oh hello hello
Good evening. Good afternoon. Good everything. How you doing? Welcome to another live stream.
You better be ready to laugh your ass off, yeah.
We got some stuff to do today, and we'll go over it.
We're going to wait a minute or two, because there's a lot of shit for you to hear about
this.
There are a few things that need to be gone over before we do this.
You understand?
So let's chill.
Chill but, chill but, hype's in the chat.
A mellowed out, chilled version of let's go.
How about just hype with all lowercase?
It's like, yeah, let's get hype, but not too much.
just a little bit.
I don't want you to get that excited.
Okay, so you laugh, you lose,
and the clay stream have been delayed
about two or three months.
Probably gonna try to do some around May, June of this year.
I'm really getting into that berry game figured out maybe I could play the berry game
Now all right, you'll have you lose tonight. I'm gonna give you the rules
I'm gonna wait like another 10 seconds
Because I added a lot of people that probably gonna show up for this dream because a lot of people like the lot of people were looking for this
It is January 31st
The last day that I had the chat Christmas presents if you remember back on Christmas time
January plus, because two of those streams are not going to happen today.
But I've got breaking news.
Breaking news.
Casino Inc.
I spent the last day or two trying to get it to work on Windows 11.
Breaking news.
It works.
I got a DG Voodoo, I got a Windows thing, it works, and it can be captured, so it's ready to go.
The Movies is a whole nother, that's a whole nother, I gotta figure that out.
That one actually should theoretically be easier.
So, it's not going to happen today, but very soon it's the next solo stream that I will
do is going to be Casino Wing.
Whether that's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of this coming week, the next stream that
I do that is just me sitting here.
We might do some horsemen stuff.
So it will not be on the horseman day coming up probably next week.
So your presents are going to have to go a little bit into February.
I saw somebody in chat say January DLC.
And that's yeah, that's that's that's yeah, that's that's good
I feel betrayed
It's okay. Look if it
It was a hundred percent guaranteed to happen by the end of January
But hey, we got most of them done and I got actually got it to work
So it's not gonna it's gonna be like a week into February. It's not it's okay
It's fine. It's not a big deal.
Maybe January plus.
It's happening. Don't worry.
All right.
So what about today?
Let's go over this.
There were about 700 or 800
total submissions to this.
We are not doing all of those.
Thank you for submitting a clip to this.
Thank you to the mods for putting this all together.
They had a democratic process to figure out which ones they were going to show.
So W mods, appreciate it, because I cannot see these because otherwise I will be prepared
for them.
Shout out to Holly too, Holly put together a playlist for me.
And the mods, by the way, have gotten special privilege.
They have put in a few of their own.
So we'll see.
On top of that, here's how today is going to work.
It's a you laugh, you lose, right?
I was trying to figure out if I wanted to do this for fun.
Not have stakes on it, just, oh, whatever, I just did it, no, I lost.
But that's not going to fly, that's not going to work.
So what I have decided, I was in pre-stream chat, I threw out some things or some ideas
that I threw out, then other people said might be good ideas too.
Here's what's going to happen.
Everybody that submitted a video, you had to give your Twitch username.
So we know who you are.
So if I laugh at your video, I wrote all this down by the way because it's a mouthful, because
you're going to need to hear the mouthful.
If I laugh at a video, whoever submitted the video will give a game of their choice that
in a future stream, I will play on stream for 30 minutes.
Depending on how many times I laugh, this will be on the same stream.
It's probably going to be the same day.
The game must follow the following criteria.
must have been released on a major North American console or currently available on Steam, Epic
Games, GOG, or other current-gen storefronts, PS5, Switch, etc.
This means it could be any North American console.
If you got a game, if you got a Super Nintendo game that you're like, holy shit, I'll make
it work. The game must be TOS friendly. So sorry guys, no porn games. Uh, no porn games.
I'm gonna say that again. And I could just say no. Alright, that's easy. Uh, it must
not be on a handheld console. Sorry. And if you want me to play a PC game, it cannot predate
2004 or 2005. It has to be a fairly within the last 20ish years PC game. There are huge
pain in the fucking ass to get to work. Stick to the major storefronts if you want me to
do a PC game. Because I've been trying to get Casino Inc. in the movies to work. There's
an era of Windows 98, Windows XP, that is just such a pain in the ass to get to work.
even with emulation, even with tweaks, I'm doing it right now, it's kind of the opposite.
So let's keep, let's say like 2005 or something, right?
As of 2005-4.
If there's a game that released in 2003 and it's on Steam and it works, that's fine.
But you know what I'm saying, get rid of the Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows XP shit.
If you want me to play the Captain Crunch's cereal box game that came out in 1993, okay,
I want to do that, but let's not do that for this.
Because that's a great game, and I'm ready to play that, but I gotta get that ready.
Yeah, make sure it works easily on something.
So there you go.
Here's another thing here too, and I have to make this rule, because if I don't make
this world and some of you will corroborate and immediately just listen if the person
that submitted the video does not respond today if you're not here or within the next
five business days after this stream it's you're just deleted that there's no choice
it's gone and the reason why I'm doing that I'm not going to put it into a pool I'm not
gonna be like oh then we can all vote on it because here's why a bunch of you
guys that get this if I laugh by the way I have to laugh which good luck if a
bunch of you get this and they all decide that you're not going to you just
like I don't know just don't just don't say anything then it'll go to the pool
and then we can vote on I don't know who the hell have to play Delta Room for a
whole stream, right? You know what I'm saying? No corroborations. But here's the thing. If
more than one person does say the same game within the next five business days, they can
choose to either add time to the game by an increment of 30 minutes or choose another game,
which means I would be streaming it for an hour.
Should I just ban Delta Root?
No, I can't do that.
That's not how it works.
If you, why did I even say that?
Now whatever.
You got to make me laugh, bro.
Also forget about all that now.
If I laugh at more than three videos on the fourth video, if I've got to be per video,
right on the fourth video and each laugh after that will unlock a new emote for
the channel and these emotes will be chosen by a poll in a future stream
depending on how many laughs after three I'll give a list of ideas and chat can
vote on the ones they want to see and I will get them made so if I laugh four
four times, that's one emote. Five times, that's two emotes. So on and so forth. And
that's per video, by the way. If I laugh at the same video like 10 times, that's not nine
emotes. You get it?
He's sort of put it in quotes, retired. I can do whatever I want when I'm retired. I
do anything I want. All right. Do you understand the rules? You're gonna get 50 new invos. I
have to, okay, I'm already laughing about nothing. All right, let me get it out. Oh,
after we do this is gonna be about maybe like a two hour segment today. We're gonna move on.
I'm gonna take like a five to 10 minute break in between and I'm going to make a clay creature.
I'll be very honest with you. I have not really been doing this that recently. I've been really out of practice
We're just gonna see what happens. I got my setup. I got all the little tools and everything
I was gonna make something and it I'm not gonna paint it. So it's just gonna be a kind of default textureless
Whatever it is. It was good. We just need to chill. We need to chill day after this
After this, okay, do we all understand the rules?
Okay, if you understand the rules I repeat them back to me. I
Would like you to recite it back to me, please. I
Don't give a fuck get out of my classroom
You're fired from my class. Can you do that? Can you fire a student?
You're expelled from my class
Vote note that expelled and implies expelled from the whole school. Can you expel somebody from a singular class?
All right, you guys ready? I'm ready. I
By the way, we allowed tiktok
and Instagram this time.
So I've got, I'm going to do it by platform.
So we're going to start on TikTok.
There, I believe, there are about 40 videos on TikTok.
Then there's like,
I think, 20 or 30 on Instagram.
And then there's like 100 something on YouTube.
Are you guys ready?
Let me go over the rules again.
So, if I'd laugh at a video.
No, no, no, no, you already get it. I'm fucking around.
If I laugh at a video,
We'll get in touch with you through Twitch. We have your username. We know whose video is whose.
Within five days, we gotta get a response from you.
What game do you want me to play? I want you to play this one for the N64.
No, dude, no, I want you to play this. It's on Steam and it's so good.
No porn. No porn. Or porn likes, okay? This porn likes too.
Don't none of those it's got to be TOS friendly on twitch don't be an idiot I
Have to be able to stream this and not have the twitch admin come in here and be like bro the fuck are you doing?
Good all right, are we ready to begin?
Yes. Yes. Is that a yes? Good. Good morning. Good afternoon. Okay, I, I, this is fine.
Okay, this might be a small spoiler.
I need to shave, I know.
I don't give a shit what you say about my face.
But don't be mean about it, okay?
All right, you ready?
I'm just gonna go for it.
You look mean.
Good.
Stop calling me morbius, or I'll get angry and fangirl come out of my fucking teeth.
Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. The audio should be there. I don't know how loud
these are, so be prepared. I have it turned down slightly. Okay, I'm ready.
Remember, if I laugh at your submission, I'm going to get a bug and play your N64 game
that you had with your childhood when you grew up. Remember that game that you played
for the fucking switch.
Alright, here we go. This is this is I'm just gonna let them go.
How are you just how we deciding if you lose? I was thinking about I saw Vinny
one time had a panel.
If it's debatable, and I'm gonna look, I'm gonna be I'll be very honest and plus
my noise gates a little bit off today. I'm gonna be very honest. It's gonna be
very obvious. I'll be honest. If it's debatable, then we can put it to a moderator vote. Whoever
the mods that are here right now can can vote okay okay that's how you know my
noise gate is off see I told you
The nostril is flaring off his goblet, it was pretty close.
Happy birthday to you.
I'll see you later, I have a little gift for you, enjoy your day with your friends, mommy.
I love you, I love you.
I am more.
I'll be back.
That was good.
That was close, but it was good.
It was a, I'll take a second here.
That was cute.
Yeah.
It's wrong with this water.
Okay.
Are there rules?
Where can I?
Okay, but the video is no longer playing. Can I talk and laugh? I can laugh, right? Can I like laugh right now?
Yeah, alright, alright, alright, I'm good. That was a cute one though. Get it out of your system?
I don't know what I'm doing. That's how you get a laugh out of your- alright.
To me, here's the text that pops up.
Do you think that's on purpose?
Do you think that was on purpose or it had to be?
Why is it only Russian and German?
That's what I was going to say.
That popping up two or three times is what I thought was the funniest part.
The last one is definitely on purpose, yo.
That's a cute one.
Let's go.
more
I can't just get it right now
What the fuck? No, it was the oh shit man this whole video is fine, but then like the oh shit
It's the fucking taped microphone too. What the hell man?
Oh, it's the length of this one. That was the problem because you know, it's funny for like the first two three times
And then dog is just kind of still doing it
Even if the dog almost just knows the dogs like fuck you man
Like fuck off
He's like I know what you're gonna do you're gonna do that thing and it's pissing me off. He doesn't even need to close the end. Oh
Man, all right. Well
That was uh, that was that was fatso underscore cat so who submitted that
That wasn't even a funny one I
Tell you I took it was the dog the guy talking. I wasn't prepared for the guy to say anything
It's just so stupid
All right, fatso cat so you have five days to get in touch with the moderator
To tell me what game you'd like me to play on
stream and for those who that are just joining us whoa that's a that's a long
explanation go to the beginning of the stream and read the rules oh it's gonna be
a long night I'm gonna have like a 12 hour stream like in a week or two dude
you look like the guy that stands in front of me at the gas station and spends
15 minutes buying lottery tickets. I'm gonna get the big one. There we go.
Okay
that hurts that that that hurts
I
Why are they just dogs?
Safe.
Why that's weird?
My favorite was when he went, ah bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh.
Oh I gotta delete, I gotta close them.
Alright here we go.
That's not real, it's not real, it's not real.
I keep thinking about the last video and it's it's buggerling me
The last video is buggerling me it's it's it's it's lingering
This music.
What's almost getting me is, I thought the guy was going like this.
Like, yeah!
I thought he was doing the let's rock on!
Kind of like what she was doing, as we were on TikTok right now.
You know when people do the over-animated face videos?
Where they do the, ooh!
It kind of looks like that.
Fix your webcam? What's wrong with my webcam?
You know, you don't like how I'm lit today?
Has to be like that for the clay section.
Do you look evil, whatever?
I look too sit up, whatever.
I get a beard today, okay.
Here we go.
Who is doing that?
That guy?
What was that?
Is it added in after?
It kind of looks like he's doing it.
Okay, surprising my boyfriend for his birthday.
It's not stupid.
Fuck!
It's true though. Why is your dog just a statue? It's almost like there was holding a tree
up there. This is on purpose. This is on purpose. They fucked up this video. None of this matters.
Oh, he's surprising your boyfriend for his birthday. No, you're not. Your boyfriend's
standing behind the camera with a dog treat to make the dog sit like this, like looking
like a fucking lunatic that's the point of this video look in the reflection
that makes it even funnier
what is wrong with him
what is wrong with him why are you doing that
Oh
Okay, well whatever
The dog ones know that I the dog ones are not a weakness. It's it kind of are
It's all good. All right
The person that person who did that was it
It's low-low. It's underscore low underscore low. It's low-low
So, congratulations at a video game of your choice.
Go watch the first 10 minutes of the stream,
you get the rules, you have five days to respond.
The fact that nobody's, that's so weird, what a weird dog.
Okay, let's go.
I want one more time, one more time.
Okay, that's I like that one a lot. I actually do like that one a lot. Okay, we made beans
after this.
you
I've been there a million times, that's great, that's a good one, that's close.
it's not real it's not real was the thing face yeah it was
That was close because that was a dog and I didn't laugh I wasn't didn't think the dog
Mr. Lee's funny, the dog kind of looks like a guy.
You understand?
Okay.
That's quite a title.
What you doing, huh?
Hey, Rob, what you doing, huh?
Do you think I scared my car salesman?
You have nine speakers system, two right above your head.
No way.
Yeah.
Above?
Do you want my Tesla real quick?
