and
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Joker.
Here to stream another game, a couple of games probably, goodnight.
What's up, how are you?
Discord is fucked up right now by the way?
Uh oh.
Well, uh, yeah, I'm here for a little bit.
I've got a couple things going on today, tomorrow, I'll give you the low down.
We will get rid of the pre-rolls though, and run the ads for the very beginning, and we'll
get ready. Today, well I can tell you a little bit before we get started here. I'm not really
here yet, yeah.
Daily streamer.
For now, for now.
I may have broke my ad manager because I turned it off yesterday so we might have to manually
do it in a little bit.
Oh, nope, we're good.
It'll start in about a minute.
Okay, so
We're gonna be doing i'm just gonna jump around play some steam games if some things have come up that i want to play
We'll check in on the island
There's a few games that have been neglected
But tomorrow stir and i are gonna play reanimal
So that'll be tomorrow if i'd be a short screen tomorrow, that's all i'll deal tomorrow
So half the long it takes us to get through reanimal
But today we're going to be playing this game called Froggy Hates Snow First.
This is going to be a dowsing road stream.
Look kind of good.
So let's just try it.
Whatever.
Let's just play.
I'll be back in about two or three minutes to start.
See you guys in a few minutes.
We will get started and I'm just going to go for a PRB.
I'm just coming back.
I've got about 20 seconds left, 15 seconds.
Retirement arrow?
Yeah, well I mean I could disappear for 3 months, or I might stream every day.
Did you just don't know what to expect anymore?
Alright, hello.
Welcome back.
Discord died again.
I feel like this has been happening a lot the last week or two, huh?
Resident Evil?
Yeah, I'll check out the DLC.
I might not play it that much, but I'll try to check it out.
This is just to check it out stream, all right?
Let's see, I'm ready, here we go.
This game is called Froggy Hates Notes,
a roguelike frog treasure game,
and it seemed pretty cool.
So let's do it, let's go.
There's no DLC that adds the evil.
I heard it was interesting,
heard it was just kind of a little thing that they added
for free.
All right, I have no idea what I'm doing,
So let's go survival. Exploration and combat primary experience, yes.
Medium.
So you do runs, okay?
Okay, snow plane.
Is this like a vampire survivor?
Survival location, unlock the next one. Reach 100% collision to earn power, okay?
Dude, there's like ten different frogs.
Okay, 30% backside damage, 15% skill card luck, and elemental damage has been reduced.
It's super rod.
Okay, let's just go.
Yeah, items too.
I might actually like this game. This might not be a dowsing rod screen. This might be a froggy
screen. All right, find escape door to leave safely or be prepared to face the boss.
This is your warm and safe home base. Warm up, unload resources, get upgrades.
Alright?
Dude, this is... oh, this is sick.
Alright, so just explore the areas of clear snow.
Find a treasure.
Survive waves and monsters.
Okay, there's treasure over here.
find resources get upgrades and become stronger dig deeper for greater treasures and don't
die well it looks like on the minimap it was right here right?
do I have an exhaustion meter?
can I just do this forever?
low heat level what the fuck do I have to go back?
you do have to go back all right so the heat in the lower level is going to be the lowest
in the lower left is as needs to be you on your iPad this game is on steam man
but check it out
all right so in this quadrant there's three treasures treasure did I get it how
I pick it up I actually have to stand over it
Is there a sprint?
Okay, so now how much does it cost?
Alright, it's 30.
Okay, I can do gathering.
Proves of vital such as movement speed.
Oh yeah, we're doing that.
Now I can grab five.
Enemy wave incoming.
I'll bring him on.
Am I safe in the bubble?
Okay, auto attack or manual attack?
Stop moving and start auto attacking.
Press right trigger to lock onto target.
Should I...
Should I do auto?
Auto attack?
Or more aiming?
I feel like if it's a vampire, survivor's kind of game, I'd want to do it on its own.
Okay, I probably switch it. Let's try it. The right trigger is attack
All right, that's that feels pretty that feels pretty buttery
Can I pick this up I
Guess I okay, I cannot pick up while there's a fight going on
Alright, new skill.
Shows the distance to the nearest unexplored resource, digs snow much easier at that one
for sure.
Increases the speed of movement?
This one.
Map shows resources by sector and zones of interest.
Upgrading the map reveals more detail.
Okay, so yeah, I had it right.
It kind of looks like you.
He's incredibly handsome.
Alright, Heating Power.
What should I do with my health?
Tongue Attack.
Okay, I'm going to Tongue Attack 1.
Maybe running.
Alright, running's next.
All right, there's two more, there's another one in here.
Too far.
Give me.
I just got this game from my Steam Deck.
I saw it, it was just on the trending page on Steam and I was like, this looks fucking
good.
steam up her decker that's classic can you complain about my UPS guy he has my steam
controller dude I have I saw the steam controller I have the original steam controller the shitty
one yes I'm gonna call it that because I loved it for the first three hours I used it and
And then I hated it for the rest.
That is actually in pretty good condition.
I'm not going to lie.
It's in pristine condition in the original box.
The new ones, yeah, it does look a lot better.
The new one looks actually really good.
But that's what I said about the, okay.
I am a controller elitist, all right.
I want a controller that's good, that feels comfortable in your hands, that has multiple
avenues.
The Switch 2 Pro controller is damn good. It's pretty close.
The trigger buttons, the ones with the grip buttons on the Switch 2 controller are actually pretty damn good.
PS5 controller, those PlayStation controllers, there's one complaint I have with them really.
I like how quiet they are. I'm using an Xbox controller right now.
I don't like how noisy they are. I like the layout of the Xbox, but I don't like how noisy everything is.
when I press like right bumper for instance that you hear the like I want
a soft not loud mechanical keyboard type controller you know what I mean I don't
want the clicks I don't want a blue switch in my controller I don't mind the
layout of that because the the PS5 layout I don't love the analogs because you can
kind of bump you if you need to use left and right analog and have to go you can
bump your thumbs together in a way. Switch 2 I think has got a perfect pro controller.
I think it's great. You just can't use it for anything else right now. Did they actually
roll that update out? Or you could use it on Steam? But I like the PS5 controller better
than the xbox controller by far. I'm million times over. Oh should you actually like to
stay in the zone here.
Give me that DNA.
I want this one.
Wait, what is this?
I get a little wagon?
Okay, that's cute. Come on.
If I fail the, I gotta fail the wagon with gold.
There's still one more over here.
Where's the last treasure?
Come on dude, what is going on here?
There it is.
This thing can hold a shitload.
Alright, this too in the squadron, right here.
Oh shit, okay, I gotta go back.
Alright, I think it's running. I want more speed.
Running twice.
Aww.
Dig speed.
Capacity in the backpack.
That's so much better.
Whoa.
That's a crazy way.
There's more than one resource.
Yellow, red and green gems for upgrades during a run.
Blue Gems is meta-progression.
I guess you get that you want speed in loading up the cart.
That's a big deal.
I'm taking Edible today.
I had a banana.
That was Edible.
All right, a glass of milk.
technically edible power and then tongue power is there a tongue speed I want tongue power
and tongue speed.
Yeah, I gotta get that red gem.
Watch this.
Hurry.
Seven seconds.
Two seconds.
Go on.
Get all of it.
Okay.
Shit.
Don't touch my fucking gems.
Okay.
I'll touch my fucking gems.
Is this a bit rate game by the way?
I feel like it's a bit rate game.
Can you guys even see what's going on?
Oh fuck, that was a bomb.
It looks fine.
Really?
Wow.
Ah, give me that shit.
Looks buttery.
Really?
All right.
Which one?
They're all good.
I want to discover more resources.
Let's go.
Come on.
So what else can I, oh, okay, it's now it's starting to cost more than that, all right.
More cart.
Let's get it to a hundred.
Can I, is there a heal?
Steam controller.
The new one looks kind of good, but it kind of looks bulky.
It looks like a, it looks like a, like a iPad, and things big.
It's bigger.
It looks like it's bigger than an Xbox controller.
Find the escape door to leave safely with your treasures or be prepared to face the
boss.
All right.
So you have to leave by the 10th wave.
All right.
Well, that's fine.
You can reserve it now.
Just heads up.
I'm gonna wait until people use it for a little while.
Cause I did the same thing last time with the steam controller.
I got it immediately and I pretended that I liked it
in front of people.
Dude, you got the steam controller?
Holy shit, that's awesome.
Yeah, I, it's cool, man.
I spent about 16 hours trying to set up a world of Warcraft
the config file for it over four days and I mean it like kind of worked it sucked
and it was unplayable and unbearable but I could move the camera around with my
thumb dude yeah it was awesome and then I don't I don't think I've ever used it
since don't use it on a while that's why I bought it I bought it because of
World of War, I wanted to play WoW with a controller and that's before there was a mod or an add-on for WoW for a native controller use.
Times were fucking tough if you wanted to play WoW with a controller in your hand.
More health. That's like a huge amount of health.
Gathering speed.
How dare you?
Well, I mean, that's actually the only reason why I bought it.
I saw the two track pads with the thumbs and I was like, that's camera.
That's mouse.
That's, I can use a mouse.
And it kind of worked a little bit, but it was such a pain in the ass.
It was not as fun or as engaging or intuitive.
I could have dealt with it, but I was gonna get fucking killed by cobalt's dude. It was a bit is not good
But I got the whole entire map
Should I just keep going out?
Is there more to see or should I find the exit?
There's more treasure out here, it wasn't even on the map.
I have to combat.
Alright, I got full health kit.
All right, Kurt Chance, deal, I get a dynamite skill.
I'll take dynamite. How do I use it? All right, B is dynamite. Active skills are a
core part of your survival. They shape how you fight and how you explore the world. Don't ignore
them use them often so I should throw it right now I'll call to my I got playing
a heat I'm good
what's that I need a key should I blow it up oh fuck hold on
I'm one of my most happy things knowing is that roguelikes became a really popular genre.
I was so happy about that.
They kind of weren't.
It really was Dark Souls that just made people go, oh, it's interesting, isn't it?
That was really like the, I think one of the big, hey, if you die and you kind of lose
everything, isn't that kind of scary and interesting?
It's like, it's a different way to throw this.
Okay, that didn't, I don't know what I just did, but that didn't do anything.
Oh, I got a key.
Oh my God, blue gems.
I gotta bring this back.
The UFO files are out.
Okay, are aliens real?
Are they aliens?
Is it real?
The UFO files are out.
Are they real?
Okay, it just keeps going.
I need uh yeah digging capacity
Okay keep on
Aliens are real but they're rare
I
Okay, is
When is there going to be footage of an alien being like,
Hello earthlings it is I!
Alien 2-4-2-2-2-4-1-1-1, right?
Well I didn't say right in the video, this is the person doing an impression.
What, like, what, just do it?
Oh, a new camp.
Oh, we just hit the mother load.
I'll get excited about aliens when there's a little green guy that does a fucking press
conference that's a healer okay killed I gotta get the healer what if he's not
only he's green what if he's not green I'm just saying until we get you know
like NBC cuts from like the 400th rerun of friends to we interrupt friends for an incredibly
important podcast or whatever then I will be like alright guys this is getting real
Hit it.
Give me that key.
Alright, that was a pretty tough one.
That one.
Speaking of that, I gotta go.
Uh, I gotta get out of here.
yourself green and just do an impression. No, there's been that joke has happened already.
People have made that joke. It's already happened. People have made the like, alien
speaks to humans and talks about the current culture stuff. Right? Like, that's happened
a million times already. And by the way, I can't believe that the big rib is back. Right?
People have done that already. That's not going to be groundbreaking for me. Already?
the hell? You humans are so obsessed with this McRib! Right, that would do numbers on
TikTok and it probably already did.
I need a better detector to show where there's more... um, hello?
Give me more.
I can find the exit, or should I fight the boss?
Holy shit, get all of that.
You're responsible for taking an alien to get their first meal on Earth, what would you give them?
We already, we did this already, we did this like four years ago.
The answer is I don't know because I don't know what would be seen as a threat.
There's a whole 20 to 30 minute alien podcast about this.
Okay, that's, I can make a lot of home on the second here.
Attack. Max roll distance.
Ooh, accuracy and more to look at.
More heat tolerance and more digging capacity.
All right, so what did I learn? Ooh, good, good, good, good.
Is red somewhere here?
Where is it?
Yeah.
Alright, that's it.
Oh, I got a key, right?
Dude, the blue ones give so much experience.
Show us the distance to the nearest unexplored resource.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I saw I could activate that.
No, not yet.
Can you sum up this in one word or less the last seven streams that you missed?
Pog.
There's a pretty Pog champion screens in there.
Oh fuck. Oops.
I guess it can be used offensively.
Alright, there's a lot of enemies, huh?
Frankie Pog. Well, is that two words? I guess it's technically one.
I'm going to die.
Oh my god, there's more.
Okay, I actually have to concentrate.
Okay, it's getting kind of scary now.
Uh, more digging power? Yes.
Oh!
Key.
Does it just stay on?
My discord didn't go up. I think discord's having issues.
From what I've heard.
There's a big wall in the way.
Alright, run.
I should think it's faster just to go through here.
Yes it is.
How much money do I got?
Okay, locator I want.
Show me more resources.
Okay, there's another place to camp over here.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
Cool.
I need health.
Alright, find, open the treasure chest.
There's apparently a treasure chest that I have not found.
Did you just play last train out of Worm Town with the four horsemen?
We're going to be doing Warcraft 3, I think.
I'm going to get that ready.
I'm so excited for that, by the way, this is going to be so much fun.
I hope it's not just rose-colored glasses, and it's actually awesome.
Especially if we can do the actual classic Warcraft 3.
Am I full?
Not yet.
Alright, I gotta deposit.
Our alien's interdimensional beams. Well, we don't know what a dimension is.
We don't know what that is.
We just go where there's different could be a different dimension two
dynamites give me the heat yeah give me this I made this half joke joke of
streamer two ago like big bang all right we are universe was started by the big
Bang, well, probably.
What was that?
It was an explosion of gas, and energy,
and explosions, and matter, and gas.
And a big, gaseous explosion.
Where did the gas come from?
There was an explosion.
Well, what is matter?
