you
oh man wait why did my wait why that why did I ban fosabot wait what the
oh my god I accidentally
Chat, I accidentally banned my butt that works in chat.
Oh my.
I accidentally just banned my butt.
How do you even do that?
Ah, there we go.
Oh my God, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
there we go okay I was like I was like so confused I accidentally banned my bot
bro okay chat how are you guys all doing today I hope you guys are doing
Wonderful
Your ball I will say
We started doing the cameos last night and I am having so much fun
I didn't realize that it was very late chat a
Lot of you guys are asking me to flame your friends and you guys give me like a little bit of details about them
And that is so fun
Do you write a script before your cameos or just free-flow no, I write I write myself a little little script
Nathaniel is hopping on tonight. Hey Panda like that one. So usually how cameos go is
Let's just say you have a birthday you tell me a little bit or anything you you I have a birthday
You want me to do you want you have someone that you want me to flame?
Or just anyone really you give me a little description
and I read the description and I use that description to make like myself a script and then I uh
and then I record it's actually really fun
Half the comments in that op punisher build are mad about the clickbait title really
You would probably have to tell alex that
Uh-oh
Um
I get because it's 85% squirrel girl gameplay.
Okay, anyways, Cole, appreciate a massive nine months, how are you doing, my friend?
Yeah, so they're a lot of fun, they're a lot of fun, and that's, I hope I make people
laugh through those.
Okay, um, let's get the let's get the show on the road shall we chat we got a we're a little late
We got to get into wait what that's actually pretty cool
Swamp
Swamp gaming oh, it's a verified faction. Oh, that's actually pretty cool. I didn't know you could do that
Oh
Very
Can I play quick play a little I mean Luna. Yeah, I don't know why you're asking me you should just
Launch the game and start playing quick play. You don't you don't need my permission
Yeah, a rage appreciate the massive 68 months my friend. I hope you're having a great day
I hope you're having a great day.
Colt Poppy, by the way, for nine months.
Happy, my bald brother, what?
Chad, I'm not bald, bro.
Not bald, bro.
Just one, I don't know how to say it.
Appreciate the massive prime, someone's one, my friend.
Okay, let's see what Alex wants me to do.
Alex gave us a code chat
We are going to look at it.
Oh, let's actually see if this is true.
What's it called?
Rivals rivals meta.
Is it this leaderboard?
Tuzi on a leaderboard characters.
What we're going to look at chat is.
Wait.
Where is he?
That's.
Oh
really
Oh, that's what, okay.
chat we are going to look at this Alex wanted me to go look at the rank one
black cat oh wait AJ3 thank you for all your advice the other day you help me
reach celestial three I gave advice sometimes I don't even know what I did
okay if I gave advice that's I gave advice so a friend's mania
I'm pretty sure the massive two months
Okay
Alex wants us to do a rank one black cat video and we are going to be which is actually very funny
We just watched this guy do
The market rivals at night. We are doing to new key to new key is one above all he's at
Well, that's his rank. I guess in the game. He has a 3.60 KDA. He has a almost
almost 80% win rate.
And this is just one of his accounts,
so he has 21 games played chat.
So, let us go hop into the game
and go do a little spectating, shall we?
Wait, does he only play Black Hat?
Wow, this guy only played Black Hat.
He went 45 and 16,
36 final hits 29 almost 30,000 damage and I've 47% accuracy you guys can see right here behind
chat's head.
Okay, let's look at this.
That is crazy, bro.
I've not seen a black cat pop pop off that hard.
Uh, that, that pal, that ballina.
Is that your name?
I appreciate the massive prime sub welcome welcome also a lot of people have these
long streaks for a long streak.
All right, let's see this chat.
Also, I think we need to get our rank up a little bit as well.
OK, let's see.
Bang, bang.
Let's see what's banned.
So what's banned is going to be Gambit.
Gambit, Loki, Daredevil, Mantis and Ultron.
OK, crosshair check.
Always gonna do a crosshair check. What in the world? Crosshair checked?
Crosshair check?
Okay, let's see this.
How is he better than eating pizza videos from Tim yesterday?
Well, not only is this guy ranked 40 on the top 500 leaderboard,
he's also a professional player.
He's one of the he's actually the highest rank
Like at players um and he also has a very high win rate. I wouldn't trust shit Tim
Chim I was gonna say chin. I wouldn't trust chin bro. You know why?
He only got on this game
To do a spectating video. He doesn't even play this game. He doesn't even know who plays this game
I got you guys. No, I got you guys. I loved him
But I got you guys
I also one of the things I really want to see about black cat and how this person plays it is
How they utilize those items that you could grab through that portal, you know when I'm talking
about chat your f where you have like all these different I cannot tell you all of them on the
top of my head but you have all those abilities that you could buy I really want to see what
this person buys or uses the most I would probably think it's an invisibility or maybe even the
portal yeah the shot so let's let's see
chip Timothy I think they would use a lot a lot more stealth than anything also
use a ship to get out wait what
Wait
That ability radius is one of the most
Crazy radiuses I've ever seen in my life. I guess oh wait wait look at this. Look at this. Oh, oh
There's the claws. Oh
Oh, I did not mean to do a little I chat I did not mean to zoom in there, but I'm
I
Will take a day off when I'm dead. I got a great content for you guys
And also I got to make cameos for you guys. I have been loving the cameos a lot
I thought cameos would be very wholesome like as a way for me to talk to you guys and you know
There was one that was very nice
But I think I had 20 cameos about me flaming the hell out of your friends
Where someone was like hey, man this guy plays spider-man and I need you to tell him that he's dog shit
And I work out dude. It's the funniest things ever bro. So hey, I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it
Veneki though for 300 bits appreciate it. Okay, let's see this
See? Oh, see, you do buy a lot of stealth chat. You do buy a lot of stealth. And then you would also...
Also, what I notice is that I think you would use your right click and then to your left click.
the right-click, left-click combo does a lot of damage to whip. It does a lot of damage.
That's very interesting.
I think you always want to double jump as well because it like makes you harder to hit
Man, I don't have the patience to play. There's a reason why I don't play these melee characters
well. I don't have the patience to do this man. Waiting behind the walls and waiting
for the most like perfect time to show yourself in a fight.
I don't think you're gonna get the kill now.
That sucks.
That sucks though.
I know the pain.
Apparently the really good thing about, sorry the one good thing about countering the
The black cat ult though is, you just gotta run away.
If she dashes on you and you have like a movement ability and you do slightly get away from her
out of her range, her ult does become useless and well, you just can't, she can't do anything
and you just kill her, right chat?
But yeah, I will say I don't have the play style for a lot of these characters.
The melee character is waiting behind a corner, being ready when the team fights,
you go out there and you go fight, kill the enemy team's backline, like I don't
have the patience for that chat.
I like sitting in main behind my tanks who are going to protect me maybe 25% 10% maybe
5% 2% of the time my supports might heal me and I just sit there and I go and I turn
my brain off.
I love that.
You gotta blame the supports, you gotta blame the supports.
If it's not my fault, who's fault is it, support?
One thing I noticed that this person doesn't do though, oh my, Tanuki, what are we doing, bro?
You're better than that. One thing I noticed that this person, uh, Tanuki doesn't do though is, uh, hold down the right click, and I think...
It's the dash, the dash ability. I don't see him using a lot of the dash abilities.
Oh my god, you delete a Captain America. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that Captain
America full health? Wait, he was full health. Oh my god. You do that much damage as Black
Cat? Captain America could even block any of that damage. You just fell over. Oh my
Oh my god!
Oh, he went right into an Elsa, and that was very important.
I guess I'm not so unlucky after all Bro when you jump it's just like in your face
for a way to survive. I don't understand.
Hey, what the heck was that?
I mean it I look clean, but I think the other team did win the fight and he
Well rank is this Tanuki is currently ranked 40 on the top 500 ladder. So what is that what I'm a ball
Yeah, I'm gonna try.
Tanuki is definitely using more of our abilities
with the guy in Shinmukyu, so I gave it a chat.
I got you guys.
Marvel Rivals content, I got you guys.
Best content ever.
I got you guys.
Oh wait, I think he used it right there, actually.
He did use his dash.
to finish off that kill also I don't know if you guys know but when you do that
dash check when you do that dash I think you get eye frames so oh yeah the
Fancy pursuit is what he calls it. Okay, yeah.
Oh my goodness, gracious, man!
Are we gonna watch the rank one black hat? That's what we're doing right now
Yo, love you guys love you to j3. Oh, you're supposed to say love you to j3 first
Then you say to chat j3 always comes for day 3's always first. I'm do although
I need to play more Black Hat. I'll probably play Black Hat with a quick play then I won't see it.
Oh my god, risky.
Wait, I don't get that, though.
Aren't you supposed to be in line of sight of this ability when you throw it?
How does this person...
That person is glowing. How do you... you don't have to be in line of sight?
I thought I had to be in line of sight
Oh
Both support skilled
Oh, oh my god, I knew what he was trying to do. I don't think he was trying to whip
I think he was trying to do the
He was trying to do the the phantom claw thing. Oh
Oh, bro, that was...
And he got that kill, but oh, and then at the end he kind of fell flat there, but ooh.
