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So that's what we're doing."}, {"start": 93.2, "end": 100.72, "text": " Uh, but first, we are going to spend a few minutes checking in with the Tombidachi Island."}, {"start": 100.72, "end": 105.28, "text": " Uh, Stur said he was going to be a little bit behind, he was running a little lady said,"}, {"start": 105.28, "end": 109.0, "text": " so I was like, okay, well, I guess I'll check in on this."}, {"start": 109.0, "end": 112.84, "text": " See how things are going here, and then visit, maybe, I would say, less than 20 minutes."}, {"start": 112.84, "end": 116.68, "text": " This is going to be very quick."}, {"start": 116.68, "end": 119.24000000000001, "text": " We're just doing this to wait for Stur."}, {"start": 119.24000000000001, "end": 125.36000000000001, "text": " When the star gets here, we'll move to the main event of the day and see how it goes."}, {"start": 125.36000000000001, "end": 129.20000000000002, "text": " Game's supposed to be fun."}, {"start": 129.20000000000002, 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What did you say?"}, {"start": 517.56, "end": 525.56, "text": " Don't look too high into the sky. 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Hmm. True."}, {"start": 770.0, "end": 771.0, "text": " That's her problem?"}, {"start": 774.0, "end": 777.0, "text": " Oh, that's right. She's, I know, she's like obsessed with him."}, {"start": 791.0, "end": 796.0, "text": " Did it work?"}, {"start": 796.0, "end": 801.0, "text": " I did it go right thru-"}, {"start": 801.0, "end": 806.0, "text": " Wait, it worked! It actually worked."}, {"start": 806.0, "end": 811.0, "text": " Alright, let's talk!"}, {"start": 811.0, "end": 816.0, "text": " Talk! Talk about something!"}, {"start": 816.0, "end": 818.0, "text": " Talk about something."}, {"start": 818.0, "end": 820.0, "text": " Good afternoon."}, {"start": 820.0, "end": 822.0, "text": " How did you do?"}, {"start": 822.0, "end": 824.0, "text": " Church Mario?"}, {"start": 824.0, "end": 826.0, "text": " You guys should talk."}, {"start": 826.0, "end": 828.0, "text": " Go hang out somewhere."}, {"start": 836.0, "end": 838.0, "text": " Say it."}, {"start": 846.0, "end": 848.0, "text": " Say it, say it though."}, {"start": 858.0, "end": 861.0, "text": " He won't say it. A chocolate chip cookie."}, {"start": 865.0, "end": 867.0, "text": " What a great deal."}, {"start": 867.0, "end": 872.0, "text": " Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Kathy Mitchell."}, {"start": 872.0, "end": 877.0, "text": " Hello there, Kathy Mitchell. I'm known as Leon S. Kennedy."}, {"start": 882.0, "end": 887.0, "text": " That was calling us a horror novel sort of person. Interesting, really!"}, {"start": 889.0, "end": 891.0, "text": " Well, that should go over well."}, {"start": 898.0, "end": 901.0, "text": " Alright, let's let them hang out. I was gonna give them the game."}, {"start": 902.0, "end": 904.0, "text": " What are you thinking about?"}, {"start": 904.0, "end": 906.0, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 906.0, "end": 910.0, "text": " Don't you have a thing for me to share with you about?"}, {"start": 910.0, "end": 912.0, "text": " I have someone to share with me."}, {"start": 921.0, "end": 922.0, "text": " Beak."}, {"start": 922.0, "end": 924.0, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 924.0, "end": 926.0, "text": " Are you in trouble?"}, {"start": 926.0, "end": 928.0, "text": " Please, help me!"}, {"start": 928.0, "end": 933.0, "text": " Um, have you tried not doing that?"}, {"start": 933.0, "end": 938.0, "text": " No, I actually haven't."}, {"start": 938.0, "end": 941.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 941.0, "end": 944.0, "text": " What a relief. You're okay?"}, {"start": 944.0, "end": 949.0, "text": " Why is Teen Stooge always there if it takes every chance he can to third wheel?"}, {"start": 949.0, "end": 953.0, "text": " I mean, he's just curious about the world."}, {"start": 953.0, "end": 959.96, "text": " Alright, let's give him something to do."}, {"start": 959.96, "end": 965.48, "text": " Um, he hasn't met either one of these, to be honest."}, {"start": 965.48, "end": 966.48, "text": " What's up, all of you?"}, {"start": 966.48, "end": 968.48, "text": " Hey, nice to meet you."}, {"start": 968.48, "end": 970.48, "text": " I'm Teen Stooch."}, {"start": 970.48, "end": 972.48, "text": " Hey, Teen Stooch."}, {"start": 972.48, "end": 974.48, "text": " I'm Lola."}, {"start": 974.48, "end": 980.48, "text": " Shoo, shoo, shoo."}, {"start": 980.48, "end": 988.64, "text": " Don't share a story like this right now."}, {"start": 988.64, "end": 991.48, "text": " He has no social skills."}, {"start": 991.48, "end": 993.6800000000001, "text": " He's talking about a private, weird story."}, {"start": 993.6800000000001, "end": 997.28, "text": " This is the first time I've ever met somebody."}, {"start": 997.28, "end": 1005.96, "text": " It looks like the support doesn't cover the frog meeting and people are getting angry"}, {"start": 1005.96, "end": 1010.96, "text": " I love this."}, {"start": 1010.96, "end": 1013.96, "text": " Here, I want to give you a horror game."}, {"start": 1013.96, "end": 1015.96, "text": " Something unique."}, {"start": 1015.96, "end": 1018.96, "text": " First of all, we need to eat something."}, {"start": 1018.96, "end": 1022.96, "text": " Here, have some... have one of these elephant ears."}, {"start": 1022.96, "end": 1029.96, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 1029.96, "end": 1034.96, "text": " Loves it."}, {"start": 1035.96, "end": 1044.96, "text": " When you put your socks on, which foot do you start with?"}, {"start": 1044.96, "end": 1047.96, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1047.96, "end": 1048.96, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 1048.96, "end": 1050.8, "text": " Hold on, think about that."}, {"start": 1050.8, "end": 1052.8, "text": " I think it's right."}, {"start": 1052.8, "end": 1058.56, "text": " No, actually, it's left."}, {"start": 1058.56, "end": 1059.56, "text": " Is it though?"}, {"start": 1059.56, "end": 1064.96, "text": " I feel like it depends on where I'm like, if I'm sitting on the edge of a bed or like,"}, {"start": 1064.96, "end": 1069.48, "text": " Am I because sometimes you get them quickly trying to put them on fast? 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I'm known as Leonis Kennedy."}, {"start": 1280.88, "end": 1284.88, "text": " I just wanted to say, why do you have Toad and not Church Toad? Why is this regular Toad?"}, {"start": 1284.88, "end": 1290.68, "text": " you toad well church toad would just have a I would have to take the mushroom"}, {"start": 1290.68, "end": 1298.6000000000001, "text": " off his head and just give him a part in his hair this is regular toad"}, {"start": 1306.2, "end": 1311.88, "text": " I can tell your fortune using bubble just make a church toad to today crunchy"}, {"start": 1311.88, "end": 1317.3600000000001, "text": " Munchy the person you're most compatible with is help one is the one totes enough"}, {"start": 1321.1200000000001, "end": 1325.5400000000002, "text": " You're most compatible with this piggy"}, {"start": 1335.24, "end": 1337.24, "text": " Is that actually mean anything"}, {"start": 1341.88, "end": 1354.0800000000002, "text": " What are they doing? Hold on. What the hell are they doing? Why is he hiding in the bush with a weapon?"}, {"start": 1354.08, "end": 1358.8, "text": " Captain Crunch, but you may nearly as the eternal Holly."}, {"start": 1365.1999999999998, "end": 1367.1999999999998, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 1370.1599999999999, "end": 1373.1999999999998, "text": " Uh, go talk to Miss Piggy."}, {"start": 1373.2, "end": 1400.96, "text": " Oh boy, why would you pull up the"}, {"start": 1400.96, "end": 1401.96, "text": " Hi, I'm home."}, {"start": 1401.96, "end": 1402.96, "text": " No, why would you lose?"}, {"start": 1402.96, "end": 1403.96, "text": " There's nothing in that."}, {"start": 1403.96, "end": 1404.96, "text": " It's a blank book."}, {"start": 1409.96, "end": 1411.46, "text": " That was an expensive makeup set."}, {"start": 1411.46, "end": 1412.46, "text": " It was just a blank book."}, {"start": 1412.46, "end": 1413.96, "text": " There's nothing on any of these pages."}, {"start": 1416.46, "end": 1418.96, "text": " She got it at the back to school sale at Staples."}, {"start": 1420.96, "end": 1421.96, "text": " There's literally nothing in it."}, {"start": 1421.96, "end": 1424.46, "text": " It's just an empty math notebook."}, {"start": 1430.96, "end": 1440.18, "text": " This is new news for May 10th, 2026."}, {"start": 1440.18, "end": 1444.96, "text": " Early this morning, a group of dinosaurs was discovered hosting some kind of oyster party"}, {"start": 1444.96, "end": 1445.96, "text": " in the woods."}, {"start": 1445.96, "end": 1446.96, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1446.96, "end": 1451.8, "text": " According to reports, the colorful herd of dinos luckily gathered to enjoy consuming"}, {"start": 1451.8, "end": 1453.96, "text": " the silence-match oyster."}, {"start": 1453.96, "end": 1459.2, "text": " We didn't know that oyster is part of the dinos diet, one researcher said, but it stands"}, {"start": 1459.2, "end": 1460.2, "text": " to reason."}, {"start": 1460.2, "end": 1462.2, "text": " Who doesn't like an oyster?"}, {"start": 1462.2, "end": 1466.7, "text": " Scientists are still attempting to predict the herd's next migration pattern."}, {"start": 1466.7, "end": 1470.7, "text": " Might this reporter suggest a low-voiced restaurant?"}, {"start": 1470.7, "end": 1473.7, "text": " We asked residents for their reactions."}, {"start": 1473.7, "end": 1475.2, "text": " Is this a rerun?"}, {"start": 1475.2, "end": 1477.7, "text": " I thought everyone knew about it."}, {"start": 1477.7, "end": 1480.7, "text": " I can't even pretend like I don't see it."}, {"start": 1481.7, "end": 1483.7, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 1483.7, "end": 1487.7, "text": " I'm P-TOP, and this has been the One O'Clock News."}, {"start": 1487.7, "end": 1490.7, "text": " I think they were dinosaur sounds."}, {"start": 1492.7, "end": 1493.7, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 1493.7, "end": 1495.7, "text": " What's going on, Ronald?"}, {"start": 1496.7, "end": 1498.7, "text": " He's in love."}, {"start": 1500.7, "end": 1503.7, "text": " Hey, Toad, do that thing again."}, {"start": 1503.7, "end": 1505.7, "text": " Shoo!"}, {"start": 1508.7, "end": 1511.7, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 1511.7, "end": 1518.7, "text": " I want to be sweet hearts."}, {"start": 1518.7, "end": 1520.02, "text": " Wait, didn't we see this before?"}, {"start": 1520.02, "end": 1521.02, "text": " Did we see this?"}, {"start": 1521.02, "end": 1522.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1522.02, "end": 1524.6200000000001, "text": " Do you need me?"}, {"start": 1524.6200000000001, "end": 1525.8600000000001, "text": " He is crushing on Toad."}, {"start": 1525.8600000000001, "end": 1528.46, "text": " I just seem to naturally follow Toad when he's nearby."}, {"start": 1528.46, "end": 1529.9, "text": " Alright, well we gotta make this happen."}, {"start": 1529.9, "end": 1530.9, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 1530.9, "end": 1533.7, "text": " Astur will be ready in about two minutes."}, {"start": 1533.7, "end": 1540.7, "text": " Let's bring Toad over here."}, {"start": 1540.7, "end": 1550.7, "text": " Come here, Toad."}, {"start": 1550.7, "end": 1567.7, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 1567.7, "end": 1570.5, "text": " Not all the relationships are meant to be."}, {"start": 1570.5, "end": 1577.5, "text": " You just really don't want to see Toad and Ronald McDonald."}, {"start": 1577.5, "end": 1588.5, "text": " Why are there are you and gods wait wait wait wait wait."}, {"start": 1588.5, "end": 1593.02, "text": " Speaking of a scramble dig, you'll never guess what happened to Wildegg."}, {"start": 1593.02, "end": 1596.18, "text": " That's what I'm, I don't know, I should very much guess."}, {"start": 1596.18, "end": 1598.38, "text": " So, I'll leave a charcoal with a grimby."}, {"start": 1600.22, "end": 1601.22, "text": " Okay, but..."}, {"start": 1602.22, "end": 1604.62, "text": " Absolutely Wilde, right!"}, {"start": 1604.62, "end": 1608.62, "text": " But now this is where the scramble dig story gets particulates!"}, {"start": 1608.62, "end": 1610.62, "text": " I thought you were in love with him."}, {"start": 1610.62, "end": 1612.62, "text": " Why are you even listening to me?"}, {"start": 1615.02, "end": 1618.02, "text": " The scramble dig will haunt my dreams tonight."}, {"start": 1618.5, "end": 1622.46, "text": " I can feel my love for you fading away. Whoa"}, {"start": 1626.66, "end": 1628.66, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 1634.5, "end": 1641.5, "text": " If you just want to talk about it, well, I get it. I mean that's a kind of weird thing to talk about that intensely"}, {"start": 1641.5, "end": 1648.26, "text": " Okay, well that didn't work out."}, {"start": 1648.26, "end": 1652.98, "text": " Uh, stairs are gonna be ready."}, {"start": 1652.98, "end": 1653.98, "text": " So weird."}, {"start": 1653.98, "end": 1655.78, "text": " Oh, I love Toad."}, {"start": 1655.78, "end": 1657.78, "text": " I wish I could be Toad's sweetheart."}, {"start": 1657.78, "end": 1660.02, "text": " Oh, he's so boring."}, {"start": 1660.02, "end": 1662.02, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 1662.02, "end": 1669.02, "text": " I'll put a machine on."}, {"start": 1669.02, "end": 1670.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1670.02, "end": 1676.02, "text": " I'll put a machine on."}, {"start": 1676.02, "end": 1677.02, "text": " Realistic experience."}, {"start": 1677.02, "end": 1684.02, "text": " I'll place the machine on."}, {"start": 1684.02, "end": 1685.02, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 1685.02, "end": 1689.02, "text": " So we're going to get an alien rock?"}, {"start": 1689.02, "end": 1694.02, "text": " Hey goodness, just a dream?"}, {"start": 1698.02, "end": 1701.02, "text": " Oh, uh, what's up?"}, {"start": 1701.02, "end": 1705.02, "text": " Okay, uh, I'm gonna give Sterak all after you have a mushroom."}, {"start": 1705.02, "end": 1707.02, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 1719.02, "end": 1725.54, "text": " All right, let's put this away. I will answer stirs following me actually, so I will answer it"}, {"start": 1728.66, "end": 1730.02, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 1730.02, "end": 1732.9, "text": " How's it going? Hello my little baby boo boo"}, {"start": 1733.74, "end": 1736.66, "text": " It's so good to hear from you"}, {"start": 1737.74, "end": 1743.32, "text": " Hello, my name is stir. I am an outgoing go-getter. You gotta do it, right?"}, {"start": 1743.32, "end": 1744.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1744.32, "end": 1748.04, "text": " That's just not a stir, does it?"}, {"start": 1748.04, "end": 1749.4399999999998, "text": " My name is Ster."}, {"start": 1749.4399999999998, "end": 1750.4399999999998, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1750.4399999999998, "end": 1752.6399999999999, "text": " My name is Ster."}, {"start": 1752.6399999999999, "end": 1757.72, "text": " You could do you better than that, I think."}, {"start": 1757.72, "end": 1761.04, "text": " I would need time."}, {"start": 1761.04, "end": 1763.04, "text": " What like, while we were waiting?"}, {"start": 1763.04, "end": 1764.76, "text": " I was just waiting here for you."}, {"start": 1764.76, "end": 1766.28, "text": " I don't know why you're playing that game."}, {"start": 1766.28, "end": 1767.28, "text": " I thought-"}, {"start": 1767.28, "end": 1768.28, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1768.28, "end": 1774.84, "text": " put together um hello my name is stir soundboard of myself quick enough the"}, {"start": 1774.84, "end": 1779.0, "text": " answer is no oh you mean like for today yeah"}, {"start": 1779.0, "end": 1784.92, "text": " a couple of phrases and hello my name is maybe maybe that that could have been"}, {"start": 1784.92, "end": 1790.92, "text": " pretty crazy but that's that's a that's a lot of working in an hour in 10 minutes"}, {"start": 1790.92, "end": 1796.76, "text": " more like 10 since i thought of it right uh but anyways hey what's up now i just"}, {"start": 1796.76, "end": 1808.6, "text": " to say that nothing so tired you're tired so so tired what's got you so tired today I woke up"}, {"start": 1808.6, "end": 1813.32, "text": " and I did a lot of things and you know how in like every bone hurts but not because you're old"}, {"start": 1813.32, "end": 1819.08, "text": " and brittle mm-hmm but because you've done a lot yeah yeah it's the done a lot soreness"}, {"start": 1819.08, "end": 1823.5, "text": " It's been a lot."}, {"start": 1823.5, "end": 1826.84, "text": " I haven't been this done a lot in years."}, {"start": 1826.84, "end": 1827.84, "text": " Are you doing a lot?"}, {"start": 1827.84, "end": 1828.84, "text": " You're doing a lot."}, {"start": 1828.84, "end": 1830.84, "text": " I'm doing a lot."}, {"start": 1830.84, "end": 1832.84, "text": " Literally a lot."}, {"start": 1832.84, "end": 1836.1599999999999, "text": " Well, you're about to do a parking lot."}, {"start": 1836.1599999999999, "end": 1840.1999999999998, "text": " Let's have some relaxing time playing this game that's scary, that's going to make you"}, {"start": 1840.1999999999998, "end": 1842.56, "text": " scream and stuff."}, {"start": 1842.56, "end": 1848.12, "text": " This game was rated the number one most scary game for German and German to play together"}, {"start": 1848.1200000000001, "end": 1857.0000000000002, "text": " in a super person co-op is we seriously yeah that's kind of crazy it was weird"}, {"start": 1857.0000000000002, "end": 1861.8400000000001, "text": " that idea and published that they really wanted to see us play it I guess"}, {"start": 1861.8400000000001, "end": 1866.42, "text": " somebody on the IGN staff that's interesting all right well I'm I'm"}, {"start": 1866.42, "end": 1871.2800000000002, "text": " right are you are you in the game yeah let me host okay do you want to invite"}, {"start": 1871.28, "end": 1873.28, "text": " I do want just to come find you."}, {"start": 1873.28, "end": 1875.28, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1875.28, "end": 1878.28, "text": " We shall see. I clicked host and it's starting the game."}, {"start": 1878.28, "end": 1881.28, "text": " Oh, we gotta pre-compile the shaders when you click start."}, {"start": 1881.28, "end": 1884.28, "text": " Oh, there's a shader compiler? Okay."}, {"start": 1884.28, "end": 1886.28, "text": " Yeah, but only after you click start game."}, {"start": 1886.28, "end": 1887.28, "text": " Oh, so I gotta try."}, {"start": 1887.28, "end": 1888.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1888.28, "end": 1891.28, "text": " Uh, you might have to just invite me."}, {"start": 1891.28, "end": 1892.28, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 1892.28, "end": 1894.28, "text": " Perhaps."}, {"start": 1894.28, "end": 1895.28, "text": " How are you doing?"}, {"start": 1895.28, "end": 1898.28, "text": " I'm doing good. I'm doing alright."}, {"start": 1898.28, "end": 1908.2, "text": " I'm just waiting to play with my favorite re-animal partner do you get it"}, {"start": 1908.2, "end": 1913.28, "text": " because it's like oh there's a hold on I'm inviting you because I get the only"}, {"start": 1913.28, "end": 1916.8, "text": " person I've played re-animal with so how could you not be the my favorite like"}, {"start": 1916.8, "end": 1920.2, "text": " person to partner up to play this with that's that's what they suggested on"}, {"start": 1920.2, "end": 1930.6000000000001, "text": " IGN yeah all right I'm joining um there was a patch this game so like 500"}, {"start": 1930.6000000000001, "end": 1934.96, "text": " people can join one server so like don't leak the code no it's like it will be a"}, {"start": 1934.96, "end": 1942.28, "text": " battle royale these areas yeah I think we're just starting yeah but like imagine"}, {"start": 1942.28, "end": 1947.1200000000001, "text": " 500 people in the show cutscene we need to see we need to see how we become the"}, {"start": 1947.1200000000001, "end": 1960.0800000000002, "text": " re-animal brothers okay why'd you just do that wait I"}, {"start": 1960.0800000000002, "end": 1964.72, "text": " what you pause the game I helped out for one second and it"}, {"start": 1964.72, "end": 1968.3200000000002, "text": " was I thought you had a dream on I had to stop it"}, {"start": 1970.88, "end": 1974.0800000000002, "text": " all right so where's my character who is this you're the boat"}, {"start": 1977.1200000000001, "end": 1979.1200000000001, "text": " Gonna turn it up a little"}, {"start": 1980.2800000000002, "end": 1985.2800000000002, "text": " Did I okay yeah, okay it paused for you to yeah"}, {"start": 1987.3600000000001, "end": 1989.3600000000001, "text": " Trying it up"}, {"start": 1994.0400000000002, "end": 1996.2, "text": " I played the demo of this it's pretty good"}, {"start": 1997.3200000000002, "end": 2000.8200000000002, "text": " This is me. I think I think that is you. Oh wait, is it you?"}, {"start": 2002.24, "end": 2004.44, "text": " Then yeah, you must you must be the water"}, {"start": 2004.44, "end": 2014.44, "text": " I think you are just driving around."}, {"start": 2014.44, "end": 2017.44, "text": " I'm not going to the spooky island, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 2017.44, "end": 2019.44, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2019.44, "end": 2021.44, "text": " Did you crash into the invisible mall?"}, {"start": 2021.44, "end": 2030.44, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to the spooky island."}, {"start": 2030.44, "end": 2033.44, "text": " Dude, you gotta go, I think you have to go to the blinking light."}, {"start": 2033.44, "end": 2036.48, "text": " I think that's good. Yeah, go to the dip and there's a blinking light over there now"}, {"start": 2037.28, "end": 2042.24, "text": " I've just seen that one in the distance. Yeah, I think you have to go to that one next after that"}, {"start": 2043.04, "end": 2044.96, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2044.96, "end": 2048.8, "text": " And then from here, I think the next point in the way"}, {"start": 2050.32, "end": 2053.84, "text": " Maybe not because they might be like paths to the left maybe"}, {"start": 2054.88, "end": 2059.6, "text": " No, no, that's that's right. That's right. I see another one right there to the left of that one. Thank you"}, {"start": 2060.7200000000003, "end": 2062.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, now I think that's where I think that's correct"}, {"start": 2063.44, "end": 2070.64, "text": " okay from here though not right there right there"}, {"start": 2070.64, "end": 2074.6, "text": " but this one's got birds the birds probably signified that you're making"}, {"start": 2074.6, "end": 2079.36, "text": " progress or something I don't see another one though"}, {"start": 2080.2000000000003, "end": 2087.68, "text": " I don't see another one do you see another one I'm thinking I'm going for a"}, {"start": 2087.68, "end": 2098.0, "text": " swim. I look like Kermit. Um, I need to figure this out here. They definitely, this cutscene"}, {"start": 2098.0, "end": 2104.72, "text": " is to give you time to see where they go next, I think. Oh, I got you. Yeah, but I'm more"}, {"start": 2104.72, "end": 2112.0, "text": " worried about the direction of the game and where we go from here. You look like that's"}, {"start": 2112.0, "end": 2114.88, "text": " to you. Yeah. Oh, it is. All right."}, {"start": 2118.48, "end": 2119.08, "text": " Get him."}, {"start": 2124.24, "end": 2127.04, "text": " Okay, Tony, I actually was spamming X and for some reason I"}, {"start": 2127.04, "end": 2128.04, "text": " thought I just did that."}, {"start": 2129.36, "end": 2129.96, "text": " You did."}, {"start": 2132.96, "end": 2135.04, "text": " I'm telling you, side profile, I look like Kermit."}, {"start": 2137.24, "end": 2138.28, "text": " You do kind of look like Kermit."}, {"start": 2142.0, "end": 2147.0, "text": " All right, so I'm the light."}, {"start": 2147.0, "end": 2160.0, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 2160.0, "end": 2169.0, "text": " Welcome to ReAnimal."}, {"start": 2169.0, "end": 2171.0, "text": " Supa, ray animal."}, {"start": 2171.0, "end": 2174.0, "text": " You use that thing slowly because you're like really scared."}, {"start": 2174.0, "end": 2178.0, "text": " It's a mechanism, it's a coping mechanism sometimes. It works."}, {"start": 2180.0, "end": 2183.0, "text": " Alright, drive us. I'll guide us with the light."}, {"start": 2186.0, "end": 2190.0, "text": " Alright dude, straight ahead. There it is. Yep, okay, good."}, {"start": 2199.0, "end": 2203.4, "text": " If this is like tricking your little brother into thinking he's playing with you for you right now."}, {"start": 2204.1, "end": 2205.9, "text": " It won't be like that in five minutes."}, {"start": 2207.5, "end": 2208.5, "text": " It'll be like that."}, {"start": 2211.0, "end": 2213.6, "text": " Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? The beacon! The light!"}, {"start": 2214.7, "end": 2218.5, "text": " Dude, there's falling rocks down here! Dude, we're supposed to follow the lights! That's what the game taught us that."}, {"start": 2218.5, "end": 2219.5, "text": " The light will be here!"}, {"start": 2219.5, "end": 2224.0, "text": " No, the game taught us to follow the beacons. The falling rocks are gonna kill us now. This is a fucking bad path."}, {"start": 2225.7, "end": 2228.5, "text": " Well, then everything that happens from this point forward is my fault."}, {"start": 2229.0, "end": 2232.0, "text": " But I'm pretty sure they said they lived in the crevasse."}, {"start": 2234.0, "end": 2237.0, "text": " I don't know. What if there's two crevices?"}, {"start": 2239.0, "end": 2240.0, "text": " Oh, I'm actually helping."}, {"start": 2241.0, "end": 2242.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2243.0, "end": 2246.0, "text": " Oh, shit. This is up to you. You're a light guy."}, {"start": 2246.0, "end": 2247.0, "text": " Left."}, {"start": 2255.0, "end": 2256.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2256.0, "end": 2259.0, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 2259.0, "end": 2263.0, "text": " That works too."}, {"start": 2263.0, "end": 2268.0, "text": " That gets us there."}, {"start": 2268.0, "end": 2273.0, "text": " What goes backwards faster at least?"}, {"start": 2273.0, "end": 2276.0, "text": " Start 15."}, {"start": 2276.0, "end": 2278.0, "text": " Left."}, {"start": 2278.0, "end": 2281.0, "text": " That's a circle."}, {"start": 2281.0, "end": 2285.0, "text": " No, I think it actually looks like a circle."}, {"start": 2285.0, "end": 2287.0, "text": " No, I think it actually is a circle."}, {"start": 2287.0, "end": 2289.0, "text": " Wait, is it? No, it's not."}, {"start": 2289.0, "end": 2291.0, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 2294.0, "end": 2296.0, "text": " Step on the gas."}, {"start": 2296.0, "end": 2298.0, "text": " This is as fast as it'll go."}, {"start": 2298.0, "end": 2300.0, "text": " Jump, jump, jump."}, {"start": 2309.0, "end": 2311.0, "text": " Alright, good luck."}, {"start": 2311.0, "end": 2315.0, "text": " There's... I can't see there's a mine there!"}, {"start": 2316.0, "end": 2318.0, "text": " It's hard, man."}, {"start": 2322.0, "end": 2324.0, "text": " We're there yet?"}, {"start": 2327.0, "end": 2331.0, "text": " Okay, here come the oboes. That's how you know shit's about to get crazy."}, {"start": 2335.0, "end": 2337.0, "text": " If you're not wrong."}, {"start": 2341.0, "end": 2344.0, "text": " Yeah, it's weird that I got you to play with me. This is the whole game."}, {"start": 2345.0, "end": 2346.0, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 2349.0, "end": 2352.0, "text": " As long as I get a chocolate chip cookie out of this, I'll be happy."}, {"start": 2355.0, "end": 2358.0, "text": " Watch out for the man. Alright, land."}, {"start": 2363.0, "end": 2364.0, "text": " See, open it up."}, {"start": 2365.0, "end": 2366.0, "text": " Get your load, rat!"}, {"start": 2368.0, "end": 2370.0, "text": " Alright, fuck the rat. Anymore? I am..."}, {"start": 2371.0, "end": 2375.0, "text": " The rat is the item."}, {"start": 2375.0, "end": 2379.0, "text": " Rat!"}, {"start": 2379.0, "end": 2383.0, "text": " The rat went in here."}, {"start": 2383.0, "end": 2387.0, "text": " He's open to everything."}, {"start": 2387.0, "end": 2391.0, "text": " I'm gonna follow the rat."}, {"start": 2391.0, "end": 2395.0, "text": " Anything else in any of these?"}, {"start": 2395.0, "end": 2399.0, "text": " First dude, first puzzle, destroyed."}, {"start": 2399.0, "end": 2408.24, "text": " Yeah, this is one of those jump likes."}, {"start": 2408.24, "end": 2410.56, "text": " Oh, you can't open it."}, {"start": 2410.56, "end": 2411.76, "text": " Uh, I can't."}, {"start": 2411.76, "end": 2412.76, "text": " I need a key."}, {"start": 2412.76, "end": 2413.76, "text": " But there's no key."}, {"start": 2413.76, "end": 2414.76, "text": " You get it."}, {"start": 2414.76, "end": 2415.76, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 2415.76, "end": 2416.76, "text": " Second puzzle."}, {"start": 2416.76, "end": 2417.76, "text": " Second puzzle fucking decimated."}, {"start": 2417.76, "end": 2426.88, "text": " Because how are we supposed to know what key that door is for?"}, {"start": 2426.88, "end": 2433.88, "text": " They could have been any door."}, {"start": 2436.7200000000003, "end": 2439.84, "text": " Any secrets in here?"}, {"start": 2439.84, "end": 2444.8, "text": " I think there's going to be plenty of secrets in this game."}, {"start": 2444.8, "end": 2446.52, "text": " Where's my lantern? Didn't I have one?"}, {"start": 2446.52, "end": 2453.52, "text": " Oh, uh, left trigger is approached by the way."}, {"start": 2453.52, "end": 2455.52, "text": " This is loud."}, {"start": 2457.52, "end": 2459.52, "text": " This is really loud!"}, {"start": 2461.52, "end": 2464.52, "text": " Oh my god! Turn it off!"}, {"start": 2465.52, "end": 2467.52, "text": " Third puzzle."}, {"start": 2469.52, "end": 2471.52, "text": " Yeah, confirmed. It did stop."}, {"start": 2471.52, "end": 2473.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2476.52, "end": 2478.52, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, dude, dude!"}, {"start": 2480.52, "end": 2482.52, "text": " What the heck is that?"}, {"start": 2483.52, "end": 2494.48, "text": " go you're not gonna make it wait should we press that one too"}, {"start": 2497.24, "end": 2511.0, "text": " you have one too do you get a wider that's so much more effort"}, {"start": 2513.52, "end": 2519.64, "text": " We'll really go with this tutorial."}, {"start": 2519.64, "end": 2527.92, "text": " Idean was right about us."}, {"start": 2527.92, "end": 2530.04, "text": " I slide down and knock you up."}, {"start": 2530.04, "end": 2531.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2531.04, "end": 2532.04, "text": " Monster incoming."}, {"start": 2532.04, "end": 2533.04, "text": " He was behind the door."}, {"start": 2533.04, "end": 2534.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2534.04, "end": 2535.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2535.04, "end": 2536.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2536.04, "end": 2537.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2537.04, "end": 2538.04, "text": " Monster!"}, {"start": 2538.04, "end": 2552.36, "text": " All right, I think we have to put the boxes on top of each other over here."}, {"start": 2552.36, "end": 2554.12, "text": " I think we have to move the boxes."}, {"start": 2554.12, "end": 2556.52, "text": " All right, move box."}, {"start": 2556.52, "end": 2559.52, "text": " Can you grab this box?"}, {"start": 2559.52, "end": 2564.52, "text": " All right, you can, you can."}, {"start": 2564.52, "end": 2565.52, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 2565.52, "end": 2572.52, "text": " I think we just have to go to the left."}, {"start": 2572.52, "end": 2574.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2574.52, "end": 2579.52, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2579.52, "end": 2581.52, "text": " Point one to me."}, {"start": 2581.52, "end": 2583.52, "text": " Okay, but that's fine."}, {"start": 2583.52, "end": 2585.52, "text": " That's a bit too..."}, {"start": 2585.52, "end": 2588.52, "text": " We're just puzzling."}, {"start": 2588.52, "end": 2592.52, "text": " Alright, now you have to go around and grab me."}, {"start": 2592.52, "end": 2594.52, "text": " Oh, you grabbed my lighter hand."}, {"start": 2594.52, "end": 2596.52, "text": " It's dangerous. It burns"}, {"start": 2600.6, "end": 2602.6, "text": " All right three here"}, {"start": 2606.88, "end": 2611.04, "text": " All right ladder going up line line"}, {"start": 2617.92, "end": 2621.16, "text": " All right, this is why would they have it like this?"}, {"start": 2621.16, "end": 2628.92, "text": " why would they have it like this let's figure it out first okay door can you"}, {"start": 2628.92, "end": 2636.08, "text": " open it okay should we do we got to check the other side first but can you"}, {"start": 2636.08, "end": 2644.64, "text": " fall off this I I know you but we gotta be careful there yeah what I would not"}, {"start": 2644.64, "end": 2646.64, "text": " not fall."}, {"start": 2646.64, "end": 2648.64, "text": " Ah, secret."}, {"start": 2653.64, "end": 2654.64, "text": " Okay, cool."}, {"start": 2654.64, "end": 2656.64, "text": " That's a good mask."}, {"start": 2656.64, "end": 2658.64, "text": " That's a wild mask."}, {"start": 2658.64, "end": 2660.64, "text": " This is crazy looking."}, {"start": 2660.64, "end": 2662.64, "text": " I feel like,"}, {"start": 2662.64, "end": 2664.64, "text": " I feel like I'm happy with my Kermit mask, but..."}, {"start": 2664.64, "end": 2667.64, "text": " I'll keep the weird bird mask."}, {"start": 2667.64, "end": 2670.64, "text": " Yeah, this must be the alt route already."}, {"start": 2670.64, "end": 2672.64, "text": " Well, we found one of the secrets."}, {"start": 2672.64, "end": 2673.98, "text": " Great, great secret."}, {"start": 2678.8799999999997, "end": 2680.8799999999997, "text": " If you're pressing the wrong buttons."}, {"start": 2686.08, "end": 2687.8399999999997, "text": " That's kind of good for now though."}, {"start": 2687.8399999999997, "end": 2688.8399999999997, "text": " I think we'd probably come back to this"}, {"start": 2688.8399999999997, "end": 2690.64, "text": " in a couple days or something."}, {"start": 2691.64, "end": 2693.08, "text": " I'm getting a little scared."}, {"start": 2695.08, "end": 2695.92, "text": " I need wood."}, {"start": 2701.2799999999997, "end": 2702.2799999999997, "text": " You should leave."}, {"start": 2702.64, "end": 2708.16, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 2708.16, "end": 2710.3599999999997, "text": " We can fit through these."}, {"start": 2710.3599999999997, "end": 2714.12, "text": " We actually probably can."}, {"start": 2714.12, "end": 2717.4, "text": " I mean the burger with no honey mustard, dude, then why even have a burger?"}, {"start": 2717.4, "end": 2719.08, "text": " I feel you, man."}, {"start": 2719.08, "end": 2720.08, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2720.08, "end": 2722.0, "text": " What are you gonna do about that?"}, {"start": 2722.0, "end": 2723.12, "text": " That sucks, dude."}, {"start": 2723.12, "end": 2726.48, "text": " No honey mustard?"}, {"start": 2726.48, "end": 2728.96, "text": " How could you eat any burger?"}, {"start": 2728.96, "end": 2732.2, "text": " Oh, honey, must have."}, {"start": 2732.2, "end": 2734.2, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 2734.2, "end": 2735.2, "text": " I did this in the demo."}, {"start": 2735.2, "end": 2738.76, "text": " I'm not going to tell you how to do it, though."}, {"start": 2738.76, "end": 2739.52, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 2739.52, "end": 2741.32, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 2741.32, "end": 2742.4, "text": " Played the demo?"}, {"start": 2742.4, "end": 2742.9, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 2745.52, "end": 2746.52, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2746.52, "end": 2748.7200000000003, "text": " Did you go to go through this door?"}, {"start": 2748.7200000000003, "end": 2749.92, "text": " You just open the door?"}, {"start": 2749.92, "end": 2752.52, "text": " OK, check it out."}, {"start": 2752.52, "end": 2754.4, "text": " Where's that?"}, {"start": 2754.4, "end": 2755.4, "text": " Oh, boy."}, {"start": 2758.96, "end": 2763.96, "text": " You did not play a demo if you didn't know to go left in the first spot."}, {"start": 2763.96, "end": 2764.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2764.96, "end": 2767.96, "text": " Read this computer, dude."}, {"start": 2767.96, "end": 2771.96, "text": " It's an evil computer, dude. I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 2771.96, "end": 2772.96, "text": " Evil?"}, {"start": 2772.96, "end": 2776.96, "text": " Well, that's actually the nice computer."}, {"start": 2776.96, "end": 2782.96, "text": " This is just how I feel like everybody watches fucking the iPad before bed."}, {"start": 2782.96, "end": 2789.96, "text": " This is just how everybody just sits up and lies down on their back and watches fucking YouTube videos."}, {"start": 2789.96, "end": 2795.96, "text": " Especially because you can't remember what you watched afterward. You might as well."}, {"start": 2795.96, "end": 2798.96, "text": " I do this."}, {"start": 2798.96, "end": 2805.96, "text": " What? The mind-altering temboy training? What?"}, {"start": 2805.96, "end": 2808.96, "text": " This is the one that was supposed to hit local."}, {"start": 2808.96, "end": 2810.96, "text": " Alright, this is loud."}, {"start": 2812.96, "end": 2815.96, "text": " So, okay!"}, {"start": 2815.96, "end": 2818.96, "text": " Was that not how you do it in the demo?"}, {"start": 2818.96, "end": 2821.96, "text": " I think we have to do the whole section again."}, {"start": 2821.96, "end": 2823.96, "text": " Okay, no, no."}, {"start": 2823.96, "end": 2826.96, "text": " Our save point is the fucking iPad."}, {"start": 2826.96, "end": 2828.96, "text": " The iPad fucking shorts."}, {"start": 2828.96, "end": 2830.96, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 2831.96, "end": 2833.96, "text": " Alright, so here's what we're going to do."}, {"start": 2833.96, "end": 2843.96, "text": " Get out here and then jump in the hole."}, {"start": 2843.96, "end": 2848.96, "text": " The hole was already jump-in-able."}, {"start": 2848.96, "end": 2853.96, "text": " Okay, I'm not gonna do it again."}, {"start": 2853.96, "end": 2858.96, "text": " What was that recipe? What was that fried chicken recipe?"}, {"start": 2858.96, "end": 2860.96, "text": " There's nothing on the channel."}, {"start": 2861.96, "end": 2864.96, "text": " Oh, it's another fried chicken recipe. This time, it's with..."}, {"start": 2864.96, "end": 2867.96, "text": " They have substituted corn flakes with fucking cereal."}, {"start": 2869.96, "end": 2870.96, "text": " Put something else on, please."}, {"start": 2870.96, "end": 2871.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2872.96, "end": 2873.96, "text": " We're like two channels!"}, {"start": 2878.96, "end": 2881.96, "text": " I mean, they substituted breadcrumbs with cereal. I fucked it up!"}, {"start": 2881.96, "end": 2893.96, "text": " We have to split up."}, {"start": 2893.96, "end": 2902.96, "text": " We're going to have to split up."}, {"start": 2902.96, "end": 2905.96, "text": " I can't hear you."}, {"start": 2905.96, "end": 2907.96, "text": " Yeah, go turn that up."}, {"start": 2915.96, "end": 2918.96, "text": " Can you play in the fight now? Come on!"}, {"start": 2918.96, "end": 2920.96, "text": " Turn it off!"}, {"start": 2926.96, "end": 2929.96, "text": " I think I can like walk across. Yeah, that's the point, right?"}, {"start": 2929.96, "end": 2934.96, "text": " Wait, you could have pulled me up. Wait, I'm afraid to go do this. Is he gonna kill me?"}, {"start": 2934.96, "end": 2936.96, "text": " I'm afraid of you going to do this."}, {"start": 2939.12, "end": 2940.12, "text": " My character's stuck."}, {"start": 2941.46, "end": 2942.76, "text": " No, you've got to, we're supposed to do that."}, {"start": 2943.06, "end": 2945.26, "text": " And then I go up here, and then..."}, {"start": 2947.06, "end": 2949.76, "text": " Say, see you later, thanks for the fucking, thanks for the game!"}, {"start": 2950.66, "end": 2953.16, "text": " Okay, I see, you gotta, you gotta push down the plank."}, {"start": 2964.96, "end": 2969.96, "text": " I think I have to turn the sound effects down."