Where did matter come from?
There was an explosion, you understand,
and it was a huge one.
We kind of don't really, that's the one thing that really just annoys me about where we
are as a human race.
Because there is a period where we just don't know.
That's the weird thing, man, is like what the fuck even is matter?
What?
Why?
Why is there matter?
Why is there just like, why does things exist?
What is existence?
That's the crazy thing.
What's the matter with you?
You see the three Stooges were way ahead of their time.
They were asking scientific questions.
They weren't saying, hey idiot, I'm gonna slap you.
They were saying, what's the story about the universe?
And then they would slap each other.
Where do we all come from?
Oh, ow!
I don't know, Moe!
Oh, Moe!
No.
Don't die.
I just dodged into that like a freaking stupid man.
I need heal.
Stooges were the most underrated philosophers.
That's just always hung me up forever.
Ever since I was kind of a kid, I was the annoying like, well, why?
It doesn't matter what it was.
It was just like, okay, when we get to like, we get to zero.
How do we get from zero to one?
It's a question I've always asked.
How do we get from zero to one?
When did one go from zero to one?
Quantum fluctuations. Dude, one- but who made the fluctuator? And then who made- okay,
let's just- I know this is like a jokey conversation, we're just fucking around, but listen. If
it turns out that the whole universe was created by aliens from outer space! Okay, whatever,
like- I don't care what you have to say. I don't know what that noise was, but you know
I mean, where did the aliens come from?
Well, we're being of galactic proportions,
and we've been around for 25 million years.
So you made Earth.
Yes, it was a science experiment.
We would want to see what would happen
when we unleashed Twitter upon the world, eventually,
in the year 2013.
We were very curious about it.
But regardless of how you feel about that,
Well, where did you guys come from?
Well, we came out of a giant egg.
A giant egg?
Yes.
Sure, no.
The egg is 50 million meters tall,
and we all hatched out of it at the same time.
Our entire race hatched out of an egg at the same time.
Who fertilized the egg?
Well, that would be the god.
Gronko.
Wow.
Okay, where did Gronko come from?
Well, he was a multi-dimensional traveling being
from 600 million years ago.
What does this say?
Multiple types of different challenges
completely to extract the treasure.
Oh, fuck, hold on.
Did I have to dodge this?
Well, where did Gronko just decide to visit?
He visited one day and decided to fertilize
the giant egg that we are all in.
Where did he come from?
Well, you'd have to ask him.
And then I'd go to the fucking Granko Temple and go talk to Granko and he'd be like,
Well, you see, I was created 10 billion years ago by a giant parrot.
And then I would get to go talk to the fucking parrot,
and then I'd have to go talk to the parent's parents,
and then I'd have to go to talk to the parents of the parrot, of that parrot.
And where does it end?
I need a...
Is there any media that kind of explores this?
Where the whole point of the, ah, don't give away the whole TV show that you're coming up
with right now.
There's a whole television show that this day could happen here where it's like 10 seasons
long and every season finale of every season that gets it like the next guy in the line
of like I am yes I created these people and it's it's 10 seasons long and you finally
get to the end. Where's my, would I leave my, oh there it is. That's kind of the hitchhiker's
guy to the galaxy. That's true. That kind of happened in Star Trek. Yeah, but I'm not
talking about like one episode. I'm talking about like over 200 episodes. We're talking
about like three or four thousand episodes of an anime.
Okay, hold on, don't die.
Hold on, this is important.
How we went from zero to one earlier is making me wonder if you got robots in binary on the
mine when you uttered binary such as zero, one, one.
Dude.
That's kind of crazy.
How did we go from 0 to 1?
And 0 to 1, that's binary.
You actually might be on something here.
Did we just crack the code?
Do you just cracked it?
I think you may have just cracked the code.
Oh shit, he figured it out.
I'm sure that A5, he figured it out!
Quick, distract him!
Play Kiss from a Rose over the loudspeaker of every business he's gone to in the last two months, I'm not kidding, by the way.
Have Kiss from a Rose play over every business's loudspeaker!
This has never happened before, it's only started happening in the last three months.
every store he's been in it's almost like somebody knows he's in there and
is playing it on purpose do that
grocery store target wall bar I'm gonna die
I don't know why it's happening that is actually happening though I will focus
on this person
No, I thought I was out of this circle thingy. Fuck. Okay, well, I'm gonna play this again.
Oh, I lose 25% of my blue gems if you die.
What do I do with the blue gems?
Ooh.
Hey, bad bananas aren't happening for some reason.
I saw posts and people have the same thing happening too.
Really?
That seems kind of fucked up.
Okay, I need 121 lock this.
Do I have to find it? Oh, wait.
I can get a flashbang?
Stun's enemies in an area.
Typically increases heat level and snow digging speed, cool.
I guess I can get rid of skills, that's interesting.
I keep it for now.
Oh, fuck. Why did I spend all my gems? I could have unlocked that at the non-tutorial level.
Oh, God. Come on, man.
Well, I didn't beat the tutorial level. I get it.
Okay, what were we just... Wait, somebody said, here's a video. What is this?
What is this?
Holly's linking a video.
Let me see what this is.
This is a Lego Batman official launch trailer.
Why are you linking me to the launch trailer for Lego Batman?
What does this have to do with anything?
Hold on. Why did you link this? Hold on. I got to open it on stream.
Don't question it. Okay. Lego Batman, Legacy of the Dark Knight, official trailer, one day
ago. Um, okay, well, my girlfriend's linked this. I guess I'm going to watch it. Let me
turn the volume on and up. Okay, here we go. Uh, this is okay. Here we go.
what the fuck is going on in the world what what why did they do that are you
serious that's awesome this is awesome
If you make yourself more than just a man, then you become something else entirely.
That's crazy. I know there was a Batman song but from like 30 years ago?
Oh, shit.
Do you mind if I borrow these?
Wait, I see it.
All this stuff is yours anyway.
Dude, there's co-op too.
Oh
That's awesome, but there's always someone there by your side
Yeah
I will take everything from you
To have a cold heart like mine!
Everybody's in this game, this is crazy!
You ready to go?
Yo, what? Are you serious?
Holy shit, this is- it looks like that looks kinda crazy.
Holy shit, guys. Okay, well, I didn't expect that we're gonna be that cold.
When does it come on?
Oh my God, that's awesome.
Whoa!
I don't even like Legos and I'm ready to play with Legos.
Wait, that's... I'm full of shit.
I'm just lying to you.
Holly and I made a sunflower Lego set to sit in a thing to kind of be like a permanent kind of table weight.
wait
that's pretty cool
it was fun it was cool dude all right i gotta get my head in the game but okay
that's crazy first of all um cool yeah i but if that song is following me
everywhere now that i brought it up everything led up to you playing lego batman
What's up with that?
Everything led up to that moment.
I'm not gonna lie this game is pretty cool. I like this game
There you go
There's gonna be a whole new generation of people that are gonna be able to be like what song was that and then go listen to it
And then their eyes are gonna the pupils are gonna get dilate massively
They're gonna get gigantic pupils when that song hits and they're gonna go, holy shit,
this is like the best song ever.
We're gonna a whole new generation.
Maybe I should turn on the auto-attacking thing, or is that, um, can I check prove that I'm
a video game player?
I feel like that would have hit if it was auto.
I thrifted the seal album because of you.
That sounds like an amazing thing to have.
You get the entire catalog now.
Alright now I know what's going on here.
I want that.
That thing is amazing.
Shit, my backpack's full.
I need more backpack.
I want the cart.
When do I get the cart?
Is that really your favorite song?
Yeah, it's definitely up there.
I know that I told you guys I was a big girl's fan, but nothing hits like that song.
Rainbow Connection, yeah, but no, that song has a million years worth of...
I've seen people dissect that song.
Music teachers and orchestra people,
and they all say the same thing.
They're just like, I cannot believe
how well put together this song is.
And I just sit there and I agree with them.
I love agreeable content, don't you?
You open up a thing that you like,
and there's somebody that's in a position of authority
or education that is telling you how smart you are
for liking this thing that they're dissecting.
Is it that nodding? Yeah. I think that too.
Oh, you're a scholar of music? I'm not, but I like the thing you're talking about and you're saying how intelligent you have to be to like it.
Man, I like that.
There used to be a grand town where no one would see you can't put a light on the dark side of me
Love can't under out as high as not a few
I can't do this part because it's too good
Oh, there's the cat.
That's something I won't do at karaoke because I'll get up there with like three drinks down
confidence.
I'll be like, okay, man, this is your, this is it.
You've heard this song a million times and you know, like when to come in, when to not
come in, you could floor all these people right now.
And I would just say it would be awful.
And then I would ruin the song for myself.
Let me give you a little bit of an adult tip here.
Don't ever sing a song of karaoke that you genuinely really love, because if you don't
do a good job at it, it fucks that song up in your brain for the rest of your life.
Pick goofy shit.
You know what I mean?
Pick like, I love that and I dance and I sing and I swing and I love Shaq, baby.
Just pick that.
Do that every time.
Don't ever do anything else.
Nobody can mess that song up.
That song is not screw-up-able. Trust me.
Everybody that's ever sang that song that wasn't the original artist had at least 304 beers in their system.
I think that's correct.
This is so thick I can't get through it.
I want to get that though.
Fuck, it is too cold over here.
We're gonna go.
Oh no.
Okay, I need health.
What about Earth Wind Fire?
Hmm.
a tough one because that's I I love that song dude I didn't upgrade my digging at
all and I suck at it but that's a good one you can actually that's a good pick
too and don't get up there and didn't sing some fucking sad ass shit you know
I mean I don't don't get up there and sing like mad world didn't I mean like
No
They're like, oh, I'm a creep no dude. Come on man. It's that's that and a saying and we all want to just have a couple of drinks
You're the type of guy that will sing free.
I am telling you right now in exploring this whole conversation that I would not do that.
Do you think I'm just making this all up?
Pick, like, Walkin' in Memphis.
Walking in Memphis, walking with my feet can't fade off here.
This is 9 over here.
I'm upgrading digging speed immediately.
That's disgusting what's happening to me.
Thank you.
What the hell is this?
Hurry!
Is this a Berry Berry Berry like it kind of?
Oh my god, I played this so badly this time.
I played this like dog shit.
Let's go for those first upgrades first.
Love Shack is not stuck in my head.
Why did you do this?
It was a really, really important public service announcement.
Only do songs of karaoke that you like but don't really care that much about.
be in the shower, squeezing up, squeezing out the fucking shower gel, smirning it, and
all of a sudden out of nowhere, a decade later you'll think of, kiss from a rose, and it'll
make you angry and you'll be like, what the fuck dude?
We're not your therapist? Who said this was therapy?
This is real shit with German 985.
Is that how you feel about I Got a Feeling?
Yes.
Do you know, every time I hear that song, I think of that clip.
I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night and even it was kind of a joke it was me messing around a little bit.
That's what I think of.
That cannot come on the radio or I can't be anywhere and be like oh yeah I already did that.
Put your hands up.
Stand up.
Everybody put your hands up.
Everybody just stand up. Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up.
That's one of my favorite songs. If you think I'm I'm not kidding. That's one of my favorite songs.
You're smarter than God.
I genuinely love everything about that song. It is everything to me.
Oh, Crit. I'm gonna take a break and be back.
Be back in like two, three minutes.
Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up.
Everybody put your hands up. Come on and stand up.
Alright, baby.
As you go, welcome back.
All right, uh, I was gonna keep playing. What was I saying? I was saying something was I talking about
You talk about deadlock
Is deadlock at a point where I can play it or in my is my brain's just too small for
Come on, give me more gems.
I have no key.
That's stupid.
Where's this other one?
Huh?
Wait, is it counting this?
What is it counting here?
Oh, okay.
This way.
I can fill the car way more than this.
Now I need more heat resistance.
What the hell? Get this back!
Get it!
All the discord people are here now.
Well, welcome everyone that was from discord.
All right, where's that heat resistance?
I need more.
All right, damage multiplier, I'm ready.
There's still a treasure chest over here.
Nice key.
Alright, bring that over there.
This looks like one of those mobile games that has an ad that lets you play it and then
brings you to the App Store.
Well that sounds pretty good, I would go to the abster.
No.
Oh, enemy wave coming.
My screen is freezing.
That's kind of cool looking.
oh shit that's bad actually I'm am I dead? I'm in a deep freeze right now
deep freeze deep freeze
Okay, what if I played Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, and 3 back to back without stopping?
And when I went to sleep, I just put on the videos.
inversion. I think you would explode I would I will never do I'll never do
anything like that. I'm not built for it. I'm just not cut out for it.
Ooh, that's a new one.
So that one is uh, heat, resistance, and digging speed?
Let's do it.
Get it quick.
Oh, and it came with a DNA thing.
Give me that.
Should play Okami.
You know, I haven't ever, I don't think I've ever played Truo Combi.
Give me that, thank god I have it.
Too many repeat bosses, it's too long.
There we go, okay good.
It's getting a remastered.
I feel like it didn't get remastered or it got remade already, didn't it?
Or maybe like an HD kind of texture pack or something?
It's getting a sequel.
Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
I think I'm never watching that.
You're thinking of Star Fox 2 for the Wii U.
Is it more shooter focused mode now? Hmm.
Yeah, there's the game awards here.
Bombs incoming.
I'm glad it does that.
Hey dude, I gotta go.
Can you pause the stream?
You know, it would be kind of funny to do that and make everybody wait till you come back.
And I just turn on my webcam and I just sit there and stare at the screen until we confirm that you get back
But I'm not doing that
Like that was a lot uh heating
No, more capacity.
Is it an insane amount of capacity?
Alright, fight.
My damage is terrible right now.
I spend way too much time teching.
Actually, with the credits not bad. It's kind of okay.
Now...
This guy's a tough.
This game is good. This game is right. I really like this. This is really good. It takes that
kind of vampire survivors formula, but it's a game about collecting resources, almost
exclusively too. I like the little cart, it's funny.
I thought they were all dead.
Uh, health.
Now give me this last node. It's kind of like the candle-like.
Yeah, but we all know that most things have taken inspiration from the candle, so...
As I was saying, it's a Mario game.
Mom?
