you
You
I was filming a youtube video um
This is filming a YouTube video.
Some of you got leaked.
I guess they got leaked somehow, bruh.
I guess they got leaked somehow, someway.
Hey, God, hey, bruh!
Anyways, um, anyways.
Yeah, today we got a good stream.
You know what I mean?
Got free content shot at the Cutie Cinderella.
We will be watched partying the streamer awards announcement.
I think she's gonna be announcing like,
what is she announcing?
The nominations.
She's live right now.
Yes, we will be watching, okay?
I'm watching this in school.
Keep watching the school, bro.
You might learn something.
Categories, applications are open.
Oh, Drew for hidden gym.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
You're my cozy streamer, bro.
Cosy streamer category chat be honest y'all are we gonna come home with any awards to this year be honest be honest be honest, bro
Immediate nose get him ran through my chat nice. No not a single yes actually not a single yet
No
You're getting a sapphire don't even make sense streamer's choice
bro I'm not getting this shit back to back bro are your eyes usually like that
bro is that
hey listen bro I think we can win best collab I think if the best collab
category to still think best collab bro Doug Doug me pudgy dub teabags come on
bro that was low-key peak cinema hell no okay who else who else bro who else
Jason and Drew who else kind speed bro kind speed been collab though mark
Wohlberg ex-lacing? What are you typing? Yo, what are you on typing, man?
Clav and Gorlock, brother. What are you? Clav and bottom G, okay? Druid lays. Lowest
I'm gonna be honest though, like,
Burmese, Pudgy, T-Finks, and Dub,
no one ever expected that collab in a million trillion fucking years.
Came together in a Dub-Dub, beat the Dub-Dub to the world record.
Okay, did we cheat? Probably.
But, guess what?
We made what, that was the hardest I ever laughed in my shooting career.
That was the hardest I ever laughed in my shooting career.
And I'm sure y'all were dying laughing too,
if y'all watched the stream.
Okay, I did not kites in that laugh, bro.
I don't know what that means, okay?
I don't know, I did not fake laugh, bro.
Hey, listen, either way, y'all can vote for who y'all want.
I will be putting my opinions on who I think should win.
And I might be biased towards myself.
But I think that's okay, bro.
Like, you know, no one's gonna support you.
I gotta support myself.
Quick update with the vet.
You know what I mean?
Hit the bullcye off for me, shit.
Can I get a drum roll?
Can I get it?
I will not be walking.
I will not be walking, bro.
I will not be walking.
I mean, why not even think I would be able to walk, bro?
Like, God, God!
You're not walking.
Well, yeah, I mean, bro, it's fun, bro.
You know, still gonna pull up.
I feel like, you know, it's still gonna be good content.
It's gonna be great bobs.
Um, you know.
No, A-Lit, you're too ugly.
See, same chat.
Y'all were saying the same shit
before I walk 424 at Paris Fashion Week, okay?
Fuck y'all, all right?
Marlin, Marlin's walking?
Marlin easily walking?
Marlin get in and you jelly?
I'm not jelly, bro, what Marlin is?
Marlin's the face of America, obviously, bro.
I don't even blame KC3,
like I would invite Marlin to walk over me.
Hey, what's up, bro?
What you mean Wednesday night Wednesday night what you mean Wednesday night
I don't know me look at my schedule what's all what's on Wednesday night you
got a date or something you did ask a little date I don't have anything
plan so far. I said something like that, huh? Well you had a date. Something like that.
Wait who? City, house, and... Wait who? Chill bro. You don't go on dates, bro. Wait, I'm liking it. I'm liking it. For real? Yeah.
When how from the code party
From the code buddy
It's not yeah, bro. No, it's not yet. Who said it was yet. Yo, I didn't see one chat. I said it was yellow
No, no, no
People said bro people say mirror. No, okay, but they say yellow. No, they did say yeah
They did say yeah, I swear to look see
damn anyways hey man Luke are going in a two-minute isn't look at like 17 but
what is this I'm about to get a penis on my screen who what is this I don't
I don't know why I clicked on that. They could easily when do the year they wanted to.
Hey, uh, you should make a break.
Okay.
Alright.
Woo!
I was tired of them big guys.
Boxie raid!
Hey, Boxie, I appreciate the raid, Boxie!
Wait, I didn't get a raid.
Ah, what are you doing, big guy?
I thought I was falling, you think that's what I'm talking about?
Nah, I thought I was gonna leave, big guy.
You're gonna go on another rest.
I don't think we had a single plan certain this year besides actually the bouncer shit
We are now introducing applications until your shot at the nominee hold on hold on open until
Let's see it
fan nominations start on September 12th fan nominations start on up September
September 12th they also September 12th that's what they did
it's in November it's in November this year okay didn't get it repeated okay I
missed everything no I didn't know there's no way voting opens October 16
I missed the announcement, she said 12!
The show is November 12th.
Planning this in your wedding is a lot.
Wait, wait, wait, when is the show?
November 12th?
I'm fine.
She been talking?
It's okay.
She did it at 11.30?
Are you, say you started it.
I'm okay.
Six minute late, you jackass.
I mean, it's a good thing I'm tight.
Oh, is she okay?
Um, you got this, cutie.
Okay, got to show love, got to show support.
Another thing, this is a really big question.
This is just like the Grammys. Okay, just like the Grammys.
The Grammys do this as well.
So a lot of you might be like, cutie, where are you getting these ideas?
We're taking them from the big, the big wigs.
Like, cutie, I missed.
The show came from, you know, everyone's like, cutie, why did you start the shimmer wards?
the Oscars, the Grammys, Jason, I'm not, I'm not, Jason, just fill out your application,
okay, just fill out your application.
Your chat will answer your question, probably, um, format improved, yeah, big, um, so the
Grammys, the Grammys do this as well, um, you can apply for content that has yet to
happen. She said go play. Go play, go play, go play. But as long as it's happened by the voting phase,
that's fine. You can pre-apply. Yeah, the Grammys do that as well. You can pre-apply for a song
that is yet to come out. What is this? Not many applications. It's gonna be difficult to get fans
on your side because they have to really believe in it. We are not going to have to be done
before October 16th I believe it's it's risky but it's interesting it's
totally risky but it's interesting so hey we win it everything fuck what y'all
talking about bro we win it everything hot air balloon around the world stream
that I am doing I'm doing it September 15th and I'm like oh no I'm not
going to be able to even get nominated for an award. Holy Crap.
Oh, crap. So what I can do- Get those hands
warm to clap on November 12th. Fill out my application.
Put it under event that I am- I will be clapping, bro, but
yo, come on, chat. Please. I will be clapping for those around me, but
we win something. We come at home with one award!
Planning what you're doing. Maybe your announcement video, whatever and there's still a chance
There's still a chance that you can get the nomination. You just got to get your fans on your side and
That's how it's just so you know
Okay, so that's one of the bigger questions, but let's apply is everyone ready to apply. I'm gonna show you how to do this
Well, I okay, how do I do it? Okay?
Hold on let me split screen this shit. Just said content have to end before voting starts or before voting ends
It has to end before voting starts
grab Ron of water you get aspirin but I don't know actually I'm after check the
notes on that one
guys we have a big team there's lots of moving parts the issue is you guys want
to know the biggest issue is sometimes nobody has an answer and then they look at
me and they're like what's the answer and I'm like I don't remember what I
said I'm gonna just get a W key to you to check I'm sure it's on the website
So maybe I can get some leverage
Okay, here we go
This is how you apply and again streamers can do this today. They can start a great day. This is October 2nd. Okay, I bet
Streamer Awards.com doesn't look like this a little bit of a facelift on the website
We have the about page the winners of the past year frequently asked questions. It's a beautiful beautiful
beautiful
Website oh wait she went through the entire announcements. What's this? Do I just go back and like listen to what she said?
Oh
Streamers can apply for them. No, there's nothing. There's not much
Bruh later. Okay, so that's how I go. So that's who fucking hell
Should I just go through this website?
Dot-com send an email
And we'll give you the information on how to have an account to apply on behalf of I bet I bet
Recognize the best of life. Oh, bro. I just did this. Okay mod this display name Jason and wean choose recording or microphone
Okay, this is how you pronounce my name
Jason the wean
Okay
Jason the wean, okay, cool master headshot
I don't have an image of myself on here.
Jason D. Ween? No, D. What are y'all saying? D with two E's? No.
Jason D. D. D. D is like, you know what I mean?
Alright, Jason and Ween, let's see what my, let's see what.
Bro, why is this my covered picture, bro? How do I fix it?
Which picture should I use?
Hold on, Chris.
Okay.
Which picture should I use?
Should I use this one?
What the fuck is this caption, bro?
Are you dead ass right now?
Let me actually use this one, bro.
I'll use this one.
Wait, what?
This is my threads.
Yeah, this is my fucking threads chat. Yeah, I use threads
Bro, maybe I should make maybe get a little bread going
This shit is dead. Why is this making me depressed? Damn, bro?
Oh
Oh man, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Crop is invalid.
Bro.
Bro, why is there so much shit?
No, genuinely, can I just skip to the voting part
or the nomination part?
No, no, seriously, seriously.
Stop trolling retard, bro, can you be nice?
And I'm not trolling, bro, this is,
okay, okay, okay, fine, bro, all right, fine.
Which one should be my picture?
All right, can someone leave me like
a professional picture of myself?
Or maybe I should just do one right now.
I got you.
I used to think that I wasn't fine enough.
Is that Greg?
What are you talking about?
Where's Greg?
S U picture
Okay, can we continue please?
Hey, you know what bro? Yeah, bro. I can't download this picture. No, I
I
Yeah, so buddy somebody has a dead dog download this picture here we go say that
Screenshot it but there's got four dots. That's ass
It's the ground what the fuck is this?
save as oh my god dude you know you fuck with this oh my god bro use this image you
win in all the awards bro honestly
Might be able to win a Sapphire with this one. This one is fire
Bro leave me alone
Give me an actual headshot, please
What the fuck is this why my why am I turning fucking Super Saiyan God?
red
I'm chopping this bro. Oh my god, bro
All right, here we go.
All right, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Actually, thank you so much, Pooks.
Thank you so much.
Jason Professional.
Okay.
Here we go, Chad.
Let's do this.
Choose image.
Jason Professional.
Boom, boom.
You know what I mean?
YouTube link, W YouTube.
At Jason Nguyen.
I'm
Jason and ween Jason ween always YouTube channels and I just add Jason and ween
and add Jason and ween
Other
Add Jason and ween
On all platforms
Available pick all the categories you want to be considered for damn this website. They did. They made a way different
fixed crop holy fuck man like do y'all have a like
It's a death serious
Okay
Idiot do all of them I
Bet I bet that's music streamer
But I did make lovers a stranger this year could go go get that one best creative R streamer I
Did do I did do that yellow shirt yellow excitation the wind we did do that this year, bro
Who was there? Who was there? That was a good stream.
Gonna have to go. I think I'm eligible. Best role-play streamer?
Did a lot of role-playing in real life. Did a lot of VR chat arc.
I had the VR chat arc. We were there. We were there.
I feel like I'm eligible. Okay? Maybe not. Maybe not.
You know, the best to win, but for sure eligible.
Here, let me zoom it in for y'all. W production.
Okay, let's keep it pushing. Best mobile streamer.
Did play some League of Legends this year.
Okay, I think I'm also eligible for mobile. Best brand partner?
Not eligible, I'm not a brand. I mean technically I am a brand but
you know, I'm not like a McDonald's or something.
Hidden Gem Award.
No, no, I don't think I'm eligible to this bro, but I will be voting hidden gem is actually I don't know
Who should be hidden gem this year you had stay form, but I'm not stay form is why I'm trying to say oh shit
Garrett's calling me
Why is gear calling me?
I'm scared
I guess my financial guy
Hey, Garrett I'm live
Should I mute?
No, I can hear you. You're good. Just two seconds. Oh, yeah, let me mute real quick
you
So apparently someone withdrew money from my account that I don't know about.
What's up, bro, why did you why did you look I'm just kidding now so so so in chess
So
All right, let's keep pushing the best battle or y'all streamer
You know I'm saying call of duty war zone fall guys pub g a pig am I eligible for this shit?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not eligible for this
Best fighting game. I am a brahalla demon, but I don't think I played much brahalla this year
Nah, nah, don't think so, don't think so.
Best MMO RPG streamer.
Streamer who creates the most engaging MMO purging content
while playing games like Final Fantasy World,
Warcraft, RuneScape, Lost Ark, and others.
Who is this?
Horsin?
Who got this, y'all think?
Hmm.
Doja Cat.
Best cozy game streamer
No
Let's fucking go man
That's cozy game streamer. Hey lowkey good cozy streamer, bro
There's that one guy that says that he feels comfortable watching my streams, you know shadow to that guy
I'm always appreciative to you know all the nice comments and yeah, yo Jason. I love you're my comfort streamer
I love watching you when I'm when I'm ready to go to sleep at night right before bed. You're very cozy
Thank you cozy game streamer. Oh fuck. Oh
Shit I'm just gonna say that I'm eligible best speedrun streamer
definitely not not bro honestly I want I want to speed run a learn how to speed
run minecraft I want to learn how to speed run minecraft
find bird why are y'all saying G just sudden yeah X David five gifted I want to
learn how to do this. Like you know how XQC be doing like the the world seeds and
all those things? Learn off stream. Bro what are you talking about? You quitting in
an hour? No I'm not. I can maybe maybe Feinberg will collab with me. She gonna be a
7th on okay all right bro it's hey that's chat bro I am seeing it that's
sports tumor oh wait no this is uh this is like games and shit that's my
craft shimmer that's the FPS streamer who's that's my crap bro who's getting
best Minecraft this year. Speed, Kai, Lepis,
Fineberg, ADB, oh my god, ADB better than our shit, huh. Best strategy game streamer.
Streamer who creates the best content with strategy games like teamfight
tactics more like um yeah not eligible best reality streamer I ain't gonna lie
I'm eligible but this one is going to the big stable this is going to big
stable
I
Gotta get his get back on rate
That's I around streamer
Come on shot
All right, I know I might not win this shit
But come on bro. I think I'm eligible. You know me. I'm a IRL streamer
I've been doing a lot of I real over your favorite of five gifted speed
Yes, I understand. All right. It's a lot of comp. All right. I'm not gonna be like
Oh, I'm winning this shit for sure even though I said that earlier. I'll be serious now. I'm eligible, bro
I'm eligible man
That'll be rage. What do you for a rage?
Best vertical live stream
Bro, honestly, I might fuck around do this shit today so I can be eligible
But I might go live on TikTok today so I could be eligible.
Not a bad shout.
Need a hundred hours?
Bro, bro, I want to be eligible.
Stream game of the year.
I mean, I'm not a game, so I can't really click that category.
Best content group?
You already know.
Jack, come on.
This must be real.
Core.
I don't want to say too much.
You don't do content together?
I mean, literally, that's Lee Cap.
That's Lee Cap.
I will say this.
We all want to do something together
before the Schwenau Award.
So look forward to that.
Best international streamer.
I mean, I'm eligible.
I'm American, if y'all could guess.
Best stream duo.
I saw someone in the comm say that I'm a slut and I have a...
I'm a slut. I don't have a duo. I have too many people.
So I don't even think I'm eligible for this shit this year.
You and Drew.
Uh, yeah, I mean, hey, Jason X Drew, sir.
Jason X Drew.
Come on, bro, come on, bro, knee, dub, teabakes, pudgy.
We're doing a camping this weekend, Saturday and Sunday, the fifth and the sixth.
We're doing it again.
We're running it back.
coming back cinema soon all right that is celebs not streaming no it's not look
recognizing how streamers join forces and bringing creators from outside space
hey bro Kai extra broad didn't happen this year so I think we could take this
shit we could we can win this shit okay we can win this shit best marathon
stream hey listen a lot of people seem to forget because I did this at the
beginning of the year all right now I had this in my mind right before I did
the island stream because you know I think always I always try to take five
steps ahead I knew the island stream would kind of be forgotten about because
content is like this next week is a new thing next week is a new thing next
week is a new thing next month is a new thing but I was like yo I want to push
as much content good content as fast as possible I did it at the beginning of
the year but listen seven days on the island come on bro come on now I might
not have the style power for this I did do this by myself but listen I will say
I'm gonna chew my own horn and be like come on bro that was a lot of
Production there was a lot of you know, there's a lot of effort and it was real. Okay, did not cheat. Okay. It was not a little Mickey
Okay, did I get care packages from Red Bull? Okay. Yes, I did but guess what?
I'm a fucking streamer
I'm a fucking streamer brown not a survivalist
Okay, my piss was orange. I was dehydrated who got the picture of me on the fucking island before and after
I lost 12 pound
We all got our own opinions y'all are all entitled to your opinions I
Had a fucking twig and some fishing string. I caught like I caught so many fishes doing that
Yeah.
Better come on, bro.
Just in place in the wing.
Why I left core?
Yo!
What the fuck, stable Ronaldo?
This is news to me, bro.
I'm leaving core.
I'm out of here.
It's a place no air conditioning, no AC.
Oh my god flick baited, bro
Oh my fucking god. Oh my burger out his costume, bro. W. Burger. Anyways, just when we get on Island
before and after
Well, I look no steamer did this no steamer ever did this before look at this
same draws for a whole week actually people seem to forget this woesh
shout out to you what is this unfortunate reason visor will always
prevail get back on our island Jason yeah lacey no look at me bro look at me I
literally shit myself I had to borrow woesh's underwear not even borrow I took
it because I didn't give it back because I shit in those draws as well people
I don't seem to forget, I really struggled on this island.
Okay?
My asshole was itchy due to the fact that I was washing my ass
with leaves.
That was just not on stream, bro.
E-Rub emptied a bathtub with a teaspoon.
Kill yourself.
And yeah, it will be the whole time.
I didn't think I could do it.
I really had moments where I was really about to give up.
I can't wait to go on TikTok and scroll.
I can't wait to eat my first real meal.
No TikTok for a week!
I can't wait to brush my-
No toothbrush!
I'm under my nails and digging my ass.
I can't wait to go home and see Bat and Man.
I can't wait to see all my friends,
like Dad, Braun, Lacey, Silky, Marlon.
This is why I need to go to the hospital.
Lost muscle.
Ehhhhh!
Look bro, I'm getting eaten out.
Shout out to Woe's Draws.
They've never seen these draw brands in my life.
But look bro, I'm still scarred to this day for me.
Look, look, look.
Actually they might've went away.
They might've went away.
Hold on bro, I'm low key.
But yeah, but yeah, Jason, this happened this year, I actually forget, so much, so much
is done in a year, I genuinely forget, but yeah, we did that this year, bro, look at
No, this was not scripted
Dead fish placed in water, yo, what they're lacy bear get a job. Why is Rodo moon colony?
What's good, bro
I just woke up and I wanted to tell you.
What?
Bro, you're lagging, bro.
Or maybe I'm lagging.
Connection.
What's-
I had a dream that you and me, like, snuck out of, like, high school.
And we went to go watch this movie.
And it was like an Indian movie or something.
I'm like, be like dressed up for it.
And then like we got in trouble.
I'm calling since I was walking home for a day.
We got in trouble and we were really running
from the cops and like you hopped on like a fucking
like a cart and like went down that hill
and then like I was just running for my life.
I don't know bro but we should recreate that,
we got a stream.
So you want to pretend to be in high school
and run away from cops for a stream?
Yeah, well, I mean, you already had that idea you wanted to break into a high school.
What do you do with that?
You never ever said that.
Never ever pissed that to you, bro.
I didn't know you're screaming left, so I'll have a good scream.
Dude, that was a crazy ass scream.
No, no, no, yeah.
Don't know what the fuck he's talking about, man.
Ah, I didn't even know it was your idea what he's talking about.
25th, the dream about being in high school again, dude.
Like, Jesus, man.
Yo, Lacey, when are you back?
Lacey bro, Lacey, we need to do the gambling stream.
We need to do that ASAP, bro.
Lacey.
Look!
What streamer is doing this?
That's a real fucking fish, pal.
fake fish? it wasn't planted okay all right listen if y'all remember I fished
and I was trying to skin it but it slipped out my hands and fell back into
the water okay I had this device here so I stabbed it but but still it was in
current bro it was still dead but like bro it's not the Mickey dude all right
wasn't planted all right it's still cool though like come on bro
I'll vote for your seven-day marathon if you vote for me deal oh my shit not
even win this is not winning bro this is not winning this was in February now
if I did this shit bro well we should have did this shit later in the year
Just kidding. I'm not just kidding. This is
Have some faith son perhaps perhaps
What is this listen?
before and after
Like look bloated chop filter
No abs
schemes underwear
blonde chopped hair
Starving, hungry, new underwear, bro, not to mention Jack, I never told you on this shit.
I couldn't get a wrecked afterwards, bro.
Because I was so malnourished to the point where I literally could not get a boner,
bro.
Like, boom, okay print to no, no print.
And that matters why?
That matters because that should show you
that I went through hell for this marathon, okay?
Anyways, bro, let's continue, bro.
Saibao, you got a sec, what are you talking about?
Anyways, best streamed event,
most entertaining, unique, or memorable
live stream event in 2025.
I think I've had some memorable streams a lot of good streams
You know the dug dug is one of them
But I think I think dug dug for best stream collab is probably better than best stream event
This should definitely go in an SU this is definitely going SU but you know, I don't mind a little nomination
I'll be down for a little nomination
2025 hold on bro
I'm really excited about applications, like I said we do have a panel and in the past it's been up to the panel to kind of do their own research on the streamer and I love the idea of applications being able to be handed to the panel with everybody's own pledge for themselves.
really going to help the integrity of the panel.
So I'm really excited about that.
Because again, this is just what the Oscars.
Hey, QT, there's a typo in the application.
One of your engineers put 20.25 instead of 20.26.
Where, Jason?
Actually, will you just take a screenshot?
Best streamed event?
Okay, that's streamed about, okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Get to firing people, cutie.
Hey, get to firing people.
W's, let me give my heart with bandages, I need that shit.
Best streamed series,
the best reoccurring show, series, segment or repeat.
Come on, wait, all of these say 2025, bro, am I tripping?
Wait, all of this just says 2025!
Come on, let me put my fucking glasses on again.
Bro, give me off this shit, man.
What the fuck? Yeah.
Actually...
November 8th, 2025. Yes, you guys.
They all say 2025, streamed events.
Guys, okay, guys.
You have to meet your cumulative hours to apply they actually all say 2025
stream events
okay now I don't know what he's talking about
guys this this I'm on everyone to read this can I apply for content that has
not yet happened yet
Anyways, Mayback Monday, Mayback Monday, come on, come on, come on, say let me know,
laughing emoji, can y'all start?
Anyways, Mayback Monday, recurrent student event, I didn't do it every Monday because
you know what I mean, don't want to rinse it out, but I want Mayback Monday to, you
know, transform into something bigger, who knows man.
This is a great little interview.
NMS Boxing 2?
I agree, NMS Boxing.
But if I wanted a best streamed series
to the nominate either NMS Boxing or Mayback Mondays,
I would rather go Mayback Monday.
Man, I'm not gonna lie.
You barely do Mayback Mondays?
Yeah, you understand that I do NMS Boxing
probably maybe two or three times a year.
Two?
MS Boxing for Streamed Event, chat. Best Streamed Series, May Back Monday. This is very winnable.
Incredibly winnable. May Back Monday. Because what other Streamed Series are there? Chat,
on Twitch. In the booth was last year. I feel like Max hasn't done in the booth that
much this year, right or wrong? Alveas true! Alveas down! Okay, okay, okay. Alveas some
comp, bro. Caretaker, caretaker, fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs. Yo, yo, yo, why are y'all saying
GEEEESH? Why are y'all saying GEEEESH? I can still win. Alabama, what are you
Anyways, yo we can win best stream series, okay?
Go in this all world cup, bro. God damn!
All right, best vtuber!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, bro.
All right, lowkey, come on, I can get in there, lowkey. I can get in there.
I had a little Saikunno role play this year. I was in VR chat, bro.
I think I could do a little something I could get a little something in there
Silky got that not online. I'm not a lunch hat. I just got to send an urge to pee really badly
So I'm gonna I'm gonna remind y'all
Why best marathon should go to me
Leaving you god here
Yeah.
Oh, you wanna see me.
Stop it, stop it.
Oh, my god.
Oh, you have a new republic.
20 waters on ship.
What do you mean?
You're not leaving yet.
Uh.
Got ya.
Looks like I know the spot where he's gone.
You're not leaving yet.
Yes, I ordered.
This guy here.
Yes, man.
I was killed in the pool, man.
Yes.
I don't like that idea.
That's the way.
You're calling me daddy, or you're calling him daddy?
I don't think it's on me.
Which way are you calling daddy?
Are you calling me daddy?
What is that shit?
You're calling me daddy?
No, you're not leaving me.
Nah, y'all, suck your butt.
Dang, man.
Hey, y'all, is he a player?
Yes.
Ooh, he's a player, but he don't die anymore.
He's a player.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, you have a new one.
How about you?
What's up?
Yeah, they just called me daddy.
Nothing.
Hey, don't worry about us.
I'm not worried about us.
We could be in here, bro.
We both almost died this year.
Me, on the island, and you two were there.
Oh, no, no.
That's not even the same, no.
We almost died for a bear, bro.
Yeah.
And this is another universe where
that bear literally mawned you out.
No, no, no, I don't think that.
It was scary, scary though.
There was a moment where...
No, I literally saw your face.
You were like, yeah, they tell you,
do you see, I don't know if I cut too early,
but I'm gonna clip it to life.
It's too late to move.
Nope, bear spray, cough, and loaded nothing.
Just, all right, fuck you.
That's...
I met that there, I thought,
oh, I don't want to eat salmon today.
I don't eat salmon every day.
And they ate a dab, bro.
That's why Bear on stream would have been terrifying, bro.
Yeah, but it was just, I had a trick shot.
I still have a trick shot, bro.
That fake ass trick shot, bro.
That's what you said?
I said, nice job.
That was a legendary play.
I don't have time to say it, but I said it.
That shit was crazy, man.
I actually saw a comparison of your old self
and your current self having the same dialogue.
No, I think I got new voice lines.
No, same voice lines and everything.
I think I got a new voice lines for sure.
Same voice lines.
But I hit the opener and I hit it tougher
on a little off of Starlink.
That's crazy, bro.
I could never.
You could never.
You actually could never.
I know they're all retweeting that, too.
You could give it a shot.
I mean, bro.
You should give it a shot.
I mean, yeah, I don't treat shot, bro.
I'm on Island Survival.
I'm doing real grown man shit.
Real grown man shit.
I'm on islands, you know what I'm saying?
You said you were training, but you can't end it
until you get a trick shot.
You know how you can do that?
Can't end until I do a trick shot.
Like a linker challenge?
Yes.
I'm gonna be honest, I was playing Black Ops 2 with y'all,
and I was trying my hardest to learn how to trick shot.
That's just the hardest part.
That's what happens when you get it.
So I'm telling you this.
All right.
You better go live today?
Yeah, next time.
Ooh, what do you better do?
Uh, I'm a debrief, Alaska, a reactor source hit, and then I got a bunch of Naruto boxes for cars.
They dropped new cars.
New cars?
Like a new product, yes.
You guys know what I'm talking about, chat?
Naruto, the Naruto cars, they just came out and they bought like four boxes to open up.
You want to open them?
I'll open a blue box.
Alright, I'll go buy something.
Bro, bitch.
What the fuck?
Fuck you!
Bitch!
BITCH!
Good bro, I've been watching Batman Nightfall.
No, let's open it up.
Bro, I like Batman now.
Are you watching Nightfall?
I watch Nightfall on TikTok.
So you just watch the ad?
I watch the whole thing on TikTok, bro.
You know how there's stories and shows that you can like...
That counts post?
You're selling now?
I know, I know, I know.
I got a problem on it if you want it.
Nah, I already have it.
How do you watch it?
But I saw the ending
What is part two come out? Oh, no, bro, but how do you get back?
How do you get back?
I'm gonna say this spider-man
Would never go out like that. We never go out like that. He has gone beating the fuck up like exactly like that
I never know. I don't know if he got thrown off a building
and yeah that was pretty he's got a shit being out of him though yeah but not like that
yeah not like that but man it's kind of lame he literally was he released all
Arkham Williams waited for Batman and BG he had no sleep no HP he's pretty short
he took off and up right in the out of his fucking mind I don't even want to
ski him on a good day he's got to wait and walk in the fuck down because he knows
I know this could get a rock.
Spoiler, I don't know what the fuck, it's not all I got.
I mean, it's a part of the story.
Bro, Chad, you're not tapped in,
and you gotta get tapped in.
Sorry.
But you want to open those cars later?
I'm down, what are you going up?
Probably like an hour or two, I don't wanna talk about it.
Time to figure out what we should shoot together.
Is there a hurricane coming?
A hurricane in Calabasas.
No, a hurricane, that's good.
A hurricane in fucking Calabasas.
I think there's a hurricane on the way to Trump.
Are you dead ass? Is that even possible?
I'm gonna try to set some shit up to the worst day,
but I'll be loud when I'm like two-ish.
I'm gonna debrief and then...
I bet, bro. I bet. I'm there. I'm there. Trust me.
What actually seems to be the...
I know, bro. I literally put you on more than two.
Alright, buddy.
Let's continue, shall we?
Big male banger on your head
Let's go bang for bang
I'll show you my bang for bang
Two days ago?
What the fuck?
Let me over my workers and you over your bang for bang
Classic clip
Watch what happens when this streamer tries to flex his money
Oh god bro
Oh god, what is this?
She mugged me?
Oh my god bro
What does this edit mean?
Let's get serious
Let's get serious!
This is just one account.
Hold on, I got one card. I don't want to be this good.
Who's here? Got no money?
I don't got no money?
I'll get out of here.
What the fuck is this, bro?
What is this, Eddie? How does it have 400k?
What is this? What is this? What is this?
Broke ass. Same issue for YouTube Shorts.
She showed 50k and Jason showed half a mil.
Bro, what is this fucking, she sued for a million dollars by the way, ass comment.
I never even showed my big account to the lady, she never got back to the stand.
What?
Hey bro, good, good at it. I'm gonna be honest.
Repost. Repost.
Dead internet theory.
extremely important mail I'm getting distracted right now
you're gonna get reacted to this honestly let's let's turn back in
This is the good life, bro.
Who's he working for?
I'm Beyonce, I don't know, but I told y'all, John will be good without me, bro.
He's got the connections, he knows Moe's on me, he's good, bro.
John is probably thriving.
That be you cameraman
Drew!
Drew, we got to solidify our due of the year, bro.
Where you at, man?
Let's go, sir.
Alright.
All right, tic-tac was cool this shit just blew me
I'm just kidding go for him, bro
Thank you
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Best variety streamer. Streamer who delivers
the best variety of gaming content seamlessly switching between genres while keeping their
audience engaged when I tell y'all I want to be when people look at me you know
they'll be like oh this dude did cringe tiktoks this dude did risk content this
dude did I was on an island this dude I rough streamer this dude this dude that
gaming is not in my bag all right gaming is not my back and that's
something I want to add in my bag so soon soon soon this this year I'm not
eligible okay this year I guess what do you mean I guess bro you said that last
year I don't remember I don't ever said that I don't remember saying that what
do you think witness bro queso low-key queso coming coming home with like three
your words. Ron, Ron, they're definitely editable. Junko for sure. Best judge,
just chatting streamer. Hey, I think I'm eligible, I think I'm eligible for this.
I don't think Keso variety, really? What? Keso definitely is a variety streamer.
He literally hops on, hits the floor hour mark, playing literally any game.
Joe Bart? Oh, Joe Bart has definitely come home with something this year for sure.
Just chatting, Joe Bart is actually good.
Rising Star Wars? Hmm, I'm not eligible, but I'm trying to think.
Should be in the year, a thousand average viewers and has shown rapid growth this year.
Oh, Drew Wall!
Am I bugging?
Drew Wall's fucking eligible, bro. Hold on, bro. Let me...
Oh, it's bugging off.
Let me see this shit record. Drew Wall.
Hold on, bro.
I held the grinder around. This dude's not hungry anymore.
He's not hungry anymore.
Alright, so we got 20-26 and boom, he was consistent.
He was decently consistent, actually not consistent at all, bro, but he started the
year off not streaming at all, boom.
