I don't know who he is, but there's a man!
We talked about the whole world.
Oh!
We're just gang of dope, baby.
I like the language.
You was good, chat was good!
I don't know how to answer my face bro, let's go, right on time, right on time, let's go!
What's going on chat?
How we doing today?
How are we doing today?
Hey.
You got some dirt on your face.
Wipe it off before you're disarrived.
Listen, you already know where we at, bro.
We're in a lead bag, lead bag Monday on a Tuesday
featuring Valkyrie.
Okay, right now, I don't know if y'all know this.
I'm gonna be leaking.
Actually, no, I'm not, no, I did not draw my shit
on like you, you know, chill the fuck out.
You're gonna scare Ray with those ants,
can you, can we stop?
No, genuinely, bro.
I looked in the mirror today and I was like damn bro my shit dead ass coming in and the dead ass is coming in though
I'm opening a fun camera. Yo
You should brush it coming in hello that is like two like three days, man. Yeah, it's been a week
Yeah, like three days
But
Yeah, I don't know I'm on the droid right now
that's because
Actually just made it to our destination
See we're just gonna chill here for a little bit. I'm gonna go in and go out. We are on the IRL camera. We're on the droid because
We are at
Yeah, we are outside of QT shoot QT shooting a music video. I'm pretty sure we got a bunch
of streamers and Belki Ray is one of them. So we pulled up on Belki Ray, but upright
text me and say, yeah, come inside, you know, a little seat because the music video. Okay.
So we got permission to go in and see what this music video is about.
That's why we're on the higher-rail camera.
The channel filter is not on.
We're just going to fuck out.
I know the stream just started, but come on, we're going right into it.
We've got burns.
Yes, yes, yes.
But how are we doing?
Before we go on, how are we doing today, Chad?
I was saying I got the UQ-Stash, that ass.
All right, y'all don't make me shave it.
I can't control my life.
I'm seeing it through. Trust the process. There's no chop filter. Okay?
You look bloated as fuck. Okay. Can't you just woke up? Um, no, I didn't wake up, bro. I've been awake.
I've been awake. You got chocolate milk on your top lip. This is gonna be a whole stream, bro.
Stop with that, Jason 2X shit. Bro, how'd you know that? I'm gonna get in there and it'll be like,
Oh my god the scene was so long nice little goatee guy
Nobody is fucking saying that
You gotta you gotta go through it for a little bit to get the roof to the roof
Thank you bro, thank you for understanding
Yeah
Just tell them trust them
You're not there yet bro
Hey, QT!
Hi.
I love you, sir.
Come on.
It gets worse before it gets better.
All right.
Listen, I'll sign it to you.
I'll just go in.
Real quick, grab Valkyrie,
see the scenery, and then I'll be back.
So...
Okay.
What the fuck are we eating?
Are you doing the hospital here?
Dude, it's touching the internet red.
Checking the backpack?
Uh, is it red?
It's...
Oh, it's this one.
Okay.
It's ass.
Really?
It's great ass.
Is it the backpack?
But the thing is, wait, is the backpack connected to the backpack?
I'll play the HMI.
Okay, okay.
We'll get the backpack chat.
You're bugging.
It's high.
Hey, dick, fuck, it's Tuesday.
Yo, bro, you see the parentheses in the chat, right?
Fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
I'm excited for some days.
Maybe back Monday, we haven't done it in a minute.
So, wait, what are you about to do?
I gotta put it on the camera.
Oh wait, now it's like really high battery.
Okay, okay.
I gotta put it on camera mode now to...
So you gonna switch to the camera?
No, no, no.
I gotta put it on camera mode to get the QR code
for the hotspot.
But bro, it's on five megabytes.
Will it be good?
Will be good, bro.
That's good.
Five megabytes huge.
Sneaking in to cutie Cinderella's shoot.
Shh.
Where the fuck are we going?
Where are we going?
This is...
Yeah, you got that door, bro.
What the fuck are we?
Yo, where the fuck are we?
Oh, where are we, bro?
I'm scared.
What on, bro?
No, no, no, I think he's over here, bro.
I'm confused.
I'm scared.
Where the fuck is that?
That has to be where it's from, no?
All right, pull that from the other spawn.
How you doing, sir?
Quick question.
Uh, what's that?
How are you doing sir? Quick question. Do you know where Cutie Cinderella shoot as a
what? A music video shoot? Nope. You might try around down the street here.
This street right here. It's got it. The entrance to the Netflix thing is on that side.
Netflix. Okay, thank you.
Oh, I'm getting it.
The Netflix thing.
Danny, oh wait.
Oh, this is where we were.
Okay, lots.
Lots.
We on Netflix brought in on Netflix, bro.
That goes been achieved.
No, no, no, genuinely, bro.
He's got apartment buildings, so.
He's got apartment buildings.
This doesn't really look like a chute area,
but I got word that someone's coming to grab me right now.
Hope you don't look out for somebody.
Somebody's coming to get me.
Turn around.
Turn around, dumbass.
Make this way?
Yeah.
Am I being watched right now?
This motherfuckers so dumb. Like what do you mean, bro? It looks like-
Hey! How you doing?
Oh, I got lost.
Okay, thank you. Thank you. You're here, bro.
The ants on your face making you-
Oh, yeah, bro.
Oh my god, I'm kind of excited, bro. I haven't seen Judy in a while. I haven't seen Ray in a while.
I haven't seen the home gang in a while.
How you doing, Trisha?
Good. Good. It's a good day.
They just kind of started, got a little, oh, this looks like the shoe area.
Yeah, it's a lot like the shoe area.
You sure you can park there?
Yeah.
I'm in a hay bag.
Oh, yeah.
You can park inside this.
Here we go guys sneaking into cutie Cinderella suit guys
Thank you, Mr. President.
Hello?
Hello, Mr. President.
Oh, thank you.
There it is. We're back.
Let me know, let me know, Jack.
Red, red.
Yellow.
We're back.
Yellow.
We're yellow.
Hey, is this hot chatting?
Yeah, it's just chatting.
Back, back, back, back, back, back.
We're white.
We're white, perhaps.
so Ray and QT just walked past but since we weren't live-sharing it's fully
f'd I saved the interaction so yeah I can see me talking for the first time
I'm gonna do this
let's go let's go
where's Ray and QT man?
oh yeah oh let's meet you guys
hey they how can you see me?
hey it looks good yo
How the fuck do they steal?
Good to see you.
Are you effing still?
Nah, nah, I'm good, nah.
This is the shoot spot.
Yeah, you wanna see what, right?
Oh, go away.
What's this?
This is your location.
Hello, hi.
Are you matching?
Yeah.
Where was your effing?
I'm not getting the facial hair.
Yep, what do you think?
Bad.
Oh, ma.
So this is where you're at.
I said the antennas on top of your lip are taking a long time.
I swear to God, why would I lie to you until you look bad?
Do you think I said he looked bad?
Are you serious?
That's your favorite?
Yes.
What do you think?
I like it.
I think it looks funny.
Oh.
Are you serious?
You're a comedian.
It works.
No, I don't like it.
You're a comedian.
You have to see the site.
It's so sad.
You know.
Is it her?
Hello.
Hi.
Yeah, that's how it works.
Shoe, are you shooting or what?
I'm going crazy.
Oh, it's on.
There you go.
Oh, it's over here.
Bye.
Oh, it's fine.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Wow, wow, wow.
Look at that.
Ew.
What the fuck?
Don't do that, brother.
What's up, brother?
Come on.
How are we doing, man?
What the fuck did they do to you?
What did they do to us?
No, stop doing that.
What are you talking about?
Twins, don't do that.
Twins.
They say twins!
No, this is not twins.
Twins, not twins.
So like, we're from Zebulon 5.
No, no, no.
What up, y'all?
I have facial hair.
Seriously, y'all.
Subscribing my little brow, dude.
I have facial hair.
You remember fucking when we were growing up, dude?
I don't know.
Missy Woodward.
No, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Fuck man, Zebulon 5 is a bitch.
I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about.
Rainy.
It's a rainy season over there.
So what's the plot of this video?
So I thought that we murdered all the girls,
But it turns out he's dating Paul.
And some of the girls are arguing.
You know how he used to do back in Zed?
I don't know.
OK, yeah, yeah.
OK, does he kind of touch you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, not too crazy though.
So when did you do yours?
Just like that.
Sorry, a picture I heard that way.
I didn't notice it until he brought it up.
But it doesn't look that bad, does it?
It doesn't look that bad.
It looks like the first kid in 7th grade that grows facial hair
and then doesn't want to shave it.
Fuck them, bro.
They don't know where we're from, dude.
They don't know the shit we gotta go through.
I'm not going for the funny bro.
Y'all think it's funny?
We're not going for funny bro.
We're going for sexily chat.
We're too sexually chatty.
I'm trying to get all the eyes on me.
Trying to fucking be attractive.
I got the eyes on you.
Everyone's wondering what's wrong with her.
See the haters.
That's hater energy.
I don't have a fade on my face right now.
You don't need that hater energy right now.
I want to shave this shit off me right now trust the process
Well
Don't say beam me up.
You never beam me in with that.
This is starting to find out what I mean by that.
Alright, see you guys.
Bye. See you later.
Good bye.
See you again.
You came out to retirement yesterday.
No, I didn't.
You...
I know, but I said, here's this announcement.
I'm gonna go back to hiding.
I said get the hate threads off me.
I hate threads.
No, I don't want any more.
Of course, yeah, I got you.
Thank you.
Okay, man, lose me.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
Don't be afraid to say anything you shouldn't.
I'm not.
What?
You're not.
That didn't sound like me.
Wait, which way?
Left.
The last time we did a one-on-one, it was going viral.
That's the thing between me and you. We go viral. Today we go viral. I got some good questions for you. No, I'm not drowning. Trust.
Is this a bad time to tell you I don't eat breakfast?
Um, well, it's a good thing it is 12.16, which is lunch time.
Is this a bad time to call you by 12.21?
What?
Oh, it's my driver T.
Oh, hello.
Oh, we're here.
Oh, hi.
I'm Ray.
Nice to meet you.
Are we here?
Yep.
Okay.
Driver T?
Yep.
Just thanks for the Wi-Fi.
I'm gonna just take this in the back, okay?
You ready, Ray?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Is he right?
Did he go back to him?
Did he get on it or...?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, it just should be on there.
Alrighty.
Nah, I think it kind of looks like ants are on my top lip.
Wait, you and love did look like twins.
No, you're not like fucking twins.
Alright, I think we're back.
Hi chat.
Wait, you should put chat on these.
Oh my god, you're right TV's back here. You don't use the thing is though. So the Maybach
You have to buy right T. I don't know if you know this you have to buy Wi-Fi. Oh
It's kind of like Xbox live, right?
Xbox live. You need a subscription. Yeah, basically you need a subscription for Wi-Fi and me personally
I mean the car needs it. I think bad. Is it Effie? Yeah
Wait, what is it?
Oh
We're back. We're back. Yo, yo, yo
No, we're back we're back
How is the made-back Monday POV chat?
We are good
All right, uh, listen, we are back with another made-back Monday with our wonderful guest
I'm gonna miss Valkyrie.
It's Tuesday though.
Okay, listen, maybe I money on a Tuesday is the same thing, you know what I mean?
Listen, it's the only day we can get this done, okay?
Yeah, let me know, let me know, let me know.
Listen, I did let you know, and even when I was like, I'll get back to you when I figure out the day,
he would still say, I'm gonna say, let me know, let me know, and I'm like, I will.
I just, I will.
I don't feel offended. I am the type to just be like, just, just spamming to like get responses on that.
Honestly, no, no, no.
No, I like it. I think especially with streamers and the streamer bring rot and people not responding
All the time and everyone being busy. I need the bump
See I said the same thing. Yeah, I don't mind what people spam text me
But if I'm annoying you guys let me know and then I'll stop no no no
It showed me that you really really really wanted to do this
Wanted you to be my next guest
Yeah, I told you
I didn't lie about being sick.
I know.
You sent me a picture.
You looked fucking like you were dying.
No, that was a spiral quarter film.