No, I lost it.
Shit.
What's the candle?
You don't, don't go get it.
Where is this campfire apparently?
Thank you.
Now I can actually plow through this.
much better. Alright, I found one of these before, too.
What is it? What is this? Press all the buttons?
Okay.
That was not difficult.
It's just wasting time technically.
That's a lot of blue gems.
I found an artifact.
What is that?
That's a lot of blue gems.
Dump it.
75 blue gems?
See, I'm covered.
Where is it?
Ugh, there it is, okay.
Click.
Who out here eating a whole bag of sour starbursts?
I don't think you should be doing that.
A whole bag?
That's too much. That's too many Starbursts.
That's going to turn to like concrete in your body.
How do you eat Starbursts with crust on it?
person is just writing shit. Come on! I need to find it so I can dump it in there before
the enemies come. We don't give a fuck. You're the brains, yeah, you're annoying.
Damage is starting to fall off.
I don't like it.
Candy Tier List? I think I already did.
Please hold your questions till the end of the performance, please.
Okay. Candy Tier List?
Hmm.
You ate raw hamburger meat jelly beans, well that was on my, am I full of shit or not stream?
Which I, I got all the things that I said I didn't like, and I ate all of them to see
if I actually am full of shit or if I did like them or not.
Alright, it's time to dump this.
Dude, I can...
Okay, decision time.
Uh, damage.
Where's my tongue?
Tongue power, and then, quick chance.
Yeah, I need to do more damage.
Wait, and uh...
Yeah.
I probably should have done max L.
Oops.
I guess I can see the green ones.
What did the green ones do for me again?
Did they do anything interesting?
Can you please play overwatch um no I don't think there's been something that
would happen no there's there are a few things that would happen way way more
than that
Yeah, that's crazy that so here's the weird thing about nostalgia and the weird thing
about time.
Overwatch came out 10 years ago.
For me, 10 years ago always kind of lives in this weird place in my head where that
was, oh yeah, that was like, you know, like PlayStation 2, like N64 and stuff. That kind
of like permanently lives in my brain as like 10 plus years ago. When you realize that once you get
to be like 30, and when you think back 10 years ago, it's like, oh, well, of course it was like
the PlayStation 2 and the PlayStation 3. Thinking that 10 years ago was PlayStation 4,
door, and switch does something to your mind. It messes with you. He thinks he's 30, and
I'm saying when I was 30, when I would think back to when I was 20, there's a whole new
section of 10 year think back on stuff. But it's way more modern than I, than lives in
my head. When I think of a decade ago, my brain doesn't
immediately, it's like, oh yeah, no, dude, PlayStation 4 and the switch. What are you
talking about? Like Mario Odyssey? Like the fuck are you talking about 10 years ago?
Huh?
No, no, that's like, oh, come on, you don't have time, and Link and Zelda.
It's just weird to know that that's not the case.
In my heart, it's still 2005.
If someone is 30 years old, Skyrim has been out for half of their life.
Yeah, that's insane.
I think honestly, what the experience that I'm feeling is video games in their kind of current way that they've been has this very new this is not I think about like the modern 3D.
It's only been about 20 years, 25 years.
Like, there's an entire generation of adults that were, you know, 15.
They're gonna see every, you know, you've seen, I've seen every console come up.
And it was new when it came out.
It's not, I saw the NES and then the N64 and then I died.
No, I've seen Atari NES to the Super Nintendo and then the N64 and then now the PlayStation
2 can't gamecube.
Who do we? Who are we? You? The Switch?
It's weird. It's weird to have seen everything.
And have it be new every time.
Like if I was 70 when like the NES came out,
like, oh, the Nintendo.
This is, look at those graphics.
Why'd you go from N64 to Switch?
I said PlayStation 2.
All I'm saying is it's strange, it's a very particular feeling when you almost lose because
you're not concentrating.
It's weird because people then look at what you're doing and they think that you're stupid
and bad at a game, when it's just merely a concentration problem that your brain is
somewhere else.
That's what I'm really talking about.
Okay, give me this.
But anyways, it's weird to have seen every single iteration of what a video game could
technically be and now I did not grow up with.
I didn't have an Amiga.
I get it.
I had an old Macintosh computer in 1989.
I think it was like an Apple II or something?
I guess that's kind of in the same world.
Okay, I see the exit.
Should I take the exit?
Or should I fight the boss?
The boss is going to kill me in like three hits.
I'm not built for combat right now.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm leaving.
see it's five keys to get out I didn't know that they didn't tell me that there
was five keys oh no okay
this one sitting here open in boxes. I'm dead. Oh my god, there's fucking two keys right here.
Is this the case if they left it the key to their house underneath the rock in front of their door?
What did you say when they released Google Docs?
Um, I didn't really even care.
I didn't.
I mean, it was like, oh, okay.
Oh God, I'm gonna die.
No, I'm not.
Give me that.
Just go back.
Wait, I can get this.
It's PvP Microsoft Word.
What?
Can I?
I can heal.
All right.
I'm ready for the boss, I guess.
If I can get some more, I'm gonna upgrade the tongue.
Let me go up this way.
How do I- did I really not see any more?
I gotta go to the other side.
Yeah.
I didn't explore over here yet.
The jump from SNES to N64 is huge.
Yeah, I think that they should just kind of go back and a lot of, you know, this is not
like some, no one's doing this, a lot of indie devs do this, a lot of even AAA companies
are starting to do it too, but I think that making games that are like 16 bit and putting
them into arcades and having them be exclusive into arcades is actually kind of a cool idea.
And I would hope that that would happen at some point in my lifetime.
That we all get just kind of sick of a junk and it's like, hey, you know what, let's do
arcades over again.
And I'd develop original, you know, 8-bit, 16-bit arcade cabinets and put them into the
fucking arcades again.
Now that's just pipe dream stuff.
I would love to see that
People don't go outside anymore dude. Yeah, well if there was something cool
You know what got me to go outside when I was a kid something fucking cool to do
The cool thing here's the problem you cannot have the competing cool thing be something that's so cool
That it destroys anything else and that's the issue that we have now
We kind of had to, I don't know, like I told you, like my brother used to like throw baseballs
at me when I was like in, don't you like fucking hockey equipment.
That was our TikTok.
You know what I'm saying, we had to make our own random things happening.
There we go.
Do you know how many times I've been like suplexed?
Or suplexed somebody else into like a fucking mattress?
Probably like a thousand times.
Not enough?
What?
They're good, they're good old days.
Now I'm not going to sit here and tell you, oh, before the internet things were so, oh,
everyone was singing and the world was, everything was incredible and my, I didn't need the internet.
That's fucking awesome.
Hey, I've also grown up with the Internet at its infancy all the way through.
So take it from somebody that grew up with this shit.
It's really cool.
It just it just can get a little.
It can get really really just everything can be connected and everything's like you did your fucking washing machine doesn't need to connect to your Wi-Fi
We lost it. I think five to ten years ago
I don't want my TV fucking listening to me. You don't even get the fucking leave me alone.
I actually, and this is why I say this, this is why I said the thing about the, oh, 16-bit
arcades.
I think there's a lot of people that, do you know how many people would agree to search
up a dumb TV?
Goal it is interesting.
Where can I get a dumb TV?
I've typed this into Google before.
I don't want a smart TV.
I want a 4k screen that's dumb. I want a dumb TV that's just a screen with HDMI
ports, MIDI display port, an audio out jack, and a fucking power on or power off
button. Get all this other dog shit out of the television please. I don't want to
have like a home page on my tell just have it power on ever be a black screen
with green text in the top that just says no signal do it stop making these
things be at the people don't be hated I don't want to have to update I don't want
to update my TV my TV shouldn't need an update it should just be fucking
capacitors and color wheel in the back. I don't need it to have an update.
Alright, I'm actually going to fight the boss and I'm going to die.
Snorts a foot-long line of coke give me more options.
Look up digital signage displays.
I gotta pay attention, this is boss coming up.
Oh my goodness, that's a lot of enemies.
But a lot of it stems from convenience, right?
It's so convenient to just have your TV have a home page with everything on it.
And to like listen to you and show you, well, you know, you talked about how your Ashcrack
was itchy yesterday.
So you must need an Ashcrack cream.
You clearly do.
And you know what?
They're probably right.
If you pick up the keyword Ashcrack comma itchy 40 different times over the course of four
days that person probably needs some hydrocortisone cream. But let me decide
that. I want to be the ruler of my own ass-cream destiny, okay? Not some computer.
I wanted to get to a point where it's looking red and I had neglected it for
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Oh shit, it's okay. I uh, it's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright.
It's okay.
I'm gonna go again.
Survive the... shit.
Okay, I have to...
I can upgrade dude okay back side damage and I got scarf in the very beginning let's go
Oh, you know what I mean?
I let let it let me get to a point where it gets infected.
You need to stop streaming?
No.
I will not.
Yeah, this game has a cool mode.
I want to try it.
Check this out.
It almost looks colder.
4K smart TV daughter or TikTok live NPC son?
Do you mean that TikTok NPC son is making the NPC content?
Or the daughter just watches the TV?
I feel like I'm gonna pick the daughter, that's just you just watching the television.
Does she live in my house?
That's my, I'm the one that bought the TV then.
That's my fault, that's my problem.
I guess like this or the other one, the bright white snow or the kind of blue filter.
Which one?
Maybe I should try the flashbang.
Oh god.
Why does it easier to parse?
You think I'm going to parse hidden froggy get cart whatever the name of this is?
What is his name?
This is, I love this game.
Froggy hates, what's it called?
Froggy hates snow.
This is about iPad bedroom gaming.
Let's take a look at them both.
Oh man, actually that...
Now that I see the other one...
See, it's more parsable.
I mean, you're probably right.
I'll play one round on this.
Come on, how have I gotten so unlucky?
Loses here on the eyes.
well that's cool that they put that in
and how did I not find it look at the minimap this almost nowhere I didn't go
it's right here white looks better but it hurts a little bit
Yeah, I actually kind of missed the bright white now.
How am I going to turn it back on?
I'll get used to it.
I'll re-get used to it.
I think the radar is the most important one to get early
I'm going to save for this.
Metagame?
Froggy hates snow?
I mean, this is pretty good.
Is it going to be the new, this would be the new Twitch metaphor?
a few days. Thanks for reading my message about the steam controller. It just got delivered.
I'll let you know how it is. All right, mods keep an eye on that guy. Super paradox. Give
us a give us a whole paragraph. Truly give us a good paragraph explaining everything
You like and don't like
Yeah, make it as long winded as you want I will read the whole thing
Well, I mean to a tourist extent right do it to an extent not don't write
I don't like a fucking five page review, but I'm talking like within one tooth for paragraphs
Make it digestible
you just gave that guy homework or just jump-started a career what if he writes
this and he's like man actually I really liked doing that I should really like to
write about that boom gets into journalism gets into games journalism
what if you shut up okay I'll try that for a minute see if it helps
Now you might be thinking I did that because of your comment, I did it because I need to
concentrate because I have 10-20% health remaining.
But I appreciate the feedback though.
Give us a two paragraph review of the string.
How many reviews can we get today?
It's not going to be good.
Oh, it's all right.
How's the stream been?
It's been okay.
Played a weird Batman ad in the middle.
You're just making me seem so that's not what we did.
Watch out.
There's like a virus over here.
Okay, I gotta get light three torches?
Oh, that really hurt. How do I do this?
That was a shit run anyways. It really was. The RNG was pretty terrible in the beginning.
I didn't even put my other starter- look, that's what happened, dude.
Look at this, I'm not even level 3.
I didn't even have my scarf equipped in the burglar gang.
I love watching streams. I wish I started watching when you started all of this. That
was a very long time ago.
You talking about that? That's like the Super Nintendo of this stream's history.
Then now I just do, now I just do fucking remakes and rehashes.
I'm with the Super Nintendo era of the German 985 channel dude.
Now it's just a whole like remakes and remasters, but the annoying part is the remaster only
puts it in 720p.
It didn't even go to like 4k.
Does he know what year it is?
He just had his stream go to 1080p.
Like what the fuck dude?
No, I'm not kidding.
stream just went to 1080p less than one year ago. Like what the fuck? Doesn't he
isn't he been doing this for a long time?
Does he even know to use a computer? I don't, doesn't get it.
I'll give you a take. Here's my, here's my, here's a new take for the day.
Why can I only stream at 6000 bitrate without causing a problem on Twitch?
You want to talk about like a, it's like what the fuck is going on here?
A 1080p stream?
A 1080p video.
Really to look oh good.
You have to slow your, you have to slow the, and this doesn't even help after a certain
amount of like encoding slowing down your encoder you need like 8 to 10,000 the bitrate
to have 1080p look it's like really good and I think twitch still has 6000 as their cap
I think you can go over it technically but not really I think it view it's technically
not allowed I have no idea they're doing like a new thing where you can stream in like 2k or something
but it's I don't know I just give me a higher bit rate let me just stream at 10k
that's not understand like why can't I just do a 1080p 10k stream I don't want to do a 2k 10
10,000 oh here we go they have a they do it they they I think we got it they responded
Well, I tuned in thinking it was going to be a normal Minecraft stream and this man
spent 45 minutes trying to convince chat that geese are just ducks that went to college.
No gameplay, no context, just a full TED talk about Goose academia with a hand-drawn diagram.
This is, we just making this all up.
I thought that was the dude that, I thought that was one of our reviews we were living for.
He doesn't know who Claude is.
Oh, Claude? I'm thinking the person's name was Claude.
Hey, that guy Claude from earlier. I was like, okay, what, was his name like Claude...
2-5-5 or something? I thought it was, I thought it was like Claude.
Whatever, alright, it was fuckin' AI.
It looks like you're okay.
No, I got hit by the car.
Well, judging by the picture, it looks like you have a little bit of room before that
hits you.
No, no, the car just hit me.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
of
the
death
of
I got to find some deposits now, this is bullshit.
Uniply Tomodachi today?
Maybe. It's highly possible.
I need to beat one of these levels at least once.
There's also this crab game that came out. I want to try it.
So it's kind of another game like this.
I need damage this time, but I'm going to kill the boss with any damage.