}, {"start": 2969.96, "end": 2972.96, "text": " Alright, can we do a quick pause so I can turn the sound effects down?"}, {"start": 2972.96, "end": 2980.96, "text": " Or do you guys want the loud sound effects or do you want to keep it loud or turn it down to 10%?"}, {"start": 2980.96, "end": 2990.96, "text": " Um, if you do any decision by yourself, I just want to know."}, {"start": 2990.96, "end": 2992.96, "text": " There."}, {"start": 2992.96, "end": 2994.96, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 2994.96, "end": 3000.96, "text": " The horror game, you need to loud for the jump scares to like hurt your ears."}, {"start": 3000.96, "end": 3002.96, "text": " Gas."}, {"start": 3002.96, "end": 3008.96, "text": " How did you fall?"}, {"start": 3008.96, "end": 3013.96, "text": " Okay, I guess if you move around real quick, you fall down sometimes."}, {"start": 3013.96, "end": 3016.96, "text": " Oh, that was interesting timing, okay."}, {"start": 3016.96, "end": 3021.96, "text": " Alright, you open this one if it's filled with gas."}, {"start": 3021.96, "end": 3026.96, "text": " I'll have to have my lighter up if it is."}, {"start": 3026.96, "end": 3031.96, "text": " Oh! What the heck? Do you see that?"}, {"start": 3031.96, "end": 3036.96, "text": " Is he dead? Can I put it on? Can I wear it? Can I wear your skin?"}, {"start": 3036.96, "end": 3040.96, "text": " This is just so scary! I gotta get out of here! I gotta go! I gotta run!"}, {"start": 3040.96, "end": 3043.96, "text": " I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta go!"}, {"start": 3043.96, "end": 3045.96, "text": " Why would it work anymore? I don't think I got that"}, {"start": 3049.2400000000002, "end": 3051.2400000000002, "text": " All right, let's go"}, {"start": 3055.36, "end": 3057.46, "text": " I do ten bucks that guy gets up"}, {"start": 3060.0, "end": 3062.0, "text": " Chases after me"}, {"start": 3062.92, "end": 3065.82, "text": " It's fucking paranoid ten bucks"}, {"start": 3065.82, "end": 3085.5, "text": " Watch out don't jump off that one."}, {"start": 3085.5, "end": 3087.0, "text": " I haven't seen one animal."}, {"start": 3087.0, "end": 3089.5, "text": " This is the intro of the rat."}, {"start": 3089.5, "end": 3094.78, "text": " Alright so there's a way to go down, there's the boxes over there, boxes are always bait"}, {"start": 3094.78, "end": 3100.0600000000004, "text": " in this game because it's just a way just to be look look at how but you can't go that way"}, {"start": 3102.7000000000003, "end": 3104.38, "text": " so i i guess you have to hold it for you"}, {"start": 3111.02, "end": 3117.26, "text": " it's crazy to think this is uh wait what's that guy oh is that guy boy wait what's something"}, {"start": 3117.26, "end": 3124.2200000000003, "text": " back here what are you gonna say crazy one uh this is where 90 percent of spiderman's villains come"}, {"start": 3124.2200000000003, "end": 3144.0400000000004, "text": " from the sewer what villain didn't come from the sewer I couldn't tell you at one point"}, {"start": 3144.0400000000004, "end": 3150.0400000000004, "text": " or another they all spend some time there Dr. Octopus yeah but I've seen him fight him"}, {"start": 3150.04, "end": 3163.36, "text": " in the sewer. Watch out. Turn your light system off. Men. Oh my god, there he is! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3163.36, "end": 3164.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3164.36, "end": 3166.28, "text": " It didn't work."}, {"start": 3166.28, "end": 3176.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3176.84, "end": 3180.6, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 3180.6, "end": 3183.48, "text": " I just killed that guy."}, {"start": 3183.48, "end": 3189.1600000000003, "text": " I just got an achievement for doing that for some reason."}, {"start": 3189.1600000000003, "end": 3191.36, "text": " What's that say?"}, {"start": 3191.36, "end": 3192.36, "text": " Concept art unlocked."}, {"start": 3192.36, "end": 3194.6400000000003, "text": " Oh, I got art you killed someone"}, {"start": 3198.1200000000003, "end": 3200.1200000000003, "text": " Oops"}, {"start": 3203.76, "end": 3205.76, "text": " I think the environments are really nice looking"}, {"start": 3207.8, "end": 3211.04, "text": " We can we can go the other way I think we're here we"}, {"start": 3213.0, "end": 3217.1, "text": " Don't want to go towards man, so we just got to be careful really we can walk on the edge of this"}, {"start": 3217.1, "end": 3224.62, "text": " I don't think so or we're probably gonna have to get like a mine cart. Oh jeez"}, {"start": 3231.3399999999997, "end": 3236.38, "text": " Oh gosh, I just was down. I'm just testing. I'm just testing to see"}, {"start": 3238.7799999999997, "end": 3243.7599999999998, "text": " All right, let's let's what you push the guy up so you get the achievement. That's why I did that"}, {"start": 3247.1, "end": 3249.1, "text": " And then I'll get the concept art"}, {"start": 3255.02, "end": 3262.7799999999997, "text": " Cool, all right, did you get the achievement? No, did you get it before I don't know"}, {"start": 3262.78, "end": 3264.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3266.86, "end": 3268.86, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3273.1800000000003, "end": 3275.96, "text": " Boy boy boy, I think I see it in a room"}, {"start": 3277.1400000000003, "end": 3283.1400000000003, "text": " You've got your light out. Oh, here it is. Here's the cart push. Oh, yeah, I couldn't get this to work"}, {"start": 3283.1400000000003, "end": 3286.9, "text": " Well, no, there's doors. Do you want to check? Let's do this first"}, {"start": 3288.34, "end": 3290.86, "text": " Or not gonna be able to come back. Yeah, we will"}, {"start": 3292.78, "end": 3295.78, "text": " All right, push."}, {"start": 3295.78, "end": 3298.78, "text": " I'm pulling with all my strength."}, {"start": 3298.78, "end": 3300.78, "text": " All right, it's probably Rusty."}, {"start": 3300.78, "end": 3302.78, "text": " Gotta get an anti-Rust can."}, {"start": 3308.78, "end": 3310.78, "text": " There's no wheels, right?"}, {"start": 3310.78, "end": 3312.78, "text": " I'm vaguely remembering this part."}, {"start": 3314.78, "end": 3316.78, "text": " Yeah, I gotta put wheels on."}, {"start": 3316.78, "end": 3323.5, "text": " Oh, does the demo beat the whole game?"}, {"start": 3323.5, "end": 3324.5, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 3324.5, "end": 3325.5, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3325.5, "end": 3326.5, "text": " What does that sound?"}, {"start": 3326.5, "end": 3327.5, "text": " There's a hand blower."}, {"start": 3327.5, "end": 3328.5, "text": " Oh, all right."}, {"start": 3328.5, "end": 3329.5, "text": " Hide in the toilet."}, {"start": 3329.5, "end": 3330.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3330.5, "end": 3337.5, "text": " What is that sound?"}, {"start": 3337.5, "end": 3342.5, "text": " There's a hand blower."}, {"start": 3342.5, "end": 3346.5, "text": " Oh, a hiding toilet."}, {"start": 3346.5, "end": 3348.5, "text": " I got a..."}, {"start": 3348.5, "end": 3355.5, "text": " What? No, I want to..."}, {"start": 3355.5, "end": 3359.5, "text": " I think we have to distract him with the toilet."}, {"start": 3359.5, "end": 3361.5, "text": " Can we open this"}, {"start": 3363.22, "end": 3365.46, "text": " I don't know you just you just climbed through"}, {"start": 3367.22, "end": 3371.78, "text": " Maybe we can climb through I remember you dude. I remember yeah plunge this"}, {"start": 3373.9, "end": 3375.9, "text": " Because there's a tire in one of these"}, {"start": 3380.78, "end": 3384.28, "text": " We should be hey look what I found. Yeah, let's do this"}, {"start": 3389.5, "end": 3396.14, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 3396.14, "end": 3397.94, "text": " Clunged the other ones, baby?"}, {"start": 3397.94, "end": 3399.94, "text": " Clunged this?"}, {"start": 3399.94, "end": 3401.94, "text": " Yuck."}, {"start": 3401.94, "end": 3402.94, "text": " Can you fly?"}, {"start": 3402.94, "end": 3406.94, "text": " Yeah, it clunged that one."}, {"start": 3406.94, "end": 3407.94, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 3407.94, "end": 3412.94, "text": " What about this one?"}, {"start": 3412.94, "end": 3415.74, "text": " We got the key to the other door."}, {"start": 3415.7400000000002, "end": 3421.7400000000002, "text": " Dude, I'd plunge every tour that might be concept art or something, or like a behind the scenes video."}, {"start": 3425.7400000000002, "end": 3427.7400000000002, "text": " This is me whenever I go to any bathroom."}, {"start": 3428.7400000000002, "end": 3429.7400000000002, "text": " Plunge it."}, {"start": 3429.7400000000002, "end": 3431.7400000000002, "text": " I found a plunger that has to be one of these."}, {"start": 3432.7400000000002, "end": 3434.7400000000002, "text": " Can't just open that door?"}, {"start": 3435.7400000000002, "end": 3437.7400000000002, "text": " Dude, you left a plunger in there!"}, {"start": 3437.7400000000002, "end": 3439.7400000000002, "text": " I wouldn't let me bring it."}, {"start": 3440.7400000000002, "end": 3442.7400000000002, "text": " I couldn't fit with the plunger."}, {"start": 3445.7400000000002, "end": 3447.7400000000002, "text": " Last one's there's a rotten egg!"}, {"start": 3450.7400000000002, "end": 3451.7400000000002, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 3453.7400000000002, "end": 3456.7400000000002, "text": " People that have to put arbitrary wins in their life."}, {"start": 3457.7400000000002, "end": 3459.7400000000002, "text": " They're fucking losers, okay?"}, {"start": 3462.7400000000002, "end": 3466.7400000000002, "text": " Like, oh, last one to get there's a rotten egg is just, yeah, you're putting an arbitrary win."}, {"start": 3466.7400000000002, "end": 3467.7400000000002, "text": " Fucking dweeb."}, {"start": 3468.7400000000002, "end": 3469.7400000000002, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3469.7400000000002, "end": 3485.1000000000004, "text": " I don't need labels, there's a lot of skin suits man, I don't need labels like winner."}, {"start": 3485.1000000000004, "end": 3493.38, "text": " I found a brick, okay hold on to that we might need it, there's definitely a tire in here,"}, {"start": 3493.38, "end": 3495.7400000000002, "text": " Wait, what's this?"}, {"start": 3495.7400000000002, "end": 3497.94, "text": " I have a can of soup."}, {"start": 3497.94, "end": 3500.5, "text": " I have a brick."}, {"start": 3500.5, "end": 3503.94, "text": " There's another brick here."}, {"start": 3503.94, "end": 3506.62, "text": " I want this brick now."}, {"start": 3506.62, "end": 3508.7000000000003, "text": " We're looking for a tire."}, {"start": 3508.7000000000003, "end": 3510.6600000000003, "text": " There's a door up there."}, {"start": 3510.6600000000003, "end": 3512.98, "text": " It could, oh, what's that?"}, {"start": 3512.98, "end": 3513.86, "text": " That's a chair, everyone."}, {"start": 3523.38, "end": 3535.6600000000003, "text": " can you guys do fake ETH for each other? we're kind of already doing it."}, {"start": 3535.6600000000003, "end": 3543.3, "text": " we have to do is a slow walk for that what is that up there?"}, {"start": 3543.3, "end": 3550.86, "text": " I think that's it looks like it is going to jump out on the right oh that's a wiggle"}, {"start": 3550.86, "end": 3552.76, "text": " it did move"}, {"start": 3552.76, "end": 3555.4, "text": " uh... how about this let's go ahead"}, {"start": 3555.4, "end": 3561.04, "text": " you just give you the break is you the weapons so"}, {"start": 3561.04, "end": 3564.28, "text": " making the numbers by doing that don't get making me scared by being scared"}, {"start": 3564.28, "end": 3566.06, "text": " where which instead the wall"}, {"start": 3566.06, "end": 3568.6800000000003, "text": " i've i've got the top of the tire"}, {"start": 3568.6800000000003, "end": 3572.1600000000003, "text": " i'm coming back"}, {"start": 3572.1600000000003, "end": 3575.0, "text": " uh... boy i i'm gonna take each quick step"}, {"start": 3575.0, "end": 3580.0, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, is this people?"}, {"start": 3581.68, "end": 3583.52, "text": " Ah, I got you!"}, {"start": 3583.52, "end": 3584.86, "text": " What is up with that?"}, {"start": 3584.86, "end": 3585.7, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3589.7, "end": 3595.4, "text": " That's okay, we're together."}, {"start": 3595.4, "end": 3596.24, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 3597.24, "end": 3600.32, "text": " They got me with a blind Super Mario Maker jump."}, {"start": 3600.32, "end": 3602.0, "text": " I didn't know there was one there."}, {"start": 3602.0, "end": 3604.6, "text": " There wasn't one there on the ground when we walked in."}, {"start": 3605.0, "end": 3608.28, "text": " They just come out of everywhere. All right, ready? One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 3608.28, "end": 3610.78, "text": " Whoa, that was weird."}, {"start": 3622.28, "end": 3623.78, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 3624.66, "end": 3627.22, "text": " Oh, God, they're gonna eat me!"}, {"start": 3631.36, "end": 3634.0, "text": " Good. Nice job. All right, close it and lock it."}, {"start": 3635.0, "end": 3638.58, "text": " Alright, we need one more."}, {"start": 3638.58, "end": 3641.24, "text": " Is that... no, do we need a... are we done?"}, {"start": 3641.24, "end": 3643.24, "text": " Are we out of tires?"}, {"start": 3643.24, "end": 3646.76, "text": " Alright, we got it ready."}, {"start": 3646.76, "end": 3651.0, "text": " Alright, you have to go up when I go down."}, {"start": 3651.0, "end": 3652.0, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 3652.0, "end": 3653.0, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 3653.0, "end": 3669.92, "text": " All of us we could have just balanced across."}, {"start": 3669.92, "end": 3671.92, "text": " We could have just buffed for us."}, {"start": 3685.92, "end": 3687.92, "text": " This is spooky in here. There's an X."}, {"start": 3695.92, "end": 3697.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3697.92, "end": 3708.7200000000003, "text": " Nice job. We made it. We made it through. Why can't I let it go? Okay."}, {"start": 3710.36, "end": 3717.28, "text": " Alright, ready? Now, now stay down there. And for let's wait about five seconds for"}, {"start": 3717.28, "end": 3724.6800000000003, "text": " like a new viewer to open the stream at some point and begin the scene. I don't"}, {"start": 3724.6800000000003, "end": 3727.04, "text": " know. I don't know. Our characters just aren't on the screen anymore."}, {"start": 3727.04, "end": 3728.24, "text": " This doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 3728.24, "end": 3729.68, "text": " I think it's glitched."}, {"start": 3729.68, "end": 3733.2, "text": " Something, like, I think I fell through the floor."}, {"start": 3733.2, "end": 3739.2, "text": " Yeah, you went through the floor, but my character, I can feel like I'm getting vibrations like I'm moving around, but I'm on my camera."}, {"start": 3739.2, "end": 3740.8, "text": " Whoa! Dude, we got ya!"}, {"start": 3740.8, "end": 3741.92, "text": " Let's jump scare, let's jump scare!"}, {"start": 3741.92, "end": 3743.92, "text": " Hey, welcome to the stream, motherfucker."}, {"start": 3751.36, "end": 3753.36, "text": " Yeah, I hear that motherfucker."}, {"start": 3757.04, "end": 3765.04, "text": " Okay, this is gonna get scary."}, {"start": 3765.04, "end": 3768.04, "text": " Actually, I heard this game is good though."}, {"start": 3768.04, "end": 3770.04, "text": " I heard this game is good though."}, {"start": 3770.04, "end": 3773.04, "text": " Why am I talking like this?"}, {"start": 3773.04, "end": 3776.04, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 3776.04, "end": 3777.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3777.04, "end": 3779.04, "text": " I don't know where my character is."}, {"start": 3779.04, "end": 3780.04, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 3780.04, "end": 3782.04, "text": " Alright, you know what to do."}, {"start": 3782.04, "end": 3785.04, "text": " In three...wait."}, {"start": 3785.04, "end": 3787.04, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, okay."}, {"start": 3789.04, "end": 3793.04, "text": " Um, I don't know, dude. I- this is like the- I feel like I've seen it."}, {"start": 3793.04, "end": 3797.04, "text": " I've heard people talking about this bug in the game before, but like, I- you're not- I'm not on the screen."}, {"start": 3797.04, "end": 3799.04, "text": " Can you see yourself?"}, {"start": 3799.04, "end": 3801.04, "text": " Get back there."}, {"start": 3801.04, "end": 3803.04, "text": " We're- okay."}, {"start": 3803.04, "end": 3806.04, "text": " Um, it's your favorite breakfast cereal!"}, {"start": 3806.04, "end": 3808.04, "text": " No! You f- whatever."}, {"start": 3808.04, "end": 3809.04, "text": " Welcome to the stream."}, {"start": 3809.04, "end": 3811.04, "text": " What's the line? What's the line?"}, {"start": 3812.04, "end": 3814.04, "text": " Honey, it's Pop Tarts!"}, {"start": 3815.04, "end": 3819.84, "text": " Yeah, but I feel like in that video you also say it's your favorite cereal and then you say it's pop darts"}, {"start": 3819.84, "end": 3823.16, "text": " Maybe I'm wrong. I do say favorite breakfast cereal. Oh"}, {"start": 3825.16, "end": 3827.16, "text": " Pop darts"}, {"start": 3827.96, "end": 3830.96, "text": " Yeah, that's what every 90s commercial for food was like"}, {"start": 3831.88, "end": 3834.72, "text": " It's just like oh, I'm crazy over this snack food"}, {"start": 3836.0, "end": 3841.6, "text": " You like turn into whatever fruit is in the cereal. Yeah, people used to go crazy when they ate fruit snacks"}, {"start": 3841.6, "end": 3845.18, "text": " Oh Capri son, I'm a strawberry now"}, {"start": 3858.56, "end": 3860.7599999999998, "text": " Watch it. Oh hide under here"}, {"start": 3866.04, "end": 3868.04, "text": " Did he go that this"}, {"start": 3871.6, "end": 3873.6, "text": " He's- do you look at the- the thing was moving."}, {"start": 3876.08, "end": 3877.08, "text": " He's gonna get you."}, {"start": 3877.08, "end": 3878.58, "text": " He's gonna look in the briefcase."}, {"start": 3880.5, "end": 3881.5, "text": " And then we're gonna-"}, {"start": 3881.5, "end": 3882.5, "text": " He's gonna put something in there."}, {"start": 3889.7999999999997, "end": 3891.7999999999997, "text": " Don't don't don't don't, he's not out yet."}, {"start": 3892.1, "end": 3894.1, "text": " Oh my god, he just looked back in."}, {"start": 3897.5, "end": 3901.0, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!"}, {"start": 3901.0, "end": 3912.12, "text": " okay okay how did you do that that was awesome whoa all right so we gotta we're"}, {"start": 3912.12, "end": 3919.32, "text": " gonna go out there this game is so crazy dude makes you what's your natural"}, {"start": 3919.32, "end": 3922.12, "text": " instinct just not go where that guy just went"}, {"start": 3922.12, "end": 3926.2, "text": " Randall does a different man we have to actually go out the same door the"}, {"start": 3926.2000000000003, "end": 3932.32, "text": " monster just went off. They're doing, this is different. This is fucked up. All your"}, {"start": 3932.32, "end": 3935.2000000000003, "text": " instincts tell you not to go this way."}, {"start": 3935.2000000000003, "end": 3937.2000000000003, "text": " Probably gonna keep attacking."}, {"start": 3947.2000000000003, "end": 3949.2000000000003, "text": " He saw you!"}, {"start": 3952.2000000000003, "end": 3954.2000000000003, "text": " Ah, yeah he did."}, {"start": 3956.2000000000003, "end": 3958.2000000000003, "text": " I go behind him."}, {"start": 3972.28, "end": 3974.28, "text": " I mean I'm not keeping track but..."}, {"start": 3976.5200000000004, "end": 3980.84, "text": " The three of the deaths were to make to test how the game was."}, {"start": 3986.2000000000003, "end": 3991.5200000000004, "text": " Okay, full spring to the left like like just the route that I went there's a"}, {"start": 3991.5200000000004, "end": 3996.2000000000003, "text": " whole sprint okay go three"}, {"start": 4002.2000000000003, "end": 4005.2000000000003, "text": " I made it!"}, {"start": 4005.2000000000003, "end": 4012.0000000000005, "text": " I'm gonna explain I thought you were gonna cross okay I thought you're gonna cross over"}, {"start": 4012.0000000000005, "end": 4015.92, "text": " okay we're not just straight out the door immediately start running right now"}, {"start": 4015.92, "end": 4041.84, "text": " I am do my my dead so on my analog it's fucking messed up"}, {"start": 4045.92, "end": 4048.92, "text": " Oh, no, stop over here!"}, {"start": 4048.92, "end": 4050.92, "text": " I ran through the wall!"}, {"start": 4050.92, "end": 4052.92, "text": " I ran through the wallster!"}, {"start": 4054.92, "end": 4056.92, "text": " How did what?"}, {"start": 4056.92, "end": 4058.92, "text": " That was the, um..."}, {"start": 4058.92, "end": 4062.92, "text": " That's the Resident Evil, like, changing difficulty they just did to you."}, {"start": 4062.92, "end": 4065.92, "text": " We've died like four times here."}, {"start": 4065.92, "end": 4067.92, "text": " They didn't play that game."}, {"start": 4067.92, "end": 4071.92, "text": " Yeah, I don't know anything about it. I hate those games."}, {"start": 4071.92, "end": 4086.44, "text": " Okay, what what allows the skin suits to slither at you like they're usually not slithering"}, {"start": 4086.44, "end": 4089.94, "text": " I don't know where he's going to magic before."}, {"start": 4089.94, "end": 4100.4400000000005, "text": " Did he not see you there yet before?"}, {"start": 4100.4400000000005, "end": 4102.4400000000005, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4102.4400000000005, "end": 4104.4400000000005, "text": " Oh hey."}, {"start": 4104.4400000000005, "end": 4107.4400000000005, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4107.4400000000005, "end": 4114.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, hey."}, {"start": 4114.4400000000005, "end": 4117.4400000000005, "text": " Hurry!"}, {"start": 4117.4400000000005, "end": 4119.4400000000005, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4119.4400000000005, "end": 4132.4400000000005, "text": " Here are the top 5 scariest moments in these games right here."}, {"start": 4132.4400000000005, "end": 4139.4400000000005, "text": " Top 5 scariest moments in the re-enrollment."}, {"start": 4139.4400000000005, "end": 4148.4400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna be sorry because I would not have."}, {"start": 4148.4400000000005, "end": 4151.4400000000005, "text": " Um, no, I'm having a smoke."}, {"start": 4151.4400000000005, "end": 4153.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, I think you have to..."}, {"start": 4153.4400000000005, "end": 4155.4400000000005, "text": " No, he's strong enough to just get me..."}, {"start": 4155.4400000000005, "end": 4157.4400000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4157.4400000000005, "end": 4159.4400000000005, "text": " I don't even need you."}, {"start": 4159.4400000000005, "end": 4164.06, "text": " I don't even need you."}, {"start": 4164.06, "end": 4170.740000000001, "text": " That was a crazy experience."}, {"start": 4170.740000000001, "end": 4182.64, "text": " That was a top five."}, {"start": 4182.64, "end": 4195.72, "text": " I still dead. Oh, it just put us on the ground. That was the the two stone stairs skip"}, {"start": 4198.42, "end": 4203.18, "text": " But where the other guy go then he's right here. He's right here. It's following us. All right"}, {"start": 4204.46, "end": 4208.38, "text": " If we're gonna count the deaths for those have been on purpose"}, {"start": 4208.38, "end": 4213.7, "text": " You really crazy how you can like rewrite history and like just call things on purpose."}, {"start": 4213.7, "end": 4215.7, "text": " You don't even have any on purpose."}, {"start": 4215.7, "end": 4218.7, "text": " I've jumped off to test or as a joke."}, {"start": 4218.7, "end": 4221.7, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 4221.7, "end": 4230.7, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 4230.7, "end": 4231.7, "text": " I couldn't do it."}, {"start": 4231.7, "end": 4232.7, "text": " I don't think it's possible."}, {"start": 4232.7, "end": 4245.179999999999, "text": " that you leaked the code that's why somebody's in the game with you I'm telling you by the"}, {"start": 4245.179999999999, "end": 4253.94, "text": " end of this you get 500 have you kind of funny actually oh wait we gotta go this is the top"}, {"start": 4253.9400000000005, "end": 4273.620000000001, "text": " 5. Why are they not eating him? He's so far behind. They can taste like in the air, but"}, {"start": 4273.62, "end": 4274.62, "text": " He's an NPC."}, {"start": 4284.62, "end": 4285.62, "text": " Haha, suckers!"}, {"start": 4292.62, "end": 4293.62, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4298.62, "end": 4299.62, "text": " Okay, nice job."}, {"start": 4301.62, "end": 4302.62, "text": " Alright, puzzle incoming."}, {"start": 4303.62, "end": 4306.5, "text": " I think we have to ground-stomp these in order."}, {"start": 4308.98, "end": 4309.38, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 4311.86, "end": 4312.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4316.0199999999995, "end": 4316.74, "text": " Now, fuck, hold on."}, {"start": 4324.98, "end": 4326.66, "text": " Okay, try the middle one now."}, {"start": 4327.62, "end": 4328.0199999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4330.0199999999995, "end": 4330.9, "text": " Good, good, good, good."}, {"start": 4330.9, "end": 4332.58, "text": " Okay, this is actually a pretty good RNG."}, {"start": 4332.58, "end": 4333.3, "text": " I'm going to try this one."}, {"start": 4333.62, "end": 4336.26, "text": " Oh, come on, please."}, {"start": 4336.26, "end": 4339.0199999999995, "text": " Ah, fuck, I gotta start the whole thing."}, {"start": 4339.0199999999995, "end": 4342.74, "text": " I like that I just stand by and indulge you."}, {"start": 4342.74, "end": 4346.14, "text": " Do you want me to push it?"}, {"start": 4346.14, "end": 4352.82, "text": " This looks like a, like a definite push this scenario, like, together, maybe."}, {"start": 4352.82, "end": 4355.38, "text": " It does seem like a push this together."}, {"start": 4355.38, "end": 4359.0599999999995, "text": " Maybe we need to find the woodcutter's accent."}, {"start": 4359.0599999999995, "end": 4360.0599999999995, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 4360.0599999999995, "end": 4362.74, "text": " Did you do them in the right order or not?"}, {"start": 4362.74, "end": 4369.74, "text": " Is there an accident on them?"}, {"start": 4369.74, "end": 4374.74, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 4374.74, "end": 4379.74, "text": " Bugak! Bugak! Bugak!"}, {"start": 4379.74, "end": 4386.74, "text": " That's the first re-anime, re-animal."}, {"start": 4386.74, "end": 4399.179999999999, "text": " just pretend the third guy is poke but he's muted the whole time"}, {"start": 4399.179999999999, "end": 4412.3, "text": " I know I have to cut it"}, {"start": 4412.3, "end": 4415.3, "text": " We tried pulling first didn't you?"}, {"start": 4415.3, "end": 4420.900000000001, "text": " That would be difficult."}, {"start": 4420.900000000001, "end": 4423.74, "text": " And then the tree falls like towards us."}, {"start": 4423.74, "end": 4428.66, "text": " They're great to have a poke soundboard but have only like four options and just play"}, {"start": 4428.66, "end": 4430.820000000001, "text": " one every like ten minutes."}, {"start": 4430.820000000001, "end": 4433.820000000001, "text": " Oh hey, guy, oh."}, {"start": 4433.82, "end": 4440.58, "text": " Okay, I mean but like that like that one was on purpose"}, {"start": 4444.66, "end": 4447.0599999999995, "text": " Oh my god, let's go get the song in"}, {"start": 4447.62, "end": 4449.179999999999, "text": " That's cuz I was"}, {"start": 4449.179999999999, "end": 4453.42, "text": " Reading chats funny comment about like I have a poke back there and I was like, oh, that'd be funny"}, {"start": 4453.42, "end": 4458.38, "text": " What if I did a poke soundboard and I was not looking at the front of the spring"}, {"start": 4458.38, "end": 4465.74, "text": " but even still though looking at the side of the screen I was looking at the"}, {"start": 4465.74, "end": 4468.58, "text": " peripheral the screen"}, {"start": 4474.66, "end": 4477.46, "text": " it's alright I'm gonna get them all out of the way now because you're gonna die"}, {"start": 4477.46, "end": 4485.26, "text": " like five to ten times it before I do that is if I die"}, {"start": 4485.26, "end": 4488.26, "text": " I died in the light."}, {"start": 4491.26, "end": 4494.26, "text": " Watch out, watch out, watch out."}, {"start": 4494.26, "end": 4497.26, "text": " Don't, dude, it's pretty slippery. Be careful."}, {"start": 4503.26, "end": 4505.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4505.26, "end": 4508.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4508.26, "end": 4511.26, "text": " What are they doing up there?"}, {"start": 4511.26, "end": 4513.26, "text": " This is awful."}, {"start": 4515.26, "end": 4543.26, "text": " I really is an ice cream truck."}, {"start": 4543.26, "end": 4547.7, "text": " OK. Oh, it is an ice cream."}, {"start": 4547.7, "end": 4549.900000000001, "text": " It actually is."}, {"start": 4549.900000000001, "end": 4552.74, "text": " So we get chased by the ice cream."}, {"start": 4552.74, "end": 4555.900000000001, "text": " Um, I could go for a shot at the hedgehog."}, {"start": 4560.46, "end": 4561.74, "text": " I hope it's a remix."}, {"start": 4561.74, "end": 4565.42, "text": " I could go for the WrestleMania."}, {"start": 4565.42, "end": 4569.66, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, come on, come on, come on, hurry up."}, {"start": 4569.66, "end": 4570.66, "text": " Oh, dear, behind."}, {"start": 4573.26, "end": 4580.26, "text": " Oh, your mic is muted."}, {"start": 4580.26, "end": 4587.26, "text": " I'm gonna be in a risk."}, {"start": 4587.26, "end": 4594.26, "text": " I don't think you ever put any time."}, {"start": 4594.26, "end": 4599.26, "text": " Oh, you're gonna get... God!"}, {"start": 4599.26, "end": 4604.62, "text": " Oh, come on. Oh, no. Ice cream? I want ice cream!"}, {"start": 4609.42, "end": 4616.14, "text": " Come on, you have overtime! Why? You should grab that ice cream and run. Oh, no. Oh!"}, {"start": 4623.34, "end": 4625.5, "text": " Okay, oh, we're moving from the call."}, {"start": 4629.26, "end": 4636.26, "text": " oh shit that's a... we both almost went down on that one"}, {"start": 4648.66, "end": 4651.06, "text": " that's uh... it's one of my favorite spells"}, {"start": 4651.06, "end": 4654.06, "text": " skin send"}, {"start": 4654.06, "end": 4657.5, "text": " that's a spell? that's a Pathfinder spell"}, {"start": 4657.5, "end": 4660.2, "text": " You get to like make your skin go to chores for you."}, {"start": 4661.8, "end": 4664.9, "text": " I think that's what's going on here."}, {"start": 4664.9, "end": 4666.5, "text": " Yeah, that was a wrecking body episode."}, {"start": 4666.5, "end": 4668.4, "text": " You're remembering the wrong media."}, {"start": 4668.4, "end": 4668.9, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 4675.7, "end": 4676.1, "text": " Push."}, {"start": 4679.6, "end": 4680.0, "text": " All right, wait."}, {"start": 4680.0, "end": 4681.5, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, what is on?"}, {"start": 4681.5, "end": 4681.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4681.7, "end": 4684.8, "text": " One of us has to get in the car."}, {"start": 4684.8, "end": 4685.6, "text": " What a neutral."}, {"start": 4685.6, "end": 4687.6, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4687.6, "end": 4689.6, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4699.6, "end": 4701.6, "text": " There was somebody who was in there."}, {"start": 4701.6, "end": 4703.6, "text": " Oh, are they okay?"}, {"start": 4705.6, "end": 4707.6, "text": " Folk?"}, {"start": 4711.6, "end": 4713.6, "text": " I think we can open this."}, {"start": 4713.6, "end": 4716.6, "text": " What? It was an indicator on there."}, {"start": 4718.6, "end": 4720.6, "text": " Why is there an indicator?"}, {"start": 4721.6, "end": 4723.6, "text": " Can we get in?"}, {"start": 4724.6, "end": 4726.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4732.6, "end": 4734.6, "text": " What are you in there? Are you in there?"}, {"start": 4734.6, "end": 4737.6, "text": " Woo! Ah!"}, {"start": 4737.6, "end": 4744.6, "text": " and the business opened"}, {"start": 4748.76, "end": 4752.400000000001, "text": " they what the fuck do we even pay taxes for"}, {"start": 4752.400000000001, "end": 4755.280000000001, "text": " they're not gonna fix these fucking roads"}, {"start": 4755.280000000001, "end": 4762.280000000001, "text": " this place is dusty"}, {"start": 4762.28, "end": 4764.28, "text": " and hally over it over here"}, {"start": 4769.88, "end": 4771.88, "text": " cool good"}, {"start": 4774.44, "end": 4776.44, "text": " like someone should get a broom or something"}, {"start": 4789.16, "end": 4791.16, "text": " okay trash can"}, {"start": 4792.28, "end": 4799.28, "text": " open"}, {"start": 4799.96, "end": 4806.96, "text": " use the power word"}, {"start": 4807.12, "end": 4810.12, "text": " we can just vandalize"}, {"start": 4810.12, "end": 4817.12, "text": " because the last good thing the world had"}, {"start": 4822.28, "end": 4824.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4828.08, "end": 4830.08, "text": " What"}, {"start": 4830.759999999999, "end": 4832.759999999999, "text": " Why not coming in the mouse hole?"}, {"start": 4833.759999999999, "end": 4835.759999999999, "text": " I've been trying"}, {"start": 4837.28, "end": 4839.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4840.92, "end": 4846.2, "text": " What are you buying no, I don't want the pig mask. Oh, I don't get any masks"}, {"start": 4849.04, "end": 4851.04, "text": " Sorry to keep being Kermit"}, {"start": 4852.28, "end": 4854.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4859.16, "end": 4861.599999999999, "text": " It's a very big pig that is huge"}, {"start": 4869.44, "end": 4873.86, "text": " You know how do you do that left bumper?"}, {"start": 4882.28, "end": 4885.28, "text": " Oh, is this might just be a secret room?"}, {"start": 4885.28, "end": 4887.28, "text": " I think it's just for the mask."}, {"start": 4890.28, "end": 4893.28, "text": " It's the Pikma!"}, {"start": 4893.28, "end": 4895.28, "text": " Oh, sorry, James."}, {"start": 4895.28, "end": 4899.28, "text": " I just had to run away and cause a problem."}, {"start": 4899.28, "end": 4902.28, "text": " And then I'm gonna betray you."}, {"start": 4902.28, "end": 4904.28, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 4908.28, "end": 4910.28, "text": " I'm a villain now."}, {"start": 4910.28, "end": 4917.28, "text": " Hey Moe, what the heck's going on? Why are you doing that?"}, {"start": 4917.28, "end": 4921.28, "text": " Because you're gonna run a minus 2s for this one?"}, {"start": 4921.28, "end": 4927.28, "text": " Not in my chat, I'm getting probably 30% minus 2s, about 40% minus 2."}, {"start": 4927.28, "end": 4936.28, "text": " That's a pretty good ratio."}, {"start": 4936.28, "end": 4938.679999999999, "text": " Wait, that was Polk. He didn't kill him."}, {"start": 4943.5199999999995, "end": 4944.5599999999995, "text": " He should be fine in there."}, {"start": 4944.5599999999995, "end": 4946.5599999999995, "text": " It's his ice cream truck."}, {"start": 4951.719999999999, "end": 4954.0, "text": " Grand Theft Auto 6."}, {"start": 4954.0, "end": 4955.28, "text": " It's going to be crazy when that comes out."}, {"start": 4955.28, "end": 4957.12, "text": " It's going to be such a crazy fun game."}, {"start": 4957.12, "end": 4967.36, "text": " I'm hoping I can live another 20 years to see it happen."}, {"start": 4967.36, "end": 4968.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4968.36, "end": 4974.48, "text": " Hey, but when it comes out, there'll be 20 years of GTA 6 content."}, {"start": 4974.48, "end": 4980.24, "text": " Yeah, they're not even gonna have swords in that game."}, {"start": 4980.24, "end": 4984.48, "text": " They honestly, GTA 6 probably has swords before Path of Exile though."}, {"start": 4984.48, "end": 4986.599999999999, "text": " It's possible."}, {"start": 4986.6, "end": 4993.04, "text": " There's probably a sword melee weapon in the game."}, {"start": 4993.04, "end": 4994.240000000001, "text": " What was it's release date like?"}, {"start": 4994.240000000001, "end": 4998.280000000001, "text": " I think it's the end of the year."}, {"start": 4998.280000000001, "end": 5000.08, "text": " November this year?"}, {"start": 5000.08, "end": 5005.72, "text": " Or not a holiday?"}, {"start": 5005.72, "end": 5008.08, "text": " Yeah they're gonna have swords."}, {"start": 5008.08, "end": 5012.56, "text": " I don't know if we can go upstairs."}, {"start": 5012.56, "end": 5015.120000000001, "text": " I want some popcorn."}, {"start": 5015.12, "end": 5016.16, "text": " Lulis this year."}, {"start": 5017.32, "end": 5019.4, "text": " I'm going to go to movie theater order."}, {"start": 5021.0, "end": 5022.96, "text": " Uh, honestly."}, {"start": 5024.48, "end": 5028.92, "text": " A small, uh, like small drink or like a medium coke."}, {"start": 5030.64, "end": 5031.5599999999995, "text": " And you don't drink."}, {"start": 5031.5599999999995, "end": 5035.5199999999995, "text": " You don't take a sip out of the drink until the first 20 minutes of the movie"}, {"start": 5035.5199999999995, "end": 5038.08, "text": " is over, get through the first act before you take a sip."}, {"start": 5038.24, "end": 5039.36, "text": " So then you don't have to go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 5040.28, "end": 5042.8, "text": " I finished whatever drink I have before the movie starts."}, {"start": 5042.84, "end": 5043.84, "text": " That's a huge problem."}, {"start": 5043.84, "end": 5051.12, "text": " I know. I used to do that too, and then you have to piss outrageously an hour or two into the booby."}, {"start": 5052.28, "end": 5054.08, "text": " Well, as an adult man, I can hold it."}, {"start": 5055.32, "end": 5060.32, "text": " Yeah, but I don't want to hold it. Part of my brain is going to be concentrating on my like piss bladder."}, {"start": 5061.28, "end": 5068.08, "text": " I want to focus on what, you know, what we want Kenobi is saying to Luke."}, {"start": 5068.24, "end": 5070.2, "text": " I don't want to focus on the pee in my stomach."}, {"start": 5071.6, "end": 5072.52, "text": " What do we do here?"}, {"start": 5073.84, "end": 5080.96, "text": " I'm a bit to cut this obviously"}, {"start": 5080.96, "end": 5084.64, "text": " maybe back outside"}, {"start": 5084.64, "end": 5086.2, "text": " I'm a big pretzel kind of guy"}, {"start": 5086.2, "end": 5087.52, "text": " pretzel big pretzel"}, {"start": 5087.52, "end": 5089.96, "text": " food is fine food is absolutely all food is on"}, {"start": 5089.96, "end": 5095.28, "text": " whether eating popcorn or pretzels or snack or"}, {"start": 5095.28, "end": 5109.719999999999, "text": " for the most part you're not gonna have to shit within 20 minutes and while I mean if"}, {"start": 5109.719999999999, "end": 5113.679999999999, "text": " you get the nachos at the movie theater you might so I would recommend not to do that"}, {"start": 5113.68, "end": 5128.76, "text": " I'm like stuck okay well we need something to we need like a wire cutter"}, {"start": 5134.12, "end": 5137.320000000001, "text": " nothing in that car"}, {"start": 5137.32, "end": 5142.32, "text": " What even was, oh, the last movie you saw in a theater?"}, {"start": 5142.32, "end": 5144.24, "text": " Oh my goodness, I don't even know."}, {"start": 5144.24, "end": 5146.32, "text": " You're talking about Luke?"}, {"start": 5146.32, "end": 5157.44, "text": " Somewhere in the 70s, apparently."}, {"start": 5157.44, "end": 5164.08, "text": " I actually think it was the last Star Wars main movie."}, {"start": 5164.08, "end": 5166.32, "text": " It's been a long time."}, {"start": 5166.32, "end": 5171.42, "text": " which what what makes one a main movie they take the force awakens the last"}, {"start": 5171.42, "end": 5179.4, "text": " Jedi and then I don't even know the title of the last one Kylo Ren goes to"}, {"start": 5179.4, "end": 5183.84, "text": " space this sith is returns or was it what is it what is the name of the last"}, {"start": 5183.84, "end": 5188.599999999999, "text": " one rise of Skywalker right"}, {"start": 5196.32, "end": 5198.32, "text": " You don't remember because it sucked."}, {"start": 5200.799999999999, "end": 5204.0, "text": " That whole trilogy is so... am I all right?"