and
W A S D W A S D I'm doing today.
I up.
Morning.
Or good afternoon to those of you on the East Coast.
If you're in Europe.
Hey.
Have a happy sundown.
Six p.m.?
Well, what up?
Uh, I'm just gonna play some games.
I saw this.
I actually was paying attention to this one.
This one was showing up a lot, it looked like it was a year or two.
This mouse PI game, the Steam NexPass, right?
This is kind of all over the place.
Seemed pretty cool.
I didn't really check it out, but I watched clips of it.
I said, that's a pretty darn looking interesting game.
And it's out, so I'm going to play it.
Also we'll check in with the island.
I'll probably play for like an hour or two at the end of the stream.
Just to check in, maybe make another character, maybe just mess around.
I might play another game too.
I'm just going to see how it goes.
I'm just going to see how it goes.
Yeah, I'll check Facebook.
Well, Resident Evil?
Resident Evil is going to have to be when I'm in phase 3 of my recovery period, as I just
hit phase 2.
Will we play in Resident Evil 9?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I definitely can't play it now though.
I just barely started to feel better like four or five, six days ago.
And like getting jump-scared and having muscle contractions just...
I don't...
I can't go back.
I'm not going back.
Hey, I ain't going back.
I've, I've, my new, my new life here, as I take this all sort of Kaleidoship incredibly
seriously now.
Uh, we're getting rid of a bunch of like additives.
I'm not eating certain fucking foods anymore, like I, I'm going full on, I'm going full
out on this.
I'm not playing scary games anymore.
I'm just kidding.
That's not happening.
ads well no there'll be ads here no they won't maybe they will I don't know not
today tons of ads you reach the old man status I'd say as of now you you I won't
be speaking about this very much in the future I think I think I'm okay now I
I guess some other issues that I have to figure out I got I guess some fucking issues
Connected to this it's gonna take a while to get all the way there
But I think this is the last time you'll hear about it for a while
So let's go
You're gonna go to bed at 9 p.m. Oh that sometimes happens dude
Don't they can laugh?
It's ma- no it's not about laughing, I mean it kind of is laughing but...
It's mainly the like, GAH!
The contractions that happen with like an immediate electrified lightning strike jump
scare.
That I don't want a TMI or anything but I just, I will end it there.
And no it's not about like pooping my pants.
That's a joke.
The scary, awful reality of the Ulcer and Kaleida stuff is way, way gnarlier than that.
I will not get into the details.
Okay, what should I put- this game looks cool.
Uh, I'm not doing rookie.
experience for shooter fans. Let's do detective. Alright, here we go. So this is an FPS.
Normal difficulty, Andy. I'm doing normal.
Oh, this is weird.
Okay that's Dash.
Alright chase after the target.
Check out the poster.
Quick and steady solve the case.
Dash with left shift.
I feel like I'm gonna do that every 10 seconds.
We're gonna look at clues everywhere.
We're gonna look at the clues.
Okay.
Music's great.
trailer went cold used the brush
press M to use the brush
oh it's a hey you go that way button
love it already
Oh, a clue.
Watch your step detective jump.
Oh, any secrets?
What's this money under there?
Oh, shit.
Double jump?
Oh.
Great art style, I mean it looks, yeah it looks cool.
Ooooooh!
I feel like this is going to be a good one, is it bullets?
Just a scratch. Get healed with our Wonder Drug.
Press E to Chug it.
I picked the right tool.
Uh, Tab browser arsenal, aren't I?
Oh my god.
Cool.
Can I hold it or do I again I have to use it immediately I think?
Is this a gog at a game?
I think so.
It might be.
Yeah, I can turn, I can make the game incredibly frosty looking.
Save the game.
Got a typewriter, save.
Let's do it.
Got 28 bucks.
Safe is locked, I need a tail pick.
Wait, there's the story.
Alright, set each tumbler into place and reach the other side.
So I have to let go.
Like, just all the way around.
How does this work?
Oh, that's weird.
That's a cool way to do that, I like that, that's fun.
Alright, is that everything, let's go.
Are they headshots?
Fire D, long white and leading to switches, follow them to open the connected door.
Oh, there it is.
I think I'm gonna bomb this too, uh, one of the mouse buttons.
Yellow tape in a colorless world? What?
Oh my goodness, I shot his head off.
This is cigarette music, yeah this is definitely cigarette music, you're right.
Let me find this too, hold on.
Can I get to this, there we go.
I'm going to be doing that all the time, alright.
I'll control it, there we go.
All right, so dashes left shift. I want that on like this.
Is that weird to put that there?
And dynamite I want here. Yeah, okay.
Something, oh wait, kick is not assigned. Let's do f is fine.
Yeah, that's much better.
Jack Pepper.
That was a big roulette wheel, that's cool.
I fucked up a little bit here it's my fault
excuse me I turned the brightness up a little too high and it's fine
We're gonna die here alone.
I'm getting smoked.
Give me the heal.
You suck at this?
That's where one person said that.
I don't care.
I gotta get all the money, right?
I don't want to leave a single coin.
Oh dude! Wait, I can actually do it!
That's five cheeses! Oh come on dude, really?
I gotta get the five cheeses on with. Do it! What the fuck?
actually does this use money maybe you can't win you can do this down the
street anyways all right
How did I miss a bad enemy times?
Well, those are the TF2 healing sounds that you'd be surprised how often you hear those
in other games.
Yeah, don't you just- I want that folder.
I want the video game sound folder and just- I want to go one by one and be like, oh, that
Toro put him sound. I want that library. But where do you get that? What is it?
It's available for download, but what's it called?
Source Engine Audio Asset Library.
In Competech by Kevin McLeod.
Well, I mean that's music, but whatever.
I think I might want to put kick on another button too.
You missing loot?
I didn't miss loot, what did I miss?
I didn't see any loot.
I'm a loot maniac, dude. I don't miss loot.
Wait, am I going to miss loot up here?
Ooh, what's this?
I see no one crime story really starts
until somebody drops dead.
I guess he can make a collected comic book?
That's cool.
See, that guy shut that guy up.
I didn't miss any loot.
Look, see?
I collected all of it.
Look at this.
That's good to fuck out of here.
I can't get scared. That would just be being an idiot. That's not real scares.
Oh, this one's tough.
Aw, dude, that one was tough. Wait, what?
Oh, I only have a certain amount of moves.
I didn't even see that.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! I wanna go back! I wanna go back!
Wait, wha- why can't I go back? Why can't I do this again?
I was gonna undo. I can't undo?
Why the fuck can I undo? I wanna undo that!
I didn't know that you could...
Get me in there!
Okay, well, now I understand.
I didn't realize what's going on.
Dude, it's a loot maniac.
Yeah, I'm a loot maniac.
Doesn't mean I get it all.
Hey, that was my fucking Diablo 2 barbarians name.
Flute Mania.
I would join lobbies and I would say, hey, let me last hit, as I had two bloodletters,
gladiacies which were the daggers that had the magic find on it I couldn't hurt
anything I had like 600% magic find I just joined lobbies to get the last hit
so we would get a shitload of it I was a loot mania everybody know me
when I would join a lobby who'd be like oh shit thank God he's here and
everyone would kill stuff around me and as long as I got the last hit on the
Everyone was like super happy about it.
That was you?
Yeah, that was me.
We probably were in a game together at some point.
I have no ammo left.
Wait, what?
How do I have no ammo?
I would whirlwind around just to have the hit indicators happen.
I didn't hurt anything, but I just wanted people to think I was still doing stuff.
Now you're specifically pausing to look for loot.
Cause I know that all you, all you clippers
you gotta find them one place that I didn't get the coin and you're gonna be like
Look, I told you you didn't get a coin!
And no one's even gonna watch it.
That clip's gonna have one view.
Oh no, but it's gonna have four views.
It's gonna be you four times.
You're gonna put it in your Discord group and you're gonna, this is what you're gonna
do.
You're gonna put it in your Discord group and go, look, I caught him.
You're gonna refresh that page 24 hours from now.
Still got three views, the three of them were you.
your own buddies didn't want to click it and they're gonna be like oh yeah dude
that's what crazy and you know they didn't even open it I can see everybody
Fusion Hand!
I'm gonna do this game.
Why are you big-leaguing mom-and-pop clippers?
I don't just fuck it around.
Okay, did I get to spend the money?
Talk to Wanda.
I like the environments in this game.
I like the 2D3D.
It works.
This one disappeared mid-show right in front of a handful of surprised mice
Some say it's a kidnapping others and I figured it might interest you
Goes by the name
magnificent bandal
Or whatever
Bandal as in Steve Bandal. I know Steve Bandal. You know him. You could say that
All right, I'm going in hold your whiskers Jack. You're not gonna get past the yellow tape without cred or a pass
She just said yellow tape. Didn't somebody just say yellow tape picture?
Let's just say the officer guarding the backstage is intellectually innocent.
I'll give it a shot.
Alright, show your ID to the cop.
I'm not so sure where to go though.
Alright, truth be told, I'm not kidding around. I was gonna go this way.
And I still am because it's probably secrets.
Whoa.
I was making the joke that, oh, where do we go?
Mouseberg stinks.
Let's go for it.
What about this? This is lit up.
Writers untie.
This world is just fucking booming. This world is oozing with charm.
No entry without an ID.
Oh, here you go, officer.
Oh, um, looking great today, Miss Fuller.
Oh, you!
to get the green room, okay?
Do I have like a mouse vision?
Well,
small-time actress found dead.
One of the recent Mausburg Herald issues,
most of it is filled with rather unremarkable articles about city life.
But a curious piece appears on the last page.
One Betty Lynch,
small-time actress and former assistant to Steve the Magnificent Bandal,
was found dead.
The police ruled out foul play and the case was promptly closed by the authorities.
Ladder.
And key.
Okay.
How would I figure this out?
I don't know... I... I don't know.... I don't know.
I figured it out.
Case solved.
Oh my god, hi.
Am I not supposed to be here?
Alright, dressing room, where's the green one?
Dressing- ooh, hold on.
Take a picture of this?
Well, there's a frog in there.
Slick poster probably space the Grand Magus, waving a stick presumably in front of a cheering
crowd the name Vandal is highlighted.
Life's treat you pretty good, Steve.
What's this?
Old Patriots' name is Cheese to an unsettling degree most heard as Mouseburg General Upper
Crust.
One name stands out Betty DeFiddle, stand-in assistant, complete with her home address
could be worth a visit.
An address book.
Steve had an assistant.
Okay.
And she lives nearby.
Oh, I want to do, um, I want to do that
scrandle thing too.
Ah, the bandle, scrandle,
I wanted to like do it.
Alright, the coast is as clear as
it's going to get.
Oh, money!
Nice.
Okay, cool.
Will you complete this?
I'm just playing it.
I'm having fun right now.
How long is it?
That seems like something I'd be interested in just kind of playing.
I'm playing it right now, man.
Only schmucks and skip armor packs
Cheese
No rush I
I mean, I just opened it.
I gotta hurry up and get to the end of this fucking game, dude.
Dude, I just got to the end of the 100% install on Steam.
I gotta get to the end.
Charlie Pepper.
I'm going to pull a Travaganza, tricky dick, swamp man, and Osberg Roaring 20s, two-headed
man. Alright, I see the leaf. But don't miss any secrets. Is that collectible money? Wait,
collectible.
I'll hit the floor.
Cool. I guess I'll collect the whole comic
eventually.
One of the horsemen scheduled. I think we're going to do something this coming week here.
Probably midweek.
There are some fun ideas floating around. I think it's gonna be a good time.
Alright, I gotta get out of here.
Okay, exit.
But what about over here?
Oh, I already was here.
the assistance apartment whoa kick kick
Is that it for Tomodachi?
I am too.
Seems like it's going to be a fun time.
I was trying to think of who I want to make and we're going to implement some rules on
the island.
So I don't think I'm going to make any more real people.
I think we're only making cartoon characters.
By the way, we have to make some original characters.
I haven't made an original character in a long time.
It's been a very long time.
We're going to make some new faces here.
Can't just be Beagleberry.
It can't just be, you know, Cookie Monster.
We got to make some new people.
All right.
Don't fuck this up.
This one doesn't have a limit.
Shit.
Fuck.
Come on.
Shit, hold on.
That's a lot of money.
need you to take a second. Sometimes you have to take a second. I heard the wheels turning.
Yeah, sometimes they grind to a halt because somebody throws a wrench in it. The wheels are
turning just fine and then somebody decides they're going to throw a stick into your spokes.
Nothing. How can there be nothing?
Explosives on the move. Hit E to pick it up or E to kick it flying or F to kick it flying.
shinglers and their explosive barrels.
Well that's weird.
Put a radio voice filter on?
No, no, that's cringe.
I'm gonna blow this wall up.
Totally normal wall.
I gotta get in there.
What if I just blow that up?
I thought I was gonna pick it up.
Oh, I could have anviled him.
I was just so bloodthirsty, I could have just anviled that guy.
It even told me to do it.
Oh, the cartoons, no kill.
Well now it's there to do it to somebody else.
of
the
I thought it was a cheeseburger, give me that.
I'd say dead if you go in here.
Lost fight.
Yeah, I gotta re-bind that too.
Hold on.
Kick is going here, not F.
Dynamite is going to be G. Hello? What the hell happened? Dash is this? Yeah. Kick
Is this, yes?
Dynamite G confirmed.
There we go, alright.
Is this game red-ebb?
Cause that was fucking brutal.
That just melted their skin off.
And it turned to ashes.
How is that not an M rated thing?
Did you get a new mic?
I feel like I have to answer that every day.
And I never answer them, so we'll have to bail out the guests.
It's an old cartoon, Emirating didn't exist yet.
Okay, do you think that the old Looney Tunes would be rated differently?
Do you think like, would Bugs Bunny like, shoot Elmer Fudd in the face with the fucking
shotgun?
Like, is that tea for teen?
What is that?
I like these.
This is cool.
What is Looney Tunes?
Looney Tunes replay anywhere?
The old Merry Melodies.
Does that replay anywhere?
Is it syndicated on any network?
Does nobody have that? Why does nobody pick that up?
It's on 2B. It's on Boomerang. What?
Boomerang.
That should not be on Boomerang.
That should be somewhere else.
Uh...
And this is bad?
I'm carrying run.
Alright, you say I need one round trip to New York City?
You say I gotta get out of here? I gotta be out of here? You say I gotta get quicker? I gotta lie? You're gonna...
Why are you looking at me like that, fool?
You're that ugly monk.
I fit right in.
And don't stop me in New Jersey first. I don't wanna go to New Jersey first. Give you right to New York City.
Direct flight.
Yeah, I did.
I tried.
Well, get out of the way.