Can you please make Granny and Tom it off your life, because she'd match really well
with the neighbor.
Dude, maybe one day I'll just open with Granny.
What is the quintessential Granny game?
Because there's three or four of them.
Which one?
Granny won.
Okay, but if I play Granny won and I have an absolute total crash out, you have to bear
with me, okay?
Give me a little bit of credit, give me some slack.
So I have to beat the game.
I have to complete one run of granny.
I don't think I'm capable of doing that.
I know that when you were in like the fucking seventh grade, you beat that and you showed
your the leaderboard of your friends and stuff in school but I don't I don't think
I'm gonna do that
hey dude this is the steam controller guy all right if you are serious I will do
I just need a couple of days I have a job homie. Oh, um, right. Well, this is low. This is really low priority
This is very low
This is okay, well, it's alright, but I don't want to make you do anything
But what about just again, can you give it a well I guess you have to use it for like a few days
What about what's your first impressions?
And just like a like a two sentences. How does it feel? How does it weigh?
All right, well, where's the guy that doesn't like stream? Is that guy gonna write something?
The dude that said that my stream sucks right where is he's here? Are you here still can we get a review from you? I
Need a review today
Hey, taking time off work to write one, Twitch chat. Hold on. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Personally, I think this room is 7 out of 10. There was a strange focus on getting reviews
for various things, but the Froggy game was excellent, and Jeremy's gameplay was full
of comedy, if not full of skill. Now, the drawback of this room that keeps it from the
10 out of 10 status it could have accomplished was the total lack of Discord chat for the
first hour and a half.
Well, Discord Chat is absolutely neglected by Jerma.
It's a fun place.
Well, that's a way for you to throw out some Discord Chat
propaganda.
It will not be tolerated.
He won't read my review.
He'll read the AI lines.
Well, what was yours?
I don't know.
How do I know how to look at this?
No, I'm not reading guys. We're not turning this into I'm going to read chat reviews because everyone's going to write one now.
That's a good key placement.
Hey, come on.
Alright, flashbang.
No, no, it's always locator.
Locator?
Don't.
This game is a dick thing.
Come on, Phil, I need a full cart before I go back.
Crap.
Oh, crap.
I'm doing such dog shit damage. It's so bad eight damage a hit. What happened to my character?
I was doing like 20 last time
All right, we're doing full cart and then I'm doing the tongue upgrades. I'm going damage only from now on up
There are iFrames.
Oh, what's that?
Dude, that gives you a double.
Wait, actual review for the steam controller.
This is real?
Got mine yesterday.
It's the quality you expect from a Zuck or Tom, okay?
It's the quality you expect from Valve, feels heavy and high quality.
They got their magnet thumb sticks, which are cool, but you don't really feel a difference.
They're nice to have though.
Apparently they stopped stick drift in like 10 years.
Gotta play with it, gotta play with it a punch first, but my verse impressions are good.
So apparently it's sticked with, really, okay.
I'm interested.
No, I don't think that one was AI.
I said I was going to do attack power, you fucking idiot.
You can definitely play WoW with it, yeah, but you can play WoW with the controller now
easily.
There's a good controller add on that's actually great.
Hey, just want to mention, I made it up, I don't actually have a Steam controller, alright,
well great.
That's the thing about the internet, you just fucking lie.
You just say whatever you want.
Dude each lie should cost 10 cents.
If you just want to like make shit up on the internet then it should cost you 5 cents for
each one.
individual why you tell them the internet
I would owe a lot
I would be okay. I'd have my monthly budget right you've got everyone have to have different budgets would be like, okay like
The mortgage or rent okay that amount of money. All right, then you got like groceries gas. Okay that amount of money
Um, you know, uh, grocery store, okay, that amount of money, electric bill, uh, water bill, okay, like,
$50 or $100. And then the last line would be lying on the internet.
I- I- I- How much are you willing to allocate to that?
Does that get more? Would you pay more?
Okay. More or less than your current electric bill of month to get your, like, lie on the internet credits.
More?
How much do you need to lie?
I'm seeing a... Okay, wait.
Do... Do a poll for this. I'm actually curious and be truthful.
Would you spend more than your current electric bill a month for lying on the internet?
There's going to be a lot of yeses, aren't there?
I feel like I probably would say yes too.
Does it count as a lie when I say something that doesn't make any sense and I'm just messing around?
Would it be 10 cents?
Or is this like, real lies, that you just use lying?
Is it joke or lie?
I mean, kind of, it could be.
Yeah, but then if you're a politician, how awesome would that be?
If you ran for Congress or something and you showed your lie bill?
I just want to make sure everyone sees that Senator Stevenson's lie bill was $1,500 a month, Senator.
Here's mine, and he shows it up and it's like four bucks.
It's like, holy shit, dude. Are you kidding me? This dude's the real deal.
Yeah, Senator, why don't you tell them how you had to call your ISP or whoever is tracking
this fucked up statistic.
And you wanted to get more lives.
You hit your lie cap.
Fuck, I thought I could block it with the snow!
Oh my god, this game's good.
I gotta play it again.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna take a break.
Wait, upgrade the character.
Skill card luck?
I got spit attack now.
Alright, we got no.
89% said no, which is a really encouraging statistic by the way.
The 11% of you that said yes.
What's up?
What's going on there?
That's a bad sample size?
11% don't pay their own bills.
Well, you don't know that.
What if somebody's really like, no dude, I don't give a fuck.
I want you to help badly.
I want to continue to go to that game's forum that I've never played before and just talk about how I'm, like, annoyed with the fucking graphics update.
I have zero hours on Steam on this game. Don't- I mean, you're not taking that from me, motherfucker.
Alright. Uh, I'll be back in three minutes. Here we-
Get up and move around if you haven't.
Okay.
See you in a few minutes.
Welcome back.
Anyways, the internet, the internet, I remember when you had
And I remember when I would upload a video to YouTube and a 12 minute video or 9, whatever
8 minute video was maybe a couple hundred megabytes at the time, this is back when it
was barely 720p.
It would take 1 to 3 hours sometimes just to upload the video to YouTube.
And then YouTube would have to process that video for one to five hours.
And then sometimes YouTube would just break and it wouldn't even process the video to
HD because when HD came out it was a big deal.
And then you'd have to redo everything.
And now you just, everything's just, it's just there.
You don't have to do anything.
It's just there.
If you just share something immediately if you wanted to.
It's magic now.
Alright, upgrade.
I can unlock this new character but I want to hold on.
This new...
This new shit here.
attack versus tongue attack you gotta pick one all right i'll do spit let's see how spit's a projectile
speaking of old internet stuff
uh i was thinking what would we do in a stream one day where i just we play like key word games
with some of the flash archive stuff.
And it would be called Flash Improv Night,
where I just go to the flash archive and just as if, you know, oh, okay, what do we
got in the crowd here? Banana and Mario. Okay, let's see what happens here. And then I just,
I play whatever it is and just turn on any potential not safe for work filters
Because there's a huge huge amount of stuff
That sounds good. I feel like it'd be fun. There's no more of us four over here. Bro,
I gotta get in a better seat. Okay, spit attack is great, but not when you're not on auto attack.
I guess it's okay.
Let's go get used to it.
That's good too though.
Now it's always locator every time, doesn't matter what is going on.
Flash Friday.
Distance.
We're going Neopets.
I feel like I did something like that a while ago.
Didn't I play something like that?
We'll save the not-safer work stuff for the gambling tag streams.
Oh, lord.
I said, I forgot how much of the mobile game economy has changed.
Yeah, I was actually thinking that the other day, too.
I remember playing games. I was excited about mobile games for a long time.
And maybe they just did this and didn't disclose it before Apple made people disclose it or something. I don't know.
But it really does feel like half the things that I want to play on an iPad are just means to collect your information.
like the game almost was designed not for a game but to like here's a game that's
on top of a harvester
now could that have been the case before Apple had that disclosure page
maybe I know it's hard to say
That's most mobile apps game or not.
Yeah, but this is not even...
Here's the crazy thing about generational thoughts and different...
Like, how if I'm older than you by a pretty significant margin?
Ah, this is a boomer take. This is not though. I think a lot of people
across multiple generations are like, I don't really care about a cloud.
I just kind of want my program to work. I want to just pay for it and have it work.
It never worked. That's not like an old person versus you. No, there's no real
I don't think there's very many young people right now that are like no dude keep giving me the live service shit
That's kind of not the case. It's kind of multi-generational people are just like I don't really like this
Cuz like the cloud is one of those things where oh everything could be stored everything could be stored in the cloud
If everything could be put here
All your stuff, everything, it has its use.
But there's a lot of things that just kind of don't need to have like kind of an always
running, hey, let's just kind of make sure you check your license.
You got a license for this?
Well, I mean, you're on the fucking super ultimate package, which is, you know, $60 a month.
Let's just check that first.
Okay, you're good.
I want an option for both.
Take a look at CAD software for that.
And I mean I get it.
Companies that develop the software need to make money and they want to make money.
I get it, but I remember this is kind of, this is like Adobe, for instance, right?
Like Adobe Premiere, you just bought it.
I mean, it was expensive, but you bought it and you just owned it.
And now it's like everything has to have like, oh, you've
Creative cloud fucking 6.4 with all the creative sweet. That's you know, you gotta pay that it's a licensing fee now
When did they actually fully move to that like that you have to pay per month or per year?
Am I crazy or old Adobe software like old Adobe Premiere?
You just bought it and it was just you owned it and you just bought it was a piece of software on like a CD. That was it
Ten years is more than ten years ago
They seized the perpetual license after CS6.
The designers and programmers aren't the ones making more money from everything being a live service.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Yep.
You should replay Resident Evil 5.
I actually did.
I did it with Holly Offstream.
We had a wonderful time.
But it does feel like everybody's going down that road of...
Like, you just need to be constantly, the service that you're paying for is just, it's
not a thing, it's not a program that you bought.
It's a service that you are having the privilege of using.
And again, I will say this again, those programs were fucking insanely expensive, like a thousand
dollars.
Did they do some math here somewhere where it was like,
cause a thousand bucks for like Adobe?
This is like the whole suite, whatever it was.
I guess it's like people probably were just pirating it.
I remember when I was looking at Adobe software when I was in college, I remember being like,
dude, there's a student discount.
Wait, is there a student license?
And it was still like it was like still like six or seven hundred bucks or something
It was still really expensive
Maybe a lot of times that I say those numbers together, it's just that's why that meme took off because
It's just that those numbers are said so frequently together, because people don't want to commit
to saying 10.
So that is a great number that you get to say.
That's not as low as 5, because that's kind of a low ball, but it's not 10.
It's perfect.
That's 6, and then one after that.
It's a great way to describe anything.
It's in that 5-10 range.
I'm gonna have to turn on the toddler mode.
Trouble
You've done this bit before it's not a bit with springing up the truth
All right, this is where I fucked up last time
So what are you supposed to do about this? Just clear out the snow around it?
There's two of them. I guess I don't know what to do.
I'm going to clear out the snow around it.
I can't attack, maybe it's going to be careful, I don't know dude.
Recreate the scene from the room on the roof, except you played both characters.
But it sounds like a green screen movie night submission.
Recreate the whole movie of a play every character.
Dude, that's a whole ordeal, that's like months of time.
That is literally months of my life, potentially even a year plus.
Bring green screen movie night back.
See, that's the thing.
The reason why I will never bring it back.
As I said, the last time we did it, it was the third one.
It was the trilogy.
The fact that you want to see more of that means we did just enough.
There's the perfect amount.
There is room for me to do a reunion episode whenever I want.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
You're dumb ass.
I've banned that person for like an hour.
Give him five seconds to realize what he said.
Do you understand if we did that like five, ten, fifteen more times?
Do you know how tiring the memes would have gotten?
Do you know how grating it would have gotten over the years?
We can all remember that as being something very fun.
If that happened another ten times, another three, even three or four more times.
No.
I don't know what to do with this, by the way.
Why not two more times?
If the time is right, and I feel like doing it, I would do it again, but it hasn't happened.
of
We're seeing a lot of these submissions. I don't know about this.
What are the critics even know?
I think it was perfect. I think you did three of them. It's great. It was like hundreds
These are hundreds and hundreds of videos.
Okay, now I can talk.
I feel the same way about Dahos.
They was interest years ago, they were like, hey, are you going to do another one?
I was like, no.
Why not?
Because I did it already.
We want to do it again
Yes, no
It has enough time gone by for me to talk about something I'm gonna ask I
Think I think so I
Think enough time has gone by for me to say something interesting that was very funny
Let me just check, and then maybe in a few days I'll bring it up.
I need to talk to somebody at my agency, because if I get the green light to talk about this
I will give you a story.
You will get a story.
Make sure the NDA is expired.
I don't think there wasn't NDA.
It was just like, this was the most fucked up,
bizarre thing I've ever heard in my life.
And it was like, it was, pretend it could have happened.
It was a possibility that it was going to happen.
No, not a movie.
It's connected to Dollhouse though.
This is after Dollhouse.
This is like a year or two after Dollhouse,
two years, three years or so.
I don't know how to open that, and I'm not gonna pretend like I will know.
Vague maxing?
It is a crazy story.
You're gonna have to buy the book, German. What a life.
That's the title.
And the first 50 pages are Bible verses.
Then it opens up with chapter 1, my birth.
I was a stubborn child.
I need more attack bar, this move sucks.
Who will narrate the audiobook?
I will do the Bible verses and I'll hire somebody else to do the actual story.
Does that have anything to do with a celebrity?
No.
There is no NDA.
I didn't- there's nothing like that it's just like I want to just see if I could
bring it up it's been a long enough time
oh no i'm gonna die
don't let him hit you
You kind of have to just commit with this bit.
I need speed.
slow.
Did I put any points in speed at all?
You're talking a little fat to me right now, right?
Dammit.
Gimme the- yeah, I credit.
I need health.
Do I have any crunchies?
I have no crunchies. This is a disaster.
I need stuff right now.
Come on.
That's a good amount.
Is everything just grabbed the other game you were talking about?
I guess it was.
Okay, that's a lot good. I need to heal and I need run speed.
Okay, that's much better now. Okay. Yeah, look at that. How did I not have that upgrade?
