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You chopped either way why one side darker than the other?"}, {"start": 239.24, "end": 241.24, "text": " What does that even mean bro?"}, {"start": 242.96, "end": 246.62, "text": " Well, that's cuz the lighting that's cuz the lighting bro"}, {"start": 262.58, "end": 275.76, "text": " It's the lighting bro dang uneven fade okay, bro. Let me let me fix this shit"}, {"start": 277.4, "end": 283.97999999999996, "text": " I'm not top bro. This is a regular haircut. Okay. It's just the lighting is fucked up"}, {"start": 284.21999999999997, "end": 289.96, "text": " Please go back to another Barbara pull us to eat Saeed. Should I just get mohawk, bro?"}, {"start": 289.96, "end": 294.12, "text": " Does the lighting make you, all right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 294.12, "end": 296.28, "text": " You have ants on your face."}, {"start": 296.28, "end": 299.56, "text": " Bruh, bruh, let me tell y'all something, man, all right?"}, {"start": 299.56, "end": 301.52, "text": " To glow up, you gotta glow down."}, {"start": 301.52, "end": 305.12, "text": " And right now, I'm on my glow down arc, all right?"}, {"start": 305.12, "end": 306.52, "text": " And it's gonna take like, bro,"}, {"start": 306.52, "end": 310.28, "text": " probably like a month and I'm back in shape, bro."}, {"start": 310.28, "end": 311.9, "text": " Because haircuts, you know haircuts,"}, {"start": 311.9, "end": 314.28, "text": " you gotta let them marinate, especially, you know,"}, {"start": 314.28, "end": 316.08, "text": " my type of hair, you gotta let it marinate"}, {"start": 316.08, "end": 318.03999999999996, "text": " for like about a week or two."}, {"start": 318.04, "end": 320.5, "text": " and then I'm back to, and I'm good, okay?"}, {"start": 323.84000000000003, "end": 326.88, "text": " But my goatee, my shit coming in, bro!"}, {"start": 326.88, "end": 329.46000000000004, "text": " My shit will be fine!"}, {"start": 329.46000000000004, "end": 332.40000000000003, "text": " His cut was not this bad yesterday."}, {"start": 334.48, "end": 337.88, "text": " God, why do I have that haircut on?"}, {"start": 337.88, "end": 339.76, "text": " God, there's something wrong."}, {"start": 339.76, "end": 342.96000000000004, "text": " Yo, something is wrong with me, bro!"}, {"start": 342.96000000000004, "end": 345.08000000000004, "text": " I look good in this, dude!"}, {"start": 345.08, "end": 350.08, "text": " Oh bro, Allah ya'll finished."}, {"start": 352.08, "end": 354.32, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 356.76, "end": 358.64, "text": " You got a helmet hair now, bro."}, {"start": 358.64, "end": 359.47999999999996, "text": " I don't even know what I mean."}, {"start": 359.47999999999996, "end": 360.32, "text": " Kill your brother."}, {"start": 360.32, "end": 361.15999999999997, "text": " Whatever, whatever."}, {"start": 361.15999999999997, "end": 362.0, "text": " Get it all out, man."}, {"start": 362.0, "end": 365.44, "text": " All right, listen, we gotta stay at the stream started, okay?"}, {"start": 365.44, "end": 369.15999999999997, "text": " Today, we will be gaming."}, {"start": 369.15999999999997, "end": 370.64, "text": " Okay, yes."}, {"start": 370.64, "end": 372.15999999999997, "text": " Long awaited gaming stream."}, {"start": 372.16, "end": 376.52000000000004, "text": " I will be gaming with Ron, Jinxie, and Laze."}, {"start": 376.52000000000004, "end": 380.68, "text": " I'll be playing and finishing How to Fish, OK?"}, {"start": 380.68, "end": 381.96000000000004, "text": " We'll be doing that today."}, {"start": 381.96000000000004, "end": 384.68, "text": " I'll probably do that in like an hour or so."}, {"start": 384.68, "end": 388.76000000000005, "text": " And then after, I mean, Adapt asked me,"}, {"start": 388.76000000000005, "end": 391.64000000000004, "text": " but he wanted to do Rice and Crackers again."}, {"start": 391.64000000000004, "end": 393.28000000000003, "text": " So I wanted to do that."}, {"start": 393.28000000000003, "end": 395.44000000000005, "text": " But I asked him what time he wanted to do it,"}, {"start": 395.44000000000005, "end": 397.08000000000004, "text": " and he did not reply."}, {"start": 397.08, "end": 401.24, "text": " So, hopefully after, because the Dappie booted up later in the day,"}, {"start": 402.35999999999996, "end": 405.88, "text": " hopefully after we finish gaming, we go IRL, hop in the kitchen,"}, {"start": 406.28, "end": 407.64, "text": " and do some rice and crackers."}, {"start": 408.68, "end": 411.71999999999997, "text": " No pixel, I want to do no pixel as well."}, {"start": 412.12, "end": 416.36, "text": " I downloaded 5M, I also downloaded 2K, just in case a Dapp does not, like,"}, {"start": 417.08, "end": 417.79999999999995, "text": " trying to stream."}, {"start": 418.32, "end": 421.08, "text": " So, yeah, we can do the face scan today."}, {"start": 421.12, "end": 425.88, "text": " I got the chomp filter on today, so maybe the 2K face scan."}, {"start": 426.48, "end": 432.4, "text": " Shit will be funny did no pixel. Did you get an invite? Wait, hold on. I gotta get an invite it asked"}, {"start": 433.64, "end": 435.64, "text": " What you mean, I gotta get an invite, bro"}, {"start": 440.0, "end": 442.0, "text": " What you mean, I gotta get an invite, bro"}, {"start": 446.32, "end": 450.92, "text": " It's whiteless error, bro, I I played no pixel before I"}, {"start": 450.92, "end": 456.64000000000004, "text": " I played a no pixel you too ugly to get invited. Oh God you're weird, bro"}, {"start": 458.92, "end": 460.92, "text": " Okay, and you're a good thing"}, {"start": 461.6, "end": 463.6, "text": " It's a new server"}, {"start": 463.76, "end": 467.28000000000003, "text": " Okay, so I gotta I gotta get invited"}, {"start": 467.92, "end": 470.26, "text": " Who do I ask to get invited male?"}, {"start": 473.24, "end": 478.40000000000003, "text": " You low-key look kind of tough you look older and more mature"}, {"start": 478.40000000000003, "end": 489.44000000000005, "text": " bro thank you thank you bro some way mods mod mod this guy bro matter of fact"}, {"start": 489.44000000000005, "end": 496.16, "text": " matter of fact what is it but what is this we need you man try thank you"}, {"start": 496.16, "end": 502.48, "text": " seriously seriously I'm not a mod you aren't anything because thank you"}, {"start": 502.48, "end": 506.90000000000003, "text": " It's not my all it's the other weird. Let's see male"}, {"start": 509.78000000000003, "end": 516.4200000000001, "text": " So that we could do made back Monday, and it was so much fun, although I feel like I"}, {"start": 517.4200000000001, "end": 519.4200000000001, "text": " Feel like I"}, {"start": 520.14, "end": 523.34, "text": " Yeah, she did has booted up right after made back Monday"}, {"start": 524.3000000000001, "end": 528.34, "text": " That's kind of fire. Um, I kind of stun locked him a little bit"}, {"start": 528.34, "end": 536.34, "text": " Um, every time I talked about death and dying, he kind of freezes up, you know?"}, {"start": 536.34, "end": 539.34, "text": " Yeah, I-I-I did, yeah."}, {"start": 539.34, "end": 540.34, "text": " I-I don't know, where-where."}, {"start": 540.34, "end": 544.34, "text": " I feel like that-this may be my day, I learned a lot from the last one."}, {"start": 544.34, "end": 553.34, "text": " You know, I just don't know what to really say or how to transition out of that death, death part."}, {"start": 553.34, "end": 561.0600000000001, "text": " like he would kind of he would kind of like not know what to say at all and so"}, {"start": 561.0600000000001, "end": 567.62, "text": " it was kind of funny because I was like curious like how he would like what he"}, {"start": 567.62, "end": 575.74, "text": " would say you panic yeah but it was it was very cute he's a baby yo I'm bro I"}, {"start": 575.74, "end": 581.1800000000001, "text": " gotta I'm a grown ass man I'm tired as baby ag baby Jason he's just a baby bro"}, {"start": 581.1800000000001, "end": 586.34, "text": " I'm not 19 no more. I'm 22 team. I'm a grown-ass man. You see the face away on my face, right?"}, {"start": 586.4200000000001, "end": 589.6400000000001, "text": " You see the face away on my face, right? I'm not a baby. You want my grown-ass man?"}, {"start": 593.6600000000001, "end": 597.74, "text": " And bro, not a baby like grown-ass man 22"}, {"start": 601.6600000000001, "end": 606.1400000000001, "text": " All I see is ants crawling on your top live. Oh god, bro. Yeah, I gotta stop. Yeah, I gotta stop"}, {"start": 606.3800000000001, "end": 609.24, "text": " You really tougher way to two pay nowadays. Okay"}, {"start": 609.24, "end": 614.24, "text": " Okay, okay, weak ass, okay, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 614.24, "end": 615.8, "text": " Bro, but yeah, shot to rate, man."}, {"start": 615.8, "end": 619.44, "text": " She's super nice, super interactive,"}, {"start": 619.44, "end": 622.28, "text": " every phone answered the questions very well."}, {"start": 622.28, "end": 624.96, "text": " She's a great guest, you know, a lot of respect for rate."}, {"start": 624.96, "end": 626.5600000000001, "text": " But I will say this, y'all, chat."}, {"start": 626.5600000000001, "end": 629.24, "text": " Who do y'all want on the next May back Monday?"}, {"start": 629.24, "end": 630.08, "text": " Who do y'all want?"}, {"start": 630.08, "end": 635.08, "text": " Also, I'm looking for,"}, {"start": 636.36, "end": 637.96, "text": " God, every time I full screen, bro,"}, {"start": 637.96, "end": 642.24, "text": " That was good, Joe Bart, I would love to do a Joe Bart."}, {"start": 642.24, "end": 644.1600000000001, "text": " I would love to get Kai, I'd love to get Speed,"}, {"start": 644.1600000000001, "end": 648.1600000000001, "text": " I'd love to get CR7, yeah bro, good, good, yep."}, {"start": 650.2, "end": 652.62, "text": " Ryan Higa, I would love to get Ryan Higa."}, {"start": 653.8000000000001, "end": 655.3000000000001, "text": " You fistban yourself."}, {"start": 658.82, "end": 661.32, "text": " YBG, Silky?"}, {"start": 661.32, "end": 665.44, "text": " Yo Silky bro, oh no, not 60 bro, 60 got partnered bro."}, {"start": 665.44, "end": 667.72, "text": " I see you got partnered, hey 60 bro."}, {"start": 667.72, "end": 672.72, "text": " Congratulations. I'll be tuning in, dude. Congratulations on final, dude."}, {"start": 675.72, "end": 678.72, "text": " Get yo' Viber on Mayberry Monday. I got some questions."}, {"start": 684.72, "end": 691.72, "text": " Need a job opportunity chat. Man, it's all the watchers in the chat."}, {"start": 691.72, "end": 696.52, "text": " I am looking for a new Tik Tok editor, okay?"}, {"start": 696.52, "end": 704.12, "text": " My current one Breathe is super good, but college is starting soon, so I need an editor."}, {"start": 704.12, "end": 705.12, "text": " He let me know."}, {"start": 705.12, "end": 706.72, "text": " He's like, yo, I ain't gonna lie, bro."}, {"start": 706.72, "end": 707.9200000000001, "text": " I gotta go to school."}, {"start": 707.9200000000001, "end": 714.1600000000001, "text": " I can't focus on this anymore or not as much as I used to, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 714.1600000000001, "end": 721.12, "text": " Everyone spamming me, listen, DMs are open, post in the comm, you're edit, maybe some"}, {"start": 721.12, "end": 726.48, "text": " stats of your tiktok if you're like a tiktok fan account post it in the"}, {"start": 726.48, "end": 732.6, "text": " com I'll look throughout the com or hit my mods or get in contact with me"}, {"start": 732.6, "end": 739.12, "text": " somehow go on Instagram hit me on Instagram a kaijuri brother brother"}, {"start": 739.12, "end": 745.36, "text": " kaijuri shout out to kaijuri but kaijuri is that completely but honestly if a"}, {"start": 745.36, "end": 751.96, "text": " A Kyjury is good at like the editing style that, you know, streamer, TikTok, editing style."}, {"start": 751.96, "end": 755.76, "text": " If he's good at that, then I'll be down, but like, he be doing this tracks."}, {"start": 760.76, "end": 763.76, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 767.76, "end": 771.16, "text": " This tracks? I mean, their straps, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fine."}, {"start": 773.46, "end": 774.46, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 775.36, "end": 782.54, "text": " no bro listen oh my bro whatever me need more man chat anymore man wasn't live"}, {"start": 782.54, "end": 791.46, "text": " yesterday because I was filming my the core video okay I officially gotten the"}, {"start": 791.46, "end": 793.7, "text": " car"}, {"start": 793.7, "end": 800.82, "text": " We're real coming soon, okay?"}, {"start": 800.82, "end": 811.1400000000001, "text": " It's gonna be about about a week, okay, because it's got to come, it's got to come, Jack."}, {"start": 811.1400000000001, "end": 812.1400000000001, "text": " It's got to be about a week."}, {"start": 812.1400000000001, "end": 817.62, "text": " Alright, I know, I know, I know, oh my god, bruh."}, {"start": 817.62, "end": 822.3000000000001, "text": " It's gonna take a week, maybe like four or five days, okay?"}, {"start": 822.3000000000001, "end": 824.3000000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 826.98, "end": 828.98, "text": " Huge male"}, {"start": 829.82, "end": 838.22, "text": " Stop stalling me. Yo, stop. Can we not make this like the thing like way back in the brawl on days it was"}, {"start": 839.58, "end": 846.0600000000001, "text": " That one Drake song now is this shit. I'm 13 minutes. It's my fucking stream. Go fuck yourself, buddy"}, {"start": 846.0600000000001, "end": 854.1800000000001, "text": " Mother I'm not putting this shit on my head dude. Alright, I'm not putting it on. I'm not use if bro"}, {"start": 854.94, "end": 860.4200000000001, "text": " I'm not insecure about my hair. Okay. I'll show it off. It'll grow back its hair"}, {"start": 866.5400000000001, "end": 871.74, "text": " Epic calls out the core boys. Wow, this is this is male for sure"}, {"start": 871.74, "end": 879.38, "text": " Epic calls out the core boys for wasting 20 million on LA content house just to not do group content"}, {"start": 879.7, "end": 884.1, "text": " Warning cat itch mid-video crying emoji skull emoji"}, {"start": 884.66, "end": 889.66, "text": " Alrighty disappointed. I'll say that asked this one. What does that mean cat itch?"}, {"start": 893.46, "end": 896.46, "text": " What though oh shit hold on I got it"}, {"start": 899.3, "end": 901.3, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 901.74, "end": 902.74, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 904.64, "end": 906.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 910.24, "end": 911.24, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 911.24, "end": 913.24, "text": " Oh shit, hold on, I got it."}, {"start": 916.24, "end": 917.24, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 917.24, "end": 920.74, "text": " Hey, well, don't judge me on that, I scratched with my foot, okay?"}, {"start": 920.74, "end": 925.74, "text": " Do not judge me on that, and I swear if anyone clipped that, I swear whatever, I'll do not."}, {"start": 925.74, "end": 927.24, "text": " Alright, anyway."}, {"start": 928.24, "end": 929.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 929.24, "end": 938.24, "text": " Besides streaming though, the core board is, look, I'm not hating on them, okay?"}, {"start": 938.24, "end": 944.24, "text": " I'm just saying that they need to actually do a group stream, like all of them."}, {"start": 944.24, "end": 950.24, "text": " Like Silky, Marlin, Ron, all of them, a group stream."}, {"start": 950.24, "end": 953.24, "text": " Because lately they've been doing separate streams."}, {"start": 953.24, "end": 964.24, "text": " I'm like, I am besides the caretaker series, but I'm saying like in general, they made a whole house for the group."}, {"start": 964.24, "end": 965.24, "text": " We didn't make the house."}, {"start": 965.24, "end": 968.24, "text": " We used that house for the streams."}, {"start": 968.24, "end": 970.24, "text": " I thought we were racists."}, {"start": 970.24, "end": 972.24, "text": " But do group streams ever happen?"}, {"start": 972.24, "end": 979.24, "text": " Like, you're a group. If you're gonna do these whole streams, what's the point of the group?"}, {"start": 979.24, "end": 984.74, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, he's spitting, bro. You know what I mean? I ain't lying, he's spitting, chat."}, {"start": 988.24, "end": 990.74, "text": " I came in live, bro. You know, Epic."}, {"start": 992.24, "end": 994.74, "text": " I've seen some other shit on my timeline about Epic, bro."}, {"start": 995.24, "end": 997.24, "text": " He's spitting. He did that spitting."}, {"start": 997.24, "end": 1000.74, "text": " Sell group streams. You know, it takes six to take over, right, chat?"}, {"start": 1000.74, "end": 1002.24, "text": " You guys got your YouTube?"}, {"start": 1002.24, "end": 1008.74, "text": " Yeah, but I do agree, bro. I do want to get at least one group stream, or maybe two, before the shooting awards."}, {"start": 1009.24, "end": 1016.76, "text": " But, yeah, hire him as a content manager."}, {"start": 1016.76, "end": 1021.92, "text": " Honestly bro, Epic, we might need you as a content manager because bro, we just need"}, {"start": 1021.92, "end": 1022.92, "text": " more."}, {"start": 1022.92, "end": 1026.84, "text": " We need to add a person to our empire, the core empire."}, {"start": 1026.84, "end": 1027.84, "text": " So, epic."}, {"start": 1027.84, "end": 1034.32, "text": " Man, I'll see you in another video and get in contact with Betsy."}, {"start": 1034.32, "end": 1037.32, "text": " Let's make it happen bro, let's add you to the team."}, {"start": 1037.32, "end": 1045.3999999999999, "text": " Male!"}, {"start": 1045.3999999999999, "end": 1047.84, "text": " My Dua of the Year!"}, {"start": 1047.84, "end": 1062.6, "text": " Dua Demon emojis, demon emojis!"}, {"start": 1062.6, "end": 1066.6, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1066.6, "end": 1071.6, "text": " What, like what, like what, like what, bro?"}, {"start": 1071.7199999999998, "end": 1073.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1073.0, "end": 1074.08, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 1075.1599999999999, "end": 1076.84, "text": " What is that, Eddie, bro?"}, {"start": 1076.84, "end": 1080.24, "text": " But yeah, hey, Drew X Jason for doing the year."}, {"start": 1080.24, "end": 1081.86, "text": " GG camping stream?"}, {"start": 1087.3999999999999, "end": 1089.3999999999999, "text": " Holy fucking slob."}, {"start": 1091.28, "end": 1093.28, "text": " Let's see this shit, man."}, {"start": 1093.28, "end": 1095.28, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1108.36, "end": 1111.24, "text": " He didn't even do it or is like"}, {"start": 1112.36, "end": 1119.6, "text": " Tomorrow oh tomorrow at 2 p.m. Oh, I thought it was just D to like run 26 miles"}, {"start": 1119.6000000000001, "end": 1125.6000000000001, "text": " Why clouds are you back?"}, {"start": 1133.8400000000001, "end": 1137.2600000000002, "text": " Way we bad we bad we go we go we go we go I"}, {"start": 1142.88, "end": 1147.44, "text": " Don't understand why the point two and why 26 why so specific?"}, {"start": 1149.6000000000001, "end": 1151.6000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1156.64, "end": 1158.64, "text": " Cuz that's a marathon"}, {"start": 1169.16, "end": 1171.5200000000002, "text": " You know what I hate Jason the weaned"}, {"start": 1173.44, "end": 1175.44, "text": " Every time I met him such a sweet guy"}, {"start": 1179.6000000000001, "end": 1186.2800000000002, "text": " Oh my god, he does those push-ups. He has those my full dog arms. I am retreating bro. He's not even like"}, {"start": 1187.1200000000001, "end": 1190.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, why are you retweeting bitch?"}, {"start": 1191.6000000000001, "end": 1194.7600000000002, "text": " He's not saying in a bad way bro. He's talking about my elbows. Oh"}, {"start": 1196.2800000000002, "end": 1201.16, "text": " Under by people that are double-jointed double-jointed deserve to be treated like X-men put him in"}, {"start": 1202.16, "end": 1204.1200000000001, "text": " a"}, {"start": 1204.1200000000001, "end": 1207.5600000000002, "text": " You're like James Ray the bald paraplegic professor. Oh my god"}, {"start": 1208.0600000000002, "end": 1211.8600000000001, "text": " I mean he does those push-ups and he literally turns into an English bulldog"}, {"start": 1211.8600000000001, "end": 1216.3600000000001, "text": " Yes, I see a I see a double join it and do the eyelid flutes of the same"}, {"start": 1216.3600000000001, "end": 1219.64, "text": " Oh, no, they worship we do boards what an inhibitor in the back of their neck"}, {"start": 1221.24, "end": 1225.8400000000001, "text": " If you ever used to flip your thing and then play with a Ouija boy, I see that people are in jail"}, {"start": 1226.1200000000001, "end": 1229.16, "text": " Please don't like I'm not asking you don't speak to me. That's oh my god"}, {"start": 1229.16, "end": 1233.94, "text": " You never met a brother of mine that was double-jointed. Oh, I've met a lot of brothers with a lot of things"}, {"start": 1234.1200000000001, "end": 1237.1200000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, bro."}, {"start": 1237.1200000000001, "end": 1241.1200000000001, "text": " Dude, you're a disgusting human, bro."}, {"start": 1241.1200000000001, "end": 1243.1200000000001, "text": " You're not going to treat me like a customer."}, {"start": 1243.1200000000001, "end": 1244.1200000000001, "text": " You know, I'm an eating clip."}, {"start": 1244.1200000000001, "end": 1245.1200000000001, "text": " Hey, listen."}, {"start": 1245.1200000000001, "end": 1254.1200000000001, "text": " I have a lot of, you know, like strange things about myself,"}, {"start": 1254.1200000000001, "end": 1256.1200000000001, "text": " like my elbows on double-joining."}, {"start": 1256.1200000000001, "end": 1260.1200000000001, "text": " Honestly, that's literally it, bro."}, {"start": 1260.1200000000001, "end": 1262.1200000000001, "text": " I don't know why the fuck y'all are treating me like an"}, {"start": 1262.1200000000001, "end": 1267.92, "text": " search for rest of real big you know I'm saying my face my face is normal I go"}, {"start": 1267.92, "end": 1271.48, "text": " out in public and I literally get catcotted sometimes it literally"}, {"start": 1271.48, "end": 1274.92, "text": " happened on string to us I don't even I know you're about to spam the cat look"}, {"start": 1274.92, "end": 1278.92, "text": " your sideways emoji but it's the truth"}, {"start": 1280.3600000000001, "end": 1286.5200000000002, "text": " welcome to earth bro whatever all right what the fuck is this dude now oh god"}, {"start": 1286.52, "end": 1295.4, "text": " your room. Yeah, Wilbur bruh. It's nowhere near as bad, dude. Alright, so get the fuck off my dick."}, {"start": 1297.4, "end": 1304.12, "text": " Oh my god! Delete your barber. Oh, y'all are weird. Have you ever gotten a good haircut?"}, {"start": 1304.84, "end": 1310.84, "text": " Yo bro, yo bro, if I ever start talking about getting a haircut, grab a gun and blow my shit"}, {"start": 1310.84, "end": 1312.84, "text": " smooth off"}, {"start": 1312.84, "end": 1317.72, "text": " All right chat. I need y'all if I ever talk about getting a haircut"}, {"start": 1318.3999999999999, "end": 1323.24, "text": " Send an assassin to kill me and chop me up into tiny little pieces"}, {"start": 1323.8, "end": 1325.48, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 1325.48, "end": 1330.6399999999999, "text": " No more haircuts 2026. I'm done. I'm done. I"}, {"start": 1331.36, "end": 1336.9399999999998, "text": " Said no more tapers to guess what I got a fucking taper has not even faded properly on God. I should"}, {"start": 1340.84, "end": 1353.9199999999998, "text": " Bro, my shit ain't even fucking faded!"}, {"start": 1353.9199999999998, "end": 1357.08, "text": " Maybe you should stop dick writing YBG."}, {"start": 1357.08, "end": 1360.12, "text": " So because YBG got a haircut, y'all think I got a haircut?"}, {"start": 1360.12, "end": 1364.6, "text": " No, bro, because my hair was long and in my hair it was like damn, it was lucky heavy"}, {"start": 1364.6, "end": 1365.6, "text": " on top."}, {"start": 1365.6, "end": 1367.1599999999999, "text": " I'm gonna trim a little bit."}, {"start": 1367.16, "end": 1370.5600000000002, "text": " I asked for one inch off the top."}, {"start": 1370.5600000000002, "end": 1372.6000000000001, "text": " This guy's got a rubber slumped me out."}, {"start": 1380.3600000000001, "end": 1381.52, "text": " Illuminati mail."}, {"start": 1385.3200000000002, "end": 1387.0800000000002, "text": " Under President Trump, the United States"}, {"start": 1387.0800000000002, "end": 1390.24, "text": " will stand with the Jewish people."}, {"start": 1390.24, "end": 1393.3200000000002, "text": " We have implemented a vigorous new visa policy"}, {"start": 1393.3200000000002, "end": 1394.8200000000002, "text": " that will prevent foreign nationals"}, {"start": 1394.82, "end": 1400.1, "text": " coming to the United States to foment hatred against our Jewish community. We are holding"}, {"start": 1400.1, "end": 1406.34, "text": " international organizations. I can't fuck with this bro. Is this AI? Was that a real person?"}, {"start": 1406.34, "end": 1408.34, "text": " I don't know bro. He might be an alien"}, {"start": 1411.9399999999998, "end": 1413.9399999999998, "text": " This shit is straight out of a sitcom"}, {"start": 1426.62, "end": 1428.62, "text": " Just do the debt I'm never"}, {"start": 1436.34, "end": 1439.34, "text": " You guys are air-pussy, you're making a back-"}, {"start": 1439.34, "end": 1442.34, "text": " GO! GET! BACK!"}, {"start": 1444.34, "end": 1446.34, "text": " Wait, oh, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 1451.34, "end": 1453.34, "text": " You wanna put it in your phone, Rinky?"}, {"start": 1453.34, "end": 1455.34, "text": " No, man!"}, {"start": 1459.34, "end": 1461.34, "text": " Should I change my Rinkton?"}, {"start": 1461.34, "end": 1463.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1465.4199999999998, "end": 1470.3799999999999, "text": " Know you said to your barber that it was perfect at an end to nine a lot you got me bro"}, {"start": 1472.8999999999999, "end": 1474.8999999999999, "text": " Looked to myself in mirror"}, {"start": 1478.34, "end": 1483.26, "text": " All right, how much is it how much is it yo, I'll fuck with it. Thank you. I did I said this mom I said, yeah"}, {"start": 1487.3799999999999, "end": 1489.3799999999999, "text": " Yo, it's just clean, bro"}, {"start": 1491.34, "end": 1500.62, "text": " This is nice. And how much? $85. I bet. Tap. Tip. Tip 20% as well. Got out of here, bro."}, {"start": 1505.5, "end": 1509.1, "text": " $85 and fuck your shit up, bro. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1514.9399999999998, "end": 1517.74, "text": " Why'd I just see a gif in the chat? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1517.74, "end": 1521.88, "text": " How his was better"}, {"start": 1525.74, "end": 1528.24, "text": " Yeah, bro comparison is a thief of joy"}, {"start": 1530.18, "end": 1535.52, "text": " Tell me you got the haircut after doing the car video. Yes, I did it after the car video, bro"}, {"start": 1535.6, "end": 1538.32, "text": " Okay, but I'm not fully done with the car video yet"}, {"start": 1538.32, "end": 1544.54, "text": " Like I gotta I gotta feel when I'm in the cars fully that you know when I get the car and shit, okay?"}, {"start": 1547.74, "end": 1554.74, "text": " Why are y'all saying G to best all right y'all are acting on my hair color is it gonna make"}, {"start": 1554.74, "end": 1568.74, "text": " it makes people less inclined to click we're a wig it is bro bro I was chopped before and"}, {"start": 1568.74, "end": 1575.74, "text": " people still watched okay now honestly y'all probably will watch me more because all the"}, {"start": 1575.74, "end": 1577.74, "text": " No chopping up, it's probably more relatable!"}, {"start": 1579.24, "end": 1580.24, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 1580.24, "end": 1581.74, "text": " Fuck y'all, man."}, {"start": 1584.24, "end": 1585.24, "text": " Also chat."}, {"start": 1585.24, "end": 1587.24, "text": " Y'all, let me know about this stream idea."}, {"start": 1588.74, "end": 1591.74, "text": " Not ending stream until I find a needle in a haystack."}, {"start": 1591.74, "end": 1592.74, "text": " E-wrap homage, bro."}, {"start": 1592.74, "end": 1594.74, "text": " Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know."}, {"start": 1594.74, "end": 1595.24, "text": " Let me-"}, {"start": 1597.24, "end": 1598.24, "text": " Let me know, let me know."}, {"start": 1598.24, "end": 1605.72, "text": " I know there's not a dubcom, but this family is genuinely hilarious."}, {"start": 1605.72, "end": 1606.72, "text": " Oh shoot!"}, {"start": 1606.72, "end": 1611.56, "text": " Something popped out, grab me."}, {"start": 1611.56, "end": 1612.56, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1612.56, "end": 1613.56, "text": " Oh shoot, what is this?"}, {"start": 1613.56, "end": 1614.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1614.56, "end": 1617.56, "text": " Let's take it to the table and find out."}, {"start": 1617.56, "end": 1620.56, "text": " Alright, let's see."}, {"start": 1620.56, "end": 1626.56, "text": " W fuckin' bad, man. W-W father."}, {"start": 1636.56, "end": 1638.56, "text": " I wonder why Crumble, like, don't..."}, {"start": 1639.56, "end": 1641.56, "text": " Do they say a holy PR farm?"}, {"start": 1641.56, "end": 1646.56, "text": " Bro, he's just eating Crumble cookies with his son. It's not a PR farm."}, {"start": 1646.56, "end": 1649.3, "text": " Start with an E. Like, why don't I put an E on it?"}, {"start": 1649.3, "end": 1651.3, "text": " I wonder, it must be copyrighted or something."}, {"start": 1651.3, "end": 1652.3, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 1652.3, "end": 1653.3, "text": " Here, give me a second."}, {"start": 1653.3, "end": 1654.3, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1654.3, "end": 1663.3, "text": " Yeah, I think my dad might be a little tarted."}, {"start": 1663.3, "end": 1665.8, "text": " Yo, how old is Wu-Wang?"}, {"start": 1665.8, "end": 1668.3, "text": " What the fuck, yo?"}, {"start": 1668.3, "end": 1671.82, "text": " Because, like, why can't we just ate the cookies?"}, {"start": 1671.82, "end": 1674.06, "text": " I see why I'm in a costume."}, {"start": 1674.06, "end": 1678.2, "text": " He's pushing 40 and eating couple cookies in a chicken costume."}, {"start": 1678.2, "end": 1679.7, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, it's faxed up."}, {"start": 1679.7, "end": 1681.56, "text": " It has to be something a little wrong with."}, {"start": 1681.56, "end": 1683.36, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, it's faxed up."}, {"start": 1683.36, "end": 1687.44, "text": " I'm literally so confused right now."}, {"start": 1687.44, "end": 1692.1599999999999, "text": " He has a little creeper hat made for two-year-olds"}, {"start": 1692.1599999999999, "end": 1696.44, "text": " in a chicken costume at 33 years old."}, {"start": 1696.44, "end": 1698.44, "text": " That is definitely Dub's son, bro."}, {"start": 1698.44, "end": 1699.0, "text": " What up, Wibbit?"}, {"start": 1699.0, "end": 1701.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1701.04, "end": 1703.28, "text": " He knows how to ask you, man."}, {"start": 1703.28, "end": 1705.28, "text": " First off, would you take my haircut, huh?"}, {"start": 1705.28, "end": 1706.28, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 1709.28, "end": 1710.28, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1710.28, "end": 1711.28, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 1712.28, "end": 1713.28, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 1713.28, "end": 1714.28, "text": " Hey, hey!"}, {"start": 1714.28, "end": 1715.28, "text": " Kill your barber."}, {"start": 1721.28, "end": 1722.28, "text": " Bro, look at that."}, {"start": 1722.28, "end": 1724.28, "text": " It looked like the OG haircut, bro."}, {"start": 1724.28, "end": 1725.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1726.28, "end": 1727.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1729.28, "end": 1731.28, "text": " It's like the haircut from back in the day, so we got yesterday?"}, {"start": 1731.28, "end": 1732.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1732.28, "end": 1734.28, "text": " Hell no, boy."}, {"start": 1734.28, "end": 1736.68, "text": " After you dip it once in the salami, you got this."}, {"start": 1736.68, "end": 1738.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm like, oh yeah."}, {"start": 1738.52, "end": 1739.36, "text": " Yeah, now this one too."}, {"start": 1739.36, "end": 1740.04, "text": " Hey, hold on."}, {"start": 1740.04, "end": 1741.16, "text": " Hey, she wore that yesterday."}, {"start": 1741.16, "end": 1744.04, "text": " Yeah, this is my game worn date."}, {"start": 1744.04, "end": 1745.04, "text": " It's game worn, bro."}, {"start": 1745.04, "end": 1745.92, "text": " Hey, the sweatpants?"}, {"start": 1745.92, "end": 1746.52, "text": " Yeah, I got it."}, {"start": 1746.52, "end": 1747.52, "text": " Why, man?"}, {"start": 1747.52, "end": 1748.44, "text": " I'm just shooting it."}, {"start": 1748.44, "end": 1749.52, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1749.52, "end": 1752.36, "text": " Because, bro, I rolled out of bed, and it didn't work."}, {"start": 1752.36, "end": 1754.24, "text": " You don't change into your PJ or something?"}, {"start": 1754.24, "end": 1755.72, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 1755.72, "end": 1758.32, "text": " You got that new bedding crop on."}, {"start": 1758.32, "end": 1759.24, "text": " Hey, what are these?"}, {"start": 1759.24, "end": 1760.72, "text": " Oh, no, man."}, {"start": 1760.72, "end": 1764.4, "text": " I like this shirt, but if I wring my hands, then my tongue will shut."}, {"start": 1764.4, "end": 1767.16, "text": " Well, so, uh, how was it?"}, {"start": 1767.16, "end": 1768.6000000000001, "text": " Well, it was a beautiful night."}, {"start": 1768.6000000000001, "end": 1771.6000000000001, "text": " We went to the groves, and I saw Nick there."}, {"start": 1771.6000000000001, "end": 1772.24, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 1772.24, "end": 1773.3600000000001, "text": " I was walking with her, right?"}, {"start": 1773.3600000000001, "end": 1774.0, "text": " We were walking."}, {"start": 1774.0, "end": 1777.88, "text": " I about to go to some place, and I heard, my man."}, {"start": 1777.88, "end": 1779.88, "text": " I'm like, hey, Nick?"}, {"start": 1779.88, "end": 1781.28, "text": " And I doubted, what you're here to see?"}, {"start": 1781.28, "end": 1782.28, "text": " I heard some idiots running."}, {"start": 1782.28, "end": 1783.48, "text": " I mean, someone's here to see the idiots."}, {"start": 1783.48, "end": 1784.48, "text": " I was like, what are you with it?"}, {"start": 1784.48, "end": 1785.84, "text": " He was like, no, I know him."}, {"start": 1785.84, "end": 1786.76, "text": " They're alone."}, {"start": 1786.76, "end": 1787.96, "text": " He was by himself?"}, {"start": 1787.96, "end": 1788.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1788.56, "end": 1789.68, "text": " He's watching the movie."}, {"start": 1789.68, "end": 1793.04, "text": " movie gross and all right movie's pretty good oh yeah had a great night bro we got"}, {"start": 1793.04, "end": 1806.24, "text": " McDonald's after McDonald's all right and not that I kiss and tell okay that's"}, {"start": 1806.24, "end": 1810.2, "text": " nice bro what do you think it's just cool she's awesome right fun to talk to"}, {"start": 1810.2, "end": 1816.6000000000001, "text": " had a great time yeah that's nice bro I'm happy for you you did us are so happy"}, {"start": 1816.6000000000001, "end": 1819.0800000000002, "text": " You came you came to work with the same draw"}, {"start": 1820.0800000000002, "end": 1822.88, "text": " Yeah, I just don't really shower before we're gonna do it"}, {"start": 1824.5200000000002, "end": 1828.5200000000002, "text": " But it'd be like I'm live pull up and I'm like I bet and I just drop out well"}, {"start": 1828.5200000000002, "end": 1833.0400000000002, "text": " I take you that it's well, but what are you get up? Oh act well, and I brush my teeth and I drive"}, {"start": 1834.8400000000001, "end": 1836.8400000000001, "text": " Late last night. Yeah, I did"}, {"start": 1838.6000000000001, "end": 1840.6000000000001, "text": " That's because the guys were in my room being like, oh"}, {"start": 1840.6000000000001, "end": 1842.6000000000001, "text": " What'd you do?"}, {"start": 1842.6000000000001, "end": 1843.1000000000001, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 1843.1000000000001, "end": 1843.6000000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1843.6000000000001, "end": 1844.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 1844.1000000000001, "end": 1845.1000000000001, "text": " Are the greedy goblins."}, {"start": 1845.1000000000001, "end": 1846.72, "text": " But I'm actually leaving the greedy goblins"}, {"start": 1846.72, "end": 1847.6000000000001, "text": " for now, I'm bored."}, {"start": 1850.6000000000001, "end": 1853.1000000000001, "text": " Adam Mazer Barber."}, {"start": 1853.1000000000001, "end": 1855.1000000000001, "text": " That's just like, this is my own chat today, bro."}, {"start": 1855.1000000000001, "end": 1855.6000000000001, "text": " I'm already ready."}, {"start": 1855.6000000000001, "end": 1856.1000000000001, "text": " I'm ready, bro."}, {"start": 1856.1000000000001, "end": 1856.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, it's OK."}, {"start": 1856.6000000000001, "end": 1857.6000000000001, "text": " Actually, it's good."}, {"start": 1857.6000000000001, "end": 1858.1000000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1858.1000000000001, "end": 1859.6000000000001, "text": " Actually, second date."}, {"start": 1859.6000000000001, "end": 1860.6000000000001, "text": " Here's Carlos."}, {"start": 1860.6000000000001, "end": 1863.1000000000001, "text": " Yeah, second date confirmed, bro."}, {"start": 1863.1000000000001, "end": 1863.6000000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1863.6000000000001, "end": 1865.1000000000001, "text": " What a great job."}, {"start": 1865.1000000000001, "end": 1866.6000000000001, "text": " Ah, fuck man."}, {"start": 1870.6000000000001, "end": 1877.72, "text": " No chillin, what the fuck happened here? I'm not chillin, nice bro, nice. You've got a friend of me. That's not even that bad bro, like yeah."}, {"start": 1877.88, "end": 1880.1200000000001, "text": " See, you can't hear me."}, {"start": 1881.8000000000002, "end": 1882.8000000000002, "text": " LIKE!"}, {"start": 1882.9800000000002, "end": 1886.94, "text": " BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!"}, {"start": 1890.3000000000002, "end": 1893.7800000000002, "text": " I'm not wearing beanies, bro, I'm not wearing beanies, I'm not wearing beanies."}, {"start": 1894.7800000000002, "end": 1897.88, "text": " Alright, let's go through the con, bro. Let's go through the shit, bro."}, {"start": 1900.6000000000001, "end": 1906.2400000000002, "text": " Wwop bro after the road trip stream. I want to I want to do a day with whoop and dub"}, {"start": 1907.0000000000002, "end": 1910.5600000000002, "text": " But the road trip stream I ain't a lot that she's gonna be sitting over"}, {"start": 1912.0400000000002, "end": 1915.44, "text": " That she's gonna be sitting classic"}, {"start": 1921.44, "end": 1927.72, "text": " Yo, bro, like I could have had some shit like this chat. Let's all look like it could be worse"}, {"start": 1927.72, "end": 1929.72, "text": " Look this is motion"}, {"start": 1941.04, "end": 1948.38, "text": " And the letting was popping this looks better, so y'all are telling me go back to the Edgar"}, {"start": 1951.68, "end": 1954.48, "text": " Why you look so different because it was like two years ago or"}, {"start": 1955.28, "end": 1957.28, "text": " Or just not get the side eat"}, {"start": 1966.2, "end": 1968.2, "text": " Did they beat a record check"}, {"start": 1968.88, "end": 1970.28, "text": " I'm gonna lie"}, {"start": 1970.28, "end": 1974.8600000000001, "text": " They just got a hundred pieces and I get ordered. Yeah, I don't know if that has ordered that shit, but do you use?"}, {"start": 1975.92, "end": 1977.92, "text": " No, I love well fuck no"}, {"start": 1984.48, "end": 1986.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1994.2, "end": 1997.9, "text": " Hot job Bimo, how do I look like the devil?"}, {"start": 2000.68, "end": 2002.68, "text": " You're beautiful"}, {"start": 2003.6, "end": 2008.82, "text": " This dead-ass you know it's not not bold. I do got the mustache"}, {"start": 2009.52, "end": 2013.84, "text": " All right, but I'm not bald. Oh, what is with these gifts?"}, {"start": 2014.48, "end": 2031.1200000000001, "text": " bro what the fuck did i just see martin"}, {"start": 2031.3600000000001, "end": 2037.1200000000001, "text": " you gotta make that stream"}, {"start": 2037.1200000000001, "end": 2039.1200000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2050.6, "end": 2052.6, "text": " $30 thing the first one"}, {"start": 2056.56, "end": 2061.2000000000003, "text": " Cinder may end like bro. I'm so pissed off that you bro"}, {"start": 2062.2000000000003, "end": 2064.2000000000003, "text": " but"}, {"start": 2064.2, "end": 2067.2, "text": " Find me the owner of the car we're talking about."}, {"start": 2068.2, "end": 2069.7, "text": " So I can put my hand on him."}, {"start": 2073.2, "end": 2075.2, "text": " Look how much. What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 2077.2, "end": 2079.2, "text": " What the fuck is this? Seriously."}, {"start": 2079.2, "end": 2080.2, "text": " I haven't got to watch this video."}, {"start": 2080.2, "end": 2082.2, "text": " Please make this clear you didn't get this."}, {"start": 2082.2, "end": 2084.2, "text": " Instant dye."}, {"start": 2086.2, "end": 2088.2, "text": " Isn't that funny?"}, {"start": 2088.2, "end": 2093.2, "text": " I don't know you put icing and then jelly on top of a fucking cake."}, {"start": 2093.2, "end": 2095.2, "text": " I don't know why I'm very tired, I gotta get a key to beer."}, {"start": 2095.2, "end": 2096.8799999999997, "text": " I gotta get a son."}, {"start": 2096.8799999999997, "end": 2099.16, "text": " So that I can have a son that laughs at all my jokes,"}, {"start": 2099.16, "end": 2101.2, "text": " like whoop, laughs at all the dumb jokes."}, {"start": 2101.2, "end": 2102.3999999999996, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 2102.3999999999996, "end": 2103.72, "text": " Here he go."}, {"start": 2103.72, "end": 2105.8799999999997, "text": " Oh yeah, there's a dude."}, {"start": 2105.8799999999997, "end": 2109.3999999999996, "text": " Look at the tears rolling down his face."}, {"start": 2109.3999999999996, "end": 2113.3999999999996, "text": " Yo, Jonathan, number five."}, {"start": 2117.52, "end": 2118.8799999999997, "text": " All right, here."}, {"start": 2118.88, "end": 2124.92, "text": " These niggas made me pay half the $5.00."}, {"start": 2124.92, "end": 2125.92, "text": " It's RakePost?"}, {"start": 2125.92, "end": 2126.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2126.92, "end": 2127.92, "text": " Why y'all bro?"}, {"start": 2127.92, "end": 2130.92, "text": " What did he post me or something?"}, {"start": 2130.92, "end": 2131.92, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 2131.92, "end": 2136.92, "text": " I'm with not a one guy, man."}, {"start": 2136.92, "end": 2140.92, "text": " Fear of missing out."}, {"start": 2140.92, "end": 2155.12, "text": " I'm with not a one guy man. Fear of missing out? September 15th? Wait. I knew a single,"}, {"start": 2155.12, "end": 2169.28, "text": " a single. Wait, an album? An album? Or a single? Oh my god, say you should have got the rice"}, {"start": 2169.28, "end": 2174.7200000000003, "text": " man coming back so you swear to God the right man coming back"}, {"start": 2174.7200000000003, "end": 2191.44, "text": " a little funny throwback I found what"}, {"start": 2191.44, "end": 2193.44, "text": " No, Jay. Jay, no."}, {"start": 2193.44, "end": 2196.44, "text": " All right, showers are also required."}, {"start": 2196.44, "end": 2198.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2198.44, "end": 2199.44, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2199.44, "end": 2200.44, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2200.44, "end": 2201.44, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2201.44, "end": 2202.44, "text": " Big Bear?"}, {"start": 2202.44, "end": 2211.44, "text": " Yo, is this not the adrenaline rush system you guys see?"}, {"start": 2211.44, "end": 2217.44, "text": " Wow. Good old days, Jack."}, {"start": 2217.44, "end": 2219.44, "text": " How is Yugi so much uglier now?"}, {"start": 2219.44, "end": 2222.6, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I had some bullshit on my head"}, {"start": 2224.0, "end": 2229.92, "text": " Yugi was chopped bro. He's spamming a skull cap hat combo. Archey, Archey looked the exact same"}, {"start": 2230.84, "end": 2232.52, "text": " YBG"}, {"start": 2232.52, "end": 2234.52, "text": " YBG got chopped lowkey"}, {"start": 2234.7200000000003, "end": 2237.2000000000003, "text": " Actually, nah, he lowkey glowed up with the little go T-VOP."}, {"start": 2237.2000000000003, "end": 2241.8, "text": " I'ma please get a skull cap. Yo Yugi, I don't want to hear that shit from you, doc"}, {"start": 2242.12, "end": 2246.04, "text": " Yugi, I don't want to hear shit from you. I don't want to hear why do you keep getting haircuts?"}, {"start": 2246.04, "end": 2247.68, "text": " Brother, brother, you're, wow."}, {"start": 2249.16, "end": 2251.4, "text": " Bitch, you're ugly, bro."}, {"start": 2251.4, "end": 2253.88, "text": " Don't be in my chat talking about you're ugly"}, {"start": 2253.88, "end": 2257.92, "text": " when you're fucking like, you're disgusting to look at."}, {"start": 2257.92, "end": 2259.46, "text": " Like you're not even human."}, {"start": 2269.16, "end": 2271.88, "text": " Yo, bro, get up in my chat with that bullshit."}, {"start": 2271.88, "end": 2274.0, "text": " Yo, another thing, bro."}, {"start": 2274.0, "end": 2285.16, "text": " Speaking of Sunny, I made a joke in the car with Ray talking about yo, I told Sunny here's a contract for your visa"}, {"start": 2286.0, "end": 2288.0, "text": " 90% of your earnings"}, {"start": 2288.84, "end": 2290.84, "text": " Tell me why I have to fucking internet"}, {"start": 2291.52, "end": 2297.4, "text": " 100k like banger seal God it was a hundred thousand likes seal God bro"}, {"start": 2297.4, "end": 2307.84, "text": " No, it wasn't yo tell me why the internet is so gullible really like I could literally"}, {"start": 2307.84, "end": 2312.2400000000002, "text": " speak in the most sarcastic boys in the world and they'll be like yeah dude really fucking"}, {"start": 2312.2400000000002, "end": 2323.44, "text": " 90 90% of your earnings who's starting that fucking contract obviously it was a joke not"}, {"start": 2323.44, "end": 2328.2000000000003, "text": " Like you were not joking. Yeah, I wasn't joking me on a Sunday saw that contract and she obviously is gonna be calling her"}, {"start": 2331.64, "end": 2338.76, "text": " Because all your Asian viewers need visas that's just not relatable and wait, that's just any that makes no sense"}, {"start": 2340.28, "end": 2342.88, "text": " Y'all are all from the US mostly mostly"}, {"start": 2345.36, "end": 2349.52, "text": " Tried to form right with that cushion it got you for him crumb I was in a farm, bro"}, {"start": 2353.44, "end": 2361.2400000000002, "text": " is that I can feel that he appreciates me."}, {"start": 2361.2400000000002, "end": 2364.64, "text": " Like, I can feel that he looks up to me."}, {"start": 2364.64, "end": 2371.36, "text": " I can feel that he respects me, which I value a lot,"}, {"start": 2371.36, "end": 2373.08, "text": " especially in this space."}, {"start": 2373.08, "end": 2382.8, "text": " It is very, since I met him, he's always been so kind to me."}, {"start": 2382.8, "end": 2392.92, "text": " And he makes me feel like people remember me for my double use"}, {"start": 2392.92, "end": 2394.5600000000004, "text": " and not by else."}, {"start": 2394.5600000000004, "end": 2396.1200000000003, "text": " That's how Jason makes me feel."}, {"start": 2396.1200000000003, "end": 2398.6000000000004, "text": " He makes me feel like I'm the one."}, {"start": 2398.6000000000004, "end": 2400.52, "text": " Hey, that's what I was going for."}, {"start": 2400.52, "end": 2401.7200000000003, "text": " That's what I was trying to do."}, {"start": 2404.2000000000003, "end": 2407.6400000000003, "text": " Aw, that'll be you raving, that'll be you raving."}, {"start": 2407.6400000000003, "end": 2411.2000000000003, "text": " He makes me feel like respected, which is really cool."}, {"start": 2411.2000000000003, "end": 2411.8, "text": " Hey, Chad."}, {"start": 2411.8, "end": 2414.48, "text": " Now, how do I make y'all feel?"}, {"start": 2414.48, "end": 2418.2400000000002, "text": " You know, I try to respect that my guests try"}, {"start": 2418.2400000000002, "end": 2419.36, "text": " to make the feel of the best."}, {"start": 2419.36, "end": 2420.8, "text": " How do I make y'all feel, man?"}, {"start": 2420.8, "end": 2427.1600000000003, "text": " How do I make uncomfortable, sick, ugly, and poor?"}, {"start": 2431.28, "end": 2432.84, "text": " I want to throw up looking at you."}, {"start": 2432.84, "end": 2439.84, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm saying."}, {"start": 2439.84, "end": 2444.84, "text": " Dark Knight with the Five Gifted."}, {"start": 2444.84, "end": 2447.84, "text": " Thank you for the Five, Bro."}, {"start": 2447.84, "end": 2449.84, "text": " You make me feel handsome."}, {"start": 2449.84, "end": 2450.84, "text": " I don't want..."}, {"start": 2450.84, "end": 2451.84, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 2451.84, "end": 2452.84, "text": " Mods."}, {"start": 2452.84, "end": 2454.84, "text": " Alright, being everybody that I say I make them feel handsome, bro."}, {"start": 2454.84, "end": 2457.84, "text": " Because I've seen Youssef chat and I've literally seen..."}, {"start": 2457.84, "end": 2458.84, "text": " I've seen people be like,"}, {"start": 2458.84, "end": 2461.84, "text": " I watch you because you make me feel better about myself."}, {"start": 2461.84, "end": 2463.76, "text": " I want to be that type of streamer, all right?"}, {"start": 2463.76, "end": 2465.2000000000003, "text": " I love making y'all feel good, bro,"}, {"start": 2465.2000000000003, "end": 2466.44, "text": " but I don't want to make y'all feel good"}, {"start": 2466.44, "end": 2469.84, "text": " because of the way I look, all right?"}, {"start": 2469.84, "end": 2472.0, "text": " So, let's not do that, bro."}, {"start": 2472.0, "end": 2475.32, "text": " They used to sprain hard eyes, what happened to us?"}, {"start": 2475.32, "end": 2479.08, "text": " Brother, there's a thing about looks."}, {"start": 2481.7200000000003, "end": 2484.32, "text": " It's up and down, up and down, okay?"}, {"start": 2484.32, "end": 2485.1600000000003, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2485.1600000000003, "end": 2489.1200000000003, "text": " Even bro, everybody got the ups and the downs."}, {"start": 2489.12, "end": 2495.38, "text": " Marlon had the downs earlier this year. Now he's backing us up, but right now on my mind down. I'm preparing for a winner"}, {"start": 2495.38, "end": 2499.2999999999997, "text": " I'm bulking and they know that a couple months before I'll be back up. So"}, {"start": 2499.8199999999997, "end": 2501.8199999999997, "text": " Come on guys. Just come on"}, {"start": 2502.74, "end": 2504.74, "text": " Discord or bet"}, {"start": 2504.8599999999997, "end": 2506.8599999999997, "text": " Anymore mail chat"}, {"start": 2508.02, "end": 2511.88, "text": " Best Streamed Series edit, it's not an edit, bro"}, {"start": 2519.12, "end": 2521.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2542.3599999999997, "end": 2544.3599999999997, "text": " She really embraced that shit"}, {"start": 2544.36, "end": 2551.36, "text": " That's what helped him decide."}, {"start": 2551.36, "end": 2553.36, "text": " Oh, awesome!"}, {"start": 2553.36, "end": 2556.36, "text": " That's all you had to say."}, {"start": 2556.36, "end": 2559.36, "text": " I third now, I third now."}, {"start": 2559.36, "end": 2563.36, "text": " You look like a major upgrade."}, {"start": 2563.36, "end": 2566.36, "text": " Your tier two subs can now send gifts in chat."}, {"start": 2566.36, "end": 2570.36, "text": " Get psyched and let your community know they got a whole new way to blow up chat."}, {"start": 2574.36, "end": 2579.28, "text": " Hey, man, let's get the tip tools going to the chat if you want to send the gifts, bro"}, {"start": 2579.88, "end": 2584.7000000000003, "text": " Listen, listen. Yes, you could make fun of me with the gifts, bro. Send your fucking gifts in the chat"}, {"start": 2587.7200000000003, "end": 2594.46, "text": " Let's go I'm good. I'm good. All right. All right, let's join us this what the fuck is me"}, {"start": 2594.46, "end": 2596.46, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 2599.5, "end": 2604.46, "text": " Yo, I just kind of just told us his life story just kind of just throwing up things"}, {"start": 2604.9, "end": 2607.3, "text": " I'm gonna pull up your stream and check it out right now"}, {"start": 2608.06, "end": 2610.06, "text": " Yo, that's a bus"}, {"start": 2612.38, "end": 2614.94, "text": " Wait, can I ask y'all question real quick no"}, {"start": 2618.2200000000003, "end": 2621.34, "text": " What do y'all think about my haircut in my goji combo"}, {"start": 2624.46, "end": 2630.2200000000003, "text": " You look like you're from oh, you look like your friend bro. What's his name that you look like you're you look like that"}, {"start": 2631.42, "end": 2633.82, "text": " Jason give me a couple of poses bro. Give me a couple poses"}, {"start": 2637.9, "end": 2642.14, "text": " Side profile not bad, bro. I don't mind it"}, {"start": 2643.58, "end": 2645.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2646.06, "end": 2648.06, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 2648.06, "end": 2654.0, "text": " Holy Ascension yo have you been drinking the body armor lights? Yeah, bro"}, {"start": 2655.36, "end": 2657.62, "text": " Don't stand my mom and my shit. Oh god"}, {"start": 2659.12, "end": 2663.42, "text": " Yo, Ron you saw you saw you saw my haircut today. It's not that bad in person, right? Oh"}, {"start": 2664.38, "end": 2670.7, "text": " I wouldn't say it's bad, but I will tell you the mustache and beard first. I say the cubes have got to go"}, {"start": 2670.7000000000003, "end": 2677.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah ladies talk to me. Yeah, talk to me. We do we do go no facial hair"}, {"start": 2677.82, "end": 2679.82, "text": " We definitely do go no facial hair"}, {"start": 2680.94, "end": 2685.7000000000003, "text": " Like I'm feeling the haircut bro, and you're pulling it off like this. I but I'm just saying like we usually do go"}, {"start": 2685.7000000000003, "end": 2687.7000000000003, "text": " No facial someone said you look like Edward"}, {"start": 2690.3, "end": 2696.0200000000004, "text": " I've been getting a lot like Glenn from the walking dead a lot of Glenn. J. C. Let me know"}, {"start": 2700.7000000000003, "end": 2701.6600000000003, "text": " No, I'm gonna get a camera."}, {"start": 2701.6600000000003, "end": 2703.6600000000003, "text": " Laze, bro, don't put your camera on please, bro."}, {"start": 2703.6600000000003, "end": 2704.1600000000003, "text": " Please don't."}, {"start": 2704.1600000000003, "end": 2705.1600000000003, "text": " Yo, Laze, get the edit."}, {"start": 2705.1600000000003, "end": 2706.1600000000003, "text": " Laze, get the edit."}, {"start": 2706.1600000000003, "end": 2706.6600000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2706.6600000000003, "end": 2707.1600000000003, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2707.1600000000003, "end": 2708.1600000000003, "text": " I'm just praying."}, {"start": 2708.1600000000003, "end": 2710.0000000000005, "text": " What are you guys doing, dude?"}, {"start": 2710.0000000000005, "end": 2711.1600000000003, "text": " Laze, get the edit, bro."}, {"start": 2711.1600000000003, "end": 2713.1600000000003, "text": " Laze looks like he's in a boy band."}, {"start": 2713.1600000000003, "end": 2715.6400000000003, "text": " I'm stepping out of the frame, bro."}, {"start": 2715.6400000000003, "end": 2716.44, "text": " Nah, I ain't gonna lie."}, {"start": 2716.44, "end": 2717.6800000000003, "text": " Laze, please turn your camera on, bro."}, {"start": 2717.6800000000003, "end": 2718.7200000000003, "text": " I don't have good lighting, guys."}, {"start": 2718.7200000000003, "end": 2719.8, "text": " I'm gonna look like a crumb."}, {"start": 2719.8, "end": 2721.5200000000004, "text": " You look like you're wearing a helmet, Jason."}, {"start": 2721.5200000000004, "end": 2723.1600000000003, "text": " Better stop, please."}, {"start": 2723.1600000000003, "end": 2725.4, "text": " My whole chat today is just, oh, nice hair, good."}, {"start": 2725.4, "end": 2728.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, you got ants on your upper lip."}, {"start": 2728.0800000000004, "end": 2728.9600000000005, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 2728.9600000000005, "end": 2730.36, "text": " There you go, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2730.7000000000003, "end": 2734.7400000000002, "text": " I swear to God, I've seen you on a hotster poster. I swear"}, {"start": 2740.1800000000003, "end": 2744.8, "text": " See but Rob just has camera there like I'm gonna be honest bro run. You're just carried by your camera"}, {"start": 2745.3, "end": 2749.38, "text": " You're carried by something everything in your life, bro. You're chopped permanently"}, {"start": 2749.9, "end": 2751.9, "text": " Understand your chop"}, {"start": 2752.6400000000003, "end": 2756.1600000000003, "text": " Yo question. Do you guys drink coffee? Yeah, you're not"}, {"start": 2756.16, "end": 2758.16, "text": " That's a big yay."}, {"start": 2758.16, "end": 2759.16, "text": " I'm gonna call it a day."}, {"start": 2759.16, "end": 2762.16, "text": " I used to do matcha but then we switched."}, {"start": 2762.16, "end": 2763.16, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 2763.16, "end": 2769.3599999999997, "text": " So Ron, you roll out of bed, you have like heels under your eyes and then you pound matcha."}, {"start": 2769.3599999999997, "end": 2770.3599999999997, "text": " I mean, bro."}, {"start": 2770.3599999999997, "end": 2773.16, "text": " As well, when you get out of bed, you don't get like sand for you?"}, {"start": 2773.16, "end": 2774.16, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 2774.16, "end": 2775.16, "text": " Gay?"}, {"start": 2775.16, "end": 2776.16, "text": " This isn't whatever you want to say."}, {"start": 2776.16, "end": 2780.16, "text": " Bro, taking care of yourself doesn't equal like feminine, doesn't equal flamboyant, whatever"}, {"start": 2780.16, "end": 2781.16, "text": " it might be."}, {"start": 2781.16, "end": 2784.66, "text": " Yo, I wake up and I start my day by putting eyes under my eyes, that's normal, bro."}, {"start": 2784.66, "end": 2785.66, "text": " I want to look good."}, {"start": 2785.66, "end": 2787.66, "text": " I don't want to look like that guy."}, {"start": 2787.66, "end": 2789.14, "text": " Clocking that shit."}, {"start": 2789.14, "end": 2790.14, "text": " Clocking that shit."}, {"start": 2790.14, "end": 2792.14, "text": " Oh god, I look good, bro."}, {"start": 2792.14, "end": 2794.14, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 2794.14, "end": 2796.66, "text": " Like Jason, actually."}, {"start": 2796.66, "end": 2798.8999999999996, "text": " Bro, tell me about my goatee combo."}, {"start": 2798.8999999999996, "end": 2800.5, "text": " Do I actually got to save this shit?"}, {"start": 2800.5, "end": 2804.2999999999997, "text": " I feel like I can pull it off."}, {"start": 2804.2999999999997, "end": 2805.3799999999997, "text": " You're fine without a goatee."}, {"start": 2805.3799999999997, "end": 2806.66, "text": " You don't even need to do it, bro."}, {"start": 2806.66, "end": 2807.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 2807.7799999999997, "end": 2808.7799999999997, "text": " You look good, Jason."}, {"start": 2808.7799999999997, "end": 2810.22, "text": " You don't even need to go see."}, {"start": 2810.22, "end": 2812.8999999999996, "text": " Besides of the mustache, they're giving Yugi, bro."}, {"start": 2812.8999999999996, "end": 2813.8199999999997, "text": " They're longer than the middle."}, {"start": 2813.8199999999997, "end": 2815.3399999999997, "text": " Please, god, don't say that."}, {"start": 2815.34, "end": 2816.54, "text": " You be aware."}, {"start": 2817.54, "end": 2819.1800000000003, "text": " Bro, look, I mean."}, {"start": 2819.1800000000003, "end": 2822.5, "text": " Yo, are y'all saving up or what, dude?"}, {"start": 2822.5, "end": 2824.02, "text": " Like, do you guys shave your nuts?"}, {"start": 2824.02, "end": 2824.86, "text": " Nah, hell no."}, {"start": 2824.86, "end": 2826.5, "text": " My shit is a bush right now."}, {"start": 2826.5, "end": 2827.34, "text": " I haven't yet."}, {"start": 2827.34, "end": 2828.6600000000003, "text": " I'm just gonna share it, too."}, {"start": 2829.6600000000003, "end": 2832.54, "text": " I'm scared because I think I'm gonna cut it."}, {"start": 2832.54, "end": 2833.82, "text": " I think I'm gonna cut it."}, {"start": 2833.82, "end": 2835.42, "text": " Yeah, so I'm just like waiting."}, {"start": 2835.42, "end": 2837.42, "text": " I don't know what I'm waiting for, but I'm waiting."}, {"start": 2837.42, "end": 2839.3, "text": " You're taking back!"}, {"start": 2839.3, "end": 2841.34, "text": " You're like inside me, bro."}, {"start": 2841.34, "end": 2843.02, "text": " I feel like y'all need to,"}, {"start": 2843.02, "end": 2845.1800000000003, "text": " I need to zoom in so my chat can get used to me"}, {"start": 2845.18, "end": 2852.18, "text": " I'm not saying I never shaved my balls. I'm saying I shaved my balls literally twice a year because it's the most terrifying thing ever."}, {"start": 2852.18, "end": 2854.18, "text": " I'm just scared of cutting it."}, {"start": 2854.18, "end": 2856.18, "text": " Let me put you on game. Let me put you on game."}, {"start": 2856.18, "end": 2861.18, "text": " I've never shaved my asshole and I still need to do it. No one has done it for me. I need someone to do it. I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 2861.18, "end": 2863.18, "text": " That's normal. Nobody."}, {"start": 2863.18, "end": 2866.18, "text": " No, but the thing is, Jixi, why do you shave your ass?"}, {"start": 2866.18, "end": 2869.18, "text": " My asshole, it's like I've never seen it. Still, this is that."}, {"start": 2869.18, "end": 2870.18, "text": " I just got him."}, {"start": 2870.18, "end": 2874.3399999999997, "text": " Yeah, my asshole. It's like I've never seen it. So let's say I just got"}, {"start": 2875.02, "end": 2879.62, "text": " Let me tell you I've never seen my asshole and I don't ever want to see my ass. So that's disgusting"}, {"start": 2879.62, "end": 2884.18, "text": " Put a guard on your put a guard on your man scape and you will never get nixed"}, {"start": 2885.5, "end": 2888.2599999999998, "text": " But you will never get nixed"}, {"start": 2889.74, "end": 2893.8399999999997, "text": " Well, what do you know? I'm gonna be honest though. Like I think it's"}, {"start": 2893.84, "end": 2895.88, "text": " Shaving your ass here, I'm gonna be honest,"}, {"start": 2895.88, "end": 2897.56, "text": " it's gonna be a little weird."}, {"start": 2897.56, "end": 2899.44, "text": " How is it weird, I mean, so for me,"}, {"start": 2899.44, "end": 2902.04, "text": " I have so much that it becomes like a whole forest"}, {"start": 2902.04, "end": 2903.36, "text": " down there, and the problem is-"}, {"start": 2903.36, "end": 2905.8, "text": " You, I believe that, you're definitely a hairy guy"}, {"start": 2905.8, "end": 2906.6400000000003, "text": " down stairs."}, {"start": 2906.6400000000003, "end": 2908.32, "text": " No, but the problem is when I sit in my chair,"}, {"start": 2908.32, "end": 2910.96, "text": " like my chair starts to get really swampy,"}, {"start": 2910.96, "end": 2912.1800000000003, "text": " like it's swamp ass."}, {"start": 2914.04, "end": 2916.0, "text": " So I need to shave it, like if I have too much hair,"}, {"start": 2916.0, "end": 2918.04, "text": " it's too much moisture, and it builds like,"}, {"start": 2918.04, "end": 2920.04, "text": " what is the thing where trees have like,"}, {"start": 2920.04, "end": 2922.88, "text": " if it's too wet out, what is it called on the ground?"}, {"start": 2922.88, "end": 2924.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2924.88, "end": 2930.84, "text": " Shave my nipple hairs, bro. What the fuck do we do? I'm supposed to be gaming or sewing our body parts"}, {"start": 2930.84, "end": 2934.88, "text": " Oh, well you shave your like you shave your nipple. I don't shave my nipple hair snow. Wait what?"}, {"start": 2935.76, "end": 2937.76, "text": " You got look like bald though"}, {"start": 2937.76, "end": 2942.8, "text": " You kind of got pepperoni nipples and Ron got little chocolate chip nipples Ron has perfect nipples"}, {"start": 2942.8, "end": 2948.7400000000002, "text": " I said this in New Jersey run you actually have perfect nipples. I've never seen anything like it in my they're like a perfect size"}, {"start": 2949.12, "end": 2951.12, "text": " They look like Jason's eyes"}, {"start": 2952.88, "end": 2955.88, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me, man?"}, {"start": 2955.88, "end": 2959.88, "text": " But yeah, that's bad hygiene. Why does that affect your hygiene?"}, {"start": 2961.88, "end": 2965.88, "text": " A man does not tidy up his home. He's not accepting, expecting visitors."}, {"start": 2965.88, "end": 2969.88, "text": " Bro, just because I want to shave my asshole doesn't mean I'm trying to get dick in."}, {"start": 2969.88, "end": 2970.88, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 2970.88, "end": 2971.88, "text": " Okay, that's what they're involved in."}, {"start": 2971.88, "end": 2974.88, "text": " Shaving your asshole is just sanitary, bro."}, {"start": 2974.88, "end": 2977.88, "text": " Like, same with your pubes and ladies, you can open your ears for this."}, {"start": 2977.88, "end": 2979.88, "text": " You know, everyone should make sure they're cleaned up."}, {"start": 2979.88, "end": 2981.88, "text": " It's just sanitary. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2981.88, "end": 2985.2000000000003, "text": " saying maybe your armpits whatever it might be like look my shit's kind of"}, {"start": 2985.2000000000003, "end": 2988.08, "text": " long I should probably just trim it you know I'm saying I don't shave my armpits"}, {"start": 2988.08, "end": 2992.36, "text": " but I'm not I see I shave my armpits bro is that bad no bro I mean it's just"}, {"start": 2992.36, "end": 2996.6400000000003, "text": " sanitary bro like I'm tired of everyone on the internet just saying"}, {"start": 2996.6400000000003, "end": 3001.2400000000002, "text": " question mark etc trying to take care of yourself bro it's become feminine for"}, {"start": 3001.2400000000002, "end": 3004.88, "text": " men to take care of themselves sure I wake up in the morning and get a match up"}, {"start": 3004.88, "end": 3009.8, "text": " with extra iced almond milk low no sugar whatever it might be bro with the"}, {"start": 3009.8, "end": 3013.48, "text": " with a cloud cream top floater, whatever."}, {"start": 3013.48, "end": 3016.2000000000003, "text": " Sure, I get manicures every other two weeks,"}, {"start": 3016.2000000000003, "end": 3017.8, "text": " pedicures, whatever it might be."}, {"start": 3017.8, "end": 3020.04, "text": " Sure, I put eye things under my eyes"}, {"start": 3020.04, "end": 3021.32, "text": " so I don't get back in the morning"}, {"start": 3021.32, "end": 3023.52, "text": " and I drink my coconut water in the morning."}, {"start": 3023.52, "end": 3025.32, "text": " Bro, does that make me an LACC boy?"}, {"start": 3025.32, "end": 3026.5600000000004, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3026.5600000000004, "end": 3027.4, "text": " Hey, come on."}, {"start": 3027.4, "end": 3028.28, "text": " Hey, we get it."}, {"start": 3028.28, "end": 3029.2400000000002, "text": " Here again, that's fine."}, {"start": 3029.2400000000002, "end": 3031.76, "text": " No crumbs, no crumbs left."}, {"start": 3031.76, "end": 3032.7200000000003, "text": " Fuck that shit, bro."}, {"start": 3032.7200000000003, "end": 3036.1200000000003, "text": " Now, hey, Jason, you shaved your arms in here, right?"}, {"start": 3038.04, "end": 3038.88, "text": " Cause it's your part."}, {"start": 3038.88, "end": 3044.04, "text": " you run wait does Asian people get hair I heard it's like do Asian people get"}, {"start": 3044.04, "end": 3054.0, "text": " hair my question was answered wax on wax off Jason how long did that take like a"}, {"start": 3054.0, "end": 3060.6, "text": " week oh see and I just bought my derma roller so I'm the third rolling my"}, {"start": 3060.6, "end": 3062.6, "text": " That's it"}, {"start": 3062.6, "end": 3064.6, "text": " Why are y'all laughing"}, {"start": 3067.7999999999997, "end": 3071.12, "text": " That's good, though, that's good. That's what I'm going for"}, {"start": 3072.4, "end": 3077.12, "text": " Dude, I feel like um, I feel like it's hard to get a beer. No, like how do you get a beer?"}, {"start": 3077.12, "end": 3079.6, "text": " No, it's hard to connect it. I like for instance me"}, {"start": 3080.6, "end": 3083.2799999999997, "text": " I grow but like if this gets patchy right here"}, {"start": 3083.8399999999997, "end": 3089.7999999999997, "text": " But Ron, I don't know why you save man. We need your go see combo. I look like a pedophile. No, you don't you look good"}, {"start": 3090.6, "end": 3092.6, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3096.3199999999997, "end": 3101.88, "text": " Bro, I'm just saying no probably you guys all look everybody in here looks great man. You guys ready to play the game. Thank you"}, {"start": 3101.88, "end": 3103.0, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 3103.0, "end": 3107.68, "text": " Ready for the game bro. Ready man. This game takes some time. This is a game about talking to each other"}, {"start": 3108.08, "end": 3110.8399999999997, "text": " communicating being a team what not bro"}, {"start": 3113.64, "end": 3115.64, "text": " All right guys, I'll keep my camera on"}, {"start": 3115.64, "end": 3120.8399999999997, "text": " I'll keep I'll keep my camera on just just in case y'all want to put me on y'all string open"}, {"start": 3121.12, "end": 3123.8399999999997, "text": " Yo, bro, I'm not getting fucking mugged"}, {"start": 3131.8399999999997, "end": 3136.12, "text": " Laser mind you up. I swear he kind of reminds me of like your mind"}, {"start": 3139.0, "end": 3143.62, "text": " Like a Harry Harry yeah, like a Harry Styles mixed in with Pete Davidson and"}, {"start": 3145.64, "end": 3149.7999999999997, "text": " This is late lace. This is you bro. Let me see. Let me see. Oh"}, {"start": 3151.48, "end": 3154.16, "text": " And then Jason's just like get off the screen, bro"}, {"start": 3154.68, "end": 3158.3199999999997, "text": " Hi job, bro. Genuinely, bro. Y'all make me feel insecure"}, {"start": 3159.16, "end": 3161.16, "text": " All right, oh"}, {"start": 3162.12, "end": 3164.12, "text": " I got the game a little"}, {"start": 3165.56, "end": 3170.24, "text": " Oh, wait, what'd you find?"}, {"start": 3171.2799999999997, "end": 3173.2799999999997, "text": " Okay, not this one really but"}, {"start": 3173.28, "end": 3177.6400000000003, "text": " Pete Davidson no I gotta get some bro I gotta get some bro."}, {"start": 3177.6400000000003, "end": 3182.42, "text": " Mate I'm gonna be honest if you get tattoos you could bang me next I'm not a big"}, {"start": 3182.42, "end": 3185.36, "text": " kick rider get on the game."}, {"start": 3185.36, "end": 3186.44, "text": " I'm on it."}, {"start": 3186.44, "end": 3188.0800000000004, "text": " No no no no no no."}, {"start": 3188.0800000000004, "end": 3189.0800000000004, "text": " It's got good music."}, {"start": 3189.0800000000004, "end": 3190.0800000000004, "text": " Bro I'm actually feeling this."}, {"start": 3190.0800000000004, "end": 3191.0800000000004, "text": " This is actually my feeling."}, {"start": 3191.0800000000004, "end": 3192.0800000000004, "text": " Cam off."}, {"start": 3192.0800000000004, "end": 3193.0800000000004, "text": " Cam off."}, {"start": 3193.0800000000004, "end": 3195.0800000000004, "text": " Y'all want me to spark before this generally?"}, {"start": 3195.0800000000004, "end": 3200.0400000000004, "text": " Y'all want me to stream with no camera."}, {"start": 3200.0400000000004, "end": 3202.46, "text": " Bro Mom just time out people who are saying no camera."}, {"start": 3202.46, "end": 3203.66, "text": " We want to see Jason's face."}, {"start": 3203.66, "end": 3205.34, "text": " Yeah, we want to see Jason's face."}, {"start": 3205.34, "end": 3208.38, "text": " Well, let's try the meme."}, {"start": 3208.38, "end": 3209.58, "text": " Well, guys, timeout people."}, {"start": 3209.58, "end": 3212.7400000000002, "text": " OK, timeout people saying Jason looks like underneath my nuts,"}, {"start": 3212.7400000000002, "end": 3213.2400000000002, "text": " guys."}, {"start": 3213.2400000000002, "end": 3215.86, "text": " No one even said that."}, {"start": 3215.86, "end": 3218.82, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 3218.82, "end": 3222.9, "text": " Guys, timeout the guy in bronze chat that said Jinxie's sexy."}, {"start": 3222.9, "end": 3224.82, "text": " I actually will bet money there's not a single."}, {"start": 3224.82, "end": 3226.98, "text": " I don't think that's been said in a Twitch chat."}, {"start": 3226.98, "end": 3228.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3228.18, "end": 3229.66, "text": " Yo, bro, chill."}, {"start": 3229.66, "end": 3232.2200000000003, "text": " Don't even type that over there."}, {"start": 3232.2200000000003, "end": 3233.7400000000002, "text": " Wait, did you even customize your guy?"}, {"start": 3233.7400000000002, "end": 3235.7400000000002, "text": " Thank you for the hard guy."}, {"start": 3235.7400000000002, "end": 3236.34, "text": " Shall I host?"}, {"start": 3236.34, "end": 3238.38, "text": " I'm going to host it."}, {"start": 3238.38, "end": 3241.94, "text": " Wait, this will be already looks like me."}, {"start": 3241.94, "end": 3245.34, "text": " Wait, this will be easier hard, or just default?"}, {"start": 3245.34, "end": 3246.46, "text": " Default, yeah?"}, {"start": 3246.46, "end": 3249.34, "text": " I'm down for default or hard?"}, {"start": 3249.34, "end": 3250.0200000000004, "text": " We got to go."}, {"start": 3250.0200000000004, "end": 3251.1400000000003, "text": " We got to go."}, {"start": 3251.1400000000003, "end": 3252.3, "text": " I mean, bro, I'm going to be honest"}, {"start": 3252.3, "end": 3255.94, "text": " if it's really me, I'm bald with no facial hair."}, {"start": 3255.94, "end": 3257.46, "text": " Shirtless."}, {"start": 3257.46, "end": 3259.26, "text": " Wait, you can make your character?"}, {"start": 3259.26, "end": 3261.78, "text": " Yeah, I long guy just peeped as well."}, {"start": 3261.78, "end": 3263.1800000000003, "text": " What y'all about to look like?"}, {"start": 3263.1800000000003, "end": 3266.0600000000004, "text": " I gotta make myself, so let me make myself."}, {"start": 3266.0600000000004, "end": 3267.86, "text": " Default easy or hard?"}, {"start": 3269.78, "end": 3271.0600000000004, "text": " Hard, hard, hard."}, {"start": 3272.02, "end": 3273.34, "text": " Wait, I created this."}, {"start": 3276.38, "end": 3278.1000000000004, "text": " I'm not taking my camera."}, {"start": 3278.1000000000004, "end": 3280.5800000000004, "text": " I've never tried to crazy,"}, {"start": 3280.5800000000004, "end": 3285.1000000000004, "text": " just how fast the night changes."}, {"start": 3286.86, "end": 3288.9, "text": " Sorry, sorry about that, guys."}, {"start": 3288.9, "end": 3290.42, "text": " All right, I'm inviting everyone here."}, {"start": 3290.42, "end": 3291.26, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 3291.26, "end": 3299.94, "text": " fuck is it you I don't have you my guy batter that's not even an option wait how"}, {"start": 3299.94, "end": 3304.5800000000004, "text": " to fuck wait don't you don't have me added on steam bro you added me I don't"}, {"start": 3304.5800000000004, "end": 3311.5, "text": " know you bro I don't know you I wish I can't talk sick and I was getting in a"}, {"start": 3311.5, "end": 3317.9, "text": " chat bro yo wait how do I not have you out of bell I thought we played multiple"}, {"start": 3317.9, "end": 3324.46, "text": " games didn't we just play chain together I mean what Zondale what's your name on"}, {"start": 3324.46, "end": 3327.38, "text": " steam what does this look like me"}, {"start": 3327.38, "end": 3333.1800000000003, "text": " that buddy out buddy by the way by the way by the way by the way anyone who gets"}, {"start": 3333.1800000000003, "end": 3336.06, "text": " off this game before he beat it as a loser we're gonna hate farm them well I"}, {"start": 3336.06, "end": 3340.82, "text": " have to go at eight so I've said that nine times hopefully be the before a"}, {"start": 3340.82, "end": 3343.02, "text": " As you are getting a form. Yeah, you're gonna get a form"}, {"start": 3344.3, "end": 3346.3, "text": " Which one I don't know if I joined"}, {"start": 3347.1400000000003, "end": 3349.1400000000003, "text": " Ron, what's your steam name? What's your steam name?"}, {"start": 3349.54, "end": 3351.54, "text": " Go fuck yourself"}, {"start": 3352.1000000000004, "end": 3358.82, "text": " But this is what I'm talking about. No, no, yeah, let me type it in I click join, but try this one now"}, {"start": 3360.86, "end": 3364.88, "text": " Does it ever drive you crazy just"}, {"start": 3364.88, "end": 3370.48, "text": " So Ron I have you added but then you said I un-added you. Oh"}, {"start": 3370.84, "end": 3375.6800000000003, "text": " She look like me Jinxie if you see Jinxie pointed out chat. Where is he? Oh chat?"}, {"start": 3375.6800000000003, "end": 3379.84, "text": " Do you see Jinxie or do you see stable Ronaldo? Oh chat? He's right there. Oh"}, {"start": 3380.76, "end": 3386.34, "text": " Where is your name bro? It's your name Joe part is your name La piece is your name little like King of LA is your name Mike"}, {"start": 3386.34, "end": 3388.4, "text": " Wasowski is your name wrong I mean"}, {"start": 3388.4, "end": 3393.56, "text": " Exit you oh you think you're too cool. So you're offline on steam. That's the problem"}, {"start": 3394.2000000000003, "end": 3396.52, "text": " Mom mom. I'm in I'm in"}, {"start": 3399.56, "end": 3406.8, "text": " Yo, Ron you bro your character's top you look like a peanut. Oh, you're yellow. What the fuck excuse me"}, {"start": 3407.36, "end": 3412.76, "text": " I'm just looking at your character. Oh, yeah, yo, put your status on jinx"}, {"start": 3413.52, "end": 3417.96, "text": " I'm coming. Hi guys. Hi guys do it all WGIF"}, {"start": 3419.12, "end": 3422.94, "text": " Wait Cheshire proximity challenge. We should do proximity"}, {"start": 3423.8, "end": 3427.98, "text": " Jinxie you look super infertile. Does that I can't like reproduce?"}, {"start": 3428.6, "end": 3430.6, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 3432.36, "end": 3437.36, "text": " How many kids do y'all want bro? How many kids do y'all want? I want 50 so I can have 50 viewers no matter what"}, {"start": 3439.08, "end": 3442.1800000000003, "text": " I want I want 11 so I can make a valorant squad"}, {"start": 3442.1800000000003, "end": 3446.0200000000004, "text": " Is it a Valorant squad?"}, {"start": 3446.0200000000004, "end": 3449.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, I meant like a football squad."}, {"start": 3449.1400000000003, "end": 3451.26, "text": " Speaking of football, thoughts on Messi's retirement?"}, {"start": 3451.26, "end": 3454.0200000000004, "text": " Bro, Jinxie, did I not call he was going to retire?"}, {"start": 3454.0200000000004, "end": 3455.0200000000004, "text": " You did."}, {"start": 3455.0200000000004, "end": 3456.78, "text": " It was actually kind of a wicked pre-fire."}, {"start": 3456.78, "end": 3460.1000000000004, "text": " Does that mean Ronaldo was a goat because he didn't retire yet?"}, {"start": 3460.1000000000004, "end": 3461.1000000000004, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3461.1000000000004, "end": 3462.1000000000004, "text": " Hey, I'm not going to get on."}, {"start": 3462.1000000000004, "end": 3463.1000000000004, "text": " No, listen."}, {"start": 3463.1000000000004, "end": 3465.6600000000003, "text": " Yo, we're going to play this game, this product."}, {"start": 3465.6600000000003, "end": 3467.34, "text": " I'm not doing this shit today, man."}, {"start": 3467.34, "end": 3468.34, "text": " If it's A's a good day."}, {"start": 3468.34, "end": 3469.34, "text": " A's a good day."}, {"start": 3469.34, "end": 3471.34, "text": " I mean your game"}, {"start": 3489.34, "end": 3492.42, "text": " We go game chatter knows it not necessary you have to go game chat"}, {"start": 3494.42, "end": 3496.42, "text": " I'm eating up"}, {"start": 3556.42, "end": 3558.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3580.66, "end": 3584.1, "text": " Bet you can cash it if you raise bait it with an empty beer can"}, {"start": 3586.42, "end": 3587.54, "text": " We gotta find an empty beer can."}, {"start": 3587.54, "end": 3589.82, "text": " You can't, you can't do anything."}, {"start": 3589.82, "end": 3591.54, "text": " You can't do anything."}, {"start": 3591.54, "end": 3592.94, "text": " And then it took an all time."}, {"start": 3592.94, "end": 3594.1800000000003, "text": " Now, dumb up."}, {"start": 3594.1800000000003, "end": 3595.42, "text": " We need $12."}, {"start": 3595.42, "end": 3596.86, "text": " OK, we need to figure out how to make bread."}, {"start": 3596.86, "end": 3597.94, "text": " Oh, we can gamble."}, {"start": 3597.94, "end": 3599.3, "text": " Oh, but I love gamblers."}, {"start": 3599.3, "end": 3600.78, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 3600.78, "end": 3601.54, "text": " We can't, we can't."}, {"start": 3601.54, "end": 3602.04, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 3602.04, "end": 3603.86, "text": " Look at that, it's just gambled, bud."}, {"start": 3603.86, "end": 3605.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3605.34, "end": 3607.3, "text": " So what is the objective of this game?"}, {"start": 3607.3, "end": 3609.94, "text": " So we have to basically apparently just how"}, {"start": 3609.94, "end": 3611.78, "text": " what the fuck is that kid?"}, {"start": 3611.78, "end": 3613.66, "text": " Stealing my beer while I sleep."}, {"start": 3613.66, "end": 3617.8799999999997, "text": " So we have to find a long-legged creature who's gonna have his beard."}, {"start": 3618.3599999999997, "end": 3618.8599999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3618.8599999999997, "end": 3619.8599999999997, "text": " I'm drowning to death."}, {"start": 3619.8599999999997, "end": 3621.8599999999997, "text": " So what's the point of this game?"}, {"start": 3621.8599999999997, "end": 3622.3599999999997, "text": " We have to-"}, {"start": 3622.3599999999997, "end": 3625.8599999999997, "text": " So the way I'm seeing it, you can pick up these clams on the ground here."}, {"start": 3625.8599999999997, "end": 3626.8599999999997, "text": " I just picked up a few."}, {"start": 3626.8599999999997, "end": 3627.8599999999997, "text": " I'm drowning!"}, {"start": 3627.8599999999997, "end": 3628.8599999999997, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 3628.8599999999997, "end": 3630.8599999999997, "text": " Sell them to these guys."}, {"start": 3630.8599999999997, "end": 3631.8599999999997, "text": " I got a clam!"}, {"start": 3631.8599999999997, "end": 3634.8599999999997, "text": " Hey, if you're underwater, you like immediately start drowning."}, {"start": 3634.8599999999997, "end": 3636.8599999999997, "text": " Oh, you- okay, so we need to-"}, {"start": 3636.8599999999997, "end": 3637.8599999999997, "text": " Oh my God, wait!"}, {"start": 3637.8599999999997, "end": 3638.8599999999997, "text": " How do you sell?"}, {"start": 3638.8599999999997, "end": 3641.8599999999997, "text": " You hold Q and you throw on me, eats it."}, {"start": 3641.86, "end": 3644.54, "text": " Oh, oh wait, oh, you're getting money"}, {"start": 3646.9, "end": 3648.9, "text": " You fucking fat bitch"}, {"start": 3652.6200000000003, "end": 3655.48, "text": " I have a dollar of a dollar hate fat people"}, {"start": 3664.6600000000003, "end": 3667.5, "text": " We got we got $12 we need 25"}, {"start": 3671.86, "end": 3674.34, "text": " We're not gambling, you're just gonna lose. Don't gamble."}, {"start": 3674.34, "end": 3675.86, "text": " Now Jinx's in the chat."}, {"start": 3675.86, "end": 3677.3, "text": " Ooh, Foss?"}, {"start": 3677.3, "end": 3678.26, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3678.26, "end": 3679.38, "text": " Insert."}, {"start": 3679.38, "end": 3679.94, "text": " Press Q."}, {"start": 3679.94, "end": 3681.7000000000003, "text": " Rip creature to play."}, {"start": 3681.7000000000003, "end": 3682.58, "text": " Sharp and melee."