"start": 23716.640000000003, "end": 23718.640000000003, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 23718.64, "end": 23720.64, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 23722.64, "end": 23728.48, "text": " What the fuck I just went from one thing to really progress. Yeah, I feel like yeah, that's kind of crazy"}, {"start": 23731.88, "end": 23733.88, "text": " Fuck is he trying to get"}, {"start": 23733.88, "end": 23736.0, "text": " Why are you saying that a provocative legs?"}, {"start": 23741.559999999998, "end": 23744.36, "text": " Get that niche was a niche research"}, {"start": 23744.36, "end": 23748.440000000002, "text": " You got a touch of nipple the power never you wouldn't know"}, {"start": 23750.36, "end": 23752.36, "text": " Actually if you crouch it's the no, thanks"}, {"start": 23754.08, "end": 23756.0, "text": " Reload them it"}, {"start": 23756.0, "end": 23761.2, "text": " Don't you sneak up my this is Jason the weeness shirt not gonna lie. I used to wear shirts like this. I don't know I stopped, bro"}, {"start": 23761.920000000002, "end": 23765.68, "text": " That was like the gun sure that you used to have that one"}, {"start": 23765.68, "end": 23767.68, "text": " I still have it in my closet."}, {"start": 23767.68, "end": 23769.68, "text": " I remember we bought that."}, {"start": 23769.68, "end": 23771.68, "text": " I remember I was living there."}, {"start": 23771.68, "end": 23773.68, "text": " I was there."}, {"start": 23773.68, "end": 23775.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23775.68, "end": 23777.68, "text": " I bought a Kira shirt too."}, {"start": 23777.68, "end": 23779.68, "text": " I didn't even watch the anime."}, {"start": 23779.68, "end": 23781.68, "text": " I never wore that shirt in my life because it's weird."}, {"start": 23781.68, "end": 23783.68, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 23783.68, "end": 23785.68, "text": " You bought a lot of shit in Japan bro."}, {"start": 23785.68, "end": 23787.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23787.68, "end": 23789.68, "text": " You bought a lot of shit in Japan."}, {"start": 23789.68, "end": 23791.68, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 23791.68, "end": 23793.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23796.44, "end": 23798.44, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 23803.68, "end": 23805.68, "text": " I'm a trick at heart, you know Zane"}, {"start": 23807.36, "end": 23814.84, "text": " What do you have one for brioche birthdays and Christmas and oh, so you got it this year in Japan. I got you like I'll probably make a cake for y'all"}, {"start": 23816.6, "end": 23818.6, "text": " Okay, what about you? Okay, I think we're saving money"}, {"start": 23818.600000000002, "end": 23832.600000000002, "text": " I'm down in between my foreskin, I don't think so is that with or without?"}, {"start": 23832.600000000002, "end": 23836.600000000002, "text": " I thought it was just your skin, I thought foreskin is just your penis skin."}, {"start": 23836.600000000002, "end": 23838.600000000002, "text": " No, foreskin is like a hoodie, man."}, {"start": 23838.600000000002, "end": 23840.600000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, they took my shit."}, {"start": 23840.600000000002, "end": 23842.600000000002, "text": " Don't mark that shit, man."}, {"start": 23842.600000000002, "end": 23844.600000000002, "text": " How do you know I don't got that because you're true?"}, {"start": 23848.2, "end": 23853.300000000003, "text": " They did ask that's your she wait so is that like considered like they took it without me like with that"}, {"start": 23853.300000000003, "end": 23857.160000000003, "text": " But you weren't even conscious yet. You know this put stuff away, so no they did it"}, {"start": 23857.160000000003, "end": 23861.980000000003, "text": " So did my man take advantage of me or is it like who took it? No, the doctor is in your mom"}, {"start": 23861.980000000003, "end": 23864.820000000003, "text": " What about you and I don't stream where you meet the doctor who like"}, {"start": 23867.000000000004, "end": 23870.000000000004, "text": " What about your method I just don't think the doctor will remember"}, {"start": 23870.0, "end": 23875.32, "text": " Because they burst so many babies in a day."}, {"start": 23875.32, "end": 23877.32, "text": " That's a crazy job, bro."}, {"start": 23877.32, "end": 23879.32, "text": " What the fuck bro?"}, {"start": 23879.32, "end": 23880.32, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 23880.32, "end": 23881.32, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 23881.32, "end": 23882.32, "text": " What's that for?"}, {"start": 23882.32, "end": 23883.32, "text": " What's that for the Sunset?"}, {"start": 23883.32, "end": 23890.32, "text": " That's got 95 and that's the next hour."}, {"start": 23890.32, "end": 23891.32, "text": " What's in the sky, bro?"}, {"start": 23891.32, "end": 23892.32, "text": " Probably a decent amount of time."}, {"start": 23892.32, "end": 23893.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23893.32, "end": 23894.32, "text": " Uh, it's really just..."}, {"start": 23894.32, "end": 23895.32, "text": " Actually, there's nothing in the sky."}, {"start": 23895.32, "end": 23896.32, "text": " There's actually nothing in the sky."}, {"start": 23896.32, "end": 23897.32, "text": " There's actually nothing in the sky."}, {"start": 23897.32, "end": 23898.32, "text": " There's no clouds or anything."}, {"start": 23898.32, "end": 23903.68, "text": " What the fuck someone did a scratch the shit out of this thing no"}, {"start": 23910.48, "end": 23912.48, "text": " Where are you trying to go?"}, {"start": 23920.4, "end": 23925.52, "text": " What a true wall whims hidden gem streamer that's lucky a movie you got my vote"}, {"start": 23928.32, "end": 23931.079999999998, "text": " I just want to see grew up on the fucking stage"}, {"start": 23932.88, "end": 23934.88, "text": " The stage"}, {"start": 23935.52, "end": 23937.44, "text": " I'd have to take it from"}, {"start": 23937.44, "end": 23943.88, "text": " I didn't take it from just yeah spews some nonsense. He's not eligible for a good attempt bro. He averages 1k viewers"}, {"start": 23943.88, "end": 23948.56, "text": " All right, breakout breakout, bro. Yeah, I'm sure you're doing well on this stage"}, {"start": 23949.56, "end": 23952.56, "text": " Yeah, but he deserved that award that was not worse cameraman"}, {"start": 23954.16, "end": 23956.16, "text": " There's a cameraman award this year"}, {"start": 23956.16, "end": 23960.72, "text": " There's a best duo, but and cameraman are eligible for"}, {"start": 23973.0, "end": 23977.68, "text": " You could put like crack out a few like 24 hours and try to like match up the statue"}, {"start": 23978.8, "end": 23981.3, "text": " Watches hard. It's only been a month. Yeah"}, {"start": 23981.3, "end": 23984.1, "text": " You got no ass it like makes me mad"}, {"start": 23998.98, "end": 24002.14, "text": " Trying to ignore bro, why you trying to ignore it like you hear us"}, {"start": 24007.26, "end": 24010.8, "text": " I have ass is just the shirt is long tight ass"}, {"start": 24011.3, "end": 24013.3, "text": " I have a short-ass shirt short-ass"}, {"start": 24017.579999999998, "end": 24020.92, "text": " You got no pants, bro. Where's your pants? I did"}, {"start": 24023.14, "end": 24026.239999999998, "text": " Hold on I remember that you went back"}, {"start": 24034.98, "end": 24038.86, "text": " Contents right now. Yeah, you should do a stream trying to like just learn"}, {"start": 24041.3, "end": 24043.3, "text": " No, you're gonna say I don't listen."}, {"start": 24043.3, "end": 24045.3, "text": " Imagine you're just blowing for hours, bro."}, {"start": 24045.3, "end": 24047.3, "text": " Yeah, when are we doing a core cipher?"}, {"start": 24047.3, "end": 24049.3, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 24049.3, "end": 24051.3, "text": " Well, when, what are you gonna put in a verse?"}, {"start": 24051.3, "end": 24053.3, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I got my, come in."}, {"start": 24053.3, "end": 24055.3, "text": " Bro, we got a core cipher."}, {"start": 24055.3, "end": 24057.3, "text": " That's gonna hit a one, two, three, go."}, {"start": 24057.3, "end": 24059.3, "text": " Yeah, I'll throw a countdown."}, {"start": 24059.3, "end": 24061.3, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 24061.3, "end": 24063.3, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 24063.3, "end": 24065.3, "text": " Oh, I can up it, yeah."}, {"start": 24065.3, "end": 24067.3, "text": " I can up it."}, {"start": 24067.3, "end": 24069.3, "text": " We could try to get some mid-roll ads off."}, {"start": 24069.3, "end": 24071.88, "text": " I could start to count down higher 10"}, {"start": 24081.86, "end": 24083.86, "text": " Same we are undressed"}, {"start": 24095.1, "end": 24097.1, "text": " I might do a freaky war zone"}, {"start": 24099.3, "end": 24105.28, "text": " Oh, yeah, I saw that I got clickbaited I genuinely got clickbaited. I clicked on the video"}, {"start": 24123.219999999998, "end": 24126.64, "text": " You're genius Brown I'm gonna recreate that in a month"}, {"start": 24129.3, "end": 24131.94, "text": " That's actually a fucking freak."}, {"start": 24131.94, "end": 24133.34, "text": " Oh, my God, you're a genius."}, {"start": 24133.34, "end": 24135.14, "text": " Why didn't you post it on your channel channel?"}, {"start": 24135.14, "end": 24136.5, "text": " I'll just rejoin court next week."}, {"start": 24136.5, "end": 24137.739999999998, "text": " I don't think I'll have that."}, {"start": 24137.739999999998, "end": 24139.579999999998, "text": " Actually, yeah, you used the title."}, {"start": 24139.579999999998, "end": 24141.94, "text": " You flew the penalty note ahead."}, {"start": 24141.94, "end": 24144.02, "text": " I got to take a break for seven days, too."}, {"start": 24144.02, "end": 24144.94, "text": " No, you're not."}, {"start": 24144.94, "end": 24146.86, "text": " I've got to work."}, {"start": 24146.86, "end": 24149.059999999998, "text": " I repeat."}, {"start": 24149.059999999998, "end": 24151.18, "text": " What's Marlin on?"}, {"start": 24151.18, "end": 24152.42, "text": " They're about to do a gaming marathon,"}, {"start": 24152.42, "end": 24154.26, "text": " but they're shit-looking, Mickey."}, {"start": 24154.26, "end": 24155.82, "text": " Oh, Marlin and gaming?"}, {"start": 24155.82, "end": 24156.62, "text": " I heard it's a tournament."}, {"start": 24156.62, "end": 24157.02, "text": " It's Mickey."}, {"start": 24157.02, "end": 24159.059999999998, "text": " Didn't they say they had to win awards on game day?"}, {"start": 24159.06, "end": 24163.54, "text": " It was win all games in a row, but they just switched it to win each game"}, {"start": 24164.780000000002, "end": 24166.780000000002, "text": " They're still fuck"}, {"start": 24170.06, "end": 24174.38, "text": " They should do it before it was actually like on some no haters like it was impossible"}, {"start": 24174.38, "end": 24181.04, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm on a warzone game. First of all, neither of them are good at warzone. I don't think right"}, {"start": 24181.34, "end": 24183.22, "text": " They're gonna run into cheaters"}, {"start": 24183.22, "end": 24187.460000000003, "text": " They're gonna run into stream snipers because the games realistically it's kind of dead like people you're gonna get in the same"}, {"start": 24187.46, "end": 24191.739999999998, "text": " Lobby the same people then you got to win a fortnight game first try then you have to beat hardcore minecraft"}, {"start": 24192.26, "end": 24195.26, "text": " It's like bro. That's I don't think I could do that. I'll take a long down"}, {"start": 24196.26, "end": 24199.26, "text": " We played warzone for hours and have a lot of games. That's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 24199.94, "end": 24201.94, "text": " Yeah, so"}, {"start": 24202.42, "end": 24204.82, "text": " That's probably gonna be like a whole week day for that"}, {"start": 24207.379999999997, "end": 24209.379999999997, "text": " Unless I get super I said neither"}, {"start": 24217.46, "end": 24219.079999999998, "text": " I said new guy."}, {"start": 24219.079999999998, "end": 24220.579999999998, "text": " Hi, Brad."}, {"start": 24220.579999999998, "end": 24222.079999999998, "text": " All right, yeah."}, {"start": 24222.079999999998, "end": 24223.079999999998, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 24223.079999999998, "end": 24224.079999999998, "text": " There we are."}, {"start": 24224.079999999998, "end": 24225.079999999998, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24225.079999999998, "end": 24226.079999999998, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 24226.079999999998, "end": 24227.079999999998, "text": " Hi, yeah."}, {"start": 24227.079999999998, "end": 24228.079999999998, "text": " All right, guys."}, {"start": 24228.079999999998, "end": 24229.079999999998, "text": " Hi, yeah."}, {"start": 24229.079999999998, "end": 24230.079999999998, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24230.079999999998, "end": 24231.079999999998, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 24231.079999999998, "end": 24232.079999999998, "text": " Hi, yeah."}, {"start": 24232.079999999998, "end": 24233.079999999998, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24233.079999999998, "end": 24234.079999999998, "text": " Move up, cam."}, {"start": 24234.079999999998, "end": 24235.079999999998, "text": " I'll keep it all the way down."}, {"start": 24235.079999999998, "end": 24236.079999999998, "text": " That's the big one."