I
would have.
How was your Christmas?
This is good, at Christmas's old news.
And I asked you that like two days ago.
Now we look forward to the new year and in doing so, some of the streams that I have promised
to do.
I'm going to get you with the late crisp present.
A hard time was by the end of January.
A hard time in January.
It's still December.
And I'm playing it today.
If it's anything like the other M.Dicky games,
wrestling empires of one of my favorite games,
It's definitely in the top 250.
This one's even crazier apparently.
I remember almost almost a 15 years ago.
I remember people playing this game.
This game that has been around for almost two decades.
Now, the one I'm playing hard times 3.
I guess there was a 2.
I think M. Dickie had a website that he released stuff on and
and he re-released it out.
So, hard times 3 is technically just the quintessential hard time.
2 was a bootleg game. It was a mobile game.
but this has been one of the most requested games to play apparently it's crazy so
I'm going to check it out I'm not going to guarantee you I'm going to play this for six to seven hours
I'm going to give this a couple hours and we'll see
So this is one of those games that was like dude, when you can play hard time, when are you going to play this?
I'm like, I don't know, we'll do it now, I'm like I'm not doing it now, I'll do it next week.
And if it's been next week for both three years, so here we are.
I'm so excited I love this game.
I will see, I've gone into it completely blind.
And then after this, if I want to play this for a few hours or a couple hours or whatever
it is, there's other things that I could do today.
Or maybe I'll just, hey, guess what?
I'm going to be live for the very minimum, like 25 minutes, one more time.
I want to hit the even 100.
This is my 99th stream this year.
I don't care if I go alive for literally 5 seconds.
I'm going to get to 100 streams.
I was made aware that I'm like I'm doing it.
All right, here we go.
Turn the stream off and on right now.
is the bird game on the board today, I don't know what that could be like a thousand different games.
I
I'll go. Also, I'm going to be taking more frequent breaks.
I'm not necessarily going to, I don't know, we've talked about putting the ads back on to take breaks with.
But I'm not necessarily doing that today.
In the future, I might actually start doing that again.
The latter in continents? Well, I mean, it's that.
But it is helpful to be forced to get up every hour.
Let's see.
Bird game three, bird game three.
It's called Angry Birds. Oh my god.
All right, hard time three. Let's go. I'm just going to win. We're going in.
Use your first Christmas present.
All right, do I make a prisoner?
I did start it for a second just to make sure I could capture it.
Doesn't matter where I go.
This north block east block south block.
Does this matter?
Can I make my own prisoner?
Yes, I can. How do I do that?
I think I can pick somebody, is it like wrestling empire?
Just pick one?
Okay.
I'll have this guy.
And then, okay, here we go.
Okay, I'll be, what's my name, B?
How about Mr. Crime?
That's a stupid name, I just said whatever.
John Crimnall, but if I'm Mr. Crime, if I couldn't crimes, then it's okay, whatever.
can I add like a thing on top so it's like French or something like Mr. Kremei.
Can I do that? How do I do that?
I'm keeping Mr. Karan moniker.
I can't change any of this.
Okay, cost to him.
Okay. 20 different hairstyles go with the...
Should we bald?
I kind of like this month. I'm not going to lie.
Keep these eyebrows.
all the best
all that I actually I kind of like this one
but we'll see
uh, it I think it's gonna be this one
this reminds me of every other WF wrestler from like
2000 to 2007
variation, so you can have it be the actual half. Extensions. I don't think so.
I'm over the high ponytail. You have to do big deals.
I think the bottom is going to freeze it all together for me.
Hmm.
That's the one for sure.
How about a light shave on there? That looks good. Wait, how about just regular hair cut underneath this?
Yeah, this is like a hair piece. Yeah, I like that.
Okay, what about the color?
True, be like, very red? No.
I don't know, is this how you're going to cut your hair, you know, I actually thought
about doing some crazy.
Let's go with like a gray.
All right, that's it.
All right, so now, is that all I can do with my costume?
All right, here we go, all right, face.
I like that one.
All right, 16 or...
a 16 26 got 27 is as completely jumped up every single other one
a
one way 30 is good to
33 is good half of these a good
I'm staying with this one.
Ah, how about that?
This is a big grey.
How do you make great?
Great!
Oh, Gray is void of color.
Now, that's, that's, that's to jokie.
Now, the way to jokie.
There we go.
Let's green.
good. Okay. What about mask? You can wear a mask. All right, did he just
port every single mask from wrestling empire over here? They're like, well, I have
the assets. I might as well just use them. Oh my god. No, no, no,
now I wear how about glasses you wear a crown the Gandalf had
why would you walk like a weird neck brace I'm gonna wear it I think I'm gonna have a neck brace on the whole thing
This really is just every asset from wrestling empire.
This one's kinda snazzy though.
I think we're going done.
that or where the Gandalf had. Can you take it off eventually? Headshake. Again, I'm a big
jogger. I'm a big chin guy. That's the thing. I'm always going to be the big chin character
creator guy and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I'm annoyed at myself that I do it almost
every time. But there's nothing, and nothing gets me blown that. I like that one too, though,
on a way. I like this one's good, too. Never mind.
Thought, okay, my demeanor is aggressive, or I kind of like the idea of being 5% friendly.
Is that even friendly?
That means you are 95% you don't really care at all.
I think 5% friendly is funny.
Okay.
You can have a baggy body.
Yeah, baggy.
It's fine.
Okay, so how do I wanna wear this?
you can wear a jersey
I like the overalls
I'm gonna, oh wait, wrestling and fire. We're an ad for a different video game. That's funny.
Did I do I have tattoos of this on me?
Is that American flag? Oh god, I'm not even wearing it.
I don't hate that.
I like the football feds.
Oh, that's the under pattern.
Okay, I'm going to put ball pads.
And they're like a waste brace.
What color do I want these?
I like it, something dark.
Blue.
You look swag as hell.
I look like I'm gonna go to go to like a I don't know like a fourth of your life party or like a near-zee party
I just need sparklers in my hands
Yeah, that's fine. Color
I has a bow on it. All right, that's fine
Then chance of chess fees. Yeah, I'm wearing gear. I gotta get my uh, this is like plus four agility on this thing
I if I'm gonna be a wizard.
Okay.
Entrance. What do you mean? Entrance.
An entrance to the prison?
All right, flex the biceps, pop actually, I'm going to my stance, now that we've
this high. Okay, I can change my reputation. 75 and everything. I think I want, I don't care
about my reputation, right? We definitely want more stamina and agility. Is that good?
I think I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do max strength.
I'll do 80% strength.
You probably can get you probably in the, oh, ship.
Did I not get it?
I can change his moves.
This is wrestling empire, but like a different backdrop.
All right, I think we're good.
I do all I really need to do all the moves.
I don't think we're going to do all the moves.
What's the special underhoved DDT? That's fine.
Wait, at least we gotta see the specials, right? What's my-
In the world where every prisoner is a professional wrestler.
That's not bad, I like that one. How about the throat toss?
No.
That's brutal.
I don't even need to say any other move.
Okay.
stats moves costum
said I can change what crime I did what I do that wait I can take my age
okay
That's fine.
Four foot six is too small to break the game.
I've got like five, how about five feet tall?
Gend of the dwarf.
All right, where do I change my crime?
This is my civilian outfit.
I'm going to make this real quick hold on.
That's fine.
Yeah, can I change what my crime is?
I don't think so.
I think I'm ready to go.
All right, I'm ready.
Mr. Cron, this court has seen you accused of bribery.
I've found you guilty, and sentenced you to serve 22 days in prison.
That may not be a long time, but it will be a hard time. You'll be lucky if you survive
Let the judge officer Monaco get this animal out of my sight and everyone will see him here again
Who are all these people?
Okay, I got a hundred dollars
All right, Mr. Crime, that's you. Processed. You're now known as prisoner n-013 and that means you report to cell 13 of the north block between 8 and 20.
Okay, cell 13 through 8 and 20. Don't worry, this place is only as bad as you make it to stay out of trouble and we won't have a problem.
Okay, how do I fix?
Do I just fight people?
Do I want my reputation to be okay though?
Yeah, you can't do that, you can trouble.
Who is clapping?
Why is there a studio audience?
Oh my god, it's gonna shoot that guy.
I'm not gonna be good, I'm gonna be good, I'm gonna be good.
I thought of something you can do to keep yourself busy, Mr. Crime.
Uh-huh.
Could you make sure that Officer Turner gets this revolver by five o'clock tomorrow?
Are you going to even even gun?
You should be able to find him in the police station. He'll know what it's for once he sees it.
Why are you giving this to me?
What?
Watch who you mess with, Mr. Crime.
Sean has my back and he'll break yours.
I don't know how to use this.
Oh, I shot him.
So, touch me unless you want to fight.
Alright, what do I do?
I'm going to get out of the way.
I'm going to put this down.
How I put the gun down?
How do I put down the gun?
I have to get this to the, and what do I have to do?
That just, that guy's jumped off the top rope.
It's not a wrestling game dude.
I gotta get over that.
Okay, this is run.
This is myself right here.
Here, should I put it in the toilet?
I want someone where nobody's going to get it.
How do I use the bathroom?
Um, I wanted to go to the bathroom.
I'm almost halfway dead.
I'm going to piss my pants.
Am I peeing?
No, I'm just pissed.
What am I doing?
How do I pee? I need to deliver the gun downstairs.
You shouldn't be carrying a revolver, Mr. Crayon, put it down before you get in trouble.
I can't get out of here. I can't get out of here. I can't get out of here.
Watch where you're firing. All right, all right, all right, all right.
No, I have to if it's B is pick up gun
Would I have to do it? Is there a quest menu?
Just gotta say rock it launcher
Why what kind of prison is this he's not gonna fire that right?
That's incredibly dangerous. I have a okay if the people have machine guns
guns. You guys thought it was crazy that I had a gun? Are you sure? Go to the station
police station police station. Alright, alright, alright, police station. This one
don't open. I think it's locked. Do I have to get inventory? Okay, this is how you
switch targets. So let's bump a right bumper. You shouldn't be carrying a revolver
in this program for a time before you get into trouble. I'm doing a quest for somebody.
Okay, that's kind of camera turn. A is run and also jump. B is pick up.
X is shoot, so and Y is grab, okay?
Are you telling me not to carry around a revolver while you have the machine gun in your hand?
Okay, I need to put something. Let me look at the map.
Okay, is the shotgun a hospital?
Deliver a revolver to Doug Turner by five o'clock.
This one doesn't open. Maybe it has to be a certain time of day.
Alright, I'm gonna go to the hospital. You see if you're gonna get like a, is it really helping me?
Can I get healed? And if Mr. Crime is wanted for possession.
What do they get this picture of me? What? What are you talking about?
Why can't you get a crossbow?
I need to eat this stuff.
Where were I going to eat it?
I'm going to get the eat.
I'm going to eat the eat.
I'm going to eat the trouble.
It's got to be.
I will see what the judge has to say about this.
What?
This court has convened to hear the case against Mr. Crime.
Why is it a Canadian mounting?
As the arresting officer perhaps you could explain why we're here, Officer Hodge.
Mr. Graham was caught with a revolver which is strictly prohibited for prisoners.
I found that revolver and was on my way to report it, but Officer Hodge grabbed me.