We're not even... Okay, well, we'll check this again when the round ends, though, chat.
But he is currently 25 and 6, and he has 18 final hits.
His other DPS...
His other DPS is 10 and 5 with 3 final hits and 13,000 damage.
He actually had more damage than his beings.
And also, I don't know what just happened, but I think the other team just C9
These guys are fighting over here these guys are fighting. I mean this I wouldn't even say these guys
It's just a group the group is by himself trying to stay on the cart and the and the
And the door was pushing him off the point
Oh the line of sight attaches the law of the core thing
Is that here a heretics to new key yes
Yes
Okay, let's see this
Okay, so halfway into the game, he's 25 and 6, 18 final hits, he has 14,000 damage, which
has actually more second most on his team, barely almost first place too.
I'm surprised he's not starting starting the like oh he got a little too blood
Hungry right there bro little too little too blood thirsty
Very interesting.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, she's in...
Go in get a kill on your support and get a gun kill on the other team sports and get out. Oh my god, bro. Oh
My god, she is she seems insane bro. I gotta I gotta start playing like this man. I
Think the only good thing I'll be doing on this character's will be double jumping
He's really good at getting a kill and getting out as well.
Oh, that guy just fell over.
You would feed ult charge?
Chat, do I look like a person that would feed games?
Be honest.
Now.
Oh
My god, bro
Nice, smart move, don't chase, don't chase, don't overextend, even though the person was
literally low and that person picked up a health pack, he would've probably died.
But got to the supports, got yield, noice.
Oh, that's also really true, I do not.
We do have a point, Gargoyle.
Yo!
Sayajin?
Appreciate the massive nine months that you're doing.
Not gonna lie, Jay, you cannot do this.
That's not true.
Who do you think taught all these pro players
how to be pro and how to play the game?
Yeah, that's right.
We did, Jack.
Oh, you should try it.
I don't know what kind of chef doesn't try their own cooking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he would have probably ran away.
Well, that's not going to be a fortune.
I like how he uses all of the-
I like how he uses all of the flanks that you possibly could.
Hey, what's the range on that again?
That looks wild.
What's the range on the whip chat?
I forgot, I forgot the rain, I think it's actually, fine.
Only 60 seconds left. I'll never say no to a shield.
You know we make a perfect team. Oh
I hated that what the perfect I wish I wish I could do that. I can't I can't rule my arms
Brrrrrrrr, I can't.
Brrrrrrrrrrrr, I can't.
I know it's the first boardwalk I've seen.
Now, nothing you really could really do there besides just stall the point.
The whole team is already...
dead.
that's rough man
there's no way it ends right here right
The official voice actor for Black Cat also made part jokes in a video.
What?
Oh, we are gonna gamble next month when the regular season comes back from all arrivals.
Oh, that's a good spot. I like how this guy finds these spots.
Oh, you know what Tanuki might be doing that I just realized? Tanuki might actually just
me like practicing black cat for the actual tournaments at the because black
cat will be in next next season jet I mean that next season but next uh next
time they play
Hmm
Most dive pros have been doing that
I can't even have a water.
There's not people moving again.
Oh, that's similar.
Oh, God.
Thank you for making it.
Thank you.
They're learning.
They're throwing to learn a new hero on top.
I wouldn't say they're throwing.
I mean, I wouldn't say they're throwing, bro.
Like, this is not even the end of the game.
This is not even the end of the game, bro.
Look.
27 final hits your phoenix on the other hand has nine final hits with 32,000 damage
They finally started doing a lot of damage, but like bro black cat is
Finishing people off bro
That's crazy
that's that's a lot of damage man
oh dude black it does a lot of damage bro I need a I need to play this
character. If I start playing black cat in my ranked games chat you think it will go well?
Oh yeah see that's what I'm saying. As soon as someone,
As soon as someone uses a movement ability, I do feel like you're all that has does become useless
They they didn't do Tanuki didn't do a bad play
They went on their support on the in the back line
But the support just teleported and then look at that you you you don't have any you don't have your dash
You mean call this the number one black cat if they're learning them they don't even know that
275 HP combo
I'm pretty sure Tanuki is a very very good player considering how um what's he
using on again chat uh the heretics right and the heretics were like but
what place did they come in when the in the second right oh yeah chat I
think he's I think he's well and well off being a really good player
Also, I just want to show you, I just want to let you guys, something, especially as a content creator, when the 275 HP combo, you probably have seen it on TikTok or Twitter or whatever, on like a random training bot in the practice range.
A bot standing still, not attacking, not doing anything, not moving is completely different than a real game chat, okay?
Okay
Nova frost pretty massive prime stuff. I think this guy would would uh, I think this guy will clear anyone
Like if I show you
If I show you I don't know hella. Oh actually
Better one better one if I show you black widow in the practice range, and I'm head-shotting bots for a hundred and
200 damage and I'm like holy shit look how much damage black widow does Jesus
You don't do that and you're not hitting every single headshot in your game, bro
No, you're mostly probably
Playing black widow in your games. You probably don't even have a hand on your mouse or keyboard
You're probably no have a hand on your drink cuz you're vibing bro
Come on chat
No
I
Wait, what do you mean what a time to pause what I do I wasn't even looking at the screen
You've certainly come a long way since the young day created you Adam
Yo Alfredo Alfredo Lopez with the massive prime sub Nova frost with the massive prime and super pops tier three
For 53 months absolutely insane my friend. I appreciate it appreciate it 53 months
That's a long time, bro. You're almost out of year.
Almost out of year.
Oh
Yeah, but I'll dash use your dash use your dash. Okay. I was about to say you have another dash you should use it
oh my bro chat you know what after this I'm learning black hat I'm sorry for any
person who is probably gonna be in my range games but I'm running it down on
black hat
We'll see the sets at the end of the game though.
After his first death he'll go back Bucky.
That's not true.
Booting up my game.
Wait Emily, you want to learn?
Uh, you wanna play quick play for a game or two?
Oh, I'm privy to you guys after this game.
Emily wants to play quick play for a game or two.
Holy shit, bro. That was actually insane how fast that was. I would have lost that. I would have lost that person. I would have been like, I don't know where that person is.
Still got a few lives left!
Just a few seconds!
Oh my god!
That guy, that guy ported right on the cart and he couldn't get on the cart and he lost because he got bodyblocked by the car.
that's actually insane this is this is like some of the this is some of the
highest really you know rated players too but
Tanuki did go 45 elims chat 16 deaths 36 that's actually crazy almost 40 final
36 final hits 29,000 damage
They received 18 and a half thousand damage and the accuracy was a 47%
Compared to the other black cat who was you know doing really good on their team
That their black hat went 42 and 17 with 22 final hits 26,000 damage. So almost 11,000 less damage
14 less final hits and
And they roughly had the same damage blocked, but the other I you guys can see it right here
The other black cat had a 34% accuracy Tanuki had a 47
damn the math is a what did I say ah well sorry was my math off chat I'm sorry three
3,000 difference
All right, three thousand difference. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. I was looking at the 37,000
Oh 29,000. Oh my god. Listen chat. Don't get old bro. Your eyes go bad
Lesson learned there don't get old
That's still a crowd that is that's still a crazy crazy amount of damage. I think Emily wants to play though
Oh, you're good. You're good.
How many games do you want to play?
Huh?
Toby, we could literally win the next game, the first game.
You mean, what do you mean, OK, relax?
We do I do I look like a person that would lose a game?
I
Look like a person that would lose a game
Talking to you. Oh, I was muted. Oh, I'm talking to you
Do you like someone who can lose the game if you choose to yes
You can barely 1v1 a dodo bird
Oh, by the way, you want to tell chat what your new addiction is?
You said you wouldn't like it?
Okay, my new addiction, guys, is pirating and plundering for a booty in Windrow.
And singing Sea Shanties with Jay.
She?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, black cat time.
She loves windrows
Does anyone else in chat play windrows? Oh
Benz he's addicted to it
Yeah, so good. What level are you guys in windrows?
I'm roses fun
Hi Jay, you are my first time?
I don't mind playing.
I've always got something out of it.
30 seconds for your check. Get ready.
You must want to be careful when you swing that giant sword when I'm around.
Why? Afraid I'll shove up your hair extensions?
I just tend to bring bad luck.
Wouldn't want to slice anyone in half, would you?
Hmm
Okay, I'm gonna show you guys how to win this
Oh my god, oh my god, I gotta I gotta warm up on my name chat
Listen, I'm gonna show you guys.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I didn't get healed by my one support player on my team
Yeah, you're you need I hear you talking in your room, but you're not talking
You know, I have my E and see how I can crash in right?
Yes
Like what if I don't want to crack me where I want the long distance? Yeah, I canceled the ability
Oh shit, chat, thanks. I did not know that.
What do you mean chat? I was the one that said that you could get... Hello?
I'm sorry, you were muted.
I have an open mic. I know I wasn't muted.
Ok listen I don't want to beat that guy but I think it's Gg no here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm glad that you're LT now but I'm already dead.
Oh my god, I did it on the uh…
Cunihou?
I dashed and I got frozen.
I die.
Now that's not on me.
That does not on me.
That is what they say.