}, {"start": 24236.079999999998, "end": 24237.079999999998, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 24237.079999999998, "end": 24238.079999999998, "text": " Hi, yeah."}, {"start": 24238.079999999998, "end": 24239.079999999998, "text": " All right, everyone."}, {"start": 24239.079999999998, "end": 24240.079999999998, "text": " Hi, Brad."}, {"start": 24240.079999999998, "end": 24241.079999999998, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 24241.079999999998, "end": 24242.079999999998, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24242.079999999998, "end": 24243.079999999998, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 24243.079999999998, "end": 24244.079999999998, "text": " Hi, yeah."}, {"start": 24244.079999999998, "end": 24245.079999999998, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 24245.079999999998, "end": 24246.079999999998, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 24246.079999999998, "end": 24247.079999999998, "text": " I'ma see you."}, {"start": 24247.08, "end": 24249.08, "text": " I'm gonna see you."}, {"start": 24249.08, "end": 24251.08, "text": " I'm gonna see you."}, {"start": 24251.08, "end": 24253.08, "text": " I'm gonna see you."}, {"start": 24253.08, "end": 24255.08, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 24255.08, "end": 24257.08, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 24270.08, "end": 24272.08, "text": " Oh, by the way,"}, {"start": 24272.08, "end": 24274.08, "text": " there's the two of us."}, {"start": 24274.08, "end": 24276.08, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 24276.08, "end": 24278.08, "text": " Wednesday"}, {"start": 24278.920000000002, "end": 24284.9, "text": " He told her yeah, I'm not I told her I was like I was like yeah, you want to see no no she was a funny"}, {"start": 24285.84, "end": 24287.84, "text": " Funny yeah"}, {"start": 24288.800000000003, "end": 24291.2, "text": " Listen, I was like yo, I was like yeah"}, {"start": 24291.2, "end": 24294.300000000003, "text": " Not just to us or you want to be a friend. She was like oh, I thought I was just gonna be"}, {"start": 24295.0, "end": 24297.320000000003, "text": " But I can't bring you want you will sold"}, {"start": 24299.960000000003, "end": 24305.480000000003, "text": " I never said bring a friend. What are you doing? No, I said it's me to us"}, {"start": 24306.08, "end": 24308.08, "text": " or just want to be a friend."}, {"start": 24310.52, "end": 24311.72, "text": " Why would you say that?"}, {"start": 24311.72, "end": 24313.04, "text": " Well, how else am I supposed to say it?"}, {"start": 24313.04, "end": 24314.36, "text": " There's not like a specific thing."}, {"start": 24314.36, "end": 24315.640000000003, "text": " That it's just gonna be you."}, {"start": 24315.640000000003, "end": 24317.24, "text": " You would love it that she's like,"}, {"start": 24317.24, "end": 24319.480000000003, "text": " okay, I'm bringing my friends."}, {"start": 24319.480000000003, "end": 24320.640000000003, "text": " Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,"}, {"start": 24320.640000000003, "end": 24321.88, "text": " Flags is in my hand."}, {"start": 24321.88, "end": 24324.600000000002, "text": " Ah, bro, why is there so many flies?"}, {"start": 24329.24, "end": 24330.06, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 24332.600000000002, "end": 24333.960000000003, "text": " So what you think, bro?"}, {"start": 24333.96, "end": 24342.12, "text": " You think that's a good idea, bro?"}, {"start": 24342.12, "end": 24343.12, "text": " Movie date?"}, {"start": 24343.12, "end": 24344.12, "text": " Shaving it?"}, {"start": 24344.12, "end": 24345.68, "text": " I'm not shaving it, bro."}, {"start": 24345.68, "end": 24346.68, "text": " Not shaving it."}, {"start": 24346.68, "end": 24348.2, "text": " There's a dead rat somewhere."}, {"start": 24348.2, "end": 24350.2, "text": " It can't be here."}, {"start": 24350.2, "end": 24351.2, "text": " GT-ARP?"}, {"start": 24351.2, "end": 24354.2, "text": " I have to download five of them, like no bullshit."}, {"start": 24354.2, "end": 24356.44, "text": " But I will hop on the game right now, Trump."}, {"start": 24356.44, "end": 24358.2, "text": " Wait, I'm going to hold it down."}, {"start": 24358.2, "end": 24361.2, "text": " I'm going to piss real quick, Jack."}, {"start": 24361.2, "end": 24368.2, "text": " Everybody type this fate or number."}, {"start": 24368.2, "end": 24371.2, "text": " Looks like our good boss."}, {"start": 24371.2, "end": 24374.2, "text": " Mira."}, {"start": 24374.2, "end": 24376.2, "text": " What's up guys?"}, {"start": 24376.2, "end": 24378.2, "text": " How are we feeling today?"}, {"start": 24378.2, "end": 24380.2, "text": " I gotta say guys, I'm feeling pretty good today."}, {"start": 24380.2, "end": 24383.2, "text": " I'm feeling pretty good today."}, {"start": 24383.2, "end": 24385.2, "text": " Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira behind you."}, {"start": 24385.2, "end": 24388.2, "text": " Oh, okay. Till Jason Resident Evil Episode 3."}, {"start": 24388.2, "end": 24389.2, "text": " Interesting, okay."}, {"start": 24389.2, "end": 24399.2, "text": " Okay, interesting. Mira, Mira, greedy goblins. How's lady? Bro, adorable Q. Every like week, send money over to the crib for lady."}, {"start": 24399.2, "end": 24405.2, "text": " Only for lady. This money is for lady. Okay? Send money back to Florida for lady. I don't know. I'm getting hard eyes."}, {"start": 24405.2, "end": 24413.2, "text": " Yo, by the way, before Wednesday, I am getting a haircut. Pretty nervous for that, bro. First haircut in two months, three months, something like that."}, {"start": 24413.2, "end": 24421.8, "text": " Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how we let guys see some Brock outs hard eyes."}, {"start": 24421.8, "end": 24428.440000000002, "text": " How do you feel about Brady Bue ball thing? Okay, clean up the table? Which table?"}, {"start": 24428.440000000002, "end": 24432.72, "text": " Will you fight on NMS? Nah, he um, he said he don't want me to fight. I don't want to fight you."}, {"start": 24432.72, "end": 24440.0, "text": " He's like worry gambles and stuff like that. Happen to no cuts bro. That was when you know, that was when I was, you know,"}, {"start": 24440.0, "end": 24446.88, "text": " I look presentable get a high taper but I get a low taper maybe um die all"}, {"start": 24446.88, "end": 24450.56, "text": " blacks I got my hair back black oh I mean like this is just"}, {"start": 24450.56, "end": 24452.56, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 24452.56, "end": 24454.56, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 24454.56, "end": 24456.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24456.56, "end": 24458.56, "text": " Insane blood what am I supposed to say?"}, {"start": 24458.56, "end": 24460.56, "text": " You don't know it's gonna be like y'all"}, {"start": 24460.56, "end": 24462.56, "text": " I ain't lying"}, {"start": 24462.56, "end": 24464.56, "text": " It's gonna be like that"}, {"start": 24464.56, "end": 24466.56, "text": " Um uh"}, {"start": 24466.56, "end": 24468.56, "text": " Let's uh"}, {"start": 24468.56, "end": 24472.56, "text": " I can't say nothing bro, we're already playing it."}, {"start": 24472.56, "end": 24477.56, "text": " I'm gonna be honest bro, Wednesday night we might have some shit at night though."}, {"start": 24477.56, "end": 24478.56, "text": " Good, I can be scared."}, {"start": 24478.56, "end": 24479.56, "text": " Nah, I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 24479.56, "end": 24480.56, "text": " I don't care how many days."}, {"start": 24480.56, "end": 24481.56, "text": " That's a good day."}, {"start": 24481.56, "end": 24482.56, "text": " That's a good day."}, {"start": 24482.56, "end": 24485.56, "text": " Alright bro, you're good to go man."}, {"start": 24485.56, "end": 24486.56, "text": " You're gonna go home?"}, {"start": 24486.56, "end": 24487.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24487.56, "end": 24488.56, "text": " Alright, see you tomorrow."}, {"start": 24488.56, "end": 24489.56, "text": " See you tomorrow."}, {"start": 24489.56, "end": 24490.56, "text": " Play tomorrow?"}, {"start": 24490.56, "end": 24491.56, "text": " Yeah, Monday."}, {"start": 24491.56, "end": 24492.56, "text": " Oh maybe on Monday."}, {"start": 24492.56, "end": 24493.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24493.56, "end": 24494.56, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 24494.56, "end": 24495.56, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 24495.56, "end": 24498.9, "text": " You're right, you're right, but, but it's gonna be early."}, {"start": 24498.9, "end": 24499.74, "text": " It's gonna be early, bro."}, {"start": 24499.74, "end": 24501.06, "text": " Just so you know."}, {"start": 24501.06, "end": 24505.9, "text": " Everybody say bye, YBG."}, {"start": 24505.9, "end": 24507.74, "text": " Bye, guys."}, {"start": 24507.74, "end": 24508.58, "text": " Bye, YBG."}, {"start": 24508.58, "end": 24509.58, "text": " Let me get you."}, {"start": 24509.58, "end": 24510.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 24514.58, "end": 24515.08, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 24525.56, "end": 24532.06, "text": " So, Monday today, tomorrow's Tuesday?"}, {"start": 24532.06, "end": 24533.06, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 24533.06, "end": 24534.06, "text": " May back Tuesday."}, {"start": 24534.06, "end": 24542.06, "text": " Y'all know that, y'all know."}, {"start": 24542.06, "end": 24545.06, "text": " Resident Evil?"}, {"start": 24545.06, "end": 24546.06, "text": " You making a club community?"}, {"start": 24546.06, "end": 24548.06, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 24548.86, "end": 24550.86, "text": " What is the club community?"}, {"start": 24557.260000000002, "end": 24559.260000000002, "text": " GTARP"}, {"start": 24565.82, "end": 24569.66, "text": " GTRP I don't have five and I'm not a lot. I"}, {"start": 24571.420000000002, "end": 24573.58, "text": " Don't have five I gotta download a shit. I"}, {"start": 24575.34, "end": 24577.34, "text": " Would actually be on that"}, {"start": 24578.06, "end": 24582.5, "text": " No, no pixel trailer tomorrow."}, {"start": 24582.5, "end": 24585.420000000002, "text": " Engage me recap, bro."}, {"start": 24585.420000000002, "end": 24586.420000000002, "text": " That's good title."}, {"start": 24586.420000000002, "end": 24591.38, "text": " And if I was doing an interview with National Park Service, I wouldn't, like I would, yeah,"}, {"start": 24591.38, "end": 24592.38, "text": " I mean, I just sent a nice message."}, {"start": 24592.38, "end": 24593.38, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 24593.38, "end": 24594.38, "text": " So I was like, okay."}, {"start": 24594.38, "end": 24595.38, "text": " Congrats."}, {"start": 24595.38, "end": 24596.38, "text": " But that's not what I sent."}, {"start": 24596.38, "end": 24597.38, "text": " I wasn't like, okay, fairs."}, {"start": 24597.38, "end": 24603.9, "text": " He said that and I gave him a death glare and he's carrying a bag with Alex."}, {"start": 24603.9, "end": 24607.58, "text": " I look at Alex and Alex goes, uh, yeah."}, {"start": 24607.58, "end": 24613.58, "text": " I mean, you know, I feel like you could rock, like, what, and I slam the door in both of them."}, {"start": 24613.58, "end": 24615.08, "text": " And then I just heard-"}, {"start": 24615.08, "end": 24617.58, "text": " Am I tripping or is there a fucking capsule here, bro?"}, {"start": 24617.58, "end": 24618.58, "text": " I fully slammed the door."}, {"start": 24620.08, "end": 24620.58, "text": " And-"}, {"start": 24620.58, "end": 24621.58, "text": " Get this shit off me, man."}, {"start": 24622.58, "end": 24624.58, "text": " Then, wait, what did Jason say?"}, {"start": 24626.58, "end": 24628.08, "text": " And then I changed my pants."}, {"start": 24629.08, "end": 24634.08, "text": " And I changed into the outfit that you saw me get proposed to."}, {"start": 24634.08, "end": 24641.04, "text": " stop trying to make it about you are you the target wow I really I can't believe I forgot that"}, {"start": 24641.04, "end": 24658.960000000003, "text": " thank you Jason W fucking my ever seasons change why she's standing like bro what's up"}, {"start": 24658.96, "end": 24662.52, "text": " But people can't stand anymore like what is wrong with y'all man?"}, {"start": 24676.52, "end": 24679.8, "text": " They just got five fucking five seconds"}, {"start": 24685.44, "end": 24687.44, "text": " Just scrolling through"}, {"start": 24688.96, "end": 24695.52, "text": " I'm not sure what game should we hop on bro. I'm lowkey feeling either VR track or Roblox"}, {"start": 24696.2, "end": 24700.84, "text": " Lowkey fucking with Roblox though. Kind of want to hop on Roblox. I don't know why"}, {"start": 24706.719999999998, "end": 24708.719999999998, "text": " Roblox"}, {"start": 24708.879999999997, "end": 24710.719999999998, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 24710.719999999998, "end": 24713.44, "text": " I'm lowkey down for Roblox"}, {"start": 24713.440000000002, "end": 24721.2, "text": " quick little maybe refresh on the home page just to feel something maybe maybe a bad idea"}, {"start": 24721.2, "end": 24722.2, "text": " but fuck it"}, {"start": 24722.2, "end": 24729.2, "text": " I guess I'll leave a like there."}, {"start": 24736.2, "end": 24743.2, "text": " I'm having a roadblocks."}, {"start": 24743.2, "end": 24746.2, "text": " Season's changed."}, {"start": 24746.2, "end": 24749.2, "text": " Okay, spin FM."}, {"start": 24749.2, "end": 24755.280000000002, "text": " What the fuck? Why is this all my recommended for you? Huh? Why?"