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He's pencil you look like Benji. Yep. We're on a solid runs today. He said I look Mexican
Um, yeah, yeah, Chino yo barber, you look like a victim.
I don't even know what that means, uh, fired, okay, uh, you saw your face and thought the
hair was the issue, okay, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, Yugi had a men pin plug, hit him
up, oh, bruh.
I got a derma roller, okay, uh, Chad, my derma roller is coming in today, I will be using
Um, the room was a derma roller of segment very soon. You chopped either way why one side darker than the other?
What does that even mean bro?
Well, that's cuz the lighting that's cuz the lighting bro
It's the lighting bro dang uneven fade okay, bro. Let me let me fix this shit
I'm not top bro. This is a regular haircut. Okay. It's just the lighting is fucked up
Please go back to another Barbara pull us to eat Saeed. Should I just get mohawk, bro?
Does the lighting make you, all right, all right, all right.
You have ants on your face.
Bruh, bruh, let me tell y'all something, man, all right?
To glow up, you gotta glow down.
And right now, I'm on my glow down arc, all right?
And it's gonna take like, bro,
probably like a month and I'm back in shape, bro.
Because haircuts, you know haircuts,
you gotta let them marinate, especially, you know,
my type of hair, you gotta let it marinate
for like about a week or two.
and then I'm back to, and I'm good, okay?
But my goatee, my shit coming in, bro!
My shit will be fine!
His cut was not this bad yesterday.
God, why do I have that haircut on?
God, there's something wrong.
Yo, something is wrong with me, bro!
I look good in this, dude!
Oh bro, Allah ya'll finished.
Oh my god, bro.
You got a helmet hair now, bro.
I don't even know what I mean.
Kill your brother.
Whatever, whatever.
Get it all out, man.
All right, listen, we gotta stay at the stream started, okay?
Today, we will be gaming.
Okay, yes.
Long awaited gaming stream.
I will be gaming with Ron, Jinxie, and Laze.
I'll be playing and finishing How to Fish, OK?
We'll be doing that today.
I'll probably do that in like an hour or so.
And then after, I mean, Adapt asked me,
but he wanted to do Rice and Crackers again.
So I wanted to do that.
But I asked him what time he wanted to do it,
and he did not reply.
So, hopefully after, because the Dappie booted up later in the day,
hopefully after we finish gaming, we go IRL, hop in the kitchen,
and do some rice and crackers.
No pixel, I want to do no pixel as well.
I downloaded 5M, I also downloaded 2K, just in case a Dapp does not, like,
trying to stream.
So, yeah, we can do the face scan today.
I got the chomp filter on today, so maybe the 2K face scan.
Shit will be funny did no pixel. Did you get an invite? Wait, hold on. I gotta get an invite it asked
What you mean, I gotta get an invite, bro
What you mean, I gotta get an invite, bro
It's whiteless error, bro, I I played no pixel before I
I played a no pixel you too ugly to get invited. Oh God you're weird, bro
Okay, and you're a good thing
It's a new server
Okay, so I gotta I gotta get invited
Who do I ask to get invited male?
You low-key look kind of tough you look older and more mature
bro thank you thank you bro some way mods mod mod this guy bro matter of fact
matter of fact what is it but what is this we need you man try thank you
seriously seriously I'm not a mod you aren't anything because thank you
It's not my all it's the other weird. Let's see male
So that we could do made back Monday, and it was so much fun, although I feel like I
Feel like I
Yeah, she did has booted up right after made back Monday
That's kind of fire. Um, I kind of stun locked him a little bit
Um, every time I talked about death and dying, he kind of freezes up, you know?
Yeah, I-I-I did, yeah.
I-I don't know, where-where.
I feel like that-this may be my day, I learned a lot from the last one.
You know, I just don't know what to really say or how to transition out of that death, death part.
like he would kind of he would kind of like not know what to say at all and so
it was kind of funny because I was like curious like how he would like what he
would say you panic yeah but it was it was very cute he's a baby yo I'm bro I
gotta I'm a grown ass man I'm tired as baby ag baby Jason he's just a baby bro
I'm not 19 no more. I'm 22 team. I'm a grown-ass man. You see the face away on my face, right?
You see the face away on my face, right? I'm not a baby. You want my grown-ass man?
And bro, not a baby like grown-ass man 22
All I see is ants crawling on your top live. Oh god, bro. Yeah, I gotta stop. Yeah, I gotta stop
You really tougher way to two pay nowadays. Okay
Okay, okay, weak ass, okay, yeah, yeah.
Bro, but yeah, shot to rate, man.
She's super nice, super interactive,
every phone answered the questions very well.
She's a great guest, you know, a lot of respect for rate.
But I will say this, y'all, chat.
Who do y'all want on the next May back Monday?
Who do y'all want?
Also, I'm looking for,
God, every time I full screen, bro,
That was good, Joe Bart, I would love to do a Joe Bart.
I would love to get Kai, I'd love to get Speed,
I'd love to get CR7, yeah bro, good, good, yep.
Ryan Higa, I would love to get Ryan Higa.
You fistban yourself.
YBG, Silky?
Yo Silky bro, oh no, not 60 bro, 60 got partnered bro.
I see you got partnered, hey 60 bro.
Congratulations. I'll be tuning in, dude. Congratulations on final, dude.
Get yo' Viber on Mayberry Monday. I got some questions.
Need a job opportunity chat. Man, it's all the watchers in the chat.
I am looking for a new Tik Tok editor, okay?
My current one Breathe is super good, but college is starting soon, so I need an editor.
He let me know.
He's like, yo, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I gotta go to school.
I can't focus on this anymore or not as much as I used to, you know what I mean?
Everyone spamming me, listen, DMs are open, post in the comm, you're edit, maybe some
stats of your tiktok if you're like a tiktok fan account post it in the
com I'll look throughout the com or hit my mods or get in contact with me
somehow go on Instagram hit me on Instagram a kaijuri brother brother
kaijuri shout out to kaijuri but kaijuri is that completely but honestly if a
A Kyjury is good at like the editing style that, you know, streamer, TikTok, editing style.
If he's good at that, then I'll be down, but like, he be doing this tracks.
Oh my god!
This tracks? I mean, their straps, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fine.
Um...
no bro listen oh my bro whatever me need more man chat anymore man wasn't live
yesterday because I was filming my the core video okay I officially gotten the
car
We're real coming soon, okay?
It's gonna be about about a week, okay, because it's got to come, it's got to come, Jack.
It's got to be about a week.
Alright, I know, I know, I know, oh my god, bruh.
It's gonna take a week, maybe like four or five days, okay?
Yeah, yeah
Huge male
Stop stalling me. Yo, stop. Can we not make this like the thing like way back in the brawl on days it was
That one Drake song now is this shit. I'm 13 minutes. It's my fucking stream. Go fuck yourself, buddy
Mother I'm not putting this shit on my head dude. Alright, I'm not putting it on. I'm not use if bro
I'm not insecure about my hair. Okay. I'll show it off. It'll grow back its hair
Epic calls out the core boys. Wow, this is this is male for sure
Epic calls out the core boys for wasting 20 million on LA content house just to not do group content
Warning cat itch mid-video crying emoji skull emoji
Alrighty disappointed. I'll say that asked this one. What does that mean cat itch?
What though oh shit hold on I got it
Okay
Uh...
What the fuck?
What the...
Oh shit, hold on, I got it.
Sorry.
Hey, well, don't judge me on that, I scratched with my foot, okay?
Do not judge me on that, and I swear if anyone clipped that, I swear whatever, I'll do not.
Alright, anyway.
Alright.
Besides streaming though, the core board is, look, I'm not hating on them, okay?
I'm just saying that they need to actually do a group stream, like all of them.
Like Silky, Marlin, Ron, all of them, a group stream.
Because lately they've been doing separate streams.
I'm like, I am besides the caretaker series, but I'm saying like in general, they made a whole house for the group.
We didn't make the house.
We used that house for the streams.
I thought we were racists.
But do group streams ever happen?
Like, you're a group. If you're gonna do these whole streams, what's the point of the group?
I ain't gonna lie, he's spitting, bro. You know what I mean? I ain't lying, he's spitting, chat.
I came in live, bro. You know, Epic.
I've seen some other shit on my timeline about Epic, bro.
He's spitting. He did that spitting.
Sell group streams. You know, it takes six to take over, right, chat?
You guys got your YouTube?
Yeah, but I do agree, bro. I do want to get at least one group stream, or maybe two, before the shooting awards.
But, yeah, hire him as a content manager.
Honestly bro, Epic, we might need you as a content manager because bro, we just need
more.
We need to add a person to our empire, the core empire.
So, epic.
Man, I'll see you in another video and get in contact with Betsy.
Let's make it happen bro, let's add you to the team.
Male!
My Dua of the Year!
Dua Demon emojis, demon emojis!
What the fuck?
What, like what, like what, like what, bro?
What the fuck?
What is that?
What is that, Eddie, bro?
But yeah, hey, Drew X Jason for doing the year.
GG camping stream?
Holy fucking slob.
Let's see this shit, man.
What
He didn't even do it or is like
Tomorrow oh tomorrow at 2 p.m. Oh, I thought it was just D to like run 26 miles
Why clouds are you back?
Way we bad we bad we go we go we go we go I
Don't understand why the point two and why 26 why so specific?
I
Cuz that's a marathon
You know what I hate Jason the weaned
Every time I met him such a sweet guy
Oh my god, he does those push-ups. He has those my full dog arms. I am retreating bro. He's not even like
Yeah, why are you retweeting bitch?
He's not saying in a bad way bro. He's talking about my elbows. Oh
Under by people that are double-jointed double-jointed deserve to be treated like X-men put him in
a
You're like James Ray the bald paraplegic professor. Oh my god
I mean he does those push-ups and he literally turns into an English bulldog
Yes, I see a I see a double join it and do the eyelid flutes of the same
Oh, no, they worship we do boards what an inhibitor in the back of their neck
If you ever used to flip your thing and then play with a Ouija boy, I see that people are in jail
Please don't like I'm not asking you don't speak to me. That's oh my god
You never met a brother of mine that was double-jointed. Oh, I've met a lot of brothers with a lot of things
Oh fuck, bro.
Dude, you're a disgusting human, bro.
You're not going to treat me like a customer.
You know, I'm an eating clip.
Hey, listen.
I have a lot of, you know, like strange things about myself,
like my elbows on double-joining.
Honestly, that's literally it, bro.
I don't know why the fuck y'all are treating me like an
search for rest of real big you know I'm saying my face my face is normal I go
out in public and I literally get catcotted sometimes it literally
happened on string to us I don't even I know you're about to spam the cat look
your sideways emoji but it's the truth
welcome to earth bro whatever all right what the fuck is this dude now oh god
your room. Yeah, Wilbur bruh. It's nowhere near as bad, dude. Alright, so get the fuck off my dick.
Oh my god! Delete your barber. Oh, y'all are weird. Have you ever gotten a good haircut?
Yo bro, yo bro, if I ever start talking about getting a haircut, grab a gun and blow my shit
smooth off
All right chat. I need y'all if I ever talk about getting a haircut
Send an assassin to kill me and chop me up into tiny little pieces
alright
No more haircuts 2026. I'm done. I'm done. I
Said no more tapers to guess what I got a fucking taper has not even faded properly on God. I should
Bro, my shit ain't even fucking faded!
Maybe you should stop dick writing YBG.
So because YBG got a haircut, y'all think I got a haircut?
No, bro, because my hair was long and in my hair it was like damn, it was lucky heavy
on top.
I'm gonna trim a little bit.
I asked for one inch off the top.
This guy's got a rubber slumped me out.
Illuminati mail.
Under President Trump, the United States
will stand with the Jewish people.
We have implemented a vigorous new visa policy
that will prevent foreign nationals
coming to the United States to foment hatred against our Jewish community. We are holding
international organizations. I can't fuck with this bro. Is this AI? Was that a real person?
I don't know bro. He might be an alien
This shit is straight out of a sitcom
Just do the debt I'm never
You guys are air-pussy, you're making a back-
GO! GET! BACK!
Wait, oh, what the fuck was that?
You wanna put it in your phone, Rinky?
No, man!
Should I change my Rinkton?
I
Know you said to your barber that it was perfect at an end to nine a lot you got me bro
Looked to myself in mirror
All right, how much is it how much is it yo, I'll fuck with it. Thank you. I did I said this mom I said, yeah
Yo, it's just clean, bro
This is nice. And how much? $85. I bet. Tap. Tip. Tip 20% as well. Got out of here, bro.
$85 and fuck your shit up, bro. Oh my god.
Why'd I just see a gif in the chat? What the fuck?
How his was better
Yeah, bro comparison is a thief of joy
Tell me you got the haircut after doing the car video. Yes, I did it after the car video, bro
Okay, but I'm not fully done with the car video yet
Like I gotta I gotta feel when I'm in the cars fully that you know when I get the car and shit, okay?
Why are y'all saying G to best all right y'all are acting on my hair color is it gonna make
it makes people less inclined to click we're a wig it is bro bro I was chopped before and
people still watched okay now honestly y'all probably will watch me more because all the
No chopping up, it's probably more relatable!
The fuck?
Fuck y'all, man.
Also chat.
Y'all, let me know about this stream idea.
Not ending stream until I find a needle in a haystack.
E-wrap homage, bro.
Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know.
Let me-
Let me know, let me know.
I know there's not a dubcom, but this family is genuinely hilarious.
Oh shoot!
Something popped out, grab me.
Ah!
Oh shoot, what is this?
I don't know.
Let's take it to the table and find out.
Alright, let's see.
W fuckin' bad, man. W-W father.
I wonder why Crumble, like, don't...
Do they say a holy PR farm?
Bro, he's just eating Crumble cookies with his son. It's not a PR farm.
Start with an E. Like, why don't I put an E on it?
I wonder, it must be copyrighted or something.
What do you think?
Here, give me a second.
All right.
Yeah, I think my dad might be a little tarted.
Yo, how old is Wu-Wang?
What the fuck, yo?
Because, like, why can't we just ate the cookies?
I see why I'm in a costume.
He's pushing 40 and eating couple cookies in a chicken costume.
I ain't gonna lie, it's faxed up.
It has to be something a little wrong with.
I ain't gonna lie, it's faxed up.
I'm literally so confused right now.
He has a little creeper hat made for two-year-olds
in a chicken costume at 33 years old.
That is definitely Dub's son, bro.
What up, Wibbit?
Hey!
He knows how to ask you, man.
First off, would you take my haircut, huh?
Oh, I see.
Hold on.
Bro.
Yeah?
Hey, hey!
Kill your barber.
Bro, look at that.
It looked like the OG haircut, bro.
No!
No!
It's like the haircut from back in the day, so we got yesterday?
Yeah.
Hell no, boy.
After you dip it once in the salami, you got this.
Yeah, I'm like, oh yeah.
Yeah, now this one too.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, she wore that yesterday.
Yeah, this is my game worn date.
It's game worn, bro.
Hey, the sweatpants?
Yeah, I got it.
Why, man?
I'm just shooting it.
Why?
Because, bro, I rolled out of bed, and it didn't work.
You don't change into your PJ or something?
I don't know, bro.
You got that new bedding crop on.
Hey, what are these?
Oh, no, man.
I like this shirt, but if I wring my hands, then my tongue will shut.
Well, so, uh, how was it?
Well, it was a beautiful night.
We went to the groves, and I saw Nick there.
Did I?
I was walking with her, right?
We were walking.
I about to go to some place, and I heard, my man.
I'm like, hey, Nick?
And I doubted, what you're here to see?
I heard some idiots running.
I mean, someone's here to see the idiots.
I was like, what are you with it?
He was like, no, I know him.
They're alone.
He was by himself?
Yeah.
He's watching the movie.
movie gross and all right movie's pretty good oh yeah had a great night bro we got
McDonald's after McDonald's all right and not that I kiss and tell okay that's
nice bro what do you think it's just cool she's awesome right fun to talk to
had a great time yeah that's nice bro I'm happy for you you did us are so happy
You came you came to work with the same draw
Yeah, I just don't really shower before we're gonna do it
But it'd be like I'm live pull up and I'm like I bet and I just drop out well
I take you that it's well, but what are you get up? Oh act well, and I brush my teeth and I drive
Late last night. Yeah, I did
That's because the guys were in my room being like, oh
What'd you do?
Did I?
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Are the greedy goblins.
But I'm actually leaving the greedy goblins
for now, I'm bored.
Adam Mazer Barber.
That's just like, this is my own chat today, bro.
I'm already ready.
I'm ready, bro.
Oh, it's OK.
Actually, it's good.
Thank you.
Actually, second date.
Here's Carlos.
Yeah, second date confirmed, bro.
Nice.
What a great job.
Ah, fuck man.
No chillin, what the fuck happened here? I'm not chillin, nice bro, nice. You've got a friend of me. That's not even that bad bro, like yeah.
See, you can't hear me.
LIKE!
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
I'm not wearing beanies, bro, I'm not wearing beanies, I'm not wearing beanies.
Alright, let's go through the con, bro. Let's go through the shit, bro.
Wwop bro after the road trip stream. I want to I want to do a day with whoop and dub
But the road trip stream I ain't a lot that she's gonna be sitting over
That she's gonna be sitting classic
Yo, bro, like I could have had some shit like this chat. Let's all look like it could be worse
Look this is motion
And the letting was popping this looks better, so y'all are telling me go back to the Edgar
Why you look so different because it was like two years ago or
Or just not get the side eat
Did they beat a record check
I'm gonna lie
They just got a hundred pieces and I get ordered. Yeah, I don't know if that has ordered that shit, but do you use?
No, I love well fuck no
I
Hot job Bimo, how do I look like the devil?
You're beautiful
This dead-ass you know it's not not bold. I do got the mustache
All right, but I'm not bald. Oh, what is with these gifts?
bro what the fuck did i just see martin
you gotta make that stream
I
$30 thing the first one
Cinder may end like bro. I'm so pissed off that you bro
but
Find me the owner of the car we're talking about.
So I can put my hand on him.
Look how much. What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this? Seriously.
I haven't got to watch this video.
Please make this clear you didn't get this.
Instant dye.
Isn't that funny?
I don't know you put icing and then jelly on top of a fucking cake.
I don't know why I'm very tired, I gotta get a key to beer.
I gotta get a son.
So that I can have a son that laughs at all my jokes,
like whoop, laughs at all the dumb jokes.
Facts.
Here he go.
Oh yeah, there's a dude.
Look at the tears rolling down his face.
Yo, Jonathan, number five.
All right, here.
These niggas made me pay half the $5.00.
It's RakePost?
What?
Why y'all bro?
What did he post me or something?
Fuck, bro.
I'm with not a one guy, man.
Fear of missing out.
I'm with not a one guy man. Fear of missing out? September 15th? Wait. I knew a single,
a single. Wait, an album? An album? Or a single? Oh my god, say you should have got the rice
man coming back so you swear to God the right man coming back
a little funny throwback I found what
No, Jay. Jay, no.
All right, showers are also required.
Oh!
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Big Bear?
Yo, is this not the adrenaline rush system you guys see?
Wow. Good old days, Jack.
How is Yugi so much uglier now?
I'm not gonna lie. I had some bullshit on my head
Yugi was chopped bro. He's spamming a skull cap hat combo. Archey, Archey looked the exact same
YBG
YBG got chopped lowkey
Actually, nah, he lowkey glowed up with the little go T-VOP.
I'ma please get a skull cap. Yo Yugi, I don't want to hear that shit from you, doc
Yugi, I don't want to hear shit from you. I don't want to hear why do you keep getting haircuts?
Brother, brother, you're, wow.
Bitch, you're ugly, bro.
Don't be in my chat talking about you're ugly
when you're fucking like, you're disgusting to look at.
Like you're not even human.
Yo, bro, get up in my chat with that bullshit.
Yo, another thing, bro.
Speaking of Sunny, I made a joke in the car with Ray talking about yo, I told Sunny here's a contract for your visa
90% of your earnings
Tell me why I have to fucking internet
100k like banger seal God it was a hundred thousand likes seal God bro
No, it wasn't yo tell me why the internet is so gullible really like I could literally
speak in the most sarcastic boys in the world and they'll be like yeah dude really fucking
90 90% of your earnings who's starting that fucking contract obviously it was a joke not
Like you were not joking. Yeah, I wasn't joking me on a Sunday saw that contract and she obviously is gonna be calling her
Because all your Asian viewers need visas that's just not relatable and wait, that's just any that makes no sense
Y'all are all from the US mostly mostly
Tried to form right with that cushion it got you for him crumb I was in a farm, bro
is that I can feel that he appreciates me.
Like, I can feel that he looks up to me.
I can feel that he respects me, which I value a lot,
especially in this space.
It is very, since I met him, he's always been so kind to me.
And he makes me feel like people remember me for my double use
and not by else.
That's how Jason makes me feel.
He makes me feel like I'm the one.
Hey, that's what I was going for.
That's what I was trying to do.
Aw, that'll be you raving, that'll be you raving.
He makes me feel like respected, which is really cool.
Hey, Chad.
Now, how do I make y'all feel?
You know, I try to respect that my guests try
to make the feel of the best.
How do I make y'all feel, man?
How do I make uncomfortable, sick, ugly, and poor?
I want to throw up looking at you.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Dark Knight with the Five Gifted.
Thank you for the Five, Bro.
You make me feel handsome.
I don't want...
No, no, no.
Mods.
Alright, being everybody that I say I make them feel handsome, bro.
Because I've seen Youssef chat and I've literally seen...
I've seen people be like,
I watch you because you make me feel better about myself.
I want to be that type of streamer, all right?
I love making y'all feel good, bro,
but I don't want to make y'all feel good
because of the way I look, all right?
So, let's not do that, bro.
They used to sprain hard eyes, what happened to us?
Brother, there's a thing about looks.
It's up and down, up and down, okay?
You know what I mean?
Even bro, everybody got the ups and the downs.
Marlon had the downs earlier this year. Now he's backing us up, but right now on my mind down. I'm preparing for a winner
I'm bulking and they know that a couple months before I'll be back up. So
Come on guys. Just come on
Discord or bet
Anymore mail chat
Best Streamed Series edit, it's not an edit, bro
Oh
She really embraced that shit
That's what helped him decide.
Oh, awesome!
That's all you had to say.
I third now, I third now.
You look like a major upgrade.
Your tier two subs can now send gifts in chat.
Get psyched and let your community know they got a whole new way to blow up chat.
Hey, man, let's get the tip tools going to the chat if you want to send the gifts, bro
Listen, listen. Yes, you could make fun of me with the gifts, bro. Send your fucking gifts in the chat
Let's go I'm good. I'm good. All right. All right, let's join us this what the fuck is me
Oh my god
Yo, I just kind of just told us his life story just kind of just throwing up things
I'm gonna pull up your stream and check it out right now
Yo, that's a bus
Wait, can I ask y'all question real quick no
What do y'all think about my haircut in my goji combo
You look like you're from oh, you look like your friend bro. What's his name that you look like you're you look like that
Jason give me a couple of poses bro. Give me a couple poses
Side profile not bad, bro. I don't mind it
Okay
Not bad
Holy Ascension yo have you been drinking the body armor lights? Yeah, bro
Don't stand my mom and my shit. Oh god
Yo, Ron you saw you saw you saw my haircut today. It's not that bad in person, right? Oh
I wouldn't say it's bad, but I will tell you the mustache and beard first. I say the cubes have got to go
Yeah, yeah ladies talk to me. Yeah, talk to me. We do we do go no facial hair
We definitely do go no facial hair
Like I'm feeling the haircut bro, and you're pulling it off like this. I but I'm just saying like we usually do go
No facial someone said you look like Edward
I've been getting a lot like Glenn from the walking dead a lot of Glenn. J. C. Let me know
No, I'm gonna get a camera.
Laze, bro, don't put your camera on please, bro.
Please don't.
Yo, Laze, get the edit.
Laze, get the edit.
What?
Why?
I'm just praying.
What are you guys doing, dude?
Laze, get the edit, bro.
Laze looks like he's in a boy band.
I'm stepping out of the frame, bro.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Laze, please turn your camera on, bro.
I don't have good lighting, guys.
I'm gonna look like a crumb.
You look like you're wearing a helmet, Jason.
Better stop, please.
My whole chat today is just, oh, nice hair, good.
Oh, you got ants on your upper lip.
Here you go.
There you go, yeah, yeah.
I swear to God, I've seen you on a hotster poster. I swear
See but Rob just has camera there like I'm gonna be honest bro run. You're just carried by your camera
You're carried by something everything in your life, bro. You're chopped permanently
Understand your chop
Yo question. Do you guys drink coffee? Yeah, you're not
That's a big yay.
I'm gonna call it a day.
I used to do matcha but then we switched.
Thanks.
So Ron, you roll out of bed, you have like heels under your eyes and then you pound matcha.
I mean, bro.
As well, when you get out of bed, you don't get like sand for you?
Is this it?
Gay?
This isn't whatever you want to say.
Bro, taking care of yourself doesn't equal like feminine, doesn't equal flamboyant, whatever
it might be.
Yo, I wake up and I start my day by putting eyes under my eyes, that's normal, bro.
I want to look good.
I don't want to look like that guy.
Clocking that shit.
Clocking that shit.
Oh god, I look good, bro.
Ew.
Like Jason, actually.
Bro, tell me about my goatee combo.
Do I actually got to save this shit?
I feel like I can pull it off.
You're fine without a goatee.
You don't even need to do it, bro.
Yeah, that's true.
You look good, Jason.
You don't even need to go see.
Besides of the mustache, they're giving Yugi, bro.
They're longer than the middle.
Please, god, don't say that.
You be aware.
Bro, look, I mean.
Yo, are y'all saving up or what, dude?
Like, do you guys shave your nuts?
Nah, hell no.
My shit is a bush right now.
I haven't yet.
I'm just gonna share it, too.
I'm scared because I think I'm gonna cut it.
I think I'm gonna cut it.
Yeah, so I'm just like waiting.
I don't know what I'm waiting for, but I'm waiting.
You're taking back!
You're like inside me, bro.
I feel like y'all need to,
I need to zoom in so my chat can get used to me
I'm not saying I never shaved my balls. I'm saying I shaved my balls literally twice a year because it's the most terrifying thing ever.
I'm just scared of cutting it.
Let me put you on game. Let me put you on game.
I've never shaved my asshole and I still need to do it. No one has done it for me. I need someone to do it. I'm not kidding.
That's normal. Nobody.
No, but the thing is, Jixi, why do you shave your ass?
My asshole, it's like I've never seen it. Still, this is that.
I just got him.
Yeah, my asshole. It's like I've never seen it. So let's say I just got
Let me tell you I've never seen my asshole and I don't ever want to see my ass. So that's disgusting
Put a guard on your put a guard on your man scape and you will never get nixed
But you will never get nixed
Well, what do you know? I'm gonna be honest though. Like I think it's
Shaving your ass here, I'm gonna be honest,
it's gonna be a little weird.
How is it weird, I mean, so for me,
I have so much that it becomes like a whole forest
down there, and the problem is-
You, I believe that, you're definitely a hairy guy
down stairs.
No, but the problem is when I sit in my chair,
like my chair starts to get really swampy,
like it's swamp ass.
So I need to shave it, like if I have too much hair,
it's too much moisture, and it builds like,
what is the thing where trees have like,
if it's too wet out, what is it called on the ground?
Yeah
Shave my nipple hairs, bro. What the fuck do we do? I'm supposed to be gaming or sewing our body parts
Oh, well you shave your like you shave your nipple. I don't shave my nipple hair snow. Wait what?
You got look like bald though
You kind of got pepperoni nipples and Ron got little chocolate chip nipples Ron has perfect nipples
I said this in New Jersey run you actually have perfect nipples. I've never seen anything like it in my they're like a perfect size
They look like Jason's eyes
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
But yeah, that's bad hygiene. Why does that affect your hygiene?
A man does not tidy up his home. He's not accepting, expecting visitors.
Bro, just because I want to shave my asshole doesn't mean I'm trying to get dick in.
Okay, listen.
Okay, that's what they're involved in.
Shaving your asshole is just sanitary, bro.
Like, same with your pubes and ladies, you can open your ears for this.
You know, everyone should make sure they're cleaned up.
It's just sanitary. You know what I'm saying?
saying maybe your armpits whatever it might be like look my shit's kind of
long I should probably just trim it you know I'm saying I don't shave my armpits
but I'm not I see I shave my armpits bro is that bad no bro I mean it's just
sanitary bro like I'm tired of everyone on the internet just saying
question mark etc trying to take care of yourself bro it's become feminine for
men to take care of themselves sure I wake up in the morning and get a match up
with extra iced almond milk low no sugar whatever it might be bro with the
with a cloud cream top floater, whatever.
Sure, I get manicures every other two weeks,
pedicures, whatever it might be.
Sure, I put eye things under my eyes
so I don't get back in the morning
and I drink my coconut water in the morning.
Bro, does that make me an LACC boy?
No.
Hey, come on.
Hey, we get it.
Here again, that's fine.
No crumbs, no crumbs left.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Now, hey, Jason, you shaved your arms in here, right?
Cause it's your part.
you run wait does Asian people get hair I heard it's like do Asian people get
hair my question was answered wax on wax off Jason how long did that take like a
week oh see and I just bought my derma roller so I'm the third rolling my
That's it
Why are y'all laughing
That's good, though, that's good. That's what I'm going for
Dude, I feel like um, I feel like it's hard to get a beer. No, like how do you get a beer?
No, it's hard to connect it. I like for instance me
I grow but like if this gets patchy right here
But Ron, I don't know why you save man. We need your go see combo. I look like a pedophile. No, you don't you look good
No
Bro, I'm just saying no probably you guys all look everybody in here looks great man. You guys ready to play the game. Thank you
bro
Ready for the game bro. Ready man. This game takes some time. This is a game about talking to each other
communicating being a team what not bro
All right guys, I'll keep my camera on
I'll keep I'll keep my camera on just just in case y'all want to put me on y'all string open
Yo, bro, I'm not getting fucking mugged
Laser mind you up. I swear he kind of reminds me of like your mind
Like a Harry Harry yeah, like a Harry Styles mixed in with Pete Davidson and
This is late lace. This is you bro. Let me see. Let me see. Oh
And then Jason's just like get off the screen, bro
Hi job, bro. Genuinely, bro. Y'all make me feel insecure
All right, oh
I got the game a little
Oh, wait, what'd you find?
Okay, not this one really but
Pete Davidson no I gotta get some bro I gotta get some bro.
Mate I'm gonna be honest if you get tattoos you could bang me next I'm not a big
kick rider get on the game.
I'm on it.
No no no no no no.
It's got good music.
Bro I'm actually feeling this.
This is actually my feeling.
Cam off.
Cam off.
Y'all want me to spark before this generally?
Y'all want me to stream with no camera.
Bro Mom just time out people who are saying no camera.
We want to see Jason's face.
Yeah, we want to see Jason's face.
Well, let's try the meme.
Well, guys, timeout people.
OK, timeout people saying Jason looks like underneath my nuts,
guys.
No one even said that.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Guys, timeout the guy in bronze chat that said Jinxie's sexy.
I actually will bet money there's not a single.
I don't think that's been said in a Twitch chat.
All right.
Yo, bro, chill.
Don't even type that over there.
Wait, did you even customize your guy?
Thank you for the hard guy.
