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Bro, you said 330. I wanted to be early. What do you mean? I said 330. I did not say I was going live at 3rd. Did I say I was going live at 3rd?
I'm late.
Hello, everybody. It's a lot of good. How's everybody doing in this fantastic fucking Friday everybody? I think I said I was going live at 4.
I'm like 20 minutes late. Anyways, I just fucking spilled jeep. You know, I'm not cheap. You know, I've gamer subs on myself.
Anyway, it's chat. Today is a fucking react day, okay? We got a few videos we're going to be watching today.
Not really anything special today outside of react. We're not really doing any collabs or gaming.
I've thought about maybe doing quarantine zone today, but one of just doing it Sunday or Wednesday or both, maybe.
Tomorrow's going to be the S&P early at one in the maybe quarantine zone around him gains with the guys like a group game day after we'll see
People are available Sunday is going to be
React day into many quarantines on Monday. I'm gonna be like earlier. You guys off on Martin Luther King day. That's this Monday
I'm gonna be live early even if you're not off. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be live early. Ah, yeah, okay good
Yeah, I'll be live probably at like two on Monday like a regular like
weekend, stream time. It's going to be the S&P and then we're going to play a high tail.
Ender Dragon Fight got moved. Brady is not available on Monday and he's the guy that kind
of runs the back end of the server so if something goes wrong we need him there. So the
Ender Dragon Fight is getting moved to next Monday. So the 26th. This Monday we're going to do
So some of the S&P and then we're going to try high-tail.
We were going to do high-tail with 26, but we just flipped them.
So we'll do high-tail earlier than expected.
So either way we're still doing something.
We might start with high-tail Monday and then do the S&P because we still might do an S&P event,
but it's just not going to be the end of drag in because we have to wait.
But yeah, reacts today to our S&P random games, Sunday reacts, maybe quarantine zone, Monday,
I tell an S&P Tuesday, I'm not live Wednesday or games of quarantine zone Thursday not
live Friday, reacts Saturday next week.
S&P into a brovy bro with use.
And then the next Sunday, we're going to do reacts.
Maybe some gaming with stake.
And then we'll go from there.
We'll probably review the Etsy products that you guys have been sending next Sunday, not this
Sunday.
And then I'll start ordering some of those products for a review when we're back from San
because I have a Fortnite turnie first week of February, that schedule is going to be weird.
February 1st, we do have a charity stream for PCRF for Palestinian children's relief
on their Palestine Children's really fun. I'm going to be matching down this for that as regular
H.A. charity and a February. It's going to be a big group stream. We're going to be playing
a bunch of games. We'll have crowd control the mod that enables traffic control some of the
game, that'll be fine, and then we have FKF turn March. So we have three charities lined up soon.
But like February, the schedule for first week of FAD is weird. Like I'm off the second
and third, then the tournament's the fourth, then I'm gone, or then I'm streaming fifth and sixth,
then I'm gone 79. It'll be weird. But I'm going to be vlogging too. So I'll have some YouTube videos
out of it. But, and then February is just going to be like non stop gaming. A bunch of games are
drop in reanimal drop in which is going to be fun from the creators little nightmares
1 and 2 not 3.
Um, I own life 2's dropping, resident evil, regime is dropping, uh, what else, a lot of other
games.
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and don't for the sub-ting, jack for the 5 gifted ginger-dom, aren't being steamed with
a 2 sub-frota potato-freeking.
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children believing certain things we really helped me thank you
i'm glad to be able to uh... been able to help to keep the five gift it's also to the sub
concept of the sub article is he taken it for a
on the ninety two of my scientific term dude cadratts painted depth of the sub a mister of the
sub-gonset of the sub-immortal and Mr. of the sub-sucutant that they give it to five
get in anyways.
People are saying he said only was chappling hectic.
Was chappling hectic.
Shorter stream today than normal.
I say the normal and normal stream now is really like five and a half hours.
So it's going to be a, it's probably going to be a four hour today, a five-and-a-gas
four hour react day.
been streaming like, you know, six and a half hour days, recently, we stream seven hours
on Wednesday, not each other shit.
So today's probably going to be like a shorter react day.
We got five videos cutively, speed through and we'll add more, but I only have five
because some of the videos we're watching today are long, specifically the Furn video.
I haven't watched a Furn video on a while, but run down to the videos we have today chat.
What's really happening with price tags?
It's video about how like digital price tags are thing now and they like scam you and it it's a whole AI psychological thing and you might pay more for the same product and somebody else at a chain store because they know that you'll pay more it's really freaky.
Why auto warm beer didn't survive North Korea, how does speed run OVCity, how are you even
supposed to prepare for jeopardy anyway, and to people you still think about philosophy
video, we might add like a scary react at the end or maybe run the new season of Marvel
rivals if we have time.
I had the worst side conversation.
I had the worst gaming run of my fucking life,
last night, minus 150K in fucking loot in our creators.
When I tell you I went and kidded time after time,
after time third party, every single fucking time chat,
every single time I'm going in,
Looting Mark III, medium shield, fucking surged shield
Rechargers, tier 4 andville, fucking tier 3
El Toro, every run dead, dead, dead, dead,
lost every single one.
Me and cursor playing, we go, why don't we free kit?
We free kit Stella, we fucking kill a bunch of kids,
we're in a room of nine dead bodies, we get scammed.
I go, hey, maybe Marvel rivals will turn things around.
I start playing Marvel Rivals, loss, loss.
I play Marvel Rivals, I'm in with my friend,
and we're stacking, and there's these two other players
that are playing with us, and they don't stop talking in VC.
Nice people, my dude, if you're in stream,
you are nice, you're wonderful people, but oh my God,
when I tell you there was not a second of clear comms,
not a singular second, this guy was played
play, commentating his own gameplay as Black Panther. Just a fucking, he was a B.P.
Maine, just to give you the fucking inside of who he was as a player, Black Panther
Maine, literally not stopped talking. It was insanity. I, I MVP, we lose. We
queue again. There are teammates again. We lose again. I MVP again. We queue again.
Then, they're on the other team.
They finally lock in my team, get swept.
I walked off.
I turned my computer off.
I go, it's over.
I did not.
I did it.
It's tracked one time in our craters.
In fucking, I don't know, 10 raids.
And I lost.
I don't know.
Five Marvel rivals matches in a row.
Call it quits for the night.
I said, today's not my day, holy shit, but now it's the new season, so new me.
I'm not going to start grinding.
I've been grinding Marvel rivals.
I think I ended the season like Plac 2, bro.
I was just on Arc Raiders, man.
But now the dead pulls that I'm going to grind.
One after they gave it to the forer.
I just got soul-fledged, but you played the boss, it sounds cool, love your stream,
then I'm not even gonna say it, man.
Uh, thank you. I'm glad you liked the video. I don't know what you're talking about souls like Waldo thinking of three devins actually trying to say
Uh, Joe 6700 times. Yeah, I saw is he still doing it. I was in his stream.
If he's still saying my name.
Oh, he's in the bathroom.
He uh, he said my name 50 to 100 times.
which is fucking nuts.
Anyways, Mel and Libany and the sub-pretty and all of the sub-emiliated sub-walled-up
taken to the three.
One answer for the four.
I got a soul's like, are you just telling me you've got a soul's like game immortality
that's the sub-sivity and the carrots that the sub-rathed rock chart of the sub-let?
Lord of Jake for the sub- Alex for the five shade laying for the five thousand biddies,
take it for the fucking biddies.
None of the chats.
If Blacks, now think of it as 3.
How are you watching a YouTube Cloud to be able to pop in?
Thank you.
And I appreciate the fucking bit message.
Big you, John, for the sub-tree, Travis,
sub-crime, think of it as 3.
Love any bunch of body kids,
I'm going to be on React,
stop watching the either of those that I am.
Sorry, crowd, think of the sub-host and kid
for the 17th of the Sunday,
start with the sub-VVS for the sub-bister
and give it the sub-apent for the sub-party
and let any of the sub-bister.
Take it out of sub-only.
Why are we in sub-only?
Why am I losing my voice?
Was I screaming yesterday?
I don't think I was, oh, I was screaming yesterday.
When we played that game where you have to yell your move,
our game of the subcosst they give it a threat.
Jump it by a squirrel, my Aunt Radies, go to the doctor,
walk over the threat.
Keep talking to his walls.
Anyways, did you do a rundown?
Yep, you missed it.
Take figurative threat, text school from musical to night,
I'm nervous, send me luck and luck.
Rosy didn't school musical to night.
I never partuck in a musical.
I don't even know if my school did musicals.
They must have.
I just wasn't a part of them.
I never took any, I never took any like extra curricular arts
in high school outside of art.
Do you guys take any arts in school right now?
I know my class, or my school would like music.
Like I never took music though.
I just did art one art two.
It was like a required, it was a required that you had to have two arts.
So I just did art one art two and they gave up.
Because art three was where actually got hard.
Actually did I not, I don't even think I did art two.
I think I did art one and then I took like the history of science.
And it for some reason counted and it was awesome.
Why are you not reacting?
Because it's the start of the stream brother.
sometimes I like talking to chat for a little bit before we get into the games.
They're not games, games or reacts, depends, but yeah, orchestra, you took orchestra,
I would love to take orchestra and just be the guy on the fucking, what do they call the symbols?
And he just tells that every time, like once, once per song,
which are on the wood, that's banned.
What's the difference between orchestra and band?
I was in choir.
The choir kids in my school were actually pretty good
because they had a sing for mass,
so they were always singing, string instruments.
And then we had one kid that talked about
Bro, that shit was crazy.
Now, that's the bring it back memories.
Junior year, I'm in Spanish three.
My priest is the teacher.
He's dead now, rip.
But he was my teacher and he hated our class
because my class was full of like the dumb asses.
He was our junior year, I'd take Spanish,
honors three Spanish.
I sit down, the teacher goes,
I was about to say professor,
but you say that about college.
my teacher in Spanish three honors goes,
hello, this is the only time I'm speaking English.
For the rest of the year, we're speaking Spanish,
the entire class.
I went, nope.
Nope, not doing that.
And then I dropped to regular Spanish three.
And I walk in, and they're still learning like L, A, O, O,
instead.
And I was like, oh, this is going to be a walk in the park.
And they would rage bait.
They would rage bait the priest.
And dude, there's this one guy Vinny and he would fucking,
he would just be like, I don't really understand this.
And he would just ask the same question
over and over again every day.
And anyways, that's a side story.
We're in class.
We go into a school shooting lock down.
like, what the fuck?
And we're sitting, and it's like a real lockdown.
It wasn't like a drill.
And I was like, is there actually a fucking school shooter?
And I'm like freaking out.
And I'm literally telling the priest,
I go, I'm not staying in this room.
Like, because we were on a building,
that was like farther away from all the other buildings.
I was like, dude, we could just walk outside.
Like we were on the corner of the building.
We weren't in like the middle of a hallway.
I'm like, we could just leave.
like I was like dude, I'm getting it.
If I hear a gunshot, I'm leaving.
Like I'm jumping out of the window.
And he was like, any insane thing.
But they end up gunned, it's clear.
I'm like, well, what was that all about?
A few days later, we find out like,
one of the kids in choir was talking about
easy, it would be to fucking kill everybody at mass.
I was like, he's like, what did he be easy?
He's just fucking shoot everybody right now.
He's talking to one of his friends.
His friend rats on him, rightfully so.
But he wasn't talking about it in like a safety concern.
He wasn't like this is bad.
It would be easy for a school shooter to kill people.
He was like, wouldn't it be easy to kill everyone here?
They send him to like fucking therapy for two weeks and then he comes back.
I'm like, you should have been expelled.
Like that's fucking crazy, bro.
Pretending to scoot up the shirt of the school.
It's fucking whack.
You talked about this in the different stream?
Yeah, I probably did.
actually it was crazy though, but he came back. I did have another friend. This guy shot
this guy sat at my lunch table and he was originally from China and he moved to the United
States when he was like 10 and he went to our school obviously spoke fluent English, didn't
even have an accent. He was very, very chill guy. He was really addicted to gambling. And he
would gamble like thousands of dollars in class. And his parents didn't know. It was his money
that he had earned through CSGO gambling. And then he used his dad's information to sign up
for an online gambling website. And somehow, like, but it wasn't like a regulated gambling
website, it was like C.S. Gamble or some shit, and he would lose money, and he would gamble
like knives and shit and he was really into airsoft. So one day he was in his coding class,
and he, uh, he was like looking at airsoft guns, but one of the kids was like looking at his
computer and saw that he was like scrolling guns and like reported him, and then they were like,
We're going to need to search your bag and he was like
What?
Like out of nowhere. He's like what what do you mean?
He's like the we need to search your bag. He's like I don't what are you fucking do anything?
They're just like telling him. They're telling him that he's like a safety threat
And he's like, dude, I was just looking at aerosophones
He's because he was like really he like every week and he would go aerosophane or something
Because he was a big counter but he was like the quiet kid
Like he would talk to me, but in class he wouldn't speak.
So I guess like the kid that he didn't know,
thought he was like weird.
That was something.
And we're at lunch, and he's like,
dude, like, thank fuck.
Then it's didn't like search the one pocket.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
He's like, dude, I brought my like,
you know, my rainbow karambit that like I got from eBay
that looks like my CS knife.
I'm like, yeah.
He's like, I forgot, I put it in my bag.
I'm like, why?
He's like, I don't know.
I just like I just had it left there. He's like that would have been bad. I'm like, yeah, probably he didn't like he wasn't gonna actually hurt anyone
But like he had the he had like a display knife that was like a replica of like a CS knife in his bag
And I was like dude get rid of that and then he did but
Shit was crazy
It was probably cool. I mean, it was like a doll knife, too. It was like a fucking
replica. It was like a model CS knife. Like it wasn't like an actual blade, but still,
they probably would have lost their shit on. And then next week, some kid got found with a bunch
of acid in a pound of weed in his locker. Burn his car, which was nuts. Dude, that was like
every week. Because like these were like rich kids at this school. So they were like a lot of them
And we're like, a lot of them would like sell drugs.
And that was crazy.
What's the school, what's the school of that kid
for three years?
And then they were like, well, there was one kid, okay,
there's a few times where there's this one kid
that got caught smoking weed.
And that's usually like an instant expulsion,
but he studied as a decked.
And so they didn't expel him
and he took a few classes or whatever with them
and then they let him stay.
But then he got caught again, they took around.
And it was like senior year or two, I was like damn, bro, that sucks.
And I felt bad for him, and then there was another kid that like was dealing drugs on school for owns.
And he had like a pound of weed in his car.
I was like, bro, like, just fucking get rid of it.
Why do you have that?
Somebody were deemed scream refunded.
I'm losing my voice.
Jason, I'm going to sort of stop even NX ass.
They are NXT for the sub.
Okay, thank you for the eight.
Hope you're doing good.
Oh, they'll try to be a streamer I would say.
Ask one of the next G.O. segment is no idea.
Fresh for the sub-skid, thank you for the three.
It's for the sub-bair think of it as three.
Would you ever play early in isolation?
Maybe one day not any time student's to tune out,
think of it as three.
I have to leave for work.
I can't find a work.
Oscar and Ray for the sub-game thinking
of the three doing three musicals.
I think it will well, bro.
TTV even sub-com, thank you for the three.
What's my mom to cancer back in April?
I've cancer in the Chapman.
I'm sorry for your loss.
You really helped me get through it.
I'm glad to be able to help me, but I'm sorry for your loss.
Scale taken for the five.
How do you put games off this court?
I say you're a couple.
I think you might enjoy psychological work.
I, what I think chat would like,
what I would like to provide you things.
Francesco Nassford, the subject for the subject of miracle
taken for the five, can I have $20 no JP for the subject?
I'm taking for the three, dream, blood rotation, only for the five.
Give this up, talk to about that a few times.
Thank you for the sub-ratch right, walk for the sub.
I've got to have a bunch of the sub, it's not for the sub-miky
and violent for the sub-dashable.
Thank you for the three, James on the three.
run more rivals than a biggie take it three
uh... fell to the other day when you play for god's care streamer i
woke up and i was forgetting a woke up a little heart was racing here
voice of the dream time at sea i think it's up
static it's a bigum to some bigum to three
wallace and arm i think of the sub uh... jerry javie a javago ran and rng
thinking the sub chat locked in for the first video
no more pretty extremely apping
walk in
type walk in
I've locked in. No, if this had lawless for this, uh, you know what I, you know what
I've come to realize as well, and I don't want to like assume. I don't think it's
necessarily the influx of viewers that makes chat dog shit. I think it's the winter
summer break viewers. Does that make sense? It's like it's not if there's more, because right
Now, the people that are in stream, it's just like yall are free, but you also all watch me a lot.
It's like the motherfuckers that never watch me pull up and they're like new, but oh my god, it's just like they're annoying.
It's like, yes, it's the young viewer, the youngest viewers are the ones that pull up on break.
And they're just annoying a shit.
Like the one spamming shit and chat, just nonstop.
Can't walk through the 10k bitis.
I can't scream on the lose of my voice.
Thank you for the bitis.
I really love the shins.
They made me a damn every time.
I watch you.
Then I still think I've ever seen anybody who are at stay top.
Thank you.
And thank you for the bitis.
Bro, Waldo, thank you for the three.
Devin's on his last 500.
QW of the assemblies.
That's not milk.
That's not flu.
That's it for the stop camera.
Thank you for the three.
I know.
All right.
You're locking.
Now, yeah, I think it is right.
You're debating whether Red Dead first or life is strange.
I would be like the change, because it's my shoulder.
I wasn't debating between the two.
I was just saying that I would play both of them at some point,
but Red Dead too, I'm probably not going to play for like a year.
Like that would be way later. Hold on.
You're actually just like schedule if you need to see the schedule.
Oh, my god, he's right there.
to think of the three what you react out of the crew ship and what to fuck what you
mean a loose up to somebody very confident to sex it was worth a shot asking for
twenty but i can say you're looking at it and thank you all right y'all lock in
and maybe this up y'all lock in what's really happening with rice tags
it's got to come this apple and this apple are the exact same except for what
here's the first problem you're buying a granny smith apple which is fucking
discussing, okay? We're not even going to get into the price tag that yet, the fact that
you are purchasing willingly a green apple from a grocery store is gross. The only thing worse
would be like, you being somebody that's buying a Mac in Tosh or like a mushy red apple.
I'm thinking, I only paid $129 for this apple. But for this one, you paid nearly three times
that's not because yours is any better it's not organic and I didn't get my own sale.
These are exactly the same but the algorithm decided that you would pay more than me.
Let me explain. Listen folks. Yeah, well it's it's really any store that has digital
price tags. Don't shop at. I think with the uh I guess advancement of technology,
the one of the only things that should never change
is physical price tags.
Because that ensures that they can really only change
them like once per day.
Like they're in less, it's like one singular product
that they're uprising.
Like when you see paper, that's how you know that,
like that's been there at least today.
And more than me, let me explain.
I mean, even with paper, they're scammers, though.
I mean, dude, you see black Friday sales,
where they'll be like black Friday ideal, 20% off.
you literally pull it up, and it's the regular price tag, the same price, and it's just the regular 20% off that they have.
Like stores are just counting you.
The craziest shit, I don't know if he's going to get into this.
I know this is what everybody always complains.
Just pulling the fucking video.
Shut the fuck up.
The craziest shit that I've seen recently is that online stores and other places will
Take advantage of your known data on like income
and how much you need the product right now,
like search pricing, like Uber, it'll do it for like Uber eats,
or like if you're ordering somewhere,
like if you're desperate or have a lot of money,
they'll charge you more.
Which is like, you know, obviously like,
ether, rich mentality, I guess in some sense,
but it's also just going to a richer person's pocket.
like it's a CEO that's basically enabling their company to con people to the
maximum out that they're willing to spend folks you're milk mice like you
never feel like you're getting the problem in today's market society is
you never feel like you're getting a deal anymore you're always spending the
exact amount that you're willing to spend so I'm having a rush hour price to
these price tags started updating right in front of me just stick it to your
customers just a little bit more. What a wild concept. Carnegie Rockefeller. I'd never do
you guys have places with digital price tags though. I'll see them, but not to the point
where like Walmart has every every one a digital price tag. I think that's gotta be like
big city shit. Just stick it to your customers just a little bit more. What a wild concept. Carnegie
Rockefeller and Vanderbilt, where they all have in common.
They owned monopolies.
Carnegie was the king of steel.
Rockefeller was the king of oil.
And Vanderbilt was the king of railroads.
These guys focused all of their time in money on one thing,
and that was dominating their industries.
As their businesses grew, they were able to effectively crush
any competition and choose whatever price they wanted to charge.
And they were pretty much untouchable.
But in 1890, a senator from Ohio formed a bill
that would allow the government to step in.
This bill also known as the Sherman Act only had two sections.
Section one made price fixing illegal and Section two made it a crime to monopolize or attempt to monopolize an industry.