I do love the art style though, it's great.
It's a lot of character.
It's a staff only though, I'm not allowed in here.
Alright, shall I turn this off?
I can't save with this in my hand.
Yeah, well, new gun.
I didn't know you could use your hands.
That's so cool.
I didn't know you could do that, but yeah, I think.
Imagine if they had to go back and make all the bugs money cards.
It's M.
Oh my God.
The smoking in it now?
That's so sad.
Get away from me.
The three Stooges would be rated M probably.
That's a big point.
Okay, do you think that the old Looney Tunes are on the same level as the old Beavis and
Butthead cartoons?
Do you think Beavis and Butthead and Bugs Bunny belong in the same tier?
All I'm saying is I don't think I don't think Beavis ever shot Butthead in the face with a shotgun
I'm just saying
Do you know how many times Bugs Bunny shot Daffy duck in the face with a gun?
Every other episode
I think I'm good, right?
Missed the loot?
Not the loot maniac.
Yeah, I ain't missing that.
I don't get that.
head cut off beavis' finger with a chainsaw. Bugs cut Daffy's whole head off with a chainsaw,
dude. There was an episode where a guy was chasing them around with a chainsaw and Bugs
like carved up Daffy with a chainsaw. You could probably find at least five times when Bugs
Carved up somebody with a chainsaw in the loosens.
All right, here comes enemies.
I want to zoom in.
Is there a sniper eventually?
They had a policy that no movie in cinemas would break the codes that were set of violence,
sex and swearing.
There were cartoons that broke these and were lambasted for such.
They had to work around censors time and time again and the amount of violence is just
they could get away with. After all, Looney Tunes were only shorts before movies for all ages.
There are more mature references we don't get in the older shorts. One is just caricatures
of late 30s and 40s actors.
That's, you know, that's right. There was like a code of conduct, right?
That's true.
But a cartoon was like, oh, it's, it's, bug's buddy can, you know,
Shoot, Oliver Foddick, it's just a cartoon!
I love the old Looney Tunes, I think they're great.
Anything else?
You, Squeak, you sleep.
Poor Daffy.
Daffy got a lot of shit, and I think Daffy was the most relatable.
Bugs Bunny was kind of a dick. Bugs Bunny was kind of a troublemaker. Daffy just was
just trying to enjoy his life. Bugs got such joy out of fucking the Daffy Duck.
The original Daffy was insane though. Yeah, but it's okay. He got better. He got a little
less he didn't become as crazy as he could have been.
He got a little better in the writing department.
They didn't make him so one-dimensional.
He wasn't just, what did he do?
He used to go, hold on, I can't do it, not right now.
That's gonna not happen until like phase three of me coming back.
I'm not going to do that right now.
It's like the Tasmanian Devil, you can't just...
Ah, I've proven that before.
Any old Looney Tunes characters,
you must go all in or don't do it at all.
And I did not go all in, I was not prepared to go all in and you saw what happened.
I was going that way.
My friend's mom has a Tasmanian Devil Tramp Stamp.
Bro, what are you...
Can we break that down for a second?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Why do you...
Why are...
What do you...
What do you mean your friend's mom?
Why are you...
What are you...
What's going on with you?
you who's I have a lot of questions about that but I'm not gonna I don't want
them answered I don't want to get those answered I don't we're done she's Louise
lady you're in pieces mom's aren't 70 years old dude never mind um
I'm sorry, but the Tasmanian Devil is not relevant.
It hasn't been relevant in probably 20 to 30 years.
So I don't know who would have a Tasmanian Devil tattoo in the first place, right in current.
I think you have to be a little older to have that.
He's not really in right now. Space Jam 2, that's not in. Space Jam 2 is not in.
Space Jam 2 was a nostalgic while they did this.
nobody it's not it's not in it's cool it was cool that they did that I guess but
it's not in I'm looking for Steve well who isn't he went puff and now some
mobsters are rather trying to get the money they lost on the show I'm the
weird ruined okay but is it the Tasmanian devil with a joint in his hand
but coming out of his mouth with like the ember lit at the end
one Steve you know disappeared because that's that's it that's how you know it's
apart from the small gangs and the mobsters and the crazies and the girls and
the police and the okay okay okay let me let me just stop you right there no
you're the first thing that comes to mind all right go with a party not really
the space industry sucked and the bronze sucks in anything that isn't
basketball
the uh... the uh... the big mouse party
okay but hold on here man
you can't
you can't come up with a statement like that when the thing that they're good at
is they're the one of the best to ever live
doing it
do you know what i mean? like you can't
like oh man that that fucking Rembrandt
he was uh... he couldn't do anything besides paint beautiful paintings
he was a terrible mathematician you know
The case stank of crime or cheese.
I had to go back to the office and figure out which I didn't pick up anything
that just happened. Yeah. Like, okay.
So what Rembrandt couldn't hit a three?
I don't care. He's, uh,
but Braun James is one of the best basketball players ever, right?
He's, uh, uh, why does he have to be like a brain surgeon?
Why does he have to be a, he doesn't have to be like a train conductor.
Like we doesn't have to do that.
Like he's got the thing that he's really good at.
He's one of the best ever.
Do you think LeBron James is one of the best ever at basketball?
Let's get that out of the way.
Why are you glazing him?
I've got no more glazing.
I don't watch basketball.
I don't know anything about basketball.
I know almost nothing about basketball.
I just know that there are a handful of names that go up there
as like great basketball players.
like Larry Bird.
All right, let me get back to this.
One of the recent Mousberg-Herald issue that's been briefly recounted is the history of cheese-legging and its surprising evolution into car racing.
When the number of smugglers began to dwindle, many former drivers decided to go somewhat legit by organizing races through the wetlands, the outskirts of Malzburg.
It sure left it every opportunity.
Can we bring back when cars had eyes like this and not have it be like a kid's movie?
Who framed Roger Rabbit as one of the greatest pieces of media of all time?
Cars had eyes, didn't they?
Brave little toaster?
I took a man to a graveyard
Selling the sweat at a dude at a fair
At a dude at a dude at a dude at a dude
Worthless
I just kept you two, I just kept you some ticket starters
I must confess that I must do the rest of it.
Brave Little Toaster is obviously one of the best movies of all time.
That booby influenced more people than I think you'd know.
If you want to see at least in a world of other potential people that you like, animated
animation directors, movie directors, I'm just walking in a circle doing a Minecraft build
the fucking turtle wall thing again, but whatever.
Where am I going?
I don't know this guy's story.
I miss loot.
Sorry.
High score.
Can I play?
I thought that dude's voice was a mid-roll.
Ha ha.
But it was not.
Ooh.
Okay, don't fuck this up.
I
Think you're in
Okay.
What did that do for me?
What did I get?
One out of ten.
and
you each use of its
of the cheddar. Make Tasmanian devil. I will. That's the next character. And I'm doing it
only off of memory. I'm not looking at the picture. That's going to be interesting. I'm
I'm going to do Tasmanian Devil just from what's up in my brain of what he looks like.
20 tokens.
Do Tasmanian Devil with a tramp stamp of a lady.
That's funny.
Okay.
I like the voice work. It's good.
The voice work is very good.
Wait, what is this? 50 bucks? Baseball cards?
How does this work?
The match begins. It's split into two innings, divided into five rounds. In the first inning, you play as the batter.
You play as the pitcher, okay?
How does it work?
Play as the batter, alright?
You automatically drop to five cards a full hand.
Your opponent plays one of their player cards.
If you're the batter, they play a pitcher and vice versa.
Right?
If they have it in hand, your opponent can also play a second card, Tactics, which
boosts the selected player's ability.
Okay.
You cannot play cards from your hand at the bottom of the screen, one player, and one
tactics card.
Okay, so discard a selected card, two per inning.
So you have to confirm your turn.
All right, so I don't know what he plays.
Can I see what these, can I see what the cards do?
Speed... I want to see... Okay, so it's 5 hit to speed, I guess?
And then power swing.
Fitcher throws the ball and the batter takes a swing. If the batting skill is higher than the pitching skill, the batter hits the ball and becomes a runner.
They miss their out.
Tactics are in use, their values are added to the relevant ability.
Okay.
If batting and pitching skills end up equal, the outcome is decided by a coin toss.
Okay, well, that was a...
He had six and he had seven.
Okay, so...
Can I play two batters at once?
How about this in speed boost?
That's a hit, right?
Runs on the field will move a number of base equal to the speed scale.
Alright, yep.
If the batting scale is much higher than the pitching scale, the batting, okay, it's a
home run.
Okay.
This is kind of cool.
Alright, so you do, they could be between five, six, or seven.
Good.
There we go.
That's a run.
Stop doing that.
He knows what he's doing.
I'm saying these guys have two numbers that have been next to each other since fucking
guys were hitting each other in heads with rocks.
You're talking about the first 10 numbers in our history, in our language, in our history,
in our culture.
One through 10, 11 through 20, 21 to 30.
You're talking about just like a number, a whole number.
One of the whole numbers, two of the whole numbers out of 10 of the whole numbers.
20% of all the whole single digit numbers.
I guess I gotta get over this.
I'm gonna put out a...
Okay, I think it's gonna be too high, so let's get like a shitty card out. Yep.
Oh, fuck.
Gimme that.
Alright, we gotta go hard here.
I'm gonna go on Power Swing and Big Hitter.
Oh, shit.
How would I get a run for it?
Okay, so now I'm pitching.
We're gonna go, let's start strong.
Yeah. Oh, God, come on. No!
Okay, I gotta go for this shit. Let me tie again.
All right, my favorite this time. Thank you. Sorry, you can get one wrong.
Do we make your colitis flare up? Yeah, so you better stop. You better chill out.
And you better praise me and be good to me.
Nice, there you go.
two to one or two to zero again throw out the eight oh shit that's not good
You earn a prize token, win more baseball matches to earn more tokens, cool?
So can I use them there?
Do I have to keep playing?
It's 50 bucks per turn.
Dude, I need 20 of these tokens.
I'm never getting that hat.
Alright, pin your Bondville clues.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, do that?
Over here?
What's up?
Not that way
How about that baseball episode of Resident Evil 9?
Resident Evil 9 I know I it's one of my most anticipated games of the year. I will play it eventually. I just got to get into phase 3
Yeah, I'm still not drinking coffee man like I'm we're in phase 2 right now
There's the crime wall.
Clues collected in gameplay will be added to the carousel.
Unassigned clues are stored in the carousel.
Collect clues and resolve leads.
All right, let's put this up there.
Stage designer who used to run in a bandel circle might know something.
Decided clues, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Detailed view.
Coaster.
OK.
Stick that here.
All pages with cheese all over it.
All right, got the lead.
There's all the lead to figure out where to go next.
Off to the opera then.
Okay.
Go to the mouseburg grand opera.
We did a fursuit sounds at the Manchester pop event.
Uh...
Yeah, uh, you did?
Why did I read that? I don't because it was the longest sentence. Let me tell you what was in
between that, okay? This is what was it. That was the longest sentence there was in this chat.
Okay, here the other, have you tried Mugenics yet? And when are you going to get a swag
colostomy bag? That's what was in between them. And then it was German do karate.
There's too many cheese references, German do a flip.
Do you do what, what do you guys even write in here?
Pick out those five comments.
You tell me which one I should have read.
A flip would be kind of cool though.
That person's not wrong.
Okay, let's do it.
Soup to nuts.
New arrivals.
Ooh.
There's nothing in stock.
Wait, I can stack my deck?
I guess I'll buy that.
I want to buy a shotgun.
We better see you flip before you're out of retirement.
Dude, I'm not 20 anymore.
Well, I can't do that.
Okay.
There's kind of a lot in this game, I was not expecting that.
and
Not a chance. Well, nothing special anyway. Hey, I'll catch you later, huh? I gotta poke around the opera house.
Oh, fancy. Hey, maybe you could do me a teeny favor.
Well, no, it'd be a bounce house stream. Yeah.
Take a picture for me. I've never been to the opera, you know.
But there'd be a big, expensive tea set in the middle with a nice table.
I don't see like me in. But you...
And me and get like three or four buddies to be in really nice, expensive, old, like Victorian era clothing.
and we have to have a very serious high manners tea party while there's like kids jumping
around in the bounce house.
That would be totally bonkers dude.
Didn't that sound bonkers?
Work now, die later.
Okay, we can locate the ideal photo spot inside the opera and go to the opera.
All right, let's go to the opera.
Stop talking over the NPCs. I know. I know, dude. It's the one opportunity where I
could not have to walk into a wall. Actually drive around.
How long is this game? This game seems pretty big.
It seems like there's at least
10 to 12 distinct areas.
Me and the Mouseburg Grand Opera.
Hate at first sight.
There's another game that I want to try soon.
We'll get to another level too with this.
I like this game, I want to keep playing it.
Hello, Trinche.
I gotta play that on stream one day too.
I'm getting short end of the stick by receiving the same pay as the shrews.
So I'm predicting that this may end in more than a simple wage dispute.
I need to make a flapjack.
Why is everybody saying stir?
Cool.
of
the
Big guy any way to get upstairs without rubbing shoulders with the crowd
You want to get in?
Maybe if you're ready to cough up 30 clams, sir, you get fine
Here you go sport don't mind if I do up in the trolley good sir, but what?
Wait, we're just going now
Shit
I probably shouldn't shoot down there.
He just punched his head off.
Can he pop the lock?
Boomstick.
fire department frowns on stuffing firecrackers in the wooden addicts.
Ooh, a new thing.
I like to lower right. It's cool.
Oh my goodness.
No open flame, caution explosive, no fire allowed.
Dynamite. Can I break this?
I just farm this shit how much can how much can I hold five
Oh wait, can I do this anything that looks like that?
Please be careful with that, dear.
I'm a big fan and you got a favor to repay.
Guess I owe you that much.
But not here.
Those bastards who locked me up here could come back any second.
You didn't do this to yourself?
What? Hell no.
It was a damn extras came out of nowhere.
Ruffed up to performers like the costumes and dragged me up here.
Hmm.
Is there anything suspicious?
Huh.
I mean something about
Hello, Mayor Bacon.
Killing Stilton during the intermission and
I wish I could marry a wise guy in 1930s cartoon most
Just go to Comic Con
And just 20 hour calibration
You moron
They're no extras and they ain't prepping for a show
There's stilton
And there's the big gun
Judging by their boot steps
So much for staying incognito. Okay, prevent the assassination
Hold on let me save this it's gonna get ugly
Just had to see
Now I'll go back.
Finally, we get the Daffy Duck Shotgun.
Wait.
Hell yeah.
I don't want to use it yet though.
Ah fuck!
There's an ambush!
There's an ambush.
What does a cheese do?