Go for it.
All right.
Good.
Do you want my turn it off?
Go for it, man.
You want me to turn it off?
All right, that's some crazy movements. There's some crazy movements.
I think you've already broke it now.
What is that?
What animal is this?
Is this a weird world of Warcraft?
What is this?
Neil.
Who's a fucking dinosaur?
Neil.
Don't get angry with it, Neil. You've already broke it.
I thought he burped.
Neil.
Oh, thank God he didn't burp. Thank God it wasn't a burp.
Thank you for already bragging, Neil.
It was confirmed almost immediately that it was a huge burp.
Okay.
It's drunk. It's not drunk.
It doesn't work here.
Breathe in, a wise man once said, the highest form of wealth is the ability to wake up and
say I can do whatever I want today.
I'm going to tell you how you can manifest that reality.
As soon as you wake up every single morning, I want you to relax, don't grab your phone,
don't move, close your eyes and visualize your life.
is your day.
Breathe it in.
Why is that?
What the fuck, dude?
I use form of wealth.
It's the ability to wake up and say,
I can just...
I almost got to the end of the video.
He just...
This is not good for you.
It's not healthy.
This is incredibly unhealthy.
I think it's the hair.
Ugh.
No, it's got to be some fucking white balancing, right?
It's got to be white balancing on it.
All right, I got to walk in.
This is this is four in the then there's only been like 30 videos.
This is like a 10 percent laugh ratio.
Looks like a character.
Your day.
It looks like every every Dark Souls character made by anybody that
streams on this platform.
If you are a twitch streamer, if you are you, it doesn't matter where you are you if you're a streamer
That's the character you have
Oh my god
That's a fucked up that's not helping
Hope you're all right, dude. Don't do that that much. That's you could you could get you
Begin with your blood vessels and your blood pressure, dude
Yeah, and the guy in the right is an NPC. Yeah
Yeah, this outfit is fucking awesome, by the way.
Look at this outfit.
There's a lot going on in this one,
but that was Mike Horst.
Mike Horst, congratulations.
I will play any game of your choice for 30 minutes
on a future live stream, but we will figure that out.
Read the rules.
I have to lock in though,
because we're like, maybe not,
we're like just about a third of the way through this.
And we're like 25% of the way through this.
And I've left four times already.
That's not good.
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Important, because when you pause,
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Wait, let me show you real quick.
So on top we've got the RM rugby top.
We've got the Ralphie Boxes with the Ralphie socks.
With the Jorts and the Supreme Poo Force ones.
Let me know what you guys think.
I
That this was clever real quick. There's a clever one
It's the feet being right there is pretty it's pretty funny
What game is this?
Kingdom Come?
Huh.
See, the word on beat trend with my very Boston boyfriend.
Pitch it here! Pitch it here!
Pitch it here! Pitch it here! Pitch it here!
I feel like I could destroy this challenge.
So when it pops up, you're supposed to say the word.
And whatever is there, I could destroy this.
I might actually get a near-perfect score.
Maybe I'll do that one day.
I'll be on that for like an hour. I can't do it right now.
There's the engulfed in flames!
That's crazy!
I just imagine this girl freaking out.
We're good.
God.
Where? I wonder where this is?
Oh, it's a dog one. Is that the theme today?
Is that I'm gonna laugh at?
Okay, we're good.
It's just a weird-looking dog.
What?
This is a rat?
There is a rat.
This is a rat?
There is a rat.
Hi, what do you want to buy for dinner?
Hi, it's $9.58.
Can I still order?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Let me get one.
Hey, doing this.
Can I have two large cheese pizzas, please?
Yeah, of course.
Ten veggie pockets.
please and three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas
can I have a 10 mozzarella sticks and some
pop of bites please. That'll do it. I okay anytime I order from any place ever I always
say I gotta go I'm going 30 minutes before they close that's to me the restaurant closes
let's say they close at 9 they close at 8 30 for me I just I know you don't know I never
because if I, oh man, it's a 10 minutes to close,
five minutes to close, if it's an incredibly easy item,
maybe, right?
If we're talking about if you're going into like McDonald's
or Birkin, whatever, as, hey,
are there wrapped up Big Macs just sitting there
that you're, that are, it's closing in like 10 minutes?
Because I'll take a Big Mac if it's, that's there, right?
But I, I'm so, I don't want, I just don't want to do that.
I feel like it's just so awful.
I think 15 minutes is kind of, I'm like, all right,
what is being made in 15 minutes?
But usually it's about 30, like 25-ish minutes.
This 15 is questionable.
15 is questionable, but depending on the order.
But I hate doing that.
I was feeling so awful if I ever even come close.
What would cause this?
3, 2, 1, go!
That's hard, I don't think I could do that as an adult.
I feel like if you set me up here, I would probably miss a few of these.
That's the end of the TikToks.
We have a small amount of Instagram reels to get through, and then we have one large
YouTube playlist to get through.
So that is it for the TikToks.
We opened up TikTok this year, and hey, I have three of those or four of those.
How many, have I, have got me so far four?
Have I already left four times?
Shit, okay, so that's, okay.
So there's one new emote at least, right?
That's a new emote coming in.
And then we got four 30 minute game segments.
I'm gonna, because a lot of people have trickled in
in the last 20, 30 minutes,
let me just very quickly say what's going on.
people submitted clips, and if I pick your clip, well no, if I laugh at your, but I guess
it's the same thing. If I laugh at a clip that you submitted, you get to make me play
any game you want for 30 minutes on screen. And as long as it's on a major console, or
it's not porn, you know, read the rules. Alright, let me switch over to the Instagram
stuff. I should have it right here. And we will just keep rolling. Instagram Reels.
I don't think there are very many of these. I think there's like maybe 30 of these, 20 of these total.
Should be ready. And here we go. Make sure the audio is good too.
Okay, this is the comment there and that was, okay.
We're good. That's pretty loud. We're good. You have comments open. Was it bad? I've never used
Instagram my whole life. How do I close comments? Hide the comments? Wait, is it bad? What do I do?
How do I hide the comments?
Hover over them. Just crop it. I guess I could just crop it out. Hold on.
All right, let's go.
Ah
We're good hold on we're good
I've seen this video before.
I'm trying to light up your fucking seat.
I love this video.
God damn this fucking hellhole.
He just fucking halved.
I hate everything about this fucking place.
Okay, I can't laugh at this?
Okay.
I feel like this guy.
I feel like this guy all the fucking time.
I have to do something like this, or you do something like this, and you're just like,
fuck this place.
This place sucks.
Fuck this light.
What piece of shit company made this?
Oh, I'll never be buying from that fucking piece of dog shit ever again.
Garbage fucking light.
I feel the same way.
Almost every time I do anything.
That's that I've see I like I've seen this video before and I was like that's awesome
No shit no shit I've seen this video before because my girlfriend is the one that submitted
this that's from Holly she showed this like okay all right Holly what do you want to play
We'll find out
Insider trading. I was wondering how I said I saw this video before.
All right, one more time is just because
Oh, I love it, it's a great video.
and
the
The
the bounce cancel so your kids had to jump on their backs crazy style those clowns I'll
fight for you I think I've been wronged by Randy Shithorst and his Clark. Bye. Oh there's
a AI oh we try okay we tried to filter us so we had a rule for no AI videos but you know
trying to filter all of them out potentially is difficult so yeah I if one or two slip
through, then it's all good. But a lot of videos, there was like a
thousand submissions. So was it AI? That's why it's so fucked up, man.
It's getting harder to tell these days.
Yeah, it's getting hard to tell, but it's all good. Don't worry.
We felt it out, I would say probably 99.9% of all of them, so if one or two got through then it's all good, it's okay.
Oh no!
That's when it now worked.
I have to get back to work. Bye.
What is this?
I would have laughed five times at this if I wasn't just so confused by what the fuck
this is.
Oh no.
That's when it now worked.
Robot Alchemic Drive.
I feel like I've seen a clip from this from somewhere else too.
What a weird game.
I have so much blood.
Okay.
Okay, so I go to the way for a motel and I have your point and you just want people with no legs and we are
I was talking to the manager, she said, no you're not, it's not him, and you want me to talk to him.
So I go to the way for a motel and I jump on it and you jump on people in the middle of it.
And we are...
Dude, the hat, the hat just kind of warps.
What is going on in this video?
See, watching the hat just kind of go,
What the fuck is going on?
It's like a modded game.
It's like a modded GTA server.
What's- what goes down here?
You can't believe it!
Oh, they're getting cropped.
Oh, because I took away.
Yeah, because some of these are a little bit bigger.
So for our next watch, we need...
Alright, we're gonna have to deal with the comments for a little bit.
is this is somebody in there with the
the fuck
It doesn't count I looked at chat we were all we were out of the video
The video it doesn't count because I did nothing to do the video weird don't video. I didn't laugh at the video
I looked at chat and chat, somebody in chat said,
somebody in chat said, time machine.
It's like, what dude?
It actually kind of looks like somebody's traveling
to the fucking dark ages and that thing.
Somebody's coming back in time.
Does it count?
No, it doesn't count, it doesn't count.
That person said time machine.
should we get a mod a mod vote on that one I was I was out of the video and now
we were done with it and we're at the seal eating this fish and so I looked
over and somebody said time machine and it just it created a domino effect in my
brain
It doesn't count, doesn't count.
I think the mod consensus over here is it did not count, doesn't count, doesn't count.
Okay.
All right.
Who submitted it?
Here's what I'll do.
And who said Time Machine?
Here, the clip was from Ace Lyja, Ace Lyja.
And who said Time Machine?
first person to say time machine. Maybe we'll do a thing with it. The two of them can figure
it out. 15 minutes for each of them. If we can find the first person that said time machine,
then maybe the two of you can kind of work it out. Because that was really funny. The
video was crazy, but that was what really threw it over the edge. Check the VOD later.
Okay, yeah, we'll figure it out.
I'm being told that that's probably impossible.
Uh, so that may be not possible.
We'll see.
Wait, we may have found it.
Hey, a frozen potato, did you say it first?
You said it, right?
You the first person to say it?
We'll figure it out.
Why would they be?
All right.
Oh my goodness.
Hmm
Oh
No, dude, I'm cooking in here
No, it's not it's not hot. What are you putting in the pub dude?
Nothing in the top guys. I'm getting light-headed man. Dude this is pissing me off. No, dude. I'm cooking in here
No, it's not it's not hot. What are you putting in the tub dude?
What makes this almost for me is the fact that his hands are just
You know, we're not doing that. We're just gonna do the face
Is this the whole entire event?
just the terriers
turkey slurpee
Turkey Slurpee
Colin sent three photos
said morning
and where you going?
Would you like to reply?
Yes
What would you like to say to Colin?
I'm going to get a haircut
Oh fuck
It says going to get a hacker you fuckhead send it
Okay
Poland sent three photos said morning and where you going would you like to reply?
Oh, what would you like to say? I knew it was gonna happen
You're going to get a haircut.
Oh, you fuckhead.
He fucking hits this guy.
It says, going to get a haircut.
You fuckhead.
I don't even think that's the funny part.
Oh.
Colin sent three photos.
Said more.
It's the fucking Australian accent, too.
Okay.
God, he goes laugh.
I mean, this is a serious problem
a serious problem that happened to this guy. That was Mack Jackson 768.
That's funny. Okay. You let the dogs in car accidents. That's not even necessarily 100% accurate.
This one's fucking stupid!
This is ruining everybody's experience with this movie.
Ugh.
Okay.
Everyone's just laughing.
Oh, oh my God, this movie.
This person, something's horrible.
It's happening to this guy.
Nobody can help him.
He's laughing at him.
Ugh.
God. That was, uh, sujinko? Sujinko? Congratulations.
Movies are expensive, too. Everyone just, uh, whatever.
I got a lock. I told you today was a bad day to do this. I already was laughing at dumb shit earlier.
This is cool.
classic
Delicious looking dick from... Sorry about that. Delicious looking dish from Rigdor.
Delicious looking dick from red...
Hey, excuse me.
What the fuck?
Would you like to play some guitar hero?
Um, what is that?
When the note is coming down, you hit the color and you strum.
Oh no!
Oh, there's Neil!
He said so!
That's a bad...
Oh, I don't know that's very ugly. No, seriously
Hey, excuse me. Would you like to play some guitar hero?
Like a month ago
Somebody in chat said hey
Somebody said you were ugly while they're playing guitar hero, and I thought they was taught I thought they were talking about their friend
Said that about me or something. I was like, oh, I don't care what your friend has to say
They were talking about this video
I think she's not wrong.
You hit the color and you strum.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's a bad, I don't know, that's very ugly, no.
I love this.
I love this video.
That's so that is so funny. I love it
Is it real I think I don't know I guess I
Love it that was funny
Curious Maxxing.
One of my favorite things about, it feels like a lot of the younger generation, is just
kind of being a little inquisitive.
Just looking at the world a little differently.
Something curious maxing, you know what I'm saying?
Curious maxing.
Oh, you know, I gotta go get my eyes checked.
I gotta go to the eye doctor.
Yeah, I'm gonna be eyes maxing for the next few months, dude.
I'm gonna get glasses if they get my land to be eyes maxing dude. It's gonna be awesome
I feel like I feel like a lot of my crazy or is that that's what people say, right?
I'm health maxing yeah, I'm gonna go to the doctor and get a bunch of fucking blood
I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get a total complete blood count with
With lipid panel. I'm health maxing here
It's satire. Oh, no, that's fine. This doesn't mean that they aren't, you know, the whole generation doesn't say it. I like it. I think it's funny.
Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
Oh shit!
What's going on?
Firecracker!
What's the matter with you?
I hate to let them go out!
You'll take Dad to that house?
Yeah.
You're an asshole.
OK.
Why?
Here we go.
Ready?
Oh, shit.
They're going out.
Firecracker.