}, {"start": 5205.599999999999, "end": 5210.32, "text": " That whole trilogy is so outrageous because they... Disney buys the whole franchise."}, {"start": 5211.2, "end": 5215.04, "text": " We're gonna do a sequel trilogy. Let's go. There's enough material we can do it."}, {"start": 5216.24, "end": 5219.92, "text": " Hires three different fucking people to make three different movies."}, {"start": 5220.639999999999, "end": 5223.44, "text": " The first guy makes one. The second guy goes,"}, {"start": 5223.4400000000005, "end": 5227.780000000001, "text": " Now, you know what? We're gonna do something completely different than the first one. We're gonna change the whole story."}, {"start": 5227.780000000001, "end": 5233.740000000001, "text": " And then they're supposed to have another guy do the third one, but then they brought the first guy back because he's like, wait, let me fix it."}, {"start": 5234.900000000001, "end": 5237.34, "text": " Why not just have one guy do the fucking whole thing?"}, {"start": 5238.540000000001, "end": 5240.540000000001, "text": " Didn't they also..."}, {"start": 5242.3, "end": 5247.860000000001, "text": " The Game of Thrones people left to do Star Wars stuff. So did they leave to do Star Wars stuff and it also wasn't good?"}, {"start": 5247.86, "end": 5252.86, "text": " I'm not a big Star Wars guy, I don't know."}, {"start": 5252.86, "end": 5257.86, "text": " Why is it a packed theater for this movie?"}, {"start": 5257.86, "end": 5262.86, "text": " It's a good movie."}, {"start": 5262.86, "end": 5267.86, "text": " Look, whether you like J.J. Abrams or not..."}, {"start": 5267.86, "end": 5270.86, "text": " Yes it is. I can see it."}, {"start": 5270.86, "end": 5274.86, "text": " I can't turn it off or anything."}, {"start": 5274.86, "end": 5282.219999999999, "text": " Uh, Ryan Johnson, whatever. They just said, hey, you don't have to rewrite each other's movie every time you make another movie in the sequel trilogy."}, {"start": 5283.66, "end": 5286.66, "text": " I'm gonna re-do what he did. I'm just gonna do a different movie."}, {"start": 5287.66, "end": 5291.96, "text": " Well, you know, it's, it's, it's number eight after seven, right?"}, {"start": 5292.759999999999, "end": 5294.259999999999, "text": " That's, that's different in his."}, {"start": 5295.96, "end": 5296.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5296.46, "end": 5297.36, "text": " I'm watching this."}, {"start": 5302.5599999999995, "end": 5303.16, "text": " The ring."}, {"start": 5304.86, "end": 5316.86, "text": " It's us, wait, that's us."}, {"start": 5316.86, "end": 5319.86, "text": " We're in the movie."}, {"start": 5319.86, "end": 5320.86, "text": " Everybody!"}, {"start": 5320.86, "end": 5321.86, "text": " Movies are the devil!"}, {"start": 5321.86, "end": 5322.86, "text": " Movies are poison!"}, {"start": 5322.86, "end": 5324.86, "text": " They're poisoning all of your brains!"}, {"start": 5324.86, "end": 5325.86, "text": " They want to keep you dumb!"}, {"start": 5325.86, "end": 5326.86, "text": " They want to make you stupid!"}, {"start": 5326.86, "end": 5330.86, "text": " And could, and could place it!"}, {"start": 5330.86, "end": 5331.86, "text": " Resist!"}, {"start": 5331.86, "end": 5332.86, "text": " Resist the movie!"}, {"start": 5332.86, "end": 5334.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5335.259999999999, "end": 5337.259999999999, "text": " Resist"}, {"start": 5341.0599999999995, "end": 5346.74, "text": " My my tiktok is pig man movie man. I do this"}, {"start": 5349.42, "end": 5351.94, "text": " So if anyone wants to follow what I what I did"}, {"start": 5351.9400000000005, "end": 5374.900000000001, "text": " Did you get arrested?"}, {"start": 5374.900000000001, "end": 5381.780000000001, "text": " Did you spend thousands of dollars on a bot farm to promote it?"}, {"start": 5381.78, "end": 5391.78, "text": " to promote your nuisance thing"}, {"start": 5391.78, "end": 5400.78, "text": " the door opener"}, {"start": 5400.78, "end": 5409.78, "text": " he didn't do that, why didn't he ALGO cleanse beforehand?"}, {"start": 5409.78, "end": 5411.54, "text": " You didn't ALGO cleanse."}, {"start": 5411.54, "end": 5419.34, "text": " It's funny, Holly actually will come in and be like, what is with your algorithm?"}, {"start": 5419.34, "end": 5420.34, "text": " What is?"}, {"start": 5420.34, "end": 5421.42, "text": " Yours has to be crazy."}, {"start": 5421.42, "end": 5428.0599999999995, "text": " It's just, I click on like everything, man, I..."}, {"start": 5428.0599999999995, "end": 5437.34, "text": " That's why you have so many viruses."}, {"start": 5437.34, "end": 5442.46, "text": " I click on it because I go this is crazy and then I go why did I click on that? I just I'm part of the problem"}, {"start": 5450.54, "end": 5454.52, "text": " Here's for a long okay, I want to say for like a day"}, {"start": 5454.52, "end": 5459.76, "text": " I don't know why I was getting these I was getting like the chiropractor AI"}, {"start": 5460.38, "end": 5463.88, "text": " Look, I I really hurt the patient videos"}, {"start": 5464.72, "end": 5466.72, "text": " Okay, here we go, ma'am"}, {"start": 5467.34, "end": 5471.8, "text": " I did what I was visiting you. You showed me a bunch of those. You're like, oh, you haven't seen these?"}, {"start": 5471.8, "end": 5474.96, "text": " And then you just like kept showing me like multiple different ones."}, {"start": 5474.96, "end": 5478.06, "text": " I don't know why they were infecting my feet."}, {"start": 5478.06, "end": 5480.06, "text": " There are so many of them."}, {"start": 5480.06, "end": 5484.6, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what it is. Why did people make so many of those? It's like..."}, {"start": 5484.6, "end": 5488.1, "text": " Hey, alright, man, welcome. You're at the chiropractor."}, {"start": 5488.1, "end": 5493.2, "text": " Okay, uh, pay up front. And then he like hits her in the fucking back, just jumps on her back and stuff."}, {"start": 5493.2, "end": 5496.8, "text": " She like splits in half and will be like, thank you so much."}, {"start": 5496.8, "end": 5504.0, "text": " Yeah, every time I would look up my shoulder and look at you or Holly and be like this is fucking this is outrageous I"}, {"start": 5507.6, "end": 5512.360000000001, "text": " Can't believe a chiropractor can do is doing that to somebody and you guys be like dude"}, {"start": 5513.400000000001, "end": 5519.04, "text": " These aren't real man. These aren't real. We had to tell you like four or five times. I just like don't know"}, {"start": 5519.04, "end": 5521.04, "text": " I didn't they would pop up and I was"}, {"start": 5526.8, "end": 5533.8, "text": " to lose his license for that!"}, {"start": 5536.8, "end": 5541.8, "text": " you just r-piece it"}, {"start": 5541.8, "end": 5544.8, "text": " alright, take us somewhere"}, {"start": 5544.8, "end": 5546.8, "text": " I don't think there's any pedals"}, {"start": 5546.8, "end": 5548.8, "text": " you can't even ride the bike"}, {"start": 5548.8, "end": 5551.8, "text": " that's... come on"}, {"start": 5556.8, "end": 5563.68, "text": " oh pig on a pig blink oink oink"}, {"start": 5564.12, "end": 5567.320000000001, "text": " goodness"}, {"start": 5572.360000000001, "end": 5578.28, "text": " dude do you ever get the but this seven second in the morning poop ritual I"}, {"start": 5578.28, "end": 5583.4400000000005, "text": " it's seven seconds in the morning and I have and I can and I'm clear this seven"}, {"start": 5583.4400000000005, "end": 5595.400000000001, "text": " second's poop ritual. I swear to god. I kind of I kind of like all the weird ones that"}, {"start": 5595.400000000001, "end": 5601.4800000000005, "text": " show people's like morning routines. It's an ad though. I swear."}, {"start": 5601.4800000000005, "end": 5612.1, "text": " Oh, 7am, shower, 8am, shower, 9am, off to the gym, 10am, shower."}, {"start": 5612.1, "end": 5617.02, "text": " But I just laugh at them, I'm just like, this is fucking terrible, and then I just fucking"}, {"start": 5617.02, "end": 5618.52, "text": " say, do not recommend."}, {"start": 5631.4800000000005, "end": 5637.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, flesh boys around here."}, {"start": 5637.4800000000005, "end": 5639.4800000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5639.4800000000005, "end": 5647.4800000000005, "text": " Is there a hole right here?"}, {"start": 5647.4800000000005, "end": 5649.4800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5649.4800000000005, "end": 5658.4800000000005, "text": " Are we not strong enough to do this?"}, {"start": 5658.4800000000005, "end": 5660.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, for the righty."}, {"start": 5663.84, "end": 5668.72, "text": " Dude, people treat their algorithms, and I get why."}, {"start": 5668.72, "end": 5671.280000000001, "text": " It is a..."}, {"start": 5671.280000000001, "end": 5676.4800000000005, "text": " If I were to get your phone and go on YouTube or go whatever,"}, {"start": 5676.4800000000005, "end": 5680.160000000001, "text": " and I would have clicked on a fucked up dumb video that you would not want to click on,"}, {"start": 5680.160000000001, "end": 5684.64, "text": " it literally is like putting a virus into your algorithm."}, {"start": 5684.64, "end": 5686.000000000001, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 5686.0, "end": 5694.0, "text": " It takes one video sometimes, and then for days, it'll be like, oh no, you watch this, you like this, you want more of this."}, {"start": 5700.0, "end": 5701.0, "text": " Get in."}, {"start": 5702.0, "end": 5704.0, "text": " I'm kind of sticking out here, man."}, {"start": 5707.0, "end": 5709.0, "text": " One misclick and you get crazy stuff."}, {"start": 5710.0, "end": 5712.0, "text": " Well, that's that person talking about the Algo Clems."}, {"start": 5713.0, "end": 5715.0, "text": " What is an Algo Clems?"}, {"start": 5716.0, "end": 5723.44, "text": " Do you, is it a specific kind of, okay, this is gonna be like dietary nutritional guidelines for cleaning your algorithm eventually here"}, {"start": 5726.16, "end": 5732.32, "text": " Like what's the recommended amount of cat videos said you have to put in like 10% 20% daily value to fix it"}, {"start": 5732.76, "end": 5735.46, "text": " This is gonna be dietary restrictions. I'm coming"}, {"start": 5737.64, "end": 5739.64, "text": " Dad's coming"}, {"start": 5739.64, "end": 5749.92, "text": " This 7 second algo cleanse to start your day will get stuck poop removed from your mouth."}, {"start": 5749.92, "end": 5766.360000000001, "text": " I swear to god it's real."}, {"start": 5766.36, "end": 5771.9, "text": " he doesn't know every life"}, {"start": 5771.9, "end": 5773.24, "text": " what's the goal here to"}, {"start": 5773.24, "end": 5776.24, "text": " go where his desk was or where he was sitting at?"}, {"start": 5776.24, "end": 5783.24, "text": " he's opening the door"}, {"start": 5783.24, "end": 5786.24, "text": " this game is fucked up, you have to fight your instincts"}, {"start": 5786.24, "end": 5789.04, "text": " what are your instincts right now?"}, {"start": 5789.04, "end": 5793.32, "text": " to go that way, right? to go this way"}, {"start": 5793.32, "end": 5796.16, "text": " to take a bath"}, {"start": 5796.16, "end": 5800.0, "text": " Wait, maybe there is something right at his desk."}, {"start": 5800.0, "end": 5803.16, "text": " Should we care about this or just go?"}, {"start": 5803.16, "end": 5811.16, "text": " Can we just go over there?"}, {"start": 5811.16, "end": 5820.16, "text": " Yeah, I mean, there's got to be a reason for this, right?"}, {"start": 5820.16, "end": 5829.28, "text": " No secret mask or something so he's he's drying them"}, {"start": 5832.0, "end": 5834.44, "text": " But then in the other room he's soaking"}, {"start": 5837.36, "end": 5839.36, "text": " Yeah, what's his problem?"}, {"start": 5842.04, "end": 5845.44, "text": " Like like this middle one looks like they're about to be human again"}, {"start": 5847.04, "end": 5849.28, "text": " You know I think he's making"}, {"start": 5850.16, "end": 5857.16, "text": " He's making vessels."}, {"start": 5857.16, "end": 5860.16, "text": " Hulk!"}, {"start": 5860.16, "end": 5865.16, "text": " Have you just been sitting in there the whole time?"}, {"start": 5865.16, "end": 5869.16, "text": " Yeah, if you said anything, you've been muted."}, {"start": 5869.16, "end": 5871.16, "text": " Come over here for one second."}, {"start": 5871.16, "end": 5874.16, "text": " I want to do something real quick."}, {"start": 5874.16, "end": 5890.5599999999995, "text": " That's when I'm just gonna try something okay one sec"}, {"start": 5891.72, "end": 5896.44, "text": " alright there's no poke video of him playing re-animal I don't think it's"}, {"start": 5896.44, "end": 5904.0, "text": " gonna just get him to this part of the game in his bod did he not play it I"}, {"start": 5904.0, "end": 5908.88, "text": " I don't think I don't think so. Ah, too bad. Too bad."}, {"start": 5911.04, "end": 5916.0, "text": " We could play along with his body. I was gonna get right to where he was in his"}, {"start": 5916.0, "end": 5920.48, "text": " VOD where we are right now and see if we could play along to it. He's the bad's coming."}, {"start": 5922.8, "end": 5925.68, "text": " Wait, what? He was right there."}, {"start": 5925.68, "end": 5938.16, "text": " do it with somebody else who uh who we like friends with enough that wouldn't"}, {"start": 5938.16, "end": 5941.4400000000005, "text": " think we were weird for doing that"}, {"start": 5945.4800000000005, "end": 5954.96, "text": " friend wait Vinny played it wait Vinny played this oh dude alright let's see"}, {"start": 5954.96, "end": 5956.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5961.74, "end": 5963.74, "text": " Thought we were hitting"}, {"start": 5965.52, "end": 5968.44, "text": " Wow holy shit, I"}, {"start": 5970.4800000000005, "end": 5972.4800000000005, "text": " He did not"}, {"start": 5975.14, "end": 5980.24, "text": " Yeah, no you said what friends and people just started naming people we know I see all right well"}, {"start": 5984.96, "end": 5988.46, "text": " I can plate it"}, {"start": 5988.46, "end": 5991.96, "text": " Don't the line plate it, I can plate it"}, {"start": 5991.96, "end": 5998.96, "text": " Hold on, once there's no chase scene we'll figure this out"}, {"start": 5998.96, "end": 6004.96, "text": " I'm not enough for German"}, {"start": 6004.96, "end": 6013.96, "text": " I thought I was enough"}, {"start": 6013.96, "end": 6015.96, "text": " Oh, he got you!"}, {"start": 6015.96, "end": 6017.96, "text": " He got you!"}, {"start": 6029.4800000000005, "end": 6031.4800000000005, "text": " Uh, alright, lock in."}, {"start": 6035.32, "end": 6038.92, "text": " Why do we keep going to this one, by the way? This is probably the one..."}, {"start": 6038.92, "end": 6040.92, "text": " This is a bad one to go to."}, {"start": 6040.92, "end": 6067.92, "text": " I feel like he's the good guy, he might be."}, {"start": 6067.92, "end": 6081.12, "text": " He's walking on his anchor, man."}, {"start": 6081.12, "end": 6090.28, "text": " Alright, so he still walks around."}, {"start": 6090.28, "end": 6095.28, "text": " Ah, what?"}, {"start": 6095.28, "end": 6100.28, "text": " Why is it doing that?"}, {"start": 6100.28, "end": 6105.28, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6105.28, "end": 6108.28, "text": " Excuse me!"}, {"start": 6108.28, "end": 6111.28, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 6111.28, "end": 6114.28, "text": " Shit! No!"}, {"start": 6114.28, "end": 6126.719999999999, "text": " Why did he just do that?"}, {"start": 6126.719999999999, "end": 6130.5599999999995, "text": " Why did he do that?"}, {"start": 6130.5599999999995, "end": 6139.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, we're going too far."}, {"start": 6139.56, "end": 6150.76, "text": " This is the 15th time we've seen him do this."}, {"start": 6150.76, "end": 6152.400000000001, "text": " We keep going back in time."}, {"start": 6152.400000000001, "end": 6154.96, "text": " How can we stop JFK from getting shot?"}, {"start": 6154.96, "end": 6161.96, "text": " I think he's gonna see us."}, {"start": 6172.8, "end": 6175.72, "text": " Do you think this guy is in an Omegalo?"}, {"start": 6175.72, "end": 6179.04, "text": " L-U-L? Keck?"}, {"start": 6179.04, "end": 6180.84, "text": " Low?"}, {"start": 6180.84, "end": 6183.44, "text": " Which one? Laffy? What do you think he uses?"}, {"start": 6183.4400000000005, "end": 6186.4400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna say"}, {"start": 6186.4400000000005, "end": 6190.4400000000005, "text": " hmm he's definitely a low mega low"}, {"start": 6190.4400000000005, "end": 6193.4400000000005, "text": " he's a mega low"}, {"start": 6203.4400000000005, "end": 6208.4400000000005, "text": " okay don't don't muck this up"}, {"start": 6213.4400000000005, "end": 6221.360000000001, "text": " when he's dealing with the chickens I think we have to go well we're gonna"}, {"start": 6221.360000000001, "end": 6225.56, "text": " make we're gonna go we get you made the decision we're gonna go go where though"}, {"start": 6225.56, "end": 6236.6, "text": " um the door right there are we not gonna be making it to the door I think I"}, {"start": 6236.6, "end": 6241.360000000001, "text": " think I see what has to happen oh god how do we stop JFK for getting quick"}, {"start": 6241.360000000001, "end": 6243.160000000001, "text": " Quick quick quick, go in the washer."}, {"start": 6243.160000000001, "end": 6244.320000000001, "text": " There are."}, {"start": 6244.320000000001, "end": 6245.580000000001, "text": " Somebody lied in chat."}, {"start": 6263.820000000001, "end": 6265.320000000001, "text": " You're going to give us a lift."}, {"start": 6269.240000000001, "end": 6270.920000000001, "text": " You actually are going to give us a lift."}, {"start": 6271.360000000001, "end": 6274.360000000001, "text": " I think we need to lure him back into this room"}, {"start": 6275.360000000001, "end": 6277.360000000001, "text": " and then wrap around and then go to that door."}, {"start": 6277.360000000001, "end": 6280.360000000001, "text": " I think we will do that. We'll try that."}, {"start": 6282.360000000001, "end": 6286.360000000001, "text": " And also I think that I saw an H2P or hiding spot."}, {"start": 6286.360000000001, "end": 6287.360000000001, "text": " You did."}, {"start": 6289.360000000001, "end": 6291.360000000001, "text": " Where the bucket is?"}, {"start": 6292.360000000001, "end": 6294.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, we're good luck getting out of that."}, {"start": 6294.360000000001, "end": 6296.360000000001, "text": " Alright, so you wanted to run around?"}, {"start": 6296.360000000001, "end": 6301.360000000001, "text": " Oh, you can't go in it."}, {"start": 6301.360000000001, "end": 6302.360000000001, "text": " That's too bad."}, {"start": 6302.360000000001, "end": 6304.360000000001, "text": " Alright, is this an aggro?"}, {"start": 6304.360000000001, "end": 6305.960000000001, "text": " Aggro, then run him around."}, {"start": 6305.960000000001, "end": 6306.960000000001, "text": " I'm just going to follow you."}, {"start": 6306.960000000001, "end": 6312.960000000001, "text": " Okay, only one of us should do this because we don't want to split up, so I will follow"}, {"start": 6312.960000000001, "end": 6313.960000000001, "text": " you."}, {"start": 6313.960000000001, "end": 6314.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6314.960000000001, "end": 6318.76, "text": " There's no place to hide in here."}, {"start": 6318.76, "end": 6320.26, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 6320.26, "end": 6321.26, "text": " Turn the light on."}, {"start": 6321.26, "end": 6322.26, "text": " Oh, chicken coop."}, {"start": 6322.26, "end": 6323.26, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6323.26, "end": 6324.26, "text": " We're not there."}, {"start": 6324.26, "end": 6325.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6325.26, "end": 6328.26, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6328.26, "end": 6331.26, "text": " What did we need that for?"}, {"start": 6331.26, "end": 6334.26, "text": " He's coming."}, {"start": 6340.26, "end": 6342.26, "text": " Oh, for all the wood planks we have to pry."}, {"start": 6342.26, "end": 6345.26, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 6349.26, "end": 6352.26, "text": " We're gonna pull it together."}, {"start": 6352.26, "end": 6354.26, "text": " Oh, disgusting."}, {"start": 6355.9400000000005, "end": 6357.9400000000005, "text": " That's a, that's a blinding of Isaac enemy."}, {"start": 6360.58, "end": 6361.860000000001, "text": " Okay, we have to go back."}, {"start": 6361.860000000001, "end": 6362.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, he's looking at us."}, {"start": 6363.9400000000005, "end": 6364.820000000001, "text": " It's Harold."}, {"start": 6365.7, "end": 6371.14, "text": " This is when he opens his mouth and a high-pitched tone comes out and then he hears it and comes after us."}, {"start": 6372.02, "end": 6374.02, "text": " I thought that was actually in the game, that actually scared me."}, {"start": 6375.780000000001, "end": 6377.62, "text": " How do we, we check that door that we got near them?"}, {"start": 6377.62, "end": 6378.18, "text": " We should."}, {"start": 6382.26, "end": 6393.7, "text": " toilet why can you sit on the fucking IBS dude get off I mean had an indicator"}, {"start": 6397.860000000001, "end": 6401.46, "text": " get poke out of there"}, {"start": 6401.46, "end": 6421.42, "text": " I think we need to break it open with... I think he's coming back. Is that him? Is that"}, {"start": 6421.42, "end": 6427.42, "text": " I think we have to pry it off the other door, wasn't there another place with the boards?"}, {"start": 6427.42, "end": 6434.42, "text": " I do think we have to go back, but this is closed, we have to go back."}, {"start": 6434.42, "end": 6443.42, "text": " I don't think there's more of us than going back, can't we just attack him?"}, {"start": 6443.42, "end": 6452.42, "text": " Don't forget you're caught."}, {"start": 6452.42, "end": 6463.42, "text": " In here!"}, {"start": 6463.42, "end": 6464.42, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 6464.42, "end": 6466.42, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 6469.62, "end": 6472.1, "text": " Folks asking if you can hear him on his stream."}, {"start": 6477.9400000000005, "end": 6479.9400000000005, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 6480.66, "end": 6483.22, "text": " Ah, we forgot all the washing machines!"}, {"start": 6494.42, "end": 6497.42, "text": " You know, right now I'm freaking scared."}, {"start": 6497.42, "end": 6500.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6505.42, "end": 6507.42, "text": " And our new service from our Patreon."}, {"start": 6507.42, "end": 6513.42, "text": " German, Sturr, Oak or Vinny, play the game with you."}, {"start": 6513.42, "end": 6519.42, "text": " We have proprietary recordings for different games."}, {"start": 6520.42, "end": 6522.42, "text": " Have a co-op game?"}, {"start": 6524.42, "end": 6538.78, "text": " are proprietary recordings prioritize fun here's a snippet from one of the"}, {"start": 6538.78, "end": 6540.78, "text": " Recordings"}, {"start": 6548.219999999999, "end": 6550.219999999999, "text": " That was a father recording"}, {"start": 6554.38, "end": 6556.38, "text": " Hey, let's play League of Legends together"}, {"start": 6564.139999999999, "end": 6566.139999999999, "text": " Okay, I think we got to get behind his dumpster"}, {"start": 6568.78, "end": 6579.7, "text": " It's as if you were playing the game with Sturk or with German or your favorite Forkster."}, {"start": 6579.7, "end": 6580.7, "text": " It's a six-hour recording."}, {"start": 6580.7, "end": 6581.7, "text": " We don't name the Fork one."}, {"start": 6581.7, "end": 6582.7, "text": " Me who shall not be spoken of."}, {"start": 6582.7, "end": 6583.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6583.7, "end": 6584.7, "text": " On the dumpster."}, {"start": 6584.7, "end": 6585.7, "text": " You made an uh-oh noise."}, {"start": 6585.7, "end": 6586.7, "text": " You made an uh-oh."}, {"start": 6586.7, "end": 6587.7, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 6587.7, "end": 6594.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, on the dumpster."}, {"start": 6594.0599999999995, "end": 6596.099999999999, "text": " You made an uh oh noise."}, {"start": 6596.099999999999, "end": 6597.099999999999, "text": " You made an uh oh."}, {"start": 6597.099999999999, "end": 6598.82, "text": " No I didn't."}, {"start": 6598.82, "end": 6608.74, "text": " I heard your character go, don't even deny it."}, {"start": 6608.74, "end": 6613.94, "text": " Each horseman recorded a six hour recording, with two hours of banter before."}, {"start": 6613.9400000000005, "end": 6622.9400000000005, "text": " what's up dude hey what what the fuck"}, {"start": 6622.9400000000005, "end": 6641.500000000001, "text": " I don't know there's a fucking NPC who's playing all the better over here"}, {"start": 6641.5, "end": 6644.3, "text": " What was it? My fault. What happened was that my fault?"}, {"start": 6644.3, "end": 6647.3, "text": " Did you guys have a lot of noise to start with?"}, {"start": 6654.8, "end": 6656.8, "text": " Not yet, not yet."}, {"start": 6658.3, "end": 6660.3, "text": " Okay, other dumbster?"}, {"start": 6660.3, "end": 6662.8, "text": " Actually, I think we can just cut."}, {"start": 6662.8, "end": 6664.8, "text": " Just cut all the way back here. Yeah."}, {"start": 6668.8, "end": 6670.8, "text": " We're going to that door."}, {"start": 6671.5, "end": 6682.9, "text": " why are we holding the door we can't hold the door against the man I think we're"}, {"start": 6682.9, "end": 6687.06, "text": " making sure well there's another man"}, {"start": 6687.06, "end": 6692.06, "text": " Oh, he climbed out of the soul."}, {"start": 6692.06, "end": 6693.06, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6693.06, "end": 6694.06, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6694.06, "end": 6700.06, "text": " You're gonna go out this way."}, {"start": 6700.06, "end": 6701.06, "text": " And wait."}, {"start": 6701.06, "end": 6705.06, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, go on, wait, go on."}, {"start": 6705.06, "end": 6706.06, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 6706.06, "end": 6707.06, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 6707.06, "end": 6708.06, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6708.06, "end": 6713.06, "text": " This one, I'm over here with you."}, {"start": 6713.06, "end": 6717.06, "text": " I'm trying to collect the poke you've needed."}, {"start": 6717.06, "end": 6721.06, "text": " She's gonna wait her out."}, {"start": 6733.06, "end": 6737.06, "text": " That's disgusting."}, {"start": 6737.06, "end": 6754.9400000000005, "text": " Nice. Get us out of there. Help. Help. I'm a weak. Oh, baby boy. Okay, back to the movie"}, {"start": 6754.9400000000005, "end": 6761.9400000000005, "text": " theater"}, {"start": 6773.740000000001, "end": 6779.860000000001, "text": " that's crazy what's that"}, {"start": 6779.860000000001, "end": 6783.06, "text": " he's gonna break through the screen"}, {"start": 6783.06, "end": 6785.5, "text": " And I think we do have to go this way I think we do"}, {"start": 6793.1, "end": 6795.1, "text": " Oh come on help"}, {"start": 6804.14, "end": 6807.860000000001, "text": " Oh, let me check the toilet so predictable"}, {"start": 6813.06, "end": 6821.860000000001, "text": " What the fuck was that sound?"}, {"start": 6821.860000000001, "end": 6825.06, "text": " It was me drinking the toilet water."}, {"start": 6825.06, "end": 6837.34, "text": " Oh no, this outside there was a crowbar."}, {"start": 6837.34, "end": 6839.34, "text": " That lighting effect is crazy."}, {"start": 6843.900000000001, "end": 6844.92, "text": " Aragonpokes not talking."}, {"start": 6844.92, "end": 6846.14, "text": " He said he had a sore throat today."}, {"start": 6848.34, "end": 6849.34, "text": " He's just playing with us."}, {"start": 6862.34, "end": 6866.74, "text": " Okay, it's because you got the camera cut at millisecond before I got in."}, {"start": 6867.34, "end": 6876.06, "text": " towards my fault it's your fault everyone note that down is my fault who's that"}, {"start": 6886.74, "end": 6889.78, "text": " get that up"}, {"start": 6889.78, "end": 6894.78, "text": " Yeah, so if you'll see"}, {"start": 6902.78, "end": 6904.78, "text": " It is an interactable"}, {"start": 6905.78, "end": 6910.78, "text": " Alright, we definitely have to make him go somewhere and have him step on a pressure plate"}, {"start": 6911.78, "end": 6913.78, "text": " That's my guess"}, {"start": 6913.78, "end": 6918.28, "text": " you're we just met him you're already suggesting like use him as a pawn and"}, {"start": 6918.28, "end": 6924.4, "text": " kill him I didn't say kill I said to use as a he use him as a thing to help us"}, {"start": 6924.4, "end": 6927.12, "text": " for the pressure plate"}, {"start": 6927.599999999999, "end": 6933.8, "text": " anything in this room I don't see"}, {"start": 6933.8, "end": 6934.8, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6934.8, "end": 6935.8, "text": " Elevator?"}, {"start": 6935.8, "end": 6936.8, "text": " Is anyone here?"}, {"start": 6936.8, "end": 6937.8, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 6937.8, "end": 6938.8, "text": " We'd have liked to do something with him."}, {"start": 6938.8, "end": 6939.8, "text": " Why would he be here?"}, {"start": 6939.8, "end": 6940.8, "text": " Do we make him leave?"}, {"start": 6940.8, "end": 6941.8, "text": " Wait, what's this?"}, {"start": 6941.8, "end": 6942.8, "text": " Yeah, can he go in here?"}, {"start": 6942.8, "end": 6943.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6943.8, "end": 6944.8, "text": " Turn off the lights off."}, {"start": 6944.8, "end": 6945.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6945.8, "end": 6946.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6946.8, "end": 6947.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6947.8, "end": 6948.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6948.8, "end": 6949.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6949.8, "end": 6950.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6950.8, "end": 6951.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6951.8, "end": 6952.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6952.8, "end": 6953.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6953.8, "end": 6954.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6954.8, "end": 6955.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6955.8, "end": 6956.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6956.8, "end": 6957.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6957.8, "end": 6958.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6958.8, "end": 6959.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6959.8, "end": 6960.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6960.8, "end": 6962.8, "text": " Turn our lights off."}, {"start": 6964.8, "end": 6967.8, "text": " Yeah, stand in a place where he has to go in that tube."}, {"start": 6971.8, "end": 6973.8, "text": " It's too unruly."}, {"start": 6975.8, "end": 6977.8, "text": " I think he was just doing a little bit."}, {"start": 6977.8, "end": 6979.8, "text": " Come over here and just like stand."}, {"start": 6979.8, "end": 6981.8, "text": " You gotta get trigger the bicycle boy."}, {"start": 6981.8, "end": 6983.8, "text": " Stand right here."}, {"start": 6983.8, "end": 6984.8, "text": " Move up a little."}, {"start": 6984.8, "end": 6986.8, "text": " So he can't run away from us."}, {"start": 6986.8, "end": 6988.8, "text": " So move up to the... yeah."}, {"start": 6988.8, "end": 6993.02, "text": " Okay, I don't think that's it seems like a hat"}, {"start": 7004.08, "end": 7006.08, "text": " Bicycle boy"}, {"start": 7012.08, "end": 7014.08, "text": " Okay bicycle boys back"}, {"start": 7018.8, "end": 7031.28, "text": " Okay, I think we do have to go down that way still"}, {"start": 7031.28, "end": 7036.76, "text": " Which really goes against my instincts, I think he's gonna spawn every time"}, {"start": 7036.76, "end": 7065.280000000001, "text": " No? There you go."}, {"start": 7065.28, "end": 7075.28, "text": " you hungry but uh what did you for breakfast this morning"}, {"start": 7075.28, "end": 7078.28, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 7078.28, "end": 7085.28, "text": " ham egg cheese bacon bagel ham"}, {"start": 7085.28, "end": 7087.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7115.28, "end": 7117.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7125.759999999999, "end": 7127.759999999999, "text": " Get that thing fire up"}, {"start": 7135.5599999999995, "end": 7137.5599999999995, "text": " Step on the gas"}, {"start": 7145.28, "end": 7161.28, "text": " I have two pieces of sourdough toast with a banana and two tables please you serve, well not better."}, {"start": 7161.28, "end": 7167.28, "text": " Wait, wait, are we in Europe or America? Which side of the road? That looks European."}, {"start": 7167.28, "end": 7168.28, "text": " I think it's your up."}, {"start": 7179.28, "end": 7181.28, "text": " Are you driving or am I driving?"}, {"start": 7181.28, "end": 7182.28, "text": " I'm driving."}, {"start": 7182.28, "end": 7183.28, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 7185.28, "end": 7188.28, "text": " I feel like I'm... No, I can turn, dude."}, {"start": 7191.28, "end": 7193.28, "text": " You can't wait to get it."}, {"start": 7193.28, "end": 7194.28, "text": " I just did."}, {"start": 7197.28, "end": 7199.28, "text": " It's just a coincidence."}, {"start": 7201.28, "end": 7203.28, "text": " I should be aware of that."}, {"start": 7206.28, "end": 7207.28, "text": " Stab him!"}, {"start": 7211.28, "end": 7212.28, "text": " You're gone."}, {"start": 7222.28, "end": 7224.28, "text": " I think I should stab him."}, {"start": 7227.28, "end": 7229.28, "text": " I have a knife."}, {"start": 7229.28, "end": 7231.28, "text": " That's what he said."}, {"start": 7231.28, "end": 7233.28, "text": " I have a knife."}, {"start": 7233.28, "end": 7235.28, "text": " That's what he said."}, {"start": 7239.28, "end": 7241.28, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 7243.28, "end": 7245.28, "text": " Is that the word he was scalloping?"}, {"start": 7245.28, "end": 7247.28, "text": " Okay, let's press X for the first time."}, {"start": 7287.28, "end": 7292.12, "text": " A poke is driving."}, {"start": 7292.12, "end": 7300.8, "text": " Dude, poke just got us killed."}, {"start": 7300.8, "end": 7310.36, "text": " Life sure is strange."}, {"start": 7310.36, "end": 7314.96, "text": " What's a game that's similar to this?"}, {"start": 7314.96, "end": 7316.96, "text": " Little Nightmares 1, Little Nightmares 2, Little Nightmares 2, Little Nightmares 3."}, {"start": 7316.96, "end": 7318.96, "text": " Did Pope play Little Nightmares 2?"}, {"start": 7320.96, "end": 7322.96, "text": " I don't know, every game he played."}, {"start": 7322.96, "end": 7326.96, "text": " I don't know, what if we got like a different game that he played?"}, {"start": 7330.96, "end": 7334.96, "text": " He played Limbo, Little Nightmares, and Inside."}, {"start": 7336.96, "end": 7340.96, "text": " Alright, I wanna do it, I feel like it'd be fun."}, {"start": 7344.96, "end": 7348.96, "text": " Alright, give me a minute. I want to do this. Do you want..."}, {"start": 7348.96, "end": 7352.96, "text": " Alright, Paul Kittlehull's VOD?"}, {"start": 7352.96, "end": 7356.96, "text": " He's a VOD channel, right? Little Nightmares."}, {"start": 7366.96, "end": 7370.96, "text": " Just for a few minutes."}, {"start": 7370.96, "end": 7376.12, "text": " I'm not I'm not even gonna hear the bit. Well, we'll just play at the same time"}, {"start": 7382.64, "end": 7384.64, "text": " Does he have a lot of this"}, {"start": 7388.64, "end": 7390.64, "text": " I was gonna go to his channel"}, {"start": 7395.92, "end": 7399.08, "text": " Okay, it'll be worth it it'll be worth it"}, {"start": 7400.96, "end": 7404.16, "text": " Put any of his mods on, that's gonna be a horror game."}, {"start": 7413.36, "end": 7414.96, "text": " What if like we just like..."}, {"start": 7414.96, "end": 7415.96, "text": " Hold on, here we go."}, {"start": 7415.96, "end": 7416.96, "text": " ...prepare to pretend we're playing with Sturr."}, {"start": 7423.46, "end": 7425.96, "text": " It will be worth it, it will be worth it."}, {"start": 7430.96, "end": 7434.14, "text": " You're gonna open up you're gonna open it up like okay"}, {"start": 7434.14, "end": 7440.44, "text": " We set it to the exact spot where like what book was inside this exact game and he's gonna be talking about like"}, {"start": 7440.94, "end": 7442.94, "text": " something completely different"}, {"start": 7443.56, "end": 7448.8, "text": " It's not even gonna be about this is in play this is in playing that that game the cable that was it called"}, {"start": 7448.96, "end": 7451.08, "text": " It's like an action RPG game"}, {"start": 7453.24, "end": 7455.24, "text": " Well then arrows it down"}, {"start": 7460.96, "end": 7465.24, "text": " shit come on no that's not gonna work"}, {"start": 7465.24, "end": 7472.24, "text": " alright 10 more seconds and I'm done"}, {"start": 7477.28, "end": 7479.28, "text": " I can just call it like we can just get poked"}, {"start": 7479.28, "end": 7483.4800000000005, "text": " we can just call him"}, {"start": 7483.4800000000005, "end": 7490.4800000000005, "text": " alright alright I got one"}, {"start": 7490.4800000000005, "end": 7494.700000000001, "text": " this is just this is just what a pokesvods"}, {"start": 7494.700000000001, "end": 7503.740000000001, "text": " it's in playing okay here we go what do you do when you do what do you do what"}, {"start": 7503.740000000001, "end": 7510.580000000001, "text": " animation what fucking thing do you do on the balls now okay I mean you said"}, {"start": 7510.580000000001, "end": 7516.540000000001, "text": " we'd start at the same time and you didn't even link it oh fuck here he's not"}, {"start": 7516.54, "end": 7523.14, "text": " even doing the bit correctly is this one is that was the part that involved me"}, {"start": 7523.14, "end": 7527.62, "text": " and this is 42 minutes and 59 seconds"}, {"start": 7528.1, "end": 7535.98, "text": " we don't you ready fuck are we doing it is funny it's crimson desert"}, {"start": 7535.98, "end": 7541.78, "text": " are you ready 42 minutes and 59 seconds wait that's exactly where you exactly"}, {"start": 7541.78, "end": 7548.139999999999, "text": " where I am right now he's gonna be playing a different game it's gonna be"}, {"start": 7548.139999999999, "end": 7564.46, "text": " loud all right ready okay I'm ready three two one play"}, {"start": 7564.46, "end": 7568.54, "text": " I'd rather just die and start again."}, {"start": 7568.54, "end": 7571.54, "text": " Well, I don't think we should do that."}, {"start": 7571.54, "end": 7574.54, "text": " I don't think we should do that."}, {"start": 7574.54, "end": 7578.86, "text": " I'm not going to restart, I don't even have food, at least."}, {"start": 7578.86, "end": 7581.38, "text": " Well, I mean, we can take a break in a few minutes."}, {"start": 7581.38, "end": 7584.38, "text": " Well, I hope so, we start getting food."}, {"start": 7584.38, "end": 7586.38, "text": " Do you want to overeat something?"}, {"start": 7586.38, "end": 7590.38, "text": " Well, let's just keep going for a few minutes."}, {"start": 7590.38, "end": 7594.38, "text": " The one chatter was ready to jump on the platforms."}, {"start": 7594.38, "end": 7595.38, "text": " Yeah, we..."}, {"start": 7595.38, "end": 7596.38, "text": " Jump on the platforms."}, {"start": 7596.38, "end": 7597.38, "text": " There's no platform here."}, {"start": 7597.38, "end": 7598.38, "text": " Yeah, what are they talking about?"}, {"start": 7598.38, "end": 7599.88, "text": " Well, I mean, we did just jump."}, {"start": 7599.88, "end": 7601.38, "text": " I think you talked about it before."}, {"start": 7601.38, "end": 7602.38, "text": " Like a few minutes ago."}, {"start": 7602.38, "end": 7604.38, "text": " Yeah, it's not like the way..."}, {"start": 7604.38, "end": 7606.38, "text": " It doesn't work like..."}, {"start": 7606.38, "end": 7610.38, "text": " If you're a visitor viewer and you have to play the game, that's..."}, {"start": 7610.38, "end": 7612.38, "text": " Oh, wow!"}, {"start": 7612.38, "end": 7614.38, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 7614.38, "end": 7621.38, "text": " This game is just kind of loud."}, {"start": 7621.38, "end": 7627.38, "text": " Okay, apparently this bit is killing my tree."}, {"start": 7627.38, "end": 7628.38, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7628.38, "end": 7630.38, "text": " I have a video running."