Cheese times one.
Light
Did remember when I drank bush light for like fucking three days, and then never again
My favorite part about that is when
Poke it's really thought I drank it all the time and he was like, oh man. You like push light
What do you realize that it was just I did it for like a weekend
Yeah, why did they do that? I don't I just I don't know I've never had a sense
And I talked it up all the time too. I was always talking about it like oh, yeah, we're gonna do bushlight sundae
I didn't feel like three different Sundays
Why does it feel like that was ten years ago it was like a six months ago
Okay, you can eat cheese
I think I you know I think I thought it was funny
I think that's a kind of funny so I guess I'll drink this specific beer
because it has a funny name.
The city's buzzing with people. Just not the kind I'd put on the guest list.
I think I have to go back to wine if I have a drink again it's gonna have to be wine we're
gonna have to have wine night I think beer is really something that's almost totally
off limits at this point. I want to blow that up.
Where is everybody?
Hold on a moment.
Did a freeze trip...what is it?
Freezing?
Oh, it is freezing.
I get up there, right?
How come I can't turn this on?
Oh.
Yeah
Get the gunplay is so good
Wait, these are- oh, oops.
Sure play on HOD.
You're good?
Get this off!
How do I turn this off?
Alright, get backstage!
I think this is backstage.
Bullets, TNT, that's dynamite.
That's out of sight.
Look at this little guy right here.
What?
the hell did they come from?
get away!
is this Mickey Mouse? no! it's not Mickey Mouse
Yeah, they're all all of them are Mickey Mouse. They're all Mickey Mouse.
Oh, come on, really?
Oh!
That's gonna be a boss, isn't it?
Mickey could be in the game.
There's a steamboat Willie in public domain now.
How many shots do you even take?
There are several movies already.
Dude, I got another snack for you.
I saw somebody say, dude, I did the olive toast with tahini snack.
I got another one for you.
This one's not that interesting, but it's good.
You guys ever have an Elvis sandwich before?
It's very, it's not like,
oh my God, it's so different.
It's so wonderful.
Have you just found this out Jeremy?
Did an Elvis, it's peanut butter, banana,
and then honey, or, and I don't do it this way.
I don't do it the true Elvis way.
It's peanut butter, banana, and bacon.
I can't really do the bacon right now,
but I feel like that would be kind of crazy.
But that's an Elvis sandwich.
I'm doing the Elvis without the bacon.
It's great.
I don't like banana,
but I love the bacon and the peanut butter.
Uh-oh.
I'm getting weight back man, I'm telling you, I can't eat anything too high fiber or too
harsh.
It's coming back, I'm not fucking around, I'm getting there.
Like I said, we're back on that tahini, peanut butter, it's all tolerable, I can take it.
So that I can get this.
Shit.
What?
What is this guy doing?
Whoa!
I'm going to say it again because I saw somebody say, dude, I tried that snack and it was great.
It's a piece of sourdough toast
Get creamy tahini get the good stuff. It's worth it
You're gonna do a thin good layer of the tahini on the toast. I don't care if I'm repeating myself from two to three days ago
Get yourself some green olives pitted
And I see feel like you know doing it yourself
And you're gonna do and they could be don't do I don't do the black olives by the way
You want green olives for this?
So then you're going to drop three green olives, just one, two, three in a line.
What if I hate olives?
Well, then, this is the eye, this eye, this eye, I can't save you.
Did I get that?
Wait.
What is that?
One, two, three, four, is that important?
And then, you're gonna get a nice medium cheddar.
Take a piece out of the package, just put it on the side.
And if you want to, you can do a drizzle of good finishing olive oil just over the top.
And you're gonna eat the, you're gonna eat a slice of the chip, a piece of the cheese,
rip it off.
Take a bite out of that toast with the olive on it, with the teeny on it.
And that's fucking healthy.
It's got olives in it, it's got teeny, it's dead, that'll keep you going, it's
a snack.
He's I'm not still talking about it. I you I've spent 10 seconds on it
Yeah
There's no bullets in this gun. Oh my god, I can't die
How did I miss?
Dude, that was a cheese.
This sounds like, um, what's that anime with the guy that talks like this, the guy with
a voice that talks like this and his name's Spike.
Cowboy Bebop.
Yeah, this sounds like Cowboy Bebop.
Yeah and then it goes...
And every time that happens I put my hands up in the air and I like pretend like I'm
doing like a ten finger trumpet sound.
And I turn my head left and right.
rat stuntman.
Ha!
Namaste, traveler.
What brings you to this ancient place of learning?
It's a basement, under a brand new opera house.
Semantics ain't gonna get you across that debt trap, chief.
It's a shallow pit, full of garbage and...
Look pal, you wanna learn, or you wanna stand there flapping your gums?
i got deep stuntman thoughts to ponder yeah yeah yeah all right enlighten me maestro now listen
closely this is an ancient technique passed down by a legendary stunt guru back in new
my love sandwiches my life cost me three ribs but changed my life here's the deal when you jump
Just act like you didn't. Clear your mind. No thoughts, no fear, no gravity. Then when you
forget your midair, jump again. Works like a charm.
Got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Now that's dumb work chief. The great wheel of infinite cheddar. You just gotta believe.
Now get out there into five physics. No need to thank me.
me.
I'm not sure why not.
Certainly trusted worse advice.
That's cool, Logan.
Well, it does work.
I'm so fucked up.
I just thought that said, holy crap, and I just
heard Peter Griffin. He's just infiltrated
every single thing.
You know, here's something weird.
I really do think
I think that Peter Griffin shows up in my head just saying something.
It's got, I mean, tell me that it's got to be like every other day.
Just like, oh, what?
Like just, just seeing his, I feel like he shows up like once or twice a week.
Just randomly.
Like he's an advisor.
No, I just like, he'll just show up and just say something.
Like once a week.
Does that happen to anybody else?
It's just, you know, it's on a Peter Griffin brain tumor.
I'm just saying, like, I feel like I think about Peter Griffin.
Like randomly once or twice a week.
I feel like everybody does.
He just, he's everywhere.
He's literally everywhere.
Either seeing it on like a thread
or somebody doing a reaction image or I see him
or hear him once a week.
every week.
What's going on in your head? Um, I feel like most of you, if you keep track, okay, fuck this.
I'm going to keep track for one week, as of now. I'm gonna keep track of every time I think
or hear or see Peter Griffin. And I'm gonna write it down. And in a week, I will come back to
to you with every instance of this happening and we'll see I'm very kind I
could be full of shit maybe it's not once a week maybe it's more but every time
I the any resemblance of Peter Griffin is shows up in my brain or anywhere I'm
going to market and tell you about it and I'm gonna give detailed notes on
each one we'll see I might not even happen at all and I'm just being a
weirdo on stream for fun. I don't know. What do I need to go? Oh, I was going right where.
Peter derangement syndrome. I don't know. I really think it's possible.
forget before the stream? No, I will not. I'll make sure I'll tell Holly about this too. So she
tells me to like keep track of it. I'll set a I'll put an alarm on my phone that says remember
Peter Griffin stuff and have it go off like every hour. Well then but won't that we every hour?
I'll know I can't do that because every hour I'll think about Peter Griffin.
I can't have an alarm because then it would just it would mess with the samples.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
We'll see.
I love taking notes, it's good.
I need to get back to doing that.
How many drugs do you want?
Literally zero.
Alright let's shut this thing down.
Make it nice and useless.
Well no, that's, I mean, I'm, well, you're talking about prescription medication?
Jack Pepper saves the day, Summo starts selective.
Whoa!
Oh my god, is that a boss?
She's crazy.
She's crazy!
Crazy
I
Skate the opera
How should I go to go look out this is a pretty good Dark Souls music
Wait, what's that?
Don't give up!
Don't give up!
Don't give up!
Don't give up!
Sora!
I'm not supposed to be over here.
Hey.
Get back here.
I need to catch this.
get a shot let's get that picture for them
why am I such a psycho what I want a picture of this
Well, oh shit, I see.
What was the, uh, the- Oh, you better be careful!
We gotta watch out for Expedition 33 or Expedition 13 or whatever that fuck it was!
And I'm part of that too!
I'm on expedition 13, apparently!
There you remember? How awesome it was. In Kingdom Hearts 2, if you lost at certain places
in the game, you could play as me. And I was like Yoda jumping around. I was called
Yoda, because that was currently relevant.
They had a Yoda's moveset from the whole of the Clone Wars movies.
It was very intentional.
And then we fought those motherfuckers five to ten years later.
Duh-huh.
Wait, that's Banjo-Kazooie, wrong character.
We're gonna buy them too eventually!
Hey!
What did the broom tell me to go in there?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Move this!
Oh, you're free!
And if you unlock this next tier,
Germa will do the Mickey Mouse voice for the rest of the screen.
Can you imagine how weird that would be?
Oops.
But you have to act now otherwise he's probably not gonna do it man
By the way, dude, I have no affiliation with his stream at all I
Just said this in chat and I fucked with you. I fucked with you
And I got it I got something out of it
How do I move this dynamite somebody somebody get his nurse
I
Get out of my mind. I already find us
So close I don't want my dust
And next time you come in here, why don't you bring me a fucking something to drink?
There's applesauce shit
You'll be useful and bring me in a fucking something stronger than a green tea. They give us
Thanks, pal. I almost got roasted back there.
Yeah, it comes with the territory. You step on stage, you get roasted.
Anyway, you saved my skin back there from those extras, so, uh,
quit Propo. Told you they weren't extras.
These were real bad guys with real bad intentions.
Now, about Bandle... Get him in the green revitalizing liquid immediately.
We mostly just knock back cold ones downtown. I'm gonna fucking leak that one day,
And no, I don't care
It makes me laugh every time. That's how I know it's it's worthy of potentially being seen even if it like fucks up my whole reputation
The rest of my life
ever brought anyone home for pencils but when he's had a few cold fondues he gets
into some real fringe esoteric crap even mentioned having a lab under his
mansion so I'm in a secrecy on it secret lab sounds like a long shot but you
know what that mansion is but he's been worryingly private selective about who
gets close. Yeah, figures. Thanks for the Intel stage designer.
It's quiet.
Love and bring Steve back. I had my next stop lined up, but not a
clue where it was.
Now it's too long. Am I gonna Goldilocks the shooter? We
did I get one guy or is it sound okay?
Wait. Access backstage. Did I not do that?
Wait, you're the dollhouse guy?
Oh, you did a bat chest at the end.
I was about to get excited that you found me for that.
I was going to talk about it for like an hour.
I didn't do the, uh...
I guess I did.
I haven't seen Steven ages no idea where he's been living these days so did you get me a
really glamorous opera pick did uh yeah just as the whole place went up in flames
what yeah well there was this assassination attempt and well anyway
here should be enough to draw your own conclusions huh it uh it looks um what
Underwhelming boring out of place. Welcome to a hot culture. No, no, it's just
That's not what it
Never mind
Thanks, Jack. You're as always the best. You do game stuff. Just walked me so bad. I'm my trade in
I'm sorry to hear that what do you want me to do fun? Oh
You know what it get in touch
Hi, excuse me. That's just German 985 here. Why do I even need to explain who I am?
My buddy here, Tim, was just in there. Yeah, buddy of mine, I just said.
And he traded in a PlayStation 4 with NBA 2K17, NBA 2K18, and FIFA 2K20.
And you gave him 80 bucks for it
Which clearly if I go to the Kelly blue book value of those games
Clearly states that NBA 2k 17 is at least seven dollars
FIFA 20 is four dollars and
I you know, I don't remember the other one that he traded in it's been a while
I haven't talked to him in a while, but I knew it was a couple of sports games
but the PlayStation 4 was a limited edition Zelda PlayStation 4 and I
what I mean by that is of course the stickers that were put on there were
aftermarket he put Zelda and Link and stickers on there but that's what I
would call that limited edition it's been meh avoiding the warranty but it's
okay I think it deserves at least a hundred for that
I gotta go to my... oh there it is.
2k17s worth at least 10 bucks?
What?
No.
Don't forget the big supreme sticker.
Secret lab?
Okay.
I like this, this is cute.
2K is the most underrated.
Okay, the best sports game of all time is MVP Baseball 2004.
There is no substitute.
Do you guys remember back, okay.
Do you remember when EA made amazing baseball games and listen is I'm gonna
get this story completely wrong but I don't care because I remember being pissed
about this what back when NFL EA had a monopoly on the NFL right all the Madden
games at one point they kind of had like a total monopoly and then I think my
brain is trying I'm not gonna slander anything this is but I think this is
what happened, it could be incorrect. At some point, I think it was 2K was like, well fuck
that man, we're gonna get the official license for baseball and be the only ones that can
do any officially licensed baseball games. And I remember being so pissed about it, because
I thought the 2K baseball games would dog shit. EA made awesome baseball games and
And they couldn't make them anymore after like 2005.
So they had the official, like, license for NFL and then it was like, well fuck you, we're
gonna get the official baseball one.
And I just, I was very upset about it.
You really just had no problems back then, huh?
Okay, please give me a break how many you guys I complain about fortnite skins and shit
Or like overwatch skins that come out and you're like I don't like that one, please
Things change things stay the same. Okay, it's what we're not so different you and I
The difference is I was mad because like I couldn't play the next iteration of what I thought was the best base
ball gaming franchise which is the MVP franchise they ended up coming out with
one that was college and it was just a like college teams and I was like I this
is cool but I was many Ramirez man I was David Ortiz and then they just
didn't make another one ever again okay I'm gonna stop walking in circles
Oh, I hear you made quite a scene.
Yeah, tell me about it.
On the contrary, my dear Pepper, you tell me.
Mujung cover amidst your big stage debut.
Well, turns out our missing magician
had some skeletons in the closet.
And it wasn't just Betty's.
Get this.
Apparently this scoundrel has a secret lab.
Oh, where is it?
Underneath his mansion at least that's what this stage designer claims. Well, what are you standing around for then?
Go sniff out some clues
Spoiled cheese evil lab rats whatever you can dig up
This is my boss a secret neighbor stream like the hello neighbor
I don't I don't care about that franchise that franchise like a noise me that it exists
I've, that shit used to pop up on my league YouTube all the time, and, hold on, what's
They're ducking for cover. I love the voice script for me great for the proposal
What were you doing there in the first place chasing a magician who vanished off script boom gone
not just any magician either
the magician
Steve Bandle what?