Started off June, 300 viewers.
Knowledge next month voted up 2k viewers bang Wow 1k viewer 800 viewer
You know streaming it's an up-and-down game completely understandable boom 800 800
boom
2000 viewer average boom
2000 euro viewer average
boom
1.5k 1k 1k
almost 1k
That doesn't count, that doesn't count.
I'm going to do well for rising star.
Going to, Haskell?
Haskell, eligible.
Well, I don't know why, bro.
Haskell, I don't know why he's been on, bro.
I don't know why he's been on.
What, where is he?
What is this, I love Haskell, I'm so sure.
He don't stream?
I don't know why, bro.
I don't know why.
Yeah, like, hate farms got to him.
See, that's the thing about a bro.
He got a taste of the hate farms.
And that ass clip, bro.
Damn, I gotta talk to him, bro.
He's saying I don't like streaming.
I mean, some people don't like streaming, though, to be honest.
He might be on some YouTube shit.
Because I talked to him one time,
when he streams, he wants to have great streams.
like quality streams.
So maybe he doesn't wanna be streamer.
SpongeBob incident.
My name is, my name is, my name is, my name is.
Yeah, he's good man, he'll be good.
Breakout streamer, Duruwal.
League of their own,
dreamer who creates truly wonderful content
for our nation.
Oh, I think I'm eligible for this, bro.
Maya, oh my god, Maya, Maya definitely, Maya doing her own suit with animals.
I got a Maya, Maya's a lock.
Sapphire Ward.
Sina.
She hit 100k, man.
She hit 100k.
Can't even lie.
She didn't even lie to you. She did her thing this year.
130k.
Gamer of the Year!
Streamer of the Year.
I ain't gonna lie bro, Jinxie, two years every day while growing simultaneously.
God, he did his shit.
And I heard he could do three, he's about to do three years.
Ron definitely gonna get nominated.
Speed definitely gonna get nominated.
Vietnam and of course cod definitely gonna get nominated
Speed perform at World Cup, bro, that is very true. I didn't a lie he performed at the fucking World Cup
That's insane that is insane
What the fuck does that got to do with streaming he streamed it
I think, I think, I think speed's gonna win the game, because it's good.
I'm in the World Cup with this year, and I think it's definitely in the back.
Alright. Why this category? Say, oh god, I gotta do this, bro.
Say, say, oh god, I gotta link a clip, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, bro.
We doing this off string. Yeah, we doing this off string jet
We doing this off string safe draft
W Lou I am saying to be Lou
Why does it mean I didn't say Lou go do this
You got to get a good montage
for
Island
I don't think
Honestly, I forgot what happened on that island, but I have a horrible memory
Let's go back to memory let's go to a memory lane
I snuck onto Jason and Wien's Island
Bro, can we get the clue to me drinking my own piss, please like holy fucking cinema man, who was here?
No, no, no, no, keep it in that hole.
Oh my God, you might actually do it.
Watch out!
Oh, shoot!
Ouchie!
No!
Top five shirt pull moments.
I totally forgot.
Oh, a little asper egg shell.
Boom!
immediate immediate shirt pull oh boom legendary shirt pull
male?
Oh, I dated you a lot more than a day.
Even though I know you're just, you just want this food and some water.
You got Fred and me.
You're so derpy.
You got Fred and me.
Dude, this is actually crazy and weird.
Dude, this is actually crazy and this was this was
Random as fuck. No, not a fake dog, but it's a real dog. Okay. Who's dog with that?
So the theory is that was told me was that you know, there's pirates
I don't know if what they're called
I think like pirates that go on an island to like scavenged materials or some type of things and they like bring the dog
And a dog like sniffs them out and shit Iguana hunters
There it is, there it is, there it is.
The iguanas, you know, I have horrible memory, I forget.
But yeah, they come with cocos,
so cocoa could sniff out their iguanas
and then the people, they kill the iguanas.
I said pirates, I mean, man.
When the road, rough ahead of your miles,
your miles from your nice, warm bed.
You just remember what you won't pass me,
I remember I'm pretty sure it was day three or four ten.
or four-chart. Coco came on an island right after I went fishing at 6 7 a.m.
Getting to catch a single fish. I was getting bitten up by fleas. I was so sad.
I caught a fucking puffer fish. Puffer fish was poisonous, so I couldn't eat it.
Release it back into the ocean. Couldn't, I woke up hungry as fuck. Getting
bitten by fleas. I was so sad and Coco appeared out of nowhere and boosted
my energy for the rest of the week no I didn't eat fucking cocoa bro
Let's see it through cuz you got a friend in me
You got a friend in me
Imagine if I had Coco like I was able to bring him back dude that would have been so
cinnamon bro
Pitch clip here
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I mean, bruh. No students doing this shit, dude.
Ewww.
Is she got that on Argentinian news?
ERRRRRR
Look how dark my piss is, bro.
Literally DM here orange, man.
Day 5 checklist.
Drink bone piss.
Wow, bro.
Hey, core communities need to unite.
I'm gonna be honest, it's gonna be split, bro.
It's gonna be very split.
But, yeah.
I don't know why I drink that shit.
I
Bro this this has nothing to do with the island, bro
I'm not watching this
No, I said I wasn't gonna miss this island, but now that I'm on the boat
Yeah, in a way in a way to come home
Actual cinema brah
Holy deep blow of doom bro, how do I get back?
Bruh nah, bro. I gotta get back
Starve yourself? I don't want to starve myself, what the fuck? Bro, I don't want to starve myself, what the fuck?
Cinema, bro. I choose cinema.
Wrong island, bro.
Oh my god.
As we transition back to the campsite, we're going to rely on a special guest.
Done. This week was actually simple, man.
Everybody, welcome to the jungle.
I'll be presenting to you XQC, narrating the next portion of Jason the Gantt journey.
Okay, let's see what we've got here.
Jason, he's plubbing his knife in the water, he's trying to cut it off, maybe he's trying
to cut the ocean or something.
It's actually a pretty effective strategy.
It could come out, it could be quite a prolific, quite actual strategy.
No joke, if he just goes into the water and goes,
nah, and stabs the fucking fish in the water,
he doesn't even need a fish.
What are you thinking about for it?
Commentary.
How many is that symbol really like that?
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, look.
I remember this edit.
I look you need to do another fishing e-brow stream
Holy 144 repost fucking
Well as you missed that island or nah
I am an island survivor. I am an island survivor, bro.
Generally, when you start crying, if one of your loved ones is on that boat that comes to save you on the last day?
Yeah, but no one's on that boat.
I ain't no lie, it got real on this island, bro. It did, it's got real, man.
The day one TTS with cinema
This is not the biggest thing that came out of an island
You for stream series, marathon IRL, run for reality, streamer of the year, me for
sports streamer, adapt for event of the year, silly force marvel rivals, mauling for
livery on, on, core over the year.
What the fuck you mean you for sports streamer though?
You have no ACL
Hey, but I'm down to vote you sports sports streamer of the year
Leak of their own
Marlin I thought it was for League of Legends low-key Marlin is is eligible for mobile
Sports games. Oh 2k. I did three tours and viewing parties and QT added covers to it
Oh, I thought sports games, bro. I
I bet I bet if this is what we're going for we got to all come together chat this
is what it's looking like that's it
we're all getting a fucking award this year chat we got to unite we can't have
split votes okay that's how some people lost awards last year we got to all
come together oh my this is literally peak
how long is until my message goes through oh here I did not say that I did
not say that oh my god bro my message I should have gave him like a code word
for when it is me. Everyone really that I did say that bro I did ask oh my god I
remembered night one I tried my hardest to start a fire and I couldn't
remember that was your man no it wasn't this was my message
No, Jason, if you want to follow my account, I can give you some sponsors.
Bro, now everybody's saying it's me.
You need to be down.
Sorry for making you fall out of town and going crazy.
Oh my god, bro.
Dad, chill, bro.
Bro.
Jason, it's a dad.
You need to put rocks around a fire in smaller sticks.
Launch on the dead road.
Create a pit and clean the kitchen.
That's my message.
Speaking of survival check.
How was the Amazon the Amazon with teabanks Guapo and agent anybody watch
Damn
Guapo carried wait so for their stream were they able to move far?
They ended after a day no way they quit right there's no way there's no way they quit, bro
No spiders no nothing it wasn't an Amazon
It was good, but too hard tea banks is pussy. No, no, no, no way
Oh, don't make me this bullshit bear we're talking about streamer awards. He saw a snake
T banks left it's just hard to stream
Wait to anybody I was watching were they able to move around the forest or did they have to stay in one spot?
No
Yeah, bro Amazon rainforest, bro
You either put a million fucking dollars in so you ever to move around the Amazon rainforest or
You just have to be in one area the whole marathon, which I think is just like just ask for streaming
They moved around? Oh. They moved a good distance?
How much did that cost? I'm actually curious.
The fuck is on your lip?
You wouldn't know shit about this.
You wouldn't know shit about this, bruh.
This is like grown man shit. You don't know shit about this.
You were on the news.
Bro.
Sound unavailable.
Yeah, I was on the news, bro. What a fucking time to be alive.
Dude, looking back, I did a lot this year, man.
Did a lot, achieved a lot.
You know, maybe sometimes I feel like I'm not doing enough, bro. Still to this day.
But then I look back and realize, bro,
streamers, we gotta take a content every single day, you know what I mean?
You know, we gotta take the big juicers and the mini juicers.
It's actually kind of crazy how much we accomplished this year.
I saw this
Fuck, fuck, god damn it, fuck bro, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
After all this time that has passed since the final, and after much thought, I want
to announce to everyone that I am retreating from the national team.
It was a decision that hurt, and still hurts, to my core, but he understand that it's the
right time.
He swear that he always gave my all, not just in the last few years when we won everything,
but before that too.
He always felt and gave everything for this jersey, to bring you joy and make you proud
to be Argentinian through football.
There's not much time left, and chapters are closing.
And this is one that hurts me deeply.
He loved, loved, and will always love being on the national team.
I've given everything he has.
He have nothing more to give, and besides.
There are some great young players coming up behind me who deserve to be there.
Thank you for all the love and support over these 20 years.
I'm going to miss hearing you all from the inside so much.
Now I'm going to be just one of you, cheering and supporting you from the Sidelines, in
good times and bad, even more so.
Thank you to my family for always being there.
For accompanying me on this beautiful but difficult journey.
Thank you to each and every one of the co-achests, teammates, and managers I had the privilege of working with.
It takes with me unforgettable memories and moments.
It lived with the peace and pride of having given you, along with my teammates, dreamlike moments.
It was incredible to have experienced it with you all.
He love you. Thank you, God, for making me Argentinian.
Go Argentina!
He wrote these words on July 20, Piedras, two days after the final.
Today, after what happened to my dad, I'm even more convinced than before.
All Barra Baja Uno cast profile picture. All Barra Baja Uno.
I can't lie bro, I was hating on Messi during the World Cup bro but this man is a legend.
This man is a legend.
Your mom made you quit bro, Bulu are you dead ass dude?
Ronaldo it's your turn bro.
I ain't gonna lie, Ronaldo bro it's time to retire.
bro it's time to retire man who's seen the Renato a free kick verse in the Saudi Arabia League
it's time bro not before a thousand
how many goals does Renato have in his career bro he wouldn't hit a thousand so bad around but
I don't know man.
See, it's the classic I catch my son watching a shit that literally goes viral on Twitter
bro.
I ain't like this fucked up bro.
He's literally just vibing a baby shark bro.
I don't even think that's like crazy man.
He's literally chilling.
Oh god damn bro.
god damn bro
if i catch my son watching this shit bro this is gonna
oh my god chat this is and they're talking about y'all bro are they talking about y'all bro
yo
my son gonna be doing an oklahoma drill against a semi truck bro what
Because I think entertainment has everything, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well, she's right, you know.
Like people watch Love Island, you know what I mean?
I can't lie, that's slob.
But it's good though, it's good slob.
Drama slob.
People love that shit.
It's soft porn.
Girl, I mean, honest bro, people...
Fuck yeah, bro, I found out two of the core members are fucking racist, bro.
Oh man, hence I think I did a collab with those two. Holy shit, bro.
I need a stupid mistake on that part.
Man, it's a good thing I have proof on that they're racist too.
Even though it's an old quit, they still set it bro.
They are still good.
Either way.
Who's he talking about bro?
People.
Is he talking about me and Ron bro?
People.
Is he talking about me?
It's Ron.
I said neither go and Ron and Chris said it and I'm Ron
actually Ron might have actually said it
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. My life is over, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I have failed you.
Damn, bruh, damn, bruh, damn, Greg, you fucked up, dawg.
What?
Dang!
What the fuck?
That's actually kinda crazy.
Big streamer mail.
Then I realized what it is.
Crazy
Big streamer mail, then I realized what it is
There's a man
What are you sending me dad, what is this in back on this place?
He's the one who's doing
See this face
I hope that I never see that face ever outside of the dream.
What?
Low key, I get it.
Yo, Chad, we got any-
They in the life of YBG
The a be not good, bro a bees literally all his me bees are funny and shit. I came a lot of y'all
Just how you better look
All right, Channy reacts today stop stalling nigga
Bro, I uh, stop with this thong of shit, bro.
Any reacts today, any reacts today, cringe as hell.
Don't ever leave me this shit in my head, bro.
Any reacts.
reacts car update a chair just know I am handling things off stream from now on
you know I have been working on a car that I want bro that is gonna settle
with one car okay I picked one car already I think I think I'll do one more nothing's
confirmed it I'm gonna do one more driving test off stream you're on YouTube
you know my YouTube bar for a little bit got a balance both you feel me and then
I'm gonna do the review on YouTube and then we got a little YouTube video okay
And then you'll see yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to say too much now
Ask the Martin
9-11
McLaren McLaren
Triple S on it
Top left dub investigating America's most racist rituals
Cracker Barrel
Low-key not bad watches
Could be in Vegas could be in Miami
John that is definitely a John-ass fit for sure
Wait, what is she doing it for the last for the last day secret location
It's a surprise oh
for real so you think they would follow me over there?
Yo, take your guap!
All last day.
Monster male.
Will you see me hide?
All right, bro.
Chad, it's Good Reacts investigating
America's most racist restaurant.
I'm not gonna lie, I love Dub, I miss Dub.
But actually, should I call Dub?
because our little road trip is very soon.
Call it a day.
Call it a day, man.
Come on, y'all, y'all, now y'all need to go to you.
Yeah, pick up the phone bro come on though
That shit grown on me he's busy bro I mean he's a father bro he's a father it's all
good it's all good good to reacts great
you too good don't put this in with the
five brah above average truth or drink
got way too personal I let me know if
I want to watch this bro
Look at him bro
Yo, careful real
Oh, yeah for real bruh
I brought y'all y'all three views on YouTube
No, no, no, no, no watch not trying to watch this P. You should do this
Yo guys, I know you're probably man get this shit out of here, but I'm never doing that shit in my life
I
Today's new we start again co-bar R.C. After they spotted his signature on the sentence JBS speakers are flaming after looking like a kid
Why the hell leave 23 is me
Oh
That's a sorry sorry
They say they just hop on a dick right
Yes, and a better fucking job
She didn't say shit when I first wrote on it all the sudden all I see when I dick right you want to hop on
I know I need a new signature bro, look it's default as fuck I'm working on it though
What about sketch bro? He should have literally just all cats
Oh
Fucking oh my god, bro. I bet this money was in the chair
It's my new signature. I bet what is me? This is me. I
I gotta go cursive on them though for sure. How do I make this thicker?
This is me. So a cursive J
Into a T and then the W and then boom. Maybe do like a line all throughout
I ain't gonna lie not bad at all kid. Not bad at all kid
You know, but no JTW
It obviously
This is not the word you bro. I know man. Listen. This is potential. This is good. It's not bad
Yes, I know John's at sinners, bro
What are they doing the looky curious cuz John was in New York City that means sin is in New York City, right?
Hello there, I'm not doing a react to react good reacts good reacts. Let me know let me know
Last to fall asleep USA addiction two-hour video, you know, this is a great off-stream watch. I'm gonna be honest
You know what I mean? I love the Simon and I miss now on this, but I think you're good to go
I'm leaving core. I'm out of here
Say we're not a vlog
I think dub most racist restaurants from down to react to this. This is good reacts
That last
When I was growing up saw that already
Okay, great reaction.
What is this?
Just content.
It's just content.
It's just rage bait, bro.
Let me just keep doing this, maybe Yugi's in it.
Reacting to reactions.
Yeah, no.
Here we go.
Investigating America's most racist restaurant.
And maybe after we can go and test them out ourselves.
Not a bad show.
It was a restaurant that every black person thought was racist.
I don't know, maybe it was.
And I remember being a kid,
my mom used to refuse to go to this place.
I'm talking about no chance in the head.
I mean, even the name of the restaurant kind of sort of sounds like a race about if you're in the black community
You should know a restaurant. I'm talking about but if you don't it's this one right here cracker bear
Has anyone here eaten at cracker bear?
Now if I see a white person right now and I call them a crack they gonna be offended
Oh, so why would you name a restaurant that but like never had this in my life?
Seriously my mom would never go to this place. I'm talking about ever my granny
I remember one day. I was like granny. We should go try this. She was like no and to be honest
I think I want to even say that I like literally what's black community dumb this is considered a racist wrestler
No bullshit. So I did just see is this restaurant races is it good? Where's he at?
Do they even have this go in and have a good time and good eats. Hello
We're off the back. It do look patriotic. I think that's what they call like patriots like this do look like the people that voted for Trump
Like what's what type of flag is this going?
Just you know, is this a confederate flag? Just let me know. I know it doesn't them question
You know that you haven't like no, it's not a confederate. Confederates like different ones like with a S
It's just an American flag. This is not America. It's just a flag. I
I'm just asking it a question.
These little flags, I've never seen this flag.
In the hood.
I've never even seen this flag in LA before.
It was already giving me, but, eh, vibe.
What kind of flag, wait, what kind of flag is this anyways?
Good question for me, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
What type of flag is this?
I mean, walking up and being like walking,
I got a lot of signs.
Look cool, look nice.
Now, behind me right here is rocking chairs.
These are rocking chairs right here, right?
and my green wash.
Are you out your goddamn month?
My granny said, maybe my granny was a little racist,
but my granny always used to say that.
She used to say the white people watch the slaves
and they're rocking their rocking chairs
when she did like rocking chairs.
So I got sad, baby this place is racist.
We coulda seen.
Oh, Ron, come back in.
What?
Bro!
Old style, like bro,
I remember this stuff when I was little.
This does not look like a restaurant.
These things right here, like these things.
These little sticks.
Bro, my mom used to get us these little sticks
when he was younger, bro.
Bro, this is my, I swear to God, on my child's life.
This is not the first time ever seeing this thing.
This is how much I say I look like.
Huh.
And it's a dud, it's not a dub.
It stopped playing with me, bro.
I don't have to back me in here.
I can't wait to see Dub again, bro.
It do seem like an older place.
but like me knowing what people say about this place,
it do seem like it's a little,
it might not be, but it's just giving me a little vibe.
All right, let's check out the menu.
So I got some cinnamon rolls, skillet, the cool,
the daily dish Monday and Tuesday.
What's today?
So Tuesday would be baked chicken breast.
Hash brown casserole toss.
This is definitely WPS.
Nashville. It's like a fried chicken here. Well, how could this place be racist if they said fried chicken?
I gotta try it though. I ain't gonna lie. Menu ain't talking about nothing, you know. Look, I'ma be honest. Being in here, seeing this menu,
it ain't giving niggas. Niggas ain't supposed to- I don't think this is a racist restaurant, but niggas ain't supposed to be here.
Why the hell would I want some fish and some goddamn fried old grease? Bullshit.
All right, so I'm out of there. Now I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, what do you even says going in this restaurant thinking that it was gonna be a racist restaurant
I kind of was like let me see if it's racist stuff going on the workers amazing the workers the waiters
They were honest review the people in there
I think the people in there think what I think too like a this is a racist restaurant niggas ain't supposed to walk in
So when a nigga walk in there, they were just staring the whole goddamn time like so like you can like Nick
I'm just waiting on my food. Yeah, I'm not gonna say that I didn't feel welcome
But I didn't feel welcome with the people but I did order a bunch of stuff
Like I said the customer service was amazing. I ordered the stuff and I said I want you what to go
God damn think a racist fly just flew on my mouth. Anyway, I did
Speaking of race. Let's get a race bull going in the chat right now
I'm honest. Can we make a race bull just try to see something just trying to get a quick demographic check real quick in the chat Asian
Hispanic, black, white. Let's get a race white. Let's get them on the chat going right now, man.
Hey, Mons, run the pool. Mons, please do your job. Mons, please, please, please.
Get a chance to order, but it was super quick. I ordered it to go. I came outside and then it was done instantly.
So let me show you what I got. Let's see if this race, a crack of barrel food is good.
So this is the bag that it came in.
Arab Arab, yeah, yeah Arab. Wait. No, isn't Arab Asian though. Do we have the pool? No, it's bro
It's like bro. This is this is nothing pinned right now. It's just a blank pin, bro
I came on to delete the message
All right, bro, I'll do it myself
Do I put a rab or a rab or do I put Middle Eastern Middle Eastern Asian though, right
Middle Eastern Middle Eastern
actually actually fucking shit mods man I guarantee you my mom mods by typing
fuck this
how do I add new mods and they don't even mama you're daring are you out for
You fucking mind, bro?
Now, I'm gonna give you a pass down
because you'll be making it mad hard for me.
And what I ordered was, what I did is,
I got something called a fried chicken steak, I guess.
And this is D.
My white community went up, bro.
It right here, so basically this is just a chicken pat this was $16
Hey, nothing else come with this is this it yes, I guess I'm shout it to the white people in the chat man
I don't I think it's supposed to come with gravy or something. I don't know what this is. It's just yeah, basically
Chicken patty well, I just got some
I thought that was beef!
A cup of gravy, so maybe he's supposed to pour that on there.
You know what, I'm just gonna dig into this.
I'm just gonna dig.
Matter of fact, no, let me just put everything out.
Cause I'm anxious.
I got everything right here.
So, we have some fried.
I thought this was like a piece of steak.
Chicken with some gravy.
We got a biscuit and a muffin.
And it came with honey and butter.
Hey, man, since we got a lot of white people
in the chat right now, man,
let me know what y'all think about these eats.
Are these good eats or resident evil eats?
Yeah, whatever the hell this is,
I think this is the casserole thing that I ordered.
And then we have some meatloaf fried chicken.
Good, good, good eats.
Colby, Colby.
Chicken, macaroni, and green beans.
This is all the food right here.
Ian, Ian!
This does not look bad.
This food doesn't look bad at all.
Like I'm not mad at it.
But as I know as a food god, I am here to eat this food
and try it and grade it one through 10.
Let y'all know my honest opinion.
So I've never had chicken and gravy, white gravy before.
It's just like chicken is made for hot sauce.
It's not made for grape.
But let's see if we can pick these in there and see.
Let's see what this tastes like.
What this tastes like we're here just this part right here.
No dance.
You had KFC and then.
No dance.
And then y'all was arguing about two, three hours you was like damn I got a famous bowl
in the car.
Then it all sweated out.
That's kind of like what this, the sauce tastes like.
Let's just see if this is good or not.
Dub, look at the inside, man.
It doesn't even look like chicken.
Do the dance, Dub.
This tastes like the school once lady had a bad day.
She caught her husband cheating.
She can't miss work because she's the breadwinner.
And she can't put that much rub in it.
This is what it tastes like.
This tastes like trapezoid food.
Now I can understand why a person that ain't-
Great description.
...in the garden with some onion powder or like this,
but I shouldn't talk about nothing.
But this would be one of the biggest things on the menu.
This ain't tired of buying.
Nah, if I was dating a girl, she said,
hey, I want to cook for you.
And she cooked me this shit.
Yeah.
I'm still in her TV remote before I get the fuck apart
of you.
I'm a put man, bruh, this is bullshit.
Whoever made this in America,
like the main dish combination, you need your ass beat.
All right, next thing we're gonna try is meatloaf.
Yeah!
One of my favorite meals that I've never had.
Like, I've been...
Really, that shit literally looks like just banana bread.
It looks disgusting.
wardrobe must have gave him a concussion.
See, you're weird as fuck, bro.
You knew this video was made way before
wardrobe put the beats on dub.
Don't have it that much,
but if I knew how to make it, I would make it.
And it just looked like it's a lot of preparation.
The next thing we're gonna try is this meatloaf. It do look a lot of like pretty dry
I'm not on life, but I thought about it and I want to ask ladies y'all a question so I'm cuz I'm
Are all like like do you only get because this is a dry-ass piece of meatloaf to women both agree
What I actually all ladies do y'all get like you only get wet when you're
Attracted to somebody or like an asexual and what is he talking about bro? I thought this was a food review
Hey, to all the women in the chat,
they'll listen to that real quick.
And we can both agree.
What are actually our ladies?
Can y'all get, like, you only get wet
when you're attracted to somebody
or like in a sexual encounter?
Is that the only time y'all get wet?
I mean, y'all, can y'all get wet?
Like, like, let's say for example,
you walk into 7-Eleven and you went in there
for smart water and you was prepared to spend $4.79.
And then you went in there
and it was like two for $4.79.
Like, would that make you wet?
like is wet and excitement thing or is it just like a sexual thing let me know in
the comments I want to know that but anyway I don't know Jack be honest
that's a great question you know from the outside looking in hearing this
question is probably like what the fuck are you asking but that's genuinely a
good question because I don't know let me check that
comments no woman in these comments so let me know chat do y'all to what to
the women in the chat, do y'all get wet from being attracted to someone or being just excited
about something like a 2-4-1 package to do a water model at 7-11? Let me know. Let me
know. Which one? Y'all get excited and get wet? Or y'all are attracted to get wet?
both. Oh, I saw Sydney both. Okay. Okay. Hey, thank you, Sydney. Thank you for your opinion.
I know
They did give us some ketchup, which is cool. That's a dude. Hey, he's ketchup. Sydney is not a unisex name
Give them the benefit of dollars. Get that on my
meatloaf
Try it
I knew he was gonna zoom in in this old white couple
We ain't pleased nice people bad. It ain't no reason why people walking and living on the top
if i bit my tongue and continue to bit my tongue this is what this meatloaf tastes like
this is what i think cat vagina like if i was to eat a cat out this is what i feel like
genuinely how do you even think of doing that for dub what the fuck are you thinking about
What? Jason, I'm HBO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. No.
Pat Bajani would feel like it if I'm being honest.
How's he even imagining that, bro? Imagine eating at Casper Time.
I don't even want to. What is he talking about?
This shit is ass. And it has, look how soft.
Like, I get it's just ground beef with this shit ass.
I know that.
There's no reason for me to be in this store.
That one chatter is crazy.
There's no reason for me to be walking in here.
I'm not gonna rate it out.
It was going on in my life,
cause I'm stressed out because
I gotta find good food wherever I go.
It can't be like this.
Now, if I was hungry and I wanted to enjoy a meal
and the waiter brought me this,
I wouldn't sit down until the waiter.
But I go back here and beat the shit out that cook.
I'm gonna try these biscuits.
This is a cornbread.
Like how you eat a wardrobe dove.
You never messed up the cornbread.
Cornbread.
God damn.
You gotta know me, I don't do these with no beds.
I just don't want to call me a fucking,
the world attack.
Biscuit, bite of the biscuit?
That shit dried.
The biscuit is a biscuit.
You know, they got these bitches drive the motherfuckers.
She drive over here.
Jesus Christ.
It ain't no flavored like.
These two things just taste like,
you know, a cornbread, cornbread,
and a biscuit or biscuit.
And if you think of what a biscuit
and cornbread tastes like.
I'm thinking.
And then had nothing else in it,
but biscuit and cornbread,
this is what it just tastes like.
I understand completely.
Sprinkled some cinnamon, some salt.
Delicious flour and water
My god, they should look ass. I don't even I don't want to try this
Cheating the black even because they be putting on the good restaurant to give me different flavor. This is some bullshit. All right, so
This is what's gonna make you?
fried chicken
Even a fried chicken which is just
From looks here, but you're not giving it. We're gonna give it the minute for the no
macaroni is a hard thing to
And this is the thing when it comes to restaurants.
Why the hell, if you know your macaroni ads,
why would you make a recipe?
Well, let's try it.
Let's see.
Macaroni from Cracker Barrel.
Talk to me, Doug.
Not a single dub gets?
For real?
It's got to be dog shit.
Doug, talk to me.
Bro.
Yes?
When I say these niggas put noodles, cheese, and milk,
that's it.
Not this, which is pepper,
and damn sure ain't no goddamn salt.
I'm not gonna lie, eating this food,
right now, it makes me racist, I can't go lie.
It'll make me want to say, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my God, speaking of fucking racist,
shitty, terrasque, restaurants,
Mother, I, oh my god, dude.
Yesterday, I ordered Chinese food.
Okay, yes, I ordered Chinese food,
Jason eating Chinese food, a classic, you know what I mean?
Of course, say whatever you want.
I had Chinese food from Don, D-A-N, modern Chinese.
I had a Don mine, short rib, chow mein noodles.
Oh my god there was a piece of fucking cardboard in my food I swear to God I took a picture
can I sue bro no genuinely this restaurant right here Don modern Chinese there was a
bro you know it's crazy the shit was good as fuck I was even knew these shit was so
good it tasted so good I have a picture yes this one right here little package meal it
It was good as fuck.
Brother, there was a piece of cardboard there.
How is it racist?
Great hate farms?
Hate farm?
Are you even for God damn mine?
Do not say fucking hate farm.
Brother, if I get cardboard in my food,
that is not a hate farm, bro.
Look at this shit.
I
Killed it already, bro. I literally already finished the fucking noodles. Do you see that fucking burnt look at thee?
Brother, that's a piece of cardboard
And yes, I know it's greasy, but come on. Let me try that a little bit there. Look at that
I
Create cardboard that's steak. That's not fucking steak bro. There was steak in there
I think I can know the difference between steak and cardboard
Okay, free protein
Looks like a bone
How you gonna tell me bro? I dead ass picked it up. I looked at it
Am I fucking high?
El hate for
You're gassing me? No, no, no. Am I getting it trolled right now?
Chat, if there is a piece of cardboard in your food, what would y'all do?
I was told to sue, but I was like, there's no proof, like, they could have been like,
oh, you placed the cardboard in there, like, I don't even know how that works.
Eat it. What do I, I didn't even get a refund.
I just, because I already ate them near all of the noodles.
Jason and Lee, be grateful you are able to eat something
because there's people that don't eat anything W speed.
You know what, Clay?
You're right, bro.
You're right.
You're right, bro.
You know what?
You're right, dude.
You're right.
Let's get a heart with a bandage.
I'm not gonna sue, but I'm just saying.
Don't eat this at this restaurant.
I don't even care about it.
I don't even care.
There was a piece of fucking cardboard in my food.
Don't eat that pepper, son.
When I was growing up,
Rachel Slurred somebody.
I'll put some salt and pepper in.
Let's see.
She would lose salt and pepper.
It went from a two and a half to a four.
It's not bad with salt and pepper.
It's cool.
we had saw the pepper though I shouldn't have to add it now you got the
green beans right here let's try to get you like this yes ma'am this is my
first time trying this yes ma'am I do I do food review so I record myself
eating food WNPC have a great day ma'am
Oh, God, these are the old, look at them, on a shag.
That nice lady right there?
To be honest, we don't live that long.
And she said this is pretty good.
She ain't never had no food in her life.
Damn right.
That lady is going to go meet God soon,
never having this good food.
See, that's fucked up.
Yeah, that is fucked up.
What do you mean she's about to meet God?
And she's never eating good food before.
That's fucked up dude.
This green beans is fucking terrible.
Let's try chicken, this is what we're here for.
Yeah?
Hold it!
Second bite!
Head tilt, fourth bite, peel, biscuit combo, catch up.
No, this is the worst shit I have ever done.
Bro, all my life, bro, I probably need to get the fuck away from America, bro.
If you sit right here, it's starting to piss me the fuck off.
Y'all are shaking baked chicken, at least to make that fucking food.
This is what this is.
Shake a bag of bull shit.
This is not food.
This is terrible, bro.
And then the biscuit fucked the chicken up even more.
How do you put a biscuit on something
and it make the chicken, the biscuit,
and my mouth fucking dry at the same goddamn time?
