how's it going? what's up? how you doing? how you doing?
how's your weekend been? good. how's your Saturday been? good.
It's Sunday, Ben. I don't know yet.
We'll see.
Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day.
To all the mothers.
And today we're going to play the game called ReAnimal with Stur. Stur said,
hey you want to play this ReAnimal game? And I was like, yeah. So that's what we're doing.
Uh, but first, we are going to spend a few minutes checking in with the Tombidachi Island.
Uh, Stur said he was going to be a little bit behind, he was running a little lady said,
so I was like, okay, well, I guess I'll check in on this.
See how things are going here, and then visit, maybe, I would say, less than 20 minutes.
This is going to be very quick.
We're just doing this to wait for Stur.
When the star gets here, we'll move to the main event of the day and see how it goes.
Game's supposed to be fun.
And I already got it open.
Okay, here we go.
People say my island was ugly last time, that's fine.
Do you see all the people that are on the island?
That's okay.
Um.
Hey, Pear.
Is it your island was hideous?
That's, that's fine.
Can I ask you something personal now?
Do you see who lives here?
Do you think Void of Itchall?
Do you think Void of Itchall?
And I would make a good team.
Um, I think so.
Is that so?
Huh.
I never thought about you that way before, but now I'm doing it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
But no, I'm curious
What why's he had like a vacuum cleaner turning on sound effect
He loves the toy sword
Yeah, have some bacon
Nobody loves anything.
What does Luigi say?
Oh
Oh, no, oh, no
Oh, no!
It's gonna be like, oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
In a way, W-W, in a way, W-W
Oh, no way
That's close
No way
Oh, no way
No comma
Oh, no way
Oh, no way
Oh, no way
Oh, no way
that I like that oh no church Luigi accurate
Saying the real makes me feel more like myself.
Yo!
Please give him a Bible.
Look, he's surrounded by Bibles. He's got every version.
Alright, let's clear the queue.
Now everybody's so mad for Mr. Day, the day before.
She's calling that to stir?
No, okay.
It's like, why are you looking at him though?
You're gonna make me cry.
Okay, well, where is he? Why is he not in the counterpart?
I hope this is just my imagination, but do you guys ever get the feeling that we were
just programmed to?
I don't know.
To be us.
He's getting sentient.
What did they say?
What are they talking about, my Grish?
What did you say?
What do they say? What are they talking about, my creations? What did you say?
Don't look too high into the sky. You might find what you're looking for.
Carry on with your hot cocoa and your television program.
And your cookies and your...
friends.
He's a controlling god, but he is a kind god.
are no repeats don't fuck it up
cupcake
oyster
He's up.
Bro speed.
Center roll.
He's good at this.
He's good at this.
One powder.
Got him third.
Waste papers all the time.
What an excuse for that.
I'll see you soon.
I'm going to work on this.
Come on.
Is that a historical document to give to Ben Franklin?
Um, hey, got time for a game of pixel quiz.
He has that exact one already.
Does he have the same one?
Who else should get that then?
Here's your first pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Pixelated item. What the hell is that?
Is that a monster board? That's not steak, right? That is a dry-ass steak!
That's monster desert! That steak is beige!
The answer is mozzarella. Next up, your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
I guess if you really make this, you'll never lose this.
If you just make a bunch of insanely distinct awful looking items, that's food.
The last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Ah, it's tiramisu.
The correct answer is...
Tiramisu
I win
Your last pixelated item is...
Congratulations
My name is Der
You won
Time
Oh my god a switch
Horror game
Oh we gotta get that to Beagleberry
Or give it to her
Or give it to Leon? Hmm. True.
That's her problem?
Oh, that's right. She's, I know, she's like obsessed with him.
Did it work?
I did it go right thru-
Wait, it worked! It actually worked.
Alright, let's talk!
Talk! Talk about something!
Talk about something.
Good afternoon.
How did you do?
Church Mario?
You guys should talk.
Go hang out somewhere.
Say it.
Say it, say it though.
He won't say it. A chocolate chip cookie.
What a great deal.
Oh, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Kathy Mitchell.
Hello there, Kathy Mitchell. I'm known as Leon S. Kennedy.
That was calling us a horror novel sort of person. Interesting, really!
Well, that should go over well.
Alright, let's let them hang out. I was gonna give them the game.
What are you thinking about?
I don't think so.
Don't you have a thing for me to share with you about?
I have someone to share with me.
Beak.
Oof.
Are you in trouble?
Please, help me!
Um, have you tried not doing that?
No, I actually haven't.
Thank you.
What a relief. You're okay?
Why is Teen Stooge always there if it takes every chance he can to third wheel?
I mean, he's just curious about the world.
Alright, let's give him something to do.
Um, he hasn't met either one of these, to be honest.
What's up, all of you?
Hey, nice to meet you.
I'm Teen Stooch.
Hey, Teen Stooch.
I'm Lola.
Shoo, shoo, shoo.
Don't share a story like this right now.
He has no social skills.
He's talking about a private, weird story.
This is the first time I've ever met somebody.
It looks like the support doesn't cover the frog meeting and people are getting angry
I love this.
Here, I want to give you a horror game.
Something unique.
First of all, we need to eat something.
Here, have some... have one of these elephant ears.
Yum.
Loves it.
When you put your socks on, which foot do you start with?
Uh...
I think...
Hold on, think about that.
I think it's right.
No, actually, it's left.
Is it though?
I feel like it depends on where I'm like, if I'm sitting on the edge of a bed or like,
Am I because sometimes you get them quickly trying to put them on fast? Maybe that's why I think if it feels like it's probably
Probably is right
It's right I think
No, that feels wrong because like I've read you know, I read left to right
I feel like I start everything left to right of it. No, it's definitely left
So if someone is left-handed that must make you left-footed
Like, my eyes scan left to right, so it's like, what has to happen?
Has to happen from left to right.
Okay, I want to give you something.
Here, take this.
He loves it.
He loves it.
Is that going to go on his love?
He loves it.
Cool.
Alright, I'm going to see him play.
He's going to get it.
Go play it.
Okay, here we go. He's gonna get scared.
Oh, no way.
Oh, past I know, I know what it's like.
Just don't smash the switch.
Okay, almost at the final boss.
That's a very short game.
as a 41 second fight as a 41 second video game
all right stuck on the final boss it's fine no
He's not going to do it.
Alright, now watch this, watch this, watch this, I'm going to fuck everything up.
Oh, hello, my name's Toad, sorry I interrupted your final boss.
Hello?
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Toad.
Hello there, Toad. I'm known as Leonis Kennedy.
I just wanted to say, why do you have Toad and not Church Toad? Why is this regular Toad?
you toad well church toad would just have a I would have to take the mushroom
off his head and just give him a part in his hair this is regular toad
I can tell your fortune using bubble just make a church toad to today crunchy
Munchy the person you're most compatible with is help one is the one totes enough
You're most compatible with this piggy
Is that actually mean anything
What are they doing? Hold on. What the hell are they doing? Why is he hiding in the bush with a weapon?
Captain Crunch, but you may nearly as the eternal Holly.
Um, okay.
Uh, go talk to Miss Piggy.
Oh boy, why would you pull up the
Hi, I'm home.
No, why would you lose?
There's nothing in that.
It's a blank book.
That was an expensive makeup set.
It was just a blank book.
There's nothing on any of these pages.
She got it at the back to school sale at Staples.
There's literally nothing in it.
It's just an empty math notebook.
This is new news for May 10th, 2026.
Early this morning, a group of dinosaurs was discovered hosting some kind of oyster party
in the woods.
Huh?
According to reports, the colorful herd of dinos luckily gathered to enjoy consuming
the silence-match oyster.
We didn't know that oyster is part of the dinos diet, one researcher said, but it stands
to reason.
Who doesn't like an oyster?
Scientists are still attempting to predict the herd's next migration pattern.
Might this reporter suggest a low-voiced restaurant?
We asked residents for their reactions.
Is this a rerun?
I thought everyone knew about it.
I can't even pretend like I don't see it.
Thanks for watching.
I'm P-TOP, and this has been the One O'Clock News.
I think they were dinosaur sounds.
Uh-oh.
What's going on, Ronald?
He's in love.
Hey, Toad, do that thing again.
Shoo!
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
I want to be sweet hearts.
Wait, didn't we see this before?
Did we see this?
Huh?
Do you need me?
He is crushing on Toad.
I just seem to naturally follow Toad when he's nearby.
Alright, well we gotta make this happen.
Let's go.
Astur will be ready in about two minutes.
Let's bring Toad over here.
Come here, Toad.
Where'd he go?
Not all the relationships are meant to be.
You just really don't want to see Toad and Ronald McDonald.
Why are there are you and gods wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaking of a scramble dig, you'll never guess what happened to Wildegg.
That's what I'm, I don't know, I should very much guess.
So, I'll leave a charcoal with a grimby.
Okay, but...
Absolutely Wilde, right!
But now this is where the scramble dig story gets particulates!
I thought you were in love with him.
Why are you even listening to me?
The scramble dig will haunt my dreams tonight.
I can feel my love for you fading away. Whoa
Holy shit
If you just want to talk about it, well, I get it. I mean that's a kind of weird thing to talk about that intensely
Okay, well that didn't work out.
Uh, stairs are gonna be ready.
So weird.
Oh, I love Toad.
I wish I could be Toad's sweetheart.
Oh, he's so boring.
Never mind.
I'll put a machine on.
No.
I'll put a machine on.
Realistic experience.
I'll place the machine on.
Great.
So we're going to get an alien rock?
Hey goodness, just a dream?
Oh, uh, what's up?
Okay, uh, I'm gonna give Sterak all after you have a mushroom.
Yum!
All right, let's put this away. I will answer stirs following me actually, so I will answer it
Hello
How's it going? Hello my little baby boo boo
It's so good to hear from you
Hello, my name is stir. I am an outgoing go-getter. You gotta do it, right?
Hello?
That's just not a stir, does it?
My name is Ster.
Hello?
My name is Ster.
You could do you better than that, I think.
I would need time.
What like, while we were waiting?
I was just waiting here for you.
I don't know why you're playing that game.
I thought-
Wait, what?
put together um hello my name is stir soundboard of myself quick enough the
answer is no oh you mean like for today yeah
a couple of phrases and hello my name is maybe maybe that that could have been
pretty crazy but that's that's a that's a lot of working in an hour in 10 minutes
more like 10 since i thought of it right uh but anyways hey what's up now i just
to say that nothing so tired you're tired so so tired what's got you so tired today I woke up
and I did a lot of things and you know how in like every bone hurts but not because you're old
and brittle mm-hmm but because you've done a lot yeah yeah it's the done a lot soreness
It's been a lot.
I haven't been this done a lot in years.
Are you doing a lot?
You're doing a lot.
I'm doing a lot.
Literally a lot.
Well, you're about to do a parking lot.
Let's have some relaxing time playing this game that's scary, that's going to make you
scream and stuff.
This game was rated the number one most scary game for German and German to play together
in a super person co-op is we seriously yeah that's kind of crazy it was weird
that idea and published that they really wanted to see us play it I guess
somebody on the IGN staff that's interesting all right well I'm I'm
right are you are you in the game yeah let me host okay do you want to invite
I do want just to come find you.
Um...
We shall see. I clicked host and it's starting the game.
Oh, we gotta pre-compile the shaders when you click start.
Oh, there's a shader compiler? Okay.
Yeah, but only after you click start game.
Oh, so I gotta try.
Thank you.
Uh, you might have to just invite me.
Are you ready?
Perhaps.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good. I'm doing alright.
I'm just waiting to play with my favorite re-animal partner do you get it
because it's like oh there's a hold on I'm inviting you because I get the only
person I've played re-animal with so how could you not be the my favorite like
person to partner up to play this with that's that's what they suggested on
IGN yeah all right I'm joining um there was a patch this game so like 500
people can join one server so like don't leak the code no it's like it will be a
battle royale these areas yeah I think we're just starting yeah but like imagine
500 people in the show cutscene we need to see we need to see how we become the
re-animal brothers okay why'd you just do that wait I
what you pause the game I helped out for one second and it
was I thought you had a dream on I had to stop it
all right so where's my character who is this you're the boat
Gonna turn it up a little
Did I okay yeah, okay it paused for you to yeah
Trying it up
I played the demo of this it's pretty good
This is me. I think I think that is you. Oh wait, is it you?
Then yeah, you must you must be the water
I think you are just driving around.
I'm not going to the spooky island, are you kidding me?
Oh, okay.
Did you crash into the invisible mall?
Yeah, I'm going to the spooky island.
Dude, you gotta go, I think you have to go to the blinking light.
I think that's good. Yeah, go to the dip and there's a blinking light over there now
I've just seen that one in the distance. Yeah, I think you have to go to that one next after that
Okay
And then from here, I think the next point in the way
Maybe not because they might be like paths to the left maybe
No, no, that's that's right. That's right. I see another one right there to the left of that one. Thank you
Okay, now I think that's where I think that's correct
okay from here though not right there right there
but this one's got birds the birds probably signified that you're making
progress or something I don't see another one though
I don't see another one do you see another one I'm thinking I'm going for a
swim. I look like Kermit. Um, I need to figure this out here. They definitely, this cutscene
is to give you time to see where they go next, I think. Oh, I got you. Yeah, but I'm more
worried about the direction of the game and where we go from here. You look like that's
to you. Yeah. Oh, it is. All right.
Get him.
Okay, Tony, I actually was spamming X and for some reason I
thought I just did that.
You did.
I'm telling you, side profile, I look like Kermit.
You do kind of look like Kermit.
All right, so I'm the light.
All right, here we go.
Welcome to ReAnimal.
Supa, ray animal.
You use that thing slowly because you're like really scared.
It's a mechanism, it's a coping mechanism sometimes. It works.
Alright, drive us. I'll guide us with the light.
Alright dude, straight ahead. There it is. Yep, okay, good.
If this is like tricking your little brother into thinking he's playing with you for you right now.
It won't be like that in five minutes.
It'll be like that.
Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? The beacon! The light!
Dude, there's falling rocks down here! Dude, we're supposed to follow the lights! That's what the game taught us that.
The light will be here!
No, the game taught us to follow the beacons. The falling rocks are gonna kill us now. This is a fucking bad path.
Well, then everything that happens from this point forward is my fault.
But I'm pretty sure they said they lived in the crevasse.
I don't know. What if there's two crevices?
Oh, I'm actually helping.
I don't know.
Oh, shit. This is up to you. You're a light guy.
Left.
Okay.
Right.
That works too.
That gets us there.
What goes backwards faster at least?
Start 15.
Left.
That's a circle.
No, I think it actually looks like a circle.
No, I think it actually is a circle.
Wait, is it? No, it's not.
Right.
Step on the gas.
This is as fast as it'll go.
Jump, jump, jump.
Alright, good luck.
There's... I can't see there's a mine there!
It's hard, man.
We're there yet?
Okay, here come the oboes. That's how you know shit's about to get crazy.
If you're not wrong.
Yeah, it's weird that I got you to play with me. This is the whole game.
That's fine.
As long as I get a chocolate chip cookie out of this, I'll be happy.
Watch out for the man. Alright, land.
See, open it up.
Get your load, rat!
Alright, fuck the rat. Anymore? I am...
The rat is the item.
Rat!
The rat went in here.
He's open to everything.
I'm gonna follow the rat.
Anything else in any of these?
First dude, first puzzle, destroyed.
Yeah, this is one of those jump likes.
Oh, you can't open it.
Uh, I can't.
I need a key.
But there's no key.
You get it.
Good job.
Second puzzle.
Second puzzle fucking decimated.
Because how are we supposed to know what key that door is for?
They could have been any door.
Any secrets in here?