Steve's gone like a fart in the wind and now I'm stuck following a trail of stale blue cheese crumbs
of them are most interesting so what did you find not much so far just running
down places he might have slipped off to you got any ideas oh I know Steve's
hangouts are all right of course you do better yet I think I know just the one
you're after he did some a soul searching at that moment mansion on the
outskirts of mousepad the address here's why Cornelius you just made my job a whole lot easier
but you did save my life after all right yeah more than once hold on this person said hey I think
I was being a little too negative a few messages back if you just checked hold on what the fuck did
you say. Okay. So, they said, Fima, they're sorry about that. I thought it was what they
said. Yeah, make AOC. You did it for Elden Ring, Omega Lowell. What do you even do in
Madden? Now, EH just makes gambling, no problems in good old 40s. Hey, I was being
too negative well how about you weren't being too negative were you being too
negative you didn't say anything wrong you said like nothing negative
yeah I just vibe checked it me that was there was absolutely nothing going on
there there's totally fine there's an omega-lolo too there was a yeah there's
There's nothing going on there, you're good.
Time for a new party.
One of the recent Mausburg-Herald issues has been this prominent piece about a new political party formed in response to what the critics call
the meager and meek politics of ones like Cornelius Dilton
and his party colleagues.
The new group called Big Maus Party endorses though not exclusively
mice who are big and strong, just as the name implies.
BMP is rapidly gaining popularity, especially among younger citizens of Mouthsburg.
Cheesy mysteries rule the headlines these days.
I already said we're going to do Secret Lab, and then we'll go from there.
Okay, what I was going to say about the Hello Neighbor thing,
is I remember when that game was in Alpha for like four years.
And this is back in like 2012, guys.
And I remember being like, oh, this is like fine.
Okay, like a horror kind of run and hide game.
There was a ton of these were coming out.
And then the game is perfectly fine.
I've no issues with the game itself.
My issue with Hello Neighbor is like 10 years later,
I still feel like I'm hearing about that game.
I still, like I'm getting new content about it.
It's become, I guess, a franchise.
Like, I feel like I still get YouTube shorts about, like, the first level in Hello Neighbor 1.
And, like, a theory behind it.
And I'm like, I- I remember this game, like, 15 years ago, people were, like, talking about it. What happened?
Yeah, and I remember seeing it, it was like, oh, run away from the neighbor, this is a crazy, like, creepy neighbor!
And then, my brain is putting this in there.
Of there being a gigantic roller coaster in this guy's house or something and like tubes to slide it and like a giant
Willy Wonka fucking ploy you can lick the walls and the strawberries and shit. Is that real?
That's in the game, okay. Well, that's what I'm talking about like I just
I'm just like what is they what even is this game like why do I keep seeing this and hearing about it for like 15 years
How do I get over there?
Now you have to play it?
Oh, now that's a stretch goal.
The Roadhouse?
What's this?
I'm sorry, SOTY.
Ow.
Literally, when I was a preteen, I watched all of DanTDM's playthrough of Hello Neighbor
and I ended up having nightmares because of...
That's so sad.
Oh, that's so sad.
What is in here?
Hello?
Interesting.
Slot machine.
Scared of Hello Neighbor, Omegalol.
Well, you guys people calling him a wuss?
Dude, I'm sorry, but if you're like 11, that's shit scary.
Are you guys actually giving shit to an 11 year old for being scared of like a scary weird creepy guy?
I bet you there are some of you here in your mid-20s that are scared of Hello Neighbor now.
I can't play those games.
No dude, I can't play those kinds of games.
When he goes through the window and he rips his head to the left, he sees you and you
have to slide and get the red key, the blue key, the green key, the orange key and
the yellow key.
Dude, it was horrible.
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here.
Now we know the reason why you won't play it.
I don't have a problem with the game itself.
It could be great.
I don't know.
All I know is what I've seen in YouTube fucking clips.
That's all I know.
All I've ever known for 10 years.
How do I get through this?
to Bandle's secret lab? Do I have to go underground somewhere? Didn't say it was underground.
Enter it correctly? Yeah, I think I have to go through like the lab, right? Like underground
somewhere? Was I in the right place?
You can't play it because of his colitis with the cataface.
Don't you dare! Was I doing that? Was it through here?
Oh, how dare you bring that up?
Yeah, it's like underground somewhere.
Maybe I just didn't explore fully?
What is Omega Low?
You have like a three month sub badge.
Please, time that person out for lying.
Oh damn, you're prepared.
Was it here?
I don't think it's not here.
Hmm. This gotta be a different... I swear they said it was underground somewhere.
Was there a different way to go on one of the other ones? Hold on.
They said it was under his mansion.
Yeah, but...
Can I go to his mansion?
It clearly wants me to go over there, but I was busy talking about a bunch of bullsh**t.
A lot of pier, right?
Did I miss something in the kind of city?
can't seem to go up there
let me go back to the town
where is he going? where the fuck are you going? I don't know man, I'm
trying to figure out where to go
we're not gonna get Tomodachi
bridge with a roof
bridge with a roof
bridge with a roof
Do you not see the arrow on the screen?
Dude, I can't go over here.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, dude, no, you have no, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm serious.
I tried to go through this like five times.
You could run it back.
I tried to go through this like five times.
You actually please run it back.
I was literally holding W.
Why did this, why did this happen?
I tried to do this.
I swear five, 10 different times.
No, I swear, I could not go through that.
I don't know what happened.
I would have just done that.
Guys, you gotta give me a little bit of slack here.
Go read a clock.
I tried, but W didn't work.
By the way, W in the chat.
W stream today.
Alright, I don't care about this.
Ah, somebody said we're never going to get Tomodachi Life.
Yes you are.
Yes you are.
You're going to get it in like probably 30 minutes?
Alright.
40 minutes.
We're going into corner.
The entrance should be around here somewhere.
Let's get it.
You wouldn't survive 10 minutes in the neighbor's house, dude.
I would
They're not
Is hello neighbor even on what could you even get it? I feel like you kids like unavailable. Oh
Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna miss every single shot.
What the hell, good bros, a little bit of text.
Hello, neighbor.
It's just a game's 30 bucks.
This is $29.99 for Hello Neighbor?
Hello Neighbor, Secret Neighbor,
Secret Hello Neighbor, Hide and Seek.
Hello Neighbor 2, Hello Neighbor.
Songs for the game.
And as an animated show.
I love how similar to the games that you played,
Resident Evil 9.
One friend owns this game.
I'm buying it right now. I don't give a fuck. I'm buying it right now. We're playing it
right now. Are you ready? I'm going to open it right. I don't care. We're doing it right
now. Don't change my category on Twitch though. I don't want to, no, don't change
category. My stream is going to crash though because I'm downloading at like 10,000. Give
me a second. When was the last time I saved it? Let me get to a save point.
Hello Neighbor demo alpha 1 alpha 2 alpha 4 free alpha hello neighbor free alpha
Hello Neighbor Alpha 3! This is what I'm talking about! I told you!
Should I get the free alpha?
Alright, what if I got the Hello Neighbor free alpha?
And played it like it was 2012.
Ah, can you even get it?
Alright, can we change the title to, when I get to a save point.
Change title to, I'm playing this literally for a joke for 10 minutes.
This does not represent me. Make that be the title, please.
Holy flush, you're moving.
Stevie boy, what exactly were you up to?
The alpha was better?
Okay, we'll do right here.
All right. Give me one second. Give me a minute.
I'm not putting a facecam off of it. I don't care. I want to see what it's all about.
That's another stretch goal. It's going to be loud when I open it, probably.
All right, I apologize to turn your sound down right now because this could be really loud. I'm warning you right now. It could be
The game is crashed
They won't open
I see the splash screen and then the game doesn't open it goes it there's a clock in the front and then it closes.
What the fuck.
Try a different alpha.
This is just the main game. Hold on properties.
installed files, game versions and beta default public version and this alpha
four beta this alpha two why won't this open it's right now it's I can even
to show you what it's doing.
Why is it doing this?
Just to tell you, just so you're not full of shit,
just people probably think I'm full of shit.
Okay, well, just look, I'm gonna prove it.
Okay, open hello neighbor.
There it is. Hey, look at that. We're starting. No.
What do I do?
What do I do? Check the game cache.
Check the integrity of the guy just installed it.
Verify integrity of game files.
I have to bypass open SSL SAJ bug on Intel 10th generation CPUs.
What? How do I do this?
Okay, input bypass open SSL-SHA bug.
This will also disable SHA extensions on high version SSL libraries,
which may result in severe performance dowel grains and other...
I don't want to do this.
advanced system settings in the system properties select advanced go to environment variables button
i'm making my computer 40 slower to run hello neighbor
what i didn't
somebody's saying don't okay vr draw said do not do this it's not worth it
Could I like fuck up my whole computer?
All right. Well, I tried. I tried. I'm all right. I'm going back to the mouse game.
Okay. What what if I run like alpha three? I'll try that before I give up.
Okay. Well, let's do alpha two.
Does it play on your old PC?
Wait, is it on the switch?
It might be on switch. Is it on switch? We're checking right now.
Is Hello Neighbor 1 on switch?
Oh, you know exactly what we're pivoting.
Okay, hold on, I got to get it back.
Watch, we have to disable something on my Switch.
Hello, neighbor for Nintendo Switch. Yes, let's go.
All right, I'm getting it right now.
I have to play it again. Now I'll refund, I'm going to refund it on Steam.
I'll refund it on Steam and then I'll just have this one be installed.
My God, my capture card is going to be on. Hold on.
Okay, let me turn this on.
All right, Nintendo Shop.
Okay, how much is it?
Search, hello neighbor.
I know you can't say anything. It's okay.
Hello neighbor.
There it is.
It's $40 on the switch. Why is it $10 more expensive over here?
All right, we're in.
Oh, we're in.
This has to download the game.
All right, we just got to download the game and we're good.
Okay, my switch just crashed.
I'm not making that up. It's actually like crashing right now
Why is it doing this?
Why is my screen black? I'm not fucking kidding. Why is my why is it black screen?
Do it why is it going my screens going black?
Okay, hold on. Is it the HDMI? Why is it doing this? It wasn't doing this the other day.
Hold on. I think my monitor is fucked up. Hold on. I gotta reset it.
Yeah, it's my monitor.
Let me turn this off.
Okay, we're almost done.
Almost there.
Okay, if my monitor is blinking and amber light, why is it doing that?
I might actually have to play this through the OBS preview because my monitor won't turn
back on. Alright, it's almost ready. Was it ready? Was it doing that? Do I have not enough
free space? Okay, I think my monitor is doing the pixel thing. Why is it tick always the
worst time to do this. Okay, that it seems to be back. That was
very weird. All right, you guys ready?
What the fuck is it doing? Hurry up.
Maybe it's paused. I didn't pause it.
Do I have to delete something?
The panel protect process did not complete.
please press execute button to do a panel protect function.
Why? Get out of here.
I downloaded Hello Neighbor and it wants it.
Wait, what is it saying now?
Unable to communicate with the server now.
Oh my God, all my devices have fucking messed up.
I downloaded Hello Neighbor
And like all of it gets a crazy quiz is terrifying.
Now that's scary dude.
All right, hold on.
Do I need like an update?
It'll all be worth it in a minute, I promise.
I have plenty of data.
I don't get it.
This is a bit, it's not, I don't know why it won't finish downloading the game.
Okay apparently it did finish.
This is so confusing.
I genuinely have no idea why I said this.
Okay, I'm gonna go, let's go BRB.
Cause I'm gonna pee and I'll get this figured out
and we'll be right back.
you
you
Hey, just checking in. I'm not back yet. I just want to get somebody said someone said
that it tries to connect to defunct servers. So you need to turn your internet off before
you're on your switch before you start it. Okay, that's good to know.
I will see how that works. I'm not quite back yet. I'll be back in a minute.
Okay, I've been sitting here just laughing. I haven't left yet. I'm just getting it ready.
People have rolling in saying he's actually playing this.
He's not really playing Hello Neighbor.
This is a joke, right?
A lot of you are coming in and you think this is a,
you have no idea what's going on.
I don't know what's going on either.
Very back.
Hold on hold on hold on I didn't even leave but hold on
Dude, I don't I don't got time to leave
Alright, am I in?
Does the game look like this?
Is this the- is this the right game?
Okay, alright, I'm ready.
New game, right?
Yes.
Act 1. This is my street. Oh my god, it's so loud. I remember this from the YouTube
short am I playing oh my god I didn't know is it really look like this no it
can't be right this is like a different resolution is all the switch
resolution I can't I can't tell what's in front of me
all right where's the neighbor's house
this is switch one graphics for the game
I thought I thought I heard my hands there's a crazy looking kid
there's the neighbor there he is he's killing somebody
I watch me get all fucking three keys in 10 seconds.
Watch this.
I remember seeing this at the trailer.
He's going to rip his head around, right?
Right, he's gonna do the big like turn and head look.
How do I move? How do I move?
Where's the roller coaster?
Where's the where's the fun rides and shit in his house?
Okay, well let's go
Okay, how do I the bees jump?
Okay, I saw that move around like this and climb the window
playing this with the two switched we modes this fucking throw up inducing by the way I
open that am I this tall I thought it was taller than this okay that's run wait that's
This is my house! I thought that was the neighbor's house! This is the neighbor's house!
How do I open the door?
Fuck you dude, I'm just getting to take everything.
Where's the key?
How do I use? How do I open?
How do you touch anything? What buttons work?
They didn't even tell me how to play the game!
Dude, how do you open the door?
Are they sleeping in there?
Press E. I'm on the Nintendo Switch, dude!
I'm on- there's no E!
Triangle?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know how to open doors.
It's R3.
No, it's not.
Dude, I have no buttons work. L1 and R1 are neighbor vision.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. R is pickup, ZR is drop, and ZR is throw.
Oh, here we go.
Pickup and action is R, jump, movement, okay inventory, view, run, use, okay, so it should
be R1.
But R1 only looks, oh my god, do you have to, I got it, let's go.
Hide.
There's nowhere to be found, good.
Open this. Get this.
Got that.
Need my key? Got it.
Distract him.
Got it.
Good.
What's he doing?
Why would you think I was in here?
What? Get out of here. He didn't see me do this at all.
Alright, what an idiot.
Oh shit!
Oh no, the neighbor got me. I'm going right back in.
Dude, did he spit in my face?
When I stepped in dog shit? I stepped in dog shit!
Okay, that won't open.
Bowling ball?
All right, he's sleeping. Crush his head with the bowling ball.
Dude, I just crashed his skull in.
What the fuck?
Okay, this is so hard to play.
I gotta get he's gotta go to sleep and I gotta get the key in the room
Is this on mobile dude it may as well be
Oh, yeah, that's... stop spitting on me.
You felt the whole fucking trick in the book?
Alright, ten more attempts at them done.
It's so hard to aim with the right stick and press R1 to open a fucking drawer.
I have to get at least to the roller coaster.
That's all I care about.
Okay, what's in his room?