No, I was sick during that.
But I couldn't say no to that.
You know what I mean?
I can't say no to film.
You're really going on to movies and acting.
Is that your next path?
No, no, no.
I don't think I'll ever do it professionally or full time,
but it's fine.
Oh, like you just like that that look yeah, I like to I just like to do it. It's fun. Yeah, I got killed in a movie
Which is like a bucket goal thing. I want to do that. How do I do that? Why is there only a chop putter on you?
All right, listen
Let's cut the meat back Monday, you know size work. I'll text you off stream
Yeah, we're going to your favorite fast food place and I know you said you don't want to eat but you don't have to eat
Yeah, you know I will do my best
Yeah, the concept is basically you ordered your favorite meal from your favorite fast food, which is chick-fil-a
Okay, you say internet or chick-fil-a in an outline is probably gonna be crazy. So I was like, let's go to chick-fil-a
Yeah, right now. We're six minutes away from chick-fil-a. But basically I'm gonna be
Getting to know Valkyrie. I mean, I know you but for the chat or the people watching on yeah, let's get to know each other
Are you oh, I thought you're string on YouTube. No, no, no, no, no, it's for YouTube video. Hey, YouTube. Yes YouTube video
Um, wait David five. We're basically gonna be interviewing Valkyrie on a deeper level
Before we go to Chick-fil-A, you know, I don't know if you've ever been to in a Maybach, but I'm sure you have
I have it. I'm gonna get my table out
Wait, this is crazy
So far back
So have you ever driven this car or?
I've been in the back in a very long time, how do you get yours closer?
I think this is how it goes, and that's okay.
Wow, fancy.
Actually, I do drive it every day, I daily a make back, but I think I'm getting another car.
For content?
Oh, for driving.
It's that time of the year.
What is that supposed to mean?
He needs good content.
I mean car content is fine. Our content is beautiful. I love what kind of car do you want?
Wait don't break it. I'm looking at a
Porsche
911 Turbo S or
Ask the Martin Vantage S now. I'm still looking at a couple options
Maybe get a little McLaren
GTS or McLaren Artura. I don't know if you're in the cars. Are you in the cars?
Um, I love my car.
Your Eurus?
My Eurus.
I love my Eurus.
Oh my god, remember when you backed your Eurus?
Oh, how can I forget?
Classic.
Hey, me and you both.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I never fuck up like that.
No, I can't explain.
Okay, what had happened was, you know, no, I had my Lamborghini at the X-phase house.
X-phase, yeah.
And they had these electric gates, and the hydraulic was in the middle of it.
was in the middle of the gate, right? And so all the cars are parked so close to the point where
I had to fold in my mirrors. And so when I was backing up, usually you know the Lamborghini at
like beeps at you when you're too close to stuff, because I was already too close to everything,
it was already beeping. So I was backing up, no mirror, looking in my rearview mirror, and then
No, we are not the same, we are not the same, because we both back up into people's cars
and go and pull some shit.
No, no, no, we are not the same.
That house was cursed.
It was a fluke.
No, that house was a curse because I rear ended Ray's car at that house, Lacey's girlfriend
Darla's car.
Why is there multiple?
that parking space was just small so my way back is very wide and tall so I have
a higher chance of catching with bad Asian driver allegations yeah but uh you
know I think we should get it started shall we what yes yes I got a I got a
couple old tweets you know what I mean yeah okay I don't want to spoil too much
printed out stuff for this of course of course actually what am I doing yo
why did you know why did you might okay yes before I got you
whoa nice wrap festive this is so nice of course what is it you know the first
gift he got me was a minion bong yeah and then the second gift he got me was
Is it pronounced Hermes? Hermes? Hermes?
Dog, collar, and leash that didn't even fit my dog's neck.
But I still have it. I had to be bunched, I'mma be honest.
Yeah, no, that was awesome. I'm glad you like your gifts.
Oh wow! Wait, you've been keeping up? I've been keeping up.
Of course. Wait, wait, it's actually the waifu box.
Waifu box. Chat, look.
He got me the one piece.
White food box.
Where did you get this?
Uh...
These are hard to find.
I know.
I had to go search out for you.
Wait, thank you.
Of course.
All right.
Last time I opened this, I pulled a 2K card.
2K?
Yeah.
The white food box?
Yeah.
I pulled a, like a, a super rare Nami card.
Thank you Jason.
Of course.
I had to get a gift for one of my most important guests, um, but before we get into the interview,
You just put up to Chick-fil-A. Maybe we could rip a pack or you want to just save that as a collective
The problem is I didn't bring sleeves. Okay, it's fine. Yeah, you're right
No, you're not stupid you're very kind and generous and I really like this. Thank you
Thank you. Well, you know if that was part of the segment. No, no, no, no, no, okay
That's a real genuine gift for me to you. Wow. Thank you Jason
But you know what we can get straight into it while we wait
Speaking of Minion Bong, look, you don't need to show the camera because the production's
got it all sorted.
Oh, it's going to be pulled up on the stream?
Yes.
Me, you, QD, Tina, one of my most favorite streams of all time.
This is the first time we went to your place.
Yes, broad line.
Classic.
Wow.
Do you remember our first interactions?
Yeah, we talked about the cum on the sheets.
Remember?
Cutie brought that up. I don't know why she brought that up. I don't even know. Oh my god
Yeah, I don't know why that was being. Wait, how long ago was this?
That was I would say
2024
Yo 60 are we sleeping or what?
My production went to sleep, I think should I show yeah, you might as well show look it's when he gifted me the minion ball
That was so I didn't get that okay six six six you didn't get that but that's our first stream together and
Be honest did you bring it?
I forgot how that I'm gonna be honest. That was so long ago. I'm horrible memory
Did you pull up with Tina because you were like scared of the phase guys?
Wait, what do we do this day?
We went to cutie's house and we baked
Was Tina there baking? Tina was there. Remember? She probably just came to come.
Okay. I don't remember. But I remember that tiktok where we were like this. I was never scared of the phase guys.
It's just um some streamers like to use their audience as a weapon and I don't
even wait what is elaborate what does that mean oh well you know like for
example sage farming you know you'll be like oh it's hurt my feeling for
example for example oh yeah so yeah during sinna's marathon I had fake
cried on stream. I was like obviously trolling.
Oh, quick pause.
Oh, we're doing great, sir.
Uh, Ray?
Ray, we're gonna get together.
Uh, do you know what you want?
Get your favorite meal.
Oh, and I'll try your favorite meal.
Oh, okay. Um, can I just get...
Do you like spicy?
Whatever you want.
I don't like spicy. Okay.
Can I just get the, uh, the number one...
I don't know.
All right.
Do you want that I'm gonna do with the nuts?
Uh, original is fine.
Is it fun?
Pickles is fun?
Yes.
Do you want to take it for your beverage?
What do you want to drink?
Whatever you like.
I just like water.
Water?
Yeah.
Do you want to double it for yourself or is it fun?
You get a drink.
I have my Red Bull.
Okay.
Um, it is an extra fucking large.
It doesn't have a caffeine, so I have 115 in it.
Hey, um, and do you like cheese?
Whatever.
Yeah, it's Jason the Wean.
What's up, dude?
Uh-huh.
And after that, the salad.
What's up?
What's up, dude?
Where's the bottle?
You want the bottle?
No, I'm not going to tell you.
No, no, no, no.
And then, uh, that'll be it.
Just then sandwiched me in front of water. Yes
Chick-fil-a sauce, please
We'll do part
Upfront you guys want food? Are you guys okay? They're well fed
Thank you double it. She's not eating chat. I'm gonna eat her meal. Yeah, I'm just I just
basic meal ever yeah yeah wait what'd you get it's just a basic sandwich
chick-play sandwich um you were saying though you were talking about oh yeah
so I fake cried and um it got clips okay I fake cried because I sinna and I
couldn't figure out a day for me go to the marathon and then it got clips and
then
People were hitting, and I hate you on set up for it.
I'm not gonna lie, you know, a synodon, a lot of hate coming her way.
For no reason, you know what I mean?
I really don't know.
Can I be honest?
Be honest.
Hate comes with the territory.
I think it just does, you know?
It does.
And...
It's just, it's just how it is.
I think it's just Twitter.
Europe and Twitter.
It's TikTok too.
TikTok too?
Yeah.
He's mostly on Twitter though. Like Twitter, the way to get likes on Twitter is to hate. Love doesn't get likes nowadays.
No, it doesn't.
Well, because people are getting paid, you know.
Well, you know, in this picture, what were your first impressions of me and, you know, the ex-gays guys?
I mean, Cutie talks so highly about you.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so it made me more inclined to trust you.
I don't know if they can see it.
Do you guys see it? I don't know.
Yeah, they can see it.
Did they?
It's our production.
Oh, okay.
The production fixed it.
Yeah, I don't know. It's just really...
Oh, it's nice. Thanks, production.
Um, yeah, no, you're...
You're a good guy.
Yeah, you always call me a good egg.
I still don't know what that means to this day.
Well, I had to change it because I was calling you a good kid
people are mad yeah now I'm 22 teen I got a goatee going like a lot of change
you know what hey there is no goatee in this picture oh I thought you were dating me
I thought you were dating me I'm 34 teen
why turn 35 in January that's yeah you know what yeah I couldn't even tell 13
years of streaming that's a lot yeah and that's gonna be you no 10 years
You and your kids.
They're gonna have a ballerina squad.
No, actually, yeah, probably yeah.
Ballerina 7.
Then hopefully I'm just like managing.
Maybe I'll become my mic now.
That's like some Michael Jackson shit.
Maybe start a family channel.
I don't know, I don't know.
10 years streaming?
I don't know if I can do that.
Listen, it's hard to quit,
especially with how much you can make from streaming.
Oh shit.
Like I feel like you are gonna I feel like you're gonna have a hard time quitting
you think so I think you're gonna be grandpa grandpa the weenie you're gonna
be streaming doing Maybach episode 1,050 you're gonna pull up to my grave with
this chick filet bag and you're gonna put it on my graves don't be like
auntie ray remember when we did this oh my god now i'm sad no no i don't even want to think about
that type of thing is that i don't know wait you never think about death no why would i want to
think about death because it's inevitable the only time i think about death is the people around
me die. That's the only time I get sad. Like my parents, my parents died. It's oh yeah it's sad.
Yeah. My dad died. I'm sorry. No I saw him die. Yeah I saw it. I guess it you know what happens.
Okay well I'm sorry about that. How long ago was that? Oh um it was six years ago. I was a streamer
and because I was a streamer um I was able to take care of him while he was in hospice
in hospices like pretty much the nurse comes it's like pretty much they know
they're gonna pass so they just kind of help with the pain they get
messing and stuff and so I was able to stream from home
and I took care of him for six months
and it was the worst thing that's ever happened in my life because he slowly
started forgetting he was sick he had cancer he had brain cancer blood cancer
lung cancer bone cancer yeah um because he he was smoking and
drinking ever since he was like 12. Yeah, so he he was it was pretty inevitable
and then he slowly forgot he was sick and then it got to the point where I had
to like give him the mouth or the medicine in his mouth without him knowing
like while he was sleeping and then he started forgetting me and then I'll
never forget like before he went into a 3a coma he said I love you Rachel and
and then he shut his eyes and then I was on,
I remember vividly, I was sitting in a rocking chair
with, he was on the couch and then he just stopped breathing.
And I looked at him and was like,
it's like you can be prepared,
like you know it's coming and it's never,
you're never prepared after.
It was terrible.
But.
It sounded like he had a peaceful passing though.
Yeah, I hope he wasn't in too much pain.
I think that's what kind of helped to get through
knowing that he wasn't in pain anymore, and knowing that, you know, I did my best
that I could to help take care of him. But yeah, losing a loved one and losing a
parent is, it's horrible. And everyone goes through it.