I think there's going to be plenty of secrets in this game.
Where's my lantern? Didn't I have one?
Oh, uh, left trigger is approached by the way.
This is loud.
This is really loud!
Oh my god! Turn it off!
Third puzzle.
Yeah, confirmed. It did stop.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, dude, dude!
What the heck is that?
go you're not gonna make it wait should we press that one too
you have one too do you get a wider that's so much more effort
We'll really go with this tutorial.
Idean was right about us.
I slide down and knock you up.
Monster!
Monster incoming.
He was behind the door.
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
All right, I think we have to put the boxes on top of each other over here.
I think we have to move the boxes.
All right, move box.
Can you grab this box?
All right, you can, you can.
Watch out.
I think we just have to go to the left.
Okay.
Wow.
Point one to me.
Okay, but that's fine.
That's a bit too...
We're just puzzling.
Alright, now you have to go around and grab me.
Oh, you grabbed my lighter hand.
It's dangerous. It burns
All right three here
All right ladder going up line line
All right, this is why would they have it like this?
why would they have it like this let's figure it out first okay door can you
open it okay should we do we got to check the other side first but can you
fall off this I I know you but we gotta be careful there yeah what I would not
not fall.
Ah, secret.
Okay, cool.
That's a good mask.
That's a wild mask.
This is crazy looking.
I feel like,
I feel like I'm happy with my Kermit mask, but...
I'll keep the weird bird mask.
Yeah, this must be the alt route already.
Well, we found one of the secrets.
Great, great secret.
If you're pressing the wrong buttons.
That's kind of good for now though.
I think we'd probably come back to this
in a couple days or something.
I'm getting a little scared.
I need wood.
You should leave.
Oh, no.
We can fit through these.
We actually probably can.
I mean the burger with no honey mustard, dude, then why even have a burger?
I feel you, man.
Fuck.
What are you gonna do about that?
That sucks, dude.
No honey mustard?
How could you eat any burger?
Oh, honey, must have.
Oh, jeez.
I did this in the demo.
I'm not going to tell you how to do it, though.
Did you?
I did.
Played the demo?
I did.
OK.
Did you go to go through this door?
You just open the door?
OK, check it out.
Where's that?
Oh, boy.
You did not play a demo if you didn't know to go left in the first spot.
What?
Read this computer, dude.
It's an evil computer, dude. I don't know what happened.
Evil?
Well, that's actually the nice computer.
This is just how I feel like everybody watches fucking the iPad before bed.
This is just how everybody just sits up and lies down on their back and watches fucking YouTube videos.
Especially because you can't remember what you watched afterward. You might as well.
I do this.
What? The mind-altering temboy training? What?
This is the one that was supposed to hit local.
Alright, this is loud.
So, okay!
Was that not how you do it in the demo?
I think we have to do the whole section again.
Okay, no, no.
Our save point is the fucking iPad.
The iPad fucking shorts.
That's nice.
Alright, so here's what we're going to do.
Get out here and then jump in the hole.
The hole was already jump-in-able.
Okay, I'm not gonna do it again.
What was that recipe? What was that fried chicken recipe?
There's nothing on the channel.
Oh, it's another fried chicken recipe. This time, it's with...
They have substituted corn flakes with fucking cereal.
Put something else on, please.
What?
We're like two channels!
I mean, they substituted breadcrumbs with cereal. I fucked it up!
We have to split up.
We're going to have to split up.
I can't hear you.
Yeah, go turn that up.
Can you play in the fight now? Come on!
Turn it off!
I think I can like walk across. Yeah, that's the point, right?
Wait, you could have pulled me up. Wait, I'm afraid to go do this. Is he gonna kill me?
I'm afraid of you going to do this.
My character's stuck.
No, you've got to, we're supposed to do that.
And then I go up here, and then...
Say, see you later, thanks for the fucking, thanks for the game!
Okay, I see, you gotta, you gotta push down the plank.
I think I have to turn the sound effects down.
Alright, can we do a quick pause so I can turn the sound effects down?
Or do you guys want the loud sound effects or do you want to keep it loud or turn it down to 10%?
Um, if you do any decision by yourself, I just want to know.
There.
Better.
The horror game, you need to loud for the jump scares to like hurt your ears.
Gas.
How did you fall?
Okay, I guess if you move around real quick, you fall down sometimes.
Oh, that was interesting timing, okay.
Alright, you open this one if it's filled with gas.
I'll have to have my lighter up if it is.
Oh! What the heck? Do you see that?
Is he dead? Can I put it on? Can I wear it? Can I wear your skin?
This is just so scary! I gotta get out of here! I gotta go! I gotta run!
I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta go!
Why would it work anymore? I don't think I got that
All right, let's go
I do ten bucks that guy gets up
Chases after me
It's fucking paranoid ten bucks
Watch out don't jump off that one.
I haven't seen one animal.
This is the intro of the rat.
Alright so there's a way to go down, there's the boxes over there, boxes are always bait
in this game because it's just a way just to be look look at how but you can't go that way
so i i guess you have to hold it for you
it's crazy to think this is uh wait what's that guy oh is that guy boy wait what's something
back here what are you gonna say crazy one uh this is where 90 percent of spiderman's villains come
from the sewer what villain didn't come from the sewer I couldn't tell you at one point
or another they all spend some time there Dr. Octopus yeah but I've seen him fight him
in the sewer. Watch out. Turn your light system off. Men. Oh my god, there he is! Oh my god!
What?
It didn't work.
Okay.
This is crazy.
I just killed that guy.
I just got an achievement for doing that for some reason.
What's that say?
Concept art unlocked.
Oh, I got art you killed someone
Oops
I think the environments are really nice looking
We can we can go the other way I think we're here we
Don't want to go towards man, so we just got to be careful really we can walk on the edge of this
I don't think so or we're probably gonna have to get like a mine cart. Oh jeez
Oh gosh, I just was down. I'm just testing. I'm just testing to see
All right, let's let's what you push the guy up so you get the achievement. That's why I did that
And then I'll get the concept art
Cool, all right, did you get the achievement? No, did you get it before I don't know
Oh
Hmm
Boy boy boy, I think I see it in a room
You've got your light out. Oh, here it is. Here's the cart push. Oh, yeah, I couldn't get this to work
Well, no, there's doors. Do you want to check? Let's do this first
Or not gonna be able to come back. Yeah, we will
All right, push.
I'm pulling with all my strength.
All right, it's probably Rusty.
Gotta get an anti-Rust can.
There's no wheels, right?
I'm vaguely remembering this part.
Yeah, I gotta put wheels on.
Oh, does the demo beat the whole game?
Maybe?
Oh, shit.
What does that sound?
There's a hand blower.
Oh, all right.
Hide in the toilet.
All right.
What is that sound?
There's a hand blower.
Oh, a hiding toilet.
I got a...
What? No, I want to...
I think we have to distract him with the toilet.
Can we open this
I don't know you just you just climbed through
Maybe we can climb through I remember you dude. I remember yeah plunge this
Because there's a tire in one of these
We should be hey look what I found. Yeah, let's do this
Where'd it go?
Clunged the other ones, baby?
Clunged this?
Yuck.
Can you fly?
Yeah, it clunged that one.
Nothing.
What about this one?
We got the key to the other door.
Dude, I'd plunge every tour that might be concept art or something, or like a behind the scenes video.
This is me whenever I go to any bathroom.
Plunge it.
I found a plunger that has to be one of these.
Can't just open that door?
Dude, you left a plunger in there!
I wouldn't let me bring it.
I couldn't fit with the plunger.
Last one's there's a rotten egg!
I don't care.
People that have to put arbitrary wins in their life.
They're fucking losers, okay?
Like, oh, last one to get there's a rotten egg is just, yeah, you're putting an arbitrary win.
Fucking dweeb.
I'm sorry.
I don't need labels, there's a lot of skin suits man, I don't need labels like winner.
I found a brick, okay hold on to that we might need it, there's definitely a tire in here,
Wait, what's this?
I have a can of soup.
I have a brick.
There's another brick here.
I want this brick now.
We're looking for a tire.
There's a door up there.
It could, oh, what's that?
That's a chair, everyone.
can you guys do fake ETH for each other? we're kind of already doing it.
we have to do is a slow walk for that what is that up there?
I think that's it looks like it is going to jump out on the right oh that's a wiggle
it did move
uh... how about this let's go ahead
you just give you the break is you the weapons so
making the numbers by doing that don't get making me scared by being scared
where which instead the wall
i've i've got the top of the tire
i'm coming back
uh... boy i i'm gonna take each quick step
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, is this people?
Ah, I got you!
What is up with that?
Oh my god!
That's okay, we're together.
It's okay.
They got me with a blind Super Mario Maker jump.
I didn't know there was one there.
There wasn't one there on the ground when we walked in.
They just come out of everywhere. All right, ready? One, two, three, go!
Whoa, that was weird.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, they're gonna eat me!
Good. Nice job. All right, close it and lock it.
Alright, we need one more.
Is that... no, do we need a... are we done?
Are we out of tires?
Alright, we got it ready.
Alright, you have to go up when I go down.
Ready?
Go.
All of us we could have just balanced across.
We could have just buffed for us.
This is spooky in here. There's an X.
Alright.
Nice job. We made it. We made it through. Why can't I let it go? Okay.
Alright, ready? Now, now stay down there. And for let's wait about five seconds for
like a new viewer to open the stream at some point and begin the scene. I don't
know. I don't know. Our characters just aren't on the screen anymore.
This doesn't make any sense.
I think it's glitched.
Something, like, I think I fell through the floor.
Yeah, you went through the floor, but my character, I can feel like I'm getting vibrations like I'm moving around, but I'm on my camera.
Whoa! Dude, we got ya!
Let's jump scare, let's jump scare!
Hey, welcome to the stream, motherfucker.
Yeah, I hear that motherfucker.
Okay, this is gonna get scary.
Actually, I heard this game is good though.
I heard this game is good though.
Why am I talking like this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
I don't know where my character is.
I know.
Alright, you know what to do.
In three...wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
Um, I don't know, dude. I- this is like the- I feel like I've seen it.
I've heard people talking about this bug in the game before, but like, I- you're not- I'm not on the screen.
Can you see yourself?
Get back there.
We're- okay.
Um, it's your favorite breakfast cereal!
No! You f- whatever.
Welcome to the stream.
What's the line? What's the line?
Honey, it's Pop Tarts!
Yeah, but I feel like in that video you also say it's your favorite cereal and then you say it's pop darts
Maybe I'm wrong. I do say favorite breakfast cereal. Oh
Pop darts
Yeah, that's what every 90s commercial for food was like
It's just like oh, I'm crazy over this snack food
You like turn into whatever fruit is in the cereal. Yeah, people used to go crazy when they ate fruit snacks
Oh Capri son, I'm a strawberry now
Watch it. Oh hide under here
Did he go that this
He's- do you look at the- the thing was moving.
He's gonna get you.
He's gonna look in the briefcase.
And then we're gonna-
He's gonna put something in there.
Don't don't don't don't, he's not out yet.
Oh my god, he just looked back in.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
okay okay how did you do that that was awesome whoa all right so we gotta we're
gonna go out there this game is so crazy dude makes you what's your natural
instinct just not go where that guy just went
Randall does a different man we have to actually go out the same door the
monster just went off. They're doing, this is different. This is fucked up. All your
instincts tell you not to go this way.
Probably gonna keep attacking.
He saw you!
Ah, yeah he did.
I go behind him.
I mean I'm not keeping track but...
The three of the deaths were to make to test how the game was.
Okay, full spring to the left like like just the route that I went there's a
whole sprint okay go three
I made it!
I'm gonna explain I thought you were gonna cross okay I thought you're gonna cross over
okay we're not just straight out the door immediately start running right now
I am do my my dead so on my analog it's fucking messed up
Oh, no, stop over here!
I ran through the wall!
I ran through the wallster!
How did what?
That was the, um...
That's the Resident Evil, like, changing difficulty they just did to you.
We've died like four times here.
They didn't play that game.
Yeah, I don't know anything about it. I hate those games.
Okay, what what allows the skin suits to slither at you like they're usually not slithering
I don't know where he's going to magic before.
Did he not see you there yet before?
Oh shit.
Oh hey.
Oh shit.
Oh, hey.
Hurry!
Whoa!
Here are the top 5 scariest moments in these games right here.
Top 5 scariest moments in the re-enrollment.
I'm gonna be sorry because I would not have.
Um, no, I'm having a smoke.
Oh, I think you have to...
No, he's strong enough to just get me...
Wow.
I don't even need you.
I don't even need you.
That was a crazy experience.
That was a top five.
I still dead. Oh, it just put us on the ground. That was the the two stone stairs skip
But where the other guy go then he's right here. He's right here. It's following us. All right
If we're gonna count the deaths for those have been on purpose
You really crazy how you can like rewrite history and like just call things on purpose.
You don't even have any on purpose.
I've jumped off to test or as a joke.
That's it.
I tried.
I couldn't do it.
I don't think it's possible.
that you leaked the code that's why somebody's in the game with you I'm telling you by the
end of this you get 500 have you kind of funny actually oh wait we gotta go this is the top
5. Why are they not eating him? He's so far behind. They can taste like in the air, but
He's an NPC.
Haha, suckers!
Whoa!
Okay, nice job.
Alright, puzzle incoming.
I think we have to ground-stomp these in order.
Let me see.
Okay.
Now, fuck, hold on.
Okay, try the middle one now.
Okay.
Good, good, good, good.
Okay, this is actually a pretty good RNG.
I'm going to try this one.
Oh, come on, please.
Ah, fuck, I gotta start the whole thing.
I like that I just stand by and indulge you.
Do you want me to push it?
This looks like a, like a definite push this scenario, like, together, maybe.
It does seem like a push this together.
Maybe we need to find the woodcutter's accent.
Wait!
Did you do them in the right order or not?
Is there an accident on them?
That's not it.
Bugak! Bugak! Bugak!
That's the first re-anime, re-animal.
just pretend the third guy is poke but he's muted the whole time
I know I have to cut it
We tried pulling first didn't you?
That would be difficult.
And then the tree falls like towards us.
They're great to have a poke soundboard but have only like four options and just play
one every like ten minutes.
Oh hey, guy, oh.
Okay, I mean but like that like that one was on purpose
Oh my god, let's go get the song in
That's cuz I was
Reading chats funny comment about like I have a poke back there and I was like, oh, that'd be funny
What if I did a poke soundboard and I was not looking at the front of the spring
but even still though looking at the side of the screen I was looking at the
peripheral the screen
it's alright I'm gonna get them all out of the way now because you're gonna die
like five to ten times it before I do that is if I die
I died in the light.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Don't, dude, it's pretty slippery. Be careful.
Oh.
Oh my god.
What are they doing up there?
This is awful.
I really is an ice cream truck.
OK. Oh, it is an ice cream.
It actually is.
So we get chased by the ice cream.
Um, I could go for a shot at the hedgehog.
I hope it's a remix.
I could go for the WrestleMania.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, come on, come on, come on, hurry up.
Oh, dear, behind.
Oh, your mic is muted.
I'm gonna be in a risk.
I don't think you ever put any time.
Oh, you're gonna get... God!
Oh, come on. Oh, no. Ice cream? I want ice cream!
Come on, you have overtime! Why? You should grab that ice cream and run. Oh, no. Oh!
Okay, oh, we're moving from the call.
oh shit that's a... we both almost went down on that one
that's uh... it's one of my favorite spells
skin send
that's a spell? that's a Pathfinder spell
You get to like make your skin go to chores for you.
I think that's what's going on here.
Yeah, that was a wrecking body episode.
You're remembering the wrong media.
Help.
Push.
All right, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, what is on?