Can I open the window?
What is, ooh, it's powered his house down.
He's gonna come fix it, right?
Okay, no, he's just throwing rocks at me.
Okay, where did I not go in here, right?
Alright, fine, something is in his office.
It's like ripping every individual hair out of my head trying to play this game like this.
I feel like I'm playing it on an iPad.
Dude, why am I so small?
What is that?
Is there something in there?
What is this camera?
what the fuck did I do that for come on it's got to be a key is it turn on the TV
Is this- is that what he's speaking Russian?
Wait, I- wait, I think I'm headed to the roller coaster.
I think I'm headed to the roller coaster.
It's in here somewhere.
What's going on?
Hey
I mean, he sucks at driving his car, that's for sure.
Something in the glove box, right?
All right, here's what I do.
I put a brick on the gas and I just drive it into his house.
This game is an 11 and a half hour experience.
on the gas and I just drive it into his house. This game is an 11 and a half hour experience,
by the way.
Oh, I'm going to go through the attic or the basement, whatever.
Come on, really?
Can I crawl through this?
Oh, there he is.
What a fucking lunatic!
Why did he just do that?
He just jumped, he just broke through his own window.
All right, I need to get through the first door
Fuck you, Mr. Wilson
Just throw all the trash in his yard
Okay, he's a way I got an opportunity
Alright, where's the first key?
This is a granny like I know. Where's the first key?
Out of the bed?
It's upstairs. How do I get upstairs?
through the stairs. Oh please.
Get to go to the shelf outside. I just want to do the first key. Door in the
living room.
Oh shit, let's go. Okay.
Oh my god, trying to grab anything.
Toothpaste, okay.
Put it in my inventory.
Brum?
Got it.
Can I swing the brum?
Oh, fuck off.
I shouldn't have used that, but it worked out.
This guy lives like crazy.
Alright, I'm going to get upstairs.
Is that him? Okay, wait. Fridge.
Can I hide in the fridge?
Close the door, alright.
Okay, so where is it? How do I get out of here? How do I get upstairs from here?
I don't see a staircase.
You need to do the... you need to parkour outside.
Okay, I get three more attempts, but what are the stack of boxes outside?
I need to stack some shit.
Oh, like this.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need another one up there.
You're the top streamer in the Hello Neighbor category.
Oh, God.
So, what'd you say, were you punishing us?
Uh, we're both, it's a double-edged sword, we're both grabbing an end.
from the morning chronicle i want to read you please but i am rather busy
i'm always gonna look like a little rather long to ever get asked about
oh my god
oh my god
of
the
death
of
the
I'm rather busy.
I'm not even gonna move like this, you might want to record it.
No!
Shit.
What do you think?
No!
I...
I haven't gotten around to giving a straight answer to that one in four months.
Oh my God.
What the fuck, dude?
I...
Just...
I feel like I'm in Iron Forge in the corner.
I'm doing the thing where you jump on top of the bank.
I...
Oh no, he saw me!
Whoa, what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna come up here?
You- what?
He can climb up?
No he can't!
I'm done.
Ugh.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
You have to see the roller coaster. I would love to see it
He's a journalist gamer I you go get this for switch right now go put the two fucking joy cons in your hand and
And you do it.
I hurt him! I didn't think you could even hurt him!
Oops.
All right, last real attempt, I swear to God, this is my last round, I'm going to let
him turn around, he can run away.
I'm going to stack the boxes again, I'm going to get on that second floor.
In fact, I'm gonna stack them, I'm gonna make my own little level here.
This is my plan.
We're going up this way.
Now we're not going that way. We're going to go the other way. I just need three boxes.
It's something about using the analog and having to press L2 with you while you move
up with the it just wasn't it just wasn't made that way you can choose in the
act in the menu are you serious
no I can't
This is Harry Jarvis. We're from the morning crowd.
Yes.
I wonder where you came from.
OK.
Hold it.
Nobody breathe.
I was going to move like a weather.
I'm going to record this.
So what?
Good morning, engineer.
What's great.
What do you think?
You fucking dare, dude?
Oh my god.
Get Alpha 4.
it's on steam and it has the roller coaster.
Ow.
Okay, you can breathe.
Please go inside so I can just get on the roof and then jump from here to there
and then go to that window over there.
What the hell is he doing?
Surely that kid holding the box right outside my property line is not going to walk over
here and fuck with me after I walk in the house and close the door behind me.
Oh, I knew it!
But, oh my, um, um, um, um, here come the ragequits coming.
I'm about to do it.
You know, sometimes you just have to do a good stretch, I agree.
I do that all the time, just walking around.
Okay, please get out of the way or just stay there. I don't care stay doing that dumb shit
Yes, what is money was out of a spreadsheet and I'm fucking detective the morning chronicle
Oh my god, there he is!
That would have given me...
If I was the 11 year old that would have given me nightmares.
Fuck dude.
Come on.
I just want to get up there.
Why is he all the campin' me over here now?
He was not doing this.
Stop doing the box shit.
I'm doing it.
And I'm just bragging. We're just playing Tomodachi I've had enough as if that's a good game as that was um that was
That I was my crazy neighbor
I think I don't know what the guy don't know what the game is called
All right, that was my crazy neighbor, uh now let's play Tomodachi life. I'm actually gonna take a quick brb
because I didn't go BRB last time, I'm going to open up Tomodachi.
I guess I can just open Tomodachi right now.
You should make the neighbor in Tomodachi, maybe I will.
All right, beer back to you in like, for real like two or three minutes.
There's so many people showed up for Hello Neighbor.
I just looked over how many people were here.
Like 7,000 people joined the stream during that.
That's crazy.
All right, I'm actually a girder.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Okay, I'm back.
We need some animal people, we need like a dog or something.
Let's see what we can make.
Save Tasmanian Devil from memory, should be the first one.
I also want to make Count Chocula, it's got to be in there somewhere.
I don't know who that's trying to make.
Hey do something funny.
Time that person up for an hour.
David what's going on here?
I just moved. Oh, okay.
Turn it up a little bit.
All right, so what's the last thing that just happened?
Moment of your time, Big J.
Uh-huh.
The new fountain has a money icon over it.
Let's check it out.
Oh.
I got 68 bucks? People just giving me money?
That's pretty cool.
Looks like one or more of your residents chipped into donate money.
You can spend it however you like.
Just a hunch, but I bet that the happier your residents are,
the more developed your island is, the more money you'll get.
Once a day, okay?
Ooh, new wishes are available.
Of course, maybe I should make the ugly berry as the next person.
Treasures.
Do you close?
Oh, that's okay.
Do you close?
Oh, that's okay.
Alright, let me just check in on everybody. Let's see. It's been a couple days, two or three days. How are you doing?
Cookie Monster is sad.
Huh? I'm feeling a bit down.
Oh no. What do we do about that?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
It's up to you and my work chatting.
And, well, I guess it just made me a little sad.
Oh no.
He doesn't like me. We're not friends anymore.
Here, have a present.
You can have a toilet paper.
I gotta get him some new clothes.
Nice re-gift.
How about a laptop?
Yeah, look, don't be sad, I got you a brand new laptop.
There's an Intel Celeron, painting three in there.
Thank you.
I feel like I could be in my age as a new computer for my show.
That's what I'd do.
That's what I'd do.
Here, have your favorite thing in the world.
Dude, I wanna make my snack.
Here, eat a cookie.
I'm making my olive tahini snack.
I'm making the Elvis sandwich.
I'm making all my favorite snacks.
Bomb it on toast, ban that person, and then let them do an unban report, but they have
to say that they ate the snack and give a review if it's less than a 6 out of 10 then they
don't get unban.
Okay, where is it? I want to make my snack.
Okay, this is a food. Choose a base to get started. We'll put it on a plate.
Okay, so it's a piece of sourdough. I can actually kind of draw this nicely, maybe.
And sometimes I eat two of these.
It's hard to draw with this.
I'm just gonna go slow.
Shape tool, right.
So it's kind of like that.
Did it again? I don't know, backup.
This is a work at pro I just two piece two I made drew two things.
You can't look at the first stroke of a paintbrush and go, what does that look like I think
you said.
Just started
This is I'm this is the bread I'm going very slow. This is one of my favorite snacks in the world right now
I'm going fucking slow
I'm gonna add detail in a second
And I'm thinking like a, add a little bit of detail here, because they're not totally
uniform.
It's bread, so it's kind of, you know, a little jagged over here, a little messed up.
I don't like it, but we're going to add like little toasted lines with like little pockets.
Let me see what I got here.
Something looks like a pocket, like a little sourdough, bumble's.
Oh shit.
Did this have a piece of bread?
Oh my god, I can just take that and stretch it.
What the fuck just happened?
What just happened to it?
Oh, there we go.
Can I not stretch it?
That screen or mouse gives you much more control of the stuff, and it's okay.
I don't even feel to see anything.
Textured poop.
I'm just trying to make it look like bread.
And it kind of looks like it's doing the job.
Is it looking like a good slice of sourdough or is it?
It's going to cover up the circles here.
Give it a little more texture over here.
Okay, that could be sourdough.
Alright now can I just like copy and paste this?
Oh, fuck, hold on. I kinda can.
I wanna- was it- was it advanced mode?
I wasn't advanced mode, okay.
Bro, you did it all on one layer?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, it's alright, I don't know- it's a photoshop, man!
What did I do down here? Why is it so weird?
Okay, there we go.
Where's the wand?
I'm not done with it, it's not done.
Where's the wand?
Just to erase the unfinished one, it's probably the- yeah, that's hard- oh god, damn it.
It's gonna erase the plate.
I'm just doing the cookie strategy, this is the only way it's gonna work.
Doesn't have to be perv'd.
Just trust the process, please.
I'm saying a lot of you are not trusting the process.
Look at that!
It's all about layering.
Okay, we got our sourdough pieces, two pieces of sourdough toast.
Second step is the tahini.
Tahini is going to have to be, it's kind of a, let's see, it's like this, and needs
to be a thicker spread.
And it's got to be that, yeah.
that and then also make it kind of dark smooth excuse me I need a new layer
How do I add a layer?
Layer dude, how do I add another layer?
Settings then layer?
Grid view?
What is this shit?
Um, draw a long or easy mode.
Change mode?
Do I have to easy mode?
Okay, here we go, there we go, there we go.
Is this the tahini?
It's lighter than this though.
Wait.
Is it actually going on there?
Why is it so thin?
Okay, that's fine.
You might be asking but you're covering all the sourdough, that's fine because the tahini
it goes on top okay so you got that tahini layer on the toasted sourdough and then on
On top of that, you're gonna come in with the olives.
You get the nice, good green olives.
Maybe there's an olive here.
What could be an olive?
That could be an olive if I make it... can I make it green?
That could be an olive, not really though.
I don't think I can change the color.
On the right?
Yeah, I just picked green, but I didn't do it.
That green.
No, that didn't hurt.
The blueberries could be at bottom right instead.
The paint bucket.
look it. Let's see if I can just put one down. Can I now paint it? I don't think so. Pro mode for that.
Paint it with the spray paint tool.
Is that what I'm talking about?
You put three in a row?
I'll paint them green.
Okay, now can I... great.
I don't think this is going to work.
What about pro mode?
No, I don't think so.
I guess I could spray paint them green?
I mean, this is kind of what they do. Hold on, they kind of do that.
Is that as small as I can make this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm right of the stamp menu.
The button would work?
I want my olives green.
That is a little bit better, but I gotta spray paint them green.
We'll see which one looks better.
Maybe bright?
Bright, smooth.
And then we'll take blue, yeah, here we go, here we go,
got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it,
got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Watch this.
All right, these are Castlevania olives
and these are, I think they're what they're called,
They called this R, like a R.
They do look kind of irradiated.
Why are they glowing?
That doesn't make any sense.
Darker green?
Is the light mode shit on?
No, illuminate is off.
Dude, I don't know. Whatever. These are olives.
Why is it white?
He turned on bright? When did I turn bright on?
Oh fuck. I thought I meant like whatever.
Alright, there we go. We're good.
That's starting to look like a novel.
You get the idea.
Actually, the buttons were better.
Buttons actually look like the way they truly look.
And we're going to do olive oil drizzle, and we're going to do cheddar cheese on the side.
Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
We're going to replace these with buttons.
Just a little quick fix, that's all there is to it.
Okay, we can clean that up a little bit later some of the day.
better. You're talking to have a little bit of all of juice. That's fine.
It has stink aura. It's just fine, man. We're just making olives. The blue is...
Let me go in and fix this. Just wait a second. Oh my God.
Okay check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out I got
this here.
Check it out seriously I take this.
That's okay for the little bit of blue, that just means that's the extra protein powder.
I don't put protein powder on this.
Okay, now we need that drizzle of olive oil.
It's a very good drizzle.
We're going to make it... wait, there's something that I could stamp on here.
Why can't this be a different color?
Okay, I can't make it dark.
I would love to make this darker.
That would be amazing if I could just make this darker.
To make it transparent, I don't think you can do anything.
They're filters up here?
I'll just blur it so no one can see what it actually is.
Just do sepia tone.
Hey, if I do sepia tone, then no one will know.
Just censor it.
No.
I got it. I have to do it my way.
Come on.
It's fucking Minecraft rotten flesh.
It's close enough.
I swear to God it looks better than this when I make it.
What?
Make the drizzle white?
I can.
I'm just going to have to paint it on.
Like that.
There we go.
I'm not even gonna think about it.
What the fuck is going on?
That was a perfect draw.
What the...
No, seriously.
Why did that do that?
Why is it so light?
Why is it so light?
Gotta get that olive oil drizzle on it.
All right, that's fine. I don't care.
Make the shit vivid.
Whoa! Made it look way more appetizing. All right, perfect.
There it is.
There's my olive, tahini, sourdough, crustini, with a drizzle of EDO, and,
who could forget the slice of cheese on the side? Where is it?
I just need a square.
It needs to be a different color than that though, that's not the right color, it's gonna be this color.
And sometimes you might even do a double.
This is implying that this is kind of a double.
There it is. There it is. That is what I eat every day. That's my favorite snack.
Two slices of cheddar cheese with the Crestinis. Sour dough. It's perfect. It's done. And
that's going to be fed to everybody on the island whether they fucking want it or not.
This is, I gotta get a name for this.
This is a, what do I call it?
An olive, creamy, rich,
the rich,
the rich,
the rich bite.
No.
Pregnancy.
The Tahini Crustini.
I got to like the Tahini Crustini.
It's not a Crustini though, that's not what this is.
The Tahini Crustini.
It only took 30 minutes to make that.
The Tahini.
The tahini, crostini.
Yeah.
Don't put the?
But that's a statement though,
that's the Tahini-Crustini.
