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It's pretty close."}, {"start": 802.36, "end": 806.84, "text": " The trigger buttons, the ones with the grip buttons on the Switch 2 controller are actually pretty damn good."}, {"start": 809.0, "end": 814.2, "text": " PS5 controller, those PlayStation controllers, there's one complaint I have with them really."}, {"start": 814.84, "end": 817.88, "text": " I like how quiet they are. I'm using an Xbox controller right now."}, {"start": 819.4000000000001, "end": 825.1600000000001, "text": " I don't like how noisy they are. I like the layout of the Xbox, but I don't like how noisy everything is."}, {"start": 825.16, "end": 831.3399999999999, "text": " when I press like right bumper for instance that you hear the like I want"}, {"start": 831.3399999999999, "end": 836.18, "text": " a soft not loud mechanical keyboard type controller you know what I mean I don't"}, {"start": 836.18, "end": 843.98, "text": " want the clicks I don't want a blue switch in my controller I don't mind the"}, {"start": 843.98, "end": 849.3199999999999, "text": " layout of that because the the PS5 layout I don't love the analogs because you can"}, {"start": 849.3199999999999, "end": 852.78, "text": " kind of bump you if you need to use left and right analog and have to go you can"}, {"start": 852.78, "end": 859.22, "text": " bump your thumbs together in a way. Switch 2 I think has got a perfect pro controller."}, {"start": 859.22, "end": 862.86, "text": " I think it's great. You just can't use it for anything else right now. Did they actually"}, {"start": 862.86, "end": 870.5799999999999, "text": " roll that update out? Or you could use it on Steam? But I like the PS5 controller better"}, {"start": 870.58, "end": 887.26, "text": " than the xbox controller by far. I'm million times over. Oh should you actually like to"}, {"start": 887.26, "end": 889.26, "text": " stay in the zone here."}, {"start": 898.26, "end": 900.26, "text": " Give me that DNA."}, {"start": 902.26, "end": 904.26, "text": " I want this one."}, {"start": 908.26, "end": 910.26, "text": " Wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 911.26, "end": 913.26, "text": " I get a little wagon?"}, {"start": 914.26, "end": 916.26, "text": " Okay, that's cute. Come on."}, {"start": 917.26, "end": 922.9399999999999, "text": " If I fail the, I gotta fail the wagon with gold."}, {"start": 922.9399999999999, "end": 925.34, "text": " There's still one more over here."}, {"start": 925.34, "end": 934.7, "text": " Where's the last treasure?"}, {"start": 934.7, "end": 938.78, "text": " Come on dude, what is going on here?"}, {"start": 938.78, "end": 943.86, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 943.86, "end": 944.98, "text": " This thing can hold a shitload."}, {"start": 948.48, "end": 950.48, "text": " Alright, this too in the squadron, right here."}, {"start": 954.5600000000001, "end": 955.76, "text": " Oh shit, okay, I gotta go back."}, {"start": 964.72, "end": 966.72, "text": " Alright, I think it's running. I want more speed."}, {"start": 966.72, "end": 967.84, "text": " Running twice."}, {"start": 969.36, "end": 970.02, "text": " Aww."}, {"start": 971.32, "end": 972.04, "text": " Dig speed."}, {"start": 972.04, "end": 977.12, "text": " Capacity in the backpack."}, {"start": 977.12, "end": 982.24, "text": " That's so much better."}, {"start": 982.24, "end": 988.92, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 988.92, "end": 989.92, "text": " That's a crazy way."}, {"start": 989.92, "end": 991.16, "text": " There's more than one resource."}, {"start": 991.16, "end": 994.8399999999999, "text": " Yellow, red and green gems for upgrades during a run."}, {"start": 994.84, "end": 1002.44, "text": " Blue Gems is meta-progression."}, {"start": 1002.44, "end": 1005.84, "text": " I guess you get that you want speed in loading up the cart."}, {"start": 1005.84, "end": 1006.84, "text": " That's a big deal."}, {"start": 1006.84, "end": 1008.32, "text": " I'm taking Edible today."}, {"start": 1008.32, "end": 1011.1600000000001, "text": " I had a banana."}, {"start": 1011.1600000000001, "end": 1014.1600000000001, "text": " That was Edible."}, {"start": 1014.1600000000001, "end": 1019.44, "text": " All right, a glass of milk."}, {"start": 1019.44, "end": 1041.46, "text": " technically edible power and then tongue power is there a tongue speed I want tongue power"}, {"start": 1041.46, "end": 1042.46, "text": " and tongue speed."}, {"start": 1042.46, "end": 1047.1000000000001, "text": " Yeah, I gotta get that red gem."}, {"start": 1047.1000000000001, "end": 1048.1000000000001, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 1048.1000000000001, "end": 1049.1000000000001, "text": " Hurry."}, {"start": 1049.1000000000001, "end": 1050.1000000000001, "text": " Hurry."}, {"start": 1050.1000000000001, "end": 1051.1000000000001, "text": " Seven seconds."}, {"start": 1051.1000000000001, "end": 1052.1000000000001, "text": " Two seconds."}, {"start": 1052.1000000000001, "end": 1053.1000000000001, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 1053.1000000000001, "end": 1054.1000000000001, "text": " Get all of it."}, {"start": 1054.1000000000001, "end": 1055.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1055.1000000000001, "end": 1056.1000000000001, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 1056.1000000000001, "end": 1057.1000000000001, "text": " Don't touch my fucking gems."}, {"start": 1057.1000000000001, "end": 1058.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1058.1000000000001, "end": 1059.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1059.1000000000001, "end": 1060.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1060.1000000000001, "end": 1061.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1061.1000000000001, "end": 1062.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1062.1000000000001, "end": 1063.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1063.1000000000001, "end": 1064.1000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1064.1, "end": 1080.1399999999999, "text": " I'll touch my fucking gems."}, {"start": 1080.1399999999999, "end": 1082.1, "text": " Is this a bit rate game by the way?"}, {"start": 1082.1, "end": 1084.6999999999998, "text": " I feel like it's a bit rate game."}, {"start": 1084.6999999999998, "end": 1086.78, "text": " Can you guys even see what's going on?"}, {"start": 1086.78, "end": 1093.1799999999998, "text": " Oh fuck, that was a bomb."}, {"start": 1093.18, "end": 1094.18, "text": " It looks fine."}, {"start": 1094.18, "end": 1095.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1095.18, "end": 1096.18, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1096.18, "end": 1109.26, "text": " Ah, give me that shit."}, {"start": 1109.26, "end": 1110.26, "text": " Looks buttery."}, {"start": 1110.26, "end": 1111.26, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1111.26, "end": 1113.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1113.26, "end": 1114.26, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 1114.26, "end": 1115.26, "text": " They're all good."}, {"start": 1115.26, "end": 1117.54, "text": " I want to discover more resources."}, {"start": 1117.54, "end": 1119.54, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 1119.54, "end": 1121.54, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1121.54, "end": 1139.02, "text": " So what else can I, oh, okay, it's now it's starting to cost more than that, all right."}, {"start": 1139.02, "end": 1140.02, "text": " More cart."}, {"start": 1140.02, "end": 1145.5, "text": " Let's get it to a hundred."}, {"start": 1145.5, "end": 1148.34, "text": " Can I, is there a heal?"}, {"start": 1148.34, "end": 1149.34, "text": " Steam controller."}, {"start": 1149.34, "end": 1153.9399999999998, "text": " The new one looks kind of good, but it kind of looks bulky."}, {"start": 1153.9399999999998, "end": 1158.8999999999999, "text": " It looks like a, it looks like a, like a iPad, and things big."}, {"start": 1158.8999999999999, "end": 1159.8999999999999, "text": " It's bigger."}, {"start": 1159.8999999999999, "end": 1162.1799999999998, "text": " It looks like it's bigger than an Xbox controller."}, {"start": 1162.1799999999998, "end": 1164.74, "text": " Find the 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1243.52, "text": " World of War, I wanted to play WoW with a controller and that's before there was a mod or an add-on for WoW for a native controller use."}, {"start": 1244.52, "end": 1249.52, "text": " Times were fucking tough if you wanted to play WoW with a controller in your hand."}, {"start": 1254.52, "end": 1258.52, "text": " More health. That's like a huge amount of health."}, {"start": 1258.52, "end": 1263.52, "text": " Gathering speed."}, {"start": 1263.52, "end": 1265.52, "text": " How dare you?"}, {"start": 1265.52, "end": 1269.52, "text": " Well, I mean, that's actually the only reason why I bought it."}, {"start": 1269.52, "end": 1273.52, "text": " I saw the two track pads with the thumbs and I was like, that's camera."}, {"start": 1273.52, "end": 1274.52, "text": " That's mouse."}, {"start": 1274.52, "end": 1276.52, "text": " That's, I can use a mouse."}, {"start": 1276.52, "end": 1280.52, "text": " And it kind of worked a little bit, but it was such a pain in the ass."}, {"start": 1280.52, "end": 1285.52, "text": " It was not as fun or as engaging or intuitive."}, {"start": 1285.52, "end": 1291.12, "text": " I could have dealt with it, but I was gonna get fucking killed by cobalt's dude. 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Don't ignore"}, {"start": 1371.72, "end": 1376.96, "text": " them use them often so I should throw it right now I'll call to my I got playing"}, {"start": 1376.96, "end": 1379.48, "text": " a heat I'm good"}, {"start": 1386.0, "end": 1395.48, "text": " what's that I need a key should I blow it up oh fuck hold on"}, {"start": 1395.48, "end": 1412.28, "text": " I'm one of my most happy things knowing is that roguelikes became a really popular genre."}, {"start": 1412.28, "end": 1417.1200000000001, "text": " I was so happy about that."}, {"start": 1417.1200000000001, "end": 1418.1200000000001, "text": " They kind of weren't."}, {"start": 1418.1200000000001, "end": 1424.48, "text": " It really was Dark Souls that just made people go, oh, it's interesting, isn't it?"}, {"start": 1424.48, "end": 1431.68, "text": " That was really like the, I think one of the big, hey, if you die and you kind of lose"}, {"start": 1431.68, "end": 1433.52, "text": " everything, isn't that kind of scary and interesting?"}, {"start": 1433.52, "end": 1437.3600000000001, "text": " It's like, it's a different way to throw this."}, {"start": 1437.3600000000001, "end": 1444.28, "text": " Okay, that didn't, I don't know what I just did, but that didn't do anything."}, {"start": 1444.28, "end": 1449.76, "text": " Oh, I got a key."}, {"start": 1449.76, "end": 1454.24, "text": " Oh my God, blue gems."}, {"start": 1454.24, "end": 1461.24, "text": " I gotta bring this back."}, {"start": 1461.24, "end": 1465.24, "text": " The UFO files are out."}, {"start": 1465.24, "end": 1468.24, "text": " Okay, are aliens real?"}, {"start": 1468.24, "end": 1469.24, "text": " Are they aliens?"}, {"start": 1469.24, "end": 1470.24, "text": " Is it real?"}, {"start": 1470.24, "end": 1472.24, "text": " The UFO files are out."}, {"start": 1472.24, "end": 1475.24, "text": " Are they real?"}, {"start": 1475.24, "end": 1480.24, "text": " Okay, it just keeps going."}, {"start": 1480.24, "end": 1483.28, "text": " I need uh yeah digging capacity"}, {"start": 1492.0, "end": 1494.0, "text": " Okay keep on"}, {"start": 1498.4, "end": 1500.4, "text": " Aliens are real but they're rare"}, {"start": 1505.36, "end": 1507.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1507.2, "end": 1508.88, "text": " Okay, is"}, {"start": 1508.88, "end": 1511.2, "text": " When is there going to be footage of an alien being like,"}, {"start": 1511.2, "end": 1513.0400000000002, "text": " Hello earthlings it is I!"}, {"start": 1514.0, "end": 1517.44, "text": " Alien 2-4-2-2-2-4-1-1-1, right?"}, {"start": 1518.0800000000002, "end": 1521.2800000000002, "text": " Well I didn't say right in the video, this is the person doing an impression."}, {"start": 1523.44, "end": 1525.2, "text": " What, like, what, just do it?"}, {"start": 1526.8000000000002, "end": 1527.68, "text": " Oh, a new camp."}, {"start": 1527.68, "end": 1550.96, "text": " Oh, we just hit the mother load."}, {"start": 1550.96, "end": 1556.8, "text": " I'll get excited about aliens when there's a little green guy that does a fucking press"}, {"start": 1556.8, "end": 1575.1599999999999, "text": " conference that's a healer okay killed I gotta get the healer what if he's not"}, {"start": 1575.1599999999999, "end": 1583.8, "text": " only he's green what if he's not green I'm just saying until we get you know"}, {"start": 1583.8, "end": 1592.6399999999999, "text": " like NBC cuts from like the 400th rerun of friends to we interrupt friends for an incredibly"}, {"start": 1592.6399999999999, "end": 1603.6399999999999, "text": " important podcast or whatever then I will be like alright guys this is getting real"}, {"start": 1603.64, "end": 1617.24, "text": " Hit it."}, {"start": 1617.24, "end": 1618.24, "text": " Give me that key."}, {"start": 1618.24, "end": 1623.48, "text": " Alright, that was a pretty tough one."}, {"start": 1623.48, "end": 1624.48, "text": " That one."}, {"start": 1624.48, "end": 1626.48, "text": " Speaking of that, I gotta go."}, {"start": 1626.48, "end": 1633.48, "text": " Uh, I gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 1633.48, "end": 1639.3600000000001, "text": " yourself green and just do an impression. No, there's been that joke has happened already."}, {"start": 1639.3600000000001, "end": 1644.9, "text": " People have made that joke. It's already happened. People have made the like, alien"}, {"start": 1644.9, "end": 1650.68, "text": " speaks to humans and talks about the current culture stuff. Right? Like, that's happened"}, {"start": 1650.68, "end": 1656.64, "text": " a million times already. And by the way, I can't believe that the big rib is back. Right?"}, {"start": 1656.64, "end": 1662.44, "text": " People have done that already. That's not going to be groundbreaking for me. Already?"}, {"start": 1662.44, "end": 1671.3200000000002, "text": " the hell? You humans are so obsessed with this McRib! Right, that would do numbers on"}, {"start": 1671.3200000000002, "end": 1674.44, "text": " TikTok and it probably already did."}, {"start": 1682.44, "end": 1689.64, "text": " I need a better detector to show where there's more... um, hello?"}, {"start": 1692.44, "end": 1694.44, "text": " Give me more."}, {"start": 1698.44, "end": 1700.44, "text": " I can find the exit, or should I fight the boss?"}, {"start": 1704.44, "end": 1706.44, "text": " Holy shit, get all of that."}, {"start": 1713.44, "end": 1717.44, "text": " You're responsible for taking an alien to get their first meal on Earth, what would you give them?"}, {"start": 1717.44, "end": 1727.8400000000001, "text": " We already, we did this already, we did this like four years ago."}, {"start": 1727.8400000000001, "end": 1732.0800000000002, "text": " The answer is I don't know because I don't know what would be seen as a threat."}, {"start": 1732.0800000000002, "end": 1738.0800000000002, "text": " There's a whole 20 to 30 minute alien podcast about this."}, {"start": 1738.0800000000002, "end": 1744.3200000000002, "text": " Okay, that's, I can make a lot of home on the second here."}, {"start": 1744.32, "end": 1749.32, "text": " Attack. Max roll distance."}, {"start": 1749.32, "end": 1754.32, "text": " Ooh, accuracy and more to look at."}, {"start": 1754.32, "end": 1760.32, "text": " More heat tolerance and more digging capacity."}, {"start": 1760.32, "end": 1763.32, "text": " All right, so what did I learn? Ooh, good, good, good, good."}, {"start": 1763.32, "end": 1768.32, "text": " Is red somewhere here?"}, {"start": 1774.32, "end": 1779.32, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 1779.32, "end": 1781.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1781.32, "end": 1784.32, "text": " Alright, that's it."}, {"start": 1784.32, "end": 1789.32, "text": " Oh, I got a key, right?"}, {"start": 1789.32, "end": 1794.32, "text": " Dude, the blue ones give so much experience."}, {"start": 1794.32, "end": 1797.32, "text": " Show us the distance to the nearest unexplored resource."}, {"start": 1797.32, "end": 1799.32, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1799.32, "end": 1801.32, "text": " Okay, I saw I could activate that."}, {"start": 1801.32, "end": 1803.32, "text": " No, not yet."}, {"start": 1804.6, "end": 1810.4399999999998, "text": " Can you sum up this in one word or less the last seven streams that you missed?"}, {"start": 1815.1599999999999, "end": 1817.1599999999999, "text": " Pog."}, {"start": 1818.04, "end": 1821.02, "text": " There's a pretty Pog champion screens in there."}, {"start": 1825.12, "end": 1827.12, "text": " Oh fuck. Oops."}, {"start": 1831.32, "end": 1833.32, "text": " I guess it can be used offensively."}, {"start": 1840.52, "end": 1842.52, "text": " Alright, there's a lot of enemies, huh?"}, {"start": 1856.6, "end": 1860.28, "text": " Frankie Pog. Well, is that two words? I guess it's technically one."}, {"start": 1861.32, "end": 1871.32, "text": " I'm going to die."}, {"start": 1871.32, "end": 1883.72, "text": " Oh my god, there's more."}, {"start": 1883.72, "end": 1887.72, "text": " Okay, I actually have to concentrate."}, {"start": 1894.72, "end": 1899.72, "text": " Okay, it's getting kind of scary now."}, {"start": 1901.72, "end": 1905.72, "text": " Uh, more digging power? Yes."}, {"start": 1909.72, "end": 1912.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1912.72, "end": 1913.72, "text": " Key."}, {"start": 1917.72, "end": 1918.72, "text": " Does it just stay on?"}, {"start": 1923.72, "end": 1926.72, "text": " My discord didn't go up. I think discord's having issues."}, {"start": 1926.72, "end": 1928.72, "text": " From what I've heard."}, {"start": 1931.72, "end": 1933.72, "text": " There's a big wall in the way."}, {"start": 1936.72, "end": 1937.72, "text": " Alright, run."}, {"start": 1937.72, "end": 1945.46, "text": " I should think it's faster just to go through here."}, {"start": 1945.46, "end": 1946.46, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 1946.46, "end": 1951.04, "text": " How much money do I got?"}, {"start": 1951.04, "end": 1954.2, "text": " Okay, locator I want."}, {"start": 1954.2, "end": 1959.2, "text": " Show me more resources."}, {"start": 1959.2, "end": 1967.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, there's another place to camp over here."}, {"start": 1967.6000000000001, "end": 1972.6000000000001, "text": " That's exactly what I'm doing."}, {"start": 1972.6000000000001, "end": 1975.6000000000001, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 1975.6000000000001, "end": 1977.6000000000001, "text": " I need health."}, {"start": 1977.6000000000001, "end": 1980.6000000000001, "text": " Alright, find, open the treasure chest."}, {"start": 1980.6000000000001, "end": 1986.6000000000001, "text": " There's apparently a treasure chest that I have not found."}, {"start": 1986.6000000000001, "end": 1998.68, "text": " Did you just play last train out of Worm Town with the four horsemen?"}, {"start": 1998.68, "end": 2003.0000000000002, "text": " We're going to be doing Warcraft 3, I think."}, {"start": 2003.0000000000002, "end": 2006.88, "text": " I'm going to get that ready."}, {"start": 2006.88, "end": 2010.8400000000001, "text": " I'm so excited for that, by the way, this is going to be so much fun."}, {"start": 2010.8400000000001, "end": 2015.8000000000002, "text": " I hope it's not just rose-colored glasses, and it's actually awesome."}, {"start": 2015.8, "end": 2018.8, "text": " Especially if we can do the actual classic Warcraft 3."}, {"start": 2025.8, "end": 2026.8, "text": " Am I full?"}, {"start": 2026.8, "end": 2027.8, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 2033.8, "end": 2034.8, "text": " Alright, I gotta deposit."}, {"start": 2037.8, "end": 2040.8, "text": " Our alien's interdimensional beams. 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Dude, one- but who made the fluctuator? And then who made- okay,"}, {"start": 2219.98, "end": 2225.06, "text": " let's just- I know this is like a jokey conversation, we're just fucking around, but listen. If"}, {"start": 2225.06, "end": 2232.94, "text": " it turns out that the whole universe was created by aliens from outer space! Okay, whatever,"}, {"start": 2232.94, "end": 2237.78, "text": " like- I don't care what you have to say. I don't know what that noise was, but you know"}, {"start": 2237.78, "end": 2240.26, "text": " I mean, where did the aliens come from?"}, {"start": 2240.26, "end": 2243.3, "text": " Well, we're being of galactic proportions,"}, {"start": 2243.3, "end": 2246.34, "text": " and we've been around for 25 million years."}, {"start": 2246.34, "end": 2247.46, "text": " So you made Earth."}, {"start": 2247.46, "end": 2249.6600000000003, "text": " Yes, it was a science experiment."}, {"start": 2249.6600000000003, "end": 2251.6600000000003, "text": " We would want to see what would happen"}, {"start": 2251.6600000000003, "end": 2253.86, "text": " when we unleashed Twitter upon the world, eventually,"}, {"start": 2253.86, "end": 2256.6200000000003, "text": " in the year 2013."}, {"start": 2256.6200000000003, "end": 2258.1800000000003, "text": " We were very curious about it."}, {"start": 2265.3, "end": 2266.78, "text": " But regardless of how you feel about that,"}, {"start": 2266.78, "end": 2268.78, "text": " Well, where did you guys come from?"}, {"start": 2268.78, "end": 2272.1000000000004, "text": " Well, we came out of a giant egg."}, {"start": 2272.1000000000004, "end": 2273.6200000000003, "text": " A giant egg?"}, {"start": 2273.6200000000003, "end": 2276.36, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2276.36, "end": 2278.7400000000002, "text": " Sure, no."}, {"start": 2278.7400000000002, "end": 2280.94, "text": " The egg is 50 million meters tall,"}, {"start": 2280.94, "end": 2282.5800000000004, "text": " and we all hatched out of it at the same time."}, {"start": 2282.5800000000004, "end": 2286.7000000000003, "text": " Our entire race hatched out of an egg at the same time."}, {"start": 2286.7000000000003, "end": 2289.94, "text": " Who fertilized the egg?"}, {"start": 2289.94, "end": 2293.1800000000003, "text": " Well, that would be the god."}, {"start": 2293.1800000000003, "end": 2294.82, "text": " Gronko."}, {"start": 2294.82, "end": 2295.32, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2295.32, "end": 2297.1200000000003, "text": " Okay, where did Gronko come from?"}, {"start": 2297.1200000000003, "end": 2299.8, "text": " Well, he was a multi-dimensional traveling being"}, {"start": 2299.8, "end": 2301.2400000000002, "text": " from 600 million years ago."}, {"start": 2303.4, "end": 2304.4, "text": " What does this say?"}, {"start": 2307.6400000000003, "end": 2309.1200000000003, "text": " Multiple types of different challenges"}, {"start": 2309.1200000000003, "end": 2310.92, "text": " completely to extract the treasure."}, {"start": 2312.1200000000003, "end": 2313.6000000000004, "text": " Oh, fuck, hold on."}, {"start": 2313.6000000000004, "end": 2314.92, "text": " Did I have to dodge this?"}, {"start": 2317.32, "end": 2319.6000000000004, "text": " Well, where did Gronko just decide to visit?"}, {"start": 2319.6000000000004, "end": 2321.7200000000003, "text": " He visited one day and decided to fertilize"}, {"start": 2321.7200000000003, "end": 2323.36, "text": " the giant egg that we are all in."}, {"start": 2325.32, "end": 2327.0, "text": " Where did he come from?"}, {"start": 2327.0, "end": 2328.44, "text": " Well, you'd have to ask him."}, {"start": 2328.44, "end": 2331.7200000000003, "text": " And then I'd go to the fucking Granko Temple and go talk to Granko and he'd be like,"}, {"start": 2331.7200000000003, "end": 2338.76, "text": " Well, you see, I was created 10 billion years ago by a giant parrot."}, {"start": 2341.2400000000002, "end": 2343.32, "text": " And then I would get to go talk to the fucking parrot,"}, {"start": 2343.32, "end": 2345.0800000000004, "text": " and then I'd have to go talk to the parent's parents,"}, {"start": 2346.2000000000003, "end": 2349.4, "text": " and then I'd have to go to talk to the parents of the parrot, of that parrot."}, {"start": 2349.4, "end": 2350.28, "text": " And where does it end?"}, {"start": 2350.28, "end": 2366.76, "text": " I need a..."}, {"start": 2366.76, "end": 2370.4, "text": " Is there any media that kind of explores this?"}, {"start": 2370.4, "end": 2373.76, "text": " Where the whole point of the, ah, don't give away the whole TV show that you're coming up"}, {"start": 2373.76, "end": 2375.76, "text": " with right now."}, {"start": 2375.76, "end": 2385.5, "text": " There's a whole television show that this day could happen here where it's like 10 seasons"}, {"start": 2385.5, "end": 2390.5400000000004, "text": " long and every season finale of every season that gets it like the next guy in the line"}, {"start": 2390.5400000000004, "end": 2403.1400000000003, "text": " of like I am yes I created these people and it's it's 10 seasons long and you finally"}, {"start": 2403.14, "end": 2410.18, "text": " get to the end. Where's my, would I leave my, oh there it is. That's kind of the hitchhiker's"}, {"start": 2410.18, "end": 2416.42, "text": " guy to the galaxy. That's true. That kind of happened in Star Trek. Yeah, but I'm not"}, {"start": 2416.42, "end": 2420.9, "text": " talking about like one episode. I'm talking about like over 200 episodes. We're talking"}, {"start": 2420.9, "end": 2423.8599999999997, "text": " about like three or four thousand episodes of an anime."}, {"start": 2433.14, "end": 2440.14, "text": " Okay, hold on, don't die."}, {"start": 2440.14, "end": 2452.02, "text": " Hold on, this is important."}, {"start": 2452.02, "end": 2456.74, "text": " How we went from zero to one earlier is making me wonder if you got robots in binary on the"}, {"start": 2456.74, "end": 2460.3399999999997, "text": " mine when you uttered binary such as zero, one, one."}, {"start": 2460.3399999999997, "end": 2461.3399999999997, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 2461.3399999999997, "end": 2462.98, "text": " That's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 2462.98, "end": 2464.9, "text": " How did we go from 0 to 1?"}, {"start": 2464.9, "end": 2467.9, "text": " And 0 to 1, that's binary."}, {"start": 2467.9, "end": 2469.22, "text": " You actually might be on something here."}, {"start": 2469.22, "end": 2471.02, "text": " Did we just crack the code?"}, {"start": 2471.02, "end": 2478.3, "text": " Do you just cracked it?"}, {"start": 2478.3, "end": 2483.18, "text": " I think you may have just cracked the code."}, {"start": 2483.18, "end": 2485.62, "text": " Oh shit, he figured it out."}, {"start": 2485.62, "end": 2487.62, "text": " I'm sure that A5, he figured it out!"}, {"start": 2494.06, "end": 2495.06, "text": " Quick, distract him!"}, {"start": 2496.56, "end": 2503.02, "text": " Play Kiss from a Rose over the loudspeaker of every business he's gone to in the last two months, I'm not kidding, by the way."}, {"start": 2504.96, "end": 2508.8399999999997, "text": " Have Kiss from a Rose play over every business's loudspeaker!"}, {"start": 2509.2, "end": 2513.64, "text": " This has never happened before, it's only started happening in the last three months."}, {"start": 2513.64, "end": 2518.02, "text": " every store he's been in it's almost like somebody knows he's in there and"}, {"start": 2518.02, "end": 2522.98, "text": " is playing it on purpose do that"}, {"start": 2524.3399999999997, "end": 2531.94, "text": " grocery store target wall bar I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 2534.9, "end": 2539.74, "text": " I don't know why it's happening that is actually happening though I will focus"}, {"start": 2539.74, "end": 2542.3399999999997, "text": " on this person"}, {"start": 2543.64, "end": 2563.04, "text": " No, I thought I was out of this circle thingy. Fuck. Okay, well, I'm gonna play this again."}, {"start": 2563.04, "end": 2568.96, "text": " Oh, I lose 25% of my blue gems if you die."}, {"start": 2568.96, "end": 2574.8, "text": " What do I do with the blue gems?"}, {"start": 2574.8, "end": 2576.96, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 2576.96, "end": 2583.7599999999998, "text": " Hey, bad bananas aren't happening for some reason."}, {"start": 2583.7599999999998, "end": 2586.64, "text": " I saw posts and people have the same thing happening too."}, {"start": 2586.64, "end": 2587.64, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2587.64, "end": 2589.6, "text": " That seems kind of fucked up."}, {"start": 2589.6, "end": 2592.0, "text": " Okay, I need 121 lock this."}, {"start": 2592.0, "end": 2594.0, "text": " Do I have to find it? Oh, wait."}, {"start": 2597.0, "end": 2599.0, "text": " I can get a flashbang?"}, {"start": 2602.0, "end": 2604.0, "text": " Stun's enemies in an area."}, {"start": 2606.0, "end": 2610.0, "text": " Typically increases heat level and snow digging speed, cool."}, {"start": 2610.0, "end": 2613.0, "text": " I guess I can get rid of skills, that's interesting."}, {"start": 2616.0, "end": 2618.0, "text": " I keep it for now."}, {"start": 2618.0, "end": 2625.0, "text": " Oh, fuck. Why did I spend all my gems? I could have unlocked that at the non-tutorial level."}, {"start": 2626.0, "end": 2628.0, "text": " Oh, God. Come on, man."}, {"start": 2630.0, "end": 2633.0, "text": " Well, I didn't beat the tutorial level. I get it."}, {"start": 2642.0, "end": 2645.0, "text": " Okay, what were we just... Wait, somebody said, here's a video. What is this?"}, {"start": 2645.0, "end": 2647.0, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2647.0, "end": 2648.08, "text": " Holly's linking a video."}, {"start": 2651.72, "end": 2652.56, "text": " Let me see what this is."}, {"start": 2657.96, "end": 2663.96, "text": " This is a Lego Batman official launch trailer."}, {"start": 2663.96, "end": 2666.48, "text": " Why are you linking me to the launch trailer for Lego Batman?"}, {"start": 2669.56, "end": 2670.96, "text": " What does this have to do with anything?"}, {"start": 2670.96, "end": 2691.48, "text": " Hold on. Why did you link this? Hold on. I got to open it on stream."}, {"start": 2691.48, "end": 2695.8, "text": " Don't question it. Okay. Lego Batman, Legacy of the Dark Knight, official trailer, one day"}, {"start": 2695.8, "end": 2708.78, "text": " ago. Um, okay, well, my girlfriend's linked this. I guess I'm going to watch it. Let me"}, {"start": 2708.78, "end": 2721.0, "text": " turn the volume on and up. Okay, here we go. Uh, this is okay. Here we go."}, {"start": 2725.8, "end": 2743.1600000000003, "text": " what the fuck is going on in the world what what why did they do that are you"}, {"start": 2743.1600000000003, "end": 2747.52, "text": " serious that's awesome this is awesome"}, {"start": 2747.52, "end": 2773.52, "text": " If you make yourself more than just a man, then you become something else entirely."}, {"start": 2773.52, "end": 2790.16, "text": " That's crazy. I know there was a Batman song but from like 30 years ago?"}, {"start": 2790.16, "end": 2797.16, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2797.16, "end": 2800.16, "text": " Do you mind if I borrow these?"}, {"start": 2800.16, "end": 2801.16, "text": " Wait, I see it."}, {"start": 2801.16, "end": 2806.16, "text": " All this stuff is yours anyway."}, {"start": 2806.16, "end": 2816.16, "text": " Dude, there's co-op too."}, {"start": 2816.16, "end": 2818.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2828.16, "end": 2832.3199999999997, "text": " That's awesome, but there's always someone there by your side"}, {"start": 2834.04, "end": 2836.04, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2840.48, "end": 2843.16, "text": " I will take everything from you"}, {"start": 2846.16, "end": 2848.16, "text": " To have a cold heart like mine!"}, {"start": 2848.16, "end": 2850.16, "text": " Everybody's in this game, this is crazy!"}, {"start": 2852.16, "end": 2853.16, "text": " You ready to go?"}, {"start": 2856.16, "end": 2858.16, "text": " Yo, what? Are you serious?"}, {"start": 2862.16, "end": 2865.16, "text": " Holy shit, this is- it looks like that looks kinda crazy."}, {"start": 2871.16, "end": 2875.16, "text": " Holy shit, guys. Okay, well, I didn't expect that we're gonna be that cold."}, {"start": 2876.16, "end": 2881.16, "text": " When does it come on?"}, {"start": 2881.16, "end": 2883.16, "text": " Oh my God, that's awesome."}, {"start": 2883.16, "end": 2885.16, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2885.16, "end": 2889.16, "text": " I don't even like Legos and I'm ready to play with Legos."}, {"start": 2895.16, "end": 2897.16, "text": " Wait, that's... I'm full of shit."}, {"start": 2897.16, "end": 2899.16, "text": " I'm just lying to you."}, {"start": 2899.16, "end": 2905.16, "text": " Holly and I made a sunflower Lego set to sit in a thing to kind of be like a permanent kind of table weight."}, {"start": 2905.16, "end": 2907.16, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 2910.12, "end": 2912.12, "text": " that's pretty cool"}, {"start": 2914.92, "end": 2918.6, "text": " it was fun it was cool dude all right i gotta get my head in the game but okay"}, {"start": 2918.6, "end": 2925.08, "text": " that's crazy first of all um cool yeah i but if that song is following me"}, {"start": 2925.08, "end": 2931.0, "text": " everywhere now that i brought it up everything led up to you playing lego batman"}, {"start": 2931.0, "end": 2942.84, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 2942.84, "end": 2948.04, "text": " Everything led up to that moment."}, {"start": 2948.04, "end": 2954.16, "text": " I'm not gonna lie this game is pretty cool. I like this game"}, {"start": 2960.64, "end": 2962.64, "text": " There you go"}, {"start": 2967.24, "end": 2972.24, "text": " There's gonna be a whole new generation of people that are gonna be able to be like what song was that and then go listen to it"}, {"start": 2972.24, "end": 2975.7, "text": " And then their eyes are gonna the pupils are gonna get dilate massively"}, {"start": 2975.7000000000003, "end": 2980.0200000000004, "text": " They're gonna get gigantic pupils when that song hits and they're gonna go, holy shit,"}, {"start": 2980.0200000000004, "end": 2981.42, "text": " this is like the best song ever."}, {"start": 2981.42, "end": 2997.4600000000005, "text": " We're gonna a whole new generation."}, {"start": 2997.4600000000005, "end": 3001.6200000000003, "text": " Maybe I should turn on the auto-attacking thing, or is that, um, can I check prove that I'm"}, {"start": 3001.6200000000003, "end": 3002.6200000000003, "text": " a video game player?"}, {"start": 3002.62, "end": 3009.62, "text": " I feel like that would have hit if it was auto."}, {"start": 3014.98, "end": 3017.14, "text": " I thrifted the seal album because of you."}, {"start": 3017.14, "end": 3020.62, "text": " That sounds like an amazing thing to have."}, {"start": 3020.62, "end": 3026.62, "text": " You get the entire catalog now."}, {"start": 3026.62, "end": 3027.8599999999997, "text": " Alright now I know what's going on here."