Shall I host?
I'm going to host it.
Wait, this will be already looks like me.
Wait, this will be easier hard, or just default?
Default, yeah?
I'm down for default or hard?
We got to go.
We got to go.
I mean, bro, I'm going to be honest
if it's really me, I'm bald with no facial hair.
Shirtless.
Wait, you can make your character?
Yeah, I long guy just peeped as well.
What y'all about to look like?
I gotta make myself, so let me make myself.
Default easy or hard?
Hard, hard, hard.
Wait, I created this.
I'm not taking my camera.
I've never tried to crazy,
just how fast the night changes.
Sorry, sorry about that, guys.
All right, I'm inviting everyone here.
Never.
fuck is it you I don't have you my guy batter that's not even an option wait how
to fuck wait don't you don't have me added on steam bro you added me I don't
know you bro I don't know you I wish I can't talk sick and I was getting in a
chat bro yo wait how do I not have you out of bell I thought we played multiple
games didn't we just play chain together I mean what Zondale what's your name on
steam what does this look like me
that buddy out buddy by the way by the way by the way by the way anyone who gets
off this game before he beat it as a loser we're gonna hate farm them well I
have to go at eight so I've said that nine times hopefully be the before a
As you are getting a form. Yeah, you're gonna get a form
Which one I don't know if I joined
Ron, what's your steam name? What's your steam name?
Go fuck yourself
But this is what I'm talking about. No, no, yeah, let me type it in I click join, but try this one now
Does it ever drive you crazy just
So Ron I have you added but then you said I un-added you. Oh
She look like me Jinxie if you see Jinxie pointed out chat. Where is he? Oh chat?
Do you see Jinxie or do you see stable Ronaldo? Oh chat? He's right there. Oh
Where is your name bro? It's your name Joe part is your name La piece is your name little like King of LA is your name Mike
Wasowski is your name wrong I mean
Exit you oh you think you're too cool. So you're offline on steam. That's the problem
Mom mom. I'm in I'm in
Yo, Ron you bro your character's top you look like a peanut. Oh, you're yellow. What the fuck excuse me
I'm just looking at your character. Oh, yeah, yo, put your status on jinx
I'm coming. Hi guys. Hi guys do it all WGIF
Wait Cheshire proximity challenge. We should do proximity
Jinxie you look super infertile. Does that I can't like reproduce?
Yes
How many kids do y'all want bro? How many kids do y'all want? I want 50 so I can have 50 viewers no matter what
I want I want 11 so I can make a valorant squad
Is it a Valorant squad?
Oh, I meant like a football squad.
Speaking of football, thoughts on Messi's retirement?
Bro, Jinxie, did I not call he was going to retire?
You did.
It was actually kind of a wicked pre-fire.
Does that mean Ronaldo was a goat because he didn't retire yet?
All right.
Hey, I'm not going to get on.
No, listen.
Yo, we're going to play this game, this product.
I'm not doing this shit today, man.
If it's A's a good day.
A's a good day.
I mean your game
We go game chatter knows it not necessary you have to go game chat
I'm eating up
I
Bet you can cash it if you raise bait it with an empty beer can
We gotta find an empty beer can.
You can't, you can't do anything.
You can't do anything.
And then it took an all time.
Now, dumb up.
We need $12.
OK, we need to figure out how to make bread.
Oh, we can gamble.
Oh, but I love gamblers.
No, I can't.
We can't, we can't.
Listen.
Look at that, it's just gambled, bud.
What the fuck?
So what is the objective of this game?
So we have to basically apparently just how
what the fuck is that kid?
Stealing my beer while I sleep.
So we have to find a long-legged creature who's gonna have his beard.
Okay.
I'm drowning to death.
So what's the point of this game?
We have to-
So the way I'm seeing it, you can pick up these clams on the ground here.
I just picked up a few.
I'm drowning!
I just died.
Sell them to these guys.
I got a clam!
Hey, if you're underwater, you like immediately start drowning.
Oh, you- okay, so we need to-
Oh my God, wait!
How do you sell?
You hold Q and you throw on me, eats it.
Oh, oh wait, oh, you're getting money
You fucking fat bitch
I have a dollar of a dollar hate fat people
We got we got $12 we need 25
We're not gambling, you're just gonna lose. Don't gamble.
Now Jinx's in the chat.
Ooh, Foss?
What is this?
Insert.
Press Q.
Rip creature to play.
Sharp and melee.
Yo, that's rip.
That's rip.
Whoa, lags fighting.
I'm-
Oh, who the-
I'm radio.
Why would you buy a radio?
Dude.
By the tunes? The fuck?
Okay, for the vibes, fuck it.
We have no more money!
I'm broke.
Hey, well look, now we have music.
I hear static.
There we go.
That's beautiful.
Do they have a station out here?
By the way, by the way, we need more money.
Oh my God, we have shared it.
I see both sides right now.
Seen from both sides on a 12!
It's really, it's really on my mind.
It's really, really...
Yo, can we repair this boat, maybe?
I like this music.
Stop there!
I
Was good, I've never eaten clams really
No, I can't stop you. We have two we don't have one
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is it just that?
Jinx, you're on the wrong mic, I think.
Ron, I think you're on the mic.
Ron, your mic is pretty loud, too, Bear.
Okay, wait, I got an empty gear can.
Let's see if we can lure in some...
some fish here.
What about now?
What about now?
It sounds the same a little.
Okay, okay, what about now?
Okay, now you're little quiet.
Now you're a little quiet.
Okay, what about now, what about now, what about now, what about now?
Ah, that's pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
Alright, thank you, bro.
Alright, man, we're feeding in class.
Oh, I'm ready, bro.
Are you fucking crazy?
I'm about to drink your shit.
Fuck your shit.
I'm gonna buy a fishing rod, guys.
No, we lost money!
I can't get out!
I can't get out!
I can't get out anymore!
Stop!
What do you mean by anymore? Stop!
Oh, wait, Jakey, you're fishing!
Oh my God!
I got him! What?
Is that a smile?
You can't even touch him!
Jakey, that's not a smile!
Not a bit!
Jakey, lower your gain to 0.20.
You're too riled.
Who's drinking?
Oh my, this is fat, awful.
all right did we get a beer yet I got a beer guys okay so we need to if you
manage to feed it I'll trade you my bowl
No, no
Well, I just got I just got a empty beer king. What's the fuck? No
Oh
Okay, this long and legged preachers are still up here
Okay, so
Go fish. All right, here we go
Oh
It's top left on the door it's three bucks
Wait
Yo
I
No, no, no, we instantly died we got one before
How we got one tabs
How do we oh?
Oh, you know, I know we need we need a oh my god hot dog. I
Just ate a hot dog. I got my fishing rock. Here we go. Ready. I used to be known as a pro fisher back in the day
when I had a dad he actually probably had a fish one time and I caught a fish and I
feed it to cats with my bare fucking fists.
Oh wow.
You had a dad?
I caught something.
We need a weapon so we can kill the next big spider-clad guys.
I got something.
I got a scorpion.
Lynn, speed the speed up.
I got Jason's penis.
Dude, that's not funny bro.
That's just not funny.
I got Jason's penis.
Dude, that's not funny, bro. That's just not funny.
I'm so confused. How do you convert the clam?
You gotta reel the stuff in and then kill it and sell it to the guy.
So drop it on the floor and then punch it?
Yeah, punch the fuck out of it.
Read the top left, y'all. To earn cash, you need to sell items.
Grab a clam, head to the NPC and hold a cube.
Oh, okay, so we need a fish for-
Oh, whoa, I got a crab. I got a crab. I got a crab. Oh
That's something big ours. Oh, we're coming up now. Come on. Come on. Oh
My god that buckler went back in the
Oh
You can gamble the crab
I had it, what do I do now?
Reel it in!
No!
What?
What?
What?
Find the piece.
What?
I got a game crap!
Get down and drop it and then it goes right into the water.
What?
What do I do?
You gotta back it up.
Back it up.
How do I do it?
Try it.
Oh, settle it.
Retard.
Okay.
Yo, you can be nicer about that.
Wait, do I sell this?
Do I sell this?
Do I sell this?
I
Get a rainbow crab
Gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble
Where's the where's my brass knuckles, how do I get it?
Why do I burp?
Yo, I get it.
When I reel them in, they just run into the water right away.
Where do I get it? It's a skinned...
Bring it back a little bit. Bring them back a little bit. Scoop back, then drop them.
What am I doing?
And then you got to instantly switch to your fish.
But I'm making out a day.
Alright, ladies. Close me.
Ladies, close me. I have it. Now what?
Switch to your fish. It's our punchin' them.
Crouch is our punchin' them before he gets into the water.
be nice, be nice, be nice
and then we dive, you just take them
and then boom
drop stuff, I wanna drop my two
how do I drop this Q?
yeah, that's game's relaxing, bro
the music's pretty good
I know, thank you
help me, my cro- oh no
help, help me
yeah, to be honest, the radio, was that worth buying?
yeah, I gotta say, it actually was
this is good tunes, this is good tunes
You can right click to drop it or you caught trying to catch some new shit
I'm dying. Who's killing me?
I'm dying
I need to eat I need
How do you press Q and throw it on the top of the machine?
How am I not eating? I'm not eating.
I just died. I just died. I just died.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
I said fire!
Where do I get it?
Where is it? Wait.
I could have just ate clams.
How do I get my knife?
I could have just ate clams.
Oh
Made made made this made this made yeah, I don't even get the knife
There's skin. Thank you. Thank you. So is there even a point of gambling?
Bro, it's not about making money it's about living your life in life you gamble every day
I wake up and I leave cherry hill. That's a gamble. Okay. You never know who's gonna be
Geez us not that sweet ass city
Buy knife at the door yes, I'm getting enough to buy a knife
I really want to buy this nice. She's a track star
Wait, $45 who just used our money? Oh
For the night
I'm gonna kill myself
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get brass knuckles so we can fight this fighter crab
body hot submersion water can I get it each week you don't fish I love this game
I'm not gonna lie I remember fishing back in the day with bad I missed those days
lucky yeah more you guys fishing for fish actually yes we got a rock crab we
got a new creature yeah we should go for it's kind of relaxing yeah who's
He's cozy right now. Anybody cozy?
Bro, I got a bullshit skin
I've managed to beat it, I'll trade you my bow.
Oh!
No, and the spider shoot, we need it.
So give him a beer, and then we can spawn in the boss.
I have a knife.
I have a knife.
What weapons do you have?
I think I'm ready.
Press Z.
What do you mean, press Z?
Jack, you're getting trapped.
I don't think something's rare.
Oh, you could sharpen shit.
This is some bullshit.
I got bullshit.
Where do you sharpen shit?
On the thing, right here.
Yo, guys, buy him a beer.
He wanted a beer.
He wanted a beer.
Buy him a beer.
Buy him a beer.
Wait, wait, make sure y'all are full HP.
Make sure y'all are full HP.
Robyn, I'm sorry to go and he said he wanted a beer.
We have to buy him one.
I want a beer too.
Eat to heal.
How do I eat?
How do I eat a shrimp?
How do I eat this shit?
He said he wanted a beer.
Get a beer.
Ooh, a crab.
Ooh, it's a floater.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Anyone know what that means right now?
It's a flower!
Classic, classic.
Is that one niche?
Whoa! I just came in my pants, I think.
Excuse me?
Oh, wrong grab.
It's a flower!
Have a hot dog?
I do?
Bro, this game is so beautiful.
Okay, so I think we use this radar when we repair our boat.
That's my cat.
them a beer and then we should be good to kill the crab okay but what if we died
to the crab then we have to restart the water maybe swim bro but the thing is
that he's right moment you can actually sharpen your knife so make sure you
sharpen it before we wait how how how I got the check on the end oh you got a
Good cops
Why my effing
What's up, what's the point of pressing B? What does it do? What does pressing B do?
Uh, it's the same guy?
Ron, you can't put that in that hole.
I'm gonna fuck this walk-out.
Hey, look, Jason, look, I caught, hey, I caught you a little shit.
Thank you.
You little fucking kid.
Oh, shit.
You know, Ron, if you keep talking about a shrimp,
it makes me think you might have a shrimp, bro.
What?
Thank you, Jixie.
I'm average, yo.
Oh
Where oh
I
Got another
I've gotten this crap 30 times big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money
big money big money big money
No, hey, hey guys guys, I'm about to spot in the crab. Are you already?
I'm gonna give him a beer. It's boss battle time
It's boss everybody full XP
No nine. I heal up heal it heal up. I got no weapons though. You need to get a knife, bro
My style bro
Now this shit reminds me of talking springs. Oh
Well, I keep getting brown crack
Which I may be actually just keep the crap. Oh, I already sharpened my knife, bro
Oh my god, oh my god, what over what
guys we need a knife to kill him bro. what bro do not use my I'm back I'm back
help I don't have my knife bro my knife where's my knife
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm down. I'm down.
Oh no.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Kill him!
Get him!
No!
No! No!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
Wait, it's a real one! It's like a CF thing!
Where are you, Rod? Where are you?
Rod, where are you?
Rod, where are you?
Oh my God, I'm actually... I'm actually just getting one shot.
I have a real knife!
You eat twenty-one, so you don't get one shot.
You eat twenty-one, so you don't get one shot.
How much?
I have a knife! I'm gonna kill him! Don't hurt him! I have a knife!
I'm up. I'm up. Stop talking me. I can't hear you.
Wait, yeah!
What the fuck!
I need to climb!
Riz!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up!
Me! Me! Me! Me!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wait, what?
Nooo!
We survived, we survived though.
No, bro, we need it, fuck.
Okay, low key, that was a lot better than our first go though.
Okay, way better, yeah.
So what do we do?
We just need knives, man.
We need knives.
We're not like a lie, Ron got like set into the sky.
He got some bullshit.
Ron is actually just dead fucking weight, bro.
Oh, Peter did this by himself yesterday.
We got picture?
next time he's not gonna get eaten by a bird give me that on god that was one
time which I could also eat the crab okay
how do i challenge though what is the radar dude
yo guys listen up the better bait you throw in the better items you get at
the better creatures you get so try throwing good bait baits how do i get
Yes
Use the hot dogs
Shrimp
This is you have to get a knife and sharpen it, okay
I can't afford it. We need to save
So listen, yeah, we need to
Druller
No, no, no, that was niche, I don't know
So I'm saving for a knife and someone just bought some retard shit
I'm not one that one friend that doesn't know the joke
Yo, jigsie press escape or have high-fives good
you're incapable of doing anything and lower your gain to point to fix your
mic. Oh, free golf, Mr. Leahy. It's fine, bro. Wait, you mean on the back of my mic?
I don't have an edge yard, bro. That's what it is, game. I know what it is.
Bro. No, you just made it louder. You made it in the game, dumbass. You made it in the game.
Everyone here have a knife for our money, bro. No, no. Who just spent all of our money?
Who just spent all of our money on who just did that he is baby
We'll just spend all my oh
Guys, how you do Bay guys?
Little hot dog why am I not fishing my real
Hey
Less six
Okay, I'm okay related snow crab is better
Gamble blue okay, okay, I sorry bro day
I have to gamble the blue crabs
That one's me so explain
Yo, who spent 40 bucks?
Why don't you just eat it?
Who spent 40 bucks? Who spent 40 bucks?
Somebody spent all of our fucking money.
We got a knife, dumbass.
Oh, you guys give it to me?
No.
He's trying to fix the game.
Guys, not telling you to check the stocks.
If those stocks, you're just gonna be fucking idiot.
Okay, go to the shoe store.
I got a creepy creature. I got a creepy creature.
Creepy creature?
Did you get it?
No!
He doesn't do that on the oceans!
Yo, guys, if you go under water, you can actually see the creature!
It'll show your hotdog. It only works once.
It's in your hotdog bar. You can see it.
Wait, is this a hotdog or a fucking stick?
No, that's some like...
She looked like a cheater.
That's just the best of me for shit.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
I was already fishing with it.
Keep my shrimp, you freak fuck.
Hey!
Yo!
Oh, Bershie!
Oh, Bershie!
Oh, even my shit!
Yo, there's seagulls in the game, bro.
Oh, wait.
Take empty beer cans.
Hey, guys, run the music out.
No, someone play the radio.
Oh, I think I picked up the radio, actually.
Wait, that's not quite the hot.
I think we're ready for the boss battle
I need a knife still I need a knife I need a knife
Oh wait, I'm gonna drop this beer can we're doing that so we can
Damn with the fog gifted. Thank you dude
25 25 I don't want to hear that shit
and then it disappeared from my shit
what did you just give him the beer let me know
I don't have a knife yet bro.
You BOTS.
Oh GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
Guys guys just calm down. I need a rest
He'd climb a feeling a meeting clams a meeting clams
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming night from the ground night from the ground
night there's a night from the ground why are you all I'm doing why are you all
I'm doing oh my you fucking idiot
No no wake up wake up
I'm eating I'm eating I'm eating food I'm eating food
Do it in a mukbang, do it in a mukbang, do it in a mukbang
John, we're totally okay so you can't die, you can't die
Wake up wake up wake up
I don't wanna go to hell
I'm eating
I have two, I have a knife, I have a knife, hold on
Come on!
Come on!
What's up?
We did it!
Oh my God
How much money did we get?
We beat him
Oh my God
Where's the feast?
Eat
Eat
Who got the keys?
Where's my knife?
Bro, holy shit man
Is that your anybody see a rainbow knife that I don't see it
Wait, who got the keys?
No, I don't see a rainbow knife. I guess I got meat chunks
Little meat chunk
Wait
Wait, I don't have a knife
Not that but oh, oh wooden ball look
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming wake up wake up wake up your night your knife is in the water bro
Yo guys
dude jason why please revive me bro please wait so how do we okay so hold on
keys to the boat so we use it on this boat over here this one no no oh this one
whoa don't let jason try please i don't know where you guys come on jason spin back when you get
i'm coming i'm getting a voice i'm getting the voice you forgot two people brah pull up pull up pull
up wait we need to carry the radar with us
radio get the radio radar fishing rod
right I make sure y'all get the bait we
got 72 dollars don't be scared to sharpen
y'all's knives
I'm driving the bug trust me I can do
this trust me
guys I sell you tonight let me buy a knife
would you buy we have no money
Bye
So you motherfuckers
Bro get on the boat bro
You have to get in the boat
JZ get in the boat, bro. Holy shit. JZ get in the boat
Nobody has a radar, bro
JZ get in the boat. We got to go man. Wait. Oh fuck
Yeah, true that's so happy on everything
I don't know how did I instantly drown.
I'm gonna go on the boat.
Yo guys, um, alright I got some intel, I got some intel where to go.
Alright, one moment.
Get on, get on, nerd.
How many knives do you guys have?
Four knives.
We all have a knife.
Oh, we shut the door don't get on the boat get on the ball. Is there a radar in there? We have one we have one
You're gonna go north right now north. No, I'm going straight
All right
Light things white things what does that mean?
You know
Oh guys, I'm I'm getting kind of seasick
Every time
Yes, I just got some new shit
Bear
I'm gonna stab the fuck out of you. Oh
Yeah, you take us straight. Oh, I forgot we got to kill it
What the
Drive it to the next spot you burger
Wait, why are we responding?
Burger with the big 20 get this
W burger man
Holy shit, what are we going through the eye to store there's some lanes here now
and fishing rods
It's items when you drop on the end paper farm
Yo guys listen
listening
Let me check my radar. I got some to my right. I got some to my right
Bro, let me check my what's up? What's up, bro?
Bro listen to this song
Put it on the front door of the line.
The blue-eyed king.
Wait, wait, put it on one place?
Put it on the front door of the line.
Let's watch out for that.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah, when I first saw that guitar bump
You stopped right at it
Say hello to us
This is how it works.
What is this?
We can buy a fucking shotgun
Oh, dynamite.
Oh, dynamite.
Guys, there's a big, yummy fish around here, but you need a gun to kill it.
So we're not going to use the box fight until we get a gun.
We got Draco, a lot of chillians on our team.
Let's get that manganese.
Get that manganese.
Alright guys, we're at zero dollars. Let's get some money and get some money on.
Watch out, kill that monster bottom right.
Oh shit, I caught a plant.
Get that plant.
Yeah, Lobster's actually really yummy, but never had it. I suggest you have it.
No, Lobster's rated it's too chewy. Crap, better.
Well, I was old guy just like you when he put shit in their mouth.
Awesome.
I'm gonna eat this as I'm a little hungry.
Okay. It's okay to be hungry.
Yo, dude, y'all gotta fish the head of the beach here, y'all. I can tell y'all ain't from Florida.
I'm from this place called Pam Palm Springs. I know how to fish, bro.
I don't need you to tell me what to do when I'm casting my fucking rod.
I need a better rod. I need a better rod. Use me.
There's a better rod for sale. Yo, it's called. Yo, guys, how big is your rod, Gwinniburton?
Oh, it's a pushing rod instead of a crab rod.
Oh, I got some new shit
Wait
I just bought another crab rod like an idiot
Hold on now hold on now
Wait, do I need a bye, baby?
Oh! Oh! Oh, I got some big, boys!
Oh, I got a seabrook fish!
Got a seabrook! Got a bass!
Come here.
Got a little bass fish.
Little pike fish.
What the fuck? It just blew up, bro.
I should have saved that for the boss, buddy.
Junk!
Sorry, I wanted to try that.
Guys, that is quite funny.
on save the dynamite for that little
adult
beautiful but it's not a lot bro
well I need to find a bush real quick
what I need to find a bush real quick
I know I know I just but it's
remind me when I was on an island for
seven days man great yes when you
wanted seven days did you actually
drink your own urine yes I did I actually
got an Argentinian news shout-out to messy
I got asked me to find a bush bro should fry me
oh my god that it's upstain bro
honestly speaking it was not that bad it would it tastes sweet
wait so Jason if you were to describe piss is it similar to apple juice or more similar to like
beer uh not like beer actually tastes better than beer like no bullshit i'm not trolling
God you actually drink I drink I drink my piss. Yes, I threw a life
So basically I had a life straw and I
Basically a life straw eliminates 99.9% of bacteria, so I thought you're thirsty. Let me drink my own piss
Then I drank my own piss and it tasted kind of sweet
Yes
That's disgusting man. Oh, I was over. I didn't see I was thirsty. It was through a life straw, bro
We all watch those you to be going
Oh, we're gonna have a gift ease. Thank you, bro. Thank you
I'm back. Okay quick question when you guys are using the fishing rod. Do you put a bait on it?
Me personally I'm using the regular Bay. I'm still I'm still catching some mackerel
Okay, so you usually, when you fish and everyone knows this, it's either you use a hot dog or you use a worm.
Uh, fishing rod, lemiky, lemiky fishing rod.
Ooh, why don't you get a fishing rod, okay?
That shit on your face is ruining my human experience.
Gina, dinner's in.
What the fuck, I'm dying to the fish?
I caught a gore! I caught a gore!
I lost it!
I didn't.
Bro, why am I the worst you fucking dead ass?
bro we're looking moving right now yo did everybody don't be afraid to sell
through the corner
dynamite is met up here
if you just whip it into the water you get a punch of fish at once
copy like boat shot in for tonight wrong those are no
hang on I'm getting a hell of a big fish
don't spend money please don't spend money don't spend money don't spend money
Oh
Wasting money guys. I'm dead just sitting here. I don't I think I look at joke rod or something you have to reel it in
But
What do you mean there's nothing on it dude
Read it in I
Get the fan
I
Black tip H
Bro, bro, you have to reel in the fish will bite like it's like I wrote fishing
got it yeah it's like oh you get it huge you should you should it's huge
you should do it boss boss boss guys okay I don't want to be the guy that said
we should see who just met $25 I'm gonna kill you no no watch watch watch watch
watch apparently if you throw a dynamite into the ocean a million fish will come
and we'll have infinite fish
The fuck is that
Hey guys
Yo, yo, yo, okay, Jason, try throwing the dynamite in the-
Guys, try to go bobo.
Hold on, Jason's gonna try to throw the dynamite in the ocean.
Hey, are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?
Here we go.
Jason, throw it in, get him.
No, get closer to the water, get closer to-
Okay.
Yo, are you?
Yo, okay, okay.
Alright, yo, that was on me.
Oh, god, I didn't-
What the fuck?
Just get closer to the water, though.
Okay, that was on me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.
It's going, it's going.
Yeah, yeah, it's a different file.
Badass.
I hate you.
I hate my shit, bro.
I got another one, Blizz.
How do I throw?
How do I throw?
Now I gotta eat, bro.
No challenge, not fish.
Eating a half of it.
Hey, run!
Oh, big fish!
Big fish!
Big fish!
Grab it!
Grab the fish!
Grab it!
Grab it!
Oh, my God, that's huge!
That is the meta.
Just buy just buy more dynamite buy more dynamite dynamite equals matter dynamite equals matter
I'm buying the dynamite. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna explode the water. Everybody get ready to catch your face. Come here
All right ready ready ready
Oh
Thank I'm dying. Oh
You don't have to cast you can grab all my big
money please I'm gonna save up for the shop
guys save up 150 for the shotguns you
kill the big boy the big one finishing
right now we got a money fucking
glitch boys the white dots are fish by
the point I thought if you eat a leech it's
poisonous no no shot my the gun bro I
always wonder wait wait wait wait wait
come here come here I'm coming wait we
have the we have the boss by activated
But it says we should use a gun.
Okay, okay.
Wait, we need guns.
We need guns.
We need guns.
Wait, no, I have the mouse.
No, no, he needs to take leech bait.
No, I just gave him three and he's giving me this back.
Do not give up with this shotgun.
Buy the fifth one.
But he said when you fight the boss, you're dead.
I'm gonna get pistol.
I'm gonna get pistol.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna be honest with you, we need a lot more money, bro.
Everyone just lost.
Hang on, why the fuck are we fishing, bro?
Why are we fishing by the dynamite?
He's right, he's right.
Ready?
How do I throw, Jay?
How do I throw?
Cue just wait it's not a throw drops just light it and press Q
Grab a fish everybody grab a fish
I bought a pistol about a pistol of free bullets
We've so much fish fucking do it motherfucker. Whoa
Oh
Thank you
guys let's keep buying dynamite what are we doing oh yo guys guys I'm about to
shoot I'm about to shoot a seagull I'm about to shoot a seagull
I
See go down. Oh ggs. I'm just one
Wait, no
What you got my signal
Okay, but what if it's a trick shot wait you got a secret shot how much is a sequel cost?
The girl see her stone leeches from the ground to beat
Hey, wait
We're wasting all of our money. No, no, no guys guys
Yeah, guys, I'm lighting dynamite everybody grab a fish big fish. Oh my god. I just got a same. I just got a same
I just got a salmon. We got a salmon salmon southern salmon. That's not a lot of money
Holy for Loretta Ian shooting the fish
LASER SITE, WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED A LASER SITE NOW?
LASER SITE, HOW MUCH OF BULLETS?
PENACOLOBULLE, PENACOLOBULLE, PENACOLOBULLE
You have unlimited bullets or no?
Yes, bum bumble
What, you have unlimited bullets?
Alright, here, try to escape now!
Barber, did you crazy?
Yeah bro, right?
Broke like 26 animal rights, like my right foot.
Oh my god!
My fish has a-
no my fish got a halo on it what the fuck no it's dead it's dead
bro
Melan them to five appreciate the five only trick shots are permitted on the
fish like I want to upgrade my shit you just need the beginner boss I think the
Bostler probably lures in the boss
Fish
What wait how do I release it?
KILL YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HATE YOU BRO
Where's my where's my shit oh my god I just left
Dude, fuck man
I just left all my loot cause of fucking jinxing bro
Oh my god bro what the fuck my pistol my fishing rod
Wait wait wait
Where's my shit
It's just like blue bait gets in the shot
I
I
Don't have a gun anyone take my gun
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I ain't like I got slimed down for all my loot, bro
Killing let me get my gun back
You get you took my gun
Well, how do you lose with a gun?
No, this is fucking
I did that
I'm gonna be honest with y'all
I don't got shit
I can't do my thing. This guy is so tanky. Oh my god.
We're not gonna ask me. We're not gonna ask to shoot him. We're not gonna ask to shoot him.
Guys, I got a fish.
I can't do anything. I'm dead session preferred right now.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm doing the same shit.
Uh, so there's a problem guys. I don't have my knife.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Yo, kill me!
Oh. This guy just wants to eat bro!
Yo, f***ing murder!
This is a big death ring, bro.
I'm not the weapon!
I was so fucking crazy!
I'm not the weapon!
Kill the flopper, kill the flopper!
Oh!
Oh god, you walked in front of my bullets!
I'm sorry.
I died, I died, I died, I died, I died, I died.
I need a rest, I need a rest, I need a rest.
Wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, we're dying.
We're dying here
I
83 bones
This is the red boss fight right here with this is what this leech bait, but I don't think we're ready brah
and we just lost all of our money we had we got to spend somebody so good news
they're bad news I got a pistol no no I just bought it I just bought this who
pick up my pistol somebody's not I just bought this I just bought this I came
like the gun is in the water
oh my god I got a lot of bullets kill it kill it kill it
that you stole my freaking pistol man so so orange dot equals pistol on the
ground pistol pistol on the ground
hey here jingsy take this pistol bro it's on the ground right here
Oh my god, I'm gonna kiss him.
Uh-oh.
That's a skin.
You guys, we gotta start. We've all gotta get guns, bro.
This is looking pretty hard in my life.
That was a mini-pulse, and we almost died, bro. That's not good.
Bro, guys, save up for the friggin' shotgun, yo. Give it to me.
I've actually known for using shotguns in my movies.
No, I thought we had an average IQ of two.
I mean that was kind of mean to be honest
Oh, Maddie, thank you for the heads up, man.
They're telling me they're telling me that the shot gun is out. I don't want a better game
I don't know if that's a little Mickey. Hey, I also heard if you if you kill the fish mid-air
You could trickshot it and make more money
Oh yeah, the guy, I say you need to try it.
Jinxie bro, beat stomping if you want to be the truth, bro.
I eat whatever, get fishing rod, bit of fishing rod.
Yo Ron, you know in my prime I beat stomping the ones we want.
Oh, he wants to see some trick shots.
Is that you, Omi-chan?
And it's just Jinxie. Oh, I see it, bro. I see the other.
Yeah, in my prime I try to beat stomping the ones I want.
Both take.
I took shot.
Holy whiff of a blade bro.
I got a piñata.
Careful, those guys are feisty.
L.A.
L.A.
L.A.
L.A.
Yo guys.
Yo guys.
We need one more dollar, one more dollar.
I need a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar.
I need a dollar, dollar, dollar.
I need a dollar.
Alright, what do you group up?
I'm running out of time.
Ready?
I'm going to cue it.
the
Way wait wait wait wait let me trick shot this fish real quick
Problem I just miss everything
Ready three two one kill the fish out of the sky which is far up here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Holy offering with the founding
I ain't gonna lie, we're making some fucking money!
Not in my inbound, not in my inbound, not in my inbound!
Yo, Lazy! Yo, Jinxie, yeah, there you go.
Trigger fish!
What the heck is a trigger fish?
I got a trigger fish.
Yo, got to my time.
Three, two, one, go!
Oh.
I think you forgot to light it.
I got it.
Or did you say the lighter?
I got the try to stop fish!
Someone has to grab this fish out of my hand.
Wait, where?
Grab the shit!