Yeah.
One of us has to get in the car.
What a neutral.
Oh.
Oh.
There was somebody who was in there.
Oh, are they okay?
Folk?
I think we can open this.
What? It was an indicator on there.
Why is there an indicator?
Can we get in?
No.
What are you in there? Are you in there?
Woo! Ah!
and the business opened
they what the fuck do we even pay taxes for
they're not gonna fix these fucking roads
this place is dusty
and hally over it over here
cool good
like someone should get a broom or something
okay trash can
open
use the power word
we can just vandalize
because the last good thing the world had
I
What
Why not coming in the mouse hole?
I've been trying
Oh
What are you buying no, I don't want the pig mask. Oh, I don't get any masks
Sorry to keep being Kermit
Oh
It's a very big pig that is huge
You know how do you do that left bumper?
Oh, is this might just be a secret room?
I think it's just for the mask.
It's the Pikma!
Oh, sorry, James.
I just had to run away and cause a problem.
And then I'm gonna betray you.
Sorry.
I'm a villain now.
Hey Moe, what the heck's going on? Why are you doing that?
Because you're gonna run a minus 2s for this one?
Not in my chat, I'm getting probably 30% minus 2s, about 40% minus 2.
That's a pretty good ratio.
Wait, that was Polk. He didn't kill him.
He should be fine in there.
It's his ice cream truck.
Grand Theft Auto 6.
It's going to be crazy when that comes out.
It's going to be such a crazy fun game.
I'm hoping I can live another 20 years to see it happen.
Yeah.
Hey, but when it comes out, there'll be 20 years of GTA 6 content.
Yeah, they're not even gonna have swords in that game.
They honestly, GTA 6 probably has swords before Path of Exile though.
It's possible.
There's probably a sword melee weapon in the game.
What was it's release date like?
I think it's the end of the year.
November this year?
Or not a holiday?
Yeah they're gonna have swords.
I don't know if we can go upstairs.
I want some popcorn.
Lulis this year.
I'm going to go to movie theater order.
Uh, honestly.
A small, uh, like small drink or like a medium coke.
And you don't drink.
You don't take a sip out of the drink until the first 20 minutes of the movie
is over, get through the first act before you take a sip.
So then you don't have to go to the bathroom.
I finished whatever drink I have before the movie starts.
That's a huge problem.
I know. I used to do that too, and then you have to piss outrageously an hour or two into the booby.
Well, as an adult man, I can hold it.
Yeah, but I don't want to hold it. Part of my brain is going to be concentrating on my like piss bladder.
I want to focus on what, you know, what we want Kenobi is saying to Luke.
I don't want to focus on the pee in my stomach.
What do we do here?
I'm a bit to cut this obviously
maybe back outside
I'm a big pretzel kind of guy
pretzel big pretzel
food is fine food is absolutely all food is on
whether eating popcorn or pretzels or snack or
for the most part you're not gonna have to shit within 20 minutes and while I mean if
you get the nachos at the movie theater you might so I would recommend not to do that
I'm like stuck okay well we need something to we need like a wire cutter
nothing in that car
What even was, oh, the last movie you saw in a theater?
Oh my goodness, I don't even know.
You're talking about Luke?
Somewhere in the 70s, apparently.
I actually think it was the last Star Wars main movie.
It's been a long time.
which what what makes one a main movie they take the force awakens the last
Jedi and then I don't even know the title of the last one Kylo Ren goes to
space this sith is returns or was it what is it what is the name of the last
one rise of Skywalker right
You don't remember because it sucked.
That whole trilogy is so... am I all right?
That whole trilogy is so outrageous because they... Disney buys the whole franchise.
We're gonna do a sequel trilogy. Let's go. There's enough material we can do it.
Hires three different fucking people to make three different movies.
The first guy makes one. The second guy goes,
Now, you know what? We're gonna do something completely different than the first one. We're gonna change the whole story.
And then they're supposed to have another guy do the third one, but then they brought the first guy back because he's like, wait, let me fix it.
Why not just have one guy do the fucking whole thing?
Didn't they also...
The Game of Thrones people left to do Star Wars stuff. So did they leave to do Star Wars stuff and it also wasn't good?
I'm not a big Star Wars guy, I don't know.
Why is it a packed theater for this movie?
It's a good movie.
Look, whether you like J.J. Abrams or not...
Yes it is. I can see it.
I can't turn it off or anything.
Uh, Ryan Johnson, whatever. They just said, hey, you don't have to rewrite each other's movie every time you make another movie in the sequel trilogy.
I'm gonna re-do what he did. I'm just gonna do a different movie.
Well, you know, it's, it's, it's number eight after seven, right?
That's, that's different in his.
Okay.
I'm watching this.
The ring.
It's us, wait, that's us.
We're in the movie.
Everybody!
Movies are the devil!
Movies are poison!
They're poisoning all of your brains!
They want to keep you dumb!
They want to make you stupid!
And could, and could place it!
Resist!
Resist the movie!
I
Resist
My my tiktok is pig man movie man. I do this
So if anyone wants to follow what I what I did
Did you get arrested?
Did you spend thousands of dollars on a bot farm to promote it?
to promote your nuisance thing
the door opener
he didn't do that, why didn't he ALGO cleanse beforehand?
You didn't ALGO cleanse.
It's funny, Holly actually will come in and be like, what is with your algorithm?
What is?
Yours has to be crazy.
It's just, I click on like everything, man, I...
That's why you have so many viruses.
I click on it because I go this is crazy and then I go why did I click on that? I just I'm part of the problem
Here's for a long okay, I want to say for like a day
I don't know why I was getting these I was getting like the chiropractor AI
Look, I I really hurt the patient videos
Okay, here we go, ma'am
I did what I was visiting you. You showed me a bunch of those. You're like, oh, you haven't seen these?
And then you just like kept showing me like multiple different ones.
I don't know why they were infecting my feet.
There are so many of them.
Yeah, I don't know what it is. Why did people make so many of those? It's like...
Hey, alright, man, welcome. You're at the chiropractor.
Okay, uh, pay up front. And then he like hits her in the fucking back, just jumps on her back and stuff.
She like splits in half and will be like, thank you so much.
Yeah, every time I would look up my shoulder and look at you or Holly and be like this is fucking this is outrageous I
Can't believe a chiropractor can do is doing that to somebody and you guys be like dude
These aren't real man. These aren't real. We had to tell you like four or five times. I just like don't know
I didn't they would pop up and I was
to lose his license for that!
you just r-piece it
alright, take us somewhere
I don't think there's any pedals
you can't even ride the bike
that's... come on
oh pig on a pig blink oink oink
goodness
dude do you ever get the but this seven second in the morning poop ritual I
it's seven seconds in the morning and I have and I can and I'm clear this seven
second's poop ritual. I swear to god. I kind of I kind of like all the weird ones that
show people's like morning routines. It's an ad though. I swear.
Oh, 7am, shower, 8am, shower, 9am, off to the gym, 10am, shower.
But I just laugh at them, I'm just like, this is fucking terrible, and then I just fucking
say, do not recommend.
Oh, flesh boys around here.
Oh!
Is there a hole right here?
Oh.
Are we not strong enough to do this?
Okay, for the righty.
Dude, people treat their algorithms, and I get why.
It is a...
If I were to get your phone and go on YouTube or go whatever,
and I would have clicked on a fucked up dumb video that you would not want to click on,
it literally is like putting a virus into your algorithm.
I get it.
It takes one video sometimes, and then for days, it'll be like, oh no, you watch this, you like this, you want more of this.
Get in.
I'm kind of sticking out here, man.
One misclick and you get crazy stuff.
Well, that's that person talking about the Algo Clems.
What is an Algo Clems?
Do you, is it a specific kind of, okay, this is gonna be like dietary nutritional guidelines for cleaning your algorithm eventually here
Like what's the recommended amount of cat videos said you have to put in like 10% 20% daily value to fix it
This is gonna be dietary restrictions. I'm coming
Dad's coming
This 7 second algo cleanse to start your day will get stuck poop removed from your mouth.
I swear to god it's real.
he doesn't know every life
what's the goal here to
go where his desk was or where he was sitting at?
he's opening the door
this game is fucked up, you have to fight your instincts
what are your instincts right now?
to go that way, right? to go this way
to take a bath
Wait, maybe there is something right at his desk.
Should we care about this or just go?
Can we just go over there?
Yeah, I mean, there's got to be a reason for this, right?
No secret mask or something so he's he's drying them
But then in the other room he's soaking
Yeah, what's his problem?
Like like this middle one looks like they're about to be human again
You know I think he's making
He's making vessels.
Hulk!
Have you just been sitting in there the whole time?
Yeah, if you said anything, you've been muted.
Come over here for one second.
I want to do something real quick.
That's when I'm just gonna try something okay one sec
alright there's no poke video of him playing re-animal I don't think it's
gonna just get him to this part of the game in his bod did he not play it I
I don't think I don't think so. Ah, too bad. Too bad.
We could play along with his body. I was gonna get right to where he was in his
VOD where we are right now and see if we could play along to it. He's the bad's coming.
Wait, what? He was right there.
do it with somebody else who uh who we like friends with enough that wouldn't
think we were weird for doing that
friend wait Vinny played it wait Vinny played this oh dude alright let's see
I
Thought we were hitting
Wow holy shit, I
He did not
Yeah, no you said what friends and people just started naming people we know I see all right well
I can plate it
Don't the line plate it, I can plate it
Hold on, once there's no chase scene we'll figure this out
I'm not enough for German
I thought I was enough
Oh, he got you!
He got you!
Uh, alright, lock in.
Why do we keep going to this one, by the way? This is probably the one...
This is a bad one to go to.
I feel like he's the good guy, he might be.
He's walking on his anchor, man.
Alright, so he still walks around.
Ah, what?
Why is it doing that?
Oh my god!
Excuse me!
Oh shit!
Shit! No!
Why did he just do that?
Why did he do that?
Yeah, we're going too far.
This is the 15th time we've seen him do this.
We keep going back in time.
How can we stop JFK from getting shot?
I think he's gonna see us.
Do you think this guy is in an Omegalo?
L-U-L? Keck?
Low?
Which one? Laffy? What do you think he uses?
I'm gonna say
hmm he's definitely a low mega low
he's a mega low
okay don't don't muck this up
when he's dealing with the chickens I think we have to go well we're gonna
make we're gonna go we get you made the decision we're gonna go go where though
um the door right there are we not gonna be making it to the door I think I
think I see what has to happen oh god how do we stop JFK for getting quick
Quick quick quick, go in the washer.
There are.
Somebody lied in chat.
You're going to give us a lift.
You actually are going to give us a lift.
I think we need to lure him back into this room
and then wrap around and then go to that door.
I think we will do that. We'll try that.
And also I think that I saw an H2P or hiding spot.
You did.
Where the bucket is?
Yeah, we're good luck getting out of that.
Alright, so you wanted to run around?
Oh, you can't go in it.
That's too bad.
Alright, is this an aggro?
Aggro, then run him around.
I'm just going to follow you.
Okay, only one of us should do this because we don't want to split up, so I will follow
you.
Okay.
There's no place to hide in here.
Wait, hold on.
Turn the light on.
Oh, chicken coop.
Oh my goodness.
We're not there.
Yeah.
There it is.
What did we need that for?
He's coming.
Oh, for all the wood planks we have to pry.
That's true.
We're gonna pull it together.
Oh, disgusting.
That's a, that's a blinding of Isaac enemy.
Okay, we have to go back.
Oh, he's looking at us.
It's Harold.
This is when he opens his mouth and a high-pitched tone comes out and then he hears it and comes after us.
I thought that was actually in the game, that actually scared me.
How do we, we check that door that we got near them?
We should.
toilet why can you sit on the fucking IBS dude get off I mean had an indicator
get poke out of there
I think we need to break it open with... I think he's coming back. Is that him? Is that
I think we have to pry it off the other door, wasn't there another place with the boards?
I do think we have to go back, but this is closed, we have to go back.
I don't think there's more of us than going back, can't we just attack him?
Don't forget you're caught.
In here!
Go!
Go!
Folks asking if you can hear him on his stream.
Oh boy.
Ah, we forgot all the washing machines!
You know, right now I'm freaking scared.
Oh my god.
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Okay, I think we got to get behind his dumpster
It's as if you were playing the game with Sturk or with German or your favorite Forkster.
It's a six-hour recording.
We don't name the Fork one.
Me who shall not be spoken of.
Yeah.
On the dumpster.
You made an uh-oh noise.
You made an uh-oh.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, on the dumpster.
You made an uh oh noise.
You made an uh oh.
No I didn't.
I heard your character go, don't even deny it.
Each horseman recorded a six hour recording, with two hours of banter before.
what's up dude hey what what the fuck
I don't know there's a fucking NPC who's playing all the better over here
What was it? My fault. What happened was that my fault?
Did you guys have a lot of noise to start with?
Not yet, not yet.
Okay, other dumbster?
Actually, I think we can just cut.
Just cut all the way back here. Yeah.
We're going to that door.
why are we holding the door we can't hold the door against the man I think we're
making sure well there's another man
Oh, he climbed out of the soul.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You're gonna go out this way.
And wait.
Wait, wait, wait, go on, wait, go on.
There!
Wait!
Oh!
This one, I'm over here with you.
I'm trying to collect the poke you've needed.
She's gonna wait her out.
That's disgusting.
Nice. Get us out of there. Help. Help. I'm a weak. Oh, baby boy. Okay, back to the movie
theater
that's crazy what's that
he's gonna break through the screen
And I think we do have to go this way I think we do
Oh come on help
Oh, let me check the toilet so predictable
What the fuck was that sound?
It was me drinking the toilet water.
Oh no, this outside there was a crowbar.
That lighting effect is crazy.
Aragonpokes not talking.
He said he had a sore throat today.
He's just playing with us.
Okay, it's because you got the camera cut at millisecond before I got in.
towards my fault it's your fault everyone note that down is my fault who's that
get that up
Yeah, so if you'll see
It is an interactable
Alright, we definitely have to make him go somewhere and have him step on a pressure plate
That's my guess
you're we just met him you're already suggesting like use him as a pawn and
kill him I didn't say kill I said to use as a he use him as a thing to help us
for the pressure plate
anything in this room I don't see
Hello?
Elevator?
Is anyone here?
Sorry.
We'd have liked to do something with him.
Why would he be here?
Do we make him leave?
Wait, what's this?
Yeah, can he go in here?
What?
Turn off the lights off.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Turn our lights off.
Yeah, stand in a place where he has to go in that tube.
It's too unruly.
I think he was just doing a little bit.
Come over here and just like stand.
You gotta get trigger the bicycle boy.
Stand right here.
Move up a little.
So he can't run away from us.
So move up to the... yeah.
Okay, I don't think that's it seems like a hat
Bicycle boy
Okay bicycle boys back
Okay, I think we do have to go down that way still
Which really goes against my instincts, I think he's gonna spawn every time
No? There you go.
you hungry but uh what did you for breakfast this morning
uh
ham egg cheese bacon bagel ham
Oh
I
Get that thing fire up
Step on the gas
I have two pieces of sourdough toast with a banana and two tables please you serve, well not better.
Wait, wait, are we in Europe or America? Which side of the road? That looks European.
I think it's your up.
Are you driving or am I driving?
I'm driving.
Are you sure?
I feel like I'm... No, I can turn, dude.
You can't wait to get it.
I just did.
It's just a coincidence.
I should be aware of that.
Stab him!
You're gone.
I think I should stab him.
I have a knife.
That's what he said.
I have a knife.
That's what he said.
How does that work?
Is that the word he was scalloping?
Okay, let's press X for the first time.
A poke is driving.
Dude, poke just got us killed.