}, {"start": 3027.86, "end": 3029.7400000000002, "text": " I want that."}, {"start": 3029.7400000000002, "end": 3030.7400000000002, "text": " That thing is amazing."}, {"start": 3035.06, "end": 3036.26, "text": " Shit, my backpack's full."}, {"start": 3040.3, "end": 3041.46, "text": " I need more backpack."}, {"start": 3041.46, "end": 3043.1400000000003, "text": " I want the cart."}, {"start": 3043.1400000000003, "end": 3044.1400000000003, "text": " When do I get the cart?"}, {"start": 3057.86, "end": 3063.1400000000003, "text": " Is that really your favorite song?"}, {"start": 3063.1400000000003, "end": 3066.6200000000003, "text": " Yeah, it's definitely up there."}, {"start": 3066.6200000000003, "end": 3077.7000000000003, "text": " I know that I told you guys I was a big girl's fan, but nothing hits like that song."}, {"start": 3077.7000000000003, "end": 3085.06, "text": " Rainbow Connection, yeah, but no, that song has a million years worth of..."}, {"start": 3085.06, "end": 3087.7599999999998, "text": " I've seen people dissect that song."}, {"start": 3087.7599999999998, "end": 3091.32, "text": " Music teachers and orchestra people,"}, {"start": 3091.32, "end": 3092.44, "text": " and they all say the same thing."}, {"start": 3092.44, "end": 3094.12, "text": " They're just like, I cannot believe"}, {"start": 3094.12, "end": 3095.92, "text": " how well put together this song is."}, {"start": 3097.08, "end": 3098.68, "text": " And I just sit there and I agree with them."}, {"start": 3098.68, "end": 3100.7599999999998, "text": " I love agreeable content, don't you?"}, {"start": 3100.7599999999998, "end": 3102.42, "text": " You open up a thing that you like,"}, {"start": 3102.42, "end": 3105.36, "text": " and there's somebody that's in a position of authority"}, {"start": 3105.36, "end": 3109.4, "text": " or education that is telling you how smart you are"}, {"start": 3109.4, "end": 3111.7999999999997, "text": " for liking this thing that they're dissecting."}, {"start": 3111.8, "end": 3117.8, "text": " Is it that nodding? Yeah. I think that too."}, {"start": 3117.8, "end": 3127.8, "text": " Oh, you're a scholar of music? I'm not, but I like the thing you're talking about and you're saying how intelligent you have to be to like it."}, {"start": 3127.8, "end": 3129.8, "text": " Man, I like that."}, {"start": 3141.8, "end": 3155.8, "text": " There used to be a grand town where no one would see you can't put a light on the dark side of me"}, {"start": 3155.8, "end": 3162.8, "text": " Love can't under out as high as not a few"}, {"start": 3162.8, "end": 3167.8, "text": " I can't do this part because it's too good"}, {"start": 3167.8, "end": 3184.5600000000004, "text": " Oh, there's the cat."}, {"start": 3184.5600000000004, "end": 3188.1600000000003, "text": " That's something I won't do at karaoke because I'll get up there with like three drinks down"}, {"start": 3188.1600000000003, "end": 3189.1600000000003, "text": " confidence."}, {"start": 3189.1600000000003, "end": 3191.1600000000003, "text": " I'll be like, okay, man, this is your, this is it."}, {"start": 3191.1600000000003, "end": 3194.1200000000003, "text": " You've heard this song a million times and you know, like when to come in, when to not"}, {"start": 3194.1200000000003, "end": 3197.36, "text": " come in, you could floor all these people right now."}, {"start": 3197.36, "end": 3200.1200000000003, "text": " And I would just say it would be awful."}, {"start": 3200.1200000000003, "end": 3202.6400000000003, "text": " And then I would ruin the song for myself."}, {"start": 3202.6400000000003, "end": 3205.7200000000003, "text": " Let me give you a little bit of an adult tip here."}, {"start": 3205.7200000000003, "end": 3209.96, "text": " Don't ever sing a song of karaoke that you genuinely really love, because if you don't"}, {"start": 3209.96, "end": 3214.3, "text": " do a good job at it, it fucks that song up in your brain for the rest of your life."}, {"start": 3214.3, "end": 3215.3, "text": " Pick goofy shit."}, {"start": 3215.3, "end": 3216.96, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3216.96, "end": 3222.08, "text": " Pick like, I love that and I dance and I sing and I swing and I love Shaq, baby."}, {"start": 3222.08, "end": 3223.08, "text": " Just pick that."}, {"start": 3223.08, "end": 3224.08, "text": " Do that every time."}, {"start": 3224.08, "end": 3225.84, "text": " Don't ever do anything else."}, {"start": 3225.84, "end": 3226.94, "text": " Nobody can mess that song up."}, {"start": 3226.94, "end": 3231.94, "text": " That song is not screw-up-able. Trust me."}, {"start": 3234.94, "end": 3241.94, "text": " Everybody that's ever sang that song that wasn't the original artist had at least 304 beers in their system."}, {"start": 3242.94, "end": 3244.94, "text": " I think that's correct."}, {"start": 3246.94, "end": 3248.94, "text": " This is so thick I can't get through it."}, {"start": 3251.94, "end": 3253.94, "text": " I want to get that though."}, {"start": 3253.94, "end": 3257.38, "text": " Fuck, it is too cold over here."}, {"start": 3257.38, "end": 3260.86, "text": " We're gonna go."}, {"start": 3260.86, "end": 3265.86, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3265.86, "end": 3275.38, "text": " Okay, I need health."}, {"start": 3275.38, "end": 3277.34, "text": " What about Earth Wind Fire?"}, {"start": 3277.34, "end": 3279.78, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3279.78, "end": 3286.1400000000003, "text": " a tough one because that's I I love that song dude I didn't upgrade my digging at"}, {"start": 3286.1400000000003, "end": 3293.5800000000004, "text": " all and I suck at it but that's a good one you can actually that's a good pick"}, {"start": 3293.5800000000004, "end": 3300.5, "text": " too and don't get up there and didn't sing some fucking sad ass shit you know"}, {"start": 3300.5, "end": 3305.42, "text": " I mean I don't don't get up there and sing like mad world didn't I mean like"}, {"start": 3305.42, "end": 3307.42, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3312.62, "end": 3320.1800000000003, "text": " They're like, oh, I'm a creep no dude. Come on man. It's that's that and a saying and we all want to just have a couple of drinks"}, {"start": 3335.42, "end": 3339.42, "text": " You're the type of guy that will sing free."}, {"start": 3339.42, "end": 3348.42, "text": " I am telling you right now in exploring this whole conversation that I would not do that."}, {"start": 3348.42, "end": 3354.42, "text": " Do you think I'm just making this all up?"}, {"start": 3354.42, "end": 3360.42, "text": " Pick, like, Walkin' in Memphis."}, {"start": 3360.42, "end": 3377.3, "text": " Walking in Memphis, walking with my feet can't fade off here."}, {"start": 3377.3, "end": 3379.1, "text": " This is 9 over here."}, {"start": 3379.1, "end": 3382.9, "text": " I'm upgrading digging speed immediately."}, {"start": 3382.9, "end": 3395.78, "text": " That's disgusting what's happening to me."}, {"start": 3395.78, "end": 3408.3, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3408.3, "end": 3412.82, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 3412.82, "end": 3413.82, "text": " Hurry!"}, {"start": 3413.82, "end": 3419.3, "text": " Is this a Berry Berry Berry like it kind of?"}, {"start": 3419.3, "end": 3425.1800000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I played this so badly this time."}, {"start": 3425.1800000000003, "end": 3433.7000000000003, "text": " I played this like dog shit."}, {"start": 3433.7000000000003, "end": 3446.5200000000004, "text": " Let's go for those first upgrades first."}, {"start": 3446.5200000000004, "end": 3447.5200000000004, "text": " Love Shack is not stuck in my head."}, {"start": 3447.5200000000004, "end": 3448.5200000000004, "text": " Why did you do this?"}, {"start": 3448.5200000000004, "end": 3454.4600000000005, "text": " It was a really, really important public service announcement."}, {"start": 3454.4600000000005, "end": 3460.7000000000003, "text": " Only do songs of karaoke that you like but don't really care that much about."}, {"start": 3460.7000000000003, "end": 3469.94, "text": " be in the shower, squeezing up, squeezing out the fucking shower gel, smirning it, and"}, {"start": 3469.94, "end": 3482.7400000000002, "text": " all of a sudden out of nowhere, a decade later you'll think of, kiss from a rose, and it'll"}, {"start": 3482.7400000000002, "end": 3489.7400000000002, "text": " make you angry and you'll be like, what the fuck dude?"}, {"start": 3500.1400000000003, "end": 3504.94, "text": " We're not your therapist? Who said this was therapy?"}, {"start": 3504.94, "end": 3511.94, "text": " This is real shit with German 985."}, {"start": 3512.7400000000002, "end": 3527.7400000000002, "text": " Is that how you feel about I Got a Feeling?"}, {"start": 3527.7400000000002, "end": 3528.7400000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3528.7400000000002, "end": 3529.7400000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3529.7400000000002, "end": 3541.78, "text": " Do you know, every time I hear that song, I think of that clip."}, {"start": 3541.78, "end": 3550.4, "text": " I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night and even it was kind of a joke it was me messing around a little bit."}, {"start": 3550.4, "end": 3553.5400000000004, "text": " That's what I think of."}, {"start": 3554.48, "end": 3560.44, "text": " That cannot come on the radio or I can't be anywhere and be like oh yeah I already did that."}, {"start": 3565.98, "end": 3568.38, "text": " Put your hands up."}, {"start": 3568.38, "end": 3569.28, "text": " Stand up."}, {"start": 3569.28, "end": 3571.0, "text": " Everybody put your hands up."}, {"start": 3571.0, "end": 3575.56, "text": " Everybody just stand up. Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up."}, {"start": 3577.8, "end": 3582.68, "text": " That's one of my favorite songs. If you think I'm I'm not kidding. That's one of my favorite songs."}, {"start": 3593.24, "end": 3594.76, "text": " You're smarter than God."}, {"start": 3594.76, "end": 3601.76, "text": " I genuinely love everything about that song. It is everything to me."}, {"start": 3609.76, "end": 3614.76, "text": " Oh, Crit. I'm gonna take a break and be back."}, {"start": 3614.76, "end": 3616.76, "text": " Be back in like two, three minutes."}, {"start": 3618.76, "end": 3621.76, "text": " Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up."}, {"start": 3621.76, "end": 3626.76, "text": " Everybody put your hands up. Come on and stand up."}, {"start": 3628.76, "end": 3630.76, "text": " Alright, baby."}, {"start": 3801.76, "end": 3830.76, "text": " As you go, welcome back."}, {"start": 3831.76, "end": 3839.36, "text": " All right, uh, I was gonna keep playing. What was I saying? I was saying something was I talking about"}, {"start": 3846.1200000000003, "end": 3848.1200000000003, "text": " You talk about deadlock"}, {"start": 3849.6400000000003, "end": 3854.96, "text": " Is deadlock at a point where I can play it or in my is my brain's just too small for"}, {"start": 3861.76, "end": 3874.5200000000004, "text": " Come on, give me more gems."}, {"start": 3874.5200000000004, "end": 3876.4, "text": " I have no key."}, {"start": 3876.4, "end": 3883.28, "text": " That's stupid."}, {"start": 3883.28, "end": 3885.28, "text": " Where's this other one?"}, {"start": 3885.28, "end": 3886.28, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3886.28, "end": 3889.44, "text": " Wait, is it counting this?"}, {"start": 3889.44, "end": 3891.5200000000004, "text": " What is it counting here?"}, {"start": 3891.52, "end": 3893.52, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 3900.96, "end": 3902.24, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 3902.24, "end": 3904.24, "text": " I can fill the car way more than this."}, {"start": 3904.24, "end": 3906.24, "text": " Now I need more heat resistance."}, {"start": 3908.8, "end": 3910.8, "text": " What the hell? Get this back!"}, {"start": 3912.64, "end": 3914.64, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 3921.52, "end": 3922.96, "text": " All the discord people are here now."}, {"start": 3924.4, "end": 3928.0, "text": " Well, welcome everyone that was from discord."}, {"start": 3929.68, "end": 3931.04, "text": " All right, where's that heat resistance?"}, {"start": 3933.28, "end": 3934.16, "text": " I need more."}, {"start": 3944.48, "end": 3946.08, "text": " All right, damage multiplier, I'm ready."}, {"start": 3947.68, "end": 3949.6, "text": " There's still a treasure chest over here."}, {"start": 3951.52, "end": 3961.52, "text": " Nice key."}, {"start": 3961.52, "end": 3969.96, "text": " Alright, bring that over there."}, {"start": 3969.96, "end": 3973.64, "text": " This looks like one of those mobile games that has an ad that lets you play it and then"}, {"start": 3973.64, "end": 3975.04, "text": " brings you to the App Store."}, {"start": 3975.04, "end": 3982.04, "text": " Well that sounds pretty good, I would go to the abster."}, {"start": 3990.04, "end": 3991.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3991.04, "end": 3998.04, "text": " Oh, enemy wave coming."}, {"start": 3998.04, "end": 4001.04, "text": " My screen is freezing."}, {"start": 4001.04, "end": 4003.04, "text": " That's kind of cool looking."}, {"start": 4003.04, "end": 4010.96, "text": " oh shit that's bad actually I'm am I dead? I'm in a deep freeze right now"}, {"start": 4027.04, "end": 4032.4, "text": " deep freeze deep freeze"}, {"start": 4033.04, "end": 4043.36, "text": " Okay, what if I played Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, and 3 back to back without stopping?"}, {"start": 4043.36, "end": 4057.36, "text": " And when I went to sleep, I just put on the videos."}, {"start": 4057.36, "end": 4074.96, "text": " inversion. I think you would explode I would I will never do I'll never do"}, {"start": 4074.96, "end": 4080.4, "text": " anything like that. I'm not built for it. I'm just not cut out for it."}, {"start": 4088.88, "end": 4090.16, "text": " Ooh, that's a new one."}, {"start": 4097.04, "end": 4100.56, "text": " So that one is uh, heat, resistance, and digging speed?"}, {"start": 4102.88, "end": 4103.36, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 4104.96, "end": 4109.96, "text": " Get it quick."}, {"start": 4109.96, "end": 4114.96, "text": " Oh, and it came with a DNA thing."}, {"start": 4114.96, "end": 4119.96, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 4127.96, "end": 4132.96, "text": " Should play Okami."}, {"start": 4132.96, "end": 4137.96, "text": " You know, I haven't ever, I don't think I've ever played Truo Combi."}, {"start": 4143.96, "end": 4145.96, "text": " Give me that, thank god I have it."}, {"start": 4153.96, "end": 4156.96, "text": " Too many repeat bosses, it's too long."}, {"start": 4156.96, "end": 4167.0, "text": " There we go, okay good."}, {"start": 4167.0, "end": 4168.0, "text": " It's getting a remastered."}, {"start": 4168.0, "end": 4173.84, "text": " I feel like it didn't get remastered or it got remade already, didn't it?"}, {"start": 4173.84, "end": 4178.92, "text": " Or maybe like an HD kind of texture pack or something?"}, {"start": 4178.92, "end": 4179.92, "text": " It's getting a sequel."}, {"start": 4179.92, "end": 4181.42, "text": " Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right."}, {"start": 4181.42, "end": 4185.02, "text": " I think I'm never watching that."}, {"start": 4187.38, "end": 4192.26, "text": " You're thinking of Star Fox 2 for the Wii U."}, {"start": 4199.62, "end": 4204.34, "text": " Is it more shooter focused mode now? Hmm."}, {"start": 4211.42, "end": 4218.42, "text": " Yeah, there's the game awards here."}, {"start": 4218.42, "end": 4219.42, "text": " Bombs incoming."}, {"start": 4219.42, "end": 4223.42, "text": " I'm glad it does that."}, {"start": 4223.42, "end": 4231.42, "text": " Hey dude, I gotta go."}, {"start": 4231.42, "end": 4233.42, "text": " Can you pause the stream?"}, {"start": 4233.42, "end": 4238.42, "text": " You know, it would be kind of funny to do that and make everybody wait till you come back."}, {"start": 4238.42, "end": 4244.3, "text": " And I just turn on my webcam and I just sit there and stare at the screen until we confirm that you get back"}, {"start": 4246.1, "end": 4248.1, "text": " But I'm not doing that"}, {"start": 4257.9800000000005, "end": 4262.7, "text": " Like that was a lot uh heating"}, {"start": 4262.7, "end": 4267.04, "text": " No, more capacity."}, {"start": 4267.04, "end": 4270.86, "text": " Is it an insane amount of capacity?"}, {"start": 4270.86, "end": 4281.58, "text": " Alright, fight."}, {"start": 4281.58, "end": 4286.22, "text": " My damage is terrible right now."}, {"start": 4286.22, "end": 4288.22, "text": " I spend way too much time teching."}, {"start": 4293.22, "end": 4297.22, "text": " Actually, with the credits not bad. It's kind of okay."}, {"start": 4311.22, "end": 4312.22, "text": " Now..."}, {"start": 4314.22, "end": 4315.22, "text": " This guy's a tough."}, {"start": 4316.22, "end": 4330.46, "text": " This game is good. This game is right. I really like this. This is really good. It takes that"}, {"start": 4330.46, "end": 4336.14, "text": " kind of vampire survivors formula, but it's a game about collecting resources, almost"}, {"start": 4336.14, "end": 4343.660000000001, "text": " exclusively too. I like the little cart, it's funny."}, {"start": 4344.660000000001, "end": 4348.14, "text": " I thought they were all dead."}, {"start": 4349.820000000001, "end": 4353.62, "text": " Uh, health."}, {"start": 4356.34, "end": 4362.860000000001, "text": " Now give me this last node. It's kind of like the candle-like."}, {"start": 4366.14, "end": 4371.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, but we all know that most things have taken inspiration from the candle, so..."}, {"start": 4371.700000000001, "end": 4374.700000000001, "text": " As I was saying, it's a Mario game."}, {"start": 4386.200000000001, "end": 4387.200000000001, "text": " Mom?"}, {"start": 4387.200000000001, "end": 4388.200000000001, "text": " No, I lost it."}, {"start": 4388.200000000001, "end": 4389.200000000001, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 4393.200000000001, "end": 4394.700000000001, "text": " What's the candle?"}, {"start": 4394.7, "end": 4406.94, "text": " You don't, don't go get it."}, {"start": 4406.94, "end": 4409.62, "text": " Where is this campfire apparently?"}, {"start": 4409.62, "end": 4420.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4420.66, "end": 4423.58, "text": " Now I can actually plow through this."}, {"start": 4423.58, "end": 4432.58, "text": " much better. Alright, I found one of these before, too."}, {"start": 4432.58, "end": 4439.98, "text": " What is it? What is this? Press all the buttons?"}, {"start": 4439.98, "end": 4440.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4440.9800000000005, "end": 4450.06, "text": " That was not difficult."}, {"start": 4450.06, "end": 4451.700000000001, "text": " It's just wasting time technically."}, {"start": 4451.700000000001, "end": 4453.18, "text": " That's a lot of blue gems."}, {"start": 4453.18, "end": 4455.780000000001, "text": " I found an artifact."}, {"start": 4455.780000000001, "end": 4457.580000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4457.580000000001, "end": 4462.38, "text": " That's a lot of blue gems."}, {"start": 4462.38, "end": 4464.580000000001, "text": " Dump it."}, {"start": 4464.58, "end": 4471.58, "text": " 75 blue gems?"}, {"start": 4482.0199999999995, "end": 4486.22, "text": " See, I'm covered."}, {"start": 4486.22, "end": 4492.22, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 4492.22, "end": 4494.22, "text": " Ugh, there it is, okay."}, {"start": 4494.22, "end": 4495.22, "text": " Click."}, {"start": 4507.22, "end": 4511.22, "text": " Who out here eating a whole bag of sour starbursts?"}, {"start": 4511.22, "end": 4513.22, "text": " I don't think you should be doing that."}, {"start": 4515.22, "end": 4517.22, "text": " A whole bag?"}, {"start": 4517.22, "end": 4523.22, "text": " That's too much. That's too many Starbursts."}, {"start": 4523.22, "end": 4529.22, "text": " That's going to turn to like concrete in your body."}, {"start": 4543.22, "end": 4546.22, "text": " How do you eat Starbursts with crust on it?"}, {"start": 4546.22, "end": 4554.58, "text": " person is just writing shit. Come on! I need to find it so I can dump it in there before"}, {"start": 4554.58, "end": 4575.58, "text": " the enemies come. We don't give a fuck. You're the brains, yeah, you're annoying."}, {"start": 4575.58, "end": 4587.0, "text": " Damage is starting to fall off."}, {"start": 4587.0, "end": 4603.14, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 4603.14, "end": 4605.14, "text": " Candy Tier List? I think I already did."}, {"start": 4611.54, "end": 4614.04, "text": " Please hold your questions till the end of the performance, please."}, {"start": 4617.4800000000005, "end": 4619.9800000000005, "text": " Okay. Candy Tier List?"}, {"start": 4623.62, "end": 4625.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4625.62, "end": 4637.38, "text": " You ate raw hamburger meat jelly beans, well that was on my, am I full of shit or not stream?"}, {"start": 4637.38, "end": 4641.66, "text": " Which I, I got all the things that I said I didn't like, and I ate all of them to see"}, {"start": 4641.66, "end": 4646.38, "text": " if I actually am full of shit or if I did like them or not."}, {"start": 4646.38, "end": 4653.38, "text": " Alright, it's time to dump this."}, {"start": 4653.38, "end": 4658.26, "text": " Dude, I can..."}, {"start": 4658.26, "end": 4660.26, "text": " Okay, decision time."}, {"start": 4660.26, "end": 4661.26, "text": " Uh, damage."}, {"start": 4661.26, "end": 4664.62, "text": " Where's my tongue?"}, {"start": 4664.62, "end": 4666.82, "text": " Tongue power, and then, quick chance."}, {"start": 4666.82, "end": 4668.06, "text": " Yeah, I need to do more damage."}, {"start": 4668.06, "end": 4669.06, "text": " Wait, and uh..."}, {"start": 4669.06, "end": 4670.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4670.06, "end": 4673.54, "text": " I probably should have done max L."}, {"start": 4673.54, "end": 4674.54, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 4674.54, "end": 4695.66, "text": " I guess I can see the green ones."}, {"start": 4695.66, "end": 4697.38, "text": " What did the green ones do for me again?"}, {"start": 4697.38, "end": 4701.38, "text": " Did they do anything interesting?"}, {"start": 4701.38, "end": 4714.34, "text": " Can you please play overwatch um no I don't think there's been something that"}, {"start": 4714.34, "end": 4718.14, "text": " would happen no there's there are a few things that would happen way way more"}, {"start": 4718.14, "end": 4720.46, "text": " than that"}, {"start": 4720.46, "end": 4735.12, "text": " Yeah, that's crazy that so here's the weird thing about nostalgia and the weird thing"}, {"start": 4735.12, "end": 4737.58, "text": " about time."}, {"start": 4737.58, "end": 4741.02, "text": " Overwatch came out 10 years ago."}, {"start": 4741.02, "end": 4746.3, "text": " For me, 10 years ago always kind of lives in this weird place in my head where that"}, {"start": 4746.3, "end": 4756.46, "text": " was, oh yeah, that was like, you know, like PlayStation 2, like N64 and stuff. That kind"}, {"start": 4756.46, "end": 4762.38, "text": " of like permanently lives in my brain as like 10 plus years ago. When you realize that once you get"}, {"start": 4762.38, "end": 4767.42, "text": " to be like 30, and when you think back 10 years ago, it's like, oh, well, of course it was like"}, {"start": 4767.42, "end": 4774.22, "text": " the PlayStation 2 and the PlayStation 3. Thinking that 10 years ago was PlayStation 4,"}, {"start": 4774.22, "end": 4783.5, "text": " door, and switch does something to your mind. It messes with you. He thinks he's 30, and"}, {"start": 4783.5, "end": 4787.780000000001, "text": " I'm saying when I was 30, when I would think back to when I was 20, there's a whole new"}, {"start": 4787.780000000001, "end": 4795.740000000001, "text": " section of 10 year think back on stuff. But it's way more modern than I, than lives in"}, {"start": 4795.74, "end": 4808.66, "text": " my head. When I think of a decade ago, my brain doesn't"}, {"start": 4808.66, "end": 4812.719999999999, "text": " immediately, it's like, oh yeah, no, dude, PlayStation 4 and the switch. What are you"}, {"start": 4812.719999999999, "end": 4817.219999999999, "text": " talking about? Like Mario Odyssey? Like the fuck are you talking about 10 years ago?"}, {"start": 4817.22, "end": 4818.22, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4818.22, "end": 4827.62, "text": " No, no, that's like, oh, come on, you don't have time, and Link and Zelda."}, {"start": 4827.62, "end": 4835.34, "text": " It's just weird to know that that's not the case."}, {"start": 4835.34, "end": 4839.14, "text": " In my heart, it's still 2005."}, {"start": 4839.14, "end": 4842.5, "text": " If someone is 30 years old, Skyrim has been out for half of their life."}, {"start": 4842.5, "end": 4846.22, "text": " Yeah, that's insane."}, {"start": 4846.22, "end": 4861.42, "text": " I think honestly, what the experience that I'm feeling is video games in their kind of current way that they've been has this very new this is not I think about like the modern 3D."}, {"start": 4863.02, "end": 4865.52, "text": " It's only been about 20 years, 25 years."}, {"start": 4865.52, "end": 4874.52, "text": " Like, there's an entire generation of adults that were, you know, 15."}, {"start": 4874.52, "end": 4878.160000000001, "text": " They're gonna see every, you know, you've seen, I've seen every console come up."}, {"start": 4878.160000000001, "end": 4880.84, "text": " And it was new when it came out."}, {"start": 4880.84, "end": 4884.96, "text": " It's not, I saw the NES and then the N64 and then I died."}, {"start": 4884.96, "end": 4891.72, "text": " No, I've seen Atari NES to the Super Nintendo and then the N64 and then now the PlayStation"}, {"start": 4891.72, "end": 4893.72, "text": " 2 can't gamecube."}, {"start": 4893.72, "end": 4897.16, "text": " Who do we? Who are we? You? The Switch?"}, {"start": 4897.16, "end": 4899.740000000001, "text": " It's weird. It's weird to have seen everything."}, {"start": 4899.740000000001, "end": 4901.56, "text": " And have it be new every time."}, {"start": 4908.2, "end": 4910.56, "text": " Like if I was 70 when like the NES came out,"}, {"start": 4910.56, "end": 4913.0, "text": " like, oh, the Nintendo."}, {"start": 4913.0, "end": 4915.14, "text": " This is, look at those graphics."}, {"start": 4919.4400000000005, "end": 4920.84, "text": " Why'd you go from N64 to Switch?"}, {"start": 4920.84, "end": 4922.240000000001, "text": " I said PlayStation 2."}, {"start": 4923.72, "end": 4936.16, "text": " All I'm saying is it's strange, it's a very particular feeling when you almost lose because"}, {"start": 4936.16, "end": 4938.360000000001, "text": " you're not concentrating."}, {"start": 4938.360000000001, "end": 4940.92, "text": " It's weird because people then look at what you're doing and they think that you're stupid"}, {"start": 4940.92, "end": 4944.8, "text": " and bad at a game, when it's just merely a concentration problem that your brain is"}, {"start": 4944.8, "end": 4947.400000000001, "text": " somewhere else."}, {"start": 4947.400000000001, "end": 4954.400000000001, "text": " That's what I'm really talking about."}, {"start": 4954.400000000001, "end": 4974.68, "text": " Okay, give me this."}, {"start": 4974.68, "end": 4984.4400000000005, "text": " But anyways, it's weird to have seen every single iteration of what a video game could"}, {"start": 4984.4400000000005, "end": 4990.12, "text": " technically be and now I did not grow up with."}, {"start": 4990.12, "end": 4992.12, "text": " I didn't have an Amiga."}, {"start": 4992.12, "end": 4993.4800000000005, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 4993.4800000000005, "end": 4999.0, "text": " I had an old Macintosh computer in 1989."}, {"start": 4999.0, "end": 5002.92, "text": " I think it was like an Apple II or something?"}, {"start": 5002.92, "end": 5006.0, "text": " I guess that's kind of in the same world."}, {"start": 5006.0, "end": 5016.68, "text": " Okay, I see the exit."}, {"start": 5016.68, "end": 5018.88, "text": " Should I take the exit?"}, {"start": 5018.88, "end": 5021.68, "text": " Or should I fight the boss?"}, {"start": 5021.68, "end": 5027.36, "text": " The boss is going to kill me in like three hits."}, {"start": 5027.36, "end": 5028.92, "text": " I'm not built for combat right now."}, {"start": 5039.32, "end": 5041.839999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm leaving."}, {"start": 5041.84, "end": 5061.360000000001, "text": " see it's five keys to get out I didn't know that they didn't tell me that there"}, {"start": 5061.360000000001, "end": 5071.8, "text": " was five keys oh no okay"}, {"start": 5071.8, "end": 5079.8, "text": " this one sitting here open in boxes. I'm dead. Oh my god, there's fucking two keys right here."}, {"start": 5081.4800000000005, "end": 5085.4800000000005, "text": " Is this the case if they left it the key to their house underneath the rock in front of their door?"}, {"start": 5085.4800000000005, "end": 5101.64, "text": " What did you say when they released Google Docs?"}, {"start": 5101.64, "end": 5111.320000000001, "text": " Um, I didn't really even care."}, {"start": 5111.320000000001, "end": 5112.320000000001, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 5112.320000000001, "end": 5113.320000000001, "text": " I mean, it was like, oh, okay."}, {"start": 5113.32, "end": 5115.9, "text": " Oh God, I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 5115.9, "end": 5116.9, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 5116.9, "end": 5117.9, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 5117.9, "end": 5118.9, "text": " Just go back."}, {"start": 5118.9, "end": 5119.9, "text": " Just go back."}, {"start": 5119.9, "end": 5126.9, "text": " Wait, I can get this."}, {"start": 5126.9, "end": 5130.62, "text": " It's PvP Microsoft Word."}, {"start": 5130.62, "end": 5132.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5132.9, "end": 5135.38, "text": " Can I?"}, {"start": 5135.38, "end": 5136.38, "text": " I can heal."}, {"start": 5136.38, "end": 5137.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5137.88, "end": 5142.0199999999995, "text": " I'm ready for the boss, I guess."}, {"start": 5142.02, "end": 5144.02, "text": " If I can get some more, I'm gonna upgrade the tongue."}, {"start": 5146.18, "end": 5147.06, "text": " Let me go up this way."}, {"start": 5150.02, "end": 5152.02, "text": " How do I- did I really not see any more?"}, {"start": 5152.660000000001, "end": 5153.9400000000005, "text": " I gotta go to the other side."}, {"start": 5155.6, "end": 5156.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5156.540000000001, "end": 5157.660000000001, "text": " I didn't explore over here yet."}, {"start": 5166.3, "end": 5168.860000000001, "text": " The jump from SNES to N64 is huge."}, {"start": 5172.02, "end": 5182.540000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think that they should just kind of go back and a lot of, you know, this is not"}, {"start": 5182.540000000001, "end": 5187.620000000001, "text": " like some, no one's doing this, a lot of indie devs do this, a lot of even AAA companies"}, {"start": 5187.620000000001, "end": 5196.540000000001, "text": " are starting to do it too, but I think that making games that are like 16 bit and putting"}, {"start": 5196.540000000001, "end": 5201.22, "text": " them into arcades and having them be exclusive into arcades is actually kind of a cool idea."}, {"start": 5201.22, "end": 5205.14, "text": " And I would hope that that would happen at some point in my lifetime."}, {"start": 5205.14, "end": 5209.820000000001, "text": " That we all get just kind of sick of a junk and it's like, hey, you know what, let's do"}, {"start": 5209.820000000001, "end": 5212.46, "text": " arcades over again."}, {"start": 5212.46, "end": 5218.780000000001, "text": " And I'd develop original, you know, 8-bit, 16-bit arcade cabinets and put them into the"}, {"start": 5218.780000000001, "end": 5227.3, "text": " fucking arcades again."}, {"start": 5227.3, "end": 5229.02, "text": " Now that's just pipe dream stuff."}, {"start": 5229.02, "end": 5231.02, "text": " I would love to see that"}, {"start": 5233.26, "end": 5237.84, "text": " People don't go outside anymore dude. Yeah, well if there was something cool"}, {"start": 5241.06, "end": 5246.3, "text": " You know what got me to go outside when I was a kid something fucking cool to do"}, {"start": 5248.46, "end": 5253.620000000001, "text": " The cool thing here's the problem you cannot have the competing cool thing be something that's so cool"}, {"start": 5253.9400000000005, "end": 5256.9800000000005, "text": " That it destroys anything else and that's the issue that we have now"}, {"start": 5259.02, "end": 5275.9400000000005, "text": " We kind of had to, I don't know, like I told you, like my brother used to like throw baseballs"}, {"start": 5275.9400000000005, "end": 5280.34, "text": " at me when I was like in, don't you like fucking hockey equipment."}, {"start": 5280.34, "end": 5281.34, "text": " That was our TikTok."}, {"start": 5281.34, "end": 5290.14, "text": " You know what I'm saying, we had to make our own random things happening."}, {"start": 5290.14, "end": 5295.42, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 5295.42, "end": 5303.7, "text": " Do you know how many times I've been like suplexed?"}, {"start": 5303.7, "end": 5306.62, "text": " Or suplexed somebody else into like a fucking mattress?"}, {"start": 5306.62, "end": 5311.18, "text": " Probably like a thousand times."}, {"start": 5311.18, "end": 5312.18, "text": " Not enough?"}, {"start": 5312.18, "end": 5313.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5313.18, "end": 5325.820000000001, "text": " They're good, they're good old days."}, {"start": 5325.820000000001, "end": 5332.26, "text": " Now I'm not going to sit here and tell you, oh, before the internet things were so, oh,"}, {"start": 5332.26, "end": 5339.14, "text": " everyone was singing and the world was, everything was incredible and my, I didn't need the internet."}, {"start": 5339.14, "end": 5340.14, "text": " That's fucking awesome."}, {"start": 5347.14, "end": 5351.4400000000005, "text": " Hey, I've also grown up with the Internet at its infancy all the way through."}, {"start": 5354.54, "end": 5356.240000000001, "text": " So take it from somebody that grew up with this shit."}, {"start": 5358.14, "end": 5359.34, "text": " It's really cool."}, {"start": 5364.14, "end": 5366.14, "text": " It just it just can get a little."}, {"start": 5366.14, "end": 5374.06, "text": " It can get really really just everything can be connected and everything's like you did your fucking washing machine doesn't need to connect to your Wi-Fi"}, {"start": 5375.58, "end": 5378.1, "text": " We lost it. I think five to ten years ago"}, {"start": 5378.1, "end": 5397.38, "text": " I don't want my TV fucking listening to me. You don't even get the fucking leave me alone."}, {"start": 5397.38, "end": 5411.18, "text": " I actually, and this is why I say this, this is why I said the thing about the, oh, 16-bit"}, {"start": 5411.18, "end": 5412.26, "text": " arcades."