It's the guy that looking for the shot gun!
I got it too!
What is this, man? It's a little long, fella.
So why would you spend that much money on a fucking shotgun?
Yeah take that shotgun for me please.
Whoa, guys, I'm good at shotguns. That's like my thing.
Travis Scottfish actually cost a good penny.
Here, let me test my aim out real quick.
Are you fucking the head, bro?
Are you fucking the head, bro?
Guys, look at us. Everyone stop fighting. We need a fish.
Galama, galama, galama, galama, galama, galama, galama.
Galama, galama, galama, galama.
Galama, galama, galama, galama.
It's orange the chocolate you want to be the game we need to keep fishing
You know it's going off. I know where's our speaker? Yeah, me too, bro. Where is our music, bro?
We're not having any tunes. Yeah
No tunes
Hi, bro, I want to check my input on me just one second
Trickshots on the truck
Here we go, here we go, here we go. What do y'all want to see 360 double clutch, maybe knife spin in the air?
Fuck me, bro, I genuinely fuck
Wait flying fish, no scope. Oh, he liked it. He cooked me bro. What?
Pre-recorded stream
Guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing
I'm dynamiteing I'm dynamiteing
Oh I like this one
Bro our tunes are gone my vods are going down
My vods are down
Hey there la la what's it like in New York City
Wait, how do I place it on the floor and play music?
QQQ, so click, I'll do it, I'll do it, just press Q, I got it.
Here Jason, put on some good tunes, Jason.
I got you.
You heard or not?
Yeah.
God, I can't do anything.
I can't do anything.
Like this?
This is a good one.
Good.
Now put it down.
Going out of the way.
Whoa, did you guys not see this?
There's a big motor for sale, $230.
Oh wait, I actually didn't see it.
Wait, we gotta cut these.
What the fuck?
We saving now, we saving now.
We saving now.
We saving now.
We saving now.
We saving now.
save it though I think we go to boss
over here if you're gonna start the fight yo guys guys guys one more dire to
my everybody collect their fish Travis Scott
Oh
Guys this isn't us guys this isn't us bro
Wait, so there's two like orange little things there do I go grab that or no
Yo, who ate the song by the way?
Was it Jesse, Jay?
You light me up inside like the photo.
All right, ready?
Here we go. More dynamite.
Singing in the shower.
Okay, I have a shot that I'm actually going to have to take the river fish.
Let's party.
Let's go. We ate the drugs.
Guys, guys, crush it.
Oh my god
Question question question and let me know if I get answers here. Do y'all want to use the dying numite for the boss?
It could be a strap. No, it's a job gun like this
Oh, you've got to get this fish. Look at this freak. So what? It's an old man. You think what I'm thinking? Look at that spreeke.
Hey, what else did you suck on?
That freaky ass fish, bro.
You're late, watch this.
Bait away.
Three damage, bro.
I'm not gonna fucking blast moment we're stable or not I was enjoying
rare fun friend friend swap I'm about to get the beginner boss leader
I
Guys if one of us goes down and we get dragged by the sequel you can shoot it
I'm gonna spawn it I'm gonna spawn it I'm gonna spawn it ready?
OOOOOOOOH!
Okay, let's finish first first first first!
Let's finish first first!
Plus 22.
You gotta take off your noise suppression.
You gotta take off your game bro.
Turn down your 4-watt, don't let it go around.
I've been dead today bro.
Here we go guys, let's fuck you up.
You gotta gain weight or gain, you'll start the boss fight right?
Start that shit, start that shit, start that shit.
Here we go.
Oh my god, boss fight, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
That's funny
There's little piranhas, yo
There's me
I just killed, I just killed, I just killed GC, oh fuck, oh fuck, resin, resin, resin.
Take the baby ones, remember y'all.
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
I need food! I need food! Kill the fish!
I'm dead, I'm dead! I need rest! I need rest! I need rest!
Copy! Copy! Copy! Copy!
Grab my gun! Grab my gun!
Gun down! Gun down!
He need to run up!
He need to run up! He need to run up!
He's gonna be spawned! He's gonna be spawned!
Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!
Holy trick shot!
We have plenty of time plenty of time plenty of time boys
Shoot in the big one big ones big ones on me big ones on me
You choose
I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying
Who needs a rest who needs a rest
Almost dead!
Almost dead!
We don't need to order shit!
We don't need to order shit!
We don't need to order shit!
Come here, bitch!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, memory kill, memory sale, yeah, memory sale, little bits.
That's big money, that's big money, that's big money, meat chunk.
That's big money, that's big money.
25?
25.
These funneled toons are killing me.
Ladies, take that fishing rod and reel in a razor and shave that bottle of tea off.
Fuck you
Yes
Hey, hey, look Gigi. Look what I got bro. I got it
My god
I
Can't sell it
Oh, it's right there the skeleton right here time period on a skeleton
Oh, oh you they girl
We could sell all these baby prawns, bro.
Here you go. Use this to find your next island.
Oh, oh, let's go.
Wait, let's sell all these prawns, though. There's so many.
Oh, yeah, let's sell this.
Oh, my God, yo, I got a fucking duck.
No, Jason, that's a seagull. Jason, that's a seagull.
It's not a duck.
Guys, remember to sell everything that you're not using.
I
What do you call a fish with no eyes
Oh, he's to me, I didn't know he was there.
And I was just wondering if you remember those good times when you came.
I got something to chop.
Yeah, bro, I don't know.
Chop, stop it.
Stop it, chop.
Somebody just hit themselves.
Wait, so what did we get? Did we get a compass or what was that?
Lace, lace, lace.
I can't hear anything.
Lace, gross, what happened in the liver grove?
No, we have an extra one dude, we have one in the boat
I don't know about y'all but this is like this is my life like we can't be trolling out here
Wait, I'm gonna get your life out of this
Yo we have two islands, we either go north or we go east
Stop them y'all!
What do y'all want?
North or east?
I'm down for west y'all
Oh shit
Oh yeah, guess what? Look what I got.
Run!
Marble face!
Run!
I got your knife!
Yeah, I got that marble face. Stop playing with me.
Stop playing with me.
Hey, hey, hey, turn off the point.
No, where's the point?
Where's the point?
It's in channel.
I don't got shit!
I don't got shit!
I don't got shit!
Yo!
Yo, so this is what we do.
Yo, 48 to me!
Yo, but uh, yo, you're robbing me right now.
me right now this is what it is this should remind me of when I was on a
island wait so what happens if you kill the guy
Oh
Yo, who do we feed? The guy wants a shark, bro!
He wants a shark, bro!
Copy.
Wait, how do I put the boat back in the locker?
There's no locker.
There's no locker.
Yo, I think it's a Mac 10 in here, guys.
It's like, a Mac 10 thing.
Shoot the boat up here and he's face for the boss there.
What is this?
Yo, I just got Nemo!
Oh my god, wait.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking die.
Hey, Nemo, we're from Delas.
$68 for Nemo
Wow
Wait guys we can cook the fish
He wants a chart
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, whoa. Oh my god, bro. Yo, we're making money, bro. Yeah
It's learning it's learning you guys this this kind of reminds me when I was on the island for seven days
about shout all right so we're starting a boss battle that is
now look at us now we have money and now we have weapons look at this
yeah oh yeah tight tight tight tight oh this guy is so
I
Guess we're low key swimming through this
Hey, we're low-key swimming through this
Wow, I'm low-key stroking my shit right now
She kinda look like a Green Lantern.
Tripp Angel Fish.
She kinda looks like a fucking stable.
Dude, this music is so soothing.
What type of little fucking skinny penis looking fish is this?
What the fuck?
Yo, we have 700 bucks?
You know what time it is.
I call it Spongebob.
Whoa, what the hell?
Who bought the Draco?
Bro, like, oh my god.
This is the worst TV.
Like, we've actually done this before.
What the hell?
Who bought the Draco?
Bro, like, oh my god.
This is the worst TV, like, convection is not a theme player, bro.
This guy bought the shotgun, didn't use the shotgun,
bought a pistol.
I'm not even dropping.
Like, bro.
What the hell are you talking about to me?
Everything is fucking me.
Everything is fucking me.
Oh, shit.
I'm not chatting with you.
Hold on, man, I got you, Jason.
I got you, Jason.
Let me see what I can connect to this speaker we brought to the island, bro.
Let me see if I can play you some shit
So I found a gun on the ground
You I swear
What's the magic word
Save Ronaldo better
Yo, I don't want the shotgun someone take the shotgun I should ask
Dude you killed the bird
Wait, bro, can you
Yeah, wrong you think you can eat this
Yeah, I don't like these remarks, bro, I like it's not my girl anymore. It's starting to become matter
What the hell is this bro
New creature seer chin yo
I gotta see her to this guy
$71
Yeah, JC you're muted bro. I can't hear you dude
no no no jimsy i can't hear you you have to turn your mic up jimsy i can't hear you you have to
look what i found ladies look what i found what did you find oh let me see
yo he wants a shark for the grill how do you throw it he wants a shark for the grill
oh no one can hear me okay oh shut up cry baby
Yo, how did my mic sound?
Not again now.
So how do we get a shark?
Bro, start a boss fight with a shark.
Start a boss fight with a shark.
Bro, I know you need to catch a shark anyway, bro.
Yo!
Am I just the worst fisher in the world?
Yo, who the fuck parked this boat?
You fucking fuck!
No, Nemo!
I stole it.
I stole it.
I stole it. I stole it.
I stole it.
I
Said we get the
We need to get the shark that's our next objective
Yeah, it's time boys. It's fucking time
He's rolling rolling rolling who got the SMG use that I got instantly one shot
So you see what you want to do is use that gun and kill the shark
Oh
Ladies just take it out
I got you I got you I got you wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
Ladies dead again get them up
Come on guys, come on.
We're right there, we're right there.
No, wake him up.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
Man. Cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it.
What the fuck he ate it, bro.
yo this guy's Thanos bro
you can use the grill to cook your creatures and increase their price now
oh my god it actually feels like good right now
wait so yo guys we didn't cook him first
why not he ate it bro
hey make sure you guys
I knew it. It's not. I've realistic. I've realistic. I'm getting
burned by this. It's not. I've got a lot. Alright. Why does it sound like a retarded
Jinxie I think I broke yo I think it's burnt bro. I think he burned it
Whenever you're alright, I always seem to smile
Goonie in the shower
Don't fuck yourself, buddy.
One more fight is the best, I got it.
Bro, my mic keeps dying. Why does it keep dying?
Oh, you just going on that bit?
Sighing a lie, I definitely just burnt that shit.
Jason, can you look at this and tell me if it looks good?
I ain't gonna lie, this is horrible eases, man, but I'll go ahead and eat it.
You like that shit?
I got an ishii.
Yo, God, do you remember?
Is she on me?
Classic.
Wow
What is this
No, I ain't gonna lie you're weird
You're weird as fuck
Did he get a cut? Yes I got a haircut bro.
Wait Ron, until what? Cook it until what?
One five.
Whoa!
There you go, eat this.
What do you say?
Three dollars.
Yo, this guy says I have some spare snacks you can use as bait.
What the fuck is that?
I want to do that.
I just heard an explosion guys.
Is everybody okay?
crazy
bro
yo wait chill on my shit
dude
so we have to catch the rare fish i guess
yeah from
bro i feel like the canes be nice right now
i can't even reach them
wait so how do we get it
oh my god oh chill chill chill chill
i'm not bothered to do this
we probably should keep fishing and get lucky
oh they're saying it was the whores bro
or
Maybe we can get it again
Just keep buying just buy the purple lure in the shop. It's like $15
Oh, I have a needle fish is this anything good, you know, kid. Oh, we've got to take the needle fishing
I'm gonna I'm gonna catch some shit
They look like Nemo
Yo, this one's rolling. It's rolling, bro.
Yo, I remember when I caught a puffed fish on an island before. I couldn't eat it because it's poisonous.
Damn, bro.
Hit your shots, hit your shots, hit your shots.
That's not really nice, bro.
Yo, Jixi, you fucking retard, bro.
Yo, let me out of here, Res me, Res me!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
I just ate the box fish!
So I died.
Yo, this one or ish you not gonna kill us?
Res me, Res me!
This is the main boss apparently.
Yeah, we're not equipped for this yet, not so hard.
Wait, I think we all need SMGs, bro.
We all need SMGs.
I'm like, my-
No, no, no, holy shit!
This guy's OP!
Oh my god, I couldn't get you up.
We actually-
Guys, we need a res!
Guys, we need a res!
Res, res!
We need a res, we need a res on this side of the island.
Res me, res me, res me.
Oh my god, I'm gonna miss it.
So, I instantly died again.
Good res, good res, good res, good res.
I'm on my chicken-like D-shit right now.
I got I got a guy girl you know you don't know how it's just doesn't matter
bro what the fuck bro it's jumping
bro we need an SMG to bother our team can't have the SMG guys I don't think
I've heard of the SMG get shot once dog
no no never give up never fucking give up never give up
come on we got SMG come on light his ass up
wow we actually could have beat the boss low key we could have beat the boss
hi Kirk
copy copy copy copy
oh cutting cutting cutting
Yo GXB, you maybe wanna turn your fucking monitor on?
Oh my god, I just died fucking late.
I'm just, I'm just, so I just, I'm just getting lit up on my teammates.
Steven, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go!
I can't oh my god, so guys we want to play around the trees cuz he gets blocked by the trees
So JC when you're on a beach or more prone to death
The hitbox is bigger! I'm coming, I'm coming!
Like, they're ass-
Oh!
Chee-mo!
So, Jinx is genuinely just a fucking bot!
We can win, we can win, we can win!
We can win, we can win, we can win!
We can win!
This guy's talking about new battery while we're fucking fighting Thanos!
I'M COMING!
Yes, you do it.
Get your SMG.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You're not a 7-Eight now.
Shit!
Oh, don't step in this purple shit.
It's moving.
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
But I'm not friggin' died, man.
So Jinxy, bro, what the fuck do you do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, listen, Jason, I'm not kidding.
If Jinxy knew how to use the SMG before we started,
we would have won.
No, Jinxie had his fucking mouse connected to his PC, I think we would have won.
No, my mouse died, you jackasses, I can't move my mouse.
Bro, it was any mouse.
El-hi-boss.
El-jinxie.
Yo, guys.
Yo, guys.
Everyone, let's not stop until we get, uh, like, $5,000.
Simple.
Yo, what do you do when you have a Bluetooth mouse, but it's dead, and it's in your, uh,
oh, I don't know, plug it in?
So we have zero fucking dollars now.
Oh my god.
Huh, I feel like that's not really possible.
That's like, what?
Hey, JC.
That's a bomb.
I'm down.
I think we can use TCSR.
I agree, I'm getting that bomb.
Alright guys, um, I'm gonna buy dynamite and explode.
Remember guys, cook the fish.
Oh.
Uh, man.
Get a lure?
I got a nice $6.49 though, who won't?
Keep the stash of fish to heal.
Good coms guys, good coms, keep em rolling in.
Oh no, I don't need to die again retarded player I've never seen.
Hey bro, that's not nice though.
This is so fucking unbearable.
Dude, just maybe flood it in.
Jinx, it's okay.
Jinx, it's okay bro, just reset.
Use coconut.
At the end of the day we're just sitting here fishing bro.
is anybody's vibe getting ruined right now we're just fishing and having a good
time I want to smile like literally just catching a vibration
I
Need to look at this fish for a look my alert
Fuck that bitch ass fish brother
Knowing ass dumb ass fish dumb ass
Oh, that's all he'll be wait. Oh my god guys. I found a meta
What if we cook multiple fish in our inventory so we fight the boss that we can drop you
Naps.com, naps.com
First SMG is to 650, bro
Six fucking 50
650
Try it boogie-o. My drip, my drip. You do not exist
Made a boat, boat's down. Oh, I caught the stable again
Wait, wait, wait, cook it, cook it
Look that's it Chris bad
I mean you don't have to cook it you just come give it to the gallery just test you and give it to him bro
That's insane you cook the horse
It's just to start the boss fight we shouldn't do it yet, though
What'd you find
How about one mouse takes like triple A batteries?
How do you have a blue? Wait, so is your mouse Bluetooth or fucking battery?
Yo guys we all need this wait, do we all gas in the jeans channel or do we just upgrade one person's engine?
No, no because my mouse is Bluetooth, but no battery
I
Don't know how to explain it you just plug the piece into the PC and then you just make sure you have fresh batter
You know someone buy an SMG after this someone buy one. That's all you do
I'm a bi-smg. I got this oh
I like you see Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie stay far away from the SMG
because I was on the SMG because it's because my mouse died here JC JC you
need a pistol JC you need a pistol oh you already have
explained it 26 times JC JC JC JC take this pistol is better as a laser sight
take it and sell your other pistol
I
Okay, so this is the beginner boss. All right
So I did not mean to get this
My god
Oh, wow, I'm a gunner.
No, I don't.
Oh my.
Oh my god, I got fucking eight-mines.
Now be tracking!
No more bullets!
Bro, this thing got crazy recoil.
Time to cook this motherfucker.
I'm gonna sell him now.
I'm gonna sell him.
I'm gonna sell this motherfucker.
Woo!
Big money!
Yo, guys, buy F's and G's.
Who doesn't have one yet?
I don't have one.
That's big money.
That's big, big boy money.
Guys, I'm buying a donut.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, you mean oh, shit.
Thank you
Tell me you don't know
Buy the coconut in the middle tree
How can a shark take that many shots this game is this game is hyper unrealistic
How does a shark survive like a hundred thousand bullets to the chest wait I have
a new one Jason oh my god I can't do Jason bro yeah don't let that stick
Oh
A little drip fish
Lafairs
It's a lot fairs. That one's a good one actually that one's on the come on
Oh, I got a skin now.
Okay.
Would they actually have like faces?
Jason, you look sexy when you play G1.
You guys are buying SMG.
I'm harder than having SMG.
Hey, bro.
Thank you, dude.
Yo, bro, how do you open this?
We got to get some drift creature.
Appreciate you, man.
You alive?
I'm all on a ball.
Arms and boots.
You know me?
Get to the drift creature.
Don't stop.
Oh, you got a drift.
Yo, get in the trip.
I got you back.
I got you back.
I got you back.
Except Jason, it's Gabe. Just felt like giving you a dollar, other also fuck you Travis.
That's good, no? Right there though.
I don't need compensator, bro.
That's 600 bones, man. That's a waste of money.
Guys, we should keep spamming dynamites.
You gotta be a good fisher, I might be a...
WHOA! What is this?
I just got a bowl of water.
A bullfish. What the fuck?
My fish is 900 pounds, bro. No magnets, no nothing in here.
Bro, I got a bullfish. What the fuck?
I was like, on fire.
No, no, now it's literally fire.
Oh my $458, dude, that's mine.
I'm gonna suck it.
Whoa, I got something.
Hello, Brad.
Is that a sea urchin?
I
For the needle fish when you cook it, bro, there should be bread in you
So I hear like
Would you get junk oh die, okay, so somebody just use all the money on something
Hey, I think I think it's time boys
to be honest my bullets I need my bullets I need my bullets I need my bullets
bullets
I'm not going to lie, Nemo, I'm not going to tell you all about it.
Yo start the boss fight, let's go, we're ready bruh.
You can't fight that little ass dude.
Guys, I'm going to fish you.
There's a lot of fish in the water if you all want to cook and keep in your inventory.
You know, for the boss fight.
I got the trapeze pad.
You can't fight that little ass now.
I'm going to keep it in my inventory.
Here we go.
Alright y'all, y'all ready?
Who bought something for all the money?
What the fuck's happening?
Are you ever showing?
Cut it to the spot.
All right, I think it's time, man.
Somebody get the bus.
I got it, all right?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, here we go, boys.
You ready?
Everyone locked or no?
Locked, locked.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I am ready.
Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
Start the bus, mate.
We got this, mate.
Let's do this shit.
Let's go.
So I instantly just died, bro?
Oh my god.
Oh, WM, WM!
I'm cutting the fuck out of this puffer fish!
Oh, lays it down, lays it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down, lay it down.
I
Make sure you don't shoot each other you're shooting me sorry, sorry, sorry
Well, I'm not like we're destroying this fish right now
It's you down I got you I got you wake up wake up wake up wake up wait up
You see what I'm doing right now though?
Do you see what I'm doing?
The same Jinx is just spectating.
Jinx is...
Brother, Jinx is...
This is embarrassing, dawg.
I ain't gonna lie.
I just fried your shit. I'm sorry
Boys and boys and boys and boys and player on the trees y'all
Oh, okay, so I keep killing my teammates. That's on me
Oh my god, it's fucking massive poison
I'm- I'm pausing- I- I'm not actually-
Hes me, hes me, hes me!
One shot!
BANG!
We cook all the meat, all the meat!
Oh yeah.
Hey, cook all that shit.
Oh, we better get paid!
Oh, we better get PAINED!
All right.
BANG!
Oh, my God, we're printed.
Don't spend anything, let's just talk about it.
Let's try- let's try here.
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna max out my SMG. No hold on. We have to strap it.
I need to catch for food.
So I ain't gonna lie, I definitely burnt one of the crab meats.
We have so much money in my god.
Uh, listen, we can get this motor. Oh, we know you have to motor.
We already got it.
What do we need to buy from this island?
I feel like yo, we're good. We're good.
The only thing I can think of is the compensator.
Should we all buy?
I might fuck around, buy this shit.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There might be more, we could save it for the next island.
Yeah, we could save...
Ooh.
I didn't tell them, Ron.
I like that out of you.
We could save it.
There's Jigsaw.
They're saying that you're not cooking any of these.
I just...
I'm about to punch you in the mouth.
I've cooked four items.
Now please, Ron, have some of these.
Should we save it for...
I think we should save for the next island.
I'm gonna I'm gonna just buy a dynamite and blow up shit just for fun
Laferce
Laferce
Child these spider crab shells we need this
Oh
Wait, there's a coconut coconut bus is in the middle
No, cut as a swim down God, that's not swim
Stand on the stone
So coconut boss stand on the rock
I think it's a joke chat other rock
No, no
This might be the best friend-flop game ever. Yes pretty good
the one with the coconut. Oh, no. Where? Right here.
I need to skin the boat. Increase the
damage. Oh, guys, look at the boat.
Increase friction. Reduce the amount of
damage. One with one coconut. You're wasting all of our money.
Oh, you skin
Would you buy fucking a thousand dollars so
Y'all talking about
Not gonna lie though first friend spending money. They're saying come here. Come here. They're saying I need to jump on someone's head
Come here
Caution way, but if you jump if you jump here jump on me run
Stand up I got
No, you gotta be getting jokes
Why are we getting told?
Not that one the palm with the stone the palm with the stone
This one
No, I got an idea, I got an idea.
We're getting trolled, they're all trolling us, they're L.O.L.
So apparently we need 350, I just looked at our budget and we have 50 fucking dollars.
Dink seed.
Dink seed.
Why are you spending all the money?
Dink seed is actually a troll, bro.
Can I wanna upgrade my weapon?
So...
I'm gonna save it.
But look how much damage I can do now.
For real, dude?
So we have zero fucking money
Jinxie Jinxie, I saw you shoot the boss you were we're shooting us so fucking slow
Whoa Jinxie, did you upgrade the fucking shotgun of all guns?
Yo Jason, when I beat Stompin and Bobo in a once in a while, I'm gonna drop you.
Yeah, here we go.
I mean, look.
No, let me show you.
Oh, I see it.
$350 for a coconut, it says.
Well, we had, well, let's start fishing.
You bought a $15 dollar lure.
No, I'm buying the donut.
Okay, here we go.
Look at how fast we already got our machine.
Stop being lazy.
I've been telling you.
$137 to have a clown.
Yeah, I just killed where I said that.
Woo!
Man, fucking pleasure.
Stop buying dynamite.
Is dynamite bad?
Yeah, it's kind of mid-bought.
Buy the lure and fish and cookies.
Okay, but, yeah, that should like $8 standard lure.
Eating a barbwaddle honey mustard.
Eating a barbwaddle honey mustard.
Oh, they got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
They got a lot of them.
eat your bulgur in 100 months
oooh they got beer in here
Chad let's take a swig
cheers my friend
aww you don't need a beer
swig!
now that I think about it
Chad can I get a beer?
I already-
ooohhh
rope blackfish
alright you can buy the cocoa knot
I got it
place the ch- I just fish with it?
dude don't start the boss fight I'm gonna go grab a frisky
too late
why would you want me to gamble I've got some fucking bullshit
he's running
wait what did you get
how the fuck am I supposed to hit that guy
L.A. in L.A. in
wait isn't this the guy from peak
I'm gonna go get a Bruce game.
I want Jason, bro.
Yeah, let me get one too.
Get me.
Hey, I'm gonna fix that, wait for all that fucking money and then I don't want you to
get a shit.
Bro.
Wait, man, it's Bing Bong.
Why is it got a massive piece?
Okay, so this guy is un-made.
I ain't lying.
He's ignorant.
Oh, I killed him.
I killed him.
Hey, what does it do?
He's cooking.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
I'm gonna get a Bruce game.
God, bro, look!
Let me see if I hold him.
Oh, here.
I ain't not gonna lie to... Lafers.
Lafers?
It's...
Here, come.
Wait, so the people that made...
No, stop saying you're twin in the chat.
Wait, what do I do with them?
I'm getting water right here.
Oh my God, his value is insane.
If I get rich when you sell that, oh my God.
Lafiss!
Wait, can we spam that coconut shit then?
Thanks bro.
Thanks for shooting me bro.
Thanks for shooting me fucking dick.
Should we buy another coconut?
Dude, where did my phone go?
We can, but that's okay.
My phone's on?
Right, mine's low.
Give me a red bull too, sorry bro.
You were too late man.
You were too late.
I
Fat fuck
You bet but Ron no no genuinely you do deserve it bro cuz I've seen the progress and oh god you've been looking better
Bro, thank you, bro. And you know, I will always give you your credit bro. You know, you've been going to the gym every single day
Bro, you know, I got you right now your turn
Are you for real? Fuck you!
Check if I right.
Check if I right.
Bro, you were just starting to look good, then you got this chopped-ass haircut.
Yeah bro, like, I'm a grown-ass man and so are you, man. Stop worrying about me.
Yo, ladies, I got another coconut, right?
I got another coconut.
Ready?
I got the wrong rod though.
Bro, wow, that's a lot of money.
Oh, I found it.
I found it.
I'm not going to lie.
Might be eligible for cozy gamer of the year after this stream, boys.
Yo, you're a rock gamer of the year, bro.
What's up, dude?
Hey, it's mango car time, bro.
I got a Jason, I got a Jason, everyone kill it!
I'm selling the fish, I'm coming, I never had a mango fish.
more food back you you kind of look like Mr. King alright mods please please control
check that are not look like fucking Mr. King
Y'all who just wasted all of our money again?
Not it.
Why did you keep waiting y'all? You're the...
This guy went beer, beer, doesn't participate in boss fights, spends all the money, like what do you do?
Yo, run, run here, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
down here take that hi allies waller we just break down in one second
let's get the fuck out of here
where are my guns at?
shut up bitch
brother did you just shoot me and then take my weapons and get in the bow
where are my weapons that I'm not really that tough
I
Someone on the island, bro, no one took your shit, bro
Sweet I am the captain now turn this boat around
I am the captain now turn this boat around
I'm not
I bet them it's so easy to find right?
Good job finding it!
They're saying it's in the water.
How did it go in the water if you killed me on the beach?
Oh, the blonde foot have not shot me, man!
Oh, I got it, I got it you little crybaby, I got it!
I'm going no cam, bro, I can't do this shit no cam.
I don't know why I had to jump I really had to.
It's only a good shot I'm just going to keep drinking my go-kart to be on the right shot.
Right chat is still yellow.
Am I supposed to go to that one?
The green one or the white one?
I'm a no-face game streamer now guys.
The green one or the white one?
Wow, bro. Nice, guys.
Wow.
Yo, come on. Is everyone in?
Wait, wait, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Get in my lane before night!
Wait, wait, guys.
Run!
I'm decaf from now! Get out of my wheel!
No, you already did that.
I'm decaf from now! Oh, Lazy did it?
Wait, did what? Did what?
Lazy, you already did. I'm decaf from now.
Oh, I'm decaf from now!
collect the USB stick from the guy
USB
Wait for what
Okay, I run by some $15 bait and get fishing bro. Make sure you cook what you matter to
Oh, I hate your face
Yeah, it's like I hate all this like oh you're retarded you're lurping like why not like oh here's what you need to do instead of doing
This like why not the positive reinforcement?
Don't listen to the haters the haircut is good
When I close my eyes.
Chill out.
You got some most like angry psychopaths in our scene.
That's you.
Yo bro, relax.
It's a fishing game.
Maybe relax a little bit.
Jesus, bro.
Ladies, drink a beer.
I could crack one, bro.
Why don't the dApps upload a video called YLF phase?
Brother, we're fucking still fishing.
How are you shy behind this piece?
Say how Garry just uploaded a YLF phase video.
We've been out of 3,911, I want to say Abenus 3 or 6.
Who was there?
We're core, dude.
Bro, don't tell me he's not going to go live now because he posted a YouTube video.
That's how it works.
No, dude.
Yo, guys, why are we still on this island, man?
Oh, I don't know because you're insane.
How many showers behind are you?
Upgrading my weapons is now illegal on our team money. Yo, listen. Listen. Jixie. There's 800 bucks in the ballast. Please don't spend
All right, guys, I'm gonna buy compensator. Please don't be mad
Can you blew me? Can you blew me? Can you can you put black ice on my shit? I thought it can you put black ice on my shit?
oh yeah that's good man somebody say black ice
stop wasting your shit man
Chad what should we buy next?
Yo wait so what are we looking for to get out of here?
Ooh extended
Oh
I look at puffer fish it says puffer fish tail is what you need it might be in the water
What does it look like?
Brother
Wow um I just filmed this entire video I know you guys are just
I have not killed three fish
That's what I'm saying it's not inaccurate
Hey, I can't swim. Hello?
How you doing? This is my character, Sayid.
Oh, f**k you.
Hey, let's uh... La Fierce. La Fierce.
Should I leave Phase 2?
I think we should all just kind of take a chill pill, bro.
You can see it actually is something like that, bro.
Hard to get it out.
Hard to be in a murder room, come on.
That's weird, child. I can't feed her.
Can we put GC on the girl?
Whoa, this is weird.
Why is it not?
I can't feed her the pufferfish.
Well, thank God that we have a shot.
Holy shit.
They're saying that the birds stole it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice thing to do it.
Yeah, can we leave?
What are we doing?
I'm not a bird son, fuck him.
This is a no fly zone.
I finally left my bar.
Chimsey have it.
Chimsey they're saying you have it.
Give me a drop it, drop it.
Yo Jimmy, what do you got?
Okay so what do we do with this?
Can we give it to this side?
Yeah 60 make TTS $1 bro.
Alright I got the coordinates mate.
Where'd it go?
Oh you got it automatically?
Yo my trip in is this game like hyper unrealistic.
The sun has a set once.
This game is hyper unrealistic, bro.
Hellfucking game.
Got fun now wait blue wait no green or bite which one
Oh
to a red dot which leaves me to believe we're going towards a danger.
Whoa!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh!
What?
No, put him!
Put him!
Put him!
This is my island now!
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Oh, Mars.
Oh, Mars.
Oh, Mars.
