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I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 242.8, "end": 248.4, "text": " That's not happening."}, {"start": 248.4, "end": 257.68, "text": " ads well no there'll be ads here no they won't maybe they will I don't know not"}, {"start": 257.68, "end": 271.66, "text": " today tons of ads you reach the old man status I'd say as of now you you I won't"}, {"start": 271.66, "end": 275.76, "text": " be speaking about this very much in the future I think I think I'm okay now I"}, {"start": 275.76, "end": 279.06, "text": " I guess some other issues that I have to figure out I got I guess some fucking issues"}, {"start": 280.44, "end": 283.44, "text": " Connected to this it's gonna take a while to get all the way there"}, {"start": 283.44, "end": 285.68, "text": " But I think this is the last time you'll hear about it for a while"}, {"start": 286.59999999999997, "end": 288.59999999999997, "text": " So let's go"}, {"start": 292.56, "end": 296.58, "text": " You're gonna go to bed at 9 p.m. Oh that sometimes 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"text": " Okay, what should I put- this game looks cool."}, {"start": 358.88, "end": 364.56, "text": " Uh, I'm not doing rookie."}, {"start": 364.56, "end": 377.2, "text": " experience for shooter fans. Let's do detective. Alright, here we go. So this is an FPS."}, {"start": 385.52, "end": 387.68, "text": " Normal difficulty, Andy. I'm doing normal."}, {"start": 390.56, "end": 391.52, "text": " Oh, this is weird."}, {"start": 394.56, "end": 396.56, "text": " Okay that's Dash."}, {"start": 399.56, "end": 401.56, "text": " Alright chase after the target."}, {"start": 403.56, "end": 405.56, "text": " Check out the poster."}, {"start": 406.56, "end": 408.56, "text": " Quick and steady solve the case."}, {"start": 408.56, "end": 410.56, "text": " Dash with left shift."}, {"start": 412.56, "end": 414.56, "text": " I feel like I'm gonna do that every 10 seconds."}, {"start": 415.56, "end": 417.56, "text": " We're gonna look at clues everywhere."}, {"start": 417.56, "end": 419.56, "text": " We're gonna look at the clues."}, {"start": 419.56, "end": 420.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 421.56, "end": 423.56, "text": " Music's great."}, {"start": 424.56, "end": 427.84, "text": " trailer went cold used the brush"}, {"start": 427.84, "end": 433.84, "text": " press M to use the brush"}, {"start": 433.84, "end": 436.72, "text": " oh it's a hey you go that way button"}, {"start": 436.72, "end": 443.72, "text": " love it already"}, {"start": 443.72, "end": 452.96000000000004, "text": " Oh, a clue."}, {"start": 452.96000000000004, "end": 454.72, "text": " Watch your step detective jump."}, {"start": 454.72, "end": 458.12, "text": " Oh, any secrets?"}, {"start": 458.12, "end": 463.12, "text": " What's this money under there?"}, {"start": 463.12, "end": 468.20000000000005, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 468.20000000000005, "end": 469.20000000000005, "text": " Double jump?"}, {"start": 469.20000000000005, "end": 470.20000000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 470.2, "end": 481.64, "text": " Great art style, I mean it looks, yeah it looks cool."}, {"start": 481.64, "end": 482.64, "text": " Ooooooh!"}, {"start": 482.64, "end": 493.32, "text": " I feel like this is going to be a good one, is it bullets?"}, {"start": 493.32, "end": 495.71999999999997, "text": " Just a scratch. Get healed with our Wonder Drug."}, {"start": 496.52, "end": 497.71999999999997, "text": " Press E to Chug it."}, {"start": 510.2, "end": 511.4, "text": " I picked the right tool."}, {"start": 512.36, "end": 514.4399999999999, "text": " Uh, Tab browser arsenal, aren't I?"}, {"start": 519.96, "end": 520.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 522.52, "end": 523.02, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 523.32, "end": 531.5600000000001, "text": " Can I hold it or do I again I have to use it immediately I think?"}, {"start": 531.5600000000001, "end": 535.5200000000001, "text": " Is this a gog at a game?"}, {"start": 535.5200000000001, "end": 538.0, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 538.0, "end": 541.0, "text": " It might be."}, {"start": 541.0, "end": 549.8800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can turn, I can make the game incredibly frosty looking."}, {"start": 549.8800000000001, "end": 553.08, "text": " Save the game."}, {"start": 553.08, "end": 554.5200000000001, "text": " Got a typewriter, save."}, {"start": 556.5200000000001, "end": 557.24, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 558.44, "end": 559.64, "text": " Got 28 bucks."}, {"start": 561.0, "end": 562.84, "text": " Safe is locked, I need a tail pick."}, {"start": 564.2, "end": 565.72, "text": " Wait, there's the story."}, {"start": 566.76, "end": 569.5600000000001, "text": " Alright, set each tumbler into place and reach the other side."}, {"start": 570.12, "end": 571.08, "text": " So I have to let go."}, {"start": 572.0400000000001, "end": 573.4000000000001, "text": " Like, just all the way around."}, {"start": 576.12, "end": 577.08, "text": " How does this work?"}, {"start": 580.6, "end": 582.0400000000001, "text": " Oh, that's weird."}, {"start": 583.08, "end": 594.9200000000001, "text": " That's a cool way to do that, I like that, that's fun."}, {"start": 594.9200000000001, "end": 606.72, "text": " Alright, is that everything, let's go."}, {"start": 606.72, "end": 622.8000000000001, "text": " Are they headshots?"}, {"start": 622.8000000000001, "end": 626.8000000000001, "text": " Fire D, long white and leading to switches, follow them to open the connected door."}, {"start": 626.8000000000001, "end": 630.6, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 630.6, "end": 634.2, "text": " I think I'm gonna bomb this too, uh, one of the mouse buttons."}, {"start": 646.48, "end": 649.0400000000001, "text": " Yellow tape in a colorless world? What?"}, {"start": 654.28, "end": 655.6, "text": " Oh my goodness, I shot his head off."}, {"start": 660.6, "end": 671.6, "text": " This is cigarette music, yeah this is definitely cigarette music, you're right."}, {"start": 671.6, "end": 675.6, "text": " Let me find this too, hold on."}, {"start": 675.6, "end": 680.6, "text": " Can I get to this, there we go."}, {"start": 680.6, "end": 683.6, "text": " I'm going to be doing that all the time, alright."}, {"start": 683.6, "end": 685.6, "text": " I'll control it, there we go."}, {"start": 685.6, "end": 691.6, "text": " All right, so dashes left shift. I want that on like this."}, {"start": 692.6, "end": 694.6, "text": " Is that weird to put that there?"}, {"start": 695.6, "end": 699.6, "text": " And dynamite I want here. Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 700.6, "end": 705.6, "text": " Something, oh wait, kick is not assigned. Let's do f is fine."}, {"start": 708.6, "end": 710.6, "text": " Yeah, that's much better."}, {"start": 715.6, "end": 725.0, "text": " Jack Pepper."}, {"start": 725.0, "end": 741.6, "text": " That was a big roulette wheel, that's cool."}, {"start": 741.6, "end": 754.72, "text": " I fucked up a little bit here it's my fault"}, {"start": 754.72, "end": 767.64, "text": " excuse me I turned the brightness up a little too high and it's fine"}, {"start": 767.64, "end": 774.64, "text": " We're gonna die here alone."}, {"start": 774.64, "end": 783.64, "text": " I'm getting smoked."}, {"start": 783.64, "end": 790.56, "text": " Give me the heal."}, {"start": 790.56, "end": 791.56, "text": " You suck at this?"}, {"start": 791.56, "end": 793.28, "text": " That's where one person said that."}, {"start": 793.28, "end": 796.28, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 796.28, "end": 809.9599999999999, "text": " I gotta get all the money, right?"}, {"start": 809.9599999999999, "end": 823.9599999999999, "text": " I don't want to leave a single coin."}, {"start": 823.96, "end": 835.1600000000001, "text": " Oh dude! Wait, I can actually do it!"}, {"start": 835.1600000000001, "end": 842.0, "text": " That's five cheeses! Oh come on dude, really?"}, {"start": 842.0, "end": 852.5600000000001, "text": " I gotta get the five cheeses on with. Do it! What the fuck?"}, {"start": 852.5600000000001, "end": 865.6, "text": " actually does this use money maybe you can't win you can do this down the"}, {"start": 865.6, "end": 868.6, "text": " street anyways all right"}, {"start": 882.5600000000001, "end": 890.5600000000001, "text": " How did I miss a bad enemy times?"}, {"start": 890.5600000000001, "end": 899.6, "text": " Well, those are the TF2 healing sounds that you'd be surprised how often you hear those"}, {"start": 899.6, "end": 901.24, "text": " in other games."}, {"start": 901.24, "end": 917.16, "text": " Yeah, don't you just- I want that folder."}, {"start": 917.16, "end": 923.28, "text": " I want the video game sound folder and just- I want to go one by one and be like, oh, that"}, {"start": 923.28, "end": 931.76, "text": " Toro put him sound. I want that library. But where do you get that? What is it?"}, {"start": 935.68, "end": 939.76, "text": " It's available for download, but what's it called?"}, {"start": 939.76, "end": 958.02, "text": " Source Engine Audio Asset Library."}, {"start": 958.02, "end": 959.88, "text": " In Competech by Kevin McLeod."}, {"start": 959.88, "end": 962.6, "text": " Well, I mean that's music, but whatever."}, {"start": 962.6, "end": 983.6, "text": " I think I might want to put kick on another button too."}, {"start": 983.6, "end": 984.6, "text": " You missing loot?"}, {"start": 984.6, "end": 989.1600000000001, "text": " I didn't miss loot, what did I miss?"}, {"start": 989.16, "end": 990.36, "text": " I didn't see any loot."}, {"start": 993.9599999999999, "end": 996.4599999999999, "text": " I'm a loot maniac, dude. I don't miss loot."}, {"start": 1001.26, "end": 1003.4599999999999, "text": " Wait, am I going to miss loot up here?"}, {"start": 1006.86, "end": 1008.06, "text": " Ooh, what's this?"}, {"start": 1010.36, "end": 1013.36, "text": " I see no one crime story really starts"}, {"start": 1013.86, "end": 1015.36, "text": " until somebody drops dead."}, {"start": 1015.36, "end": 1020.36, "text": " I guess he can make a collected comic book?"}, {"start": 1020.36, "end": 1022.36, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 1022.36, "end": 1026.3600000000001, "text": " See, that guy shut that guy up."}, {"start": 1026.3600000000001, "end": 1028.3600000000001, "text": " I didn't miss any loot."}, {"start": 1028.3600000000001, "end": 1029.3600000000001, "text": " Look, see?"}, {"start": 1029.3600000000001, "end": 1031.3600000000001, "text": " I collected all of it."}, {"start": 1031.3600000000001, "end": 1033.3600000000001, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 1033.3600000000001, "end": 1043.3600000000001, "text": " That's good to fuck out of here."}, {"start": 1043.3600000000001, "end": 1048.3600000000001, "text": " I can't get scared. That would just be being an idiot. That's not real scares."}, {"start": 1055.8600000000001, "end": 1057.3600000000001, "text": " Oh, this one's tough."}, {"start": 1064.8600000000001, "end": 1067.8600000000001, "text": " Aw, dude, that one was tough. Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1069.8600000000001, "end": 1071.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, I only have a certain amount of moves."}, {"start": 1073.3600000000001, "end": 1075.3600000000001, "text": " I didn't even see that."}, {"start": 1085.8000000000002, "end": 1088.3200000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! I wanna go back! I wanna go back!"}, {"start": 1089.1000000000001, "end": 1091.42, "text": " Wait, wha- why can't I go back? Why can't I do this again?"}, {"start": 1092.0800000000002, "end": 1094.0800000000002, "text": " I was gonna undo. I can't undo?"}, {"start": 1094.38, "end": 1097.38, "text": " Why the fuck can I undo? I wanna undo that!"}, {"start": 1097.96, "end": 1099.46, "text": " I didn't know that you could..."}, {"start": 1099.46, "end": 1103.26, "text": " Get me in there!"}, {"start": 1103.26, "end": 1105.26, "text": " Okay, well, now I understand."}, {"start": 1105.26, "end": 1108.06, "text": " I didn't realize what's going on."}, {"start": 1108.06, "end": 1119.74, "text": " Dude, it's a loot maniac."}, {"start": 1119.74, "end": 1121.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm a loot maniac."}, {"start": 1121.3400000000001, "end": 1127.26, "text": " Doesn't mean I get it all."}, {"start": 1127.26, "end": 1140.22, "text": " Hey, that was my fucking Diablo 2 barbarians name."}, {"start": 1140.22, "end": 1141.22, "text": " Flute Mania."}, {"start": 1141.22, "end": 1155.46, "text": " I would join lobbies and I would say, hey, let me last hit, as I had two bloodletters,"}, {"start": 1155.46, "end": 1159.8600000000001, "text": " gladiacies which were the daggers that had the magic find on it I couldn't hurt"}, {"start": 1159.8600000000001, "end": 1164.66, "text": " anything I had like 600% magic find I just joined lobbies to get the last hit"}, {"start": 1164.66, "end": 1169.3400000000001, "text": " so we would get a shitload of it I was a loot mania everybody know me"}, {"start": 1176.5, "end": 1181.82, "text": " when I would join a lobby who'd be like oh shit thank God he's here and"}, {"start": 1181.82, "end": 1185.02, "text": " everyone would kill stuff around me and as long as I got the last hit on the"}, {"start": 1185.02, "end": 1195.02, "text": " Everyone was like super happy about it."}, {"start": 1195.02, "end": 1196.02, "text": " That was you?"}, {"start": 1196.02, "end": 1197.02, "text": " Yeah, that was me."}, {"start": 1197.02, "end": 1201.1, "text": " We probably were in a game together at some point."}, {"start": 1201.1, "end": 1203.02, "text": " I have no ammo left."}, {"start": 1203.02, "end": 1205.02, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1205.02, "end": 1211.02, "text": " How do I have no ammo?"}, {"start": 1211.02, "end": 1234.5, "text": " I would whirlwind around just to have the hit indicators happen."}, {"start": 1234.5, "end": 1236.9, "text": " I didn't hurt anything, but I just wanted people to think I was still doing stuff."}, {"start": 1252.74, "end": 1254.78, "text": " Now you're specifically pausing to look for loot."}, {"start": 1255.9, "end": 1258.14, "text": " Cause I know that all you, all you clippers"}, {"start": 1259.34, "end": 1261.78, "text": " you gotta find them one place that I didn't get the coin and you're gonna be like"}, {"start": 1261.78, "end": 1263.5, "text": " Look, I told you you didn't get a coin!"}, {"start": 1264.5, "end": 1272.66, "text": " And no one's even gonna watch it."}, {"start": 1272.66, "end": 1274.18, "text": " That clip's gonna have one view."}, {"start": 1274.18, "end": 1275.78, "text": " Oh no, but it's gonna have four views."}, {"start": 1275.78, "end": 1279.26, "text": " It's gonna be you four times."}, {"start": 1279.26, "end": 1281.26, "text": " You're gonna put it in your Discord group and you're gonna, this is what you're gonna"}, {"start": 1281.26, "end": 1282.26, "text": " do."}, {"start": 1282.26, "end": 1284.58, "text": " You're gonna put it in your Discord group and go, look, I caught him."}, {"start": 1284.58, "end": 1287.98, "text": " You're gonna refresh that page 24 hours from now."}, {"start": 1287.98, "end": 1290.22, "text": " Still got three views, the three of them were you."}, {"start": 1290.22, "end": 1296.22, "text": " your own buddies didn't want to click it and they're gonna be like oh yeah dude"}, {"start": 1296.22, "end": 1302.5, "text": " that's what crazy and you know they didn't even open it I can see everybody"}, {"start": 1302.5, "end": 1304.5, "text": " Fusion Hand!"}, {"start": 1332.5, "end": 1349.86, "text": " I'm gonna do this game."}, {"start": 1349.86, "end": 1352.78, "text": " Why are you big-leaguing mom-and-pop clippers?"}, {"start": 1352.78, "end": 1359.78, "text": " I don't just fuck it around."}, {"start": 1370.02, "end": 1373.3, "text": " Okay, did I get to spend the money?"}, {"start": 1373.3, "end": 1380.42, "text": " Talk to Wanda."}, {"start": 1380.42, "end": 1382.42, "text": " I like the environments in this game."}, {"start": 1385.0600000000002, "end": 1387.0600000000002, "text": " I like the 2D3D."}, {"start": 1388.66, "end": 1389.66, "text": " It works."}, {"start": 1410.42, "end": 1414.22, "text": " This one disappeared mid-show right in front of a handful of surprised mice"}, {"start": 1414.92, "end": 1419.0, "text": " Some say it's a kidnapping others and I figured it might interest you"}, {"start": 1419.6000000000001, "end": 1421.4, "text": " Goes by the name"}, {"start": 1421.4, "end": 1423.1000000000001, "text": " magnificent bandal"}, {"start": 1423.1000000000001, "end": 1424.3400000000001, "text": " Or whatever"}, {"start": 1424.3400000000001, "end": 1430.92, "text": " Bandal as in Steve Bandal. I know Steve Bandal. You know him. You could say that"}, {"start": 1431.8400000000001, "end": 1439.24, "text": " All right, I'm going in hold your whiskers Jack. You're not gonna get past the yellow tape without cred or a pass"}, {"start": 1439.24, "end": 1442.74, "text": " She just said yellow tape. Didn't somebody just say yellow tape picture?"}, {"start": 1442.74, "end": 1448.24, "text": " Let's just say the officer guarding the backstage is intellectually innocent."}, {"start": 1448.24, "end": 1450.24, "text": " I'll give it a shot."}, {"start": 1450.24, "end": 1452.24, "text": " Alright, show your ID to the cop."}, {"start": 1456.24, "end": 1458.24, "text": " I'm not so sure where to go though."}, {"start": 1460.24, "end": 1465.24, "text": " Alright, truth be told, I'm not kidding around. I was gonna go this way."}, {"start": 1466.24, "end": 1468.24, "text": " And I still am because it's probably secrets."}, {"start": 1469.24, "end": 1470.04, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 1473.88, "end": 1476.04, "text": " I was making the joke that, oh, where do we go?"}, {"start": 1476.52, "end": 1478.2, "text": " Mouseberg stinks."}, {"start": 1492.1200000000001, "end": 1493.08, "text": " Let's go for it."}, {"start": 1494.84, "end": 1496.2, "text": " What about this? This is lit up."}, {"start": 1496.2, "end": 1503.2, "text": " Writers untie."}, {"start": 1507.2, "end": 1511.2, "text": " This world is just fucking booming. This world is oozing with charm."}, {"start": 1511.2, "end": 1514.2, "text": " No entry without an ID."}, {"start": 1514.2, "end": 1517.2, "text": " Oh, here you go, officer."}, {"start": 1517.2, "end": 1520.2, "text": " Oh, um, looking great today, Miss Fuller."}, {"start": 1520.2, "end": 1522.2, "text": " Oh, you!"}, {"start": 1522.2, "end": 1524.2, "text": " to get the green room, okay?"}, {"start": 1528.2, "end": 1530.2, "text": " Do I have like a mouse vision?"}, {"start": 1531.2, "end": 1532.2, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 1533.2, "end": 1535.2, "text": " small-time actress found dead."}, {"start": 1535.2, "end": 1537.2, "text": " One of the recent Mausburg Herald issues,"}, {"start": 1537.2, "end": 1540.2, "text": " most of it is filled with rather unremarkable articles about city life."}, {"start": 1540.2, "end": 1543.2, "text": " But a curious piece appears on the last page."}, {"start": 1543.2, "end": 1545.2, "text": " One Betty Lynch,"}, {"start": 1545.2, "end": 1549.2, "text": " small-time actress and former assistant to Steve the Magnificent Bandal,"}, {"start": 1549.2, "end": 1551.2, "text": " was found dead."}, {"start": 1551.2, "end": 1556.2, "text": " The police ruled out foul play and the case was promptly closed by the authorities."}, {"start": 1566.2, "end": 1567.2, "text": " Ladder."}, {"start": 1568.2, "end": 1569.2, "text": " And key."}, {"start": 1571.2, "end": 1572.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1573.2, "end": 1575.2, "text": " How would I figure this out?"}, {"start": 1576.02, "end": 1582.94, "text": " I don't know... I... I don't know.... I don't know."}, {"start": 1582.94, "end": 1602.3400000000001, "text": " I figured it out."}, {"start": 1602.3400000000001, "end": 1605.3400000000001, "text": " Case solved."}, {"start": 1605.3400000000001, "end": 1607.3400000000001, "text": " Oh my god, hi."}, {"start": 1612.94, "end": 1614.94, "text": " Am I not supposed to be here?"}, {"start": 1616.6200000000001, "end": 1618.6200000000001, "text": " Alright, dressing room, where's the green one?"}, {"start": 1619.74, "end": 1621.74, "text": " Dressing- ooh, hold on."}, {"start": 1630.02, "end": 1632.02, "text": " Take a picture of this?"}, {"start": 1633.66, "end": 1635.66, "text": " Well, there's a frog in there."}, {"start": 1635.66, "end": 1643.18, "text": " Slick poster probably space the Grand Magus, waving a stick presumably in front of a cheering"}, {"start": 1643.18, "end": 1645.74, "text": " crowd the name Vandal is highlighted."}, {"start": 1645.74, "end": 1649.9, "text": " Life's treat you pretty good, Steve."}, {"start": 1649.9, "end": 1654.7, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 1654.7, "end": 1658.78, "text": " Old Patriots' name is Cheese to an unsettling degree most heard as Mouseburg General Upper"}, {"start": 1658.78, "end": 1660.14, "text": " Crust."}, {"start": 1660.14, "end": 1665.0600000000002, "text": " One name stands out Betty DeFiddle, stand-in assistant, complete with her home address"}, {"start": 1665.06, "end": 1667.06, "text": " could be worth a visit."}, {"start": 1667.06, "end": 1669.06, "text": " An address book."}, {"start": 1669.06, "end": 1671.06, "text": " Steve had an assistant."}, {"start": 1671.06, "end": 1672.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1672.06, "end": 1674.06, "text": " And she lives nearby."}, {"start": 1676.06, "end": 1678.06, "text": " Oh, I want to do, um, I want to do that"}, {"start": 1678.06, "end": 1680.06, "text": " scrandle thing too."}, {"start": 1682.06, "end": 1684.06, "text": " Ah, the bandle, scrandle,"}, {"start": 1684.06, "end": 1686.06, "text": " I wanted to like do it."}, {"start": 1686.06, "end": 1688.06, "text": " Alright, the coast is as clear as"}, {"start": 1688.06, "end": 1690.06, "text": " it's going to get."}, {"start": 1690.06, "end": 1695.06, "text": " Oh, money!"}, {"start": 1695.06, "end": 1696.06, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1696.06, "end": 1698.06, "text": " Okay, cool."}, {"start": 1698.06, "end": 1707.06, "text": " Will you complete this?"}, {"start": 1707.06, "end": 1708.06, "text": " I'm just playing it."}, {"start": 1708.06, "end": 1711.06, "text": " I'm having fun right now."}, {"start": 1711.06, "end": 1712.06, "text": " How long is it?"}, {"start": 1712.06, "end": 1714.06, "text": " That seems like something I'd be interested in just kind of playing."}, {"start": 1714.06, "end": 1717.06, "text": " I'm playing it right now, man."}, {"start": 1717.06, "end": 1719.06, "text": " Only schmucks and skip armor packs"}, {"start": 1732.98, "end": 1734.98, "text": " Cheese"}, {"start": 1738.48, "end": 1740.48, "text": " No rush I"}, {"start": 1740.48, "end": 1744.72, "text": " I mean, I just opened it."}, {"start": 1744.72, "end": 1748.24, "text": " I gotta hurry up and get to the end of this fucking game, dude."}, {"start": 1748.24, "end": 1754.56, "text": " Dude, I just got to the end of the 100% install on Steam."}, {"start": 1754.56, "end": 1758.48, "text": " I gotta get to the end."}, {"start": 1758.48, "end": 1759.48, "text": " Charlie Pepper."}, {"start": 1759.48, "end": 1786.48, "text": " I'm going to pull a Travaganza, tricky dick, swamp man, and Osberg Roaring 20s, two-headed"}, {"start": 1786.48, "end": 1806.48, "text": " man. Alright, I see the leaf. But don't miss any secrets. Is that collectible money? Wait,"}, {"start": 1806.48, "end": 1810.48, "text": " collectible."}, {"start": 1810.48, "end": 1814.48, "text": " I'll hit the floor."}, {"start": 1814.48, "end": 1818.48, "text": " Cool. I guess I'll collect the whole comic"}, {"start": 1818.48, "end": 1822.48, "text": " eventually."}, {"start": 1822.48, "end": 1828.48, "text": " One of the horsemen scheduled. I think we're going to do something this coming week here."}, {"start": 1828.48, "end": 1832.48, "text": " Probably midweek."}, {"start": 1832.48, "end": 1840.48, "text": " There are some fun ideas floating around. I think it's gonna be a good time."}, {"start": 1840.48, "end": 1843.96, "text": " Alright, I gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 1843.96, "end": 1866.5, "text": " Okay, exit."}, {"start": 1866.5, "end": 1868.0, "text": " But what about over here?"}, {"start": 1868.0, "end": 1872.04, "text": " Oh, I already was here."}, {"start": 1872.04, "end": 1899.72, "text": " the assistance apartment whoa kick kick"}, {"start": 1899.72, "end": 1902.8, "text": " Is that it for Tomodachi?"}, {"start": 1902.8, "end": 1904.88, "text": " I am too."}, {"start": 1904.88, "end": 1906.2, "text": " Seems like it's going to be a fun time."}, {"start": 1906.2, "end": 1910.56, "text": " I was trying to think of who I want to make and we're going to implement some rules on"}, {"start": 1910.56, "end": 1913.08, "text": " the island."}, {"start": 1913.08, "end": 1916.4, "text": " So I don't think I'm going to make any more real people."}, {"start": 1916.4, "end": 1919.48, "text": " I think we're only making cartoon characters."}, {"start": 1919.48, "end": 1923.88, "text": " By the way, we have to make some original characters."}, {"start": 1923.88, "end": 1926.16, "text": " I haven't made an original character in a long time."}, {"start": 1926.16, "end": 1927.4, "text": " It's been a very long time."}, {"start": 1927.4, "end": 1929.2, "text": " We're going to make some new faces here."}, {"start": 1932.72, "end": 1933.88, "text": " Can't just be Beagleberry."}, {"start": 1933.88, "end": 1936.4, "text": " It can't just be, you know, Cookie Monster."}, {"start": 1936.4, "end": 1939.0400000000002, "text": " We got to make some new people."}, {"start": 1939.0400000000002, "end": 1939.3200000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1939.3200000000002, "end": 1940.3200000000002, "text": " Don't fuck this up."}, {"start": 1946.16, "end": 1947.2800000000002, "text": " This one doesn't have a limit."}, {"start": 1952.76, "end": 1953.2, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 1955.24, "end": 1955.6000000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1955.6000000000001, "end": 1955.96, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1957.4, "end": 1965.4, "text": " Shit, hold on."}, {"start": 1965.4, "end": 1979.8000000000002, "text": " That's a lot of money."}, {"start": 1979.8, "end": 1995.08, "text": " need you to take a second. Sometimes you have to take a second. I heard the wheels turning."}, {"start": 1996.12, "end": 2003.56, "text": " Yeah, sometimes they grind to a halt because somebody throws a wrench in it. The wheels are"}, {"start": 2003.56, "end": 2007.8799999999999, "text": " turning just fine and then somebody decides they're going to throw a stick into your spokes."}, {"start": 2009.8, "end": 2031.8, "text": " Nothing. How can there be nothing?"}, {"start": 2031.8, "end": 2036.8, "text": " Explosives on the move. Hit E to pick it up or E to kick it flying or F to kick it flying."}, {"start": 2036.8, "end": 2043.8, "text": " shinglers and their explosive barrels."}, {"start": 2044.96, "end": 2048.92, "text": " Well that's weird."}, {"start": 2048.92, "end": 2051.68, "text": " Put a radio voice filter on?"}, {"start": 2051.68, "end": 2058.68, "text": " No, no, that's cringe."}, {"start": 2058.68, "end": 2067.08, "text": " I'm gonna blow this wall up."}, {"start": 2067.08, "end": 2068.08, "text": " Totally normal wall."}, {"start": 2068.08, "end": 2070.08, "text": " I gotta get in there."}, {"start": 2070.08, "end": 2072.3599999999997, "text": " What if I just blow that up?"}, {"start": 2072.3599999999997, "end": 2081.3599999999997, "text": " I thought I was gonna pick it up."}, {"start": 2081.36, "end": 2093.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, I could have anviled him."}, {"start": 2093.2400000000002, "end": 2101.08, "text": " I was just so bloodthirsty, I could have just anviled that guy."}, {"start": 2101.08, "end": 2110.6, "text": " It even told me to do it."}, {"start": 2110.6, "end": 2117.0, "text": " Oh, the cartoons, no kill."}, {"start": 2117.0, "end": 2123.04, "text": " Well now it's there to do it to somebody else."}, {"start": 2123.04, "end": 2130.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2130.04, "end": 2143.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2143.04, "end": 2165.04, "text": " I thought it was a cheeseburger, give me that."}, {"start": 2165.04, "end": 2176.2, "text": " I'd say dead if you go in here."}, {"start": 2176.2, "end": 2177.2, "text": " Lost fight."}, {"start": 2177.2, "end": 2184.92, "text": " Yeah, I gotta re-bind that too."}, {"start": 2184.92, "end": 2189.08, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2189.08, "end": 2191.04, "text": " Kick is going here, not F."}, {"start": 2191.04, "end": 2210.04, "text": " Dynamite is going to be G. Hello? What the hell happened? Dash is this? Yeah. Kick"}, {"start": 2210.04, "end": 2211.64, "text": " Is this, yes?"}, {"start": 2214.14, "end": 2215.98, "text": " Dynamite G confirmed."}, {"start": 2220.84, "end": 2221.84, "text": " There we go, alright."}, {"start": 2225.52, "end": 2226.88, "text": " Is this game red-ebb?"}, {"start": 2226.88, "end": 2228.48, "text": " Cause that was fucking brutal."}, {"start": 2228.48, "end": 2230.4, "text": " That just melted their skin off."}, {"start": 2230.4, "end": 2231.52, "text": " And it turned to ashes."}, {"start": 2234.5, "end": 2236.9, "text": " How is that not an M rated thing?"}, {"start": 2240.04, "end": 2254.72, "text": " Did you get a new mic?"}, {"start": 2254.7200000000003, "end": 2259.7200000000003, "text": " I feel like I have to answer that every day."}, {"start": 2270.7200000000003, "end": 2275.7200000000003, "text": " And I never answer them, so we'll have to bail out the guests."}, {"start": 2275.7200000000003, "end": 2285.7200000000003, "text": " It's an old cartoon, Emirating didn't exist yet."}, {"start": 2285.7200000000003, "end": 2293.8, "text": " Okay, do you think that the old Looney Tunes would be rated differently?"}, {"start": 2293.8, "end": 2300.8, "text": " Do you think like, would Bugs Bunny like, shoot Elmer Fudd in the face with the fucking"}, {"start": 2300.8, "end": 2301.8, "text": " shotgun?"}, {"start": 2301.8, "end": 2304.36, "text": " Like, is that tea for teen?"}, {"start": 2304.36, "end": 2318.6800000000003, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2318.6800000000003, "end": 2319.6800000000003, "text": " I like these."}, {"start": 2319.6800000000003, "end": 2324.6800000000003, "text": " This is cool."}, {"start": 2324.6800000000003, "end": 2325.6800000000003, "text": " What is Looney Tunes?"}, {"start": 2325.6800000000003, "end": 2329.2400000000002, "text": " Looney Tunes replay anywhere?"}, {"start": 2329.2400000000002, "end": 2330.6400000000003, "text": " The old Merry Melodies."}, {"start": 2330.6400000000003, "end": 2331.88, "text": " Does that replay anywhere?"}, {"start": 2331.88, "end": 2333.88, "text": " Is it syndicated on any network?"}, {"start": 2337.88, "end": 2339.88, "text": " Does nobody have that? Why does nobody pick that up?"}, {"start": 2339.88, "end": 2343.88, "text": " It's on 2B. It's on Boomerang. What?"}, {"start": 2347.88, "end": 2349.88, "text": " Boomerang."}, {"start": 2350.88, "end": 2352.88, "text": " That should not be on Boomerang."}, {"start": 2352.88, "end": 2354.88, "text": " That should be somewhere else."}, {"start": 2358.88, "end": 2360.88, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2361.88, "end": 2363.88, "text": " And this is bad?"}, {"start": 2365.38, "end": 2367.38, "text": " I'm carrying run."}, {"start": 2372.38, "end": 2374.88, "text": " Alright, you say I need one round trip to New York City?"}, {"start": 2374.88, "end": 2378.38, "text": " You say I gotta get out of here? I gotta be out of here? You say I gotta get quicker? I gotta lie? You're gonna..."}, {"start": 2378.38, "end": 2379.88, "text": " Why are you looking at me like that, fool?"}, {"start": 2379.88, "end": 2381.38, "text": " You're that ugly monk."}, {"start": 2381.38, "end": 2383.38, "text": " I fit right in."}, {"start": 2385.38, "end": 2389.38, "text": " And don't stop me in New Jersey first. I don't wanna go to New Jersey first. Give you right to New York City."}, {"start": 2391.88, "end": 2392.88, "text": " Direct flight."}, {"start": 2401.88, "end": 2402.88, "text": " Yeah, I did."}, {"start": 2402.88, "end": 2403.88, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 2416.88, "end": 2418.88, "text": " Well, get out of the way."}, {"start": 2421.88, "end": 2426.88, "text": " I do love the art style though, it's great."}, {"start": 2426.88, "end": 2431.88, "text": " It's a lot of character."}, {"start": 2437.88, "end": 2442.88, "text": " It's a staff only though, I'm not allowed in here."}, {"start": 2445.88, "end": 2450.88, "text": " Alright, shall I turn this off?"}, {"start": 2451.88, "end": 2479.7200000000003, "text": " I can't save with this in my hand."}, {"start": 2479.7200000000003, "end": 2481.36, "text": " Yeah, well, new gun."}, {"start": 2484.36, "end": 2485.7200000000003, "text": " I didn't know you could use your hands."}, {"start": 2489.32, "end": 2490.0000000000005, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 2490.0000000000005, "end": 2495.1600000000003, "text": " I didn't know you could do that, but yeah, I think."}, {"start": 2497.1600000000003, "end": 2499.6800000000003, "text": " Imagine if they had to go back and make all the bugs money cards."}, {"start": 2499.6800000000003, "end": 2500.44, "text": " It's M."}, {"start": 2508.76, "end": 2509.4, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2509.7200000000003, "end": 2535.0000000000005, "text": " The smoking in it now?"}, {"start": 2535.0, "end": 2537.0, "text": " That's so sad."}, {"start": 2548.0, "end": 2550.0, "text": " Get away from me."}, {"start": 2553.0, "end": 2556.0, "text": " The three Stooges would be rated M probably."}, {"start": 2560.0, "end": 2562.0, "text": " That's a big point."}, {"start": 2565.0, "end": 2585.04, "text": " Okay, do you think that the old Looney Tunes are on the same level as the old Beavis and"}, {"start": 2585.04, "end": 2588.56, "text": " Butthead cartoons?"}, {"start": 2588.56, "end": 2592.0, "text": " Do you think Beavis and Butthead and Bugs Bunny belong in the same tier?"}, {"start": 2602.08, "end": 2607.2, "text": " All I'm saying is I don't think I don't think Beavis ever shot Butthead in the face with a shotgun"}, {"start": 2608.96, "end": 2610.96, "text": " I'm just saying"}, {"start": 2611.08, "end": 2614.84, "text": " Do you know how many times Bugs Bunny shot Daffy duck in the face with a gun?"}, {"start": 2616.12, "end": 2618.12, "text": " Every other episode"}, {"start": 2618.56, "end": 2629.48, "text": " I think I'm good, right?"}, {"start": 2629.48, "end": 2630.48, "text": " Missed the loot?"}, {"start": 2630.48, "end": 2631.48, "text": " Not the loot maniac."}, {"start": 2631.48, "end": 2636.48, "text": " Yeah, I ain't missing that."}, {"start": 2636.48, "end": 2644.12, "text": " I don't get that."}, {"start": 2644.12, "end": 2652.2, "text": " head cut off beavis' finger with a chainsaw. Bugs cut Daffy's whole head off with a chainsaw,"}, {"start": 2652.2, "end": 2656.68, "text": " dude. There was an episode where a guy was chasing them around with a chainsaw and Bugs"}, {"start": 2656.68, "end": 2663.72, "text": " like carved up Daffy with a chainsaw. You could probably find at least five times when Bugs"}, {"start": 2663.7200000000003, "end": 2666.0400000000004, "text": " Carved up somebody with a chainsaw in the loosens."}, {"start": 2682.1600000000003, "end": 2683.4, "text": " All right, here comes enemies."}, {"start": 2690.2400000000002, "end": 2691.2000000000003, "text": " I want to zoom in."}, {"start": 2691.2000000000003, "end": 2692.2000000000003, "text": " Is there a sniper eventually?"}, {"start": 2693.7200000000003, "end": 2716.36, "text": " They had a policy that no movie in cinemas would break the codes that were set of violence,"}, {"start": 2716.36, "end": 2717.36, "text": " sex and swearing."}, {"start": 2717.36, "end": 2719.84, "text": " There were cartoons that broke these and were lambasted for such."}, {"start": 2719.84, "end": 2723.5600000000004, "text": " They had to work around censors time and time again and the amount of violence is just"}, {"start": 2723.56, "end": 2728.2799999999997, "text": " they could get away with. After all, Looney Tunes were only shorts before movies for all ages."}, {"start": 2729.0, "end": 2733.56, "text": " There are more mature references we don't get in the older shorts. One is just caricatures"}, {"start": 2734.44, "end": 2736.2, "text": " of late 30s and 40s actors."}, {"start": 2741.16, "end": 2744.04, "text": " That's, you know, that's right. There was like a code of conduct, right?"}, {"start": 2746.84, "end": 2747.32, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 2749.48, "end": 2753.0, "text": " But a cartoon was like, oh, it's, it's, bug's buddy can, you know,"}, {"start": 2753.56, "end": 2756.56, "text": " Shoot, Oliver Foddick, it's just a cartoon!"}, {"start": 2761.56, "end": 2763.56, "text": " I love the old Looney Tunes, I think they're great."}, {"start": 2768.56, "end": 2769.56, "text": " Anything else?"}, {"start": 2770.56, "end": 2772.56, "text": " You, Squeak, you sleep."}, {"start": 2775.56, "end": 2776.56, "text": " Poor Daffy."}, {"start": 2777.56, "end": 2782.56, "text": " Daffy got a lot of shit, and I think Daffy was the most relatable."}, {"start": 2783.56, "end": 2789.72, "text": " Bugs Bunny was kind of a dick. Bugs Bunny was kind of a troublemaker. Daffy just was"}, {"start": 2789.72, "end": 2805.32, "text": " just trying to enjoy his life. Bugs got such joy out of fucking the Daffy Duck."}, {"start": 2805.32, "end": 2811.64, "text": " The original Daffy was insane though. Yeah, but it's okay. He got better. He got a little"}, {"start": 2811.64, "end": 2821.3599999999997, "text": " less he didn't become as crazy as he could have been."}, {"start": 2821.3599999999997, "end": 2823.4, "text": " He got a little better in the writing department."