Well, I'm really the day that that comes for me. But at least he passed knowing that you became very
successful I mean he kind of didn't really know what he thought I worked for
PayPal for some reason yeah because I tried to explain that when you get paid
from Twitch it sends your PayPal back in the day and so we kind of like didn't
realize like all he knew is that I played video games but he knew that you were good
though yeah and I feel like every parent you know before they passed they wanted
their kid to just make sure that yeah they're okay yeah but I'm that's why I'm
like always been so grateful for streaming cuz without streaming I I was
only one I could take care of him because he was you know I could work from
home or quote-unquote work. Streaming's not work. Well. How do you feel? What do you think about that Jason? Is streaming work? I mean technically but you know what I mean? You have fun doing it so is it really work? Yeah it is work.
It's you're putting in effort. Yeah, well speaking of work
You remember the sis-a-thon congratulations to Senna for finishing her sin at the
You went this same this week. This was sis-a-thon two. Yes, right? Why wasn't there a sis-a-thon three?
Who says there won't be oh in the lurch perhaps said there won't I'm not sure production is production awake now
I think oh it is yeah production is awake
What are your thoughts on marathons and sabathons?
You think the sabathon method is patched?
Or would you do another sister's on?
I think I would do it again if I did it my way.
Like the sister's on?
Like no IRL, just gaming.
Just gaming.
Only gaming.
Okay, so kind of like
Marathon yeah, like a big
24-7 only gaming
Collabbing gaming marathon challenge, whatever it is
and then you know
Her charity or something maybe if I were to do that. So sit at the system is out the window unless it's gaming
I mean listen, I love Senna so I will do anything for her if she wants to go to
Hi of her right?
Thank you so much!
Have a good day!
There you go.
I feel bad I'm not eating with you.
Hey listen, um...
I just wanted to try your meal.
That's the whole thing.
You don't even have to eat.
Yeah, I don't like eating because then I fall back asleep.
Really?
Yeah. I go into
digestion mode.
You have the most default chicken fillet meal of all time.
Did they give you sauce?
Yeah, I know I'm such a cool. Okay, to be honest. I don't really eat fast food either
So this is when I do
Wait, really? No, I definitely do
I'm walking right now though. Wait, I definitely do. Am I bloated or something? No, no, no
It's just like when when you're younger you can eat anything and not feel consequences
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
See I I feel consequences
Really? After you eat Chick-fil-A, you just feel like shit?
It's a hit and miss sometimes. It kind of depends.
I'm sure you want to buy it.
I can't.
No, I've had so much. You know how caffeine suppresses your appetite?
That's what I'm about right now.
How much caffeine do you take in a day?
That's a big ass med-bent can.
This is... I won't ever go over too hard.
Oh, this is only a hundred fifty-one
Milligrams, not that bad. I thought like a small one's like 150. No, the smaller ones like E. Oh, okay. Yeah
Yeah, it's not that bad honestly
All right. Well, we'll be on. Oh, here's you. Oh, yes hosting the streamer awards. Yes
Hosting's going wonderfully. Hmm. Okay. Wait, what do you mean hosting is going wonderfully? I got to host the yeah
Yeah!
Against his dissent?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just hosting in general, like I hosted the red carpet for Spiderman.
Oh yeah, that was incredible.
I looked Zendaya in the eyes.
That's actually kind of crazy.
Dude.
That's a bucket list shit.
It was insane. Like, she's...
Oh my gosh, she's so stunning.
And I got to speak to her.
Which is insane.
Damn.
I almost cried.
Really?
Yeah, because like, she's one of my inspirations. She's just so perfect in my eyes.
Did you see Tom Holland?
Yes, I did.
I did. Unfortunately, I didn't get to interview him because there was two different sections
for interviewing and so he ended up being told to go to the other one.
What you guys, Steve Lacey?
Yeah, I got to interview Steve Lacey.
And then he leaps.
Okay, can I just say it?
Go ahead.
I'll just say.
Everything I asked was pre-approved and pre-written by the event, right?
And in the question it says, without spoiling.
I said it, I said it, without spoiling, who is your favorite character in the movie?
And this dude, biggest leak of all time, three days before the movie comes out.
So I did a lot of research, so I saw what people were speculating and the theories because
I hadn't seen the film yet at that point because we watched it after the red carpet.
Peak by the way.
Yeah, it's really good. It made me cry. Um, yeah, so I as soon as he said it
Mine, I don't know if you saw the clip or like the photo, but knee jerk reaction
I looked over I was like, oh, I kind of knew I was like that has to be a spoiler
GGS
And then I was like kind of giggling trying to laugh it off and like maybe be like oh
Is that a spoiler like kind of give him a second out like you like hey? Oh, just I thought he was gonna be like just kidding
I saw the speculation or whatever
No, and then he says another leak
It was the craziest thing and I was like, okay
You have a good time at the premiere. Thank you for speaking with us. Have a wonderful day. You think you got in trouble. I
don't know
He definitely got in trouble. There's no way I
Don't know I can only
assume speaking of hosting the streamer oh yeah streamer warrants I just want to
know and maybe the people want to know how was it behind the scenes before
hosting during all your hosting and after I there's a lot of hate I I was
really nervous I only said yes because cutie love her and then I just I have
like stage fright so there's a lot of pressure I'm gonna be honest I can never do this shit well
I think what helps is that there's a huge teleporter so you can just read but it's like you don't
want to stutter say the wrong thing or you know like blank oh yeah I would definitely stutter my
ass off probably look into the crowd go blank but would you do red carpet oh yeah but it would take
a lot of preparation really yeah but Ron's doing uh what's called Ron in the car or something Ron
Yeah, he does like on the road where he like interviews people
Why are they saying silky sob?
What?
What happened to silky?
I don't know silky homage. Oh, I don't know. Oh
Oh, silky was his speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, his speech. I'll definitely start her.
Shout out silky
Um, so if QD asked you like if you'd interviewed for Red Carpet, you'd do it?
Oh yeah.
I think he should.
It'd be really funny.
Yeah, but that's Ron's thing.
I don't want him in any way.
No, she has different sections though.
So Ron is interviewing outside and then people come in and then there's like an interview
spot.
Oh, that's what you did to it.
That's what I did to it last time with SeaDog.
Oh yeah, I did that.
I would do that.
Yeah.
But I don't know if she'd pick me, but it's all right, this should be the spot.
No, you're fine.
But, did you receive any hate for this, or is it mostly cutie that receives a lot of hate?
I think award shows in general, people get upset when their favorite doesn't win.
But at the end of the day, it's about how much the streamer is promoting themselves.
Like, they have to verbalize that they want to be voted for, right?
But there's also a panel, right?
So, I mean, people love their streamer.
They want their streamer to win and so obviously it's everything I mean even the the game awards
Yeah, like even for games people get upset about that too, but I do feel like the streamer awards is more
Parasultural obviously so people get like really dive hard about it, but yeah, be sure to vote
You care vote for your favorite streamer. Sorry. There's buzzing by the you could fix it. I think that's what is up
Oh
Buzz buzz buzz
It's the suction cup. Yeah, it literally bugs out sometimes. I don't know why but we're good. We're good. All right moving on
Core memory you wanna see 2022
What's your favorite core memory? Mine would have to be playing games on my PS2. No, I don't remember this
This is weird because this is a time of Twitter where I used to tweet more often.
Yeah, there's a lot of tweets we're doing research in my team about you like manifesting a lot of things and they're just coming true
Like Forbes 30 or 30. Oh, yeah. No, I I think manifestation is very real and I think with effort time consistency and
trial and error you can make anything happen. Yeah
I'll write this tweet up because I just want to know what was Valkyrie's upbringing like like what was her childhood like?
Oh, um, okay. Well, what did I say?
Mine would have to be playing games on PS2 while my sister watches mom cooking dinner and my dad reading the newspaper while watching Jeopardy.
That's pretty old. This is such a random thing to tweet. Random-at-tweet. I would never tweet something like this nowadays.
Yeah, childhood, my dad was a severe alcoholic.
He'd come home drunk every single night and he would...
But he would always fight with my mom about money, and so what we would do is she would
lock my sister and herself and I in my room, and then they would just watch me play games
while my dad is screaming at the door.
And I mean, I don't blame my dad.
My dad, like, my oldest half-brother committed suicide with my dad's gun.
So I think my dad blames himself a lot for that.
I've got family issues.
And I know that I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
And my dad's side of the family is like,
they're all like alcoholic since then, and so.
And then, pretty much the next day,
when my dad is like not drunk,
they would feel really sorry.
And I was such a tomboy.
All I'd ask for is like video games.
Like I'd just wanna play games.
And so, yeah, ever since I was a kid,
I've been playing my whole life.
Just games, games, games.
Gaming all the time.
Like, not only was it fun, but it was also an escape from reality, you know?
Yeah, I feel that.
Yeah, just...
I think myself, um, growing in an Asian immigrant household, you know, there was a lot of yelling
between my parents.
It's a lot better now.
Your parents, what were they thought about?
Literally the smallest thing.
I don't remember now.
I just remember crying because my parents were like, are you going to be like, please
stop arguing, but then I just become like, oh, I'm just used to live as we live, whatever.
whatever because they would never separate. They would literally just yell at each other,
sleep in different beds, come back, and then it was just like a big...
Yeah, by the time my mom was ready to get divorced, I was 18 when they got divorced and I was so
happy. I was like, please, please get divorced. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of... because I
would have to, at that point, I was like picking up my dad from the bar. I would, you know,
He, my dad was not a bad man. He was a good man. He just had a lot of sadness. I think he was a really sad man.
Yeah, because his previous wife also died in a car accident. Yeah, my dad's been through it.
Really? Shit.
Yeah.
I'm sorry about that.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Well, let's move on. I don't really know how to translate for that, but...
It's all about of good.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah
Your mom my Filipino mother loves me a little too much. So this is my mom's
Where she grew up in Calbiog in the Philippines and she
Printed out these photos of me and put it on the house. That's kind of crazy. This is the most Filipino thing ever
That's that's incredible. You know, I think we heard about your dad
What are your mom? You know, how does she support you? Oh my god my my mom
Mom loves me. She's so proud of me. She honestly, you know how Asian families usually try to
force you to go into nursing or like, I was actually a nursing major at one point.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, then I took anatomy and then I was like, can't do this shit. Switched into a business
student.
Luckily for me, my mom just wanted me to be happy. And she trusted me with streaming and
gaming all that she really did and so I was really grateful that she was always in my
corner and because of streaming I've been able to fully financially take care of her.
Like she's fully retired and she's got a nice house and she's got a condo in the Philippines.
She lives in the Philippines now still.
She's half and half.
So she has a house that I got her in Washington where I grew up and then she has her condo
in Manila, and then this is her, she still has this home in Khao Ba Yogh, where like her
family lives in. I'm actually considering buying my dad a house in Vietnam because he's been asking me
like, you know. Wait, you should! Yeah, I'm going to. It is expensive. But it's the best feeling ever,
and it's like a full circle moment, like wow. Yeah. Taking care of your parents is the dream.
Yeah, it is a dream, but I've been advised like, because Vietnam is a very far trip,
but I feel like if I send him off to Vietnam and I get that house from him, I'll probably
never see him as often as I usually do.
And I don't even see him as often.
How often do you see your dad?
Like, maybe like once every two, three months.
Oh, that's often.
Yeah.
I see my mom probably three times a year.
Yeah.
I mean, but it's also harder since she's in the Philippines now.
Yeah.
Like, she'll be in the Philippines for six months.
Because my sister had a baby, she's in Seattle more, so I get to see that more often.
Why are y'all talking about the Turbo S? We want the Turbo S, listen.
What's a Turbo S?
I can get both, but God bless.
Oh!
Because they're like, yo, we're gonna do the Turbo S first instead of the house.
But working on the house and then, I think it is though, it's in the countryside.
My house is not trying to go to the countryside, but whatever.
I think I'll get it from my dad though.
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, like he could have retired there, you know?
Yeah. Thanks for the five gifted, Jason.
Hey, thanks for the five.
He needs it from the house.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Anyways, with the GameStop.
Oh my god, I did work at GameStop.
Uh, this tweet says, quitting my job at GameStop to focus on Twitch slash YouTube is actually pretty scary,
but I think I'm ready to take the risk.
I was so cringe. Oh my god.