As you can imagine, when the government passes a law that goes against the richest people in the country,
they usually find creative ways around it.
So in 1914, the government had to pay.
It's illegal to monopolize, but what counts as a monopoly, right?
like the fact that you have zero competitors
because you could argue that a lot of the big companies
right now, like the top five and the S&P 500
are effectively monopolies of their own trade.
Like is Amazon not a monopoly?
In some way.
Like obviously the Amazon Prime video portion of Amazon
is not a monopoly, but like the Amazon service of like,
Okay, yeah, there's Timo and eBay and Etsy and other places where you buy shit online, but like
I would argue that the majority of Americans and anywhere really where Amazon's available is using Amazon as the first and foremost place where they're buying almost any product
Asked the Clayton Act, which was specific. It's still not a monopoly because I'm a monopoly would be they have no competitors so they effectively could just do whatever they want
like they have no limitations.
Sically made to ban practices like price discrimination and exclusive dealing agreements.
It also know because Amazon doesn't own every delivery service.
No, but they own every part of their chain.
Like Amazon's the closest company that I would say is nearing them in an awfully, in a way.
Because they own every part of their chain, they own.
It's not like they're outsourcing like Red Bull, for example, outsources production
of their cans elsewhere.
They just sell the cans.
But Amazon has their own warehouse facilities, their own website, their own products,
Amazon essentials, that they're creating and their own delivery service.
The creative, the federal trade commission to enforce all those Disney's clothes was rules.
But even I would argue that Disney's last powerful than they used to be, in terms
uh, maybe not in money, but in terms of like social uh, holding on people.
Like not many people are invested in Disney products as they used to.
It's like, they've kind of diverted to the whale, the whale idea, you know?
Like Disney profits so heavily, I guess, park-wise, at least, on like millennia.
that are single that are obsessed with Disney, right?
Like the average Disney color is not obsessed with Disney, you know?
Like the average person that's involved with the company of Disney is not really obsessed
Apple and Tesla.
Apple now can say I'm song with the FTS Google Pixel.
There are people that don't buy Apple products.
I think Apple has them in Apple socially, and in the sense that like, if you don't own
on iPhone, even today, like you're the guy with the green text.
You're the weird guy.
Like, no seriously, like if you don't own an iPhone, and it's like, oh my god, why am I sending
green texts in this group chat?
It's because one of your friends has a fucking Google Pixel, you know, like it's like
you're shamed socially.
I mean, Apple even goes as far as enabling any movie,
company and production company to use their phones
as long as those phones do not are not used by the villain.
So it's kind of a cheap way to know who did it in a killer sense.
If you're watching like a, like a clue movie, you know,
like say you're watching the knives out film.
And a guy is using, that's false by the way,
I'm pretty sure that's not false.
I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to Google that.
Can villains use iPhones in movies?
No, bad guys in movies don't use iPhones due to Apple's unofficial
mobile and pause, which requires their products to be
shown favorably, meaning villains typically will not use Android
or generic devices or will use Android or generic devices instead.
It's associated with negative characters, making Android's a common choice for antagonists in villainy.
So some movies you can determine who the killer is, just off of them having an Android.
If you see a guy with an iPhone, they're probably good.
See in the Sherman Act today, things aren't really working like they should.
It's basically what you're saying, you're gross.
And it's like subconscious shit like that, bro.
That's crazy.
I mean, it's not the nappoli ship.
It's like dude, marketing's got new appoint.
This doesn't even have to deal with while we're watching.
I'm gonna start acting like airline tickets.
So let's play a game to really understand
what we're dealing with.
Here we have two grocery stores, Dave's and Willis.
To keep things simple, let's pretend they eat.
I'm gonna Dave's sell the same thing.
Both stores sell their apples for $3 a piece.
Customers don't really have a preference,
so they just shop wherever they're hard to sell.
But Dave decides that he wants to make a little bit more money.
So he lowers his price to $2.50 for the next one.
Good choice, down to Dave's.
We eat the majority of customers start shopping at Dave's
for their apples because they're cheaper.
But as soon as Willie catches onto this,
he lowers his price to $199.
Again, all the shoppers follow the lower problem.
That's just the idea of like capitalism free market.
The problem with that is,
nobody ever lowers prices or does anything reasonably
without the potential to then just raise it in the long term.
like it's like short term gains for like,
or short term losses for long term gains.
It's just, yeah, gross economics.
I mean, it's literally just the idea
of competitive pricing because you need to,
not because you feel like you want to give
your customers a good deal.
I'll use and move back to Willis.
As you can imagine, this could just continue indefinitely
and that's why it's called a race to the bottom.
This is the ideal scenario for us
because companies are forced to compete
for the lowest price to attract the most customers.
However, after all this back and forth, both Willie and Dave are now making way less
than they did when both of their prices were $3.
If they could get together and create a plan, they could both raise their price to $5
and make way more because customers have nowhere else to go for their apples.
But that would be considered collusion and that's illegal according to the Sherman Act.
But...
Well, and isn't it also within reason on how low you're able to drop that price tag, right?
couldn't Microsoft the fucking you know monolith of a company that it is sell their
Xboxes for $50 and just take billions of dollars in losses and effectively drive
PlayStation out of business. No, why not, Zod. Zod actually don't rage bait today. That's not how it works.
All right, Zod, you're not going to be mod today.
Uh, it, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
How is that rage, babe?
You're saying no, that's not how it works, but you're not, you're typing no, no, no, that's not how it works.
And then you don't explain anything.
That, okay.
I'm being serious.
All right, Zod, you're being serious.
That's fine.
You're always in my stream.
What type of chat is a, what type of chat or is a chatter that says no, and then doesn't
explain anything. Like you're just disagreeing to disagree rather than being like
no, that doesn't make sense because of this. Like that, that would just be, well price
gouging's illegal. Yeah, but I'm saying like, is in price gouging the reverse where
you have the whole supply area able to just rent rent the prices drastically.
People are doing that during COVID. With like hand sanitizer and toilet paper and
shit. Is it illegal if it's not humans doing? Zotter, you get explained it or I mean like
bro. It takes a paragraph to explain just ask CHAP, GPT. All right. Yeah, instead of Zod being
able to explain it, let me just ask CHAP, GPT. Why, why, what, so what am I asking? What am I
giving the prompt. What, what am I prompting? Why is it allowed that that
Microsoft could sell Xbox is for $50. So they run PlayStation out of a business.
Like what am I prompting? It usually isn't allowed. What you're describing is
is called predatory pricing, and anti-trust laws make that illegal.
One Microsoft companies are allowed to do a sell products at a loss temporarily and
price aggressively.
They're not allowed to sell far below the cost of the intent to eliminate competition.
You can't do that if you're a company that has so much backroll money and investments that you could price low enough to where you actually run the competitor out of business that's illegal
In the collusion, and instead, it's the algorithm.
And what if the algorithm didn't just know what everyone else was competitive pricing
is what Xbox did initially.
PlayStation, I'm not 100% sure, didn't want to sell the PlayStation for $500.
But when Xbox, it got leaked that they were going to sell it for that.
PlayStation had to match competitively.
It's not a coincidence that they're selling for the same price.
I'm not doing any channel-ported options today.
Please refund them.
Was I not?
Zod, did you unmod yourself, Pral?
I'll be back later.
Did you not ask why can't Microsoft just drop their X-Box prices to 50?
I put myself in time out, brother.
Zod.
You didn't need to put yourself in time out.
I'm saying, that's why I'm saying Xbox can't do that.
Charging or Microsoft couldn't do that.
But it also knew everything about you.
We're going to get to that, but I have something else to show you first.
It's changed traded phones were built in the 90s and when you invest in one you get what you get you can't customize it
And there's only about 4,000 total options in the United. This is an ad
Ideas visit public.com slash grant. Let's take a look at this chart. It's a simple concept most of us learned in school here
You have a line showing these supply and fin ear like you know, bro's talking about ETFs. Yeah, like what am I gonna start?
Exchange traded funds, one of them on Robinhood.
I'm showing these supply in here is the demand.
The point where these lines cross is the optimal price and object should be.
As the demand goes up, the price goes up.
As the demand goes down, the price goes down.
Oh my god, wait, I'm an athlete's just the diamond market.
That's the best fucking explanation is the diamond market.
I mean, you could even see that with I share speed stream when speed tried to buy a diamond
and they're like, oh no, we're only allowed to sell the two people.
Like the diamond market, diamonds aren't as rare as they as they seem.
Like they, they artificially withhold the supply to increase the capability of them to sell
them at a higher demand, right, because they limit the supply that increases demand.
But if they released all the diamonds they had, then diamond pricing would drop pretty drastically.
To be the main way of price 98% are in a vault.
Is that accurate?
I don't think it's 98%.
How many are what percent of diamonds are in a vault?
It's telling me in video games, like Minecraft.
What?
Why is it telling me our dot grow in real life, in real life, Jesus Christ?
Why do I have to put that at a mysterious?
It's not giving me an answer.
I always say, no, just buy lab-grown diamond, dude, don't buy a fucking natural
mine diamond.
I think good.
But ever since it's already carrying these around, things have changed.
airplane tickets were some of the first things most of us noticed, depending on what time
of year you were buying them or when the...
Why?
Just look up like blog diamonds and how the diamond trade is largely immoral and monopolized
to benefit the companies rather than the consumer or the workers that are mining for them.
Trip is planned for, it might be more expensive or what time of year you were buying
them or when the trip was planned for, it might be more expensive or less expensive.
This is what's called dynamic pricing.
It's the reason to Uber's cost more during rush hour and my flights cost more during spring
break.
I think dynamic pricing though is it bad in certain instances? Like an Uber should cost way more at three in the fucking morning when there's less Uber drivers than at noon.
You know, like if you're trying to door to ask a fucking burrito at three a.m.
that should cost you more money because there's less people available.
It's different though when it's grocery stores that are dynamically pricing a product
that isn't rare or a commodity that makes sense to do
dynamic pricing or even flights it kind of makes sense where if it's like the day before
flight and it's not full obviously they're going to drop the prices because they want to
fill the flights are set by no. What doesn't make sense is when airlines overbook
people and then you have that motherfucker on the comms go,
ah, yeah, this is Delta Airlines number 608. We are looking for two passengers to potentially
take a later flight for 500. No, I'm not getting off the fucking flight. I'm not getting off the
fucking flight, give me $5,000. Give me $5,000. I'll get off the flight. Give me
five grand in cash right now. I'll get off the fucking flight. Okay. I'm not doing
this bullshit. I'll give you 10,000 flight credit miles in a coupon to your
local red Robin. You kid wipe your ass with that fucking red Robin coupon because
I'm not getting off this fucking airplane. Okay. Uncustomer specific variables. These
These are things that are determined without any customer data, but as we've started to
open our lives up more and more to data collection, we've pretty much opened Pandora's
box and allowed companies to take complete control of our spending.
If you return back to the Sherman Act, you'll remember that price.
Chath being hacked?
No, some Russian just disabled and enabled a bit chunky and some Russian disabled and
enabled subscriber mode fucking 15 times.
This collusion is considered illegal.
for something to be considered collusion,
there needs to be an agreement to fix prices
between multiple parties.
We got caught.
Chunky, I can see your mod actions.
This motherfucker.
I see your mod actions, you know that, right?
Like, like, if you banned somebody,
I see who you banned.
But that agreement doesn't need to be said,
written, or even directly agreed on.
It could be something as simple as a wink.
For example, if David Willie, our grocery store owners, are out golfing one day and Dave
says, man, the price on these apples is way too low.
Then they both go and raise the prices the next day, that's considered a legal collusion.
In other words, you don't need a directed agreement at all.
You just need to prove that they are no longer acting independently.
That leads us to the problem we're having today.
in order to explain this, I think we need to order some groceries.
Now, Instacard has been getting...
Burgess Instacard had two apples in a fucking box of cereal.
Are we dead ass?
I feel like it's a waste when you're not ordering, like,
Like, yo, I always think if I'm an order or something,
I'm an order like $100 worth of shit.
Like, don't really, like, dude,
you remember that one time when handsome,
door dash of fucking Red Bull, like a singular Red Bull?
I'm like, you just paid a guy to walk into a 7-Eleven,
grab a Red Bull and drive it to your fucking house.
Like, that is insanity.
Some heat lately.
And recent investigation,
consumer reports found that grocery store prices
were completely different for each customer.
Sometimes as much as 23%.
And most of us know instant cart
because of their app and being able to simply order
our groceries instead of walking around the aisles
of the grocery store.
But they are also be leading software
that grocery stores rely on.
I mean, just think about it.
Instagram had over 250 million orders
in the first three quarters of 2025 alone.
That's hundreds of millions of data points
that they can compile in sell to the grocery store.
I never use Instacart because I don't want another mother fucker picking which blueberries
I'm using okay when I go to the produce section I'm in the I'm I'm
You know I'm looking at the case. I'm seeing oh no that one's got a rotten one don't want it
That one's good, you know if I get Instacart now that now it's some minimum wage. It's one of you guys
It's one of you guys, you know, you're high on the job, you know, you don't give a fuck if I get good grapes.
It's because you're just fulfilling the order.
Why would you, why would you put that extra effort to be like, oh, this raspberry is a little fuzzy on this one.
Fuck now, why are we catching strays?
Because the people that fulfill Instacar orders are usually like starting out at a Walmart.
Walmart. It's not somebody that's us because the older people are the ones at the front,
check in the fucking receipts and just racially profiling people.
The people that are doing Instacar are like the young guys that are rushing around to get shit done.
The old people that have been there are the ones that are only stopping black people at the
front. That's what they're doing. I mean, that's literally what they're doing. They don't they
I you can watch them do it
That's what they do for sure stores to improve their efficiency because it's a digital that's cap brother
You must you must be going to a different Walmart for front. There aren't any price tags and they can update things in real time
They even acquired ever-site in 2022, which is an AI company designed to optimize pricing. I've seen it. No, they read. No, that's I've seen it, bro
They read every receipt
But when I hand them or see, he goes,
and by stand behind somebody that's a minority,
that motherfuckers.
Looking through each individual fucking thing,
I'm like, again, not as crazy.
Potions and discounts.
But that optimization isn't for the customers.
It's for the stores.
According to Instacart, the tools they've built with
with every site can increase grocery store sales by one day.
I'm a minority.
Thank you for sharing, Zad.
I've never seen that in my life.
I got a Costco.
I've never stepped foot in a Costco in my life.
So I couldn't, I couldn't tell you what Costco has got going on.
3% and profit from additional sales by 2% to 5%.
All of this being driven by an algorithm that is not only testing and updating prices
and disqual your rich, I still shop at Walmart.
Oh, Walmart's got competitive pricing.
All right, lock in and profit from additional sales by two to five percent.
All of this being driven by an algorithm that is not only testing and updating prices and discounts in real time,
but it's also using our information against us, which brings us back to our previous point on dynamic pricing.
If you remember, dynamic pricing is based on non-customer specific variables.
But to do what Instacart was doing, you need customer data like where they live and what they do for work.
otherwise known as surveillance pricing. It is important to note that as of December 22nd,
2025, Instagram did announce that they are immediately ending all price tests and use of ever
site technology to run those price tests, but they are still allowing tests on promotions and
discounts. Now surveillance pricing really caught on thanks to social media. As we shared more of
our lives online and taught the algorithms what type of things we like to look at and buy,
We're giving them the keys to our brains and how we shot.
Not just that, but the brands have also found new ways to collect even more.
Well, the AI's got to be fucking glitching out on TikTok, rather because the ads that I get on that fucking app are absolute horseshit.
I know of the stuff that I see.
I have any interest in.
The only thing that I will say is I get a lot of fidget spinner, lighter ads.
And I almost bought one of them.
Data and they've gotten really good at hiding it from us all those loyalty programs you belong to
They're not really designed to reward your loyalty with free drinks and fries
Instead, they're just the bait to extract even more information from you when you download their apps
You're giving up access to things like your location the purchases you make on your phone and some apps even include many games that you'll play for extra points
But those mini games
What app are you probably that's a mini game for extra points?
Since our actually designed to study your psychological habits,
to learn even more about your shopping style.
So when you're presented with an ad or you're looking to order your next meal,
the app knows exactly what to put in front of you to maximize their profit.
And that decision is made by an algorithm.
These algorithms are constantly taking the McDonald's.
Yeah, whenever I pull up, you ever pull up to them.
I've been in McDonald's and so long, but you pull up to McDonald's and you're using the app.
No, no.
new information informing opinions on you and what you're willing to spend.
And this gets really creepy when you start to think about it because these brands have built
these huge profiles on us. If I lived in Beverly Hills, I used an iPhone, I shot the whole
coupons, I make reservations at nice restaurants, and I typically take two to three vacations a year.
My shopper profile would feed me higher price goods every time. And I would buy them with
Yeah, so you're not reading the price.
I mean, dude, that's the one thing that it's like,
one of the most immediate luxuries
of having a level of wealth is you don't like,
you're not individually itemizing receipt.
You're just walking at it and going,
okay, this costs this amount of money,
and then writing it off.
They're not writing it off like tax purposes.
I'm saying like, pushing it off moving into the side,
like you don't give a fuck.
Right?
Like if you're somebody that is living paycheck paycheck or like middle lower class middle class what that how much that apples cost per pound matter right that's why to always to always see how in touch somebody is they always go how much is a gallon of milk.
I don't know, not because I'm not in touch,
but because I don't drink dairy
because Big Milk is a fucking con.
I guess the price of my total every time I go
to the grocery store, and I'm right
within $5 every single fucking time.
Every single fucking time, I'm within $5 of that bitch.
Went two days ago, and I'm telling you,
I said, I'm looking at everything I go,
it's probably gonna be 150 bucks.
Actually, 160, it was 163.
Get me on the price as right.
out of second thought.
But on the other hand, if I only shot the discount stores,
I'm already saving coupons.
How much are eggs?
Hmm, don't know.
I could tell you, I'm not chicken cost, though.
Chicken tenderloins.
You can get the Purdue chicken versus the Walmart chicken.
It's different pricing.
But I usually get the Purdue chicken packets
that are about like $6 in like 30 cents a thing.
And it comes with about eight tenderloins.
And I get two of them.
Blueberries depend.
If you're getting the jumbo blue berries, those are probably going to be around 5, 6 bucks,
case maybe 6 bucks, case maybe a little bit more to get a little shitter ones, don't
get a little blue berries bad.
And we're really cd.
Those ones are cheaper.
What about cigarettes?
I don't know the price of cigarettes.
I never go on a vacation and I also don't know the street price of weed anymore because I just
eat adibles.
Rarely purchase something if it's not on sale.
The algorithm will only ever feed me discounted items or lower price goods.
And if the discount was just created as an illusion to get me to buy most cuties in 16
a gram.
You know, you're getting conned.
I feel like, you know, maybe you have the tariffs hit, have the tariffs hit, the weed
pricing 16 a gram.
We're in another words, that's a steal, my 30 a gram.
a dispensary, I'm saying like some guy on the street or like your friend that grows weed.
Did he sell in you 30 a gram? That's terrible. 16 still reasonable. But like an eighth, I feel
like when I, I feel like I would buy an eighth of weed for like $40.
With surveillance pricing, the price we see is specifically tailored to the wave.
if it's dispensary, it's more.
But that's because they're getting like hand-pafeted, but...
We buy.
It's one nug.
That's this, big.
And the price we expect to pay for things.
But I'll just take my word for it,
because this is actually happening around us right now.
In 2019, an investigation showed that Target was charging
499 for a TV on their app,
when you pulled into a parking lot of one of their stores,
the price would increase to 599.
Because the algorithm...
They were all of that bitch, a hundred dollars.
In addition, you're more likely to purchase if you're already at the store.
Also, in 2012, Orbits was cop pushing Mac users to more expensive hotel options than PC users.
When you log onto the site with Mac, the more expensive options would pop up first.
The algorithm assumed that if you had a Mac, you were probably in a hiring come bracket
and could afford it.
One study even showed that shoppers selecting fast delivery on baby formula were labeled
as rushed parents and were assumed to not be price sensitive.
So the algorithm would just bump up the price on baby items.
But the problems don't, wow, stop with these brands just setting the prices.
Because the one other thing I'm going to say that does this, that I don't care and
I think it's cool is stock market bars.
There's bars where the more people that are buying a drink, the more it costs.
So there's like price crashes and hikes and they'll have a list of like pricing that
that constantly changes, those bars are cool as shit.
Where if everybody's buying cores like,
now it's fucking, instead of like six bucks,
or like eight bucks a can,
if it's just like a cheaper bar, now it's 12, 15.
But if it's like nobody's buying, you know,
mango card, I'm mango cards are real cheap.
Just buy the cheap as shit,
you have it, anybody the cheap as shit,
then it gets expensive, then you got some strength.
These algorithms aren't actually owned
by each individual brand you have an account with.
They're typically third party providers,
Which means your data is being collected by one brand sent to another company and then
compiled and shared with who knows how many companies.