It's Crostini, not mine.
This is a Crostini.
Why are you naming it like it's a TF2 weapon?
It's the Tahini-Crustini.
The Tahini-Crustini.
Thank you.
that's good that's it's the teeny-crushed teeny it's got plus 20
percent fucking damage minus 10 percent movement speed and the magazine is a bit
larger that's jail food it is not jail food go eat it and you can go fuck
yourself and you tell me if it's bad it's kind of oily but it's delicious this is a
this is a bread oily bread room temperature and it's
no don't irradiate it
It's kind of sour though.
No, it's rich.
There it is, the tahini for steaming.
That's going to be everybody's favorite food. It better be my favorite food.
All right, now I'm feeding it to myself.
I'll have to buy it.
Whoa, that looks kinda good.
I'll take five Tahini Crestini's, please.
And...
Oh my god, whoop-air float, popcorn,
Vennlump mint, mint-sugar-territ-spice, herb, whatever.
Is this too much money? How much money is this?
Seven bucks, though.
Alright, you tell me what you think.
Come on, Jeremy.
This is your favorite. You eat this every day.
Dude, look at these green chipers. Oh my god, give it to me. I love that.
This is the Tahiti Scrooge. Oh!
He likes it.
This is his top three favorite foods behind apple and egg.
I like it.
Looks good, sure.
It will cost $3.
Do we have the budget for that right now?
Sure do.
I want it. Let's get green.
That's the third thing he's ever eaten.
So yeah, of course he's gonna think it's okay.
Hold on. Take a look whenever.
Very nice. Okay.
I wonder what's one thing you like to put on bread?
Oh, well that's easy. Fucking tahini.
I have tahini, christini.
Okay, good. Everything's going well.
Oh no. You keep falling down. Alright, who's going to save him? Let's have Miss Piggy go save him. You're a part of the Sesame Street.
Another quick tip for you. I feel like you have to drag a me halfway across the island to talk to another specific me. Well, there's an easier way.
Grab the me you want, press wind up with a me list. Ah, that's bad.
Are you alright? Please help me.
Help him.
Don't worry, I watched a video of this once.
Wait, what?
Hey!
What a relief. You're okay.
Ah, now they're having a friendship moment.
Excellent.
All right.
All kinds of shit going on there.
I do have to make the Tasmanian Devil from memory and he is a trampstimp.
Huh?
Let's play with the repeats.
Sure.
When Zereturn pick the name of a food, the game ends if someone picks something that isn't a food.
It's too slow or repeats a food.
Okay, pick a food.
I'll go and don't repeat foods.
No repeats.
Food.
Root cheese.
Uh, oatmeal cookie.
Cornish pusty.
Uh, broccoli.
Sort.
Yogurt.
Apple pie
Bum yell cake
I almost fucked up cause it's not real
Pot stickers
Bridge
Grilled Pacific Sorry
What's this?
Boil dumplings
Weepery
Ooh, ummm
I'm an artist.
No cake.
You lose.
No cake is a repeat.
What is this game?
Sour oily bread room temperature.
It's a good profile.
Time for a price.
Go ahead.
Hit one.
You um...
Everybody that talks a lot of shit.
You make exactly the way I told you to make it.
Good green olives.
Don't get this, don't get good ones.
You take a bite of that and you should get a whole olive.
Bite through the tahini, bite through the olive oil, get the cheese.
I want a full, full written apology from everybody here.
Aw man.
Wait, I got a cooking show.
Okay, see you.
Oh, you're chicken on the stir.
Oh no, what's wrong with stir?
Oh god.
This book is so funny.
Ha ha ha.
He he he.
Dr. Klaid says Cookie Monster's voice was just two balloons rubbing together.
That's... I can't unhear that now.
You hungry?
You want some meat?
Um...
Do you need me?
Yeah, try this.
I made something special.
That's the tahini crusty.
Yum.
I made something special.
That's the tahini crusty.
Yum.
Loves it.
That's gonna take over Apple. Yep, number one favorite thing.
How does he like it more than me?
I'm guilty of just walking faster and faster all the time without even noticing.
Interesting.
That's going good.
Okay. New clothes.
Lord and Watson company, okay.
Hello.
I feel like being a little social butterfly right now.
Okay, so let's, uh, who should we have hang out with with Kathy?
Let's have, um...
scare maybe
you guys gonna hang out or are you gonna be weird?
oh shit she found a teeny crustini everybody loves these I heard about
does. I want to see what Captain Crunch wants, and then I'm gonna make the Tasmanian Devil.
Oh. Hello. I'm hungry.
Okay. I got something for you.
Yum!
The tahini ruined its stirs' res.
Okay. People like it.
I do like it when someone says I look like someone else.
It makes me feel uneasy.
Okay.
You have to make the Elvis sandwich. I eventually will.
Okay, let's make somebody.
Okay, from scratch. We're doing Tasmanian Devil?
Or... I gotta try to do Tasmanian Devil for memory.
Wow, this is gonna be hard. I know he's just got like a, his whole head is a mouth.
I'm out of mouth.
Hold on. I might change this.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
It's not the Tasmanian Devil. I changed it. No, is it? I pivoted to a different character.
I imagine thinking this is what the Tasmanian Devil looks like from memory?
Like who hit me in the head with a hammer?
Okay, I don't hate it yet.
Okay, hold on.
Can we make for like an alien or something?
I don't know why, bros.
Oh, well, I shouldn't have a moustache?
Well, none.
I don't hate that.
He's gonna have that same color here though.
Okay.
No, I gotta keep the little piece of hair.
That's not bad, either.
Uh, hold on.
Why is this guy anemic?
I don't- I don't know.
Take the glasses off if the glass is too much.
Let me make them smaller.
I don't know what he has on his head.
I was going to think he's just like sprinkles.
He just looks sick.
I don't know.
He's a bedazzled head.
I don't know.
He's a bedazzled head. I don't know.
I just let him go. I was just letting it flow.
Is it anime scar? I don't know what I'm doing.
It's Harry Potter!
Should he have the like, flying float through the eye?
How about like a football?
I
Fuck's all over
Yeah.
Let's see if we can get this guy boarded off the island.
Oh, perfect.
How do I get rid of all the other stuff that's on them?
How do I get rid of all the other stuff that's on them?
Like how do I get rid of the- okay.
Let's load much.
better you stop trying after Kathy Mitchell I'm just playing with the tools
I'm learning how to do tools I don't get I'm just playing around we get there
could be 70 people on this island how am I gonna know how to do the stamp so
If I don't ever make somebody with a stamp, this guy is just, we're just gonna make this guy who cares.
Actually, okay, I like this guy.
Okay, this is
Void of it all.
My name is Void of it all.
He sounds like a prescription. Boyd of it all. Well, he looks like he needs one.
We're getting them all left bars.
Normal serious flat polite slow.
Exit room left.
Okay, reserved.
Now I'm gonna make Tasmanian Dible.
Can put houses anywhere on the island.
Let's put them away from everybody.
I hate this guy so much.
I hate this character. I wish I could have shown it like everyone else.
I don't even try to answer the phone anymore. It's always the robot calling.
True.
Okay, now I'm going to make a character for real.
Tasmanian Devil
Does he even have hair?
I think I'm going to have to make the whole character on his face.
You're making all hetero men, his only hetero men and two women.
I'll make another woman, I swear.
Okay, Tasmanian Devil.
What if I just made the whole character on his face?
because his whole body is the mouth, which I don't think I can even do that, because
he's like all teeth, right?
Okay, let me go to the drawing.
Because he's pretty much all mouth and teeth.
And then his nose is up here.
Okay, then it's just like a big mouth.
And I know he has hair, though. Does he have a hair?
I gotta look at these in a fair spot. I can just pick them up, right?
How high up is the nose? That feels like right here.
A little bit higher.
Do his eyes connect?
Make the mole from Mario instead.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm committing.
I'm not pivoting to make f**king void of it all.
What a s**t name.
I hate that character.
I want to say it's like that.
And then it's all mouth.
It's I need to just get him out of here.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I need to just get a visual man.
It's going to take a little while.
I think it's going to be a little, hold on, let me do this.
It's gonna take a second, but I'll get it.
It's like his whole face is his mouth.
And then it's just a bunch of teeth.
That's not Mr. Potato Head.
Ah, I fucking hate when that happens.
Okay. It's not that dark though. But no, it is darker than that.
use the paint bucket wouldn't it's I think it's gonna fuck it up isn't it okay it is sealed
Okay, now I need to make shapes, I need to make teeth.
They're huge, right?
You'll see the value guys fighting the vision.
right now. You'll see when it's done.
It's getting there.
It actually is getting there.
Just wait, I'll do the detail later.
Look on the bright side, at least he's not gonna get a copyright strike.
Okay, fine. Good. You can hold it, hold your thoughts.
I need it. Okay, hold on.
That's looking pretty okay.
I
Eyebrows need to be thicker.
And he needs hair or something, doesn't he?
It's better, right?
Take that cover there, I need it just a little bit.
Put White Shine on the nose.
It's not gonna work. I need to get a little lighter than that. Hold on.
It looks like he's got like cocaine in his nose. Like that?
Okay, now.
How do I?
He has hair.
How do I add hair?
Can I, I can't like overdraw on this.
Can I?
Oh, I can give him hair in the actual,
Okay, he can actually get here.
Is that good? Is his nose too small?
I think that this nose may be a little bit water.
Ears.
I think I can put the ears on after.
I think that's close.
I definitely you know what I want to do I want to get in here and put like a tongue there's a huge tongue in here
This is needs to be a little darker to unlike how
You know I'm saying like this is let me get the fill tool
Better that's much better now the bright tone
I gotta get in close to this.
Gotta get the outline correct.
It's like just a huge time.
What's going on with this?
There we go.
I
Fuck you
Come on, dude, I gotta get this.
Perfect.
Yep.
Look at how close this is getting.
with ears and hair.
That's good, right?
I think that's okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna clean this up a little
because it looks like shit.
Any blight.
We gotta mold it?
I hate that!
Should we put like dirt on him or something?
Like blood?
What does it have so many different eats?
I don't like this.
Why is it looking like that?
I don't like this part right here.
Actually, it's okay if it would be a little weird.
He eats rabbits.
How's he?
That's creepy, dude.
Ooh.
I just made it way better.
I just made it way better.
This is fucking perfect now.
This is actually perfect.
All right, hold on a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I gotta shape this. I gotta shape it. I have to shape it. Watch this.
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh, this is perfect.
OK, because I can keep the bottom part like big.
Just kind of go like that, and like that.
Because he kind of has a weird little head.
His head goes little.
It goes little to huge.
God damn it, I gotta do it straight.
That's so fucking good.
It's actually gonna come together.
Should I make it a little tighter?
Like even tighter?
Just like that big face.
Yup. Look at this.
Look at that.
It is actually coming together perfectly.
Oh, look at all those naysayers.
Everybody in the chat right now
that said this was not gonna work out.
You're wrong.
Okay.
Perfect.
This needs a little bit of help right here.
Section right here.
Yep, this is perfect. He's perfect. I gotta fix that little spot around his mouth.
We're going to get the ears on too and we'll be good.
And hair.
His teeth can be a little fucked up, it's okay.
I don't like that. Let's give it a red.
Okay, look at the difference between this and the Cookie Monster.
The Cookie Monster is a piece of shit in comparison to this.
That was my first real character ever besides making myself I don't count it
Okay
Just doing a little bit of detail work we're gonna fix some of these teeth
All right, teeth need fixing, and then I'm done.
The eyebrows are all right?
Yeah, I think they're fine.
Better?
Better?
Better.
Very nice.
Okay, looks better.
Good.
One more little touch up right here.
This one right here as well. Like that red.
Okay, all right, it's time to say that's enough.
That's enough, we're good.
That's gonna be perfect.
Fixed a lump in the mouth?
Okay.
I made it worse.
fixed! he has whiskers? oh shit he has whiskers, okay.
Now I gotta go slow on this one because this is quick extreme detail work is coming in
Yeah.
Extreme detail.
Detail.
Okay. Ethel Scooby-Doo, shut up.
That's Scooby-Doo!
Yeah, alright, we need to meet these holes a little bigger.
Should I outline the whole rest of them to really, I gotta have to, right?
I have to.
You can't just go halfway with the, but you can't go.
No half measures won't.
Try outlining his head?
Or is that overkill?
Outline the teeth too, right?
Everything.
This is where you make the money.
This is gonna be the most detailed character on this whole island,
and I'm not gonna give a fuck about anybody else, by the way.
This is going to be so good.
It's going to be so good.
You're going to think I downloaded this from somewhere.
Is it the outline tool? Outline tool? Wait, where?
How do I get it? What do I do?
Oh, it's only doing... Okay.
Well, that is good for... Whoa, bro, what the fuck was that?
What are you doing? Stop chewing it out!
Oh.
What the hell? Wait, what's going on?
What is going on?
What is it doing?
Okay, Outline.
Yeah, that's an Outliner, right?
Do I actually hat?
Come on, man.
What the fuck?
Okay, wait.
Let's get there, sir.
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Let's go. Alright, I can't do it in here.
That's fine.
We'll do the old fashion way in here.
Good, looks like a Tasmanian Devil from the Game Boy.
I had to make up for that character that I just made, let's be real, you know what I
mean like you got you got to go from the worst laziest shittiest character to like
I'm making the real Tasmanian devil fucking one to one better than you've ever seen
in your whole life.
The point is to absolutely blow you away with what I'm doing.
And we're not even done.
We're like maybe a third of the way there.
It's busy like another four hours of detail work to do.
We're done in five minutes.
I gotta go all in, man.
You gotta get the outline.
It's gonna be perfect.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh!
It makes me want to fucking puke every time that happens.
You undo should have a like halfway through your last stroke.
I'm so happy with this.
Love both the eyes, the eyes need an outline too!
Alright, should I just keep the eyes connected?
Or should I split them up?
Let's see what it looks like.
Yep, that's exactly what I was looking for.
Precisely what I wanted.
Okay, we're almost done.
I'm just gonna do the tongue and the bottom teeth and that's it and I gotta clean up a little.
His eyes have to be bloodshot.
His eyes bloodshot.
That's a little too uniform, I gotta fix that.
You wouldn't know, you're not an artist.
He fell for the outline beam.
No, dude, it looks so much better.
But it looks so much better.
Okay, I lost it.
That's a fuck up. I gotta replace that.
There we go, just one more, one more thing and it's over.
I won't be a perfectionist with it, I'll just clean up a little and then I'm done.
Everyone is starving to death on the island. I have to go back and figure that out.
Hell yeah.
Alright, now it's just the bottom teeth and that's it.