What happened to this guy?
What did a fish hit him?
is ancient guys here's the crazy thing about videos I haven't seen any of these
maybe a handful of them this is from 2015
I mean, it's the same way.
It's the same way.
Come on, come on.
Mmm.
There we go.
What's up?
cat running by was almost the plan to I love the plan and one more try
Everybody's so quiet too.
It's not gonna get me, but it's just crazy.
This intro is so...
This is a crazy video.
I think that's the end of the Instagram reels.
Wait, was there one more?
Okay, there's a couple more.
There's four more.
I don't know.
I wanted to see if you think this...
i don't think that video exists anymore
okay i can't open this video for some weird reason but i can open this one
I didn't want to have to say this today, but apparently it's something you need to hear.
You're a beautiful young black woman who was born gay.
Dad, we're almost out of paper towels.
What?
I was probably the first person ever.
I consulted the micro-lific keyboard in ancient Luminous wisdom, and it said to me,
Smoo...
Y'all got to get the fuck up outta here and leave!
NOW!
AHHHHH!
Just gonna make sure your baby's okay.
OHHHHH!
Yeah!
OHHHHH!
Come on!
Did you look at that?
Get me a little bit more out of my head!
What was that thing about that?
What's going on?
OHHHHH!
Okay, Dan Henshel in the end is cheating.
Okay, apparently, oh, the bot's got the links here.
Let me give them up, hold on.
Because I couldn't open them here,
but I will try to do it here.
Oh.
All right, there's one.
And here's the other one.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Should be able to see it now.
Fuck that shit going on.
Alright.
Ditch the glasses and go straight into the laser.
This is how we do it in three simple steps.
Completely painless.
We're going to be removing the top layer of your cornea.
You won't feel it at all.
I'm going to do it with some lasers.
This is basically a computer adjusting your eyes for me.
It's so easy.
It's so reliably safe and effective.
You're going to love it.
The flap's going to go all the way back on there, and we are not going to be using stitches
because the eye is so resilient.
It's really quite amazing.
I will, however, be putting a little bit of saline because they're vulnerable and you're
going to be unable to move.
I will take a pee in your eye.
It's going to get infected, irritated.
I'm going to be then taking a poop in your eye.
So that eye is done.
You're never going to see this eye, actually, though.
It's fine.
Unscaled.
We haven't tested it yet.
I might skip the lasers, actually.
I'm just going to scoop this one out and I'm allowed to keep them in a little jar legally.
This is your eye before and you're going to be leaving like that.
So if you come into my office, this is what I'm going to be doing now.
I'm sick of my job.
I'm sick of the bullshit.
Let me fuck you up.
Hey guys, welcome back.
If you can we ditch the glasses and go straight.
Okay, we're good.
All right.
That's it for Instagram.
So what have we got for a full tally here?
Before we get to the meat. There's the big one the YouTube playlist is a big one
It's gonna be probably like another 40 minutes of just YouTube
We got seven times you'd seven he he's
So that's four emotes
Okay, I got it. I actually really have to lock in because I don't know I'm gonna add
what 10 more emotes maybe. Seven times. That's fine. Easy. Alright, let's move over to YouTube.
And you should see it in a second. These are going to be pretty rapid fire. Unfortunately,
These cannot replay like the other ones because those are reels and they're just going to
doot, doot, doot.
So there's a playlist.
So we're going to be going through this probably pretty quickly.
I will stop if I need to.
Let me take a drink.
Okay.
I'm going to shrink my camera because these are going to be full screened, but not too
crazy. How's that? You want to take a break? Oh, it's been like an hour and a half. Yeah,
okay, we'll take a quick break. That's true. When we come back, we've got about 45 minutes
of this. This YouTube playlist is going to just play. Yeah, I'll be right back. Good idea.
I need to pee. Now that you say it. Oh, there we go. Hold on. Okay. Be right back. See you
in like two, three minutes.
you
Hello.
How's it going?
I have returned.
And I'm going to do the same thing.
I'm going to do the same thing.
And I'm ready to sit through a YouTube playlist.
And again, I cannot make these play again very easily.
I mean, I can if I need to.
But the goal is to, I'm just going to go.
Playlist is just going to happen.
If I need to stop to compose myself, I will.
Hardcore run, you can just break, yeah, I mean, I could just pause it, I could go back
too, it's a playlist, so it shouldn't be too bad.
If I loop a video, will it save that for every other video, or just the video that I'm currently
on?
Right, so I'd have to do it.
I might have to set it on every video.
All right, well, let's go.
I'm not worried about it.
All right, here we go.
Coming back.
Let me actually make sure that this audio is fine.
I guess we can do a test here.
This needs to change. Actually, this needs to be, I think I can just do this. Whoa. There
There we go, okay.
Hello, I am back.
I have returned.
All right, so here we go.
You look different. I just I think I combed my hair
the room by the way. Hold on, go back. I've seen this fight a few times.
Arnold Stevens, please get the ball rolling and what kind of poem spells out a word with each line?
I've been waiting to find out what this one is all day.
Ah, it could be, you know...
Alright, that was a good place for us to start. We'll explore this topic in more depth next time.
Okay, you got it, Mrs. Bryant.
Mrs. Bryant? Mrs. Bryant, what is this?
What is what he is this?
Miss Bryant! Miss Bryant! Oh! Mayday! Oh! Mayday, wait! Mayday, wait! There's a bot! Ow!
No! You should have gone to Student Park! Corporal has been appointed for terrorism! I didn't do anything!
Mayday, stop me! Mayday, stop me! They activated the bomb!
Why is there always wrestling moves in these games?
What is even going on?
Oh come on, I would jump the mountain right up!
Yeah, this thing's a piece of shit, let's go do something else.
Yeah, come on, Hobad, give me chicken pot pie.
Hey, you squeezy little mouse, go get it, you're sorry ass.
Just jump out!
Give me like that, bitch!
Get out of my way, you piece of shit!
I'm going to turn autoplay off.
Where is it?
Because I can just scroll through, right?
Where is autoplay?
is different. What do you mean? It should be in the play. Oh, it's in the playlist. I
don't see it here. I don't want to get spoiled. Yeah, isn't there usually like a little button
underneath of the viewer usually there's a little like yeah bottom right of the
player I don't see it
maybe it doesn't work if you're on a playlist playlist you can't do it in a
playlist not for play okay whatever we're good it's fine
it's all good
I
We have electricity
I wonder why Benjamin Franklin had been in the light
It was the year 1750 he threw that kite
He was drunk off of Hennessy, acting foolish
He was dumb for that, he could have got electrocuted
Some say electricity is evil
And I say it's the reason why John Lennon left the Beatles
I'm not down with OPP
I'm down with Benjamin Franklin and PG and E-H
electricity all the time screwing the light bulb and turn on the light
lighting the day, lighting the night, lugging your blood
electricity all the time, dear lord I wonder about
Benjamin Franklin wonder why did he have to go fly that kite
We have electricity.
We are jammed in this.
Okay.
I'll give him one of these, and I'll give him one of those.
The one I need.
I'll give him one of those, and I choke him like this.
I choke him like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I believe you I believe you but we got to know who are you actually?
What's your name?
Yeah, okay, I understand
I think we need a little interpretation
But that's what they do!
He gives them what it is, and he gives them what it does!
And you know who he gives it to?
He gives it to Bruiser!
Give him one, Daddy!
Give him one!
That's right!
As if they's paint or a mask on!
All right, all right so far, okay
That doesn't fit what
What?
Why is the camera quality so bad on this stream?
How long has it been?
An hour or two?
Wait, this is not even my stream!
This is somebody else's stream!
Did I tell you I was drinking spiced coke?
Oh shit, this thing is much bigger than I thought it was.
Okay, so what's missing here?
that was a good one that was a good one that was a really good one
Facing charges after allegedly leaving Beavis and Butthead graffiti all over Detroit.
My goodness.
I'm sorry.
I was dumb.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Brian Herron calls himself Beavis.
Uh, spelled B-V-I-S.
I'm so sorry.
Police say he left his mark on.
This is really weird. Why do this many?
Oh, be this?
A supermarket.
And actually, this is...
He's so unbothered by this.
What the fuck was that?
Nope.
Don't tell us three times!
I've seen this before.
Crazy editing.
I can't believe you can hold it.
Damn, man, look at that look!
I need a lighter.
He could hold on.
The body moves crystal in the south valley with many f**ks.
Subscribe, mother f**ker.
Should I get a birthday cake with chocolate in it,
or should I get a chocolate cookie cake for my birthday?
Because I like both, but I can't decide.
Hell, we choose.
Here's how I'll torture you, David.
Number one, the Marrow Furnace.
I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.
Number two, the nerve harvester.
Each nerve fiber will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.
Number three, the organ grinder.
Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.
Number four, the skin weaver.
Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.
Number five, the eyeball crucible.
Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.
Number six, the mind flayer.
Your thoughts will be shredded. Echoes of endless torment.
Don't, don't laugh.
Get him!
I'm going to seal videos.
Hmmm...
Shwimp?
Hmm...
Ahhhh!
Hmm...
Ohhhh...
Hmm!
Wow!
You shrimp on sale in the next...
OXEN!
You shrimp on sale this hour?
How convenient.
I'll be taking it.
I've never seen this movie before.
You know, I found out the hard way the last time that I tried this, and I haven't seen
this kind of any other footage before, and I just don't think it's going to be as...
This one shouldn't have even worked!
It was just so abrupt!
It was too abrupt!
You know...
I've seen this original video and I didn't give a shit about it. It was just like okay
it's the Mentos exploded the ladies face video
Ugh
Why?
I found out the hard way the last time that I tried this
And I haven't seen this film with any other sodas before and I just don't think it's gonna
be as crazy
crazy
All right, what the fuck dude, okay who was it?
It sounds like a scream and like it sounds like a Papino scream.
That was Nick Internet.
Congratulations.
It was a good one.
All right.
Start it over.
All right my car is dead so I'm gonna skateboard down this hill just like that
yeah yeah boy
oh shit this is actually very dangerous um so there's a definitely
Oh shit, I don't have my doors open. Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh my fucking god!
Guys, fuck!
Holy shit, you guys just saw that! Holy fucking shit! Guys, my bushlight is gone!
Oh fuck! Holy shit!
Oh well, this car is screwed. Thanks for sticking around, guys. Damn. Oh, that was fucking dumb.
What the fuck just happened? Holy shit!
Was this real? Was that a real video? That was fucking outrageous!
It was like a nightmare!
Holy shit!
Okay, alright, I'm safe because that of the first few punches from that the first dude
Those first two punches are... I did not expect that.
Is this actually the Denny's?
It's the Denny's grand slam.
Hey Dylan, can you look at this real quick?
What the heck?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what this is.
Oh my god.
Hey Dylan, can you look at this real quick?
That was crazy
I don't know what this is
But Jay says it's a fucking big sea turtle
Look, it's a baby fucking wheel, man!
Holy shit, we are witnessing a baby fucking wheel right here, dude!
Holy shit!
That thing is big, Jay.
What is that thing? It looks great!
I don't know.
Holy shit, look at this fucking thing!
Oh my god, what the fuck is that, bro?
We're seeing some shit we ain't never seen before, kid!
Holy shit!
Oh man, we're calling the post guard.
Holy shit!
That's a big flounder.
Gollick kid.
If that's a flounder, man, let's pull it in, Jay.
Come on.
Jay, that is a fucking...
That's a tuna, bro.
No.
Jay, that's a tuna or something.
Jay, look at it.
Come on.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, Jay.
Jay, that is still good meat on that fucking fish kid.
Am I lying?
No.
Oh, my God.
Taking pictures of people that stopped by.
You know legal drugs you do in your garage?
Oh, there's no legal drugs in my garage?
Oh, yes there is. I was evidence that.
Hello there.
You know legal drugs in my property?
Hello, sweetheart.
You know...
Well, well, well.
Guess who just got kicked out of Starbucks for...
You guessed it.
Being white.
Hey gang. Caleb here.
Glad to see you enjoyed...
my little video.
Um, next time that you order a temporary tattoo online,
make sure that you get an actual temporary one,
and not the kind that's waterproof,
and apparently less two weeks.
Uh, if anybody has any advice on what to do,
please direct message me.
I'm out of get this up my head.
They...
What is happening coming I need to charge
Who are you see more smoke smoke
The more smoke I see, the more noise I make, and I see more smoke coming from that toaster.
Thanks for warning us, Seymour.
That's my job.
I hate smoke. It's disgusting.
It gives me a headache, so whenever I see it or smell it, I make this noise to warn you.
Because where there's smoke, there may be fire.
Good tip, Seymour.
How many smoke detectors do you have in your home?
Count them.
Is there one outside your bedroom?
There should be.
Tell your parents.
Be cool with our fire safety!
Chicken!
We'd like to take a moment to announce that-
AHH!
All our food keeps blowing up!
Oh shit, fuck my roommate's door, huh?
Did you see it?
On the left side of the door frame, barely visible on camera.
It's classic, up-seated from watching and going fast.
Slowly clips off frame.
It's a great video.
Okay, let's go.
This almost got me, it's not even the video.
I'm sorry.
These buckets are filled with grapes.
What kind of grapes?
These are filled with chamber-simmered grapes.
Did somebody submit this last time?
And it's the winner this Saturday who's got music, eating international foods, having wine tours and tasting, vineyard tours, seminars, arts and fun.
Actually, I don't think so.
It's a lot of fun, a whole day.
Stop.
This is one of the first, one of the first viral ass videos, right?
Oh no.
Oh dear.
I think she's actually hurt.
No, I think she is.
Yeah, she's hurt.
She took a hard haul off there.
Okay.
I hope she's okay.
Okay.
We're gonna make sure she is.
We'll try and check on her and get back to you as soon as we can.
We'll be back right after this.
I'm going!
That was close.
Why was it so loud?