This is terrible.
Worst should I ever have.
This would be the worst restaurant I ever had.
It was some good customer service, worst should ever.
Now you know I have to do this.
Let me compare what this whole meal is, right?
Let me compare this.
You on your way to a girl house, you excited.
You all texting, sexting, and you on your way.
You tell her, hey, I'm on my way, don't go to sleep.
You stop at the gas station, you go get you some gum.
You make sure your meat ain't sweaty.
You make sure your balls right,
cause she might lick them.
You get all the way to her house.
And when you get all the way to her house,
she texts you, let me know when you five minutes away.
You let her know when you seven minutes.
10 minutes and when you text her hey I'm five minutes away she never text back
still proceed to drive five minutes away she's still don't text back so you
tell yourself damn bro maybe she in the bathroom maybe she in the hallway maybe
she ain't here at home she fell asleep or she with the next nigga that's what
this disappointment tastes like he was all excited proven niggas wrong did
all this shit, drove, he experienced it, watched your car, no ass.
This is how disappointed I am in this shit.
Let's call some hash brown casserole.
You get caught on me.
Hash brown casserole?
Oh
Yeah, this this was instantly trashed
This is this I ain't saying crack a barrel racist, but
Be racist today ass don't come here see our next video
Alright Chad, let me know if y'all want us to go to Kroger Bear or not, bruh.
You been a truck?
Oh, sup, bruh.
Yo, sup, bruh.
I say, hey man, uh, you know how I want to swim, where do you miss shit?
You know the only way things fair change?
Yeah.
For duty here, bruh, let's go.
Wait, what?
Let's go for duty here, bruh.
Duty here?
Yeah, it's going crazy bro.
Um, ain't you a arky supposed to get that shit, bro?
No, bro, I lost my dough, bro.
I lost my dough.
You said chop, so, hey, you said chop, so, so, hey,
I'm sad, like, big or sad, I can't.
Damn, bro.
No, you let him go.
No, bro.
Wait, you lost your dude a hole, bro.
To the big bomb bomb.
I got my dough.
This is right now.
You know what I mean?
It should be you on that bike with him, bro
to come on take the security and bring me down
I'm going to witch you, that's my business here
if you win any award I'm going to witch you
I want to go bug
I'm bugging
you're bugging bro
I'm bugging
bro, if I, hey
actually no
whoa whoa whoa, worry about a save bro
nothing nothing nothing
bro, worry about a save bro
bro, how about you get out of bed bro
How about you get out of bed and start your fucking day? It's 2 p.m. I
Don't know your city. I don't know anything
You need to get a job
Alright chat, let's see, how far is Cracker Barrel?
24 minutes 24 minutes ride for a cracker bear or muckbang chat. What we thinking? What we
thinking? What we thinking? That's actually not a bad shot at all, bro. Trying to be
most racist restaurant in America. Not a bad shout at all. Not a bad shout at all, bro.
Take Adapt. Oh my god. YouTube title, already good live channel video. Oh, YouTube. Oh my
god. Spin back on Chinese spot and order the same dish. I don't know why, bro. That
Chinese spot I've seen the area in person anyway I'm gonna be honest but
I'm gonna get there do what bro hey whoever made this fuck I don't have that
I threw it away I don't have anyone
press that no this is bad to be a McDonald's ordering the whole menu
McDonald's and say they gave me all water type of stream you know I'm not
I'm trying to do that.
What are you supposed to do?
Maybe I have money to evaluate today?
Nope, tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the 1st of September.
I will be picking up Valkyrie from her shoe.
So it'll be very early in the morning.
Probably like 11.45, because she
said she'd be up in like 12.
To crack your barrel, we go.
The YBG!
That was Suki?
What is this?
Hey man!
T-Banks from Forest plus Deb from LBGT with a jolly ass who got a new car, Gege.
I am not that athletic man!
How the fuck are you underhanded using the weather?
So this is what caused them to go home early bro they didn't even do three days that's
Fucking crazy AJ. You can't do three days now AJ. I'm about to get out of your ass. Are you serious?
You can't do three days, bro
Why couldn't they do three days why couldn't they finish they did 28 hours? Oh
It was task based
So what will complete complete house complete? Oh, okay, okay
to in some change
28 hour of tasks. They change is completely tasks. Okay
Makes sense. All right chat. Let's go out real man. Maybe up. Maybe a death
Maybe a death would be down to come on me, bro
maybe vice and crackers I cracker bear maybe
Did they boot up? Did they boot up?
What is this?
Yo, why have you ever been in a cracker barrel?
Fuck no.
That's a delish.
Is it?
Yeah?
You're having a lot more.
Yo, yo, yo, Chad, we are around.
I'll set you some of the funniest ones.
Tell Doug to meet you, bro.
Doug is busy taking care of you all.
And he's got also a lot of good dress, bro.
Is that a tiger bro?
That's low bro, that's not a tiger bro fish.
You fucking fish?
I started wearing booty shorts
or spanked with the long shorts?
It doesn't, man.
I don't know.
She keeps it on, I guess.
Long shorts make you look tiny?
No one does it.
No, I don't.
I'm just going to get it tough, bro.
Now you're making me insecure, bro.
I said, long shorts make you look tough.
You make me so close to the top.
Well, you look tough, bro.
There, you look tough.
You're tough, bro.
You're tough.
W1.
I don't have it, but you're going to have to get one by dance.
I might get an Aston Martin though.
Aston Martin though?
That's not he.
What about McClaren?
McClaren GTS.
You're going to rock that bitch around.
Claren my clarin gts you don't wrap that bitch around a tree
Are you crazy if I get a turbo s I'm like genuinely got
Okay, Wednesday night, bro, can I be your cameraman we do the day stop
get up get out of bed smoke some weed jerk off no it's not that's not your day
bro fucking day you never like my day
hate camera for a day bro
I love to forget my code
I don't know, man.
Better get mad.
Fucking murder, bro.
Better be blowing me something, bro.
Fuck out of me.
You're gonna pay.
So should I dress like a racist? How do we go about this?
Yeah, probably be pretty racist on the fit.
Umm...
How do you dress racist?
Let's say like, maybe white polo...
You could honestly keep the booty shorts if you're trying to dress racist.
White polo on me.
Polo...
With preppy.
With camo.
It's probably preppy and fratty.
Look, I want my light cam on my head.
Okay.
Oh, gotta get a little trucker out, huh?
No.
What would you say to me?
There's got to be a supper date,
bear if I keep bear, who remembers that?
That.
Lacey?
Ask Lacey.
Argentina, Jersey, you know what I mean?
That's pretty racist, bro.
Camel, a lot of Camel.
Oh, I did, got it.
That shirt bro, this is pretty racist all perfect
You know booty on the shorts
I have I actually hit legs today
They hit squats, bro. I did squat you did squire did squire your shit not jumping at all
You gotta do hip thrust or some shit both
I ain't got a lot of bro that shit not working.
It's not working?
I'm working on the legs but not the butt.
It's not working?
Oh, your butt disappeared.
Yeah, muscle man butt.
Oh my god you look racist.
What'd you say?
You glasses.
I don't know.
Yeah, sure, wrinkly as fuck.
That's why I get his braces, sir.
I don't even know what I did to it.
Shit, bro, can we tell you what?
Yeah.
Ta-da?
Yeah.
You got your keys?
You want one?
Yeah, sure.
You got your keys, bro?
Let's go to Crackin' Bear!
Anybody want to join?
Nobody want to go to Kroger, bro.
I don't think anyone's ever said that shit in that life.
I don't even call this shit Kroger.
I don't know, bro.
Is it because it's...
Ask Daddy, bro. He's not live, dude.
He's definitely not trying to go, bro.
I'm not trying to wait.
I'll go back and we can do a Naruto segment.
Try the most racist restaurant in America.
Betsy!
Maybe Betsy wants to go.
I'm taking that fucking me back on Wednesday, bro.
All right, and there's no if and or buts.
Might have to steal that shit if I need to.
Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira, Ausami, Mira, Mira, Mira on the wall.
How's Tracker Barrel races?
Oh, Tracker Barrel employee right there.
Mira, Ausami, Diana, Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira.
Yep.
All right.
Get Dru to come.
Is your working?
Where's Lacy?
That Mira looks good.
Oh, I bet.
Sounds good.
Who's special lady?
chill bro chill
i'll gas in my head up bro
are you
sounds like burgers barking again
you know how burger gets
that's linda oh interesting
linda behind you
nope and she's not actually
um yellow not yellow bro like yeah i know
not going on a date with yellow bro
so you want to date when you link him in mirror and three weeks fuck you yeah i don't know
Oh my fucking god.
What the hell did you say to me?
I didn't say anything, sir.
Should I get some food and cracker beer?
I can't, I can't do that.
I don't even know.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here, man.
So, you being co-piloted today?
That's right.
Get drew?
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, look how drew, bruh.
Maybe my duality year, when do we go?
I don't know if my duality year coming up, bruh.
We gotta get that do it, bro.
You said load it.
You fuck with a goatee?
I fuck with a goatee, bro.
What's the content?
Fake?
Well, can it be fake or not?
I don't know.
I've never grown it out.
This is three days, I think.
I don't know.
It's a bad state.
But once you get to the fake part, bro, all right.
Should I save the whiskers, though?
Because, like, they grow out uneven.
But then it's gonna turn your stash like too small.
That's how I be.
So I just keep it.
I'm not a bad savior.
Dude come on Drew.
Bro, why does someone like you?
Why does someone hate you?
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
What's he saying?
Is he on vacation?
Getting airbived?
What did Penn save?
I don't see Penn.
Drew's on a plane.
Oh Drew just hit me.
He's on a plane.
What's up, bro? I'm gonna leave him on delivery.
I'm just kidding, I'm gonna text him back.
Why you gotta paint it goatee?
Yugi?
Whether Yugi is in bed.
Let's just go, bro.
Me and you, man.
Just the boys.
Come on, just the boys, bro.
Hey, YG, you've never been at Cracker Bear, right?
Never, ever.
You gotta really taste this food,
and you gotta see if we walk in, bro,
and people start staring at you.
Like, that's how you know.
Oh, good.
It could be like a sunken place, or not?
um
it might be oh shit
fuck
forgot
i'm gonna need to take this on date night though
bro
who the fuck is shitting on my car
what's happening today
god
oh
whoa
you
who
what you gonna do to your car
i'm about to tell lu
to clean that shit
can't scrub me
are you in the hell
hell
flock bro
Let's take the new whip.
She's a beauty.
Good fucking vibes here.
Pink's chipping all over, but it's okay.
You don't lock your car?
No, I mean it's in a gated community with two gates.
Oh, he's burning hot, man.
Maybe I'll turn the AC on for you, Bubba.
The key goes right here.
Put it in and turn it.
There you go.
And I'll turn the AC button on and off right there.
Oh, turn it off.
Why is it not on bro? So it's still off so press on. There you go. Boom. You got it. Let's give it a sec
Now it's on auto so you're gonna go like that
Actually
Yeah, why is he so obviously like that bro. No your seat bro
Who's in a passenger nobody
Nobody jerk
Hey, what did they talk to me about this girl bro like I wanted to talk to you about it, bro
But I want to talk to you in person
Sorry for the story for like what if I blow up my spot and she calls me
Wow, she called you. That's true. All right, so basically right so I was at the code party, right?
I was with the greedy goblins
Okay, so I see I'm about to find something right if I bull told me now. I'm not working tonight, bro
they gave up they gave up oh yeah you told me that isn't way wait wait
cracker bear like wait wait where's this cracker you said it was 20 minutes
away that was 20 minutes away but
this is a four fucking minutes why are you on google maps dude
hey bro has 38 minutes dude there's one that was 20 away
back there bro that's just a 25 miles bro what the fuck
that's a fucking hike man bro there is my fucking content
bro what the fuck are we gonna do now i'm in a car already bro
What the fuck are we gonna do now?
What the fuck bro?
40 minute driving seg into a 5 minute eating seg into another 40 minute driving seg
Let's run it bro
No way dude
I'm pissed now bro
Go to the OSDS house in Denwood bro
In Denwood
Are you supposed to do that then?
Come on bro
Bro in the way
YBG podcast
Alright great just continue your story bro
Alright so the story was, right?
So Red Fine signed to give up
And I was like, what the fuck? Bro y'all supposed to be greedy guys
Was y'all the shirts of OSDS y'all gave up on me?
Okay
Then gets to save the day
Laser
There's this girl I was talking to right
And she was awesome and I was talking to her
And then the conversation just ended
Cause she was with her friends
And my friends didn't want to come with me to talk to them
So then Laser walks up to her
And he's like, yo my friend why don't you want to see her Instagram?
I'm not gonna get you guys
That's actually a good idea.
I do need gas.
All right.
So then, oh yeah.
So the wheel is not straight.
Yeah.
So then I text her bro and then the next day gets what she told me.
She said the ball was in your court.
Oh, the ball was in my court.
I never heard that in my life.
There ain't never been a ball in my court once in my life.
Oh, she said the ball was in your court last night.
Bro that mean that like that mean like that that that I could have been risen huh if I was talking to her
So that those job so you weren't confident in yourself, but she was feeling exactly
D
Bro, she said the ball was in your court
And we really got freaky that night. What you need freaky bro. You really could have been on some like
some cool shit that night but you just didn't think it was possible I mean
yeah but I didn't think it was possible but now we go to the movies on was it
what was movie on spider-man you already watched it I saw the pirate
did worse and I never seen the theaters a movie for first date though bro I
want to move in my first ever date movie for you know how do you supposed
gonna get to know her talk a little bit during the movie both already seen a
movie
why would you go watch a movie?
Movies are background noise!
What the fuck are you talking about?
You can't talk at a movie!
No you can't!
Everyone's expecting all the people around you to watch the movie!
First on is going to be no one in that theater, so I think it came out three months ago
Second off
Movies are living background noise
You just trying to get freaky
What are you talking about?
Well, a lot of you are weird and a lot of you know I'm not
Two?
That's my last two, bro. I'm in the ball. Hey, I'm going hell after this, bro
Yeah, I don't know, bro
You never met a girl you take a girl on a movie day for the phone. The movies is late. I love the movies
Yeah, me too. What is it? What's a better first date?
Like like a dinner or cafe. Hey, you're a free ticket
Well, you were free dinner ticket, bro. Hey ladies, there's no way to free dinner ticket, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What are you talking about bro that's a good that's a good first date cuz then you get to talk to her
You get to know that is you know, let me explain social dynamics with you
So that's a forced conversation bro when there's a movie there is something that you're supposed to be doing watching the movie
And you have a conversation that's extra bro. It's not like
Yes, we are
Because people around you are trying to watch the movie.
Oh, the theater is gonna be empty.
Because Spider-Man came out three months ago.
And you knew that happen?
And I'm not gonna be screening.
Because every time I go to a movie late, like I'm doing now, the theater's always empty.
Nah, bro.
You gotta switch it up, bro.
Oh, I don't know.
You gotta switch it.
Oh, I already paid for the movies.
I will pay for your tickets.
Oh.
For what? The movie tickets?
Yeah.
I know, you already bought them, right?
I did it.
It didn't go real quick! Why are you so excited with the movie ideas?
Because the movies is awesome!
They're awesome I agree, but not for first day!
Come on! Let's go to dinner, right? Let's go to dinner!
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e. Sit across from each other.
And all we have to do is talk!
Oh, I can get you a deer spot where there's a movie you can sit next to her.
Okay.
Okay, I want to go to the movies!
Oh my God.
Movies sound like I'm late night.
I like arcade, maybe minigolfing.
I was like, you could teach her how to minigolf.
All those ideas are better in concept
and also better later down the line date, bro.
Nice.
Movie is like more of a second, third date.
No, movie's like a first time,
like first encounter type thing,
or second encounter maybe.
I'm about to read the chat, what do they know
what it is?
Cause all my chat, they're like sex experts.
They're also dating experts as well.
I don't want to talk, might be that you're a kid,
I'm scared you're really a rookie.
Yeah bro, you guys all have fucking girlfriends,
I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, bro, my whole character are sex demons, man.
Oh, bro, and by the way, bro, like, yo, I'm still,
listen, all right, let me say something out, bro.
Life being chopped, bro.
You gotta test out the water.
Life being chopped, I don't know what they say.
Listen, like, no, no, I'm saying that.
Life being chopped, or you gotta test out the water,
bro, all right, we'll just chill, chill live,
Also
You're not gonna get to know someone at the movies bro. God
Okay, okay, okay
So you're gonna go
So you didn't tell her today
Then I'm gonna say all right, I'm a preference to the movies because then I'm gonna bring the greedy goblins
I'm a break satya run a fire see you see how we have this you can evolve into a different thing
Good bro, I love going to the movie
You say what?
Fuck you in a
Sabotage bro
You want content, bro? No, okay
Yo, bro, did you
Fuck asshole brush a break check this because you're in the accord bro
He was like, you know, we're never gonna make that I should break check this fucking don't do it
Sigh.
Alright.
Hey bro, why everything gotta be a joke to you, bro?
I'm not making it a joke. I'm being genuinely serious.
If you want a good first date, you wanna get to know this person on a deeper level,
then like a little icebreaker questions,
because that's all you're gonna slip through on a fucking movie date.
If you wanna actually get to know the person,
you gotta get cafe,
we've both already seen the movie, bro.
Then what the fuck is the point of watching?
So then just take her to your place at that point, bro!
Dude.
Jen Lido!
That was a good idea!
I'm going with the idea.
I want to go to the movies.
You must have broken.
Can you watch a horror movie at least?
I could watch a horror movie.
There is insidious out, but...
And he's like, I don't know, yeah, sure, fuck it, I'll keep lying.
Since you fucking, since I'm such a fucking loser,
I'm such a fucking idiot, I don't wanna fucking talk to girls.
I'll fucking go see a horror movie.
God damn, bro.
Fucking Riz master, Riz expert.
Not Riz, it's not Riz, but it's like common knowledge, bro.
Oh, the movie is a cool place to hang out.
I love the movies.
I love the movies too, bro.
We're going to circles now, man.
She, does she seem excited?
Yes, she was like, yeah, I wanna see a movie.
Yeah, I wanna see Spider-Man.
I should like that, bro.
I listen to Cameraman Swab.
Let me know.
No.
Let me know, bro.
No.
Masi said I can't go to Cracker Barrel, bro.
Bro.
I was so sad.
How the fuck did you see it was 20 minutes?
Well they literally said that at the house, I feel like I'm like, God damn, this shit kinda moves, bro!
What the hell are you, bro?
Bro, when you was driving in the Maybach, bro, I really could have dusted you, bitch, and I was lucky I gave you a chance.
Okay.
Tell them all yesterday.
Yeah, bro.
Are you laying switch like a hoe?
Yeah, bro, I'm just swimming.
You don't be swimming, you just be like, I turned now.
No, I don't, bro.
Yes, you do.
As soon as you turn your steering wheel, you're in the next lane, and then somebody behind me gets in front of me, and now I'm two cars behind you, bro.
That's not true.
I don't instantly turn unless I see you. I like it when I'm here. I'll show the check
David how am I supposed to know that you turn it so I get behind you
Where's this fucking gas station ever
I even turn all my fuck no, that's the highway
filling gas or YBG segment yeah let me know let me know
actual fucking cinema boys bro I wanted to go to the restaurant
What's the sign?
There's no substitute for cracker bro, what else is racist?
What's a racist ass restaurant?
Most racist restaurant in Los Angeles.
Wait, is that on the left or the right?
Look.
Okay.
Alright, yeah.
Hey, if y'all don't know, this is the same car, I mean gas station.
I mean gas station we did the core car video and the core tiktok right here
Holy legendary
You gotta press you gotta push it and you gotta press on this little thing by the door
Actually
all right I'm using plus I'm gonna tap bro it's you know that's a I'm gonna
tap versus in star it's our car all right how much does it take usually
well not like here bro like like 16 point you get pre-own yet we get
How does the road survive?
Yeah bro.
What is that?
How you doing today sir?
Uh, I'd like to do $60 on Punct 60s.
60s?
Yep.
Also, can I get a hot dog?
Hot dog? What?
One hot dog
Thank you man, thank you
You
Thank you so much sir
I can just grab a hot dog
Thank you sir
Which hot dog?
Which one do you suggest sir?
This is a...
Let's keep moving, let's keep going.
Don't be afraid.
Okay, let's go.
How's your day, sir?
Good, good.
Yeah, it's pretty good, sir.
You sure?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Hey, people.
Ready?
I'm ready.
I was supposed to go to the most racist restaurant in America.
So they did it wasn't close so they're not decided really needed to gas for this man right here
Just gonna get a gift for that
Oh, this one?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
My name is Chino.
Where are you from, sir?
From Mexico.
From Mexico?
No, no.
I'm from Mexico.
No, no, no.
I'll just use the little pen and paper.
Um, Mexican Independence Day is coming up.
What do you do? Uh, you do?
Oh, Jose.
And what do you do, Jose?
It's good hot dogs.
It's the white dude.
Delicious.
Well your dad doesn't...
I think I dad likes it.
He's calling me.
Episodes call him in.
Yo, Bev.
Yo.
Yo, Bev, you want a hot dog?
Uh, I don't think so. You need a Gatorade?
Gatorade? Yeah, I got you.
You just surprised me on the slaver.
I was surprised you.
I'll try one of these.
Do you want to try?
I'm going to eat it right now.
What?
I'm going to be there.
Left.
All of the MC, what flavor do you want, what I want, right?
I mean, you can't go wrong with the light blue flavor.
Hydrate's better than water.
Say hello to the skaters as well.
3, 2, 1, go!
Whoa!
What a segment of the year it's coming up, bro.
Fucking go boys. Got a gate array for Betsy. Hide that for a doubt
Incredible bro. Yes, chat. This is my new whip. I know we went test over turbo s test over
Aston Martin Vantage s, but listen y'all
Pops called me. It's like, yo you wasting money on this still gonna buy a house for me
I was like, you know what you write back set it for the
bad boy himself I'm not a poor be we got a v4 engine in here shit goes 0 to 16
in approximately 30 seconds you feel me this shit this shit can really whip
bro so yeah hopefully y'all enjoyed the YouTube video the car videos but this
right here this is what I settled for
New Jersey license plates but yeah yeah
he's intense for sure but we're decking out bro it's gonna be good it's gonna be
fine let me see there let me see let me see this cracker bro there's got to be
one closer do you try both the max
We go Apple Maps
There's a toasted barrel the fuck is a toasted barrel closed
Cracker barrel 24 miles
24 fucking miles damn what's gonna take us across the fucking planet 28 minute drive
I'm good
new tire segment
That's not bad
Chad 30 minutes for a second. Are we dead ass?
30 minute 5 minute eating sake 30 minute drive back home
Is that worth it?
But that's a good like you to video
Bye YBG, it's tasty.
Psst. Yo, no, bro.
I did ask if this should be the display, bro.
Alright, call them, bro.
No, no, you're scaring me, son. You're scaring me.
But you get us to be like, you get us to like her.
Oh, well, I used to be my dream girl.
No, bro.
Lay him by the feet.
Hi, bro. Hi, bitch.
I'm not doing this shit.
You, you want to...
Bro, tell me, you take one of my fits, bro.
I'll take one of your fits.
You want to take one of my fits?
Hell yeah!
Are you...
Did we fit the same?
Yeah.
It's about...
What about, what about...
Well, there you go, see you.
What about, uh...
What about the fits I gave you, bro?
But let's...
Oh, I got, oh, I got...
You're going to a...
Alright, real question is, bro...
You're wearing sweats to the theater?
You're wearing jeans.
You're wearing sweats.
You're wearing sweats?
Yeah.
I know the method, bro.
You're a weirdo.
I know the method.
You're, you're weird.
Hey, I got you weird.
I know what you're talking about.
You're weird, bro.
I know what you're talking about.
You're a sick-twisted me, you know that?
I'm not sick, bro.
I just, I see through you, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I see through you.
What's the point of wearing sweats at the theater?
What is it?
I'm wearing sweats, because all I have,
I didn't pack any jeans to LA.
What am I saying?
I guess you didn't pack any jeans.
I guess you don't have any,
a pair of, one pair of jeans in LA?
I don't have a pair of jeans in LA.
I'll fucking guess, bro.
That's the shortest that's it
Wearing wearing sweats on the first day. This is even a day, bro
Hey, I was so excited to tell you to
I'm gonna help and you got to see
You got to see in my point of view bro. If my man's go on a date
I want it to be the best first day ever
So if I hear movie I'm like, uhh movie is like, movie is I'm gonna be honest not the best first date, but
Poor movie. Now we're talking. Now, BUNNY G-KILL!
YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright, let's go let's go.
all right i'll watch the city
see it's calling him ybg
nah it's coming
wait i don't have the keys
no
hold on
my gear
oh my god idea bro
oh my god idea I remember McDonald's just released the one piece meal oh my god
September 15th never mind from boy has a minecraft cookie come on minecraft
cookie just came out my friend my crack we just came out swear it god my dog
Let's go get that fucking crumbled cookie.
I freaking go.
Alright chat, we're gonna be trying the new viral Minecraft cookie from Crumble Cookie,
and we're gonna get a, um, the dirty sprite soda.
Oh, what are the fuck they call?
Here we go, boys, let's go.
What's it called? Lacy knows what it's called.
What is it called?
Slop hot cheeto cookie
Heart attack heart attack
Minecraft cookie look fire
Three-minute driving say into a 15 minute eating saying into a five-minute driving
Maxed out fucking combo of food just got word though the hot cheeto crumble cookie apparently
Not selling anymore. They're not selling anymore for some reason wrong. That shit literally lasted not even a day
What
What about my phone maybe go through the messages or something? I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've read them
bro. Wait, how would you know? Well, what did you take your text? Oh, yeah, yeah, got it. I got it.
Hey they got cat treats at crumble cookie does anybody know burger and get a pop cup
a what for cat bro pop cups are for cats to lady loves pop cups
Hey
Oh bro does how does it go back? That's good. I said no, but how does it never do that?
I text
There's a car there, a car.
But I'm not like I'm not a Minecraft, you're a racist.
Oh my god.
You're still your racist bitch.
I'm not a racist bitch.
I go back home.
Now you gotta be racist like Crumble.
I don't have my Minecraft feet.
What the fuck?
Every race is a crumble bro
What are they saying bro?
I don't like going on a crumble with no microfit
It's crazy, not even a diamond sword bro
Oh my god bro, you can't let it stand
Oh but then I gotta go home
They saying go home, they saying go home bro
When they turn this bitch around
Are you dead ass?
They spam and change
I swear to god, I'm a right turn away from this couple
They are screaming, go home and change
Like literally they're screeching
There's no way bro
It's like a blood girdling fucking scream, bro.
Bro, dad, yo, I'm literally right fucking here.
They're literally begging you, bro.
So, so, so, go home.
Go home, James. Come back to me.
Are you serious?
So they're saying, bro, go home.
Go home and James. You're going on Twitter, bro.
What the fuck do you mean I'm going on Twitter?
I don't know why someone said you're going on Twitter.
What the fuck? I don't know.
I don't want to go on Twitter, bro.
It's too fucking bad.
If you're not on content, go home.
I'm on content, uh, so I don't know how to go on?
Well, that's just an expression.
I just didn't control it.
So go on!
You're still patient on rolling, bro.
No, I'm not, bro.
Yeah, go on.
I'm on right turn away from running, bro.
No, you're turning left, so...
I'm taking the direction right now.
I'm not gonna lie.
Fuck, bro.
I'm pro.
What the fuck am I doing, bro? I'm just gonna take a right turn, bro.
What if I don't even have a Minecraft fish?
What are you talking about?
I don't even have a Minecraft fish!
Alright, let's get a target and get a blue shirt then.
Are you at your fo- what the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, Steve from Minecraft wears a fucking blue shirt!
Go ahead and hunt a quarter-front of this guy and get him left lane.
No, bro!
I'm taking a right and we're going to crumble cookie.
Oh, we should really go to Target and get a blue shirt, bro.
You'll be in Steve's.
Fuck you!
Fucking Agent Steve, bro. I had this guy on Minecraft Xbox.
I don't have any- I mean, have any-
Yeah, Bolo, Targas, Bolo, Targas, Blue Shirt, Light Blue Shirt.
Ah, bro, I'm about to get this cookie.
You're breaking our immersion. I'm not alive, but I'm about to click off the screen.
No!
I'm about to click off the screen.
You won't see me get the cookie.
Oh, you're right, bro.
Oh, wow.
This is a very nice reliable car, just like that.
Oh, that's what I'm saying, bro.
You generally don't need any other car.
I haven't worked on it at all.
We got the tires changed, never did anything.
Let me see if I can reverse it.
Yeah, it's gonna be impossible.
My navigation system does not work.
I don't bet.
I guess we'll have to go all the way to fucking Texas, baby.
All we need is the mirrors.
We'll have to get the back mirrors, baby.
Come on.
It's just like not really buddying.
I don't prefer it.
She's a dead-ass waiter for me to climb down here.
I'm dead-ass.
I think so
Hold on
Yeah, I know
Talk to me
Don't ever call me a driver
Push
Okay
bro you think she gonna bring her friends or not
you have to call her and ask
yeah I got to call her
you got to call her
and does she like tune in to streaming
not that tuned in not that type of thing
not that type of thing
she went to a code party though
yeah I know but it was her friend her friend
her friend when they were together
okay so so does she know who you are
or does she know YBG
I don't think so I don't even know if she knows you
She know YBG, I know it's a she only know Michael Taylor. She only knows Michael
I'm not like status maxi is one of the strongest ways, so I'm not alive
You better say yo, yeah, you gotta look me up
All right, let's get the muckin let's get to fucking muckin bussie
I'm old cookie here. We are so yeah, I'm gonna eat here. Oh, that's a good question
I should.
YBG the ticket.
Pro.
Yo.
Should we eat here at outside of crumble cookie or should we go home?
Here?
Home.
I think might as well go home, bro.
Welcome to crumble.
you
You
You want out this one's this one's a bumblebee cookie the chicken cookie
Enderman cookie
Minecraft block
This is
Yeah, I mean let me come in here to no one
Thank God in a go bruh
You look like a dirt block.
No?
Like one that was harvested by a hoe.
Harvested by a hoe, I mean.
You know what I'm talking about?
No, no, no, that's crazy.
I want you to go back and get the tools.
I ain't letting you have this.
I ain't alive.
Oh, thank you so much.
That was a good question.
Yeah.
Did y'all have that solo that y'all made?
Uh, you mean the Dairy Sonnet?
The Dairy Sonnet.
Yeah, I know what this looks like, shit.
I think the closest one is Norvage.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know they did.
Okay, thank you so much.
Yeah, of course. I'm gonna take this.
My crack. I love my crack.
You too.
She's got Minecraft Cookies!
Let's go home, yeah.
Maybe offer one to Betsy.
Betsy loves mine.
Whoa!
No trip!
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing like a day in Calabasas, bro.
That's like a G.C.A., man.
Should I call Jayden Smith?
Yeah, you might as well.
I'll call Jayden Smith
if you call your girl.
Oh, it's both high stakes.
I didn't ask for her phone number.
What? I didn't ask for her phone number.
She's lined up with her, you don't got her number.
You call this a girl?
What's so funny?
You call her on Instagram, bro.
Dude, I'm scared.
I don't want you.
No, I don't want to.
That's fine.
OK.
You don't feel pressured.
Wow.
What's up, bro?
What's that you put me first?
Sure, kid.
Are you gone for now?
Yeah, I'm off, bro.
How'd you spot me?
That's how you walked me out with a minecraft.
Hey, I'm trying to try to get the new crumbled cookies.
Thank you.
Alright, I'm going.
That's good.
We have a lot of loot here, bro.
But maybe a bit too much loot here.
Gatorade, hot dog, crumble cookie.
A lot of fucking loot, boys.
Time to go home.
And we're off.
Oh, what?
You think, huh?
Yeah.
Hot dog's getting cold, bro.
It's okay.
I mean bro I definitely know that like getting the phone number super easy but
Like, you know, it's slow down, you know, let's not listen to this story.
Because like, if I get a phone number, what's it any different because I'm an Instagramer?
Uh, I message my mom and mom can use a lot more personal in the next reverence.
Yeah, but if it's an option that's always available, like I know if I get a phone number that she can't give it to me.
Damn, big brother.