And I'm fucking done.
I'm freaking done, you know what I mean?
We're not gonna be able to be more friendly today.
No!
It's fine.
No!
It's fine.
Ah!
I got too cocky there. That was a stupid maneuver. That was a dumb maneuver, I shouldn't have done that.
Oh
Oh, fuck, I just realized something.
If he doesn't have a mouth, it doesn't have eyes, for real.
How is he gonna talk?
Cause he's gonna be like this forever.
His mouth is not gonna move.
He's never, he's gonna be a cardboard cutout.
His mouth doesn't move.
Should I get him a tiny one in the middle?
Come on a stretch, here it is.
Here it is the last part and that's it and I'm done.
I didn't preserve the integrity of the tooth, it's okay.
made it look a little better. It's good. It's looking pretty good. He's not all brown,
He's beige
What about hair I
Don't know if hair is gonna work because wasn't isn't this head technically right here. I
Think I have to draw hair on him. I think I have to draw the hair
I don't know what it looks like, but I'm going to figure it out, let's see, I got one, let's see.
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
He has a tuft of hair that's up there.
He also has ears.
Okay, can I come back and edit this or is it a completely done deal when I'm done with
I can't, okay. Let me see what it looks like. Because we need to see what the book... okay,
let me say done. Because I can come back and edit the face paint, right? Bro, this is
is fucking perfect.
I'm wearing a Tasmanian Devil Halloween mask.
That's not good.
I could have probably just imported a Tasmanian Devil Halloween mask into this.
Oh my god.
That is actually a disaster. It's just a guy wearing a mask that sucks!
What okay what about hair?
That ad, that's actually pretty close.
Alright, it's getting less mask-like.
It's getting... hold on.
What about the back?
Can we add more to the back?
Just getting a shitload of hair back here.
Come on, dude, don't fucking do that to me.
This is... that's promising, man.
Come on.
Let's do this to me.
Damn it! That would have been perfect.
Maybe something that stands up higher than that.
I gotta take the outline off the top.
Uh, yeah, I think the outline has to come off.
Are none of these high enough?
Okay, that's too bad I can't have that, I love that, it's perfect.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you can't get better than that.
Because when I add the back, it makes it look worse.
How come it's all so low?
Oh, shit, okay, hold on, there it is.
Dude, where I got it, I got it, it's this one right here, it's over, I got it, it's done,
Dundeele.
Move the outline, and there he is.
Make the face a little taller, hold on.
I wish those eyebrows weren't sticking like that.
All that excess brown paint on the side.
All right, hold on. Let's see if I go back.
Add face paint, right?
Okay, what is the hair?
Wait, can I do this?
Oh, hell yeah.
Hold on.
Beautiful.
That's okay, right?
It's one of the touch, a little, good.
Now we shave off the excess and see what it looks like.
I have to be certain of this by the way because I can't, I'm not going to be allowed this
back easily okay the outline's got to come off the edges here
It's going to feel so bad to do.
I don't want to take too much off though because I like the big face.
I think I'll go smaller.
Much smaller.
a little time here.
I also have to make his face the same color as the hair,
which I think I can do the stopper, right?
Okay, I'm not making a character for like an hour after this.
This is the last character I'm making today and I was going to see how they hang out.
Okay, that's good.
Get rid of this.
I think we could have shaved this too.
Just a little. Not a lot.
Perfect.
I speak now or forever hold your pace here because this is I gotta I'm done after this
I would just have to do the color matching and that's it.
Shade more of the sides.
I like the big face.
I think it has to stay.
Alright, now let me get the stopper.
Because I want this, like, different, that different brown.
Can I get that brown?
No, that's not quite it.
Can I stop her on that?
I should be able to put a stopper on there and get that exact run.
Oh shit, here it is.
Is that?
That's not it.
Oh, he said it is.
He's a little darker than that, though, isn't he?
Am I crazy?
He's like...
And then I can change the hair color to that.
Okay, hold on. I gotta fix this.
That looks alright. Hold on.
Final touch-ups.
He's good. He's done.
done it that's game over that was gonna color match the hair bottom right tooth
is fucked up oh man look at that I saw a good catch
Okay, the hair now needs to be...
Is that correct?
Is that right? I think that's good!
No, it's not. What's the right one?
I don't like the back, hold on, this would be... I think the back, that's the best I can make it, I think.
He's kind of starting to trend towards animal from the puppets.
Okay, is the extra better to make it look like it's more of his body?
He's trying to make tags.
Okay, so yeah, I was making him from memory until, until I wasn't.
Once I started to be like, what does he actually look like?
Later on, I was like, when I saw a picture, I did it from memory for the first, like
his face.
And then it was like, okay, what does he actually look like?
I need to be certain.
I cheated.
Oh, I cheated.
I cheated halfway through.
All the shit you see right here in front of you, like I did all that.
It was only when we got to the Detailer.
How'd you get the colors wrong then?
We're good.
Okay, do I dare do anything else?
What about a real mouse so we can actually talk?
Hold on, this actually might work out.
It's going to be too weird.
Oh what if I do this? Hold on watch this.
Boys and girls, I got it.
Look at this.
It's gonna be right at the top of the tongue.
I wish I could move it to the right.
Are you gonna hate this?
Oh, fuck you, right?
Uh, we're not gonna see the ears, no way.
No, the ears are not gonna show up.
It's all good.
His face is not like, okay, I'm looking at a picture right now and you're right.
Hold on.
I need to fix his face.
I need to fix it.
Wait, we got to get it for real.
He can't just be like this.
Okay.
I'm looking at a picture right now.
He has like a beige face.
I don't think it works, man.
I back can't work.
He looks like a family guy character now.
Looks like Peter Griffin.
That's one.
That's the first time.
Write it down.
He looks like a Peter Griffin Sonic the Hedgehog character.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, this doesn't work for me.
This doesn't do it for me.
The beige is around his mouth and beige is on his nose too.
Hold on, let me try.
I can't fuck this up. How many undoes do you get?
No. No.
It's not correct, but it looks like it is.
It's not correct, but it doesn't feel like it should be.
Hold on.
But it still doesn't look right.
Why does this look so wrong?
But that's literally him.
Alright, let me clean this up.
That's going to come in a little tighter.
You spent five hours making Taz.
I played another game for three hours before this.
Okay.
Do I?
I think I just say fuck this and just do the outline and the cut.
But I can't do that, right?
Yeah, but I played Hello Neighbor, do you remember that?
I'll get it done quick.
I'll get it done quick.
I'll get them quick.
Like we're already halfway done.
We're already halfway done.
Why are you rage-beating us?
I want it to be good!
I don't get to remake him!
And it's gonna look like he just has like fucking white sauce on his face.
Look at this, almost there, we just crossed half way point boys and girls, look at this.
Everybody chill.
You can edit them after, you think I'm going to edit them after, I will not open this
menu again after this you do it all or don't remember what Yoda said do it or
don't do it don't even think about trying I follow Yoda's philosophy do it or
Don't do it.
And I, oh, sorry, I forgot about that.
For a couple of those in there, for good measure.
to rage baiting. I'm not rage baiting. You're projecting rage bait onto me. I'm just having
a good old time.
I can go.
Ladies and gentlemen, Taz, the Tazmanian Devil.
Oh, and I'm gonna have a fucking fuck that up.
Oh, I almost messed up that outline.
Shit! It's okay.
I think it's done. It's not done. Don't tell the chef when to take the fucking salmon
out of the oven, please.
Do you go to a restaurant and go, oh yeah, please, yeah,
I'll take the, you know, the scallops sound really good.
You know, the scallops, yeah, scallops and a baked potato.
And then after you order it, you walk up to the kitchen
and you tell the chef to take the salmon out of the oven
after it's been like 20 minutes since in the oven.
Get out of here.
Get out of the kitchen.
I'm fucking busy.
Yup.
Yeah.
It's completed.
It's done.
It's not being changed.
That's it.
We just have to do his personality.
Dude, that tooth!
I don't like that tooth!
Let me fix the tooth and we're done.
This tooth is fucked up.
This dude needs to be changed.
I could never be satisfied with my work.
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
I don't like it.
What's wrong with it?
What's fucking happening? I fucked it up!
No! No, my masterpiece! My beautiful masterpiece! What did I do to it? This doesn't look right!
Why is it brown?
Why is it- well.
Out of a Russian artist.
There we go.
Alright.
Yep.
Good.
I'm not doing any more fixes. This is the end
Move the whole thing to the left.
The bottom left tooth is fucked up. I don't care. Alright, we have to make him naked.
Can you make a character naked?
He's pretty small, right?
Why is it, like, why is it, like, Tahiti?
No, not Texas, Taz.
My name is Taz.
It's tea to f**ked up dude. I need to fix those. Look at the top row. They're not even connected.
Oh look, another, another heterosexual male.
How old is Taz?
He's got to be like 30 at this point I'm just going to say 30.
Make him bisexual.
Should we just make tat?
Okay.
I don't know if that's canon or not.
So we're going to make them, because with, out of the two dating preferences, we're going
to make them, you can pick more than one, just like here, okay, Taz is, is fucking bisexual.
I'm gonna have a what is a 70
my name is
my name is
my
my name is
it's
my name is
My name is Tess. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Tess. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Tess. My name is Tess.
It's my name is Tess. My name is Tess.
My name is Tess. My name is Tess.
My name is Tess. My name is Tess.
It's my name is Tess. My name is Tess.
It's nice to meet you. My name is Tess.
No, not deeper. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 19, 2020. My name is Tess.
it's nice to meet you today is April 19th 2026 so how does this voice sound, my name is Tas
it's nice to meet you it's nice to meet you today is April 19th 2026
that's good so how does this voice sound, my name is Tas
my name is Tas, that pitch is too low
my name is Tas, my name is Tas
My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess. My name's Tess.
My name's Tess. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 19, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?
Yeah, it's like... It's all over the place.
Alright, he's fucking crazy.
He's dead serious dude, he's not chill.
All he thinks about is eating rabbits and stuff.
He doesn't mess around.
Yeah, he's absolutely not chill.
He's ambitious.
taking an ambitious visionary full of energy and acts on many whims once they
start they don't stop that is actually what he is
all right we got it build a house for Taz you can go right here next to the
Cookie Monster?
Or over with Miss Piggy?
Oh god, I didn't line that up correctly.
Hey, you must be DJ?
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Taz.
I'm a vicious visionary.
Which means, I see world for what could be,
but always how it is...
I took a long time making that and it's flipping after me.
That was a long one.
I had fun that, but that was fun though.
Hey, we got a new person on the island.
Alright, let's feed you a full lasagna and then get out of here.
I don't know, how about some french toast? Let's go.
Taz is canonically married.
I think it looks pretty good.
we celebrate.
Thanks for watching! I'm Miss Piggy, and you're up to date!
That sounds good to me, let's keep going.
Alright, let's let the island... let's play for a little bit. I know that the playing
is making, but I need to build a bridge. Because Voldemort... I don't even know what
This guy's name is Void- Voidovital. Voidovital.
I don't know what he's making this guy.
I have any grass, right?
This should be beach, shouldn't it?
There.
Okay, he can now hang out with the rest of us.
Okay, looks good.
I wonder if there's a react when you drop them onto something, huh?
Vending machines?
All right, let's check in with him.
He seems like he's not doing well.
Oh man, this character is fucking terrible.
Should we kill him?
Should we just like pick him up and drop him? I think we should drop him in the ocean.
Yum!
Maybe with some clothing and a hat, he'll look better.
Void-void vital. Void of it all.
I always dream of shaking things up with what I wear, but then I pull out the same mold outfit.
Okay, close. We gotta gain something, man.
This may be even worse.
Why don't you take the shirt off?
Boarding wants some company.
Alright, let's introduce you to Captain Crunch.
Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Void of the Tall.
Nice to meet you, Void of the Tall. I'm Captain Crunch.
Oh, God.
Oh my god.
I like horror movies.
They seem like they get along.
Those are all stir.
Um, do you have a moment?
I do.
I would just love it if there were a flower planter right here.
Okay.
Like right here, right here?
Thanks. That'll make life on this island a million times better.
Stir is out of the walk. Okay. Um, where's the do tasks looks great. Look at that profile picture.
Wait, what is Kathy dreaming of? We need to know.
Wait, should you dream? Spin? Wait, why should you dream about this?
Um, are they gonna? Oh, no.
Nice. Okay. That was a weird dream.
Ooh! That's cool.
Selling it could also give your wallet a little boost. I don't want to sell it. I wanted to have toys to play with.
Pawn Shop?
I gotta expand the island a little, man. This is... I gotta have like different places for this.
I gotta have to... I gotta expand.
Put it right here.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
A very rapidly the bullpunch shop has opened on Facebook.
You'll want to visit the right price to sell off any treasure you don't need anymore.
You don't need anymore?
Well, if you're wanting to do the news with, well, they find my pocket land.
And I was told this treasure is priceless, but the cashier sure was glad to put a price
tag on it.
Facebook Marketplace.
Thanks for watching.
Uncapped in crunch, and you're up to date.
Let me check the clothes store, actually.
Well, I know who we're giving that to.
We'll give this to Taz, right?
That's right, because that'll make him naked.
What the fuck?
Can I give that to Taz?
This suit jacket, some pants, two pairs of pants.
Baseball cap. I'm gonna get a baseball hat from me.
Oh you can make clothing.
Okay, now the question is, will that look better on the captain?
Like, this is as close as I'm gonna get for now.
Better.
Now we need a blue hat.
I like that one.
Oh god.
Maybe we'll make, um, Void float around.
Yeah, you can walk goofily.
No, no, no...
Okay, so now...
They're gathered to share pics of Tahiti.
Where are they gathered for this?
Okay, that's a double level up.
How about a, I don't know, how about a quick build?
No, I don't care about this.
Okay, I need,
should we get a doghouse or Taz?
Doesn't he live in a doghouse?
And then maybe a gift?
Muscle building?
Let's do yoga.
That's right, I gotta give Kathy the cooking show.
Try this one.
Oh, he does not like that.
Um, well, sorry.
I guess just put this on then.
It looks a little distinguished, right?
It's much to trust on what's sometimes hard.
True.
Hmm?
Do you know that they get up to stuff even when you're not watching, which you could get
some kind of daily report on Facebook?
Perhaps an MNN news station is in order.
Another place of God.
This is going to have to go over here.
I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
So you would come here every day and see what's going on?
The dolls that come to violent presidents will deliver the island to its last place
today.
Stop by in an in-daily to make sure you don't miss a single story.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Captain Crunch.
I'm Captain Crunch.
Alright, this impressing matters do attend to here.
Huh?
Hello?
I want some clothes that make me look pleasant.