After hearing what you have to say and reviewing the evidence, this court rules in favor of
of Mr. Crime. Thank you. The important thing is that we retrieved the revolve before
any serious harm was done.
He's not happy about that. Okay, so. But now I can't deliver the, I don't have a question
anymore. Let me go back to the left. Can I sleep in my cell?
Okay, it's not fair. This guy is so... Look at this. This guy is storing something. Is it a
The hair dryer?
Does really load the hair dryer like the legs of the machine gun?
I just died!
Did I kill myself with a hair dryer? Did I shoot myself on the head with a hair dryer?
I said that on the end, excuse me.
Oh, no, no, why did that happen?
I'm going to bed.
Okay, let's say you get health.
Oh my god, I'm glad I did that.
You guys can fight out there, I don't care.
Pooch, I think bullshit.
Congratulations on beating that case, Mr. Crime. Officer Hodge didn't have a leg to stand on.
Uh-huh.
Alright, how would the highway make friends?
Can you open this? Can you open this?
I guess I can play the ball.
I'm going to get my ball.
and
I actually pissing in this
you can have a prison baby in this game with an on-screen birth
the officer in Rico is modded from murder
what and what am I supposed to do about that
and I just hear gunshots what am I how do I get out
I have to be in here for an hour.
Huck up everybody else's hour.
That's my ball.
Good at ball.
Give me that ball.
Hey.
Hey over here.
Howdy can I talk?
Hey, at least I am not losing any help.
I'll sleep for like the last 30 minutes.
There is a talk button, you haven't noted it is.
Open!
That guy's, I'm getting that ball back in that guy.
He's stealing property from me.
You have to make gestures at them, okay?
That's my property!
Give that back!
Give me back that baseball Mr. Cramer. I'll show you what it's for.
No, it's mine. It was mine to begin with actually.
Well, I hope it's worth it.
What's your problem? Don't touch me!
That's my ball.
It's always been my ball.
I'm keeping my shit in here.
Okay, so it's a new day.
I kind of understand what's going on.
Do we really cook that? I picked this guy up.
This guy, all right?
Oh, I think that's dead.
I think it's dead, okay, can I?
Oh my god, don't know if I do that one to pick him up.
Am I?
Am I carrying around a guy's dead body, am I?
Okay, you can pick him up.
All right, hey, can we talk?
Do you have anything you want me to do?
I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble firing that.
You go ahead and you do it.
It's not going to be me though.
I do want to see what happens when somebody does that.
This is a flame thrower.
I'm not getting in the trouble today.
I want to go explore.
So let's take a look at the map.
Okay, then I can go to the hall, let me go to the cafe.
That blows a hole in the wall and you can escape.
Really?
I'm wanted for theft now.
I'm supposed to arrest you for theft.
But since I'm so merciful, I could be persuaded to overlook it for $60.
Okay, can I take the $60? Let me go.
Here. Thanks for your generous donation. I can't even remember I was most of a rest of you for.
I don't know where I get out. I have to present break now. I have to present break.
I see only my aggro of the entire, I aggro of the entire prison.
We can get out.
Your time is up, you failed. I do not get arrested for it.
That's the last time I ask you for a favor. Don't expect anything from me.
mouth of stain has been found unconscious and we're recovering in the hospital.
Okay, why do I-all right?
Hahaha.
Does anybody have any information?
I don't know.
I feel like I might have info.
Everybody like stopped on them.
I actually can't believe I'm not in trouble.
I want to go to the hospital though.
Okay.
Put this down, because I stole that.
I don't want anyone to see that I stole that.
Eat this food.
Would you like this orange?
I would have if you didn't throw it at me.
Yes, thank you.
You're welcome to a Mr. Crime. That's what friends are for. All right, Dr. Stanton is a friend of mine. Can I give him a present since stuff?
How do I eat the orange? There you go.
All right, what if I give you this, I'll call it. Oh, I just shook his hand.
the
the state away from the Mr. crime real criminals like me are in here for treason
wait isn't the guy that was recovering in the hospital
and so I bet in the hotel that's what you're looking for
I'm not like safe to be around. I didn't like we can still
handshake and hang out. Is there something you want to say to me Mr. Crime?
Yes, I'd like to be friends. Can you prescribe Payne's killers? For just $16, I can hook you up with
some painkillers that will replenish your health.
It's kind of a lot.
No, I just need some rest, I think.
How do I say no?
That's your choice, but how do you intend to compete with people who are using this stuff?
That's true.
I want to grab the corn.
I don't want to take trouble with someone who's going to take your super-suka.
Hey, take it back.
You're faster than me, Mr. Cron. I don't want to take trouble with you. That's right.
Good fucking around.
I thought you were a real criminal.
You don't want to mess with me.
Okay, now he's gonna watch, now he's gonna start talking shit.
Uh, or not. Okay.
I'm still in need of leave.
What does this guy doing?
Okay, I'm gonna take something, I'm gonna carry this with me. Let's go this way.
I can't go that way, all right, where else can I go?
Station south block, let's go to the south block, forward the courtroom, all right,
south block.
And then going on here, and we've got a quest for me or anything?
What about you?
Spit roast.
Has it got sleeping standing up?
There are too many things happening right now in self-lock.
Wait, this guy wants some con, con, dumb.
You want anything?
Is there something you want to say to me?
Yes.
and what's giving me some rumours?
Would you like this table leg?
All right, I'll take that table leg off your hands.
Thanks for thinking of me, Mr. Crime.
You're welcome.
I'm glad they moved me to cell seven
and off the south of the south block, okay?
We like to switch things up every now and then, so now you're in south too of the south block.
Oh, okay.
So I'm, I'm, I'm way, I get to get my ball.
I love that the Joker isn't here.
Something you want to say to me, Mr. Crime?
Can you protect me?
Got you back, Mr. Crime. I'll go wherever you go for a while. All right.
We have a good backup now.
Should I be friends with the Joker?
Alright, this is the jester.
Some good steak, some good hot dog in the toilet, score.
What who else has like stuff I can just take?
I think I want this.
Yeah, I'll keep the knife.
Wait was that, is that a brick?
What am I doing?
Can I climb out?
Watch the be a whole behind the clock.
Okay, it is a brick. I want it.
Oh, come on, dude.
I
Well, this is what what was it to?
Is it almost I think it's almost time for for lights up, right?
My doing
Is this what people do when they shit?
Come on, Mr. Cron, didn't you hear the buzzer going find something productive to do?
Is it the time to go to bed? That was the go to bed buzzer.
Hey C'mon! Go on!
Wake up Mr. Cron, you can't sleep during the day!
Why not?
no I'm sleeping well if you insist on sleeping then I'll just have to give you a nightmare
okay
sorry I'm staring at you but I've never seen somebody go to the toilet but I'll probably
What's this guy doing?
This guy in the cell with me
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm going to get the fuck out of here, I'm going to get the fuck out of here, I'm
Okay, where am I going to, I have, I will have a key, I have to literally the key to everything.
Oh my god, I'm in the fleece station.
Should I, what, what, what, what are we going to check, crouch?
Am I bad for being in here? Oh fuck, hold on, let me, I think I'll be something I can take, right?
Okay, guys run out, can I, I can run out of the door?
Oh my god, this is not fucking entrance!
Can I have the way? Can I have the way?
What the fuck give me the bike?
Get on the bike!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Holy shit, this is a whole world out here!
What do I do?
I, okay, should I go in the entrance?
No, where, where are the things are there to do?
Studio, cinema.
Arcade and go to, I'm going to go to the arcade.
I'm going to go to the arcade.
Wait, let's go to the bar.
Ah, just smoke a cigarette again.
Did you still keep it?
Let me show you the courtroom.
I just want to smoke a cigarette.
This court is convened to hear the case against Mr. Crime.
As the resting officer perhaps you could explain why we are here, General Genocide.
Mr. Crime has no intention of serving his sentence properly. We caught him trying to escape.
I wasn't trying to escape. I was trying to find my way back to my cell and got lost.
What the fuck is going on?
corroborating this with the testimony of office eventally this quote
wait it was an officer wait what the changes name it was to
crime the only way to escape from prison is to serve your centers I hope you
take this ordeal as a warning so that we never have to see you back here
again. Through the whole system is red. Yeah. I think I'm going to shoot my pants.
Seems it'd be sharing a cell, Mr. Crime. Let's try to get along to make this as easy as possible.
Okay.
should we like talk, I don't know.
Can we be like friends?
Do I just leave on the floor?
Oh, I do sleep on the toilet, so it's fine.
I'm not right, I just leave on the toilet, that's fine.
Wait, I should get some rest, I'm actual rest though.
Alright, let's go. I can't believe it's an entire world out there.
Handcuffs? Is that what they're there? Alright, let me see what else is there,
There's the haul, the hospital.
I'll maybe should go to under the yard.
You can earn money in the cafe.
I can't believe they moved me to self-forve the self-block.
They do that frequently, don't they?
Okay, cafe.
Dension.
Emile Tequila has been released after serving his sentence.
Oh.
Well, why are we doing like a moment of silence?
We wish him the best of luck in the outside world
so that others can follow his example.
Okay.
By the way, escaping from prison,
running over a guy with a bike
and resisting arrest after escaping is worth one day in prison.
I only had one a day was out of the zip.
Can't play the guitar.
You're getting a nice sound out of that guitar, Mr. Crime, keep it up.
My reputation is going to go up to this, right?
Something you want to say to me, Mr. Crime, how about...
No, you're good.
I don't know.
Nevermind.
Stop gesturing to other people then because it says the wrong message.
What are you talking about? I'm playing with the guitar.
You know what fuck you?
Back up.
There, is there still?
How am I getting... I, okay, I'm just gonna... I, I want to, I'm going to, I'm gonna put the guitar,
Eat!
How do I unequip the guitar?
I'm holding too many things.
There we go.
Holy shit, there's so much food in here.
I just saw a desk in the courtroom that that's what you're looking for while I would
be looking for a desk.
With the dumbest thing I've ever heard anybody say, I appreciate the help though.
I'm going to work I'll be fine my support useful Mr. Prime but I need to take care of something on my own
Wait, he's been following me this whole time. He's been following me the whole time
That's right, he was your buddy guard. That's right. I think I'm gonna love love
I'm getting kind of close
Um, and what just happened?
That thing just shattered on me.
You ate too much and you poked. Well, why is this helping?
You're allergic to it.
All right, buddy. Get out of here. Wait, we should talk
Jack union
No, you got I want to talk to you. We should plan something
We gotta fit we gotta figure out to get out of here three of us
I don't think they suit like each other
So yeah, so you're a little less talk. So I do have something I want to say
Can you protect me
12 dollars to protect me
Well, we didn't agree to that until okay, whatever
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh
Let's go to the yard.
You been going fuck around?
Hmm?
Wait, a second, are you serious?
I'm gonna be like every neighborhood dog.
Dig a hole here to go to the other side of the fence.
Why are there horses running around?
Can you ride a horse man?
What the fuck?
Oh, wait, go back in, go back in the hole, go back in, go back in, go back in, wait,
that's the hell I have my eye, took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and she was like, I just
I escaped again. What's in the present. I'm oh mega key again. What else is in here? Oh my god wait is this the doctor's office? Is this his house?
Okay
God damn it
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't want to trouble with someone who's willing to hit me with the weight.
All right, we'll don't tell on me.
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha!