I was actually so cringe.
not cringe that's good listen no so cringe 2015 you quit your your day job
yeah fully focus on twitch and YouTube take us back then what was your thought
process doing this like were you scared or you were ready how many were you
averaging average age back then this is 13 years ago this is before you were
born. Alright, this is ancient times on Twitch so long ago. So, is this just in TV? No, no,
it was on Twitch for me. Not that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. I was on Twitch by then.
Oh, you were a viewer? I swear, I was a viewer. Oh my god, wait, you were not old enough to have a
Twitch account? No, I wasn't. I was probably like 12 or 11 watching Twitch. I was watching like a Raj
Oh, yeah, Raj, the Raj Show. We need to. We have some money.
Yeah, back then, as soon as I turned 16, I got a job at Golden Corral as a waitress.
And then, it was like, ooh, I was really sad at the moment of time, so I realized, like, working and, like,
seeing the money go up in my bank account was a game to me.
loved hitting that next hundred dollars you know I just I was like addicted to
working and so I was working at Golan crowds waitress I mean first job at 16
and then I got a job at this year-round car wash where you pressure wash cars
it's like automatic and you get tips it was really sick and then I worked at a
bank and then I worked at an arcade and then I also a lot of jobs yeah I was
working multiple jobs so when I was working at GameStop I was also working
at the bank and the car wash all at the same time and then when I was working at
GameStop I had this Instagram gaming account. So while I was working there
I would like post about it and like post like games I was excited to play and all
the while and it hit like 15,000 followers and then I learned about Twitch
and so that's why I started streaming 13 years ago so it's like oh I want to make
some friends. It was friends. I was so lonely. Damn. Like, at the time, my only friend was
my ex who was, you know, not a very good ex. We're cool now. You know, we're cool now.
I'm cool with all my exes now. Whoa. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. That's your
rain time? Hey, sorry about that. Let me D&D real quick. Um, so yeah, I, I started streaming and I was
like, wait, I'm kind of making like good money from this. I quit working at the bank and then I quit
working at the car wash and then I kept on working at Geesot because it was good for my
Instagram and for streaming. So I held on to it for as long as I could and then I realized I was
Man, I think I think I'm ready for a full-time streamer. I don't even know you could do that much
Are you making before you quit?
Because for me
It was minimum wage at the time really yeah, yeah, I mean which oh twitch
I thought you make a stop. No, no, no twitch or YouTube or both because me I quit school or I dropped out of school
I was making like
around like five figures in one?
Yeah, back then it was a lot of,
because we didn't have Twitch Prime,
we didn't have Gifted Subs back then,
we didn't even have Ad Revenue,
we had Nuts.
Yeah, so a lot of it was just regular subs
and donations.
And I mean, I had some Oilers back then,
I don't know, I got a lot.
I had some Oilers.
But I did notice that the income
was very volatile like you never know how much you're gonna make each one. But I had
saved up a lot of money from my real jobs to the point where it's like I knew I'd be
comfortable in flying and I had my degree my transfer degree if I ever wanted to go
back to school but then I... Oh so you finished school though. I took my time I spent four
years at a community college to get my two-year transfer degree. Yeah I would I was working
so much I took one class per quarter or two yeah I took my time well I didn't
want to go you know how people go to college because they want to do the
whole sorority or frat thing and they want to live the college life yeah I
could not give up me neither I went to a public school had a scholarship but my
school is the same way just like go to class go home yeah yeah I just I didn't
know what I wanted to do for my life so I knew the smartest thing to do was go
to a community college and just get the basics out of the way for cheaper and then transfer
to a university when I figure out what I wanted to do.
But streaming at that point had taken off so I just never went back.
Any advice on the people in maybe the same situation as you in 2015?
It's so different now because I think people look at streaming and are like I want to do
that because it makes good money.
At the time I didn't even know it made money like that.
I did it for fun, like if you're not doing it as a hobby at first, it's not going to work for you.
Don't quit your job until you're financially stable, you know, make sure it stays as a hobby for as long as possible.
Um, just be careful because you don't need to take unnecessary risks, I think.
Um, you can take risks, but not one that's going to make you put you on the streets.
Yeah.
You know, be careful.
Do both, like I do both.
Yeah, you can work in stream.
do less hours here and there. You did both too. I did both. You managed like a lot of
shit. Oh no I was, I loved working. I was the best employee. Uh no I mean you know
when you're in your early 20s you can stay up 24-7. You can eat whatever you
want. You can, uh yeah it was a different time back then. Yeah. Alright well speaking of money.
YouTube! There's a point in time.
That is this photo.
Yeah, I don't know, sorry about the photo.
What the fuck?
Um, Dixterdo, they kinda hold you, but um...
When people go to YouTube, they go there to watch videos.
Backward revealed the reason she left YouTube for Twitch is due to their lack of focus on streaming.
What?!
True or false?
I'm still on YouTube! I still- I'm multi-stream.
stream false information yeah this is false false I mean this was a while back
though yeah but still so 2024 I had three YouTube contracts so I three hold on
what yeah I had three separate ones so the first one talk to me the first one
I
It was a two-year contract to stream exclusively only on YouTube and then I signed another one for another two years
And then I signed the last one for one year
I'm a very lucky person. That's not like that's hard work and dedication. Um, but it's a lot of luck
But it is hard work and dedication to make it happen. Like you have to it's a combo both
over under sure okay over this is all of all your contracts combined for
YouTube okay over under chat which one which one how much what should we guess
much we guess over under under up over under five thank you for why y'all
saying 50 there's no way you got 50 over
Can I get one more over there?
Yeah.
Sure.
Alright.
You're so dumb.
Are you slow?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Over under 25.
For all three together?
Yeah.
Under.
But I will say the other offers from the other platforms were higher.
Yeah.
was in it was a time I felt like I won the lottery I I felt like the luckiest
person in the world I'll always be grateful and I hope that I can forever
just put a lot of the funds that I got into hi-hi studios and make some really
fun and entertaining content for you guys yeah yeah I want to make animations
when was your biggest investment or oh it's I bought my sister her house I
I bought my mom her house I bought which is funny because I'm in an apartment right now
apartment in LA yeah, I mean I like live with my friends like they're it's fun because like we're all in the same apartment
But like we have our own apartment. Yeah, which is so it's it's fine. It's nice
So yeah, I got my mom her condo. I got I think for myself my biggest investment was my car
But which was the Euras right? Yeah, the Euras, um, which was
the price? Yeah. $250,000? Yeah. You can sauce these on the ground by the way. Oh, okay, okay.
Damn, damn, damn. Yeah, I'm very happy. Yeah, very, very blessed. I am so happy, I'm so blessed,
and it's just, you know, I feel like we should always remember where we came from. 100%.
and never forget how you bought.
Oh my god, Jason. I do worry. I'm like,
when's Jason gonna flip?
I already left. I left my day ones when you first met me.
I had to do what I had to do.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I still talk to a couple.
You know how it'd be like when you go to college, you don't really talk to your
high school friends anymore and then you slowly distance yourself. Everybody's
doing their own thing. Some of my high school friends got kids now, you know what I mean?
It is weird when they try to reach out at very particular times.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's like, dude.
Yeah, I randomly got a phone call from one of my hometown friends that is a girl that
is randomly out of nowhere.
Is she trying to hit it?
I don't know. That was the girl that I went to prom with.
Oh!
Why not not prom actually yeah prom 12th grade I didn't even tell my stream this she ran me calling me
But that was the girl that
Is a bit to your mind, but I gotta I gotta motel six after prom with her
Nothing happened
We just kind of slept awkward never moms go
Feel like that's kind of nasty wait you just caught on
No, I didn't even cuddle.
Really?
This is what happened.
Nahomi got some fireballs the first time I drank that night.
I drank because she was trying to drink.
And I just knocked out.
And I remember waking up middle of the night, throwing up.
So yeah, I'm gonna be honest, it's a horrible fucking night.
Oh, it was one of those.
Yeah, it was.
I had night shots of fireball.
That should taste a disgusting.
I learned that I was allergic to fucking alcohol that night.
night threw up all of them myself in front of my prom day but she was drunk
too so I don't think she noticed imagine that's why she called she's like
Jason just won't let you know I did notice I was I was a baby I was a baby
speaking of babies oh my updated weapon wall yeah this was when I was collecting
Swords and shit you wait you don't have those anymore. I have them
But I'm not actively like buying you know what I mean like I'm not
Like hunting for them anymore. Oh, I was gonna ask like why you collect so many swords and they look real
Are they real? They are real. I mean, they're just sick
Well part of me was like not only are they decorative and cool and awesome and satisfying and stuff
But if someone breaks in I'll have an easy access to a weapon
Exactly. Yeah, you could really slice somebody up.
It's a win-win.
Yeah.
Just shut them up.
I mean, I've visualized this so many times, like what would happen, which one I would
grab, where I would try to stab, if someone came in.
This dude, Pudgy, texted me and was like, you know Pudgy or no?
I think I do. Wait, I think I...
Tell her I want to be her friend.
Wait, why does Pudgy sound familiar?
Pudgy, uh...
I feel like we had a whole interaction.
Uh, Pudgy's a big dude, uh, from SU.
Oh!
Yeah!
Wait, yeah!
I didn't think he liked me.
I think he's a huge fan.
I tried talking and...
You did?
I tried being a social butterfly streamer, you know.
Um, it was hard.
It was so hard.
Hi, Pudgy!
Hi Pudgy! Great, great dude! Love Pudgy, I'm actually seeing him very soon.
They said huge fan! Huge fan, yeah, I mean the chat's right.
But speaking of being a huge fan, One Piece. You know what I mean?
One Piece has made me cry so much about it, definitely, and officially my favorite anime. It's true.
One Piece is my favorite anime. Still to this day. Yeah, right now.
Are you caught up?
I am caught up, no spoilers.
Um, it is the anime that made me cry the most.
Kuma is my favorite character, if you know you know.
Um, he... I sobbed!
Sobbed!
I sobbed in a lot of arcs.
Yeah, it's just a great show.
I understand why people don't watch it.
It's really long.
I watched One Piece.
I don't give a fuck if people say that doesn't count.
I don't fucking care, okay?
I'm not going to watch a filler episode about, like, something random that's not relevant to the story, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't care.
Watch three episodes of One Piece. You can call me on this, you can hate on me for this.
I just was not his.
It's... I'm gonna be honest.
How many episodes until it gets good? Be honest.
Um... it gets... it gets good. It's just the art is so old.
No, no, no.
You don't have a problem with the old art.
I actually have a hard time watching old art animation because I've seen like really high quality animation
And I feel like my attention span is so low that I like I need to be stimulated so if it's not like okay
Um, so you watch three episodes. I think Netflix is doing an adaptation to
Release the full series shorter condensed, okay
So I think if you want to watch one piece wait until it comes out on Netflix
okay first yeah I thought you're gonna say it gets good at like a episode three
300 it okay for me I don't know what kind of anime watcher are you like do you
I love attack on time I actually love romance and a maze to I love silent
voice down to peak do you cry yeah I cry you know sometimes I hate me for
saying this alright seeing them skateboarding around for like five
episodes in a row and I was like I'm good I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest though like I need like the nice hook you know just don't
give it a chance I do I do but then I've seen Hanata like low-key speaking
crazy to go and I was like it's not for me it's not for me I don't know I'm just
being real it's not I'm not larping this is this is not not had not time it's
I was gonna say, isn't that Naruto?
That's us.
Yeah.
That is Naruto's wife.
What?
I'm tripping, okay?
I get that because I watch this stuff, so I forget the name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm not a pro-Larper.
Okay?
Be a serious.
That was wild.
No, I watched Hunter Hunter when I was like in high school and I never got-
I like how you said watched even though you saw one episode.
I gotta see through.
I'm being honest.
I gotta see through.
I was hating on Vin and Saga season 2, but now I'm watching it as good.
I think what pulled me into One Piece early is when they're introducing the crew, you
go through their backstory and every single one of them made me cry.
Nami's made me cry, Sanji's made me cry, Miko Robin's made me cry.
Yeah, I just...