}, {"start": 5412.26, "end": 5415.7, "text": " I think there's a lot of people that, do you know how many people would agree to search"}, {"start": 5415.7, "end": 5417.9800000000005, "text": " up a dumb TV?"}, {"start": 5417.9800000000005, "end": 5419.3, "text": " Goal it is interesting."}, {"start": 5419.3, "end": 5420.900000000001, "text": " Where can I get a dumb TV?"}, {"start": 5420.900000000001, "end": 5423.7, "text": " I've typed this into Google before."}, {"start": 5423.7, "end": 5424.7, "text": " I don't want a smart TV."}, {"start": 5424.7, "end": 5432.62, "text": " I want a 4k screen that's dumb. I want a dumb TV that's just a screen with HDMI"}, {"start": 5432.62, "end": 5439.3, "text": " ports, MIDI display port, an audio out jack, and a fucking power on or power off"}, {"start": 5439.3, "end": 5452.46, "text": " button. Get all this other dog shit out of the television please. I don't want to"}, {"start": 5452.46, "end": 5457.46, "text": " have like a home page on my tell just have it power on ever be a black screen"}, {"start": 5457.46, "end": 5465.34, "text": " with green text in the top that just says no signal do it stop making these"}, {"start": 5465.34, "end": 5476.5, "text": " things be at the people don't be hated I don't want to have to update I don't want"}, {"start": 5476.5, "end": 5480.5, "text": " to update my TV my TV shouldn't need an update it should just be fucking"}, {"start": 5480.5, "end": 5484.5, "text": " capacitors and color wheel in the back. I don't need it to have an update."}, {"start": 5489.94, "end": 5491.94, "text": " Alright, I'm actually going to fight the boss and I'm going to die."}, {"start": 5498.22, "end": 5501.94, "text": " Snorts a foot-long line of coke give me more options."}, {"start": 5507.54, "end": 5509.9, "text": " Look up digital signage displays."}, {"start": 5510.5, "end": 5516.74, "text": " I gotta pay attention, this is boss coming up."}, {"start": 5516.74, "end": 5534.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's a lot of enemies."}, {"start": 5534.02, "end": 5536.82, "text": " But a lot of it stems from convenience, right?"}, {"start": 5536.82, "end": 5541.46, "text": " It's so convenient to just have your TV have a home page with everything on it."}, {"start": 5541.46, "end": 5545.98, "text": " And to like listen to you and show you, well, you know, you talked about how your Ashcrack"}, {"start": 5545.98, "end": 5547.58, "text": " was itchy yesterday."}, {"start": 5547.58, "end": 5550.7, "text": " So you must need an Ashcrack cream."}, {"start": 5550.7, "end": 5551.7, "text": " You clearly do."}, {"start": 5551.7, "end": 5552.7, "text": " And you know what?"}, {"start": 5552.7, "end": 5556.7, "text": " They're probably right."}, {"start": 5556.7, "end": 5563.42, "text": " If you pick up the keyword Ashcrack comma itchy 40 different times over the course of four"}, {"start": 5563.42, "end": 5571.1, "text": " days that person probably needs some hydrocortisone cream. But let me decide"}, {"start": 5571.1, "end": 5579.34, "text": " that. I want to be the ruler of my own ass-cream destiny, okay? Not some computer."}, {"start": 5584.46, "end": 5589.18, "text": " I wanted to get to a point where it's looking red and I had neglected it for"}, {"start": 5589.18, "end": 5591.18, "text": " Oh my god, I'm dead."}, {"start": 5595.18, "end": 5600.18, "text": " Oh shit, it's okay. I uh, it's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright."}, {"start": 5603.18, "end": 5604.18, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 5605.18, "end": 5606.18, "text": " I'm gonna go again."}, {"start": 5608.18, "end": 5610.18, "text": " Survive the... shit."}, {"start": 5611.18, "end": 5612.18, "text": " Okay, I have to..."}, {"start": 5612.18, "end": 5629.360000000001, "text": " I can upgrade dude okay back side damage and I got scarf in the very beginning let's go"}, {"start": 5629.36, "end": 5635.2, "text": " Oh, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5635.2, "end": 5649.12, "text": " I let let it let me get to a point where it gets infected."}, {"start": 5649.12, "end": 5650.12, "text": " You need to stop streaming?"}, {"start": 5650.12, "end": 5651.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5651.12, "end": 5656.12, "text": " I will not."}, {"start": 5656.12, "end": 5665.0, "text": " Yeah, this game has a cool mode."}, {"start": 5665.0, "end": 5669.24, "text": " I want to try it."}, {"start": 5669.24, "end": 5671.24, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 5671.24, "end": 5678.24, "text": " It almost looks colder."}, {"start": 5678.24, "end": 5694.88, "text": " 4K smart TV daughter or TikTok live NPC son?"}, {"start": 5694.88, "end": 5702.599999999999, "text": " Do you mean that TikTok NPC son is making the NPC content?"}, {"start": 5702.599999999999, "end": 5706.24, "text": " Or the daughter just watches the TV?"}, {"start": 5706.24, "end": 5711.36, "text": " I feel like I'm gonna pick the daughter, that's just you just watching the television."}, {"start": 5711.36, "end": 5713.88, "text": " Does she live in my house?"}, {"start": 5713.88, "end": 5720.44, "text": " That's my, I'm the one that bought the TV then."}, {"start": 5720.44, "end": 5725.36, "text": " That's my fault, that's my problem."}, {"start": 5725.36, "end": 5735.5199999999995, "text": " I guess like this or the other one, the bright white snow or the kind of blue filter."}, {"start": 5735.52, "end": 5742.52, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 5742.52, "end": 5760.52, "text": " Maybe I should try the flashbang."}, {"start": 5760.52, "end": 5767.280000000001, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 5767.280000000001, "end": 5768.4400000000005, "text": " Why does it easier to parse?"}, {"start": 5768.4400000000005, "end": 5774.280000000001, "text": " You think I'm going to parse hidden froggy get cart whatever the name of this is?"}, {"start": 5774.280000000001, "end": 5775.280000000001, "text": " What is his name?"}, {"start": 5775.280000000001, "end": 5776.280000000001, "text": " This is, I love this game."}, {"start": 5776.280000000001, "end": 5780.0, "text": " Froggy hates, what's it called?"}, {"start": 5780.0, "end": 5788.8, "text": " Froggy hates snow."}, {"start": 5788.8, "end": 5790.240000000001, "text": " This is about iPad bedroom gaming."}, {"start": 5790.24, "end": 5797.24, "text": " Let's take a look at them both."}, {"start": 5797.24, "end": 5801.24, "text": " Oh man, actually that..."}, {"start": 5801.24, "end": 5814.24, "text": " Now that I see the other one..."}, {"start": 5814.24, "end": 5815.24, "text": " See, it's more parsable."}, {"start": 5815.24, "end": 5817.24, "text": " I mean, you're probably right."}, {"start": 5817.24, "end": 5826.12, "text": " I'll play one round on this."}, {"start": 5826.12, "end": 5839.44, "text": " Come on, how have I gotten so unlucky?"}, {"start": 5839.44, "end": 5841.24, "text": " Loses here on the eyes."}, {"start": 5841.24, "end": 5845.12, "text": " well that's cool that they put that in"}, {"start": 5850.639999999999, "end": 5856.92, "text": " and how did I not find it look at the minimap this almost nowhere I didn't go"}, {"start": 5856.92, "end": 5863.88, "text": " it's right here white looks better but it hurts a little bit"}, {"start": 5863.88, "end": 5868.88, "text": " Yeah, I actually kind of missed the bright white now."}, {"start": 5868.88, "end": 5873.88, "text": " How am I going to turn it back on?"}, {"start": 5873.88, "end": 5875.88, "text": " I'll get used to it."}, {"start": 5875.88, "end": 5878.88, "text": " I'll re-get used to it."}, {"start": 5878.88, "end": 5902.7, "text": " I think the radar is the most important one to get early"}, {"start": 5902.7, "end": 5925.62, "text": " I'm going to save for this."}, {"start": 5925.62, "end": 5926.62, "text": " Metagame?"}, {"start": 5926.62, "end": 5927.62, "text": " Froggy hates snow?"}, {"start": 5927.62, "end": 5930.62, "text": " I mean, this is pretty good."}, {"start": 5930.62, "end": 5932.62, "text": " Is it going to be the new, this would be the new Twitch metaphor?"}, {"start": 5932.62, "end": 5945.66, "text": " a few days. Thanks for reading my message about the steam controller. It just got delivered."}, {"start": 5945.66, "end": 5952.82, "text": " I'll let you know how it is. All right, mods keep an eye on that guy. Super paradox. Give"}, {"start": 5952.82, "end": 5959.9, "text": " us a give us a whole paragraph. Truly give us a good paragraph explaining everything"}, {"start": 5959.900000000001, "end": 5961.900000000001, "text": " You like and don't like"}, {"start": 5966.620000000001, "end": 5969.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, make it as long winded as you want I will read the whole thing"}, {"start": 5973.820000000001, "end": 5977.460000000001, "text": " Well, I mean to a tourist extent right do it to an extent not don't write"}, {"start": 5977.460000000001, "end": 5981.960000000001, "text": " I don't like a fucking five page review, but I'm talking like within one tooth for paragraphs"}, {"start": 5982.580000000001, "end": 5984.580000000001, "text": " Make it digestible"}, {"start": 5989.900000000001, "end": 6000.3, "text": " you just gave that guy homework or just jump-started a career what if he writes"}, {"start": 6000.3, "end": 6003.22, "text": " this and he's like man actually I really liked doing that I should really like to"}, {"start": 6003.22, "end": 6011.860000000001, "text": " write about that boom gets into journalism gets into games journalism"}, {"start": 6019.900000000001, "end": 6036.620000000001, "text": " what if you shut up okay I'll try that for a minute see if it helps"}, {"start": 6079.900000000001, "end": 6087.460000000001, "text": " Now you might be thinking I did that because of your comment, I did it because I need to"}, {"start": 6087.460000000001, "end": 6098.580000000001, "text": " concentrate because I have 10-20% health remaining."}, {"start": 6098.580000000001, "end": 6101.420000000001, "text": " But I appreciate the feedback though."}, {"start": 6101.42, "end": 6111.62, "text": " Give us a two paragraph review of the string."}, {"start": 6111.62, "end": 6119.26, "text": " How many reviews can we get today?"}, {"start": 6119.26, "end": 6120.26, "text": " It's not going to be good."}, {"start": 6120.26, "end": 6131.860000000001, "text": " Oh, it's all right."}, {"start": 6131.860000000001, "end": 6132.860000000001, "text": " How's the stream been?"}, {"start": 6132.860000000001, "end": 6133.860000000001, "text": " It's been okay."}, {"start": 6133.860000000001, "end": 6137.26, "text": " Played a weird Batman ad in the middle."}, {"start": 6137.26, "end": 6144.06, "text": " You're just making me seem so that's not what we did."}, {"start": 6144.06, "end": 6145.06, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 6145.06, "end": 6147.06, "text": " There's like a virus over here."}, {"start": 6153.22, "end": 6155.38, "text": " Okay, I gotta get light three torches?"}, {"start": 6156.820000000001, "end": 6158.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, that really hurt. How do I do this?"}, {"start": 6170.9800000000005, "end": 6174.02, "text": " That was a shit run anyways. It really was. The RNG was pretty terrible in the beginning."}, {"start": 6175.06, "end": 6188.26, "text": " I didn't even put my other starter- look, that's what happened, dude."}, {"start": 6188.26, "end": 6191.9400000000005, "text": " Look at this, I'm not even level 3."}, {"start": 6191.9400000000005, "end": 6197.620000000001, "text": " I didn't even have my scarf equipped in the burglar gang."}, {"start": 6197.62, "end": 6208.98, "text": " I love watching streams. I wish I started watching when you started all of this. That"}, {"start": 6208.98, "end": 6212.26, "text": " was a very long time ago."}, {"start": 6212.26, "end": 6228.74, "text": " You talking about that? That's like the Super Nintendo of this stream's history."}, {"start": 6228.74, "end": 6232.820000000001, "text": " Then now I just do, now I just do fucking remakes and rehashes."}, {"start": 6232.82, "end": 6239.7, "text": " I'm with the Super Nintendo era of the German 985 channel dude."}, {"start": 6239.7, "end": 6247.28, "text": " Now it's just a whole like remakes and remasters, but the annoying part is the remaster only"}, {"start": 6247.28, "end": 6248.28, "text": " puts it in 720p."}, {"start": 6248.28, "end": 6250.78, "text": " It didn't even go to like 4k."}, {"start": 6250.78, "end": 6252.38, "text": " Does he know what year it is?"}, {"start": 6252.38, "end": 6254.5, "text": " He just had his stream go to 1080p."}, {"start": 6254.5, "end": 6257.219999999999, "text": " Like what the fuck dude?"}, {"start": 6257.219999999999, "end": 6260.38, "text": " No, I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 6260.38, "end": 6265.900000000001, "text": " stream just went to 1080p less than one year ago. Like what the fuck? Doesn't he"}, {"start": 6265.900000000001, "end": 6269.7, "text": " isn't he been doing this for a long time?"}, {"start": 6270.54, "end": 6277.900000000001, "text": " Does he even know to use a computer? I don't, doesn't get it."}, {"start": 6280.5, "end": 6286.54, "text": " I'll give you a take. Here's my, here's my, here's a new take for the day."}, {"start": 6286.54, "end": 6294.28, "text": " Why can I only stream at 6000 bitrate without causing a problem on Twitch?"}, {"start": 6294.28, "end": 6303.9, "text": " You want to talk about like a, it's like what the fuck is going on here?"}, {"start": 6303.9, "end": 6304.9, "text": " A 1080p stream?"}, {"start": 6304.9, "end": 6308.58, "text": " A 1080p video."}, {"start": 6308.58, "end": 6310.9, "text": " Really to look oh good."}, {"start": 6310.9, "end": 6314.38, "text": " You have to slow your, you have to slow the, and this doesn't even help after a certain"}, {"start": 6314.38, "end": 6324.62, "text": " amount of like encoding slowing down your encoder you need like 8 to 10,000 the bitrate"}, {"start": 6324.62, "end": 6333.18, "text": " to have 1080p look it's like really good and I think twitch still has 6000 as their cap"}, {"start": 6333.18, "end": 6340.58, "text": " I think you can go over it technically but not really I think it view it's technically"}, {"start": 6340.58, "end": 6346.34, "text": " not allowed I have no idea they're doing like a new thing where you can stream in like 2k or something"}, {"start": 6347.38, "end": 6351.94, "text": " but it's I don't know I just give me a higher bit rate let me just stream at 10k"}, {"start": 6353.86, "end": 6358.74, "text": " that's not understand like why can't I just do a 1080p 10k stream I don't want to do a 2k 10"}, {"start": 6358.74, "end": 6365.62, "text": " 10,000 oh here we go they have a they do it they they I think we got it they responded"}, {"start": 6365.62, "end": 6371.74, "text": " Well, I tuned in thinking it was going to be a normal Minecraft stream and this man"}, {"start": 6371.74, "end": 6376.32, "text": " spent 45 minutes trying to convince chat that geese are just ducks that went to college."}, {"start": 6376.32, "end": 6381.62, "text": " No gameplay, no context, just a full TED talk about Goose academia with a hand-drawn diagram."}, {"start": 6381.62, "end": 6390.099999999999, "text": " This is, we just making this all up."}, {"start": 6390.1, "end": 6393.3, "text": " I thought that was the dude that, I thought that was one of our reviews we were living for."}, {"start": 6404.1, "end": 6405.5, "text": " He doesn't know who Claude is."}, {"start": 6406.6, "end": 6409.3, "text": " Oh, Claude? I'm thinking the person's name was Claude."}, {"start": 6411.1, "end": 6414.8, "text": " Hey, that guy Claude from earlier. I was like, okay, what, was his name like Claude..."}, {"start": 6415.3, "end": 6418.5, "text": " 2-5-5 or something? I thought it was, I thought it was like Claude."}, {"start": 6418.5, "end": 6434.74, "text": " Whatever, alright, it was fuckin' AI."}, {"start": 6434.74, "end": 6436.46, "text": " It looks like you're okay."}, {"start": 6436.46, "end": 6438.86, "text": " No, I got hit by the car."}, {"start": 6438.86, "end": 6441.9, "text": " Well, judging by the picture, it looks like you have a little bit of room before that"}, {"start": 6441.9, "end": 6442.9, "text": " hits you."}, {"start": 6442.9, "end": 6444.9, "text": " No, no, the car just hit me."}, {"start": 6444.9, "end": 6447.9, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 6447.900000000001, "end": 6454.900000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6454.900000000001, "end": 6457.900000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6457.900000000001, "end": 6471.900000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6471.900000000001, "end": 6476.900000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6476.900000000001, "end": 6496.900000000001, "text": " I got to find some deposits now, this is bullshit."}, {"start": 6496.900000000001, "end": 6498.900000000001, "text": " Uniply Tomodachi today?"}, {"start": 6498.900000000001, "end": 6502.400000000001, "text": " Maybe. It's highly possible."}, {"start": 6507.400000000001, "end": 6509.900000000001, "text": " I need to beat one of these levels at least once."}, {"start": 6513.400000000001, "end": 6515.900000000001, "text": " There's also this crab game that came out. I want to try it."}, {"start": 6515.900000000001, "end": 6517.400000000001, "text": " So it's kind of another game like this."}, {"start": 6528.900000000001, "end": 6535.900000000001, "text": " I need damage this time, but I'm going to kill the boss with any damage."}, {"start": 6535.900000000001, "end": 6544.200000000001, "text": " Can you please make Granny and Tom it off your life, because she'd match really well"}, {"start": 6544.200000000001, "end": 6547.38, "text": " with the neighbor."}, {"start": 6547.38, "end": 6562.2, "text": " Dude, maybe one day I'll just open with Granny."}, {"start": 6562.2, "end": 6564.400000000001, "text": " What is the quintessential Granny game?"}, {"start": 6564.400000000001, "end": 6569.24, "text": " Because there's three or four of them."}, {"start": 6569.24, "end": 6574.24, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 6574.24, "end": 6578.76, "text": " Granny won."}, {"start": 6578.76, "end": 6585.679999999999, "text": " Okay, but if I play Granny won and I have an absolute total crash out, you have to bear"}, {"start": 6585.679999999999, "end": 6586.679999999999, "text": " with me, okay?"}, {"start": 6586.679999999999, "end": 6597.16, "text": " Give me a little bit of credit, give me some slack."}, {"start": 6597.16, "end": 6604.68, "text": " So I have to beat the game."}, {"start": 6604.68, "end": 6607.599999999999, "text": " I have to complete one run of granny."}, {"start": 6607.599999999999, "end": 6614.44, "text": " I don't think I'm capable of doing that."}, {"start": 6614.44, "end": 6619.76, "text": " I know that when you were in like the fucking seventh grade, you beat that and you showed"}, {"start": 6619.76, "end": 6623.66, "text": " your the leaderboard of your friends and stuff in school but I don't I don't think"}, {"start": 6623.66, "end": 6626.12, "text": " I'm gonna do that"}, {"start": 6639.84, "end": 6644.54, "text": " hey dude this is the steam controller guy all right if you are serious I will do"}, {"start": 6644.54, "end": 6653.18, "text": " I just need a couple of days I have a job homie. Oh, um, right. Well, this is low. This is really low priority"}, {"start": 6654.62, "end": 6656.62, "text": " This is very low"}, {"start": 6661.06, "end": 6664.42, "text": " This is okay, well, it's alright, but I don't want to make you do anything"}, {"start": 6665.46, "end": 6669.94, "text": " But what about just again, can you give it a well I guess you have to use it for like a few days"}, {"start": 6670.78, "end": 6672.78, "text": " What about what's your first impressions?"}, {"start": 6672.78, "end": 6680.219999999999, "text": " And just like a like a two sentences. How does it feel? How does it weigh?"}, {"start": 6683.179999999999, "end": 6686.179999999999, "text": " All right, well, where's the guy that doesn't like stream? Is that guy gonna write something?"}, {"start": 6686.7, "end": 6691.7, "text": " The dude that said that my stream sucks right where is he's here? Are you here still can we get a review from you? I"}, {"start": 6693.38, "end": 6695.38, "text": " Need a review today"}, {"start": 6702.78, "end": 6713.38, "text": " Hey, taking time off work to write one, Twitch chat. Hold on. Hold on, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 6713.38, "end": 6717.139999999999, "text": " Personally, I think this room is 7 out of 10. There was a strange focus on getting reviews"}, {"start": 6717.139999999999, "end": 6720.66, "text": " for various things, but the Froggy game was excellent, and Jeremy's gameplay was full"}, {"start": 6720.66, "end": 6725.46, "text": " of comedy, if not full of skill. Now, the drawback of this room that keeps it from the"}, {"start": 6725.46, "end": 6729.219999999999, "text": " 10 out of 10 status it could have accomplished was the total lack of Discord chat for the"}, {"start": 6729.22, "end": 6730.84, "text": " first hour and a half."}, {"start": 6730.84, "end": 6733.360000000001, "text": " Well, Discord Chat is absolutely neglected by Jerma."}, {"start": 6733.360000000001, "end": 6734.2, "text": " It's a fun place."}, {"start": 6734.2, "end": 6736.52, "text": " Well, that's a way for you to throw out some Discord Chat"}, {"start": 6736.52, "end": 6738.4800000000005, "text": " propaganda."}, {"start": 6738.4800000000005, "end": 6739.4400000000005, "text": " It will not be tolerated."}, {"start": 6748.0, "end": 6749.4400000000005, "text": " He won't read my review."}, {"start": 6749.4400000000005, "end": 6750.88, "text": " He'll read the AI lines."}, {"start": 6753.76, "end": 6754.64, "text": " Well, what was yours?"}, {"start": 6754.64, "end": 6755.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6755.0, "end": 6758.56, "text": " How do I know how to look at this?"}, {"start": 6758.56, "end": 6764.400000000001, "text": " No, I'm not reading guys. We're not turning this into I'm going to read chat reviews because everyone's going to write one now."}, {"start": 6775.04, "end": 6776.080000000001, "text": " That's a good key placement."}, {"start": 6788.56, "end": 6791.56, "text": " Hey, come on."}, {"start": 6791.56, "end": 6793.56, "text": " Alright, flashbang."}, {"start": 6793.56, "end": 6796.56, "text": " No, no, it's always locator."}, {"start": 6811.56, "end": 6813.56, "text": " Locator?"}, {"start": 6815.56, "end": 6817.56, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 6818.56, "end": 6820.56, "text": " This game is a dick thing."}, {"start": 6824.06, "end": 6826.56, "text": " Come on, Phil, I need a full cart before I go back."}, {"start": 6836.06, "end": 6837.06, "text": " Crap."}, {"start": 6838.56, "end": 6840.06, "text": " Oh, crap."}, {"start": 6848.56, "end": 6854.200000000001, "text": " I'm doing such dog shit damage. It's so bad eight damage a hit. What happened to my character?"}, {"start": 6855.52, "end": 6857.52, "text": " I was doing like 20 last time"}, {"start": 6867.240000000001, "end": 6874.84, "text": " All right, we're doing full cart and then I'm doing the tongue upgrades. I'm going damage only from now on up"}, {"start": 6878.56, "end": 6888.56, "text": " There are iFrames."}, {"start": 6888.56, "end": 6898.56, "text": " Oh, what's that?"}, {"start": 6898.56, "end": 6906.56, "text": " Dude, that gives you a double."}, {"start": 6906.56, "end": 6909.96, "text": " Wait, actual review for the steam controller."}, {"start": 6909.96, "end": 6912.0, "text": " This is real?"}, {"start": 6912.0, "end": 6913.96, "text": " Got mine yesterday."}, {"start": 6913.96, "end": 6918.6, "text": " It's the quality you expect from a Zuck or Tom, okay?"}, {"start": 6918.6, "end": 6922.780000000001, "text": " It's the quality you expect from Valve, feels heavy and high quality."}, {"start": 6922.780000000001, "end": 6927.8, "text": " They got their magnet thumb sticks, which are cool, but you don't really feel a difference."}, {"start": 6927.8, "end": 6929.120000000001, "text": " They're nice to have though."}, {"start": 6929.120000000001, "end": 6933.4400000000005, "text": " Apparently they stopped stick drift in like 10 years."}, {"start": 6933.4400000000005, "end": 6941.400000000001, "text": " Gotta play with it, gotta play with it a punch first, but my verse impressions are good."}, {"start": 6941.400000000001, "end": 6948.9400000000005, "text": " So apparently it's sticked with, really, okay."}, {"start": 6948.9400000000005, "end": 6951.9400000000005, "text": " I'm interested."}, {"start": 6951.9400000000005, "end": 6969.780000000001, "text": " No, I don't think that one was AI."}, {"start": 6969.78, "end": 6983.46, "text": " I said I was going to do attack power, you fucking idiot."}, {"start": 6983.46, "end": 6985.7, "text": " You can definitely play WoW with it, yeah, but you can play WoW with the controller now"}, {"start": 6985.7, "end": 6987.7, "text": " easily."}, {"start": 6987.7, "end": 6990.34, "text": " There's a good controller add on that's actually great."}, {"start": 6990.34, "end": 6995.139999999999, "text": " Hey, just want to mention, I made it up, I don't actually have a Steam controller, alright,"}, {"start": 6995.139999999999, "end": 6996.139999999999, "text": " well great."}, {"start": 6996.139999999999, "end": 6998.94, "text": " That's the thing about the internet, you just fucking lie."}, {"start": 6998.9400000000005, "end": 7002.660000000001, "text": " You just say whatever you want."}, {"start": 7002.660000000001, "end": 7006.860000000001, "text": " Dude each lie should cost 10 cents."}, {"start": 7006.860000000001, "end": 7018.02, "text": " If you just want to like make shit up on the internet then it should cost you 5 cents for"}, {"start": 7018.02, "end": 7019.88, "text": " each one."}, {"start": 7019.88, "end": 7021.88, "text": " individual why you tell them the internet"}, {"start": 7032.88, "end": 7034.88, "text": " I would owe a lot"}, {"start": 7035.88, "end": 7042.28, "text": " I would be okay. I'd have my monthly budget right you've got everyone have to have different budgets would be like, okay like"}, {"start": 7043.08, "end": 7048.86, "text": " The mortgage or rent okay that amount of money. All right, then you got like groceries gas. Okay that amount of money"}, {"start": 7049.88, "end": 7057.64, "text": " Um, you know, uh, grocery store, okay, that amount of money, electric bill, uh, water bill, okay, like,"}, {"start": 7057.64, "end": 7061.16, "text": " $50 or $100. And then the last line would be lying on the internet."}, {"start": 7063.0, "end": 7065.0, "text": " I- I- I- How much are you willing to allocate to that?"}, {"start": 7075.8, "end": 7078.36, "text": " Does that get more? Would you pay more?"}, {"start": 7079.88, "end": 7087.72, "text": " Okay. More or less than your current electric bill of month to get your, like, lie on the internet credits."}, {"start": 7090.88, "end": 7091.56, "text": " More?"}, {"start": 7096.32, "end": 7097.96, "text": " How much do you need to lie?"}, {"start": 7100.24, "end": 7101.56, "text": " I'm seeing a... Okay, wait."}, {"start": 7102.04, "end": 7104.8, "text": " Do... Do a poll for this. I'm actually curious and be truthful."}, {"start": 7104.8, "end": 7115.8, "text": " Would you spend more than your current electric bill a month for lying on the internet?"}, {"start": 7115.8, "end": 7119.8, "text": " There's going to be a lot of yeses, aren't there?"}, {"start": 7119.8, "end": 7122.8, "text": " I feel like I probably would say yes too."}, {"start": 7122.8, "end": 7128.8, "text": " Does it count as a lie when I say something that doesn't make any sense and I'm just messing around?"}, {"start": 7128.8, "end": 7130.8, "text": " Would it be 10 cents?"}, {"start": 7130.8, "end": 7137.4400000000005, "text": " Or is this like, real lies, that you just use lying?"}, {"start": 7137.4400000000005, "end": 7138.4400000000005, "text": " Is it joke or lie?"}, {"start": 7138.4400000000005, "end": 7140.4400000000005, "text": " I mean, kind of, it could be."}, {"start": 7140.4400000000005, "end": 7153.72, "text": " Yeah, but then if you're a politician, how awesome would that be?"}, {"start": 7153.72, "end": 7159.04, "text": " If you ran for Congress or something and you showed your lie bill?"}, {"start": 7159.04, "end": 7167.74, "text": " I just want to make sure everyone sees that Senator Stevenson's lie bill was $1,500 a month, Senator."}, {"start": 7167.74, "end": 7171.24, "text": " Here's mine, and he shows it up and it's like four bucks."}, {"start": 7172.58, "end": 7177.18, "text": " It's like, holy shit, dude. Are you kidding me? This dude's the real deal."}, {"start": 7177.18, "end": 7188.92, "text": " Yeah, Senator, why don't you tell them how you had to call your ISP or whoever is tracking"}, {"start": 7188.92, "end": 7192.4800000000005, "text": " this fucked up statistic."}, {"start": 7192.4800000000005, "end": 7198.56, "text": " And you wanted to get more lives."}, {"start": 7198.56, "end": 7202.04, "text": " You hit your lie cap."}, {"start": 7202.04, "end": 7218.2, "text": " Fuck, I thought I could block it with the snow!"}, {"start": 7218.2, "end": 7219.8, "text": " Oh my god, this game's good."}, {"start": 7219.8, "end": 7221.8, "text": " I gotta play it again."}, {"start": 7221.8, "end": 7223.8, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 7223.8, "end": 7227.8, "text": " I'm gonna take a break."}, {"start": 7227.8, "end": 7237.24, "text": " Wait, upgrade the character."}, {"start": 7237.24, "end": 7239.400000000001, "text": " Skill card luck?"}, {"start": 7239.400000000001, "end": 7241.04, "text": " I got spit attack now."}, {"start": 7241.04, "end": 7243.52, "text": " Alright, we got no."}, {"start": 7243.52, "end": 7249.8, "text": " 89% said no, which is a really encouraging statistic by the way."}, {"start": 7249.8, "end": 7260.68, "text": " The 11% of you that said yes."}, {"start": 7260.68, "end": 7261.68, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 7261.68, "end": 7262.68, "text": " What's going on there?"}, {"start": 7262.68, "end": 7267.68, "text": " That's a bad sample size?"}, {"start": 7267.68, "end": 7270.4800000000005, "text": " 11% don't pay their own bills."}, {"start": 7270.4800000000005, "end": 7271.4800000000005, "text": " Well, you don't know that."}, {"start": 7271.4800000000005, "end": 7275.8, "text": " What if somebody's really like, no dude, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 7275.8, "end": 7277.8, "text": " I want you to help badly."}, {"start": 7277.8, "end": 7284.42, "text": " I want to continue to go to that game's forum that I've never played before and just talk about how I'm, like, annoyed with the fucking graphics update."}, {"start": 7285.72, "end": 7290.400000000001, "text": " I have zero hours on Steam on this game. Don't- I mean, you're not taking that from me, motherfucker."}, {"start": 7297.6, "end": 7299.820000000001, "text": " Alright. Uh, I'll be back in three minutes. Here we-"}, {"start": 7301.1, "end": 7302.22, "text": " Get up and move around if you haven't."}, {"start": 7302.72, "end": 7303.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7303.96, "end": 7304.84, "text": " See you in a few minutes."}, {"start": 7517.8, "end": 7545.8, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 7545.8, "end": 7575.78, "text": " Anyways, the internet, the internet, I remember when you had"}, {"start": 7575.78, "end": 7584.94, "text": " And I remember when I would upload a video to YouTube and a 12 minute video or 9, whatever"}, {"start": 7584.94, "end": 7593.099999999999, "text": " 8 minute video was maybe a couple hundred megabytes at the time, this is back when it"}, {"start": 7593.099999999999, "end": 7595.219999999999, "text": " was barely 720p."}, {"start": 7595.219999999999, "end": 7603.7, "text": " It would take 1 to 3 hours sometimes just to upload the video to YouTube."}, {"start": 7603.7, "end": 7610.16, "text": " And then YouTube would have to process that video for one to five hours."}, {"start": 7610.16, "end": 7613.84, "text": " And then sometimes YouTube would just break and it wouldn't even process the video to"}, {"start": 7613.84, "end": 7619.16, "text": " HD because when HD came out it was a big deal."}, {"start": 7619.16, "end": 7624.08, "text": " And then you'd have to redo everything."}, {"start": 7624.08, "end": 7627.74, "text": " And now you just, everything's just, it's just there."}, {"start": 7627.74, "end": 7630.08, "text": " You don't have to do anything."}, {"start": 7630.08, "end": 7631.08, "text": " It's just there."}, {"start": 7631.08, "end": 7641.58, "text": " If you just share something immediately if you wanted to."}, {"start": 7641.58, "end": 7644.58, "text": " It's magic now."}, {"start": 7644.58, "end": 7646.78, "text": " Alright, upgrade."}, {"start": 7646.78, "end": 7655.82, "text": " I can unlock this new character but I want to hold on."}, {"start": 7655.82, "end": 7656.82, "text": " This new..."}, {"start": 7656.82, "end": 7659.26, "text": " This new shit here."}, {"start": 7659.26, "end": 7667.1, "text": " attack versus tongue attack you gotta pick one all right i'll do spit let's see how spit's a projectile"}, {"start": 7679.42, "end": 7680.780000000001, "text": " speaking of old internet stuff"}, {"start": 7683.58, "end": 7688.9400000000005, "text": " uh i was thinking what would we do in a stream one day where i just we play like key word games"}, {"start": 7688.9400000000005, "end": 7691.1, "text": " with some of the flash archive stuff."}, {"start": 7698.780000000001, "end": 7701.26, "text": " And it would be called Flash Improv Night,"}, {"start": 7704.22, "end": 7710.540000000001, "text": " where I just go to the flash archive and just as if, you know, oh, okay, what do we"}, {"start": 7710.540000000001, "end": 7716.38, "text": " got in the crowd here? Banana and Mario. Okay, let's see what happens here. And then I just,"}, {"start": 7716.38, "end": 7721.1, "text": " I play whatever it is and just turn on any potential not safe for work filters"}, {"start": 7736.54, "end": 7738.900000000001, "text": " Because there's a huge huge amount of stuff"}, {"start": 7738.900000000001, "end": 7756.38, "text": " That sounds good. I feel like it'd be fun. There's no more of us four over here. Bro,"}, {"start": 7756.38, "end": 7763.780000000001, "text": " I gotta get in a better seat. Okay, spit attack is great, but not when you're not on auto attack."}, {"start": 7768.900000000001, "end": 7781.780000000001, "text": " I guess it's okay."}, {"start": 7781.780000000001, "end": 7790.580000000001, "text": " Let's go get used to it."}, {"start": 7790.580000000001, "end": 7793.420000000001, "text": " That's good too though."}, {"start": 7793.42, "end": 7801.86, "text": " Now it's always locator every time, doesn't matter what is going on."}, {"start": 7801.86, "end": 7813.74, "text": " Flash Friday."}, {"start": 7813.74, "end": 7814.74, "text": " Distance."}, {"start": 7814.74, "end": 7821.74, "text": " We're going Neopets."}, {"start": 7821.74, "end": 7840.74, "text": " I feel like I did something like that a while ago."}, {"start": 7840.74, "end": 7856.54, "text": " Didn't I play something like that?"}, {"start": 7856.54, "end": 7861.0199999999995, "text": " We'll save the not-safer work stuff for the gambling tag streams."}, {"start": 7861.02, "end": 7868.02, "text": " Oh, lord."