It's really funny I did.
That officer just like killed like three people at the fuck dude.
Instagram is no intention of sort of the incentives if we call them escaping. Well, I
You didn't need legal cartwheel
I was trying to find that actually was accurate. I actually was trying to find my way back to myself and I got lost that is even though I was escaping
I did that's accurate
Yes, thank you very much of course
I dug a hole
I've tried to make a joke to everybody else in the yard.
If Mr. Crime escaped, then he wouldn't be here.
That's it. Unbelievably funny, literal logic of like a four-year-old.
All right. Well, that was crazy. Hold on. I want to go back to the yard. Let me sleep first.
The hole might still just be there.
Where do you guys want?
Where do you want? Get it. Oh, come on.
and
they didn't know that didn't add a single day because I was innocent
I guess I guess we're share an intimate moment together. I guess.
Something you wanted to say to me?
I
Can I join funny business. What does that mean? Is that code for something?
Sorry, you don't have what it takes. Just try to stay out of our business. What the heck? What?
Did I mean nothing to you?
You don't think we can make this work?
She didn't do wake-up.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to break the toilet, I was just trying to get off the bed.
Oh yeah, I got a room.
Oh, what I like to do is that the funny business.
Oh.
How do I fix the toilet?
Okay, there we go.
I'm walking weird now.
I don't know where to Scott.
This got really weird at 10, five seconds.
Gosh, how do I say boom, like, round?
The fuck outta here.
How do I sleep on the ground?
Mr. Creep, no, I'm trying to sleep
And the camera just did us, I've got insane like cinematography
of being a fucking weirdo.
Sleep on the toilet, you cuck.
Fine.
Oh.
This guy, how'd you like to buy this table for $10?
A table piece.
Really?
Oh, I'll gladly accept at least a table for $10.
It was a pleasure doing business with you, letting you know if I, oh, give it to me.
Thank you.
Well, where is it?
Can you open this door?
You can't keep me in here.
If I just harden my hands and muscles,
I'll be able to get out of here.
I think I broke my hand.
Are we cool?
I start to tell you for cool or not.
That does not look cool.
Watch who you mess with Mr. Crime Harry Horn has my back and he'll break yours.
If you punch me that they's five times.
We go.
What do you want?
Think of picture at a last longer.
Get him!
Think he's a Mr. Cram, and I want to trouble with you and spit roast.
That's right. Don't fuck with me.
No, no, oh my god, he's got a bayonet and it was just a whirlwind one.
I got into the yard.
This camera changed the camera.
This is a new judge every single time.
What did I even do wrong?
A man was taunting the infront of the cell and he previously hit me in the face before.
That's not even true, that's absolutely untrue false statement, leading.
The Wardens are always starting fights, they only ever complain when they lose.
Thank you.
That's bullshit.
Bullshit.
the
war and that was the warden
what is he doing
standing inside of the person's body
all shit that's right everybody say
now just locked in here
I'm just gonna think about life for a little bit.
Yeah, we'll just sleep well I don't have to share a salony more that's good I don't get
come out like ever I don't get to come out ever apparently
you
well it's chill
com finally caught up to you mr. crime perhaps now you think twice about your behavior
Who is, okay, that's fine. I'm just meditating. You can see whatever you want. It doesn't hurt me at all.
This can be a dangerous place on your own, but I can shadow you if you pay me eight dollars.
Money is a construct. You can take your made up paper.
lead the way. I'm in here, so come in here and open the cell.
Yeah, I want to go in this cell, so come in this cell.
You have to open the cell, though. It's not enough to see you lose Mr. Crime. This doesn't
end until you pay the ultimate price.
And the person saying that is the guy with a shuff gun in his hands, it's the warden.
And I think he's going to kill me with a crossbow right now, and glad they moved me to
We shall fly above the shelf block.
Good for you.
I'm going to open those doors, Warden.
It's fine, you're going to have that crossbow, you're going to even load it too.
They warden, load the crossbow, have somebody else open the door, will you stand 20
feet back and open them and let me come out to you?
Go ahead, open it.
Since what's such a good friends I need you to do me if I can't move
Your financial situation makes me embarrassed to be seen with you
Well you took my last eight dollars
She's running you better save up ten dollars by four o'clock or it'll cost you a lot more I can't do anything if I'm locked in a cell
What am I supposed to do?
Cell my P to people what do you want me to do?
Well somebody else is coming over here. It's condom again. What's up? I could sell the hat? No, that's my whole identity.
and
I like dig my hands down
wait a minute
no fuck you I'm trying to get out of the bars
can I climb through this
Where am I spying all right we're in lockdown everybody else run away
I guess I'm just gonna sleep again
475 pounds you're not fitting through those bars. That's true
Huh
of
punch your cell door, I was doing that didn't work
hey, well, well, well, that person's shaking, that person's doors shaking. How did they do that?
they do that. It's hard to sleep when you're still so full of energy. Spend
some time to, yeah, but I need to get out. Remember you, you're on a mission to save
10 dollars by 4.
We'll let the out of the money mix.
Oh!
I don't get a kill you, kill you, kill you.
No, don't throw it!
It's fucking back up!
Oh, I don't know how to do it.
That guy's gonna fucking machine. No!
That's the spirit!
Okay, I cartwheeled into it and it opened.
This ground was caught firing across both. That's why oh my god, it's because I shot that guy in the chest of the car. I didn't hurt him
I was able to try to hand in that crossbow when it accidentally went off and
Me
Yeah, we're good. All right doing get out of solitary confinement
Miss crime never would have had a crossbow if you were doing your job officer hogs. That's right
They can
Let's go new lees on life here perverge
How was that?
Uh oh
I'm not going to start shooting, right?
I don't think the Joker should have come.
Uh-huh.
You're in there.
No, don't, I need to make money.
I need to make money, and I need to chill. I can't get any more trouble.
Let's go east block.
There's east, there's food.
Oh, this is bullets.
Looking play with the ball.
Anyone want play?
I failed.
Come on, Mr. Crime, didn't you hear the buzzer?
You need to get back to the south block.
Oh, shit.
the
page-laker
if you go to something good for free
okay
Spit, wish...
Oh, come on!
Where's the Joker? Where's the Joker? Where's the Joker?
This is the guy I'm looking for!
I'm not getting it.
I literally swung at the guy four times the chainsaw and it didn't collect once.
What am I even in here for?
just to crime seems to have a problem with authority and refuses to follow orders.
Office of Hodge is a control for you.
If nothing I do is ever good enough for him.
That's true.
I think it's going to be in my favor again.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just way too heavy handed with it all.
None of us should be in here wasting time
time over such a petty dispute. Hey, that officer told me they would give me $8 and
protect me. We're going to talk about that one, innocent.
All right, I'm going to go to the yard and I'm actually going to do something today.
the
areas of my my opportunity right now I could get rid of the joker
as these two are here these two are in goods
yeah guess what literally one day ago she was making out with me in that cell over there just so you know
I never thought I'd say this, but I have to admit you have made some good points, Mr. Cron, oh!
Now that I understand you're side a little better, I want you to know I don't hold anything against you.
All right, Hodge.
All right.
Let's go.
Don't forget, don't pick a big dog, isn't here.
Don't forget that the big dog is.
Alright, I'm going to the yard.
I have to pee.
Come on!
Why are they shooting me?
You're gonna say peed
I heard you pissed yourself. Yeah, I sure did
I'm gonna get me out of here
Go
Oh shit, reversal!
Stay away from me!
Get away from me!
What the fuck are you doing? Get up!
Who is this military?
Since you need potty training, let me take you somewhere more private, this is going to be in my favor again.
I peed my pants. That's not a crime. It's not a crime to pee your pants.
And this judge is going to understand.
As the arresting officer, why did you arrest me? Because I peed my pants.
I'm just a crime urinated all over the self-block instead of going to the toilet. Okay.
You think I wanted to do that? I was caught short and had nowhere else to go.
Urinating is not a peeing, you print snuck around.
That just is what it is.
Thank you.
We've got some pretty, these judges have been great the last three times.
Needing the toilet isn't a crime. Nobody made this much fuss when you soiled yourself. Yeah, you shoot your pants like a month ago
There we go
All right, I'm going to spend it as much time as I'm not gonna hurt anybody I'm not gonna pee my pants
I mean, but it's supposed to be the pee pants of our crime look
What
You're gonna rest me for paying into the toilet now that unsatisfactory behavior or something. What do you want?
I need to go to sleep
What cell is mine my actual cell I don't remember?
Two I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I
I don't want to be on this horse, I don't like it off.
Maybe I can get out, maybe this much has to get out of here.
Give me out, come on.
Can you jump to fence?
Come on, jump to fence!
Come on! Come on, best safe!
I don't know how to get off the horse though, like honestly, unemronically, don't know how to get off.
I don't know if I can get off the horse, hold on, hold on, I have to do this, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, then this is where we're going.
Get, please horse, get out of the way.
Oh my god.
We good?
I think we're good.
Guys?
We're back, we're fresh.
We're going back.
did we miss the bazooka blast no uh... there was no ammo in the bazooka
i tried to fire at ten times it click click click click he walked away
and i got up
get up
that's your name suspected it was my testimony that got you in trouble for your
in subordination. I'm on hesitate to report you again so watch you back Mr. Crime. Oh.
I have to be. Get on the motorcycle and split better than a bike.
I just- this time I fit my pants. No, put this down. Why are we all cold? I'm killing this guy right now.
All right, one-one-one thing nobody here, one-on-one you versus me, let's go, you want to fuck around?
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up one help me.
Oh my god!
What the fuck is that?
I just didn't want it. The horse run into the way.
But of course run into the way.
Oh my god, what I'm gonna say?
What?
That's the guy. That's the guy.
I'm gonna get a plane. I'm going to fucking make some go.
No, no right at the plane. I'm at the plane.
No, no, no, no. I gotta get on plane.
I can't move. I can't move.
The car is running me over. How do you get run by a parked car?
Oh my god, please. Come on. Come on. It's right there.
Get up and get in the plane and go to his Canada or something. Open!
I can't go up there. I need a key.
Got a hide.
Now, bad camera, bad camera, bad camera.
I need money.
He's got me money sitting around somewhere, right?
You need $25 or $50 to get on the plane.
Oh, come on.
Is it money on the ground anymore?
What would the attack, can I get a chicken on the attack?
Can I make money with the attack?
I got a backpack now.
Do you look crypto scam on the iPad?
Ten seconds.
Alright, let's meet.
Just one of the eyes of a new coin.
Break down a person or a coin.
Get off me!
I promise I won't run bone in 10 seconds.
It's killing me.
Quick, give me the iPad quick.
So, everything in the market sell all guards in.
Uh-oh.
I'm dead.
What the fuck?
I'm not messing around this time, I'm making a huge guy.
We're doing all strength.
Who cares about reputations is meaningless.
and agility.
Bring it out me strong.
That's fine, let's go.
Eight feet tall.
29.
Alright, moves, I want just like a punch in face.
Attack up, hip toss, DDT.
How are bombs good?
There we go, yeah, that. I want just punch in face hard. Running I want spear is good.
Pick up in the down, I want sitting now. We want something insane.
This is getting out.
Yeah, I just put punches.
Headbutt.
Definitely this one too, this one you hold them in the air to taunt them.
That's good too, what about regular punches? I think maybe regular punches are just regular punches.