Then I can just leave.
Damn, big brother, that's how you feel?
Yeah, pretty much.
I guess I'm in college in Smith.
No, you got college in Smith, though.
You got college in Smith, though.
I'll call her.
You'll call her?
and a lumber
Bro, you're a great fucking guy man
Thanks bro
If you're here to be with you, this is gonna be the last one
Really?
Yes bro
Aw, thank you
Except
You probably won't have any time with her
Because you're working here
Yeah, that's true
But like, you know, I know it's fun time
Yeah, I do know what happened, but yeah, I do.
I'm just kidding, that was a joke, bro.
Obviously, he paid how to go out, like he paid how to go out, that was not the reason.
But if you do get a girl for a burp, ain't none of that on launch shit, bro, oh god.
Okay, bro, I almost sent my line of reading to the texture.
Ahhhh...
Bro, I was there for your graphic, man. Try to push through it.
Bro, you could really push it if there's two of them, bro.
Bro, uh, let me set a certain dominance real quick.
Yeah, according to what you're doing here, bro.
Ah, fuck, bro.
It's because school's back in session.
So, type one in the chat if you're watching from school right now.
maybe at a lecture hall got me on a second wander you know a lot of twos
that's a lot of once type 2 in the chat if you're just a little bit your warm
watch the days of the week
it's like 3 in the chat if you're gooning
only 2's from here
only 3's from here
you say 1, 2, and 3's
you think there's ever been someone that cracked my streamer before?
absolutely
I cracked my streamer before
how do you get that?
I have
but I don't think it's that
oh
Right if I can't be on stream all the time can you also can yo stream long one time
He's in a picture in a streamers in the background. I just wanted to know he did
That's a greedy goblin of the north. Well, that's a shark. Oh, yes. Yes, that's a greedy shark. Oh, yes
Oh, that's a great. Oh, that's a greedy shark. Oh, yes. Yes
I was in the background
You know what's really was on desktop? No idea. You're a blonde hero
So he was watching me well put some shit down I can do that for sure
I'll think you take me out of it
Oh, no, that's kind of disgusting. It's not that bad
Oh, because you're a form of entertainment, bro, so if you just say was on a movie up here
I mean, it's a lot.
I guess, uh, I guess.
Oh my god, wait.
One of my moms way back then actually sent me a video of him cracking some cheeks with me on his monitor, I remember.
I remember that, too.
It was Sante's day one that he left after he blew up. Psyche, bro.
Oh, Psyche!
It was!
It was the Asian, is a tatted up Asian guy, bro.
My god, it was me that was
I say you these days
You these day one he left them in dirt, bro
He was a part of my community type one of the chat if you remember, bro
I better not see a lot of ones because this is very niche
I'm alive or that video might dead ass still be my phone. Oh
No, it's in my eye messages, bro, and I don't delete messages
Oh, so if I type his name in there, I might see him cracking some cheese
Yeah, I remember that video that video was a circulation for a while. You remember the video
Should I see if that video is still in my home? I'm in part, bro
Yes psyche a lot a lot of like downloadable images
I ain't gonna lie bro.
Oh look!
You asked to see the bitch.
What the fuck?
No asshole! It just to agree!
Fuck you!
What the fuck is wrong with people bro?
They actually don't respect me in this
Accord bro!
I ain't see it, I ain't see more like
In that little shit!
I'm getting dusted bro!
What the fuck?
Alright bro
You're suspecting a beat.
Heh. Yo.
That's crazy, bro. He's dead. That's silly.
He's dead. That's still on my phone, bro.
I'm gonna watch for it now.
I'm not watching it, bro. You can watch it.
Always send me down, bro.
There's a blind man naked.
I wonder what he's doing, bro.
I wonder what he's doing, too.
Probably working.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, he was friends with him right and he was also that was it also had some kids some guy you grew up with in that
friend group. Yeah, he got back to about both. There was a book on corny saying like he had little streamer dude like
he's a corny he's corny and like they were back they backboard him bro and kicked him out of his own
have you ever
had to re-trait the Marlin Club bro?
Maybe we could put on a...
maybe put on a...
Sonny's play baby shark bro?
oh my God
i got it
did you need an edge then?
no don't play that shit though
i got you bro
no bro
then you'll be like
if i catch my bro's
bro to ask son watchin' this shit
i'm disowning him bro
i'm good bro
bro if i, the day i catch
my son
ha ha
watch your baby shark do do do do do
when they get in a pink ski max dance to it
I don't have to run to Oklahoma with a semi-trail.
Yo, you know what's crazy, bro?
That's not even crazy, bro!
But then this is always bang on Twitter, bro.
You know what's crazy?
The person that I fucking tweeted at probably just
thinking about fuck, man.
Exactly.
He doesn't even fuck.
He's really farming millennials, bro.
Fuck.
Yes.
He's actually genius and hilarious.
There's literally 30 girls on Twitter that's liking
that thing, that those videos.
It'd be like, yo, one of those tweets would be like,
yo, yeah, what the fuck are we doing?
But that's my problem. That's how I'm gonna try my luck.
That's gonna be crazy.
They gotta get yo asses.
No, they know I'm good.
Good.
I'm not gonna lie, I could definitely get clipped in the past.
With that same exact caption.
Any of my old content, any would probably pop off, bro.
So if you hate me and you hate watching right now, bro.
Get your bang around Twitter, bro. Make sure to buy Twitter blue before it goes on. Can you please tag me at least you're putting in a description
bro with a big twitch
I'm a huge tagger
No, I can see it. I wasn't paying attention, but I couldn't see it.
You did ass bro!
I wasn't paying attention, but I couldn't see it.
Ah, bro.
I promise you.
Big guy said it was blocking it.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Your head was locked, okay.
Addy Shark.
Free smooth drive, it's cool, it's cool.
Do I need to go straight up?
I mean you can handle it if you want but this motherfucker bit the hell
The bottom of the pit probably looks pretty new
Yes, that's a crunchy assailant
It's a ton
That's how I'm gonna start my portion of the day
Oh, the group portion is gonna hit
Alright, you saw what is a text, right? Remember the text?
Yeah
Wait, no
Got a different text
Oh
No, it's not me
You look like Glenn for the walking dead. I read telepathically. Oh
How did you really? Oh, okay?
You look like
He logs
Steep again
I also like playing with my mom. I'm here. I'm bored, but it feels good
It's bro. Now you understand what being a man is like
you back in the spot
back in the way
oh fuck
there's a lot of work
that car
I think I have no cameras bro
They're so good here.
On my side, you're perfect.
I mean, I think I'm good.
Well done. Thank you.
W fucking driver, bro.
I've honestly been driving a lot more, so when I get my new car, I'm way more cautious.
Crumble cooking mukbang chat.
Can we get the Ws going through the chat?
Maybe a heart with bandage.
Maybe a little kek W vibe.
I don't know, bro.
Spam your favorite emo before we get into the crumbly cookie ex minecraft
Mukbang viral tick-tock food challenge. Let's go before we try though
We got Pepsi and adapt a hot dog and a Gatorade. Let's get in there
here's gonna be a hurricane bro how we're not near water oh her case coming
through Cali Calabasas though yeah but they hit us there's no way you gotta go
out there and chase it
Fuck knows.
I wonder.
Pepsi!
Blue Gatorade. Wow. I love blue.
Really? Good guess? Is it that live yet?
No.
Oh, wow.
Should I give this hot dog before?
But Wayne's really good live.
What the Minecraft Crumble Cookie Collab?
Crumble Cookie X Minecraft New Collab just came out today.
Why are you shaking your hand?
No, this is cinema.
You got no content today.
I
Guess this is a content bro
Me get a mirror tape there you do it in the living room. Oh, well that's how you want to try
They got a creeper cooking?
Yeah!
Come on, Beth.
Sayid?
He loves Minecraft.
He's doing it for them?
Great. I did it with Russell.
I did it with Drew. Should I go get Sayid?
Nope.
Wait, what?
He doesn't need to cook these right now.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Saeed
Yo Saeed bro, I'm live right now. I got a surprise for you if you want to pull up on me man
I'm in the living room
Russell drew Saeed
Maybe we might be next year with Gilbert yeah, Lays
Lays so much
Maybe a food club
Pepsi you know if you want food, I got you away for
Betsy when we go to Japan, I swear to you we're not streaming 24 hours for I don't know why we did that five days in a row
One stream maybe two for halloween, but max like probably four or five hours
After we feast like fucking kings
Hey
Bro, damn your suit was raging this morning
What's up everybody, CrumbleCookieGlabs.
Yeah, hey, come here Sae.
CrumbleCookieX Minecraft.
I know you bro, Sae.
Straight cinema.
CrumbleCookie...
We gotta open the box for the camera.
Yeah, you're right.
CrumbleCookieX Minecraft.
Now Sae, I brought you here because you always come with your Minecraft slides.
I always see you playing Minecraft.
I always see you with your indomit sweatpants in the morning.
You know what I mean?
So I had to invite you to the Crumble Cookie
X Minecraft collab.
First, can we do again, thumbnail real quick?
Yeah.
Here we go, boys.
Wait, should I take off my headphones for the thumbnail?
No, that's your slag, no, that's your slag.
Are you listening to anything?
Yeah.
What are you listening to?
I'm listening to Undersports.
What?
It's like an artist.
Undersports?
Alright, can I listen?
Yeah.
Under schoolers.
Is that some underground shit?
Uh, she's not really underground.
I mean she.
Okay, let me listen to the most popular
Harvest guy.
Uh, I would say
the piece is pretty
pretty iconic. Yes, Slayer.
I'm sorry.
You guys heard the phone call?
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't know this song?
Nah.
You know at least did a trick talk with her.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Let's try to shit out and tell her.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's try to shit out a challenge.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Crumble X Minecraft.
Oh!
Wow.
OK, so they got a little misplaced throughout the car ride.
Let me fix it up real quick.
Oh, wait.
That's actually water.
Come on.
Look at the Enderman.
Look at the Enderman!
Wow.
Wait, why is it not a force run?
At least they're wrong.
Oh, wait.
It's supposed to be that way.
It's not here.
I'm kind of going to start with a B one.
Why?
It doesn't look like a bee.
What? That looks like a bee! Look at the bee!
Yeah, but like, look at the rest of the cookie.
It's kind of like, no effort.
Yeah, it looks like pale. Looks like some resident evil ass food.
The chicken, the chicken, like, has a good one.
The body kind of looks weird.
Yeah, this doesn't look like a chicken. It kind of looks like more of a burger.
Yeah, I mean, I think what they're going for, because Minecraft recently had an update where they changed all the skins.
I knew you were the right person to do this shit with!
Continue bruh, I'm just excited.
They changed all the skins for like cows, pigs, chickens and everything so now they all look different.
Oh, that's why the chicken's like more orange.
Yeah, so there's like a brown chicken, there's a white chicken, like all types.
It's a mystery spoon.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my gosh.
I actually heard about this.
It's like, they're like different types of, uh, it's like a shovel.
And so there's different types of shovel, so like it's exclusive.
Oh, you want the diamond shovel?
Mettorite shovel!
Oh!
Mettorite shovel!
oh my god here we go here we go okay I'm gonna just open and then it'll fall
okay okay three two one oh my bro I got some fun bro I had a fucking that's
cobblestone oh oh my god bro how
very good that's to be fucking like one
percent I saw somebody with a wooden
one bro as you got great wooden one
yeah that's fucked up but I look fire
because you know what I would rather get
the worst thing like the mid bro this is
not even iron this is like cobblestone
Oh, dude.
I can't even mine wood.
I mine the cookie.
Here we go. Which one should we mine?
I would say we should try the chicken first.
That one looks interesting.
It looks like a carrot cake, you know?
It doesn't give carrot, you know what I mean? Here, here.
Okay, so should I go in with a spoon?
I feel like it's pouring into the spoon, bro.
I feel like we have to go in with a spoon now.
Like, it's the whole thing.
up with the spoon
here we go
wait, is this edible or do I have to take this off?
you wanna try it?
let me try mine
I'm gonna try mine now
unmindable
you should be hitting the chicken with your pig axe
honestly, kill me
knock a lot
they kinda warped so hard with this
like why are we killing the chicken with the pig axe?
I don't know
instead of a sword
bro this is bad bro
actually
It's actually un-mineable.
Can I eat this shit?
This is literally paper!
What the fuck?
I thought it was like...
It's plastic!
Bro...
They just blew me, bro.
They just blew you.
They just blew me.
What?
Shallow it?
Yeah.
Mine, then scoop.
Bro, does she came and go to...
My
Oh
I'm gonna use a spoon.
Yeah, please a spoon.
I gotta give it a look.
What do you think of it?
Oh my gosh.
Actually pretty good.
It's actually pretty good.
It's a cream cheese cream cheese. Oh, I didn't get the cream cheese. Not cream. Yeah
What's that thing called?
Yeah, cream cheese frosting
Actually very good very insightful. I think it's from a little more. You didn't get like if you get the cream cheese
It's actually pretty good
I can't fucking eat with this goddamn stone pickaxe bros. This is like shit
What do you think of it?
Definitely cream cheese.
You might be wanting to buy that.
Yeah.
It's actually crazy though.
Is that not carrot cake?
It is carrot cake.
Carrot cake with cream cheese.
Chicken, the chicken one.
Not the biggest fan of carrot cake.
I'll be honest with you.
But if it's not bad at all,
crumble cookie.
You did your thing with the chicken one.
Just wish that the chicken part,
Like the picture I wish this was edible. They should have made this edible. I think that they went wrong
They way I think I think that
That one should have been the pig because pigs eat carrots
And this is why you should have been a creative
I'm not sure I'm saying like they ruined the whole thing by making it
Well, what the fuck man? Yeah, the flavor is good. I think that would have been better
That's that's crazy
I mean, they can die, you know.
Okay, alright.
Which one should we attack next?
I feel like...
That grass block was kind of nuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should save the creeper for last.
Yeah, because creepers are iconic, yeah, iconic, bro.
Did you actually know the lore behind the creeper?
Talk to me.
The lore behind the creeper, it was actually a bug in the code,
and so originally he wasn't going to keep it in the game.
I don't know if you know about this,
but eventually the fans actually liked it,
and so he kept it in the game as the creeper.
That's why sometimes your biggest achievements are accidents.
Indeed.
You know what I mean?
Like myself.
Yeah.
Literally, if I sat at the bad man back at home, I would get a little sippid as a crumbled
cookie chocolate milk.
Wow.
So, I think another thing is, the bee, if you attack it, it gets actually hostile.
So I think we should try to clean it.
Should we keep going with the mining tech or just pick it up and eat it?
Just pick it up and come back.
Hey!
Hey bro!
We're doing a crumble cookie next month!
Bro, I missed you bro!
I missed you bro!
I thought the gym was over 8 maybe?
It's good bro!
Yo yo, get a bite of that, this is the chicken.
It's actually pretty good.
I'm sorry, you tested me and you said that this was 800 calories per cookie.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna...
Get in there, bro! This one!
This is a whole chicken.
Look, look, look! They made the chicken unedible, though.
You gotta get the cream in there.
Let the cream, let the cream in.
Get in there.
Ooh, they're talking to me.
Talking to me.
I mean, do the dance.
This is like,
holding, holding.
This is like when you take your ball sack
and you look, what does Dom say, bro?
This is garbage, bro, that's disgusting.
Why is that even that bad, bro?
Bro, that tastes like,
well, people really, I don't know,
that tastes like really bad to me.
What about it going to bubble beef, bro?
Yeah.
Shine, bro, let's go.
Let's go man! Alright so unfortunately the fucking Bumblebee paper is not edible.
Mistake bro.
No way.
See I did the same exact shit.
Oh he's right.
I did the same exact shit man.
Shall we?
Yeah.
I'm gonna mine it.
Oh you get your own pickaxe.
Yeah bro I got the stone one though it's kinda big.
Oh it's random?
Yeah.
You get a diamond pickaxe?
I mean we could love to...
I think you could give it like...
Here we go! Bumblebee!
What do you think?
Mmm.
Let me get a kettle.
You, what?
You can go. No, you go for it.
Okay.
You gonna use the same spoon?
Alright, he used that and then I used that.
Alright, a lot of them.
Look, that's some fucking dog shit.
I'm gonna be a relative. I can already tell.
That's some fucking shit in a kettle.
That is dog shit.
It looks like dry.
It's supposed to be lemon.
But, right, they didn't try with the fucking bum over here.
Yeah.
Literally.
I'm really sick like talk to me that's just ass.
But it's just like, you know when you be in school?
Oh yeah, I know exactly what you're doing.
Yeah, I know what you better say.
You be in school bro and you'll be like,
oh your daily lunch and be good food.
Yeah, one day that lunch lady puts on some bullshit.
Bullshit, brother, sweat on your arms.
Some bullshit.
You're ripping your food.
My dad should come back in my life right now
and beat my ass right now.
This is some bullshit!
Yeah, that's some bullshit, bro.
Get in there. Oh, you already got in there.
Here, I opened your oathio.
I didn't like the flavor, the frosting.
It definitely threw me off.
I do like the lemon flavor.
But it doesn't give me beef.
That's just turn on shit.
Alright, let's fucking put this on the side, bro.
That piggy's looking at me.
Yeah, I don't want to be the guy to say it.
I can't do both though.
It's a lot.
Yes, you're wrong. Yes, we're all here brothers. It's you use your last one. Yeah, I
Can't eat it. I feel like that's not really work though. Oh fuckers
That's a jacket red 40 yellow 40 blue 46 lake whatever that's right. I have no hydrogen peroxide and you're worried about fucking is it wrong
Okay, when you remove the thing then I can get
Maybe this one's edible
I got spoiled, bro, bro, I got spoiled, bro, I didn't maybe the cake is better
That was actually the worst one you know what this tastes like yeah
I thought of you do the dance first man dance
But the shit yo
Told me taught me there's no words
There's no examples that can describe this atrocious
Bullshit that I just ate
Yo take a bite out of this
I'm not gonna eat that one Ellen. I was genuine fucking boy slob for that
Oh, it's just like Pepto-Bizmo.
What the hell is that?
Just spit it away on it anywhere, bro.
Ew!
No, on the fucking container, don't it?
You pointed at that.
I'm just playing, man.
You're good.
It tastes like candy.
Like, the frosting tastes like candy.
It just tastes shit, bro.
What the fuck does he have headphones on if he's talking to us?
You know what he's listening to?
He's listening.
He's listening to this shit.
I think we have to go under man. Enderman is actually making me creeper, don't look at him.
You gotta be careful, don't look at him.
Loki, you have to go into that order because the old minecraft icon used to be what's called...
Man shut your ass up! No, let's try to enderman, bro.
Bro
Let's go in a minute bro do this shit
Okay
I don't know.
That's how you try to first bite.
Get a corn.
I'm actually scared of this.
Does she look like a burger for that much?
Yeah, she does look like a burger for that much.
Does she do look like a burger for that much?
I'm actually scared to eat this.
I'm gonna be real serious.
He's asking why I'm scared of her.
Bro, she's taking a bite of that whole thing.
You think you're gonna teleport?
It's because I end up right here.
Don't fuck with my slap, bro.
It tastes like nothing.
What?
Maybe I got nothing.
Maybe you got nothing.
Oh, is that one nothing?
Let's just talk it out.
Let me get for real, let me get for real, let me get for real.
Holy shit.
I just taste your chocolate.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, did you taste anything?
You know?
You don't taste that?
I'll be right with you.
It's just cake.
It's just chocolate cake.
Literally just tastes like chocolate. I thought the frosting would have a flavor. No, there's actually nothing special about this besides it tastes like chocolate cake
It's literally chocolate cake sandwich. It's literally just chocolate cake. I mean this shit is just died
Nothingness. Yeah
Shit. I'm actually disappointed. Yeah, I'm disappointed. But honestly, we should still get married. Bro, you know what this shit was?
$31 fucking dollars
Shit. Go back and slap that shit. When I be born, I'll live back and slap that shit.
I'm gonna be honest with you out of who ever made this goddamn cookie. I don't talk about my bills
But his bills is crazy like his bills is crazy. He's talking about $31 come in
Bro, I'm talking about my bills and his bills. It's crazy, bro
Like he'd be making too much goddamn money. Man. Fuck you. I'm talking about him. Yes
We're here talking about all $31 cookies, bro. Yeah, this is like, you know, this is nothing to me
You know here I could I could have by like maybe like once out of these
Who was he talking to he's like
Explain the dirt ones. I what it is. Okay?
I'm pretty sure the current icon of Minecraft is the dirt block if not is the old icon to be a crafting bench
Yeah, I like I've learned a lot about my friends. Did you know the Minecraft creeper was a bug in the game?
I did know the guy was so scared or something like that
And it was a bi-axle to the glitch in the game.
And then the fans actually liked it, and they got the,
oh, ew, you got a snot, Rocky!
Ew!
He wore his Enderman pants?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
See?
How do you get a wash, though, is it worth it?
I don't know, I get a wave, bro.
Should we stick our nicks on cookie?
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, man, that's a frost.
That was frosty.
That's frosty.
Yeah.
Hey, get loose!
How you doing?
What's up, bro?
Okay.
Hey, go ahead.
Hey.
Me?
You try.
You do that.
I'm actually scared of this.
Cause it's like my grab.
This one, this one's the frosting.
This is shit.
No, this is, this is like kind of good.
This is shit, shit or shit assed.
Yeah.
The presentation looks cool.
The icon.
Oh, wait.
You have to taste this.
Okay.
Why is it?
You have to taste it.
I got to taste it.
It's not like the... oh, sure.
Yeah, check if it's that one.
Hey, what's that?
I don't know.
It's the beef shit from it.
I've been cooking the last time and I haven't.
It's the pork chop meat.
You have it in the ground.
Do you like to taste more?
It's the bottom part.
Okay.
Also the precipitation for the bottom's all.
Talk about it.
I'm just gonna say the bottom part.
Look, it's dark.
There's no block that's that dark in my heart.
It's the bedrock.
Yeah, bedrock.
No, that's like a harvest thing.
Well, there'd be still a lot before that.
Yeah.
And it's like...
No.
This one looks like it has a lot of layers.
Hey.
Let's see that.
They just put free cheese in it.
Okay.
I see why this shit's named DERP!
This shit is garbage! $31 for this!
$31 for bullshit.
I don't lost my appetite, bro.
Alright, we got one more dough?
Yeah, I'll be honest, DERP block, sick.
It's random and shit, yo.
Come on, Cookie, what the fuck are we doing?
What are we doing?
It's a shame.
That's a long time in my craft family, this is actually very disappointing for me.
I usually buy every single collab, but this is the one collab I would never buy ever again.
And inside you don't break the sandalot.
That sandalot, bro. A lot.
That's the creeper?
Let's see first bite!
Your boat. Is it shamrock shake? What is that?
See? Damn, you're almost exploded.
Sorry.
Alright, bro.
Finally, we got the creeper, okay?
This was the most—what's that sound?
What's that sound?
What's that—
Everybody spram the emote.
Emote.
I
Why does she hard as a rock genuinely meps you trippin
That shit
What's complete dog shit
No, no, no.
It's just a coffee creeper.
No, no, no.
It's just a coffee creeper.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not as well-haired, bro.
It tastes like I drank creeper cum.
Are you fucking a hay?
I'm feeling it, bro.
I'm not a hay.
I'm feeling it, bro.
I'll be a bad man to let you fucking eat this bullshit.
No, don't eat that shit.
It's a trotious ass fucking...
Let me take another bite.
I'm gonna give him a...
Eat?
Not even a bite.
You gotta try some.
You got a shot of that.
Hey, look at the shit out of that.
Hey, look right here. I can see where he went.
Squidward-ass bite, bro!
It's on me, bro. That was shit. That was shit. I hated it.
There's no flavor.
It's literally just like flour and eggs mixed together.
He has a limited taste in that also.
Why does the creeper taste like a lemon?
I should do, I wanna,
I should wanna feel like I'm exploding.
Yeah.
But instead I feel like I drank creeper cum.
That was genuine dog shit.
I know, I know this flavor.
I know this flavor for somewhere.
You know, when you're baking a coffee,
it just tastes, it tastes like cookie, cookie batter.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The inside tastes like cookie batter.
That's what it tastes like.
Maybe because it's a damn cookie.
No, it just tastes like raw cookie batter.
It's right over.
The best one was the Enderman.
And it was just because it's cake.
This is just cake.
This one was the best one.
What?
Shake it with the best one.
Let me take another bite.
This is carrot cake, bro.
That was actually kind of creative.
I'm actually mad that this is all cake.
You should kill the old cookie, bro.
Yeah, he didn't bite on it that we just used up his food.
This, this.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, some bullshit, bro.
$31 for this.
I'd rather be paying $31 to suck on the bottom of your ballsack
while he watches me.
That is a trochus.
Oh, you talk as a bull.
That is a trochus.
This is some bullshit, bro.
They should be ashamed to be called a cookie.
You know, it's actually crazy.
You can either spend the money to buy this
or to buy a copy of Minecraft.
Not genuinely $31 for these cookie sheets.
That's true.
Come on now.
Is that, they do that on purpose?
I mean, Minecraft is like 26.
They make sure to go to every American
and say, who would you rather have?
Minecraft or cookies?
Minecraft or less.
Would you rather have one limited bun or sloth?
I'm laying in here.
Wait, it's a bullshit that you're going to figure it out.
I got a cheaper.
I got $26.
$26?
Yeah.
And this is $35.
$35?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Each one of these cookies are about like $6?
That's $6 a pot.
That's insane, bro.
I have fleas.
This is shit.
$6 for one cookie?
genuine shit.
I'm zero, DL.
They ruined it.
Humble cookies, you know.
Calm down.
I'm gonna put you to scan bro like this is actually bullshit
It's like as some people start their day with this
Some people start their goddamn day with this and a dirty slate mixed in with fucking
In and out Wow, this is some bullshit. I might go get the biggest fighter
We might have to see my get a heart attack live on the tree
Okay, bro, watch it down with some choco. I'm actually like those smaller
Yeah, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna tell her as well
But you know, I think maybe bikes. Oh, yeah
Over all $31 for six dog shit cookies crumble cookie. I'm disappointed in you. Okay first update first off
You can't even eat the fucking emojis. You can't eat the animals. Okay, it's dog shit. It tastes like shit
It really tastes like nothing. Okay, the best thing was a carrot cake and it's basic nothing special about it
It's not even on the right...
Mom, it's on the fucking chicken, bro.
Like, that's the thing that's blowing me.
Like, it's blowing the fuck out of me, man.
No, let's talk about this, man.
We'll talk about this real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like Goddamn bullshit in a box.
Let's talk about this.
I might as well take a- like, crouch down
and took a genuine shit in this box.
Like, that ass.
Like, how did they not even get this right?
Like, this is actually crazy.
Anywhere your merch for this?
That's-
And their in clothing?
I said take it off!
Take this shit off!
I don't know!
Fucking hell, bruh.
I'm disappointed.
Crumble cookie, I'm disappointed.
Yeah, so I need life's second villager.
Like what?
That what, bruh?
Uh, do the world of favor.
Put this shit in trash.
Yeah.
Anyone want leftovers?
You want another bite?
They could've at least made the chocolate chip cookie from Minecraft and put it in there.
Yeah, honestly, that would've been way better.
What the fuck is this huge pile of shit?
It could've made a diamond block.
That ass.
It could've been like a blueberry flavor.
Instead, they chose some fucking dirt!
Dirt!
Dirt? Dirt! Dirt? A flavor of dirt! Who the fuck wants to eat dirt? I-I'd rather watch the Ender Dragon...
Deliciously...
Whoa, what the...
Fuck the shit out of me! Over and over, then eat this fucking bullshit!
How cool, bro!
I'm out of here.
I guess you can say they really blew our expectations.
Sorry.
You want the rest of this?
No.
It's actually, I'm not here with you.
As a diehard Minecraft fan, it's actually disappointed me so much, where I don't think I would ever buy another crumbled cookie, even though I've never bought a crumbled cookie.
I would never buy a crumbled cookie ever again.
You actually got some liquor loops.
The boy.
Oh yeah?
That was weird.
That's what I should say.
I'm actually on cover one-up.
But, yeah, on a real note, bro, if you're a Minecraft fan,
unless you want to be disappointed, do not go and buy this collab.
The box is literally falling apart, bro. This is literally shit.
Minecraft's been killing it with the Collapse, but this is the one Collapse that...
I just think I said fine. I agree with it.
Anybody want a beard block?
So maybe give us a cool clip.
Yeah, I'll put my box.
Okay.
Box is cool.
Uh, I'm gonna do the word of favorite.
Toss us in the fucking scratch pad, man.
Thank you for back here.
Huh?
Pickers are clutching the code.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And say more.
Thank you for joining us.
Of course.
Thank you for joining us.
Yeah.
You just bowered me.
You just bowered me?
Why the fuck did he bower me? I see that in your name, huh?
What the fuck, bro?
It smells like shit in here, bro.
Oh, that's real sweet.
Same job.
Oh, no, no, no. It's gross.
What?
Your desk.
What is this?
wait how did this spawn in bro how the fuck you it's a run by flies oh my god
Ewww. Ewww!
What the?
Bro, why did I...
Why do I have another one, bro?
Bro, you did the Minecraft Publication item list.
What the... What are we actually out?
Who got these?
Who got these, bro?
Like that, boss?
Yeah, I could give that to that, bro.
Wait!
Was that the full one?
That's a beautiful one. That's a good headbee.
I thought the fucking cardboard Chinese hood was in there.
Well, man, I'll give these to dad, now.
Check this spoon.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, he's totally like what the fuck?
Oh, he's like what? At least that'd be like you need him.
Oh, I should get stoned too.
Tons of low, bro.
All commons? Not even enchanted, bro.
What the fuck, bro? I gotta do it!
Go buy more? I'm not spending $30 or $1 to get a pickaxe, bro.
Maybe we should share that. I think we should join mine.
I really don't have my place.
I love you.
What is he?
What is that?
Ta-da!
I got gifts!
GIFTS!
It's gonna come, it's gonna come.
Oh, you know, oh, it's on intro screen.
Oh, you just started, bro?
Uh, let's just wait here.
The hot dog's getting cold, man.
Yes, I'm getting close to him.
You're just looking at everything.
Oh, he just blew it up, bro.
Don't be a ranger.
I like the way you do it. You do it.
I swear she's gonna move here on herself since y'all moved in.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
He thinks it's a decoration or what the fuck he thinks this shit is?
This is just, like, what is this, bro?
This is weird, an open room weird.
Lowkey tough.
Oh, he's back.
Wee-shame, not shaming, bro.
I do a high row watch.
I definitely got gifts.
I'll just put them right here bro.
Got him get a gift.
Oh.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's fucking flying, bro.
Almost a Jason sick.
Oh, oh, bro.
Well, I got you some shit, man.
It's like you're free, bro.
No.
This is a mystery, bro.
What a very gift, is it?
Why would you appreciate it?
I've never survived in a bear attack, man.
Wait, this is cute.
All right, thank you, bruh.
Now, it's not lakes?
All right.
Try to open these cars in like an hour?
Yeah, I'll get it, bruh.
All right, well, hold on.
Come on, bruh.
Didn't that feel so good?
Much obliged.
That we fucking had to have, bruh.
Please, Shave Stop Telling Me To Fucking Shave!
What does it mean?
Everybody. This is the awkward stage.
Everybody knows that before you grow up, you go through the awkward stage,
whether that's cubrie or grown-up beard, or whatever the fuck it is.
There's goatees coming in.
I'm about to look sexy as fuck.
We're here.
Gold blonde, you have no segments?
I'm not shut- I'm not broke.
Shut the fuck up, dog.
How about that? How about that?
How about shut your bitch ass up?
I'm gonna go desktop.
Dude, that's me flies.
Why am I surrounded by fucking flies, bro?
I'm gonna go to circle right ahead.
Circle right ahead, just touch your head.
TOOT!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I hate flies.
How do I take the trash out of there?
Aw.
I
You leave what the fuck am I doing?
I'm gonna take my own trash out
I don't know what to do with it!
YOLO!
Yeah, she might be lagging her some shades.
Yo Lou!
Yes?
I need you to pull up and take my take the trash
Take the what? How far are you from the house?
I bet I need you now. I need you to take the trash out. I have flies coming around my room
Drive an hour to 20 minutes to take out the trash and then leave.