}, {"start": 24762.4, "end": 24764.4, "text": " Uh, I don't know if I want to play that"}, {"start": 24766.0, "end": 24768.0, "text": " Gakuran"}, {"start": 24768.32, "end": 24772.72, "text": " Um pod. Oh, maybe I'm on podcast 18 plus bro"}, {"start": 24774.32, "end": 24776.32, "text": " This could be good shots"}, {"start": 24779.2, "end": 24783.2, "text": " Do do do do do do do do do do do."}, {"start": 24783.2, "end": 24787.2, "text": " There's a big dog."}, {"start": 24787.2, "end": 24791.2, "text": " He starts to slay."}, {"start": 24791.2, "end": 24795.2, "text": " That's what you call it."}, {"start": 24795.2, "end": 24799.2, "text": " That's what you call it."}, {"start": 24799.2, "end": 24803.2, "text": " That's what you call it."}, {"start": 24803.2, "end": 24807.2, "text": " That's what you call it."}, {"start": 24807.2, "end": 24830.440000000002, "text": " Which one should we join chat maybe a smaller lobby a quiet place, but I'm not quiet"}, {"start": 24830.440000000002, "end": 24832.440000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 24835.440000000002, "end": 24840.9, "text": " Join the 18 plus one this is 18 plus make my own oh god"}, {"start": 24841.680000000004, "end": 24847.440000000002, "text": " Topics past the phone featuring sassy. Let's go topics. Maybe go a little drama"}, {"start": 24849.4, "end": 24851.4, "text": " Okay, I make my own bro"}, {"start": 24854.000000000004, "end": 24859.000000000004, "text": " NBA hot takes debate one another help me with my accounting homework"}, {"start": 24860.440000000002, "end": 24869.320000000003, "text": " find your match to LARP wheel ekidons wow why are Burger King seen as"}, {"start": 24869.320000000003, "end": 24872.280000000002, "text": " undesirable"}, {"start": 24872.840000000004, "end": 24880.88, "text": " court-in-law find your match"}, {"start": 24880.88, "end": 24886.06, "text": " Let me let me do a podcast topic. What's our topic chat?"}, {"start": 24898.64, "end": 24905.14, "text": " Our aliens real, but we got to get controversial low-key"}, {"start": 24905.14, "end": 24931.7, "text": " maybe I'll make one after girl talk I bet we there hello hello all right holy fucking shit"}, {"start": 24935.14, "end": 24937.14, "text": " Where's my mic?"}, {"start": 24937.14, "end": 24939.14, "text": " Where's my mic?"}, {"start": 24939.14, "end": 24941.14, "text": " I wish I had this connected, connected."}, {"start": 24941.14, "end": 24943.14, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 24943.14, "end": 24945.14, "text": " This is, he missing parts."}, {"start": 24945.14, "end": 24947.14, "text": " I think it's happening."}, {"start": 24947.14, "end": 24949.14, "text": " Look it, they come on Jason."}, {"start": 24949.14, "end": 24951.14, "text": " Is that Jason?"}, {"start": 24951.14, "end": 24953.14, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 24953.14, "end": 24955.14, "text": " Where's my..."}, {"start": 24955.14, "end": 24957.14, "text": " They don't think so."}, {"start": 24957.14, "end": 24959.14, "text": " ZOOOOORRA!"}, {"start": 24959.14, "end": 24961.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 24961.14, "end": 24963.14, "text": " I just got a, I just got a"}, {"start": 24963.14, "end": 24965.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24971.14, "end": 24975.14, "text": " Yo yo yo, can y'all hear me or no? Can y'all hear me?"}, {"start": 24977.14, "end": 24979.14, "text": " Can y'all hear me? How do I get in this?"}, {"start": 24982.14, "end": 24987.14, "text": " How do I get in this? Bro, ten people are ahead of me bro."}, {"start": 24987.14, "end": 24989.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 24992.62, "end": 24996.86, "text": " Do they have to accept me yo accept accept"}, {"start": 24998.14, "end": 25000.14, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 25001.34, "end": 25003.34, "text": " Yo, except me"}, {"start": 25009.42, "end": 25011.42, "text": " Yo, except me"}, {"start": 25011.420000000002, "end": 25013.420000000002, "text": " You know let's find out"}, {"start": 25014.500000000004, "end": 25016.500000000004, "text": " Chad tell them to accept me"}, {"start": 25018.620000000003, "end": 25020.620000000003, "text": " Spider"}, {"start": 25024.06, "end": 25026.06, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 25029.18, "end": 25031.18, "text": " Accept me Jason Louis"}, {"start": 25033.18, "end": 25038.620000000003, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, hello, can y'all hear me or no he seated can y'all hear me or no"}, {"start": 25038.62, "end": 25042.62, "text": " How do I talk? How do I talk? Is my mic not on?"}, {"start": 25042.62, "end": 25044.62, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, how do I?"}, {"start": 25044.62, "end": 25046.62, "text": " You're doing great, bro."}, {"start": 25046.62, "end": 25048.62, "text": " You're doing great."}, {"start": 25050.62, "end": 25052.62, "text": " We can reschedule."}, {"start": 25052.62, "end": 25054.62, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 25056.62, "end": 25058.62, "text": " She has a weird accent."}, {"start": 25058.62, "end": 25060.62, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 25060.62, "end": 25062.62, "text": " Really quick."}, {"start": 25062.62, "end": 25064.62, "text": " Yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 25064.62, "end": 25066.62, "text": " Can y'all hear me?"}, {"start": 25066.62, "end": 25073.2, "text": " Hey, I'm here. I'm here. What's up guys? I'm here to talk about girls are a girl talk"}, {"start": 25078.86, "end": 25084.7, "text": " Start worrying about who I am I'm here to talk. I'm here to talk business here. I have a real podcast"}, {"start": 25086.46, "end": 25089.879999999997, "text": " Yes, Mars, where you from? How old are you and and"}, {"start": 25092.379999999997, "end": 25095.94, "text": " Fuck you me. I'm just trying to get to know everybody"}, {"start": 25096.62, "end": 25098.62, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 25103.94, "end": 25106.379999999997, "text": " Oh, sorry, I can't I can't curse I can't curse"}, {"start": 25109.34, "end": 25114.3, "text": " We're all 21, okay nice. Oh you're from Texas. I'm from Arlington, Texas. What about y'all?"}, {"start": 25118.26, "end": 25120.26, "text": " H town, okay"}, {"start": 25121.18, "end": 25126.579999999998, "text": " Okay, all right now. Let's talk girls. What do girls talk about like why is this podcast?"}, {"start": 25126.62, "end": 25128.62, "text": " I think girls talk."}, {"start": 25128.62, "end": 25139.739999999998, "text": " Uh, it was actually funny as soon as this section even happened, there was like four"}, {"start": 25139.739999999998, "end": 25147.46, "text": " guys and one girl though, two girls, two girls, there was like two girls and four guys."}, {"start": 25147.46, "end": 25152.62, "text": " I can't lie, this podcast is weak as heck."}, {"start": 25152.62, "end": 25156.42, "text": " Okay, well then make the conversation started, don't be boring."}, {"start": 25156.420000000002, "end": 25159.420000000002, "text": " I bet. We gotta talk about something controversial."}, {"start": 25160.620000000003, "end": 25162.420000000002, "text": " Okay, what's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 25162.420000000002, "end": 25163.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25165.420000000002, "end": 25167.420000000002, "text": " What is something..."}, {"start": 25167.920000000002, "end": 25169.920000000002, "text": " Let's make girl products more expensive."}, {"start": 25170.920000000002, "end": 25173.420000000002, "text": " Why would you do that?"}, {"start": 25173.420000000002, "end": 25175.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, I agree. I agree."}, {"start": 25175.420000000002, "end": 25177.420000000002, "text": " Nah, bro. I can't be her."}, {"start": 25177.420000000002, "end": 25179.420000000002, "text": " Bro, it's actually straightening it."}, {"start": 25179.920000000002, "end": 25181.420000000002, "text": " I can't. I can't."}, {"start": 25181.420000000002, "end": 25183.420000000002, "text": " I can't, bro."}, {"start": 25183.420000000002, "end": 25184.420000000002, "text": " Let me get a new lobby, bro."}, {"start": 25184.420000000002, "end": 25187.140000000003, "text": " I think that was bad lobbies has gotta be bad lobbies"}, {"start": 25195.620000000003, "end": 25200.500000000004, "text": " Well, honestly, I should just debate ask a woman anything"}, {"start": 25202.660000000003, "end": 25205.460000000003, "text": " Fuck bro, should I make this shit really controversial"}, {"start": 25209.500000000004, "end": 25211.500000000004, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 25214.420000000002, "end": 25226.18, "text": " I'm on content, bro farm your hate why when deserve less"}, {"start": 25236.18, "end": 25242.420000000002, "text": " It's gonna get everybody in here, bro. Let's get a this gonna get everybody in here, bro"}, {"start": 25244.420000000002, "end": 25253.300000000003, "text": " Why is it your server topic has been flagged"}, {"start": 25264.140000000003, "end": 25268.22, "text": " W MBA W MBA"}, {"start": 25268.22, "end": 25273.22, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 25273.22, "end": 25276.22, "text": " I'm a roblox."}, {"start": 25276.22, "end": 25278.22, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 25278.22, "end": 25280.22, "text": " It's roblox."}, {"start": 25280.22, "end": 25283.22, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 25283.22, "end": 25286.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 25286.22, "end": 25288.22, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 25288.22, "end": 25292.22, "text": " Ew, bruh, she smell like..."}, {"start": 25292.22, "end": 25297.22, "text": " She smell like Hanukkah."}, {"start": 25297.22, "end": 25301.300000000003, "text": " So I swear he's been wearing that shirt for like three days in a row"}, {"start": 25310.74, "end": 25315.280000000002, "text": " Asking in sell anything bro, holy shit"}, {"start": 25320.260000000002, "end": 25322.260000000002, "text": " Ron deal, bro"}, {"start": 25322.260000000002, "end": 25328.460000000003, "text": " I asked an A cell at 8."}, {"start": 25328.460000000003, "end": 25333.260000000002, "text": " Guy shorter than me, he was 5 feet and I'm 5'7."}, {"start": 25333.260000000002, "end": 25337.260000000002, "text": " And he broke up with me."}, {"start": 25337.260000000002, "end": 25340.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, let's see if he finds Wolf again."}, {"start": 25340.260000000002, "end": 25342.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's the..."}, {"start": 25342.260000000002, "end": 25345.260000000002, "text": " Why are there like 30 people trying to see it?"}, {"start": 25345.260000000002, "end": 25349.260000000002, "text": " Why is there 50 people in here?"}, {"start": 25349.260000000002, "end": 25351.260000000002, "text": " Is this the answer?"}, {"start": 25351.260000000002, "end": 25353.260000000002, "text": " Let me on stage"}, {"start": 25366.260000000002, "end": 25371.260000000002, "text": " Hey, hello, hello, where's that? Who's that? Who's the insult? Who's the insult?"}, {"start": 25376.260000000002, "end": 25378.260000000002, "text": " Wait, so many people in here"}, {"start": 25378.260000000002, "end": 25381.58, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you focus on the podcast lady, please?"}, {"start": 25390.18, "end": 25394.300000000003, "text": " Guys I'm here. I'm trying to talk about the topic. I'm trying to ask. So why are you?"}, {"start": 25406.02, "end": 25408.22, "text": " Why are you in Intel I'm new here"}, {"start": 25408.260000000002, "end": 25420.7, "text": " Yo, y'all are interrupting him!"}, {"start": 25420.7, "end": 25421.7, "text": " Thank you, Jason."}, {"start": 25421.7, "end": 25422.7, "text": " No need to go."}, {"start": 25422.7, "end": 25423.7, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 25423.7, "end": 25425.940000000002, "text": " Now, why are you with instant?"}, {"start": 25425.940000000002, "end": 25427.420000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 25427.420000000002, "end": 25434.140000000003, "text": " I'm sure of stature, I'm of lower facial, you know, and I have pretty much deformities"}, {"start": 25434.140000000003, "end": 25435.140000000003, "text": " in my face."}, {"start": 25435.14, "end": 25440.14, "text": " I thought you said you're, um, handsome."}, {"start": 25440.14, "end": 25445.14, "text": " I never said I was handsome in any way, shape, or form."}, {"start": 25445.14, "end": 25446.14, "text": " No, no, guys."}, {"start": 25446.14, "end": 25447.14, "text": " He's handsome at first."}, {"start": 25447.14, "end": 25449.14, "text": " That doesn't make you an incel, though."}, {"start": 25449.14, "end": 25451.14, "text": " You're just ugly."}, {"start": 25451.14, "end": 25452.14, "text": " And sure."}, {"start": 25452.14, "end": 25455.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm ugly and I can't get anyone in this day and age."}, {"start": 25455.14, "end": 25457.14, "text": " You don't want to spite me, seriously."}, {"start": 25457.14, "end": 25458.14, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 25458.14, "end": 25459.14, "text": " Hey, look."}, {"start": 25459.14, "end": 25460.14, "text": " You shouldn't have started us, dude."}, {"start": 25460.14, "end": 25461.14, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 25461.14, "end": 25462.14, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 25462.14, "end": 25463.14, "text": " Oh, I'm going to lose."}, {"start": 25463.14, "end": 25464.14, "text": " I'm cussing too much."