Life sure is strange.
What's a game that's similar to this?
Little Nightmares 1, Little Nightmares 2, Little Nightmares 2, Little Nightmares 3.
Did Pope play Little Nightmares 2?
I don't know, every game he played.
I don't know, what if we got like a different game that he played?
He played Limbo, Little Nightmares, and Inside.
Alright, I wanna do it, I feel like it'd be fun.
Alright, give me a minute. I want to do this. Do you want...
Alright, Paul Kittlehull's VOD?
He's a VOD channel, right? Little Nightmares.
Just for a few minutes.
I'm not I'm not even gonna hear the bit. Well, we'll just play at the same time
Does he have a lot of this
I was gonna go to his channel
Okay, it'll be worth it it'll be worth it
Put any of his mods on, that's gonna be a horror game.
What if like we just like...
Hold on, here we go.
...prepare to pretend we're playing with Sturr.
It will be worth it, it will be worth it.
You're gonna open up you're gonna open it up like okay
We set it to the exact spot where like what book was inside this exact game and he's gonna be talking about like
something completely different
It's not even gonna be about this is in play this is in playing that that game the cable that was it called
It's like an action RPG game
Well then arrows it down
shit come on no that's not gonna work
alright 10 more seconds and I'm done
I can just call it like we can just get poked
we can just call him
alright alright I got one
this is just this is just what a pokesvods
it's in playing okay here we go what do you do when you do what do you do what
animation what fucking thing do you do on the balls now okay I mean you said
we'd start at the same time and you didn't even link it oh fuck here he's not
even doing the bit correctly is this one is that was the part that involved me
and this is 42 minutes and 59 seconds
we don't you ready fuck are we doing it is funny it's crimson desert
are you ready 42 minutes and 59 seconds wait that's exactly where you exactly
where I am right now he's gonna be playing a different game it's gonna be
loud all right ready okay I'm ready three two one play
I'd rather just die and start again.
Well, I don't think we should do that.
I don't think we should do that.
I'm not going to restart, I don't even have food, at least.
Well, I mean, we can take a break in a few minutes.
Well, I hope so, we start getting food.
Do you want to overeat something?
Well, let's just keep going for a few minutes.
The one chatter was ready to jump on the platforms.
Yeah, we...
Jump on the platforms.
There's no platform here.
Yeah, what are they talking about?
Well, I mean, we did just jump.
I think you talked about it before.
Like a few minutes ago.
Yeah, it's not like the way...
It doesn't work like...
If you're a visitor viewer and you have to play the game, that's...
Oh, wow!
Oh, fuck!
This game is just kind of loud.
Okay, apparently this bit is killing my tree.
Huh?
I have a video running.
Nice bro.
Come on, he's doing stuff.
Is it before it pops up?
I guess it's a really short floor.
All right, through this door.
Why are the cannonballs being fired at folk sounds?
Oh, are you coming?
Oh my god.
He's stuck fighting something down there.
He's stuck.
Yeah, he's fighting a ton of monsters down there.
Are you good?
Dude, just keep them occupied while we get it in through here.
I can't do this bit.
It's like my screen frame rate is dropping for some reason.
You keep talking him I can't oh he's down there fucking to have a phone
All right, we're good
Okay, so if we go in here what is in here we sell the crowbar, right?
Wheel don't get the wheel
Or a shield, I don't know pain the coil is even good man
This boss is just dumb. I would hit the shoulder somehow. Yeah
Talking about yeah, here's just talking about the last boss
What's going on?
Why is that boat a little spring?
Okay, we're going to walk.
Yeah?
I think it's gonna why do I have my sword out again?
You're just laughing.
It's funny.
The jolly fellow.
What did we even just do?
Uh, we opened up this for the water from yesterday.
All right, let me turn this off.
Hello.
What are we even going to do?
Uh, we opened up this for the water can get through.
Alright, let me turn this off.
It is definitely worth it. I laughed.
If you laugh, you lost.
I think um I think we goofed I think we have to open both of them so we can
drive the boat through okay so I think we we had to we had to do something else
or maybe maybe we drive the boat no that doesn't make any sense can we not
because is there anything I think there's anything else we can do over there
I guess I have to open the second one can we take this thing I guess we can
continue to no okay wait there was a there was a power thing on the other
side did we touch that
I think it's too far.
Yeah, I think you need to like reel me in.
It needs two of us.
Oh.
A little bit more.
Right there looks good, right?
Big jumps here.
Ooh!
I guess I can just go too.
Okay, now we go back, we open it all the way, we play game for gift, and then we're good.
What do you think about that poke?
Yeah, I don't maybe I'll tap again.
It's just because you're scared and you need like more people in the call and distractions.
That's not true.
This guy scares easy.
Take that back.
Is Poke even live right now or is he taking down?
He is not live.
He might be asleep.
I've seen a couple of his stream titles of like I'm fixing my sleep schedule and he's
going live at like 9 p.m.
But I know his last I'm fixing my sleep schedule he was like awake at like 6 a.m. still screaming
it always happens like that doesn't it.
When you flip fix your sleep schedule you you just have to go all in and it ends up being
you end up having to go all the way into the abyss before you can come out the other side.
You're my guiding moonlight.
I'm looking around.
So watch out for those mines.
My shining star that can't go in my mind.
Ahoy!
That's a wall.
You gotta thread through that if you're a real gamer.
No, there's more back there.
My name is Darren.
Do you think Dad followed us all the way over here?
He doesn't have teleportation bodies that he... Yeah, he's right there.
Dude. Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Ugh!
Oh, the slugman.
Basta! Basta! Basta!
I didn't see the one that was right there. I was enjoying looking at the people poop.
It was oddly satisfying.
I need to pause for one second.
Sorry.
I want to turn you up ten percent.
Okay.
I'm going to focus louder than me.
All right.
Trigger is the speeding freeze.
Got it!
You're turning.
Um...
Um, what?
That was me paddling with an ore.
I really have to have everything explained to everybody, don't I?
I
Want the concept art you get every hat in every concept
In every bicycle
Okay, the boat just sits around
Can we take a pee break
Sure
Feel like it's been like an hour or two a couple hours
We get on whenever we get to this next section will take a quick break
I mean this is very much the next section because we just pulled up here with the boat
Well, let's put me up there, and then I want to go to you and I'm gonna get out of water
Okay, wait, that's just gonna make you have to pee again. That's fine
All right, I guess pause
Okay, I'm on the whole thing and I'll see you in three to five minutes give or take
Okay, I'll be here. Okay
Baby see you guys in a few minutes
I am back.
How are you doing, dude?
How are things?
Everybody continue dude. Are you ready to continue? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude
Yeah, you ready to go got it. Yeah, dude wait a minute. No, you're not
Okay, hold on. I
My time to pause my time my time you can pause
We're each allowed five minutes of pausing.
Okay, like a chess timers.
Your timer is at like 30 seconds in mine, is at like 458.
And you're sweating beads.
It's fine.
You have like one piece to move on the board.
All I need is one second to checkmate you.
Usually take you two seconds
What was this?
What even are these?
There's more spoons
I think they are, yeah
Oh a bed!
I can't jump
They don't go anywhere.
Probably go out the window.
Maybe or we bring the harpoons outside.
Maybe.
fire them. I can't see the only thing that was up there. Maybe surely. Can we stick these
somewhere? Can you put them on the boat maybe? Yes, I can. I think we just got those to keep
going, I guess. I don't know. Our character should say their motivations out loud and their
emotions into the camera what is it held was it to equip the hard points lb or
x to equip them oh my god shit okay it takes three of us to open a door I think
you just blew up that whole wall I didn't see it okay so if I hold x then I
And I guess I throw harpoons.
Watch out, we only have one of them.
Okay.
I hope it was worth it.
There's probably an infinite amount.
I think the harpoon was mine.
Wow!
That was a loud explosion.
Harpoon him.
Harpoon him.
I don't know if I can.
Is that a little baby boy?
I don't know.
There's only three people that are as tall as us so far.
Three to four, do you remember?
I don't think I have enough weapons to deal with all these people.
Uh, let's just start going.
Oh, they're scared now.
Oh, come on!
Are you fucking kidding me?
I threw it and he...
He dodged.
He just wasn't ready to be thrown at yet.
He wasn't ready.
He was not ready to be thrown at.
The timer's ticking down.
Yeah, they get an indicator when you can throw it.
This looks like fun.
Yeah, stay a good distance away.
Yeah, well, I think you mean, you know, I haven't been to boat in a long time.
When was the last time you were in a boat?
A couple years, maybe.
It's got to be somewhere around 10 for me, maybe 5 or 10 years.
I mean, where are you going to go on a boat in Vegas?
Oh, true.
But even before that, even in the Boston area, I didn't really...
I'm not much of a boater.
If a boat occurs, I'll get on the boat.
I'm not like, steeping boats out, but if there was an abandoned hotel, water,
Halloween ride, where you throw harpoons, it bloated big people.
I could get on board. That sounds like a lot of fun.
Uh-oh.
Oh, you're gonna catch him.
Dude, you got attacked by the giant bird!
Dude, you got attacked by the giant bird!
I know you have a soundboard, but when you just use it sparingly, not right after I say something.
Oh, the bird cannon!
conveniently placed a hull diver's cannon. Let's load it up.
You can find cannonballs.
This is a puzzle.
One ball, two ball, three ball, uh, connect forward to failed.
Okay, so it's 1 slot 1 slot 2 slot 4 slot 1.
Oh, sorry, I was stuck on a rock.
Alright, thing done.
I probably have to load it.
Any cannonballs in the vicinity?
This is what came out of it?
Yeah, so we load that with gunpowder or something, right?
There's another one.
There's a bunch of these.
These are shells, yeah.
So we need gunpowder.
How did this already ready to go?
Yeah, these are spent.
Alright, gunpowder.
I mean, we might have to go somewhere else, maybe.
You know that like 70 or 80 years ago, that was like the most radical fucking thing that
name them
That was like crazy that went really hard. I think we probably have to drive
somewhere else. Also I how old are you? How many eons have you existed?
I think you're right on going somewhere else.
Were you high during all of 2008?
I said 80 years ago.
Not like 20.
Where's that fucking boat, fuck?
Dude, where's that fucking boat?
bro where's that fucking boat?
is it really not here? no we passed him, he was just hanging out
we just ran by him
it's gotta be on that other side
yeah I think he took our boat
No we didn't
It's like right here
Let's go right here
Should we bring a shell?
I feel like we should bring a shell
That's a good call
Let's go around one more time
What's that
No, not that you fool. What are you doing? Dude, can you imagine?
460 years ago and you hear someone on the guitar din din din din din din din
It'd be crazy!
Crazy shit you've ever heard.
Hey, you heard this on popcorn from 1970.
Well, maybe?
I'm not sure.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't think we want this.
Shit!
oh man well back to throwing our police house you saw the lighthouse over there that's the goal then
My camera is like forcing me to look at stuff out.
You know what I mean?
Is it doing it to you or are you looking around?
I mean, I'm looking over here.
Lighthouse?
Did we... we...
We did not do this.
We're gonna find gunpowder.
That's a... you're addicted to hearing that sound, huh?
When I first heard that 1,020 years ago, blew my mind.
I actually have.
Wait, we're fighting seagulls?
Why?
Why?
Why? Why?
There's been two enemies to fight in the whole game. Scary boss and bird.
You better watch out for bird.
I completely forget about all the bloated menu just through Spears app.
This is a very Elden Ring ladder.
I was just gonna say Night Rain Solve this by putting geysers everywhere.
Poppies. Oh, and this is where you fight um, what's his name?
Itchigo.
So, um, you talking about Yixing?
Yixing, yeah.
How did that go for you?
Why would you ask?
Why would you ask?
is a scary little area
is a little nightmare
did we kill the
a guy with a broken leg?
Oh, there's a lot of pigs in there.
Aw, man, that's too bad it's not Monday.
Okay.
Okay, I guess there's just a lot of pigs in there.
Get ready for a bunch of...
it's gonna be tons of pig noises it's gonna be awful this is pig eatin I don't know
well now that we know that we have weapons yeah it's very true
locked. Good thing I have this crowbar. Why is this already feeling like go to another
island angle? It might be. We just got here. Oh wait. They knocked it over. The seagull
Oh, there's a key on the ground.
Got a key.
Oh, I think we got to hide from these pigs.
I think.
Well, the door anyway.
I think you're a weapon.
No, I think you just kind of hangs up.
Yeah, then here it comes. Here it comes. All the pig noises. All concentrated into one.
Two hundred yard by two hundred yard area.
We're gonna open the door.
Oh!
Oh, gross!
Oh, bonfire. At least we have a bonfire here.
gonna say it you said it first it's fucking annoying we both had the same
thought like the yogurt people in a lot of laugh because you said it and that's
why we should be together annoying because we complete each other's meals
like if you have two french fries left maybe I'll get one well I wouldn't want
you to ship blood
sure
you've to push the pig
they probably smells so bad
not a part
all squeak pig squeeze
that is a huge one
I wish that were me.
Alright, the devs of these games really love like big,
big, big things.
Oh, look at that.
It talks.
Dork.
I love that.
Like in little libraries, it was here gluttonous people eating and
They also have a bunch of a bunch of gluttonous animals or people
Seagulls
They're glutton
My mom did that to a bird on my birthday we left poke back there. Yeah, we did you just that
That would have...
Is Pokes controller dead?
Yeah, this is looking at how long we got to go.
Do you need another rest?
Alright, do you think in one sprint you really get over there?
Did you see the perfect line of birds?
It was pretty perfect.
Did you ask me if I'd be able to run?
Could you do this whole thing in one go without stopping?
Yeah.
You think so?
With that plank there?
I don't know.
I think the plank slows you down a little.
This isn't like Ultimate Ninja or whatever.
It's just stairs.
One plank?
That plank is scary. I don't know if you would just barrel over that. I feel like you would slow down.
He's losing a lot of street cred right now.
Just put your hands up and I'll just stand up.
a new friend?
that's just who got taken by the bird
probably
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
Ooh.
Whoa!
Can you do the following, One Bro?
Jamie.
Haha.
You got to get this out.
All right.
We need to get us to fight the pig.
Is there anything scarier than a really angry bird?
I feel like that's a horrifying thing.
Save us!
Save us!
Go ahead and run!
Wait, what, what's the fire?
I don't know, we probably shouldn't hang out.
Oh, that's pretty kermit.
You have a good kermit, right? I keep looking like kermit.
Uh, well, it depends on how you think about that,
Well, it depends on how you think about that, but I think I kind of have a good one.
Here's the season to be jolly and piggy.
We just left piggy back there.
Quite a few of them actually. I lost him.
Not bad, pretty good.
Oh, we're gonna do a hitchhiking?
That's a terrible Kermit, bad Kermit.
Imagine this is a four player co-op game and they make you wait that long for the fourth
person.
There's a lot of like games that, it feels like that, you know, you have to get to level
five before you can like play with your friends.
That's true, it does happen a lot.
I don't know why I'm there.
There's my Muppet Treasure Eye on Kermit.
Am I good?
What's that?
Going on in my head
You fall asleep for a second that's like in my body or something is that my internal
Why would we ever get on this bus
To go to the cursed imaginary village in bloodborne
Alright, I'm going to sit right here.
You guys sit right across from me so we can talk on the right.
I don't know, I feel like you'd rather talk to a boat.
I'm gonna get, I'm just gonna crash or something.
Wow there's a, there's a long loading screen.
and the shaders.
Last time you were on a boat was a long time ago.
When was the last time you were on a bus?
Definitely...
Look at the fucking common folk.
Definitely way, way...
Actually, not that long ago.
Way sooner than I went on a boat.
Yachts counters boats, by the way.