}, {"start": 2823.4, "end": 2827.2999999999997, "text": " They didn't make him so one-dimensional."}, {"start": 2827.2999999999997, "end": 2828.2999999999997, "text": " He wasn't just, what did he do?"}, {"start": 2828.2999999999997, "end": 2834.0, "text": " He used to go, hold on, I can't do it, not right now."}, {"start": 2834.0, "end": 2837.0, "text": " That's gonna not happen until like phase three of me coming back."}, {"start": 2837.0, "end": 2842.0, "text": " I'm not going to do that right now."}, {"start": 2842.0, "end": 2845.0, "text": " It's like the Tasmanian Devil, you can't just..."}, {"start": 2845.0, "end": 2847.0, "text": " Ah, I've proven that before."}, {"start": 2847.0, "end": 2850.0, "text": " Any old Looney Tunes characters,"}, {"start": 2850.0, "end": 2853.0, "text": " you must go all in or don't do it at all."}, {"start": 2853.0, "end": 2857.0, "text": " And I did not go all in, I was not prepared to go all in and you saw what happened."}, {"start": 2867.0, "end": 2874.88, "text": " I was going that way."}, {"start": 2874.88, "end": 2879.64, "text": " My friend's mom has a Tasmanian Devil Tramp Stamp."}, {"start": 2879.64, "end": 2883.08, "text": " Bro, what are you..."}, {"start": 2883.08, "end": 2885.92, "text": " Can we break that down for a second?"}, {"start": 2885.92, "end": 2887.44, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 2887.44, "end": 2888.44, "text": " Why do you..."}, {"start": 2888.44, "end": 2889.44, "text": " Why are..."}, {"start": 2889.44, "end": 2890.44, "text": " What do you..."}, {"start": 2890.44, "end": 2892.36, "text": " What do you mean your friend's mom?"}, {"start": 2892.36, "end": 2893.36, "text": " Why are you..."}, {"start": 2893.36, "end": 2894.36, "text": " What are you..."}, {"start": 2894.36, "end": 2896.36, "text": " What's going on with you?"}, {"start": 2896.36, "end": 2903.58, "text": " you who's I have a lot of questions about that but I'm not gonna I don't want"}, {"start": 2903.58, "end": 2909.32, "text": " them answered I don't want to get those answered I don't we're done she's Louise"}, {"start": 2909.32, "end": 2925.92, "text": " lady you're in pieces mom's aren't 70 years old dude never mind um"}, {"start": 2925.92, "end": 2931.32, "text": " I'm sorry, but the Tasmanian Devil is not relevant."}, {"start": 2931.32, "end": 2935.32, "text": " It hasn't been relevant in probably 20 to 30 years."}, {"start": 2935.32, "end": 2941.52, "text": " So I don't know who would have a Tasmanian Devil tattoo in the first place, right in current."}, {"start": 2941.52, "end": 2943.92, "text": " I think you have to be a little older to have that."}, {"start": 2943.92, "end": 2950.62, "text": " He's not really in right now. Space Jam 2, that's not in. Space Jam 2 is not in."}, {"start": 2950.62, "end": 2955.7200000000003, "text": " Space Jam 2 was a nostalgic while they did this."}, {"start": 2955.7200000000003, "end": 2961.88, "text": " nobody it's not it's not in it's cool it was cool that they did that I guess but"}, {"start": 2961.88, "end": 2969.4, "text": " it's not in I'm looking for Steve well who isn't he went puff and now some"}, {"start": 2969.4, "end": 2973.8, "text": " mobsters are rather trying to get the money they lost on the show I'm the"}, {"start": 2973.8, "end": 2978.5200000000004, "text": " weird ruined okay but is it the Tasmanian devil with a joint in his hand"}, {"start": 2978.5200000000004, "end": 2982.0400000000004, "text": " but coming out of his mouth with like the ember lit at the end"}, {"start": 2982.04, "end": 2987.52, "text": " one Steve you know disappeared because that's that's it that's how you know it's"}, {"start": 2987.52, "end": 2991.56, "text": " apart from the small gangs and the mobsters and the crazies and the girls and"}, {"start": 2991.56, "end": 2998.12, "text": " the police and the okay okay okay let me let me just stop you right there no"}, {"start": 2998.12, "end": 3003.72, "text": " you're the first thing that comes to mind all right go with a party not really"}, {"start": 3003.72, "end": 3006.2599999999998, "text": " the space industry sucked and the bronze sucks in anything that isn't"}, {"start": 3006.26, "end": 3008.5, "text": " basketball"}, {"start": 3008.5, "end": 3011.1400000000003, "text": " the uh... the uh... the big mouse party"}, {"start": 3011.1400000000003, "end": 3013.3, "text": " okay but hold on here man"}, {"start": 3013.3, "end": 3014.94, "text": " you can't"}, {"start": 3014.94, "end": 3018.0200000000004, "text": " you can't come up with a statement like that when the thing that they're good at"}, {"start": 3018.0200000000004, "end": 3020.7400000000002, "text": " is they're the one of the best to ever live"}, {"start": 3020.7400000000002, "end": 3021.94, "text": " doing it"}, {"start": 3021.94, "end": 3023.94, "text": " do you know what i mean? like you can't"}, {"start": 3023.94, "end": 3027.1800000000003, "text": " like oh man that that fucking Rembrandt"}, {"start": 3027.1800000000003, "end": 3031.2200000000003, "text": " he was uh... he couldn't do anything besides paint beautiful paintings"}, {"start": 3031.2200000000003, "end": 3034.1000000000004, "text": " he was a terrible mathematician you know"}, {"start": 3034.1, "end": 3037.46, "text": " The case stank of crime or cheese."}, {"start": 3038.1, "end": 3042.38, "text": " I had to go back to the office and figure out which I didn't pick up anything"}, {"start": 3042.38, "end": 3045.22, "text": " that just happened. Yeah. Like, okay."}, {"start": 3045.22, "end": 3047.06, "text": " So what Rembrandt couldn't hit a three?"}, {"start": 3049.3399999999997, "end": 3050.62, "text": " I don't care. He's, uh,"}, {"start": 3051.66, "end": 3054.5, "text": " but Braun James is one of the best basketball players ever, right?"}, {"start": 3059.5, "end": 3062.86, "text": " He's, uh, uh, why does he have to be like a brain surgeon?"}, {"start": 3062.86, "end": 3066.2200000000003, "text": " Why does he have to be a, he doesn't have to be like a train conductor."}, {"start": 3066.58, "end": 3067.6200000000003, "text": " Like we doesn't have to do that."}, {"start": 3067.6200000000003, "end": 3069.02, "text": " Like he's got the thing that he's really good at."}, {"start": 3069.02, "end": 3069.86, "text": " He's one of the best ever."}, {"start": 3071.58, "end": 3073.86, "text": " Do you think LeBron James is one of the best ever at basketball?"}, {"start": 3073.86, "end": 3074.98, "text": " Let's get that out of the way."}, {"start": 3075.38, "end": 3076.1400000000003, "text": " Why are you glazing him?"}, {"start": 3076.1400000000003, "end": 3077.38, "text": " I've got no more glazing."}, {"start": 3077.38, "end": 3078.9, "text": " I don't watch basketball."}, {"start": 3078.9, "end": 3080.26, "text": " I don't know anything about basketball."}, {"start": 3083.1400000000003, "end": 3085.2200000000003, "text": " I know almost nothing about basketball."}, {"start": 3086.6200000000003, "end": 3089.3, "text": " I just know that there are a handful of names that go up there"}, {"start": 3089.3, "end": 3090.98, "text": " as like great basketball players."}, {"start": 3092.86, "end": 3094.86, "text": " like Larry Bird."}, {"start": 3099.86, "end": 3101.86, "text": " All right, let me get back to this."}, {"start": 3104.86, "end": 3112.86, "text": " One of the recent Mousberg-Herald issue that's been briefly recounted is the history of cheese-legging and its surprising evolution into car racing."}, {"start": 3112.86, "end": 3122.86, "text": " When the number of smugglers began to dwindle, many former drivers decided to go somewhat legit by organizing races through the wetlands, the outskirts of Malzburg."}, {"start": 3122.86, "end": 3125.86, "text": " It sure left it every opportunity."}, {"start": 3125.86, "end": 3131.86, "text": " Can we bring back when cars had eyes like this and not have it be like a kid's movie?"}, {"start": 3142.86, "end": 3149.86, "text": " Who framed Roger Rabbit as one of the greatest pieces of media of all time?"}, {"start": 3149.86, "end": 3152.86, "text": " Cars had eyes, didn't they?"}, {"start": 3152.86, "end": 3154.86, "text": " Brave little toaster?"}, {"start": 3154.86, "end": 3157.86, "text": " I took a man to a graveyard"}, {"start": 3157.86, "end": 3159.86, "text": " Selling the sweat at a dude at a fair"}, {"start": 3159.86, "end": 3162.86, "text": " At a dude at a dude at a dude at a dude"}, {"start": 3162.86, "end": 3167.86, "text": " Worthless"}, {"start": 3167.86, "end": 3170.86, "text": " I just kept you two, I just kept you some ticket starters"}, {"start": 3170.86, "end": 3182.6200000000003, "text": " I must confess that I must do the rest of it."}, {"start": 3182.6200000000003, "end": 3193.26, "text": " Brave Little Toaster is obviously one of the best movies of all time."}, {"start": 3193.26, "end": 3197.4, "text": " That booby influenced more people than I think you'd know."}, {"start": 3197.4, "end": 3206.34, "text": " If you want to see at least in a world of other potential people that you like, animated"}, {"start": 3206.34, "end": 3211.54, "text": " animation directors, movie directors, I'm just walking in a circle doing a Minecraft build"}, {"start": 3211.54, "end": 3213.82, "text": " the fucking turtle wall thing again, but whatever."}, {"start": 3213.82, "end": 3215.82, "text": " Where am I going?"}, {"start": 3215.82, "end": 3242.1000000000004, "text": " I don't know this guy's story."}, {"start": 3242.1, "end": 3243.62, "text": " I miss loot."}, {"start": 3243.62, "end": 3244.46, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 3250.2599999999998, "end": 3251.46, "text": " High score."}, {"start": 3251.46, "end": 3252.2999999999997, "text": " Can I play?"}, {"start": 3260.02, "end": 3262.18, "text": " I thought that dude's voice was a mid-roll."}, {"start": 3262.18, "end": 3263.02, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 3264.62, "end": 3265.46, "text": " But it was not."}, {"start": 3268.02, "end": 3268.86, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 3269.74, "end": 3271.14, "text": " Okay, don't fuck this up."}, {"start": 3272.1, "end": 3274.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3289.54, "end": 3291.54, "text": " Think you're in"}, {"start": 3291.54, "end": 3301.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3301.54, "end": 3302.54, "text": " What did that do for me?"}, {"start": 3302.54, "end": 3312.54, "text": " What did I get?"}, {"start": 3312.54, "end": 3317.54, "text": " One out of ten."}, {"start": 3317.54, "end": 3342.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 3342.54, "end": 3344.54, "text": " you each use of its"}, {"start": 3344.54, "end": 3360.88, "text": " of the cheddar. Make Tasmanian devil. I will. That's the next character. And I'm doing it"}, {"start": 3360.88, "end": 3367.7799999999997, "text": " only off of memory. I'm not looking at the picture. That's going to be interesting. I'm"}, {"start": 3367.78, "end": 3371.78, "text": " I'm going to do Tasmanian Devil just from what's up in my brain of what he looks like."}, {"start": 3376.28, "end": 3377.78, "text": " 20 tokens."}, {"start": 3392.78, "end": 3395.78, "text": " Do Tasmanian Devil with a tramp stamp of a lady."}, {"start": 3397.78, "end": 3399.78, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 3399.78, "end": 3401.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3427.78, "end": 3429.78, "text": " I like the voice work. It's good."}, {"start": 3432.6600000000003, "end": 3434.6600000000003, "text": " The voice work is very good."}, {"start": 3436.26, "end": 3439.1800000000003, "text": " Wait, what is this? 50 bucks? Baseball cards?"}, {"start": 3440.1000000000004, "end": 3441.78, "text": " How does this work?"}, {"start": 3441.78, "end": 3446.7000000000003, "text": " The match begins. It's split into two innings, divided into five rounds. In the first inning, you play as the batter."}, {"start": 3447.1000000000004, "end": 3449.1000000000004, "text": " You play as the pitcher, okay?"}, {"start": 3449.34, "end": 3451.34, "text": " How does it work?"}, {"start": 3452.78, "end": 3454.78, "text": " Play as the batter, alright?"}, {"start": 3454.78, "end": 3466.78, "text": " You automatically drop to five cards a full hand."}, {"start": 3466.78, "end": 3468.46, "text": " Your opponent plays one of their player cards."}, {"start": 3468.46, "end": 3472.94, "text": " If you're the batter, they play a pitcher and vice versa."}, {"start": 3472.94, "end": 3475.44, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 3475.44, "end": 3478.5800000000004, "text": " If they have it in hand, your opponent can also play a second card, Tactics, which"}, {"start": 3478.58, "end": 3480.8199999999997, "text": " boosts the selected player's ability."}, {"start": 3480.8199999999997, "end": 3482.3199999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3482.3199999999997, "end": 3488.9, "text": " You cannot play cards from your hand at the bottom of the screen, one player, and one"}, {"start": 3488.9, "end": 3489.9, "text": " tactics card."}, {"start": 3489.9, "end": 3496.5, "text": " Okay, so discard a selected card, two per inning."}, {"start": 3496.5, "end": 3502.1, "text": " So you have to confirm your turn."}, {"start": 3502.1, "end": 3504.8199999999997, "text": " All right, so I don't know what he plays."}, {"start": 3504.8199999999997, "end": 3508.34, "text": " Can I see what these, can I see what the cards do?"}, {"start": 3508.34, "end": 3513.34, "text": " Speed... I want to see... Okay, so it's 5 hit to speed, I guess?"}, {"start": 3513.34, "end": 3515.34, "text": " And then power swing."}, {"start": 3520.34, "end": 3527.34, "text": " Fitcher throws the ball and the batter takes a swing. If the batting skill is higher than the pitching skill, the batter hits the ball and becomes a runner."}, {"start": 3528.34, "end": 3530.34, "text": " They miss their out."}, {"start": 3530.34, "end": 3534.34, "text": " Tactics are in use, their values are added to the relevant ability."}, {"start": 3534.34, "end": 3535.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3535.34, "end": 3540.34, "text": " If batting and pitching skills end up equal, the outcome is decided by a coin toss."}, {"start": 3540.34, "end": 3543.34, "text": " Okay, well, that was a..."}, {"start": 3543.34, "end": 3546.34, "text": " He had six and he had seven."}, {"start": 3548.34, "end": 3550.34, "text": " Okay, so..."}, {"start": 3551.34, "end": 3554.34, "text": " Can I play two batters at once?"}, {"start": 3557.34, "end": 3560.34, "text": " How about this in speed boost?"}, {"start": 3560.34, "end": 3564.5, "text": " That's a hit, right?"}, {"start": 3564.5, "end": 3569.46, "text": " Runs on the field will move a number of base equal to the speed scale."}, {"start": 3569.46, "end": 3570.46, "text": " Alright, yep."}, {"start": 3570.46, "end": 3575.1800000000003, "text": " If the batting scale is much higher than the pitching scale, the batting, okay, it's a"}, {"start": 3575.1800000000003, "end": 3576.82, "text": " home run."}, {"start": 3576.82, "end": 3579.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3579.06, "end": 3580.9, "text": " This is kind of cool."}, {"start": 3580.9, "end": 3589.34, "text": " Alright, so you do, they could be between five, six, or seven."}, {"start": 3589.34, "end": 3591.34, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 3591.34, "end": 3596.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3596.34, "end": 3608.34, "text": " That's a run."}, {"start": 3608.34, "end": 3609.34, "text": " Stop doing that."}, {"start": 3609.34, "end": 3610.34, "text": " He knows what he's doing."}, {"start": 3610.34, "end": 3613.34, "text": " I'm saying these guys have two numbers that have been next to each other since fucking"}, {"start": 3613.34, "end": 3616.34, "text": " guys were hitting each other in heads with rocks."}, {"start": 3616.34, "end": 3623.54, "text": " You're talking about the first 10 numbers in our history, in our language, in our history,"}, {"start": 3623.54, "end": 3628.02, "text": " in our culture."}, {"start": 3628.02, "end": 3632.98, "text": " One through 10, 11 through 20, 21 to 30."}, {"start": 3632.98, "end": 3639.5, "text": " You're talking about just like a number, a whole number."}, {"start": 3639.5, "end": 3643.78, "text": " One of the whole numbers, two of the whole numbers out of 10 of the whole numbers."}, {"start": 3643.78, "end": 3647.78, "text": " 20% of all the whole single digit numbers."}, {"start": 3649.78, "end": 3650.78, "text": " I guess I gotta get over this."}, {"start": 3652.78, "end": 3653.78, "text": " I'm gonna put out a..."}, {"start": 3654.78, "end": 3657.78, "text": " Okay, I think it's gonna be too high, so let's get like a shitty card out. Yep."}, {"start": 3657.78, "end": 3658.78, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 3661.78, "end": 3662.78, "text": " Gimme that."}, {"start": 3669.78, "end": 3670.78, "text": " Alright, we gotta go hard here."}, {"start": 3670.78, "end": 3672.78, "text": " I'm gonna go on Power Swing and Big Hitter."}, {"start": 3673.78, "end": 3678.78, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3678.78, "end": 3685.78, "text": " How would I get a run for it?"}, {"start": 3685.78, "end": 3693.78, "text": " Okay, so now I'm pitching."}, {"start": 3693.78, "end": 3700.78, "text": " We're gonna go, let's start strong."}, {"start": 3700.78, "end": 3710.78, "text": " Yeah. Oh, God, come on. No!"}, {"start": 3710.78, "end": 3726.78, "text": " Okay, I gotta go for this shit. Let me tie again."}, {"start": 3726.78, "end": 3733.78, "text": " All right, my favorite this time. Thank you. Sorry, you can get one wrong."}, {"start": 3735.78, "end": 3741.78, "text": " Do we make your colitis flare up? Yeah, so you better stop. You better chill out."}, {"start": 3741.78, "end": 3746.78, "text": " And you better praise me and be good to me."}, {"start": 3751.78, "end": 3753.78, "text": " Nice, there you go."}, {"start": 3756.78, "end": 3780.2200000000003, "text": " two to one or two to zero again throw out the eight oh shit that's not good"}, {"start": 3780.2200000000003, "end": 3797.34, "text": " You earn a prize token, win more baseball matches to earn more tokens, cool?"}, {"start": 3797.34, "end": 3798.34, "text": " So can I use them there?"}, {"start": 3798.34, "end": 3800.46, "text": " Do I have to keep playing?"}, {"start": 3800.46, "end": 3804.94, "text": " It's 50 bucks per turn."}, {"start": 3804.94, "end": 3809.5000000000005, "text": " Dude, I need 20 of these tokens."}, {"start": 3809.5, "end": 3811.5, "text": " I'm never getting that hat."}, {"start": 3823.74, "end": 3825.74, "text": " Alright, pin your Bondville clues."}, {"start": 3827.14, "end": 3829.14, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, do that?"}, {"start": 3829.14, "end": 3831.14, "text": " Over here?"}, {"start": 3836.02, "end": 3838.02, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 3838.02, "end": 3840.02, "text": " Not that way"}, {"start": 3841.38, "end": 3843.66, "text": " How about that baseball episode of Resident Evil 9?"}, {"start": 3845.38, "end": 3852.54, "text": " Resident Evil 9 I know I it's one of my most anticipated games of the year. I will play it eventually. I just got to get into phase 3"}, {"start": 3855.18, "end": 3858.74, "text": " Yeah, I'm still not drinking coffee man like I'm we're in phase 2 right now"}, {"start": 3858.7400000000002, "end": 3867.34, "text": " There's the crime wall."}, {"start": 3867.34, "end": 3870.5400000000004, "text": " Clues collected in gameplay will be added to the carousel."}, {"start": 3870.5400000000004, "end": 3872.6600000000003, "text": " Unassigned clues are stored in the carousel."}, {"start": 3872.6600000000003, "end": 3874.6600000000003, "text": " Collect clues and resolve leads."}, {"start": 3874.6600000000003, "end": 3878.2200000000003, "text": " All right, let's put this up there."}, {"start": 3878.2200000000003, "end": 3884.98, "text": " Stage designer who used to run in a bandel circle might know something."}, {"start": 3884.98, "end": 3887.22, "text": " Decided clues, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 3889.62, "end": 3890.62, "text": " Detailed view."}, {"start": 3892.82, "end": 3893.82, "text": " Coaster."}, {"start": 3895.9, "end": 3896.9, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3896.9, "end": 3898.06, "text": " Stick that here."}, {"start": 3900.7, "end": 3903.3, "text": " All pages with cheese all over it."}, {"start": 3904.9, "end": 3906.9, "text": " All right, got the lead."}, {"start": 3909.86, "end": 3912.66, "text": " There's all the lead to figure out where to go next."}, {"start": 3912.66, "end": 3914.58, "text": " Off to the opera then."}, {"start": 3914.58, "end": 3916.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3923.2999999999997, "end": 3925.14, "text": " Go to the mouseburg grand opera."}, {"start": 3931.46, "end": 3936.02, "text": " We did a fursuit sounds at the Manchester pop event."}, {"start": 3939.22, "end": 3941.22, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 3944.58, "end": 3947.14, "text": " Yeah, uh, you did?"}, {"start": 3949.7, "end": 3952.66, "text": " Why did I read that? I don't because it was the longest sentence. Let me tell you what was in"}, {"start": 3952.66, "end": 3957.2999999999997, "text": " between that, okay? This is what was it. That was the longest sentence there was in this chat."}, {"start": 3962.9, "end": 3968.42, "text": " Okay, here the other, have you tried Mugenics yet? And when are you going to get a swag"}, {"start": 3968.42, "end": 3972.74, "text": " colostomy bag? That's what was in between them. And then it was German do karate."}, {"start": 3974.58, "end": 3977.34, "text": " There's too many cheese references, German do a flip."}, {"start": 3977.34, "end": 3979.54, "text": " Do you do what, what do you guys even write in here?"}, {"start": 3983.24, "end": 3984.66, "text": " Pick out those five comments."}, {"start": 3984.66, "end": 3986.86, "text": " You tell me which one I should have read."}, {"start": 3991.94, "end": 3994.2999999999997, "text": " A flip would be kind of cool though."}, {"start": 3994.2999999999997, "end": 3995.66, "text": " That person's not wrong."}, {"start": 3995.6600000000003, "end": 4006.32, "text": " Okay, let's do it."}, {"start": 4006.32, "end": 4007.32, "text": " Soup to nuts."}, {"start": 4007.32, "end": 4008.32, "text": " New arrivals."}, {"start": 4008.32, "end": 4009.32, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 4009.32, "end": 4014.2000000000003, "text": " There's nothing in stock."}, {"start": 4014.2000000000003, "end": 4022.0000000000005, "text": " Wait, I can stack my deck?"}, {"start": 4022.0, "end": 4033.08, "text": " I guess I'll buy that."}, {"start": 4033.08, "end": 4038.96, "text": " I want to buy a shotgun."}, {"start": 4038.96, "end": 4041.48, "text": " We better see you flip before you're out of retirement."}, {"start": 4041.48, "end": 4046.56, "text": " Dude, I'm not 20 anymore."}, {"start": 4046.56, "end": 4048.4, "text": " Well, I can't do that."}, {"start": 4054.7999999999997, "end": 4055.2999999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4056.72, "end": 4058.7999999999997, "text": " There's kind of a lot in this game, I was not expecting that."}, {"start": 4058.8, "end": 4076.8, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4076.8, "end": 4083.44, "text": " Not a chance. Well, nothing special anyway. Hey, I'll catch you later, huh? I gotta poke around the opera house."}, {"start": 4083.84, "end": 4088.5600000000004, "text": " Oh, fancy. Hey, maybe you could do me a teeny favor."}, {"start": 4088.5600000000004, "end": 4091.36, "text": " Well, no, it'd be a bounce house stream. Yeah."}, {"start": 4091.92, "end": 4095.28, "text": " Take a picture for me. I've never been to the opera, you know."}, {"start": 4095.28, "end": 4098.16, "text": " But there'd be a big, expensive tea set in the middle with a nice table."}, {"start": 4098.16, "end": 4100.24, "text": " I don't see like me in. But you..."}, {"start": 4100.24, "end": 4106.24, "text": " And me and get like three or four buddies to be in really nice, expensive, old, like Victorian era clothing."}, {"start": 4106.24, "end": 4119.24, "text": " and we have to have a very serious high manners tea party while there's like kids jumping"}, {"start": 4119.24, "end": 4126.24, "text": " around in the bounce house."}, {"start": 4134.24, "end": 4136.24, "text": " That would be totally bonkers dude."}, {"start": 4136.24, "end": 4139.24, "text": " Didn't that sound bonkers?"}, {"start": 4139.24, "end": 4148.24, "text": " Work now, die later."}, {"start": 4148.24, "end": 4153.719999999999, "text": " Okay, we can locate the ideal photo spot inside the opera and go to the opera."}, {"start": 4153.719999999999, "end": 4156.48, "text": " All right, let's go to the opera."}, {"start": 4158.88, "end": 4165.48, "text": " Stop talking over the NPCs. I know. I know, dude. It's the one opportunity where I"}, {"start": 4165.48, "end": 4171.719999999999, "text": " could not have to walk into a wall. Actually drive around."}, {"start": 4178.24, "end": 4182.4, "text": " How long is this game? This game seems pretty big."}, {"start": 4182.4, "end": 4187.0599999999995, "text": " It seems like there's at least"}, {"start": 4187.0599999999995, "end": 4194.0599999999995, "text": " 10 to 12 distinct areas."}, {"start": 4199.76, "end": 4202.0599999999995, "text": " Me and the Mouseburg Grand Opera."}, {"start": 4202.0599999999995, "end": 4205.96, "text": " Hate at first sight."}, {"start": 4205.96, "end": 4208.12, "text": " There's another game that I want to try soon."}, {"start": 4208.12, "end": 4209.56, "text": " We'll get to another level too with this."}, {"start": 4209.56, "end": 4211.56, "text": " I like this game, I want to keep playing it."}, {"start": 4221.56, "end": 4222.56, "text": " Hello, Trinche."}, {"start": 4231.06, "end": 4233.06, "text": " I gotta play that on stream one day too."}, {"start": 4235.96, "end": 4253.32, "text": " I'm getting short end of the stick by receiving the same pay as the shrews."}, {"start": 4253.32, "end": 4258.32, "text": " So I'm predicting that this may end in more than a simple wage dispute."}, {"start": 4258.32, "end": 4265.32, "text": " I need to make a flapjack."}, {"start": 4265.32, "end": 4278.32, "text": " Why is everybody saying stir?"}, {"start": 4278.32, "end": 4285.32, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 4285.32, "end": 4292.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4292.32, "end": 4296.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4296.32, "end": 4300.28, "text": " Big guy any way to get upstairs without rubbing shoulders with the crowd"}, {"start": 4301.0, "end": 4302.5199999999995, "text": " You want to get in?"}, {"start": 4302.5199999999995, "end": 4307.799999999999, "text": " Maybe if you're ready to cough up 30 clams, sir, you get fine"}, {"start": 4307.799999999999, "end": 4313.04, "text": " Here you go sport don't mind if I do up in the trolley good sir, but what?"}, {"start": 4313.88, "end": 4315.88, "text": " Wait, we're just going now"}, {"start": 4319.16, "end": 4321.16, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 4321.16, "end": 4340.04, "text": " I probably shouldn't shoot down there."}, {"start": 4340.04, "end": 4342.04, "text": " He just punched his head off."}, {"start": 4342.04, "end": 4345.04, "text": " Can he pop the lock?"}, {"start": 4351.04, "end": 4353.04, "text": " Boomstick."}, {"start": 4370.04, "end": 4374.04, "text": " fire department frowns on stuffing firecrackers in the wooden addicts."}, {"start": 4374.04, "end": 4378.04, "text": " Ooh, a new thing."}, {"start": 4378.04, "end": 4382.04, "text": " I like to lower right. It's cool."}, {"start": 4382.04, "end": 4386.04, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4390.04, "end": 4394.04, "text": " No open flame, caution explosive, no fire allowed."}, {"start": 4394.04, "end": 4398.04, "text": " Dynamite. Can I break this?"}, {"start": 4400.04, "end": 4410.72, "text": " I just farm this shit how much can how much can I hold five"}, {"start": 4410.72, "end": 4435.96, "text": " Oh wait, can I do this anything that looks like that?"}, {"start": 4435.96, "end": 4463.62, "text": " Please be careful with that, dear."}, {"start": 4463.62, "end": 4465.82, "text": " I'm a big fan and you got a favor to repay."}, {"start": 4466.22, "end": 4467.5199999999995, "text": " Guess I owe you that much."}, {"start": 4468.22, "end": 4469.0199999999995, "text": " But not here."}, {"start": 4469.72, "end": 4472.32, "text": " Those bastards who locked me up here could come back any second."}, {"start": 4472.72, "end": 4474.22, "text": " You didn't do this to yourself?"}, {"start": 4474.72, "end": 4476.0199999999995, "text": " What? Hell no."}, {"start": 4476.32, "end": 4478.92, "text": " It was a damn extras came out of nowhere."}, {"start": 4479.22, "end": 4482.92, "text": " Ruffed up to performers like the costumes and dragged me up here."}, {"start": 4483.22, "end": 4483.72, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4483.82, "end": 4485.22, "text": " Is there anything suspicious?"}, {"start": 4485.5199999999995, "end": 4486.22, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 4486.92, "end": 4489.32, "text": " I mean something about"}, {"start": 4489.32, "end": 4490.32, "text": " Hello, Mayor Bacon."}, {"start": 4490.32, "end": 4492.72, "text": " Killing Stilton during the intermission and"}, {"start": 4492.72, "end": 4496.72, "text": " I wish I could marry a wise guy in 1930s cartoon most"}, {"start": 4501.84, "end": 4503.84, "text": " Just go to Comic Con"}, {"start": 4504.56, "end": 4506.56, "text": " And just 20 hour calibration"}, {"start": 4508.16, "end": 4509.92, "text": " You moron"}, {"start": 4509.92, "end": 4512.88, "text": " They're no extras and they ain't prepping for a show"}, {"start": 4514.400000000001, "end": 4516.400000000001, "text": " There's stilton"}, {"start": 4516.64, "end": 4518.64, "text": " And there's the big gun"}, {"start": 4519.52, "end": 4521.52, "text": " Judging by their boot steps"}, {"start": 4521.52, "end": 4528.080000000001, "text": " So much for staying incognito. Okay, prevent the assassination"}, {"start": 4538.0, "end": 4540.0, "text": " Hold on let me save this it's gonna get ugly"}, {"start": 4547.64, "end": 4549.64, "text": " Just had to see"}, {"start": 4551.52, "end": 4561.52, "text": " Now I'll go back."}, {"start": 4561.52, "end": 4570.200000000001, "text": " Finally, we get the Daffy Duck Shotgun."}, {"start": 4570.200000000001, "end": 4573.8, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4573.8, "end": 4579.240000000001, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 4579.24, "end": 4585.24, "text": " I don't want to use it yet though."}, {"start": 4585.24, "end": 4592.24, "text": " Ah fuck!"}, {"start": 4592.24, "end": 4599.24, "text": " There's an ambush!"}, {"start": 4599.24, "end": 4606.24, "text": " There's an ambush."}, {"start": 4606.24, "end": 4612.16, "text": " What does a cheese do?"}, {"start": 4612.16, "end": 4624.84, "text": " Cheese times one."}, {"start": 4624.84, "end": 4626.84, "text": " Light"}, {"start": 4629.32, "end": 4633.96, "text": " Did remember when I drank bush light for like fucking three days, and then never again"}, {"start": 4636.360000000001, "end": 4638.360000000001, "text": " My favorite part about that is when"}, {"start": 4638.72, "end": 4643.400000000001, "text": " Poke it's really thought I drank it all the time and he was like, oh man. You like push light"}, {"start": 4644.4400000000005, "end": 4647.18, "text": " What do you realize that it was just I did it for like a weekend"}, {"start": 4648.68, "end": 4652.7, "text": " Yeah, why did they do that? I don't I just I don't know I've never had a sense"}, {"start": 4654.84, "end": 4661.400000000001, "text": " And I talked it up all the time too. I was always talking about it like oh, yeah, we're gonna do bushlight sundae"}, {"start": 4661.400000000001, "end": 4663.400000000001, "text": " I didn't feel like three different Sundays"}, {"start": 4664.76, "end": 4668.18, "text": " Why does it feel like that was ten years ago it was like a six months ago"}, {"start": 4671.4800000000005, "end": 4673.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, you can eat cheese"}, {"start": 4681.16, "end": 4683.64, "text": " I think I you know I think I thought it was funny"}, {"start": 4684.84, "end": 4692.84, "text": " I think that's a kind of funny so I guess I'll drink this specific beer"}, {"start": 4692.84, "end": 4695.84, "text": " because it has a funny name."}, {"start": 4705.84, "end": 4710.84, "text": " The city's buzzing with people. Just not the kind I'd put on the guest list."}, {"start": 4714.84, "end": 4732.72, "text": " I think I have to go back to wine if I have a drink again it's gonna have to be wine we're"}, {"start": 4732.72, "end": 4739.24, "text": " gonna have to have wine night I think beer is really something that's almost totally"}, {"start": 4739.24, "end": 4763.96, "text": " off limits at this point. I want to blow that up."}, {"start": 4763.96, "end": 4764.96, "text": " Where is everybody?"}, {"start": 4764.96, "end": 4770.96, "text": " Hold on a moment."}, {"start": 4770.96, "end": 4774.96, "text": " Did a freeze trip...what is it?"}, {"start": 4774.96, "end": 4775.96, "text": " Freezing?"}, {"start": 4775.96, "end": 4781.96, "text": " Oh, it is freezing."}, {"start": 4781.96, "end": 4789.96, "text": " I get up there, right?"}, {"start": 4789.96, "end": 4807.4, "text": " How come I can't turn this on?"}, {"start": 4807.4, "end": 4810.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4810.24, "end": 4812.24, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4837.28, "end": 4839.28, "text": " Get the gunplay is so good"}, {"start": 4839.28, "end": 4842.28, "text": " Wait, these are- oh, oops."}, {"start": 4860.28, "end": 4862.28, "text": " Sure play on HOD."}, {"start": 4862.28, "end": 4869.28, "text": " You're good?"}, {"start": 4869.28, "end": 4880.28, "text": " Get this off!"}, {"start": 4880.28, "end": 4884.28, "text": " How do I turn this off?"}, {"start": 4884.28, "end": 4889.28, "text": " Alright, get backstage!"}, {"start": 4889.28, "end": 4891.28, "text": " I think this is backstage."}, {"start": 4904.719999999999, "end": 4907.759999999999, "text": " Bullets, TNT, that's dynamite."}, {"start": 4907.76, "end": 4920.18, "text": " That's out of sight."}, {"start": 4920.18, "end": 4926.22, "text": " Look at this little guy right here."}, {"start": 4926.22, "end": 4932.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4932.22, "end": 4934.22, "text": " the hell did they come from?"}, {"start": 4946.860000000001, "end": 4948.860000000001, "text": " get away!"}, {"start": 4952.7, "end": 4957.1, "text": " is this Mickey Mouse? no! it's not Mickey Mouse"}, {"start": 4962.22, "end": 4968.06, "text": " Yeah, they're all all of them are Mickey Mouse. They're all Mickey Mouse."}, {"start": 4973.22, "end": 4976.66, "text": " Oh, come on, really?"}, {"start": 4978.66, "end": 4981.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4982.22, "end": 4985.62, "text": " That's gonna be a boss, isn't it?"}, {"start": 4985.62, "end": 4991.0599999999995, "text": " Mickey could be in the game."}, {"start": 4991.0599999999995, "end": 5009.22, "text": " There's a steamboat Willie in public domain now."}, {"start": 5009.22, "end": 5024.22, "text": " How many shots do you even take?"}, {"start": 5024.22, "end": 5026.22, "text": " There are several movies already."}, {"start": 5026.22, "end": 5032.18, "text": " Dude, I got another snack for you."}, {"start": 5032.18, "end": 5036.900000000001, "text": " I saw somebody say, dude, I did the olive toast with tahini snack."}, {"start": 5036.900000000001, "end": 5038.34, "text": " I got another one for you."}, {"start": 5038.34, "end": 5040.74, "text": " This one's not that interesting, but it's good."}, {"start": 5042.54, "end": 5044.56, "text": " You guys ever have an Elvis sandwich before?"}, {"start": 5044.56, "end": 5045.64, "text": " It's very, it's not like,"}, {"start": 5045.64, "end": 5046.56, "text": " oh my God, it's so different."}, {"start": 5046.56, "end": 5047.400000000001, "text": " It's so wonderful."}, {"start": 5047.400000000001, "end": 5049.0, "text": " Have you just found this out Jeremy?"}, {"start": 5050.28, "end": 5055.28, "text": " Did an Elvis, it's peanut butter, banana,"}, {"start": 5057.02, "end": 5061.62, "text": " and then honey, or, and I don't do it this way."}, {"start": 5061.62, "end": 5062.96, "text": " I don't do it the true Elvis way."}, {"start": 5062.96, "end": 5064.96, "text": " It's peanut butter, banana, and bacon."}, {"start": 5066.02, "end": 5067.64, "text": " I can't really do the bacon right now,"}, {"start": 5067.64, "end": 5069.8, "text": " but I feel like that would be kind of crazy."}, {"start": 5069.8, "end": 5071.84, "text": " But that's an Elvis sandwich."}, {"start": 5071.84, "end": 5076.4400000000005, "text": " I'm doing the Elvis without the bacon."}, {"start": 5076.4400000000005, "end": 5077.280000000001, "text": " It's great."}, {"start": 5082.34, "end": 5083.18, "text": " I don't like banana,"}, {"start": 5083.18, "end": 5084.88, "text": " but I love the bacon and the peanut butter."}, {"start": 5094.72, "end": 5095.56, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 5097.64, "end": 5106.240000000001, "text": " I'm getting weight back man, I'm telling you, I can't eat anything too high fiber or too"}, {"start": 5106.240000000001, "end": 5107.240000000001, "text": " harsh."}, {"start": 5107.240000000001, "end": 5113.68, "text": " It's coming back, I'm not fucking around, I'm getting there."}, {"start": 5113.68, "end": 5119.8, "text": " Like I said, we're back on that tahini, peanut butter, it's all tolerable, I can take it."}, {"start": 5119.8, "end": 5124.8, "text": " So that I can get this."}, {"start": 5124.8, "end": 5127.8, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 5127.8, "end": 5129.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5129.8, "end": 5136.8, "text": " What is this guy doing?"}, {"start": 5136.8, "end": 5141.8, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5141.8, "end": 5147.8, "text": " I'm going to say it again because I saw somebody say, dude, I tried that snack and it was great."