}, {"start": 25464.14, "end": 25469.14, "text": " Listen bro, I was where you were at, you know, how old are you?"}, {"start": 25470.14, "end": 25473.14, "text": " Me? I'm 36 years old."}, {"start": 25473.14, "end": 25474.14, "text": " No you're not bro."}, {"start": 25474.14, "end": 25475.14, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 25475.14, "end": 25476.14, "text": " You're not 36."}, {"start": 25476.14, "end": 25478.14, "text": " I can see that guy."}, {"start": 25478.14, "end": 25479.14, "text": " You're not 36."}, {"start": 25479.14, "end": 25483.14, "text": " Yes I am 36 years old, I was born in 1999."}, {"start": 25483.14, "end": 25485.14, "text": " You are not, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 25485.14, "end": 25487.14, "text": " You're 36 years old."}, {"start": 25487.14, "end": 25489.14, "text": " And you bro, bro."}, {"start": 25489.14, "end": 25490.14, "text": " That's yeah."}, {"start": 25490.14, "end": 25492.14, "text": " I've been in the 36 to 40 year old age."}, {"start": 25492.14, "end": 25498.559999999998, "text": " so so when's the last time you had a girlfriend I've never had a girlfriend in"}, {"start": 25498.559999999998, "end": 25502.8, "text": " my life I know so that's not the meaning of Ncellis I thought I thought in"}, {"start": 25502.8, "end": 25508.36, "text": " cell meant like oh I hate women or now it means involuntary celibate it just"}, {"start": 25508.36, "end": 25512.12, "text": " means you can't have physical romantic relationships it doesn't mean you hate"}, {"start": 25512.12, "end": 25516.559999999998, "text": " women at all I don't hate women oh that is I love women that's why I want a"}, {"start": 25516.56, "end": 25526.48, "text": " girlfriend also want to look oh my god just got muted for five minutes can I"}, {"start": 25526.48, "end": 25537.800000000003, "text": " not say the word in so it's got a band he's literally saying it"}, {"start": 25546.56, "end": 25549.600000000002, "text": " Put them in a 20v1 Roblox Edition?"}, {"start": 25551.760000000002, "end": 25553.760000000002, "text": " I'm about to add bro"}, {"start": 25565.52, "end": 25572.08, "text": " I'm getting mass reported away bro, can I not 20v1"}, {"start": 25576.56, "end": 25590.56, "text": " son"}, {"start": 25590.56, "end": 25592.56, "text": " You"}, {"start": 25620.56, "end": 25627.56, "text": " I gotta get a mirror set."}, {"start": 25627.56, "end": 25634.56, "text": " Ah, I just sat on my PS4 bro."}, {"start": 25634.56, "end": 25641.56, "text": " Ah, I sat on my corner."}, {"start": 25641.56, "end": 25642.06, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 25642.460000000003, "end": 25643.16, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 25643.36, "end": 25643.86, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 25644.06, "end": 25645.56, "text": " I said to me, fucker!"}, {"start": 25646.16, "end": 25647.56, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 25649.760000000002, "end": 25651.36, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 25653.86, "end": 25654.56, "text": " Ah..."}, {"start": 25669.260000000002, "end": 25669.760000000002, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 25669.760000000002, "end": 25690.04, "text": " So God, I'm doing it to a female team."}, {"start": 25690.04, "end": 25693.04, "text": " And we're in check."}, {"start": 25693.04, "end": 25696.320000000003, "text": " I'm PC banned, bro."}, {"start": 25696.32, "end": 25704.48, "text": " bro it's straight dick in his I'm bad yeah I gotta I gotta I get to show the"}, {"start": 25704.48, "end": 25706.84, "text": " five minutes"}, {"start": 25710.28, "end": 25716.2, "text": " two minutes left what's like the best Roblox game what was that one game I"}, {"start": 25716.2, "end": 25721.239999999998, "text": " played with Haskell and uh what's his name"}, {"start": 25726.32, "end": 25753.32, "text": " Hello, Yarson Euthan, and welcome to K's Unboxing."}, {"start": 25753.32, "end": 25756.84, "text": " This is a game where every unboxing is a role of the dice, literally."}, {"start": 25756.84, "end": 25758.16, "text": " Holy epic, bro."}, {"start": 25758.16, "end": 25761.52, "text": " Sometimes you'll win big, other times, maybe not."}, {"start": 25761.52, "end": 25764.52, "text": " But that's just the name of the game."}, {"start": 25764.52, "end": 25765.52, "text": " Bro, give me in."}, {"start": 25765.52, "end": 25768.32, "text": " Why don't you try your luck out a few cases?"}, {"start": 25768.32, "end": 25769.239999999998, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 25769.239999999998, "end": 25772.36, "text": " Now choose any case and then click open."}, {"start": 25772.36, "end": 25773.36, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 25773.36, "end": 25775.36, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 25775.36, "end": 25777.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25780.96, "end": 25783.12, "text": " Which job"}, {"start": 25783.12, "end": 25790.22, "text": " But there's plenty of opportunity to make it back now that you have an item go ahead and sell it so you can purchase"}, {"start": 25790.36, "end": 25792.24, "text": " even more cases"}, {"start": 25792.24, "end": 25794.24, "text": " Great. Now let's be conceded"}, {"start": 25794.88, "end": 25797.46, "text": " Go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go Oh"}, {"start": 25798.48, "end": 25800.48, "text": " My god, bro"}, {"start": 25801.08, "end": 25804.4, "text": " Well, maybe the profit you might be luckier than you thought"}, {"start": 25805.36, "end": 25810.0, "text": " you can check this item out in the inventory tab go ahead and navigate to"}, {"start": 25810.0, "end": 25814.08, "text": " the inventory tab at the top of it I don't need tutorials give me to the"}, {"start": 25814.08, "end": 25819.52, "text": " cases you've rolled in the past you can also sell them here I don't know"}, {"start": 25819.52, "end": 25826.600000000002, "text": " maybe she's this sees go wild to strike marketplace brother remember the more"}, {"start": 25826.600000000002, "end": 25831.64, "text": " value inventory the more zones you unlock the more zones you unlock the"}, {"start": 25831.64, "end": 25837.72, "text": " more luck you unlock again welcome to case unboxing yes and you've been good"}, {"start": 25837.72, "end": 25839.96, "text": " luck"}, {"start": 25846.48, "end": 25853.64, "text": " here we go bro which case should we open chat we only have seven dollars so"}, {"start": 25853.64, "end": 25859.92, "text": " let's be careful Prisma case actually really good no bro Prisma case bro let's"}, {"start": 25859.920000000002, "end": 25861.920000000002, "text": " open like"}, {"start": 25868.320000000003, "end": 25871.460000000003, "text": " $5 bro made profit"}, {"start": 25889.920000000002, "end": 25896.820000000003, "text": " No way to take this long to get a gold right in Roblox"}, {"start": 25897.980000000003, "end": 25901.760000000002, "text": " But not no, this is a this is a scam. This is a scam"}, {"start": 25907.02, "end": 25914.120000000003, "text": " Add every road is came to see it. It's a bit five minutes yet. Yeah, this shit, bro. I think it's been five minutes"}, {"start": 25915.04, "end": 25917.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25919.920000000002, "end": 25926.480000000003, "text": " What's a good what the fuck I see beesworm"}, {"start": 25934.960000000003, "end": 25936.960000000003, "text": " Or again"}, {"start": 25942.24, "end": 25946.480000000003, "text": " What is the school here on this one of these collect on the coming"}, {"start": 25949.920000000002, "end": 25978.4, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, this is Pete, bro."}, {"start": 25978.4, "end": 25980.0, "text": " You look brainwrapped."}, {"start": 25983.7, "end": 25986.16, "text": " The chat wants horror, yo."}, {"start": 25986.16, "end": 25987.760000000002, "text": " Not feeling horror right now."}, {"start": 25990.4, "end": 25991.72, "text": " I like pop."}, {"start": 25992.980000000003, "end": 25996.06, "text": " I like hip hop."}, {"start": 25996.06, "end": 25997.440000000002, "text": " I like R&B."}, {"start": 25999.72, "end": 26000.56, "text": " 2000s."}, {"start": 26000.56, "end": 26005.56, "text": " Somewhere over the rain of dreaming about"}, {"start": 26005.56, "end": 26019.84, "text": " You got 24 seconds, can you keep the shot?"}, {"start": 26019.84, "end": 26021.84, "text": " Get off the stage!"}, {"start": 26021.84, "end": 26026.640000000003, "text": " You don't even know you're dead and high, you've got a nice time."}, {"start": 26026.640000000003, "end": 26028.640000000003, "text": " Get off the stage!"}, {"start": 26028.64, "end": 26035.64, "text": " I don't know if I know it is my life, but it's all over the place"}, {"start": 26037.64, "end": 26042.64, "text": " I don't think that I can take it"}, {"start": 26042.64, "end": 26044.64, "text": " I don't know these songs"}, {"start": 26049.64, "end": 26053.64, "text": " I can't take it"}, {"start": 26083.64, "end": 26085.64, "text": " Is it cold bro?"}, {"start": 26085.64, "end": 26087.64, "text": " Bro, what do they have?"}, {"start": 26098.64, "end": 26100.64, "text": " Is that hooker?"}, {"start": 26113.64, "end": 26128.64, "text": " I might get a house where I was this old, but I don't want a friend like this to die."}, {"start": 26128.64, "end": 26134.64, "text": " I hate to speak about us most."}, {"start": 26134.64, "end": 26162.64, "text": " I used to think that I wasn't wild enough I used to think that I wasn't fine enough"}, {"start": 26162.64, "end": 26172.36, "text": " figure out why you playing games what's this all about and I can't believe wait"}, {"start": 26172.36, "end": 26176.88, "text": " that's it that's it"}, {"start": 26179.399999999998, "end": 26183.68, "text": " alright someone else grab it someone else grab it"}, {"start": 26183.68, "end": 26188.68, "text": " But that's obviously just like the professional doing it."}, {"start": 26188.68, "end": 26192.68, "text": " I used to think I was in dynamite."}, {"start": 26192.68, "end": 26194.68, "text": " Get her out the stage, bro!"}, {"start": 26194.68, "end": 26196.68, "text": " I'm in the wild now."}, {"start": 26196.68, "end": 26200.68, "text": " But I won't waste no time trying to figure out"}, {"start": 26200.68, "end": 26204.68, "text": " What's the song about?"}, {"start": 26213.68, "end": 26219.1, "text": " Baby take my hand, I want you to be my best friend"}, {"start": 26226.1, "end": 26233.36, "text": " J, can you all right, together in a way, you see me?"}, {"start": 26235.86, "end": 26240.66, "text": " Yeah, nice one dude, nice one Mimei, you're funny as hell dude"}, {"start": 26240.66, "end": 26249.06, "text": " What if it happened to you on a different day or a bridge where there was"}, {"start": 26249.06, "end": 26263.46, "text": " What if it happened to you on a different day or a bridge where there was an old trace"}, {"start": 26263.46, "end": 26273.46, "text": " in the way of a neighbor street where the kids would play or the angle creased in the snow"}, {"start": 26273.46, "end": 26275.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26287.1, "end": 26289.1, "text": " Wait someone grabbed it"}, {"start": 26303.46, "end": 26305.46, "text": " oh yes I will"}, {"start": 26305.46, "end": 26307.46, "text": " huh huh huh"}, {"start": 26307.46, "end": 26309.46, "text": " hey this shit is trash"}, {"start": 26311.46, "end": 26313.46, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 26318.46, "end": 26320.46, "text": " you need to put your barrel up"}, {"start": 26321.46, "end": 26323.46, "text": " how about a voice mug just get it ready"}, {"start": 26325.46, "end": 26327.46, "text": " oh I tried to grab it"}, {"start": 26327.46, "end": 26334.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26334.46, "end": 26341.46, "text": " That was an accident."}, {"start": 26341.46, "end": 26348.46, "text": " And I know I was wrong, but I won't let you down."}, {"start": 26348.46, "end": 26355.46, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 26355.46, "end": 26357.46, "text": " And I know I was"}, {"start": 26359.76, "end": 26361.76, "text": " And I know I was wrong"}, {"start": 26363.46, "end": 26371.46, "text": " But I won't let you down. Oh, yes, I will yes, I will yes, I will"}, {"start": 26378.82, "end": 26383.86, "text": " Oh y'all want me to keep singing and I know I was wrong"}, {"start": 26385.46, "end": 26392.02, "text": " But I won't let you down. Oh, yes, I will yes"}, {"start": 26397.34, "end": 26399.34, "text": " Thank you guys, thank you guys"}, {"start": 26401.899999999998, "end": 26404.8, "text": " Somebody gotta kill this somebody gotta kill it"}, {"start": 26415.46, "end": 26417.46, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 26427.46, "end": 26429.46, "text": " Ruin the fucking song"}, {"start": 26445.46, "end": 26452.46, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 26452.46, "end": 26461.46, "text": " Well, let me join a pro."}, {"start": 26461.46, "end": 26463.46, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 26463.46, "end": 26468.46, "text": " I'm gonna make this shit."}, {"start": 26468.46, "end": 26470.46, "text": " Battle mode, let's go."}, {"start": 26470.46, "end": 26471.46, "text": " this."}, {"start": 26471.46, "end": 26478.46, "text": " Don't you ever decide, I get riot when there's no one else around."}, {"start": 26478.46, "end": 26489.46, "text": " You and me in awkward silence, don't you dare look at me that way, or until we can"}, {"start": 26489.46, "end": 26491.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26513.86, "end": 26515.86, "text": " I ain't like I gotta get my guitar"}, {"start": 26519.46, "end": 26526.46, "text": " I got, I got four, I got her."