Oh, okay in that case
Have you ever been on a yacht?
No, neither have I
I don't think I ever would want to I think if all yachts sunk right now
All of them
Simultaneously right now in a fluribus situation.
Oh my god.
I've never been on a yacht.
I feel like I never would want to be on one.
I feel like the largest boat I'd want to be on is one that has
like a dirty cabin.
That's just a...
Here's the boat and then here.
There's a kind of a dirty cabin down here
And I'm all about the dirty cabin. Yeah, but I just only want just that with wood floors and wood panels
Okay, well commit a felony and
You can live in one
I thought about for a boat. I
Want that you know the ones you see where you know, that's all the creaky shit. We're tech
And they're in hammocks and stuff
Yeah, like an old like an old captain and old like yeah, there's much much my captain's quarts
You got to get on the the boat retirement plan
Just go cheap boat flow out into the ocean. Oh shit. We have to fight
clock tower Maria
Yeah, I just want like a wooden bed and an admiral's outfit right next to it.
And a place to like, pfft, and, hmm.
Captain Crunch Maxing.
my massive hog captain crunch maxing I like that I don't know why I'm standing
here doing this yeah what did this accomplish is this in kind of I think
oh it's because you can do that come up come up here pressing and pressing
um let go let go my god he's gonna pull up some there holy shit
wow
try again I I did okay okay we call that where I'm from bullshit
.
It's a scripty.
Are you crept out by shoes?
How did you throw that?
X.
They were to break them?
Maybe one of them might have a key?
I think that that is you know, yeah, let's kill them all
We can bring them back
Oh, you're gonna have to gear it on
Okay, but that don't open you thank you
Oh, holy shit, new area.
What's in there?
Any help?
though, if you could throw those harpoons one-handed, I think you could open it.
True.
That's gonna play some nursery rhyme here, right?
Me-me-me-me-me-me.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
May I break it?
May I bricks?
Well, I guess you could just...
Wait, how'd you do that?
Oh, well, okay.
I tried to swing it, didn't I?
Is there no place in this world free from damnation?
Oh poke! Wait, there's a king. There's like a little king boy.
I
Sit song
Just fucking get him get up all
Where the can go he took off coward
I
Know he took him ran off
That that decorative sword that you've never used probably than you're in shopping
This game has swords. Are you kidding me?
Light.
Starlight.
More pigs.
Oh. Oh no. Oh no. What the hell?
Super gross out. Alright.
I'm on team pig.
They're gonna put poke in there.
You can't just call any pig you see poke.
They have them down there.
I
I
got you as a light
you know they do fear the light there was some environmental story telling
earlier about this
I think in the sunlight they turn into stone
Hey, have they made a game where light is actually bad and it's the darkness that actually
hurts the monster?
Oh.
It's sweet.
You turn all the lights off and that's what causes the problem for the monster.
Can't think of any.
Final Fantasy XIV, apparently.
It's an emerald.
Okay, Final Fantasy XIV. Somebody help me out here. Maybe stir if you know anything, too.
That game, I feel like, came out. And people thought it was kind of good.
But then it came out, they, like, remade it twice or something.
I mean, haven't they done so much work to that game?
It's been re-released and redone and reimagined like three times.
It sucked, then they remade it.
Okay.
I don't even know which one 14 is.
It's the MMO.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I thought.
It's a million times better now.
It's gonna scream dude.
You killed it.
Oh, it's a hat.
You finally have your first hat and it's just a plant.
It's really jiggly.
It's easily the best animal.
Easily?
That's what people are saying
German did agree to play Ragnarok with me and then like every time I try and call them
So suspiciously not there. I just get busy every time. I just get really busy
Like what I'll see the stir is typing on discord and I'll good
And I preemptively when I see stirrers typing, I immediately hit you, be like, hey, dude, Sunday, I'm pretty busy this whole week.
Like, just want to let you know in case I get anything. Was it going up or anything?
True.
Climbing is impeccable.
All right, get the weapon out.
I think one of us has to be the light here.
You want to be the lighter? You want me to be the light?
I can both be the light.
Okay, that's a one-stop.
I was trying to see if it actually did anything.
Lantern is better than mine so I said if you want to play a game that I want to play then
I might be free no I don't even give him that opportunity I just say hey dude I'm
busy for like a couple months and then I'll hit him up with a I can't do that
some time on Thursday. Like randomly.
I'm running.
We got to open this.
I think we have to kill them. Oh, we have to hide.
Stereosora in German is Riku. No, German is the Queen Octopus from the Little Mermaid.
You're not even going to say her name? Who am I?
Why can't you say Ursula?
Wait, the mermaid? Areola?
No!
Hey, did you're the queen octopus you'd not know kids these days only know who that is from Kingdom Hearts 3
Not me this time
They made it look like a perfect diving board. I thought it we just would be lined up
I mean you're not wrong. I maybe you aren't wrong I
Was gonna do the triple Lindy
you weren't wrong I'm on the lifestyle you got again
did this room I'm making my my death counter back in this room from real
yeah these ones these ones are like ha ha like funny you're dead here you stand
on you you did actually know you killed me because you moved you have to stand
there. I'm blaming you. You didn't know that. Can you knock down the bookcase, please? I'm
stuck. I'm actually I'm trying to walk back. Okay, there I am. Oh, that doesn't break everything.
He doesn't do anything.
Alright, we gotta stop it before I drop some in.
There's eating them already! Hurry!
It's gonna be bones!
Oh, so...
There's a kid on there.
Can we throw a brick at him?
I can't reach.
survive for five minutes
Oh
What a good end of game
I
That's all of us we're ready to do it. Yeah
Wiggle I am I'm moving around use your bird beak. Oh, we did it
Oh
No the chain together
Did this guy do this?
this. Okay, we only need to. We have to coordinate otherwise we're going to keep falling down.
If you want to run. Left, right, left, right, left, right. If you want to run you need to
say there's gotta be a word 3 2 1 hop how about just run hop the run is a good
word to signify needing to run yeah
3 2 1 jump
I thought that was gonna just capture us.
Yeah, I was trying to do some capturing.
Light!
If we don't activate it all, we thought we'd get attacked.
I don't think we can both go on the same one, I think we have to split up
I think you're right.
Because what you're having?
The bastard's just intuitively knowing that it's gonna break.
Uh, I freaked out a little.
I got yanked.
Okay.
Here we go.
It's gotta be a 3-2-1 jump, otherwise one of us is gonna pull the other one.
3-2-1 jump.
I don't think I can make that.
Let me go left.
You go left.
I don't think you can do it.
Oh yeah, I
Don't yank me
All right, three two one jump
Wait after jump across wait
Wait
I think we can split up up there.
Alright, we'll do it.
Ready? Three, two, one, go.
What happened that time?
What? Excuse me?
What the hell was that?
That's fucked up, dude.
Is it because we did it at the same time if we shouldn't do it at the same time?
I mean, what we can also do is both go the same path and then one of us goes first.
Do you like carol behind you little boy?
Oh, okay, let's try that.
So you start washed. What the fuck are you doing?
I couldn't move.
It got too taut and my character just kind of froze up and then just slid over.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the left strategy, but we can just jump at the same time.
But you jump over and then I'll come over.
Okay, here we go.
That jump is actually not easy.
I'm surprised you did it the first time.
Every time it looked like I was gonna overshoot it so I held back.
love viewers get three hours
no, love viewers stay watching
be strong
no, like, how is this
how? how? how?
okay, listen
listen, listen
listen, I understand
uh, I understand
I understand I understand I
Think yeah, we just wait we turn it on
Now you walk over walk a left over to this where I would jump
And now I'm you're gonna fucking pull me in oh you did it
We really
Nice job
but what would you about that hello is you're gonna help thank you
Wait, push him in.
Oh my god, I actually scared the shit out of me.
That got me.
Oh, why are you so dead?
Yeah.
dead okay eaten maybe he doesn't care okay he didn't care I think he's stuck
we should do this in real life next time I see we should tie each other
together and do the one person one rope challenge two people one rope
and and do what what what is the what is the thing that we have to do make a real platforming
adventure uh go to mcdonald's in order
Successfully order from McDonald's.
I feel like that's not hard.
I feel like we just are in a car.
And we get out of the car and there's like inconvenience getting out of the car.
That's it.
Into the light!
Oh, we could just, oh, we could just slide off, hold on, okay.
The game's beautiful.
Dude.
Um, I don't know. If something challenging when you're tied together.
Do you think I can obstacle course?
They do have those.
Can that be opened?
Don't miss out on the treasure.
There's no treasure in there.
What do you think was going through the devs' mind here?
I think they were probably saying, somebody actually asked that.
I just took the softball literally just a fucking meatball what were the devs probably saying here when they made this level
I don't know. I was wicked fucked up. Don't hit me with that
Gawd, crazy blood and guts and people getting that ripped apart.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
One day, one week tied together with my best friend.
How do we make life work?
Can we actually do some of this?
It looked like we could yeah, we I knew we could get one of the tool I
Gave two best friends fifty thousand dollars to see if they could stay tied together for one month
Polarity ensues yeah, I got that a zero
Two months
I've been
There would be ten months. Oh shit, there's a key. I don't have a key
It's gonna be one of these like we have to like open these
I'm going to be really upset one day when you upload that video and it's with poke.
Key!
Ron!
Get off me!
Oh, this is so crazy, German!
I
This is so crazy German what do we want to McDonald's fucking furious let's try to order
I think I need your help
How hard is it to order at McDonald's while you're tied to somebody else?
It's like a 10 second talk.
Or we just say like, yeah, I have like a number two.
No, no, no, I talk over you and shit and it's actually like really difficult.
You say, oh, can I get, I'm like, oh, sorry.
You go, you know, you go for Algo and we actually can't do it.
This is harder than I thought it was going to be.
Isn't this a Dark Souls 2 enemy?
The Melvin.
Okay, well they totally did that to you on purpose.
Like the designers. That's like an intended death.
I was trying to get you killed.
I thought I was going to get by and then he was going to get you and I was going to counter for your death.
Oh, did you start running?
Yeah.
Where is Ashina?
Where are you hiding?
Hurry! Hurry!
Okay, wait no no no no no no no no no, next turn.
He's looking right there.
I thought he was looking over there.
Someone's looking at Chad.
You did didn't you yeah, I did the Vinnie I said like don't do this and I did it I know
No, I did right as I was walking towards it was like I bet if I hit this
It was like cool. It was like a cool thing that they had but I did it didn't I like wanted to see it
Wait, maybe we both did no I definitely did it first
first. Okay, get ready to go once he turns back. We're going. Watch out for that bottle.
That's how you make it interesting, yeah.
Oh my god, I almost fell off.
You almost fell off.
I
My goodness
Two friends live together inside the same egg for one month.
How big is the egg?
Is it just a small egg only one or two people to get in?
Are we dead?
for all you katana
are you uh... for the happen?
I already wasted my time. Oh my god dude, how are we ever gonna get through this?
That's a good question.
Grab your other weapon.
Oh.
Good double.
Floor's going to fall out.
Oh, dude, they all missed.
Oh my god.
Three this time.
Oh, you didn't get him a third one, I thought you were going to go three.
I thought you were going to go three.
Guess not.
He was already stunned, you know.
I'm trying to make sure we got one.
Oh, that's a scary move.
I always thought he was going to break the floor,
and the floor never broke.
I thought it was going to break.
Take might be the thing to do
I don't know if this is a hide scenario or a run up there scenario
Well, I just found the shotgun so
This feels like when you play
Monster Hunter
and
The monster gets really injured.
I want to crawl in it. I want to crawl in it.
Do it.
You actually do go in it.
Wait, what?
This is where we're supposed to go.
Let's play Nightcrawlers.
Let's roll up inside and play Nightcrawlers.
We got him.
of
the
You wish.
You feel like you've been trying to stop playing this the whole time.
No, I'm not. We're trying to. I'm having fun.
You're having fun when Poke was here.
The military.
What are you talking about?
What vibe are you getting right now?
I'm getting a good vibe.
Well, it actually is.
They're taking the baby boys.
We have impeccable aim with harpoons, can we just throw them?
We should drop them.
All right, now we just need to sneak into the upside down and stop Vecna.
What is that from?
I have no idea.
Oh no, I'm having a problem again.
This thing is getting bigger.
That's not lower intestine.
No, we're not okay.
I saw that episode of jackass
What the I didn't apparently
Well, they all were like in the back of a truck and it was getting driven around there it was like a they had to like stand up in the truck
That sounds fun
Yeah, they're in the back of a an 18 wheeler or something
Where's I do a whole party here now?
The whole military just drove into a wall?
Every survivor's are five children?
Every single person that was that line of jeeps all just crashed at the same time.
Yeah, they were on roller skates as well, which makes it that much more ridiculous.
I told you by the end of this we'd have 500 people.
actually did and you might be on to something there
yeah I I remember the code I remember the code how do we turn it on is there
power we need power really am I sharing this with you yeah oh cuz they're trying
I think we don't remember that we both remember that just not powered is a
generator I think we both have to do it
There's not a picture of a fish on it.
One.
Fish.
Uh, pull it?
Okay.
Come on with that fish.
Let's put our secret code in.
I'm not sure.
D-d-d-dude!
Steam achievement, pop up.
Oh, wait.
I've got an air drop of the shells.
Anything else we can see here?
No.
You load it up and I'll put my mouth on the other end.
I think you would disappear.
I think it would be pink mist and that's all that would happen.
I think I could ride it.
You can ride it out.
Yeah.
I think this guy with the bucket hat is not going to sit on the boat.
All right, which one of these is the is going to turn into an enemy?
There's just whaling on you
Who's the most suspicious person here
The one from the beginning that you're most emotionally attached to oh
Oh, yeah, people saying me, that makes sense.
I'm the one that's having a demon come out of me.
I'm driving.
Uh-oh, I'm driving.
You know what I think I can handle this?
Uh-oh.
I don't know if you can get us there.
That was actually pretty hard.
All right, load it up.
And then when we want to fire it, it's left down, right up,
right down.
Dull.
I get it in there.
Okay, now...
What do we shoot?
What are we shooting?
Just shoot it?
Oh that's a loaded one.
No it's not.
What?
I need you to load it.
I'm going to need you to load this.
Get over there.
Alright, fire.
Wait we can aim it.
We aiming it
Do you just go for it nobody knows no, don't shoot oh
We know this was for opening the window wasn't it oh, yeah, it was it was I think we shoot it
Success
What do we do
We shoot a hole in something
Yeah, I'm gonna put my mouth on that.
Maybe there's another piece of the puzzle that we don't have.
Can you help me rotate this?
Oh, there we go.
Okay, so that we came from there
We did that
The city
Oh, see my face. He's just taking a bath. He's like
He looks pleasant
Oh-ho-ho!
Alright, shoot him.
Well, sorry to whoever we shot with the first one.
He just needs a bubble bath Abraham Lincoln beard.
And it would be complete.
I think he's dead. So now we can go that way.
and
Let's go.
Yeah, back in my captain's seat.
Mission van fishing.
If you also let me look in the direction I'm driving at all times.
Where is it?
Was it here?
I think it was there.
I think it's over here.
There's the smoldering.
I'm looking at where the gun is pointing.
Yeah, there's a big smol.
I looked at it the whole time and I was like, that's where we fired it.
but I think he knows where he's going.
You know, I'm just happy to be here.
Oh, he is not well. He is not well.
What's the military doing?
Cleaning up.
They're cleaning this up.
There's going to be some kind of virus.
Why are the children handling it?
True.
We probably have to like buddy up here. I would imagine no
You know in Mortal Kombat, I thought that Baraka's name was butterupka
Rock Obama, I thought it was butterupka
We what's butterupka wins?