}, {"start": 5147.8, "end": 5149.8, "text": " It's a piece of sourdough toast"}, {"start": 5150.72, "end": 5154.84, "text": " Get creamy tahini get the good stuff. It's worth it"}, {"start": 5155.360000000001, "end": 5160.46, "text": " You're gonna do a thin good layer of the tahini on the toast. I don't care if I'm repeating myself from two to three days ago"}, {"start": 5163.64, "end": 5166.42, "text": " Get yourself some green olives pitted"}, {"start": 5167.6, "end": 5169.6, "text": " And I see feel like you know doing it yourself"}, {"start": 5170.360000000001, "end": 5174.2, "text": " And you're gonna do and they could be don't do I don't do the black olives by the way"}, {"start": 5175.4800000000005, "end": 5177.4800000000005, "text": " You want green olives for this?"}, {"start": 5177.8, "end": 5187.38, "text": " So then you're going to drop three green olives, just one, two, three in a line."}, {"start": 5187.38, "end": 5188.38, "text": " What if I hate olives?"}, {"start": 5188.38, "end": 5194.24, "text": " Well, then, this is the eye, this eye, this eye, I can't save you."}, {"start": 5194.24, "end": 5195.24, "text": " Did I get that?"}, {"start": 5195.24, "end": 5196.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 5196.24, "end": 5197.24, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5197.24, "end": 5206.54, "text": " One, two, three, four, is that important?"}, {"start": 5206.54, "end": 5211.16, "text": " And then, you're gonna get a nice medium cheddar."}, {"start": 5211.16, "end": 5214.92, "text": " Take a piece out of the package, just put it on the side."}, {"start": 5214.92, "end": 5219.68, "text": " And if you want to, you can do a drizzle of good finishing olive oil just over the top."}, {"start": 5219.68, "end": 5222.8, "text": " And you're gonna eat the, you're gonna eat a slice of the chip, a piece of the cheese,"}, {"start": 5222.8, "end": 5223.8, "text": " rip it off."}, {"start": 5223.8, "end": 5228.24, "text": " Take a bite out of that toast with the olive on it, with the teeny on it."}, {"start": 5228.24, "end": 5229.24, "text": " And that's fucking healthy."}, {"start": 5229.24, "end": 5232.5199999999995, "text": " It's got olives in it, it's got teeny, it's dead, that'll keep you going, it's"}, {"start": 5232.5199999999995, "end": 5233.5199999999995, "text": " a snack."}, {"start": 5233.52, "end": 5241.080000000001, "text": " He's I'm not still talking about it. I you I've spent 10 seconds on it"}, {"start": 5248.360000000001, "end": 5250.360000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5253.4400000000005, "end": 5257.240000000001, "text": " There's no bullets in this gun. Oh my god, I can't die"}, {"start": 5257.24, "end": 5264.24, "text": " How did I miss?"}, {"start": 5264.24, "end": 5279.24, "text": " Dude, that was a cheese."}, {"start": 5279.24, "end": 5298.84, "text": " This sounds like, um, what's that anime with the guy that talks like this, the guy with"}, {"start": 5298.84, "end": 5303.28, "text": " a voice that talks like this and his name's Spike."}, {"start": 5303.28, "end": 5304.28, "text": " Cowboy Bebop."}, {"start": 5304.28, "end": 5307.28, "text": " Yeah, this sounds like Cowboy Bebop."}, {"start": 5307.28, "end": 5314.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah and then it goes..."}, {"start": 5314.5599999999995, "end": 5322.92, "text": " And every time that happens I put my hands up in the air and I like pretend like I'm"}, {"start": 5322.92, "end": 5327.16, "text": " doing like a ten finger trumpet sound."}, {"start": 5327.16, "end": 5336.2, "text": " And I turn my head left and right."}, {"start": 5336.2, "end": 5337.2, "text": " rat stuntman."}, {"start": 5337.2, "end": 5338.2, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 5338.2, "end": 5340.639999999999, "text": " Namaste, traveler."}, {"start": 5340.639999999999, "end": 5344.599999999999, "text": " What brings you to this ancient place of learning?"}, {"start": 5344.599999999999, "end": 5348.96, "text": " It's a basement, under a brand new opera house."}, {"start": 5348.96, "end": 5353.24, "text": " Semantics ain't gonna get you across that debt trap, chief."}, {"start": 5353.24, "end": 5357.4, "text": " It's a shallow pit, full of garbage and..."}, {"start": 5357.4, "end": 5362.2, "text": " Look pal, you wanna learn, or you wanna stand there flapping your gums?"}, {"start": 5362.2, "end": 5370.76, "text": " i got deep stuntman thoughts to ponder yeah yeah yeah all right enlighten me maestro now listen"}, {"start": 5370.76, "end": 5377.96, "text": " closely this is an ancient technique passed down by a legendary stunt guru back in new"}, {"start": 5377.96, "end": 5385.8, "text": " my love sandwiches my life cost me three ribs but changed my life here's the deal when you jump"}, {"start": 5385.8, "end": 5392.84, "text": " Just act like you didn't. Clear your mind. No thoughts, no fear, no gravity. Then when you"}, {"start": 5392.84, "end": 5396.6, "text": " forget your midair, jump again. Works like a charm."}, {"start": 5398.6, "end": 5400.6, "text": " Got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 5401.16, "end": 5407.56, "text": " Now that's dumb work chief. The great wheel of infinite cheddar. You just gotta believe."}, {"start": 5407.56, "end": 5410.76, "text": " Now get out there into five physics. No need to thank me."}, {"start": 5410.76, "end": 5412.76, "text": " me."}, {"start": 5412.76, "end": 5414.76, "text": " I'm not sure why not."}, {"start": 5414.76, "end": 5416.76, "text": " Certainly trusted worse advice."}, {"start": 5416.76, "end": 5418.76, "text": " That's cool, Logan."}, {"start": 5418.76, "end": 5420.76, "text": " Well, it does work."}, {"start": 5424.76, "end": 5426.76, "text": " I'm so fucked up."}, {"start": 5426.76, "end": 5428.76, "text": " I just thought that said, holy crap, and I just"}, {"start": 5428.76, "end": 5430.76, "text": " heard Peter Griffin. He's just infiltrated"}, {"start": 5430.76, "end": 5432.76, "text": " every single thing."}, {"start": 5434.76, "end": 5436.76, "text": " You know, here's something weird."}, {"start": 5436.76, "end": 5438.76, "text": " I really do think"}, {"start": 5440.76, "end": 5447.52, "text": " I think that Peter Griffin shows up in my head just saying something."}, {"start": 5449.72, "end": 5452.76, "text": " It's got, I mean, tell me that it's got to be like every other day."}, {"start": 5453.72, "end": 5454.72, "text": " Just like, oh, what?"}, {"start": 5455.4800000000005, "end": 5458.92, "text": " Like just, just seeing his, I feel like he shows up like once or twice a week."}, {"start": 5460.64, "end": 5461.76, "text": " Just randomly."}, {"start": 5463.52, "end": 5464.6, "text": " Like he's an advisor."}, {"start": 5464.64, "end": 5469.52, "text": " No, I just like, he'll just show up and just say something."}, {"start": 5470.76, "end": 5472.1, "text": " Like once a week."}, {"start": 5472.1, "end": 5473.1, "text": " Does that happen to anybody else?"}, {"start": 5473.1, "end": 5476.1, "text": " It's just, you know, it's on a Peter Griffin brain tumor."}, {"start": 5477.6, "end": 5480.1, "text": " I'm just saying, like, I feel like I think about Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 5481.400000000001, "end": 5483.8, "text": " Like randomly once or twice a week."}, {"start": 5483.8, "end": 5485.860000000001, "text": " I feel like everybody does."}, {"start": 5485.860000000001, "end": 5486.76, "text": " He just, he's everywhere."}, {"start": 5486.76, "end": 5488.76, "text": " He's literally everywhere."}, {"start": 5491.900000000001, "end": 5494.06, "text": " Either seeing it on like a thread"}, {"start": 5494.06, "end": 5497.8, "text": " or somebody doing a reaction image or I see him"}, {"start": 5497.8, "end": 5500.16, "text": " or hear him once a week."}, {"start": 5500.16, "end": 5502.16, "text": " every week."}, {"start": 5508.16, "end": 5514.48, "text": " What's going on in your head? Um, I feel like most of you, if you keep track, okay, fuck this."}, {"start": 5515.76, "end": 5522.72, "text": " I'm going to keep track for one week, as of now. I'm gonna keep track of every time I think"}, {"start": 5522.72, "end": 5528.639999999999, "text": " or hear or see Peter Griffin. And I'm gonna write it down. And in a week, I will come back to"}, {"start": 5528.64, "end": 5534.76, "text": " to you with every instance of this happening and we'll see I'm very kind I"}, {"start": 5534.76, "end": 5539.92, "text": " could be full of shit maybe it's not once a week maybe it's more but every time"}, {"start": 5539.92, "end": 5544.92, "text": " I the any resemblance of Peter Griffin is shows up in my brain or anywhere I'm"}, {"start": 5544.92, "end": 5548.320000000001, "text": " going to market and tell you about it and I'm gonna give detailed notes on"}, {"start": 5548.320000000001, "end": 5555.4800000000005, "text": " each one we'll see I might not even happen at all and I'm just being a"}, {"start": 5555.4800000000005, "end": 5568.040000000001, "text": " weirdo on stream for fun. I don't know. What do I need to go? Oh, I was going right where."}, {"start": 5568.040000000001, "end": 5585.080000000001, "text": " Peter derangement syndrome. I don't know. I really think it's possible."}, {"start": 5585.08, "end": 5589.88, "text": " forget before the stream? No, I will not. I'll make sure I'll tell Holly about this too. So she"}, {"start": 5589.88, "end": 5596.76, "text": " tells me to like keep track of it. I'll set a I'll put an alarm on my phone that says remember"}, {"start": 5596.76, "end": 5602.6, "text": " Peter Griffin stuff and have it go off like every hour. Well then but won't that we every hour?"}, {"start": 5602.6, "end": 5604.92, "text": " I'll know I can't do that because every hour I'll think about Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 5605.96, "end": 5608.6, "text": " I can't have an alarm because then it would just it would mess with the samples."}, {"start": 5608.6, "end": 5615.6, "text": " Yeah, that's not going to happen."}, {"start": 5615.6, "end": 5622.4400000000005, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 5622.4400000000005, "end": 5627.68, "text": " I love taking notes, it's good."}, {"start": 5627.68, "end": 5634.200000000001, "text": " I need to get back to doing that."}, {"start": 5634.2, "end": 5641.679999999999, "text": " How many drugs do you want?"}, {"start": 5641.679999999999, "end": 5642.679999999999, "text": " Literally zero."}, {"start": 5642.679999999999, "end": 5644.36, "text": " Alright let's shut this thing down."}, {"start": 5644.36, "end": 5646.08, "text": " Make it nice and useless."}, {"start": 5646.08, "end": 5654.08, "text": " Well no, that's, I mean, I'm, well, you're talking about prescription medication?"}, {"start": 5654.08, "end": 5665.68, "text": " Jack Pepper saves the day, Summo starts selective."}, {"start": 5665.68, "end": 5666.68, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5666.68, "end": 5678.5199999999995, "text": " Oh my god, is that a boss?"}, {"start": 5678.5199999999995, "end": 5679.5199999999995, "text": " She's crazy."}, {"start": 5679.5199999999995, "end": 5680.5199999999995, "text": " She's crazy!"}, {"start": 5680.52, "end": 5682.52, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 5710.52, "end": 5712.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5721.0, "end": 5723.0, "text": " Skate the opera"}, {"start": 5726.52, "end": 5736.240000000001, "text": " How should I go to go look out this is a pretty good Dark Souls music"}, {"start": 5740.52, "end": 5752.52, "text": " Wait, what's that?"}, {"start": 5752.52, "end": 5758.400000000001, "text": " Don't give up!"}, {"start": 5758.400000000001, "end": 5760.400000000001, "text": " Don't give up!"}, {"start": 5760.400000000001, "end": 5762.400000000001, "text": " Don't give up!"}, {"start": 5762.400000000001, "end": 5764.400000000001, "text": " Don't give up!"}, {"start": 5764.400000000001, "end": 5765.400000000001, "text": " Sora!"}, {"start": 5765.400000000001, "end": 5769.400000000001, "text": " I'm not supposed to be over here."}, {"start": 5775.400000000001, "end": 5777.400000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5784.400000000001, "end": 5786.400000000001, "text": " Get back here."}, {"start": 5786.400000000001, "end": 5789.400000000001, "text": " I need to catch this."}, {"start": 5789.400000000001, "end": 5798.84, "text": " get a shot let's get that picture for them"}, {"start": 5803.320000000001, "end": 5807.920000000001, "text": " why am I such a psycho what I want a picture of this"}, {"start": 5807.92, "end": 5811.52, "text": " Well, oh shit, I see."}, {"start": 5811.52, "end": 5816.76, "text": " What was the, uh, the- Oh, you better be careful!"}, {"start": 5816.76, "end": 5822.0, "text": " We gotta watch out for Expedition 33 or Expedition 13 or whatever that fuck it was!"}, {"start": 5822.0, "end": 5825.0, "text": " And I'm part of that too!"}, {"start": 5825.0, "end": 5828.32, "text": " I'm on expedition 13, apparently!"}, {"start": 5828.32, "end": 5846.759999999999, "text": " There you remember? How awesome it was. In Kingdom Hearts 2, if you lost at certain places"}, {"start": 5846.759999999999, "end": 5853.44, "text": " in the game, you could play as me. And I was like Yoda jumping around. I was called"}, {"start": 5853.4400000000005, "end": 5857.040000000001, "text": " Yoda, because that was currently relevant."}, {"start": 5857.040000000001, "end": 5863.92, "text": " They had a Yoda's moveset from the whole of the Clone Wars movies."}, {"start": 5863.92, "end": 5864.92, "text": " It was very intentional."}, {"start": 5864.92, "end": 5870.120000000001, "text": " And then we fought those motherfuckers five to ten years later."}, {"start": 5870.120000000001, "end": 5871.120000000001, "text": " Duh-huh."}, {"start": 5871.120000000001, "end": 5879.360000000001, "text": " Wait, that's Banjo-Kazooie, wrong character."}, {"start": 5879.36, "end": 5881.36, "text": " We're gonna buy them too eventually!"}, {"start": 5885.639999999999, "end": 5886.639999999999, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5888.16, "end": 5890.16, "text": " What did the broom tell me to go in there?"}, {"start": 5894.24, "end": 5896.74, "text": " Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"}, {"start": 5907.599999999999, "end": 5908.599999999999, "text": " Move this!"}, {"start": 5909.36, "end": 5910.48, "text": " Oh, you're free!"}, {"start": 5920.24, "end": 5922.839999999999, "text": " And if you unlock this next tier,"}, {"start": 5925.5599999999995, "end": 5928.96, "text": " Germa will do the Mickey Mouse voice for the rest of the screen."}, {"start": 5930.24, "end": 5932.44, "text": " Can you imagine how weird that would be?"}, {"start": 5934.4, "end": 5934.92, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 5939.36, "end": 5946.08, "text": " But you have to act now otherwise he's probably not gonna do it man"}, {"start": 5950.599999999999, "end": 5954.299999999999, "text": " By the way, dude, I have no affiliation with his stream at all I"}, {"start": 5955.74, "end": 5959.259999999999, "text": " Just said this in chat and I fucked with you. I fucked with you"}, {"start": 5962.639999999999, "end": 5964.639999999999, "text": " And I got it I got something out of it"}, {"start": 5969.36, "end": 5981.54, "text": " How do I move this dynamite somebody somebody get his nurse"}, {"start": 5981.54, "end": 5983.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5984.84, "end": 5986.84, "text": " Get out of my mind. I already find us"}, {"start": 5989.5, "end": 5991.98, "text": " So close I don't want my dust"}, {"start": 5993.78, "end": 5997.5199999999995, "text": " And next time you come in here, why don't you bring me a fucking something to drink?"}, {"start": 5999.94, "end": 6001.94, "text": " There's applesauce shit"}, {"start": 6005.54, "end": 6010.82, "text": " You'll be useful and bring me in a fucking something stronger than a green tea. They give us"}, {"start": 6011.54, "end": 6014.94, "text": " Thanks, pal. I almost got roasted back there."}, {"start": 6014.94, "end": 6019.14, "text": " Yeah, it comes with the territory. You step on stage, you get roasted."}, {"start": 6019.14, "end": 6023.54, "text": " Anyway, you saved my skin back there from those extras, so, uh,"}, {"start": 6023.54, "end": 6026.64, "text": " quit Propo. Told you they weren't extras."}, {"start": 6026.64, "end": 6030.24, "text": " These were real bad guys with real bad intentions."}, {"start": 6030.24, "end": 6035.14, "text": " Now, about Bandle... Get him in the green revitalizing liquid immediately."}, {"start": 6035.14, "end": 6039.14, "text": " We mostly just knock back cold ones downtown. I'm gonna fucking leak that one day,"}, {"start": 6039.14, "end": 6041.14, "text": " And no, I don't care"}, {"start": 6069.14, "end": 6076.18, "text": " It makes me laugh every time. That's how I know it's it's worthy of potentially being seen even if it like fucks up my whole reputation"}, {"start": 6076.18, "end": 6078.18, "text": " The rest of my life"}, {"start": 6078.18, "end": 6083.9800000000005, "text": " ever brought anyone home for pencils but when he's had a few cold fondues he gets"}, {"start": 6083.9800000000005, "end": 6088.700000000001, "text": " into some real fringe esoteric crap even mentioned having a lab under his"}, {"start": 6088.700000000001, "end": 6096.18, "text": " mansion so I'm in a secrecy on it secret lab sounds like a long shot but you"}, {"start": 6096.18, "end": 6102.62, "text": " know what that mansion is but he's been worryingly private selective about who"}, {"start": 6102.62, "end": 6108.14, "text": " gets close. Yeah, figures. Thanks for the Intel stage designer."}, {"start": 6108.62, "end": 6109.34, "text": " It's quiet."}, {"start": 6111.26, "end": 6117.14, "text": " Love and bring Steve back. I had my next stop lined up, but not a"}, {"start": 6117.14, "end": 6118.58, "text": " clue where it was."}, {"start": 6122.9, "end": 6127.94, "text": " Now it's too long. Am I gonna Goldilocks the shooter? We"}, {"start": 6127.98, "end": 6130.14, "text": " did I get one guy or is it sound okay?"}, {"start": 6132.62, "end": 6136.38, "text": " Wait. Access backstage. Did I not do that?"}, {"start": 6145.0199999999995, "end": 6146.38, "text": " Wait, you're the dollhouse guy?"}, {"start": 6148.3, "end": 6149.54, "text": " Oh, you did a bat chest at the end."}, {"start": 6149.54, "end": 6151.54, "text": " I was about to get excited that you found me for that."}, {"start": 6152.86, "end": 6154.62, "text": " I was going to talk about it for like an hour."}, {"start": 6158.18, "end": 6159.0599999999995, "text": " I didn't do the, uh..."}, {"start": 6161.22, "end": 6161.7, "text": " I guess I did."}, {"start": 6162.62, "end": 6184.58, "text": " I haven't seen Steven ages no idea where he's been living these days so did you get me a"}, {"start": 6184.58, "end": 6192.98, "text": " really glamorous opera pick did uh yeah just as the whole place went up in flames"}, {"start": 6192.98, "end": 6198.98, "text": " what yeah well there was this assassination attempt and well anyway"}, {"start": 6198.98, "end": 6208.14, "text": " here should be enough to draw your own conclusions huh it uh it looks um what"}, {"start": 6208.14, "end": 6214.18, "text": " Underwhelming boring out of place. Welcome to a hot culture. No, no, it's just"}, {"start": 6214.780000000001, "end": 6216.780000000001, "text": " That's not what it"}, {"start": 6216.9400000000005, "end": 6218.46, "text": " Never mind"}, {"start": 6218.46, "end": 6224.900000000001, "text": " Thanks, Jack. You're as always the best. You do game stuff. Just walked me so bad. I'm my trade in"}, {"start": 6227.42, "end": 6230.42, "text": " I'm sorry to hear that what do you want me to do fun? Oh"}, {"start": 6235.660000000001, "end": 6237.660000000001, "text": " You know what it get in touch"}, {"start": 6238.14, "end": 6244.14, "text": " Hi, excuse me. That's just German 985 here. Why do I even need to explain who I am?"}, {"start": 6244.14, "end": 6251.14, "text": " My buddy here, Tim, was just in there. Yeah, buddy of mine, I just said."}, {"start": 6251.14, "end": 6263.14, "text": " And he traded in a PlayStation 4 with NBA 2K17, NBA 2K18, and FIFA 2K20."}, {"start": 6263.14, "end": 6267.780000000001, "text": " And you gave him 80 bucks for it"}, {"start": 6268.62, "end": 6272.1, "text": " Which clearly if I go to the Kelly blue book value of those games"}, {"start": 6273.3, "end": 6276.860000000001, "text": " Clearly states that NBA 2k 17 is at least seven dollars"}, {"start": 6279.34, "end": 6282.700000000001, "text": " FIFA 20 is four dollars and"}, {"start": 6285.42, "end": 6288.9400000000005, "text": " I you know, I don't remember the other one that he traded in it's been a while"}, {"start": 6288.9400000000005, "end": 6291.18, "text": " I haven't talked to him in a while, but I knew it was a couple of sports games"}, {"start": 6291.18, "end": 6297.740000000001, "text": " but the PlayStation 4 was a limited edition Zelda PlayStation 4 and I"}, {"start": 6297.740000000001, "end": 6300.3, "text": " what I mean by that is of course the stickers that were put on there were"}, {"start": 6300.3, "end": 6307.26, "text": " aftermarket he put Zelda and Link and stickers on there but that's what I"}, {"start": 6307.26, "end": 6312.66, "text": " would call that limited edition it's been meh avoiding the warranty but it's"}, {"start": 6312.66, "end": 6318.900000000001, "text": " okay I think it deserves at least a hundred for that"}, {"start": 6321.18, "end": 6328.780000000001, "text": " I gotta go to my... oh there it is."}, {"start": 6328.780000000001, "end": 6330.62, "text": " 2k17s worth at least 10 bucks?"}, {"start": 6330.62, "end": 6331.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6331.62, "end": 6332.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6332.62, "end": 6345.62, "text": " Don't forget the big supreme sticker."}, {"start": 6345.62, "end": 6346.62, "text": " Secret lab?"}, {"start": 6346.62, "end": 6347.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6347.62, "end": 6357.62, "text": " I like this, this is cute."}, {"start": 6357.62, "end": 6358.62, "text": " 2K is the most underrated."}, {"start": 6358.62, "end": 6365.54, "text": " Okay, the best sports game of all time is MVP Baseball 2004."}, {"start": 6365.54, "end": 6367.0199999999995, "text": " There is no substitute."}, {"start": 6367.0199999999995, "end": 6372.34, "text": " Do you guys remember back, okay."}, {"start": 6372.34, "end": 6378.5, "text": " Do you remember when EA made amazing baseball games and listen is I'm gonna"}, {"start": 6378.5, "end": 6381.06, "text": " get this story completely wrong but I don't care because I remember being pissed"}, {"start": 6381.06, "end": 6389.02, "text": " about this what back when NFL EA had a monopoly on the NFL right all the Madden"}, {"start": 6389.02, "end": 6394.58, "text": " games at one point they kind of had like a total monopoly and then I think my"}, {"start": 6394.58, "end": 6398.1, "text": " brain is trying I'm not gonna slander anything this is but I think this is"}, {"start": 6398.1, "end": 6404.820000000001, "text": " what happened, it could be incorrect. At some point, I think it was 2K was like, well fuck"}, {"start": 6404.820000000001, "end": 6408.700000000001, "text": " that man, we're gonna get the official license for baseball and be the only ones that can"}, {"start": 6408.700000000001, "end": 6414.46, "text": " do any officially licensed baseball games. And I remember being so pissed about it, because"}, {"start": 6414.46, "end": 6420.3, "text": " I thought the 2K baseball games would dog shit. EA made awesome baseball games and"}, {"start": 6420.3, "end": 6427.22, "text": " And they couldn't make them anymore after like 2005."}, {"start": 6427.22, "end": 6432.860000000001, "text": " So they had the official, like, license for NFL and then it was like, well fuck you, we're"}, {"start": 6432.860000000001, "end": 6436.22, "text": " gonna get the official baseball one."}, {"start": 6436.22, "end": 6444.3, "text": " And I just, I was very upset about it."}, {"start": 6444.3, "end": 6447.860000000001, "text": " You really just had no problems back then, huh?"}, {"start": 6447.860000000001, "end": 6455.1, "text": " Okay, please give me a break how many you guys I complain about fortnite skins and shit"}, {"start": 6455.420000000001, "end": 6460.040000000001, "text": " Or like overwatch skins that come out and you're like I don't like that one, please"}, {"start": 6460.900000000001, "end": 6465.4400000000005, "text": " Things change things stay the same. Okay, it's what we're not so different you and I"}, {"start": 6471.64, "end": 6477.8, "text": " The difference is I was mad because like I couldn't play the next iteration of what I thought was the best base"}, {"start": 6477.860000000001, "end": 6482.420000000001, "text": " ball gaming franchise which is the MVP franchise they ended up coming out with"}, {"start": 6482.420000000001, "end": 6488.3, "text": " one that was college and it was just a like college teams and I was like I this"}, {"start": 6488.3, "end": 6496.820000000001, "text": " is cool but I was many Ramirez man I was David Ortiz and then they just"}, {"start": 6496.820000000001, "end": 6503.900000000001, "text": " didn't make another one ever again okay I'm gonna stop walking in circles"}, {"start": 6507.860000000001, "end": 6511.580000000001, "text": " Oh, I hear you made quite a scene."}, {"start": 6511.580000000001, "end": 6513.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, tell me about it."}, {"start": 6513.380000000001, "end": 6517.860000000001, "text": " On the contrary, my dear Pepper, you tell me."}, {"start": 6517.860000000001, "end": 6520.9800000000005, "text": " Mujung cover amidst your big stage debut."}, {"start": 6520.9800000000005, "end": 6523.9400000000005, "text": " Well, turns out our missing magician"}, {"start": 6523.9400000000005, "end": 6526.1, "text": " had some skeletons in the closet."}, {"start": 6526.1, "end": 6527.900000000001, "text": " And it wasn't just Betty's."}, {"start": 6527.900000000001, "end": 6528.900000000001, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 6528.900000000001, "end": 6533.700000000001, "text": " Apparently this scoundrel has a secret lab."}, {"start": 6533.700000000001, "end": 6534.900000000001, "text": " Oh, where is it?"}, {"start": 6537.860000000001, "end": 6543.500000000001, "text": " Underneath his mansion at least that's what this stage designer claims. Well, what are you standing around for then?"}, {"start": 6543.9400000000005, "end": 6545.9400000000005, "text": " Go sniff out some clues"}, {"start": 6546.14, "end": 6549.660000000001, "text": " Spoiled cheese evil lab rats whatever you can dig up"}, {"start": 6549.9800000000005, "end": 6554.14, "text": " This is my boss a secret neighbor stream like the hello neighbor"}, {"start": 6554.14, "end": 6559.580000000001, "text": " I don't I don't care about that franchise that franchise like a noise me that it exists"}, {"start": 6567.860000000001, "end": 6579.500000000001, "text": " I've, that shit used to pop up on my league YouTube all the time, and, hold on, what's"}, {"start": 6609.5, "end": 6614.14, "text": " They're ducking for cover. I love the voice script for me great for the proposal"}, {"start": 6616.94, "end": 6624.42, "text": " What were you doing there in the first place chasing a magician who vanished off script boom gone"}, {"start": 6624.98, "end": 6626.98, "text": " not just any magician either"}, {"start": 6627.42, "end": 6629.78, "text": " the magician"}, {"start": 6629.78, "end": 6631.78, "text": " Steve Bandle what?"}, {"start": 6632.66, "end": 6639.46, "text": " Steve's gone like a fart in the wind and now I'm stuck following a trail of stale blue cheese crumbs"}, {"start": 6639.5, "end": 6646.64, "text": " of them are most interesting so what did you find not much so far just running"}, {"start": 6646.64, "end": 6652.32, "text": " down places he might have slipped off to you got any ideas oh I know Steve's"}, {"start": 6652.32, "end": 6658.52, "text": " hangouts are all right of course you do better yet I think I know just the one"}, {"start": 6658.52, "end": 6665.08, "text": " you're after he did some a soul searching at that moment mansion on the"}, {"start": 6665.08, "end": 6675.72, "text": " outskirts of mousepad the address here's why Cornelius you just made my job a whole lot easier"}, {"start": 6676.28, "end": 6683.8, "text": " but you did save my life after all right yeah more than once hold on this person said hey I think"}, {"start": 6683.8, "end": 6688.92, "text": " I was being a little too negative a few messages back if you just checked hold on what the fuck did"}, {"start": 6688.92, "end": 6700.88, "text": " you say. Okay. So, they said, Fima, they're sorry about that. I thought it was what they"}, {"start": 6700.88, "end": 6707.76, "text": " said. Yeah, make AOC. You did it for Elden Ring, Omega Lowell. What do you even do in"}, {"start": 6707.76, "end": 6715.64, "text": " Madden? Now, EH just makes gambling, no problems in good old 40s. Hey, I was being"}, {"start": 6715.64, "end": 6718.740000000001, "text": " too negative well how about you weren't being too negative were you being too"}, {"start": 6718.740000000001, "end": 6724.76, "text": " negative you didn't say anything wrong you said like nothing negative"}, {"start": 6731.64, "end": 6735.58, "text": " yeah I just vibe checked it me that was there was absolutely nothing going on"}, {"start": 6735.58, "end": 6741.58, "text": " there there's totally fine there's an omega-lolo too there was a yeah there's"}, {"start": 6741.58, "end": 6743.58, "text": " There's nothing going on there, you're good."}, {"start": 6748.58, "end": 6750.58, "text": " Time for a new party."}, {"start": 6750.58, "end": 6755.58, "text": " One of the recent Mausburg-Herald issues has been this prominent piece about a new political party formed in response to what the critics call"}, {"start": 6755.58, "end": 6760.58, "text": " the meager and meek politics of ones like Cornelius Dilton"}, {"start": 6760.58, "end": 6762.58, "text": " and his party colleagues."}, {"start": 6762.58, "end": 6766.58, "text": " The new group called Big Maus Party endorses though not exclusively"}, {"start": 6766.58, "end": 6770.58, "text": " mice who are big and strong, just as the name implies."}, {"start": 6770.58, "end": 6775.38, "text": " BMP is rapidly gaining popularity, especially among younger citizens of Mouthsburg."}, {"start": 6777.08, "end": 6779.88, "text": " Cheesy mysteries rule the headlines these days."}, {"start": 6782.58, "end": 6786.38, "text": " I already said we're going to do Secret Lab, and then we'll go from there."}, {"start": 6787.18, "end": 6789.58, "text": " Okay, what I was going to say about the Hello Neighbor thing,"}, {"start": 6790.48, "end": 6792.88, "text": " is I remember when that game was in Alpha for like four years."}, {"start": 6793.78, "end": 6795.98, "text": " And this is back in like 2012, guys."}, {"start": 6796.78, "end": 6798.38, "text": " And I remember being like, oh, this is like fine."}, {"start": 6798.38, "end": 6802.38, "text": " Okay, like a horror kind of run and hide game."}, {"start": 6802.38, "end": 6804.8, "text": " There was a ton of these were coming out."}, {"start": 6804.8, "end": 6807.38, "text": " And then the game is perfectly fine."}, {"start": 6807.38, "end": 6809.38, "text": " I've no issues with the game itself."}, {"start": 6810.38, "end": 6815.38, "text": " My issue with Hello Neighbor is like 10 years later,"}, {"start": 6815.66, "end": 6819.34, "text": " I still feel like I'm hearing about that game."}, {"start": 6820.58, "end": 6823.38, "text": " I still, like I'm getting new content about it."}, {"start": 6824.28, "end": 6827.18, "text": " It's become, I guess, a franchise."}, {"start": 6827.18, "end": 6832.26, "text": " Like, I feel like I still get YouTube shorts about, like, the first level in Hello Neighbor 1."}, {"start": 6833.56, "end": 6835.06, "text": " And, like, a theory behind it."}, {"start": 6837.700000000001, "end": 6842.58, "text": " And I'm like, I- I remember this game, like, 15 years ago, people were, like, talking about it. What happened?"}, {"start": 6849.46, "end": 6854.22, "text": " Yeah, and I remember seeing it, it was like, oh, run away from the neighbor, this is a crazy, like, creepy neighbor!"}, {"start": 6854.56, "end": 6857.1, "text": " And then, my brain is putting this in there."}, {"start": 6857.18, "end": 6863.5, "text": " Of there being a gigantic roller coaster in this guy's house or something and like tubes to slide it and like a giant"}, {"start": 6863.5, "end": 6867.42, "text": " Willy Wonka fucking ploy you can lick the walls and the strawberries and shit. Is that real?"}, {"start": 6877.740000000001, "end": 6880.58, "text": " That's in the game, okay. Well, that's what I'm talking about like I just"}, {"start": 6881.58, "end": 6886.820000000001, "text": " I'm just like what is they what even is this game like why do I keep seeing this and hearing about it for like 15 years"}, {"start": 6887.18, "end": 6900.740000000001, "text": " How do I get over there?"}, {"start": 6900.740000000001, "end": 6901.740000000001, "text": " Now you have to play it?"}, {"start": 6901.740000000001, "end": 6915.66, "text": " Oh, now that's a stretch goal."}, {"start": 6915.66, "end": 6916.66, "text": " The Roadhouse?"}, {"start": 6916.66, "end": 6917.66, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 6922.66, "end": 6924.66, "text": " I'm sorry, SOTY."}, {"start": 6924.66, "end": 6925.66, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6925.66, "end": 6931.66, "text": " Literally, when I was a preteen, I watched all of DanTDM's playthrough of Hello Neighbor"}, {"start": 6931.66, "end": 6934.66, "text": " and I ended up having nightmares because of..."}, {"start": 6934.66, "end": 6937.66, "text": " That's so sad."}, {"start": 6937.66, "end": 6939.66, "text": " Oh, that's so sad."}, {"start": 6946.66, "end": 6953.66, "text": " What is in here?"}, {"start": 6953.66, "end": 6957.66, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6957.66, "end": 6962.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 6962.66, "end": 6968.66, "text": " Slot machine."}, {"start": 6968.66, "end": 6970.66, "text": " Scared of Hello Neighbor, Omegalol."}, {"start": 6970.66, "end": 6977.66, "text": " Well, you guys people calling him a wuss?"}, {"start": 6977.66, "end": 6985.66, "text": " Dude, I'm sorry, but if you're like 11, that's shit scary."}, {"start": 6985.66, "end": 6992.66, "text": " Are you guys actually giving shit to an 11 year old for being scared of like a scary weird creepy guy?"}, {"start": 7000.66, "end": 7014.46, "text": " I bet you there are some of you here in your mid-20s that are scared of Hello Neighbor now."}, {"start": 7014.46, "end": 7015.46, "text": " I can't play those games."}, {"start": 7015.46, "end": 7018.18, "text": " No dude, I can't play those kinds of games."}, {"start": 7018.18, "end": 7020.86, "text": " When he goes through the window and he rips his head to the left, he sees you and you"}, {"start": 7020.86, "end": 7024.22, "text": " have to slide and get the red key, the blue key, the green key, the orange key and"}, {"start": 7024.22, "end": 7025.22, "text": " the yellow key."}, {"start": 7025.22, "end": 7027.22, "text": " Dude, it was horrible."}, {"start": 7027.22, "end": 7033.18, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna get out of here."}, {"start": 7033.18, "end": 7036.820000000001, "text": " Now we know the reason why you won't play it."}, {"start": 7036.820000000001, "end": 7038.42, "text": " I don't have a problem with the game itself."}, {"start": 7038.42, "end": 7039.42, "text": " It could be great."}, {"start": 7039.42, "end": 7040.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7040.42, "end": 7044.1, "text": " All I know is what I've seen in YouTube fucking clips."}, {"start": 7044.1, "end": 7045.46, "text": " That's all I know."}, {"start": 7045.46, "end": 7047.1, "text": " All I've ever known for 10 years."}, {"start": 7047.1, "end": 7057.02, "text": " How do I get through this?"}, {"start": 7057.02, "end": 7070.700000000001, "text": " to Bandle's secret lab? Do I have to go underground somewhere? Didn't say it was underground."}, {"start": 7080.3, "end": 7083.820000000001, "text": " Enter it correctly? Yeah, I think I have to go through like the lab, right? Like underground"}, {"start": 7083.82, "end": 7087.98, "text": " somewhere? Was I in the right place?"}, {"start": 7088.94, "end": 7091.9, "text": " You can't play it because of his colitis with the cataface."}, {"start": 7091.9, "end": 7098.54, "text": " Don't you dare! Was I doing that? Was it through here?"}, {"start": 7098.54, "end": 7111.42, "text": " Oh, how dare you bring that up?"}, {"start": 7111.42, "end": 7116.06, "text": " Yeah, it's like underground somewhere."}, {"start": 7116.06, "end": 7123.82, "text": " Maybe I just didn't explore fully?"}, {"start": 7123.82, "end": 7125.58, "text": " What is Omega Low?"}, {"start": 7125.58, "end": 7127.74, "text": " You have like a three month sub badge."}, {"start": 7127.74, "end": 7129.62, "text": " Please, time that person out for lying."}, {"start": 7141.7, "end": 7143.64, "text": " Oh damn, you're prepared."}, {"start": 7146.76, "end": 7147.6, "text": " Was it here?"}, {"start": 7147.6, "end": 7148.9, "text": " I don't think it's not here."}, {"start": 7155.58, "end": 7162.58, "text": " Hmm. This gotta be a different... I swear they said it was underground somewhere."}, {"start": 7167.3, "end": 7174.3, "text": " Was there a different way to go on one of the other ones? Hold on."}, {"start": 7174.3, "end": 7188.06, "text": " They said it was under his mansion."}, {"start": 7188.06, "end": 7194.1, "text": " Yeah, but..."}, {"start": 7194.1, "end": 7201.38, "text": " Can I go to his mansion?"}, {"start": 7201.38, "end": 7209.14, "text": " It clearly wants me to go over there, but I was busy talking about a bunch of bullsh**t."}, {"start": 7211.7, "end": 7212.58, "text": " A lot of pier, right?"}, {"start": 7223.78, "end": 7228.18, "text": " Did I miss something in the kind of city?"