}, {"start": 7630.38, "end": 7632.38, "text": " Nice bro."}, {"start": 7632.38, "end": 7634.38, "text": " Come on, he's doing stuff."}, {"start": 7634.38, "end": 7636.38, "text": " Is it before it pops up?"}, {"start": 7636.38, "end": 7640.38, "text": " I guess it's a really short floor."}, {"start": 7640.38, "end": 7642.38, "text": " All right, through this door."}, {"start": 7660.38, "end": 7664.38, "text": " Why are the cannonballs being fired at folk sounds?"}, {"start": 7670.38, "end": 7676.38, "text": " Oh, are you coming?"}, {"start": 7676.38, "end": 7680.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7680.38, "end": 7683.38, "text": " He's stuck fighting something down there."}, {"start": 7683.38, "end": 7684.38, "text": " He's stuck."}, {"start": 7684.38, "end": 7686.38, "text": " Yeah, he's fighting a ton of monsters down there."}, {"start": 7686.38, "end": 7688.38, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 7688.38, "end": 7693.38, "text": " Dude, just keep them occupied while we get it in through here."}, {"start": 7693.38, "end": 7695.38, "text": " I can't do this bit."}, {"start": 7695.38, "end": 7699.38, "text": " It's like my screen frame rate is dropping for some reason."}, {"start": 7700.38, "end": 7704.66, "text": " You keep talking him I can't oh he's down there fucking to have a phone"}, {"start": 7709.82, "end": 7711.82, "text": " All right, we're good"}, {"start": 7717.5, "end": 7724.5, "text": " Okay, so if we go in here what is in here we sell the crowbar, right?"}, {"start": 7729.38, "end": 7731.38, "text": " Wheel don't get the wheel"}, {"start": 7733.06, "end": 7736.86, "text": " Or a shield, I don't know pain the coil is even good man"}, {"start": 7738.14, "end": 7742.42, "text": " This boss is just dumb. I would hit the shoulder somehow. Yeah"}, {"start": 7745.06, "end": 7747.78, "text": " Talking about yeah, here's just talking about the last boss"}, {"start": 7759.38, "end": 7761.38, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7764.38, "end": 7766.38, "text": " Why is that boat a little spring?"}, {"start": 7778.38, "end": 7781.38, "text": " Okay, we're going to walk."}, {"start": 7783.38, "end": 7785.38, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 7785.38, "end": 7791.38, "text": " I think it's gonna why do I have my sword out again?"}, {"start": 7791.38, "end": 7798.02, "text": " You're just laughing."}, {"start": 7798.02, "end": 7799.02, "text": " It's funny."}, {"start": 7799.02, "end": 7800.02, "text": " The jolly fellow."}, {"start": 7800.02, "end": 7801.02, "text": " What did we even just do?"}, {"start": 7801.02, "end": 7802.02, "text": " Uh, we opened up this for the water from yesterday."}, {"start": 7802.02, "end": 7803.02, "text": " All right, let me turn this off."}, {"start": 7803.02, "end": 7805.02, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 7806.02, "end": 7808.02, "text": " What are we even going to do?"}, {"start": 7808.02, "end": 7812.02, "text": " Uh, we opened up this for the water can get through."}, {"start": 7812.02, "end": 7815.02, "text": " Alright, let me turn this off."}, {"start": 7823.02, "end": 7827.02, "text": " It is definitely worth it. I laughed."}, {"start": 7827.02, "end": 7830.02, "text": " If you laugh, you lost."}, {"start": 7830.02, "end": 7835.9400000000005, "text": " I think um I think we goofed I think we have to open both of them so we can"}, {"start": 7835.9400000000005, "end": 7845.620000000001, "text": " drive the boat through okay so I think we we had to we had to do something else"}, {"start": 7848.820000000001, "end": 7854.5, "text": " or maybe maybe we drive the boat no that doesn't make any sense can we not"}, {"start": 7854.5, "end": 7857.620000000001, "text": " because is there anything I think there's anything else we can do over there"}, {"start": 7857.62, "end": 7866.36, "text": " I guess I have to open the second one can we take this thing I guess we can"}, {"start": 7866.36, "end": 7876.84, "text": " continue to no okay wait there was a there was a power thing on the other"}, {"start": 7876.84, "end": 7880.04, "text": " side did we touch that"}, {"start": 7880.04, "end": 7905.04, "text": " I think it's too far."}, {"start": 7905.04, "end": 7908.04, "text": " Yeah, I think you need to like reel me in."}, {"start": 7908.04, "end": 7909.04, "text": " It needs two of us."}, {"start": 7912.04, "end": 7913.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7920.04, "end": 7921.04, "text": " A little bit more."}, {"start": 7921.04, "end": 7924.04, "text": " Right there looks good, right?"}, {"start": 7927.04, "end": 7929.04, "text": " Big jumps here."}, {"start": 7929.04, "end": 7931.04, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 7932.04, "end": 7934.04, "text": " I guess I can just go too."}, {"start": 7938.04, "end": 7952.12, "text": " Okay, now we go back, we open it all the way, we play game for gift, and then we're good."}, {"start": 7952.12, "end": 7955.56, "text": " What do you think about that poke?"}, {"start": 7955.56, "end": 7977.68, "text": " Yeah, I don't maybe I'll tap again."}, {"start": 7977.68, "end": 7985.120000000001, "text": " It's just because you're scared and you need like more people in the call and distractions."}, {"start": 7985.12, "end": 7986.5199999999995, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 7986.5199999999995, "end": 7988.0, "text": " This guy scares easy."}, {"start": 7988.0, "end": 7998.28, "text": " Take that back."}, {"start": 7998.28, "end": 8002.08, "text": " Is Poke even live right now or is he taking down?"}, {"start": 8002.08, "end": 8003.8, "text": " He is not live."}, {"start": 8003.8, "end": 8006.92, "text": " He might be asleep."}, {"start": 8006.92, "end": 8015.52, "text": " I've seen a couple of his stream titles of like I'm fixing my sleep schedule and he's"}, {"start": 8015.52, "end": 8017.52, "text": " going live at like 9 p.m."}, {"start": 8017.52, "end": 8022.88, "text": " But I know his last I'm fixing my sleep schedule he was like awake at like 6 a.m. still screaming"}, {"start": 8022.88, "end": 8030.28, "text": " it always happens like that doesn't it."}, {"start": 8030.28, "end": 8034.32, "text": " When you flip fix your sleep schedule you you just have to go all in and it ends up being"}, {"start": 8034.320000000001, "end": 8041.320000000001, "text": " you end up having to go all the way into the abyss before you can come out the other side."}, {"start": 8049.64, "end": 8051.6, "text": " You're my guiding moonlight."}, {"start": 8051.6, "end": 8055.320000000001, "text": " I'm looking around."}, {"start": 8055.320000000001, "end": 8062.320000000001, "text": " So watch out for those mines."}, {"start": 8064.320000000001, "end": 8073.320000000001, "text": " My shining star that can't go in my mind."}, {"start": 8073.320000000001, "end": 8074.320000000001, "text": " Ahoy!"}, {"start": 8074.320000000001, "end": 8077.320000000001, "text": " That's a wall."}, {"start": 8077.320000000001, "end": 8083.320000000001, "text": " You gotta thread through that if you're a real gamer."}, {"start": 8083.320000000001, "end": 8088.320000000001, "text": " No, there's more back there."}, {"start": 8088.320000000001, "end": 8090.320000000001, "text": " My name is Darren."}, {"start": 8112.080000000001, "end": 8115.6, "text": " Do you think Dad followed us all the way over here?"}, {"start": 8115.6, "end": 8120.6, "text": " He doesn't have teleportation bodies that he... Yeah, he's right there."}, {"start": 8133.6, "end": 8135.6, "text": " Dude. Dude."}, {"start": 8136.6, "end": 8137.6, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 8138.6, "end": 8139.6, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 8142.6, "end": 8143.6, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 8145.6, "end": 8150.6, "text": " Oh, the slugman."}, {"start": 8164.6, "end": 8166.6, "text": " Basta! Basta! Basta!"}, {"start": 8168.6, "end": 8172.6, "text": " I didn't see the one that was right there. I was enjoying looking at the people poop."}, {"start": 8175.6, "end": 8179.280000000001, "text": " It was oddly satisfying."}, {"start": 8179.280000000001, "end": 8182.4800000000005, "text": " I need to pause for one second."}, {"start": 8182.4800000000005, "end": 8183.4800000000005, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 8183.4800000000005, "end": 8186.4800000000005, "text": " I want to turn you up ten percent."}, {"start": 8186.4800000000005, "end": 8187.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8187.4800000000005, "end": 8194.28, "text": " I'm going to focus louder than me."}, {"start": 8194.28, "end": 8201.32, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8201.32, "end": 8203.32, "text": " Trigger is the speeding freeze."}, {"start": 8216.82, "end": 8217.32, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 8229.32, "end": 8230.32, "text": " You're turning."}, {"start": 8231.32, "end": 8233.32, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 8242.32, "end": 8244.32, "text": " Um, what?"}, {"start": 8245.32, "end": 8247.32, "text": " That was me paddling with an ore."}, {"start": 8249.32, "end": 8252.32, "text": " I really have to have everything explained to everybody, don't I?"}, {"start": 8261.32, "end": 8263.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8274.76, "end": 8279.86, "text": " Want the concept art you get every hat in every concept"}, {"start": 8283.52, "end": 8285.52, "text": " In every bicycle"}, {"start": 8291.32, "end": 8294.4, "text": " Okay, the boat just sits around"}, {"start": 8301.52, "end": 8303.52, "text": " Can we take a pee break"}, {"start": 8304.68, "end": 8305.92, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 8305.92, "end": 8308.72, "text": " Feel like it's been like an hour or two a couple hours"}, {"start": 8309.16, "end": 8312.52, "text": " We get on whenever we get to this next section will take a quick break"}, {"start": 8312.52, "end": 8316.64, "text": " I mean this is very much the next section because we just pulled up here with the boat"}, {"start": 8316.64, "end": 8319.72, "text": " Well, let's put me up there, and then I want to go to you and I'm gonna get out of water"}, {"start": 8319.72, "end": 8324.76, "text": " Okay, wait, that's just gonna make you have to pee again. That's fine"}, {"start": 8327.0, "end": 8330.26, "text": " All right, I guess pause"}, {"start": 8331.519999999999, "end": 8338.039999999999, "text": " Okay, I'm on the whole thing and I'll see you in three to five minutes give or take"}, {"start": 8338.88, "end": 8340.88, "text": " Okay, I'll be here. Okay"}, {"start": 8344.119999999999, "end": 8347.0, "text": " Baby see you guys in a few minutes"}, {"start": 8559.72, "end": 8574.72, "text": " I am back."}, {"start": 8574.72, "end": 8581.72, "text": " How are you doing, dude?"}, {"start": 8581.72, "end": 8586.72, "text": " How are things?"}, {"start": 8586.72, "end": 8594.46, "text": " Everybody continue dude. Are you ready to continue? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude"}, {"start": 8596.3, "end": 8602.46, "text": " Yeah, you ready to go got it. Yeah, dude wait a minute. No, you're not"}, {"start": 8603.42, "end": 8605.42, "text": " Okay, hold on. I"}, {"start": 8605.98, "end": 8609.859999999999, "text": " My time to pause my time my time you can pause"}, {"start": 8616.72, "end": 8621.32, "text": " We're each allowed five minutes of pausing."}, {"start": 8621.32, "end": 8623.98, "text": " Okay, like a chess timers."}, {"start": 8623.98, "end": 8629.3, "text": " Your timer is at like 30 seconds in mine, is at like 458."}, {"start": 8629.3, "end": 8630.96, "text": " And you're sweating beads."}, {"start": 8630.96, "end": 8631.96, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 8631.96, "end": 8634.92, "text": " You have like one piece to move on the board."}, {"start": 8634.92, "end": 8642.96, "text": " All I need is one second to checkmate you."}, {"start": 8642.960000000001, "end": 8648.480000000001, "text": " Usually take you two seconds"}, {"start": 8648.480000000001, "end": 8660.6, "text": " What was this?"}, {"start": 8660.6, "end": 8661.6, "text": " What even are these?"}, {"start": 8661.6, "end": 8662.6, "text": " There's more spoons"}, {"start": 8662.6, "end": 8663.6, "text": " I think they are, yeah"}, {"start": 8663.6, "end": 8667.480000000001, "text": " Oh a bed!"}, {"start": 8667.480000000001, "end": 8669.720000000001, "text": " I can't jump"}, {"start": 8669.72, "end": 8679.72, "text": " They don't go anywhere."}, {"start": 8679.72, "end": 8683.359999999999, "text": " Probably go out the window."}, {"start": 8683.359999999999, "end": 8686.56, "text": " Maybe or we bring the harpoons outside."}, {"start": 8686.56, "end": 8693.039999999999, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 8693.04, "end": 8710.720000000001, "text": " fire them. I can't see the only thing that was up there. Maybe surely. Can we stick these"}, {"start": 8710.72, "end": 8731.76, "text": " somewhere? Can you put them on the boat maybe? Yes, I can. I think we just got those to keep"}, {"start": 8731.76, "end": 8736.92, "text": " going, I guess. I don't know. Our character should say their motivations out loud and their"}, {"start": 8736.92, "end": 8743.88, "text": " emotions into the camera what is it held was it to equip the hard points lb or"}, {"start": 8743.88, "end": 8751.68, "text": " x to equip them oh my god shit okay it takes three of us to open a door I think"}, {"start": 8751.68, "end": 8759.52, "text": " you just blew up that whole wall I didn't see it okay so if I hold x then I"}, {"start": 8759.52, "end": 8763.68, "text": " And I guess I throw harpoons."}, {"start": 8763.68, "end": 8766.08, "text": " Watch out, we only have one of them."}, {"start": 8766.08, "end": 8767.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8767.08, "end": 8768.640000000001, "text": " I hope it was worth it."}, {"start": 8768.640000000001, "end": 8771.720000000001, "text": " There's probably an infinite amount."}, {"start": 8771.720000000001, "end": 8782.2, "text": " I think the harpoon was mine."}, {"start": 8782.2, "end": 8787.800000000001, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 8787.800000000001, "end": 8789.800000000001, "text": " That was a loud explosion."}, {"start": 8798.800000000001, "end": 8799.800000000001, "text": " Harpoon him."}, {"start": 8801.800000000001, "end": 8802.800000000001, "text": " Harpoon him."}, {"start": 8803.800000000001, "end": 8804.800000000001, "text": " I don't know if I can."}, {"start": 8817.800000000001, "end": 8820.800000000001, "text": " Is that a little baby boy?"}, {"start": 8820.800000000001, "end": 8822.800000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8822.800000000001, "end": 8827.800000000001, "text": " There's only three people that are as tall as us so far."}, {"start": 8827.800000000001, "end": 8830.800000000001, "text": " Three to four, do you remember?"}, {"start": 8834.800000000001, "end": 8836.800000000001, "text": " I don't think I have enough weapons to deal with all these people."}, {"start": 8836.800000000001, "end": 8838.800000000001, "text": " Uh, let's just start going."}, {"start": 8847.800000000001, "end": 8849.800000000001, "text": " Oh, they're scared now."}, {"start": 8852.800000000001, "end": 8853.800000000001, "text": " Oh, come on!"}, {"start": 8853.800000000001, "end": 8855.800000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 8856.800000000001, "end": 8858.800000000001, "text": " I threw it and he..."}, {"start": 8860.800000000001, "end": 8861.800000000001, "text": " He dodged."}, {"start": 8861.800000000001, "end": 8863.800000000001, "text": " He just wasn't ready to be thrown at yet."}, {"start": 8864.800000000001, "end": 8865.800000000001, "text": " He wasn't ready."}, {"start": 8866.800000000001, "end": 8868.800000000001, "text": " He was not ready to be thrown at."}, {"start": 8870.800000000001, "end": 8871.800000000001, "text": " The timer's ticking down."}, {"start": 8877.800000000001, "end": 8884.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, they get an indicator when you can throw it."}, {"start": 8884.080000000002, "end": 8889.080000000002, "text": " This looks like fun."}, {"start": 8889.080000000002, "end": 8903.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, stay a good distance away."}, {"start": 8903.08, "end": 8921.06, "text": " Yeah, well, I think you mean, you know, I haven't been to boat in a long time."}, {"start": 8921.06, "end": 8923.74, "text": " When was the last time you were in a boat?"}, {"start": 8923.74, "end": 8927.9, "text": " A couple years, maybe."}, {"start": 8927.9, "end": 8934.9, "text": " It's got to be somewhere around 10 for me, maybe 5 or 10 years."}, {"start": 8934.9, "end": 8941.9, "text": " I mean, where are you going to go on a boat in Vegas?"}, {"start": 8941.9, "end": 8943.9, "text": " Oh, true."}, {"start": 8943.9, "end": 8951.9, "text": " But even before that, even in the Boston area, I didn't really..."}, {"start": 8951.9, "end": 8955.98, "text": " I'm not much of a boater."}, {"start": 8955.98, "end": 8958.98, "text": " If a boat occurs, I'll get on the boat."}, {"start": 8958.98, "end": 8963.98, "text": " I'm not like, steeping boats out, but if there was an abandoned hotel, water,"}, {"start": 8963.98, "end": 8968.02, "text": " Halloween ride, where you throw harpoons, it bloated big people."}, {"start": 8968.02, "end": 8972.02, "text": " I could get on board. That sounds like a lot of fun."}, {"start": 8972.02, "end": 8976.02, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8976.02, "end": 8978.02, "text": " Oh, you're gonna catch him."}, {"start": 8984.02, "end": 8986.02, "text": " Dude, you got attacked by the giant bird!"}, {"start": 8988.02, "end": 8991.02, "text": " Dude, you got attacked by the giant bird!"}, {"start": 8993.02, "end": 8998.02, "text": " I know you have a soundboard, but when you just use it sparingly, not right after I say something."}, {"start": 9003.02, "end": 9005.02, "text": " Oh, the bird cannon!"}, {"start": 9006.02, "end": 9013.02, "text": " conveniently placed a hull diver's cannon. Let's load it up."}, {"start": 9022.82, "end": 9027.5, "text": " You can find cannonballs."}, {"start": 9027.5, "end": 9029.54, "text": " This is a puzzle."}, {"start": 9029.54, "end": 9034.380000000001, "text": " One ball, two ball, three ball, uh, connect forward to failed."}, {"start": 9034.380000000001, "end": 9037.820000000002, "text": " Okay, so it's 1 slot 1 slot 2 slot 4 slot 1."}, {"start": 9043.78, "end": 9045.02, "text": " Oh, sorry, I was stuck on a rock."}, {"start": 9054.740000000002, "end": 9055.34, "text": " Alright, thing done."}, {"start": 9055.34, "end": 9065.34, "text": " I probably have to load it."}, {"start": 9065.34, "end": 9071.34, "text": " Any cannonballs in the vicinity?"}, {"start": 9071.34, "end": 9074.34, "text": " This is what came out of it?"}, {"start": 9074.34, "end": 9077.34, "text": " Yeah, so we load that with gunpowder or something, right?"}, {"start": 9077.34, "end": 9080.34, "text": " There's another one."}, {"start": 9080.34, "end": 9088.62, "text": " There's a bunch of these."}, {"start": 9088.62, "end": 9089.78, "text": " These are shells, yeah."}, {"start": 9089.78, "end": 9090.78, "text": " So we need gunpowder."}, {"start": 9090.78, "end": 9095.78, "text": " How did this already ready to go?"}, {"start": 9095.78, "end": 9103.18, "text": " Yeah, these are spent."}, {"start": 9103.18, "end": 9108.58, "text": " Alright, gunpowder."}, {"start": 9108.58, "end": 9130.18, "text": " I mean, we might have to go somewhere else, maybe."}, {"start": 9130.18, "end": 9134.18, "text": " You know that like 70 or 80 years ago, that was like the most radical fucking thing that"}, {"start": 9134.18, "end": 9136.18, "text": " name them"}, {"start": 9148.300000000001, "end": 9152.9, "text": " That was like crazy that went really hard. I think we probably have to drive"}, {"start": 9152.9, "end": 9160.94, "text": " somewhere else. Also I how old are you? How many eons have you existed?"}, {"start": 9164.18, "end": 9173.9, "text": " I think you're right on going somewhere else."}, {"start": 9173.9, "end": 9176.24, "text": " Were you high during all of 2008?"}, {"start": 9176.24, "end": 9178.64, "text": " I said 80 years ago."}, {"start": 9178.64, "end": 9179.64, "text": " Not like 20."}, {"start": 9179.64, "end": 9184.64, "text": " Where's that fucking boat, fuck?"}, {"start": 9184.64, "end": 9192.52, "text": " Dude, where's that fucking boat?"}, {"start": 9192.52, "end": 9200.24, "text": " bro where's that fucking boat?"}, {"start": 9200.24, "end": 9204.52, "text": " is it really not here? no we passed him, he was just hanging out"}, {"start": 9204.52, "end": 9205.52, "text": " we just ran by him"}, {"start": 9205.52, "end": 9211.640000000001, "text": " it's gotta be on that other side"}, {"start": 9211.640000000001, "end": 9216.68, "text": " yeah I think he took our boat"}, {"start": 9216.68, "end": 9217.68, "text": " No we didn't"}, {"start": 9217.68, "end": 9218.68, "text": " It's like right here"}, {"start": 9218.68, "end": 9219.68, "text": " Let's go right here"}, {"start": 9222.68, "end": 9224.68, "text": " Should we bring a shell?"}, {"start": 9224.74, "end": 9226.68, "text": " I feel like we should bring a shell"}, {"start": 9227.68, "end": 9229.68, "text": " That's a good call"}, {"start": 9229.68, "end": 9231.68, "text": " Let's go around one more time"}, {"start": 9231.68, "end": 9233.68, "text": " What's that"}, {"start": 9247.2, "end": 9252.76, "text": " No, not that you fool. What are you doing? Dude, can you imagine?"}, {"start": 9254.68, "end": 9257.720000000001, "text": " 460 years ago and you hear someone on the guitar din din din din din din din"}, {"start": 9257.72, "end": 9261.72, "text": " It'd be crazy!"}, {"start": 9261.72, "end": 9264.72, "text": " Crazy shit you've ever heard."}, {"start": 9264.72, "end": 9268.72, "text": " Hey, you heard this on popcorn from 1970."}, {"start": 9268.72, "end": 9270.72, "text": " Well, maybe?"}, {"start": 9270.72, "end": 9273.72, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 9277.72, "end": 9280.72, "text": " What the hell are you talking about?"}, {"start": 9280.72, "end": 9282.72, "text": " I don't think we want this."}, {"start": 9282.72, "end": 9284.72, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 9287.72, "end": 9297.72, "text": " oh man well back to throwing our police house you saw the lighthouse over there that's the goal then"}, {"start": 9317.72, "end": 9323.72, "text": " My camera is like forcing me to look at stuff out."}, {"start": 9323.72, "end": 9326.72, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9326.72, "end": 9329.72, "text": " Is it doing it to you or are you looking around?"}, {"start": 9329.72, "end": 9333.72, "text": " I mean, I'm looking over here."}, {"start": 9333.72, "end": 9336.72, "text": " Lighthouse?"}, {"start": 9336.72, "end": 9339.72, "text": " Did we... we..."}, {"start": 9339.72, "end": 9343.72, "text": " We did not do this."}, {"start": 9343.72, "end": 9350.72, "text": " We're gonna find gunpowder."}, {"start": 9350.72, "end": 9357.359999999999, "text": " That's a... you're addicted to hearing that sound, huh?"}, {"start": 9357.359999999999, "end": 9362.519999999999, "text": " When I first heard that 1,020 years ago, blew my mind."}, {"start": 9362.519999999999, "end": 9364.48, "text": " I actually have."}, {"start": 9364.48, "end": 9366.48, "text": " Wait, we're fighting seagulls?"}, {"start": 9366.48, "end": 9367.48, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9367.48, "end": 9368.48, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9368.48, "end": 9370.48, "text": " Why? Why?"}, {"start": 9374.48, "end": 9378.48, "text": " There's been two enemies to fight in the whole game. Scary boss and bird."}, {"start": 9380.48, "end": 9382.48, "text": " You better watch out for bird."}, {"start": 9384.48, "end": 9388.48, "text": " I completely forget about all the bloated menu just through Spears app."}, {"start": 9395.48, "end": 9397.48, "text": " This is a very Elden Ring ladder."}, {"start": 9397.48, "end": 9401.08, "text": " I was just gonna say Night Rain Solve this by putting geysers everywhere."}, {"start": 9413.88, "end": 9418.359999999999, "text": " Poppies. Oh, and this is where you fight um, what's his name?"}, {"start": 9420.84, "end": 9421.4, "text": " Itchigo."}, {"start": 9421.4, "end": 9427.4, "text": " So, um, you talking about Yixing?"}, {"start": 9427.4, "end": 9428.4, "text": " Yixing, yeah."}, {"start": 9428.4, "end": 9434.699999999999, "text": " How did that go for you?"}, {"start": 9434.699999999999, "end": 9435.699999999999, "text": " Why would you ask?"}, {"start": 9435.699999999999, "end": 9440.199999999999, "text": " Why would you ask?"}, {"start": 9440.2, "end": 9452.2, "text": " is a scary little area"}, {"start": 9452.2, "end": 9460.2, "text": " is a little nightmare"}, {"start": 9460.2, "end": 9466.2, "text": " did we kill the"}, {"start": 9466.2, "end": 9468.2, "text": " a guy with a broken leg?"}, {"start": 9468.2, "end": 9471.2, "text": " Oh, there's a lot of pigs in there."}, {"start": 9471.2, "end": 9476.2, "text": " Aw, man, that's too bad it's not Monday."}, {"start": 9482.2, "end": 9484.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9484.2, "end": 9488.2, "text": " Okay, I guess there's just a lot of pigs in there."}, {"start": 9488.2, "end": 9491.2, "text": " Get ready for a bunch of..."}, {"start": 9491.2, "end": 9503.800000000001, "text": " it's gonna be tons of pig noises it's gonna be awful this is pig eatin I don't know"}, {"start": 9509.2, "end": 9516.04, "text": " well now that we know that we have weapons yeah it's very true"}, {"start": 9516.04, "end": 9530.380000000001, "text": " locked. Good thing I have this crowbar. Why is this already feeling like go to another"}, {"start": 9530.380000000001, "end": 9545.1, "text": " island angle? It might be. We just got here. Oh wait. They knocked it over. The seagull"}, {"start": 9545.1, "end": 9547.1, "text": " Oh, there's a key on the ground."}, {"start": 9553.220000000001, "end": 9553.86, "text": " Got a key."}, {"start": 9554.220000000001, "end": 9555.82, "text": " Oh, I think we got to hide from these pigs."}, {"start": 9557.1, "end": 9557.7, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 9558.1, "end": 9559.06, "text": " Well, the door anyway."}, {"start": 9561.06, "end": 9562.380000000001, "text": " I think you're a weapon."}, {"start": 9563.74, "end": 9565.220000000001, "text": " No, I think you just kind of hangs up."}, {"start": 9575.1, "end": 9585.1, "text": " Yeah, then here it comes. Here it comes. All the pig noises. All concentrated into one."}, {"start": 9585.1, "end": 9587.1, "text": " Two hundred yard by two hundred yard area."}, {"start": 9587.1, "end": 9591.1, "text": " We're gonna open the door."}, {"start": 9591.1, "end": 9593.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9593.1, "end": 9597.1, "text": " Oh, gross!"}, {"start": 9597.1, "end": 9601.1, "text": " Oh, bonfire. At least we have a bonfire here."}, {"start": 9601.1, "end": 9605.720000000001, "text": " gonna say it you said it first it's fucking annoying we both had the same"}, {"start": 9605.720000000001, "end": 9609.08, "text": " thought like the yogurt people in a lot of laugh because you said it and that's"}, {"start": 9609.08, "end": 9616.56, "text": " why we should be together annoying because we complete each other's meals"}, {"start": 9616.56, "end": 9621.44, "text": " like if you have two french fries left maybe I'll get one well I wouldn't want"}, {"start": 9621.44, "end": 9624.52, "text": " you to ship blood"}, {"start": 9624.52, "end": 9627.16, "text": " sure"}, {"start": 9627.16, "end": 9634.16, "text": " you've to push the pig"}, {"start": 9637.28, "end": 9639.800000000001, "text": " they probably smells so bad"}, {"start": 9639.800000000001, "end": 9640.92, "text": " not a part"}, {"start": 9640.92, "end": 9643.92, "text": " all squeak pig squeeze"}, {"start": 9647.68, "end": 9651.16, "text": " that is a huge one"}, {"start": 9651.16, "end": 9652.76, "text": " I wish that were me."}, {"start": 9655.1, "end": 9658.92, "text": " Alright, the devs of these games really love like big,"}, {"start": 9658.92, "end": 9661.4, "text": " big, big things."}, {"start": 9664.96, "end": 9666.0, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 9667.44, "end": 9668.48, "text": " It talks."}, {"start": 9673.5, "end": 9674.0, "text": " Dork."}, {"start": 9676.96, "end": 9677.56, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 9681.16, "end": 9684.84, "text": " Like in little libraries, it was here gluttonous people eating and"}, {"start": 9687.0, "end": 9690.0, "text": " They also have a bunch of a bunch of gluttonous animals or people"}, {"start": 9691.92, "end": 9693.92, "text": " Seagulls"}, {"start": 9694.68, "end": 9696.68, "text": " They're glutton"}, {"start": 9700.28, "end": 9706.119999999999, "text": " My mom did that to a bird on my birthday we left poke back there. Yeah, we did you just that"}, {"start": 9711.16, "end": 9717.2, "text": " That would have..."}, {"start": 9717.2, "end": 9722.44, "text": " Is Pokes controller dead?"}, {"start": 9722.44, "end": 9729.8, "text": " Yeah, this is looking at how long we got to go."}, {"start": 9729.8, "end": 9731.44, "text": " Do you need another rest?"}, {"start": 9731.44, "end": 9735.4, "text": " Alright, do you think in one sprint you really get over there?"}, {"start": 9735.4, "end": 9739.119999999999, "text": " Did you see the perfect line of birds?"}, {"start": 9739.12, "end": 9744.12, "text": " It was pretty perfect."}, {"start": 9744.12, "end": 9747.12, "text": " Did you ask me if I'd be able to run?"}, {"start": 9747.12, "end": 9753.12, "text": " Could you do this whole thing in one go without stopping?"}, {"start": 9753.12, "end": 9754.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9754.12, "end": 9755.12, "text": " You think so?"}, {"start": 9755.12, "end": 9758.12, "text": " With that plank there?"}, {"start": 9758.12, "end": 9759.12, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9759.12, "end": 9760.12, "text": " I think the plank slows you down a little."}, {"start": 9760.12, "end": 9762.12, "text": " This isn't like Ultimate Ninja or whatever."}, {"start": 9762.12, "end": 9764.12, "text": " It's just stairs."}, {"start": 9764.12, "end": 9768.12, "text": " One plank?"}, {"start": 9768.12, "end": 9774.12, "text": " That plank is scary. I don't know if you would just barrel over that. I feel like you would slow down."}, {"start": 9779.12, "end": 9781.12, "text": " He's losing a lot of street cred right now."}, {"start": 9785.12, "end": 9789.12, "text": " Just put your hands up and I'll just stand up."}, {"start": 9798.12, "end": 9800.720000000001, "text": " a new friend?"}, {"start": 9800.720000000001, "end": 9803.52, "text": " that's just who got taken by the bird"}, {"start": 9803.52, "end": 9806.52, "text": " probably"}, {"start": 9806.52, "end": 9809.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9809.52, "end": 9812.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9812.52, "end": 9815.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9815.52, "end": 9818.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9818.52, "end": 9821.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9821.52, "end": 9825.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9825.52, "end": 9826.960000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9826.960000000001, "end": 9828.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 9828.02, "end": 9833.32, "text": " Can you do the following, One Bro?"}, {"start": 9833.32, "end": 9834.32, "text": " Jamie."}, {"start": 9834.32, "end": 9835.32, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 9835.32, "end": 9840.32, "text": " You got to get this out."}, {"start": 9840.32, "end": 9845.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9845.08, "end": 9850.98, "text": " We need to get us to fight the pig."}, {"start": 9850.98, "end": 9854.48, "text": " Is there anything scarier than a really angry bird?"}, {"start": 9855.48, "end": 9857.48, "text": " I feel like that's a horrifying thing."}, {"start": 9874.48, "end": 9875.48, "text": " Save us!"}, {"start": 9880.98, "end": 9882.98, "text": " Save us!"}, {"start": 9882.98, "end": 9884.98, "text": " Go ahead and run!"}, {"start": 9894.98, "end": 9896.98, "text": " Wait, what, what's the fire?"}, {"start": 9896.98, "end": 9898.98, "text": " I don't know, we probably shouldn't hang out."}, {"start": 9898.98, "end": 9900.98, "text": " Oh, that's pretty kermit."}, {"start": 9900.98, "end": 9904.98, "text": " You have a good kermit, right? I keep looking like kermit."}, {"start": 9904.98, "end": 9907.98, "text": " Uh, well, it depends on how you think about that,"}, {"start": 9907.98, "end": 9911.98, "text": " Well, it depends on how you think about that, but I think I kind of have a good one."}, {"start": 9913.98, "end": 9917.98, "text": " Here's the season to be jolly and piggy."}, {"start": 9917.98, "end": 9920.98, "text": " We just left piggy back there."}, {"start": 9920.98, "end": 9923.98, "text": " Quite a few of them actually. I lost him."}, {"start": 9924.98, "end": 9926.98, "text": " Not bad, pretty good."}, {"start": 9926.98, "end": 9938.68, "text": " Oh, we're gonna do a hitchhiking?"}, {"start": 9938.68, "end": 9943.24, "text": " That's a terrible Kermit, bad Kermit."}, {"start": 9943.24, "end": 9946.72, "text": " Imagine this is a four player co-op game and they make you wait that long for the fourth"}, {"start": 9946.72, "end": 9947.72, "text": " person."}, {"start": 9947.72, "end": 9951.72, "text": " There's a lot of like games that, it feels like that, you know, you have to get to level"}, {"start": 9951.72, "end": 9953.96, "text": " five before you can like play with your friends."}, {"start": 9953.96, "end": 9955.96, "text": " That's true, it does happen a lot."}, {"start": 9955.960000000001, "end": 9957.960000000001, "text": " I don't know why I'm there."}, {"start": 9969.960000000001, "end": 9971.960000000001, "text": " There's my Muppet Treasure Eye on Kermit."}, {"start": 9985.960000000001, "end": 10011.960000000001, "text": " Am I good?"}, {"start": 10011.960000000001, "end": 10012.960000000001, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 10012.960000000001, "end": 10015.2, "text": " Going on in my head"}, {"start": 10017.44, "end": 10023.04, "text": " You fall asleep for a second that's like in my body or something is that my internal"}, {"start": 10027.92, "end": 10029.92, "text": " Why would we ever get on this bus"}, {"start": 10036.480000000001, "end": 10038.960000000001, "text": " To go to the cursed imaginary village in bloodborne"}, {"start": 10038.960000000001, "end": 10050.640000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm going to sit right here."}, {"start": 10050.640000000001, "end": 10053.640000000001, "text": " You guys sit right across from me so we can talk on the right."}, {"start": 10053.640000000001, "end": 10060.640000000001, "text": " I don't know, I feel like you'd rather talk to a boat."}, {"start": 10060.64, "end": 10079.439999999999, "text": " I'm gonna get, I'm just gonna crash or something."}, {"start": 10079.439999999999, "end": 10088.48, "text": " Wow there's a, there's a long loading screen."}, {"start": 10088.48, "end": 10089.9, "text": " and the shaders."}, {"start": 10096.22, "end": 10098.039999999999, "text": " Last time you were on a boat was a long time ago."}, {"start": 10098.039999999999, "end": 10100.039999999999, "text": " When was the last time you were on a bus?"}, {"start": 10101.4, "end": 10102.24, "text": " Definitely..."}, {"start": 10102.24, "end": 10103.68, "text": " Look at the fucking common folk."}, {"start": 10103.68, "end": 10105.84, "text": " Definitely way, way..."}, {"start": 10105.84, "end": 10107.439999999999, "text": " Actually, not that long ago."}, {"start": 10108.64, "end": 10110.34, "text": " Way sooner than I went on a boat."}, {"start": 10116.0, "end": 10118.1, "text": " Yachts counters boats, by the way."}, {"start": 10118.48, "end": 10120.48, "text": " Oh, okay in that case"}, {"start": 10124.88, "end": 10126.88, "text": " Have you ever been on a yacht?"}, {"start": 10128.0, "end": 10130.0, "text": " No, neither have I"}, {"start": 10133.52, "end": 10138.84, "text": " I don't think I ever would want to I think if all yachts sunk right now"}, {"start": 10143.16, "end": 10145.16, "text": " All of them"}, {"start": 10145.16, "end": 10148.36, "text": " Simultaneously right now in a fluribus situation."}, {"start": 10148.36, "end": 10149.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10155.86, "end": 10156.96, "text": " I've never been on a yacht."}, {"start": 10156.96, "end": 10158.76, "text": " I feel like I never would want to be on one."}, {"start": 10164.56, "end": 10167.06, "text": " I feel like the largest boat I'd want to be on is one that has"}, {"start": 10168.56, "end": 10170.76, "text": " like a dirty cabin."}, {"start": 10171.26, "end": 10172.26, "text": " That's just a..."}, {"start": 10172.26, "end": 10173.36, "text": " Here's the boat and then here."}, {"start": 10173.36, "end": 10175.36, "text": " There's a kind of a dirty cabin down here"}, {"start": 10176.2, "end": 10182.34, "text": " And I'm all about the dirty cabin. Yeah, but I just only want just that with wood floors and wood panels"}, {"start": 10183.08, "end": 10185.08, "text": " Okay, well commit a felony and"}, {"start": 10186.08, "end": 10188.08, "text": " You can live in one"}, {"start": 10188.2, "end": 10190.2, "text": " I thought about for a boat. I"}, {"start": 10190.560000000001, "end": 10193.84, "text": " Want that you know the ones you see where you know, that's all the creaky shit. We're tech"}, {"start": 10195.92, "end": 10197.92, "text": " And they're in hammocks and stuff"}, {"start": 10198.68, "end": 10204.66, "text": " Yeah, like an old like an old captain and old like yeah, there's much much my captain's quarts"}, {"start": 10211.48, "end": 10214.84, "text": " You got to get on the the boat retirement plan"}, {"start": 10215.6, "end": 10219.82, "text": " Just go cheap boat flow out into the ocean. Oh shit. We have to fight"}, {"start": 10220.76, "end": 10222.76, "text": " clock tower Maria"}, {"start": 10222.76, "end": 10237.6, "text": " Yeah, I just want like a wooden bed and an admiral's outfit right next to it."}, {"start": 10237.6, "end": 10248.68, "text": " And a place to like, pfft, and, hmm."}, {"start": 10248.68, "end": 10249.68, "text": " Captain Crunch Maxing."}, {"start": 10249.68, "end": 10259.2, "text": " my massive hog captain crunch maxing I like that I don't know why I'm standing"}, {"start": 10259.2, "end": 10265.24, "text": " here doing this yeah what did this accomplish is this in kind of I think"}, {"start": 10265.24, "end": 10277.0, "text": " oh it's because you can do that come up come up here pressing and pressing"}, {"start": 10279.68, "end": 10297.44, "text": " um let go let go my god he's gonna pull up some there holy shit"}, {"start": 10302.36, "end": 10305.84, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 10309.68, "end": 10325.56, "text": " try again I I did okay okay we call that where I'm from bullshit"}, {"start": 10325.56, "end": 10332.56, "text": " ."}, {"start": 10336.56, "end": 10337.56, "text": " It's a scripty."}, {"start": 10339.56, "end": 10341.56, "text": " Are you crept out by shoes?"}, {"start": 10344.56, "end": 10345.56, "text": " How did you throw that?"}, {"start": 10345.56, "end": 10346.56, "text": " X."}, {"start": 10349.56, "end": 10351.56, "text": " They were to break them?"}, {"start": 10351.56, "end": 10353.56, "text": " Maybe one of them might have a key?"}, {"start": 10353.56, "end": 10359.76, "text": " I think that that is you know, yeah, let's kill them all"}, {"start": 10362.4, "end": 10364.4, "text": " We can bring them back"}, {"start": 10366.039999999999, "end": 10368.84, "text": " Oh, you're gonna have to gear it on"}, {"start": 10373.359999999999, "end": 10376.119999999999, "text": " Okay, but that don't open you thank you"}, {"start": 10376.12, "end": 10395.84, "text": " Oh, holy shit, new area."}, {"start": 10395.84, "end": 10398.68, "text": " What's in there?"}, {"start": 10398.68, "end": 10402.08, "text": " Any help?"}, {"start": 10402.08, "end": 10405.68, "text": " though, if you could throw those harpoons one-handed, I think you could open it."}, {"start": 10405.68, "end": 10407.68, "text": " True."}, {"start": 10412.8, "end": 10414.8, "text": " That's gonna play some nursery rhyme here, right?"}, {"start": 10416.88, "end": 10420.48, "text": " Me-me-me-me-me-me."}, {"start": 10422.8, "end": 10426.0, "text": " Me-me-me-me-me-me-me."}, {"start": 10426.0, "end": 10427.2, "text": " May I break it?"}, {"start": 10427.2, "end": 10429.2, "text": " May I bricks?"}, {"start": 10432.08, "end": 10434.92, "text": " Well, I guess you could just..."}, {"start": 10434.92, "end": 10438.08, "text": " Wait, how'd you do that?"}, {"start": 10438.08, "end": 10441.68, "text": " Oh, well, okay."}, {"start": 10441.68, "end": 10451.32, "text": " I tried to swing it, didn't I?"