}, {"start": 3682.58, "end": 3683.7000000000003, "text": " Yo, that's rip."}, {"start": 3683.7000000000003, "end": 3684.34, "text": " That's rip."}, {"start": 3684.34, "end": 3685.46, "text": " Whoa, lags fighting."}, {"start": 3685.46, "end": 3685.94, "text": " I'm-"}, {"start": 3685.94, "end": 3686.58, "text": " Oh, who the-"}, {"start": 3686.58, "end": 3687.3, "text": " I'm radio."}, {"start": 3687.3, "end": 3690.02, "text": " Why would you buy a radio?"}, {"start": 3690.02, "end": 3691.06, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3691.06, "end": 3692.7400000000002, "text": " By the tunes? The fuck?"}, {"start": 3692.7400000000002, "end": 3694.26, "text": " Okay, for the vibes, fuck it."}, {"start": 3694.26, "end": 3695.38, "text": " We have no more money!"}, {"start": 3695.38, "end": 3696.26, "text": " I'm broke."}, {"start": 3696.26, "end": 3697.54, "text": " Hey, well look, now we have music."}, {"start": 3698.5, "end": 3699.38, "text": " I hear static."}, {"start": 3699.38, "end": 3700.5, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3700.5, "end": 3701.38, "text": " That's beautiful."}, {"start": 3701.38, "end": 3702.6800000000003, "text": " Do they have a station out here?"}, {"start": 3702.6800000000003, "end": 3704.78, "text": " By the way, by the way, we need more money."}, {"start": 3705.98, "end": 3707.28, "text": " Oh my God, we have shared it."}, {"start": 3707.28, "end": 3709.58, "text": " I see both sides right now."}, {"start": 3709.58, "end": 3711.6800000000003, "text": " Seen from both sides on a 12!"}, {"start": 3712.58, "end": 3717.48, "text": " It's really, it's really on my mind."}, {"start": 3717.48, "end": 3719.98, "text": " It's really, really..."}, {"start": 3722.38, "end": 3724.38, "text": " Yo, can we repair this boat, maybe?"}, {"start": 3727.1800000000003, "end": 3728.48, "text": " I like this music."}, {"start": 3729.1800000000003, "end": 3730.1800000000003, "text": " Stop there!"}, {"start": 3730.1800000000003, "end": 3732.1800000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3737.1800000000003, "end": 3739.78, "text": " Was good, I've never eaten clams really"}, {"start": 3742.9800000000005, "end": 3746.9800000000005, "text": " No, I can't stop you. We have two we don't have one"}, {"start": 3746.98, "end": 3748.98, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 3748.98, "end": 3750.98, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 3750.98, "end": 3752.98, "text": " Is it just that?"}, {"start": 3752.98, "end": 3754.98, "text": " Jinx, you're on the wrong mic, I think."}, {"start": 3754.98, "end": 3756.98, "text": " Ron, I think you're on the mic."}, {"start": 3756.98, "end": 3758.98, "text": " Ron, your mic is pretty loud, too, Bear."}, {"start": 3758.98, "end": 3760.98, "text": " Okay, wait, I got an empty gear can."}, {"start": 3760.98, "end": 3762.98, "text": " Let's see if we can lure in some..."}, {"start": 3762.98, "end": 3764.98, "text": " some fish here."}, {"start": 3764.98, "end": 3766.98, "text": " What about now?"}, {"start": 3766.98, "end": 3768.98, "text": " What about now?"}, {"start": 3768.98, "end": 3770.98, "text": " It sounds the same a little."}, {"start": 3770.98, "end": 3772.98, "text": " Okay, okay, what about now?"}, {"start": 3772.98, "end": 3774.98, "text": " Okay, now you're little quiet."}, {"start": 3774.98, "end": 3775.98, "text": " Now you're a little quiet."}, {"start": 3775.98, "end": 3777.98, "text": " Okay, what about now, what about now, what about now, what about now?"}, {"start": 3777.98, "end": 3779.98, "text": " Ah, that's pretty good, pretty good, pretty good."}, {"start": 3779.98, "end": 3781.98, "text": " Alright, thank you, bro."}, {"start": 3782.98, "end": 3784.98, "text": " Alright, man, we're feeding in class."}, {"start": 3784.98, "end": 3785.98, "text": " Oh, I'm ready, bro."}, {"start": 3785.98, "end": 3786.98, "text": " Are you fucking crazy?"}, {"start": 3786.98, "end": 3787.98, "text": " I'm about to drink your shit."}, {"start": 3787.98, "end": 3788.98, "text": " Fuck your shit."}, {"start": 3788.98, "end": 3798.98, "text": " I'm gonna buy a fishing rod, guys."}, {"start": 3798.98, "end": 3803.98, "text": " No, we lost money!"}, {"start": 3803.98, "end": 3806.98, "text": " I can't get out!"}, {"start": 3806.98, "end": 3809.98, "text": " I can't get out!"}, {"start": 3809.98, "end": 3812.98, "text": " I can't get out anymore!"}, {"start": 3812.98, "end": 3813.98, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 3813.98, "end": 3816.98, "text": " What do you mean by anymore? Stop!"}, {"start": 3816.98, "end": 3819.98, "text": " Oh, wait, Jakey, you're fishing!"}, {"start": 3819.98, "end": 3820.98, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3820.98, "end": 3822.98, "text": " I got him! What?"}, {"start": 3822.98, "end": 3824.98, "text": " Is that a smile?"}, {"start": 3824.98, "end": 3826.98, "text": " You can't even touch him!"}, {"start": 3827.98, "end": 3829.98, "text": " Jakey, that's not a smile!"}, {"start": 3829.98, "end": 3831.98, "text": " Not a bit!"}, {"start": 3831.98, "end": 3834.98, "text": " Jakey, lower your gain to 0.20."}, {"start": 3834.98, "end": 3836.98, "text": " You're too riled."}, {"start": 3838.98, "end": 3840.98, "text": " Who's drinking?"}, {"start": 3840.98, "end": 3842.98, "text": " Oh my, this is fat, awful."}, {"start": 3842.98, "end": 3854.78, "text": " all right did we get a beer yet I got a beer guys okay so we need to if you"}, {"start": 3854.78, "end": 3857.46, "text": " manage to feed it I'll trade you my bowl"}, {"start": 3857.46, "end": 3863.1, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 3873.5, "end": 3877.88, "text": " Well, I just got I just got a empty beer king. What's the fuck? No"}, {"start": 3887.46, "end": 3889.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3902.58, "end": 3907.14, "text": " Okay, this long and legged preachers are still up here"}, {"start": 3908.7400000000002, "end": 3910.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, so"}, {"start": 3911.7, "end": 3913.7, "text": " Go fish. All right, here we go"}, {"start": 3913.7000000000003, "end": 3915.7000000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3915.7000000000003, "end": 3918.0000000000005, "text": " It's top left on the door it's three bucks"}, {"start": 3927.7400000000002, "end": 3929.7400000000002, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 3934.86, "end": 3936.86, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 3936.86, "end": 3938.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3941.1, "end": 3944.08, "text": " No, no, no, we instantly died we got one before"}, {"start": 3945.98, "end": 3949.06, "text": " How we got one tabs"}, {"start": 3949.94, "end": 3951.94, "text": " How do we oh?"}, {"start": 3952.1, "end": 3957.1, "text": " Oh, you know, I know we need we need a oh my god hot dog. I"}, {"start": 3958.6200000000003, "end": 3964.86, "text": " Just ate a hot dog. I got my fishing rock. Here we go. Ready. I used to be known as a pro fisher back in the day"}, {"start": 3964.86, "end": 3969.82, "text": " when I had a dad he actually probably had a fish one time and I caught a fish and I"}, {"start": 3969.82, "end": 3972.38, "text": " feed it to cats with my bare fucking fists."}, {"start": 3972.38, "end": 3973.38, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 3973.38, "end": 3974.38, "text": " You had a dad?"}, {"start": 3974.38, "end": 3975.38, "text": " I caught something."}, {"start": 3975.38, "end": 3981.54, "text": " We need a weapon so we can kill the next big spider-clad guys."}, {"start": 3981.54, "end": 3982.54, "text": " I got something."}, {"start": 3982.54, "end": 3983.54, "text": " I got a scorpion."}, {"start": 3983.54, "end": 3984.54, "text": " Lynn, speed the speed up."}, {"start": 3984.54, "end": 3985.54, "text": " I got Jason's penis."}, {"start": 3985.54, "end": 3986.54, "text": " Dude, that's not funny bro."}, {"start": 3986.54, "end": 3987.54, "text": " That's just not funny."}, {"start": 3987.54, "end": 3989.54, "text": " I got Jason's penis."}, {"start": 3991.02, "end": 3993.9, "text": " Dude, that's not funny, bro. That's just not funny."}, {"start": 3994.74, "end": 3997.54, "text": " I'm so confused. How do you convert the clam?"}, {"start": 4001.54, "end": 4004.74, "text": " You gotta reel the stuff in and then kill it and sell it to the guy."}, {"start": 4004.94, "end": 4006.94, "text": " So drop it on the floor and then punch it?"}, {"start": 4007.14, "end": 4008.54, "text": " Yeah, punch the fuck out of it."}, {"start": 4008.74, "end": 4011.54, "text": " Read the top left, y'all. To earn cash, you need to sell items."}, {"start": 4011.74, "end": 4013.94, "text": " Grab a clam, head to the NPC and hold a cube."}, {"start": 4014.14, "end": 4016.14, "text": " Oh, okay, so we need a fish for-"}, {"start": 4016.14, "end": 4019.74, "text": " Oh, whoa, I got a crab. I got a crab. I got a crab. Oh"}, {"start": 4020.74, "end": 4025.1, "text": " That's something big ours. Oh, we're coming up now. Come on. Come on. Oh"}, {"start": 4026.06, "end": 4028.06, "text": " My god that buckler went back in the"}, {"start": 4029.94, "end": 4031.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4034.06, "end": 4036.06, "text": " You can gamble the crab"}, {"start": 4046.14, "end": 4048.14, "text": " I had it, what do I do now?"}, {"start": 4048.14, "end": 4049.14, "text": " Reel it in!"}, {"start": 4049.14, "end": 4050.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4050.14, "end": 4051.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4051.14, "end": 4052.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4052.14, "end": 4053.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4053.14, "end": 4054.14, "text": " Find the piece."}, {"start": 4054.14, "end": 4055.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4055.14, "end": 4056.14, "text": " I got a game crap!"}, {"start": 4056.14, "end": 4061.14, "text": " Get down and drop it and then it goes right into the water."}, {"start": 4061.14, "end": 4062.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4062.14, "end": 4063.14, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 4063.14, "end": 4064.14, "text": " You gotta back it up."}, {"start": 4064.14, "end": 4065.14, "text": " Back it up."}, {"start": 4065.14, "end": 4066.14, "text": " How do I do it?"}, {"start": 4066.14, "end": 4067.14, "text": " Try it."}, {"start": 4067.14, "end": 4068.14, "text": " Oh, settle it."}, {"start": 4068.14, "end": 4069.14, "text": " Retard."}, {"start": 4069.14, "end": 4070.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4070.14, "end": 4071.14, "text": " Yo, you can be nicer about that."}, {"start": 4071.14, "end": 4072.14, "text": " Wait, do I sell this?"}, {"start": 4072.14, "end": 4073.14, "text": " Do I sell this?"}, {"start": 4073.14, "end": 4074.14, "text": " Do I sell this?"}, {"start": 4074.14, "end": 4076.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4078.8599999999997, "end": 4080.8599999999997, "text": " Get a rainbow crab"}, {"start": 4085.9, "end": 4087.9, "text": " Gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble"}, {"start": 4094.54, "end": 4097.26, "text": " Where's the where's my brass knuckles, how do I get it?"}, {"start": 4097.26, "end": 4099.26, "text": " Why do I burp?"}, {"start": 4099.26, "end": 4101.26, "text": " Yo, I get it."}, {"start": 4101.26, "end": 4104.26, "text": " When I reel them in, they just run into the water right away."}, {"start": 4104.26, "end": 4106.26, "text": " Where do I get it? It's a skinned..."}, {"start": 4106.26, "end": 4109.26, "text": " Bring it back a little bit. Bring them back a little bit. Scoop back, then drop them."}, {"start": 4109.26, "end": 4111.26, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 4111.26, "end": 4113.26, "text": " And then you got to instantly switch to your fish."}, {"start": 4113.26, "end": 4115.26, "text": " But I'm making out a day."}, {"start": 4118.26, "end": 4120.26, "text": " Alright, ladies. Close me."}, {"start": 4120.26, "end": 4122.26, "text": " Ladies, close me. I have it. Now what?"}, {"start": 4122.26, "end": 4124.26, "text": " Switch to your fish. It's our punchin' them."}, {"start": 4124.26, "end": 4126.26, "text": " Crouch is our punchin' them before he gets into the water."}, {"start": 4126.26, "end": 4128.26, "text": " be nice, be nice, be nice"}, {"start": 4128.26, "end": 4130.26, "text": " and then we dive, you just take them"}, {"start": 4130.26, "end": 4131.26, "text": " and then boom"}, {"start": 4131.26, "end": 4133.26, "text": " drop stuff, I wanna drop my two"}, {"start": 4134.26, "end": 4136.26, "text": " how do I drop this Q?"}, {"start": 4136.26, "end": 4138.26, "text": " yeah, that's game's relaxing, bro"}, {"start": 4138.26, "end": 4139.26, "text": " the music's pretty good"}, {"start": 4139.26, "end": 4140.26, "text": " I know, thank you"}, {"start": 4140.26, "end": 4142.26, "text": " help me, my cro- oh no"}, {"start": 4142.26, "end": 4144.26, "text": " help, help me"}, {"start": 4145.26, "end": 4148.26, "text": " yeah, to be honest, the radio, was that worth buying?"}, {"start": 4148.26, "end": 4150.26, "text": " yeah, I gotta say, it actually was"}, {"start": 4150.26, "end": 4152.26, "text": " this is good tunes, this is good tunes"}, {"start": 4182.26, "end": 4186.26, "text": " You can right click to drop it or you caught trying to catch some new shit"}, {"start": 4197.74, "end": 4199.74, "text": " I'm dying. Who's killing me?"}, {"start": 4201.7, "end": 4203.7, "text": " I'm dying"}, {"start": 4205.46, "end": 4207.46, "text": " I need to eat I need"}, {"start": 4207.46, "end": 4211.46, "text": " How do you press Q and throw it on the top of the machine?"}, {"start": 4211.46, "end": 4213.46, "text": " How am I not eating? I'm not eating."}, {"start": 4213.46, "end": 4215.46, "text": " I just died. I just died. I just died."}, {"start": 4215.46, "end": 4217.46, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4217.46, "end": 4219.46, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4219.46, "end": 4221.46, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4221.46, "end": 4223.46, "text": " Fire! Fire! Fire!"}, {"start": 4223.46, "end": 4225.46, "text": " I said fire!"}, {"start": 4225.46, "end": 4227.46, "text": " Where do I get it?"}, {"start": 4227.46, "end": 4229.46, "text": " Where is it? Wait."}, {"start": 4229.46, "end": 4231.46, "text": " I could have just ate clams."}, {"start": 4231.46, "end": 4233.46, "text": " How do I get my knife?"}, {"start": 4233.46, "end": 4235.46, "text": " I could have just ate clams."}, {"start": 4235.46, "end": 4237.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4242.74, "end": 4245.86, "text": " Made made made this made this made yeah, I don't even get the knife"}, {"start": 4246.74, "end": 4250.22, "text": " There's skin. Thank you. Thank you. So is there even a point of gambling?"}, {"start": 4254.06, "end": 4258.7, "text": " Bro, it's not about making money it's about living your life in life you gamble every day"}, {"start": 4258.7, "end": 4262.78, "text": " I wake up and I leave cherry hill. That's a gamble. Okay. You never know who's gonna be"}, {"start": 4262.78, "end": 4265.7, "text": " Geez us not that sweet ass city"}, {"start": 4281.179999999999, "end": 4284.259999999999, "text": " Buy knife at the door yes, I'm getting enough to buy a knife"}, {"start": 4292.78, "end": 4297.179999999999, "text": " I really want to buy this nice. She's a track star"}, {"start": 4298.54, "end": 4302.0599999999995, "text": " Wait, $45 who just used our money? Oh"}, {"start": 4315.7, "end": 4317.7, "text": " For the night"}, {"start": 4317.7, "end": 4323.62, "text": " I'm gonna kill myself"}, {"start": 4332.98, "end": 4336.54, "text": " I'm gonna get I'm gonna get brass knuckles so we can fight this fighter crab"}, {"start": 4347.7, "end": 4354.78, "text": " body hot submersion water can I get it each week you don't fish I love this game"}, {"start": 4354.78, "end": 4358.26, "text": " I'm not gonna lie I remember fishing back in the day with bad I missed those days"}, {"start": 4358.26, "end": 4369.26, "text": " lucky yeah more you guys fishing for fish actually yes we got a rock crab we"}, {"start": 4369.26, "end": 4376.179999999999, "text": " got a new creature yeah we should go for it's kind of relaxing yeah who's"}, {"start": 4376.18, "end": 4378.18, "text": " He's cozy right now. Anybody cozy?"}, {"start": 4400.18, "end": 4402.18, "text": " Bro, I got a bullshit skin"}, {"start": 4406.18, "end": 4408.72, "text": " I've managed to beat it, I'll trade you my bow."}, {"start": 4408.72, "end": 4409.22, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4409.22, "end": 4410.900000000001, "text": " No, and the spider shoot, we need it."}, {"start": 4410.900000000001, "end": 4413.46, "text": " So give him a beer, and then we can spawn in the boss."}, {"start": 4417.46, "end": 4419.02, "text": " I have a knife."}, {"start": 4419.02, "end": 4419.66, "text": " I have a knife."}, {"start": 4419.66, "end": 4420.62, "text": " What weapons do you have?"}, {"start": 4420.62, "end": 4421.780000000001, "text": " I think I'm ready."}, {"start": 4421.780000000001, "end": 4422.58, "text": " Press Z."}, {"start": 4422.58, "end": 4423.820000000001, "text": " What do you mean, press Z?"}, {"start": 4423.820000000001, "end": 4425.02, "text": " Jack, you're getting trapped."}, {"start": 4425.02, "end": 4426.42, "text": " I don't think something's rare."}, {"start": 4426.42, "end": 4427.58, "text": " Oh, you could sharpen shit."}, {"start": 4427.58, "end": 4428.62, "text": " This is some bullshit."}, {"start": 4428.62, "end": 4429.46, "text": " I got bullshit."}, {"start": 4429.46, "end": 4430.54, "text": " Where do you sharpen shit?"}, {"start": 4430.54, "end": 4432.18, "text": " On the thing, right here."}, {"start": 4432.18, "end": 4433.3, "text": " Yo, guys, buy him a beer."}, {"start": 4433.3, "end": 4434.1, "text": " He wanted a beer."}, {"start": 4434.1, "end": 4434.820000000001, "text": " He wanted a beer."}, {"start": 4434.820000000001, "end": 4435.42, "text": " Buy him a beer."}, {"start": 4435.42, "end": 4436.14, "text": " Buy him a beer."}, {"start": 4436.14, "end": 4437.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, wait, make sure y'all are full HP."}, {"start": 4437.9800000000005, "end": 4439.9800000000005, "text": " Make sure y'all are full HP."}, {"start": 4441.42, "end": 4443.46, "text": " Robyn, I'm sorry to go and he said he wanted a beer."}, {"start": 4443.46, "end": 4444.46, "text": " We have to buy him one."}, {"start": 4448.820000000001, "end": 4450.1, "text": " I want a beer too."}, {"start": 4451.900000000001, "end": 4452.740000000001, "text": " Eat to heal."}, {"start": 4452.740000000001, "end": 4453.58, "text": " How do I eat?"}, {"start": 4456.34, "end": 4457.42, "text": " How do I eat a shrimp?"}, {"start": 4457.42, "end": 4458.26, "text": " How do I eat this shit?"}, {"start": 4458.26, "end": 4459.1, "text": " He said he wanted a beer."}, {"start": 4459.1, "end": 4460.14, "text": " Get a beer."}, {"start": 4460.14, "end": 4461.780000000001, "text": " Ooh, a crab."}, {"start": 4461.780000000001, "end": 4463.3, "text": " Ooh, it's a floater."}, {"start": 4463.3, "end": 4464.660000000001, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 4464.660000000001, "end": 4465.900000000001, "text": " Anyone know what that means right now?"}, {"start": 4465.900000000001, "end": 4467.900000000001, "text": " It's a flower!"}, {"start": 4467.900000000001, "end": 4469.900000000001, "text": " Classic, classic."}, {"start": 4469.900000000001, "end": 4471.900000000001, "text": " Is that one niche?"}, {"start": 4471.900000000001, "end": 4473.900000000001, "text": " Whoa! I just came in my pants, I think."}, {"start": 4473.900000000001, "end": 4475.900000000001, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 4475.900000000001, "end": 4477.900000000001, "text": " Oh, wrong grab."}, {"start": 4477.900000000001, "end": 4479.900000000001, "text": " It's a flower!"}, {"start": 4479.900000000001, "end": 4481.900000000001, "text": " Have a hot dog?"}, {"start": 4481.900000000001, "end": 4483.900000000001, "text": " I do?"}, {"start": 4483.900000000001, "end": 4485.900000000001, "text": " Bro, this game is so beautiful."}, {"start": 4485.900000000001, "end": 4489.900000000001, "text": " Okay, so I think we use this radar when we repair our boat."}, {"start": 4489.900000000001, "end": 4491.900000000001, "text": " That's my cat."}, {"start": 4491.900000000001, "end": 4497.4800000000005, "text": " them a beer and then we should be good to kill the crab okay but what if we died"}, {"start": 4497.4800000000005, "end": 4505.68, "text": " to the crab then we have to restart the water maybe swim bro but the thing is"}, {"start": 4505.68, "end": 4510.88, "text": " that he's right moment you can actually sharpen your knife so make sure you"}, {"start": 4510.88, "end": 4520.320000000001, "text": " sharpen it before we wait how how how I got the check on the end oh you got a"}, {"start": 4520.32, "end": 4522.32, "text": " Good cops"}, {"start": 4534.599999999999, "end": 4536.599999999999, "text": " Why my effing"}, {"start": 4536.6, "end": 4539.72, "text": " What's up, what's the point of pressing B? What does it do? What does pressing B do?"}, {"start": 4540.6, "end": 4542.120000000001, "text": " Uh, it's the same guy?"}, {"start": 4543.4800000000005, "end": 4544.84, "text": " Ron, you can't put that in that hole."}, {"start": 4544.84, "end": 4546.04, "text": " I'm gonna fuck this walk-out."}, {"start": 4546.04, "end": 4548.6, "text": " Hey, look, Jason, look, I caught, hey, I caught you a little shit."}, {"start": 4548.6, "end": 4549.4800000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4550.04, "end": 4551.400000000001, "text": " You little fucking kid."}, {"start": 4551.400000000001, "end": 4551.88, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4551.88, "end": 4553.72, "text": " You know, Ron, if you keep talking about a shrimp,"}, {"start": 4553.72, "end": 4555.4800000000005, "text": " it makes me think you might have a shrimp, bro."}, {"start": 4555.4800000000005, "end": 4555.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4556.92, "end": 4557.72, "text": " Thank you, Jixie."}, {"start": 4560.68, "end": 4561.64, "text": " I'm average, yo."}, {"start": 4561.64, "end": 4563.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4564.240000000001, "end": 4566.240000000001, "text": " Where oh"}, {"start": 4566.400000000001, "end": 4567.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4567.56, "end": 4569.56, "text": " Got another"}, {"start": 4570.08, "end": 4576.320000000001, "text": " I've gotten this crap 30 times big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money"}, {"start": 4576.320000000001, "end": 4578.320000000001, "text": " big money big money big money"}, {"start": 4578.8, "end": 4584.360000000001, "text": " No, hey, hey guys guys, I'm about to spot in the crab. Are you already?"}, {"start": 4584.36, "end": 4590.799999999999, "text": " I'm gonna give him a beer. It's boss battle time"}, {"start": 4593.12, "end": 4595.12, "text": " It's boss everybody full XP"}, {"start": 4596.36, "end": 4603.599999999999, "text": " No nine. I heal up heal it heal up. I got no weapons though. You need to get a knife, bro"}, {"start": 4604.759999999999, "end": 4606.759999999999, "text": " My style bro"}, {"start": 4607.839999999999, "end": 4610.92, "text": " Now this shit reminds me of talking springs. Oh"}, {"start": 4614.36, "end": 4616.36, "text": " Well, I keep getting brown crack"}, {"start": 4621.28, "end": 4625.48, "text": " Which I may be actually just keep the crap. Oh, I already sharpened my knife, bro"}, {"start": 4631.88, "end": 4636.96, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, what over what"}, {"start": 4644.36, "end": 4651.44, "text": " guys we need a knife to kill him bro. what bro do not use my I'm back I'm back"}, {"start": 4651.44, "end": 4658.04, "text": " help I don't have my knife bro my knife where's my knife"}, {"start": 4688.04, "end": 4693.04, "text": " Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?"}, {"start": 4693.04, "end": 4695.04, "text": " I'm down. I'm down."}, {"start": 4695.04, "end": 4696.04, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4696.04, "end": 4697.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4698.04, "end": 4699.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4700.04, "end": 4701.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4701.04, "end": 4702.04, "text": " Kill him!"}, {"start": 4702.04, "end": 4703.04, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 4703.04, "end": 4704.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4705.04, "end": 4706.04, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 4706.04, "end": 4707.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4707.04, "end": 4708.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4708.04, "end": 4709.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4712.04, "end": 4713.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4713.04, "end": 4715.04, "text": " Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!"}, {"start": 4715.04, "end": 4720.04, "text": " Wait, it's a real one! It's like a CF thing!"}, {"start": 4720.04, "end": 4726.04, "text": " Where are you, Rod? Where are you?"}, {"start": 4726.04, "end": 4728.04, "text": " Rod, where are you?"}, {"start": 4728.04, "end": 4730.04, "text": " Rod, where are you?"}, {"start": 4730.04, "end": 4734.04, "text": " Oh my God, I'm actually... I'm actually just getting one shot."}, {"start": 4734.04, "end": 4736.04, "text": " I have a real knife!"}, {"start": 4736.04, "end": 4738.04, "text": " You eat twenty-one, so you don't get one shot."}, {"start": 4738.04, "end": 4740.04, "text": " You eat twenty-one, so you don't get one shot."}, {"start": 4740.04, "end": 4741.04, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 4741.04, "end": 4743.04, "text": " I have a knife! I'm gonna kill him! Don't hurt him! I have a knife!"}, {"start": 4773.04, "end": 4784.04, "text": " I'm up. I'm up. Stop talking me. I can't hear you."}, {"start": 4784.04, "end": 4786.04, "text": " Wait, yeah!"}, {"start": 4786.04, "end": 4788.04, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 4788.04, "end": 4790.04, "text": " I need to climb!"}, {"start": 4790.04, "end": 4792.04, "text": " Riz!"}, {"start": 4792.04, "end": 4794.04, "text": " Wake up! Wake up!"}, {"start": 4794.04, "end": 4796.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4796.04, "end": 4798.04, "text": " Me! Me! Me! Me!"}, {"start": 4798.04, "end": 4800.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4800.04, "end": 4802.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4802.04, "end": 4804.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4804.04, "end": 4806.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4806.04, "end": 4808.04, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 4808.04, "end": 4810.04, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 4810.04, "end": 4812.04, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 4812.04, "end": 4814.04, "text": " We survived, we survived though."}, {"start": 4814.04, "end": 4817.04, "text": " No, bro, we need it, fuck."}, {"start": 4817.04, "end": 4820.04, "text": " Okay, low key, that was a lot better than our first go though."}, {"start": 4820.04, "end": 4821.04, "text": " Okay, way better, yeah."}, {"start": 4821.04, "end": 4822.04, "text": " So what do we do?"}, {"start": 4822.04, "end": 4824.04, "text": " We just need knives, man."}, {"start": 4824.04, "end": 4825.04, "text": " We need knives."}, {"start": 4825.04, "end": 4828.04, "text": " We're not like a lie, Ron got like set into the sky."}, {"start": 4828.04, "end": 4829.04, "text": " He got some bullshit."}, {"start": 4829.04, "end": 4832.04, "text": " Ron is actually just dead fucking weight, bro."}, {"start": 4834.04, "end": 4837.04, "text": " Oh, Peter did this by himself yesterday."}, {"start": 4839.04, "end": 4840.04, "text": " We got picture?"}, {"start": 4840.04, "end": 4845.4, "text": " next time he's not gonna get eaten by a bird give me that on god that was one"}, {"start": 4845.4, "end": 4848.68, "text": " time which I could also eat the crab okay"}, {"start": 4848.68, "end": 4853.4, "text": " how do i challenge though what is the radar dude"}, {"start": 4853.4, "end": 4858.12, "text": " yo guys listen up the better bait you throw in the better items you get at"}, {"start": 4858.12, "end": 4862.08, "text": " the better creatures you get so try throwing good bait baits how do i get"}, {"start": 4862.08, "end": 4864.08, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 4866.76, "end": 4868.76, "text": " Use the hot dogs"}, {"start": 4875.76, "end": 4877.76, "text": " Shrimp"}, {"start": 4883.2, "end": 4886.08, "text": " This is you have to get a knife and sharpen it, okay"}, {"start": 4888.36, "end": 4890.72, "text": " I can't afford it. We need to save"}, {"start": 4892.88, "end": 4895.2, "text": " So listen, yeah, we need to"}, {"start": 4911.88, "end": 4913.88, "text": " Druller"}, {"start": 4918.72, "end": 4920.72, "text": " No, no, no, that was niche, I don't know"}, {"start": 4922.08, "end": 4926.34, "text": " So I'm saving for a knife and someone just bought some retard shit"}, {"start": 4935.36, "end": 4937.66, "text": " I'm not one that one friend that doesn't know the joke"}, {"start": 4946.36, "end": 4949.32, "text": " Yo, jigsie press escape or have high-fives good"}, {"start": 4949.32, "end": 4953.599999999999, "text": " you're incapable of doing anything and lower your gain to point to fix your"}, {"start": 4953.599999999999, "end": 4960.48, "text": " mic. Oh, free golf, Mr. Leahy. It's fine, bro. Wait, you mean on the back of my mic?"}, {"start": 4960.48, "end": 4966.4, "text": " I don't have an edge yard, bro. That's what it is, game. I know what it is."}, {"start": 4966.4, "end": 4971.4, "text": " Bro. No, you just made it louder. You made it in the game, dumbass. You made it in the game."}, {"start": 4971.4, "end": 4976.48, "text": " Everyone here have a knife for our money, bro. No, no. Who just spent all of our money?"}, {"start": 4976.4800000000005, "end": 4980.76, "text": " Who just spent all of our money on who just did that he is baby"}, {"start": 4981.120000000001, "end": 4983.120000000001, "text": " We'll just spend all my oh"}, {"start": 4983.160000000001, "end": 4985.4400000000005, "text": " Guys, how you do Bay guys?"}, {"start": 4988.6, "end": 4991.360000000001, "text": " Little hot dog why am I not fishing my real"}, {"start": 4994.64, "end": 4996.64, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 4999.64, "end": 5001.64, "text": " Less six"}, {"start": 5001.64, "end": 5004.72, "text": " Okay, I'm okay related snow crab is better"}, {"start": 5010.360000000001, "end": 5014.18, "text": " Gamble blue okay, okay, I sorry bro day"}, {"start": 5016.4800000000005, "end": 5018.4800000000005, "text": " I have to gamble the blue crabs"}, {"start": 5023.84, "end": 5025.84, "text": " That one's me so explain"}, {"start": 5031.64, "end": 5033.64, "text": " Yo, who spent 40 bucks?"}, {"start": 5033.64, "end": 5035.64, "text": " Why don't you just eat it?"}, {"start": 5035.64, "end": 5037.64, "text": " Who spent 40 bucks? Who spent 40 bucks?"}, {"start": 5037.64, "end": 5039.64, "text": " Somebody spent all of our fucking money."}, {"start": 5039.64, "end": 5041.64, "text": " We got a knife, dumbass."}, {"start": 5041.64, "end": 5043.64, "text": " Oh, you guys give it to me?"}, {"start": 5043.64, "end": 5045.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5045.64, "end": 5047.64, "text": " He's trying to fix the game."}, {"start": 5047.64, "end": 5049.64, "text": " Guys, not telling you to check the stocks."}, {"start": 5049.64, "end": 5051.64, "text": " If those stocks, you're just gonna be fucking idiot."}, {"start": 5053.64, "end": 5055.64, "text": " Okay, go to the shoe store."}, {"start": 5055.64, "end": 5057.64, "text": " I got a creepy creature. I got a creepy creature."}, {"start": 5057.64, "end": 5059.64, "text": " Creepy creature?"}, {"start": 5059.64, "end": 5060.14, "text": " Did you get it?"}, {"start": 5061.14, "end": 5061.64, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5062.4400000000005, "end": 5063.9400000000005, "text": " He doesn't do that on the oceans!"}, {"start": 5065.64, "end": 5069.64, "text": " Yo, guys, if you go under water, you can actually see the creature!"}, {"start": 5073.64, "end": 5076.64, "text": " It'll show your hotdog. It only works once."}, {"start": 5076.64, "end": 5078.64, "text": " It's in your hotdog bar. You can see it."}, {"start": 5084.64, "end": 5086.64, "text": " Wait, is this a hotdog or a fucking stick?"}, {"start": 5087.14, "end": 5088.14, "text": " No, that's some like..."}, {"start": 5088.14, "end": 5089.14, "text": " She looked like a cheater."}, {"start": 5089.14, "end": 5090.14, "text": " That's just the best of me for shit."}, {"start": 5090.14, "end": 5091.14, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 5091.14, "end": 5092.14, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5092.14, "end": 5094.14, "text": " I was already fishing with it."}, {"start": 5094.14, "end": 5096.14, "text": " Keep my shrimp, you freak fuck."}, {"start": 5096.14, "end": 5097.14, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5097.14, "end": 5098.14, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 5098.14, "end": 5099.14, "text": " Oh, Bershie!"}, {"start": 5099.14, "end": 5100.14, "text": " Oh, Bershie!"}, {"start": 5100.14, "end": 5101.14, "text": " Oh, even my shit!"}, {"start": 5101.14, "end": 5106.14, "text": " Yo, there's seagulls in the game, bro."}, {"start": 5106.14, "end": 5107.14, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 5107.14, "end": 5108.14, "text": " Take empty beer cans."}, {"start": 5108.14, "end": 5110.14, "text": " Hey, guys, run the music out."}, {"start": 5110.14, "end": 5112.14, "text": " No, someone play the radio."}, {"start": 5112.14, "end": 5114.14, "text": " Oh, I think I picked up the radio, actually."}, {"start": 5114.14, "end": 5116.14, "text": " Wait, that's not quite the hot."}, {"start": 5116.14, "end": 5118.14, "text": " I think we're ready for the boss battle"}, {"start": 5119.9400000000005, "end": 5122.1, "text": " I need a knife still I need a knife I need a knife"}, {"start": 5123.34, "end": 5127.02, "text": " Oh wait, I'm gonna drop this beer can we're doing that so we can"}, {"start": 5129.18, "end": 5132.320000000001, "text": " Damn with the fog gifted. Thank you dude"}, {"start": 5132.32, "end": 5147.04, "text": " 25 25 I don't want to hear that shit"}, {"start": 5147.04, "end": 5148.44, "text": " and then it disappeared from my shit"}, {"start": 5148.44, "end": 5159.24, "text": " what did you just give him the beer let me know"}, {"start": 5159.24, "end": 5168.36, "text": " I don't have a knife yet bro."}, {"start": 5168.36, "end": 5171.36, "text": " You BOTS."}, {"start": 5171.36, "end": 5173.639999999999, "text": " Oh GG's."}, {"start": 5173.639999999999, "end": 5175.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5175.12, "end": 5176.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5176.12, "end": 5177.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5177.12, "end": 5178.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5178.12, "end": 5179.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5179.12, "end": 5180.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5180.12, "end": 5181.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5181.12, "end": 5182.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5182.12, "end": 5183.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5183.12, "end": 5184.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5184.12, "end": 5185.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5185.12, "end": 5186.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5186.12, "end": 5187.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5187.12, "end": 5188.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5188.12, "end": 5189.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 5189.12, "end": 5191.12, "text": " Guys guys just calm down. I need a rest"}, {"start": 5196.48, "end": 5199.98, "text": " He'd climb a feeling a meeting clams a meeting clams"}, {"start": 5219.12, "end": 5225.0599999999995, "text": " I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming night from the ground night from the ground"}, {"start": 5225.0599999999995, "end": 5231.44, "text": " night there's a night from the ground why are you all I'm doing why are you all"}, {"start": 5231.44, "end": 5237.68, "text": " I'm doing oh my you fucking idiot"}, {"start": 5237.68, "end": 5241.54, "text": " No no wake up wake up"}, {"start": 5249.6, "end": 5251.92, "text": " I'm eating I'm eating I'm eating food I'm eating food"}, {"start": 5251.92, "end": 5253.92, "text": " Do it in a mukbang, do it in a mukbang, do it in a mukbang"}, {"start": 5253.92, "end": 5256.92, "text": " John, we're totally okay so you can't die, you can't die"}, {"start": 5256.92, "end": 5258.92, "text": " Wake up wake up wake up"}, {"start": 5258.92, "end": 5260.92, "text": " I don't wanna go to hell"}, {"start": 5260.92, "end": 5262.92, "text": " I'm eating"}, {"start": 5262.92, "end": 5265.92, "text": " I have two, I have a knife, I have a knife, hold on"}, {"start": 5265.92, "end": 5267.92, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5267.92, "end": 5269.92, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5269.92, "end": 5271.92, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 5271.92, "end": 5273.92, "text": " We did it!"}, {"start": 5273.92, "end": 5275.92, "text": " Oh my God"}, {"start": 5275.92, "end": 5277.92, "text": " How much money did we get?"}, {"start": 5277.92, "end": 5279.92, "text": " We beat him"}, {"start": 5279.92, "end": 5281.92, "text": " Oh my God"}, {"start": 5281.92, "end": 5283.92, "text": " Where's the feast?"}, {"start": 5283.92, "end": 5285.92, "text": " Eat"}, {"start": 5285.92, "end": 5287.92, "text": " Eat"}, {"start": 5287.92, "end": 5289.92, "text": " Who got the keys?"}, {"start": 5289.92, "end": 5291.92, "text": " Where's my knife?"}, {"start": 5291.92, "end": 5293.92, "text": " Bro, holy shit man"}, {"start": 5293.92, "end": 5297.96, "text": " Is that your anybody see a rainbow knife that I don't see it"}, {"start": 5298.8, "end": 5300.8, "text": " Wait, who got the keys?"}, {"start": 5301.0, "end": 5304.76, "text": " No, I don't see a rainbow knife. I guess I got meat chunks"}, {"start": 5306.88, "end": 5308.88, "text": " Little meat chunk"}, {"start": 5313.36, "end": 5315.36, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 5315.84, "end": 5321.08, "text": " Wait, I don't have a knife"}, {"start": 5324.92, "end": 5327.68, "text": " Not that but oh, oh wooden ball look"}, {"start": 5330.04, "end": 5335.72, "text": " I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming wake up wake up wake up your night your knife is in the water bro"}, {"start": 5339.4800000000005, "end": 5341.4800000000005, "text": " Yo guys"}, {"start": 5353.92, "end": 5361.2, "text": " dude jason why please revive me bro please wait so how do we okay so hold on"}, {"start": 5363.36, "end": 5369.6, "text": " keys to the boat so we use it on this boat over here this one no no oh this one"}, {"start": 5370.16, "end": 5377.12, "text": " whoa don't let jason try please i don't know where you guys come on jason spin back when you get"}, {"start": 5377.12, "end": 5382.4800000000005, "text": " i'm coming i'm getting a voice i'm getting the voice you forgot two people brah pull up pull up pull"}, {"start": 5382.4800000000005, "end": 5386.320000000001, "text": " up wait we need to carry the radar with us"}, {"start": 5386.320000000001, "end": 5390.72, "text": " radio get the radio radar fishing rod"}, {"start": 5390.72, "end": 5395.120000000001, "text": " right I make sure y'all get the bait we"}, {"start": 5395.120000000001, "end": 5396.88, "text": " got 72 dollars don't be scared to sharpen"}, {"start": 5396.88, "end": 5398.72, "text": " y'all's knives"}, {"start": 5398.72, "end": 5402.72, "text": " I'm driving the bug trust me I can do"}, {"start": 5402.72, "end": 5404.56, "text": " this trust me"}, {"start": 5404.56, "end": 5406.320000000001, "text": " guys I sell you tonight let me buy a knife"}, {"start": 5406.320000000001, "end": 5409.360000000001, "text": " would you buy we have no money"}, {"start": 5409.36, "end": 5411.36, "text": " Bye"}, {"start": 5414.599999999999, "end": 5416.599999999999, "text": " So you motherfuckers"}, {"start": 5425.5199999999995, "end": 5427.5199999999995, "text": " Bro get on the boat bro"}, {"start": 5434.719999999999, "end": 5436.719999999999, "text": " You have to get in the boat"}, {"start": 5436.72, "end": 5443.56, "text": " JZ get in the boat, bro. Holy shit. JZ get in the boat"}, {"start": 5446.4400000000005, "end": 5448.4400000000005, "text": " Nobody has a radar, bro"}, {"start": 5449.64, "end": 5454.2, "text": " JZ get in the boat. We got to go man. Wait. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 5457.88, "end": 5461.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, true that's so happy on everything"}, {"start": 5461.28, "end": 5468.28, "text": " I don't know how did I instantly drown."}, {"start": 5468.28, "end": 5475.28, "text": " I'm gonna go on the boat."}, {"start": 5475.28, "end": 5480.28, "text": " Yo guys, um, alright I got some intel, I got some intel where to go."}, {"start": 5480.28, "end": 5482.28, "text": " Alright, one moment."}, {"start": 5482.28, "end": 5484.28, "text": " Get on, get on, nerd."}, {"start": 5484.28, "end": 5486.28, "text": " How many knives do you guys have?"}, {"start": 5486.28, "end": 5487.28, "text": " Four knives."}, {"start": 5487.28, "end": 5488.28, "text": " We all have a knife."}, {"start": 5488.28, "end": 5495.2, "text": " Oh, we shut the door don't get on the boat get on the ball. Is there a radar in there? We have one we have one"}, {"start": 5500.36, "end": 5505.74, "text": " You're gonna go north right now north. No, I'm going straight"}, {"start": 5505.74, "end": 5507.74, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 5513.82, "end": 5516.9, "text": " Light things white things what does that mean?"}, {"start": 5528.46, "end": 5530.46, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 5530.46, "end": 5536.1, "text": " Oh guys, I'm I'm getting kind of seasick"}, {"start": 5544.34, "end": 5546.34, "text": " Every time"}, {"start": 5552.22, "end": 5554.22, "text": " Yes, I just got some new shit"}, {"start": 5560.46, "end": 5562.46, "text": " Bear"}, {"start": 5577.34, "end": 5579.42, "text": " I'm gonna stab the fuck out of you. Oh"}, {"start": 5580.38, "end": 5584.5, "text": " Yeah, you take us straight. Oh, I forgot we got to kill it"}, {"start": 5591.42, "end": 5593.42, "text": " What the"}, {"start": 5593.86, "end": 5596.22, "text": " Drive it to the next spot you burger"}, {"start": 5597.66, "end": 5599.66, "text": " Wait, why are we responding?"}, {"start": 5601.38, "end": 5604.42, "text": " Burger with the big 20 get this"}, {"start": 5606.74, "end": 5608.74, "text": " W burger man"}, {"start": 5612.02, "end": 5616.7, "text": " Holy shit, what are we going through the eye to store there's some lanes here now"}, {"start": 5650.46, "end": 5652.46, "text": " and fishing rods"}, {"start": 5653.08, "end": 5656.0, "text": " It's items when you drop on the end paper farm"}, {"start": 5658.0, "end": 5660.0, "text": " Yo guys listen"}, {"start": 5660.6, "end": 5662.6, "text": " listening"}, {"start": 5662.8, "end": 5666.24, "text": " Let me check my radar. I got some to my right. I got some to my right"}, {"start": 5668.24, "end": 5670.6, "text": " Bro, let me check my what's up? What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 5672.2, "end": 5674.2, "text": " Bro listen to this song"}, {"start": 5674.2, "end": 5676.2, "text": " Put it on the front door of the line."}, {"start": 5676.2, "end": 5678.2, "text": " The blue-eyed king."}, {"start": 5678.2, "end": 5680.2, "text": " Wait, wait, put it on one place?"}, {"start": 5680.2, "end": 5682.2, "text": " Put it on the front door of the line."}, {"start": 5682.2, "end": 5684.2, "text": " Let's watch out for that."}, {"start": 5684.2, "end": 5686.2, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5686.2, "end": 5688.2, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5690.2, "end": 5694.2, "text": " Yeah, when I first saw that guitar bump"}, {"start": 5694.2, "end": 5696.2, "text": " You stopped right at it"}, {"start": 5696.2, "end": 5698.2, "text": " Say hello to us"}, {"start": 5698.2, "end": 5700.2, "text": " This is how it works."}, {"start": 5700.2, "end": 5702.2, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5702.2, "end": 5712.28, "text": " We can buy a fucking shotgun"}, {"start": 5712.28, "end": 5714.28, "text": " Oh, dynamite."}, {"start": 5714.28, "end": 5716.28, "text": " Oh, dynamite."}, {"start": 5716.28, "end": 5720.28, "text": " Guys, there's a big, yummy fish around here, but you need a gun to kill it."}, {"start": 5720.28, "end": 5723.28, "text": " So we're not going to use the box fight until we get a gun."}, {"start": 5723.28, "end": 5725.28, "text": " We got Draco, a lot of chillians on our team."}, {"start": 5725.28, "end": 5727.28, "text": " Let's get that manganese."}, {"start": 5727.28, "end": 5729.28, "text": " Get that manganese."}, {"start": 5729.28, "end": 5733.28, "text": " Alright guys, we're at zero dollars. Let's get some money and get some money on."}, {"start": 5733.28, "end": 5735.28, "text": " Watch out, kill that monster bottom right."}, {"start": 5735.28, "end": 5737.28, "text": " Oh shit, I caught a plant."}, {"start": 5737.28, "end": 5739.28, "text": " Get that plant."}, {"start": 5739.28, "end": 5743.58, "text": " Yeah, Lobster's actually really yummy, but never had it. I suggest you have it."}, {"start": 5743.58, "end": 5746.28, "text": " No, Lobster's rated it's too chewy. Crap, better."}, {"start": 5746.28, "end": 5749.28, "text": " Well, I was old guy just like you when he put shit in their mouth."}, {"start": 5749.28, "end": 5751.28, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 5751.28, "end": 5754.28, "text": " I'm gonna eat this as I'm a little hungry."}, {"start": 5754.28, "end": 5756.28, "text": " Okay. It's okay to be hungry."}, {"start": 5756.28, "end": 5760.28, "text": " Yo, dude, y'all gotta fish the head of the beach here, y'all. I can tell y'all ain't from Florida."}, {"start": 5760.28, "end": 5765.28, "text": " I'm from this place called Pam Palm Springs. I know how to fish, bro."}, {"start": 5765.28, "end": 5768.28, "text": " I don't need you to tell me what to do when I'm casting my fucking rod."}, {"start": 5768.28, "end": 5784.2, "text": " I need a better rod. I need a better rod. Use me."}, {"start": 5784.2, "end": 5789.599999999999, "text": " There's a better rod for sale. Yo, it's called. Yo, guys, how big is your rod, Gwinniburton?"}, {"start": 5789.599999999999, "end": 5793.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, it's a pushing rod instead of a crab rod."}, {"start": 5793.56, "end": 5797.26, "text": " Oh, I got some new shit"}, {"start": 5800.88, "end": 5802.88, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 5805.04, "end": 5807.6, "text": " I just bought another crab rod like an idiot"}, {"start": 5810.6, "end": 5812.6, "text": " Hold on now hold on now"}, {"start": 5823.56, "end": 5825.56, "text": " Wait, do I need a bye, baby?"}, {"start": 5825.56, "end": 5829.56, "text": " Oh! Oh! Oh, I got some big, boys!"}, {"start": 5829.56, "end": 5831.56, "text": " Oh, I got a seabrook fish!"}, {"start": 5831.56, "end": 5833.56, "text": " Got a seabrook! Got a bass!"}, {"start": 5833.56, "end": 5835.56, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 5835.56, "end": 5837.56, "text": " Got a little bass fish."}, {"start": 5837.56, "end": 5839.56, "text": " Little pike fish."}, {"start": 5839.56, "end": 5841.56, "text": " What the fuck? It just blew up, bro."}, {"start": 5841.56, "end": 5845.56, "text": " I should have saved that for the boss, buddy."}, {"start": 5845.56, "end": 5846.56, "text": " Junk!"}, {"start": 5846.56, "end": 5847.56, "text": " Sorry, I wanted to try that."}, {"start": 5847.56, "end": 5849.56, "text": " Guys, that is quite funny."}, {"start": 5849.56, "end": 5852.400000000001, "text": " on save the dynamite for that little"}, {"start": 5852.400000000001, "end": 5854.64, "text": " adult"}, {"start": 5854.64, "end": 5857.280000000001, "text": " beautiful but it's not a lot bro"}, {"start": 5857.280000000001, "end": 5859.72, "text": " well I need to find a bush real quick"}, {"start": 5859.72, "end": 5863.88, "text": " what I need to find a bush real quick"}, {"start": 5863.88, "end": 5867.160000000001, "text": " I know I know I just but it's"}, {"start": 5867.160000000001, "end": 5868.76, "text": " remind me when I was on an island for"}, {"start": 5868.76, "end": 5873.84, "text": " seven days man great yes when you"}, {"start": 5873.84, "end": 5875.88, "text": " wanted seven days did you actually"}, {"start": 5875.88, "end": 5878.360000000001, "text": " drink your own urine yes I did I actually"}, {"start": 5878.36, "end": 5881.24, "text": " got an Argentinian news shout-out to messy"}, {"start": 5881.24, "end": 5883.96, "text": " I got asked me to find a bush bro should fry me"}, {"start": 5883.96, "end": 5886.5199999999995, "text": " oh my god that it's upstain bro"}, {"start": 5886.5199999999995, "end": 5891.0, "text": " honestly speaking it was not that bad it would it tastes sweet"}, {"start": 5893.4, "end": 5901.0, "text": " wait so Jason if you were to describe piss is it similar to apple juice or more similar to like"}, {"start": 5901.0, "end": 5906.679999999999, "text": " beer uh not like beer actually tastes better than beer like no bullshit i'm not trolling"}, {"start": 5906.68, "end": 5910.9400000000005, "text": " God you actually drink I drink I drink my piss. Yes, I threw a life"}, {"start": 5916.22, "end": 5918.5, "text": " So basically I had a life straw and I"}, {"start": 5919.22, "end": 5925.6, "text": " Basically a life straw eliminates 99.9% of bacteria, so I thought you're thirsty. Let me drink my own piss"}, {"start": 5926.1, "end": 5929.16, "text": " Then I drank my own piss and it tasted kind of sweet"}, {"start": 5934.58, "end": 5936.58, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5936.68, "end": 5942.92, "text": " That's disgusting man. Oh, I was over. I didn't see I was thirsty. It was through a life straw, bro"}, {"start": 5942.92, "end": 5944.92, "text": " We all watch those you to be going"}, {"start": 5948.200000000001, "end": 5952.12, "text": " Oh, we're gonna have a gift ease. Thank you, bro. Thank you"}, {"start": 5955.8, "end": 5960.84, "text": " I'm back. Okay quick question when you guys are using the fishing rod. Do you put a bait on it?"}, {"start": 5961.9400000000005, "end": 5965.92, "text": " Me personally I'm using the regular Bay. I'm still I'm still catching some mackerel"}, {"start": 5966.68, "end": 5972.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, so you usually, when you fish and everyone knows this, it's either you use a hot dog or you use a worm."}, {"start": 5972.4800000000005, "end": 5976.4800000000005, "text": " Uh, fishing rod, lemiky, lemiky fishing rod."}, {"start": 5976.4800000000005, "end": 5978.68, "text": " Ooh, why don't you get a fishing rod, okay?"}, {"start": 5978.68, "end": 5981.88, "text": " That shit on your face is ruining my human experience."}, {"start": 5983.88, "end": 5984.88, "text": " Gina, dinner's in."}, {"start": 5986.08, "end": 5987.88, "text": " What the fuck, I'm dying to the fish?"}, {"start": 5987.88, "end": 5989.68, "text": " I caught a gore! I caught a gore!"}, {"start": 5991.68, "end": 5992.88, "text": " I lost it!"}, {"start": 5992.88, "end": 5993.4800000000005, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 5993.4800000000005, "end": 5996.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, why am I the worst you fucking dead ass?"}, {"start": 5996.68, "end": 6002.8, "text": " bro we're looking moving right now yo did everybody don't be afraid to sell"}, {"start": 6002.8, "end": 6004.4800000000005, "text": " through the corner"}, {"start": 6004.4800000000005, "end": 6006.4800000000005, "text": " dynamite is met up here"}, {"start": 6006.4800000000005, "end": 6009.84, "text": " if you just whip it into the water you get a punch of fish at once"}, {"start": 6009.84, "end": 6014.320000000001, "text": " copy like boat shot in for tonight wrong those are no"}, {"start": 6017.320000000001, "end": 6021.320000000001, "text": " hang on I'm getting a hell of a big fish"}, {"start": 6021.320000000001, "end": 6023.76, "text": " don't spend money please don't spend money don't spend money don't spend money"}, {"start": 6023.76, "end": 6025.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6026.400000000001, "end": 6032.900000000001, "text": " Wasting money guys. I'm dead just sitting here. I don't I think I look at joke rod or something you have to reel it in"}, {"start": 6032.900000000001, "end": 6034.900000000001, "text": " But"}, {"start": 6038.4800000000005, "end": 6040.88, "text": " What do you mean there's nothing on it dude"}, {"start": 6042.68, "end": 6044.68, "text": " Read it in I"}, {"start": 6045.04, "end": 6047.04, "text": " Get the fan"}, {"start": 6047.04, "end": 6049.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6053.2, "end": 6055.2, "text": " Black tip H"}, {"start": 6064.24, "end": 6068.88, "text": " Bro, bro, you have to reel in the fish will bite like it's like I wrote fishing"}, {"start": 6068.88, "end": 6077.42, "text": " got it yeah it's like oh you get it huge you should you should it's huge"}, {"start": 6077.42, "end": 6083.34, "text": " you should do it boss boss boss guys okay I don't want to be the guy that said"}, {"start": 6083.34, "end": 6089.34, "text": " we should see who just met $25 I'm gonna kill you no no watch watch watch watch"}, {"start": 6089.34, "end": 6094.86, "text": " watch apparently if you throw a dynamite into the ocean a million fish will come"}, {"start": 6094.86, "end": 6096.86, "text": " and we'll have infinite fish"}, {"start": 6104.86, "end": 6106.86, "text": " The fuck is that"}, {"start": 6114.86, "end": 6115.86, "text": " Hey guys"}, {"start": 6115.86, "end": 6119.099999999999, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, okay, Jason, try throwing the dynamite in the-"}, {"start": 6119.099999999999, "end": 6120.54, "text": " Guys, try to go bobo."}, {"start": 6120.54, "end": 6123.0599999999995, "text": " Hold on, Jason's gonna try to throw the dynamite in the ocean."}, {"start": 6123.0599999999995, "end": 6124.86, "text": " Hey, are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?"}, {"start": 6126.179999999999, "end": 6126.9, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6126.9, "end": 6128.0199999999995, "text": " Jason, throw it in, get him."}, {"start": 6130.099999999999, "end": 6132.139999999999, "text": " No, get closer to the water, get closer to-"}, {"start": 6132.139999999999, "end": 6132.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6133.98, "end": 6134.98, "text": " Yo, are you?"}, {"start": 6135.98, "end": 6136.98, "text": " Yo, okay, okay."}, {"start": 6136.98, "end": 6138.54, "text": " Alright, yo, that was on me."}, {"start": 6138.54, "end": 6139.62, "text": " Oh, god, I didn't-"}, {"start": 6139.62, "end": 6140.38, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6140.38, "end": 6142.5, "text": " Just get closer to the water, though."}, {"start": 6142.98, "end": 6144.0599999999995, "text": " Okay, that was on me."}, {"start": 6144.0599999999995, "end": 6144.82, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6144.82, "end": 6146.82, "text": " I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6146.82, "end": 6148.82, "text": " It's going, it's going."}, {"start": 6148.82, "end": 6149.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it's a different file."}, {"start": 6149.82, "end": 6150.82, "text": " Badass."}, {"start": 6150.82, "end": 6151.82, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 6151.82, "end": 6152.82, "text": " I hate my shit, bro."}, {"start": 6152.82, "end": 6154.82, "text": " I got another one, Blizz."}, {"start": 6154.82, "end": 6155.82, "text": " How do I throw?"}, {"start": 6155.82, "end": 6156.82, "text": " How do I throw?"}, {"start": 6156.82, "end": 6157.82, "text": " Now I gotta eat, bro."}, {"start": 6157.82, "end": 6158.82, "text": " No challenge, not fish."}, {"start": 6158.82, "end": 6160.82, "text": " Eating a half of it."}, {"start": 6160.82, "end": 6162.82, "text": " Hey, run!"}, {"start": 6162.82, "end": 6164.82, "text": " Oh, big fish!"}, {"start": 6164.82, "end": 6165.82, "text": " Big fish!"}, {"start": 6165.82, "end": 6166.82, "text": " Big fish!"}, {"start": 6166.82, "end": 6167.82, "text": " Grab it!"}, {"start": 6167.82, "end": 6168.82, "text": " Grab the fish!"}, {"start": 6168.82, "end": 6169.82, "text": " Grab it!"}, {"start": 6169.82, "end": 6170.82, "text": " Grab it!"}, {"start": 6170.82, "end": 6171.82, "text": " Oh, my God, that's huge!"}, {"start": 6171.82, "end": 6172.82, "text": " That is the meta."}, {"start": 6172.82, "end": 6177.58, "text": " Just buy just buy more dynamite buy more dynamite dynamite equals matter dynamite equals matter"}, {"start": 6177.58, "end": 6183.0599999999995, "text": " I'm buying the dynamite. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna explode the water. Everybody get ready to catch your face. Come here"}, {"start": 6184.34, "end": 6186.34, "text": " All right ready ready ready"}, {"start": 6189.66, "end": 6191.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6192.38, "end": 6194.88, "text": " Thank I'm dying. Oh"}, {"start": 6197.219999999999, "end": 6199.96, "text": " You don't have to cast you can grab all my big"}, {"start": 6199.96, "end": 6203.32, "text": " money please I'm gonna save up for the shop"}, {"start": 6203.32, "end": 6207.88, "text": " guys save up 150 for the shotguns you"}, {"start": 6207.88, "end": 6210.64, "text": " kill the big boy the big one finishing"}, {"start": 6210.64, "end": 6212.88, "text": " right now we got a money fucking"}, {"start": 6212.88, "end": 6216.72, "text": " glitch boys the white dots are fish by"}, {"start": 6216.72, "end": 6219.52, "text": " the point I thought if you eat a leech it's"}, {"start": 6219.52, "end": 6222.28, "text": " poisonous no no shot my the gun bro I"}, {"start": 6222.28, "end": 6224.32, "text": " always wonder wait wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 6224.32, "end": 6226.84, "text": " come here come here I'm coming wait we"}, {"start": 6226.84, "end": 6229.56, "text": " have the we have the boss by activated"}, {"start": 6229.56, "end": 6230.96, "text": " But it says we should use a gun."}, {"start": 6230.96, "end": 6231.46, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6231.46, "end": 6232.26, "text": " Wait, we need guns."}, {"start": 6232.26, "end": 6232.860000000001, "text": " We need guns."}, {"start": 6232.860000000001, "end": 6233.660000000001, "text": " We need guns."}, {"start": 6234.06, "end": 6235.46, "text": " Wait, no, I have the mouse."}, {"start": 6235.96, "end": 6237.96, "text": " No, no, he needs to take leech bait."}, {"start": 6237.96, "end": 6241.26, "text": " No, I just gave him three and he's giving me this back."}, {"start": 6241.26, "end": 6242.46, "text": " Do not give up with this shotgun."}, {"start": 6242.46, "end": 6243.06, "text": " Buy the fifth one."}, {"start": 6243.06, "end": 6244.26, "text": " But he said when you fight the boss, you're dead."}, {"start": 6244.26, "end": 6245.46, "text": " I'm gonna get pistol."}, {"start": 6245.46, "end": 6246.360000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get pistol."}, {"start": 6246.360000000001, "end": 6247.06, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6247.06, "end": 6249.06, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you, we need a lot more money, bro."}, {"start": 6249.06, "end": 6249.860000000001, "text": " Everyone just lost."}, {"start": 6249.860000000001, "end": 6252.26, "text": " Hang on, why the fuck are we fishing, bro?"}, {"start": 6252.46, "end": 6255.360000000001, "text": " Why are we fishing by the dynamite?"}, {"start": 6255.360000000001, "end": 6256.06, "text": " He's right, he's right."}, {"start": 6256.06, "end": 6256.46, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 6256.46, "end": 6257.26, "text": " How do I throw, Jay?"}, {"start": 6257.26, "end": 6257.660000000001, "text": " How do I throw?"}, {"start": 6257.66, "end": 6261.16, "text": " Cue just wait it's not a throw drops just light it and press Q"}, {"start": 6268.62, "end": 6270.62, "text": " Grab a fish everybody grab a fish"}, {"start": 6276.74, "end": 6279.98, "text": " I bought a pistol about a pistol of free bullets"}, {"start": 6287.66, "end": 6291.0, "text": " We've so much fish fucking do it motherfucker. Whoa"}, {"start": 6295.62, "end": 6297.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6310.62, "end": 6312.62, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 6317.66, "end": 6326.54, "text": " guys let's keep buying dynamite what are we doing oh yo guys guys I'm about to"}, {"start": 6326.54, "end": 6333.7, "text": " shoot I'm about to shoot a seagull I'm about to shoot a seagull"}, {"start": 6333.7, "end": 6335.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6336.22, "end": 6340.3, "text": " See go down. Oh ggs. I'm just one"}, {"start": 6351.7, "end": 6353.7, "text": " Wait, no"}, {"start": 6356.3, "end": 6358.3, "text": " What you got my signal"}, {"start": 6358.3, "end": 6363.54, "text": " Okay, but what if it's a trick shot wait you got a secret shot how much is a sequel cost?"}, {"start": 6372.42, "end": 6374.92, "text": " The girl see her stone leeches from the ground to beat"}, {"start": 6376.7, "end": 6378.7, "text": " Hey, wait"}, {"start": 6378.7, "end": 6382.38, "text": " We're wasting all of our money. No, no, no guys guys"}, {"start": 6384.0599999999995, "end": 6391.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, guys, I'm lighting dynamite everybody grab a fish big fish. Oh my god. I just got a same. I just got a same"}, {"start": 6391.42, "end": 6396.099999999999, "text": " I just got a salmon. We got a salmon salmon southern salmon. That's not a lot of money"}, {"start": 6399.7, "end": 6403.38, "text": " Holy for Loretta Ian shooting the fish"}, {"start": 6403.38, "end": 6408.38, "text": " LASER SITE, WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED A LASER SITE NOW?"}, {"start": 6408.38, "end": 6410.38, "text": " LASER SITE, HOW MUCH OF BULLETS?"}, {"start": 6410.38, "end": 6412.38, "text": " PENACOLOBULLE, PENACOLOBULLE, PENACOLOBULLE"}, {"start": 6412.38, "end": 6414.38, "text": " You have unlimited bullets or no?"}, {"start": 6414.38, "end": 6415.38, "text": " Yes, bum bumble"}, {"start": 6415.38, "end": 6417.38, "text": " What, you have unlimited bullets?"}, {"start": 6418.38, "end": 6420.38, "text": " Alright, here, try to escape now!"}, {"start": 6422.38, "end": 6423.38, "text": " Barber, did you crazy?"}, {"start": 6423.38, "end": 6424.38, "text": " Yeah bro, right?"}, {"start": 6424.38, "end": 6427.38, "text": " Broke like 26 animal rights, like my right foot."}, {"start": 6428.38, "end": 6429.38, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6429.38, "end": 6431.38, "text": " My fish has a-"}, {"start": 6431.38, "end": 6444.9400000000005, "text": " no my fish got a halo on it what the fuck no it's dead it's dead"}, {"start": 6444.9400000000005, "end": 6451.18, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 6451.18, "end": 6456.22, "text": " Melan them to five appreciate the five only trick shots are permitted on the"}, {"start": 6456.22, "end": 6463.66, "text": " fish like I want to upgrade my shit you just need the beginner boss I think the"}, {"start": 6463.66, "end": 6465.66, "text": " Bostler probably lures in the boss"}, {"start": 6487.42, "end": 6489.42, "text": " Fish"}, {"start": 6489.42, "end": 6490.64, "text": " What wait how do I release it?"}, {"start": 6490.64, "end": 6493.16, "text": " KILL YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HATE YOU BRO"}, {"start": 6497.08, "end": 6499.4800000000005, "text": " Where's my where's my shit oh my god I just left"}, {"start": 6499.4800000000005, "end": 6500.88, "text": " Dude, fuck man"}, {"start": 6500.88, "end": 6504.8, "text": " I just left all my loot cause of fucking jinxing bro"}, {"start": 6505.8, "end": 6511.56, "text": " Oh my god bro what the fuck my pistol my fishing rod"}, {"start": 6511.56, "end": 6513.08, "text": " Wait wait wait"}, {"start": 6513.08, "end": 6515.88, "text": " Where's my shit"}, {"start": 6515.88, "end": 6518.4800000000005, "text": " It's just like blue bait gets in the shot"}, {"start": 6518.4800000000005, "end": 6520.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6527.68, "end": 6529.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6538.120000000001, "end": 6540.120000000001, "text": " Don't have a gun anyone take my gun"}, {"start": 6542.320000000001, "end": 6547.360000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, bro. I ain't like I got slimed down for all my loot, bro"}, {"start": 6548.4800000000005, "end": 6551.38, "text": " Killing let me get my gun back"}, {"start": 6553.4400000000005, "end": 6555.4400000000005, "text": " You get you took my gun"}, {"start": 6560.6, "end": 6562.6, "text": " Well, how do you lose with a gun?"}, {"start": 6562.6, "end": 6564.6, "text": " No, this is fucking"}, {"start": 6573.8, "end": 6575.8, "text": " I did that"}, {"start": 6585.160000000001, "end": 6587.160000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with y'all"}, {"start": 6588.4400000000005, "end": 6590.4400000000005, "text": " I don't got shit"}, {"start": 6592.6, "end": 6596.6, "text": " I can't do my thing. This guy is so tanky. Oh my god."}, {"start": 6596.6, "end": 6599.6, "text": " We're not gonna ask me. We're not gonna ask to shoot him. We're not gonna ask to shoot him."}, {"start": 6599.6, "end": 6601.6, "text": " Guys, I got a fish."}, {"start": 6604.6, "end": 6607.6, "text": " I can't do anything. I'm dead session preferred right now."}, {"start": 6607.6, "end": 6609.6, "text": " I ain't gonna lie. I'm doing the same shit."}, {"start": 6612.6, "end": 6616.6, "text": " Uh, so there's a problem guys. I don't have my knife."}, {"start": 6616.6, "end": 6619.6, "text": " Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah."}, {"start": 6619.6, "end": 6620.6, "text": " Yo, kill me!"}, {"start": 6622.6, "end": 6625.3, "text": " Oh. This guy just wants to eat bro!"}, {"start": 6626.820000000001, "end": 6628.02, "text": " Yo, f***ing murder!"}, {"start": 6628.02, "end": 6629.780000000001, "text": " This is a big death ring, bro."}, {"start": 6629.780000000001, "end": 6631.22, "text": " I'm not the weapon!"}, {"start": 6631.22, "end": 6632.860000000001, "text": " I was so fucking crazy!"}, {"start": 6633.3, "end": 6634.64, "text": " I'm not the weapon!"}, {"start": 6634.64, "end": 6636.360000000001, "text": " Kill the flopper, kill the flopper!"}, {"start": 6637.240000000001, "end": 6639.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6639.0, "end": 6641.0, "text": " Oh god, you walked in front of my bullets!"}, {"start": 6641.0, "end": 6641.54, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6644.8, "end": 6647.06, "text": " I died, I died, I died, I died, I died, I died."}, {"start": 6647.06, "end": 6648.72, "text": " I need a rest, I need a rest, I need a rest."}, {"start": 6648.72, "end": 6652.54, "text": " Wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, we're dying."}, {"start": 6652.54, "end": 6654.54, "text": " We're dying here"}, {"start": 6661.54, "end": 6663.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6672.3, "end": 6674.3, "text": " 83 bones"}, {"start": 6674.5, "end": 6678.44, "text": " This is the red boss fight right here with this is what this leech bait, but I don't think we're ready brah"}, {"start": 6678.4400000000005, "end": 6693.4400000000005, "text": " and we just lost all of our money we had we got to spend somebody so good news"}, {"start": 6693.4400000000005, "end": 6704.120000000001, "text": " they're bad news I got a pistol no no I just bought it I just bought this who"}, {"start": 6704.12, "end": 6709.08, "text": " pick up my pistol somebody's not I just bought this I just bought this I came"}, {"start": 6709.08, "end": 6712.28, "text": " like the gun is in the water"}, {"start": 6712.28, "end": 6716.44, "text": " oh my god I got a lot of bullets kill it kill it kill it"}, {"start": 6716.44, "end": 6724.84, "text": " that you stole my freaking pistol man so so orange dot equals pistol on the"}, {"start": 6724.84, "end": 6729.16, "text": " ground pistol pistol on the ground"}, {"start": 6729.16, "end": 6733.32, "text": " hey here jingsy take this pistol bro it's on the ground right here"}, {"start": 6733.32, "end": 6735.32, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna kiss him."}, {"start": 6735.32, "end": 6736.32, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6738.32, "end": 6740.32, "text": " That's a skin."}, {"start": 6747.32, "end": 6750.32, "text": " You guys, we gotta start. We've all gotta get guns, bro."}, {"start": 6750.32, "end": 6752.32, "text": " This is looking pretty hard in my life."}, {"start": 6752.32, "end": 6754.32, "text": " That was a mini-pulse, and we almost died, bro. That's not good."}, {"start": 6754.32, "end": 6757.32, "text": " Bro, guys, save up for the friggin' shotgun, yo. Give it to me."}, {"start": 6757.32, "end": 6759.32, "text": " I've actually known for using shotguns in my movies."}, {"start": 6759.32, "end": 6761.32, "text": " No, I thought we had an average IQ of two."}, {"start": 6761.32, "end": 6764.5199999999995, "text": " I mean that was kind of mean to be honest"}, {"start": 6778.36, "end": 6781.36, "text": " Oh, Maddie, thank you for the heads up, man."}, {"start": 6781.360000000001, "end": 6785.4400000000005, "text": " They're telling me they're telling me that the shot gun is out. I don't want a better game"}, {"start": 6785.4400000000005, "end": 6791.880000000001, "text": " I don't know if that's a little Mickey. Hey, I also heard if you if you kill the fish mid-air"}, {"start": 6793.68, "end": 6796.040000000001, "text": " You could trickshot it and make more money"}, {"start": 6796.04, "end": 6800.04, "text": " Oh yeah, the guy, I say you need to try it."}, {"start": 6800.04, "end": 6803.04, "text": " Jinxie bro, beat stomping if you want to be the truth, bro."}, {"start": 6803.04, "end": 6806.04, "text": " I eat whatever, get fishing rod, bit of fishing rod."}, {"start": 6806.04, "end": 6809.04, "text": " Yo Ron, you know in my prime I beat stomping the ones we want."}, {"start": 6809.04, "end": 6812.04, "text": " Oh, he wants to see some trick shots."}, {"start": 6812.04, "end": 6814.04, "text": " Is that you, Omi-chan?"}, {"start": 6814.04, "end": 6818.04, "text": " And it's just Jinxie. Oh, I see it, bro. I see the other."}, {"start": 6818.04, "end": 6821.04, "text": " Yeah, in my prime I try to beat stomping the ones I want."}, {"start": 6821.04, "end": 6823.04, "text": " Both take."}, {"start": 6823.04, "end": 6825.98, "text": " I took shot."}, {"start": 6825.98, "end": 6830.04, "text": " Holy whiff of a blade bro."}, {"start": 6830.04, "end": 6834.28, "text": " I got a pi\u00f1ata."}, {"start": 6834.28, "end": 6837.68, "text": " Careful, those guys are feisty."}, {"start": 6837.68, "end": 6839.08, "text": " L.A."}, {"start": 6839.08, "end": 6840.04, "text": " L.A."}, {"start": 6840.04, "end": 6841.04, "text": " L.A."}, {"start": 6841.04, "end": 6842.04, "text": " L.A."}, {"start": 6842.04, "end": 6843.04, "text": " Yo guys."}, {"start": 6843.04, "end": 6844.04, "text": " Yo guys."}, {"start": 6844.04, "end": 6845.04, "text": " We need one more dollar, one more dollar."}, {"start": 6845.04, "end": 6846.04, "text": " I need a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar."}, {"start": 6846.04, "end": 6847.04, "text": " I need a dollar, dollar, dollar."}, {"start": 6847.04, "end": 6848.04, "text": " I need a dollar."}, {"start": 6848.04, "end": 6849.04, "text": " Alright, what do you group up?"}, {"start": 6849.04, "end": 6850.04, "text": " I'm running out of time."}, {"start": 6850.04, "end": 6851.04, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 6851.04, "end": 6852.04, "text": " I'm going to cue it."}, {"start": 6852.04, "end": 6854.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6855.12, "end": 6858.56, "text": " Way wait wait wait wait let me trick shot this fish real quick"}, {"start": 6862.36, "end": 6864.36, "text": " Problem I just miss everything"}, {"start": 6869.36, "end": 6875.08, "text": " Ready three two one kill the fish out of the sky which is far up here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 6875.08, "end": 6877.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh, yeah"}, {"start": 6877.4, "end": 6879.4, "text": " Holy offering with the founding"}, {"start": 6882.04, "end": 6886.04, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, we're making some fucking money!"}, {"start": 6886.04, "end": 6888.04, "text": " Not in my inbound, not in my inbound, not in my inbound!"}, {"start": 6888.04, "end": 6890.04, "text": " Yo, Lazy! Yo, Jinxie, yeah, there you go."}, {"start": 6891.04, "end": 6893.04, "text": " Trigger fish!"}, {"start": 6893.04, "end": 6895.04, "text": " What the heck is a trigger fish?"}, {"start": 6895.04, "end": 6896.04, "text": " I got a trigger fish."}, {"start": 6896.04, "end": 6898.04, "text": " Yo, got to my time."}, {"start": 6898.04, "end": 6900.04, "text": " Three, two, one, go!"}, {"start": 6901.04, "end": 6902.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6902.04, "end": 6903.04, "text": " I think you forgot to light it."}, {"start": 6903.04, "end": 6904.04, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 6904.04, "end": 6906.04, "text": " Or did you say the lighter?"}, {"start": 6906.04, "end": 6907.04, "text": " I got the try to stop fish!"}, {"start": 6907.04, "end": 6909.04, "text": " Someone has to grab this fish out of my hand."}, {"start": 6909.04, "end": 6910.04, "text": " Wait, where?"}, {"start": 6910.04, "end": 6911.04, "text": " Grab the shit!"}, {"start": 6911.04, "end": 6913.04, "text": " It's the guy that looking for the shot gun!"}, {"start": 6913.04, "end": 6915.04, "text": " I got it too!"}, {"start": 6926.04, "end": 6928.04, "text": " What is this, man? It's a little long, fella."}, {"start": 6932.04, "end": 6936.04, "text": " So why would you spend that much money on a fucking shotgun?"}, {"start": 6941.04, "end": 6943.04, "text": " Yeah take that shotgun for me please."}, {"start": 6943.04, "end": 6947.04, "text": " Whoa, guys, I'm good at shotguns. That's like my thing."}, {"start": 6949.04, "end": 6951.04, "text": " Travis Scottfish actually cost a good penny."}, {"start": 6951.04, "end": 6953.04, "text": " Here, let me test my aim out real quick."}, {"start": 6953.04, "end": 6955.04, "text": " Are you fucking the head, bro?"}, {"start": 6955.04, "end": 6957.04, "text": " Are you fucking the head, bro?"}, {"start": 6957.04, "end": 6961.04, "text": " Guys, look at us. Everyone stop fighting. We need a fish."}, {"start": 6961.04, "end": 6965.04, "text": " Galama, galama, galama, galama, galama, galama, galama."}, {"start": 6965.04, "end": 6967.04, "text": " Galama, galama, galama, galama."}, {"start": 6967.04, "end": 6969.04, "text": " Galama, galama, galama, galama."}, {"start": 6969.04, "end": 6973.2, "text": " It's orange the chocolate you want to be the game we need to keep fishing"}, {"start": 6974.0, "end": 6979.08, "text": " You know it's going off. I know where's our speaker? Yeah, me too, bro. Where is our music, bro?"}, {"start": 6980.28, "end": 6982.44, "text": " We're not having any tunes. Yeah"}, {"start": 6984.28, "end": 6986.28, "text": " No tunes"}, {"start": 6990.4, "end": 6993.12, "text": " Hi, bro, I want to check my input on me just one second"}, {"start": 6994.76, "end": 6996.48, "text": " Trickshots on the truck"}, {"start": 6996.4800000000005, "end": 7002.4400000000005, "text": " Here we go, here we go, here we go. What do y'all want to see 360 double clutch, maybe knife spin in the air?"}, {"start": 7005.68, "end": 7007.68, "text": " Fuck me, bro, I genuinely fuck"}, {"start": 7011.400000000001, "end": 7016.96, "text": " Wait flying fish, no scope. Oh, he liked it. He cooked me bro. What?"}, {"start": 7020.080000000001, "end": 7022.080000000001, "text": " Pre-recorded stream"}, {"start": 7056.4800000000005, "end": 7060.68, "text": " Guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing"}, {"start": 7060.68, "end": 7064.68, "text": " I'm dynamiteing I'm dynamiteing"}, {"start": 7064.68, "end": 7068.68, "text": " Oh I like this one"}, {"start": 7068.68, "end": 7072.68, "text": " Bro our tunes are gone my vods are going down"}, {"start": 7072.68, "end": 7077.68, "text": " My vods are down"}, {"start": 7077.68, "end": 7082.68, "text": " Hey there la la what's it like in New York City"}, {"start": 7082.68, "end": 7085.320000000001, "text": " Wait, how do I place it on the floor and play music?"}, {"start": 7085.320000000001, "end": 7088.52, "text": " QQQ, so click, I'll do it, I'll do it, just press Q, I got it."}, {"start": 7088.52, "end": 7091.56, "text": " Here Jason, put on some good tunes, Jason."}, {"start": 7091.56, "end": 7092.56, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 7092.56, "end": 7093.56, "text": " You heard or not?"}, {"start": 7093.56, "end": 7094.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7094.56, "end": 7095.56, "text": " God, I can't do anything."}, {"start": 7095.56, "end": 7096.56, "text": " I can't do anything."}, {"start": 7096.56, "end": 7097.56, "text": " Like this?"}, {"start": 7097.56, "end": 7098.56, "text": " This is a good one."}, {"start": 7098.56, "end": 7099.56, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 7099.56, "end": 7100.56, "text": " Now put it down."}, {"start": 7100.56, "end": 7101.56, "text": " Going out of the way."}, {"start": 7101.56, "end": 7102.56, "text": " Whoa, did you guys not see this?"}, {"start": 7102.56, "end": 7103.56, "text": " There's a big motor for sale, $230."}, {"start": 7103.56, "end": 7104.56, "text": " Oh wait, I actually didn't see it."}, {"start": 7104.56, "end": 7105.56, "text": " Wait, we gotta cut these."}, {"start": 7105.56, "end": 7106.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7106.56, "end": 7107.56, "text": " We saving now, we saving now."}, {"start": 7107.56, "end": 7108.56, "text": " We saving now."}, {"start": 7108.56, "end": 7109.56, "text": " We saving now."}, {"start": 7109.56, "end": 7110.56, "text": " We saving now."}, {"start": 7110.56, "end": 7111.56, "text": " We saving now."}, {"start": 7111.56, "end": 7116.52, "text": " save it though I think we go to boss"}, {"start": 7116.52, "end": 7120.4800000000005, "text": " over here if you're gonna start the fight yo guys guys guys one more dire to"}, {"start": 7120.4800000000005, "end": 7125.52, "text": " my everybody collect their fish Travis Scott"}, {"start": 7125.52, "end": 7127.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7139.4400000000005, "end": 7143.06, "text": " Guys this isn't us guys this isn't us bro"}, {"start": 7147.9400000000005, "end": 7152.92, "text": " Wait, so there's two like orange little things there do I go grab that or no"}, {"start": 7155.52, "end": 7159.52, "text": " Yo, who ate the song by the way?"}, {"start": 7159.52, "end": 7161.52, "text": " Was it Jesse, Jay?"}, {"start": 7161.52, "end": 7165.52, "text": " You light me up inside like the photo."}, {"start": 7165.52, "end": 7167.52, "text": " All right, ready?"}, {"start": 7167.52, "end": 7170.52, "text": " Here we go. More dynamite."}, {"start": 7170.52, "end": 7172.52, "text": " Singing in the shower."}, {"start": 7172.52, "end": 7176.52, "text": " Okay, I have a shot that I'm actually going to have to take the river fish."}, {"start": 7176.52, "end": 7178.52, "text": " Let's party."}, {"start": 7178.52, "end": 7181.52, "text": " Let's go. We ate the drugs."}, {"start": 7181.52, "end": 7183.52, "text": " Guys, guys, crush it."}, {"start": 7183.52, "end": 7185.52, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 7185.52, "end": 7191.740000000001, "text": " Question question question and let me know if I get answers here. Do y'all want to use the dying numite for the boss?"}, {"start": 7191.740000000001, "end": 7194.740000000001, "text": " It could be a strap. No, it's a job gun like this"}, {"start": 7195.740000000001, "end": 7201.42, "text": " Oh, you've got to get this fish. Look at this freak. So what? It's an old man. You think what I'm thinking? Look at that spreeke."}, {"start": 7201.42, "end": 7203.42, "text": " Hey, what else did you suck on?"}, {"start": 7203.42, "end": 7205.42, "text": " That freaky ass fish, bro."}, {"start": 7205.42, "end": 7207.42, "text": " You're late, watch this."}, {"start": 7207.42, "end": 7208.92, "text": " Bait away."}, {"start": 7208.92, "end": 7210.92, "text": " Three damage, bro."}, {"start": 7210.92, "end": 7225.24, "text": " I'm not gonna fucking blast moment we're stable or not I was enjoying"}, {"start": 7225.24, "end": 7233.04, "text": " rare fun friend friend swap I'm about to get the beginner boss leader"}, {"start": 7233.04, "end": 7235.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7245.28, "end": 7248.72, "text": " Guys if one of us goes down and we get dragged by the sequel you can shoot it"}, {"start": 7263.04, "end": 7266.72, "text": " I'm gonna spawn it I'm gonna spawn it I'm gonna spawn it ready?"}, {"start": 7266.72, "end": 7267.72, "text": " OOOOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 7267.72, "end": 7269.72, "text": " Okay, let's finish first first first first!"}, {"start": 7269.72, "end": 7270.72, "text": " Let's finish first first!"}, {"start": 7270.72, "end": 7271.72, "text": " Plus 22."}, {"start": 7271.72, "end": 7274.72, "text": " You gotta take off your noise suppression."}, {"start": 7274.72, "end": 7276.72, "text": " You gotta take off your game bro."}, {"start": 7276.72, "end": 7279.72, "text": " Turn down your 4-watt, don't let it go around."}, {"start": 7279.72, "end": 7281.72, "text": " I've been dead today bro."}, {"start": 7281.72, "end": 7283.72, "text": " Here we go guys, let's fuck you up."}, {"start": 7283.72, "end": 7286.72, "text": " You gotta gain weight or gain, you'll start the boss fight right?"}, {"start": 7286.72, "end": 7288.72, "text": " Start that shit, start that shit, start that shit."}, {"start": 7288.72, "end": 7289.72, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7289.72, "end": 7292.72, "text": " Oh my god, boss fight, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"}, {"start": 7292.72, "end": 7294.72, "text": " That's funny"}, {"start": 7305.68, "end": 7307.68, "text": " There's little piranhas, yo"}, {"start": 7315.56, "end": 7317.56, "text": " There's me"}, {"start": 7322.72, "end": 7332.72, "text": " I just killed, I just killed, I just killed GC, oh fuck, oh fuck, resin, resin, resin."}, {"start": 7337.72, "end": 7340.72, "text": " Take the baby ones, remember y'all."}, {"start": 7343.72, "end": 7345.72, "text": " I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying."}, {"start": 7345.72, "end": 7353.72, "text": " I need food! I need food! Kill the fish!"}, {"start": 7353.72, "end": 7357.72, "text": " I'm dead, I'm dead! I need rest! I need rest! I need rest!"}, {"start": 7357.72, "end": 7359.72, "text": " Copy! Copy! Copy! Copy!"}, {"start": 7359.72, "end": 7361.72, "text": " Grab my gun! Grab my gun!"}, {"start": 7361.72, "end": 7363.72, "text": " Gun down! Gun down!"}, {"start": 7363.72, "end": 7365.72, "text": " He need to run up!"}, {"start": 7365.72, "end": 7367.72, "text": " He need to run up! He need to run up!"}, {"start": 7367.72, "end": 7369.72, "text": " He's gonna be spawned! He's gonna be spawned!"}, {"start": 7369.72, "end": 7371.72, "text": " Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!"}, {"start": 7371.72, "end": 7373.72, "text": " Holy trick shot!"}, {"start": 7403.72, "end": 7406.4800000000005, "text": " We have plenty of time plenty of time plenty of time boys"}, {"start": 7407.68, "end": 7411.56, "text": " Shoot in the big one big ones big ones on me big ones on me"}, {"start": 7416.92, "end": 7418.92, "text": " You choose"}, {"start": 7420.76, "end": 7423.12, "text": " I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying"}, {"start": 7428.72, "end": 7430.72, "text": " Who needs a rest who needs a rest"}, {"start": 7463.72, "end": 7464.72, "text": " Almost dead!"}, {"start": 7464.72, "end": 7465.72, "text": " Almost dead!"}, {"start": 7465.72, "end": 7466.72, "text": " We don't need to order shit!"}, {"start": 7466.72, "end": 7467.72, "text": " We don't need to order shit!"}, {"start": 7467.72, "end": 7468.72, "text": " We don't need to order shit!"}, {"start": 7468.72, "end": 7469.72, "text": " Come here, bitch!"}, {"start": 7469.72, "end": 7470.72, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7470.72, "end": 7471.72, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7471.72, "end": 7472.72, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7472.72, "end": 7477.72, "text": " Oh, memory kill, memory sale, yeah, memory sale, little bits."}, {"start": 7477.72, "end": 7481.72, "text": " That's big money, that's big money, that's big money, meat chunk."}, {"start": 7481.72, "end": 7483.72, "text": " That's big money, that's big money."}, {"start": 7483.72, "end": 7484.72, "text": " 25?"}, {"start": 7484.72, "end": 7485.72, "text": " 25."}, {"start": 7485.72, "end": 7486.72, "text": " These funneled toons are killing me."}, {"start": 7486.72, "end": 7491.72, "text": " Ladies, take that fishing rod and reel in a razor and shave that bottle of tea off."}, {"start": 7492.6, "end": 7494.6, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 7501.04, "end": 7503.04, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 7503.64, "end": 7507.12, "text": " Hey, hey, look Gigi. Look what I got bro. I got it"}, {"start": 7510.64, "end": 7512.64, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 7512.64, "end": 7514.