}, {"start": 7231.38, "end": 7234.66, "text": " can't seem to go up there"}, {"start": 7234.66, "end": 7238.86, "text": " let me go back to the town"}, {"start": 7238.86, "end": 7241.82, "text": " where is he going? where the fuck are you going? I don't know man, I'm"}, {"start": 7241.82, "end": 7245.42, "text": " trying to figure out where to go"}, {"start": 7245.42, "end": 7249.18, "text": " we're not gonna get Tomodachi"}, {"start": 7249.18, "end": 7251.42, "text": " bridge with a roof"}, {"start": 7251.42, "end": 7254.78, "text": " bridge with a roof"}, {"start": 7254.78, "end": 7257.78, "text": " bridge with a roof"}, {"start": 7257.78, "end": 7259.099999999999, "text": " Do you not see the arrow on the screen?"}, {"start": 7259.099999999999, "end": 7260.099999999999, "text": " Dude, I can't go over here."}, {"start": 7263.42, "end": 7264.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7265.38, "end": 7269.219999999999, "text": " Oh my god, dude, no, you have no, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm serious."}, {"start": 7269.9, "end": 7271.86, "text": " I tried to go through this like five times."}, {"start": 7272.74, "end": 7273.46, "text": " You could run it back."}, {"start": 7274.7, "end": 7275.94, "text": " I tried to go through this like five times."}, {"start": 7276.66, "end": 7277.86, "text": " You actually please run it back."}, {"start": 7277.86, "end": 7278.9, "text": " I was literally holding W."}, {"start": 7279.5, "end": 7280.78, "text": " Why did this, why did this happen?"}, {"start": 7282.38, "end": 7283.259999999999, "text": " I tried to do this."}, {"start": 7283.9, "end": 7286.099999999999, "text": " I swear five, 10 different times."}, {"start": 7287.78, "end": 7292.46, "text": " No, I swear, I could not go through that."}, {"start": 7292.46, "end": 7295.5, "text": " I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 7295.5, "end": 7297.34, "text": " I would have just done that."}, {"start": 7297.34, "end": 7300.54, "text": " Guys, you gotta give me a little bit of slack here."}, {"start": 7300.54, "end": 7301.54, "text": " Go read a clock."}, {"start": 7301.54, "end": 7306.139999999999, "text": " I tried, but W didn't work."}, {"start": 7306.139999999999, "end": 7307.38, "text": " By the way, W in the chat."}, {"start": 7307.38, "end": 7310.38, "text": " W stream today."}, {"start": 7310.38, "end": 7316.06, "text": " Alright, I don't care about this."}, {"start": 7316.06, "end": 7323.74, "text": " Ah, somebody said we're never going to get Tomodachi Life."}, {"start": 7323.74, "end": 7328.02, "text": " Yes you are."}, {"start": 7328.02, "end": 7329.02, "text": " Yes you are."}, {"start": 7329.02, "end": 7330.66, "text": " You're going to get it in like probably 30 minutes?"}, {"start": 7330.66, "end": 7331.66, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7331.66, "end": 7332.66, "text": " 40 minutes."}, {"start": 7332.66, "end": 7333.66, "text": " We're going into corner."}, {"start": 7333.66, "end": 7334.66, "text": " The entrance should be around here somewhere."}, {"start": 7334.66, "end": 7337.74, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 7337.74, "end": 7339.82, "text": " You wouldn't survive 10 minutes in the neighbor's house, dude."}, {"start": 7339.82, "end": 7341.82, "text": " I would"}, {"start": 7344.86, "end": 7346.86, "text": " They're not"}, {"start": 7359.62, "end": 7364.24, "text": " Is hello neighbor even on what could you even get it? I feel like you kids like unavailable. Oh"}, {"start": 7364.24, "end": 7371.24, "text": " Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna miss every single shot."}, {"start": 7371.24, "end": 7382.24, "text": " What the hell, good bros, a little bit of text."}, {"start": 7382.24, "end": 7385.679999999999, "text": " Hello, neighbor."}, {"start": 7385.679999999999, "end": 7390.92, "text": " It's just a game's 30 bucks."}, {"start": 7390.92, "end": 7393.92, "text": " This is $29.99 for Hello Neighbor?"}, {"start": 7396.68, "end": 7398.4, "text": " Hello Neighbor, Secret Neighbor,"}, {"start": 7398.4, "end": 7400.76, "text": " Secret Hello Neighbor, Hide and Seek."}, {"start": 7400.76, "end": 7403.28, "text": " Hello Neighbor 2, Hello Neighbor."}, {"start": 7403.28, "end": 7405.4800000000005, "text": " Songs for the game."}, {"start": 7405.4800000000005, "end": 7406.74, "text": " And as an animated show."}, {"start": 7410.08, "end": 7411.76, "text": " I love how similar to the games that you played,"}, {"start": 7411.76, "end": 7413.0, "text": " Resident Evil 9."}, {"start": 7414.76, "end": 7417.08, "text": " One friend owns this game."}, {"start": 7417.08, "end": 7425.92, "text": " I'm buying it right now. I don't give a fuck. I'm buying it right now. We're playing it"}, {"start": 7425.92, "end": 7430.12, "text": " right now. Are you ready? I'm going to open it right. I don't care. We're doing it right"}, {"start": 7430.12, "end": 7437.72, "text": " now. Don't change my category on Twitch though. I don't want to, no, don't change"}, {"start": 7437.72, "end": 7450.280000000001, "text": " category. My stream is going to crash though because I'm downloading at like 10,000. Give"}, {"start": 7450.280000000001, "end": 7464.84, "text": " me a second. When was the last time I saved it? Let me get to a save point."}, {"start": 7464.84, "end": 7481.16, "text": " Hello Neighbor demo alpha 1 alpha 2 alpha 4 free alpha hello neighbor free alpha"}, {"start": 7481.16, "end": 7486.16, "text": " Hello Neighbor Alpha 3! This is what I'm talking about! I told you!"}, {"start": 7499.16, "end": 7501.16, "text": " Should I get the free alpha?"}, {"start": 7503.16, "end": 7506.16, "text": " Alright, what if I got the Hello Neighbor free alpha?"}, {"start": 7506.16, "end": 7509.16, "text": " And played it like it was 2012."}, {"start": 7509.16, "end": 7511.16, "text": " Ah, can you even get it?"}, {"start": 7528.16, "end": 7531.16, "text": " Alright, can we change the title to, when I get to a save point."}, {"start": 7531.16, "end": 7535.16, "text": " Change title to, I'm playing this literally for a joke for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 7535.16, "end": 7538.16, "text": " This does not represent me. Make that be the title, please."}, {"start": 7540.16, "end": 7543.16, "text": " Holy flush, you're moving."}, {"start": 7554.16, "end": 7558.16, "text": " Stevie boy, what exactly were you up to?"}, {"start": 7561.16, "end": 7563.16, "text": " The alpha was better?"}, {"start": 7565.16, "end": 7567.16, "text": " Okay, we'll do right here."}, {"start": 7567.16, "end": 7574.16, "text": " All right. Give me one second. Give me a minute."}, {"start": 7574.16, "end": 7584.16, "text": " I'm not putting a facecam off of it. I don't care. I want to see what it's all about."}, {"start": 7584.16, "end": 7596.16, "text": " That's another stretch goal. It's going to be loud when I open it, probably."}, {"start": 7596.16, "end": 7601.5199999999995, "text": " All right, I apologize to turn your sound down right now because this could be really loud. I'm warning you right now. It could be"}, {"start": 7611.32, "end": 7613.32, "text": " The game is crashed"}, {"start": 7622.96, "end": 7624.96, "text": " They won't open"}, {"start": 7626.16, "end": 7634.16, "text": " I see the splash screen and then the game doesn't open it goes it there's a clock in the front and then it closes."}, {"start": 7634.16, "end": 7638.16, "text": " What the fuck."}, {"start": 7638.16, "end": 7650.16, "text": " Try a different alpha."}, {"start": 7650.16, "end": 7653.16, "text": " This is just the main game. Hold on properties."}, {"start": 7653.16, "end": 7662.0, "text": " installed files, game versions and beta default public version and this alpha"}, {"start": 7662.0, "end": 7675.0, "text": " four beta this alpha two why won't this open it's right now it's I can even"}, {"start": 7675.0, "end": 7676.0, "text": " to show you what it's doing."}, {"start": 7681.12, "end": 7682.12, "text": " Why is it doing this?"}, {"start": 7685.6, "end": 7687.4, "text": " Just to tell you, just so you're not full of shit,"}, {"start": 7687.4, "end": 7689.4, "text": " just people probably think I'm full of shit."}, {"start": 7695.48, "end": 7697.92, "text": " Okay, well, just look, I'm gonna prove it."}, {"start": 7699.04, "end": 7701.24, "text": " Okay, open hello neighbor."}, {"start": 7701.24, "end": 7706.24, "text": " There it is. Hey, look at that. We're starting. No."}, {"start": 7709.24, "end": 7711.24, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 7718.24, "end": 7721.24, "text": " What do I do? Check the game cache."}, {"start": 7722.24, "end": 7725.24, "text": " Check the integrity of the guy just installed it."}, {"start": 7726.24, "end": 7729.24, "text": " Verify integrity of game files."}, {"start": 7731.24, "end": 7739.88, "text": " I have to bypass open SSL SAJ bug on Intel 10th generation CPUs."}, {"start": 7739.88, "end": 7747.28, "text": " What? How do I do this?"}, {"start": 7747.28, "end": 7765.28, "text": " Okay, input bypass open SSL-SHA bug."}, {"start": 7765.28, "end": 7769.28, "text": " This will also disable SHA extensions on high version SSL libraries,"}, {"start": 7769.28, "end": 7772.28, "text": " which may result in severe performance dowel grains and other..."}, {"start": 7772.28, "end": 7776.28, "text": " I don't want to do this."}, {"start": 7776.28, "end": 7781.0, "text": " advanced system settings in the system properties select advanced go to environment variables button"}, {"start": 7783.5599999999995, "end": 7787.24, "text": " i'm making my computer 40 slower to run hello neighbor"}, {"start": 7795.8, "end": 7798.679999999999, "text": " what i didn't"}, {"start": 7800.92, "end": 7805.4, "text": " somebody's saying don't okay vr draw said do not do this it's not worth it"}, {"start": 7805.400000000001, "end": 7807.400000000001, "text": " Could I like fuck up my whole computer?"}, {"start": 7809.64, "end": 7813.56, "text": " All right. Well, I tried. I tried. I'm all right. I'm going back to the mouse game."}, {"start": 7822.200000000001, "end": 7827.4800000000005, "text": " Okay. What what if I run like alpha three? I'll try that before I give up."}, {"start": 7831.080000000001, "end": 7832.84, "text": " Okay. Well, let's do alpha two."}, {"start": 7835.400000000001, "end": 7841.400000000001, "text": " Does it play on your old PC?"}, {"start": 7841.400000000001, "end": 7847.400000000001, "text": " Wait, is it on the switch?"}, {"start": 7847.400000000001, "end": 7853.400000000001, "text": " It might be on switch. Is it on switch? We're checking right now."}, {"start": 7853.400000000001, "end": 7857.400000000001, "text": " Is Hello Neighbor 1 on switch?"}, {"start": 7857.400000000001, "end": 7861.400000000001, "text": " Oh, you know exactly what we're pivoting."}, {"start": 7861.400000000001, "end": 7871.400000000001, "text": " Okay, hold on, I got to get it back."}, {"start": 7871.400000000001, "end": 7873.400000000001, "text": " Watch, we have to disable something on my Switch."}, {"start": 7873.400000000001, "end": 7877.400000000001, "text": " Hello, neighbor for Nintendo Switch. Yes, let's go."}, {"start": 7877.400000000001, "end": 7882.400000000001, "text": " All right, I'm getting it right now."}, {"start": 7882.400000000001, "end": 7888.400000000001, "text": " I have to play it again. Now I'll refund, I'm going to refund it on Steam."}, {"start": 7888.400000000001, "end": 7892.160000000001, "text": " I'll refund it on Steam and then I'll just have this one be installed."}, {"start": 7897.6, "end": 7899.68, "text": " My God, my capture card is going to be on. Hold on."}, {"start": 7903.4400000000005, "end": 7908.960000000001, "text": " Okay, let me turn this on."}, {"start": 7914.400000000001, "end": 7915.76, "text": " All right, Nintendo Shop."}, {"start": 7918.400000000001, "end": 7920.400000000001, "text": " Okay, how much is it?"}, {"start": 7921.400000000001, "end": 7923.400000000001, "text": " Search, hello neighbor."}, {"start": 7925.400000000001, "end": 7927.400000000001, "text": " I know you can't say anything. It's okay."}, {"start": 7937.400000000001, "end": 7939.400000000001, "text": " Hello neighbor."}, {"start": 7940.400000000001, "end": 7942.400000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 7942.400000000001, "end": 7946.400000000001, "text": " It's $40 on the switch. Why is it $10 more expensive over here?"}, {"start": 7948.400000000001, "end": 7957.400000000001, "text": " All right, we're in."}, {"start": 7957.400000000001, "end": 7962.400000000001, "text": " Oh, we're in."}, {"start": 7962.400000000001, "end": 7964.400000000001, "text": " This has to download the game."}, {"start": 7964.400000000001, "end": 7970.400000000001, "text": " All right, we just got to download the game and we're good."}, {"start": 7970.400000000001, "end": 7976.400000000001, "text": " Okay, my switch just crashed."}, {"start": 7976.400000000001, "end": 7979.120000000001, "text": " I'm not making that up. It's actually like crashing right now"}, {"start": 7980.4800000000005, "end": 7982.4800000000005, "text": " Why is it doing this?"}, {"start": 7985.080000000001, "end": 7990.320000000001, "text": " Why is my screen black? I'm not fucking kidding. Why is my why is it black screen?"}, {"start": 8002.52, "end": 8005.040000000001, "text": " Do it why is it going my screens going black?"}, {"start": 8006.400000000001, "end": 8023.400000000001, "text": " Okay, hold on. Is it the HDMI? Why is it doing this? It wasn't doing this the other day."}, {"start": 8023.400000000001, "end": 8035.400000000001, "text": " Hold on. I think my monitor is fucked up. Hold on. I gotta reset it."}, {"start": 8035.400000000001, "end": 8036.56, "text": " Yeah, it's my monitor."}, {"start": 8040.160000000001, "end": 8041.360000000001, "text": " Let me turn this off."}, {"start": 8050.320000000001, "end": 8051.56, "text": " Okay, we're almost done."}, {"start": 8058.320000000001, "end": 8059.160000000001, "text": " Almost there."}, {"start": 8059.16, "end": 8076.16, "text": " Okay, if my monitor is blinking and amber light, why is it doing that?"}, {"start": 8076.16, "end": 8081.92, "text": " I might actually have to play this through the OBS preview because my monitor won't turn"}, {"start": 8081.92, "end": 8098.28, "text": " back on. Alright, it's almost ready. Was it ready? Was it doing that? Do I have not enough"}, {"start": 8098.28, "end": 8110.92, "text": " free space? Okay, I think my monitor is doing the pixel thing. Why is it tick always the"}, {"start": 8110.92, "end": 8125.88, "text": " worst time to do this. Okay, that it seems to be back. That was"}, {"start": 8125.88, "end": 8130.88, "text": " very weird. All right, you guys ready?"}, {"start": 8130.88, "end": 8140.88, "text": " What the fuck is it doing? Hurry up."}, {"start": 8140.88, "end": 8146.88, "text": " Maybe it's paused. I didn't pause it."}, {"start": 8146.88, "end": 8152.88, "text": " Do I have to delete something?"}, {"start": 8152.88, "end": 8158.88, "text": " The panel protect process did not complete."}, {"start": 8158.88, "end": 8161.96, "text": " please press execute button to do a panel protect function."}, {"start": 8164.82, "end": 8166.64, "text": " Why? Get out of here."}, {"start": 8171.54, "end": 8173.36, "text": " I downloaded Hello Neighbor and it wants it."}, {"start": 8173.36, "end": 8175.1, "text": " Wait, what is it saying now?"}, {"start": 8175.1, "end": 8176.72, "text": " Unable to communicate with the server now."}, {"start": 8176.72, "end": 8180.28, "text": " Oh my God, all my devices have fucking messed up."}, {"start": 8186.08, "end": 8187.32, "text": " I downloaded Hello Neighbor"}, {"start": 8187.320000000001, "end": 8190.120000000001, "text": " And like all of it gets a crazy quiz is terrifying."}, {"start": 8191.56, "end": 8192.86, "text": " Now that's scary dude."}, {"start": 8193.74, "end": 8194.74, "text": " All right, hold on."}, {"start": 8196.76, "end": 8198.92, "text": " Do I need like an update?"}, {"start": 8198.92, "end": 8201.02, "text": " It'll all be worth it in a minute, I promise."}, {"start": 8205.32, "end": 8206.6, "text": " I have plenty of data."}, {"start": 8211.32, "end": 8212.16, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 8217.32, "end": 8234.92, "text": " This is a bit, it's not, I don't know why it won't finish downloading the game."}, {"start": 8234.92, "end": 8242.96, "text": " Okay apparently it did finish."}, {"start": 8242.960000000001, "end": 8244.12, "text": " This is so confusing."}, {"start": 8248.44, "end": 8250.560000000001, "text": " I genuinely have no idea why I said this."}, {"start": 8251.880000000001, "end": 8253.52, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go, let's go BRB."}, {"start": 8253.52, "end": 8255.480000000001, "text": " Cause I'm gonna pee and I'll get this figured out"}, {"start": 8255.480000000001, "end": 8256.92, "text": " and we'll be right back."}, {"start": 8272.960000000001, "end": 8275.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8302.960000000001, "end": 8305.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8332.960000000001, "end": 8357.28, "text": " Hey, just checking in. I'm not back yet. I just want to get somebody said someone said"}, {"start": 8357.28, "end": 8361.000000000002, "text": " that it tries to connect to defunct servers. So you need to turn your internet off before"}, {"start": 8361.0, "end": 8366.6, "text": " you're on your switch before you start it. Okay, that's good to know."}, {"start": 8369.64, "end": 8372.6, "text": " I will see how that works. I'm not quite back yet. I'll be back in a minute."}, {"start": 8391.0, "end": 8416.2, "text": " Okay, I've been sitting here just laughing. I haven't left yet. I'm just getting it ready."}, {"start": 8416.2, "end": 8420.060000000001, "text": " People have rolling in saying he's actually playing this."}, {"start": 8420.060000000001, "end": 8421.6, "text": " He's not really playing Hello Neighbor."}, {"start": 8421.6, "end": 8423.52, "text": " This is a joke, right?"}, {"start": 8423.52, "end": 8426.76, "text": " A lot of you are coming in and you think this is a,"}, {"start": 8426.76, "end": 8428.0, "text": " you have no idea what's going on."}, {"start": 8428.0, "end": 8429.800000000001, "text": " I don't know what's going on either."}, {"start": 8432.0, "end": 8432.84, "text": " Very back."}, {"start": 8446.2, "end": 8457.640000000001, "text": " Hold on hold on hold on I didn't even leave but hold on"}, {"start": 8464.2, "end": 8466.2, "text": " Dude, I don't I don't got time to leave"}, {"start": 8466.2, "end": 8479.400000000001, "text": " Alright, am I in?"}, {"start": 8479.400000000001, "end": 8488.6, "text": " Does the game look like this?"}, {"start": 8488.6, "end": 8498.6, "text": " Is this the- is this the right game?"}, {"start": 8498.6, "end": 8506.6, "text": " Okay, alright, I'm ready."}, {"start": 8506.6, "end": 8508.6, "text": " New game, right?"}, {"start": 8508.6, "end": 8511.6, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8511.6, "end": 8530.48, "text": " Act 1. This is my street. Oh my god, it's so loud. I remember this from the YouTube"}, {"start": 8530.48, "end": 8546.6, "text": " short am I playing oh my god I didn't know is it really look like this no it"}, {"start": 8546.6, "end": 8549.32, "text": " can't be right this is like a different resolution is all the switch"}, {"start": 8549.32, "end": 8555.279999999999, "text": " resolution I can't I can't tell what's in front of me"}, {"start": 8558.279999999999, "end": 8561.68, "text": " all right where's the neighbor's house"}, {"start": 8564.199999999999, "end": 8569.199999999999, "text": " this is switch one graphics for the game"}, {"start": 8569.2, "end": 8580.78, "text": " I thought I thought I heard my hands there's a crazy looking kid"}, {"start": 8580.78, "end": 8588.720000000001, "text": " there's the neighbor there he is he's killing somebody"}, {"start": 8588.72, "end": 8594.84, "text": " I watch me get all fucking three keys in 10 seconds."}, {"start": 8594.84, "end": 8595.84, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 8595.84, "end": 8607.96, "text": " I remember seeing this at the trailer."}, {"start": 8607.96, "end": 8609.08, "text": " He's going to rip his head around, right?"}, {"start": 8609.08, "end": 8611.08, "text": " Right, he's gonna do the big like turn and head look."}, {"start": 8619.58, "end": 8621.58, "text": " How do I move? How do I move?"}, {"start": 8633.58, "end": 8635.58, "text": " Where's the roller coaster?"}, {"start": 8635.58, "end": 8639.26, "text": " Where's the where's the fun rides and shit in his house?"}, {"start": 8645.58, "end": 8647.58, "text": " Okay, well let's go"}, {"start": 8649.26, "end": 8651.26, "text": " Okay, how do I the bees jump?"}, {"start": 8656.7, "end": 8660.0, "text": " Okay, I saw that move around like this and climb the window"}, {"start": 8665.58, "end": 8676.18, "text": " playing this with the two switched we modes this fucking throw up inducing by the way I"}, {"start": 8676.18, "end": 8692.38, "text": " open that am I this tall I thought it was taller than this okay that's run wait that's"}, {"start": 8692.380000000001, "end": 8697.380000000001, "text": " This is my house! I thought that was the neighbor's house! This is the neighbor's house!"}, {"start": 8699.380000000001, "end": 8701.380000000001, "text": " How do I open the door?"}, {"start": 8701.380000000001, "end": 8704.380000000001, "text": " Fuck you dude, I'm just getting to take everything."}, {"start": 8705.380000000001, "end": 8706.380000000001, "text": " Where's the key?"}, {"start": 8710.380000000001, "end": 8712.380000000001, "text": " How do I use? How do I open?"}, {"start": 8715.380000000001, "end": 8718.380000000001, "text": " How do you touch anything? What buttons work?"}, {"start": 8722.380000000001, "end": 8726.380000000001, "text": " They didn't even tell me how to play the game!"}, {"start": 8730.380000000001, "end": 8734.380000000001, "text": " Dude, how do you open the door?"}, {"start": 8737.380000000001, "end": 8740.380000000001, "text": " Are they sleeping in there?"}, {"start": 8740.380000000001, "end": 8743.380000000001, "text": " Press E. I'm on the Nintendo Switch, dude!"}, {"start": 8743.380000000001, "end": 8746.380000000001, "text": " I'm on- there's no E!"}, {"start": 8752.380000000001, "end": 8759.380000000001, "text": " Triangle?"}, {"start": 8759.380000000001, "end": 8769.300000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 8769.300000000001, "end": 8771.26, "text": " I don't know how to open doors."}, {"start": 8771.26, "end": 8772.26, "text": " It's R3."}, {"start": 8772.26, "end": 8776.26, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 8776.26, "end": 8793.26, "text": " Dude, I have no buttons work. L1 and R1 are neighbor vision."}, {"start": 8793.26, "end": 8804.26, "text": " Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. R is pickup, ZR is drop, and ZR is throw."}, {"start": 8804.26, "end": 8808.26, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 8808.26, "end": 8816.26, "text": " Pickup and action is R, jump, movement, okay inventory, view, run, use, okay, so it should"}, {"start": 8816.26, "end": 8818.26, "text": " be R1."}, {"start": 8818.26, "end": 8826.26, "text": " But R1 only looks, oh my god, do you have to, I got it, let's go."}, {"start": 8826.26, "end": 8828.26, "text": " Hide."}, {"start": 8828.26, "end": 8831.26, "text": " There's nowhere to be found, good."}, {"start": 8831.26, "end": 8832.460000000001, "text": " Open this. Get this."}, {"start": 8835.56, "end": 8835.86, "text": " Got that."}, {"start": 8836.960000000001, "end": 8837.86, "text": " Need my key? Got it."}, {"start": 8838.86, "end": 8839.36, "text": " Distract him."}, {"start": 8844.56, "end": 8844.86, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 8850.460000000001, "end": 8850.66, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8854.36, "end": 8854.86, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 8860.26, "end": 8861.16, "text": " Why would you think I was in here?"}, {"start": 8861.26, "end": 8868.26, "text": " What? Get out of here. He didn't see me do this at all."}, {"start": 8876.02, "end": 8883.02, "text": " Alright, what an idiot."}, {"start": 8883.02, "end": 8887.14, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 8887.14, "end": 8889.46, "text": " Oh no, the neighbor got me. I'm going right back in."}, {"start": 8899.939999999999, "end": 8902.18, "text": " Dude, did he spit in my face?"}, {"start": 8902.18, "end": 8905.22, "text": " When I stepped in dog shit? I stepped in dog shit!"}, {"start": 8915.42, "end": 8916.42, "text": " Okay, that won't open."}, {"start": 8917.14, "end": 8919.14, "text": " Bowling ball?"}, {"start": 8919.18, "end": 8921.58, "text": " All right, he's sleeping. Crush his head with the bowling ball."}, {"start": 8929.14, "end": 8931.14, "text": " Dude, I just crashed his skull in."}, {"start": 8934.74, "end": 8936.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8941.14, "end": 8943.14, "text": " Okay, this is so hard to play."}, {"start": 8947.14, "end": 8958.72, "text": " I gotta get he's gotta go to sleep and I gotta get the key in the room"}, {"start": 8958.72, "end": 8966.359999999999, "text": " Is this on mobile dude it may as well be"}, {"start": 8966.36, "end": 8978.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's... stop spitting on me."}, {"start": 8978.52, "end": 8986.6, "text": " You felt the whole fucking trick in the book?"}, {"start": 8986.6, "end": 8999.800000000001, "text": " Alright, ten more attempts at them done."}, {"start": 8999.800000000001, "end": 9024.320000000002, "text": " It's so hard to aim with the right stick and press R1 to open a fucking drawer."}, {"start": 9024.320000000002, "end": 9026.52, "text": " I have to get at least to the roller coaster."}, {"start": 9026.52, "end": 9033.52, "text": " That's all I care about."}, {"start": 9033.52, "end": 9038.52, "text": " Okay, what's in his room?"}, {"start": 9038.52, "end": 9042.52, "text": " Can I open the window?"}, {"start": 9042.52, "end": 9048.52, "text": " What is, ooh, it's powered his house down."}, {"start": 9048.52, "end": 9055.52, "text": " He's gonna come fix it, right?"}, {"start": 9055.52, "end": 9065.52, "text": " Okay, no, he's just throwing rocks at me."}, {"start": 9065.52, "end": 9073.52, "text": " Okay, where did I not go in here, right?"}, {"start": 9073.52, "end": 9079.52, "text": " Alright, fine, something is in his office."}, {"start": 9079.52, "end": 9088.12, "text": " It's like ripping every individual hair out of my head trying to play this game like this."}, {"start": 9088.12, "end": 9098.04, "text": " I feel like I'm playing it on an iPad."}, {"start": 9098.04, "end": 9103.28, "text": " Dude, why am I so small?"}, {"start": 9103.28, "end": 9104.28, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9104.28, "end": 9105.28, "text": " Is there something in there?"}, {"start": 9105.28, "end": 9108.28, "text": " What is this camera?"}, {"start": 9108.28, "end": 9126.16, "text": " what the fuck did I do that for come on it's got to be a key is it turn on the TV"}, {"start": 9126.16, "end": 9133.16, "text": " Is this- is that what he's speaking Russian?"}, {"start": 9133.16, "end": 9142.039999999999, "text": " Wait, I- wait, I think I'm headed to the roller coaster."}, {"start": 9142.039999999999, "end": 9143.48, "text": " I think I'm headed to the roller coaster."}, {"start": 9143.48, "end": 9145.08, "text": " It's in here somewhere."}, {"start": 9145.08, "end": 9150.08, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9150.08, "end": 9152.08, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 9180.08, "end": 9187.08, "text": " I mean, he sucks at driving his car, that's for sure."}, {"start": 9187.08, "end": 9189.08, "text": " Something in the glove box, right?"}, {"start": 9189.08, "end": 9191.08, "text": " All right, here's what I do."}, {"start": 9191.08, "end": 9197.08, "text": " I put a brick on the gas and I just drive it into his house."}, {"start": 9197.08, "end": 9200.08, "text": " This game is an 11 and a half hour experience."}, {"start": 9200.08, "end": 9210.28, "text": " on the gas and I just drive it into his house. This game is an 11 and a half hour experience,"}, {"start": 9210.28, "end": 9211.28, "text": " by the way."}, {"start": 9211.28, "end": 9232.220000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm going to go through the attic or the basement, whatever."}, {"start": 9232.220000000001, "end": 9233.220000000001, "text": " Come on, really?"}, {"start": 9233.220000000001, "end": 9236.220000000001, "text": " Can I crawl through this?"}, {"start": 9236.22, "end": 9243.22, "text": " Oh, there he is."}, {"start": 9243.22, "end": 9248.82, "text": " What a fucking lunatic!"}, {"start": 9248.82, "end": 9250.46, "text": " Why did he just do that?"}, {"start": 9250.46, "end": 9257.5, "text": " He just jumped, he just broke through his own window."}, {"start": 9257.5, "end": 9264.02, "text": " All right, I need to get through the first door"}, {"start": 9267.3, "end": 9269.3, "text": " Fuck you, Mr. Wilson"}, {"start": 9275.86, "end": 9277.86, "text": " Just throw all the trash in his yard"}, {"start": 9282.38, "end": 9284.38, "text": " Okay, he's a way I got an opportunity"}, {"start": 9284.380000000001, "end": 9286.380000000001, "text": " Alright, where's the first key?"}, {"start": 9286.380000000001, "end": 9288.380000000001, "text": " This is a granny like I know. Where's the first key?"}, {"start": 9293.380000000001, "end": 9295.380000000001, "text": " Out of the bed?"}, {"start": 9299.380000000001, "end": 9301.380000000001, "text": " It's upstairs. How do I get upstairs?"}, {"start": 9314.380000000001, "end": 9319.7, "text": " through the stairs. Oh please."}, {"start": 9321.86, "end": 9330.34, "text": " Get to go to the shelf outside. I just want to do the first key. Door in the"}, {"start": 9330.34, "end": 9332.660000000002, "text": " living room."}, {"start": 9336.580000000002, "end": 9341.34, "text": " Oh shit, let's go. Okay."}, {"start": 9344.380000000001, "end": 9354.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, trying to grab anything."}, {"start": 9354.900000000001, "end": 9356.660000000002, "text": " Toothpaste, okay."}, {"start": 9356.660000000002, "end": 9358.660000000002, "text": " Put it in my inventory."}, {"start": 9358.660000000002, "end": 9359.660000000002, "text": " Brum?"}, {"start": 9359.660000000002, "end": 9360.660000000002, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 9360.660000000002, "end": 9366.660000000002, "text": " Can I swing the brum?"}, {"start": 9366.660000000002, "end": 9373.660000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck off."}, {"start": 9373.66, "end": 9396.94, "text": " I shouldn't have used that, but it worked out."}, {"start": 9396.94, "end": 9397.94, "text": " This guy lives like crazy."}, {"start": 9397.94, "end": 9399.94, "text": " Alright, I'm going to get upstairs."}, {"start": 9407.94, "end": 9409.94, "text": " Is that him? Okay, wait. Fridge."}, {"start": 9411.94, "end": 9413.94, "text": " Can I hide in the fridge?"}, {"start": 9424.94, "end": 9426.94, "text": " Close the door, alright."}, {"start": 9426.94, "end": 9432.380000000001, "text": " Okay, so where is it? How do I get out of here? How do I get upstairs from here?"}, {"start": 9439.380000000001, "end": 9443.02, "text": " I don't see a staircase."}, {"start": 9444.460000000001, "end": 9449.02, "text": " You need to do the... you need to parkour outside."}, {"start": 9456.94, "end": 9469.94, "text": " Okay, I get three more attempts, but what are the stack of boxes outside?"}, {"start": 9469.94, "end": 9497.94, "text": " I need to stack some shit."}, {"start": 9497.94, "end": 9504.94, "text": " Oh, like this."}, {"start": 9504.94, "end": 9511.94, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 9511.94, "end": 9518.94, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 9518.94, "end": 9546.220000000001, "text": " I need another one up there."}, {"start": 9546.22, "end": 9560.5, "text": " You're the top streamer in the Hello Neighbor category."}, {"start": 9560.5, "end": 9561.5, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 9561.5, "end": 9564.42, "text": " So, what'd you say, were you punishing us?"}, {"start": 9564.42, "end": 9573.06, "text": " Uh, we're both, it's a double-edged sword, we're both grabbing an end."}, {"start": 9573.06, "end": 9577.859999999999, "text": " from the morning chronicle i want to read you please but i am rather busy"}, {"start": 9580.26, "end": 9583.06, "text": " i'm always gonna look like a little rather long to ever get asked about"}, {"start": 9585.939999999999, "end": 9587.14, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 9596.019999999999, "end": 9597.619999999999, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 9603.06, "end": 9610.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9610.06, "end": 9614.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9614.06, "end": 9617.06, "text": " death"}, {"start": 9617.06, "end": 9623.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9623.06, "end": 9632.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9632.06, "end": 9633.06, "text": " I'm rather busy."}, {"start": 9633.06, "end": 9639.06, "text": " I'm not even gonna move like this, you might want to record it."}, {"start": 9639.06, "end": 9640.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9640.06, "end": 9641.06, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9641.06, "end": 9642.06, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 9642.06, "end": 9643.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9643.06, "end": 9644.06, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 9644.06, "end": 9647.06, "text": " I haven't gotten around to giving a straight answer to that one in four months."}, {"start": 9647.06, "end": 9648.06, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 9648.06, "end": 9650.06, "text": " What the fuck, dude?"}, {"start": 9650.06, "end": 9651.06, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 9651.06, "end": 9652.06, "text": " Just..."}, {"start": 9652.06, "end": 9656.06, "text": " I feel like I'm in Iron Forge in the corner."}, {"start": 9656.06, "end": 9659.06, "text": " I'm doing the thing where you jump on top of the bank."}, {"start": 9659.06, "end": 9660.06, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 9660.06, "end": 9672.5, "text": " Oh no, he saw me!"}, {"start": 9672.5, "end": 9673.5, "text": " Whoa, what are you gonna do?"}, {"start": 9673.5, "end": 9674.5, "text": " Are you gonna come up here?"}, {"start": 9674.5, "end": 9675.5, "text": " You- what?"}, {"start": 9675.5, "end": 9676.5, "text": " He can climb up?"}, {"start": 9676.5, "end": 9677.5, "text": " No he can't!"}, {"start": 9677.5, "end": 9678.5, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 9678.5, "end": 9679.5, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 9679.5, "end": 9680.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9680.5, "end": 9681.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9681.5, "end": 9682.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9682.5, "end": 9683.5, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 9683.5, "end": 9684.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9684.5, "end": 9685.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9685.5, "end": 9686.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9686.5, "end": 9687.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9687.5, "end": 9688.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9688.5, "end": 9689.5, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 9689.5, "end": 9703.52, "text": " You have to see the roller coaster. I would love to see it"}, {"start": 9711.42, "end": 9717.68, "text": " He's a journalist gamer I you go get this for switch right now go put the two fucking joy cons in your hand and"}, {"start": 9717.68, "end": 9719.68, "text": " And you do it."}, {"start": 9744.68, "end": 9746.68, "text": " I hurt him! I didn't think you could even hurt him!"}, {"start": 9747.68, "end": 9748.68, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 9748.68, "end": 9770.960000000001, "text": " All right, last real attempt, I swear to God, this is my last round, I'm going to let"}, {"start": 9770.960000000001, "end": 9772.68, "text": " him turn around, he can run away."}, {"start": 9772.68, "end": 9777.48, "text": " I'm going to stack the boxes again, I'm going to get on that second floor."}, {"start": 9777.48, "end": 9782.0, "text": " In fact, I'm gonna stack them, I'm gonna make my own little level here."}, {"start": 9782.0, "end": 9784.0, "text": " This is my plan."}, {"start": 9790.0, "end": 9792.0, "text": " We're going up this way."}, {"start": 9807.48, "end": 9830.48, "text": " Now we're not going that way. We're going to go the other way. I just need three boxes."}, {"start": 9830.48, "end": 9835.199999999999, "text": " It's something about using the analog and having to press L2 with you while you move"}, {"start": 9835.2, "end": 9842.54, "text": " up with the it just wasn't it just wasn't made that way you can choose in the"}, {"start": 9842.54, "end": 9845.800000000001, "text": " act in the menu are you serious"}, {"start": 9853.880000000001, "end": 9857.28, "text": " no I can't"}, {"start": 9865.2, "end": 9867.2, "text": " This is Harry Jarvis. We're from the morning crowd."}, {"start": 9867.2, "end": 9867.7, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9867.7, "end": 9869.7, "text": " I wonder where you came from."}, {"start": 9869.7, "end": 9870.7, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9870.7, "end": 9872.2, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 9872.2, "end": 9873.7, "text": " Nobody breathe."}, {"start": 9873.7, "end": 9875.2, "text": " I was going to move like a weather."}, {"start": 9875.2, "end": 9876.2, "text": " I'm going to record this."}, {"start": 9876.2, "end": 9877.7, "text": " So what?"}, {"start": 9877.7, "end": 9879.2, "text": " Good morning, engineer."}, {"start": 9879.2, "end": 9880.2, "text": " What's great."}, {"start": 9880.2, "end": 9882.2, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 9882.2, "end": 9883.7, "text": " You fucking dare, dude?"}, {"start": 9883.7, "end": 9884.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9892.2, "end": 9893.2, "text": " Get Alpha 4."}, {"start": 9893.2, "end": 9895.2, "text": " it's on steam and it has the roller coaster."}, {"start": 9897.2, "end": 9897.7, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 9901.0, "end": 9901.7, "text": " Okay, you can breathe."