Each character has, like, lore.
And what I love about One Piece is that something from episode 20 will come back and make sense
in episode 1000.
It's so sick. Everything ties together. Everything makes sense. There's a reason for everything and it's just character development
Okay, okay fairs attack on time does clear though, but I I love attack on time too. Oh top three enemies real quick
One piece is first and then it would be hunter hunter hunter hunter the end of the ant Chimera arc made me sob for 15 minutes
In the curbians, I remember I was on vacation. I was watching the finale of that arc and it made me sob
Um and then third would probably have to be I
Mean first one. I can't mind was like samurai shampoo. Have you seen that one samurai shampoo shampoo?
No, never you'd like that. Did you have you ever heard of a new job is new job is
If you know you know
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, that was good.
I've been watching that way back, man.
That one was one of the earlier anime I watched that like, whoa, that's fire.
You know what I thought anime was literally just hentai?
What the fuck?
And then the first anime I watched was Attack on Titan and it was like, what?
It's not porn.
See, something like Attack on Titan will get you hooked first episode, alright?
Not a lot of anime is like you can do that.
I can't be the only one that thought that.
Like, straight up, I didn't know what anime it was.
I was like, it's literally porn.
But, um, no, there's porn.
What type of anime are you watching?
No, that's just what I heard.
Oh, okay.
And then, when I watched Attack on Titan and saw people getting eaten, I was like, wow,
this is sick.
Peak, peak, peak.
Cinema.
So cool.
Um, yeah, what's your top three?
Attack on Titan, JJ K, and Banana Fish.
Anyway, you know, I'm gonna put a cold yes, cold yes.
Really?
Yeah.
I haven't watched Banana Fish.
What's so great about it?
Uh, I just like the 12th episode.
Anime, Bob, and Banana Fish is one of the greatest 12 episodes.
Anime is the long time.
Did you watch Dandanan?
They said Tick Tock Brain.
That's not Lark.
I don't know Lark.
I'm being serious.
Oh my god.
I do have a short attention span, especially nowadays because of Tick Tock.
But I started coming out to movies and my shows and stuff, which is good.
Yeah?
But anyway, let's move on.
Okay, what's this?
Oh, since the boxing match, I've been curious
whether it's like to fight somebody.
Well, I'm five, 3.5 inches, 105 pounds.
Who wants to beat me up?
I can't believe I used to tweet like this.
This is just so embarrassing.
I'll pull that up.
Wait, what boxing match were you watching, by the way?
I don't know.
This is from 2022.
Is this Prime Logan Paul versus KSI?
This was way before that.
I'll wait for that.
Yeah.
you know, I brought this in.
Does anyone know what?
Chest boxing.
Oh, let me watch chest boxing.
Yeah.
There was a time I could ask you.
Yeah.
But you were like, I'm good.
I was heavily considering it.
I wanted to do it.
Damn, that's the word where you wear a boxer.
Yeah, I actually took boxing lessons for like six months.
I was so into it when I was in my fifth year.
I was so fun for a little bit.
But I decided not to because I've heard about Michael Reeves getting a head injury.
Are you okay?
The water went down the wrong fucking place.
Oh no, are you okay? Do we need to be moved?
You're kidding me, dude.
Okay, I'm good. Jesus Christ. Okay, yeah. Keep going.
Michael Reeves, holy shit.
Yeah, he, uh, it was not that Michael Reeves had a toast,
who got a pretty bad, like, head injury during it.
and I growing up I had been knocked unconscious multiple times and so I
don't think I wait what what happened okay um one time I was playing tag and
you know I'm competitive right yeah I was not getting caught all right I was
hauling ass this girl named Crystal slowest fuck behind me okay Crystal she
He was chasing me and I was running full speed.
I looked behind me to see how much I was dusting her ass.
Turn around, bam, I'm in the hospital.
What?
You ran straight full speed into a tree.
And then I woke up in the hospital.
I had stitches on my face, like on my brow and up here.
You're scarring?
I have a scar, but I may make makeup covers it.
But yeah, there's a scar on my brow.
That's kind of tough, though.
Yeah.
Like, I'm some Harry Potter vibe.
Yeah, there's a little bit of hair there, but it's whatever.
And then, so that was one time, knock and crush.
And then another time, I was on those monkey bars
where you're swinging on the bars.
I was on the tallest one and I was hanging.
I was dangling upside down.
I let go.
I landed straight on the top of my head.
I couldn't breathe and I suffocated, woke up
in the hospital again.
And then another time, I was at a camp
And then we were skipping rocks, and this girl named Ashley was behind me on the hill.
And she skipped a rock straight to the back of my head.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Were you raised in a Gotham city?
I was, the type of child that was, was, I would role play as a leopard.
I'd bite people, I'd scratch people.
I was always out in the dirt.
I would pretend to be a dog with my, my weird dog.
Well, you know I get immersed into things. I'm a method actor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was, you know.
Did you?
You never, as a kid you never played as like...
Yeah, yeah, I actually role played as Power Rangers is my favorite show.
Yeah, the same thing.
Because I'd be like, I'd put a blanket on the ground and I'd literally watch Power Rangers and I'd just like follow the Power Rangers and shit.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are the days.
Good days, good days.
But yeah, I would real play a little too hard like I did buy a kid one time
Twice
Who was led we're gonna put you up against
If you remember I
It would have to be someone that is like
I would assume that maybe it would have been like Lily or Emmy maybe someone tiny. That's also frail
I ain't a lot of that would have been cinema but um a lot of people wanted me to fight pokey
But she would have beat my ass. She's also taller than me
Who else um I think
There was one other me no people are like. Oh, yeah, fight sit up. Are you kidding me?
But her quads are the size of my whole torso. You would beat the fuck out of sit up
the only way I
Would win is if I'm allowed to shove my thumbs in her eye sockets
that's the only way so you say a street fight you would you would kill
sinner but if I was in a real street fight I would be the scrap like I'm
biting the nose off okay I'm gouging the eyes out I am peeling the skin off of
my enemy well you never thought about self-defense yeah all the time that's
why you got your swords and all those yeah but like listen it's when you have a
a weapon it's you know feel safer but like what do you do if someone just grabs you okay what do
you do and you have nothing you're right you have to bite them me personally though been in a couple
of street fights like real fights yeah back in middle school I had a fight with no I actually got
slammed on the ground and I want I told my parents you know can we switch schools but we couldn't
in school because they don't know how to do that I feel like if I had a kid and
my kid was gonna beat up I would move touts you know I went to school the
next day and you know a lot of people with other phones but it's all rumors
like that's like in the movies my life was a movie but but then I grew up you
know it's only to Texas is dirty as fuck so but we made it out I'm in a main
bag we're back here right now so but would you fight on NMS boxing oh no
okay yeah hey listen but if you if you need like an interviewer or a host or
I would love for you to come and just pull over.
Yeah, I'm happy to help in other ways.
I don't think I can risk the head injury anymore.
Of course, of course.
Lots of head injuries, so I don't think I can.
Not a good idea, not a good idea.
But...
What's this?
Classic, classic.
Remember this tweet?
Classic tweet.
I think it's an automated message,
but how the fuck do I respond to this LOL?
This was when Snoop Dogg had his collab with Fortnight.
He also had some other gaming thing.
I can't remember what it was.
So I shot my shot and said, hey, Snoop, first of all, your performance at the Game Awards
was amazing.
Also, congrats on your icons getting in Fortnight.
I know this is a long shot, but would you be interested in being a guest on my podcast
at Press Escape?
It's relatively new but we just started having guests and the gaming community loves you so I figured I would ask
We can promote the new song and stuff as well as if you can help promoting it
I had that great message
I mean, you know, you gotta shoot your shot sometimes
And then he responded with a kiss
All it was was a kissing, blowing emoji and some paw prints which is so funny
I think it's automated
That's not automated
But I think some people have that where they'll just have like an assistant or someone like respond for them.
So.
But why would it assistant?
Oh my god, there's more to this.
What?
There's more to this.
This is what I wanted to know.
What happened after?
So, let me see if it's still in my...
So funny.
Um...
Tell you right now, if I carried that, that was not automated.
I told you it wasn't automated!
Yo!
I said, yeah, I said hi.
I'm not sure if this was automated.
Are you okay?
Do you really need to hold your breath?
No, I told you I was 6 still remember?
Oh, shit.
So my throat is like pretty shot still.
I'm coughing less, but I am still coughing.
So if you get sick, just know I warned you.
I'm a mea.
Whatever, okay.
I said, hi, I'm not sure if this was automated message
LOL, but hope to hear from you soon.
And then all he said was that was me and said more emoji.
And I said, oh, LOL, nice to meet you.
And then it just says C.
So funny.
Fucking hell, man.
Fucking Snoop Dogg.
I mean, I thought it was hilarious.
I think it's so funny.
That is a pretty funny message, but.
So it didn't go anywhere. No, the podcast or anything like he didn't want to let me know like nope. That was me
I was like, okay
What's this next week, you know what I mean?
You made this tweak a while back in response to weirdo clipper all that bullshit and made an appointment with a lawyer
your 86,000 likes, holy shit. If you have had your content clipped out of context, sexualizing
or defaming you by monetizing with a certain logo, please DM me screenshots in the account
at. Did that escalate to anything? Every single time, I would, what I would do first is I'd
message the account and I'm like hey um this is more like you know this is not okay take
it down or I'm gonna do legal action and then they would profusely apologize every time
they delete it they do like they say sorry oh my god did you see did you see AI me go
viral yesterday no oh my god okay it's actually crazy extra Emily sent it to me she was like
bra look at this she said right I'm dead you have to see this 36,000 likes what
the fuck look God damn the fuck
the worst part is the comments think that it's real what the fuck they think
that's real I don't think I'm not fucking built like that
Oh, son!
Look, and then there's-
I think they can't see you.
I'm not sure if they can see you.
Can y'all see that?
Can you see that one?
Yes!
It's blurry?
Okay.
And then, like, it's obviously- my body's obviously edited, right?
Like, I- I wish I was built like this, but I ain't got- I-
And the people commenting are like,
Yeah, you know, amazing body.
Oh my gosh, so fun.
I'm like, dude, you guys know that this is edited, right?
That's crazy!
Um, but it was funny, you know, hell fucking AI AI nowadays. This is scary
Yeah, this
It's crazy times out here. I think I saw the government has allowed like AI
Porn or of like see that anime children. It's weird. That's some weirdo shit. It's I don't even know
Yeah, I hope things change here we are
Anyways, let's keep going.
Here we go.
Ooh, what's this?
Valkyrie has blocked a fan update account after a complaint that she never streams calling out fans who feel entitled to her time.
I don't care how much of a fan you are, there needs to be a little bit of boundaries.
I mean...
Ever socialism.
Let's talk about it.
It's like I had I feel like I had to use this person as an example
You had to well especially cuz like Sinnoh reacted to it and it's like dude. It's like embarrassing
like I
Think it's like fine to be a fan account or it's fine to be disappointed whatever, but if this person was acting like
They say needed you me. I don't know. It's just weird. It is they said
This wasn't the tweet that they posted, they said, the tweet said, sometimes it's really
hard to be a Valkyrie fan because she always puts her community on the back burner.
Mmm, that pissed me off so bad, I was like, first of all, bitch, I am literally, I'm not
streaming because I'm filming other content, you know what I mean?
Like I'm doing other shit.
I say the same shit, if I'm off stream then I'm working.
I'm always doing stuff and but they don't count it also
They didn't count like they wouldn't count this for example like me being on someone else's stream
Because I'm not live on my own channel. Yeah, I'm not technically I'm not live, but I'm still
live
I don't know it's just I
Just like can't with people that act like that. It's like dude
I'm not paying you to watch like it's free at the end of the day like you can watch for free
You don't have to watch me if you don't want to I'm not forcing you to stay. Why do you think people are like this?