}, {"start": 7868.02, "end": 7890.820000000001, "text": " I said, I forgot how much of the mobile game economy has changed."}, {"start": 7890.820000000001, "end": 7893.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, I was actually thinking that the other day, too."}, {"start": 7897.120000000001, "end": 7900.820000000001, "text": " I remember playing games. I was excited about mobile games for a long time."}, {"start": 7903.320000000001, "end": 7908.320000000001, "text": " And maybe they just did this and didn't disclose it before Apple made people disclose it or something. I don't know."}, {"start": 7908.820000000001, "end": 7917.820000000001, "text": " But it really does feel like half the things that I want to play on an iPad are just means to collect your information."}, {"start": 7917.820000000001, "end": 7923.18, "text": " like the game almost was designed not for a game but to like here's a game that's"}, {"start": 7923.18, "end": 7927.26, "text": " on top of a harvester"}, {"start": 7935.340000000001, "end": 7941.780000000001, "text": " now could that have been the case before Apple had that disclosure page"}, {"start": 7942.540000000001, "end": 7946.460000000001, "text": " maybe I know it's hard to say"}, {"start": 7947.820000000001, "end": 7951.820000000001, "text": " That's most mobile apps game or not."}, {"start": 7951.820000000001, "end": 7955.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, but this is not even..."}, {"start": 7955.820000000001, "end": 7959.820000000001, "text": " Here's the crazy thing about generational thoughts and different..."}, {"start": 7959.820000000001, "end": 7963.820000000001, "text": " Like, how if I'm older than you by a pretty significant margin?"}, {"start": 7963.820000000001, "end": 7967.820000000001, "text": " Ah, this is a boomer take. This is not though. I think a lot of people"}, {"start": 7967.820000000001, "end": 7971.820000000001, "text": " across multiple generations are like, I don't really care about a cloud."}, {"start": 7971.820000000001, "end": 7975.820000000001, "text": " I just kind of want my program to work. I want to just pay for it and have it work."}, {"start": 7975.820000000001, "end": 7979.14, "text": " It never worked. That's not like an old person versus you. No, there's no real"}, {"start": 7979.14, "end": 7984.22, "text": " I don't think there's very many young people right now that are like no dude keep giving me the live service shit"}, {"start": 7984.500000000001, "end": 7988.380000000001, "text": " That's kind of not the case. It's kind of multi-generational people are just like I don't really like this"}, {"start": 7999.02, "end": 8003.620000000001, "text": " Cuz like the cloud is one of those things where oh everything could be stored everything could be stored in the cloud"}, {"start": 8003.620000000001, "end": 8005.620000000001, "text": " If everything could be put here"}, {"start": 8005.820000000001, "end": 8014.26, "text": " All your stuff, everything, it has its use."}, {"start": 8014.26, "end": 8017.460000000001, "text": " But there's a lot of things that just kind of don't need to have like kind of an always"}, {"start": 8017.460000000001, "end": 8021.06, "text": " running, hey, let's just kind of make sure you check your license."}, {"start": 8021.06, "end": 8024.460000000001, "text": " You got a license for this?"}, {"start": 8024.460000000001, "end": 8030.18, "text": " Well, I mean, you're on the fucking super ultimate package, which is, you know, $60 a month."}, {"start": 8030.18, "end": 8031.18, "text": " Let's just check that first."}, {"start": 8031.18, "end": 8032.18, "text": " Okay, you're good."}, {"start": 8032.18, "end": 8052.900000000001, "text": " I want an option for both."}, {"start": 8052.900000000001, "end": 8058.26, "text": " Take a look at CAD software for that."}, {"start": 8058.26, "end": 8059.26, "text": " And I mean I get it."}, {"start": 8059.26, "end": 8062.06, "text": " Companies that develop the software need to make money and they want to make money."}, {"start": 8062.06, "end": 8074.620000000001, "text": " I get it, but I remember this is kind of, this is like Adobe, for instance, right?"}, {"start": 8074.620000000001, "end": 8077.9800000000005, "text": " Like Adobe Premiere, you just bought it."}, {"start": 8077.9800000000005, "end": 8083.9400000000005, "text": " I mean, it was expensive, but you bought it and you just owned it."}, {"start": 8088.660000000001, "end": 8090.740000000001, "text": " And now it's like everything has to have like, oh, you've"}, {"start": 8090.74, "end": 8097.98, "text": " Creative cloud fucking 6.4 with all the creative sweet. That's you know, you gotta pay that it's a licensing fee now"}, {"start": 8098.84, "end": 8103.12, "text": " When did they actually fully move to that like that you have to pay per month or per year?"}, {"start": 8103.94, "end": 8108.54, "text": " Am I crazy or old Adobe software like old Adobe Premiere?"}, {"start": 8109.34, "end": 8113.74, "text": " You just bought it and it was just you owned it and you just bought it was a piece of software on like a CD. That was it"}, {"start": 8116.94, "end": 8118.94, "text": " Ten years is more than ten years ago"}, {"start": 8120.74, "end": 8148.98, "text": " They seized the perpetual license after CS6."}, {"start": 8148.9800000000005, "end": 8151.9800000000005, "text": " The designers and programmers aren't the ones making more money from everything being a live service."}, {"start": 8154.700000000001, "end": 8155.200000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8155.6, "end": 8156.6, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 8157.26, "end": 8157.76, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 8159.18, "end": 8159.9800000000005, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8172.9800000000005, "end": 8174.280000000001, "text": " You should replay Resident Evil 5."}, {"start": 8174.280000000001, "end": 8174.9800000000005, "text": " I actually did."}, {"start": 8175.620000000001, "end": 8176.780000000001, "text": " I did it with Holly Offstream."}, {"start": 8176.78, "end": 8181.42, "text": " We had a wonderful time."}, {"start": 8195.66, "end": 8200.86, "text": " But it does feel like everybody's going down that road of..."}, {"start": 8200.86, "end": 8209.26, "text": " Like, you just need to be constantly, the service that you're paying for is just, it's"}, {"start": 8209.26, "end": 8212.220000000001, "text": " not a thing, it's not a program that you bought."}, {"start": 8212.220000000001, "end": 8221.380000000001, "text": " It's a service that you are having the privilege of using."}, {"start": 8221.380000000001, "end": 8226.140000000001, "text": " And again, I will say this again, those programs were fucking insanely expensive, like a thousand"}, {"start": 8226.140000000001, "end": 8229.42, "text": " dollars."}, {"start": 8229.42, "end": 8232.16, "text": " Did they do some math here somewhere where it was like,"}, {"start": 8233.92, "end": 8236.64, "text": " cause a thousand bucks for like Adobe?"}, {"start": 8236.64, "end": 8238.74, "text": " This is like the whole suite, whatever it was."}, {"start": 8241.56, "end": 8243.94, "text": " I guess it's like people probably were just pirating it."}, {"start": 8243.94, "end": 8262.5, "text": " I remember when I was looking at Adobe software when I was in college, I remember being like,"}, {"start": 8262.5, "end": 8264.7, "text": " dude, there's a student discount."}, {"start": 8264.7, "end": 8267.54, "text": " Wait, is there a student license?"}, {"start": 8267.54, "end": 8271.62, "text": " And it was still like it was like still like six or seven hundred bucks or something"}, {"start": 8275.820000000002, "end": 8277.820000000002, "text": " It was still really expensive"}, {"start": 8288.140000000001, "end": 8292.94, "text": " Maybe a lot of times that I say those numbers together, it's just that's why that meme took off because"}, {"start": 8292.94, "end": 8299.94, "text": " It's just that those numbers are said so frequently together, because people don't want to commit"}, {"start": 8299.94, "end": 8303.58, "text": " to saying 10."}, {"start": 8303.58, "end": 8307.62, "text": " So that is a great number that you get to say."}, {"start": 8307.62, "end": 8313.26, "text": " That's not as low as 5, because that's kind of a low ball, but it's not 10."}, {"start": 8313.26, "end": 8314.26, "text": " It's perfect."}, {"start": 8314.26, "end": 8318.060000000001, "text": " That's 6, and then one after that."}, {"start": 8318.060000000001, "end": 8321.300000000001, "text": " It's a great way to describe anything."}, {"start": 8321.3, "end": 8323.3, "text": " It's in that 5-10 range."}, {"start": 8337.3, "end": 8341.3, "text": " I'm gonna have to turn on the toddler mode."}, {"start": 8352.259999999998, "end": 8354.259999999998, "text": " Trouble"}, {"start": 8365.46, "end": 8371.58, "text": " You've done this bit before it's not a bit with springing up the truth"}, {"start": 8378.98, "end": 8380.98, "text": " All right, this is where I fucked up last time"}, {"start": 8381.3, "end": 8385.3, "text": " So what are you supposed to do about this? Just clear out the snow around it?"}, {"start": 8385.3, "end": 8389.3, "text": " There's two of them. I guess I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 8392.3, "end": 8394.3, "text": " I'm going to clear out the snow around it."}, {"start": 8394.3, "end": 8420.3, "text": " I can't attack, maybe it's going to be careful, I don't know dude."}, {"start": 8420.3, "end": 8440.38, "text": " Recreate the scene from the room on the roof, except you played both characters."}, {"start": 8440.380000000001, "end": 8464.500000000002, "text": " But it sounds like a green screen movie night submission."}, {"start": 8464.500000000002, "end": 8466.86, "text": " Recreate the whole movie of a play every character."}, {"start": 8466.86, "end": 8470.82, "text": " Dude, that's a whole ordeal, that's like months of time."}, {"start": 8470.82, "end": 8480.94, "text": " That is literally months of my life, potentially even a year plus."}, {"start": 8480.94, "end": 8482.34, "text": " Bring green screen movie night back."}, {"start": 8482.34, "end": 8483.58, "text": " See, that's the thing."}, {"start": 8483.58, "end": 8485.5, "text": " The reason why I will never bring it back."}, {"start": 8485.5, "end": 8488.54, "text": " As I said, the last time we did it, it was the third one."}, {"start": 8488.54, "end": 8491.140000000001, "text": " It was the trilogy."}, {"start": 8491.14, "end": 8495.46, "text": " The fact that you want to see more of that means we did just enough."}, {"start": 8499.18, "end": 8500.22, "text": " There's the perfect amount."}, {"start": 8501.859999999999, "end": 8506.18, "text": " There is room for me to do a reunion episode whenever I want."}, {"start": 8509.74, "end": 8510.859999999999, "text": " That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 8510.859999999999, "end": 8511.42, "text": " You're dumb ass."}, {"start": 8511.42, "end": 8513.019999999999, "text": " I've banned that person for like an hour."}, {"start": 8521.14, "end": 8523.539999999999, "text": " Give him five seconds to realize what he said."}, {"start": 8527.14, "end": 8531.64, "text": " Do you understand if we did that like five, ten, fifteen more times?"}, {"start": 8531.64, "end": 8534.14, "text": " Do you know how tiring the memes would have gotten?"}, {"start": 8534.14, "end": 8537.14, "text": " Do you know how grating it would have gotten over the years?"}, {"start": 8542.64, "end": 8545.64, "text": " We can all remember that as being something very fun."}, {"start": 8545.64, "end": 8549.64, "text": " If that happened another ten times, another three, even three or four more times."}, {"start": 8551.14, "end": 8556.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8556.14, "end": 8570.3, "text": " I don't know what to do with this, by the way."}, {"start": 8570.3, "end": 8574.42, "text": " Why not two more times?"}, {"start": 8574.42, "end": 8580.619999999999, "text": " If the time is right, and I feel like doing it, I would do it again, but it hasn't happened."}, {"start": 8580.62, "end": 8594.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8624.62, "end": 8631.62, "text": " We're seeing a lot of these submissions. I don't know about this."}, {"start": 8642.18, "end": 8645.980000000001, "text": " What are the critics even know?"}, {"start": 8645.980000000001, "end": 8649.94, "text": " I think it was perfect. I think you did three of them. It's great. It was like hundreds"}, {"start": 8649.94, "end": 8651.94, "text": " These are hundreds and hundreds of videos."}, {"start": 8679.94, "end": 8691.42, "text": " Okay, now I can talk."}, {"start": 8691.42, "end": 8695.26, "text": " I feel the same way about Dahos."}, {"start": 8695.26, "end": 8699.62, "text": " They was interest years ago, they were like, hey, are you going to do another one?"}, {"start": 8699.62, "end": 8701.78, "text": " I was like, no."}, {"start": 8701.78, "end": 8702.78, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 8702.78, "end": 8703.78, "text": " Because I did it already."}, {"start": 8703.78, "end": 8705.78, "text": " We want to do it again"}, {"start": 8715.2, "end": 8717.2, "text": " Yes, no"}, {"start": 8719.78, "end": 8723.820000000002, "text": " It has enough time gone by for me to talk about something I'm gonna ask I"}, {"start": 8725.380000000001, "end": 8727.380000000001, "text": " Think I think so I"}, {"start": 8728.380000000001, "end": 8733.02, "text": " Think enough time has gone by for me to say something interesting that was very funny"}, {"start": 8733.78, "end": 8747.02, "text": " Let me just check, and then maybe in a few days I'll bring it up."}, {"start": 8747.02, "end": 8752.980000000001, "text": " I need to talk to somebody at my agency, because if I get the green light to talk about this"}, {"start": 8752.980000000001, "end": 8754.54, "text": " I will give you a story."}, {"start": 8754.54, "end": 8761.980000000001, "text": " You will get a story."}, {"start": 8761.980000000001, "end": 8763.480000000001, "text": " Make sure the NDA is expired."}, {"start": 8763.48, "end": 8765.16, "text": " I don't think there wasn't NDA."}, {"start": 8766.52, "end": 8768.72, "text": " It was just like, this was the most fucked up,"}, {"start": 8768.72, "end": 8771.439999999999, "text": " bizarre thing I've ever heard in my life."}, {"start": 8771.439999999999, "end": 8774.039999999999, "text": " And it was like, it was, pretend it could have happened."}, {"start": 8776.76, "end": 8779.92, "text": " It was a possibility that it was going to happen."}, {"start": 8784.5, "end": 8785.539999999999, "text": " No, not a movie."}, {"start": 8786.4, "end": 8788.199999999999, "text": " It's connected to Dollhouse though."}, {"start": 8789.279999999999, "end": 8790.16, "text": " This is after Dollhouse."}, {"start": 8790.16, "end": 8791.68, "text": " This is like a year or two after Dollhouse,"}, {"start": 8791.68, "end": 8793.08, "text": " two years, three years or so."}, {"start": 8793.48, "end": 8796.039999999999, "text": " I don't know how to open that, and I'm not gonna pretend like I will know."}, {"start": 8799.56, "end": 8800.439999999999, "text": " Vague maxing?"}, {"start": 8804.6, "end": 8806.439999999999, "text": " It is a crazy story."}, {"start": 8808.359999999999, "end": 8811.96, "text": " You're gonna have to buy the book, German. What a life."}, {"start": 8814.76, "end": 8815.4, "text": " That's the title."}, {"start": 8815.4, "end": 8831.6, "text": " And the first 50 pages are Bible verses."}, {"start": 8831.6, "end": 8842.84, "text": " Then it opens up with chapter 1, my birth."}, {"start": 8842.84, "end": 8845.24, "text": " I was a stubborn child."}, {"start": 8845.24, "end": 8865.24, "text": " I need more attack bar, this move sucks."}, {"start": 8865.24, "end": 8877.4, "text": " Who will narrate the audiobook?"}, {"start": 8877.4, "end": 8882.6, "text": " I will do the Bible verses and I'll hire somebody else to do the actual story."}, {"start": 8882.6, "end": 8892.44, "text": " Does that have anything to do with a celebrity?"}, {"start": 8892.44, "end": 8893.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8893.44, "end": 8895.22, "text": " There is no NDA."}, {"start": 8895.22, "end": 8900.099999999999, "text": " I didn't- there's nothing like that it's just like I want to just see if I could"}, {"start": 8900.099999999999, "end": 8903.779999999999, "text": " bring it up it's been a long enough time"}, {"start": 8910.9, "end": 8914.099999999999, "text": " oh no i'm gonna die"}, {"start": 8921.539999999999, "end": 8924.26, "text": " don't let him hit you"}, {"start": 8925.22, "end": 8952.0, "text": " You kind of have to just commit with this bit."}, {"start": 8952.0, "end": 8953.0, "text": " I need speed."}, {"start": 8953.0, "end": 8954.0, "text": " slow."}, {"start": 8960.0, "end": 8962.0, "text": " Did I put any points in speed at all?"}, {"start": 8965.0, "end": 8968.0, "text": " You're talking a little fat to me right now, right?"}, {"start": 8969.0, "end": 8970.0, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 8970.0, "end": 8971.0, "text": " Gimme the- yeah, I credit."}, {"start": 8971.0, "end": 8972.0, "text": " I need health."}, {"start": 8973.0, "end": 8974.0, "text": " Do I have any crunchies?"}, {"start": 8976.0, "end": 8978.0, "text": " I have no crunchies. This is a disaster."}, {"start": 8978.0, "end": 8980.0, "text": " I need stuff right now."}, {"start": 8981.0, "end": 8982.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8983.0, "end": 9002.54, "text": " That's a good amount."}, {"start": 9002.54, "end": 9004.48, "text": " Is everything just grabbed the other game you were talking about?"}, {"start": 9004.48, "end": 9006.48, "text": " I guess it was."}, {"start": 9018.48, "end": 9022.48, "text": " Okay, that's a lot good. I need to heal and I need run speed."}, {"start": 9034.48, "end": 9047.08, "text": " Okay, that's much better now. Okay. Yeah, look at that. How did I not have that upgrade?"}, {"start": 9047.08, "end": 9050.26, "text": " I'm eating a meatballs up from some way. If anyone has a problem, you can... I don't know"}, {"start": 9050.26, "end": 9058.02, "text": " what your threatening tone this is. What did you say?"}, {"start": 9058.02, "end": 9062.92, "text": " That's the only thing to get at Subway. That's like the Subway sandwich. That's the one that"}, {"start": 9062.92, "end": 9065.16, "text": " I like. So it's the only one that anyone should get."}, {"start": 9072.92, "end": 9075.56, "text": " Tuna sub. Tuna subs are great."}, {"start": 9078.52, "end": 9084.2, "text": " Do tuna, a nice tuna fish sandwich is just, it's up there. It's, it's like top 10 foods of all time."}, {"start": 9084.2, "end": 9102.84, "text": " But what about the mercury? I don't care, it'll make me stronger."}, {"start": 9102.84, "end": 9107.560000000001, "text": " But seriously, I don't eat tuna that much because I eat it a few times a week, maybe."}, {"start": 9107.56, "end": 9112.84, "text": " Like don't go crazy. I want to make sure we like we don't spread health this simple here."}, {"start": 9116.039999999999, "end": 9118.039999999999, "text": " Mercury does not in fact make you stronger."}, {"start": 9120.76, "end": 9122.359999999999, "text": " I'm freezing!"}, {"start": 9137.56, "end": 9144.76, "text": " I wish I could open this."}, {"start": 9144.76, "end": 9147.72, "text": " That's gotta be a weird trick to this."}, {"start": 9147.72, "end": 9148.72, "text": " I'm too afraid to figure it out."}, {"start": 9148.72, "end": 9155.32, "text": " Maybe you just have to actually go touch it without touching it though."}, {"start": 9155.32, "end": 9157.32, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9157.32, "end": 9167.4, "text": " Alright, I gotta walk in."}, {"start": 9167.4, "end": 9174.4, "text": " What the hell did you go?"}, {"start": 9174.4, "end": 9191.4, "text": " Scubble off, mate."}, {"start": 9191.4, "end": 9201.4, "text": " All right, spit is bad until you upgrade three or four times, and then it's really good."}, {"start": 9201.4, "end": 9208.4, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 9222.4, "end": 9223.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9223.4, "end": 9226.4, "text": " Ah, cool!"}, {"start": 9226.4, "end": 9229.4, "text": " Oh, cool!"}, {"start": 9231.4, "end": 9245.08, "text": " I've got an emote update for you, they're close."}, {"start": 9245.08, "end": 9254.64, "text": " There's going to be at least 10 new emotes within the coming week, or two, probably week."}, {"start": 9254.64, "end": 9255.64, "text": " Let's go see."}, {"start": 9265.64, "end": 9266.64, "text": " Okay, well that helps."}, {"start": 9275.64, "end": 9277.64, "text": " Holy shit, that helps too."}, {"start": 9277.64, "end": 9284.8, "text": " As long as I don't replace any of the pre-existing emotes and only take up new slots, I'm fine"}, {"start": 9284.8, "end": 9285.8, "text": " with it."}, {"start": 9285.8, "end": 9304.64, "text": " Well, I'm glad I'm asking your permission."}, {"start": 9304.64, "end": 9305.64, "text": " So much gold."}, {"start": 9305.64, "end": 9306.64, "text": " This is a ton."}, {"start": 9306.64, "end": 9318.88, "text": " huge there we go now that's the 20% crit chance I should be able to be the boss"}, {"start": 9318.88, "end": 9321.48, "text": " easy now"}, {"start": 9323.16, "end": 9326.92, "text": " dude I am zoomin"}, {"start": 9336.64, "end": 9338.64, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 9338.64, "end": 9341.64, "text": " Oh my god, that's so much!"}, {"start": 9347.14, "end": 9348.14, "text": " We have one minute."}, {"start": 9366.64, "end": 9387.16, "text": " Get the rest of it."}, {"start": 9387.16, "end": 9388.16, "text": " Gathering speed?"}, {"start": 9388.16, "end": 9393.4, "text": " I feel like I'm doing this pretty slow."}, {"start": 9393.4, "end": 9396.64, "text": " I think every subscriber should get a veto for all the decisions you want to make, like"}, {"start": 9396.64, "end": 9399.16, "text": " what, you get one veto?"}, {"start": 9399.16, "end": 9407.96, "text": " That sounds like really funny until you realize that there, even if like 20 of you did that,"}, {"start": 9407.96, "end": 9413.0, "text": " that would be a horrible, you could derail, think about if even 20 people could do that."}, {"start": 9413.0, "end": 9417.32, "text": " That's the next like month of streams that can be irreversibly damaged."}, {"start": 9423.4, "end": 9427.44, "text": " Give me!"}, {"start": 9427.44, "end": 9435.52, "text": " Give me!"}, {"start": 9435.52, "end": 9441.68, "text": " Oh, tack-off."}, {"start": 9441.68, "end": 9463.12, "text": " Your little bats suck"}, {"start": 9463.12, "end": 9486.36, "text": " Okay, oh my god is mouth"}, {"start": 9486.36, "end": 9497.800000000001, "text": " Look at how much is in the corner there."}, {"start": 9497.800000000001, "end": 9513.640000000001, "text": " Alright, oh my god, there's more."}, {"start": 9513.640000000001, "end": 9514.640000000001, "text": " Gathering."}, {"start": 9514.640000000001, "end": 9515.640000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9515.64, "end": 9522.64, "text": " Give me my cart."}, {"start": 9522.64, "end": 9525.64, "text": " Play Rain World?"}, {"start": 9525.64, "end": 9533.64, "text": " I don't know if I'm good enough to play that game."}, {"start": 9533.64, "end": 9537.64, "text": " Shit's full."}, {"start": 9537.64, "end": 9539.64, "text": " Give me a direct line."}, {"start": 9539.64, "end": 9554.039999999999, "text": " here like this. Oh, no, no, wasn't it rain world? Is not a different game. What am I"}, {"start": 9554.039999999999, "end": 9566.72, "text": " thinking of? Rain world. I've had a rim world. Oh, right. Rain world. Different world."}, {"start": 9569.64, "end": 9585.039999999999, "text": " I'm not getting this."}, {"start": 9585.039999999999, "end": 9586.039999999999, "text": " Did I play Rain World?"}, {"start": 9586.039999999999, "end": 9588.599999999999, "text": " Is that the game where you play as like a little..."}, {"start": 9588.599999999999, "end": 9591.359999999999, "text": " You're like a little guy, right?"}, {"start": 9591.36, "end": 9601.36, "text": " You think you're a little slug person?"}, {"start": 9601.36, "end": 9625.800000000001, "text": " This has been one of the last times I can upgrade."}, {"start": 9625.800000000001, "end": 9629.04, "text": " Okay, I'm going to heal next time."}, {"start": 9630.880000000001, "end": 9632.580000000002, "text": " You've seen forbidden solitaire yet."}, {"start": 9632.68, "end": 9635.740000000002, "text": " Oh, by the time that person out,"}, {"start": 9637.380000000001, "end": 9639.54, "text": " they almost just got me killed."}, {"start": 9649.240000000002, "end": 9652.560000000001, "text": " No, it's an FMV balutroll like"}, {"start": 9652.56, "end": 9673.26, "text": " You played Rain World for an hour and a half and you quit, did I not like it?"}, {"start": 9673.26, "end": 9696.18, "text": " was too hard. Was it too hard? You're too centrist to say that you don't like something."}, {"start": 9696.18, "end": 9701.5, "text": " I would agree with you if every other conversation wasn't about how much I like hate Diablo 3"}, {"start": 9701.5, "end": 9721.62, "text": " have before."}, {"start": 9721.62, "end": 9726.22, "text": " I have 500 hours in Ringworld and yes, it is too hard."}, {"start": 9726.22, "end": 9729.7, "text": " It's too hard, see?"}, {"start": 9729.7, "end": 9743.62, "text": " It's an experienced veteran."}, {"start": 9743.62, "end": 9752.060000000001, "text": " Did I glitch again?"}, {"start": 9752.06, "end": 9753.06, "text": " I'd say zero seconds."}, {"start": 9761.82, "end": 9762.539999999999, "text": " Oh, okay, there you go."}, {"start": 9769.539999999999, "end": 9771.019999999999, "text": " Alright, boss is definitely dying this time."}, {"start": 9782.06, "end": 9787.06, "text": " that's it pretty good"}, {"start": 9800.06, "end": 9802.06, "text": " oh fuck they went through"}, {"start": 9812.06, "end": 9834.06, "text": " more. Alright, stay alive so I can get this. Thank you."}, {"start": 9834.06, "end": 9836.3, "text": " Plants for some of these too, like Squeaks did."}, {"start": 9841.019999999999, "end": 9842.859999999999, "text": " No, that game stinks."}, {"start": 9847.939999999999, "end": 9851.74, "text": " That's the game that I remember rage buying power ups because I was just like,"}, {"start": 9851.74, "end": 9853.3, "text": " I don't want this just too hard."}, {"start": 9853.3, "end": 9857.66, "text": " I'm going to buy power ups and then I uninstalled the game as I'd gave up on it."}, {"start": 9864.06, "end": 9867.119999999999, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9867.119999999999, "end": 9877.199999999999, "text": " That was the moment that I feel like most mobile games became just cash garbage."}, {"start": 9877.199999999999, "end": 9881.84, "text": " It was really that release that kind of sealed the deal for me."}, {"start": 9881.84, "end": 9884.279999999999, "text": " It was right there."}, {"start": 9884.28, "end": 9889.28, "text": " It was the before Plants vs. Zombies 2, and then the after Plants vs. Zombies 2."}, {"start": 9901.78, "end": 9902.78, "text": " Candy Crush?"}, {"start": 9903.78, "end": 9908.28, "text": " Yeah, but that was the first time that like a AAA developer was like,"}, {"start": 9908.28, "end": 9909.28, "text": " we're gonna get it on this shit."}, {"start": 9909.28, "end": 9914.720000000001, "text": " It has to be one of the first times that they've really put time to put something pretty much"}, {"start": 9914.720000000001, "end": 9917.320000000002, "text": " exclusively on mobile."}, {"start": 9917.320000000002, "end": 9922.720000000001, "text": " That pissed me right the heck off, by the way."}, {"start": 9922.720000000001, "end": 9926.08, "text": " I would love to..."}, {"start": 9926.08, "end": 9928.720000000001, "text": " I know I'm good."}, {"start": 9928.720000000001, "end": 9934.76, "text": " I think I got most of what I was looking for."}, {"start": 9934.76, "end": 9938.12, "text": " I think I got most of what I was looking for."}, {"start": 9938.12, "end": 9939.12, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 9939.12, "end": 9946.28, "text": " Oh my god, and now I need more money now."}, {"start": 9946.28, "end": 9947.28, "text": " I couldn't dodge."}, {"start": 9947.28, "end": 9955.08, "text": " Dude, I found a treasure chest."}, {"start": 9955.08, "end": 9957.08, "text": " Seven keys!"}, {"start": 9957.08, "end": 9963.0, "text": " Okay, don't use keys for anything in this game."}, {"start": 9963.0, "end": 9989.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9989.0, "end": 9997.72, "text": " are good. All right. All right."}, {"start": 9998.28, "end": 10000.16, "text": " Quickly, before the boss gets here."}, {"start": 10004.72, "end": 10007.72, "text": " Can I afford anything else? All right, let's do."}, {"start": 10012.32, "end": 10017.04, "text": " Maybe this the roll. Yeah."}, {"start": 10017.04, "end": 10027.04, "text": " All right, I'm ready for the boss."}, {"start": 10027.04, "end": 10037.04, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 10037.04, "end": 10040.04, "text": " Is that a portal?"}, {"start": 10040.04, "end": 10043.04, "text": " All right, enemy wave's coming up."}, {"start": 10043.04, "end": 10045.04, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 10045.04, "end": 10051.76, "text": " I'm ready got pretty much full health lost time"}, {"start": 10051.76, "end": 10074.36, "text": " ."}, {"start": 10074.36, "end": 10081.36, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10081.36, "end": 10090.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10090.36, "end": 10092.36, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 10092.36, "end": 10094.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10094.36, "end": 10099.36, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 10099.36, "end": 10117.76, "text": " Where the hell..."}, {"start": 10117.76, "end": 10121.76, "text": " Get the adds first."}, {"start": 10121.76, "end": 10128.76, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10128.76, "end": 10145.76, "text": " Geez, that's harder than I thought it was going to be."}, {"start": 10145.76, "end": 10174.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10174.76, "end": 10181.76, "text": " Just eat the damage, kill him."}, {"start": 10181.76, "end": 10183.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10183.26, "end": 10188.94, "text": " Don't get that, look at how many crunches that is, that's an unbelievable amount of"}, {"start": 10188.94, "end": 10194.68, "text": " blue crunches."}, {"start": 10194.68, "end": 10197.76, "text": " New artifacts, rebirth, flow and frostbite."}, {"start": 10197.76, "end": 10200.76, "text": " Do I get to keep that stuff?"}, {"start": 10200.76, "end": 10211.16, "text": " I did right shield or heavy jump hold on"}, {"start": 10211.16, "end": 10219.64, "text": " Awesome craters"}, {"start": 10219.64, "end": 10228.08, "text": " Beat the boss this this game is very good"}, {"start": 10228.08, "end": 10237.64, "text": " Try out resident lines road like I actually didn't want to try that today"}, {"start": 10237.64, "end": 10240.359999999999, "text": " This game is very good."}, {"start": 10240.359999999999, "end": 10241.359999999999, "text": " This is exceptional."}, {"start": 10241.359999999999, "end": 10244.359999999999, "text": " This is very, very good."}, {"start": 10244.359999999999, "end": 10246.599999999999, "text": " All the levels are pretty much the same though."}, {"start": 10246.599999999999, "end": 10250.599999999999, "text": " The game is fun."}, {"start": 10250.599999999999, "end": 10255.08, "text": " It is a snow game that made an entire mechanic around digging through snow."}, {"start": 10255.08, "end": 10257.08, "text": " I'm imagining it's all snow levels."}, {"start": 10257.08, "end": 10262.0, "text": " There's not a lot of these are going to be very many pavement levels."}, {"start": 10262.0, "end": 10266.279999999999, "text": " I'd probably play this a little bit more, maybe like Offstream or something."}, {"start": 10266.28, "end": 10278.28, "text": " is great. Alright, let's move on. Probably coming up to another break at the end of about"}, {"start": 10278.28, "end": 10289.560000000001, "text": " 10 minutes or so. Cool. Alright, this is going to be good. Next is... let's try that crab"}, {"start": 10289.56, "end": 10304.519999999999, "text": " game. I want to try it called everything is crab right. Everything is crab is the name"}, {"start": 10304.52, "end": 10327.28, "text": " of the game. And I'll just take the break now. I actually want a different drink. So"}, {"start": 10327.28, "end": 10331.880000000001, "text": " I'm back in like two, three minutes and we'll get to it."}, {"start": 10507.28, "end": 10532.28, "text": " Hello, is this a controller game or is it a mouse keyboard?"}, {"start": 10532.28, "end": 10554.28, "text": " I'll try it with mouse keyboard first, if I don't like it, and then I'm going to move"}, {"start": 10554.28, "end": 10555.28, "text": " to controller."}, {"start": 10555.28, "end": 10558.640000000001, "text": " I did control it with the last game. I think it was really good."}, {"start": 10562.24, "end": 10567.28, "text": " That game was good, man. I liked that one a lot. It hit me right where I wanted it to."}, {"start": 10573.04, "end": 10579.6, "text": " Okay, so everything is crap. Here it is. How's the audio? Should I turn it up?"}, {"start": 10585.28, "end": 10592.28, "text": " Alright, new run. I think the settings are fine."}, {"start": 10592.28, "end": 10601.28, "text": " Selective pressure, pressure 1. New genetic."}, {"start": 10601.28, "end": 10606.28, "text": " Okay, this is just level 1? Oh no."}, {"start": 10606.28, "end": 10612.28, "text": " Exploration mode. This mode won't unlock etiquette, is that like easy mode?"}, {"start": 10612.28, "end": 10626.28, "text": " Alright WSD. Dash Space. Amier attacks with the mouse and press to attack. Amier to- okay, let's do it."}, {"start": 10626.28, "end": 10636.28, "text": " Your attack and dash cooldowns are shown below your character. You got it? You need food to evolve. Stay on top of food to consume it."}, {"start": 10636.28, "end": 10642.44, "text": " need food to evolve. This is like Darwin. This is Darwin's island."}, {"start": 10648.720000000001, "end": 10658.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I just evolved. Carapace, damage resistance, more eyes, which is sense. What"}, {"start": 10658.800000000001, "end": 10662.880000000001, "text": " is senses? Of course, the distance at which points of interest in alpha enemies"}, {"start": 10662.880000000001, "end": 10671.12, "text": " are perceived. So this is like vision range. We have an official steam controller review,"}, {"start": 10671.12, "end": 10677.76, "text": " by the way. This is official. This is actually from Super Paradox who is in the chat. This is"}, {"start": 10677.76, "end": 10680.880000000001, "text": " the first real impressions of the steam controller. This is an actual review. I'm reading the whole"}, {"start": 10680.880000000001, "end": 10689.920000000002, "text": " thing. Are you ready? I was an enjoyer of the original steam controller. I got it and the"}, {"start": 10689.92, "end": 10695.0, "text": " the steam link in a trade with a dude at my fraternity, a half a bottle of vodka."