}, {"start": 9908.400000000001, "end": 9911.0, "text": " Please go inside so I can just get on the roof and then jump from here to there"}, {"start": 9911.0, "end": 9912.2, "text": " and then go to that window over there."}, {"start": 9923.2, "end": 9936.44, "text": " What the hell is he doing?"}, {"start": 9936.44, "end": 9939.960000000001, "text": " Surely that kid holding the box right outside my property line is not going to walk over"}, {"start": 9939.960000000001, "end": 9944.68, "text": " here and fuck with me after I walk in the house and close the door behind me."}, {"start": 9944.68, "end": 9946.68, "text": " Oh, I knew it!"}, {"start": 9946.68, "end": 9951.480000000001, "text": " But, oh my, um, um, um, um, here come the ragequits coming."}, {"start": 9951.48, "end": 9953.48, "text": " I'm about to do it."}, {"start": 9972.48, "end": 9976.48, "text": " You know, sometimes you just have to do a good stretch, I agree."}, {"start": 9976.48, "end": 9978.48, "text": " I do that all the time, just walking around."}, {"start": 9981.48, "end": 9990.0, "text": " Okay, please get out of the way or just stay there. I don't care stay doing that dumb shit"}, {"start": 9999.359999999999, "end": 10003.56, "text": " Yes, what is money was out of a spreadsheet and I'm fucking detective the morning chronicle"}, {"start": 10011.48, "end": 10024.48, "text": " Oh my god, there he is!"}, {"start": 10024.48, "end": 10028.48, "text": " That would have given me..."}, {"start": 10028.48, "end": 10030.72, "text": " If I was the 11 year old that would have given me nightmares."}, {"start": 10043.72, "end": 10044.4, "text": " Fuck dude."}, {"start": 10044.8, "end": 10045.64, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10047.68, "end": 10048.88, "text": " I just want to get up there."}, {"start": 10051.199999999999, "end": 10053.48, "text": " Why is he all the campin' me over here now?"}, {"start": 10053.48, "end": 10054.32, "text": " He was not doing this."}, {"start": 10054.68, "end": 10056.039999999999, "text": " Stop doing the box shit."}, {"start": 10057.32, "end": 10057.76, "text": " I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10058.48, "end": 10067.84, "text": " And I'm just bragging. We're just playing Tomodachi I've had enough as if that's a good game as that was um that was"}, {"start": 10068.8, "end": 10070.8, "text": " That I was my crazy neighbor"}, {"start": 10072.88, "end": 10075.039999999999, "text": " I think I don't know what the guy don't know what the game is called"}, {"start": 10078.56, "end": 10084.32, "text": " All right, that was my crazy neighbor, uh now let's play Tomodachi life. I'm actually gonna take a quick brb"}, {"start": 10084.32, "end": 10089.32, "text": " because I didn't go BRB last time, I'm going to open up Tomodachi."}, {"start": 10089.32, "end": 10098.32, "text": " I guess I can just open Tomodachi right now."}, {"start": 10098.32, "end": 10104.32, "text": " You should make the neighbor in Tomodachi, maybe I will."}, {"start": 10104.32, "end": 10130.32, "text": " All right, beer back to you in like, for real like two or three minutes."}, {"start": 10160.32, "end": 10172.279999999999, "text": " There's so many people showed up for Hello Neighbor."}, {"start": 10172.279999999999, "end": 10175.68, "text": " I just looked over how many people were here."}, {"start": 10175.68, "end": 10182.32, "text": " Like 7,000 people joined the stream during that."}, {"start": 10182.32, "end": 10183.32, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 10183.32, "end": 10190.32, "text": " All right, I'm actually a girder."}, {"start": 10273.32, "end": 10278.32, "text": " I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you."}, {"start": 10278.32, "end": 10283.32, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 10283.32, "end": 10288.32, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 10288.32, "end": 10293.32, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 10293.32, "end": 10298.32, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 10358.32, "end": 10386.32, "text": " Okay, I'm back."}, {"start": 10386.32, "end": 10395.32, "text": " We need some animal people, we need like a dog or something."}, {"start": 10395.32, "end": 10398.16, "text": " Let's see what we can make."}, {"start": 10398.16, "end": 10408.68, "text": " Save Tasmanian Devil from memory, should be the first one."}, {"start": 10408.68, "end": 10414.4, "text": " I also want to make Count Chocula, it's got to be in there somewhere."}, {"start": 10414.4, "end": 10421.4, "text": " I don't know who that's trying to make."}, {"start": 10421.4, "end": 10423.0, "text": " Hey do something funny."}, {"start": 10423.0, "end": 10438.4, "text": " Time that person up for an hour."}, {"start": 10438.4, "end": 10440.56, "text": " David what's going on here?"}, {"start": 10440.56, "end": 10442.56, "text": " I just moved. Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10448.96, "end": 10450.859999999999, "text": " Turn it up a little bit."}, {"start": 10450.859999999999, "end": 10454.199999999999, "text": " All right, so what's the last thing that just happened?"}, {"start": 10454.199999999999, "end": 10456.699999999999, "text": " Moment of your time, Big J."}, {"start": 10460.1, "end": 10460.939999999999, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 10460.939999999999, "end": 10462.74, "text": " The new fountain has a money icon over it."}, {"start": 10462.74, "end": 10464.74, "text": " Let's check it out."}, {"start": 10466.939999999999, "end": 10469.08, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10469.08, "end": 10472.039999999999, "text": " I got 68 bucks? People just giving me money?"}, {"start": 10477.52, "end": 10478.32, "text": " That's pretty cool."}, {"start": 10480.6, "end": 10483.06, "text": " Looks like one or more of your residents chipped into donate money."}, {"start": 10483.06, "end": 10484.06, "text": " You can spend it however you like."}, {"start": 10485.48, "end": 10487.92, "text": " Just a hunch, but I bet that the happier your residents are,"}, {"start": 10488.56, "end": 10490.36, "text": " the more developed your island is, the more money you'll get."}, {"start": 10492.4, "end": 10493.4, "text": " Once a day, okay?"}, {"start": 10499.08, "end": 10509.08, "text": " Ooh, new wishes are available."}, {"start": 10509.08, "end": 10520.08, "text": " Of course, maybe I should make the ugly berry as the next person."}, {"start": 10520.08, "end": 10521.08, "text": " Treasures."}, {"start": 10521.08, "end": 10522.08, "text": " Do you close?"}, {"start": 10522.08, "end": 10523.08, "text": " Oh, that's okay."}, {"start": 10523.08, "end": 10526.08, "text": " Do you close?"}, {"start": 10526.08, "end": 10533.08, "text": " Oh, that's okay."}, {"start": 10533.08, "end": 10538.08, "text": " Alright, let me just check in on everybody. Let's see. It's been a couple days, two or three days. How are you doing?"}, {"start": 10538.08, "end": 10541.08, "text": " Cookie Monster is sad."}, {"start": 10541.08, "end": 10544.08, "text": " Huh? I'm feeling a bit down."}, {"start": 10544.08, "end": 10547.08, "text": " Oh no. What do we do about that?"}, {"start": 10547.08, "end": 10549.08, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10549.08, "end": 10552.08, "text": " It's up to you and my work chatting."}, {"start": 10552.08, "end": 10556.08, "text": " And, well, I guess it just made me a little sad."}, {"start": 10556.08, "end": 10558.08, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 10559.08, "end": 10561.08, "text": " He doesn't like me. We're not friends anymore."}, {"start": 10561.08, "end": 10563.08, "text": " Here, have a present."}, {"start": 10563.08, "end": 10567.08, "text": " You can have a toilet paper."}, {"start": 10567.08, "end": 10587.4, "text": " I gotta get him some new clothes."}, {"start": 10587.4, "end": 10588.4, "text": " Nice re-gift."}, {"start": 10588.4, "end": 10596.4, "text": " How about a laptop?"}, {"start": 10596.4, "end": 10601.4, "text": " Yeah, look, don't be sad, I got you a brand new laptop."}, {"start": 10601.4, "end": 10606.4, "text": " There's an Intel Celeron, painting three in there."}, {"start": 10606.4, "end": 10610.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10610.4, "end": 10615.4, "text": " I feel like I could be in my age as a new computer for my show."}, {"start": 10615.4, "end": 10617.4, "text": " That's what I'd do."}, {"start": 10617.4, "end": 10621.4, "text": " That's what I'd do."}, {"start": 10621.4, "end": 10624.4, "text": " Here, have your favorite thing in the world."}, {"start": 10624.4, "end": 10628.4, "text": " Dude, I wanna make my snack."}, {"start": 10628.4, "end": 10633.4, "text": " Here, eat a cookie."}, {"start": 10633.4, "end": 10638.4, "text": " I'm making my olive tahini snack."}, {"start": 10638.4, "end": 10639.4, "text": " I'm making the Elvis sandwich."}, {"start": 10639.4, "end": 10644.4, "text": " I'm making all my favorite snacks."}, {"start": 10645.4, "end": 10661.18, "text": " Bomb it on toast, ban that person, and then let them do an unban report, but they have"}, {"start": 10661.18, "end": 10666.779999999999, "text": " to say that they ate the snack and give a review if it's less than a 6 out of 10 then they"}, {"start": 10666.779999999999, "end": 10668.779999999999, "text": " don't get unban."}, {"start": 10669.74, "end": 10671.980000000001, "text": " Okay, where is it? I want to make my snack."}, {"start": 10675.980000000001, "end": 10683.5, "text": " Okay, this is a food. Choose a base to get started. We'll put it on a plate."}, {"start": 10693.02, "end": 10698.460000000001, "text": " Okay, so it's a piece of sourdough. I can actually kind of draw this nicely, maybe."}, {"start": 10698.78, "end": 10705.78, "text": " And sometimes I eat two of these."}, {"start": 10705.78, "end": 10711.78, "text": " It's hard to draw with this."}, {"start": 10711.78, "end": 10723.78, "text": " I'm just gonna go slow."}, {"start": 10723.78, "end": 10725.78, "text": " Shape tool, right."}, {"start": 10731.220000000001, "end": 10733.220000000001, "text": " So it's kind of like that."}, {"start": 10742.02, "end": 10744.820000000002, "text": " Did it again? I don't know, backup."}, {"start": 10744.82, "end": 10758.539999999999, "text": " This is a work at pro I just two piece two I made drew two things."}, {"start": 10758.539999999999, "end": 10763.82, "text": " You can't look at the first stroke of a paintbrush and go, what does that look like I think"}, {"start": 10763.82, "end": 10768.26, "text": " you said."}, {"start": 10768.26, "end": 10770.26, "text": " Just started"}, {"start": 10787.460000000001, "end": 10792.4, "text": " This is I'm this is the bread I'm going very slow. This is one of my favorite snacks in the world right now"}, {"start": 10792.4, "end": 10794.4, "text": " I'm going fucking slow"}, {"start": 10794.94, "end": 10796.94, "text": " I'm gonna add detail in a second"}, {"start": 10798.26, "end": 10813.460000000001, "text": " And I'm thinking like a, add a little bit of detail here, because they're not totally"}, {"start": 10813.460000000001, "end": 10815.34, "text": " uniform."}, {"start": 10815.34, "end": 10840.34, "text": " It's bread, so it's kind of, you know, a little jagged over here, a little messed up."}, {"start": 10840.34, "end": 10860.9, "text": " I don't like it, but we're going to add like little toasted lines with like little pockets."}, {"start": 10860.9, "end": 10863.82, "text": " Let me see what I got here."}, {"start": 10863.82, "end": 10871.82, "text": " Something looks like a pocket, like a little sourdough, bumble's."}, {"start": 10871.82, "end": 10874.82, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 10874.82, "end": 10879.82, "text": " Did this have a piece of bread?"}, {"start": 10879.82, "end": 10884.82, "text": " Oh my god, I can just take that and stretch it."}, {"start": 10893.82, "end": 10903.82, "text": " What the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 10903.82, "end": 10909.82, "text": " What just happened to it?"}, {"start": 10909.82, "end": 10915.26, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 10915.26, "end": 10922.26, "text": " Can I not stretch it?"}, {"start": 10922.26, "end": 10951.12, "text": " That screen or mouse gives you much more control of the stuff, and it's okay."}, {"start": 10951.12, "end": 10952.12, "text": " I don't even feel to see anything."}, {"start": 10961.12, "end": 10962.12, "text": " Textured poop."}, {"start": 10965.12, "end": 10967.12, "text": " I'm just trying to make it look like bread."}, {"start": 10968.12, "end": 10970.12, "text": " And it kind of looks like it's doing the job."}, {"start": 10981.12, "end": 10991.12, "text": " Is it looking like a good slice of sourdough or is it?"}, {"start": 10991.12, "end": 11002.880000000001, "text": " It's going to cover up the circles here."}, {"start": 11002.880000000001, "end": 11004.880000000001, "text": " Give it a little more texture over here."}, {"start": 11014.880000000001, "end": 11016.880000000001, "text": " Okay, that could be sourdough."}, {"start": 11016.880000000001, "end": 11043.880000000001, "text": " Alright now can I just like copy and paste this?"}, {"start": 11043.880000000001, "end": 11046.000000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck, hold on. I kinda can."}, {"start": 11052.320000000002, "end": 11053.720000000001, "text": " I wanna- was it- was it advanced mode?"}, {"start": 11055.560000000001, "end": 11056.76, "text": " I wasn't advanced mode, okay."}, {"start": 11058.76, "end": 11060.240000000002, "text": " Bro, you did it all on one layer?"}, {"start": 11060.28, "end": 11061.480000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 11061.52, "end": 11064.000000000002, "text": " Ah, it's alright, I don't know- it's a photoshop, man!"}, {"start": 11066.36, "end": 11068.240000000002, "text": " What did I do down here? Why is it so weird?"}, {"start": 11069.68, "end": 11070.2, "text": " Okay, there we go."}, {"start": 11073.880000000001, "end": 11080.880000000001, "text": " Where's the wand?"}, {"start": 11080.880000000001, "end": 11090.880000000001, "text": " I'm not done with it, it's not done."}, {"start": 11090.880000000001, "end": 11099.880000000001, "text": " Where's the wand?"}, {"start": 11099.880000000001, "end": 11109.880000000001, "text": " Just to erase the unfinished one, it's probably the- yeah, that's hard- oh god, damn it."}, {"start": 11109.880000000001, "end": 11125.740000000002, "text": " It's gonna erase the plate."}, {"start": 11125.74, "end": 11130.74, "text": " I'm just doing the cookie strategy, this is the only way it's gonna work."}, {"start": 11145.539999999999, "end": 11150.539999999999, "text": " Doesn't have to be perv'd."}, {"start": 11155.74, "end": 11170.1, "text": " Just trust the process, please."}, {"start": 11170.1, "end": 11172.1, "text": " I'm saying a lot of you are not trusting the process."}, {"start": 11195.7, "end": 11196.18, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 11200.1, "end": 11203.1, "text": " It's all about layering."}, {"start": 11203.1, "end": 11215.380000000001, "text": " Okay, we got our sourdough pieces, two pieces of sourdough toast."}, {"start": 11215.380000000001, "end": 11217.62, "text": " Second step is the tahini."}, {"start": 11217.62, "end": 11223.62, "text": " Tahini is going to have to be, it's kind of a, let's see, it's like this, and needs"}, {"start": 11223.62, "end": 11225.9, "text": " to be a thicker spread."}, {"start": 11225.9, "end": 11229.74, "text": " And it's got to be that, yeah."}, {"start": 11229.74, "end": 11251.98, "text": " that and then also make it kind of dark smooth excuse me I need a new layer"}, {"start": 11251.98, "end": 11254.98, "text": " How do I add a layer?"}, {"start": 11260.98, "end": 11263.98, "text": " Layer dude, how do I add another layer?"}, {"start": 11267.98, "end": 11270.98, "text": " Settings then layer?"}, {"start": 11275.98, "end": 11277.98, "text": " Grid view?"}, {"start": 11278.98, "end": 11280.98, "text": " What is this shit?"}, {"start": 11280.98, "end": 11283.48, "text": " Um, draw a long or easy mode."}, {"start": 11284.48, "end": 11285.68, "text": " Change mode?"}, {"start": 11285.68, "end": 11286.98, "text": " Do I have to easy mode?"}, {"start": 11288.18, "end": 11289.68, "text": " Okay, here we go, there we go, there we go."}, {"start": 11292.48, "end": 11293.68, "text": " Is this the tahini?"}, {"start": 11295.88, "end": 11297.48, "text": " It's lighter than this though."}, {"start": 11299.58, "end": 11300.279999999999, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11302.08, "end": 11303.48, "text": " Is it actually going on there?"}, {"start": 11310.98, "end": 11315.98, "text": " Why is it so thin?"}, {"start": 11330.98, "end": 11335.98, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 11340.98, "end": 11350.779999999999, "text": " You might be asking but you're covering all the sourdough, that's fine because the tahini"}, {"start": 11350.78, "end": 11377.060000000001, "text": " it goes on top okay so you got that tahini layer on the toasted sourdough and then on"}, {"start": 11377.06, "end": 11380.06, "text": " On top of that, you're gonna come in with the olives."}, {"start": 11380.06, "end": 11383.06, "text": " You get the nice, good green olives."}, {"start": 11383.06, "end": 11386.06, "text": " Maybe there's an olive here."}, {"start": 11386.06, "end": 11388.06, "text": " What could be an olive?"}, {"start": 11388.06, "end": 11391.06, "text": " That could be an olive if I make it... can I make it green?"}, {"start": 11400.06, "end": 11403.06, "text": " That could be an olive, not really though."}, {"start": 11403.06, "end": 11411.619999999999, "text": " I don't think I can change the color."}, {"start": 11411.619999999999, "end": 11412.619999999999, "text": " On the right?"}, {"start": 11412.619999999999, "end": 11417.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, I just picked green, but I didn't do it."}, {"start": 11417.619999999999, "end": 11418.619999999999, "text": " That green."}, {"start": 11418.619999999999, "end": 11422.26, "text": " No, that didn't hurt."}, {"start": 11422.26, "end": 11426.18, "text": " The blueberries could be at bottom right instead."}, {"start": 11426.18, "end": 11428.3, "text": " The paint bucket."}, {"start": 11428.300000000001, "end": 11446.380000000001, "text": " look it. Let's see if I can just put one down. Can I now paint it? I don't think so. Pro mode for that."}, {"start": 11446.380000000001, "end": 11456.380000000001, "text": " Paint it with the spray paint tool."}, {"start": 11456.380000000001, "end": 11468.380000000001, "text": " Is that what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 11468.380000000001, "end": 11471.380000000001, "text": " You put three in a row?"}, {"start": 11471.380000000001, "end": 11475.380000000001, "text": " I'll paint them green."}, {"start": 11475.380000000001, "end": 11482.380000000001, "text": " Okay, now can I... great."}, {"start": 11482.380000000001, "end": 11488.380000000001, "text": " I don't think this is going to work."}, {"start": 11488.380000000001, "end": 11490.380000000001, "text": " What about pro mode?"}, {"start": 11490.380000000001, "end": 11493.18, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 11493.18, "end": 11501.380000000001, "text": " I guess I could spray paint them green?"}, {"start": 11501.380000000001, "end": 11516.7, "text": " I mean, this is kind of what they do. Hold on, they kind of do that."}, {"start": 11516.7, "end": 11519.900000000001, "text": " Is that as small as I can make this?"}, {"start": 11519.900000000001, "end": 11526.300000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 11526.300000000001, "end": 11542.62, "text": " I'm right of the stamp menu."}, {"start": 11542.62, "end": 11549.1, "text": " The button would work?"}, {"start": 11549.1, "end": 11561.1, "text": " I want my olives green."}, {"start": 11561.1, "end": 11563.58, "text": " That is a little bit better, but I gotta spray paint them green."}, {"start": 11563.58, "end": 11575.1, "text": " We'll see which one looks better."}, {"start": 11575.1, "end": 11576.1, "text": " Maybe bright?"}, {"start": 11576.94, "end": 11578.1, "text": " Bright, smooth."}, {"start": 11583.1, "end": 11584.380000000001, "text": " And then we'll take blue, yeah, here we go, here we go,"}, {"start": 11584.380000000001, "end": 11586.12, "text": " got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it,"}, {"start": 11586.12, "end": 11587.24, "text": " got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it."}, {"start": 11587.24, "end": 11588.06, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 11597.66, "end": 11601.26, "text": " All right, these are Castlevania olives"}, {"start": 11601.26, "end": 11604.62, "text": " and these are, I think they're what they're called,"}, {"start": 11604.62, "end": 11606.460000000001, "text": " They called this R, like a R."}, {"start": 11622.52, "end": 11624.18, "text": " They do look kind of irradiated."}, {"start": 11624.18, "end": 11635.18, "text": " Why are they glowing?"}, {"start": 11635.18, "end": 11637.18, "text": " That doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 11637.18, "end": 11640.18, "text": " Darker green?"}, {"start": 11640.18, "end": 11649.18, "text": " Is the light mode shit on?"}, {"start": 11649.18, "end": 11653.18, "text": " No, illuminate is off."}, {"start": 11653.18, "end": 11658.18, "text": " Dude, I don't know. Whatever. These are olives."}, {"start": 11662.18, "end": 11663.18, "text": " Why is it white?"}, {"start": 11671.18, "end": 11674.18, "text": " He turned on bright? When did I turn bright on?"}, {"start": 11675.18, "end": 11679.18, "text": " Oh fuck. I thought I meant like whatever."}, {"start": 11679.18, "end": 11681.18, "text": " Alright, there we go. We're good."}, {"start": 11683.18, "end": 11690.18, "text": " That's starting to look like a novel."}, {"start": 11690.18, "end": 11707.18, "text": " You get the idea."}, {"start": 11707.18, "end": 11728.66, "text": " Actually, the buttons were better."}, {"start": 11728.66, "end": 11731.66, "text": " Buttons actually look like the way they truly look."}, {"start": 11731.66, "end": 11741.66, "text": " And we're going to do olive oil drizzle, and we're going to do cheddar cheese on the side."}, {"start": 11741.66, "end": 11742.66, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 11742.66, "end": 11743.66, "text": " Absolutely beautiful."}, {"start": 11743.66, "end": 11754.66, "text": " We're going to replace these with buttons."}, {"start": 11754.66, "end": 11765.66, "text": " Just a little quick fix, that's all there is to it."}, {"start": 11765.66, "end": 11791.82, "text": " Okay, we can clean that up a little bit later some of the day."}, {"start": 11791.82, "end": 11794.5, "text": " better. You're talking to have a little bit of all of juice. That's fine."}, {"start": 11803.46, "end": 11811.539999999999, "text": " It has stink aura. It's just fine, man. We're just making olives. The blue is..."}, {"start": 11817.22, "end": 11820.46, "text": " Let me go in and fix this. Just wait a second. Oh my God."}, {"start": 11821.82, "end": 11828.82, "text": " Okay check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out I got"}, {"start": 11828.82, "end": 11831.82, "text": " this here."}, {"start": 11831.82, "end": 11846.82, "text": " Check it out seriously I take this."}, {"start": 11846.82, "end": 11869.02, "text": " That's okay for the little bit of blue, that just means that's the extra protein powder."}, {"start": 11869.02, "end": 11872.3, "text": " I don't put protein powder on this."}, {"start": 11872.300000000001, "end": 11876.820000000002, "text": " Okay, now we need that drizzle of olive oil."}, {"start": 11876.820000000002, "end": 11878.420000000002, "text": " It's a very good drizzle."}, {"start": 11878.420000000002, "end": 11882.300000000001, "text": " We're going to make it... wait, there's something that I could stamp on here."}, {"start": 11882.300000000001, "end": 11892.18, "text": " Why can't this be a different color?"}, {"start": 11892.18, "end": 11902.18, "text": " Okay, I can't make it dark."}, {"start": 11902.18, "end": 11907.18, "text": " I would love to make this darker."}, {"start": 11907.18, "end": 11912.18, "text": " That would be amazing if I could just make this darker."}, {"start": 11912.18, "end": 11922.18, "text": " To make it transparent, I don't think you can do anything."}, {"start": 11922.18, "end": 11937.02, "text": " They're filters up here?"}, {"start": 11937.02, "end": 11953.380000000001, "text": " I'll just blur it so no one can see what it actually is."}, {"start": 11953.380000000001, "end": 11954.380000000001, "text": " Just do sepia tone."}, {"start": 11954.380000000001, "end": 11962.66, "text": " Hey, if I do sepia tone, then no one will know."}, {"start": 11962.66, "end": 11964.66, "text": " Just censor it."}, {"start": 11964.66, "end": 11965.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11965.66, "end": 11967.66, "text": " I got it. I have to do it my way."}, {"start": 11978.66, "end": 11979.66, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11988.66, "end": 11991.66, "text": " It's fucking Minecraft rotten flesh."}, {"start": 11992.66, "end": 11993.66, "text": " It's close enough."}, {"start": 11995.66, "end": 12010.98, "text": " I swear to God it looks better than this when I make it."}, {"start": 12010.98, "end": 12018.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12018.22, "end": 12019.22, "text": " Make the drizzle white?"}, {"start": 12019.22, "end": 12020.22, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 12020.22, "end": 12025.22, "text": " I'm just going to have to paint it on."}, {"start": 12025.22, "end": 12026.22, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 12026.22, "end": 12027.22, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12027.22, "end": 12030.22, "text": " I'm not even gonna think about it."}, {"start": 12030.22, "end": 12032.22, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 12032.22, "end": 12035.22, "text": " That was a perfect draw."}, {"start": 12035.22, "end": 12036.22, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 12036.22, "end": 12037.22, "text": " No, seriously."}, {"start": 12037.22, "end": 12040.22, "text": " Why did that do that?"}, {"start": 12040.22, "end": 12047.22, "text": " Why is it so light?"}, {"start": 12047.22, "end": 12052.22, "text": " Why is it so light?"}, {"start": 12066.22, "end": 12071.22, "text": " Gotta get that olive oil drizzle on it."}, {"start": 12077.22, "end": 12084.22, "text": " All right, that's fine. I don't care."}, {"start": 12090.22, "end": 12092.22, "text": " Make the shit vivid."}, {"start": 12092.22, "end": 12097.22, "text": " Whoa! Made it look way more appetizing. All right, perfect."}, {"start": 12100.22, "end": 12101.22, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12101.22, "end": 12109.699999999999, "text": " There's my olive, tahini, sourdough, crustini, with a drizzle of EDO, and,"}, {"start": 12111.46, "end": 12114.98, "text": " who could forget the slice of cheese on the side? Where is it?"}, {"start": 12120.74, "end": 12122.74, "text": " I just need a square."}, {"start": 12131.22, "end": 12138.22, "text": " It needs to be a different color than that though, that's not the right color, it's gonna be this color."}, {"start": 12146.22, "end": 12148.22, "text": " And sometimes you might even do a double."}, {"start": 12151.22, "end": 12154.22, "text": " This is implying that this is kind of a double."}, {"start": 12154.22, "end": 12163.82, "text": " There it is. There it is. That is what I eat every day. That's my favorite snack."}, {"start": 12163.82, "end": 12172.06, "text": " Two slices of cheddar cheese with the Crestinis. Sour dough. It's perfect. It's done. And"}, {"start": 12172.06, "end": 12176.779999999999, "text": " that's going to be fed to everybody on the island whether they fucking want it or not."}, {"start": 12176.78, "end": 12179.04, "text": " This is, I gotta get a name for this."}, {"start": 12179.04, "end": 12181.52, "text": " This is a, what do I call it?"}, {"start": 12182.6, "end": 12186.52, "text": " An olive, creamy, rich,"}, {"start": 12188.16, "end": 12189.0, "text": " the rich,"}, {"start": 12193.84, "end": 12195.16, "text": " the rich,"}, {"start": 12198.36, "end": 12199.44, "text": " the rich bite."}, {"start": 12200.6, "end": 12201.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12205.44, "end": 12206.28, "text": " Pregnancy."}, {"start": 12206.78, "end": 12213.78, "text": " The Tahini Crustini."}, {"start": 12213.78, "end": 12216.060000000001, "text": " I got to like the Tahini Crustini."}, {"start": 12216.060000000001, "end": 12221.62, "text": " It's not a Crustini though, that's not what this is."}, {"start": 12221.62, "end": 12222.62, "text": " The Tahini Crustini."}, {"start": 12222.62, "end": 12235.220000000001, "text": " It only took 30 minutes to make that."}, {"start": 12235.220000000001, "end": 12236.220000000001, "text": " The Tahini."}, {"start": 12236.220000000001, "end": 12264.62, "text": " The tahini, crostini."}, {"start": 12264.62, "end": 12265.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12268.880000000001, "end": 12269.880000000001, "text": " Don't put the?"}, {"start": 12270.94, "end": 12272.34, "text": " But that's a statement though,"}, {"start": 12272.34, "end": 12273.980000000001, "text": " that's the Tahini-Crustini."}, {"start": 12277.400000000001, "end": 12279.58, "text": " It's Crostini, not mine."}, {"start": 12279.58, "end": 12280.820000000002, "text": " This is a Crostini."}, {"start": 12282.18, "end": 12283.980000000001, "text": " Why are you naming it like it's a TF2 weapon?"}, {"start": 12283.980000000001, "end": 12286.140000000001, "text": " It's the Tahini-Crustini."}, {"start": 12289.220000000001, "end": 12290.660000000002, "text": " The Tahini-Crustini."}, {"start": 12290.660000000002, "end": 12291.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12291.5, "end": 12301.74, "text": " that's good that's it's the teeny-crushed teeny it's got plus 20"}, {"start": 12301.74, "end": 12308.1, "text": " percent fucking damage minus 10 percent movement speed and the magazine is a bit"}, {"start": 12308.1, "end": 12316.42, "text": " larger that's jail food it is not jail food go eat it and you can go fuck"}, {"start": 12316.42, "end": 12324.26, "text": " yourself and you tell me if it's bad it's kind of oily but it's delicious this is a"}, {"start": 12326.26, "end": 12332.42, "text": " this is a bread oily bread room temperature and it's"}, {"start": 12338.34, "end": 12339.460000000001, "text": " no don't irradiate it"}, {"start": 12339.460000000001, "end": 12346.460000000001, "text": " It's kind of sour though."}, {"start": 12346.460000000001, "end": 12350.460000000001, "text": " No, it's rich."}, {"start": 12350.460000000001, "end": 12356.460000000001, "text": " There it is, the tahini for steaming."}, {"start": 12356.460000000001, "end": 12360.460000000001, "text": " That's going to be everybody's favorite food. It better be my favorite food."}, {"start": 12360.460000000001, "end": 12368.460000000001, "text": " All right, now I'm feeding it to myself."}, {"start": 12368.460000000001, "end": 12390.34, "text": " I'll have to buy it."}, {"start": 12390.34, "end": 12395.140000000001, "text": " Whoa, that looks kinda good."}, {"start": 12395.14, "end": 12398.9, "text": " I'll take five Tahini Crestini's, please."}, {"start": 12401.48, "end": 12402.32, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 12403.58, "end": 12405.779999999999, "text": " Oh my god, whoop-air float, popcorn,"}, {"start": 12406.46, "end": 12409.859999999999, "text": " Vennlump mint, mint-sugar-territ-spice, herb, whatever."}, {"start": 12411.3, "end": 12413.3, "text": " Is this too much money? How much money is this?"}, {"start": 12414.66, "end": 12415.66, "text": " Seven bucks, though."}, {"start": 12420.72, "end": 12421.92, "text": " Alright, you tell me what you think."}, {"start": 12422.699999999999, "end": 12423.699999999999, "text": " Come on, Jeremy."}, {"start": 12423.7, "end": 12426.7, "text": " This is your favorite. You eat this every day."}, {"start": 12429.7, "end": 12432.7, "text": " Dude, look at these green chipers. Oh my god, give it to me. I love that."}, {"start": 12432.7, "end": 12435.7, "text": " This is the Tahiti Scrooge. Oh!"}, {"start": 12441.7, "end": 12443.7, "text": " He likes it."}, {"start": 12445.7, "end": 12448.7, "text": " This is his top three favorite foods behind apple and egg."}, {"start": 12448.7, "end": 12466.300000000001, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 12466.300000000001, "end": 12468.460000000001, "text": " Looks good, sure."}, {"start": 12468.460000000001, "end": 12470.320000000002, "text": " It will cost $3."}, {"start": 12470.320000000002, "end": 12476.26, "text": " Do we have the budget for that right now?"}, {"start": 12476.26, "end": 12478.26, "text": " Sure do."}, {"start": 12478.26, "end": 12480.26, "text": " I want it. Let's get green."}, {"start": 12480.26, "end": 12482.26, "text": " That's the third thing he's ever eaten."}, {"start": 12482.26, "end": 12484.26, "text": " So yeah, of course he's gonna think it's okay."}, {"start": 12487.26, "end": 12490.26, "text": " Hold on. Take a look whenever."}, {"start": 12490.26, "end": 12492.26, "text": " Very nice. Okay."}, {"start": 12497.26, "end": 12500.26, "text": " I wonder what's one thing you like to put on bread?"}, {"start": 12500.26, "end": 12503.26, "text": " Oh, well that's easy. Fucking tahini."}, {"start": 12503.26, "end": 12505.26, "text": " I have tahini, christini."}, {"start": 12508.26, "end": 12515.26, "text": " Okay, good. Everything's going well."}, {"start": 12538.26, "end": 12545.26, "text": " Oh no. You keep falling down. Alright, who's going to save him? Let's have Miss Piggy go save him. You're a part of the Sesame Street."}, {"start": 12547.26, "end": 12553.26, "text": " Another quick tip for you. I feel like you have to drag a me halfway across the island to talk to another specific me. Well, there's an easier way."}, {"start": 12554.26, "end": 12557.26, "text": " Grab the me you want, press wind up with a me list. Ah, that's bad."}, {"start": 12561.26, "end": 12564.26, "text": " Are you alright? Please help me."}, {"start": 12566.26, "end": 12567.26, "text": " Help him."}, {"start": 12567.26, "end": 12570.26, "text": " Don't worry, I watched a video of this once."}, {"start": 12571.26, "end": 12573.26, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12577.26, "end": 12578.26, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12583.26, "end": 12586.26, "text": " What a relief. You're okay."}, {"start": 12589.26, "end": 12593.26, "text": " Ah, now they're having a friendship moment."}, {"start": 12594.26, "end": 12596.26, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 12597.26, "end": 12599.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12599.26, "end": 12600.76, "text": " All kinds of shit going on there."}, {"start": 12600.76, "end": 12606.26, "text": " I do have to make the Tasmanian Devil from memory and he is a trampstimp."}, {"start": 12606.26, "end": 12608.26, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12608.26, "end": 12610.26, "text": " Let's play with the repeats."}, {"start": 12610.26, "end": 12613.26, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 12613.26, "end": 12618.26, "text": " When Zereturn pick the name of a food, the game ends if someone picks something that isn't a food."}, {"start": 12618.26, "end": 12620.26, "text": " It's too slow or repeats a food."}, {"start": 12620.26, "end": 12622.26, "text": " Okay, pick a food."}, {"start": 12622.26, "end": 12629.26, "text": " I'll go and don't repeat foods."}, {"start": 12629.26, "end": 12631.26, "text": " No repeats."}, {"start": 12631.26, "end": 12633.26, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 12633.26, "end": 12635.26, "text": " Root cheese."}, {"start": 12635.26, "end": 12638.26, "text": " Uh, oatmeal cookie."}, {"start": 12638.26, "end": 12641.26, "text": " Cornish pusty."}, {"start": 12641.26, "end": 12644.26, "text": " Uh, broccoli."}, {"start": 12644.26, "end": 12648.26, "text": " Sort."}, {"start": 12648.26, "end": 12651.26, "text": " Yogurt."}, {"start": 12652.26, "end": 12653.26, "text": " Apple pie"}, {"start": 12656.26, "end": 12657.26, "text": " Bum yell cake"}, {"start": 12658.26, "end": 12660.26, "text": " I almost fucked up cause it's not real"}, {"start": 12662.26, "end": 12663.26, "text": " Pot stickers"}, {"start": 12665.26, "end": 12666.26, "text": " Bridge"}, {"start": 12668.26, "end": 12670.26, "text": " Grilled Pacific Sorry"}, {"start": 12671.26, "end": 12672.26, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 12674.26, "end": 12675.26, "text": " Boil dumplings"}, {"start": 12677.26, "end": 12678.26, "text": " Weepery"}, {"start": 12678.26, "end": 12679.26, "text": " Ooh, ummm"}, {"start": 12679.26, "end": 12681.26, "text": " I'm an artist."}, {"start": 12681.26, "end": 12683.26, "text": " No cake."}, {"start": 12683.26, "end": 12684.26, "text": " You lose."}, {"start": 12684.26, "end": 12685.26, "text": " No cake is a repeat."}, {"start": 12685.26, "end": 12687.26, "text": " What is this game?"}, {"start": 12693.26, "end": 12695.26, "text": " Sour oily bread room temperature."}, {"start": 12695.26, "end": 12697.26, "text": " It's a good profile."}, {"start": 12697.26, "end": 12698.26, "text": " Time for a price."}, {"start": 12698.26, "end": 12699.26, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 12699.26, "end": 12700.26, "text": " Hit one."}, {"start": 12700.26, "end": 12701.26, "text": " You um..."}, {"start": 12701.26, "end": 12703.26, "text": " Everybody that talks a lot of shit."}, {"start": 12703.26, "end": 12706.26, "text": " You make exactly the way I told you to make it."}, {"start": 12706.26, "end": 12709.26, "text": " Good green olives."}, {"start": 12709.26, "end": 12712.26, "text": " Don't get this, don't get good ones."}, {"start": 12712.26, "end": 12715.26, "text": " You take a bite of that and you should get a whole olive."}, {"start": 12715.26, "end": 12718.26, "text": " Bite through the tahini, bite through the olive oil, get the cheese."}, {"start": 12718.26, "end": 12721.26, "text": " I want a full, full written apology from everybody here."}, {"start": 12723.26, "end": 12725.26, "text": " Aw man."}, {"start": 12725.26, "end": 12727.26, "text": " Wait, I got a cooking show."