Police?
I'm just kidding. Nah. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking.
Okay.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm good.
It was just a prank.
Oh.
I was a good one.
Alright, alright, love.
Alright, bye.
Fuckin' bad.
That's so, yeah, I went to the drive-in.
I ain't gonna lie about it, you gotta say this shit.
Alright, good guess.
No, just kidding, nah, nah.
I'll not do that to you, bro.
Just take this shit out, bro.
Literally, let's just take it out of here.
Literally, go ahead and take two seconds.
You didn't say I had a problem with you.
You didn't touch that collar.
We had W going for the cleanest segment.
Tyed.
Oh my god.
I'm not supposed to tie you.
They don't have the red thingies.
Just grab it and tie it up.
Sit.
You gonna look?
What's up, broski?
Checking out the trash.
What's up?
No, no, I got it.
I can't have a bitch out here.
I'm gonna take the trash out in like a week or two.
Week or two.
You're the most humble millionaire in the world.
What's up, Kepp?
What's up, bro?
I haven't lied.
What's up?
What are you, you guys?
My what?
Oh, yeah, here's our Marlon.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Marlon going live today?
I don't think so.
We could sit in there and have a look.
Oh, OK.
The bends.
Oh, here you are.
All right.
You got to use momentum and leverage to get it over.
okay
what the fuck are you doing?
make some strongs
do that a hundred more times and now you got a job bro
don't say that word around me
Let's fucking go, bro.
Let's fucking go, boys.
Time to go desktop, man.
Hop on the game.
Ooh, what game?
Oh, bro, but I have to wait.
I have to stall an hour because the gap hasn't saved me.
I want to join, bro.
And then I want to game.
Yes, Jack.
We're hopping on the game today.
That guitar been collected dust I bet
Let's see if I still got it, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro
When's the last time I opened this guitar?
This shit might be added to it
Let's see if I remember it
Should I bring this to communities, buddy?
Shhh!
You're the coffee that I need in the morning You're the sunshine in the rain when it's
morning
Oh, it's that one.
Oh, Jay, you wanna listen to this or not?
What do you play?
The other song here?
Yeah, something better.
Brother, I'm gonna sign you on the stream.
You don't know that she sings for me
And kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing
And it don't change if I hide him away
Did you write on this? No, this is original?
You are all in a coffee that I needed in the morning
This sunshine that I'm reading is boring.
I ever catch my fucking son.
My grown-ass son.
Watching this shit?
But why are there flies genuinely why are there flies why are there so many fucking flies
2k face game
Another 2k face game segment
play 2k wait chat so would I have to go my piece five and download it or how to
work I'm not a little later when I hop on a when I hop on a PC again because I'm
gonna go I wrote talk to download the game and then boom we'll download it but
I guess I guess we'll fucking play it to get I don't even know if I want to
play it to okay though that's the thing where it's like the game got
release and no noise was made. I'd literally only hop on for the face game
like genuinely.
Same game every year.
what the fuck god that's not me bro
oh god that's not me to what 21 minute ad that has to be edited a bro does
twitch even provide that long of an ad what do I add are you watching
Holy shit, I swear, I swear, that's not me
Gotta pay up my car, but I did not change I did not up my oh
My god
Some of these are hilarious McDonald's SpongeBob x1 piece happy meal
My fucking goodness
Wow
Only in Canada glee collab Wow, bro. This could be generational browning a lot
I don't know. I just cut that that that is generational
What is he doing with his hands on his table bro?
Stardomolus get it?
No genuinely bro, they're literally never gonna end this stream.
Literally not gonna end this stream bro, I don't even know.
Guarantee you guarantee you cuz they're doing a game. I heard about this off stream. They said yo
We have to beat fortnight in warzone then my crap all in a row
We lose and win them fortnight losing warzone. We got a restart go back to fortnight
genuinely
They're gonna quit they're gonna quit
Yes in a row
Unless they changed it but they need Mickey
Oh my god, dude, it's not in a row
Bruh shit not in a row. Boo. Yo Chino 35 gifted
TJ interviews not I seen my max was on a date with hooda. You know what I mean? Just trying to catch a vibe, bro
Just trying to catch a vibe
still sparkling water in the wine cup dude was chilling then TJR spawned this
new upgrade in his setup he went from handhold iPhone to iPhone on a gimbal
to brass streamers off stream how the fuck did he even find Max
You're not even saying that they broke!
Wow, bro.
Wow.
It's the same kid.
I mean, bro, this kid, literally,
hammers need to be ashamed of their child.
Yo, fellas!
Yo, sir, don't miss you, buddies!
You would think after this stream he would have learned from his mistakes.
get me in contact with his father
i can really guess your ethnicity with five questions
that's good bro
i'm not doing this i'm not doing this
do it
your race with five questions I bet I bet I bet you know what I'm I'm only a
shit to do I gotta wait for adapters do his intro so we can do the one piece I
bet better let's do it how about this poor chap
Damn, y'all joined with haste.
Camera is required, 21 minute ad incoming, no bro, I don't want 21 minute ad, I don't
do that.
It should be no cam first, yes no cam first and then, boom, after I ask five questions,
turn on the face cam and then you know what I'm saying
all right YouTube intro I don't know if this is getting uploaded but it's funny
if I get there might as well all right chat today I am guessing y'all's race
with only five questions on my discord I'm ready let's get the first person in
here I have body dysmorphia all right here we go actually based off names I
might be able to guess the race okay here we go let's just get a let's just
Let's get young boy Johnny here, bro. Yo happy day pretend. Yo young boy John, bro
What hold on
Shit hold on one second. Let's take it. Yo
Yo, yo, yo
Okay, yo, just we in bro
Asian
Oh yeah, you got it.
Turn the face cam on bro, let me see if I'm right.
Fuck!
Bro, God!
I'm like white, but like.
Wait, are you ancient?
I'm like 50% VMAs.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
50% Vietnamese
Okay, okay
Okay, well all right. Well, like I kind of got it. I mean that's low-key. Damn. Are you I'm not gonna lie
You do not look me. I mean, I'm like white people think I'm white, but okay say something Vietnamese
Bong why like that's I say grandma
Right white said again Bong why
Uh, no.
I'd say the accent's very bad.
But why? But why?
Bro, but my mom never learned.
My mom never learned Vietnamese, though.
Okay, well, uh, thank you for playing, bro.
All right, thank you, bro.
Uh, let's get in here, bro. Who's next?
Let me actually ask questions here.
I
Over one let's see if my race a radar be any better. I
Mean low key point five out of one like I mean does that count for real?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, yo
Jesus bro
What?
Nothing nothing nothing.
Alright, alright.
So, what's your name?
My name is Aaron.
Alright, that counts as Aaron.
Okay, that counts as
a question.
What's your favorite food, Aaron?
Breaded fish.
Graded fish.
What?
OK, OK, OK.
Did your parents beat you growing up?
Yes.
OK.
Eliminating white off the rib.
What did you want to be when you were little,
like career-wise
uh...
filmmaker
of what
film maker all i think it's a phone maker
film maker okay okay
uh... how many questions i got left one one question left
pretty fish
pretty fucking fish you want to be a filmmaker
okay i'll bring my money that
I got okay I'm guessing your race you are I'm going ethnicity to
india
turn on the camera let's see it
you're actually genius
wait are you indian or is spanish?
I'm mexican
ah fuck
God, TV bro!
Wait, how?
Grated fish?
What makes you...
My mom made that.
Oh my gosh, dude.
I'm ass at this.
All right, all right, thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Brother, how am I?
I'm lost, bro.
Let me do it like this.
Let's get it next person here, bro. I'm over too, bro. Fuck
Let's get by this
I thought you rule on Mexicans. Yeah, bro, but he said right at fish the fuck yo, yeah, it's good ballish
What's up, bro? All right, man, I'm gonna get your race off of five questions. Are you ready?
Yes
Um, what's your name?
Eunice.
What?
Eunice.
Eunice?
I've never heard that name in my life, bro.
Yep.
I, uh, favorite food.
Watermelon.
What, what car do you drive?
Mercedes A-Class Oh, shit, okay, wait a minute, let me just
Google what a Mercedes A-Class was like.
Mercedes A-Class Damn, big bra, okay, okay, alright, alright.
What type of punishment did your parents give you when you grew up?
Like if you did something bad, was it just a spanking or did you do the book in your
hands and you got a crotch down on your knees?
What type of punishment, if you had any?
I had a lot of corner beating, stove close to your tongue, you know, if you say a
bad word have you ever had that like fire close to your tongue no actually what
the fuck are you okay yeah I'm okay
Okay
Hi, I got my guess bro, and I love he cheated with chat. Um, you're every every
Yep
You guess man turn the camera
Wait, I'm sick. How do I?
I mean, yeah, what do you do my parents my brother my dad what are they real estate
Real estate God
Okay, well hey, hey keep going man. You gotta bless. Thank you, man. All right, brother. Have a good one. I always thank God
Okay, my bro. I have a B
but
His eyes are the opposite of yours, but y'all
Let's get a let's get a name here Gabriel Jellica
I'm going to get you out of here.
Yeah.
Hello.
What's up, Jelica?
Hi.
All right.
I'm going to guess your race with five or less questions.
Okay.
All right.
Jelica, that's your real name, right?
No, it's an A.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
Oh shit, I'm done, okay.
Say...
What?
Let me think of some questions real quick.
What type of hairstyle do you have?
Uh, I got a Joe Breeze.
Joe what?
Cornrows.
Cornrows?
Yes.
Oh.
Um, okay, I think I'm ready to guess.
Okay.
Uh, you are black.
Yes
Okay, hey, hey proof
Hey
Jellica nice to meet you one question
Hey, oh my thank you for playing the game
Thank you. Got you. All right Jellica. You have a good day. Okay?
I
Have body dysmorphia
Yeah, bro
I'm not against you in five questions, bro. You love you hear me
Yeah, what's up?
You hear me. Yeah, I can hear you a lot of clear. Okay. How much do you weigh? I?
I
Way 135
Okay, how tall are you?
Um 5 4
I'm right. I'm raps tight my little baby you little baby bro. I'm just a baby. Oh
Do you own a pet?
I
Nah, okay
Your Asian as fuck, bro
Yeah, I'm I'm Asian bro, and you're Filipino
Yeah, I'm Filipino as hell bro in the game on bro
That's that one's obvious
Five four one thirty five Filipino curly hair check check. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Hey little
You're a little, bro, I just wanna squeeze your cheeks, dude.
A little cute little thing.
Hey, thanks, dude.
Hi, bro.
Hey, shout out Royce, Raps brother.
You're Royce?
No, bro, I'm his friend.
Oh, OK.
Here we go, bro.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Let's keep him over.
Here we go, chat.
Who's next?
Stay with Ronaldo, viewer. Let's actually see. Let's see. I want to see something.
Nope, this is not a stay. Who the fuck? I can literally see your profile picture, bro. I'm not.
Alright, here we go.
Not me.
What's up, big dog?
Eh?
Oi, you're not a- Oh, I thought this was Stay with Ronaldo, but this is just you.
Alright.
uh are you disappointed no no no um so nicholo right that's your name yep yep all right um
what is your favorite mom's cooking or family cooking
fuck um like it's gonna be obvious bro
pass spaghetti on your meatballs all right you're white you're white you're white
yeah proof
bro I'm not gonna lie what am I what's my what's my win rate right now this
it's easy as fuck Ron clone I can't lie exactly like wrong I'm 3 for 5 this
This shit's not comfy at all, bro.
Am I just like a racist?
Am I racist?
I'm a lucky racist.
Just assume that people's race is bad.
Let's go with Battle Man.
And I don't fuck with that name.
Chopped filter.
3 questions. Alright, let's do 3 questions.
Yo
Bro
Yo
Kapo never fuck if the
Yo custard
Yo, why do you have to join the discord if you're not going to speeeak up?
Bro, you're fucking flies dude, why is there flies?
Pickle.
Yo, what up, what up Pickle?
Yo, yo, yo, it's me, PickleP.
Um, alright Pickle, I'm about to guess your race in three tries.
uh real quick i do not have i do not have a facecam on my uh pc but i won't look
ah yeah you're white yes or no all right yeah you got me
no genuinely bro i feel like i literally just go off of boys bro and that might be racist
but like i might have just go off the boys right at this point bro this is too easy
Okay, J. Cool. UCLA.
Well, here we go.
Yo!
Yo?
Yo. Yo, hello?
Uh, what's your favorite color?
Green.
Um, what's your most embarrassing story?
I'm a Jason Weaver.
You're Asian.
I'm not.
Alright, what are you bro? Let's see the proof.
Uh, let me try not to lie. I don't say I am.
What are you? What are you? Just who are you?
I'm black.
Why is that your most embarrassing story, bro?
You fucking kidding me, dude?
Really, man?
I'm not trying to win the L-SIS.
You're what?
This is the only thing I don't tell people that everything else I ever know.
Hey, you know what, bro?
Okay, alright, alright, bro.
I mean, look at you?
No, what is that you've been supposed to mean?
Fuck you.
YBG?
You're lagging.
Hello hello
Are you the fucking microwave hello you got bad wifi it's cloudy
Hey!
All right, bro.
Taylor.
Yo, what's good, Taylor?
Yo, what's up, Jason?
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing amazing, man.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
I'm about to guess your grades have three questions.
All right, bet.
Oh
Actually, I can dead-ass do one stop looking at chat bro. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm looking I'm thinking right now
What's your penis size?
Well, I would have thought what I'd tell you that okay. Okay. Sorry overstepping. Hey, how are you here?
I'm 15 I turn
Oh
yo mr. Beast yo this is not Jimmy bro Jimmy Donaldson was good bro I
favorite youtuber mr. Beast why no your Asian yeah oh my oh no hold on hold on
Hold on, hold on.
Fuck it up, bro.
Good, bro. Logged you.
Get the fuck out.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait, I that that's loving so much like that as well
Like I actually love him so much like that as well
Hey, Spam's once it wasn't the chat if I should fly out to the courthouse and I will never see you again, bro
Oh me south of bro miss out of bro said bro
Oh, it's none.
Alright, bros. Let's go. Let's go.
Yo.
Yo, Tyrone.
Yo, it's good, bro.
Why can't I not hear?
Yo, what's good, Jason?
Alright, I'm about to guess your race with three or less questions.
Alright, bro, alright.
Alright.
You're not guessing my age, bro.
No, I'm not.
I don't need your age.
What is
Is time your real name
Yes
You are black
No, I'm not back
So what made you think Tyrone is a black name?
God you sent me out not chat chat not chat you are not named Tyrone bro you are not named Tyrone
What is it bro I'm on the treadmill I'm on the treadmill though I see that bro what's your name
oh my god you cheated you cheated bro go workout I was nice meeting you bro you fucking asshole
Oh, God, bro.
Most Asian name of all time.
My cousin's name is Vincent.
Yo, you cannot guess my race.
It's good, bro.
I'm about to guess your race.
Ready?
One minute.
Hold on.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
Three questions.
Here we go, what is your name?
My name is Parker.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright, what's your credit score?
I actually don't know it, so I can tell you.
Okay, alright, that means you were under the age of 18.
Um, that's not a question. That's an assumption. Okay.
Alright, alright, alright. And are your parents still together?
Yes they are.
What?
I have two happily, I have two happily married parents, yes.
You are white.
Or I'm white?
You are white.
No, I'm not nigga! Fuck you, you thought nigga!
You're a fucking dumbass. Like, you're a fucking dumbass.
Fucking, wide-eyed bitch.
Fuck you!
Well, he came in with the most like, aga-voice.
Oh my god, bro.
All right, we got a lacy view in here, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Okay, this dude
Who should I drag next but I think we'll do like three more chat
White and racist
What why are you I guessing that why are you I guessing that?
Drew viewer
This is his name bear
You're fucking drew viewer. Yeah
Yo, yo, what's up Jason? Oh
My god, oh my god
What's up? Looks good, bro. So I might get your race out of three questions
All right back. Who's your favorite streamer? Oh my god. Oh
my favorite streamer, hmm
I
Gotta go stable mr. Stable run out of Ronnie Nets. Okay, okay
My gosh thinking about his demographic real quick
Okay, all right now
What do you like what's your favorite sport? Oh?
My favorite sport
Probably wrestling I like to wrestle. Oh, yeah
Okay
Okay, we slow down. Okay
All right. And favorite food, especially my favorite food. I love food.
Um
Mmm burritos
Me hold I
Think I think I think you're black
Bro fudge how the bro are are we serious? How do you know that?
It's a bro. I could tell you're faking the voice. I knew it, bro. I know
Wait, do you see me? Yeah, see you bruh see you
All right. Yes. I am black
Is that your real voice out of the stable shadow state? What is that your real voice?
No, no, not really. Oh, see, okay. Well, yeah, bro
Well, Drew viewer, bro, I would if I were you I'd probably change my name. I don't want to really rep that
Bro, what don't say that about drew bro. What the flip?
Alright, bro
All right, peace
Why y'all saying no entv y'all weird drunk
Well shit
Well shit, uh, show us some niggas
Haven't asked nigga
Fuck you bitch that you your football picture
Bitch, I bitch. I just had a most legendary
Go go open them car backs with a that break. You ain't doing shit. Oh English British, too
Yeah, I ain't a lie, bro. Oh, and the yes
Hey
Alright, you see somebody okay. I'm what is that racist?
I'm doing against the race taking it bro. Don't make it a race
I'm gonna race thing, bro. Yeah, bro
I'm beyond. It's just I'll give you this bro because I'm sure being who you are you get, you know
Then my mouth, you know my vibe bro. My bad shout to the Vietnamese community, bro. It's all good, bro. It's okay
What why he was being racist dude, I was about to go I was about to fire back
What bro?
I
Vanity Bob, this is my mom last person
Yo, what up, we need yo, it's a vanity it's gone back. Um
Um, so, Vanity, you're a mod in my chat, right?
No.
Ah, fuck, wrong Vanity, man.
I'm gonna get your race, though, okay?
Did your parents drive you to school,
or did you take the school bus growing up?
My parents drove me.
All right, you're white.
Yeah.
Proof?
Nice to meet you Vanity.
Nice to meet you bro.
I know I'm a fucking genius bro.
I'm the best at it.
Bro my race radar is so fucking good I feel like.
Keep going one more.
One more check.
Hey bro I'm done doing one more bro this is kind of fun.
I see.
Teemu, Jason, and ween, I kind of want to see what he looks like.
Yo.
Whoa.
What's up, bro?
Yo, yo, what's good?
What's up, bro?
Yo.
Yo, I can hear you.
Can we get a stream pic together after, bro?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I got you.
One question.
I got one question for you.
Who do you pay to stream it?
I got you.
for you. Who do you have a shimmer?
Yes, sir. Jason. The we.
Ma. Me?
Yes, you know, you're Hispanic.
No, you're white.
Like I'm like, I'm Asian, bro.
You're Asian and white.
Yeah.
All right, so the camera.
Well, I don't got a shit.
Okay, all right, well should I go get a shirt? I mean I would prefer if you had a shirt on I
That way I got your shimmy
No
This is for everything, this is for everything
Hey, that's really like you, so what ever can trust me for this
She's everything, she's only for me
I'm sorry!
She looked like Jell-O!
What's up?
Back to her
Hey, what's up bro?
What's up bro?
a little stream pick going wait what type of Asian are you oh I'm from
Oh okay okay far I bet flicker I cannot believe I'm gonna be smoothie bro
You won't guess mine last one last one last one
Yo, yo
What's up Jason? You're the last one
Alright, bro, and I guarantee you I could guess your race
questions. All right, your
what do you like? What's your
favorite show?
My favorite show?
Probably The Flash.
You, sir?
Are...
Okay, hold on. I'm going to use my
second one. I'm going to use
I'll give you my other questions, all right.
Marvel or DC?
As of right now, I'll be Marvel, bro.
What type of punishment did you receive growing up as a kid?
Ooh, all right, good question.
My mom used to grab hangers
like flip-flops I guess hangers like situate hangers yeah like him hangers
and flip-flops flip-flops okay I like flip-flops you sir you are Hispanic
Alright, final answer?
Final answer.
Bruh.
What's that one saying?
Bro.
Come on. Come on!
Bruh.
Come on!
Bro, disable your thing on openS, bro!
Change the camera!
Sure.
what the why is it not happening bro oh my you edging me right now no no no
I'm here I'm here there we go oh what's up chat what the fuck Asian I am bro
you're Filipino I was on your Vegas stream bro oh my god oh my god
I'm back, huh?
Fuck, bro.
Welcome to me, bro.
Fuck this shit on my ass, bro.
It's like if you and Raf had a baby, never ever put that birth.
Yeah, Jeff was calling me Bigger Monoraf, bro.
Hey, listen, bro, you were right.
I couldn't get yours, man.
But hey, good to meet you, bro.
Good to meet you, bro.
See you again soon, bro.
Hi, dude.
Hop on the courier house, maybe?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck, bro.
What was my break- what was my breakings? How did I do? I feel like-
I feel like I'm kinda shit at that. Am I washed, bro? 50-50? I'm trash?
Don't end on a loss? Nah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm gonna- I'm gonna 5-5-5.
Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on.
Hey, I'm right here. I know y'all can't see me. I'm right here behind this pole
Send this video to a thought nigga you want to see when
Sort of gonna call me a joke. Okay, you'd be cracking up a joke. So are you trying to
Hey, I'm right
I
Brother that ready for Naruto or what?
What is mouth for you genuinely what is mouth for you Naruto
What is he say the headshot submit this photo of saboteur, oh he better do nominations dude
Oh
I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you are.
Have anyone wanted to choose between this?
What the fuck?
They're not tripping?
It's a wrap.
They would have 1000% choose this because there's no like cuts.
Like there's no like messes up with the healing.
It's kind of just like, it's like paint.
It literally is like paint.
This is 110 down the option for like just make it.
Hi guys, I'm here with the famous St. Louis Moldov.
I guess, yeah, I'm not like, I sure am, I sure am.
What the fuck?
I don't know why you sent me this.
It's a clean color though.
What car should I rent my car?
Whatever car I get.
What color should I do?
I can't do yellow.
I'm not doing yellow.
Have anyone?
Hold on, let me see.
Hey chat, I'm already in this, I'm already in this, I'm already in this, you can see
anybody in me alright, I'm in this, I'm in this, I will be winning the whole tournament
okay, and I know, I know, all the Fortnite, gaming, whatever, I'm in this hard, on God
this will be tough.
Bring back Mr. Beast and rap. The meme is dead and I can't rap.
Fresh planted, yeah, fresh, won't you say a cardigan?
Virgin Mary flowers say I put no fishes in it.
Everyone I got help in it.
She's from Boston, say I'm in it.
She's get out my head, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
This bitch came from for real, yeah, huh.
Are you serious, bro?
Little baby got a fucking Mr. Beast feature?
What?
He kinda slid, though, bro.
Y'all think Little Baby got paid to do this?
Beast X baby
Holy fuck bro
Tel Aviv collab
I ain't gonna lie bro
Dream, dream physique
Wallahi bro
Dream physique
Vanus Gaming you have done it
Edmond Fong you have done it
This is during physique, bro.
Y'all can say D1, Y'all can say whatever y'all want, bro.
Too short, you're too short.
I'm not too short for this shit, bro.
What? I'm already kind of built like this, I just need abs.
U-5-8, this is impossible, I'm afraid.
Just... Stop, bro!
Stop doing that!
Stop!
You're not even half as big.
Get on my dick!
I
Disappointed I crumble please do better Dan
Oh sayi tweet damn brah
Do that, bro!
Oh, he actually fucked you up, that's weird bro.
He fucked up, he's still in my body.
He handed it to you.
Oh my god!
Damn, W Sinner.
I really said you can't stab my chain, bitch.
Wait, did she pass everybody?
Wow.
You can't have them.
Oh my god!
Oh yeah!
First of all, Diablo, they were the one.
Second.
Dude, she might have fucked around.
She better go
That'd be fucking wheels man do this color
You safe
To be fair though
Did we stop doing wheels after we hit a hundred K I ain't a lot I think I kept
doing wheels
Use the tune when the star got you calling
Ray Reyes
Stay where Ronaldo, Jason the W...
The core boys need to choose
Core has six big streamers on the internet but somehow that might be exactly why it isn't working
Hold on bro, I didn't know he might have got me hooked
All right, I might be able to, this might be a good reaction, eight minutes, that's
a sweet fucking spot for a reaction.
It's a hook bro, it's a hook, see?
It's got the chat round up, it's got me round up, but what do you mean, it's not working?
Hold on, let me see.
Stato Ronaldo, Jason Loween, Silky, Marlon, Lacey, and Adapt.
Six of the biggest personalities in streaming all under one roof.
paper the core boys should be unstoppable so why aren't they wait
it's a Bobo's let me let me see this because individually there's some of the
best streamers on the internet she got woes hot as fuck but as a team they're
kind of a mess so what's really going on here yeah the level of like money
they make it varies some of these guys make five million a year and some of
them make 500k and can these guys learn a thing or two I watched this I watched
two minutes and this dude is dead a retard damn those bug from the goats
that built this group content formula before core ends up suffering the same
fetus phase I was built on a great idea take the parts of face that made it
fun leave the drama behind and start over with the combination of fresh
faces and veterans by this point phase had gone through years of corporate
changes management problem and honestly so much drama we don't have time to get
into for this video classic video we have decided
Holy Suki iPad stream, bro
Initially you guys wouldn't have formed a group without that so like I can't even like respond to this because I literally can't go to your thing banks
We're doing our things. Let's just you know, I'm not talking about you core gave the guys a chance to build something on their own terms
We create own and brought everything
Now we're talking about some of the biggest names in streaming here
I mean these guys all have the chemistry that you need for a great content house, and they've had finally freed them
So classic Marlon in a great costume classic stream of all the management bearing down on them
They took the freedom and friendship that made the early phase so exciting and broke away from everything that had gotten in the
Way of it on paper the plan for core was perfect
But the cracks started to show pretty quickly phases management had become part of the reason these guys wanted out
But having no management created an entirely different problem
These are six of the biggest personalities in streaming and they're big for a reason. They all want to be the clip you cannot
Always be the clip except for one guy
Able we're not oh the thing know how to command the stream create a moment and make themselves entertaining which is incredible for
Collaboration classic clip but it doesn't necessarily make for a great team core was never gonna survive six individual careers alone
Name had to eventually mean something bigger than the creators underneath it
But that requires someone to actually go out and force all these guys to operate as a team for all the problems with phase management
They had something cores missing someone around the business side of things someone to do the boring stuff
and without that things fell apart.
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, bro.
No one threw a party.
I'm sure y'all want to have this explanation.
You're not gonna throw-
Okay, this has nothing to do with management, bro.
This is just like, oh, we didn't want to throw a party.
As in not all of us wanted to do the party.
This is us thinking, not a fucking management thing.
Well, fourth of July, cool party without cool.
It's cancelled, man. It's cancelled.
I literally had the house and everything,
don't want to do the party. I mean, I did, but like, bro, that's not management.
We had to run their own stream, but no one was responsible for running core. And yes,
while these guys are hilarious and great at making fun and engaging viral content, they're
not businessmen.
Sound God, you put it in. Seriously. No, you didn't. Did you?
Oh, I did.
Miss some dynamite on dynamite on dynamite.
Shit.
Oh my god, Mar you pushed up.
You ship me to the captain.
Someone willing to make the calls, plan the events, and keep six massive personalities
all moving in the same direction.
And whether he intended to or not, that responsibility fell on adapt.
Scarface suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame.
And became lame?
What?
What's up with this hate-n-ass nail?
You're lame.
So he stepped up.
He became the guy planning the group streams, organizing the events, getting everyone
And basically doing the work that management used to handle
But now the problem with this is that he was trying to run the business of core
Will also being the same old phase adapt and that just wasn't gonna work long term
Right prediction when you guys started your group is that one person's gonna do the brunt of the workload to get it started
It's kind of like imagine doing a group project every week and you're getting an a
But you're doing all the work. Yo woes
Oh, dude, that boy moves gettin' hot, bro!
Yo!
At some point, you're like,
well, forget it, I wanna just work on my own shit, myself.
That's really the problem here.
All the revenue that comes from Core is split six ways,
but the work required to make those events happen
is not being split six ways.
But Dap can keep sacrificing his own time
to make the group stronger,
but how long is that sustainable for him?
At some point, every member of Core
has to answer the same question.
Where do you draw the line here?
Where does your responsibility to your own career end?
And where does your responsibility to the team,
the core boys, where does that start?
To answer that question, we need to look at the money.
The thing is, you're often rich and it will be successful
even if the core doesn't exist.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if you guys care.
No, we care.
Or we can definitely, maybe I literally
had this thing talk about it yesterday,
like it's our baby, you know what I mean?
We know the boys are rich, but I don't think
we realize just how much money these guys actually
So he definitely watched the Maybach Monday with Ludwigs, I appreciate that.
I'm gonna do my take on this after I finish watching the video.
The problem here is that not all the members of Core make the same amount of money.
Yeah, the level of money they make varies drastically.
Some of these guys make 5 million a year and some of them make 500k a year.
and make 15 million. Ron probably makes the most, I would agree.
If Ron's out here making 340k a month off his solo streams and all the solo stuff he
does, his individual career, he'll make 60k a month from the Corboy stuff, the YouTube
videos, the Twitch streams on the Cor channel. Why should he care about the team? Some
of these guys need the group or the others. They aren't all hungry for the team to
win because some of them could make more money just by doing their own stuff. Now
I think we can all agree that we want these guys to win.
Wow, I ain't a lot of you leave us fucked for that, bro.
Hey, listen, bro.
Hang on, I don't even think we're gonna make some noise.
I think Lacey makes some noise.
This dude got a room bed deal, bro.
And the boys, they're not idiots.
They know something has to change.
But that was hitting a lot of the YouTube
in the most part with ideas and stuff.
But since the beginning of this week, we had a conversation.
And things are actually changing.
Things are going well.
We're getting creative.
So he saw this clip and decided to still post this video.
We're getting more management. Things are, things are better now.
Things are way better now.
So what's the plan?
Well, let's take a look at the blueprint for guy content groups.
The goats are this sort of thing.
The people that have been around the longest doing it.
The Sidemen and Dude Perfect.
The Sidemen pretty much solved the exact problem that the Cornboys are going through years ago.
Instead of letting one person become the guy responsible for all the content,
they spread that responsibility across the entire group.
Everyone pitches ideas the group decides what they actually want to make and then one of the guys takes ownership of that video
Next time that responsibility rotates to somebody else in the group and they have an actual production team handling the logistics underneath it
All the result is a system where everyone contributes equally and nobody ends up stuck doing all the work like adapt
So that solves the planning and logistics problem, but what about the money problem?
That's what it really comes down to at the end of the day is how are these guys cutting up the pie?
Let's look at Dude Perfect here. What makes them so great? They've been in the game for 20 years.
I have another video on them. Go check it out.
But what can the core boys learn from them? Well, Dude Perfect works because the members win together.
Their biggest videos live on the Dude Perfect channel. Their tours and products carry the Dude Perfect name and the five
personalities have recognizable roles without constantly needing to prove who the biggest individual creator is.
None of them are out here doing their own stuff on the side or trying to decide if they want to do their own
career or work on the do-perfect career. It's five dudes and they are all bought into the same channel.
That makes the incentives very different from what Core's doing. And Core Boys, well yes,
they split their profit evenly from the Core channel. The Core channel will never be bigger
than the streamers that make it up. I mean, look at the difference in YouTube subscribers
between each of their YouTube subscribers, individual channels compared to this guy
put up our twitch following
to
How much the core channel has the numbers just don't add up you would expect to see the team being bigger than the individual guys
How does the saying here go the team needs to be bigger than the sum of its parts that is not the case for core
I had a line bro. Did he even try to do his research?
The core fucking YouTube channel
No one was raised baby, bro
All of us together doing YouTube videos dead as be mugging all of our own videos like that
1.5 in a day, I mean, I don't think my dugout the
Rom's YouTube is doing really good right now, but
Well all the tations all the tations of all the tations that literally could do research, right?
This is Rage Baby back. This is Rage Baby.
Now do I want Ludwig to be right about Core? No, I think the Content House is a relic of the internet that needs to stay alive.
It's fun to watch and when these guys do get together, they make great content. There's so much potential for this channel.