I'm eating a meatballs up from some way. If anyone has a problem, you can... I don't know
what your threatening tone this is. What did you say?
That's the only thing to get at Subway. That's like the Subway sandwich. That's the one that
I like. So it's the only one that anyone should get.
Tuna sub. Tuna subs are great.
Do tuna, a nice tuna fish sandwich is just, it's up there. It's, it's like top 10 foods of all time.
But what about the mercury? I don't care, it'll make me stronger.
But seriously, I don't eat tuna that much because I eat it a few times a week, maybe.
Like don't go crazy. I want to make sure we like we don't spread health this simple here.
Mercury does not in fact make you stronger.
I'm freezing!
I wish I could open this.
That's gotta be a weird trick to this.
I'm too afraid to figure it out.
Maybe you just have to actually go touch it without touching it though.
Shit.
Alright, I gotta walk in.
What the hell did you go?
Scubble off, mate.
All right, spit is bad until you upgrade three or four times, and then it's really good.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Ah, cool!
Oh, cool!
I've got an emote update for you, they're close.
There's going to be at least 10 new emotes within the coming week, or two, probably week.
Let's go see.
Okay, well that helps.
Holy shit, that helps too.
As long as I don't replace any of the pre-existing emotes and only take up new slots, I'm fine
with it.
Well, I'm glad I'm asking your permission.
So much gold.
This is a ton.
huge there we go now that's the 20% crit chance I should be able to be the boss
easy now
dude I am zoomin
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's so much!
We have one minute.
Get the rest of it.
Gathering speed?
I feel like I'm doing this pretty slow.
I think every subscriber should get a veto for all the decisions you want to make, like
what, you get one veto?
That sounds like really funny until you realize that there, even if like 20 of you did that,
that would be a horrible, you could derail, think about if even 20 people could do that.
That's the next like month of streams that can be irreversibly damaged.
Give me!
Oh, tack-off.
Your little bats suck
Okay, oh my god is mouth
Look at how much is in the corner there.
Alright, oh my god, there's more.
Gathering.
Alright.
Give me my cart.
Play Rain World?
I don't know if I'm good enough to play that game.
Shit's full.
Give me a direct line.
here like this. Oh, no, no, wasn't it rain world? Is not a different game. What am I
thinking of? Rain world. I've had a rim world. Oh, right. Rain world. Different world.
I'm not getting this.
Did I play Rain World?
Is that the game where you play as like a little...
You're like a little guy, right?
You think you're a little slug person?
This has been one of the last times I can upgrade.
Okay, I'm going to heal next time.
You've seen forbidden solitaire yet.
Oh, by the time that person out,
they almost just got me killed.
No, it's an FMV balutroll like
You played Rain World for an hour and a half and you quit, did I not like it?
was too hard. Was it too hard? You're too centrist to say that you don't like something.
I would agree with you if every other conversation wasn't about how much I like hate Diablo 3
have before.
I have 500 hours in Ringworld and yes, it is too hard.
It's too hard, see?
It's an experienced veteran.
Did I glitch again?
I'd say zero seconds.
Oh, okay, there you go.
Alright, boss is definitely dying this time.
that's it pretty good
oh fuck they went through
more. Alright, stay alive so I can get this. Thank you.
Plants for some of these too, like Squeaks did.
No, that game stinks.
That's the game that I remember rage buying power ups because I was just like,
I don't want this just too hard.
I'm going to buy power ups and then I uninstalled the game as I'd gave up on it.
You know what?
That was the moment that I feel like most mobile games became just cash garbage.
It was really that release that kind of sealed the deal for me.
It was right there.
It was the before Plants vs. Zombies 2, and then the after Plants vs. Zombies 2.
Candy Crush?
Yeah, but that was the first time that like a AAA developer was like,
we're gonna get it on this shit.
It has to be one of the first times that they've really put time to put something pretty much
exclusively on mobile.
That pissed me right the heck off, by the way.
I would love to...
I know I'm good.
I think I got most of what I was looking for.
Please!
Oh my god, and now I need more money now.
I couldn't dodge.
Dude, I found a treasure chest.
Seven keys!
Okay, don't use keys for anything in this game.
of
are good. All right. All right.
Quickly, before the boss gets here.
Can I afford anything else? All right, let's do.
Maybe this the roll. Yeah.
All right, I'm ready for the boss.
What's that?
Is that a portal?
All right, enemy wave's coming up.
Here we go.
I'm ready got pretty much full health lost time
.
of
the
death of
the
death of
Where the hell...
Get the adds first.
Whoa!
Geez, that's harder than I thought it was going to be.
of
Just eat the damage, kill him.
Oh.
Don't get that, look at how many crunches that is, that's an unbelievable amount of
blue crunches.
New artifacts, rebirth, flow and frostbite.
Do I get to keep that stuff?
I did right shield or heavy jump hold on
Awesome craters
Beat the boss this this game is very good
Try out resident lines road like I actually didn't want to try that today
This game is very good.
This is exceptional.
This is very, very good.
All the levels are pretty much the same though.
The game is fun.
It is a snow game that made an entire mechanic around digging through snow.
I'm imagining it's all snow levels.
There's not a lot of these are going to be very many pavement levels.
I'd probably play this a little bit more, maybe like Offstream or something.
is great. Alright, let's move on. Probably coming up to another break at the end of about
10 minutes or so. Cool. Alright, this is going to be good. Next is... let's try that crab
game. I want to try it called everything is crab right. Everything is crab is the name
of the game. And I'll just take the break now. I actually want a different drink. So
I'm back in like two, three minutes and we'll get to it.
Hello, is this a controller game or is it a mouse keyboard?
I'll try it with mouse keyboard first, if I don't like it, and then I'm going to move
to controller.
I did control it with the last game. I think it was really good.
That game was good, man. I liked that one a lot. It hit me right where I wanted it to.
Okay, so everything is crap. Here it is. How's the audio? Should I turn it up?
Alright, new run. I think the settings are fine.
Selective pressure, pressure 1. New genetic.
Okay, this is just level 1? Oh no.
Exploration mode. This mode won't unlock etiquette, is that like easy mode?
Alright WSD. Dash Space. Amier attacks with the mouse and press to attack. Amier to- okay, let's do it.
Your attack and dash cooldowns are shown below your character. You got it? You need food to evolve. Stay on top of food to consume it.
need food to evolve. This is like Darwin. This is Darwin's island.
Okay, I just evolved. Carapace, damage resistance, more eyes, which is sense. What
is senses? Of course, the distance at which points of interest in alpha enemies
are perceived. So this is like vision range. We have an official steam controller review,
by the way. This is official. This is actually from Super Paradox who is in the chat. This is
the first real impressions of the steam controller. This is an actual review. I'm reading the whole
thing. Are you ready? I was an enjoyer of the original steam controller. I got it and the
the steam link in a trade with a dude at my fraternity, a half a bottle of vodka.
I tried to play the Witcher 3, but that game sucks because Geralt controls like a tank
and a swamp, and the controller didn't help.
Well, you're really starting off, you're hitting, you've, you've, this is a big grabber
in the first paragraph.
Okay, you got me here, you hooked me here.
For my first impression, I played Delta Rune, shout out to Delta Rune deputies.
Kingdom Hearts 2, Random Axis Mayhem, It's Like If Hades and Ultra Kill Had a Baby,
a game of the year 2024, Undertale and the menus of Final Fantasy 7's remake.
Historically for these games I've used a Steam Deck, PS5 controller, and the 8-bit Duo Nintendo
Switch controller.
The only downside I can note for these games is that I can't in good faith make the buttons
use the PlayStation glyphs for Kingdom Hearts.
stuff. That's fucked up. Unbelievable. The D pad is an actual fucking D pad
pog champ. They swore there. That wasn't me. Wait, actual D pad, like the buttons,
the actual D pad buttons, not a circle that swivels around. Okay. In terms of the build,
it's surprisingly light. I don't have a scale, but it feels a lot lighter than the OG steam
controller, and it'd be a little lighter than the PS5 controller. The position of the front-facing
buttons and D-pad are perfect for my hands. It's like the opposite of the OG Joy-Cons and how
fucking small those things are. Oh, and there's no input lag from the wireless puck. This thing is
probably magic or radioactive. Okay, stop cursing. They wrote this in their review.
The biggest thing I wanted this controller for was the trackpads and typing. I have my own
grandpa gamer setup and I want something I can type with quickly. The dual trackpads each give
you access to half of the keyboard and you can type really fast with it. There's a learning curve
and I still suck at it but one day 07. Anyways there's an included clip of what looks like if
If you wanted to watch, I couldn't test the gyro grip inputs because I wanted to be fast.
LOL.
Delta Rune Tomorrow.
This is from Super Paradox, Up and Coming Reviewer.
This video with a keyboard.
Hold on.
That is neat.
Can I pull this onto stream?
Let me see if I can copy this.
I can't how am I going to download this?
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
All right.
Let me let's see this.
This is the keyboard function.
You got all the personal, identifiable information on this, right?
Maybe we can confirm this is you.
Just making sure.
Okay.
just their username. All right, all right, we're good.
So here's the keyboard working.
Playing this video full screen freaks me out because I feel like I'm in this is my steam.
This is weird.
That's weird.
It's like you have two tiny hands.
It's like two little hands.
I feel like you're like a little like Pokemon character.
What do you got in your steam library?
Okay, cool.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, well thanks for the review.
That was a good review. I actually got me interested in the Steam control of the new one.
Very cool. Thanks for that. Appreciate it.
Everyone, I clapped Super Paradox. That was the review I was looking for and I got it.
Maybe I'll go check it out. All right, so what the hell am I doing here?
Tail-based evolutions. I want out of the tail.
Chosen evolutions may be effect how your character looks and plays.
Now survive.
This thing's attacking me.
Okay.
Sans slows you down and can cause a heatwave events during the day.
Oh shit.
No, no, that's my food.
Get out of here.
Yay, fucking little monster.
Uh-oh.
Okay, well, I don't do that.
Will they eat each other?
Okay, meat food progress plus 30, okay, alters the amount of progress gained by consuming
meat, modifies the chances to roll evolutions of the prey type.
Alright, so this is, I can be a meat eater, more tail evolutions, yeah, let's do meat.
probably enjoy a steam deck. Um, yeah, I, the problem I have with a steam deck is I feel
like I have an iPad and I have a switch. Anything that I would want to do on a steam deck can
kind of split between those. And the, the small amount of things that I would, the thing
is the small amount of things I would want to do are actually pretty big deals because
Because you can't, there's no access to your Steam library on the iPad.
Okay.
Feeding speed and regen.
Oh, what about a beak?
Long pecking attack that does ability damage.
Huh, what about your ability right now?
Give it a beak.
New attack unlocked. You can adjust your Lodo during any evolution. Alright, so I got a beak attack and then a bop.
Sick!
I think he looks kinda hard.
Can I get through shields?
Maybe it's when he's swinging and I have to hit him.
Alright, eat him.
Plus two physical?
Yeah, definitely.
Alright, do I do anything weird during nighttime?
What do you have abs cuz I just got the strength thing
Get out of my food
Okay, attack penalty, I get fur, meat food progress.
They're leveled up immediately.
Carvel level 3.
Social.
Increase the chance to charm enemies with specific abilities.
Or seven plating.
I think it's that.
That looks like a weirdo.
Alright, I gotta find a big meaty bison or something.
Beak level 2.
Yeah.
Beak level 3?
Okay.
I need more ability.
See, these are my stats here. Trickster.
Okay, Sharp or Long.
Beak attacks penetrate enemy plating.
That's awesome, or can be used on unoccupied burrows to spawn food.
Yeah, Sharp.
You make some probably goofy characters, huh?
more physical eat the bones too there's good nutrients in there eat that eat it
Yes. More physical. I want to be unbeatable. What's that little weirdo? Get over here.
Frabtar?
Oh!
No!
Don't fall apart.
Alright, eat him.
Okay, carnivore level 3.
Now plating level 2.
He's delicious.
Regen?
Oh, just carnivore level 3.
Sharpen.
Grease is damaged out by every contact attack for 10 seconds.
Scales with your predator affinity.
Oh, man, that's kind of insane.
This is plus two abilities, so this scales on ability, but this also scales off of Affinity
for Predator.
Is this just better to have more base damage?
Maybe so.
Oh, yeah, I'll get a gun.
Guess how often food drops are turned into health food.
I don't want health food.
Yeah.
He wears Jacked.
Could I hit through shields?
Am I crazy?
That's my good over here, that's my food.
More plating
What the hell everyone's coming over to get my food. Oh my god, it's a whole crew
Okay physical or ability ability I don't know what that was but I have long foodie
Okay, smaller, more plating, gain a random legendary evolution.
Which one?
I think the random one is kind of cool.
Body slam.
So this replaces my little bump.
Close range attack that deals physical damage and scales with max HP.
Alright, so I need more health.
Okay.
Okay, so it's a big slam?
You gotta be really close
Body sling is a useless restart. I can replace it if it's that useless
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that thing?
Eat it.
All these scavengers get out of here.
What is this little guy in a hat?
Oh my goodness, okay.
More plating.
I'm leveling up so much.
Feeding speed.
Yeah.
That's like the 5th time I've leveled up.
More plating.
Okay.
Okay
Come on open up these little cats just kind of come and snipe you
It's already hiding in the tree or something
fuck off this is mine, beak level 4
I don't care if the meat is poisoned, it's meat
I
Can I you show you these
Whoa
I level three unlocks key arm based evolutions
arms tentacles or
ruminant
Plus two ability and speed
Dude this arms for sure
Get out of here.
That guy almost just killed me.
Alright, meat food progress.
I guess I'll do that.
This game's crazy.
Is they multiplayer?
Leech.
Maybe I can get some regen.
I'm afraid to go into the heat.
What's happening?
Is that okay?
Is that good?
Wait, is that bad?
What does that mean?
What I want to get this is like a star.
What is that?
Oh my god, arms too.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna die!
No, get away from me!
He wins me!
Ow!
Hide!
Oh my god!
Peek!
Ahhhh, give legs, I can actually run around.
Ahhhh, give him legs, I can actually burn around.