Oh!
Black!
Wait, how do you do that?
Oh
Wait, how do you see that all in black how to get upgrades all in black all in black all in black
Yo, try to talk to this fucking retard in here. No the one behind you bro. I know come here dumbass. Yeah, she doesn't fucking no shit
Wait, guys, you're me out. Give us our entire banquet. I'll triple it
Whoa what type of fucking derpy fish how about derpy fish is this dude no floppy
fucker oh I got a Halibut what is this you are too ugly to win cozy streamer
more so with that bum-ass bullshit on your head yeah
I
Am the P. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie for $7. This game is really good
That Barbara is completely competent
Whoa, Roblox fish
Guys
Yo junko
We're all in it guys. Oh, I like it's black city. It's black city black city
Everybody everybody black city is black city
You put red somebody chose red
Red! Red, red! Red, red!
You idiot, oh, god, you're fucking idiot.
I told you black, bro.
Look, we're in Sweden! We're in Sweden, look, look!
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin!
Where is Marlin?
Where do we get the fish, too?
Uh, we give it to the nother.
Cut a grill, cut a grill!
Right here!
Hit the dollars, and go to a better barber next time, Keith.
Okay.
Woooohooooo!
What's up with fishes this full?
We're getting that.
Jason, how does it feel like catching? Cooking and killing your own kind.
Wait, 38 hundred dollars for a sniper? Yeah, but you're not getting that.
Maybe you guys should give me a sniper, y'all. We're good.
Hey, Jamesy, you're the one who fires here.
You got beat by Asian Jeff. So bad you took his haircut with you.
with you
Don't worry about the air
There's still
The full goatee. Hey sexy. Thank you, bro. I got a tiger fish
You beat the guy in here
Hey boys, I'm about to I'm about to all in black. I'm about to all in black boys. Oh
My god, the accident black city black city black city black city black city black city black city black city
Oh my god, I'm alive. We are fucking rich money. We're making money. We are rich
I can't lie
I deserve I deserve something
I deserve something on it. Yo. Oh god. You're waiting for
Oh guys, you're weird as fuck!
You're weird as fuck!
He just stole all our money!
What the fuck?
I actually hate your whole life.
Wait, what happened to our money?
What happened to our money?
Jason, I actually fucking bought a house for Bob.
I'm the owner of our money, bro.
Yeah, you're weird as fuck.
Please fuck.
Bitch, fuck you!
Oh
No, oh no guys guys
I'm a fucking medic bro.
Where's my gun bro, who took my gun?
For example, anything?
My gun!
We actually lost all of us.
For example, Nathan?
Then she yelled at you, and you're going through the ugly days of the trend.
You've got to let that shit marinate a couple of days.
If that don't work, you've got to turn your barber into Swiss cheese.
Look there.
Yo, you take my fucking gun!
You take my fucking money!
You take everything, Lays!
Fuck you!
Bro, I need that gun.
bro jay why i need that gun you gotta see it through
im drowning im drowning im drowning im drowning im drowning
rest with me please bro take the gun thank you
Oh
This is not my gun
Oh my god
I just died to Jigsie bro!
Yeah Jigsie, what are you doing?
You feel
Guys we're not gonna be
Come on guys we just
Well, we can kill them everybody light light them up
You just fucking murdered me okay, so problem we didn't win
Hi, sonnet. I was gonna invite you to walk during my VIDE T-show, but after seeing that haircut, I think we're good.
Please do me a favor and don't show up. I'm trying to keep the event freak-free.
Boys, could we talk about fall weather?
Fuck this channel.
Thanks, Jinx.
Forget the fade. Run the fade of your barber.
I
Hair cut is not even that
Why are we starting again?
Well, wait, why did I
Another regular fish and then a fucking tuna spawn
Let's go Junko, you never go Junko
Guys, why am I the only one shooting the fish?
I have one HP
Steve we're not are down
He's in the water.
Jigsie is deep in the water.
You guys shoot him, I'm gonna bail, just keep shooting.
Alright, back back back.
Mera, Mera, Mera.
They're making Mera, making Mera.
I best them, they don't like Mera.
Don't it, don't it.
Keep shooting, you got the other little bullets.
I'm all out.
I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets!
My fuckin' mouse has recoil with this gun bro.
Yo, load up the trucker!
Is it me?
That's him!
Wait, there might be more here, don't go.
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
There might be another one.
Whoa! Ladies, I need a fish!
RIS! RIS! RIS!
SWEET!
The fish fucking killed me!
Oh my god, he's killing me.
Junk down!
Where's them?
He's useless!
He's not-
Guys, the timer, we need to shoot!
Everybody shoot!
Look at the timer!
Everybody, everybody, shoot the-
Shoot the thing!
Wait, uh...
Come on, come on, come on.
Jinky, just go for Rezes.
Oh
My fucking god
Oh, this shit looks like something.
Yo, where do you want to get the board?
Where do you want to get the board?
Hold on, I'm going to demo for us, but I got this.
One of the huts, Jinxie.
I don't need to eat there, one of the huts.
The one next to the...
The one above the shop, the one above the, uh, grill.
You were just the Asian UB now, ROF on.
Motherfucker, bro.
I'm so dull shit at everything that I do.
Yo Ron, where's the board though?
No, the fuck I'm not, bro.
Don't ever say your shit.
Yo, Barbara, fuck my shit up.
I need content son.
and some like
She's really looking you want to buy the $50 one the $50 one
Yo boys, I'm sure we can fight that fucking two banks. Oh my god
$50 one
Tea bags is killing me
I'm never getting an inch off the top ever again, bro. Y'all are mean
Meaty heads in the chat
Oh shit!
Chad look at what I got, look at what I got bro, oh my god.
Yo run, run!
And I got him finished.
Yo Junko!
Why are there two dead bodies?
I wonder if that fucking shot in my head.
Yo run, red or black?
Um, once you go back, you never go back, you're still black.
Yo, what the fuck?
There's someone robbing the corridor.
Hey, whoever just took my SMG with the red bomb,
killing you until the game's over.
Yo, chill!
I got a drip-heal.
Speed!
This one doesn't have the red dot, need that one.
I grinded for these upgrades, bro.
I gotta be Jewish.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Dude, I got a drip-heal.
Chad, I got a drip-heal.
I'm literally a hero, bro.
I'm dead-ass a hero.
bro put that in your mouth what what
Jason is good at this game because the fish are scared of what is on his head
I
Can we get
I feel like my cut not even that bad bro, oh shit, little floppy fucker, yeah, who activated
the tuner?
So we activated the boss and Ron's not even here.
Listen bro, let's just lock in boys
Here we go guys guys
No, no, no jinx is genuinely barely what do you do?
Jinx, Jinx scene!
Bro, Bro Jinx scene activated the boss, dude!
Yo, the tuna fish is dead, I got bullets!
Oh, I'm getting sly, bro.
Jesse, go braze the lanes.
Actually, I got it.
I got it.
I got guests.
Oh, I just missed an entire fucking clip.
I got guys.
Oh, my god.
He's literally so bad.
Thank you, I'm late.
OK, I'm dead.
Hey, I'm back.
Hey, guys, guys, braze, braze.
We need a braze.
Oh, my god.
I just picked up your gun instead of raising
Can I get my gun?
I got that, I got that, I got that
Thank you
Yo, who the fuck?
Oh my
He's instantly slimed
He's still here
Yeah, guys, we can still win this guys just don't give up and keep shooting
okay so it's just like bro can we get a resume on
what is this?
oh no
spreads spreads spreads
we can actually kill him
press press press press
thank you thank you
does he know?
does he know?
alright look
see it! see it! see it!
no no no no so you just killed me
So you just killed me
And we'll fish you back up bro
Yo, can somebody that can actually see me come to revive me
I don't like your attitude
I know you can see bro it's a joke
I could look at your
My boys gonna break you down every time bro you dumb and I'm sorry for shit
you're fucking crazy are you crazy are you crazy i was crazy once you shouldn't be dying this much
considering you have a home
oh my god
He's on a bitch.
Like this chat, bro.
It's like this chat, man.
It does feel like we're shooting peas out of our guns.
Yeah, we own these snipers, right?
Do everything within a 50 mile radius.
Shut up!
She ain't dead.
Wait, Chad, do I gamble this?
This could be a lot of money, oh my god this could be a lot of money, can I gamble this?
You're really an Asian citizen, but instead of sending you somehow to the exact opposite
of what you're supposed to do.
This is a big money!
600 dollars!
What color?
What color?
Black, black city is black city.
Black, black, black, black.
Do I go green?
Black!
Blacks do black, always do black.
Do I do green?
Black city is black city.
Bro, I feel like green's gonna hit.
No, do not do that, bro. That's a sell-out.
You hit!
Nah, bro.
So who, who just shot?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, god, the, the, the birds are fucking like,
like, shitting or something.
Ah, the birds!
The birds are shitting.
Ow!
Why is the bird shitting at 22s?
Okay, I have a take here.
I have a take here. Everyone's trying to miss the sell.
We keep that in green until we hit it eventually we're gonna hit it. No, no, no horrible idea guys
You're part of the king burger, you're part of the king burger.
Yo Jason bro, I get it now.
That's a red snapper.
The rice is dead ass.
Wait, get a new one.
You said it every time you get rice dude.
Ooh, little voxel fish.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So how did we lose $700, my chat's telling you?
So I bought some lures, but it's okay because I'm about a game button make this money back. Oh wait. Oh wait wait
I ate a $700 fish. Yeah, but it's good
Whoa, it's a rare one
wait wait wait I'm gonna hold it wait stop wait wait wait wait let me put some
let me put some shit on it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. This is Max
Wim I promise you don't. Yo black I promise you black is hitting black is
hitting black I promise you oh my god
Put it all on there. Put it all on there. Put it all on there.
All right, we gotta do it quickly once it gets on, right?
All right, all right, all right.
Go black, yeah?
Go black, go black.
Black, black, black, black!
All right, there, there.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Three, two, one, bank.
Three, two, one, bank.
Three, two, one, black. Black city.
Black! Black!
Everybody sell! Everybody sell!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's our money?
We have to sell. We have to sell.
It's worth more than a...
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, don't buy shit. Hold on. Let's try it out rich. No, it's actually
No, let's see let's see we can do that again, bro. We can all get snipers
Money-spending sounds
I'm bringing out the J-Mode, I'm gonna punch.
YEEEAH!
YEEEAH!
I'm gonna show people what greed looks like, y'all haven't seen me yet!
YEEEAH!
What happened to our money?
What's in back of it?
We have no money!
Y'all are gonna see the fuck of it in here, you stupid fucking face!
You make me feel better about myself.
W-Bison.
Why don't you just fuck with our J-Mode and set up lines?
He's ready!
Bro, fuck this fish!
This doesn't maybe you can win the streamer award for worst hair cut. It's just like
How much HP is this fucking fish
Jason it's me. I can handle your schedule your calls and everything else
Is beyond my capability
What happened to our
uh jason bought a sniper rifle because he's not a two player no no rhombot
mad shit and go again double but like three times so we didn't upgrade our
bullets and we have one sniper you know
90 miles an hour
I have right this way
Can you trust me for a second?
What? What? What?
I'm gonna keep the mic still
What was that like Amy?
I didn't know I was watching a Yugi 2x stream
Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's hot here, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh my god
You're check, you like clam chowder
The first one to say it your haircut looks nice on Jack Doherty's life
Hey guys, I'm gonna make my money back
Just how much did you win how much did you win?
100 runs versus one accountability.
Shoot teammates, lame teammates for respawning.
You're a sicko, pal. You're actually a fucking sicko.
Oh my god, bro. Fuck.
Alright, fuck that bitch.
Not time to remember?
Remember what everyone did, right?
Grab it. I can't swim, chat.
I'll spend more money, motherfucker.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh big juice big juice, I just got big juice I just got big juice
It's a hook fish
gamble and
Yo, who the fuck was just in here buying stuff?
What the heck?
Dude, where's my money?
We got it.
Who the fuck just got all the money, dude?
How do I just do that?
Dude, who just got all the fucking money, bro?
Yo, we got a village.
I got a village.
I got a job.
Bro, I'm about to get off.
Guys, guys, let's figure it out.
All you gotta do is throw a dynamite at the boss.
Start at the boss line.
That's all you gotta do.
Throw endless dynamite at him.
Trust, trust, trust.
I
Stream your
And this is why we can't but you see the room you just came out of you want to come in there and raise me
I just died of the fish I caught
I think Emily
No, no, no, no!
Oh, thank you, my bro.
You fucking bitch!
What the fuck?
Thank you, Jason.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, thank you, Jason.
Thank you, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So this fucking guy, too.
Oh, ow!
Help me.
I'm taking your fish, bro.
sometimes I'm crazy about that
hey please, unfortunately, it's hermene
black city black city black city black city black city black black black black black city
so don't go, how, what, how'd you die bro, talk to me
oh dad, oh dad, oh he's dead
hey talk to me jinx
max fucking win baby
hey talk to me jinx
I'm going green, I'm going green, I'm going green
pro tip for chat, you can watch this stream on 480p
so you don't have to see the ants on his upper left.
Enjoy the rest of y'all's stream.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Is anyone helping me?
He said he was watching me.
Ah, guys, guys, help.
Jigs, are you done the rest, Ron?
Put down my friend!
Wait, he's right there!
We're gonna devolve, let's devolve, let's do it.
Hey Jason, don't listen to them.
Hi Jason, consider yourself a model for this.
Hi, hi.
No.
No, please bro, please.
It's funny right Jason?
No, no.
It's funny right?
Yeah Jason, did you have fun playing tonight?
I'm sorry, no.
It's really actually, please.
You know, I'm so much Lou, please.
I'm sorry.
Wait, did you have fun playing tonight?
No, no, please, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro. No, no, please. I'm sorry
All right, we're good. No, ladies, let me in the boat. Take me to the room
Please, please, please
Yeah
Please!
Where am I supposed to go?
I didn't even get to drive!
I didn't even see...
Yeah, we got an ancient prisoner, bro.
Whoa, this is a lot of loot. What is this?
There's another SMG over there!
Yeah, it's Jinxie, bro.
How?
Grab everybody's scoop.
Yo, Jinxie, bro, we got your SMG, bro.
Come on.
Jinxie, bro.
Alright, why back? We're good!
Jinxie, bro.
Sometimes you just gotta have a little civil war, bro.
Jinxie's right over here.
In the boat. I got it for you, bro. I got it for you, bro.
They didn't. I got it for you.
I think Junko wants to go get a beer again.
They can't go spotting. Come on, bro.
Cheer up, bro. Drink a beer, Jinx.
Hey, Jinxie, how about this, bro?
I'm gonna fucking drown you. I'm gonna fucking drown you to keep going.
Whoa
See that's not nice
You son of a bitch
When we catch one more fish and we're in a gamble we're gonna go black just
Oh, you're such a bad boy. You're such a little bad boy.
What the fuck happened to his hair?
Can't even get a haircut and chill, bro.
No, no, genuinely, bro.
Whoa
But it's this piece of shoes, what the fuck?
New culture so you can say sorry guys
It's just like come on the fuck on guys
I want this.
Yeah, I said, yeah, I said that.
You got that, you're not gonna get my players not moving.
I can't wait for teammates,
punchy, and dealt to cookie.
Thanks for being our punching bag.
It's like fuck!
It was green, bro!
Jason, they're telling me that you could
trick shot and apparently you can get that money.
Okay, I bet.
One minute, I have to go.
What the fuck was that noise?
What's the bet, something's wrong?
I think I'm just in 20 minutes.
What are you f**king doing?
What the f**k?
That sounds like a big you problem.
Bro, I definitely had a fish.
Careful for the shooting birds.
You know I'm green.
I don't have dirt on my lip, bro.
So Jinxie died.
Oh my god.
So all the f**kers just want to be on troll mode?
Okay.
Kill the f**kers.
I think it's the Asian with the sniper.
No, no, never.
No, no, never. No, I did not kill you. I did not kill you.
What? I can't move up. I can't move up. I can't move up.
Oh, shut up.
Bro, what are you good at, GC?
I don't know. I don't know.
Are you only good at R6? Be honest.
Bro, why am I drowning?
I can't move up.
Why am I drowning?
Why am I drowning?
Yo, whoever's stacking this on the table,
guess what, bro? We're going black. Here we go.
Dude, wait!
All right, I haven't got a fish in 30 minutes. Let's keep trying
You son of a bitch, bro, that was my fish bastard
You fucking bastard
I caught an expensive fish y'all this one's gonna be at $700. You ready? I'm actually in come on back come on come come
Come here. We go here. We go
My god magnets
Magnet bear I'm not a lot. I think we're ready for the next bus
I
So I'm dying
$800 fish and a bike so you could go on a run!
Oh my god you could go on a run!
Okay that kind of that's kind of...
So it sounds like it's time to fucking match wins.
People used to spam hardbys when you had fun.
Now you're chopped, have short black hair, and you're bloated.
Bro that's just trying to get the hell out of here.
Hey we gotta hit this game though I got dinner in it.
I don't. I'm here all night.
If you get off before we beat this game, you're actually a cry baby baby rich
Jigsie when this hit black I'm gonna win and then I'm gonna put it back and we're gonna go red. Okay. Look at the script
Wait, I don't have any fish
What do I eat
Yeah, if you were pussy, yeah
Scare money does not make money
When we have $15,000
We need more face we need more face this is a heater we got we just want one this
Make sure you get this on I wait everybody say a color on three one two three black
You know like Jinxie what do you fucking do bro it's just like bad it's just a
bad vibe bro I believe in you bro
Oh
Just like bait bro, just like baited
You got me though my neck you got my neck you got it
And it's time for the bus fight
I'm dead, I'm dead, I hit a man!
Why are you standing still?
GG's bro.
G fucking G's, man.
Oh yeah, right?
Yeah.
Wait, I should do a lot of damage though.
I feel like SMG is probably better for this situation, huh?
I'm in the water, I'm in the water, someone help me.
Yeah, there's two of us.
Half of us.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh
I'm doing damage, bro. I don't like to scope
I'm headshotting the fuck out of these species
Help, help, help, help, help, watch out!
I heard you, I heard you, I heard you!
He's low, he's low, he's low!
My body's under the water!
Help me, please, help me, bro.
I'm fucking drowning.
You can see your mic's muddied.
Man!
Woo!
Please, bro, please, help me, bro.
I'm in the fucking water, bro.
I can't swim for shit, bro.
I'm
Residem Residem Residem
Go get him get him get him resin run resin run
I'm moving
That be
Go for Ron, go for Ron, go for Ron, GK!
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
I got it, I got it!
Stay! Stay! Trick shot him!
Guys, we gamble, we gamble, we gamble.
Oh, I don't know if this is are you sure about this are you sure? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yeah, he disappeared what the fuck
All right, three two one black
10,000 now wait if we win that when we put it back on we win 20,000 brother we
could literally win the game off that we could literally speed run it
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We can always make it to the top!
Yeah guys! We gotta keep fishing.
We gotta keep fishing.
We gotta keep fishing.
Yeah!
We gotta keep fishing.
We gotta keep fishing.
Hey! Keep rillin' it in boys.
Keep rillin' it in bruh!
Oh, we gotta keep fishing.
We get a key
Honestly
I got you kill it kill it kill it kill it
We shouldn't gamble it to know
You got your boys don't actually fucking idiot. No, no legitimate the y'all are idiots
Well, I'm having fun, bro. All that matters
Wait, I agree by action. Oh god, I think my answer
What
Oh my god, wait, wait, I'm not gonna like yo do not buy a scope the scope is really bad
Do not buy a scope it's really bad. I wish I could take it off
How do I change the scope though
Oh
We can try to do it one more time
What you see how'd you die bro this drowning animation is so hyper unrealistic. Oh my
What bro, what are these magnets? Oh
My god, we're sending shit to heaven now wait, so then what the fuck is the green?
why is this actually fun oh my god the silencer is actually OP
I'm gonna fucking go to get out and have fun
okay this game is actually OP oh my god this could be game of the year not gonna lie
I'm hungry.
Oh my god.
Trick shot.
It's a little heavy, fucker, man.
Oh, oh, oh.
Fuck, god.
Yo, they came at me.
Why not?
Yo, what do we do now on this island?
Is there another boss?
We can put each other in 70 positions.
Yeah, we gotta find the boss.
Lace, what the fuck did you just say?
I said we have to find the boss.
I said we have to find the boss, so we have to like buy a good lure and then we get to find the fight blast boss
I think you said it wrong, but it's gonna be black yo
Oh
Back to the drawing there
Back to the fishing balloon
I thought we already fought the tune and we had to fight it again
The what
out on the grass and then you get the bird's head you can give it to him so you turn it on
if you lay the tuna on the grass the bird comes to get to get it so we wasted the tuna
yes you don't cook it also you're not allowed to cook it okay okay okay i just cooked the tuna
know what should I do with it whoa someone kill this fish what is this
ah
what'd you hit what you get big on twitch will I have to go through a
humiliation ritual like the haircut?
I brought a bad haircut. It does not equal ha-
and then...
If you wanted the ants off your face and you looked him straight in the eyes
and said no so we matched the haircut kekla.
You can go for the drop the gun, pick it up mid-air shot.
I'm gonna think you could do that.
Do not do not do that. I can hear you I can
Just have my new school
Dude dude
I feel like conquer you guys
I feel what I feel
I hit
I hit
I hit
He's alright
Press me, press me
Put it on machinima
Press me, press me
Put it on machinima
Press me
Please someone guys I'm dead yo Razz Razz
So I instantly just got jumped on
It's like bro, I'm dying instantly
I should have looked at the toy for G.I. Jane.
Keep my wife's name!
How did that? My mouth, mother, fucker!
Yo, do you guys have the one thing I can hide in what I said in the sniper barrel?
Nice damage.
Yum. Uh-oh.
Oh no, need that attack.
I should have looked at the joke shot for Thanos.
Want a glitch? Want a glitch?
Want a glitch?
just got fucking snipe
holy shit
thank you bro
guiding guiding guiding guiding guiding
no so good accident holy shit
and then
no no no no no no
put the two on the grass
put the two on the grass
now we shouldnt wait
now we watch
oh my truckin
YOOOOO
what is that
albumitros
I
Get in that house for protection boys
It's shittie on us!
Let me shoot him on y'all!
Yo, you gotta hit your shots, y'all!
Waiting shots!
Oh!
I got you, Ron.
Wake up.
Boss battle!
I'm in. Calm.
Okay.
I am dead.
I need res, I need res, I need res, I need res.
Yo, y'all gotta hit your shots.
Res!
Yo!
Yo, you're by yourself, Ron!
You're by yourself!
Got fade away guys get out of the house. It's not worth it
Keep moving around boys. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. Okay. I died
I just got my head chopped up
Yo, bro, I'm getting spun. I'm gonna slide down right now guys
It's like
I'm dead again. I'm dead again. Yeah, I'm dead again
Everybody's in everybody's in everybody's in reds go for reds go for reds go for reds
come on with us
play for this
i'm coming up i'm coming
no use your smg
it's broken
got it im dead
i'm getting it
i'm getting it
no
oh my god so we have to refight the tuner
wait no that was my loot
wait guys
why are we taking each others' loot
bro just go
bro who is my sniper all right so I have I have Jamesy sniper but I think I
have my sniper
we're saying I'm facing up spamming space
you have my fucking gun I think we need to upgrade bullets bro
me my bullets
No, I need to have like fish in my inventory, bro, cuz I was just getting weak and no I have extra sniper
I have extra sniper might be mine here here here
Guys pick up Yasuo
We need to have fish to eat
We're gonna stop telling each other guys
What the fuck is this fish
fish
What's new creature what we're just flying fish. I think that's whatever you just got
Red dot is good scope is bad
I mean we just got to get extended mags I feel like
are on our sniper
wait press F on your guys sniper how much damage do all of you guys do
you guys hear me
how much you guys sniper do press F on it
oh my god oh my god I almost got taken away by a bird again
I think he wants to get a mango cart bro. He's always drinking and always smoking
Like I hear like a
I keep hearing like a like a small noise
Probably scooped fish, let's go made faces right here
He killed me let me get dragged by
I
Yo guys up dinner eight so we got a low key speed the cell
Got your drinks
I'm gonna sell this pistol because it's just on the ground chilling
Get in wait Jason try waking up raw. I think the games buck let me try
Is it working for you to
Okay, so I think it works
Oh, we're good
Yeah
He's too nice
I know he got my ass, dude, he got my ass
He thinks I got dinner at eight you guys also dinner at eight
Yo, I gotta go in 30 and we're not even close bro. What if you know you can't leave
What do you where are you going Jinxie where are you going in late got to beat this game by ourselves
gotta leave like
dude guys I lost my SMG
it was really broken
guys let's just let's get the tuna guys get the tuna
we could get the tuna all we could get the tuna
we're going to get a $50.99 incident and shit doesn't work
true leaves
hell on great food at least you have a roof over your head some people don't got that shit
sweat's ruined the mansions I'm out bruh
Tuna on the um, no
Yo, look at this big boy. Oh, right this big boy chat
It's gotta hit black now, bro. It's gotta hit like wait. I'm gonna buy the tuna you guys earlier
No, you're on you want a gamble? No, no, we have to get the tuna's we got bang
Should I sell
Yeah, I need to eat. Oh ain't a lie. I'm doubling this shit. I ain't lie. I'm doubling it. I'm doubling it
It's black city, baby
Eight farm your barber
Wait, what? Oh my god double max win
I won twice, bro
Oh rich, we're actually rich
My bro, you guys attention max winning boundary red does red not even
$6,000 what just happened? I'm gonna do max damage on my shit
Oh, I'm actually feeling different. Oh, I'm actually feeling different. Okay, oh, oh, sorry, sorry separate on the ground
Oh my god, I'm hitting everything right now, bro
Yeah, Jason, bait him in the house! Jason, bait him in the house!
I would say use SMD. I would say use SMD, bro.
Oh, I'm dead.
Somebody get me guys!
Nice.
You just straight up shot me.
I did not need to kill you, oh my god.
I'll stay on guard, you're in hurry. One dot.
Oh, I'm just gonna hit him in front of my god.
Oh Jesus
Jesus Jesus Jesus please please please
Ladies run run run. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. Good good good good good good
I'm doing a lot of damage right now. I'm doing a lot of damage
Oh, yeah, oh my god, SMG is doing a lot of damage
Wait, let me get food, I need food, I need food.
Yeah, wait, wait, fucking wait.
We need to get all the food, bro.
Chill, chill.
I ate it.
No, you didn't.
Boom.
Put it on the thing.
I can't do Nathan.
I can't do Nathan.
Yo, I ate the tuna.
Come on.
Alright, we're in.
SMG who says it is me me here
The strategy is to use your sniper upgrade your sniper
No, I think the status is SMG bro.
I need food.
I ain't a lie.
We could put that shit on green.
We could put the tuna on green.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
That's a horrible idea.
Good combo.
That's a terrible idea.
I put it down.
It's just funny.
They're saying Team T around.
Oh, you Team T around the tuna.
Huh?
I bet.
Watch.
What is that?
I think we throw it right as he's about to come down.
How do you tie me?
Well somebody put him down and then we just throw it.
Wait Ron, do you mean to throw the TNT on the bird or the tuna?
The ground, I think if you just throw it on the ground.
No, no, no, no, they said you could shoot it.
Ready, come here.
Don't shoot it.
Drop all of them.
Put it on the ground and then on the first one.
I'm feeling about this boys
So I'm put that to know no no no no no I'm gonna put the tune down, but I need to put this fish up
Wait, they're saying more. She put more way. Can't can you do that?
Can you shoot the team team?
All right, so yeah definitely works
Alright more TNT, more TNT.
Alright put all the TNT down right there.
Whenever you're on your guys' queue, the Tuna will be coming in hot.
I'm getting where to get patched.
Oh we're gonna try it.
So wait, wait, wait, when do we shoot the Tuna?
When do we shoot it?
Just put it down.
Put the Tuna down on top of it.
Put the Tuna down?
But don't shoot it, Jitzy.
Wait till the bird catches it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And it's passed.
So we did nothing.
All right, this is just not good.
Oh, that's cheating.
It's cheating, boys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You motherfucking.
Stay in the tower.
Stay in the tower.
Danked.
I got so much of a dance hour.
Danked.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Danked.
Oh
Yes, I did it 400 damage hang on I'm my snappers OP
Wait, I'm shot.
Oh, it's on the quick.
What?
What?
Oh, it's shooting, it's shooting, it's shooting, careful.
Big damage, we're doing a lot of damage right now.
Woo!
Thanks.
So I'm doing zero damage, 405 damage!
You gotta time me, you gotta time me, time me, time me.
So there's headshots in this game, y'all.
Just wait for the shoot and peek.
Now peek.
In what world could a sniper not be in the kitchen?
Dang.
Oh my god, he's angry.
Wait for him to shoot now peek.
Second phase coming.
He's behind the house.
Thanks.
Oh my god, I just got fucking slapped.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Oh.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Boom.
Sting.
Boom.
Sting.
Boom.
Sting.
I'm missing everything.
I'm missing everything.
Boom.
One shot.
He's one shot.
Oh, I'm dead.
One shot.
He's one shot.
He's one shot.
I'm one shot.
I'm one shot.
I'm one shot.
My skin's dead.
Boom.
Sting.
Oh, no.
Sting.
Sting.
3-9.
It's big damage.
Oh, yeah.
Big damage.
Big damage.
What are you doing, dude?
Sting.
Sting.
Sting.
Big damage.
Sting.
Sting.
I'm dead.
I feel like one of y'all think to me
Ron, that's clear your snapper
Think oh, I think
Again, bro. Oh, someone dig me behind you, too. I got shit on
Oh
No, no, no, no, no cell don't sell don't sell
We took my sniper
Where's the item? Come here, I'm gonna bring it to us.
It's in the water.
This is why we fish.
That's why we fish.
Guys, I have to go at 8.
They're saying to sell it.
Yeah.
And then sell it? What is it?
I say we put it on black.
No, what is desperate non-plastic?
There's so many items. There's so many items.
Little desperate non-plastic.
Oh my god.
What? What? What?
Why are you on G?
So much when you cook it what what is what is it with so much?
Okay, I'm gonna see how much one
I got it. I got the head. I'm drowning. I'm drowning
I need a rest I need a rest in the water I need a rest I need a rest you know I need a rest in the water
I need a rest in the water I need a rest I got you thank you yep yo this is a great game yo
Jixi you jixi I need a rest who's like me oh jixi I need a rest need a rest guys am I muted
I know it's late, so I don't need a rest. Where'd you at bro? I'm right right in front of you. I'm pretty wrong come on
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for the best. Okay. I'm dead again. He's
Like a buffer which can't respond we could temple
This guy right here, so basically he has like this
what wait wait what do you want to do here we just tell you not gamble that
right now wait you just maximum what did you hold
oh we gotta fight it again oh my god I have the items so that was it to me oh
but we're all but the me that was a lot of money oh my god I need to give it to
the guy and we go to the next map this guy the girl may be in the shop
We going out of the way.
I don't know how to throw on any seagulls, bro.
Who are you looking for?
Who are you looking for a dude for?
Come here, come here, come here.
Hey there is a Lala.
It's kind of hard to see.
I have a flash drive, I have it.