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7517.900000000001, "end": 7520.900000000001, "text": " Can't sell it"}, {"start": 7525.72, "end": 7529.64, "text": " Oh, it's right there the skeleton right here time period on a skeleton"}, {"start": 7538.320000000001, "end": 7540.320000000001, "text": " Oh, oh you they girl"}, {"start": 7542.64, "end": 7544.88, "text": " We could sell all these baby prawns, bro."}, {"start": 7545.88, "end": 7548.400000000001, "text": " Here you go. Use this to find your next island."}, {"start": 7548.400000000001, "end": 7549.72, "text": " Oh, oh, let's go."}, {"start": 7551.04, "end": 7553.56, "text": " Wait, let's sell all these prawns, though. There's so many."}, {"start": 7554.72, "end": 7555.72, "text": " Oh, yeah, let's sell this."}, {"start": 7560.72, "end": 7564.0, "text": " Oh, my God, yo, I got a fucking duck."}, {"start": 7566.240000000001, "end": 7569.08, "text": " No, Jason, that's a seagull. Jason, that's a seagull."}, {"start": 7569.08, "end": 7569.88, "text": " It's not a duck."}, {"start": 7569.88, "end": 7572.240000000001, "text": " Guys, remember to sell everything that you're not using."}, {"start": 7572.24, "end": 7574.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7595.28, "end": 7597.28, "text": " What do you call a fish with no eyes"}, {"start": 7602.24, "end": 7605.24, "text": " Oh, he's to me, I didn't know he was there."}, {"start": 7605.24, "end": 7609.24, "text": " And I was just wondering if you remember those good times when you came."}, {"start": 7611.24, "end": 7613.24, "text": " I got something to chop."}, {"start": 7613.24, "end": 7615.24, "text": " Yeah, bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 7615.24, "end": 7617.24, "text": " Chop, stop it."}, {"start": 7617.24, "end": 7619.24, "text": " Stop it, chop."}, {"start": 7619.24, "end": 7621.24, "text": " Somebody just hit themselves."}, {"start": 7621.24, "end": 7625.24, "text": " Wait, so what did we get? Did we get a compass or what was that?"}, {"start": 7625.24, "end": 7627.24, "text": " Lace, lace, lace."}, {"start": 7627.24, "end": 7628.24, "text": " I can't hear anything."}, {"start": 7628.24, "end": 7630.24, "text": " Lace, gross, what happened in the liver grove?"}, {"start": 7630.24, "end": 7640.92, "text": " No, we have an extra one dude, we have one in the boat"}, {"start": 7640.92, "end": 7645.16, "text": " I don't know about y'all but this is like this is my life like we can't be trolling out here"}, {"start": 7645.16, "end": 7648.16, "text": " Wait, I'm gonna get your life out of this"}, {"start": 7648.16, "end": 7651.16, "text": " Yo we have two islands, we either go north or we go east"}, {"start": 7651.16, "end": 7652.16, "text": " Stop them y'all!"}, {"start": 7652.16, "end": 7653.16, "text": " What do y'all want?"}, {"start": 7653.16, "end": 7654.16, "text": " North or east?"}, {"start": 7654.16, "end": 7655.16, "text": " I'm down for west y'all"}, {"start": 7655.16, "end": 7656.16, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 7686.16, "end": 7688.16, "text": " Oh yeah, guess what? Look what I got."}, {"start": 7688.16, "end": 7689.16, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 7689.16, "end": 7691.16, "text": " Marble face!"}, {"start": 7691.16, "end": 7692.16, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 7692.16, "end": 7693.16, "text": " I got your knife!"}, {"start": 7693.16, "end": 7696.16, "text": " Yeah, I got that marble face. Stop playing with me."}, {"start": 7696.16, "end": 7697.16, "text": " Stop playing with me."}, {"start": 7697.16, "end": 7699.16, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, turn off the point."}, {"start": 7699.16, "end": 7701.16, "text": " No, where's the point?"}, {"start": 7701.16, "end": 7702.16, "text": " Where's the point?"}, {"start": 7702.16, "end": 7703.16, "text": " It's in channel."}, {"start": 7705.16, "end": 7707.16, "text": " I don't got shit!"}, {"start": 7707.16, "end": 7708.16, "text": " I don't got shit!"}, {"start": 7708.16, "end": 7709.16, "text": " I don't got shit!"}, {"start": 7709.16, "end": 7710.16, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 7710.16, "end": 7712.16, "text": " Yo, so this is what we do."}, {"start": 7712.16, "end": 7713.16, "text": " Yo, 48 to me!"}, {"start": 7713.16, "end": 7715.16, "text": " Yo, but uh, yo, you're robbing me right now."}, {"start": 7715.16, "end": 7727.16, "text": " me right now this is what it is this should remind me of when I was on a"}, {"start": 7727.16, "end": 7731.599999999999, "text": " island wait so what happens if you kill the guy"}, {"start": 7731.6, "end": 7733.6, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7791.6, "end": 7793.6, "text": " Yo, who do we feed? The guy wants a shark, bro!"}, {"start": 7793.6, "end": 7795.6, "text": " He wants a shark, bro!"}, {"start": 7796.6, "end": 7797.1, "text": " Copy."}, {"start": 7798.400000000001, "end": 7800.400000000001, "text": " Wait, how do I put the boat back in the locker?"}, {"start": 7800.900000000001, "end": 7801.6, "text": " There's no locker."}, {"start": 7801.6, "end": 7802.6, "text": " There's no locker."}, {"start": 7803.6, "end": 7805.6, "text": " Yo, I think it's a Mac 10 in here, guys."}, {"start": 7805.6, "end": 7807.1, "text": " It's like, a Mac 10 thing."}, {"start": 7809.6, "end": 7812.400000000001, "text": " Shoot the boat up here and he's face for the boss there."}, {"start": 7812.400000000001, "end": 7813.1, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7813.400000000001, "end": 7815.400000000001, "text": " Yo, I just got Nemo!"}, {"start": 7816.1, "end": 7816.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, wait."}, {"start": 7817.200000000001, "end": 7818.200000000001, "text": " Fucking bitch."}, {"start": 7818.6, "end": 7819.400000000001, "text": " Fucking die."}, {"start": 7819.700000000001, "end": 7821.3, "text": " Hey, Nemo, we're from Delas."}, {"start": 7821.3, "end": 7831.3, "text": " $68 for Nemo"}, {"start": 7851.3, "end": 7853.3, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 7865.3, "end": 7868.5, "text": " Wait guys we can cook the fish"}, {"start": 7872.78, "end": 7874.78, "text": " He wants a chart"}, {"start": 7874.78, "end": 7887.34, "text": " Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, whoa. Oh my god, bro. Yo, we're making money, bro. Yeah"}, {"start": 7887.34, "end": 7895.0199999999995, "text": " It's learning it's learning you guys this this kind of reminds me when I was on the island for seven days"}, {"start": 7925.02, "end": 7934.46, "text": " about shout all right so we're starting a boss battle that is"}, {"start": 7935.820000000001, "end": 7940.3, "text": " now look at us now we have money and now we have weapons look at this"}, {"start": 7940.3, "end": 7945.42, "text": " yeah oh yeah tight tight tight tight oh this guy is so"}, {"start": 7945.42, "end": 7947.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7959.18, "end": 7961.38, "text": " Guess we're low key swimming through this"}, {"start": 7964.3, "end": 7966.66, "text": " Hey, we're low-key swimming through this"}, {"start": 7968.42, "end": 7971.9800000000005, "text": " Wow, I'm low-key stroking my shit right now"}, {"start": 7975.42, "end": 7979.06, "text": " She kinda look like a Green Lantern."}, {"start": 7979.06, "end": 7980.06, "text": " Tripp Angel Fish."}, {"start": 7980.06, "end": 7984.06, "text": " She kinda looks like a fucking stable."}, {"start": 7984.06, "end": 7986.9400000000005, "text": " Dude, this music is so soothing."}, {"start": 7986.9400000000005, "end": 7990.3, "text": " What type of little fucking skinny penis looking fish is this?"}, {"start": 7990.3, "end": 7991.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7991.3, "end": 7992.3, "text": " Yo, we have 700 bucks?"}, {"start": 7992.3, "end": 7993.3, "text": " You know what time it is."}, {"start": 7993.3, "end": 7994.3, "text": " I call it Spongebob."}, {"start": 7994.3, "end": 7995.3, "text": " Whoa, what the hell?"}, {"start": 7995.3, "end": 7996.3, "text": " Who bought the Draco?"}, {"start": 7996.3, "end": 7997.3, "text": " Bro, like, oh my god."}, {"start": 7997.3, "end": 7998.3, "text": " This is the worst TV."}, {"start": 7998.3, "end": 7999.3, "text": " Like, we've actually done this before."}, {"start": 7999.3, "end": 8000.5, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 8000.5, "end": 8001.5, "text": " Who bought the Draco?"}, {"start": 8001.5, "end": 8003.5, "text": " Bro, like, oh my god."}, {"start": 8003.5, "end": 8006.5, "text": " This is the worst TV, like, convection is not a theme player, bro."}, {"start": 8006.5, "end": 8009.38, "text": " This guy bought the shotgun, didn't use the shotgun,"}, {"start": 8009.38, "end": 8010.38, "text": " bought a pistol."}, {"start": 8010.38, "end": 8011.38, "text": " I'm not even dropping."}, {"start": 8013.9800000000005, "end": 8014.9800000000005, "text": " Like, bro."}, {"start": 8014.9800000000005, "end": 8015.9800000000005, "text": " What the hell are you talking about to me?"}, {"start": 8015.9800000000005, "end": 8017.9800000000005, "text": " Everything is fucking me."}, {"start": 8017.9800000000005, "end": 8019.9800000000005, "text": " Everything is fucking me."}, {"start": 8021.74, "end": 8022.74, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8022.74, "end": 8023.74, "text": " I'm not chatting with you."}, {"start": 8023.74, "end": 8025.74, "text": " Hold on, man, I got you, Jason."}, {"start": 8025.74, "end": 8026.74, "text": " I got you, Jason."}, {"start": 8026.74, "end": 8028.9800000000005, "text": " Let me see what I can connect to this speaker we brought to the island, bro."}, {"start": 8028.9800000000005, "end": 8030.9800000000005, "text": " Let me see if I can play you some shit"}, {"start": 8037.42, "end": 8039.42, "text": " So I found a gun on the ground"}, {"start": 8047.660000000001, "end": 8049.660000000001, "text": " You I swear"}, {"start": 8054.02, "end": 8056.02, "text": " What's the magic word"}, {"start": 8058.9800000000005, "end": 8060.9800000000005, "text": " Save Ronaldo better"}, {"start": 8088.9800000000005, "end": 8094.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, I don't want the shotgun someone take the shotgun I should ask"}, {"start": 8105.9800000000005, "end": 8107.9800000000005, "text": " Dude you killed the bird"}, {"start": 8109.02, "end": 8111.02, "text": " Wait, bro, can you"}, {"start": 8112.3, "end": 8115.02, "text": " Yeah, wrong you think you can eat this"}, {"start": 8115.02, "end": 8124.14, "text": " Yeah, I don't like these remarks, bro, I like it's not my girl anymore. It's starting to become matter"}, {"start": 8133.540000000001, "end": 8135.540000000001, "text": " What the hell is this bro"}, {"start": 8139.46, "end": 8141.46, "text": " New creature seer chin yo"}, {"start": 8141.46, "end": 8145.64, "text": " I gotta see her to this guy"}, {"start": 8148.1, "end": 8150.1, "text": " $71"}, {"start": 8164.1, "end": 8167.46, "text": " Yeah, JC you're muted bro. I can't hear you dude"}, {"start": 8171.46, "end": 8179.7, "text": " no no no jimsy i can't hear you you have to turn your mic up jimsy i can't hear you you have to"}, {"start": 8179.7, "end": 8185.22, "text": " look what i found ladies look what i found what did you find oh let me see"}, {"start": 8188.66, "end": 8193.3, "text": " yo he wants a shark for the grill how do you throw it he wants a shark for the grill"}, {"start": 8196.02, "end": 8199.14, "text": " oh no one can hear me okay oh shut up cry baby"}, {"start": 8201.460000000001, "end": 8202.640000000001, "text": " Yo, how did my mic sound?"}, {"start": 8203.04, "end": 8203.800000000001, "text": " Not again now."}, {"start": 8206.560000000001, "end": 8207.92, "text": " So how do we get a shark?"}, {"start": 8207.92, "end": 8209.86, "text": " Bro, start a boss fight with a shark."}, {"start": 8209.86, "end": 8211.060000000001, "text": " Start a boss fight with a shark."}, {"start": 8211.060000000001, "end": 8212.980000000001, "text": " Bro, I know you need to catch a shark anyway, bro."}, {"start": 8213.660000000002, "end": 8214.160000000002, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 8214.160000000002, "end": 8216.480000000001, "text": " Am I just the worst fisher in the world?"}, {"start": 8216.480000000001, "end": 8218.480000000001, "text": " Yo, who the fuck parked this boat?"}, {"start": 8218.480000000001, "end": 8219.980000000001, "text": " You fucking fuck!"}, {"start": 8220.560000000001, "end": 8222.36, "text": " No, Nemo!"}, {"start": 8222.36, "end": 8223.36, "text": " I stole it."}, {"start": 8223.36, "end": 8224.160000000002, "text": " I stole it."}, {"start": 8224.160000000002, "end": 8225.36, "text": " I stole it. I stole it."}, {"start": 8225.92, "end": 8226.42, "text": " I stole it."}, {"start": 8226.42, "end": 8228.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8238.74, "end": 8240.74, "text": " Said we get the"}, {"start": 8250.58, "end": 8253.18, "text": " We need to get the shark that's our next objective"}, {"start": 8253.18, "end": 8258.34, "text": " Yeah, it's time boys. It's fucking time"}, {"start": 8263.86, "end": 8270.14, "text": " He's rolling rolling rolling who got the SMG use that I got instantly one shot"}, {"start": 8273.82, "end": 8277.74, "text": " So you see what you want to do is use that gun and kill the shark"}, {"start": 8283.18, "end": 8285.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8285.380000000001, "end": 8287.380000000001, "text": " Ladies just take it out"}, {"start": 8297.58, "end": 8300.66, "text": " I got you I got you I got you wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up"}, {"start": 8308.14, "end": 8310.14, "text": " Ladies dead again get them up"}, {"start": 8370.14, "end": 8372.14, "text": " Come on guys, come on."}, {"start": 8372.14, "end": 8374.14, "text": " We're right there, we're right there."}, {"start": 8378.14, "end": 8380.14, "text": " No, wake him up."}, {"start": 8386.14, "end": 8388.14, "text": " One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot."}, {"start": 8388.14, "end": 8392.14, "text": " Man. Cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it."}, {"start": 8394.14, "end": 8396.14, "text": " What the fuck he ate it, bro."}, {"start": 8400.14, "end": 8403.939999999999, "text": " yo this guy's Thanos bro"}, {"start": 8403.939999999999, "end": 8409.26, "text": " you can use the grill to cook your creatures and increase their price now"}, {"start": 8409.26, "end": 8412.66, "text": " oh my god it actually feels like good right now"}, {"start": 8412.66, "end": 8416.099999999999, "text": " wait so yo guys we didn't cook him first"}, {"start": 8416.099999999999, "end": 8419.939999999999, "text": " why not he ate it bro"}, {"start": 8419.939999999999, "end": 8423.22, "text": " hey make sure you guys"}, {"start": 8423.22, "end": 8431.06, "text": " I knew it. It's not. I've realistic. I've realistic. I'm getting"}, {"start": 8431.06, "end": 8438.179999999998, "text": " burned by this. It's not. I've got a lot. Alright. Why does it sound like a retarded"}, {"start": 8438.18, "end": 8443.28, "text": " Jinxie I think I broke yo I think it's burnt bro. I think he burned it"}, {"start": 8450.78, "end": 8454.220000000001, "text": " Whenever you're alright, I always seem to smile"}, {"start": 8458.5, "end": 8460.5, "text": " Goonie in the shower"}, {"start": 8490.5, "end": 8492.5, "text": " Don't fuck yourself, buddy."}, {"start": 8492.5, "end": 8494.5, "text": " One more fight is the best, I got it."}, {"start": 8494.5, "end": 8496.5, "text": " Bro, my mic keeps dying. Why does it keep dying?"}, {"start": 8496.5, "end": 8498.5, "text": " Oh, you just going on that bit?"}, {"start": 8498.5, "end": 8500.5, "text": " Sighing a lie, I definitely just burnt that shit."}, {"start": 8500.5, "end": 8502.5, "text": " Jason, can you look at this and tell me if it looks good?"}, {"start": 8502.5, "end": 8506.5, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, this is horrible eases, man, but I'll go ahead and eat it."}, {"start": 8506.5, "end": 8508.5, "text": " You like that shit?"}, {"start": 8510.5, "end": 8512.5, "text": " I got an ishii."}, {"start": 8512.5, "end": 8514.5, "text": " Yo, God, do you remember?"}, {"start": 8514.5, "end": 8516.5, "text": " Is she on me?"}, {"start": 8516.5, "end": 8518.5, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 8548.82, "end": 8550.82, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 8554.26, "end": 8556.26, "text": " What is this"}, {"start": 8565.26, "end": 8567.26, "text": " No, I ain't gonna lie you're weird"}, {"start": 8569.5, "end": 8571.5, "text": " You're weird as fuck"}, {"start": 8578.5, "end": 8580.5, "text": " Did he get a cut? Yes I got a haircut bro."}, {"start": 8581.5, "end": 8584.5, "text": " Wait Ron, until what? Cook it until what?"}, {"start": 8584.5, "end": 8585.5, "text": " One five."}, {"start": 8585.5, "end": 8587.5, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8588.5, "end": 8589.5, "text": " There you go, eat this."}, {"start": 8589.5, "end": 8591.5, "text": " What do you say?"}, {"start": 8591.5, "end": 8592.5, "text": " Three dollars."}, {"start": 8594.5, "end": 8598.5, "text": " Yo, this guy says I have some spare snacks you can use as bait."}, {"start": 8598.5, "end": 8599.5, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 8599.5, "end": 8600.5, "text": " I want to do that."}, {"start": 8601.5, "end": 8603.5, "text": " I just heard an explosion guys."}, {"start": 8603.5, "end": 8604.5, "text": " Is everybody okay?"}, {"start": 8608.5, "end": 8610.5, "text": " crazy"}, {"start": 8610.5, "end": 8612.5, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 8612.5, "end": 8614.5, "text": " yo wait chill on my shit"}, {"start": 8614.5, "end": 8616.5, "text": " dude"}, {"start": 8616.5, "end": 8618.5, "text": " so we have to catch the rare fish i guess"}, {"start": 8618.5, "end": 8620.5, "text": " yeah from"}, {"start": 8620.5, "end": 8622.5, "text": " bro i feel like the canes be nice right now"}, {"start": 8622.5, "end": 8624.5, "text": " i can't even reach them"}, {"start": 8624.5, "end": 8626.5, "text": " wait so how do we get it"}, {"start": 8626.5, "end": 8628.5, "text": " oh my god oh chill chill chill chill"}, {"start": 8628.5, "end": 8630.5, "text": " i'm not bothered to do this"}, {"start": 8630.5, "end": 8632.5, "text": " we probably should keep fishing and get lucky"}, {"start": 8632.5, "end": 8634.5, "text": " oh they're saying it was the whores bro"}, {"start": 8634.5, "end": 8636.5, "text": " or"}, {"start": 8636.66, "end": 8638.66, "text": " Maybe we can get it again"}, {"start": 8640.5, "end": 8644.18, "text": " Just keep buying just buy the purple lure in the shop. It's like $15"}, {"start": 8647.46, "end": 8653.22, "text": " Oh, I have a needle fish is this anything good, you know, kid. Oh, we've got to take the needle fishing"}, {"start": 8654.98, "end": 8656.98, "text": " I'm gonna I'm gonna catch some shit"}, {"start": 8657.38, "end": 8659.38, "text": " They look like Nemo"}, {"start": 8664.5, "end": 8669.5, "text": " Yo, this one's rolling. It's rolling, bro."}, {"start": 8669.5, "end": 8674.5, "text": " Yo, I remember when I caught a puffed fish on an island before. I couldn't eat it because it's poisonous."}, {"start": 8674.5, "end": 8676.5, "text": " Damn, bro."}, {"start": 8676.5, "end": 8678.5, "text": " Hit your shots, hit your shots, hit your shots."}, {"start": 8678.5, "end": 8680.5, "text": " That's not really nice, bro."}, {"start": 8684.5, "end": 8688.5, "text": " Yo, Jixi, you fucking retard, bro."}, {"start": 8688.5, "end": 8695.5, "text": " Yo, let me out of here, Res me, Res me!"}, {"start": 8695.5, "end": 8699.5, "text": " Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!"}, {"start": 8699.5, "end": 8703.5, "text": " I just ate the box fish!"}, {"start": 8703.5, "end": 8705.5, "text": " So I died."}, {"start": 8705.5, "end": 8707.5, "text": " Yo, this one or ish you not gonna kill us?"}, {"start": 8707.5, "end": 8709.5, "text": " Res me, Res me!"}, {"start": 8709.5, "end": 8710.5, "text": " This is the main boss apparently."}, {"start": 8710.5, "end": 8712.5, "text": " Yeah, we're not equipped for this yet, not so hard."}, {"start": 8712.5, "end": 8715.5, "text": " Wait, I think we all need SMGs, bro."}, {"start": 8715.5, "end": 8717.5, "text": " We all need SMGs."}, {"start": 8717.5, "end": 8718.0, "text": " I'm like, my-"}, {"start": 8718.0, "end": 8720.08, "text": " No, no, no, holy shit!"}, {"start": 8720.78, "end": 8722.2, "text": " This guy's OP!"}, {"start": 8722.2, "end": 8723.8, "text": " Oh my god, I couldn't get you up."}, {"start": 8723.8, "end": 8724.3, "text": " We actually-"}, {"start": 8725.1, "end": 8726.3, "text": " Guys, we need a res!"}, {"start": 8726.9, "end": 8728.1, "text": " Guys, we need a res!"}, {"start": 8728.1, "end": 8729.0, "text": " Res, res!"}, {"start": 8729.0, "end": 8731.2, "text": " We need a res, we need a res on this side of the island."}, {"start": 8731.2, "end": 8732.7, "text": " Res me, res me, res me."}, {"start": 8733.8, "end": 8735.1, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna miss it."}, {"start": 8735.8, "end": 8737.9, "text": " So, I instantly died again."}, {"start": 8739.5, "end": 8741.3, "text": " Good res, good res, good res, good res."}, {"start": 8744.7, "end": 8746.5, "text": " I'm on my chicken-like D-shit right now."}, {"start": 8746.5, "end": 8753.74, "text": " I got I got a guy girl you know you don't know how it's just doesn't matter"}, {"start": 8753.74, "end": 8770.94, "text": " bro what the fuck bro it's jumping"}, {"start": 8770.94, "end": 8779.140000000001, "text": " bro we need an SMG to bother our team can't have the SMG guys I don't think"}, {"start": 8779.140000000001, "end": 8782.82, "text": " I've heard of the SMG get shot once dog"}, {"start": 8789.140000000001, "end": 8795.140000000001, "text": " no no never give up never fucking give up never give up"}, {"start": 8795.14, "end": 8799.58, "text": " come on we got SMG come on light his ass up"}, {"start": 8799.58, "end": 8807.18, "text": " wow we actually could have beat the boss low key we could have beat the boss"}, {"start": 8807.18, "end": 8811.18, "text": " hi Kirk"}, {"start": 8811.18, "end": 8815.3, "text": " copy copy copy copy"}, {"start": 8815.3, "end": 8820.26, "text": " oh cutting cutting cutting"}, {"start": 8820.26, "end": 8824.26, "text": " Yo GXB, you maybe wanna turn your fucking monitor on?"}, {"start": 8824.26, "end": 8829.26, "text": " Oh my god, I just died fucking late."}, {"start": 8832.26, "end": 8837.26, "text": " I'm just, I'm just, so I just, I'm just getting lit up on my teammates."}, {"start": 8846.26, "end": 8847.26, "text": " Steven, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 8847.26, "end": 8848.26, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go!"}, {"start": 8848.26, "end": 8863.92, "text": " I can't oh my god, so guys we want to play around the trees cuz he gets blocked by the trees"}, {"start": 8863.92, "end": 8866.7, "text": " So JC when you're on a beach or more prone to death"}, {"start": 8896.7, "end": 8898.94, "text": " The hitbox is bigger! I'm coming, I'm coming!"}, {"start": 8898.94, "end": 8900.060000000001, "text": " Like, they're ass-"}, {"start": 8900.060000000001, "end": 8900.560000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8901.44, "end": 8901.94, "text": " Chee-mo!"}, {"start": 8903.44, "end": 8906.400000000001, "text": " So, Jinx is genuinely just a fucking bot!"}, {"start": 8907.6, "end": 8909.2, "text": " We can win, we can win, we can win!"}, {"start": 8911.68, "end": 8913.04, "text": " We can win, we can win, we can win!"}, {"start": 8914.6, "end": 8915.640000000001, "text": " We can win!"}, {"start": 8919.04, "end": 8922.560000000001, "text": " This guy's talking about new battery while we're fucking fighting Thanos!"}, {"start": 8924.800000000001, "end": 8926.08, "text": " I'M COMING!"}, {"start": 8926.7, "end": 8928.140000000001, "text": " Yes, you do it."}, {"start": 8928.140000000001, "end": 8929.2, "text": " Get your SMG."}, {"start": 8929.2, "end": 8930.18, "text": " I'm coming, I'm coming."}, {"start": 8930.18, "end": 8931.18, "text": " I'm coming, I'm coming."}, {"start": 8931.18, "end": 8932.6, "text": " You're not a 7-Eight now."}, {"start": 8932.6, "end": 8933.58, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 8933.58, "end": 8934.86, "text": " Oh, don't step in this purple shit."}, {"start": 8934.86, "end": 8935.78, "text": " It's moving."}, {"start": 8935.78, "end": 8938.320000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8938.320000000002, "end": 8939.220000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 8939.220000000001, "end": 8941.820000000002, "text": " But I'm not friggin' died, man."}, {"start": 8941.820000000002, "end": 8944.980000000001, "text": " So Jinxy, bro, what the fuck do you do?"}, {"start": 8944.980000000001, "end": 8948.140000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8948.140000000001, "end": 8950.76, "text": " Listen, listen, Jason, I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 8950.76, "end": 8953.54, "text": " If Jinxy knew how to use the SMG before we started,"}, {"start": 8953.54, "end": 8954.34, "text": " we would have won."}, {"start": 8954.34, "end": 8958.66, "text": " No, Jinxie had his fucking mouse connected to his PC, I think we would have won."}, {"start": 8958.66, "end": 8961.86, "text": " No, my mouse died, you jackasses, I can't move my mouse."}, {"start": 8961.86, "end": 8963.5, "text": " Bro, it was any mouse."}, {"start": 8963.5, "end": 8964.5, "text": " El-hi-boss."}, {"start": 8964.5, "end": 8965.5, "text": " El-jinxie."}, {"start": 8965.5, "end": 8966.5, "text": " Yo, guys."}, {"start": 8966.5, "end": 8967.0, "text": " Yo, guys."}, {"start": 8967.0, "end": 8971.26, "text": " Everyone, let's not stop until we get, uh, like, $5,000."}, {"start": 8971.26, "end": 8971.86, "text": " Simple."}, {"start": 8971.86, "end": 8976.3, "text": " Yo, what do you do when you have a Bluetooth mouse, but it's dead, and it's in your, uh,"}, {"start": 8976.3, "end": 8979.5, "text": " oh, I don't know, plug it in?"}, {"start": 8979.5, "end": 8983.78, "text": " So we have zero fucking dollars now."}, {"start": 8983.78, "end": 8985.78, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8987.78, "end": 8990.78, "text": " Huh, I feel like that's not really possible."}, {"start": 8994.78, "end": 8997.78, "text": " That's like, what?"}, {"start": 9000.78, "end": 9001.78, "text": " Hey, JC."}, {"start": 9001.78, "end": 9002.78, "text": " That's a bomb."}, {"start": 9004.78, "end": 9005.78, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 9006.78, "end": 9009.78, "text": " I think we can use TCSR."}, {"start": 9009.78, "end": 9011.78, "text": " I agree, I'm getting that bomb."}, {"start": 9013.78, "end": 9017.54, "text": " Alright guys, um, I'm gonna buy dynamite and explode."}, {"start": 9017.54, "end": 9019.380000000001, "text": " Remember guys, cook the fish."}, {"start": 9022.1, "end": 9022.6, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9033.1, "end": 9035.1, "text": " Uh, man."}, {"start": 9041.54, "end": 9042.74, "text": " Get a lure?"}, {"start": 9043.78, "end": 9050.18, "text": " I got a nice $6.49 though, who won't?"}, {"start": 9050.18, "end": 9053.1, "text": " Keep the stash of fish to heal."}, {"start": 9053.1, "end": 9055.78, "text": " Good coms guys, good coms, keep em rolling in."}, {"start": 9055.78, "end": 9058.86, "text": " Oh no, I don't need to die again retarded player I've never seen."}, {"start": 9058.86, "end": 9061.62, "text": " Hey bro, that's not nice though."}, {"start": 9061.62, "end": 9063.62, "text": " This is so fucking unbearable."}, {"start": 9063.62, "end": 9065.62, "text": " Dude, just maybe flood it in."}, {"start": 9065.62, "end": 9066.62, "text": " Jinx, it's okay."}, {"start": 9066.62, "end": 9068.62, "text": " Jinx, it's okay bro, just reset."}, {"start": 9068.62, "end": 9069.62, "text": " Use coconut."}, {"start": 9069.62, "end": 9072.62, "text": " At the end of the day we're just sitting here fishing bro."}, {"start": 9072.62, "end": 9078.900000000001, "text": " is anybody's vibe getting ruined right now we're just fishing and having a good"}, {"start": 9078.900000000001, "end": 9085.220000000001, "text": " time I want to smile like literally just catching a vibration"}, {"start": 9085.22, "end": 9087.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9087.22, "end": 9089.679999999998, "text": " Need to look at this fish for a look my alert"}, {"start": 9092.72, "end": 9094.72, "text": " Fuck that bitch ass fish brother"}, {"start": 9096.16, "end": 9098.16, "text": " Knowing ass dumb ass fish dumb ass"}, {"start": 9100.22, "end": 9104.98, "text": " Oh, that's all he'll be wait. Oh my god guys. I found a meta"}, {"start": 9105.34, "end": 9112.34, "text": " What if we cook multiple fish in our inventory so we fight the boss that we can drop you"}, {"start": 9115.22, "end": 9117.22, "text": " Naps.com, naps.com"}, {"start": 9118.06, "end": 9122.06, "text": " First SMG is to 650, bro"}, {"start": 9123.74, "end": 9125.74, "text": " Six fucking 50"}, {"start": 9126.66, "end": 9128.66, "text": " 650"}, {"start": 9129.98, "end": 9134.58, "text": " Try it boogie-o. My drip, my drip. You do not exist"}, {"start": 9137.58, "end": 9140.539999999999, "text": " Made a boat, boat's down. Oh, I caught the stable again"}, {"start": 9142.619999999999, "end": 9144.619999999999, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, cook it, cook it"}, {"start": 9145.22, "end": 9147.76, "text": " Look that's it Chris bad"}, {"start": 9149.019999999999, "end": 9152.859999999999, "text": " I mean you don't have to cook it you just come give it to the gallery just test you and give it to him bro"}, {"start": 9152.939999999999, "end": 9156.699999999999, "text": " That's insane you cook the horse"}, {"start": 9158.14, "end": 9160.5, "text": " It's just to start the boss fight we shouldn't do it yet, though"}, {"start": 9169.099999999999, "end": 9171.099999999999, "text": " What'd you find"}, {"start": 9175.22, "end": 9177.699999999999, "text": " How about one mouse takes like triple A batteries?"}, {"start": 9179.859999999999, "end": 9185.939999999999, "text": " How do you have a blue? Wait, so is your mouse Bluetooth or fucking battery?"}, {"start": 9191.14, "end": 9196.58, "text": " Yo guys we all need this wait, do we all gas in the jeans channel or do we just upgrade one person's engine?"}, {"start": 9197.5, "end": 9200.82, "text": " No, no because my mouse is Bluetooth, but no battery"}, {"start": 9200.82, "end": 9202.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9203.06, "end": 9207.42, "text": " Don't know how to explain it you just plug the piece into the PC and then you just make sure you have fresh batter"}, {"start": 9207.66, "end": 9210.98, "text": " You know someone buy an SMG after this someone buy one. That's all you do"}, {"start": 9212.26, "end": 9214.26, "text": " I'm a bi-smg. I got this oh"}, {"start": 9223.38, "end": 9227.619999999999, "text": " I like you see Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie stay far away from the SMG"}, {"start": 9230.82, "end": 9235.44, "text": " because I was on the SMG because it's because my mouse died here JC JC you"}, {"start": 9235.44, "end": 9238.98, "text": " need a pistol JC you need a pistol oh you already have"}, {"start": 9238.98, "end": 9245.779999999999, "text": " explained it 26 times JC JC JC JC take this pistol is better as a laser sight"}, {"start": 9245.779999999999, "end": 9251.86, "text": " take it and sell your other pistol"}, {"start": 9251.86, "end": 9253.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9262.86, "end": 9265.78, "text": " Okay, so this is the beginner boss. All right"}, {"start": 9267.7, "end": 9270.62, "text": " So I did not mean to get this"}, {"start": 9273.980000000001, "end": 9275.980000000001, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 9281.86, "end": 9283.86, "text": " Oh, wow, I'm a gunner."}, {"start": 9284.86, "end": 9286.86, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 9288.86, "end": 9290.86, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 9291.86, "end": 9294.86, "text": " Oh my god, I got fucking eight-mines."}, {"start": 9298.86, "end": 9300.86, "text": " Now be tracking!"}, {"start": 9300.86, "end": 9302.86, "text": " No more bullets!"}, {"start": 9304.86, "end": 9307.86, "text": " Bro, this thing got crazy recoil."}, {"start": 9337.86, "end": 9340.86, "text": " Time to cook this motherfucker."}, {"start": 9340.86, "end": 9342.86, "text": " I'm gonna sell him now."}, {"start": 9342.86, "end": 9344.86, "text": " I'm gonna sell him."}, {"start": 9344.86, "end": 9346.86, "text": " I'm gonna sell this motherfucker."}, {"start": 9346.86, "end": 9347.86, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9347.86, "end": 9348.86, "text": " Big money!"}, {"start": 9348.86, "end": 9349.86, "text": " Yo, guys, buy F's and G's."}, {"start": 9349.86, "end": 9350.86, "text": " Who doesn't have one yet?"}, {"start": 9350.86, "end": 9352.86, "text": " I don't have one."}, {"start": 9352.86, "end": 9353.86, "text": " That's big money."}, {"start": 9353.86, "end": 9355.86, "text": " That's big, big boy money."}, {"start": 9356.86, "end": 9358.86, "text": " Guys, I'm buying a donut."}, {"start": 9361.86, "end": 9362.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9362.86, "end": 9363.86, "text": " Fuck, you mean oh, shit."}, {"start": 9363.86, "end": 9365.86, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 9369.140000000001, "end": 9371.140000000001, "text": " Tell me you don't know"}, {"start": 9372.42, "end": 9374.42, "text": " Buy the coconut in the middle tree"}, {"start": 9385.54, "end": 9391.140000000001, "text": " How can a shark take that many shots this game is this game is hyper unrealistic"}, {"start": 9393.86, "end": 9401.62, "text": " How does a shark survive like a hundred thousand bullets to the chest wait I have"}, {"start": 9401.62, "end": 9408.5, "text": " a new one Jason oh my god I can't do Jason bro yeah don't let that stick"}, {"start": 9408.5, "end": 9410.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9422.5, "end": 9424.5, "text": " A little drip fish"}, {"start": 9425.78, "end": 9427.78, "text": " Lafairs"}, {"start": 9427.78, "end": 9433.06, "text": " It's a lot fairs. That one's a good one actually that one's on the come on"}, {"start": 9438.5, "end": 9440.1, "text": " Oh, I got a skin now."}, {"start": 9440.1, "end": 9440.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9440.6, "end": 9441.94, "text": " Would they actually have like faces?"}, {"start": 9441.94, "end": 9443.94, "text": " Jason, you look sexy when you play G1."}, {"start": 9443.94, "end": 9444.74, "text": " You guys are buying SMG."}, {"start": 9444.74, "end": 9445.74, "text": " I'm harder than having SMG."}, {"start": 9445.74, "end": 9446.34, "text": " Hey, bro."}, {"start": 9446.34, "end": 9448.02, "text": " Thank you, dude."}, {"start": 9448.02, "end": 9449.62, "text": " Yo, bro, how do you open this?"}, {"start": 9449.62, "end": 9451.5, "text": " We got to get some drift creature."}, {"start": 9451.5, "end": 9452.74, "text": " Appreciate you, man."}, {"start": 9452.74, "end": 9454.06, "text": " You alive?"}, {"start": 9454.06, "end": 9455.42, "text": " I'm all on a ball."}, {"start": 9455.42, "end": 9457.02, "text": " Arms and boots."}, {"start": 9457.02, "end": 9458.78, "text": " You know me?"}, {"start": 9458.78, "end": 9460.1, "text": " Get to the drift creature."}, {"start": 9460.1, "end": 9462.06, "text": " Don't stop."}, {"start": 9462.06, "end": 9463.5, "text": " Oh, you got a drift."}, {"start": 9463.5, "end": 9464.3, "text": " Yo, get in the trip."}, {"start": 9464.3, "end": 9464.9, "text": " I got you back."}, {"start": 9464.9, "end": 9465.38, "text": " I got you back."}, {"start": 9465.38, "end": 9467.34, "text": " I got you back."}, {"start": 9467.34, "end": 9472.22, "text": " Except Jason, it's Gabe. Just felt like giving you a dollar, other also fuck you Travis."}, {"start": 9472.22, "end": 9474.34, "text": " That's good, no? Right there though."}, {"start": 9474.34, "end": 9475.94, "text": " I don't need compensator, bro."}, {"start": 9477.14, "end": 9479.94, "text": " That's 600 bones, man. That's a waste of money."}, {"start": 9480.9, "end": 9483.62, "text": " Guys, we should keep spamming dynamites."}, {"start": 9483.62, "end": 9486.18, "text": " You gotta be a good fisher, I might be a..."}, {"start": 9486.18, "end": 9488.78, "text": " WHOA! What is this?"}, {"start": 9490.18, "end": 9492.02, "text": " I just got a bowl of water."}, {"start": 9493.26, "end": 9495.42, "text": " A bullfish. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9495.42, "end": 9498.5, "text": " My fish is 900 pounds, bro. No magnets, no nothing in here."}, {"start": 9499.0, "end": 9501.88, "text": " Bro, I got a bullfish. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9502.58, "end": 9503.42, "text": " I was like, on fire."}, {"start": 9504.84, "end": 9506.84, "text": " No, no, now it's literally fire."}, {"start": 9511.58, "end": 9516.18, "text": " Oh my $458, dude, that's mine."}, {"start": 9518.18, "end": 9518.92, "text": " I'm gonna suck it."}, {"start": 9520.34, "end": 9521.28, "text": " Whoa, I got something."}, {"start": 9521.28, "end": 9522.18, "text": " Hello, Brad."}, {"start": 9522.18, "end": 9523.18, "text": " Is that a sea urchin?"}, {"start": 9523.18, "end": 9525.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9526.7, "end": 9529.86, "text": " For the needle fish when you cook it, bro, there should be bread in you"}, {"start": 9531.54, "end": 9533.54, "text": " So I hear like"}, {"start": 9535.82, "end": 9541.54, "text": " Would you get junk oh die, okay, so somebody just use all the money on something"}, {"start": 9543.74, "end": 9545.9, "text": " Hey, I think I think it's time boys"}, {"start": 9553.18, "end": 9568.5, "text": " to be honest my bullets I need my bullets I need my bullets I need my bullets"}, {"start": 9568.5, "end": 9580.02, "text": " bullets"}, {"start": 9583.18, "end": 9589.18, "text": " I'm not going to lie, Nemo, I'm not going to tell you all about it."}, {"start": 9589.18, "end": 9591.18, "text": " Yo start the boss fight, let's go, we're ready bruh."}, {"start": 9591.18, "end": 9594.18, "text": " You can't fight that little ass dude."}, {"start": 9594.18, "end": 9596.18, "text": " Guys, I'm going to fish you."}, {"start": 9596.18, "end": 9600.18, "text": " There's a lot of fish in the water if you all want to cook and keep in your inventory."}, {"start": 9600.18, "end": 9602.18, "text": " You know, for the boss fight."}, {"start": 9602.18, "end": 9603.18, "text": " I got the trapeze pad."}, {"start": 9603.18, "end": 9605.18, "text": " You can't fight that little ass now."}, {"start": 9607.18, "end": 9609.18, "text": " I'm going to keep it in my inventory."}, {"start": 9609.18, "end": 9610.18, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9610.18, "end": 9611.18, "text": " Alright y'all, y'all ready?"}, {"start": 9611.18, "end": 9612.48, "text": " Who bought something for all the money?"}, {"start": 9612.48, "end": 9613.98, "text": " What the fuck's happening?"}, {"start": 9613.98, "end": 9614.82, "text": " Are you ever showing?"}, {"start": 9614.82, "end": 9616.220000000001, "text": " Cut it to the spot."}, {"start": 9616.220000000001, "end": 9618.1, "text": " All right, I think it's time, man."}, {"start": 9618.1, "end": 9620.26, "text": " Somebody get the bus."}, {"start": 9620.26, "end": 9621.26, "text": " I got it, all right?"}, {"start": 9621.26, "end": 9622.58, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 9622.58, "end": 9623.300000000001, "text": " All right, here we go, boys."}, {"start": 9623.300000000001, "end": 9623.800000000001, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 9623.800000000001, "end": 9624.82, "text": " Everyone locked or no?"}, {"start": 9624.82, "end": 9625.66, "text": " Locked, locked."}, {"start": 9625.66, "end": 9626.9, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 9626.9, "end": 9627.78, "text": " I am ready."}, {"start": 9627.78, "end": 9630.66, "text": " Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready."}, {"start": 9630.66, "end": 9631.82, "text": " Start the bus, mate."}, {"start": 9631.82, "end": 9633.86, "text": " We got this, mate."}, {"start": 9633.86, "end": 9634.9, "text": " Let's do this shit."}, {"start": 9634.9, "end": 9636.9, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9636.9, "end": 9639.42, "text": " So I instantly just died, bro?"}, {"start": 9641.18, "end": 9651.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9651.18, "end": 9654.18, "text": " Oh, WM, WM!"}, {"start": 9654.18, "end": 9661.18, "text": " I'm cutting the fuck out of this puffer fish!"}, {"start": 9661.18, "end": 9670.18, "text": " Oh, lays it down, lays it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down."}, {"start": 9670.18, "end": 9672.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9674.300000000001, "end": 9678.9, "text": " Make sure you don't shoot each other you're shooting me sorry, sorry, sorry"}, {"start": 9682.74, "end": 9685.52, "text": " Well, I'm not like we're destroying this fish right now"}, {"start": 9687.7, "end": 9692.14, "text": " It's you down I got you I got you wake up wake up wake up wake up wait up"}, {"start": 9700.18, "end": 9707.18, "text": " You see what I'm doing right now though?"}, {"start": 9707.18, "end": 9709.18, "text": " Do you see what I'm doing?"}, {"start": 9709.18, "end": 9711.18, "text": " The same Jinx is just spectating."}, {"start": 9711.18, "end": 9713.18, "text": " Jinx is..."}, {"start": 9713.18, "end": 9714.18, "text": " Brother, Jinx is..."}, {"start": 9714.18, "end": 9716.18, "text": " This is embarrassing, dawg."}, {"start": 9727.18, "end": 9728.18, "text": " I ain't gonna lie."}, {"start": 9728.18, "end": 9730.18, "text": " I just fried your shit. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 9748.14, "end": 9751.26, "text": " Boys and boys and boys and boys and player on the trees y'all"}, {"start": 9751.26, "end": 9760.22, "text": " Oh, okay, so I keep killing my teammates. That's on me"}, {"start": 9773.74, "end": 9779.6, "text": " Oh my god, it's fucking massive poison"}, {"start": 9781.26, "end": 9784.26, "text": " I'm- I'm pausing- I- I'm not actually-"}, {"start": 9784.26, "end": 9785.26, "text": " Hes me, hes me, hes me!"}, {"start": 9785.26, "end": 9787.26, "text": " One shot!"}, {"start": 9787.26, "end": 9790.26, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 9790.26, "end": 9795.26, "text": " We cook all the meat, all the meat!"}, {"start": 9797.26, "end": 9798.26, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 9798.26, "end": 9799.26, "text": " Hey, cook all that shit."}, {"start": 9799.26, "end": 9800.26, "text": " Oh, we better get paid!"}, {"start": 9800.26, "end": 9802.26, "text": " Oh, we better get PAINED!"}, {"start": 9802.26, "end": 9803.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9803.26, "end": 9804.26, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 9804.26, "end": 9806.26, "text": " Oh, my God, we're printed."}, {"start": 9806.26, "end": 9808.26, "text": " Don't spend anything, let's just talk about it."}, {"start": 9808.26, "end": 9809.26, "text": " Let's try- let's try here."}, {"start": 9809.26, "end": 9814.26, "text": " Oh my god, I think I'm gonna max out my SMG. No hold on. We have to strap it."}, {"start": 9814.26, "end": 9818.26, "text": " I need to catch for food."}, {"start": 9818.26, "end": 9821.26, "text": " So I ain't gonna lie, I definitely burnt one of the crab meats."}, {"start": 9821.26, "end": 9823.26, "text": " We have so much money in my god."}, {"start": 9823.26, "end": 9826.26, "text": " Uh, listen, we can get this motor. Oh, we know you have to motor."}, {"start": 9826.26, "end": 9827.26, "text": " We already got it."}, {"start": 9827.26, "end": 9830.26, "text": " What do we need to buy from this island?"}, {"start": 9830.26, "end": 9834.26, "text": " I feel like yo, we're good. We're good."}, {"start": 9834.26, "end": 9837.26, "text": " The only thing I can think of is the compensator."}, {"start": 9837.26, "end": 9838.48, "text": " Should we all buy?"}, {"start": 9838.48, "end": 9840.48, "text": " I might fuck around, buy this shit."}, {"start": 9840.48, "end": 9841.78, "text": " Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 9841.78, "end": 9844.28, "text": " There might be more, we could save it for the next island."}, {"start": 9845.28, "end": 9846.28, "text": " Yeah, we could save..."}, {"start": 9846.28, "end": 9847.28, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9847.28, "end": 9848.48, "text": " I didn't tell them, Ron."}, {"start": 9848.48, "end": 9849.48, "text": " I like that out of you."}, {"start": 9850.48, "end": 9851.48, "text": " We could save it."}, {"start": 9851.48, "end": 9852.48, "text": " There's Jigsaw."}, {"start": 9852.48, "end": 9854.48, "text": " They're saying that you're not cooking any of these."}, {"start": 9855.36, "end": 9856.36, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 9856.36, "end": 9858.36, "text": " I'm about to punch you in the mouth."}, {"start": 9858.36, "end": 9860.36, "text": " I've cooked four items."}, {"start": 9861.36, "end": 9862.36, "text": " Now please, Ron, have some of these."}, {"start": 9862.36, "end": 9863.36, "text": " Should we save it for..."}, {"start": 9863.36, "end": 9865.36, "text": " I think we should save for the next island."}, {"start": 9865.36, "end": 9871.32, "text": " I'm gonna I'm gonna just buy a dynamite and blow up shit just for fun"}, {"start": 9875.76, "end": 9877.76, "text": " Laferce"}, {"start": 9879.52, "end": 9881.52, "text": " Laferce"}, {"start": 9882.400000000001, "end": 9884.880000000001, "text": " Child these spider crab shells we need this"}, {"start": 9884.880000000001, "end": 9886.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9890.720000000001, "end": 9895.6, "text": " Wait, there's a coconut coconut bus is in the middle"}, {"start": 9908.640000000001, "end": 9911.720000000001, "text": " No, cut as a swim down God, that's not swim"}, {"start": 9914.880000000001, "end": 9916.880000000001, "text": " Stand on the stone"}, {"start": 9921.560000000001, "end": 9924.04, "text": " So coconut boss stand on the rock"}, {"start": 9928.2, "end": 9931.640000000001, "text": " I think it's a joke chat other rock"}, {"start": 9934.76, "end": 9936.76, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 9937.28, "end": 9940.84, "text": " This might be the best friend-flop game ever. Yes pretty good"}, {"start": 9940.84, "end": 9949.64, "text": " the one with the coconut. Oh, no. Where? Right here."}, {"start": 9949.64, "end": 9954.84, "text": " I need to skin the boat. Increase the"}, {"start": 9954.84, "end": 9958.84, "text": " damage. Oh, guys, look at the boat."}, {"start": 9958.84, "end": 9962.36, "text": " Increase friction. Reduce the amount of"}, {"start": 9962.36, "end": 9967.8, "text": " damage. One with one coconut. You're wasting all of our money."}, {"start": 9967.800000000001, "end": 9969.800000000001, "text": " Oh, you skin"}, {"start": 9972.660000000002, "end": 9975.920000000002, "text": " Would you buy fucking a thousand dollars so"}, {"start": 9978.000000000002, "end": 9979.6, "text": " Y'all talking about"}, {"start": 9979.6, "end": 9985.000000000002, "text": " Not gonna lie though first friend spending money. They're saying come here. Come here. They're saying I need to jump on someone's head"}, {"start": 9985.000000000002, "end": 9987.000000000002, "text": " Come here"}, {"start": 9990.12, "end": 9993.840000000002, "text": " Caution way, but if you jump if you jump here jump on me run"}, {"start": 9997.800000000001, "end": 9999.800000000001, "text": " Stand up I got"}, {"start": 10001.740000000002, "end": 10003.740000000002, "text": " No, you gotta be getting jokes"}, {"start": 10004.2, "end": 10006.2, "text": " Why are we getting told?"}, {"start": 10006.28, "end": 10010.44, "text": " Not that one the palm with the stone the palm with the stone"}, {"start": 10012.44, "end": 10014.44, "text": " This one"}, {"start": 10027.800000000001, "end": 10030.800000000001, "text": " No, I got an idea, I got an idea."}, {"start": 10030.800000000001, "end": 10032.800000000001, "text": " We're getting trolled, they're all trolling us, they're L.O.L."}, {"start": 10032.800000000001, "end": 10037.800000000001, "text": " So apparently we need 350, I just looked at our budget and we have 50 fucking dollars."}, {"start": 10037.800000000001, "end": 10038.800000000001, "text": " Dink seed."}, {"start": 10038.800000000001, "end": 10039.800000000001, "text": " Dink seed."}, {"start": 10039.800000000001, "end": 10040.800000000001, "text": " Why are you spending all the money?"}, {"start": 10040.800000000001, "end": 10041.800000000001, "text": " Dink seed is actually a troll, bro."}, {"start": 10041.800000000001, "end": 10043.800000000001, "text": " Can I wanna upgrade my weapon?"}, {"start": 10043.800000000001, "end": 10044.800000000001, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 10044.800000000001, "end": 10045.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna save it."}, {"start": 10045.800000000001, "end": 10047.800000000001, "text": " But look how much damage I can do now."}, {"start": 10052.800000000001, "end": 10053.800000000001, "text": " For real, dude?"}, {"start": 10053.800000000001, "end": 10058.480000000001, "text": " So we have zero fucking money"}, {"start": 10064.160000000002, "end": 10070.800000000001, "text": " Jinxie Jinxie, I saw you shoot the boss you were we're shooting us so fucking slow"}, {"start": 10076.880000000001, "end": 10080.920000000002, "text": " Whoa Jinxie, did you upgrade the fucking shotgun of all guns?"}, {"start": 10080.92, "end": 10085.92, "text": " Yo Jason, when I beat Stompin and Bobo in a once in a while, I'm gonna drop you."}, {"start": 10085.92, "end": 10086.92, "text": " Yeah, here we go."}, {"start": 10086.92, "end": 10087.92, "text": " I mean, look."}, {"start": 10087.92, "end": 10088.92, "text": " No, let me show you."}, {"start": 10088.92, "end": 10089.92, "text": " Oh, I see it."}, {"start": 10089.92, "end": 10093.92, "text": " $350 for a coconut, it says."}, {"start": 10093.92, "end": 10096.92, "text": " Well, we had, well, let's start fishing."}, {"start": 10096.92, "end": 10100.92, "text": " You bought a $15 dollar lure."}, {"start": 10100.92, "end": 10104.92, "text": " No, I'm buying the donut."}, {"start": 10104.92, "end": 10107.92, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 10107.92, "end": 10109.92, "text": " Look at how fast we already got our machine."}, {"start": 10109.92, "end": 10110.92, "text": " Stop being lazy."}, {"start": 10110.92, "end": 10111.92, "text": " I've been telling you."}, {"start": 10111.92, "end": 10112.92, "text": " $137 to have a clown."}, {"start": 10112.92, "end": 10113.92, "text": " Yeah, I just killed where I said that."}, {"start": 10113.92, "end": 10114.92, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 10114.92, "end": 10115.92, "text": " Man, fucking pleasure."}, {"start": 10115.92, "end": 10116.92, "text": " Stop buying dynamite."}, {"start": 10116.92, "end": 10117.92, "text": " Is dynamite bad?"}, {"start": 10117.92, "end": 10118.92, "text": " Yeah, it's kind of mid-bought."}, {"start": 10118.92, "end": 10119.92, "text": " Buy the lure and fish and cookies."}, {"start": 10119.92, "end": 10120.92, "text": " Okay, but, yeah, that should like $8 standard lure."}, {"start": 10120.92, "end": 10121.92, "text": " Eating a barbwaddle honey mustard."}, {"start": 10121.92, "end": 10122.92, "text": " Eating a barbwaddle honey mustard."}, {"start": 10122.92, "end": 10123.92, "text": " Oh, they got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10123.92, "end": 10124.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10124.92, "end": 10125.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10125.92, "end": 10126.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10126.92, "end": 10127.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10127.92, "end": 10128.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10128.92, "end": 10129.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10129.92, "end": 10130.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10130.92, "end": 10131.92, "text": " They got a lot of them."}, {"start": 10131.92, "end": 10133.92, "text": " eat your bulgur in 100 months"}, {"start": 10137.36, "end": 10138.86, "text": " oooh they got beer in here"}, {"start": 10138.86, "end": 10140.06, "text": " Chad let's take a swig"}, {"start": 10140.06, "end": 10140.86, "text": " cheers my friend"}, {"start": 10140.86, "end": 10142.06, "text": " aww you don't need a beer"}, {"start": 10144.06, "end": 10144.56, "text": " swig!"}, {"start": 10144.56, "end": 10145.36, "text": " now that I think about it"}, {"start": 10145.36, "end": 10146.64, "text": " Chad can I get a beer?"}, {"start": 10146.64, "end": 10147.14, "text": " I already-"}, {"start": 10147.14, "end": 10148.0, "text": " ooohhh"}, {"start": 10148.0, "end": 10149.44, "text": " rope blackfish"}, {"start": 10151.14, "end": 10152.64, "text": " alright you can buy the cocoa knot"}, {"start": 10155.28, "end": 10156.08, "text": " I got it"}, {"start": 10157.94, "end": 10159.54, "text": " place the ch- I just fish with it?"}, {"start": 10161.92, "end": 10166.92, "text": " dude don't start the boss fight I'm gonna go grab a frisky"}, {"start": 10166.92, "end": 10168.92, "text": " too late"}, {"start": 10169.92, "end": 10173.92, "text": " why would you want me to gamble I've got some fucking bullshit"}, {"start": 10175.92, "end": 10177.92, "text": " he's running"}, {"start": 10178.92, "end": 10180.92, "text": " wait what did you get"}, {"start": 10181.92, "end": 10183.92, "text": " how the fuck am I supposed to hit that guy"}, {"start": 10184.92, "end": 10186.92, "text": " L.A. in L.A. in"}, {"start": 10187.92, "end": 10190.92, "text": " wait isn't this the guy from peak"}, {"start": 10191.92, "end": 10196.24, "text": " I'm gonna go get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10196.24, "end": 10197.64, "text": " I want Jason, bro."}, {"start": 10197.64, "end": 10198.84, "text": " Yeah, let me get one too."}, {"start": 10198.84, "end": 10199.84, "text": " Get me."}, {"start": 10199.84, "end": 10203.44, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna fix that, wait for all that fucking money and then I don't want you to"}, {"start": 10203.44, "end": 10204.44, "text": " get a shit."}, {"start": 10204.44, "end": 10205.44, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 10205.44, "end": 10206.44, "text": " Wait, man, it's Bing Bong."}, {"start": 10206.44, "end": 10207.44, "text": " Why is it got a massive piece?"}, {"start": 10207.44, "end": 10208.44, "text": " Okay, so this guy is un-made."}, {"start": 10208.44, "end": 10209.44, "text": " I ain't lying."}, {"start": 10209.44, "end": 10210.44, "text": " He's ignorant."}, {"start": 10210.44, "end": 10211.44, "text": " Oh, I killed him."}, {"start": 10211.44, "end": 10212.44, "text": " I killed him."}, {"start": 10212.44, "end": 10213.44, "text": " Hey, what does it do?"}, {"start": 10213.44, "end": 10214.44, "text": " He's cooking."}, {"start": 10214.44, "end": 10215.44, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 10215.44, "end": 10216.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10216.44, "end": 10217.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10217.44, "end": 10218.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10218.44, "end": 10219.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10219.44, "end": 10220.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10220.44, "end": 10221.44, "text": " I'm gonna get a Bruce game."}, {"start": 10221.44, "end": 10223.44, "text": " God, bro, look!"}, {"start": 10223.44, "end": 10225.44, "text": " Let me see if I hold him."}, {"start": 10225.44, "end": 10227.44, "text": " Oh, here."}, {"start": 10227.44, "end": 10230.44, "text": " I ain't not gonna lie to... Lafers."}, {"start": 10230.44, "end": 10232.44, "text": " Lafers?"}, {"start": 10232.44, "end": 10234.44, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 10234.44, "end": 10236.44, "text": " Here, come."}, {"start": 10236.44, "end": 10238.44, "text": " Wait, so the people that made..."}, {"start": 10238.44, "end": 10241.44, "text": " No, stop saying you're twin in the chat."}, {"start": 10241.44, "end": 10243.44, "text": " Wait, what do I do with them?"}, {"start": 10243.44, "end": 10245.44, "text": " I'm getting water right here."}, {"start": 10245.44, "end": 10247.44, "text": " Oh my God, his value is insane."}, {"start": 10247.44, "end": 10250.44, "text": " If I get rich when you sell that, oh my God."}, {"start": 10251.44, "end": 10254.44, "text": " Lafiss!"}, {"start": 10255.44, "end": 10258.44, "text": " Wait, can we spam that coconut shit then?"}, {"start": 10258.44, "end": 10259.44, "text": " Thanks bro."}, {"start": 10259.44, "end": 10261.44, "text": " Thanks for shooting me bro."}, {"start": 10261.44, "end": 10263.44, "text": " Thanks for shooting me fucking dick."}, {"start": 10263.44, "end": 10264.44, "text": " Should we buy another coconut?"}, {"start": 10264.44, "end": 10266.44, "text": " Dude, where did my phone go?"}, {"start": 10266.44, "end": 10267.44, "text": " We can, but that's okay."}, {"start": 10267.44, "end": 10268.44, "text": " My phone's on?"}, {"start": 10268.44, "end": 10269.44, "text": " Right, mine's low."}, {"start": 10273.44, "end": 10275.44, "text": " Give me a red bull too, sorry bro."}, {"start": 10275.44, "end": 10276.44, "text": " You were too late man."}, {"start": 10276.44, "end": 10277.44, "text": " You were too late."}, {"start": 10277.44, "end": 10279.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10282.04, "end": 10284.04, "text": " Fat fuck"}, {"start": 10284.2, "end": 10290.52, "text": " You bet but Ron no no genuinely you do deserve it bro cuz I've seen the progress and oh god you've been looking better"}, {"start": 10290.52, "end": 10297.2, "text": " Bro, thank you, bro. And you know, I will always give you your credit bro. You know, you've been going to the gym every single day"}, {"start": 10301.36, "end": 10303.92, "text": " Bro, you know, I got you right now your turn"}, {"start": 10307.44, "end": 10309.44, "text": " Are you for real? Fuck you!"}, {"start": 10312.44, "end": 10313.44, "text": " Check if I right."}, {"start": 10314.44, "end": 10315.44, "text": " Check if I right."}, {"start": 10319.44, "end": 10322.44, "text": " Bro, you were just starting to look good, then you got this chopped-ass haircut."}, {"start": 10322.44, "end": 10327.44, "text": " Yeah bro, like, I'm a grown-ass man and so are you, man. Stop worrying about me."}, {"start": 10337.44, "end": 10341.28, "text": " Yo, ladies, I got another coconut, right?"}, {"start": 10341.28, "end": 10344.28, "text": " I got another coconut."}, {"start": 10344.28, "end": 10345.28, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 10345.28, "end": 10347.44, "text": " I got the wrong rod though."}, {"start": 10347.44, "end": 10349.92, "text": " Bro, wow, that's a lot of money."}, {"start": 10349.92, "end": 10350.92, "text": " Oh, I found it."}, {"start": 10350.92, "end": 10351.92, "text": " I found it."}, {"start": 10351.92, "end": 10357.04, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 10357.04, "end": 10360.560000000001, "text": " Might be eligible for cozy gamer of the year after this stream, boys."}, {"start": 10360.560000000001, "end": 10362.92, "text": " Yo, you're a rock gamer of the year, bro."}, {"start": 10362.92, "end": 10363.92, "text": " What's up, dude?"}, {"start": 10363.92, "end": 10366.44, "text": " Hey, it's mango car time, bro."}, {"start": 10366.44, "end": 10379.44, "text": " I got a Jason, I got a Jason, everyone kill it!"}, {"start": 10379.44, "end": 10387.44, "text": " I'm selling the fish, I'm coming, I never had a mango fish."}, {"start": 10387.44, "end": 10400.04, "text": " more food back you you kind of look like Mr. King alright mods please please control"}, {"start": 10400.04, "end": 10411.960000000001, "text": " check that are not look like fucking Mr. King"}, {"start": 10417.44, "end": 10422.44, "text": " Y'all who just wasted all of our money again?"}, {"start": 10424.44, "end": 10425.44, "text": " Not it."}, {"start": 10426.44, "end": 10429.44, "text": " Why did you keep waiting y'all? You're the..."}, {"start": 10430.44, "end": 10438.44, "text": " This guy went beer, beer, doesn't participate in boss fights, spends all the money, like what do you do?"}, {"start": 10438.44, "end": 10446.44, "text": " Yo, run, run here, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run."}, {"start": 10446.44, "end": 10454.4, "text": " down here take that hi allies waller we just break down in one second"}, {"start": 10454.4, "end": 10457.800000000001, "text": " let's get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 10457.800000000001, "end": 10458.800000000001, "text": " where are my guns at?"}, {"start": 10458.800000000001, "end": 10459.800000000001, "text": " shut up bitch"}, {"start": 10459.800000000001, "end": 10466.960000000001, "text": " brother did you just shoot me and then take my weapons and get in the bow"}, {"start": 10466.960000000001, "end": 10470.36, "text": " where are my weapons that I'm not really that tough"}, {"start": 10470.36, "end": 10472.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10483.32, "end": 10485.880000000001, "text": " Someone on the island, bro, no one took your shit, bro"}, {"start": 10487.560000000001, "end": 10492.220000000001, "text": " Sweet I am the captain now turn this boat around"}, {"start": 10494.84, "end": 10497.380000000001, "text": " I am the captain now turn this boat around"}, {"start": 10497.380000000001, "end": 10499.380000000001, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 10527.380000000001, "end": 10530.300000000001, "text": " I bet them it's so easy to find right?"}, {"start": 10530.300000000001, "end": 10532.300000000001, "text": " Good job finding it!"}, {"start": 10535.300000000001, "end": 10537.300000000001, "text": " They're saying it's in the water."}, {"start": 10537.300000000001, "end": 10540.300000000001, "text": " How did it go in the water if you killed me on the beach?"}, {"start": 10540.300000000001, "end": 10543.44, "text": " Oh, the blonde foot have not shot me, man!"}, {"start": 10543.44, "end": 10546.44, "text": " Oh, I got it, I got it you little crybaby, I got it!"}, {"start": 10546.44, "end": 10549.400000000001, "text": " I'm going no cam, bro, I can't do this shit no cam."}, {"start": 10549.4, "end": 10559.4, "text": " I don't know why I had to jump I really had to."}, {"start": 10559.4, "end": 10563.4, "text": " It's only a good shot I'm just going to keep drinking my go-kart to be on the right shot."}, {"start": 10563.4, "end": 10564.4, "text": " Right chat is still yellow."}, {"start": 10564.4, "end": 10565.4, "text": " Am I supposed to go to that one?"}, {"start": 10565.4, "end": 10567.4, "text": " The green one or the white one?"}, {"start": 10567.4, "end": 10570.4, "text": " I'm a no-face game streamer now guys."}, {"start": 10570.4, "end": 10577.4, "text": " The green one or the white one?"}, {"start": 10577.4, "end": 10579.76, "text": " Wow, bro. Nice, guys."}, {"start": 10581.02, "end": 10581.52, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10582.859999999999, "end": 10583.98, "text": " Yo, come on. Is everyone in?"}, {"start": 10583.98, "end": 10586.22, "text": " Wait, wait, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming."}, {"start": 10586.52, "end": 10588.279999999999, "text": " Get in my lane before night!"}, {"start": 10589.1, "end": 10590.26, "text": " Wait, wait, guys."}, {"start": 10590.76, "end": 10591.26, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 10593.039999999999, "end": 10595.92, "text": " I'm decaf from now! Get out of my wheel!"}, {"start": 10596.16, "end": 10597.52, "text": " No, you already did that."}, {"start": 10597.52, "end": 10599.84, "text": " I'm decaf from now! Oh, Lazy did it?"}, {"start": 10600.4, "end": 10601.44, "text": " Wait, did what? Did what?"}, {"start": 10602.48, "end": 10604.4, "text": " Lazy, you already did. I'm decaf from now."}, {"start": 10604.4, "end": 10606.8, "text": " Oh, I'm decaf from now!"}, {"start": 10606.800000000001, "end": 10608.800000000001, "text": " collect the USB stick from the guy"}, {"start": 10611.2, "end": 10613.2, "text": " USB"}, {"start": 10624.640000000001, "end": 10626.640000000001, "text": " Wait for what"}, {"start": 10627.52, "end": 10633.52, "text": " Okay, I run by some $15 bait and get fishing bro. Make sure you cook what you matter to"}, {"start": 10633.52, "end": 10637.2, "text": " Oh, I hate your face"}, {"start": 10643.2, "end": 10649.48, "text": " Yeah, it's like I hate all this like oh you're retarded you're lurping like why not like oh here's what you need to do instead of doing"}, {"start": 10649.48, "end": 10651.48, "text": " This like why not the positive reinforcement?"}, {"start": 10656.12, "end": 10658.960000000001, "text": " Don't listen to the haters the haircut is good"}, {"start": 10658.960000000001, "end": 10660.080000000002, "text": " When I close my eyes."}, {"start": 10660.080000000002, "end": 10660.580000000002, "text": " Chill out."}, {"start": 10660.580000000002, "end": 10663.94, "text": " You got some most like angry psychopaths in our scene."}, {"start": 10663.94, "end": 10664.44, "text": " That's you."}, {"start": 10664.44, "end": 10665.720000000001, "text": " Yo bro, relax."}, {"start": 10665.720000000001, "end": 10666.76, "text": " It's a fishing game."}, {"start": 10666.76, "end": 10667.960000000001, "text": " Maybe relax a little bit."}, {"start": 10667.960000000001, "end": 10669.880000000001, "text": " Jesus, bro."}, {"start": 10669.880000000001, "end": 10672.36, "text": " Ladies, drink a beer."}, {"start": 10672.36, "end": 10673.84, "text": " I could crack one, bro."}, {"start": 10673.84, "end": 10677.84, "text": " Why don't the dApps upload a video called YLF phase?"}, {"start": 10677.84, "end": 10680.2, "text": " Brother, we're fucking still fishing."}, {"start": 10680.2, "end": 10682.960000000001, "text": " How are you shy behind this piece?"}, {"start": 10682.960000000001, "end": 10687.000000000002, "text": " Say how Garry just uploaded a YLF phase video."}, {"start": 10687.0, "end": 10692.6, "text": " We've been out of 3,911, I want to say Abenus 3 or 6."}, {"start": 10692.6, "end": 10693.8, "text": " Who was there?"}, {"start": 10693.8, "end": 10697.0, "text": " We're core, dude."}, {"start": 10697.0, "end": 10702.0, "text": " Bro, don't tell me he's not going to go live now because he posted a YouTube video."}, {"start": 10702.0, "end": 10703.0, "text": " That's how it works."}, {"start": 10703.0, "end": 10706.0, "text": " No, dude."}, {"start": 10706.0, "end": 10709.0, "text": " Yo, guys, why are we still on this island, man?"}, {"start": 10709.0, "end": 10711.0, "text": " Oh, I don't know because you're insane."}, {"start": 10711.0, "end": 10713.0, "text": " How many showers behind are you?"}, {"start": 10713.0, "end": 10720.56, "text": " Upgrading my weapons is now illegal on our team money. Yo, listen. Listen. Jixie. There's 800 bucks in the ballast. Please don't spend"}, {"start": 10731.68, "end": 10734.86, "text": " All right, guys, I'm gonna buy compensator. Please don't be mad"}, {"start": 10735.56, "end": 10741.16, "text": " Can you blew me? Can you blew me? Can you can you put black ice on my shit? I thought it can you put black ice on my shit?"}, {"start": 10741.16, "end": 10744.56, "text": " oh yeah that's good man somebody say black ice"}, {"start": 10744.56, "end": 10747.72, "text": " stop wasting your shit man"}, {"start": 10747.72, "end": 10749.8, "text": " Chad what should we buy next?"}, {"start": 10749.8, "end": 10752.6, "text": " Yo wait so what are we looking for to get out of here?"}, {"start": 10752.6, "end": 10753.7, "text": " Ooh extended"}, {"start": 10753.7, "end": 10754.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10754.2, "end": 10757.72, "text": " I look at puffer fish it says puffer fish tail is what you need it might be in the water"}, {"start": 10757.72, "end": 10758.36, "text": " What does it look like?"}, {"start": 10758.36, "end": 10759.72, "text": " Brother"}, {"start": 10759.72, "end": 10763.0, "text": " Wow um I just filmed this entire video I know you guys are just"}, {"start": 10764.039999999999, "end": 10765.72, "text": " I have not killed three fish"}, {"start": 10765.72, "end": 10767.56, "text": " That's what I'm saying it's not inaccurate"}, {"start": 10767.56, "end": 10769.56, "text": " Hey, I can't swim. Hello?"}, {"start": 10769.56, "end": 10771.56, "text": " How you doing? This is my character, Sayid."}, {"start": 10771.56, "end": 10772.56, "text": " Oh, f**k you."}, {"start": 10772.56, "end": 10775.56, "text": " Hey, let's uh... La Fierce. La Fierce."}, {"start": 10781.56, "end": 10783.56, "text": " Should I leave Phase 2?"}, {"start": 10783.56, "end": 10786.199999999999, "text": " I think we should all just kind of take a chill pill, bro."}, {"start": 10787.199999999999, "end": 10789.199999999999, "text": " You can see it actually is something like that, bro."}, {"start": 10790.56, "end": 10791.56, "text": " Hard to get it out."}, {"start": 10792.06, "end": 10793.56, "text": " Hard to be in a murder room, come on."}, {"start": 10795.56, "end": 10796.56, "text": " That's weird, child. I can't feed her."}, {"start": 10796.56, "end": 10798.56, "text": " Can we put GC on the girl?"}, {"start": 10800.56, "end": 10801.56, "text": " Whoa, this is weird."}, {"start": 10801.56, "end": 10802.56, "text": " Why is it not?"}, {"start": 10803.56, "end": 10805.56, "text": " I can't feed her the pufferfish."}, {"start": 10805.56, "end": 10806.56, "text": " Well, thank God that we have a shot."}, {"start": 10806.56, "end": 10807.56, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 10807.56, "end": 10808.56, "text": " They're saying that the birds stole it."}, {"start": 10808.56, "end": 10809.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10809.56, "end": 10810.56, "text": " Nice thing to do it."}, {"start": 10810.56, "end": 10812.56, "text": " Yeah, can we leave?"}, {"start": 10812.56, "end": 10814.56, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 10814.56, "end": 10818.56, "text": " I'm not a bird son, fuck him."}, {"start": 10818.56, "end": 10820.56, "text": " This is a no fly zone."}, {"start": 10820.56, "end": 10822.56, "text": " I finally left my bar."}, {"start": 10822.56, "end": 10823.56, "text": " Chimsey have it."}, {"start": 10823.56, "end": 10825.56, "text": " Chimsey they're saying you have it."}, {"start": 10825.56, "end": 10826.56, "text": " Give me a drop it, drop it."}, {"start": 10826.56, "end": 10828.56, "text": " Yo Jimmy, what do you got?"}, {"start": 10828.56, "end": 10829.56, "text": " Okay so what do we do with this?"}, {"start": 10829.56, "end": 10831.56, "text": " Can we give it to this side?"}, {"start": 10831.56, "end": 10834.56, "text": " Yeah 60 make TTS $1 bro."}, {"start": 10834.56, "end": 10836.56, "text": " Alright I got the coordinates mate."}, {"start": 10836.56, "end": 10837.56, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 10837.56, "end": 10838.56, "text": " Oh you got it automatically?"}, {"start": 10838.56, "end": 10841.56, "text": " Yo my trip in is this game like hyper unrealistic."}, {"start": 10841.56, "end": 10843.56, "text": " The sun has a set once."}, {"start": 10848.92, "end": 10850.92, "text": " This game is hyper unrealistic, bro."}, {"start": 10850.92, "end": 10852.92, "text": " Hellfucking game."}, {"start": 10852.92, "end": 10857.8, "text": " Got fun now wait blue wait no green or bite which one"}, {"start": 10859.88, "end": 10861.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10882.92, "end": 10886.18, "text": " to a red dot which leaves me to believe we're going towards a danger."}, {"start": 10886.18, "end": 10887.68, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10887.68, "end": 10888.68, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 10888.68, "end": 10889.68, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 10889.68, "end": 10890.68, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 10890.68, "end": 10891.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10891.68, "end": 10892.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10892.68, "end": 10893.68, "text": " No, put him!"}, {"start": 10893.68, "end": 10894.68, "text": " Put him!"}, {"start": 10894.68, "end": 10895.68, "text": " Put him!"}, {"start": 10895.68, "end": 10896.68, "text": " This is my island now!"}, {"start": 10896.68, "end": 10897.68, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 10897.68, "end": 10898.68, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 10898.68, "end": 10899.68, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 10899.68, "end": 10900.68, "text": " Oh, Mars."}, {"start": 10900.68, "end": 10901.68, "text": " Oh, Mars."}, {"start": 10901.68, "end": 10902.68, "text": " Oh, Mars."}, {"start": 10902.68, "end": 10903.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10903.68, "end": 10904.68, "text": " Black!"}, {"start": 10904.68, "end": 10905.68, "text": " Wait, how do you do that?"}, {"start": 10905.68, "end": 10907.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10910.960000000001, "end": 10915.960000000001, "text": " Wait, how do you see that all in black how to get upgrades all in black all in black all in black"}, {"start": 10921.52, "end": 10928.24, "text": " Yo, try to talk to this fucking retard in here. No the one behind you bro. I know come here dumbass. Yeah, she doesn't fucking no shit"}, {"start": 10928.68, "end": 10932.76, "text": " Wait, guys, you're me out. Give us our entire banquet. I'll triple it"}, {"start": 10932.76, "end": 10941.5, "text": " Whoa what type of fucking derpy fish how about derpy fish is this dude no floppy"}, {"start": 10941.5, "end": 10946.58, "text": " fucker oh I got a Halibut what is this you are too ugly to win cozy streamer"}, {"start": 10946.58, "end": 10951.42, "text": " more so with that bum-ass bullshit on your head yeah"}, {"start": 10951.42, "end": 10953.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10953.42, "end": 10958.1, "text": " Am the P. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie for $7. This game is really good"}, {"start": 10961.74, "end": 10963.74, "text": " That Barbara is completely competent"}, {"start": 10967.5, "end": 10969.42, "text": " Whoa, Roblox fish"}, {"start": 10981.42, "end": 10983.42, "text": " Guys"}, {"start": 10991.18, "end": 10992.68, "text": " Yo junko"}, {"start": 10992.68, "end": 10999.1, "text": " We're all in it guys. Oh, I like it's black city. It's black city black city"}, {"start": 10999.9, "end": 11003.28, "text": " Everybody everybody black city is black city"}, {"start": 11008.14, "end": 11011.02, "text": " You put red somebody chose red"}, {"start": 11011.42, "end": 11014.0, "text": " Red! Red, red! Red, red!"}, {"start": 11014.0, "end": 11016.64, "text": " You idiot, oh, god, you're fucking idiot."}, {"start": 11016.64, "end": 11018.44, "text": " I told you black, bro."}, {"start": 11018.44, "end": 11020.38, "text": " Look, we're in Sweden! We're in Sweden, look, look!"}, {"start": 11020.7, "end": 11022.460000000001, "text": " Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin!"}, {"start": 11022.460000000001, "end": 11023.72, "text": " Where is Marlin?"}, {"start": 11024.04, "end": 11025.58, "text": " Where do we get the fish, too?"}, {"start": 11025.58, "end": 11027.52, "text": " Uh, we give it to the nother."}, {"start": 11027.52, "end": 11028.82, "text": " Cut a grill, cut a grill!"}, {"start": 11028.82, "end": 11030.36, "text": " Right here!"}, {"start": 11030.36, "end": 11033.66, "text": " Hit the dollars, and go to a better barber next time, Keith."}, {"start": 11035.5, "end": 11036.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11036.78, "end": 11039.26, "text": " Woooohooooo!"}, {"start": 11039.26, "end": 11043.26, "text": " What's up with fishes this full?"}, {"start": 11043.26, "end": 11047.26, "text": " We're getting that."}, {"start": 11047.26, "end": 11053.26, "text": " Jason, how does it feel like catching? Cooking and killing your own kind."}, {"start": 11053.26, "end": 11057.26, "text": " Wait, 38 hundred dollars for a sniper? Yeah, but you're not getting that."}, {"start": 11057.26, "end": 11059.26, "text": " Maybe you guys should give me a sniper, y'all. We're good."}, {"start": 11059.26, "end": 11061.26, "text": " Hey, Jamesy, you're the one who fires here."}, {"start": 11061.26, "end": 11065.26, "text": " You got beat by Asian Jeff. So bad you took his haircut with you."}, {"start": 11065.26, "end": 11067.26, "text": " with you"}, {"start": 11070.66, "end": 11072.380000000001, "text": " Don't worry about the air"}, {"start": 11072.380000000001, "end": 11074.380000000001, "text": " There's still"}, {"start": 11074.380000000001, "end": 11079.06, "text": " The full goatee. Hey sexy. Thank you, bro. I got a tiger fish"}, {"start": 11079.86, "end": 11081.86, "text": " You beat the guy in here"}, {"start": 11082.42, "end": 11087.78, "text": " Hey boys, I'm about to I'm about to all in black. I'm about to all in black boys. Oh"}, {"start": 11091.06, "end": 11094.880000000001, "text": " My god, the accident black city black city black city black city black city black city black city black city"}, {"start": 11124.880000000001, "end": 11134.44, "text": " Oh my god, I'm alive. We are fucking rich money. We're making money. We are rich"}, {"start": 11139.160000000002, "end": 11141.160000000002, "text": " I can't lie"}, {"start": 11144.800000000001, "end": 11146.800000000001, "text": " I deserve I deserve something"}, {"start": 11147.320000000002, "end": 11150.920000000002, "text": " I deserve something on it. Yo. Oh god. You're waiting for"}, {"start": 11150.92, "end": 11152.92, "text": " Oh guys, you're weird as fuck!"}, {"start": 11152.92, "end": 11154.92, "text": " You're weird as fuck!"}, {"start": 11154.92, "end": 11156.92, "text": " He just stole all our money!"}, {"start": 11156.92, "end": 11158.92, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11158.92, "end": 11160.92, "text": " I actually hate your whole life."}, {"start": 11160.92, "end": 11162.92, "text": " Wait, what happened to our money?"}, {"start": 11162.92, "end": 11164.92, "text": " What happened to our money?"}, {"start": 11164.92, "end": 11168.92, "text": " Jason, I actually fucking bought a house for Bob."}, {"start": 11168.92, "end": 11170.92, "text": " I'm the owner of our money, bro."}, {"start": 11170.92, "end": 11172.92, "text": " Yeah, you're weird as fuck."}, {"start": 11172.92, "end": 11174.92, "text": " Please fuck."}, {"start": 11174.92, "end": 11176.92, "text": " Bitch, fuck you!"}, {"start": 11176.92, "end": 11178.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11201.92, "end": 11203.92, "text": " No, oh no guys guys"}, {"start": 11206.92, "end": 11219.92, "text": " I'm a fucking medic bro."}, {"start": 11219.92, "end": 11224.92, "text": " Where's my gun bro, who took my gun?"}, {"start": 11224.92, "end": 11227.92, "text": " For example, anything?"}, {"start": 11227.92, "end": 11230.92, "text": " My gun!"}, {"start": 11230.92, "end": 11232.92, "text": " We actually lost all of us."}, {"start": 11232.92, "end": 11234.92, "text": " For example, Nathan?"}, {"start": 11234.92, "end": 11237.92, "text": " Then she yelled at you, and you're going through the ugly days of the trend."}, {"start": 11237.92, "end": 11240.92, "text": " You've got to let that shit marinate a couple of days."}, {"start": 11240.92, "end": 11243.92, "text": " If that don't work, you've got to turn your barber into Swiss cheese."}, {"start": 11243.92, "end": 11245.92, "text": " Look there."}, {"start": 11245.92, "end": 11248.92, "text": " Yo, you take my fucking gun!"}, {"start": 11248.92, "end": 11250.92, "text": " You take my fucking money!"}, {"start": 11250.92, "end": 11252.92, "text": " You take everything, Lays!"}, {"start": 11252.92, "end": 11254.92, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 11254.92, "end": 11256.92, "text": " Bro, I need that gun."}, {"start": 11256.92, "end": 11261.92, "text": " bro jay why i need that gun you gotta see it through"}, {"start": 11261.92, "end": 11271.92, "text": " im drowning im drowning im drowning im drowning im drowning"}, {"start": 11271.92, "end": 11276.92, "text": " rest with me please bro take the gun thank you"}, {"start": 11276.92, "end": 11278.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11279.12, "end": 11281.12, "text": " This is not my gun"}, {"start": 11294.72, "end": 11296.72, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 11296.72, "end": 11307.92, "text": " I just died to Jigsie bro!"}, {"start": 11307.92, "end": 11321.359999999999, "text": " Yeah Jigsie, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 11321.36, "end": 11323.36, "text": " You feel"}, {"start": 11328.68, "end": 11330.68, "text": " Guys we're not gonna be"}, {"start": 11337.04, "end": 11339.04, "text": " Come on guys we just"}, {"start": 11340.68, "end": 11343.76, "text": " Well, we can kill them everybody light light them up"}, {"start": 11351.36, "end": 11368.78, "text": " You just fucking murdered me okay, so problem we didn't win"}, {"start": 11411.36, "end": 11419.36, "text": " Hi, sonnet. I was gonna invite you to walk during my VIDE T-show, but after seeing that haircut, I think we're good."}, {"start": 11419.36, "end": 11424.36, "text": " Please do me a favor and don't show up. I'm trying to keep the event freak-free."}, {"start": 11425.36, "end": 11427.36, "text": " Boys, could we talk about fall weather?"}, {"start": 11427.36, "end": 11429.36, "text": " Fuck this channel."}, {"start": 11430.36, "end": 11431.36, "text": " Thanks, Jinx."}, {"start": 11432.36, "end": 11436.36, "text": " Forget the fade. Run the fade of your barber."}, {"start": 11436.36, "end": 11438.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11441.32, "end": 11443.32, "text": " Hair cut is not even that"}, {"start": 11443.800000000001, "end": 11445.800000000001, "text": " Why are we starting again?"}, {"start": 11448.0, "end": 11451.0, "text": " Well, wait, why did I"}, {"start": 11454.04, "end": 11457.44, "text": " Another regular fish and then a fucking tuna spawn"}, {"start": 11466.36, "end": 11468.36, "text": " Let's go Junko, you never go Junko"}, {"start": 11473.140000000001, "end": 11476.1, "text": " Guys, why am I the only one shooting the fish?"}, {"start": 11477.640000000001, "end": 11479.640000000001, "text": " I have one HP"}, {"start": 11490.36, "end": 11492.36, "text": " Steve we're not are down"}, {"start": 11496.36, "end": 11498.36, "text": " He's in the water."}, {"start": 11498.36, "end": 11500.36, "text": " Jigsie is deep in the water."}, {"start": 11500.36, "end": 11502.36, "text": " You guys shoot him, I'm gonna bail, just keep shooting."}, {"start": 11502.36, "end": 11504.36, "text": " Alright, back back back."}, {"start": 11504.36, "end": 11506.36, "text": " Mera, Mera, Mera."}, {"start": 11506.36, "end": 11508.36, "text": " They're making Mera, making Mera."}, {"start": 11508.36, "end": 11510.36, "text": " I best them, they don't like Mera."}, {"start": 11510.36, "end": 11512.36, "text": " Don't it, don't it."}, {"start": 11512.36, "end": 11514.36, "text": " Keep shooting, you got the other little bullets."}, {"start": 11514.36, "end": 11516.36, "text": " I'm all out."}, {"start": 11516.36, "end": 11518.36, "text": " I need more bullets, I need more bullets."}, {"start": 11518.36, "end": 11520.36, "text": " I need more bullets, I need more bullets."}, {"start": 11520.36, "end": 11522.36, "text": " I need more bullets, I need more bullets."}, {"start": 11522.36, "end": 11524.36, "text": " I need more bullets, I need more bullets."}, {"start": 11524.36, "end": 11527.36, "text": " I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets!"}, {"start": 11529.36, "end": 11531.36, "text": " My fuckin' mouse has recoil with this gun bro."}, {"start": 11531.36, "end": 11533.36, "text": " Yo, load up the trucker!"}, {"start": 11533.36, "end": 11534.36, "text": " Is it me?"}, {"start": 11534.36, "end": 11535.36, "text": " That's him!"}, {"start": 11537.36, "end": 11539.36, "text": " Wait, there might be more here, don't go."}, {"start": 11539.36, "end": 11540.36, "text": " Where's my gun?"}, {"start": 11540.36, "end": 11541.36, "text": " Where's my gun?"}, {"start": 11542.36, "end": 11543.36, "text": " There might be another one."}, {"start": 11543.36, "end": 11544.36, "text": " Whoa! Ladies, I need a fish!"}, {"start": 11544.36, "end": 11545.36, "text": " RIS! RIS! RIS!"}, {"start": 11545.36, "end": 11546.36, "text": " SWEET!"}, {"start": 11547.36, "end": 11549.36, "text": " The fish fucking killed me!"}, {"start": 11579.36, "end": 11581.36, "text": " Oh my god, he's killing me."}, {"start": 11583.36, "end": 11584.36, "text": " Junk down!"}, {"start": 11584.36, "end": 11585.36, "text": " Where's them?"}, {"start": 11585.36, "end": 11586.36, "text": " He's useless!"}, {"start": 11586.36, "end": 11587.36, "text": " He's not-"}, {"start": 11589.36, "end": 11591.36, "text": " Guys, the timer, we need to shoot!"}, {"start": 11591.36, "end": 11592.36, "text": " Everybody shoot!"}, {"start": 11597.36, "end": 11598.36, "text": " Look at the timer!"}, {"start": 11598.36, "end": 11599.36, "text": " Everybody, everybody, shoot the-"}, {"start": 11599.36, "end": 11600.36, "text": " Shoot the thing!"}, {"start": 11600.36, "end": 11601.36, "text": " Wait, uh..."}, {"start": 11604.36, "end": 11605.36, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 11605.36, "end": 11607.36, "text": " Jinky, just go for Rezes."}, {"start": 11607.36, "end": 11609.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11622.400000000001, "end": 11624.400000000001, "text": " My fucking god"}, {"start": 11667.36, "end": 11670.36, "text": " Oh, this shit looks like something."}, {"start": 11670.36, "end": 11671.36, "text": " Yo, where do you want to get the board?"}, {"start": 11671.36, "end": 11672.36, "text": " Where do you want to get the board?"}, {"start": 11672.36, "end": 11675.36, "text": " Hold on, I'm going to demo for us, but I got this."}, {"start": 11675.36, "end": 11676.36, "text": " One of the huts, Jinxie."