And now they all have access to what makes you most likely to purchase and how much you're
willing to pay.
But because all these brands use the same third-party providers, the algorithm also knows
what every other brand is charging for the exact same thing.
In order to explain why that's a problem, we need to look at a company called RealPage.
There are software company that landlords could use for a variety of things.
And specifically, it helped them determine the optimal price to rent their units out
at.
Similar to David Willie and their grocery stores, landlords used to set their prices with
a ballpark idea of what the market was willing to pay.
They did this, based on things they saw, heard, or observed around them.
They weren't allowed to do this through agreements with one another because that would
be collusion.
But by using real-page, landlords were getting pricing suggested to them.
That pricing was calculated using all the confidential data that real-page had access to,
included all of the prices of the rental units in their area and the supply of units available.
Using this information, I was going to say I assumed that's how they did it.
It's just like how much are the other apartments around the same square footage in the same
building going for. It's in the algorithm learned that instead of constantly decreasing prices
to compete with other landlords, it could just set a higher rate for everyone and give the
renters no other options. In some cases, the rental rates run by real-page software increase by
over 25% in just 11 months.
It's just like the conversation Dave and Willie had earlier about raising the price of
apples to $5.
If everyone raises their price, there's nowhere else to go and the customers have to pay it.
But this brings us to the question.
Well, is it that part of the problem with like section eight housing as well?
Section eight housing is when you could get a part of your rent paid for by the government.
The people that don't now.
Part of the problem with section eight housing is
places will partake in Section 8, but then up their pricing,
knowing that a percentage of it is going to be covered by Section 8.
So they're actually just making you pay more
because they know the government's going to be paying for a percentage of what it is.
I'm not a genius on real estate though, so it's just like greedow of like real estate owners.
If it's an algorithm determining the prices and the landlords or companies aren't actually
discussing anything,
the money. The problem is money is kind of needed. You could have
different economies that run and have rules for how money is shared and
how much things cost. But you kind of need money in a society for
its a function. If you don't have money, then you need something that
is an attributed asset or something that is valuable and can be
give in a price to price ratio, it used to be the gold standard, right?
So like everything used to be based around gold,
doubts based around the US dollar or whatever currency that your country has.
But you need some sort of centralized thing that is different from just trade items.
You need something that just has value.
Otherwise you can't trade for certain items.
Because like the older days it was like, hey, I have a bunch of wheat.
Well, I don't need fucking wheat.
So you then trade wheat for gold, and then you use gold to buy something else.
Is it collusion? This is going to hot topic as AI and algorithms have completely outpaced our current laws,
but the DOJ in several states did sue real page over anti-competitive practices,
and there's currently a proposed settlement between the DOJ and real page that would force
them to stop offering software that recommends how much to charge tenants. Which is a win,
but there also has been similar cases related to hotels and casino pricing that have been
and dismissed in court due to lack of evidence.
Which leaves us in this weird Twilight Zone
and is part of the reason this video was so hard to make.
As AI continues to advance
and we continue to integrate the digital world
with the physical world,
how far is this all going to go?
This is an electronic shelf label.
You've probably noticed them at stores like Best Buy or Target
and in theory, it makes it easier for stores
to reprise items or change shelf layouts.
But they can also be changed remotely at any time,
which means it won't just be instant card changing
the pricing and the app while you're shopping,
but they could update it in real time
depending on who's looking at it.
Croger recently partnered with cooler screens
who makes those digital freezer doors
were starting to see that often have an ad on them.
Oh, oh!
So they also have a,
that's even worse, bro.
The fucking freezer doors that just have ads and others
should on them that tell you like what's in there,
but it's also popping up others fit that it thinks you might want,
because it sees that you're standing in front of it.
So it profiles you and then markets to you,
what you think, what they think you would most want.
She'll detection feature in that,
allowing them to change the add on the screen,
depending on the age and gender of the person standing in front of it.
Prover does deny that they're using the facial recognition technology,
but we can all imagine what's possible if they decide to turn it off.
Pretend you were to walk into a story tomorrow.
As soon as you walk into the door,
your phone came, so the algorithm knows you're in the building,
and immediately has all of your shopping preferences
saved.
As you're walking to the produce aisle,
the algorithm knows you've been watching TikToks
about banana bread.
So the price tag on the bananas instantly increases
from one 59 to one 99.
As you continue walking through the store,
you reach the freezer aisle.
But bananas aren't still aren't even that expensive, bro.
Bananas are about the cheapest fucking thing
you could buy at a grocery store, dude.
Bananas are like 50 cents a pound.
They're worth nothing.
bananas are fucking dogs shit.
Like it's because they're so, they're so many of them
and they're so easy to preserve
that they could just fucking sell them
for almost nothing.
Oh, where'd you came from?
Not where I live.
Well, I'm just saying for the majority of people, bananas,
bananas are one of the easiest fruits for them
to ship and sell from around the world.
They pick them when they're bright,
or when they're dark green,
they spray them with something,
and then they wash them, they start ripening,
And then that's why they're usually at a grocery store
and they're a little green as she allowed.
Well, recognizes that you're with your 15 year old nephew
because the algorithm also knows
you've been watching Netflix on your phones
and ad pops up for the new Stranger Things
at the Waffles Club.
Not only that, but the camera also sees your eight year old niece
who always asks your Amazon Alexa to play the songs
from Frozen.
So it shows a by one get one half off of the waffles
and a frozen inspired ice cream flavor.
Oh my God, this stranger thinks I get waffles.
And a frozen inspired,
like why is that a product?
Fucking throw that in a garbage.
Frozen two magical mitts, no flake.
That makes more sense.
Ice cream flavor.
Then a stranger thing's waffle.
Neither of which were things we were planning on getting
when I watched the door, but now they're in my cart,
and I'm spending more than I originally intended.
This is just a small example
of what's possible with this technology,
and it's only getting smarter and better at predicting
the maximum amount we are all willing to pay.
If we continue down this path,
there won't be a market price anymore.
In competition, we'll basically just disappear.
We would reach a state of what economists call perfect
price discrimination.
Meaning every person will see a price
that is one cent below the maximum amount
we would pay for an item.
Some people would pay $499 for an apple
while others would pay $199.
And all of this is almost unavoidable.
Some economists say that surveillance pricing creates a more effective.
Unless I start acting like I like certain products and hate others,
I start tweeting out that I despise honey crisp apples,
and I think that they taste like fucking shit, right?
Then I go to the grocery store, I sneak a honey crisp apple into the cart.
Now, cost less for me.
They shouldn't market because the price reflects real-time supply and demand on a per-person basis,
but it also eliminates the free market.
If all the stores use the crusts are the best,
oh, I agree. They're the best apple.
I'm saying I would lie and say that I hate the things that I like.
Say, now,
where they'll never be able to shop around for lower price
or find any real deals.
It'll all just be a facade.
They have been some proposed regulations
that were require online and in-person stores
to label things more clearly and say
that they were price ban algorithm.
But all those pricing decisions we talked about
are meant to be hidden from us.
So how do we know if we're actually getting taken to Vanageau and would we be able to enforce these new regulations?
Thankfully, groups like consumer reports are conducting studies and investigations to take into this.
But to a certain extent, we have no idea what's actually happening.
And I don't know what the perfect solution is.
Do we put a stop to surveillance pricing completely?
If so, how would that be enforced?
Do we set limits on pricing creases?
Or do we force every company to create their own internal pricing algorithm?
I'm not really sure, but I'd be curious to hear your thoughts.
Thanks.
Thank you so much for that.
No, no, I think just starting with the digital pricing system, I think if they want to
have that to reduce the need to physically change every price tag, that's fine, but there
has to be some legal rule that they're only allowed to change prices once a day, like
at the start of the day.
Like once that is set, they're not allowed to change it at noon during rush hour when they
They know more people are going to be in and they're in a hurry and they're just going to pay more for the product.
Like stuff like that outside of that like the collusion of companies working together to determine prices.
Just fucking remove the capability for them to share information with each other.
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I mean, dealing with nervousness really depends on the situation.
I've never signed up for boot camps, so I can't really help you there, man.
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10 gifteds.
Oh, I can, I can, I can, why Otto Warmbier didn't survive North Korea for the people
that don't know Otto Warmbier, he is the guy that took the poster off a hotel wall in North
Korea, they set him back in a vegetative state, and he died.
This is Otto Warmbear. He's a 21-year-old American college student.
My crime is very severe and pre-planned.
No, it was not severe. And I also don't know really if it was pre-planned.
I think North Korea's government that killed this guy, and effectively tortured him, is full
of psychopath narcissists that don't understand that somebody taking a poster off your
wall really isn't that big of a fucking deal.
You probably could have charged him for it.
I think any other hotel would maybe get him for like vandalism and it would be like a
petty crime petty theft, but not to the point where he has to be on a big new station
and he's fleeing for his life.
I regret my actions more than anything.
Two months ago, he went on a new year's party tour with...
You say, effectively too much?
Effectively, I don't really care about that 41-AM,
Thank you, Bethel.
Travel agency.
The destination was Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea.
On the early morning of January 1st, 2016,
I committed my crime, aimed at harming the work ethic
and the motivation of the Korean people.
Are we fucking serious?
Yo, they wrote that shit out for him to say.
There's no way.
I aimed at harming the North Korean people's work ethic.
He took a poster off a wall, bro.
You're acting like he took a shit on Kim Jong-un statue.
Gage, thank you for the 10 gifted, and Arctake of the 10 stops, as well.
After a night of party, he allegedly took a poster from the hallway of his hotel.
Shortly after, he was detained for perpetrating a hostile act against the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
I understand the severity of my crime.
Now, he's here, trying to save his life, at the mercy of a totalitarian dictatorship.
I have been very impressed by the Korean government's humanitarian treatment of severe criminals like myself.
And if far we did ask, dude, when he got off the plane, that mother fucker got wheeled out.
They put him in like a coma.
Borderline, are we serious?
I respect how nice they've been treating me.
When he got back, he died.
They're very fair and square legal procedures in the DPR career.
A communist regime that nurtures a deep teeth for America.
Do you United States administration already knows about my act through the CIA?
And, yo, I actually always used to say that I would go to North Korea if they let Americans go there.
I'm now changing my mind because I know they would kill my ass.
I have talked so much shit about Kim Jong-un and North Korea in general, like so much shit.
They, like, I couldn't pull up and be like,
how well I love your country.
There's no prisoner camps here.
You're not killing your people.
You're a great leader.
Your people aren't malnourished.
No.
You invented the hamburger.
Oh, wow.
Oh, your father invented the hamburger.
Sorry.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, you just came up with the idea.
And I, at my crime, soon the case of this college kid will escalate the already tense relationship between two nuclear powers.
What's the real best nut make any more threats to me?
And I also bro, I gotta say it's not, there's no feeling bad for Kim Jong-un.
But like Kim Jong-un is definitively a product of the environment he grew up in.
Like Kim Jong-un would be a regular guy.
If he had not grown up with his father being a psycho dictator that spoiled him and
like insure that he would be the leader of his nation.
Like his son, Kim Jong-un wasn't even supposed to be the leader of North Korea.
His older brother was supposed to, but his father called him a pussy and said that he
He couldn't lead because Kim Jong-un was better and like capable of doing that shit
because he was too, his older brother was too into music and was too woman lead or something.
Like Kim Jong-un was literally manipulated from the second he was a child to be the leader
of North Korea and that's not me siding with him by any means.
I'm just saying like this is going to perpetually happen because they're just constantly
going to ingrain this into their next generation, that you have to be this, this
authoritarian, like authority figure that's going to dictate and decide the
fates of all of your people.
In United States, they will be met with fire and fury.
How to one bear, at this point, has no idea what he is about to face.
An American is being held captive in North Korea.
He was sentenced to 21 years of hard labor.
Because prisons are rough places.
Something very bad happened to him.
Americans, they put tripped in North Korea.
Sweet failure to recognize fundamental human.
And I mean, dude, you're not even thinking like,
not only is he in North Korean prison,
he's in just foreign prison,
which is already terrifying.
Like imagine your guy that only speaks English,
and you get imprisoned in China.
You're in jail or prison and no one speaks the same language as you.
Like that's a maybe in China they would in North Korea no one speaks English because they hate English.
They hate Western ideologies.
So you're literally just like getting streamed at,
you don't know what's going on.
Right. The dreams of a young man.
They fucked and destroyed by dubious charges from a ruthless regime.
This very press conference might be his last chance to save his life.
I don't want to say, yeah, and I know that like they have him.
Oh my god. I feel like this is just one of those scenarios where it's like.
And I'm not going to see, I know Trump's president when this was happening.
And I think what he's doing right now, and he's like, we need a forcefully take over
agreement, fucking crazy, like Denmark literally says we could use their military
bases, and like, why is he saying that for his own personal gain, it's fucking weird.
Right?
But like this is one of those scenarios where I do wonder what would have happened if he
was like, if auto warm beer comes back hard, I will bomb North Korea, like if he just
like flat outside that like obviously never would over this kid because he's not like I don't
want to say it but it's like the US does hold value over important figures in foreign policy,
especially with obtaining like either prisoners or war or you know people that are held
captive in other countries like if he was not just a random college student it would be different
But, my old Docs that that we weren't able to get him back alive and well.
Just son in my family, my mother needs me.
This all there needs me, my younger brother, and my younger sister need me.
I entirely beg you, in front of my government of the DPR Korea.
I think he is emotional, but what sucks is he has to put like this bagging plea when
like he's not in the wrong.
Like he did a slap on the wrist thing and they're they kill him for it.
He did something so my new.
The counterpoint people are going to say is like, well, he was in North Korea, you should
have known, but it's like, okay, bro.
for your forgiveness.
Please, I've made the worst mistake of my life.
A lot of warmea won't survive, and his case will bring...
What do you do? It's like a poster off a wall.
The US and North Korea to the brink of war.
But the version of events, many people remember.
Might not be true.
What?
What you're going to research is based on this extensive GQ
article, find the link in the description. New Year's Eve 2015. This is Kim Il-Sung Square in Pyeong.
It's not 2015 in North Korea. It's not 2015 New Year's Eve. Different year in North Korea.
Yeah. Thousands of North Koreans have gathered to watch the fireworks and greet the New Year.
Among them is a group of tourists. These are people from Europe, Canada.
What is it? I don't know. It was off of one of the births of their previous leaders.
Year in North Korea.
113. The Jewish-System begins with birth of their country's first leader, Kim Il-Song, in 1912.
That's 114.
Nada, Australia and the US.
They're here with the travel agency.
And they booked a five day four night new years party to her for $1,200.
How to warm beer is one of them.
I mean, that's crazy.
How much the country has changed since then that you were able to block a new year
poor in North Korea?
New years party to her for $1,200.
How to warm beer is one of them.
them. Now, after the fireworks, they return to their hotel, a 47-story tower located
on a small island in the Tadeong River. It boasts five restaurants, a bar, a sauna, a massage
parlor, even a bowling alley. One of the restaurants revolves. Because of its location,
people call it the Elka Tras of Fun. During the tour, they'll drink at a fancy bar and eat
at fine restaurants and on top to get the full propaganda tour.
They've already visited the 70-foot bronze statues of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il.
The country's first two dictators, their regarded as near-holdy figures.
State propaganda has it that when Kim Jong-il was born at the site of a holy mountain,
a double rainbow and a glowing new star appeared in the sky.
Today, because birthday, the day of the shining star is a public holiday.
Citizens spontaneously salute the massive statue.
Yeah, name is dead body in a fucking box.
Or some shit.
If either hammer is son, they've his dead body in a box that they like fucking visit.
Or some shit.
It's fucking weird.
Yes.
No, it's not a coffin.
It's not a coffin.
It's like, it's in like a transparent box in, it's not a call.
It's not underground.
But it's impossible to say whether it's real reverence
or mandatory.
Because they say that he's not dead
because it's like a resting thing.
Like there's no religion, but it's more so that like,
hey, like these leaders are like not human,
like they're like above,
like they're like a transcendent species.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, he's in an eternal number.
Probably in the numbers everywhere.
billboards show images of missiles striking the U.S. Capitol. Other posters,
sports slogans like let's arm ourselves strongly with King Jung Il's Patriotism.
Disrespecting the communist dynasty can get you in.
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Big trouble.
According to GQ, the database center for North Korean human rights confirmed a case of
a factory janitor being prosecuted for bumping such a picture off the wall so that it fell
into broke.
Otto and the other two are members need to be careful.
One wrong move and they could face harsh punishment.
Otto was raised in a suburb outside Cincinnati, Ohio, the oldest of three siblings.
In high school, he was popular, athletic, and smart.
At both prom and homecoming, he was crowned King.
Speaking at his high school graduation, he quoted Andy Bernard from the office.
I wish that was a way to know that you're in the good old days before you've actually
left that one.
Now, he's majoring in finance.
Halfway through his junior year, he decides to do a winter break adventure.
to North Korea.
It makes sense to be studying abroad and Hong Kong in the spring.
In 2015, the State Department's travel advisory for North Korea is clear.
It recommends against Americans traveling there at all.
On the other hand, the website of young pioneer tours, Otto Warmbier's travel agency,
said that traveling to North Korea was, quote, extremely safe.
The two are operator, specializes in taking...
Yo, that's literally cap!
Like, if you even in 2015, if you landed in North Korea, and you just went,
fuck Kim Jong-un, arrested.
Arrest it.
You, to destinations your mother would rather you stay away from.
His pick.
Kim Jong-un is both fat and stupid, arrested, dead.
Parents had their concerns, but, as Cindy Wormbeer later said, why would you say no
to a kid like this?
Early in the tour, the group is visiting this ship, USS Pueblo.
The North Korean military captured it.
I'm not suicidal.
In 1968, the North Koreans claimed it had entered their territorial waters.
I got to rewind.
The North Koreans claimed it had entered their territorial waters.
Now, it's a tourist attraction.
When the North Korean tour guide explains that the ship was seized from the United States,
he doesn't say...
Yeah, now it's gone. Oh, with North Korea's might.
With North Korea's might, we took hold of the ship.
The very weak Americans died trying to fight us.
And now we use it as a showcase that we're much stronger.
we could flatten your country.
Like, I mean, it's just utter, it's garbage.
Just being spit out of their map.
Like it is literally just like fucking king.
You'll nobody dick rides harder than the people of North Korea for Kim Jong-un.
And it's not even because they want to.
They have to.
Or they die.
At its date, he says the imperial enemy.
This is not political chat, but I'm not put in political warning.
In 1950 and 1953, the U.S. dropped and estimated 635,000 tons of bombs on the country.
Plus, some 32,000 tons of may-palm.
Major cities were obliterated.
75% of Pyongyang was destroyed.
During the war, as many as a million civilians perished.
In 1953, the ceasefire ended combat in the Korean War.
But a peace agreement was never signed.
Technically, the North is still at war with the South,
and with its ally, the US.
Most Americans are unaware of this war, so much so that the Korean war
is often referred to as the forgotten war.
Not so in North Korea.
The North Korean tour guide explains what I have.
random history that I'm probably going to poorly explain to you is that the U.S. originally
didn't even want to get involved in like Asian war, like, involvements, but during or right
before the Korean war, something happened with Taiwan and the U.S. wasn't going to get involved
and because it was outside of like the line of protection or something that they had geographically
drawn, and then there was something that roped in the U.S. to Korea, and then that like
fucked everything for like the involvement of China and Taiwan, and then also like Russia,
and how they backed the North Korean, you know, it was like the iron curtain involvement,
where they were trying to get South Korea to be taken over, and so it became this whole thing
that the U.S. ended up getting in. I'm explaining this terribly. Yeah, it was like originally
There was no plan for the U.S. to even enter the Korean War.
Like we were just going to be like,
ah, we're out of it.
It's not our problem.
You know, and then they just rope to sin.
Happened back then to the E.
What's the iron curtain?
The communist spreading that was beginning from Russia,
China, Europe, that we were trying to prevent.
It's part of why we were in Vietnam,
as well as the Korean War, the USSR, yeah, not Russia.
D2 American sailors that were captured along with the ship.
They were beaten, starved, and only released after 11 months.
Otto Warmbier is not visiting just any country.
Also, correct me if I'm wrong on that.
I probably got info wrong there, and I explained it bad.
He's in enemy territory.
Danny Gretton, his roommate during the tour, will later recount that Otto seemed a little
bit shocked.
to lighten the mood, he and the other two are members
give auto a nickname, Imperial Enemy.
The rest of the two were goes smoothly.
Site-seeing there in the day,
restaurants and bars at night.
They even engage with the local kids
by having a friendly snowball fight.
One of the reasons people...
You just throw an iceball and kill one of them
and then that's a big deal to that beat fucking scary,
right?
The travel is to understand the world a little better.
Like, I feel like if I was in North Korea,
I wouldn't want to do anything there.
Like, I would just sit in a room and wait until it was time to leave.