You guys think it's Biahoo and Mario?
Who doesn't think he says biahoo when he does the long jump in Mario 64?
That one guy in your chat who's so dead wrong?
They're like colorblind but for like syllables.
Who doesn't hear?
They can't hear bees.
The bee is silent.
You also don't hear so long.
He says,
So long.
And they said you said Mario.
Yeah, he says Mario.
Mario.
Let's do that.
What are these chatters talking about?
It's not spelled M-A-D-I-O, but that's what he says.
Adio.
I'll do your part, though.
I don't hear Mario Mario. Hello. It's me Mario. Look out. Where is my thing? Where's my friend, Luigi?
Was it whale? Oh, that's sad. I like whales. It is sad.
ahead. I think whales have the coolest animal sound effects. They have the best animal
noise. I think whales are the most consistently magical animals in fantasy that are also real
animals. Yeah. And don't bring up any counterpoints because there's a lot.
This person just said, I say nuke the whales. It's good we can bring that back
now. Nuke the whales. I don't think that's gonna get you very much traction.
Hey, hey, I need your help with something.
Oh, you just gave me a new helmet. Oh, no, no, no, no, this is both getting it.
Uh-oh, underwater level.
How come we didn't do this with, like, fursuits?
fur seeds. We technically did have a relative. I had a bird head mask on and a pig head and
you had a frog head. We were fine. But we didn't like help each other both get into pig costumes.
It wasn't like story relevant.
Why would they ever go in there?
We're just like those weird fucked up people that like to do the like, cave spelunking.
Dude, I get, we're just real creatures.
I could never, I could never.
Oh, hey, this elevator, this just goes down to the bottom of the ocean.
Let's do this for fun!
That's too scary.
What? There wasn't an action on this?
I cannot pull it.
Take out your flare.
Oh, it was being weird, I have the crowbar on it now.
Oh, you have the crowbar.
I got a lot of use out of this item.
They don't call him Half-Life One character for no reason.
Deep. The deep sea. There's all kinds of terrifying things.
Humans have never gone all the way down. Only one can speculate what's at the very bottom.
Is the interest of the Sightran song?
I... sure.
Just as no human has seen the outer reaches of the galaxy, no human has ever seen the
depths of our own Earth.
Join me in this five-part miniseries where we explore just how deep we've been and how
deep we continue to try.
Deep sickness.
Oh shit, it's another bird brain.
Do we go backwards?
Okay, this is gross.
Ew.
This is wicked fucked up.
How do you get into that?
I would love to be that guy that just for the first 25 seconds of a big miniseries.
Just do that.
Um, I don't know.
Yeah, join me while I take you on a journey, and that person just doesn't show up at all
ever again.
You're gonna have to ask around and get, you know, get management.
Okay, so we need the eyeball, okay?
You want to be the narrator?
Not just the narrator.
I want to be the narrator that does incredibly inquisitive narrations, but I'm curious about
it too.
Even the narrator, because speaking from a point of authority, the narrator doesn't
know.
crazy way he doesn't we don't he doesn't know anything he's just as curious as I
am and he sent this all up to just to this is scary
Yeah, my favorite generations of the ones, especially the movie trailer guy and stuff,
it's gotten to a point where the movie trailer guy will just say the name of the movie and
that's it.
I'm taking this back out.
I guess maybe.
Let's say the movie is a whole three minute trailer of the movie.
The guy will just be like, the nun.
At the end.
Or at the very beginning it'll be the nun.
And then that guy's not in the rest of the trailer.
It used to be that guy.
How many readings of the nun do you think he does?
I don't know, probably a lot, but they probably have him for an hour.
The nun?
The nun.
But it used to be that somebody narrated the whole trailer.
We've severely reduced how much of the whole trailer gets narrated.
I would almost prefer that.
I want the guy to be in a Halloween tale of when two people have to fight for the
forever, for their glory.
The guy would actually talk over the trailer.
You're so lonely.
I love that.
I'm not going to let the TV talk to me anymore.
I want the TV to speak to me.
Oh, yeah, you don't need to resist so much anymore.
I had missed out on that photo chain.
Yeah, and dude, sometimes they speed the guy's voice up,
as if he didn't have enough screen time.
Like, let's say the movie was the num2 in theaters this Friday.
It'd be like, what do you, what do you do to the fight?
They speed him up, they go times three speed,
but there's boys.
What do you do to the fight?
I think you tell they made it faster.
Focus groups probably ruin society.
There's probably one guy in a focus group that's like,
I didn't unlike what you said
We can put these back on
Can it get it? Oh, no, dude, costy. Nobody could just miss that
Why don't I like my hat
Wait, where we going this way why are you just immediately running this way?
You don't want the cool
No, I'm a wobbly plant head guy
So why did we save the um god, what do you call it in dishonored the outsider?
Because it unblocked a path while these three children just sit outside
This owner, W. You're getting a lot of W's over here.
Very good game.
Did you play through them both?
I did not.
I played through... I don't think I played through the whole thing, but it did.
Oh, yeah!
That's an Omega one. Which one's better, one or two?
I just saved this.
That guy's gonna- yeah.
That guy just jumped onto that car the way that I jump on a hotel bed when I first get
there. I've played Castino Inc. I've played Demon's Souls. When is the Jade Cocoon played?
I know. That's all I want.
From 30 feet up.
Yeah, I jumped from the ceiling.
I'm jumping on beds as deep.
Oh nice throw.
Got it.
Did you do that too?
Did you throw one?
No?
That was pretty cool.
Oh, it's gonna he's gonna get me
They spent monkey killed
Dude what a how fucking messed up is that huh?
Like oh, no, he don't know more monkeys jumping on the bed
What you don't remember that
I mean, I vaguely know what you're talking about, but why is it set up?
Isn't it like a nursery rhyme?
That was a monkey. I jumped on the bed.
I jumped on my parent's bed as a kid and broke it.
Yeah, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed, and you would jump on the bed as a little kid.
Because if somebody falls off and gets hurt, like why was that being promoted?
The original ads, nursery rhymes.
AI ruined his brain?
That is an old goofy dumb kids song from like 40 years ago.
I was like, oh, ha, ha, ha, yeah, you fell off and got hurt.
We have to call the doctor.
Getting her to part of childhood and life.
No, it should be everyone sits, and everyone
closes their eyes and sits.
Everyone calmly sits and does nothing,
and if you're doing anything, it's better for your homework.
Everyone sits calmly with our eyes just closed,
taking a small nap, sitting calmly,
And do all your schoolwork.
Yeah, why you-
Fuck that.
You gonna throw up?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
You are the evil one.
Hey, aren't you scared of ovens and air fryers?
Dude, you listened to one audio clip of me saying that ovens are weird,
and it's phrasing as an interesting technology.
Do you think I'm afraid of my house?
I'm gonna agree with you 10,000% actually.
Get off of Tik Tok!
I haven't heard the whole argument, I'm already with you.
Oh wait, but hold on, what? What?
After this cutscene, because this is important.
are you controlling this? I don't think so
Okay, what's your reasoning to agree with a potential oven take?
Um, I just feel like it's
It's kind of my same take as cars is people having access to industrial level like giant machine
I feel like you don't need it
Like an oven just feels big like I have a little mini oven and that feels like this is what people should have
Okay
Like why are you gonna like that whole the giant oven and you're like I want to heat up like
You just like a little tray of food. Like how much heat do you have to generate for the whole thing?
What what are you filling the enough into the brain? Who really needs that science?
I understand that. I feel like a big family maybe.
We have, you know, my
six people in the house.
Yeah, but for people to take like 30 pieces of these things, like how often are you making those?
It's like a specialized piece of equipment to be that big but everyone's been sold on the idea. Oh your house needs like this gigantic fucking heat induction device
Induction
I
Don't hate the other I just think it was your oven take my oven take is I just think it's just it is just weird that there's a box
That heats up to 500 degrees in your house
And it just it's just weird
I don't I'm not if I just well it's just weird. I don't even know how high can my oven go
Dude
Stir
You know I like to do 400 you can cook like 450 feels like whoa don't push it there, buddy
But I know it can do more than that and why is it doing more than that?
hold on honey get the fucking get the anvil cuz I need to like melt this
metal I just think it's crazy the technology that we actually have to
have like heat from gas come into your house and make a box in your wall heat
up to 500 degrees that's just wild and there's a light in there how they put in
the light in there. It's just interesting. I like small things. That's why I like you,
man. The ovens are too big, cars are too big. People used to put their limbs into an oven
because they thought it would cure an illness. I can like that, like, wait, what? I think
That is the thing where people would put their heads in ovens.
Or something weird.
That sounds familiar.
My buddy Eric did that.
Dude, what the hell is here, right?
We have 500 degree boxes centuries before fridges.
I know, I know.
But to me, that was, you know, that's a big flag.
Oh, put some oil in and get some wood in that stove
But we get
Fucking war
Just gonna having a stove it's gonna be a cold one put some put some in there
Yeah.
These guys are shooting themselves.
I'm trying to get that gun.
Dude, what is going on here?
The heck?
I think that's not a helmet, is it?
That's not a hat, right?
You're wearing a mine you are a mine
Sentry
A century buster. A century buster!
Oh shit!
Will they fucking please update the game?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
We talked about that like a year ago.
I didn't they make a post saying like,
Hey man, we're getting ready to release that
NVM update, let's go!
That was like six or five seconds ago.
It sure did.
Hey, whatever.
It'll come out whenever it comes out, and I'm sure it'll be cool.
It's the Cult of the Lamb.
Do we do anything here?
I don't think so. Maybe if we gather candles to put in the other ones or something.
Valble only cares about deadlocking controllers.
I mean, I can understand that.
I can understand deadlocking the controller.
I get it.
It was just weird that there was a TF2 blog post being like, we are imminently, it almost
almost like, it felt like we were moments away
we, ah, you and I cut it down
I took too long
Yeah, I mean, it's like a 20 year old dance, right?
It's fine.
I'm not going to be all drunk much about it.
It's going to be a 30 year old game at this point.
At this rate.
It's going to be this patch cube taking this long.
Wait, not this way.
Oh my god, all the boys just followed you.
Oh, what the?
Only one of the boys got caught.
Come on, that's not fair.
They are glued to your, you're the host of the game, so they're all, they, okay, we're
We're going far right on this next one.
I hear you.
No, the boys! See if it doesn't matter.
He doesn't care about the 500 people that are going to be following us.
Didn't we have another boy I think so oh maybe the lamb that came out of your throat in that fully
Coolly-coolly moment.
Oh, boy!
Don't flip on the guy!
No! I was running!
can you do a good sheep that's pretty good
I don't know why I'm just not good enough to get to that side of the road.
He ate our decoy.
No, no, no. That's not good.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Shit, I stood up normal and then I died.
You did.
You like realize seconds later wait actually I'm dead. Oh, I thought it was just me
It's surprising they even have like a safe point there like oh, yeah, someone's gonna fall down this hole
Put a save point
Get on the ladder
This is for scientific research
Okay, I was maybe two or three rungs up from that. No, you're right. Is there was
Come on, dude, you were higher than that
People with memory remember come on one for that little ball
We're not tall enough to hit the buttons.
That's so funny.
Is that what you have to ask for help for in an elevator looks like?
Is this like 2013?
Are you making a I'm short thing?
years it okay it was funny enough for them to put in in every single episode
of Full Metal Alchemist I can't do it like every once in a while I'm not sure
yeah I would I like that show watching it all back again I've been what might be
like I don't why did I I don't know would I still like that show if I watched
again I think you would I think it holds up it's a good show not the original
brother unless you're like like super like you're like a bad jaded of an old
man now I think I'd still would like it I think it'd be a good watch again last
anime you saw oh my dude that fucking hurt that I thought that that that's
awful. Attack on Titan probably. Erin! Erin. But there's one thing about Attack on Titan.
I have not seen the last like 10 episodes.
They took so long to get that shit out that I just kind of gave up and just read the manga.
I've never been so angry at an anime that I had to read the manga.
It's just, what's going on?
I think we have to go through that hole.
It's just they did this thing, I mean this wasn't that long ago, whatever it was.
It was like the final season.
Oh, not for my happiness.
Attack on Titan, the final season.
Then it was the final season part two.
And then it was the final, final season, for real, part three.
So there was like final season don't talk to me
I
After the final season part two and they said wait, that's actually not it
I was like well, I I don't know man. I I think I would rather just know what happens instead of waiting three years
Hopefully it was worth the wait
That's another one. One of our friends.
Final season part two is the final season.
Well, it was final season part one.
Wasn't there something before the final season two where it was the finale or something?
I think so.
I feel like there was a third final.
I do feel like it was three.
They did two movies.
I think it was like there was a final season and then they lied.
And then the next season was the final season, and they split it up into two parts.
I think that is what happened.
Don't shoot, you're gonna get hit.
Oh.
I just got sniped.
Yikes.
Well, I, uh, need him to die again.
I would have had the hat last time, but you got shot.
Now I'm gonna get it.
That angle doesn't even make sense. It looks like he gets shot from the right.
Dude, get it on!
Okay.
I think he's close.
What's that?
You go first, make sure it's safe.
Why can't you, why would you open that?
I was like, I don't think you're gonna say anything funny.
Look out!
Uh, it's definitely this, right?
Hurry!
Stay away from that.
Don't go in the light.
Ooh!
How are you gonna get over here?
I thought I got hit.
when we finally make it up there we have to like feign that we already have the
program inside of our head that's going to allow us to draw the weapon and feed
him fast enough um what's the what's the play here
oh I'll gain the cockroaches
It's never not still firing, right?
Find out.
Find out more after the break.
Do you need to take a break?
You need to piss?
We can take one if you want.
I don't want one.
Okay.
I saw a chair.
I hate breaks.
Are you aware of my my plane theory about no toilets on planes there was a the CEO of someone of some of the airlines
Just said the same thing as me or something. I thought I was
What is it? You was crazy. You want to get rid of bathrooms on planes? Yeah
Let me hear it. I'm very curious if you're someone who can hold it
You will pay less for your ticket because they can put more seats on a plane if there's no toilets on it
And you pay less for the ticket, you get on the plane and just hold it.
So a new airline called, like, we can hold it airways or something?
Well, I've been saying this for like a year, maybe a year and a half, and there like actually is
some guy that was talking about this recently.
So, okay, I want to get some logistics through here. So removing this usually two bathrooms,
a three-bathroom sometimes on a on a like an airbus yeah so you could fit
another like two seats probably three seats per bathroom so you could get like maybe eight more
seats on that plane okay maybe ten so your solution is you work more people on the plane
yeah you take the percentage of those tickets from the more seats and you reduce everyone's
by that amount. You know what I mean? Okay. And then everyone saves. You just have to hold it.
I see what you're saying.
But it would be like 1% off. That's fine by me.
I mean, in theory, for an under two hour plane ride, I could understand that theory of, hey,
There's no bathrooms, but you pay 10% less for your ticket, like, oh.
But here's the problem.
In medical emergency scenarios, do you want the guy to die, Aria, on the seat next to you,
or do you want him to have a place where he can fucking go do that?
If you can't hold it, what I would do as the CEO is, um, they pay for everyone's ticket.
If you have an Oopsy on the plane, you, uh, like, oh, sorry, that one's on me, guys.
I am telling you as a plane passenger. I'm gonna say I don't care you just shit on me
This is gonna ruin the next month of my life like I'm gonna think about this every day for the next month at least
He's not he's not he doesn't have to be shitting on you. Is it if he has shit on the plane?
Anywhere then he owes he has to buy all the tickets
the
okay so you're saying that it's if I got
that that's like
tens of thousands of dollars isn't it
if you're talking about a six-hour plane ride talking about like the boston to
vegas trip
yet's not it's not it's a lot of money
Between three and eight hundred dollars, essentially per person.