}, {"start": 10451.32, "end": 10458.32, "text": " Is there no place in this world free from damnation?"}, {"start": 10458.32, "end": 10471.32, "text": " Oh poke! Wait, there's a king. There's like a little king boy."}, {"start": 10471.32, "end": 10473.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10475.0, "end": 10477.0, "text": " Sit song"}, {"start": 10490.52, "end": 10492.52, "text": " Just fucking get him get up all"}, {"start": 10493.48, "end": 10497.199999999999, "text": " Where the can go he took off coward"}, {"start": 10497.2, "end": 10499.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10500.04, "end": 10502.04, "text": " Know he took him ran off"}, {"start": 10502.6, "end": 10507.12, "text": " That that decorative sword that you've never used probably than you're in shopping"}, {"start": 10508.320000000002, "end": 10510.320000000002, "text": " This game has swords. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10527.2, "end": 10529.2, "text": " Light."}, {"start": 10529.2, "end": 10531.2, "text": " Starlight."}, {"start": 10535.2, "end": 10537.2, "text": " More pigs."}, {"start": 10540.2, "end": 10543.2, "text": " Oh. Oh no. Oh no. What the hell?"}, {"start": 10550.2, "end": 10552.2, "text": " Super gross out. Alright."}, {"start": 10552.2, "end": 10559.84, "text": " I'm on team pig."}, {"start": 10559.84, "end": 10565.62, "text": " They're gonna put poke in there."}, {"start": 10565.62, "end": 10569.980000000001, "text": " You can't just call any pig you see poke."}, {"start": 10569.980000000001, "end": 10574.880000000001, "text": " They have them down there."}, {"start": 10574.880000000001, "end": 10581.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10581.880000000001, "end": 10584.320000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10584.320000000002, "end": 10588.52, "text": " got you as a light"}, {"start": 10588.52, "end": 10591.080000000002, "text": " you know they do fear the light there was some environmental story telling"}, {"start": 10591.080000000002, "end": 10593.2, "text": " earlier about this"}, {"start": 10593.2, "end": 10600.2, "text": " I think in the sunlight they turn into stone"}, {"start": 10600.2, "end": 10608.16, "text": " Hey, have they made a game where light is actually bad and it's the darkness that actually"}, {"start": 10608.16, "end": 10611.68, "text": " hurts the monster?"}, {"start": 10611.68, "end": 10613.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10613.68, "end": 10621.68, "text": " It's sweet."}, {"start": 10621.68, "end": 10641.800000000001, "text": " You turn all the lights off and that's what causes the problem for the monster."}, {"start": 10641.800000000001, "end": 10642.800000000001, "text": " Can't think of any."}, {"start": 10642.800000000001, "end": 10644.800000000001, "text": " Final Fantasy XIV, apparently."}, {"start": 10644.800000000001, "end": 10646.800000000001, "text": " It's an emerald."}, {"start": 10659.6, "end": 10663.36, "text": " Okay, Final Fantasy XIV. Somebody help me out here. Maybe stir if you know anything, too."}, {"start": 10664.720000000001, "end": 10668.080000000002, "text": " That game, I feel like, came out. And people thought it was kind of good."}, {"start": 10668.080000000002, "end": 10671.28, "text": " But then it came out, they, like, remade it twice or something."}, {"start": 10671.28, "end": 10673.720000000001, "text": " I mean, haven't they done so much work to that game?"}, {"start": 10673.720000000001, "end": 10677.16, "text": " It's been re-released and redone and reimagined like three times."}, {"start": 10679.52, "end": 10681.2, "text": " It sucked, then they remade it."}, {"start": 10681.2, "end": 10682.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10683.12, "end": 10684.880000000001, "text": " I don't even know which one 14 is."}, {"start": 10686.640000000001, "end": 10687.480000000001, "text": " It's the MMO."}, {"start": 10689.04, "end": 10689.880000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 10691.68, "end": 10692.720000000001, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 10692.720000000001, "end": 10694.44, "text": " It's a million times better now."}, {"start": 10694.44, "end": 10702.560000000001, "text": " It's gonna scream dude."}, {"start": 10702.560000000001, "end": 10703.560000000001, "text": " You killed it."}, {"start": 10703.560000000001, "end": 10707.560000000001, "text": " Oh, it's a hat."}, {"start": 10707.560000000001, "end": 10713.2, "text": " You finally have your first hat and it's just a plant."}, {"start": 10713.2, "end": 10719.04, "text": " It's really jiggly."}, {"start": 10719.04, "end": 10721.12, "text": " It's easily the best animal."}, {"start": 10721.12, "end": 10722.12, "text": " Easily?"}, {"start": 10722.12, "end": 10724.12, "text": " That's what people are saying"}, {"start": 10725.92, "end": 10729.52, "text": " German did agree to play Ragnarok with me and then like every time I try and call them"}, {"start": 10730.240000000002, "end": 10735.320000000002, "text": " So suspiciously not there. I just get busy every time. I just get really busy"}, {"start": 10744.240000000002, "end": 10749.900000000001, "text": " Like what I'll see the stir is typing on discord and I'll good"}, {"start": 10752.12, "end": 10757.640000000001, "text": " And I preemptively when I see stirrers typing, I immediately hit you, be like, hey, dude, Sunday, I'm pretty busy this whole week."}, {"start": 10758.720000000001, "end": 10761.0, "text": " Like, just want to let you know in case I get anything. Was it going up or anything?"}, {"start": 10767.560000000001, "end": 10768.04, "text": " True."}, {"start": 10770.08, "end": 10771.2, "text": " Climbing is impeccable."}, {"start": 10774.12, "end": 10775.04, "text": " All right, get the weapon out."}, {"start": 10775.6, "end": 10777.04, "text": " I think one of us has to be the light here."}, {"start": 10778.12, "end": 10779.480000000001, "text": " You want to be the lighter? You want me to be the light?"}, {"start": 10779.48, "end": 10784.48, "text": " I can both be the light."}, {"start": 10798.48, "end": 10803.48, "text": " Okay, that's a one-stop."}, {"start": 10803.48, "end": 10808.48, "text": " I was trying to see if it actually did anything."}, {"start": 10808.48, "end": 10814.56, "text": " Lantern is better than mine so I said if you want to play a game that I want to play then"}, {"start": 10814.56, "end": 10819.0, "text": " I might be free no I don't even give him that opportunity I just say hey dude I'm"}, {"start": 10819.0, "end": 10826.56, "text": " busy for like a couple months and then I'll hit him up with a I can't do that"}, {"start": 10826.56, "end": 10830.64, "text": " some time on Thursday. Like randomly."}, {"start": 10834.76, "end": 10835.199999999999, "text": " I'm running."}, {"start": 10844.8, "end": 10846.119999999999, "text": " We got to open this."}, {"start": 10848.199999999999, "end": 10850.64, "text": " I think we have to kill them. Oh, we have to hide."}, {"start": 10856.56, "end": 10863.56, "text": " Stereosora in German is Riku. No, German is the Queen Octopus from the Little Mermaid."}, {"start": 10863.56, "end": 10868.56, "text": " You're not even going to say her name? Who am I?"}, {"start": 10868.56, "end": 10872.56, "text": " Why can't you say Ursula?"}, {"start": 10872.56, "end": 10875.56, "text": " Wait, the mermaid? Areola?"}, {"start": 10875.56, "end": 10878.56, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10887.56, "end": 10895.0, "text": " Hey, did you're the queen octopus you'd not know kids these days only know who that is from Kingdom Hearts 3"}, {"start": 10897.68, "end": 10899.68, "text": " Not me this time"}, {"start": 10901.199999999999, "end": 10905.5, "text": " They made it look like a perfect diving board. I thought it we just would be lined up"}, {"start": 10908.439999999999, "end": 10911.48, "text": " I mean you're not wrong. I maybe you aren't wrong I"}, {"start": 10914.24, "end": 10916.24, "text": " Was gonna do the triple Lindy"}, {"start": 10916.56, "end": 10925.68, "text": " you weren't wrong I'm on the lifestyle you got again"}, {"start": 10926.68, "end": 10934.4, "text": " did this room I'm making my my death counter back in this room from real"}, {"start": 10936.279999999999, "end": 10940.8, "text": " yeah these ones these ones are like ha ha like funny you're dead here you stand"}, {"start": 10940.8, "end": 10943.76, "text": " on you you did actually know you killed me because you moved you have to stand"}, {"start": 10943.76, "end": 10956.9, "text": " there. I'm blaming you. You didn't know that. Can you knock down the bookcase, please? I'm"}, {"start": 10956.9, "end": 10969.960000000001, "text": " stuck. I'm actually I'm trying to walk back. Okay, there I am. Oh, that doesn't break everything."}, {"start": 10969.960000000001, "end": 10976.960000000001, "text": " He doesn't do anything."}, {"start": 10976.960000000001, "end": 10989.800000000001, "text": " Alright, we gotta stop it before I drop some in."}, {"start": 10989.800000000001, "end": 10991.800000000001, "text": " There's eating them already! Hurry!"}, {"start": 10993.400000000001, "end": 10995.400000000001, "text": " It's gonna be bones!"}, {"start": 11001.160000000002, "end": 11003.160000000002, "text": " Oh, so..."}, {"start": 11003.480000000001, "end": 11005.480000000001, "text": " There's a kid on there."}, {"start": 11009.800000000001, "end": 11011.800000000001, "text": " Can we throw a brick at him?"}, {"start": 11013.400000000001, "end": 11015.400000000001, "text": " I can't reach."}, {"start": 11019.800000000001, "end": 11030.52, "text": " survive for five minutes"}, {"start": 11031.52, "end": 11033.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11047.720000000001, "end": 11049.720000000001, "text": " What a good end of game"}, {"start": 11060.52, "end": 11062.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11069.08, "end": 11072.08, "text": " That's all of us we're ready to do it. Yeah"}, {"start": 11075.08, "end": 11082.44, "text": " Wiggle I am I'm moving around use your bird beak. Oh, we did it"}, {"start": 11090.52, "end": 11092.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11095.0, "end": 11097.0, "text": " No the chain together"}, {"start": 11097.48, "end": 11100.68, "text": " Did this guy do this?"}, {"start": 11100.68, "end": 11122.08, "text": " this. Okay, we only need to. We have to coordinate otherwise we're going to keep falling down."}, {"start": 11122.08, "end": 11127.56, "text": " If you want to run. Left, right, left, right, left, right. If you want to run you need to"}, {"start": 11127.56, "end": 11135.8, "text": " say there's gotta be a word 3 2 1 hop how about just run hop the run is a good"}, {"start": 11135.8, "end": 11139.8, "text": " word to signify needing to run yeah"}, {"start": 11141.6, "end": 11144.96, "text": " 3 2 1 jump"}, {"start": 11144.960000000001, "end": 11152.980000000001, "text": " I thought that was gonna just capture us."}, {"start": 11152.980000000001, "end": 11158.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, I was trying to do some capturing."}, {"start": 11158.080000000002, "end": 11159.080000000002, "text": " Light!"}, {"start": 11159.080000000002, "end": 11165.080000000002, "text": " If we don't activate it all, we thought we'd get attacked."}, {"start": 11165.08, "end": 11188.2, "text": " I don't think we can both go on the same one, I think we have to split up"}, {"start": 11188.2, "end": 11198.2, "text": " I think you're right."}, {"start": 11198.2, "end": 11210.2, "text": " Because what you're having?"}, {"start": 11210.2, "end": 11213.2, "text": " The bastard's just intuitively knowing that it's gonna break."}, {"start": 11219.2, "end": 11221.2, "text": " Uh, I freaked out a little."}, {"start": 11230.2, "end": 11231.2, "text": " I got yanked."}, {"start": 11234.2, "end": 11235.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11236.2, "end": 11237.2, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11237.2, "end": 11244.08, "text": " It's gotta be a 3-2-1 jump, otherwise one of us is gonna pull the other one."}, {"start": 11244.08, "end": 11249.240000000002, "text": " 3-2-1 jump."}, {"start": 11249.240000000002, "end": 11254.960000000001, "text": " I don't think I can make that."}, {"start": 11254.960000000001, "end": 11255.960000000001, "text": " Let me go left."}, {"start": 11255.960000000001, "end": 11256.960000000001, "text": " You go left."}, {"start": 11256.960000000001, "end": 11263.960000000001, "text": " I don't think you can do it."}, {"start": 11263.960000000001, "end": 11265.960000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, I"}, {"start": 11275.160000000002, "end": 11277.160000000002, "text": " Don't yank me"}, {"start": 11279.7, "end": 11283.1, "text": " All right, three two one jump"}, {"start": 11287.1, "end": 11289.1, "text": " Wait after jump across wait"}, {"start": 11289.78, "end": 11291.580000000002, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 11291.58, "end": 11295.58, "text": " I think we can split up up there."}, {"start": 11315.58, "end": 11317.58, "text": " Alright, we'll do it."}, {"start": 11317.58, "end": 11322.58, "text": " Ready? Three, two, one, go."}, {"start": 11322.58, "end": 11327.58, "text": " What happened that time?"}, {"start": 11327.58, "end": 11329.58, "text": " What? Excuse me?"}, {"start": 11329.58, "end": 11331.58, "text": " What the hell was that?"}, {"start": 11331.58, "end": 11334.58, "text": " That's fucked up, dude."}, {"start": 11334.58, "end": 11338.58, "text": " Is it because we did it at the same time if we shouldn't do it at the same time?"}, {"start": 11338.58, "end": 11344.58, "text": " I mean, what we can also do is both go the same path and then one of us goes first."}, {"start": 11344.58, "end": 11346.58, "text": " Do you like carol behind you little boy?"}, {"start": 11347.58, "end": 11349.58, "text": " Oh, okay, let's try that."}, {"start": 11353.58, "end": 11356.58, "text": " So you start washed. What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 11360.58, "end": 11361.58, "text": " I couldn't move."}, {"start": 11362.58, "end": 11366.58, "text": " It got too taut and my character just kind of froze up and then just slid over."}, {"start": 11366.58, "end": 11379.98, "text": " Okay, I'm going to go back to the left strategy, but we can just jump at the same time."}, {"start": 11379.98, "end": 11381.98, "text": " But you jump over and then I'll come over."}, {"start": 11381.98, "end": 11382.98, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 11382.98, "end": 11401.26, "text": " That jump is actually not easy."}, {"start": 11401.26, "end": 11402.26, "text": " I'm surprised you did it the first time."}, {"start": 11402.26, "end": 11409.539999999999, "text": " Every time it looked like I was gonna overshoot it so I held back."}, {"start": 11409.54, "end": 11411.54, "text": " love viewers get three hours"}, {"start": 11411.54, "end": 11413.54, "text": " no, love viewers stay watching"}, {"start": 11413.54, "end": 11415.54, "text": " be strong"}, {"start": 11425.54, "end": 11427.54, "text": " no, like, how is this"}, {"start": 11427.54, "end": 11429.54, "text": " how? how? how?"}, {"start": 11429.54, "end": 11431.54, "text": " okay, listen"}, {"start": 11431.54, "end": 11433.54, "text": " listen, listen"}, {"start": 11433.54, "end": 11435.54, "text": " listen, I understand"}, {"start": 11435.54, "end": 11437.54, "text": " uh, I understand"}, {"start": 11437.54, "end": 11439.54, "text": " I understand I understand I"}, {"start": 11444.18, "end": 11446.5, "text": " Think yeah, we just wait we turn it on"}, {"start": 11460.54, "end": 11464.1, "text": " Now you walk over walk a left over to this where I would jump"}, {"start": 11464.1, "end": 11473.460000000001, "text": " And now I'm you're gonna fucking pull me in oh you did it"}, {"start": 11482.460000000001, "end": 11484.460000000001, "text": " We really"}, {"start": 11485.86, "end": 11487.86, "text": " Nice job"}, {"start": 11494.1, "end": 11510.460000000001, "text": " but what would you about that hello is you're gonna help thank you"}, {"start": 11510.460000000001, "end": 11515.460000000001, "text": " Wait, push him in."}, {"start": 11515.460000000001, "end": 11520.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I actually scared the shit out of me."}, {"start": 11520.460000000001, "end": 11525.460000000001, "text": " That got me."}, {"start": 11525.460000000001, "end": 11530.460000000001, "text": " Oh, why are you so dead?"}, {"start": 11530.460000000001, "end": 11535.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11535.460000000001, "end": 11551.54, "text": " dead okay eaten maybe he doesn't care okay he didn't care I think he's stuck"}, {"start": 11556.140000000001, "end": 11561.86, "text": " we should do this in real life next time I see we should tie each other"}, {"start": 11561.86, "end": 11567.300000000001, "text": " together and do the one person one rope challenge two people one rope"}, {"start": 11572.1, "end": 11579.54, "text": " and and do what what what is the what is the thing that we have to do make a real platforming"}, {"start": 11579.54, "end": 11583.380000000001, "text": " adventure uh go to mcdonald's in order"}, {"start": 11583.380000000001, "end": 11587.68, "text": " Successfully order from McDonald's."}, {"start": 11587.68, "end": 11590.18, "text": " I feel like that's not hard."}, {"start": 11590.18, "end": 11592.18, "text": " I feel like we just are in a car."}, {"start": 11592.18, "end": 11598.18, "text": " And we get out of the car and there's like inconvenience getting out of the car."}, {"start": 11598.18, "end": 11599.18, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 11599.18, "end": 11600.18, "text": " Into the light!"}, {"start": 11600.18, "end": 11611.18, "text": " Oh, we could just, oh, we could just slide off, hold on, okay."}, {"start": 11611.18, "end": 11613.18, "text": " The game's beautiful."}, {"start": 11619.02, "end": 11621.02, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 11626.9, "end": 11630.94, "text": " Um, I don't know. If something challenging when you're tied together."}, {"start": 11637.300000000001, "end": 11639.300000000001, "text": " Do you think I can obstacle course?"}, {"start": 11641.18, "end": 11644.460000000001, "text": " They do have those."}, {"start": 11644.460000000001, "end": 11648.42, "text": " Can that be opened?"}, {"start": 11648.42, "end": 11652.86, "text": " Don't miss out on the treasure."}, {"start": 11652.86, "end": 11655.86, "text": " There's no treasure in there."}, {"start": 11655.86, "end": 11663.18, "text": " What do you think was going through the devs' mind here?"}, {"start": 11663.18, "end": 11669.66, "text": " I think they were probably saying, somebody actually asked that."}, {"start": 11669.66, "end": 11677.78, "text": " I just took the softball literally just a fucking meatball what were the devs probably saying here when they made this level"}, {"start": 11685.5, "end": 11692.02, "text": " I don't know. I was wicked fucked up. Don't hit me with that"}, {"start": 11699.66, "end": 11709.66, "text": " Gawd, crazy blood and guts and people getting that ripped apart."}, {"start": 11709.66, "end": 11732.9, "text": " Yeah, it's fucked up."}, {"start": 11732.9, "end": 11737.18, "text": " One day, one week tied together with my best friend."}, {"start": 11737.18, "end": 11738.18, "text": " How do we make life work?"}, {"start": 11738.18, "end": 11740.18, "text": " Can we actually do some of this?"}, {"start": 11741.1, "end": 11745.48, "text": " It looked like we could yeah, we I knew we could get one of the tool I"}, {"start": 11747.0, "end": 11751.92, "text": " Gave two best friends fifty thousand dollars to see if they could stay tied together for one month"}, {"start": 11755.42, "end": 11757.7, "text": " Polarity ensues yeah, I got that a zero"}, {"start": 11761.54, "end": 11763.16, "text": " Two months"}, {"start": 11763.16, "end": 11764.66, "text": " I've been"}, {"start": 11764.66, "end": 11771.28, "text": " There would be ten months. Oh shit, there's a key. I don't have a key"}, {"start": 11774.66, "end": 11779.7, "text": " It's gonna be one of these like we have to like open these"}, {"start": 11794.66, "end": 11804.82, "text": " I'm going to be really upset one day when you upload that video and it's with poke."}, {"start": 11804.82, "end": 11805.82, "text": " Key!"}, {"start": 11805.82, "end": 11806.82, "text": " Ron!"}, {"start": 11806.82, "end": 11807.82, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 11807.82, "end": 11810.82, "text": " Oh, this is so crazy, German!"}, {"start": 11810.82, "end": 11812.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11823.38, "end": 11829.539999999999, "text": " This is so crazy German what do we want to McDonald's fucking furious let's try to order"}, {"start": 11833.82, "end": 11835.82, "text": " I think I need your help"}, {"start": 11835.82, "end": 11843.3, "text": " How hard is it to order at McDonald's while you're tied to somebody else?"}, {"start": 11843.3, "end": 11847.58, "text": " It's like a 10 second talk."}, {"start": 11847.58, "end": 11850.58, "text": " Or we just say like, yeah, I have like a number two."}, {"start": 11850.58, "end": 11857.42, "text": " No, no, no, I talk over you and shit and it's actually like really difficult."}, {"start": 11857.42, "end": 11860.18, "text": " You say, oh, can I get, I'm like, oh, sorry."}, {"start": 11860.18, "end": 11865.619999999999, "text": " You go, you know, you go for Algo and we actually can't do it."}, {"start": 11865.62, "end": 11867.62, "text": " This is harder than I thought it was going to be."}, {"start": 11875.62, "end": 11877.62, "text": " Isn't this a Dark Souls 2 enemy?"}, {"start": 11878.62, "end": 11880.62, "text": " The Melvin."}, {"start": 11883.62, "end": 11886.62, "text": " Okay, well they totally did that to you on purpose."}, {"start": 11886.62, "end": 11889.62, "text": " Like the designers. That's like an intended death."}, {"start": 11889.62, "end": 11890.62, "text": " I was trying to get you killed."}, {"start": 11890.62, "end": 11894.62, "text": " I thought I was going to get by and then he was going to get you and I was going to counter for your death."}, {"start": 11894.62, "end": 11895.900000000001, "text": " Oh, did you start running?"}, {"start": 11895.900000000001, "end": 11896.400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11906.92, "end": 11908.26, "text": " Where is Ashina?"}, {"start": 11908.26, "end": 11909.460000000001, "text": " Where are you hiding?"}, {"start": 11923.04, "end": 11924.44, "text": " Hurry! Hurry!"}, {"start": 11924.62, "end": 11938.86, "text": " Okay, wait no no no no no no no no no, next turn."}, {"start": 11938.86, "end": 11940.86, "text": " He's looking right there."}, {"start": 11940.86, "end": 11946.62, "text": " I thought he was looking over there."}, {"start": 11946.62, "end": 11953.62, "text": " Someone's looking at Chad."}, {"start": 11953.62, "end": 11963.36, "text": " You did didn't you yeah, I did the Vinnie I said like don't do this and I did it I know"}, {"start": 11963.36, "end": 11968.12, "text": " No, I did right as I was walking towards it was like I bet if I hit this"}, {"start": 11968.12, "end": 11973.68, "text": " It was like cool. It was like a cool thing that they had but I did it didn't I like wanted to see it"}, {"start": 11973.68, "end": 11976.08, "text": " Wait, maybe we both did no I definitely did it first"}, {"start": 11976.08, "end": 11991.08, "text": " first. Okay, get ready to go once he turns back. We're going. Watch out for that bottle."}, {"start": 11991.08, "end": 11999.12, "text": " That's how you make it interesting, yeah."}, {"start": 11999.12, "end": 12001.12, "text": " Oh my god, I almost fell off."}, {"start": 12001.12, "end": 12004.12, "text": " You almost fell off."}, {"start": 12004.12, "end": 12006.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12021.160000000002, "end": 12023.160000000002, "text": " My goodness"}, {"start": 12034.12, "end": 12044.12, "text": " Two friends live together inside the same egg for one month."}, {"start": 12044.12, "end": 12049.12, "text": " How big is the egg?"}, {"start": 12049.12, "end": 12054.12, "text": " Is it just a small egg only one or two people to get in?"}, {"start": 12054.12, "end": 12059.12, "text": " Are we dead?"}, {"start": 12059.12, "end": 12066.12, "text": " for all you katana"}, {"start": 12075.52, "end": 12077.560000000001, "text": " are you uh... for the happen?"}, {"start": 12077.560000000001, "end": 12084.240000000002, "text": " I already wasted my time. Oh my god dude, how are we ever gonna get through this?"}, {"start": 12084.24, "end": 12085.64, "text": " That's a good question."}, {"start": 12085.64, "end": 12086.48, "text": " Grab your other weapon."}, {"start": 12086.48, "end": 12086.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12090.58, "end": 12091.36, "text": " Good double."}, {"start": 12095.48, "end": 12096.48, "text": " Floor's going to fall out."}, {"start": 12101.32, "end": 12102.88, "text": " Oh, dude, they all missed."}, {"start": 12114.24, "end": 12121.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12121.24, "end": 12130.24, "text": " Three this time."}, {"start": 12130.24, "end": 12143.24, "text": " Oh, you didn't get him a third one, I thought you were going to go three."}, {"start": 12143.24, "end": 12145.9, "text": " I thought you were going to go three."}, {"start": 12145.9, "end": 12147.24, "text": " Guess not."}, {"start": 12147.24, "end": 12148.38, "text": " He was already stunned, you know."}, {"start": 12148.38, "end": 12150.38, "text": " I'm trying to make sure we got one."}, {"start": 12161.5, "end": 12163.18, "text": " Oh, that's a scary move."}, {"start": 12167.66, "end": 12169.22, "text": " I always thought he was going to break the floor,"}, {"start": 12169.22, "end": 12170.98, "text": " and the floor never broke."}, {"start": 12170.98, "end": 12172.46, "text": " I thought it was going to break."}, {"start": 12173.24, "end": 12175.24, "text": " Take might be the thing to do"}, {"start": 12186.64, "end": 12189.68, "text": " I don't know if this is a hide scenario or a run up there scenario"}, {"start": 12192.4, "end": 12194.4, "text": " Well, I just found the shotgun so"}, {"start": 12196.6, "end": 12198.6, "text": " This feels like when you play"}, {"start": 12198.68, "end": 12200.28, "text": " Monster Hunter"}, {"start": 12200.28, "end": 12201.48, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12201.48, "end": 12203.48, "text": " The monster gets really injured."}, {"start": 12203.48, "end": 12205.48, "text": " I want to crawl in it. I want to crawl in it."}, {"start": 12205.48, "end": 12207.48, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 12210.48, "end": 12212.48, "text": " You actually do go in it."}, {"start": 12212.48, "end": 12214.48, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12216.48, "end": 12218.48, "text": " This is where we're supposed to go."}, {"start": 12224.48, "end": 12226.48, "text": " Let's play Nightcrawlers."}, {"start": 12226.48, "end": 12229.48, "text": " Let's roll up inside and play Nightcrawlers."}, {"start": 12231.48, "end": 12245.48, "text": " We got him."}, {"start": 12245.48, "end": 12270.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12270.48, "end": 12272.48, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12272.48, "end": 12274.48, "text": " You wish."}, {"start": 12274.48, "end": 12277.98, "text": " You feel like you've been trying to stop playing this the whole time."}, {"start": 12277.98, "end": 12280.98, "text": " No, I'm not. We're trying to. I'm having fun."}, {"start": 12282.98, "end": 12284.98, "text": " You're having fun when Poke was here."}, {"start": 12285.98, "end": 12286.98, "text": " The military."}, {"start": 12286.98, "end": 12287.98, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 12287.98, "end": 12289.98, "text": " What vibe are you getting right now?"}, {"start": 12289.98, "end": 12291.98, "text": " I'm getting a good vibe."}, {"start": 12291.98, "end": 12293.98, "text": " Well, it actually is."}, {"start": 12295.48, "end": 12297.48, "text": " They're taking the baby boys."}, {"start": 12297.48, "end": 12304.48, "text": " We have impeccable aim with harpoons, can we just throw them?"}, {"start": 12318.48, "end": 12323.48, "text": " We should drop them."}, {"start": 12323.48, "end": 12331.9, "text": " All right, now we just need to sneak into the upside down and stop Vecna."}, {"start": 12331.9, "end": 12334.4, "text": " What is that from?"}, {"start": 12334.4, "end": 12337.4, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 12337.4, "end": 12346.4, "text": " Oh no, I'm having a problem again."}, {"start": 12346.4, "end": 12352.4, "text": " This thing is getting bigger."}, {"start": 12352.4, "end": 12359.4, "text": " That's not lower intestine."}, {"start": 12359.4, "end": 12384.08, "text": " No, we're not okay."}, {"start": 12384.08, "end": 12386.08, "text": " I saw that episode of jackass"}, {"start": 12390.32, "end": 12393.28, "text": " What the I didn't apparently"}, {"start": 12396.08, "end": 12402.64, "text": " Well, they all were like in the back of a truck and it was getting driven around there it was like a they had to like stand up in the truck"}, {"start": 12407.92, "end": 12409.92, "text": " That sounds fun"}, {"start": 12410.56, "end": 12413.2, "text": " Yeah, they're in the back of a an 18 wheeler or something"}, {"start": 12414.08, "end": 12421.16, "text": " Where's I do a whole party here now?"}, {"start": 12421.16, "end": 12426.2, "text": " The whole military just drove into a wall?"}, {"start": 12426.2, "end": 12429.96, "text": " Every survivor's are five children?"}, {"start": 12429.96, "end": 12435.6, "text": " Every single person that was that line of jeeps all just crashed at the same time."}, {"start": 12435.6, "end": 12455.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, they were on roller skates as well, which makes it that much more ridiculous."}, {"start": 12455.880000000001, "end": 12460.16, "text": " I told you by the end of this we'd have 500 people."}, {"start": 12460.16, "end": 12464.44, "text": " actually did and you might be on to something there"}, {"start": 12467.039999999999, "end": 12476.38, "text": " yeah I I remember the code I remember the code how do we turn it on is there"}, {"start": 12476.38, "end": 12489.56, "text": " power we need power really am I sharing this with you yeah oh cuz they're trying"}, {"start": 12489.56, "end": 12498.68, "text": " I think we don't remember that we both remember that just not powered is a"}, {"start": 12498.68, "end": 12506.96, "text": " generator I think we both have to do it"}, {"start": 12506.960000000001, "end": 12513.960000000001, "text": " There's not a picture of a fish on it."}, {"start": 12513.960000000001, "end": 12514.960000000001, "text": " One."}, {"start": 12514.960000000001, "end": 12515.960000000001, "text": " Fish."}, {"start": 12515.960000000001, "end": 12520.960000000001, "text": " Uh, pull it?"}, {"start": 12520.960000000001, "end": 12521.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12521.960000000001, "end": 12526.960000000001, "text": " Come on with that fish."}, {"start": 12526.960000000001, "end": 12535.960000000001, "text": " Let's put our secret code in."}, {"start": 12535.960000000001, "end": 12537.960000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 12555.960000000001, "end": 12556.960000000001, "text": " D-d-d-dude!"}, {"start": 12556.960000000001, "end": 12558.960000000001, "text": " Steam achievement, pop up."}, {"start": 12560.960000000001, "end": 12562.960000000001, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 12565.960000000001, "end": 12574.04, "text": " I've got an air drop of the shells."}, {"start": 12574.04, "end": 12578.480000000001, "text": " Anything else we can see here?"}, {"start": 12578.480000000001, "end": 12579.480000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12579.480000000001, "end": 12590.400000000001, "text": " You load it up and I'll put my mouth on the other end."}, {"start": 12590.4, "end": 12593.039999999999, "text": " I think you would disappear."}, {"start": 12597.96, "end": 12602.52, "text": " I think it would be pink mist and that's all that would happen."}, {"start": 12605.279999999999, "end": 12607.96, "text": " I think I could ride it."}, {"start": 12607.96, "end": 12609.96, "text": " You can ride it out."}, {"start": 12609.96, "end": 12610.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12614.64, "end": 12617.88, "text": " I think this guy with the bucket hat is not going to sit on the boat."}, {"start": 12617.880000000001, "end": 12622.2, "text": " All right, which one of these is the is going to turn into an enemy?"}, {"start": 12632.76, "end": 12634.76, "text": " There's just whaling on you"}, {"start": 12637.52, "end": 12639.52, "text": " Who's the most suspicious person here"}, {"start": 12641.12, "end": 12645.28, "text": " The one from the beginning that you're most emotionally attached to oh"}, {"start": 12645.28, "end": 12648.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, people saying me, that makes sense."}, {"start": 12648.16, "end": 12652.76, "text": " I'm the one that's having a demon come out of me."}, {"start": 12652.76, "end": 12654.08, "text": " I'm driving."}, {"start": 12654.08, "end": 12656.08, "text": " Uh-oh, I'm driving."}, {"start": 12656.08, "end": 12659.08, "text": " You know what I think I can handle this?"}, {"start": 12659.08, "end": 12660.08, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 12660.08, "end": 12674.480000000001, "text": " I don't know if you can get us there."}, {"start": 12674.48, "end": 12677.279999999999, "text": " That was actually pretty hard."}, {"start": 12677.279999999999, "end": 12678.8, "text": " All right, load it up."}, {"start": 12688.279999999999, "end": 12692.119999999999, "text": " And then when we want to fire it, it's left down, right up,"}, {"start": 12692.119999999999, "end": 12692.8, "text": " right down."}, {"start": 12698.8, "end": 12699.3, "text": " Dull."}, {"start": 12704.48, "end": 12727.96, "text": " I get it in there."}, {"start": 12727.96, "end": 12728.96, "text": " Okay, now..."}, {"start": 12728.960000000001, "end": 12731.6, "text": " What do we shoot?"}, {"start": 12731.6, "end": 12732.6, "text": " What are we shooting?"}, {"start": 12732.6, "end": 12733.6, "text": " Just shoot it?"}, {"start": 12733.6, "end": 12735.800000000001, "text": " Oh that's a loaded one."}, {"start": 12735.800000000001, "end": 12739.28, "text": " No it's not."}, {"start": 12739.28, "end": 12740.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12740.28, "end": 12741.28, "text": " I need you to load it."}, {"start": 12741.28, "end": 12749.240000000002, "text": " I'm going to need you to load this."}, {"start": 12749.240000000002, "end": 12752.240000000002, "text": " Get over there."}, {"start": 12752.240000000002, "end": 12756.320000000002, "text": " Alright, fire."}, {"start": 12756.320000000002, "end": 12758.84, "text": " Wait we can aim it."}, {"start": 12758.84, "end": 12760.84, "text": " We aiming it"}, {"start": 12762.04, "end": 12765.68, "text": " Do you just go for it nobody knows no, don't shoot oh"}, {"start": 12767.16, "end": 12772.04, "text": " We know this was for opening the window wasn't it oh, yeah, it was it was I think we shoot it"}, {"start": 12777.72, "end": 12779.72, "text": " Success"}, {"start": 12781.24, "end": 12783.24, "text": " What do we do"}, {"start": 12785.64, "end": 12787.64, "text": " We shoot a hole in something"}, {"start": 12788.84, "end": 12806.8, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna put my mouth on that."}, {"start": 12806.8, "end": 12808.72, "text": " Maybe there's another piece of the puzzle that we don't have."}, {"start": 12808.72, "end": 12811.0, "text": " Can you help me rotate this?"}, {"start": 12811.0, "end": 12813.84, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 12813.84, "end": 12815.84, "text": " Okay, so that we came from there"}, {"start": 12821.28, "end": 12823.28, "text": " We did that"}, {"start": 12825.52, "end": 12827.52, "text": " The city"}, {"start": 12830.0, "end": 12834.56, "text": " Oh, see my face. He's just taking a bath. He's like"}, {"start": 12837.44, "end": 12839.44, "text": " He looks pleasant"}, {"start": 12839.44, "end": 12840.44, "text": " Oh-ho-ho!"}, {"start": 12841.78, "end": 12842.78, "text": " Alright, shoot him."}, {"start": 12843.4, "end": 12845.9, "text": " Well, sorry to whoever we shot with the first one."}, {"start": 12851.480000000001, "end": 12855.28, "text": " He just needs a bubble bath Abraham Lincoln beard."}, {"start": 12856.36, "end": 12857.480000000001, "text": " And it would be complete."}, {"start": 12869.44, "end": 12878.84, "text": " I think he's dead. So now we can go that way."}, {"start": 12878.84, "end": 12896.84, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12896.84, "end": 12898.84, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12906.84, "end": 12909.84, "text": " Yeah, back in my captain's seat."}, {"start": 12921.84, "end": 12923.84, "text": " Mission van fishing."}, {"start": 12923.84, "end": 12930.84, "text": " If you also let me look in the direction I'm driving at all times."}, {"start": 12930.84, "end": 12935.84, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 12935.84, "end": 12937.84, "text": " Was it here?"}, {"start": 12937.84, "end": 12938.84, "text": " I think it was there."}, {"start": 12938.84, "end": 12939.84, "text": " I think it's over here."}, {"start": 12939.84, "end": 12940.84, "text": " There's the smoldering."}, {"start": 12940.84, "end": 12944.84, "text": " I'm looking at where the gun is pointing."}, {"start": 12944.84, "end": 12946.84, "text": " Yeah, there's a big smol."}, {"start": 12946.84, "end": 12950.84, "text": " I looked at it the whole time and I was like, that's where we fired it."}, {"start": 12950.84, "end": 12952.84, "text": " but I think he knows where he's going."}, {"start": 12953.84, "end": 12955.84, "text": " You know, I'm just happy to be here."}, {"start": 12957.84, "end": 12960.84, "text": " Oh, he is not well. He is not well."}, {"start": 12980.84, "end": 12993.84, "text": " What's the military doing?"}, {"start": 12993.84, "end": 12995.84, "text": " Cleaning up."}, {"start": 12995.84, "end": 12996.84, "text": " They're cleaning this up."}, {"start": 12996.84, "end": 12999.84, "text": " There's going to be some kind of virus."}, {"start": 12999.84, "end": 13005.84, "text": " Why are the children handling it?"}, {"start": 13005.84, "end": 13008.84, "text": " True."}, {"start": 13008.84, "end": 13014.36, "text": " We probably have to like buddy up here. I would imagine no"}, {"start": 13021.72, "end": 13026.76, "text": " You know in Mortal Kombat, I thought that Baraka's name was butterupka"}, {"start": 13028.08, "end": 13030.960000000001, "text": " Rock Obama, I thought it was butterupka"}, {"start": 13031.64, "end": 13034.68, "text": " We what's butterupka wins?"}, {"start": 13034.68, "end": 13063.44, "text": " You guys think it's Biahoo and Mario?"}, {"start": 13063.44, "end": 13069.44, "text": " Who doesn't think he says biahoo when he does the long jump in Mario 64?"}, {"start": 13069.44, "end": 13072.44, "text": " That one guy in your chat who's so dead wrong?"}, {"start": 13072.44, "end": 13080.44, "text": " They're like colorblind but for like syllables."}, {"start": 13080.44, "end": 13081.44, "text": " Who doesn't hear?"}, {"start": 13081.44, "end": 13082.44, "text": " They can't hear bees."}, {"start": 13093.44, "end": 13100.44, "text": " The bee is silent."}, {"start": 13100.44, "end": 13103.44, "text": " You also don't hear so long."}, {"start": 13103.44, "end": 13107.44, "text": " He says,"}, {"start": 13107.44, "end": 13113.44, "text": " So long."}, {"start": 13113.44, "end": 13116.44, "text": " And they said you said Mario."}, {"start": 13116.44, "end": 13119.44, "text": " Yeah, he says Mario."}, {"start": 13119.44, "end": 13121.44, "text": " Mario."}, {"start": 13121.44, "end": 13122.560000000001, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 13122.560000000001, "end": 13127.560000000001, "text": " What are these chatters talking about?"}, {"start": 13127.560000000001, "end": 13131.560000000001, "text": " It's not spelled M-A-D-I-O, but that's what he says."}, {"start": 13131.560000000001, "end": 13132.060000000001, "text": " Adio."}, {"start": 13137.560000000001, "end": 13139.560000000001, "text": " I'll do your part, though."}, {"start": 13151.44, "end": 13162.44, "text": " I don't hear Mario Mario. Hello. It's me Mario. Look out. Where is my thing? Where's my friend, Luigi?"}, {"start": 13165.44, "end": 13170.44, "text": " Was it whale? Oh, that's sad. I like whales. It is sad."}, {"start": 13170.44, "end": 13186.28, "text": " ahead. I think whales have the coolest animal sound effects. They have the best animal"}, {"start": 13186.28, "end": 13193.16, "text": " noise. I think whales are the most consistently magical animals in fantasy that are also real"}, {"start": 13193.16, "end": 13200.8, "text": " animals. Yeah. And don't bring up any counterpoints because there's a lot."