}, {"start": 10695.0, "end": 10699.960000000001, "text": " I tried to play the Witcher 3, but that game sucks because Geralt controls like a tank"}, {"start": 10699.960000000001, "end": 10702.48, "text": " and a swamp, and the controller didn't help."}, {"start": 10702.48, "end": 10707.2, "text": " Well, you're really starting off, you're hitting, you've, you've, this is a big grabber"}, {"start": 10707.2, "end": 10709.0, "text": " in the first paragraph."}, {"start": 10709.0, "end": 10712.8, "text": " Okay, you got me here, you hooked me here."}, {"start": 10712.8, "end": 10717.48, "text": " For my first impression, I played Delta Rune, shout out to Delta Rune deputies."}, {"start": 10717.48, "end": 10722.24, "text": " Kingdom Hearts 2, Random Axis Mayhem, It's Like If Hades and Ultra Kill Had a Baby,"}, {"start": 10722.24, "end": 10727.84, "text": " a game of the year 2024, Undertale and the menus of Final Fantasy 7's remake."}, {"start": 10727.84, "end": 10733.84, "text": " Historically for these games I've used a Steam Deck, PS5 controller, and the 8-bit Duo Nintendo"}, {"start": 10733.84, "end": 10735.56, "text": " Switch controller."}, {"start": 10735.56, "end": 10739.56, "text": " The only downside I can note for these games is that I can't in good faith make the buttons"}, {"start": 10739.56, "end": 10744.24, "text": " use the PlayStation glyphs for Kingdom Hearts."}, {"start": 10744.24, "end": 10754.16, "text": " stuff. That's fucked up. Unbelievable. The D pad is an actual fucking D pad"}, {"start": 10754.16, "end": 10759.84, "text": " pog champ. They swore there. That wasn't me. Wait, actual D pad, like the buttons,"}, {"start": 10759.84, "end": 10767.52, "text": " the actual D pad buttons, not a circle that swivels around. Okay. In terms of the build,"}, {"start": 10767.52, "end": 10772.0, "text": " it's surprisingly light. I don't have a scale, but it feels a lot lighter than the OG steam"}, {"start": 10772.0, "end": 10777.28, "text": " controller, and it'd be a little lighter than the PS5 controller. The position of the front-facing"}, {"start": 10777.28, "end": 10783.36, "text": " buttons and D-pad are perfect for my hands. It's like the opposite of the OG Joy-Cons and how"}, {"start": 10783.36, "end": 10789.44, "text": " fucking small those things are. Oh, and there's no input lag from the wireless puck. This thing is"}, {"start": 10789.44, "end": 10795.28, "text": " probably magic or radioactive. Okay, stop cursing. They wrote this in their review."}, {"start": 10795.28, "end": 10802.800000000001, "text": " The biggest thing I wanted this controller for was the trackpads and typing. I have my own"}, {"start": 10802.800000000001, "end": 10808.800000000001, "text": " grandpa gamer setup and I want something I can type with quickly. The dual trackpads each give"}, {"start": 10808.800000000001, "end": 10814.480000000001, "text": " you access to half of the keyboard and you can type really fast with it. There's a learning curve"}, {"start": 10814.480000000001, "end": 10821.12, "text": " and I still suck at it but one day 07. Anyways there's an included clip of what looks like if"}, {"start": 10821.12, "end": 10826.720000000001, "text": " If you wanted to watch, I couldn't test the gyro grip inputs because I wanted to be fast."}, {"start": 10826.720000000001, "end": 10827.720000000001, "text": " LOL."}, {"start": 10827.720000000001, "end": 10829.720000000001, "text": " Delta Rune Tomorrow."}, {"start": 10829.720000000001, "end": 10833.640000000001, "text": " This is from Super Paradox, Up and Coming Reviewer."}, {"start": 10833.640000000001, "end": 10838.6, "text": " This video with a keyboard."}, {"start": 10838.6, "end": 10842.12, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 10842.12, "end": 10846.400000000001, "text": " That is neat."}, {"start": 10846.400000000001, "end": 10847.400000000001, "text": " Can I pull this onto stream?"}, {"start": 10847.4, "end": 10848.68, "text": " Let me see if I can copy this."}, {"start": 10853.96, "end": 10855.52, "text": " I can't how am I going to download this?"}, {"start": 10858.88, "end": 10859.4, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 10859.4, "end": 10859.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10861.76, "end": 10862.039999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10862.039999999999, "end": 10862.8, "text": " Let me let's see this."}, {"start": 10863.64, "end": 10864.88, "text": " This is the keyboard function."}, {"start": 10864.880000000001, "end": 10877.880000000001, "text": " You got all the personal, identifiable information on this, right?"}, {"start": 10877.880000000001, "end": 10879.880000000001, "text": " Maybe we can confirm this is you."}, {"start": 10879.880000000001, "end": 10885.880000000001, "text": " Just making sure."}, {"start": 10885.880000000001, "end": 10893.880000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10893.880000000001, "end": 10895.640000000001, "text": " just their username. All right, all right, we're good."}, {"start": 10906.400000000001, "end": 10907.720000000001, "text": " So here's the keyboard working."}, {"start": 10911.400000000001, "end": 10915.12, "text": " Playing this video full screen freaks me out because I feel like I'm in this is my steam."}, {"start": 10915.12, "end": 10922.12, "text": " This is weird."}, {"start": 10922.12, "end": 10924.12, "text": " This is weird."}, {"start": 10924.12, "end": 10941.12, "text": " This is weird."}, {"start": 10941.12, "end": 10942.12, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 10942.12, "end": 10944.12, "text": " It's like you have two tiny hands."}, {"start": 10945.0, "end": 10946.36, "text": " It's like two little hands."}, {"start": 10946.36, "end": 10949.5, "text": " I feel like you're like a little like Pokemon character."}, {"start": 10957.640000000001, "end": 10959.44, "text": " What do you got in your steam library?"}, {"start": 10959.44, "end": 10960.28, "text": " Okay, cool."}, {"start": 10960.28, "end": 10962.480000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 10966.880000000001, "end": 10968.480000000001, "text": " All right, well thanks for the review."}, {"start": 10972.12, "end": 10975.800000000001, "text": " That was a good review. I actually got me interested in the Steam control of the new one."}, {"start": 10977.640000000001, "end": 10979.960000000001, "text": " Very cool. Thanks for that. Appreciate it."}, {"start": 10983.560000000001, "end": 10987.960000000001, "text": " Everyone, I clapped Super Paradox. That was the review I was looking for and I got it."}, {"start": 10992.04, "end": 10996.2, "text": " Maybe I'll go check it out. All right, so what the hell am I doing here?"}, {"start": 10996.2, "end": 11004.640000000001, "text": " Tail-based evolutions. I want out of the tail."}, {"start": 11004.640000000001, "end": 11011.6, "text": " Chosen evolutions may be effect how your character looks and plays."}, {"start": 11011.6, "end": 11016.720000000001, "text": " Now survive."}, {"start": 11016.720000000001, "end": 11020.320000000002, "text": " This thing's attacking me."}, {"start": 11020.32, "end": 11020.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11023.4, "end": 11026.279999999999, "text": " Sans slows you down and can cause a heatwave events during the day."}, {"start": 11026.279999999999, "end": 11026.779999999999, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11026.779999999999, "end": 11027.64, "text": " No, no, that's my food."}, {"start": 11027.64, "end": 11028.24, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 11029.4, "end": 11031.08, "text": " Yay, fucking little monster."}, {"start": 11033.4, "end": 11033.9, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 11037.88, "end": 11038.72, "text": " Okay, well, I don't do that."}, {"start": 11048.44, "end": 11049.24, "text": " Will they eat each other?"}, {"start": 11050.32, "end": 11059.72, "text": " Okay, meat food progress plus 30, okay, alters the amount of progress gained by consuming"}, {"start": 11059.72, "end": 11064.84, "text": " meat, modifies the chances to roll evolutions of the prey type."}, {"start": 11064.84, "end": 11077.16, "text": " Alright, so this is, I can be a meat eater, more tail evolutions, yeah, let's do meat."}, {"start": 11077.16, "end": 11084.48, "text": " probably enjoy a steam deck. Um, yeah, I, the problem I have with a steam deck is I feel"}, {"start": 11084.48, "end": 11092.8, "text": " like I have an iPad and I have a switch. Anything that I would want to do on a steam deck can"}, {"start": 11092.8, "end": 11100.16, "text": " kind of split between those. And the, the small amount of things that I would, the thing"}, {"start": 11100.16, "end": 11105.92, "text": " is the small amount of things I would want to do are actually pretty big deals because"}, {"start": 11105.92, "end": 11111.92, "text": " Because you can't, there's no access to your Steam library on the iPad."}, {"start": 11113.92, "end": 11115.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11115.92, "end": 11117.92, "text": " Feeding speed and regen."}, {"start": 11118.92, "end": 11121.92, "text": " Oh, what about a beak?"}, {"start": 11123.92, "end": 11125.92, "text": " Long pecking attack that does ability damage."}, {"start": 11125.92, "end": 11128.92, "text": " Huh, what about your ability right now?"}, {"start": 11129.92, "end": 11131.92, "text": " Give it a beak."}, {"start": 11131.92, "end": 11140.92, "text": " New attack unlocked. You can adjust your Lodo during any evolution. Alright, so I got a beak attack and then a bop."}, {"start": 11141.92, "end": 11143.92, "text": " Sick!"}, {"start": 11144.92, "end": 11147.92, "text": " I think he looks kinda hard."}, {"start": 11152.92, "end": 11155.92, "text": " Can I get through shields?"}, {"start": 11161.92, "end": 11168.92, "text": " Maybe it's when he's swinging and I have to hit him."}, {"start": 11168.92, "end": 11173.92, "text": " Alright, eat him."}, {"start": 11173.92, "end": 11178.92, "text": " Plus two physical?"}, {"start": 11178.92, "end": 11182.92, "text": " Yeah, definitely."}, {"start": 11182.92, "end": 11189.92, "text": " Alright, do I do anything weird during nighttime?"}, {"start": 11189.92, "end": 11200.64, "text": " What do you have abs cuz I just got the strength thing"}, {"start": 11200.64, "end": 11209.24, "text": " Get out of my food"}, {"start": 11209.24, "end": 11219.76, "text": " Okay, attack penalty, I get fur, meat food progress."}, {"start": 11219.76, "end": 11227.16, "text": " They're leveled up immediately."}, {"start": 11227.16, "end": 11231.92, "text": " Carvel level 3."}, {"start": 11231.92, "end": 11232.92, "text": " Social."}, {"start": 11232.92, "end": 11239.92, "text": " Increase the chance to charm enemies with specific abilities."}, {"start": 11239.92, "end": 11243.92, "text": " Or seven plating."}, {"start": 11243.92, "end": 11255.92, "text": " I think it's that."}, {"start": 11255.92, "end": 11257.92, "text": " That looks like a weirdo."}, {"start": 11257.92, "end": 11269.52, "text": " Alright, I gotta find a big meaty bison or something."}, {"start": 11269.52, "end": 11272.52, "text": " Beak level 2."}, {"start": 11272.52, "end": 11279.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11279.28, "end": 11281.16, "text": " Beak level 3?"}, {"start": 11281.16, "end": 11283.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11283.36, "end": 11286.24, "text": " I need more ability."}, {"start": 11286.24, "end": 11288.539999999999, "text": " See, these are my stats here. Trickster."}, {"start": 11295.74, "end": 11297.64, "text": " Okay, Sharp or Long."}, {"start": 11298.74, "end": 11300.539999999999, "text": " Beak attacks penetrate enemy plating."}, {"start": 11301.44, "end": 11305.539999999999, "text": " That's awesome, or can be used on unoccupied burrows to spawn food."}, {"start": 11307.14, "end": 11307.94, "text": " Yeah, Sharp."}, {"start": 11312.539999999999, "end": 11314.34, "text": " You make some probably goofy characters, huh?"}, {"start": 11316.24, "end": 11345.0, "text": " more physical eat the bones too there's good nutrients in there eat that eat it"}, {"start": 11345.0, "end": 11366.72, "text": " Yes. More physical. I want to be unbeatable. What's that little weirdo? Get over here."}, {"start": 11366.72, "end": 11367.72, "text": " Frabtar?"}, {"start": 11368.359999999999, "end": 11368.859999999999, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11391.82, "end": 11392.32, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11396.72, "end": 11406.72, "text": " Don't fall apart."}, {"start": 11406.72, "end": 11416.72, "text": " Alright, eat him."}, {"start": 11416.72, "end": 11419.32, "text": " Okay, carnivore level 3."}, {"start": 11419.32, "end": 11424.16, "text": " Now plating level 2."}, {"start": 11424.16, "end": 11426.56, "text": " He's delicious."}, {"start": 11426.56, "end": 11427.56, "text": " Regen?"}, {"start": 11427.56, "end": 11438.32, "text": " Oh, just carnivore level 3."}, {"start": 11438.32, "end": 11440.96, "text": " Sharpen."}, {"start": 11440.96, "end": 11445.32, "text": " Grease is damaged out by every contact attack for 10 seconds."}, {"start": 11445.32, "end": 11447.199999999999, "text": " Scales with your predator affinity."}, {"start": 11447.199999999999, "end": 11456.08, "text": " Oh, man, that's kind of insane."}, {"start": 11456.08, "end": 11461.6, "text": " This is plus two abilities, so this scales on ability, but this also scales off of Affinity"}, {"start": 11461.6, "end": 11466.16, "text": " for Predator."}, {"start": 11466.16, "end": 11471.24, "text": " Is this just better to have more base damage?"}, {"start": 11471.24, "end": 11472.24, "text": " Maybe so."}, {"start": 11472.24, "end": 11478.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'll get a gun."}, {"start": 11478.64, "end": 11481.08, "text": " Guess how often food drops are turned into health food."}, {"start": 11481.08, "end": 11483.92, "text": " I don't want health food."}, {"start": 11483.92, "end": 11484.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11498.92, "end": 11499.92, "text": " He wears Jacked."}, {"start": 11502.92, "end": 11504.92, "text": " Could I hit through shields?"}, {"start": 11504.92, "end": 11505.92, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 11507.92, "end": 11509.92, "text": " That's my good over here, that's my food."}, {"start": 11513.92, "end": 11515.92, "text": " More plating"}, {"start": 11517.76, "end": 11523.2, "text": " What the hell everyone's coming over to get my food. Oh my god, it's a whole crew"}, {"start": 11532.64, "end": 11539.92, "text": " Okay physical or ability ability I don't know what that was but I have long foodie"}, {"start": 11543.92, "end": 11565.02, "text": " Okay, smaller, more plating, gain a random legendary evolution."}, {"start": 11565.02, "end": 11568.02, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 11568.02, "end": 11579.380000000001, "text": " I think the random one is kind of cool."}, {"start": 11579.380000000001, "end": 11580.380000000001, "text": " Body slam."}, {"start": 11580.380000000001, "end": 11584.380000000001, "text": " So this replaces my little bump."}, {"start": 11584.380000000001, "end": 11587.58, "text": " Close range attack that deals physical damage and scales with max HP."}, {"start": 11587.58, "end": 11592.26, "text": " Alright, so I need more health."}, {"start": 11592.26, "end": 11594.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11594.26, "end": 11596.66, "text": " Okay, so it's a big slam?"}, {"start": 11602.66, "end": 11604.66, "text": " You gotta be really close"}, {"start": 11614.42, "end": 11618.74, "text": " Body sling is a useless restart. I can replace it if it's that useless"}, {"start": 11624.26, "end": 11628.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11628.380000000001, "end": 11633.380000000001, "text": " What the fuck is that thing?"}, {"start": 11633.380000000001, "end": 11639.74, "text": " Eat it."}, {"start": 11639.74, "end": 11641.460000000001, "text": " All these scavengers get out of here."}, {"start": 11641.460000000001, "end": 11644.460000000001, "text": " What is this little guy in a hat?"}, {"start": 11644.460000000001, "end": 11649.380000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, okay."}, {"start": 11649.380000000001, "end": 11652.380000000001, "text": " More plating."}, {"start": 11652.380000000001, "end": 11657.420000000002, "text": " I'm leveling up so much."}, {"start": 11657.420000000002, "end": 11658.420000000002, "text": " Feeding speed."}, {"start": 11658.420000000002, "end": 11659.420000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11659.420000000002, "end": 11666.18, "text": " That's like the 5th time I've leveled up."}, {"start": 11666.18, "end": 11671.18, "text": " More plating."}, {"start": 11671.18, "end": 11676.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11676.18, "end": 11678.18, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11688.18, "end": 11694.08, "text": " Come on open up these little cats just kind of come and snipe you"}, {"start": 11700.34, "end": 11702.34, "text": " It's already hiding in the tree or something"}, {"start": 11706.18, "end": 11718.02, "text": " fuck off this is mine, beak level 4"}, {"start": 11718.02, "end": 11723.5, "text": " I don't care if the meat is poisoned, it's meat"}, {"start": 11723.5, "end": 11725.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11731.18, "end": 11733.18, "text": " Can I you show you these"}, {"start": 11733.98, "end": 11735.98, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 11736.22, "end": 11739.18, "text": " I level three unlocks key arm based evolutions"}, {"start": 11740.14, "end": 11742.14, "text": " arms tentacles or"}, {"start": 11742.46, "end": 11744.46, "text": " ruminant"}, {"start": 11744.94, "end": 11747.26, "text": " Plus two ability and speed"}, {"start": 11748.94, "end": 11750.94, "text": " Dude this arms for sure"}, {"start": 11753.5, "end": 11766.62, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 11766.62, "end": 11772.94, "text": " That guy almost just killed me."}, {"start": 11772.94, "end": 11777.94, "text": " Alright, meat food progress."}, {"start": 11777.94, "end": 11779.94, "text": " I guess I'll do that."}, {"start": 11785.480000000001, "end": 11787.480000000001, "text": " This game's crazy."}, {"start": 11792.28, "end": 11794.28, "text": " Is they multiplayer?"}, {"start": 11796.28, "end": 11798.28, "text": " Leech."}, {"start": 11799.140000000001, "end": 11801.140000000001, "text": " Maybe I can get some regen."}, {"start": 11807.94, "end": 11820.86, "text": " I'm afraid to go into the heat."}, {"start": 11820.86, "end": 11821.86, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11821.86, "end": 11822.86, "text": " Is that okay?"}, {"start": 11822.86, "end": 11823.86, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 11823.86, "end": 11824.86, "text": " Wait, is that bad?"}, {"start": 11824.86, "end": 11829.86, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 11829.86, "end": 11838.66, "text": " What I want to get this is like a star."}, {"start": 11838.66, "end": 11850.300000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11850.300000000001, "end": 11852.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god, arms too."}, {"start": 11867.740000000002, "end": 11869.740000000002, "text": " Oh fuck, I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 11874.62, "end": 11876.62, "text": " No, get away from me!"}, {"start": 11880.300000000001, "end": 11885.300000000001, "text": " He wins me!"}, {"start": 11885.300000000001, "end": 11886.300000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 11886.300000000001, "end": 11887.300000000001, "text": " Hide!"}, {"start": 11887.300000000001, "end": 11890.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11890.300000000001, "end": 11891.300000000001, "text": " Peek!"}, {"start": 11891.300000000001, "end": 11902.300000000001, "text": " Ahhhh, give legs, I can actually run around."}, {"start": 11902.300000000001, "end": 11909.300000000001, "text": " Ahhhh, give him legs, I can actually burn around."}, {"start": 11909.300000000001, "end": 11922.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that's so much better."}, {"start": 11922.300000000001, "end": 11939.740000000002, "text": " All right, I'm starting to become the alpha male, so they're all coming for me now."}, {"start": 11939.74, "end": 11961.06, "text": " Yeah, everybody wants to go to the alpha, I see."}, {"start": 11961.06, "end": 11972.74, "text": " points of interest through the area."}, {"start": 11972.74, "end": 11974.38, "text": " What's going on with that star?"}, {"start": 11974.380000000001, "end": 11983.380000000001, "text": " Why can I not pick it up?"}, {"start": 11983.380000000001, "end": 11996.380000000001, "text": " It's an enemy."}, {"start": 11996.380000000001, "end": 11998.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11998.380000000001, "end": 12001.380000000001, "text": " Oh, it's the speed every time, right?"}, {"start": 12001.380000000001, "end": 12003.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, look at how fast I am."}, {"start": 12003.380000000001, "end": 12023.820000000002, "text": " crazy. You got four legs now? Yeah, I got four legs. Alright, thank God. Oh, there's a lock"}, {"start": 12023.820000000002, "end": 12030.1, "text": " going on up here. Okay. Very low physical damage tag. Use automatically even while I'm"}, {"start": 12030.1, "end": 12037.300000000001, "text": " cool down. That's okay. Pinching attack that deals ability damage with each of the two pinchers."}, {"start": 12041.220000000001, "end": 12042.66, "text": " I could also be said you can re-roll."}, {"start": 12045.7, "end": 12048.82, "text": " Am I going to prove the available evolutions by one rarity level?"}, {"start": 12054.1, "end": 12054.74, "text": " What if I do this?"}, {"start": 12054.74, "end": 12060.74, "text": " Oh man, what if I do it again?"}, {"start": 12060.74, "end": 12066.74, "text": " Dude, what if I do it again?"}, {"start": 12066.74, "end": 12074.74, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 12074.74, "end": 12081.98, "text": " Wining, when you damage attempt to charm nearby enemies, double the charm chance for the animal"}, {"start": 12081.98, "end": 12086.98, "text": " damaging you."}, {"start": 12086.98, "end": 12098.74, "text": " It's just a fucking brawl over here."}, {"start": 12098.74, "end": 12103.74, "text": " Effort liability."}, {"start": 12103.74, "end": 12121.98, "text": " take 100 poison damage in one run oh okay"}, {"start": 12121.98, "end": 12122.98, "text": " cool down yeah"}, {"start": 12122.98, "end": 12129.98, "text": " Uh, area."}, {"start": 12129.98, "end": 12132.98, "text": " Beat him."}, {"start": 12132.98, "end": 12139.58, "text": " Alright, what does the heat thing do?"}, {"start": 12139.58, "end": 12148.58, "text": " What is the actual downside of it?"}, {"start": 12148.58, "end": 12170.58, "text": " I'm not going to be taking burn damage or something, right?"}, {"start": 12170.58, "end": 12171.58, "text": " Mushroom."}, {"start": 12171.58, "end": 12177.58, "text": " Oh, fuck, I'm poisoned myself."}, {"start": 12177.58, "end": 12182.1, "text": " Rejam by 3."}, {"start": 12182.1, "end": 12187.98, "text": " Yeah, sorry, somebody got to it first."}, {"start": 12187.98, "end": 12194.94, "text": " Stoner, high damage range attack."}, {"start": 12194.94, "end": 12196.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12202.300000000001, "end": 12204.300000000001, "text": " There quite yeah, go to the question mark I was in"}, {"start": 12208.140000000001, "end": 12210.140000000001, "text": " Don't you dare touch the golden fruit"}, {"start": 12210.14, "end": 12229.26, "text": " I am meter though."}, {"start": 12229.26, "end": 12234.74, "text": " That's kind of rare, yeah."}, {"start": 12234.74, "end": 12236.26, "text": " Max HP by 7."}, {"start": 12236.26, "end": 12239.06, "text": " Damage by one. Yeah. Build a damage."}, {"start": 12247.86, "end": 12250.0, "text": " Dude, I'm smoking at everybody."}, {"start": 12259.14, "end": 12260.14, "text": " That guy's kind of big."}, {"start": 12261.44, "end": 12263.34, "text": " And there's a whirlpool over there. I'm not going over there."}, {"start": 12266.26, "end": 12271.26, "text": " How's that?"}, {"start": 12271.26, "end": 12275.26, "text": " Oh, it was a mirage."}, {"start": 12275.26, "end": 12282.26, "text": " Yep, definitely wait."}, {"start": 12282.26, "end": 12288.26, "text": " Oh, was it already maxed out?"}, {"start": 12288.26, "end": 12315.06, "text": " I think the boss is coming."}, {"start": 12315.06, "end": 12338.58, "text": " fuck out of here come here come here"}, {"start": 12338.58, "end": 12340.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12349.38, "end": 12351.38, "text": " Where is it"}, {"start": 12354.46, "end": 12356.46, "text": " Come here"}, {"start": 12364.5, "end": 12366.5, "text": " There I'm whooping his ass"}, {"start": 12368.58, "end": 12375.539999999999, "text": " You dude is dead. Eat him. I just I destroyed that guy."}, {"start": 12375.539999999999, "end": 12383.82, "text": " All right. Alpha. Let me read these. Every 10 seconds gain progressable five times your"}, {"start": 12383.82, "end": 12392.78, "text": " prey affinity value. That's low though. Terrain types apply different movement penalties."}, {"start": 12392.78, "end": 12395.7, "text": " The higher terrain adaptation will diminish the impact, okay so it's just better?"}, {"start": 12395.7, "end": 12399.220000000001, "text": " I can just fly around."}, {"start": 12399.220000000001, "end": 12412.18, "text": " Social size max HP, what is a gregarious affinity?"}, {"start": 12412.18, "end": 12415.900000000001, "text": " I guess it's either this or this."}, {"start": 12415.9, "end": 12433.42, "text": " I'm the alpha you're the alpha we're the wolves together we're wolves we own the"}, {"start": 12433.42, "end": 12435.42, "text": " Night"}, {"start": 12456.460000000001, "end": 12458.94, "text": " Did not a long of a waiting to fall down up"}, {"start": 12463.42, "end": 12475.3, "text": " hold on social social attack that can charm"}, {"start": 12475.3, "end": 12483.74, "text": " we're wolves we are the night"}, {"start": 12483.74, "end": 12498.74, "text": " Yeah, I think about that song sometimes and I just kind of laugh."}, {"start": 12498.74, "end": 12503.74, "text": " Golden mushroom."}, {"start": 12503.74, "end": 12506.42, "text": " More mass."}, {"start": 12506.42, "end": 12508.74, "text": " Upgrade that shit."}, {"start": 12508.74, "end": 12513.06, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 12513.06, "end": 12514.06, "text": " Good mass."}, {"start": 12514.06, "end": 12527.46, "text": " Oh, everybody come to me, how about that?"}, {"start": 12527.46, "end": 12538.46, "text": " Even bigger."}, {"start": 12538.460000000001, "end": 12539.460000000001, "text": " This one on the block here."}, {"start": 12544.460000000001, "end": 12545.460000000001, "text": " Okay, good, come to me."}, {"start": 12545.460000000001, "end": 12546.460000000001, "text": " Good, come on, you want some?"}, {"start": 12548.460000000001, "end": 12550.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, they killed me! They killed me!"}, {"start": 12550.460000000001, "end": 12551.460000000001, "text": " They killed me!"}, {"start": 12555.460000000001, "end": 12556.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12558.460000000001, "end": 12562.460000000001, "text": " Turtoid plus plus did 134 damage to me?"}, {"start": 12563.460000000001, "end": 12564.460000000001, "text": " What the f- what?"}, {"start": 12564.460000000001, "end": 12564.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12567.26, "end": 12568.060000000001, "text": " That was fun!"}, {"start": 12573.900000000001, "end": 12575.34, "text": " Inune system? Okay."}, {"start": 12578.94, "end": 12580.54, "text": " Genetically deleted."}, {"start": 12584.380000000001, "end": 12585.580000000002, "text": " Let's do that again."}, {"start": 12585.580000000002, "end": 12587.18, "text": " Okay, I get it. That was fun. Let's do it again."}, {"start": 12589.1, "end": 12590.140000000001, "text": " I'll try something else this time."}, {"start": 12592.62, "end": 12593.580000000002, "text": " Wait, maybe I should eat fruit."}, {"start": 12594.460000000001, "end": 12597.900000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna have like a fruit died. How do I can I move it?"}, {"start": 12606.34, "end": 12608.34, "text": " Leech"}, {"start": 12614.380000000001, "end": 12619.560000000001, "text": " Elusive stinger it's cold too though. Okay, I'll do elusive"}, {"start": 12624.460000000001, "end": 12629.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to say, share this."}, {"start": 12629.460000000001, "end": 12632.460000000001, "text": " We don't have to be bad, we don't have to eat meat."}, {"start": 12632.460000000001, "end": 12636.460000000001, "text": " I'm just going to say, I appreciate you following me."}, {"start": 12636.460000000001, "end": 12638.460000000001, "text": " Oh, these are delicious."}, {"start": 12644.460000000001, "end": 12646.460000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 12647.460000000001, "end": 12650.460000000001, "text": " These are kind of the same thing, aren't they?"}, {"start": 12654.460000000001, "end": 12674.460000000001, "text": " excuse me hello I don't eat that I want this"}, {"start": 12684.460000000001, "end": 12686.78, "text": " How often food drops are turned into health food"}, {"start": 12689.86, "end": 12693.02, "text": " This one right we want health food don't we?"}, {"start": 12701.820000000002, "end": 12708.660000000002, "text": " Get out of here. Oh, no, you got a taste for meat. What was that?"}, {"start": 12714.460000000001, "end": 12721.460000000001, "text": " Small?"}, {"start": 12721.460000000001, "end": 12729.460000000001, "text": " This sucks."}, {"start": 12729.460000000001, "end": 12740.460000000001, "text": " This is a piece of shit."}, {"start": 12740.460000000001, "end": 12750.460000000001, "text": " I'm just sick to damage a swing."}, {"start": 12750.460000000001, "end": 12763.460000000001, "text": " Okay, reroll."}, {"start": 12763.460000000001, "end": 12769.1, "text": " Hit forager."}, {"start": 12769.1, "end": 12775.94, "text": " poison resist? Try to play more passively. Because I can just scavenge, right? They'll"}, {"start": 12775.94, "end": 12781.58, "text": " get into fights and I can just eat their, I can just eat them when they die. That's"}, {"start": 12781.58, "end": 12805.1, "text": " correct right? I don't have permanent aggro. Start fighting! Oh shit! Oh no, now I'm the food!"}, {"start": 12805.98, "end": 12807.98, "text": " No"}, {"start": 12822.140000000001, "end": 12825.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, I hear good stun dude good stuff"}, {"start": 12835.1, "end": 12849.66, "text": " Okay, there I should have just did all damage resistance and small."}, {"start": 12849.66, "end": 12854.54, "text": " I'm gonna go shnail!"}, {"start": 12854.54, "end": 12864.54, "text": " Uh, we'll do the dodge again."}, {"start": 12864.54, "end": 12870.820000000002, "text": " My goal is to not be hurtable, so I can just actually be a scavenger."}, {"start": 12870.820000000002, "end": 12874.54, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 12874.54, "end": 12889.740000000002, "text": " I'll share it with you, then I'll kill you."}, {"start": 12889.740000000002, "end": 12900.54, "text": " You have to come out eventually."}, {"start": 12900.54, "end": 12902.54, "text": " You're gonna have to come out of there eventually."}, {"start": 12904.220000000001, "end": 12905.220000000001, "text": " Hmm, fine."}, {"start": 12911.140000000001, "end": 12912.140000000001, "text": " Hmm, awesome."}, {"start": 12914.740000000002, "end": 12915.740000000002, "text": " Ooh, delicious."}, {"start": 12919.7, "end": 12920.7, "text": " Moehaja."}, {"start": 12930.54, "end": 12939.54, "text": " Oh wait, oh I have to fight this. Wait, wait, wait, does that thing? Wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 12939.54, "end": 12950.54, "text": " was that what I said was most fight it? Does anybody else fight it?"}, {"start": 12950.54, "end": 12951.740000000002, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 12954.62, "end": 12956.140000000001, "text": " My reach is so small."}, {"start": 12975.1, "end": 12976.060000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 12980.54, "end": 12997.980000000001, "text": " He's too small."}, {"start": 12997.98, "end": 13004.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13004.98, "end": 13013.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13013.98, "end": 13031.98, "text": " He's surrendering. Wait, should I let him surrender?"}, {"start": 13031.98, "end": 13036.98, "text": " No, don't let him surrender! Get over there!"}, {"start": 13036.98, "end": 13049.06, "text": " Now, you called your boys, that's what happened."}, {"start": 13049.06, "end": 13051.539999999999, "text": " There's gonna be a frenzy over here."}, {"start": 13051.539999999999, "end": 13052.539999999999, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13052.539999999999, "end": 13053.539999999999, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13053.539999999999, "end": 13057.539999999999, "text": " Kangaroo, get over here and help!"}, {"start": 13057.539999999999, "end": 13059.539999999999, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13059.539999999999, "end": 13065.539999999999, "text": " Oh, fuck, help me!"}, {"start": 13065.54, "end": 13070.54, "text": " Help! Somebody help, please!"}, {"start": 13070.54, "end": 13075.54, "text": " No! He's gonna kill me! Into the whirlpool!"}, {"start": 13075.54, "end": 13081.54, "text": " He was impossible to outrun!"}, {"start": 13081.54, "end": 13086.54, "text": " Damn it. Try again."}, {"start": 13095.54, "end": 13102.54, "text": " I'm trying that again."}, {"start": 13102.54, "end": 13107.52, "text": " Alright, we're going antlers."}, {"start": 13107.52, "end": 13116.52, "text": " Headbutt attack."}, {"start": 13116.52, "end": 13126.82, "text": " You give the apples"}, {"start": 13126.82, "end": 13133.92, "text": " 10% damage to yourself, that's fine"}, {"start": 13133.92, "end": 13140.220000000001, "text": " Trunk"}, {"start": 13140.220000000001, "end": 13159.980000000001, "text": " 1-2, 1-6 physical or ability, the lowest of the two of them."}, {"start": 13159.980000000001, "end": 13160.980000000001, "text": " That's better."}, {"start": 13160.980000000001, "end": 13161.980000000001, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 13161.98, "end": 13168.98, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 13168.98, "end": 13174.98, "text": " Region."}, {"start": 13174.98, "end": 13181.98, "text": " Refreshing."}, {"start": 13181.98, "end": 13198.699999999999, "text": " refreshing you make them fat other than the other day fat yeah"}, {"start": 13198.7, "end": 13208.7, "text": " Oh, it's a big swipe!"}, {"start": 13208.7, "end": 13221.060000000001, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 13221.060000000001, "end": 13225.54, "text": " Get a load of the snout on this guy."}, {"start": 13225.54, "end": 13232.54, "text": " Uh, fatter."}, {"start": 13232.54, "end": 13247.54, "text": " Dude, trunk is pretty good."}, {"start": 13247.54, "end": 13254.54, "text": " Okay, crush your mark time."}, {"start": 13254.54, "end": 13263.54, "text": " Don't I have a resistance to cold?"