I mean we're talking about like the Avengers of streaming.
But for them to make it work as a team long term, something's gotta change. Thanks for-
Thanks for.
Let's see what comes in.
Shilgane as I started.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Horrible, horrible.
You know, I think this guy maybe made the video
after watching my Maybach Monday,
but forgot to do research, you know,
quotes in commonly, and I'm not gonna hate on you
because you just probably didn't do research.
But if you're gonna do, you're gonna make a video
like this literally just repeating what Ludwig said to me.
You know, we don't do anything
to a third person saying that.
But yeah, it's only been four months to be fair, just to add a Pepsi, Pepsi's already
making huge changes.
Our YouTube videos, this video is literally a one out of ten, one point five in a day.
All of our YouTube videos, you know, so compare, but one out of ten, one point five in a
day.
Core channel's literally only growing.
We hit a million subs in four months.
That video was right straight.
That video was genuinely right straight.
Body piece fame in a Czech media bear.
One at a time is perfect. One at a time means like out of the past ten videos,
that video that was just posted that was one at a time is the most view
feel compared to all of them. Perform the best, yes.
Also the dudes points we were getting compared to the Sidemen and Dude Perfect first of all
we are a streaming group.
We have to do streaming and managing YouTube content
inside of things, completely different situation.
Also, they're 10 years in the making
for four months in the making.
But the fact that we're getting compared is a good thing.
Oh, tech learn.
Holy Andrew Tate ass song bruh
I
Went to magic city strip club to review food not the woman. I ain't a lot bro. I'm an avid double-hatcher, but I genuinely from the bottom of my heart
This dude dub is
Top top one for me right now for you to gently
Sounds like cinema
Can you start playing war games on stream baros? I eat I got you trust I got you
I'll watch it wait
I'm on the corner of
Magic City Shirt Club? Is this Orlando? Or what is Magic City?
Atlanta Shirt Club. Oh, Pudgy talked to me about
Atlanta Shirt Club. Oh, this is when he was out here in Atlanta for work. I said, that's true. Wow.
Yeah, Pudgy said that strip clubs are more than just shirt clubs.
They'd be having a full blown business meetings at Shirt Clubs. They got good-ass food here.
They got like bro everything at the strip clubs
Castleberry and for stuff I think and where I'm at does not look like my beautiful home of LA not one bit
And even if I had a concussion and didn't know where I was at
I would know I'm not in LA because it's full of niggers around but I've been to Atlanta
So many times and it's a place that I heard had the very best wings
But the problem with this place is that they serve more than wings and what is that big old flappy it is in
Voluntia with bottoms rubbing up and down a pole why they need shake like it's in a vibrating chair
Ram I ain't gonna lie, bro. This man dove is genuinely a fucking genius, bro
34 seconds into the video and I'm hooked bro. Holy fucking shit
All right, today, I'm at one of the most iconic,
probably the most popular place in Atlanta, Magic City.
And I'm here for the food.
All right, so I just tried to get in Magic City,
but I'm on my way to the airport.
So I stopped here before I went to the airport
and they said I couldn't come in.
So what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna just order
the food online and just go in there and get it.
I don't know what I could do, so.
I didn't think that day.
So yeah, they said I couldn't go inside
because I had my bag, but I met my niggas right here
and they said I can put their stuff in there, man.
Let's meet him.
My people just came here and helped me out.
What's up, y'all?
Man, y'all shut up, just shut up, man.
I don't care.
To smoke theory, you can find me everywhere.
I'm shattered.
I'm shattered to the whole beast.
I'm pointing up in the front, you know?
They wouldn't let me inside because my bag,
I completely understand.
I probably could have had a bomb in it.
Easy, Liz.
But now that I got them, we're going to go in there
and, uh, let's rate magic city food.
Max.
This place looks like, I could tell, a Cito place.
Somewhere you would go get a suit,
or somewhere you'd get a prom jacket.
Not where you will come see a girl, shake the man, and wear them to you.
Yeah, have you ever been to a strip club? Me personally?
No.
What the fuck am I listening to?
Alright, if you don't know, most of the girls that work in these particular places,
booty clubs, adult dancing clubs, that they parents or family or anybody even
though they work here. So I didn't do much recording but I did actually do a timer
and it was 10 minutes and 55 seconds. Now I did get the wings of course but then
I got some other stuff and it came up to 95 dollars. Ah damn! I was charged 103 so
I don't think Atlanta taxes is higher than LA's but I guess they just put
their own gratuity in there. But let's see what we got and see if Magic City
got good food. So I got three different wings and one entree and all this was $95
for $108. It was super expensive. They had to pay $10 to get in. So hopefully we don't get no
vagina of mush on any of this because it was very very expensive. Let's take a deeper dive.
Imagine being a chef working at a shrimp club, bro. Would y'all like that environment? Any chefs in
in the chat. Yeah, you couldn't eat in the club, bro. You got to eat outside.
So this one is I'm not sure. So I got chili, honey, garlic, and the
little one. Everybody coming. That's a little better than
Cracker Barrel. Potato. This is probably the Asian one that I've got.
That looked pretty fire angle up. Yeah. The Mecca. So this is the one that
Everybody's shitty ass wings tiny wings. Let me tell you guys the fat wings that y'all get like
Buffalo wild wings. They're not organic. Okay, the little wings taste better and they're organic
So this is some good-ass chicken. All right, you get the big wings. It's it's steroid chickens
You don't want that shit. You don't want that shit get the little wings. It tastes better anyways
I'm here for it. Just don't give a fuck about organic
Oh, come on, bro.
This is why you're fat, buddy.
There. It looked good. It looked straight.
But, let's try it.
And this is, I got lamb chops.
So, let's get a deeper dive into the lamb chops.
I got this with some yellow sauce and fries.
Now, they didn't tell me that all the wings come with fries.
So, I got three things to fry.
But, I'm going to try it, grate it,
and then I'm going to let y'all try it, grate it.
All right? All right, man.
Let's go see if Magic City can produce something more
than ass and titties.
This is Lou Will right here.
This is Lou Will.
This is the dish.
This is what you come here for.
The sixth man of the year.
Now I'm not sure if we're in a dangerous place.
I do see a Greyhound building over there
with a lot of people just hanging out.
So I wonder how nice tonight we have
heard a man is dead after shooting here
a Greyhound station in Atlanta of where they found a-
You know what the fuck just happened, bro?
Yo, you could tell Dubb editors himself, bro.
What just happened?
Five-year-old man shots, which one did you dive there at the scene and yeah?
Well, I want to say this y'all if y'all go to any place and they say ten wings and they give you these
You can suit them. This is not a wing. This is a party wing though. They lose
Oh barbecue, okay, all right
Well, if I go to Atlanta, we dead as gotta go to magic city
I'm not gonna be honest with you with the other views.
He dares me to just taste it, but look way better.
I mean, look at that bite.
Killed the wing.
Oh!
Two wings!
If I walked to Magic City and a stripper was over there, and she was bouncing ass on me,
and she said, you throw a couple more ones, you can taste it.
And she just put a random hole in my face, and it tastes like this.
They don't need the same people that captured Summer Bin Laden to get me off her.
The minute that kill some of some of the summer been locked in your bus to this house
That's what they got to do with Magic City. Give me off her. How do you think of this shit motherfucker?
Well, we gotta go
Is this a bad area it's like
Make the worst not the worst it's worth the risk
Bad that you right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's it banging any I've been talking so much shit about lemon
Papa, since I stepped foot. Yeah, this is like the first time I ever had a little bit of lemon
Bro, this is it. I think the barbecue sauce that really helps it.
You're like a little gas, bro.
He's probably talking about nothing, but the goddamn chicken.
So he's probably a hot name talking about nothing.
Usually he skips to the next one, bro. It's that good, though?
They are karate chopper lovers for this shit
Yeah, these fries ain't talking about nothing
I must stop this
What I wrap the back and again we have honey garlic honey guys, so I want to point some out
The wrench today is the 30th. Oh, why does rent Santa 29?
I don't if it did an expiry 29th or when they packed it under 29. I'm not sure
Sauce that's a spider dad that first chicken. Oh my god
This is honey garlic, right?
Yeah.
Oh, that is flies, dub.
Oh, Asian.
So this is honey garlic.
Dub, you just took a bite.
Anybody take another one?
Dude, this is unauthentic.
You can taste the honey.
Okay.
I ain't gonna lie.
I don't know why.
But have y'all ever seen Asian ladies and they only date white men?
This is what this tastes like for some reason.
I can't.
Now y'all might be confused by what he's saying to not put a non-Asians in the chat.
I know exactly what he's talking about.
The way you have with words, I genuinely un-
Oh it's good bro!
What's going on with you guys?
Oh just react, it's definitely a way.
You better open.
I just don't know what position.
Oh, like, why I got a rancher?
Because I just don't know ranch.
I just don't know ranch.
Where?
Well, what position?
Why a receiver?
Well, I got a rancher.
Yeah, all right.
I got, like, I see a route.
I see a lot of them.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, god.
I see you.
I'm sure for you, yeah for me.
Oh, nice.
You got this upon signing an area?
Yeah, yeah, I just got signed.
Womphal Fopnili and all the contract.
Why receive it for the rent?
What's happening in that home?
Well, let me tell you about it, bro.
There's no...
This is NFL shop.
Where are you going?
We're going that way instead.
It's not the difference for it, though.
Huh?
I can't believe that this is...
Damn.
Probably, yeah.
Child days are in love, though.
For real.
Drop a new meta.
You trying to see what's in these boxes or not?
Yeah, yeah, wait.
I'm gonna try to find a spot that's calm and the crib
Not explain it this tastes like a Asian white relationship
I don't I cannot explain it what like this you don't have to explain it though
I know exactly what he's talking about basically what he's trying to say, bro
It's like it's like a
You generally can't explain it, bro
It's just that if I like KYK type of thing, you know me
Literally just just gives me that
No, it's not nasty, but I'm just thinking of a white like
If a white man Asian man came in here a white man Asian woman
this is what they order and be fantastic when they get home soon as they
get home they watch a sailor moon and ripping a Pokemon pack as soon as they
don't that's all I'm getting current it's not bad I just wouldn't order
Like six out of ten
Here like
See you know, bro, they scattered you right after this
They were holding a Pokemon back
That is
Yeah, you can taste the Caucasian
You definitely can
So like my things be right you know what I mean
You can see like
I ain't gonna lie you hella quick with it
This one says like a dream like think of a dream that you like you know I'm saying like okay
I mean I think about it. It's like you see an Asian lady like like like
Mark Zuckerberg the owner of Facebook his wife is Asian but it's like white. I don't say like if he came here
He'd be like oh awesome. You know I'm saying
You know I mean okay. It's like only done. I think we had too much flavor to eat some shit like that
No, this is exactly just like you bring this to your Caucasian friend house. They won't take you Jesus
Jesus?
All right, y'all.
This ain't me saying this shit.
You're saying shit about no goddamn Jesus.
Let's get to the next one.
Bringing up Jesus while we had magic cities
don't really sit right with me, bro.
So, God, it's all in the name of content.
We love you.
We got Ty Chilly.
Now, it's ironic that I said the last one
reminding me of Jesus.
I'm not sure if I'm right.
I'm not sure.
that I said the last one reminded me of Asian and Caucasian couple this is I'm
not gonna lie that look banging though look bang a little good Asian zing I don't
like that the sauce isn't like drowning on the paper like the rest of them
yeah try y'all like the dry rub sauce are you like a wet sloppy mango habanero
from Wingstop sauce so I mean it was being stingy we don't need that so get
They ain't even got the date on here.
So I'm kinda like, you know, iffy.
You know what I'm saying?
This might be July.
And we ain't even trying to wrench yet.
That's crazy.
See, we doing a real taste test.
We did not try any wrench yet.
This nigga go, and then they got it.
Let me tell you, that's why I respect them so much.
In there in the menu, it says,
if you want all flats, $25.
Cause this is $20.
And I feel it.
You wanna be bisexual? Pay another five dollars.
What?
You a grown ass man picking your,
why won't this type of meat?
How's that make you bisexual, bro?
What?
You know, you can't.
You can't.
What you got guys, part of the boy don't kill.
What you got?
Damn, he killed that man.
He was like Asian and Black people or not?
Oh, I fool.
Oh, let him review it.
Let him review it.
No dance?
He not fucking with it.
I went to a Pokemon theme restaurant and the niggas said we better make some Pokemon chicken
This all I'm tasting
It's like Pokemon chicken like what does that mean they serve it in a pokeball they throw it
And then when it pop out it's this
Can someone translate what the fuck is going on, bro? You look like a lot of people
Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Who's the first person to kill the mic?
I like you look like the the popular Shabazz Shaboozie the country niggas Shaboozie you like
Kauai litter you like a lot of people I can keep going yeah so this one right here it's
not bad it's better than I like I just wouldn't order it it sounds like Tyler the creator
with longer hair just me I just wouldn't the limit pepper one was amazing I understand
Now I understand.
But we do have to put in respect that the kitchen
isn't far too far from what a lady's at.
Like I said before, a girl could be,
I walked in there, some of them girls might've got moist.
So they probably, waters was dripping into the grease.
I fucking guessed, dude.
Most of the girls probably pregnant,
don't know it, milk falling out the titty
while she's swinging on the pole.
I don't know, I don't have no clue.
So you really have to put that in consideration.
Last thing, which is the most expensive thing,
it was only $5 more, I think.
Yeah, 26, yeah, it was only $5 more for a lamb chop.
So let's try that.
All right, so as I said,
I do not like resident evil food.
No, I didn't know the wings came with fries,
I should have read it.
This is why Aliyah be beating his ass.
See, come on, bro, this is fucked up, though.
but we got some sauce on the
land tops and some rice
so
first we gonna try the rice we gonna mix the
mix the rice and the sauce
rice
maybe a little dance maybe
Maybe he moved up.
That's chef in there, Mary.
You need to divorce him.
Look.
No.
Because he's deaf.
After a long night of shaking the ass
to drink down Julio shots,
he's definitely getting some ass
off this rice and sauce alone.
Wow.
Jesus.
That means it's good.
Oh.
You're crying.
Oh, come on.
Oh, yeah.
Named time.
He's definitely cheating.
Oh my God, is that good?
Because if he would make this for me,
if he would make this for me,
oh my God.
Imagine what he would do for them hoes.
Shh, that's real.
I understand that.
That's not ridiculous.
Imagine what he would do for them hoes, though.
No, that's what it's about.
He like, oh, you got a bad night.
Let me whip you up some nice.
Instead of three, I'm gonna put four lamb chops on there.
The least she can do is open her hole.
what the yeah yeah a little bit of sauce on the whoopie shit it's not like
a one
this is this it looks better than Cracker Barrel
mm-hmm they talking to system
I see that good bro.
I already have one flirt look.
Let's go.
You gotta better some rice with it though.
Gotta dip the sauce in the rice.
I said hot it in bitch.
Get some sauce in it, get some sauce in it.
Jason be acting like a fursuit.
What are you even talking about?
Damn. Yeah, that ain't gonna cheat.
Yeah.
I think it's cheating.
Yeah.
Are we sure this stuff isn't me?
Well, he definitely was in there.
What does that even mean?
I'm going to have to rethink two things.
Oh, shit.
Just a little bit.
Not in truth.
Wait, what do you mean?
Mislead.
Like, if he's cheating ain't he?
Yeah.
Because if a nigga's talking to you that,
you're supposed to be gay.
No, I know.
But that's the case against me.
We make a rethink of two things in life.
What?
It's not too much.
Like, we're not going to overthink it.
The landscape turned on his straight.
I ain't coming up no head.
I ain't coming up.
You moving down here?
We here every night.
That is power, yeah.
All right, La, this the best thing here.
Just stop saying that sicky,
you all are weird.
Don't look like the wings and shit.
I don't know why I ain't talking about them lamb chops.
This is Chantin.
Atlanta.
Oh my God.
I got to call my homie and ask him
Oh my God.
I gotta call my homie and ask him.
Then he get, get this with you.
Let me know in the line that this is what y'all get.
How about if this is what you got to do?
You gotta be cheating,
cooking like this in a strip club.
I wouldn't believe you even if you said you wasn't.
No, I wouldn't, it is.
Let's say if a girl, a girl didn't have,
cause you know, you got,
when you come to the club,
you gotta pay to leave.
Like you said, you have to go in there
and give him a hundred dollars to dance for the day.
And let's say she ain't got cheap,
Only had a hundred and three dollars, and I got three dollars and get a lamb chop meal. Y'all can be like, you feel me?
Anyways, I'm already here, so let me stop.
You have such a way with words.
Um, just jokes.
But, oh my god.
Right in the city.
Woo, over all, this place was amazing.
Now I'm not gonna lie, in there it's a bit small.
Here's so many rap songs about this place, and seeing how small it was inside,
kind of like weird like it's super small in there it's just one stage it's like a
tetris like the little tetris thing that fall with the corners that's it nice thing
goes down that was the same chef they have definitely a video that poody did two years ago
it's the same dude he's making good food not not gonna lie the chicken they explore with a lot
of different flavors but the one that they tell you to get is amazing the blue wheel barbecue
whoever the hell blue wheel is all right yeah remember when i'm in atlanta
Blue Wheel Chicken Wings.
Orders have to do that, you just play basketball.
Broad Day Lights Bridge Club.
Anyways, uh, yeah.
Magic City got some great food.
I will come here for the lamb chops, for sure.
But you gotta pay $10 to get in if you want to get it in there,
or you can just do it online.
Ferris, good review, bro.
APPLAUSE
Closetime?
Why don't we just finish the industry, man?
What's he doing for the end?
base and it was amazing and I had so much fun I don't think where the fuck is
she at oh the last day the last one damn 140 bro I lied to Debbie man so potato
by talking about I don't know yay mountains
Oh, I have no ballin' up knowledge?
My major community, you guys fucking did this, you were bothersome.
I can't, I can't be rate.
That's a bit insensitive.
So, like what you say, bro?
I'm just happy to be involved as well.
So, yeah.
So, yeah, you don't know.
So, yeah.
So, what do you think?
Is there a reason?
Damn, bro.
They're having a bit rate out here.
Yeah, Rebecca.
Hi.
You're Rebecca's girlfriend.
After a long month.
I just have to say thank you
Welcome W. Beckham
The reference oh
I mean, bro, how the fuck am I supposed to know
How the fuck am I supposed to know bro like dude?
I guess y'all knew I guess y'all knew
It is iconic oh so y'all so when she put up to the spot before she said yo
It's the Kanye mountains or yay mountains
Y'all were like oh shit. That's the gay mountains
Yeah, yeah
And I'm really happy and proud to be a part of it. Yeah challenge
by far. Hey, what's that card you ever watched? Shout out to everyone genuinely. Bro, no, shout out to Rosie, man.
My best friends here, old Floyd, Sinnoh. I gotta cast this raid, though.
John, you know, and you guys. What? Also the people behind the scenes, you know, you have
Hydra and Diamond here every single day. You had Ally as well helping a lot. Wodge came in like
clutch multiple times. We had all our friends coming throughout the entire
sub-ethan. Like, summer support. It was really cool. And...
Bro, why'd you get us helping? I'm really proud to be part of it.
Also, this place might be a hint at one of the next things we do.
That's the one thing to say. So we're leaking now, aren't we?
So we're just saying shit now, I guess. I guess we're leaking.
Like, I guess we're just leaking shit now.
yeah guys uh let's just say this is not this is it oh wait well can we make the oh
fuck we're in a subcontractor yeah i just it's kind of full circle we went to last raid jason
and we streamed it and i'll end it right here bro all right yeah the ghost sound really
I
Love you
Thank you so much all the subs
She like it so much for like all the
I
Blurs it
So the fact that like they you know took the time out of their day every day to help me with stuff
And it's not normal that they do that, you know, everybody was learning along as we win this
Like all of them
Secondly to everyone
But everyone that like supported me through the seventh one not just the big gifters, but even like the canline is very beautiful, man
It's a great wholesome ending like I just don't
No, I'm not good
But like I just think you guys have heard me say it a million times
But like for I'm just I'm just a regular ass girl from Virginia Beach
I'll let it down. I love them to death. I'm so
regular ass girl from Virginia Beach. I have no plan. I didn't think I was destined for this
I and you guys believed in me before I ever believed in me. So
you
Watch out. I'm not gonna lie. I was from Virginia, bro. I would never claim that shit
I
Did this no or no orc no production team no no nothing, you know
That was not a diss
Don't take that as a diss, but why y'all spend the moon
Every day is like, you know Rosie and Beck will coming in every morning at 7 a.m. Right on their ass off
Oh my God, Doug's calling me bro!
Yo Doug!
Yo what up Doug?
I just don't say that bro, I just don't say that.
Yeah I already said everything bro, the road trip to camping.
I was just trying to do it on a weekend.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, it should have been out, bro.
Go ahead and talk about it, man.
Hey, we gotta do a couple muckbangs on the road.
Hey, I got everything covered, bro.
It's gonna be fun. Are you ready?
No, I'm saying, bro, like, why are you, like,
why are you saying that you've got everything?
Like, like, you just take care of it.
Three oldest people or something.
Because I'm saying, because I just want to,
like, thank you. That's it, bro.
I can't say thank you,
because you treated me like I'm just, like,
I bet I bet you always send me invoice for how much everything was
Not it, but it's nowhere near 20 like genuinely it's like
Like that, huh?
No less all I all I got was a RV in the spot. That's it
to get to the camping site.
Yep.
And then we're staying outside?
Of course, bro.
Are you a British fuck?
What?
You're a British.
Why the fuck would we just take a fucking
sprinter to the campsite?
Because that's not really camping.
We're not camping until we get to the campsite.
Okay, but RVs, good vibes.
Oh no.
We get the full camping experience and we got a pudgy drive it
Yes, bro, we're doing it you want to do it we're doing 24 hour you down for 24
We could we could discuss all of us together, but literally anytime works probably like two three or some shit
on some two or three and then we're two hours and 49 minutes away from the
campaign so we're gonna be in traffic for an extra hour so maybe we should
have some weekend right yeah it's on a weekend bro no traffic okay or you know
you do a how many days you down a stream bro I'm down the street whatever
bro I'm gonna be sitting in my what is that memorial day that's memorial day we came
Is it? I don't know.
I don't know. It's time for a weekend.
Hey, Deb, I watched your Magic City. Just watched your new video, bro.
You make me want to try the Shrek Club food now. Thank you, guys.
Have you ever been to a Shrek Club?
Never been to a Shrek Club.
I ain't a liar, bro. You got so much money that you might change a bitch.
Man, you should go do that, bro. Go get 20% of your revenue, which is $400,000 a month.
Take 20% of it. It's just go change to this life
Go see some acid titties on the stage and change it this life
Oh
It's not flirting just do it bro. I'm sure what why though? I don't have to do that like why do I got to do that?
Because you need to change people
I
Yeah, you know, I love changing lives. That's a great idea. I'm gonna go to Atlanta
A fully closed the strip club is that even like real
Yeah, like hold that's cold
like boy shorts and beer if you if you go enough money you really you're really
like experience in the strip club scene though
Listen after after the road trip on
What's life though?
Well, we'll make it happen trust
or you can't lie to a kid on who loves life after the road trip after the road
trip and campus shit I'll come over because the value is life and I want
to make sure it happens what the fuck are you talking about
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
I had actually, yeah, at one time.
Oh, shit.
That's all you knew.
I'm sorry, bro.
I see you in four or five more days.
I bet.
I miss you, bro.
I miss you, man.
Don't look at my comment on my brother's Instagram post.
He's doing an edit, though.
And I said me and Jason have been there.
I bet.
We there, bro.
Just give me the details.
I'ma look.
What the fuck is he talking about, bro?
Just a greenish shit.
Come on, Dub.
Edithon?
What is it, is it him?
Edithon.
What?
Man, Shadi gonna tell me something instead of having me walk around here looking stupid.
Me, they can't trust these hoes for real.
You can trust us though.
Damn, move that plant out there and clean!
What's this, bro? Are we there or what? Make a song with WDG?
That's hard.
Oh my, wait, it's in Atlanta, bro.
Damn, this shit got asses moving.
Nooooo.
Chava, I'm going on around.
Cuz it's mine and it means something to me
You don't get the this is homage, but I know what show this is I know movie. This is I
Know what movie this is
I mean
This did this boy don't get show
Oh, wait, no, not that one.
It's the deal.
That one, that one, right?
Ain't it that one?
Just do Marlon breath
I don't like that me and Marlon we just joined our ramps
You know, we just do the Rams drug DM me on Instagram fax DM me a
Instagram
for
investments to do shit
Yes, we just joined the Rams
Let's fucking go
Already done for ten packs in some like that. It's fine. It's all good. He's on the charger. Oh, I'm on a ramps
So guys
Give me an Instagram for just investment options
I'm gonna send you my social security number.
I don't have to pay for it.
What?
That's love, bro.
My finances?
Yeah.
What have you gotten so far, bro?
Carapace only?
Yeah, pull up.
Right there.
Ooh, the portals.
Sausage.
Amar, what do you know about hair?
Oh, sausage?
Yeah, I love sausage.
Yeah.
That's that puppet, that's the...
Yeah.
These are all the good ones?
Those are all the hits.
Wait, that's Amar.
You know Naruto?
No.
These are the hits.
How much dollar?
They're saying about $3,000 so far.
See?
Here, try it.
Now we need fucking dollars.
Try to get it here.
So what are we looking for in these bags?
XR, MR, or...
QR, XR.
QR.
Pretty good table.
We got a set from the memory.
QR, MR.
Let's say it.
QR character.
XR.
Okay, okay.
Let's see if I remember the character.
Oh!
D-Dara!
D-Dara, bro!
I remember he used to spawn bombs.
Bro, I remember he used to spawn bombs out of his hands that went up sasuke
Okay, okay, Chidori under this
Sissori low low and more action
Ruto is a hit. Is this a hit Naruto?
back on
you're actually killing it
Daedorah is your favorite?
uh no no
who is your favorite?
Rock Lee
mate guy
my name is fuck
gara
cool that's very cool
what?
this looks cool how much dollar
I think that's at least
Kasei-atake
Yeah
Not bad at all
malice
Ochi-oruchi-mora
Whoa, why'd you say it like that?
Orochi-moru
Orochi-maru
No, you still haven't got it
Orochi-maru, you remember him?
I watched it in sub bro
I didn't watch it in dub
So they never pronounce it anyway
It'd be like, I think they do
They'd definitely say it right
I
Know unfortunately, I know but you're getting really close. I think so sorry
So easy
Oh
Kukashi attacking
This gotta be worth something right
It's kind of like me and you
KINEMARO!
Gotta keep it a bug, don't remember this game.
Gotta keep it a bug, bro.
I watched that shit when I was 16, I'm 22 now.
I don't know why.
You don't know about his fight with Gara?
I'm gonna be honest, I said that was a minute ago, bro.
A minute ago.
Are you ready?
Zabuza, you know about him?
Yes, that's OG Naruto.
Okay.
I watched that.
Hashirama?
yeah yeah oh oh i think this is a little one yeah he was real name is
tendo
just want to pass oh yes you know about you know about the
throwing it back uh that's the that's that's
what you saw my bro right here with the yeah the frog oh you saw my frog
yeah yeah yeah that's Naruto's uh he learned that he learned it from
I forgot the name of the frog I don't get my boot.
Damn.
Why'd you get it?
I'm looking for obi-toff.
Oh, here you go.
Yo, you ruined the fucking game.
No, I don't really know how to open these.
He genuinely broke my bro with a PSA.
Ruchimaru?
Dope.
Ruchimaru.
Oh, he was comfy.
Trash, he got exposed by Shikimaru.
He was comfy, though!
Monkey Co setting up!
Holy tuff.
Monkey Co setting up.
That's actually tough
That's a nice angle out like that
Swim ball
We know about down so I don't down so for those uh Sasuke you do take a eye
So I say to the eye for Donzo no
Sasuke didn't take shit from him, but it's like
That's how you got the
Is that a hot? He got the uh...
The renegade?
The renegade? No, no, no.
You got blessed by God.
Crazy orangey accent for that, bro.
I'm not a larky, bro. I swear.
Sina with the W. Sina.
She just ended her Cinefone, bro.
See she finished, I think, 12th all the time.
Theta-ra? MR?
Hold on.
What do you know about bro? You know who bro is?
I know bro, right there's the be guy
Okay, come on. Yeah, that is the be guy. Is that not the be guy?
Yeah
You know what he does
Bro, it's been so long. I swear to God. I'm trying to be weird
King B. Yeah killer B killer B killer B roads. So long. All right. We got two packs left bro. These are the last two
I
Can't killer be fighters. I was like they got killer B put the beast on him. He was wild
He was tripping just got his his shit and he was going for it. We've got a
Let's go I go one you go
Oh fuck is this one?
I'm here now.
Oh, Tissani Hoshikaki.
You mean?
It's our game, Chiya.
Yep.
Ah, you beat me.
You beat me.
Yeah, I'm that one.
Piedara!
Yeah, you're getting right here.
Ah, bro, I'm getting fucked, bro.
Oh, you know?
Oh, my bro.
I got Edmarsasori, but bro, don't beat me.
Ah, Hinata.
We're good.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good up Hinata.
What about right here though
Bro, I got sushi
Sushi, okay, that's good. Yeah, what about the fifth one though?
Hey, I'm home. I'm not just weak-ass character, bro
Just weak-ass character. No, well you fuck with care
Yeah, she was okay, right? She was in love with sasuke
All right, you better bless this boy
Yeah, yeah, because you would have better luck. Yeah
We're looking for a XR one out of nine
How much is our qr this box right here was a hundred percent
PR wait wait
Not for research.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
There's a card in there.
I didn't know this... this is a promo card.
Who gives a fuck about a promo card?
It could be a... it could be a hit.
I might get a fucking hate bomb, actually.
She said...
No, no, no, no, I don't want to open it.
I don't want to open it in her own hands.
What is this?
I think there's only two left.
I'm not gonna lie, this is bullshit, man.
Okay, yes.
Honestly, thank God, here.
Now you gotta figure it out.
Dude, this is actually pretty cool, like, how they open it.
Probably the box.
The box is actually probably a great presentation for these boxes.
Ah.
Huh?
What do you got?
Yeah, but there we go, there we go.
Ah, bro.
Shall we?
Maybe
I think she's losing this right? Yeah, she's losing it
Zappos are definitely clear in the fuck out of that care
Hey man, hey, you remember?
Okay, I guess I'll just get back to you here.
They ride?
Obito?
Oh, Obito, bro?
Yeah, I'm not sleeping.
Right here, though.
You got one of the weird packs.
It's a good card, though.
Wait, you do have a weird...your order's all fucked up.
Yeah, what's it supposed to mean?
Hold on.
Ooh, I love this character.
Suzy Ketsu.
in Donzo again, bro. I think the same going to our town, bro. Wait, what are we looking for? QRs.
QR XR. I get a QR XR. This probably is just like the first time I've heard of this last game.
Okay. Yeah.
What's our blood? SSR. Oh, SSR bullshit. Dider got 30 of those already.
are these to soon oh mr. bro double
bullshit right here who are you know you know bro I ain't
a lot she's that's fuck she was also put in pain too and uh and her pops was
Don't have much memory of him, but I'm gonna be honest with you.
That means he was not as impactful of a character.
Oh, I remember, he was, he was, it's coming back to me.
Right on the superior time, I feel like you got it.
He literally right there, bro.
He was part of like a bunch of kids that were like imprisoned kind of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's like a bunch of kids that were in prison
and then they got superpowers or something.
I wrote, tomorrow was, yeah, right, it's very moving.
Experiment, there we go.
Oscar as Pito hold on that that's something
Oh my god, that character's a million bro. This is zero of the curse mark. Oh, that's true
Minato
Love this character, but we're probably three two cents. Madarabu G. Yeah, okay. Oh
Wait, this wasn't fire. I'm not gonna. I already got this though. With this? No
shirt oh who's this fat fuck bro I don't remember this character oh bro that's
from the movie Chosey Faw and the Salkir Chevalard yeah I'm not gonna lie bro not a memorable character man
all right let's see if I can follow that up right my guy ready Gora yeah right
here here's that oh see shirtless shirtless version shirtless that's so
I
Already got the dude already got Garos. I got Haruno, bro
Yeah
What do you remember about this she was weak as fuck that's all I remember, bro
I'm gonna be completely on it and she did my boy Naruto wrong, bro
But she pulled up kind of clutch on heels though, and uh, and the war. Yeah, one time, bro one time nice
Now Ruto
Bothers there. Oh
Here it is. Hey. You see how he does it with something that's what. And thank you.