}, {"start": 11676.36, "end": 11678.36, "text": " I don't need to eat there, one of the huts."}, {"start": 11678.36, "end": 11680.36, "text": " The one next to the..."}, {"start": 11680.36, "end": 11683.36, "text": " The one above the shop, the one above the, uh, grill."}, {"start": 11683.36, "end": 11686.36, "text": " You were just the Asian UB now, ROF on."}, {"start": 11686.36, "end": 11688.36, "text": " Motherfucker, bro."}, {"start": 11688.36, "end": 11690.36, "text": " I'm so dull shit at everything that I do."}, {"start": 11690.36, "end": 11692.36, "text": " Yo Ron, where's the board though?"}, {"start": 11692.36, "end": 11693.36, "text": " No, the fuck I'm not, bro."}, {"start": 11693.36, "end": 11694.36, "text": " Don't ever say your shit."}, {"start": 11694.36, "end": 11695.36, "text": " Yo, Barbara, fuck my shit up."}, {"start": 11695.36, "end": 11696.36, "text": " I need content son."}, {"start": 11696.36, "end": 11698.36, "text": " and some like"}, {"start": 11700.52, "end": 11704.04, "text": " She's really looking you want to buy the $50 one the $50 one"}, {"start": 11716.880000000001, "end": 11721.94, "text": " Yo boys, I'm sure we can fight that fucking two banks. Oh my god"}, {"start": 11726.36, "end": 11728.36, "text": " $50 one"}, {"start": 11729.6, "end": 11731.6, "text": " Tea bags is killing me"}, {"start": 11742.16, "end": 11747.54, "text": " I'm never getting an inch off the top ever again, bro. Y'all are mean"}, {"start": 11750.04, "end": 11752.04, "text": " Meaty heads in the chat"}, {"start": 11756.36, "end": 11761.36, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 11761.36, "end": 11768.36, "text": " Chad look at what I got, look at what I got bro, oh my god."}, {"start": 11768.36, "end": 11769.36, "text": " Yo run, run!"}, {"start": 11769.36, "end": 11773.36, "text": " And I got him finished."}, {"start": 11773.36, "end": 11776.36, "text": " Yo Junko!"}, {"start": 11776.36, "end": 11778.36, "text": " Why are there two dead bodies?"}, {"start": 11778.36, "end": 11781.36, "text": " I wonder if that fucking shot in my head."}, {"start": 11781.36, "end": 11783.36, "text": " Yo run, red or black?"}, {"start": 11783.36, "end": 11787.36, "text": " Um, once you go back, you never go back, you're still black."}, {"start": 11787.36, "end": 11788.36, "text": " Yo, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11788.36, "end": 11789.36, "text": " There's someone robbing the corridor."}, {"start": 11789.36, "end": 11791.36, "text": " Hey, whoever just took my SMG with the red bomb,"}, {"start": 11791.36, "end": 11793.36, "text": " killing you until the game's over."}, {"start": 11795.36, "end": 11796.36, "text": " Yo, chill!"}, {"start": 11796.36, "end": 11797.36, "text": " I got a drip-heal."}, {"start": 11797.36, "end": 11798.36, "text": " Speed!"}, {"start": 11798.36, "end": 11801.36, "text": " This one doesn't have the red dot, need that one."}, {"start": 11801.36, "end": 11803.36, "text": " I grinded for these upgrades, bro."}, {"start": 11803.36, "end": 11804.36, "text": " I gotta be Jewish."}, {"start": 11804.36, "end": 11806.36, "text": " Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."}, {"start": 11806.36, "end": 11807.36, "text": " Dude, I got a drip-heal."}, {"start": 11807.36, "end": 11809.36, "text": " Chad, I got a drip-heal."}, {"start": 11809.36, "end": 11811.36, "text": " I'm literally a hero, bro."}, {"start": 11811.36, "end": 11812.36, "text": " I'm dead-ass a hero."}, {"start": 11812.36, "end": 11816.880000000001, "text": " bro put that in your mouth what what"}, {"start": 11833.560000000001, "end": 11839.480000000001, "text": " Jason is good at this game because the fish are scared of what is on his head"}, {"start": 11842.36, "end": 11844.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11854.16, "end": 11856.16, "text": " Can we get"}, {"start": 11872.36, "end": 11888.140000000001, "text": " I feel like my cut not even that bad bro, oh shit, little floppy fucker, yeah, who activated"}, {"start": 11888.140000000001, "end": 11889.140000000001, "text": " the tuner?"}, {"start": 11889.140000000001, "end": 11901.66, "text": " So we activated the boss and Ron's not even here."}, {"start": 11901.66, "end": 11909.14, "text": " Listen bro, let's just lock in boys"}, {"start": 11914.26, "end": 11916.78, "text": " Here we go guys guys"}, {"start": 11927.78, "end": 11931.34, "text": " No, no, no jinx is genuinely barely what do you do?"}, {"start": 11931.66, "end": 11933.66, "text": " Jinx, Jinx scene!"}, {"start": 11935.66, "end": 11939.66, "text": " Bro, Bro Jinx scene activated the boss, dude!"}, {"start": 11952.66, "end": 11955.66, "text": " Yo, the tuna fish is dead, I got bullets!"}, {"start": 11961.66, "end": 11965.5, "text": " Oh, I'm getting sly, bro."}, {"start": 11965.5, "end": 11966.5, "text": " Jesse, go braze the lanes."}, {"start": 11966.5, "end": 11969.0, "text": " Actually, I got it."}, {"start": 11969.0, "end": 11969.5, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11969.5, "end": 11970.5, "text": " I got guests."}, {"start": 11974.0, "end": 11976.0, "text": " Oh, I just missed an entire fucking clip."}, {"start": 11976.0, "end": 11976.5, "text": " I got guys."}, {"start": 11976.5, "end": 11979.5, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 11979.5, "end": 11981.5, "text": " He's literally so bad."}, {"start": 11981.5, "end": 11983.5, "text": " Thank you, I'm late."}, {"start": 11983.5, "end": 11985.5, "text": " OK, I'm dead."}, {"start": 11985.5, "end": 11986.26, "text": " Hey, I'm back."}, {"start": 11986.26, "end": 11987.46, "text": " Hey, guys, guys, braze, braze."}, {"start": 11987.46, "end": 11989.7, "text": " We need a braze."}, {"start": 11989.7, "end": 11990.34, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 11990.34, "end": 11992.34, "text": " I just picked up your gun instead of raising"}, {"start": 11992.34, "end": 11993.34, "text": " Can I get my gun?"}, {"start": 11993.34, "end": 11994.34, "text": " I got that, I got that, I got that"}, {"start": 11994.34, "end": 11995.34, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 11997.34, "end": 11999.34, "text": " Yo, who the fuck?"}, {"start": 11999.34, "end": 12000.34, "text": " Oh my"}, {"start": 12000.34, "end": 12002.34, "text": " He's instantly slimed"}, {"start": 12007.34, "end": 12008.34, "text": " He's still here"}, {"start": 12008.34, "end": 12029.3, "text": " Yeah, guys, we can still win this guys just don't give up and keep shooting"}, {"start": 12029.300000000001, "end": 12043.000000000002, "text": " okay so it's just like bro can we get a resume on"}, {"start": 12043.0, "end": 12045.0, "text": " what is this?"}, {"start": 12045.0, "end": 12047.0, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 12047.0, "end": 12049.0, "text": " spreads spreads spreads"}, {"start": 12049.0, "end": 12051.0, "text": " we can actually kill him"}, {"start": 12051.0, "end": 12053.0, "text": " press press press press"}, {"start": 12053.0, "end": 12055.0, "text": " thank you thank you"}, {"start": 12055.0, "end": 12057.0, "text": " does he know?"}, {"start": 12057.0, "end": 12059.0, "text": " does he know?"}, {"start": 12065.0, "end": 12067.0, "text": " alright look"}, {"start": 12067.0, "end": 12069.0, "text": " see it! see it! see it!"}, {"start": 12069.0, "end": 12071.0, "text": " no no no no so you just killed me"}, {"start": 12071.0, "end": 12073.0, "text": " So you just killed me"}, {"start": 12086.24, "end": 12088.24, "text": " And we'll fish you back up bro"}, {"start": 12091.56, "end": 12094.24, "text": " Yo, can somebody that can actually see me come to revive me"}, {"start": 12094.24, "end": 12103.74, "text": " I don't like your attitude"}, {"start": 12103.74, "end": 12110.52, "text": " I know you can see bro it's a joke"}, {"start": 12110.52, "end": 12113.18, "text": " I could look at your"}, {"start": 12113.18, "end": 12119.039999999999, "text": " My boys gonna break you down every time bro you dumb and I'm sorry for shit"}, {"start": 12119.04, "end": 12127.28, "text": " you're fucking crazy are you crazy are you crazy i was crazy once you shouldn't be dying this much"}, {"start": 12127.28, "end": 12131.04, "text": " considering you have a home"}, {"start": 12132.320000000002, "end": 12135.04, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12135.04, "end": 12140.740000000002, "text": " He's on a bitch."}, {"start": 12140.740000000002, "end": 12144.460000000001, "text": " Like this chat, bro."}, {"start": 12144.460000000001, "end": 12147.1, "text": " It's like this chat, man."}, {"start": 12147.1, "end": 12150.86, "text": " It does feel like we're shooting peas out of our guns."}, {"start": 12150.86, "end": 12153.34, "text": " Yeah, we own these snipers, right?"}, {"start": 12153.34, "end": 12155.42, "text": " Do everything within a 50 mile radius."}, {"start": 12155.42, "end": 12156.800000000001, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 12156.800000000001, "end": 12158.740000000002, "text": " She ain't dead."}, {"start": 12158.740000000002, "end": 12164.92, "text": " Wait, Chad, do I gamble this?"}, {"start": 12164.92, "end": 12169.44, "text": " This could be a lot of money, oh my god this could be a lot of money, can I gamble this?"}, {"start": 12169.44, "end": 12173.960000000001, "text": " You're really an Asian citizen, but instead of sending you somehow to the exact opposite"}, {"start": 12173.960000000001, "end": 12174.960000000001, "text": " of what you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 12174.960000000001, "end": 12177.960000000001, "text": " This is a big money!"}, {"start": 12177.960000000001, "end": 12178.960000000001, "text": " 600 dollars!"}, {"start": 12178.960000000001, "end": 12179.960000000001, "text": " What color?"}, {"start": 12179.960000000001, "end": 12180.960000000001, "text": " What color?"}, {"start": 12180.960000000001, "end": 12182.960000000001, "text": " Black, black city is black city."}, {"start": 12182.960000000001, "end": 12184.960000000001, "text": " Black, black, black, black."}, {"start": 12184.960000000001, "end": 12186.960000000001, "text": " Do I go green?"}, {"start": 12186.960000000001, "end": 12187.960000000001, "text": " Black!"}, {"start": 12187.960000000001, "end": 12188.960000000001, "text": " Blacks do black, always do black."}, {"start": 12188.960000000001, "end": 12189.960000000001, "text": " Do I do green?"}, {"start": 12189.960000000001, "end": 12190.960000000001, "text": " Black city is black city."}, {"start": 12190.960000000001, "end": 12193.960000000001, "text": " Bro, I feel like green's gonna hit."}, {"start": 12193.960000000001, "end": 12196.76, "text": " No, do not do that, bro. That's a sell-out."}, {"start": 12204.76, "end": 12205.76, "text": " You hit!"}, {"start": 12223.960000000001, "end": 12225.960000000001, "text": " Nah, bro."}, {"start": 12225.960000000001, "end": 12227.960000000001, "text": " So who, who just shot?"}, {"start": 12227.960000000001, "end": 12229.960000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 12229.960000000001, "end": 12231.960000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12231.960000000001, "end": 12233.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12233.960000000001, "end": 12235.960000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 12235.960000000001, "end": 12237.960000000001, "text": " Oh, god, the, the, the birds are fucking like,"}, {"start": 12237.960000000001, "end": 12239.960000000001, "text": " like, shitting or something."}, {"start": 12239.960000000001, "end": 12241.960000000001, "text": " Ah, the birds!"}, {"start": 12241.960000000001, "end": 12243.960000000001, "text": " The birds are shitting."}, {"start": 12243.960000000001, "end": 12245.960000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 12245.960000000001, "end": 12247.960000000001, "text": " Why is the bird shitting at 22s?"}, {"start": 12247.960000000001, "end": 12249.960000000001, "text": " Okay, I have a take here."}, {"start": 12249.960000000001, "end": 12251.960000000001, "text": " I have a take here. Everyone's trying to miss the sell."}, {"start": 12251.960000000001, "end": 12257.42, "text": " We keep that in green until we hit it eventually we're gonna hit it. No, no, no horrible idea guys"}, {"start": 12281.960000000001, "end": 12284.960000000001, "text": " You're part of the king burger, you're part of the king burger."}, {"start": 12291.960000000001, "end": 12293.960000000001, "text": " Yo Jason bro, I get it now."}, {"start": 12293.960000000001, "end": 12294.960000000001, "text": " That's a red snapper."}, {"start": 12294.960000000001, "end": 12295.960000000001, "text": " The rice is dead ass."}, {"start": 12295.960000000001, "end": 12296.960000000001, "text": " Wait, get a new one."}, {"start": 12296.960000000001, "end": 12299.960000000001, "text": " You said it every time you get rice dude."}, {"start": 12302.960000000001, "end": 12304.960000000001, "text": " Ooh, little voxel fish."}, {"start": 12304.960000000001, "end": 12305.960000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 12305.960000000001, "end": 12306.960000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 12306.960000000001, "end": 12309.960000000001, "text": " So how did we lose $700, my chat's telling you?"}, {"start": 12309.960000000001, "end": 12315.980000000001, "text": " So I bought some lures, but it's okay because I'm about a game button make this money back. Oh wait. Oh wait wait"}, {"start": 12315.980000000001, "end": 12319.640000000001, "text": " I ate a $700 fish. Yeah, but it's good"}, {"start": 12328.160000000002, "end": 12330.720000000001, "text": " Whoa, it's a rare one"}, {"start": 12339.960000000001, "end": 12347.380000000001, "text": " wait wait wait I'm gonna hold it wait stop wait wait wait wait let me put some"}, {"start": 12347.380000000001, "end": 12356.220000000001, "text": " let me put some shit on it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. This is Max"}, {"start": 12356.220000000001, "end": 12361.980000000001, "text": " Wim I promise you don't. Yo black I promise you black is hitting black is"}, {"start": 12361.980000000001, "end": 12369.240000000002, "text": " hitting black I promise you oh my god"}, {"start": 12369.24, "end": 12372.039999999999, "text": " Put it all on there. Put it all on there. Put it all on there."}, {"start": 12372.039999999999, "end": 12374.039999999999, "text": " All right, we gotta do it quickly once it gets on, right?"}, {"start": 12374.039999999999, "end": 12375.039999999999, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 12375.039999999999, "end": 12375.74, "text": " Go black, yeah?"}, {"start": 12375.74, "end": 12376.539999999999, "text": " Go black, go black."}, {"start": 12376.539999999999, "end": 12377.039999999999, "text": " Black, black, black, black!"}, {"start": 12377.039999999999, "end": 12378.039999999999, "text": " All right, there, there."}, {"start": 12378.039999999999, "end": 12378.94, "text": " What is it? What is it? What is it?"}, {"start": 12378.94, "end": 12380.44, "text": " Three, two, one, bank."}, {"start": 12380.44, "end": 12381.64, "text": " Three, two, one, bank."}, {"start": 12381.64, "end": 12383.84, "text": " Three, two, one, black. Black city."}, {"start": 12383.84, "end": 12388.039999999999, "text": " Black! Black!"}, {"start": 12388.039999999999, "end": 12390.039999999999, "text": " Everybody sell! Everybody sell!"}, {"start": 12390.039999999999, "end": 12391.74, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's our money?"}, {"start": 12391.74, "end": 12393.34, "text": " We have to sell. We have to sell."}, {"start": 12393.34, "end": 12395.14, "text": " It's worth more than a..."}, {"start": 12395.14, "end": 12397.039999999999, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 12397.04, "end": 12404.26, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, okay, don't buy shit. Hold on. Let's try it out rich. No, it's actually"}, {"start": 12409.68, "end": 12414.380000000001, "text": " No, let's see let's see we can do that again, bro. We can all get snipers"}, {"start": 12423.320000000002, "end": 12425.320000000002, "text": " Money-spending sounds"}, {"start": 12427.04, "end": 12429.740000000002, "text": " I'm bringing out the J-Mode, I'm gonna punch."}, {"start": 12429.740000000002, "end": 12430.740000000002, "text": " YEEEAH!"}, {"start": 12430.740000000002, "end": 12431.740000000002, "text": " YEEEAH!"}, {"start": 12431.740000000002, "end": 12434.740000000002, "text": " I'm gonna show people what greed looks like, y'all haven't seen me yet!"}, {"start": 12434.740000000002, "end": 12435.740000000002, "text": " YEEEAH!"}, {"start": 12435.740000000002, "end": 12437.740000000002, "text": " What happened to our money?"}, {"start": 12437.740000000002, "end": 12439.740000000002, "text": " What's in back of it?"}, {"start": 12439.740000000002, "end": 12441.740000000002, "text": " We have no money!"}, {"start": 12441.740000000002, "end": 12444.740000000002, "text": " Y'all are gonna see the fuck of it in here, you stupid fucking face!"}, {"start": 12444.740000000002, "end": 12446.740000000002, "text": " You make me feel better about myself."}, {"start": 12446.740000000002, "end": 12447.740000000002, "text": " W-Bison."}, {"start": 12447.740000000002, "end": 12451.740000000002, "text": " Why don't you just fuck with our J-Mode and set up lines?"}, {"start": 12451.740000000002, "end": 12453.740000000002, "text": " He's ready!"}, {"start": 12453.740000000002, "end": 12455.740000000002, "text": " Bro, fuck this fish!"}, {"start": 12455.74, "end": 12460.74, "text": " This doesn't maybe you can win the streamer award for worst hair cut. It's just like"}, {"start": 12463.34, "end": 12466.88, "text": " How much HP is this fucking fish"}, {"start": 12469.1, "end": 12474.22, "text": " Jason it's me. I can handle your schedule your calls and everything else"}, {"start": 12476.619999999999, "end": 12478.619999999999, "text": " Is beyond my capability"}, {"start": 12481.02, "end": 12483.02, "text": " What happened to our"}, {"start": 12483.02, "end": 12488.7, "text": " uh jason bought a sniper rifle because he's not a two player no no rhombot"}, {"start": 12488.7, "end": 12493.26, "text": " mad shit and go again double but like three times so we didn't upgrade our"}, {"start": 12493.26, "end": 12497.66, "text": " bullets and we have one sniper you know"}, {"start": 12497.66, "end": 12499.66, "text": " 90 miles an hour"}, {"start": 12499.66, "end": 12501.66, "text": " I have right this way"}, {"start": 12501.66, "end": 12503.66, "text": " Can you trust me for a second?"}, {"start": 12505.66, "end": 12507.66, "text": " What? What? What?"}, {"start": 12507.66, "end": 12509.66, "text": " I'm gonna keep the mic still"}, {"start": 12509.66, "end": 12511.66, "text": " What was that like Amy?"}, {"start": 12511.66, "end": 12515.66, "text": " I didn't know I was watching a Yugi 2x stream"}, {"start": 12515.66, "end": 12517.66, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh"}, {"start": 12517.66, "end": 12519.66, "text": " It's hot here, yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 12519.66, "end": 12521.66, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 12521.66, "end": 12525.66, "text": " You're check, you like clam chowder"}, {"start": 12525.66, "end": 12530.28, "text": " The first one to say it your haircut looks nice on Jack Doherty's life"}, {"start": 12536.34, "end": 12538.34, "text": " Hey guys, I'm gonna make my money back"}, {"start": 12550.3, "end": 12552.3, "text": " Just how much did you win how much did you win?"}, {"start": 12555.66, "end": 12559.66, "text": " 100 runs versus one accountability."}, {"start": 12559.66, "end": 12562.66, "text": " Shoot teammates, lame teammates for respawning."}, {"start": 12562.66, "end": 12565.66, "text": " You're a sicko, pal. You're actually a fucking sicko."}, {"start": 12565.66, "end": 12568.66, "text": " Oh my god, bro. Fuck."}, {"start": 12568.66, "end": 12570.66, "text": " Alright, fuck that bitch."}, {"start": 12570.66, "end": 12573.66, "text": " Not time to remember?"}, {"start": 12573.66, "end": 12575.66, "text": " Remember what everyone did, right?"}, {"start": 12575.66, "end": 12579.66, "text": " Grab it. I can't swim, chat."}, {"start": 12579.66, "end": 12581.66, "text": " I'll spend more money, motherfucker."}, {"start": 12581.66, "end": 12583.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12583.66, "end": 12585.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12603.74, "end": 12607.02, "text": " Oh big juice big juice, I just got big juice I just got big juice"}, {"start": 12610.539999999999, "end": 12612.539999999999, "text": " It's a hook fish"}, {"start": 12613.66, "end": 12615.66, "text": " gamble and"}, {"start": 12617.46, "end": 12619.66, "text": " Yo, who the fuck was just in here buying stuff?"}, {"start": 12619.66, "end": 12620.66, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 12620.66, "end": 12621.66, "text": " Dude, where's my money?"}, {"start": 12621.66, "end": 12622.66, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 12622.66, "end": 12624.66, "text": " Who the fuck just got all the money, dude?"}, {"start": 12624.66, "end": 12625.66, "text": " How do I just do that?"}, {"start": 12625.66, "end": 12627.66, "text": " Dude, who just got all the fucking money, bro?"}, {"start": 12627.66, "end": 12628.66, "text": " Yo, we got a village."}, {"start": 12628.66, "end": 12629.66, "text": " I got a village."}, {"start": 12629.66, "end": 12630.66, "text": " I got a job."}, {"start": 12630.66, "end": 12631.66, "text": " Bro, I'm about to get off."}, {"start": 12631.66, "end": 12632.66, "text": " Guys, guys, let's figure it out."}, {"start": 12632.66, "end": 12634.66, "text": " All you gotta do is throw a dynamite at the boss."}, {"start": 12634.66, "end": 12635.66, "text": " Start at the boss line."}, {"start": 12635.66, "end": 12636.66, "text": " That's all you gotta do."}, {"start": 12637.66, "end": 12639.66, "text": " Throw endless dynamite at him."}, {"start": 12639.66, "end": 12640.66, "text": " Trust, trust, trust."}, {"start": 12640.66, "end": 12642.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12649.66, "end": 12651.66, "text": " Stream your"}, {"start": 12656.94, "end": 12662.28, "text": " And this is why we can't but you see the room you just came out of you want to come in there and raise me"}, {"start": 12662.28, "end": 12664.28, "text": " I just died of the fish I caught"}, {"start": 12665.94, "end": 12667.94, "text": " I think Emily"}, {"start": 12670.66, "end": 12672.66, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 12672.66, "end": 12673.46, "text": " Oh, thank you, my bro."}, {"start": 12673.46, "end": 12676.06, "text": " You fucking bitch!"}, {"start": 12676.06, "end": 12678.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12678.06, "end": 12679.06, "text": " Thank you, Jason."}, {"start": 12679.06, "end": 12680.06, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 12680.06, "end": 12681.06, "text": " Oh, thank you, Jason."}, {"start": 12681.06, "end": 12683.06, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 12683.06, "end": 12686.38, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 12686.38, "end": 12689.66, "text": " So this fucking guy, too."}, {"start": 12689.66, "end": 12690.94, "text": " Oh, ow!"}, {"start": 12690.94, "end": 12692.66, "text": " Help me."}, {"start": 12692.66, "end": 12693.74, "text": " I'm taking your fish, bro."}, {"start": 12723.74, "end": 12725.08, "text": " sometimes I'm crazy about that"}, {"start": 12725.08, "end": 12727.34, "text": " hey please, unfortunately, it's hermene"}, {"start": 12728.619999999999, "end": 12732.46, "text": " black city black city black city black city black city black black black black black city"}, {"start": 12734.94, "end": 12737.6, "text": " so don't go, how, what, how'd you die bro, talk to me"}, {"start": 12737.6, "end": 12739.199999999999, "text": " oh dad, oh dad, oh he's dead"}, {"start": 12739.699999999999, "end": 12740.82, "text": " hey talk to me jinx"}, {"start": 12741.6, "end": 12742.88, "text": " max fucking win baby"}, {"start": 12743.4, "end": 12744.4, "text": " hey talk to me jinx"}, {"start": 12744.4, "end": 12746.08, "text": " I'm going green, I'm going green, I'm going green"}, {"start": 12750.08, "end": 12753.119999999999, "text": " pro tip for chat, you can watch this stream on 480p"}, {"start": 12753.12, "end": 12756.12, "text": " so you don't have to see the ants on his upper left."}, {"start": 12756.12, "end": 12758.12, "text": " Enjoy the rest of y'all's stream."}, {"start": 12758.12, "end": 12760.12, "text": " I'm fine, I'm fine."}, {"start": 12760.12, "end": 12762.12, "text": " Is anyone helping me?"}, {"start": 12762.12, "end": 12764.12, "text": " He said he was watching me."}, {"start": 12766.12, "end": 12768.12, "text": " Ah, guys, guys, help."}, {"start": 12768.12, "end": 12770.12, "text": " Jigs, are you done the rest, Ron?"}, {"start": 12770.12, "end": 12773.12, "text": " Put down my friend!"}, {"start": 12778.12, "end": 12780.12, "text": " Wait, he's right there!"}, {"start": 12780.12, "end": 12782.12, "text": " We're gonna devolve, let's devolve, let's do it."}, {"start": 12782.12, "end": 12785.12, "text": " Hey Jason, don't listen to them."}, {"start": 12785.12, "end": 12789.12, "text": " Hi Jason, consider yourself a model for this."}, {"start": 12789.12, "end": 12790.12, "text": " Hi, hi."}, {"start": 12790.12, "end": 12792.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12794.12, "end": 12797.12, "text": " No, please bro, please."}, {"start": 12797.12, "end": 12798.12, "text": " It's funny right Jason?"}, {"start": 12798.12, "end": 12799.12, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 12799.12, "end": 12800.12, "text": " It's funny right?"}, {"start": 12801.12, "end": 12803.12, "text": " Yeah Jason, did you have fun playing tonight?"}, {"start": 12803.12, "end": 12804.12, "text": " I'm sorry, no."}, {"start": 12804.12, "end": 12805.12, "text": " It's really actually, please."}, {"start": 12805.12, "end": 12807.12, "text": " You know, I'm so much Lou, please."}, {"start": 12807.12, "end": 12808.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12808.12, "end": 12809.12, "text": " Wait, did you have fun playing tonight?"}, {"start": 12809.12, "end": 12810.12, "text": " No, no, please, please."}, {"start": 12810.12, "end": 12811.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12811.12, "end": 12817.76, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro. No, no, please. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 12827.84, "end": 12830.720000000001, "text": " All right, we're good. No, ladies, let me in the boat. Take me to the room"}, {"start": 12833.04, "end": 12835.04, "text": " Please, please, please"}, {"start": 12836.800000000001, "end": 12838.800000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12838.800000000001, "end": 12840.800000000001, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 12840.800000000001, "end": 12842.800000000001, "text": " Where am I supposed to go?"}, {"start": 12842.800000000001, "end": 12844.800000000001, "text": " I didn't even get to drive!"}, {"start": 12844.800000000001, "end": 12845.800000000001, "text": " I didn't even see..."}, {"start": 12845.800000000001, "end": 12847.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, we got an ancient prisoner, bro."}, {"start": 12849.800000000001, "end": 12851.800000000001, "text": " Whoa, this is a lot of loot. What is this?"}, {"start": 12854.800000000001, "end": 12856.800000000001, "text": " There's another SMG over there!"}, {"start": 12856.800000000001, "end": 12857.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's Jinxie, bro."}, {"start": 12857.800000000001, "end": 12858.800000000001, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 12859.800000000001, "end": 12860.800000000001, "text": " Grab everybody's scoop."}, {"start": 12863.800000000001, "end": 12865.800000000001, "text": " Yo, Jinxie, bro, we got your SMG, bro."}, {"start": 12865.800000000001, "end": 12866.800000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12866.800000000001, "end": 12867.800000000001, "text": " Jinxie, bro."}, {"start": 12867.800000000001, "end": 12869.800000000001, "text": " Alright, why back? We're good!"}, {"start": 12869.800000000001, "end": 12871.800000000001, "text": " Jinxie, bro."}, {"start": 12871.800000000001, "end": 12873.800000000001, "text": " Sometimes you just gotta have a little civil war, bro."}, {"start": 12873.800000000001, "end": 12875.800000000001, "text": " Jinxie's right over here."}, {"start": 12875.800000000001, "end": 12877.800000000001, "text": " In the boat. I got it for you, bro. I got it for you, bro."}, {"start": 12877.800000000001, "end": 12879.800000000001, "text": " They didn't. I got it for you."}, {"start": 12881.800000000001, "end": 12883.800000000001, "text": " I think Junko wants to go get a beer again."}, {"start": 12886.800000000001, "end": 12888.800000000001, "text": " They can't go spotting. Come on, bro."}, {"start": 12888.800000000001, "end": 12890.800000000001, "text": " Cheer up, bro. Drink a beer, Jinx."}, {"start": 12892.800000000001, "end": 12893.800000000001, "text": " Hey, Jinxie, how about this, bro?"}, {"start": 12893.800000000001, "end": 12896.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna fucking drown you. I'm gonna fucking drown you to keep going."}, {"start": 12896.800000000001, "end": 12898.800000000001, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 12900.960000000001, "end": 12902.960000000001, "text": " See that's not nice"}, {"start": 12908.840000000002, "end": 12910.840000000002, "text": " You son of a bitch"}, {"start": 12918.12, "end": 12921.240000000002, "text": " When we catch one more fish and we're in a gamble we're gonna go black just"}, {"start": 12926.800000000001, "end": 12930.800000000001, "text": " Oh, you're such a bad boy. You're such a little bad boy."}, {"start": 12944.800000000001, "end": 12946.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck happened to his hair?"}, {"start": 12950.800000000001, "end": 12952.800000000001, "text": " Can't even get a haircut and chill, bro."}, {"start": 12952.800000000001, "end": 12954.800000000001, "text": " No, no, genuinely, bro."}, {"start": 12954.800000000001, "end": 12956.800000000001, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 12959.900000000001, "end": 12962.800000000001, "text": " But it's this piece of shoes, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 12964.560000000001, "end": 12967.28, "text": " New culture so you can say sorry guys"}, {"start": 12973.840000000002, "end": 12976.44, "text": " It's just like come on the fuck on guys"}, {"start": 12984.800000000001, "end": 12985.800000000001, "text": " I want this."}, {"start": 12985.800000000001, "end": 12986.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I said, yeah, I said that."}, {"start": 12986.800000000001, "end": 12988.800000000001, "text": " You got that, you're not gonna get my players not moving."}, {"start": 12988.800000000001, "end": 12990.800000000001, "text": " I can't wait for teammates,"}, {"start": 12990.800000000001, "end": 12992.800000000001, "text": " punchy, and dealt to cookie."}, {"start": 12992.800000000001, "end": 12994.800000000001, "text": " Thanks for being our punching bag."}, {"start": 12994.800000000001, "end": 12995.800000000001, "text": " It's like fuck!"}, {"start": 12995.800000000001, "end": 12998.800000000001, "text": " It was green, bro!"}, {"start": 12998.800000000001, "end": 13000.800000000001, "text": " Jason, they're telling me that you could"}, {"start": 13000.800000000001, "end": 13002.800000000001, "text": " trick shot and apparently you can get that money."}, {"start": 13002.800000000001, "end": 13003.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I bet."}, {"start": 13003.800000000001, "end": 13005.800000000001, "text": " One minute, I have to go."}, {"start": 13005.800000000001, "end": 13007.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck was that noise?"}, {"start": 13007.800000000001, "end": 13009.800000000001, "text": " What's the bet, something's wrong?"}, {"start": 13009.800000000001, "end": 13011.800000000001, "text": " I think I'm just in 20 minutes."}, {"start": 13011.800000000001, "end": 13013.800000000001, "text": " What are you f**king doing?"}, {"start": 13013.800000000001, "end": 13015.800000000001, "text": " What the f**k?"}, {"start": 13015.800000000001, "end": 13017.800000000001, "text": " That sounds like a big you problem."}, {"start": 13017.800000000001, "end": 13019.800000000001, "text": " Bro, I definitely had a fish."}, {"start": 13019.800000000001, "end": 13021.800000000001, "text": " Careful for the shooting birds."}, {"start": 13021.800000000001, "end": 13023.800000000001, "text": " You know I'm green."}, {"start": 13023.800000000001, "end": 13025.800000000001, "text": " I don't have dirt on my lip, bro."}, {"start": 13025.800000000001, "end": 13027.800000000001, "text": " So Jinxie died."}, {"start": 13027.800000000001, "end": 13029.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13029.800000000001, "end": 13031.800000000001, "text": " So all the f**kers just want to be on troll mode?"}, {"start": 13031.800000000001, "end": 13033.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13033.800000000001, "end": 13035.800000000001, "text": " Kill the f**kers."}, {"start": 13035.800000000001, "end": 13037.800000000001, "text": " I think it's the Asian with the sniper."}, {"start": 13037.800000000001, "end": 13039.800000000001, "text": " No, no, never."}, {"start": 13039.800000000001, "end": 13041.800000000001, "text": " No, no, never. No, I did not kill you. I did not kill you."}, {"start": 13041.800000000001, "end": 13043.800000000001, "text": " What? I can't move up. I can't move up. I can't move up."}, {"start": 13043.800000000001, "end": 13045.800000000001, "text": " Oh, shut up."}, {"start": 13045.800000000001, "end": 13047.800000000001, "text": " Bro, what are you good at, GC?"}, {"start": 13047.800000000001, "end": 13049.800000000001, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 13049.800000000001, "end": 13051.800000000001, "text": " Are you only good at R6? Be honest."}, {"start": 13051.800000000001, "end": 13053.800000000001, "text": " Bro, why am I drowning?"}, {"start": 13053.800000000001, "end": 13055.800000000001, "text": " I can't move up."}, {"start": 13055.800000000001, "end": 13057.800000000001, "text": " Why am I drowning?"}, {"start": 13057.800000000001, "end": 13059.800000000001, "text": " Why am I drowning?"}, {"start": 13059.800000000001, "end": 13061.800000000001, "text": " Yo, whoever's stacking this on the table,"}, {"start": 13061.800000000001, "end": 13063.800000000001, "text": " guess what, bro? We're going black. Here we go."}, {"start": 13063.800000000001, "end": 13065.800000000001, "text": " Dude, wait!"}, {"start": 13065.800000000001, "end": 13070.44, "text": " All right, I haven't got a fish in 30 minutes. Let's keep trying"}, {"start": 13073.480000000001, "end": 13078.160000000002, "text": " You son of a bitch, bro, that was my fish bastard"}, {"start": 13080.36, "end": 13082.36, "text": " You fucking bastard"}, {"start": 13087.640000000001, "end": 13092.68, "text": " I caught an expensive fish y'all this one's gonna be at $700. You ready? I'm actually in come on back come on come come"}, {"start": 13092.68, "end": 13094.68, "text": " Come here. We go here. We go"}, {"start": 13124.68, "end": 13126.68, "text": " My god magnets"}, {"start": 13140.16, "end": 13143.36, "text": " Magnet bear I'm not a lot. I think we're ready for the next bus"}, {"start": 13143.36, "end": 13145.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13158.0, "end": 13160.0, "text": " So I'm dying"}, {"start": 13173.36, "end": 13176.640000000001, "text": " $800 fish and a bike so you could go on a run!"}, {"start": 13176.640000000001, "end": 13178.640000000001, "text": " Oh my god you could go on a run!"}, {"start": 13179.76, "end": 13181.76, "text": " Okay that kind of that's kind of..."}, {"start": 13185.84, "end": 13188.720000000001, "text": " So it sounds like it's time to fucking match wins."}, {"start": 13188.720000000001, "end": 13191.6, "text": " People used to spam hardbys when you had fun."}, {"start": 13191.6, "end": 13195.2, "text": " Now you're chopped, have short black hair, and you're bloated."}, {"start": 13195.2, "end": 13197.2, "text": " Bro that's just trying to get the hell out of here."}, {"start": 13197.2, "end": 13199.2, "text": " Hey we gotta hit this game though I got dinner in it."}, {"start": 13200.0, "end": 13202.0, "text": " I don't. I'm here all night."}, {"start": 13202.68, "end": 13206.28, "text": " If you get off before we beat this game, you're actually a cry baby baby rich"}, {"start": 13211.78, "end": 13216.68, "text": " Jigsie when this hit black I'm gonna win and then I'm gonna put it back and we're gonna go red. Okay. Look at the script"}, {"start": 13223.72, "end": 13225.72, "text": " Wait, I don't have any fish"}, {"start": 13226.92, "end": 13228.92, "text": " What do I eat"}, {"start": 13232.0, "end": 13234.0, "text": " Yeah, if you were pussy, yeah"}, {"start": 13239.0, "end": 13241.0, "text": " Scare money does not make money"}, {"start": 13241.0, "end": 13243.0, "text": " When we have $15,000"}, {"start": 13260.08, "end": 13264.76, "text": " We need more face we need more face this is a heater we got we just want one this"}, {"start": 13271.0, "end": 13276.26, "text": " Make sure you get this on I wait everybody say a color on three one two three black"}, {"start": 13301.0, "end": 13313.16, "text": " You know like Jinxie what do you fucking do bro it's just like bad it's just a"}, {"start": 13313.16, "end": 13321.72, "text": " bad vibe bro I believe in you bro"}, {"start": 13321.720000000001, "end": 13323.720000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13327.480000000001, "end": 13329.820000000002, "text": " Just like bait bro, just like baited"}, {"start": 13331.980000000001, "end": 13334.7, "text": " You got me though my neck you got my neck you got it"}, {"start": 13337.420000000002, "end": 13339.420000000002, "text": " And it's time for the bus fight"}, {"start": 13339.42, "end": 13341.42, "text": " I'm dead, I'm dead, I hit a man!"}, {"start": 13341.42, "end": 13343.42, "text": " Why are you standing still?"}, {"start": 13343.42, "end": 13345.42, "text": " GG's bro."}, {"start": 13345.42, "end": 13347.42, "text": " G fucking G's, man."}, {"start": 13347.42, "end": 13349.42, "text": " Oh yeah, right?"}, {"start": 13349.42, "end": 13351.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13351.42, "end": 13353.42, "text": " Wait, I should do a lot of damage though."}, {"start": 13353.42, "end": 13355.42, "text": " I feel like SMG is probably better for this situation, huh?"}, {"start": 13355.42, "end": 13357.42, "text": " I'm in the water, I'm in the water, someone help me."}, {"start": 13357.42, "end": 13359.42, "text": " Yeah, there's two of us."}, {"start": 13359.42, "end": 13361.42, "text": " Half of us."}, {"start": 13361.42, "end": 13363.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13363.42, "end": 13365.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13365.42, "end": 13367.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13397.42, "end": 13399.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13401.18, "end": 13404.94, "text": " I'm doing damage, bro. I don't like to scope"}, {"start": 13408.62, "end": 13411.26, "text": " I'm headshotting the fuck out of these species"}, {"start": 13427.42, "end": 13429.42, "text": " Help, help, help, help, help, watch out!"}, {"start": 13429.42, "end": 13431.42, "text": " I heard you, I heard you, I heard you!"}, {"start": 13431.42, "end": 13433.42, "text": " He's low, he's low, he's low!"}, {"start": 13433.42, "end": 13435.42, "text": " My body's under the water!"}, {"start": 13435.42, "end": 13437.42, "text": " Help me, please, help me, bro."}, {"start": 13437.42, "end": 13439.42, "text": " I'm fucking drowning."}, {"start": 13439.42, "end": 13441.42, "text": " You can see your mic's muddied."}, {"start": 13444.42, "end": 13446.42, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 13447.42, "end": 13449.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 13449.42, "end": 13451.42, "text": " Please, bro, please, help me, bro."}, {"start": 13451.42, "end": 13453.42, "text": " I'm in the fucking water, bro."}, {"start": 13453.42, "end": 13455.42, "text": " I can't swim for shit, bro."}, {"start": 13455.42, "end": 13457.42, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 13462.18, "end": 13464.18, "text": " Residem Residem Residem"}, {"start": 13466.22, "end": 13468.54, "text": " Go get him get him get him resin run resin run"}, {"start": 13471.7, "end": 13473.7, "text": " I'm moving"}, {"start": 13481.62, "end": 13483.62, "text": " That be"}, {"start": 13483.62, "end": 13488.62, "text": " Go for Ron, go for Ron, go for Ron, GK!"}, {"start": 13493.62, "end": 13496.62, "text": " Get up, get up, get up, get up!"}, {"start": 13496.62, "end": 13498.62, "text": " I got it, I got it!"}, {"start": 13500.62, "end": 13505.62, "text": " Stay! Stay! Trick shot him!"}, {"start": 13505.62, "end": 13508.62, "text": " Guys, we gamble, we gamble, we gamble."}, {"start": 13508.62, "end": 13514.660000000002, "text": " Oh, I don't know if this is are you sure about this are you sure? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes"}, {"start": 13524.7, "end": 13526.7, "text": " Yeah, he disappeared what the fuck"}, {"start": 13528.820000000002, "end": 13531.740000000002, "text": " All right, three two one black"}, {"start": 13561.74, "end": 13568.06, "text": " 10,000 now wait if we win that when we put it back on we win 20,000 brother we"}, {"start": 13568.06, "end": 13573.1, "text": " could literally win the game off that we could literally speed run it"}, {"start": 13591.74, "end": 13593.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13593.74, "end": 13595.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13595.74, "end": 13597.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13597.74, "end": 13599.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13599.74, "end": 13601.74, "text": " We can always make it to the top!"}, {"start": 13601.74, "end": 13603.74, "text": " Yeah guys! We gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13603.74, "end": 13605.74, "text": " We gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13605.74, "end": 13607.74, "text": " We gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13607.74, "end": 13609.74, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13609.74, "end": 13611.74, "text": " We gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13611.74, "end": 13613.74, "text": " We gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13613.74, "end": 13615.74, "text": " Hey! Keep rillin' it in boys."}, {"start": 13615.74, "end": 13617.74, "text": " Keep rillin' it in bruh!"}, {"start": 13617.74, "end": 13619.74, "text": " Oh, we gotta keep fishing."}, {"start": 13619.74, "end": 13621.74, "text": " We get a key"}, {"start": 13633.699999999999, "end": 13635.699999999999, "text": " Honestly"}, {"start": 13640.98, "end": 13644.22, "text": " I got you kill it kill it kill it kill it"}, {"start": 13647.539999999999, "end": 13649.539999999999, "text": " We shouldn't gamble it to know"}, {"start": 13649.74, "end": 13654.74, "text": " You got your boys don't actually fucking idiot. No, no legitimate the y'all are idiots"}, {"start": 13654.86, "end": 13657.18, "text": " Well, I'm having fun, bro. All that matters"}, {"start": 13658.74, "end": 13661.46, "text": " Wait, I agree by action. Oh god, I think my answer"}, {"start": 13669.46, "end": 13671.46, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13701.460000000001, "end": 13706.060000000001, "text": " Oh my god, wait, wait, I'm not gonna like yo do not buy a scope the scope is really bad"}, {"start": 13708.580000000002, "end": 13711.580000000002, "text": " Do not buy a scope it's really bad. I wish I could take it off"}, {"start": 13717.500000000002, "end": 13719.500000000002, "text": " How do I change the scope though"}, {"start": 13724.62, "end": 13726.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13731.460000000001, "end": 13733.460000000001, "text": " We can try to do it one more time"}, {"start": 13735.7, "end": 13741.740000000002, "text": " What you see how'd you die bro this drowning animation is so hyper unrealistic. Oh my"}, {"start": 13748.820000000002, "end": 13752.02, "text": " What bro, what are these magnets? Oh"}, {"start": 13756.1, "end": 13759.580000000002, "text": " My god, we're sending shit to heaven now wait, so then what the fuck is the green?"}, {"start": 13761.460000000001, "end": 13769.7, "text": " why is this actually fun oh my god the silencer is actually OP"}, {"start": 13769.7, "end": 13775.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna fucking go to get out and have fun"}, {"start": 13775.900000000001, "end": 13779.220000000001, "text": " okay this game is actually OP oh my god this could be game of the year not gonna lie"}, {"start": 13779.220000000001, "end": 13781.220000000001, "text": " I'm hungry."}, {"start": 13781.220000000001, "end": 13783.220000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13783.220000000001, "end": 13785.220000000001, "text": " Trick shot."}, {"start": 13785.220000000001, "end": 13787.220000000001, "text": " It's a little heavy, fucker, man."}, {"start": 13787.220000000001, "end": 13789.220000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 13789.220000000001, "end": 13791.220000000001, "text": " Fuck, god."}, {"start": 13791.220000000001, "end": 13793.220000000001, "text": " Yo, they came at me."}, {"start": 13793.220000000001, "end": 13795.220000000001, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 13795.220000000001, "end": 13797.220000000001, "text": " Yo, what do we do now on this island?"}, {"start": 13797.220000000001, "end": 13799.220000000001, "text": " Is there another boss?"}, {"start": 13799.220000000001, "end": 13801.220000000001, "text": " We can put each other in 70 positions."}, {"start": 13801.220000000001, "end": 13803.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, we gotta find the boss."}, {"start": 13803.220000000001, "end": 13805.220000000001, "text": " Lace, what the fuck did you just say?"}, {"start": 13805.220000000001, "end": 13807.220000000001, "text": " I said we have to find the boss."}, {"start": 13807.220000000001, "end": 13813.380000000001, "text": " I said we have to find the boss, so we have to like buy a good lure and then we get to find the fight blast boss"}, {"start": 13829.340000000002, "end": 13831.840000000002, "text": " I think you said it wrong, but it's gonna be black yo"}, {"start": 13831.84, "end": 13833.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13836.68, "end": 13838.68, "text": " Back to the drawing there"}, {"start": 13839.84, "end": 13841.84, "text": " Back to the fishing balloon"}, {"start": 13843.84, "end": 13846.34, "text": " I thought we already fought the tune and we had to fight it again"}, {"start": 13850.76, "end": 13852.76, "text": " The what"}, {"start": 13852.76, "end": 13862.36, "text": " out on the grass and then you get the bird's head you can give it to him so you turn it on"}, {"start": 13864.12, "end": 13869.08, "text": " if you lay the tuna on the grass the bird comes to get to get it so we wasted the tuna"}, {"start": 13870.12, "end": 13876.68, "text": " yes you don't cook it also you're not allowed to cook it okay okay okay i just cooked the tuna"}, {"start": 13876.68, "end": 13883.880000000001, "text": " know what should I do with it whoa someone kill this fish what is this"}, {"start": 13892.56, "end": 13895.56, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 13900.28, "end": 13903.56, "text": " what'd you hit what you get big on twitch will I have to go through a"}, {"start": 13903.56, "end": 13906.32, "text": " humiliation ritual like the haircut?"}, {"start": 13906.32, "end": 13910.32, "text": " I brought a bad haircut. It does not equal ha-"}, {"start": 13910.32, "end": 13913.32, "text": " and then..."}, {"start": 13917.32, "end": 13921.32, "text": " If you wanted the ants off your face and you looked him straight in the eyes"}, {"start": 13921.32, "end": 13923.92, "text": " and said no so we matched the haircut kekla."}, {"start": 13923.92, "end": 13926.92, "text": " You can go for the drop the gun, pick it up mid-air shot."}, {"start": 13926.92, "end": 13929.92, "text": " I'm gonna think you could do that."}, {"start": 13929.92, "end": 13934.14, "text": " Do not do not do that. I can hear you I can"}, {"start": 13949.44, "end": 13951.44, "text": " Just have my new school"}, {"start": 13955.66, "end": 13957.66, "text": " Dude dude"}, {"start": 13959.92, "end": 13961.84, "text": " I feel like conquer you guys"}, {"start": 13965.84, "end": 13966.84, "text": " I feel what I feel"}, {"start": 13974.92, "end": 13975.92, "text": " I hit"}, {"start": 13976.68, "end": 13977.68, "text": " I hit"}, {"start": 13977.68, "end": 13978.68, "text": " I hit"}, {"start": 13978.68, "end": 13979.68, "text": " He's alright"}, {"start": 13980.04, "end": 13982.32, "text": " Press me, press me"}, {"start": 13983.28, "end": 13984.28, "text": " Put it on machinima"}, {"start": 13985.08, "end": 13986.8, "text": " Press me, press me"}, {"start": 13986.8, "end": 13987.8, "text": " Put it on machinima"}, {"start": 13988.24, "end": 13989.24, "text": " Press me"}, {"start": 13989.24, "end": 13992.0, "text": " Please someone guys I'm dead yo Razz Razz"}, {"start": 14001.52, "end": 14004.24, "text": " So I instantly just got jumped on"}, {"start": 14012.32, "end": 14014.82, "text": " It's like bro, I'm dying instantly"}, {"start": 14019.24, "end": 14022.24, "text": " I should have looked at the toy for G.I. Jane."}, {"start": 14022.24, "end": 14024.24, "text": " Keep my wife's name!"}, {"start": 14024.24, "end": 14026.24, "text": " How did that? My mouth, mother, fucker!"}, {"start": 14027.24, "end": 14031.24, "text": " Yo, do you guys have the one thing I can hide in what I said in the sniper barrel?"}, {"start": 14033.24, "end": 14034.24, "text": " Nice damage."}, {"start": 14037.24, "end": 14038.24, "text": " Yum. Uh-oh."}, {"start": 14038.24, "end": 14040.24, "text": " Oh no, need that attack."}, {"start": 14040.24, "end": 14043.24, "text": " I should have looked at the joke shot for Thanos."}, {"start": 14044.24, "end": 14046.24, "text": " Want a glitch? Want a glitch?"}, {"start": 14046.24, "end": 14047.24, "text": " Want a glitch?"}, {"start": 14047.24, "end": 14049.24, "text": " just got fucking snipe"}, {"start": 14049.24, "end": 14051.24, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 14052.24, "end": 14054.24, "text": " thank you bro"}, {"start": 14066.24, "end": 14068.24, "text": " guiding guiding guiding guiding guiding"}, {"start": 14098.24, "end": 14102.08, "text": " no so good accident holy shit"}, {"start": 14106.08, "end": 14108.08, "text": " and then"}, {"start": 14108.08, "end": 14110.08, "text": " no no no no no no"}, {"start": 14110.08, "end": 14112.08, "text": " put the two on the grass"}, {"start": 14112.08, "end": 14114.08, "text": " put the two on the grass"}, {"start": 14114.08, "end": 14116.08, "text": " now we shouldnt wait"}, {"start": 14116.08, "end": 14118.08, "text": " now we watch"}, {"start": 14118.08, "end": 14120.08, "text": " oh my truckin"}, {"start": 14120.08, "end": 14122.08, "text": " YOOOOO"}, {"start": 14122.08, "end": 14124.08, "text": " what is that"}, {"start": 14124.08, "end": 14126.08, "text": " albumitros"}, {"start": 14126.08, "end": 14128.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14152.88, "end": 14154.88, "text": " Get in that house for protection boys"}, {"start": 14156.08, "end": 14158.08, "text": " It's shittie on us!"}, {"start": 14158.08, "end": 14159.08, "text": " Let me shoot him on y'all!"}, {"start": 14159.08, "end": 14161.08, "text": " Yo, you gotta hit your shots, y'all!"}, {"start": 14161.08, "end": 14162.08, "text": " Waiting shots!"}, {"start": 14162.08, "end": 14163.08, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14163.08, "end": 14165.08, "text": " I got you, Ron."}, {"start": 14165.08, "end": 14167.08, "text": " Wake up."}, {"start": 14167.08, "end": 14170.08, "text": " Boss battle!"}, {"start": 14170.08, "end": 14172.08, "text": " I'm in. Calm."}, {"start": 14172.08, "end": 14174.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14174.08, "end": 14176.08, "text": " I am dead."}, {"start": 14176.08, "end": 14178.08, "text": " I need res, I need res, I need res, I need res."}, {"start": 14178.08, "end": 14180.08, "text": " Yo, y'all gotta hit your shots."}, {"start": 14180.08, "end": 14181.08, "text": " Res!"}, {"start": 14181.08, "end": 14182.08, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 14182.08, "end": 14184.08, "text": " Yo, you're by yourself, Ron!"}, {"start": 14184.08, "end": 14185.08, "text": " You're by yourself!"}, {"start": 14185.08, "end": 14190.039999999999, "text": " Got fade away guys get out of the house. It's not worth it"}, {"start": 14192.48, "end": 14196.4, "text": " Keep moving around boys. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. Okay. I died"}, {"start": 14205.2, "end": 14208.12, "text": " I just got my head chopped up"}, {"start": 14215.08, "end": 14219.32, "text": " Yo, bro, I'm getting spun. I'm gonna slide down right now guys"}, {"start": 14222.76, "end": 14224.76, "text": " It's like"}, {"start": 14228.76, "end": 14231.46, "text": " I'm dead again. I'm dead again. Yeah, I'm dead again"}, {"start": 14234.8, "end": 14238.98, "text": " Everybody's in everybody's in everybody's in reds go for reds go for reds go for reds"}, {"start": 14238.98, "end": 14240.98, "text": " come on with us"}, {"start": 14240.98, "end": 14242.98, "text": " play for this"}, {"start": 14242.98, "end": 14244.98, "text": " i'm coming up i'm coming"}, {"start": 14244.98, "end": 14246.98, "text": " no use your smg"}, {"start": 14246.98, "end": 14248.98, "text": " it's broken"}, {"start": 14248.98, "end": 14250.98, "text": " got it im dead"}, {"start": 14250.98, "end": 14252.98, "text": " i'm getting it"}, {"start": 14252.98, "end": 14254.98, "text": " i'm getting it"}, {"start": 14254.98, "end": 14256.98, "text": " no"}, {"start": 14256.98, "end": 14258.98, "text": " oh my god so we have to refight the tuner"}, {"start": 14258.98, "end": 14260.98, "text": " wait no that was my loot"}, {"start": 14260.98, "end": 14262.98, "text": " wait guys"}, {"start": 14262.98, "end": 14264.98, "text": " why are we taking each others' loot"}, {"start": 14264.98, "end": 14266.98, "text": " bro just go"}, {"start": 14266.98, "end": 14277.38, "text": " bro who is my sniper all right so I have I have Jamesy sniper but I think I"}, {"start": 14277.38, "end": 14280.38, "text": " have my sniper"}, {"start": 14281.46, "end": 14286.34, "text": " we're saying I'm facing up spamming space"}, {"start": 14286.34, "end": 14290.9, "text": " you have my fucking gun I think we need to upgrade bullets bro"}, {"start": 14290.9, "end": 14292.9, "text": " me my bullets"}, {"start": 14295.859999999999, "end": 14301.56, "text": " No, I need to have like fish in my inventory, bro, cuz I was just getting weak and no I have extra sniper"}, {"start": 14301.56, "end": 14304.74, "text": " I have extra sniper might be mine here here here"}, {"start": 14316.34, "end": 14318.34, "text": " Guys pick up Yasuo"}, {"start": 14321.3, "end": 14323.3, "text": " We need to have fish to eat"}, {"start": 14335.539999999999, "end": 14337.539999999999, "text": " We're gonna stop telling each other guys"}, {"start": 14340.1, "end": 14342.34, "text": " What the fuck is this fish"}, {"start": 14342.34, "end": 14344.34, "text": " fish"}, {"start": 14348.64, "end": 14353.22, "text": " What's new creature what we're just flying fish. I think that's whatever you just got"}, {"start": 14361.1, "end": 14363.1, "text": " Red dot is good scope is bad"}, {"start": 14369.34, "end": 14372.06, "text": " I mean we just got to get extended mags I feel like"}, {"start": 14372.34, "end": 14375.380000000001, "text": " are on our sniper"}, {"start": 14375.380000000001, "end": 14380.380000000001, "text": " wait press F on your guys sniper how much damage do all of you guys do"}, {"start": 14380.380000000001, "end": 14385.3, "text": " you guys hear me"}, {"start": 14385.3, "end": 14388.3, "text": " how much you guys sniper do press F on it"}, {"start": 14388.3, "end": 14396.8, "text": " oh my god oh my god I almost got taken away by a bird again"}, {"start": 14426.800000000001, "end": 14432.400000000001, "text": " I think he wants to get a mango cart bro. He's always drinking and always smoking"}, {"start": 14447.840000000002, "end": 14449.840000000002, "text": " Like I hear like a"}, {"start": 14449.84, "end": 14456.28, "text": " I keep hearing like a like a small noise"}, {"start": 14461.84, "end": 14464.72, "text": " Probably scooped fish, let's go made faces right here"}, {"start": 14470.08, "end": 14472.52, "text": " He killed me let me get dragged by"}, {"start": 14479.84, "end": 14481.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14497.2, "end": 14500.74, "text": " Yo guys up dinner eight so we got a low key speed the cell"}, {"start": 14509.84, "end": 14511.84, "text": " Got your drinks"}, {"start": 14539.84, "end": 14558.08, "text": " I'm gonna sell this pistol because it's just on the ground chilling"}, {"start": 14569.84, "end": 14574.3, "text": " Get in wait Jason try waking up raw. I think the games buck let me try"}, {"start": 14582.08, "end": 14584.08, "text": " Is it working for you to"}, {"start": 14589.52, "end": 14591.52, "text": " Okay, so I think it works"}, {"start": 14592.880000000001, "end": 14594.880000000001, "text": " Oh, we're good"}, {"start": 14599.84, "end": 14601.84, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14615.92, "end": 14617.92, "text": " He's too nice"}, {"start": 14620.0, "end": 14622.0, "text": " I know he got my ass, dude, he got my ass"}, {"start": 14623.68, "end": 14626.08, "text": " He thinks I got dinner at eight you guys also dinner at eight"}, {"start": 14626.08, "end": 14632.08, "text": " Yo, I gotta go in 30 and we're not even close bro. What if you know you can't leave"}, {"start": 14636.28, "end": 14640.92, "text": " What do you where are you going Jinxie where are you going in late got to beat this game by ourselves"}, {"start": 14641.56, "end": 14643.56, "text": " gotta leave like"}, {"start": 14656.08, "end": 14659.24, "text": " dude guys I lost my SMG"}, {"start": 14659.24, "end": 14662.84, "text": " it was really broken"}, {"start": 14662.84, "end": 14666.0, "text": " guys let's just let's get the tuna guys get the tuna"}, {"start": 14666.0, "end": 14669.0, "text": " we could get the tuna all we could get the tuna"}, {"start": 14669.0, "end": 14672.0, "text": " we're going to get a $50.99 incident and shit doesn't work"}, {"start": 14672.0, "end": 14675.28, "text": " true leaves"}, {"start": 14675.28, "end": 14679.8, "text": " hell on great food at least you have a roof over your head some people don't got that shit"}, {"start": 14679.8, "end": 14683.36, "text": " sweat's ruined the mansions I'm out bruh"}, {"start": 14683.36, "end": 14686.12, "text": " Tuna on the um, no"}, {"start": 14689.0, "end": 14692.380000000001, "text": " Yo, look at this big boy. Oh, right this big boy chat"}, {"start": 14694.0, "end": 14698.54, "text": " It's gotta hit black now, bro. It's gotta hit like wait. I'm gonna buy the tuna you guys earlier"}, {"start": 14698.54, "end": 14701.94, "text": " No, you're on you want a gamble? No, no, we have to get the tuna's we got bang"}, {"start": 14706.720000000001, "end": 14708.720000000001, "text": " Should I sell"}, {"start": 14708.720000000001, "end": 14713.840000000002, "text": " Yeah, I need to eat. Oh ain't a lie. I'm doubling this shit. I ain't lie. I'm doubling it. I'm doubling it"}, {"start": 14714.68, "end": 14716.68, "text": " It's black city, baby"}, {"start": 14720.640000000001, "end": 14722.640000000001, "text": " Eight farm your barber"}, {"start": 14725.68, "end": 14728.840000000002, "text": " Wait, what? Oh my god double max win"}, {"start": 14732.52, "end": 14734.52, "text": " I won twice, bro"}, {"start": 14734.52, "end": 14738.720000000001, "text": " Oh rich, we're actually rich"}, {"start": 14750.6, "end": 14757.08, "text": " My bro, you guys attention max winning boundary red does red not even"}, {"start": 14764.52, "end": 14771.060000000001, "text": " $6,000 what just happened? I'm gonna do max damage on my shit"}, {"start": 14778.68, "end": 14786.58, "text": " Oh, I'm actually feeling different. Oh, I'm actually feeling different. Okay, oh, oh, sorry, sorry separate on the ground"}, {"start": 14790.18, "end": 14792.58, "text": " Oh my god, I'm hitting everything right now, bro"}, {"start": 14794.52, "end": 14797.52, "text": " Yeah, Jason, bait him in the house! Jason, bait him in the house!"}, {"start": 14797.52, "end": 14802.52, "text": " I would say use SMD. I would say use SMD, bro."}, {"start": 14802.52, "end": 14804.52, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 14804.52, "end": 14807.52, "text": " Somebody get me guys!"}, {"start": 14812.52, "end": 14813.52, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14813.52, "end": 14815.52, "text": " You just straight up shot me."}, {"start": 14815.52, "end": 14818.52, "text": " I did not need to kill you, oh my god."}, {"start": 14818.52, "end": 14820.52, "text": " I'll stay on guard, you're in hurry. One dot."}, {"start": 14820.52, "end": 14822.52, "text": " Oh, I'm just gonna hit him in front of my god."}, {"start": 14822.52, "end": 14824.52, "text": " Oh Jesus"}, {"start": 14825.16, "end": 14827.16, "text": " Jesus Jesus Jesus please please please"}, {"start": 14831.68, "end": 14839.44, "text": " Ladies run run run. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. Good good good good good good"}, {"start": 14843.880000000001, "end": 14846.84, "text": " I'm doing a lot of damage right now. I'm doing a lot of damage"}, {"start": 14852.52, "end": 14856.66, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh my god, SMG is doing a lot of damage"}, {"start": 14882.52, "end": 14884.52, "text": " Wait, let me get food, I need food, I need food."}, {"start": 14884.52, "end": 14886.52, "text": " Yeah, wait, wait, fucking wait."}, {"start": 14886.52, "end": 14888.52, "text": " We need to get all the food, bro."}, {"start": 14888.52, "end": 14890.52, "text": " Chill, chill."}, {"start": 14890.52, "end": 14892.52, "text": " I ate it."}, {"start": 14892.52, "end": 14894.52, "text": " No, you didn't."}, {"start": 14894.52, "end": 14896.52, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 14896.52, "end": 14898.52, "text": " Put it on the thing."}, {"start": 14900.52, "end": 14902.52, "text": " I can't do Nathan."}, {"start": 14902.52, "end": 14904.52, "text": " I can't do Nathan."}, {"start": 14904.52, "end": 14906.52, "text": " Yo, I ate the tuna."}, {"start": 14906.52, "end": 14908.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14908.52, "end": 14910.52, "text": " Alright, we're in."}, {"start": 14910.52, "end": 14912.52, "text": " SMG who says it is me me here"}, {"start": 14925.720000000001, "end": 14928.52, "text": " The strategy is to use your sniper upgrade your sniper"}, {"start": 14928.52, "end": 14932.24, "text": " No, I think the status is SMG bro."}, {"start": 14932.24, "end": 14935.24, "text": " I need food."}, {"start": 14935.24, "end": 14936.24, "text": " I ain't a lie."}, {"start": 14936.24, "end": 14939.560000000001, "text": " We could put that shit on green."}, {"start": 14939.560000000001, "end": 14940.92, "text": " We could put the tuna on green."}, {"start": 14940.92, "end": 14941.92, "text": " Do not do that."}, {"start": 14941.92, "end": 14942.92, "text": " Do not do that."}, {"start": 14942.92, "end": 14944.92, "text": " That's a horrible idea."}, {"start": 14944.92, "end": 14945.92, "text": " Good combo."}, {"start": 14945.92, "end": 14946.92, "text": " That's a terrible idea."}, {"start": 14946.92, "end": 14947.92, "text": " I put it down."}, {"start": 14947.92, "end": 14948.92, "text": " It's just funny."}, {"start": 14948.92, "end": 14949.92, "text": " They're saying Team T around."}, {"start": 14949.92, "end": 14952.92, "text": " Oh, you Team T around the tuna."}, {"start": 14952.92, "end": 14953.92, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14953.92, "end": 14954.92, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 14954.92, "end": 14955.92, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 14955.92, "end": 14956.92, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 14956.92, "end": 14963.92, "text": " I think we throw it right as he's about to come down."}, {"start": 14963.92, "end": 14968.92, "text": " How do you tie me?"}, {"start": 14968.92, "end": 14972.92, "text": " Well somebody put him down and then we just throw it."}, {"start": 14972.92, "end": 14975.92, "text": " Wait Ron, do you mean to throw the TNT on the bird or the tuna?"}, {"start": 14975.92, "end": 14977.92, "text": " The ground, I think if you just throw it on the ground."}, {"start": 14977.92, "end": 14979.92, "text": " No, no, no, no, they said you could shoot it."}, {"start": 14979.92, "end": 14980.92, "text": " Ready, come here."}, {"start": 14980.92, "end": 14981.92, "text": " Don't shoot it."}, {"start": 14981.92, "end": 14982.92, "text": " Drop all of them."}, {"start": 14982.92, "end": 14984.92, "text": " Put it on the ground and then on the first one."}, {"start": 14984.92, "end": 14986.92, "text": " I'm feeling about this boys"}, {"start": 14993.08, "end": 14997.36, "text": " So I'm put that to know no no no no no I'm gonna put the tune down, but I need to put this fish up"}, {"start": 14997.88, "end": 15002.08, "text": " Wait, they're saying more. She put more way. Can't can you do that?"}, {"start": 15002.76, "end": 15004.76, "text": " Can you shoot the team team?"}, {"start": 15008.56, "end": 15011.72, "text": " All right, so yeah definitely works"}, {"start": 15014.92, "end": 15016.92, "text": " Alright more TNT, more TNT."}, {"start": 15016.92, "end": 15018.92, "text": " Alright put all the TNT down right there."}, {"start": 15018.92, "end": 15022.92, "text": " Whenever you're on your guys' queue, the Tuna will be coming in hot."}, {"start": 15022.92, "end": 15024.92, "text": " I'm getting where to get patched."}, {"start": 15024.92, "end": 15026.92, "text": " Oh we're gonna try it."}, {"start": 15026.92, "end": 15028.92, "text": " So wait, wait, wait, when do we shoot the Tuna?"}, {"start": 15028.92, "end": 15030.92, "text": " When do we shoot it?"}, {"start": 15030.92, "end": 15032.92, "text": " Just put it down."}, {"start": 15032.92, "end": 15034.92, "text": " Put the Tuna down on top of it."}, {"start": 15034.92, "end": 15036.92, "text": " Put the Tuna down?"}, {"start": 15036.92, "end": 15038.92, "text": " But don't shoot it, Jitzy."}, {"start": 15038.92, "end": 15040.92, "text": " Wait till the bird catches it."}, {"start": 15040.92, "end": 15042.92, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15042.92, "end": 15044.32, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15044.32, "end": 15048.58, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15048.58, "end": 15049.94, "text": " And it's passed."}, {"start": 15049.94, "end": 15051.5, "text": " So we did nothing."}, {"start": 15051.5, "end": 15053.0, "text": " All right, this is just not good."}, {"start": 15053.0, "end": 15054.58, "text": " Oh, that's cheating."}, {"start": 15054.58, "end": 15055.38, "text": " It's cheating, boys."}, {"start": 15056.82, "end": 15058.66, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15058.66, "end": 15059.5, "text": " You motherfucking."}, {"start": 15059.5, "end": 15060.22, "text": " Stay in the tower."}, {"start": 15060.22, "end": 15062.06, "text": " Stay in the tower."}, {"start": 15062.06, "end": 15062.56, "text": " Danked."}, {"start": 15065.24, "end": 15067.36, "text": " I got so much of a dance hour."}, {"start": 15067.36, "end": 15069.86, "text": " Danked."}, {"start": 15069.86, "end": 15070.36, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 15070.36, "end": 15070.86, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 15070.86, "end": 15071.36, "text": " Danked."}, {"start": 15071.36, "end": 15073.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15084.220000000001, "end": 15089.24, "text": " Yes, I did it 400 damage hang on I'm my snappers OP"}, {"start": 15101.36, "end": 15103.36, "text": " Wait, I'm shot."}, {"start": 15108.36, "end": 15110.36, "text": " Oh, it's on the quick."}, {"start": 15110.36, "end": 15111.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15111.36, "end": 15112.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15112.36, "end": 15116.36, "text": " Oh, it's shooting, it's shooting, it's shooting, careful."}, {"start": 15116.36, "end": 15121.36, "text": " Big damage, we're doing a lot of damage right now."}, {"start": 15121.36, "end": 15123.36, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 15124.36, "end": 15125.36, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15126.36, "end": 15129.36, "text": " So I'm doing zero damage, 405 damage!"}, {"start": 15129.36, "end": 15131.36, "text": " You gotta time me, you gotta time me, time me, time me."}, {"start": 15131.36, "end": 15133.84, "text": " So there's headshots in this game, y'all."}, {"start": 15133.84, "end": 15135.84, "text": " Just wait for the shoot and peek."}, {"start": 15135.84, "end": 15136.640000000001, "text": " Now peek."}, {"start": 15136.640000000001, "end": 15139.640000000001, "text": " In what world could a sniper not be in the kitchen?"}, {"start": 15139.640000000001, "end": 15140.140000000001, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 15140.140000000001, "end": 15141.04, "text": " Oh my god, he's angry."}, {"start": 15141.04, "end": 15142.44, "text": " Wait for him to shoot now peek."}, {"start": 15142.44, "end": 15144.16, "text": " Second phase coming."}, {"start": 15144.16, "end": 15146.16, "text": " He's behind the house."}, {"start": 15146.16, "end": 15146.66, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15150.400000000001, "end": 15152.52, "text": " Oh my god, I just got fucking slapped."}, {"start": 15152.52, "end": 15153.02, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15153.02, "end": 15153.52, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15153.52, "end": 15154.02, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15154.02, "end": 15154.52, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15154.52, "end": 15155.02, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15155.02, "end": 15155.52, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15155.52, "end": 15156.02, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15159.36, "end": 15159.86, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15159.86, "end": 15161.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15161.36, "end": 15161.86, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15161.86, "end": 15163.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15163.36, "end": 15164.36, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15164.36, "end": 15164.86, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15164.86, "end": 15165.66, "text": " I'm missing everything."}, {"start": 15165.66, "end": 15167.36, "text": " I'm missing everything."}, {"start": 15167.36, "end": 15167.86, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15167.86, "end": 15168.36, "text": " One shot."}, {"start": 15168.36, "end": 15169.36, "text": " He's one shot."}, {"start": 15169.36, "end": 15169.86, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 15169.86, "end": 15170.36, "text": " One shot."}, {"start": 15170.36, "end": 15170.86, "text": " He's one shot."}, {"start": 15170.86, "end": 15171.36, "text": " He's one shot."}, {"start": 15171.36, "end": 15171.86, "text": " I'm one shot."}, {"start": 15171.86, "end": 15172.36, "text": " I'm one shot."}, {"start": 15172.36, "end": 15172.86, "text": " I'm one shot."}, {"start": 15172.86, "end": 15173.36, "text": " My skin's dead."}, {"start": 15173.36, "end": 15173.86, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15173.86, "end": 15174.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15174.36, "end": 15174.86, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 15174.86, "end": 15175.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15175.36, "end": 15175.86, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15175.86, "end": 15176.36, "text": " 3-9."}, {"start": 15176.36, "end": 15176.86, "text": " It's big damage."}, {"start": 15176.86, "end": 15177.36, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 15177.36, "end": 15177.86, "text": " Big damage."}, {"start": 15177.86, "end": 15178.36, "text": " Big damage."}, {"start": 15178.36, "end": 15178.86, "text": " What are you doing, dude?"}, {"start": 15178.86, "end": 15179.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15179.36, "end": 15179.86, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15179.86, "end": 15180.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15180.36, "end": 15182.36, "text": " Big damage."}, {"start": 15182.36, "end": 15182.86, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15182.86, "end": 15183.36, "text": " Sting."}, {"start": 15183.36, "end": 15184.36, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 15184.36, "end": 15186.36, "text": " I feel like one of y'all think to me"}, {"start": 15189.28, "end": 15191.28, "text": " Ron, that's clear your snapper"}, {"start": 15196.560000000001, "end": 15198.560000000001, "text": " Think oh, I think"}, {"start": 15199.16, "end": 15203.800000000001, "text": " Again, bro. Oh, someone dig me behind you, too. I got shit on"}, {"start": 15203.800000000001, "end": 15205.800000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15215.320000000002, "end": 15217.320000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no cell don't sell don't sell"}, {"start": 15220.000000000002, "end": 15222.000000000002, "text": " We took my sniper"}, {"start": 15263.800000000001, "end": 15266.800000000001, "text": " Where's the item? Come here, I'm gonna bring it to us."}, {"start": 15266.800000000001, "end": 15268.800000000001, "text": " It's in the water."}, {"start": 15270.800000000001, "end": 15272.800000000001, "text": " This is why we fish."}, {"start": 15272.800000000001, "end": 15274.800000000001, "text": " That's why we fish."}, {"start": 15274.800000000001, "end": 15275.800000000001, "text": " Guys, I have to go at 8."}, {"start": 15275.800000000001, "end": 15277.800000000001, "text": " They're saying to sell it."}, {"start": 15277.800000000001, "end": 15278.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15278.800000000001, "end": 15279.800000000001, "text": " And then sell it? What is it?"}, {"start": 15279.800000000001, "end": 15281.800000000001, "text": " I say we put it on black."}, {"start": 15281.800000000001, "end": 15284.800000000001, "text": " No, what is desperate non-plastic?"}, {"start": 15284.800000000001, "end": 15286.800000000001, "text": " There's so many items. There's so many items."}, {"start": 15287.800000000001, "end": 15288.800000000001, "text": " Little desperate non-plastic."}, {"start": 15288.800000000001, "end": 15289.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15289.800000000001, "end": 15290.800000000001, "text": " What? What? What?"}, {"start": 15290.800000000001, "end": 15291.800000000001, "text": " Why are you on G?"}, {"start": 15291.800000000001, "end": 15295.160000000002, "text": " So much when you cook it what what is what is it with so much?"}, {"start": 15303.800000000001, "end": 15305.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna see how much one"}, {"start": 15310.480000000001, "end": 15313.76, "text": " I got it. I got the head. I'm drowning. I'm drowning"}, {"start": 15313.76, "end": 15325.28, "text": " I need a rest I need a rest in the water I need a rest I need a rest you know I need a rest in the water"}, {"start": 15325.28, "end": 15334.22, "text": " I need a rest in the water I need a rest I got you thank you yep yo this is a great game yo"}, {"start": 15334.22, "end": 15342.300000000001, "text": " Jixi you jixi I need a rest who's like me oh jixi I need a rest need a rest guys am I muted"}, {"start": 15342.300000000001, "end": 15347.900000000001, "text": " I know it's late, so I don't need a rest. Where'd you at bro? I'm right right in front of you. I'm pretty wrong come on"}, {"start": 15347.900000000001, "end": 15351.900000000001, "text": " Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for the best. Okay. I'm dead again. He's"}, {"start": 15353.820000000002, "end": 15358.62, "text": " Like a buffer which can't respond we could temple"}, {"start": 15365.660000000002, "end": 15367.660000000002, "text": " This guy right here, so basically he has like this"}, {"start": 15372.300000000001, "end": 15380.02, "text": " what wait wait what do you want to do here we just tell you not gamble that"}, {"start": 15380.02, "end": 15386.94, "text": " right now wait you just maximum what did you hold"}, {"start": 15388.18, "end": 15394.140000000001, "text": " oh we gotta fight it again oh my god I have the items so that was it to me oh"}, {"start": 15394.140000000001, "end": 15401.380000000001, "text": " but we're all but the me that was a lot of money oh my god I need to give it to"}, {"start": 15401.380000000001, "end": 15414.820000000002, "text": " the guy and we go to the next map this guy the girl may be in the shop"}, {"start": 15414.82, "end": 15416.82, "text": " We going out of the way."}, {"start": 15421.82, "end": 15424.82, "text": " I don't know how to throw on any seagulls, bro."}, {"start": 15424.82, "end": 15425.82, "text": " Who are you looking for?"}, {"start": 15425.82, "end": 15426.82, "text": " Who are you looking for a dude for?"}, {"start": 15426.82, "end": 15428.82, "text": " Come here, come here, come here."}, {"start": 15433.82, "end": 15434.82, "text": " Hey there is a Lala."}, {"start": 15434.82, "end": 15435.82, "text": " It's kind of hard to see."}, {"start": 15438.82, "end": 15440.82, "text": " I have a flash drive, I have it."}, {"start": 15440.82, "end": 15441.82, "text": " We can move whenever."}, {"start": 15441.82, "end": 15446.32, "text": " whatever wait do we need to we need the bigger motors we need that we need it oh"}, {"start": 15446.32, "end": 15454.56, "text": " wait no we already got it all right shall we"}, {"start": 15459.82, "end": 15465.279999999999, "text": " so there's a big big yo there's a professional boss"}, {"start": 15466.56, "end": 15470.279999999999, "text": " wait did anybody else see that wait Jincy can you grab the thing that's on"}, {"start": 15470.28, "end": 15474.400000000001, "text": " the stairs by the boat from the real quick I can't grab it for it's on the"}, {"start": 15474.400000000001, "end": 15480.28, "text": " stairs right by the boat it's not letting me grab it yeah"}, {"start": 15481.720000000001, "end": 15485.04, "text": " dude is it"}, {"start": 15486.04, "end": 15488.04, "text": " Could you grab a jinx?"}, {"start": 15490.04, "end": 15492.04, "text": " Oh my gosh, yeah, you're right. He died"}, {"start": 15492.04, "end": 15495.04, "text": " It's about that time, bro. I gotta give it all. I gotta give it all"}, {"start": 15495.04, "end": 15497.04, "text": " No, we got 15 minutes dude!"}, {"start": 15497.04, "end": 15498.04, "text": " No bro"}, {"start": 15498.04, "end": 15500.04, "text": " We put on this island for six hours!"}, {"start": 15500.04, "end": 15501.04, "text": " No we haven't!"}, {"start": 15501.04, "end": 15504.04, "text": " We put on this island for six hours, we didn't have a lot more than a band"}, {"start": 15504.04, "end": 15506.04, "text": " Who is shooting? Who the fuck is shooting?"}, {"start": 15506.04, "end": 15507.04, "text": " Stop, stop!"}, {"start": 15508.04, "end": 15510.04, "text": " Wait, they're saying the next island is..."}, {"start": 15511.04, "end": 15513.04, "text": " That's true? That's true?"}, {"start": 15513.04, "end": 15516.160000000002, "text": " No, the next island is the last one though, Junko."}, {"start": 15516.160000000002, "end": 15520.080000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, Junko. Since it's not 8 yet, at least stay until it's 8."}, {"start": 15520.080000000002, "end": 15523.04, "text": " Wait, they literally just said the next one is the last one."}, {"start": 15523.04, "end": 15526.0, "text": " And Jax, you said 8.15. Why are you off 15 minutes more?"}, {"start": 15526.0, "end": 15530.800000000001, "text": " It is? Come on, brah. Dude, everyone knows that when you have dinner at 8,"}, {"start": 15530.800000000001, "end": 15533.28, "text": " you don't go until like, oh, midnight or something, bro."}, {"start": 15533.28, "end": 15534.480000000001, "text": " It's called fashionably late."}, {"start": 15534.48, "end": 15536.48, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 15538.119999999999, "end": 15540.119999999999, "text": " Yo, yo, yo"}, {"start": 15540.279999999999, "end": 15542.779999999999, "text": " Can hear can hear a lot of clear"}, {"start": 15546.48, "end": 15548.72, "text": " He makes he makes we are talking in game chat"}, {"start": 15555.279999999999, "end": 15558.6, "text": " At least rate we just took too long on its island, right?"}, {"start": 15558.6, "end": 15560.6, "text": " We did the mist in"}, {"start": 15561.48, "end": 15563.76, "text": " Yeah, he's happy to burn come to the next island"}, {"start": 15564.48, "end": 15569.84, "text": " at least come to the next island with the guys real quick hold up bro how can you in game"}, {"start": 15569.84, "end": 15574.0, "text": " Jesus man you and me don't know what i'm telling you we're not telling you we're not telling you"}, {"start": 15575.439999999999, "end": 15577.6, "text": " you can't meet your shit you can hear this forever"}, {"start": 15580.48, "end": 15586.64, "text": " let's go next island bro drunk let's go next to this land come on bro you look Mexican what"}, {"start": 15616.64, "end": 15618.64, "text": " I don't have it though, I lost it."}, {"start": 15618.64, "end": 15625.64, "text": " Your shotgun is here, that's the only, and then there's something up here, there's an"}, {"start": 15625.64, "end": 15631.64, "text": " SMG up here, and then what else do you have?"}, {"start": 15631.64, "end": 15634.64, "text": " A fucking sniper, man!"}, {"start": 15634.64, "end": 15639.64, "text": " I don't have your sniper, wait, move your mouse around in your inventory, maybe it's invisible."}, {"start": 15639.64, "end": 15640.64, "text": " Dead ass."}, {"start": 15640.64, "end": 15641.64, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 15641.64, "end": 15643.64, "text": " Bro, I need a smoke somewhere."}, {"start": 15643.64, "end": 15650.5, "text": " I don't think there's a sniper anywhere. I don't see any orange. The orange out there is a pistol that orange out there is a pistol"}, {"start": 15656.359999999999, "end": 15660.199999999999, "text": " Someone might have your sniper miles. I will say my SMGT spawn though"}, {"start": 15661.599999999999, "end": 15663.599999999999, "text": " My haircut is not fried"}, {"start": 15666.88, "end": 15671.199999999999, "text": " Anybody else like touching their goatee. Yeah, well driver with a jinxie on the right"}, {"start": 15673.64, "end": 15680.64, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 15680.64, "end": 15695.64, "text": " He's in the water, he's in the water."}, {"start": 15725.64, "end": 15727.64, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15732.76, "end": 15734.76, "text": " Not like in this attitude"}, {"start": 15736.119999999999, "end": 15738.119999999999, "text": " We're good"}, {"start": 15739.359999999999, "end": 15745.08, "text": " We're gonna get the moon everything's gonna be reset. We're back bro. Sometimes you just gotta lower that cortisol"}, {"start": 15750.48, "end": 15752.48, "text": " Bro, bro"}, {"start": 15755.640000000001, "end": 15758.400000000001, "text": " I'm down, I'm drowning, I can't swim."}, {"start": 15761.080000000002, "end": 15763.28, "text": " Just gotta drive over the orange dots, y'all."}, {"start": 15767.6, "end": 15769.880000000001, "text": " Here's a sniper right here, go and grab that."}, {"start": 15769.880000000001, "end": 15770.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, go back to that one."}, {"start": 15770.720000000001, "end": 15773.12, "text": " We look like a modern day, man, that guy there."}, {"start": 15774.560000000001, "end": 15776.160000000002, "text": " Orange dot."}, {"start": 15776.160000000002, "end": 15778.6, "text": " Oh, look at that, both balance has been restored."}, {"start": 15778.6, "end": 15779.920000000002, "text": " I don't want to."}, {"start": 15779.920000000002, "end": 15780.760000000002, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 15780.760000000002, "end": 15782.920000000002, "text": " Y'all guys, pick up your sniper,"}, {"start": 15782.920000000002, "end": 15784.04, "text": " we're not going to hit a shot here,"}, {"start": 15784.04, "end": 15785.12, "text": " let's do this, dog."}, {"start": 15785.12, "end": 15786.12, "text": " That was at your feet, John."}, {"start": 15786.12, "end": 15788.12, "text": " That was at your feet, man."}, {"start": 15788.12, "end": 15790.12, "text": " That pilot is not."}, {"start": 15790.12, "end": 15792.12, "text": " Let's fucking do this."}, {"start": 15795.12, "end": 15797.12, "text": " How are you boys feeling?"}, {"start": 15799.12, "end": 15801.12, "text": " How are you boys feeling?"}, {"start": 15802.12, "end": 15804.12, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15804.12, "end": 15806.12, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 15807.12, "end": 15809.12, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 15809.12, "end": 15812.12, "text": " This should look like an island for evil fish."}, {"start": 15812.12, "end": 15814.660000000002, "text": " Oh my god, it's time boys"}, {"start": 15817.980000000001, "end": 15820.52, "text": " We need a big whale, oh it's time"}, {"start": 15823.880000000001, "end": 15830.240000000002, "text": " What excuse me scientific love"}, {"start": 15832.52, "end": 15835.320000000002, "text": " Oh my god, you can find a soul rifle for 20 grand"}, {"start": 15837.800000000001, "end": 15839.800000000001, "text": " We need that"}, {"start": 15839.800000000001, "end": 15847.68, "text": " forgot about that though more gamma more gamma more gamma"}, {"start": 15847.68, "end": 15849.