Brilliant does that for learning.
It helps you engage with ideas in a hands-on way
so you can unlock.
I was in that.
To everything on the platform.
Back to January 1st, after the fireworks.
When the two of group returns to the young Gokto Hotel,
They split up.
Some go to the bar.
Danny Gratton heads to the bowling alley.
They lose track of auto.
I'd be hitting that bowling alley up to row.
Oh my God.
Second, they say we got a bowling alley in the hotel.
Y'all, I'm on the lanes, non stop.
When Danny gets to his room, around 4.30 a.m.,
auto is in bed.
Sound a sleeper.
Then, a day and a half later,
the group is ready to get in the plane.
time to go home. As the last members of the group, Gany's and Otto's passports are checked.
The officers take it unusually long time to scan their documents.
Then Otto feels a sudden tap on his shoulder. There are two North Korean soldiers behind him.
They lead him away. Gany doesn't think much of it, and jokes. Well, that's the last
will ever see a view.
Oh my god, and not actually was the last time they saw him.
I wonder if he would be able, like, was there anything he could have told them that would
have them let him go?
Because like they know he took the poster.
So is there anything he could have said that would have been like?
two and a half more even if he was like I love this country so much I wasn't trying to commit a crime
I just wanted to have this poster as a mental because I'm too poor to ever come back here
and this is just something that I really wanted to like know even then it just doesn't matter
you stole it. Once later, Otto was standing trial in North Korea's Supreme Court.
He's accused of I was going to start a North Korean worship call in the United States and this was
going to be something that I wanted to spread North Korean ideologies to the United States.
like even if you were saying some shit like that.
I'm relating Article 60 of the DPRK criminal code,
state subversion.
The central piece of evidence is this CCTV footage.
It's timestamped.
The early hours of New Year's Day, 2016,
it shows a staff-only area in the Amgacto Hotel.
A shadowy figure removes a poster from the wall
and appears to set it on the ground.
Oh, he was in a staff-only room.
Do you think they would have noticed if you'd taken something from the hotel?
That's what I know this is in the hotel, but I'm saying it's room.
Like that's more what I would have tried to do.
Like if I was gonna take something like something from the room.
The poster looked like this.
I'll prop again to poster.
And it contained the Supreme Leader's name.
Let's arm ourselves strongly with Kim Jong Il's patriotism.
To remove it from the wall is a serious crime.
A big-to-impaired the unity of North Korea's people.
And that shadowy figure?
According to the prosecutors, that is auto-worm beer.
The trial only lasts an hour.
The young pioneers North Korean tour guide
testifies against auto.
A second witness takes the stand.
And employee, who says they noticed the poster
had been taken from the wall.
Auto's belongings are presented as evidence.
and fingerprints are shown on a flat screen TV,
but most of the supposed evidence came from Otto's confession
two weeks earlier. Here, he goes into the details.
Oh my god, don't tell me he actually didn't take the poster and they just
framed a random guy.
On January 1st, 2016, New Year's Day, I committed severe crimes against both the people
and the government of the DPR career. The task was given by the Friendship United Methodist Church.
At the encouragement of the Z-Sciety and the connivance of the United States Administration,
he's saying that the U.S. government and the Methodist Church implored him to take
the poster. Did he take it or did he just put it down? Like, I don't understand.
I came to commit this crime task. The full story goes like this. His friends mother.
and
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It was a class about society and just like how the regular society should function or the
like the ideal society would function.
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to the son.
Thinking about the ten gift it's.
The decanas at the friendship method is church in his hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio.
constructed him to deal a blow to North Korea by stealing and important political slogan
to be hung in her church as a trophy.
As a reward, he received a used car with $10,000.
Where he to be detained, the church would pay his family $200,000.
The aim of this crime was, oh wow, so this was literally just all set up by North Korea,
and they just framed a guy to say that he was conspiring against the state.
To harm the work ethic and motivation of the Korean people,
he told his mother about his plans.
She cried and said not to do anything dangerous.
I considered less, not wanting to hurt my mother.
But since then, I received several alluring pressures
from the Friendship United Methodist Church.
leading me to finally decide on my crime attempt.
He then shared his plans with a member of the Z-Sciety,
a secret society at the University of Virginia
that oughta wanted to join. He'd heard all of its members
go on to get high-paying jobs.
He promised, if I was successful,
he would help me gain membership in the Z-Sciety.
Finally, he decided to do it.
After I planned to in detail to accomplish my plan.
Yo, and like do the North Korean people in this room believe this guy, or do they also
all know that this is a load of horseshit crafted up by some fucking dumbass on their
end trying to say that, yeah, auto-warbure got paid by a random church pastor to fucking
steal a poster, and that if he stole the poster he would receive a great financial
gains and a use $10,000 car as well as high-position job options when he returns.
To steal a $5 fucking poster that is probably made of dog shit fucking material as well.
I arrived in Pyongyang on December 29, 2015 through Beijing.
The U.S. government as well as my local church is paying me to say these things.
The government and Washington, D.C. as well as the White House is responsible
and me being able to do these things are going to grant massive success for my social media career.
On the early morning of January 1st, 2016, I committed my crime of taking out the important political slogan from the staff only area of the Angatto International Hotel,
aimed at curming the work ethic and the motivation of the Korean people.
And he explains...
What the fucking one janitor in the made of the hotel, dude? They probably have no guests at that fucking hotel anyway.
The plot goes all the way to the top.
The United States administration already knows about my act through the CIA, which is closely linked to the Z-Sciety, and can
Nived at my-
Yo, the Z-Sciety actually sounds like some shit that's made up from like a Disney film.
Why genuinely?
Right.
The Church, too, is linked to the government.
The friendship United Methodist Church is not a typical Church.
It is very wealthy with 42 million dollars.
That is why the United States has been a...
Yeah, the fucking $42 million, I mean, that number might be accurate across all of the
Methodist churches combined.
Here's a local Cincinnati church does not have $42 million.
Duration has very close ties with this church.
He was manipulated, plain and simple.
I was clearly given the task by the Friendship United Methodist Church.
I was encouraged by the disease society.
My crime is very severe and pre-planned.
I regret my actions more than anything.
I beg for forgiveness and I beg for help in any way possible
to save my life.
that Otto Warmbier's confession seemed quite obviously, coerced and staged.
Yeah.
What?
I mean, you know, anyone, anyone, how do even the average North Korean person watching this?
There's no way that they don't know what Methodists are.
Like, I think they're just going, oh, the religion in the United States.
Yeah, they always say religion's bad here. Oh, they're they're conniving against us
What's correct? Like what I'm so for the 50 energy buddies. What do you ever try to see here out?
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The 38 you think the idea of communism and theories good idea
I just had to get you wrong with the communism to take it's all bad. I mean, I would support socialism more than communism
But I think communism and the ideas of communism have certain points that are valid but under
actual practice. I don't think it is the definitive solution now.
Spat will for the supply. I think of the 50 inch of a buddy's girlfriend broke up
with me a while ago. Same time, a grandma got cancer,
complication during the surgery, the vegetative state, how does drop out of school to
take care of her barely. Some of my friends dealing with the break up,
your content. How many during that time and on my grandpa's got a grandma's
got better and back at school and me, my girlfriend are giving another shot.
Well, it's good that things are getting better, man. I'm sorry.
You need to deal with that. 10 and Andrew with the sub.
P take it for the five.
I started reading my confidence.
He's trying to get into hit with my said. He's is insane straight from chapter one.
Yeah.
Not the end of the sub.
Much of the sub.
Yeah, it has a history of course in confessions, and the U.S. accused North Korea
of broadcasting this one for propaganda purposes.
A member of the Z-Sciety said Otto had never approached them and denied any affiliation
with the...
What is the Z-Sciety?
That's an actual thing, but the fuck...
A secret society that was founded in Virginia in 1892, remained anonymous to be used
to believe that service would provide an honestly providing unique philanthropic opportunity.
Richard, an NFC, and taking this up.
CIA, and the senior pastor at Friendship United Methodist Church said he didn't know
of the decanas mentioned by Otto, but this is later, after it's too late. Now, standing
before the Supreme Court, all Otto can do is beg.
He saved my life.
But his pleas fall on deaf ears.
He's handcuffed and led from the room.
He's been sentenced to 15 years of hard labor.
Two days later, on March 18,
the Korean Central News Agency released the CCTV footage to the public.
Western News outlets,
To prove that's not him.
Oh my god, I feel like the story I was fed was from North Korea.
What the fuck?
The footage with suspicion. That figure could be anyone.
That shit's in 140p.
One story notes that the corridor is well-lift.
Something that can a country where electricity is scarce
is far from the norm for staff only spaces.
Some of his tourmates give interviews.
One of them, Sarah McLaughlin, says there was an issue with the time shown in the video.
They would have just picked somebody else.
The young pioneers didn't return to the hotel until around 3am.
More than an hour after the footage was alleged the captured.
Oh my god.
Another tourmates, as in an interview with the BBC,
that Otto was careful to observe the rules.
They'd been told not to take pictures of military staff or installations.
And he'd been nervous when taking a photo with military personnel
and he'd been nervous when taking a photo with military personnel in the background.
His roommate, Danny Gretten, also doubts that it was Otto.
But we've always got some souvenirs in my hearts of hearts of the guy I knew for three or four days was not that side-by-guide.
Everything about the whole story was fabricated in my opinion.
Well, why?
Otto's parents, Fred and Cindy, turned to the Obama administration for help.
But the war...
Oh, it was Trump not President of the Senate.
later said they were advised to keep quiet. According to GQ, Robert King, the special
envoy for North Korean human rights issues, warned that the drawing media attention to the
Ordeal might anger the regime.
Oh my god, and then they would just kill him. I don't even think that's bad, the government.
Because my point was like, if Trump was president, I feel he'd be like, I'm just going to
kill you guys, give him back. But then they would just kill him.
World War II warms to expect a marathon not a sprint.
He recommended the family it be clouds with void and tagizing the unpredictable regime.
Media attention to the ordeal.
Yeah, because they could just do anything.
My anger, the regime, would mix it even more complicated is that the United States has never had a formal diplomatic relationship with North Korea.
There is no US embassy in Pyongyang.
Yeah, so how are they even going to communicate?
The Swedish ambassador serves as the liaison for Americans, but the Swedes calls and emails are met with silence.
The days turn to weeks, turn to months. Efforts at back-channel diplomacy are stymied. The issue is passed from one administration to the next.
No one knows where Otto is, what he's doing, or how he's being treated.
Then, in early June 2017, some 17 months after his detention, the news finally arrives.
Hotto is unconscious, an extraction team of doctors and diplomats has put together.
And finally...
Stop by saying that I'm glad Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and I, along with a very talented team,
We're able to get Otto warm buyer back with his parents
Fucking it he had good like I mean we got Otto warm bear back he's in a fucking coma
We got Otto warm bear back he's brain dead. He's what the fuck we got him off the plane
You got him back you got a body back, bro. You ain't getting a guy back. Otto's not very mentally
Auto Warmbeer is returned to US soil on June 13.
We're thrilled that our son is on American soil,
and I'm able to talk to you on Auto's behalf,
and I'm able to wear the jacket that he wore
when he gave his confession.
Auto, I love you, and I'm so crazy about you.
So, this whole fucking thing feels weird, man, like even there, I feel like the dad would be a crash in that night.
Being able to see Otto for the first time and gosh, I bet it's 18 months, it was fantastic.
I'm not mad at Trump.
I'm just saying that speech where they were like, oh, we got Otto or beer back.
Like, it's not a victory, bro.
He's not, like, make sure he's alive and well.
Like, that'd be like, we got this person back.
He's in a vegetative state.
He will never wake up again.
Like, that's not a victory.
I was not in great shape right now,
and he's been through a real tough time,
and it's great to have him with us,
and I'm very proud of him.
I thought it was home.
Were they supposed to leave him there?
no, but don't announce on a press conference to up your PR that you got a guy back like you
just killed Osama bin Laden. When in reality the guy you got back you didn't get back safe.
That's all I'm saying. Like they were met with soft years did nothing for 17 months and then he
comes back fucking almost dead. He's changed. Just move on bro. I'm not trying to make this
political thing, all I'm saying is that that speech just didn't make sense to me,
like the victory speech, like I'm not perceiving this as a victory.
Tremendously, when Cindy and Fred met Otto at the airport, they were shocked.
We walked over to the plane. We heard this howling, involuntary, inhuman sound.
Otto was on the stretcher across in the plane, and he was jerking violently making these
inhuman sounds. Otto had a shaved head. He had a feeding tube coming out of his nose.
He was blind. He was deaf.
Oh, he got out of one beer back. Like you see what you see the point I'm trying to make? You see the
to put that's all I was just trying to say could we look back in on this poor guy that's
dying right like that's all I was just trying to say is like that's why are you giving
a speech like it's a fucking victory bro like he was taken to the University of Cincinnati
Medical Center's neuroscience intensive care unit were extensive imaging and diagnostic
tests immediately began his vital signs were stable on a rival and that remains
So, he doesn't- He was blind, deaf, on a feeding tube, and can balsing violently.
Wow.
He helped breathing, no signs of infection.
Do we know why, do we know why they set him back?
Like, did North Korea just ship it back?
I've, like, it, that, front didn't fill that.
He said, the Swedish liaison could it contact North Korea?
Nothing happened for 17 months, and then randomly they're informed that he's unconscious
and he shipped back to the United States.
So what?
North Korea almost killed the guy and went, oh fuck, now this is going to be a problem,
we gotta send him back.
But his function of non-neurological organs, his neurological condition, though, is described
as unresponsive wakefulness.
Oh, were they like a electrocuting or something?
What used to be called, the vegetative state?
He blinks sometimes his eyes open, but he isn't aware of his surroundings and doesn't respond to verbal commands.
Are you not supposed to say that anymore?
I thought that was like a fucking medical term.
That just says it's unresponsal.
A vegetative state or unresponsive wakefulness syndrome means a person is awake,
a wake, but she has no signs of awareness, purposeful response to her environment, and
this is due to severe brain damage.
They were like torturing him.
He doesn't speak.
Sometimes he moves.
His motions aren't intentional.
His arms and legs are extremely weak.
Yo, stop putting it in sub only.
Fuck.
Well, we thought I'd keep taking it out like four times.
and they just switch it back in.
I'll change it if I need to.
Body was in the coma, but you couldn't call it a coma.
No, not El Mods.
I feel like they're not seeing that I'm switching it back
if they're just going, oh, it's not in sub-only mode.
And then they just put it back in sub-only mode.
I got to announce that I'm taking it out.
That's my bad.
Warmbier's remain of his bedside as the tests are conducted.
are in the Chabad, as you know,
was someone just wonderful, beautiful, inside and out.
And you're lock-in, stop spinning out mods
or it's going back and sub-only.
Wave only hip and McKenzie for the sub-sumer for the four.
You're also helping Helo through marketing.
Do you ever think you will see a day-no-three
of falls?
No, small for the sub.
We won't.
Excellent for the sub-guy, figure the three,
night, and a eight for the sub-may tricks,
figure the three, certified, maybe for the sub,
and X-an and Zaldives for the sub.
I think this is also a 23-year-old Twitch streamer's take that has no expertise on foreign
policy.
I think the best scenario is that when Kim Jong-un dies, who takes his place is more open
to involvement in world interaction.
And no, not a sister.
His sisters are usually more insane than him.
I'm not the right Jesus Christ,
chat was terrible there.
Sorry, we gave it a shot,
that's my bad, and then like nine
spammers just talking upon themselves
to just ruin it for everybody else.
Don't spam sub only mode, let's lock back in.
Hey, thinking for the sub, you'll get a small
of this up.
I think the best situation is that
when Kim Jong-un is old and then dies,
whoever takes this place is somebody
That's more open for discussion with other countries, you know, outside of just China or like Russia.
Because that's really like seemingly all they really communicate with in peaceful terms at least.
So I don't know.
And it's really weird, because Kim Jong-un used to be that guy before he was leader.
Kim Jong-un studied school in Switzerland, had a lot of, you know, favorable western thoughts.
And then got back under his father's thumb and became dictator.
So you just kind of hope that the next generation is somebody that's capable of seeing
through that and wanting best for their people.
It's really banking on whether or not the manipulation that Kim Jong-un and his regime
will do to the next generation doesn't work and that person will be able to see through
it.
how he came home was too much for us, but I almost passed out, but I got it together and I
rode in the ambulance with him, because I did not want him to be alone anymore. He'd been
alone for way too long. He surrounded by his loved ones, but his conditions soon worsens. He
He develops a high fever, 40 degrees Celsius.
Fred and Cindy Warmbear are told that he'll never wake up and they ask that is feeding
to removed.
Sixties after his release, Otto is dead.
The news travels across the world.
The family of Otto Warmbear has seconded by.
Tell on him.
Valid, that's what I'm saying, dude.
When you get told that they're never going to wake up and they're just going to be perpetually
kept alive on the machines, it's time, you know.
And what's so bad is we won't even know what they did do them, right?
Because it's like if he had woken up he could have been like Jesus Christ and like told
his story of like the North Korean prison camps and how they tortured him and all this
other stuff, but he's fucking dead. So it's just like they literally just got sent
a body. The American student who fell into a coma while in North Korean custody and has
done. On June 22 in Wyoming, Ohio, more than 2000, there's a city named Wyoming, Ohio.
I've 100 people attend his funeral.
The condition in which Otto Warmbier came back to the U.S. and his sub...
I did not know that there were cities that had the state name for a city.
500 people attend to this funeral while.
Filming Ohio.
More than 2,500...
They always say the impact on the people you have in your life is determined by how
many people show up at your death.
People attend his funeral.
The condition in which Otto Warmbier came back to the U.S. and his subsequent death
are discussed nationwide.
He left the United States in good health.
He returned on the brink of death.
Do you know what happened?
Say him in North Korea.
Hi.
On trail, I don't think it's on true,
but I think how you affect and touch people
in your life does matter.
The people that care, the people that show up.
I don't.
Content note.
The following chapter discusses suicide.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Upon his release, North Korea gave an explanation for Autostate.
They said he contracted botchillism, or rare in severe kind of food poisoning, after eating
a meal of spinach and pork.
After he fell in...
They were probably giving him fucking salop and actual terrible food, dude.
like they weren't keeping him in good condition.
Bill, they gave him a sleeping pill
to which he had some sort of unexpected reaction,
which sent him into a state of unresponsive wakefulness.
The U.S. medical experts are quick to dispute this story.
Three doctors experts in neurology
rent tests on auto while he was still alive.
At the request of the family,
they hold a press conference to give their opinions.
Those tests did not reveal any evidence of
of active or chronic innovation,
nor any repetitive stimulation
that would suggest activism at this time.
The North Koreans, it's no they just made that shit up.
I mean yo, that's actually fucking unreal, dude.
Beans are lying.
And the warm beers have a different story.
They tortured him, they intentionally injured him.
It looked like someone had taken a pair of pliers
and rearranged his bottom teeth.
He had a large scar on his right foot.
Today they purposely and intentionally injured Otto.
When September 25, 2017, Fred and Cindy warm beer
gave him a new job that they're doing this now,
where they're like, as I didn't keep involvement in this,
well, after this happened, I just had no nutty a died.
But I love that they went out on new stations
and were like speaking against it.
view on Fox and Friends, Trump apparently watched.
This becomes an narrative, physical torture, and is a consequence, brain damage, but soon
serious doubts emerge.
Let's go through his injuries one by one.
First, there was a noticeable scar on Otto's right foot.
This is Dr. Lakshmi Kota-Sumarko, the coroner selected to conduct an external autopsy.
warm beer had noticed the scar, but had Dr. Samarco.
Physically as far as wounds, there were a few small scars that we documented. There was
one that we really couldn't explain for medical instrumentation, which some of the other
scars we could. But there wasn't anything on the external examination to indicate
other than that one scar that we couldn't explain to indicate torture.
The warm beers opted against a complete autopsy, offering no reason for this decision.
But Dr. Samargo did perform an external inspection.
Later, in a lawsuit against North Korea, an expert witness cited the scar on Otto's
foot as potential.
A lawsuit against North Korea, how's that working?
Hey, Kim Jong-un, we're stilling you, now you're not.
And then they just move on.
Like, how do you sue North Korea?
evidence that he was subjected to torture, possibly electric shock.
But does this injury prove oughta was tortured?
No, then there it is, teeth.
I wouldn't say that.
I wouldn't even say the rear-end seat.
I would assume that if he had gotten tortured, they were like Zappin' his brain.
Like that shit they were doing during World War II at that school, or it wasn't a school.
What was it called?
with that doctor, unit 731, 731, let me look that out.
Yeah, unit 731 and a 0 EC, and they would like that people's brains and shit.
like they would just keep a, it would be like a latricution torture, but it would be like to change your mind.
If Fred Warmbeer said it looked as though autos bottom teeth had been rearranged,
Dr. Samarco couldn't confirm this.