Okay, that looks good. We need to make a, okay, prisoner up the hair.
Okay, I can't see his hair.
Okay, that's fine.
It's fine.
what's up messier
oh that's fine
that's fine
Okay, now we need to do the body
Should have no shirt on
They've gone no shirt
Why do I sleep?
Um, okay. Well, I guess that's just the way it is.
flesh needs to be none.
I have a green skin now.
This is my skin.
Okay, whatever. I guess he's going to be green.
just making the Hulk that's fine I don't know how to give it to the
uh this part oh here we go the arms that's what is none flesh one here
okay so I gotta fix this then how do I go back to the deep what's the default
to
the
It's a billion closed. That looks good.
I haven't worked for shirts.
I'm ready.
All right, let's move.
the
mission is strong this court of senior accused of
trolling
time to go to prison
find guilty twenty two days in prison
oh my goodness
It falls up and wrong, it makes you sneeze, because that's about to happen.
There's no-
Attention, mixture crime has been found unconscious, and we'll be recovering in the hospital.
Huh?
Why are investigating the incident?
We asked anybody with it where. I thought he was dead.
Okay, well, I'm glad they moved me to sell four.
What's all in my end?
I'm gonna have to say.
You're not on his prisoner's 16.
Okay.
This place is only as bad as you make it.
bad as you make it. Yep yep yep. All right 16's up up top. What are you doing?
Give me that I was at an orange or a peach. I think I'm sharing myself with you
than you better get used to sleeping on the floor. This guy I'm going to kick this shit out of this guy.
first chance I get.
That's like a hidden pizza behind this.
I'm at 99 stats in strength. There would be a huge mistake. By the way, I want this too.
This is the kind of the ocean button right.
Here we go. This is my self-writer. This is mine.
What do you have food? I'll be taking that.
It's up, Hodge.
up. You don't know, badly I want to grab him with the realm of the edge. Okay,
something I can get myself busy. What do you have? I need a phone call. Could you
answer it by 17? Where is the phone? Where's his telephone? Where's the phone?
The office just down here in the main area.
Now you're gonna bag a jewels.
We'll get you to the battery.
that's a huge weapon to get right now
but i'm not gonna i don't want to get trouble
look at her phone down here
he said seventeen right seventeen hundred
I'm trying to eat the thought of an apple.
Can we want to play?
Wanna play catch?
What did he do?
Let's play catch.
What do you want, Dundee?
517.
I don't see if maybe I should go somewhere else.
I don't see you following me where.
The cigarette on the ground.
What the fuck was in that cigarette?!
It's currently fashionable to have hairstyle 11, but unfashionable to have a nervous
break down. Anyone who fails to conform risks harming their popularity? I don't care
what you have to say. Leave me alone. Okay buddy. What is in here?
And they're like gems gems in here?
The hell is going on?
Is there fire?
Where's the, where's there fire?
Okay, maybe the phones in here.
I'm just chilling, I'm not going to fight anybody, and I'll see you phone out
wait right here if I put you out of here.
this is the Phantom of the Opera
This is a Demented piano
Okay, what about this? Oh
Hello
Hello?
What the fuck?
Where's the phone?
Hello?
There's another phone.
Oh, come on.
Hello?
There's four phones. What the fuck dude? I didn't know there are four telephones.
Well, any of them still work.
Shit.
Well, I tried.
I
You don't have one year button. Yeah, I do I just thought it was any phone. I thought it was like that was the phone
I need to eat or something
Cost of dollar eat
Okay, if I, how many times, when am I failed, or whatever, I not, they do tell me the phone next time.
It was at 17. I thought it was any time before 17, like as of 17. I thought I failed it.
It's at 17. Well, I was trolled by chat members.
So, I failed it.
It did say by 17. Well, that's I thought I failed it.
We said you could steal the thumbtacks for myself. I don't know what you're talking about,
because I did not actually pick up any thumbtacks at all.
all right I still have 96 bucks
would you be willing to sell that Q for six dollars a i yes i would absolutely love
to sell you this
take it
go ahead
thank you for doing business
where where i'm positive i'm two bucks positive
I don't like that you're walking over here like that, so I'll cut it up.
Okay, do I get to see my family?
Your time is up, and it looks like you failed to do as I asked.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
If you're not introducing your sentence then we might as well increase it because I didn't
answer your phone call.
You kidding me?
You gave me an extra day on my sentence.
Where's my family?
It's just a bunch of cops in here.
Where is my son?
I'm break the glass.
Who are you visiting right now?
Can you talk to me?
Can we just have a conversation or something through the wall?
going. Some of you want to ask me, yeah, we should be friends. Can you protect me?
I had to ship my pants. I haven't got time to follow you around. I should buy pants in front of
this person. I just came for the finger. Looked her off.
Oh, I apparently, I'm wanting to redecorate, I'm going to stay right here, oh my god!
What happened?
I did not resist.
I stood there.
And again I ship my pants so they started shooting me.
they're going to give me the same lean say that they did before.
Deficated all of the police stations that are going to the toilet, yeah, that is bullshit.
I sat on a old Hershey's bar.
It's been this in Halloween.
I sat right on it.
It was melted and melted all into my underwear.
Then you're going to be kidding me.
All right, what's the verdict here then?
Whatever you need the toy that you should try to find when before it's too late. Thanks a lot, dude
But if you take this ordeal as a warning, so that stop laughing
Okay, I go.
Well, I'm gonna sleep.
Right, this is the guy that's in my cell.
I think I was likely does he didn't talk much as shit earlier?
Do you want to be friends or am I gonna have to beat you up?
No one's even here to see me do this
Hey, do you want this bazooka?
Sorry, I wouldn't know what to do with the bazooka.
I find somebody else to take it.
No, I don't need to shoot that one.
Faster than me, me, sprung. I don't want any trouble with you. Then that's why you don't talk shit when we get in here. Oh
Come on
Oh, officer lock is that you down there each
I have to pee again, I'm just gonna pee too much.
I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
Cock and hell, it's a good show.
You'll be scarred for life.
They'll dug an injured himself in my presence and has no right to blame it on me.
Those bazooka missiles fired themselves.
In fact, it wasn't even in my cell in the first place.
You have any remorse for what you did to build Duggen.
28 days now.
How are you supposed to ever play this game without just going insane every day?
It's too fun to just like poop your pants.
But I'm not even trying to do that.
Hey, thanks for taking care of Bill Duggen.
It's about time somebody taught him a lesson.
All right.
That's right.
Okay, cool.
So should we like, we're okay, we're good.
We're buddies.
Okay, I'm going to fall this guy around and help him do whatever he's doing.
Everybody knows what you did to Bill Duggen.
I'll make sure you suffer the same fate.
See, somebody just walks up to you and says they're going to
the kick the shit out of you. So should I not do if I- is this her? Look, me and you've got to be buddies, right?
Did you know that S.A. Carrera is the most agile prisoner in the city?
I didn't. Why do you even know that? Why do you even tell- why are you telling me that?
I heard you pissed yourself me strong. I'd try to do it in the toilet next at you three.
You're like three or four days late on that, by the way.
get with the program I shit myself last night
I guess that's I'm just saying thumbs down maybe it's right to
okay I did nothing I did nothing I did absolutely nothing I'm not doing I'm not gonna not press any buttons
I didn't do anything. I did nothing. I'm not doing anything. There we go. That's my body.
Get him. Get him. We both can go. We both can get rest again. Get him.
Oh, now you're in fucking big trouble here. You got to be kidding me.
He attacked me.
took his iPad. I was trying to reciprocate the fight. I wasn't trying to steal that tablet.
I was going to be taking back with the longs to me. Oh, that's bad. Just say he punched you in the face.
It's true. Oh my god, this guy is just being paid off everybody.
Well, I'm here for 31 more days, whatever.
Um, am I alright?
We both know that justice was done me strong.
Why don't we put this all behind us and move on?
I don't have control of my character anymore.
I did not pick that.
That will be the last time I didn't pick that.
He has a mind of zone right now. He literally just went crazy and said that.
I did not say that.
I can't believe they moved me to cell 2 of the North Lock.
I'm finally caught up to you me strong perhaps now you think twice about your behavior.
Yeah.
I get, okay, they all have it out for me so bad.
I'm sorry, but I'm taking this and it's just going to be I'm fucking unloading.
I'm not like they won't let me do anything.
I'm I'm taking this and I'm unloading on this guy.
All right, no, he's backing off, he's backing off.
This guy sucks.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Something's happening.
What the fuck?
How the hell did you do?
I'm so damn sure.
Don't think this changes anything. I only saved your life to avoid ruining mine.
Oh, that was the biggest mistake of your whole life.
Biggest mistake of your entire life.
that's
probably back to kill me again that's some diabolical
chaotic evil type shit
that's chaotic evil
and i'm sorry i got to i'm the center telly it
stay focused on him before anything have
bro i just got shot of the chest with the fucking bazooka three times
I'm literally running on the ground.
No, that was mine, that was my soda.
I wouldn't be professional to say,
mad at each other forever, but it's wrong.
You know, you're right.
Let's bury that at it.
Why don't we put it behind us
so that we can both get all of our lives in peace.
I agree.
Yes, we should.
Let's make peace.
No more of this bullshit.
Glad you agree. Thank you.
Everybody can get along. You can have that soda too. I just opened it the seal broke on it so you know it's fresh
Oh my god
He wants to make peace.
Let's make peace, dude.
I can...
I can't see his being friends, but at least we can be peaceful.
You know what? Hey, you got...
You know what? Let's shake hands. You got a shake on it, though.
to
some of you want to say to me
can you prescribe me some pain killers?
Yeah, we should shake hands.
But it's $14. I can hook you up with some
pain killers. I'm going to flesh your health.
He's dead.
He's alive, he's alive, okay. Yes, I've lost some painkillers, please, for $14. I was like a steal.
Oh.
All right.
I'm back in action.
You should have finished the job, me strong, and I won't stop until you're finished.
What are you talking about? You guys all over the place.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a shit on his head.
The shit on!
I'm sorry, I didn't be the shit on his head.
I'm going to get out.
I have to pee in this urinal.
I have to pee in this urinal
Okay, all right, I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out
Get up
I'm taking this with me, because I need it. No, that makes me slow
Okay, I'll wait. What's my strategy? I'm over the fence, right?
What I just do is exit the cave
What the fuck is happening?
Get out!
The entire prison is in her!
Thanks for getting here.
I'm stuck.
Now I still live.
I'm fucking very rare.
Get up!
Run!
Oh fuck, I'm in a toilet.
Get out of the blanket away, there's a part of the part of the part of the part of it.
Do what I get brass knuckles now.
There's a hole right there, there's a hole in the ground.
There we go. Go.
No, I don't want to be in the court house, what are you doing?
Go!
It was a trap. It was a trap. They lived like a League of Legends tomb.
Officer Turner is dead because of you.
I cannot believe they got me with the fake hole in the ground.
somebody literally put like a like a league of legends move that's like a two
that's like all right I'm a
team of put down his fucking trap
officer turn is dead
I may have found officer turn or dead but that doesn't mean that I
thought I have that the crowd of public opinion here is like this guy's
fucked up and he's gathered him
I don't think I'm going to get out of this one.
Yeah.
To be fair, office attorney did try to kill me three times before we squash the beef.