Oh, that's so much better.
All right, I'm starting to become the alpha male, so they're all coming for me now.
Yeah, everybody wants to go to the alpha, I see.
points of interest through the area.
What's going on with that star?
Why can I not pick it up?
It's an enemy.
Okay.
Oh, it's the speed every time, right?
Yeah, look at how fast I am.
crazy. You got four legs now? Yeah, I got four legs. Alright, thank God. Oh, there's a lock
going on up here. Okay. Very low physical damage tag. Use automatically even while I'm
cool down. That's okay. Pinching attack that deals ability damage with each of the two pinchers.
I could also be said you can re-roll.
Am I going to prove the available evolutions by one rarity level?
What if I do this?
Oh man, what if I do it again?
Dude, what if I do it again?
Holy shit.
Wining, when you damage attempt to charm nearby enemies, double the charm chance for the animal
damaging you.
It's just a fucking brawl over here.
Effort liability.
take 100 poison damage in one run oh okay
cool down yeah
Uh, area.
Beat him.
Alright, what does the heat thing do?
What is the actual downside of it?
I'm not going to be taking burn damage or something, right?
Mushroom.
Oh, fuck, I'm poisoned myself.
Rejam by 3.
Yeah, sorry, somebody got to it first.
Stoner, high damage range attack.
I
There quite yeah, go to the question mark I was in
Don't you dare touch the golden fruit
I am meter though.
That's kind of rare, yeah.
Max HP by 7.
Damage by one. Yeah. Build a damage.
Dude, I'm smoking at everybody.
That guy's kind of big.
And there's a whirlpool over there. I'm not going over there.
How's that?
Oh, it was a mirage.
Yep, definitely wait.
Oh, was it already maxed out?
I think the boss is coming.
fuck out of here come here come here
Oh
Where is it
Come here
There I'm whooping his ass
You dude is dead. Eat him. I just I destroyed that guy.
All right. Alpha. Let me read these. Every 10 seconds gain progressable five times your
prey affinity value. That's low though. Terrain types apply different movement penalties.
The higher terrain adaptation will diminish the impact, okay so it's just better?
I can just fly around.
Social size max HP, what is a gregarious affinity?
I guess it's either this or this.
I'm the alpha you're the alpha we're the wolves together we're wolves we own the
Night
Did not a long of a waiting to fall down up
hold on social social attack that can charm
we're wolves we are the night
Yeah, I think about that song sometimes and I just kind of laugh.
Golden mushroom.
More mass.
Upgrade that shit.
Again.
Good mass.
Oh, everybody come to me, how about that?
Even bigger.
This one on the block here.
Okay, good, come to me.
Good, come on, you want some?
Oh my god, they killed me! They killed me!
They killed me!
What?
Turtoid plus plus did 134 damage to me?
What the f- what?
What?
That was fun!
Inune system? Okay.
Genetically deleted.
Let's do that again.
Okay, I get it. That was fun. Let's do it again.
I'll try something else this time.
Wait, maybe I should eat fruit.
Okay, I'm gonna have like a fruit died. How do I can I move it?
Leech
Elusive stinger it's cold too though. Okay, I'll do elusive
I'm going to say, share this.
We don't have to be bad, we don't have to eat meat.
I'm just going to say, I appreciate you following me.
Oh, these are delicious.
Uh...
These are kind of the same thing, aren't they?
excuse me hello I don't eat that I want this
How often food drops are turned into health food
This one right we want health food don't we?
Get out of here. Oh, no, you got a taste for meat. What was that?
Small?
This sucks.
This is a piece of shit.
I'm just sick to damage a swing.
Okay, reroll.
Hit forager.
poison resist? Try to play more passively. Because I can just scavenge, right? They'll
get into fights and I can just eat their, I can just eat them when they die. That's
correct right? I don't have permanent aggro. Start fighting! Oh shit! Oh no, now I'm the food!
No
Yeah, I hear good stun dude good stuff
Okay, there I should have just did all damage resistance and small.
I'm gonna go shnail!
Uh, we'll do the dodge again.
My goal is to not be hurtable, so I can just actually be a scavenger.
Oh god.
I'll share it with you, then I'll kill you.
You have to come out eventually.
You're gonna have to come out of there eventually.
Hmm, fine.
Hmm, awesome.
Ooh, delicious.
Moehaja.
Oh wait, oh I have to fight this. Wait, wait, wait, does that thing? Wait, wait, wait,
was that what I said was most fight it? Does anybody else fight it?
Oh, no!
My reach is so small.
Oh, my God.
He's too small.
of
the
He's surrendering. Wait, should I let him surrender?
No, don't let him surrender! Get over there!
Now, you called your boys, that's what happened.
There's gonna be a frenzy over here.
Ow!
No!
Kangaroo, get over here and help!
No!
Oh, fuck, help me!
Help! Somebody help, please!
No! He's gonna kill me! Into the whirlpool!
He was impossible to outrun!
Damn it. Try again.
I'm trying that again.
Alright, we're going antlers.
Headbutt attack.
You give the apples
10% damage to yourself, that's fine
Trunk
1-2, 1-6 physical or ability, the lowest of the two of them.
That's better.
What's that?
Region.
Refreshing.
refreshing you make them fat other than the other day fat yeah
Oh, it's a big swipe!
Cool.
Get a load of the snout on this guy.
Uh, fatter.
Dude, trunk is pretty good.
Okay, crush your mark time.
Don't I have a resistance to cold?
Okay, I can't, I can't, I don't really hurt that guy.
Ow, this guy hurts a lot.
Ow, not good.
This guy's following me.
I gotta get out of here.
He's gonna kill me.
gain a random ally a gain hump what
A hump?
Well, I can't even afford it.
So this is my ally?
Alright, so don't hurt this little mouse.
We roll.
Charm weight.
Charms the nearest enemy in the target direction while charging the user ability again to command
it.
Yeah.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Get over here.
get over here ok I'm going to have a whole army of people to do my bidding
Good. There we go. Awesome. Well, I'm gonna eat your body.
who killed you you let this little shit kill you
probably this right if I'm going charm build
get over here
Kill that.
Okay, more antlers, no charm level 2.
Go that way.
Good.
I see you brought fish for me, my friend.
What a curious little creature you are.
And there's two.
Oh, shit.
No!
Help!
There's two!
It's too deep!
Alright, how about...
Oh my god, dude.
This is bad.
I'm so slow!
I'm gonna... he's gonna kill me.
Did he try? I don't think I can, I just tried.
No, you can't.
No, I haven't taken his shield off yet.
I'm gonna hide.
Why is there a giant crevice in the way?
Take aggro!
Take aggro, please!
Take aggro from me.
Get him stuck in the bomb pit.
I know where to go.
Dude that first bomb was crazy and then I started being a prey animal.
I wonder if it's harder to play when you play as a prey animal.
All right.
We're going super mode again.
All right, here we go.
Regen.
I'm doing full tank build.
All damage mitigation, all regen, all health.
Perfect.
Wait, I don't want that, I don't want this shit.
Can we have fish?
More regen.
I'm gonna take the regen.
This game is also really good too.
These last couple games have been great.
Like really great.
This is fun.
Yeah, size.
I know what it's like man.
I know it's like to be in the position you're in, but I must consume you.
Beating speed is probably good for faster levels, it's true.
More regen.
So what did these actually do?
Are they just in a way?
A body slam is not good, but it might be if I'm going to try and make it work.
Because if I do max health and stuff, it might be worth it.
I'm going to go across this way.
Alright, that's a full level.
Hump.
Okay, gain permanent max HP when health food is eaten while at maximum health.
Like a camel hump.
Alright, okay.
Alright, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I always feel bad about killing the top fat birds.
Can I sleep if I go in one of those holes?
The clothes make the man.
Alright, I need to eat some more health food.
So what costs you to health food?
Is there anything that would heal you or they're starting to let us
It's the sparkling food okay
Feeding speed
Oh, come on, coward.
slam. I would love some more speed or some more damage or something all right
I'll get a level here.
Regen.
Good success rate of mushroom identification.
More poison or increased mushroom spawning rate.
Probably that.
You'll identify them
This guy's gonna kill me. Oh, okay, right, right, right. All right, I can I can take you. I got huge regen
Where's my regen
Finally!
Good head!
Give me all that food.
Alright, going much better this time.
More regen and more feeding speed.
What are you thinking?
Hmm.
That's good, but this just feels like it always needs to be picked, always.
Dude, you hit hard, holy shit.
I need that regen, I don't want to eat that yet.
Come on. Come on! Don't let a mouse come get it!
Refreshing, plus something.
I want to be a cat, that seems kinda funny.
This game is really cozy and falling asleep.
That's fun.
That's pretty cozy, Kim.
That's a lot of meat.
I'm freezing.
Definitely thorns.
This is Sonic the Hedgehog.
Free food and DNA.
Why did you not pick all this up?
And dude, it is crazy if they multiplayer this would go so hard.
It would be so much fun.
Oh, jump, I think.
But it's too good to not, it's too good to not take this.
It's E-quick.
Okay.
a new day.
Good.
Whoa.
You didn't even have that much meat.
spit up I want plating killer of everything dude what we mean dude what
what was not supposed to kill that it was a huge source of food
Is that because they're poisoned or diseased or something?
What the fuck did you just do?
Oh my god dude!
That guy just annihilated me, hit me twice!
Alright, I'm going hard on this next one.
I'm going to take a break, I'll be back.
Damn it.
Wait, I can start with different...
Hold on, this game is a lot more elaborate than I thought it was.
Alright, I'll be back.
You
cool
I'll probably go for like another hour or so, and then I'll be live again tomorrow.
I'm probably going to play this.
Stir and I are going to play.
No, I'll do some Tomodachi.
I want to check in on the island.
So we'll do this like another, we'll do like one or two more runs of this.
And I'll do some Tomodachi for like half an hour just to check in on the island.
Let's do some more.
Pressure 1.
I wonder what this all actually means.
Yay.
Yeah, we'll do at least like an hour of talking about you.
That sounds good.
And then Ster and I are going to play Re-Animal tomorrow.
And that's probably going to be it, however long it takes us to beat the game, that'll
probably be the whole stream.
I'm going back to damage.
physical damage power scare Saturdays out what was this that's kind of cool you
You can hold it in your mouth?
How much can I run over?
Scales.
And now I'm looking real goofy.
cannibalism of grief that don't do that.
More scales.
Uh, I don't know what time we're going to do it.
I'd imagine probably around this time.
When does stir usually start streaming?
Like an hour or so ago, two hours ago.
So I imagine probably around like that one to three isch specific.
More cheeks.
Maybe should do some poison.
I'll track poison.
So I need ability.
I guess I can't just pick them up. I can have two at a time.
Oh, we're not doing that, but I just unlocked that.
Consuming a piece of food has a 0.2 times chance to charm nearby enemies.
Or plus four to stone or ammo cap.
It's probably this one.
What's that in eastern time?
My eastern friends?
Yeah, it's around like 5pm, 6pm.
Oh, yep.
Extra poison.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I am so cold.
Greatly increases one random stat.
Social? Aw, man.
Attack area. Oh, man
Ally
Physical damage by one gain a full level because I want to get more. Yeah, that's what I was looking for
Stinger
It scales up ability right
Tronky
All right, let's go get the things over here, awesome.
You need to eat food, but you can touch magical trees.
You can have a small devil foresucks or a large devil foresucks, which would you choose?
Also that stares at me.
Ability, that's good. I want my staff to be crazy.
Oh my god!
he's crazy he's crazy hard please die for the poison please die for the oh my
goodness oh my goodness I was going I had something going there too and it's
so frustrating I can't believe it I couldn't go anywhere I was just
fucking food damn it why did I do that why did I even go over there I shouldn't
even attack for no reason that stars over their heads alright last one last
This one, last one, last one.
And then I'm gonna do Ta-da-chi.
This is a good one though, this is a stellar game.
The first run was crazy, I almost beat the whole game.
I got a chicken breast thawing in the sink, help me thaw them faster.
Oh that's something that you should have thought of yesterday.
No way I one guide you LOL.
Well you two, you two, you two guide me.
I'm doing what I did last time.
I was going to have a ton of armor.
Good luck getting through my plate.
Put your chicken...
I'm not reading what that person said, you know what I mean, I'm not doing that.
XO Skeleton. Good. Now I look cool.
XO Skeleton Bug-Bullion Ball.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Get over here.
Exactly.
Now I'm nice and red.
Exactly, now I'm nice and red.
Don't fuck with me I'm gonna have a sh-t
Nah.
They are one of the world's most dangerous animals.
If big things come in small packages, did you know that this is a small octopus
that can kill you?
It's a small little blue octopus that will kill you.
So those are the saying that you got to be bigger and stronger.
Think about the blue poison octopus that can kill you to touch it.
Get your ass out of here.
Ability.
poison. That feeding speed is so bad. It needs to be way faster than that. It's terrible.
Plate.
Again, close to the first boss.
I need way more plate and I need way more damage.
Still in food!
How is this any good?
Of the imposing type.
What does that mean, imposing type?
Does that mean...
So, imposing will be this, so it makes it so that they roll less.
Villager shouldn't do that.
Turtle down, become protected for a short time stuns the enemy when blocking their contact
attack at the right time definitely and it's space
does like a parry
that sounds kind of amazing
all right well i can't dash anymore that's kind of unfortunate
I'm going to die in that hole.
crazy.
Crazy there are 9000 people watching right now and someone could potentially see and
read my message I'm so zonked. Poison's actually awesome. Shit! No I got it, I got it.
It's not stunning him though.
Eat.
Oh yeah, that one.
And I have a super berry.
That's awesome.
Okay, this is important.
Maybe tentacles?
Because it's more ability and speed.
I don't know what I look like right now.
That would be kind of good for a boss fight.
I'll take the...
I'll take the sure thing.
Not you, not you, not you.
My god, that move is so good.
That move is unbelievable.
Dodge.
I'm even smaller now.
How small can you get?
Don't fuck with that guy.
I'll be happy if I make it past the second boss.
Don't fuck with that guy either.
Oh my god, why'd I do that?
He smelled my fear.
This disease made me.
Oh, that's good.