}, {"start": 13263.54, "end": 13274.54, "text": " Okay, I can't, I can't, I don't really hurt that guy."}, {"start": 13274.54, "end": 13279.54, "text": " Ow, this guy hurts a lot."}, {"start": 13279.54, "end": 13284.54, "text": " Ow, not good."}, {"start": 13284.54, "end": 13290.54, "text": " This guy's following me."}, {"start": 13290.54, "end": 13295.54, "text": " I gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 13295.54, "end": 13300.54, "text": " He's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 13300.54, "end": 13322.78, "text": " gain a random ally a gain hump what"}, {"start": 13322.78, "end": 13329.78, "text": " A hump?"}, {"start": 13329.78, "end": 13337.62, "text": " Well, I can't even afford it."}, {"start": 13337.62, "end": 13338.62, "text": " So this is my ally?"}, {"start": 13338.62, "end": 13349.62, "text": " Alright, so don't hurt this little mouse."}, {"start": 13349.62, "end": 13363.160000000002, "text": " We roll."}, {"start": 13363.160000000002, "end": 13364.160000000002, "text": " Charm weight."}, {"start": 13364.160000000002, "end": 13368.0, "text": " Charms the nearest enemy in the target direction while charging the user ability again to command"}, {"start": 13368.0, "end": 13369.0, "text": " it."}, {"start": 13369.0, "end": 13370.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13370.0, "end": 13371.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13371.0, "end": 13372.0, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 13372.0, "end": 13373.0, "text": " Get over here."}, {"start": 13373.0, "end": 13388.82, "text": " get over here ok I'm going to have a whole army of people to do my bidding"}, {"start": 13388.82, "end": 13413.82, "text": " Good. There we go. Awesome. Well, I'm gonna eat your body."}, {"start": 13418.82, "end": 13425.34, "text": " who killed you you let this little shit kill you"}, {"start": 13432.02, "end": 13436.38, "text": " probably this right if I'm going charm build"}, {"start": 13445.3, "end": 13448.3, "text": " get over here"}, {"start": 13448.82, "end": 13456.82, "text": " Kill that."}, {"start": 13456.82, "end": 13470.3, "text": " Okay, more antlers, no charm level 2."}, {"start": 13470.3, "end": 13473.3, "text": " Go that way."}, {"start": 13473.3, "end": 13476.3, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 13476.300000000001, "end": 13484.7, "text": " I see you brought fish for me, my friend."}, {"start": 13484.7, "end": 13488.300000000001, "text": " What a curious little creature you are."}, {"start": 13488.300000000001, "end": 13492.300000000001, "text": " And there's two."}, {"start": 13492.300000000001, "end": 13498.300000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13498.300000000001, "end": 13500.300000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13500.300000000001, "end": 13502.300000000001, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 13502.300000000001, "end": 13504.300000000001, "text": " There's two!"}, {"start": 13504.300000000001, "end": 13505.300000000001, "text": " It's too deep!"}, {"start": 13507.500000000002, "end": 13508.500000000002, "text": " Alright, how about..."}, {"start": 13509.6, "end": 13511.1, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 13511.6, "end": 13512.6, "text": " This is bad."}, {"start": 13515.7, "end": 13516.7, "text": " I'm so slow!"}, {"start": 13521.1, "end": 13522.1, "text": " I'm gonna... he's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 13528.900000000001, "end": 13530.6, "text": " Did he try? I don't think I can, I just tried."}, {"start": 13534.300000000001, "end": 13537.62, "text": " No, you can't."}, {"start": 13537.62, "end": 13545.580000000002, "text": " No, I haven't taken his shield off yet."}, {"start": 13545.580000000002, "end": 13547.94, "text": " I'm gonna hide."}, {"start": 13547.94, "end": 13559.94, "text": " Why is there a giant crevice in the way?"}, {"start": 13559.94, "end": 13560.94, "text": " Take aggro!"}, {"start": 13560.94, "end": 13563.380000000001, "text": " Take aggro, please!"}, {"start": 13563.380000000001, "end": 13567.980000000001, "text": " Take aggro from me."}, {"start": 13567.980000000001, "end": 13570.26, "text": " Get him stuck in the bomb pit."}, {"start": 13570.26, "end": 13576.7, "text": " I know where to go."}, {"start": 13576.7, "end": 13587.820000000002, "text": " Dude that first bomb was crazy and then I started being a prey animal."}, {"start": 13587.82, "end": 13591.22, "text": " I wonder if it's harder to play when you play as a prey animal."}, {"start": 13594.72, "end": 13595.119999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13595.92, "end": 13598.119999999999, "text": " We're going super mode again."}, {"start": 13598.22, "end": 13598.82, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 13601.119999999999, "end": 13601.619999999999, "text": " Regen."}, {"start": 13602.22, "end": 13603.52, "text": " I'm doing full tank build."}, {"start": 13608.32, "end": 13611.52, "text": " All damage mitigation, all regen, all health."}, {"start": 13616.119999999999, "end": 13616.52, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 13616.52, "end": 13633.960000000001, "text": " Wait, I don't want that, I don't want this shit."}, {"start": 13633.960000000001, "end": 13643.28, "text": " Can we have fish?"}, {"start": 13643.28, "end": 13644.28, "text": " More regen."}, {"start": 13644.28, "end": 13652.68, "text": " I'm gonna take the regen."}, {"start": 13652.68, "end": 13654.960000000001, "text": " This game is also really good too."}, {"start": 13654.960000000001, "end": 13657.6, "text": " These last couple games have been great."}, {"start": 13657.6, "end": 13659.08, "text": " Like really great."}, {"start": 13659.08, "end": 13663.08, "text": " This is fun."}, {"start": 13663.08, "end": 13669.08, "text": " Yeah, size."}, {"start": 13669.08, "end": 13675.84, "text": " I know what it's like man."}, {"start": 13675.84, "end": 13687.4, "text": " I know it's like to be in the position you're in, but I must consume you."}, {"start": 13687.4, "end": 13694.36, "text": " Beating speed is probably good for faster levels, it's true."}, {"start": 13694.36, "end": 13697.44, "text": " More regen."}, {"start": 13697.44, "end": 13699.32, "text": " So what did these actually do?"}, {"start": 13699.32, "end": 13720.12, "text": " Are they just in a way?"}, {"start": 13720.12, "end": 13725.24, "text": " A body slam is not good, but it might be if I'm going to try and make it work."}, {"start": 13725.24, "end": 13731.119999999999, "text": " Because if I do max health and stuff, it might be worth it."}, {"start": 13731.119999999999, "end": 13733.68, "text": " I'm going to go across this way."}, {"start": 13733.68, "end": 13745.48, "text": " Alright, that's a full level."}, {"start": 13745.48, "end": 13747.48, "text": " Hump."}, {"start": 13747.48, "end": 13753.96, "text": " Okay, gain permanent max HP when health food is eaten while at maximum health."}, {"start": 13753.960000000001, "end": 13763.960000000001, "text": " Like a camel hump."}, {"start": 13763.960000000001, "end": 13767.960000000001, "text": " Alright, okay."}, {"start": 13767.960000000001, "end": 13777.960000000001, "text": " Alright, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 13777.960000000001, "end": 13796.480000000001, "text": " I always feel bad about killing the top fat birds."}, {"start": 13796.48, "end": 13808.48, "text": " Can I sleep if I go in one of those holes?"}, {"start": 13808.48, "end": 13810.48, "text": " The clothes make the man."}, {"start": 13810.48, "end": 13819.6, "text": " Alright, I need to eat some more health food."}, {"start": 13819.6, "end": 13821.16, "text": " So what costs you to health food?"}, {"start": 13821.16, "end": 13825.76, "text": " Is there anything that would heal you or they're starting to let us"}, {"start": 13833.68, "end": 13835.68, "text": " It's the sparkling food okay"}, {"start": 13845.88, "end": 13847.88, "text": " Feeding speed"}, {"start": 13851.16, "end": 13873.92, "text": " Oh, come on, coward."}, {"start": 13873.92, "end": 13900.72, "text": " slam. I would love some more speed or some more damage or something all right"}, {"start": 13900.720000000001, "end": 13907.720000000001, "text": " I'll get a level here."}, {"start": 13907.720000000001, "end": 13918.720000000001, "text": " Regen."}, {"start": 13918.720000000001, "end": 13922.720000000001, "text": " Good success rate of mushroom identification."}, {"start": 13922.720000000001, "end": 13924.720000000001, "text": " More poison or increased mushroom spawning rate."}, {"start": 13924.720000000001, "end": 13925.720000000001, "text": " Probably that."}, {"start": 13925.720000000001, "end": 13927.720000000001, "text": " You'll identify them"}, {"start": 13939.2, "end": 13946.2, "text": " This guy's gonna kill me. Oh, okay, right, right, right. All right, I can I can take you. I got huge regen"}, {"start": 13952.640000000001, "end": 13954.640000000001, "text": " Where's my regen"}, {"start": 13955.720000000001, "end": 13962.720000000001, "text": " Finally!"}, {"start": 13972.400000000001, "end": 13979.400000000001, "text": " Good head!"}, {"start": 13985.720000000001, "end": 13993.560000000001, "text": " Give me all that food."}, {"start": 13993.560000000001, "end": 13998.560000000001, "text": " Alright, going much better this time."}, {"start": 13998.560000000001, "end": 14003.160000000002, "text": " More regen and more feeding speed."}, {"start": 14003.160000000002, "end": 14011.000000000002, "text": " What are you thinking?"}, {"start": 14011.0, "end": 14022.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14022.16, "end": 14028.76, "text": " That's good, but this just feels like it always needs to be picked, always."}, {"start": 14028.76, "end": 14046.2, "text": " Dude, you hit hard, holy shit."}, {"start": 14046.2, "end": 14055.880000000001, "text": " I need that regen, I don't want to eat that yet."}, {"start": 14055.880000000001, "end": 14062.880000000001, "text": " Come on. Come on! Don't let a mouse come get it!"}, {"start": 14062.880000000001, "end": 14086.880000000001, "text": " Refreshing, plus something."}, {"start": 14086.880000000001, "end": 14105.28, "text": " I want to be a cat, that seems kinda funny."}, {"start": 14105.28, "end": 14107.920000000002, "text": " This game is really cozy and falling asleep."}, {"start": 14107.920000000002, "end": 14109.240000000002, "text": " That's fun."}, {"start": 14109.24, "end": 14120.0, "text": " That's pretty cozy, Kim."}, {"start": 14120.0, "end": 14123.36, "text": " That's a lot of meat."}, {"start": 14123.36, "end": 14128.36, "text": " I'm freezing."}, {"start": 14128.36, "end": 14141.640000000001, "text": " Definitely thorns."}, {"start": 14141.640000000001, "end": 14152.92, "text": " This is Sonic the Hedgehog."}, {"start": 14152.92, "end": 14154.68, "text": " Free food and DNA."}, {"start": 14154.68, "end": 14156.76, "text": " Why did you not pick all this up?"}, {"start": 14156.76, "end": 14162.2, "text": " And dude, it is crazy if they multiplayer this would go so hard."}, {"start": 14162.2, "end": 14165.44, "text": " It would be so much fun."}, {"start": 14165.44, "end": 14173.44, "text": " Oh, jump, I think."}, {"start": 14173.44, "end": 14184.44, "text": " But it's too good to not, it's too good to not take this."}, {"start": 14184.44, "end": 14206.44, "text": " It's E-quick."}, {"start": 14206.44, "end": 14207.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14207.44, "end": 14208.44, "text": " a new day."}, {"start": 14208.44, "end": 14209.44, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 14209.44, "end": 14210.44, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 14210.44, "end": 14233.44, "text": " You didn't even have that much meat."}, {"start": 14233.44, "end": 14247.62, "text": " spit up I want plating killer of everything dude what we mean dude what"}, {"start": 14247.62, "end": 14253.9, "text": " what was not supposed to kill that it was a huge source of food"}, {"start": 14253.9, "end": 14266.58, "text": " Is that because they're poisoned or diseased or something?"}, {"start": 14266.58, "end": 14268.98, "text": " What the fuck did you just do?"}, {"start": 14268.98, "end": 14274.14, "text": " Oh my god dude!"}, {"start": 14274.14, "end": 14277.5, "text": " That guy just annihilated me, hit me twice!"}, {"start": 14277.5, "end": 14280.38, "text": " Alright, I'm going hard on this next one."}, {"start": 14280.380000000001, "end": 14282.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to take a break, I'll be back."}, {"start": 14286.380000000001, "end": 14287.380000000001, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 14291.380000000001, "end": 14294.380000000001, "text": " Wait, I can start with different..."}, {"start": 14294.380000000001, "end": 14297.380000000001, "text": " Hold on, this game is a lot more elaborate than I thought it was."}, {"start": 14298.380000000001, "end": 14300.380000000001, "text": " Alright, I'll be back."}, {"start": 14310.380000000001, "end": 14312.380000000001, "text": " You"}, {"start": 14490.380000000001, "end": 14516.380000000001, "text": " cool"}, {"start": 14516.380000000001, "end": 14541.18, "text": " I'll probably go for like another hour or so, and then I'll be live again tomorrow."}, {"start": 14541.18, "end": 14546.34, "text": " I'm probably going to play this."}, {"start": 14546.34, "end": 14549.66, "text": " Stir and I are going to play."}, {"start": 14549.66, "end": 14553.220000000001, "text": " No, I'll do some Tomodachi."}, {"start": 14553.220000000001, "end": 14554.460000000001, "text": " I want to check in on the island."}, {"start": 14554.460000000001, "end": 14557.34, "text": " So we'll do this like another, we'll do like one or two more runs of this."}, {"start": 14557.34, "end": 14565.74, "text": " And I'll do some Tomodachi for like half an hour just to check in on the island."}, {"start": 14565.74, "end": 14573.9, "text": " Let's do some more."}, {"start": 14573.9, "end": 14574.9, "text": " Pressure 1."}, {"start": 14574.9, "end": 14585.539999999999, "text": " I wonder what this all actually means."}, {"start": 14585.539999999999, "end": 14587.539999999999, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 14587.54, "end": 14599.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, we'll do at least like an hour of talking about you."}, {"start": 14599.460000000001, "end": 14600.86, "text": " That sounds good."}, {"start": 14600.86, "end": 14604.52, "text": " And then Ster and I are going to play Re-Animal tomorrow."}, {"start": 14604.52, "end": 14608.94, "text": " And that's probably going to be it, however long it takes us to beat the game, that'll"}, {"start": 14608.94, "end": 14611.1, "text": " probably be the whole stream."}, {"start": 14611.1, "end": 14614.18, "text": " I'm going back to damage."}, {"start": 14614.18, "end": 14636.66, "text": " physical damage power scare Saturdays out what was this that's kind of cool you"}, {"start": 14636.66, "end": 14640.82, "text": " You can hold it in your mouth?"}, {"start": 14640.82, "end": 14644.82, "text": " How much can I run over?"}, {"start": 14644.82, "end": 14645.82, "text": " Scales."}, {"start": 14645.82, "end": 14664.3, "text": " And now I'm looking real goofy."}, {"start": 14664.300000000001, "end": 14665.980000000001, "text": " cannibalism of grief that don't do that."}, {"start": 14668.980000000001, "end": 14669.86, "text": " More scales."}, {"start": 14673.060000000001, "end": 14674.660000000002, "text": " Uh, I don't know what time we're going to do it."}, {"start": 14676.580000000002, "end": 14678.420000000002, "text": " I'd imagine probably around this time."}, {"start": 14678.78, "end": 14679.980000000001, "text": " When does stir usually start streaming?"}, {"start": 14682.460000000001, "end": 14684.340000000002, "text": " Like an hour or so ago, two hours ago."}, {"start": 14687.820000000002, "end": 14692.060000000001, "text": " So I imagine probably around like that one to three isch specific."}, {"start": 14694.300000000001, "end": 14712.54, "text": " More cheeks."}, {"start": 14712.54, "end": 14720.060000000001, "text": " Maybe should do some poison."}, {"start": 14720.06, "end": 14722.06, "text": " I'll track poison."}, {"start": 14729.699999999999, "end": 14731.699999999999, "text": " So I need ability."}, {"start": 14738.699999999999, "end": 14741.699999999999, "text": " I guess I can't just pick them up. I can have two at a time."}, {"start": 14745.74, "end": 14749.74, "text": " Oh, we're not doing that, but I just unlocked that."}, {"start": 14750.06, "end": 14757.06, "text": " Consuming a piece of food has a 0.2 times chance to charm nearby enemies."}, {"start": 14757.06, "end": 14761.06, "text": " Or plus four to stone or ammo cap."}, {"start": 14762.06, "end": 14765.06, "text": " It's probably this one."}, {"start": 14765.06, "end": 14780.92, "text": " What's that in eastern time?"}, {"start": 14780.92, "end": 14781.92, "text": " My eastern friends?"}, {"start": 14781.92, "end": 14786.42, "text": " Yeah, it's around like 5pm, 6pm."}, {"start": 14786.42, "end": 14791.46, "text": " Oh, yep."}, {"start": 14791.46, "end": 14793.46, "text": " Extra poison."}, {"start": 14793.460000000001, "end": 14798.460000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 14805.460000000001, "end": 14807.460000000001, "text": " I am so cold."}, {"start": 14810.460000000001, "end": 14813.460000000001, "text": " Greatly increases one random stat."}, {"start": 14813.460000000001, "end": 14816.460000000001, "text": " Social? Aw, man."}, {"start": 14823.460000000001, "end": 14825.7, "text": " Attack area. Oh, man"}, {"start": 14839.1, "end": 14841.1, "text": " Ally"}, {"start": 14845.820000000002, "end": 14851.900000000001, "text": " Physical damage by one gain a full level because I want to get more. Yeah, that's what I was looking for"}, {"start": 14853.460000000001, "end": 14855.460000000001, "text": " Stinger"}, {"start": 14866.78, "end": 14868.78, "text": " It scales up ability right"}, {"start": 14879.460000000001, "end": 14881.460000000001, "text": " Tronky"}, {"start": 14883.460000000001, "end": 14894.640000000001, "text": " All right, let's go get the things over here, awesome."}, {"start": 14894.640000000001, "end": 14899.980000000001, "text": " You need to eat food, but you can touch magical trees."}, {"start": 14899.980000000001, "end": 14911.900000000001, "text": " You can have a small devil foresucks or a large devil foresucks, which would you choose?"}, {"start": 14911.9, "end": 14913.9, "text": " Also that stares at me."}, {"start": 14928.3, "end": 14932.619999999999, "text": " Ability, that's good. I want my staff to be crazy."}, {"start": 14938.3, "end": 14940.3, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 14941.9, "end": 14947.539999999999, "text": " he's crazy he's crazy hard please die for the poison please die for the oh my"}, {"start": 14947.539999999999, "end": 14951.38, "text": " goodness oh my goodness I was going I had something going there too and it's"}, {"start": 14951.38, "end": 14956.3, "text": " so frustrating I can't believe it I couldn't go anywhere I was just"}, {"start": 14956.3, "end": 14963.44, "text": " fucking food damn it why did I do that why did I even go over there I shouldn't"}, {"start": 14963.44, "end": 14969.859999999999, "text": " even attack for no reason that stars over their heads alright last one last"}, {"start": 14969.86, "end": 14971.460000000001, "text": " This one, last one, last one."}, {"start": 14971.460000000001, "end": 14973.34, "text": " And then I'm gonna do Ta-da-chi."}, {"start": 14977.1, "end": 14979.58, "text": " This is a good one though, this is a stellar game."}, {"start": 14987.26, "end": 14989.900000000001, "text": " The first run was crazy, I almost beat the whole game."}, {"start": 14999.86, "end": 15009.18, "text": " I got a chicken breast thawing in the sink, help me thaw them faster."}, {"start": 15009.18, "end": 15021.7, "text": " Oh that's something that you should have thought of yesterday."}, {"start": 15021.7, "end": 15024.060000000001, "text": " No way I one guide you LOL."}, {"start": 15024.06, "end": 15044.859999999999, "text": " Well you two, you two, you two guide me."}, {"start": 15044.859999999999, "end": 15045.859999999999, "text": " I'm doing what I did last time."}, {"start": 15045.86, "end": 15054.74, "text": " I was going to have a ton of armor."}, {"start": 15054.74, "end": 15062.02, "text": " Good luck getting through my plate."}, {"start": 15062.02, "end": 15063.02, "text": " Put your chicken..."}, {"start": 15063.02, "end": 15073.900000000001, "text": " I'm not reading what that person said, you know what I mean, I'm not doing that."}, {"start": 15073.9, "end": 15078.9, "text": " XO Skeleton. Good. Now I look cool."}, {"start": 15083.9, "end": 15086.9, "text": " XO Skeleton Bug-Bullion Ball."}, {"start": 15086.9, "end": 15093.9, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 15093.9, "end": 15097.9, "text": " Get over here."}, {"start": 15097.9, "end": 15098.9, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 15098.9, "end": 15103.9, "text": " Now I'm nice and red."}, {"start": 15103.9, "end": 15110.9, "text": " Exactly, now I'm nice and red."}, {"start": 15133.9, "end": 15151.66, "text": " Don't fuck with me I'm gonna have a sh-t"}, {"start": 15151.66, "end": 15152.66, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 15158.5, "end": 15161.3, "text": " They are one of the world's most dangerous animals."}, {"start": 15162.7, "end": 15167.66, "text": " If big things come in small packages, did you know that this is a small octopus"}, {"start": 15167.66, "end": 15168.98, "text": " that can kill you?"}, {"start": 15168.98, "end": 15171.78, "text": " It's a small little blue octopus that will kill you."}, {"start": 15171.78, "end": 15182.18, "text": " So those are the saying that you got to be bigger and stronger."}, {"start": 15182.18, "end": 15191.18, "text": " Think about the blue poison octopus that can kill you to touch it."}, {"start": 15191.18, "end": 15211.98, "text": " Get your ass out of here."}, {"start": 15211.98, "end": 15213.98, "text": " Ability."}, {"start": 15213.98, "end": 15226.939999999999, "text": " poison. That feeding speed is so bad. It needs to be way faster than that. It's terrible."}, {"start": 15226.94, "end": 15233.94, "text": " Plate."}, {"start": 15233.94, "end": 15244.94, "text": " Again, close to the first boss."}, {"start": 15244.94, "end": 15255.94, "text": " I need way more plate and I need way more damage."}, {"start": 15255.94, "end": 15257.94, "text": " Still in food!"}, {"start": 15273.94, "end": 15275.94, "text": " How is this any good?"}, {"start": 15277.94, "end": 15279.94, "text": " Of the imposing type."}, {"start": 15279.94, "end": 15281.94, "text": " What does that mean, imposing type?"}, {"start": 15282.94, "end": 15283.94, "text": " Does that mean..."}, {"start": 15285.94, "end": 15302.58, "text": " So, imposing will be this, so it makes it so that they roll less."}, {"start": 15302.58, "end": 15307.62, "text": " Villager shouldn't do that."}, {"start": 15307.62, "end": 15311.460000000001, "text": " Turtle down, become protected for a short time stuns the enemy when blocking their contact"}, {"start": 15311.460000000001, "end": 15318.02, "text": " attack at the right time definitely and it's space"}, {"start": 15323.62, "end": 15324.500000000002, "text": " does like a parry"}, {"start": 15328.660000000002, "end": 15329.78, "text": " that sounds kind of amazing"}, {"start": 15332.660000000002, "end": 15335.54, "text": " all right well i can't dash anymore that's kind of unfortunate"}, {"start": 15335.54, "end": 15350.54, "text": " I'm going to die in that hole."}, {"start": 15350.54, "end": 15371.900000000001, "text": " crazy."}, {"start": 15371.900000000001, "end": 15376.1, "text": " Crazy there are 9000 people watching right now and someone could potentially see and"}, {"start": 15376.1, "end": 15403.1, "text": " read my message I'm so zonked. Poison's actually awesome. Shit! No I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 15406.1, "end": 15416.1, "text": " It's not stunning him though."}, {"start": 15416.1, "end": 15423.1, "text": " Eat."}, {"start": 15423.1, "end": 15429.1, "text": " Oh yeah, that one."}, {"start": 15429.1, "end": 15432.1, "text": " And I have a super berry."}, {"start": 15432.1, "end": 15434.1, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 15434.1, "end": 15439.380000000001, "text": " Okay, this is important."}, {"start": 15439.380000000001, "end": 15440.380000000001, "text": " Maybe tentacles?"}, {"start": 15440.380000000001, "end": 15451.9, "text": " Because it's more ability and speed."}, {"start": 15451.9, "end": 15461.300000000001, "text": " I don't know what I look like right now."}, {"start": 15461.300000000001, "end": 15471.300000000001, "text": " That would be kind of good for a boss fight."}, {"start": 15471.300000000001, "end": 15472.300000000001, "text": " I'll take the..."}, {"start": 15472.300000000001, "end": 15482.62, "text": " I'll take the sure thing."}, {"start": 15482.62, "end": 15484.740000000002, "text": " Not you, not you, not you."}, {"start": 15484.740000000002, "end": 15491.140000000001, "text": " My god, that move is so good."}, {"start": 15491.14, "end": 15493.14, "text": " That move is unbelievable."}, {"start": 15506.519999999999, "end": 15507.019999999999, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 15509.519999999999, "end": 15511.519999999999, "text": " I'm even smaller now."}, {"start": 15518.48, "end": 15520.48, "text": " How small can you get?"}, {"start": 15521.14, "end": 15534.619999999999, "text": " Don't fuck with that guy."}, {"start": 15534.619999999999, "end": 15540.619999999999, "text": " I'll be happy if I make it past the second boss."}, {"start": 15540.619999999999, "end": 15541.619999999999, "text": " Don't fuck with that guy either."}, {"start": 15541.619999999999, "end": 15543.42, "text": " Oh my god, why'd I do that?"}, {"start": 15543.42, "end": 15548.98, "text": " He smelled my fear."}, {"start": 15548.98, "end": 15553.98, "text": " This disease made me."}, {"start": 15553.98, "end": 15560.98, "text": " Oh, that's good."}, {"start": 15560.98, "end": 15564.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15564.98, "end": 15569.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15569.98, "end": 15581.98, "text": " I don't care if I eat poison."}, {"start": 15581.98, "end": 15593.98, "text": " What's up with you, get away from me."}, {"start": 15593.98, "end": 15600.98, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 15600.98, "end": 15603.98, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 15603.98, "end": 15619.14, "text": " Wow, that's a huge piece of meat!"}, {"start": 15619.14, "end": 15632.82, "text": " On demand increased physical ability for 4 seconds."}, {"start": 15632.82, "end": 15636.3, "text": " That seems kind of good."}, {"start": 15636.3, "end": 15643.06, "text": " But what if I take a chance?"}, {"start": 15643.06, "end": 15646.699999999999, "text": " I'll take the regen."}, {"start": 15646.7, "end": 15648.7, "text": " I'll take this and I'm going to upgrade it."}, {"start": 15653.980000000001, "end": 15656.740000000002, "text": " Don't we don't have something that makes this better?"}, {"start": 15662.18, "end": 15662.94, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 15662.94, "end": 15663.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15671.980000000001, "end": 15674.54, "text": " As long as I parry, I should be able to live through everything."}, {"start": 15674.54, "end": 15681.54, "text": " If I can parry."}, {"start": 15681.54, "end": 15699.54, "text": " Whoa, that's a lot of food!"}, {"start": 15699.54, "end": 15716.820000000002, "text": " beating speed dodge cat wants to oh my god"}, {"start": 15720.460000000001, "end": 15723.78, "text": " everybody fuck off"}, {"start": 15729.54, "end": 15736.54, "text": " Everybody get away from me, please."}, {"start": 15736.54, "end": 15739.54, "text": " Stinger 2."}, {"start": 15739.54, "end": 15743.54, "text": " Those are all my eyes."}, {"start": 15743.54, "end": 15752.54, "text": " I look like Gary from SpongeBob."}, {"start": 15752.54, "end": 15767.380000000001, "text": " Okay, boss coming up here."}, {"start": 15767.380000000001, "end": 15775.380000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 15775.380000000001, "end": 15779.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15779.380000000001, "end": 15807.220000000001, "text": " No. I need more defense. I'll take that."}, {"start": 15807.220000000001, "end": 15810.420000000002, "text": " Zero alcohol beer, better than normal beer. Can we talk about that?"}, {"start": 15811.62, "end": 15814.220000000001, "text": " You know, I don't think I've ever had a zero alcohol beer in my life."}, {"start": 15815.720000000001, "end": 15816.420000000002, "text": " I'm not sure I have."}, {"start": 15819.820000000002, "end": 15821.02, "text": " It was always interesting to me though."}, {"start": 15829.720000000001, "end": 15830.220000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 15830.220000000001, "end": 15839.660000000002, "text": " Okay, this is going to be hard."}, {"start": 15839.660000000002, "end": 15843.54, "text": " Just battle of dots, that's it."}, {"start": 15843.54, "end": 15858.660000000002, "text": " Why is it to get dark right now?"}, {"start": 15858.66, "end": 15863.66, "text": " Fuck off, please."}, {"start": 15863.66, "end": 15868.66, "text": " Ohhhh!"}, {"start": 15868.66, "end": 15873.66, "text": " Ohhhh!"}, {"start": 15873.66, "end": 15878.66, "text": " Ohhhh! There's a lot."}, {"start": 15878.66, "end": 15882.66, "text": " Why did I do that? I'm stuck!"}, {"start": 15882.66, "end": 15887.66, "text": " No! There's so fucking many of these things!"}, {"start": 15887.66, "end": 15900.34, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15900.34, "end": 15906.46, "text": " This doe, I had to kill the rest of the bugs!"}, {"start": 15906.46, "end": 15913.98, "text": " Give it a giant fruit, please!"}, {"start": 15913.98, "end": 15933.939999999999, "text": " Oh my god, fuck all of you guys, this is a thousand bugs!"}, {"start": 15933.94, "end": 15951.220000000001, "text": " That weasel is going to eat all of my food."}, {"start": 15951.220000000001, "end": 15953.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna do this for the entire day apparently."}, {"start": 15966.660000000002, "end": 15968.660000000002, "text": " I love how you're all fighting me."}, {"start": 15969.28, "end": 15971.28, "text": " Do you know there are bugs everywhere right now?"}, {"start": 15977.320000000002, "end": 15979.820000000002, "text": " Why are you all attacking me? Why would this happen to me?"}, {"start": 15981.220000000001, "end": 15993.980000000001, "text": " That cat's worth a lot."}, {"start": 15993.980000000001, "end": 16000.02, "text": " God, there's too many."}, {"start": 16000.02, "end": 16002.140000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 16002.140000000001, "end": 16007.140000000001, "text": " That was horrifying."}, {"start": 16007.140000000001, "end": 16033.54, "text": " There I just eat every mushroom, uh upgrade it, but what should I take, carapace."}, {"start": 16033.54, "end": 16046.740000000002, "text": " fight each other"}, {"start": 16046.740000000002, "end": 16049.980000000001, "text": " yeah, cat"}, {"start": 16049.980000000001, "end": 16054.660000000002, "text": " fight each other, you fucking, yeah, cats"}, {"start": 16054.660000000002, "end": 16062.220000000001, "text": " that guy almost killed me, did you see that?"}, {"start": 16062.220000000001, "end": 16064.94, "text": " This is where it gets real."}, {"start": 16064.94, "end": 16067.420000000002, "text": " Get away from me please!"}, {"start": 16067.420000000002, "end": 16068.420000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16068.420000000002, "end": 16070.900000000001, "text": " Please stop it!"}, {"start": 16070.900000000001, "end": 16075.660000000002, "text": " Dude, these guys hurt so much."}, {"start": 16075.660000000002, "end": 16078.7, "text": " The little dogs that have the wings."}, {"start": 16078.7, "end": 16081.580000000002, "text": " Oh, he's so fast!"}, {"start": 16081.580000000002, "end": 16086.94, "text": " Please don't!"}, {"start": 16086.94, "end": 16090.580000000002, "text": " Get away from me!"}, {"start": 16090.58, "end": 16101.38, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 16101.38, "end": 16104.539999999999, "text": " All of a sudden, everybody walks over after I have to kill it."}, {"start": 16104.539999999999, "end": 16109.82, "text": " All the free food."}, {"start": 16109.82, "end": 16123.94, "text": " Okay, that's insane."}, {"start": 16123.94, "end": 16124.94, "text": " You upgraded?"}, {"start": 16124.94, "end": 16126.42, "text": " That was at max rarity already, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 16126.42, "end": 16127.42, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 16127.42, "end": 16128.42, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 16128.42, "end": 16135.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16135.42, "end": 16138.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16138.42, "end": 16143.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16143.42, "end": 16148.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16148.42, "end": 16153.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16153.42, "end": 16171.3, "text": " nice try smart ass"}, {"start": 16171.3, "end": 16173.3, "text": " beating speed I'll take it every time"}, {"start": 16173.300000000001, "end": 16183.300000000001, "text": " Get the cat, get the cat, get the cat, get the cat!"}, {"start": 16183.300000000001, "end": 16190.660000000002, "text": " Alright boss incoming, I'm ready."}, {"start": 16190.660000000002, "end": 16196.380000000001, "text": " I'm really fast, I have my cooldowns, I'm just going to do poison and run, poison and"}, {"start": 16196.380000000001, "end": 16213.2, "text": " around poison around you need to seriously leave me alone all right this"}, {"start": 16213.2, "end": 16215.480000000001, "text": " is bad"}, {"start": 16220.560000000001, "end": 16223.720000000001, "text": " okay I'm good I'm good"}, {"start": 16226.380000000001, "end": 16239.660000000002, "text": " Just let the regen come."}, {"start": 16239.660000000002, "end": 16241.980000000001, "text": " What is fucking killing me?"}, {"start": 16241.980000000001, "end": 16247.18, "text": " He just did almost my entire health pool."}, {"start": 16247.18, "end": 16256.060000000001, "text": " I need- do I have regen?"}, {"start": 16256.06, "end": 16259.34, "text": " I ate a lethal mushroom! Well now I gotta walk around!"}, {"start": 16260.58, "end": 16261.699999999999, "text": " That sucks!"}, {"start": 16265.539999999999, "end": 16266.3, "text": " It's alright, I'm good."}, {"start": 16266.9, "end": 16268.06, "text": " This is regen, regen."}, {"start": 16269.42, "end": 16271.019999999999, "text": " I don't have to fight it, I can just sit right here."}, {"start": 16273.46, "end": 16274.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16275.3, "end": 16276.34, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16286.06, "end": 16289.06, "text": " Level up. That was a level up mushroom."}, {"start": 16316.06, "end": 16319.779999999999, "text": " Good, now everybody else can fight it."}, {"start": 16319.779999999999, "end": 16322.46, "text": " Oh, he just crushed the guy at the top."}, {"start": 16322.46, "end": 16329.38, "text": " No, the top guy is right there."