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15852.800000000001, "end": 15856.800000000001, "text": " No, we need to we need to work now, bro. Hey, we need that a our ASAP"}, {"start": 15864.52, "end": 15867.14, "text": " Super dwarf fish what is this?"}, {"start": 15871.720000000001, "end": 15873.720000000001, "text": " Why you whisper"}, {"start": 15873.720000000001, "end": 15877.52, "text": " No, Junko!"}, {"start": 15877.52, "end": 15878.52, "text": " Junko!"}, {"start": 15878.52, "end": 15879.52, "text": " Junko!"}, {"start": 15879.52, "end": 15880.52, "text": " Junko!"}, {"start": 15880.52, "end": 15881.52, "text": " Junko!"}, {"start": 15881.52, "end": 15882.52, "text": " How do you cook?"}, {"start": 15882.52, "end": 15883.52, "text": " How do you cook?"}, {"start": 15883.52, "end": 15884.52, "text": " You cook it in the lava."}, {"start": 15884.52, "end": 15885.52, "text": " Oh, should've insta-coats."}, {"start": 15885.52, "end": 15886.52, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 15886.52, "end": 15887.52, "text": " How do you do it?"}, {"start": 15887.52, "end": 15888.52, "text": " You just hang it over there."}, {"start": 15888.52, "end": 15889.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15889.52, "end": 15890.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15890.52, "end": 15891.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15891.52, "end": 15892.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15892.52, "end": 15893.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15893.52, "end": 15894.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15894.52, "end": 15895.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15895.52, "end": 15896.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15896.52, "end": 15897.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15897.52, "end": 15898.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15898.52, "end": 15899.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15899.52, "end": 15900.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15900.52, "end": 15901.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15901.52, "end": 15902.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15902.52, "end": 15903.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15903.52, "end": 15907.52, "text": " Watch out for the lava, watch out for the lava."}, {"start": 15907.52, "end": 15910.52, "text": " Stop it, stop it."}, {"start": 15910.52, "end": 15914.52, "text": " Guys, you can play some fucking time, bro."}, {"start": 15914.52, "end": 15919.52, "text": " It's not a waste of time, because if we put it on black, we can get an AK."}, {"start": 15919.52, "end": 15921.52, "text": " It's a toy that I ate of $4,000 cash."}, {"start": 15921.52, "end": 15923.52, "text": " No, you didn't."}, {"start": 15923.52, "end": 15925.52, "text": " You think it's good?"}, {"start": 15925.52, "end": 15927.52, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 15927.52, "end": 15929.52, "text": " I'm just watching."}, {"start": 15929.52, "end": 15931.720000000001, "text": " The yeay, yeay, yeay, yeay, yeay!"}, {"start": 15932.92, "end": 15935.720000000001, "text": " Owie, owie, owie, I'm getting her, I'm getting her!"}, {"start": 15937.720000000001, "end": 15940.84, "text": " So, I just got fuckin' quick stooped by somebody."}, {"start": 15949.58, "end": 15951.18, "text": " Oh shit, that one fuckin' cost!"}, {"start": 15952.6, "end": 15953.34, "text": " O-O-O-Whe- where?"}, {"start": 15956.24, "end": 15958.4, "text": " Big jump, big jump, big jump, big jump!"}, {"start": 15959.52, "end": 15961.52, "text": " three"}, {"start": 15966.16, "end": 15968.16, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 15973.800000000001, "end": 15976.960000000001, "text": " I got you I got you I got you don't worry"}, {"start": 15978.92, "end": 15980.92, "text": " Guys don't miss that yes"}, {"start": 15981.880000000001, "end": 15983.880000000001, "text": " I'm much I'm much I'm much I"}, {"start": 15986.16, "end": 15988.16, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 15989.52, "end": 15991.52, "text": " Yo, yo, I need a res, we're on, you're the only one left!"}, {"start": 15991.52, "end": 15995.52, "text": " Where is Jinx, you know?"}, {"start": 15995.52, "end": 15999.52, "text": " Yo, you're the only one left!"}, {"start": 15999.52, "end": 16001.52, "text": " Oh my god, you did it, you did it!"}, {"start": 16001.52, "end": 16003.52, "text": " Thank god."}, {"start": 16007.52, "end": 16011.52, "text": " Wow, really Jinxie? Really?"}, {"start": 16011.52, "end": 16013.52, "text": " He doesn't even?"}, {"start": 16013.52, "end": 16015.52, "text": " Wow, bro!"}, {"start": 16015.52, "end": 16017.52, "text": " I'll keep your cat brother ready."}, {"start": 16017.52, "end": 16019.52, "text": " Don't listen to any of the signs on my cat."}, {"start": 16019.52, "end": 16021.52, "text": " You have to act the way by a seagull."}, {"start": 16021.52, "end": 16023.52, "text": " Yo, yo, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble."}, {"start": 16023.52, "end": 16025.52, "text": " Layers, just gamble, Layers, just gamble."}, {"start": 16025.52, "end": 16027.52, "text": " Just put it on black, just put it on black."}, {"start": 16027.52, "end": 16029.52, "text": " Alright, let's put that, put us on black."}, {"start": 16029.52, "end": 16031.52, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 16031.52, "end": 16033.52, "text": " Black, black, black, black, black, black."}, {"start": 16033.52, "end": 16035.52, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 16035.52, "end": 16037.52, "text": " Oh, you're back."}, {"start": 16037.52, "end": 16039.52, "text": " Oh, I'm killing you."}, {"start": 16039.52, "end": 16041.52, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 16041.52, "end": 16043.52, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 16043.52, "end": 16045.52, "text": " Why did you"}, {"start": 16050.32, "end": 16052.32, "text": " So on the final island"}, {"start": 16052.32, "end": 16054.32, "text": " We have $11"}, {"start": 16066.4, "end": 16068.4, "text": " I'm dead as I've been"}, {"start": 16071.4, "end": 16073.4, "text": " Guys guys a after go"}, {"start": 16082.32, "end": 16084.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16096.84, "end": 16103.64, "text": " Did all of y'all just die we wouldn't get it I'm just gonna do my job and fish bro"}, {"start": 16107.039999999999, "end": 16109.32, "text": " You have dinner a can we wrap this it up please"}, {"start": 16112.32, "end": 16114.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16126.0, "end": 16128.32, "text": " What did you just drop in the lava like that?"}, {"start": 16135.72, "end": 16139.88, "text": " Happening what the fuck this is so fucking stupid"}, {"start": 16139.880000000001, "end": 16141.880000000001, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 16141.880000000001, "end": 16143.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm about to die."}, {"start": 16143.880000000001, "end": 16145.880000000001, "text": " He got me, he got me, he got me."}, {"start": 16145.880000000001, "end": 16147.880000000001, "text": " That's a good fish, by the way, Jason."}, {"start": 16147.880000000001, "end": 16149.880000000001, "text": " That's a diamond fish."}, {"start": 16149.880000000001, "end": 16151.880000000001, "text": " Oh, my God. This is a blob, blob fish."}, {"start": 16151.880000000001, "end": 16153.880000000001, "text": " Lord drip blob fish with banos?"}, {"start": 16155.880000000001, "end": 16157.880000000001, "text": " Oh, my fucking God."}, {"start": 16157.880000000001, "end": 16159.880000000001, "text": " What color? What color?"}, {"start": 16159.880000000001, "end": 16161.880000000001, "text": " What color? What color? What color?"}, {"start": 16161.880000000001, "end": 16163.880000000001, "text": " What color? What color? What color?"}, {"start": 16163.880000000001, "end": 16165.880000000001, "text": " What color? What color? What color? I'm going black."}, {"start": 16165.880000000001, "end": 16167.880000000001, "text": " I'm going black. I'm going black."}, {"start": 16167.880000000001, "end": 16169.880000000001, "text": " Wait wait wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 16169.880000000001, "end": 16171.880000000001, "text": " Wait the dead blood is not even that much more"}, {"start": 16171.880000000001, "end": 16173.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god black"}, {"start": 16173.880000000001, "end": 16175.880000000001, "text": " This is actually for the whole motion"}, {"start": 16175.880000000001, "end": 16177.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god this is me"}, {"start": 16177.880000000001, "end": 16179.880000000001, "text": " You guys listening?"}, {"start": 16179.880000000001, "end": 16181.880000000001, "text": " Oh come on"}, {"start": 16181.880000000001, "end": 16183.880000000001, "text": " Fuck me"}, {"start": 16183.880000000001, "end": 16185.880000000001, "text": " Fuck me"}, {"start": 16185.880000000001, "end": 16187.880000000001, "text": " I'm off"}, {"start": 16187.880000000001, "end": 16189.880000000001, "text": " Bro LGC dude"}, {"start": 16189.880000000001, "end": 16191.880000000001, "text": " Any reason to get off"}, {"start": 16191.880000000001, "end": 16193.880000000001, "text": " Any reason to get off"}, {"start": 16193.880000000001, "end": 16195.880000000001, "text": " Yeah guys we gotta wrap it up"}, {"start": 16195.880000000001, "end": 16201.04, "text": " And then you told me 815 is the latest and then you're off four minutes before just say you hate us"}, {"start": 16205.000000000002, "end": 16209.86, "text": " I'm dead. I'm dead. I need a resin either resin either rest either rest either rest guys"}, {"start": 16214.000000000002, "end": 16216.000000000002, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 16225.880000000001, "end": 16227.880000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 16238.04, "end": 16240.04, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 16241.000000000002, "end": 16243.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I need a rez I need a rez"}, {"start": 16247.68, "end": 16249.68, "text": " Put your guns in the water"}, {"start": 16255.880000000001, "end": 16257.880000000001, "text": " No, I'm guarding."}, {"start": 16257.880000000001, "end": 16259.880000000001, "text": " We got the fish though."}, {"start": 16259.880000000001, "end": 16261.880000000001, "text": " You got your S&P's off."}, {"start": 16261.880000000001, "end": 16263.880000000001, "text": " So is this like a backup punch done?"}, {"start": 16263.880000000001, "end": 16265.880000000001, "text": " This one's worth a lot."}, {"start": 16265.880000000001, "end": 16267.880000000001, "text": " Did I just get shot again?"}, {"start": 16269.880000000001, "end": 16271.880000000001, "text": " You keep going in the lava."}, {"start": 16273.880000000001, "end": 16275.880000000001, "text": " No, I just got shot on fucking nodes."}, {"start": 16275.880000000001, "end": 16277.880000000001, "text": " I know I got shot on the nose."}, {"start": 16277.880000000001, "end": 16279.880000000001, "text": " Hang on, we gotta wrap it up."}, {"start": 16279.880000000001, "end": 16285.920000000002, "text": " wrap it up I forget this point but we"}, {"start": 16285.920000000002, "end": 16290.84, "text": " gotta I get asked to do this come on"}, {"start": 16290.84, "end": 16302.04, "text": " bro but now that we know the strategy"}, {"start": 16302.04, "end": 16304.28, "text": " we could gamble which I why is it never"}, {"start": 16304.28, "end": 16314.36, "text": " back to back noticing I don't want to be the guy to say it but I feel like green is"}, {"start": 16314.36, "end": 16321.24, "text": " kill okay wait jason what bait are you using uh professional"}, {"start": 16339.24, "end": 16343.0, "text": " okay bro and if you were with teammates with salmon for another extra year you"}, {"start": 16343.0, "end": 16345.0, "text": " You were one gamer of the year in 2024 and 2025."}, {"start": 16345.0, "end": 16346.0, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 16346.0, "end": 16347.0, "text": " I locked it."}, {"start": 16347.0, "end": 16348.0, "text": " Wow, that was too far."}, {"start": 16348.0, "end": 16350.0, "text": " You're the one friend that takes it too far."}, {"start": 16350.0, "end": 16352.0, "text": " Yeah, well, Dixie, did he just fall behind, right?"}, {"start": 16352.0, "end": 16354.0, "text": " Well, I'm kind of fish."}, {"start": 16354.0, "end": 16356.0, "text": " What are you talking about, bitch?"}, {"start": 16356.0, "end": 16357.0, "text": " You're on the wrong bait, Jinx."}, {"start": 16357.0, "end": 16358.0, "text": " Yo, you're not leaving me."}, {"start": 16358.0, "end": 16361.0, "text": " Oh, I'm dying to show the magnet."}, {"start": 16361.0, "end": 16364.0, "text": " Well, in dollars, I'd rather put the shit on green, bro."}, {"start": 16364.0, "end": 16366.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16370.88, "end": 16374.08, "text": " Know I'm green again on God if you know I don't give a fuck wait wait wait guys guys"}, {"start": 16374.16, "end": 16376.92, "text": " Maybe not go green because that's like a 1% chance"}, {"start": 16377.6, "end": 16383.64, "text": " But it's about a hit green. Oh my god. Oh my god. We got to keep going it do I I got a feeling guys"}, {"start": 16394.0, "end": 16396.0, "text": " Oh, he found us, ass bitch!"}, {"start": 16397.44, "end": 16401.6, "text": " Yo, guys, I don't even have enough for a new lore because we keep gambling right when we get there."}, {"start": 16403.0, "end": 16403.8, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 16403.8, "end": 16404.6, "text": " How about..."}, {"start": 16404.6, "end": 16405.4, "text": " How about..."}, {"start": 16405.4, "end": 16406.4, "text": " How about black?"}, {"start": 16407.2, "end": 16408.6, "text": " How about we have 11 dollars?"}, {"start": 16409.0, "end": 16410.4, "text": " Wait, how about blaster?"}, {"start": 16410.4, "end": 16412.4, "text": " Could you give me some money so I can get a new lore?"}, {"start": 16413.2, "end": 16414.2, "text": " I also can't buy a lore, bro."}, {"start": 16414.2, "end": 16416.2, "text": " Bro, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 16418.4, "end": 16419.8, "text": " We're dead, broke as a girl."}, {"start": 16419.8, "end": 16421.6, "text": " Ooh, check my gambles, we got just a salivary."}, {"start": 16421.6, "end": 16422.8, "text": " Should we just save our money?"}, {"start": 16422.8, "end": 16424.8, "text": " Can we just get us continuing our money?"}, {"start": 16424.8, "end": 16425.8, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 16425.8, "end": 16426.8, "text": " Yeah, no!"}, {"start": 16426.8, "end": 16428.8, "text": " We gotta contain that for fucking 10 hours!"}, {"start": 16428.8, "end": 16430.8, "text": " I'm gonna start gambling with drinks and hops."}, {"start": 16430.8, "end": 16432.8, "text": " Fuck you, I mean, you fucking idiot!"}, {"start": 16436.8, "end": 16437.8, "text": " Bye, dawg."}, {"start": 16437.8, "end": 16439.8, "text": " No, you're not due! You're never due!"}, {"start": 16442.8, "end": 16443.8, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 16443.8, "end": 16445.8, "text": " Give me the money!"}, {"start": 16448.8, "end": 16450.8, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 16450.8, "end": 16454.0, "text": " Oh wait wait"}, {"start": 16464.6, "end": 16466.6, "text": " We all"}, {"start": 16471.52, "end": 16473.52, "text": " $10 seagull"}, {"start": 16480.8, "end": 16482.8, "text": " Yo, five points, I'm off."}, {"start": 16482.8, "end": 16484.8, "text": " No, bro!"}, {"start": 16484.8, "end": 16486.8, "text": " Fuck you, I'm off!"}, {"start": 16486.8, "end": 16488.8, "text": " Who else are you supposed to give it to?"}, {"start": 16488.8, "end": 16490.8, "text": " Oh, he's a military guy, he's a military guy."}, {"start": 16492.8, "end": 16494.8, "text": " It ends us, you have to stay on, bro."}, {"start": 16494.8, "end": 16497.8, "text": " I know it's probably annoying, but like, you can't even go to dinner."}, {"start": 16497.8, "end": 16499.8, "text": " Bro, that's a hundred thou-das."}, {"start": 16499.8, "end": 16500.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16502.8, "end": 16504.8, "text": " Dude, there's a ten dollar sequel that I ate."}, {"start": 16504.8, "end": 16506.8, "text": " I ate some ghost slop."}, {"start": 16506.8, "end": 16508.8, "text": " Do you get me? Do you get me? Do you get me?"}, {"start": 16508.8, "end": 16510.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16513.12, "end": 16515.44, "text": " What the fuck is that? What is that?"}, {"start": 16520.239999999998, "end": 16524.68, "text": " Does that guys guys, I think I think he died, bro"}, {"start": 16527.48, "end": 16529.48, "text": " Jixi"}, {"start": 16529.48, "end": 16536.92, "text": " bro we're gonna beat this shit on the fuck I gotta retreat the chatter I'm not"}, {"start": 16536.92, "end": 16542.48, "text": " gonna lie it's I'm not gonna lie it's red city it's red city it's red city"}, {"start": 16542.48, "end": 16551.48, "text": " red city I'm not gonna lie fuck this shit it's just so ass"}, {"start": 16551.48, "end": 16553.12, "text": " Did he got off bro?"}, {"start": 16553.12, "end": 16555.12, "text": " No he didn't!"}, {"start": 16555.12, "end": 16557.62, "text": " Oh good bro let's just win this game."}, {"start": 16557.62, "end": 16558.62, "text": " Let's just win this bro."}, {"start": 16558.62, "end": 16559.62, "text": " We just have a theme."}, {"start": 16559.62, "end": 16560.62, "text": " Nooooo bro!"}, {"start": 16560.62, "end": 16561.62, "text": " I said he had no."}, {"start": 16561.62, "end": 16562.62, "text": " Time to close out."}, {"start": 16562.62, "end": 16563.62, "text": " Shadow LaFaire is Shadow LaFaire."}, {"start": 16563.62, "end": 16564.62, "text": " Oh bro."}, {"start": 16564.62, "end": 16565.62, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 16565.62, "end": 16566.62, "text": " One down by the way."}, {"start": 16566.62, "end": 16567.62, "text": " One."}, {"start": 16567.62, "end": 16568.62, "text": " Everything."}, {"start": 16568.62, "end": 16570.62, "text": " I did not try to give it to their own personal purpose."}, {"start": 16570.62, "end": 16572.12, "text": " I swear to God I tried to."}, {"start": 16572.12, "end": 16573.62, "text": " Brother we would literally have to give it to them."}, {"start": 16573.62, "end": 16574.62, "text": " I swear to God I tried to."}, {"start": 16574.62, "end": 16575.62, "text": " I believe you."}, {"start": 16575.62, "end": 16576.62, "text": " Brother we would literally have to give it to them."}, {"start": 16576.62, "end": 16577.62, "text": " I swear to God I tried to."}, {"start": 16577.62, "end": 16578.62, "text": " I believe you."}, {"start": 16578.62, "end": 16579.62, "text": " I swear to God I tried to."}, {"start": 16579.62, "end": 16580.62, "text": " I believe you."}, {"start": 16580.62, "end": 16588.26, "text": " We would literally be killing right now. I really did try you know what as long as you're trying as all that matters"}, {"start": 16595.3, "end": 16598.46, "text": " Hey, it's next day. Hey, this guy"}, {"start": 16601.3, "end": 16603.3, "text": " How much was it? Oh"}, {"start": 16603.3, "end": 16605.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16609.739999999998, "end": 16617.04, "text": " My god, how much was that green I said a green on the SMG I make that that nods with green. Oh my god"}, {"start": 16617.7, "end": 16619.7, "text": " Do I gameplay okay this?"}, {"start": 16621.38, "end": 16623.739999999998, "text": " No, what the fuck up my"}, {"start": 16625.38, "end": 16630.2, "text": " Gamble it's only ten bands for the SMG. I'm not a lie you put that you know"}, {"start": 16660.2, "end": 16667.64, "text": " one. Okay. Okay. Um, uh, we're"}, {"start": 16667.64, "end": 16671.64, "text": " gonna sell my SMG. Okay. No,"}, {"start": 16671.64, "end": 16676.14, "text": " flip. Flip. Don't sell it."}, {"start": 16676.14, "end": 16680.64, "text": " green. Wait, no, they're"}, {"start": 16680.64, "end": 16684.64, "text": " We got to update first."}, {"start": 16684.64, "end": 16687.64, "text": " I'm not gonna need some fishing"}, {"start": 16687.64, "end": 16689.64, "text": " There's"}, {"start": 16711.64, "end": 16713.64, "text": " We can't get off yet"}, {"start": 16713.8, "end": 16715.3, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 16745.3, "end": 16748.46, "text": " I'm getting hit martyrs. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16760.54, "end": 16766.02, "text": " Okay, let's do a little system. Let's all fish one fish then we go gambler and we go fish a fish"}, {"start": 16766.02, "end": 16768.02, "text": " Go gambler fish a fish"}, {"start": 16773.94, "end": 16775.94, "text": " My scientific lures"}, {"start": 16786.98, "end": 16788.98, "text": " What oh"}, {"start": 16790.98, "end": 16794.600000000002, "text": " Yo, we need 5800 for the scientific bossler"}, {"start": 16796.02, "end": 16798.420000000002, "text": " We need to fucking upgrade all our shit now"}, {"start": 16800.82, "end": 16803.46, "text": " Get your he's right get your he's right top"}, {"start": 16812.7, "end": 16814.7, "text": " Black black black black black"}, {"start": 16820.74, "end": 16822.74, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god"}, {"start": 16826.02, "end": 16828.02, "text": " Why is it doing that? Can somebody explain?"}, {"start": 16829.02, "end": 16831.02, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 16831.02, "end": 16833.02, "text": " Oh, it's glitching."}, {"start": 16835.02, "end": 16839.02, "text": " Six, seven summers ago."}, {"start": 16840.02, "end": 16842.02, "text": " Oh my god, we're good. Let's go. We can kill already."}, {"start": 16844.02, "end": 16845.02, "text": " We got a banger too."}, {"start": 16845.02, "end": 16847.02, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep. We got a banger."}, {"start": 16850.02, "end": 16852.02, "text": " Wait, truck's on us."}, {"start": 16852.02, "end": 16855.22, "text": " here fish is banger"}, {"start": 16855.22, "end": 16859.02, "text": " oh my god stack that one"}, {"start": 16859.02, "end": 16862.86, "text": " I'm not really feeling one bro"}, {"start": 16862.86, "end": 16866.86, "text": " not really feeling a green"}, {"start": 16866.86, "end": 16868.94, "text": " I bet go green"}, {"start": 16868.94, "end": 16872.94, "text": " using that logic bro we should go green every single time"}, {"start": 16872.94, "end": 16874.86, "text": " literally I'm down"}, {"start": 16874.86, "end": 16878.66, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 16878.66, "end": 16880.66, "text": " good we know we're getting into"}, {"start": 16880.66, "end": 16882.66, "text": " we know it's not gonna be easy"}, {"start": 16882.66, "end": 16884.66, "text": " this should be good, out of fish and gamble"}, {"start": 16886.66, "end": 16888.66, "text": " six, seven summers at low"}, {"start": 16890.66, "end": 16892.66, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16892.66, "end": 16894.66, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16894.66, "end": 16896.66, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16896.66, "end": 16898.66, "text": " why are you on G?"}, {"start": 16898.66, "end": 16900.66, "text": " I was done"}, {"start": 16900.66, "end": 16902.66, "text": " what should I do?"}, {"start": 16902.66, "end": 16904.66, "text": " I did a friggin' bitch"}, {"start": 16904.66, "end": 16906.66, "text": " get the regular size"}, {"start": 16906.66, "end": 16908.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16914.5, "end": 16916.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16925.38, "end": 16932.66, "text": " What's your trick shot that you're doing? Oh my goodness gracious me"}, {"start": 16936.66, "end": 16947.66, "text": " Yo, how many HPs is fucking Yugi fish, man?"}, {"start": 16947.66, "end": 16965.66, "text": " Oh fuck, we got in the way."}, {"start": 16965.66, "end": 16967.66, "text": " They're saying no scope is more"}, {"start": 16968.5, "end": 16970.5, "text": " If you 360 no scope it is more"}, {"start": 16973.22, "end": 16975.22, "text": " I need a rest I got you"}, {"start": 16980.62, "end": 16983.84, "text": " Well, where the block fish go we took it fuck"}, {"start": 16985.82, "end": 16987.82, "text": " We need the block fish"}, {"start": 16995.66, "end": 16998.9, "text": " there you go you guys"}, {"start": 16999.98, "end": 17007.66, "text": " I need this little shit. I don't mind. Oh my. It don't have me. No no no there's"}, {"start": 17007.66, "end": 17012.34, "text": " something bullshit. No I'm mad now. I'm actually mad. Maybe guys we should stop"}, {"start": 17012.34, "end": 17016.38, "text": " going green. But if then it's gonna hit and then we're gonna be like damn we"}, {"start": 17016.38, "end": 17022.42, "text": " should have done that. He's right. I got an angler."}, {"start": 17025.66, "end": 17027.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17032.7, "end": 17034.7, "text": " Like black city, baby"}, {"start": 17037.18, "end": 17039.18, "text": " What the fuck was that"}, {"start": 17041.9, "end": 17043.9, "text": " Well, I ran out of fucking"}, {"start": 17055.66, "end": 17057.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17065.34, "end": 17068.06, "text": " Mean we could have been progressive we weren't gambling at all"}, {"start": 17075.26, "end": 17077.26, "text": " Shark into the lava in the volcano"}, {"start": 17085.66, "end": 17091.34, "text": " I know much more. I know much more. Okay one more though one more. I don't want"}, {"start": 17092.34, "end": 17098.38, "text": " Remember to ask Ron or XQC on how to get the GTA no pixel invite because it's coming out Tuesday"}, {"start": 17098.38, "end": 17100.38, "text": " You need to have a fight before it starts"}, {"start": 17115.66, "end": 17117.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17145.66, "end": 17147.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17175.66, "end": 17177.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17205.66, "end": 17207.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17235.66, "end": 17237.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17265.66, "end": 17267.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17295.66, "end": 17302.74, "text": " We are fucking rich is that so rifle good chat or run"}, {"start": 17311.86, "end": 17315.66, "text": " Hey, dude, hey, dude, just take a chill pill dude"}, {"start": 17315.66, "end": 17317.66, "text": " So we're fighting a june"}, {"start": 17324.94, "end": 17326.94, "text": " So gamma"}, {"start": 17326.94, "end": 17352.42, "text": " I got you bro, don't worry about it, so I just got sniped by somebody"}, {"start": 17352.420000000002, "end": 17368.18, "text": " We're doing a lot of damage right now boys, a lot of damage."}, {"start": 17368.18, "end": 17370.18, "text": " I'm dead, I'm dead."}, {"start": 17370.18, "end": 17378.980000000003, "text": " I need a quick rest boys, I'm gonna turn the music off, just getting serious."}, {"start": 17378.98, "end": 17380.98, "text": " So I actually got tossed into the water."}, {"start": 17380.98, "end": 17381.48, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 17381.48, "end": 17382.98, "text": " I'm going to wait."}, {"start": 17382.98, "end": 17383.48, "text": " Don't worry, mate."}, {"start": 17383.48, "end": 17384.48, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 17384.48, "end": 17386.48, "text": " Copy, copy."}, {"start": 17386.48, "end": 17387.48, "text": " Quick shot, wait!"}, {"start": 17387.48, "end": 17387.98, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17387.98, "end": 17389.48, "text": " On the last hit, took shot at least."}, {"start": 17389.48, "end": 17391.48, "text": " On the last hit, shotting no scope 360."}, {"start": 17391.48, "end": 17393.48, "text": " All right, best."}, {"start": 17393.48, "end": 17394.48, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 17394.48, "end": 17394.98, "text": " No scope."}, {"start": 17394.98, "end": 17395.98, "text": " 360, no scope."}, {"start": 17395.98, "end": 17396.48, "text": " No scope up."}, {"start": 17396.48, "end": 17397.48, "text": " No scope in."}, {"start": 17399.98, "end": 17401.48, "text": " So I just got absolutely-"}, {"start": 17401.48, "end": 17402.48, "text": " Hey, please get to one."}, {"start": 17402.48, "end": 17403.48, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17403.48, "end": 17404.48, "text": " Oh wait, you're dead?"}, {"start": 17404.48, "end": 17404.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 17404.98, "end": 17405.98, "text": " Everybody's dead."}, {"start": 17405.98, "end": 17406.48, "text": " Everybody's dead."}, {"start": 17406.48, "end": 17407.48, "text": " We need to- we need to run here."}, {"start": 17407.48, "end": 17407.98, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17407.98, "end": 17409.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17410.579999999998, "end": 17414.7, "text": " Wanted to your arms bodies like the liching crazy. I got this we can't so"}, {"start": 17415.66, "end": 17418.92, "text": " You gotta rest kill it. I read me resume resume"}, {"start": 17420.899999999998, "end": 17422.899999999998, "text": " That was scary guys, I was scared"}, {"start": 17423.86, "end": 17430.28, "text": " I really couldn't grab your body on guns. Okay, so we use a tuna to get a shark or we put it on black"}, {"start": 17430.66, "end": 17432.66, "text": " I bet"}, {"start": 17432.66, "end": 17435.66, "text": " Oh my god, it took my side work."}, {"start": 17435.66, "end": 17436.66, "text": " It's not good."}, {"start": 17436.66, "end": 17437.66, "text": " No, they didn't."}, {"start": 17437.66, "end": 17438.66, "text": " It's nowhere?"}, {"start": 17438.66, "end": 17439.66, "text": " No, they didn't."}, {"start": 17439.66, "end": 17440.66, "text": " No, they didn't."}, {"start": 17440.66, "end": 17442.66, "text": " Nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 17446.66, "end": 17449.66, "text": " She's protected, I can tell the way."}, {"start": 17454.66, "end": 17455.66, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 17455.66, "end": 17456.66, "text": " Let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 17456.66, "end": 17457.66, "text": " That's good, that's good."}, {"start": 17457.66, "end": 17458.66, "text": " We just saw that."}, {"start": 17458.66, "end": 17459.66, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 17459.66, "end": 17461.66, "text": " I got air, I got air."}, {"start": 17461.66, "end": 17469.66, "text": " wait we all have ARs no? no i got sniper we need all ARs though? like really? i don't think so"}, {"start": 17469.66, "end": 17471.66, "text": " i don't think so"}, {"start": 17471.66, "end": 17474.66, "text": " he's still got AWP right? oh my god i feel like one of us is first"}, {"start": 17474.66, "end": 17475.66, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 17477.66, "end": 17479.66, "text": " i think i was on my AMA system"}, {"start": 17479.66, "end": 17481.66, "text": " bro how? okay i'm just gonna max out my AR"}, {"start": 17483.66, "end": 17485.66, "text": " no no this shit's OP"}, {"start": 17485.66, "end": 17486.66, "text": " this shit's OP"}, {"start": 17486.66, "end": 17489.66, "text": " i'm getting rid of my SMG call me a crime baby out of care i'm putting you on green"}, {"start": 17519.66, "end": 17522.7, "text": " My god, it's the method someone just keep fishing and I spam green every time"}, {"start": 17526.5, "end": 17532.3, "text": " Yo, bro, just let's literally everything we just lost everything, but yeah"}, {"start": 17534.78, "end": 17540.48, "text": " All right, let's actually beat the game let's go scientific learn let's go scientific boss"}, {"start": 17542.579999999998, "end": 17544.94, "text": " I got a good fish. I need someone to kill this now. It's a mini"}, {"start": 17544.94, "end": 17546.94, "text": " Oh my god, okay"}, {"start": 17547.579999999998, "end": 17550.5, "text": " So I just got absolutely fucking demolished"}, {"start": 17552.1, "end": 17554.1, "text": " Drift super dope fish"}, {"start": 17554.18, "end": 17560.379999999997, "text": " For me resume resume resume right here right here guys guys guys guys guys well, yo, I'm I'm in the air"}, {"start": 17561.14, "end": 17563.14, "text": " I'm in the air run"}, {"start": 17566.46, "end": 17568.46, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17568.46, "end": 17571.7, "text": " Bro copy copy. I'm in the air"}, {"start": 17573.78, "end": 17577.86, "text": " So you have to hit the seagull bro, oh geez. I'm in the water now, bro"}, {"start": 17581.5, "end": 17586.82, "text": " Yo, yo, yo guys the seagulls taking my body"}, {"start": 17589.7, "end": 17593.899999999998, "text": " My god, no, no, my AR"}, {"start": 17593.9, "end": 17606.9, "text": " go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,"}, {"start": 17606.9, "end": 17607.9, "text": " go."}, {"start": 17607.9, "end": 17611.9, "text": " Go guys, please nice."}, {"start": 17611.9, "end": 17612.9, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17612.9, "end": 17613.9, "text": " Now get my body please."}, {"start": 17613.9, "end": 17614.9, "text": " I got a AR bro."}, {"start": 17614.9, "end": 17615.9, "text": " I don't want to lose it."}, {"start": 17615.9, "end": 17616.9, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 17616.9, "end": 17617.9, "text": " You have a sniper?"}, {"start": 17617.9, "end": 17618.9, "text": " I have an extra."}, {"start": 17618.9, "end": 17619.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17619.9, "end": 17620.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17620.9, "end": 17628.940000000002, "text": " okay here we are this one's maximum and then and then we get the boss and then"}, {"start": 17628.940000000002, "end": 17630.9, "text": " we get the boss"}, {"start": 17630.9, "end": 17632.9, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 17632.9, "end": 17635.9, "text": " you got mini fish the mini one Jason you have to sell it"}, {"start": 17635.9, "end": 17637.9, "text": " what the fuck what is this"}, {"start": 17637.9, "end": 17638.9, "text": " it's a mini one"}, {"start": 17638.9, "end": 17641.9, "text": " alright I'm gonna upgrade my AR a little bit"}, {"start": 17641.9, "end": 17643.9, "text": " I got the boss lure"}, {"start": 17643.9, "end": 17645.9, "text": " I'm gonna do that"}, {"start": 17645.9, "end": 17647.9, "text": " back and back"}, {"start": 17647.9, "end": 17653.620000000003, "text": " My arms getting max. Oh my god. Oh my arms getting max. What are we gonna do it?"}, {"start": 17654.260000000002, "end": 17656.260000000002, "text": " Red dot next shot. I"}, {"start": 17657.34, "end": 17659.34, "text": " Forgot to upgrade my shield."}, {"start": 17659.38, "end": 17665.620000000003, "text": " Do you want us to fight the final book? Goblin shark. So I definitely just got the shark the boss. Oh"}, {"start": 17667.74, "end": 17671.18, "text": " Yeah, we could clear this shit, bro. We could definitely clear this shit"}, {"start": 17671.82, "end": 17675.5, "text": " So I died guys. I'm gonna need a rest. I'm gonna need a rest. Oh"}, {"start": 17675.5, "end": 17682.54, "text": " oh guys guys the seagull oh no this is really bad this is actually really bad"}, {"start": 17682.54, "end": 17692.66, "text": " this is actually really bad guys no you can get me you can get me you can get"}, {"start": 17692.66, "end": 17701.14, "text": " me all right now oh my god we got so we uh all right that was bad that was"}, {"start": 17701.14, "end": 17709.72, "text": " really bad actually I'm putting someone's sniper on the beach"}, {"start": 17709.72, "end": 17711.899999999998, "text": " I think that was mine"}, {"start": 17711.899999999998, "end": 17713.899999999998, "text": " Alright I should have tried to run it off"}, {"start": 17713.899999999998, "end": 17715.899999999998, "text": " Oh here Jason here's your arrow"}, {"start": 17715.899999999998, "end": 17720.36, "text": " If you first F on your gun you're gonna see how much damage it does"}, {"start": 17720.36, "end": 17724.059999999998, "text": " So we got to absolutely fucking be modest"}, {"start": 17724.059999999998, "end": 17726.059999999998, "text": " Wait Charlie I was the final boss"}, {"start": 17726.059999999998, "end": 17730.86, "text": " No no no so there's one more after I think"}, {"start": 17730.86, "end": 17731.86, "text": " I lost my..."}, {"start": 17731.86, "end": 17733.86, "text": " Okay, that guy's not that hard."}, {"start": 17733.86, "end": 17734.86, "text": " No, no, he's not."}, {"start": 17734.86, "end": 17735.86, "text": " He's not, bro."}, {"start": 17735.86, "end": 17737.86, "text": " The Seagull literally just took me into the ocean."}, {"start": 17737.86, "end": 17739.86, "text": " Gonna need heals, too, guys."}, {"start": 17739.86, "end": 17741.86, "text": " Oh, I caught something good."}, {"start": 17742.86, "end": 17743.86, "text": " She's from Texas."}, {"start": 17743.86, "end": 17746.86, "text": " I can tell about a trade."}, {"start": 17748.86, "end": 17750.86, "text": " Can I try a combo or no?"}, {"start": 17751.86, "end": 17753.86, "text": " Okay, where'd he go?"}, {"start": 17756.86, "end": 17758.86, "text": " I'm actually..."}, {"start": 17760.86, "end": 17762.86, "text": " I mentioned."}, {"start": 17762.86, "end": 17764.86, "text": " Yeah, what color?"}, {"start": 17764.86, "end": 17766.86, "text": " Maximum."}, {"start": 17766.86, "end": 17769.86, "text": " Dude, I don't know why I feel a green."}, {"start": 17769.86, "end": 17770.86, "text": " Can I just do it?"}, {"start": 17770.86, "end": 17773.86, "text": " Bro, it's not going to hit green."}, {"start": 17773.86, "end": 17775.86, "text": " It's not. It's just not."}, {"start": 17775.86, "end": 17777.86, "text": " What if it does?"}, {"start": 17777.86, "end": 17779.86, "text": " Every time you just never know, bro."}, {"start": 17779.86, "end": 17781.86, "text": " That's the thing. It's like..."}, {"start": 17783.86, "end": 17785.86, "text": " I'm going to eat this bad boy."}, {"start": 17785.86, "end": 17787.86, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 17790.86, "end": 17800.86, "text": " I mean bro it's just a magnet. It's just the game is so boring. It's like it's so boring when you know that the game is great, bro. I just hate shit like that."}, {"start": 17801.86, "end": 17802.86, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 17804.86, "end": 17805.86, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 17808.86, "end": 17810.86, "text": " It's not because that was streamer or something."}, {"start": 17812.86, "end": 17813.86, "text": " Probably true."}, {"start": 17813.86, "end": 17815.86, "text": " Where the fuck is that? No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 17815.86, "end": 17816.86, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 17816.86, "end": 17817.86, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 17820.86, "end": 17832.52, "text": " I'm literally max winning every single time"}, {"start": 17832.52, "end": 17838.260000000002, "text": " I'm ready to fucking beat the boss"}, {"start": 17838.260000000002, "end": 17840.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17845.940000000002, "end": 17847.940000000002, "text": " Was a baby fish"}, {"start": 17849.940000000002, "end": 17853.74, "text": " Super jump when you do it your jump nose go get you get more damage"}, {"start": 17863.940000000002, "end": 17867.74, "text": " I'm not alive, bro. I just put this in on red"}, {"start": 17868.260000000002, "end": 17870.260000000002, "text": " Well, what is that a tea bags?"}, {"start": 17870.260000000002, "end": 17871.260000000002, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 17871.260000000002, "end": 17875.260000000002, "text": " Should look at a teabank screw, something to asshole."}, {"start": 17875.260000000002, "end": 17876.260000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 17876.260000000002, "end": 17877.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17877.260000000002, "end": 17878.260000000002, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 17878.260000000002, "end": 17880.260000000002, "text": " Do I gamble or sell it?"}, {"start": 17880.260000000002, "end": 17882.260000000002, "text": " I'll tell you, bro."}, {"start": 17882.260000000002, "end": 17884.260000000002, "text": " Bro, I think we all just cash out."}, {"start": 17884.260000000002, "end": 17886.260000000002, "text": " Bro, but what if I hit green?"}, {"start": 17886.260000000002, "end": 17887.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 17887.260000000002, "end": 17888.260000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 17888.260000000002, "end": 17889.260000000002, "text": " Cash out, bro."}, {"start": 17889.260000000002, "end": 17890.260000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17890.260000000002, "end": 17891.260000000002, "text": " Do you trust me?"}, {"start": 17891.260000000002, "end": 17892.260000000002, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 17892.260000000002, "end": 17893.260000000002, "text": " I just feel like green is new, Jason."}, {"start": 17893.260000000002, "end": 17894.260000000002, "text": " Do you trust me?"}, {"start": 17894.260000000002, "end": 17895.260000000002, "text": " Do you trust me?"}, {"start": 17895.260000000002, "end": 17897.260000000002, "text": " Yes or no, bro?"}, {"start": 17897.260000000002, "end": 17899.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17914.9, "end": 17916.9, "text": " Win the game"}, {"start": 17917.9, "end": 17921.52, "text": " There's oh my god, that's a big fucking loot, bro"}, {"start": 17921.52, "end": 17932.86, "text": " I'm ready to fucking fight this shit. We ready boys make sure let's get some food first get some food"}, {"start": 17936.86, "end": 17939.5, "text": " Maybe you should get some IRL eats suit. I just caught this"}, {"start": 17939.5, "end": 17941.5, "text": " Oh, I could go for some IRL gear."}, {"start": 17941.5, "end": 17943.5, "text": " Oh my god, there's a gun attached here."}, {"start": 17943.5, "end": 17945.5, "text": " Wait, I don't..."}, {"start": 17945.5, "end": 17947.5, "text": " I should've just raised one shot now."}, {"start": 17947.5, "end": 17949.5, "text": " Wait, guys, adaptors left face, bro."}, {"start": 17949.5, "end": 17951.5, "text": " You're doing a couple of shots on him."}, {"start": 17955.5, "end": 17957.5, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 17957.5, "end": 17959.5, "text": " How did they just fly all the way over here?"}, {"start": 17961.5, "end": 17963.5, "text": " They're there, bro."}, {"start": 17963.5, "end": 17965.5, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 17965.5, "end": 17967.5, "text": " I can walk through them."}, {"start": 17967.5, "end": 17972.5, "text": " See, that's not the play. The play is the play."}, {"start": 17975.5, "end": 17977.5, "text": " I need to figure out what the play is."}, {"start": 17977.5, "end": 17987.5, "text": " Lafares, Lafares. Lafares, Lafares, Lafares. La Black, La Black, La Black. LaBRAAAAAM!"}, {"start": 17988.5, "end": 17989.5, "text": " Did you get it?"}, {"start": 17989.5, "end": 17992.5, "text": " Wait, what? MAGNE!"}, {"start": 17992.5, "end": 17995.5, "text": " I'm going green, I'm going green. Just trust me. Keep it roughly one time."}, {"start": 17997.5, "end": 17999.5, "text": " Oh my god, it's right there."}, {"start": 17999.5, "end": 18001.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18001.5, "end": 18003.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18003.5, "end": 18005.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18005.5, "end": 18007.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18007.5, "end": 18009.5, "text": " It's a magnet."}, {"start": 18009.5, "end": 18011.5, "text": " This shit is rigged, bro."}, {"start": 18011.5, "end": 18013.5, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 18013.5, "end": 18015.5, "text": " Oh, I got this little ass fish on me."}, {"start": 18015.5, "end": 18017.5, "text": " I can't kill it."}, {"start": 18017.5, "end": 18021.5, "text": " Oh, I might have the most expensive fish in the game."}, {"start": 18021.5, "end": 18026.96, "text": " I'm gonna see how much as motherfucker goes for"}, {"start": 18041.66, "end": 18046.9, "text": " You fucking imbecile you fucking imbecile, but what if"}, {"start": 18046.9, "end": 18052.7, "text": " I mean bro like that was just fucking dumb"}, {"start": 18060.7, "end": 18062.7, "text": " I mean to be fair"}, {"start": 18066.7, "end": 18071.74, "text": " I got another one I got another $20,000 fish resident evil barber"}, {"start": 18076.9, "end": 18088.2, "text": " What like your hair cut just like a young gentleman"}, {"start": 18088.2, "end": 18093.2, "text": " Hey, yeah, I just like yeah, not you. Jeez bro. Just wrap this shit up"}, {"start": 18093.2, "end": 18095.2, "text": " Man wrap it all up"}, {"start": 18095.2, "end": 18097.7, "text": " Jump shot no scope. It's max money"}, {"start": 18100.7, "end": 18103.86, "text": " There's little baby ass fish if you know, scope them with your laser"}, {"start": 18103.86, "end": 18107.02, "text": " That's what that's what makes it like so I don't have a laser, bro"}, {"start": 18107.02, "end": 18109.02, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18129.54, "end": 18134.82, "text": " My fucking god, oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18134.82, "end": 18139.96, "text": " Oh my god, no bullshit. We just won the whole game. We just won the game"}, {"start": 18139.96, "end": 18144.9, "text": " We just won the game. We just won the game good shit great job. Great job. Wow"}, {"start": 18145.66, "end": 18147.94, "text": " Wow, I ain't a lie. We won we won"}, {"start": 18149.02, "end": 18151.02, "text": " Now we can win the game"}, {"start": 18155.7, "end": 18159.32, "text": " Holy minor never stop gambling me me"}, {"start": 18164.82, "end": 18167.739999999998, "text": " Yo, yo, yo you killed me. Oh, sorry"}, {"start": 18169.579999999998, "end": 18171.579999999998, "text": " My body"}, {"start": 18194.82, "end": 18198.42, "text": " oh sit around i can't pick you up your glitch"}, {"start": 18200.82, "end": 18203.7, "text": " bourain hard on the ground near the tent near the devotion hear the tent near the tent"}, {"start": 18203.7, "end": 18204.22, "text": " in tent"}, {"start": 18204.78, "end": 18207.26, "text": " that's damn great"}, {"start": 18207.28, "end": 18207.66, "text": " so"}, {"start": 18208.22, "end": 18209.7, "text": " make up the practise"}, {"start": 18211.14, "end": 18211.54, "text": " the sorrow"}, {"start": 18211.64, "end": 18212.22, "text": " subscribe"}, {"start": 18213.42, "end": 18218.32, "text": " that's pretty ok i'm inse\u0435\u043c that medal beares it recipec yours divided and rest"}, {"start": 18218.4, "end": 18221.68, "text": " your cause a Stir \uc88b\uc544"}, {"start": 18221.68, "end": 18232.24, "text": " I need this, gonna need that, gonna need a little bit of that, one shot, one shot, took"}, {"start": 18232.24, "end": 18239.54, "text": " shot last, oh gg's, wait wait, so apparently you put this into the volcano and then the"}, {"start": 18239.54, "end": 18246.56, "text": " real boss comes, that's what I'm asking, but let's get some fish bro, you know cook some"}, {"start": 18246.56, "end": 18261.620000000003, "text": " shit up wait never mind I'm getting a lot of nose oh GGs bro oh fuck so we're"}, {"start": 18261.620000000003, "end": 18265.280000000002, "text": " fighting the same boss again bro"}, {"start": 18265.28, "end": 18267.28, "text": " I mean, at least it's easy."}, {"start": 18267.28, "end": 18268.28, "text": " Yeah, it's easy."}, {"start": 18268.28, "end": 18270.28, "text": " But it's 500 damage."}, {"start": 18270.28, "end": 18271.28, "text": " That does."}, {"start": 18271.28, "end": 18273.28, "text": " The sniper fully maxed out."}, {"start": 18273.28, "end": 18277.28, "text": " Okay, I'm not gonna lie though, the AR is literally 100 a pop."}, {"start": 18277.28, "end": 18278.28, "text": " I got him dead."}, {"start": 18278.28, "end": 18281.28, "text": " I'm gonna be all hit on this particular shot."}, {"start": 18281.28, "end": 18283.28, "text": " That shit does damage."}, {"start": 18283.28, "end": 18285.28, "text": " Not a lot."}, {"start": 18285.28, "end": 18286.28, "text": " 500 is looking good."}, {"start": 18286.28, "end": 18287.28, "text": " That 500."}, {"start": 18287.28, "end": 18288.28, "text": " The maxed out is insane."}, {"start": 18288.28, "end": 18290.28, "text": " Oh my god, yeah."}, {"start": 18290.28, "end": 18292.28, "text": " Oh my god, wait, that shit is..."}, {"start": 18292.28, "end": 18294.28, "text": " Oh my god, wait."}, {"start": 18294.28, "end": 18296.28, "text": " We all hit like oh my god"}, {"start": 18296.559999999998, "end": 18301.039999999997, "text": " Hey, I'm just I'm soon no scope"}, {"start": 18302.239999999998, "end": 18304.239999999998, "text": " So you got a no no still bomb"}, {"start": 18305.0, "end": 18312.079999999998, "text": " So I instantly got fucking died. I'm dead. Oh, no, no, no, no run run. Just here. Just you run"}, {"start": 18312.92, "end": 18314.92, "text": " We're both by the boat"}, {"start": 18316.92, "end": 18319.44, "text": " Good res get me get me get me"}, {"start": 18319.44, "end": 18324.32, "text": " I'm gonna shoot it like twice with the air"}, {"start": 18328.32, "end": 18330.32, "text": " What's that what's that what's that no scope"}, {"start": 18332.82, "end": 18338.6, "text": " Max one $10,000 wait wait so apparently we need a like a real short butter"}, {"start": 18340.6, "end": 18342.6, "text": " Little blog this"}, {"start": 18344.16, "end": 18346.16, "text": " Wait, what do we do with this?"}, {"start": 18349.44, "end": 18352.68, "text": " Give it to the guy. Oh, oh this guy. Oh"}, {"start": 18354.8, "end": 18356.8, "text": " Wait, we need five maybe"}, {"start": 18367.48, "end": 18370.079999999998, "text": " Feed five beers to the guy in the yellow"}, {"start": 18379.44, "end": 18382.68, "text": " learn the way of losing the way"}, {"start": 18382.68, "end": 18384.5, "text": " also i tell you"}, {"start": 18384.5, "end": 18389.899999999998, "text": " also do we just waste money"}, {"start": 18389.899999999998, "end": 18392.82, "text": " sparking stone for the month of its own"}, {"start": 18392.82, "end": 18397.1, "text": " wait now what do we do with the job"}, {"start": 18397.1, "end": 18400.66, "text": " we get a little chug"}, {"start": 18400.66, "end": 18402.579999999998, "text": " wait so"}, {"start": 18402.579999999998, "end": 18405.5, "text": " so now uh... so maybe you put the beat"}, {"start": 18405.5, "end": 18407.22, "text": " Oh, oh, lure the whale, lure the whale."}, {"start": 18409.66, "end": 18412.42, "text": " I have maxed out guns, like all my guns."}, {"start": 18412.42, "end": 18414.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we all maxed out everything."}, {"start": 18414.34, "end": 18415.5, "text": " We're lit."}, {"start": 18415.5, "end": 18417.5, "text": " Bro, that green hit with cinema."}, {"start": 18419.5, "end": 18420.86, "text": " Maybe get a little heal."}, {"start": 18420.86, "end": 18423.62, "text": " I need food, but I need to get a little heal."}, {"start": 18424.9, "end": 18426.38, "text": " Ivan John."}, {"start": 18428.26, "end": 18430.66, "text": " Wow, this game is actually good for $7."}, {"start": 18430.78, "end": 18432.18, "text": " Go add like it."}, {"start": 18432.18, "end": 18433.26, "text": " You want to play a game with your friends,"}, {"start": 18433.26, "end": 18434.26, "text": " this might be the game."}, {"start": 18434.260000000002, "end": 18436.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, this is good game."}, {"start": 18436.260000000002, "end": 18437.460000000003, "text": " Okay, like, good."}, {"start": 18437.640000000003, "end": 18439.08, "text": " It is pretty full-gurse."}, {"start": 18439.500000000004, "end": 18441.100000000002, "text": " I'm ready? Look, I'm gonna go back ready?"}, {"start": 18441.100000000002, "end": 18442.460000000003, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 18445.800000000003, "end": 18446.68, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 18447.18, "end": 18448.86, "text": " This is for all the Marbles boys."}, {"start": 18448.86, "end": 18449.86, "text": " Oh my god, yo yo yo yo."}, {"start": 18449.86, "end": 18451.940000000002, "text": " OHHHHHH!!"}, {"start": 18453.940000000002, "end": 18455.820000000003, "text": " That boy got no type of HP on him."}, {"start": 18455.820000000003, "end": 18456.88, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 18457.54, "end": 18459.54, "text": " That boy got no type of HP."}, {"start": 18459.54, "end": 18461.52, "text": " No, we're running through this shit."}, {"start": 18462.04, "end": 18463.68, "text": " We're killing him."}, {"start": 18463.68, "end": 18465.68, "text": " Come on, come on, come on!"}, {"start": 18465.68, "end": 18467.68, "text": " Holy fuck, bro."}, {"start": 18468.68, "end": 18472.68, "text": " LACY!"}, {"start": 18473.68, "end": 18475.68, "text": " LACY!"}, {"start": 18478.68, "end": 18481.68, "text": " LACY's making noises!"}, {"start": 18486.68, "end": 18488.68, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 18488.68, "end": 18490.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18492.68, "end": 18494.68, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18496.52, "end": 18500.760000000002, "text": " Wait, we throw this in a volcano wait wait we throw this in a volcano pretty sure"}, {"start": 18503.68, "end": 18506.14, "text": " Brother we have maxed out fucking guns"}, {"start": 18509.04, "end": 18511.04, "text": " Look at it what's like when you're holding it"}, {"start": 18518.68, "end": 18519.48, "text": " Wait, hold on, ready?"}, {"start": 18519.48, "end": 18520.68, "text": " Hey Jason, go long, go long."}, {"start": 18520.68, "end": 18521.88, "text": " Hahaha!"}, {"start": 18521.88, "end": 18522.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 18522.88, "end": 18523.48, "text": " I don't want to-"}, {"start": 18523.48, "end": 18524.48, "text": " Oh my god, buddy!"}, {"start": 18524.48, "end": 18527.28, "text": " Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"}, {"start": 18527.28, "end": 18528.48, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 18529.08, "end": 18530.48, "text": " Okay, close enough."}, {"start": 18531.08, "end": 18532.08, "text": " Alright, that's just..."}, {"start": 18532.08, "end": 18532.98, "text": " I need to cook this bro."}, {"start": 18532.98, "end": 18535.28, "text": " Wait, is the volcano the last box?"}, {"start": 18535.78, "end": 18536.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 18538.98, "end": 18540.58, "text": " Type and chat."}, {"start": 18541.68, "end": 18542.88, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna put it on green."}, {"start": 18544.18, "end": 18544.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18544.68, "end": 18547.48, "text": " There you go, it's $20,000, come on."}, {"start": 18547.48, "end": 18549.48, "text": " probably not the best idea"}, {"start": 18549.48, "end": 18551.48, "text": " how do we get to the top?"}, {"start": 18551.48, "end": 18553.48, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 18553.48, "end": 18555.48, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 18555.48, "end": 18557.48, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 18557.48, "end": 18559.48, "text": " no"}, {"start": 18559.48, "end": 18561.48, "text": " no"}, {"start": 18561.48, "end": 18563.48, "text": " wait low key for immersion"}, {"start": 18563.48, "end": 18565.48, "text": " wanna be on the radio"}, {"start": 18565.48, "end": 18567.48, "text": " we actually came a long way"}, {"start": 18567.48, "end": 18569.48, "text": " we actually stayed to the end man"}, {"start": 18569.48, "end": 18571.48, "text": " who is here?"}, {"start": 18571.48, "end": 18573.48, "text": " I was here if you were here"}, {"start": 18573.48, "end": 18575.48, "text": " this is incredible"}, {"start": 18575.48, "end": 18583.48, "text": " This is incredible, this is incredible, look at yo, oh my God, is she kinda look like a, yeah look at Minecraft lava"}, {"start": 18583.48, "end": 18585.48, "text": " Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?"}, {"start": 18585.48, "end": 18587.48, "text": " I do look like lava Minecraft, Minecraft lava"}, {"start": 18587.48, "end": 18589.48, "text": " Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?"}, {"start": 18589.48, "end": 18591.48, "text": " There's a little boxy, little like boxy"}, {"start": 18591.48, "end": 18593.48, "text": " Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?"}, {"start": 18597.48, "end": 18599.48, "text": " Oh, get up"}, {"start": 18599.48, "end": 18601.48, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey"}, {"start": 18601.48, "end": 18603.48, "text": " Sorry y'all"}, {"start": 18603.48, "end": 18610.48, "text": " Hey, oh my fucking, oh shit!"}, {"start": 18610.48, "end": 18617.48, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18617.48, "end": 18623.48, "text": " I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping."}, {"start": 18623.48, "end": 18628.48, "text": " Oh, it's a maxed out Lacey!"}, {"start": 18628.48, "end": 18630.48, "text": " Evil Lacey!"}, {"start": 18630.48, "end": 18632.48, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 18632.48, "end": 18634.48, "text": " AHHHHH I'M KILLING YOU"}, {"start": 18636.28, "end": 18638.78, "text": " OOOH LEAKBOOT"}, {"start": 18643.079999999998, "end": 18643.88, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 18644.28, "end": 18648.28, "text": " I don't like that bro, we are clearing the fuck out of the team"}, {"start": 18649.98, "end": 18650.78, "text": " I should..."}, {"start": 18651.579999999998, "end": 18653.88, "text": " Oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good"}, {"start": 18654.18, "end": 18656.18, "text": " Yo this shit is huge"}, {"start": 18656.18, "end": 18661.18, "text": " I think it's a little weird action, maybe."}, {"start": 18661.18, "end": 18662.18, "text": " We do it."}, {"start": 18662.18, "end": 18663.18, "text": " Thanks for the shot, Alas."}, {"start": 18663.18, "end": 18668.18, "text": " I'm down for a trick shot, Alas."}, {"start": 18668.18, "end": 18673.18, "text": " Trick shot, Alas, boys."}, {"start": 18673.18, "end": 18678.18, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 18678.18, "end": 18679.18, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 18679.18, "end": 18680.18, "text": " Chill out, man."}, {"start": 18680.18, "end": 18681.18, "text": " Trick shot."}, {"start": 18681.18, "end": 18685.18, "text": " I'll get your shot."}, {"start": 18685.18, "end": 18687.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18690.14, "end": 18692.14, "text": " Killed him"}, {"start": 18696.06, "end": 18704.260000000002, "text": " Wow way we did it we did it off. I got me chunks me chunks me chunks me chunks then what"}, {"start": 18706.260000000002, "end": 18708.260000000002, "text": " And then we catch her Bob"}, {"start": 18708.82, "end": 18710.82, "text": " What now bro?"}, {"start": 18711.02, "end": 18713.02, "text": " We got big juicers"}, {"start": 18713.02, "end": 18721.18, "text": " where's our winning fucking cutscene dude what the fuck are you kidding me"}, {"start": 18721.18, "end": 18730.18, "text": " wait I got I got the I got the whale fin that way give it to the guy okay I'm"}, {"start": 18730.18, "end": 18732.18, "text": " Let me give it to guy, let me give it to guy."}, {"start": 18733.52, "end": 18735.52, "text": " Which guy though? Which guy?"}, {"start": 18742.52, "end": 18744.52, "text": " Wala here finished"}, {"start": 18747.96, "end": 18750.36, "text": " So I have to get it to the guy in the mask"}, {"start": 18750.36, "end": 18752.36, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18758.440000000002, "end": 18760.440000000002, "text": " But it's chubby trolling me"}, {"start": 18766.52, "end": 18769.58, "text": " Thank you what the soldier the soldier"}, {"start": 18773.68, "end": 18777.920000000002, "text": " We all agree that which we give it to the soldier right no no not yet hold on"}, {"start": 18777.920000000002, "end": 18785.56, "text": " hold on well if we threw it inside of the volcano the yellow guy bro who is"}, {"start": 18785.56, "end": 18792.320000000003, "text": " it show me if you somehow show me you defeated it we'll finally have"}, {"start": 18792.320000000003, "end": 18798.08, "text": " everything as a thank you it has corners to go on the main line wait we"}, {"start": 18798.08, "end": 18804.980000000003, "text": " five times no shot no shot I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it wait"}, {"start": 18804.980000000003, "end": 18808.38, "text": " this ain't no this ain't no okay I'm not doing it I'm not doing it wait wait give"}, {"start": 18808.38, "end": 18815.600000000002, "text": " him five years almost there I think you're"}, {"start": 18815.600000000002, "end": 18821.74, "text": " ready to make him come no there's well babe"}, {"start": 18821.74, "end": 18827.02, "text": " They're game we caught the whale dude. I'm gonna give it to him. I'm giving it. I'm gonna give it to him"}, {"start": 18828.22, "end": 18830.22, "text": " So we can hold the PC"}, {"start": 18832.5, "end": 18836.7, "text": " Bro, I did some of this put it on green just give the tail he says"}, {"start": 18837.5, "end": 18843.420000000002, "text": " Pres do it retard. Okay. I'm getting pure pressure to do it guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it"}, {"start": 18846.22, "end": 18848.22, "text": " We got the keys"}, {"start": 18851.74, "end": 18853.74, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 18856.9, "end": 18860.74, "text": " Hello, sir sir whenever you don't I don't have the key what"}, {"start": 18865.66, "end": 18867.66, "text": " We did it oh my god, we did it"}, {"start": 18871.66, "end": 18873.66, "text": " We did it"}, {"start": 18873.74, "end": 18875.9, "text": " We are you fucking kidding me, bro?"}, {"start": 18877.100000000002, "end": 18879.100000000002, "text": " We did it, bro"}, {"start": 18879.100000000002, "end": 18894.9, "text": " wow what a game boys guys what what a game boys actually what a game bro well"}, {"start": 18894.9, "end": 18899.86, "text": " that was a great game we're just riding into the sunset bro into the sunset"}, {"start": 18899.86, "end": 18903.64, "text": " Wow wait hitting credits"}, {"start": 18903.64, "end": 18905.64, "text": " Sweet!"}, {"start": 18905.64, "end": 18907.64, "text": " Wow bro"}, {"start": 18907.64, "end": 18909.64, "text": " I'm not skipping cutscene bro"}, {"start": 18909.64, "end": 18911.64, "text": " If only Junko was here man"}, {"start": 18911.64, "end": 18913.64, "text": " Sad spots bro"}, {"start": 18913.64, "end": 18915.64, "text": " We did it man"}, {"start": 18915.64, "end": 18917.64, "text": " It's okay"}, {"start": 18917.64, "end": 18919.64, "text": " Alright let's get one"}, {"start": 18919.64, "end": 18921.64, "text": " What, what next?"}, {"start": 18921.64, "end": 18923.64, "text": " We'll have until we get high"}, {"start": 18923.64, "end": 18925.64, "text": " I'm still in the cutscene"}, {"start": 18925.64, "end": 18927.64, "text": " Guys I'm still in the cutscene"}, {"start": 18927.64, "end": 18930.399999999998, "text": " I'm still in the cutscene guys. I'm still here, bro"}, {"start": 18932.239999999998, "end": 18939.36, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but a fall press space. I'm pressing space. Oh, you gotta hold it"}, {"start": 18950.0, "end": 18954.2, "text": " So it's this sick fuck this put this up to it. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18954.2, "end": 18959.84, "text": " We're back at the start wait everyone heal"}, {"start": 18959.84, "end": 18964.08, "text": " Little little last-minute battle around sniper wait wait wait let me heal"}, {"start": 18964.08, "end": 18966.7, "text": " Let me get some fish. I have no food though. I have no food"}, {"start": 18966.7, "end": 18971.04, "text": " Hey, hey little little one-on-one sniper. I bet bet bet. Alright, let me get some fish"}, {"start": 18971.04, "end": 18975.84, "text": " It's not a real game. Alright, do we have meds or no? Do we get meds or no?"}, {"start": 18975.84, "end": 18977.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18988.48, "end": 18994.18, "text": " Been chat. I have one of the opposite side of an island. You're ready. Wait, I'm not full HP"}, {"start": 18997.68, "end": 19001.82, "text": " All right, fuck this shit, bro. This is going on when I say go"}, {"start": 19001.82, "end": 19006.42, "text": " All right, ready yep only snipers"}, {"start": 19008.5, "end": 19014.3, "text": " Whoa, whoa, I know chief what the fuck?"}, {"start": 19016.1, "end": 19022.8, "text": " Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm off this shit, bro brother what the fuck"}, {"start": 19022.8, "end": 19024.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19030.8, "end": 19032.8, "text": " Hey guys, we can't meet you guys."}, {"start": 19032.8, "end": 19034.8, "text": " I- I- I-"}, {"start": 19034.8, "end": 19036.8, "text": " Ditch. Ditch."}, {"start": 19036.8, "end": 19038.8, "text": " That shit was fun, boys. Actual good game."}, {"start": 19038.8, "end": 19040.8, "text": " Great fucking game."}, {"start": 19040.8, "end": 19042.8, "text": " Actual W fucking wife."}, {"start": 19042.8, "end": 19044.8, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 19044.8, "end": 19046.8, "text": " And four hour playtime? Can I have a refund on Steam you think?"}, {"start": 19046.8, "end": 19048.8, "text": " It was a two hour-"}, {"start": 19048.8, "end": 19050.8, "text": " It's definitely a little two hour-"}, {"start": 19050.8, "end": 19051.8, "text": " Oh, bro."}, {"start": 19052.399999999998, "end": 19054.2, "text": " Oh, my- Bro, wait, Adapt Left Phase."}, {"start": 19054.2, "end": 19055.399999999998, "text": " I got a P-Roc."}, {"start": 19055.6, "end": 19056.8, "text": " Yeah, should we react to that?"}, {"start": 19057.1, "end": 19059.2, "text": " Wait, Adapt Left Phase?"}, {"start": 19059.399999999998, "end": 19059.899999999998, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19059.899999999998, "end": 19061.7, "text": " Um, I just filmed this entire-"}, {"start": 19062.0, "end": 19064.0, "text": " I just- Yeah, Adapt Left Phase, bro."}, {"start": 19065.0, "end": 19065.899999999998, "text": " What did he join?"}, {"start": 19067.0, "end": 19068.6, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 19068.899999999998, "end": 19070.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19071.399999999998, "end": 19073.2, "text": " If you left Phase, he's probably fucked."}, {"start": 19074.0, "end": 19077.399999999998, "text": " Bro, it was- It was always Phase Adapt, like, what's he gonna do now?"}, {"start": 19077.399999999998, "end": 19079.399999999998, "text": " He's just Adapt now? I don't understand."}, {"start": 19079.4, "end": 19084.280000000002, "text": " She recruited him to vase or before I'm gonna go see if you want to join our clan"}, {"start": 19086.68, "end": 19089.4, "text": " Oh, where's he gonna go now you join some bullshit"}, {"start": 19089.4, "end": 19091.800000000003, "text": " Oh, I think this is a recap after you laugh"}, {"start": 19092.600000000002, "end": 19097.0, "text": " I know you guys are just seeing it, but I wasn't recording. I really did"}, {"start": 19100.440000000002, "end": 19102.440000000002, "text": " I did bro"}, {"start": 19103.32, "end": 19107.24, "text": " Wait, bro. Wait, he posted on the main. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 19109.4, "end": 19111.4, "text": " Every..."}, {"start": 19111.4, "end": 19113.4, "text": " Ah, damn, bro."}, {"start": 19113.4, "end": 19115.4, "text": " Past five videos have been sad, bro."}, {"start": 19115.4, "end": 19117.4, "text": " Why let FaZe?"}, {"start": 19117.4, "end": 19119.4, "text": " The truth about my addiction is"}, {"start": 19119.4, "end": 19121.4, "text": " FaZe Clan over."}, {"start": 19121.4, "end": 19123.4, "text": " Confronting FaZe Rafe."}, {"start": 19123.4, "end": 19125.4, "text": " FaZe a dead response to FaZe Clan drama."}, {"start": 19125.4, "end": 19127.4, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 19127.4, "end": 19129.4, "text": " I left this X-FaZe."}, {"start": 19129.4, "end": 19131.4, "text": " I got it, and then it goes to"}, {"start": 19131.4, "end": 19133.4, "text": " I got a job at McDonald's."}, {"start": 19135.4, "end": 19137.4, "text": " Yeah, bro's life is terrible."}, {"start": 19137.4, "end": 19145.52, "text": " Oh my god, bro, that is fun"}, {"start": 19147.36, "end": 19149.36, "text": " Yeah, bro, I guess your tech was out"}, {"start": 19158.280000000002, "end": 19160.280000000002, "text": " His life is your haircut, okay"}, {"start": 19190.28, "end": 19206.76, "text": " wait take off your pants or something oh wow oh man oh god is not that bad you know what"}, {"start": 19206.76, "end": 19217.44, "text": " a kind of might be Jack I think it's because of the fucking pedo stash and pedo here like"}, {"start": 19217.44, "end": 19219.039999999997, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 19219.039999999997, "end": 19220.12, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 19220.12, "end": 19222.76, "text": " Why do you do this close up?"}, {"start": 19222.76, "end": 19226.0, "text": " Hey, you're actually, wait, you're hitting yourself"}, {"start": 19226.0, "end": 19227.64, "text": " to yourself to yourself."}, {"start": 19227.64, "end": 19228.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19231.84, "end": 19236.48, "text": " Wait, it's acta, you're a jack."}, {"start": 19236.48, "end": 19238.92, "text": " It's out of me."}, {"start": 19238.92, "end": 19240.239999999998, "text": " Well, I feel like you need to shave that."}, {"start": 19240.239999999998, "end": 19240.96, "text": " Am I trippin' chep?"}, {"start": 19240.96, "end": 19243.239999999998, "text": " That shit is, like, disgusting."}, {"start": 19243.239999999998, "end": 19245.28, "text": " My derma ruler just came in, bro."}, {"start": 19245.28, "end": 19249.52, "text": " Bro, right now it's like, I'm not even trying to be funny, it's actually just a Yu-Gi-Stash."}, {"start": 19250.079999999998, "end": 19256.079999999998, "text": " Bro, you like chopping yourself, I think. I'm not even chopping me, but I think it's the stash."}, {"start": 19256.079999999998, "end": 19259.52, "text": " Bro, it's coming in Chinese Emperor, bro. Hold on, I think my..."}, {"start": 19260.559999999998, "end": 19264.64, "text": " Hold on, let me check Amazon real quick. I think my Derman brother pulled it up today."}, {"start": 19265.68, "end": 19267.12, "text": " Delivered today."}, {"start": 19267.12, "end": 19270.879999999997, "text": " The stash just makes you kind of dirty. Like, it makes you look dirty. Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 19270.88, "end": 19275.88, "text": " Bro stop, Yu-Gi Cosplay, oh god, kill yourself."}, {"start": 19275.88, "end": 19276.88, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19276.88, "end": 19281.88, "text": " I should have given a toy for fucking Mao Zedong."}, {"start": 19281.88, "end": 19285.88, "text": " Can you bring my Amazon hackix?"}, {"start": 19285.88, "end": 19287.88, "text": " He looks like the pineapple pen guy now."}, {"start": 19289.88, "end": 19292.88, "text": " Yeah, he does look like the pen pineapple apple guy."}, {"start": 19292.88, "end": 19296.88, "text": " Oh god, you should get his leopard jacket or whatever it was and recreate that."}, {"start": 19296.88, "end": 19297.88, "text": " Some glass."}, {"start": 19297.88, "end": 19305.72, "text": " Okay, I don't lie bro. I ain't gonna lie. Trust the fucking process. Everybody's hating now. Waste of my shit fully grows in"}, {"start": 19306.04, "end": 19312.2, "text": " Everybody's gonna be like, oh hard eyes. Hard eyes, and bro by then my hair will grow out and then I'll have my six pack"}, {"start": 19315.08, "end": 19317.08, "text": " Like not on me, bro, not on me"}, {"start": 19318.88, "end": 19322.920000000002, "text": " Stop fucking come on, bro. You dead look like this guy"}, {"start": 19324.68, "end": 19326.68, "text": " Three things all"}, {"start": 19327.88, "end": 19329.88, "text": " That's just bro."}, {"start": 19329.88, "end": 19332.88, "text": " Bro that shit was actually so fun to play in my controller."}, {"start": 19332.88, "end": 19334.88, "text": " That was a great game, man."}, {"start": 19334.88, "end": 19337.88, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 19337.88, "end": 19340.88, "text": " Bro, are you gonna stop eating, bro?"}, {"start": 19340.88, "end": 19342.88, "text": " No, no, no, you're fine, bro."}, {"start": 19342.88, "end": 19345.88, "text": " We're low-key canceling eating."}, {"start": 19345.88, "end": 19347.88, "text": " In case I just shave it off, bro."}, {"start": 19347.88, "end": 19351.88, "text": " Bro, my derma roller's here. I gotta go get it."}, {"start": 19351.88, "end": 19353.88, "text": " Bro, that's not gonna save me, Jay."}, {"start": 19353.88, "end": 19358.120000000003, "text": " Yes it is bro, yes it is, it's dead ass here, okay."}, {"start": 19358.120000000003, "end": 19359.54, "text": " I'm about to get it right now,"}, {"start": 19359.54, "end": 19360.38, "text": " I'm about to get it right now."}, {"start": 19360.38, "end": 19363.84, "text": " Bro, I can't believe I hit that max win, oh my God."}, {"start": 19363.84, "end": 19365.960000000003, "text": " Bro, it's fat, it's actually fat."}, {"start": 19367.4, "end": 19368.72, "text": " I needed that motherfucker."}, {"start": 19370.52, "end": 19375.52, "text": " Hmm, I'm gonna use the bathroom guys."}, {"start": 19376.440000000002, "end": 19378.84, "text": " All right, bro, what are you about to do, Ron?"}, {"start": 19378.84, "end": 19385.84, "text": " What are you about to do Ron?"}, {"start": 19385.84, "end": 19387.920000000002, "text": " Yo this guy bangs his pun on me."}, {"start": 19387.920000000002, "end": 19388.920000000002, "text": " What a bangster."}, {"start": 19388.920000000002, "end": 19389.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19389.920000000002, "end": 19390.920000000002, "text": " There's a dragon ball sitting there."}, {"start": 19390.920000000002, "end": 19391.920000000002, "text": " I don't even want to get attention with seven figures a month for a commission on living"}, {"start": 19391.920000000002, "end": 19392.920000000002, "text": " with a guy."}, {"start": 19392.920000000002, "end": 19393.920000000002, "text": " That would be fucking YBG."}, {"start": 19393.920000000002, "end": 19394.920000000002, "text": " There's a reason the chat's moving."}, {"start": 19394.920000000002, "end": 19395.920000000002, "text": " How far do we live from hunting to beach?"}, {"start": 19395.920000000002, "end": 19396.920000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 19396.920000000002, "end": 19397.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19397.920000000002, "end": 19398.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19398.920000000002, "end": 19399.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19399.920000000002, "end": 19400.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19400.920000000002, "end": 19401.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19401.920000000002, "end": 19402.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19402.920000000002, "end": 19403.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19403.920000000002, "end": 19404.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19404.920000000002, "end": 19405.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19405.920000000002, "end": 19406.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19406.920000000002, "end": 19407.920000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19407.920000000002, "end": 19409.920000000002, "text": " What is that"}, {"start": 19415.2, "end": 19417.68, "text": " No, someone in my family said they're gonna be over there soon"}, {"start": 19418.960000000003, "end": 19422.52, "text": " Hey, wait anybody ever had experience using a German roller"}, {"start": 19432.88, "end": 19434.88, "text": " I want to laugh what are y'all talking about"}, {"start": 19434.88, "end": 19438.88, "text": " I shouldn't have even A.I. that's just straight up edited, respect."}, {"start": 19438.88, "end": 19440.88, "text": " You mean Madoc's at all? Madoc's at all?"}, {"start": 19440.88, "end": 19441.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 19441.88, "end": 19444.88, "text": " What the fuck is this guy laughing at, bro?"}, {"start": 19444.88, "end": 19446.88, "text": " Bro, look at my speech here."}, {"start": 19446.88, "end": 19448.88, "text": " What the fuck is this guy laughing at, bro?"}, {"start": 19448.88, "end": 19450.88, "text": " I'm gonna hear those speech here."}, {"start": 19451.88, "end": 19453.88, "text": " Your chat might like this."}, {"start": 19453.88, "end": 19455.88, "text": " Alright, listen."}, {"start": 19460.88, "end": 19463.88, "text": " Bro, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 19463.88, "end": 19465.88, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 19466.88, "end": 19468.88, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 19471.88, "end": 19473.88, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19485.88, "end": 19487.88, "text": " My life, she kinda hurts, bro."}, {"start": 19493.88, "end": 19495.88, "text": " Dude, that game was actually fun, bro."}, {"start": 19496.68, "end": 19498.68, "text": " This shit is sad."}, {"start": 19498.68, "end": 19502.68, "text": " Alright, bro. I'm about to go to Mirage."}, {"start": 19502.68, "end": 19504.68, "text": " Yo, IPG!"}, {"start": 19506.68, "end": 19508.68, "text": " Bro, is that though?"}, {"start": 19509.88, "end": 19511.88, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 19513.16, "end": 19515.16, "text": " I'm about to go over here, yes."}, {"start": 19515.960000000003, "end": 19517.960000000003, "text": " Say what? Give the backpack."}, {"start": 19518.280000000002, "end": 19520.280000000002, "text": " I'm about to..."}, {"start": 19520.68, "end": 19521.72, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 19521.72, "end": 19523.72, "text": " Your office, motherfucker?"}, {"start": 19523.88, "end": 19528.88, "text": " W fuckin game here."}, {"start": 19528.88, "end": 19530.88, "text": " Is the Apple Live yet?"}, {"start": 19530.88, "end": 19531.88, "text": " The Apple Live, yeah."}, {"start": 19531.88, "end": 19535.88, "text": " What game is Lacey and Marla now?"}, {"start": 19535.88, "end": 19536.88, "text": " They're still on Minecraft."}, {"start": 19536.88, "end": 19541.88, "text": " Don't ask man itching his cubes, stash with metal."}, {"start": 19541.88, "end": 19545.88, "text": " What are you talking about, Marla?"}, {"start": 19545.88, "end": 19549.88, "text": " No geisha, you usually look better, but I don't understand."}, {"start": 19549.88, "end": 19555.08, "text": " my haircut tomorrow can you do it 360 so I can show him a reference of what not to do"}, {"start": 19579.88, "end": 19584.88, "text": " Just wait, bro. Just literally wait until my goat teeth rough 22."}, {"start": 19584.88, "end": 19586.88, "text": " Bro, fuck y'all, bro."}, {"start": 19586.88, "end": 19589.88, "text": " Blow down of the sentry. You look dirty, bro."}, {"start": 19589.88, "end": 19592.88, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 19596.88, "end": 19599.88, "text": " That mustache look ugly too."}, {"start": 19599.88, "end": 19601.88, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 19604.88, "end": 19606.88, "text": " What's up? Can the load come up in your crib?"}, {"start": 19606.88, "end": 19608.88, "text": " Man, fuck you."}, {"start": 19608.88, "end": 19615.88, "text": " You deadass think you've grown a goatee, dog."}, {"start": 19615.88, "end": 19616.88, "text": " I can get."}, {"start": 19638.88, "end": 19656.56, "text": " What what what is it lagging I was lagging yeah"}, {"start": 19656.56, "end": 19665.120000000003, "text": " Oh I don't even look that bad oh god y'all doing the most bro"}, {"start": 19665.12, "end": 19665.96, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 19670.719999999998, "end": 19673.039999999997, "text": " At least you have all 4K, not just me."}, {"start": 19675.12, "end": 19677.239999999998, "text": " You look like Gore, bro."}, {"start": 19677.239999999998, "end": 19678.399999999998, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19681.84, "end": 19683.239999999998, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 19690.2, "end": 19691.039999999997, "text": " We back?"}, {"start": 19691.039999999997, "end": 19691.879999999997, "text": " How are we, Chad?"}, {"start": 19691.879999999997, "end": 19692.96, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 19692.96, "end": 19693.8, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 19693.8, "end": 19704.8, "text": " Maybe restart the bag."}, {"start": 19704.8, "end": 19719.8, "text": " This new look got me confused between a kung fu teacher and a little beat school kid."}, {"start": 19719.8, "end": 19722.8, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19739.8, "end": 19742.8, "text": " Child or play GTA 6 early?"}, {"start": 19742.8, "end": 19744.8, "text": " Let go of my channel!"}, {"start": 19749.8, "end": 19754.8, "text": " Oh my god, bro. Is she vlogging?"}, {"start": 19754.8, "end": 19757.8, "text": " Hello everyone."}, {"start": 19757.8, "end": 19760.8, "text": " Okay, let's do that again."}, {"start": 19760.8, "end": 19767.8, "text": " Hey guys, I am currently down by the lake, and she can tell in Australia."}, {"start": 19767.8, "end": 19770.8, "text": " She's chilling, bro."}, {"start": 19770.8, "end": 19773.8, "text": " Oh, this is her after she got..."}, {"start": 19773.8, "end": 19774.8, "text": " Okay, moving on."}, {"start": 19774.8, "end": 19776.8, "text": " She's not part of movies anymore."}, {"start": 19776.8, "end": 19783.8, "text": " I really, really missed where I grew up, the nature of the beach and of course my family,"}, {"start": 19783.8, "end": 19786.68, "text": " so I chose to spend some quality time here."}, {"start": 19786.68, "end": 19792.8, "text": " I've already done the Newcastle rounds, so I've been into town and I've been to Cave's"}, {"start": 19792.8, "end": 19799.8, "text": " Beach, I've been for a swim, had many, many delicious and heartwarming meals with family."}, {"start": 19799.8, "end": 19801.8, "text": " So I'm really looking forward to my adventure."}, {"start": 19801.8, "end": 19803.8, "text": " I don't know what awaits me."}, {"start": 19803.8, "end": 19805.36, "text": " Oh, where's she at?"}, {"start": 19805.36, "end": 19809.32, "text": " Oh, Australia, Australia birds are like this."}, {"start": 19809.32, "end": 19811.6, "text": " I don't know where I will be going."}, {"start": 19811.6, "end": 19812.96, "text": " All I know is that-"}, {"start": 19812.96, "end": 19814.84, "text": " Is she in heaven, Brian?"}, {"start": 19814.84, "end": 19817.739999999998, "text": " Going on my very first solo trip."}, {"start": 19819.16, "end": 19820.0, "text": " Solo."}, {"start": 19820.0, "end": 19822.16, "text": " Yes, so Brisbane it is."}, {"start": 19822.16, "end": 19824.2, "text": " Brisbane and then Cairns."}, {"start": 19824.2, "end": 19825.32, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 19825.32, "end": 19826.64, "text": " Oh, no, I see."}, {"start": 19826.64, "end": 19827.98, "text": " Shh, shh, shh."}, {"start": 19831.76, "end": 19833.079999999998, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19833.08, "end": 19835.08, "text": " Shhh..."}, {"start": 19836.58, "end": 19837.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19855.08, "end": 19857.08, "text": " Hey, shit. That'd be a vlog, man."}, {"start": 19857.08, "end": 19860.08, "text": " That'd be a vlog. I would be liking it, something."}, {"start": 19860.08, "end": 19862.08, "text": " How did YBG date go?"}, {"start": 19863.08, "end": 19865.640000000003, "text": " Uh, he said it went well."}, {"start": 19865.640000000003, "end": 19867.04, "text": " If you fix it?"}, {"start": 19867.04, "end": 19869.04, "text": " It did, yeah."}, {"start": 19869.04, "end": 19870.24, "text": " It was changed."}, {"start": 19870.24, "end": 19872.04, "text": " Nah, he told me to change the sexual recording,"}, {"start": 19872.04, "end": 19873.600000000002, "text": " but I changed it all the time."}, {"start": 19873.600000000002, "end": 19874.4, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 19874.4, "end": 19875.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19875.4, "end": 19876.68, "text": " Did I tip you the headphones off?"}, {"start": 19880.68, "end": 19883.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, I should have moved it as far as I could."}, {"start": 19883.480000000003, "end": 19884.480000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19884.480000000003, "end": 19886.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 19886.480000000003, "end": 19887.72, "text": " It goes on your head, huh?"}, {"start": 19887.72, "end": 19888.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19893.08, "end": 19908.08, "text": " I'm on my block, all right, turn it over, that's it, okay?"}, {"start": 19908.08, "end": 19912.08, "text": " I got my demo rolling, and y'all said I didn't oil, right?"}, {"start": 19912.08, "end": 19914.08, "text": " Guess what, bro?"}, {"start": 19914.08, "end": 19915.08, "text": " It's got oil."}, {"start": 19931.08, "end": 19932.08, "text": " What are you seeing there?"}, {"start": 19932.08, "end": 19934.08, "text": " How is this little guy kind of cold?"}, {"start": 19934.08, "end": 19936.08, "text": " It's a cold day, I think."}, {"start": 19937.08, "end": 19938.08, "text": " Nice one, Chad."