Wait.
Yeah.
I don't care if I eat poison.
What's up with you, get away from me.
Die!
Wow, that's a huge piece of meat!
On demand increased physical ability for 4 seconds.
That seems kind of good.
But what if I take a chance?
I'll take the regen.
I'll take this and I'm going to upgrade it.
Don't we don't have something that makes this better?
I died.
OK.
As long as I parry, I should be able to live through everything.
If I can parry.
Whoa, that's a lot of food!
beating speed dodge cat wants to oh my god
everybody fuck off
Everybody get away from me, please.
Stinger 2.
Those are all my eyes.
I look like Gary from SpongeBob.
Okay, boss coming up here.
Get out of here.
Okay.
No. I need more defense. I'll take that.
Zero alcohol beer, better than normal beer. Can we talk about that?
You know, I don't think I've ever had a zero alcohol beer in my life.
I'm not sure I have.
It was always interesting to me though.
Oops.
Okay, this is going to be hard.
Just battle of dots, that's it.
Why is it to get dark right now?
Fuck off, please.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh! There's a lot.
Why did I do that? I'm stuck!
No! There's so fucking many of these things!
Oh my god!
This doe, I had to kill the rest of the bugs!
Give it a giant fruit, please!
Oh my god, fuck all of you guys, this is a thousand bugs!
That weasel is going to eat all of my food.
I'm gonna do this for the entire day apparently.
I love how you're all fighting me.
Do you know there are bugs everywhere right now?
Why are you all attacking me? Why would this happen to me?
That cat's worth a lot.
God, there's too many.
Okay, we're good.
That was horrifying.
There I just eat every mushroom, uh upgrade it, but what should I take, carapace.
fight each other
yeah, cat
fight each other, you fucking, yeah, cats
that guy almost killed me, did you see that?
This is where it gets real.
Get away from me please!
No!
Please stop it!
Dude, these guys hurt so much.
The little dogs that have the wings.
Oh, he's so fast!
Please don't!
Get away from me!
No, no, no, no.
All of a sudden, everybody walks over after I have to kill it.
All the free food.
Okay, that's insane.
You upgraded?
That was at max rarity already, wasn't it?
Oh, shit.
I didn't know.
of
nice try smart ass
beating speed I'll take it every time
Get the cat, get the cat, get the cat, get the cat!
Alright boss incoming, I'm ready.
I'm really fast, I have my cooldowns, I'm just going to do poison and run, poison and
around poison around you need to seriously leave me alone all right this
is bad
okay I'm good I'm good
Just let the regen come.
What is fucking killing me?
He just did almost my entire health pool.
I need- do I have regen?
I ate a lethal mushroom! Well now I gotta walk around!
That sucks!
It's alright, I'm good.
This is regen, regen.
I don't have to fight it, I can just sit right here.
Oh my god.
Level up. That was a level up mushroom.
Good, now everybody else can fight it.
Oh, he just crushed the guy at the top.
No, the top guy is right there.
Oh!
Did that hit me?
Get this guy out of here.
These people, these absolute vultures are coming in now.
Give me that!
Speed?
Speed? Oh yeah, definitely that.
You think you're gonna come in a snipe me right here?
Oh!
I'm gonna leave me alone!
Thank you!
This is going to get ugly in a second, this is going to get ugly.
Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all, eat it all!
Yeah!
Get away from my feast!
Get away from my place!
I am slithering tentacle monster, you cannot kill me.
I am a tentacle creature.
I have 50 tentacles.
You have two legs?
Only, only two.
I have 40.
Did you fit down a tube?
I can fit down a tube.
Ow!
Uh, what do I want?
What are you on about?
I don't know, I'm getting in the zone.
Oh my god!
I wish I could... I wish I don't know.
I can be stronger another day.
I just need to get on top of somebody's head.
Suck out their brain!
Yes, yes, their brain.
I'm gonna be way smarter.
They're killing me.
No!
Get the castle away from me!
Fuck off!
Ow!
Help!
Somebody please!
Sorry!
Oh my god, they're camping!
No!
Oh my god, they're camping!
No!
No, please! I want to see with the last bosses!
Oh my god, you...
Ah!
I should move away.
This guy's gonna kill me.
You always choose to do that when I can't block it.
Remember guys, he's 41.
40!
Ah, it's a cat again!
Oh!
OOOOOOOH!
Oh no, it's a big version of me!
I will never survive!
I know, I must...
Dude this is fucking in no way, no way.
That was incredible.
That was impossible.
That's going to picture it?
Oh cool, I did.
How are you supposed to deal with that?
I think you got to have a really strong build.
Did the most damage to you?
Me?
Dude, I just eat I eat them every time I see them
They're like Isaac pills. I just they have to pick it up. I'm gonna eat it every time
Cool, ow my arm
That would have been good to have right now.
So now it's funny.
So this is a new...
Hold on, is this a new type?
do choose, okay. Points of interest? Oh wait, that was different. Ah, I see. Cool. All right,
I'm going to move on to Tomonachi Life. I'm just going to check in for like 20 minutes maybe.
maybe a little bit longer, maybe like an hour tops
let's go right to it. Two great games though
froggy hates snow and
Um, everything is a crab.
Whatever this game is called.
Let's skip out. Everything is crab.
They're pretty much the two top games on steam right now in the trending tab.
Very, very good. Highly recommend. Very fun.
Maybe I'll play some more of that later.
Very good. Everything is crab.
That's not my PC fan.
Yeah guys, this new GPU I got is seriously powerful.
I set up, that's my fan.
That's my AC and my fan going.
Sometimes it goes into Giga mode.
But when I told you guys that because I'm in Vegas,
when it gets to be 100 degrees or even lower,
sometimes it can get to be seriously less than 90.
And this room that I'm in right now just heats up sometimes to 90 to 95 degrees in the room.
permanently just stays there for like four or five hours.
One of the reasons honestly,
that I can stream a little bit more in the summertime now,
not that I couldn't before.
It's just, it was so crazy hot in this room
that I finally got like a new fan and AC kind of set up here.
I did some tweaking.
So, it's actually way more comfortable.
HVAC, Andy, yeah.
Alright, let me get this up. We'll go right into it.
Living in the desert with no AC, that would be very, that would be almost impossible.
120 degrees, 115 degrees days, just not possible.
possible. Be horrible, horrible. Alright, let's take a look. Is dry heat worse than
wet heat? No. That way better. Alright, what's going on? I got 20 minutes. Well, maybe a
a little bit maybe maybe a little longer
she's just vibing this Leon up to you okay so that bench
Boyd Batal looked like the kind of guy that would wear flip flops in the winter.
I used to wear flip flops when I was in college, and it would be really, really snowy.
I would wear flip flops in the snow.
I would walk to class in flip flops, I was just so lazy.
And snow would get all over me.
I would wear shorts and flip flops, and I would walk to class.
The school, it was probably a five to 10 minute walk on campus.
I just didn't care.
I just dealt with the pain because it meant
I had to get ready way,
I had way more time in the morning.
Body suit cap?
You give a guy a stick and they'll just talk about it for hours.
Oh, well, I'll ask the man whether there's like sticks, right?
Everybody, right?
Let it.
It's a bunch.
He says it's not.
I can't tomorrow.
It's true, though.
Bye, everything.
Oh, new color.
This is a good one to get for Church Mario. Or Captain Crunch.
Is this your award outfit? Should I give it to myself?
Bellagoth might... no, sure he has a song.
This is Leon.
I think this is a good Leon outfit, possibly.
That's Googleberry.
That's an awesome Google Berry, except it usually has it open.
I'm crunching.
Toad.
This is by everything, there's no reason not to.
Stop spending money.
All right, you get over here.
Last thing we saw was there was a new relationship on the island if you missed it.
Should I spoil it?
When did you go live? Tell me. Settle down.
An hour or two ago? No, it was five hours ago.
I can tell Bella got anything.
Our tops are always pretty crazy. Deep but crazy.
Do you like drumsticks?
Yo!
He loves it!
I am so surprised that after, I think, 40 or something hours, no one loves or loads anything.
Oh, you know what I saw the other day speaking of Eagleberry that I completely forgot about,
but I don't even know why it popped up.
I feel like maybe I was looking for Eagleberry videos, like what's Eagleberry out there right
now, right?
I came across the the pottery scream video and I was like that felt like a hundred years ago
Yeah, I have to give him the creepy voice.
All the reverb, yeah.
I think about that sometimes it just laughs.
half of his half of all bugleberries appearances have been unintelligible
we haven't met yet have we but they are you just have to really listen
lady demeter soup good day lady demeter soup I am called queen of three
She's huge!
He has a very thick reverberating accent.
Alright Church Mario, come on.
Big news, this could be huge.
Wait what?
I thought they not knew Hello Neighbor very well.
I thought wait.
No, no, it was Queen Nectarine had the crush on him.
You gotta move on dude, now is it?
Tell him to do it?
Alright, but he's gonna get crushed.
This is like the third time he's been crushed.
All Hello Neighbor does is deny people.
You know what?
Go do it.
Just like going to learn it all out.
Do it.
Well, okay.
I mean, hello neighbor and I barely know each other, but it'll probably be fine.
Hey Yahoo, where should I confess my love?
Do it in the restaurant. I want it in the restaurant.
How should I confess my feelings?
Desperately.
Should I change what I'm wearing first?
Yes.
I'm sabotaging him.
He has a bare belly.
Dude, let's just, you know what?
The reason why I'm doing this is because Hello Neighbor is so impossible to please.
That witch is throwing a massive curveball here.
He's impossible to please.
I guess it's now or never.
I'm going to say how I really feel.
in front of Peter Griffin.
Wait, is he?
I thought he was with Peter Griffin.
Please!
Oh my god.
I want us to be the kind of couple that splits the short stack of pancakes.
Put on a sheep out, Whitney's crawler on all fours.
Hold it right there.
What?
The one who truly loves Hello Neighbor is me.
This is, of course, shit.
I can best my feelings first.
That means I love Hello Neighbor the most, yahoo.
Hello Neighbor, which of us do you choose?
Oh my god, this dude just, he's gonna go through everybody on the whole island.
And now we have to send Mario on another expensive ass vacation for the fourth time.
Well, no surprise there. I guess I was too reckless.
Should we keep him in the outfit?
Hello, neighbor turned me down.
He wants to do it again.
I'm not giving up.
All right, yes.
I'm going to try again.
But this time I'll put Deodorant on first.
Why don't you... why don't you...
I'll use my life savings to buy a gift.
That'll show my devotion.
Show back up in the sheep outfit and walk around in all fours again.
He's loved that.
How old am I?
What do you need this time?
This represents all of my love, Pi'yahu! I hope you enjoy it, Pi'yahu!
This is the worst date. The worst... not a date, but the worst thing ever.
If he accepts this, this guy is fucking fried.
The cake costs $5, that's true. That's a $5 item.
I'm gonna spend my life savings on a gift. It's not only $5, it's the shittiest thing
he made so far big jay it was the first test item you made that is worthless
he's not even sad anymore what
all right now get over here
talk to clean nectarine she likes you
good evening clean nectarine
Oh, um, I'm honored by your fine greeting.
And your choreo.
Ah, like a sheep while you're at it.
Work is Mr. Bad.
She knows us.
It's the change of course.
Could it be that I have not yet had the pleasure of making your acquaintance?
I am BF Uglberry.
Nice to meet you, BF Uglberry.
I'm Lady Dimitri Su.
I forgot where to change your voice.
They're the same age.
That's interesting.
Can you please make Grimace? No, we're not making any more characters.
There needs to be one, at least one or two more children before...
Hmm.
Um.
Yeah, moment.
And teen stooge is in dire need of something
The first cutscene with teen stooge this is important
Well, that's a big improvement
Oh, we missed our opportunity to see Teen Stooge.
Damn it.
Where is he?
Oh my...
Everyone looks so tiny from up here.
Okay, at least he's having fun.
Oh wait, I thought that was the island with all the creeps on it.
No, that one looks okay.
Oh, what are they up to?
I thought he was talking about the island that we put everybody on there.
Okay, where he's from.
He's talking about this island.
No, he's talking about that one.
Hey bro, we need more anime girls.
Name an anime girl, okay?
This would be a great time to practice while we're singing.
I'm seeing... somebody said...
Well, it feels amazing being up this high.
Interesting. I'm seeing a couple of comments.
I see somebody named Hatsune. I see Kagome. I also see Mr. Noodle.
Alright bro, I'm leaving. Enjoy the rest of the ride.
Alright, you think about it. You think about what we... I need to... look at this web.
You want me to make new people? Look at this shit! It's all over the place!
What he's saying is it's time to take a break.
And then I'm gonna come back.
Uh, who do you want to follow? First person I see in chat.
Void of Dome, okay.
I'll be back.
This'll be the last break as well.
Where the hell is Void of Dome?
Okay, I'll let this play out and then we'll follow him around.
But I'd share this with you.
Oh, perfect timing.
I have something for you too.
Oh, it looks too expensive.
I can't accept that.
But I have something for you.
A bunch more gifted to me, so...
Oh, no, I have too many of these as it is.
Oh, stop!
You could be doing me a favor by taking it.
Nonsense.
What if they actually do swap the items and she actually takes it?
Oh, Starr?
Starr?
His beloved nice cold beer collection.
Well, they have a Vibe.
Alright, we'll follow him.
I'm gonna go BRB.
And that'll be the last BRB.
I can just leave it here until I come back.
See you soon.
Church Luigi, Paul Janis offers in a chamber, in the chimney for me this past and tomorrow.
Pico, my love, Hondi thinks it's tomorrow. Wrong.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is going on? What's going on?
Hondi who saw Hondi plus in yesterday, helped out crazy Napoleon, and he can't shut up.
What's wrong with the door?
I'll be back. I'll see you guys in like three full minutes.
Sure, live with rats and melanto.
With stinky fissardo, no choppa.
Cram in the flapping.
In the chimney, caramigas.
That's the tomorrow.
Tito.
Well, anyway.
Shoons deep lay then.
Pull in some leaves.
Help out Draven of Leon.
So first, live with chinole.
Eggstompo.
Barn clam.
Oh, flap.