Oops, I bought the wrong thing.
Can I return my money?
Wait, this might be good.
You're not
Nice!
GG no heals.
I can't, I can't take Mogam for it in my ass.
I'll just game farm.
Game.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
I will suck your ass for a heal.
I'll use some love here.
Um, we have two supply.
Oh, is that what you are?
Glimble stands with you!
Game trap.
Thank you for driving in front of me.
Ah! Ah!
I got you, Rene! I got you!
I latch.
I know, I know.
I am so sorry!
Bro.
I can't tell right now oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can't tell right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come here, Jim, behind you.
You see him? Oh, oh, oh.
And my mid-distance killer.
I was chasing a guy.
I'm going to go to.
I am 8 and 5 on Black Cat popping off!
for me
uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh jay overwatch is calling you uh put it on do not disturb
i'm on marvel right now
yo yo yo what are you doing bro you might be a robot but come on man
Oh
Everyone's dead fine. I went this
Yeah, I I ulted when I saw all you guys died I play my chat
I think we need some more money.
Have you even played her?
I mean, uh, oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, I meant white box is fun.
Niiiice!
Wait, what does my speed do?
Am I dead, huh?
No
And you guys were disrespecting my black hat
Disrespecting watch how many I bet you I got the most finals on two eight eight. I finished off eight guys
uh-huh
jealous chat you guys are jealous bro I'm I'm starting my melee arc I'm I'm
starting off
friend
you'll need I love that when DPS with nice weather support
stands in my way they will be standing much longer what do you mean you like it
when you're DPS oh well before she was cloak and dagger she was black widow and
then they saw that we only had one support so they thought to heal with me
and then they said it was nice playing with you quack I was gonna make a joke
But I think that means a little too nice of a soul for me to make fun of
I was gonna say should I be should I be thanking you for doing your job at healing?
You don't say nice
DPS when I'm DPSing
What kind of tricks you got in that quiver years bub
I got any with adamantine tips. You're gay.
Ooh, you're on tank!
Someone in ass too?
Interesting, interesting.
Wait, is our... is our death pool tank four?
Oh, yeah, he is.
Oh, he's playing cool?
Okay, maybe I don't have to then.
Cause I kinda like playing moon eggs on this map.
Oh, I think I'm dead.
You can solo change from Red Bull that's going to be rough like that.
You can go ahead.
Oops.
I wasted my 20 second cooldown shot by mistake.
W, he could chat as Luna!
Uh, if you kinda like jump in and do something crazy...
Just let me know, and I'll bubble you.
I'm doing something crazy.
I'm giving you a bubble!
Come on!
Oh
I'm dying though. I'm dying. I'm getting I'm getting tossed around for each beat. Oh my god
Oh
No, yeah, I'm just ignoring that guy
You be mean that you be mean Emily and will be mean to you I'm never mean Emily
Thank you!
Thanks!
Gotta get this core into place if you want to save Rocko.
Oh my god!
I'm so uncomfortable ever since 20DN.
Dude, does she not die?
Does she not die?
Bro.
So do you just hook up a part against 4 DPS?
You?
It's a good play babe, just play to have fun.
Well, I'm not having fun if I keep getting kidnapped by Wolverine.
Then...don't play change.
You can play anything you like.
Wolverine's right here right now.
I need you to get that Wolverine.
But I'm not a Wolverine.
Always get back up
Please don't flarking cats from my stream, please
You okay? All right, uh, no.
Huge, huge alright?
Woohoo! Got the guy!
Dude, how do- how do- Bro, why is it when I play Wolverine Chat, I'm hitting people like pool noodles?
When I see other people play Wolverine, they're hitting like-
They actually have like the fucking claws on them.
Well, I can't go group.
He's not great here either.
Good again.
Oh wait, I know.
I got one.
I got one
I
Just don't understand
I don't understand I don't understand
Okay, on the right side, I'm not negative.
Damn, Emily had more- you had more final hits than I did!
Maybe... maybe melee characters are not my calling.
If they don't have any tanks, I don't know if Wolf is a good idea, man.
Oh, I'm sorry for trying to have fun and play a new character that I don't know how
to play in quick play.
I hope the people who lost a quick play game will feel better.
Uh, oh, they took your Wolverine.
Um.
Step me out of the shadows.
Actually?
Okay.
You gotta play for the vibes.
Hell yeah.
There will always be Avengers.
The ones from my world? Well...
Oh my goodness.
Look at this lineup.
This is very divey.
I'm sorry babe. Do you mind if I swap to someone that can dive as well?
What?
Yeah, play whatever you like.
People love your name.
Yeah.
It's because you were playing a tankbuster against Zero Tanks, bro.
Oh my god, thank you for telling me that.
Sorry, I just started playing this game.
I come from Minecraft.
I don't know anything about this game.
I appreciate you, man.
Oh, we got our Adam Warlock now.
Okay.
This guy sounds like the guy that's in my chat right now complaining that I'm trying to have
fun and quick play. This guy's trying to sweat.
I'm gonna block the map with three of them.
Sounds good.
What the heck?
Oh no!
She's one.
What?
Bro, I don't understand sometimes when you headshot after a block.
Stop that vehicle, it's trapped!
Pearl, hitting a torch is a...
You can't hit a headshot on that!
Let's go!
I'm gonna put on my kill.
Ew, Wolverine.
Ew.
Yeah!
Dude, it's so hard to hit a...
I mean, Torch is flying.
Right?
I'm leaving that.
Take care.
That's the thing.
Blong blong, buff them a little.
Oh my god, I'm missing.
Oh!
Oh my god.
I'm going to leave.
I
Gotta leave
W oh mances Adam Warlock heels. I like that
I can't sleep her from here.
Second challenge is over.
This is a period of time.
I feel bad for you.
Jesus Christ, people are so, like, weird on Quick Play.
It's just weird.
You just want attention how am I wanting attention if this guy's crying the whole game
Bro people in quick play are fucking weird
Oh
No
They hit a checkpoint. Now might be the time to stop them.
Ay, ay, ay.
I gotta see this guy's rank after this game chat.
Oh my god, where am I?
Oh, keep running, keep running, I can help you!
I'm all playing because I'm so scared.
Oh, he's typing, he's typing chat, he's typing.
I can't go.
No, no, no, no, no, where the black I can't go.
No, I don't want to die.
Oh, no.
No, I hit the guy!
Mmm.
Ugh.
People who play Quick Play and then cry
that it's Quick Play
or some of the most interesting creatures I have ever seen in my life
watch this I'm gonna upload everyone but the Debbie Downer
You were popping off on Black Widow though.
I'm just making this guy mad.
He did a job.
Oh, shit, I didn't check his rank.
Someone in chat said he was a plat player.
Damn, chat's bad.
We're a top-notch team to win this one.
Okay, Plat, I've been there.
And I do feel like us Plat people
haven't had an ego issue sometimes.
It's like, we're not as new as like bronze,
but we're like also not as self-aware
as like the high-heelful people.
It's a tough spot to be in.
We feel like we know a lot already
You want to throw me animal crossing backline I love it, you know, I'm gonna play
I'm not gonna play this thing.
Throw me, throw me.
Oh, I actually really like Penny on this map.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Is it a, is it a jewelry?
Play Penny if you want.
Nope, I, Penny can't throw.
No!
What are you doing here?
What?
What's up?
You have to stop them from securing the Asian area.
What's up?
Dumb me up, dumb me up.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
maybe wrong way.
Bro, are you doing some challenge?
Yes.
Just back.
Let me bring you again.
I'm doing a challenge right now.
Babe, you need to back up.
I'm going to make it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Throw me, throw me, throw me, throw me, throw me.
Throw me.
No one's better than me.
Hey.
Wait.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Mistakes for me!
You gonna throw me again?
Uh, it's these...
These?
Oh, yeah, they keep... they keep...
I mean, if you keep doing it, you're gonna, like, keep knocking me off of your hand.
Yeah, it's okay.
They'll work on it in, like, training reigns later.
What?
He might have to take these too slow for uh.
I just realized I run.
Oh my god I'm an idiot.
Help!
He's beating me up!
Help!
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
Oh! He's beating me up!
Help!
Wait, oh my god, wait, I can't revive.
Oh my god, chat, chat.
You guys see the vision?
Chat, you guys see the vision?
You keep hitting another button and just keep dropping us. Hit C once, there you go.
Okay, now throw me up.
I am all the way up in the air.
Hey, not over here!
You're throwing me into two tanks at their spawn!
What the?
Up, babe!
Up!
You say up, I hear spawn.
Green don't go down easy
Someone
I look like a kid that's lost looking for their parents and you didn't throw my bad
like a bad penny I just keep coming back the field wait this this year is
actually kind of cool man he's fun wait we're still we're still holding oh
my god yeah we are you've been amazing thing true true throw me throw me throw
me up yeah there we go he's dying I don't even think I kidnapped them okay
five seconds five seconds you could throw me again
Wait
What not this character's bug
I'm gonna swap to Magneto or something.
I'm not doing well.
I feel like I'm driving shit.
And you know, my ship skills are not very good.
I'll have a bubble for you, and two.
Oh, oh, nice!
Pretty sure I went through someone.