MR. Okay. What is that? It's touching. It might be some new shit that.
I
Have to go
Naruto
All right, Zabuza
You clear man
Dadara
yeah detonating clay bro honestly yeah I hate I hate that character
here's me who the fuck is this tell you y'all bro weak-ass character dude
un-unmemorable unmemorable don't remember that character you remember that
character yeah all right we got these last three packs
It's super important.
Itachi.
Kira.
Sakura.
Akakashi.
Naruto!
SP?
That's a pretty good one.
I've never seen this Naruto.
Oh yeah, that was new.
It's colorful, bro.
It's like rainbow.
It's like hand-shake fire.
Oh no, man.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Oh my edit, man.
Oh my Naruto edit.
It's just like...
It's like...
It's just like bro and into don't remember this fucking shitty. Yes
No, I don't remember that
Okay, this is it this the last one in the second box where you think we're there when big here
That was it
That's the third one bro. How you forget? Wait what? Bro, you ran through this. You came on the second one.
Yeah, and then we just killed one. Tachi. Oh my god. Oh, man, that's it. I see two only in my vision though.
There's one over there, and one in the box, I think you tossed.
I tossed?
Like the empty box.
Toss where?
That's empty box, bro.
Wait, there's no way we're done.
I'm done.
I'm tossing an empty box.
That's it?
What the fuck has he got on his head?
What do you mean he's just kid, bro?
You've bought the boxes.
No, no, no, I have four, bro.
I don't know if they're empty.
No, they're open, too.
They're open, too.
It's empty?
Oh, they're tolling.
What?
It's empty, bro.
What?
It's empty, bro.
Hey, how is it empty?
No way.
I mean, how is it empty, bro?
That's it, bro.
That's fucking empty.
Hold on!
Wait a second!
Are you seeing this?
What the fuck?
Last second, over time, buzzer-greeter box.
Yeah, box out of nowhere.
I'm not sure where this came from, but this is it.
That's it.
After this, we're actually done.
We need a PS8 10, not root, Tosaske.
Yeah.
Yeah, the R car is the same one right? Yeah, probably. Keep it sealed. Keep it sealed?
Bro, maybe keep this in your collectibles maybe. That's kind of cool. Okay, yeah, I sealed the R car.
All right, here we are. Ready? We only got 16. Let's go.
Whoa, why is this one girthy as fuck? Oh, I like that. Everyone's having a mad
girth, right there? I know. What's up with that? What's in there? Oh, no, really?
Busted, busted, busted. Hold on, there might be some shit in there.
It's gonna be a patch.
Game one. Game one, are we gonna do it again?
Why is it still not ripping, bro?
Signature sign. Well, his back is different.
Here you are. Yep, careful man.
Could be the case it's inside of it.
Oh, oh, oh, stop, stop.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
So, actually got something.
Hold on. Just keep it, keep it warm by the...
Look over here. Now very careful. Don't grip it lightly. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Okay, you've got some crazy
You missed the card you missed the card there you go. All right now. This is oh my god. Who's that?
Who is that? I don't know
out. Oh no that's fire. Wait. No that's fire. Bro. Chill chill chill. Hold on.
Oh god bro. Serialized out of 720. Oh my god. 25, 72 out of 720. Sometimes kind of a lot though.
What the what? What a hit. It's like a patch. It's like a hit man. That's fine. The thicker
Out of 720? That's a max win!
You just pulled a minotaur game horn patch.
My card is fire, bro.
No, no. I know that. My new card is fire.
That's going to go right to getting sleep in front of it.
It just opens 80 some pass and gets shits.
I could feel it though. You could feel it in there.
I know that's worth at least a hundred dollars at least same as Kakashi same as Zubasu same as
Didery same as fucking Korn same as fucking shitty ass dude we're good we're good we're doofs now yeah wait a
second I don't know what I'll try it just worth $430 that's almost all the buck that's crazy
Oh
We tell same
Mighty push. She's got a lot of mrs
Shit
1010 that's $500 10 10 bear had a crush on her too
Feeling something in here or not?
I'm not gonna say that, but I'll be completely honest.
I think it's over with Kashi out of jail.
Kizami.
Dai-daree-ra.
We're good.
Sasori.
Another M.R. though.
Um, man.
Kashi, I just want to say this one.
Here's your card, man.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, my new card is so fucking cool, man.
No, no, no.
My new card.
Bro, look at this Monato.
Why are you saying that?
572 out of 724 hundred bucks chat we came up today we came up today we look at our
new card
And wind it down here.
We could get to the last second here and on.
Mariah, Chachi, oh my God.
Oh, wait.
This is now.
It is now.
Wait, we can see this?
Bepp or not?
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
That's the best.
Yeah, I think that's the best call.
Be fair.
Hold on.
Well, that actually makes me more extreme.
You've got to try this.
What they can't fit in there.
Celebrity.
Let Gilly get one out for this, too.
I know.
Yeah.
Liberty shot.
any thick cards in here change
I don't think you can feel it in the pack
it was massive like you could actually like weigh these
yeah
you are
anything?
ooh
try that
fuck you me man
fuck you me
you gotta try that wipe it
yeah it is
go on
That's just the last call right how do I open it properly back at
This oh
Thank you
All right, hey stick your dig out
I
You panning to do all for what the fuck are you panning to do all for?
Get the fucking egg
My guy
Susano, oh
You are who the fuck
He don't mind
Come on, let's go.
Needle, needle, needle!
You gotta try this one, though.
Ready?
Here we go.
This is the one.
Jump scare.
Okay, sorry, I'll...
Ooh, okay.
Like this, weirdo.
This guy's kinda weird.
I'll run tomorrow.
Okay.
He died.
Ooh.
Alright, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm just gonna...
Oh yeah, that's fine.
You got that one?
This is it?
This is when it all comes out to you?
Yeah, man.
All right, let's see.
It'll be just open in 64 packs.
See how quick that math was?
Let's talk about it.
Check it out.
It's not was that?
Bang!
Chidori.
What do you know about that?
What did you just say?
It's pretty good.
Chidori.
You mean?
You know what that is?
I know what a Chidori is, bro.
What is it?
Oh
Rock Lee first Rock Lee the steppers on
Well, that's it. I mean that's gonna yeah
Let's see what we got
You could touch it right this touch. Yeah, it's the best car. We got here
We got the we got the game warm and not so when he fucked me in it though. I'm a cousin nine tail fox
Yeah, remember that
Yeah, yeah, you made father 19. It's 572 out of 720. Wow, this is crazy
Insane stuff there. Yeah from there's no it's you packed yet, but I think
This one card is worth that's a three hundred dollars for hundred dollars. Are you bet? Yeah, good ass box was like 120
Sold for that much
Go buy more. I bought a good amount
I feel like, now, that's gonna be it for us.
There's no more cards here, y'all.
You can't put some cards back into some of the back of your hands.
We should re-wrap this shit, right?
I mean, low-key, yeah.
Got her back?
Yeah, put this back into...
Yeah.
Wait?
Yeah, ain't see me.
The total is this, plus a bunch of MR, a bunch of XR.
That is a W. That's the best car set?
The fact that they were just packaged so perfectly, that was Pete, bro.
What's your favorite thing about it, bro? Probably the Monato.
Why do you keep saying it like that? I'm not a dead watcher like you.
That doesn't change the name of the character. It's still Minotaur.
name of the character still mean it you don't even watch sub you just watch
tiktok versions of anime I've actually been on just like a spark no version of
your cat literally watch no everything cut out except for I only did that for
Dragon Ball Z so you even watched with the OG Naruto I did it which is I know
it's a crime but I know it's a crime but I was a little kid and I saw I was
scared of watching long enemies so I was scared yeah cuz I was scared that it
was gonna be my whole life yeah yeah cuz I was scared that it would consume my
life so I just went through Shippuden skipped all of filler and watched all
the Shippuden. Well you gotta watch like how do you watch
just Shippuden? I don't know. I don't lie you can like I knew what Naruto was
before I watched Shippuden based on just like random videos on YouTube like
fairy tales I've watched most of the fairy tale episodes on YouTube because I
didn't have crunchy bowl bro hear me I didn't have crunchy roll either until
about a year ago no you are on my crunchy roll for about a year
I still gotta log in on my phone
yeah you don't man let me see
let me see
man on my shirt
you got a whole year worth of it
It was a logic, yeah.
I got a subscription.
But I'm also on your shit though.
Oh yeah, this is me.
Okay.
What's up, boss?
You know that they got an Arto World in Japan?
Oh, you better go.
I feel like you kind of have to, right?
It's gonna be a lot, but I can't wait for Japan, man.
You were actually locked in there.
That's just locked in and everything's booked.
I think there's a tech on tying right at Universal.
You ever watch that?
I'll put you under that one, but yeah, I do.
Oh, in Japan?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Bro, I ain't gonna lie.
It's just a little something, though.
Imagine I enter Aaron Yeager's mouth that's half the time.
I think you really do enter in time.
What?
Bro, enter in time.
There's an AOT ride in here.
It's like you ride, you sit in it.
It's like the, it's like that Harry Potter ride.
But like, you know, it would be our exit.
That's cool.
I think it would be a lot to go, or you just, you know, bring a chat.
You just go by the way.
Remember, remember we got kicked out of Disney last time?
I don't know how they are with streaming up there.
Yeah, sure man, these are big shirts now.
Yeah, it's gotten worse since we weren't like, they're more...
Yeah, there's a difference.
Wait, what happened?
No, just like...
Just some people on the other website.
Just people in Japan.
Well, what you better do with that?
I was thinking about party content for today. What about you?
you what else you had a bunch of content
plan for that yeah remember after six yeah what was after six yeah yeah yeah
set up by six man a time flies when you have a fun bro wait did you try to
crumble cookies no I did bro it's a five-year-old taste no no not least some
crumble X Minecraft you could try didn't you do that what was your second I did
That was right now right now. Oh, what else are you doing? Oh, come on
Everybody like oh, she got a little shit off what the fuck y'all whiskers on your face
What a little I'm up to you after a freshly being shaved bro. Let's got a little bit of shit going there
I said this is three days it appeared
Bro, that's not that's a talk to me. That's at least I swear it is five four days
All right, I'm in five days
Okay
It might have been five days five days of notion at least okay five six days six days look at look
Two weeks maximum though.
Bro, what do you think, what do you think?
Bro, we kinda got a little bit of shit going on.
Bro, I'm trying to be like you, what do you think?
You gotta get this right. Wait, do I have it or not?
I don't got that installed, bro.
You have it, nah, I have this shit.
I don't got that shit installed. You don't got that shit installed.
Oh, you saved it? Wait.
I'm trying to unlock the mustache and go tee combo, bro.
How do you get this shit going? How did I get it?
Just crazy.
So you just don't, you just have the mustache and the go tee, you don't have this part?
Yeah, yeah, I don't got this.
How far you just shaved it?
Yeah.
Damn.
I don't know a lot, bro.
That has a sexy, up on my front camera,
and you tend to get scared.
That's a first.
I don't know.
So I don't know what to do.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I mean, yeah, you got facial hair for sure.
It's there.
Well, there's hair on this thing, so.
No, I don't know if it's facial hair, but.
Wait, so you think I should keep this set or not?
Probably not.
No.
Actually, actually you should just let it ride.
Yeah, I think everyone should let it ride.
Just let everything ride.
Like, don't shave anything.
Just see what happens.
I haven't shaved my fumes in like two months.
I see you on your face, haven't I?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, for like a month.
I think you let it grow.
Let it grow for months.
And if it's fried, then it's all gonna be good.
The white room will take shape for a while.
She did have a little bit of a...
I don't know why he didn't keep that shit.
It looked good.
He's older, yeah.
Honestly, it doesn't look bad.
That ass?
No.
I think you should just keep it out.
Everybody is saying it looks bad.
I mean, it doesn't look particularly good, but it's not what we're seeing right now.
Yeah, see, you're just in intermission between A and B, you know what I'm saying?
I heard you were in a hospital.
Yeah.
What's happening?
Is he with a beard?
Pepsi?
He's got a shaving sheet.
Come on.
Think about it, I just deleted all my facial hair.
I don't know if I can park in the right area.
You would chop.
He was like, he just took advantage of the elite levels of gaslighting.
That is the large final boss.
Yeah.
So did he get arrested or something?
I think that's what I thought, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
That shit generally doesn't make sense.
Yeah, it does.
Ramskate is little sister swords.
26.
Yeah.
Some of the proportions here are a little bad.
It's because athletic people like sports shit, they don't be wearing like
What do you think about who the Rams just got on their defensive lineup?
Uh, what do you guys just got?
Let me talk about that
I'll talk about the vibes in the locker room now that he's back
I ain't alive bro, it's our year
Rams, we got Carla Murray
It's our year, bro
What are you talking about?
Oh, fuck, I'm talking about uh, uh
What happened?
We just got a new quarterback, no?
No, fuck, we got a
He's coming off the edge.
He's saying weed.
Tony Jefferson.
He's in what?
He's in the charger.
Come on, bruh.
Bro, he's just your fucking team.
You want a Super Bowl?
You want a Super Bowl for him?
Oh, a Herbert.
What?
Herbert, bruh.
No.
QBs.
He's got Mary.
No.
It's a Madison beer.
No.
Justin Herbert.
No, bro.
You guys got a defensive end.
Right.
Aaron Donald.
Yeah?
He came back from retirements, got a year of contract,
$20 million.
$20 fucking million for a year.
$20 million for a year.
First hand.
Miles Garrett.
Hey, Redondo, what do you do with his quarterback?
Miles Garrett himself.
You might as well.
Let's talk about Miles Garrett and me, what we have in common.
Guess what we got in common.
Born and raised in Arlington, Texas.
I was going to say nothing.
I was going to say literally nothing.
I actually just tried to find something.
Bolton Rays and Harlington, Texas both ledges out of our cities.
What the fuck dude?
Nah, I'm lying.
This is a good segment.
I'm gonna pick the ladder.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, this is Harlings.
Bro, don't do it. Don't fucking do it. I already know what you're gonna do, bro.
Bro, don't fucking do it. I already know what you're gonna do, bro.
Bro, this is not our fault.
You're gonna have to figure it out, buddy.
Fucking serious?
Hey, you're gonna have to figure it out, bro!
What the fuck is that?
Trying to climb on the roof and shit!
What the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
You guys don't know your shirt.
Nice
Hey, those dogs are cute. Are those Dashons?
He not give me shit. He just said he could give us 21. You're not giving us shit, bro
Like you're not on the ramps dude. I'm on a really fucking pads or a helmet or anything
Let's run around bro, play D on me. You versus the dad. Nah, he's QB. Yeah, I'm all-time QB. Yeah, gotcha
Probably
What?
You're off when I was tight.
Hang on.
We're doing a last to leave the roof challenge that you're doing by yourself, bro.
I'm never doing the only one on the roof.
No, no, no.
I actually foaled with this concept.
I'm going to show you how to ramside me.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
You ready?
Hey ladies, bro.
Come play D.
You walking this up or not?
Come play.
Ah, he's pussy, bro.
Do you want to play D on me?
No.
like that. Come play D on me.
Alright, alright.
Nobody wants you to jam in that shit.
Nobody wants to smoke. Nobody wants to smoke.
Why don't you just show a row what a row
would look like without a defender.
Can you give me a post?
Can you catch it?
Let me get a post.
Let me get a post. Just run a post.
Basic post.
Ready?
Hey!
I
Need a QB
the way the defense was set up let me get a post five-yard ten-yard 15-yard
post hey
The fuck is the post, bro?
Wait, did you just run to the post?
The post isn't there in the post?
No, the post to Gold Postmates.
Gold Postmates, you fat fuck.
No, the Gold Post.
Oh, come on, man.
Look at you.
Nah.
You can't get that.
Fuck.
Nah, you can't get down, bro.
Why not?
You can't get down.
Okay, so there's a landing.
That's the step, but it's not my car, so I wouldn't feel bad.
Damn, bro.
You're not getting down, bro.
I can jump, but I'm low-key not fit enough.
Ooh, I don't like that.
Don't do it.
You gonna catch me?
Can we catch you?
You catching?
Bro, do I catch him?
Uh, I would say I would tell him to jump,
and then at the last second.
You got caught.
You know what I mean?
I got you.
Well, my arms are gonna get caught.
You see what I'm saying?
All right, just a little tricep dip.
Go to the edge.
Maybe we just get the ladder.
No, I'm good.
I mean, now you're good.
I'm good.
What should we do?
Get up, man.
I know I am on a vibe,
but I low key got work.
Oh, now I'm...
I just wanna be a woman and I'll be a girl tonight
You know that I need you know
I know
Why you name it?
Well let me run a route, let me run a real route
Okay, you wanna run a real route?
A real route
You can run a real route?
Hey, okay maybe...
Here maybe you can do like a...
What's that thing?
Write it on a ball
Okay
Okay, uh, how about fucking I
Let me get a post at the goal line a post at the goal or post fade post fade and
Where did he spawn in from bro?
Oh! That's a good play!
That was a good play!
Holy sick dude!
He's got a leg on him!
Okay, do you ever play soccer before?
Where's my need you boo?
Did not say.
Hey, heads up.
Oh, no, no, no.
What the fuck is he on?
Oh, what is this?
Dove-ass bitch.
Can we talk him over?
Okay.
You do kind of look like Doge.
Come on, dude.
All right.
You trying to lock him up?
Yeah, I got that.
Okay.
All right, J.
Table run out over six and a wing.
Let me get a five-yard out.
Ready?
Hey!
Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush.
Hush down.
This is exactly what he signed me for.
Hush down.
It's exactly what, hey, DM me on Instagram
for investment options.
Hey!
Oh no, God, it's not a good part of it.
Where the fuck, where my phone go?
Where my phone go?
How did Drew get down?
All right, this is it, this is the last play.
I'm gonna do Aaron Rodgers, I'm gonna roll out the pocket.
Roll out the pocket?
I'm coming out the locker room. I just took a rough hit. They gave me a 30 to run a post
Oh
That was on me
You should make this one.
Here, here, here.
Hold on.
You can't do this.
Fuck this sport. This shit's ass.
I'm a water receiver, not a fucking quarterback.
Okay, how about we just...
How about I get... how about you run it in instead of an out?
Yeah, we actually there was holding on the place though. They're giving us one more play
To run maybe we go this way. I bet or
What route can you run in this direction?
No, no
I'm on him coach. I want him right here. Hey, I want him
Look I want him
We'll get to just join the league and go against the best.
You gotta grind your way up, Bertie.
Bitch.
Ready?
10 yard out to the post wheel route.
10.
10 yard out to the post wheel route.
I'm putting it right there.
Game on the line.
Hey.
Holy cow.
Lay on that one, coach.
I got Sam. That's all OK.
Put your feet up.
Almost.
Focus for it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fade, fade, right on the edge here.
Yeah, keep it in bounds, bro.
You gotta keep it in bounds.
So, you pass in right here.
I'll put it at the post right there.
At the end of the post.
Right here.
So, you gotta get two feet in.
I'm gonna throw a fade.
I'm jumping up the pool about yeah, you gotta jump over the DB though
Jump over the DB. Yeah
I'm trying to catch it right here. So like they be like whoo, you know me
You said jump over DB like for the ball like you gotta be him in the jump
Okay, you want to try it?
Toe tap one more?
Okay.
He ain't one completed mess.
Ready?
Check.
There.
Could have got that, bro.
I'm near the pool.
I can't see, bro.
What do you think if the ball's going out of bounds, then I'm going to see it?
Oh, good.
Oh
I'm fucking down bro
Bro, he's trying to ignore it, the bear dude.
No, I'm doing the trick shot.
Yeah, the bear.
Oh, bro, hey, hey, bro, look.
Bro, he's out, bro, that's him.
I know you saw the trick shot.
Bro, that was a set up.
Remember, you showed up, he's how that guy,
you told me he was about to get you a dude.
Hey, pal.
Fake trick shot.
You told me to set that shit up, no?
No, it was public match.
You think you're the first person in Antarctica
to hit a trick shot?
I think so, at least.
I thought it was I thought it was Alaska same shit
Maybe I got a key to these and why is the wheel missing line?
Anything with a wheel yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to be weird
Yeah
Because what?
It does look like he's like a filter on his face right now, not like I'm not like...
What do you think about the facial hair?
What the fuck?
Bro, come on bro.
This is a blue wall type of facial hair ass.
Stop playing with me, bro. You're not going to have facial hair. You can't grow that shit.
Talk to me, bro.
You guys kind of have the same.
No we don't, bro.
Don't compare me to...
Look at your hat back, we're not a bad boy.
I'm the new Rams Flayer.
So, should I save it or keep it?
to lead this whole that whole shit is here in everything
bro what the fuck
that whole ass meat too like bruh
that shit not again bro
that's not how pretty
my shit, my shit
my shit
touch it a seat
uh who hit the refrigerator
uh-oh
it's actually pretty funny
where is Lysie?
is it?
you guys are driving in the pool bro
like what would actually happen if one of these things
fuck is there
uh-oh
oh my god
oh my god bro
Oh my God, oh my God, bro.
Why don't you just walk off like you didn't just chuck you?
What would happen if we drove the car into this, like a real car?
You think it would just sink?
Probably just sink, yeah.
The car would probably be put forever.
Is it Flynn Boyant or whatever it's called?
Boyant, close.
I thought Flynn Boyant meant like gay.
Do a route in the car.
Pepsi, bro.
So you're telling me, wait, go down.
You're telling me if I want to crouch, I gotta touch his nipple?
Oh
No, I didn't even see that and ever drive that around
Do we trust the case in behind the wheel
Drive shit
Way, you're my way about that
Jason figure it out yeah oh my god oh my god I'm traumatized from ever being
in the house and I don't want to be outside anymore I'm probably gonna be
stuck inside my fucking god what the fuck are you doing bro fuck
Well, if I can't work this race, he's fucking Jewish. I'm finished
I'm finished
Yeah, you better fucking dash bro, I'm out here bro. Hey, what's day?
What the fuck?
Did he just go?
What the hell?
I've got it this far.
I'm trying to catch him.
I'm hitting you at the post.
Fuckin' son of a...
Bro, you aimed at the tire, I can't catch that in the car.
Here we go.
One catch.
What's the corner?
Here we go.
Bro, what the fuck do you mean, post to the corner, bro?
I'm not doing this shit anymore, bro.
Get out of the way!
Hey!
I have fear for my life.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck are you doing?
I ripped him off your head.
All right, bro.
All right, bro, hey.
Oh, look it.
What do you think?
The Ram's contract.
I don't even know what you want.
It's that new Ram's contract.
Podcast?
Bro, what is this thing doing?
We're not sure.
What's up with tarantula?
Oh, where's the tarantula?
Tarantula, probably.
I don't think I'm afraid of a tarantula.
This is genuinely our life, bro.
Like, this is genuinely our life.
Sunset off the Calabasas hill.
Grass growing in the backyard.
Got a nice refrigerator.
Right in the backyard?
Half done turf
I mean, bro
Life couldn't be any sweeter. You made an Arlington it is
Yeah, right
I thought he was really trying to pull out of that gun.
What are you from?
What city?
Nothing to say, it's sweet, bro.
Sweet. Arlington?
Sounds like Tay-Kate was from Arlington.
Okay.
He's a killer, bro.
Yeah.
Killers come out of Arlington, bro.
Miles Garrett.
Yeah.
Miles Garrett, bro.
These are good examples.
And then...
Kay Cunningham.
And then you got you on the other side of the scale.
I mean, everything else, I don't want to send it out.
Yes.
Yeah, you fuck up scales.
Yeah.
Says you, bro.
Too far, bro.
Fat fuck.
Facts, no, that would actually look well.
I'm doing it.
I'm the one friend that does too much.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not going side, bro.
We're having a friendly banter, and then we just.
Yeah, we just don't have fun, bro.
Look at that filter on your face, ass.
Yeah, you're chopped to shit, boy.
Yo, his ass trying to ignore it, too.
Look at him, bro.
I went to the house where I was saying payphone.
I remember when I hit your mom up for the address for the thumbnail, she said it was on Evil Avenue.
Oh, thank you bro. Thank you.
What the fuck is Evil Avenue, man?
I didn't want to leak your fucking guess dude.
You don't put there anymore, she said it's cool.
That was the name of your street, Evil Avenue.
My street name was Evil Avenue and my house number was 665 and it was between 666.
It was like right there by the devil you should live next to me.
And you came from Lollipop Lane.
Haha, Lollipop Lane, ass.
All into Texas, bone road.
They don't know about bone road.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing what's, I'm folding in front of me.
Bro, please, Arizona what the fuck is in Arizona besides deserts and cactuses?
Sedona.
Sedona?
Yes.
What is a Sedona?
Pry Ewing's.
What?
He's right here.
Oh, true.
Oh
Yeah, wait a second
When you actually started being conscious where you are you decide?
First memory on earth
I say all the time
No one says my first memory the thing I could further remember
Reading an AI script
For this a pre-k
Where Harry Potter go to school?
Gryffindor
Hogwarts
What's your opinion on Brock Hussein Obama who's saying
Who the fuck is who saying his wife?
That's a new name.
I used to eat shit.
Barack Obama.
I fuck with Barack Obama.
I used to eat trash shit.
I'm from Arlington, Texas.
My first conscious memory was pre-K bedtime.
My first kiss.
Whoa, you kissed a girl?
Kissed a girl in pre-K, but she kissed me actually.
Okay, hold on.
She kissed me, man.
You kissed a preschooler.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Come on
What the fuck I just went from one thing to really progress. Yeah, I feel like yeah, that's kind of crazy
Fuck is he trying to get
Why are you saying that a provocative legs?
Get that niche was a niche research
You got a touch of nipple the power never you wouldn't know
Actually if you crouch it's the no, thanks
Reload them it
Don't you sneak up my this is Jason the weeness shirt not gonna lie. I used to wear shirts like this. I don't know I stopped, bro
That was like the gun sure that you used to have that one
I still have it in my closet.
I remember we bought that.
I remember I was living there.
I was there.
Yeah.
I bought a Kira shirt too.
I didn't even watch the anime.
I never wore that shirt in my life because it's weird.
What's it called?
You bought a lot of shit in Japan bro.
No.
You bought a lot of shit in Japan.
I did.
I
Yeah
I'm a trick at heart, you know Zane
What do you have one for brioche birthdays and Christmas and oh, so you got it this year in Japan. I got you like I'll probably make a cake for y'all
Okay, what about you? Okay, I think we're saving money
I'm down in between my foreskin, I don't think so is that with or without?
I thought it was just your skin, I thought foreskin is just your penis skin.
No, foreskin is like a hoodie, man.
Oh yeah, they took my shit.
Don't mark that shit, man.
How do you know I don't got that because you're true?
They did ask that's your she wait so is that like considered like they took it without me like with that
But you weren't even conscious yet. You know this put stuff away, so no they did it
So did my man take advantage of me or is it like who took it? No, the doctor is in your mom
What about you and I don't stream where you meet the doctor who like
What about your method I just don't think the doctor will remember
Because they burst so many babies in a day.
That's a crazy job, bro.
What the fuck bro?
What's that?
What's that for?
What's that for the Sunset?
That's got 95 and that's the next hour.
What's in the sky, bro?
Probably a decent amount of time.
Yeah.
Uh, it's really just...
Actually, there's nothing in the sky.
There's actually nothing in the sky.
There's no clouds or anything.
What the fuck someone did a scratch the shit out of this thing no
Where are you trying to go?
What a true wall whims hidden gem streamer that's lucky a movie you got my vote
I just want to see grew up on the fucking stage
The stage
I'd have to take it from
I didn't take it from just yeah spews some nonsense. He's not eligible for a good attempt bro. He averages 1k viewers
All right, breakout breakout, bro. Yeah, I'm sure you're doing well on this stage
Yeah, but he deserved that award that was not worse cameraman
There's a cameraman award this year
There's a best duo, but and cameraman are eligible for
You could put like crack out a few like 24 hours and try to like match up the statue
Watches hard. It's only been a month. Yeah
You got no ass it like makes me mad
Trying to ignore bro, why you trying to ignore it like you hear us
I have ass is just the shirt is long tight ass
I have a short-ass shirt short-ass
You got no pants, bro. Where's your pants? I did
Hold on I remember that you went back
Contents right now. Yeah, you should do a stream trying to like just learn
No, you're gonna say I don't listen.
Imagine you're just blowing for hours, bro.
Yeah, when are we doing a core cipher?
Uh, yeah.
Well, when, what are you gonna put in a verse?
Yeah, yeah, I got my, come in.
Bro, we got a core cipher.
That's gonna hit a one, two, three, go.
Yeah, I'll throw a countdown.
I don't know.
Bro, what?
Oh, I can up it, yeah.
I can up it.
We could try to get some mid-roll ads off.
I could start to count down higher 10
Same we are undressed
I might do a freaky war zone
Oh, yeah, I saw that I got clickbaited I genuinely got clickbaited. I clicked on the video
You're genius Brown I'm gonna recreate that in a month
That's actually a fucking freak.
Oh, my God, you're a genius.
Why didn't you post it on your channel channel?
I'll just rejoin court next week.
I don't think I'll have that.
Actually, yeah, you used the title.
You flew the penalty note ahead.
I got to take a break for seven days, too.
No, you're not.
I've got to work.
I repeat.
What's Marlin on?
They're about to do a gaming marathon,
but they're shit-looking, Mickey.
Oh, Marlin and gaming?
I heard it's a tournament.
It's Mickey.
Didn't they say they had to win awards on game day?
It was win all games in a row, but they just switched it to win each game
They're still fuck
They should do it before it was actually like on some no haters like it was impossible
I'm not gonna lie. I'm on a warzone game. First of all, neither of them are good at warzone. I don't think right
They're gonna run into cheaters
They're gonna run into stream snipers because the games realistically it's kind of dead like people you're gonna get in the same
Lobby the same people then you got to win a fortnight game first try then you have to beat hardcore minecraft
It's like bro. That's I don't think I could do that. I'll take a long down
We played warzone for hours and have a lot of games. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, so
That's probably gonna be like a whole week day for that
Unless I get super I said neither
I said new guy.
Hi, Brad.
All right, yeah.
Hi, bro.
There we are.
All right.
Hi, bro.
Hi, yeah.
All right, guys.
Hi, yeah.
All right.
I appreciate it.
Hi, yeah.
All right.
Move up, cam.
I'll keep it all the way down.
That's the big one.
I appreciate it.
Hi, yeah.
All right, everyone.
Hi, Brad.
Hi, bro.
All right.
Hi, bro.
Hi, yeah.
All right, bro.
I'ma see you.
I'm gonna see you.
Stop!
Oh, by the way,
there's the two of us.
What do you mean?
Wednesday
He told her yeah, I'm not I told her I was like I was like yeah, you want to see no no she was a funny
Funny yeah
Listen, I was like yo, I was like yeah
Not just to us or you want to be a friend. She was like oh, I thought I was just gonna be
But I can't bring you want you will sold
I never said bring a friend. What are you doing? No, I said it's me to us
or just want to be a friend.
Why would you say that?
Well, how else am I supposed to say it?
There's not like a specific thing.
That it's just gonna be you.
You would love it that she's like,
okay, I'm bringing my friends.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,
Flags is in my hand.
Ah, bro, why is there so many flies?
Bro.
So what you think, bro?
You think that's a good idea, bro?
Movie date?
Shaving it?
I'm not shaving it, bro.
Not shaving it.
There's a dead rat somewhere.
It can't be here.
GT-ARP?
I have to download five of them, like no bullshit.
But I will hop on the game right now, Trump.
Wait, I'm going to hold it down.
I'm going to piss real quick, Jack.
Everybody type this fate or number.
Looks like our good boss.
Mira.
What's up guys?
How are we feeling today?
I gotta say guys, I'm feeling pretty good today.
I'm feeling pretty good today.
Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira behind you.
Oh, okay. Till Jason Resident Evil Episode 3.
Interesting, okay.
Okay, interesting. Mira, Mira, greedy goblins. How's lady? Bro, adorable Q. Every like week, send money over to the crib for lady.