We can move whenever.
whatever wait do we need to we need the bigger motors we need that we need it oh
wait no we already got it all right shall we
so there's a big big yo there's a professional boss
wait did anybody else see that wait Jincy can you grab the thing that's on
the stairs by the boat from the real quick I can't grab it for it's on the
stairs right by the boat it's not letting me grab it yeah
dude is it
Could you grab a jinx?
Oh my gosh, yeah, you're right. He died
It's about that time, bro. I gotta give it all. I gotta give it all
No, we got 15 minutes dude!
No bro
We put on this island for six hours!
No we haven't!
We put on this island for six hours, we didn't have a lot more than a band
Who is shooting? Who the fuck is shooting?
Stop, stop!
Wait, they're saying the next island is...
That's true? That's true?
No, the next island is the last one though, Junko.
Okay, okay, Junko. Since it's not 8 yet, at least stay until it's 8.
Wait, they literally just said the next one is the last one.
And Jax, you said 8.15. Why are you off 15 minutes more?
It is? Come on, brah. Dude, everyone knows that when you have dinner at 8,
you don't go until like, oh, midnight or something, bro.
It's called fashionably late.
actually
Yo, yo, yo
Can hear can hear a lot of clear
He makes he makes we are talking in game chat
At least rate we just took too long on its island, right?
We did the mist in
Yeah, he's happy to burn come to the next island
at least come to the next island with the guys real quick hold up bro how can you in game
Jesus man you and me don't know what i'm telling you we're not telling you we're not telling you
you can't meet your shit you can hear this forever
let's go next island bro drunk let's go next to this land come on bro you look Mexican what
I don't have it though, I lost it.
Your shotgun is here, that's the only, and then there's something up here, there's an
SMG up here, and then what else do you have?
A fucking sniper, man!
I don't have your sniper, wait, move your mouse around in your inventory, maybe it's invisible.
Dead ass.
No?
Bro, I need a smoke somewhere.
I don't think there's a sniper anywhere. I don't see any orange. The orange out there is a pistol that orange out there is a pistol
Someone might have your sniper miles. I will say my SMGT spawn though
My haircut is not fried
Anybody else like touching their goatee. Yeah, well driver with a jinxie on the right
Oh my god, bro.
He's in the water, he's in the water.
Yeah
Not like in this attitude
We're good
We're gonna get the moon everything's gonna be reset. We're back bro. Sometimes you just gotta lower that cortisol
Bro, bro
I'm down, I'm drowning, I can't swim.
Just gotta drive over the orange dots, y'all.
Here's a sniper right here, go and grab that.
Yeah, go back to that one.
We look like a modern day, man, that guy there.
Orange dot.
Oh, look at that, both balance has been restored.
I don't want to.
Oh, God.
Y'all guys, pick up your sniper,
we're not going to hit a shot here,
let's do this, dog.
That was at your feet, John.
That was at your feet, man.
That pilot is not.
Let's fucking do this.
How are you boys feeling?
How are you boys feeling?
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Oh, I see.
This should look like an island for evil fish.
Oh my god, it's time boys
We need a big whale, oh it's time
What excuse me scientific love
Oh my god, you can find a soul rifle for 20 grand
We need that
forgot about that though more gamma more gamma more gamma
Oh
No, we need to we need to work now, bro. Hey, we need that a our ASAP
Super dwarf fish what is this?
Why you whisper
No, Junko!
Junko!
Junko!
Junko!
Junko!
How do you cook?
How do you cook?
You cook it in the lava.
Oh, should've insta-coats.
Nice.
How do you do it?
You just hang it over there.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Watch out for the lava, watch out for the lava.
Stop it, stop it.
Guys, you can play some fucking time, bro.
It's not a waste of time, because if we put it on black, we can get an AK.
It's a toy that I ate of $4,000 cash.
No, you didn't.
You think it's good?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I'm just watching.
The yeay, yeay, yeay, yeay, yeay!
Owie, owie, owie, I'm getting her, I'm getting her!
So, I just got fuckin' quick stooped by somebody.
Oh shit, that one fuckin' cost!
O-O-O-Whe- where?
Big jump, big jump, big jump, big jump!
three
Thanks
I got you I got you I got you don't worry
Guys don't miss that yes
I'm much I'm much I'm much I
My god
Yo, yo, I need a res, we're on, you're the only one left!
Where is Jinx, you know?
Yo, you're the only one left!
Oh my god, you did it, you did it!
Thank god.
Wow, really Jinxie? Really?
He doesn't even?
Wow, bro!
I'll keep your cat brother ready.
Don't listen to any of the signs on my cat.
You have to act the way by a seagull.
Yo, yo, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble.
Layers, just gamble, Layers, just gamble.
Just put it on black, just put it on black.
Alright, let's put that, put us on black.
Come on, come on, come on.
Black, black, black, black, black, black.
Nice!
Oh, you're back.
Oh, I'm killing you.
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
Why did you
So on the final island
We have $11
I'm dead as I've been
Guys guys a after go
I
Did all of y'all just die we wouldn't get it I'm just gonna do my job and fish bro
You have dinner a can we wrap this it up please
Oh
What did you just drop in the lava like that?
Happening what the fuck this is so fucking stupid
What do you do?
Oh, I'm about to die.
He got me, he got me, he got me.
That's a good fish, by the way, Jason.
That's a diamond fish.
Oh, my God. This is a blob, blob fish.
Lord drip blob fish with banos?
Oh, my fucking God.
What color? What color?
What color? What color? What color?
What color? What color? What color?
What color? What color? What color? I'm going black.
I'm going black. I'm going black.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait the dead blood is not even that much more
Oh my god black
This is actually for the whole motion
Oh my god this is me
You guys listening?
Oh come on
Fuck me
Fuck me
I'm off
Bro LGC dude
Any reason to get off
Any reason to get off
Yeah guys we gotta wrap it up
And then you told me 815 is the latest and then you're off four minutes before just say you hate us
I'm dead. I'm dead. I need a resin either resin either rest either rest either rest guys
Yo
No
Oh my god
Yeah, I need a rez I need a rez
Put your guns in the water
No, I'm guarding.
We got the fish though.
You got your S&P's off.
So is this like a backup punch done?
This one's worth a lot.
Did I just get shot again?
You keep going in the lava.
No, I just got shot on fucking nodes.
I know I got shot on the nose.
Hang on, we gotta wrap it up.
wrap it up I forget this point but we
gotta I get asked to do this come on
bro but now that we know the strategy
we could gamble which I why is it never
back to back noticing I don't want to be the guy to say it but I feel like green is
kill okay wait jason what bait are you using uh professional
okay bro and if you were with teammates with salmon for another extra year you
You were one gamer of the year in 2024 and 2025.
Now what?
I locked it.
Wow, that was too far.
You're the one friend that takes it too far.
Yeah, well, Dixie, did he just fall behind, right?
Well, I'm kind of fish.
What are you talking about, bitch?
You're on the wrong bait, Jinx.
Yo, you're not leaving me.
Oh, I'm dying to show the magnet.
Well, in dollars, I'd rather put the shit on green, bro.
I
Know I'm green again on God if you know I don't give a fuck wait wait wait guys guys
Maybe not go green because that's like a 1% chance
But it's about a hit green. Oh my god. Oh my god. We got to keep going it do I I got a feeling guys
Oh, he found us, ass bitch!
Yo, guys, I don't even have enough for a new lore because we keep gambling right when we get there.
Um...
How about...
How about...
How about black?
How about we have 11 dollars?
Wait, how about blaster?
Could you give me some money so I can get a new lore?
I also can't buy a lore, bro.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
We're dead, broke as a girl.
Ooh, check my gambles, we got just a salivary.
Should we just save our money?
Can we just get us continuing our money?
No, no, no.
Yeah, no!
We gotta contain that for fucking 10 hours!
I'm gonna start gambling with drinks and hops.
Fuck you, I mean, you fucking idiot!
Bye, dawg.
No, you're not due! You're never due!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Give me the money!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh wait wait
We all
$10 seagull
Yo, five points, I'm off.
No, bro!
Fuck you, I'm off!
Who else are you supposed to give it to?
Oh, he's a military guy, he's a military guy.
It ends us, you have to stay on, bro.
I know it's probably annoying, but like, you can't even go to dinner.
Bro, that's a hundred thou-das.
Oh.
Dude, there's a ten dollar sequel that I ate.
I ate some ghost slop.
Do you get me? Do you get me? Do you get me?
Oh
What the fuck is that? What is that?
Does that guys guys, I think I think he died, bro
Jixi
bro we're gonna beat this shit on the fuck I gotta retreat the chatter I'm not
gonna lie it's I'm not gonna lie it's red city it's red city it's red city
red city I'm not gonna lie fuck this shit it's just so ass
Did he got off bro?
No he didn't!
Oh good bro let's just win this game.
Let's just win this bro.
We just have a theme.
Nooooo bro!
I said he had no.
Time to close out.
Shadow LaFaire is Shadow LaFaire.
Oh bro.
Nooooo.
One down by the way.
One.
Everything.
I did not try to give it to their own personal purpose.
I swear to God I tried to.
Brother we would literally have to give it to them.
I swear to God I tried to.
I believe you.
Brother we would literally have to give it to them.
I swear to God I tried to.
I believe you.
I swear to God I tried to.
I believe you.
We would literally be killing right now. I really did try you know what as long as you're trying as all that matters
Hey, it's next day. Hey, this guy
How much was it? Oh
Oh
My god, how much was that green I said a green on the SMG I make that that nods with green. Oh my god
Do I gameplay okay this?
No, what the fuck up my
Gamble it's only ten bands for the SMG. I'm not a lie you put that you know
one. Okay. Okay. Um, uh, we're
gonna sell my SMG. Okay. No,
flip. Flip. Don't sell it.
green. Wait, no, they're
We got to update first.
I'm not gonna need some fishing
There's
We can't get off yet
Hey
I'm getting hit martyrs. What the fuck?
Okay, let's do a little system. Let's all fish one fish then we go gambler and we go fish a fish
Go gambler fish a fish
My scientific lures
What oh
Yo, we need 5800 for the scientific bossler
We need to fucking upgrade all our shit now
Get your he's right get your he's right top
Black black black black black
Oh my god, oh my god
Why is it doing that? Can somebody explain?
What are we doing?
Oh, it's glitching.
Six, seven summers ago.
Oh my god, we're good. Let's go. We can kill already.
We got a banger too.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. We got a banger.
Wait, truck's on us.
here fish is banger
oh my god stack that one
I'm not really feeling one bro
not really feeling a green
I bet go green
using that logic bro we should go green every single time
literally I'm down
oh no
good we know we're getting into
we know it's not gonna be easy
this should be good, out of fish and gamble
six, seven summers at low
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
why are you on G?
I was done
what should I do?
I did a friggin' bitch
get the regular size
Oh
Oh
What's your trick shot that you're doing? Oh my goodness gracious me
Yo, how many HPs is fucking Yugi fish, man?
Oh fuck, we got in the way.
They're saying no scope is more
If you 360 no scope it is more
I need a rest I got you
Well, where the block fish go we took it fuck
We need the block fish
there you go you guys
I need this little shit. I don't mind. Oh my. It don't have me. No no no there's
something bullshit. No I'm mad now. I'm actually mad. Maybe guys we should stop
going green. But if then it's gonna hit and then we're gonna be like damn we
should have done that. He's right. I got an angler.
I
Like black city, baby
What the fuck was that
Well, I ran out of fucking
I
Mean we could have been progressive we weren't gambling at all
Shark into the lava in the volcano
I know much more. I know much more. Okay one more though one more. I don't want
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You need to have a fight before it starts
you
you
you
you
you
you
We are fucking rich is that so rifle good chat or run
Hey, dude, hey, dude, just take a chill pill dude
So we're fighting a june
So gamma
I got you bro, don't worry about it, so I just got sniped by somebody
We're doing a lot of damage right now boys, a lot of damage.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I need a quick rest boys, I'm gonna turn the music off, just getting serious.
So I actually got tossed into the water.
There we go.
I'm going to wait.
Don't worry, mate.
I got this.
Copy, copy.
Quick shot, wait!
Oh my god.
On the last hit, took shot at least.
On the last hit, shotting no scope 360.
All right, best.
Wait, wait, wait.
No scope.
360, no scope.
No scope up.
No scope in.
So I just got absolutely-
Hey, please get to one.
Oh no.
Oh wait, you're dead?
Uh-oh.
Everybody's dead.
Everybody's dead.
We need to- we need to run here.
Oh no.
I
Wanted to your arms bodies like the liching crazy. I got this we can't so
You gotta rest kill it. I read me resume resume
That was scary guys, I was scared
I really couldn't grab your body on guns. Okay, so we use a tuna to get a shark or we put it on black
I bet
Oh my god, it took my side work.
It's not good.
No, they didn't.
It's nowhere?
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
Nice, nice, nice.
She's protected, I can tell the way.
Yes!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
That's good, that's good.
We just saw that.
Let's go.
I got air, I got air.
wait we all have ARs no? no i got sniper we need all ARs though? like really? i don't think so
i don't think so
he's still got AWP right? oh my god i feel like one of us is first
oh my god
i think i was on my AMA system
bro how? okay i'm just gonna max out my AR
no no this shit's OP
this shit's OP
i'm getting rid of my SMG call me a crime baby out of care i'm putting you on green
My god, it's the method someone just keep fishing and I spam green every time
Yo, bro, just let's literally everything we just lost everything, but yeah
All right, let's actually beat the game let's go scientific learn let's go scientific boss
I got a good fish. I need someone to kill this now. It's a mini
Oh my god, okay
So I just got absolutely fucking demolished
Drift super dope fish
For me resume resume resume right here right here guys guys guys guys guys well, yo, I'm I'm in the air
I'm in the air run
Yeah
Bro copy copy. I'm in the air
So you have to hit the seagull bro, oh geez. I'm in the water now, bro
Yo, yo, yo guys the seagulls taking my body
My god, no, no, my AR
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go.
Go guys, please nice.
Nice.
Now get my body please.
I got a AR bro.
I don't want to lose it.
Thanks.
You have a sniper?
I have an extra.
Yeah.
Yeah.
okay here we are this one's maximum and then and then we get the boss and then
we get the boss
yes
you got mini fish the mini one Jason you have to sell it
what the fuck what is this
it's a mini one
alright I'm gonna upgrade my AR a little bit
I got the boss lure
I'm gonna do that
back and back
My arms getting max. Oh my god. Oh my arms getting max. What are we gonna do it?
Red dot next shot. I
Forgot to upgrade my shield.
Do you want us to fight the final book? Goblin shark. So I definitely just got the shark the boss. Oh
Yeah, we could clear this shit, bro. We could definitely clear this shit
So I died guys. I'm gonna need a rest. I'm gonna need a rest. Oh
oh guys guys the seagull oh no this is really bad this is actually really bad
this is actually really bad guys no you can get me you can get me you can get
me all right now oh my god we got so we uh all right that was bad that was
really bad actually I'm putting someone's sniper on the beach
I think that was mine
Alright I should have tried to run it off
Oh here Jason here's your arrow
If you first F on your gun you're gonna see how much damage it does
So we got to absolutely fucking be modest
Wait Charlie I was the final boss
No no no so there's one more after I think
I lost my...
Okay, that guy's not that hard.
No, no, he's not.
He's not, bro.
The Seagull literally just took me into the ocean.
Gonna need heals, too, guys.
Oh, I caught something good.
She's from Texas.
I can tell about a trade.
Can I try a combo or no?
Okay, where'd he go?
I'm actually...
I mentioned.
Yeah, what color?
Maximum.
Dude, I don't know why I feel a green.
Can I just do it?
Bro, it's not going to hit green.
It's not. It's just not.
What if it does?
Every time you just never know, bro.
That's the thing. It's like...
I'm going to eat this bad boy.
Oh my god, bro.
I mean bro it's just a magnet. It's just the game is so boring. It's like it's so boring when you know that the game is great, bro. I just hate shit like that.
It's okay.
You know.
It's not because that was streamer or something.
Probably true.
Where the fuck is that? No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm literally max winning every single time
I'm ready to fucking beat the boss
I
Was a baby fish
Super jump when you do it your jump nose go get you get more damage
I'm not alive, bro. I just put this in on red
Well, what is that a tea bags?
Ha!
Should look at a teabank screw, something to asshole.
Yes!
Oh my god.
What do I do?
Do I gamble or sell it?
I'll tell you, bro.
Bro, I think we all just cash out.
Bro, but what if I hit green?
No, no, no.
No!
Cash out, bro.
No.
Do you trust me?
Yes or no?
I just feel like green is new, Jason.
Do you trust me?
Do you trust me?
Yes or no, bro?
I
Win the game
There's oh my god, that's a big fucking loot, bro
I'm ready to fucking fight this shit. We ready boys make sure let's get some food first get some food
Maybe you should get some IRL eats suit. I just caught this
Oh, I could go for some IRL gear.
Oh my god, there's a gun attached here.
Wait, I don't...
I should've just raised one shot now.
Wait, guys, adaptors left face, bro.
You're doing a couple of shots on him.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
How did they just fly all the way over here?
They're there, bro.
I don't know what to do.
I can walk through them.
See, that's not the play. The play is the play.
I need to figure out what the play is.
Lafares, Lafares. Lafares, Lafares, Lafares. La Black, La Black, La Black. LaBRAAAAAM!
Did you get it?
Wait, what? MAGNE!
I'm going green, I'm going green. Just trust me. Keep it roughly one time.
Oh my god, it's right there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's a magnet.
This shit is rigged, bro.
What the?
Oh, I got this little ass fish on me.
I can't kill it.
Oh, I might have the most expensive fish in the game.
I'm gonna see how much as motherfucker goes for
You fucking imbecile you fucking imbecile, but what if
I mean bro like that was just fucking dumb
I mean to be fair
I got another one I got another $20,000 fish resident evil barber
What like your hair cut just like a young gentleman
Hey, yeah, I just like yeah, not you. Jeez bro. Just wrap this shit up
Man wrap it all up
Jump shot no scope. It's max money
There's little baby ass fish if you know, scope them with your laser
That's what that's what makes it like so I don't have a laser, bro
Oh my god
My fucking god, oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, no bullshit. We just won the whole game. We just won the game
We just won the game. We just won the game good shit great job. Great job. Wow
Wow, I ain't a lie. We won we won
Now we can win the game
Holy minor never stop gambling me me
Yo, yo, yo you killed me. Oh, sorry
My body
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I need this, gonna need that, gonna need a little bit of that, one shot, one shot, took
shot last, oh gg's, wait wait, so apparently you put this into the volcano and then the
real boss comes, that's what I'm asking, but let's get some fish bro, you know cook some
shit up wait never mind I'm getting a lot of nose oh GGs bro oh fuck so we're
fighting the same boss again bro
I mean, at least it's easy.
Yeah, it's easy.
But it's 500 damage.
That does.
The sniper fully maxed out.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though, the AR is literally 100 a pop.
I got him dead.
I'm gonna be all hit on this particular shot.
That shit does damage.
Not a lot.
500 is looking good.
That 500.
The maxed out is insane.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh my god, wait, that shit is...
Oh my god, wait.
We all hit like oh my god
Hey, I'm just I'm soon no scope
So you got a no no still bomb
So I instantly got fucking died. I'm dead. Oh, no, no, no, no run run. Just here. Just you run
We're both by the boat
Good res get me get me get me
I'm gonna shoot it like twice with the air
What's that what's that what's that no scope
Max one $10,000 wait wait so apparently we need a like a real short butter
Little blog this
Wait, what do we do with this?
Give it to the guy. Oh, oh this guy. Oh
Wait, we need five maybe
Feed five beers to the guy in the yellow
learn the way of losing the way
also i tell you
also do we just waste money
sparking stone for the month of its own
wait now what do we do with the job
we get a little chug
wait so
so now uh... so maybe you put the beat
Oh, oh, lure the whale, lure the whale.
I have maxed out guns, like all my guns.
Yeah, yeah, we all maxed out everything.
We're lit.
Bro, that green hit with cinema.
Maybe get a little heal.
I need food, but I need to get a little heal.
Ivan John.
Wow, this game is actually good for $7.
Go add like it.
You want to play a game with your friends,
this might be the game.
Yeah, this is good game.
Okay, like, good.
It is pretty full-gurse.
I'm ready? Look, I'm gonna go back ready?
There we go.
There we go.
This is for all the Marbles boys.
Oh my god, yo yo yo yo.
OHHHHHH!!
That boy got no type of HP on him.
AHHHH!
That boy got no type of HP.
No, we're running through this shit.
We're killing him.
Come on, come on, come on!
Holy fuck, bro.
LACY!
LACY!
LACY's making noises!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh
Fuck
Wait, we throw this in a volcano wait wait we throw this in a volcano pretty sure
Brother we have maxed out fucking guns
Look at it what's like when you're holding it
Wait, hold on, ready?
Hey Jason, go long, go long.
Hahaha!
Hey!
I don't want to-
Oh my god, buddy!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Okay, close enough.
Alright, that's just...
I need to cook this bro.
Wait, is the volcano the last box?
I don't know.
Type and chat.
Hey, I'm gonna put it on green.
What?
There you go, it's $20,000, come on.
probably not the best idea
how do we get to the top?
let's go
let's go
let's go
no
no
wait low key for immersion
wanna be on the radio
we actually came a long way
we actually stayed to the end man
who is here?
I was here if you were here
this is incredible
This is incredible, this is incredible, look at yo, oh my God, is she kinda look like a, yeah look at Minecraft lava
Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?
I do look like lava Minecraft, Minecraft lava
Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?
There's a little boxy, little like boxy
Does she kinda look like lava for Minecraft?
Oh, get up
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Sorry y'all
Hey, oh my fucking, oh shit!
Oh my god!
I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping.
Oh, it's a maxed out Lacey!
Evil Lacey!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
AHHHHH I'M KILLING YOU
OOOH LEAKBOOT
This is...
I don't like that bro, we are clearing the fuck out of the team
I should...
Oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good
Yo this shit is huge
I think it's a little weird action, maybe.
We do it.
Thanks for the shot, Alas.
I'm down for a trick shot, Alas.
Trick shot, Alas, boys.
Oh, my God.
Easy.
Chill out, man.
Trick shot.
I'll get your shot.
I
Killed him
Wow way we did it we did it off. I got me chunks me chunks me chunks me chunks then what
And then we catch her Bob
What now bro?
We got big juicers
where's our winning fucking cutscene dude what the fuck are you kidding me
wait I got I got the I got the whale fin that way give it to the guy okay I'm
Let me give it to guy, let me give it to guy.
Which guy though? Which guy?
Wala here finished
So I have to get it to the guy in the mask
No
But it's chubby trolling me
Thank you what the soldier the soldier
We all agree that which we give it to the soldier right no no not yet hold on
hold on well if we threw it inside of the volcano the yellow guy bro who is
it show me if you somehow show me you defeated it we'll finally have
everything as a thank you it has corners to go on the main line wait we
five times no shot no shot I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it wait
this ain't no this ain't no okay I'm not doing it I'm not doing it wait wait give
him five years almost there I think you're
ready to make him come no there's well babe
They're game we caught the whale dude. I'm gonna give it to him. I'm giving it. I'm gonna give it to him
So we can hold the PC
Bro, I did some of this put it on green just give the tail he says
Pres do it retard. Okay. I'm getting pure pressure to do it guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it
We got the keys
My god
Hello, sir sir whenever you don't I don't have the key what
We did it oh my god, we did it
We did it
We are you fucking kidding me, bro?
We did it, bro
wow what a game boys guys what what a game boys actually what a game bro well
that was a great game we're just riding into the sunset bro into the sunset
Wow wait hitting credits
Sweet!
Wow bro
I'm not skipping cutscene bro
If only Junko was here man
Sad spots bro
We did it man
It's okay
Alright let's get one
What, what next?
We'll have until we get high
I'm still in the cutscene
Guys I'm still in the cutscene
I'm still in the cutscene guys. I'm still here, bro
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but a fall press space. I'm pressing space. Oh, you gotta hold it
So it's this sick fuck this put this up to it. Oh my god
We're back at the start wait everyone heal
Little little last-minute battle around sniper wait wait wait let me heal
Let me get some fish. I have no food though. I have no food
Hey, hey little little one-on-one sniper. I bet bet bet. Alright, let me get some fish
It's not a real game. Alright, do we have meds or no? Do we get meds or no?
I
Been chat. I have one of the opposite side of an island. You're ready. Wait, I'm not full HP
All right, fuck this shit, bro. This is going on when I say go
All right, ready yep only snipers
Whoa, whoa, I know chief what the fuck?
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm off this shit, bro brother what the fuck
What?
Hey guys, we can't meet you guys.
I- I- I-
Ditch. Ditch.
That shit was fun, boys. Actual good game.
Great fucking game.
Actual W fucking wife.
Great.
And four hour playtime? Can I have a refund on Steam you think?
It was a two hour-
It's definitely a little two hour-
Oh, bro.
Oh, my- Bro, wait, Adapt Left Phase.
I got a P-Roc.
Yeah, should we react to that?
Wait, Adapt Left Phase?
Wow.
Um, I just filmed this entire-
I just- Yeah, Adapt Left Phase, bro.
What did he join?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
If you left Phase, he's probably fucked.
Bro, it was- It was always Phase Adapt, like, what's he gonna do now?
He's just Adapt now? I don't understand.
She recruited him to vase or before I'm gonna go see if you want to join our clan
Oh, where's he gonna go now you join some bullshit
Oh, I think this is a recap after you laugh
I know you guys are just seeing it, but I wasn't recording. I really did
I did bro
Wait, bro. Wait, he posted on the main. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
Every...
Ah, damn, bro.
Past five videos have been sad, bro.
Why let FaZe?
The truth about my addiction is
FaZe Clan over.
Confronting FaZe Rafe.
FaZe a dead response to FaZe Clan drama.
Holy shit!
I left this X-FaZe.
I got it, and then it goes to
I got a job at McDonald's.
Yeah, bro's life is terrible.
Oh my god, bro, that is fun
Yeah, bro, I guess your tech was out
His life is your haircut, okay
wait take off your pants or something oh wow oh man oh god is not that bad you know what
a kind of might be Jack I think it's because of the fucking pedo stash and pedo here like
Oh, God.
I don't care.
Why do you do this close up?
Hey, you're actually, wait, you're hitting yourself
to yourself to yourself.
What?
Wait, it's acta, you're a jack.
It's out of me.
Well, I feel like you need to shave that.
Am I trippin' chep?
That shit is, like, disgusting.
My derma ruler just came in, bro.
Bro, right now it's like, I'm not even trying to be funny, it's actually just a Yu-Gi-Stash.
Bro, you like chopping yourself, I think. I'm not even chopping me, but I think it's the stash.
Bro, it's coming in Chinese Emperor, bro. Hold on, I think my...
Hold on, let me check Amazon real quick. I think my Derman brother pulled it up today.
Delivered today.
The stash just makes you kind of dirty. Like, it makes you look dirty. Am I tripping?
Bro stop, Yu-Gi Cosplay, oh god, kill yourself.
What the fuck?
I should have given a toy for fucking Mao Zedong.
Can you bring my Amazon hackix?
He looks like the pineapple pen guy now.
Yeah, he does look like the pen pineapple apple guy.
Oh god, you should get his leopard jacket or whatever it was and recreate that.
Some glass.
Okay, I don't lie bro. I ain't gonna lie. Trust the fucking process. Everybody's hating now. Waste of my shit fully grows in
Everybody's gonna be like, oh hard eyes. Hard eyes, and bro by then my hair will grow out and then I'll have my six pack
Like not on me, bro, not on me
Stop fucking come on, bro. You dead look like this guy
Three things all
That's just bro.
Bro that shit was actually so fun to play in my controller.
That was a great game, man.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, are you gonna stop eating, bro?
No, no, no, you're fine, bro.
We're low-key canceling eating.
In case I just shave it off, bro.
Bro, my derma roller's here. I gotta go get it.
Bro, that's not gonna save me, Jay.
Yes it is bro, yes it is, it's dead ass here, okay.
I'm about to get it right now,
I'm about to get it right now.
Bro, I can't believe I hit that max win, oh my God.
Bro, it's fat, it's actually fat.
I needed that motherfucker.
Hmm, I'm gonna use the bathroom guys.
All right, bro, what are you about to do, Ron?
What are you about to do Ron?
Yo this guy bangs his pun on me.
What a bangster.
Oh my god.
There's a dragon ball sitting there.
I don't even want to get attention with seven figures a month for a commission on living
with a guy.
That would be fucking YBG.
There's a reason the chat's moving.
How far do we live from hunting to beach?
What is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What is that
No, someone in my family said they're gonna be over there soon
Hey, wait anybody ever had experience using a German roller
I want to laugh what are y'all talking about
I shouldn't have even A.I. that's just straight up edited, respect.
You mean Madoc's at all? Madoc's at all?
Yeah!
What the fuck is this guy laughing at, bro?
Bro, look at my speech here.
What the fuck is this guy laughing at, bro?
I'm gonna hear those speech here.
Your chat might like this.
Alright, listen.
Bro, what the fuck?
Holy shit!
No! No!
What the fuck?
My life, she kinda hurts, bro.
Dude, that game was actually fun, bro.
This shit is sad.
Alright, bro. I'm about to go to Mirage.
Yo, IPG!
Bro, is that though?
Yeah, I know.
I'm about to go over here, yes.
Say what? Give the backpack.
I'm about to...
Alright, bro.
Your office, motherfucker?
W fuckin game here.
Is the Apple Live yet?
The Apple Live, yeah.
What game is Lacey and Marla now?
They're still on Minecraft.
Don't ask man itching his cubes, stash with metal.
What are you talking about, Marla?
No geisha, you usually look better, but I don't understand.
my haircut tomorrow can you do it 360 so I can show him a reference of what not to do
Just wait, bro. Just literally wait until my goat teeth rough 22.
Bro, fuck y'all, bro.
Blow down of the sentry. You look dirty, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
That mustache look ugly too.
It's just like...
What's up? Can the load come up in your crib?
Man, fuck you.
You deadass think you've grown a goatee, dog.
I can get.
What what what is it lagging I was lagging yeah
Oh I don't even look that bad oh god y'all doing the most bro
Bro!
At least you have all 4K, not just me.
You look like Gore, bro.
Oh my God.
What are you saying?
We back?
How are we, Chad?
Are we good?
Why?
Maybe restart the bag.
This new look got me confused between a kung fu teacher and a little beat school kid.
Oh my god!
Child or play GTA 6 early?
Let go of my channel!
Oh my god, bro. Is she vlogging?
Hello everyone.
Okay, let's do that again.
Hey guys, I am currently down by the lake, and she can tell in Australia.
She's chilling, bro.
Oh, this is her after she got...
Okay, moving on.
She's not part of movies anymore.
I really, really missed where I grew up, the nature of the beach and of course my family,
so I chose to spend some quality time here.
I've already done the Newcastle rounds, so I've been into town and I've been to Cave's
Beach, I've been for a swim, had many, many delicious and heartwarming meals with family.
So I'm really looking forward to my adventure.
I don't know what awaits me.
Oh, where's she at?
Oh, Australia, Australia birds are like this.
I don't know where I will be going.
All I know is that-
Is she in heaven, Brian?
Going on my very first solo trip.
Solo.
Yes, so Brisbane it is.
Brisbane and then Cairns.
Shh.
Oh, no, I see.