}, {"start": 12736.26, "end": 12738.26, "text": " Okay, see you."}, {"start": 12741.62, "end": 12743.62, "text": " Oh, you're chicken on the stir."}, {"start": 12744.18, "end": 12746.18, "text": " Oh no, what's wrong with stir?"}, {"start": 12748.18, "end": 12749.18, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 12749.18, "end": 12751.18, "text": " This book is so funny."}, {"start": 12757.380000000001, "end": 12759.380000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 12759.380000000001, "end": 12761.380000000001, "text": " He he he."}, {"start": 12766.26, "end": 12775.300000000001, "text": " Dr. Klaid says Cookie Monster's voice was just two balloons rubbing together."}, {"start": 12775.300000000001, "end": 12780.86, "text": " That's... I can't unhear that now."}, {"start": 12780.86, "end": 12781.86, "text": " You hungry?"}, {"start": 12781.86, "end": 12782.86, "text": " You want some meat?"}, {"start": 12782.86, "end": 12783.86, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 12783.86, "end": 12784.86, "text": " Do you need me?"}, {"start": 12784.86, "end": 12785.86, "text": " Yeah, try this."}, {"start": 12785.86, "end": 12786.86, "text": " I made something special."}, {"start": 12786.86, "end": 12787.86, "text": " That's the tahini crusty."}, {"start": 12787.86, "end": 12788.86, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 12788.86, "end": 12790.86, "text": " I made something special."}, {"start": 12792.060000000001, "end": 12794.060000000001, "text": " That's the tahini crusty."}, {"start": 12794.560000000001, "end": 12795.560000000001, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 12801.560000000001, "end": 12802.560000000001, "text": " Loves it."}, {"start": 12804.060000000001, "end": 12807.060000000001, "text": " That's gonna take over Apple. Yep, number one favorite thing."}, {"start": 12809.560000000001, "end": 12811.560000000001, "text": " How does he like it more than me?"}, {"start": 12811.56, "end": 12820.56, "text": " I'm guilty of just walking faster and faster all the time without even noticing."}, {"start": 12820.56, "end": 12823.56, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12827.56, "end": 12829.56, "text": " That's going good."}, {"start": 12829.56, "end": 12833.56, "text": " Okay. New clothes."}, {"start": 12833.56, "end": 12836.56, "text": " Lord and Watson company, okay."}, {"start": 12836.56, "end": 12839.56, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 12839.56, "end": 12844.56, "text": " I feel like being a little social butterfly right now."}, {"start": 12844.56, "end": 12850.56, "text": " Okay, so let's, uh, who should we have hang out with with Kathy?"}, {"start": 12850.56, "end": 12859.56, "text": " Let's have, um..."}, {"start": 12859.56, "end": 12862.84, "text": " scare maybe"}, {"start": 12872.68, "end": 12877.039999999999, "text": " you guys gonna hang out or are you gonna be weird?"}, {"start": 12882.48, "end": 12888.779999999999, "text": " oh shit she found a teeny crustini everybody loves these I heard about"}, {"start": 12888.78, "end": 12901.1, "text": " does. I want to see what Captain Crunch wants, and then I'm gonna make the Tasmanian Devil."}, {"start": 12901.1, "end": 12907.1, "text": " Oh. Hello. I'm hungry."}, {"start": 12907.1, "end": 12912.1, "text": " Okay. I got something for you."}, {"start": 12912.1, "end": 12915.1, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 12915.1, "end": 12919.1, "text": " The tahini ruined its stirs' res."}, {"start": 12924.1, "end": 12927.1, "text": " Okay. People like it."}, {"start": 12931.1, "end": 12936.1, "text": " I do like it when someone says I look like someone else."}, {"start": 12936.1, "end": 12939.1, "text": " It makes me feel uneasy."}, {"start": 12940.1, "end": 12942.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12943.1, "end": 12947.1, "text": " You have to make the Elvis sandwich. I eventually will."}, {"start": 12947.1, "end": 12949.1, "text": " Okay, let's make somebody."}, {"start": 12951.1, "end": 12956.1, "text": " Okay, from scratch. We're doing Tasmanian Devil?"}, {"start": 12956.1, "end": 12960.1, "text": " Or... I gotta try to do Tasmanian Devil for memory."}, {"start": 12961.1, "end": 12968.1, "text": " Wow, this is gonna be hard. I know he's just got like a, his whole head is a mouth."}, {"start": 12968.1, "end": 12973.1, "text": " I'm out of mouth."}, {"start": 12990.6, "end": 12995.6, "text": " Hold on. I might change this."}, {"start": 13028.1, "end": 13033.1, "text": " Yeah, I think that's a good idea."}, {"start": 13058.1, "end": 13086.26, "text": " It's not the Tasmanian Devil. I changed it. No, is it? I pivoted to a different character."}, {"start": 13086.26, "end": 13092.26, "text": " I imagine thinking this is what the Tasmanian Devil looks like from memory?"}, {"start": 13092.26, "end": 13097.26, "text": " Like who hit me in the head with a hammer?"}, {"start": 13116.26, "end": 13123.26, "text": " Okay, I don't hate it yet."}, {"start": 13146.26, "end": 13156.26, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 13156.26, "end": 13166.26, "text": " Can we make for like an alien or something?"}, {"start": 13166.26, "end": 13173.26, "text": " I don't know why, bros."}, {"start": 13196.26, "end": 13223.26, "text": " Oh, well, I shouldn't have a moustache?"}, {"start": 13223.26, "end": 13230.26, "text": " Well, none."}, {"start": 13230.26, "end": 13235.26, "text": " I don't hate that."}, {"start": 13246.26, "end": 13251.26, "text": " He's gonna have that same color here though."}, {"start": 13253.26, "end": 13258.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13283.26, "end": 13301.74, "text": " No, I gotta keep the little piece of hair."}, {"start": 13301.74, "end": 13303.74, "text": " That's not bad, either."}, {"start": 13303.74, "end": 13305.74, "text": " Uh, hold on."}, {"start": 13305.74, "end": 13310.74, "text": " Why is this guy anemic?"}, {"start": 13310.74, "end": 13312.74, "text": " I don't- I don't know."}, {"start": 13312.74, "end": 13341.18, "text": " Take the glasses off if the glass is too much."}, {"start": 13341.18, "end": 13343.18, "text": " Let me make them smaller."}, {"start": 13401.18, "end": 13410.34, "text": " I don't know what he has on his head."}, {"start": 13410.34, "end": 13414.5, "text": " I was going to think he's just like sprinkles."}, {"start": 13414.5, "end": 13416.5, "text": " He just looks sick."}, {"start": 13416.5, "end": 13419.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13419.5, "end": 13424.62, "text": " He's a bedazzled head."}, {"start": 13424.62, "end": 13427.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13427.02, "end": 13433.62, "text": " He's a bedazzled head. I don't know."}, {"start": 13433.62, "end": 13438.62, "text": " I just let him go. I was just letting it flow."}, {"start": 13457.02, "end": 13474.02, "text": " Is it anime scar? I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 13474.02, "end": 13476.02, "text": " It's Harry Potter!"}, {"start": 13481.82, "end": 13484.32, "text": " Should he have the like, flying float through the eye?"}, {"start": 13492.98, "end": 13494.18, "text": " How about like a football?"}, {"start": 13504.02, "end": 13506.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13516.9, "end": 13518.9, "text": " Fuck's all over"}, {"start": 13534.02, "end": 13539.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13546.02, "end": 13551.02, "text": " Let's see if we can get this guy boarded off the island."}, {"start": 13551.02, "end": 13558.02, "text": " Oh, perfect."}, {"start": 13558.02, "end": 13573.02, "text": " How do I get rid of all the other stuff that's on them?"}, {"start": 13573.02, "end": 13580.02, "text": " How do I get rid of all the other stuff that's on them?"}, {"start": 13580.02, "end": 13589.02, "text": " Like how do I get rid of the- okay."}, {"start": 13589.02, "end": 13614.18, "text": " Let's load much."}, {"start": 13614.18, "end": 13628.58, "text": " better you stop trying after Kathy Mitchell I'm just playing with the tools"}, {"start": 13628.58, "end": 13638.14, "text": " I'm learning how to do tools I don't get I'm just playing around we get there"}, {"start": 13638.14, "end": 13643.94, "text": " could be 70 people on this island how am I gonna know how to do the stamp so"}, {"start": 13643.94, "end": 13647.44, "text": " If I don't ever make somebody with a stamp, this guy is just, we're just gonna make this guy who cares."}, {"start": 13654.44, "end": 13655.94, "text": " Actually, okay, I like this guy."}, {"start": 13670.94, "end": 13671.94, "text": " Okay, this is"}, {"start": 13703.94, "end": 13724.66, "text": " Void of it all."}, {"start": 13724.66, "end": 13726.74, "text": " My name is Void of it all."}, {"start": 13726.74, "end": 13733.74, "text": " He sounds like a prescription. Boyd of it all. Well, he looks like he needs one."}, {"start": 13786.74, "end": 13802.38, "text": " We're getting them all left bars."}, {"start": 13802.38, "end": 13812.5, "text": " Normal serious flat polite slow."}, {"start": 13812.5, "end": 13814.5, "text": " Exit room left."}, {"start": 13821.06, "end": 13823.06, "text": " Okay, reserved."}, {"start": 13824.74, "end": 13826.74, "text": " Now I'm gonna make Tasmanian Dible."}, {"start": 13838.02, "end": 13840.02, "text": " Can put houses anywhere on the island."}, {"start": 13842.5, "end": 13844.5, "text": " Let's put them away from everybody."}, {"start": 13859.14, "end": 13861.14, "text": " I hate this guy so much."}, {"start": 13862.74, "end": 13867.74, "text": " I hate this character. I wish I could have shown it like everyone else."}, {"start": 13872.5, "end": 13884.5, "text": " I don't even try to answer the phone anymore. It's always the robot calling."}, {"start": 13884.5, "end": 13886.5, "text": " True."}, {"start": 13886.5, "end": 13896.5, "text": " Okay, now I'm going to make a character for real."}, {"start": 13896.5, "end": 13898.5, "text": " Tasmanian Devil"}, {"start": 13923.26, "end": 13925.26, "text": " Does he even have hair?"}, {"start": 13926.5, "end": 13942.26, "text": " I think I'm going to have to make the whole character on his face."}, {"start": 13942.26, "end": 13948.5, "text": " You're making all hetero men, his only hetero men and two women."}, {"start": 13948.5, "end": 13953.34, "text": " I'll make another woman, I swear."}, {"start": 13953.34, "end": 13963.12, "text": " Okay, Tasmanian Devil."}, {"start": 13963.12, "end": 13966.66, "text": " What if I just made the whole character on his face?"}, {"start": 13966.66, "end": 13984.66, "text": " because his whole body is the mouth, which I don't think I can even do that, because"}, {"start": 13984.66, "end": 13987.66, "text": " he's like all teeth, right?"}, {"start": 13987.66, "end": 13993.56, "text": " Okay, let me go to the drawing."}, {"start": 13993.56, "end": 13998.24, "text": " Because he's pretty much all mouth and teeth."}, {"start": 13998.24, "end": 14005.92, "text": " And then his nose is up here."}, {"start": 14005.92, "end": 14018.8, "text": " Okay, then it's just like a big mouth."}, {"start": 14018.800000000001, "end": 14024.800000000001, "text": " And I know he has hair, though. Does he have a hair?"}, {"start": 14024.800000000001, "end": 14031.800000000001, "text": " I gotta look at these in a fair spot. I can just pick them up, right?"}, {"start": 14054.800000000001, "end": 14061.800000000001, "text": " How high up is the nose? That feels like right here."}, {"start": 14084.800000000001, "end": 14096.560000000001, "text": " A little bit higher."}, {"start": 14096.560000000001, "end": 14102.080000000002, "text": " Do his eyes connect?"}, {"start": 14102.080000000002, "end": 14103.76, "text": " Make the mole from Mario instead."}, {"start": 14103.76, "end": 14104.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14104.76, "end": 14105.880000000001, "text": " I'm committing."}, {"start": 14105.880000000001, "end": 14110.720000000001, "text": " I'm not pivoting to make f**king void of it all."}, {"start": 14110.720000000001, "end": 14112.04, "text": " What a s**t name."}, {"start": 14112.04, "end": 14117.36, "text": " I hate that character."}, {"start": 14117.36, "end": 14121.240000000002, "text": " I want to say it's like that."}, {"start": 14121.240000000002, "end": 14130.240000000002, "text": " And then it's all mouth."}, {"start": 14130.24, "end": 14137.24, "text": " It's I need to just get him out of here."}, {"start": 14137.24, "end": 14144.24, "text": " I don't know what to do with him."}, {"start": 14144.24, "end": 14150.24, "text": " I don't know what to do with him."}, {"start": 14150.24, "end": 14161.72, "text": " I need to just get a visual man."}, {"start": 14161.72, "end": 14171.32, "text": " It's going to take a little while."}, {"start": 14171.32, "end": 14175.039999999999, "text": " I think it's going to be a little, hold on, let me do this."}, {"start": 14175.04, "end": 14182.52, "text": " It's gonna take a second, but I'll get it."}, {"start": 14182.52, "end": 14199.0, "text": " It's like his whole face is his mouth."}, {"start": 14199.0, "end": 14223.5, "text": " And then it's just a bunch of teeth."}, {"start": 14223.5, "end": 14228.5, "text": " That's not Mr. Potato Head."}, {"start": 14234.0, "end": 14239.0, "text": " Ah, I fucking hate when that happens."}, {"start": 14253.5, "end": 14279.5, "text": " Okay. It's not that dark though. But no, it is darker than that."}, {"start": 14279.5, "end": 14303.66, "text": " use the paint bucket wouldn't it's I think it's gonna fuck it up isn't it okay it is sealed"}, {"start": 14309.5, "end": 14333.5, "text": " Okay, now I need to make shapes, I need to make teeth."}, {"start": 14333.5, "end": 14359.5, "text": " They're huge, right?"}, {"start": 14359.5, "end": 14389.46, "text": " You'll see the value guys fighting the vision."}, {"start": 14389.460000000001, "end": 14391.460000000001, "text": " right now. You'll see when it's done."}, {"start": 14391.460000000001, "end": 14420.400000000001, "text": " It's getting there."}, {"start": 14420.4, "end": 14422.0, "text": " It actually is getting there."}, {"start": 14422.0, "end": 14448.4, "text": " Just wait, I'll do the detail later."}, {"start": 14448.4, "end": 14451.4, "text": " Look on the bright side, at least he's not gonna get a copyright strike."}, {"start": 14453.4, "end": 14457.4, "text": " Okay, fine. Good. You can hold it, hold your thoughts."}, {"start": 14464.4, "end": 14466.4, "text": " I need it. Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 14473.4, "end": 14475.4, "text": " That's looking pretty okay."}, {"start": 14478.4, "end": 14502.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14502.4, "end": 14503.46, "text": " Eyebrows need to be thicker."}, {"start": 14512.84, "end": 14514.74, "text": " And he needs hair or something, doesn't he?"}, {"start": 14522.52, "end": 14523.279999999999, "text": " It's better, right?"}, {"start": 14532.4, "end": 14552.76, "text": " Take that cover there, I need it just a little bit."}, {"start": 14552.76, "end": 14557.76, "text": " Put White Shine on the nose."}, {"start": 14557.76, "end": 14567.76, "text": " It's not gonna work. I need to get a little lighter than that. Hold on."}, {"start": 14567.76, "end": 14586.76, "text": " It looks like he's got like cocaine in his nose. Like that?"}, {"start": 14586.76, "end": 14588.44, "text": " Okay, now."}, {"start": 14594.28, "end": 14595.44, "text": " How do I?"}, {"start": 14598.48, "end": 14599.52, "text": " He has hair."}, {"start": 14603.36, "end": 14605.300000000001, "text": " How do I add hair?"}, {"start": 14605.300000000001, "end": 14606.960000000001, "text": " Can I, I can't like overdraw on this."}, {"start": 14606.960000000001, "end": 14607.800000000001, "text": " Can I?"}, {"start": 14613.2, "end": 14615.2, "text": " Oh, I can give him hair in the actual,"}, {"start": 14615.2, "end": 14618.92, "text": " Okay, he can actually get here."}, {"start": 14618.92, "end": 14621.880000000001, "text": " Is that good? Is his nose too small?"}, {"start": 14621.880000000001, "end": 14624.880000000001, "text": " I think that this nose may be a little bit water."}, {"start": 14639.08, "end": 14640.400000000001, "text": " Ears."}, {"start": 14640.400000000001, "end": 14643.240000000002, "text": " I think I can put the ears on after."}, {"start": 14643.240000000002, "end": 14644.08, "text": " I think that's close."}, {"start": 14644.08, "end": 14648.039999999999, "text": " I definitely you know what I want to do I want to get in here and put like a tongue there's a huge tongue in here"}, {"start": 14651.92, "end": 14653.92, "text": " This is needs to be a little darker to unlike how"}, {"start": 14660.96, "end": 14663.44, "text": " You know I'm saying like this is let me get the fill tool"}, {"start": 14666.92, "end": 14670.88, "text": " Better that's much better now the bright tone"}, {"start": 14670.880000000001, "end": 14675.880000000001, "text": " I gotta get in close to this."}, {"start": 14675.880000000001, "end": 14679.080000000002, "text": " Gotta get the outline correct."}, {"start": 14679.080000000002, "end": 14683.880000000001, "text": " It's like just a huge time."}, {"start": 14683.880000000001, "end": 14688.880000000001, "text": " What's going on with this?"}, {"start": 14688.880000000001, "end": 14695.880000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14695.880000000001, "end": 14697.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14710.560000000001, "end": 14712.560000000001, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 14725.880000000001, "end": 14730.880000000001, "text": " Come on, dude, I gotta get this."}, {"start": 14730.880000000001, "end": 14735.880000000001, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 14735.880000000001, "end": 14739.880000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14739.880000000001, "end": 14743.480000000001, "text": " Look at how close this is getting."}, {"start": 14743.48, "end": 14744.48, "text": " with ears and hair."}, {"start": 14759.4, "end": 14760.64, "text": " That's good, right?"}, {"start": 14760.64, "end": 14761.64, "text": " I think that's okay."}, {"start": 14768.119999999999, "end": 14769.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14769.52, "end": 14770.68, "text": " I'm gonna clean this up a little"}, {"start": 14770.68, "end": 14772.08, "text": " because it looks like shit."}, {"start": 14773.48, "end": 14778.48, "text": " Any blight."}, {"start": 14795.48, "end": 14798.48, "text": " We gotta mold it?"}, {"start": 14798.48, "end": 14802.48, "text": " I hate that!"}, {"start": 14803.48, "end": 14806.48, "text": " Should we put like dirt on him or something?"}, {"start": 14806.48, "end": 14807.48, "text": " Like blood?"}, {"start": 14807.48, "end": 14821.48, "text": " What does it have so many different eats?"}, {"start": 14821.48, "end": 14826.48, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 14826.48, "end": 14827.48, "text": " Why is it looking like that?"}, {"start": 14827.48, "end": 14829.48, "text": " I don't like this part right here."}, {"start": 14829.48, "end": 14855.88, "text": " Actually, it's okay if it would be a little weird."}, {"start": 14855.880000000001, "end": 14857.080000000002, "text": " He eats rabbits."}, {"start": 14860.640000000001, "end": 14861.480000000001, "text": " How's he?"}, {"start": 14862.400000000001, "end": 14863.560000000001, "text": " That's creepy, dude."}, {"start": 14874.000000000002, "end": 14874.84, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14874.84, "end": 14877.960000000001, "text": " I just made it way better."}, {"start": 14877.960000000001, "end": 14879.560000000001, "text": " I just made it way better."}, {"start": 14879.560000000001, "end": 14881.28, "text": " This is fucking perfect now."}, {"start": 14881.28, "end": 14882.720000000001, "text": " This is actually perfect."}, {"start": 14882.720000000001, "end": 14883.560000000001, "text": " All right, hold on a minute."}, {"start": 14883.560000000001, "end": 14885.320000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 14885.32, "end": 14892.32, "text": " I gotta shape this. I gotta shape it. I have to shape it. Watch this."}, {"start": 14902.76, "end": 14909.76, "text": " What the fuck is going on here?"}, {"start": 14915.32, "end": 14917.279999999999, "text": " Oh, this is perfect."}, {"start": 14917.279999999999, "end": 14920.96, "text": " OK, because I can keep the bottom part like big."}, {"start": 14920.96, "end": 14925.44, "text": " Just kind of go like that, and like that."}, {"start": 14925.44, "end": 14926.96, "text": " Because he kind of has a weird little head."}, {"start": 14930.44, "end": 14931.56, "text": " His head goes little."}, {"start": 14931.56, "end": 14932.76, "text": " It goes little to huge."}, {"start": 14945.32, "end": 14963.76, "text": " God damn it, I gotta do it straight."}, {"start": 14963.76, "end": 14964.96, "text": " That's so fucking good."}, {"start": 14964.96, "end": 14967.16, "text": " It's actually gonna come together."}, {"start": 14967.16, "end": 14972.8, "text": " Should I make it a little tighter?"}, {"start": 14972.8, "end": 14973.8, "text": " Like even tighter?"}, {"start": 14973.800000000001, "end": 14975.220000000001, "text": " Just like that big face."}, {"start": 14978.26, "end": 14980.380000000001, "text": " Yup. Look at this."}, {"start": 14980.380000000001, "end": 14981.220000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 14981.220000000001, "end": 14982.720000000001, "text": " It is actually coming together perfectly."}, {"start": 14991.000000000002, "end": 14992.660000000002, "text": " Oh, look at all those naysayers."}, {"start": 14992.660000000002, "end": 14993.500000000002, "text": " Everybody in the chat right now"}, {"start": 14993.500000000002, "end": 14995.140000000001, "text": " that said this was not gonna work out."}, {"start": 14995.140000000001, "end": 14995.980000000001, "text": " You're wrong."}, {"start": 14997.420000000002, "end": 14998.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14999.460000000001, "end": 15000.300000000001, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 15003.800000000001, "end": 15005.400000000001, "text": " This needs a little bit of help right here."}, {"start": 15013.960000000001, "end": 15014.76, "text": " Section right here."}, {"start": 15017.000000000002, "end": 15022.920000000002, "text": " Yep, this is perfect. He's perfect. I gotta fix that little spot around his mouth."}, {"start": 15033.800000000001, "end": 15042.28, "text": " We're going to get the ears on too and we'll be good."}, {"start": 15042.28, "end": 15045.28, "text": " And hair."}, {"start": 15045.28, "end": 15067.16, "text": " His teeth can be a little fucked up, it's okay."}, {"start": 15067.16, "end": 15069.16, "text": " I don't like that. Let's give it a red."}, {"start": 15081.16, "end": 15083.16, "text": " Okay, look at the difference between this and the Cookie Monster."}, {"start": 15088.16, "end": 15091.16, "text": " The Cookie Monster is a piece of shit in comparison to this."}, {"start": 15097.16, "end": 15103.28, "text": " That was my first real character ever besides making myself I don't count it"}, {"start": 15112.76, "end": 15114.76, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15116.4, "end": 15120.64, "text": " Just doing a little bit of detail work we're gonna fix some of these teeth"}, {"start": 15127.16, "end": 15134.16, "text": " All right, teeth need fixing, and then I'm done."}, {"start": 15134.16, "end": 15135.16, "text": " The eyebrows are all right?"}, {"start": 15135.16, "end": 15138.16, "text": " Yeah, I think they're fine."}, {"start": 15138.16, "end": 15149.16, "text": " Better?"}, {"start": 15149.16, "end": 15161.16, "text": " Better?"}, {"start": 15161.16, "end": 15163.16, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 15163.16, "end": 15175.16, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 15175.16, "end": 15182.16, "text": " Okay, looks better."}, {"start": 15182.16, "end": 15183.16, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15183.16, "end": 15188.16, "text": " One more little touch up right here."}, {"start": 15188.16, "end": 15195.16, "text": " This one right here as well. Like that red."}, {"start": 15195.16, "end": 15222.16, "text": " Okay, all right, it's time to say that's enough."}, {"start": 15222.16, "end": 15234.16, "text": " That's enough, we're good."}, {"start": 15234.16, "end": 15239.16, "text": " That's gonna be perfect."}, {"start": 15253.16, "end": 15258.16, "text": " Fixed a lump in the mouth?"}, {"start": 15258.16, "end": 15263.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15264.16, "end": 15290.16, "text": " I made it worse."}, {"start": 15290.16, "end": 15317.16, "text": " fixed! he has whiskers? oh shit he has whiskers, okay."}, {"start": 15317.16, "end": 15328.16, "text": " Now I gotta go slow on this one because this is quick extreme detail work is coming in"}, {"start": 15328.16, "end": 15328.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15358.16, "end": 15365.16, "text": " Extreme detail."}, {"start": 15388.16, "end": 15395.16, "text": " Detail."}, {"start": 15418.16, "end": 15431.16, "text": " Okay. Ethel Scooby-Doo, shut up."}, {"start": 15448.16, "end": 15453.16, "text": " That's Scooby-Doo!"}, {"start": 15478.16, "end": 15495.92, "text": " Yeah, alright, we need to meet these holes a little bigger."}, {"start": 15495.92, "end": 15507.08, "text": " Should I outline the whole rest of them to really, I gotta have to, right?"}, {"start": 15507.08, "end": 15508.84, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 15508.84, "end": 15511.96, "text": " You can't just go halfway with the, but you can't go."}, {"start": 15511.96, "end": 15513.08, "text": " No half measures won't."}, {"start": 15537.08, "end": 15539.08, "text": " Try outlining his head?"}, {"start": 15539.08, "end": 15540.88, "text": " Or is that overkill?"}, {"start": 15540.88, "end": 15541.98, "text": " Outline the teeth too, right?"}, {"start": 15541.98, "end": 15544.08, "text": " Everything."}, {"start": 15544.08, "end": 15546.08, "text": " This is where you make the money."}, {"start": 15555.48, "end": 15557.88, "text": " This is gonna be the most detailed character on this whole island,"}, {"start": 15557.88, "end": 15560.88, "text": " and I'm not gonna give a fuck about anybody else, by the way."}, {"start": 15567.08, "end": 15571.32, "text": " This is going to be so good."}, {"start": 15571.32, "end": 15578.36, "text": " It's going to be so good."}, {"start": 15578.36, "end": 15590.8, "text": " You're going to think I downloaded this from somewhere."}, {"start": 15590.800000000001, "end": 15594.800000000001, "text": " Is it the outline tool? Outline tool? Wait, where?"}, {"start": 15600.800000000001, "end": 15604.800000000001, "text": " How do I get it? What do I do?"}, {"start": 15606.800000000001, "end": 15609.800000000001, "text": " Oh, it's only doing... Okay."}, {"start": 15609.800000000001, "end": 15614.800000000001, "text": " Well, that is good for... Whoa, bro, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 15614.800000000001, "end": 15617.800000000001, "text": " What are you doing? Stop chewing it out!"}, {"start": 15617.800000000001, "end": 15619.800000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15620.800000000001, "end": 15631.640000000001, "text": " What the hell? Wait, what's going on?"}, {"start": 15631.640000000001, "end": 15640.800000000001, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 15640.800000000001, "end": 15645.800000000001, "text": " What is it doing?"}, {"start": 15650.800000000001, "end": 15657.800000000001, "text": " Okay, Outline."}, {"start": 15657.800000000001, "end": 15672.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's an Outliner, right?"}, {"start": 15672.800000000001, "end": 15673.800000000001, "text": " Do I actually hat?"}, {"start": 15673.800000000001, "end": 15674.800000000001, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 15674.800000000001, "end": 15675.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15675.800000000001, "end": 15676.800000000001, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 15676.800000000001, "end": 15677.800000000001, "text": " Let's get there, sir."}, {"start": 15677.800000000001, "end": 15698.000000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Let's go. Alright, I can't do it in here."}, {"start": 15698.000000000002, "end": 15699.000000000002, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 15699.0, "end": 15706.0, "text": " We'll do the old fashion way in here."}, {"start": 15729.0, "end": 15754.0, "text": " Good, looks like a Tasmanian Devil from the Game Boy."}, {"start": 15754.0, "end": 15772.4, "text": " I had to make up for that character that I just made, let's be real, you know what I"}, {"start": 15772.4, "end": 15776.04, "text": " mean like you got you got to go from the worst laziest shittiest character to like"}, {"start": 15776.04, "end": 15780.96, "text": " I'm making the real Tasmanian devil fucking one to one better than you've ever seen"}, {"start": 15780.960000000001, "end": 15796.960000000001, "text": " in your whole life."}, {"start": 15796.960000000001, "end": 15800.640000000001, "text": " The point is to absolutely blow you away with what I'm doing."}, {"start": 15800.640000000001, "end": 15801.640000000001, "text": " And we're not even done."}, {"start": 15801.640000000001, "end": 15803.52, "text": " We're like maybe a third of the way there."}, {"start": 15803.52, "end": 15822.82, "text": " It's busy like another four hours of detail work to do."}, {"start": 15822.82, "end": 15824.52, "text": " We're done in five minutes."}, {"start": 15824.52, "end": 15826.32, "text": " I gotta go all in, man."}, {"start": 15826.32, "end": 15827.32, "text": " You gotta get the outline."}, {"start": 15827.32, "end": 15828.32, "text": " It's gonna be perfect."}, {"start": 15828.32, "end": 15829.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 15829.32, "end": 15830.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 15830.32, "end": 15831.32, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15831.32, "end": 15843.24, "text": " It makes me want to fucking puke every time that happens."}, {"start": 15843.24, "end": 15872.539999999999, "text": " You undo should have a like halfway through your last stroke."}, {"start": 15872.54, "end": 15892.080000000002, "text": " I'm so happy with this."}, {"start": 15892.08, "end": 15894.08, "text": " Love both the eyes, the eyes need an outline too!"}, {"start": 15952.08, "end": 15961.4, "text": " Alright, should I just keep the eyes connected?"}, {"start": 15961.4, "end": 15962.4, "text": " Or should I split them up?"}, {"start": 15962.4, "end": 15965.4, "text": " Let's see what it looks like."}, {"start": 15965.4, "end": 15972.68, "text": " Yep, that's exactly what I was looking for."}, {"start": 15972.68, "end": 15975.2, "text": " Precisely what I wanted."}, {"start": 15975.2, "end": 15978.92, "text": " Okay, we're almost done."}, {"start": 15978.92, "end": 15982.92, "text": " I'm just gonna do the tongue and the bottom teeth and that's it and I gotta clean up a little."}, {"start": 15983.92, "end": 15985.92, "text": " His eyes have to be bloodshot."}, {"start": 15987.92, "end": 15989.92, "text": " His eyes bloodshot."}, {"start": 16008.92, "end": 16022.12, "text": " That's a little too uniform, I gotta fix that."}, {"start": 16022.12, "end": 16042.02, "text": " You wouldn't know, you're not an artist."}, {"start": 16042.02, "end": 16043.52, "text": " He fell for the outline beam."}, {"start": 16043.52, "end": 16045.92, "text": " No, dude, it looks so much better."}, {"start": 16045.92, "end": 16050.92, "text": " But it looks so much better."}, {"start": 16057.92, "end": 16062.92, "text": " Okay, I lost it."}, {"start": 16068.92, "end": 16073.92, "text": " That's a fuck up. I gotta replace that."}, {"start": 16075.92, "end": 16091.92, "text": " There we go, just one more, one more thing and it's over."}, {"start": 16091.92, "end": 16098.0, "text": " I won't be a perfectionist with it, I'll just clean up a little and then I'm done."}, {"start": 16098.0, "end": 16102.0, "text": " Everyone is starving to death on the island. I have to go back and figure that out."}, {"start": 16126.0, "end": 16127.0, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 16128.0, "end": 16132.8, "text": " Alright, now it's just the bottom teeth and that's it."}, {"start": 16132.8, "end": 16134.04, "text": " And I'm fucking done."}, {"start": 16135.04, "end": 16136.16, "text": " I'm freaking done, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 16136.16, "end": 16138.8, "text": " We're not gonna be able to be more friendly today."}, {"start": 16158.0, "end": 16164.18, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16164.18, "end": 16177.26, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 16177.26, "end": 16184.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16184.26, "end": 16191.26, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 16191.26, "end": 16202.26, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 16202.26, "end": 16213.26, "text": " I got too cocky there. That was a stupid maneuver. That was a dumb maneuver, I shouldn't have done that."}, {"start": 16213.26, "end": 16215.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16243.26, "end": 16254.94, "text": " Oh, fuck, I just realized something."}, {"start": 16254.94, "end": 16261.86, "text": " If he doesn't have a mouth, it doesn't have eyes, for real."}, {"start": 16261.86, "end": 16262.86, "text": " How is he gonna talk?"}, {"start": 16262.86, "end": 16264.62, "text": " Cause he's gonna be like this forever."}, {"start": 16264.62, "end": 16269.42, "text": " His mouth is not gonna move."}, {"start": 16269.42, "end": 16272.460000000001, "text": " He's never, he's gonna be a cardboard cutout."}, {"start": 16272.460000000001, "end": 16273.660000000002, "text": " His mouth doesn't move."}, {"start": 16274.660000000002, "end": 16276.660000000002, "text": " Should I get him a tiny one in the middle?"}, {"start": 16302.460000000001, "end": 16320.740000000002, "text": " Come on a stretch, here it is."}, {"start": 16320.74, "end": 16339.58, "text": " Here it is the last part and that's it and I'm done."}, {"start": 16339.58, "end": 16343.699999999999, "text": " I didn't preserve the integrity of the tooth, it's okay."}, {"start": 16343.7, "end": 16360.820000000002, "text": " made it look a little better. It's good. It's looking pretty good. He's not all brown,"}, {"start": 16360.82, "end": 16362.82, "text": " He's beige"}, {"start": 16373.539999999999, "end": 16375.539999999999, "text": " What about hair I"}, {"start": 16376.58, "end": 16380.58, "text": " Don't know if hair is gonna work because wasn't isn't this head technically right here. I"}, {"start": 16381.9, "end": 16385.12, "text": " Think I have to draw hair on him. I think I have to draw the hair"}, {"start": 16390.82, "end": 16418.32, "text": " I don't know what it looks like, but I'm going to figure it out, let's see, I got one, let's see."}, {"start": 16420.82, "end": 16427.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah."}, {"start": 16427.46, "end": 16441.7, "text": " He has a tuft of hair that's up there."}, {"start": 16441.7, "end": 16443.22, "text": " He also has ears."}, {"start": 16443.22, "end": 16449.86, "text": " Okay, can I come back and edit this or is it a completely done deal when I'm done with"}, {"start": 16449.86, "end": 16461.3, "text": " I can't, okay. Let me see what it looks like. Because we need to see what the book... okay,"}, {"start": 16461.3, "end": 16471.7, "text": " let me say done. Because I can come back and edit the face paint, right? Bro, this is"}, {"start": 16471.7, "end": 16473.7, "text": " is fucking perfect."}, {"start": 16481.7, "end": 16485.7, "text": " I'm wearing a Tasmanian Devil Halloween mask."}, {"start": 16486.7, "end": 16487.7, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 16491.7, "end": 16495.7, "text": " I could have probably just imported a Tasmanian Devil Halloween mask into this."}, {"start": 16499.7, "end": 16500.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16501.7, "end": 16508.7, "text": " That is actually a disaster. It's just a guy wearing a mask that sucks!"}, {"start": 16508.7, "end": 16511.7, "text": " What okay what about hair?"}, {"start": 16516.7, "end": 16521.7, "text": " That ad, that's actually pretty close."}, {"start": 16521.7, "end": 16533.54, "text": " Alright, it's getting less mask-like."}, {"start": 16533.54, "end": 16535.46, "text": " It's getting... hold on."}, {"start": 16535.46, "end": 16536.46, "text": " What about the back?"}, {"start": 16536.46, "end": 16540.38, "text": " Can we add more to the back?"}, {"start": 16540.38, "end": 16542.5, "text": " Just getting a shitload of hair back here."}, {"start": 16542.5, "end": 16546.82, "text": " Come on, dude, don't fucking do that to me."}, {"start": 16546.82, "end": 16549.46, "text": " This is... that's promising, man."}, {"start": 16549.46, "end": 16551.14, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 16551.14, "end": 16560.14, "text": " Let's do this to me."}, {"start": 16560.14, "end": 16568.94, "text": " Damn it! That would have been perfect."}, {"start": 16568.94, "end": 16582.3, "text": " Maybe something that stands up higher than that."}, {"start": 16582.3, "end": 16584.34, "text": " I gotta take the outline off the top."}, {"start": 16584.34, "end": 16590.98, "text": " Uh, yeah, I think the outline has to come off."}, {"start": 16590.98, "end": 16597.78, "text": " Are none of these high enough?"}, {"start": 16597.78, "end": 16610.059999999998, "text": " Okay, that's too bad I can't have that, I love that, it's perfect."}, {"start": 16610.059999999998, "end": 16613.18, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 16613.18, "end": 16616.579999999998, "text": " Like, you can't get better than that."}, {"start": 16616.58, "end": 16627.940000000002, "text": " Because when I add the back, it makes it look worse."}, {"start": 16627.940000000002, "end": 16642.940000000002, "text": " How come it's all so low?"}, {"start": 16642.94, "end": 16652.94, "text": " Oh, shit, okay, hold on, there it is."}, {"start": 16652.94, "end": 16660.859999999997, "text": " Dude, where I got it, I got it, it's this one right here, it's over, I got it, it's done,"}, {"start": 16660.859999999997, "end": 16661.859999999997, "text": " Dundeele."