Isn't there any sense?
How do you even go back to the play after that?
I feel like that's...
Banjo-Kazooie
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It's a very easy, but such an operation to operate, just push the buttons in right here
on the two sides.
I feel like I've referenced this video like 50 times.
Push the button in and that will release it, and what, right here.
Push the button in and that releases it.
Now it's locked in place.
I didn't have it locked before.
And this is tough.
It is.
Listen, give you an example.
So you have a, you know, you have to get up on the wall, high ceiling, ball, just feel
it.
Hey listen.
Just walk right up.
And I tell you, it's very safe.
It's durable.
now it's locked in place
I don't know how you would ever think that it was locked in place
sounds so defeated
defeated continue to call for it all righty well I'm Harold I hope you're okay one thing
I'm not a seal, like this is the theme this time apparently, yeah.
I feel like sales would be so much fun to hang out with.
Oh my god, he shamed just a little bit of Blanket.
I barely have enough as it is.
This mustn't register on the emotional level.
First distract her then employ full-body twist as expected she will respond with the marita role quickly established firm grip
Just can bob you like
Dazed the blanket will be left unprotected
Enjoy my damn comfort
What?
Now at 28 days old, they're ready for a very important day.
So today's ringing day for the Ashwood Kestrel, so I'm going to head up there and get them down,
and we're going to get some ID rings for them.
I don't wear gloves, so I don't damage my god feathers.
Oh, God.
rigging day for the ashwood kestrel so I'm gonna head up there and get them down
and we're gonna get some ID rings put on them. I don't wear gloves so I don't
damage to the dragon feathers.
And now, if you care for that,
Kesshaw Chicks can be fightin'.
Way too dead.
Fierce little characters.
My piece!
I love that video.
That is sad, it's Calypso, it's his fucking minging.
Paradise punch lemonade, it's his fucking minging.
Suck it, dad.
It's Mignane, his fucking minging.
I like it.
Don't blow it up.
Happy birthday.
is it what's the difference between a noise and a sound effect?
Most people tend to cl-
Fuck.
Honestly, it's the abrupt ones that get me sometimes.
That I like kind of knew I've had a feeling something weird fucking balloon
You have the humor of a toddler. I abrupt changes abrupt change. That is a toddler
abrupt changes that I'm not prepared for
Make me laugh or cry
That person that was who submitted it was Phil Philip the name was Philip underscore
Maybutt Philip underscore maybutt
Uh, so, uh, thank you, uh, we'll get in touch.
Hold on, I don't know.
I like it.
Don't, don't pull it out.
Happy birthday.
What's the difference between a nor-
It's just so, it's just so, it's an extreme change.
The air, like the air that comes out.
Okay.
Always and a sound effect.
Most people tend to classify both of them together,
but a noise is different in that it's nondescript.
You can't identify it.
That's a noise.
A sound effect is describable.
You know what those are.
You can identify them.
Now, please come back and rest your hands in the car.
We'll talk to you in a little bit.
He can imitate just about anything and anyone.
You can be a siren.
Yes, I'm the loudest man in the world to be in a Guinness Book of Records.
I do 125 DVD with this voice alone.
Holy shit, that was crazy!
This humble legion soldier is at your service.
How can I help a fellow citizen of the Empire?
There's evil afoot citizen.
If you run into trouble, come find me.
Oh
Walk in walk in focus
that that was close. That was really close. That the last I remember this is what gets
me every time. And it I'm good. I'm good. That's one of the best videos on the internet.
He's too wide!
Why did I see him?
He's too wide!
Why? Why are they so mad at each other?
Every time I watch a fucking dumb video like this, it's like he thinks, like this cat thinks
that this cat did all this?
Bro Michael the what would you do all that for you did all this? Oh?
Oh my god
Yeah
These poor cats it's so sad, but it's just it's total chaos
Why did you go there?
You got mad air.
That's dunking air.
Oh, I hope that one's okay.
He's attacking him.
Now he's pissed at everybody.
Oh, my God, I'm so sad.
I know he's pissed at everybody.
Oh my god, it's so sad.
It's so sad.
Okay.
Oh, poor cats. Hope they're all okay.
That was Kevin underscore Zephyr.
Oh my goodness.
Caterhila is
Savage beauty look at that powerful body strength grace magnificent form
How does the Titan manage to keep himself at the peak of physical fitness for his entire life?
He doesn't lift weights, work machines, perform calisthenics or aerobics, and he doesn't jog,
yet he can tear the head off a man. His power comes from his own exercise system,
far different from man's, and also from superior. It is the ultimate exercise system,
Which I call Tiger Moves.
Who put this song on?
These guys are my favorite. You gotta put on the live version from 9 to 8.
Bozo is the most overrated clown.
Not having both of your top 5 is insane.
Oh, that is bullsh**t!
I'm actually just mime on Tinder. I'm carrying the whole conversation.
Did you?
Well, one of us is gonna have to change. We look ridiculous.
Hey!
Can you guys shut the f**k up? I'm trying to study.
Oh, yes.
My sorry.
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm trying to figure this out.
Oh, yo, guys. Umber's here. Let's go.
I
Boring man. Let's go left
Well, he went this way and then he went that way and
Then he went this way and then I go this way and then I go that way. Oh god. Oh my god
Sorry
Somebody playing this game in the first place is funny to me. Do you know I'm saying?
Somebody playing this game is already just like funny to me like I can't imagine playing this game is funny
Like I just what is this where they get this game. There's like a thousand of these
This was in at the last time you did this but I'm
Did I laugh at this before I lost again? What do you mean? I this isn't the last one
It's just like the the webcam of the core
And I don't know it's just a lot going on here. It's okay. That was I stole your bones
Uh congratulations
I
Just I wears this game it sounds like what platform is this on
This camera what what where's this is this a stream? Is this a video? Is this even just a discord call?
There's a lot going on with this one
Wait to the tactic it's wonderful. Did you just chuck the glass?
I'm dead.
I'm glad that Hunter's boys with Lemmy, Lemmy's cool.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, goodness.
Sir Gideon Othman.
He all knowin'.
Horal Loon.
Chief of the Badlands.
The loss of Dung Eater.
A brilliant gold map.
And of course, who could forget Sir Gideon Othman?
He all knowin'.
Who's that guy?
You laughed at your own joke?
I didn't even laugh!
I'm sitting right here, with a straight face.
Number 5, the shi-
Oh, Jesus!
Number 7, the only human being in the world!
Number 5, the shi-
Oh, Jesus!
Number 7, the only human being in the world!
Ah!
Psst!
Yeah, there's something controlling it with a joystick or something, right?
What do you do with this scenario?
You just have to kind of leave, don't you?
I just want to fucking drink, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, I'm just not gonna grab on to shit.
I see volume warning. Hold on. I see a volume warning.
I'm turning it down.
Oh, my back is really fucked up.
I was loud, but it's alright
You got to be careful with these are oh my god
Don't trust her
I'm gonna turn this down a little because I feel like it's gonna we're gonna get an explosion
You gotta be kidding and I am permanently traumatized by explosions. What what was that?
So just be aware of it might be a fucking explosion
I was just like reminiscing on that it doesn't do I was literally just I wouldn't even laugh
I was reminiscing.
What the fuck is that? What am I doing? What the hell am I doing?
That's a happy little auto man.
I just remember the poke thing and I internally chuckled to myself like, oh yeah, I remember
that's funny that they put that there in that editing, okay, and then I chuckled out loud
and I forgot I was doing a challenge.
All right, here we go.
Turn it back up.
Hey, where are these hoses at?
Hey!
Fuck your life, bing-bong!
I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work, and he kinda got a little angry,
so I admit, I kinda got a little angry.
Did you kill him?
What kind of fucking animal do you take me for?
No, I didn't kill him.
Oh, fuck.
But I did get an apple, why?
Oh no!
Alright, it is recording now, right?
I got an episode.
Alright, call Lawson, man, at least before I get caught.
Does he get them all?
That's actually pretty impressive.
Okay, anybody that's ever done that before?
If you try to do two or three of those in a row, it just doesn't... you just can't.
That's crazy.
That was awesome.
I'm sorry
It's time to swim, or people will be gone
Oh, fuck, Grino!
What the fuck are you doing?
Okay, this is a classic video.
I'm gonna get this intoxicated pig.
Look where I've brought that mash up right there.
Look at this pig.
I always think right here, he looks like auto sleeping.
This is what auto looks like when he's asleep.
Never seen a damn pig.
Yeah, that one there is fine.
That one there is fine.
They all look like auto.
This one here is turned belly up.
That ain't you.
Whoa, oh, oh, shit, the beard on that.
Oh, come here, girl.
Oh, hell, huh.
I didn't mean to do that, dude.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, women, there we go.
Women, women, there we go.
That must have been rough.
Shit, the bad old muddy.
Shut up dogs.
Damn, my face has been versus the night watching this one.
Shut up, dogs.
And this is Gregorio, a regular customer of the restaurant
who has smoked 16 cigars a day since age 12.
Next May, he'll be 14 years old.
Okay, that one, that one, just the first part of that.
Just the first part is outrageous to me.
me. If you smoke even 10 cigars a day, they take a lot of cigar is a long time, even 10.
That's every second of almost every day. Turn the volume back up. Oops. Have we seen this
before?
He thinks every video is real.
Well I mean that new story had to be, somebody had to make a new story about somebody, even
if it was audio from a different place.
And what, uh, what include do you have for the channel to do that?
I'm telling you, these are facts, they're not even opinions.
This is not even an opinion.
Dog food is delicious.
It's like every time I take a bite of it, it just transports me.
It's like the best thing I've ever had my whole life.
I thought about it.
I lick that plate clean like a fucking dog.
Like a can of just fucking beef dog food.
So I think, father.
I didn't say that.
Father, I think he should live.
I didn't say that.
I think he should die.
Father, don't kill him.
He just was trying to help his family.
You got like dog food?
Trader Joe's butter chicken, right?
Why did I say that?
I think you should feed it to the lions.
There had to be a reason.
Interesting.
I'm not even gonna defend what just happened.
That's just the way it is.
It's like my favorite fucking food item ever.
But that's kind of, that's alright. I'm alright with that.
Yeah, you're out of context, but where's it from?
Alright, then we're good.
HUNTERTAKER, GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!
What is it, Dad?
HUNTERTAKER, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FINISHED PLATE TO YOU?
No, Dad.
That's right, you didn't need your cucumber!
Dad, I just want to play Elden Ring, come on.
No, no, no! You're a growing boy!
It's a good, uh, pop-bear impression.
Dad, I'm 59.
Ate the cucumber!
You only ever do this with me, you never do it with Cain!
Cain is the mayor of Knox County, Tennessee!
But real by the way, I don't make boys who apply themselves eat their vegetables!
You always gotta bring that up, huh, Dad?
Undertaker as your biological father!
Somehow, you're not leaving until you eat the cucumber!
OOOOOH, YES!
I'm running away from home
Fuck
All right, guys, let's talk about how to catch these bass in this pond when it's frozen over like this
Personally, I like to throw a topwater fall because it seems to keep the same action
Maybe just a little bit faster
My crankbaits with the build base don't really tend to do very well like this
But if I get a big enough fish to break through the ice this may actually work
But let's just say you wanted to fish pan fish
I've got my pan fish rod. I want to fish this little red worm down in there
But you know, we live in the South and we don't have drills for ice
So what we do is we just bring a shotguns out here
There I got a nice little hole and you just drop that worm right down in there Jesus
I think I got a bite right there
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and not get wet, you get no down payment
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Hey Mario that big old 500 pounds some bitch bowser
Just took the damn princess and used all the star power to put everybody in pain
Now I need you to take your ass inside those paintings and recover the stars with a little bit of
Jumping what a little bit of punching what and a little bit of ass whooping what?
to save Princess Peach, and that's the bottom line.
Custom Toad said so.
All right, I love how it's just a PNG that doesn't move.
That's what was going to get me more than anything else.
But that was a good one.
Jedi Horse from Burberry.
What is the essence of a hero, power, is for real?
Speed, grace, a horse who bodies all of his qualities.
That is why I train with horses.
I must be stronger than the horse.
Why do they have a lightsaber?
Faster than the horse, more beautiful than the horse.
But it's not enough to merely train with horses.
I know it's not a driver and I know he's the lights up with what this is for
Burberry is a joke at Jedi horse okay it's a joke okay all right what the fuck
They are, um, we're getting us, excuse me, a slight increase in the number of doses that we'll be getting to the state.
They are, um, we're getting us, excuse me, a slight increase in the number of doses that we'll be getting to.
It was a cough, this is fake news, she goes like this, she goes like this, hold on, let's
verify this information.
Why did I watch this four fucking times?
I shouldn't have even laughed at this.
I just...
Whatever.
It's a cough.
That's a cough, right?
We're getting us.
Whatever, whatever, it happens.
Sometimes I do that too.
Excuse me, a slight increase.
That was Na Mara.
Na Mara.
Game of your choice for 30 minutes.
It's in the number of doses that we'll be getting to the state.
Guys! Oh, no, I live!
The scientists were able to mimic Nessie Amun's voice by recreating his mouth and vocal chords
with a 3D printer.
It allowed them to produce a single sound.
world premiere. I was preparing for it.
Did you make did somebody make this in blender just to do that because of this fucking stream I
Fucking hate I'm annoying I am
You had to lock it I tried to lock in dude it was it was the fact that it happened like six or seven times
You never beaten those alley I look
Ah, it was the game clam.
In my brain, the reason why I laughed is it, to me,
it felt like somebody here in this community
made that on purpose.
That's all I could think of was this motherfucker
in the chat right now made this,
because all we talk about is,
oh, a car crashes, he thinks this is so funny.
And you just did it over and over and over again,
like, yeah, what do you think about that?
That's why I thought, whatever, it's all good.
That was iron 234.