Shh, shh, shh.
Wow.
Shhh...
What?
Hey, shit. That'd be a vlog, man.
That'd be a vlog. I would be liking it, something.
How did YBG date go?
Uh, he said it went well.
If you fix it?
It did, yeah.
It was changed.
Nah, he told me to change the sexual recording,
but I changed it all the time.
I like it.
Yes.
Did I tip you the headphones off?
Yeah, I should have moved it as far as I could.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
It goes on your head, huh?
Yeah.
I'm on my block, all right, turn it over, that's it, okay?
I got my demo rolling, and y'all said I didn't oil, right?
Guess what, bro?
It's got oil.
What are you seeing there?
How is this little guy kind of cold?
It's a cold day, I think.
Nice one, Chad.
Good to find each other.
Hello, Riggs.
It's a very funny hashtag.
Shame.
I can't even lie. Heartbreaking emoji.
Oh, bro, it's not that bad, man.
This is really that bad.
Slimey old barber.
This is heartbreaking.
Yeah, who's cut your hair?
I went to a salon, bro, because my barber?
Yes. He went to K-Town.
Yes.
What do you mean? I want to sit alone, bro.
Cheers, bro. Cheers.
Bro, is it really that bad, bro?
Cause now I'm feeling crazy.
I mean, what are you gonna do, bro?
Bro, that's your bad?
Can you?
Cause you can't do that to me.
There.
These are goatee.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yo, yo, chat.
Hair growth serum?
Rosemary oil?
Or save?
Sense.
Oh, oh, rosemary oil?
I bet.
Oh, I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet there my roller
It kind of hurts bruh, it's supposed to hurt
Yeah it's supposed to hurt bruh
Bring out the hair follicles.
Well, I think I see the glare because of that hair already coming.
You're not going to see it first time, right?
How long?
Uh, maybe in like, maybe a week you'll see progress.
Sad watch.
Brother, what are you doing? Am I about to get acne off this shit?
No.
Six months!
Son of a God, this shit takes six months.
Bro, beauty hurts, bro. Six months.
Bro, I wasn't doing it again, baby.
You need to clean your face first, bro. Fuck that shit, man.
Who are?
Why is she coming in though?
Talking to me, man.
I should come in handy.
Bro, you're a big mess, bro.
Bro.
You did absolutely just start puberty.
Ew.
What do I do bro?
the course
oh oh see the course bro
oh no no what do i do
all those challenges
to the strongest warriors
you're saving the skin off your cheek or something
Nah, I see you need like mini hair follicles.
Oh.
There we go.
Trust the fucking process, boys.
Trust the fucking process.
I'm gonna do I'm gonna keep this shit at least for like bro. I gotta see at least
Maybe one more week real no one more or two more weeks
You need to wait six months
I gotta see like at least a month bro first time no, I mean I've had a mustache before when I was like in high school
But I feel like I gotta switch it up, bro.
There's only so much I can max out about myself.
Right?
And a goatee combo, that's like peak.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, sometimes you gotta chop a fighter
so that he can change things up.
Come on, man.
Haircut's not that bad.
Edgar Cut-Nex, white g-dust, hates you.
It's not peak for Asians, bro.
What are you talking about?
Who's the Asian with the official hair?
A lot bro, there's not a lot of Asians that can even get this, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm one of the few that are blessed enough to even grow this much facial hair on their face.
Do you understand?
That's a blessing?
Your haircuts fucked, I ain't a lie bro.
Do I get it? Do I get it? Do I get someone to fix the back?
I don't bra not a lot of the back, it's like crazy.
Like bad?
I mean it's not bad, but it's like, you need to even try.
Where the fuck did you go?
I went to a salon, um, ski guapo, c- c- actually kill yourself, man.
Bruh, that's hard to look at you, you shake that shit, okay.
Is it that, is it that bad?
No, not that bad.
Like, bruh, that'd be like, bruh, come on, bruh.
No, it's like, is it, is it that bad to the point where, oh, I gotta click off because he's chapped?
Like, bruh, it's not that bad.
Yes.
It lessens the viewing experience.
Tch.
I ain't gonna let this chat open, I'm gonna let it open, oh god, bruh.
Oh god, you look weird. Why do you genuinely hate you?
Remember now, remember now. I know how you're a fish on some people.
Oh, you look unique, bro.
Oh, okay.
Bro, Marlin said I should grow it.
Bro.
Hey, Marlin said I gotta grow it then bro.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
Who else? Who else would?
Tell me.
Who else is like, looks of penis matter, bro?
Who's handsome?
Wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, that's a beauty filter on that phone.
Oh, God.
Well, there you go.
Come on.
Trick or treat.
Boom.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What are you doing?
I'm on a trip in Boat!
What the, a noob versus hacker?
Cause on the phone you've a noob and we're like, you're a hacker?
Or not, the other way around?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're not picking up.
I don't know why he's picking up, does it?
So who do I call, bro?
Baby Saikunno?
What the fuck are you talking about me?
Ask a girl streamer. All right, but who who the who?
Okay
What I'm gonna get it with these brother jump scare her bro
Really
No, you did it, bro.
Yeah, I did your ass. Don't pick up the phone, dude.
What the fuck, bro?
You can't even call Drew right now, bro.
Cutie, you gotta go.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Cutie, I gotta go.
No, Cutie already said to shake that shit, but I ain't gonna lie, like, cool.
Tripping, bro.
Tripping, bro. I need someone that's real.
Tarium. Tarium.
Good calls.
How'd it do it?
Should you play music?
Um, maybe a little trip song?
Oh, yes. Don't pick up calls today, bro.
She's just hung up on me.
But Brandon called me back, bro. Equivalent exchange.
Yo, Brandon, I'm live, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I show you something?
What you think yes or no?
What the fuck happened you bro?
You got an L here cut again?
No I'm not.
I'm just talking to trash ass butt.
What the fuck?
Ain't you agree or go to your bro's?
Say that I stay back.
What about?
You don't think that you can't?
No no no no no no.
I have that yo, do I see it through or do I just get really?
Yeah man.
Uh, still, uh, CPS is called, it's called fear die, you die or shit, die or shit, yes,
the thing.
I'm not about to die my shit, I'm like, are you there?
You die your shit.
I don't die, my shit came into the game, I was born like this, I didn't want that shit
to be born.
I was winning, I was winning!
I was winning, I was winning this bro!
Get the man-pen bro, I'm not about to die my shit
Bro, no no, I'm not about to die the man-pen works
That ass
He's drawn and it goes hairs, he makes hairs bro
Are you serious?
He's a swearer, god
How do I get one of those bro?
How do I get one of those?
I don't even know who it is bro
Well those are actually calm bro
Man-pen is golden?
It's really calm
Okay, somebody's gotta have it right?
Somebody's gotta have it
I don't know who.
Yugi.
Oh yeah, Yugi does. He's literally in the middle of his fucking four eyebrows.
Maybe I can use it, man. Maybe go and use it.
What's up, bro?
Yo, I'm live right now. What's up, bro? Are you busy?
Yeah, no, no, no. What's up?
Are you home right now?
Nah, why?
Hey, I was trying to see if I could use your menta in my life.
Hey.
I'm just kidding.
It's gonna be hard to fill in that stupid hairpin you've done.
You know what I mean?
If you take my arm up in the shoe.
How you doing, man?
I have the worst haircut in the fucking world.
Man, I will still not be as shocked as you fucking ugly,
monster, hideous, disgusting creature-looking bitch!
Why are you really trying to use the menta?
All right, who else, man?
Because I need someone that's not by this.
Obviously, Brady Pryol, he might have seen the chat,
jumped on the chat train, bro, you know what I'm saying?
Because he was like, he was like, hey, you saved me go T.
And then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, go get it done.
Like what?
Oh, man, oh, no.
Siko?
How about you?
Yeah, I'm just talking like sexy people in my chat.
F-Valley, bro.
Yeah, no, that's valid, though, yeah.
Because he got one of those, too.
You gotta have a mustache goatee combo.
Keep looking at yourself in the mirror, bro. If I don't go change.
Yo, Cinco, I'm live right now, bro.
Yes, Michael.
I just need your opinion on something, bro.
Yeah, talk to you.
What'd you think, uh, uh, what'd you think?
No one does.
What'd you think about goatee, bro?
Are you sure you want us to like this?
Nah, bro, you gotta keep it and try to see through them.
Oh, you use all of things.
You use all of us together.
Yes, bro, yes.
I know.
I should have like, like, like,
just pulled some hair out your ass
and put it in your face.
Like, you know, yes, you're so light,
but I like with you.
Nah, you just agree to shit out for like three days
and try to see it through, bro.
No, I don't see anything.
I ain't on my FHG bro, I ain't on that FHG bro.
Like I didn't really, I didn't even notice the difference.
That actually did not keep it.
Yeah bro, keep it broken like you can't put like a baby if you're in me like I was with you.
I'm 22-teen bro.
So you get used to it, you got to grow that shit bro, you from me, you got to be a man.
So see it through, you see it through.
Yeah, you can like tell me that you can kind of keep it, you can be like a huge ball and shit.
You from me like I was with you.
I ain't got a lot of my shit, my shit darted, bro,
my shit longed downstairs.
I wish I could do it like a hair transplant,
transfer some of the PewDiePie hairs
and put it on my face.
No weird shit.
Okay.
I feel like I didn't say anything that crazy.
I feel like I didn't say anything that crazy or that, okay.
You turned nice again.
Bro, it's like, bro, I feel like I could do something
to my hair.
Make it barely.
You know, bro, after the first cut,
You better wait a minute, we need to beat my ass.
You haven't washed your hair since the pet?
Nah, I haven't washed it.
Oh, this is dope suit you better wear.
My god.
Ready?
My god.
You ready?
My god!
What the fuck?
That's the fuck off your head.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, girl cream, bruh.
Oh, you're pulling out all the coke stuff, bruh.
Mix, mix. How'd he put his arms in there, bruh, to see?
Maybe he'll make something shake.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, bruh, maybe, like, maybe.
The fuck, bruh, I don't like fucking too slimy.
Let's just jump back to default, say it again, bruh.
They didn't do anything?
Okay.
Head guard cut.
You're not clean.
W. John?
Oh god, I don't know what I'm talking about.
No, no, you can say W. John.
Y'all are just saying that.
Good, bro.
Bro, I think it's time to restart.
Why did I?
Somebody restart. Somebody's broke.
Help, help, help.
Come on, here's your bag.
No fuck, no, bro.
Jason, you just told me to keep it and you all type in SHave.
Jason, you just told me to keep it and you all type in SHave.
Yeah, cause he hates you.
Okay bet I bet name a girl bro name a girl my contact that wouldn't like wouldn't
troll me so we'll you so we troll me like I need someone that has a serious
opinion
Yana, calling you on the ground.
Bro, oh gosh, you're about to throw me out.
You're about to throw me out shit, bro.
It's not, yeah, it's not, don't pick up the phone day, I fucking guessed it, like, what?
Hey, don't pick up the phone, dude.
Hold on, J.C. Go just texting me.
All jokes aside, I fuck with it, but it has to grow a little thicker, give it two weeks,
then line it up again, or decide to cut it so you at least see what it can look like.
J.C. Go, that's why I fuck with you, bro.
Where you think I am?
Okay, y'all are gonna pick up.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, help me, help me, help me, help me, bro.
Oh, look at this dick writing that chat.
Read the tweet.
Fuck y'all, bro.
Y'all, they're sheep!
Maya?
That's girls.
What's that day, bro?
It's not a day, bro!
Sorry, I'm not gonna listen.
Hey!
I'm live right now.
I just wanted to get your opinion on something.
You're live?
Yeah.
What's that?
I just need your opinion on something real quick.
I think you know something real quick.
What is this? What is it?
Do you even know how to text? What is it?
Wait, can you see me or no?
I see, I see it. I don't see you, but I see the ceiling.
Yes or no?
I like it.
That's?
Is it real?
Yes, it's real.
Do I go facial hair?
Yes, I could go facial hair.
This has been like three days of progress.
if I should save it or keep it?
I don't know, I can't, what's everyone else saying?
I don't know, maybe it's not like, yeah,
it looks alright, it looks okay.
Is this review?
Yeah, it's reviews right now.
Hmm, I like it, I think it like,
it gives you some like, age.
You don't look like 17 anymore.
Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, I'm like,
I wanna ask man, I gotta act like a,
Yeah, you look family!
Okay, yeah, okay, so stop.
I don't like it!
So keep, so keep.
I can keep, especially with that fresh haircut.
That's a good buy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not expecting it.
Wait.
Wait.
Shoot.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
You know
What's up, stop stop no no
Okay, I bet I bet thank you
I start straight today and you know
You know, no one wanted to watch me because I put the top filter on and apparently I got ants on my upper lip and my barber needs to go to hell and die, you know.
Ants are so funny.
I mean, okay, listen, I swear to God, as your friend, they said I would be like, yo, you will fucking be like, drop it.
I don't think it looks bad.
I bet, I bet, I'm gonna see it through that because you told me to.
Don't blame me, don't blame me fingers!
I don't know, you said it was gum though!
And guess what, I'm about to get my Dermal Roller, I'm about to start my own goatee and must-ass combo journey.
Okay, yeah, yeah, Dermal Roll. No more hands.
No more hands, no more hands.
No more hands, I think you have done it. I'm gonna get a gum for you.
Alright, alright, alright, see you soon.
Virus.
Especially with that fresh cut.
What?
What? What? What? Bro?
That's about the one I'm talking about.
What? What? What are you gonna say now?
What are you gonna say now?
What are you gonna say now?
It's an un-reliable narrator, though.
Un-reliable narrator.
How? She's unbiased.
You said that fresh cut?
Why don't you think about it? He didn't get one?
Because she said that she did.
Bro, my shit. My shit. Not that bad.
Everything I love is not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, I'm live right now. I just wanted to get your opinion on something.
Okay, yeah, what's up?
Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
Oh, wait, you look fresh!
You fuck with the mustache and go take cover or not?
Yeah, no, it looks fresh!
Okay, now, are you being real with me?
No, no, no, it looks funky fresh.
Like I got a racing right here you think I should get rid of it or keep it
Like no troll like you're not trolling me like you think it was
Not just you know, they got their own opinions doesn't matter
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They always say...
It looks funky fresh, I love it.
What does that mean funky fresh?
Does it look good or bad?
Do I need to shave this shit?
Okay, calm down.
It looks good.
It looks good.
It looks nice.
Alright, thanks.
Thank you, Yana.
Bye, see ya.
Bye, peace.
She definitely hung up the long laughing, bro.
I'm gonna say you blackmailed these people, bro.
Like, where did you stay coming from?
Bro, god, you have no real friends.
I don't have you alive.
They're trying to make you chop, bro.
What are you talking about?
Oh, that's why they keep saying that.
They're trying to keep you chop, bro.
Who's trying to keep me chop, bro?
Oh, they're telling you it looks good.
They're trying to keep you chop.
Why would they want me to be chop?
Why?
I don't know, bro.
Why?
Especially like girls.
Like, why would they?
Hello, man.
Jason.
I'm live right now so I had a quick question.
I don't be honest you did not want to call me.
Wait why?
I don't think you should ask me questions.
It's never gonna hurt your feelings.
Yes or no? Yes or no?
Hey hey hey hey!
Before you answer!
Be honest alright.
Don't try to form the chat.
Be like friend to friend.
Look at me.
Look at my goatee.
Shave or keep?
Shaven, you can't look like a go-man. It's so crazy, Rob. Your barber wants you dead.
I wasn't you in my question. I didn't mean to ask about my haircut.
Your barber should pay you.
Right, right.
Reparations. Your barber should pay you reparations. You look bad.
Okay, yeah. That wasn't the question. I would talk about my goatee.
Top.
Shave it.
That ass?
Like, don't even see it through.
Like, just get rid of it.
Want to see it through me?
Like, just wait and give it a couple more weeks, maybe.
Couple more weeks?
Like,
People say I look like Len from The Walking Dead.
People say I look like Len from The Walking Dead.
Wake up!
Look up! The Goat Man.
Why is the Goat Man around the Bronx?
It's not like you're hot.
It's not like you're hot.
It's because the goat man.
You look like him.
Is this urban legend?
Yeah, that's what you look like.
My fucking goatee clears this guy's beard!
That's kind of scary.
Alright, well, thank you for your opinion.
Yeah, no problem.
I
Loot forget to send her the script
Oh, no, you know script dude. She's hot. She called talking on my haircut. I know my hair cuz bad
I was trying to talk about it go to you
What's nice that's tough oh
That's gonna be a rough call
I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro.
I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro.
I'm gonna get on and let you know if you're emotionally ready for that call bro.
I think he just finished his marathon.
Oh man.
I thought he was gonna take all of you.
Hey there A-Hub!
Yo Doug!
You live right now?
Yeah.
I'm sorry to bother.
I know you were busy running the marathon and shit, but wait, first of all, are you even
gonna be able to like make it to the road trip?
I see like, you're not gonna be shooting until the marathon?
I mean, I just, I feel like that's not true. You know, a marathon is a lot of miles, right?
And you're walking at this, like...
No, I'm at eight miles, right?
What the fuck? God, hey, good shooting.
Okay.
Jackson, let's follow you up.
Let's, uh, I just had a question real quick.
Yeah?
Uh, what do you think about my, my goatee cum, which I shave it or keep it?
I just keep that shit from it.
That happens?
Yeah, you look like you've worked 300,000 plus a month.
That happens. I have to keep it. Like, no bullshit.
Yeah, let me hook so much out.
What are you trying to say?
Oh, let me show you.
Wait, baby.
Yeah, that's so hard, bro.
Bro?
Like, before it was like questionable, questionable mind, that's it.
It ain't nothing, but not even like a real thing, not like you say you like people.
Now I look like a grown-ass man, right?
Yeah.
So I should keep it?
Yeah.
So?
Alright, good. Hey, thank you, Doug.
Honestly, I was expecting a different reaction, but thank you.
I'm not here to keep you energized for time, but this is a great opportunity.
I hope you get the value of this space, and the current taste of care ahead.
What do you think?
Nothing. Hey, what time is it? What time are we doing this street?
I'm gonna text you all. I'll probably like two.
Alright, so we're gonna leave soon.
Yeah.
But I'm gonna text you.
Alright, brother, cus I'm not playing it so it ain't all.
See, I was supposed to...
See, I'm gonna text you because I'm supposed to have a vacance in the morning.
What the fuck?
I'll just text you, bro. Thank you for your opinion.
I broke your text and dialed so hard, bro, please.
I got you, bro.
Adapt. Jesus Christ, what did your barber do to you?
Jesus Christ, what did you do to your barber?
What do you mean? What did I do to my barber?
What are you talking about, you idiot?
You didn't even make any sense, but what the fuck is that, a pad?
Just trying to get your older pet in the pen.
I feel like it's not that bad.
It's not that bad, bro.
Well, Doug said it looks good, it looks good, bro.
I want to beat you up, kid. Come on.
You're a tough kid. You're a good egg.
I
You must have done something for your cut to turn out like this
Yo, I doubt bro. I doubt
Fuck you. How about go live, bro? And how about how about you drop that video fucking three years too late?
Um,
Stash is doable.
Call her her sisters.
Just try to put them in a new jack.
Might as well.
Group jack all around.
Probably fucking three picking.
Three people.
Let's see if any of them are a hold of a.
Let me see if any of them are a hold of a.
Let me see if any of them are a hold of a.
So it's just for a week.
With all of you that I find out, sir.
So hope it brings you.
I'm seeing this shit through I'm seeing this shit through
Bro, thanks.
Courage.
Belito type of facial hair.
What does that even mean, bro?
What does that even mean, bro?
Bro, I'm not a liar.
You just transferred from one mirror to another one, bro.
I can tell this is beating you up, bro.
I don't like seeing you like this, bro.
Look, what are you doing?
Walk in circles thinking about how ugly you are, bro.
Maybe you think about that all day, but you don't even get anything done.
Hurry! Come on, man, chill out, bro. I wake up ugly every day.
You need a marvelous coke hat, maybe?
Oh, man, you need a copanera.
Wait.
Hold on.
Well, you got a condom in your head, like a summer cap, like a balloon water in it,
I'm like a condom for the water, I'm like a condom for the dead, and that's the dead.
I'm like a xenomorph, like, dead.
But to go to these punches, bro, I'm out of a lot.
I'm alive, bro. I feel like I don't leave that bed right now.
You live above average.
Yeah!
Bro, all and everything I love, I don't live that bad right now.
Oh.
I don't live that bad right now.
Maybe I'd do this skullcap pack combo?
Oh, wow. You were actually like, that was another thing.
Might as well put a backpack on too, lad.
No!
Come on bro, talk to me bro!
Talk to me bro!
Talk to me!
Talk to me bro!
Talk to me bro!
Wait some shade my savior of life bro.
You probably just got in my whole life bro.
Like what bro?
Bro, come on, talk to me.
Talk to me.
Bro, talk to you.
I barely even want to look at you.
Say I'm just talking to you bro.
Bro, I barely want to look at you
You see the homage
Let it's a rough on this problem not trying to use the homage
Maybe five way max have
Oh, that shit might be able to save you
Nope.
What'd you say?
I said, yeah.
Yeah?
Hell yeah.
Hello.
Tough?
Actually tough.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Bubba.
Maybe do it sideways for some little swag points or something.
I can point it to you.
Yeah.
Cause I'm a small head, bro.
Let this go.
Come on, bro.
It's a little happy day.
That's huge, bro.
I
Must have first day of school
On God
Go shiesty brother, I'm not putting on a shiesty
That covers everything
Mexican I look Mexican. Oh, yeah
Me
I don't look Mexican. Do I look Mexican?
Yeah, I like it. You literally, bro.
Fuck me, bro. Not genuinely, bro. Fuck me, bro.
Oh, you're good, bro.
No, no. This is fucked up, man.
Good, now don't cover your face, bro.
This is fucked up, bro.
Well, be proud of yourself.
I just figured out why is there on the fucking Skullcat?
It takes its ranges, bro.
I gotta grab that shit.
Bye, bro.
Bro, you know what the definition of insanity is?
What?
You want the same thing over and over again
expecting a different result.
All right?
You're moving insane right now, bro.
I feel like I look good right now.
I feel like I look good right now.
I feel like I look good right now. What do you think?
I think I'm a little over-accessory at this.
What? I don't think so, bro.
School cap, hack combo?
I've never done this shit in my life, bro.
I feel like this is good combos.
Just like 88 Ryzen.
I dressed like 88 Ryzen.
He's a rapper, he's a rich singer.
He didn't have a goatee, bruh.
But at the time, bruh, that's how he used to dress.
Master She-Foo?
Bro, fuck this shit, bruh. I'm about to steal food.
I'm about to steal Lacey's food, bruh.
I'm so hungry.
Yugi Cosplay.
I'm not walking, I really want to suck that outfit too.
No he hasn't. This is not a Yugi cosplay, man. God!
Oh, how many mirrors are we gonna rotate to?
I just gotta rotate to make sure my hat at least good, huh?
So full.
I'll just leave Jason to go ahead.
Sylki!
Sylki? Oh, shoot. Oh, hi.
I'm taking his food, yeah. I don't hear anything. I'm taking his shit.
I'm taking him. I'm taking the pasta.
I
Least your day
He took my airpods didn't give that shit back bro
Oh, that's Jerry.
Jerry!
No, I'm about to eat this shit, bro.
Eat this shit, baby.
Where did she go?
Ooh, did we pay her for it?
This is what we pay her for, bro.
Fuck you, bruh.
I'm not...
I'm not, bruh. I'm begging if you was opinions, bruh.
Fuck y'all.
That's what I'm saying. I killed the world, but you didn't even...
I don't need anyone's opinion except myself.
Mmm, go, go.
Who is that, y'all? Who is that?
Yo, stop singing coke, bro.
Duh, bruh.
Silky!
God, bruh.
Like, bruh, like, genuinely, like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I got out of the barbershop yesterday
It's right after you left bro. I went to the barbershop. I know bro. I hopped out
I actually hopped in so the old picture of me. I was like, yo, can I get this?
All right, I'm looking down at my cape so much fucking hair. Okay, I'm lying, bro
Not that bad not bad not bad. All right
finished product
Bro, you know, he didn't do a fade at first. He did the pointy shit
Because I went to Korea and so long they love doing that pointy shit
I was like, you know what bro? Just give me a little fade cuz I never get taper fades
So I was like just give me a little fade. All right. I go get the little favor
She's not even faded properly and then I sit and look at myself in the mirror. I'm like
Yeah, it should look good bro. This is the best haircut I ever had
Got the chair went to the fucking cashier register
$85 plus to 20%
I'm a walking ticket
or you should have been the original haircut
now you're gonna have to order food for me tonight, you eat that?
bro, eat that, bruh
come on, this is the least you could do
this is the least you could do, bruh, cause you stole my earpods
You don't even want to eat this, and you don't even like that good, bro?
Your AirPods on a table.
What table?
Yeah, in the middle.
So why didn't you text me?
I already cooked it up, adapt bro, adapt, adapt, come on bro.
You not even eating all three meals today bro, just let me eat this shit bro.
Just let me eat it!
Come on bro, I'm having a bad day today bro, this is the least you can do.
bro bro stop saying go adept yo go slam him in the chat bro like damn don't
That's it, bro. This would literally be the worst day of your fucking life. Why bro?
Well, if he comes in here to slams you, what are you gonna do?
Never
Pay it like this if you can't
Like if I resist, I'm not gonna sleep. I'm not gonna sleep
But I did bro. I got bro. I got your next new interest. I got you bro. I got you. I got you
I
Yeah, I got you, bro
Just trash
Oh
Who is that that's late late?
Dad from my heart son
Whoa, dad no $80 everyone bro
So last night you FaceTime me and you're like, yo you got a haircut, right?
You didn't want to say it to my face, bro?
You were leaving.
No, no, I'm saying that you...
Why'd you say that?
Because I saw you on silky stream and I was like, damn, Jason looks fly as fuck right now.
I'm gonna face him because you're getting in his car because I can't say it in person.
Oh, he did us?
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
First man.
I thought you just don't want to say it.
No, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Well, how was your day of work today?
Stressful, hard.
Typical.
Well, honestly, um, having the worst one of the worst days I've had in a really long time,
bro.
What happened, bro?
It's kind of like you're having fun with those guys though on that game.
Yeah, I was having fun, bro, but, you know, look to my right, look at my chat, bro.
Damn, what was your chat saying?
They were probably like, wow, this is a WS stream.
This game's looking fun.
No, actually, half of my chat wasn't even talking about the game.
I
Have my fucking chat wasn't even talking about the fucking game
What
They're talking about my haircut and they're talking about my goatee
They're basically just bullying me bro
I think he's being sarcastic, bro. No guy. He pissed of me off
Who did I know bro? Just shave your face, bro? The hair is really fine, bro. Just shave your face. That's really it
Bro, you can't tell me you look at yourself with a baby face and don't say you know, I was low-key graduating mom warts, bro
You know it, bro
Come on, bro
But it's a kind of hard though I
I got to see it through ladies come on. Yeah, but I also just like when people don't have like
facial hair bro I think it looks better. Really? Yeah, I mean depending on who it is bro. You're like an old
head and like. No it's not. Yo chat when Jasonka was like oh I'm not gonna lie it's not that bad
you should keep it out and see it through the whole chat was like mmm retweet mmm all of a sudden
And ladies talking about bear shave it bear shave it. Oh same fucking result. Mmm save it reach we do y'all
Form your own fucking opinion. Huh? How about that, bro? How about that?
I'm gonna keep it for like three more weeks. That's a long fucking time
It's gonna be longest shit by then don't you think?
All you've been going for
like three days bro three weeks so it's gonna look like three days come on man
well no you say you're gonna keep it for three weeks oh yeah I gotta I gotta see
it through yes it'll look so different in three weeks I'm gonna have a full girl
go to you don't have to break in go to you I'm gonna look good bro
Bro, why do you want that?
It's not like a comp, like it looks like, you know what I'm saying, like him in matches
but like bro, you don't need that.
I just want to try new things, bro.
And me?
My only opinion?
I genuinely think it looks good.
I mean it looks good. Are you telling your shit right now?
Right now, right now, it's not, you know what I'm saying?
Not feeling it, bro, wouldn't fuck you.
I don't like bro.
So you're telling me, you're a girl.
You're a girl. I walk into the spot.
You see me with my skull cap, high at combo with a goatee.
You're not going.
Bro, you can't rock skull cap or a hat bro.
I clearly try to hide something.
I ain't gonna lie, I didn't want to be the guy that said that.
Did I?
Yeah bro.
You're about to suck it, he be doing it all the time.
That's a good point.
I mean that's a good point but...
I'm a girl and I would dead ass walk the other way.
Yeah I feel like, I mean I don't know.
I guess that's a girl.
You don't want to make it seem like you're trying to hide nothing.
Just give yourself in the purest form.
Alright, what about now?
Alright, what about now?
Just take it off, bruh. I want to see. I also know your hair is going to look like fucked up when you take it off.
Yeah, am I here going to look fucked up because I have a school cap on?
Yeah, I think you guys have that shit on, so I do want to see it. Come on, bruh.
Come on, dude.
I gotta get another haircut bro. My shit's already, I got like a joke haircut.
Don't get a haircut man.
Well no, I got one like a week or two ago.
Don't get a haircut man.
You look good.
No, don't get a haircut.
Don't get a haircut.
If it starts getting on my neck again, I'm gonna cut it again.
No, no, no, don't get a haircut.
Don't get a haircut.
I'm telling you, I'm literally you from the future.
You're not gonna get a haircut.
I got a haircut a week ago and it looked fine.
But you probably didn't really get a haircut for real.
Yeah, he didn't do much bro.
I'll just have him come and do the same thing.
the same thing because it looked good when you did it. Wait, who? The Drake. The Drake.
You ready? I'm gonna hit fuck my shit up. Yeah, but like I don't know like what did he
fuck up? Like what did you ask for and what was wrong with it? I just said let me get a little bit
off the top. Dude, I just showed him reference pictures. I just found some someone's hair cut
and I was like yeah that kind of looks like something like what I want and I just said like
yo can we just get something like this going but if I said like start with like taking a little bit
off because we can always just get more off all right you ready
not that way I'm not gonna let us go cap actually like padded it down
nice
ugly man you really just do look like that or landing I don't know one of them
Yeah, you do like landing right now.
I just, I just like him right now.
Nah, I got like one to one to land it right now.
I actually can't get out of my fucking head, bro.
Nah, say something Landon would say.
I don't know. Where's Marlin?
Well, like I dead ass can't un-fucking see it since I joined your stream earlier.
Or since we were in the call.
All right, bro, I'm gonna be honest. All right. All right, dude
Trump on 2k
Yeah
You don't have to okay, no I don't I love you five
I'm gonna go my one to get
Don't disrespect landing are you fucking like that? I did
That is beautiful. I ain't look good, but I
I look good too, man. Two goats can coexist.
I need a pee, Joe.
Pee-pee.
I'll be right back.
I'll be looking myself in the mirror for probably like 30 seconds before I leave that room.
I actually trust that you will.
Fuck you.
I'm going to take Mira. Why is he looking at the chair? I'm going to take Mira. Mira,
Ozami, Diana. Mira, Diana, Ozami. Mira, Mira, Ozami, Diana. Mira, Ozami, Diana. Yep,
yep, yep, yep. There you go, yep. Mira, Diana, Ozami, Linda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ari,
Are you there? Yeah, nice one, bro. Nice one.