}, {"start": 26526.46, "end": 26536.34, "text": " I bought a four."}, {"start": 26536.34, "end": 26539.34, "text": " What the hell she's just taking to the sunken place."}, {"start": 26539.34, "end": 26543.5, "text": " Extra, extra, read all about it. Welcome to the city."}, {"start": 26543.5, "end": 26545.38, "text": " All right, I'll do the best part next."}, {"start": 26545.38, "end": 26547.94, "text": " Extra, extra, read all about it."}, {"start": 26547.94, "end": 26554.18, "text": " Hey, you're about to get done."}, {"start": 26554.18, "end": 26558.34, "text": " You're about to get extra, extra, read all about it."}, {"start": 26558.34, "end": 26561.34, "text": " Malcolm's in his feelings and he can't get out of it."}, {"start": 26561.34, "end": 26564.26, "text": " Extra, extra, read all about it."}, {"start": 26564.26, "end": 26567.3, "text": " Malcolm's in his feelings and he can't get out of it."}, {"start": 26567.3, "end": 26568.18, "text": " from you."}, {"start": 26574.219999999998, "end": 26575.059999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26577.239999999998, "end": 26578.079999999998, "text": " Appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 26578.079999999998, "end": 26579.02, "text": " Extra, extra, extra, extra."}, {"start": 26579.02, "end": 26579.86, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 26579.86, "end": 26583.02, "text": " I put my apples in the skins and you can't get out of it."}, {"start": 26583.02, "end": 26585.94, "text": " Extra, extra, read all about it."}, {"start": 26585.94, "end": 26586.78, "text": " My gosh."}, {"start": 26586.78, "end": 26587.62, "text": " That is an extra."}, {"start": 26587.62, "end": 26588.46, "text": " She messed up."}, {"start": 26588.46, "end": 26589.28, "text": " Can't get out of it."}, {"start": 26589.28, "end": 26590.219999999998, "text": " Can't get out of it."}, {"start": 26590.219999999998, "end": 26591.739999999998, "text": " I don't know that."}, {"start": 26591.739999999998, "end": 26593.78, "text": " Oh yeah, I do, but like I don't."}, {"start": 26593.78, "end": 26594.78, "text": " Nope, nope."}, {"start": 26594.78, "end": 26595.899999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna have one that."}, {"start": 26595.899999999998, "end": 26597.219999999998, "text": " I have one that."}, {"start": 26597.22, "end": 26598.22, "text": " I won that."}, {"start": 26602.22, "end": 26604.22, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on!"}, {"start": 26604.22, "end": 26606.22, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 26606.22, "end": 26608.22, "text": " Hitting me!"}, {"start": 26616.22, "end": 26617.22, "text": " That's me, Ferris."}, {"start": 26617.22, "end": 26623.22, "text": " I wanna be your favorite boy"}, {"start": 26623.22, "end": 26626.22, "text": " I wanna be your favorite boy"}, {"start": 26627.22, "end": 26632.22, "text": " I genuinely just got beat up, bro."}, {"start": 26632.22, "end": 26633.22, "text": " Fuck this."}, {"start": 26633.22, "end": 26635.22, "text": " I can't close, bro."}, {"start": 26635.22, "end": 26637.22, "text": " Why am I so glad I can't close it?"}, {"start": 26637.22, "end": 26639.22, "text": " It's such a bad road."}, {"start": 26643.22, "end": 26644.22, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 26649.22, "end": 26652.22, "text": " I'm just trying to go a little bit, bro."}, {"start": 26652.22, "end": 26659.460000000003, "text": " A couple scrolls of shit, that's not bad shots bro."}, {"start": 26659.460000000003, "end": 26660.780000000002, "text": " Chad, what game should we have on bro?"}, {"start": 26660.780000000002, "end": 26661.780000000002, "text": " C's go, I'm actually done."}, {"start": 26661.780000000002, "end": 26662.780000000002, "text": " What are you laughing about?"}, {"start": 26662.780000000002, "end": 26663.780000000002, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 26663.780000000002, "end": 26664.780000000002, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 26664.780000000002, "end": 26665.780000000002, "text": " Max?"}, {"start": 26665.780000000002, "end": 26666.780000000002, "text": " What are you laughing about?"}, {"start": 26666.780000000002, "end": 26667.780000000002, "text": " Come on folks!"}, {"start": 26667.780000000002, "end": 26668.780000000002, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 26668.780000000002, "end": 26669.780000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26669.78, "end": 26671.78, "text": " Max?"}, {"start": 26671.78, "end": 26673.78, "text": " Why are you laughing at that?"}, {"start": 26673.78, "end": 26675.78, "text": " Come on folks!"}, {"start": 26675.78, "end": 26677.78, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 26685.78, "end": 26691.78, "text": " Someone said you humble today for wearing North Face. You really known for only designer."}, {"start": 26691.78, "end": 26693.78, "text": " What you mean, bro?"}, {"start": 26693.78, "end": 26695.78, "text": " Someone said you..."}, {"start": 26695.78, "end": 26697.78, "text": " Guys, I'm crawling."}, {"start": 26699.78, "end": 26708.42, "text": " All right, bro, we're gaming"}, {"start": 26726.42, "end": 26728.42, "text": " CS CS"}, {"start": 26729.78, "end": 26734.0, "text": " I'm low key down for CS go bro. I'm low key down to hop on CS go"}, {"start": 26743.059999999998, "end": 26747.899999999998, "text": " Down to hop on CS go who's down to also hop on CS go though"}, {"start": 26755.18, "end": 26757.18, "text": " Martin bro"}, {"start": 26757.18, "end": 26760.24, "text": " Ah, he's playing with a Haskell and Aldo"}, {"start": 26761.98, "end": 26763.98, "text": " Minecraft with Aldo and Haskell"}, {"start": 26768.66, "end": 26772.56, "text": " 2k, I don't have it. I'll play 2k except the download 2k"}, {"start": 26774.420000000002, "end": 26779.62, "text": " Laze? Oh my god, bro. Oh my god"}, {"start": 26817.18, "end": 26828.78, "text": " save that shit on your face"}, {"start": 26828.78, "end": 26840.62, "text": " nobody fuck with me"}, {"start": 26840.62, "end": 26842.62, "text": " Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 26842.62, "end": 26844.62, "text": " Oh, you didn't need a..."}, {"start": 26847.62, "end": 26849.62, "text": " Bro, stop talking about my chain."}, {"start": 26849.62, "end": 26851.62, "text": " My shit don't even connect, bro."}, {"start": 26851.62, "end": 26853.62, "text": " My shit's growing."}, {"start": 26857.62, "end": 26859.62, "text": " Let it grow out, Seesco."}, {"start": 26867.62, "end": 26869.62, "text": " Seesco, Casey's."}, {"start": 26869.62, "end": 26871.62, "text": " just gave me video"}, {"start": 26871.62, "end": 26873.62, "text": " bro no i want a game bro"}, {"start": 26873.62, "end": 26875.62, "text": " i'm just playing i'm like i don't know how to see this game"}, {"start": 26877.62, "end": 26879.62, "text": " imma just play by myself bro"}, {"start": 26879.62, "end": 26881.62, "text": " no one wants to game with me fine bro"}, {"start": 26881.62, "end": 26883.62, "text": " i'll play by myself"}, {"start": 26885.62, "end": 26887.62, "text": " maybe i'll find a good lobby bro"}, {"start": 26887.62, "end": 26889.62, "text": " ybg"}, {"start": 26889.62, "end": 26891.62, "text": " ybg is driving home"}, {"start": 26891.62, "end": 26893.62, "text": " i'm genuinely a fucking loser"}, {"start": 26893.62, "end": 26895.62, "text": " playing by myself i might be a dj"}, {"start": 26895.62, "end": 26897.62, "text": " and just fucking buy cases and spin by myself"}, {"start": 26927.62, "end": 26934.62, "text": " Yes! I put the car in not sport mode and I started talking to the lighting and barely fucking somebody and I made it! I made it!"}, {"start": 26934.62, "end": 26937.62, "text": " Jack! I can't, I can't, I just wanted to say that."}, {"start": 26937.62, "end": 26940.62, "text": " My chat actually fucking disappeared bro."}, {"start": 26940.62, "end": 26942.62, "text": " I was, I was so happy."}, {"start": 26943.62, "end": 26946.62, "text": " He's watching a car driving video."}, {"start": 26948.62, "end": 26949.62, "text": " That's Ludwig."}, {"start": 26950.62, "end": 26952.62, "text": " I don't know how you think Dooku down for it?"}, {"start": 26952.62, "end": 26955.62, "text": " He's reacting to Dooku brought away in his car."}, {"start": 26955.62, "end": 26957.62, "text": " I know I'll be your man"}, {"start": 26957.62, "end": 26959.62, "text": " I'm gonna be your company"}, {"start": 26959.62, "end": 26961.62, "text": " But I had people playin' with us"}, {"start": 26961.62, "end": 26963.62, "text": " Don't fall with me, my man"}, {"start": 26963.62, "end": 26965.62, "text": " I'm sorry, can I feel his blood"}, {"start": 26965.62, "end": 26967.62, "text": " Can you run to D.P. with him instead"}, {"start": 26967.62, "end": 26969.62, "text": " He should be any better"}, {"start": 26969.62, "end": 26971.62, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 26971.62, "end": 26973.62, "text": " You know what the fuck this shit, bro"}, {"start": 26973.62, "end": 26975.62, "text": " I might as well open cases"}, {"start": 26975.62, "end": 26977.62, "text": " In place he has got"}, {"start": 26977.62, "end": 26979.62, "text": " Which cases should I get?"}, {"start": 26979.62, "end": 26981.62, "text": " I might as well get like 100 cases"}, {"start": 26985.62, "end": 26988.2, "text": " Oh my god, dreams and nightmares."}, {"start": 26988.2, "end": 26990.7, "text": " Wait, Hologini gloves, no chat."}, {"start": 26991.78, "end": 26994.16, "text": " Love case, how much is this shit?"}, {"start": 26997.7, "end": 27002.7, "text": " 17,000, oh my, look at that, bro."}, {"start": 27002.98, "end": 27005.02, "text": " Are you fucking the head, dawg?"}, {"start": 27005.98, "end": 27008.1, "text": " Are you fucking the head?"}, {"start": 27011.539999999997, "end": 27014.0, "text": " Oh, bro, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking,"}, {"start": 27014.0, "end": 27014.84, "text": " trade up?"}, {"start": 27015.62, "end": 27017.62, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, I'm out of your 10 years. How much is it?"}, {"start": 27022.62, "end": 27024.62, "text": " Yo, Lace!"}, {"start": 27032.62, "end": 27034.62, "text": " Yo, Lace, bro!"}, {"start": 27036.62, "end": 27038.62, "text": " Yo, you trying to hop on a game or not?"}, {"start": 27038.62, "end": 27043.62, "text": " Yo, Louise!"}, {"start": 27043.62, "end": 27046.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27046.62, "end": 27051.62, "text": " Are you dead ass?"}, {"start": 27051.62, "end": 27056.62, "text": " Aye, aye."}, {"start": 27056.62, "end": 27060.62, "text": " Two lies, what's the truth?"}, {"start": 27060.62, "end": 27065.62, "text": " Well, if you have to do something then..."}, {"start": 27065.62, "end": 27070.18, "text": " Wait, you gotta do some shit. What do you do shit? Yeah"}, {"start": 27073.66, "end": 27075.66, "text": " What's up"}, {"start": 27078.46, "end": 27083.42, "text": " Wait, so no one could have pulled me to the side and then my yo"}, {"start": 27087.94, "end": 27090.82, "text": " Okay, I heard you that I see I see wait what"}, {"start": 27091.94, "end": 27093.94, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 27095.62, "end": 27096.82, "text": " You got 2K yet?"}, {"start": 27096.82, "end": 27099.62, "text": " Nah, I was gonna hop on the next, my next stream."}, {"start": 27101.32, "end": 27104.719999999998, "text": " Hop on your next, oh, oh yeah, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 27104.719999999998, "end": 27107.059999999998, "text": " You gotta play Halloween when that game comes out,"}, {"start": 27107.059999999998, "end": 27107.899999999998, "text": " game go ahead."}, {"start": 27109.02, "end": 27110.059999999998, "text": " I know, bro."}, {"start": 27110.059999999998, "end": 27110.899999999998, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 27110.899999999998, "end": 27112.1, "text": " No one's on 2K, I'll be honest,"}, {"start": 27112.1, "end": 27114.02, "text": " I'm probably gonna hop on, do the face scan,"}, {"start": 27114.02, "end": 27117.059999999998, "text": " laugh at the face scan, play maybe a game of park,"}, {"start": 27117.059999999998, "end": 27118.8, "text": " and they probably gonna be playing 2K again."}, {"start": 27118.8, "end": 27119.8, "text": " Usually, I guess."}, {"start": 27120.8, "end": 27121.64, "text": " Yeah, typical."}, {"start": 27122.539999999997, "end": 27124.44, "text": " All right, well, maybe I'll see you around"}, {"start": 27124.440000000002, "end": 27129.960000000003, "text": " in the house yeah bro hey maybe I'll see you around bro all right see you"}, {"start": 27129.960000000003, "end": 27133.760000000002, "text": " then see you peace yeah"}, {"start": 27135.440000000002, "end": 27139.600000000002, "text": " nobody wants to game with me chat so I guess I'll play on myself but am I"}, {"start": 27139.600000000002, "end": 27145.160000000003, "text": " really moving myself I'm going with the chat no"}, {"start": 27145.16, "end": 27156.68, "text": " It's okay, well I'll play with you all chat."}, {"start": 27156.68, "end": 27157.68, "text": " I'm purchasing."}, {"start": 27157.68, "end": 27163.68, "text": " Lacy, Lacy's not playing CSGO bro, he's not a gamer."}, {"start": 27163.68, "end": 27164.84, "text": " He's hopping on fucking 2K."}, {"start": 27164.84, "end": 27166.84, "text": " Bro, he doesn't fucking fly!"}, {"start": 27166.84, "end": 27168.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27178.48, "end": 27183.02, "text": " Asked a lot of wig oh, but they weren't fun was like oh you my gift is bro"}, {"start": 27184.6, "end": 27187.76, "text": " And what we just did a fucking see you school marathon"}, {"start": 27194.44, "end": 27196.44, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 27196.84, "end": 27206.18, "text": " All right, bro, maybe I'm about to queue into a game with my future best friend, chat."