Iron 234, congratulations.
I shouldn't have even laughed at this.
I'm actually annoyed.
So it's gotta be four and three.
Okay, any questions before I go on from here?
Great. I really understood that well.
That's a classic.
Patrick, did you bring enough for the whole class?
season
Why is a kid crying, why is a kid crying, funny, like I'm sticking him down on the beachy.
I
Just think I think if that happening and the kid being like
And then bringing it to the parents
The dad the mom
No, that was a Mario Kart crash that was a mom that was a go kart
That's not a car and it was on a hot wheels track. That's not a car a go-cart is a car
It's not a car a go-cart is a little pretend car
C underscore G 2001 congratulations
Okay, what even was this the same video
Okay, I thought this was the same video as the Luigi one so it made it made me laugh even harder
I was like, why is this an outro?
as E. David Scott will tell you when you call this number. Just answer simple questions with your touch-tone phone.
$2 a minute.
$2 a minute for entertainment only. Under 18, get permission. Call now. Learn who your pet was as a human in a previous lifetime.
Don't you wish that this shit still existed? I want to, I want to have, I just want to talk to that person on the phone
and I just want to know who, what they're gonna say.
Do you think they just have a list of
Important figures to wrote history that they just have on a board in front of them and they just kind of pick one
Like well, it does you
Is your dog? I
Think wait, did you dog like?
Did you dog like ancient Egypt?
You've been to ancient Egypt
No, well, I got a I got a I got a skip clear patch for them
If you do have any, what's your dog's favorite food?
And they say, like, ah, he likes the beef, I give him wet food for a blue buffalo, the beef one.
And then I have to go buffalo, okay, buffalo now.
The buffaloes, the old times.
Maybe back in the settlers, okay?
Do you just, it's just like word association?
Like what did they actually do?
It's Akinator, but in the 90s. Yeah, like they must have had to just do word association for like what you're hot what like what?
What color is your dog's fur? It's like oh, it's uh, you know, he's got
Where's he's why got white fur? Okay, well then
Like when you go from there
there. They are famous YouTuber. I would, dude, I would love God to be funny to like
just do that. People have called him with their pets.
Now 25 miles that way Sacramento, 25 miles that way Stockton. Now Lake Michigan is about
two blocks that way and the university is about a mile that way. But when you put down
snowboard and you're heading back from Park City on a little strip of road that's got a 25-set car
walk right across the street from a Scandinavian college and across the street from the Oregon
Ballet Theater and not too far away from where Laverne and Shirley rode their bike. In the heart
of the true wine country about eight miles from the fountain of youth. Now my cousin Paul lives here
right over there is the golf course. Now I used to work about a mile that way right on the corner
of Chinatown where all the fishing boats come in and drop off their catch. Now there's a lot going
going on in this area. You know the witch trials and everything? Locals around here call this
Tenpen. An area they used to call the nickel. In the middle of a bunch of neighborhoods,
northeast is the locals call it. In the heart of thoroughbred country, or sobro is the locals
call it. Now when you come home from the singing bridge, we're in an abandoned gas station
that it turned into a pawn shop known for great agriculture, especially their walnuts.
I
I could never even attempt to do that.
Big-ass bowl of spaghetti.
You're given a big bowl of spaghetti to eat.
And you start eating that big-ass bowl of spaghetti.
And all of a sudden, as you're eating, you come across a roach.
And that's spaghetti.
What? There's a roach in this big ass bowl of spaghetti.
Do you continue eating that spaghetti?
No.
Or do you throw out the entire bowl because the spaghetti has now been tainted?
Tainted. Tainted a thousand percent.
Wow.
Hello? Hello?
My name is Yuvan Murasini.
What is your name?
How old are you?
I'm forty.
What is your name?
How old are you?
How old?
Four years old.
You are the youngest person ever.
So Yuvan, what is your job?
My name is Yuvan Murasini.
How old are you?
My job is to sing.
Do you know what you might do with one dollar?
I will buy a big...
And we said this is plain phasmophobia.
Your name is your name!
You're the morassini!
You are the person that do it!
It is time to hear you sing!
Ah sorry, it's not a car.
Not a car.
That's cute.
So excited.
Oh!
I'm ready.
Jarvis, open the mask.
Hmm, it's pretty cool, isn't it?
Oh, Jarvis.
Open the mask.
Let me read the instructions.
I can get him to do some cool things. Okay, Jarvis? Jarvis?
Close the mask. Jarvis, activate battle mode. Jarvis, activate battle mode.
Miss motherfucker Jarvis, open the helmet. What are you making a fucking noise Jarvis? Jarvis, open the helmet.
Oh, I've been saying the code wrong close the battle helmet close the mask fuck
I've given the exact commands service if you start this while it's closed you start going like this
I fucking hate this guy, he's got one!
Jarvis!
That's a big ass lava lamp!
No I didn't fucking...
Oh we ain't done yet!
This must have registered on an emotional level.
Discombobulate.
Discombo-target.
Discombobulate.
Bunker's blind jab.
Discombobulate.
An attempt-wild haymaker.
Discombobulate.
Insomery.
Discombobulate.
The ending was very good.
I refuse to laugh at a 6-1, but I was both to laugh at what somebody said in the chat.
Somebody said, why is he running on the highway?
And that was the only thing that I cared about.
All right, let me take one take a look.
I want to take a look at how many are left.
All right, we've got about 30 videos left.
Here's the final 30.
How many times have I left?
I think it's been about 8 times.
15 fucking times?
15?
I thought it was 8.
I've watched 15 times over what, almost 200, 300 videos?
unblock it in for now on
Did he fart? Confirm if he farted. I'm about to laugh.
Chester Stone used cars. I'm starting to sell cars. Now I've got a beautiful car here
for you. All I want is $7,000. Look at this bitch. $7,000 for this car. But I got a slight
Get in the back you give me seven thousand dollars all you got to do is fix the bag
See we got a slight we got a slight dip in the back
$7,000 it bitches your super D. Use car
And again, we'll use about a fifth of that
Stir it up a little bit
Okay
Hey Siri
How much is one fifth of one tablespoon of yeast?
0.2 tablespoons is 0.00078 gallons.
Okay, so about a fifth.
Hey Siri!
How much is one-fifth? Hey Siri!
How much is one-fourth of five?
Hey Siri!
S-plus.
Oh, shite!
You wrecked me!
Eggplant, Jack.
45 minutes for some grilled eggplants.
I don't buy it!
He's going to sell it!
How about every time I land on one of my properties, I get a hundred dollars?
How about that? How about that?
This is a brand-o.
Tony.
What, honey?
How about that? How about that?
I'm right here with you. Tony, you are mine!
Why?
Get rid of me too, Ben.
Sir, can you hear me?
How about that? How about that? How about that?
How long have you been with her yeah, what was mr.
What was Mr. Bean doing? What was Mr. Bean doing? I didn't even think about that. What was he doing? He's trying to dry his pants.
I feel like Mr. Bean would be...
This is so much Mr. Bean content.
I feel like you could... That's a treasure trove of stuff to watch.
It's only eight episodes. I thought it was like 800. Wait, I thought there were more episodes of Mr. Bean than one piece.
There was only eight episodes ever of Mr. Bean. Why do I feel like there was 10,000 episodes?
It's eight episodes. What? You're blowing my mind right now.
Why does it feel like he was he was on TV for like 10 years?
Well, like 30 years.
That's crazy, I thought there was at least a couple hundred Mr. Bean episodes, whatever
it was.
I don't even know if it was a sketch show, I don't even know what it was.
Bean Gala Effect.
I just feel like I've seen so many clips of Mr. Bean doing something and it's only for
what your content then because it's only eight episodes every second is worth
I got it, I got it, apparently.
Huh?
How long have you been...
Shit.
I got it, I got it.
Huh?
We got this shit, we got...
What is your green?
My name is green?
How green are you?
I'm very green.
You are the greenest person ever.
What the fuck was that?
Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.
Is that it?
Man, I don't need a jacket.
Thanks, author.
You know that is any of your business, but fuck you, and fuck off, and leave me to my
elections.
Up the floor just cracked, I believe I might fall.
100 and taro right now and taro and in Dallas your your heat index is 107
every one in McKinney is dead the temperature the heat index right now in
McKinney is 10,000 what is that 101,105 it's hot in McKinney
Jesse Hawila I thought he was on paternity leave he's sabotaging me again
105 in Corsicana the heat index and meridian is 110 fix that probably the
Heat index McKinney is about 105.
I'm getting dummy!
Why is this far?
Insurance?
Oh my god
It's not funny!
Everything is sucked under the lawnmower!
It's fucked up!
Wait!
This is the best part right here.
Dude, Skyland on a fucking plate of wrenches!
What did he land on?
What is this?
What is this scrap metal doing here?
That's fucking insane.
The sound effects.
Yeah, this is a razor blade.
I've never seen this video.
Why is this video crazy?
Oh, there's so much going on.
When people start getting like fucking ripped up by the machines, this is crazy shit.
That's not funny.
This is not funny.
Yeah, hey, you guys, I'm in here.
No, the one with the guy throws something at the other guy's face and then he cuts his
hand.
Like, what is this guy, what's fucking wrong with you?
Like, hey, hands up!
And then he grinds up his hand.
Oh my god, that was fucking crazy.
The three stooges workshop.
No, it was just out fucking rages.
Okay, who was it?
Tan, Tan Manorism, congratulations.
It was an Ad for an insurance company.
Oh, sure. Nightmare fuel. I know, seriously.
I hit they just got me with a guy falls into the bag of wrenches. It's just with the dummy
with the it's a dummy doing it. It's like the biggest. Okay, insurance for what probably
workplace insurance I would imagine. In the music in the background too, this is not the
kind of music that you played during a bunch of horrible things happening. It's way too
upbeat and fun and engaging. This has to be scary music in the background. You cannot,
you cannot, it's a Willy Wonka factory. You can't put a saxophone like that behind just
this tragic shit
all my girl
the girl we use of the girl screaming in the pizza one is my is amazing
i don't think i'm i can't even watch it again
girl it was crazy
all my goodness
the law yet but i'd
i don't think that one more there's a lot going on that was the boy was that
whatever
Moving on.
Oh my god.
That smells like ass.
We both can't fuck your money
So don't mind
RUST
We both break your gills
We both get your top
We both can't fuck your money
So don't mind
RUST
We both break your gills
RUST
That's right
RUST
Yeah!
RUST
Yeah!
RUST
Oh, yeah!
Oh, dude, that's gonna go...
Here we go, five of them.
Look at Tom's sheets as well.
Oh my goodness, alright!
So he is up here, and his little thing there he is, and that's Ben Franklin.
He's going to invent a move called the Franklin.
I'll invent a move called the Franklis.
Oh, shit.
So in tasting, what we do is...
Ah, I love this video.
This is an ancient one.
That's the warmest part right here.
I'm going to invert the spoon.
Mmm.
Cover all 9,000 taste buds.
Areate it.
You can tell it's old when it has a website ad on the video.
you
Thank you.
Can doctor we have a problem?
I'm in Weldon spring.
I'm in Yevley. I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat.
I'm inside one of the inching down oil tanks.
I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks. I am not inside a fusion reactor. I'm in a hole. I'm at Disney World
I'm in an airplane bathroom. I am in an unpowered glider. I'm in Iceland. I'm flying a few thousand feet high.
I've been this guy a thousand times. I'm at platform nine and three quarters. I am under the English Channel
I am still in the Arctic. I'm on top of a hill. I am in Baton Rouge. I am squinting into the Sun. I'm in Swindon
I am about to cross a road. I'm in Bristol. I'm on my way back from the Arctic. I'm at Space Camp
I am putting myself at risk of being sued.
I'm not a party.
I'm not the Eureka weather station.
I am with Norm.
I am back with Norm.
Last time I was outside this pub with Norm,
he taught me how to strangle someone.
I am back in the UK, and I have a cold.
the
That's cute.
That's close. That was a good one.
Leave him! Leave him! Leave him! Leave him!
That ought to keep things settled for a while.
Mastered! Mastered!
Look at him, fool! Look at him, fool!
Mastered!
that was uh that's close only because of when they all they all said at the same time they sound like a robot together
what's going on here?
wait is this the same video?
you can see him letting himself out of the scene
What happened?
I don't know, I don't know, I just came here.
Oh, you're right.
What on earth is going on?
Well, he's still carrying on.
Mark, just stop because it came some stone or something through Demos' seat.
Up in the air, son of Demos.
Dad.
Uh oh, you found the toothpaste?
Let's get one thing clear.
I can brush my teeth all by myself.
Okay!
It's a crazy video.
Are they ready yet?
Almost ready!
Where do the statistics come from?
Come and see!
I am, I am my way out, Mr. Hero!
For the tastiest fish, just go out your door and call to Captain Barnacle.
Kids must be under parental separation, they contain giant bones.
And there goes the Balsetta operation.
My father, Larry Wayne, Petticelli.
Many times.
Walking back he old, what's wrong with him?
You're on camera, say something.
Last night, and night before, there was three women walking down the street that way.
I saw them. I said, hey, you three women, why are y'all walking down the street that way?
There's nothing down there.
And they flew away.
I saw them with some birds.
In the photo shoots you do with Vogue magazine
and Cosmopolitan and Entertainment Weekly Time magazine,
your hair changes dramatically
From short to long, do you wear wigs?
No, I do not.
Have you worn wigs?
No, I have not.
Will you wear wigs?
Maybe.
When will you wear wigs?
Bob, there you are.
You've been looking for a anywhere.
It's too early.
Since pilots couldn't see out of the plane because of angled landing, engineers put
together a solution.
The Concorde featured a droop snoot.
Droop snoot?
No, the snoot was droop.
The snoot droop.
Dude!
Hello?
Hello, I would.
Like to modify this stuffed animal and connect the guitar to it. I would.