And then he attacks me again, and then I did kill him.
But we did squash the beat before he re-engaged.
Only four more days. Yeah, this game is insane. I and I knew it was gonna be.
I can't believe I shit on his head after I went to soundly a horrible thing to say out loud.
I failed a mission. I don't know. I do know. I was getting arrested for murder at that point. Sorry, man.
Hi reputation. It gives you a chance of winning cases. Oh, okay.
All right. Now we're going to play it as the straight man, right? I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm only going to be calm collected. I'm not going to make any jokes.
just go with most right man here.
I'm going to be sharing a cell.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, me and Boom Town seem to be friends.
That's good.
Get down from there. Don't hurt yourself.
Let me just get through a one full day of not doing anything insane. That's all I'm trying to do.
I'm going to go to the yard.
Man, you just left this here. Okay, I can sneak up.
It's not enough to see you lose. You need to pay the ultimate price. No.
That means I'm going to kill you.
Well, these strong, your time is up, and I look like you failed to do as I asked.
What does Caden want me to do?
Did this guy even give us a mission? I don't remember him doing anything.
Okay, hold on. This is where we got to go. We're out.
I know the front door I get the key.
See ya.
Oh my god.
Is the horse alive?
I love all the NPCs out here are wrestlers.
All right, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
That's fine.
I'm getting out, I'm getting on the bus.
Wrong way.
Get down, get down!
I'm just trying to leave.
Oh my god, we're actually moving.
Sit down!
Hello? Who's driving the bus?
You've had the wheel!
No!
Yeah, I would call somebody too.
people again you can't wake me up I'm a such a dumb such a heavy sleeper
oh take it easy my mobile phone is no match for your light tube
no get off get off get off get I'm gonna get off the bus
it's hot
Eh! Eh!
Got him!
Oh sorry almost died because of you.
Okay you know what this game's like, and the other M. Dickie games were like, this
wrestling empire was like this too.
Imagine if you just constantly had three stars in GTA and even the civilians treat you that way.
It's probably, this probably a mod for GTA and it's like that.
It just feels like the entire game is hostile, even people that just shouldn't be.
It's just total hostility.
Alright, can I make it through one full day without getting arrested?
I'm going to do it.
This is the one right now.
That was a pretty good run though.
the goal to, okay, if you try to escape, let's say you could serve all your
wholesums. If you escape, is it actually to try to get to the airport and get on a plane?
And then I just not have enough money last time.
Just do the quests.
I think I have my reputation is so bad right now, I don't even know if I can.
the
okay
new day
we're gonna just take a little browser on
can't believe they move me neither can I bro it's crazy
that's crazy
that's unbelievable and I didn't move me to
Okay, I'm not, this is bait because you're getting involved, somebody hits a stray punch.
You shit on somebody accidentally and then the whole world collapses.
I'm going to the library.
I'm going to go read a book to make sure that I don't get in any trouble.
See, look.
We both know that justice was done. Why don't we put all this behind us?
That, yes.
That settles it.
They'll let me read.
Oh my god.
I'm just going to read a book.
That's my seat.
Get up before I sit on you.
Okay?
I didn't know the seat was taken.
I will get up absolutely.
I'm so sorry.
You can have back.
I didn't know.
That's right, this throne belongs to the king. You should sit up my feet to show some respect.
Well, I'm not going to do that, but I appreciate the fact that you have your own seat here.
Thanks for taking care of Kenny. Just about time, somebody taught me lesson.
You're welcome, Sharon. Okay, now let me sit down. It's been a very stressful day.
So, as S.A. Carrera is the most agile prisoner in the city.
Mm-hmm.
Good. All right.
Now, let me set it by the visitor, and my lens isn't taken by anybody.
And let me read my book.
My value is the computer, too. That's fine.
It says here it's more comfortable to sleep on a bed than anywhere else.
It makes sense.
To see your scientists are studying people who have superhuman abilities.
Wow, very interesting.
Am I gaining stats?
Here you can aim by standing still before you fire a weapon.
Good to know.
Now I want to read the book.
We're spending the day reading.
Looks like I managed to pull up the file of a civilian by the name of Mike Roman.
Okay.
What do you got?
The 51-year-old stands at 5 feet 6 and weighs 283.
Let's see what kind of stats that is good for.
Nives of reputation, 76 strength, 85% skill,
did you give me his stats?
This was Higio-Rogan.
It's currently fashionable to show male flesh 14,
but not fashionable to have tattoos, okay?
It's currently fashionable to show male flesh 14.
Maybe I should be that.
Look at that was an eventful day.
I think I can learn some things and I'm good.
We should be friends or something.
Something you want to say? Yeah, um, what's be friends?
I don't want to say hello, okay, that's fine, you have to press left, press left is
Does that mean like good?
Left is means like yes
Ow
I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail.
But they're going to start a clean. They're going to die. I'm not going to be my fault. I didn't do anything.
I did absolutely nothing, I've nothing to do any of this, but it's shits heat not
right now, and I mean that both figure to fully end, you know, I didn't touch anybody?
This witness is here to show I didn't.
I didn't touch anything.
I'm just trying to get through one day without hurting anybody.
get the gun no I'm not doing anything actually I'm just hanging out
the library's on fire put it out before it's too late don't put this on me
what do you mean I oh my god I don't know because they're gonna it's gonna be
my fault.
All right, fine. I don't know what to do. How do I put the fire out?
That hurts.
Put it out with the gun. I need a fire extinguisher.
Must have no fire extinguisher in here.
Need to leave?
Need to get a finger?
I don't have time to talk to you, come on.
Just go out and get out of there and eat an orange.
Okay, this is the workshop.
Wouldn't it be great if we could share a sell me strong why don't you join me and sell nine
Does the most agile guy in the prison. Yeah
Perfect
Okay, I'm gonna put out the fire. That's a good Samaritan thing to do, right?
I got it. I'll say it's under control
I can't escape, but I have my voice there, my voice is cool.
Exploded
We're going to do the workshop
They're going to campaign
With Buds, right?
uh... can have the brim
what am i supposed to be doing
remember you're on a mission to put out the fire in the library by twenty one
uh...
when did i get a time limit for that
oh my god
i need a fire station right now
I tried to put it out too, I was gonna utilize the game, maybe I should see, I...
I need fire extension right now, go.
Okay, we good luck, I need a fire extension, sure.
I don't see one anywhere.
Is that one? Yep, right there.
I have to go through the workshop please watch out oh my god is it gotten worse?
actually cannot aim it. I'm trying to- oh thank god. Alright we're good. Oh my god it's
more shit's on fire. Get out of the way I'm trying. Turn the camera, turn, stop
Turn the camera turn the camera turn the camera turn the camera
What the fuck is happening?
It's out. It's shits out.
No stop talking to me stop talking to me
Dude, I can't turn around.
How do I turn around?
As you can't, it's just making me face the direction.
I cannot get up.
I don't, there's no untarget.
Is it both bumpers at the same time?
This is so annoying! I can't!
I cannot on target.
Deephead, up, deephead down, deephead left, deephead right. I, there's no on target button.
I have to be tarp. I have the book in my
Hold left bumper. Oh my god dude, what the fuck?
You have to hold down left bumper for like three seconds.
Can I get it?
Please escort me there.
the bumper. God dude you gotta be kidding me. Well at least I got a book I can read.
Rolling I was rolling around and shooting random people with a fire
Because I couldn't untarget from somebody. Oh, like God. That is so. That is so funny.
Every worse possible way.
Well, me strong. Your time is up. It looks like you failed to do as I asked.
Yeah.
That's fine.
At least now I know how to do that.
If I ever need to untarget somebody, you just hold the button.
Wait, this book is burnt.
No, I gotta go full 24 hours and I'm not doing anything.
What is this?
What is this thing?
Just a leg of a table?
What's up?
Some of you want to say to me, yeah, let's, let's hang out, what even is my?
Can I have that hammer?
You'll never get your hands on my hammer, go find something else.
Plus, left or right for dialogue options.
You
Oh, no.
on
no
Please pass one quest. I
Just tried man. I didn't know that sitting down it was going to make me sleep
I guess I have such low health from working out
Well, at least I have this friend here
It's up
What are you doing?
Come on, Grant, you're not.
Something you want to say, yeah, I want to talk to you.
Okay.
I can't switch dialogue options.
Whoa, would you like to be friends? Do you need some money?
Can I do it? Okay.
Is there anything I can do for you?
I'm expecting an important phone call. Do you think you could answer it by one? Yes.
She's got a sleet from his record.
I'm not going to be a good guy.
make friends with somebody, please. Officer, new berry.
Talk to me.
Yes.
Could you ever forgive me?
Okay, is there anything I can do for you?
Could you deliver an extinguisher to the police station by nine this morning?
Am I allowed in the police station?
Why does he do this every time somebody talks to him?
Wait am I even gonna... I need an extinguisher
What are you doing? I need an extinguisher to bring back to the cell.
I don't see anything in here.
Get down.
No, I need an extinguisher.
very quickly come on there we go okay bring it to the station
okay wait it's not open yet how do I even do this you have to go through
the visitation
how do I get to the where's that
visitors
over here
All right, I have this, can I have a hood or how do I give this to you?
Sit and maybe set it down.
Oh my goodness. Listen, be strong. I'm going to appreciate if you could do me a favor.
Oh, I did it.
Um, could you make sure that Luke answered gets a trophy by 2200 tonight?
I, that's a long time.
All right, self-block.
We're going to get a trophy.
This is one of the yard. Nice work that will get your sentence down to 36 days. Why don't I lose reputation?
And here's a gun, too.
You can let go of the gun now.
Okay. You are like you.
You and me, Fred.
Get back to the West block. Yes, that's for me there.
Yes.
There's a trophy on the ground.
You shouldn't exert yourself that much as early.
Only spend energy you have to spare.
Okay, joker.
The door's gonna open in a second.
Wake up, me strong, you can't sleep during the day.
Alright, I'm getting up.
There's plenty of time to sleep between 20 and 8.
Okay, need a trophy and bring it to self block so it isn't the hallway.
Hope he'll help it in this spot.
There it is.
Okay, self block.
And who is I giving this to?
Luke answer
All right, there's Luke answer
Look at his honor chain. I got something for you. Hey, Luke answer. I was sent by Amy Zola to give you this trophy
After I beat Zola to death with this trophy, I had to give you a taste of it me strong
Was it he didn't like that?
Okay, well, sorry about that. I'm gonna take this key though
Glad they moved me to shell a self lock
He went first place in the jerk contact if you're looking for Leon lock. I saw him in the prison yard
I am not good to good enough
but what is going on over here? What is going on over here? Why is this guy like attached to a chain?
Where have I given this key?
These are not a leash. This is weird. Something you want to say to me, me strong. Yeah,
Yeah, here I take this key.
You want this key?
I wouldn't know what to do with a key.
Are you stupid?
You don't know what to do with a key.
I hate you so much, Hodge. You're the worst.
Sandy Hart.
Okay. I want to gain reputation with somebody.
Who have I not talked to, really?
Okay, let's see if we can get a haily king to hang out with us.
I think the bar is the reputant, they accused me of intercepting the mail, but I didn't
Do it. My legal team is trying to get me out of here.