}, {"start": 27206.18, "end": 27208.06, "text": " Who fucking knows?"}, {"start": 27208.06, "end": 27210.16, "text": " Let's just hop on, bro."}, {"start": 27210.16, "end": 27214.72, "text": " Solo queueing CSGO by myself."}, {"start": 27214.72, "end": 27224.44, "text": " One death equals one blinker, chat."}, {"start": 27224.44, "end": 27226.18, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 27226.18, "end": 27229.52, "text": " Just fucking kidding, I'm not doing this shit again, bro."}, {"start": 27229.52, "end": 27232.04, "text": " Not in this, genuinely, like, that was bad."}, {"start": 27235.46, "end": 27236.8, "text": " No, I'm not playing that."}, {"start": 27243.56, "end": 27245.04, "text": " Let me buy more cases, bro."}, {"start": 27245.04, "end": 27247.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna buy more, I'm gonna buy more cases."}, {"start": 27247.920000000002, "end": 27249.760000000002, "text": " Think of a big deal."}, {"start": 27249.760000000002, "end": 27251.16, "text": " I need to fill something."}, {"start": 27256.18, "end": 27284.18, "text": " That is not even anything rare, that's literally not, that's no one's house."}, {"start": 27284.18, "end": 27286.18, "text": " check Twitter"}, {"start": 27286.18, "end": 27288.18, "text": " stop don't say that"}, {"start": 27288.18, "end": 27290.18, "text": " don't say that, don't say that, don't say that"}, {"start": 27290.18, "end": 27292.18, "text": " also how long does it take for this game to"}, {"start": 27292.18, "end": 27294.18, "text": " fucking"}, {"start": 27294.18, "end": 27296.18, "text": " pop cute"}, {"start": 27306.18, "end": 27308.18, "text": " okay here we go"}, {"start": 27310.18, "end": 27312.18, "text": " I just spent 200, 400 bucks"}, {"start": 27312.18, "end": 27315.18, "text": " on 10 cases. What is wrong with me, January Bear?"}, {"start": 27320.18, "end": 27323.18, "text": " Wait, do people make Premiere competitive on this game?"}, {"start": 27327.18, "end": 27330.18, "text": " Did you drink chocolate milk? Clean your lip, buddy."}, {"start": 27330.18, "end": 27332.18, "text": " Kill yourself, dog."}, {"start": 27335.18, "end": 27337.18, "text": " Premiere?"}, {"start": 27342.18, "end": 27346.18, "text": " Premier face of it, that kind of..."}, {"start": 27346.18, "end": 27348.18, "text": " Caso's calling."}, {"start": 27348.18, "end": 27350.18, "text": " Game's dead."}, {"start": 27350.18, "end": 27352.18, "text": " Face it only."}, {"start": 27352.18, "end": 27354.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 27354.18, "end": 27356.18, "text": " Play with Caso."}, {"start": 27356.18, "end": 27358.18, "text": " I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask you to ask."}, {"start": 27358.18, "end": 27360.18, "text": " Aw, look at the wrap, bruh."}, {"start": 27360.18, "end": 27362.18, "text": " Oh, too late."}, {"start": 27362.18, "end": 27364.18, "text": " Here we go, bruh."}, {"start": 27364.18, "end": 27366.18, "text": " Let's fucking go!"}, {"start": 27366.18, "end": 27370.18, "text": " I actually missed the copy on this game, bruh."}, {"start": 27370.18, "end": 27373.5, "text": " This is my most played game, by the way, ever of all time."}, {"start": 27373.5, "end": 27375.3, "text": " Actually, it might be Rust."}, {"start": 27375.3, "end": 27376.14, "text": " Might be Rust."}, {"start": 27376.14, "end": 27377.66, "text": " Actually, I think it's just go."}, {"start": 27381.54, "end": 27382.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 27400.18, "end": 27402.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27430.18, "end": 27432.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27460.18, "end": 27462.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27490.18, "end": 27492.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27520.18, "end": 27522.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27550.18, "end": 27552.18, "text": " You"}, {"start": 27570.06, "end": 27573.14, "text": " One top of the box or a b a site"}, {"start": 27573.14, "end": 27584.38, "text": " What the go to be a comms bro just got it what the fuck is a to be site"}, {"start": 27584.38, "end": 27589.5, "text": " die I'm just trying I'm trying to come okay you can you give me something at"}, {"start": 27589.5, "end": 27596.54, "text": " least please man I didn't even know that on site yeah watch your fucking mouth"}, {"start": 27596.54, "end": 27599.46, "text": " Got my fuck yeah"}, {"start": 27621.5, "end": 27623.5, "text": " Let's just win, please"}, {"start": 27626.54, "end": 27633.54, "text": " especially you're actually good at games I don't think you're a dog shit"}, {"start": 27644.54, "end": 27646.54, "text": " I am good at games"}, {"start": 27646.54, "end": 27648.54, "text": " about a song"}, {"start": 27648.54, "end": 27650.54, "text": " about a song"}, {"start": 27650.54, "end": 27652.54, "text": " what the fuck down"}, {"start": 27656.54, "end": 27671.38, "text": " come on come on bro what they go saying"}, {"start": 27671.38, "end": 27677.38, "text": " I'm gonna be a fucking demon, bro."}, {"start": 27677.38, "end": 27682.38, "text": " Oh my god, I'm back, bro."}, {"start": 27682.38, "end": 27683.38, "text": " Quick, open."}, {"start": 27683.38, "end": 27686.38, "text": " One more, one more, one more."}, {"start": 27686.38, "end": 27689.38, "text": " Oh, fuck me, man."}, {"start": 27689.38, "end": 27691.38, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 27691.38, "end": 27696.38, "text": " Nothing, nothing good."}, {"start": 27696.38, "end": 27698.38, "text": " Reloads are different now."}, {"start": 27698.38, "end": 27699.38, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 27729.38, "end": 27731.38, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 27738.3, "end": 27740.3, "text": " Hey, we you spectator"}, {"start": 27759.38, "end": 27761.440000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27789.38, "end": 27791.440000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27819.38, "end": 27821.440000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27849.38, "end": 27851.440000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27879.38, "end": 27881.440000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27909.38, "end": 27925.24, "text": " No, don't abandon you guys we can still win"}, {"start": 27931.74, "end": 27935.940000000002, "text": " So guys what do y'all like to do for fun besides playing CSGO of course oh"}, {"start": 27935.940000000002, "end": 27940.38, "text": " Oh fuck that's on me. Oh, God. I didn't mean to do that"}, {"start": 27957.820000000003, "end": 27962.54, "text": " How it reloads different wait, I just dropped the whole mag bro fuck"}, {"start": 27965.940000000002, "end": 27973.620000000003, "text": " That's how it's different. Oh my god"}, {"start": 27977.780000000002, "end": 27981.300000000003, "text": " Got a huge flank coming on the B site just wait on me"}, {"start": 27981.3, "end": 27987.3, "text": " Yes daddy, our house has been planted."}, {"start": 27987.3, "end": 28003.3, "text": " So no one's going to tell me it's on it."}, {"start": 28003.3, "end": 28003.8, "text": " Watch mine."}, {"start": 28008.8, "end": 28009.8, "text": " It's close to right."}, {"start": 28011.3, "end": 28012.3, "text": " Looks like..."}, {"start": 28013.8, "end": 28014.8, "text": " ...nice."}, {"start": 28015.8, "end": 28016.8, "text": " What's up with the fuser?"}, {"start": 28017.3, "end": 28018.8, "text": " I RUNNED THE FUSER!"}, {"start": 28020.8, "end": 28021.8, "text": " Jesus..."}, {"start": 28022.8, "end": 28023.8, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 28026.8, "end": 28027.8, "text": " Bro, why would you..."}, {"start": 28028.3, "end": 28030.8, "text": " YOU HAD A FUSER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"}, {"start": 28033.3, "end": 28043.3, "text": " LB bro come on man you hide that bro, you getting briefed"}, {"start": 28043.3, "end": 28051.3, "text": " one case maybe for good luck"}, {"start": 28051.3, "end": 28060.3, "text": " oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I don't have money, I have no money"}, {"start": 28060.3, "end": 28062.3, "text": " I have no money!"}, {"start": 28074.38, "end": 28076.38, "text": " Why, bro? What is my team doing?"}, {"start": 28090.3, "end": 28092.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28096.899999999998, "end": 28098.899999999998, "text": " Saw you I saw you peak me"}, {"start": 28098.9, "end": 28100.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28114.06, "end": 28121.9, "text": " I'm genuinely a fucking demon man. I'm genuinely real I'm moving different right now. What's that? Okay?"}, {"start": 28128.9, "end": 28133.9, "text": " Oh fuck, I just smoked for him."}, {"start": 28133.9, "end": 28135.9, "text": " Wow, bro."}, {"start": 28135.9, "end": 28150.9, "text": " Hey, can you not ask the question, what rank is this?"}, {"start": 28150.9, "end": 28152.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28159.9, "end": 28163.9, "text": " Wait, can I ask a question? What rank is this?"}, {"start": 28167.9, "end": 28170.100000000002, "text": " 10,000 10,000 well, so like"}, {"start": 28171.9, "end": 28173.9, "text": " That matter good"}, {"start": 28173.9, "end": 28183.9, "text": " It's too weak to be 2k."}, {"start": 28183.9, "end": 28189.9, "text": " 2k is like gold."}, {"start": 28189.9, "end": 28196.9, "text": " I don't even know what that means, dude."}, {"start": 28196.9, "end": 28201.9, "text": " 8 clear."}, {"start": 28201.9, "end": 28211.9, "text": " No, genuinely, these kids are ass."}, {"start": 28211.9, "end": 28217.9, "text": " These kids are so butt."}, {"start": 28217.9, "end": 28219.9, "text": " This game is easy."}, {"start": 28219.9, "end": 28221.9, "text": " They don't give it easy"}, {"start": 28234.9, "end": 28236.9, "text": " Anyone give me one give me one give me one give me one"}, {"start": 28239.300000000003, "end": 28242.460000000003, "text": " See yes way easier than Val. I don't think that's true at all"}, {"start": 28245.460000000003, "end": 28247.460000000003, "text": " I don't think that's true"}, {"start": 28249.9, "end": 28251.9, "text": " 100% of the order that C.S.G.O."}, {"start": 28255.4, "end": 28257.4, "text": " Let me destroy you."}, {"start": 28257.4, "end": 28263.4, "text": " Let me get a Captain Marathon to hit gold on C.S.G.O."}, {"start": 28263.4, "end": 28266.4, "text": " My identity is the definition of dog shit."}, {"start": 28266.4, "end": 28291.4, "text": " I need one. I need one."}, {"start": 28296.4, "end": 28304.600000000002, "text": " no genuinely this is this is so easy bro this is so easy bro I could literally"}, {"start": 28304.600000000002, "end": 28309.0, "text": " play with my fucking two left feet"}, {"start": 28326.4, "end": 28339.280000000002, "text": " I literally pushed mid every single time. I think I can get a ace"}, {"start": 28348.68, "end": 28354.72, "text": " Why am I jumping why am I jumping bro my jump is on a scroll wheel and I fucking slammed my mouse"}, {"start": 28354.72, "end": 28356.72, "text": " I could have killed him there"}, {"start": 28357.940000000002, "end": 28359.940000000002, "text": " Fuck him ass"}, {"start": 28369.64, "end": 28372.36, "text": " Why is your jump on scroll wheel? That's how I know you're a bot, bro"}, {"start": 28373.2, "end": 28376.7, "text": " Your jump is just on scroll wheel on Valiant or Seasgoe, you're a bot"}, {"start": 28376.7, "end": 28386.54, "text": " There's no way I just spent $400 on some cases and genuinely got straight blues."}, {"start": 28386.54, "end": 28392.54, "text": " Wow, what a waste of fucking money."}, {"start": 28392.54, "end": 28394.18, "text": " Waste of money."}, {"start": 28394.18, "end": 28395.18, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 28395.18, "end": 28396.18, "text": " Because this is the goal."}, {"start": 28396.18, "end": 28397.18, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 28397.18, "end": 28399.18, "text": " Two one"}, {"start": 28415.98, "end": 28422.06, "text": " Bro, we're winning 4v5 this is so sad this is so sad"}, {"start": 28422.06, "end": 28435.140000000003, "text": " Who would be five play that y'all we have a bad news"}, {"start": 28435.140000000003, "end": 28444.02, "text": " Oh, I'm with whatever man. I'm just the end of it. I'm what six hours in no now be good"}, {"start": 28444.02, "end": 28451.460000000003, "text": " I'm with whatever bro. I'm enjoying CS go right now"}, {"start": 28452.06, "end": 28455.06, "text": " I just wish I had friends, bro."}, {"start": 28455.06, "end": 28458.06, "text": " I'm not friends with my game right now."}, {"start": 28458.06, "end": 28462.06, "text": " Wow, wow!"}, {"start": 28462.06, "end": 28467.06, "text": " This guy has never hit that shot in his life!"}, {"start": 28467.06, "end": 28470.06, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 28470.06, "end": 28473.06, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 28474.06, "end": 28478.06, "text": " Never hit that shot in his life."}, {"start": 28478.06, "end": 28480.06, "text": " some"}, {"start": 28484.100000000002, "end": 28487.420000000002, "text": " League I'll believe ex you see want to play league"}, {"start": 28489.58, "end": 28495.58, "text": " Bro, why I'm in a mode of wow what a lucky what a lucky Spray chaser and what a lucky shot"}, {"start": 28499.120000000003, "end": 28501.120000000003, "text": " What's up a bullshit knife is that"}, {"start": 28502.140000000003, "end": 28504.22, "text": " Shit look like a what is that?"