We also consulted our forensic dentist and I'm going to take a look at the imagery, specifically
dealing with the lower teeth and then he agreed with us that there's no evidence of trauma
In the lawsuit this finding was disputed. Two of Otto's private dentists testified
that his post-mortem dental x-rays, when compared to previous x-rays, indicated that some
of his lower teeth had been bent backward, movement consistent with an impact injury.
Then, New York Times had reported that Otto had been repeatedly beaten. That's not impossible.
An ex-north Korean spy, who was familiar with, they're not directly involved in Otto's case,
Said he'd heard Otto was roughed up by prison guards.
He would only come all the way, so he couldn't do anything.
He couldn't do anything.
He didn't do anything.
Oh, no, that's not true.
He also continues to say that there might have been waterboarding.
To him, that standard practice, what he'd call...
Yeah, non-physical torture, but not something that would show up in, like, wind.
Battery, rather than torture.
It's difficult to say whether this expires credible, though.
And even if Otto's teeth were bent backward, it's impossible to know for certain what caused that.
Finally, the biggest injury of all, his brain injury.
The most important diagnostic test thus far was a magnetic resonance imaging scan of the brain.
This study showed extensive loss of brain tissue in all regions of the brain.
In other words, the damage is universal, and scans show it occurred all at once.
There's a technical term for this, and a noxicon-sepalopathy.
It means an injury caused by a lack of oxygen to the brain, so either blood ceased to
flow to Otto's brain, which would result in a lack of oxygen, or Otto stopped breathing.
This pattern of brain injury, however, is usually seen as a result of cardiopulmonary arrest
where the blood supply to the brain is inadequate for a period of time, resulting in the
death of brain.
Oh my god, are they saying that he took his own life when he was in prison?
Intitial.
In general terms, one of the more likely causes of a cardiopulmonary arrest in a young
person would have been a respiratory arrest.
In all likelihood, Otto stopped breathing.
Any number of events could have caused this, an allergic reaction, choking, near drowning,
anything that might prevent oxygen from reaching his brain.
But which of these events was the cause?
There's no way to know.
I hate that.
We have no, certain, or verifiable knowledge of the cause.
How could he have done that, the expectation, or circumstances of his neurological injury?
A cause that could almost certainly be ruled out was repeated beatings.
Repeated beatings to the head would have caused asymmetrical damage with some regions being
affected more than others.
Also scans revealed no fractures of the skull.
Despite all this uncertainty, the warm beers insist on torture.
And the question of whether Otto was tortured or not is not a medical side note.
By now, it has the potential to escalate a simmering conflict between two nuclear powers.
A year and a half before, mere days after Otto's detention, North Korea had carried out
its fourth nuclear test, in defiance of international sanctions.
It also launched a long-range missile.
September 2016, and performed another nuclear test by 2007.
Bro, I just don't understand how like Russia and China don't also want to just
step in and stop them because they're their own powers that, you know, obviously are semi-allide.
But like they have to witness Kim Jong-un and go, this is fucking crazy.
You know like Russia does its own shit, and you know right now they're in war with Ukraine and it's horrible
And but they're getting like like North Koreans are a allies in aiding them in this
So I'm like if they're it just has to be like they're turning a blind eye like there's no way they're like, yo
You got to stop like that's because that's worried some for them as well
No, I feel like Kim Jong-un's like not saying in the way that like Xi Jinping is in
in how he's going to hold certain conflicts, you know?
Like, I think it's more scary if Kim Jong-un gets nuclear power than G.J. and
Peng.
I mean, obviously, G.J. and Peng does have nuclear capabilities.
But I'm saying, like, that's less scary for the world, you know?
Like, even on either side you're seeing this.
seeing us or like, I don't maybe we shouldn't give this dictator nuclear power.
Not give it to him, but allow him to have that.
Team, the year of out is returned.
The confrontation between the U.S. and North Korea was near the boy.
Your season ping, leader of China.
Winning point.
North Korea, best not make any more threats to the United States.
They will be met with fire and fury.
Like the world has never seen.
It was the beginning of the 2017-2018 North Korea crisis.
Meanwhile, not a warm-beer's case took on an increased political weight.
Trump had adopted the torture hypothesis as fact.
Trump needed press that right button, terrible idea.
You knew, North Korea, they were going to fucking
nuke everybody else before they die.
It's the same shit.
It's just mutually assured destruction.
That's why nuclear war is like the max out for countries.
It enables you to have like an ultimate last defense of like, okay, even if you wipe my
country off the map, we'll still kill you.
Senator John McCain said Otto had been tortured and murdered.
Senators Adam Schiff and Marco Rubio also used the word murder.
Fred Wormbeer's analysis was that his son served as a sort of human shield.
What's clear doesn't do anything by mistake.
It was their fourth nuclear weapons test.
And they had a lot of things they wanted to cover.
And they felt like Otto was going to provide them the security they needed to get away
with these things.
Oh my God, to frame Otto, to say that, oh, we need to escalate our military power
because the Z-Sciety and the Methodist Church and the CIA are all three conspiring against
the United States, against North Korea, that we have to scale our military power.
Then, in 2018, Michael Flukinger, the doctor that helped bring Otto back to the U.S., revealed
a new piece of information to GQ. The staff at the North Korean hospital were Otto
stayed, told Flukinger that they received him the day after his trial, and he was already
unresponsive.
What?
So, he was in, like, a coma for a year.
They had to resuscitate him, then give him oxygen and put him on a ventilator, or he
would die, flicking or told GQ.
Also, there's a brain scan dated April 2016.
We received copies of brain MRI images from the medical personnel in North Korea, the earliest
images.
The E-Porkan spinach, P.N., that was already disproven, bro.
He did not have botchalism.
That was a lie that North Korean officials said to the United States to say that they
didn't torture him.
Our dated April, 2016, based upon our analysis of those images, the brain injury likely
occurred in the preceding weeks.
Of course, the North Korean story might be a lie, it might not be true that he was hospitalized
the morning after his trial, but there is strong medical evidence that he sustained his
brain injury in the days or weeks after March 16.
In any case, how to warm beer?
Why the fuck did they not return to him then?
you know what I mean? Like if they did that to him right then why did they not, like why did
they keep, why did they keep him? Like that doesn't make sense.
Chase for the sub-DTX of Roddy, if it's not the actual group of him taking to the sub-smooth
to sub-live, if I put the sub on sub-south, taking to the free.
Um, if I bought a tip of you to do the rate of tax further, I'd not put on a clash in forever.
Take no-through, did all that, but the attention to letting go to back to the US, even if you
would be able to keep any chaos, you shouldn't know it's great. I'm sending taking to the
3.
Archie for the sub DRN taken with the three, what's the point of living we all live
in the present of the past is just her memory when in all on the end we will forget everything
to experience live life be able to you know fucking see things while you're still here
man.
Con advice with the sub desert just have the sub camp he's the sub.
The finiteness of life is what gives it meaning.
You live forever there being a motivation for anything experiences would have no value.
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dude while fucking the heart surgery goes well man. Maddox and O-Dog for the sum
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watching fun and stuff like that is also going to be fun.
We need you, Ray, and Dunsie, or thinking about playing out-last trials in an hour,
if you're down.
Ah, do you like that game?
I've played it before, right?
Ray, say he was a play on it as far.
I never played it.
I was going to play it.
You know, I feel like that's a good game to get in the far group.
How long would you guys be running it?
What's up with your board?
Do you have an estimate or anything?
Because I do.
I have to dip I like eight, 30 ES tiers.
So maybe I'll maybe be able to play for like an hour
as the problem.
Hmm.
I want to be honest with you, there's a good chance
where it doesn't have more than an hour.
Hmm.
I mean, that could be cool.
I'm going to be just doing that.
I'm going to do that.
Hmm.
I don't know, I feel like I don't want to like, I don't want to join and then it'd be like immediately I got a death.
Is the problem.
Just put an eye on student charter.
You have to leave the mess behind with just keep going on with three if you really want to do it.
But you're probably going to just leave the you leave.
You know, you know, the first person to leave anybody has stuff like everybody knows that.
Yeah, but that's why I'm saying I feel bad if you're like in an hour, we're going to play because then I don't only be able to play for like an hour.
No, I don't even follow that, I'll just forget.
Yeah.
So what time would we play?
Eighth and a hour, a seven-thirty.
No, I don't think it's just, I just keep asking.
Yeeeey, yeah I'll play.
Yeeeey!
You did the best, yo!
I'm gonna celebrate and bring how much so many good news.
And first of all, I'm gonna wait, if you don't wanna play, you don't have to.
I mean, I played the game. I've played out last trials in like over a year.
But the last time that I played it, I will say it was not very fun.
What did you play with?
Shhh, I don't even really remember, man. I played that shit.
And I just remember it was like rage bait, central. You couldn't really find anything.
I was just getting killed over and over again.
I'm not afraid. I'm a seasoned veteran in horror games so I think I'll be fine.
There's a lot of what I remember in Outlast trials was there was a lot of genitals.
Maybe they've changed that since I last. Yeah, there's a lot of dick. There's a lot of dick in Outlast trials.
Okay, so this is one fun fan to remember.
80 us to remember, he's been sick of it.
I don't know, I remember it dude,
I remember that you spawn in
and it's like, they electrocute you
and then you like, you start like flashing
and there's just like penis.
Just, that's coming for us,
and that's just for the last four of us.
But now, I love you so much.
It's terrible stop.
It is number one and it looks too good.
I'm gonna leave.
All right, I'm down.
I'll see you there.
All right, I'll see you, bro.
All right, well, we got a cut of react
then chat we'll finish this and we'll probably be able to do like two
react and then we'll do our last trials. Maybe we'll do the act during one of
the gaming days too. Oh my gosh, all right, let's run it. A little
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event five, gives the jack with the sub-robbing,
the ZTE-accia, for the sub-locking chat.
Was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor, but it's very unlikely
that he was actually sent to one of the notoriously horrific
North Korean labor camps.
American detainees are treated differently.
Oh, wait, I got a download fucking outlast trials.
Because that shit is like 50 gigabytes, all right, let's go.
According to GQ, auto warm beer most likely stayed in a used guest house in downtown
Pyongyang during his detention.
The hard labor he was sentenced to, wait, I got to rewind, this is what they take
cap into him?
The bird.
But it's very unlikely that he was actually sent to one of the notoriously horrific North
Korean labor camps. American detainees are treated differently. According to GQ, auto-worm
beer most likely stayed in the used guesthouse in downtown Pyongyang during his attention.
The hard labor he was sentenced to would likely have been planting soybeans and making bricks.
Grueling, back-breaking work, but nothing compared to coal mining, which is typical for North Koreans.
North Korea needed him as a bargaining chip, and bargaining chips don't-
All my gods, so maybe he didn't, they didn't actually put him in that state.
They just needed him as like, what like a trade?
Like, as fucked as it sounds like a trade token, like, it's something they could fall back on.
How much value if they aren't in good condition?
And in a sense, he was.
We believe that for somebody who's been veteran for more than a year,
that his body was in excellent condition, his skin was in excellent condition.
And we didn't see any evidence of Dikubi'd eye or vet source.
In its article, GQ proposes a different theory than torture.
During the two months between his detention and his confession,
Otto was likely subjected to relentless interrogation for as long as 15 hours per day.
The only respite from the interrogation would have been North Korean propaganda films.
Presidents. Previous prisoners were told their government had forgotten them. Some fell into
debilitating depressions, even attempting suicide. At trial, so hours, weeks, or days before
he supposedly fell into a coma, he was visibly desperate.
GQ speculates that in the hopeless hours after his sentencing,
Otto may have attempted to take his own life.
The lack of oxygen to his brain could have caused his injury.
Of course, this theory is just one of many.
An allergic reaction to a sleeping pill, an excessive administration of drugs,
the suicide attempt, a heart attack,
a form of torture that left no obvious lasting marks.
It could have been any of these things.
Without Otto here to tell the tale, we may never know the truth.
I mean like couldn't eat I'm just I'm just saying I don't know if this happened couldn't he
have tried to hang himself like three days after cut oxygen to his brain didn't die they save
him but now he's perpetually in this state and the wounds that would be on his neck would
have healed by the time he was sent back he wouldn't have neck scars because he would have
I need last iteration that would have been there,
would have been healed by the time they returned him.
In May, 2018, something weird happened.
Trump tweeted that he was going to meet Kim Jong-un in person,
and everything changed.
Getting a good picture.
I'm instantly asking that motherfucker what the hell they did to Otto.
To everybody, shall we go?
Nice and handsome.
After the Singapore Summit, Otto's name all but disappeared
from Trump's lips replaced by the name of Kim Jong-un.
And then we fell in love, okay?
Now really, he wrote me beautiful letters.
And they're great letters.
We fell in love.
The previous year, Trump tweeted that he tried so hard
to be Kim's friend and referred to their relationship as...
In 2019, when asked whether he thought Kim knew about Otto's case,
his reply was startling.
I don't believe he knew about it.
The warm beers were outrated.
Get off fuck outta here.
Trump had helped them bring out a home and relisted Kim Jong-un's country as a state sponsor of terrorism.
Now, he seems to admire him.
Well, he's re-challengeed it.
Anybody that takes over a situation like he did at 26 years of age and is able to run it
and run a tough, very few people at that age.
You can take one out of 10,000, probably couldn't do it.
How do warm beer was many things?
One out of 10,000 historically the average person in power was younger than him.
Bro, why are we glazing Kim Jong-un for being able to take over a dictatorship that was
fucking handed to him? Like...
in all American boy, an unlucky tourist, a loving son.
But on the internet, Kim Jong-un was notably a bad student.
Like, that was said of like he didn't do what's on our didn't job on time.
He was lazy. Like, what the fuck are we talking about?
We're just glazing Kim Jong-un.
Journal stage, he was a pawn and a symbol.
Pyongyang deployed Adel on the chessboard of politics,
using him domestically as a mouthpiece to spread anti-American propaganda
And internationally, as a bargaining chip, a hostage to be traded for the easing of
sanctions or other U.S. concessions.
For the Trump administration, Otto Warmbier was useful as a symbol, driving the narrative
that he was tortured by a barbarous regime and possibly using his death as a means of
psychologically preparing the American public for war.
The threat of which Trump hoped would make Kim back down.
A lot of was sentenced to 15 years hard labor for a alleged crime that in most countries
would be considered at worst, vandalism, based on a sham trial.
No matter what happened to him, I think in most countries you wouldn't even get arrested.
I think in most countries you would probably get a small fine, or they would be like you're
just banned from coming back to the hotel.
That in itself is damning enough.
And even if you likely never had to go to one of North Korea's prison camps, they are
hell on earth, uncertainty about his cause of death.
What do you do take a poster and it might have not even been him?
Everybody that was with him said that he wasn't even an afootile at the hour that they said that he did it.
And you can't see a face, you only see the figure of a man.
And there's a lot of men in the world.
So I like that you're just messing with me on.
fucking rip auto in the chat because that was fucking horrible.
Like, wow.
Druid for the sub zenith and ching for the sub tiny davey,
hopped with the sub daddy, thinking for the five.
How do you get those big sexy muscles,
Andrew and Cara for the sub little thinking for the three?
All right, I got a pass and then we're gonna hop into the next video.
I count one of the videos, we'll watch it on Sunday.
We're gonna watch these two, then we're gonna play fucking
outlast trials with Agent and the guys.
Tomorrow I'm gonna be like one, do an S&P random games
for guys, maybe Sunday reacts, maybe quarantine zone, Monday, early S&P date, like two
in the high tail or right twice first, so we made two high tail first. Tuesday, I'm not
live. Wednesday, we're going to do a horror game into more quarantine zone, maybe some
many acts as well. Thursday, I'm not live, Friday's reacts. Saturday, S&P,
and run the road and we'll go from there.
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I do that.
Well, send me like eight thumbnails and like none of these are going to work.
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I don't even know if I have agent on discord.
I think I do.
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Ray and somebody else, because they'd free. Ray and
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case again. Otter box. Still, he think of it as no Jacob,
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Yo, lock in.
Actually, I kind of want to lock to this video first, because I really want to
watch the philosophy video and in case we don't have time, I'm going to watch this.
So, sorry for the people that hate philosophy.
You can tap out of a stream right now.
We're going to watch this.
The people you still think about.
Using someone hurts, the time can heal, sure.
But that usually only works for the few people you lose to a fight, the death, or a reason you can point to, but the hundred to.
I wouldn't even say time heals the loss of somebody that has died.
I think you get less attached, but the morning is, I think morning is a lifelong thing.
I think if somebody you know dies and you are attached to them,
Yes, you handle it better later on, but it's not something that ever goes away, you know what I mean?
But you're always going to be upset in some regard.
What we drift out to view a lot?
Yep, throw it in sub only, we tried.
We tried, we gave it an honest, we gave it an honest college try.
But the followers did not bring their A game, D.N.
Think of it as a three.
Reef it as sub, don't keep it five, get this dope for the sub.
All right, walk in.
Life.
You know, walk in chat, actually.
I'm doesn't heal that. It only makes you miss them more. Statistically, you lose roughly
50% of your closest relationships every seven years, meaning that half of your
year.
I feel like that doesn't, I feel like that doesn't average out after like a early adulthood.
I think for for your teenage years into early 20s, maybe even 30s, it does.
Well, I wouldn't say 50% of your close relationships when you're like 50 are aging out when you're older it does.
Maybe that's why it's the average because when you're really old, 50% of the people you know are dying.
So you're losing half of them.
And then when you're young, it's just because you're either disagreeing with somebody, you grow separate from each other,
you begin to hate each other, you move, shit like that.
Meaning that half of the people you regularly talk to you right now will eventually become strangers to you.
Strangers who still I think it's a slow process though. I mean, you could probably relate to that in a sense of like people you were friends with now
You still might have been friends with six years ago, but you're less of a friend than now
Like people phase in and out of being acquaintances to friends kind of back to acquaintances to somebody that you don't even talk to anymore
Like the guys I were I was friends with in high school
I
I would still like, conversationally, I would call them my friend, but I don't talk to them at all.
Like, in actual day-to-day practice, they're not even really my quinsus.
There are people I don't speak to anymore.
Like, if, because I'm 23 now, I'm going to talk to some of these guys in a meaningful way in five, six years.
Like, some of them, if I met them again, we would have to actually catch up in a meaningful way.
Like, what have you been doing with your life?
I don't really know you anymore."
Because like, people change, you know, but they're good for bad in the end between.
No, each other. Still remember things.
Still think about each other from time to time, and for most of these losses, nothing will go wrong.
A relationship will just die out, so slowly that you probably won't notice it did.
Because most friendships exist because of forced proximity, school, classrooms, shared routines, seeing the same people ever.
The friendships of utility, friendships of utility are the ones that are most likely to fall.
People that you have the same class and work on the same group project with, shit like that, yeah, school stuff.
or your work friends, as well.
Like friendships of utility could even extend the guy that just sits next to you with a
key of the call.
When he changes jobs, you stop being friends, right?
You shut like that.
You only really hang out with them in settings where you kind of need dying out.
Then there's that in between where somebody's like a real friend, but you still don't really
know them on a deep level, and then you have a true friend, which it doesn't really matter
if you're like close or far away from each other, you're still just genuinely friends.
a lot of people to be like that, that person that used to live with you, they were a childhood friend,
you became really good friends, they moved away, but you still talk every month.
Like that's a true friend, like you're still communicated, even though you don't see each other at all anymore.
Day without having to try. When that structure disappears, which it almost always does,
a lot of those connections disappear with it. People move, schedules change.
I mean, it's the same thing like in my sense, like just to give it as an example.
A lot of the people that I stream with are like friendships of utility, right?
Like, I think that's neat and juicy and I mean,
Chris, my arrow, friend, too.
But like, Snegan, Chris, and them, like, I would be friends with them regardless of if I kept streaming.
But a lot of the people that I have met in the streamer space
are only communicated with me because I'm in the same space as them.
The second year no longer streaming, they're no longer your friend.
And somebody said that.
Some streamers said that and everybody got mad at them.
And I was like, I don't think they're lying.
Like, I think it's like rude in a sense if you're like saying it about somebody that you talk to.
Like that'd be fucked if I was like, well,
sneak's only my friend because of utility.
Like, because in that sense, like, sneak is my friend.
like I want to sneak regardless of if I streamed out, still talk to them.
But I don't know, I think it depends on the person that you're talking about,
like a lot of people like the S&P, you know, like I, like if I stop streaming,
I wouldn't really communicate with them anymore.
Bloodlag?
Are you saying, bloodlag said that or bloodlag domain?
I mean, bloodlag domain is an example, like I love watching bloodlag,
but bloodlag is not somebody that I would be friends with.
I wouldn't even really say I'm friends with bloodlag.
I do like watching Ludwig's content. I don't talk to him, right? Somebody said Agent
as well. I mean, I'm going to stream a Agent. I've only streamed a Agent a few times.