}, {"start": 16329.38, "end": 16331.38, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16331.38, "end": 16342.38, "text": " Did that hit me?"}, {"start": 16342.380000000001, "end": 16351.02, "text": " Get this guy out of here."}, {"start": 16351.02, "end": 16359.580000000002, "text": " These people, these absolute vultures are coming in now."}, {"start": 16359.580000000002, "end": 16367.420000000002, "text": " Give me that!"}, {"start": 16367.420000000002, "end": 16369.220000000001, "text": " Speed?"}, {"start": 16369.220000000001, "end": 16372.660000000002, "text": " Speed? Oh yeah, definitely that."}, {"start": 16377.660000000002, "end": 16379.660000000002, "text": " You think you're gonna come in a snipe me right here?"}, {"start": 16379.660000000002, "end": 16380.660000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16380.660000000002, "end": 16381.660000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16385.66, "end": 16387.66, "text": " I'm gonna leave me alone!"}, {"start": 16387.66, "end": 16389.66, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 16399.22, "end": 16403.420000000002, "text": " This is going to get ugly in a second, this is going to get ugly."}, {"start": 16403.420000000002, "end": 16411.420000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all!"}, {"start": 16411.420000000002, "end": 16415.420000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 16415.420000000002, "end": 16420.420000000002, "text": " Get away from my feast!"}, {"start": 16420.420000000002, "end": 16426.420000000002, "text": " Get away from my place!"}, {"start": 16426.420000000002, "end": 16430.9, "text": " I am slithering tentacle monster, you cannot kill me."}, {"start": 16433.420000000002, "end": 16435.420000000002, "text": " I am a tentacle creature."}, {"start": 16438.420000000002, "end": 16440.420000000002, "text": " I have 50 tentacles."}, {"start": 16441.420000000002, "end": 16443.420000000002, "text": " You have two legs?"}, {"start": 16448.420000000002, "end": 16450.420000000002, "text": " Only, only two."}, {"start": 16451.420000000002, "end": 16452.420000000002, "text": " I have 40."}, {"start": 16456.420000000002, "end": 16459.420000000002, "text": " Did you fit down a tube?"}, {"start": 16459.420000000002, "end": 16462.420000000002, "text": " I can fit down a tube."}, {"start": 16466.420000000002, "end": 16468.420000000002, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 16471.420000000002, "end": 16474.420000000002, "text": " Uh, what do I want?"}, {"start": 16480.420000000002, "end": 16482.420000000002, "text": " What are you on about?"}, {"start": 16482.420000000002, "end": 16485.420000000002, "text": " I don't know, I'm getting in the zone."}, {"start": 16491.420000000002, "end": 16492.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16494.420000000002, "end": 16496.420000000002, "text": " I wish I could... I wish I don't know."}, {"start": 16497.420000000002, "end": 16499.420000000002, "text": " I can be stronger another day."}, {"start": 16502.420000000002, "end": 16504.420000000002, "text": " I just need to get on top of somebody's head."}, {"start": 16509.420000000002, "end": 16510.420000000002, "text": " Suck out their brain!"}, {"start": 16510.420000000002, "end": 16511.420000000002, "text": " Yes, yes, their brain."}, {"start": 16512.420000000002, "end": 16519.34, "text": " I'm gonna be way smarter."}, {"start": 16519.34, "end": 16520.34, "text": " They're killing me."}, {"start": 16520.34, "end": 16521.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16521.34, "end": 16522.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16522.34, "end": 16526.7, "text": " Get the castle away from me!"}, {"start": 16526.7, "end": 16527.7, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 16527.7, "end": 16528.7, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 16528.7, "end": 16529.7, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 16529.7, "end": 16530.7, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 16530.7, "end": 16531.7, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 16531.7, "end": 16532.7, "text": " Somebody please!"}, {"start": 16532.7, "end": 16533.7, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 16533.7, "end": 16537.7, "text": " Oh my god, they're camping!"}, {"start": 16537.7, "end": 16538.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16538.7, "end": 16540.7, "text": " Oh my god, they're camping!"}, {"start": 16540.7, "end": 16542.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16542.7, "end": 16545.7, "text": " No, please! I want to see with the last bosses!"}, {"start": 16547.7, "end": 16549.7, "text": " Oh my god, you..."}, {"start": 16549.7, "end": 16551.7, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 16555.7, "end": 16557.7, "text": " I should move away."}, {"start": 16557.7, "end": 16573.48, "text": " This guy's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 16573.48, "end": 16589.239999999998, "text": " You always choose to do that when I can't block it."}, {"start": 16589.239999999998, "end": 16591.64, "text": " Remember guys, he's 41."}, {"start": 16591.64, "end": 16592.64, "text": " 40!"}, {"start": 16592.64, "end": 16594.84, "text": " Ah, it's a cat again!"}, {"start": 16594.84, "end": 16595.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16603.96, "end": 16605.96, "text": " OOOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 16606.6, "end": 16608.6, "text": " Oh no, it's a big version of me!"}, {"start": 16609.88, "end": 16611.08, "text": " I will never survive!"}, {"start": 16621.2, "end": 16622.0, "text": " I know, I must..."}, {"start": 16624.84, "end": 16635.24, "text": " Dude this is fucking in no way, no way."}, {"start": 16635.24, "end": 16636.24, "text": " That was incredible."}, {"start": 16636.24, "end": 16637.24, "text": " That was impossible."}, {"start": 16637.24, "end": 16640.24, "text": " That's going to picture it?"}, {"start": 16640.24, "end": 16643.4, "text": " Oh cool, I did."}, {"start": 16643.4, "end": 16647.920000000002, "text": " How are you supposed to deal with that?"}, {"start": 16647.920000000002, "end": 16653.48, "text": " I think you got to have a really strong build."}, {"start": 16653.48, "end": 16655.48, "text": " Did the most damage to you?"}, {"start": 16658.399999999998, "end": 16660.399999999998, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 16664.04, "end": 16666.8, "text": " Dude, I just eat I eat them every time I see them"}, {"start": 16667.96, "end": 16671.78, "text": " They're like Isaac pills. I just they have to pick it up. I'm gonna eat it every time"}, {"start": 16678.16, "end": 16680.16, "text": " Cool, ow my arm"}, {"start": 16680.16, "end": 16692.04, "text": " That would have been good to have right now."}, {"start": 16692.04, "end": 16697.64, "text": " So now it's funny."}, {"start": 16697.64, "end": 16698.64, "text": " So this is a new..."}, {"start": 16698.64, "end": 16709.96, "text": " Hold on, is this a new type?"}, {"start": 16709.96, "end": 16725.48, "text": " do choose, okay. Points of interest? Oh wait, that was different. Ah, I see. Cool. All right,"}, {"start": 16726.52, "end": 16732.36, "text": " I'm going to move on to Tomonachi Life. I'm just going to check in for like 20 minutes maybe."}, {"start": 16739.96, "end": 16746.96, "text": " maybe a little bit longer, maybe like an hour tops"}, {"start": 16759.84, "end": 16763.239999999998, "text": " let's go right to it. Two great games though"}, {"start": 16763.239999999998, "end": 16767.28, "text": " froggy hates snow and"}, {"start": 16767.28, "end": 16769.539999999997, "text": " Um, everything is a crab."}, {"start": 16769.539999999997, "end": 16770.46, "text": " Whatever this game is called."}, {"start": 16770.46, "end": 16771.96, "text": " Let's skip out. Everything is crab."}, {"start": 16782.719999999998, "end": 16786.219999999998, "text": " They're pretty much the two top games on steam right now in the trending tab."}, {"start": 16786.219999999998, "end": 16788.92, "text": " Very, very good. Highly recommend. Very fun."}, {"start": 16790.66, "end": 16791.76, "text": " Maybe I'll play some more of that later."}, {"start": 16793.26, "end": 16794.76, "text": " Very good. Everything is crab."}, {"start": 16797.28, "end": 16804.28, "text": " That's not my PC fan."}, {"start": 16804.28, "end": 16814.28, "text": " Yeah guys, this new GPU I got is seriously powerful."}, {"start": 16814.28, "end": 16820.28, "text": " I set up, that's my fan."}, {"start": 16820.28, "end": 16822.28, "text": " That's my AC and my fan going."}, {"start": 16828.12, "end": 16829.96, "text": " Sometimes it goes into Giga mode."}, {"start": 16831.96, "end": 16834.6, "text": " But when I told you guys that because I'm in Vegas,"}, {"start": 16835.96, "end": 16838.52, "text": " when it gets to be 100 degrees or even lower,"}, {"start": 16839.559999999998, "end": 16843.48, "text": " sometimes it can get to be seriously less than 90."}, {"start": 16844.6, "end": 16850.12, "text": " And this room that I'm in right now just heats up sometimes to 90 to 95 degrees in the room."}, {"start": 16850.12, "end": 16853.719999999998, "text": " permanently just stays there for like four or five hours."}, {"start": 16853.719999999998, "end": 16855.96, "text": " One of the reasons honestly,"}, {"start": 16855.96, "end": 16858.92, "text": " that I can stream a little bit more in the summertime now,"}, {"start": 16859.96, "end": 16861.84, "text": " not that I couldn't before."}, {"start": 16861.84, "end": 16866.079999999998, "text": " It's just, it was so crazy hot in this room"}, {"start": 16867.039999999997, "end": 16872.039999999997, "text": " that I finally got like a new fan and AC kind of set up here."}, {"start": 16875.6, "end": 16876.559999999998, "text": " I did some tweaking."}, {"start": 16876.56, "end": 16880.56, "text": " So, it's actually way more comfortable."}, {"start": 16880.56, "end": 16884.56, "text": " HVAC, Andy, yeah."}, {"start": 16888.56, "end": 16892.56, "text": " Alright, let me get this up. We'll go right into it."}, {"start": 16896.56, "end": 16900.56, "text": " Living in the desert with no AC, that would be very, that would be almost impossible."}, {"start": 16900.56, "end": 16904.56, "text": " 120 degrees, 115 degrees days, just not possible."}, {"start": 16904.56, "end": 16922.82, "text": " possible. Be horrible, horrible. Alright, let's take a look. Is dry heat worse than"}, {"start": 16922.82, "end": 16939.3, "text": " wet heat? No. That way better. Alright, what's going on? I got 20 minutes. Well, maybe a"}, {"start": 16939.3, "end": 16943.739999999998, "text": " a little bit maybe maybe a little longer"}, {"start": 16955.86, "end": 16966.38, "text": " she's just vibing this Leon up to you okay so that bench"}, {"start": 16969.3, "end": 16974.219999999998, "text": " Boyd Batal looked like the kind of guy that would wear flip flops in the winter."}, {"start": 16974.219999999998, "end": 16979.62, "text": " I used to wear flip flops when I was in college, and it would be really, really snowy."}, {"start": 16979.62, "end": 16981.86, "text": " I would wear flip flops in the snow."}, {"start": 16981.86, "end": 16989.02, "text": " I would walk to class in flip flops, I was just so lazy."}, {"start": 16989.02, "end": 16991.02, "text": " And snow would get all over me."}, {"start": 16991.02, "end": 16995.059999999998, "text": " I would wear shorts and flip flops, and I would walk to class."}, {"start": 16995.06, "end": 17000.06, "text": " The school, it was probably a five to 10 minute walk on campus."}, {"start": 17005.34, "end": 17006.18, "text": " I just didn't care."}, {"start": 17006.18, "end": 17009.420000000002, "text": " I just dealt with the pain because it meant"}, {"start": 17009.420000000002, "end": 17012.38, "text": " I had to get ready way,"}, {"start": 17012.38, "end": 17014.18, "text": " I had way more time in the morning."}, {"start": 17025.06, "end": 17026.260000000002, "text": " Body suit cap?"}, {"start": 17029.66, "end": 17033.06, "text": " You give a guy a stick and they'll just talk about it for hours."}, {"start": 17033.06, "end": 17035.9, "text": " Oh, well, I'll ask the man whether there's like sticks, right?"}, {"start": 17035.9, "end": 17036.66, "text": " Everybody, right?"}, {"start": 17036.66, "end": 17037.06, "text": " Let it."}, {"start": 17041.460000000003, "end": 17043.06, "text": " It's a bunch."}, {"start": 17043.06, "end": 17044.260000000002, "text": " He says it's not."}, {"start": 17044.260000000002, "end": 17045.460000000003, "text": " I can't tomorrow."}, {"start": 17048.34, "end": 17048.86, "text": " It's true, though."}, {"start": 17051.58, "end": 17052.260000000002, "text": " Bye, everything."}, {"start": 17056.02, "end": 17057.22, "text": " Oh, new color."}, {"start": 17065.38, "end": 17069.620000000003, "text": " This is a good one to get for Church Mario. Or Captain Crunch."}, {"start": 17076.74, "end": 17081.7, "text": " Is this your award outfit? Should I give it to myself?"}, {"start": 17085.06, "end": 17094.06, "text": " Bellagoth might... no, sure he has a song."}, {"start": 17094.06, "end": 17098.98, "text": " This is Leon."}, {"start": 17098.98, "end": 17105.54, "text": " I think this is a good Leon outfit, possibly."}, {"start": 17105.54, "end": 17108.780000000002, "text": " That's Googleberry."}, {"start": 17108.78, "end": 17123.62, "text": " That's an awesome Google Berry, except it usually has it open."}, {"start": 17123.62, "end": 17127.62, "text": " I'm crunching."}, {"start": 17127.62, "end": 17129.62, "text": " Toad."}, {"start": 17139.62, "end": 17143.62, "text": " This is by everything, there's no reason not to."}, {"start": 17149.62, "end": 17152.62, "text": " Stop spending money."}, {"start": 17153.62, "end": 17170.44, "text": " All right, you get over here."}, {"start": 17170.44, "end": 17174.64, "text": " Last thing we saw was there was a new relationship on the island if you missed it."}, {"start": 17174.64, "end": 17176.64, "text": " Should I spoil it?"}, {"start": 17184.079999999998, "end": 17189.12, "text": " When did you go live? Tell me. Settle down."}, {"start": 17189.12, "end": 17193.6, "text": " An hour or two ago? No, it was five hours ago."}, {"start": 17197.36, "end": 17199.8, "text": " I can tell Bella got anything."}, {"start": 17199.8, "end": 17204.0, "text": " Our tops are always pretty crazy. Deep but crazy."}, {"start": 17210.48, "end": 17211.8, "text": " Do you like drumsticks?"}, {"start": 17212.64, "end": 17213.14, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 17226.04, "end": 17226.68, "text": " He loves it!"}, {"start": 17226.68, "end": 17237.68, "text": " I am so surprised that after, I think, 40 or something hours, no one loves or loads anything."}, {"start": 17237.68, "end": 17246.48, "text": " Oh, you know what I saw the other day speaking of Eagleberry that I completely forgot about,"}, {"start": 17246.48, "end": 17248.68, "text": " but I don't even know why it popped up."}, {"start": 17248.68, "end": 17255.04, "text": " I feel like maybe I was looking for Eagleberry videos, like what's Eagleberry out there right"}, {"start": 17255.04, "end": 17256.04, "text": " now, right?"}, {"start": 17256.04, "end": 17265.56, "text": " I came across the the pottery scream video and I was like that felt like a hundred years ago"}, {"start": 17286.04, "end": 17297.84, "text": " Yeah, I have to give him the creepy voice."}, {"start": 17297.84, "end": 17299.760000000002, "text": " All the reverb, yeah."}, {"start": 17299.760000000002, "end": 17313.84, "text": " I think about that sometimes it just laughs."}, {"start": 17313.84, "end": 17320.56, "text": " half of his half of all bugleberries appearances have been unintelligible"}, {"start": 17320.56, "end": 17325.0, "text": " we haven't met yet have we but they are you just have to really listen"}, {"start": 17325.0, "end": 17330.72, "text": " lady demeter soup good day lady demeter soup I am called queen of three"}, {"start": 17330.72, "end": 17346.72, "text": " She's huge!"}, {"start": 17346.72, "end": 17359.72, "text": " He has a very thick reverberating accent."}, {"start": 17359.72, "end": 17367.52, "text": " Alright Church Mario, come on."}, {"start": 17367.52, "end": 17372.88, "text": " Big news, this could be huge."}, {"start": 17372.88, "end": 17373.88, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 17373.88, "end": 17375.72, "text": " I thought they not knew Hello Neighbor very well."}, {"start": 17375.72, "end": 17376.72, "text": " I thought wait."}, {"start": 17376.72, "end": 17387.84, "text": " No, no, it was Queen Nectarine had the crush on him."}, {"start": 17387.84, "end": 17392.0, "text": " You gotta move on dude, now is it?"}, {"start": 17392.0, "end": 17393.0, "text": " Tell him to do it?"}, {"start": 17393.0, "end": 17394.0, "text": " Alright, but he's gonna get crushed."}, {"start": 17394.0, "end": 17404.96, "text": " This is like the third time he's been crushed."}, {"start": 17404.96, "end": 17413.76, "text": " All Hello Neighbor does is deny people."}, {"start": 17413.76, "end": 17414.76, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 17414.76, "end": 17415.76, "text": " Go do it."}, {"start": 17415.760000000002, "end": 17420.760000000002, "text": " Just like going to learn it all out."}, {"start": 17420.760000000002, "end": 17421.760000000002, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 17421.760000000002, "end": 17423.760000000002, "text": " Well, okay."}, {"start": 17423.760000000002, "end": 17429.760000000002, "text": " I mean, hello neighbor and I barely know each other, but it'll probably be fine."}, {"start": 17429.760000000002, "end": 17436.760000000002, "text": " Hey Yahoo, where should I confess my love?"}, {"start": 17436.760000000002, "end": 17441.760000000002, "text": " Do it in the restaurant. I want it in the restaurant."}, {"start": 17441.760000000002, "end": 17445.760000000002, "text": " How should I confess my feelings?"}, {"start": 17448.760000000002, "end": 17450.760000000002, "text": " Desperately."}, {"start": 17454.760000000002, "end": 17456.760000000002, "text": " Should I change what I'm wearing first?"}, {"start": 17456.760000000002, "end": 17457.760000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17471.760000000002, "end": 17497.68, "text": " I'm sabotaging him."}, {"start": 17497.68, "end": 17499.480000000003, "text": " He has a bare belly."}, {"start": 17499.48, "end": 17502.28, "text": " Dude, let's just, you know what?"}, {"start": 17502.28, "end": 17508.28, "text": " The reason why I'm doing this is because Hello Neighbor is so impossible to please."}, {"start": 17508.28, "end": 17512.079999999998, "text": " That witch is throwing a massive curveball here."}, {"start": 17512.079999999998, "end": 17513.079999999998, "text": " He's impossible to please."}, {"start": 17513.079999999998, "end": 17517.079999999998, "text": " I guess it's now or never."}, {"start": 17517.079999999998, "end": 17523.079999999998, "text": " I'm going to say how I really feel."}, {"start": 17523.08, "end": 17530.08, "text": " in front of Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 17530.08, "end": 17535.08, "text": " Wait, is he?"}, {"start": 17535.08, "end": 17541.08, "text": " I thought he was with Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 17541.08, "end": 17542.08, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 17542.08, "end": 17543.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17543.08, "end": 17549.08, "text": " I want us to be the kind of couple that splits the short stack of pancakes."}, {"start": 17549.08, "end": 17552.74, "text": " Put on a sheep out, Whitney's crawler on all fours."}, {"start": 17558.74, "end": 17559.9, "text": " Hold it right there."}, {"start": 17562.9, "end": 17563.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17563.74, "end": 17567.06, "text": " The one who truly loves Hello Neighbor is me."}, {"start": 17567.06, "end": 17568.74, "text": " This is, of course, shit."}, {"start": 17568.74, "end": 17570.660000000003, "text": " I can best my feelings first."}, {"start": 17570.660000000003, "end": 17573.86, "text": " That means I love Hello Neighbor the most, yahoo."}, {"start": 17575.460000000003, "end": 17578.4, "text": " Hello Neighbor, which of us do you choose?"}, {"start": 17579.08, "end": 17598.120000000003, "text": " Oh my god, this dude just, he's gonna go through everybody on the whole island."}, {"start": 17598.120000000003, "end": 17605.120000000003, "text": " And now we have to send Mario on another expensive ass vacation for the fourth time."}, {"start": 17605.12, "end": 17609.32, "text": " Well, no surprise there. I guess I was too reckless."}, {"start": 17618.32, "end": 17619.719999999998, "text": " Should we keep him in the outfit?"}, {"start": 17625.52, "end": 17626.82, "text": " Hello, neighbor turned me down."}, {"start": 17626.82, "end": 17627.62, "text": " He wants to do it again."}, {"start": 17627.62, "end": 17628.62, "text": " I'm not giving up."}, {"start": 17628.62, "end": 17629.219999999998, "text": " All right, yes."}, {"start": 17629.219999999998, "end": 17630.62, "text": " I'm going to try again."}, {"start": 17630.62, "end": 17632.92, "text": " But this time I'll put Deodorant on first."}, {"start": 17632.920000000002, "end": 17635.68, "text": " Why don't you... why don't you..."}, {"start": 17635.68, "end": 17638.18, "text": " I'll use my life savings to buy a gift."}, {"start": 17638.18, "end": 17640.18, "text": " That'll show my devotion."}, {"start": 17640.18, "end": 17643.18, "text": " Show back up in the sheep outfit and walk around in all fours again."}, {"start": 17643.18, "end": 17645.18, "text": " He's loved that."}, {"start": 17657.18, "end": 17659.18, "text": " How old am I?"}, {"start": 17659.18, "end": 17661.18, "text": " What do you need this time?"}, {"start": 17662.920000000002, "end": 17669.920000000002, "text": " This represents all of my love, Pi'yahu! I hope you enjoy it, Pi'yahu!"}, {"start": 17669.920000000002, "end": 17676.920000000002, "text": " This is the worst date. The worst... not a date, but the worst thing ever."}, {"start": 17676.920000000002, "end": 17680.920000000002, "text": " If he accepts this, this guy is fucking fried."}, {"start": 17680.920000000002, "end": 17695.56, "text": " The cake costs $5, that's true. That's a $5 item."}, {"start": 17695.56, "end": 17703.08, "text": " I'm gonna spend my life savings on a gift. It's not only $5, it's the shittiest thing"}, {"start": 17703.08, "end": 17712.280000000002, "text": " he made so far big jay it was the first test item you made that is worthless"}, {"start": 17712.920000000002, "end": 17715.480000000003, "text": " he's not even sad anymore what"}, {"start": 17718.440000000002, "end": 17720.04, "text": " all right now get over here"}, {"start": 17724.120000000003, "end": 17726.2, "text": " talk to clean nectarine she likes you"}, {"start": 17726.760000000002, "end": 17728.68, "text": " good evening clean nectarine"}, {"start": 17728.68, "end": 17732.18, "text": " Oh, um, I'm honored by your fine greeting."}, {"start": 17732.18, "end": 17733.68, "text": " And your choreo."}, {"start": 17733.68, "end": 17735.18, "text": " Ah, like a sheep while you're at it."}, {"start": 17735.18, "end": 17736.18, "text": " Work is Mr. Bad."}, {"start": 17736.18, "end": 17737.68, "text": " She knows us."}, {"start": 17737.68, "end": 17739.18, "text": " It's the change of course."}, {"start": 17739.18, "end": 17740.68, "text": " It's the change of course."}, {"start": 17745.68, "end": 17749.68, "text": " Could it be that I have not yet had the pleasure of making your acquaintance?"}, {"start": 17749.68, "end": 17751.68, "text": " I am BF Uglberry."}, {"start": 17751.68, "end": 17755.18, "text": " Nice to meet you, BF Uglberry."}, {"start": 17755.18, "end": 17757.18, "text": " I'm Lady Dimitri Su."}, {"start": 17757.18, "end": 17759.18, "text": " I forgot where to change your voice."}, {"start": 17766.86, "end": 17768.86, "text": " They're the same age."}, {"start": 17769.9, "end": 17771.9, "text": " That's interesting."}, {"start": 17773.18, "end": 17775.74, "text": " Can you please make Grimace? No, we're not making any more characters."}, {"start": 17776.46, "end": 17780.62, "text": " There needs to be one, at least one or two more children before..."}, {"start": 17787.18, "end": 17794.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17794.18, "end": 17803.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17803.18, "end": 17805.18, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 17805.18, "end": 17808.18, "text": " Yeah, moment."}, {"start": 17808.18, "end": 17813.14, "text": " And teen stooge is in dire need of something"}, {"start": 17816.82, "end": 17820.1, "text": " The first cutscene with teen stooge this is important"}, {"start": 17826.420000000002, "end": 17828.420000000002, "text": " Well, that's a big improvement"}, {"start": 17828.420000000002, "end": 17842.100000000002, "text": " Oh, we missed our opportunity to see Teen Stooge."}, {"start": 17842.100000000002, "end": 17851.100000000002, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 17851.100000000002, "end": 17858.100000000002, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 17858.100000000002, "end": 17866.100000000002, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 17866.100000000002, "end": 17872.100000000002, "text": " Everyone looks so tiny from up here."}, {"start": 17872.100000000002, "end": 17877.100000000002, "text": " Okay, at least he's having fun."}, {"start": 17877.100000000002, "end": 17905.440000000002, "text": " Oh wait, I thought that was the island with all the creeps on it."}, {"start": 17905.44, "end": 17906.719999999998, "text": " No, that one looks okay."}, {"start": 17909.02, "end": 17910.379999999997, "text": " Oh, what are they up to?"}, {"start": 17911.699999999997, "end": 17914.14, "text": " I thought he was talking about the island that we put everybody on there."}, {"start": 17914.14, "end": 17915.34, "text": " Okay, where he's from."}, {"start": 17919.079999999998, "end": 17920.379999999997, "text": " He's talking about this island."}, {"start": 17920.379999999997, "end": 17921.879999999997, "text": " No, he's talking about that one."}, {"start": 17924.379999999997, "end": 17926.379999999997, "text": " Hey bro, we need more anime girls."}, {"start": 17929.239999999998, "end": 17931.079999999998, "text": " Name an anime girl, okay?"}, {"start": 17935.44, "end": 17947.44, "text": " This would be a great time to practice while we're singing."}, {"start": 17947.44, "end": 17951.44, "text": " I'm seeing... somebody said..."}, {"start": 17951.44, "end": 17955.44, "text": " Well, it feels amazing being up this high."}, {"start": 17955.44, "end": 17959.44, "text": " Interesting. I'm seeing a couple of comments."}, {"start": 17965.44, "end": 17977.92, "text": " I see somebody named Hatsune. I see Kagome. I also see Mr. Noodle."}, {"start": 17977.92, "end": 17985.92, "text": " Alright bro, I'm leaving. Enjoy the rest of the ride."}, {"start": 17985.92, "end": 17993.92, "text": " Alright, you think about it. You think about what we... I need to... look at this web."}, {"start": 17993.920000000002, "end": 17997.4, "text": " You want me to make new people? Look at this shit! It's all over the place!"}, {"start": 18013.160000000003, "end": 18014.760000000002, "text": " What he's saying is it's time to take a break."}, {"start": 18015.260000000002, "end": 18016.36, "text": " And then I'm gonna come back."}, {"start": 18016.36, "end": 18019.760000000002, "text": " Uh, who do you want to follow? First person I see in chat."}, {"start": 18019.760000000002, "end": 18024.760000000002, "text": " Void of Dome, okay."}, {"start": 18024.760000000002, "end": 18026.760000000002, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 18026.760000000002, "end": 18029.760000000002, "text": " This'll be the last break as well."}, {"start": 18029.760000000002, "end": 18032.760000000002, "text": " Where the hell is Void of Dome?"}, {"start": 18041.760000000002, "end": 18045.760000000002, "text": " Okay, I'll let this play out and then we'll follow him around."}, {"start": 18049.760000000002, "end": 18052.06, "text": " But I'd share this with you."}, {"start": 18052.06, "end": 18054.06, "text": " Oh, perfect timing."}, {"start": 18054.06, "end": 18056.460000000003, "text": " I have something for you too."}, {"start": 18056.460000000003, "end": 18059.820000000003, "text": " Oh, it looks too expensive."}, {"start": 18059.820000000003, "end": 18061.820000000003, "text": " I can't accept that."}, {"start": 18061.820000000003, "end": 18065.120000000003, "text": " But I have something for you."}, {"start": 18065.120000000003, "end": 18068.620000000003, "text": " A bunch more gifted to me, so..."}, {"start": 18068.620000000003, "end": 18071.780000000002, "text": " Oh, no, I have too many of these as it is."}, {"start": 18071.780000000002, "end": 18072.780000000002, "text": " Oh, stop!"}, {"start": 18072.780000000002, "end": 18075.06, "text": " You could be doing me a favor by taking it."}, {"start": 18075.06, "end": 18076.06, "text": " Nonsense."}, {"start": 18079.760000000002, "end": 18085.760000000002, "text": " What if they actually do swap the items and she actually takes it?"}, {"start": 18091.760000000002, "end": 18093.760000000002, "text": " Oh, Starr?"}, {"start": 18098.760000000002, "end": 18100.760000000002, "text": " Starr?"}, {"start": 18102.760000000002, "end": 18105.760000000002, "text": " His beloved nice cold beer collection."}, {"start": 18109.760000000002, "end": 18114.760000000002, "text": " Well, they have a Vibe."}, {"start": 18114.760000000002, "end": 18119.760000000002, "text": " Alright, we'll follow him."}, {"start": 18119.760000000002, "end": 18123.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go BRB."}, {"start": 18123.760000000002, "end": 18126.760000000002, "text": " And that'll be the last BRB."}, {"start": 18126.760000000002, "end": 18128.760000000002, "text": " I can just leave it here until I come back."}, {"start": 18128.760000000002, "end": 18130.760000000002, "text": " See you soon."}, {"start": 18139.760000000002, "end": 18146.800000000003, "text": " Church Luigi, Paul Janis offers in a chamber, in the chimney for me this past and tomorrow."}, {"start": 18146.800000000003, "end": 18150.56, "text": " Pico, my love, Hondi thinks it's tomorrow. Wrong."}, {"start": 18150.56, "end": 18153.440000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is going on? What's going on?"}, {"start": 18153.440000000002, "end": 18160.160000000003, "text": " Hondi who saw Hondi plus in yesterday, helped out crazy Napoleon, and he can't shut up."}, {"start": 18160.160000000003, "end": 18161.52, "text": " What's wrong with the door?"}, {"start": 18161.52, "end": 18163.920000000002, "text": " I'll be back. I'll see you guys in like three full minutes."}, {"start": 18163.920000000002, "end": 18167.920000000002, "text": " Sure, live with rats and melanto."}, {"start": 18167.920000000002, "end": 18170.920000000002, "text": " With stinky fissardo, no choppa."}, {"start": 18170.920000000002, "end": 18172.920000000002, "text": " Cram in the flapping."}, {"start": 18172.920000000002, "end": 18173.920000000002, "text": " In the chimney, caramigas."}, {"start": 18173.920000000002, "end": 18175.920000000002, "text": " That's the tomorrow."}, {"start": 18175.920000000002, "end": 18176.920000000002, "text": " Tito."}, {"start": 18176.920000000002, "end": 18177.920000000002, "text": " Well, anyway."}, {"start": 18177.920000000002, "end": 18178.920000000002, "text": " Shoons deep lay then."}, {"start": 18178.920000000002, "end": 18180.920000000002, "text": " Pull in some leaves."}, {"start": 18180.920000000002, "end": 18182.920000000002, "text": " Help out Draven of Leon."}, {"start": 18182.920000000002, "end": 18185.920000000002, "text": " So first, live with chinole."}, {"start": 18185.920000000002, "end": 18186.920000000002, "text": " Eggstompo."}, {"start": 18186.920000000002, "end": 18187.920000000002, "text": " Barn clam."}, {"start": 18187.920000000002, "end": 18189.920000000002, "text": " Oh, flap."}, {"start": 18189.920000000002, "end": 18191.920000000002, "text": " Benetodo is left."}, {"start": 18191.920000000002, "end": 18193.920000000002, "text": " You leave a jargon with a grimby."}, {"start": 18193.920000000002, "end": 18195.920000000002, "text": " This whole be a fugulberry."}, {"start": 18195.920000000002, "end": 18198.920000000002, "text": " Whole janna, toppers, and a shambles."}, {"start": 18198.920000000002, "end": 18200.920000000002, "text": " Bimp, he can't shut."}, {"start": 18200.920000000002, "end": 18202.920000000002, "text": " What a bore of the pondards."}, {"start": 18202.920000000002, "end": 18204.920000000002, "text": " But you left the barnile at the slimmest."}, {"start": 18204.920000000002, "end": 18207.920000000002, "text": " Oh, he travels the shambles with it."}, {"start": 18207.920000000002, "end": 18208.920000000002, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 18208.920000000002, "end": 18211.920000000002, "text": " And that's the twinge-y-o-x-taple-tap."}, {"start": 18211.920000000002, "end": 18212.920000000002, "text": " Crunchy."}, {"start": 18212.920000000002, "end": 18214.920000000002, "text": " The lead ram flew billow and twinge."}, {"start": 18214.920000000002, "end": 18215.920000000002, "text": " So I said,"}, {"start": 18215.920000000002, "end": 18217.920000000002, "text": " Captain, no parsley, no friend."}, {"start": 18217.920000000002, "end": 18218.920000000002, "text": " Bamble."}, {"start": 18218.920000000002, "end": 18220.920000000002, "text": " My love-hungry face is tomorrow."}, {"start": 18220.920000000002, "end": 18222.920000000002, "text": " Tomorrow, wrong goal."}, {"start": 18222.920000000002, "end": 18227.420000000002, "text": " On the couple, our native's a haunchy brush from yesterday."}, {"start": 18227.420000000002, "end": 18229.620000000003, "text": " The tanker's as a mal-friend,"}, {"start": 18229.620000000003, "end": 18231.620000000003, "text": " collected in floppytoot."}, {"start": 18231.620000000003, "end": 18233.120000000003, "text": " Puts in again,"}, {"start": 18233.120000000003, "end": 18235.120000000003, "text": " hatchery-toes-lunga."}, {"start": 18235.120000000003, "end": 18237.120000000003, "text": " The tanker's as a mal-friend,"}, {"start": 18237.120000000003, "end": 18239.120000000003, "text": " collected in floppytoot."}, {"start": 18239.120000000003, "end": 18240.420000000002, "text": " Puts in again,"}, {"start": 18240.420000000002, "end": 18242.420000000002, "text": " hatchery-toes-lunga."}, {"start": 18242.420000000002, "end": 18244.120000000003, "text": " The full hello neighbor,"}, {"start": 18244.120000000003, "end": 18246.620000000003, "text": " full jenneth-topper is in a shambles."}, {"start": 18246.620000000003, "end": 18247.820000000003, "text": " So first,"}, {"start": 18247.82, "end": 18260.82, "text": " Live a sooner with Jaxxonbo, Farnslam. Sure, live and dress the molenshoes, church Luigi Farnsopo, Chapa, Fran and the Flaven. I'm glad."}, {"start": 18260.82, "end": 18262.82, "text": " Finish under his left."}, {"start": 18262.82, "end": 18287.82, "text": " What day is it again?"}, {"start": 18287.82, "end": 18305.3, "text": " I like this spot."}, {"start": 18305.3, "end": 18308.1, "text": " Staring at the sun during 120F?"}, {"start": 18308.100000000002, "end": 18312.100000000002, "text": " Oh! Staring at the sun during 120F?"