}, {"start": 28504.22, "end": 28508.22, "text": " What is that? Is that a new knife? What is that? Is that ugly?"}, {"start": 28510.22, "end": 28511.22, "text": " Navaja?"}, {"start": 28515.22, "end": 28518.22, "text": " We're good off league, how about Overwatch 2?"}, {"start": 28519.22, "end": 28520.22, "text": " Oh, holy fuck."}, {"start": 28520.22, "end": 28530.22, "text": " I think he's going to think."}, {"start": 28530.22, "end": 28533.22, "text": " Has anyone hit two golds back to hack before?"}, {"start": 28533.22, "end": 28536.22, "text": " Is that even possible?"}, {"start": 28536.22, "end": 28539.22, "text": " There's no way we still won this round."}, {"start": 28539.22, "end": 28541.22, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 28541.22, "end": 28543.22, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 28543.22, "end": 28548.22, "text": " That feeling must have been generous, you know?"}, {"start": 28548.22, "end": 28554.38, "text": " Pickle did that guys is on B"}, {"start": 28567.780000000002, "end": 28570.260000000002, "text": " No way bro, please just win oh"}, {"start": 28571.38, "end": 28577.620000000003, "text": " This guy's so as you can tell by his cross here in a sense. Oh my god. I'm actually in bronze luck"}, {"start": 28577.62, "end": 28579.62, "text": " Yo bro, you gotta push him."}, {"start": 28591.62, "end": 28593.62, "text": " That's all good guys."}, {"start": 28593.62, "end": 28595.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28605.739999999998, "end": 28609.62, "text": " Wish we come to more you know, I feel like we could have posted by three ops"}, {"start": 28609.62, "end": 28611.62, "text": " What is wrong with us?"}, {"start": 28623.059999999998, "end": 28625.059999999998, "text": " Damn that's how you feel"}, {"start": 28633.86, "end": 28635.86, "text": " God we're up cheesy"}, {"start": 28635.86, "end": 28648.74, "text": " What are up cheese in dude?"}, {"start": 28648.74, "end": 28649.74, "text": " You look like a girl."}, {"start": 28649.74, "end": 28651.74, "text": " Do I look like a girl?"}, {"start": 28651.74, "end": 28652.74, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 28652.74, "end": 28653.74, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 28653.74, "end": 28654.74, "text": " Dude, this guy is spamming."}, {"start": 28654.74, "end": 28655.74, "text": " I was a girl with y'all."}, {"start": 28655.74, "end": 28656.74, "text": " Y'all going or no?"}, {"start": 28656.74, "end": 28658.74, "text": " Dude this guy's spinning"}, {"start": 28660.06, "end": 28663.02, "text": " I was a girl job y'all going or no"}, {"start": 28672.140000000003, "end": 28674.140000000003, "text": " My mouth's part of shit"}, {"start": 28676.86, "end": 28679.34, "text": " Well my game sense is so good"}, {"start": 28679.34, "end": 28689.34, "text": " If I was a girl, my policy would have been fucked up, man."}, {"start": 28689.34, "end": 28691.34, "text": " Genuinely."}, {"start": 28691.34, "end": 28702.34, "text": " Let's keep going, though, guys."}, {"start": 28702.34, "end": 28705.34, "text": " What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 28705.34, "end": 28707.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 28708.34, "end": 28710.34, "text": " And it goes in the chat"}, {"start": 28725.82, "end": 28727.82, "text": " Jumping jumping jumping jumping"}, {"start": 28737.34, "end": 28750.54, "text": " I feel like different, bro."}, {"start": 28750.54, "end": 28756.18, "text": " No, look behind you, weep!"}, {"start": 28756.18, "end": 28758.22, "text": " Good shot, bro."}, {"start": 28758.22, "end": 28762.74, "text": " Bro, that mustache makes you look like you're 18 again."}, {"start": 28762.74, "end": 28764.74, "text": " What? It's supposed to do the opposite, bro."}, {"start": 28769.74, "end": 28771.74, "text": " No way, no way, it doesn't."}, {"start": 28771.74, "end": 28774.74, "text": " Actually, you look hideous."}, {"start": 28779.74, "end": 28783.74, "text": " Hey, we bro, good shit, man."}, {"start": 28786.74, "end": 28789.74, "text": " What's your PCS? Go to number four."}, {"start": 28789.74, "end": 28800.74, "text": " I'm honestly not that good I'm pretty low weights"}, {"start": 28800.74, "end": 28809.74, "text": " I need a heart out I need a heart out I need a movie I need a movie"}, {"start": 28809.74, "end": 28811.74, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 28814.06, "end": 28816.06, "text": " I need a movie"}, {"start": 28821.54, "end": 28825.86, "text": " No one's watching it. Okay. Let's watch the mid. Okay. Oh"}, {"start": 28827.620000000003, "end": 28829.820000000003, "text": " I'm gonna push me. It's only gonna push me to three"}, {"start": 28834.5, "end": 28838.940000000002, "text": " I'm genuinely like my game sense is out of this fucking world"}, {"start": 28839.74, "end": 28853.86, "text": " I'm about to burst the fuck out of this kid oh my goodness bro"}, {"start": 28853.86, "end": 28861.04, "text": " I'm on my gamership."}, {"start": 28861.04, "end": 28862.04, "text": " Lacey calling."}, {"start": 28862.04, "end": 28863.04, "text": " Who's that, bro?"}, {"start": 28863.04, "end": 28864.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 28864.04, "end": 28865.04, "text": " Calling?"}, {"start": 28865.04, "end": 28866.04, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 28866.04, "end": 28867.04, "text": " Not me?"}, {"start": 28867.04, "end": 28868.98, "text": " Tell him call me on Discord, bro."}, {"start": 28868.98, "end": 28869.98, "text": " On my phone?"}, {"start": 28869.98, "end": 28870.98, "text": " Oh, that's it."}, {"start": 28870.98, "end": 28879.32, "text": " I'm through the black bag."}, {"start": 28879.32, "end": 28895.56, "text": " Wow lucky ass headshot. What's up bro? Dude I don't have the game installed but next"}, {"start": 28895.56, "end": 28907.44, "text": " time I'm gonna download after our end stream. Bro, bro, bro. Yeah but I can't download"}, {"start": 28907.440000000002, "end": 28915.04, "text": " and it starts at the same time I mean I can't download it and stream at the"}, {"start": 28915.04, "end": 28917.440000000002, "text": " same time"}, {"start": 28920.440000000002, "end": 28925.160000000003, "text": " oh god I'm about to hop on 2k and do my face skin I gotta get that I gotta do"}, {"start": 28925.160000000003, "end": 28930.960000000003, "text": " that yeah but J don't J me bro cuz you better I'm out of"}, {"start": 28930.96, "end": 28932.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28935.36, "end": 28937.36, "text": " Don't J me"}, {"start": 28945.6, "end": 28947.84, "text": " Oh, so you're telling me you're not hopping on 2k again. Oh"}, {"start": 28949.68, "end": 28952.879999999997, "text": " Because tomorrow you're doing the oh tomorrow"}, {"start": 28952.88, "end": 28960.08, "text": " do the thing bro the thing is though I'm hopping on 2k download 20 minutes then I"}, {"start": 28960.08, "end": 28963.440000000002, "text": " gotta get my character okay that's another 10 minutes then I gotta do the"}, {"start": 28963.440000000002, "end": 28973.04, "text": " face game that's another 30 minutes bro like this is you know my shit today"}, {"start": 28973.04, "end": 28975.04, "text": " Hey, what the shit got put in today?"}, {"start": 28976.72, "end": 28979.52, "text": " Bro, and you're distracting me, and you're fucking letting me die, you know?"}, {"start": 28979.52, "end": 28981.52, "text": " I'm not getting fucking hit, I'm just here."}, {"start": 28982.16, "end": 28983.52, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 28993.600000000002, "end": 28995.600000000002, "text": " What's that laugh, bro? Just..."}, {"start": 28995.600000000002, "end": 29005.600000000002, "text": " Get the Elzin bro, get him out man."}, {"start": 29005.600000000002, "end": 29017.24, "text": " Get the Elzin bro, yeah get him in."}, {"start": 29017.24, "end": 29021.840000000004, "text": " Lacey's leaving core, nice, nice."}, {"start": 29021.84, "end": 29028.84, "text": " Yep, get it, yep."}, {"start": 29028.84, "end": 29043.84, "text": " I need a movie, I need a movie."}, {"start": 29043.84, "end": 29046.84, "text": " I'll get rid of the bomb."}, {"start": 29046.84, "end": 29048.14, "text": " I'm going to try to connect."}, {"start": 29048.14, "end": 29051.5, "text": " Hey, chap, bro, I will be copying the run method,"}, {"start": 29051.5, "end": 29053.54, "text": " leaving core vlog probably next month"}, {"start": 29053.54, "end": 29058.26, "text": " because Ron just did it when I go back to army."}, {"start": 29058.26, "end": 29059.74, "text": " Just be on the look after that."}, {"start": 29063.24, "end": 29063.74, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 29073.84, "end": 29082.68, "text": " I guess you vlog in you know what I want to vlog I want to get my parents out"}, {"start": 29082.68, "end": 29091.28, "text": " of here come on, come on, come on. I don't want to have that fucking cinematic ass fucking losing tune."}, {"start": 29091.28, "end": 29097.2, "text": " I'm gonna vlog my dad driving my new car. I think I'm gonna fly my parents out here for like a week."}, {"start": 29097.2, "end": 29102.72, "text": " Yo Garcia, give it a take, get thee. I think that'd be generational, that'd be so funny."}, {"start": 29102.72, "end": 29109.620000000003, "text": " Maybe maybe streaming nah, nah, I'll probably do a little video"}, {"start": 29112.620000000003, "end": 29119.280000000002, "text": " Vlogging more just I do a little Japan blog. I'll probably do a little little blog log in Japan"}, {"start": 29126.2, "end": 29132.16, "text": " I do need a blog more bro, honestly, I need to be more like well rounded creator"}, {"start": 29132.72, "end": 29138.440000000002, "text": " everything do everything I want to do everything like I'm so fucking hungry I"}, {"start": 29138.440000000002, "end": 29145.4, "text": " want to do everything bro I just got away YouTube video"}, {"start": 29162.72, "end": 29169.72, "text": " 1v5, all of this in my corner, I'm trivling down a corner."}, {"start": 29169.72, "end": 29176.72, "text": " Oh, I hope this doesn't, there's a free kill over here."}, {"start": 29176.72, "end": 29180.72, "text": " Let's see, I got a clear."}, {"start": 29180.72, "end": 29184.72, "text": " Okay, gonna break the vent here so he thinks that, nope, that's already broken."}, {"start": 29184.72, "end": 29187.72, "text": " 30 seconds left, need to make a play quick."}, {"start": 29187.72, "end": 29190.72, "text": " Need to make a play quick."}, {"start": 29190.72, "end": 29196.08, "text": " uh losing too much hp here losing too much hp you go"}, {"start": 29196.08, "end": 29199.440000000002, "text": " alright make a move, make a move, make a move"}, {"start": 29220.72, "end": 29222.780000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 29250.72, "end": 29252.72, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 29264.2, "end": 29266.2, "text": " Can you see me?"}, {"start": 29266.2, "end": 29268.2, "text": " Let me hear no"}, {"start": 29277.58, "end": 29282.62, "text": " Unfortunately brother our power just went out bro. We have no fucking Wi-Fi"}, {"start": 29284.32, "end": 29286.32, "text": " You guys see this shit"}, {"start": 29286.34, "end": 29287.600000000002, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 29287.600000000002, "end": 29289.08, "text": " No Wi-Fi"}, {"start": 29289.08, "end": 29295.32, "text": " Not actually though. No, I was genuinely about a clutch that shit too. What the fuck bro?"}, {"start": 29296.2, "end": 29305.100000000002, "text": " What the fuck what the fuck no Wi-Fi no bit rate no bit rate no Wi-Fi"}, {"start": 29309.4, "end": 29317.34, "text": " I'm about to go to Lacey. I'm about to go Lacey bro. What the fuck oh my gosh"}, {"start": 29322.2, "end": 29324.2, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 29326.2, "end": 29339.08, "text": " dude no wi-fi no power no ac like come on bro"}, {"start": 29339.08, "end": 29341.08, "text": " God"}, {"start": 29346.800000000003, "end": 29348.800000000003, "text": " You have to slide off right?"}, {"start": 29349.440000000002, "end": 29351.440000000002, "text": " Yo, I see"}, {"start": 29353.2, "end": 29356.56, "text": " Oh my god, bro, you're walking"}, {"start": 29357.920000000002, "end": 29359.920000000002, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 29359.920000000002, "end": 29367.160000000003, "text": " Dude, what the fuck is this fucking evil ass house dude? Oh, this is my first time seeing you walk bro. This is crazy"}, {"start": 29369.08, "end": 29371.08, "text": " Yeah, there's no Wi-Fi, so..."}, {"start": 29371.88, "end": 29373.08, "text": " My fuse blew."}, {"start": 29373.480000000003, "end": 29375.08, "text": " Yeah, my shit blew up too."}, {"start": 29375.480000000003, "end": 29377.68, "text": " You have Wi-Fi or no? I have no Wi-Fi, bro."}, {"start": 29377.68, "end": 29379.08, "text": " Now, genuinely, let me go straight."}, {"start": 29379.08, "end": 29380.280000000002, "text": " We got no Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 29380.280000000002, "end": 29383.08, "text": " You can't even... They can't even see us right now."}, {"start": 29383.08, "end": 29384.480000000003, "text": " You have to walk back, bro."}, {"start": 29384.480000000003, "end": 29386.68, "text": " Let's go backwards. There's no Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 29386.68, "end": 29387.68, "text": " See, now there's Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 29387.68, "end": 29390.480000000003, "text": " So, look at the straight. We have no Wi-Fi, bro."}, {"start": 29390.480000000003, "end": 29392.08, "text": " We got no Internet."}, {"start": 29392.08, "end": 29393.88, "text": " We got no AC."}, {"start": 29393.88, "end": 29395.480000000003, "text": " Now, we got no power."