Love Agent. But like, I don't know if I would say Agent's like a close friend. He's not
close friend of mine. He's just a cool guy that mean him kind of makes him more content
and shoot shit about, you know? We don't have like genuine deep conversations. Those things
build over time with people, like with Sneag and Zucy and those guys, like I've had genuine talks
with, like even I can't even, like I've hung out with them at TwitchCon and shit.
Live stop overlapping and stop that's beyond business, beyond streamership.
Messages come less often and replies starts to take longer each time until one day there's
nothing left to respond to. This drift spikes at very specific points in life, studies show
that friendship satisfaction drops sharply between the ages of 18 and 29, because
that's when attention gets fragmented for the first time.
School ends, people move cities, responsibility start, everyone is suddenly managing time,
energy and identity all at once, and most people haven't learned how to do that yet.
You don't really-
Well, yeah, you're trying to balance a long-term relationship, you're trying to balance
a full-time career, you want to hang out with your friends, you're trying to save money,
you want to go on trips.
There's a million things that can cause like an imbalance in a friendship dynamic that makes
it harder to be friends.
I think what makes people stay friends through those seven year gaps is the mutual agreement
on wanting to stay friends with each other.
You know, it's kind of like a relationship.
I'm not saying you're dating your friends because you're not, but in the same sense
is dating somebody you have to want to stay with each other through the changing of each
other's lives. You know, you have to take interest in each other's lives beyond it being just
something of your own, um, I guess, benefit. Does that make sense? Like, there's, you probably
have a friend that only does things with you when he wants to. He's only there to talk when
when he wants to, you know, like there's,
you gotta be there for your boys, you know?
Like sometimes there's instances where like,
your friend might hit you up about something.
Even if you don't, like, yeah,
like a floater asked about their fucker.
It's a one-way friendship.
It's only, and those people are gonna be the ones
that don't stick around.
Like those are the people in your life,
at least specifically, you're just not gonna be friends
with them.
That's me.
And I don't think anything's wrong with that.
I'm just letting you know the people
that your friends with are probably
stop being friends with you long term, you know, because you are going to drift away from
each other. Like, if your friend comes to you and wants to rant about something and you're
just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, damn that sucks. And they're not actually taking
attention, or you're not being attentive to what they care about or their problems or their
life, then I mean, it's just like whatever. And I mean, there is a level to it in general,
especially when you're in a big friend group, I think it's different depending on the
you know, if you're in a front and play eight and nine people, you're probably going to be closer with three of them than some of the other ones, but, you know, there is.
These people because you wanted to.
Joe's picked up and talked on the front of me for like an hour before just listening.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, you would do the same thing, bro.
Like you had.
Like it's just being able to like reach out to somebody like that's friendship.
Lose them because you didn't know how to carry them forward.
And unlike the losses you noticed, these disappearances leave no closure.
And because of the zygonic effect, our brains tended to see to remember unfinished tasks,
the lingerer's names you almost search for, messages you almost send, people you're almost
reach out to that never do.
Eventually the silence feels permanent.
You stop expecting them to be part of your life, and in a way they stop expecting you
to be in theirs.
Yet all that time apart doesn't erase the part of you that remembers them and wishes
for them back, because you're still following each other, still seeing their posts,
but they's past that you don't message them before anymore.
Well, because you still show a care for that individual in some lighter way,
but you're kind of in the shadow of their life, rather than the forefront.
I mean, I don't think anything's wrong with that in the sense of like,
I still care about this individual, but me and them are no longer close.
But it does feel weird, like, you might not experience for my younger viewers
that are like 15.
You're probably not going to relate to this at all.
But if you're in college or you're out of college or older than me,
you're going to get what I'm saying. You have you ever had a conversation with somebody that
you used to be friends with, you're no longer friends with. You haven't talked to them in a few
years. They hit you up. You hit them up. And it's very like a dry, hey man, what's been going on?
Oh, nothing much about work, blah, blah, blah. And you're kind of like creating a conversation
and it feels inauthentic. You recognize that there's no longer a flow to the way that you guys
communicate. You're no longer just capable of sitting down and talking. Like, for example,
like, Chris is one of my closest friends. It'd mean Chris were in a room together. There would
be no empty space. Me and him could just talk. And it would feel effortless. But the second
somebody's like, not the second. But like over time, like people that I used to be friends with
that I'm no longer friends with, not even for bad reasons, just we'd drift at a part. If me and
a number in a room together, there would be a weird feeling of like, I have to fill this space.
Right? Because you're no longer close. You don't know each other like you used to.
Life updates you weren't part of. You scroll past their photos and feel this. You both know
flow, but you both make effort to have a conversation. Yeah, so you still respect each other. It's just like
it feels more like small talk than actual conversation. Even if the topic of conversation is the
the same between the friend and the axe friend, the real friend it feels raw, versus
forced.
Strange sense of knowing someone without actually knowing the many more, and you hate
it.
I just ignore the empty space, so I'll just sit in the room.
Start scrolling on tech thought and max volume.
So you think of reaching out again, you imagine what it would be like to just send
a message to hear a voice to reconnect.
But what if they don't feel the same?
What if they forgot about your voice?
I graduated college last April.
I remember the last week my class friends would be like,
oh, I'm staying in touch for you for sure.
Yeah, it's fucking word vomit.
That shit is cap.
Cap, at ceremony, it's like I knew I was saying goodbye to them
for the last time.
I mean, it's like her medicine's most of us.
Yeah, pretty move.
You move on, you have other shit.
It's even in college.
It's like unless there's somebody that's actually
go see, it's just like, like some of the people that I would see every day in my philosophy
classes, I still respect the fuck out of them. You know, I love them as people. I don't
talk to them at all. You know, like they're not some, they're not in conversation with
me.
Well, back, maybe they don't care anymore. Maybe they change too much and they're no longer
the person you knew. Maybe it's awkward embarrassing even. Maybe the timing is wrong.
keeps flooding your mind as you're looking at your past messages, which now
feel like they weren't yours to begin with. And so you don't send anything every
time you don't. Because the longer it's, and it doesn't even need to be a drift away.
It doesn't even need to be a drift away to the point where they're no longer a
fan. It's like, have you ever, have you ever been in a friend group where say
there's five people and two of them you're really close with three your kind of
semi-closed with. And over time those two become the semi-closed people and two of the non-closed
friends become closer than the other people. Like you could get introduced to somebody and then
you five years of down line are actually more friends with that guy than the other dude. You know,
it's like that just happens. The harder it feels to justify breaking a sign of.
send reals to each other to avoid the drift and they're not really watching them
sod. That's the thing. They're not really watching them. You're sending them those
reels. They're double tap, heart and them going LMAL. They watch the first three
seconds of it just to get the gests and you're not watching them either. You're
and just both send in each other,
boys of nothing.
It's just, so it is so, it's like,
fuck, if why, like why do people do that?
You're joking, right?
No, bro.
Yo, and people do that.
There are people do that.
You probably know somebody that,
like you send, you send TikToks to them.
They send TikToks to you.
You watch like the first five seconds,
you get the just, you go, ah, move on.
Even if the reason for the silence was never intentional in the first place, psychologically, this makes sense.
Humans tend to abort.
They ignore it.
Bros just been sending tech talks for three months to somebody.
Just 50 of them piled up all on delivered.
Good situations where the outcome is un-
Yo, you'd love this one, man.
Clear and emotionally risky.
reaching out to someone you haven't spoken to in years carries the possibility of rejection, awkwardness, or indifference.
Even if that outcome is unlikely, which it is, the brain treats it as a…
You just do that in a group chat, bro. You just remove the fucking person, person thing,
just send him in a group and then just one day you just spam watch 150 tech talks.
Brett, so it chooses to say for a month, which is doing nothing.
And there's a decent chance the person you're thinking of experiences the same thoughts,
and yet you might never talk again, because the person initiating consistently predicts rejection or awkwardness,
though it's statistically unlikely.
In large studies on reconnection, the overwhelming majority reported feeling happy,
surprised, or genuinely touched when someone from their past reaches out,
when they don't respond immediately, even when life has changed, the reaction is usually
overwhelming, positive. We consistently underestimate how much we matter to others.
Depends on the person, bro, I think when they're reaching out online, it's different.
The reaction is generally positive, through and through. Versus you being out of gas station in
a hurry and then seeing somebody you haven't seen in five years and they're like,
And then you and then now they're free but you're busy or vice versa and then now it's like this weird awkward like I kind of got to go
So ecologists call this the liking gap. We assume people care less than they actually do
That's why we fear risking it and it's biological not just mental the brain processes social rejection using the same neural systems
it uses for physical pain. To prove this, researchers put people in a brain scanner and had
them play a simple online ball tossing game. At first, everyone was included. Then, about halfway
through this game of catch among the three of them, the subjects stopped receiving the ball
and the two other supposed players through the ball only to each other. When people felt excluded,
the areas that lit up with the anterior singular cortex and the insular regions normally active
when the body experience is physical pain like birds.
Touch, touch, touch with three people.
Yeah, cause you gotta make a triangle.
Or injury.
The brain.
You don't want to keep thrown to the same person.
Now that touch, touch with three people
if you're not equal distances away from each other.
If you make a perfect triangle with a three person
of catch, it's fine.
But it's never a perfect triangle.
You're always closer with somebody
and you're catching the long passes
but you're throwing shorts and you're like,
ah, I kind of want to throw a long.
So then one time you don't throw it to that guy,
you just whip it back.
And then now it's like, you just ruin,
you just ruin the dynamic.
So you need to like measure that shit out.
Reactor to being left out in the same way it reacts to being hurt.
The best of those if you're the guy that's really far
because then you're catching every ball,
you know, they're just ripping it to you.
Because if you're the guy that's far, there's two people you throw to one of them, they throw back to you, you throw to the other one, you throw to the other one, so you're just getting it nonstop.
But then if you're the other two, it just sucks because you're just like waiting at your turn.
The more rejected someone reported feeling, the stronger the pain response became.
or if you're playing, oh god, now we're really off topic.
Or if you're playing touch in one of them can't throw,
like say you're playing touch,
and it's like the person you're playing with,
I'm not trying to like ruin or disafflatic abilities here.
But if you're having a three person catch,
you really need the three person catch
to be off people with similar athletic abilities.
You just said this,
oh no, because like say you're playing catch
in two of your equal athletic abilities
and one of these not, and so they just keep throwing the ball short, every time, so now
you have to walk closer to them, and then now you have the pinch triangle that's like this,
and then now you're in that shit situation.
Social pain was processed as real pain.
You're just saying all the people who don't play catch well.
What I'm just saying, you know, if you're entering a three man catch, you need to know
what you're getting yourself into.
That's why the possibility of being ignored can feel like something to avoid at all costs.
silent hurts less in the short term, even if it costs you more over time.
Meanwhile, life keeps moving.
On average, an adult has about 5 people they consider very close.
Around 15, they feel emotionally close to.
I would not say I have 15 best friends.
I think we need to rename that.
I agree 5 people close to, then you have 15 that you're close to, and then it's more
or more distant, more distant.
And roughly 150 total social connections at all.
I would not say that I have 150 casual friends.
What?
That is so many people.
I would say you have to rename this,
you have 150 acquaintances, 50 friends, 15 good friends,
and five close friends.
That's it.
And when I say five close friends,
that doesn't even need friends.
And I could be like, you're mom.
Times, meaning people don't get replaced so much as their roles do.
Someone else becomes the person you talk to or laugh with.
Yeah, what's your thoughts on people being like, my mom's my best friend?
Genuine takes here.
Just trying to read the room.
That's valid.
Fuck that, that's weird.
My mom's my best friend.
Weird.
flame, get a job losers.
I want to say losers.
I just, I think it depends on the situation,
but there's somewhere it's like, okay,
your mom's your friend,
but there's a obvious hierarchical difference, right?
You could say I'm friendly with my mother, right?
But you can't say, I actually don't think you can say
your mom's your friend.
I'm gonna have that tape.
I'd there's a hierarchical difference
between parents and children.
There is.
Even if you do have casual conversations,
you're close with them, right?
They're your mom, they're your dad, you know?
It's not, I think you could be friends,
even, okay, you could be friends with a cousin.
It's not the blood that's the problem,
it's the hierarchy, like your uncle,
your aunt, their above you, grandparent, above you,
cousin, equal, brother, sister, equal.
You could say my brother is my best friend, that's fine.
And you can say your sister is your best friend.
That's fine.
Like, when you say your dad is your best friend,
I'm like, okay, well now there's a step there.
You're not...
Well, update about your day.
Your age is...
It's not ages.
It's the fact that they're the reason you're alive.
That alone puts them on a higher level than you.
But that doesn't erase the connection that existed before.
It just means life filled the space functionally, not emotionally, which is my certain
people stay stuck in your mind even when you haven't spoken in years.
They're probably the ones that you didn't fully replace their roles yet.
And the longer it's been, the more your memory starts editing things, what you remember
feels warmer, simpler, safer than it probably was.
My mom's my friend, she's not my best friend or anything I think it's safer to say
she is.
We have that dynamic, my brother would say the same I'm sure.
Like I would say functionally, yeah, me and my mom are friends,
but I think that as you get older,
I think it's easier to say that
because you do become more equals.
But when you're like, you can't be 15
and say your mom's your friend.
There's a hierarchy difference.
She pays for you to be alive.
That's what it is.
This, I can't, you're not relying on your parents
income to survive.
You could find, you could be friends.
But like, they're paying for your, you're a lie, they're pay for your food, you know,
they're paying for everything for you.
Like, especially during moments when you feel lonely or uncertain about where your life
is headed.
Studies led by Constantine's Addicides found that when people feel lonely, anxious, or uncertain,
they instinctively reach for memories that restore continuity.
The COVID-19 pandemic can make that truth impossible to ignore.
During lockdowns we rewatched comfort shows baked childhood snacks, streamed old songs,
data from Spotify showed a surge in music from the listeners teenage years, especially
early 2000 pop.
Even Google searches for nostalgia hit record highs in 2020.
When the future shuts down, the past becomes our safest place to hide.
And that's why you tell yourself, you'll reach out someday.
Not now, not like this.
without some reason, which you know will probably never come. You think about typing the message
more times than you can count, usually late at night, usually when something reminds you
of them for no clear reason. And you're not alone in this, the average adult frequently
recalls past relationships, often multiple times a week. In the end, the connection survives
only in your head. I mean, I will say I was wonder what, like, previous friend that I don't talk
to our opt-to. And I think it's also with like guys, bro, so many like, I only post shit because
I do social media. The amount of guys that I was friends with that their most recent Instagram
post is from fucking eight years ago when they were still freshmen in high school is like
absurd. Okay, like so many guys I know I'm like, damn, what do they up to? Let me go check their
their socials. Oh, they haven't posted since 2016. So it's like, I'm not going to be like,
hey, man, was just trying to see what you do with your life. What's bit? What's been
up? Picture running into them someday by accident. But an airport maybe. Somehow,
booking the seat next to you on a plane. Somewhere fate can take the blame for the conversation
starting. In your imagination, it goes smoothly. You catch up effortlessly. You laugh the
way you used to. You feel that old familiarity snapback into place like it never left. And
deep down, you know that if it ever actually happened, it probably wouldn't feel like that.
It would be clumsy, brief, polite or painfully short, which somehow makes the imagined version
even harder to let go of. People feel embarrassed for missing someone who hasn't come.
We're gonna burn you always be gone. Oh, man. We got our hangouts soon, bro. Oh, should I even see him forever, bro. We got to go.
Oh, my God, yo. Next time you're in town, let me know, bro. We're gonna be able to go out.
Tacted them. Embarrassed for caring more than they think the other person does.
Thoughts like, if they wanted to talk to me, they would.
Or it's been too long for me to feel this way.
So the attachment gets treated like a weakness, something immature, something to outgrow.
even though attachment is one of the most human things there is and what makes this harder
is that our fear is usually wrong. When researchers actually looked at what happens,
they found that when adults reconnect with childhood friends decades later, they often describe
something unexpected. Not that it feels exactly the same, but that it comes back faster than
I thought it would awkwardness and it showed up at all.
Well, I don't know.
I think it's that you go into that wondering how you're both acting now.
Because it's like, especially when it's a childhood friend that you're no longer close to.
Like, some of my boys from high school were way different in different
job paths now. Like, if I saw them, like, I know they're not how they were five years ago.
So it's like, what's new, you have to like regain an understanding of each other's persona's?
Well, usually faded within one or two exchanges.
What people actually regretted most wasn't trying and failing.
It was never trying at all.
A middle-aged people who never did rank it as their biggest regret.
Hospice nurses often talk about what people mentioned at the end of their lives.
That's why college grad parties are best waiting to get back together or wedding.
Or like a high school reunion.
There's drinks, you're all just in a room, getting to talk to each other, you shoot
the shit, and then you understand how they are.
It's rarely missed promotions or unfinished goals.
It's people.
Because we don't realize how much someone mattered to us while they were still around.
We realize it in the void they leave behind.
So, the time we got to go to our high school reunion, well I graduated in 2020, so my
high school reunion isn't going to be for a while.
I'm what only meant to exist in a specific chapter of your life.
They belong to a version of you that no longer fully exists.
Motherfuck is trying to have a five-year-high school reunion, that shit's stupid,
because that's like, hey, what's new, just graduated college?
Like, maybe your personality's definitely changed,
but it's like, there's nothing monumental to say,
you know, you got to do 10 years out, 10 years out, when you're 28.
You're 28, that's when you could say, this is what's like my life, this is what's new in my life.
Because if you're out of five year reunion, yeah, I could have been like, oh, well, I perceived my life so much differently.
This is how my mind works, but motherfuckers don't want to hear how your consciousness has changed,
and how you're a better person and a newer individual. They want to know what job you have.
Where do you live? What do you do now?
Like...
And that's okay.
But it doesn't mean you should just forget...
Five year, reading, and you're just the same dude.
I just agree with that.
I think people are drastically different from 18 to 23.
Like, I would say the majority of people you meet are not the same person.
Post one year out of college as they are first or last year high school.
Yeah, for me then.
Mark, right.
It's not a big jump, I know.
I think that's how you perceive it's odd.
to get a way different person now than five years ago.
And a vector.
Way different.
I think wife experience, well, I'm also in a different position, but I think like I am
a drastically different person than when I was a senior.
Armageddon is often the recatized in our lives, old friends, distant connections that
shape us more than we realize.
They are the ones that expand our sense of the world, a reminder of who we used to be and
who we might still become.
Get you right.
I mean, you're going for being a teenager to an adult.
I think I changed, but I still have two years to go, that's what I'm saying.
I think like two years from now you're probably going to be like damn I'm way different
than what I was a senior in high school, you know.
Senior in high school you're 18 versus 23 man like that's like actual life experience.
It's never known when you were living in the last normal day with someone.
You always assume you'll stay in touch with if you do until one day you realize you didn't.
Wow, what a good video.
I don't think we're gonna have time for the other one now, too, because we're gonna hop on our last trials in nine minutes, so we'll save that one for Sunday as well.
Let me see if our last trials is ready.
Is it good now? Is our last trial is not dog shit?
Bro, the last time I played that, that shit was ass.
That shit was ass. Why don't we have my unbanzed up?
Well, let's go through them real quick, they and all the people that just said the end word.
Very easy to go through these.
Sorry, now I'm getting distracted.
Almost.
And there we go.
We go check on what a agent's doing.
I feel like agent's gonna be the guy that's like,
I check on a stream and he's at like,
a fucking fast fire right now.
Mergers got up and started doing shit.
I'm gonna ride his fun, James one here.
Say swear.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
For a hurt?
Not that I'm good, but another one from the four.
You're at a waffle house. Are we not playing? Yo seven minutes. That's right here.
You called me.
I'm literally, I'm, now are you fucking called me?
See, I don't care, but I'm like, yo, every, I swear to God,
every streamer that does, I don't know, does the ship route.
Ron does it, Agent does it, Bill plants some channel.
Oh, sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking eight miles away from my house right now.
Hey, you see not to have me muddled?
I
My god, he's getting his fucking food. Yeah, how's it going, bro?
Yeah, I'm doing pretty well. I'm just seeing like you said you wanted to play a
Last trials in in five minutes
I see you just got served like a whole, a whole, like full-course meal just now.
I eat so fast over there.
Yes, so do we probably have to be there by like 7-3-5-5-5-5 minutes.
In 10 minutes.
All right.
Yep, see you there.
There's no way.
So we're probably going to be there by like seven thirty five.
Well, that's the way.
In ten minutes.
Walk it.
All right, see you there.
Come see you there.
I just lied.
We got any fast.
I'm sorry.
Oh, we know you can start.
I'm going to end.
Molly.
There is no way in my house.
I'm gonna check that out.
I'm so...
Cool, I'm so...
Yo, those don't even look like sunny side up eggs, yo.
Doesn't that shit look raw?
Oh.
Those eggs look under-cooked, right?