Like to modify this stuffed animal and connect the guitar to it.
I would.
Like to make some sounds right away.
What is going on?
That's the end. I made it to the end.
Okay. I think that's it. I think is, is there, is there any more?
There should be three more. Oh, okay. Yeah. Can you, can you manually link them? There's three more apparently.
Oh, there are three more.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I have them manually.
I forgot I have them manually here.
That should have them here.
All right, here we go.
Here's this one.
I
Is this from Driver?
What I love about Driver, this can happen in Driver?
You have to play, no I did play this, I couldn't get through the tutorial.
This is the game that I couldn't beat the tutorial on, right?
Okay, hit it as this one.
Good.
Very good.
All right, this would be the last one.
This is called the Three Stooges Flying Pineapple DVD Rip.
Zip!
Santa Maria!
What you tried to make for me? A food salad? Pigs!
Oof, that was a real pratfall.
He can't call me that and get away with it.
My piece!
Right.
Hotel Mario, all cutscenes.
Alright, that's it for that.
It only takes about three hours to get through,
But I figured it's gonna be at least two hours like someone between an hour and a half three hours, so we're on pace
So that means I've laughed how many 16 times
16 out of
Like 230 videos that's pretty good numbers
So that means that all 16 of you I'm gonna play a game that you want me to play for 30 minutes and
If you do the math there
That is eight hours
of content that is going to be strictly your choice.
Also, that also means that there's going to be 12 new emotes.
We're finally going to have new emotes on this channel.
If what you submitted, if I laughed at it,
Again, we have everybody's username that submitted it.
You got, let's call it, five days to get back to the mods here.
That's a lot of fun. There was some good ones in there.
I think I locked in pretty well, but there were at least two dozen great ones.
I still, I cannot believe that, that workplace insurance video was outfucking
outrageous, outrageous. Alright, so now it's been about three hours. I figured to
be about a five plus hour stream, so we're good. I'm going to make some, I'm
gonna mess with some clay. Another stream that I promised to do on Christmas, we're
doing it. I'm gonna take a five minute break, so if you were only here for the
you laugh you lose. Thanks for coming. If you want to stick around and watch me play with
clay, then let me preface this by saying I'm not, I'm not very good at this, but art is subjective,
right? We can all agree with that. So I'm going to make a couple of monsters or something, maybe,
I might just make a couple of balls and just like squish them, we'll see. But yeah,
I'm going to go, I'm going to go sleep. We'll have a good sleep. All right. Let's freaking
go. I'll be back in like five minutes. I got to move this table behind me too. So I'll
be back in a little bit. So see you later. See you in a minute.
Thank you.
you
Hello, I'm not back. I just want to say that auto needs a little bit of attention.
So I'm going to help out auto and maybe like another five minutes or so.
I'll be right back.
We'll see you soon.
you
I'm in the room, I'm just, uh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
I'm in the room. I'm just, uh, the setup is kind of weird, so hold on.
Here, it looks like a mountain's sort of in it.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
one
Hold on.
Second
What is that? Everyone said I'm bald? Nope
Okay, how's that?
We're going to test it.
I got to crawl into the table. I'll be right there.
Ow.
Hey, welcome to Messin' McClain.
Oh, shit. Did I not tell enough? Did I not tell enough?
It's got to be pulled board this way or that way
Like that that way
Oh look
I can't touch anything it's like I've been playing operation in my own with my up with my stuff
How's that better find out
Oh, stop.
Okay.
Gotta go higher.
Welcome to the clay screen.
Or I crawl into my furniture for an hour.
That's got to be enough, right? It has to be.
All right, let's go. I'm ready.
Hey, how are you? Hello. Welcome, everybody. Finally. Yes, I know. Okay, so I don't want
the mic to be that closed. I feel like it's going to be crinkling and awful. But here
we go. Here's what I got to work with tonight. Okay, let's make sure I got to go in that
arts and crafts category. Please turn more lights on. This is a
look. This is perfect lighting. I Yes, I know I have a good
veiny fucking hands. Okay, I'm looking over the chat. I'm going
to get it out there before everybody starts to say it. I
got veiny ass hands. I know, whatever. I do want me to wear
gloves I'll put on gloves for you. I'm 40. This is a 40 year old man's hands, okay? I've
got scrapes, I've got cuts, it's dryness. Alright, here's what we got to work with.
for dabbing. This is this is model magic. It is this back is not this is about a year
old. Does this go bad? If it's airtight in the thing does it go bad? And then I got this
shit too. Fluffy putty. It's going to make whatever. We've got our assorted tools. As
you can see here, these are the tools that we'll be using. I'm going to work here. Let's
actually go right there. That's better. Here's my workstation like that. This stuff is good.
This stuff, this stuff never dries, by the way. I, when I did, I spent a long time since
I've done this I'm gonna be honest. When I used to do this, I like the stuff that you don't have to
cook. Okay, I just wanted to play with. Oh, yeah, I don't know shit about any of this. So if you're
here, if you're coming here, this is a clay stream, he said, Oh, man, dude, I can't wait to see this
guy that knows what he's doing. This is not you're in the wrong place. I imagine that I am a seventh
grader. And the teacher brought in clay today. And bro, this is a big deal, right? This is a big deal
deal to a 7th grader.
All right, let's go with,
I got my water here
because you might want to work with wet hands.
And I'm going to make a monster.
What is going to see what happens?
Just let the art just flow through you, okay?
Which one do I want to use?
All right, do you want me to use the DOS
or the Plastilena?
Viewer's choice.
Das.
Okay.
And I can do weird shit with that layer. Let's go. They open it up.
I believe this stuff also doesn't dry.
It's pretty mushy.
I live in Las Vegas too, so is it possible that the heat
fucked this all up eventually over the last six months? We'll find out.
Dude, it looks like peanut butter fluff.
Look at that.
I'm gonna cut the whole thing out.
Why don't you, fuck it.
Cut out the whole thing.
You wanna see, it looks like a block of marshmallow.
Don't eat it though.
Reveal.
All right, so I'm going to make a monster.
That's what I used to like to do.
And I would just do it by just simply, I would just kind of mush it together and see what
happens.
Give them teeth.
We'll see.
How are these ASMR sound effects?
Are they good?
I should probably wet my hands.
Let's get this out.
Okay. I didn't think about trash for this.
Okay, so I'm going to call this monster
Rectangley and here he is and I'm done.
Don't fuck it up. Alright, let me think.
Let's make let's make a large body
Hold on
This is the shit and hit me like you like
I don't even need to do this and just doing it for fun ready
Browse the first cut of the night. Are you serious?
Oh
That's like, did I just cut my hands doing that?
Be careful with that.
Look at that perfect brick.
There we go.
Ah, where's my roller?
No, we're going to do this.
Just get your hands wet.
Let's start working.
Workplace safety.
as you can see if your anger out.
Alright, and what I like to do is I'm not even kidding by the way, it's just like, what
does it start to look like?
I don't even give a fuck.
What does it look like?
Oh, it's quite a nice praying monster.
Done.
No, no, no, here we go, alright, I'm looking at, okay, wait, just get the shape.
It looks like a turd.
No, wait, I actually don't.
Hold on a second.
I'm cooking here. Wait a minute.
Let me get the shape and we'll get the tools in.
I'm thinking this is the mouth.
That's the mouth right here. This is the nose.
The nose comes up, bends a little, two big nostrils.
All right, let's work with that and then the body this would be the body I
Like it because the lip is kind of good to hold on a second
It's okay you call it whatever
That's a mouth you don't see the vision you don't understand fucking art sorry
All right, let me get let me get the shape I'm gonna put this down. Let's get the body
And I actually do want to, actually no, I'll just roll it, I'll roll it with my own hands.
Kind of need more, I might use the Placilina, because the body is going to be, that's good
and it's really working here.
I like how it feels in your hands
and it actually feels pretty great.
It's like squishing this dog hair all over this.
It's okay.
This clay is notoriously hard to work with.
Well, why did you all tell me to do that?
I think it's fine.
Do I want the body, the body needs to be a little thicker than this though, hold on.
I'm just trying to work it, trying to work it in a little.
You don't want stiff ass clay.
You want to work it, man.
You got to really get your hands in there and squish it, roll it, squish it.
And then you can kind of do it if you want with it.
Use more water to soften it.
Yeah.
I think it's okay for now though.
It's not, it's not bad.
All right.
The, what are we thinking?
Circular body or we think in a long body, I'm thinking a circular body.
Today in adult daycare, we're wasting a bunch of art supplies.
What do you mean, wasting?
What are you talking about?
I love doing this shit.
We're wasting?
You think I'm wasting these supplies?
I'm using these supplies.
Aren't you supposed to use the clay?
Okay, is making a clay monster wasting art supplies?
Isn't that the whole point
is for you to make something with it?
Okay.
All right, now it should be good now.
I actually might make this a little smaller.
I don't want that to be as mouth.
I want to smoothen this out a little bit more.
I'll do detail work after, because I'm not cooking this.
I think the head needs to be a little smaller.
It looks like a penis. It's not done.
done. This might be a little too heavy. Oh, I like that. I like what's going on there.
Let me wet it a little more. I like to see the mouth here. I like how it's starting to
form a little. That's an I. Let me get a nice little slip there.
It's all right.
Looks like Diablo 2.1.
Actually, I don't know if I have enough to really do a full body, but I think I'm kind
I like in this. Give me a second. Here's why I like this.
He doesn't even need a body.
Because of your song.
Okay, I don't dislike this, but.
Kind of sad, maybe I should make him happier.
Why is he sad?
I mean, he's not supposed to be sad, but he might be.
Sometimes when I get to this stage, I just smush it.
Give me, you know what, give me one of these.
There's a little too much here. Just trying to actually, I kind of like the texture.
Coop tools.
Kind of give him a little bit of a texture on his head.
Let's go thicker with it, doll.
I like it.
I'm going to do that on the whole thing.
And really just fucking mess it up.
Look, there's no right way to do this.
There's only wrong ways.
And those are your ways.
So let me tell you differently.
That looks like fur, I actually kind of like that it's fur.
Alright, let me get some support here, I'm going to fix these feet too.
Feet should come out a little more, that's kind of like back.
Let's see if I can just stand up.
New fursona.
Kind of looks like Gonzo.
This dude should be in the German rumble.
There is another one.
Alright, I'm thinking for the first like feet.
Maybe just like three.
Now like wide toes, you know what I'm saying?
Now like dinosaur foot.
I'm saying.
I feel like I can do that better with.
Something here.
Oh, look at this thing.
That's perfect for what I need.
I'll do that later.
Let me see if this is better.
Yeah, that's way better.
I need to give some lip definition, eventually, here, too.
Maybe he should open his mouth a little more.
I feel like this should be shorter.
Is that too long, you think?
It's kind of like a beak.
What if I did another?
Let's see.
I want to get this out of the way because it'll help me mess with the eye later.
Dude, look at that guy's technique.
It sucks.
Can you see what I'm up to here?
See what the you see what I'm doing here.
It kind of looks like I'm like a dinosaur.
Right, looks like wood. It does look like wood.
Alright, should nostrils be under here or like disgusting up here?
What do you think?
Anything under the nose?
Like just two big nostrils?
Yeah.
I like how it's, look at his neck.
Look at that neck texture, actually, you know what, here, now that I got it a little bit
more dry, let's go up with it a little, make his neck a little skinnier, bend to the nose,
He looks like he's in a bit of pain, this is a Muppet, we're just going wherever it
goes.
I'm that annoying art teacher that you probably had that was like, just, you know what, just
go.
And you end up having this, and the art teacher takes a look at it, you just kind of bring
it up and you're like, this is what I got.
And the art teacher goes, the plight of the human heart, no!
I actually like it a lot.
side is no good. We gotta fix the shit. Alright, let me get this side. Let's actually, you know,
let's get the vision going. I want. I gotta, I gotta. Boy, I gotta fix this shit big time.
There's this first eye right there. Let's go like this.
It's going to take a few minutes. I'm just going to smoothing this out a little more.
like a smiling friends character?
It does kind of look like a smiling friends character.
It's kind of starting to look like an old man in a second here.
Okay.
That nose has got to get fixed.
I wonder if I make them, if I do this.
I wonder if I can make, maybe should be guys bigger.
Is it the sorting hat?
No, not yet.
It's an eagle from Angry Birds.
One second.
And now we're leveling up.
I don't want to put his head down to fuck up what I did in his head.
Actually, you know what? I'll do this.
I can fix the detail later.
Just get it in there, just work in them.
Are you ready?
Just let the art go wherever it's going to go.
Getting there.
We have a body.
I gotta get some support under here.
He kind of looks happy from this angle. Let's do it from this angle for a minute.
You have to put the wiring under the neck. That's alright though.
It should be all right after a little bit more support like this.
I guess I could put a stick in there.
It's too wet, it'll dry up, listen to patch it up.
Once it can stand kind of on its own with the support from the flight, it should be
fine.
All right, give me the, give me this thing.
Is this Pokemon? We'll see.
Okay, that side is fine. At least it's connected.
This is a brain, by the way, that's a brain.
I saw something else.
I'm not working for me anymore.
Alright, now give me just a minute,
because I'm going to go around and do this to everything.
Can you see what it looks like now?
It's kind of, looks more like an elephant.
I'm glad that it's just standing right now,
and it could be like a bust.
This is going to be a bust.
You know what?
Let's go ahead and do this.
Just give me a few minutes.
Just go get go.
Take your trash out or whatever.
I don't put clay in your mouth. I was about to go, you know what I mean?
You know, I learned on the Bugleberry Halloween stream that clay is actually incredibly dangerous
to consume. And if you remember in that stream, I was well, Beagleberry was eating spiders
that were running across the table. My hands were covered in pottery clay and I was just
clay was just getting in my mouth and I was almost pretty much eating it. And I didn't
No, and I learned after the fact that yeah, it's actually really bad for you.