Well, then there's one simple solution.
Don't poop on the plane.
Yeah.
OK.
It's going to be like a trick to this.
They dropped a key.
I already got it. Oh.
Why? I was so loud.
I'm gonna leave the gun, I don't need that.
Dude, Oven.
What if there's a, okay, that's a good question, what if somebody has a diaper on them?
I can, I can pry it.
There's one with the diaper on, I was gonna say adult diapers are fine, as long as it's
baby diaper somebody that's fine
so then everyone is just going to wear a diaper on this airline dude
and you're and that is going to be up to 300 people shitting the diapers
no you can't shit in the diaper i just said you can be in the diaper you can't
shit in the diaper
the second you you second you allow that everyone's going to wear a diaper on
that airline
Okay, I died there. Wait, no, that was you.
I died?
Because that was totally your fault.
But anyone can already just do that already. That's right.
You can just wear a diaper on a plane right now.
Yeah.
How would you know if they went to the bathroom?
What?
Like what?
You smell.
Yeah, but not all the time, not always.
And if I like if I farted shit, I pants a little does that come they push the cart down the middle of the aisle like oh beverages
They do that, but they do with like a sniff check
Okay, I'll walk down the aisle and we'll just be sniffing in the air. How much do you and you went so and that's a little worse time
He's got you he's got you dude. He's got you dead
I think we have to move it.
We have to stop.
You might hear it at the wall.
He might hear us at the wall.
He's definitely gonna hear us pull that body down.
I'm afraid of going.
I think we need to cycle.
We need to cycle.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Wow, nice job.
Oh, nice job.
Like me, I'm just not going to hear that.
Okay, how about that pistol mouth?
Dude, probably wants to leave.
I think I'm a day on that.
Okay.
And I had your back on the other thing.
Well, shit, you're right.
But I don't want anyone having any accidents on the plane.
anyone having any accidents on the plane
you never want anyone to have an accident that's why they're called
accidents okay what if but those those who have it are responsible for what if
you had a
when you try that door
concept log in
That's gonna shoot us!
Jesus Christ! He's looking dead.
Does that hole is in the middle of every seed?
I don't know that looks either.
What is happening to you?
I think you're getting stuck in the light. You're getting hit by a sniper. I know
Okay, I
Was just thinking about somebody's shitting on an airplane in their seat and not sucking them out
Like they're not getting sucked out of the airplane this person's in chat said what about if there was
They didn't think that through which is what I'm laughing at
And then I just saw a guy in a business suit with a newspaper shitting on the flame and
I'm scared like, they're getting stuck at the airplane.
That's like average battlefield player sitting on a mountain somewhere not getting any kills.
He's got like one person this whole time
Why are you sniping us?
Holy shit, did I get caught?
He's not gonna hit us
I think the only way that the only reason you're in A is because you would be the guy
I have never gone to the bathroom besides peeing. I've never shit on an airplane before. I've never shit in public in my whole life.
Pull it back. Pull it back. Pull it back.
Stir, you know this already. I've never taken a shit in a public bathroom in my entire life in 40 years. It's never happened.
I forgot that detail about you, actually.
Ever. Never. Ever.
In my entire life.
We may have to just revisit that.
We don't need to.
This one too.
It's just is what it is. I just have not. I don't want to and I never will
I feel like this is
I'm more likely to get shot here single stall bathrooms. I do not count a private bathroom
Dude, you actually blocked it with your helmet. That's crazy
A public bathroom to me is implying that there's other people coming and going in the bathroom
that you are sitting in.
So it's ways you're not counting single stall?
I do not.
I feel like that's cheating.
No, it's not.
I feel like you come out with this...
That's a private bathroom.
Like shock value and then you come... then you actually are like, wait a minute.
That is a private bathroom.
Just kidding.
A single private bathroom is... is... that's not... I don't qualify that as a public restroom.
Right.
publicly used
but i'm talking about a single use
single use bathroom
single use bathroom with one person
allowed at a time
single use bathroom because it's so stinky
they fucking twitch it after you're done
by the way
i've probably only gone
number two in a single
private stall bathroom
maybe once or twice in my whole life
I have not what are you scared of I find it to be a vile disgusting fucking thing I can't
it I couldn't do it I hate it fucking disgusting I will not do it I refuse what's the play
I think the play is you take the first shot and we just keep running.
Okay.
I think I die no matter what if I get hit.
Because it like staggers me.
You just outed yourself with a shut-in?
Did I've been to thousands of places?
I love going places. What are you talking about?
Why are you taking a shit every time you leave?
What do you mean? Why are you going to the bathroom? Why are you shitting every time you leave the house?
Okay, so you can hold it and yet still you'd rather pay more on an airplane.
Have you ever used an airplane bathroom?
I have. I have. That was a miracle.
That's a pretty public bathroom.
You didn't say every time.
Now that's between me, the toilet, and God, okay?
That in between anybody else.
I actually don't know.
I think we just have to go on that slide.
Wait a minute.
Grab it and pull it back.
I see we can go around it.
No.
I don't know, I was thinking if we could like continue pushing the other car forward.
I think we just have to dodge.
Yeah, just run.
Just stabs left or right when he shoots.
Alright, go.
Okay, success.
Yeah, I have all sort of collides.
I've been lucky enough where I haven't been in public and had something bad happen.
What unbelievable dice rolling that is.
I don't know where we're going.
The Gritches shoot him.
Oh, there's a bazooka.
I don't know if I'm going to run to the house.
Is it in the right spot?
Oh, I thought we failed, but we're good.
This is really selling me on the idea of child soldiers.
It's the one moral of the theme I think they're trying to push.
I would say we are very effective.
Zombies.
We've done what an entire military has not been able to.
I don't know what we're up against, but we're doing very well.
of
the
Watch out for the big boom and then we go, maybe we just go.
Okay, enlarge.
of
all my God
Where is the Spider-Man when you need him?
Oh, it just happens to be in another dimension right now.
Yo!
What?
Bro, you are...
Oh, my God.
What?
You did it, and you're doing Cruise and USA where you tap the gas twice and it went up
on two wheels.
That is that is very specific. All right. No, I'm missing
Wait
Are we so we weren't supposed to we got that
We got it inside of the cockpit or whatever.
Alright, well, we did it.
They gotta give us access to the tank, right?
By the way, we're gonna get five stars so quickly.
What is going on in this game?
Um...
It would appear...
Who is it? Can you shoot it?
I think it's me shooting.
Okay, yeah, you're the third.
It would appear something is making things reanimate.
They say the dead rise in very class.
And these are the end times.
Oh, this is kind of like Battlefield as well.
Battlefield is one of the most fun games to feel like you're being useful, but you aren't
doing anything.
People's falling along.
And there's so many people in a Battlefield server that nobody can really be like, um,
Hey dude, uh, Aniler 5000? You, like, you suck dude.
Nobody, there's like a 5000 people on that attack in the whole attack.
And yet some people still do.
Having recently played Battlefield 2.
People follow all the time, do they?
You think it were not possible, but they do.
I've been targeted and lost for being shit of a game.
Watch the city flying away.
Okay, but how much, how little do you have to do before somebody cares?
What's the threshold?
You just have to be like in their squad and then like prevent them from being able to spawn where they want one time.
The instant they're slightly inconvenienced, it's all your fault.
Really?
Battlefield 1 is the only good Battlefield?
Excuse me, Battlefield Heroes has entered the room.
Wait, what?
Dude, he killed us instantly. He just crushed us like a soda can.
Also, you have bad company too, it's sick.
I missed that one there. I think it hurts.
That'll kill you. I can't drive back.
It looked like a Fortnite battle field. It was weird.
It was like a live service thing they tried.
of
the
I'm just imagining your tiny car is loading in front of these egg-land pilots on the face
of all the stuff you couldn't do before.
You know, that's true.
We're loading.
Loading, loading, fire.
Loading, loading, fire.
Like there's no way.
like an unknown tank crew is 17 people
oh fuck that was cool
It seems our heroes have found their way to the bow.
That was loud in my headset.
Am I back to default?
We're back to default sacks.
The tank ate our hats.
I wonder if that's the end of that lamb enemy.
I think that might be the end.
Oh, Julie.
Julie's not even gonna die.
It's just me.
No, this is me.
What do you see right now?
I'm watching you run.
All the openings on there.
Where the fuck?
What are you turning into?
A fractal.
A cramp.
Well, cramps.
Did he play everything as crap?
I did. I did the exact same thing you did.
Did he?
He did.
Did you play the frog snow game?
Yep.
Hahaha.
And then she plays how it actually life.
Yep.
Wow.
We really are.
We really are the same brain.
And then we both played re-animal on the same day that's crazy.
He stream-mog you.
Do you stream-mog me?
Is that what this was about?
Oh, I did.
I did because I absolutely crushed it in the crab game.
I watched your mobile game out of it, and I was like, I need to do better.
OK.
What about the frog game?
Do you like the frog game?
Yeah, I did.
I think you also lost once in the frog game.
You think so?
What am I doing here?
Am I just saying this thing's call?
Oh, I thought you were going to go on the phone!
We're in a call!
That's me doing those pulses.
Is it actually you doing it?
Yeah, what one right now? Oh, I can't anymore awkward it's all of our friends
Okay, you can't fall down in here
Yeah
What is that?
Grab it.
Again, Thoros in the game.
Well, it's your turn to... for me to do the pulse for you.
Why am I dragging?
Is that me? It is me.
Is it? I think so. Yeah.
You don't want to be dragged? You seem upset by this.
I'm going to dump you in the well.
What are you doing with the fuck?
Think of the sack and press me.
You all were evil the whole time.
What, you got that dog in there?
Oh god, here come all the lamb people.
We're not daring heroin escape from, from sighting the new grave.
Going down seems we all fall sometimes.
This is not the end of her story, though.
It's back to its own at the beginning.
Join us next week.
Did you skip?
by other player all right what do you thoughts um my thoughts are i have to ponder what the heck
just happened i enjoyed the game the gameplay very cool scenes i very much loved the pigs
and the birds that all flew into the ground at us very great environments very good game
What happened? I don't know. Apparently there's going to be more um...
They did a really weird thing with this game where they made it obnoxiously expensive and are
also selling a season pass for like future content. So I think they're supposed to be more.
I thought it was good. I thought it was fun. I thought it was scary.
Um, DLC for the game?
I wonder what the price point for the DLC would be if it was, you know, obviously priced?
I think it's already there on the Steam page.
Is it already there?
Before it exists kind of thing, yeah.
They have like a season pass for a game like this is odd.
Unless they're making content for this game for like years?
I have no idea.
idea I think they were doing like planning multiple like a few expansions DLC type
there's no season pass there's nothing on steam
I don't know I'm also like not seeing the credits right now it's just the black
shit I was gonna say I thought it was happening on your screen that's why I
didn't say anything. I think we like it totally interrupted it. Three more chapters on this
theme page for $25. I haven't played the other the Little Nightmare games. I really did like
this one. Little Nightmares is good. I liked it. Season Pass is $25 if you don't copy
on going sale. So the whole thing with the season pass with everything would be like
$75.
Yeah, besides, besides whatever is going on with that really good game.
Yeah, I mean, it's close to content for me and inside was great.
The content was very good. I think the actual environments were cool. I think the monsters
There was a lot of like really cool monster scenes.
And it was great that we got to play with the poke and all our friends.
It is a little short, I will say. I think that's it was a little short.
Judging by we did the thing where like the two streamers play the game and they spend an hour of it kind of just being dickheads.
Yeah, we exclude the length and the price, it's like a nine out of 10 for me.
Now, I mean, the content wise, I think the game is like very good.
My name is Stir.
It should have been like 15 bucks.
I don't know, 15.
I'm not sure.
I think that there's, it was very well made.
I think similar things are 15
I could see like a economy
I could see like a like a 19 I could see like a 25
I think it's on sale right now
for about that
the friends pass is free so technically would be 20 bucks
between two people okay well that makes it a little
little nice little better. So you can just buy one. Yeah, inside is actually 25
dollars.
The story's whole game was a vague post.
I mean, I think either way, I'm intrigued to play the other stuff when it
comes out.
Yeah, I would do it.
Yeah, I would do it.
I would do it.
I mean, it was a quality experience. I mean, the, the care was obviously put into it as a game and it's fun to, like, sir, said it's fun to play a game with a buddy.
Can I please play some more Hello Neighbor?
I will play Hello Neighbor again after Sturbe beats level 1.
He has to beat the whole thing though. Like get to the end of the first chapter.
I'll do that when he plays Jade Kuku.
I knew you were going to say that.
And you don't have to beat it, you just have to play it until you're like,
nah this sucks so you can close it.
But I don't think that will happen.
All right, what do you think would happen first you getting to the end of the game the video game the whole thing of hello neighbor
I'm me playing jade cocoon for three hours first of all. I thought hello neighbor was a multiplayer only game
You're thinking of the multitude of random spin-offs that that game is probably had
Yeah, that game I think has a multiplayer game
that's secret neighbor is a battle royale secret neighbor secret neighbor is the one
you're thinking of oh then yeah no pop open jade cocoon and I'll pop open hello neighbor
should we get the boys together and play secret neighbor
dude it's get out you laugh or people dude it's guaranteed to have like five times your
view count. I believe it.
Do I played Hello Neighbor as a joke and I gained like 7000
concurrent viewers. I thought I was going to lose.
I genuinely thought I was going to lose like fucking 10,000
people.
I don't know why you would think that.
I don't know.
Because it was a totally different game than it actually is.
I thought everybody thought it was like a lame old meme kind of
Like, oh, whatever, I guess I was wrong.
Out of touch.
Well, isn't one of the newer ones actually like,
kind of a cash grab?
I don't know.
Secret neighbor.
They all were, okay.
People were probably just really confused
to see the category on the front page of Twitch.
That would I you know that would get a click for me if I say okay if I saw that like you know like Vinny or you or like
I don't like moon moon or like northern lion or like squeaks if I if I say they play in Hello Neighbor
and be like what the fuck is they what is he doing I'm gonna click on that stream that is a guaranteed click no matter what
It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing.
So I guess that is, that does make sense.
Hello Neighbor on 3 on Steam coming is like not out yet.
Kind of looks like a completely different game
and kind of looks crazy.
I don't know what the story there is either.
I'm not, I don't know anything about the Neighborverse.
Neither do I.
I just know it pops up in my YouTube feed and I try to,
I told you my YouTube feed is a cooked egg dude.
I get hello neighbor lore videos sometimes.
I've seen those pop up though, like people are really into it.
What's the neighbor up to? I don't know.
He's, I don't know. He's crazy.
All right, should we go over and say hello?
No, I'll talk to you later.
That's fine. Good to see you again, obviously.
I think, I don't know if we're planning on a horsemen thing
this common week, maybe not, but.
Y'all, I'll put out the pendules and see the vibes, maybe on Thursday, if we have a
game to play, because I don't know if we have anything lined up unless you were going to
finally do the World of Warcraft stuff.
Y'all, you will play World of Warcraft.
You heard here, you must play World of Warcraft.
Not World of Warcraft.
No.
The actual land of Warcraft.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
That sounds awesome.
Yeah, absolutely.
He said it, I'm saying, guess what you said.
You asked me.
It's on video.
this like thousands of witnesses. I'm good.
Yeah. On Thursday, we're all going to do a raid.
All right. I'll I'll start to get more crafty kind of situated.
I'm going to look at Vinnie's character and get him to
Eisenhower. I don't know. Whatever.
All right. Goodbye. Say a letter. Thanks for playing, dude. Good to see you.