It's Sandy. Sandy Hart. She walked in. Wait, I need something that has like already a high
with Hayley. She had the biggest bar. Luke Answers bar is kind of big too.
the
one of the
one of the she's
the she's got a higher bars we need to talk we need to be friends and I need to get the full relationship level
Getting?
Not?
Is she?
Oh, excuse me.
Get away from me, I don't want to have...
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
you
to sit in the trouble
okay here we go
okay
um... would you like to see sorry do you have any advice is anything i can do for you
uh...
anything i can do for you
The hall needs to burn, start a fire by 19, or your toast.
How do I start a fire in the hall?
I need to start a fire.
We're going to get a fire.
I need to fly through her.
I need to do it for my queen.
I have to lose eight dollars of the exact moment you've found it, don't you think
as you should give it back.
You know what, I can't do this today. Just get out of here.
What about a cigarette?
Thanks for your help, please accept $17 for your effort, that's pretty sick, there's a flamethrower in the south block.
see one yeah. I got like five minutes to do this. Okay, I gotta start a fire in here, right?
Uh, which I burned, what's wood? There's a lot of wood here at the piano. No, that's an antique.
Um, the pool table. There's too many people around the pool table. All right, everybody move.
I'm shoot the flamethrower.
I think it's our fire.
It's got a tear at it.
It didn't work.
The table exploded.
Tomant plus pick up.
That might work.
Taunt and pick up at the same time.
Now come on, Officer War.
That's right, Officer War, Officer Kill, Officer Murder.
That actually sucks.
Some money I just got.
Well, I didn't do it, and now she hates me, so we're moving on to somebody else to be friends with.
Okay, what are Amy likes us? We just did a mission for Amy.
Who else did he like us?
Oh, office a new berry.
Um, I thought that was him saying that.
Wait, I can still do it.
All right, taunt plus pick up somebody said.
For conspiracy?
All right, I did what you wanted.
I'm ready for my sentencing.
I will drink the canister.
Because I know it is poison, but I don't care.
The principal of my philosophy will show that I knew it was poison and they killed me
Burn more things in there
Isn't enough
Probably shot at me that was like your 70's in
that's a ride
that better have I better have gotten bonus points
Me strong is a no-member of me strong's gang that is really sad that's an insult that's wrapped up as a
that's an in-game the coding insult that's trying to tell me that I have no friends
even the direct code as baked in, I thought the judge just changed.
The one horseman.
What?
The big cut my arm off?
They legitimately took my arm.
Wait, I committed conspiracy with myself, so they cut my hand off.
I'm going to get it back.
Okay, well now what?
I'm going to talk to Harley Quinn.
I lost a hand for Harley Quinn.
that's crazy okay nice shades that guy's a dweeb
alright where's Harley Quinn
cell block
Thanks, me strong. That's why I love you. I hope I can return the favor someday.
Wait, you love me?
Okay. So, should we do some more things? I'd feel like that's a, how do I not have more level up from that?
The bar below the health is sanity, not reputation, oh.
We can't see each other anymore.
Can I do something for you?
So this is my girlfriend?
You're too overweight, okay.
You're too overweight to be a member of funny business.
I need to lose how much weight.
produce your way to
excuse me I need to look three hundred pounds
hey
I'm on my way to the toilet if you want to come um I
we we pissing together what are you uh sure
just follow me and I'll get you the way this is because I've got the bathroom so much that the game's Luigiing me
into a you need to go to the bathroom
someone who's tracking piss
Speed shower.
What is it? Is it where you going drugs? Wait, would you get that? Hold on a second.
Are you doing drugs?
Dude, what have you got there? What is that?
I'm gonna put the skateboard down.
Hey.
Could I have some of that?
Wait, is it bad?
Holy shit, they're doing frogs.
Right in front of the military guy?
Alright, something like a new few. Should I take it?
What am I supposed to be doing? Sorry. Do you have any advice? Can you give me some money? Do you need some money?
Could we be more than friends? Why can't we be friends anymore? Can I join? Can you protect me? Can I have that syringe?
Please, do you take this stuff in my hands seems you need more than I do? Oh, okay?
Is it work?
Bro's nothing left in here.
He took it all, nothing left.
Well, that doesn't floor watermelon.
Okay, well, I could go find my girlfriend.
I think I can go to the hospital. How much is it to replace a limb? Oh, there you are
How you done?
the
are you sure that's standing on the bottom that feels like that's a relationship are
do you know the rock busters the most popular prisoner in the city right
Why are you telling me that?
Yeah, something you want to say.
If you're trying to make you jealous, dude.
Uh-oh.
Here's a money.
Can I join?
I need to lose a, can I lose 300 pounds?
How do you lose 300 pounds?
I need a lifestyle change.
Do you know you can use tissue if you can't make it to a toilet?
Really?
That's actually good advice.
Okay, well, I need to talk to the doctor.
Oh my god, I just punched her in the face. I'm so sorry.
I need my limb replaced.
Would you like this medical kit since you need it?
Yes, hey, thanks, Scott.
You welcome.
That's what friends are, that's what friends are for.
All right?
Hello, yeah.
All right, I'm going to talk to you.
Can you restore my hand?
Do you think it's worth paying 22 dollars for the surgery? It's all the money I have, but I'm going to do it.
You'd be even better than you were before.
Strank is back good
Perfect okay now I need to be I need to be 75 puns where she's breaking up with me. That's crazy. That's crazy
I don't like it's physically possible
Go play basketball. It's not gonna. I'm not gonna lose 450 pounds in an hour.
She's following you.
What is she doing?
What is going on right now?
She is following me.
Well, I got my arm back.
Whoa!
Whoa, dude, that now you're an emission to reduce your weight to 74 pounds. It's impossible to do. You're a doctor. You should know that.
You want to, you want to explain what you're doing here, dude?
I can't lose why can't my character's 500 pounds.
I mean, lose weight.
Yeah, go pump iron. Sure. I'm gonna time to lose one pound and delete all my health bar.
Give me that dumbbell.
Everything that have you. Oh, wait. I can't play basketball.
What if I get a shot? I'm gonna try it.
Okay, right?
I have to get this like 50 times now.
What are you looking for?
I just want to read.
You are a smooch.
This is the only, I agree.
I'm haunted for a week.
I have things sex.
What are you talking about?
Um...
I'm sure that's a brand new one.
She's red to the wall.
Okay, so we have to take care of it.
Quickly, where is it?
Apparently, I just had sex with Harley Quinn out in prison yard, that's a sentence.
Um, apparently, you can't apparently.
Don't worry, I'm be strong.
I'll take care of office of Bentley for you.
Did our rule of let me check you somewhere, well private.
But we're both in here.
As you read, what happened?
Measuram was caught kissing Haley King, which is strictly prohibited in prison.
Wait.
having sex. I was simply greeting one of my friends and then they
often bent like, rave me. We were kissing.
It's not supposed to be a dating service.
Let's see how like being chained to office or Bentley because I can't be trusted to roam free.
This guy's dead.
You're not locked up in here with me.
You're unlocked. You're unlocked up and you're dead!
I trust yours sick of being tied to me as I am of you so let's never do this again
Oh
Okay
Well that worked
I need some food
I
didn't lose enough weights. All I couldn't lose 430 pounds in a day.
Oh, I have to go to the board with myself. What's that on my end?
What are you doing in my cell? You're supposed to be in cell nine. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going.
is it the toilet to talk to you now, ways of my stomach, why is there a door not closed?
her follow you and escape together.
You could try that, but I don't want to get her killed.
The only friend I have.
Easy.
Well, me strong, your time is up and looks like you failed to do as I asked.
know as impossible. Wait what? You're trying your best. You haven't
done six o'clock tomorrow. You can't keep adding time.
I was intentional that was intentional I don't we how do we do that again
I wonder if you can follow me.
You need to go exercise, it's not, it's not gonna work.
It is not gonna work.
You don't even try it?
Okay, I will go lift weights and lose one pound.
Edit your character in the main menu.
Huh?
How do I do that?
I don't think I can find a hair dryer. Oh, good call hair dryer. What's wrong with?
What is a they're shot me for no reason why is he shooting me? So many of my plans going on? Why did he
shoot me for no reason.
All right, hairdryer, come on.
I have time.
Dude, was it here, Dr. I when you knew one?
I think all you can add it in the menu is here and close.
Check the bathtub.
The bathroom, maybe?
Did you fail the quest already? Should you give me Tilt a Moro?
But I mean I think it is literally impossible.
I don't think you can edit your prisoner in the main menu.
I can start a new game, which, okay, if I start a new game with a new character and I edit this one too,
I think it's going to fail it go to the hospital you can get liposuction I've
zeroed all of it.
Interact with the closet and you can do it there.
You said you could steal that orange from myself how would you know I took an orange
from you?
Dude, it's got spies everywhere.
You find a lot of doors are closed if you don't have enough credit.
Can I have some money? I'm asking a random person for money.
you yeah can I have some money can you give me some money sorry I can't
spare any cash right now you've been a work for it like everybody else something
will do it
Might as well just go have sex with your girlfriend.
I mean you have a gun that's crazy but do you have any money?
Can I please borrow some?
Please, please ask the girlfriend from money where is she?
The Joker might have a bunch of money, that's true.
a self-block?
What in the...
I'm in my first day in prison too.
It's a rough dude.
Where is she?
I've not seen her at all.
Okay, it's time, that's self defense now, you know what I'm saying?
Like that's fucking ridiculous.
It's up dude.
I hit you hit me when I hit the ground.
Uh-huh.
Leave me alone. Stop! Leave me alone!
They just killed me.
Oh, your spirit seems low. Look after your mental health before your snap.
Yeah, let me look after my mental health. My physical health is really not great right now.
Listen, after what happened, I realized none of this is worth dying for.
Put this all behind us. You are fucking dead, dude.
This guy, as long as you stay in this room. It's time for a fucking person. Barbecue.
How do I aim?
Without me lost you, these strong-try to look after yourself in the future.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if I can take from Officer Fuckin' Dweeb.
Well, am I my peeing like a dog?
Oh, it's empty.
This is empty too.
Do you guys leave anything for the rest of us, please?
Where is Harley Quinn?
Why am I so slow?
You're dying bro, go to the hospital. I'm all right.
Ah, huh, what I do?
My slept in somebody else's bed?
If it's that fucking deweeb I swear to god, it's my god!
What did I do?
I didn't get in trouble for anything.
They shot at you more than Mr. Crime.
Me strong seems to have a problem with authority and it doesn't follow orders, what was the order?
Oh, you know, I'd love to sleep until I slept too early.
We're having a sleep, a succulent, Chinese sleep.
That was a good one.
Thank you finally. It's the first time it's happened and we're like six arrests.
All right. I'm getting my revenge eventually.
But that's not today.
Get your hand off of my penis.
the
m. character is huge
it's funny but it's all so kind of unfortunate as he takes up so much of work
the way I got a friend out
Well I appreciate that.
What if you could he love me out?
Can I have that handgun?
No.
I thought that was our kissing.
the
one of the strong didn't hear the buzzer
all right where is Harley Quinn
actually genuinely confused I've seen her in she still in prison
go sad if it turns out she got out.
Did she actually get let out?
No way.
Good, wouldn't it say if she got out?
They're there now, it's the departures they have to do.
I think it was getting unlucky.
There she is.
Well, me throwing your time is up and I look, yeah, I failed.
I'm just going to be too fat.
That's too bad.