}, {"start": 19940.08, "end": 19941.08, "text": " Good to find each other."}, {"start": 19941.08, "end": 19942.08, "text": " Hello, Riggs."}, {"start": 19942.08, "end": 19944.08, "text": " It's a very funny hashtag."}, {"start": 19946.08, "end": 19947.08, "text": " Shame."}, {"start": 19950.08, "end": 19953.08, "text": " I can't even lie. Heartbreaking emoji."}, {"start": 19954.08, "end": 19956.08, "text": " Oh, bro, it's not that bad, man."}, {"start": 19957.08, "end": 19958.08, "text": " This is really that bad."}, {"start": 19959.08, "end": 19960.08, "text": " Slimey old barber."}, {"start": 19961.08, "end": 19962.08, "text": " This is heartbreaking."}, {"start": 19963.08, "end": 19964.08, "text": " Yeah, who's cut your hair?"}, {"start": 19965.08, "end": 19967.08, "text": " I went to a salon, bro, because my barber?"}, {"start": 19968.08, "end": 19969.08, "text": " Yes. He went to K-Town."}, {"start": 19970.08, "end": 19971.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19972.08, "end": 19974.56, "text": " What do you mean? I want to sit alone, bro."}, {"start": 19974.56, "end": 19976.56, "text": " Cheers, bro. Cheers."}, {"start": 19986.480000000003, "end": 19988.480000000003, "text": " Bro, is it really that bad, bro?"}, {"start": 19989.280000000002, "end": 19991.280000000002, "text": " Cause now I'm feeling crazy."}, {"start": 19991.280000000002, "end": 19993.280000000002, "text": " I mean, what are you gonna do, bro?"}, {"start": 19993.280000000002, "end": 19995.280000000002, "text": " Bro, that's your bad?"}, {"start": 19995.920000000002, "end": 19996.72, "text": " Can you?"}, {"start": 19996.72, "end": 19998.72, "text": " Cause you can't do that to me."}, {"start": 20002.08, "end": 20003.08, "text": " There."}, {"start": 20003.08, "end": 20004.08, "text": " These are goatee."}, {"start": 20004.08, "end": 20005.08, "text": " Oh, right, right, right."}, {"start": 20005.08, "end": 20006.08, "text": " Yo, yo, chat."}, {"start": 20006.08, "end": 20007.08, "text": " Hair growth serum?"}, {"start": 20007.08, "end": 20008.08, "text": " Rosemary oil?"}, {"start": 20008.08, "end": 20009.08, "text": " Or save?"}, {"start": 20009.08, "end": 20010.08, "text": " Sense."}, {"start": 20010.08, "end": 20011.08, "text": " Oh, oh, rosemary oil?"}, {"start": 20011.08, "end": 20012.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20012.08, "end": 20013.08, "text": " Oh, I bet."}, {"start": 20013.08, "end": 20014.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20014.08, "end": 20015.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20015.08, "end": 20016.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20016.08, "end": 20017.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20017.08, "end": 20018.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20018.08, "end": 20019.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20019.08, "end": 20020.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20020.08, "end": 20021.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20021.08, "end": 20022.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20022.08, "end": 20023.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20023.08, "end": 20024.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20024.08, "end": 20025.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20025.08, "end": 20026.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20026.08, "end": 20027.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20027.08, "end": 20028.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20028.08, "end": 20029.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20029.08, "end": 20030.08, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 20030.08, "end": 20041.72, "text": " I bet there my roller"}, {"start": 20041.72, "end": 20047.52, "text": " It kind of hurts bruh, it's supposed to hurt"}, {"start": 20047.52, "end": 20048.52, "text": " Yeah it's supposed to hurt bruh"}, {"start": 20048.52, "end": 20050.52, "text": " Bring out the hair follicles."}, {"start": 20060.52, "end": 20063.52, "text": " Well, I think I see the glare because of that hair already coming."}, {"start": 20063.52, "end": 20065.52, "text": " You're not going to see it first time, right?"}, {"start": 20065.52, "end": 20066.52, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 20067.52, "end": 20071.52, "text": " Uh, maybe in like, maybe a week you'll see progress."}, {"start": 20073.52, "end": 20075.52, "text": " Sad watch."}, {"start": 20075.52, "end": 20079.52, "text": " Brother, what are you doing? Am I about to get acne off this shit?"}, {"start": 20079.52, "end": 20081.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20081.52, "end": 20083.52, "text": " Six months!"}, {"start": 20083.52, "end": 20085.52, "text": " Son of a God, this shit takes six months."}, {"start": 20085.52, "end": 20088.52, "text": " Bro, beauty hurts, bro. Six months."}, {"start": 20088.52, "end": 20092.52, "text": " Bro, I wasn't doing it again, baby."}, {"start": 20092.52, "end": 20095.52, "text": " You need to clean your face first, bro. Fuck that shit, man."}, {"start": 20095.52, "end": 20097.52, "text": " Who are?"}, {"start": 20100.52, "end": 20102.52, "text": " Why is she coming in though?"}, {"start": 20102.52, "end": 20104.52, "text": " Talking to me, man."}, {"start": 20104.52, "end": 20106.52, "text": " I should come in handy."}, {"start": 20106.52, "end": 20108.52, "text": " Bro, you're a big mess, bro."}, {"start": 20117.52, "end": 20118.52, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 20118.52, "end": 20120.52, "text": " You did absolutely just start puberty."}, {"start": 20124.52, "end": 20126.52, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 20126.52, "end": 20133.44, "text": " What do I do bro?"}, {"start": 20133.44, "end": 20135.44, "text": " the course"}, {"start": 20135.44, "end": 20137.44, "text": " oh oh see the course bro"}, {"start": 20137.44, "end": 20139.44, "text": " oh no no what do i do"}, {"start": 20139.44, "end": 20141.44, "text": " all those challenges"}, {"start": 20141.44, "end": 20143.44, "text": " to the strongest warriors"}, {"start": 20159.44, "end": 20161.44, "text": " you're saving the skin off your cheek or something"}, {"start": 20161.44, "end": 20163.44, "text": " Nah, I see you need like mini hair follicles."}, {"start": 20163.44, "end": 20164.44, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20177.44, "end": 20178.44, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 20181.44, "end": 20183.44, "text": " Trust the fucking process, boys."}, {"start": 20184.44, "end": 20187.44, "text": " Trust the fucking process."}, {"start": 20187.44, "end": 20193.359999999997, "text": " I'm gonna do I'm gonna keep this shit at least for like bro. I gotta see at least"}, {"start": 20194.059999999998, "end": 20197.82, "text": " Maybe one more week real no one more or two more weeks"}, {"start": 20199.82, "end": 20201.82, "text": " You need to wait six months"}, {"start": 20208.359999999997, "end": 20216.059999999998, "text": " I gotta see like at least a month bro first time no, I mean I've had a mustache before when I was like in high school"}, {"start": 20216.06, "end": 20220.22, "text": " But I feel like I gotta switch it up, bro."}, {"start": 20220.22, "end": 20222.620000000003, "text": " There's only so much I can max out about myself."}, {"start": 20222.620000000003, "end": 20223.420000000002, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 20223.420000000002, "end": 20226.780000000002, "text": " And a goatee combo, that's like peak."}, {"start": 20226.780000000002, "end": 20228.620000000003, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 20228.620000000003, "end": 20230.06, "text": " Bro, sometimes you gotta chop a fighter"}, {"start": 20230.06, "end": 20232.460000000003, "text": " so that he can change things up."}, {"start": 20232.460000000003, "end": 20234.620000000003, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 20234.620000000003, "end": 20236.22, "text": " Haircut's not that bad."}, {"start": 20236.22, "end": 20240.06, "text": " Edgar Cut-Nex, white g-dust, hates you."}, {"start": 20240.06, "end": 20242.38, "text": " It's not peak for Asians, bro."}, {"start": 20242.38, "end": 20245.34, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 20245.34, "end": 20247.34, "text": " Who's the Asian with the official hair?"}, {"start": 20247.34, "end": 20251.34, "text": " A lot bro, there's not a lot of Asians that can even get this, bro."}, {"start": 20251.34, "end": 20253.34, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 20253.34, "end": 20258.34, "text": " I'm one of the few that are blessed enough to even grow this much facial hair on their face."}, {"start": 20258.34, "end": 20259.34, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 20259.34, "end": 20261.34, "text": " That's a blessing?"}, {"start": 20261.34, "end": 20263.34, "text": " Your haircuts fucked, I ain't a lie bro."}, {"start": 20263.34, "end": 20266.34, "text": " Do I get it? Do I get it? Do I get someone to fix the back?"}, {"start": 20266.34, "end": 20268.34, "text": " I don't bra not a lot of the back, it's like crazy."}, {"start": 20268.34, "end": 20269.34, "text": " Like bad?"}, {"start": 20269.34, "end": 20272.34, "text": " I mean it's not bad, but it's like, you need to even try."}, {"start": 20272.34, "end": 20274.34, "text": " Where the fuck did you go?"}, {"start": 20274.34, "end": 20279.22, "text": " I went to a salon, um, ski guapo, c- c- actually kill yourself, man."}, {"start": 20279.78, "end": 20283.18, "text": " Bruh, that's hard to look at you, you shake that shit, okay."}, {"start": 20283.18, "end": 20284.44, "text": " Is it that, is it that bad?"}, {"start": 20284.44, "end": 20285.38, "text": " No, not that bad."}, {"start": 20285.38, "end": 20287.16, "text": " Like, bruh, that'd be like, bruh, come on, bruh."}, {"start": 20287.16, "end": 20291.920000000002, "text": " No, it's like, is it, is it that bad to the point where, oh, I gotta click off because he's chapped?"}, {"start": 20291.920000000002, "end": 20293.5, "text": " Like, bruh, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 20294.82, "end": 20296.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20296.12, "end": 20299.22, "text": " It lessens the viewing experience."}, {"start": 20299.22, "end": 20299.84, "text": " Tch."}, {"start": 20299.84, "end": 20303.24, "text": " I ain't gonna let this chat open, I'm gonna let it open, oh god, bruh."}, {"start": 20303.24, "end": 20307.4, "text": " Oh god, you look weird. Why do you genuinely hate you?"}, {"start": 20307.4, "end": 20310.4, "text": " Remember now, remember now. I know how you're a fish on some people."}, {"start": 20310.4, "end": 20312.4, "text": " Oh, you look unique, bro."}, {"start": 20312.4, "end": 20314.4, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 20314.4, "end": 20317.4, "text": " Bro, Marlin said I should grow it."}, {"start": 20317.4, "end": 20318.4, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 20318.4, "end": 20320.4, "text": " Hey, Marlin said I gotta grow it then bro."}, {"start": 20320.4, "end": 20322.4, "text": " You know what I'm saying, bro?"}, {"start": 20322.4, "end": 20324.4, "text": " Who else? Who else would?"}, {"start": 20324.4, "end": 20326.4, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 20326.4, "end": 20328.4, "text": " Who else is like, looks of penis matter, bro?"}, {"start": 20328.4, "end": 20329.4, "text": " Who's handsome?"}, {"start": 20329.4, "end": 20330.4, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 20330.4, "end": 20331.4, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 20331.4, "end": 20335.4, "text": " Oh, that's a beauty filter on that phone."}, {"start": 20335.4, "end": 20336.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20336.4, "end": 20337.4, "text": " Well, there you go."}, {"start": 20337.4, "end": 20338.4, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 20338.4, "end": 20339.4, "text": " Trick or treat."}, {"start": 20339.4, "end": 20340.4, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 20340.4, "end": 20341.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20341.4, "end": 20342.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20342.4, "end": 20343.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20343.4, "end": 20344.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20344.4, "end": 20345.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20345.4, "end": 20346.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20346.4, "end": 20347.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20347.4, "end": 20348.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20348.4, "end": 20349.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20349.4, "end": 20350.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20350.4, "end": 20351.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20351.4, "end": 20352.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20352.4, "end": 20353.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20353.4, "end": 20354.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20354.4, "end": 20355.4, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 20355.4, "end": 20356.4, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 20356.4, "end": 20357.4, "text": " I'm on a trip in Boat!"}, {"start": 20366.4, "end": 20368.4, "text": " What the, a noob versus hacker?"}, {"start": 20369.4, "end": 20372.4, "text": " Cause on the phone you've a noob and we're like, you're a hacker?"}, {"start": 20372.4, "end": 20374.4, "text": " Or not, the other way around?"}, {"start": 20374.4, "end": 20375.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 20375.4, "end": 20376.4, "text": " So we're not picking up."}, {"start": 20376.4, "end": 20378.4, "text": " I don't know why he's picking up, does it?"}, {"start": 20378.4, "end": 20380.4, "text": " So who do I call, bro?"}, {"start": 20381.4, "end": 20383.4, "text": " Baby Saikunno?"}, {"start": 20383.4, "end": 20385.4, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about me?"}, {"start": 20386.760000000002, "end": 20389.600000000002, "text": " Ask a girl streamer. All right, but who who the who?"}, {"start": 20391.960000000003, "end": 20393.960000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20399.600000000002, "end": 20404.24, "text": " What I'm gonna get it with these brother jump scare her bro"}, {"start": 20406.88, "end": 20408.88, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 20413.4, "end": 20415.4, "text": " No, you did it, bro."}, {"start": 20415.4, "end": 20418.4, "text": " Yeah, I did your ass. Don't pick up the phone, dude."}, {"start": 20418.4, "end": 20420.4, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 20420.4, "end": 20423.4, "text": " You can't even call Drew right now, bro."}, {"start": 20423.4, "end": 20425.4, "text": " Cutie, you gotta go."}, {"start": 20429.4, "end": 20432.4, "text": " Bro, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 20432.4, "end": 20434.4, "text": " Cutie, I gotta go."}, {"start": 20434.4, "end": 20438.4, "text": " No, Cutie already said to shake that shit, but I ain't gonna lie, like, cool."}, {"start": 20438.4, "end": 20439.4, "text": " Tripping, bro."}, {"start": 20439.4, "end": 20441.4, "text": " Tripping, bro. I need someone that's real."}, {"start": 20441.4, "end": 20443.4, "text": " Tarium. Tarium."}, {"start": 20443.4, "end": 20445.4, "text": " Good calls."}, {"start": 20447.4, "end": 20449.4, "text": " How'd it do it?"}, {"start": 20449.4, "end": 20451.4, "text": " Should you play music?"}, {"start": 20451.4, "end": 20453.4, "text": " Um, maybe a little trip song?"}, {"start": 20453.4, "end": 20456.4, "text": " Oh, yes. Don't pick up calls today, bro."}, {"start": 20456.4, "end": 20457.4, "text": " She's just hung up on me."}, {"start": 20457.4, "end": 20459.4, "text": " But Brandon called me back, bro. Equivalent exchange."}, {"start": 20461.4, "end": 20463.4, "text": " Yo, Brandon, I'm live, bro."}, {"start": 20463.4, "end": 20465.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 20465.4, "end": 20467.4, "text": " Can I show you something?"}, {"start": 20467.4, "end": 20474.4, "text": " What you think yes or no?"}, {"start": 20474.4, "end": 20477.4, "text": " What the fuck happened you bro?"}, {"start": 20477.4, "end": 20482.4, "text": " You got an L here cut again?"}, {"start": 20482.4, "end": 20483.4, "text": " No I'm not."}, {"start": 20483.4, "end": 20485.4, "text": " I'm just talking to trash ass butt."}, {"start": 20485.4, "end": 20486.4, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20486.4, "end": 20488.4, "text": " Ain't you agree or go to your bro's?"}, {"start": 20488.4, "end": 20489.4, "text": " Say that I stay back."}, {"start": 20489.4, "end": 20490.4, "text": " What about?"}, {"start": 20490.4, "end": 20492.4, "text": " You don't think that you can't?"}, {"start": 20492.4, "end": 20494.4, "text": " No no no no no no."}, {"start": 20494.4, "end": 20506.760000000002, "text": " I have that yo, do I see it through or do I just get really?"}, {"start": 20506.760000000002, "end": 20507.760000000002, "text": " Yeah man."}, {"start": 20507.760000000002, "end": 20512.760000000002, "text": " Uh, still, uh, CPS is called, it's called fear die, you die or shit, die or shit, yes,"}, {"start": 20512.760000000002, "end": 20513.760000000002, "text": " the thing."}, {"start": 20513.760000000002, "end": 20517.920000000002, "text": " I'm not about to die my shit, I'm like, are you there?"}, {"start": 20517.920000000002, "end": 20518.920000000002, "text": " You die your shit."}, {"start": 20518.920000000002, "end": 20521.920000000002, "text": " I don't die, my shit came into the game, I was born like this, I didn't want that shit"}, {"start": 20521.920000000002, "end": 20522.920000000002, "text": " to be born."}, {"start": 20522.920000000002, "end": 20524.920000000002, "text": " I was winning, I was winning!"}, {"start": 20524.920000000002, "end": 20526.920000000002, "text": " I was winning, I was winning this bro!"}, {"start": 20528.920000000002, "end": 20530.920000000002, "text": " Get the man-pen bro, I'm not about to die my shit"}, {"start": 20530.920000000002, "end": 20532.920000000002, "text": " Bro, no no, I'm not about to die the man-pen works"}, {"start": 20532.920000000002, "end": 20533.920000000002, "text": " That ass"}, {"start": 20533.920000000002, "end": 20535.920000000002, "text": " He's drawn and it goes hairs, he makes hairs bro"}, {"start": 20535.920000000002, "end": 20536.920000000002, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 20536.920000000002, "end": 20537.920000000002, "text": " He's a swearer, god"}, {"start": 20537.920000000002, "end": 20539.920000000002, "text": " How do I get one of those bro?"}, {"start": 20539.920000000002, "end": 20540.920000000002, "text": " How do I get one of those?"}, {"start": 20540.920000000002, "end": 20541.920000000002, "text": " I don't even know who it is bro"}, {"start": 20541.920000000002, "end": 20543.920000000002, "text": " Well those are actually calm bro"}, {"start": 20544.920000000002, "end": 20546.920000000002, "text": " Man-pen is golden?"}, {"start": 20546.920000000002, "end": 20547.920000000002, "text": " It's really calm"}, {"start": 20547.920000000002, "end": 20549.920000000002, "text": " Okay, somebody's gotta have it right?"}, {"start": 20549.920000000002, "end": 20551.920000000002, "text": " Somebody's gotta have it"}, {"start": 20551.920000000002, "end": 20553.920000000002, "text": " I don't know who."}, {"start": 20553.920000000002, "end": 20554.920000000002, "text": " Yugi."}, {"start": 20554.920000000002, "end": 20558.920000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, Yugi does. He's literally in the middle of his fucking four eyebrows."}, {"start": 20559.920000000002, "end": 20563.920000000002, "text": " Maybe I can use it, man. Maybe go and use it."}, {"start": 20568.920000000002, "end": 20569.920000000002, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 20569.920000000002, "end": 20572.920000000002, "text": " Yo, I'm live right now. What's up, bro? Are you busy?"}, {"start": 20572.920000000002, "end": 20574.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no. What's up?"}, {"start": 20574.920000000002, "end": 20576.920000000002, "text": " Are you home right now?"}, {"start": 20576.920000000002, "end": 20578.920000000002, "text": " Nah, why?"}, {"start": 20578.920000000002, "end": 20581.920000000002, "text": " Hey, I was trying to see if I could use your menta in my life."}, {"start": 20581.920000000002, "end": 20582.920000000002, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 20582.920000000002, "end": 20583.920000000002, "text": " I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 20583.920000000002, "end": 20586.920000000002, "text": " It's gonna be hard to fill in that stupid hairpin you've done."}, {"start": 20586.920000000002, "end": 20587.920000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 20587.920000000002, "end": 20588.920000000002, "text": " If you take my arm up in the shoe."}, {"start": 20588.920000000002, "end": 20589.920000000002, "text": " How you doing, man?"}, {"start": 20589.920000000002, "end": 20591.920000000002, "text": " I have the worst haircut in the fucking world."}, {"start": 20591.920000000002, "end": 20595.920000000002, "text": " Man, I will still not be as shocked as you fucking ugly,"}, {"start": 20595.920000000002, "end": 20599.920000000002, "text": " monster, hideous, disgusting creature-looking bitch!"}, {"start": 20601.920000000002, "end": 20604.920000000002, "text": " Why are you really trying to use the menta?"}, {"start": 20608.920000000002, "end": 20612.640000000003, "text": " All right, who else, man?"}, {"start": 20612.640000000003, "end": 20614.760000000002, "text": " Because I need someone that's not by this."}, {"start": 20614.760000000002, "end": 20617.760000000002, "text": " Obviously, Brady Pryol, he might have seen the chat,"}, {"start": 20617.760000000002, "end": 20620.2, "text": " jumped on the chat train, bro, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 20620.2, "end": 20622.56, "text": " Because he was like, he was like, hey, you saved me go T."}, {"start": 20622.56, "end": 20624.600000000002, "text": " And then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, go get it done."}, {"start": 20624.600000000002, "end": 20625.440000000002, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 20625.440000000002, "end": 20627.960000000003, "text": " Oh, man, oh, no."}, {"start": 20627.960000000003, "end": 20628.960000000003, "text": " Siko?"}, {"start": 20628.960000000003, "end": 20630.280000000002, "text": " How about you?"}, {"start": 20630.280000000002, "end": 20633.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm just talking like sexy people in my chat."}, {"start": 20633.52, "end": 20634.36, "text": " F-Valley, bro."}, {"start": 20634.36, "end": 20635.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, no, that's valid, though, yeah."}, {"start": 20635.480000000003, "end": 20636.800000000003, "text": " Because he got one of those, too."}, {"start": 20636.8, "end": 20638.8, "text": " You gotta have a mustache goatee combo."}, {"start": 20640.8, "end": 20642.8, "text": " Keep looking at yourself in the mirror, bro. If I don't go change."}, {"start": 20645.8, "end": 20647.8, "text": " Yo, Cinco, I'm live right now, bro."}, {"start": 20648.8, "end": 20649.8, "text": " Yes, Michael."}, {"start": 20649.8, "end": 20651.8, "text": " I just need your opinion on something, bro."}, {"start": 20652.8, "end": 20653.8, "text": " Yeah, talk to you."}, {"start": 20654.8, "end": 20656.8, "text": " What'd you think, uh, uh, what'd you think?"}, {"start": 20658.8, "end": 20660.8, "text": " No one does."}, {"start": 20662.8, "end": 20664.8, "text": " What'd you think about goatee, bro?"}, {"start": 20666.8, "end": 20668.8, "text": " Are you sure you want us to like this?"}, {"start": 20668.8, "end": 20671.8, "text": " Nah, bro, you gotta keep it and try to see through them."}, {"start": 20671.8, "end": 20673.8, "text": " Oh, you use all of things."}, {"start": 20673.8, "end": 20675.8, "text": " You use all of us together."}, {"start": 20675.8, "end": 20676.8, "text": " Yes, bro, yes."}, {"start": 20676.8, "end": 20677.8, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 20677.8, "end": 20678.8, "text": " I should have like, like, like,"}, {"start": 20678.8, "end": 20680.8, "text": " just pulled some hair out your ass"}, {"start": 20680.8, "end": 20682.8, "text": " and put it in your face."}, {"start": 20682.8, "end": 20686.8, "text": " Like, you know, yes, you're so light,"}, {"start": 20686.8, "end": 20687.8, "text": " but I like with you."}, {"start": 20687.8, "end": 20689.8, "text": " Nah, you just agree to shit out for like three days"}, {"start": 20689.8, "end": 20691.8, "text": " and try to see it through, bro."}, {"start": 20691.8, "end": 20693.8, "text": " No, I don't see anything."}, {"start": 20693.8, "end": 20696.8, "text": " I ain't on my FHG bro, I ain't on that FHG bro."}, {"start": 20696.8, "end": 20698.8, "text": " Like I didn't really, I didn't even notice the difference."}, {"start": 20698.8, "end": 20700.8, "text": " That actually did not keep it."}, {"start": 20700.8, "end": 20704.8, "text": " Yeah bro, keep it broken like you can't put like a baby if you're in me like I was with you."}, {"start": 20704.8, "end": 20706.8, "text": " I'm 22-teen bro."}, {"start": 20706.8, "end": 20710.8, "text": " So you get used to it, you got to grow that shit bro, you from me, you got to be a man."}, {"start": 20710.8, "end": 20713.8, "text": " So see it through, you see it through."}, {"start": 20713.8, "end": 20718.8, "text": " Yeah, you can like tell me that you can kind of keep it, you can be like a huge ball and shit."}, {"start": 20718.8, "end": 20719.8, "text": " You from me like I was with you."}, {"start": 20719.8, "end": 20721.76, "text": " I ain't got a lot of my shit, my shit darted, bro,"}, {"start": 20721.76, "end": 20722.8, "text": " my shit longed downstairs."}, {"start": 20722.8, "end": 20725.04, "text": " I wish I could do it like a hair transplant,"}, {"start": 20725.04, "end": 20726.6, "text": " transfer some of the PewDiePie hairs"}, {"start": 20726.6, "end": 20727.6, "text": " and put it on my face."}, {"start": 20727.6, "end": 20728.68, "text": " No weird shit."}, {"start": 20729.88, "end": 20730.719999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20730.719999999998, "end": 20732.8, "text": " I feel like I didn't say anything that crazy."}, {"start": 20734.8, "end": 20737.399999999998, "text": " I feel like I didn't say anything that crazy or that, okay."}, {"start": 20739.239999999998, "end": 20740.36, "text": " You turned nice again."}, {"start": 20744.12, "end": 20745.76, "text": " Bro, it's like, bro, I feel like I could do something"}, {"start": 20745.76, "end": 20746.6, "text": " to my hair."}, {"start": 20746.6, "end": 20747.719999999998, "text": " Make it barely."}, {"start": 20747.719999999998, "end": 20749.079999999998, "text": " You know, bro, after the first cut,"}, {"start": 20749.08, "end": 20751.480000000003, "text": " You better wait a minute, we need to beat my ass."}, {"start": 20751.480000000003, "end": 20753.480000000003, "text": " You haven't washed your hair since the pet?"}, {"start": 20753.480000000003, "end": 20755.480000000003, "text": " Nah, I haven't washed it."}, {"start": 20755.480000000003, "end": 20757.480000000003, "text": " Oh, this is dope suit you better wear."}, {"start": 20767.980000000003, "end": 20769.480000000003, "text": " My god."}, {"start": 20769.480000000003, "end": 20769.980000000003, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 20769.980000000003, "end": 20770.480000000003, "text": " My god."}, {"start": 20770.480000000003, "end": 20771.480000000003, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 20771.480000000003, "end": 20773.480000000003, "text": " My god!"}, {"start": 20773.480000000003, "end": 20775.480000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20775.480000000003, "end": 20777.480000000003, "text": " That's the fuck off your head."}, {"start": 20777.48, "end": 20781.48, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on, girl cream, bruh."}, {"start": 20781.48, "end": 20784.48, "text": " Oh, you're pulling out all the coke stuff, bruh."}, {"start": 20784.48, "end": 20788.48, "text": " Mix, mix. How'd he put his arms in there, bruh, to see?"}, {"start": 20788.48, "end": 20790.48, "text": " Maybe he'll make something shake."}, {"start": 20790.48, "end": 20794.48, "text": " Maybe, maybe, maybe, bruh, maybe, like, maybe."}, {"start": 20794.48, "end": 20798.48, "text": " The fuck, bruh, I don't like fucking too slimy."}, {"start": 20802.48, "end": 20805.48, "text": " Let's just jump back to default, say it again, bruh."}, {"start": 20805.48, "end": 20807.48, "text": " They didn't do anything?"}, {"start": 20807.48, "end": 20808.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20811.48, "end": 20813.48, "text": " Head guard cut."}, {"start": 20816.48, "end": 20818.48, "text": " You're not clean."}, {"start": 20818.48, "end": 20820.48, "text": " W. John?"}, {"start": 20820.48, "end": 20822.48, "text": " Oh god, I don't know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 20822.48, "end": 20824.48, "text": " No, no, you can say W. John."}, {"start": 20824.48, "end": 20826.48, "text": " Y'all are just saying that."}, {"start": 20829.48, "end": 20831.48, "text": " Good, bro."}, {"start": 20831.48, "end": 20833.48, "text": " Bro, I think it's time to restart."}, {"start": 20833.48, "end": 20834.48, "text": " Why did I?"}, {"start": 20834.48, "end": 20836.48, "text": " Somebody restart. Somebody's broke."}, {"start": 20836.48, "end": 20838.48, "text": " Help, help, help."}, {"start": 20838.48, "end": 20840.48, "text": " Come on, here's your bag."}, {"start": 20840.48, "end": 20842.48, "text": " No fuck, no, bro."}, {"start": 20842.48, "end": 20845.48, "text": " Jason, you just told me to keep it and you all type in SHave."}, {"start": 20849.48, "end": 20853.48, "text": " Jason, you just told me to keep it and you all type in SHave."}, {"start": 20856.48, "end": 20858.48, "text": " Yeah, cause he hates you."}, {"start": 20858.48, "end": 20866.899999999998, "text": " Okay bet I bet name a girl bro name a girl my contact that wouldn't like wouldn't"}, {"start": 20866.899999999998, "end": 20873.36, "text": " troll me so we'll you so we troll me like I need someone that has a serious"}, {"start": 20873.36, "end": 20875.64, "text": " opinion"}, {"start": 20875.64, "end": 20879.64, "text": " Yana, calling you on the ground."}, {"start": 20879.64, "end": 20881.64, "text": " Bro, oh gosh, you're about to throw me out."}, {"start": 20881.64, "end": 20883.64, "text": " You're about to throw me out shit, bro."}, {"start": 20883.64, "end": 20910.64, "text": " It's not, yeah, it's not, don't pick up the phone day, I fucking guessed it, like, what?"}, {"start": 20910.64, "end": 20913.64, "text": " Hey, don't pick up the phone, dude."}, {"start": 20913.64, "end": 20914.64, "text": " Hold on, J.C. Go just texting me."}, {"start": 20914.64, "end": 20918.64, "text": " All jokes aside, I fuck with it, but it has to grow a little thicker, give it two weeks,"}, {"start": 20918.64, "end": 20922.64, "text": " then line it up again, or decide to cut it so you at least see what it can look like."}, {"start": 20922.64, "end": 20924.64, "text": " J.C. Go, that's why I fuck with you, bro."}, {"start": 20924.64, "end": 20926.64, "text": " Where you think I am?"}, {"start": 20926.64, "end": 20928.64, "text": " Okay, y'all are gonna pick up."}, {"start": 20928.64, "end": 20930.64, "text": " Alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 20930.64, "end": 20932.64, "text": " Alright, help me, help me, help me, help me, bro."}, {"start": 20932.64, "end": 20934.64, "text": " Oh, look at this dick writing that chat."}, {"start": 20934.64, "end": 20936.64, "text": " Read the tweet."}, {"start": 20936.64, "end": 20938.64, "text": " Fuck y'all, bro."}, {"start": 20938.64, "end": 20940.64, "text": " Y'all, they're sheep!"}, {"start": 20945.64, "end": 20946.64, "text": " Maya?"}, {"start": 20946.64, "end": 20948.64, "text": " That's girls."}, {"start": 20968.64, "end": 20977.64, "text": " What's that day, bro?"}, {"start": 20977.64, "end": 20983.64, "text": " It's not a day, bro!"}, {"start": 20983.64, "end": 20988.64, "text": " Sorry, I'm not gonna listen."}, {"start": 20988.64, "end": 20989.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 20989.64, "end": 20990.64, "text": " I'm live right now."}, {"start": 20990.64, "end": 20992.64, "text": " I just wanted to get your opinion on something."}, {"start": 20992.64, "end": 20993.64, "text": " You're live?"}, {"start": 20993.64, "end": 20994.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20994.64, "end": 20995.64, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 20995.64, "end": 20997.64, "text": " I just need your opinion on something real quick."}, {"start": 20997.64, "end": 20999.64, "text": " I think you know something real quick."}, {"start": 20999.64, "end": 21001.64, "text": " What is this? What is it?"}, {"start": 21001.64, "end": 21003.64, "text": " Do you even know how to text? What is it?"}, {"start": 21003.64, "end": 21005.64, "text": " Wait, can you see me or no?"}, {"start": 21005.64, "end": 21009.64, "text": " I see, I see it. I don't see you, but I see the ceiling."}, {"start": 21012.64, "end": 21013.64, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 21016.64, "end": 21017.64, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 21017.64, "end": 21018.64, "text": " That's?"}, {"start": 21018.64, "end": 21019.64, "text": " Is it real?"}, {"start": 21019.64, "end": 21021.64, "text": " Yes, it's real."}, {"start": 21021.64, "end": 21022.64, "text": " Do I go facial hair?"}, {"start": 21022.64, "end": 21024.64, "text": " Yes, I could go facial hair."}, {"start": 21024.64, "end": 21026.64, "text": " This has been like three days of progress."}, {"start": 21026.64, "end": 21028.64, "text": " if I should save it or keep it?"}, {"start": 21028.64, "end": 21031.12, "text": " I don't know, I can't, what's everyone else saying?"}, {"start": 21031.12, "end": 21033.44, "text": " I don't know, maybe it's not like, yeah,"}, {"start": 21033.44, "end": 21035.32, "text": " it looks alright, it looks okay."}, {"start": 21035.32, "end": 21036.42, "text": " Is this review?"}, {"start": 21036.42, "end": 21037.72, "text": " Yeah, it's reviews right now."}, {"start": 21037.72, "end": 21040.6, "text": " Hmm, I like it, I think it like,"}, {"start": 21040.6, "end": 21043.72, "text": " it gives you some like, age."}, {"start": 21043.72, "end": 21046.239999999998, "text": " You don't look like 17 anymore."}, {"start": 21046.239999999998, "end": 21047.92, "text": " Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, I'm like,"}, {"start": 21047.92, "end": 21049.48, "text": " I wanna ask man, I gotta act like a,"}, {"start": 21049.48, "end": 21050.72, "text": " Yeah, you look family!"}, {"start": 21050.72, "end": 21051.84, "text": " Okay, yeah, okay, so stop."}, {"start": 21051.84, "end": 21053.079999999998, "text": " I don't like it!"}, {"start": 21053.079999999998, "end": 21054.76, "text": " So keep, so keep."}, {"start": 21054.760000000002, "end": 21057.760000000002, "text": " I can keep, especially with that fresh haircut."}, {"start": 21057.760000000002, "end": 21059.760000000002, "text": " That's a good buy."}, {"start": 21059.760000000002, "end": 21060.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21060.760000000002, "end": 21061.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21061.760000000002, "end": 21062.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21062.760000000002, "end": 21063.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21063.760000000002, "end": 21064.760000000002, "text": " You're not expecting it."}, {"start": 21064.760000000002, "end": 21065.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21065.760000000002, "end": 21066.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21066.760000000002, "end": 21067.760000000002, "text": " Shoot."}, {"start": 21067.760000000002, "end": 21068.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21068.760000000002, "end": 21069.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21069.760000000002, "end": 21070.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21070.760000000002, "end": 21071.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21071.760000000002, "end": 21072.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21072.760000000002, "end": 21073.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21073.760000000002, "end": 21074.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21074.760000000002, "end": 21075.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21075.760000000002, "end": 21076.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21076.760000000002, "end": 21077.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21077.760000000002, "end": 21078.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21078.760000000002, "end": 21079.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21079.760000000002, "end": 21080.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21080.760000000002, "end": 21081.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21081.760000000002, "end": 21082.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21082.760000000002, "end": 21083.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21083.760000000002, "end": 21085.760000000002, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 21089.4, "end": 21091.640000000003, "text": " What's up, stop stop no no"}, {"start": 21094.800000000003, "end": 21099.56, "text": " Okay, I bet I bet thank you"}, {"start": 21104.160000000003, "end": 21108.120000000003, "text": " I start straight today and you know"}, {"start": 21108.12, "end": 21119.12, "text": " You know, no one wanted to watch me because I put the top filter on and apparently I got ants on my upper lip and my barber needs to go to hell and die, you know."}, {"start": 21119.12, "end": 21122.12, "text": " Ants are so funny."}, {"start": 21122.12, "end": 21129.12, "text": " I mean, okay, listen, I swear to God, as your friend, they said I would be like, yo, you will fucking be like, drop it."}, {"start": 21129.12, "end": 21131.12, "text": " I don't think it looks bad."}, {"start": 21131.12, "end": 21134.12, "text": " I bet, I bet, I'm gonna see it through that because you told me to."}, {"start": 21134.12, "end": 21136.76, "text": " Don't blame me, don't blame me fingers!"}, {"start": 21136.76, "end": 21138.52, "text": " I don't know, you said it was gum though!"}, {"start": 21138.52, "end": 21142.36, "text": " And guess what, I'm about to get my Dermal Roller, I'm about to start my own goatee and must-ass combo journey."}, {"start": 21142.36, "end": 21145.079999999998, "text": " Okay, yeah, yeah, Dermal Roll. No more hands."}, {"start": 21145.079999999998, "end": 21146.28, "text": " No more hands, no more hands."}, {"start": 21146.28, "end": 21149.0, "text": " No more hands, I think you have done it. I'm gonna get a gum for you."}, {"start": 21149.0, "end": 21151.399999999998, "text": " Alright, alright, alright, see you soon."}, {"start": 21152.039999999997, "end": 21152.84, "text": " Virus."}, {"start": 21154.76, "end": 21157.079999999998, "text": " Especially with that fresh cut."}, {"start": 21157.96, "end": 21158.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21158.68, "end": 21161.16, "text": " What? What? What? Bro?"}, {"start": 21161.16, "end": 21162.36, "text": " That's about the one I'm talking about."}, {"start": 21162.36, "end": 21165.96, "text": " What? What? What are you gonna say now?"}, {"start": 21165.96, "end": 21167.96, "text": " What are you gonna say now?"}, {"start": 21168.96, "end": 21170.96, "text": " What are you gonna say now?"}, {"start": 21172.96, "end": 21174.96, "text": " It's an un-reliable narrator, though."}, {"start": 21174.96, "end": 21176.96, "text": " Un-reliable narrator."}, {"start": 21176.96, "end": 21178.96, "text": " How? She's unbiased."}, {"start": 21178.96, "end": 21180.96, "text": " You said that fresh cut?"}, {"start": 21180.96, "end": 21182.96, "text": " Why don't you think about it? He didn't get one?"}, {"start": 21182.96, "end": 21184.96, "text": " Because she said that she did."}, {"start": 21184.96, "end": 21186.96, "text": " Bro, my shit. My shit. Not that bad."}, {"start": 21186.96, "end": 21188.96, "text": " Everything I love is not that bad."}, {"start": 21188.96, "end": 21190.96, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 21190.96, "end": 21199.96, "text": " Yeah, I'm live right now. I just wanted to get your opinion on something."}, {"start": 21199.96, "end": 21201.96, "text": " Okay, yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 21201.96, "end": 21203.96, "text": " Alright, ready? Three, two, one."}, {"start": 21203.96, "end": 21206.96, "text": " Oh, wait, you look fresh!"}, {"start": 21206.96, "end": 21209.96, "text": " You fuck with the mustache and go take cover or not?"}, {"start": 21209.96, "end": 21211.96, "text": " Yeah, no, it looks fresh!"}, {"start": 21211.96, "end": 21214.96, "text": " Okay, now, are you being real with me?"}, {"start": 21214.96, "end": 21216.96, "text": " No, no, no, it looks funky fresh."}, {"start": 21216.96, "end": 21222.239999999998, "text": " Like I got a racing right here you think I should get rid of it or keep it"}, {"start": 21227.76, "end": 21230.2, "text": " Like no troll like you're not trolling me like you think it was"}, {"start": 21235.92, "end": 21239.76, "text": " Not just you know, they got their own opinions doesn't matter"}, {"start": 21239.760000000002, "end": 21240.760000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 21240.760000000002, "end": 21241.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21241.760000000002, "end": 21242.760000000002, "text": " They always say..."}, {"start": 21242.760000000002, "end": 21245.760000000002, "text": " It looks funky fresh, I love it."}, {"start": 21245.760000000002, "end": 21247.760000000002, "text": " What does that mean funky fresh?"}, {"start": 21247.760000000002, "end": 21249.760000000002, "text": " Does it look good or bad?"}, {"start": 21249.760000000002, "end": 21251.760000000002, "text": " Do I need to shave this shit?"}, {"start": 21251.760000000002, "end": 21252.760000000002, "text": " Okay, calm down."}, {"start": 21252.760000000002, "end": 21253.760000000002, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 21253.760000000002, "end": 21254.760000000002, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 21256.760000000002, "end": 21258.760000000002, "text": " It looks nice."}, {"start": 21259.760000000002, "end": 21260.760000000002, "text": " Alright, thanks."}, {"start": 21260.760000000002, "end": 21261.760000000002, "text": " Thank you, Yana."}, {"start": 21261.760000000002, "end": 21262.760000000002, "text": " Bye, see ya."}, {"start": 21262.760000000002, "end": 21263.760000000002, "text": " Bye, peace."}, {"start": 21264.760000000002, "end": 21267.760000000002, "text": " She definitely hung up the long laughing, bro."}, {"start": 21267.760000000002, "end": 21270.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna say you blackmailed these people, bro."}, {"start": 21270.760000000002, "end": 21272.760000000002, "text": " Like, where did you stay coming from?"}, {"start": 21272.760000000002, "end": 21275.760000000002, "text": " Bro, god, you have no real friends."}, {"start": 21275.760000000002, "end": 21277.760000000002, "text": " I don't have you alive."}, {"start": 21277.760000000002, "end": 21279.760000000002, "text": " They're trying to make you chop, bro."}, {"start": 21279.760000000002, "end": 21281.760000000002, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 21281.760000000002, "end": 21282.760000000002, "text": " Oh, that's why they keep saying that."}, {"start": 21282.760000000002, "end": 21284.760000000002, "text": " They're trying to keep you chop, bro."}, {"start": 21284.760000000002, "end": 21286.760000000002, "text": " Who's trying to keep me chop, bro?"}, {"start": 21286.760000000002, "end": 21287.760000000002, "text": " Oh, they're telling you it looks good."}, {"start": 21287.760000000002, "end": 21288.760000000002, "text": " They're trying to keep you chop."}, {"start": 21288.760000000002, "end": 21289.760000000002, "text": " Why would they want me to be chop?"}, {"start": 21289.760000000002, "end": 21290.760000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 21290.760000000002, "end": 21291.760000000002, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 21291.760000000002, "end": 21292.760000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 21292.760000000002, "end": 21293.760000000002, "text": " Especially like girls."}, {"start": 21293.760000000002, "end": 21294.760000000002, "text": " Like, why would they?"}, {"start": 21294.760000000002, "end": 21295.760000000002, "text": " Hello, man."}, {"start": 21295.760000000002, "end": 21296.760000000002, "text": " Jason."}, {"start": 21296.760000000002, "end": 21298.760000000002, "text": " I'm live right now so I had a quick question."}, {"start": 21298.760000000002, "end": 21301.760000000002, "text": " I don't be honest you did not want to call me."}, {"start": 21301.760000000002, "end": 21302.760000000002, "text": " Wait why?"}, {"start": 21302.760000000002, "end": 21307.760000000002, "text": " I don't think you should ask me questions."}, {"start": 21307.760000000002, "end": 21309.760000000002, "text": " It's never gonna hurt your feelings."}, {"start": 21309.760000000002, "end": 21311.760000000002, "text": " Yes or no? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 21311.760000000002, "end": 21313.760000000002, "text": " Hey hey hey hey!"}, {"start": 21313.760000000002, "end": 21314.760000000002, "text": " Before you answer!"}, {"start": 21314.760000000002, "end": 21316.760000000002, "text": " Be honest alright."}, {"start": 21316.760000000002, "end": 21318.760000000002, "text": " Don't try to form the chat."}, {"start": 21318.760000000002, "end": 21320.760000000002, "text": " Be like friend to friend."}, {"start": 21320.760000000002, "end": 21321.760000000002, "text": " Look at me."}, {"start": 21321.760000000002, "end": 21323.760000000002, "text": " Look at my goatee."}, {"start": 21323.760000000002, "end": 21325.760000000002, "text": " Shave or keep?"}, {"start": 21325.760000000002, "end": 21332.760000000002, "text": " Shaven, you can't look like a go-man. It's so crazy, Rob. Your barber wants you dead."}, {"start": 21332.760000000002, "end": 21338.760000000002, "text": " I wasn't you in my question. I didn't mean to ask about my haircut."}, {"start": 21341.760000000002, "end": 21343.760000000002, "text": " Your barber should pay you."}, {"start": 21343.760000000002, "end": 21344.760000000002, "text": " Right, right."}, {"start": 21344.760000000002, "end": 21349.760000000002, "text": " Reparations. Your barber should pay you reparations. You look bad."}, {"start": 21349.760000000002, "end": 21354.760000000002, "text": " Okay, yeah. That wasn't the question. I would talk about my goatee."}, {"start": 21354.760000000002, "end": 21356.760000000002, "text": " Top."}, {"start": 21356.760000000002, "end": 21358.760000000002, "text": " Shave it."}, {"start": 21358.760000000002, "end": 21360.760000000002, "text": " That ass?"}, {"start": 21360.760000000002, "end": 21362.760000000002, "text": " Like, don't even see it through."}, {"start": 21362.760000000002, "end": 21364.760000000002, "text": " Like, just get rid of it."}, {"start": 21364.760000000002, "end": 21366.760000000002, "text": " Want to see it through me?"}, {"start": 21366.760000000002, "end": 21368.760000000002, "text": " Like, just wait and give it a couple more weeks, maybe."}, {"start": 21368.760000000002, "end": 21370.760000000002, "text": " Couple more weeks?"}, {"start": 21370.760000000002, "end": 21372.760000000002, "text": " Like,"}, {"start": 21372.760000000002, "end": 21374.760000000002, "text": " People say I look like Len from The Walking Dead."}, {"start": 21374.760000000002, "end": 21376.760000000002, "text": " People say I look like Len from The Walking Dead."}, {"start": 21376.760000000002, "end": 21378.760000000002, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 21378.760000000002, "end": 21380.760000000002, "text": " Look up! The Goat Man."}, {"start": 21380.760000000002, "end": 21382.760000000002, "text": " Why is the Goat Man around the Bronx?"}, {"start": 21382.760000000002, "end": 21384.760000000002, "text": " It's not like you're hot."}, {"start": 21384.760000000002, "end": 21386.760000000002, "text": " It's not like you're hot."}, {"start": 21386.760000000002, "end": 21388.760000000002, "text": " It's because the goat man."}, {"start": 21390.760000000002, "end": 21392.760000000002, "text": " You look like him."}, {"start": 21392.760000000002, "end": 21394.760000000002, "text": " Is this urban legend?"}, {"start": 21394.760000000002, "end": 21396.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's what you look like."}, {"start": 21396.760000000002, "end": 21398.760000000002, "text": " My fucking goatee clears this guy's beard!"}, {"start": 21402.760000000002, "end": 21404.760000000002, "text": " That's kind of scary."}, {"start": 21404.760000000002, "end": 21406.760000000002, "text": " Alright, well, thank you for your opinion."}, {"start": 21406.760000000002, "end": 21408.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, no problem."}, {"start": 21408.760000000002, "end": 21410.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21412.56, "end": 21414.56, "text": " Loot forget to send her the script"}, {"start": 21415.120000000003, "end": 21420.22, "text": " Oh, no, you know script dude. She's hot. She called talking on my haircut. I know my hair cuz bad"}, {"start": 21420.22, "end": 21423.280000000002, "text": " I was trying to talk about it go to you"}, {"start": 21426.52, "end": 21429.300000000003, "text": " What's nice that's tough oh"}, {"start": 21430.840000000004, "end": 21432.840000000004, "text": " That's gonna be a rough call"}, {"start": 21432.84, "end": 21435.84, "text": " I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro."}, {"start": 21435.84, "end": 21436.84, "text": " I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro."}, {"start": 21436.84, "end": 21437.84, "text": " I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro."}, {"start": 21437.84, "end": 21439.84, "text": " I think he just finished his marathon."}, {"start": 21439.84, "end": 21440.84, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 21440.84, "end": 21442.84, "text": " I thought he was gonna take all of you."}, {"start": 21442.84, "end": 21443.84, "text": " Hey there A-Hub!"}, {"start": 21443.84, "end": 21444.84, "text": " Yo Doug!"}, {"start": 21444.84, "end": 21445.84, "text": " You live right now?"}, {"start": 21445.84, "end": 21446.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21446.84, "end": 21447.84, "text": " I'm sorry to bother."}, {"start": 21447.84, "end": 21453.34, "text": " I know you were busy running the marathon and shit, but wait, first of all, are you even"}, {"start": 21453.34, "end": 21455.84, "text": " gonna be able to like make it to the road trip?"}, {"start": 21455.84, "end": 21458.84, "text": " I see like, you're not gonna be shooting until the marathon?"}, {"start": 21458.84, "end": 21468.84, "text": " I mean, I just, I feel like that's not true. You know, a marathon is a lot of miles, right?"}, {"start": 21468.84, "end": 21470.84, "text": " And you're walking at this, like..."}, {"start": 21470.84, "end": 21472.84, "text": " No, I'm at eight miles, right?"}, {"start": 21472.84, "end": 21475.84, "text": " What the fuck? God, hey, good shooting."}, {"start": 21475.84, "end": 21476.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21476.84, "end": 21478.84, "text": " Jackson, let's follow you up."}, {"start": 21478.84, "end": 21480.84, "text": " Let's, uh, I just had a question real quick."}, {"start": 21480.84, "end": 21481.84, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 21481.84, "end": 21485.84, "text": " Uh, what do you think about my, my goatee cum, which I shave it or keep it?"}, {"start": 21485.84, "end": 21487.84, "text": " I just keep that shit from it."}, {"start": 21487.84, "end": 21488.64, "text": " That happens?"}, {"start": 21489.44, "end": 21492.64, "text": " Yeah, you look like you've worked 300,000 plus a month."}, {"start": 21493.44, "end": 21496.24, "text": " That happens. I have to keep it. Like, no bullshit."}, {"start": 21497.64, "end": 21499.24, "text": " Yeah, let me hook so much out."}, {"start": 21499.84, "end": 21500.64, "text": " What are you trying to say?"}, {"start": 21501.64, "end": 21502.64, "text": " Oh, let me show you."}, {"start": 21505.04, "end": 21505.84, "text": " Wait, baby."}, {"start": 21509.04, "end": 21510.44, "text": " Yeah, that's so hard, bro."}, {"start": 21510.64, "end": 21511.24, "text": " Bro?"}, {"start": 21512.04, "end": 21515.44, "text": " Like, before it was like questionable, questionable mind, that's it."}, {"start": 21515.44, "end": 21520.44, "text": " It ain't nothing, but not even like a real thing, not like you say you like people."}, {"start": 21520.44, "end": 21524.44, "text": " Now I look like a grown-ass man, right?"}, {"start": 21524.44, "end": 21525.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21525.44, "end": 21527.44, "text": " So I should keep it?"}, {"start": 21527.44, "end": 21528.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21528.44, "end": 21529.44, "text": " So?"}, {"start": 21529.44, "end": 21531.44, "text": " Alright, good. Hey, thank you, Doug."}, {"start": 21531.44, "end": 21535.44, "text": " Honestly, I was expecting a different reaction, but thank you."}, {"start": 21535.44, "end": 21539.44, "text": " I'm not here to keep you energized for time, but this is a great opportunity."}, {"start": 21539.44, "end": 21543.44, "text": " I hope you get the value of this space, and the current taste of care ahead."}, {"start": 21543.44, "end": 21545.44, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 21545.44, "end": 21549.44, "text": " Nothing. Hey, what time is it? What time are we doing this street?"}, {"start": 21549.44, "end": 21551.44, "text": " I'm gonna text you all. I'll probably like two."}, {"start": 21552.44, "end": 21554.44, "text": " Alright, so we're gonna leave soon."}, {"start": 21555.44, "end": 21556.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21557.44, "end": 21558.44, "text": " But I'm gonna text you."}, {"start": 21559.44, "end": 21562.44, "text": " Alright, brother, cus I'm not playing it so it ain't all."}, {"start": 21562.44, "end": 21564.44, "text": " See, I was supposed to..."}, {"start": 21564.44, "end": 21567.44, "text": " See, I'm gonna text you because I'm supposed to have a vacance in the morning."}, {"start": 21567.44, "end": 21568.44, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21568.44, "end": 21578.44, "text": " I'll just text you, bro. Thank you for your opinion."}, {"start": 21578.44, "end": 21581.44, "text": " I broke your text and dialed so hard, bro, please."}, {"start": 21581.44, "end": 21583.44, "text": " I got you, bro."}, {"start": 21583.44, "end": 21589.44, "text": " Adapt. Jesus Christ, what did your barber do to you?"}, {"start": 21589.44, "end": 21593.44, "text": " Jesus Christ, what did you do to your barber?"}, {"start": 21593.44, "end": 21595.44, "text": " What do you mean? What did I do to my barber?"}, {"start": 21595.44, "end": 21597.44, "text": " What are you talking about, you idiot?"}, {"start": 21597.44, "end": 21601.44, "text": " You didn't even make any sense, but what the fuck is that, a pad?"}, {"start": 21601.44, "end": 21603.44, "text": " Just trying to get your older pet in the pen."}, {"start": 21610.44, "end": 21612.44, "text": " I feel like it's not that bad."}, {"start": 21612.44, "end": 21614.44, "text": " It's not that bad, bro."}, {"start": 21617.44, "end": 21619.44, "text": " Well, Doug said it looks good, it looks good, bro."}, {"start": 21619.44, "end": 21621.44, "text": " I want to beat you up, kid. Come on."}, {"start": 21621.44, "end": 21624.44, "text": " You're a tough kid. You're a good egg."}, {"start": 21625.44, "end": 21627.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21638.64, "end": 21642.68, "text": " You must have done something for your cut to turn out like this"}, {"start": 21643.859999999997, "end": 21646.6, "text": " Yo, I doubt bro. I doubt"}, {"start": 21648.239999999998, "end": 21654.52, "text": " Fuck you. How about go live, bro? And how about how about you drop that video fucking three years too late?"}, {"start": 21655.44, "end": 21656.44, "text": " Um,"}, {"start": 21659.739999999998, "end": 21660.94, "text": " Stash is doable."}, {"start": 21662.239999999998, "end": 21663.64, "text": " Call her her sisters."}, {"start": 21663.739999999998, "end": 21664.94, "text": " Just try to put them in a new jack."}, {"start": 21664.94, "end": 21665.739999999998, "text": " Might as well."}, {"start": 21667.94, "end": 21669.239999999998, "text": " Group jack all around."}, {"start": 21674.34, "end": 21675.94, "text": " Probably fucking three picking."}, {"start": 21676.239999999998, "end": 21677.239999999998, "text": " Three people."}, {"start": 21677.239999999998, "end": 21678.739999999998, "text": " Let's see if any of them are a hold of a."}, {"start": 21678.739999999998, "end": 21679.739999999998, "text": " Let me see if any of them are a hold of a."}, {"start": 21679.739999999998, "end": 21681.739999999998, "text": " Let me see if any of them are a hold of a."}, {"start": 21685.44, "end": 21690.44, "text": " So it's just for a week."}, {"start": 21690.44, "end": 21692.44, "text": " With all of you that I find out, sir."}, {"start": 21698.44, "end": 21700.44, "text": " So hope it brings you."}, {"start": 21715.44, "end": 21734.559999999998, "text": " I'm seeing this shit through I'm seeing this shit through"}, {"start": 21734.56, "end": 21737.56, "text": " Bro, thanks."}, {"start": 21743.56, "end": 21744.56, "text": " Courage."}, {"start": 21745.56, "end": 21747.56, "text": " Belito type of facial hair."}, {"start": 21747.56, "end": 21748.56, "text": " What does that even mean, bro?"}, {"start": 21748.56, "end": 21750.56, "text": " What does that even mean, bro?"}, {"start": 21753.56, "end": 21754.56, "text": " Bro, I'm not a liar."}, {"start": 21754.56, "end": 21757.56, "text": " You just transferred from one mirror to another one, bro."}, {"start": 21757.56, "end": 21759.56, "text": " I can tell this is beating you up, bro."}, {"start": 21759.56, "end": 21761.56, "text": " I don't like seeing you like this, bro."}, {"start": 21761.56, "end": 21762.56, "text": " Look, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 21762.56, "end": 21765.56, "text": " Walk in circles thinking about how ugly you are, bro."}, {"start": 21765.56, "end": 21768.56, "text": " Maybe you think about that all day, but you don't even get anything done."}, {"start": 21768.56, "end": 21771.56, "text": " Hurry! Come on, man, chill out, bro. I wake up ugly every day."}, {"start": 21774.56, "end": 21776.56, "text": " You need a marvelous coke hat, maybe?"}, {"start": 21776.56, "end": 21778.56, "text": " Oh, man, you need a copanera."}, {"start": 21780.56, "end": 21781.56, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21782.56, "end": 21783.56, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21783.56, "end": 21803.56, "text": " Well, you got a condom in your head, like a summer cap, like a balloon water in it,"}, {"start": 21803.56, "end": 21813.56, "text": " I'm like a condom for the water, I'm like a condom for the dead, and that's the dead."}, {"start": 21813.56, "end": 21819.56, "text": " I'm like a xenomorph, like, dead."}, {"start": 21819.56, "end": 21824.56, "text": " But to go to these punches, bro, I'm out of a lot."}, {"start": 21824.56, "end": 21828.56, "text": " I'm alive, bro. I feel like I don't leave that bed right now."}, {"start": 21828.56, "end": 21830.56, "text": " You live above average."}, {"start": 21835.56, "end": 21837.56, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21841.56, "end": 21843.56, "text": " Bro, all and everything I love, I don't live that bad right now."}, {"start": 21843.56, "end": 21844.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21844.56, "end": 21845.56, "text": " I don't live that bad right now."}, {"start": 21845.56, "end": 21847.56, "text": " Maybe I'd do this skullcap pack combo?"}, {"start": 21847.56, "end": 21850.56, "text": " Oh, wow. You were actually like, that was another thing."}, {"start": 21851.56, "end": 21853.56, "text": " Might as well put a backpack on too, lad."}, {"start": 21855.56, "end": 21857.56, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21858.56, "end": 21862.56, "text": " Come on bro, talk to me bro!"}, {"start": 21862.56, "end": 21864.56, "text": " Talk to me bro!"}, {"start": 21864.56, "end": 21866.56, "text": " Talk to me!"}, {"start": 21866.56, "end": 21868.56, "text": " Talk to me bro!"}, {"start": 21868.56, "end": 21870.56, "text": " Talk to me bro!"}, {"start": 21870.56, "end": 21872.56, "text": " Wait some shade my savior of life bro."}, {"start": 21872.56, "end": 21874.56, "text": " You probably just got in my whole life bro."}, {"start": 21874.56, "end": 21876.56, "text": " Like what bro?"}, {"start": 21876.56, "end": 21878.56, "text": " Bro, come on, talk to me."}, {"start": 21878.56, "end": 21880.56, "text": " Talk to me."}, {"start": 21880.56, "end": 21882.56, "text": " Bro, talk to you."}, {"start": 21882.56, "end": 21884.56, "text": " I barely even want to look at you."}, {"start": 21884.56, "end": 21886.56, "text": " Say I'm just talking to you bro."}, {"start": 21886.56, "end": 21888.56, "text": " Bro, I barely want to look at you"}, {"start": 21890.56, "end": 21892.56, "text": " You see the homage"}, {"start": 21897.06, "end": 21900.440000000002, "text": " Let it's a rough on this problem not trying to use the homage"}, {"start": 21906.2, "end": 21908.2, "text": " Maybe five way max have"}, {"start": 21908.2, "end": 21910.2, "text": " Oh, that shit might be able to save you"}, {"start": 21910.2, "end": 21911.2, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 21912.2, "end": 21913.2, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 21913.2, "end": 21914.2, "text": " I said, yeah."}, {"start": 21914.2, "end": 21915.2, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 21915.2, "end": 21916.2, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 21916.2, "end": 21917.2, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 21917.2, "end": 21918.2, "text": " Tough?"}, {"start": 21918.2, "end": 21919.2, "text": " Actually tough."}, {"start": 21919.2, "end": 21920.2, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to you."}, {"start": 21920.2, "end": 21921.2, "text": " Bubba."}, {"start": 21926.2, "end": 21928.2, "text": " Maybe do it sideways for some little swag points or something."}, {"start": 21928.2, "end": 21929.2, "text": " I can point it to you."}, {"start": 21929.2, "end": 21930.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21931.2, "end": 21932.2, "text": " Cause I'm a small head, bro."}, {"start": 21933.2, "end": 21934.2, "text": " Let this go."}, {"start": 21935.2, "end": 21936.2, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 21936.2, "end": 21937.2, "text": " It's a little happy day."}, {"start": 21937.2, "end": 21939.2, "text": " That's huge, bro."}, {"start": 21940.2, "end": 21942.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21946.84, "end": 21948.84, "text": " Must have first day of school"}, {"start": 21950.280000000002, "end": 21952.280000000002, "text": " On God"}, {"start": 21955.12, "end": 21957.96, "text": " Go shiesty brother, I'm not putting on a shiesty"}, {"start": 21957.96, "end": 21959.96, "text": " That covers everything"}, {"start": 21962.2, "end": 21964.2, "text": " Mexican I look Mexican. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 21965.56, "end": 21967.56, "text": " Me"}, {"start": 21970.2, "end": 21975.2, "text": " I don't look Mexican. Do I look Mexican?"}, {"start": 21975.2, "end": 21978.2, "text": " Yeah, I like it. You literally, bro."}, {"start": 21991.2, "end": 21995.2, "text": " Fuck me, bro. Not genuinely, bro. Fuck me, bro."}, {"start": 21995.2, "end": 21997.2, "text": " Oh, you're good, bro."}, {"start": 21997.2, "end": 21999.2, "text": " No, no. This is fucked up, man."}, {"start": 21999.2, "end": 22001.9, "text": " Good, now don't cover your face, bro."}, {"start": 22001.9, "end": 22004.2, "text": " This is fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 22004.2, "end": 22006.0, "text": " Well, be proud of yourself."}, {"start": 22006.0, "end": 22010.5, "text": " I just figured out why is there on the fucking Skullcat?"}, {"start": 22010.5, "end": 22011.4, "text": " It takes its ranges, bro."}, {"start": 22011.4, "end": 22013.2, "text": " I gotta grab that shit."}, {"start": 22013.2, "end": 22015.0, "text": " Bye, bro."}, {"start": 22015.0, "end": 22017.5, "text": " Bro, you know what the definition of insanity is?"}, {"start": 22017.5, "end": 22018.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22018.0, "end": 22019.600000000002, "text": " You want the same thing over and over again"}, {"start": 22019.600000000002, "end": 22023.7, "text": " expecting a different result."}, {"start": 22023.7, "end": 22025.5, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 22025.5, "end": 22028.600000000002, "text": " You're moving insane right now, bro."}, {"start": 22028.600000000002, "end": 22030.600000000002, "text": " I feel like I look good right now."}, {"start": 22031.600000000002, "end": 22033.600000000002, "text": " I feel like I look good right now."}, {"start": 22034.600000000002, "end": 22036.600000000002, "text": " I feel like I look good right now. What do you think?"}, {"start": 22037.600000000002, "end": 22039.600000000002, "text": " I think I'm a little over-accessory at this."}, {"start": 22040.600000000002, "end": 22042.600000000002, "text": " What? I don't think so, bro."}, {"start": 22043.600000000002, "end": 22045.600000000002, "text": " School cap, hack combo?"}, {"start": 22046.600000000002, "end": 22048.600000000002, "text": " I've never done this shit in my life, bro."}, {"start": 22049.600000000002, "end": 22050.600000000002, "text": " I feel like this is good combos."}, {"start": 22051.600000000002, "end": 22052.600000000002, "text": " Just like 88 Ryzen."}, {"start": 22053.600000000002, "end": 22055.600000000002, "text": " I dressed like 88 Ryzen."}, {"start": 22058.600000000002, "end": 22060.600000000002, "text": " He's a rapper, he's a rich singer."}, {"start": 22062.600000000002, "end": 22064.600000000002, "text": " He didn't have a goatee, bruh."}, {"start": 22064.600000000002, "end": 22067.600000000002, "text": " But at the time, bruh, that's how he used to dress."}, {"start": 22067.600000000002, "end": 22069.600000000002, "text": " Master She-Foo?"}, {"start": 22069.600000000002, "end": 22072.600000000002, "text": " Bro, fuck this shit, bruh. I'm about to steal food."}, {"start": 22072.600000000002, "end": 22074.600000000002, "text": " I'm about to steal Lacey's food, bruh."}, {"start": 22076.600000000002, "end": 22078.600000000002, "text": " I'm so hungry."}, {"start": 22080.600000000002, "end": 22082.600000000002, "text": " Yugi Cosplay."}, {"start": 22082.600000000002, "end": 22085.600000000002, "text": " I'm not walking, I really want to suck that outfit too."}, {"start": 22085.600000000002, "end": 22095.600000000002, "text": " No he hasn't. This is not a Yugi cosplay, man. God!"}, {"start": 22100.600000000002, "end": 22104.600000000002, "text": " Oh, how many mirrors are we gonna rotate to?"}, {"start": 22104.600000000002, "end": 22108.600000000002, "text": " I just gotta rotate to make sure my hat at least good, huh?"}, {"start": 22110.600000000002, "end": 22112.600000000002, "text": " So full."}, {"start": 22115.600000000002, "end": 22122.600000000002, "text": " I'll just leave Jason to go ahead."}, {"start": 22125.600000000002, "end": 22126.600000000002, "text": " Sylki!"}, {"start": 22129.600000000002, "end": 22132.600000000002, "text": " Sylki? Oh, shoot. Oh, hi."}, {"start": 22132.600000000002, "end": 22154.600000000002, "text": " I'm taking his food, yeah. I don't hear anything. I'm taking his shit."}, {"start": 22154.600000000002, "end": 22160.600000000002, "text": " I'm taking him. I'm taking the pasta."}, {"start": 22160.600000000002, "end": 22162.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22164.600000000002, "end": 22166.600000000002, "text": " Least your day"}, {"start": 22186.760000000002, "end": 22189.4, "text": " He took my airpods didn't give that shit back bro"}, {"start": 22190.600000000002, "end": 22192.600000000002, "text": " Oh, that's Jerry."}, {"start": 22192.600000000002, "end": 22194.600000000002, "text": " Jerry!"}, {"start": 22198.600000000002, "end": 22200.600000000002, "text": " No, I'm about to eat this shit, bro."}, {"start": 22200.600000000002, "end": 22202.600000000002, "text": " Eat this shit, baby."}, {"start": 22207.600000000002, "end": 22209.600000000002, "text": " Where did she go?"}, {"start": 22209.600000000002, "end": 22211.600000000002, "text": " Ooh, did we pay her for it?"}, {"start": 22213.600000000002, "end": 22215.600000000002, "text": " This is what we pay her for, bro."}, {"start": 22220.600000000002, "end": 22221.600000000002, "text": " Fuck you, bruh."}, {"start": 22237.300000000003, "end": 22238.300000000003, "text": " I'm not..."}, {"start": 22238.300000000003, "end": 22240.800000000003, "text": " I'm not, bruh. I'm begging if you was opinions, bruh."}, {"start": 22240.800000000003, "end": 22241.300000000003, "text": " Fuck y'all."}, {"start": 22241.300000000003, "end": 22243.300000000003, "text": " That's what I'm saying. I killed the world, but you didn't even..."}, {"start": 22243.300000000003, "end": 22245.300000000003, "text": " I don't need anyone's opinion except myself."}, {"start": 22245.300000000003, "end": 22246.300000000003, "text": " Mmm, go, go."}, {"start": 22246.300000000003, "end": 22248.300000000003, "text": " Who is that, y'all? Who is that?"}, {"start": 22248.3, "end": 22261.5, "text": " Yo, stop singing coke, bro."}, {"start": 22261.5, "end": 22268.5, "text": " Duh, bruh."}, {"start": 22268.5, "end": 22269.5, "text": " Silky!"}, {"start": 22269.5, "end": 22271.5, "text": " God, bruh."}, {"start": 22271.5, "end": 22278.219999999998, "text": " Like, bruh, like, genuinely, like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 22278.22, "end": 22280.74, "text": " I got out of the barbershop yesterday"}, {"start": 22281.82, "end": 22286.58, "text": " It's right after you left bro. I went to the barbershop. I know bro. I hopped out"}, {"start": 22286.58, "end": 22289.98, "text": " I actually hopped in so the old picture of me. I was like, yo, can I get this?"}, {"start": 22290.5, "end": 22295.86, "text": " All right, I'm looking down at my cape so much fucking hair. Okay, I'm lying, bro"}, {"start": 22296.420000000002, "end": 22299.06, "text": " Not that bad not bad not bad. All right"}, {"start": 22299.86, "end": 22301.34, "text": " finished product"}, {"start": 22301.34, "end": 22305.02, "text": " Bro, you know, he didn't do a fade at first. He did the pointy shit"}, {"start": 22305.02, "end": 22308.420000000002, "text": " Because I went to Korea and so long they love doing that pointy shit"}, {"start": 22308.420000000002, "end": 22311.420000000002, "text": " I was like, you know what bro? Just give me a little fade cuz I never get taper fades"}, {"start": 22311.420000000002, "end": 22315.78, "text": " So I was like just give me a little fade. All right. I go get the little favor"}, {"start": 22315.78, "end": 22320.5, "text": " She's not even faded properly and then I sit and look at myself in the mirror. I'm like"}, {"start": 22320.98, "end": 22323.74, "text": " Yeah, it should look good bro. This is the best haircut I ever had"}, {"start": 22324.54, "end": 22326.98, "text": " Got the chair went to the fucking cashier register"}, {"start": 22327.82, "end": 22329.82, "text": " $85 plus to 20%"}, {"start": 22330.74, "end": 22332.74, "text": " I'm a walking ticket"}, {"start": 22332.74, "end": 22336.74, "text": " or you should have been the original haircut"}, {"start": 22340.74, "end": 22343.74, "text": " now you're gonna have to order food for me tonight, you eat that?"}, {"start": 22343.74, "end": 22345.74, "text": " bro, eat that, bruh"}, {"start": 22345.74, "end": 22348.74, "text": " come on, this is the least you could do"}, {"start": 22348.74, "end": 22351.74, "text": " this is the least you could do, bruh, cause you stole my earpods"}, {"start": 22351.74, "end": 22373.02, "text": " You don't even want to eat this, and you don't even like that good, bro?"}, {"start": 22373.02, "end": 22374.420000000002, "text": " Your AirPods on a table."}, {"start": 22374.420000000002, "end": 22375.420000000002, "text": " What table?"}, {"start": 22375.420000000002, "end": 22377.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, in the middle."}, {"start": 22377.420000000002, "end": 22379.420000000002, "text": " So why didn't you text me?"}, {"start": 22379.420000000002, "end": 22388.420000000002, "text": " I already cooked it up, adapt bro, adapt, adapt, come on bro."}, {"start": 22388.420000000002, "end": 22393.420000000002, "text": " You not even eating all three meals today bro, just let me eat this shit bro."}, {"start": 22393.420000000002, "end": 22396.420000000002, "text": " Just let me eat it!"}, {"start": 22396.420000000002, "end": 22406.420000000002, "text": " Come on bro, I'm having a bad day today bro, this is the least you can do."}, {"start": 22406.420000000002, "end": 22424.600000000002, "text": " bro bro stop saying go adept yo go slam him in the chat bro like damn don't"}, {"start": 22424.600000000002, "end": 22429.4, "text": " That's it, bro. This would literally be the worst day of your fucking life. Why bro?"}, {"start": 22430.24, "end": 22432.600000000002, "text": " Well, if he comes in here to slams you, what are you gonna do?"}, {"start": 22436.640000000003, "end": 22438.640000000003, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 22439.120000000003, "end": 22441.120000000003, "text": " Pay it like this if you can't"}, {"start": 22441.640000000003, "end": 22446.120000000003, "text": " Like if I resist, I'm not gonna sleep. I'm not gonna sleep"}, {"start": 22447.08, "end": 22452.180000000004, "text": " But I did bro. I got bro. I got your next new interest. I got you bro. I got you. I got you"}, {"start": 22454.600000000002, "end": 22456.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22457.960000000003, "end": 22459.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, I got you, bro"}, {"start": 22462.440000000002, "end": 22464.440000000002, "text": " Just trash"}, {"start": 22477.680000000004, "end": 22479.680000000004, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22480.44, "end": 22482.44, "text": " Who is that that's late late?"}, {"start": 22484.2, "end": 22486.2, "text": " Dad from my heart son"}, {"start": 22490.6, "end": 22495.78, "text": " Whoa, dad no $80 everyone bro"}, {"start": 22504.08, "end": 22507.08, "text": " So last night you FaceTime me and you're like, yo you got a haircut, right?"}, {"start": 22507.08, "end": 22510.08, "text": " You didn't want to say it to my face, bro?"}, {"start": 22510.08, "end": 22511.08, "text": " You were leaving."}, {"start": 22511.08, "end": 22513.08, "text": " No, no, I'm saying that you..."}, {"start": 22513.08, "end": 22514.08, "text": " Why'd you say that?"}, {"start": 22514.08, "end": 22518.08, "text": " Because I saw you on silky stream and I was like, damn, Jason looks fly as fuck right now."}, {"start": 22518.08, "end": 22520.08, "text": " I'm gonna face him because you're getting in his car because I can't say it in person."}, {"start": 22520.08, "end": 22521.08, "text": " Oh, he did us?"}, {"start": 22521.08, "end": 22522.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22522.08, "end": 22523.08, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 22523.08, "end": 22524.08, "text": " First man."}, {"start": 22524.08, "end": 22526.08, "text": " I thought you just don't want to say it."}, {"start": 22526.08, "end": 22528.08, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 22528.08, "end": 22530.08, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 22530.08, "end": 22532.08, "text": " Well, how was your day of work today?"}, {"start": 22532.08, "end": 22534.08, "text": " Stressful, hard."}, {"start": 22534.08, "end": 22535.08, "text": " Typical."}, {"start": 22535.08, "end": 22546.52, "text": " Well, honestly, um, having the worst one of the worst days I've had in a really long time,"}, {"start": 22546.52, "end": 22547.52, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 22547.52, "end": 22548.52, "text": " What happened, bro?"}, {"start": 22548.52, "end": 22551.04, "text": " It's kind of like you're having fun with those guys though on that game."}, {"start": 22551.04, "end": 22556.4, "text": " Yeah, I was having fun, bro, but, you know, look to my right, look at my chat, bro."}, {"start": 22556.4, "end": 22557.800000000003, "text": " Damn, what was your chat saying?"}, {"start": 22557.800000000003, "end": 22559.600000000002, "text": " They were probably like, wow, this is a WS stream."}, {"start": 22559.600000000002, "end": 22560.600000000002, "text": " This game's looking fun."}, {"start": 22560.600000000002, "end": 22562.600000000002, "text": " No, actually, half of my chat wasn't even talking about the game."}, {"start": 22562.600000000002, "end": 22564.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22566.920000000002, "end": 22570.2, "text": " Have my fucking chat wasn't even talking about the fucking game"}, {"start": 22576.2, "end": 22578.2, "text": " What"}, {"start": 22579.56, "end": 22582.72, "text": " They're talking about my haircut and they're talking about my goatee"}, {"start": 22584.000000000004, "end": 22586.000000000004, "text": " They're basically just bullying me bro"}, {"start": 22592.600000000002, "end": 22596.280000000002, "text": " I think he's being sarcastic, bro. No guy. He pissed of me off"}, {"start": 22597.04, "end": 22603.22, "text": " Who did I know bro? Just shave your face, bro? The hair is really fine, bro. Just shave your face. That's really it"}, {"start": 22603.940000000002, "end": 22610.600000000002, "text": " Bro, you can't tell me you look at yourself with a baby face and don't say you know, I was low-key graduating mom warts, bro"}, {"start": 22610.600000000002, "end": 22612.600000000002, "text": " You know it, bro"}, {"start": 22614.2, "end": 22616.2, "text": " Come on, bro"}, {"start": 22616.840000000004, "end": 22618.840000000004, "text": " But it's a kind of hard though I"}, {"start": 22618.84, "end": 22624.6, "text": " I got to see it through ladies come on. Yeah, but I also just like when people don't have like"}, {"start": 22624.6, "end": 22631.8, "text": " facial hair bro I think it looks better. Really? Yeah, I mean depending on who it is bro. You're like an old"}, {"start": 22631.8, "end": 22638.04, "text": " head and like. No it's not. Yo chat when Jasonka was like oh I'm not gonna lie it's not that bad"}, {"start": 22638.04, "end": 22643.0, "text": " you should keep it out and see it through the whole chat was like mmm retweet mmm all of a sudden"}, {"start": 22643.0, "end": 22650.96, "text": " And ladies talking about bear shave it bear shave it. Oh same fucking result. Mmm save it reach we do y'all"}, {"start": 22651.24, "end": 22655.68, "text": " Form your own fucking opinion. Huh? How about that, bro? How about that?"}, {"start": 22663.64, "end": 22667.72, "text": " I'm gonna keep it for like three more weeks. That's a long fucking time"}, {"start": 22667.72, "end": 22669.72, "text": " It's gonna be longest shit by then don't you think?"}, {"start": 22670.4, "end": 22672.4, "text": " All you've been going for"}, {"start": 22673.0, "end": 22682.92, "text": " like three days bro three weeks so it's gonna look like three days come on man"}, {"start": 22682.92, "end": 22687.2, "text": " well no you say you're gonna keep it for three weeks oh yeah I gotta I gotta see"}, {"start": 22687.2, "end": 22691.8, "text": " it through yes it'll look so different in three weeks I'm gonna have a full girl"}, {"start": 22691.8, "end": 22699.94, "text": " go to you don't have to break in go to you I'm gonna look good bro"}, {"start": 22703.0, "end": 22713.4, "text": " Bro, why do you want that?"}, {"start": 22713.4, "end": 22716.5, "text": " It's not like a comp, like it looks like, you know what I'm saying, like him in matches"}, {"start": 22716.5, "end": 22719.92, "text": " but like bro, you don't need that."}, {"start": 22719.92, "end": 22723.16, "text": " I just want to try new things, bro."}, {"start": 22723.16, "end": 22724.16, "text": " And me?"}, {"start": 22724.16, "end": 22726.28, "text": " My only opinion?"}, {"start": 22726.28, "end": 22728.28, "text": " I genuinely think it looks good."}, {"start": 22728.28, "end": 22731.28, "text": " I mean it looks good. Are you telling your shit right now?"}, {"start": 22731.28, "end": 22736.28, "text": " Right now, right now, it's not, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 22736.28, "end": 22739.28, "text": " Not feeling it, bro, wouldn't fuck you."}, {"start": 22739.28, "end": 22741.28, "text": " I don't like bro."}, {"start": 22741.28, "end": 22744.28, "text": " So you're telling me, you're a girl."}, {"start": 22744.28, "end": 22748.28, "text": " You're a girl. I walk into the spot."}, {"start": 22748.28, "end": 22751.28, "text": " You see me with my skull cap, high at combo with a goatee."}, {"start": 22751.28, "end": 22752.28, "text": " You're not going."}, {"start": 22752.28, "end": 22756.28, "text": " Bro, you can't rock skull cap or a hat bro."}, {"start": 22756.28, "end": 22758.28, "text": " I clearly try to hide something."}, {"start": 22758.28, "end": 22760.28, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, I didn't want to be the guy that said that."}, {"start": 22760.28, "end": 22761.28, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 22761.28, "end": 22762.28, "text": " Yeah bro."}, {"start": 22762.28, "end": 22764.28, "text": " You're about to suck it, he be doing it all the time."}, {"start": 22764.28, "end": 22766.28, "text": " That's a good point."}, {"start": 22772.28, "end": 22774.28, "text": " I mean that's a good point but..."}, {"start": 22774.28, "end": 22778.28, "text": " I'm a girl and I would dead ass walk the other way."}, {"start": 22778.28, "end": 22780.28, "text": " Yeah I feel like, I mean I don't know."}, {"start": 22780.28, "end": 22781.28, "text": " I guess that's a girl."}, {"start": 22781.28, "end": 22785.28, "text": " You don't want to make it seem like you're trying to hide nothing."}, {"start": 22785.28, "end": 22789.28, "text": " Just give yourself in the purest form."}, {"start": 22789.28, "end": 22793.28, "text": " Alright, what about now?"}, {"start": 22793.28, "end": 22797.28, "text": " Alright, what about now?"}, {"start": 22797.28, "end": 22802.28, "text": " Just take it off, bruh. I want to see. I also know your hair is going to look like fucked up when you take it off."}, {"start": 22802.28, "end": 22805.28, "text": " Yeah, am I here going to look fucked up because I have a school cap on?"}, {"start": 22805.28, "end": 22809.28, "text": " Yeah, I think you guys have that shit on, so I do want to see it. Come on, bruh."}, {"start": 22809.28, "end": 22812.28, "text": " Come on, dude."}, {"start": 22812.28, "end": 22816.28, "text": " I gotta get another haircut bro. My shit's already, I got like a joke haircut."}, {"start": 22816.28, "end": 22817.28, "text": " Don't get a haircut man."}, {"start": 22817.28, "end": 22820.28, "text": " Well no, I got one like a week or two ago."}, {"start": 22820.28, "end": 22821.28, "text": " Don't get a haircut man."}, {"start": 22821.28, "end": 22822.28, "text": " You look good."}, {"start": 22822.28, "end": 22823.28, "text": " No, don't get a haircut."}, {"start": 22823.28, "end": 22824.28, "text": " Don't get a haircut."}, {"start": 22824.28, "end": 22826.28, "text": " If it starts getting on my neck again, I'm gonna cut it again."}, {"start": 22826.28, "end": 22827.28, "text": " No, no, no, don't get a haircut."}, {"start": 22827.28, "end": 22828.28, "text": " Don't get a haircut."}, {"start": 22828.28, "end": 22831.28, "text": " I'm telling you, I'm literally you from the future."}, {"start": 22831.28, "end": 22832.28, "text": " You're not gonna get a haircut."}, {"start": 22832.28, "end": 22834.28, "text": " I got a haircut a week ago and it looked fine."}, {"start": 22834.28, "end": 22837.28, "text": " But you probably didn't really get a haircut for real."}, {"start": 22837.28, "end": 22838.28, "text": " Yeah, he didn't do much bro."}, {"start": 22838.28, "end": 22839.28, "text": " I'll just have him come and do the same thing."}, {"start": 22839.28, "end": 22844.719999999998, "text": " the same thing because it looked good when you did it. Wait, who? The Drake. The Drake."}, {"start": 22844.719999999998, "end": 22850.399999999998, "text": " You ready? I'm gonna hit fuck my shit up. Yeah, but like I don't know like what did he"}, {"start": 22850.399999999998, "end": 22855.6, "text": " fuck up? Like what did you ask for and what was wrong with it? I just said let me get a little bit"}, {"start": 22855.6, "end": 22860.8, "text": " off the top. Dude, I just showed him reference pictures. I just found some someone's hair cut"}, {"start": 22860.8, "end": 22864.32, "text": " and I was like yeah that kind of looks like something like what I want and I just said like"}, {"start": 22864.32, "end": 22868.64, "text": " yo can we just get something like this going but if I said like start with like taking a little bit"}, {"start": 22868.64, "end": 22878.0, "text": " off because we can always just get more off all right you ready"}, {"start": 22878.0, "end": 22884.44, "text": " not that way I'm not gonna let us go cap actually like padded it down"}, {"start": 22884.44, "end": 22887.36, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 22887.36, "end": 22894.04, "text": " ugly man you really just do look like that or landing I don't know one of them"}, {"start": 22894.04, "end": 22897.04, "text": " Yeah, you do like landing right now."