I
All right, that was re-animal
It was
He was fucking dog shit. No, I'm kidding. I'm tell I'm kidding. There's a joke. I'm fucking around
I'm kidding. It was very good.
Was it cute?
No, that's how you know I'm just actually kidding around. Please, I'm kidding.
Please, please!
Alright, we're going to check in on the island for 10 minutes,
and then that's it. I'm out of here.
Alright, we're going to check in on the island for 10 minutes,
And that's it. I'm out of here.
Dude, is there any better way to say that I think calling something dog shit is probably
the best way to describe anything bad?
hits so hard. It's kind of a mic drop. Yeah, you don't have to say anything else after that.
Everybody knows what you mean by that. And there's almost no rebuttal either.
because did you say man that thing was dog shit what why do you what what do
you mean why it's like do I not to say anything dude name's dog shit like oh
fuck I can't I'm not gonna get anything out of you but that
Now, that was good.
I liked it.
Maybe we'll play the DLC.
It was cool.
It was kind of creepy.
It was really artistically well made.
It was a very cool game.
By the way, we're actually only going to be here for about 20 minutes.
Welcome.
Hashbrowns.
Thank you very much.
I wish.
Welcome in.
I gotta buy all this stuff.
Resets every day.
cool okay I got the man cave thanks a bunch be sure to stop by again tomorrow
spy everything oh goodness
Well, there's a void of a tall's new outfit.
Feeding Perkman?
He already has this.
Oh, I like that.
Egg.
Cool hat.
Wings.
Feet.
Glasses.
Okay.
Ah, where is he? I'm giving it to him. That's exactly what he needs to wear.
Um... Oh, what do you need?
Perfect.
Derma is dog shit, I said it. Hey.
Give that to Teen Stooge? No.
How many best friends do you have, Big J?
I'm so jealous.
Why don't you introduce them to me sometime?
It needs a different- it needs different clothes.
Different pants.
Pumpkin pants?
He needs to meet the bottom of the ocean.
You mean in a full scoop out it? That's what you mean if what you're saying.
You mean in a submarine? Oh wow, that's so interesting if you've said that.
So kind of you to think of a fun thing for him to do for an activity.
Yum!
I don't know where, what is he doing back there?
Alright, I'm just clearing the queue and that's it.
Yo!
Hey, you!
Haven't seen you around here before.
I go by Chester Cheetah.
You're Chester Cheetah?
I'm void of the doll.
What, does he have a sword?
Why not?
You're Chester Cheetah? I'm void of the doll.
What does he have a sword? Why not?
So believe what you are when you think about me.
We need a movie of crazy ad. You know, you're kind of right.
dollhouse story yeah so I'm not gonna share that many details about this one
I will give you I'll give you a snippet there was a time after dollhouse like a
couple of years after Dollhouse where I was there was an idea to maybe do a
Dollhouse too. I didn't really want to do Dollhouse too. I told you like the reason
I even brought this up in the first place. I never really wanted to do one
because it's like I already did it. It would have to be something wildly
different and lo and behold there was an opportunity for me to have a second
dollhouse and this would not be my dollhouse it was gonna be the Minions
dollhouse to do a giant promotional thing for the Minions movie and it didn't
happen that I just know wasn't gonna work
It was going to be this big thing where I was going to be like, I don't know, in the house
and there was going to be other minions we're going to show up.
There was possibilities that some of the actors were going to potentially show up too that
were in the movie.
But I just, it fell apart for many different reasons.
That happened in the super crew's timeline.
An exciting way to travel destination is now available.
A Mediterranean tourist now available for a travel ticket is at the Wishing Fountain.
Size of relief for the neighborhood throughout the island.
And one resident has quoted as saying,
I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon.
I could really use me a long time.
The idea was like,
It looks like a wish.
If I was gonna do it, I wanted to be huge.
Since someone can leave immediately.
Stop by the Wishing Fountain to learn more.
Thanks for watching!
I miss picking you up again!
Thank god it didn't work out!
I fought back and forth for a long time, but...
But...
Because that- that does is so...
It's just so, like, important to me, both mentally and physically.
Right? Like...
I- I fought with it for a long time, but could we do it for a certain amount of money?
But I was like, you know what, if I'm going to do it, I would want to go all in and just
go outrageous with it.
But I just kind of, it fell apart, I just, it didn't work out.
Because it was going to be just be like a giant promotional event for the Minions movie.
And I think I don't think I've said it, I don't think I've ever watched any of the Minions
movies.
If I was a huge Minions fan I was like oh my god where are the Minions at right now?
Hey, try to guess what I'm thinking.
Oh, I don't know. What could be?
It's that? I love you, Jeremy.
Oh, really? I don't really think the particular way about you, Miss Piggy.
Hold up! Now make a minion leap.
Did I just get rejected during my own practice run?
The really interesting thing, they were cool. They were all about making it fun.
Creatively doing something fun with it.
But there was like five different bullet points as to why I just wasn't going to do it.
It's weird. I feel so relaxed when we're together. It's life. I could say anything and just be myself, you know.
Uh, name one? Well, I named two.
Huh. I was going to say...
If it was awful, then it would have...
...it would have nervous to me.
It would have absolutely tarnished everything that I love about the first one.
And it would have been like a bad stamp on that whole thing for me.
No. My cheek is broken.
Oh. Well, okay.
Oh, okay. So about the news. That debate about Snake Eater really got the old knockin' going, didn't it?
Bad spin-off sequel is a rite of passage.
Yeah. I'm not really following news about that.
Oh, I thought about that angle, too.
So glad I brought it up.
And also with like a huge international brand like that.
I did.
They could have been opportunity for, I don't know, you got to be.
Can the subject matter and material of that stream
be anything remotely what it could have been? They're the Minions guys. This movie's not rated R.
I don't know Mario, it's just I was like kind of practicing martial arts outside.
They're both, I mean, look at this, they're both like, staring at each other, we'll do
something.
Good evening, Chester Cheetah.
Do you feel like talking about?
A vintage dig dug cabinet?
Sure. But let me ask you this.
Let's say you're offered a large vintage dig dug cabinet
where a small vintage dig dug cabinet
Grow the island's dictionary, they keep talking about the same shit.
H-T-H-E-T-E-S
Huh?
You know, a teeny-tiny vintage dig-dug cabinet just feels right to me, and I grab a lot of them.
Yeah, I'm with you. You gotta choose a small vintage dig-dug cabinet.
Every day of the week, I like where your head's at, pita.
There are so many benefits to having a small vintage dig-dug cabinet.
Especially when you think about a big one. I could talk for hours about this.
So, you wanna keep the conversation going?
I thought you'd never ask.
Make it grow.
One of the things in the minions dollhouse that I thought would have been funny is if I had to fight a bunch of minions.
And I was like, I like, I want to see if maybe it was possible, like people in inflatable
minions outfits and I was just kind of like having to like, punch him a chip.
You know, you don't talk about like hitting the inflated part.
Um, because in my mind, what I was thinking of is a kind of like a, like a home alone
Ask stream where the minions are messin with germa
Holy crap Lewis turns out chester cheetah prefers a small vintage and they
Booby trap is the entire house
How is he gonna get through this and just for the promo ad for that along of me's like
like stepping on a rake and I think it hit me in the face and oh no they dropped like
they dropped them, they dropped them, but the pillow fort fell down and he's so bad
about it. You know just a promo for that alone would have maybe haven't worth doing it because
it would have been real right. It wouldn't be me making a joke about it. This is a real,
this is for real actually really happening. Oh they, and they raided his fridge and they
They took all of his favorite, they took all of his apples.
I love apples, get to give those back.
Good seeing you.
I think the king too hard.
And then just like, you know what I mean?
Like actually, I'm getting like a brawl with them.
Help me clear my chains.
I feel so much better now.
I got to get down there.
You can chat.
Send me down there right now.
I feel like somebody's stealing bananas out of my friend.
No, we're not going to send you down there.
We're going to have to millions take your bananas.
You guys need to get me down there.
I can hear them.
They're eating them right now.
I can hear them eating them.
No.
We're going to have to eat your bananas.
And we'd like growth.
We're going to grow.
We're going to grow.
We're gonna take it eating your bananas and we like grew don't say I'm not grew that grew better than you
It would have been so funny
You're making me sad that this didn't happen
You lost sleep over this dude it was I
Does a lot of you guys don't know about a lot of things?
Yes, I did lose sleep on this. I thought about this a lot.
How to make it fun? How much money was it going to cost? How much money in general?
Losing sleep over the fights he didn't have with the minions.
Dude, I'm thinkin' about it, I'm thinkin' about it.
Big slingshot.
If they're outside, there's a three of them like...
And they're setting up a bit and they're getting a big pie in there.
And I'll open up the kitchen window.
Don't you ever come back any of you minions!
And they...
It's just...
Paya!
And they launch the fucking pie and it hits me right in the face.
Oh my god, it would slay the entire audience
He needs to be soft my cheeks are getting all red. Let's do these to seriously chill out
This was also at a time though where, I don't know, I kind of was slowing down a little.
And it was going to take like an unbelievable amount of mental energy.
It was going to take an unbelievable amount of effort and time and money, a lot, a lot
of money.
And then a bunch of people that probably would have to be in touch with every day for months.
What's your impression of someone who likes Snake Eater?
Someone who likes Snake Eater?
I think that's a nerd.
I think that is a very, that is a, that is a fun person.
Solid snake.
Big Boss.
You're right. Why does it say solid snake?
Big Boss.
I see. You're impression of someone who likes snake eaters.
Does that mean you're Big Boss?
That's one of a few bizarre things that have happened over the last couple of years.
I'm gonna keep him the Martian Rock, I feel like you'd like it.
Wait, are they not dating anymore?
No, they aren't.
Sweetheart.
Wait, are they not dating anymore? No, they aren't. See, sweetheart.
Give him a stick, too. He gets all the fun things.
This isn't the best.
Wow, he is really going at this.
Where do I go?
Damn Leon, okay.
Have a fun.
Good.
Yeah.
She knows her shit.
That was a lobster roll. Toss.
She didn't even like her own console.
Okay.
I hope I can get that right now.
What do I get for this?
What a weird dream.
Oh
What's up, I got a new food
Yum
Now we're gonna clear the queue and then that's gonna be it and I'm gonna take off I'll be back in a couple days
Within the next few days of effect
Tomorrow it might be in two days
You have a lot of toys already, don't you?
That's too much for me right now!
Really?
No?
Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna clear the queue and that's it.
huh? Feeling bored? How about a game of shadow quiz? Wanna play? Here's your first mystery
shadow. What do you think it is? And the answer is...
Frankie Shunde! Lucky Cat! Next, your second mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
Uhhh... rice bowl?
The answer is...
Beef burger yum!
Hey, you can't...
I just sell those. I have a lot of things to sell.
Play Shadow Quiz.
Huh?
Care for a game of Shadow Quiz?
Yes, I'd love to play Shadow Quiz.
Here's your first Mr. Shadow.
Is that what you think it is?
I think it's a... um...
Tabletop light?
Yes, sir.
Tabletop light?
Maybe I explain your second Mr. Shadow.
What do you think it is?
Sheeshburger.
That's a capuchino.
Answer us!
Capuchino?
I've finally...
...the last mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
The correct answer is...
...Friggy Sunday!
Friggy Sunday!
Wow!
Congratulations, you won!
Thank you!
A self-help book.
Who gets that? Floyd Patel?
Um...
Uh, what do you need?
Give it to yourself.
No, I'm giving it to Voyager doll.
I'm gonna lawd it.
I gotta disperse all this out.
Oh, it's here.
Okay.
He doesn't want to read it. He doesn't care.
Oh, that's you still mad about this.
Alright, church Mario, go help.
With all that, please.
Uh-huh.
Leah, is this a new viral trend?
Please, just help me.
Don't worry, I watched a video on this once.
Wait, what?
Turn Hello Neighbor into a child. I don't want to do that.
Thank you. Shoo, shoo. Shoo.
Mama! Mia! Don't worry about it! Pee-yahoo!
What the hell are we doing?
I will check in on Team Sturge though. What's he up to?
What is that sound?
Oh, it's in here.
We're gonna get those glasses off of Cookie Monster, it's crazy.
Yep, we're in here. What's on all of you? A flap?
And a feather flap?
Yeah, come here Miss Piggy.
Come over here.
Oh no, she's annoying.
Tell me!
Damn, I ran all the way!
I'm running all the way to my bedroom.
Anything to say about that?
This is gonna be my favorite room.
Did you enjoy what we just played?
Three animals together?
I why won't he talk to anybody?
Oh, it's gonna happen.
No! It's my fault! Are you okay?
Didn't I just tell her to leave me alone?
Then we're both fine! Good! Stay safe out there!
Okay, this is tricky.
I love the muffits.
Muffets is when I was younger, one of my favorite, absolute favorite things growing
up. Love Pac-Man growing up too. I still love the Muppets. I think the Muppets are great.
I think Miss Piggy is awesome. I think they're still doing well. It's been like 40 years.
Pac-Man. Video game history. Like without Pac-Man and Miss Pac-Man, I don't know if
I would be sitting here right now.
Uh, put up a pole.
Which one?
A lot of the things I think are funny and why I think they're funny are from the Muppets.
A lot of it.
But then again, all of my skill in video games, the name of the turn tight corners real quick.
Stodging comes from Pac-Man.
Oh my god, there's a lot of people saying one of the other.
Yeah, that's bad. That's a lot. That's like 80% from Miss Piggy.
and she's caught up in a whole lot of love triangle bullshit too that's true
miss piggy
so now what
I'm ready to risk it all.
reminds me of Holly. That's why. Alright, well let's make this happen. Here we go!
I didn't like that at all.
I liked that way more than the second one.
They're doing mating rituals?
Let's go.
That's gonna happen.
That's gonna work out.
Alright, we need to change the cookie monsters up, but he looks ridiculous.
Yeah, put this on.
I like the math teacher outfit.
Okay, very good, eat something, cookie monster.
Yeah!
This is what my dad wears to chillies.
That's swag.
Are you serious?
I wonder if this is going to take us...
Alright.
Alright, I'm out.
We will continue this again.
We might see another relationship that would be interesting.
I'll be back with the next couple of days, maybe within two or three days.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day.
Maybe I'll just keep an eye on us for the next few days.
I'll let you know.
We're talking about how time stopped when we met.
Is the most memorable quote from this love story.
I didn't write that.
Why is it acting like- It's just from the book, okay.
All right, that's it. See you later.
Um, let me just do this first.
I don't want to play this game.
Oh, these hip hiccups, they won't stop, hip.
So fast, I did it.
See you later.
Oh, I think you're onto something.
It's a good story, but not fun.
A lot of laughs.
Oh my god, no.
No, it's Church Mario.
We need to get Church Mario in here now.
I like Church Mario.
No, it's Church Mario.
What do you think I really like?
It's not in use the next guy, no way.
It has to be Church Mario.
I guess that's too easy, but alright.
Paul, fun.
Do it.
I will respect the Paul.
It doesn't matter what it is.
I would be voting for Church Mario.
That's my vote.
I vote Church Mario.
My vote, by the way, is worth 500 of your votes.
So we'll see how I feel.
Okay, it's Mario, that would be so funny.
It's Church Mario.
You alright?
I was nearly misled.
Church Mario is the only one for me.
Gang lock in you didn't show up you got crushed you got absolutely destroyed
I'm thinking about it though actually could have been pretty funny
I can't stop playing. That was a big cutscene. I couldn't just not do it.
with church Luigi would be something as revenge that wouldn't be revenge that
would just be him getting the church Luigi
she all right goodbye see you later see you guys in the next day or two within
3 days.
Good bye.
Take care.
Hey, call your mother.
It's Mother's Day for God's sake.
See you later.