Benetodo is left.
You leave a jargon with a grimby.
This whole be a fugulberry.
Whole janna, toppers, and a shambles.
Bimp, he can't shut.
What a bore of the pondards.
But you left the barnile at the slimmest.
Oh, he travels the shambles with it.
Yum.
And that's the twinge-y-o-x-taple-tap.
Crunchy.
The lead ram flew billow and twinge.
So I said,
Captain, no parsley, no friend.
Bamble.
My love-hungry face is tomorrow.
Tomorrow, wrong goal.
On the couple, our native's a haunchy brush from yesterday.
The tanker's as a mal-friend,
collected in floppytoot.
Puts in again,
hatchery-toes-lunga.
The tanker's as a mal-friend,
collected in floppytoot.
Puts in again,
hatchery-toes-lunga.
The full hello neighbor,
full jenneth-topper is in a shambles.
So first,
Live a sooner with Jaxxonbo, Farnslam. Sure, live and dress the molenshoes, church Luigi Farnsopo, Chapa, Fran and the Flaven. I'm glad.
Finish under his left.
What day is it again?
I like this spot.
Staring at the sun during 120F?
Oh! Staring at the sun during 120F?
Hum hum hum.
but i missed
your me is a chud
are you a laddie guy?
what do you want to say?
what do you want to do?
what do you do?
broccoli oh hey what's this oh teen stooge
It's time for your broccoli.
Yum.
Ugh, gross.
And because you ate your broccoli, you get a carrot cake.
Young?
All right.
What's up, modern you? It's weird, but lately I can't stop thinking about the lovely scent of a diarrhea.
What? Kid? Kid, we gotta talk. We gotta get you into something. We gotta get you into something. We're gonna talk about this.
We're gonna get your parents, uh, I'm gonna talk to your parents.
We're gonna have to have a parent-teacher conference over that.
That's a very odd thing to say to an adult, let alone anybody.
I want something that leaves a sour taste in my mouth, really?
Alright, well how about a candy?
Haha
Hard candy, Ronald have one
Young
Haha
Ah that kid's not doing it, that kid's not okay
We gotta
Get some better influences around him
We gotta get church Mario and church Luigi
Have to get over there
to get some fucking come on where's church Luigi you got something very
important oh my god he's still in the sheep outfit come here
Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Church Luigi.
Hey, Church Luigi? I'm Teen Stooge.
Haha, that's what Leon next to him is. We got Church Luigi. We gotta get some influence
here.
You sent him to a pastor and a cop.
I mean, do you heard what he said?
None of us have clogged ears right now.
That was crazy.
Talk to him Luigi.
Give him a hobby?
Wait, does he have nothing to do?
Is that why he got so weird?
Do you have no toys?
Take this!
Finally, here's something to play with instead of...
It's gonna be fun for five minutes.
Alright, well, I'll give it to someone else.
How about a...
I don't know.
It's like the fortnight lava look he's got fortnight he's got top now he's
alright
What does he have right now?
I feel like he would be this, or this for sure, yeah, that, or oh my god, it has to be this.
past
Come on you I feel like I'm becoming my true self for
Huh, are you good now? Are you okay?
Thank you, church, Luigi. I really appreciate that.
And look, make sure he has an opportunity.
Thank God.
There's none better than a pin, Yachta.
Thank God.
Okay.
He's gonna be fine.
Pretty cool dream.
Bro, he's gonna dismember the piñata. No, he's not. He's gonna play with it.
he's gonna convert it into rollbox or whatever the fuck it is
you play with those by beating them
he's
Oh, Peter's having fun, he's just getting ready to go!
Alright, clear the queue.
He sure doesn't like me.
He's pissed!
I'm not even aware of it either.
I gotta go help Miss Piggy. I'm still a stranger to Miss Piggy.
Oh, are you drunk?
Please, hit, hit this.
They won't stop, hit.
So, first I do this.
Do this.
Oh, I think you're onto something.
Why are you doing the Sims?
I just had sex walk.
Is that a thing?
What's going on? Jeremy? He's just saying this lovely. Oh Jeremy? I think I'm in love. Yeah? I think you're right. It must be. I think I'm gonna pass Jeremy out.
We need more relationships. We need more offspring.
Look at that swag.
Step on dog shit? No, help him!
Oh, are you alright? He's so mean.
Wait, I watched it on the spot.
Wait, what?
You look like a streaker.
You and me on my safe road?
Oh, I believe you're OK.
How am I in a bathrobe?
Because I felt like it.
Any more questions?
It's just Jeff Keely all over again.
All right, I'm gonna do let's get some
More trucker who's going on a trip no save that I got three wishes
Now no one's going on a trip we're gonna buy some more rooms by that one
You said 20 minutes?
Well, we got like another 15 minutes.
10 to 15 minutes.
I'm going to save the last one. That's better. Alright, go lay the cube.
Um, hey, baby? I want to sink my teeth into something right now!
That's meteorite!
I
Stick with a love I stick with a voice
I speak with a loud voice.
None of these matter because you can't see.
I'll give it more myself.
I already answered this.
Ah, three.
Alright. Play the cube.
Here.
Oh, excuse me.
What is going on with Hello Neighbor in the romance department?
This is weird.
Yeah.
I can't hold back my feelings.
Oh, right.
Because he only wants Bella Gough.
I need to...
Do it.
Where should I confess my love?
You deny so many people.
What if he gets denied?
Let's do Ferris Wheel again.
How should I confess my feelings?
Okay.
You're gonna do this.
with with a gift no as a surprise as a surprise I wonder if that is should I
change what I'm wearing first yeah change dude I didn't give you any more
close you're going with your default outfit oh shit he has no yeah are you
friend give him a sheep costume I got something new for you let's see what it
Hmm.
I already had one, didn't I give it to Mario?
Alright, now let's go do the same thing to Mario, do it to you, and see how it makes
you feel.
Take a look over there.
I crafted them out of flowers with you in mind.
I love your eyebrows, Bella, so I paid special attention to recreate them.
I really gave this my all, so will you go out with me?
Hold it right there?
Who is that?
He's the one who truly loves Pelikov.
It's me.
He just shows up.
Hold it right there.
What the fuck?
Is it a double?
Well, the one who truly, deeply loves Bellagoth is me.
I confessed my feelings first.
That means I love Bellagoth.
Bellagoth?
Which of us do you choose?
She chooses Peter Griffin.
And one of us, once and for all.
That's going to be very odd.
The only thing I have eyes for right now is the scenery.
Everybody denied.
Okay, look.
My answers to all of you is no.
The triple deny.
the fucking collateral deny.
Bella likes Ms. Pac-Man.
Actually, you're right. Yeah, you're right.
She does, doesn't she?
I know that girl that's exhausting isn't it I did remember to tidy my room before I left
yeah she no no now she wants to know this okay now she's going for all right all right
plans for us okay what should I do go yes do it share my feelings just like go
and learn it all out
well okay I mean miss Pac-Man and I friends first each other but it'll
Probably be fine. Where should I confess my love on for it? No
Do it at the Ferris wheel
Put her in the sheep outfit put her in the sheep outfit. Okay. All right, you're gonna do this as you can do it cutely
Should I change what I'm wearing first?
Okay, yeah, yes, you should you should change
Let's see what it is
You think I'm gonna put the sheep up for Don? What are you out of your mind?
Thanks. How am I looking?
This might be worse.
Hold on.
Let's see what it is.
Hold on. This is cute.
Thanks. How am I looking?
That's sheep. But I feel like this... Okay. I feel like this sheep gives you negative aura.
And it takes a- she's just gonna get denied. It's negative aura.
I- I- we need more than two relationships on this island, go for it.
All right. It's time to psych myself up and say how I really feel.
Okay, she just got off the ferris wheel and then she got back on it.
I hope hello neighbor shows up and Mario show up in there.
She about this.
Hold it right there.
Wait.
This is me.
Do I truly look like this man?
It's me.
Hold it right there.
Now what?
Is it hello?
It's Ben Franklin!
Well, the one who truly, deeply loves Ms. Patman is me.
I confessed my feelings first.
Did we even know that?
That means I love Ms. Patman the most.
Ms. Patman? Which of us do you choose?
Pick one of us, once and for all.
I have another triple tonight.
What the hell?
Deject Island
All right, we gotta become friends
They have to be friends first all right when no more quadruple denies
But
The music ex-guy you want to be friends with the music ex-guy
She wants she wants to go for it again man. Turn me down, but I'm not getting up. Oh my god
I'm going to try again, but this time I'll put deodorant on first
I'll use my life savings to buy a gift that'll show my devotion
this whole island everybody stinks nobody bathes they all hate fight smell and
stink and fuck island
this represents all of my love oh I hope you enjoy it it's a crème brûlée or
or something.
Oh no, I double-denied after the quadruple-denied.
Oh, that's a nightmare.
I think I can move on now. Thank you, Big J.
Just wasn't meant to be.
Hup. Hup. People actually do this for fun.
Mr. Peterson confessed his feelings for me, but I don't think we'd be that compatible,
so I had to turn him down.
Okay, well that's fair.
Have some broccoli, you need that fucking...
Good for your brain.
All right, well, that was fun.
A lot of sad people here now.
At least, her and Bugleberry are in love, that's good.
I want to be friends with Jeremy, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo,
What do you have in mind?
Uh, Space Channel 5 sequel.
Ahonda, Ahonda Toyota. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
No Fits.
Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota.
Yeah.
Got it.
I'll go talk to him about a Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota, Choo Choo, Choo.
That could have been from the game.
Was that dinner plate space channel 5? You're showing yourself in the chat.
Do you feel like talking about a Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota?
Sure, but let me ask you this. Let's say you're off for a march on a Honda, Toyota, Toyota, or small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota.
Which do you choose?
You know, a teeny tiny Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota just feels right to me.
Choo choo.
Choo.
Trick question.
Yeah, I like you.
You gotta choose to small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota.
Every day of the week.
Nobody goes to Dreamcast bro.
There are so many in this community.
She's been other games.
Small Honda, Honda, Toyota, Toyota.
Especially when you think about a big one.
She had a VR game five years ago.
She has two or three games, mainline games, right?
Space Channel 5, Space Channel 5 Part 2.
How many Space Channel 5 games are there?
The Dreamcast sucks, laugh at my ass off, I know.
Space Channel 5 games.
I wonder if they are actually ever going to make anything do with this.
Okay, there is.
Yeah, there's at least two that were on the Dreamcast, SpatioN5 Part 2, SpatioN5 VR,
kind of funky news flash.
And then she was in a couple of other games too, right?
One on Game Boy Advance.
I'm going to get the one for VR.
It was fun, I played it, but I streamed it, it was fun.
Alright, um, you can just call me Jeremy, that's fine.
Yeah, I just... ooh-la-la.
I'm gonna have to have crazy nicknames for everybody.
Turns out Jeremy prefers a small Honda.
Honda, Toyota, Toyota as much as me.
Choo-choo.
Choo.
The Lord sure is fun to talk to.
Whoa, meeting news.
Breaking news.
news. Well that is what the kids are talking about on this island right? Like oh what are
the kids talking about? What's trending with the teens? That is currently trending with
teens here that's trendy because there's only two of them and that's one of the things one of them said
oh no Ben Franklin sorry I just want some time alone right now
Oh, we gotta get, we gotta change his clothes.
No, I keep seeing people say this is one of the Beatles.
This is Teen Stooge.
A chocolate chip cookie?
I really was thinking about how deeply we should talk about a chocolate chip cookie.
Is she alright? I thought she was laying down.
I'm probably good at hiding it, but to be honest, I'm depressed.
Velanthoth shot me down.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, here's what it takes to take em.
Have a...
You like...
You love popcorn, so have a...
Have a...
Pssst...
Pack of cigarettes.
Si?
Okay, I'm not going.
Alright, I'll leave you alone.
Alright, clear the cube.
All right, clear the queue.
Okay, they're having fun.
Q is clear.
Alright, teens, dudes, I want to do one more thing.
No, actually, this is fine.
Stay here.
Where's Peter?
Peter.
I want you to meet Toad.
No, but you would love to meet Chester Cheetah. You guys are gonna be best friends.
Holy crap, Lewis. We've never met. Have we?
I go by P-Taw?
You...
Great to meet ya, bud.
I'm Chester Cheetah.
And that's the twinge of that subtle cat, Ranchie.
Maybe not, you're leaving charcoal with a grumpy.
Lady D and Bella need to meet up there, I know.
Oh, actually, Bella's not happy, right?
Holy crap, Lois, thanks for that.
I'm a lot closer to Chester Cheetah now.
Add the red crewmate.
I'm not adding the red crewmate, dude.
It does not happen.
Uh, how about you? You should meet Ronald McDonald.
Reflect on Mr. Hath.
We haven't met yet, have we?
My name is Lady Dimitri Sue.
Hey, Lady Dimitri Sue.
I'm Ronald McDonald.
What name is there?
She would be a smoker, wouldn't she?
Oh, she does.
She has the big long cigarette, doesn't she?
What's going on right?
Fondous memories of 2026?
Are you alright?
Don't worry, I watched a video on this once.
Make a long cigarette?
But what an elderly character, make giddy and puff me.
That would be incredibly difficult to make, I think.
It's really the armor.
Alright, that's going to be it. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Esther and I are going to play Re-Animal. And then maybe I'll check in here.
I'm okay. Let me give you my plan for this game of the next coming period because this
could just go forever. My plan with this series in this game, be planted, there needs to be
at least at least two more children. There's gonna be two more marriages and two more children.
I need to see another couple of children.
So, wherever that goes.
The game is beatable.
Or at least two or three more marriages or relationships
before I slow down playing it on stream.
We're not quite there yet.
But, with that being said, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I don't know exactly when we're starting, I'll talk to Sturz Knight and see when he
most of the start. But, hold on.
Oh, they're hanging out? That's fine.
They all go to the Ferris wheel?
I guess not, okay.
Alright, see you later.
See you tomorrow.
Just keep it on the sus tomorrow night.
Or maybe tomorrow afternoon.
Or tonight.
That'll be probably like afternoon like between 12 and 3 p.m. Pacific.
I'll see you later, goodbye.