I'm coming no one does that to you. I'm here. Nope. Yeah
Get back here. He ran away. He's scared. He's scared
He's running away from me
I'll go bubble for you in one second.
Oh, nice, three!
No no no no no.
I can't get him.
Oh my god!
Here's a...
What?
Oh!
All I said was...
Eugh!
Dude!
She takes the...
She takes no damage!
Bro, she took no damage bro. She took no damage. No no no no no no. Yo hard stuck
bladish with the massive 5. I appreciate it. Yo, with the massive 4 months, tired
sunny with the massive 7 months, not panda by the way, appreciate the massive 200 bits.
Emily is carrying? Listen listen listen. I need the Hulk man. Where's Nathan?
I don't die.
Asdeja for 30 months, Gadoff for 1 month, Leeds for 25 months, Drizzle with massive 7 months.
Appreciate it, appreciate it. Sorry.
Can you grab it when he's holding? Oh, no you can't.
Double for you in 5, 4.
I don't die.
You don't shut the fuck up and get in front of me, got him.
3, 2, 1, 2.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna get it.
Hey, someone, someone.
W!
Good shit!
W!
Tell me what, tell me what.
W!
Good shit, good shit.
My team doesn't know what divers are.
They're playing Thor, Hulk,
They're playing white fox and also black cat
Okay, baby, that was a fun game. I'm so sorry. I don't know how to throw. Oh
You're fine. You're fine. It was fun. What do you want to are you done?
Yeah, you can play with chocolate
You sure yeah
Thank you for for scratching my chocolate chocolate's in a duo already
Oh
Yo, what's up on yeah people people need a people who play this game need to fucking relax bro
Especially quick play man. Listen quick play is for fun
If you want to run 6dps go ahead have some fun, but like bro people are getting like too mad in this game. I
Was playing blood hunt it says right here that you're in a duo
Oh, now he's in the- oh, okay, he's so lowing now. Okay, I'll go play with him.
Um, I just have a quick question, because I think this whole time I've just been playing
Magneto terribly, but am I supposed to get close to my enemies or keep a distance the
whole time?
What do you mean when you're tanking?
Yeah.
if I don't know how to set the tempo when I'm back need oh you know what I mean
you're supposed to take space you can go forward but don't go so far forward
eat where you're gonna die mm-hmm but yeah you can eat your shots are ranged but
if you if you get close to someone you have to hit your shots like perfectly
did you damage sure yeah okay um thank you for the game no problem gg
GG's until next time
Okay chat you guys ready I am ready to go lose my mind and ranked Howard. Did you play ranked yet? So far today?
No
I'm ready to go lose my hair. I'm gonna go pee real quick and I'm ready. Okay
Okay chat, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick and I'm good to go yo highs in for 23 months
Absolutely insane. What do you mean? What hair undead? How you doing? I?
Gotta go
Since you've been gone for the first time, I'm going to give you a little bit of advice.
For the first time
Okay, you guys ready
Let's go lose our brain cells in rank
Usually we can use absolutely our trash, but it's gonna be a lot of fun. So let's get this
I
Games were 5050 enjoy
To see to what happened. Oh
What happened? That's a great question yesterday games were absolutely shit
Damn, bro
Yeah games are games are bad, bro games are I don't know I feel like the weekend the
The gremlins crawl out of their caves and like start like
foaming at the mouth ready to throw some games
Well, like the bad games started on Wednesday
No, bro, the weekend the weekend is horrible
Actually win games on Sunday funny enough Sunday's a good day, but like Thursday Friday Saturday worst worst days
Yeah
Okay, let's get this chat.
Well, I've been just shooting Onks today, so we'll see how my aim's set.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Oh no!
Oh, we have a Spiderman player chat.
We lost our first game of the day.
Wow.
Wild.
Oh, we have a Spider-Man player. We lost our first game of the day. Wow, wild.
Wow, first game of the day, we lost. That's awesome. Hey!
I'm saying this right now. If we lose, I mean, if this guy lost Spider-Man and goes negative in my game, I'm ending my stream, and I'm not playing today.
I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna go have a nice fucking dinner, and I'm not gonna care about more
arrivals today. Okay? This is a promise, Jack. I'm sorry. I just want a good fucking day.
I'm losing my hair, my eyesight's gone, I'm old, my knees crack when I bend over to fucking touch
my toes. I can't. I don't know what I'm allowed to do to you, bro. I can't, bro. I
Spider-Man players piss me off. Actually it was funny enough someone someone gave me a cameo today
Actually last night and they're like hey
Roast the spider-man player for me. Oh, I went fucking off. I I think that was my best cameo
I fucking went off on that guy. Oh
I like a 40 minute run about so
Hmm
No
Hey Emily are you watching my stream?
If you're watching my stream guys, it's all Adam
If you're watching my stream Emily if I lose this game pick out what restaurant you want to go to dinner for
This is all so much better than that.
30 seconds before you attack! Get ready!
I remember you. From Kirisaki Mountain.
You are, aren't you?
Hulk, there's no idea what pretty lady is talking about.
We fought side by side in another lifetime, Harukunari.
I have seen you smash your force.
Look look watch
I'll even
I'll even I'll even flex for this shitty ass spider-man. What?
Watch this guy be a god and I have to apologize
I'm still not taking back my words. I hate spider-man players
I'm gonna go bro, you gotta kill.
He's my go.
He stole my kill.
He stole your kill.
He stole my kill.
He stole your kill.
Oh my god, I gotta explode it.
Maybe I'm gonna explode it.
God, dude, that guy was one HP, man. I can't believe I'm in it.
Looking for tiny E-girl. What the f-
Oh, I'm looking at all.
for some meat
Can't take the DPS out of the DPS player man
I got you. You're dead. Not that kind of.
I got like that.
Help me, help me, help me, help me
I'm done
You gotta, you gotta shoot back, please
I don't know what they have, they're peeking.
I'm not smiling at all.
You can't see it!
That's a good guy.
I can't be seen, I can't be seen somehow.
I'm fine.
Nice.
Shit.
Ahhhh
Are you chillin' on tank though?
The YG name is so chocolate.
Why can't I not spell chocolate?
That's the YG name itself though.
I love chocolate.
I don't even know chocolate, but I don't even know specifically a lumbar.
hmm that that was not as much aura as you think it was me that was that was
that was that was not like I need to know that so that that was not a war a
chat
They're more in blind speed, they're more in blind speed.
Jay gonna have to apologize to the Spider-Man.
I had haste the first round.
No, bro. I'm like LeBron James
We have a better one. We have a better one. We have a better one.
There you can match that to one.
A lot better. A lot better.
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
Oh.
I... I'm...
I gotta say sorry. Who's ace, chat? Who's ace? Who's ace?
who's ace? who? who?
bang!
bang! bang!
oh you kinda just fell over bro
yeah i know man i know
oh well i'm running into the actual wall
oh man
maybe uh...
how about like what?
How you played Fortnite back in the day?
What did he say?
Oh sorry, say it one more time?
I said how you played Fortnite back in the day?
Fortnite? Oh I played like for like a month and I stopped.
Oh damn.
Yeah, I didn't build.
I was just the guy that runs out of the open.
Oh, Fortnite build.
You know what was the same last time?
Okay, follow me bro.
Okay.
PUBG has a massive player count. Very popular in Henning and Asia.
Nice.
PUBG has almost 200 fucking thousand players 900 thousand players and a 24-hour fucking
peak.
PUBG is doing really fucking good right now dude.
PUBG is very popular chat.
It's a very very popular game.
Popular I think with the mobile devices as well because everyone I think anyone has a if anyone has a phone you play PUBG
Yeah, I
Don't know what PUBG is doing right or what they're doing in general, but hey they they they're doing really good
Do you like white chocolate white chocolate is disgusting? It's not even should be it should I even be considered chocolate I
Oh
That's not another L. Take pro. Uh-uh not an L. Take chat. Mr. Zarya. Appreciate the massive 11 months. How you doing my friend?
Apparently phone games are more popular with children out. Well, I mean, I think it would I think it would be I
Feel like
If your kids crying or you need to keep your kids attention on something give them your phone and let them play games
That's what a lot of people do now
Shit my dad gave me his Nokia back in the day so I could play the snake game. Oh, yeah
I think all the 1-6 are out of the room
What is this class yes, uh, you need to put them back in the case bro
And also whoever that's in a chat saying white chocolate is the best is
incorrect because white chocolate is not even chocolate.
Bro when my chat talks most of the time it's wrong anyways.
I don't know where they get it from.
I don't know either.
your ball key you'll need a top-notch team to win this one
hmm that also is in play I mean I think we're fine I guess you're ball see
Ooh, you know what's also really good?
You guys are saying chocolate chocolate this chocolate that but how about chocolate and peanut butter the Reese's cups
If I could
Melt Reese's down and fill my bathtub with it. I would I would take a bath in it
of
the
death of
death
Rocket right here. I can't really shoot at him. Rocket's like on top.
Okay, Luna's completely out on me.
Got Luna!
Oh, I got hit by Jack, man.
I'm not sure about that.
Do we not have ulti?
Okay.
Good question.
There's a rocket out there.
I
You all look bad.