I think especially with bigger streamers. I think um, it's happened to me because I have in the past
You know been afraid of my audience like I have acted a certain way because I
I wanted their approval or I didn't want to mess up or whatever because I have messed up quite a few times in my career
But I think they noticed that it works
Yeah
Like I'm too old for this shit, you know, that's how you've got it's how it has to be
You can't you can't be like a puppet to these people
That's facts. I can't lie. Um, I would say a lot of my community can be a very very
I'm not gonna lie, it actually has gone better.
I think it has too, I think it used to be worse.
He used to be worse.
I used to be worse, way worse, way worse.
And I feel like there's a piece of my community, a part of my community, that I don't claim that are still very, very like by the fuck on your life today.
You should do this, like trying to be my manager, you know.
No, I've had people just like hyperanalyze photos or streams or where I'm at at the time.
They'll look at the time of screenshots and shit and be like, oh, she must be over here.
Oh yeah.
It's crazy how invested some people get, but you know.
Spotify.
That's fun.
We ever got your Spotify chart before?
No, but I know yours had been.
I saw some other things that wasn't sure if it was true or not with you, but sometimes
is better to say keep the quiet part quiet actually the thing is no one is
entitled to know everything about people like you're allowed to show what you
want to show and allowed to keep private we want to keep private yeah like I've
had wait well what hey you share something weird is happening you and
I'll share something I was gonna say like I've had two public relationships on
right and both fail and the speculation about who did what and this guy
they're the same like after that happened I I never wanted to have a public
relationship again because it was so traumatic and it's just like they'll
never fully know the full story false anything right thanks and so I was like
you know what I think this is the only thing I can really control in my life
is how much I want to share I just need to stop yapping so much because I do be
yapping I mean I feel like every streamer wants to talk about their life
yeah then it gets to a point where you go and you stream and you talk about your
life now people try to twist your words and create this narrative on you or
someone close to you because they hate you I generally don't know how people do
it I think people need to get fucking jobs and go do something that's impactful
to their own lives but the internet will always be the internet.
I think the internet is a punching bag for a lot of people. I think a lot of people are really sad
and a lot of people are lonely and a lot it's easy to be mad at others anonymously like it's easy to
hate on streamers because we're accessible. We are reading chat, we're reading feedback, we're
reading comments like we are so accessible to these people that we don't know and so it's at
At the end of the day, it comes with a territory, all right?
It's a very small, negative part of something much greater.
That's fine.
All right, last one.
Last one.
Wine About It with QD.
Wine About It!
It's been a little over a year since you became QD's co-host
for Wine About It.
How does she originally ask you about, you know,
stepping up to be a co-host and how do you like it?
I mean, it kind of worked out so well because I was splitting with my previous co-host,
Alyssa, only because of...
That was the...
Alitha?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
What podcast was that?
Pressescape.
Yeah.
So it just wasn't working because she had moved to Hawaii after we started the pod.
So we did the pod for six months, but there was so much...
She wasn't able to travel as often from Hawaii to here.
Six hours like it's a long trip. They make sense. Yeah, and we've had to do backlog a lot
Which also sucks for pot because then the information that you're like whatever you're talking about is like outdated whatever and so I
That was ending and then
Cuting like Maya was stepping back to focus more on alveas and so we yeah as she should
Especially cuz you know she lives in Texas. So it's kind of far as well. And so it just kind of worked out very
naturally um you know it's I don't know if we've ever talked about this but you
know Poki and I we're gonna have a podcast together that ass yeah that would
have hit yeah but then she wanted to try solo pod and then so she tried solo
potting and then by that point I had Alice I was like wait I think it'd be
nice to have a pod with a non-streamer to hit a different audience that's more so I was I was
things like oh because she also alpha has like a large like female audience so I was like oh wait
this will be really good for like a girly podcast and then pokey was like considering doing solo
potting so did it she did that her solo podcast for about six months and then she added then she
added Lily after my brother point I was already with Alathon we're like oh it's okay it's whatever
And then yeah, it would it would have been so much fun
I think it would have been a bigger podcast
But I don't think we would have lasted long with how busy she is and how busy I get
Cutie and I we worked together really well. It's really good. When am I gonna get on one about it?
You've been on it like three times already
But that was like the old season, you know, I never I never got
One has to come on first all for it. Yeah
Yeah, he, you know he put me in F tier and I'm still not over it.
He braided me, did you do tier list too?
No, I didn't do tier list.
I'm good off the tier list bullshit because I'm good at what?
I'm good off all this dumb shit that comes with it.
He said he put me in F tier because I didn't let him on why about it.
And so I was like, okay, yeah fine.
I thought y'all did, I thought y'all invited him.
We did invite him a long time ago and then QV told him any Monday and
then it's just never got further than that.
But yeah, I know he's so fired, but I
Can't believe first of all I think multi-streaming should count at least for a D
A D. I'm fine with a D streamer. I'm a D streamer
I just like don't do IRLs and I think that's like a big thing to do nowadays if you're like grinding
Okay, this one this one's a chat. I just saw him chat is a great question
And then and we're done with the questions and then we're gonna go to play a game
Oh, a gaming game, okay.
What are your thoughts on current state 100 thieves and are you still a co-owner?
Oh, yeah, 100 thieves is doing well, yeah, they're doing well, we're just like not, I'm still a co-owner.
We're just not, you know how a lot of the orgs back in the day were very front-facing with their creators?
Like, it's more like focusing on like merch and like clubs with brands and like esports.
It's more like that type of organelle.
But yeah, I just modeled for them like four days ago.
And I had a shoot with them two weeks ago.
So I've still very much so with a hundred views.
And yeah, they're chilling.
I think after COVID, a lot of companies and organizations
had invested a lot because it was all popping off.
And then after COVID, everyone went back to real life.
and a lot of people had to be let go from all these...
Org's especially?
Org's as well.
I think Org's is so hard to make money.
Yes, it was hard, but luckily,
you were able to pull through
and it's been pretty good since then, so.
You think 100 Dips can get Sonny Avisa?
Yeah, maybe.
Cause she's, it counts as working, right?
Yeah, but her situation's, I think she's...
Wait, what is her situation?
Um, basically 100 thies was like, uh, er, this is what I saw in a video.
Wait, what happened? I don't even know this.
So she's about to be deported.
What?
Because she doesn't have a visa.
Sunny?
Yeah.
Because, um, 100 thies is like, yeah, we'll give you a visa, but what do you gotta do with
these deliverables?
And then the funny thing is like, uh, I'm good off the deliverables.
Wait, why doesn't she want to do the deliverables?
I don't know.
I don't know what the deliverables are, but she's like, maybe, maybe good off the deliverables.
I feel like I'm missing.
I'm missing something. I'm missing something. I told her I could get her a work visa too. She got she's got a
Decision under me and my LLC. Yeah, but I told her I need 90% of her earnings and I also need
Just you know full control of her content, but she's like I'm good, but okay
You know, I don't know why I don't know why she wouldn't do that. Yeah, that sounds like a really good deal
That's what I'm saying. What the hell? Yeah, whatever whatever
but
Thank you for answering all the questions that I have prepared for you
Yeah.
It's time for play a little guessing game.
OK, guessing game.
Obviously, if you could get the game.
What is this?
All right, so we got half meters.
All right, so and we also got.
Are you OK?
You need water?
No, I'm fine.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
Sure?
Yeah, I told you.
If you could sit, not my problem.
I'm immune.
Right.
You can put that...
Uh, let me put that down here.
No, ladies and gentlemen, get off of my dick!
Alrighty, let me...
Uh, hi chat!
Oh, here.
Let me put these up, cause we're done eating.
Oh, yeah, here.
Okay, so we're doing a thing where you like guess yes the streamer whoa okay simple okay
We're gonna I have the bag of streamers in here. Okay. We cannot okay. I'm gonna give you what if I don't know
Who it is you don't know then then you lose oh?
Ask you cut your questions until you get this shit. Okay, okay, okay?
I'm so excited I think I've made a way too small for your head
How small do you think my head is?
My head is small because I have a flat head
Your head is not small
What the fuck?
It's average
Oh thanks
Yeah
I hear that a lot
Average?
I'm just pulling
Okay
Here we go, y'all. Here we go. Okay. Simple game, yes a streamer. You pick, do not look.
Oh yeah, put it. Here you put one in my head. How about this? Put it in my head. All right.
Yeah, we're not cheating. I'm about to pick one. I cannot see through the back
Well, you can see I can see it. Yeah, okay, okay? Okay, and I'll put I'll put one in yours
Oh shit it went it went
Your hair is in the headband. What's wrong with you? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I guess we put it on first before yeah
That's probably a way smarter idea
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
All right, simple game. Yeah, um we play one time. Okay, let's see how far
Okay, have I been canceled? Um, have I been canceled? I don't think so, how? Don't reach out.
Am I girl? Wait, how many questions do I have? Oh, we go one question at a time, okay? Okay,
Okay, okay, so are we racing?
Uh, no, no, it's just one question at a time.
First person against it, right?
Okay, all right, so.
I want to restart.
All right, restart.
You go first.
Am I a girl?
Yes.
All right, hey, my girl.
Okay, you're not allowed to do that shit.
What?
You can't copy my question, I'm asking.
I can't.
No, pick something.
Okay, okay, what should I?
Okay, my boy.
This game sucks.
What do you mean?
Just play the game.
Okay, fine, okay, no, you're not a boy.
Okay.
Oh, I have an idea.
So now you say a question so I can copy your question.
OK.
I am OK.
No viewer count, Andy.
Questions.
OK?
OK.
That's kind of cheating.
Oh, OK.
Do have I done anything good in society?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
OK.
What do you mean by that, like charity?
Yeah, charity, shit.
I think so.
Um, do I, do IRL?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
Okay.
Alright.
Am I, am I, am I in a fashion?
No.
Yeah.
I don't like fashion content.
Fashion, like in the clothes.
Just in general?
Yeah.
No.
No, I don't think so.
Alright, so this girl got no drip.
Oh!
Um, okay.
Um, have I been streaming for more than four years?
Yes.
Oh, that was a quick answer.
Alright.
Okay.
Um, am I gamer?
No.
Ah, okay.
Okay, I think I know.
Who?
Wait, how many dashes do we get?
until whoever gets it first.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, I'm gonna go one more question before I answer.
Okay.
How are you going?
So I'm a girl.
I do hour-values, like,
and then I've been streaming for more than four years.
Do I do content outside of streaming?
Yes.
Am I pokey?
No.
Really?
No.
Okay.
Do, did I recently threaten to sue somebody?
No.
Fuck.
I never mind, my guess is that the window, what the fuck?
Do I collab with Ray often?
Um, not often.
Not often?
Not often.
Yeah, not true.
Am I friends with this person?
Like, what do you mean by friend?
Like...
Like co-worker friend? Or like best friends? Or like...
Uh...
Screaming friends? Or like...
How about... Have I conversated with this person?
Yeah!
I don't even know, that was a shitty fucking question, I should keep myself...
Alright, you go.
Uh, well, this is hard actually.
It's hard, so I mean, yeah, I wanna look at my chat, but it's cheating.
No, yeah, no cheating.
Um...
Yeah, this is hard.
Um, do...
Are we both slow?
I think, yeah.
I mean, girl.
It's hard not to ask about viewership, because that would really narrow it down.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to show you for more.
Okay, do you, are you, do you collab with this person often?
No.
No?
Never.
Never?
No, I have.
I do, I don't know.
Have I been canceled?
Yeah.
Oh, see, okay.
Um, I'ma go, I'ma go Pokemon.
No.
Wait, why would I guess Pokemon if you guessed Pokemon?
Well, because, well, no, because if you had Pokemon, why would I have Pokemon?
Well, I don't.
They'd only be on your head, not my head.
But I don't, I don't know what I have.
But me neither.
Yeah, so if I don't have to wait, you could have Bokey.
You're right.
Oh my god, wait.
Why was he shaking his head, bro?
Are we dumb?
We're slow.
Are we dumb, bro?
I mean, I don't even see a list of all the female streamers.
There's not that bad.
I feel like there's a good amount you could take
it like an ampoule, you could guess.
Oh, I think I know.
Oh, who?
No, no, no, you say.
Wait, I feel like you know yours.
Am I big on TikTok?