}, {"start": 13205.24, "end": 13212.44, "text": " This person just said, I say nuke the whales. It's good we can bring that back"}, {"start": 13212.44, "end": 13221.24, "text": " now. Nuke the whales. I don't think that's gonna get you very much traction."}, {"start": 13221.24, "end": 13225.24, "text": " Hey, hey, I need your help with something."}, {"start": 13233.24, "end": 13236.24, "text": " Oh, you just gave me a new helmet. Oh, no, no, no, no, this is both getting it."}, {"start": 13237.24, "end": 13239.24, "text": " Uh-oh, underwater level."}, {"start": 13244.24, "end": 13247.24, "text": " How come we didn't do this with, like, fursuits?"}, {"start": 13247.24, "end": 13255.48, "text": " fur seeds. We technically did have a relative. I had a bird head mask on and a pig head and"}, {"start": 13255.48, "end": 13259.96, "text": " you had a frog head. We were fine. But we didn't like help each other both get into pig costumes."}, {"start": 13261.8, "end": 13263.64, "text": " It wasn't like story relevant."}, {"start": 13263.64, "end": 13276.619999999999, "text": " Why would they ever go in there?"}, {"start": 13276.619999999999, "end": 13283.64, "text": " We're just like those weird fucked up people that like to do the like, cave spelunking."}, {"start": 13283.64, "end": 13286.88, "text": " Dude, I get, we're just real creatures."}, {"start": 13286.88, "end": 13288.48, "text": " I could never, I could never."}, {"start": 13288.48, "end": 13292.439999999999, "text": " Oh, hey, this elevator, this just goes down to the bottom of the ocean."}, {"start": 13292.44, "end": 13294.44, "text": " Let's do this for fun!"}, {"start": 13300.44, "end": 13302.44, "text": " That's too scary."}, {"start": 13303.44, "end": 13307.44, "text": " What? There wasn't an action on this?"}, {"start": 13307.44, "end": 13309.44, "text": " I cannot pull it."}, {"start": 13313.44, "end": 13315.44, "text": " Take out your flare."}, {"start": 13315.44, "end": 13322.84, "text": " Oh, it was being weird, I have the crowbar on it now."}, {"start": 13322.84, "end": 13325.84, "text": " Oh, you have the crowbar."}, {"start": 13325.84, "end": 13332.24, "text": " I got a lot of use out of this item."}, {"start": 13332.24, "end": 13340.720000000001, "text": " They don't call him Half-Life One character for no reason."}, {"start": 13340.720000000001, "end": 13347.720000000001, "text": " Deep. The deep sea. There's all kinds of terrifying things."}, {"start": 13348.720000000001, "end": 13355.720000000001, "text": " Humans have never gone all the way down. Only one can speculate what's at the very bottom."}, {"start": 13358.720000000001, "end": 13361.720000000001, "text": " Is the interest of the Sightran song?"}, {"start": 13361.720000000001, "end": 13364.720000000001, "text": " I... sure."}, {"start": 13364.720000000001, "end": 13372.640000000001, "text": " Just as no human has seen the outer reaches of the galaxy, no human has ever seen the"}, {"start": 13372.640000000001, "end": 13377.840000000002, "text": " depths of our own Earth."}, {"start": 13377.840000000002, "end": 13385.68, "text": " Join me in this five-part miniseries where we explore just how deep we've been and how"}, {"start": 13385.68, "end": 13390.920000000002, "text": " deep we continue to try."}, {"start": 13390.920000000002, "end": 13391.920000000002, "text": " Deep sickness."}, {"start": 13391.92, "end": 13398.92, "text": " Oh shit, it's another bird brain."}, {"start": 13398.92, "end": 13399.92, "text": " Do we go backwards?"}, {"start": 13399.92, "end": 13404.92, "text": " Okay, this is gross."}, {"start": 13404.92, "end": 13407.92, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 13407.92, "end": 13416.92, "text": " This is wicked fucked up."}, {"start": 13416.92, "end": 13420.44, "text": " How do you get into that?"}, {"start": 13420.44, "end": 13426.92, "text": " I would love to be that guy that just for the first 25 seconds of a big miniseries."}, {"start": 13426.92, "end": 13429.92, "text": " Just do that."}, {"start": 13429.92, "end": 13435.4, "text": " Um, I don't know."}, {"start": 13435.4, "end": 13439.68, "text": " Yeah, join me while I take you on a journey, and that person just doesn't show up at all"}, {"start": 13439.68, "end": 13440.68, "text": " ever again."}, {"start": 13440.68, "end": 13446.480000000001, "text": " You're gonna have to ask around and get, you know, get management."}, {"start": 13446.48, "end": 13454.08, "text": " Okay, so we need the eyeball, okay?"}, {"start": 13454.08, "end": 13459.08, "text": " You want to be the narrator?"}, {"start": 13459.08, "end": 13460.08, "text": " Not just the narrator."}, {"start": 13460.08, "end": 13469.32, "text": " I want to be the narrator that does incredibly inquisitive narrations, but I'm curious about"}, {"start": 13469.32, "end": 13470.32, "text": " it too."}, {"start": 13470.32, "end": 13473.88, "text": " Even the narrator, because speaking from a point of authority, the narrator doesn't"}, {"start": 13473.88, "end": 13474.88, "text": " know."}, {"start": 13474.880000000001, "end": 13480.320000000002, "text": " crazy way he doesn't we don't he doesn't know anything he's just as curious as I"}, {"start": 13480.320000000002, "end": 13487.2, "text": " am and he sent this all up to just to this is scary"}, {"start": 13487.2, "end": 13505.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, my favorite generations of the ones, especially the movie trailer guy and stuff,"}, {"start": 13505.880000000001, "end": 13510.0, "text": " it's gotten to a point where the movie trailer guy will just say the name of the movie and"}, {"start": 13510.0, "end": 13511.0, "text": " that's it."}, {"start": 13511.0, "end": 13517.32, "text": " I'm taking this back out."}, {"start": 13517.32, "end": 13519.32, "text": " I guess maybe."}, {"start": 13519.32, "end": 13527.96, "text": " Let's say the movie is a whole three minute trailer of the movie."}, {"start": 13527.96, "end": 13529.96, "text": " The guy will just be like, the nun."}, {"start": 13529.96, "end": 13531.96, "text": " At the end."}, {"start": 13531.96, "end": 13534.96, "text": " Or at the very beginning it'll be the nun."}, {"start": 13534.96, "end": 13539.96, "text": " And then that guy's not in the rest of the trailer."}, {"start": 13539.960000000001, "end": 13551.36, "text": " It used to be that guy."}, {"start": 13551.36, "end": 13554.2, "text": " How many readings of the nun do you think he does?"}, {"start": 13554.2, "end": 13557.68, "text": " I don't know, probably a lot, but they probably have him for an hour."}, {"start": 13557.68, "end": 13558.68, "text": " The nun?"}, {"start": 13558.68, "end": 13559.68, "text": " The nun."}, {"start": 13559.68, "end": 13566.080000000002, "text": " But it used to be that somebody narrated the whole trailer."}, {"start": 13566.080000000002, "end": 13568.800000000001, "text": " We've severely reduced how much of the whole trailer gets narrated."}, {"start": 13568.800000000001, "end": 13571.04, "text": " I would almost prefer that."}, {"start": 13571.04, "end": 13576.94, "text": " I want the guy to be in a Halloween tale of when two people have to fight for the"}, {"start": 13576.94, "end": 13579.640000000001, "text": " forever, for their glory."}, {"start": 13579.640000000001, "end": 13582.76, "text": " The guy would actually talk over the trailer."}, {"start": 13582.76, "end": 13585.400000000001, "text": " You're so lonely."}, {"start": 13585.400000000001, "end": 13586.160000000002, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 13586.160000000002, "end": 13587.960000000001, "text": " I'm not going to let the TV talk to me anymore."}, {"start": 13587.960000000001, "end": 13589.560000000001, "text": " I want the TV to speak to me."}, {"start": 13594.560000000001, "end": 13597.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, you don't need to resist so much anymore."}, {"start": 13597.52, "end": 13599.52, "text": " I had missed out on that photo chain."}, {"start": 13599.52, "end": 13601.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, and dude, sometimes they speed the guy's voice up,"}, {"start": 13601.880000000001, "end": 13604.62, "text": " as if he didn't have enough screen time."}, {"start": 13604.62, "end": 13608.0, "text": " Like, let's say the movie was the num2 in theaters this Friday."}, {"start": 13608.0, "end": 13611.08, "text": " It'd be like, what do you, what do you do to the fight?"}, {"start": 13611.08, "end": 13612.92, "text": " They speed him up, they go times three speed,"}, {"start": 13612.92, "end": 13613.960000000001, "text": " but there's boys."}, {"start": 13613.960000000001, "end": 13616.24, "text": " What do you do to the fight?"}, {"start": 13616.24, "end": 13619.6, "text": " I think you tell they made it faster."}, {"start": 13619.6, "end": 13623.24, "text": " Focus groups probably ruin society."}, {"start": 13623.24, "end": 13625.48, "text": " There's probably one guy in a focus group that's like,"}, {"start": 13625.48, "end": 13627.48, "text": " I didn't unlike what you said"}, {"start": 13628.039999999999, "end": 13630.039999999999, "text": " We can put these back on"}, {"start": 13631.42, "end": 13634.8, "text": " Can it get it? Oh, no, dude, costy. Nobody could just miss that"}, {"start": 13637.279999999999, "end": 13639.279999999999, "text": " Why don't I like my hat"}, {"start": 13641.66, "end": 13644.64, "text": " Wait, where we going this way why are you just immediately running this way?"}, {"start": 13648.939999999999, "end": 13650.939999999999, "text": " You don't want the cool"}, {"start": 13655.48, "end": 13660.14, "text": " No, I'm a wobbly plant head guy"}, {"start": 13662.68, "end": 13668.1, "text": " So why did we save the um god, what do you call it in dishonored the outsider?"}, {"start": 13671.16, "end": 13679.5, "text": " Because it unblocked a path while these three children just sit outside"}, {"start": 13685.48, "end": 13698.92, "text": " This owner, W. You're getting a lot of W's over here."}, {"start": 13698.92, "end": 13700.6, "text": " Very good game."}, {"start": 13700.6, "end": 13709.48, "text": " Did you play through them both?"}, {"start": 13709.48, "end": 13710.48, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 13710.48, "end": 13724.48, "text": " I played through... I don't think I played through the whole thing, but it did."}, {"start": 13724.48, "end": 13727.48, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 13730.48, "end": 13734.48, "text": " That's an Omega one. Which one's better, one or two?"}, {"start": 13734.48, "end": 13744.48, "text": " I just saved this."}, {"start": 13744.48, "end": 13759.72, "text": " That guy's gonna- yeah."}, {"start": 13759.72, "end": 13762.96, "text": " That guy just jumped onto that car the way that I jump on a hotel bed when I first get"}, {"start": 13762.960000000001, "end": 13772.400000000001, "text": " there. I've played Castino Inc. I've played Demon's Souls. When is the Jade Cocoon played?"}, {"start": 13772.400000000001, "end": 13775.44, "text": " I know. That's all I want."}, {"start": 13780.800000000001, "end": 13782.320000000002, "text": " From 30 feet up."}, {"start": 13785.52, "end": 13786.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I jumped from the ceiling."}, {"start": 13792.960000000001, "end": 13802.640000000001, "text": " I'm jumping on beds as deep."}, {"start": 13802.640000000001, "end": 13808.960000000001, "text": " Oh nice throw."}, {"start": 13808.960000000001, "end": 13813.68, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 13813.68, "end": 13815.720000000001, "text": " Did you do that too?"}, {"start": 13815.720000000001, "end": 13817.720000000001, "text": " Did you throw one?"}, {"start": 13817.720000000001, "end": 13818.720000000001, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 13818.720000000001, "end": 13821.720000000001, "text": " That was pretty cool."}, {"start": 13821.720000000001, "end": 13826.44, "text": " Oh, it's gonna he's gonna get me"}, {"start": 13830.52, "end": 13832.52, "text": " They spent monkey killed"}, {"start": 13834.720000000001, "end": 13838.000000000002, "text": " Dude what a how fucking messed up is that huh?"}, {"start": 13839.320000000002, "end": 13843.720000000001, "text": " Like oh, no, he don't know more monkeys jumping on the bed"}, {"start": 13846.68, "end": 13848.68, "text": " What you don't remember that"}, {"start": 13848.68, "end": 13853.68, "text": " I mean, I vaguely know what you're talking about, but why is it set up?"}, {"start": 13853.68, "end": 13855.68, "text": " Isn't it like a nursery rhyme?"}, {"start": 13864.68, "end": 13866.68, "text": " That was a monkey. I jumped on the bed."}, {"start": 13866.68, "end": 13869.68, "text": " I jumped on my parent's bed as a kid and broke it."}, {"start": 13869.68, "end": 13871.68, "text": " Yeah, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,"}, {"start": 13871.68, "end": 13876.68, "text": " No more monkeys jumping on the bed, and you would jump on the bed as a little kid."}, {"start": 13876.68, "end": 13892.48, "text": " Because if somebody falls off and gets hurt, like why was that being promoted?"}, {"start": 13892.48, "end": 13897.24, "text": " The original ads, nursery rhymes."}, {"start": 13897.24, "end": 13901.6, "text": " AI ruined his brain?"}, {"start": 13901.6, "end": 13908.6, "text": " That is an old goofy dumb kids song from like 40 years ago."}, {"start": 13931.6, "end": 13934.44, "text": " I was like, oh, ha, ha, ha, yeah, you fell off and got hurt."}, {"start": 13934.44, "end": 13938.12, "text": " We have to call the doctor."}, {"start": 13938.12, "end": 13940.880000000001, "text": " Getting her to part of childhood and life."}, {"start": 13940.880000000001, "end": 13943.2, "text": " No, it should be everyone sits, and everyone"}, {"start": 13943.2, "end": 13946.52, "text": " closes their eyes and sits."}, {"start": 13946.52, "end": 13949.56, "text": " Everyone calmly sits and does nothing,"}, {"start": 13949.56, "end": 13951.76, "text": " and if you're doing anything, it's better for your homework."}, {"start": 13951.76, "end": 13956.12, "text": " Everyone sits calmly with our eyes just closed,"}, {"start": 13956.12, "end": 13959.880000000001, "text": " taking a small nap, sitting calmly,"}, {"start": 13959.880000000001, "end": 13961.880000000001, "text": " And do all your schoolwork."}, {"start": 13961.880000000001, "end": 13962.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, why you-"}, {"start": 13962.880000000001, "end": 13963.880000000001, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 13967.880000000001, "end": 13968.880000000001, "text": " You gonna throw up?"}, {"start": 13968.880000000001, "end": 13970.880000000001, "text": " I don't know what's wrong with me."}, {"start": 13977.880000000001, "end": 13978.880000000001, "text": " You are the evil one."}, {"start": 13979.880000000001, "end": 13982.880000000001, "text": " Hey, aren't you scared of ovens and air fryers?"}, {"start": 13982.880000000001, "end": 13985.880000000001, "text": " Dude, you listened to one audio clip of me saying that ovens are weird,"}, {"start": 13985.880000000001, "end": 13988.880000000001, "text": " and it's phrasing as an interesting technology."}, {"start": 13988.880000000001, "end": 13990.880000000001, "text": " Do you think I'm afraid of my house?"}, {"start": 13990.880000000001, "end": 13993.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna agree with you 10,000% actually."}, {"start": 13993.380000000001, "end": 13994.380000000001, "text": " Get off of Tik Tok!"}, {"start": 13994.380000000001, "end": 13996.380000000001, "text": " I haven't heard the whole argument, I'm already with you."}, {"start": 14010.880000000001, "end": 14012.380000000001, "text": " Oh wait, but hold on, what? What?"}, {"start": 14012.380000000001, "end": 14014.380000000001, "text": " After this cutscene, because this is important."}, {"start": 14018.880000000001, "end": 14032.320000000002, "text": " are you controlling this? I don't think so"}, {"start": 14048.880000000001, "end": 14052.880000000001, "text": " Okay, what's your reasoning to agree with a potential oven take?"}, {"start": 14054.800000000001, "end": 14056.800000000001, "text": " Um, I just feel like it's"}, {"start": 14058.480000000001, "end": 14063.76, "text": " It's kind of my same take as cars is people having access to industrial level like giant machine"}, {"start": 14063.920000000002, "end": 14065.920000000002, "text": " I feel like you don't need it"}, {"start": 14065.920000000002, "end": 14070.800000000001, "text": " Like an oven just feels big like I have a little mini oven and that feels like this is what people should have"}, {"start": 14071.920000000002, "end": 14073.44, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 14073.44, "end": 14077.28, "text": " Like why are you gonna like that whole the giant oven and you're like I want to heat up like"}, {"start": 14077.28, "end": 14082.26, "text": " You just like a little tray of food. Like how much heat do you have to generate for the whole thing?"}, {"start": 14082.62, "end": 14087.5, "text": " What what are you filling the enough into the brain? Who really needs that science?"}, {"start": 14089.66, "end": 14092.16, "text": " I understand that. I feel like a big family maybe."}, {"start": 14092.92, "end": 14094.92, "text": " We have, you know, my"}, {"start": 14095.800000000001, "end": 14097.800000000001, "text": " six people in the house."}, {"start": 14097.86, "end": 14101.7, "text": " Yeah, but for people to take like 30 pieces of these things, like how often are you making those?"}, {"start": 14101.7, "end": 14111.1, "text": " It's like a specialized piece of equipment to be that big but everyone's been sold on the idea. Oh your house needs like this gigantic fucking heat induction device"}, {"start": 14113.02, "end": 14115.02, "text": " Induction"}, {"start": 14115.86, "end": 14117.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14117.980000000001, "end": 14124.76, "text": " Don't hate the other I just think it was your oven take my oven take is I just think it's just it is just weird that there's a box"}, {"start": 14124.76, "end": 14126.76, "text": " That heats up to 500 degrees in your house"}, {"start": 14127.300000000001, "end": 14129.300000000001, "text": " And it just it's just weird"}, {"start": 14129.300000000001, "end": 14135.2, "text": " I don't I'm not if I just well it's just weird. I don't even know how high can my oven go"}, {"start": 14136.7, "end": 14138.12, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 14138.12, "end": 14139.080000000002, "text": " Stir"}, {"start": 14139.080000000002, "end": 14144.960000000001, "text": " You know I like to do 400 you can cook like 450 feels like whoa don't push it there, buddy"}, {"start": 14144.960000000001, "end": 14149.560000000001, "text": " But I know it can do more than that and why is it doing more than that?"}, {"start": 14149.56, "end": 14159.279999999999, "text": " hold on honey get the fucking get the anvil cuz I need to like melt this"}, {"start": 14159.279999999999, "end": 14162.84, "text": " metal I just think it's crazy the technology that we actually have to"}, {"start": 14162.84, "end": 14169.199999999999, "text": " have like heat from gas come into your house and make a box in your wall heat"}, {"start": 14169.199999999999, "end": 14175.279999999999, "text": " up to 500 degrees that's just wild and there's a light in there how they put in"}, {"start": 14175.28, "end": 14185.560000000001, "text": " the light in there. It's just interesting. I like small things. That's why I like you,"}, {"start": 14185.560000000001, "end": 14193.12, "text": " man. The ovens are too big, cars are too big. People used to put their limbs into an oven"}, {"start": 14193.12, "end": 14198.880000000001, "text": " because they thought it would cure an illness. I can like that, like, wait, what? I think"}, {"start": 14198.880000000001, "end": 14200.960000000001, "text": " That is the thing where people would put their heads in ovens."}, {"start": 14202.720000000001, "end": 14203.52, "text": " Or something weird."}, {"start": 14206.44, "end": 14207.320000000002, "text": " That sounds familiar."}, {"start": 14208.920000000002, "end": 14209.960000000001, "text": " My buddy Eric did that."}, {"start": 14210.720000000001, "end": 14212.000000000002, "text": " Dude, what the hell is here, right?"}, {"start": 14218.240000000002, "end": 14221.12, "text": " We have 500 degree boxes centuries before fridges."}, {"start": 14221.160000000002, "end": 14222.080000000002, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 14223.28, "end": 14225.400000000001, "text": " But to me, that was, you know, that's a big flag."}, {"start": 14225.4, "end": 14229.74, "text": " Oh, put some oil in and get some wood in that stove"}, {"start": 14234.84, "end": 14236.84, "text": " But we get"}, {"start": 14239.44, "end": 14241.44, "text": " Fucking war"}, {"start": 14246.76, "end": 14251.94, "text": " Just gonna having a stove it's gonna be a cold one put some put some in there"}, {"start": 14251.94, "end": 14252.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14252.94, "end": 14256.94, "text": " These guys are shooting themselves."}, {"start": 14256.94, "end": 14263.94, "text": " I'm trying to get that gun."}, {"start": 14263.94, "end": 14271.94, "text": " Dude, what is going on here?"}, {"start": 14271.94, "end": 14273.94, "text": " The heck?"}, {"start": 14273.94, "end": 14276.94, "text": " I think that's not a helmet, is it?"}, {"start": 14276.94, "end": 14278.94, "text": " That's not a hat, right?"}, {"start": 14278.94, "end": 14282.84, "text": " You're wearing a mine you are a mine"}, {"start": 14291.74, "end": 14293.74, "text": " Sentry"}, {"start": 14293.74, "end": 14298.18, "text": " A century buster. A century buster!"}, {"start": 14298.18, "end": 14300.18, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 14305.18, "end": 14307.78, "text": " Will they fucking please update the game?"}, {"start": 14307.78, "end": 14310.28, "text": " I feel like I'm going crazy."}, {"start": 14315.78, "end": 14317.78, "text": " We talked about that like a year ago."}, {"start": 14317.78, "end": 14319.08, "text": " I didn't they make a post saying like,"}, {"start": 14319.08, "end": 14320.74, "text": " Hey man, we're getting ready to release that"}, {"start": 14320.74, "end": 14322.74, "text": " NVM update, let's go!"}, {"start": 14322.74, "end": 14324.74, "text": " That was like six or five seconds ago."}, {"start": 14324.74, "end": 14326.74, "text": " It sure did."}, {"start": 14326.74, "end": 14328.74, "text": " Hey, whatever."}, {"start": 14328.74, "end": 14330.74, "text": " It'll come out whenever it comes out, and I'm sure it'll be cool."}, {"start": 14334.74, "end": 14336.74, "text": " It's the Cult of the Lamb."}, {"start": 14336.74, "end": 14338.74, "text": " Do we do anything here?"}, {"start": 14340.74, "end": 14344.74, "text": " I don't think so. Maybe if we gather candles to put in the other ones or something."}, {"start": 14350.74, "end": 14357.74, "text": " Valble only cares about deadlocking controllers."}, {"start": 14357.74, "end": 14363.74, "text": " I mean, I can understand that."}, {"start": 14363.74, "end": 14366.74, "text": " I can understand deadlocking the controller."}, {"start": 14366.74, "end": 14368.74, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 14368.74, "end": 14373.74, "text": " It was just weird that there was a TF2 blog post being like, we are imminently, it almost"}, {"start": 14373.74, "end": 14375.74, "text": " almost like, it felt like we were moments away"}, {"start": 14393.94, "end": 14396.44, "text": " we, ah, you and I cut it down"}, {"start": 14397.24, "end": 14398.24, "text": " I took too long"}, {"start": 14398.24, "end": 14406.0, "text": " Yeah, I mean, it's like a 20 year old dance, right?"}, {"start": 14406.0, "end": 14407.0, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 14407.0, "end": 14410.0, "text": " I'm not going to be all drunk much about it."}, {"start": 14410.0, "end": 14412.0, "text": " It's going to be a 30 year old game at this point."}, {"start": 14412.0, "end": 14413.0, "text": " At this rate."}, {"start": 14413.0, "end": 14415.0, "text": " It's going to be this patch cube taking this long."}, {"start": 14415.0, "end": 14416.0, "text": " Wait, not this way."}, {"start": 14416.0, "end": 14420.68, "text": " Oh my god, all the boys just followed you."}, {"start": 14420.68, "end": 14424.44, "text": " Oh, what the?"}, {"start": 14424.44, "end": 14425.96, "text": " Only one of the boys got caught."}, {"start": 14425.960000000001, "end": 14429.560000000001, "text": " Come on, that's not fair."}, {"start": 14429.560000000001, "end": 14444.800000000001, "text": " They are glued to your, you're the host of the game, so they're all, they, okay, we're"}, {"start": 14444.800000000001, "end": 14446.800000000001, "text": " We're going far right on this next one."}, {"start": 14446.800000000001, "end": 14448.800000000001, "text": " I hear you."}, {"start": 14464.800000000001, "end": 14467.800000000001, "text": " No, the boys! See if it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 14467.800000000001, "end": 14471.800000000001, "text": " He doesn't care about the 500 people that are going to be following us."}, {"start": 14474.800000000001, "end": 14483.68, "text": " Didn't we have another boy I think so oh maybe the lamb that came out of your throat in that fully"}, {"start": 14483.68, "end": 14484.68, "text": " Coolly-coolly moment."}, {"start": 14487.68, "end": 14489.68, "text": " Oh, boy!"}, {"start": 14496.68, "end": 14498.68, "text": " Don't flip on the guy!"}, {"start": 14506.68, "end": 14509.68, "text": " No! I was running!"}, {"start": 14513.68, "end": 14523.4, "text": " can you do a good sheep that's pretty good"}, {"start": 14543.68, "end": 14567.16, "text": " I don't know why I'm just not good enough to get to that side of the road."}, {"start": 14567.16, "end": 14568.78, "text": " He ate our decoy."}, {"start": 14568.78, "end": 14570.58, "text": " No, no, no. That's not good."}, {"start": 14587.02, "end": 14589.02, "text": " You gotta be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 14590.86, "end": 14593.34, "text": " Shit, I stood up normal and then I died."}, {"start": 14594.14, "end": 14595.48, "text": " You did."}, {"start": 14595.48, "end": 14601.84, "text": " You like realize seconds later wait actually I'm dead. Oh, I thought it was just me"}, {"start": 14606.279999999999, "end": 14611.02, "text": " It's surprising they even have like a safe point there like oh, yeah, someone's gonna fall down this hole"}, {"start": 14611.68, "end": 14613.68, "text": " Put a save point"}, {"start": 14617.24, "end": 14619.24, "text": " Get on the ladder"}, {"start": 14625.48, "end": 14627.48, "text": " This is for scientific research"}, {"start": 14629.08, "end": 14633.24, "text": " Okay, I was maybe two or three rungs up from that. No, you're right. Is there was"}, {"start": 14639.119999999999, "end": 14641.6, "text": " Come on, dude, you were higher than that"}, {"start": 14643.56, "end": 14647.439999999999, "text": " People with memory remember come on one for that little ball"}, {"start": 14655.48, "end": 14673.199999999999, "text": " We're not tall enough to hit the buttons."}, {"start": 14673.199999999999, "end": 14674.199999999999, "text": " That's so funny."}, {"start": 14674.199999999999, "end": 14680.119999999999, "text": " Is that what you have to ask for help for in an elevator looks like?"}, {"start": 14680.119999999999, "end": 14681.119999999999, "text": " Is this like 2013?"}, {"start": 14681.119999999999, "end": 14684.68, "text": " Are you making a I'm short thing?"}, {"start": 14684.68, "end": 14689.48, "text": " years it okay it was funny enough for them to put in in every single episode"}, {"start": 14689.48, "end": 14698.84, "text": " of Full Metal Alchemist I can't do it like every once in a while I'm not sure"}, {"start": 14702.44, "end": 14707.800000000001, "text": " yeah I would I like that show watching it all back again I've been what might be"}, {"start": 14707.800000000001, "end": 14711.64, "text": " like I don't why did I I don't know would I still like that show if I watched"}, {"start": 14711.64, "end": 14719.92, "text": " again I think you would I think it holds up it's a good show not the original"}, {"start": 14719.92, "end": 14724.16, "text": " brother unless you're like like super like you're like a bad jaded of an old"}, {"start": 14724.16, "end": 14731.119999999999, "text": " man now I think I'd still would like it I think it'd be a good watch again last"}, {"start": 14731.119999999999, "end": 14738.279999999999, "text": " anime you saw oh my dude that fucking hurt that I thought that that that's"}, {"start": 14738.28, "end": 14758.140000000001, "text": " awful. Attack on Titan probably. Erin! Erin. But there's one thing about Attack on Titan."}, {"start": 14758.14, "end": 14767.46, "text": " I have not seen the last like 10 episodes."}, {"start": 14767.46, "end": 14780.699999999999, "text": " They took so long to get that shit out that I just kind of gave up and just read the manga."}, {"start": 14780.699999999999, "end": 14787.14, "text": " I've never been so angry at an anime that I had to read the manga."}, {"start": 14787.14, "end": 14789.14, "text": " It's just, what's going on?"}, {"start": 14790.14, "end": 14792.14, "text": " I think we have to go through that hole."}, {"start": 14797.14, "end": 14801.14, "text": " It's just they did this thing, I mean this wasn't that long ago, whatever it was."}, {"start": 14801.14, "end": 14803.14, "text": " It was like the final season."}, {"start": 14803.14, "end": 14804.14, "text": " Oh, not for my happiness."}, {"start": 14804.14, "end": 14806.14, "text": " Attack on Titan, the final season."}, {"start": 14806.14, "end": 14809.14, "text": " Then it was the final season part two."}, {"start": 14809.14, "end": 14815.14, "text": " And then it was the final, final season, for real, part three."}, {"start": 14815.14, "end": 14817.74, "text": " So there was like final season don't talk to me"}, {"start": 14819.58, "end": 14820.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14820.98, "end": 14824.099999999999, "text": " After the final season part two and they said wait, that's actually not it"}, {"start": 14825.46, "end": 14832.26, "text": " I was like well, I I don't know man. I I think I would rather just know what happens instead of waiting three years"}, {"start": 14838.18, "end": 14840.18, "text": " Hopefully it was worth the wait"}, {"start": 14845.14, "end": 14850.14, "text": " That's another one. One of our friends."}, {"start": 14850.14, "end": 14855.14, "text": " Final season part two is the final season."}, {"start": 14855.14, "end": 14860.14, "text": " Well, it was final season part one."}, {"start": 14860.14, "end": 14868.14, "text": " Wasn't there something before the final season two where it was the finale or something?"}, {"start": 14868.14, "end": 14870.14, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 14870.14, "end": 14874.14, "text": " I feel like there was a third final."}, {"start": 14874.14, "end": 14877.14, "text": " I do feel like it was three."}, {"start": 14880.14, "end": 14881.14, "text": " They did two movies."}, {"start": 14881.14, "end": 14883.14, "text": " I think it was like there was a final season and then they lied."}, {"start": 14883.14, "end": 14887.14, "text": " And then the next season was the final season, and they split it up into two parts."}, {"start": 14887.14, "end": 14889.14, "text": " I think that is what happened."}, {"start": 14894.14, "end": 14895.14, "text": " Don't shoot, you're gonna get hit."}, {"start": 14895.14, "end": 14896.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14896.14, "end": 14905.14, "text": " I just got sniped."}, {"start": 14905.14, "end": 14907.14, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 14907.14, "end": 14921.14, "text": " Well, I, uh, need him to die again."}, {"start": 14921.14, "end": 14945.66, "text": " I would have had the hat last time, but you got shot."}, {"start": 14945.66, "end": 14948.14, "text": " Now I'm gonna get it."}, {"start": 14948.14, "end": 14952.14, "text": " That angle doesn't even make sense. It looks like he gets shot from the right."}, {"start": 14956.14, "end": 14958.14, "text": " Dude, get it on!"}, {"start": 14960.14, "end": 14961.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14963.14, "end": 14965.14, "text": " I think he's close."}, {"start": 14978.14, "end": 14980.14, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 14992.82, "end": 14994.32, "text": " You go first, make sure it's safe."}, {"start": 15005.72, "end": 15007.72, "text": " Why can't you, why would you open that?"}, {"start": 15007.720000000001, "end": 15010.480000000001, "text": " I was like, I don't think you're gonna say anything funny."}, {"start": 15012.820000000002, "end": 15013.320000000002, "text": " Look out!"}, {"start": 15016.900000000001, "end": 15018.900000000001, "text": " Uh, it's definitely this, right?"}, {"start": 15037.720000000001, "end": 15038.36, "text": " Hurry!"}, {"start": 15039.720000000001, "end": 15041.000000000002, "text": " Stay away from that."}, {"start": 15041.480000000001, "end": 15042.52, "text": " Don't go in the light."}, {"start": 15044.28, "end": 15044.920000000002, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 15057.240000000002, "end": 15058.36, "text": " How are you gonna get over here?"}, {"start": 15065.880000000001, "end": 15066.840000000002, "text": " I thought I got hit."}, {"start": 15067.720000000001, "end": 15071.800000000001, "text": " when we finally make it up there we have to like feign that we already have the"}, {"start": 15071.800000000001, "end": 15075.12, "text": " program inside of our head that's going to allow us to draw the weapon and feed"}, {"start": 15075.12, "end": 15081.080000000002, "text": " him fast enough um what's the what's the play here"}, {"start": 15083.6, "end": 15088.6, "text": " oh I'll gain the cockroaches"}, {"start": 15097.720000000001, "end": 15107.080000000002, "text": " It's never not still firing, right?"}, {"start": 15107.080000000002, "end": 15108.080000000002, "text": " Find out."}, {"start": 15108.080000000002, "end": 15110.480000000001, "text": " Find out more after the break."}, {"start": 15110.480000000001, "end": 15112.880000000001, "text": " Do you need to take a break?"}, {"start": 15112.880000000001, "end": 15114.880000000001, "text": " You need to piss?"}, {"start": 15114.880000000001, "end": 15116.12, "text": " We can take one if you want."}, {"start": 15116.12, "end": 15117.12, "text": " I don't want one."}, {"start": 15117.12, "end": 15118.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15118.12, "end": 15121.800000000001, "text": " I saw a chair."}, {"start": 15121.800000000001, "end": 15124.6, "text": " I hate breaks."}, {"start": 15124.6, "end": 15131.86, "text": " Are you aware of my my plane theory about no toilets on planes there was a the CEO of someone of some of the airlines"}, {"start": 15131.86, "end": 15134.44, "text": " Just said the same thing as me or something. I thought I was"}, {"start": 15135.36, "end": 15139.84, "text": " What is it? You was crazy. You want to get rid of bathrooms on planes? Yeah"}, {"start": 15141.48, "end": 15144.880000000001, "text": " Let me hear it. I'm very curious if you're someone who can hold it"}, {"start": 15145.640000000001, "end": 15150.68, "text": " You will pay less for your ticket because they can put more seats on a plane if there's no toilets on it"}, {"start": 15150.68, "end": 15155.16, "text": " And you pay less for the ticket, you get on the plane and just hold it."}, {"start": 15155.16, "end": 15159.64, "text": " So a new airline called, like, we can hold it airways or something?"}, {"start": 15160.92, "end": 15165.32, "text": " Well, I've been saying this for like a year, maybe a year and a half, and there like actually is"}, {"start": 15165.32, "end": 15167.64, "text": " some guy that was talking about this recently."}, {"start": 15169.720000000001, "end": 15176.28, "text": " So, okay, I want to get some logistics through here. So removing this usually two bathrooms,"}, {"start": 15176.28, "end": 15181.880000000001, "text": " a three-bathroom sometimes on a on a like an airbus yeah so you could fit"}, {"start": 15182.52, "end": 15189.720000000001, "text": " another like two seats probably three seats per bathroom so you could get like maybe eight more"}, {"start": 15189.720000000001, "end": 15197.08, "text": " seats on that plane okay maybe ten so your solution is you work more people on the plane"}, {"start": 15197.720000000001, "end": 15202.44, "text": " yeah you take the percentage of those tickets from the more seats and you reduce everyone's"}, {"start": 15202.44, "end": 15207.0, "text": " by that amount. You know what I mean? Okay. And then everyone saves. You just have to hold it."}, {"start": 15207.960000000001, "end": 15208.84, "text": " I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 15212.04, "end": 15218.76, "text": " But it would be like 1% off. That's fine by me."}, {"start": 15222.44, "end": 15228.28, "text": " I mean, in theory, for an under two hour plane ride, I could understand that theory of, hey,"}, {"start": 15228.28, "end": 15232.28, "text": " There's no bathrooms, but you pay 10% less for your ticket, like, oh."}, {"start": 15232.28, "end": 15234.28, "text": " But here's the problem."}, {"start": 15234.28, "end": 15240.28, "text": " In medical emergency scenarios, do you want the guy to die, Aria, on the seat next to you,"}, {"start": 15240.28, "end": 15243.28, "text": " or do you want him to have a place where he can fucking go do that?"}, {"start": 15243.28, "end": 15250.28, "text": " If you can't hold it, what I would do as the CEO is, um, they pay for everyone's ticket."}, {"start": 15250.28, "end": 15255.28, "text": " If you have an Oopsy on the plane, you, uh, like, oh, sorry, that one's on me, guys."}, {"start": 15255.28, "end": 15263.16, "text": " I am telling you as a plane passenger. I'm gonna say I don't care you just shit on me"}, {"start": 15263.560000000001, "end": 15268.560000000001, "text": " This is gonna ruin the next month of my life like I'm gonna think about this every day for the next month at least"}, {"start": 15268.560000000001, "end": 15273.68, "text": " He's not he's not he doesn't have to be shitting on you. Is it if he has shit on the plane?"}, {"start": 15274.400000000001, "end": 15277.44, "text": " Anywhere then he owes he has to buy all the tickets"}, {"start": 15277.44, "end": 15284.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15287.54, "end": 15291.12, "text": " okay so you're saying that it's if I got"}, {"start": 15291.12, "end": 15293.300000000001, "text": " that that's like"}, {"start": 15293.300000000001, "end": 15296.640000000001, "text": " tens of thousands of dollars isn't it"}, {"start": 15296.640000000001, "end": 15299.42, "text": " if you're talking about a six-hour plane ride talking about like the boston to"}, {"start": 15299.42, "end": 15302.7, "text": " vegas trip"}, {"start": 15302.7, "end": 15305.460000000001, "text": " yet's not it's not it's a lot of money"}, {"start": 15305.460000000001, "end": 15309.54, "text": " Between three and eight hundred dollars, essentially per person."}, {"start": 15312.1, "end": 15314.580000000002, "text": " Well, then there's one simple solution."}, {"start": 15315.300000000001, "end": 15317.820000000002, "text": " Don't poop on the plane."}, {"start": 15317.820000000002, "end": 15319.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15319.94, "end": 15322.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15322.94, "end": 15326.460000000001, "text": " It's going to be like a trick to this."}, {"start": 15326.460000000001, "end": 15327.26, "text": " They dropped a key."}, {"start": 15327.26, "end": 15329.460000000001, "text": " I already got it. Oh."}, {"start": 15331.980000000001, "end": 15333.820000000002, "text": " Why? I was so loud."}, {"start": 15335.460000000001, "end": 15342.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna leave the gun, I don't need that."}, {"start": 15342.460000000001, "end": 15354.580000000002, "text": " Dude, Oven."}, {"start": 15354.580000000002, "end": 15357.580000000002, "text": " What if there's a, okay, that's a good question, what if somebody has a diaper on them?"}, {"start": 15357.580000000002, "end": 15358.580000000002, "text": " I can, I can pry it."}, {"start": 15358.580000000002, "end": 15363.26, "text": " There's one with the diaper on, I was gonna say adult diapers are fine, as long as it's"}, {"start": 15363.26, "end": 15368.94, "text": " baby diaper somebody that's fine"}, {"start": 15368.94, "end": 15371.9, "text": " so then everyone is just going to wear a diaper on this airline dude"}, {"start": 15371.9, "end": 15376.1, "text": " and you're and that is going to be up to 300 people shitting the diapers"}, {"start": 15376.1, "end": 15379.44, "text": " no you can't shit in the diaper i just said you can be in the diaper you can't"}, {"start": 15379.44, "end": 15381.26, "text": " shit in the diaper"}, {"start": 15381.26, "end": 15384.86, "text": " the second you you second you allow that everyone's going to wear a diaper on"}, {"start": 15384.86, "end": 15391.86, "text": " that airline"}, {"start": 15393.26, "end": 15395.26, "text": " Okay, I died there. Wait, no, that was you."