Oh shit, we need to get her a new outfit.
I just made that up. Feel free to use it.
Okay, gotcha. Um, how about...
We really don't have shit, do we?
Do you want to wear this?
Apparently.
Yeah, I've been kneeling throughout my mouth before.
I guess I can't ask myself, it's just getting left unsaid.
It's not a gimp outfit, okay?
Huh? Hey, good afternoon!
I want to try living with Kathy.
Try living with- what are you talking about? Living- we don't know each other.
You give me roommates?
If I live with Kathy, we'd be spending a lot of time together.
What's something you think we enjoy doing every day with Kathy and I live together?
No!
I think you're right. I'll be talk to her.
I know right now. Something I'd like to ask you.
What's up my biggest fan?
Well, if the two of us live together, what's something you think we enjoy doing every day?
Daily Russian Roulette is fucking crazy man. That's a not once ever.
A perfect match. Let's move in together.
Wait, we're actually going to be best friends.
I want to get that out of me.
I need to like bring myself back into like the
The geneticist didn't fucking pull out that for my DNA.
This is gonna be a blast.
Don't you think the houses here are a little small?
I'm thinking I'll need to go to anyone.
Can new house a big house?
Maybe we take the perfect, we take the upfront lot right here.
No, we take the beach right here.
Perfect.
Check this out.
Right on the beach, right front and center.
Best lot in the entire town.
I'm sure we have a quick time waiting in this house together.
Say, do you have any ideas for what to call us, Hope?
If you have a good name for us, I'd love to hear it.
I got the perfect one.
That is not, that is not, that is not what I said.
Well, are you speaking English?
Why can't you say ready, sit?
You can change how they pronounce it after.
Oh, OK.
There, the Express Ready set live.
I'll use Xperia Sess rate.
Set. Live.
I'll use Xperia Sess rate.
Set. Live.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go, express.
Wait.
Succeed.
Why can you not say express?
Yeah, like express or say express.
What's this deal?
What the fuck is he saying what is he saying
I don't understand what is it?
Okay, there we go.
Why was he saying it's a weird one?
Checking on us.
The numbers are express.
Ready?
Set loop.
It'll be known as...
It'll be known as...
It'll be known as...
That's never happened before.
You never...
Every time they do the pronunciation, they don't say that.
I walk around the house like this.
I do.
All right, so we're go- this is the new house. What does it look like inside? Whoa, that's crazy.
This, this is my shitty room.
I need a bat, it's getting better than that, this looks awful.
No, I gotta have that.
Get those wings off too.
I gotta do some changes.
Yeah, this is different. Thank you.
You're welcome.
All right, how is this in here?
Can we have everybody over a big dinner?
That's cute.
What are we eating? Why are we not eating the tahini-crustini?
What's this gross shit-breeding? I don't want this.
together. We're gonna have a ball. I should make watching infomercials before that.
I would not be excited about that. That's the least excited thing I've ever heard all day.
That's now I would not be excited by that.
Oh, welcome to Home Express. Ready? Set live.
Sales like Kathy is just as excited to live together as I am.
Let the watching infomercials shenanigans commence.
I feel like I got to get more than a one note personality on my character because the whole
character is basing his entire life around watching infomercials and Kathy Mitchell.
Like I got to have some more things that I care about.
It's all a one note personality right now.
We need some more friends.
There's gotta be more than one person on the island.
I can't just be this super Omega fan that only has one thing that I care about.
I can be a fan, that's fine, but I gotta have more to do than just-
I love Kathy Mitchell, and I love Whip for Purchase, and I love Sean Scrum, Italy, I'm just-
There's gotta be more than that.
I need more hobbies.
What are you doing in our house?
All right, how are things going? Let's go here.
I got money, right? Yeah.
I like this. This could be like a Miss Piggy room.
This is very Miss Piggy. I like it.
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
Did they get along?
Where's Miss Piggy's house?
Much better.
Your living room is bigger than all the Mini's houses combined.
They'll get there.
It looks great now.
Thank you.
Get a little room both.
Hi, I was just gonna ask that, so I'm glad you brought it up.
Nintendo Switches?
He's hallucinating.
What is he dreaming about?
That's a real question.
Aw.
Oh
Here you want to have you want some mint candy
You like it
You like it
I want you two to meet.
Yo.
Why do I feel like you two are going to get along?
Um, hello.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Void of the Toll.
Hello there, Void of the Toll.
I'm known as Sturt.
The milk cake sucks, dude.
Teeny-crusty-ties, way better.
They seem to be getting along, let's see.
Oh, we're gonna put Taz's doghouse in.
How could I forget?
the beach houses are inescapable right now can they not leave didn't i build a path for
them to do the lock-on? Seems happy. Let me go in here, I haven't seen this in a while.
250 bucks for the seller pin
Can I do anything with it or should I just sell it come back again
How about you you two go talk to each other where's West has the YouTube met
We haven't met yet
My name is Cap and Crunch.
Hello there, Cap and Crunch.
I know it's Taz.
Sparkle, Pro-Red Seed Pro-Haw.
Sparkle, Pro-Red Seed, Haw.
Poistas.
And even I know Count Chocula would have to be another hour long creation.
Where did I go?
Am I just hanging on it?
We're just still in here.
What was I doing again?
I gotta get those wings off.
Good seeing you.
No.
How do I take them off?
I gotta ta- uh, the tailed taz.
Oh, you can see their nicknames and everything, that's cool.
Uh, you need something? What is it?
Can't stop hiccuping. Oh, I'll get somebody.
Um, how about...
Are you in trouble?
These...
Kick...
Kick-ups...
They won't stop...
Kick...
So first I do this...
Then this...
Oh, I think you're onto something.
It worked.
Thank you.
No need to thank me.
He's kind of making a lot of friends, I'm not gonna lie, he seems pretty popular.
backstory in this guy I don't even know. Okay I can add a type of clothing, a
treasure, island landscaping, house exterior. I can make my own house that's
That's kind of cool.
You can now paint a house exterior.
I like that.
That's cool.
Ooh.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Island residents have long dreamed of traveling the world, and now their wish has come true.
We're going to leave the island?
I'll be given the gift of travel by selecting travel tickets from the Wishing Fountain.
At hearing the news, locals explain, I can't wait to finally take a vacation.
That's Cookie Monster?
But how can we know what innumerable horrors await us beyond the safety of the million
shore?
No it isn't.
It's just a blue circle with black paint on it.
The first of my life trip is an Oceania tour.
I'm told a wish has already been added, so someone can leave immediately.
Wait, where are they going to go?
Make a void travel.
I'm going to keep void around.
Okay, so travel tickets.
Hawaii toer a trip all over down under who should get to do this
all right well he gets to go
You better come back five levels higher.
Oh, are you really gonna get Oceania to work?
Thank you so much. Time to pack my bags.
Hmm, where's he gonna go? Take some pictures.
It's tough finding a cat up here. Maybe I can hop in his fingers.
Thank you.
Oh boy. It's Australia's quick delivery.
Thank you.
You give like at so many points for this. I wish I could keep those on his head.
I got these clothes for days.
Thank you.
Ah, it's Sherv.
Oh, you got me a koala.
Fucking righteous, mate.
He's eating dog food.
Chat hated that while they got offered.
This is the news for April 19th, 2026.
Oops, we have numbered off straight to report today.
This pity has been working out lately to really get into it.
In fact, she was scheduled for late day today.
But shockingly, she simply decided to not do it.
Which, for comment, this pity told reporters that a lazy side went up.
It's not the boys in my head who's telling me to stay in bed.
She said, yes, it's for the reactions.
I mean, that's amazing.
I never believe this kind of news.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Tess, and this has been Fort Park News.
You replay your favorites.
Sure, to lock any favorites you want to keep,
you can lock up to 49 stories, why not 50?
Interesting.
It looks like we're having a little bit of a party, hold on.
There's a lot of people in here.
Let's like throw a party.
Oh, they're planning a gathering here.
This is going to be awesome.
Alright, let's go.
Everybody in.
Oh, yeah, I heard about that a while ago.
But you know what?
We never finished talking about the planet.
That distraction is different than when we were having a party.
We were having a party.
We have a fish talking about the planet.
Uh, that distraction is different than what we were having about the pizza.
I call it a cold pizza.
Huh, right.
Totally different. Anyway, as I was saying...
And just when you pick things, I just don't...
I don't know why.
I don't... I don't think...
They're arguing about caffeine, Mitchell... wait, why are we fighting about this?
Oh, that way! Superst...
past you guys need to chill oh they feel strongly about Tahiti what did you
write here four days ago well I guess you put a tahini lover in a loves
cookies and they say that's their favorite food you're gonna see a little
the battle she just doesn't have any idea what's gone on in the other room all
Alright, let's make it weird.
Uh oh.
Wait.
Oh no, wait a second.
Oh this is so stupid.
Um, I mean, whatever.
I didn't know.
I'm still mad. I'm still- I gotta get at her. I'm killing the vibe.
Applecats, crunchy, and all in one.
And all in one.
Um, something you need.
Uh, how do I give the cooking show?
Oh, there it is.
No! Oh, that's not good.
What do I do about that? I guess they're just gonna...
This is getting a little too heated, you got to go.
It's getting too heated in here.
Really light in the mood, let me give you something.
Hello?
I'm Jerry.
You know, from Express?
What?
Sit with?
What? Sit, Luke?
We're not going to self-insert ourselves into something we didn't do and had nothing to do with and weren't part of the production at all.
I wasn't part of that.
Just because you live with somebody doesn't mean you're on the show that they did 20 years ago.
Here. Hey, just have yourself a tahini crusty and just chill out.
Okay. No. Not right now.
What?
You just pant?
Get over here right now, young man.
What was that?
Yes!
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
I will do fighting.
Um, do you need me?
If the meteor were about to hit the planet, the only thing I try to save is my chocolate
Chip Cookie
Yum
How's that for a cookie?
You okay?
That means she's hot?
I'm a little upset right now!
I don't usually get mad like this, but my soul is fully upset me!
What did he do?
What did he do?
Here, let me give you some, let me give you a lasagna.
Hey, how's that popcorn?
What popcorn?
Do you like popcorn?
No.
And uh, Christina.
I feel like I'm having way too much stuff from my shoulders.
Good.
I feel like there could be way too much shit for my shoulders.
Good.
And I'm probably gonna...
I want to...
I want to take any pristine right now actually.
That sounds amazing.
I'm probably gonna call it here.
This is a fun day though.
I had a lot of fun.
I feel like a lot happened today and I really didn't plan on that to be the case, but it was fun
But he needs something
Hello, I want to be friends with I can make that happen
What should we talk about?
What did you have in mind?
I've never got a pick of Russian roulette.
Um, what would they both like?
Tornadoes?
Talk about cereal.
I guess that's... we could do that.
Sugar?
That makes more sense.
No, not sugar, but an X.
Sugar!
Got it. I'll go talk to him about his sugar.
Why is he wearing a janitor outfit? Because that's the closest that I could get to his blue pirate captain outfit.
Hey uh, Tess.
Do you feel like talking about...
a sugar?
Why is he saying it like Mario?
They want a dog with a sugar!
A dog with a sugar?
A dad's.
You let me have a dog with a...
They found an ancient sugar here on Facebook
that's supposedly 500 years old.
Well, when it's human,
what life was like back then?
Heh.
Thanks for sparking my imagination, Captain Crunch.
Ha. Of course.
I guess that little blonde sugar
I would pick in Russian roulette for the next one, doesn't matter what the conversation is, I'm gonna pick it up, promise.
Now they're getting closer.
I think it's just Cap'n, right?
Cap'n, what's hanging out?
Cap'n and Taz, that's perfect.
I knew my sugar knowledge would come in handy one day.
But Cap'n is the sharp one.
Cap'n, I'm not going to let this go.
Is it friends to lovers I think these are the only gay characters on the island, so I
Think these are only bisexual characters, so they're good. I don't know
Wait, is Cookie Monster gay or bi or is Cookie Monster straight? I don't remember what I made everybody
And I think it's only these two that are bisexual
to
help Ms. Piggy's you OK were she
with the way it's going on here what
in cooking most what are you showing
on your laptop
Are you okay?
Here, how about like a... how about the koala?
Okay, doing better.
I think they're just kind of getting along. That was weird, though.
Oh, look! She loves it.
Whoa!
Good.
Oh, fuck.
Um, hello. I've been thinking lately that Cap'n Crunch and I could get to know each other better.
Do you think Cap'n Crunch and I would make a good team?
I don't. I don't think so. Sorry.
But I'm gonna say I guess so.
I see.
I only got two pieces of brain matter out of that.
I don't think, I think he's sad about it, what I just did.
Oh, that's not good.
I've got a fun idea.
Wanna play Pixel Quiz?
Let's play.
Guess what the pixelated item is?
Here's your first pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
That's a green bean.
Uh, chili pepper.
The answer is, green chili pepper.
Next up, your second pixelated button.
What do you think it is?
Slice of watermelon.
The answer is, watermelon.
And finally, the last pixelated item.
This could be a little harder.
What do you think it is?
Oh, wait a minute.
I an oyster that's probably an oyster no wait what's a cleon
I win
Thanks for the small packages.
What am I gonna do with one of those?
Alright this time I'm gonna get it right.
Green light.
They bait you really bad at the end?
Here we go.
Green light.
Red light.
Green light.
Red light.
Alright, don't go.
Yep.
Green light.
Well done.
Big chat.
I've been a first time with that, not this time.
Why are you giving that to me?
What's wrong with you?
why do you have that? I just hand to somebody.
all right things are going good on Facebook Island
oh god this chat is freaking me out
Finally, I bought a couple things and then I'm gonna call it.
I'll get a couple of benches.
I feel like this is going to be more seeding.
How about right in front of the thumb?
That looks good.
Maybe spin it so people can sit here and talk?
Can I not put it here?
What?
If I say we'll just kind of look at the ocean, very nice.
How about a palm tree right here too, I don't know.
Some weeds.
And how about a big rock?
nice. All right, that's it. I'll see you guys later. I might be live in the next couple
of days. Just keep an eye on this us. Again, we'll keep playing this at the end of each
stream for like an hour or two each time until I'm kind of just done with it, which we'll
see. I think it's fun. It's a very cute little game, isn't it? But yeah, maybe the next couple
of days, maybe midweek. I think we're going to do some horseman stuff this midweek. So
at the very least, you'll see me on probably like a, or somewhere around that like Wednesday
Thursday-ish. But I might be live sooner than that. Just kind of like today, just jump around,
play a few things, and just go for it. But yeah, take care yourselves. See you later.
Thank you for hanging out. Thanks for supporting the stream.
See you soon. Take care.