That's a good job talking to you all.
That's a big G.
Goddamn!
I'm gonna die.
Goddamn!
I'm so sorry.
You're up to something.
How do I really want shot?
I
Want chocolate ice cream
free
Yo uncle with the massive fire and gifted on the bitch absolutely my friend
Passive W man appreciate appreciate
You're crazy you're crazy appreciate it
YouTube and gifted five on
I
Do this guy just wasn't died I get him low
You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to do something. I'm going to do this.
I'm ready to put on a show!
Fuckin' fuckin' try to get me. Thank you, Jeff.
Did anyone walk into that window?
Or no?
Oh, thanks, man.
Dang, he's found all.
Where are you going?
Where are you actually going?
I can't hit my turret though, I can't hit my turret though.
I'm in here, I'm in here.
I'm in here.
Get back, get back.
I
Got one
Good fucking deals Jeff
Holy shit nice
Shannon with
And it gives it some as well shanning massive W Benji and uncle Karen the stream today
They're going for the vibes
of
the
death
of
death
of
You're all here.
Nina's run.
I don't know anymore.
Okay, I'm gonna go for you.
That was a really good one.
No, Janna, no!
Nice.
Alright, did you burn it?
Oh, I'm on CP. I'm on CP back. I died.
Oh
Right now
I
Damn portal still up for a little bit though
Time to switch things up
I mean, it's one die and it set me back like 10 seconds.
A.
I think we just stick on Punisher, no?
Because if they're diving, you could just like, keep rolling them a shotgun.
Wait, also, if they're playing Venom, we could just go Invis and just keep pulling them back.
what's up oh shit I thought I was on fucking Punisher whoops I forgot I was
I just got fired today, man. I'm sorry I'm sorry for being
you fired yourself up I shit no I worked for my daddy fired me
you said I quote you were the biggest disgrace I've ever made I don't know
I don't know what he means by that.
No, my dad would never say that.
Oh, you can't break that one? Wow.
I thought you could break them.
They're down and long.
Back up, back up.
I need one of the pods back there.
They're in, they're in, they're in.
There's a nice one.
They're fucking cold, my god, I love it.
Throw him down, throw him down
Wait, he's a tightline
Rock it, rock it, rock it, die!
Drift, dive, drift, dive!
He's a dead...
Die, die, die!
I'm a dead man
I'm back, I'm back
I'm coming, Jeff, I'm coming.
I'll be back in a minute, I'll be back in a minute.
I can handle it again, Jeff.
Yo, they call me Pump 3, bro.
They call me literally pump three.
There's a bug on you.
Okay, there's a bug on you.
Really bro?
That's not a bug in 2028!
Nah bro.
I'm getting my shit cost, chat.
Nah man.
man come on brother
are you ported yeah wait you're alive now aren't you
One at the back one.
Two, one.
Oh my god, you're on that side.
Oh, what the fuck?
All right, chat, I'm gonna go from the back.
Watch this.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Oh, they think I'm done?
They think I'm done?
Whoop!
Oh, shit, wait, I thought that was a fucking walkway.
That's over there.
I haven't get done?
What for then?
I haven't got done yet.
I just got soloed.
Don't get old chat don't get old bro because you start seeing things
Watch this
one
didn't work
That's fine, they used a lot of volts.
That was Syloc, Magneto, Luna...
Metam.
They only have Rocket and uh...
I'm the same story as them.
Okay, I'm glad I came back to try to help my team man. They kept the point I just died
Bruh swap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna swap right now. I'm gonna swap right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm not gonna swap. I don't know why this guy just told me to swap
You must be higher than silver three to talk in my chat and tell me what to do
I'm actually just high.
No, everyone has one.
Oh my god, man.
That's really good.
It's not that bad.
Hey guys, last fight coming up here soon.
They're going to have everything.
They're going to have their...
They're going to shift this whole room.
They don't love it at all.
Oh, they are using everything.
You guys are even.
They're down to support.
Just make sure you don't see nine.
Oh, I gotta help your backline.
That's not good.
I almost have my ult, but I don't think I'm going to be able to live here.
I am very disappointed.
and this person very disappointed very very very very you know what I'm gonna
upvote everyone but that person can't believe it
that is true that is true that's what happens when I have Emily on me
that's true
What you do you think you want to be today?
You know what?
My old achy shock.
My mind is sharper.
No, I'm not uploading that person back.
Oh, also Emily, if you want to try some of your f***ing hands.
wait Emily
Would you happen to possibly want to maybe go get some ice cream later tonight?
Mmm
Wait, what the hell is that? Why are you guys calling me fat?
Bro, I'm not fat. First of all, second of all, who cares if you're fat as long as you're happy
four three two one
get me ahead
perhaps i'll be fine return to my own
oh
Oh shit, Eps.
I'm gonna play fucking Sam.
I'm on me, on me.
I'm on Eps.
Nice people.
That's an area.
I'll just fuck you.
I thought you won't mind.
Oh, we have a lucky nevermind.
I feel like this guy should have his horn.
Oh, they are running that triple support shit.
Oh, okay, I got you.
Yeah
Wait don't shoot me into them. What's the hell man?
Okay, that's good. Okay. Why?
Now I'm getting mad.
Oh, don't cry behind us.
of
the
death of
Oh
Yeah, we might need to avoid that white panther guy
one
of the
one
of
the
one
of
the
one
I'm on a shot!
On the edge!
That's the whole game!
The whole game!
We tried.
Ugh.
This is the second time.
I think we need a second angle.
We didn't.
Didn't we have a second time?
I mean, I thought we did.
I'm gonna be spawned.
I think we need like a shield bank, so we're gonna blast it by the fucking tower zone.
Yo!
I'm not a hero. I'm the Punisher.
Who's ready to go hunting?
Yo!
Wait.
Wait, why was that such a late notification?
Hey, the expression wasn't some motivational advice you would give to anyone.
Anytime, anywhere, anywhere.
Oh my god, how would I give someone a motivational speech anywhere, anytime, anyhow?
That's a great question.
Um, Mark, for 34 months, we've had...
Ooh, man, chat, what's a good...
What's a good motivation in a new situation?
Uh, I only know myself, man, and I barely know that guy.
Um, motivation, motivation, motivation, um...
Hey, man, listen.
Anything anything this this could go for anything when life gets hard
You just got to get harder. I could be anything
saved by the bloodstone gem once again
i'm gonna go back to camp we need to make this
i mean i don't even want to kill them i can't fire back on them
another one
I
Oh shit, I thought I would get more.
The arm hand!
Nice red!
I'm not gonna die!
Again!
By the eye of Agamon!
Ooooohhh
That actually hit us back there.
Ooooohhh
No more there are still monsters on the loose.
Maybe maybe I got maybe I get a void myself chat. What are your thoughts on that?
I am ready to put on a show.
Nice purple.
I'm getting clapped by the Hulk in the back.
Oh
Bloodstones don't go down quite so easy now
Nice
My power swells like a wave
I'm here, dude. No, there was that three minutes left there.
You know.
There's a Panther right there.
Is he?
Maybe not all chasers though.
Alright.
I think we're on fire, man.
Yeah, I give up chasing that guy.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
One at the top.
Oh, look, look, look, look, look.
He's probably gonna...
He's...
One, one, one.
I don't even know what he's doing.
Noooooooooooooooooice.
Oh, shit. Nice.
I'm gonna have to spot him.
What the fuck?
Nice.
I still have one as well.
Every draft, that's all.
There's a hole behind that face here.
My hunt's not over yet.
My time now!
We're doing a 36 seconds silence.
We have way more than enough room to...
There's a fucking monkey here
The force is actually right here
He's out there, he's out there
They got lucky
Alright, I'm out
He needs to have some wine, he's coming down
Oh
Yeah, that guy's bucky old look like my bucky old brow he he just fell over
Noice
If we win, I'll prime Stubb.
We need to win this we need to win this
I do not know if any of the skins are coming back I don't that would be a
question you guys would probably have to ask the devs I'm just a streamer bro I
just play the game
Oh, I'm out of the realm.
Let's go. Let's keep staring.
Ooh, this is not good.
I think that was a good push.
I think that was a good place
How much time do they have?
I'm believing in the full holds Adam Rez reporting for duty
I got this, get this.
I am hiding for res no die very bad
Yeah, but I'm still gonna hide, so.
Okay, I'll come come.
Or I'll probably, no, should I just res for Tempo?
Uh, I don't know.
You could just run, it's gone, Darwin.
Oh, that's...
I'll just fight you.
I'm not gonna run.
Oh, shoot.
I have to res fast though, because our card is right there.
They're getting used to it, so watch out.
I
Could change this in a second
I'm uh the one for a buck
No that was such a good hold out dude we should have done this the first defense
That was a good hold bro. That was a really good fucking hold
That was a really good hold out. So Ardoza appreciate the bastard you prime something friend. How you doing?
Hey, appreciate it, appreciate it. That was a good game, that was a good game man.
Yeah, I'm still avoiding that guy though.
Whoa, cap for little d, okay, that's fine.
Let me know when you're ready.
Yeah, let me.
Mmm, are we almost champion with Punisher? I hope so.