}, {"start": 16661.86, "end": 16664.62, "text": " Move the outline, and there he is."}, {"start": 16669.34, "end": 16671.34, "text": " Make the face a little taller, hold on."}, {"start": 16678.46, "end": 16680.86, "text": " I wish those eyebrows weren't sticking like that."}, {"start": 16691.86, "end": 16693.86, "text": " All that excess brown paint on the side."}, {"start": 16696.86, "end": 16698.86, "text": " All right, hold on. Let's see if I go back."}, {"start": 16702.86, "end": 16704.86, "text": " Add face paint, right?"}, {"start": 16709.86, "end": 16711.86, "text": " Okay, what is the hair?"}, {"start": 16714.86, "end": 16715.86, "text": " Wait, can I do this?"}, {"start": 16716.86, "end": 16717.86, "text": " Oh, hell yeah."}, {"start": 16719.86, "end": 16720.86, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 16721.86, "end": 16728.86, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 16728.86, "end": 16739.86, "text": " That's okay, right?"}, {"start": 16739.86, "end": 16752.54, "text": " It's one of the touch, a little, good."}, {"start": 16752.54, "end": 16756.2, "text": " Now we shave off the excess and see what it looks like."}, {"start": 16756.2, "end": 16759.96, "text": " I have to be certain of this by the way because I can't, I'm not going to be allowed this"}, {"start": 16759.96, "end": 16787.52, "text": " back easily okay the outline's got to come off the edges here"}, {"start": 16787.52, "end": 16802.16, "text": " It's going to feel so bad to do."}, {"start": 16802.16, "end": 16810.2, "text": " I don't want to take too much off though because I like the big face."}, {"start": 16810.2, "end": 16826.32, "text": " I think I'll go smaller."}, {"start": 16826.32, "end": 16827.32, "text": " Much smaller."}, {"start": 16827.32, "end": 16829.32, "text": " a little time here."}, {"start": 16841.8, "end": 16846.1, "text": " I also have to make his face the same color as the hair,"}, {"start": 16846.1, "end": 16847.76, "text": " which I think I can do the stopper, right?"}, {"start": 16857.32, "end": 16880.56, "text": " Okay, I'm not making a character for like an hour after this."}, {"start": 16880.56, "end": 16886.56, "text": " This is the last character I'm making today and I was going to see how they hang out."}, {"start": 16886.56, "end": 16895.56, "text": " Okay, that's good."}, {"start": 16895.56, "end": 16898.56, "text": " Get rid of this."}, {"start": 16898.56, "end": 16900.56, "text": " I think we could have shaved this too."}, {"start": 16900.56, "end": 16903.56, "text": " Just a little. Not a lot."}, {"start": 16903.56, "end": 16905.56, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 16916.56, "end": 16930.72, "text": " I speak now or forever hold your pace here because this is I gotta I'm done after this"}, {"start": 16930.72, "end": 16946.0, "text": " I would just have to do the color matching and that's it."}, {"start": 16946.0, "end": 16947.0, "text": " Shade more of the sides."}, {"start": 16947.0, "end": 16948.0, "text": " I like the big face."}, {"start": 16948.0, "end": 16951.0, "text": " I think it has to stay."}, {"start": 16951.0, "end": 16955.52, "text": " Alright, now let me get the stopper."}, {"start": 16955.52, "end": 16961.52, "text": " Because I want this, like, different, that different brown."}, {"start": 16966.52, "end": 16968.52, "text": " Can I get that brown?"}, {"start": 16971.52, "end": 16973.52, "text": " No, that's not quite it."}, {"start": 16978.52, "end": 16980.52, "text": " Can I stop her on that?"}, {"start": 16980.52, "end": 16986.52, "text": " I should be able to put a stopper on there and get that exact run."}, {"start": 16986.52, "end": 16996.52, "text": " Oh shit, here it is."}, {"start": 16996.52, "end": 16998.52, "text": " Is that?"}, {"start": 16998.52, "end": 17000.52, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 17000.52, "end": 17002.52, "text": " Oh, he said it is."}, {"start": 17012.52, "end": 17014.52, "text": " He's a little darker than that, though, isn't he?"}, {"start": 17018.52, "end": 17020.52, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 17020.52, "end": 17022.52, "text": " He's like..."}, {"start": 17026.52, "end": 17056.32, "text": " And then I can change the hair color to that."}, {"start": 17056.32, "end": 17062.82, "text": " Okay, hold on. I gotta fix this."}, {"start": 17062.82, "end": 17066.82, "text": " That looks alright. Hold on."}, {"start": 17066.82, "end": 17078.82, "text": " Final touch-ups."}, {"start": 17078.82, "end": 17082.82, "text": " He's good. He's done."}, {"start": 17082.82, "end": 17093.62, "text": " done it that's game over that was gonna color match the hair bottom right tooth"}, {"start": 17093.62, "end": 17099.86, "text": " is fucked up oh man look at that I saw a good catch"}, {"start": 17099.86, "end": 17126.260000000002, "text": " Okay, the hair now needs to be..."}, {"start": 17126.260000000002, "end": 17128.260000000002, "text": " Is that correct?"}, {"start": 17128.260000000002, "end": 17130.660000000003, "text": " Is that right? I think that's good!"}, {"start": 17137.160000000003, "end": 17139.660000000003, "text": " No, it's not. What's the right one?"}, {"start": 17158.260000000002, "end": 17173.260000000002, "text": " I don't like the back, hold on, this would be... I think the back, that's the best I can make it, I think."}, {"start": 17173.260000000002, "end": 17176.260000000002, "text": " He's kind of starting to trend towards animal from the puppets."}, {"start": 17189.260000000002, "end": 17193.260000000002, "text": " Okay, is the extra better to make it look like it's more of his body?"}, {"start": 17193.260000000002, "end": 17199.960000000003, "text": " He's trying to make tags."}, {"start": 17199.960000000003, "end": 17205.74, "text": " Okay, so yeah, I was making him from memory until, until I wasn't."}, {"start": 17205.74, "end": 17208.38, "text": " Once I started to be like, what does he actually look like?"}, {"start": 17208.38, "end": 17215.460000000003, "text": " Later on, I was like, when I saw a picture, I did it from memory for the first, like"}, {"start": 17215.460000000003, "end": 17216.960000000003, "text": " his face."}, {"start": 17216.960000000003, "end": 17218.460000000003, "text": " And then it was like, okay, what does he actually look like?"}, {"start": 17218.460000000003, "end": 17219.460000000003, "text": " I need to be certain."}, {"start": 17219.460000000003, "end": 17220.460000000003, "text": " I cheated."}, {"start": 17220.460000000003, "end": 17221.460000000003, "text": " Oh, I cheated."}, {"start": 17221.46, "end": 17223.46, "text": " I cheated halfway through."}, {"start": 17225.379999999997, "end": 17229.3, "text": " All the shit you see right here in front of you, like I did all that."}, {"start": 17229.3, "end": 17231.3, "text": " It was only when we got to the Detailer."}, {"start": 17237.7, "end": 17239.7, "text": " How'd you get the colors wrong then?"}, {"start": 17241.54, "end": 17242.76, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 17242.76, "end": 17244.26, "text": " Okay, do I dare do anything else?"}, {"start": 17244.26, "end": 17246.26, "text": " What about a real mouse so we can actually talk?"}, {"start": 17249.219999999998, "end": 17251.219999999998, "text": " Hold on, this actually might work out."}, {"start": 17251.46, "end": 17280.68, "text": " It's going to be too weird."}, {"start": 17280.68, "end": 17283.8, "text": " Oh what if I do this? Hold on watch this."}, {"start": 17286.08, "end": 17288.56, "text": " Boys and girls, I got it."}, {"start": 17290.16, "end": 17291.0, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 17295.44, "end": 17297.28, "text": " It's gonna be right at the top of the tongue."}, {"start": 17303.56, "end": 17305.68, "text": " I wish I could move it to the right."}, {"start": 17310.68, "end": 17312.68, "text": " Are you gonna hate this?"}, {"start": 17312.68, "end": 17314.68, "text": " Oh, fuck you, right?"}, {"start": 17316.18, "end": 17318.18, "text": " Uh, we're not gonna see the ears, no way."}, {"start": 17325.18, "end": 17327.18, "text": " No, the ears are not gonna show up."}, {"start": 17337.18, "end": 17338.18, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 17338.18, "end": 17345.18, "text": " His face is not like, okay, I'm looking at a picture right now and you're right."}, {"start": 17345.18, "end": 17346.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17346.18, "end": 17347.18, "text": " I need to fix his face."}, {"start": 17347.18, "end": 17348.18, "text": " I need to fix it."}, {"start": 17348.18, "end": 17350.18, "text": " Wait, we got to get it for real."}, {"start": 17350.18, "end": 17353.18, "text": " He can't just be like this."}, {"start": 17353.18, "end": 17354.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17354.18, "end": 17356.62, "text": " I'm looking at a picture right now."}, {"start": 17356.62, "end": 17359.219999999998, "text": " He has like a beige face."}, {"start": 17374.719999999998, "end": 17376.32, "text": " I don't think it works, man."}, {"start": 17376.32, "end": 17377.719999999998, "text": " I back can't work."}, {"start": 17377.719999999998, "end": 17380.12, "text": " He looks like a family guy character now."}, {"start": 17380.12, "end": 17381.42, "text": " Looks like Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 17381.42, "end": 17383.32, "text": " That's one."}, {"start": 17383.32, "end": 17384.52, "text": " That's the first time."}, {"start": 17384.52, "end": 17386.12, "text": " Write it down."}, {"start": 17386.12, "end": 17389.0, "text": " He looks like a Peter Griffin Sonic the Hedgehog character."}, {"start": 17391.16, "end": 17395.239999999998, "text": " Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, this doesn't work for me."}, {"start": 17399.2, "end": 17400.2, "text": " This doesn't do it for me."}, {"start": 17410.48, "end": 17413.239999999998, "text": " The beige is around his mouth and beige is on his nose too."}, {"start": 17414.239999999998, "end": 17415.44, "text": " Hold on, let me try."}, {"start": 17416.12, "end": 17421.12, "text": " I can't fuck this up. How many undoes do you get?"}, {"start": 17438.12, "end": 17440.12, "text": " No. No."}, {"start": 17440.12, "end": 17450.32, "text": " It's not correct, but it looks like it is."}, {"start": 17450.32, "end": 17457.559999999998, "text": " It's not correct, but it doesn't feel like it should be."}, {"start": 17457.559999999998, "end": 17465.36, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17495.36, "end": 17508.64, "text": " But it still doesn't look right."}, {"start": 17508.64, "end": 17512.28, "text": " Why does this look so wrong?"}, {"start": 17512.28, "end": 17515.56, "text": " But that's literally him."}, {"start": 17515.56, "end": 17522.56, "text": " Alright, let me clean this up."}, {"start": 17545.56, "end": 17558.800000000003, "text": " That's going to come in a little tighter."}, {"start": 17558.800000000003, "end": 17560.36, "text": " You spent five hours making Taz."}, {"start": 17560.36, "end": 17564.960000000003, "text": " I played another game for three hours before this."}, {"start": 17564.960000000003, "end": 17565.960000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17565.960000000003, "end": 17568.460000000003, "text": " Do I?"}, {"start": 17568.460000000003, "end": 17571.36, "text": " I think I just say fuck this and just do the outline and the cut."}, {"start": 17571.36, "end": 17574.56, "text": " But I can't do that, right?"}, {"start": 17574.56, "end": 17579.56, "text": " Yeah, but I played Hello Neighbor, do you remember that?"}, {"start": 17604.56, "end": 17611.56, "text": " I'll get it done quick."}, {"start": 17611.56, "end": 17624.56, "text": " I'll get it done quick."}, {"start": 17624.56, "end": 17631.56, "text": " I'll get them quick."}, {"start": 17631.56, "end": 17640.600000000002, "text": " Like we're already halfway done."}, {"start": 17640.600000000002, "end": 17642.600000000002, "text": " We're already halfway done."}, {"start": 17670.600000000002, "end": 17672.940000000002, "text": " Why are you rage-beating us?"}, {"start": 17672.940000000002, "end": 17674.660000000003, "text": " I want it to be good!"}, {"start": 17674.660000000003, "end": 17678.86, "text": " I don't get to remake him!"}, {"start": 17678.86, "end": 17692.86, "text": " And it's gonna look like he just has like fucking white sauce on his face."}, {"start": 17692.86, "end": 17713.06, "text": " Look at this, almost there, we just crossed half way point boys and girls, look at this."}, {"start": 17713.06, "end": 17714.46, "text": " Everybody chill."}, {"start": 17714.46, "end": 17718.3, "text": " You can edit them after, you think I'm going to edit them after, I will not open this"}, {"start": 17718.3, "end": 17729.94, "text": " menu again after this you do it all or don't remember what Yoda said do it or"}, {"start": 17729.94, "end": 17743.54, "text": " don't do it don't even think about trying I follow Yoda's philosophy do it or"}, {"start": 17743.54, "end": 17745.54, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 17762.18, "end": 17764.18, "text": " And I, oh, sorry, I forgot about that."}, {"start": 17766.74, "end": 17768.74, "text": " For a couple of those in there, for good measure."}, {"start": 17773.54, "end": 17795.14, "text": " to rage baiting. I'm not rage baiting. You're projecting rage bait onto me. I'm just having"}, {"start": 17795.14, "end": 17802.14, "text": " a good old time."}, {"start": 17802.14, "end": 17806.14, "text": " I can go."}, {"start": 17806.14, "end": 17810.14, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Taz, the Tazmanian Devil."}, {"start": 17810.14, "end": 17814.14, "text": " Oh, and I'm gonna have a fucking fuck that up."}, {"start": 17814.14, "end": 17819.14, "text": " Oh, I almost messed up that outline."}, {"start": 17825.14, "end": 17832.14, "text": " Shit! It's okay."}, {"start": 17855.14, "end": 17880.38, "text": " I think it's done. It's not done. Don't tell the chef when to take the fucking salmon"}, {"start": 17880.38, "end": 17883.16, "text": " out of the oven, please."}, {"start": 17883.16, "end": 17886.72, "text": " Do you go to a restaurant and go, oh yeah, please, yeah,"}, {"start": 17886.72, "end": 17891.24, "text": " I'll take the, you know, the scallops sound really good."}, {"start": 17891.24, "end": 17895.120000000003, "text": " You know, the scallops, yeah, scallops and a baked potato."}, {"start": 17895.120000000003, "end": 17898.2, "text": " And then after you order it, you walk up to the kitchen"}, {"start": 17898.2, "end": 17900.2, "text": " and you tell the chef to take the salmon out of the oven"}, {"start": 17900.2, "end": 17904.36, "text": " after it's been like 20 minutes since in the oven."}, {"start": 17904.36, "end": 17905.120000000003, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 17905.120000000003, "end": 17905.88, "text": " Get out of the kitchen."}, {"start": 17905.88, "end": 17912.88, "text": " I'm fucking busy."}, {"start": 17912.88, "end": 17921.88, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 17921.88, "end": 17930.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17930.88, "end": 17936.98, "text": " It's completed."}, {"start": 17936.98, "end": 17937.98, "text": " It's done."}, {"start": 17937.98, "end": 17938.98, "text": " It's not being changed."}, {"start": 17938.98, "end": 17943.100000000002, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 17943.100000000002, "end": 17944.620000000003, "text": " We just have to do his personality."}, {"start": 17944.620000000003, "end": 17946.34, "text": " Dude, that tooth!"}, {"start": 17946.34, "end": 17947.74, "text": " I don't like that tooth!"}, {"start": 17947.74, "end": 17949.9, "text": " Let me fix the tooth and we're done."}, {"start": 17949.9, "end": 17952.9, "text": " This tooth is fucked up."}, {"start": 17952.9, "end": 17959.9, "text": " This dude needs to be changed."}, {"start": 17959.9, "end": 17970.9, "text": " I could never be satisfied with my work."}, {"start": 17970.9, "end": 17989.9, "text": " What's wrong with it?"}, {"start": 17989.9, "end": 17990.9, "text": " What's wrong with it?"}, {"start": 17990.9, "end": 17991.9, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 17991.9, "end": 17996.9, "text": " What's wrong with it?"}, {"start": 17996.9, "end": 18014.9, "text": " What's fucking happening? I fucked it up!"}, {"start": 18014.9, "end": 18025.9, "text": " No! No, my masterpiece! My beautiful masterpiece! What did I do to it? This doesn't look right!"}, {"start": 18025.9, "end": 18039.4, "text": " Why is it brown?"}, {"start": 18039.4, "end": 18040.4, "text": " Why is it- well."}, {"start": 18040.4, "end": 18050.440000000002, "text": " Out of a Russian artist."}, {"start": 18050.440000000002, "end": 18051.440000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 18051.440000000002, "end": 18052.440000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18052.440000000002, "end": 18053.440000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 18053.440000000002, "end": 18054.440000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 18054.44, "end": 18061.78, "text": " I'm not doing any more fixes. This is the end"}, {"start": 18084.44, "end": 18089.44, "text": " Move the whole thing to the left."}, {"start": 18114.44, "end": 18128.44, "text": " The bottom left tooth is fucked up. I don't care. Alright, we have to make him naked."}, {"start": 18128.44, "end": 18136.32, "text": " Can you make a character naked?"}, {"start": 18136.32, "end": 18138.32, "text": " He's pretty small, right?"}, {"start": 18150.32, "end": 18153.32, "text": " Why is it, like, why is it, like, Tahiti?"}, {"start": 18155.32, "end": 18157.32, "text": " No, not Texas, Taz."}, {"start": 18159.32, "end": 18161.32, "text": " My name is Taz."}, {"start": 18161.32, "end": 18171.32, "text": " It's tea to f**ked up dude. I need to fix those. Look at the top row. They're not even connected."}, {"start": 18171.32, "end": 18179.32, "text": " Oh look, another, another heterosexual male."}, {"start": 18179.32, "end": 18185.32, "text": " How old is Taz?"}, {"start": 18185.32, "end": 18208.34, "text": " He's got to be like 30 at this point I'm just going to say 30."}, {"start": 18208.34, "end": 18209.34, "text": " Make him bisexual."}, {"start": 18209.34, "end": 18210.34, "text": " Should we just make tat?"}, {"start": 18210.34, "end": 18211.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18211.34, "end": 18213.36, "text": " I don't know if that's canon or not."}, {"start": 18213.36, "end": 18217.7, "text": " So we're going to make them, because with, out of the two dating preferences, we're going"}, {"start": 18217.7, "end": 18224.9, "text": " to make them, you can pick more than one, just like here, okay, Taz is, is fucking bisexual."}, {"start": 18224.9, "end": 18240.100000000002, "text": " I'm gonna have a what is a 70"}, {"start": 18240.100000000002, "end": 18240.620000000003, "text": " my name is"}, {"start": 18250.22, "end": 18250.940000000002, "text": " my name is"}, {"start": 18252.100000000002, "end": 18252.420000000002, "text": " my"}, {"start": 18261.300000000003, "end": 18261.86, "text": " my name is"}, {"start": 18263.940000000002, "end": 18264.420000000002, "text": " it's"}, {"start": 18267.54, "end": 18268.06, "text": " my name is"}, {"start": 18300.100000000002, "end": 18302.9, "text": " My name is Tess. It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 18302.9, "end": 18305.600000000002, "text": " My name is Tess. It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 18305.600000000002, "end": 18308.4, "text": " My name is Tess. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18308.4, "end": 18312.000000000004, "text": " It's my name is Tess. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18312.000000000004, "end": 18315.100000000002, "text": " My name is Tess. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18315.100000000002, "end": 18318.100000000002, "text": " My name is Tess. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18318.100000000002, "end": 18321.9, "text": " It's my name is Tess. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18321.9, "end": 18324.600000000002, "text": " It's nice to meet you. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18324.600000000002, "end": 18326.7, "text": " No, not deeper. It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 18326.7, "end": 18330.000000000004, "text": " Today is April 19, 2020. My name is Tess."}, {"start": 18330.0, "end": 18337.06, "text": " it's nice to meet you today is April 19th 2026 so how does this voice sound, my name is Tas"}, {"start": 18337.06, "end": 18345.66, "text": " it's nice to meet you it's nice to meet you today is April 19th 2026"}, {"start": 18345.66, "end": 18348.96, "text": " that's good so how does this voice sound, my name is Tas"}, {"start": 18348.96, "end": 18354.48, "text": " my name is Tas, that pitch is too low"}, {"start": 18354.48, "end": 18358.06, "text": " my name is Tas, my name is Tas"}, {"start": 18358.06, "end": 18366.06, "text": " My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess."}, {"start": 18367.06, "end": 18376.06, "text": " My name's Tess. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 19, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?"}, {"start": 18376.06, "end": 18379.06, "text": " Yeah, it's like... It's all over the place."}, {"start": 18381.06, "end": 18383.06, "text": " Alright, he's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 18388.06, "end": 18397.620000000003, "text": " He's dead serious dude, he's not chill."}, {"start": 18397.620000000003, "end": 18399.620000000003, "text": " All he thinks about is eating rabbits and stuff."}, {"start": 18399.620000000003, "end": 18402.620000000003, "text": " He doesn't mess around."}, {"start": 18402.620000000003, "end": 18409.82, "text": " Yeah, he's absolutely not chill."}, {"start": 18409.82, "end": 18414.620000000003, "text": " He's ambitious."}, {"start": 18414.62, "end": 18418.28, "text": " taking an ambitious visionary full of energy and acts on many whims once they"}, {"start": 18418.28, "end": 18422.219999999998, "text": " start they don't stop that is actually what he is"}, {"start": 18423.3, "end": 18432.46, "text": " all right we got it build a house for Taz you can go right here next to the"}, {"start": 18432.46, "end": 18433.46, "text": " Cookie Monster?"}, {"start": 18437.46, "end": 18439.46, "text": " Or over with Miss Piggy?"}, {"start": 18444.46, "end": 18447.46, "text": " Oh god, I didn't line that up correctly."}, {"start": 18448.46, "end": 18450.46, "text": " Hey, you must be DJ?"}, {"start": 18451.46, "end": 18452.46, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 18453.46, "end": 18454.46, "text": " My name is Taz."}, {"start": 18454.46, "end": 18456.46, "text": " I'm a vicious visionary."}, {"start": 18456.46, "end": 18459.46, "text": " Which means, I see world for what could be,"}, {"start": 18459.46, "end": 18460.46, "text": " but always how it is..."}, {"start": 18460.46, "end": 18464.46, "text": " I took a long time making that and it's flipping after me."}, {"start": 18464.46, "end": 18472.46, "text": " That was a long one."}, {"start": 18472.46, "end": 18474.46, "text": " I had fun that, but that was fun though."}, {"start": 18474.46, "end": 18478.46, "text": " Hey, we got a new person on the island."}, {"start": 18478.46, "end": 18482.46, "text": " Alright, let's feed you a full lasagna and then get out of here."}, {"start": 18482.46, "end": 18486.46, "text": " I don't know, how about some french toast? Let's go."}, {"start": 18490.46, "end": 18498.62, "text": " Taz is canonically married."}, {"start": 18498.62, "end": 18517.78, "text": " I think it looks pretty good."}, {"start": 18517.78, "end": 18519.78, "text": " we celebrate."}, {"start": 18547.78, "end": 18554.78, "text": " Thanks for watching! I'm Miss Piggy, and you're up to date!"}, {"start": 18554.78, "end": 18559.78, "text": " That sounds good to me, let's keep going."}, {"start": 18559.78, "end": 18567.379999999997, "text": " Alright, let's let the island... let's play for a little bit. I know that the playing"}, {"start": 18567.379999999997, "end": 18575.26, "text": " is making, but I need to build a bridge. Because Voldemort... I don't even know what"}, {"start": 18575.260000000002, "end": 18580.86, "text": " This guy's name is Void- Voidovital. Voidovital."}, {"start": 18586.940000000002, "end": 18588.340000000004, "text": " I don't know what he's making this guy."}, {"start": 18592.18, "end": 18593.340000000004, "text": " I have any grass, right?"}, {"start": 18599.58, "end": 18600.820000000003, "text": " This should be beach, shouldn't it?"}, {"start": 18605.260000000002, "end": 18606.260000000002, "text": " There."}, {"start": 18606.260000000002, "end": 18617.260000000002, "text": " Okay, he can now hang out with the rest of us."}, {"start": 18617.260000000002, "end": 18627.260000000002, "text": " Okay, looks good."}, {"start": 18627.260000000002, "end": 18637.38, "text": " I wonder if there's a react when you drop them onto something, huh?"}, {"start": 18637.38, "end": 18638.38, "text": " Vending machines?"}, {"start": 18638.38, "end": 18641.300000000003, "text": " All right, let's check in with him."}, {"start": 18641.300000000003, "end": 18643.340000000004, "text": " He seems like he's not doing well."}, {"start": 18643.340000000004, "end": 18655.100000000002, "text": " Oh man, this character is fucking terrible."}, {"start": 18655.100000000002, "end": 18657.140000000003, "text": " Should we kill him?"}, {"start": 18657.14, "end": 18660.14, "text": " Should we just like pick him up and drop him? I think we should drop him in the ocean."}, {"start": 18662.14, "end": 18663.14, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 18670.14, "end": 18673.14, "text": " Maybe with some clothing and a hat, he'll look better."}, {"start": 18674.14, "end": 18679.14, "text": " Void-void vital. Void of it all."}, {"start": 18679.14, "end": 18692.14, "text": " I always dream of shaking things up with what I wear, but then I pull out the same mold outfit."}, {"start": 18692.14, "end": 18697.14, "text": " Okay, close. We gotta gain something, man."}, {"start": 18703.14, "end": 18705.14, "text": " This may be even worse."}, {"start": 18722.14, "end": 18730.94, "text": " Why don't you take the shirt off?"}, {"start": 18730.94, "end": 18738.54, "text": " Boarding wants some company."}, {"start": 18738.54, "end": 18748.14, "text": " Alright, let's introduce you to Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 18748.14, "end": 18760.3, "text": " Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Void of the Tall."}, {"start": 18760.3, "end": 18765.899999999998, "text": " Nice to meet you, Void of the Tall. I'm Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 18765.899999999998, "end": 18767.899999999998, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 18767.9, "end": 18771.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18771.74, "end": 18776.9, "text": " I like horror movies."}, {"start": 18776.9, "end": 18783.9, "text": " They seem like they get along."}, {"start": 18783.9, "end": 18789.9, "text": " Those are all stir."}, {"start": 18789.9, "end": 18793.9, "text": " Um, do you have a moment?"}, {"start": 18793.9, "end": 18795.9, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 18795.9, "end": 18799.9, "text": " I would just love it if there were a flower planter right here."}, {"start": 18800.9, "end": 18801.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18807.9, "end": 18809.9, "text": " Like right here, right here?"}, {"start": 18812.9, "end": 18817.9, "text": " Thanks. That'll make life on this island a million times better."}, {"start": 18825.9, "end": 18836.06, "text": " Stir is out of the walk. Okay. Um, where's the do tasks looks great. Look at that profile picture."}, {"start": 18842.38, "end": 18844.86, "text": " Wait, what is Kathy dreaming of? We need to know."}, {"start": 18855.9, "end": 18859.06, "text": " Wait, should you dream? Spin? Wait, why should you dream about this?"}, {"start": 18876.460000000003, "end": 18878.940000000002, "text": " Um, are they gonna? Oh, no."}, {"start": 18885.9, "end": 18896.9, "text": " Nice. Okay. That was a weird dream."}, {"start": 18896.9, "end": 18911.9, "text": " Ooh! That's cool."}, {"start": 18911.9, "end": 18915.74, "text": " Selling it could also give your wallet a little boost. I don't want to sell it. I wanted to have toys to play with."}, {"start": 18922.54, "end": 18923.54, "text": " Pawn Shop?"}, {"start": 18925.04, "end": 18929.34, "text": " I gotta expand the island a little, man. This is... I gotta have like different places for this."}, {"start": 18931.34, "end": 18933.34, "text": " I gotta have to... I gotta expand."}, {"start": 18934.54, "end": 18935.54, "text": " Put it right here."}, {"start": 18941.9, "end": 18945.9, "text": " We interrupt to bring you some breaking news."}, {"start": 18946.9, "end": 18949.9, "text": " Here's what's happening on our island."}, {"start": 18950.9, "end": 18954.9, "text": " A very rapidly the bullpunch shop has opened on Facebook."}, {"start": 18954.9, "end": 18960.9, "text": " You'll want to visit the right price to sell off any treasure you don't need anymore."}, {"start": 18960.9, "end": 18962.9, "text": " You don't need anymore?"}, {"start": 18962.9, "end": 18966.9, "text": " Well, if you're wanting to do the news with, well, they find my pocket land."}, {"start": 18966.9, "end": 18974.04, "text": " And I was told this treasure is priceless, but the cashier sure was glad to put a price"}, {"start": 18974.04, "end": 18975.04, "text": " tag on it."}, {"start": 18975.04, "end": 18976.04, "text": " Facebook Marketplace."}, {"start": 18976.04, "end": 18977.04, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 18977.04, "end": 18984.600000000002, "text": " Uncapped in crunch, and you're up to date."}, {"start": 18984.600000000002, "end": 18988.32, "text": " Let me check the clothes store, actually."}, {"start": 18988.32, "end": 19002.12, "text": " Well, I know who we're giving that to."}, {"start": 19002.12, "end": 19003.12, "text": " We'll give this to Taz, right?"}, {"start": 19003.12, "end": 19009.12, "text": " That's right, because that'll make him naked."}, {"start": 19009.12, "end": 19019.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19019.12, "end": 19029.12, "text": " Can I give that to Taz?"}, {"start": 19039.12, "end": 19067.6, "text": " This suit jacket, some pants, two pairs of pants."}, {"start": 19067.600000000002, "end": 19074.600000000002, "text": " Baseball cap. I'm gonna get a baseball hat from me."}, {"start": 19084.960000000003, "end": 19091.960000000003, "text": " Oh you can make clothing."}, {"start": 19091.96, "end": 19095.559999999998, "text": " Okay, now the question is, will that look better on the captain?"}, {"start": 19107.719999999998, "end": 19110.079999999998, "text": " Like, this is as close as I'm gonna get for now."}, {"start": 19111.44, "end": 19111.94, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 19113.239999999998, "end": 19114.76, "text": " Now we need a blue hat."}, {"start": 19121.96, "end": 19139.64, "text": " I like that one."}, {"start": 19139.64, "end": 19147.96, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 19147.96, "end": 19152.96, "text": " Maybe we'll make, um, Void float around."}, {"start": 19165.16, "end": 19167.16, "text": " Yeah, you can walk goofily."}, {"start": 19177.96, "end": 19179.96, "text": " No, no, no..."}, {"start": 19179.96, "end": 19181.96, "text": " Okay, so now..."}, {"start": 19181.96, "end": 19185.96, "text": " They're gathered to share pics of Tahiti."}, {"start": 19185.96, "end": 19187.96, "text": " Where are they gathered for this?"}, {"start": 19196.96, "end": 19198.96, "text": " Okay, that's a double level up."}, {"start": 19207.96, "end": 19212.96, "text": " How about a, I don't know, how about a quick build?"}, {"start": 19215.28, "end": 19216.78, "text": " No, I don't care about this."}, {"start": 19219.14, "end": 19220.26, "text": " Okay, I need,"}, {"start": 19222.32, "end": 19224.02, "text": " should we get a doghouse or Taz?"}, {"start": 19225.96, "end": 19227.46, "text": " Doesn't he live in a doghouse?"}, {"start": 19237.96, "end": 19250.16, "text": " And then maybe a gift?"}, {"start": 19250.16, "end": 19251.16, "text": " Muscle building?"}, {"start": 19251.16, "end": 19252.16, "text": " Let's do yoga."}, {"start": 19252.16, "end": 19264.16, "text": " That's right, I gotta give Kathy the cooking show."}, {"start": 19264.16, "end": 19277.36, "text": " Try this one."}, {"start": 19277.36, "end": 19290.52, "text": " Oh, he does not like that."}, {"start": 19290.52, "end": 19295.04, "text": " Um, well, sorry."}, {"start": 19298.96, "end": 19300.64, "text": " I guess just put this on then."}, {"start": 19304.64, "end": 19306.64, "text": " It looks a little distinguished, right?"}, {"start": 19311.8, "end": 19314.8, "text": " It's much to trust on what's sometimes hard."}, {"start": 19317.44, "end": 19318.44, "text": " True."}, {"start": 19320.52, "end": 19321.52, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 19321.52, "end": 19327.36, "text": " Do you know that they get up to stuff even when you're not watching, which you could get"}, {"start": 19327.36, "end": 19330.44, "text": " some kind of daily report on Facebook?"}, {"start": 19330.44, "end": 19336.32, "text": " Perhaps an MNN news station is in order."}, {"start": 19336.32, "end": 19337.32, "text": " Another place of God."}, {"start": 19337.32, "end": 19340.32, "text": " This is going to have to go over here."}, {"start": 19340.32, "end": 19349.98, "text": " I'm not sure what the hell is going on."}, {"start": 19349.98, "end": 19360.62, "text": " So you would come here every day and see what's going on?"}, {"start": 19360.62, "end": 19367.579999999998, "text": " The dolls that come to violent presidents will deliver the island to its last place"}, {"start": 19367.579999999998, "end": 19368.579999999998, "text": " today."}, {"start": 19368.579999999998, "end": 19374.3, "text": " Stop by in an in-daily to make sure you don't miss a single story."}, {"start": 19374.3, "end": 19378.3, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 19378.3, "end": 19380.3, "text": " I'm Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 19380.3, "end": 19383.3, "text": " I'm Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 19383.3, "end": 19390.3, "text": " Alright, this impressing matters do attend to here."}, {"start": 19390.3, "end": 19392.3, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 19392.3, "end": 19394.3, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 19394.3, "end": 19397.3, "text": " I want some clothes that make me look pleasant."}, {"start": 19397.3, "end": 19399.3, "text": " Oh shit, we need to get her a new outfit."}, {"start": 19399.3, "end": 19403.3, "text": " I just made that up. Feel free to use it."}, {"start": 19403.3, "end": 19405.3, "text": " Okay, gotcha. Um, how about..."}, {"start": 19408.3, "end": 19410.3, "text": " We really don't have shit, do we?"}, {"start": 19415.3, "end": 19417.3, "text": " Do you want to wear this?"}, {"start": 19420.3, "end": 19421.3, "text": " Apparently."}, {"start": 19421.3, "end": 19427.3, "text": " Yeah, I've been kneeling throughout my mouth before."}, {"start": 19427.3, "end": 19436.3, "text": " I guess I can't ask myself, it's just getting left unsaid."}, {"start": 19436.3, "end": 19447.3, "text": " It's not a gimp outfit, okay?"}, {"start": 19447.3, "end": 19451.3, "text": " Huh? Hey, good afternoon!"}, {"start": 19451.3, "end": 19454.3, "text": " I want to try living with Kathy."}, {"start": 19454.3, "end": 19458.3, "text": " Try living with- what are you talking about? Living- we don't know each other."}, {"start": 19461.3, "end": 19463.3, "text": " You give me roommates?"}, {"start": 19464.3, "end": 19467.3, "text": " If I live with Kathy, we'd be spending a lot of time together."}, {"start": 19467.3, "end": 19471.3, "text": " What's something you think we enjoy doing every day with Kathy and I live together?"}, {"start": 19472.3, "end": 19474.3, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 19474.3, "end": 19478.46, "text": " I think you're right. I'll be talk to her."}, {"start": 19478.46, "end": 19487.0, "text": " I know right now. Something I'd like to ask you."}, {"start": 19487.0, "end": 19491.5, "text": " What's up my biggest fan?"}, {"start": 19491.5, "end": 19498.399999999998, "text": " Well, if the two of us live together, what's something you think we enjoy doing every day?"}, {"start": 19498.4, "end": 19509.4, "text": " Daily Russian Roulette is fucking crazy man. That's a not once ever."}, {"start": 19509.4, "end": 19512.4, "text": " A perfect match. Let's move in together."}, {"start": 19512.4, "end": 19515.4, "text": " Wait, we're actually going to be best friends."}, {"start": 19518.4, "end": 19520.4, "text": " I want to get that out of me."}, {"start": 19524.4, "end": 19526.4, "text": " I need to like bring myself back into like the"}, {"start": 19526.4, "end": 19530.600000000002, "text": " The geneticist didn't fucking pull out that for my DNA."}, {"start": 19531.600000000002, "end": 19532.600000000002, "text": " This is gonna be a blast."}, {"start": 19533.600000000002, "end": 19535.100000000002, "text": " Don't you think the houses here are a little small?"}, {"start": 19535.7, "end": 19536.9, "text": " I'm thinking I'll need to go to anyone."}, {"start": 19541.0, "end": 19543.600000000002, "text": " Can new house a big house?"}, {"start": 19546.2, "end": 19548.7, "text": " Maybe we take the perfect, we take the upfront lot right here."}, {"start": 19548.7, "end": 19550.0, "text": " No, we take the beach right here."}, {"start": 19550.5, "end": 19551.0, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 19552.0, "end": 19552.5, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 19553.100000000002, "end": 19554.7, "text": " Right on the beach, right front and center."}, {"start": 19556.4, "end": 19560.56, "text": " Best lot in the entire town."}, {"start": 19560.56, "end": 19562.56, "text": " I'm sure we have a quick time waiting in this house together."}, {"start": 19562.56, "end": 19565.56, "text": " Say, do you have any ideas for what to call us, Hope?"