Okay.
I was wondering if it would look so rough over here.
Give me the, we'll do detail later.
Is it going to be a little better?
That's better. All right, we're going to smooth them out a little. I actually don't, I actually
prefer the kind of messy, it's clay look with the cracks and the kind of breaking and the
clay. I actually like that a lot. I think it looks cool. There's a lot of people that do
that that are way 100 million times better than I ever will be. I like that look.
Let's go for it. Let me see. Okay.
What do you want? Looks like a stomach. All right, I want to try.
Let me get that done. Now I can kind of go through and fix the eye. Actually,
The eyes look a little old and tired, don't they?
I hope you just didn't hear that.
That was gross.
What if I made the eyes bigger?
Now I got Rhino.
Dude, hold that thought.
Give me a second.
I'm going for a move, I don't care.
I haven't said anything like 10 meters.
It's not a bust anymore. He's going to be he's sitting in a chair and he's going to be leaning back.
These are his little feet.
Is it going to be his little feet?
Stop.
And this is going to make this like a chair underneath them.
You'll see.
the master work.
Please don't break, please don't break, please don't break.
Hold on, I gotta make sure you can see this in case it breaks.
Because that's like the clip moment, right?
Like, oh my god, Jermis, Clay, monster bro!
I'm just disabling all clips.
Yeah!
Ah, we're on to something.
Maybe I should have a little arms coming out too.
Let's get this right.
The feet and the legs I can figure out later.
That's for another moment, but let's just at least get them
kind of in the right spot here.
I was sitting on a rock or something, I don't know, we'll figure it out.
Actually maybe I'll need a little bit extra on the bottom.
So he's actually sitting down.
leg needs work. Hold on. You're bathing a hairless cat. What does it look like on your
That's the best part. The reason why I like to do this, again, I haven't done it in a long time, is clay is one of the only mediums where you could just kind of go in and just not give a fuck, just not even care, you just don't care at all.
at all. And like I said, I was just mushing shit together and we'll see what happens.
I don't know. It might suck. Maybe it's gold. Maybe it's fun. And the best part is if you
don't like it, I could smash his head in right now, but I'm not going to. This mouth needs
more work, but I want to, I'm working on this body here. I like it. I like that. It's kind
a little guy. Okay, so then now I'm going to go through here for a sec. I'm not
about to be defined, you know what I mean? I'll define it a little bit later.
Alright, so now it's kind of leaning back. It's comfy. I need to do some work on the head.
Give me that, you know, give me that texture tool. See what happens if I start doing this.
I like it. Might be hard to see on your end, but it's making, I like what it looks like here.
Can you actually see what that looks like?
I mean, I'm kind of in the way, but, you know.
A little bit here, I can get it closer so you can see it.
See the texture I'm going for?
It looks like a little mole, right?
Yeah, it looks like a little, like a bowl or something.
All right, now the question is, do I want it all the way up to his head, probably.
I'm going to take professional photos with this, by the way, and put it on, I don't know,
the next room.
What's the, no, that's too much.
Oh, I like it. I like how it looks over here. It looks. Oh, that looks kind of good from
the other angle. What if I just take picture from that side?
You see the eye?
Looks pretty good from that angle.
I want to open that eye up a little more and the mouth will do it in a minute.
it I do maybe I want to come he's gonna be snoozing snoozing on a rock
like a little baby rhinoceros
I actually can't even I don't think I can fix that I think the eyes that need
to leave it completely alone. All right, give me this. Tiny arms. Oh yeah, the tiny arms
it can be like an order. Let me get this right. I might add a little bit more back here.
And make it so it's really kind of slouching against something.
I want to go too heavy though, because yeah, I don't want to fall.
Okay, so that's fine right there.
With my tool go, this is the same, can you see what this is?
It's kind of a weird brush.
It's a metallic, it's a metallic brush.
So it feels like, is he going to beam back chair?
Oh, like a rock or something.
He's sitting in like a rock or a chair.
We'll figure it out as it develops.
But I got to make his arms independently, probably with, I could probably paint this,
but should I do the goofy fluffy putty on his head somewhere like this, down his head?
Did it kind of go?
Make a hat for him?
We'll see what we can do.
You really scuffle it up a little bit with this.
I want that texture in there.
His mouth is hidden.
I'll make sure to give it a better angle.
That actually might not show up on camera,
but it actually looks perfect.
I don't want to do too much to it.
You can see the mouth. So you can get it in angle. You can see his mouth. It's kind of,
see how it's like there, right there, and his eyes are closed. See that eye, that eye is closed.
So he's kind of resting. I'll define it a little better later.
He's kind of like,
It's starting to harden up a little bit here. It was actually as good because that means I can
work on the other stuff. All right, you know what? Let me do the arms. And I'm gonna, I'll
I think I'm like, like this, you know, you just kind of,
man, if I like it, just get like a newspaper
to sit on his stomach.
Okay, arms.
I need wet this clay.
I'll tell you that it is, I don't know, I don't really, I don't really, I don't really
do this.
So I'm not actively doing this all the time.
And I don't know, maybe those of you that have make art or you do it in front of people
potentially.
Yeah, I kind of feel a little naked. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit, this looks like shit, doesn't it?
I can imagine people that are very good at this, having people watch them do it.
It sounds like, can I fuck up?
But I think that's the nature of just making anything like this.
I think the point is, if you go into it like this, is to fuck it up.
That's how I went into it.
That's my good coping mechanism for, hey, that looks like shit.
It's like, well, I didn't care anyways.
Yes, I did.
Okay.
Arm thickness.
What is the, what do you think?
I think that's too thick.
I think half that size.
They got to be little, little.
Actually, probably could roll.
Could roll this out a little better, but it's all right.
Smaller than that even.
I'd say probably half of that too.
And I'm thinking he's probably got like three fingers.
Maybe even small like this.
Probably stubby though.
Are you a little longer?
Right there.
I don't know what tool. What do I want? I don't know what tool. The tool that the caveman
and used.
This is going to be tricky.
But I need to do this to his arm.
I probably can make the fingers later.
Or maybe no, maybe he shouldn't have fingers.
I don't like that.
I'm just going to be a little bit.
There's got to be like muscle back here.
It's not like shoulder.
Oh, he's mine.
Same thing that he's fine.
Back a little bit right there.
Blend it. Where's my blend tool?
Still waiting for you to eat it? I told you it's actually dangerous to eat this.
It almost looks like he's about to slump over.
Das modeling is safe for children.
Well, I don't know.
So he's got a little more definition of his arm, actually has kind of like a shoulder.
He needs to have a little elbow here too.
See what I mean?
So now he has.
I got to fix that little divot, but...
I don't think that's, actually, I don't think that's fine.
I think that's fine.
Once the other armor is over here, it'll look better.
All right, second arm.
Let's go dip it in the chocolate.
Name this revelations.
I'm going to give it like that elbow.
There you go.
See like the elbow?
I'm going to give it a kind of chunk right there, a lot of it like that, like that, see
That needs work, doesn't need to work, give him a game boy.
All right, we'll give him a Game Boy on his chest.
He's holding a Game Boy.
This would be a Game Boy.
Oh, there we go.
Game Boy speed run.
Does the Game Boy look like?
This is going to be over, everyone has a leg, I don't want you to be able to see it.
Back it up.
A stone tablet.
I know that looks like shit. That's good enough.
It's fine.
I would call that fine.
I'm not happy about it.
But he smashed it.
He smashed it because he was in a gaming session
and he was like, bro, I fucking hate this level.
All right, right there.
Didn't the Game Boy Survival World War II explosion?
Probably.
All right, now I'm going to fix this other arm.
It actually looks good from this angle too.
I'm actually very happy about this.
I think it looks okay.
Alright, let's fix this arm here.
Because this needs to connect up here.
Always use a clean workstation.
It looks like my toupee.
It's a pretty fancy toupee.
I'm going to add the shoulder here too.
Like right there, what is it?
No, when you're laying down, it'd be kind of bunched up behind you.
I love you. I don't know.
I think this guy's back a hair.
He's chilling, yeah.
I like the Game Boy being a little rough.
Let's do it.
It needs to be more up here, this one's getting kind of hard.
What are you making?
I don't know. That's a good question.
Something.
I think the detail work with the seat is going to really, is going to really pop it off.
Let me get this shoulder.
shoulder. Give him water. He's dry as fuck. It's it's all right. He's gonna be I kind
of want him to set a little bit. He's dry as fuck. He's all right. Well, we'll fix him.
I don't want to mess up that eye though.
Let's get that shoulder, that shoulder cap.
Remember me?
Like that, like that, shoulder.
It's a little more rounded than that.
It's like this.
the common, but no, do you know what I mean?
So we'll too much.
I'm dropping anything.
He's dry as fuck.
All right, that shoulder cap is going to go right
here, right here.
Right there.
And then I'll blend it in here.
Oh, he is pretty dry.
Okay, he is pretty dry back here.
But he's just laying down.
He's chilling.
He's turning into stone. He is fine.
It's going to be tighter.
Okay, I'm going to figure out where does his body end and where does the rock or sofa
or it's a rock.
Let's be real guys.
You know what I mean?
It's a fucking rock.
That ain't that ain't turned into no sofa.
I don't like that.
He's dry. He's dry.
He's turning in the dust. He's alright. He's fine. Okay. I got the arms. I've got the legs pretty much gone here.
I got, I'm going to work on the head, this is little Game Boy.
Get a good look underneath.
I need to, that eye has to be closed.
Let's see what that's all we're working with.
Let me get a good view.
That's what I'm working on.
See that closed eye?
Okay, let me, I don't want to mess with this too much
because I like what it's doing,
but we have to add a little bit of that over here.
Give me the next thing.
All right, pray.
Good.
We want a little bit of bunch up here because it's supposed to be an eye closing, like an
eyelid. Beautiful. Beautiful. See what I'm doing? Getting like in here. Like in there.
Now I'm going to do the mouth.
Mouth is going to be a little harder.
What color are you going to paint it?
I'm thinking gray.
I think a gray, off-white, stone kind of color.
He's kind of drooling.
That's great.
I actually like it a lot.
I'm going to bring you guys down here.
You can see what I'm talking about.
This side needs a lot of help though, but I actually am happy with that.
I don't think I want to do anything to it.
Is this Play-Doh?
Time, you know what?
It's a new year.
We're turning over a new leaf.
Threaten to time that person out for five minutes.
Okay, feels good.
All right.
It's a little, it's a little too happy over here.
I mean, I don't like the smile. I think this has to kind of close up a little.
Because if he's sleeping, I feel like this would be closed up a little more than it is.
There's eye needs to be fixed too. So pray.
It's a little too happy, you know what I mean? It's got to be kind of closed up a little bit more.
That's good. That looks a lot better already.
There we go.
Okay, I don't like that though.
I gotta fix that. We have a surgery we need to do.
Surgery.
was a success.
Is this a success?
I'm going to fix this eye up here too.
I need a little one.
Oh, duh.
Sorry, I'm being quiet. This is incredibly important.
If I screw this up, I fucked the whole project up.
Yes.
Okay.
There was a part that was a slit right here that I had to kind of really
Wait, no, don't do that.
I'm not, okay, I'm not going to fuck with this part because this part I like the texture up here.
And when you start, you start trying to fuck with it too much.
Okay.
Kind of like a little cheekbone, which is fine.
I like it.
Have a back, sorry for this.
No, just a guy.
Just a little guy.
It's a little rhino, cool, okay, I like it.
This eye needs to be closed a little more, can you see on this side?
Let me give you a better view, okay.
See how the side is closed and he's got that mouth.
I got to close it and then I have to re-texture his head.
Well, I guess one I could be open a little more because he's following us like he's
a Game Boy, so I feel like you would do that, but pray.
Okay, look at it dry, I got it, I got him.
Okay, let's go like this.
We need that little texture here.
Happy birthday.
Whose birthday is it?
Happy birthday.
Wow.
Right now I want to do, I'm happy with that, I think that's fine.
See his eyes closed a little more. It's kind of not like open. You get the little texture on the top there.
What is that? I don't want that.
What the hell is happening? I thought my chat just broke. What was that? Oh, this should go to sub so thank you.
I just I thought I saw the chat just explode. I was like, what the hell does that one? Appreciate it.
I don't really shout out subs, but I guess I'm just sitting here looking at the chat. Like, this is the thing I'm paying attention to. So, I guess, hey, thank you, Captain Nigel.
It's the first time I've shouted out of sub in like fucking six years.
But that's I'm going to keep it that way.
I'm going to keep it that way.
I need to fix this big time.
Hold on.
Oh.
Okay.
Crisis averted.
this averted.
All right, time to wet him and re-texture him, and then I'm going to move on to the
bottom.
A little extra there, a little extra if his eyes are closed.
And then we'll kind of let him dry out a little bit.
I don't want this to pull like it is.
Are we supposed to know what this is?
I'll take a guess.
It is crunchy from Animal Crossing.
favorite character. Fuck up.
What does the gameboy look?
Time to do the.
Alright, this is gotta be fixed. Hold on.
Now I'm going to have a double mouth, but I guess that's like a little chin, yeah I like
it.
the gameboy is still magic league intact which is crazy
All right, we're going to do feet texture.
What do we think?
I'm thinking it's going to be maybe just a few lines.
Oh, he's breaking.
He's breaking.
He's fine, don't worry.
So give me this.
Quiet time.
Surgery.
Quiet time surgery.
I think these are separated. That's kind of that's kind of cool looking. I like that.
Oh, damn that. Okay, this is like a double rock. He's got to speed up on like a slab of rocks.
We're going to actually do that this way.
Better.