No!
Do you see that I'm eight feet tall?
Do you not understand that I'm over eight feet tall?
She just kicked me.
They're beating me up.
I'm too big.
I'm a big person.
I'm sorry.
I'm eight feet tall.
500 pounds.
What am I supposed to do?
I know what I'm doing.
It's the GLC arc incoming watches.
time is a fucking the gym. I'm dropping down to like a clean 200 I'm okay
Here's where, yep, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna bring it back to the cell,
and I'm gonna just sleep and do this every single day
and sleep and do this every single day.
I have to be sneaky about sleeping though.
This is not my cell, but I'm gonna find a cell that's empty.
And if I can get a nap in right here.
I don't see any officers.
Okay.
Can you go to the map of the hospital?
Can I?
You can sleep on a toilet.
You know, maybe I can't lay down in the hospital.
Oh my god, are you all right?
Who is this guy? Officer, are you good?
HP.
This is a hair dryer.
I think I get an app in here.
All right, Todd's app, they get a whole bunch of shit going on down there.
I can sleep.
Where's the camera?
Sleep, first I can come on, while they're doing another commotion, please.
Okay, get up.
How did I gain five pounds?
I was five, 40.
This is not the way to lose weight, do I have to do cardio or something?
There's a heavy bag, I think, outside, do I have to escape?
Doing the gymnastics is the best way, so if I'd do cartwheels everywhere, I should
If I did it'll happen.
It's in the yard.
Let me check the yard.
Try to hit 1,000 pounds. Don't go back down. Oh my god, dude. Are you kidding me?
I'm, um,
Drow?
What the fuck are you doing?
Wait, this is my friend.
grumpy. Listen to these drawings, since we're such good friends I need to do me a favor.
Your financial situation makes me embarrassed to be seen with you.
You better save up 15 dollars by 16 o'clock or your friend. This guy has got to go. I think I'll
I'm going to have to kill this guy.
I'm going to have to either go to kill this guy.
No, he's a sad on him
He's crashing out dude this guy's been crashing out of me for the entire game
This I just bought a dog. You think no you're not getting away. I'm sorry what a little piece of shit
That okay, I walked in here and that guy unloaded I'll take no no no no no fight your own battle sharing ground in our cool
How could you do this to me, don't come try to me where you need help, share it, run, you're gonna kill me!
Yeah, I know, I owe somebody 15 bucks, fucking stop!
This is for Grundy!
What's your problem?
I should have finished the job.
Get him off me, Sharon.
Help.
I'm tougher than you.
Where are the police?
Help me, Sharon.
How the hell should I need help?
Free me quick, shards, free me, banana.
Find a banana somewhere in the end and get it to me.
Where are you? You got that fuck up!
I'm going to go.
It's not time to use a computer.
What did this face hurt?
Why do I look like a guilty dog that got into the trash?
I got a D. Agro. I got a D. Agro.
They locked it.
I'm just trying to do the aggro all over that gas I don't know that I guess he's dead
I'm just trying to get to the hospital to kill the guy.
Ah, damn it.
All right, let me go pee, let me take a break.
This next person I'm making is going to be the most law abiding.
I'm going to make the ultimate dark.
That doesn't do anything.
There's always telling on people.
is always doing the right thing. I'm gonna be a good boy. Good boy Gary or something. Good boy Greg.
I'm gonna be Greg good boy. That's the scary thing coming up.
I'm very bad.
Okay, I'm back, all right, so who do we want to,
with place.
I don't have this guy.
All right, everybody wants you to be so small.
I'm going to have a really good reputation. I don't need to be strong at all.
We can be totally weak. We'll use our brain.
what a skill directly
corroborate with what does it mean
Well, avoid the conflict with do max rep, the lower is attitude.
I'll do 95 stamina, I don't know why I want at least 90% reputation.
and
should as max it out
85 skill
91% stamina
and i am just going to be the ultimate good boy
Okay, goodist, goodist boy.
It's right and possible to be under 74 pounds.
Look at this.
what you can pick.
Okay.
That's fine, I like it.
That's good.
This one's actually fine.
That's so festive strong.
I'm
Don't have these like it actors
Oh, that's good. All right, male one
1, 1, 1, 1, 3.
7's good too though.
I think if I have to be 9, look at this.
Yep.
No, no, maybe classes.
Oh no, I-waited glasses.
Now, definitely that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, what would the-
What would the Buddhist boy wear?
It is big glasses.
Okay.
and he's being a suit with a color
I would bow
the
Like big bright blue
Just put him in all in white
Mr Angel. Okay. Yeah, that's definitely like a bright white suit
That's so awful to look at though
Okay
and
now no gloves
We need a better shirt than that.
That's better.
Both is lazy looking though. I need something better under.
of
I couldn't.
a
light jeans
Yeah, 100% yes
Perfect, okay, there it is. There's Mr. Good boy. What are his name is?
I don't need to be like a slap, yeah, slap.
Big boot, no.
The shoved. That's pretty good.
super kick. Good, the stop is going to be punch, big crush will be frog splash. Running
crush will be double-stop. Okay. He's ready. Go to spoil this court has seen
you're accused of ruining Disney. 29 days.
Alright, you know the drill. I'm going to only be good when never going to do anything
that. Is that the lawyers that me? Attention, me strong has been found dead. His death
is thought to be a related to dispute with Julie Hines, who is now wanted for questioning.
I thought my hands were pink. I thought it was a white. Okay, whatever, whatever. I'm Mr. Good Boy.
Hello there. Hi. Hello fellow, President. All right, good boy. That's you, Processed. You're in Prisoner 8. Excellent.
And could I just say Officer, it has been a pleasure to have you been arrested by you.
8 and 20? Absolutely, I will make sure I'm in that cell-up between 8 and 20.
I'll make sure to stand a trouble. Don't worry about me.
Oh, what's on the ground here? Oh, I think that may have been somebody's fecal matter.
That's okay. I can just wash my hands. Look at his picture down here. Oh, that's a beautiful picture. Let me re-hang it
Don't look like that. I couldn't find the command strip that I could have put on there. Hello neighbor. How are you?
Oh, you see, you drop a key here.
Let me put that every return that back to the blaze station where it belongs.
Ah, boy, these stairs.
I'll hold a lot of steps in this one.
the
chase you can win to just go up the first few
hello cameras hi how are you
gas for turning something lost in found
oh hello there yeah that's a great painting
Something you want to say to me goodest
Well, I
Do have any advice
Do you can adjust the camera with the deep pad?
That's not really blocking very much. Oh
I did not know about the deep pad
What was that? What was that? What was I in?
Oops, don't, I gotta be careful on that. You could fall and enter your leg.
Oh, I, John, will do.
Why don't you wear in your prison colors? Get changed before you get in trouble.
Wait.
What do you mean my prison colors? This is my outfit, Adam.
Well, officer, this is, you see, we've missed understanding of the law here.
The law currently states that I can have some chageli and clothing up.
Officer, what are you doing?
Well, I can't even be good.
I'm in trouble for having different clothes on.
Go to his boy thinks he's too fashionable to dress like the prisoner he's supposed to
be.
Is that even why give the customization opposite?
What's so many different colors around the prison?
It's an affair.
What I'm supposed to be wearing is not an affair.
What the fuck?
It's important that everybody knows your prisoner, including yourself.
Well, I, I was not, I did not know the law and now I do.
I will change into appropriate a time.
Where I can't, I can't.
Which is what I'm saying.
Wow, uh, uh, you can keep it.
And, uh, it's broken, so maybe you could get use out of it.
My glass paint is a good enough for you. I should be here to death with it
Well, that would be a show of violence, which is not the way that things to be an omniperson
Look, I'll clean it up for you
God, I'm a finally caught up to you good boy. Perhaps now you'll think twice about your behavior
Well, I actually didn't do anything. I just wore clothing that they did not like
So I'm gonna go change.
Oh dear. Oh dear. I'm trying to go for the
I'm trying to change. Oh please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.
Somebody broke the law over here officer and they
Can you oh yeah, I just I
Can you hear your sister money?
I-I-I-This character is dead.
He's gonna get a chest of R.P.
I'm being killed right now. She's killing him.
I'm dying in the menu.
I'm just trying to be a good boy.
Will anybody get her off me?
Why are you getting smaller?
This is fucking twisted.
Cause you protected me.
Got your back good boy, I'll go wherever you go.
Like right now?
This is a good boy, I'm supposed to arrest you for impersonation.
But since I'm so merciful, I could be persuaded to overlook it for 40 bucks.
Oh dear, oh my goodness, all right, I take the party dollars, I just wish I could
go away.
Thanks for your generous donation.
I can't even remember what I was supposed to have risked you for, Dweeb.
Hey, hell, help me.
Don't worry, good boy. I'll take care of Greg McMahon for you. Well, I would appreciate if you would just not stand by the exit.
He's dead.
I was saved by Ali Buna.
I
want the record to show on this stream.
Everybody that told me.
Dude, you're just like, why are you not doing anything?
Why are you not following things?
Why are you not doing the quest?
I made a new character and took three steps before I was arrested twice for having
clothing on.
Well that settles them.
Yeah, we'll never be friends, that's fine.
Okay, well I need a doctor.
Why are you wearing your prison colors?
Oh my god.
Well, I'm on my way to the wardrobe, but I keep it stopped.
on excuse me doctor i could use a little bit of attention place i've got a really bad headache
it's so bad oh no i'm very resty for it first of that it's so many again i just i did a doctor
You know what's up, guys? It's a good boy, stop!
This court has convened the other case against good. I can't even make it to the wardrobe.
This is a massive boo. I need to head to the wardrobe. Why am I holding? Am I missing
a finger? I think my character is in the middle of dying, but it teleported me here.
There we go finally some good luck for the good boy.
Does that mean I get like a pass to do this now?
The world is rigged against good boys.
That's true.
Okay, I need to go to the wardrobe, I'm going to die, but I need to go there first.
I thought you were dead good boy.
You won't be so lucky next time. Alright, well let me just edit it later. Stop talking to me. Stop, please. No.
Okay, now he's dead.
I can't, I was hell.
Oh, it really hates the good boy.
I thought my reputation was a hundred, I did 99.
I did 99 for reputation and everybody hated me.
Apparently I had more friends than anybody else.
What is going on?
Well now I'm making his brother.
This is Hort, that's Hort shit.
That's actual dog shit.
Okay.
And I'll put him in a prison outfit, apparently.
The baddest boy?
No, I want to be a good boy.
Goodest boy. Gooder boy.
I can't believe that happened.
Okay. What was the hair again? Is this one this pullback? It was a different color. It was like...
It's fine. What face was it?
This one here.
A hundred percent friendly.
Okay, now let's go ahead and put on the right outfit.
How is being naked?
I don't understand it.
So, my second character was naked, and that was fine.
What is considered a prison attire then?
Like is this okay?
What does that feel like the first few?
It needs to be the orange jumpsuit.
It just needs to be orange.
That's okay, there you go, fine.
Legs, just make it orange.
That is dumb.
It's based on cell block.
It's the cell block color.
A lot?
You don't get your block until you're in.
So I need to, okay, so if I get called out on this again, I need to change.
So I'm so lucky to orange others are green okay I'm just going for it.
All right, let's go.
Gooder boy, this court has seen you accused of sleeping.
Your character started to green, oh no, are you serious?