}, {"start": 29395.48, "end": 29399.8, "text": " And don't forget that fucked up ass haircut you got you got that too"}, {"start": 29411.88, "end": 29413.88, "text": " Are you back"}, {"start": 29417.64, "end": 29422.82, "text": " I know I wrote what just happened wait you see mobile to know on this"}, {"start": 29425.48, "end": 29427.48, "text": " I should blow up."}, {"start": 29427.48, "end": 29429.48, "text": " Maybe another card break."}, {"start": 29429.48, "end": 29431.48, "text": " Internet."}, {"start": 29431.48, "end": 29433.48, "text": " Internet."}, {"start": 29433.48, "end": 29435.48, "text": " My chat stopped moving."}, {"start": 29435.48, "end": 29437.48, "text": " My chat stopped moving a long time ago."}, {"start": 29437.48, "end": 29439.48, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 29439.48, "end": 29441.48, "text": " I think we're back."}, {"start": 29441.48, "end": 29443.48, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 29443.48, "end": 29445.48, "text": " So what do you better do?"}, {"start": 29445.48, "end": 29447.48, "text": " I was about to hop on 2K."}, {"start": 29447.48, "end": 29449.48, "text": " Why don't you spin me L's?"}, {"start": 29449.48, "end": 29451.48, "text": " Why don't you spin me L's in your shirt?"}, {"start": 29451.48, "end": 29453.48, "text": " L?"}, {"start": 29453.48, "end": 29458.48, "text": " bro we should uh... we should slime out frank"}, {"start": 29458.48, "end": 29460.48, "text": " maybe he'll tent the windows"}, {"start": 29460.48, "end": 29463.48, "text": " we'll get better internet connection here"}, {"start": 29463.48, "end": 29466.48, "text": " well I will hop on 2k bro"}, {"start": 29466.48, "end": 29468.48, "text": " I was about to clutch on seas go"}, {"start": 29468.48, "end": 29471.48, "text": " I was 1v5 I was about to kill everybody"}, {"start": 29471.48, "end": 29473.48, "text": " bro I can't"}, {"start": 29473.48, "end": 29476.48, "text": " I'm on 2k I'm in 93 overall already"}, {"start": 29476.48, "end": 29479.48, "text": " how bro just pay to win that game"}, {"start": 29479.48, "end": 29481.48, "text": " I was riding in Cabo"}, {"start": 29481.48, "end": 29483.48, "text": " How is that bro? A little Mexican church?"}, {"start": 29483.48, "end": 29487.48, "text": " I was at his grinding and comp, also getting badges and shit, playing my career."}, {"start": 29487.48, "end": 29489.48, "text": " So you bought your peace file in the compound?"}, {"start": 29489.48, "end": 29490.48, "text": " Yeah, I'm a 93-year-old."}, {"start": 29490.48, "end": 29492.48, "text": " That's crazy bro. That's..."}, {"start": 29492.48, "end": 29494.48, "text": " Late night? Late night?"}, {"start": 29494.48, "end": 29497.48, "text": " Literally, bro, it's okay. 4am up, playing my career."}, {"start": 29497.48, "end": 29499.48, "text": " 4am? Yes."}, {"start": 29499.48, "end": 29501.48, "text": " Download it?"}, {"start": 29501.48, "end": 29502.48, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 29502.48, "end": 29504.48, "text": " It would have been done by now. That's the craziest part."}, {"start": 29504.48, "end": 29508.48, "text": " I don't want to have to put a power fucker in my house. I don't even know if my PC has Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 29508.48, "end": 29510.48, "text": " No, it definitely doesn't."}, {"start": 29510.48, "end": 29512.88, "text": " All right, bro. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go look."}, {"start": 29514.32, "end": 29516.32, "text": " I'm not buying my 2K account."}, {"start": 29531.52, "end": 29533.52, "text": " Save that, chop that shit, stop on it."}, {"start": 29537.36, "end": 29538.36, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 29540.48, "end": 29553.399999999998, "text": " No, we can't stream. No, what? No. Starting the output failed, please check the log. No,"}, {"start": 29553.399999999998, "end": 29558.92, "text": " if you are using the N-venc, what AMD encoders make sure- I've never seen that. What does"}, {"start": 29558.92, "end": 29566.88, "text": " that even mean? I don't know what that means. That's deep, bro. At least I got an N-stream,"}, {"start": 29566.88, "end": 29571.88, "text": " No way I got an instrument you can't sleep."}, {"start": 29571.88, "end": 29574.88, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 29574.88, "end": 29576.88, "text": " No bro!"}, {"start": 29576.88, "end": 29579.88, "text": " Let me try to breathe a little bit okay."}, {"start": 29579.88, "end": 29581.88, "text": " Really, yes."}, {"start": 29581.88, "end": 29584.88, "text": " Get that skin mark off your lip."}, {"start": 29584.88, "end": 29587.88, "text": " How does Frank break my stream?"}, {"start": 29596.88, "end": 29601.04, "text": " are you okay"}, {"start": 29601.04, "end": 29605.2, "text": " where's it back are you back oh I just crashed again"}, {"start": 29605.2, "end": 29610.16, "text": " nooo bro no"}, {"start": 29610.16, "end": 29614.32, "text": " it just crashed again nooo bro wait what"}, {"start": 29614.32, "end": 29616.64, "text": " wait why is there a chance for them to W's"}, {"start": 29616.64, "end": 29620.64, "text": " why is there a chance for them to W's"}, {"start": 29620.64, "end": 29624.72, "text": " okay wait what happened"}, {"start": 29624.72, "end": 29627.58, "text": " you just disabled"}, {"start": 29627.58, "end": 29631.32, "text": " if you don't want to stream but just say that"}, {"start": 29631.32, "end": 29634.940000000002, "text": " uh... just say that"}, {"start": 29634.940000000002, "end": 29638.5, "text": " the real sports streamer of the year in the play 2k"}, {"start": 29638.5, "end": 29645.98, "text": " do you have enough hours are you eligible for that game"}, {"start": 29645.98, "end": 29647.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29654.34, "end": 29660.579999999998, "text": " So Iroh watch parties work. Yes watch parties and IRL counts for this year. He said coverage counts now"}, {"start": 29660.86, "end": 29666.1, "text": " So it's not just gaming. What about speed work? Oh, I know I know I know you got my ball"}, {"start": 29666.1, "end": 29671.04, "text": " You can only get nominated for a few for a couple categories. Yeah, I'm in here for two. Yes. Yeah. Oh"}, {"start": 29671.94, "end": 29673.94, "text": " Should get nominated for a rail"}, {"start": 29673.940000000002, "end": 29677.940000000002, "text": " So, so she's doing it for two categories you can get out of here."}, {"start": 29677.940000000002, "end": 29678.940000000002, "text": " I feel like that's kind of..."}, {"start": 29678.940000000002, "end": 29683.940000000002, "text": " Well, some are excluded, like dual of the year, series, marathon, that's just excluded from it."}, {"start": 29683.940000000002, "end": 29684.940000000002, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 29685.940000000002, "end": 29687.940000000002, "text": " Alright, well, you got my vote, bro."}, {"start": 29687.940000000002, "end": 29688.940000000002, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 29688.940000000002, "end": 29689.940000000002, "text": " No, I got you, okay."}, {"start": 29689.940000000002, "end": 29692.940000000002, "text": " I voted you for the best marathon."}, {"start": 29692.940000000002, "end": 29693.940000000002, "text": " Highland?"}, {"start": 29693.940000000002, "end": 29694.940000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 29694.940000000002, "end": 29695.940000000002, "text": " Or are you a part of that?"}, {"start": 29695.940000000002, "end": 29700.940000000002, "text": " I know, but that marathon, if that, I'm not kidding it, that does not win best marathons actually, like in season."}, {"start": 29700.940000000002, "end": 29702.940000000002, "text": " Well, there's been a lot of marathons for sure."}, {"start": 29702.940000000002, "end": 29707.940000000002, "text": " No, like who stayed on an island for seven days with bum bites drinking their own piss,"}, {"start": 29707.940000000002, "end": 29709.940000000002, "text": " coconuts hanging from trees?"}, {"start": 29709.940000000002, "end": 29710.940000000002, "text": " I know, mom."}, {"start": 29710.940000000002, "end": 29714.940000000002, "text": " Like, Jason, who stuck a spear in the water and got a dead fish?"}, {"start": 29714.940000000002, "end": 29715.940000000002, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 29715.940000000002, "end": 29716.940000000002, "text": " Who did that?"}, {"start": 29716.940000000002, "end": 29717.940000000002, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 29717.940000000002, "end": 29720.940000000002, "text": " Who planted a dead fish in the water and stuck a spear and got it?"}, {"start": 29720.940000000002, "end": 29725.940000000002, "text": " I mean, I ain't playing it, bro, but I did do that, but it wasn't playing it."}, {"start": 29725.940000000002, "end": 29726.940000000002, "text": " Are you a Rams player?"}, {"start": 29726.940000000002, "end": 29727.940000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29727.940000000002, "end": 29728.940000000002, "text": " I joined the Rams."}, {"start": 29728.940000000002, "end": 29733.940000000002, "text": " You know, fuck it. I'm doing the rooms. Enjoy my course."}, {"start": 29733.940000000002, "end": 29739.940000000002, "text": " That's crazy. I was about to join the 49ers today and then start selling myself as an investment."}, {"start": 29739.940000000002, "end": 29744.940000000002, "text": " Ah, bro, Ashley, me as a lover. Thank you. You cannot get at that."}, {"start": 29744.940000000002, "end": 29746.940000000002, "text": " Alright, dude."}, {"start": 29746.940000000002, "end": 29748.940000000002, "text": " Cheshaw, hop on to the guy."}, {"start": 29748.940000000002, "end": 29750.940000000002, "text": " Cheshaw, hop on ass."}, {"start": 29750.940000000002, "end": 29752.940000000002, "text": " Chesh, that's you, ain't you?"}, {"start": 29758.940000000002, "end": 29760.940000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29765.440000000002, "end": 29767.440000000002, "text": " My one be five"}, {"start": 29788.940000000002, "end": 29801.940000000002, "text": " let's see if my shit works oh we're back hope it'll be us"}, {"start": 29801.940000000002, "end": 29807.86, "text": " ready run off fuck no internet found"}, {"start": 29807.86, "end": 29813.780000000002, "text": " oh fuck here we go start streaming"}, {"start": 29813.78, "end": 29818.42, "text": " Vam! Now vam now vam! Now Vam! Now Vam! Now Vam now Vam!"}, {"start": 29818.42, "end": 29820.34, "text": " Now vam now vam!"}, {"start": 29850.34, "end": 29851.34, "text": " I was broke."}, {"start": 29855.34, "end": 29858.34, "text": " It's like, bro, this is fine, dude."}, {"start": 29860.34, "end": 29862.34, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 29869.34, "end": 29871.34, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 29871.34, "end": 29875.34, "text": " Like, why? Why do I have zero KB?"}, {"start": 29876.34, "end": 29878.34, "text": " I just don't understand."}, {"start": 29880.34, "end": 29886.34, "text": " I don't get it, like am I dumb enough or something?"}, {"start": 29893.34, "end": 29895.34, "text": " Fuck this evil app."}, {"start": 29895.34, "end": 29897.34, "text": " Oh wait, I'm back!"}, {"start": 29910.34, "end": 29916.14, "text": " Stop saying that there ants on my chin and my upper lip stop"}, {"start": 29926.3, "end": 29928.3, "text": " There's no skin on all those"}, {"start": 29932.06, "end": 29934.06, "text": " Our chat"}, {"start": 29937.5, "end": 29939.5, "text": " Our chat"}, {"start": 29940.34, "end": 29947.62, "text": " You just the chop version or watch out"}, {"start": 29957.54, "end": 29962.56, "text": " Core tries viral to talk with them. Hey, I ain't lying. That's a movie"}, {"start": 29962.56, "end": 29964.56, "text": " I need a movie."}, {"start": 29964.56, "end": 29967.56, "text": " Post-poster for maybe Monday tomorrow."}, {"start": 29967.56, "end": 29969.56, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 29969.56, "end": 29971.56, "text": " Maybe Monday is tomorrow, right?"}, {"start": 29971.56, "end": 29973.56, "text": " I got the poster. I got the poster."}, {"start": 29973.56, "end": 29975.56, "text": " Hey, look. Finished."}, {"start": 29975.56, "end": 29980.56, "text": " Boom, chat. Boom, boom, boom, chat."}, {"start": 29980.56, "end": 29982.56, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 29982.56, "end": 29984.56, "text": " Maybe Monday, Tuesday."}, {"start": 29984.56, "end": 29987.56, "text": " Tomorrow."}, {"start": 29987.56, "end": 29991.56, "text": " I'll say like a 12 p.m. piece of paper."}, {"start": 29991.56, "end": 29993.56, "text": " p of t"}, {"start": 29998.04, "end": 30000.04, "text": " jason x"}, {"start": 30005.24, "end": 30007.24, "text": " other stream and then after we got the"}, {"start": 30011.88, "end": 30016.36, "text": " After we got the word"}, {"start": 30021.56, "end": 30022.280000000002, "text": " Shh, shh!"}, {"start": 30023.32, "end": 30023.82, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 30035.140000000003, "end": 30035.86, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 30035.86, "end": 30037.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30055.58, "end": 30057.58, "text": " Loved it"}, {"start": 30065.86, "end": 30067.86, "text": " I don't want you to be here."}, {"start": 30067.86, "end": 30069.86, "text": " I just didn't let you go."}, {"start": 30125.86, "end": 30127.920000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30155.86, "end": 30157.920000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30185.86, "end": 30187.920000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30215.86, "end": 30217.920000000002, "text": " you"}]}