It's an ottoman? Yeah, it looks like an ottoman. See what I'm doing here? I actually need just
like a let's do my fingers yeah easier that way
you're so locked in let me kind of a little bit
hey i promised you guys i was gonna do this like a year ago and i and i wanted
to do it so i mean i'm here i'm i'm going in
i'm gonna try to do what i'm gonna do i'm trying to try at least make something
as decent as I can. I know I'm fucking around a lot, but I want to at least make it passable for me.
I like how that looks like a rock.
That needs to be re-textured.
Is it footlocked or is it me?
It needs to be shifted a little.
I call this piece Baby Rhino plays baby Rhino.
Baby Rhino plays bunk for Game Boy at 10 o'clock at night and it's way past his bed time.
There.
I think I need to move the foot a little more.
Is there anybody that would like to lift it up?
up a little more.
Actually, I think that's all right.
You want to just protect him at all costs?
I'll do what I can.
I'm just trying to smooth out some of this bullshit.
I don't know if it'd be perfect, but you know,
I don't want him to look like dog shit.
That's all right if it does. Who gives a shit?
It's always hard to do hands and feet
because, especially when you get to the point where you need to make like all the appendages and shit, like everything kind of break apart.
Because it has to get so small. And I know you can really start making little tiny, you know, I'm going to make his thumb and it's like a tiny little thing.
I don't really have the tools.
I don't know if to really do that.
And my dexterity in my hands is not great.
So I don't think I'd be able to do it perfectly.
I would have to do it with a tool like this
and just kind of only a little stabber
and just artist hate doing hands and feet.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
I've heard they're the most annoying to do.
Okay, let me clean up a little
because it's kind of a mess.
And I'll go from here, actually kind of need some of these pieces.
Let me wet them.
I think hands are easier than eyes.
I feel like it's all hard.
Holly is an artist, obviously, like you guys know.
And I'll ask her this question, but she'll kind of be doing something.
to go, how do you even, like, how do you even turn that just streak of just blue digital paint?
How do you turn that into a guy smiling? It's just crazy. How do you go from that first line to,
oh, and this is like Super Mario and he's jumping. My brain has a logistical breakdown
trying to do it. I think way too far ahead. But I think that's why I like to do clay stuff whenever I have a chance, because I don't have to think ahead.
You just draw circles. Yeah.
But there are a lot of talented people and doing this, this is kind of like a piece of shit, it's my piece of shit.
But seeing what people can do with all these different mediums, it's just impressive to know that what I'm doing.
There's just kind of goofy, you know, novice type stuff.
And it just makes you appreciate what people can actually do
that make this their full-time job in their full-time.
Oh, yeah, I'd make the miniatures for Paranormen.
It's like, holy shit, that's kind of, that's crazy.
It makes you appreciate it, but where
when you actually kind of sit down and do it?
Because you just go, what, I just made a fucking elephant.
Like, how the hell did you make Paranormen's face?
So it is what it is.
All right, so I want to, all right,
we've got to figure out the other leg.
Come on, there's the other side.
You mentioned paranormal.
Is it the first thing I could think of?
OK, let me get this better.
of little bits. This is useful. I need this. This is going to be useful. All right.
Let's get a good view. I like that. Oh, not my cashmere carpets.
75,000 dollars for those carpets, I'm kidding. Okay. We need to do the other leg and then
we can mess around with some other stuff. I actually think he's perfect. I think a few
pictures of it too and I'll post them somewhere like maybe I'll show up next stream. Maybe
I'll paint it. Maybe I'll just paint it upstream because I want it to harden. Although this
clay kind of doesn't really harden that well. We're going to do a lot of work over here.
This is not even close. This is not even close. This is actually...
Is that leg too thick?
We're going to get some of the innards of this out.
There's a little more kind of defined sitting.
I need to get in there with the, hold on, you're going to disembowel them?
I'm just being very gentle.
But you talk to him.
Okay, I want it to be like, yeah, that's better.
It needs to be a little bit more of a hump here.
I actually don't, I think it's fine though it is.
He's just kind of chilling, that's fine.
That's a thick leg.
I think it's a little too thick. Hold on. Let's squish them up a little.
All right, that's better.
Did I stab him?
Did I stab him in the face? No, I didn't, did I?
Oh my, don't stab yourself. I'm gonna get hurt on stream.
That's how we really take this shift to the next level.
I need more clay, though.
Don't mess with my clay over there.
I'm making a sculpture for my landlord's birthday.
Refine that ass. I'm going.
Can we watch videos in the corner?
I guess there really hasn't been any music or anything, right?
It's just been silent man doing surgery on Clay baby elephant.
That sounds like a fucking, that sounds like an Elcigate video.
That sounds like a fucked up video that you would find, right?
Like, that's a weird video.
All right, I'm working on that ass area.
Look, I'm working on the back section.
Don't worry.
I stabbed him and now that person just fucked with me.
I stabbed him in the leg.
You can't even see it.
You can't notice it.
It's fine.
Alright, I got a good spot.
Here we go.
This is going to be way more wet.
I don't want it to be super, because I can paint it, so it doesn't need to be completely
defined like, oh look, he's sitting on top of something, he can kind of be mushed into
it a little.
When you lay down on a bed or so far, you're kind of smushed into it, you know, like there's
There's not space between you and the bed.
You're kind of smushed in.
Would I do agree?
He needs a second.
It's it's definitely a beanbag but it's a beanbag with an ottoman.
It sounds kind of weird.
You need music man. I think we're getting close to being done.
I want to mess with that stuff but we're only talking about probably like another 20 30 minutes.
Pretty sure this is kind of close.
I like how it's a rock though.
So breaking up a little is not a problem for me.
Again, I don't want it to be super defined,
but that's fine, because how is it laying down?
I guess you could, if you had a head that was like this,
you could probably do that.
I'm going to fix that.
That's the right way to approach this.
Fuck, I stabbed him again!
I'm stuck with this tool.
This is un-terrible with this thing.
I'm trying to make like a little more like it's a kind of little double rock.
Okay, I think I'm happy with this at the moment.
I did stab him in the leg.
Let's do one more little pass with the texture or machine thingy that back is fucked up.
He's kind of got a pretty big cranium his head can well actually I kind of I like that
though. I'll try to give you a good kind of total view of what it looks like so
far.
This is Game Boy.
He's resting. He's chilling out.
He's not as rock.
Hey, you sculpting yourself?
Yeah.
His head's a little bit bigger on this side, which is a little weird, but...
I think this is the good side here. Yeah, that's that's the side that you want right
there. That's the good shot right there. I closed both and it would paint it a little
little better. Name him and just paint him. I'll try to paint it. I think painting would
be a fun idea. But should I ruin it? Should I ruin it? This arm needs more work. Paint
It can really make a difference, but I think I might want to texture him again.
While I'm saying this goofy shit over here, put it all over him, I feel like paint would
make this a little more interesting because then I could really define where things were.
Paint does a lot of heavy lifting in a lot of ways.
Give Meg his arms a little bigger.
Yeah, definitely needs a little more definition on his arm.
I can fix that.
I think we've got a good gist in it though.
A little like baby rhinoceros sleeping on a beanbag chair with an ottoman.
This is an interesting take on art.
Trying to get banned?
You trying to get banned?
All right, now this is the part of the stream where I make one person laugh.
By fucking smashing his like just smushing him down and then sprinting over to hit the
end stream button.
All right, let me, I just want to play with this next stuff.
We'll make something quick.
I'm not going to do that.
He's cute.
Okay.
Now imagine if I was going to make him get up, stretch his arms and go,
that'll be three weeks.
Do you understand how hard this shit is for people to do that?
I'll be three weeks of doing that every day
He ain't gonna make it off the sofa, I don't think the eyes look all right
Yeah, I like it. I didn't really get him nostrils, but I'm afraid to
He's got kind of a little bit of a Joker mouth on the other side though
Oh somebody said a good tip to get him off
Get the little guy off the tray, get both ends of the wire tool into each hand, then
you need to twirl it a bit so it's until it's slack.
After that, you then need to slowly put under the butt.
Yeah, so kind of slide this under and yep.
I'm going to do that later.
I could wait.
You know what?
I could do this.
Yeah.
Ready?
Where would the, where's the, where are nostrils?
rhinoceros. They're right here. Where would you say it should be? That's his closed eye.
his mouth. He's sleeping, he's slumped over a little. This is a Game Boy. I'll work on
that. This is a nice little rock. Turn around, what the fuck are you doing? Let's shut up.
Well, do you see what we're working here? Do you see we're trying to come up with a
the fucking solution to a problem.
Tip of the nose, right there.
Right here, you think right there?
Yeah!
What did you bake?
This is a baby rhinoceros who fell asleep playing Game Boy, bonk for the Game Boy.
The original green screen Game Boy is laying down on a beanbag and an ottoman.
Okay?
Capiche?
And then I'm going to probably paint it and then I'm going to auction it for as much
money as I can possibly get for this and getting this sorry
Pain this and it's going on the red shelf
He does kind of have like a little bit of a Joker mouth I'll be honest
I like this side my favorite
Is the vision there?
Do you see the vision?
Is the vision available for you to see?
All right, poll in chat.
I want to be honest.
For the first ever look at me, I'm naked.
I'm doing art on stream.
stream. I'm naked. Yeah, your name. Yeah, your name. Be honest with me. Yeah, your name.
I gotta get the real deal here, yeah, your name.
I don't love his arm here, but I gotta fix it later.
I do like what's happening with him though.
This one?
Did you like it? Did you guys do this one? Did you like it?
13 people said nay.
It's way more than 13, I can't even see it yet.
I, by the way, my hair is probably awful.
I've noticed that I usually touch my hair and face
every 10 seconds.
I could not do that right now, no way.
So I probably look like animal from the Muppets.
I do want to just open this one up though because I feel like I like the way this one feels good
95% damn you guys just be a nice 25 people said nay that's fine getting called for Christmas next year
Oh, yeah, let me just see this stuff.
I'm going to let him chill for a little bit.
I like him how he is.
I kind of want to mess with this.
I don't even know why I got this.
Is it flolm? It's kind of like flolm. Maybe I'll just make a...
I'll see.
I always like the way this stuff felt in your hand.
I think I guess that's it. I don't really know what else to do with this. Give him some
meat. Hey, we'll give him some meat snacks. No, don't ruin it. No. All right, hold on.
sculpt. Give me one minute. Ready? Go.
Doesn't that smile is back?
I don't think it's funny that they sell goldfish in tubs, actual gigantic tubs of it.
I don't think there's any other snack food on earth that comes in a gigantic milk carton
that's like five gallons.
They don't like, Lay's potato chips don't come in a three gallon jug.
Cheese balls, right?
Okay.
That's not on.
Maybe box of pretzels.
Ow.
Careful.
Okay. Good. That's great. Don't put him on that gross thing. Wait, I'm going to set him
next to his friend. Don't touch him. He's way more precious than you.
This is the other one I wanted to play.
This is model magic.
I don't know how well this is going to last or what it, I always thought this stuff felt
really cool.
Again, I'm going to do another speed run.
Yeah, this one's, that smells, that smells like, like, I don't know, like plastic.
last year or something. Is it supposed to smell? That filled the room with a scent. That doesn't
seem like a whole lot. Maybe not. We'll see. It's staining my fucking hands. All right,
speedrun. Oh, this does feel kind of good though.
Why do you all start with a penis?
It's, I just am moving it around.
I like how it looks going on here.
I think this is fucking dead, dude.
There's a crazy frog.
Not flatten the head up.
Okay.
Yep.
I'm going to put this back in the box.
This one sucks. Wait a minute. Oh, hold on. Turning this into something else. I have
a fan going. Yeah, sorry.
This is the kind of shit that a little kid comes up to you and says, look what I did, I made this roster!
You go, whoa! I wonder where the mess is, because it's probably everywhere and that's what you came up with.
The rest of the clay and the paint is probably all over the bedroom.
So where's the rest of it?
It needs to be thinner.
This is never going to stay on him.
Bro, this stuff was not made to like touch this thing.
Look, it is not even true.
New plan.
This is hair.
Oh, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
just saved everything those ellipse now do this shit won't it's it won't even try
to stick to each other. All right, hey, we'll just take a fucking screenshot. Okay.
Oh, dude, it's time for the nightmare blunt rotation. Hey, dude. I don't want to pretend
to do that Clay. Hey, what do you think? What do you think about that? Hey, whoa, hey, whoa,
hold bro, hold on a second. Let me do everything, let me get a fucking, I should let me get one in there.
don't touch your face. That one was a total fucking failure, but sorry. There you go.
There are the two friends. This one doesn't count. Alright, one of these is actually
kind of good, but this one sucks. I wasn't trying to make anything with this. I was just
trying to make some of these.
I was going to make a shrimp and put the blue in it more.
All right, that's going to be it.
I'll take a couple of better pictures of this so you can see with more high resolution.
As he's drying out, he actually looks really cool.
I should like it a lot.
Hey, here's what it is.
next time you see me live I will either be a with the horseman doing a horseman
thing maybe on Thursday or be casino Inc so casino Inc is the next room that I
will be alone on that's a lot of fun I had a good time it was a good day today
was a good day. You off you lose is fun. This is fun. It's a good day. Have fun. It's exactly
the kind of time that I thought it was gonna be about six hours. So all right, well, that's
it. I'll see you later. I kind of can't turn the stream off unless I go over there. So
Bear with me for a second.
Alright, there's not going to be an outro, I'm just going, oh it actually does look
kind of different.
Take a seat from the camera.
You don't look bad.
You look a little dry.
I'll see you later.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for hanging out.
Have a great rest of your weekend.
I'll see you in the middle to mid-late next week.
Goodbye.
I will make sure he's hydrated and I will paint him.
Have a good night.
Take care.
Thanks for your submissions and we'll figure out what the next step is for the eight hours
of 20 to 30 minutes.
Can I play this game?
It might be some game from like 19, I'll figure it out.
Thanks for watching.
See you later.
Bye.