I'm not gonna finish something like that
She'll never eat things Emily loves win-rows, bro
Yeah, thanks for a like that
We mean she plays on her own. Oh never mind
She says win-rows is better than Tarkov two different games three three three
Tarkov Tarkov is Tarkov's fun
actually let's see how yeah how are you going to play that game well I could say
overwatch is fun but I don't play right now oh yeah 24 hour peak 20,000 players
and Tarkov and that's just on steam I haven't played Tarkov in fucking
months chat. I haven't played Tarkov in months man I used to be addicted to that game and I mean
I used to like not stream sometimes just to play that game. That game is hard addictive.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
I'm a Gamma team up.
Those who oppose me shall be left to drown in my wake.
I want the extra bust.
This one is not that bad, pulling people to you?
Yeah, that one's good too, but like, you don't bust as far as the Gamma one.
What is this guy's name?
Infinite ammo. That one was funny.
Oh my god, the infinite ammo. I can't imagine what the infinite ammo would look like now.
You're the shock on either the animal
They should do a game mode where it's like all the Marvel rivals like all the first changes
Dude, I come out with so many great ideas Marvel needs to like hire me
Call it
Yeah, just talk to Dumbledore chief. Oh, you got it like that
Yeah, it's gonna be like who are you again?
We're here to work. Not perform.
I-
Db, db, db, db, db.
I can't let that slide. The battle starts in five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Don't bring back-
Bait and Punish your shotgun.
That was a lot of fun.
Catch the mission area. Got it?
Must be one big spider.
A shield fit for a king.
And I'll make sure that we don't just slay them.
They're a magic. It's warring.
I think Apple. I think I'm dead.
Okay, I'm dropping the gun.
No, no, no, no, I didn't want to fall.
I
PTP
Shit I didn't mean to fall again
Damn it
Oh, I remember that here.
Thank you.
Damn.
What is that?
I can't believe we lost that.
of
I
They're down both supports
I'm
His windrows on console I don't know
Good matters good matters
of
the
fact
of
Shit, that's not what I wanted.
Okay, that was a lot of fun.
I couldn't even touch my character, but they're at a whole duration of my life.
WinRose website the developer stated that WinRose is confirmed only for PC through Steam right now.
Ooh, they might come out later on. It's a beta game though. Ah, shit, I threw mine.
Okay, chef.
21, 21, 21.
It's not like this guy's hiding.
Nice.
Um, they're on Wolverine.
He's up top. He's dropped.
I think I'm gonna stay strong, you gotta show him.
Nice
Check was so four
Look how bendy my fucking fingers are oh my god Jack Jesus Christ. Oh my god
Thank you. Yeah, I think I just got your pass.
I'm getting caught.
Oh, safety mirroring me.
Oh my god, my trees.
Oh, they're on triple support now.
Yeah, they are.
Aw, she's taking every thing.
She gets good eye.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Down the main.
Hope's no TP.
I'm back now.
You guys go forward again. I am walking my kids. I can say I'm walking out
Wow, how did these guys not die all with one fucking health, man?
Don't worry, I know the answer.
I
Can make it
Time to switch things up including which side you're on
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one. I'm not a hero. I'm the Punisher
I
Know what you know what you know what I'll go back to DPS, but they want to do triple
Oh god the one thing I love about this skin and this like fly ability is that he just he just puts his like
Feet in your face shit. What is it? Oh?
God damn dude his crack all it goes all the way up his back look at this
You have to stop them from securing the missionary.
Jeez.
Focus playing far, right?
Oh, that's not good.
Actually, I need to die.
I'm gonna pull.
I'm gonna get off the plane.
I was back.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm dead!
You're dead!
Come on, get him!
Oh my God!
Oh, shit!
Damn bro, I feel like I lived barely on it for a second man.
Okay, that's fair. I was actually really fun. That's huge. Good job.
Got one good shit guys my hunt continues
What do you want what do you want what do you want?
I don't give up so easily.
I'm help
They have no supports, there's only like what, 1 or 2 there?
Yeah, some of them are solid and go.
Solid one.
Nice.
I was kind of scared there, no one was dying in your hole.
Oh, of course there's that, Mag.
Oh, I can't
He lost all of them
Thanks, guys, thanks, guys, thanks, guys, thanks, guys
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Road, Road, no shield
Um, almost
I'm taking kill time
They have a logo.
It's got to go.
Oh nice, you're still...
Follow her.
Follow the one.
They're in business time.
Nice.
We lived in the back line for so fucking long, that was good, that was good, that was good.
We didn't die there, we survived a little bit.
Perk of a second port is so hard to catch.
Yeah, it's pretty tough. I mean, it's a very defensive sided map, I'm pretty sure.
That was a, that was good, that was good.
Yeah, true, true, true, true.
I think I speak for all of chat in the community that they should also bring back resource rumble and add it to comp.
Where does that game run? I don't think I played it before.
Oh
It's a it's a very fun and thrilling game though that I think everyone in the community would live
having competitive
No, I'm not sarcastic everyone in my chat is saying yeah, look at that
I saw was that no was cancer chat do you guys want a million dollars? Yes or no?
Yes
Stop say no you're defeating my point
How y'all doing team everybody good
it. Pretty good. Wait, seven times seven forty nine. Yes. Yes, it is. Yes. Yeah, I should
learn something today. 1440p looking nice. I always stream 1440 40. Do I look sexy chat
at 1440p? Do I look good?
Do I look good?
damn someone said one word and you're tilted I ain't that much about that baby
so no no don't feel the fire don't feel the fire
Fire!
People don't deserve shit man, don't deserve christmas.
Same thing coming to their house.
J3 shoe lifts with the mass of 10 months.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
How you doing my friend?
Okay, wow, so
Yo, Spider-Man, you got a mic?
People are laughing.
You guys are just sad.
Hey, Adam, bro.
You're in it, bro.
Here's your mic.
I don't rest until I return to my world one small
The battle starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
You have to stop them from securing the mission area.
You're dumb, bro.
If we save all timelines, perhaps I can find the same time.
Do you see them?
Give me the right there!
Oh
You're
I dash away, but I
Yeah, I think
Yeah, we got this game chat we got windows the windows like people healers
anyone
this is why you have to hit B chat he is a very important ability in this game
I am ready to put on a show thank you that's all of course then
I
Yo, Luna, you're fucking goading, bro.
Get all.
Nice.
Oh.
That looks like.
I
Don't have any heels
You can hear me
The current score is 0-2-
LUNA!!!
Time to see the current score.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
My opponent is Shalva.
We actually have the real... what do you call it? Yeah, Princess Icy. It's the real fucking luna snail, bruh.
I will bow down to this Luna.
Is getting Celestial worth it or anything past gold?
Well that would probably be a question for yourself.
Do you want to rank up or do you not want to rank up?
Did you finish the PvE or are you kind of over it?
We're on level 70 right now.
I don't want to play the PvE by myself.
I think playing it with friends is a lot better.
Okay, the hell is that Nina doing? She didn't move, she would've been fine.
She moved and made her...
Little gap up.
We can win this though. We can win this.
We have triple DPS. We can't lose this.
Come back, come back.
I don't want to come down.
I'm so worried.
Yeah.
Dude, can you kill the beacon on the left side top left?
Nice.
It's gonna be on the top left, it's better than I can see it, I can't kill it, it's too far.
Here, he's up there, he's up there.
I'll have to be careful.
Alright, I'll hold back, I'll be there.
Okay, that was a horrible thing.
I
There's a reason I don't want to
Cuz that's gonna fucking happen!
I hate being pressured old chat!
You cannot rush perfection!
They're really fucking bad at the game.
Alright, this will be a free dog.
Okay, we're gonna try this. Let's get it.
Hey, just portal, portal, portal, portal.
I'm not gonna hate your spawn.
Alright, let's walk out.
So, let's get walking along.
They tried.
I see nine.
Nice.
Thank you Luna.
Luna!
Everyone else is a baby.
I said it.
Everyone else is a baby.
else is a child Luna Luna to go I am voting wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Where's he at?
Okay, I'm ready.
Aww!
Which you do you think you want to be today?
Hello Jack sorry
Are you guys doing today?
I'm not by yourself that's good and I'm doing absolutely in me
I'm just walking through that whoa whoa whoa what's going on here
what's up what would you say sorry
I said fucking terrible
My neighbor was talking to me, okay.
You know, I've been living here for like almost, what, three years now, four, no, two years,
little over two years and I finally met my neighbor chat because I went outside
today no it's not bad chat it's just that my neighbor and I don't run into
each other a lot
So it's not bad.
My neighbor was like, hey man, yeah, I finally get to see you.
My name is so-and-so and I do this for a living and I'm like, oh, okay, that's cool.
Oh my god, look, it's a, it's a fidget spinner.
and i was like oh yeah i'm g3 uh... i'm chris and i work for
where's the skin from the battle pass
i work as an online mail entertainer
he gave me a weird look
he just
uh...
Yeah, I thought he was coming down the pipe.
I am not being the good hooker that I I always am oh
Oh
They shut me up, okay
Yo SR double oh two pretty much a problem, so you know what I might be late to my stream tomorrow because I think I might need to
Know my lawn chat
Apparently grass can grow very high and it's up to my hips. I've been cutting in about a year and a half
Is this guy playing for KD or is he trying to like, is he fighting?