Your whole history, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Hey, I stuff up with him. Hey. Oh, interesting.
Can we get rid of the GIF?
60, can we get rid of the GIF feature?
60, if we can get rid of the GIF feature,
your haircut's actually looking good, bro.
I shot out my barber, dude. I'm not a lot.
Okay. He was Hispanic, bro. He got me right, bro.
Shout out to him.
Nice t-shirt, thanks, bro.
I wore it. This was my Game Day, date night, worn shirt,
Who wants it let me know might put this one up in the rafters
By your beard don't go on the front of your chin
Do you want me to ask God or my dad or something?
You always good killer oh
Little something from the bathroom day shit. Oh, that's actually my bad. It was this picture that alien taking a selfie
So
Yeah, thanks man
Yeah, whoever added gates where I like
You
All you need is that bag
I got you. Wait, I'm already in the car with you. You're good to go. Yeah, you know
Can you hear me fuck
Yo, cruddy, yo, fam
I have my cam on can you see me my cam's on can you see me? Yeah, yeah
How do you know what the fuck
Bro my fucking assholes burning
What did you get it?
Dude wipes
Do not use scented dude wipes, bro. That is what the fuck
This guy's locking in on the toilet, bro. You're much I go dig right, bro
go go go go go yeah go yeah go oh my god bro hey ladies this is what a real
trim looks like look on this hair look
it's time to just revert just one straw you just go back one shower bro yeah
Yeah, she's acting like Barbara and Boxing bro!
Also, Rikai-shi?
Oh, man.
Asshole is burning.
What in the fuck did I put on this laser?
F***ing idiot.
Oh, it burns!
Oh, I'm gonna burn my asshole, I'm not kidding.
I have to shower or something.
Dude, it burns!
Ew, dude.
How did you stand up?
Did you even wipe?
I
Yeah
You we actually could have just saw the moon if you had no draws on
believe you but you don't have to put it on your soul man you got mental wipes in
your butt
what are you doing bro fuck bro yo you know what you do if you're bored bro
shave your ass I'm going to the gym
bro I like he's locked in around his lot sorry boys I focus mostly I'm not
Then they say when I'm locked oh when I get this six pack and I'm the best looking here. I mean, bro. It's over
What's the point of washing your hands in a house of guys and it's you
This is not my hair literally I haven't washed my hands like or if you actually watch
your hands every time you see this you just gotta die.
Bro I'm looking at when I drive I'm okay bro I'm afraid I'm gonna get karma.
Bro watch this.
Bro I think you forgot to wash your hands dude.
Bro I don't do that bro.
You took a seat.
We're not stuck in the 90s bro.
Oh Jason I'm confused.
Yeah I took a shit.
Bro, do you wash your hands when you wake up because of how choppy you are?
No!
Bro, just fucking...
That doesn't even make sense, bro!
I'm still gonna get someone to LOL in your chat, and that doesn't matter!
Yeah, because my chat literally just eats cock, bro.
Yo, you wanna see some cuteness in this shit?
Is that actually what they eat?
Bro, look.
He thinks he's a hunter.
Burger's out of costume today.
That's actually cute, bro.
Hey, look, if you make a patty like a machine...
Damn, that's just like a little playtub.
You should squeeze his head.
Yeah, you should squeeze his head and fucking snap it in half.
I bet.
That fat ass burger, huh? That fat ass.
Hey! He's gonna kill you.
Oh, burger was with Saeed yesterday around his room.
Yeah, burger was chilling in the guesthouse, bro.
But Loki? I look at burger heavy, like on God, like all jokes aside.
looks like I'm like actually they're like no I'm trying to invite open whenever
because look yeah yeah bro burger barks now these yeah I know burger reminds me
of like you know Milo and funny enough my dogs from home so I love having
around yeah you know burger really runs fuck whoa
who is it my deal for oh no I'm not there was this old dog that used to
catch a house for back in the day wait was that a Westie yeah let's wrap
How do I switch to my PS5?
Uh, Woj, why do I have my ass?
Woj, Woj, how do I go to my PS5, Woj?
You just gotta turn it on?
I can actually, Woj.
And then you gotta switch your monitor source, and you gotta go to Elgato, and then you gotta go on your console source, and then...
feel like why don't I feel like that's me the fuck just happened bro
see how guy you slapped me you didn't wash your hands oh my god you just got
slapped by a poop and oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my
god say well I use got slapped well I'm like these you see these on your face
right now I want you know there's poopy time I gotta poop touch well all he if
you get a pimple it's disgusting you know I got I brought this guy I was
guys on call proving that he's going to the gym bro like here we go go to the
gym don't how do I hear a FaceTime bro I'm FaceTime and whoa oh bro bro not
only that Jason but now you got to get back where you have to do a firework in
my room Ron you can take my ears I got a lot about to start a fake world why the
culture just slapped me back
WTicToc car and he died why'd he freeze anybody connected to his car or
something let me tell you something wait was when I go on them when I go on this
screen it doesn't work still
piece of all whoa just if look you think these leaked what you're lag mode
bro yes my piece of work oh my god when are you gonna quit that dumbass fucking
job bro
Whoa
Oh, please
No, we see the labor
Yeah, we see it, bro, wait what kind of car you driving bro. Oh, yeah, we see it, bro
I
We see it
Yo fuck hold on Jason
Up any guy
Oh
What I remote go full screen
You try to play like threes or twos we're gonna get a brand up to
Yeah
I'm gonna do I don't bad just call me I'm 100% win-ray in the park
What was just hiding in my PC?
What was just hacking in my PC? My god, what was in my PC?
What why is typing that a dad got arrested
Hello, but
You can start ballish.
Hey, we're done with the 90s, bruh.
Yeah, I bet.
Thank you, bruh.
Okay, come on back to my shirt right now.
What do you think about the goatee?
Mustache.
Looks good.
OK, thank you, man.
Did he just fry your shirt?
I don't know.
He just fried my shirt, dude.
I
Know for the face game do I need it like what do I need?
I think you need a app on your phone
Every year. Let's see it this year
Let's see if this year is any fucking better
better not. 2K 27. Look at that. Is it NBA HQ or what is it? NBA 2K. I don't even know bro. 2K HQ, honey.
Adapt 3Gs, I've seen it already. He put it in the group chat bro. I think they got him. I think they got him bro.
GGs
They got in burgages
It's way better this year, okay, but I saw Marlin
Marlin's face skin. It was genuinely like pretty decent pretty good
Here we go
I love to get on
You're not Marlin
I
Got big brrr
Do you game audio on this shit I flark and don't
I sure as hell flark and don't I'm not gonna lie you might have to queue up a little bit before
No, no rush. I'm ready
We can help me make a big time brah I
Looked up a YouTube video for mine
You're gonna be honest, bro because I made a build and then I look you got bored of it
So I just made it revert instantly
Okay, so
Wait, whoa, it's playing through OBS right now. How do I how do I pop this shit out switch your switch your monitor?
source
Oh, fuck.
Let's press the buttons on your monitor.
It's like the only thing he can't do for you from home.
I don't know how to do this.
Hey, hey, okay.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I love you, Jason.
I love you, Jason.
Does anybody actually breathe through those?
Okay.
Bro am I about to hear pbm?
I'm looking apra right now bro.
I got my badges sorted out.
I'm not 04 baby's at.
I want to see your character.
You can't screen share though, so I don't know how to show you.
No, when I get in this lobby with you.
with you. Oh, okay. Do people hot mic on this a lot? Oh, yeah, every single game. Have you
ever won? All right. Should we not get off until we win a game? I'm down. I've never
won a part game. I just I literally get on this game and either just drool so fried on
my career or just go get on the spot with randoms on park and just keep playing. Last
I was on this game. I had a 10% win rate. Yeah, this is usually the last game I played before the night
Just gets so fucking
Rod and then I just put music on no game audio. I swing the rock though. Like I try to win bro
I'm just killing the randoms. Well, what's your bill?
six eight
shooting and
Okay demon bro, just know it's a six-eight God, so you're telling me I gotta pay I gotta play point
Well, I can dribble I
Know I'm not playing a big you make it ever you want though. Yeah, make it ever you want
I'm not gonna that's why I said we might want to play threes because I don't have a big and I know you know
We don't need a big
What do you mean emails don't match
Hey
Hey, chill out, bruh.
Hold on. I'm really trying to move fast here, chat.
Oh my god, bruh. Holy shit, I fucked up the email shit again.
Chat, just fuck yo silky.
Just slow down, man.
Yo, silky.
Come spill on us, bruh.
Yeah, hop on bro, hop on, we all on.
Get your best teammate bro, come spin.
I ain't gonna lie bro, you do not want this bro.
I don't want this moan, bro.
Yeah, Suki, I'm paying homage to you dawg.
We're on 2k bro, hop on.
Come on Suki.
Get your best demon.
All right, we off.
I need to upgrade my uh...
Yeah Bruno Mars in 2k?
Love you bro
Oh
You know his ass not getting on after he hit you and hit me with it
Bro I don't care about these cutscenes man if it ain't Orange use get me out
Bro Sam, god I gotta play the tutorial
I'm not playing no fun anymore
Bro!
Am I back on the f- what the fuck?
that goes are you in a VHS Jordan and that's a converter that's the easy
all that choice and bro what can I quit
go to bro bro my god soaky
how you doing today bro bro how are you bro how are you bro bro what are you
Ah, what are you doing your traps like you've been working on?
That's what I'm saying bro. I'm trying to help you out. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck?
Wait, why do you have on a skullie bro?
Because I'm paying homage to you. Wait with the scully. How do you know how to scully today?
I'm doing it with a scully. That's fucked up
I'm in here call there though. So I don't want to chat. I don't want to barrel like yeah, dude. You go to look at that
No, I don't I don't why is this that's grown more on the outside than the actual inside? I just got a different roller
What is that? What did you say Lays?
Yo Lays will see what I'm doing right now. Yeah Lays. I got my whole dogs out right now, bro
What is that, huh?
No, don't find me, bro, please, bro.
Wait, are you about to carry this bum ass nigga?
I'm about to do my face game first.
I already got your face in there.
I'm not even trolling, bro.
Like, I swear I'm not even trolling.
Like, awesome, like you might genuinely think it's races,
but it's not even races.
Like, you got to see it, bro.
Wait, I have to play through this shit.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Satt knows what I'm talking about.
Satt knows what I'm talking about.
Like they already had your shit in here.
Like Ronnie Pucks was you.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh yeah, let me see something.
Let me see something.
Oh!
I'm back.
I'm back.
Let me see something.
Let me see something.
Well, see what I see from D, bro?
Let me see something.
Let me see something.
Let me see something.
Let me see something.
I've actually never seen anybody miss a shot in this.
Oh my God.
The year of first person I haven't seen this.
like mallet hit his first shot and it's it
I don't care if it's a torii or I don't go fuck bro
I'm trying to play 2k
I don't care about this mic
You wanna see?
Yeah
Bro, they're gassy, it's not that bad
Bro, it's not that bad
I'm going to see you, bro, that would disappoint me.
Can you move my grease a little bit?
Where?
Back to the right?
Like this?
Like this?
Other way, other way.
Other way, this way?
Yeah, that's better.
Like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
I'm not going to lie.
This is like, really bad if you keep it on in the chat.
It's like, you know, just holy fucking sound.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Bro, you gotta fix that, bro.
I can't reach it!
Yo, bro.
Yo, bro.
Next time he tries to try anything like that, bro,
punch him in his shit, bro.
Fucking crazy
Wait, so how's it work?
If I turn down my desktop audio then y'all can't hear it lays, but then if I don't
Like y'all still hear the game mr. No
Oh, did you just ask me to leave it?
Leave it?
That's nice.
Yes?
Okay.
We don't leave out of no wins.
It's low.
Double audio as in you hear it lays twice.
No, whoa, so like the audio, there's a piece five audio, but if I turn up my piece five
audio then it echoes.
Like right now it's echoing it.
Whoa, and like, bro, who's playing in this?
Sir, if you need to get me quiet.
Okay, it's great you have to face them in real life.
Get used to that big ass green window bro, I'm looking at your stream.
That shit's about to turn into like the smallest shit you've ever seen in real life.
No, it's not. It's not.
It's not worse.
Once we get into park, yes it is.
Oh, there's all this shit.
That's solid, I don't need to.
Marlin and Lacey just lost everything, wait chat, let's keep updating.
Thank god.
Bro, they're never gonna finish that shit in my life.
I don't think so generally
And my sugar is a 720p buddy. Yeah, it's just 720p
Get me out this
Good screen green up, baby
game time
the three dots on audio
what and lacey where were they playing when they got on this shit
theater there's no three dots woosh
sorry bro where bro where
Where
Believe you guys for audio and go fuck yourself
Well, it was real advanced sound settings I see properties and that's it
I don't see oh I see audio output mode
Well, if he just entered my PC, bro
just the enemy bro like why is my shit like this a full screen enemy enter
enter inside of me
all right we're just currently inside right now while the boat is inside let's
Let's get five TikTok squids.
Bro, how are these even...
W.
I'm here to see Lacey, and then Jake is going to try and throw a dynamite.
What are you doing with the chocolates?
Bro, that just made a TikTok, bro.
W made that.
Nice.
You guys made a better start, bro.
I should be right through.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, Lace.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I
Can't do anything
No, I don't know what you're saying
Okay, how can you guys hear me but he can't it's actually kind of peak okay, just start lying y'all can just start lying I don't give a fuck
sweet
Well, what does he say ladies don't say that?
Bro ladies what the fuck are you doing bro? What was what's happening? I can't hear Nathan
He said neither
Say swear
Dude, there's no way. How can he not hear me bro. He actually got goyslop audio
well
What?
What was this deep into the mainframe right now like he's deep into my PC
Oh my god he said it on my soul I can hear I can hear I can hear I'm down to play until
we win a game bro it'll take a while I think but I'm down
All right, wait, what was my gunner?
What did he what did you even say?
Featured in wait, do I just do the city? I didn't think they could hear me and I was shit talking this kid in my fucking park
I can hear the game. Yes
Nathan
What can you do Nathan?
Don't do right. I mean you could do right, but then you can't play like skin my face
Okay, scheme off face
All right, I do this check phrase it's game data. It's hot. I do it be cheesy
Do you like a gas you could put on you could be a cheeser? Oh my god?
I bet here we go. Yeah, ready?
Take do rag off. I'm gonna take it off, but this is not a fucking do it
Remove the Skelly
It would be kind of funny if you left it on though
Sign in with PlayStation
Yeah, I think it's just Jason the weaned 1632. How do you know?
Yo, whoa, do you know my social security? Yo, whoa, do you know my seat phrase?
No, bro, no way.
Wait who's who's texted? Oh nice nice. Why is it cops or no cops?
Oh man, nice sweet go bro epic
Remind me later here we go Jack
What?
Where are you trying to start this, we're good man, we're good, we're good, we're good,
we're good.
What?
What?
For this shitty ass app, like, age-appropriate experiences, what the fuck, share age, what
is, what is the money to get, try to use it?
There's like a scene in my career where your player like has a kid and gets his go pregnant dead ass
Yeah, are you ready?
Let's take my headphones off
I came here
Well, she's not even detecting me.
The longer head in the center of the screen.
Bro, my god, bro, my god.
I got it bro
It doesn't think you're human
Okay, I can do nice
Well, what is this tag?
You know phase rug told me that the corner three is the shortest three pointer is that even true?
Here we go boys.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, let's go bro, I'm actually excited to see how it
turns out.
bro I'm actually excited to see how it turns out. Last time I did this I was a little chubby
bro so let's see let's see how this this will work.
Damn how long does it take? We're gonna buy swag before we play though you
right you know I'm gonna spend 200 bucks. Thank you in a brown shirt yeah I'd rather
you'd be a 60 overall with swag then fucking stacked it's in bullshit
did you do a face game nah I look it was just I just tried to even get on the
I just made my dude like ugly
that's actually good AI over there that's actually a good use of AI I look good
though in this you just don't look like Jason the wind though you're like you
just look like you're losing the plot
bro my god oh my god we're right there oh my god we're right there chat uploading
Almost there, boys.
So close.
But who knows, though? Maybe you grow it out and you just become like Pete.
Yeah. I gotta see it, too.
Green.
13 of 13!
All right, here we go. FaceCane is officially in the game and now I'm done with this. I'm done with this app, right?
I can get it out. I can get out of this app.
Probably.
Okay, here we go and pick up my controller and
here.
Why are you already giggling, bro?
I'm excited to see it. All right, here we go. Three.
Checking heads game. Zero percent.
It's... what for how long though?
Brother!
More waiting? You think after 20 years of this shit, they'd be able to speed up this process, man?
you know what neon is right you case son yeah I actually always thought that
same knock-a-law more scrolls
I sure like I actually always watch that you watch pretty boy Fredo I did say I'm
I used to watch shit
I love reals bruh and sending people reals
Me too
In the city
Well, what is this?
This is just ballish
I just got the best taste in like
I'm actually excited for 2k I don't know why
It's gonna be a five bro. We're just gonna have a blast.
My whole boy right? Yes sir, me and Jason. Yes sir, it's my whole boy.
My whole boy right? Yes sir, game. Yes sir, just some friends.
That was bro. It was my other haircut bro. Honestly, this haircut wasn't even that bad.
This haircut was actually not that bad. This is the worst haircut bro.
This one's dead, that's not that bad bro. That'd be bad.
We would buy it.
well people does be no bad crazy you're kind of crazy oh my fucking
God Jesus Christ, bro. Oh my god. Fuck your mother. Yeah, like what the fuck is this actually?
Yeah, we just saw you scan it, bro. That should look like a toy for bro. What is my
Why does my head look like you some head though, bro like
All it bloated to
What is this but it got my goatee though
Yeah
So I change my hair, do I just like keep it?
Bro, identical?
Change?
What do I even change it to, bro?
Do I get dreads?
Do I become a drippy, my player?
Do I get wigs?
There is this crazy.
Do whatever you want, bro. They shit crazy, bro. I
Bet I'm gonna get cornrows. Is that crazy? I don't think so, bro. I
Mean bro to be honest with you, bro
This is accurate. It's not that bad
But my head but I'm like I look chock though, bro
All right now what how do I hold done?
All right, can you help me create a build?
Uh, bro, I looked up YouTube for a build.
Oh my god, bro.
Straight up, bro.
YouTube.
Okay.
I'm at 99.
All right, so let's see.
Drippy my player god build okay
All right, let me YouTube Demi Demi god Demi god
Build 2k 17
Demi god build will ruin every 827 demigod is unstoppable
So my build is dead ass the first video
Six seven six seven Demi god is unstoppable
He's good. He's been good. So he's good
Why did none of y'all tell me that tall guards were this
In a 75 vertical so you can get nasty contact done. It's an 86 ball handle
So we're in the video where I could just like fucking copy
Oh yeah, here we go.
He literally explained it weird, you have to, like you're not going to be able to copy
exactly what he has.
Really?
What?
Are you in the comments?
Well, no, you just have to like watch it because he explains it, like what he puts on the screen,
he like says something different.
Okay, okay, so six seven he's a point guard, right
Change the way for 184 to 192
184 to 192 at all
The only thing it does is give you plus one more to rebounding whenever you have your cap breakers
Basically, if you're 184, you're only gonna have a 67 off at the beginning of a 73 defense
rebound with cat breakers.
If you go 192, you get one extra edge beat in the rebounding categories for both categories.
Not a major change, but might be the bill is shut up to debugs in my comments.
Holy.
You can still get contact.
Don't...
67, 67, 67.
Continue.
There you go.
It's while getting a 91, 3-point rating.
And speaking of 3-point rating, we're gonna start with that.
gonna upgrade it to 90 in the builder because 90 in the builder okay 90 in the builder
okay
we're gonna do is use our first camp rigger to get it to 91 to unlock deep
brains takeover now if you get the number one so broken it to grab b7
they range 87 87 87 you're me 87
First smooth operator, which we're going to map. 86 ball handle, which of course will
give us all the best remover. For the speed boost, I remember 86. Boom. Okay.
Six foot seven builds. Except for SGA escape, which a 91 rating is needed, which we can
get later on with our cap breakers if we need it. But you're going to see how fast we're
moving on this build. You do not need SGA escape, but regardless, you can get it. And
For our speed of all we're going to go in 83 so we can get Zach Levin triple style
I think that everybody thought that Zach Levin triple style was not good
But guess what, it is the best triple style in the game for tall guards
Everybody's running in
There's a reason we are going to go a 70 pass accuracy
And yes, for 4 us this is more than enough for some of the playing fives
But this going back to our finishing we are going to get an 87 driving dunks
So we can get contact dunks
An 87 driving muck and we'll just do this now
A 75 vertical of unlocks pro contact dunks off of 2
This tall that's all you need all I need is one contact done package and you will start spamming contact
And this guy hurry up please all we wanted for all around iso build was the fact that we could get contact done
So and we if you get on it's an opportunity in 85 are you can tell this build is absolutely insane
I'm a small guard for the most part
So I would rating 77 and 90 have been worth the exact same for me with all of my bill for my small guard
I feel like I need a 90 because we're small guard
But from my tall guard 77 a stall perfectly fine love the option to max was one interceptor, but honestly it really isn't worth it
But shit get we are going to get a 60 because once we upgrade our block all the way this question
Clicking test yes
Let's go into times just because that's how the game is but for the most part an 81 agility for silver pick dodger a
40 standing down so we can get the standing dunk animations and as much often to rebound as we can get which is like a
45 and here is our all-around
I so build now another crazy thing about eighty-five right here a fob
Wait, I fucked up someone
60 85 77 70
8790 65
Okay, 25.
Alright, 72, 72, 87, 40, 46.
Okay, 70, 86, 83.
I fucked up somewhere. I fucked up.
That's good, bro.
It's because of the 3-point mid-range.
I think you have to put like 91 mid-range
and then like something, it's like 80-something
3-point and then you have to take your agility and your speed down a little bit too
It's like some shit like that
The way my way I picked the same way as him the layup is one over
Oh, I'm watching the same video I watched
I get you know 99 bang bang
Hey
Jason the wing is on a basketball court
We're actually about to handle business
I bet let's do this shit
Yeah
I'm not gonna lie. There's no way I look like this
This is my agent.
I'm going to the city immediately, bro.
Buck my career.
Buck all that.
What is that middle shell?
Good, dude.
All right, let's go to the fucking city.
I'm going to break you into the city.
Sweet.
We're going to come up with things.
Sounds good to me.
Make sure you check out those crews, all right?
Stop saying it, dude, bro.
Oh, god, man.
I need animations.
Yep.
All right, all right, here we go.
Let me just all right. I should upgrade as much as I can right
Probably a 85
Max out your fucking three max out your mid-range max out your fucking
Probably all the orange ones give yourself some layup
I
Don't get a little done the driving tongue
I'm at 85 max the speed
Okay, you need speed agility
So is this good enough for 85 or some verb maybe get some verb maybe
Maybe driving lay you can you could take a lot off your pass accuracy
Because we're just you're not playing a rack you can literally probably half it about defense defense perimeter defense or not
Yeah, you should
Okay
By VC though, I got out our perimeter defense
Maybe a little more of my vertical bro get some cool dunks soon and then put me to 80 mid to 80. All right
Put my range to 80 take pass off 80 yet
Driving lay up a little bit. Yeah, should I just take everything off of past x-ray accuracy check?
No, okay, okay
lower driving dunk maybe I'll lower this to like a little like maybe 80 put
into driving layup boom I think this is good
Let's see how much this shit is
44k VC
Okay, bro, hey
44k VC
No need to buy more we bought more. Do I just get the I just get a $50 one. Let me just get the $50
I
Gotta get drip to you already know
Guess my password
Just only on 2x
Dude
Buy 700k? Now why the fuck would I need a 700k, bro?
Huh? Why do I need that much?
Why not?
Brother, I don't need that much
animations I don't need that much for animations if I could save money I might as well I am
a currently an 84 on 2k all right what do I need get to 85 yeah why am I not 85 bro
I guess I'll just put it into like,
We got a Jason Lee
Animations, let's go. We're about to be farting it up on the court, bro. Watch your mouth
We're not getting off a toucan till we get a dub man
Down so whenever you do you step I gotta add you on the PlayStation though, okay, so
My jump shot is ray. What?
Animation store score a little jump shot
I
But y'all want to go y'all want to give me godbill just copy my shit. All right, here we go
Where's the jump shot
Ray Allen Ray Allen Ray Allen
Charles Barclay Charles Barclay
Charles fucking Barclay
Where's Charles Barclay? Am I blind?
Bar, Bar, Bar, Barclay
Bar
Am I blind? Bar
Lowborns
Bar, where?
Oh, shit
They see you oh Charles Basie
Charles Basie
Up release by Luba
One small gargum shop that I really really fell in love with what is beluba the hell is a beluba
otherwise I would I'm sorry that says
but I'm gonna go use the bathroom I'll be right back
I
Blend
All right, his blend is
Instantly fell in love with it release speed on max
Release speed of max
Push
All right
All right
The jump shot it's the first one I put on and it's probably gonna be the last one I put on for the entire year
Bro, it is because I lab these drill moves. I'm most talking about get that so yeah normal too
I think it's on on a piece and they're honest
Because I lab this time check
I'm a copy this and then I'm about to become a demigod
I
Go to shot them and but they're dribble pull up
Animations to her dribble style
So my dribble pull up bro
Pro to me pro to
I
Dribble style exactly the end exactly the end
Pass that dribble pull up
Okay cross over cross over shading sharp to a shading
Shading sharp
Okay
between a cross row
Okay
These your moves and I've put them on my most toxic build because that's what I was playing on tonight
And I haven't put them on my ice a book yet and right now I'm just lazy so I don't feel like doing it
But yeah for your job pull up you're gonna want normal too or I mean Kobe Bryant's kind of decent
But I think no major will pull up
Signature size of Zaglevina
Breakdown combo Jordan pool
My fucking one
Breakdown moving combo cake on a hand. Oh my god. I'm about to be a demigod
CJ McCullum
crossover escape Paul George
Okay
Has he escaped has he escaped Kobe white?
Between the legs escape Jimmy Butler horrible stigs
Behind the back behind the back escape I already did Kobe white
right behind the back oh well listen to that place he cares new york jail by the way
I can't listen to anything else bro that should get asked gives me like unlimited
stamina 99 all fucking attributes I swear to god like all I want to do is fucking
take someone to the top of the key give me ISO and then just yeah man his face
I
So back bar
I did it by you
go to yeah free to pull up you're gonna want normal to normal to we'll pull up
spin jumper Kate come in hop jumper Kate come in man I don't really need these
I need to do this again, Zach Levine.
God, I just did these two.
WNBA?
Wait, Dremel style, Zach Levine.
Where's Zach Levine?
Zach Levine.
Cross over, Shaded Sharp.
between the legs signature size of Zach LaVine
Breakdown combo Jordan Poole
Breakdown combo CJ McCullough
You be watching in basketball days?
Yes, I'm what playoffs mostly now.
I definitely watch more football than basketball though.
direction has
All right
You ready bro, yes, sir
I
My eyes would build yet and right now I'm just lazy so I don't feel like doing it
Yeah, for your job club if you're gonna one bonus up for a radio on
Cadence you already know
Yeah, we serve our bonus lots up on a bonus slot right here on playmaking fool your shot in times easier
I don't know right now. I know let's get in that park. Shall we I'm with it
Friggin minute here we fucking go
You got my you got me
How do I add you or what's your shit on there on 2k or?
Position mine is Jason. Wait mine is Jason the we
Online friends. I just saw my profile picture on your shit. Wait, do I have you added?
Don't I don't on you. Are you sure man? Yeah, let's go out up. Oh, here we go man. Let's do this
wait what's your name what's your name
I'm Lajan
this is Blaze
I'm in, I'm right next to you
alright let me get a drip bro
I'm not about to be brosher in this shit dude
I ain't gonna lie bro I'm trying to get in the game bro
fuck the drip
alright
do you want my squad?
alright how do I join up?
wait how do I join up?
uh press like the bumper or something
It only says invite
Yo, so key fuck you, bro. I mean to cash on to get them. I got you. I invited you to the squad, sir
All right, fine fine. I'll go to swags real quick, bro
Is this what where people get the main drip on swags, I'm in your squad
wait meet your mic on your controller
meet my mic on my controller?
I ain't like you have to mute me bro
so I can talk to the people
let me in
oh okay yeah
you're such a fuck you bro
you're right, you're right
I'm gonna keep my mic on me to do then
whenever we play
let me do the addition
what are you trying to buy?
I'm trying to just get swagged out real quick
buy something bro
oh let me do the addition here we go
is there skateboard in this game?
But I'm jogging mad slow yes our board it's left bumper
Okay, here we go. Should I go full body babe, maybe hang on that's kind of hard. Oh
My god, that's kind of tough. Oh
Maybe full body denim tears
Default skin I bet
Where's the red uh, where's my red, red pants?
Maybe you, oh yeah, I ain't gonna lie about it, we paying homage.
But, no, Suki bro, you know what, bro, don't tell me how to drip on my own character, I'm
not a drip on my character.
Now how do I, how do I swag out?
What, where's the shit I just bought?
What'd you buy?
Oh, Jack, how did I find it?
Oh, I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough.
Oh, I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm tough!
Dude.
I mean,
yeah, this is what you'd wear in real life.
Now it actually looks like you.
Now the face scan, like, looking at you in the game,
it actually looks like I'm playing with Jason and William.
oh I'm tough I bet bro let's go
middle thing right here
middle middle middle
there's walk through this
get shoes fuck I'm too late I'll get shoes
I'll get shoes later bro I'll get shoes later
ahhhhhhh we back
let me see let me see you're my player
both of the two ports in here on a 10 game win streak
game win streak. Alright man let's knock him out bro let's streak we streak it all night!
We streak it all night! Yeah we're probably not gonna lose a single game bro. Let's squad up
bro. Oh we already squaded okay. There we go. Alright where we where we land? Where we land in that?
Alright right here or where should we step? We can go up here. I mean those you actually want to
We're gonna play the kids on a 10 game win streak.
We're just gonna lose.
No.
What do you mean we're gonna lose, bro?
Need two players bottom.
Need two players bottom.
Come on.
I bet.
I'm coming nine game win streak.
We're about to snap it.
We have to leave the squad.
They have to leave the squad.
All right, get on.
Yeah, I mean, these guys are just sweats.
He's got a none face scan and outfit, bro.
Why would you ever get on the spot against this guy?
Hey we better bust your ass! We better bust your ass!
99 overall.
I bet, I bet.
How the fuck can slam them bruh? This shit's about to be freeload.
Yeah I got mice or not. I wouldn't suggest turning them on.
Let's go bro. This is my matchup. Let's go. Let's go bro. Get me in there.
Alright come on. 10 game win streak for what? We're snapping this out.
We're snapping this shit.
Would you say hold on? Oh fuck up. Yep. This shit out of there, bro. We've been we've been
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I
Got a pull I got a pull
What are you doing?