}, {"start": 15395.26, "end": 15396.26, "text": " I died?"}, {"start": 15396.26, "end": 15398.26, "text": " Because that was totally your fault."}, {"start": 15399.960000000001, "end": 15403.26, "text": " But anyone can already just do that already. That's right."}, {"start": 15403.26, "end": 15406.26, "text": " You can just wear a diaper on a plane right now."}, {"start": 15406.26, "end": 15407.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15409.26, "end": 15411.26, "text": " How would you know if they went to the bathroom?"}, {"start": 15414.26, "end": 15415.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15415.26, "end": 15416.26, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 15416.26, "end": 15417.26, "text": " You smell."}, {"start": 15417.26, "end": 15420.26, "text": " Yeah, but not all the time, not always."}, {"start": 15420.26, "end": 15427.22, "text": " And if I like if I farted shit, I pants a little does that come they push the cart down the middle of the aisle like oh beverages"}, {"start": 15427.56, "end": 15429.94, "text": " They do that, but they do with like a sniff check"}, {"start": 15431.1, "end": 15437.44, "text": " Okay, I'll walk down the aisle and we'll just be sniffing in the air. How much do you and you went so and that's a little worse time"}, {"start": 15439.74, "end": 15442.64, "text": " He's got you he's got you dude. He's got you dead"}, {"start": 15442.64, "end": 15451.64, "text": " I think we have to move it."}, {"start": 15451.64, "end": 15458.64, "text": " We have to stop."}, {"start": 15458.64, "end": 15471.84, "text": " You might hear it at the wall."}, {"start": 15471.84, "end": 15481.24, "text": " He might hear us at the wall."}, {"start": 15481.24, "end": 15488.84, "text": " He's definitely gonna hear us pull that body down."}, {"start": 15488.84, "end": 15489.84, "text": " I'm afraid of going."}, {"start": 15489.84, "end": 15491.84, "text": " I think we need to cycle."}, {"start": 15491.84, "end": 15492.84, "text": " We need to cycle."}, {"start": 15492.84, "end": 15495.84, "text": " Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come."}, {"start": 15495.84, "end": 15496.84, "text": " Wow, nice job."}, {"start": 15496.84, "end": 15498.84, "text": " Oh, nice job."}, {"start": 15498.84, "end": 15502.84, "text": " Like me, I'm just not going to hear that."}, {"start": 15514.84, "end": 15516.84, "text": " Okay, how about that pistol mouth?"}, {"start": 15516.84, "end": 15518.84, "text": " Dude, probably wants to leave."}, {"start": 15526.84, "end": 15533.84, "text": " I think I'm a day on that."}, {"start": 15533.84, "end": 15535.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15535.84, "end": 15542.84, "text": " And I had your back on the other thing."}, {"start": 15542.84, "end": 15546.84, "text": " Well, shit, you're right."}, {"start": 15546.84, "end": 15551.84, "text": " But I don't want anyone having any accidents on the plane."}, {"start": 15551.84, "end": 15556.56, "text": " anyone having any accidents on the plane"}, {"start": 15556.56, "end": 15560.12, "text": " you never want anyone to have an accident that's why they're called"}, {"start": 15560.12, "end": 15567.24, "text": " accidents okay what if but those those who have it are responsible for what if"}, {"start": 15567.24, "end": 15569.76, "text": " you had a"}, {"start": 15572.56, "end": 15575.84, "text": " when you try that door"}, {"start": 15576.76, "end": 15581.44, "text": " concept log in"}, {"start": 15581.84, "end": 15583.84, "text": " That's gonna shoot us!"}, {"start": 15586.84, "end": 15589.84, "text": " Jesus Christ! He's looking dead."}, {"start": 15590.84, "end": 15592.84, "text": " Does that hole is in the middle of every seed?"}, {"start": 15600.84, "end": 15602.84, "text": " I don't know that looks either."}, {"start": 15608.84, "end": 15610.84, "text": " What is happening to you?"}, {"start": 15611.84, "end": 15615.56, "text": " I think you're getting stuck in the light. You're getting hit by a sniper. I know"}, {"start": 15616.68, "end": 15618.68, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 15619.08, "end": 15624.6, "text": " Was just thinking about somebody's shitting on an airplane in their seat and not sucking them out"}, {"start": 15632.880000000001, "end": 15637.04, "text": " Like they're not getting sucked out of the airplane this person's in chat said what about if there was"}, {"start": 15639.32, "end": 15641.52, "text": " They didn't think that through which is what I'm laughing at"}, {"start": 15641.84, "end": 15653.04, "text": " And then I just saw a guy in a business suit with a newspaper shitting on the flame and"}, {"start": 15653.04, "end": 15657.04, "text": " I'm scared like, they're getting stuck at the airplane."}, {"start": 15674.04, "end": 15680.04, "text": " That's like average battlefield player sitting on a mountain somewhere not getting any kills."}, {"start": 15680.04, "end": 15682.04, "text": " He's got like one person this whole time"}, {"start": 15687.68, "end": 15689.68, "text": " Why are you sniping us?"}, {"start": 15695.560000000001, "end": 15697.560000000001, "text": " Holy shit, did I get caught?"}, {"start": 15704.160000000002, "end": 15705.68, "text": " He's not gonna hit us"}, {"start": 15705.68, "end": 15709.480000000001, "text": " I think the only way that the only reason you're in A is because you would be the guy"}, {"start": 15710.04, "end": 15719.04, "text": " I have never gone to the bathroom besides peeing. I've never shit on an airplane before. I've never shit in public in my whole life."}, {"start": 15719.04, "end": 15720.04, "text": " Pull it back. Pull it back. Pull it back."}, {"start": 15720.04, "end": 15726.04, "text": " Stir, you know this already. I've never taken a shit in a public bathroom in my entire life in 40 years. It's never happened."}, {"start": 15726.04, "end": 15729.04, "text": " I forgot that detail about you, actually."}, {"start": 15729.04, "end": 15731.04, "text": " Ever. Never. Ever."}, {"start": 15731.04, "end": 15732.04, "text": " In my entire life."}, {"start": 15732.04, "end": 15734.04, "text": " We may have to just revisit that."}, {"start": 15734.04, "end": 15735.04, "text": " We don't need to."}, {"start": 15735.04, "end": 15736.04, "text": " This one too."}, {"start": 15736.04, "end": 15740.12, "text": " It's just is what it is. I just have not. I don't want to and I never will"}, {"start": 15743.960000000001, "end": 15745.960000000001, "text": " I feel like this is"}, {"start": 15746.640000000001, "end": 15752.94, "text": " I'm more likely to get shot here single stall bathrooms. I do not count a private bathroom"}, {"start": 15754.800000000001, "end": 15758.04, "text": " Dude, you actually blocked it with your helmet. That's crazy"}, {"start": 15758.04, "end": 15765.400000000001, "text": " A public bathroom to me is implying that there's other people coming and going in the bathroom"}, {"start": 15765.400000000001, "end": 15766.400000000001, "text": " that you are sitting in."}, {"start": 15766.400000000001, "end": 15769.12, "text": " So it's ways you're not counting single stall?"}, {"start": 15769.12, "end": 15770.12, "text": " I do not."}, {"start": 15770.12, "end": 15771.12, "text": " I feel like that's cheating."}, {"start": 15771.12, "end": 15772.12, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 15772.12, "end": 15773.12, "text": " I feel like you come out with this..."}, {"start": 15773.12, "end": 15774.12, "text": " That's a private bathroom."}, {"start": 15774.12, "end": 15776.560000000001, "text": " Like shock value and then you come... then you actually are like, wait a minute."}, {"start": 15776.560000000001, "end": 15777.800000000001, "text": " That is a private bathroom."}, {"start": 15777.800000000001, "end": 15779.0, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 15779.0, "end": 15784.880000000001, "text": " A single private bathroom is... is... that's not... I don't qualify that as a public restroom."}, {"start": 15784.880000000001, "end": 15785.880000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 15785.880000000001, "end": 15787.880000000001, "text": " publicly used"}, {"start": 15787.880000000001, "end": 15789.880000000001, "text": " but i'm talking about a single use"}, {"start": 15789.880000000001, "end": 15791.880000000001, "text": " single use bathroom"}, {"start": 15791.880000000001, "end": 15793.880000000001, "text": " single use bathroom with one person"}, {"start": 15793.880000000001, "end": 15795.880000000001, "text": " allowed at a time"}, {"start": 15795.880000000001, "end": 15797.880000000001, "text": " single use bathroom because it's so stinky"}, {"start": 15797.880000000001, "end": 15799.880000000001, "text": " they fucking twitch it after you're done"}, {"start": 15799.880000000001, "end": 15801.880000000001, "text": " by the way"}, {"start": 15801.880000000001, "end": 15803.880000000001, "text": " i've probably only gone"}, {"start": 15803.880000000001, "end": 15805.880000000001, "text": " number two in a single"}, {"start": 15805.880000000001, "end": 15807.880000000001, "text": " private stall bathroom"}, {"start": 15807.880000000001, "end": 15809.880000000001, "text": " maybe once or twice in my whole life"}, {"start": 15809.880000000001, "end": 15823.52, "text": " I have not what are you scared of I find it to be a vile disgusting fucking thing I can't"}, {"start": 15823.52, "end": 15833.080000000002, "text": " it I couldn't do it I hate it fucking disgusting I will not do it I refuse what's the play"}, {"start": 15833.08, "end": 15837.08, "text": " I think the play is you take the first shot and we just keep running."}, {"start": 15837.08, "end": 15838.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15844.08, "end": 15847.08, "text": " I think I die no matter what if I get hit."}, {"start": 15847.08, "end": 15849.08, "text": " Because it like staggers me."}, {"start": 15853.08, "end": 15855.08, "text": " You just outed yourself with a shut-in?"}, {"start": 15855.08, "end": 15857.08, "text": " Did I've been to thousands of places?"}, {"start": 15857.08, "end": 15859.08, "text": " I love going places. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 15860.08, "end": 15862.08, "text": " Why are you taking a shit every time you leave?"}, {"start": 15862.08, "end": 15865.28, "text": " What do you mean? Why are you going to the bathroom? Why are you shitting every time you leave the house?"}, {"start": 15867.36, "end": 15873.28, "text": " Okay, so you can hold it and yet still you'd rather pay more on an airplane."}, {"start": 15878.72, "end": 15880.96, "text": " Have you ever used an airplane bathroom?"}, {"start": 15880.96, "end": 15883.28, "text": " I have. I have. That was a miracle."}, {"start": 15883.28, "end": 15885.12, "text": " That's a pretty public bathroom."}, {"start": 15886.32, "end": 15887.68, "text": " You didn't say every time."}, {"start": 15892.08, "end": 15902.68, "text": " Now that's between me, the toilet, and God, okay?"}, {"start": 15902.68, "end": 15905.2, "text": " That in between anybody else."}, {"start": 15905.2, "end": 15911.2, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 15911.2, "end": 15913.039999999999, "text": " I think we just have to go on that slide."}, {"start": 15913.039999999999, "end": 15914.039999999999, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 15914.039999999999, "end": 15916.32, "text": " Grab it and pull it back."}, {"start": 15916.32, "end": 15920.039999999999, "text": " I see we can go around it."}, {"start": 15920.039999999999, "end": 15921.039999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15921.04, "end": 15924.300000000001, "text": " I don't know, I was thinking if we could like continue pushing the other car forward."}, {"start": 15924.300000000001, "end": 15926.18, "text": " I think we just have to dodge."}, {"start": 15926.18, "end": 15927.18, "text": " Yeah, just run."}, {"start": 15927.18, "end": 15929.060000000001, "text": " Just stabs left or right when he shoots."}, {"start": 15929.060000000001, "end": 15930.560000000001, "text": " Alright, go."}, {"start": 15936.060000000001, "end": 15937.560000000001, "text": " Okay, success."}, {"start": 15943.18, "end": 15945.68, "text": " Yeah, I have all sort of collides."}, {"start": 15945.68, "end": 15955.16, "text": " I've been lucky enough where I haven't been in public and had something bad happen."}, {"start": 15955.16, "end": 15957.08, "text": " What unbelievable dice rolling that is."}, {"start": 15957.08, "end": 15965.36, "text": " I don't know where we're going."}, {"start": 15965.36, "end": 15967.16, "text": " The Gritches shoot him."}, {"start": 15967.16, "end": 15970.12, "text": " Oh, there's a bazooka."}, {"start": 15970.12, "end": 15977.12, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to run to the house."}, {"start": 15978.800000000001, "end": 15981.800000000001, "text": " Is it in the right spot?"}, {"start": 15984.400000000001, "end": 15991.400000000001, "text": " Oh, I thought we failed, but we're good."}, {"start": 16000.12, "end": 16010.12, "text": " This is really selling me on the idea of child soldiers."}, {"start": 16010.12, "end": 16017.52, "text": " It's the one moral of the theme I think they're trying to push."}, {"start": 16017.52, "end": 16020.12, "text": " I would say we are very effective."}, {"start": 16020.12, "end": 16021.12, "text": " Zombies."}, {"start": 16021.12, "end": 16026.12, "text": " We've done what an entire military has not been able to."}, {"start": 16026.12, "end": 16030.12, "text": " I don't know what we're up against, but we're doing very well."}, {"start": 16030.12, "end": 16055.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16055.12, "end": 16057.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16057.12, "end": 16064.12, "text": " Watch out for the big boom and then we go, maybe we just go."}, {"start": 16064.12, "end": 16069.12, "text": " Okay, enlarge."}, {"start": 16069.12, "end": 16091.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16091.12, "end": 16094.12, "text": " all my God"}, {"start": 16094.12, "end": 16101.12, "text": " Where is the Spider-Man when you need him?"}, {"start": 16101.12, "end": 16109.12, "text": " Oh, it just happens to be in another dimension right now."}, {"start": 16109.12, "end": 16114.12, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 16114.12, "end": 16116.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16116.12, "end": 16123.12, "text": " Bro, you are..."}, {"start": 16123.12, "end": 16139.62, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 16139.62, "end": 16141.160000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16141.160000000002, "end": 16149.5, "text": " You did it, and you're doing Cruise and USA where you tap the gas twice and it went up"}, {"start": 16149.5, "end": 16150.5, "text": " on two wheels."}, {"start": 16150.5, "end": 16156.06, "text": " That is that is very specific. All right. No, I'm missing"}, {"start": 16171.38, "end": 16173.38, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 16173.66, "end": 16178.16, "text": " Are we so we weren't supposed to we got that"}, {"start": 16180.5, "end": 16185.5, "text": " We got it inside of the cockpit or whatever."}, {"start": 16185.5, "end": 16190.5, "text": " Alright, well, we did it."}, {"start": 16190.5, "end": 16195.5, "text": " They gotta give us access to the tank, right?"}, {"start": 16195.5, "end": 16199.5, "text": " By the way, we're gonna get five stars so quickly."}, {"start": 16199.5, "end": 16203.5, "text": " What is going on in this game?"}, {"start": 16203.5, "end": 16206.5, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 16206.5, "end": 16208.5, "text": " It would appear..."}, {"start": 16210.5, "end": 16211.5, "text": " Who is it? Can you shoot it?"}, {"start": 16211.5, "end": 16212.5, "text": " I think it's me shooting."}, {"start": 16212.5, "end": 16214.5, "text": " Okay, yeah, you're the third."}, {"start": 16214.5, "end": 16218.5, "text": " It would appear something is making things reanimate."}, {"start": 16218.5, "end": 16221.5, "text": " They say the dead rise in very class."}, {"start": 16221.5, "end": 16224.5, "text": " And these are the end times."}, {"start": 16226.5, "end": 16229.5, "text": " Oh, this is kind of like Battlefield as well."}, {"start": 16236.5, "end": 16245.94, "text": " Battlefield is one of the most fun games to feel like you're being useful, but you aren't"}, {"start": 16245.94, "end": 16246.94, "text": " doing anything."}, {"start": 16246.94, "end": 16256.44, "text": " People's falling along."}, {"start": 16256.44, "end": 16260.26, "text": " And there's so many people in a Battlefield server that nobody can really be like, um,"}, {"start": 16260.26, "end": 16267.76, "text": " Hey dude, uh, Aniler 5000? You, like, you suck dude."}, {"start": 16267.76, "end": 16271.26, "text": " Nobody, there's like a 5000 people on that attack in the whole attack."}, {"start": 16273.26, "end": 16275.26, "text": " And yet some people still do."}, {"start": 16275.26, "end": 16278.26, "text": " Having recently played Battlefield 2."}, {"start": 16284.26, "end": 16287.26, "text": " People follow all the time, do they?"}, {"start": 16287.26, "end": 16295.26, "text": " You think it were not possible, but they do."}, {"start": 16295.26, "end": 16302.26, "text": " I've been targeted and lost for being shit of a game."}, {"start": 16302.26, "end": 16305.26, "text": " Watch the city flying away."}, {"start": 16305.26, "end": 16309.26, "text": " Okay, but how much, how little do you have to do before somebody cares?"}, {"start": 16309.26, "end": 16311.26, "text": " What's the threshold?"}, {"start": 16311.26, "end": 16317.26, "text": " You just have to be like in their squad and then like prevent them from being able to spawn where they want one time."}, {"start": 16320.26, "end": 16326.26, "text": " The instant they're slightly inconvenienced, it's all your fault."}, {"start": 16329.26, "end": 16330.26, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16336.26, "end": 16338.26, "text": " Battlefield 1 is the only good Battlefield?"}, {"start": 16338.26, "end": 16343.26, "text": " Excuse me, Battlefield Heroes has entered the room."}, {"start": 16348.26, "end": 16350.26, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 16353.26, "end": 16357.26, "text": " Dude, he killed us instantly. He just crushed us like a soda can."}, {"start": 16357.26, "end": 16359.26, "text": " Also, you have bad company too, it's sick."}, {"start": 16368.26, "end": 16373.26, "text": " I missed that one there. I think it hurts."}, {"start": 16373.26, "end": 16378.26, "text": " That'll kill you. I can't drive back."}, {"start": 16378.26, "end": 16383.26, "text": " It looked like a Fortnite battle field. It was weird."}, {"start": 16383.26, "end": 16388.260000000002, "text": " It was like a live service thing they tried."}, {"start": 16388.260000000002, "end": 16398.260000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16398.260000000002, "end": 16414.260000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16414.260000000002, "end": 16424.260000000002, "text": " I'm just imagining your tiny car is loading in front of these egg-land pilots on the face"}, {"start": 16424.260000000002, "end": 16426.260000000002, "text": " of all the stuff you couldn't do before."}, {"start": 16426.260000000002, "end": 16428.260000000002, "text": " You know, that's true."}, {"start": 16428.260000000002, "end": 16430.260000000002, "text": " We're loading."}, {"start": 16430.260000000002, "end": 16432.260000000002, "text": " Loading, loading, fire."}, {"start": 16432.260000000002, "end": 16434.260000000002, "text": " Loading, loading, fire."}, {"start": 16434.260000000002, "end": 16436.260000000002, "text": " Like there's no way."}, {"start": 16444.260000000002, "end": 16451.260000000002, "text": " like an unknown tank crew is 17 people"}, {"start": 16470.260000000002, "end": 16473.260000000002, "text": " oh fuck that was cool"}, {"start": 16474.260000000002, "end": 16484.260000000002, "text": " It seems our heroes have found their way to the bow."}, {"start": 16484.260000000002, "end": 16490.260000000002, "text": " That was loud in my headset."}, {"start": 16490.260000000002, "end": 16495.260000000002, "text": " Am I back to default?"}, {"start": 16495.260000000002, "end": 16498.260000000002, "text": " We're back to default sacks."}, {"start": 16498.260000000002, "end": 16501.260000000002, "text": " The tank ate our hats."}, {"start": 16501.260000000002, "end": 16511.260000000002, "text": " I wonder if that's the end of that lamb enemy."}, {"start": 16511.260000000002, "end": 16514.260000000002, "text": " I think that might be the end."}, {"start": 16514.260000000002, "end": 16517.260000000002, "text": " Oh, Julie."}, {"start": 16517.260000000002, "end": 16519.260000000002, "text": " Julie's not even gonna die."}, {"start": 16519.260000000002, "end": 16524.260000000002, "text": " It's just me."}, {"start": 16524.260000000002, "end": 16528.260000000002, "text": " No, this is me."}, {"start": 16528.260000000002, "end": 16530.260000000002, "text": " What do you see right now?"}, {"start": 16530.260000000002, "end": 16532.260000000002, "text": " I'm watching you run."}, {"start": 16536.260000000002, "end": 16538.260000000002, "text": " All the openings on there."}, {"start": 16551.260000000002, "end": 16553.260000000002, "text": " Where the fuck?"}, {"start": 16560.260000000002, "end": 16562.260000000002, "text": " What are you turning into?"}, {"start": 16569.86, "end": 16571.86, "text": " A fractal."}, {"start": 16574.100000000002, "end": 16576.100000000002, "text": " A cramp."}, {"start": 16576.100000000002, "end": 16576.980000000003, "text": " Well, cramps."}, {"start": 16576.980000000003, "end": 16578.980000000003, "text": " Did he play everything as crap?"}, {"start": 16578.980000000003, "end": 16580.980000000003, "text": " I did. I did the exact same thing you did."}, {"start": 16580.980000000003, "end": 16582.980000000003, "text": " Did he?"}, {"start": 16582.980000000003, "end": 16584.980000000003, "text": " He did."}, {"start": 16590.260000000002, "end": 16592.260000000002, "text": " Did you play the frog snow game?"}, {"start": 16592.260000000002, "end": 16593.260000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 16593.260000000002, "end": 16594.260000000002, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 16594.260000000002, "end": 16596.260000000002, "text": " And then she plays how it actually life."}, {"start": 16596.260000000002, "end": 16597.260000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 16597.260000000002, "end": 16598.260000000002, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16598.260000000002, "end": 16599.260000000002, "text": " We really are."}, {"start": 16599.260000000002, "end": 16601.260000000002, "text": " We really are the same brain."}, {"start": 16609.260000000002, "end": 16612.260000000002, "text": " And then we both played re-animal on the same day that's crazy."}, {"start": 16612.260000000002, "end": 16614.260000000002, "text": " He stream-mog you."}, {"start": 16614.260000000002, "end": 16615.260000000002, "text": " Do you stream-mog me?"}, {"start": 16615.260000000002, "end": 16616.260000000002, "text": " Is that what this was about?"}, {"start": 16616.260000000002, "end": 16617.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I did."}, {"start": 16617.260000000002, "end": 16621.420000000002, "text": " I did because I absolutely crushed it in the crab game."}, {"start": 16621.420000000002, "end": 16627.260000000002, "text": " I watched your mobile game out of it, and I was like, I need to do better."}, {"start": 16627.260000000002, "end": 16629.260000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16629.260000000002, "end": 16630.54, "text": " What about the frog game?"}, {"start": 16630.54, "end": 16632.940000000002, "text": " Do you like the frog game?"}, {"start": 16632.940000000002, "end": 16634.660000000003, "text": " Yeah, I did."}, {"start": 16634.660000000003, "end": 16637.86, "text": " I think you also lost once in the frog game."}, {"start": 16637.86, "end": 16640.340000000004, "text": " You think so?"}, {"start": 16640.340000000004, "end": 16641.22, "text": " What am I doing here?"}, {"start": 16641.22, "end": 16645.300000000003, "text": " Am I just saying this thing's call?"}, {"start": 16645.3, "end": 16647.3, "text": " Oh, I thought you were going to go on the phone!"}, {"start": 16647.3, "end": 16649.3, "text": " We're in a call!"}, {"start": 16659.3, "end": 16661.3, "text": " That's me doing those pulses."}, {"start": 16672.3, "end": 16674.3, "text": " Is it actually you doing it?"}, {"start": 16674.3, "end": 16680.02, "text": " Yeah, what one right now? Oh, I can't anymore awkward it's all of our friends"}, {"start": 16683.94, "end": 16685.94, "text": " Okay, you can't fall down in here"}, {"start": 16696.26, "end": 16698.26, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16698.260000000002, "end": 16705.260000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 16705.260000000002, "end": 16712.260000000002, "text": " Grab it."}, {"start": 16728.260000000002, "end": 16735.260000000002, "text": " Again, Thoros in the game."}, {"start": 16758.260000000002, "end": 16762.260000000002, "text": " Well, it's your turn to... for me to do the pulse for you."}, {"start": 16767.260000000002, "end": 16769.260000000002, "text": " Why am I dragging?"}, {"start": 16770.760000000002, "end": 16773.260000000002, "text": " Is that me? It is me."}, {"start": 16777.260000000002, "end": 16779.260000000002, "text": " Is it? I think so. Yeah."}, {"start": 16781.260000000002, "end": 16784.260000000002, "text": " You don't want to be dragged? You seem upset by this."}, {"start": 16784.260000000002, "end": 16791.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to dump you in the well."}, {"start": 16814.260000000002, "end": 16816.260000000002, "text": " What are you doing with the fuck?"}, {"start": 16816.260000000002, "end": 16818.260000000002, "text": " Think of the sack and press me."}, {"start": 16820.260000000002, "end": 16822.260000000002, "text": " You all were evil the whole time."}, {"start": 16834.260000000002, "end": 16836.260000000002, "text": " What, you got that dog in there?"}, {"start": 16840.260000000002, "end": 16842.260000000002, "text": " Oh god, here come all the lamb people."}, {"start": 16844.260000000002, "end": 16871.340000000004, "text": " We're not daring heroin escape from, from sighting the new grave."}, {"start": 16871.34, "end": 16874.34, "text": " Going down seems we all fall sometimes."}, {"start": 16877.34, "end": 16879.34, "text": " This is not the end of her story, though."}, {"start": 16880.34, "end": 16882.34, "text": " It's back to its own at the beginning."}, {"start": 16883.34, "end": 16885.34, "text": " Join us next week."}, {"start": 16901.34, "end": 16929.36, "text": " Did you skip?"}, {"start": 16929.36, "end": 16937.68, "text": " by other player all right what do you thoughts um my thoughts are i have to ponder what the heck"}, {"start": 16937.68, "end": 16949.04, "text": " just happened i enjoyed the game the gameplay very cool scenes i very much loved the pigs"}, {"start": 16949.04, "end": 16954.96, "text": " and the birds that all flew into the ground at us very great environments very good game"}, {"start": 16954.96, "end": 16958.399999999998, "text": " What happened? I don't know. Apparently there's going to be more um..."}, {"start": 16960.079999999998, "end": 16964.879999999997, "text": " They did a really weird thing with this game where they made it obnoxiously expensive and are"}, {"start": 16964.879999999997, "end": 16970.399999999998, "text": " also selling a season pass for like future content. So I think they're supposed to be more."}, {"start": 16974.239999999998, "end": 16978.559999999998, "text": " I thought it was good. I thought it was fun. I thought it was scary."}, {"start": 16978.56, "end": 16983.960000000003, "text": " Um, DLC for the game?"}, {"start": 16983.960000000003, "end": 16990.72, "text": " I wonder what the price point for the DLC would be if it was, you know, obviously priced?"}, {"start": 16990.72, "end": 16992.4, "text": " I think it's already there on the Steam page."}, {"start": 16992.4, "end": 16993.4, "text": " Is it already there?"}, {"start": 16993.4, "end": 16996.280000000002, "text": " Before it exists kind of thing, yeah."}, {"start": 16996.280000000002, "end": 17001.640000000003, "text": " They have like a season pass for a game like this is odd."}, {"start": 17001.640000000003, "end": 17006.800000000003, "text": " Unless they're making content for this game for like years?"}, {"start": 17006.800000000003, "end": 17007.800000000003, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 17007.8, "end": 17015.46, "text": " idea I think they were doing like planning multiple like a few expansions DLC type"}, {"start": 17015.46, "end": 17021.579999999998, "text": " there's no season pass there's nothing on steam"}, {"start": 17021.579999999998, "end": 17032.2, "text": " I don't know I'm also like not seeing the credits right now it's just the black"}, {"start": 17032.2, "end": 17035.079999999998, "text": " shit I was gonna say I thought it was happening on your screen that's why I"}, {"start": 17035.08, "end": 17045.88, "text": " didn't say anything. I think we like it totally interrupted it. Three more chapters on this"}, {"start": 17045.88, "end": 17054.04, "text": " theme page for $25. I haven't played the other the Little Nightmare games. I really did like"}, {"start": 17054.04, "end": 17063.84, "text": " this one. Little Nightmares is good. I liked it. Season Pass is $25 if you don't copy"}, {"start": 17063.84, "end": 17070.24, "text": " on going sale. So the whole thing with the season pass with everything would be like"}, {"start": 17070.24, "end": 17073.44, "text": " $75."}, {"start": 17073.44, "end": 17083.2, "text": " Yeah, besides, besides whatever is going on with that really good game."}, {"start": 17083.2, "end": 17088.56, "text": " Yeah, I mean, it's close to content for me and inside was great."}, {"start": 17088.56, "end": 17092.64, "text": " The content was very good. I think the actual environments were cool. I think the monsters"}, {"start": 17092.64, "end": 17099.64, "text": " There was a lot of like really cool monster scenes."}, {"start": 17099.64, "end": 17102.64, "text": " And it was great that we got to play with the poke and all our friends."}, {"start": 17102.64, "end": 17109.64, "text": " It is a little short, I will say. I think that's it was a little short."}, {"start": 17109.64, "end": 17119.64, "text": " Judging by we did the thing where like the two streamers play the game and they spend an hour of it kind of just being dickheads."}, {"start": 17119.64, "end": 17122.76, "text": " Yeah, we exclude the length and the price, it's like a nine out of 10 for me."}, {"start": 17123.72, "end": 17126.04, "text": " Now, I mean, the content wise, I think the game is like very good."}, {"start": 17137.88, "end": 17139.239999999998, "text": " My name is Stir."}, {"start": 17140.96, "end": 17142.52, "text": " It should have been like 15 bucks."}, {"start": 17142.6, "end": 17144.76, "text": " I don't know, 15."}, {"start": 17145.96, "end": 17146.48, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 17146.48, "end": 17149.0, "text": " I think that there's, it was very well made."}, {"start": 17149.64, "end": 17152.64, "text": " I think similar things are 15"}, {"start": 17152.64, "end": 17156.64, "text": " I could see like a economy"}, {"start": 17156.64, "end": 17160.64, "text": " I could see like a like a 19 I could see like a 25"}, {"start": 17160.64, "end": 17165.64, "text": " I think it's on sale right now"}, {"start": 17165.64, "end": 17167.64, "text": " for about that"}, {"start": 17167.64, "end": 17173.64, "text": " the friends pass is free so technically would be 20 bucks"}, {"start": 17173.64, "end": 17176.64, "text": " between two people okay well that makes it a little"}, {"start": 17176.64, "end": 17185.52, "text": " little nice little better. So you can just buy one. Yeah, inside is actually 25"}, {"start": 17185.52, "end": 17186.32, "text": " dollars."}, {"start": 17194.2, "end": 17196.52, "text": " The story's whole game was a vague post."}, {"start": 17199.6, "end": 17204.64, "text": " I mean, I think either way, I'm intrigued to play the other stuff when it"}, {"start": 17204.64, "end": 17205.2, "text": " comes out."}, {"start": 17206.64, "end": 17211.64, "text": " Yeah, I would do it."}, {"start": 17211.64, "end": 17213.64, "text": " Yeah, I would do it."}, {"start": 17213.64, "end": 17217.64, "text": " I would do it."}, {"start": 17217.64, "end": 17230.64, "text": " I mean, it was a quality experience. I mean, the, the care was obviously put into it as a game and it's fun to, like, sir, said it's fun to play a game with a buddy."}, {"start": 17230.64, "end": 17232.64, "text": " Can I please play some more Hello Neighbor?"}, {"start": 17232.64, "end": 17236.64, "text": " I will play Hello Neighbor again after Sturbe beats level 1."}, {"start": 17236.64, "end": 17239.64, "text": " He has to beat the whole thing though. Like get to the end of the first chapter."}, {"start": 17242.64, "end": 17246.64, "text": " I'll do that when he plays Jade Kuku."}, {"start": 17246.64, "end": 17248.64, "text": " I knew you were going to say that."}, {"start": 17251.64, "end": 17253.64, "text": " And you don't have to beat it, you just have to play it until you're like,"}, {"start": 17253.64, "end": 17255.64, "text": " nah this sucks so you can close it."}, {"start": 17256.64, "end": 17258.64, "text": " But I don't think that will happen."}, {"start": 17258.64, "end": 17267.92, "text": " All right, what do you think would happen first you getting to the end of the game the video game the whole thing of hello neighbor"}, {"start": 17268.8, "end": 17275.16, "text": " I'm me playing jade cocoon for three hours first of all. I thought hello neighbor was a multiplayer only game"}, {"start": 17276.32, "end": 17280.32, "text": " You're thinking of the multitude of random spin-offs that that game is probably had"}, {"start": 17284.079999999998, "end": 17287.92, "text": " Yeah, that game I think has a multiplayer game"}, {"start": 17288.64, "end": 17297.48, "text": " that's secret neighbor is a battle royale secret neighbor secret neighbor is the one"}, {"start": 17297.48, "end": 17304.76, "text": " you're thinking of oh then yeah no pop open jade cocoon and I'll pop open hello neighbor"}, {"start": 17304.76, "end": 17306.76, "text": " should we get the boys together and play secret neighbor"}, {"start": 17306.76, "end": 17315.0, "text": " dude it's get out you laugh or people dude it's guaranteed to have like five times your"}, {"start": 17315.0, "end": 17318.0, "text": " view count. I believe it."}, {"start": 17318.24, "end": 17323.28, "text": " Do I played Hello Neighbor as a joke and I gained like 7000"}, {"start": 17323.28, "end": 17325.4, "text": " concurrent viewers. I thought I was going to lose."}, {"start": 17329.0, "end": 17331.24, "text": " I genuinely thought I was going to lose like fucking 10,000"}, {"start": 17331.24, "end": 17331.56, "text": " people."}, {"start": 17334.0, "end": 17335.32, "text": " I don't know why you would think that."}, {"start": 17336.64, "end": 17336.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17336.88, "end": 17339.88, "text": " Because it was a totally different game than it actually is."}, {"start": 17339.96, "end": 17343.12, "text": " I thought everybody thought it was like a lame old meme kind of"}, {"start": 17343.12, "end": 17346.98, "text": " Like, oh, whatever, I guess I was wrong."}, {"start": 17349.92, "end": 17350.879999999997, "text": " Out of touch."}, {"start": 17352.219999999998, "end": 17354.52, "text": " Well, isn't one of the newer ones actually like,"}, {"start": 17356.0, "end": 17358.0, "text": " kind of a cash grab?"}, {"start": 17358.0, "end": 17358.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17360.52, "end": 17361.98, "text": " Secret neighbor."}, {"start": 17366.039999999997, "end": 17368.2, "text": " They all were, okay."}, {"start": 17368.2, "end": 17369.879999999997, "text": " People were probably just really confused"}, {"start": 17369.879999999997, "end": 17372.539999999997, "text": " to see the category on the front page of Twitch."}, {"start": 17373.12, "end": 17382.039999999997, "text": " That would I you know that would get a click for me if I say okay if I saw that like you know like Vinny or you or like"}, {"start": 17382.039999999997, "end": 17387.78, "text": " I don't like moon moon or like northern lion or like squeaks if I if I say they play in Hello Neighbor"}, {"start": 17387.78, "end": 17394.879999999997, "text": " and be like what the fuck is they what is he doing I'm gonna click on that stream that is a guaranteed click no matter what"}, {"start": 17394.88, "end": 17398.88, "text": " It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing."}, {"start": 17398.88, "end": 17404.08, "text": " So I guess that is, that does make sense."}, {"start": 17404.08, "end": 17409.16, "text": " Hello Neighbor on 3 on Steam coming is like not out yet."}, {"start": 17409.16, "end": 17411.32, "text": " Kind of looks like a completely different game"}, {"start": 17411.32, "end": 17413.56, "text": " and kind of looks crazy."}, {"start": 17413.56, "end": 17415.280000000002, "text": " I don't know what the story there is either."}, {"start": 17415.280000000002, "end": 17419.04, "text": " I'm not, I don't know anything about the Neighborverse."}, {"start": 17419.04, "end": 17419.68, "text": " Neither do I."}, {"start": 17419.68, "end": 17424.32, "text": " I just know it pops up in my YouTube feed and I try to,"}, {"start": 17424.32, "end": 17426.98, "text": " I told you my YouTube feed is a cooked egg dude."}, {"start": 17428.28, "end": 17431.76, "text": " I get hello neighbor lore videos sometimes."}, {"start": 17431.76, "end": 17434.88, "text": " I've seen those pop up though, like people are really into it."}, {"start": 17436.46, "end": 17439.26, "text": " What's the neighbor up to? I don't know."}, {"start": 17439.26, "end": 17442.239999999998, "text": " He's, I don't know. He's crazy."}, {"start": 17444.12, "end": 17445.76, "text": " All right, should we go over and say hello?"}, {"start": 17445.76, "end": 17447.92, "text": " No, I'll talk to you later."}, {"start": 17447.92, "end": 17449.96, "text": " That's fine. Good to see you again, obviously."}, {"start": 17449.96, "end": 17453.84, "text": " I think, I don't know if we're planning on a horsemen thing"}, {"start": 17453.84, "end": 17456.9, "text": " this common week, maybe not, but."}, {"start": 17456.9, "end": 17461.94, "text": " Y'all, I'll put out the pendules and see the vibes, maybe on Thursday, if we have a"}, {"start": 17461.94, "end": 17465.14, "text": " game to play, because I don't know if we have anything lined up unless you were going to"}, {"start": 17465.14, "end": 17467.26, "text": " finally do the World of Warcraft stuff."}, {"start": 17467.26, "end": 17468.26, "text": " Y'all, you will play World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 17468.26, "end": 17469.86, "text": " You heard here, you must play World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 17469.86, "end": 17470.86, "text": " Not World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 17470.86, "end": 17471.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17471.86, "end": 17472.86, "text": " The actual land of Warcraft."}, {"start": 17472.86, "end": 17473.86, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 17473.86, "end": 17474.86, "text": " Yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 17474.86, "end": 17475.86, "text": " That sounds awesome."}, {"start": 17475.86, "end": 17476.86, "text": " Yeah, absolutely."}, {"start": 17476.86, "end": 17479.94, "text": " He said it, I'm saying, guess what you said."}, {"start": 17479.94, "end": 17481.02, "text": " You asked me."}, {"start": 17481.02, "end": 17482.02, "text": " It's on video."}, {"start": 17482.02, "end": 17485.28, "text": " this like thousands of witnesses. I'm good."}, {"start": 17485.28, "end": 17487.600000000002, "text": " Yeah. On Thursday, we're all going to do a raid."}, {"start": 17489.64, "end": 17493.68, "text": " All right. I'll I'll start to get more crafty kind of situated."}, {"start": 17493.68, "end": 17496.3, "text": " I'm going to look at Vinnie's character and get him to"}, {"start": 17498.14, "end": 17500.32, "text": " Eisenhower. I don't know. Whatever."}, {"start": 17501.98, "end": 17504.68, "text": " All right. Goodbye. Say a letter. Thanks for playing, dude. Good to see you."}, {"start": 17504.68, "end": 17506.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17511.1, "end": 17513.6, "text": " All right, that was re-animal"}, {"start": 17517.04, "end": 17519.04, "text": " It was"}, {"start": 17522.0, "end": 17527.64, "text": " He was fucking dog shit. No, I'm kidding. I'm tell I'm kidding. There's a joke. I'm fucking around"}, {"start": 17534.68, "end": 17538.68, "text": " I'm kidding. It was very good."