I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, yeah, yeah, fairly, fairly. Fairly, yeah.
What?
Fairly? I don't even know.
Oh, oh, okay, go.
Um, have I been streaming for longer than five years?
I'll park to memory.
I think so.
Am I a sinner?
No.
God damn!
No, you're not Sina.
Um...
Oh, I had a good question, but I forgot it.
Shit. Um...
Oh my God!
We suck at this shit, you know?
Yeah, we suck!
I was planning to go three times, but there's no way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we got this.
Okay, um...
I just like...
Okay, um...
So, I'm kind of...
Oh! Oh!
Am I part of an org?
No.
Really?
No.
Wait, why are you laughing?
No, because we suck at this shit.
Usually we could get it by now.
Alright, am I-
I feel like yours is easy to guess.
Alright, am I part of an org?
No.
Fucking asshole?
Not us.
Um, I'm not part of the org.
Do what?
Am I sunny?
Wait.
No.
Am I dumb?
Yeah.
Yo!
What did I guess, bro?
I just, she just said I'm not part of the org.
Is mine easier than his, to guess.
But when you answer now, we're right.
If you guys are kind of hard, I can't really think of a question.
I feel like that's easy.
What do you need to ask?
Okay.
Okay, um, yeah, do I know this person?
I do, actually.
This is...
Oh my God.
Okay, and I'm not super into TikTok.
I'm not part of an org, and...
Okay.
Pfft.
I wish I could reach out for questions, because I don't know any more questions.
Do I have a pet?
Yes.
I do? Okay. Okay.
Um, I'm in a fashion. I wrote, um, oh wait, where do you moan?
And I'm a gr- Yeah, you know, I wrote, um, and I'm not part of the run of work, you know,
I'm not part of the work in general, it should wait down to I already sent Pokemon, I already
She said... I already said Sina.
She said Sina.
I thought of Yana.
Um...
You didn't say Yana?
Yeah, but I said... I asked the question, did I threaten to sue someone?
Oh!
Yeah, she did that. She did that. Unless you didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
You're not Yana.
Okay.
Um...
Am I... Am I... Am I...
It's your question, right?
Yeah.
Am I Mexican?
can. No. Um, do I game a lot? No. No? So I do traveling IRL. I'm a travel IRLer.
Not every stream that you have
I quit you quit. No, I don't
All right, uh
I'm genuinely like I don't know I feel like I'm so stupid I literally
Am I?
Yo, WebG, am I slow, bro?
Yo, ask questions and boil it down.
Like, you can keep asking race questions.
Like, how's that bad?
Am I white?
Um...
I mean, yeah.
Like, complexion-wise.
Pokeyman.
You already guessed pokeyman.
That guy, I don't know why I keep thinking that, though.
that though like white like whoa am I white yeah that's fuck super white yeah
I'll buy now
yours is easy yours is so easy mine is easy like the easiest oh my god am I
cutie no oh oh do I host shows no god damn it wait I'm super white Emmy wait
Wait, she's big on TikTok.
Do I, do I, do I do thirst traps?
No?
I'm fried. I'm fried. I don't know. I genuinely don't know.
I'm about to give up.
You can't give up. You're so easy.
The white is kind of misleading.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like, she's not white.
But she, her complexion...
Okay, um, am I bad at driving cars?
Yes!
Extra Emily.
Oh my god, finally!
Holy shit!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Rebuttal guess.
Ah, rebuttal guess.
Oh man.
One question to go, and you gotta answer.
I have no idea am I when when you said white you meant like white white like
What are peeing in white?
White as fuck.
As fuck.
Like.
What?
As fuck.
Oh, shit, not as fuck, nevermind.
What?
Nevermind.
She's half-white.
Oh.
They didn't know that.
Half-white?
Mm-hmm.
Um, am I half-white?
I'm half-white.
Um, am I half-Asian?
Yes.
Jody?
No, you're Maya.
Maya.
I'm Maya.
Why this fuck?
I mean, I just thought she was really white.
No.
No disrespect. I love Maya. Oh my gosh. Wait, this is hard.
We're in Texas. Should we do it again or are we failures?
Oh my god. I feel like we can do it one more time.
One more time and then wrap it up. Yeah? We're stupid.
What the fuck? Wait, this is so... Wait, I love being Maya.
I'm so sad I didn't get this. Oh, I should have asked, can I sing?
Do I have an animal? What animal?
Did I get engaged? Well, that would have been a good one.
Oh, good question.
Okay, one more, one more. Okay.
Here, you put it online.
I'm calibrated now, thanks.
Here you go, here you go, here you go.
Hide your chat, hide your chat.
Okay, hiding chat.
You're actually a cheater.
Okay.
Alright.
Away.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go, here we go
You don't even go for some yeah
Do we I'm not gonna love we need to grow a board question. Yeah, I agree. Am I my dude? No
Am I a dude? Yes. I am
Okay
Am I am I gamer?
I'm about to get this
no okay am I an org no no okay um have I blown up recently no have I been
streaming or okay am I in my gamer no okay um did I play among us like when
was peak. No. Um, do you, am I big on TikTok? Uh, yeah, I would say so. Okay. Oh, what's
that face? Alright, that was a good question, Belite. What? I would say so. No, no, I'm
saying Belite. Would she know? Does she know? Yeah. Wait. Maybe. What do I know? What? What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like, yeah, yeah, she definitely knows who that is. Do I? I know
person
now i have had you know i know this person
you don't think i know this person
there's a little chat you know it
no no no you know that is you know
that you know what it is but they talk
and they think i don't know this person
no she does not
you know who this is what you do know
this is you do know this is all right
How can you promise but chat say chat's never wrong?
Okay, so they think it's someone I don't know but I'm a dude
dude. Okay, am I an IRL server? No. Okay. Wait, did you say don't do gaming? Like I'm
an IRL person? That is kind of big on TikTok? Yeah. So, okay, don't do gaming. Let's see.
Do I... am I a good singer? No, not that I know of, no. Okay. Alright, am I... do I
Did I play Valorant? Or did I play Valorant?
No.
Bruh.
A lot of you are finished.
Ah! Um, have I been cancelled?
Uh, um, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Um, okay.
if the world's survival rate was dependent on us beating this game
will you get everybody to fucking kill the entire planet oh just kidding because I know
I don't know exactly who it is, Pokemon.
No.
Wrong.
Eh.
Alright.
Am I white?
Hell no.
Oh.
Ashley?
Fawd.
You might be half.
I don't know, though.
Pudgy!
What?
Hmm.
Might be half?
Yeah, you might be half.
I don't know.
I might be half?
Yeah, you might be half.
I might be half you might be half
Say this he likes skin
Okay, okay, okay my turn
Am I in a fashion?
Am I you I think you're parting no you're not me
Yeah.
OK.
Sorry.
I was just guessing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, to be fair, I'm not really a fashion person.
Jeez, someone with light skin, I'm kind of big on TikTok.
I do IRL streams.
Are you best friends with a person?
No.
No?
No.
Do I have curly hair?
No.
Do I have curly hair?
Yes.
I have curly hair?
Yes.
Alright, did I get married?
Uh...
No, not yet.
Judy!
Hey!
Wait, oh my god.
I've never done it.
You said I'm not in an org? Which counts as a gaming group, right?
I'm not in a gaming group? What the fuck?
What the heck? I'm so bad at this game!
Um, okay, um, um, um, have I, have I collaborated with this person recently?
Uh...
No.
Who's it?
Guess, guess, at least one person.
One, one guess.
I like skin and curly hair. Curly hair?
Not a gamer. Not a gamer?
Oh! Um, Brayden. Wait, he's white. He's so white, actually. Never mind.
You try to think of someone I don't really know. Like in the USA? The USA stream room?
It's throwing like the black that's- Just had a baby.
Why was I about to say E-Rom?
What the fuck?
Just had a baby?
Just had a baby.
Oh! Dante?
No.
Alright, you have to guess this.
Oh, he- oh wait.
No, girl was pregnant, not baby.
Just had a baby.
Just like just had one.
Yes.
Tyler won.
Prozone stream?
Shit.
I mean, you don't know what this is.
Proposal was on stream.
Proposal?
The proposal was on stream at university?
Nope.
Give me another hint.
He was on inside?
He was on inside.
My season?
Yep.
My season of inside.
Oh, he was inside USA? Oh, I thought you meant like he was in the USA. Yeah, inside USA.
Inside USA season two, the one I hosted. He was there. And he just had a baby. And he
got proposed, he proposed on stream.
Come on. Come on, Ray. You got this.
I know I got this. I got this. Um, it's not Zach Justice. It's not Sketch. Who knows what
Come on come on come on
That's not right the white Howard Howard he farted a lot. I didn't know that yeah, he did it was crazy
Come on. You got this. I can't remember
Oh my god, he's a rapper he's made songs that hit
He had a hit song where I show speed
What was that?
That was a rapper?
He left a content group.
What's the first letter?
J.
Oh!
J... J... J... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
J... J... S... Cinco.
Yes!
Yes, it's J. Cinco.
Okay, okay, okay.
I just had a baby with that beautiful Lala.
Yeah, okay, okay.
That's coming, that's coming.
So, yeah, please.
I hear that you knew him.
We definitely, we've never spoken.
But I definitely, I recognize him from Lala.
Uh...
He wasn't my season?
Yes!
He was?
Yes!
I don't remember.
Damn.
I'm sorry, J. Cinco.
Damn.
Congrats on the baby though.
Well, that was fun. That was fun. We suck. We suck. I learned that we suck. Let's say it one more.
Okay, redemption, redemption. All the marbles. I want to be honest. We had a card. We had a card.
They dropped everywhere. Yeah, where'd they go? They dropped on the ground and everywhere.
Wow, that has to be such a hard watch. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm not gonna lie.
Only had four cards saw no no we had a lot of cards, but they fell on the ground because it was on pick them up
They said
But your chest so funny
How about
Where did you drop them?
How about I mean I have one card I could pull for you. No, we both have to do it
And did it fall on crack?
Nope, I don't know where Phil
Just write a name
This is Gigi's chat, this is Gigi's chat, let YBG pick, how would YBG pick?
The only way would, like if you hold a picture up on your phone with your head but then it's like you have to search up the name, you just jump into it.
Uh, notes app. Okay.
But it's not the same with all the photo.
Oh, I just locked it.
Dude, that was supposed to be for you.
She just locked.
I was just, oh.
Phone pick.
I think you'd have to do one more.
Have you seen it?
Have you looked at this art?
Oh, you did?
Oh, my God.
All right, all right, all right.
How about this?
Oh, my God.
How about you pick a photo of my phone,
and then give it to me,
and then he'll pick a photo on your phone.
Okay.
on your phone one more one and more marbles not an each me streamer webg
not nice not nice yeah cuz I'm that we're bad download the picture no no just
just just put Google it and go to images all right we're gonna have to hold it
straight-up that
okay very good
yeah
there you go
there you go, perfect
that's great
oh
okay
oh, my busy
okay
any streamer rocks, guys?
I'm sorry. No, you're good coffee. Okay. No cheating. All right. All right. Um, okay,
Am I girl no, okay, and my am I girl no, okay?
Am I gamer yes, really yes, hmm am I gamer a speedrun this shit?
Yeah, okay like that's our content is gaming
It's like it's more IRL no
I'd say he would definitely think gamer
Oh, really?
Yes.
Okay.
Am I white?
As fuck.
Okay.
Am I Ludwig?
No.
Am I in a content or group?
No.
Okay.
Do I co-op this person often?
I would say no.
No?
No.
Why are you smiling over there?
Um, um, am I chopped?
No?
What do you mean by chopped?
Conventionally ugly.
Um, I would not say I am attracted to this person.
Okay
So she he's chopped
Well, I was wondering if you meant like they they down glowed
Is that what chopped is like chopped is like chopped is just straight up is ugly
Oh
Because they always call you get chopped so I thought it was cuz he
Know he's a chopped just straight up
By hard to look at
Um
So I don't call this person off. I'm a gamer. I'm super white
And I'm a dude
Are you best friends with person? No, no
Job art
I love him, he's sick, I can't remember.