I'm thinking of DTK here like right here.
I think I have a DTK on my team.
Is he even doing anything on Syla?
I think I think we have TTK on an alt account right now where chat where it's TTK streaming I
Can do it no Emily. I am not having you know listen. I am gonna go outside tomorrow
I'm gonna make sure I'm wearing my booty shorts
And I'm going to mow my lawn tomorrow
We got this
They're all in support
Yeah, I'm gonna be wearing my cut-off jean shorts. Yeah
The one we're like
Yeah, you guys are gonna be jealous Emily's gonna be
Today we fight his allies.
Do not give me reason to alter that arrangement.
We're gonna be out of here.
Thanks for the boost.
All right, we're down for it.
Are you here to strip this ammo for me?
Yeah, Luna.
There's gonna be a stroller somewhere, he has all.
Bro, I hate moving mats, man.
the
death of
They fell out of use to me really.
Okay, I'm gonna help.
Okay.
Two one, two one, two one, two.
Phoenix is one HP on the left!
I think that's a my go.
I
Did your name
Leap warp appreciate the master prime son my friend. How you doing? How you doing?
Hope you having a great weekend, but they still ask upon it
Think they didn't use the man that pops right here
I
Did all on the right
that luna is long
wrong person
fucks fucks fucks fucks
so clean all
I
Just
I think I'm very close death
of
I got him.
He's half.
I got him.
Nice.
You're so cute.
Ah, sucks.
You don't mean that.
unless it probably has time to take a break from the cosmic judgment
to be known today shooting my wall
not a paid chatter bro what are your thoughts I'm putting a butt plug on a
massage gun attachment to help exfoliate my pleasure skin with gender
intensity
What the hell did I just read?
I have to do this game, I need to stuff some meat in my mouth so you can play well without
me.
What?
What is going on today bro?
Why is everyone a little bit a little sus?
Got it!
Get your first attack!
I'd rather make music than do anything else.
What? Right!
Oh, this is Silver 2.
We're so close.
If we win this game, I think we go to Silver 1.
Agreed.
You got to win this now.
Let's go to T.
I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to explode on their back line
Wait, they see me
I want to play here
I am so surprised
I
No, I'm on core do you want more
I
Keep missing the support, but I got the guy that was holding but
We're gonna break the wall sliders, if you agree, boss.
Oh my god, I can't do this, all the downs.
I'm just gonna have all.
I just gotta keep the scores.
I'm taking space.
I
Used your combo though. We have a lot of good old scumming
Did we TP again?
They're going back to our spawn. They're gonna come to you
please
I'm playing I'm fine
if you're fine if you're fine
let's punish you
never to
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
What?
And the flocking hell is going on here man.
Someone!
And I don't know who is tossing my shit.
GG's.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go keep very
It's fun. We got this. Oh wait, you gotta you gotta go eat right? It's fine. It's fine
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'll keep a game. I
Get chat. We're gonna have to go to the next game solo cube. I'm going I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Very evil. Very.
Okay, let's get this
Nice.
Ah, Namor is a very good character, man, Namor is a very good character.
Whenever Jay plays Phoenix, he loses.
Hey, that's not my fault, bro.
That's not my fault.
If you saw what my other team was, if you saw what my teammates were doing, man,
Also, why is my hair always fucked up, man?
Hey, Kimmy.
Say, yeah.
Fine.
from this match. Osamas, what are you saying? What are you
saying? Not someone needs to take Osamas' phone away, bro.
No, not streamer like chat. Do not say like streamer like chat. You guys say some some
of the most outrageous stuff I've ever seen in my life. And I have never said anything
like them noise jacy questionable things all the time I do not also when is this
Oh, there it is.
Bro, might actually win the Freakiest Streamer Award this year.
Hi.
I need you guys to stop, bro.
There are, there are new people probably coming in my chat being like,
oh wow, I see this guy on Twitter, TikTok.
MySpace.
Farmers only.
Let's see how he looks like.
Uh, we'll see what he, you know, what his community is,
and then they're gonna see you guys,
and you guys are gonna scare people off.
Not me.
You guys are gonna scare them off.
Oh
We've all been there bro, we've all been there
Okay, I think this might be better, I think.
Battlefield ready again.
I'll steal a beast of robots.
of
the
Oh shit, at least they ran away and hopped a few ults.
Nice!
Push!
She took no damage, but yeah, she does that Phantom Claw, she does take no damage.
but not
you can see easily flip
Did I really deserve that?
of
five
of
five
I can't believe I didn't even kill that guy.
of
No chance. Watch this. I am angry. Where's my family? Get over here.
Where's my family?
Where's my fin- AHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't know how I lived that long, but you guys are- you support your goatee.
Oh no man.
No, my supports were actually keeping me alive during that whole thing.
That was crazy.
nice I don't know whoever was healing me when I was over there thank you I was
taking on three I was taking on three guys yeah I was crazy I lasted a long
time against three guys I could probably handle at least four maybe five
what was it it was it was the inviz it was shock and punishment it was
someone else I didn't see what
I love this zero gravity stuff when like this thing's going down
Okay, let's get this
No, no, yeah, don't don't start with me like that hidden hidden you know, I love it not
That's not flank castle that's tank castle bro, it was fun
I'm not going to die.
Oh, the other team's dying.
Hey, we're getting big...
Nice, we're getting GG's.
I don't know man I feel like I should avoid someone on that team but I don't know who I
I should avoid it maybe this guy maybe I think this guy this guy give up buddy
didn't hit a single Jeffle oh two for one of void
do I avoid did this person like give up that I think this guy and this guy gave up okay
They're they're gonna they're gonna argue real quick. Okay. Yo, I run shib for eight months
Absolutely insane massive. Oh, you're ready. How you doing shib? I hope you having a great day my friend. I miss us man
I miss us
How's where should that?
J getting an MVP that's a rare sight that is definitely not true, bro. That is definitely not true
Shib man I miss I miss our late night
FaceTime calls when we're laying outside in the moonlight
Kicking our feet up in the air giggling at each other's jokes. What happened to those days, man?
J3 what do you think of flats only wearing gray shirts if he wants to wear gray shirts
let him wear gray shirt is that is him wearing gray shirts affecting your life if the man
wants to wear gray let him wear gray chat
I don't know why you're so obsessed with him
hmm
Oh, yeah, what level was my ch- uh, my Punisher, was he?
No, I just actually don't understand.
I asked the girl on the date and she accepted then the universe decided to talk to me.
Wait, what do you mean?
What happened?
I need a now man. I need to know what happened
What happens if I lock in another GPS chat, what would you think what happens?
It's just
What was the um what was the Korean barbecue place where they filled Miami porn star on me?
um that I appreciate the massive news here ones up um that's coke
that's good
I have to take Emily there she's not been there
Yeah, usually when we eat there though, I can't make it back to the oh, I can't make it back to the bathroom
Yeah
Whoops that was kind of embarrassing
Uh, alright, it's just angle though, push him out of the 2-1-7.
Why did that not tank?
Uh, we'll test this, if this isn't worth it, we'll go tank.
I'm gonna have so much fun against that man.
No eyes
I'm probably dead here.
I
Killed me what I'm
Pating not when you're
Well do it lucky hey another streamer's done it spicy freezing as a prime sub a
Okay, bro, I write full-on scripts for the cameo bro. It is fun as shit
Yeah, I write I write full-blown scripts for the cameo then there are fun
I've been loving the cameos like chat chat bro. I thought the cameos were gonna be wholesome
But most of the time chat just tells me the roast their fucking friend and I it and they're like yeah
Don't hold back roast my friend. He's like a spidey one trick roast the shit out of him a
My it's pretty fun
What?
Yes, uh, strange, right?
Probably, I probably cannot stop him.
Yeah, I don't even know how that hit but okay, okay, yeah
He's up here
Yeah, that's Spider-Man might be in a void man.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't have to.
Yeah. We won't stop until the tapping is stopped.
Oh, I'm a dead shit.
Yeah, Spider-Man players are like, Spider-Man players are, Spider-Man players are big
Void I don't care if they're good or not. I think spider-man players are just a hard-a-boyed team
That's a lot of damage, man. That's a lot of damage.
Yeah, well...
God, T'Natius, Dylan!
We should've asked the Prime Seller about any damage.
It's quite convenient.
We should've asked the Prime Seller about any damage.
Okay, wait, wait, okay. We're gonna...
Oh, what the hell? I'm teleporting.
Yeah, you got both of them all.
There's a venom on one of us.
That's the one right here.
Oh, I see the eye.
I don't know if he's gonna have a bit of a maw or a bad maw
I can dodge
If you wanna dodge an angle, you just get away from me
Yeah, I do
with the amazing spider-man!
Let's get back here!
I tried to dash to the mega and I couldn't get to the wall of this building, I avoid every
Spider-Man, eat him, you're gonna die if you don't have any right.
Every.
Spider-Man.
Every.
Oh yeah, you're actually J.Cree, I thought you were Barbie.
Hellooooo.
Well I swear you sound different though.
I sound like what?