Only for lady. This money is for lady. Okay? Send money back to Florida for lady. I don't know. I'm getting hard eyes.
Yo, by the way, before Wednesday, I am getting a haircut. Pretty nervous for that, bro. First haircut in two months, three months, something like that.
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how we let guys see some Brock outs hard eyes.
How do you feel about Brady Bue ball thing? Okay, clean up the table? Which table?
Will you fight on NMS? Nah, he um, he said he don't want me to fight. I don't want to fight you.
He's like worry gambles and stuff like that. Happen to no cuts bro. That was when you know, that was when I was, you know,
I look presentable get a high taper but I get a low taper maybe um die all
blacks I got my hair back black oh I mean like this is just
I don't know
What?
Insane blood what am I supposed to say?
You don't know it's gonna be like y'all
I ain't lying
It's gonna be like that
Um uh
Let's uh
I can't say nothing bro, we're already playing it.
I'm gonna be honest bro, Wednesday night we might have some shit at night though.
Good, I can be scared.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I don't care how many days.
That's a good day.
Alright bro, you're good to go man.
You're gonna go home?
Yeah.
Alright, see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Play tomorrow?
Yeah, Monday.
Oh maybe on Monday.
Yeah.
You alright?
You're right, you're right, but, but it's gonna be early.
It's gonna be early, bro.
Just so you know.
Everybody say bye, YBG.
Bye, guys.
Bye, YBG.
Let me get you.
Bye.
Please.
So, Monday today, tomorrow's Tuesday?
Oh fuck.
May back Tuesday.
Y'all know that, y'all know.
Resident Evil?
You making a club community?
What the fuck is that?
What is the club community?
GTARP
GTRP I don't have five and I'm not a lot. I
Don't have five I gotta download a shit. I
Would actually be on that
No, no pixel trailer tomorrow.
Engage me recap, bro.
That's good title.
And if I was doing an interview with National Park Service, I wouldn't, like I would, yeah,
I mean, I just sent a nice message.
That makes sense.
So I was like, okay.
Congrats.
But that's not what I sent.
I wasn't like, okay, fairs.
He said that and I gave him a death glare and he's carrying a bag with Alex.
I look at Alex and Alex goes, uh, yeah.
I mean, you know, I feel like you could rock, like, what, and I slam the door in both of them.
And then I just heard-
Am I tripping or is there a fucking capsule here, bro?
I fully slammed the door.
And-
Get this shit off me, man.
Then, wait, what did Jason say?
And then I changed my pants.
And I changed into the outfit that you saw me get proposed to.
stop trying to make it about you are you the target wow I really I can't believe I forgot that
thank you Jason W fucking my ever seasons change why she's standing like bro what's up
But people can't stand anymore like what is wrong with y'all man?
They just got five fucking five seconds
Just scrolling through
I'm not sure what game should we hop on bro. I'm lowkey feeling either VR track or Roblox
Lowkey fucking with Roblox though. Kind of want to hop on Roblox. I don't know why
Roblox
bro
I'm lowkey down for Roblox
quick little maybe refresh on the home page just to feel something maybe maybe a bad idea
but fuck it
I guess I'll leave a like there.
I'm having a roadblocks.
Season's changed.
Okay, spin FM.
What the fuck? Why is this all my recommended for you? Huh? Why?
Uh, I don't know if I want to play that
Gakuran
Um pod. Oh, maybe I'm on podcast 18 plus bro
This could be good shots
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
There's a big dog.
He starts to slay.
That's what you call it.
Which one should we join chat maybe a smaller lobby a quiet place, but I'm not quiet
Yeah
Join the 18 plus one this is 18 plus make my own oh god
Topics past the phone featuring sassy. Let's go topics. Maybe go a little drama
Okay, I make my own bro
NBA hot takes debate one another help me with my accounting homework
find your match to LARP wheel ekidons wow why are Burger King seen as
undesirable
court-in-law find your match
Let me let me do a podcast topic. What's our topic chat?
Our aliens real, but we got to get controversial low-key
maybe I'll make one after girl talk I bet we there hello hello all right holy fucking shit
Where's my mic?
I wish I had this connected, connected.
You got it!
This is, he missing parts.
I think it's happening.
Look it, they come on Jason.
Is that Jason?
What the?
Where's my...
They don't think so.
ZOOOOORRA!
Hello?
I just got a, I just got a
What the fuck?
Yo yo yo, can y'all hear me or no? Can y'all hear me?
Can y'all hear me? How do I get in this?
How do I get in this? Bro, ten people are ahead of me bro.
Oh
Do they have to accept me yo accept accept
Yeah, yeah
Yo, except me
You know let's find out
Chad tell them to accept me
Spider
Thank you
Accept me Jason Louis
Yo, yo, yo, hello, can y'all hear me or no he seated can y'all hear me or no
How do I talk? How do I talk? Is my mic not on?
Yo, yo, yo, how do I?
You're doing great, bro.
You're doing great.
We can reschedule.
Bro!
She has a weird accent.
I'm here.
Really quick.
Yo, yo, yo.
Can y'all hear me?
Hey, I'm here. I'm here. What's up guys? I'm here to talk about girls are a girl talk
Start worrying about who I am I'm here to talk. I'm here to talk business here. I have a real podcast
Yes, Mars, where you from? How old are you and and
Fuck you me. I'm just trying to get to know everybody
All right
Oh, sorry, I can't I can't curse I can't curse
We're all 21, okay nice. Oh you're from Texas. I'm from Arlington, Texas. What about y'all?
H town, okay
Okay, all right now. Let's talk girls. What do girls talk about like why is this podcast?
I think girls talk.
Uh, it was actually funny as soon as this section even happened, there was like four
guys and one girl though, two girls, two girls, there was like two girls and four guys.
I can't lie, this podcast is weak as heck.
Okay, well then make the conversation started, don't be boring.
I bet. We gotta talk about something controversial.
Okay, what's wrong with you?
Okay.
What is something...
Let's make girl products more expensive.
Why would you do that?
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Nah, bro. I can't be her.
Bro, it's actually straightening it.
I can't. I can't.
I can't, bro.
Let me get a new lobby, bro.
I think that was bad lobbies has gotta be bad lobbies
Well, honestly, I should just debate ask a woman anything
Fuck bro, should I make this shit really controversial
Why
I'm on content, bro farm your hate why when deserve less
It's gonna get everybody in here, bro. Let's get a this gonna get everybody in here, bro
Why is it your server topic has been flagged
W MBA W MBA
What's up, bro?
I'm a roblox.
What the fuck is that?
It's roblox.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Ew, bruh, she smell like...
She smell like Hanukkah.
So I swear he's been wearing that shirt for like three days in a row
Asking in sell anything bro, holy shit
Ron deal, bro
I asked an A cell at 8.
Guy shorter than me, he was 5 feet and I'm 5'7.
And he broke up with me.
Yeah, let's see if he finds Wolf again.
Oh my god, that's the...
Why are there like 30 people trying to see it?
Why is there 50 people in here?
Is this the answer?
Let me on stage
Hey, hello, hello, where's that? Who's that? Who's the insult? Who's the insult?
Wait, so many people in here
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you focus on the podcast lady, please?
Guys I'm here. I'm trying to talk about the topic. I'm trying to ask. So why are you?
Why are you in Intel I'm new here
Yo, y'all are interrupting him!
Thank you, Jason.
No need to go.
Alright, alright.
Now, why are you with instant?
Thank you.
I'm sure of stature, I'm of lower facial, you know, and I have pretty much deformities
in my face.
I thought you said you're, um, handsome.
I never said I was handsome in any way, shape, or form.
No, no, guys.
He's handsome at first.
That doesn't make you an incel, though.
You're just ugly.
And sure.
Yeah, I'm ugly and I can't get anyone in this day and age.
You don't want to spite me, seriously.
No, no.
Hey, look.
You shouldn't have started us, dude.
What the hell?
Oh, my.
Oh, I'm going to lose.
I'm cussing too much.
Listen bro, I was where you were at, you know, how old are you?
Me? I'm 36 years old.
No you're not bro.
What the hell?
You're not 36.
I can see that guy.
You're not 36.
Yes I am 36 years old, I was born in 1999.
You are not, oh my gosh.
You're 36 years old.
And you bro, bro.
That's yeah.
I've been in the 36 to 40 year old age.
so so when's the last time you had a girlfriend I've never had a girlfriend in
my life I know so that's not the meaning of Ncellis I thought I thought in
cell meant like oh I hate women or now it means involuntary celibate it just
means you can't have physical romantic relationships it doesn't mean you hate
women at all I don't hate women oh that is I love women that's why I want a
girlfriend also want to look oh my god just got muted for five minutes can I
not say the word in so it's got a band he's literally saying it
Put them in a 20v1 Roblox Edition?
I'm about to add bro
I'm getting mass reported away bro, can I not 20v1
son
You
I gotta get a mirror set.
Ah, I just sat on my PS4 bro.
Ah, I sat on my corner.
Fuck!
Ah, fuck!
I said to me, fucker!
Oh, fuck!
Ah, fuck!
Ah...
Look.
So God, I'm doing it to a female team.
And we're in check.
I'm PC banned, bro.
bro it's straight dick in his I'm bad yeah I gotta I gotta I get to show the
five minutes
two minutes left what's like the best Roblox game what was that one game I
played with Haskell and uh what's his name
Hello, Yarson Euthan, and welcome to K's Unboxing.
This is a game where every unboxing is a role of the dice, literally.
Holy epic, bro.
Sometimes you'll win big, other times, maybe not.
But that's just the name of the game.
Bro, give me in.
Why don't you try your luck out a few cases?
$10.
Now choose any case and then click open.
Good luck.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh
Which job
But there's plenty of opportunity to make it back now that you have an item go ahead and sell it so you can purchase
even more cases
Great. Now let's be conceded
Go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go Oh
My god, bro
Well, maybe the profit you might be luckier than you thought
you can check this item out in the inventory tab go ahead and navigate to
the inventory tab at the top of it I don't need tutorials give me to the
cases you've rolled in the past you can also sell them here I don't know
maybe she's this sees go wild to strike marketplace brother remember the more
value inventory the more zones you unlock the more zones you unlock the
more luck you unlock again welcome to case unboxing yes and you've been good
luck
here we go bro which case should we open chat we only have seven dollars so
let's be careful Prisma case actually really good no bro Prisma case bro let's
open like
$5 bro made profit
No way to take this long to get a gold right in Roblox
But not no, this is a this is a scam. This is a scam
Add every road is came to see it. It's a bit five minutes yet. Yeah, this shit, bro. I think it's been five minutes
Okay
What's a good what the fuck I see beesworm
Or again
What is the school here on this one of these collect on the coming
I'm not gonna lie, this is Pete, bro.
You look brainwrapped.
The chat wants horror, yo.
Not feeling horror right now.
I like pop.
I like hip hop.
I like R&B.
2000s.
Somewhere over the rain of dreaming about
You got 24 seconds, can you keep the shot?
Get off the stage!
You don't even know you're dead and high, you've got a nice time.
Get off the stage!
I don't know if I know it is my life, but it's all over the place
I don't think that I can take it
I don't know these songs
I can't take it
Is it cold bro?
Bro, what do they have?
Is that hooker?
I might get a house where I was this old, but I don't want a friend like this to die.
I hate to speak about us most.
I used to think that I wasn't wild enough I used to think that I wasn't fine enough
figure out why you playing games what's this all about and I can't believe wait
that's it that's it
alright someone else grab it someone else grab it
But that's obviously just like the professional doing it.
I used to think I was in dynamite.
Get her out the stage, bro!
I'm in the wild now.
But I won't waste no time trying to figure out
What's the song about?
Baby take my hand, I want you to be my best friend
J, can you all right, together in a way, you see me?
Yeah, nice one dude, nice one Mimei, you're funny as hell dude
What if it happened to you on a different day or a bridge where there was
What if it happened to you on a different day or a bridge where there was an old trace
in the way of a neighbor street where the kids would play or the angle creased in the snow
Oh
Wait someone grabbed it
oh yes I will
huh huh huh
hey this shit is trash
yeah
you need to put your barrel up
how about a voice mug just get it ready
oh I tried to grab it
Oh my god.
That was an accident.
And I know I was wrong, but I won't let you down.
I don't know.
And I know I was
And I know I was wrong
But I won't let you down. Oh, yes, I will yes, I will yes, I will
Oh y'all want me to keep singing and I know I was wrong
But I won't let you down. Oh, yes, I will yes
Thank you guys, thank you guys
Somebody gotta kill this somebody gotta kill it
Oh my god
Ruin the fucking song
I'm not sure.
Well, let me join a pro.
Alright.
I'm gonna make this shit.
Battle mode, let's go.
this.
Don't you ever decide, I get riot when there's no one else around.
You and me in awkward silence, don't you dare look at me that way, or until we can
Oh
I ain't like I gotta get my guitar
I got, I got four, I got her.
I bought a four.
What the hell she's just taking to the sunken place.
Extra, extra, read all about it. Welcome to the city.
All right, I'll do the best part next.
Extra, extra, read all about it.
Hey, you're about to get done.
You're about to get extra, extra, read all about it.
Malcolm's in his feelings and he can't get out of it.
Extra, extra, read all about it.
Malcolm's in his feelings and he can't get out of it.
from you.
Yeah.
Appreciate y'all.
Extra, extra, extra, extra.
Boom!
I put my apples in the skins and you can't get out of it.
Extra, extra, read all about it.
My gosh.
That is an extra.
She messed up.
Can't get out of it.
I don't know that.
Oh yeah, I do, but like I don't.
Nope, nope.
I'm not gonna have one that.
I have one that.
I won that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hitting me!
That's me, Ferris.
I wanna be your favorite boy
I genuinely just got beat up, bro.
Fuck this.
I can't close, bro.
Why am I so glad I can't close it?
It's such a bad road.
Oh, God.
I'm just trying to go a little bit, bro.
A couple scrolls of shit, that's not bad shots bro.
Chad, what game should we have on bro?
C's go, I'm actually done.
What are you laughing about?
I love you.
Who's that?
Max?
What are you laughing about?
Come on folks!
You got it!
Yeah!
Max?
Why are you laughing at that?
Come on folks!
You got it!
Someone said you humble today for wearing North Face. You really known for only designer.
What you mean, bro?
Someone said you...
Guys, I'm crawling.
All right, bro, we're gaming
CS CS
I'm low key down for CS go bro. I'm low key down to hop on CS go
Down to hop on CS go who's down to also hop on CS go though
Martin bro
Ah, he's playing with a Haskell and Aldo
Minecraft with Aldo and Haskell
2k, I don't have it. I'll play 2k except the download 2k
Laze? Oh my god, bro. Oh my god
save that shit on your face
nobody fuck with me
Yeah, it's over.
Oh, you didn't need a...
Bro, stop talking about my chain.
My shit don't even connect, bro.
My shit's growing.
Let it grow out, Seesco.
Seesco, Casey's.
just gave me video
bro no i want a game bro
i'm just playing i'm like i don't know how to see this game
imma just play by myself bro
no one wants to game with me fine bro
i'll play by myself
maybe i'll find a good lobby bro
ybg
ybg is driving home
i'm genuinely a fucking loser
playing by myself i might be a dj
and just fucking buy cases and spin by myself
Yes! I put the car in not sport mode and I started talking to the lighting and barely fucking somebody and I made it! I made it!
Jack! I can't, I can't, I just wanted to say that.
My chat actually fucking disappeared bro.
I was, I was so happy.
He's watching a car driving video.
That's Ludwig.
I don't know how you think Dooku down for it?
He's reacting to Dooku brought away in his car.
I know I'll be your man
I'm gonna be your company
But I had people playin' with us
Don't fall with me, my man
I'm sorry, can I feel his blood
Can you run to D.P. with him instead
He should be any better
Yeah?
You know what the fuck this shit, bro
I might as well open cases
In place he has got
Which cases should I get?
I might as well get like 100 cases
Oh my god, dreams and nightmares.
Wait, Hologini gloves, no chat.
Love case, how much is this shit?
17,000, oh my, look at that, bro.
Are you fucking the head, dawg?
Are you fucking the head?
Oh, bro, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking,
trade up?
I ain't gonna lie, I'm out of your 10 years. How much is it?
Yo, Lace!
Yo, Lace, bro!
Yo, you trying to hop on a game or not?
Yo, Louise!
What?
Are you dead ass?
Aye, aye.
Two lies, what's the truth?
Well, if you have to do something then...
Wait, you gotta do some shit. What do you do shit? Yeah
What's up
Wait, so no one could have pulled me to the side and then my yo
Okay, I heard you that I see I see wait what
Yes
You got 2K yet?
Nah, I was gonna hop on the next, my next stream.
Hop on your next, oh, oh yeah, I got it, I got it.
You gotta play Halloween when that game comes out,
game go ahead.
I know, bro.
Wait, what?
No one's on 2K, I'll be honest,
I'm probably gonna hop on, do the face scan,
laugh at the face scan, play maybe a game of park,
and they probably gonna be playing 2K again.
Usually, I guess.
Yeah, typical.
All right, well, maybe I'll see you around
in the house yeah bro hey maybe I'll see you around bro all right see you
then see you peace yeah
nobody wants to game with me chat so I guess I'll play on myself but am I
really moving myself I'm going with the chat no
It's okay, well I'll play with you all chat.
I'm purchasing.
Lacy, Lacy's not playing CSGO bro, he's not a gamer.
He's hopping on fucking 2K.
Bro, he doesn't fucking fly!
I
Asked a lot of wig oh, but they weren't fun was like oh you my gift is bro
And what we just did a fucking see you school marathon
Well
All right, bro, maybe I'm about to queue into a game with my future best friend, chat.
Who fucking knows?
Let's just hop on, bro.
Solo queueing CSGO by myself.
One death equals one blinker, chat.
Just kidding.
Just fucking kidding, I'm not doing this shit again, bro.
Not in this, genuinely, like, that was bad.
No, I'm not playing that.
Let me buy more cases, bro.
I'm gonna buy more, I'm gonna buy more cases.
Think of a big deal.
I need to fill something.
That is not even anything rare, that's literally not, that's no one's house.
check Twitter
stop don't say that
don't say that, don't say that, don't say that
also how long does it take for this game to
fucking
pop cute
okay here we go
I just spent 200, 400 bucks
on 10 cases. What is wrong with me, January Bear?
Wait, do people make Premiere competitive on this game?
Did you drink chocolate milk? Clean your lip, buddy.
Kill yourself, dog.
Premiere?
Premier face of it, that kind of...
Caso's calling.
Game's dead.
Face it only.
Really?
Play with Caso.
I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask you to ask.
Aw, look at the wrap, bruh.
Oh, too late.
Here we go, bruh.
Let's fucking go!
I actually missed the copy on this game, bruh.
This is my most played game, by the way, ever of all time.
Actually, it might be Rust.
Might be Rust.
Actually, I think it's just go.
No!
you
You
One top of the box or a b a site
What the go to be a comms bro just got it what the fuck is a to be site
die I'm just trying I'm trying to come okay you can you give me something at
least please man I didn't even know that on site yeah watch your fucking mouth
Got my fuck yeah
Let's just win, please
especially you're actually good at games I don't think you're a dog shit
I am good at games
about a song
what the fuck down
come on come on bro what they go saying
I'm gonna be a fucking demon, bro.
Oh my god, I'm back, bro.
Quick, open.
One more, one more, one more.
Oh, fuck me, man.
Fuck, bro.
Nothing, nothing good.
Reloads are different now.
Wait, how?
shit
Hey, we you spectator
you
No, don't abandon you guys we can still win
So guys what do y'all like to do for fun besides playing CSGO of course oh
Oh fuck that's on me. Oh, God. I didn't mean to do that
How it reloads different wait, I just dropped the whole mag bro fuck
That's how it's different. Oh my god
Got a huge flank coming on the B site just wait on me
Yes daddy, our house has been planted.
So no one's going to tell me it's on it.
Watch mine.
It's close to right.
Looks like...
...nice.
What's up with the fuser?
I RUNNED THE FUSER!
Jesus...
No, I didn't.
Bro, why would you...
YOU HAD A FUSER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
LB bro come on man you hide that bro, you getting briefed
one case maybe for good luck
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I don't have money, I have no money
I have no money!
Why, bro? What is my team doing?
I
Saw you I saw you peak me
Oh
I'm genuinely a fucking demon man. I'm genuinely real I'm moving different right now. What's that? Okay?
Oh fuck, I just smoked for him.
Wow, bro.
Hey, can you not ask the question, what rank is this?
Oh
Wait, can I ask a question? What rank is this?
10,000 10,000 well, so like
That matter good
It's too weak to be 2k.
2k is like gold.
I don't even know what that means, dude.
8 clear.
No, genuinely, these kids are ass.
These kids are so butt.
This game is easy.
They don't give it easy
Anyone give me one give me one give me one give me one
See yes way easier than Val. I don't think that's true at all
I don't think that's true
100% of the order that C.S.G.O.
Let me destroy you.
Let me get a Captain Marathon to hit gold on C.S.G.O.
My identity is the definition of dog shit.
I need one. I need one.
no genuinely this is this is so easy bro this is so easy bro I could literally
play with my fucking two left feet
I literally pushed mid every single time. I think I can get a ace
Why am I jumping why am I jumping bro my jump is on a scroll wheel and I fucking slammed my mouse
I could have killed him there
Fuck him ass
Why is your jump on scroll wheel? That's how I know you're a bot, bro
Your jump is just on scroll wheel on Valiant or Seasgoe, you're a bot
There's no way I just spent $400 on some cases and genuinely got straight blues.
Wow, what a waste of fucking money.
Waste of money.
Just kidding.
Because this is the goal.
Three, two, one.
Two one
Bro, we're winning 4v5 this is so sad this is so sad
Who would be five play that y'all we have a bad news
Oh, I'm with whatever man. I'm just the end of it. I'm what six hours in no now be good
I'm with whatever bro. I'm enjoying CS go right now
I just wish I had friends, bro.
I'm not friends with my game right now.
Wow, wow!
This guy has never hit that shot in his life!
Wow!
Wow.
Never hit that shot in his life.
some
League I'll believe ex you see want to play league
Bro, why I'm in a mode of wow what a lucky what a lucky Spray chaser and what a lucky shot
What's up a bullshit knife is that
Shit look like a what is that?
What is that? Is that a new knife? What is that? Is that ugly?
Navaja?
We're good off league, how about Overwatch 2?
Oh, holy fuck.
I think he's going to think.
Has anyone hit two golds back to hack before?
Is that even possible?
There's no way we still won this round.
That's insane.
Yes?
That feeling must have been generous, you know?
Pickle did that guys is on B
No way bro, please just win oh
This guy's so as you can tell by his cross here in a sense. Oh my god. I'm actually in bronze luck
Yo bro, you gotta push him.
That's all good guys.
I
Wish we come to more you know, I feel like we could have posted by three ops
What is wrong with us?
Damn that's how you feel
God we're up cheesy
What are up cheese in dude?
You look like a girl.
Do I look like a girl?
Watch this.
Oh fuck.
Dude, this guy is spamming.
I was a girl with y'all.
Y'all going or no?
Dude this guy's spinning
I was a girl job y'all going or no
My mouth's part of shit
Well my game sense is so good
If I was a girl, my policy would have been fucked up, man.
Genuinely.
Let's keep going, though, guys.
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
And it goes in the chat
Jumping jumping jumping jumping
I feel like different, bro.
No, look behind you, weep!
Good shot, bro.
Bro, that mustache makes you look like you're 18 again.
What? It's supposed to do the opposite, bro.
No way, no way, it doesn't.
Actually, you look hideous.
Hey, we bro, good shit, man.
What's your PCS? Go to number four.
I'm honestly not that good I'm pretty low weights
I need a heart out I need a heart out I need a movie I need a movie
I don't know
I need a movie
No one's watching it. Okay. Let's watch the mid. Okay. Oh
I'm gonna push me. It's only gonna push me to three
I'm genuinely like my game sense is out of this fucking world
I'm about to burst the fuck out of this kid oh my goodness bro
I'm on my gamership.
Lacey calling.
Who's that, bro?
What?
Calling?
Who?
Not me?
Tell him call me on Discord, bro.
On my phone?
Oh, that's it.
I'm through the black bag.
Wow lucky ass headshot. What's up bro? Dude I don't have the game installed but next
time I'm gonna download after our end stream. Bro, bro, bro. Yeah but I can't download
and it starts at the same time I mean I can't download it and stream at the
same time
oh god I'm about to hop on 2k and do my face skin I gotta get that I gotta do
that yeah but J don't J me bro cuz you better I'm out of
I
Don't J me
Oh, so you're telling me you're not hopping on 2k again. Oh
Because tomorrow you're doing the oh tomorrow
do the thing bro the thing is though I'm hopping on 2k download 20 minutes then I
gotta get my character okay that's another 10 minutes then I gotta do the
face game that's another 30 minutes bro like this is you know my shit today
Hey, what the shit got put in today?
Bro, and you're distracting me, and you're fucking letting me die, you know?
I'm not getting fucking hit, I'm just here.
Are you serious?
What's that laugh, bro? Just...
Get the Elzin bro, get him out man.
Get the Elzin bro, yeah get him in.
Lacey's leaving core, nice, nice.
Yep, get it, yep.
I need a movie, I need a movie.
I'll get rid of the bomb.
I'm going to try to connect.
Hey, chap, bro, I will be copying the run method,
leaving core vlog probably next month
because Ron just did it when I go back to army.
Just be on the look after that.
That's true.
I guess you vlog in you know what I want to vlog I want to get my parents out
of here come on, come on, come on. I don't want to have that fucking cinematic ass fucking losing tune.
I'm gonna vlog my dad driving my new car. I think I'm gonna fly my parents out here for like a week.
Yo Garcia, give it a take, get thee. I think that'd be generational, that'd be so funny.
Maybe maybe streaming nah, nah, I'll probably do a little video
Vlogging more just I do a little Japan blog. I'll probably do a little little blog log in Japan
I do need a blog more bro, honestly, I need to be more like well rounded creator
everything do everything I want to do everything like I'm so fucking hungry I
want to do everything bro I just got away YouTube video
1v5, all of this in my corner, I'm trivling down a corner.
Oh, I hope this doesn't, there's a free kill over here.
Let's see, I got a clear.
Okay, gonna break the vent here so he thinks that, nope, that's already broken.
30 seconds left, need to make a play quick.
Need to make a play quick.
uh losing too much hp here losing too much hp you go
alright make a move, make a move, make a move
you
Yeah
Can you see me?
Let me hear no
Unfortunately brother our power just went out bro. We have no fucking Wi-Fi
You guys see this shit
bro
No Wi-Fi
Not actually though. No, I was genuinely about a clutch that shit too. What the fuck bro?
What the fuck what the fuck no Wi-Fi no bit rate no bit rate no Wi-Fi
I'm about to go to Lacey. I'm about to go Lacey bro. What the fuck oh my gosh
Why
dude no wi-fi no power no ac like come on bro
God
You have to slide off right?
Yo, I see
Oh my god, bro, you're walking
What you mean?
Dude, what the fuck is this fucking evil ass house dude? Oh, this is my first time seeing you walk bro. This is crazy
Yeah, there's no Wi-Fi, so...
My fuse blew.
Yeah, my shit blew up too.
You have Wi-Fi or no? I have no Wi-Fi, bro.
Now, genuinely, let me go straight.
We got no Wi-Fi.
You can't even... They can't even see us right now.
You have to walk back, bro.
Let's go backwards. There's no Wi-Fi.
See, now there's Wi-Fi.
So, look at the straight. We have no Wi-Fi, bro.
We got no Internet.
We got no AC.
Now, we got no power.
And don't forget that fucked up ass haircut you got you got that too
Are you back
I know I wrote what just happened wait you see mobile to know on this
I should blow up.
Maybe another card break.
Internet.
My chat stopped moving.
My chat stopped moving a long time ago.
Wait.
I think we're back.
We're back.
So what do you better do?
I was about to hop on 2K.
Why don't you spin me L's?
Why don't you spin me L's in your shirt?
L?
bro we should uh... we should slime out frank
maybe he'll tent the windows
we'll get better internet connection here
well I will hop on 2k bro
I was about to clutch on seas go
I was 1v5 I was about to kill everybody
bro I can't
I'm on 2k I'm in 93 overall already
how bro just pay to win that game
I was riding in Cabo
How is that bro? A little Mexican church?
I was at his grinding and comp, also getting badges and shit, playing my career.
So you bought your peace file in the compound?
Yeah, I'm a 93-year-old.
That's crazy bro. That's...
Late night? Late night?
Literally, bro, it's okay. 4am up, playing my career.
4am? Yes.
Download it?
I can't...
It would have been done by now. That's the craziest part.
I don't want to have to put a power fucker in my house. I don't even know if my PC has Wi-Fi.
No, it definitely doesn't.
All right, bro. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go look.
I'm not buying my 2K account.
Save that, chop that shit, stop on it.
Yo!
No, we can't stream. No, what? No. Starting the output failed, please check the log. No,
if you are using the N-venc, what AMD encoders make sure- I've never seen that. What does
that even mean? I don't know what that means. That's deep, bro. At least I got an N-stream,
No way I got an instrument you can't sleep.
No way!
No bro!
Let me try to breathe a little bit okay.
Really, yes.
Get that skin mark off your lip.
How does Frank break my stream?
are you okay
where's it back are you back oh I just crashed again
nooo bro no
it just crashed again nooo bro wait what
wait why is there a chance for them to W's
why is there a chance for them to W's
okay wait what happened
you just disabled
if you don't want to stream but just say that
uh... just say that
the real sports streamer of the year in the play 2k
do you have enough hours are you eligible for that game
Oh
So Iroh watch parties work. Yes watch parties and IRL counts for this year. He said coverage counts now
So it's not just gaming. What about speed work? Oh, I know I know I know you got my ball
You can only get nominated for a few for a couple categories. Yeah, I'm in here for two. Yes. Yeah. Oh
Should get nominated for a rail
So, so she's doing it for two categories you can get out of here.
I feel like that's kind of...
Well, some are excluded, like dual of the year, series, marathon, that's just excluded from it.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, well, you got my vote, bro.
Thank you, bro.
No, I got you, okay.
I voted you for the best marathon.
Highland?
Yes.
Or are you a part of that?
I know, but that marathon, if that, I'm not kidding it, that does not win best marathons actually, like in season.
Well, there's been a lot of marathons for sure.
No, like who stayed on an island for seven days with bum bites drinking their own piss,
coconuts hanging from trees?
I know, mom.
Like, Jason, who stuck a spear in the water and got a dead fish?
No, what?
Who did that?
No, what?
Who planted a dead fish in the water and stuck a spear and got it?
I mean, I ain't playing it, bro, but I did do that, but it wasn't playing it.
Are you a Rams player?
Yeah.
I joined the Rams.
You know, fuck it. I'm doing the rooms. Enjoy my course.
That's crazy. I was about to join the 49ers today and then start selling myself as an investment.
Ah, bro, Ashley, me as a lover. Thank you. You cannot get at that.
Alright, dude.
Cheshaw, hop on to the guy.
Cheshaw, hop on ass.
Chesh, that's you, ain't you?
I
My one be five
let's see if my shit works oh we're back hope it'll be us
ready run off fuck no internet found
oh fuck here we go start streaming
Vam! Now vam now vam! Now Vam! Now Vam! Now Vam now Vam!
Now vam now vam!
I was broke.
It's like, bro, this is fine, dude.
Oh my god, bro.
Please.
Like, why? Why do I have zero KB?
I just don't understand.
I don't get it, like am I dumb enough or something?
Fuck this evil app.
Oh wait, I'm back!
Stop saying that there ants on my chin and my upper lip stop
There's no skin on all those
Our chat
You just the chop version or watch out
Core tries viral to talk with them. Hey, I ain't lying. That's a movie
I need a movie.
Post-poster for maybe Monday tomorrow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maybe Monday is tomorrow, right?
I got the poster. I got the poster.
Hey, look. Finished.
Boom, chat. Boom, boom, boom, chat.
Here we go.
Maybe Monday, Tuesday.
Tomorrow.
I'll say like a 12 p.m. piece of paper.
p of t
jason x
other stream and then after we got the
After we got the word
Shh, shh!
Thanks.
Yeah, bro.
I
Loved it
I don't want you to be here.
I just didn't let you go.
you