}, {"start": 22897.04, "end": 22900.04, "text": " I just, I just like him right now."}, {"start": 22900.04, "end": 22903.04, "text": " Nah, I got like one to one to land it right now."}, {"start": 22903.04, "end": 22905.04, "text": " I actually can't get out of my fucking head, bro."}, {"start": 22905.04, "end": 22908.04, "text": " Nah, say something Landon would say."}, {"start": 22908.04, "end": 22912.04, "text": " I don't know. Where's Marlin?"}, {"start": 22912.04, "end": 22917.04, "text": " Well, like I dead ass can't un-fucking see it since I joined your stream earlier."}, {"start": 22917.04, "end": 22920.04, "text": " Or since we were in the call."}, {"start": 22920.04, "end": 22923.66, "text": " All right, bro, I'm gonna be honest. All right. All right, dude"}, {"start": 22924.8, "end": 22926.8, "text": " Trump on 2k"}, {"start": 22927.48, "end": 22929.48, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 22930.24, "end": 22933.36, "text": " You don't have to okay, no I don't I love you five"}, {"start": 22934.52, "end": 22936.84, "text": " I'm gonna go my one to get"}, {"start": 22939.56, "end": 22943.440000000002, "text": " Don't disrespect landing are you fucking like that? I did"}, {"start": 22944.2, "end": 22947.120000000003, "text": " That is beautiful. I ain't look good, but I"}, {"start": 22947.12, "end": 22950.12, "text": " I look good too, man. Two goats can coexist."}, {"start": 22957.12, "end": 22958.12, "text": " I need a pee, Joe."}, {"start": 22958.12, "end": 22959.12, "text": " Pee-pee."}, {"start": 22960.12, "end": 22961.12, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 22962.12, "end": 22965.12, "text": " I'll be looking myself in the mirror for probably like 30 seconds before I leave that room."}, {"start": 22966.12, "end": 22968.12, "text": " I actually trust that you will."}, {"start": 22971.12, "end": 22972.12, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 22972.12, "end": 22983.879999999997, "text": " I'm going to take Mira. Why is he looking at the chair? I'm going to take Mira. Mira,"}, {"start": 22983.879999999997, "end": 22992.0, "text": " Ozami, Diana. Mira, Diana, Ozami. Mira, Mira, Ozami, Diana. Mira, Ozami, Diana. Yep,"}, {"start": 22992.0, "end": 22999.96, "text": " yep, yep, yep. There you go, yep. Mira, Diana, Ozami, Linda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ari,"}, {"start": 22999.96, "end": 23002.8, "text": " Are you there? Yeah, nice one, bro. Nice one."}, {"start": 23002.8, "end": 23005.879999999997, "text": " Your whole history, yeah, I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 23005.879999999997, "end": 23009.16, "text": " Hey, I stuff up with him. Hey. Oh, interesting."}, {"start": 23009.16, "end": 23010.559999999998, "text": " Can we get rid of the GIF?"}, {"start": 23010.559999999998, "end": 23013.12, "text": " 60, can we get rid of the GIF feature?"}, {"start": 23013.12, "end": 23016.44, "text": " 60, if we can get rid of the GIF feature,"}, {"start": 23016.44, "end": 23017.76, "text": " your haircut's actually looking good, bro."}, {"start": 23017.76, "end": 23019.64, "text": " I shot out my barber, dude. I'm not a lot."}, {"start": 23019.64, "end": 23022.6, "text": " Okay. He was Hispanic, bro. He got me right, bro."}, {"start": 23022.6, "end": 23023.48, "text": " Shout out to him."}, {"start": 23023.48, "end": 23025.2, "text": " Nice t-shirt, thanks, bro."}, {"start": 23025.2, "end": 23029.559999999998, "text": " I wore it. This was my Game Day, date night, worn shirt,"}, {"start": 23029.56, "end": 23032.52, "text": " Who wants it let me know might put this one up in the rafters"}, {"start": 23033.52, "end": 23035.52, "text": " By your beard don't go on the front of your chin"}, {"start": 23035.84, "end": 23038.68, "text": " Do you want me to ask God or my dad or something?"}, {"start": 23039.24, "end": 23041.24, "text": " You always good killer oh"}, {"start": 23043.72, "end": 23049.68, "text": " Little something from the bathroom day shit. Oh, that's actually my bad. It was this picture that alien taking a selfie"}, {"start": 23050.04, "end": 23052.04, "text": " So"}, {"start": 23052.04, "end": 23054.04, "text": " Yeah, thanks man"}, {"start": 23059.04, "end": 23061.04, "text": " Yeah, whoever added gates where I like"}, {"start": 23064.68, "end": 23066.68, "text": " You"}, {"start": 23077.48, "end": 23079.48, "text": " All you need is that bag"}, {"start": 23112.04, "end": 23128.920000000002, "text": " I got you. Wait, I'm already in the car with you. You're good to go. Yeah, you know"}, {"start": 23128.920000000002, "end": 23130.920000000002, "text": " Can you hear me fuck"}, {"start": 23133.2, "end": 23136.440000000002, "text": " Yo, cruddy, yo, fam"}, {"start": 23140.120000000003, "end": 23146.440000000002, "text": " I have my cam on can you see me my cam's on can you see me? Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 23150.760000000002, "end": 23153.160000000003, "text": " How do you know what the fuck"}, {"start": 23183.16, "end": 23185.88, "text": " Bro my fucking assholes burning"}, {"start": 23187.64, "end": 23189.64, "text": " What did you get it?"}, {"start": 23190.48, "end": 23192.48, "text": " Dude wipes"}, {"start": 23198.16, "end": 23202.76, "text": " Do not use scented dude wipes, bro. That is what the fuck"}, {"start": 23205.16, "end": 23209.18, "text": " This guy's locking in on the toilet, bro. You're much I go dig right, bro"}, {"start": 23209.18, "end": 23217.22, "text": " go go go go go yeah go yeah go oh my god bro hey ladies this is what a real"}, {"start": 23217.22, "end": 23221.02, "text": " trim looks like look on this hair look"}, {"start": 23223.98, "end": 23231.54, "text": " it's time to just revert just one straw you just go back one shower bro yeah"}, {"start": 23231.54, "end": 23234.3, "text": " Yeah, she's acting like Barbara and Boxing bro!"}, {"start": 23234.920000000002, "end": 23236.36, "text": " Also, Rikai-shi?"}, {"start": 23237.7, "end": 23238.7, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 23239.260000000002, "end": 23240.46, "text": " Asshole is burning."}, {"start": 23240.46, "end": 23242.620000000003, "text": " What in the fuck did I put on this laser?"}, {"start": 23242.620000000003, "end": 23243.420000000002, "text": " F***ing idiot."}, {"start": 23244.06, "end": 23244.66, "text": " Oh, it burns!"}, {"start": 23244.66, "end": 23246.100000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna burn my asshole, I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 23246.100000000002, "end": 23247.82, "text": " I have to shower or something."}, {"start": 23247.82, "end": 23248.46, "text": " Dude, it burns!"}, {"start": 23248.46, "end": 23249.58, "text": " Ew, dude."}, {"start": 23249.58, "end": 23250.620000000003, "text": " How did you stand up?"}, {"start": 23250.620000000003, "end": 23251.46, "text": " Did you even wipe?"}, {"start": 23251.46, "end": 23253.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23281.46, "end": 23283.46, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 23286.739999999998, "end": 23290.059999999998, "text": " You we actually could have just saw the moon if you had no draws on"}, {"start": 23320.06, "end": 23323.9, "text": " believe you but you don't have to put it on your soul man you got mental wipes in"}, {"start": 23323.9, "end": 23326.300000000003, "text": " your butt"}, {"start": 23329.02, "end": 23336.0, "text": " what are you doing bro fuck bro yo you know what you do if you're bored bro"}, {"start": 23336.0, "end": 23340.88, "text": " shave your ass I'm going to the gym"}, {"start": 23340.88, "end": 23347.74, "text": " bro I like he's locked in around his lot sorry boys I focus mostly I'm not"}, {"start": 23347.74, "end": 23352.620000000003, "text": " Then they say when I'm locked oh when I get this six pack and I'm the best looking here. I mean, bro. It's over"}, {"start": 23368.18, "end": 23371.820000000003, "text": " What's the point of washing your hands in a house of guys and it's you"}, {"start": 23371.82, "end": 23376.62, "text": " This is not my hair literally I haven't washed my hands like or if you actually watch"}, {"start": 23376.62, "end": 23378.82, "text": " your hands every time you see this you just gotta die."}, {"start": 23378.82, "end": 23384.82, "text": " Bro I'm looking at when I drive I'm okay bro I'm afraid I'm gonna get karma."}, {"start": 23384.82, "end": 23386.82, "text": " Bro watch this."}, {"start": 23386.82, "end": 23389.82, "text": " Bro I think you forgot to wash your hands dude."}, {"start": 23389.82, "end": 23391.82, "text": " Bro I don't do that bro."}, {"start": 23391.82, "end": 23392.82, "text": " You took a seat."}, {"start": 23392.82, "end": 23395.82, "text": " We're not stuck in the 90s bro."}, {"start": 23395.82, "end": 23398.82, "text": " Oh Jason I'm confused."}, {"start": 23398.82, "end": 23399.82, "text": " Yeah I took a shit."}, {"start": 23399.82, "end": 23402.62, "text": " Bro, do you wash your hands when you wake up because of how choppy you are?"}, {"start": 23402.62, "end": 23403.12, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 23403.32, "end": 23404.12, "text": " Bro, just fucking..."}, {"start": 23404.12, "end": 23406.02, "text": " That doesn't even make sense, bro!"}, {"start": 23406.02, "end": 23409.22, "text": " I'm still gonna get someone to LOL in your chat, and that doesn't matter!"}, {"start": 23409.22, "end": 23412.52, "text": " Yeah, because my chat literally just eats cock, bro."}, {"start": 23412.52, "end": 23414.32, "text": " Yo, you wanna see some cuteness in this shit?"}, {"start": 23414.32, "end": 23415.32, "text": " Is that actually what they eat?"}, {"start": 23415.62, "end": 23416.12, "text": " Bro, look."}, {"start": 23416.12, "end": 23417.22, "text": " He thinks he's a hunter."}, {"start": 23419.52, "end": 23421.32, "text": " Burger's out of costume today."}, {"start": 23423.62, "end": 23424.92, "text": " That's actually cute, bro."}, {"start": 23426.92, "end": 23429.12, "text": " Hey, look, if you make a patty like a machine..."}, {"start": 23429.82, "end": 23432.82, "text": " Damn, that's just like a little playtub."}, {"start": 23432.82, "end": 23434.82, "text": " You should squeeze his head."}, {"start": 23434.82, "end": 23438.82, "text": " Yeah, you should squeeze his head and fucking snap it in half."}, {"start": 23438.82, "end": 23440.82, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 23440.82, "end": 23443.82, "text": " That fat ass burger, huh? That fat ass."}, {"start": 23443.82, "end": 23446.82, "text": " Hey! He's gonna kill you."}, {"start": 23446.82, "end": 23450.82, "text": " Oh, burger was with Saeed yesterday around his room."}, {"start": 23450.82, "end": 23453.82, "text": " Yeah, burger was chilling in the guesthouse, bro."}, {"start": 23453.82, "end": 23457.82, "text": " But Loki? I look at burger heavy, like on God, like all jokes aside."}, {"start": 23457.82, "end": 23464.26, "text": " looks like I'm like actually they're like no I'm trying to invite open whenever"}, {"start": 23464.26, "end": 23472.579999999998, "text": " because look yeah yeah bro burger barks now these yeah I know burger reminds me"}, {"start": 23472.579999999998, "end": 23477.86, "text": " of like you know Milo and funny enough my dogs from home so I love having"}, {"start": 23477.86, "end": 23485.58, "text": " around yeah you know burger really runs fuck whoa"}, {"start": 23485.58, "end": 23490.46, "text": " who is it my deal for oh no I'm not there was this old dog that used to"}, {"start": 23490.46, "end": 23497.260000000002, "text": " catch a house for back in the day wait was that a Westie yeah let's wrap"}, {"start": 23497.260000000002, "end": 23502.260000000002, "text": " How do I switch to my PS5?"}, {"start": 23502.260000000002, "end": 23505.260000000002, "text": " Uh, Woj, why do I have my ass?"}, {"start": 23505.260000000002, "end": 23509.260000000002, "text": " Woj, Woj, how do I go to my PS5, Woj?"}, {"start": 23513.260000000002, "end": 23515.260000000002, "text": " You just gotta turn it on?"}, {"start": 23515.260000000002, "end": 23516.260000000002, "text": " I can actually, Woj."}, {"start": 23516.260000000002, "end": 23523.260000000002, "text": " And then you gotta switch your monitor source, and you gotta go to Elgato, and then you gotta go on your console source, and then..."}, {"start": 23523.260000000002, "end": 23533.100000000002, "text": " feel like why don't I feel like that's me the fuck just happened bro"}, {"start": 23533.100000000002, "end": 23537.800000000003, "text": " see how guy you slapped me you didn't wash your hands oh my god you just got"}, {"start": 23537.800000000003, "end": 23543.7, "text": " slapped by a poop and oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my"}, {"start": 23543.7, "end": 23550.18, "text": " god say well I use got slapped well I'm like these you see these on your face"}, {"start": 23550.18, "end": 23555.9, "text": " right now I want you know there's poopy time I gotta poop touch well all he if"}, {"start": 23555.9, "end": 23562.420000000002, "text": " you get a pimple it's disgusting you know I got I brought this guy I was"}, {"start": 23562.420000000002, "end": 23567.16, "text": " guys on call proving that he's going to the gym bro like here we go go to the"}, {"start": 23567.16, "end": 23575.44, "text": " gym don't how do I hear a FaceTime bro I'm FaceTime and whoa oh bro bro not"}, {"start": 23575.44, "end": 23577.86, "text": " only that Jason but now you got to get back where you have to do a firework in"}, {"start": 23577.86, "end": 23583.58, "text": " my room Ron you can take my ears I got a lot about to start a fake world why the"}, {"start": 23583.58, "end": 23586.46, "text": " culture just slapped me back"}, {"start": 23593.58, "end": 23601.98, "text": " WTicToc car and he died why'd he freeze anybody connected to his car or"}, {"start": 23601.98, "end": 23608.22, "text": " something let me tell you something wait was when I go on them when I go on this"}, {"start": 23608.22, "end": 23610.62, "text": " screen it doesn't work still"}, {"start": 23610.62, "end": 23624.18, "text": " piece of all whoa just if look you think these leaked what you're lag mode"}, {"start": 23624.18, "end": 23633.3, "text": " bro yes my piece of work oh my god when are you gonna quit that dumbass fucking"}, {"start": 23633.3, "end": 23636.06, "text": " job bro"}, {"start": 23636.06, "end": 23638.06, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 23640.300000000003, "end": 23642.300000000003, "text": " Oh, please"}, {"start": 23650.780000000002, "end": 23653.18, "text": " No, we see the labor"}, {"start": 23655.420000000002, "end": 23662.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, we see it, bro, wait what kind of car you driving bro. Oh, yeah, we see it, bro"}, {"start": 23666.06, "end": 23668.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23669.9, "end": 23671.9, "text": " We see it"}, {"start": 23672.56, "end": 23674.56, "text": " Yo fuck hold on Jason"}, {"start": 23678.620000000003, "end": 23680.620000000003, "text": " Up any guy"}, {"start": 23682.620000000003, "end": 23684.620000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23685.620000000003, "end": 23687.84, "text": " What I remote go full screen"}, {"start": 23688.780000000002, "end": 23692.18, "text": " You try to play like threes or twos we're gonna get a brand up to"}, {"start": 23692.18, "end": 23694.18, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 23695.34, "end": 23699.34, "text": " I'm gonna do I don't bad just call me I'm 100% win-ray in the park"}, {"start": 23700.46, "end": 23702.46, "text": " What was just hiding in my PC?"}, {"start": 23703.16, "end": 23706.18, "text": " What was just hacking in my PC? My god, what was in my PC?"}, {"start": 23708.5, "end": 23712.98, "text": " What why is typing that a dad got arrested"}, {"start": 23717.9, "end": 23719.9, "text": " Hello, but"}, {"start": 23722.18, "end": 23729.18, "text": " You can start ballish."}, {"start": 23729.18, "end": 23742.18, "text": " Hey, we're done with the 90s, bruh."}, {"start": 23742.18, "end": 23746.18, "text": " Yeah, I bet."}, {"start": 23746.18, "end": 23747.18, "text": " Thank you, bruh."}, {"start": 23747.18, "end": 23750.18, "text": " Okay, come on back to my shirt right now."}, {"start": 23750.18, "end": 23752.420000000002, "text": " What do you think about the goatee?"}, {"start": 23752.420000000002, "end": 23753.260000000002, "text": " Mustache."}, {"start": 23761.7, "end": 23762.2, "text": " Looks good."}, {"start": 23769.38, "end": 23770.22, "text": " OK, thank you, man."}, {"start": 23774.98, "end": 23776.98, "text": " Did he just fry your shirt?"}, {"start": 23776.98, "end": 23777.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23777.48, "end": 23779.22, "text": " He just fried my shirt, dude."}, {"start": 23779.22, "end": 23781.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23781.98, "end": 23785.940000000002, "text": " Know for the face game do I need it like what do I need?"}, {"start": 23786.5, "end": 23788.940000000002, "text": " I think you need a app on your phone"}, {"start": 23789.82, "end": 23792.06, "text": " Every year. Let's see it this year"}, {"start": 23793.66, "end": 23795.66, "text": " Let's see if this year is any fucking better"}, {"start": 23795.66, "end": 23810.66, "text": " better not. 2K 27. Look at that. Is it NBA HQ or what is it? NBA 2K. I don't even know bro. 2K HQ, honey."}, {"start": 23810.66, "end": 23820.66, "text": " Adapt 3Gs, I've seen it already. He put it in the group chat bro. I think they got him. I think they got him bro."}, {"start": 23820.66, "end": 23822.66, "text": " GGs"}, {"start": 23822.66, "end": 23824.66, "text": " They got in burgages"}, {"start": 23825.54, "end": 23829.18, "text": " It's way better this year, okay, but I saw Marlin"}, {"start": 23829.74, "end": 23833.7, "text": " Marlin's face skin. It was genuinely like pretty decent pretty good"}, {"start": 23834.3, "end": 23836.3, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 23839.22, "end": 23841.22, "text": " I love to get on"}, {"start": 23843.66, "end": 23845.66, "text": " You're not Marlin"}, {"start": 23850.66, "end": 23852.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23854.26, "end": 23856.26, "text": " Got big brrr"}, {"start": 23859.26, "end": 23862.1, "text": " Do you game audio on this shit I flark and don't"}, {"start": 23867.18, "end": 23872.26, "text": " I sure as hell flark and don't I'm not gonna lie you might have to queue up a little bit before"}, {"start": 23873.02, "end": 23875.02, "text": " No, no rush. I'm ready"}, {"start": 23875.02, "end": 23877.18, "text": " We can help me make a big time brah I"}, {"start": 23878.600000000002, "end": 23880.14, "text": " Looked up a YouTube video for mine"}, {"start": 23880.14, "end": 23883.9, "text": " You're gonna be honest, bro because I made a build and then I look you got bored of it"}, {"start": 23883.9, "end": 23885.9, "text": " So I just made it revert instantly"}, {"start": 23885.94, "end": 23887.94, "text": " Okay, so"}, {"start": 23889.22, "end": 23896.7, "text": " Wait, whoa, it's playing through OBS right now. How do I how do I pop this shit out switch your switch your monitor?"}, {"start": 23897.420000000002, "end": 23899.420000000002, "text": " source"}, {"start": 23899.420000000002, "end": 23902.500000000004, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 23902.500000000004, "end": 23906.500000000004, "text": " Let's press the buttons on your monitor."}, {"start": 23906.500000000004, "end": 23909.620000000003, "text": " It's like the only thing he can't do for you from home."}, {"start": 23909.620000000003, "end": 23911.660000000003, "text": " I don't know how to do this."}, {"start": 23911.660000000003, "end": 23913.660000000003, "text": " Hey, hey, okay."}, {"start": 23913.660000000003, "end": 23918.660000000003, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 23918.660000000003, "end": 23920.660000000003, "text": " I love you, Jason."}, {"start": 23920.660000000003, "end": 23923.660000000003, "text": " I love you, Jason."}, {"start": 23923.66, "end": 23929.66, "text": " Does anybody actually breathe through those?"}, {"start": 23929.66, "end": 23930.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23930.66, "end": 23936.5, "text": " Bro am I about to hear pbm?"}, {"start": 23936.5, "end": 23938.66, "text": " I'm looking apra right now bro."}, {"start": 23938.66, "end": 23940.74, "text": " I got my badges sorted out."}, {"start": 23940.74, "end": 23942.66, "text": " I'm not 04 baby's at."}, {"start": 23942.66, "end": 23944.66, "text": " I want to see your character."}, {"start": 23944.66, "end": 23950.66, "text": " You can't screen share though, so I don't know how to show you."}, {"start": 23950.66, "end": 23952.66, "text": " No, when I get in this lobby with you."}, {"start": 23952.66, "end": 23960.98, "text": " with you. Oh, okay. Do people hot mic on this a lot? Oh, yeah, every single game. Have you"}, {"start": 23960.98, "end": 23966.34, "text": " ever won? All right. Should we not get off until we win a game? I'm down. I've never"}, {"start": 23966.34, "end": 23972.54, "text": " won a part game. I just I literally get on this game and either just drool so fried on"}, {"start": 23972.54, "end": 23976.7, "text": " my career or just go get on the spot with randoms on park and just keep playing. Last"}, {"start": 23976.7, "end": 23983.74, "text": " I was on this game. I had a 10% win rate. Yeah, this is usually the last game I played before the night"}, {"start": 23985.06, "end": 23987.06, "text": " Just gets so fucking"}, {"start": 23987.5, "end": 23993.64, "text": " Rod and then I just put music on no game audio. I swing the rock though. Like I try to win bro"}, {"start": 23993.64, "end": 23995.86, "text": " I'm just killing the randoms. Well, what's your bill?"}, {"start": 23997.260000000002, "end": 23998.9, "text": " six eight"}, {"start": 23998.9, "end": 24000.9, "text": " shooting and"}, {"start": 24001.7, "end": 24006.34, "text": " Okay demon bro, just know it's a six-eight God, so you're telling me I gotta pay I gotta play point"}, {"start": 24008.22, "end": 24010.22, "text": " Well, I can dribble I"}, {"start": 24010.5, "end": 24013.86, "text": " Know I'm not playing a big you make it ever you want though. Yeah, make it ever you want"}, {"start": 24013.86, "end": 24017.82, "text": " I'm not gonna that's why I said we might want to play threes because I don't have a big and I know you know"}, {"start": 24017.82, "end": 24019.82, "text": " We don't need a big"}, {"start": 24022.38, "end": 24024.38, "text": " What do you mean emails don't match"}, {"start": 24027.22, "end": 24029.22, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 24029.22, "end": 24031.22, "text": " Hey, chill out, bruh."}, {"start": 24038.22, "end": 24041.22, "text": " Hold on. I'm really trying to move fast here, chat."}, {"start": 24047.22, "end": 24051.22, "text": " Oh my god, bruh. Holy shit, I fucked up the email shit again."}, {"start": 24052.22, "end": 24053.22, "text": " Chat, just fuck yo silky."}, {"start": 24053.22, "end": 24055.22, "text": " Just slow down, man."}, {"start": 24055.22, "end": 24056.22, "text": " Yo, silky."}, {"start": 24056.22, "end": 24058.22, "text": " Come spill on us, bruh."}, {"start": 24058.22, "end": 24060.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, hop on bro, hop on, we all on."}, {"start": 24060.100000000002, "end": 24062.7, "text": " Get your best teammate bro, come spin."}, {"start": 24062.7, "end": 24065.300000000003, "text": " I ain't gonna lie bro, you do not want this bro."}, {"start": 24065.300000000003, "end": 24067.14, "text": " I don't want this moan, bro."}, {"start": 24067.14, "end": 24069.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, Suki, I'm paying homage to you dawg."}, {"start": 24070.66, "end": 24072.780000000002, "text": " We're on 2k bro, hop on."}, {"start": 24072.780000000002, "end": 24073.620000000003, "text": " Come on Suki."}, {"start": 24075.260000000002, "end": 24077.440000000002, "text": " Get your best demon."}, {"start": 24081.7, "end": 24082.7, "text": " All right, we off."}, {"start": 24088.22, "end": 24090.22, "text": " I need to upgrade my uh..."}, {"start": 24092.22, "end": 24094.22, "text": " Yeah Bruno Mars in 2k?"}, {"start": 24095.66, "end": 24097.66, "text": " Love you bro"}, {"start": 24098.54, "end": 24099.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 24099.34, "end": 24101.9, "text": " You know his ass not getting on after he hit you and hit me with it"}, {"start": 24101.9, "end": 24105.420000000002, "text": " Bro I don't care about these cutscenes man if it ain't Orange use get me out"}, {"start": 24106.38, "end": 24109.100000000002, "text": " Bro Sam, god I gotta play the tutorial"}, {"start": 24111.260000000002, "end": 24113.260000000002, "text": " I'm not playing no fun anymore"}, {"start": 24113.66, "end": 24114.7, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 24114.7, "end": 24116.7, "text": " Am I back on the f- what the fuck?"}, {"start": 24118.22, "end": 24125.22, "text": " that goes are you in a VHS Jordan and that's a converter that's the easy"}, {"start": 24125.22, "end": 24131.22, "text": " all that choice and bro what can I quit"}, {"start": 24131.22, "end": 24138.22, "text": " go to bro bro my god soaky"}, {"start": 24138.22, "end": 24145.02, "text": " how you doing today bro bro how are you bro how are you bro bro what are you"}, {"start": 24145.02, "end": 24149.260000000002, "text": " Ah, what are you doing your traps like you've been working on?"}, {"start": 24150.3, "end": 24156.5, "text": " That's what I'm saying bro. I'm trying to help you out. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24159.66, "end": 24161.66, "text": " Wait, why do you have on a skullie bro?"}, {"start": 24162.66, "end": 24167.14, "text": " Because I'm paying homage to you. Wait with the scully. How do you know how to scully today?"}, {"start": 24169.5, "end": 24172.02, "text": " I'm doing it with a scully. That's fucked up"}, {"start": 24175.02, "end": 24180.74, "text": " I'm in here call there though. So I don't want to chat. I don't want to barrel like yeah, dude. You go to look at that"}, {"start": 24182.3, "end": 24187.94, "text": " No, I don't I don't why is this that's grown more on the outside than the actual inside? I just got a different roller"}, {"start": 24189.54, "end": 24191.54, "text": " What is that? What did you say Lays?"}, {"start": 24195.74, "end": 24200.86, "text": " Yo Lays will see what I'm doing right now. Yeah Lays. I got my whole dogs out right now, bro"}, {"start": 24205.02, "end": 24206.98, "text": " What is that, huh?"}, {"start": 24208.58, "end": 24210.32, "text": " No, don't find me, bro, please, bro."}, {"start": 24210.32, "end": 24212.32, "text": " Wait, are you about to carry this bum ass nigga?"}, {"start": 24212.32, "end": 24214.48, "text": " I'm about to do my face game first."}, {"start": 24216.32, "end": 24218.16, "text": " I already got your face in there."}, {"start": 24218.16, "end": 24219.16, "text": " I'm not even trolling, bro."}, {"start": 24219.16, "end": 24221.62, "text": " Like, I swear I'm not even trolling."}, {"start": 24221.62, "end": 24224.56, "text": " Like, awesome, like you might genuinely think it's races,"}, {"start": 24224.56, "end": 24225.72, "text": " but it's not even races."}, {"start": 24225.72, "end": 24227.36, "text": " Like, you got to see it, bro."}, {"start": 24227.36, "end": 24229.52, "text": " Wait, I have to play through this shit."}, {"start": 24229.52, "end": 24230.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24230.66, "end": 24231.82, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 24231.82, "end": 24232.72, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 24232.72, "end": 24233.920000000002, "text": " Satt knows what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 24233.920000000002, "end": 24236.120000000003, "text": " Satt knows what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 24236.120000000003, "end": 24237.4, "text": " Like they already had your shit in here."}, {"start": 24237.4, "end": 24238.920000000002, "text": " Like Ronnie Pucks was you."}, {"start": 24238.920000000002, "end": 24239.760000000002, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 24239.760000000002, "end": 24241.08, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 24241.08, "end": 24242.440000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, let me see something."}, {"start": 24242.440000000002, "end": 24243.36, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24243.36, "end": 24244.2, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 24244.2, "end": 24245.04, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 24245.04, "end": 24245.88, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 24245.88, "end": 24246.72, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24246.72, "end": 24247.56, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24247.56, "end": 24248.4, "text": " Well, see what I see from D, bro?"}, {"start": 24248.4, "end": 24249.24, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24249.24, "end": 24250.08, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24250.08, "end": 24250.88, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24250.88, "end": 24251.84, "text": " Let me see something."}, {"start": 24251.84, "end": 24254.36, "text": " I've actually never seen anybody miss a shot in this."}, {"start": 24254.36, "end": 24256.04, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 24256.04, "end": 24259.88, "text": " The year of first person I haven't seen this."}, {"start": 24259.88, "end": 24261.88, "text": " like mallet hit his first shot and it's it"}, {"start": 24263.38, "end": 24265.88, "text": " I don't care if it's a torii or I don't go fuck bro"}, {"start": 24265.88, "end": 24267.88, "text": " I'm trying to play 2k"}, {"start": 24267.88, "end": 24269.88, "text": " I don't care about this mic"}, {"start": 24269.88, "end": 24270.88, "text": " You wanna see?"}, {"start": 24270.88, "end": 24271.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 24271.88, "end": 24273.88, "text": " Bro, they're gassy, it's not that bad"}, {"start": 24276.88, "end": 24278.88, "text": " Bro, it's not that bad"}, {"start": 24278.88, "end": 24291.88, "text": " I'm going to see you, bro, that would disappoint me."}, {"start": 24291.88, "end": 24293.88, "text": " Can you move my grease a little bit?"}, {"start": 24293.88, "end": 24294.88, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 24294.88, "end": 24295.88, "text": " Back to the right?"}, {"start": 24295.88, "end": 24296.88, "text": " Like this?"}, {"start": 24296.88, "end": 24297.88, "text": " Like this?"}, {"start": 24297.88, "end": 24298.88, "text": " Other way, other way."}, {"start": 24298.88, "end": 24299.88, "text": " Other way, this way?"}, {"start": 24299.88, "end": 24300.88, "text": " Yeah, that's better."}, {"start": 24300.88, "end": 24301.88, "text": " Like that?"}, {"start": 24301.88, "end": 24302.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24302.88, "end": 24303.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24303.88, "end": 24304.88, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 24304.88, "end": 24306.88, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 24306.88, "end": 24309.84, "text": " This is like, really bad if you keep it on in the chat."}, {"start": 24309.84, "end": 24313.14, "text": " It's like, you know, just holy fucking sound."}, {"start": 24313.14, "end": 24315.14, "text": " I don't know what the fuck that was."}, {"start": 24318.02, "end": 24320.02, "text": " Bro, you gotta fix that, bro."}, {"start": 24320.02, "end": 24321.02, "text": " I can't reach it!"}, {"start": 24326.64, "end": 24327.48, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 24329.56, "end": 24330.4, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 24331.920000000002, "end": 24333.440000000002, "text": " Next time he tries to try anything like that, bro,"}, {"start": 24333.440000000002, "end": 24335.04, "text": " punch him in his shit, bro."}, {"start": 24335.04, "end": 24337.04, "text": " Fucking crazy"}, {"start": 24347.24, "end": 24349.24, "text": " Wait, so how's it work?"}, {"start": 24349.52, "end": 24354.780000000002, "text": " If I turn down my desktop audio then y'all can't hear it lays, but then if I don't"}, {"start": 24360.84, "end": 24362.84, "text": " Like y'all still hear the game mr. No"}, {"start": 24365.04, "end": 24368.66, "text": " Oh, did you just ask me to leave it?"}, {"start": 24368.66, "end": 24369.66, "text": " Leave it?"}, {"start": 24369.66, "end": 24370.66, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 24370.66, "end": 24371.66, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 24371.66, "end": 24372.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24372.66, "end": 24374.760000000002, "text": " We don't leave out of no wins."}, {"start": 24374.760000000002, "end": 24376.760000000002, "text": " It's low."}, {"start": 24376.760000000002, "end": 24378.9, "text": " Double audio as in you hear it lays twice."}, {"start": 24378.9, "end": 24384.4, "text": " No, whoa, so like the audio, there's a piece five audio, but if I turn up my piece five"}, {"start": 24384.4, "end": 24385.4, "text": " audio then it echoes."}, {"start": 24385.4, "end": 24387.4, "text": " Like right now it's echoing it."}, {"start": 24387.4, "end": 24390.8, "text": " Whoa, and like, bro, who's playing in this?"}, {"start": 24390.8, "end": 24393.760000000002, "text": " Sir, if you need to get me quiet."}, {"start": 24393.760000000002, "end": 24396.760000000002, "text": " Okay, it's great you have to face them in real life."}, {"start": 24396.760000000002, "end": 24399.760000000002, "text": " Get used to that big ass green window bro, I'm looking at your stream."}, {"start": 24399.760000000002, "end": 24402.760000000002, "text": " That shit's about to turn into like the smallest shit you've ever seen in real life."}, {"start": 24402.760000000002, "end": 24404.760000000002, "text": " No, it's not. It's not."}, {"start": 24404.760000000002, "end": 24405.760000000002, "text": " It's not worse."}, {"start": 24405.760000000002, "end": 24407.760000000002, "text": " Once we get into park, yes it is."}, {"start": 24407.760000000002, "end": 24409.760000000002, "text": " Oh, there's all this shit."}, {"start": 24409.760000000002, "end": 24411.760000000002, "text": " That's solid, I don't need to."}, {"start": 24413.760000000002, "end": 24416.760000000002, "text": " Marlin and Lacey just lost everything, wait chat, let's keep updating."}, {"start": 24416.760000000002, "end": 24418.760000000002, "text": " Thank god."}, {"start": 24419.760000000002, "end": 24422.760000000002, "text": " Bro, they're never gonna finish that shit in my life."}, {"start": 24422.760000000002, "end": 24424.760000000002, "text": " I don't think so generally"}, {"start": 24425.36, "end": 24429.56, "text": " And my sugar is a 720p buddy. Yeah, it's just 720p"}, {"start": 24430.68, "end": 24432.68, "text": " Get me out this"}, {"start": 24443.640000000003, "end": 24445.640000000003, "text": " Good screen green up, baby"}, {"start": 24445.64, "end": 24452.48, "text": " game time"}, {"start": 24452.48, "end": 24460.92, "text": " the three dots on audio"}, {"start": 24460.92, "end": 24467.72, "text": " what and lacey where were they playing when they got on this shit"}, {"start": 24467.72, "end": 24471.12, "text": " theater there's no three dots woosh"}, {"start": 24471.12, "end": 24473.8, "text": " sorry bro where bro where"}, {"start": 24473.8, "end": 24475.8, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 24476.079999999998, "end": 24478.98, "text": " Believe you guys for audio and go fuck yourself"}, {"start": 24481.48, "end": 24487.1, "text": " Well, it was real advanced sound settings I see properties and that's it"}, {"start": 24487.1, "end": 24491.28, "text": " I don't see oh I see audio output mode"}, {"start": 24494.88, "end": 24497.28, "text": " Well, if he just entered my PC, bro"}, {"start": 24497.28, "end": 24504.879999999997, "text": " just the enemy bro like why is my shit like this a full screen enemy enter"}, {"start": 24504.879999999997, "end": 24507.68, "text": " enter inside of me"}, {"start": 24513.36, "end": 24517.8, "text": " all right we're just currently inside right now while the boat is inside let's"}, {"start": 24517.8, "end": 24519.8, "text": " Let's get five TikTok squids."}, {"start": 24519.8, "end": 24522.8, "text": " Bro, how are these even..."}, {"start": 24522.8, "end": 24523.8, "text": " W."}, {"start": 24523.8, "end": 24526.8, "text": " I'm here to see Lacey, and then Jake is going to try and throw a dynamite."}, {"start": 24529.8, "end": 24531.8, "text": " What are you doing with the chocolates?"}, {"start": 24540.8, "end": 24542.8, "text": " Bro, that just made a TikTok, bro."}, {"start": 24543.8, "end": 24544.8, "text": " W made that."}, {"start": 24544.8, "end": 24546.8, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24546.8, "end": 24551.8, "text": " You guys made a better start, bro."}, {"start": 24551.8, "end": 24553.8, "text": " I should be right through."}, {"start": 24553.8, "end": 24557.8, "text": " Come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 24557.8, "end": 24562.8, "text": " Hey, Lace."}, {"start": 24562.8, "end": 24564.8, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 24564.8, "end": 24567.8, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 24567.8, "end": 24569.8, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 24569.8, "end": 24570.8, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 24570.8, "end": 24571.8, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 24571.8, "end": 24573.8, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 24603.8, "end": 24605.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24609.92, "end": 24611.92, "text": " Can't do anything"}, {"start": 24616.12, "end": 24618.12, "text": " No, I don't know what you're saying"}, {"start": 24620.48, "end": 24628.239999999998, "text": " Okay, how can you guys hear me but he can't it's actually kind of peak okay, just start lying y'all can just start lying I don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 24633.8, "end": 24635.8, "text": " sweet"}, {"start": 24636.2, "end": 24639.38, "text": " Well, what does he say ladies don't say that?"}, {"start": 24640.219999999998, "end": 24645.88, "text": " Bro ladies what the fuck are you doing bro? What was what's happening? I can't hear Nathan"}, {"start": 24649.04, "end": 24651.04, "text": " He said neither"}, {"start": 24651.68, "end": 24653.68, "text": " Say swear"}, {"start": 24654.16, "end": 24658.32, "text": " Dude, there's no way. How can he not hear me bro. He actually got goyslop audio"}, {"start": 24658.96, "end": 24660.96, "text": " well"}, {"start": 24661.0, "end": 24663.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24663.8, "end": 24672.68, "text": " What was this deep into the mainframe right now like he's deep into my PC"}, {"start": 24672.68, "end": 24689.239999999998, "text": " Oh my god he said it on my soul I can hear I can hear I can hear I'm down to play until"}, {"start": 24689.239999999998, "end": 24692.239999999998, "text": " we win a game bro it'll take a while I think but I'm down"}, {"start": 24692.24, "end": 24694.24, "text": " All right, wait, what was my gunner?"}, {"start": 24697.68, "end": 24699.68, "text": " What did he what did you even say?"}, {"start": 24704.0, "end": 24710.2, "text": " Featured in wait, do I just do the city? I didn't think they could hear me and I was shit talking this kid in my fucking park"}, {"start": 24710.2, "end": 24712.2, "text": " I can hear the game. Yes"}, {"start": 24713.480000000003, "end": 24715.480000000003, "text": " Nathan"}, {"start": 24715.600000000002, "end": 24717.600000000002, "text": " What can you do Nathan?"}, {"start": 24722.24, "end": 24726.800000000003, "text": " Don't do right. I mean you could do right, but then you can't play like skin my face"}, {"start": 24728.68, "end": 24730.68, "text": " Okay, scheme off face"}, {"start": 24733.440000000002, "end": 24738.08, "text": " All right, I do this check phrase it's game data. It's hot. I do it be cheesy"}, {"start": 24738.08, "end": 24742.04, "text": " Do you like a gas you could put on you could be a cheeser? Oh my god?"}, {"start": 24743.72, "end": 24745.72, "text": " I bet here we go. Yeah, ready?"}, {"start": 24752.24, "end": 24755.84, "text": " Take do rag off. I'm gonna take it off, but this is not a fucking do it"}, {"start": 24759.800000000003, "end": 24761.800000000003, "text": " Remove the Skelly"}, {"start": 24766.120000000003, "end": 24768.120000000003, "text": " It would be kind of funny if you left it on though"}, {"start": 24774.640000000003, "end": 24776.640000000003, "text": " Sign in with PlayStation"}, {"start": 24776.64, "end": 24791.76, "text": " Yeah, I think it's just Jason the weaned 1632. How do you know?"}, {"start": 24796.32, "end": 24799.36, "text": " Yo, whoa, do you know my social security? Yo, whoa, do you know my seat phrase?"}, {"start": 24803.28, "end": 24804.88, "text": " No, bro, no way."}, {"start": 24806.64, "end": 24815.84, "text": " Wait who's who's texted? Oh nice nice. Why is it cops or no cops?"}, {"start": 24821.36, "end": 24825.44, "text": " Oh man, nice sweet go bro epic"}, {"start": 24828.88, "end": 24830.88, "text": " Remind me later here we go Jack"}, {"start": 24830.88, "end": 24831.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24831.88, "end": 24837.88, "text": " Where are you trying to start this, we're good man, we're good, we're good, we're good,"}, {"start": 24837.88, "end": 24838.88, "text": " we're good."}, {"start": 24838.88, "end": 24839.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24839.88, "end": 24840.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24840.88, "end": 24846.88, "text": " For this shitty ass app, like, age-appropriate experiences, what the fuck, share age, what"}, {"start": 24846.88, "end": 24859.88, "text": " is, what is the money to get, try to use it?"}, {"start": 24859.88, "end": 24865.440000000002, "text": " There's like a scene in my career where your player like has a kid and gets his go pregnant dead ass"}, {"start": 24866.2, "end": 24868.2, "text": " Yeah, are you ready?"}, {"start": 24868.88, "end": 24870.88, "text": " Let's take my headphones off"}, {"start": 24882.08, "end": 24884.08, "text": " I came here"}, {"start": 24884.08, "end": 24889.08, "text": " Well, she's not even detecting me."}, {"start": 24889.08, "end": 24896.08, "text": " The longer head in the center of the screen."}, {"start": 24896.08, "end": 24906.08, "text": " Bro, my god, bro, my god."}, {"start": 24906.08, "end": 24908.08, "text": " I got it bro"}, {"start": 24909.36, "end": 24911.36, "text": " It doesn't think you're human"}, {"start": 24922.4, "end": 24924.4, "text": " Okay, I can do nice"}, {"start": 24936.280000000002, "end": 24938.280000000002, "text": " Well, what is this tag?"}, {"start": 24958.960000000003, "end": 24964.160000000003, "text": " You know phase rug told me that the corner three is the shortest three pointer is that even true?"}, {"start": 24966.08, "end": 24973.08, "text": " Here we go boys."}, {"start": 24973.08, "end": 24991.08, "text": " Here we go, here we go, here we go, let's go bro, I'm actually excited to see how it"}, {"start": 24991.08, "end": 24992.08, "text": " turns out."}, {"start": 24992.08, "end": 24996.72, "text": " bro I'm actually excited to see how it turns out. Last time I did this I was a little chubby"}, {"start": 24996.72, "end": 25000.800000000003, "text": " bro so let's see let's see how this this will work."}, {"start": 25010.0, "end": 25012.4, "text": " Damn how long does it take? We're gonna buy swag before we play though you"}, {"start": 25012.4, "end": 25018.0, "text": " right you know I'm gonna spend 200 bucks. Thank you in a brown shirt yeah I'd rather"}, {"start": 25018.0, "end": 25024.0, "text": " you'd be a 60 overall with swag then fucking stacked it's in bullshit"}, {"start": 25034.0, "end": 25040.12, "text": " did you do a face game nah I look it was just I just tried to even get on the"}, {"start": 25040.12, "end": 25046.6, "text": " I just made my dude like ugly"}, {"start": 25070.12, "end": 25079.46, "text": " that's actually good AI over there that's actually a good use of AI I look good"}, {"start": 25079.46, "end": 25084.12, "text": " though in this you just don't look like Jason the wind though you're like you"}, {"start": 25084.12, "end": 25087.239999999998, "text": " just look like you're losing the plot"}, {"start": 25087.84, "end": 25097.96, "text": " bro my god oh my god we're right there oh my god we're right there chat uploading"}, {"start": 25100.12, "end": 25102.12, "text": " Almost there, boys."}, {"start": 25102.12, "end": 25104.12, "text": " So close."}, {"start": 25104.12, "end": 25107.12, "text": " But who knows, though? Maybe you grow it out and you just become like Pete."}, {"start": 25107.12, "end": 25109.12, "text": " Yeah. I gotta see it, too."}, {"start": 25120.12, "end": 25121.12, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 25121.12, "end": 25124.12, "text": " 13 of 13!"}, {"start": 25124.12, "end": 25130.3, "text": " All right, here we go. FaceCane is officially in the game and now I'm done with this. I'm done with this app, right?"}, {"start": 25130.3, "end": 25132.3, "text": " I can get it out. I can get out of this app."}, {"start": 25132.8, "end": 25134.8, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 25136.42, "end": 25141.399999999998, "text": " Okay, here we go and pick up my controller and"}, {"start": 25143.899999999998, "end": 25145.899999999998, "text": " here."}, {"start": 25146.34, "end": 25148.34, "text": " Why are you already giggling, bro?"}, {"start": 25148.84, "end": 25151.559999999998, "text": " I'm excited to see it. All right, here we go. Three."}, {"start": 25151.56, "end": 25155.56, "text": " Checking heads game. Zero percent."}, {"start": 25161.56, "end": 25164.56, "text": " It's... what for how long though?"}, {"start": 25165.56, "end": 25166.56, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 25167.56, "end": 25175.56, "text": " More waiting? You think after 20 years of this shit, they'd be able to speed up this process, man?"}, {"start": 25175.56, "end": 25184.08, "text": " you know what neon is right you case son yeah I actually always thought that"}, {"start": 25184.08, "end": 25193.32, "text": " same knock-a-law more scrolls"}, {"start": 25195.48, "end": 25201.120000000003, "text": " I sure like I actually always watch that you watch pretty boy Fredo I did say I'm"}, {"start": 25201.12, "end": 25203.12, "text": " I used to watch shit"}, {"start": 25203.12, "end": 25230.399999999998, "text": " I love reals bruh and sending people reals"}, {"start": 25230.4, "end": 25232.4, "text": " Me too"}, {"start": 25245.58, "end": 25247.58, "text": " In the city"}, {"start": 25252.480000000003, "end": 25254.480000000003, "text": " Well, what is this?"}, {"start": 25255.24, "end": 25257.24, "text": " This is just ballish"}, {"start": 25260.4, "end": 25271.36, "text": " I just got the best taste in like"}, {"start": 25271.36, "end": 25285.04, "text": " I'm actually excited for 2k I don't know why"}, {"start": 25285.04, "end": 25289.04, "text": " It's gonna be a five bro. We're just gonna have a blast."}, {"start": 25289.04, "end": 25292.04, "text": " My whole boy right? Yes sir, me and Jason. Yes sir, it's my whole boy."}, {"start": 25292.04, "end": 25296.04, "text": " My whole boy right? Yes sir, game. Yes sir, just some friends."}, {"start": 25296.04, "end": 25301.04, "text": " That was bro. It was my other haircut bro. Honestly, this haircut wasn't even that bad."}, {"start": 25301.04, "end": 25306.04, "text": " This haircut was actually not that bad. This is the worst haircut bro."}, {"start": 25306.04, "end": 25309.04, "text": " This one's dead, that's not that bad bro. That'd be bad."}, {"start": 25309.04, "end": 25310.04, "text": " We would buy it."}, {"start": 25310.04, "end": 25326.04, "text": " well people does be no bad crazy you're kind of crazy oh my fucking"}, {"start": 25326.04, "end": 25336.920000000002, "text": " God Jesus Christ, bro. Oh my god. Fuck your mother. Yeah, like what the fuck is this actually?"}, {"start": 25338.920000000002, "end": 25344.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, we just saw you scan it, bro. That should look like a toy for bro. What is my"}, {"start": 25344.920000000002, "end": 25352.000000000004, "text": " Why does my head look like you some head though, bro like"}, {"start": 25355.600000000002, "end": 25357.600000000002, "text": " All it bloated to"}, {"start": 25360.440000000002, "end": 25364.36, "text": " What is this but it got my goatee though"}, {"start": 25370.56, "end": 25372.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 25374.920000000002, "end": 25380.920000000002, "text": " So I change my hair, do I just like keep it?"}, {"start": 25380.920000000002, "end": 25390.920000000002, "text": " Bro, identical?"}, {"start": 25390.920000000002, "end": 25392.920000000002, "text": " Change?"}, {"start": 25392.920000000002, "end": 25395.920000000002, "text": " What do I even change it to, bro?"}, {"start": 25395.920000000002, "end": 25396.920000000002, "text": " Do I get dreads?"}, {"start": 25396.920000000002, "end": 25399.920000000002, "text": " Do I become a drippy, my player?"}, {"start": 25399.920000000002, "end": 25401.920000000002, "text": " Do I get wigs?"}, {"start": 25401.920000000002, "end": 25403.920000000002, "text": " There is this crazy."}, {"start": 25403.920000000002, "end": 25406.320000000003, "text": " Do whatever you want, bro. They shit crazy, bro. I"}, {"start": 25407.440000000002, "end": 25412.72, "text": " Bet I'm gonna get cornrows. Is that crazy? I don't think so, bro. I"}, {"start": 25416.760000000002, "end": 25418.760000000002, "text": " Mean bro to be honest with you, bro"}, {"start": 25419.4, "end": 25422.36, "text": " This is accurate. It's not that bad"}, {"start": 25423.120000000003, "end": 25426.72, "text": " But my head but I'm like I look chock though, bro"}, {"start": 25430.320000000003, "end": 25432.320000000003, "text": " All right now what how do I hold done?"}, {"start": 25433.920000000002, "end": 25440.920000000002, "text": " All right, can you help me create a build?"}, {"start": 25440.920000000002, "end": 25444.920000000002, "text": " Uh, bro, I looked up YouTube for a build."}, {"start": 25444.920000000002, "end": 25446.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 25446.920000000002, "end": 25448.920000000002, "text": " Straight up, bro."}, {"start": 25448.920000000002, "end": 25449.920000000002, "text": " YouTube."}, {"start": 25449.920000000002, "end": 25450.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25450.920000000002, "end": 25455.920000000002, "text": " I'm at 99."}, {"start": 25455.920000000002, "end": 25461.920000000002, "text": " All right, so let's see."}, {"start": 25461.920000000002, "end": 25464.640000000003, "text": " Drippy my player god build okay"}, {"start": 25468.480000000003, "end": 25474.300000000003, "text": " All right, let me YouTube Demi Demi god Demi god"}, {"start": 25476.24, "end": 25479.36, "text": " Build 2k 17"}, {"start": 25483.56, "end": 25489.480000000003, "text": " Demi god build will ruin every 827 demigod is unstoppable"}, {"start": 25489.48, "end": 25493.56, "text": " So my build is dead ass the first video"}, {"start": 25494.68, "end": 25498.64, "text": " Six seven six seven Demi god is unstoppable"}, {"start": 25499.88, "end": 25502.06, "text": " He's good. He's been good. So he's good"}, {"start": 25503.56, "end": 25506.94, "text": " Why did none of y'all tell me that tall guards were this"}, {"start": 25507.72, "end": 25513.56, "text": " In a 75 vertical so you can get nasty contact done. It's an 86 ball handle"}, {"start": 25514.56, "end": 25518.3, "text": " So we're in the video where I could just like fucking copy"}, {"start": 25519.48, "end": 25522.36, "text": " Oh yeah, here we go."}, {"start": 25522.36, "end": 25528.44, "text": " He literally explained it weird, you have to, like you're not going to be able to copy"}, {"start": 25528.44, "end": 25530.32, "text": " exactly what he has."}, {"start": 25530.32, "end": 25531.32, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 25531.32, "end": 25532.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25532.32, "end": 25533.88, "text": " Are you in the comments?"}, {"start": 25533.88, "end": 25539.96, "text": " Well, no, you just have to like watch it because he explains it, like what he puts on the screen,"}, {"start": 25539.96, "end": 25543.48, "text": " he like says something different."}, {"start": 25543.48, "end": 25557.6, "text": " Okay, okay, so six seven he's a point guard, right"}, {"start": 25557.6, "end": 25563.579999999998, "text": " Change the way for 184 to 192"}, {"start": 25563.579999999998, "end": 25566.079999999998, "text": " 184 to 192 at all"}, {"start": 25566.079999999998, "end": 25572.14, "text": " The only thing it does is give you plus one more to rebounding whenever you have your cap breakers"}, {"start": 25572.14, "end": 25577.059999999998, "text": " Basically, if you're 184, you're only gonna have a 67 off at the beginning of a 73 defense"}, {"start": 25577.059999999998, "end": 25578.059999999998, "text": " rebound with cat breakers."}, {"start": 25578.059999999998, "end": 25582.66, "text": " If you go 192, you get one extra edge beat in the rebounding categories for both categories."}, {"start": 25582.66, "end": 25586.66, "text": " Not a major change, but might be the bill is shut up to debugs in my comments."}, {"start": 25586.66, "end": 25587.66, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 25587.66, "end": 25588.66, "text": " You can still get contact."}, {"start": 25588.66, "end": 25589.66, "text": " Don't..."}, {"start": 25589.66, "end": 25590.66, "text": " 67, 67, 67."}, {"start": 25590.66, "end": 25591.66, "text": " Continue."}, {"start": 25591.66, "end": 25592.66, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 25592.66, "end": 25597.66, "text": " It's while getting a 91, 3-point rating."}, {"start": 25597.66, "end": 25600.18, "text": " And speaking of 3-point rating, we're gonna start with that."}, {"start": 25600.18, "end": 25606.74, "text": " gonna upgrade it to 90 in the builder because 90 in the builder okay 90 in the builder"}, {"start": 25608.74, "end": 25609.14, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 25610.9, "end": 25614.66, "text": " we're gonna do is use our first camp rigger to get it to 91 to unlock deep"}, {"start": 25614.66, "end": 25618.66, "text": " brains takeover now if you get the number one so broken it to grab b7"}, {"start": 25618.66, "end": 25622.9, "text": " they range 87 87 87 you're me 87"}, {"start": 25622.9, "end": 25629.9, "text": " First smooth operator, which we're going to map. 86 ball handle, which of course will"}, {"start": 25629.9, "end": 25640.9, "text": " give us all the best remover. For the speed boost, I remember 86. Boom. Okay."}, {"start": 25640.9, "end": 25645.58, "text": " Six foot seven builds. Except for SGA escape, which a 91 rating is needed, which we can"}, {"start": 25645.58, "end": 25648.780000000002, "text": " get later on with our cap breakers if we need it. But you're going to see how fast we're"}, {"start": 25648.780000000002, "end": 25652.34, "text": " moving on this build. You do not need SGA escape, but regardless, you can get it. And"}, {"start": 25652.34, "end": 25656.26, "text": " For our speed of all we're going to go in 83 so we can get Zach Levin triple style"}, {"start": 25656.26, "end": 25659.26, "text": " I think that everybody thought that Zach Levin triple style was not good"}, {"start": 25659.26, "end": 25662.1, "text": " But guess what, it is the best triple style in the game for tall guards"}, {"start": 25662.1, "end": 25663.1, "text": " Everybody's running in"}, {"start": 25663.1, "end": 25666.38, "text": " There's a reason we are going to go a 70 pass accuracy"}, {"start": 25666.38, "end": 25669.66, "text": " And yes, for 4 us this is more than enough for some of the playing fives"}, {"start": 25669.66, "end": 25674.1, "text": " But this going back to our finishing we are going to get an 87 driving dunks"}, {"start": 25674.1, "end": 25675.86, "text": " So we can get contact dunks"}, {"start": 25675.86, "end": 25677.94, "text": " An 87 driving muck and we'll just do this now"}, {"start": 25677.94, "end": 25681.78, "text": " A 75 vertical of unlocks pro contact dunks off of 2"}, {"start": 25681.78, "end": 25686.52, "text": " This tall that's all you need all I need is one contact done package and you will start spamming contact"}, {"start": 25686.52, "end": 25691.86, "text": " And this guy hurry up please all we wanted for all around iso build was the fact that we could get contact done"}, {"start": 25691.86, "end": 25697.78, "text": " So and we if you get on it's an opportunity in 85 are you can tell this build is absolutely insane"}, {"start": 25697.78, "end": 25699.78, "text": " I'm a small guard for the most part"}, {"start": 25699.78, "end": 25705.82, "text": " So I would rating 77 and 90 have been worth the exact same for me with all of my bill for my small guard"}, {"start": 25705.82, "end": 25707.82, "text": " I feel like I need a 90 because we're small guard"}, {"start": 25707.82, "end": 25713.42, "text": " But from my tall guard 77 a stall perfectly fine love the option to max was one interceptor, but honestly it really isn't worth it"}, {"start": 25713.42, "end": 25719.5, "text": " But shit get we are going to get a 60 because once we upgrade our block all the way this question"}, {"start": 25719.5, "end": 25720.5, "text": " Clicking test yes"}, {"start": 25720.5, "end": 25726.82, "text": " Let's go into times just because that's how the game is but for the most part an 81 agility for silver pick dodger a"}, {"start": 25726.94, "end": 25732.739999999998, "text": " 40 standing down so we can get the standing dunk animations and as much often to rebound as we can get which is like a"}, {"start": 25733.26, "end": 25735.76, "text": " 45 and here is our all-around"}, {"start": 25735.760000000002, "end": 25740.760000000002, "text": " I so build now another crazy thing about eighty-five right here a fob"}, {"start": 25741.68, "end": 25743.68, "text": " Wait, I fucked up someone"}, {"start": 25748.840000000004, "end": 25751.88, "text": " 60 85 77 70"}, {"start": 25754.000000000004, "end": 25756.000000000004, "text": " 8790 65"}, {"start": 25756.0, "end": 25760.0, "text": " Okay, 25."}, {"start": 25760.0, "end": 25767.0, "text": " Alright, 72, 72, 87, 40, 46."}, {"start": 25767.0, "end": 25772.0, "text": " Okay, 70, 86, 83."}, {"start": 25772.0, "end": 25776.0, "text": " I fucked up somewhere. I fucked up."}, {"start": 25776.0, "end": 25778.0, "text": " That's good, bro."}, {"start": 25778.0, "end": 25780.0, "text": " It's because of the 3-point mid-range."}, {"start": 25780.0, "end": 25782.0, "text": " I think you have to put like 91 mid-range"}, {"start": 25782.0, "end": 25785.0, "text": " and then like something, it's like 80-something"}, {"start": 25785.0, "end": 25789.82, "text": " 3-point and then you have to take your agility and your speed down a little bit too"}, {"start": 25791.36, "end": 25793.36, "text": " It's like some shit like that"}, {"start": 25794.68, "end": 25799.84, "text": " The way my way I picked the same way as him the layup is one over"}, {"start": 25801.48, "end": 25803.96, "text": " Oh, I'm watching the same video I watched"}, {"start": 25807.84, "end": 25811.48, "text": " I get you know 99 bang bang"}, {"start": 25811.48, "end": 25813.48, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 25816.48, "end": 25819.88, "text": " Jason the wing is on a basketball court"}, {"start": 25823.6, "end": 25825.6, "text": " We're actually about to handle business"}, {"start": 25825.88, "end": 25827.88, "text": " I bet let's do this shit"}, {"start": 25829.56, "end": 25831.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 25832.6, "end": 25835.96, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. There's no way I look like this"}, {"start": 25841.48, "end": 25843.48, "text": " This is my agent."}, {"start": 25843.48, "end": 25845.8, "text": " I'm going to the city immediately, bro."}, {"start": 25845.8, "end": 25847.079999999998, "text": " Buck my career."}, {"start": 25847.079999999998, "end": 25847.72, "text": " Buck all that."}, {"start": 25847.72, "end": 25848.6, "text": " What is that middle shell?"}, {"start": 25848.6, "end": 25849.88, "text": " Good, dude."}, {"start": 25849.88, "end": 25851.88, "text": " All right, let's go to the fucking city."}, {"start": 25851.88, "end": 25854.48, "text": " I'm going to break you into the city."}, {"start": 25854.48, "end": 25855.48, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 25855.48, "end": 25857.28, "text": " We're going to come up with things."}, {"start": 25857.28, "end": 25858.44, "text": " Sounds good to me."}, {"start": 25858.44, "end": 25860.6, "text": " Make sure you check out those crews, all right?"}, {"start": 25860.6, "end": 25862.6, "text": " Stop saying it, dude, bro."}, {"start": 25862.6, "end": 25865.12, "text": " Oh, god, man."}, {"start": 25865.12, "end": 25867.72, "text": " I need animations."}, {"start": 25867.72, "end": 25869.36, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 25869.36, "end": 25870.88, "text": " All right, all right, here we go."}, {"start": 25870.88, "end": 25875.56, "text": " Let me just all right. I should upgrade as much as I can right"}, {"start": 25878.8, "end": 25880.8, "text": " Probably a 85"}, {"start": 25881.72, "end": 25887.440000000002, "text": " Max out your fucking three max out your mid-range max out your fucking"}, {"start": 25889.4, "end": 25892.24, "text": " Probably all the orange ones give yourself some layup"}, {"start": 25892.24, "end": 25894.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25896.08, "end": 25900.52, "text": " Don't get a little done the driving tongue"}, {"start": 25902.760000000002, "end": 25905.480000000003, "text": " I'm at 85 max the speed"}, {"start": 25907.68, "end": 25910.440000000002, "text": " Okay, you need speed agility"}, {"start": 25913.16, "end": 25918.280000000002, "text": " So is this good enough for 85 or some verb maybe get some verb maybe"}, {"start": 25922.24, "end": 25926.640000000003, "text": " Maybe driving lay you can you could take a lot off your pass accuracy"}, {"start": 25928.16, "end": 25934.920000000002, "text": " Because we're just you're not playing a rack you can literally probably half it about defense defense perimeter defense or not"}, {"start": 25935.88, "end": 25937.88, "text": " Yeah, you should"}, {"start": 25939.88, "end": 25941.88, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25941.88, "end": 25945.84, "text": " By VC though, I got out our perimeter defense"}, {"start": 25945.84, "end": 25953.66, "text": " Maybe a little more of my vertical bro get some cool dunks soon and then put me to 80 mid to 80. All right"}, {"start": 25955.44, "end": 25958.4, "text": " Put my range to 80 take pass off 80 yet"}, {"start": 25960.2, "end": 25966.38, "text": " Driving lay up a little bit. Yeah, should I just take everything off of past x-ray accuracy check?"}, {"start": 25972.48, "end": 25974.48, "text": " No, okay, okay"}, {"start": 25975.84, "end": 25983.68, "text": " lower driving dunk maybe I'll lower this to like a little like maybe 80 put"}, {"start": 25983.68, "end": 25989.6, "text": " into driving layup boom I think this is good"}, {"start": 25989.600000000002, "end": 25995.24, "text": " Let's see how much this shit is"}, {"start": 25997.4, "end": 25999.4, "text": " 44k VC"}, {"start": 26001.52, "end": 26003.52, "text": " Okay, bro, hey"}, {"start": 26004.160000000003, "end": 26006.160000000003, "text": " 44k VC"}, {"start": 26006.72, "end": 26012.640000000003, "text": " No need to buy more we bought more. Do I just get the I just get a $50 one. Let me just get the $50"}, {"start": 26012.64, "end": 26014.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26019.059999999998, "end": 26021.059999999998, "text": " Gotta get drip to you already know"}, {"start": 26027.2, "end": 26029.2, "text": " Guess my password"}, {"start": 26029.2, "end": 26031.2, "text": " Just only on 2x"}, {"start": 26031.2, "end": 26033.2, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 26036.2, "end": 26041.2, "text": " Buy 700k? Now why the fuck would I need a 700k, bro?"}, {"start": 26041.2, "end": 26043.2, "text": " Huh? Why do I need that much?"}, {"start": 26047.2, "end": 26049.2, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 26049.2, "end": 26051.2, "text": " Brother, I don't need that much"}, {"start": 26051.2, "end": 26064.46, "text": " animations I don't need that much for animations if I could save money I might as well I am"}, {"start": 26064.46, "end": 26076.440000000002, "text": " a currently an 84 on 2k all right what do I need get to 85 yeah why am I not 85 bro"}, {"start": 26076.440000000002, "end": 26094.04, "text": " I guess I'll just put it into like,"}, {"start": 26124.04, "end": 26126.04, "text": " We got a Jason Lee"}, {"start": 26127.56, "end": 26131.4, "text": " Animations, let's go. We're about to be farting it up on the court, bro. Watch your mouth"}, {"start": 26132.120000000003, "end": 26135.280000000002, "text": " We're not getting off a toucan till we get a dub man"}, {"start": 26143.0, "end": 26148.88, "text": " Down so whenever you do you step I gotta add you on the PlayStation though, okay, so"}, {"start": 26148.88, "end": 26154.8, "text": " My jump shot is ray. What?"}, {"start": 26156.440000000002, "end": 26159.100000000002, "text": " Animation store score a little jump shot"}, {"start": 26189.100000000002, "end": 26191.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26192.86, "end": 26199.100000000002, "text": " But y'all want to go y'all want to give me godbill just copy my shit. All right, here we go"}, {"start": 26201.86, "end": 26203.86, "text": " Where's the jump shot"}, {"start": 26209.460000000003, "end": 26215.940000000002, "text": " Ray Allen Ray Allen Ray Allen"}, {"start": 26215.940000000002, "end": 26221.940000000002, "text": " Charles Barclay Charles Barclay"}, {"start": 26221.940000000002, "end": 26225.940000000002, "text": " Charles fucking Barclay"}, {"start": 26225.940000000002, "end": 26229.940000000002, "text": " Where's Charles Barclay? Am I blind?"}, {"start": 26229.940000000002, "end": 26231.940000000002, "text": " Bar, Bar, Bar, Barclay"}, {"start": 26231.940000000002, "end": 26233.940000000002, "text": " Bar"}, {"start": 26233.940000000002, "end": 26235.940000000002, "text": " Am I blind? Bar"}, {"start": 26235.940000000002, "end": 26237.940000000002, "text": " Lowborns"}, {"start": 26237.940000000002, "end": 26239.940000000002, "text": " Bar, where?"}, {"start": 26239.940000000002, "end": 26241.940000000002, "text": " Oh, shit"}, {"start": 26241.940000000002, "end": 26247.620000000003, "text": " They see you oh Charles Basie"}, {"start": 26250.820000000003, "end": 26252.820000000003, "text": " Charles Basie"}, {"start": 26255.260000000002, "end": 26257.260000000002, "text": " Up release by Luba"}, {"start": 26258.420000000002, "end": 26264.9, "text": " One small gargum shop that I really really fell in love with what is beluba the hell is a beluba"}, {"start": 26294.9, "end": 26299.780000000002, "text": " otherwise I would I'm sorry that says"}, {"start": 26303.420000000002, "end": 26309.54, "text": " but I'm gonna go use the bathroom I'll be right back"}, {"start": 26324.9, "end": 26326.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26329.960000000003, "end": 26331.460000000003, "text": " Blend"}, {"start": 26331.460000000003, "end": 26333.460000000003, "text": " All right, his blend is"}, {"start": 26334.38, "end": 26337.34, "text": " Instantly fell in love with it release speed on max"}, {"start": 26340.38, "end": 26342.38, "text": " Release speed of max"}, {"start": 26343.9, "end": 26345.9, "text": " Push"}, {"start": 26347.58, "end": 26349.58, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 26349.82, "end": 26351.300000000003, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 26351.3, "end": 26355.34, "text": " The jump shot it's the first one I put on and it's probably gonna be the last one I put on for the entire year"}, {"start": 26355.34, "end": 26359.46, "text": " Bro, it is because I lab these drill moves. I'm most talking about get that so yeah normal too"}, {"start": 26359.46, "end": 26361.739999999998, "text": " I think it's on on a piece and they're honest"}, {"start": 26364.18, "end": 26366.18, "text": " Because I lab this time check"}, {"start": 26370.02, "end": 26372.96, "text": " I'm a copy this and then I'm about to become a demigod"}, {"start": 26372.96, "end": 26374.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26379.379999999997, "end": 26382.16, "text": " Go to shot them and but they're dribble pull up"}, {"start": 26384.36, "end": 26387.76, "text": " Animations to her dribble style"}, {"start": 26390.239999999998, "end": 26392.239999999998, "text": " So my dribble pull up bro"}, {"start": 26395.16, "end": 26397.16, "text": " Pro to me pro to"}, {"start": 26397.16, "end": 26399.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26402.52, "end": 26406.84, "text": " Dribble style exactly the end exactly the end"}, {"start": 26408.44, "end": 26410.44, "text": " Pass that dribble pull up"}, {"start": 26412.92, "end": 26417.6, "text": " Okay cross over cross over shading sharp to a shading"}, {"start": 26418.52, "end": 26420.52, "text": " Shading sharp"}, {"start": 26420.52, "end": 26422.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 26422.04, "end": 26424.24, "text": " between a cross row"}, {"start": 26424.24, "end": 26426.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 26427.480000000003, "end": 26431.320000000003, "text": " These your moves and I've put them on my most toxic build because that's what I was playing on tonight"}, {"start": 26431.320000000003, "end": 26434.960000000003, "text": " And I haven't put them on my ice a book yet and right now I'm just lazy so I don't feel like doing it"}, {"start": 26434.960000000003, "end": 26439.4, "text": " But yeah for your job pull up you're gonna want normal too or I mean Kobe Bryant's kind of decent"}, {"start": 26439.4, "end": 26441.4, "text": " But I think no major will pull up"}, {"start": 26448.68, "end": 26450.68, "text": " Signature size of Zaglevina"}, {"start": 26454.24, "end": 26457.280000000002, "text": " Breakdown combo Jordan pool"}, {"start": 26462.920000000002, "end": 26464.920000000002, "text": " My fucking one"}, {"start": 26468.640000000003, "end": 26473.4, "text": " Breakdown moving combo cake on a hand. Oh my god. I'm about to be a demigod"}, {"start": 26474.760000000002, "end": 26476.760000000002, "text": " CJ McCullum"}, {"start": 26477.52, "end": 26480.08, "text": " crossover escape Paul George"}, {"start": 26481.72, "end": 26483.0, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 26483.0, "end": 26486.64, "text": " Has he escaped has he escaped Kobe white?"}, {"start": 26490.44, "end": 26495.46, "text": " Between the legs escape Jimmy Butler horrible stigs"}, {"start": 26498.96, "end": 26504.02, "text": " Behind the back behind the back escape I already did Kobe white"}, {"start": 26504.02, "end": 26511.46, "text": " right behind the back oh well listen to that place he cares new york jail by the way"}, {"start": 26511.46, "end": 26516.98, "text": " I can't listen to anything else bro that should get asked gives me like unlimited"}, {"start": 26516.98, "end": 26522.3, "text": " stamina 99 all fucking attributes I swear to god like all I want to do is fucking"}, {"start": 26522.3, "end": 26525.86, "text": " take someone to the top of the key give me ISO and then just yeah man his face"}, {"start": 26525.86, "end": 26527.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26534.62, "end": 26536.62, "text": " So back bar"}, {"start": 26540.86, "end": 26542.86, "text": " I did it by you"}, {"start": 26555.86, "end": 26564.06, "text": " go to yeah free to pull up you're gonna want normal to normal to we'll pull up"}, {"start": 26564.06, "end": 26576.3, "text": " spin jumper Kate come in hop jumper Kate come in man I don't really need these"}, {"start": 26576.3, "end": 26583.3, "text": " I need to do this again, Zach Levine."}, {"start": 26583.3, "end": 26587.3, "text": " God, I just did these two."}, {"start": 26587.3, "end": 26588.3, "text": " WNBA?"}, {"start": 26588.3, "end": 26592.3, "text": " Wait, Dremel style, Zach Levine."}, {"start": 26592.3, "end": 26594.3, "text": " Where's Zach Levine?"}, {"start": 26594.3, "end": 26596.3, "text": " Zach Levine."}, {"start": 26596.3, "end": 26602.3, "text": " Cross over, Shaded Sharp."}, {"start": 26602.3, "end": 26611.3, "text": " between the legs signature size of Zach LaVine"}, {"start": 26611.3, "end": 26622.3, "text": " Breakdown combo Jordan Poole"}, {"start": 26622.3, "end": 26627.3, "text": " Breakdown combo CJ McCullough"}, {"start": 26627.3, "end": 26633.579999999998, "text": " You be watching in basketball days?"}, {"start": 26633.579999999998, "end": 26641.66, "text": " Yes, I'm what playoffs mostly now."}, {"start": 26641.66, "end": 26655.3, "text": " I definitely watch more football than basketball though."}, {"start": 26655.3, "end": 26657.3, "text": " direction has"}, {"start": 26666.1, "end": 26668.1, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 26672.5, "end": 26675.059999999998, "text": " You ready bro, yes, sir"}, {"start": 26685.3, "end": 26687.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26687.54, "end": 26690.579999999998, "text": " My eyes would build yet and right now I'm just lazy so I don't feel like doing it"}, {"start": 26690.579999999998, "end": 26693.8, "text": " Yeah, for your job club if you're gonna one bonus up for a radio on"}, {"start": 26694.3, "end": 26696.3, "text": " Cadence you already know"}, {"start": 26696.54, "end": 26701.76, "text": " Yeah, we serve our bonus lots up on a bonus slot right here on playmaking fool your shot in times easier"}, {"start": 26701.76, "end": 26706.7, "text": " I don't know right now. I know let's get in that park. Shall we I'm with it"}, {"start": 26707.98, "end": 26710.8, "text": " Friggin minute here we fucking go"}, {"start": 26712.66, "end": 26714.66, "text": " You got my you got me"}, {"start": 26715.3, "end": 26718.98, "text": " How do I add you or what's your shit on there on 2k or?"}, {"start": 26720.94, "end": 26724.94, "text": " Position mine is Jason. Wait mine is Jason the we"}, {"start": 26730.059999999998, "end": 26733.86, "text": " Online friends. I just saw my profile picture on your shit. Wait, do I have you added?"}, {"start": 26737.26, "end": 26743.059999999998, "text": " Don't I don't on you. Are you sure man? Yeah, let's go out up. Oh, here we go man. Let's do this"}, {"start": 26745.3, "end": 26748.3, "text": " wait what's your name what's your name"}, {"start": 26748.3, "end": 26749.3, "text": " I'm Lajan"}, {"start": 26749.3, "end": 26751.3, "text": " this is Blaze"}, {"start": 26751.3, "end": 26753.3, "text": " I'm in, I'm right next to you"}, {"start": 26753.3, "end": 26755.3, "text": " alright let me get a drip bro"}, {"start": 26755.3, "end": 26758.3, "text": " I'm not about to be brosher in this shit dude"}, {"start": 26758.3, "end": 26760.3, "text": " I ain't gonna lie bro I'm trying to get in the game bro"}, {"start": 26760.3, "end": 26761.3, "text": " fuck the drip"}, {"start": 26761.3, "end": 26762.3, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 26762.3, "end": 26763.3, "text": " do you want my squad?"}, {"start": 26763.3, "end": 26765.3, "text": " alright how do I join up?"}, {"start": 26768.3, "end": 26770.3, "text": " wait how do I join up?"}, {"start": 26772.3, "end": 26774.3, "text": " uh press like the bumper or something"}, {"start": 26775.219999999998, "end": 26777.219999999998, "text": " It only says invite"}, {"start": 26779.739999999998, "end": 26787.5, "text": " Yo, so key fuck you, bro. I mean to cash on to get them. I got you. I invited you to the squad, sir"}, {"start": 26790.62, "end": 26793.04, "text": " All right, fine fine. I'll go to swags real quick, bro"}, {"start": 26794.98, "end": 26798.82, "text": " Is this what where people get the main drip on swags, I'm in your squad"}, {"start": 26798.82, "end": 26801.66, "text": " wait meet your mic on your controller"}, {"start": 26801.66, "end": 26803.26, "text": " meet my mic on my controller?"}, {"start": 26803.26, "end": 26804.78, "text": " I ain't like you have to mute me bro"}, {"start": 26804.78, "end": 26806.06, "text": " so I can talk to the people"}, {"start": 26807.4, "end": 26807.9, "text": " let me in"}, {"start": 26807.9, "end": 26808.9, "text": " oh okay yeah"}, {"start": 26808.9, "end": 26811.18, "text": " you're such a fuck you bro"}, {"start": 26811.18, "end": 26812.46, "text": " you're right, you're right"}, {"start": 26812.46, "end": 26814.02, "text": " I'm gonna keep my mic on me to do then"}, {"start": 26814.02, "end": 26815.06, "text": " whenever we play"}, {"start": 26815.06, "end": 26816.82, "text": " let me do the addition"}, {"start": 26816.82, "end": 26817.9, "text": " what are you trying to buy?"}, {"start": 26817.9, "end": 26819.9, "text": " I'm trying to just get swagged out real quick"}, {"start": 26819.9, "end": 26822.22, "text": " buy something bro"}, {"start": 26822.22, "end": 26824.22, "text": " oh let me do the addition here we go"}, {"start": 26826.22, "end": 26827.66, "text": " is there skateboard in this game?"}, {"start": 26827.66, "end": 26831.64, "text": " But I'm jogging mad slow yes our board it's left bumper"}, {"start": 26834.94, "end": 26839.579999999998, "text": " Okay, here we go. Should I go full body babe, maybe hang on that's kind of hard. Oh"}, {"start": 26840.74, "end": 26843.14, "text": " My god, that's kind of tough. Oh"}, {"start": 26844.1, "end": 26846.1, "text": " Maybe full body denim tears"}, {"start": 26851.1, "end": 26853.1, "text": " Default skin I bet"}, {"start": 26853.100000000002, "end": 26862.340000000004, "text": " Where's the red uh, where's my red, red pants?"}, {"start": 26862.340000000004, "end": 26869.58, "text": " Maybe you, oh yeah, I ain't gonna lie about it, we paying homage."}, {"start": 26869.58, "end": 26878.660000000003, "text": " But, no, Suki bro, you know what, bro, don't tell me how to drip on my own character, I'm"}, {"start": 26878.660000000003, "end": 26880.420000000002, "text": " not a drip on my character."}, {"start": 26880.420000000002, "end": 26902.420000000002, "text": " Now how do I, how do I swag out?"}, {"start": 26902.420000000002, "end": 26905.58, "text": " What, where's the shit I just bought?"}, {"start": 26905.58, "end": 26906.58, "text": " What'd you buy?"}, {"start": 26906.58, "end": 26908.58, "text": " Oh, Jack, how did I find it?"}, {"start": 26908.58, "end": 26910.58, "text": " Oh, I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough."}, {"start": 26910.58, "end": 26912.58, "text": " Oh, I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough."}, {"start": 26912.58, "end": 26914.58, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough!"}, {"start": 26922.58, "end": 26924.58, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 26924.58, "end": 26926.58, "text": " I mean,"}, {"start": 26926.58, "end": 26928.58, "text": " yeah, this is what you'd wear in real life."}, {"start": 26928.58, "end": 26930.58, "text": " Now it actually looks like you."}, {"start": 26930.58, "end": 26932.58, "text": " Now the face scan, like, looking at you in the game,"}, {"start": 26932.58, "end": 26935.58, "text": " it actually looks like I'm playing with Jason and William."}, {"start": 26935.58, "end": 26941.58, "text": " oh I'm tough I bet bro let's go"}, {"start": 26941.58, "end": 26943.58, "text": " middle thing right here"}, {"start": 26943.58, "end": 26945.58, "text": " middle middle middle"}, {"start": 26945.58, "end": 26947.58, "text": " there's walk through this"}, {"start": 26947.58, "end": 26951.58, "text": " get shoes fuck I'm too late I'll get shoes"}, {"start": 26951.58, "end": 26953.58, "text": " I'll get shoes later bro I'll get shoes later"}, {"start": 26953.58, "end": 26958.58, "text": " ahhhhhhh we back"}, {"start": 26958.58, "end": 26962.58, "text": " let me see let me see you're my player"}, {"start": 26962.58, "end": 26964.58, "text": " both of the two ports in here on a 10 game win streak"}, {"start": 26964.58, "end": 26968.34, "text": " game win streak. Alright man let's knock him out bro let's streak we streak it all night!"}, {"start": 26969.140000000003, "end": 26975.7, "text": " We streak it all night! Yeah we're probably not gonna lose a single game bro. Let's squad up"}, {"start": 26975.7, "end": 26982.02, "text": " bro. Oh we already squaded okay. There we go. Alright where we where we land? Where we land in that?"}, {"start": 26984.420000000002, "end": 26991.300000000003, "text": " Alright right here or where should we step? We can go up here. I mean those you actually want to"}, {"start": 26991.3, "end": 26992.739999999998, "text": " We're gonna play the kids on a 10 game win streak."}, {"start": 26992.739999999998, "end": 26993.579999999998, "text": " We're just gonna lose."}, {"start": 26993.579999999998, "end": 26994.399999999998, "text": " No."}, {"start": 26994.399999999998, "end": 26996.42, "text": " What do you mean we're gonna lose, bro?"}, {"start": 26996.42, "end": 26997.82, "text": " Need two players bottom."}, {"start": 26999.059999999998, "end": 27000.1, "text": " Need two players bottom."}, {"start": 27000.1, "end": 27000.94, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 27000.94, "end": 27001.78, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 27001.78, "end": 27002.62, "text": " I'm coming nine game win streak."}, {"start": 27002.62, "end": 27004.02, "text": " We're about to snap it."}, {"start": 27004.02, "end": 27004.86, "text": " We have to leave the squad."}, {"start": 27004.86, "end": 27006.059999999998, "text": " They have to leave the squad."}, {"start": 27010.5, "end": 27011.34, "text": " All right, get on."}, {"start": 27013.579999999998, "end": 27014.86, "text": " Yeah, I mean, these guys are just sweats."}, {"start": 27014.86, "end": 27017.94, "text": " He's got a none face scan and outfit, bro."}, {"start": 27017.94, "end": 27020.059999999998, "text": " Why would you ever get on the spot against this guy?"}, {"start": 27020.06, "end": 27027.06, "text": " Hey we better bust your ass! We better bust your ass!"}, {"start": 27028.06, "end": 27030.06, "text": " 99 overall."}, {"start": 27032.06, "end": 27033.06, "text": " I bet, I bet."}, {"start": 27033.06, "end": 27035.06, "text": " How the fuck can slam them bruh? This shit's about to be freeload."}, {"start": 27036.06, "end": 27039.06, "text": " Yeah I got mice or not. I wouldn't suggest turning them on."}, {"start": 27040.06, "end": 27044.06, "text": " Let's go bro. This is my matchup. Let's go. Let's go bro. Get me in there."}, {"start": 27045.06, "end": 27047.06, "text": " Alright come on. 10 game win streak for what? We're snapping this out."}, {"start": 27047.06, "end": 27048.06, "text": " We're snapping this shit."}, {"start": 27050.06, "end": 27057.04, "text": " Would you say hold on? Oh fuck up. Yep. This shit out of there, bro. We've been we've been"}, {"start": 27058.22, "end": 27060.22, "text": " Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I"}, {"start": 27061.620000000003, "end": 27063.620000000003, "text": " Got a pull I got a pull"}, {"start": 27065.5, "end": 27067.5, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 27068.5, "end": 27070.5, "text": " Get a rebound"}, {"start": 27072.02, "end": 27074.02, "text": " 99 overall"}, {"start": 27074.02, "end": 27080.38, "text": " get a rebound you bomb up hold the ball bro hold the ball hold the ball plug in"}, {"start": 27080.38, "end": 27087.38, "text": " my mic in hold the ball they gave you y'all can hear me right what I know"}, {"start": 27089.22, "end": 27092.74, "text": " so what what sound like what"}, {"start": 27095.34, "end": 27102.14, "text": " wait can you hear a game or no we can't hear anymore hold on hold on hold on"}, {"start": 27102.14, "end": 27105.98, "text": " Wait pause bro pause real quick. Please please please bro. Don't be weird"}, {"start": 27114.46, "end": 27118.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, yeah, speak real quick yo, I bet"}, {"start": 27120.66, "end": 27122.66, "text": " Green"}, {"start": 27122.66, "end": 27126.74, "text": " Oh, God, bro, bro, just let me get the ball."}, {"start": 27126.74, "end": 27127.66, "text": " Hey, don't worry about it, bro."}, {"start": 27127.66, "end": 27128.94, "text": " We'll get you in the same spot."}, {"start": 27128.94, "end": 27129.74, "text": " Don't worry about it, Jason."}, {"start": 27129.74, "end": 27131.06, "text": " Hey, this is your first game?"}, {"start": 27131.06, "end": 27132.74, "text": " My first game on the game, bro."}, {"start": 27132.74, "end": 27134.06, "text": " God, try hard."}, {"start": 27134.06, "end": 27135.22, "text": " God, try hard."}, {"start": 27135.22, "end": 27136.06, "text": " God, try hard."}, {"start": 27136.06, "end": 27137.06, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 27137.06, "end": 27139.66, "text": " Ladies, you got a switch on that, bro."}, {"start": 27139.66, "end": 27141.66, "text": " We're just having fun, right, bro?"}, {"start": 27141.66, "end": 27144.46, "text": " Give us a ball once y'all now get it back."}, {"start": 27144.46, "end": 27145.46, "text": " Wait, is this Lace?"}, {"start": 27145.46, "end": 27147.26, "text": " Is it Bronze Cameraman?"}, {"start": 27147.26, "end": 27148.26, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 27148.26, "end": 27149.06, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 27149.06, "end": 27150.06, "text": " No, you see it."}, {"start": 27150.06, "end": 27151.06, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 27151.06, "end": 27153.06, "text": " OH REBAT!"}, {"start": 27157.06, "end": 27159.06, "text": " Yo, Jason, face indeed!"