Marvel?
Like a man right?
Yeah, 100%.
Hey Miss Purple, appreciate it, appreciate it, you're too kind, you're too kind, welcome.
So why are you this low?
Take a chicken a king with you?
I cute with that guy like once every like few months.
But uh...
30 seconds before you attack.
You were an eternity.
Bad games this weekend man.
Bad games.
Debert with the massive five gifted subs.
Absolutely insane my friend.
How you doing?
Brooklyn Steve.
But as long as we've still got
one inside of us Buck.
I have a feeling we'll be just fine.
Oh yeah!
Pretty long, I guess.
How does she live that, bro, it makes no sense.
It just makes no sense how the hell does she live that, bro.
I hook her all the way into my...
I hook them only into my team, I uppercut them and then like they just fucking fly away
Dude that that's stupid fucking change that they did to my uppercut is like the worst thing they could do
I hate it. I hate it
Your powers are mine!
That's a fucking man.
One moment, one moment.
Look at him, look at him, look at him.
Yeah, thanks man!
Did you aim at anyone fucking else?
There's three people right now!
Oh!
Oh
So I'm just a force I don't think once I'm high. I look you don't mean he's low. He's low. He's one shot
Me owning this here right now
I'm done
That rope doesn't die
And that's what I'm gonna hold but spider-man has old chat I got a block in the two seconds
Oh okay shit 15 seconds to talk. I think that's what a man has all the
hair for you. Did I actually work? Yeah. Did I actually did push up? Wait I think I pushed
him. Oh my god chat that's insane. Where can you get zero ping? Download yourself into
the server and live inside the server that's how you get zero pain.
Noooo.
Get back to the base.
I'm gonna stop the game.
I got it. I got it.
Okay.
Okay. I'm not bad. I didn't mean to get solo ulted.
Okay.
I didn't mean to get solo ulted.
My bad.
I have 10 deaths chat.
Two of them have been from Maggots.
Two of them have also been from Solo Ult.
Yeah, no, no. I'm not going.
of
You're down to WU.
Oh, fuck.
I
Emily should would be able to help you miss a cool. That's weird
It shouldn't happen like that
I
Missed me to a shot
Hell.
Nice.
At least I hang up so long that by the mag, that's how someone else has to take it.
Best spider-man that grosser day
That guy lives and breathes spider-man he probably sleeps in a spider-man bed every night
of
the
death of
death
of
the
death
Final score 2
GG's
GG
Go
Another
Victory
19 and 19
That guy
might
I mean he died 19 times but he also
has the second most finals of the team
Is that a good thing?
I mean, I just don't like spider-man players so I avoided them
That's it I hate spider-man players chat. It's no the person might be good
I might be a great human being behind that computer. I just hate spider-man players. I don't want a spider-man
of my teeth could be a great individual probably helps out at their local you
know animal shelter but and probably does like food for the homeless and all
that stuff but I just don't like that character and I'm going to avoid you
Sorry.
Hmm.
What are you saving all those units for?
What am I saving all my units for? These?
When they come out with more swimsuit skins this summer.
Gotta make sure I'm stocked up on him.
Now cool, I'm gonna vanish from this match.
Wait, does Namor have a swimsuit skin?
I guess it is?
I really like this skin.
But I use this skin because I like to piss off chat and you guys always complain about
his fingers.
Those who oppose me shall be left to drown.
Those who oppose me shall be left to drown in my wake.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
Who's ready to go hunting?
I feel like there's a lot of tank players lately.
Yo! Big magic for 20 months! Appreciate it, appreciate it!
Yeeeaaah, that's rare.
Are you two to me solo tanking, or to some support duty?
You're gonna be careful man, or you could be you come to monster yourself
Oh
No, that's what I'm saying
Yeah, I don't think I would ever become a support man
Wait, do we win again?
Why do we win Emma?
It's not fun.
Oh, that's not true.
I think a lot of supports in this game are a lot more fun than Ana.
This is my question.
Ana is a cat.
Actually, I can play Ana.
Ana anyway.
Rookie likes to win games.
I
Almost through holy shit that
Okay, I
Yes, cheating.
He's cheating.
Fuck, I can't.
I died.
He's cheating.
Only tanks.
I mean, only tanks support here now.
Only two supports.
You are way.
Oh, um, they're down the run, so I'll just hit the carousel.
You want a punch?
Please let it go.
We can't keep getting run down.
Go off.
I took the hit.
Yeah, we can't keep getting run down.
We can't keep getting run down.
I mean, we're running Angela's death pool again.
Strangely, I love Bucky.
Whoa, whoa, you think death pool tank is bad into that?
No, no, no, there's no tank.
We're just getting stuck in a wall, though.
No, it's not death pool tank.
It's probably fantastic.
It's fine, it's fine.
I can't see there. Wait, is it 3x3? 3x3?
Uh, fan account. I love his bald head.
Oh, I agree.
I don't see...
What are you doing?
I can't argue.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm pretty happy.
Get this fucking piece.
I couldn't but Elsie with the main axe, which...
Yeah, I have my ult.
I have a shield, but my house is not over yet
There's your kills of all my lord
Can you get me a man for playing to a council to Marcy playing with two different teams? That is a great question
You should probably ask
Netties and take you know more arrivals. No, not me. I'm just a streamer guys. I don't know the whole rule
But I'm not the war I have a plate
Marcy
oh shit I hit the group wall bro
hella planking hella planking
this is my real firepower
I can't see you
okay I'm gonna walk
oh shit the wall just planking
oh shit
okay
anyway we got out of here
Oh
Yo, we're getting how do you say fuck?
Mr. Fantastic you play like Punisher that would go hard right now you happen to you happen to dabble with a little bit of that
Oh
I don't think this guy deserve ELO though.
Yeah.
Well, he got here, so...
How did he get here?
That's like my key.
I'm just playing the game.
I came with one guy.
I came with one guy and we run them over.
Yeah, but I don't have a fantastic dive.
I don't want to avoid.
I don't just go next to yeah, just go next to see you next
This is raps I
Think this was my rank up game doing
They're just can I mean yeah, you can switch heroes, bro. It's not a BLC
You don't need to buy a package to switch exactly you don't need to buy you don't need to buy a game
You don't need to have a job to switch captains, bro
I
Doesn't mean shit bro play other characters man
Okay, I mean to be honest with you it is it is type of person that's gonna fucking ruin the game, bro
I mean, I really want to go get ice cream
You know the one of the sports by Loki better
So I really want to go get ice
And look, I rather watch Pane's run, he's probably not like that.
No, we're not, buddy, we need to be on the map.
Hey, JC, you got a county on you?
I don't know, man, maybe.
I don't know, man, maybe my...
I might want to make sure you move on with that.
We got to kill
I think I might do these
Yeah
That's a close kill
Nah bro this Mr. Fantastic is not even fucking
Bro this guy is not even fantastic
He's just Mr.
What the hell am I supposed to do with this
Mr. Where's the fucking fantastic
They're down!
They're not my dealer.
They're down!
This guy's still owning around it.
Go in, go in, go in!
Find her, find her!
I find her.
Zero and a latch!
I'm getting ice cream up with this game.
I'm gonna show you guys how to win this game ready watch this watch the chat
fuck
I can't walk right now.
12 seconds, I got this, I got this.
Oh my god.
Again!
GG.
I think we know we're getting nothing for Christmas bro.
If you guys can learn one thing from this game, don't be a one trick bro.
These people are humans paying taxes.
I
Gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta look at something. I gotta have to be a band of what we hate you, right?
now no
no finished
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
This guy is boosted?
Wait, this guy is hard boosted.
What the fuck?
No, this guy's boosted.
What the fuck?
Who is he killing with?
Nah, there is something fishy there, bro.
There is something fishy there.
Yo, he has a negative win rate, too.
There's no way.
Yeah, there's something fishy.
He went 6 and 20 in one game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, look at his history. He went 6 and 20.
He's playing rockin', bro. He does play support.
Wait, how the hell did he die 20 times? No, he plays support.
Well chocolate it was a lot of fun. I'm gonna go get ice cream. I deserve
I deserve to go get ice cream after that yeah I gotta go do some cameos and
then I gotta mow my lawn tomorrow so I'll probably be on early tomorrow okay
Oh
That's crazy man
GGs man GGs GGs
No variety for the second day in a row I got on pretty late today chat I got on the pretty late
But tomorrow I'm gonna wake up very early. I'm gonna mow my lawn and then I'm probably gonna get on stream very early for you guys
We have been slackin a little bit. We have been slacken. I
But I haven't, I haven't, I haven't mowed my lawn in about like, what year is this, 20,
20, 20, 20, 20, 20, probably like 2017.
Okay chat, I love you guys, I appreciate you all, sorry for the very short stream,
but I appreciate you guys, you guys are all amazing, I will be on longer tomorrow and
the rest of the day is actually, you know what, I should probably take a day off
But now I'll be seeing you guys all tomorrow. I love you guys. I am going to go do some
cameos and
I will be on tomorrow after I do my what do you call it the yard raid flats
Yeah, I'll raid flats right now. I appreciate you guys love you all
Yeah, yeah, man. I got you. I got you. I'm reading flats right now