I'm not even going on.
What the...
You know what I'm wearing?
Why is it so wet, though?
Oh, I gotcha on you.
What?
Not even.
Oh, let's just rip another react.
what's just rip another react
will watch the other video brother not to be ready
they're not going to be they're not going to be ready brothers their shot
ten minutes for all you fast
new year new
mr. and the subboons thought of the seven h i think of the five
Other buses have three hearts banana bananas are berries polar bears are all
f-canted in the plastic temple on chelisps or egglets.
Spot and think of the five gifted in the individual subbedership of the subconner
they give them a three.
What do you think of the number one sub-sharinger being AI for inch or 40k steps bearing
this agreement with the sub-justing of the sub-sand and same with the sub.
So we're all Jordan's study thinking of the sub.
What do they do?
Two am thinking of the thousand beneath.
Pretty young me my best friend been drippin' away after the hang I'm already never
guys, I don't know what to do. I don't really know what to tell you, man. So, can't
get in and I'm for the sub all thinking of the three. One person in our front
group that was always bully one day he blocked off us, having heard from him
since. So God, to some of the sub Chris, they give him three sets crazy. He
won't give him the sub each and equally thinking of the sub eighth and thinking of
the three. So in a group of eight friends since early elementary school, we're all
in the last semester semester of high school based off the staff from earlier in the
video on where our front groups are going to fall apart. Do you know what you think
of the five gifted? I mean, bro, the biggest thing is mother fuckers go to
of different colleges. Just think of the sublow and people who are not possibly in
place for the sub the end they give the fray. Dornman with the sub only think of the
sub. Who's the most sub to Twitch streamer?
the Dow-97. They're not live. This is their most popular clip. This is fully AI.
Oh, that's the person that controlling the AI.
I've decided to start shooting the enemy with the least HP so I can help you out.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, yeah.
There's your shame.
You're so close now.
What's so are they a human that streams with an AI like friend?
I don't understand how does that work?
So gaming, it's the person controlling it,
and there's just like an AI that's like,
commentating.
I'll get ready for the table.
Okay, yeah.
Bro's already trying to get the fuck out of there.
No way he finishes through that fast.
I'm trying to get a ticket right?
You can go ask him right now, but from his cadetal.
I can't be late on mom.
Okay.
Yeah, for the whole table.
I want to be late, I'm, you know, I told him 735.
Yes, please.
No way they're back in five minutes.
It's thank you for the three.
Basically, code to the AI.
I think Doug Doug did a geo-guessor video with the NDA.
I could see the screen and react.
Why do you see for the side?
How did he code it?
Like, he gave it a personality.
What's your opinion on manyapolis shooting when?
Possibly thinking for the five high-gear Drew thinking for the three.
Back in October, one through a dark time struggle with the mental health.
It's a bit of a stimulus last time my mom had to get a job, a certain to like or I don't leave the job
I was starting to like I'm sorry to hear that man
That's not something really had these students genuinely helping laughed about again
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help man. I'm sorry for lost your mother. It's about to take you to the five get to tell you all right, bro
Only thinking of the sub money for the sub is thinking of the parade
Wow, they all ate their food that fast sit. I did. I did I took a hug I brag about everything
I did it bro.
I feel like we just washed random streamers now.
Do we just tap into random streams?
We got like five minutes.
Who else is live?
Yeah.
What the heck?
Yes.
I'm farming.
Good morning everyone.
Fred.
Hello.
I'm the best cheese.
Why is he still on cheese rolling?
You see, Jinksy.
Jinksy finished.
I read that.
I saw that shit.
We could try to get a Marvel rivals match in.
I don't know if we're going to be able to do that in time, then I'd be the one that's late.
So I can have that.
I don't want to start this React chat because what if he gets back in time?
Oh yeah, they're walking out.
It's like four minutes.
Oh, the stream's late.
Yeah, they're already walking out.
All right, we got to be there in time.
Stream high tail.
Yeah, let me just start up a high tail playthrough in this fucking three minutes fan that we're waiting.
Cust to give it a three, no idea, pop for the sub,
James, thank you for the three, no, lay it and javed it
and said, Matty for the sub, all right,
you're not actually gonna go a pistol,
I'll collect, and then we'll probably be
fucking ready to game.
Count me down 30 seconds, maybe a minute,
let me play a good song.
Oh, what's a good song?
Oh, this is it.
you
You
you
You
We're back, only for the sub, as of even the sub, Carlos and L for the sub as well.
All right.
Yeah, what car is this?
Oh my God, what is the name of the car that has like the star lights on the ceiling
or some shit?
Oh, that's copyrighted.
Can't play that.
not play that, that shit is, uh, I'll be righted, all right, hold up.
Oh my gosh, hold up.
Fuck, wait, chat, give me another 30 seconds, sorry.
God, give it.
You
all right, sorry, who's giving us a pretty cool brand to you for the fucking raid, double
you raid bro, thank you for the fucking raid, appreciate the fucking raid, I'm reading
Carlos with us on pretty cool frank you, thank you for the fucking raid, bro, appreciate
that boss and buck for the sub chat, I mean, I'm not trying to be that guy, that's why
originally I was saying I didn't, I didn't really want to do that outlast trials, because
I, I feel like I knew it was gonna, gonna roll over to the start time and I'm supposed
to dip out of here in like 45 bro. I might have to tap in and tell him like, we just
run it another time. Now he didn't leave early. We'll play. But like, I feel bad. Like, I want
to run out last trials with them. But I was like, yo, I'm not streaming until 10 p.m.
tonight. Like, I'm out of here by like 8 30 tops. Like, maybe 9. I told you to say
Now, okay, Choco butter you told me to say no everybody else want to be say yes, and I love agents
So I want him to be happy but like I
Feel like any shit where it's like a streamer's like, yeah, we're gonna start at 10 and 30. We're gonna start at eight
Maybe later and then it's just like it runs over
Average missions 30 minutes
so we'll get like two runs in I mean I'll tell them on the call I'll be like yo
I'm out of here by nine bar the boss so I feel bad but like I'm sticking to that shit
I feel like every time you do something it's like just freeing them a night new
I've been streaming the last like eight or nine days straight
that's a lot for the Bartman bro
945.
If you say, not the in the
but I'm going to put that okay.
Yeah, they're still coming back, bro.
They did to Waffle House, bro.
Just this once, it's going to be, what do you mean just this once?
I've certainly like seven hours all the time.
There's going to be tech problem, somebody hasn't downloaded the game, bro, you watch streamers, bro, you know that's what's going to happen, it's going to start at 830 when I wanted to be done.
That's exactly what's going to happen. Oh my god, Jackson did bug for the side boss with the sub, we'll do more reacts on like Wednesday, I don't know.
Or we'll just, I fucking hell do I don't know, or just do a lot of quarantine.
We'll do a lot of quarantine zone on Wednesday, and we'll just do more reacts.
We'll just do straight reacts on Sunday, and then we'll do like half horror and a bunch
of reacts on, or we'll do half horror and then a bunch of quarantine zone on Wednesday.
We'll do that.
It'll be fine.
But it's like, I didn't want to stream the like 10 tonight.
How many questions can you do?
Not doing questions right now.
I'm drinking gamer's hops, already dead.
Cadence with a sub-jax, out of the sub.
Can we see the board?
What board?
Oh, my white board?
I mean, it just says my schedule.
I can make some more schedule if you want
to know the schedule, you can just see it yourself.
You don't need to see the physical white board
in my terrible handwriting.
Every time I show you guys the board,
you just say it looks stupid and I'm done.
You don't say that.
And I handwriting's bad.
Unbans, I mean, we could do an unbans segment, potentially.
Oh, he said we were playing with Dante.
Like, I'm Dante.
All right, whatever.
Let's just fucking let's launch out last trials.
See if it works.
I can't actually get into jadis for this up.
Do on bands, I only have like 10 on bands that we could go through.
Do we really want to go through the on bands right now?
Yeah?
All right, whatever bro, I just watched the game.
Let me go get the on bands bro.
We only have like 10.
It's not really an on band day.
I'm re-exiting out of a game.
That's a fucking Jesus!
The game's not even open but it made the noise.
Soon he'd taken him to Falsipity, 70-year-olds in a dark place at Kronakyllis and it'll put him in a hospital for over a week.
I've no friends and I've passed him very depressed.
Your videos and streams bring me to Brighton Day, your amazing thing for a lot for the community and being you never stop.
I hope you're all right and I hope you get better.
I got help and I'm in a much better place now. That's awesome. And I'm sorry that you're going through that. All right.
Walk in chat.
Non-copy-right-low-fi.
We'll go through the on-bands real quick.
Starting out, we have 18 to go through. Starting out, we have a racist chatter saying typical suspects.
to black people during the UPS video, where the chatter was basically saying that this
was like, oh, obvious or whatever, oh, surely it was clearly then, like, it's just racism.
No real other explanation.
I was talking about the fake UPS work as the total family I know should have said those
things.
I'll make the chat a damn main account.
I've been to some for a while, I'm just normal chatter.
I mean dude, racism's an instant ban and chat.
It's a die.
It's a denied, flexed roller band, this person, spammed the N word in Zucy's chat and then
doubled down.
So more racism.
Hey, Joe, reading my chats.
I don't even know, Zucy's black by the way.
So he was calling Zucy the N word.
Reading my chats, I don't even know why I got a band.
But looking back at it, it's not an excuse, just the story.
I turned 19 on the first January and that drinking age where I live and I kind of went on a
went on a bender of a week. Now at some point I felt myself watching Zucy and called and said the
N word in chat and I know I shouldn't have but I was in thinking. Brother you called my friend the
N word that is also black. It's a ban. I don't know why you submitted this. Like it's you called my friend the
N word. Like why would I abandon you? I will give 200 subs. If you make a foot cam stream tempting,
But I think I'm gonna pass on that. That also would probably be TLS of sorts. I do have an extra webcam though.
First stream of his didn't know chatting like this would result in a band. I thought I would just ignore it. Yeah, I feel like this is probably an unban.
Once the foot can't stream, I'm feeding for it. Can't keep waiting for it.
If Jim made a feet finder, he would be a million air by next month.
are you saying that this would make me a million dollars? Because I'm surely not getting a million dollars from posting feedbacks. I could tell you that. I don't know how many buyers there would be of that, but I could tell you it's probably pretty low.
Um, and the acid vice about his girlfriend, and then immediately started spamming, thoughts
on doing drugs slash drinks to try and forget someone.
Ooh, I don't like that chat at all.
Hmm.
That's kind of swine my head.
Oh, after asking me for advice and then effectively ignoring me and then asking
and chatters if they should do hard drugs.
Did I?
And if they're first day in chat,
I think that's bad news.
Who wanna watch my streams and said Michael streams?
Michael streams, Michael clearly does stream.
And no, he doesn't because he is no vods.
Michael, if you're gonna self-promote,
you might as well stream, that's a ban.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm not going to lie to you, your banner, you look ten years old, I'm going to die.
I'm going to deny you across anyway.
I think you're probably too young to be on stream.
That was not Mike X to see Chad.
I could tell you right now, Mike X to see would be a seasoned veteran in a streaming space.
More racism.
Got a lot of racism recently in Chad.
If you haven't been able to tell.
He was Asian anyway.
Now the chat didn't mean a harmful way, but I understand how it came across.
I mean brother, it's just a deny.
L. Zucy and then Scully Food Band you, oh, he spams L. Zucy every day.
Why does he do that?
What the fuck? Zucy's an L. Zucy L.
Agents calling on discord, lost for the summary of you to the sub.
Oh, he's not.
Oh, yeah, he is.
Wait, let's spam through these really quickly.
Test and loss for this up.
All right, now we go spam from deny.
Help me get this big chat.
It's endless.
The Tronaries don't you give your cancer a real study here.
Come check it out.
I mean, it's just spam.
I know it's for a good cause, man,
but you spam for my shot every day.
So deny.
Coach, hard ban you.
deny, don't know what you said.
Saying they love Brooke, not that bad.
Why did they get banned?
Spending you will?
I don't know.
Maybe it's something for a social.
Samantha Bands, Samantha doesn't usually fall span.
I'm just gonna deny.
Clear span.
What the fuck is happening?
Everything's glitching out.
Why is it glitching out?
Why is it?
Hello!
Good night.
Put Vagisillin me and Railway tonight.
Beanie Guy from Tetsak asking me to do a joy.
Denye.
You're shit at the game kid hop on Tetsak Tambich.
Denye.
Suck me.
Denye.
I don't even know if that's just Denye.
That was very long. A lot of spam dude just naked trust your necks do not
Steve Harvey would rape you do not
Walsh my virginity to guard a male
Welcome back
All right
Fantastic on band segment let's get on with agent hello hello hello
We with the car
Hey! Are you with the car? What? Oh Joe give me one second. Give me one second. Give me one second.
I think he's rushing somebody. Oh, it's it's a ray vault for the sub because Dante's here.
I'm in
play
Oh, show us
What's up, bro?
What's up, Joe?
How's it going?
Wait, Joe, is this a-
First time with you?
I think this is our first time meeting slashy.
Nice to meet you, my boy.
Nice to meet you as well.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
That's a waffles.
It was good, you know, this and Joe.
Well, I was like, third grade, not 13 grade 12 grade.
I used to watch a video, but I'm gone.
13 grade.
Yep.
Wait, wait, 12.
Wait.
9.
Totally shake, go back to school, man.
Please, breath.
Don't say, don't say, don't say, don't say.
No, I feel like every time I see a clip of you, or talk to you,
you're just dumber than you were before, man.
I don't want to tell Joe. I used to watch him like the tick-to-shade. He got beanie.
He's there. What the fuck? I forgot.
Okay.
Hey everybody.
It's okay man.
I'm surprised you liked my old text box.
I feel like my content from 2022 and before was a dog shit.
Nah, I love it.
What are you talking about for me?
Is it Joe? Do you want to say?
What do I I was saying my I think my old TikToks are pretty terrible
Don't they oh my God
True facts. I feel the same way. Oh
My guy just
Okay, so good. Why you all turn it on your cans bro
You don't
You know, I'm not trying to be stupid right now. How do you turn on your camera as this same time of stream?
I know it's a virtual game.
You're gonna be a ball.
Oh, yes.
And then, uh, Oh, you sur our genius.
Thank you.
Yo. Yo.
Yo.
I should be shooting.
Now you didn't say it though.
Yo.
You have the shine.
So.
Here we go.
Holy, so oh my god.
Oh my god.
I feel like I should be.
Oh my god.
Bro, these.
Oh my god, I was being happy, I was being so proud of what's the worst room check, what's the worst room?
It's the worst room.
You're not definitely right, that dirty thing, it's literally not real.
Are there alive this attack?
Yeah, it is this one fish, he's named Golden Brown, Jenny Brown came in the fish.
What is this?
It's not.
Oh, the game's turned out.
Ah.
No, don't let your room look depressing.
How?
It's the brightest of all of us.
You know, I have that same Deadpool.
No, no, it's because like,
it's because like you see how Joe's walls
like off-white a little bit.
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Great minds.
Think alike.
Wow, that's cool.
I definitely was room.
What's you do?
You're all we know.
I have something holding a room back right now.
What?
For Joe is the giant butt plug in the bag.
For Ray guys, stick ass, that's stick ass a lava lamp.
Okay, it takes a while to heat up.
It's not lava lamp.
You'll love, lava lamp's a tough.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
What's the other way back in my room?
Thank you, buddy.
We'll take it one way.
Yeah, okay.
uh not for you it's uh you don't just look empty
i'm sorry don't think i'm sorry
and i mean AJ urine's just kind of sad
you every like shit looks broken
you're lighting that tearful
doff everywhere i can't remember anything
i feel as sad as i'm in his own spow
the show now is the end of the show
alright watch this is like blinding
Michael is a last.
Oh, what do you want to talk about?
No, no, no, no.
I don't got shit that person.
I think that's your favorite.
Good.
I know that it's nice and fakely good.
Yeah.
Why do you got the fridge?
Oh, Joe.
I guess just a boy.
Oh, I got some beers,
gamer subs, liquid death,
and then sparkling on.
I got a beer.
I crack a beer.
Well, you shouldn't have a butt plug, bro.
I didn't know you'd drink.
What is with you a butt plug obsession, bro?
If that doesn't look like a butt plug,
why do you know what a butt plug looks like?
I don't know, do you know what it looks like?
You didn't look like one day would do you look like Joe?
because I can tell you what I don't have to say.
That was a buff line.
It wouldn't be a plug, it wouldn't stay in your ass.
I don't know the video's behind the buff line.
I was just showing it.
But it sounds like you can hear the rock.
Right.
Joe, good touch expert.
Good touch expert.
Joe, good question.
Yeah.
Where from?
New Jersey.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
From the J.
Yeah.
Still.
How are you?
33.
Or are you going to say, are you going to make fun of his age?
Yeah, like damn, or like holy shit, like, oh my god, he's dying.
Like, no, no, no, no.
Is it good?
Is it wise?
Yeah, I watched a video.
I'll never.
I'll never do that.
Since I turned 30.
You know, like side thing though for agent, like, why is your,
Why is there a PC running like 35 feet away from you like what what is that is very that's not racing
Great right there. That's a solution. It's just on
Yeah, it's always on you just working
If I only wanted to hate turning a PC on I just leave them all on all the time
Yeah, but I'll leave it. Yeah, that's probably pretty bad for your PC
I mean, I'm just kidding. That just stops talking about it. That just happened again, yeah.
I'm down. Why does it got to be a horror game, bro? I wouldn't play whatever.
Agent comes to me without last trials. And I was, you know, also, I knew your ass was not going
to be at your setup because I said, watch Agent be somewhere else. I said, I said,
that I said what's agent I didn't predict waffle house I said watch agent be it like a
a best buyer some shit I open up and you're getting handed three a three meal
platter and I call you and you go oh yeah I'll be there in five minutes hang up
you go I just lied okay you know what that's actually medicaming and that's
And so your eggs look disgusting, um, they were bad bro. I didn't finish them. They all on actually look bad. They're like undersucked
They were undercooked. I feel like I was just eating raw eggs. I'll be honest
Yes, I don't like when you knew I like hearing what you have to say. Oh, why are you looking at my faith?
I'm talking about what I hit this by your hearing. No, no, I just like I don't I don't like like when you talk
I want to listen to like I feel like you don't talk
You know, I think I talked too much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't talk enough.
And so like, when you mute, it's like, you're rather than
some, some, some, why is you like?
It's a rape.
How, how, how do you?
Pondy.
What's that face?
It's that pointless, I don't know.
It's like, it's that pointless, I don't know.
Oh, he was beating me from me in your keys as I said, me in your keys, right?
No, my son's fucking two and smarter than you know, he like he speaks in jail.
Better.
Okay.
I'm Asian.
Okay.
You just, you just, you picked a stupid, we told it, a double language.
But because look at the people around me, bro.
No, no, I just asked you why your English is not getting better and you said fuck education today
That's it
Education this is good enough big
That's it
It's not the people around you
This have a point look what I mean I mean bro, I just started learning how to read so I I kind of understand it
Okay
If you're reading, Sunday.
Yeah, some, the last bugger was like,
can't know, flatten the hat.
You read it?
I read it all on and off.
But yes, I do philosophy channel.
I have a philosophy degree.
Yeah, I read you.
What?
Oh, smile, you joke.
Right.
I can't just, it's just a bachelor's degree.
I don't think they're very hard to obtain.
But, oh, yes, see for your fucking self.
I'm trying to get this.
I fucking community colleges and dropped out.
I think that's true.
I mean, man, I was streaming it.
I was streaming it and doing college at the same time.
I think it's possible.
You go back at a degree.
I mean, I was streaming well in high school.
Like, went back to the day and went kind of one.
High school.
One that defied me easier in college.
You couldn't do that.
They got one was on her's role.
I just didn't mean to do that in high school.
High school's, I mean,
it's just arguably easier.
But you said, on her's role,
Yeah, that's what we call. I think y'all call it deaseless. You're on deaseless?
Oh, yeah, it was just I thought it was on a roll. I
Was no I also had deaseless. I
There was deaseless in that
No, that was
I was on the inflex, but I don't know. I think college was like, I also got a fucking philosophy degree, so you know, I wasn't taking some like organic chemistry shit, but I think it was doable with, I just did all my generates online and I took all my philosophy classes in person and you'd read philosophy, read a 20 page paper, pass the class, it isn't something.
I mean I never said it was fun. I think the philosophy, I think philosophy is fun, but not everybody likes it.
Did you find it? Was school gone for you?
School now. I like to go into the front.
Philosophy, yeah, that fish is going to die, bro.
I mean, you got to clean that tank. I'm not going to lie to you. That shit is disgusting.
I just clean clean.
No, it's not clean. It's not clean.
It's not clean. You realize you're filming a shit.
That murky waters is on poop. Imagine if you just started like
perpetually farting in your room and now he's blind. Oh my god.