}, {"start": 19565.56, "end": 19568.56, "text": " If you have a good name for us, I'd love to hear it."}, {"start": 19568.56, "end": 19571.56, "text": " I got the perfect one."}, {"start": 19586.4, "end": 19611.4, "text": " That is not, that is not, that is not what I said."}, {"start": 19611.4, "end": 19624.280000000002, "text": " Well, are you speaking English?"}, {"start": 19624.280000000002, "end": 19637.24, "text": " Why can't you say ready, sit?"}, {"start": 19637.24, "end": 19638.74, "text": " You can change how they pronounce it after."}, {"start": 19638.74, "end": 19639.24, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 19667.24, "end": 19683.0, "text": " There, the Express Ready set live."}, {"start": 19683.0, "end": 19685.0, "text": " I'll use Xperia Sess rate."}, {"start": 19685.0, "end": 19687.0, "text": " Set. Live."}, {"start": 19691.0, "end": 19693.0, "text": " I'll use Xperia Sess rate."}, {"start": 19693.0, "end": 19695.0, "text": " Set. Live."}, {"start": 19713.0, "end": 19720.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 19720.0, "end": 19723.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 19723.0, "end": 19726.0, "text": " There we go, express."}, {"start": 19726.0, "end": 19727.0, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19727.0, "end": 19728.0, "text": " Succeed."}, {"start": 19728.0, "end": 19733.0, "text": " Why can you not say express?"}, {"start": 19733.0, "end": 19738.0, "text": " Yeah, like express or say express."}, {"start": 19738.0, "end": 19742.0, "text": " What's this deal?"}, {"start": 19742.0, "end": 19756.56, "text": " What the fuck is he saying what is he saying"}, {"start": 19772.0, "end": 19784.72, "text": " I don't understand what is it?"}, {"start": 19784.72, "end": 19789.68, "text": " Okay, there we go."}, {"start": 19789.68, "end": 19801.96, "text": " Why was he saying it's a weird one?"}, {"start": 19801.96, "end": 19802.76, "text": " Checking on us."}, {"start": 19802.76, "end": 19804.36, "text": " The numbers are express."}, {"start": 19804.36, "end": 19805.36, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 19805.36, "end": 19806.36, "text": " Set loop."}, {"start": 19810.16, "end": 19811.36, "text": " It'll be known as..."}, {"start": 19811.36, "end": 19812.559999999998, "text": " It'll be known as..."}, {"start": 19812.559999999998, "end": 19814.559999999998, "text": " It'll be known as..."}, {"start": 19814.559999999998, "end": 19815.36, "text": " That's never happened before."}, {"start": 19815.36, "end": 19815.96, "text": " You never..."}, {"start": 19815.96, "end": 19818.36, "text": " Every time they do the pronunciation, they don't say that."}, {"start": 19826.16, "end": 19827.36, "text": " I walk around the house like this."}, {"start": 19827.36, "end": 19828.36, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 19831.96, "end": 19859.879999999997, "text": " All right, so we're go- this is the new house. What does it look like inside? Whoa, that's crazy."}, {"start": 19861.96, "end": 19869.96, "text": " This, this is my shitty room."}, {"start": 19869.96, "end": 19877.96, "text": " I need a bat, it's getting better than that, this looks awful."}, {"start": 19877.96, "end": 19893.239999999998, "text": " No, I gotta have that."}, {"start": 19893.239999999998, "end": 19898.2, "text": " Get those wings off too."}, {"start": 19898.2, "end": 19903.079999999998, "text": " I gotta do some changes."}, {"start": 19903.08, "end": 19910.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, this is different. Thank you."}, {"start": 19910.960000000003, "end": 19911.960000000003, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 19911.960000000003, "end": 19915.68, "text": " All right, how is this in here?"}, {"start": 19915.68, "end": 19931.84, "text": " Can we have everybody over a big dinner?"}, {"start": 19931.84, "end": 19933.84, "text": " That's cute."}, {"start": 19945.84, "end": 19949.84, "text": " What are we eating? Why are we not eating the tahini-crustini?"}, {"start": 19949.84, "end": 19952.84, "text": " What's this gross shit-breeding? I don't want this."}, {"start": 19961.84, "end": 19967.36, "text": " together. We're gonna have a ball. I should make watching infomercials before that."}, {"start": 19967.36, "end": 19971.36, "text": " I would not be excited about that. That's the least excited thing I've ever heard all day."}, {"start": 19972.64, "end": 19974.32, "text": " That's now I would not be excited by that."}, {"start": 19977.84, "end": 19982.24, "text": " Oh, welcome to Home Express. Ready? Set live."}, {"start": 19984.0, "end": 19986.8, "text": " Sales like Kathy is just as excited to live together as I am."}, {"start": 19986.8, "end": 19988.72, "text": " Let the watching infomercials shenanigans commence."}, {"start": 19991.84, "end": 19999.56, "text": " I feel like I got to get more than a one note personality on my character because the whole"}, {"start": 19999.56, "end": 20006.52, "text": " character is basing his entire life around watching infomercials and Kathy Mitchell."}, {"start": 20006.52, "end": 20010.44, "text": " Like I got to have some more things that I care about."}, {"start": 20010.44, "end": 20015.32, "text": " It's all a one note personality right now."}, {"start": 20015.32, "end": 20016.32, "text": " We need some more friends."}, {"start": 20016.32, "end": 20018.66, "text": " There's gotta be more than one person on the island."}, {"start": 20020.48, "end": 20029.48, "text": " I can't just be this super Omega fan that only has one thing that I care about."}, {"start": 20034.32, "end": 20037.62, "text": " I can be a fan, that's fine, but I gotta have more to do than just-"}, {"start": 20037.62, "end": 20041.72, "text": " I love Kathy Mitchell, and I love Whip for Purchase, and I love Sean Scrum, Italy, I'm just-"}, {"start": 20042.92, "end": 20044.02, "text": " There's gotta be more than that."}, {"start": 20044.32, "end": 20045.42, "text": " I need more hobbies."}, {"start": 20045.420000000002, "end": 20046.54, "text": " What are you doing in our house?"}, {"start": 20050.300000000003, "end": 20052.460000000003, "text": " All right, how are things going? Let's go here."}, {"start": 20058.300000000003, "end": 20059.420000000002, "text": " I got money, right? Yeah."}, {"start": 20067.100000000002, "end": 20069.980000000003, "text": " I like this. This could be like a Miss Piggy room."}, {"start": 20069.98, "end": 20075.98, "text": " This is very Miss Piggy. I like it."}, {"start": 20075.98, "end": 20077.98, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 20081.98, "end": 20083.98, "text": " Please come again."}, {"start": 20091.98, "end": 20093.98, "text": " Did they get along?"}, {"start": 20093.98, "end": 20109.899999999998, "text": " Where's Miss Piggy's house?"}, {"start": 20109.899999999998, "end": 20117.66, "text": " Much better."}, {"start": 20117.66, "end": 20123.1, "text": " Your living room is bigger than all the Mini's houses combined."}, {"start": 20123.100000000002, "end": 20124.100000000002, "text": " They'll get there."}, {"start": 20127.460000000003, "end": 20128.960000000003, "text": " It looks great now."}, {"start": 20128.960000000003, "end": 20129.960000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20134.9, "end": 20135.9, "text": " Get a little room both."}, {"start": 20142.9, "end": 20145.4, "text": " Hi, I was just gonna ask that, so I'm glad you brought it up."}, {"start": 20153.100000000002, "end": 20161.180000000004, "text": " Nintendo Switches?"}, {"start": 20161.180000000004, "end": 20169.06, "text": " He's hallucinating."}, {"start": 20169.06, "end": 20170.38, "text": " What is he dreaming about?"}, {"start": 20170.38, "end": 20172.980000000003, "text": " That's a real question."}, {"start": 20172.980000000003, "end": 20174.460000000003, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 20174.46, "end": 20176.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20179.739999999998, "end": 20183.239999999998, "text": " Here you want to have you want some mint candy"}, {"start": 20190.78, "end": 20192.78, "text": " You like it"}, {"start": 20197.86, "end": 20199.86, "text": " You like it"}, {"start": 20204.46, "end": 20211.46, "text": " I want you two to meet."}, {"start": 20211.46, "end": 20212.46, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 20212.46, "end": 20214.46, "text": " Why do I feel like you two are going to get along?"}, {"start": 20214.46, "end": 20217.46, "text": " Um, hello."}, {"start": 20217.46, "end": 20220.46, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 20220.46, "end": 20222.46, "text": " My name is Void of the Toll."}, {"start": 20222.46, "end": 20225.46, "text": " Hello there, Void of the Toll."}, {"start": 20225.46, "end": 20227.46, "text": " I'm known as Sturt."}, {"start": 20227.46, "end": 20238.34, "text": " The milk cake sucks, dude."}, {"start": 20238.34, "end": 20245.14, "text": " Teeny-crusty-ties, way better."}, {"start": 20245.14, "end": 20255.14, "text": " They seem to be getting along, let's see."}, {"start": 20255.14, "end": 20263.82, "text": " Oh, we're gonna put Taz's doghouse in."}, {"start": 20263.82, "end": 20272.82, "text": " How could I forget?"}, {"start": 20272.82, "end": 20286.3, "text": " the beach houses are inescapable right now can they not leave didn't i build a path for"}, {"start": 20286.3, "end": 20308.14, "text": " them to do the lock-on? Seems happy. Let me go in here, I haven't seen this in a while."}, {"start": 20308.14, "end": 20310.14, "text": " 250 bucks for the seller pin"}, {"start": 20311.5, "end": 20314.66, "text": " Can I do anything with it or should I just sell it come back again"}, {"start": 20325.02, "end": 20330.0, "text": " How about you you two go talk to each other where's West has the YouTube met"}, {"start": 20335.02, "end": 20337.02, "text": " We haven't met yet"}, {"start": 20338.14, "end": 20341.14, "text": " My name is Cap and Crunch."}, {"start": 20341.14, "end": 20343.14, "text": " Hello there, Cap and Crunch."}, {"start": 20343.14, "end": 20345.14, "text": " I know it's Taz."}, {"start": 20349.14, "end": 20352.14, "text": " Sparkle, Pro-Red Seed Pro-Haw."}, {"start": 20353.14, "end": 20356.14, "text": " Sparkle, Pro-Red Seed, Haw."}, {"start": 20356.14, "end": 20358.14, "text": " Poistas."}, {"start": 20358.14, "end": 20377.059999999998, "text": " And even I know Count Chocula would have to be another hour long creation."}, {"start": 20377.059999999998, "end": 20378.059999999998, "text": " Where did I go?"}, {"start": 20378.059999999998, "end": 20379.059999999998, "text": " Am I just hanging on it?"}, {"start": 20379.059999999998, "end": 20380.059999999998, "text": " We're just still in here."}, {"start": 20380.059999999998, "end": 20381.559999999998, "text": " What was I doing again?"}, {"start": 20381.559999999998, "end": 20386.86, "text": " I gotta get those wings off."}, {"start": 20386.86, "end": 20396.86, "text": " Good seeing you."}, {"start": 20396.86, "end": 20399.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20399.86, "end": 20421.86, "text": " How do I take them off?"}, {"start": 20421.86, "end": 20423.86, "text": " I gotta ta- uh, the tailed taz."}, {"start": 20432.74, "end": 20434.74, "text": " Oh, you can see their nicknames and everything, that's cool."}, {"start": 20439.46, "end": 20441.46, "text": " Uh, you need something? What is it?"}, {"start": 20445.940000000002, "end": 20447.940000000002, "text": " Can't stop hiccuping. Oh, I'll get somebody."}, {"start": 20448.66, "end": 20450.66, "text": " Um, how about..."}, {"start": 20451.86, "end": 20458.86, "text": " Are you in trouble?"}, {"start": 20458.86, "end": 20459.86, "text": " These..."}, {"start": 20459.86, "end": 20460.86, "text": " Kick..."}, {"start": 20460.86, "end": 20461.86, "text": " Kick-ups..."}, {"start": 20461.86, "end": 20462.86, "text": " They won't stop..."}, {"start": 20462.86, "end": 20463.86, "text": " Kick..."}, {"start": 20463.86, "end": 20467.86, "text": " So first I do this..."}, {"start": 20467.86, "end": 20469.86, "text": " Then this..."}, {"start": 20469.86, "end": 20475.86, "text": " Oh, I think you're onto something."}, {"start": 20475.86, "end": 20476.86, "text": " It worked."}, {"start": 20476.86, "end": 20477.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20477.86, "end": 20480.86, "text": " No need to thank me."}, {"start": 20480.86, "end": 20505.62, "text": " He's kind of making a lot of friends, I'm not gonna lie, he seems pretty popular."}, {"start": 20505.62, "end": 20514.98, "text": " backstory in this guy I don't even know. Okay I can add a type of clothing, a"}, {"start": 20514.98, "end": 20524.899999999998, "text": " treasure, island landscaping, house exterior. I can make my own house that's"}, {"start": 20524.9, "end": 20531.32, "text": " That's kind of cool."}, {"start": 20531.32, "end": 20534.420000000002, "text": " You can now paint a house exterior."}, {"start": 20534.420000000002, "end": 20535.420000000002, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 20535.420000000002, "end": 20536.420000000002, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 20536.420000000002, "end": 20537.420000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 20537.420000000002, "end": 20545.420000000002, "text": " We interrupt to bring you some breaking news."}, {"start": 20545.420000000002, "end": 20550.420000000002, "text": " Island residents have long dreamed of traveling the world, and now their wish has come true."}, {"start": 20550.420000000002, "end": 20552.920000000002, "text": " We're going to leave the island?"}, {"start": 20552.920000000002, "end": 20558.320000000003, "text": " I'll be given the gift of travel by selecting travel tickets from the Wishing Fountain."}, {"start": 20558.320000000003, "end": 20564.2, "text": " At hearing the news, locals explain, I can't wait to finally take a vacation."}, {"start": 20564.2, "end": 20565.2, "text": " That's Cookie Monster?"}, {"start": 20565.2, "end": 20569.980000000003, "text": " But how can we know what innumerable horrors await us beyond the safety of the million"}, {"start": 20569.980000000003, "end": 20570.980000000003, "text": " shore?"}, {"start": 20570.980000000003, "end": 20571.980000000003, "text": " No it isn't."}, {"start": 20571.980000000003, "end": 20572.980000000003, "text": " It's just a blue circle with black paint on it."}, {"start": 20572.980000000003, "end": 20574.980000000003, "text": " The first of my life trip is an Oceania tour."}, {"start": 20574.980000000003, "end": 20579.480000000003, "text": " I'm told a wish has already been added, so someone can leave immediately."}, {"start": 20579.48, "end": 20584.76, "text": " Wait, where are they going to go?"}, {"start": 20584.76, "end": 20586.48, "text": " Make a void travel."}, {"start": 20586.48, "end": 20596.84, "text": " I'm going to keep void around."}, {"start": 20596.84, "end": 20609.04, "text": " Okay, so travel tickets."}, {"start": 20609.04, "end": 20621.760000000002, "text": " Hawaii toer a trip all over down under who should get to do this"}, {"start": 20631.88, "end": 20635.88, "text": " all right well he gets to go"}, {"start": 20639.04, "end": 20644.04, "text": " You better come back five levels higher."}, {"start": 20644.04, "end": 20648.04, "text": " Oh, are you really gonna get Oceania to work?"}, {"start": 20648.04, "end": 20654.04, "text": " Thank you so much. Time to pack my bags."}, {"start": 20654.04, "end": 20661.04, "text": " Hmm, where's he gonna go? Take some pictures."}, {"start": 20661.04, "end": 20666.04, "text": " It's tough finding a cat up here. Maybe I can hop in his fingers."}, {"start": 20666.04, "end": 20667.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20677.04, "end": 20680.04, "text": " Oh boy. It's Australia's quick delivery."}, {"start": 20680.04, "end": 20681.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20686.04, "end": 20689.04, "text": " You give like at so many points for this. I wish I could keep those on his head."}, {"start": 20689.04, "end": 20691.04, "text": " I got these clothes for days."}, {"start": 20691.04, "end": 20692.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20696.04, "end": 20706.04, "text": " Ah, it's Sherv."}, {"start": 20706.04, "end": 20721.24, "text": " Oh, you got me a koala."}, {"start": 20721.24, "end": 20723.24, "text": " Fucking righteous, mate."}, {"start": 20738.600000000002, "end": 20740.600000000002, "text": " He's eating dog food."}, {"start": 20744.84, "end": 20746.84, "text": " Chat hated that while they got offered."}, {"start": 20751.24, "end": 20756.24, "text": " This is the news for April 19th, 2026."}, {"start": 20756.24, "end": 20760.24, "text": " Oops, we have numbered off straight to report today."}, {"start": 20760.24, "end": 20764.24, "text": " This pity has been working out lately to really get into it."}, {"start": 20764.24, "end": 20767.24, "text": " In fact, she was scheduled for late day today."}, {"start": 20767.24, "end": 20770.24, "text": " But shockingly, she simply decided to not do it."}, {"start": 20770.24, "end": 20774.24, "text": " Which, for comment, this pity told reporters that a lazy side went up."}, {"start": 20774.24, "end": 20777.24, "text": " It's not the boys in my head who's telling me to stay in bed."}, {"start": 20777.24, "end": 20780.600000000002, "text": " She said, yes, it's for the reactions."}, {"start": 20781.2, "end": 20782.88, "text": " I mean, that's amazing."}, {"start": 20783.800000000003, "end": 20786.0, "text": " I never believe this kind of news."}, {"start": 20787.640000000003, "end": 20788.480000000003, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 20789.84, "end": 20792.2, "text": " I'm Tess, and this has been Fort Park News."}, {"start": 20796.0, "end": 20797.480000000003, "text": " You replay your favorites."}, {"start": 20802.0, "end": 20803.760000000002, "text": " Sure, to lock any favorites you want to keep,"}, {"start": 20803.760000000002, "end": 20806.640000000003, "text": " you can lock up to 49 stories, why not 50?"}, {"start": 20807.24, "end": 20808.24, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20808.24, "end": 20814.24, "text": " It looks like we're having a little bit of a party, hold on."}, {"start": 20814.24, "end": 20819.88, "text": " There's a lot of people in here."}, {"start": 20819.88, "end": 20822.0, "text": " Let's like throw a party."}, {"start": 20822.0, "end": 20825.52, "text": " Oh, they're planning a gathering here."}, {"start": 20825.52, "end": 20827.320000000003, "text": " This is going to be awesome."}, {"start": 20827.320000000003, "end": 20829.4, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 20829.4, "end": 20833.4, "text": " Everybody in."}, {"start": 20833.4, "end": 20840.4, "text": " Oh, yeah, I heard about that a while ago."}, {"start": 20840.4, "end": 20843.4, "text": " But you know what?"}, {"start": 20843.4, "end": 20849.4, "text": " We never finished talking about the planet."}, {"start": 20849.4, "end": 20854.4, "text": " That distraction is different than when we were having a party."}, {"start": 20854.4, "end": 20857.4, "text": " We were having a party."}, {"start": 20857.4, "end": 20859.4, "text": " We have a fish talking about the planet."}, {"start": 20859.4, "end": 20865.0, "text": " Uh, that distraction is different than what we were having about the pizza."}, {"start": 20865.0, "end": 20867.4, "text": " I call it a cold pizza."}, {"start": 20867.4, "end": 20869.4, "text": " Huh, right."}, {"start": 20869.4, "end": 20872.4, "text": " Totally different. Anyway, as I was saying..."}, {"start": 20873.4, "end": 20875.4, "text": " And just when you pick things, I just don't..."}, {"start": 20875.4, "end": 20877.4, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 20877.4, "end": 20879.4, "text": " I don't... I don't think..."}, {"start": 20879.4, "end": 20883.4, "text": " They're arguing about caffeine, Mitchell... wait, why are we fighting about this?"}, {"start": 20883.4, "end": 20885.4, "text": " Oh, that way! Superst..."}, {"start": 20885.4, "end": 20897.420000000002, "text": " past you guys need to chill oh they feel strongly about Tahiti what did you"}, {"start": 20897.420000000002, "end": 20907.800000000003, "text": " write here four days ago well I guess you put a tahini lover in a loves"}, {"start": 20907.800000000003, "end": 20910.84, "text": " cookies and they say that's their favorite food you're gonna see a little"}, {"start": 20910.84, "end": 20929.04, "text": " the battle she just doesn't have any idea what's gone on in the other room all"}, {"start": 20929.04, "end": 20931.440000000002, "text": " Alright, let's make it weird."}, {"start": 20952.8, "end": 20953.3, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 20954.34, "end": 20954.84, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20959.04, "end": 20962.04, "text": " Oh no, wait a second."}, {"start": 20976.04, "end": 20978.04, "text": " Oh this is so stupid."}, {"start": 20978.04, "end": 20980.04, "text": " Um, I mean, whatever."}, {"start": 20989.04, "end": 20991.04, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 21007.04, "end": 21011.04, "text": " I'm still mad. I'm still- I gotta get at her. I'm killing the vibe."}, {"start": 21019.04, "end": 21022.04, "text": " Applecats, crunchy, and all in one."}, {"start": 21022.04, "end": 21025.04, "text": " And all in one."}, {"start": 21025.04, "end": 21028.04, "text": " Um, something you need."}, {"start": 21032.04, "end": 21035.04, "text": " Uh, how do I give the cooking show?"}, {"start": 21035.04, "end": 21037.04, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 21037.04, "end": 21049.04, "text": " No! Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 21049.04, "end": 21061.04, "text": " What do I do about that? I guess they're just gonna..."}, {"start": 21061.04, "end": 21071.04, "text": " This is getting a little too heated, you got to go."}, {"start": 21071.04, "end": 21079.84, "text": " It's getting too heated in here."}, {"start": 21079.84, "end": 21082.04, "text": " Really light in the mood, let me give you something."}, {"start": 21082.04, "end": 21083.04, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 21083.04, "end": 21084.04, "text": " I'm Jerry."}, {"start": 21084.04, "end": 21085.04, "text": " You know, from Express?"}, {"start": 21085.04, "end": 21086.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21086.04, "end": 21087.04, "text": " Sit with?"}, {"start": 21087.04, "end": 21088.64, "text": " What? Sit, Luke?"}, {"start": 21088.64, "end": 21094.24, "text": " We're not going to self-insert ourselves into something we didn't do and had nothing to do with and weren't part of the production at all."}, {"start": 21094.24, "end": 21096.24, "text": " I wasn't part of that."}, {"start": 21096.24, "end": 21100.74, "text": " Just because you live with somebody doesn't mean you're on the show that they did 20 years ago."}, {"start": 21103.74, "end": 21106.74, "text": " Here. Hey, just have yourself a tahini crusty and just chill out."}, {"start": 21108.74, "end": 21111.04, "text": " Okay. No. Not right now."}, {"start": 21111.04, "end": 21112.440000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21112.440000000002, "end": 21113.440000000002, "text": " You just pant?"}, {"start": 21117.04, "end": 21124.04, "text": " Get over here right now, young man."}, {"start": 21124.04, "end": 21129.04, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 21129.04, "end": 21130.04, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21130.04, "end": 21131.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21131.04, "end": 21132.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21132.04, "end": 21133.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21133.04, "end": 21134.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21134.04, "end": 21135.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21135.04, "end": 21136.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21136.04, "end": 21137.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21137.04, "end": 21138.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21138.04, "end": 21139.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21139.04, "end": 21140.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21140.04, "end": 21141.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21141.04, "end": 21142.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21142.04, "end": 21143.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21143.04, "end": 21144.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21144.04, "end": 21145.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21145.04, "end": 21146.04, "text": " Her."}, {"start": 21146.04, "end": 21156.04, "text": " I will do fighting."}, {"start": 21156.04, "end": 21162.64, "text": " Um, do you need me?"}, {"start": 21162.64, "end": 21169.72, "text": " If the meteor were about to hit the planet, the only thing I try to save is my chocolate"}, {"start": 21169.72, "end": 21171.72, "text": " Chip Cookie"}, {"start": 21179.64, "end": 21181.64, "text": " Yum"}, {"start": 21182.84, "end": 21184.84, "text": " How's that for a cookie?"}, {"start": 21184.84, "end": 21189.84, "text": " You okay?"}, {"start": 21189.84, "end": 21194.84, "text": " That means she's hot?"}, {"start": 21194.84, "end": 21200.84, "text": " I'm a little upset right now!"}, {"start": 21200.84, "end": 21205.84, "text": " I don't usually get mad like this, but my soul is fully upset me!"}, {"start": 21205.84, "end": 21210.84, "text": " What did he do?"}, {"start": 21210.84, "end": 21213.08, "text": " What did he do?"}, {"start": 21213.08, "end": 21217.84, "text": " Here, let me give you some, let me give you a lasagna."}, {"start": 21217.84, "end": 21219.84, "text": " Hey, how's that popcorn?"}, {"start": 21219.84, "end": 21220.84, "text": " What popcorn?"}, {"start": 21220.84, "end": 21221.84, "text": " Do you like popcorn?"}, {"start": 21221.84, "end": 21222.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21222.84, "end": 21223.84, "text": " And uh, Christina."}, {"start": 21223.84, "end": 21232.84, "text": " I feel like I'm having way too much stuff from my shoulders."}, {"start": 21232.84, "end": 21233.84, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21233.84, "end": 21238.84, "text": " I feel like there could be way too much shit for my shoulders."}, {"start": 21238.84, "end": 21239.84, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21239.84, "end": 21243.76, "text": " And I'm probably gonna..."}, {"start": 21243.76, "end": 21244.76, "text": " I want to..."}, {"start": 21244.76, "end": 21248.2, "text": " I want to take any pristine right now actually."}, {"start": 21248.2, "end": 21249.2, "text": " That sounds amazing."}, {"start": 21249.2, "end": 21258.56, "text": " I'm probably gonna call it here."}, {"start": 21258.56, "end": 21259.56, "text": " This is a fun day though."}, {"start": 21259.56, "end": 21260.56, "text": " I had a lot of fun."}, {"start": 21260.56, "end": 21266.34, "text": " I feel like a lot happened today and I really didn't plan on that to be the case, but it was fun"}, {"start": 21274.04, "end": 21276.04, "text": " But he needs something"}, {"start": 21281.56, "end": 21286.08, "text": " Hello, I want to be friends with I can make that happen"}, {"start": 21287.68, "end": 21289.68, "text": " What should we talk about?"}, {"start": 21290.56, "end": 21303.56, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 21303.56, "end": 21307.56, "text": " I've never got a pick of Russian roulette."}, {"start": 21307.56, "end": 21312.56, "text": " Um, what would they both like?"}, {"start": 21312.56, "end": 21314.56, "text": " Tornadoes?"}, {"start": 21314.56, "end": 21319.56, "text": " Talk about cereal."}, {"start": 21319.56, "end": 21323.56, "text": " I guess that's... we could do that."}, {"start": 21323.56, "end": 21327.56, "text": " Sugar?"}, {"start": 21327.56, "end": 21331.56, "text": " That makes more sense."}, {"start": 21331.56, "end": 21335.56, "text": " No, not sugar, but an X."}, {"start": 21343.56, "end": 21347.56, "text": " Sugar!"}, {"start": 21347.56, "end": 21351.4, "text": " Got it. I'll go talk to him about his sugar."}, {"start": 21351.4, "end": 21357.08, "text": " Why is he wearing a janitor outfit? Because that's the closest that I could get to his blue pirate captain outfit."}, {"start": 21358.36, "end": 21359.960000000003, "text": " Hey uh, Tess."}, {"start": 21363.800000000003, "end": 21366.04, "text": " Do you feel like talking about..."}, {"start": 21368.440000000002, "end": 21369.48, "text": " a sugar?"}, {"start": 21371.72, "end": 21373.32, "text": " Why is he saying it like Mario?"}, {"start": 21373.32, "end": 21375.32, "text": " They want a dog with a sugar!"}, {"start": 21375.32, "end": 21376.32, "text": " A dog with a sugar?"}, {"start": 21376.32, "end": 21377.32, "text": " A dad's."}, {"start": 21377.32, "end": 21379.32, "text": " You let me have a dog with a..."}, {"start": 21379.32, "end": 21382.32, "text": " They found an ancient sugar here on Facebook"}, {"start": 21382.32, "end": 21385.32, "text": " that's supposedly 500 years old."}, {"start": 21387.32, "end": 21389.32, "text": " Well, when it's human,"}, {"start": 21389.32, "end": 21391.32, "text": " what life was like back then?"}, {"start": 21391.32, "end": 21392.32, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 21392.32, "end": 21395.32, "text": " Thanks for sparking my imagination, Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 21396.32, "end": 21398.32, "text": " Ha. Of course."}, {"start": 21398.32, "end": 21400.32, "text": " I guess that little blonde sugar"}, {"start": 21400.32, "end": 21414.32, "text": " I would pick in Russian roulette for the next one, doesn't matter what the conversation is, I'm gonna pick it up, promise."}, {"start": 21427.32, "end": 21429.32, "text": " Now they're getting closer."}, {"start": 21430.32, "end": 21434.48, "text": " I think it's just Cap'n, right?"}, {"start": 21434.48, "end": 21438.04, "text": " Cap'n, what's hanging out?"}, {"start": 21438.04, "end": 21440.04, "text": " Cap'n and Taz, that's perfect."}, {"start": 21440.04, "end": 21446.84, "text": " I knew my sugar knowledge would come in handy one day."}, {"start": 21446.84, "end": 21449.84, "text": " But Cap'n is the sharp one."}, {"start": 21449.84, "end": 21455.6, "text": " Cap'n, I'm not going to let this go."}, {"start": 21455.600000000002, "end": 21462.88, "text": " Is it friends to lovers I think these are the only gay characters on the island, so I"}, {"start": 21467.800000000003, "end": 21471.840000000004, "text": " Think these are only bisexual characters, so they're good. I don't know"}, {"start": 21475.120000000003, "end": 21481.36, "text": " Wait, is Cookie Monster gay or bi or is Cookie Monster straight? I don't remember what I made everybody"}, {"start": 21481.36, "end": 21483.36, "text": " And I think it's only these two that are bisexual"}, {"start": 21485.600000000002, "end": 21495.2, "text": " to"}, {"start": 21495.2, "end": 21498.500000000004, "text": " help Ms. Piggy's you OK were she"}, {"start": 21498.500000000004, "end": 21500.680000000004, "text": " with the way it's going on here what"}, {"start": 21500.680000000004, "end": 21501.800000000003, "text": " in cooking most what are you showing"}, {"start": 21501.800000000003, "end": 21508.960000000003, "text": " on your laptop"}, {"start": 21508.96, "end": 21510.96, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 21517.66, "end": 21521.66, "text": " Here, how about like a... how about the koala?"}, {"start": 21532.059999999998, "end": 21536.059999999998, "text": " Okay, doing better."}, {"start": 21538.96, "end": 21545.66, "text": " I think they're just kind of getting along. That was weird, though."}, {"start": 21545.66, "end": 21549.36, "text": " Oh, look! She loves it."}, {"start": 21549.36, "end": 21555.86, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 21555.86, "end": 21560.86, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21560.86, "end": 21566.86, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 21566.86, "end": 21576.940000000002, "text": " Um, hello. I've been thinking lately that Cap'n Crunch and I could get to know each other better."}, {"start": 21577.66, "end": 21581.420000000002, "text": " Do you think Cap'n Crunch and I would make a good team?"}, {"start": 21582.22, "end": 21585.82, "text": " I don't. I don't think so. Sorry."}, {"start": 21588.78, "end": 21590.38, "text": " But I'm gonna say I guess so."}, {"start": 21591.58, "end": 21592.14, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 21592.14, "end": 21599.14, "text": " I only got two pieces of brain matter out of that."}, {"start": 21599.14, "end": 21606.14, "text": " I don't think, I think he's sad about it, what I just did."}, {"start": 21606.14, "end": 21612.14, "text": " Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 21612.14, "end": 21620.739999999998, "text": " I've got a fun idea."}, {"start": 21620.739999999998, "end": 21624.18, "text": " Wanna play Pixel Quiz?"}, {"start": 21624.18, "end": 21626.98, "text": " Let's play."}, {"start": 21626.98, "end": 21630.82, "text": " Guess what the pixelated item is?"}, {"start": 21630.82, "end": 21634.26, "text": " Here's your first pixelated item."}, {"start": 21634.26, "end": 21635.579999999998, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 21635.579999999998, "end": 21637.579999999998, "text": " That's a green bean."}, {"start": 21637.579999999998, "end": 21639.579999999998, "text": " Uh, chili pepper."}, {"start": 21639.58, "end": 21647.88, "text": " The answer is, green chili pepper."}, {"start": 21647.88, "end": 21651.760000000002, "text": " Next up, your second pixelated button."}, {"start": 21651.760000000002, "end": 21653.280000000002, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 21653.280000000002, "end": 21656.280000000002, "text": " Slice of watermelon."}, {"start": 21656.280000000002, "end": 21661.280000000002, "text": " The answer is, watermelon."}, {"start": 21661.280000000002, "end": 21665.120000000003, "text": " And finally, the last pixelated item."}, {"start": 21665.120000000003, "end": 21666.120000000003, "text": " This could be a little harder."}, {"start": 21666.120000000003, "end": 21667.120000000003, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 21667.120000000003, "end": 21668.120000000003, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 21668.12, "end": 21674.12, "text": " I an oyster that's probably an oyster no wait what's a cleon"}, {"start": 21688.12, "end": 21690.12, "text": " I win"}, {"start": 21698.12, "end": 21700.12, "text": " Thanks for the small packages."}, {"start": 21703.719999999998, "end": 21705.719999999998, "text": " What am I gonna do with one of those?"}, {"start": 21721.12, "end": 21723.12, "text": " Alright this time I'm gonna get it right."}, {"start": 21723.12, "end": 21725.12, "text": " Green light."}, {"start": 21725.12, "end": 21728.12, "text": " They bait you really bad at the end?"}, {"start": 21728.12, "end": 21731.12, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 21731.12, "end": 21733.12, "text": " Green light."}, {"start": 21733.12, "end": 21735.12, "text": " Red light."}, {"start": 21737.12, "end": 21739.12, "text": " Green light."}, {"start": 21739.12, "end": 21741.12, "text": " Red light."}, {"start": 21741.12, "end": 21743.12, "text": " Alright, don't go."}, {"start": 21743.12, "end": 21745.12, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21745.12, "end": 21747.12, "text": " Green light."}, {"start": 21747.12, "end": 21749.12, "text": " Well done."}, {"start": 21749.12, "end": 21751.12, "text": " Big chat."}, {"start": 21751.12, "end": 21753.12, "text": " I've been a first time with that, not this time."}, {"start": 21774.6, "end": 21776.6, "text": " Why are you giving that to me?"}, {"start": 21776.6, "end": 21778.6, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 21781.12, "end": 21787.36, "text": " why do you have that? I just hand to somebody."}, {"start": 21788.8, "end": 21794.28, "text": " all right things are going good on Facebook Island"}, {"start": 21799.32, "end": 21804.12, "text": " oh god this chat is freaking me out"}, {"start": 21804.12, "end": 21814.12, "text": " Finally, I bought a couple things and then I'm gonna call it."}, {"start": 21814.12, "end": 21821.8, "text": " I'll get a couple of benches."}, {"start": 21821.8, "end": 21828.8, "text": " I feel like this is going to be more seeding."}, {"start": 21828.8, "end": 21837.8, "text": " How about right in front of the thumb?"}, {"start": 21837.8, "end": 21838.8, "text": " That looks good."}, {"start": 21838.8, "end": 21845.8, "text": " Maybe spin it so people can sit here and talk?"}, {"start": 21845.8, "end": 21848.8, "text": " Can I not put it here?"}, {"start": 21848.8, "end": 21850.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21850.8, "end": 21862.8, "text": " If I say we'll just kind of look at the ocean, very nice."}, {"start": 21862.8, "end": 21867.8, "text": " How about a palm tree right here too, I don't know."}, {"start": 21867.8, "end": 21868.8, "text": " Some weeds."}, {"start": 21868.8, "end": 21876.8, "text": " And how about a big rock?"}, {"start": 21876.8, "end": 21890.48, "text": " nice. All right, that's it. I'll see you guys later. I might be live in the next couple"}, {"start": 21890.48, "end": 21895.8, "text": " of days. Just keep an eye on this us. Again, we'll keep playing this at the end of each"}, {"start": 21895.8, "end": 21904.16, "text": " stream for like an hour or two each time until I'm kind of just done with it, which we'll"}, {"start": 21904.16, "end": 21917.68, "text": " see. I think it's fun. It's a very cute little game, isn't it? But yeah, maybe the next couple"}, {"start": 21917.68, "end": 21923.36, "text": " of days, maybe midweek. I think we're going to do some horseman stuff this midweek. So"}, {"start": 21923.36, "end": 21928.0, "text": " at the very least, you'll see me on probably like a, or somewhere around that like Wednesday"}, {"start": 21928.0, "end": 21934.64, "text": " Thursday-ish. But I might be live sooner than that. Just kind of like today, just jump around,"}, {"start": 21934.64, "end": 21942.0, "text": " play a few things, and just go for it. But yeah, take care yourselves. See you later."}, {"start": 21942.56, "end": 21946.88, "text": " Thank you for hanging out. Thanks for supporting the stream."}, {"start": 21949.84, "end": 21950.8, "text": " See you soon. Take care."}]}