Get a rebound
99 overall
get a rebound you bomb up hold the ball bro hold the ball hold the ball plug in
my mic in hold the ball they gave you y'all can hear me right what I know
so what what sound like what
wait can you hear a game or no we can't hear anymore hold on hold on hold on
Wait pause bro pause real quick. Please please please bro. Don't be weird
Yeah, yeah, speak real quick yo, I bet
Green
Oh, God, bro, bro, just let me get the ball.
Hey, don't worry about it, bro.
We'll get you in the same spot.
Don't worry about it, Jason.
Hey, this is your first game?
My first game on the game, bro.
God, try hard.
God, try hard.
God, try hard.
I like it.
Ladies, you got a switch on that, bro.
We're just having fun, right, bro?
Give us a ball once y'all now get it back.
Wait, is this Lace?
Is it Bronze Cameraman?
What the fuck?
You got it.
No, you see it.
Right?
OH REBAT!
Yo, Jason, face indeed!
You know what?
Yeah, I'm right here, right here.
What the fuck are you doing with that?
Bro, my teammate knows he can't get a rebound.
Yeah, I mean, he's a...
Oh yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby in the paint, baby in the paint!
Baby in the paint!
Oh shit!
Oh, shit.
Give him a break.
Oh wait, wait, he could drop one.
I didn't play before, I didn't play before.
I'm getting double bro come on. I got a rebound
Rebound rebound
I'm on
I'm on
I'm on
I'm on
I'm sorry
Yo, I'm lagging
It's just like bro, he's got his badge activated
I'm gonna buy back some dollars
Can we hit the ball once? Can we hit the ball once please bro, don't be weird
Send me 200 I got you
Bitch
What do you mean?
You know what? You know what?
You're ass, bro.
I'm going.
Y'all not getting this shit back.
Y'all not getting this shit back.
Y'all not getting this shit back.
You're getting Mary's.
Stop playing with me.
Bitch, green!
I got him.
Got him.
Green.
Oh my god.
I just you need me there bro
Ladies not it ladies not it. Don't speak my teammate like that, bro
Hey, I'm right here
I don't know. Let me get me a screen. Let me get screen. That's in your face. I'm dancing your face. Yeah, I'm here
I'm here. How you jumping? Why is he jumping?
You know what
Oh my god
Damn bro, it's okay. It happens both part of life. You know you can't win at all, you know, I
Mean, what's up with your face can't though?
That's you know
No, I hate it. I don't fucking sleep you got school tomorrow
great
You want you want some shit your face
Down they said
but if you sat with that baby I'm gonna do it I'm gonna look at the space right now
I'm not how much you threw a stream it's still late oh my look oh god I'm liking
oh not missed it's getting so bad yeah I'm all I'm trying to get my corey
We suck.
Hey, good game boys, good game boys, GG's, GG's.
Oh, GG's.
Hey guys, GG's.
But you can do it.
You're so good.
Yo, Lai, why is the-
What else?
Hey, good game, bro, good game, bro.
Hey, GG, bro.
Yo, Lai!
Hey, you so-
Hey, Lai!
Curf, you coming soon again?
I'm not worried.
I'm almost done.
What?
Yo, Lai!
What's the curve at?
All right.
Hello, boss.
Yo, I ain't a liar, really.
Yo, I ain't a liar, really.
Yo, I ain't a liar, really.
Yo, I ain't a liar, really.
I think you're alive, bro.
I ain't alive, bro.
We gotta spin back.
We gotta spin back.
I don't like it on the spot with you, bro.
Nah, fuck this, bro.
Nah, we are.
No, no, fuck that.
Nah, fuck that.
Nah, we ain't alive, bro.
I ain't on the spot.
I ain't on the spot.
No, no, no, step off the fucking.
Step off, step off.
I'm not with you, bro.
I'm not with you, bro.
I mean, no, it's not step off.
I'm versing them, because you said to get on.
No, bro.
I'm gonna have to just drop them off real quick.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's gotta be some chips.
Ahhhh.
How do I spectate?
This is the life.
How do I spectate?
No idea.
Ladies, you gotta get back.
This kid's about to give me 21, bro.
you've got to get back you've got to get you've got to get back man ladies
ladies no chance this guy even misses a shot please please bro ladies please you
You gotta get back bro.
Over breath.
Hey Slays, you gotta kick the ball.
Please, please.
How is he even making that?
Yo Suki, you getting on bro?
Suki, hey, we need a big bro, we need a big.
You guys I'm not gonna lie they don't even green it they just fucking they just make it
It's full whites really genuinely
I actually said that oh my god you saved it wow
Ladies I'm watching you bro let me see some green
Green bean green bean
Come on, come on.
You might, you might, you might be on the leg because you're not on the court.
I'm definitely delayed.
I'm definitely delayed, bro.
Come on.
Are you serious?
Another stop.
Come on, three, five.
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit
me, hit me.
Come on.
And we're, bro, you gotta throw a pump straight there, bro.
Yo, this is bad, bro.
Oh, yeah.
What, man?
Bro, you're only gonna get hit.
bro oh my god 612 this is actually about to be a comeback
don't call and come back bruh
no no you you're some cheese bro
you're some cheese
green
lemme see, hold on green
come on bruh
they actually can't go anywhere right now
this is ridiculous
son
son you're on the 5 bruh
you're on the fucking 5 bruh
Shooter shoot, bro. I thought you had the demi god bill. I'm lighting my two potential right now
You see how he passes it though when I'm guarding him do you see that or not?
Rapid
Whoo
Hey, my teammates hit the corner brah, I take over this whole game brah
Let off
Oh
Let me green this bitch for you Jason. Come on green that bitch. Oh, it's just like yo, I got a lot
You are ass you are fucking shit
Get out of the way and get it
It's called sweeping with the enemy
Bring me
You are 0 for 7 dog
You about to grate out
Bro just let them win bro
Yeah, should I just let them win?
Should I let them win or should I come back?
Bro, just let them win.
Should I?
Just let them win, bro.
No, let them win, bro. I'm trying to play.
Plug it in? Yeah, plug it in later.
I have a Zen. I see a script.
So I'm gonna try something to script.
Oh
You might be able to take win this whole shit
Back to back come on
Now my shit's literally just on my desk bro, I just got no script
The squad up man squad up we get off this shit. Oh need two players top top top. We got a streak
We got a streak. I'm gonna I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation. I'm an animation
I'm gonna bite you bite you
Know where my squad
Go into it
Why does that go to you in the loading screen? Why doesn't it go to you?
Deeders like I think just part with like easier some shit
It's like it's like matchmaking part or something. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. How do we go? How do we go? Are we squatted?
We could do theater. Okay. Do this. Yeah, invite me your squad
It's more vibe
Hey, wow interesting names
Are we squatted?
Yeah, I don't see wait, do they have mics in a
Did they have mics in theater?
Bro, join the squad.
You gotta do that.
Aw, fuck, I just invited killer, uh, oh my god.
Bro, what do you even do?
Yo, when you see an invite pop up on your screen from Laze, do you even react?
There's no invi-
you
you
you
you
you
you
You got that little bit of this a little bit of that master of all trades jack of nothin ass
real breath fuck on her that week shit but this guy's shit no no no this this can't count
bro this is literally to this can't count this guy's a pop this guy's literally a pop
Bro, his teammates AFK'ing?
Yeah, no, what bro, this guy's AFK.
Hey, I'm cutting down, I'm cutting, I'm clean.
Bro, the lay's insane, bro.
It's clean.
Hey, I'm hoping you I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm hoping fuck. No, I can't catch that bit
I got my drill on just in the corner brother
I'm gonna bra I'm a prostitute I'm a prostitute. I'm a green it. I'm a green it green beam. I trust my order
Good pick up good pick up. We don't respect the dope mask at the three breath. He's not 60 64 overall
Oh my god, he's a 64 overall bro!
Oh my god, he fired my shit.
He fired my shit.
He fired me.
He's a quality.
Oh my god, he fired my shit.
He fired my shit.
He fired my shit.
He fired my shit.
You stay calm, bro.
Calm, calm, calm.
Main call bro
I got a guy passing through my shit he promise it. We're good. We're good. He he pump face every single time
You gotta steal that bro, what spoke my hands are up
Animation cheese that's some like man Ronnie to take shit
Yeah, we got a play like against the 99 overall or something oh
My god
Jason do you want to just switch switch switch switch switch off for up for it up for it. I can't fucking move off red. Oh
My god, oh my god, he's a Debbie guy good deal good deal. Good deal. I'm in a corner like a prostitute
I'm gonna corner like a processor. I'm a greenie. Okay, they're giving you no respect out there, bro. Oh
You green that you green that I'm here
Respect me bitch
Cut cut cut
Why are you are you out of your mind?
Yeah, you know
Don't even say the word you you're just a retard
My character can't even fucking catch a lava.
Yes he can bro.
He sucks aim.
Animation cheese bro.
Animation cheese, dude.
Jason, we've arrived.
What if we're first in the NBA player right now?
Well we're going out to 64 overalls ladies.
How?
Oh my god, this guy's playing with his microphone.
I can't hear him.
That was good.
What? Get a rebound.
Oh, how much?
How much yo, yo, it goes that plan with your microphone
I want to switch again. Yeah
Pick up the pick up go mask
It's not fucking grand bad now, bro
I'm here. I'm here
I'm Pogo. What?
Froggy bro feeling froggy, bro
We need one stop. We need one stop. Hey, switch, switch, switch. Oh, shit. Why we
we jump that bro
Thank you for liking my play first
Of course
I'll be showing love
Bro go next quick. I don't want to see all this shit. Let's go next. Let's go next
You see the same shit.
Oh my god bro.
Fuck.
Alright man, we streaking all night boys.
We are streaking all night long.
Let's keep it going.
Alright, that has to feel a streak right here.
We got this can't get up until we get a win.
Here we go.
Who's ready?
It should probably be free.
I'm about to be coming different this game.
Oh no, yeah.
I ain't allowed to see you get fried, bro.
Oh, yeah, I like she gave it right, bro
She gave it right, bro as long as long as he doesn't have 17 points again
Listen, why don't you fucking demigod, bro?
Yeah, I like you got school tomorrow, man. I'm gonna send you sleep
Hey, hey, hey
And you don't go to school you can't even get a fucking life man.
Hey, how about, how about, how about 200 hits out?
How about, how about, how about getting laid on?
How about, how about big poopoo?
How about getting fucking laid on, kid?
You're talking about how about,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a loser, I'm a loser, loser, it's not 0-4, you're 0-4.
Hey, hey, what?
I'm working right now.
Hit a shot, hit a shot, hit a shot.
Hey, you're out of line together. Oh, man, by the way, I heard your friend fucking tell you that joke
It wasn't even funny, bitch. Go to sleep. Oh
I see not that later
Gotta
Come on dinner
Hey, why are you not talking no more?
Why are you talking?
Yeah.
Come here that ball.
Come here that ball.
Come here that ball.
Did it close you?
And guess what I'm bringing at every time, dude?
Go to bed, go to sleep.
Night night, night night, night night, night night, night night.
Night night, night night, night night.
I'm about to say you to sleep, kiddo.
I'm about to say you to sleep, kiddo.
by the way you're like probably like two years old by the way it sounds like you're fucking
16 my buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy I'm about to sell you 16 on your head right now I'm
about to sell you 16 on your head right now
yep and one
Come on
Loki I don't play with game body on even though shot clock was going
Just spamming a rice cake you bum bitch
You low key green
That was a better brother
I was a hundred percent of a boy fuck no
Shit no shit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit
I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit. Just kidding
you're a bum
you got the pain
shut up low ass boy
shut up
bail out bail out bail out
but who just jumped over your head
bail out bail out bail out
what what what yeah bail out
that's all you can do bail out
passenger teammate you're a bum
your teammate's a bum too
I got my legs
I got my legs
I got my legs
I got my legs broke. What the fuck? You said it's Scream. You said it's Scream for another team.
Wait, why is everything later?
Where you going, bro?
Come on. Hello, bro.
like your kid is blowing by you bro
never shoot that again in your life kid
you hear me what you want to see a green
you want to see a green dumb ass kid see
agree just get my corner bro
Hey crazy how you're making another
You know
He's fine. They're sick. Yeah, yeah, I need to do switches or something
I
Bellow pussy how you do we know a bailout means kid
Green bitch
fucking knees
What are you talking about kid?
Lazy fucking Jason and me
Are you fucking stupid?
What are you talking about bro?
What a bad mother to say you to sleep
Fort
I'm gonna just give it to you in six corner
I'm gonna come to you so you can't steal it
Give me my ball, give me my ball, give me give me, oh trust me, imma go corner, imma send this kid to sleep man
One more, one more, one more, imma give it to you, imma give it to you, you can end it
Come on, go to f***ing bed, go to f***ing bed, go to f***ing bed
Hey see that little retarded ass kid, hey hey hey
fuck you bro fuck you that has had to block and we streaking and we streaking
and we're on a win streak and we're streaking bro and we're on a crazy win
streak and we're streaking bro the balls want to be like on fire bro we're
actually going crazy right now oh yeah we're streaking all night long baby
I
Fuck it was a girl was not a girl. That was a little kid
Girl boy, whatever we just dropped him the fuck off everybody
You know lock next lobby down now send us our next appointment right that ass I'm feeling good, bro
I know you were green and good shit good fucking shit
Bro lace, I don't think your mic is on
I had it off during the game, and I unmuted at the end
You can't hear the case. Oh, yeah, but I have you muted so you can't hear me. Oh
That's ass. You want me to unmute you? I can unmute you when we start
yeah I'm sorry I'm on you I literally just talking to my controller
We don't get all first come on what?
Why
I'm not gonna lie and I was up and it was contested whoa whoa whoa not gonna lie whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I like it, I like it.
I don't know if you need a screen, bro.
Stop it.
Oh, green hat, green hat, green hat, green hat.
Oh, how do you, what are you doing?
You're just sitting in the paint.
How am I supposed to drive it to you?
You're just sitting in the paint.
You just shoot that one this fucking giant is just gonna press wine get a contest on me. You didn't press why he literally
Yeah, why is the jump button? Why do you think he jumped? Oh my god there?
Oh
Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Green. This is green. I need you bro. I can't have been,
I can't, I literally couldn't have been a worse release.
I
Four seconds how when I'm green in that though good save I got it
You gotta be fucking kidding shooting fall that's what they're doing
I can't we keep a safe face
good pick up good pick up oh god have a demigod on me oh but I got a demigod on
Oh
That's a hundred percent contesting
Every bow
Well, that's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just a low-class accuracy my shit's low as fuck, too
Yo, I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting I'm cutting
Hang on he got my shit. He got my shit. He got my shit. I'm
Remy that's it
Cut cut cut cut cut fake cut back there cut
In there
He's not jumping for shit
Oh my god
Give it up!
Oh yeah
I'm gonna go back door again
Actually, no I'm not
I'll make you hear you
We're good we're good we're good
I'm here
fuck why he stopped the fuck on my shit, straight up
there's a green, he just stopped me
I don't like crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab
queen
you gotta punch it, I got rebound, I got rebound
hang on he buffs me up
will we come in this game?
we all in this bro
this guy's takeover is, oh it's a defense takeover
oh it's got a lock
oh no fucking wonder bruh
I don't know, I don't think he is though
Hell no. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. We gotta take a smoke break, bro.
You feel that bot too? Okay. That guy's a bum, bro. They have one player on their team.
Yeah, it's only the fucking ball of head. Yes! Oh yeah! Maybe we got battle out, maybe.
I've never made it back back door back door back door. I heard you heard you oh
My god, where you going? Where you going? No, I don't got
How am I so
I'm gonna put I'm gonna corner I'm in the corner
I have to pull it, I have to pull it, I have to pull it.
Nice good rebound, we got badge.
Almost in the corner, you got badge.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Nice.
Back door, back door, back door.
I got a fucking rebounding badge.
Woo!
Wow, wow, mistake!
Woo!
Always pushing me out of bounds.
I'm here. I'm here. These characters strong
No, that's gone. No, that's just gone. Oh my gosh, you three
Cutting heard you
Oh my god, oh you're a legend what?
What is that cheese, cheese, hell no, what?
I'm not helping any more brother guarding us at the three now
I'm jumping
Suddenly guys we're selling
Fuck this guy score on me bro. He can literally just score on me God fucking
Fuck we gotta poke that shit
I got it. I got it. I got it. I heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you
You need me to finish it yes or no you could do what you want no no fish
We don't take that bro. We don't take that bro.
This guy actually is just clamping him. Let him shoot. Let him shoot. He's good. He can't shoot I
Got my be able to shoot I'm playing
Oh my god, no, no, oh my god.
I'm God. Oh my god.
The window is actually big.
That might be it, boys.
He can't shoot. He can't shoot.
We're good. We're good.
You gotta be fucking kidding.
Just you again, bro.
Choc with milk moustache.
That was another hater's right now bro.
Yo, y'all can hear me, y'all are some fuckin' bums, man.
I
Think I'm taking drink of water
Learn how to screen I know the screen there
Oh wait wait wait nevermind pump it pump fake
Oh fake, oh fake, oh fake.
Well honestly, that wind felt really good man.
or my trip to his park park is
what do you prefer sit theater or park
place
place
place
I was definitely
I like
what it was
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ten milligrams.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
This guy looks like a.
My god, definitely plays two.
Teeny pancake.
Eight hundred and.
Lace, bro.
You just let him.
Yo, you got two points.
Take my dick out of your throat, please.
those two boys those are game winning two points
oh I'm right here what little boy little boy why you jumping boy he's
jumping he's feeling froggy
well he did I just got the yin and yang on his chest whoa whoa whoa that was
freaky
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Oh, we're streaking baby back door
Yo, you gotta hit that I'm a retard. You can't fucking hold square when it's green
That was a free dump there's nothing you could possibly say to get me on your side
You were wide open that was a good lob
He's gonna check he's gonna check he's gonna check he's gonna check
This kid is shit, man
I'm gonna fuck up this kid
What what what what what what what what what what what green me?
What?
Is this kid out of his mind?
Why?
Why?
Whoa.
You pump it can be like
Oh good pass. Ah, you could have laid nice
Honey
That's it. Easy.
That mass jump, bro.
Alright, like, tell the bailout.
Yeah, I don't know how you made that.
But we'll take that all day.
I'm not a liar bro this is the same game every fucking year oh my god
They still go back to on give you a pass.
Open me. Open me.
Bro, you gotta open me. I can catch it.
Bro, open me.
I don't know if I can throw one.
Open me.
I don't want any stats into my alley.
I've known alley badge is none of that shit.
Open me. Open me. Open me. Open me.
Dammit.
Game time?
Yeah.
Fuck.
I didn't step back hard enough. How did this guy get his badge?
Are you fucked bro? What is that?
Good switch.
He's quick.
Stay on mine.
Wait, they say you stay on it?
Yes, I'm staying on mine.
Protect you.
Hey, you're good!
This guy's gonna horse me, though, for sure.
He wants to shoot so bad, bro.
He's so shit, he doesn't know how to play fucking Tuka.
He's actually fucking climbing.
What's that do to you, bro?
What? You got your gun?
Make it.
See I'm not gonna dick right though cuz I know it's I know I know you're just gonna you know I'm saying I'm not gonna dick right though
Well, let's go part 3s
I'm with whatever I'm gonna go back to my
Great great great
Leave me open leave me open kid
What yo this are you about your bitch
Let me shoot bro, let me shoot bro. I think I can't shoot no more bro. I think I can't shoot bro
it's all good bro end the game there
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, Stezo
I
I'm dead ass
You want me to get you open everybody? Okay, what the fuck guys just famous word
Whoa, whoa Cesar whoa Cesar game dot
Kim Tom
Feel fucking
How do you steal my points bro?
I- I- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop- oop!
Wow, you're actually down.
Let me, let me take the back door.
Oh he can hear you or something.
He didn't give me the fucking timing.
He definitely just heard you in game chat.
It didn't give me the option to catch that bitch.
I got tape bro. I ain't lying about agreeing to self this kid is so shit. Oh my god. Yeah, actually terrible
He cannot get out of there, bro. I'm not
green though
No, Jason. Oh, you're trolling
You're trolling you want to lose
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's just where we get, bro.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Yo!
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Throw that.
Oh my God, GG's. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I mean, we lost.
Oh my God, we actually lost.
I
Pick up stay in the pain stay in the pain. They want to paint. They want to paint
I jump crazy why do you jump?
You're so cute y'all make a fucking ass the fucking game boy the fucking game boy
I have 11 rebounds on a guard bro.
Just sit in the corner and give me the ball so we can just win a game bro, please.
Brother.
Don't even say brother, don't even say shit.
Yo that's embarrassing.
I just made you shoot 10 wide open 3s, both people trying to get a rebound against me and you didn't make a single one.
There's nothing you could say.
There's nothing.
I
Keep a maxed out three and a custom jump drop
This kid was so asked to
And I'm not glad they were terrible though. They were actually really really bad
But like obviously we were one if we weren't trolling though like obviously
Next win them off
Bro, we're from a win streak
Oh, but that was stupid, man.
bro what's up with this fucking slender man looking ass costume man?
that ass though bro
your face skin scares me bro
okay that's just
just go on the camera
see that's just mean bro
yeah that's just a hatred message bro we don't really need to acknowledge that
that's just very mean
alright I was on my phone
Yeah, I don't like this mannequin shit, it's kind of sweet, it's kind of creepy, there's
a little creepy.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I
Like me out there. I'm telling you I'm on New York drill. Just tell them it's over, bro. I'm so dead ass, too
Oh my god right here, don't worry, you know you finish. Oh, you know I'm a finisher
HOTS!
Aw, I got hands on the-
GET IN THE FUCKING REBOUND!
Hey, hold on, speak to the chat.
Let me read!
Why did I just hear the fucking American Eagle?
That might be his green shit.
I don't know his build, I don't know if he's dead.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, to hell with that.
Fuck no! Overly on that!
Oh my god, what a step back.
Oh, you know I'm bringing this.
You got me fucked up, bro.
What are you doing?
We good, bro
We look he's not glitchy on me
So it's just rich urge you urge you urge you
My god slow down for a second
Wow Wow Wow you're making him like a bunny Wow
Wow
Love me love me love me love you
You hurt you, you're feeling it, hurt you, hurt you.
I missed time to, oh my God, I could have slammed that hole.
Oh my God, I could have slammed it.
Oh, I missed time to, bro, I could have had that.
And he's not helping, bro.
Hey, he's sitting corner on you like a hoe, bro.
you that shit easy as fuck it though
love me love me love me love me heard you heard you heard you
put the fuck
don't ignore it
my kid just decided to not touch the ball bro
oh this guy hit it all the way
that's embarrassing green bean
green bean green bean
on it on that overly overly on that
overly everywhere I'm everywhere I'm
everywhere I'm everywhere overly overly
overly overly overly overly I'm in a
corner
I
You already know what I'm asked for
How am I not slamming that bro those on the green
The mass fucking bot give me that
Oh, that's not square.
Oh.
Love me.
I'm coming to you and faking it.
Trying to ignore it.
Yeah.
Why do they do that every time?
Holy shit.
China ignore it. Yeah, why do they do that every time?
Holy shit
Fuck I bet I scared that to me. All right, listen listen. We gotta finish with you. Would you know what bro?
I heard you. I ain't gonna lie. I
I'm laughing
I'm not allowed to knock it they have less going
Like that, I'm gonna be honest. That's I don't use like that's your fault. That's just some that's just some Mike Wang Ronnie to K
Oh
Oh, hold on triple god hold on hold on steezo. Oh my god
Fuck out my game we do that shit
Wow a-a for
I know we want to do another one. I'm down. I'm down for another one more. I might as well
One more one more, bro. We got to one more
One more!
One more, one more!
Dub hasn't finished his marathon
I've been a dinner at nine, but I was trolling dude
Holy ugly what happened to you?
Come on, who dares to step on the core, bro?
What?
I say who dares to step on the core.
Oh, god.
Holy.
You guys got booters on their chest.
They got booters on their chest.
They got drippy light skin, face skins.
Oh, my god.
You guys got two-gauge in their eggs, bro.
Fuck off.
Here you go.
Are these the olive boys?
I'm hitting the pen's with Daniel, who's saying goodbye.
you know what i want bro you know what i want
green bean
you know what i want you know what i want
i know what you fucking want
i double tapped it on god
bro i would have gamed that i would have gamed that i don't know why it gave you a regular one
you know what i want
He knows we're going back to our heat. I gotta like oh
My god, bro, what's he jumping though?
Yes, other buttons on this controller, too
Yo, I would have yammed that bro. I would have yammed that whoa, whoa, whoa, I try to go
I did not mean to do that
We good we good
My guys a bum I think one of our guys is a 71 overall
It might be my guy you guys just like the guard. I don't think the bacon shoe just test is door-especting
Got him I just got him I got him I got him I got him I
What
I meant to pop-set there
Got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him
You know what I want
You know what I want
Fake like you're going three
OH YEAH
What?
Bro that was the freest oh my what? How? Why?
It's because we got no stats in there, bro
They're both ass. Your kid's just quick. He's so fast. He's so fast, bro. He's just gonna run in the paint, bro.
So fast. Wanna switch? Nah.
He can't shoot. Fuck no, he can't. I'm just kicking horse though.
Two for a dollar. He's gonna make that. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. We're good. We're good.
Oh my goodness.
Nice.
Oh, we're good.
You can't do shit against me.
Five seconds.
Yeah.
Get me down.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Look, he just helped the fucking post-moving just cheesed.
and it touched my dribble stick. Cheese Louise.
Rebound! What?
Shit was off. If you get this back we're good.
Good pickup, good pickup.
On that.
Wait, go on, bro. Wait, go on.
Wait, go!
You know what I want.
You know where you're from.
You know where the wall is.
Whoa!
Get me back.
Back a lot of snow it, so I did have to shoot it.
I'm not gonna throw a recharge shot, it's actually doing a win.
Green.
C'mon bro.
Off-tribble, Ty, C-0, 2017.
Yup, yup, fade away, you already know, you know what I want, you know exactly what I
want.
What the fuck, character just torqued me there!
Oh my god, you got mouse he's so fast bro. He literally just he's just gonna run paint. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
Once you pass this session.
Good deed, good deed, good deed.
He's running into something there, bro.
Green!
Nothing we can do there, man. Nothing we can do there.
Dude, I actually feel like I played good decent after that trashcow hoad.
I jumped fully on me. Oh good. I just got to leave.
Yo, play paint. Play paint. Play help.
Alright, you don't have to switch on the pass.
I said switch on the pass!
Yeah, late!
Again, again, switch on the pass, switch on the pass.
Yes, he can't shoot, he can't shoot.
Fuck away.
Cheese, cheese, cheese.
He doesn't want to help, bro.
He just, he just, he just now, he's on the open.
Oh my god, that was so bad.
I'm so sorry.
I just lost us the game.
I just lost us the game.
I just, I just, I just...
We can get it back.
We'll stop, we'll stop.
I see you. I see you. I see you.
No.
Green.
We got another one.
We got to play another one, bro.
Don't you feel that?
I got the M3 Skully build, I got a win, I got a win, I got a win, I got a win, I ain't
to hit the fucking car again. Oh you're getting fried, buddy. Bro, is that his face
skate? Me. I hit it every time I miss.
Alright, this is 99 over Rob Brownshirt. This guy's got a fucking Superman cape on.
We're out losing by the way. I'm on demons. I'm now
He did he did and I low-key did like some recharge shit right off the wide open. I don't know why I did it
Way to fucking get a bucket for a while
Play play through the D. But you already know you already know what I want. Look how look how small he is
Miss my look at how small he is bro. I'm a six seven demi god
No, bro, this guy's a baby, bro, baby. Yeah, miss much miss much
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
Fuck you!
What, what, you don't think I can shoot? I'm a demigod, bitch!
Are we good? Demigods get their own boards.
Yep. What? How was he-
Are we good? Demigods get their own-
WHAAAAAT?
We good, we good.
than three
Hell no fuck not let's be out for fucking my
Bailout of that's just some whole shit Wow, that's a crazy bailout. That's just some Ronnie fucking 2k Mike Lang
You're not bullying shit, bro
He's just embarrassing, bro.
Oh shit, I thought you were popping that, bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I thought you wasn't going to take it back.
More coming, more coming.
Oh yeah, take it.
Oh, holy shit.
Give me that!
She's big ass.
I didn't take a shit up on him, bro.
Oh my god, he's froggy, though.
He's a jumper.
He's a jumper.
you know what i want you know what i want
he's not giving it
brother that's just win bro
i like this one
i i swear to god
i did not mean to do that shit
alright, get those lobs
what? get the ball!
How we not getting
No shit set me set me set me set me set me
That's a baby, bro. Come on green me
Yeah
Look you got a baby on you
green giant
Wow, he jammed it on me, bro
His little ass ain't making that
Green bitch
What's your three to 90 bro, you know what I want
bro I could have jammed that bro I threw a lob but it gave you a regular on God
oh use button or stick I use button
you button has so much input delay for me what a pass
I'm sorry though
you know I'm over four trying my hardest actually trying I'm sorry
Like if I shoot, I shoot to make it.
Come here, I see it.
Oh yeah, please, please!
Oh boy, oh boy!
Come here, I shoot. All the way to pitch.
Ah, whoa!
Nice, nice, nice.
But a lot.
Great giant.
Come on. Give him 21.
I might have to, but...
they're not moving bro they are phased get it oh my god oh my god give me
give me get me get me get me get me I got a fucking baby on me bro what what
What what what?
All right, I lost it. I lost it. I lost it. I lost it. I lost it.
Me trying
Don't jump
Nice
that
Hey fucking I would I'm taking that to I'll be honest obviously you know what
hard you
Hey
I
Know you want I know you want it. Oh, I know you want it. Oh, he jumped
I'm trying to get them off you
So I'm doing a little bit too much there
make that one. How the fuck did he make that shit man?
His little ass in the dream. Whoa whoa!
Who are you talking to man? He's praying for bailouts.
Oh my god, he's going to bully me I think, I might just have to reach.
man I'm off bro what I'm off bro I'm off bro I just turned off my P5 bro watch it
dad watch this is preparing to turn off bro bro that was over there I'm gonna that was
I just want to shit them on the line, god.
Dude, that was good.
You can't go wrong there, bro.
That was fun.
I missed the bright.
Alright, bro.
Alright, well, see you around, bro. I'll catch ya.
Alright, dude.
Alright, see ya.
I'm just gonna make sure you make it off the call live, though.
Yeah, let's see.
This six seven build is dominating two cases.
I
Check
They check that's it for me, bro. I check that's it for me, man
Yeah, board what I mean, bro. It's like the zoning problem in 2k26 needs to be studied
And screens I got I got your pop. I got your pop open open
I like the breakers today
Don't be nervous big guns don't be nervous big guns. Don't be nervous big guns
It is kind of straight. All right chat listen tomorrow. I won't be live
I
Won't be live tomorrow
But I will be live the next day and you already know what we're about to do bro
Road tripping with me
dub
T-Banks. Oh
My god, bro. I guess that bro my god, bro
They pledged bro
Maybe by then my hair will grow but my hair, you know, yeah
Car vid car vid coming out probably like a week a week a YouTube video
Party traffic. Not not tomorrow
YouTube video with Leah Holton
out
Probably next week as well, but
Hey, yeah, I love you, bro. Thank you for watching
I am out of here
I'm out of her
Yeah, cutie music there.
W's.
W's.
Poster? I'll post the poster tomorrow.
I'll post it tomorrow.
you