}, {"start": 17538.68, "end": 17542.68, "text": " Was it cute?"}, {"start": 17542.68, "end": 17546.68, "text": " No, that's how you know I'm just actually kidding around. Please, I'm kidding."}, {"start": 17546.68, "end": 17550.68, "text": " Please, please!"}, {"start": 17550.68, "end": 17554.68, "text": " Alright, we're going to check in on the island for 10 minutes,"}, {"start": 17554.68, "end": 17558.68, "text": " and then that's it. I'm out of here."}, {"start": 17558.68, "end": 17562.68, "text": " Alright, we're going to check in on the island for 10 minutes,"}, {"start": 17562.68, "end": 17569.68, "text": " And that's it. I'm out of here."}, {"start": 17569.68, "end": 17578.420000000002, "text": " Dude, is there any better way to say that I think calling something dog shit is probably"}, {"start": 17578.420000000002, "end": 17583.760000000002, "text": " the best way to describe anything bad?"}, {"start": 17583.760000000002, "end": 17599.52, "text": " hits so hard. It's kind of a mic drop. Yeah, you don't have to say anything else after that."}, {"start": 17601.600000000002, "end": 17607.36, "text": " Everybody knows what you mean by that. And there's almost no rebuttal either."}, {"start": 17607.36, "end": 17614.84, "text": " because did you say man that thing was dog shit what why do you what what do"}, {"start": 17614.84, "end": 17619.84, "text": " you mean why it's like do I not to say anything dude name's dog shit like oh"}, {"start": 17619.84, "end": 17624.440000000002, "text": " fuck I can't I'm not gonna get anything out of you but that"}, {"start": 17624.44, "end": 17634.44, "text": " Now, that was good."}, {"start": 17634.44, "end": 17635.44, "text": " I liked it."}, {"start": 17635.44, "end": 17636.44, "text": " Maybe we'll play the DLC."}, {"start": 17636.44, "end": 17637.44, "text": " It was cool."}, {"start": 17637.44, "end": 17639.64, "text": " It was kind of creepy."}, {"start": 17639.64, "end": 17641.28, "text": " It was really artistically well made."}, {"start": 17641.28, "end": 17646.64, "text": " It was a very cool game."}, {"start": 17646.64, "end": 17651.44, "text": " By the way, we're actually only going to be here for about 20 minutes."}, {"start": 17651.44, "end": 17655.44, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 17655.44, "end": 17659.44, "text": " Hashbrowns."}, {"start": 17659.44, "end": 17663.44, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 17663.44, "end": 17667.44, "text": " I wish."}, {"start": 17667.44, "end": 17671.44, "text": " Welcome in."}, {"start": 17671.44, "end": 17675.44, "text": " I gotta buy all this stuff."}, {"start": 17675.44, "end": 17679.44, "text": " Resets every day."}, {"start": 17679.44, "end": 17696.399999999998, "text": " cool okay I got the man cave thanks a bunch be sure to stop by again tomorrow"}, {"start": 17700.399999999998, "end": 17705.68, "text": " spy everything oh goodness"}, {"start": 17709.44, "end": 17716.44, "text": " Well, there's a void of a tall's new outfit."}, {"start": 17716.44, "end": 17721.44, "text": " Feeding Perkman?"}, {"start": 17721.44, "end": 17727.44, "text": " He already has this."}, {"start": 17727.44, "end": 17734.44, "text": " Oh, I like that."}, {"start": 17739.44, "end": 17746.44, "text": " Egg."}, {"start": 17746.44, "end": 17753.44, "text": " Cool hat."}, {"start": 17753.44, "end": 17755.44, "text": " Wings."}, {"start": 17755.44, "end": 17758.44, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 17758.44, "end": 17762.44, "text": " Glasses."}, {"start": 17762.44, "end": 17764.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17764.44, "end": 17769.44, "text": " Ah, where is he? I'm giving it to him. That's exactly what he needs to wear."}, {"start": 17769.44, "end": 17775.44, "text": " Um... Oh, what do you need?"}, {"start": 17779.44, "end": 17781.44, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 17782.44, "end": 17786.44, "text": " Derma is dog shit, I said it. Hey."}, {"start": 17790.44, "end": 17793.44, "text": " Give that to Teen Stooge? No."}, {"start": 17794.44, "end": 17800.44, "text": " How many best friends do you have, Big J?"}, {"start": 17800.44, "end": 17802.44, "text": " I'm so jealous."}, {"start": 17802.44, "end": 17806.44, "text": " Why don't you introduce them to me sometime?"}, {"start": 17806.44, "end": 17808.44, "text": " It needs a different- it needs different clothes."}, {"start": 17808.44, "end": 17810.44, "text": " Different pants."}, {"start": 17814.44, "end": 17816.44, "text": " Pumpkin pants?"}, {"start": 17824.44, "end": 17828.44, "text": " He needs to meet the bottom of the ocean."}, {"start": 17828.44, "end": 17833.44, "text": " You mean in a full scoop out it? That's what you mean if what you're saying."}, {"start": 17833.44, "end": 17837.44, "text": " You mean in a submarine? Oh wow, that's so interesting if you've said that."}, {"start": 17837.44, "end": 17841.44, "text": " So kind of you to think of a fun thing for him to do for an activity."}, {"start": 17841.44, "end": 17844.44, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 17849.44, "end": 17853.44, "text": " I don't know where, what is he doing back there?"}, {"start": 17854.44, "end": 17864.44, "text": " Alright, I'm just clearing the queue and that's it."}, {"start": 17864.44, "end": 17865.44, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 17865.44, "end": 17866.44, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 17866.44, "end": 17867.44, "text": " Haven't seen you around here before."}, {"start": 17867.44, "end": 17868.44, "text": " I go by Chester Cheetah."}, {"start": 17868.44, "end": 17869.44, "text": " You're Chester Cheetah?"}, {"start": 17869.44, "end": 17870.44, "text": " I'm void of the doll."}, {"start": 17870.44, "end": 17871.44, "text": " What, does he have a sword?"}, {"start": 17871.44, "end": 17872.44, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 17872.44, "end": 17878.44, "text": " You're Chester Cheetah? I'm void of the doll."}, {"start": 17882.44, "end": 17884.44, "text": " What does he have a sword? Why not?"}, {"start": 17884.44, "end": 17892.44, "text": " So believe what you are when you think about me."}, {"start": 17897.64, "end": 17906.44, "text": " We need a movie of crazy ad. You know, you're kind of right."}, {"start": 17906.44, "end": 17923.579999999998, "text": " dollhouse story yeah so I'm not gonna share that many details about this one"}, {"start": 17923.579999999998, "end": 17931.26, "text": " I will give you I'll give you a snippet there was a time after dollhouse like a"}, {"start": 17931.260000000002, "end": 17938.600000000002, "text": " couple of years after Dollhouse where I was there was an idea to maybe do a"}, {"start": 17938.600000000002, "end": 17943.600000000002, "text": " Dollhouse too. I didn't really want to do Dollhouse too. I told you like the reason"}, {"start": 17943.600000000002, "end": 17947.08, "text": " I even brought this up in the first place. I never really wanted to do one"}, {"start": 17947.08, "end": 17951.320000000003, "text": " because it's like I already did it. It would have to be something wildly"}, {"start": 17951.320000000003, "end": 17957.06, "text": " different and lo and behold there was an opportunity for me to have a second"}, {"start": 17957.06, "end": 17965.22, "text": " dollhouse and this would not be my dollhouse it was gonna be the Minions"}, {"start": 17965.22, "end": 17975.780000000002, "text": " dollhouse to do a giant promotional thing for the Minions movie and it didn't"}, {"start": 17975.780000000002, "end": 17980.5, "text": " happen that I just know wasn't gonna work"}, {"start": 17987.06, "end": 17995.66, "text": " It was going to be this big thing where I was going to be like, I don't know, in the house"}, {"start": 17995.66, "end": 17998.460000000003, "text": " and there was going to be other minions we're going to show up."}, {"start": 17998.460000000003, "end": 18002.940000000002, "text": " There was possibilities that some of the actors were going to potentially show up too that"}, {"start": 18002.940000000002, "end": 18004.940000000002, "text": " were in the movie."}, {"start": 18004.940000000002, "end": 18015.780000000002, "text": " But I just, it fell apart for many different reasons."}, {"start": 18015.78, "end": 18032.26, "text": " That happened in the super crew's timeline."}, {"start": 18032.260000000002, "end": 18035.460000000003, "text": " An exciting way to travel destination is now available."}, {"start": 18036.960000000003, "end": 18041.460000000003, "text": " A Mediterranean tourist now available for a travel ticket is at the Wishing Fountain."}, {"start": 18041.960000000003, "end": 18044.260000000002, "text": " Size of relief for the neighborhood throughout the island."}, {"start": 18044.460000000003, "end": 18046.660000000003, "text": " And one resident has quoted as saying,"}, {"start": 18046.760000000002, "end": 18049.260000000002, "text": " I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon."}, {"start": 18049.86, "end": 18051.56, "text": " I could really use me a long time."}, {"start": 18051.56, "end": 18052.36, "text": " The idea was like,"}, {"start": 18052.36, "end": 18053.56, "text": " It looks like a wish."}, {"start": 18053.56, "end": 18055.06, "text": " If I was gonna do it, I wanted to be huge."}, {"start": 18055.06, "end": 18056.960000000003, "text": " Since someone can leave immediately."}, {"start": 18057.56, "end": 18059.960000000003, "text": " Stop by the Wishing Fountain to learn more."}, {"start": 18059.96, "end": 18061.96, "text": " Thanks for watching!"}, {"start": 18061.96, "end": 18063.96, "text": " I miss picking you up again!"}, {"start": 18063.96, "end": 18065.96, "text": " Thank god it didn't work out!"}, {"start": 18065.96, "end": 18069.96, "text": " I fought back and forth for a long time, but..."}, {"start": 18069.96, "end": 18071.96, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 18071.96, "end": 18073.96, "text": " Because that- that does is so..."}, {"start": 18073.96, "end": 18077.96, "text": " It's just so, like, important to me, both mentally and physically."}, {"start": 18077.96, "end": 18079.96, "text": " Right? Like..."}, {"start": 18079.96, "end": 18085.96, "text": " I- I fought with it for a long time, but could we do it for a certain amount of money?"}, {"start": 18085.96, "end": 18089.399999999998, "text": " But I was like, you know what, if I'm going to do it, I would want to go all in and just"}, {"start": 18089.399999999998, "end": 18092.76, "text": " go outrageous with it."}, {"start": 18092.76, "end": 18098.04, "text": " But I just kind of, it fell apart, I just, it didn't work out."}, {"start": 18098.04, "end": 18106.16, "text": " Because it was going to be just be like a giant promotional event for the Minions movie."}, {"start": 18106.16, "end": 18110.28, "text": " And I think I don't think I've said it, I don't think I've ever watched any of the Minions"}, {"start": 18110.28, "end": 18111.28, "text": " movies."}, {"start": 18111.28, "end": 18118.28, "text": " If I was a huge Minions fan I was like oh my god where are the Minions at right now?"}, {"start": 18118.28, "end": 18124.28, "text": " Hey, try to guess what I'm thinking."}, {"start": 18124.28, "end": 18128.28, "text": " Oh, I don't know. What could be?"}, {"start": 18128.28, "end": 18133.28, "text": " It's that? I love you, Jeremy."}, {"start": 18133.28, "end": 18140.28, "text": " Oh, really? I don't really think the particular way about you, Miss Piggy."}, {"start": 18140.28, "end": 18142.28, "text": " Hold up! Now make a minion leap."}, {"start": 18142.28, "end": 18145.28, "text": " Did I just get rejected during my own practice run?"}, {"start": 18150.28, "end": 18156.28, "text": " The really interesting thing, they were cool. They were all about making it fun."}, {"start": 18157.28, "end": 18159.28, "text": " Creatively doing something fun with it."}, {"start": 18160.28, "end": 18165.28, "text": " But there was like five different bullet points as to why I just wasn't going to do it."}, {"start": 18170.28, "end": 18181.399999999998, "text": " It's weird. I feel so relaxed when we're together. It's life. I could say anything and just be myself, you know."}, {"start": 18181.399999999998, "end": 18183.64, "text": " Uh, name one? Well, I named two."}, {"start": 18183.64, "end": 18185.64, "text": " Huh. I was going to say..."}, {"start": 18185.64, "end": 18188.36, "text": " If it was awful, then it would have..."}, {"start": 18188.36, "end": 18190.12, "text": " ...it would have nervous to me."}, {"start": 18190.12, "end": 18193.64, "text": " It would have absolutely tarnished everything that I love about the first one."}, {"start": 18195.48, "end": 18198.6, "text": " And it would have been like a bad stamp on that whole thing for me."}, {"start": 18198.600000000002, "end": 18203.600000000002, "text": " No. My cheek is broken."}, {"start": 18203.600000000002, "end": 18209.600000000002, "text": " Oh. Well, okay."}, {"start": 18209.600000000002, "end": 18221.600000000002, "text": " Oh, okay. So about the news. That debate about Snake Eater really got the old knockin' going, didn't it?"}, {"start": 18221.600000000002, "end": 18223.600000000002, "text": " Bad spin-off sequel is a rite of passage."}, {"start": 18223.600000000002, "end": 18226.600000000002, "text": " Yeah. I'm not really following news about that."}, {"start": 18226.600000000002, "end": 18229.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I thought about that angle, too."}, {"start": 18229.760000000002, "end": 18231.56, "text": " So glad I brought it up."}, {"start": 18238.960000000003, "end": 18244.160000000003, "text": " And also with like a huge international brand like that."}, {"start": 18247.260000000002, "end": 18248.260000000002, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 18248.260000000002, "end": 18251.260000000002, "text": " They could have been opportunity for, I don't know, you got to be."}, {"start": 18252.06, "end": 18255.06, "text": " Can the subject matter and material of that stream"}, {"start": 18255.06, "end": 18262.98, "text": " be anything remotely what it could have been? They're the Minions guys. This movie's not rated R."}, {"start": 18271.460000000003, "end": 18274.58, "text": " I don't know Mario, it's just I was like kind of practicing martial arts outside."}, {"start": 18285.06, "end": 18298.7, "text": " They're both, I mean, look at this, they're both like, staring at each other, we'll do"}, {"start": 18298.7, "end": 18299.7, "text": " something."}, {"start": 18299.7, "end": 18310.98, "text": " Good evening, Chester Cheetah."}, {"start": 18310.98, "end": 18312.98, "text": " Do you feel like talking about?"}, {"start": 18314.98, "end": 18316.98, "text": " A vintage dig dug cabinet?"}, {"start": 18318.98, "end": 18322.98, "text": " Sure. But let me ask you this."}, {"start": 18322.98, "end": 18326.98, "text": " Let's say you're offered a large vintage dig dug cabinet"}, {"start": 18326.98, "end": 18329.98, "text": " where a small vintage dig dug cabinet"}, {"start": 18329.98, "end": 18332.98, "text": " Grow the island's dictionary, they keep talking about the same shit."}, {"start": 18332.98, "end": 18334.98, "text": " H-T-H-E-T-E-S"}, {"start": 18334.98, "end": 18335.98, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 18335.98, "end": 18341.579999999998, "text": " You know, a teeny-tiny vintage dig-dug cabinet just feels right to me, and I grab a lot of them."}, {"start": 18341.579999999998, "end": 18348.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm with you. You gotta choose a small vintage dig-dug cabinet."}, {"start": 18348.98, "end": 18354.98, "text": " Every day of the week, I like where your head's at, pita."}, {"start": 18354.98, "end": 18359.98, "text": " There are so many benefits to having a small vintage dig-dug cabinet."}, {"start": 18359.98, "end": 18364.98, "text": " Especially when you think about a big one. I could talk for hours about this."}, {"start": 18364.98, "end": 18368.5, "text": " So, you wanna keep the conversation going?"}, {"start": 18369.14, "end": 18371.7, "text": " I thought you'd never ask."}, {"start": 18373.14, "end": 18374.34, "text": " Make it grow."}, {"start": 18385.54, "end": 18390.98, "text": " One of the things in the minions dollhouse that I thought would have been funny is if I had to fight a bunch of minions."}, {"start": 18394.98, "end": 18400.579999999998, "text": " And I was like, I like, I want to see if maybe it was possible, like people in inflatable"}, {"start": 18400.579999999998, "end": 18405.94, "text": " minions outfits and I was just kind of like having to like, punch him a chip."}, {"start": 18405.94, "end": 18409.82, "text": " You know, you don't talk about like hitting the inflated part."}, {"start": 18409.82, "end": 18417.66, "text": " Um, because in my mind, what I was thinking of is a kind of like a, like a home alone"}, {"start": 18417.66, "end": 18422.62, "text": " Ask stream where the minions are messin with germa"}, {"start": 18431.18, "end": 18435.94, "text": " Holy crap Lewis turns out chester cheetah prefers a small vintage and they"}, {"start": 18435.94, "end": 18437.94, "text": " Booby trap is the entire house"}, {"start": 18439.22, "end": 18445.82, "text": " How is he gonna get through this and just for the promo ad for that along of me's like"}, {"start": 18445.82, "end": 18450.82, "text": " like stepping on a rake and I think it hit me in the face and oh no they dropped like"}, {"start": 18450.82, "end": 18455.38, "text": " they dropped them, they dropped them, but the pillow fort fell down and he's so bad"}, {"start": 18455.38, "end": 18460.54, "text": " about it. You know just a promo for that alone would have maybe haven't worth doing it because"}, {"start": 18460.54, "end": 18464.78, "text": " it would have been real right. It wouldn't be me making a joke about it. This is a real,"}, {"start": 18464.78, "end": 18473.3, "text": " this is for real actually really happening. Oh they, and they raided his fridge and they"}, {"start": 18473.3, "end": 18476.52, "text": " They took all of his favorite, they took all of his apples."}, {"start": 18476.52, "end": 18478.48, "text": " I love apples, get to give those back."}, {"start": 18481.42, "end": 18482.42, "text": " Good seeing you."}, {"start": 18483.739999999998, "end": 18485.739999999998, "text": " I think the king too hard."}, {"start": 18485.739999999998, "end": 18487.579999999998, "text": " And then just like, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 18487.579999999998, "end": 18492.1, "text": " Like actually, I'm getting like a brawl with them."}, {"start": 18499.34, "end": 18501.34, "text": " Help me clear my chains."}, {"start": 18503.3, "end": 18505.3, "text": " I feel so much better now."}, {"start": 18505.3, "end": 18506.3, "text": " I got to get down there."}, {"start": 18506.3, "end": 18507.3, "text": " You can chat."}, {"start": 18507.3, "end": 18508.3, "text": " Send me down there right now."}, {"start": 18508.3, "end": 18511.3, "text": " I feel like somebody's stealing bananas out of my friend."}, {"start": 18511.3, "end": 18513.3, "text": " No, we're not going to send you down there."}, {"start": 18513.3, "end": 18516.3, "text": " We're going to have to millions take your bananas."}, {"start": 18516.3, "end": 18518.3, "text": " You guys need to get me down there."}, {"start": 18518.3, "end": 18519.3, "text": " I can hear them."}, {"start": 18519.3, "end": 18520.3, "text": " They're eating them right now."}, {"start": 18520.3, "end": 18522.3, "text": " I can hear them eating them."}, {"start": 18522.3, "end": 18523.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 18523.3, "end": 18525.3, "text": " We're going to have to eat your bananas."}, {"start": 18525.3, "end": 18527.3, "text": " And we'd like growth."}, {"start": 18527.3, "end": 18528.3, "text": " We're going to grow."}, {"start": 18528.3, "end": 18530.3, "text": " We're going to grow."}, {"start": 18530.3, "end": 18537.899999999998, "text": " We're gonna take it eating your bananas and we like grew don't say I'm not grew that grew better than you"}, {"start": 18538.7, "end": 18540.7, "text": " It would have been so funny"}, {"start": 18547.219999999998, "end": 18549.219999999998, "text": " You're making me sad that this didn't happen"}, {"start": 18554.739999999998, "end": 18556.739999999998, "text": " You lost sleep over this dude it was I"}, {"start": 18556.74, "end": 18561.74, "text": " Does a lot of you guys don't know about a lot of things?"}, {"start": 18561.74, "end": 18566.74, "text": " Yes, I did lose sleep on this. I thought about this a lot."}, {"start": 18566.74, "end": 18572.74, "text": " How to make it fun? How much money was it going to cost? How much money in general?"}, {"start": 18586.74, "end": 18590.08, "text": " Losing sleep over the fights he didn't have with the minions."}, {"start": 18591.38, "end": 18593.940000000002, "text": " Dude, I'm thinkin' about it, I'm thinkin' about it."}, {"start": 18593.940000000002, "end": 18595.38, "text": " Big slingshot."}, {"start": 18595.88, "end": 18597.88, "text": " If they're outside, there's a three of them like..."}, {"start": 18601.66, "end": 18604.5, "text": " And they're setting up a bit and they're getting a big pie in there."}, {"start": 18604.5, "end": 18606.74, "text": " And I'll open up the kitchen window."}, {"start": 18607.86, "end": 18610.260000000002, "text": " Don't you ever come back any of you minions!"}, {"start": 18610.260000000002, "end": 18611.02, "text": " And they..."}, {"start": 18611.02, "end": 18611.86, "text": " It's just..."}, {"start": 18611.86, "end": 18612.58, "text": " Paya!"}, {"start": 18612.58, "end": 18615.7, "text": " And they launch the fucking pie and it hits me right in the face."}, {"start": 18615.7, "end": 18620.82, "text": " Oh my god, it would slay the entire audience"}, {"start": 18626.02, "end": 18632.02, "text": " He needs to be soft my cheeks are getting all red. Let's do these to seriously chill out"}, {"start": 18645.7, "end": 18654.18, "text": " This was also at a time though where, I don't know, I kind of was slowing down a little."}, {"start": 18654.18, "end": 18658.22, "text": " And it was going to take like an unbelievable amount of mental energy."}, {"start": 18658.22, "end": 18666.54, "text": " It was going to take an unbelievable amount of effort and time and money, a lot, a lot"}, {"start": 18666.54, "end": 18669.780000000002, "text": " of money."}, {"start": 18669.780000000002, "end": 18674.82, "text": " And then a bunch of people that probably would have to be in touch with every day for months."}, {"start": 18674.82, "end": 18688.5, "text": " What's your impression of someone who likes Snake Eater?"}, {"start": 18688.5, "end": 18693.9, "text": " Someone who likes Snake Eater?"}, {"start": 18693.9, "end": 18698.98, "text": " I think that's a nerd."}, {"start": 18698.98, "end": 18701.98, "text": " I think that is a very, that is a, that is a fun person."}, {"start": 18711.18, "end": 18712.1, "text": " Solid snake."}, {"start": 18728.98, "end": 18730.98, "text": " Big Boss."}, {"start": 18734.98, "end": 18738.98, "text": " You're right. Why does it say solid snake?"}, {"start": 18745.98, "end": 18747.98, "text": " Big Boss."}, {"start": 18748.98, "end": 18752.98, "text": " I see. You're impression of someone who likes snake eaters."}, {"start": 18752.98, "end": 18754.98, "text": " Does that mean you're Big Boss?"}, {"start": 18758.98, "end": 18767.899999999998, "text": " That's one of a few bizarre things that have happened over the last couple of years."}, {"start": 18767.899999999998, "end": 18772.18, "text": " I'm gonna keep him the Martian Rock, I feel like you'd like it."}, {"start": 18772.18, "end": 18776.62, "text": " Wait, are they not dating anymore?"}, {"start": 18776.62, "end": 18779.26, "text": " No, they aren't."}, {"start": 18779.26, "end": 18780.26, "text": " Sweetheart."}, {"start": 18780.260000000002, "end": 18785.260000000002, "text": " Wait, are they not dating anymore? No, they aren't. See, sweetheart."}, {"start": 18788.260000000002, "end": 18790.260000000002, "text": " Give him a stick, too. He gets all the fun things."}, {"start": 18797.260000000002, "end": 18798.260000000002, "text": " This isn't the best."}, {"start": 18800.260000000002, "end": 18803.260000000002, "text": " Wow, he is really going at this."}, {"start": 18804.260000000002, "end": 18805.260000000002, "text": " Where do I go?"}, {"start": 18810.260000000002, "end": 18812.260000000002, "text": " Damn Leon, okay."}, {"start": 18812.260000000002, "end": 18814.260000000002, "text": " Have a fun."}, {"start": 18824.260000000002, "end": 18825.260000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 18829.260000000002, "end": 18830.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18833.260000000002, "end": 18834.260000000002, "text": " She knows her shit."}, {"start": 18836.260000000002, "end": 18838.260000000002, "text": " That was a lobster roll. Toss."}, {"start": 18840.260000000002, "end": 18847.260000000002, "text": " She didn't even like her own console."}, {"start": 18847.260000000002, "end": 18850.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18850.260000000002, "end": 18856.260000000002, "text": " I hope I can get that right now."}, {"start": 18856.260000000002, "end": 18860.260000000002, "text": " What do I get for this?"}, {"start": 18860.260000000002, "end": 18866.260000000002, "text": " What a weird dream."}, {"start": 18866.260000000002, "end": 18868.260000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18868.340000000004, "end": 18871.800000000003, "text": " What's up, I got a new food"}, {"start": 18873.9, "end": 18875.9, "text": " Yum"}, {"start": 18881.260000000002, "end": 18887.86, "text": " Now we're gonna clear the queue and then that's gonna be it and I'm gonna take off I'll be back in a couple days"}, {"start": 18888.940000000002, "end": 18890.940000000002, "text": " Within the next few days of effect"}, {"start": 18891.58, "end": 18893.58, "text": " Tomorrow it might be in two days"}, {"start": 18896.260000000002, "end": 18912.58, "text": " You have a lot of toys already, don't you?"}, {"start": 18912.58, "end": 18914.06, "text": " That's too much for me right now!"}, {"start": 18914.06, "end": 18915.06, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 18915.06, "end": 18916.06, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 18916.06, "end": 18917.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18917.06, "end": 18922.260000000002, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna clear the queue and that's it."}, {"start": 18922.260000000002, "end": 18937.260000000002, "text": " huh? Feeling bored? How about a game of shadow quiz? Wanna play? Here's your first mystery"}, {"start": 18937.260000000002, "end": 18942.980000000003, "text": " shadow. What do you think it is? And the answer is..."}, {"start": 18942.980000000003, "end": 18949.54, "text": " Frankie Shunde! Lucky Cat! Next, your second mystery shadow."}, {"start": 18949.54, "end": 18951.54, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 18953.04, "end": 18955.54, "text": " Uhhh... rice bowl?"}, {"start": 18955.54, "end": 18957.54, "text": " The answer is..."}, {"start": 18957.54, "end": 18959.54, "text": " Beef burger yum!"}, {"start": 18966.54, "end": 18968.54, "text": " Hey, you can't..."}, {"start": 18970.54, "end": 18973.54, "text": " I just sell those. I have a lot of things to sell."}, {"start": 18979.54, "end": 18981.54, "text": " Play Shadow Quiz."}, {"start": 18981.54, "end": 18983.54, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 18983.54, "end": 18987.54, "text": " Care for a game of Shadow Quiz?"}, {"start": 18987.54, "end": 18991.54, "text": " Yes, I'd love to play Shadow Quiz."}, {"start": 18991.54, "end": 18994.54, "text": " Here's your first Mr. Shadow."}, {"start": 18994.54, "end": 18996.54, "text": " Is that what you think it is?"}, {"start": 18996.54, "end": 18998.54, "text": " I think it's a... um..."}, {"start": 18998.54, "end": 19000.54, "text": " Tabletop light?"}, {"start": 19000.54, "end": 19002.54, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 19002.54, "end": 19004.54, "text": " Tabletop light?"}, {"start": 19004.54, "end": 19007.54, "text": " Maybe I explain your second Mr. Shadow."}, {"start": 19007.54, "end": 19009.54, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 19009.54, "end": 19010.54, "text": " Sheeshburger."}, {"start": 19010.54, "end": 19012.54, "text": " That's a capuchino."}, {"start": 19012.54, "end": 19014.54, "text": " Answer us!"}, {"start": 19014.54, "end": 19016.54, "text": " Capuchino?"}, {"start": 19016.54, "end": 19017.54, "text": " I've finally..."}, {"start": 19017.54, "end": 19019.54, "text": " ...the last mystery shadow."}, {"start": 19019.54, "end": 19021.54, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 19024.54, "end": 19026.54, "text": " The correct answer is..."}, {"start": 19027.54, "end": 19029.54, "text": " ...Friggy Sunday!"}, {"start": 19029.54, "end": 19031.54, "text": " Friggy Sunday!"}, {"start": 19031.54, "end": 19033.54, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 19037.54, "end": 19039.54, "text": " Congratulations, you won!"}, {"start": 19041.74, "end": 19042.54, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 19046.04, "end": 19047.54, "text": " A self-help book."}, {"start": 19049.54, "end": 19052.04, "text": " Who gets that? Floyd Patel?"}, {"start": 19060.04, "end": 19060.54, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 19062.04, "end": 19063.54, "text": " Uh, what do you need?"}, {"start": 19063.54, "end": 19064.54, "text": " Give it to yourself."}, {"start": 19064.54, "end": 19069.54, "text": " No, I'm giving it to Voyager doll."}, {"start": 19069.54, "end": 19073.18, "text": " I'm gonna lawd it."}, {"start": 19073.18, "end": 19078.940000000002, "text": " I gotta disperse all this out."}, {"start": 19078.940000000002, "end": 19086.82, "text": " Oh, it's here."}, {"start": 19086.82, "end": 19089.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19089.98, "end": 19099.98, "text": " He doesn't want to read it. He doesn't care."}, {"start": 19099.98, "end": 19115.98, "text": " Oh, that's you still mad about this."}, {"start": 19115.98, "end": 19122.98, "text": " Alright, church Mario, go help."}, {"start": 19122.98, "end": 19125.98, "text": " With all that, please."}, {"start": 19125.98, "end": 19127.98, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 19127.98, "end": 19134.98, "text": " Leah, is this a new viral trend?"}, {"start": 19134.98, "end": 19138.98, "text": " Please, just help me."}, {"start": 19138.98, "end": 19142.98, "text": " Don't worry, I watched a video on this once."}, {"start": 19142.98, "end": 19144.98, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19146.48, "end": 19148.98, "text": " Turn Hello Neighbor into a child. I don't want to do that."}, {"start": 19148.98, "end": 19151.98, "text": " Thank you. Shoo, shoo. Shoo."}, {"start": 19151.98, "end": 19156.98, "text": " Mama! Mia! Don't worry about it! Pee-yahoo!"}, {"start": 19160.98, "end": 19162.98, "text": " What the hell are we doing?"}, {"start": 19162.98, "end": 19165.98, "text": " I will check in on Team Sturge though. What's he up to?"}, {"start": 19172.98, "end": 19175.98, "text": " What is that sound?"}, {"start": 19175.98, "end": 19178.98, "text": " Oh, it's in here."}, {"start": 19197.98, "end": 19200.98, "text": " We're gonna get those glasses off of Cookie Monster, it's crazy."}, {"start": 19202.98, "end": 19208.26, "text": " Yep, we're in here. What's on all of you? A flap?"}, {"start": 19208.26, "end": 19210.26, "text": " And a feather flap?"}, {"start": 19232.98, "end": 19239.98, "text": " Yeah, come here Miss Piggy."}, {"start": 19239.98, "end": 19248.98, "text": " Come over here."}, {"start": 19248.98, "end": 19260.98, "text": " Oh no, she's annoying."}, {"start": 19260.98, "end": 19266.98, "text": " Tell me!"}, {"start": 19266.98, "end": 19281.98, "text": " Damn, I ran all the way!"}, {"start": 19290.98, "end": 19310.66, "text": " I'm running all the way to my bedroom."}, {"start": 19310.66, "end": 19312.06, "text": " Anything to say about that?"}, {"start": 19312.06, "end": 19318.66, "text": " This is gonna be my favorite room."}, {"start": 19318.66, "end": 19331.78, "text": " Did you enjoy what we just played?"}, {"start": 19331.78, "end": 19333.78, "text": " Three animals together?"}, {"start": 19361.78, "end": 19377.699999999997, "text": " I why won't he talk to anybody?"}, {"start": 19377.699999999997, "end": 19388.62, "text": " Oh, it's gonna happen."}, {"start": 19388.62, "end": 19395.62, "text": " No! It's my fault! Are you okay?"}, {"start": 19395.62, "end": 19400.62, "text": " Didn't I just tell her to leave me alone?"}, {"start": 19400.62, "end": 19407.62, "text": " Then we're both fine! Good! Stay safe out there!"}, {"start": 19407.62, "end": 19429.739999999998, "text": " Okay, this is tricky."}, {"start": 19429.739999999998, "end": 19431.14, "text": " I love the muffits."}, {"start": 19431.14, "end": 19436.739999999998, "text": " Muffets is when I was younger, one of my favorite, absolute favorite things growing"}, {"start": 19436.74, "end": 19442.940000000002, "text": " up. Love Pac-Man growing up too. I still love the Muppets. I think the Muppets are great."}, {"start": 19442.940000000002, "end": 19451.980000000003, "text": " I think Miss Piggy is awesome. I think they're still doing well. It's been like 40 years."}, {"start": 19451.980000000003, "end": 19465.22, "text": " Pac-Man. Video game history. Like without Pac-Man and Miss Pac-Man, I don't know if"}, {"start": 19465.22, "end": 19467.780000000002, "text": " I would be sitting here right now."}, {"start": 19467.780000000002, "end": 19471.22, "text": " Uh, put up a pole."}, {"start": 19471.22, "end": 19474.460000000003, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 19474.460000000003, "end": 19481.02, "text": " A lot of the things I think are funny and why I think they're funny are from the Muppets."}, {"start": 19481.02, "end": 19483.58, "text": " A lot of it."}, {"start": 19483.58, "end": 19490.620000000003, "text": " But then again, all of my skill in video games, the name of the turn tight corners real quick."}, {"start": 19490.62, "end": 19492.62, "text": " Stodging comes from Pac-Man."}, {"start": 19500.059999999998, "end": 19502.379999999997, "text": " Oh my god, there's a lot of people saying one of the other."}, {"start": 19510.86, "end": 19514.219999999998, "text": " Yeah, that's bad. That's a lot. That's like 80% from Miss Piggy."}, {"start": 19514.22, "end": 19523.22, "text": " and she's caught up in a whole lot of love triangle bullshit too that's true"}, {"start": 19523.22, "end": 19525.22, "text": " miss piggy"}, {"start": 19535.22, "end": 19538.22, "text": " so now what"}, {"start": 19538.22, "end": 19566.86, "text": " I'm ready to risk it all."}, {"start": 19566.86, "end": 19583.74, "text": " reminds me of Holly. That's why. Alright, well let's make this happen. Here we go!"}, {"start": 19583.74, "end": 19604.780000000002, "text": " I didn't like that at all."}, {"start": 19604.780000000002, "end": 19609.620000000003, "text": " I liked that way more than the second one."}, {"start": 19609.620000000003, "end": 19611.620000000003, "text": " They're doing mating rituals?"}, {"start": 19611.62, "end": 19619.34, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 19619.34, "end": 19620.34, "text": " That's gonna happen."}, {"start": 19620.34, "end": 19621.34, "text": " That's gonna work out."}, {"start": 19621.34, "end": 19629.059999999998, "text": " Alright, we need to change the cookie monsters up, but he looks ridiculous."}, {"start": 19629.059999999998, "end": 19640.34, "text": " Yeah, put this on."}, {"start": 19640.34, "end": 19669.34, "text": " I like the math teacher outfit."}, {"start": 19669.34, "end": 19680.76, "text": " Okay, very good, eat something, cookie monster."}, {"start": 19680.76, "end": 19682.76, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 19682.76, "end": 19696.12, "text": " This is what my dad wears to chillies."}, {"start": 19696.12, "end": 19697.12, "text": " That's swag."}, {"start": 19697.12, "end": 19698.12, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 19698.12, "end": 19705.12, "text": " I wonder if this is going to take us..."}, {"start": 19710.12, "end": 19711.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19711.12, "end": 19713.12, "text": " Alright, I'm out."}, {"start": 19713.12, "end": 19715.12, "text": " We will continue this again."}, {"start": 19715.12, "end": 19719.12, "text": " We might see another relationship that would be interesting."}, {"start": 19719.12, "end": 19722.12, "text": " I'll be back with the next couple of days, maybe within two or three days."}, {"start": 19722.12, "end": 19723.12, "text": " Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day."}, {"start": 19723.12, "end": 19727.12, "text": " Maybe I'll just keep an eye on us for the next few days."}, {"start": 19727.12, "end": 19728.12, "text": " I'll let you know."}, {"start": 19728.12, "end": 19735.96, "text": " We're talking about how time stopped when we met."}, {"start": 19735.96, "end": 19738.2, "text": " Is the most memorable quote from this love story."}, {"start": 19738.2, "end": 19739.2, "text": " I didn't write that."}, {"start": 19739.2, "end": 19754.32, "text": " Why is it acting like- It's just from the book, okay."}, {"start": 19754.32, "end": 19756.86, "text": " All right, that's it. See you later."}, {"start": 19756.86, "end": 19760.36, "text": " Um, let me just do this first."}, {"start": 19760.36, "end": 19764.36, "text": " I don't want to play this game."}, {"start": 19764.36, "end": 19773.36, "text": " Oh, these hip hiccups, they won't stop, hip."}, {"start": 19773.36, "end": 19777.36, "text": " So fast, I did it."}, {"start": 19777.36, "end": 19778.36, "text": " See you later."}, {"start": 19778.36, "end": 19782.36, "text": " Oh, I think you're onto something."}, {"start": 19782.36, "end": 19783.88, "text": " It's a good story, but not fun."}, {"start": 19785.04, "end": 19786.2, "text": " A lot of laughs."}, {"start": 19789.56, "end": 19791.24, "text": " Oh my god, no."}, {"start": 19795.600000000002, "end": 19797.760000000002, "text": " No, it's Church Mario."}, {"start": 19798.12, "end": 19801.64, "text": " We need to get Church Mario in here now."}, {"start": 19801.84, "end": 19802.96, "text": " I like Church Mario."}, {"start": 19802.96, "end": 19805.36, "text": " No, it's Church Mario."}, {"start": 19806.48, "end": 19807.88, "text": " What do you think I really like?"}, {"start": 19809.0, "end": 19811.88, "text": " It's not in use the next guy, no way."}, {"start": 19812.36, "end": 19821.88, "text": " It has to be Church Mario."}, {"start": 19821.88, "end": 19824.28, "text": " I guess that's too easy, but alright."}, {"start": 19824.28, "end": 19825.28, "text": " Paul, fun."}, {"start": 19825.28, "end": 19828.0, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 19828.0, "end": 19829.0, "text": " I will respect the Paul."}, {"start": 19829.0, "end": 19834.28, "text": " It doesn't matter what it is."}, {"start": 19834.28, "end": 19835.96, "text": " I would be voting for Church Mario."}, {"start": 19835.96, "end": 19836.96, "text": " That's my vote."}, {"start": 19836.96, "end": 19839.16, "text": " I vote Church Mario."}, {"start": 19839.16, "end": 19841.440000000002, "text": " My vote, by the way, is worth 500 of your votes."}, {"start": 19841.44, "end": 19844.44, "text": " So we'll see how I feel."}, {"start": 19844.44, "end": 19861.44, "text": " Okay, it's Mario, that would be so funny."}, {"start": 19861.44, "end": 19862.44, "text": " It's Church Mario."}, {"start": 19862.44, "end": 19863.44, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 19863.44, "end": 19865.879999999997, "text": " I was nearly misled."}, {"start": 19865.879999999997, "end": 19869.44, "text": " Church Mario is the only one for me."}, {"start": 19869.44, "end": 19876.64, "text": " Gang lock in you didn't show up you got crushed you got absolutely destroyed"}, {"start": 19889.92, "end": 19891.68, "text": " I'm thinking about it though actually could have been pretty funny"}, {"start": 19891.68, "end": 19913.32, "text": " I can't stop playing. That was a big cutscene. I couldn't just not do it."}, {"start": 19913.32, "end": 19921.0, "text": " with church Luigi would be something as revenge that wouldn't be revenge that"}, {"start": 19921.0, "end": 19925.04, "text": " would just be him getting the church Luigi"}, {"start": 19926.16, "end": 19936.28, "text": " she all right goodbye see you later see you guys in the next day or two within"}, {"start": 19936.28, "end": 19937.28, "text": " 3 days."}, {"start": 19937.28, "end": 19938.28, "text": " Good bye."}, {"start": 19938.28, "end": 19939.28, "text": " Take care."}, {"start": 19939.28, "end": 19941.28, "text": " Hey, call your mother."}, {"start": 19941.28, "end": 19943.28, "text": " It's Mother's Day for God's sake."}, {"start": 19943.28, "end": 19946.28, "text": " See you later."}]}