So I have to go change the green outfit like right now.
It actually might be orange.
These block is orange.
Attention, good as a boy has been found dead.
His death is thought to be related to dispute with Mindy Jardin, who is now
wanted for questioning.
Till then I thought so with his friends and family who also just happened to have been
arrested after that too is all up for me.
Well, I mean, you're an e-gen.
OK, that sounds good to me.
Thank you for telling me where to go.
Don't worry, this place is only as bad as you make it.
Yeah, my brother was just in here,
and he may have been a stickler for the rules,
but I am also one of those rule sticklers.
But I have a little bit more street smarts than he did.
If you didn't come share by shell with you, then you better get used to sleep on the floor.
Well, ah, there could be function on the floor, so I'm not going to be doing that, but I will take your feedback.
You're supposed to be green dude. Oh fuck, I got to go to the wardrobe.
How green?
a cup of green is green. Is this green enough like a very green?
there we go now I fit in with everybody oh delicious piece of watermelon on the floor
I'm getting out of here, good or boy is getting out.
tomorrow.
Go to boys getting out. He's going to the arcade.
Just put him in the default prison jumpsuit. I don't even know how to do that.
You need numbers on your back.
I don't care when I'm getting out of the prison I'm going to get a key and I'm walking
out the front door and I'm getting a car I'm leaving I'm going to act like I have six
stars in GTA I'm going here we go just get up find a key on the ground
And there's always a key to sit on the ground.
Yeah, whatever.
The eye don't care.
Thank you.
Gooder boy is now evolving into bad boy
Kind of accurate
Yeah, I'm gonna show all change all right
Okay, I'm just going up the fence
I don't see a key anywhere
You're too skinny you're gonna maybe go what I need to be 95 pounds or else
I need a key, or I'm just climb out.
I'm just climbing over the fence, fuck it, let's get out of here, go to her, go to her
boy is making a run for it.
Head out to the yard.
Don't carry that oozy.
Oh, shut up.
Okay, there's one guy here. He's really cold.
I think I'm gonna be gonna make it.
That's how good it is more, have I?
on suckers.
No, that would be the airport.
Where the hell am I going?
I can get on the plane now. Oh my god, I can
How many people got in a car? I
Took the whole prison with me being entire prisons got her let's get on plane quick
You fucking idiots, please get out of the way
Oh, oh my god, I made it on the plate.
You can't stop, I'll take these drugs.
All right, I want to be great if we could share a cell of good or boy, why don't you join me?
You know, I would love to move to yourself. That sounds wonderful.
Okay. To Mexico. What should I go by in Mexico? I'm thinking if I'm good or boy.
I think I could change my name.
What is good or boy in Spanish?
White, oh boy.
Boy, no, boy.
Nin, Nin, your winner.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You can have to see that.
It is I.
Nin, your winner.
I really have to use the bathroom.
Oh, I bet it's a Mexico.
Oh, no, Blena is finally here.
I did this off of my brother.
Good idea boy.
Oh, it doesn't have to be a Mexico.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
So many people just got arrested.
I was not pretending to be a police officer
or that I was running away.
I was just trying to fulfill my dream of joining the force.
Change of clothes.
Okay, apparently, thank you.
Appreciate that judge.
colors have to be correct. It's 95-55-10 for north.
40-50-20 for self. 25-40. How the hell was I going to know this?
All right. What? I'm in... am I in east block? So I need 40-50-20.
change the actual clothing, too. I'm not going to get arrested here, right?
It's not the color. It's that you're wearing something that counts as a police officer uniform.
Pick the first outfit in every category.
These are police glasses that we so funny.
I mean, if I can make it to the wardrobe I should find, well, I still am going to try to get there.
Oh, fucked up.
I can't believe they dragged your ass all the way here from Mexico to charge you with
impersonation and lose the case.
All right, I think it's going to restart.
We're going all out for the one I wake up.
That's fine.
I'm going all in.
We'll go in absolute mayhem mode when I wake up.
You just turn the good or boy into a bad man.
Open those up.
Yeah, say hello to Elinigno Bueno.
Get out of here.
Okay. So you say I'm just do one for every category.
Like this.
Take those cop pants off.
By that, check cloning, wait, what about restore default?
That's weird, okay, that's the default apparently.
You thought you didn't mess with me?
I like the new tattoo, good or boy. Maybe I should get one like that.
That's not good or boy anymore. It's bad man.
So Henry, what do you say you and I get into business together?
El Niño, or is it El Niño, Mano, or is it El Niño, El Niño, Mano, that's me, don't forget that, either.
I'm getting out now.
What have you done to yourself, good-a-boy, you look like an unfa- what's that?
The raw has been imprisoned.
Okay?
El Nignamala.
Revenge.
I need to pee first.
It's time to-
Oh, it's not the wrong guy!
I'm dead down here.
Oh, it's shooting!
Oh my god, I just I shot them. Okay.
Oh, the police aren't safe. The war's always starting fights. They only complain when they lose.
Or if I shoot at them. Let's come on.
is a possible to complete takeover that probably is
All right, I'm going to say quick break.
We'll end this arc, I want to get back, but I'm going to say a break, I'm going to take
your photo, and I'll be back in like five-ish minutes, maybe a little bit less, I'll
be back.
We will finish out good or boys' arc, don't worry.
Here we go.
You
Hello, I'm back.
Sorry, there's a little longer I thought.
I don't need a little bit of extra time these days.
As I'm sure you're probably acutely aware.
But he's good. He was hungry and he need you to call it said.
But he's doing just fine.
But I should be able to finish up this good boy arc.
You're right, dude. A bit of you vaping.
All right, what was I doing?
Oh, that's right.
Is it break my leg?
All right, I want to go to the hospital, get fully geared.
It's a camera.
Anyone who gets in my way will regret it. He's a gun.
I shouldn't have been the camera.
I think... I want to go to the hospital.
and I want to uh... deer up
and then i'm making another i want to get a car
but this time i don't want to just drive right to the airport and go to the beach
oh don't why you putting this here
i mean i need to know right and i need to know
you know who we're looking for
We're looking for a podge.
If he's even still here, honestly.
Not here.
Excuse me.
The Texas Good Boy Vassacre.
No, it's alright, it's the Texas El Niño Mellow Bueno.
Massacre.
Because that's me.
Is that you? Wait, that's, I don't like this guy either.
Do we save it for a hodge?
If I can even find them, I do need to go to the hospital and get full health.
This is a full health scenario, and I'm just going to sit in the corner that I'm just
going to literally be crying to anybody that comes in here.
I have not seen him.
Do me a favor?
Why don't you show us your skills by scoring a basket?
I can do that, that's simple.
Yeah, sure.
I'm taking this chainsaw with me everywhere I go though.
This character is so slow, it's unbelievable.
How much is a full heal?
Can you prescribe me pain killings?
I think it was like 15 bucks I'm doing it.
Bring me back to full health and I'm going all in.
I'm going to get the backpack on.
There we're going full backpack on, geared up, drank up, juice up, full heal.
I'm going to keep the help back.
Can I put it in the back pack?
Okay, I'm ready.
Let me pee in the toilet first.
And head to the visitor center.
Wait, this drugs.
Give those to me.
All right, I'm ready.
So you're telling me I want to get this right.
If I climb up here, I can get out.
But isn't it locked, isn't it?
Isn't the front door locked?
Maybe somebody else will break it, because they're going crazy.
That's Hodge where.
What did I shit? I thought I already took a show. I paid
Okay, I'll put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Let's down. I put it down. I put it down
I put it in the backpack. Is that count?
No, put it away
He's too weak to lift the chair. That is embarrassing
I'm waiting for okay this is oh boy, is it gone right here? I'm waiting for somebody to have a like a meltdown and break. Okay
You're here for impersonating. I'm in here for snacking. Oh, well, that's okay. I'm sorry to hear that
Okay, maybe he'll do it. We need somebody to break
Right now give it that that's better gun
And need your win
You fucking idiots you're both so stupid why are they all these animals why are they all these animals?
Oh my god, it's mayhem out of the street here
Please leave me alone. Oh, we're all the same team. Why is it just a crazy town out here?
You shouldn't be carrying a rifle. I did yeah, but
What?
How have I not been spotted yet?
Are you sure you want to walk out with that backpack?
It'll cost you $50.
Uh...
You know what?
I'll put the uh, just to write the fucking car dude.
And apparently I killed a horse.
You, why is it on the ground?
Who cares about the backpack? Just get me out of here.
Okay, I want to, what do I want to go?
There's the subway, the grocery store, the arcade, the cinema, I want to go to the cinema. No, they arcade.
The pole, the gym, how could, why is...
How are you supposed to get this so much video game out here? How are you supposed to get out here?
I think I just kills him buddy.
I think I'm scared of somebody that has doctored dash as a backup friend.
I want to go to the arcade, but I don't want to get in trouble.
Put in the car in a perfect spot.
Alright, get up.
I want to play one round of like fucking Donkey Kong.
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
And it was this dickhead that got me.
They were camping.
I'm finding off the hard job running mobile with a motorcycle, you can be a civilian.
How do you start the game as a civilian?
Yeah, it has to be unlocked out.
this game is crazy
i actually might return to this
but i'm probably going to call it here
this too much going on of this game to not do something else
Everybody knows what you did to Lacy Spencer. What did I do?
Oh, I have no control of character.
Oh, I hit that's the person who's in a room with a car, okay?
This guy wants to kill me so bad.
You know what?
Oh, he's right there. Hold on a second. He's right there.
I want justice.
I don't know, you can be reasonably if that won't be the last time you end up in trouble.
Just wait till I get out.
Just wait till it's daytime.
I
Whatever happens at the end of this day. That's gonna be it
And then I'll be live again. I actually think I'm only gonna go live for like 10 minutes as a joke
So I get to 100 streams for 2025 so don't be surprised. We see me live for literally five minutes
Thanks for the gun
Thanks for the gun.
What am I doing?
I...
Alright, alright, alright, alright, stop.
I don't want anything to do with you.
Fuck you!
Shoot him!
I don't want to shoot you!
Fuck you officer!
Oh my god.
No, I know I'm not supposed to- Oh my god.
Why did it explode?
Officer Hodge, you are such a dick.
Why do you think I explained?
I didn't, I'd be with nobody, but Hodge is the only one.
I don't want to, I think about how many times I've opened a door,
and he has unloaded a machine gun on me for literally no reason.
Just because I opened the door.
It's the only one I had beef with.
All right, we'll pick it up, uh, probably sooner than you think, because I think this
is really fun.
I'll just pick up right where you lift up.
The archenemesis officer hodge.
But yeah, I'm glad I played it.
It's been on the background for a long time
But that's gonna be it
Thanks for sticking around thanks for hanging out. I will see you guys in a few days or two days, right?
I might just go alive and play this for an hour
Just to be like how how look 100
It'll be in the titles. It'll say this stream is only going to be one hour long
more or less.
Take care of yourselves.
Thanks for watching.
Game is hilarious.
It's just as crazy as I thought it was going to be, it is by the same person that made
wrestling empire.
So it would make sense.
Call you Mother Seal later.
Have a great rest of your day.
See you soon.
Yeah, happy new year. I will be lava near Zeev, which is this is what I'm talking about, so I don't think I'm going to be live for the ball dropping though, but I'll see you soon, take it easy.