Do I gamble?
Probably, I think so.
Okay.
Do I play only shooting games?
I would say, yeah.
Am I GenC?
No.
Am I, tell the one?
No.
Am I, uh, okay.
Uh, am, am, love a gambling deal.
No, I don't think so.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Here we go.
Uh.
Am, do I have glasses?
No.
Am I black?
No.
Um.
Does have a gambling deal.
Oh, he does! Oh, interesting!
Hmm...
Wait, Lacey?
Wait, I'll say Convin' over to her.
Okay.
He has a gambling deal?
Oh, wow.
Um...
What the hell is this?
No, you don't.
How are we doing better?
Uh...
I...
I mean, you might.
You might.
Okay, um, do I...
Am I married or engaged I think so yeah
I think so I'm pretty sure
Yes
Am I fat
Like like in my in my
Like abs do I am I over 25% body fat
Wait, you think so?
Tim the Tapman
No!
Fuck!
No!
He doesn't have a gambling deal!
Yes he does!
Tim the Tapman gables!
I didn't know he had a gambling deal either.
That's why I was like, you didn't know that...
Am I?
Am I ex-GC?
Am I?
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think she gets that.
What?!
I don't think she gets that.
I think she'll be like, oh my god!
That's why it's a good thing
Am I super am I super?
No, no, no, is it super niche like no is this someone as nice. It's not okay. Am I niche?
Am I popular I?
You're popular, but I also think it is a little niche for real. Yeah, GGs
You'll get it if you ask the right questions
Am I, am I, do I stream every day?
No, you don't.
Am I, am I bald?
No.
Fuck!
Am I bald?
No.
Am, am I, um...
Fuck this game.
Yeah, holy shit, we're so assed at this.
Do I ever IRL stream?
No.
No?
Never.
Never?
And I'm... and I'm married?
Yep.
And I... and I'm not Northern Lankes, I'm not bald.
No.
And I'm... and I game only.
And I... and I've guessed all... I've guessed so many people that I'm not any of them.
What the fuck?
I don't think you're gonna get him.
What?
Fuck.
Can't believe it.
Brother, am I ex-QC?
No, you're not ex-QC.
Am I? Am I?
Oh my god, I generally don't know.
Yeah, I feel good. Let me go talk to him.
I'm not gonna lie, I give up.
There's good questions you guys can ask.
Refute questions that you guys before.
Is this person someone I've guessed today?
No.
Shit!
That's a good question. I'm gonna copy it. Have I? Nah, I don't get it. I got all the rules.
Um...
Did I blow up recently?
No.
Did I blow up recently?
No.
Wait, you did guess this person before.
He did?
Yeah.
Oh, I did?
I don't even remember.
And I'm white as hell?
Yep.
You know this person very well.
You...
know this person for sure.
Yeah.
I'll put on a takeout.
I'm not Ludwig. I'm not Ludwig. And I'm white. And I only game. And I'm married. And I'm not bald. And I'm not...
I know who it is.
Am I Tim?
No.
Wait, is someone I know well?
Wait who?
Am I superhero past 1am?
What? What does that mean?
Los Paulos. No. Oh. Fuck!
God! You know I thought he had it for a second.
Oh my god! What? How?
Um... I'm getting fresher. Wait, this is somewhere I know really well but I haven't
collabed with recently.
What? It's Ninja!
It's gambling deal, like what's gambling deal?
The only thing about the gambling deal is that I didn't even know they had a gambling deal
either.
That's what I'm saying, popular on TikTok, I would consider him a gamer.
He has a gambling deal on the side, like what?
Maybe try to figure out their personality.
Alright, alright.
I've ran out of white men to guess.
It's a sports betting deal.
Okay.
Oh!
Um...
I feel like that was a really good hit.
Sketch?
What the f-
That was a bad hit!
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, give me a similar hit.
Give me a similar pep hit.
I ain't a lie.
Yeah, no, that was...
That was a very specific...
Okay.
He owns an orc.
Oh, me shots?
That was just literally telling her the answer.
Oh, it's a nade shot.
Wow.
A mickey.
I'm not gonna lie.
I was never going to guess nade shot.
I don't think I would have never guessed nade shot as well.
Wow, we're horrible.
But it's OK.
We did it.
Wow.
I'm never doing that shit again.
You need a different game.
Ooh, charades.
of raising the make-back yeah yeah yeah it'd be so funny yeah all right well that
concludes make-back Monday on a Tuesday with Valkyrie chat thanks for having me
thank you for coming on thanks for answering my questions thank you for
he's an even worse driver okay go fuck yourself um this is amazing this is
amazing um by BG if you could just like point point the camera down
a quick pull?
Uh...
That was probably a hard watch, huh, Chad?
Was that a brief one?
Yeah, it looks perfect.
Alright, alright.
Shabber to drop off, right?
Thank you for coming.
Yeah!
I'm glad we finally...
Listen, I really wasn't trying to avoid it.
I just didn't know when.
No, no, I know.
I know.
Trust me, I know.
But now I know.
You're very busy.
Like, you're onto movies and shit.
It's just...
The schedule changes so much.
It's crazy.
glad we did it and I will I'll just you know I'll text you let me know every time
oh yeah sure yeah listen you did me a paper now you owe me I owe you I owe you
so hit me would have let me know okay are you good at fortnight I'm great at
four actually I'm pretty shit really I'm not gonna lie compared to like the
four-night players nowadays and the 13 year olds on the sticks nowadays I'm
shit okay because there is an upcoming tournament
Jinx he's won was that announced yeah it's on the 20th oh I didn't know it was
leaked yeah I'm looking for a duo but hey I'm down to play yeah but I feel like
you probably need a pro right so you call me dog sure you sure well you just
said your ass I mean I mean I'm shit but I'm probably better than the pool
That's in that's in a tournament like I don't know if did he announce who's in the tournament chair apparently
There's a lot of people in the Twitter group, but it looks like a lot of people are
Is this like a whole I think it's a whole hundred people lobby. Wait, that's gonna be cinnamon. There are no pros
Okay, there are that's gonna be but there's people that are playing that are like really good on it Lacey or down there fucking pro
Yeah, are you kidding me? They're gonna be the best.
Jamsuna, because we don't want to leak her address.
Yeah, we're... we're heading home.
Oh, they have to play controller. Oh my god, we're gonna win nothing.
I'm gonna win nothing.
They have to use the opposite.
You have to see who's in it.
Okay, that's actually fair.
Wait, we're gonna win. Good goatee.
You really said we?
I think you should grow it out as long as possible so that when you do get rid of it, people will be like, oh my god, glow up!
You know what I mean? So it's like, you're preparing for the future content.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let it, you know.
So it's like you take it right now you take it, but then when you shave it. Oh my god
Everyone's gonna be hard eyes hard eyes everywhere in China
Right here's cool. Yeah, you used to get way more hard eyes in your chat. I didn't see a single one today
Yeah, it's cuz of when I start my stream they usually go off-notice game
All right, let me help you with your bag.
Yeah, oh, thank you.
Jason, thank you for the gift.
Of course.
Bye, Chad.
Thanks for having me.
Your streamer is a good egg.
I'm coming.
It's good seeing you.
Bye-bye.
Oh, yeah, it's looking out.
Um, okay.
No, I'm gonna drink it.
All right, thanks.
Bye.
Thanks, man.
Come on.
Hey.
Whoo.
W was in a shot.
Shouted to Ray.
But I'm not going lying.
Everybody tripping, man.
Why they saying YBG sob?
What?
Is this it by Ray?
right whoa how's that a saba moment
put it on purpose for what is this anybody available to model my new
merch on 29th this month YBG bro you run his tape dude what the how old is that
Tony Tony
You want to pull up in the backseat? Yeah
Save it for the car review
whether I'm not saving the shit I promise you I'm not I might just trim my
little whiskers you know but that's about it and I'm like well not trimming
this shit where do you where we have to trust the process in life you know that
it's first the process wait see you matter if I get the charger in the front
fix camera yo I'm a piece of camera too
now I gotta read off the Android dude
thank you dude
made back Monday huh we are back we're so back
let it go out people saying shave I've never had any type of hair on their
face backs bro they take full the baby process is so child
but that's what I'm saying, we just got a trust-it process to check, we gotta trust it
Valkyrie is black
Yo bro, you literally sat him
You really saw him sat there?
Oh shit, we got him there
I
See this why we should have fixed it, and then I came back here. Oh, yeah, we're back. We're back. I fixed it
I literally pressed the right button
all right
What do you even do what do you mean?
Hey, yes, sir, we are
My name is YBG
Guys
You may cut I might get a cut today
This dude is homing me
For the longest time is like no haircut. I want to get a haircut
And then gets a haircut
when
He has a fucking date because we ever do we'd be like why don't you get a haircut bro?
Why don't you get a haircut? I'm like who am I looking good for bro? I gotta look good for someone
Alright, alright.
You see?
You see how that shit makes sense?
Yeah it makes sense, bro.
So yeah, we're getting a haircut today, yeah.
First time in three months.
So you still watch the Spider-Man?
No.
What you watching?
I'm watching Idiots.
Oh yeah.
Then we're getting an ice cream after.
Thanks.
Ray is just great Bob's man I really watched this entire stream crazy says
Silky
Hey, this dude really trying to land like a lap or server
Oh Jerry Jerry Jerry whoa Jerry Jerry good you could formulate a sentence today
Hey chat, how was my Mayback Monday interviewer skills? Did it get better? Yeah, it's pretty good. Did it get better or what are you thinking?
Your streamer guessing was pretty horrible. My streamer guessing was different.
Better? Yeah, yeah, I took advice from Ludwig, you know, there's questions that I read down, but some of them I just went off the head, bro.
Dude, what's the one with all the head? I don't even remember, I was just going with the flow.
Damn, but I actually see natural from the fun scene.
Thank you, man. Thank you. I'm trying to try to get better
Transitions were shit kill yourself. Oh, there you go. Yeah, you kind of did transition pretty poorly
No, I was like speaking of this and no, she says I'm super sad
You're like, I don't even know what to say about that like you tweeted I worked at game star
But I genuinely don't know I like I always kind of like stun
Yeah, you know it's kind of like a bomb on me and I try to relate but I can't relate so I
Don't know how to transition there, bro. Like, you know what you did well, okay? You did okay. I'm just a baby, bro
I understand 22t. No, I understand bro
It's like someone's like, yeah, yeah, this is happening. I don't even say that
You tweeted you were working game stuff or some shit like you're ready to quit, right?
Fuck you, bro. Fuck you
That's my new lab. Whoa, you're looking at me like I'm crazy
Bye, I love chat
That should say one hour drive home, bro. It's like we got a road trip. Let's know and that looks like
Road trip camping will be the next train
Oh wait, when is that?
Um, on the 5th.
Oh.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I mean I might boot up in between then, but if I don't, that'll
be my next stream.
Um, definitely do want to play 2K though.
No, I definitely boot up before then.
What day is it today?
The first, second, third, fourth, fifth.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll definitely boot up.
Probably tomorrow, the next day.
Um.
But
Yemen
No, no, I'm not doing four-day break brown. I'll definitely stream
Cuz I definitely got to do the 2k face cam that one's a free clip, bro
All right, they always blushing my face for some reason. That's it
No, I'm not a lie. They've been making you look one to one of your character one to one of your fucking
But tomorrow night record
car vid me you off stream on some on some of me shit and then oh yeah we do
that there today so Wednesday so that's tomorrow Wednesday tomorrow yeah I
didn't even notice but I'm afraid I'm already Marlon I'm Ray Marlon Ray Marlon
because they're doing their marathon bro by the way they never finish finishing that shoot
but go show Marlon some love bro love Marlon a death man I think he got mad at me the other day
because I'm welcome up with water but you know it's just content
great shoot today W makeback Monday I love ya thank y'all for being understanding as well
slash rape Marlon outro song
poppy swan
I don't know man I heard you.
WMG, WT, W, W's in the chat, appreciate y'all man, I'm out bro, a little short stream for
y'all, great May back Monday, I'll see y'all probably the following day, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.