}, {"start": 18368.100000000002, "end": 18395.300000000003, "text": " Hum hum hum."}, {"start": 18395.3, "end": 18397.3, "text": " but i missed"}, {"start": 18406.66, "end": 18408.66, "text": " your me is a chud"}, {"start": 18410.42, "end": 18412.42, "text": " are you a laddie guy?"}, {"start": 18412.5, "end": 18414.5, "text": " what do you want to say?"}, {"start": 18414.5, "end": 18416.02, "text": " what do you want to do?"}, {"start": 18416.02, "end": 18418.02, "text": " what do you do?"}, {"start": 18425.3, "end": 18439.46, "text": " broccoli oh hey what's this oh teen stooge"}, {"start": 18439.46, "end": 18454.739999999998, "text": " It's time for your broccoli."}, {"start": 18454.739999999998, "end": 18457.739999999998, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 18457.739999999998, "end": 18468.18, "text": " Ugh, gross."}, {"start": 18468.18, "end": 18481.86, "text": " And because you ate your broccoli, you get a carrot cake."}, {"start": 18481.86, "end": 18483.86, "text": " Young?"}, {"start": 18483.86, "end": 18490.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18490.86, "end": 18496.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18496.86, "end": 18502.86, "text": " What's up, modern you? It's weird, but lately I can't stop thinking about the lovely scent of a diarrhea."}, {"start": 18502.86, "end": 18512.86, "text": " What? Kid? Kid, we gotta talk. We gotta get you into something. We gotta get you into something. We're gonna talk about this."}, {"start": 18512.86, "end": 18519.86, "text": " We're gonna get your parents, uh, I'm gonna talk to your parents."}, {"start": 18519.86, "end": 18525.78, "text": " We're gonna have to have a parent-teacher conference over that."}, {"start": 18525.78, "end": 18534.78, "text": " That's a very odd thing to say to an adult, let alone anybody."}, {"start": 18534.78, "end": 18557.539999999997, "text": " I want something that leaves a sour taste in my mouth, really?"}, {"start": 18557.54, "end": 18559.54, "text": " Alright, well how about a candy?"}, {"start": 18559.54, "end": 18561.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18561.54, "end": 18563.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18563.54, "end": 18565.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18565.54, "end": 18567.54, "text": " Hard candy, Ronald have one"}, {"start": 18567.54, "end": 18569.54, "text": " Young"}, {"start": 18569.54, "end": 18571.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18571.54, "end": 18573.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18573.54, "end": 18575.54, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 18575.54, "end": 18577.54, "text": " Ah that kid's not doing it, that kid's not okay"}, {"start": 18577.54, "end": 18579.54, "text": " We gotta"}, {"start": 18579.54, "end": 18581.54, "text": " Get some better influences around him"}, {"start": 18581.54, "end": 18583.54, "text": " We gotta get church Mario and church Luigi"}, {"start": 18583.54, "end": 18585.54, "text": " Have to get over there"}, {"start": 18585.54, "end": 18593.34, "text": " to get some fucking come on where's church Luigi you got something very"}, {"start": 18593.34, "end": 18605.100000000002, "text": " important oh my god he's still in the sheep outfit come here"}, {"start": 18605.100000000002, "end": 18616.940000000002, "text": " Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Church Luigi."}, {"start": 18616.940000000002, "end": 18620.54, "text": " Hey, Church Luigi? I'm Teen Stooge."}, {"start": 18620.54, "end": 18626.22, "text": " Haha, that's what Leon next to him is. We got Church Luigi. We gotta get some influence"}, {"start": 18626.22, "end": 18627.22, "text": " here."}, {"start": 18627.22, "end": 18639.780000000002, "text": " You sent him to a pastor and a cop."}, {"start": 18639.780000000002, "end": 18644.5, "text": " I mean, do you heard what he said?"}, {"start": 18644.5, "end": 18647.02, "text": " None of us have clogged ears right now."}, {"start": 18647.02, "end": 18651.5, "text": " That was crazy."}, {"start": 18651.5, "end": 18653.5, "text": " Talk to him Luigi."}, {"start": 18659.5, "end": 18661.5, "text": " Give him a hobby?"}, {"start": 18661.5, "end": 18664.5, "text": " Wait, does he have nothing to do?"}, {"start": 18664.5, "end": 18666.5, "text": " Is that why he got so weird?"}, {"start": 18670.5, "end": 18672.5, "text": " Do you have no toys?"}, {"start": 18672.5, "end": 18674.5, "text": " Take this!"}, {"start": 18681.5, "end": 18689.5, "text": " Finally, here's something to play with instead of..."}, {"start": 18689.5, "end": 18697.5, "text": " It's gonna be fun for five minutes."}, {"start": 18697.5, "end": 18700.5, "text": " Alright, well, I'll give it to someone else."}, {"start": 18700.5, "end": 18702.5, "text": " How about a..."}, {"start": 18702.5, "end": 18707.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 18707.5, "end": 18717.12, "text": " It's like the fortnight lava look he's got fortnight he's got top now he's"}, {"start": 18717.12, "end": 18719.44, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 18737.5, "end": 18751.1, "text": " What does he have right now?"}, {"start": 18751.1, "end": 18761.1, "text": " I feel like he would be this, or this for sure, yeah, that, or oh my god, it has to be this."}, {"start": 18761.100000000002, "end": 18763.100000000002, "text": " past"}, {"start": 18776.58, "end": 18780.08, "text": " Come on you I feel like I'm becoming my true self for"}, {"start": 18784.08, "end": 18787.660000000003, "text": " Huh, are you good now? Are you okay?"}, {"start": 18791.100000000002, "end": 18796.100000000002, "text": " Thank you, church, Luigi. I really appreciate that."}, {"start": 18796.100000000002, "end": 18799.100000000002, "text": " And look, make sure he has an opportunity."}, {"start": 18810.100000000002, "end": 18811.100000000002, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 18811.100000000002, "end": 18813.100000000002, "text": " There's none better than a pin, Yachta."}, {"start": 18813.100000000002, "end": 18815.100000000002, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 18818.100000000002, "end": 18819.100000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18819.100000000002, "end": 18821.100000000002, "text": " He's gonna be fine."}, {"start": 18831.100000000002, "end": 18833.100000000002, "text": " Pretty cool dream."}, {"start": 18837.100000000002, "end": 18842.100000000002, "text": " Bro, he's gonna dismember the pi\u00f1ata. No, he's not. He's gonna play with it."}, {"start": 18842.100000000002, "end": 18849.100000000002, "text": " he's gonna convert it into rollbox or whatever the fuck it is"}, {"start": 18849.100000000002, "end": 18861.100000000002, "text": " you play with those by beating them"}, {"start": 18861.100000000002, "end": 18866.100000000002, "text": " he's"}, {"start": 18866.100000000002, "end": 18876.100000000002, "text": " Oh, Peter's having fun, he's just getting ready to go!"}, {"start": 18876.100000000002, "end": 18888.780000000002, "text": " Alright, clear the queue."}, {"start": 18888.78, "end": 18895.78, "text": " He sure doesn't like me."}, {"start": 18905.5, "end": 18907.059999999998, "text": " He's pissed!"}, {"start": 18907.059999999998, "end": 18914.059999999998, "text": " I'm not even aware of it either."}, {"start": 18918.78, "end": 18937.78, "text": " I gotta go help Miss Piggy. I'm still a stranger to Miss Piggy."}, {"start": 18937.78, "end": 18939.059999999998, "text": " Oh, are you drunk?"}, {"start": 18939.059999999998, "end": 18941.86, "text": " Please, hit, hit this."}, {"start": 18941.86, "end": 18945.86, "text": " They won't stop, hit."}, {"start": 18945.86, "end": 18947.3, "text": " So, first I do this."}, {"start": 18947.3, "end": 18949.1, "text": " Do this."}, {"start": 18949.1, "end": 18951.059999999998, "text": " Oh, I think you're onto something."}, {"start": 18956.3, "end": 18958.42, "text": " Why are you doing the Sims?"}, {"start": 18958.42, "end": 18960.02, "text": " I just had sex walk."}, {"start": 18965.539999999997, "end": 18966.34, "text": " Is that a thing?"}, {"start": 18967.78, "end": 18985.78, "text": " What's going on? Jeremy? He's just saying this lovely. Oh Jeremy? I think I'm in love. Yeah? I think you're right. It must be. I think I'm gonna pass Jeremy out."}, {"start": 18985.78, "end": 18990.78, "text": " We need more relationships. We need more offspring."}, {"start": 18997.78, "end": 19004.78, "text": " Look at that swag."}, {"start": 19013.78, "end": 19018.78, "text": " Step on dog shit? No, help him!"}, {"start": 19018.78, "end": 19024.78, "text": " Oh, are you alright? He's so mean."}, {"start": 19024.78, "end": 19027.739999999998, "text": " Wait, I watched it on the spot."}, {"start": 19027.739999999998, "end": 19030.219999999998, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19030.219999999998, "end": 19033.42, "text": " You look like a streaker."}, {"start": 19033.42, "end": 19035.34, "text": " You and me on my safe road?"}, {"start": 19035.34, "end": 19037.3, "text": " Oh, I believe you're OK."}, {"start": 19045.3, "end": 19047.059999999998, "text": " How am I in a bathrobe?"}, {"start": 19047.059999999998, "end": 19048.379999999997, "text": " Because I felt like it."}, {"start": 19051.86, "end": 19052.739999999998, "text": " Any more questions?"}, {"start": 19054.78, "end": 19079.739999999998, "text": " It's just Jeff Keely all over again."}, {"start": 19079.74, "end": 19082.88, "text": " All right, I'm gonna do let's get some"}, {"start": 19085.980000000003, "end": 19089.68, "text": " More trucker who's going on a trip no save that I got three wishes"}, {"start": 19094.140000000003, "end": 19099.440000000002, "text": " Now no one's going on a trip we're gonna buy some more rooms by that one"}, {"start": 19099.44, "end": 19108.199999999997, "text": " You said 20 minutes?"}, {"start": 19108.199999999997, "end": 19112.079999999998, "text": " Well, we got like another 15 minutes."}, {"start": 19112.079999999998, "end": 19118.12, "text": " 10 to 15 minutes."}, {"start": 19118.12, "end": 19136.12, "text": " I'm going to save the last one. That's better. Alright, go lay the cube."}, {"start": 19136.12, "end": 19152.12, "text": " Um, hey, baby? I want to sink my teeth into something right now!"}, {"start": 19152.12, "end": 19156.12, "text": " That's meteorite!"}, {"start": 19166.12, "end": 19168.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19180.039999999997, "end": 19183.48, "text": " Stick with a love I stick with a voice"}, {"start": 19183.48, "end": 19190.48, "text": " I speak with a loud voice."}, {"start": 19190.48, "end": 19193.48, "text": " I speak with a loud voice."}, {"start": 19193.48, "end": 19195.48, "text": " I speak with a loud voice."}, {"start": 19195.48, "end": 19208.48, "text": " None of these matter because you can't see."}, {"start": 19208.48, "end": 19212.48, "text": " I'll give it more myself."}, {"start": 19212.48, "end": 19214.48, "text": " I already answered this."}, {"start": 19218.48, "end": 19219.48, "text": " Ah, three."}, {"start": 19227.48, "end": 19229.48, "text": " Alright. Play the cube."}, {"start": 19229.48, "end": 19230.48, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 19230.48, "end": 19232.48, "text": " Oh, excuse me."}, {"start": 19233.48, "end": 19236.48, "text": " What is going on with Hello Neighbor in the romance department?"}, {"start": 19242.48, "end": 19243.48, "text": " This is weird."}, {"start": 19243.48, "end": 19244.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19247.48, "end": 19248.48, "text": " I can't hold back my feelings."}, {"start": 19248.48, "end": 19249.48, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 19249.48, "end": 19251.48, "text": " Because he only wants Bella Gough."}, {"start": 19251.48, "end": 19252.48, "text": " I need to..."}, {"start": 19255.48, "end": 19256.48, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 19256.48, "end": 19258.48, "text": " Where should I confess my love?"}, {"start": 19258.48, "end": 19259.48, "text": " You deny so many people."}, {"start": 19259.48, "end": 19260.48, "text": " What if he gets denied?"}, {"start": 19262.48, "end": 19263.48, "text": " Let's do Ferris Wheel again."}, {"start": 19266.48, "end": 19267.48, "text": " How should I confess my feelings?"}, {"start": 19269.48, "end": 19270.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19270.48, "end": 19271.48, "text": " You're gonna do this."}, {"start": 19272.48, "end": 19289.92, "text": " with with a gift no as a surprise as a surprise I wonder if that is should I"}, {"start": 19289.92, "end": 19299.44, "text": " change what I'm wearing first yeah change dude I didn't give you any more"}, {"start": 19299.44, "end": 19311.8, "text": " close you're going with your default outfit oh shit he has no yeah are you"}, {"start": 19311.8, "end": 19321.28, "text": " friend give him a sheep costume I got something new for you let's see what it"}, {"start": 19321.28, "end": 19326.28, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19351.28, "end": 19373.36, "text": " I already had one, didn't I give it to Mario?"}, {"start": 19373.36, "end": 19380.16, "text": " Alright, now let's go do the same thing to Mario, do it to you, and see how it makes"}, {"start": 19380.16, "end": 19381.16, "text": " you feel."}, {"start": 19381.16, "end": 19394.48, "text": " Take a look over there."}, {"start": 19394.48, "end": 19397.0, "text": " I crafted them out of flowers with you in mind."}, {"start": 19397.0, "end": 19402.84, "text": " I love your eyebrows, Bella, so I paid special attention to recreate them."}, {"start": 19402.84, "end": 19407.84, "text": " I really gave this my all, so will you go out with me?"}, {"start": 19407.84, "end": 19417.84, "text": " Hold it right there?"}, {"start": 19417.84, "end": 19420.84, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 19420.84, "end": 19427.84, "text": " He's the one who truly loves Pelikov."}, {"start": 19427.84, "end": 19428.84, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 19428.84, "end": 19429.84, "text": " He just shows up."}, {"start": 19429.84, "end": 19431.84, "text": " Hold it right there."}, {"start": 19431.84, "end": 19432.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19432.84, "end": 19434.84, "text": " Is it a double?"}, {"start": 19434.84, "end": 19447.84, "text": " Well, the one who truly, deeply loves Bellagoth is me."}, {"start": 19447.84, "end": 19450.32, "text": " I confessed my feelings first."}, {"start": 19450.32, "end": 19452.24, "text": " That means I love Bellagoth."}, {"start": 19452.24, "end": 19453.76, "text": " Bellagoth?"}, {"start": 19453.76, "end": 19454.76, "text": " Which of us do you choose?"}, {"start": 19454.76, "end": 19455.76, "text": " She chooses Peter Griffin."}, {"start": 19455.76, "end": 19458.64, "text": " And one of us, once and for all."}, {"start": 19458.64, "end": 19468.84, "text": " That's going to be very odd."}, {"start": 19468.84, "end": 19472.96, "text": " The only thing I have eyes for right now is the scenery."}, {"start": 19472.96, "end": 19473.96, "text": " Everybody denied."}, {"start": 19473.96, "end": 19474.96, "text": " Okay, look."}, {"start": 19474.96, "end": 19482.88, "text": " My answers to all of you is no."}, {"start": 19482.88, "end": 19487.76, "text": " The triple deny."}, {"start": 19487.760000000002, "end": 19489.760000000002, "text": " the fucking collateral deny."}, {"start": 19501.68, "end": 19503.68, "text": " Bella likes Ms. Pac-Man."}, {"start": 19505.52, "end": 19507.52, "text": " Actually, you're right. Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 19512.320000000003, "end": 19514.320000000003, "text": " She does, doesn't she?"}, {"start": 19517.760000000002, "end": 19526.640000000003, "text": " I know that girl that's exhausting isn't it I did remember to tidy my room before I left"}, {"start": 19526.640000000003, "end": 19537.4, "text": " yeah she no no now she wants to know this okay now she's going for all right all right"}, {"start": 19537.4, "end": 19549.88, "text": " plans for us okay what should I do go yes do it share my feelings just like go"}, {"start": 19549.88, "end": 19552.84, "text": " and learn it all out"}, {"start": 19554.08, "end": 19560.760000000002, "text": " well okay I mean miss Pac-Man and I friends first each other but it'll"}, {"start": 19560.760000000002, "end": 19565.920000000002, "text": " Probably be fine. Where should I confess my love on for it? No"}, {"start": 19566.600000000002, "end": 19569.100000000002, "text": " Do it at the Ferris wheel"}, {"start": 19572.4, "end": 19579.52, "text": " Put her in the sheep outfit put her in the sheep outfit. Okay. All right, you're gonna do this as you can do it cutely"}, {"start": 19580.4, "end": 19582.4, "text": " Should I change what I'm wearing first?"}, {"start": 19583.960000000003, "end": 19585.960000000003, "text": " Okay, yeah, yes, you should you should change"}, {"start": 19586.960000000003, "end": 19588.960000000003, "text": " Let's see what it is"}, {"start": 19590.760000000002, "end": 19595.760000000002, "text": " You think I'm gonna put the sheep up for Don? What are you out of your mind?"}, {"start": 19606.760000000002, "end": 19609.760000000002, "text": " Thanks. How am I looking?"}, {"start": 19612.760000000002, "end": 19614.760000000002, "text": " This might be worse."}, {"start": 19614.760000000002, "end": 19615.760000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 19615.760000000002, "end": 19617.760000000002, "text": " Let's see what it is."}, {"start": 19620.760000000002, "end": 19626.760000000002, "text": " Hold on. This is cute."}, {"start": 19626.760000000002, "end": 19636.760000000002, "text": " Thanks. How am I looking?"}, {"start": 19636.760000000002, "end": 19646.760000000002, "text": " That's sheep. But I feel like this... Okay. I feel like this sheep gives you negative aura."}, {"start": 19646.760000000002, "end": 19650.36, "text": " And it takes a- she's just gonna get denied. It's negative aura."}, {"start": 19657.88, "end": 19661.320000000003, "text": " I- I- we need more than two relationships on this island, go for it."}, {"start": 19661.320000000003, "end": 19666.52, "text": " All right. It's time to psych myself up and say how I really feel."}, {"start": 19676.760000000002, "end": 19695.04, "text": " Okay, she just got off the ferris wheel and then she got back on it."}, {"start": 19695.04, "end": 19699.36, "text": " I hope hello neighbor shows up and Mario show up in there."}, {"start": 19699.36, "end": 19706.36, "text": " She about this."}, {"start": 19706.36, "end": 19713.36, "text": " Hold it right there."}, {"start": 19713.36, "end": 19717.36, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19717.36, "end": 19720.36, "text": " This is me."}, {"start": 19720.36, "end": 19723.36, "text": " Do I truly look like this man?"}, {"start": 19723.36, "end": 19725.36, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 19725.36, "end": 19727.36, "text": " Hold it right there."}, {"start": 19727.36, "end": 19729.36, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 19729.36, "end": 19730.36, "text": " Is it hello?"}, {"start": 19730.36, "end": 19732.36, "text": " It's Ben Franklin!"}, {"start": 19737.36, "end": 19741.36, "text": " Well, the one who truly, deeply loves Ms. Patman is me."}, {"start": 19742.36, "end": 19744.36, "text": " I confessed my feelings first."}, {"start": 19744.36, "end": 19745.36, "text": " Did we even know that?"}, {"start": 19745.36, "end": 19747.36, "text": " That means I love Ms. Patman the most."}, {"start": 19747.36, "end": 19750.36, "text": " Ms. Patman? Which of us do you choose?"}, {"start": 19750.36, "end": 19753.36, "text": " Pick one of us, once and for all."}, {"start": 19760.36, "end": 19779.84, "text": " I have another triple tonight."}, {"start": 19779.84, "end": 19789.760000000002, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 19789.760000000002, "end": 19791.760000000002, "text": " Deject Island"}, {"start": 19791.760000000002, "end": 19793.760000000002, "text": " All right, we gotta become friends"}, {"start": 19796.36, "end": 19800.300000000003, "text": " They have to be friends first all right when no more quadruple denies"}, {"start": 19804.52, "end": 19806.52, "text": " But"}, {"start": 19807.960000000003, "end": 19811.120000000003, "text": " The music ex-guy you want to be friends with the music ex-guy"}, {"start": 19811.12, "end": 19824.039999999997, "text": " She wants she wants to go for it again man. Turn me down, but I'm not getting up. Oh my god"}, {"start": 19824.039999999997, "end": 19827.76, "text": " I'm going to try again, but this time I'll put deodorant on first"}, {"start": 19831.68, "end": 19836.48, "text": " I'll use my life savings to buy a gift that'll show my devotion"}, {"start": 19836.48, "end": 19847.1, "text": " this whole island everybody stinks nobody bathes they all hate fight smell and"}, {"start": 19847.1, "end": 19850.7, "text": " stink and fuck island"}, {"start": 19858.62, "end": 19865.1, "text": " this represents all of my love oh I hope you enjoy it it's a cr\u00e8me br\u00fbl\u00e9e or"}, {"start": 19865.100000000002, "end": 19866.100000000002, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 19886.100000000002, "end": 19890.100000000002, "text": " Oh no, I double-denied after the quadruple-denied."}, {"start": 19891.100000000002, "end": 19893.100000000002, "text": " Oh, that's a nightmare."}, {"start": 19895.100000000002, "end": 19901.100000000002, "text": " I think I can move on now. Thank you, Big J."}, {"start": 19902.100000000002, "end": 19905.100000000002, "text": " Just wasn't meant to be."}, {"start": 19911.100000000002, "end": 19917.100000000002, "text": " Hup. Hup. People actually do this for fun."}, {"start": 19917.100000000002, "end": 19924.100000000002, "text": " Mr. Peterson confessed his feelings for me, but I don't think we'd be that compatible,"}, {"start": 19924.100000000002, "end": 19926.100000000002, "text": " so I had to turn him down."}, {"start": 19926.100000000002, "end": 19928.100000000002, "text": " Okay, well that's fair."}, {"start": 19928.100000000002, "end": 19932.100000000002, "text": " Have some broccoli, you need that fucking..."}, {"start": 19932.100000000002, "end": 19934.100000000002, "text": " Good for your brain."}, {"start": 19934.100000000002, "end": 19948.180000000004, "text": " All right, well, that was fun."}, {"start": 19948.180000000004, "end": 19954.02, "text": " A lot of sad people here now."}, {"start": 19954.02, "end": 19965.02, "text": " At least, her and Bugleberry are in love, that's good."}, {"start": 19965.02, "end": 19979.02, "text": " I want to be friends with Jeremy, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo,"}, {"start": 19979.02, "end": 19981.02, "text": " What do you have in mind?"}, {"start": 19993.02, "end": 19996.02, "text": " Uh, Space Channel 5 sequel."}, {"start": 19998.02, "end": 20003.02, "text": " Ahonda, Ahonda Toyota. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good."}, {"start": 20039.02, "end": 20044.02, "text": " No Fits."}, {"start": 20044.02, "end": 20049.02, "text": " Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota."}, {"start": 20049.02, "end": 20050.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20050.02, "end": 20051.02, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 20051.02, "end": 20060.02, "text": " I'll go talk to him about a Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota, Choo Choo, Choo."}, {"start": 20060.02, "end": 20063.02, "text": " That could have been from the game."}, {"start": 20063.02, "end": 20070.02, "text": " Was that dinner plate space channel 5? You're showing yourself in the chat."}, {"start": 20070.02, "end": 20079.02, "text": " Do you feel like talking about a Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota?"}, {"start": 20079.02, "end": 20088.02, "text": " Sure, but let me ask you this. Let's say you're off for a march on a Honda, Toyota, Toyota, or small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota."}, {"start": 20088.02, "end": 20090.02, "text": " Which do you choose?"}, {"start": 20090.02, "end": 20097.02, "text": " You know, a teeny tiny Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota just feels right to me."}, {"start": 20097.02, "end": 20098.02, "text": " Choo choo."}, {"start": 20098.02, "end": 20099.02, "text": " Choo."}, {"start": 20099.02, "end": 20100.02, "text": " Trick question."}, {"start": 20100.02, "end": 20102.02, "text": " Yeah, I like you."}, {"start": 20102.02, "end": 20105.02, "text": " You gotta choose to small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota."}, {"start": 20105.02, "end": 20106.02, "text": " Every day of the week."}, {"start": 20106.02, "end": 20108.02, "text": " Nobody goes to Dreamcast bro."}, {"start": 20108.02, "end": 20110.02, "text": " There are so many in this community."}, {"start": 20110.02, "end": 20111.02, "text": " She's been other games."}, {"start": 20111.02, "end": 20114.02, "text": " Small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota."}, {"start": 20114.02, "end": 20116.02, "text": " Especially when you think about a big one."}, {"start": 20116.02, "end": 20120.82, "text": " She had a VR game five years ago."}, {"start": 20120.82, "end": 20135.34, "text": " She has two or three games, mainline games, right?"}, {"start": 20135.34, "end": 20139.100000000002, "text": " Space Channel 5, Space Channel 5 Part 2."}, {"start": 20139.100000000002, "end": 20145.86, "text": " How many Space Channel 5 games are there?"}, {"start": 20145.86, "end": 20152.86, "text": " The Dreamcast sucks, laugh at my ass off, I know."}, {"start": 20152.86, "end": 20165.86, "text": " Space Channel 5 games."}, {"start": 20165.86, "end": 20168.86, "text": " I wonder if they are actually ever going to make anything do with this."}, {"start": 20168.86, "end": 20171.86, "text": " Okay, there is."}, {"start": 20171.86, "end": 20180.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, there's at least two that were on the Dreamcast, SpatioN5 Part 2, SpatioN5 VR,"}, {"start": 20180.940000000002, "end": 20185.02, "text": " kind of funky news flash."}, {"start": 20185.02, "end": 20192.420000000002, "text": " And then she was in a couple of other games too, right?"}, {"start": 20192.420000000002, "end": 20195.46, "text": " One on Game Boy Advance."}, {"start": 20195.46, "end": 20197.22, "text": " I'm going to get the one for VR."}, {"start": 20197.22, "end": 20200.58, "text": " It was fun, I played it, but I streamed it, it was fun."}, {"start": 20200.58, "end": 20204.300000000003, "text": " Alright, um, you can just call me Jeremy, that's fine."}, {"start": 20204.300000000003, "end": 20207.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, I just... ooh-la-la."}, {"start": 20207.300000000003, "end": 20210.58, "text": " I'm gonna have to have crazy nicknames for everybody."}, {"start": 20210.58, "end": 20213.58, "text": " Turns out Jeremy prefers a small Honda."}, {"start": 20213.58, "end": 20216.58, "text": " Honda, Toyota, Toyota as much as me."}, {"start": 20216.58, "end": 20217.58, "text": " Choo-choo."}, {"start": 20217.58, "end": 20218.58, "text": " Choo."}, {"start": 20218.58, "end": 20220.58, "text": " The Lord sure is fun to talk to."}, {"start": 20225.58, "end": 20227.58, "text": " Whoa, meeting news."}, {"start": 20227.58, "end": 20228.58, "text": " Breaking news."}, {"start": 20228.58, "end": 20253.54, "text": " news. Well that is what the kids are talking about on this island right? Like oh what are"}, {"start": 20253.54, "end": 20258.02, "text": " the kids talking about? What's trending with the teens? That is currently trending with"}, {"start": 20258.02, "end": 20264.100000000002, "text": " teens here that's trendy because there's only two of them and that's one of the things one of them said"}, {"start": 20264.100000000002, "end": 20277.06, "text": " oh no Ben Franklin sorry I just want some time alone right now"}, {"start": 20277.06, "end": 20306.06, "text": " Oh, we gotta get, we gotta change his clothes."}, {"start": 20306.06, "end": 20316.9, "text": " No, I keep seeing people say this is one of the Beatles."}, {"start": 20316.9, "end": 20318.9, "text": " This is Teen Stooge."}, {"start": 20336.06, "end": 20338.06, "text": " A chocolate chip cookie?"}, {"start": 20338.06, "end": 20340.06, "text": " A chocolate chip cookie?"}, {"start": 20350.06, "end": 20355.06, "text": " I really was thinking about how deeply we should talk about a chocolate chip cookie."}, {"start": 20358.06, "end": 20360.06, "text": " Is she alright? I thought she was laying down."}, {"start": 20366.06, "end": 20378.300000000003, "text": " I'm probably good at hiding it, but to be honest, I'm depressed."}, {"start": 20378.300000000003, "end": 20380.7, "text": " Velanthoth shot me down."}, {"start": 20380.7, "end": 20381.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20381.7, "end": 20386.06, "text": " Yeah, well, here's what it takes to take em."}, {"start": 20386.06, "end": 20387.06, "text": " Have a..."}, {"start": 20387.06, "end": 20388.06, "text": " You like..."}, {"start": 20388.06, "end": 20389.06, "text": " You love popcorn, so have a..."}, {"start": 20389.06, "end": 20390.06, "text": " Have a..."}, {"start": 20390.06, "end": 20391.06, "text": " Pssst..."}, {"start": 20391.06, "end": 20392.06, "text": " Pack of cigarettes."}, {"start": 20392.06, "end": 20393.06, "text": " Si?"}, {"start": 20393.06, "end": 20400.06, "text": " Okay, I'm not going."}, {"start": 20400.06, "end": 20407.06, "text": " Alright, I'll leave you alone."}, {"start": 20407.06, "end": 20414.06, "text": " Alright, clear the cube."}, {"start": 20414.06, "end": 20421.06, "text": " All right, clear the queue."}, {"start": 20444.06, "end": 20455.06, "text": " Okay, they're having fun."}, {"start": 20455.06, "end": 20461.06, "text": " Q is clear."}, {"start": 20461.06, "end": 20467.06, "text": " Alright, teens, dudes, I want to do one more thing."}, {"start": 20467.06, "end": 20470.06, "text": " No, actually, this is fine."}, {"start": 20470.06, "end": 20472.06, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 20472.06, "end": 20472.86, "text": " Where's Peter?"}, {"start": 20473.66, "end": 20474.16, "text": " Peter."}, {"start": 20475.16, "end": 20476.66, "text": " I want you to meet Toad."}, {"start": 20478.260000000002, "end": 20481.260000000002, "text": " No, but you would love to meet Chester Cheetah. You guys are gonna be best friends."}, {"start": 20481.86, "end": 20484.86, "text": " Holy crap, Lewis. We've never met. Have we?"}, {"start": 20485.16, "end": 20486.260000000002, "text": " I go by P-Taw?"}, {"start": 20486.760000000002, "end": 20487.260000000002, "text": " You..."}, {"start": 20487.66, "end": 20489.460000000003, "text": " Great to meet ya, bud."}, {"start": 20489.960000000003, "end": 20491.66, "text": " I'm Chester Cheetah."}, {"start": 20496.56, "end": 20499.460000000003, "text": " And that's the twinge of that subtle cat, Ranchie."}, {"start": 20499.46, "end": 20506.059999999998, "text": " Maybe not, you're leaving charcoal with a grumpy."}, {"start": 20506.059999999998, "end": 20508.54, "text": " Lady D and Bella need to meet up there, I know."}, {"start": 20508.54, "end": 20512.42, "text": " Oh, actually, Bella's not happy, right?"}, {"start": 20512.42, "end": 20515.3, "text": " Holy crap, Lois, thanks for that."}, {"start": 20515.3, "end": 20520.34, "text": " I'm a lot closer to Chester Cheetah now."}, {"start": 20520.34, "end": 20521.34, "text": " Add the red crewmate."}, {"start": 20521.34, "end": 20526.82, "text": " I'm not adding the red crewmate, dude."}, {"start": 20526.82, "end": 20528.82, "text": " It does not happen."}, {"start": 20532.32, "end": 20535.32, "text": " Uh, how about you? You should meet Ronald McDonald."}, {"start": 20535.32, "end": 20537.32, "text": " Reflect on Mr. Hath."}, {"start": 20538.32, "end": 20541.32, "text": " We haven't met yet, have we?"}, {"start": 20541.82, "end": 20544.82, "text": " My name is Lady Dimitri Sue."}, {"start": 20545.32, "end": 20547.32, "text": " Hey, Lady Dimitri Sue."}, {"start": 20547.32, "end": 20548.32, "text": " I'm Ronald McDonald."}, {"start": 20548.32, "end": 20550.32, "text": " What name is there?"}, {"start": 20550.32, "end": 20564.96, "text": " She would be a smoker, wouldn't she?"}, {"start": 20564.96, "end": 20572.6, "text": " Oh, she does."}, {"start": 20572.6, "end": 20575.88, "text": " She has the big long cigarette, doesn't she?"}, {"start": 20575.88, "end": 20578.88, "text": " What's going on right?"}, {"start": 20587.88, "end": 20590.88, "text": " Fondous memories of 2026?"}, {"start": 20596.88, "end": 20598.88, "text": " Are you alright?"}, {"start": 20598.88, "end": 20609.52, "text": " Don't worry, I watched a video on this once."}, {"start": 20609.52, "end": 20610.52, "text": " Make a long cigarette?"}, {"start": 20610.52, "end": 20616.48, "text": " But what an elderly character, make giddy and puff me."}, {"start": 20616.48, "end": 20620.16, "text": " That would be incredibly difficult to make, I think."}, {"start": 20620.16, "end": 20622.16, "text": " It's really the armor."}, {"start": 20622.16, "end": 20635.36, "text": " Alright, that's going to be it. I'll see you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 20635.36, "end": 20646.24, "text": " Esther and I are going to play Re-Animal. And then maybe I'll check in here."}, {"start": 20646.24, "end": 20653.24, "text": " I'm okay. Let me give you my plan for this game of the next coming period because this"}, {"start": 20653.24, "end": 20660.16, "text": " could just go forever. My plan with this series in this game, be planted, there needs to be"}, {"start": 20660.16, "end": 20667.72, "text": " at least at least two more children. There's gonna be two more marriages and two more children."}, {"start": 20667.72, "end": 20670.22, "text": " I need to see another couple of children."}, {"start": 20676.06, "end": 20677.66, "text": " So, wherever that goes."}, {"start": 20679.120000000003, "end": 20680.36, "text": " The game is beatable."}, {"start": 20684.82, "end": 20688.36, "text": " Or at least two or three more marriages or relationships"}, {"start": 20689.74, "end": 20693.74, "text": " before I slow down playing it on stream."}, {"start": 20695.14, "end": 20696.440000000002, "text": " We're not quite there yet."}, {"start": 20697.72, "end": 20706.68, "text": " But, with that being said, I'll see you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 20706.68, "end": 20710.4, "text": " I don't know exactly when we're starting, I'll talk to Sturz Knight and see when he"}, {"start": 20710.4, "end": 20715.4, "text": " most of the start. But, hold on."}, {"start": 20731.4, "end": 20734.4, "text": " Oh, they're hanging out? That's fine."}, {"start": 20740.4, "end": 20747.4, "text": " They all go to the Ferris wheel?"}, {"start": 20747.4, "end": 20754.4, "text": " I guess not, okay."}, {"start": 20754.4, "end": 20759.640000000003, "text": " Alright, see you later."}, {"start": 20759.640000000003, "end": 20760.640000000003, "text": " See you tomorrow."}, {"start": 20760.640000000003, "end": 20762.24, "text": " Just keep it on the sus tomorrow night."}, {"start": 20762.24, "end": 20764.24, "text": " Or maybe tomorrow afternoon."}, {"start": 20764.24, "end": 20765.24, "text": " Or tonight."}, {"start": 20765.24, "end": 20772.800000000003, "text": " That'll be probably like afternoon like between 12 and 3 p.m. Pacific."}, {"start": 20772.800000000003, "end": 20774.640000000003, "text": " I'll see you later, goodbye."}]}