}, {"start": 27159.06, "end": 27160.06, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 27160.06, "end": 27162.06, "text": " Yeah, I'm right here, right here."}, {"start": 27162.06, "end": 27164.06, "text": " What the fuck are you doing with that?"}, {"start": 27164.06, "end": 27166.06, "text": " Bro, my teammate knows he can't get a rebound."}, {"start": 27167.06, "end": 27169.06, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's a..."}, {"start": 27169.06, "end": 27172.06, "text": " Oh yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby in the paint, baby in the paint!"}, {"start": 27172.06, "end": 27173.06, "text": " Baby in the paint!"}, {"start": 27173.06, "end": 27174.06, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 27174.06, "end": 27176.06, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 27176.06, "end": 27177.06, "text": " Give him a break."}, {"start": 27177.06, "end": 27179.06, "text": " Oh wait, wait, he could drop one."}, {"start": 27179.06, "end": 27180.06, "text": " I didn't play before, I didn't play before."}, {"start": 27180.06, "end": 27183.5, "text": " I'm getting double bro come on. I got a rebound"}, {"start": 27197.5, "end": 27199.5, "text": " Rebound rebound"}, {"start": 27199.5, "end": 27201.5, "text": " I'm on"}, {"start": 27201.5, "end": 27203.5, "text": " I'm on"}, {"start": 27203.5, "end": 27205.5, "text": " I'm on"}, {"start": 27205.5, "end": 27207.5, "text": " I'm on"}, {"start": 27207.5, "end": 27209.5, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 27209.5, "end": 27211.5, "text": " Yo, I'm lagging"}, {"start": 27211.5, "end": 27215.5, "text": " It's just like bro, he's got his badge activated"}, {"start": 27215.5, "end": 27217.5, "text": " I'm gonna buy back some dollars"}, {"start": 27217.5, "end": 27221.5, "text": " Can we hit the ball once? Can we hit the ball once please bro, don't be weird"}, {"start": 27221.5, "end": 27223.5, "text": " Send me 200 I got you"}, {"start": 27223.5, "end": 27225.5, "text": " Bitch"}, {"start": 27225.5, "end": 27227.5, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 27227.5, "end": 27229.5, "text": " You know what? You know what?"}, {"start": 27229.5, "end": 27231.5, "text": " You're ass, bro."}, {"start": 27231.5, "end": 27233.5, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 27233.5, "end": 27235.5, "text": " Y'all not getting this shit back."}, {"start": 27235.5, "end": 27237.5, "text": " Y'all not getting this shit back."}, {"start": 27237.5, "end": 27239.5, "text": " Y'all not getting this shit back."}, {"start": 27239.5, "end": 27241.5, "text": " You're getting Mary's."}, {"start": 27241.5, "end": 27243.5, "text": " Stop playing with me."}, {"start": 27243.5, "end": 27245.5, "text": " Bitch, green!"}, {"start": 27247.5, "end": 27249.5, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 27249.5, "end": 27251.5, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 27251.5, "end": 27253.5, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 27253.5, "end": 27255.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 27255.5, "end": 27257.5, "text": " I just you need me there bro"}, {"start": 27258.56, "end": 27262.88, "text": " Ladies not it ladies not it. Don't speak my teammate like that, bro"}, {"start": 27265.74, "end": 27267.74, "text": " Hey, I'm right here"}, {"start": 27270.08, "end": 27275.62, "text": " I don't know. Let me get me a screen. Let me get screen. That's in your face. I'm dancing your face. Yeah, I'm here"}, {"start": 27276.06, "end": 27278.94, "text": " I'm here. How you jumping? Why is he jumping?"}, {"start": 27283.1, "end": 27285.1, "text": " You know what"}, {"start": 27285.5, "end": 27287.5, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 27288.98, "end": 27293.62, "text": " Damn bro, it's okay. It happens both part of life. You know you can't win at all, you know, I"}, {"start": 27294.62, "end": 27296.62, "text": " Mean, what's up with your face can't though?"}, {"start": 27297.3, "end": 27299.3, "text": " That's you know"}, {"start": 27299.38, "end": 27301.74, "text": " No, I hate it. I don't fucking sleep you got school tomorrow"}, {"start": 27302.46, "end": 27304.46, "text": " great"}, {"start": 27305.34, "end": 27308.06, "text": " You want you want some shit your face"}, {"start": 27312.38, "end": 27314.38, "text": " Down they said"}, {"start": 27315.5, "end": 27322.38, "text": " but if you sat with that baby I'm gonna do it I'm gonna look at the space right now"}, {"start": 27322.38, "end": 27329.22, "text": " I'm not how much you threw a stream it's still late oh my look oh god I'm liking"}, {"start": 27329.22, "end": 27335.86, "text": " oh not missed it's getting so bad yeah I'm all I'm trying to get my corey"}, {"start": 27335.86, "end": 27336.86, "text": " We suck."}, {"start": 27336.86, "end": 27340.86, "text": " Hey, good game boys, good game boys, GG's, GG's."}, {"start": 27340.86, "end": 27341.86, "text": " Oh, GG's."}, {"start": 27341.86, "end": 27342.86, "text": " Hey guys, GG's."}, {"start": 27342.86, "end": 27343.86, "text": " But you can do it."}, {"start": 27343.86, "end": 27344.86, "text": " You're so good."}, {"start": 27344.86, "end": 27345.86, "text": " Yo, Lai, why is the-"}, {"start": 27345.86, "end": 27346.86, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 27346.86, "end": 27348.86, "text": " Hey, good game, bro, good game, bro."}, {"start": 27348.86, "end": 27349.86, "text": " Hey, GG, bro."}, {"start": 27349.86, "end": 27350.86, "text": " Yo, Lai!"}, {"start": 27350.86, "end": 27351.86, "text": " Hey, you so-"}, {"start": 27351.86, "end": 27352.86, "text": " Hey, Lai!"}, {"start": 27352.86, "end": 27353.86, "text": " Curf, you coming soon again?"}, {"start": 27353.86, "end": 27354.86, "text": " I'm not worried."}, {"start": 27354.86, "end": 27355.86, "text": " I'm almost done."}, {"start": 27355.86, "end": 27356.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27356.86, "end": 27357.86, "text": " Yo, Lai!"}, {"start": 27357.86, "end": 27358.86, "text": " What's the curve at?"}, {"start": 27358.86, "end": 27359.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 27359.86, "end": 27360.86, "text": " Hello, boss."}, {"start": 27360.86, "end": 27361.86, "text": " Yo, I ain't a liar, really."}, {"start": 27361.86, "end": 27362.86, "text": " Yo, I ain't a liar, really."}, {"start": 27362.86, "end": 27363.86, "text": " Yo, I ain't a liar, really."}, {"start": 27363.86, "end": 27364.86, "text": " Yo, I ain't a liar, really."}, {"start": 27364.86, "end": 27366.86, "text": " I think you're alive, bro."}, {"start": 27366.86, "end": 27368.7, "text": " I ain't alive, bro."}, {"start": 27368.7, "end": 27370.54, "text": " We gotta spin back."}, {"start": 27370.54, "end": 27372.18, "text": " We gotta spin back."}, {"start": 27373.5, "end": 27375.34, "text": " I don't like it on the spot with you, bro."}, {"start": 27375.34, "end": 27376.34, "text": " Nah, fuck this, bro."}, {"start": 27376.34, "end": 27377.18, "text": " Nah, we are."}, {"start": 27377.18, "end": 27378.02, "text": " No, no, fuck that."}, {"start": 27378.02, "end": 27378.86, "text": " Nah, fuck that."}, {"start": 27378.86, "end": 27379.7, "text": " Nah, we ain't alive, bro."}, {"start": 27379.7, "end": 27380.54, "text": " I ain't on the spot."}, {"start": 27380.54, "end": 27381.38, "text": " I ain't on the spot."}, {"start": 27381.38, "end": 27384.22, "text": " No, no, no, step off the fucking."}, {"start": 27384.22, "end": 27386.74, "text": " Step off, step off."}, {"start": 27386.74, "end": 27388.260000000002, "text": " I'm not with you, bro."}, {"start": 27388.260000000002, "end": 27389.22, "text": " I'm not with you, bro."}, {"start": 27389.22, "end": 27391.02, "text": " I mean, no, it's not step off."}, {"start": 27391.02, "end": 27392.86, "text": " I'm versing them, because you said to get on."}, {"start": 27392.86, "end": 27393.7, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 27393.7, "end": 27395.7, "text": " I'm gonna have to just drop them off real quick."}, {"start": 27395.7, "end": 27397.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 27400.7, "end": 27401.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 27401.7, "end": 27403.7, "text": " There's gotta be some chips."}, {"start": 27406.7, "end": 27408.7, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 27410.7, "end": 27412.7, "text": " How do I spectate?"}, {"start": 27413.7, "end": 27415.7, "text": " This is the life."}, {"start": 27415.7, "end": 27417.7, "text": " How do I spectate?"}, {"start": 27417.7, "end": 27418.7, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 27418.7, "end": 27420.7, "text": " Ladies, you gotta get back."}, {"start": 27420.7, "end": 27422.7, "text": " This kid's about to give me 21, bro."}, {"start": 27422.7, "end": 27428.82, "text": " you've got to get back you've got to get you've got to get back man ladies"}, {"start": 27428.82, "end": 27442.34, "text": " ladies no chance this guy even misses a shot please please bro ladies please you"}, {"start": 27442.34, "end": 27444.34, "text": " You gotta get back bro."}, {"start": 27445.34, "end": 27446.34, "text": " Over breath."}, {"start": 27448.34, "end": 27451.34, "text": " Hey Slays, you gotta kick the ball."}, {"start": 27452.34, "end": 27454.34, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 27455.34, "end": 27458.34, "text": " How is he even making that?"}, {"start": 27461.34, "end": 27463.34, "text": " Yo Suki, you getting on bro?"}, {"start": 27463.34, "end": 27466.34, "text": " Suki, hey, we need a big bro, we need a big."}, {"start": 27466.34, "end": 27474.34, "text": " You guys I'm not gonna lie they don't even green it they just fucking they just make it"}, {"start": 27474.34, "end": 27476.34, "text": " It's full whites really genuinely"}, {"start": 27479.84, "end": 27484.34, "text": " I actually said that oh my god you saved it wow"}, {"start": 27490.34, "end": 27493.34, "text": " Ladies I'm watching you bro let me see some green"}, {"start": 27493.34, "end": 27495.34, "text": " Green bean green bean"}, {"start": 27496.34, "end": 27497.34, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 27497.34, "end": 27503.52, "text": " You might, you might, you might be on the leg because you're not on the court."}, {"start": 27503.52, "end": 27505.02, "text": " I'm definitely delayed."}, {"start": 27505.02, "end": 27507.46, "text": " I'm definitely delayed, bro."}, {"start": 27507.46, "end": 27508.46, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 27508.46, "end": 27509.46, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 27509.46, "end": 27510.46, "text": " Another stop."}, {"start": 27510.46, "end": 27511.46, "text": " Come on, three, five."}, {"start": 27511.46, "end": 27514.46, "text": " Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit"}, {"start": 27514.46, "end": 27515.46, "text": " me, hit me."}, {"start": 27515.46, "end": 27516.46, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 27516.46, "end": 27517.78, "text": " And we're, bro, you gotta throw a pump straight there, bro."}, {"start": 27517.78, "end": 27519.1, "text": " Yo, this is bad, bro."}, {"start": 27519.1, "end": 27520.1, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 27520.1, "end": 27521.1, "text": " What, man?"}, {"start": 27521.1, "end": 27525.1, "text": " Bro, you're only gonna get hit."}, {"start": 27525.100000000002, "end": 27528.54, "text": " bro oh my god 612 this is actually about to be a comeback"}, {"start": 27528.54, "end": 27531.340000000004, "text": " don't call and come back bruh"}, {"start": 27531.340000000004, "end": 27535.340000000004, "text": " no no you you're some cheese bro"}, {"start": 27535.340000000004, "end": 27538.340000000004, "text": " you're some cheese"}, {"start": 27538.340000000004, "end": 27539.340000000004, "text": " green"}, {"start": 27539.340000000004, "end": 27540.840000000004, "text": " lemme see, hold on green"}, {"start": 27540.840000000004, "end": 27541.840000000004, "text": " come on bruh"}, {"start": 27541.840000000004, "end": 27543.840000000004, "text": " they actually can't go anywhere right now"}, {"start": 27543.840000000004, "end": 27545.840000000004, "text": " this is ridiculous"}, {"start": 27545.840000000004, "end": 27546.840000000004, "text": " son"}, {"start": 27546.840000000004, "end": 27549.840000000004, "text": " son you're on the 5 bruh"}, {"start": 27549.840000000004, "end": 27552.840000000004, "text": " you're on the fucking 5 bruh"}, {"start": 27552.84, "end": 27560.08, "text": " Shooter shoot, bro. I thought you had the demi god bill. I'm lighting my two potential right now"}, {"start": 27572.68, "end": 27576.16, "text": " You see how he passes it though when I'm guarding him do you see that or not?"}, {"start": 27579.88, "end": 27581.88, "text": " Rapid"}, {"start": 27582.84, "end": 27584.84, "text": " Whoo"}, {"start": 27585.16, "end": 27588.08, "text": " Hey, my teammates hit the corner brah, I take over this whole game brah"}, {"start": 27591.32, "end": 27593.32, "text": " Let off"}, {"start": 27595.48, "end": 27597.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27597.32, "end": 27604.04, "text": " Let me green this bitch for you Jason. Come on green that bitch. Oh, it's just like yo, I got a lot"}, {"start": 27604.12, "end": 27607.64, "text": " You are ass you are fucking shit"}, {"start": 27612.84, "end": 27614.84, "text": " Get out of the way and get it"}, {"start": 27616.84, "end": 27618.84, "text": " It's called sweeping with the enemy"}, {"start": 27618.84, "end": 27620.84, "text": " Bring me"}, {"start": 27630.84, "end": 27632.84, "text": " You are 0 for 7 dog"}, {"start": 27634.84, "end": 27636.84, "text": " You about to grate out"}, {"start": 27638.84, "end": 27640.84, "text": " Bro just let them win bro"}, {"start": 27642.84, "end": 27646.84, "text": " Yeah, should I just let them win?"}, {"start": 27646.84, "end": 27649.84, "text": " Should I let them win or should I come back?"}, {"start": 27649.84, "end": 27652.84, "text": " Bro, just let them win."}, {"start": 27652.84, "end": 27653.84, "text": " Should I?"}, {"start": 27653.84, "end": 27655.84, "text": " Just let them win, bro."}, {"start": 27655.84, "end": 27658.84, "text": " No, let them win, bro. I'm trying to play."}, {"start": 27661.84, "end": 27663.84, "text": " Plug it in? Yeah, plug it in later."}, {"start": 27663.84, "end": 27665.84, "text": " I have a Zen. I see a script."}, {"start": 27665.84, "end": 27667.84, "text": " So I'm gonna try something to script."}, {"start": 27667.84, "end": 27669.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27674.44, "end": 27676.44, "text": " You might be able to take win this whole shit"}, {"start": 27678.88, "end": 27680.88, "text": " Back to back come on"}, {"start": 27693.52, "end": 27696.48, "text": " Now my shit's literally just on my desk bro, I just got no script"}, {"start": 27697.84, "end": 27703.56, "text": " The squad up man squad up we get off this shit. Oh need two players top top top. We got a streak"}, {"start": 27703.56, "end": 27707.920000000002, "text": " We got a streak. I'm gonna I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation"}, {"start": 27707.920000000002, "end": 27709.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna bite you bite you"}, {"start": 27710.2, "end": 27712.2, "text": " Know where my squad"}, {"start": 27713.08, "end": 27714.36, "text": " Go into it"}, {"start": 27714.36, "end": 27717.68, "text": " Why does that go to you in the loading screen? Why doesn't it go to you?"}, {"start": 27719.52, "end": 27722.96, "text": " Deeders like I think just part with like easier some shit"}, {"start": 27722.96, "end": 27730.2, "text": " It's like it's like matchmaking part or something. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. How do we go? How do we go? Are we squatted?"}, {"start": 27731.32, "end": 27734.559999999998, "text": " We could do theater. Okay. Do this. Yeah, invite me your squad"}, {"start": 27738.399999999998, "end": 27740.399999999998, "text": " It's more vibe"}, {"start": 27741.2, "end": 27743.2, "text": " Hey, wow interesting names"}, {"start": 27744.96, "end": 27746.96, "text": " Are we squatted?"}, {"start": 27749.239999999998, "end": 27752.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't see wait, do they have mics in a"}, {"start": 27752.96, "end": 27754.96, "text": " Did they have mics in theater?"}, {"start": 27754.96, "end": 27756.96, "text": " Bro, join the squad."}, {"start": 27756.96, "end": 27758.96, "text": " You gotta do that."}, {"start": 27758.96, "end": 27761.96, "text": " Aw, fuck, I just invited killer, uh, oh my god."}, {"start": 27761.96, "end": 27763.96, "text": " Bro, what do you even do?"}, {"start": 27763.96, "end": 27767.96, "text": " Yo, when you see an invite pop up on your screen from Laze, do you even react?"}, {"start": 27767.96, "end": 27768.96, "text": " There's no invi-"}, {"start": 27782.96, "end": 27785.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27812.96, "end": 27815.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27842.96, "end": 27845.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27872.96, "end": 27875.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27902.96, "end": 27905.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27932.96, "end": 27935.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27962.96, "end": 27972.059999999998, "text": " You got that little bit of this a little bit of that master of all trades jack of nothin ass"}, {"start": 27972.059999999998, "end": 27981.379999999997, "text": " real breath fuck on her that week shit but this guy's shit no no no this this can't count"}, {"start": 27981.379999999997, "end": 27986.94, "text": " bro this is literally to this can't count this guy's a pop this guy's literally a pop"}, {"start": 27986.940000000002, "end": 27988.940000000002, "text": " Bro, his teammates AFK'ing?"}, {"start": 27991.940000000002, "end": 27994.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, no, what bro, this guy's AFK."}, {"start": 27999.940000000002, "end": 28001.940000000002, "text": " Hey, I'm cutting down, I'm cutting, I'm clean."}, {"start": 28004.940000000002, "end": 28007.940000000002, "text": " Bro, the lay's insane, bro."}, {"start": 28010.940000000002, "end": 28011.940000000002, "text": " It's clean."}, {"start": 28016.940000000002, "end": 28021.180000000004, "text": " Hey, I'm hoping you I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm hoping fuck. No, I can't catch that bit"}, {"start": 28021.180000000004, "end": 28023.520000000004, "text": " I got my drill on just in the corner brother"}, {"start": 28026.020000000004, "end": 28031.620000000003, "text": " I'm gonna bra I'm a prostitute I'm a prostitute. I'm a green it. I'm a green it green beam. I trust my order"}, {"start": 28038.300000000003, "end": 28044.620000000003, "text": " Good pick up good pick up. We don't respect the dope mask at the three breath. He's not 60 64 overall"}, {"start": 28046.940000000002, "end": 28065.58, "text": " Oh my god, he's a 64 overall bro!"}, {"start": 28065.58, "end": 28067.340000000004, "text": " Oh my god, he fired my shit."}, {"start": 28067.340000000004, "end": 28068.340000000004, "text": " He fired my shit."}, {"start": 28068.340000000004, "end": 28069.340000000004, "text": " He fired me."}, {"start": 28069.340000000004, "end": 28070.340000000004, "text": " He's a quality."}, {"start": 28070.340000000004, "end": 28071.340000000004, "text": " Oh my god, he fired my shit."}, {"start": 28071.340000000004, "end": 28072.340000000004, "text": " He fired my shit."}, {"start": 28072.340000000004, "end": 28073.340000000004, "text": " He fired my shit."}, {"start": 28073.340000000004, "end": 28074.340000000004, "text": " He fired my shit."}, {"start": 28074.340000000004, "end": 28075.340000000004, "text": " You stay calm, bro."}, {"start": 28075.340000000004, "end": 28076.340000000004, "text": " Calm, calm, calm."}, {"start": 28076.34, "end": 28078.34, "text": " Main call bro"}, {"start": 28079.86, "end": 28085.32, "text": " I got a guy passing through my shit he promise it. We're good. We're good. He he pump face every single time"}, {"start": 28088.14, "end": 28093.54, "text": " You gotta steal that bro, what spoke my hands are up"}, {"start": 28102.26, "end": 28105.26, "text": " Animation cheese that's some like man Ronnie to take shit"}, {"start": 28106.34, "end": 28111.78, "text": " Yeah, we got a play like against the 99 overall or something oh"}, {"start": 28113.66, "end": 28115.66, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 28115.82, "end": 28123.66, "text": " Jason do you want to just switch switch switch switch switch off for up for it up for it. I can't fucking move off red. Oh"}, {"start": 28126.62, "end": 28131.94, "text": " My god, oh my god, he's a Debbie guy good deal good deal. Good deal. I'm in a corner like a prostitute"}, {"start": 28131.940000000002, "end": 28136.500000000004, "text": " I'm gonna corner like a processor. I'm a greenie. Okay, they're giving you no respect out there, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 28137.9, "end": 28140.820000000003, "text": " You green that you green that I'm here"}, {"start": 28141.980000000003, "end": 28143.980000000003, "text": " Respect me bitch"}, {"start": 28148.74, "end": 28150.74, "text": " Cut cut cut"}, {"start": 28151.260000000002, "end": 28153.780000000002, "text": " Why are you are you out of your mind?"}, {"start": 28154.460000000003, "end": 28156.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, you know"}, {"start": 28157.460000000003, "end": 28160.180000000004, "text": " Don't even say the word you you're just a retard"}, {"start": 28161.940000000002, "end": 28163.940000000002, "text": " My character can't even fucking catch a lava."}, {"start": 28163.940000000002, "end": 28165.940000000002, "text": " Yes he can bro."}, {"start": 28165.940000000002, "end": 28167.940000000002, "text": " He sucks aim."}, {"start": 28169.940000000002, "end": 28171.940000000002, "text": " Animation cheese bro."}, {"start": 28172.940000000002, "end": 28174.940000000002, "text": " Animation cheese, dude."}, {"start": 28180.940000000002, "end": 28182.940000000002, "text": " Jason, we've arrived."}, {"start": 28182.940000000002, "end": 28184.940000000002, "text": " What if we're first in the NBA player right now?"}, {"start": 28184.940000000002, "end": 28191.940000000002, "text": " Well we're going out to 64 overalls ladies."}, {"start": 28191.940000000002, "end": 28193.940000000002, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 28193.940000000002, "end": 28200.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god, this guy's playing with his microphone."}, {"start": 28200.940000000002, "end": 28202.940000000002, "text": " I can't hear him."}, {"start": 28202.940000000002, "end": 28207.940000000002, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 28207.940000000002, "end": 28209.940000000002, "text": " What? Get a rebound."}, {"start": 28209.940000000002, "end": 28211.940000000002, "text": " Oh, how much?"}, {"start": 28211.940000000002, "end": 28214.940000000002, "text": " How much yo, yo, it goes that plan with your microphone"}, {"start": 28216.74, "end": 28218.74, "text": " I want to switch again. Yeah"}, {"start": 28221.340000000004, "end": 28223.340000000004, "text": " Pick up the pick up go mask"}, {"start": 28225.260000000002, "end": 28227.260000000002, "text": " It's not fucking grand bad now, bro"}, {"start": 28228.06, "end": 28230.06, "text": " I'm here. I'm here"}, {"start": 28230.06, "end": 28232.06, "text": " I'm Pogo. What?"}, {"start": 28232.06, "end": 28234.06, "text": " Froggy bro feeling froggy, bro"}, {"start": 28234.06, "end": 28246.06, "text": " We need one stop. We need one stop. Hey, switch, switch, switch. Oh, shit. Why we"}, {"start": 28246.06, "end": 28248.06, "text": " we jump that bro"}, {"start": 28262.06, "end": 28264.06, "text": " Thank you for liking my play first"}, {"start": 28265.54, "end": 28267.54, "text": " Of course"}, {"start": 28268.22, "end": 28270.22, "text": " I'll be showing love"}, {"start": 28270.620000000003, "end": 28274.780000000002, "text": " Bro go next quick. I don't want to see all this shit. Let's go next. Let's go next"}, {"start": 28276.06, "end": 28278.06, "text": " You see the same shit."}, {"start": 28278.06, "end": 28280.06, "text": " Oh my god bro."}, {"start": 28280.06, "end": 28282.06, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 28293.06, "end": 28295.06, "text": " Alright man, we streaking all night boys."}, {"start": 28295.06, "end": 28298.06, "text": " We are streaking all night long."}, {"start": 28298.06, "end": 28300.06, "text": " Let's keep it going."}, {"start": 28300.06, "end": 28303.06, "text": " Alright, that has to feel a streak right here."}, {"start": 28303.06, "end": 28315.06, "text": " We got this can't get up until we get a win."}, {"start": 28315.06, "end": 28321.06, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 28321.06, "end": 28323.06, "text": " Who's ready?"}, {"start": 28323.06, "end": 28325.06, "text": " It should probably be free."}, {"start": 28325.06, "end": 28328.06, "text": " I'm about to be coming different this game."}, {"start": 28328.06, "end": 28329.06, "text": " Oh no, yeah."}, {"start": 28329.06, "end": 28331.06, "text": " I ain't allowed to see you get fried, bro."}, {"start": 28331.06, "end": 28334.780000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, I like she gave it right, bro"}, {"start": 28335.7, "end": 28340.300000000003, "text": " She gave it right, bro as long as long as he doesn't have 17 points again"}, {"start": 28347.460000000003, "end": 28349.9, "text": " Listen, why don't you fucking demigod, bro?"}, {"start": 28352.9, "end": 28357.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, I like you got school tomorrow, man. I'm gonna send you sleep"}, {"start": 28358.18, "end": 28360.18, "text": " Hey, hey, hey"}, {"start": 28361.06, "end": 28365.06, "text": " And you don't go to school you can't even get a fucking life man."}, {"start": 28365.06, "end": 28367.06, "text": " Hey, how about, how about, how about 200 hits out?"}, {"start": 28367.06, "end": 28370.06, "text": " How about, how about, how about getting laid on?"}, {"start": 28370.06, "end": 28372.06, "text": " How about, how about big poopoo?"}, {"start": 28372.06, "end": 28374.06, "text": " How about getting fucking laid on, kid?"}, {"start": 28374.06, "end": 28375.06, "text": " You're talking about how about,"}, {"start": 28375.06, "end": 28379.06, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 28379.06, "end": 28383.06, "text": " I'm a loser, I'm a loser, loser, it's not 0-4, you're 0-4."}, {"start": 28383.06, "end": 28385.06, "text": " Hey, hey, what?"}, {"start": 28385.06, "end": 28386.06, "text": " I'm working right now."}, {"start": 28386.06, "end": 28388.06, "text": " Hit a shot, hit a shot, hit a shot."}, {"start": 28388.06, "end": 28394.460000000003, "text": " Hey, you're out of line together. Oh, man, by the way, I heard your friend fucking tell you that joke"}, {"start": 28394.460000000003, "end": 28397.800000000003, "text": " It wasn't even funny, bitch. Go to sleep. Oh"}, {"start": 28398.66, "end": 28400.66, "text": " I see not that later"}, {"start": 28402.100000000002, "end": 28404.100000000002, "text": " Gotta"}, {"start": 28409.38, "end": 28411.38, "text": " Come on dinner"}, {"start": 28413.22, "end": 28415.22, "text": " Hey, why are you not talking no more?"}, {"start": 28415.98, "end": 28417.98, "text": " Why are you talking?"}, {"start": 28418.06, "end": 28420.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 28420.06, "end": 28422.06, "text": " Come here that ball."}, {"start": 28422.06, "end": 28424.06, "text": " Come here that ball."}, {"start": 28424.06, "end": 28426.06, "text": " Come here that ball."}, {"start": 28426.06, "end": 28428.06, "text": " Did it close you?"}, {"start": 28432.06, "end": 28434.06, "text": " And guess what I'm bringing at every time, dude?"}, {"start": 28434.06, "end": 28436.06, "text": " Go to bed, go to sleep."}, {"start": 28436.06, "end": 28440.06, "text": " Night night, night night, night night, night night, night night."}, {"start": 28440.06, "end": 28442.06, "text": " Night night, night night, night night."}, {"start": 28442.06, "end": 28444.06, "text": " I'm about to say you to sleep, kiddo."}, {"start": 28444.06, "end": 28446.06, "text": " I'm about to say you to sleep, kiddo."}, {"start": 28446.06, "end": 28451.06, "text": " by the way you're like probably like two years old by the way it sounds like you're fucking"}, {"start": 28451.06, "end": 28456.58, "text": " 16 my buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy I'm about to sell you 16 on your head right now I'm"}, {"start": 28456.58, "end": 28460.100000000002, "text": " about to sell you 16 on your head right now"}, {"start": 28460.100000000002, "end": 28464.100000000002, "text": " yep and one"}, {"start": 28464.100000000002, "end": 28466.100000000002, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 28467.74, "end": 28470.660000000003, "text": " Loki I don't play with game body on even though shot clock was going"}, {"start": 28475.06, "end": 28477.800000000003, "text": " Just spamming a rice cake you bum bitch"}, {"start": 28483.100000000002, "end": 28485.100000000002, "text": " You low key green"}, {"start": 28487.460000000003, "end": 28489.460000000003, "text": " That was a better brother"}, {"start": 28489.46, "end": 28492.579999999998, "text": " I was a hundred percent of a boy fuck no"}, {"start": 28495.219999999998, "end": 28498.98, "text": " Shit no shit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit"}, {"start": 28498.98, "end": 28501.48, "text": " I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. Just kidding"}, {"start": 28519.46, "end": 28521.46, "text": " you're a bum"}, {"start": 28521.46, "end": 28523.46, "text": " you got the pain"}, {"start": 28523.46, "end": 28525.46, "text": " shut up low ass boy"}, {"start": 28525.46, "end": 28527.46, "text": " shut up"}, {"start": 28527.46, "end": 28529.46, "text": " bail out bail out bail out"}, {"start": 28529.46, "end": 28531.46, "text": " but who just jumped over your head"}, {"start": 28531.46, "end": 28533.46, "text": " bail out bail out bail out"}, {"start": 28533.46, "end": 28535.46, "text": " what what what yeah bail out"}, {"start": 28535.46, "end": 28537.46, "text": " that's all you can do bail out"}, {"start": 28537.46, "end": 28539.46, "text": " passenger teammate you're a bum"}, {"start": 28539.46, "end": 28541.46, "text": " your teammate's a bum too"}, {"start": 28541.46, "end": 28543.46, "text": " I got my legs"}, {"start": 28543.46, "end": 28545.46, "text": " I got my legs"}, {"start": 28545.46, "end": 28547.46, "text": " I got my legs"}, {"start": 28547.46, "end": 28552.46, "text": " I got my legs broke. What the fuck? You said it's Scream. You said it's Scream for another team."}, {"start": 28552.46, "end": 28554.46, "text": " Wait, why is everything later?"}, {"start": 28562.46, "end": 28564.46, "text": " Where you going, bro?"}, {"start": 28568.46, "end": 28571.46, "text": " Come on. Hello, bro."}, {"start": 28571.46, "end": 28577.7, "text": " like your kid is blowing by you bro"}, {"start": 28577.7, "end": 28581.98, "text": " never shoot that again in your life kid"}, {"start": 28581.98, "end": 28585.34, "text": " you hear me what you want to see a green"}, {"start": 28585.34, "end": 28589.02, "text": " you want to see a green dumb ass kid see"}, {"start": 28589.02, "end": 28597.1, "text": " agree just get my corner bro"}, {"start": 28597.100000000002, "end": 28599.100000000002, "text": " Hey crazy how you're making another"}, {"start": 28601.180000000004, "end": 28603.180000000004, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 28607.300000000003, "end": 28611.300000000003, "text": " He's fine. They're sick. Yeah, yeah, I need to do switches or something"}, {"start": 28611.3, "end": 28613.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28622.3, "end": 28627.219999999998, "text": " Bellow pussy how you do we know a bailout means kid"}, {"start": 28630.98, "end": 28632.98, "text": " Green bitch"}, {"start": 28671.3, "end": 28673.3, "text": " fucking knees"}, {"start": 28673.3, "end": 28675.3, "text": " What are you talking about kid?"}, {"start": 28676.18, "end": 28678.18, "text": " Lazy fucking Jason and me"}, {"start": 28678.18, "end": 28680.18, "text": " Are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 28680.18, "end": 28682.18, "text": " What are you talking about bro?"}, {"start": 28682.18, "end": 28684.18, "text": " What a bad mother to say you to sleep"}, {"start": 28688.66, "end": 28690.66, "text": " Fort"}, {"start": 28693.46, "end": 28695.46, "text": " I'm gonna just give it to you in six corner"}, {"start": 28695.46, "end": 28697.46, "text": " I'm gonna come to you so you can't steal it"}, {"start": 28697.46, "end": 28704.46, "text": " Give me my ball, give me my ball, give me give me, oh trust me, imma go corner, imma send this kid to sleep man"}, {"start": 28704.46, "end": 28709.46, "text": " One more, one more, one more, imma give it to you, imma give it to you, you can end it"}, {"start": 28711.46, "end": 28717.46, "text": " Come on, go to f***ing bed, go to f***ing bed, go to f***ing bed"}, {"start": 28717.46, "end": 28721.46, "text": " Hey see that little retarded ass kid, hey hey hey"}, {"start": 28751.46, "end": 28758.219999999998, "text": " fuck you bro fuck you that has had to block and we streaking and we streaking"}, {"start": 28758.219999999998, "end": 28764.739999999998, "text": " and we're on a win streak and we're streaking bro and we're on a crazy win"}, {"start": 28764.739999999998, "end": 28769.18, "text": " streak and we're streaking bro the balls want to be like on fire bro we're"}, {"start": 28769.18, "end": 28775.86, "text": " actually going crazy right now oh yeah we're streaking all night long baby"}, {"start": 28775.86, "end": 28777.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28780.18, "end": 28786.36, "text": " Fuck it was a girl was not a girl. That was a little kid"}, {"start": 28789.7, "end": 28794.14, "text": " Girl boy, whatever we just dropped him the fuck off everybody"}, {"start": 28799.14, "end": 28804.22, "text": " You know lock next lobby down now send us our next appointment right that ass I'm feeling good, bro"}, {"start": 28804.22, "end": 28807.84, "text": " I know you were green and good shit good fucking shit"}, {"start": 28810.460000000003, "end": 28812.460000000003, "text": " Bro lace, I don't think your mic is on"}, {"start": 28814.420000000002, "end": 28817.86, "text": " I had it off during the game, and I unmuted at the end"}, {"start": 28818.98, "end": 28823.86, "text": " You can't hear the case. Oh, yeah, but I have you muted so you can't hear me. Oh"}, {"start": 28825.14, "end": 28828.54, "text": " That's ass. You want me to unmute you? I can unmute you when we start"}, {"start": 28828.54, "end": 28836.780000000002, "text": " yeah I'm sorry I'm on you I literally just talking to my controller"}, {"start": 28888.54, "end": 28891.780000000002, "text": " We don't get all first come on what?"}, {"start": 28895.620000000003, "end": 28897.620000000003, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 28906.3, "end": 28912.66, "text": " I'm not gonna lie and I was up and it was contested whoa whoa whoa not gonna lie whoa"}, {"start": 28912.66, "end": 28919.66, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I like it, I like it."}, {"start": 28919.66, "end": 28923.66, "text": " I don't know if you need a screen, bro."}, {"start": 28923.66, "end": 28924.66, "text": " Stop it."}, {"start": 28924.66, "end": 28928.66, "text": " Oh, green hat, green hat, green hat, green hat."}, {"start": 28928.66, "end": 28932.66, "text": " Oh, how do you, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 28932.66, "end": 28934.66, "text": " You're just sitting in the paint."}, {"start": 28934.66, "end": 28936.66, "text": " How am I supposed to drive it to you?"}, {"start": 28936.66, "end": 28938.66, "text": " You're just sitting in the paint."}, {"start": 28938.66, "end": 28944.86, "text": " You just shoot that one this fucking giant is just gonna press wine get a contest on me. You didn't press why he literally"}, {"start": 28945.7, "end": 28950.56, "text": " Yeah, why is the jump button? Why do you think he jumped? Oh my god there?"}, {"start": 28960.42, "end": 28962.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28968.66, "end": 28984.06, "text": " Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Green. This is green. I need you bro. I can't have been,"}, {"start": 28984.06, "end": 28988.54, "text": " I can't, I literally couldn't have been a worse release."}, {"start": 28988.54, "end": 28990.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28992.02, "end": 28997.760000000002, "text": " Four seconds how when I'm green in that though good save I got it"}, {"start": 29004.420000000002, "end": 29008.54, "text": " You gotta be fucking kidding shooting fall that's what they're doing"}, {"start": 29013.98, "end": 29015.98, "text": " I can't we keep a safe face"}, {"start": 29015.98, "end": 29021.98, "text": " good pick up good pick up oh god have a demigod on me oh but I got a demigod on"}, {"start": 29021.98, "end": 29023.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29026.739999999998, "end": 29028.739999999998, "text": " That's a hundred percent contesting"}, {"start": 29032.78, "end": 29034.78, "text": " Every bow"}, {"start": 29047.42, "end": 29049.42, "text": " Well, that's"}, {"start": 29050.38, "end": 29055.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just a low-class accuracy my shit's low as fuck, too"}, {"start": 29061.74, "end": 29064.06, "text": " Yo, I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting"}, {"start": 29065.660000000003, "end": 29068.100000000002, "text": " Hang on he got my shit. He got my shit. He got my shit. I'm"}, {"start": 29072.260000000002, "end": 29074.260000000002, "text": " Remy that's it"}, {"start": 29074.260000000002, "end": 29079.86, "text": " Cut cut cut cut cut fake cut back there cut"}, {"start": 29079.86, "end": 29081.86, "text": " In there"}, {"start": 29081.86, "end": 29085.86, "text": " He's not jumping for shit"}, {"start": 29085.86, "end": 29086.86, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 29086.86, "end": 29087.86, "text": " Give it up!"}, {"start": 29087.86, "end": 29088.86, "text": " Oh yeah"}, {"start": 29088.86, "end": 29089.86, "text": " I'm gonna go back door again"}, {"start": 29089.86, "end": 29090.86, "text": " Actually, no I'm not"}, {"start": 29090.86, "end": 29091.86, "text": " I'll make you hear you"}, {"start": 29091.86, "end": 29102.86, "text": " We're good we're good we're good"}, {"start": 29102.86, "end": 29103.86, "text": " I'm here"}, {"start": 29103.86, "end": 29106.86, "text": " fuck why he stopped the fuck on my shit, straight up"}, {"start": 29106.86, "end": 29108.86, "text": " there's a green, he just stopped me"}, {"start": 29108.86, "end": 29112.86, "text": " I don't like crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab"}, {"start": 29112.86, "end": 29114.86, "text": " queen"}, {"start": 29114.86, "end": 29117.86, "text": " you gotta punch it, I got rebound, I got rebound"}, {"start": 29118.86, "end": 29120.86, "text": " hang on he buffs me up"}, {"start": 29120.86, "end": 29122.86, "text": " will we come in this game?"}, {"start": 29122.86, "end": 29123.86, "text": " we all in this bro"}, {"start": 29123.86, "end": 29126.86, "text": " this guy's takeover is, oh it's a defense takeover"}, {"start": 29126.86, "end": 29127.86, "text": " oh it's got a lock"}, {"start": 29127.86, "end": 29130.86, "text": " oh no fucking wonder bruh"}, {"start": 29130.86, "end": 29132.86, "text": " I don't know, I don't think he is though"}, {"start": 29132.86, "end": 29146.18, "text": " Hell no. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. We gotta take a smoke break, bro."}, {"start": 29146.18, "end": 29151.22, "text": " You feel that bot too? Okay. That guy's a bum, bro. They have one player on their team."}, {"start": 29151.22, "end": 29157.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's only the fucking ball of head. Yes! Oh yeah! Maybe we got battle out, maybe."}, {"start": 29157.420000000002, "end": 29164.02, "text": " I've never made it back back door back door back door. I heard you heard you oh"}, {"start": 29168.74, "end": 29171.120000000003, "text": " My god, where you going? Where you going? No, I don't got"}, {"start": 29175.18, "end": 29177.18, "text": " How am I so"}, {"start": 29179.660000000003, "end": 29181.500000000004, "text": " I'm gonna put I'm gonna corner I'm in the corner"}, {"start": 29181.5, "end": 29187.5, "text": " I have to pull it, I have to pull it, I have to pull it."}, {"start": 29187.5, "end": 29190.5, "text": " Nice good rebound, we got badge."}, {"start": 29190.5, "end": 29192.5, "text": " Almost in the corner, you got badge."}, {"start": 29198.5, "end": 29199.5, "text": " Shoot, shoot, shoot."}, {"start": 29199.5, "end": 29200.5, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 29203.5, "end": 29205.5, "text": " Back door, back door, back door."}, {"start": 29205.5, "end": 29207.5, "text": " I got a fucking rebounding badge."}, {"start": 29211.5, "end": 29214.5, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 29222.5, "end": 29224.5, "text": " Wow, wow, mistake!"}, {"start": 29224.5, "end": 29227.5, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 29236.5, "end": 29238.5, "text": " Always pushing me out of bounds."}, {"start": 29238.5, "end": 29241.06, "text": " I'm here. I'm here. These characters strong"}, {"start": 29243.82, "end": 29248.34, "text": " No, that's gone. No, that's just gone. Oh my gosh, you three"}, {"start": 29253.46, "end": 29255.46, "text": " Cutting heard you"}, {"start": 29255.46, "end": 29269.14, "text": " Oh my god, oh you're a legend what?"}, {"start": 29269.14, "end": 29278.579999999998, "text": " What is that cheese, cheese, hell no, what?"}, {"start": 29278.58, "end": 29284.420000000002, "text": " I'm not helping any more brother guarding us at the three now"}, {"start": 29286.260000000002, "end": 29288.260000000002, "text": " I'm jumping"}, {"start": 29291.34, "end": 29293.34, "text": " Suddenly guys we're selling"}, {"start": 29298.940000000002, "end": 29304.660000000003, "text": " Fuck this guy score on me bro. He can literally just score on me God fucking"}, {"start": 29308.58, "end": 29310.58, "text": " Fuck we gotta poke that shit"}, {"start": 29311.140000000003, "end": 29319.74, "text": " I got it. I got it. I got it. I heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you"}, {"start": 29321.660000000003, "end": 29325.800000000003, "text": " You need me to finish it yes or no you could do what you want no no fish"}, {"start": 29325.8, "end": 29339.48, "text": " We don't take that bro. We don't take that bro."}, {"start": 29339.48, "end": 29345.16, "text": " This guy actually is just clamping him. Let him shoot. Let him shoot. He's good. He can't shoot I"}, {"start": 29346.64, "end": 29348.64, "text": " Got my be able to shoot I'm playing"}, {"start": 29378.64, "end": 29381.96, "text": " Oh my god, no, no, oh my god."}, {"start": 29382.96, "end": 29384.8, "text": " I'm God. Oh my god."}, {"start": 29384.8, "end": 29386.399999999998, "text": " The window is actually big."}, {"start": 29386.399999999998, "end": 29387.48, "text": " That might be it, boys."}, {"start": 29387.48, "end": 29388.64, "text": " He can't shoot. He can't shoot."}, {"start": 29388.64, "end": 29390.04, "text": " We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 29392.04, "end": 29394.52, "text": " You gotta be fucking kidding."}, {"start": 29397.76, "end": 29399.32, "text": " Just you again, bro."}, {"start": 29408.64, "end": 29415.84, "text": " Choc with milk moustache."}, {"start": 29415.84, "end": 29419.64, "text": " That was another hater's right now bro."}, {"start": 29419.64, "end": 29426.399999999998, "text": " Yo, y'all can hear me, y'all are some fuckin' bums, man."}, {"start": 29426.4, "end": 29428.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29434.72, "end": 29436.72, "text": " Think I'm taking drink of water"}, {"start": 29441.72, "end": 29444.280000000002, "text": " Learn how to screen I know the screen there"}, {"start": 29447.480000000003, "end": 29452.24, "text": " Oh wait wait wait nevermind pump it pump fake"}, {"start": 29452.24, "end": 29459.24, "text": " Oh fake, oh fake, oh fake."}, {"start": 29459.24, "end": 29475.36, "text": " Well honestly, that wind felt really good man."}, {"start": 29475.36, "end": 29477.600000000002, "text": " or my trip to his park park is"}, {"start": 29479.88, "end": 29482.04, "text": " what do you prefer sit theater or park"}, {"start": 29486.84, "end": 29487.2, "text": " place"}, {"start": 29490.28, "end": 29490.64, "text": " place"}, {"start": 29492.16, "end": 29492.48, "text": " place"}, {"start": 29495.8, "end": 29496.440000000002, "text": " I was definitely"}, {"start": 29498.68, "end": 29499.2, "text": " I like"}, {"start": 29499.88, "end": 29500.440000000002, "text": " what it was"}, {"start": 29505.36, "end": 29507.12, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 29508.24, "end": 29509.24, "text": " Ten milligrams."}, {"start": 29510.760000000002, "end": 29511.760000000002, "text": " Oh, whoa."}, {"start": 29512.920000000002, "end": 29513.920000000002, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 29515.16, "end": 29516.56, "text": " This guy looks like a."}, {"start": 29517.24, "end": 29518.24, "text": " My god, definitely plays two."}, {"start": 29522.52, "end": 29523.920000000002, "text": " Teeny pancake."}, {"start": 29523.920000000002, "end": 29524.920000000002, "text": " Eight hundred and."}, {"start": 29525.760000000002, "end": 29526.48, "text": " Lace, bro."}, {"start": 29526.48, "end": 29527.48, "text": " You just let him."}, {"start": 29529.12, "end": 29530.64, "text": " Yo, you got two points."}, {"start": 29530.64, "end": 29532.52, "text": " Take my dick out of your throat, please."}, {"start": 29532.52, "end": 29537.96, "text": " those two boys those are game winning two points"}, {"start": 29537.96, "end": 29545.24, "text": " oh I'm right here what little boy little boy why you jumping boy he's"}, {"start": 29545.24, "end": 29548.44, "text": " jumping he's feeling froggy"}, {"start": 29549.08, "end": 29555.28, "text": " well he did I just got the yin and yang on his chest whoa whoa whoa that was"}, {"start": 29555.28, "end": 29557.56, "text": " freaky"}, {"start": 29557.56, "end": 29559.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29559.56, "end": 29561.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 29567.56, "end": 29569.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29574.04, "end": 29576.04, "text": " Oh, we're streaking baby back door"}, {"start": 29580.440000000002, "end": 29585.88, "text": " Yo, you gotta hit that I'm a retard. You can't fucking hold square when it's green"}, {"start": 29585.88, "end": 29591.920000000002, "text": " That was a free dump there's nothing you could possibly say to get me on your side"}, {"start": 29593.0, "end": 29595.0, "text": " You were wide open that was a good lob"}, {"start": 29598.56, "end": 29601.2, "text": " He's gonna check he's gonna check he's gonna check he's gonna check"}, {"start": 29602.280000000002, "end": 29604.280000000002, "text": " This kid is shit, man"}, {"start": 29604.32, "end": 29606.32, "text": " I'm gonna fuck up this kid"}, {"start": 29607.16, "end": 29611.780000000002, "text": " What what what what what what what what what what what green me?"}, {"start": 29615.88, "end": 29617.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 29617.88, "end": 29625.88, "text": " Is this kid out of his mind?"}, {"start": 29625.88, "end": 29627.88, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 29627.88, "end": 29629.88, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 29629.88, "end": 29631.88, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 29661.88, "end": 29663.88, "text": " You pump it can be like"}, {"start": 29667.48, "end": 29670.120000000003, "text": " Oh good pass. Ah, you could have laid nice"}, {"start": 29674.64, "end": 29676.64, "text": " Honey"}, {"start": 29676.64, "end": 29681.64, "text": " That's it. Easy."}, {"start": 29688.64, "end": 29690.64, "text": " That mass jump, bro."}, {"start": 29690.64, "end": 29693.64, "text": " Alright, like, tell the bailout."}, {"start": 29693.64, "end": 29695.64, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how you made that."}, {"start": 29695.64, "end": 29697.64, "text": " But we'll take that all day."}, {"start": 29697.64, "end": 29713.68, "text": " I'm not a liar bro this is the same game every fucking year oh my god"}, {"start": 29713.68, "end": 29718.68, "text": " They still go back to on give you a pass."}, {"start": 29718.68, "end": 29720.68, "text": " Open me. Open me."}, {"start": 29720.68, "end": 29723.68, "text": " Bro, you gotta open me. I can catch it."}, {"start": 29723.68, "end": 29724.68, "text": " Bro, open me."}, {"start": 29724.68, "end": 29725.68, "text": " I don't know if I can throw one."}, {"start": 29725.68, "end": 29726.68, "text": " Open me."}, {"start": 29726.68, "end": 29727.68, "text": " I don't want any stats into my alley."}, {"start": 29727.68, "end": 29729.68, "text": " I've known alley badge is none of that shit."}, {"start": 29729.68, "end": 29731.68, "text": " Open me. Open me. Open me. Open me."}, {"start": 29737.68, "end": 29738.68, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 29738.68, "end": 29739.68, "text": " Game time?"}, {"start": 29739.68, "end": 29740.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29740.68, "end": 29741.68, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 29741.68, "end": 29746.68, "text": " I didn't step back hard enough. How did this guy get his badge?"}, {"start": 29762.68, "end": 29765.68, "text": " Are you fucked bro? What is that?"}, {"start": 29771.68, "end": 29776.68, "text": " Good switch."}, {"start": 29776.68, "end": 29781.68, "text": " He's quick."}, {"start": 29781.68, "end": 29786.68, "text": " Stay on mine."}, {"start": 29786.68, "end": 29790.68, "text": " Wait, they say you stay on it?"}, {"start": 29790.68, "end": 29792.68, "text": " Yes, I'm staying on mine."}, {"start": 29792.68, "end": 29797.68, "text": " Protect you."}, {"start": 29797.68, "end": 29799.68, "text": " Hey, you're good!"}, {"start": 29801.68, "end": 29803.68, "text": " This guy's gonna horse me, though, for sure."}, {"start": 29805.18, "end": 29807.68, "text": " He wants to shoot so bad, bro."}, {"start": 29807.68, "end": 29809.68, "text": " He's so shit, he doesn't know how to play fucking Tuka."}, {"start": 29811.68, "end": 29813.68, "text": " He's actually fucking climbing."}, {"start": 29815.68, "end": 29817.68, "text": " What's that do to you, bro?"}, {"start": 29817.68, "end": 29819.68, "text": " What? You got your gun?"}, {"start": 29819.68, "end": 29821.68, "text": " Make it."}, {"start": 29827.68, "end": 29835.0, "text": " See I'm not gonna dick right though cuz I know it's I know I know you're just gonna you know I'm saying I'm not gonna dick right though"}, {"start": 29835.0, "end": 29837.0, "text": " Well, let's go part 3s"}, {"start": 29839.760000000002, "end": 29842.32, "text": " I'm with whatever I'm gonna go back to my"}, {"start": 29847.72, "end": 29849.72, "text": " Great great great"}, {"start": 29850.0, "end": 29852.0, "text": " Leave me open leave me open kid"}, {"start": 29852.0, "end": 29857.76, "text": " What yo this are you about your bitch"}, {"start": 29861.6, "end": 29867.04, "text": " Let me shoot bro, let me shoot bro. I think I can't shoot no more bro. I think I can't shoot bro"}, {"start": 29867.04, "end": 29891.72, "text": " it's all good bro end the game there"}, {"start": 29891.72, "end": 29896.06, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, Stezo"}, {"start": 29906.56, "end": 29908.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29915.0, "end": 29917.0, "text": " I'm dead ass"}, {"start": 29921.72, "end": 29928.920000000002, "text": " You want me to get you open everybody? Okay, what the fuck guys just famous word"}, {"start": 29930.440000000002, "end": 29934.36, "text": " Whoa, whoa Cesar whoa Cesar game dot"}, {"start": 29935.920000000002, "end": 29937.920000000002, "text": " Kim Tom"}, {"start": 29943.920000000002, "end": 29945.920000000002, "text": " Feel fucking"}, {"start": 29945.920000000002, "end": 29955.480000000003, "text": " How do you steal my points bro?"}, {"start": 29955.480000000003, "end": 29962.280000000002, "text": " I- I- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop!"}, {"start": 29962.280000000002, "end": 29963.280000000002, "text": " Wow, you're actually down."}, {"start": 29963.280000000002, "end": 29964.280000000002, "text": " Let me, let me take the back door."}, {"start": 29964.280000000002, "end": 29965.280000000002, "text": " Oh he can hear you or something."}, {"start": 29965.280000000002, "end": 29967.600000000002, "text": " He didn't give me the fucking timing."}, {"start": 29967.600000000002, "end": 29971.52, "text": " He definitely just heard you in game chat."}, {"start": 29971.52, "end": 29975.120000000003, "text": " It didn't give me the option to catch that bitch."}, {"start": 29975.12, "end": 29983.039999999997, "text": " I got tape bro. I ain't lying about agreeing to self this kid is so shit. Oh my god. Yeah, actually terrible"}, {"start": 29983.76, "end": 29986.36, "text": " He cannot get out of there, bro. I'm not"}, {"start": 29987.0, "end": 29989.0, "text": " green though"}, {"start": 29993.26, "end": 29995.26, "text": " No, Jason. Oh, you're trolling"}, {"start": 29997.6, "end": 29999.6, "text": " You're trolling you want to lose"}, {"start": 30005.12, "end": 30011.12, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 30012.12, "end": 30014.12, "text": " That's just where we get, bro."}, {"start": 30017.12, "end": 30019.12, "text": " Oh my God, oh my God."}, {"start": 30019.12, "end": 30020.12, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 30023.12, "end": 30025.12, "text": " Pick up, pick up, pick up."}, {"start": 30027.12, "end": 30028.12, "text": " Throw that."}, {"start": 30028.12, "end": 30030.12, "text": " Oh my God, GG's. Oh my God."}, {"start": 30030.12, "end": 30031.12, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 30031.12, "end": 30032.12, "text": " I mean, we lost."}, {"start": 30032.12, "end": 30034.12, "text": " Oh my God, we actually lost."}, {"start": 30035.12, "end": 30037.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30040.52, "end": 30044.68, "text": " Pick up stay in the pain stay in the pain. They want to paint. They want to paint"}, {"start": 30049.399999999998, "end": 30051.239999999998, "text": " I jump crazy why do you jump?"}, {"start": 30054.399999999998, "end": 30059.879999999997, "text": " You're so cute y'all make a fucking ass the fucking game boy the fucking game boy"}, {"start": 30059.88, "end": 30062.88, "text": " I have 11 rebounds on a guard bro."}, {"start": 30062.88, "end": 30066.88, "text": " Just sit in the corner and give me the ball so we can just win a game bro, please."}, {"start": 30066.88, "end": 30067.88, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 30067.88, "end": 30070.88, "text": " Don't even say brother, don't even say shit."}, {"start": 30070.88, "end": 30072.88, "text": " Yo that's embarrassing."}, {"start": 30072.88, "end": 30077.88, "text": " I just made you shoot 10 wide open 3s, both people trying to get a rebound against me and you didn't make a single one."}, {"start": 30077.88, "end": 30079.88, "text": " There's nothing you could say."}, {"start": 30082.88, "end": 30083.88, "text": " There's nothing."}, {"start": 30083.88, "end": 30085.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30087.56, "end": 30089.960000000003, "text": " Keep a maxed out three and a custom jump drop"}, {"start": 30092.68, "end": 30094.68, "text": " This kid was so asked to"}, {"start": 30095.48, "end": 30098.600000000002, "text": " And I'm not glad they were terrible though. They were actually really really bad"}, {"start": 30100.280000000002, "end": 30103.72, "text": " But like obviously we were one if we weren't trolling though like obviously"}, {"start": 30107.8, "end": 30109.8, "text": " Next win them off"}, {"start": 30110.16, "end": 30112.16, "text": " Bro, we're from a win streak"}, {"start": 30113.88, "end": 30120.88, "text": " Oh, but that was stupid, man."}, {"start": 30143.88, "end": 30148.36, "text": " bro what's up with this fucking slender man looking ass costume man?"}, {"start": 30148.36, "end": 30150.88, "text": " that ass though bro"}, {"start": 30150.88, "end": 30154.32, "text": " your face skin scares me bro"}, {"start": 30154.32, "end": 30155.32, "text": " okay that's just"}, {"start": 30155.32, "end": 30156.32, "text": " just go on the camera"}, {"start": 30156.32, "end": 30157.32, "text": " see that's just mean bro"}, {"start": 30157.32, "end": 30164.16, "text": " yeah that's just a hatred message bro we don't really need to acknowledge that"}, {"start": 30164.16, "end": 30165.16, "text": " that's just very mean"}, {"start": 30165.16, "end": 30169.16, "text": " alright I was on my phone"}, {"start": 30169.16, "end": 30188.88, "text": " Yeah, I don't like this mannequin shit, it's kind of sweet, it's kind of creepy, there's"}, {"start": 30188.88, "end": 30190.48, "text": " a little creepy."}, {"start": 30190.48, "end": 30198.0, "text": " Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."}, {"start": 30198.0, "end": 30200.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30201.08, "end": 30207.4, "text": " Like me out there. I'm telling you I'm on New York drill. Just tell them it's over, bro. I'm so dead ass, too"}, {"start": 30210.72, "end": 30215.64, "text": " Oh my god right here, don't worry, you know you finish. Oh, you know I'm a finisher"}, {"start": 30228.0, "end": 30229.0, "text": " HOTS!"}, {"start": 30235.5, "end": 30236.5, "text": " Aw, I got hands on the-"}, {"start": 30236.5, "end": 30238.5, "text": " GET IN THE FUCKING REBOUND!"}, {"start": 30241.5, "end": 30243.0, "text": " Hey, hold on, speak to the chat."}, {"start": 30243.0, "end": 30244.0, "text": " Let me read!"}, {"start": 30249.5, "end": 30252.0, "text": " Why did I just hear the fucking American Eagle?"}, {"start": 30253.5, "end": 30255.0, "text": " That might be his green shit."}, {"start": 30255.0, "end": 30260.0, "text": " I don't know his build, I don't know if he's dead."}, {"start": 30263.0, "end": 30265.0, "text": " Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, to hell with that."}, {"start": 30265.0, "end": 30267.0, "text": " Fuck no! Overly on that!"}, {"start": 30270.0, "end": 30272.0, "text": " Oh my god, what a step back."}, {"start": 30272.0, "end": 30274.0, "text": " Oh, you know I'm bringing this."}, {"start": 30274.0, "end": 30277.0, "text": " You got me fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 30282.0, "end": 30284.0, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 30284.0, "end": 30286.0, "text": " We good, bro"}, {"start": 30296.56, "end": 30298.56, "text": " We look he's not glitchy on me"}, {"start": 30302.04, "end": 30307.68, "text": " So it's just rich urge you urge you urge you"}, {"start": 30307.68, "end": 30311.12, "text": " My god slow down for a second"}, {"start": 30313.32, "end": 30317.36, "text": " Wow Wow Wow you're making him like a bunny Wow"}, {"start": 30324.72, "end": 30326.72, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 30328.32, "end": 30330.84, "text": " Love me love me love me love you"}, {"start": 30330.84, "end": 30333.16, "text": " You hurt you, you're feeling it, hurt you, hurt you."}, {"start": 30333.16, "end": 30338.66, "text": " I missed time to, oh my God, I could have slammed that hole."}, {"start": 30338.66, "end": 30340.28, "text": " Oh my God, I could have slammed it."}, {"start": 30344.12, "end": 30346.32, "text": " Oh, I missed time to, bro, I could have had that."}, {"start": 30352.32, "end": 30353.920000000002, "text": " And he's not helping, bro."}, {"start": 30353.920000000002, "end": 30356.420000000002, "text": " Hey, he's sitting corner on you like a hoe, bro."}, {"start": 30356.420000000002, "end": 30361.420000000002, "text": " you that shit easy as fuck it though"}, {"start": 30361.420000000002, "end": 30367.260000000002, "text": " love me love me love me love me heard you heard you heard you"}, {"start": 30367.260000000002, "end": 30369.38, "text": " put the fuck"}, {"start": 30369.38, "end": 30374.06, "text": " don't ignore it"}, {"start": 30374.06, "end": 30378.9, "text": " my kid just decided to not touch the ball bro"}, {"start": 30378.9, "end": 30381.38, "text": " oh this guy hit it all the way"}, {"start": 30381.38, "end": 30388.38, "text": " that's embarrassing green bean"}, {"start": 30388.38, "end": 30391.38, "text": " green bean green bean"}, {"start": 30391.38, "end": 30401.18, "text": " on it on that overly overly on that"}, {"start": 30401.18, "end": 30402.98, "text": " overly everywhere I'm everywhere I'm"}, {"start": 30402.98, "end": 30405.02, "text": " everywhere I'm everywhere overly overly"}, {"start": 30405.02, "end": 30408.460000000003, "text": " overly overly overly overly I'm in a"}, {"start": 30408.460000000003, "end": 30408.98, "text": " corner"}, {"start": 30408.98, "end": 30410.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30417.7, "end": 30419.7, "text": " You already know what I'm asked for"}, {"start": 30428.1, "end": 30430.739999999998, "text": " How am I not slamming that bro those on the green"}, {"start": 30433.46, "end": 30435.3, "text": " The mass fucking bot give me that"}, {"start": 30435.3, "end": 30450.14, "text": " Oh, that's not square."}, {"start": 30450.14, "end": 30451.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 30451.14, "end": 30452.14, "text": " Love me."}, {"start": 30452.14, "end": 30453.14, "text": " I'm coming to you and faking it."}, {"start": 30453.14, "end": 30454.14, "text": " Trying to ignore it."}, {"start": 30454.14, "end": 30455.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 30455.14, "end": 30456.14, "text": " Why do they do that every time?"}, {"start": 30456.14, "end": 30457.14, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 30457.14, "end": 30460.86, "text": " China ignore it. Yeah, why do they do that every time?"}, {"start": 30461.899999999998, "end": 30463.899999999998, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 30467.34, "end": 30473.66, "text": " Fuck I bet I scared that to me. All right, listen listen. We gotta finish with you. Would you know what bro?"}, {"start": 30474.66, "end": 30476.66, "text": " I heard you. I ain't gonna lie. I"}, {"start": 30476.66, "end": 30478.66, "text": " I'm laughing"}, {"start": 30486.14, "end": 30489.72, "text": " I'm not allowed to knock it they have less going"}, {"start": 30491.9, "end": 30497.96, "text": " Like that, I'm gonna be honest. That's I don't use like that's your fault. That's just some that's just some Mike Wang Ronnie to K"}, {"start": 30499.46, "end": 30501.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 30501.46, "end": 30507.94, "text": " Oh, hold on triple god hold on hold on steezo. Oh my god"}, {"start": 30515.14, "end": 30517.14, "text": " Fuck out my game we do that shit"}, {"start": 30517.62, "end": 30519.62, "text": " Wow a-a for"}, {"start": 30520.98, "end": 30527.62, "text": " I know we want to do another one. I'm down. I'm down for another one more. I might as well"}, {"start": 30527.62, "end": 30530.1, "text": " One more one more, bro. We got to one more"}, {"start": 30531.46, "end": 30543.46, "text": " One more!"}, {"start": 30543.46, "end": 30555.46, "text": " One more, one more!"}, {"start": 30555.46, "end": 30557.46, "text": " Dub hasn't finished his marathon"}, {"start": 30564.46, "end": 30566.98, "text": " I've been a dinner at nine, but I was trolling dude"}, {"start": 30569.86, "end": 30571.86, "text": " Holy ugly what happened to you?"}, {"start": 30585.46, "end": 30588.46, "text": " Come on, who dares to step on the core, bro?"}, {"start": 30588.46, "end": 30589.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 30589.46, "end": 30591.46, "text": " I say who dares to step on the core."}, {"start": 30591.46, "end": 30592.46, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 30592.46, "end": 30593.46, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 30593.46, "end": 30595.46, "text": " You guys got booters on their chest."}, {"start": 30595.46, "end": 30597.46, "text": " They got booters on their chest."}, {"start": 30597.46, "end": 30600.46, "text": " They got drippy light skin, face skins."}, {"start": 30600.46, "end": 30601.46, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 30601.46, "end": 30603.46, "text": " You guys got two-gauge in their eggs, bro."}, {"start": 30603.46, "end": 30604.46, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 30604.46, "end": 30605.46, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 30605.46, "end": 30608.46, "text": " Are these the olive boys?"}, {"start": 30608.46, "end": 30611.46, "text": " I'm hitting the pen's with Daniel, who's saying goodbye."}, {"start": 30615.46, "end": 30622.46, "text": " you know what i want bro you know what i want"}, {"start": 30625.899999999998, "end": 30630.899999999998, "text": " green bean"}, {"start": 30630.899999999998, "end": 30633.5, "text": " you know what i want you know what i want"}, {"start": 30633.5, "end": 30636.579999999998, "text": " i know what you fucking want"}, {"start": 30636.579999999998, "end": 30638.579999999998, "text": " i double tapped it on god"}, {"start": 30638.579999999998, "end": 30642.02, "text": " bro i would have gamed that i would have gamed that i don't know why it gave you a regular one"}, {"start": 30642.02, "end": 30644.86, "text": " you know what i want"}, {"start": 30644.86, "end": 30647.420000000002, "text": " He knows we're going back to our heat. I gotta like oh"}, {"start": 30649.86, "end": 30653.2, "text": " My god, bro, what's he jumping though?"}, {"start": 30655.06, "end": 30657.06, "text": " Yes, other buttons on this controller, too"}, {"start": 30659.3, "end": 30665.260000000002, "text": " Yo, I would have yammed that bro. I would have yammed that whoa, whoa, whoa, I try to go"}, {"start": 30665.260000000002, "end": 30667.260000000002, "text": " I did not mean to do that"}, {"start": 30667.260000000002, "end": 30669.260000000002, "text": " We good we good"}, {"start": 30673.54, "end": 30676.88, "text": " My guys a bum I think one of our guys is a 71 overall"}, {"start": 30678.340000000004, "end": 30684.02, "text": " It might be my guy you guys just like the guard. I don't think the bacon shoe just test is door-especting"}, {"start": 30688.54, "end": 30692.260000000002, "text": " Got him I just got him I got him I got him I got him I"}, {"start": 30693.500000000004, "end": 30695.500000000004, "text": " What"}, {"start": 30695.5, "end": 30697.5, "text": " I meant to pop-set there"}, {"start": 30700.5, "end": 30703.5, "text": " Got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him"}, {"start": 30705.94, "end": 30707.94, "text": " You know what I want"}, {"start": 30707.94, "end": 30709.44, "text": " You know what I want"}, {"start": 30709.44, "end": 30711.44, "text": " Fake like you're going three"}, {"start": 30711.44, "end": 30711.94, "text": " OH YEAH"}, {"start": 30711.94, "end": 30713.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 30715.14, "end": 30718.44, "text": " Bro that was the freest oh my what? How? Why?"}, {"start": 30719.98, "end": 30722.1, "text": " It's because we got no stats in there, bro"}, {"start": 30722.100000000002, "end": 30730.100000000002, "text": " They're both ass. Your kid's just quick. He's so fast. He's so fast, bro. He's just gonna run in the paint, bro."}, {"start": 30730.100000000002, "end": 30734.100000000002, "text": " So fast. Wanna switch? Nah."}, {"start": 30736.100000000002, "end": 30741.100000000002, "text": " He can't shoot. Fuck no, he can't. I'm just kicking horse though."}, {"start": 30741.100000000002, "end": 30747.100000000002, "text": " Two for a dollar. He's gonna make that. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 30747.100000000002, "end": 30749.100000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 30749.100000000002, "end": 30751.100000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 30751.100000000002, "end": 30753.100000000002, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 30756.100000000002, "end": 30758.100000000002, "text": " You can't do shit against me."}, {"start": 30763.100000000002, "end": 30765.100000000002, "text": " Five seconds."}, {"start": 30767.100000000002, "end": 30768.100000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 30768.100000000002, "end": 30770.100000000002, "text": " Get me down."}, {"start": 30770.100000000002, "end": 30781.100000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Look, he just helped the fucking post-moving just cheesed."}, {"start": 30781.100000000002, "end": 30786.100000000002, "text": " and it touched my dribble stick. Cheese Louise."}, {"start": 30791.100000000002, "end": 30794.100000000002, "text": " Rebound! What?"}, {"start": 30802.100000000002, "end": 30805.100000000002, "text": " Shit was off. If you get this back we're good."}, {"start": 30807.100000000002, "end": 30809.100000000002, "text": " Good pickup, good pickup."}, {"start": 30809.100000000002, "end": 30811.100000000002, "text": " On that."}, {"start": 30811.100000000002, "end": 30813.100000000002, "text": " Wait, go on, bro. Wait, go on."}, {"start": 30813.100000000002, "end": 30815.100000000002, "text": " Wait, go!"}, {"start": 30819.100000000002, "end": 30821.100000000002, "text": " You know what I want."}, {"start": 30823.100000000002, "end": 30825.100000000002, "text": " You know where you're from."}, {"start": 30825.100000000002, "end": 30827.100000000002, "text": " You know where the wall is."}, {"start": 30827.100000000002, "end": 30829.100000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 30829.100000000002, "end": 30831.100000000002, "text": " Get me back."}, {"start": 30831.100000000002, "end": 30833.100000000002, "text": " Back a lot of snow it, so I did have to shoot it."}, {"start": 30833.100000000002, "end": 30843.100000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna throw a recharge shot, it's actually doing a win."}, {"start": 30843.100000000002, "end": 30844.100000000002, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 30844.100000000002, "end": 30845.100000000002, "text": " C'mon bro."}, {"start": 30845.100000000002, "end": 30846.100000000002, "text": " Off-tribble, Ty, C-0, 2017."}, {"start": 30846.100000000002, "end": 30851.100000000002, "text": " Yup, yup, fade away, you already know, you know what I want, you know exactly what I"}, {"start": 30851.100000000002, "end": 30852.100000000002, "text": " want."}, {"start": 30852.100000000002, "end": 30859.100000000002, "text": " What the fuck, character just torqued me there!"}, {"start": 30859.100000000002, "end": 30871.680000000004, "text": " Oh my god, you got mouse he's so fast bro. He literally just he's just gonna run paint. Yeah. Yeah"}, {"start": 30871.68, "end": 30873.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 30873.68, "end": 30874.68, "text": " Once you pass this session."}, {"start": 30880.68, "end": 30882.68, "text": " Good deed, good deed, good deed."}, {"start": 30885.68, "end": 30887.68, "text": " He's running into something there, bro."}, {"start": 30890.68, "end": 30892.68, "text": " Green!"}, {"start": 30892.68, "end": 30895.68, "text": " Nothing we can do there, man. Nothing we can do there."}, {"start": 30895.68, "end": 30899.68, "text": " Dude, I actually feel like I played good decent after that trashcow hoad."}, {"start": 30899.68, "end": 30903.68, "text": " I jumped fully on me. Oh good. I just got to leave."}, {"start": 30910.68, "end": 30912.68, "text": " Yo, play paint. Play paint. Play help."}, {"start": 30919.68, "end": 30921.68, "text": " Alright, you don't have to switch on the pass."}, {"start": 30922.68, "end": 30924.68, "text": " I said switch on the pass!"}, {"start": 30925.68, "end": 30927.68, "text": " Yeah, late!"}, {"start": 30927.68, "end": 30934.68, "text": " Again, again, switch on the pass, switch on the pass."}, {"start": 30934.68, "end": 30943.68, "text": " Yes, he can't shoot, he can't shoot."}, {"start": 30943.68, "end": 30944.68, "text": " Fuck away."}, {"start": 30944.68, "end": 30945.68, "text": " Cheese, cheese, cheese."}, {"start": 30945.68, "end": 30946.68, "text": " He doesn't want to help, bro."}, {"start": 30946.68, "end": 30948.68, "text": " He just, he just, he just now, he's on the open."}, {"start": 30948.68, "end": 30949.68, "text": " Oh my god, that was so bad."}, {"start": 30949.68, "end": 30950.68, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 30950.68, "end": 30951.68, "text": " I just lost us the game."}, {"start": 30951.68, "end": 30952.68, "text": " I just lost us the game."}, {"start": 30952.68, "end": 30953.68, "text": " I just, I just, I just..."}, {"start": 30953.68, "end": 30954.68, "text": " We can get it back."}, {"start": 30954.68, "end": 30955.68, "text": " We'll stop, we'll stop."}, {"start": 30955.68, "end": 30958.68, "text": " I see you. I see you. I see you."}, {"start": 30958.68, "end": 30959.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 30959.68, "end": 30960.68, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 30960.68, "end": 30961.68, "text": " We got another one."}, {"start": 30979.68, "end": 30981.68, "text": " We got to play another one, bro."}, {"start": 30981.68, "end": 30982.68, "text": " Don't you feel that?"}, {"start": 30985.68, "end": 31011.64, "text": " I got the M3 Skully build, I got a win, I got a win, I got a win, I got a win, I ain't"}, {"start": 31041.64, "end": 31049.46, "text": " to hit the fucking car again. Oh you're getting fried, buddy. Bro, is that his face"}, {"start": 31049.46, "end": 31056.0, "text": " skate? Me. I hit it every time I miss."}, {"start": 31059.0, "end": 31066.84, "text": " Alright, this is 99 over Rob Brownshirt. This guy's got a fucking Superman cape on."}, {"start": 31066.84, "end": 31069.28, "text": " We're out losing by the way. I'm on demons. I'm now"}, {"start": 31073.56, "end": 31078.6, "text": " He did he did and I low-key did like some recharge shit right off the wide open. I don't know why I did it"}, {"start": 31091.04, "end": 31093.04, "text": " Way to fucking get a bucket for a while"}, {"start": 31093.04, "end": 31098.260000000002, "text": " Play play through the D. But you already know you already know what I want. Look how look how small he is"}, {"start": 31101.620000000003, "end": 31105.98, "text": " Miss my look at how small he is bro. I'm a six seven demi god"}, {"start": 31110.14, "end": 31117.34, "text": " No, bro, this guy's a baby, bro, baby. Yeah, miss much miss much"}, {"start": 31123.04, "end": 31125.04, "text": " I'm getting it, I'm getting it."}, {"start": 31126.04, "end": 31128.04, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 31133.04, "end": 31136.04, "text": " What, what, you don't think I can shoot? I'm a demigod, bitch!"}, {"start": 31137.04, "end": 31139.04, "text": " Are we good? Demigods get their own boards."}, {"start": 31140.04, "end": 31142.04, "text": " Yep. What? How was he-"}, {"start": 31142.04, "end": 31144.04, "text": " Are we good? Demigods get their own-"}, {"start": 31144.04, "end": 31146.04, "text": " WHAAAAAT?"}, {"start": 31149.04, "end": 31151.04, "text": " We good, we good."}, {"start": 31151.04, "end": 31153.04, "text": " than three"}, {"start": 31158.760000000002, "end": 31162.24, "text": " Hell no fuck not let's be out for fucking my"}, {"start": 31164.0, "end": 31172.34, "text": " Bailout of that's just some whole shit Wow, that's a crazy bailout. That's just some Ronnie fucking 2k Mike Lang"}, {"start": 31177.56, "end": 31179.56, "text": " You're not bullying shit, bro"}, {"start": 31181.04, "end": 31183.280000000002, "text": " He's just embarrassing, bro."}, {"start": 31183.280000000002, "end": 31185.56, "text": " Oh shit, I thought you were popping that, bitch."}, {"start": 31185.56, "end": 31188.280000000002, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 31188.280000000002, "end": 31189.72, "text": " I thought you wasn't going to take it back."}, {"start": 31189.72, "end": 31190.72, "text": " More coming, more coming."}, {"start": 31195.920000000002, "end": 31196.88, "text": " Oh yeah, take it."}, {"start": 31196.88, "end": 31200.36, "text": " Oh, holy shit."}, {"start": 31200.36, "end": 31202.84, "text": " Give me that!"}, {"start": 31202.84, "end": 31203.52, "text": " She's big ass."}, {"start": 31203.52, "end": 31205.88, "text": " I didn't take a shit up on him, bro."}, {"start": 31205.88, "end": 31207.760000000002, "text": " Oh my god, he's froggy, though."}, {"start": 31207.760000000002, "end": 31209.24, "text": " He's a jumper."}, {"start": 31209.24, "end": 31210.760000000002, "text": " He's a jumper."}, {"start": 31210.760000000002, "end": 31214.000000000004, "text": " you know what i want you know what i want"}, {"start": 31214.000000000004, "end": 31215.100000000002, "text": " he's not giving it"}, {"start": 31215.100000000002, "end": 31216.260000000002, "text": " brother that's just win bro"}, {"start": 31216.260000000002, "end": 31222.780000000002, "text": " i like this one"}, {"start": 31222.780000000002, "end": 31224.36, "text": " i i swear to god"}, {"start": 31224.36, "end": 31226.38, "text": " i did not mean to do that shit"}, {"start": 31226.38, "end": 31230.100000000002, "text": " alright, get those lobs"}, {"start": 31230.100000000002, "end": 31237.100000000002, "text": " what? get the ball!"}, {"start": 31237.86, "end": 31239.86, "text": " How we not getting"}, {"start": 31246.9, "end": 31250.820000000003, "text": " No shit set me set me set me set me set me"}, {"start": 31253.620000000003, "end": 31256.06, "text": " That's a baby, bro. Come on green me"}, {"start": 31259.180000000004, "end": 31261.180000000004, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 31261.980000000003, "end": 31263.980000000003, "text": " Look you got a baby on you"}, {"start": 31267.100000000002, "end": 31269.100000000002, "text": " green giant"}, {"start": 31273.460000000003, "end": 31275.460000000003, "text": " Wow, he jammed it on me, bro"}, {"start": 31283.940000000002, "end": 31285.940000000002, "text": " His little ass ain't making that"}, {"start": 31289.06, "end": 31291.06, "text": " Green bitch"}, {"start": 31292.180000000004, "end": 31296.100000000002, "text": " What's your three to 90 bro, you know what I want"}, {"start": 31297.100000000002, "end": 31302.260000000002, "text": " bro I could have jammed that bro I threw a lob but it gave you a regular on God"}, {"start": 31302.260000000002, "end": 31306.7, "text": " oh use button or stick I use button"}, {"start": 31306.7, "end": 31310.74, "text": " you button has so much input delay for me what a pass"}, {"start": 31310.74, "end": 31313.74, "text": " I'm sorry though"}, {"start": 31315.54, "end": 31322.06, "text": " you know I'm over four trying my hardest actually trying I'm sorry"}, {"start": 31322.06, "end": 31324.06, "text": " Like if I shoot, I shoot to make it."}, {"start": 31326.06, "end": 31327.06, "text": " Come here, I see it."}, {"start": 31327.06, "end": 31329.06, "text": " Oh yeah, please, please!"}, {"start": 31329.06, "end": 31331.06, "text": " Oh boy, oh boy!"}, {"start": 31332.06, "end": 31334.06, "text": " Come here, I shoot. All the way to pitch."}, {"start": 31335.06, "end": 31337.06, "text": " Ah, whoa!"}, {"start": 31337.06, "end": 31339.06, "text": " Nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 31339.06, "end": 31340.06, "text": " But a lot."}, {"start": 31340.06, "end": 31341.06, "text": " Great giant."}, {"start": 31343.06, "end": 31345.06, "text": " Come on. Give him 21."}, {"start": 31345.06, "end": 31347.06, "text": " I might have to, but..."}, {"start": 31352.06, "end": 31365.54, "text": " they're not moving bro they are phased get it oh my god oh my god give me"}, {"start": 31365.54, "end": 31372.7, "text": " give me get me get me get me get me I got a fucking baby on me bro what what"}, {"start": 31372.7, "end": 31374.7, "text": " What what what?"}, {"start": 31378.38, "end": 31381.7, "text": " All right, I lost it. I lost it. I lost it. I lost it. I lost it."}, {"start": 31383.02, "end": 31385.02, "text": " Me trying"}, {"start": 31389.5, "end": 31391.5, "text": " Don't jump"}, {"start": 31392.5, "end": 31394.5, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 31394.5, "end": 31396.5, "text": " that"}, {"start": 31398.7, "end": 31405.4, "text": " Hey fucking I would I'm taking that to I'll be honest obviously you know what"}, {"start": 31406.34, "end": 31408.34, "text": " hard you"}, {"start": 31413.16, "end": 31415.16, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 31424.5, "end": 31426.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 31438.58, "end": 31442.94, "text": " Know you want I know you want it. Oh, I know you want it. Oh, he jumped"}, {"start": 31445.22, "end": 31447.22, "text": " I'm trying to get them off you"}, {"start": 31449.06, "end": 31451.06, "text": " So I'm doing a little bit too much there"}, {"start": 31454.5, "end": 31460.42, "text": " make that one. How the fuck did he make that shit man?"}, {"start": 31460.42, "end": 31464.42, "text": " His little ass in the dream. Whoa whoa!"}, {"start": 31464.42, "end": 31472.42, "text": " Who are you talking to man? He's praying for bailouts."}, {"start": 31472.420000000002, "end": 31501.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god, he's going to bully me I think, I might just have to reach."}, {"start": 31531.420000000002, "end": 31543.960000000003, "text": " man I'm off bro what I'm off bro I'm off bro I just turned off my P5 bro watch it"}, {"start": 31543.960000000003, "end": 31550.280000000002, "text": " dad watch this is preparing to turn off bro bro that was over there I'm gonna that was"}, {"start": 31550.280000000002, "end": 31552.280000000002, "text": " I just want to shit them on the line, god."}, {"start": 31552.280000000002, "end": 31554.280000000002, "text": " Dude, that was good."}, {"start": 31554.280000000002, "end": 31556.280000000002, "text": " You can't go wrong there, bro."}, {"start": 31556.280000000002, "end": 31558.280000000002, "text": " That was fun."}, {"start": 31560.280000000002, "end": 31562.280000000002, "text": " I missed the bright."}, {"start": 31562.280000000002, "end": 31564.280000000002, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 31564.280000000002, "end": 31566.280000000002, "text": " Alright, well, see you around, bro. I'll catch ya."}, {"start": 31566.280000000002, "end": 31568.280000000002, "text": " Alright, dude."}, {"start": 31568.280000000002, "end": 31570.280000000002, "text": " Alright, see ya."}, {"start": 31570.280000000002, "end": 31574.280000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna make sure you make it off the call live, though."}, {"start": 31574.280000000002, "end": 31581.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, let's see."}, {"start": 31581.280000000002, "end": 31596.280000000002, "text": " This six seven build is dominating two cases."}, {"start": 31596.280000000002, "end": 31598.280000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 31601.160000000003, "end": 31603.160000000003, "text": " Check"}, {"start": 31603.600000000002, "end": 31607.72, "text": " They check that's it for me, bro. I check that's it for me, man"}, {"start": 31610.88, "end": 31616.24, "text": " Yeah, board what I mean, bro. It's like the zoning problem in 2k26 needs to be studied"}, {"start": 31617.520000000004, "end": 31621.56, "text": " And screens I got I got your pop. I got your pop open open"}, {"start": 31651.56, "end": 31653.56, "text": " I like the breakers today"}, {"start": 31657.98, "end": 31663.0, "text": " Don't be nervous big guns don't be nervous big guns. Don't be nervous big guns"}, {"start": 31671.440000000002, "end": 31676.780000000002, "text": " It is kind of straight. All right chat listen tomorrow. I won't be live"}, {"start": 31676.780000000002, "end": 31678.780000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 31678.780000000002, "end": 31680.4, "text": " Won't be live tomorrow"}, {"start": 31680.4, "end": 31684.38, "text": " But I will be live the next day and you already know what we're about to do bro"}, {"start": 31684.9, "end": 31686.9, "text": " Road tripping with me"}, {"start": 31687.54, "end": 31688.940000000002, "text": " dub"}, {"start": 31688.940000000002, "end": 31690.940000000002, "text": " T-Banks. Oh"}, {"start": 31691.100000000002, "end": 31693.7, "text": " My god, bro. I guess that bro my god, bro"}, {"start": 31697.180000000004, "end": 31699.180000000004, "text": " They pledged bro"}, {"start": 31702.340000000004, "end": 31705.800000000003, "text": " Maybe by then my hair will grow but my hair, you know, yeah"}, {"start": 31706.780000000002, "end": 31712.460000000003, "text": " Car vid car vid coming out probably like a week a week a YouTube video"}, {"start": 31713.38, "end": 31715.620000000003, "text": " Party traffic. Not not tomorrow"}, {"start": 31717.940000000002, "end": 31719.940000000002, "text": " YouTube video with Leah Holton"}, {"start": 31720.460000000003, "end": 31722.020000000004, "text": " out"}, {"start": 31722.020000000004, "end": 31724.020000000004, "text": " Probably next week as well, but"}, {"start": 31725.06, "end": 31727.500000000004, "text": " Hey, yeah, I love you, bro. Thank you for watching"}, {"start": 31729.820000000003, "end": 31731.820000000003, "text": " I am out of here"}, {"start": 31732.300000000003, "end": 31734.300000000003, "text": " I'm out of her"}, {"start": 31736.780000000002, "end": 31738.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, cutie music there."}, {"start": 31741.780000000002, "end": 31743.780000000002, "text": " W's."}, {"start": 31743.780000000002, "end": 31745.780000000002, "text": " W's."}, {"start": 31747.780000000002, "end": 31750.780000000002, "text": " Poster? I'll post the poster tomorrow."}, {"start": 31751.780000000002, "end": 31753.780000000002, "text": " I'll post it tomorrow."}, {"start": 31766.780000000002, "end": 31768.840000000004, "text": " you"}]}