Why did you get a fish? What do you need a fish for?
Jelly and brown came in fish.
Oh y'all barely take care of cells and y'all getting like creatures. Animal.
I'm not a man.
Not a man.
Yeah, I'm not a cat.
Oh yeah, I do that.
What?
Here.
Like, at the house?
Yeah, right here.
It's your dog.
He walking around the crib.
Join me here, Chilling.
Chilling with a boy.
He's a little live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's alive.
He's getting a little live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm a dick, huh?
Because you owe my dick.
Oh, yes.
You started it.
I never, I never, I never hop-ass shit.
I never, I never see people, I don't know how big is that?
Hey, Joe, I know you say that it's Dick in this game.
Is there a vagina mind you're trying to stick with?
No.
I don't know, man.
All I remember was being wrapped to an electric chair.
And there's this being straight cock.
A man.
I died.
Oh, my God.
I'm so much.
I've never seen him boot up a game past it oh my god, I'm gonna hide each other
Oh wait, there's a house in there. I'm not gonna get it in bro
Bro, what a game. Oh, I do and I do I do oh shit. Okay. All right, do like
All right, okay, we game share imagine
Let's go
What's the game you've ever played
13
That's a question a evil three
That's that scared
Wasn't evil through was moth is my favorite Resident Evil because that's like an action game. No, I'm not saying it's a bad game
I'm just saying I don't think any of the residents
I think if there's a resident evil on the game list, it's resident evil seven
Yeah, I grew to that that's not that's the least scary as one. That's my feeling was a kid
What is happening on the screen?
I think it was a factor is like yeah, there's about a hundred and eighty five different settings in this game
Please don't fuck up my computer.
Y'all, please tell me we're not using fucking props then to be chapped.
No, I think it was just down discord.
Thanks fuck.
What is going on? Is this a fucking load of screen?
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Damn I'm always plus a...
Pussing me a bush. I like that.
I don't think it's gonna shit.
Bro, if we go all due props then,
I'm just, you know, I'm not trying to doubt our team right now. I have a feeling that we're all gonna die pretty quickly, and then it's just gonna be just straight-up silence
You're not demoing the game and you really have a fucking game downloaded dick space you had dick space
Oh, shit my man, I should let's let's lag in a little bit
Okay, it's not just me
What a row y'all be like, oh my god, a son say I'm gonna be on my thing is letting bro
You remind me to deal with five times
I did call this happening
Little boo and in boo bun is home. I'm chat. I literally I said I said somebody's not gonna have a download
We're gonna start at eight it's eight o'clock
Mother fucker
Yeah, okay
Yeah, it's eight in the wrong game
They know where you got the wrong game. It's out last drop
I'm not sure
Here's a tutorial like that I have to do before I play
I
Probably
Huh, it's something that she how did I move it? Please post this brother saying there's Dickson shit
Yeah, how did I move I see oh
Now it's not working
See my game is good. It's just a wrong
No, I can't even tell.
I'm not gonna say skip.
Go, go, go, go.
You could have probably skipped it.
I don't know if you should.
I don't really remember what enemies you could have
even supposed to do in this game.
She's a good, is it a good one?
We're going to be getting to a looks sensor, okay?
Is that hand?
Oh, no.
I'm the sushi.
Oh, fly.
You are in the control.
Am I the only one you have each other on?
Please, me.
Windows, she-
I'm not here.
Windows, she-
Right, right.
I mean, I have people on.
You have me on Steam.
Windows, she-
You're a.jd on Steam or now?
Oh, I'm already.
Good.
I mean, I'll do, uh, hello.
I'm gonna run.
If you want, could you send me your friend code?
Huh?
Is it in the team?
settings
control the graphics printed images warning joe, I know there's gonna be a lot of
deck in this game, using the
giveaway let's go, yes, yes, it's a nice game, so I'm gonna
laugh already, I'm bringing that working out this game that we're
picking up in incidently plan you did pick a fairly complex order
Good job.
Good job, pal.
How do you my job?
I'm your dad.
What did you decide?
To the accounting team, let's do it.
Why?
What's the point of that?
You're right.
What's up?
Joe, how tapio you?
Like Asian culture?
How tapio am I in the Asian culture?
How tap it? You've been no, you've been eating. Asian fool even. Yeah, I've been eating Asian food. I mean, I'm gonna say I'm like
fully involved, but yeah, you're eating food like what else?
Oh
You know, you know anything but Taiwan?
Yeah, I know about the history of Taiwan and like the I guess
Social political battles with China and Taiwan, but yeah
Damn, they dance small.
How the fuck is this?
It's crazy.
I mean, I should have been smart, boom.
No, I think that's all.
I think that's all.
I think normal.
Like, grow, believe me.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not going to lose IQ East.
I'm in joking.
I might have lost IQ East.
I'm not in the school, right now, boom.
Yeah, guarantee.
Wait, guys.
You said me, your friend,
me your friend code yeah I can I'm in the middle of a tutorial so give it
yes yes I'm going to remember out of place and this is gonna be like
no tutorial for me oh I'm gonna sing you my friend code so that we can be
buddy is this a horror game yeah I'm done I did you chat we're just gonna
I mean, what's your-
Many what's your-
Ah, yeah, do you have cranky fast off?
I'm gonna say,
Wait for 80.
I'll do.
Okay, okay.
It's a how it in the game already.
Okay, now how the fuck do I invite you guys in my game?
that's a good question not agent you got my skin you came on all can join you I can
join you yeah I'm just I just get this tutorial so I'm writing why did you do my
group
joining I'm joining joining joining joining
which is you must write a right and that's it
this tutorial is 30 minutes long
It's on right down as you go up you see you I see you called the way people
Go to that terminal here and then hit and bite your skin
Wait, don't look it out. Wait, what the fuck
I mean what the hell happened in and by them
I'm going to go.
Don't go, don't go.
Go on.
Now, now, now, now, now.
What?
All right, so I think I have to deal with that.
Outlast trials is probably it done.
It's my cook.
Egg it, just let you come up.
All right.
Well, it was an honor.
I'm not going to say he didn't want to play.
I did not just say I want to play.
I do not know.
I saw him say what the fuck?
All right.
Well, let me know if you want to run some other shit another time.
I'm going to give back to react.
I'll catch y'all.
I have a good stream.
Well, probably could have predicted that one.
All right, let's get one more react in.
That was a waste of time.
Jesus Christ.
That was why the fuck, bro.
What is Dante even doing on stream now?
Always playing some other game
Yo, I thought I thought I thought I was gonna
Mother, you're my favorite caretaker. Oh, yeah, you'd be saying that there. Yo, what the fuck?
I literally got the trophy and everything
He even very kidded after the shower with
You know, I'm just gonna
I'm just going to raise my neck and like go we act. Oh, you here. You're a me. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I felt bad. I somebody's saying in their chat. Why did you do that? Because I only I
I did it, I played out of respect.
And I wanted Agent one to play,
but when Dante dips, I'm not running a three-man,
when I said I wanted to end my stream in 10 minutes.
I don't think that's on me, right?
Like Agent, I'm sorry if I just dipped,
but I was like, yo, I gotta dip it eight.
We didn't start til eight, and then Dante leaves.
Like I'm not about to run a tutorial three-man
and then just lose three times, like, I don't know.
I feel like I was pretty chill about that.
You need.
When I, we'll just run one more react,
and then I'm in a stream.
Crusher, thank you for the five gifted symbolic
and acts with the sun called on,
and sounding with the sun.
The heroin is active with the sun.
All right.
I'm actually gonna piss real quick,
then we'll run it.
All right.
You know, coming down 30 seconds.
You
I just knew that shit was gonna happen. I told y'all. I literally said I said we're gonna start late
I'll do it's just the last minute shit man. I was like it's out last trials. We're gonna start late
No we have the game installed nobody had the tutorial played Dante
Yo, I'm not Matt. Yo, Dante for the 50 fucking subs. Thank you for the 50 gifted's bro
I'm not mad at you. I when AJ called me originally I was like I'm trying I wanted it
I want to I'm gonna end string in like 15 minutes
So when he was like we're starting at 730 I was like we're gonna start at 8 we started 8 nobody
I'm the tutorial playing I was like this is just gonna fuck this is gonna be a fucking a shit shit
You know, it's gonna go terrible
I'm down to run some games another day. I just think it's got to be like
some plan shit and also not our last child's like I don't know. Dude don't say
anything for the sons of that guy. Love you man. I'm not mad. It's just I knew that
was gonna happen. I knew that shit was gonna start weight. We weren't gonna do it.
Good to fucking see that one coming. Thank you for the sons of that bro.
Turn you to the son of the five gift. This John and G.D. for the son of
Crusher. They give him the five cents. They've all can keep the son of
Knocked Tony and Calta thinking the fucking sub
Right W don't say, bro
W don't say W don't say
All right, let's do a little react now
We'll we'll bring this one video and then uh
We'll we'll call for today, but we got a bunch of gaming tomorrow too
So
We're trying it's not a heart. I put it this way out. What do we play we'll call for today? Oh human for a plan
That's a good thing.
What? Oh yeah, me and Dana are hell of sad don't say like that sad I can't get
anymore. I would live it half to think it out of the college the mayor's college budget.
Taking the gifted sub money out of a two year old son's college fund.
Also a lot of things in three, a couple days ago you couldn't do a gof on me. You still can't do anything
I think about it, but I have a set of everything I need to share to people, I can't
you go fun these men.
I'm sorry.
I told you before, I got a stick with it, bro.
I cannot do go fun these.
Keep in the sub, lock and arm of the sub.
It's just, it's a rule man, I can't bend it for anybody.
I'm sorry you're going through shit, man.
I hope you're all right, but it's like, it's opening Pandora's box.
If I do your go of fun me, I do everybody's go of fun me.
It's giving one guy a donut in class.
He got to give everybody a donut in class.
It's just a rule of thumb.
Why?
Half of the go-fund me's people make that they
try to get me do our fake.
I'm not saying his is, I'm just saying half of them are.
If I do one person's go-fund me,
I have to do all of them because then I'm valuing
one-chatter's problem more than another.
And then you get into a way game of who's problems
matter more than others, and that's just a shit shoot.
I love doing charity streams.
I do them all the time.
I donate a lot of money.
I try to drive funds to do a lot of donations.
It's reputable, legitimate charities that are non-profits.
I do not do go-fundmees.
I will never do go-fundmees.
That is my rule.
It doesn't matter what it's for.
I'm not saying that your reason isn't enough.
I'm sorry you're going through that, right?
But I do not do go-fundmees.
It is a rule that I said you could go back two years
of me streaming.
I've been saying I do not do go-fundmees.
And I have never done a go-fundmee.
All right.
King for the son of Miami for the son. It's just how it is. Because if I do years then
it tomorrow 15 people. Hey, I ever go for me for my mom. Hey, I ever go for me for my dad.
Hey, I ever go for me for me. And I'm not saying that it's like that would annoy me.
It's more so just like I can't say yes to one and no to everybody else. You know, it's no to all of
them or yes to all of them. And it makes a hell of a lot more sensitive to say no to all
them and then do other charities. Let's go. How to speed run a obesity? Goblins guide.
New year, new me.
When I found out two and every five adults in the United States are obese, I made
it my new year's resolution to improve that figure.
But how do you make yourself obese as fast as possible?
Fat and sugar, bro.
Not even like fast food.
If you just start eating like pastries and highly processed foods, you would get mortedly
of these so fast.
But you could, if you really wanted to, you could gain like 50 pounds in a month by just eating like shit.
What's hard isn't getting obese.
What's hard is getting morbidly obese, right?
It's not hard to be 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 100 pounds.
When you see people on like, my sister found life, that's hard.
They're eating all day, every day, they're eating 10,000 calories, right?
But for you to gain an absurd amount of weight isn't really that complicated.
It's just eating a lot of sugars, empty calories, and shit that you're not going to burn off.
Saturated fats, trans fats, shit like that.
So I'm thinking about the five-starred,
about the taste of black-curse, or just wondering if you're a opinion on it.
They don't hold video on it. You could watch them with philosophy channel, King to the side of walking.
What is obesity? Well, obesity is when you have excessive body fat.
Typically diagnosed with a body mass index exceeding 30, meaning if the rate...
I think BMIs inaccurate when it comes to determining a healthy adult, but it is accurate
determining obesity. Body mass index L is pretty bad for just determining whether or not you're
overweight or not. Especially for kids growing people, body builders, athletic people that
just weigh more than others. Meaning if the ratio between your weight and height squared is above
30, you're probably obese. However, it's important to note that BMI is a flawed system.
For example, John Cena is 6-1 and weighs 251 pounds with a BMI of 33.1.
But he's more than liabilities.
By the BMI scale.
Fat. So why says BMI so high? Well, because muscle ways more than fat, BMI can be misleading,
but most people aren't built like John Cena. So you probably can't use that as an excuse.
on the most big body fat percentage the average person with like more
bit of the city has a body fat percentage like a bob 35% or something for men
for women women are always going to have more body fat just because of where they
hold weight boobs is a big thing as well like women naturally have a higher
bat body fat percentage you could have a six pack as a woman with like
a 12% body fat percentage as a man it's got to be around like eight
10, something like that.
Basically, level obesity happens when you consume more calories than you've burned.
Okay, duh.
Do Dicks count your penis is an organ and it's not fat.
No.
Your dick does not add to your body fat percentage.
And even if it did, it would be a very debatable.
It's not debatable.
I'm sure you already knew that.
Your penis is a muscle.
reproductive organ. Now I'm fact checking myself. Yeah, penis is an organ. An external
reproductive urinary organ. Composite specialized tissues like erectile tissue. Why am I
told it? We're talking about why I can watch the video about a fucking obesity
So instead I like to focus on small habits that can compound into a massive difference over time.
After all, a journey of 1,000 pounds begins with a single bite.
So let's go over a scenario on how you should behave to maximize weight gain.
That's me eating ramen. Damn, Ray gasm, you fucking, I think it's because he, I did a
react to his how to speedrun cancer video, which let me say masterpiece. So, very excited for this one.
Picture this. John just crafted the perfect custom combo box on the Taco Bell app.
Oh, Taco Bell is a good.
If you're, what's like the worst fast food place for you?
There's probably a definitive off of like the options they have.
Taco Bell's probably up there.
Wendy's is up there.
Wendy's is really not, Wendy's has healthy options, but like,
I think if you're eating a triple baking error, wait, what's the place that?
It sells like four, they're called, it's called a four by four.
And it's like four patties. It's like this big. Is that Jack? No, it's not Jack. Is that in and out?
Five guys. One of those ones. Those ones have to be horrible for you.
But his talk of Bell points are about to expire. If he doesn't use them now, they'll die.
John cashes out and as a B.C. five-layer burrito to his card. While waiting on his $30 door
or dash order to arrive, he queues up a YouTube video, the stage is set.
Obviously, fast food provides vital structural support to the obesity food pyramid.
It's calorically dense, highly processed, and can snow upon to other weight-gating.
Ooh, don't drink water, only drink soda.
Soda, soda, juices?
habits.
A single meal can easily exceed your recommended daily caloric intake,
and oftentimes leaves you feeling empty like when the liquor stores closed.
That's because satiation depends more on nutrient content than calories alone.
Fast food and junk foods are typically low in fiber, protein vitamins, and minerals,
so they pass straight through you and fail to keep you full. This industry has a
feeder fetish. They get consumers addicted to crunch raps of creams. They chew them up and
spit them out right back on a mystery. It's disgusting.
You know, every time I eat Taco Bell, it tastes worse than the time before, but I still
crave it. It's like crack. You still want to eat the Taco Bell, but that 18th Doritos
Locos Taco is much worse than the first one you ever had. And every time the quality
feels worse, too. Okay, anyway, let's return to the battlefield. John is now halfway through
his Taco Bell order and can't stop watching only place funniest moments
cooperation. He doesn't realize how quickly he's eating and at this rate he's
gonna pop. If you're serious about loading up you gotta watch something while
you're eating. It distracts your body from picking up on signals that you
beaten enough so you can eat more. Here's your tiny accombo. I'm hardly
working with Dan. How much weight do y'all think you can gain in a month if you're
task with it. Just raw weight. I would still work out, but I would eat like shit.
I think I could gain 30 to 50 pounds in a month. No problem. I think I could gain a pound
a day easily. Maybe two. I think you need two pounds a day, 60 pounds. The problem is when
when you way more you need to eat more to maintain that way.
So, it like my starting way right now is at 180.
When I'm 220 it's gonna be harder to gain those last 20 pounds
in the first 20.
Realistically 300 pounds, you're not getting 300 pounds
in a month, you would die.
Empowering this fine dish looking out door boy's tortilla.
Luckily, John hasn't popped yet.
He finished his meal and is going to top it off with some bar hop laughs,
which leads me to one of the most effective strategies in the current Obesity Meta.
Drinking calories.
Pastest foods open a shortcut from your bloodstream,
straight into sodium a guard.
A guard for knee, your health!
You must eat this burger to reactivate a guard for this force feedle.
Stack that with fast foods addicted to design,
and your brain is wired to drink more liquids.
To exploit this debuff,
never widened Trump work in McDonald's.
Is there like a PR thing like a window do you do that?
That's that with fast foods addicted design and your brain is wired to drink more liquids.
To exploit this, you know, toss it and sub on me.
Jackson and Jake for the sub, Manson road for the sub,
start even the three, Alex and start a photo for the sub, B-22, Jackson and Izzy and Ward for the sub.
My annual code arm and for the sub, oxalot over the three.
Debuff, never-sip water. That's a time-wester.
Grab some fanta and fill up that cup one more time before you leave McDonald's.
Guys, liquid calories are an absolute game changer. They're broken. They're super powerful because they're extremely easy to overconsume
So to induce have a lot of sugar with no fiber to balance them out, so they kind of sneak up on you
And that daily ice latte can add a couple hundred calories before you even realize it the only thing that oh my god
That'd be a cheat code go to dunk in every day. You get a large ice coffee with just a shit load of like caramel
know, chocolate, well, you ever see those videos where they get like 40 sugars.
And it's just somebody filming it and it's like half the cup.
Some shit like that.
It's going to inflate you.
Do that would be so bad.
Your teeth would start rotting faster than soda or deviant art is alcohol.
I love alcohol.
That's another tea could drink and straight beers.
No beers aren't the method because a beer fills you.
Here's the filling drink, comparable to other alcohols.
You'd want to do a cocktail, mixed cocktails.
And then you get drunk, you need to eat,
see that's also a thing in the United States.
Alcoholics tend to be obese or overweight,
because they get really drunk,
and that's a lot of calories.
And to get less drunk,
they need to eat a lot of carb-based fatty foods,
to bring them down and fill their stomach and their hungry and they're not noticing
how much they're eating. So you're just like perpetually getting fatter and fatter.
And then when you're fatter you need a drink more to feel drunk so they're drinking
even more liquid calories gaining more weight and eating more when they're done.
It's always been there. It's like scaling for me. It causes cancer, destroys families
and makes you. All right. He says cause cancer. Now I get a fucking put it to the side.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, you got- why you got to run into vibrate, guys.
I'm fat.
Honey, I'm- I'm worried about your alcohol abuse.
Alcohol abuse?
I would never- I'd love alcohol.
Any speedrunner worth their salt is familiar with the power of alcohol.
It has four properties that make it essential for any obesity speedrunner.
Oh my god, and you know what I hate the most, is fucking Nickelob Altro's
marketing tactic of saying, mmm, the premium light beer, 95 counts.
25 calories the average beer's like a hundred a tall 120
It's like they're like the premium life beer. It's like five calories less
And I have friends that are like well 20 beers in I'm saving the hundred calories
I'm like yo
So what like why am I opting to drink piss when I could drink something that's
better tasting and mildly more calcoric lead
mildly more
In how many calories it has or color intensity 20 beers is 20 beers. Yeah, 25 calories over fucking five beers
Wait, like let me Google that how many calories is a 12 ounce what's like a what's like a like what's a high calorie beer by Yingling
140
See there we go that's fair 12 ounce Yingling, but that's like a dark beer like a dinner
logger. Nobody's getting drunk on young lanes. How many calories is a 12 ounce
course life? 102. So it's seven calories less. Like that's not a good marketing
tactic. Then again, I'm sitting here glazing a beer that's marketing tactic is
that it's cold.
One, alcohol stops fat from burning. Your body is an ignorant, sober-tard and
cease alcohol as a harmful substance, and prioritizes burning it before dipping in your fat
stores.
Since alcohol can't be saved for later, because I'd get to it.
Since alcohol can't be saved for later, your liver drops everything to process it, meaning
all the actual food you ate gets shoved straight into fat storage.
Two, alcohol is high in calories.
Once it hits your system, alcohol becomes ethanol about seven calories per gram, which
is almost double what carbs your protein can give you.
A single shot of 80 proof vodka has about 100 calories,
but most people chase demon juice with mixers,
a Roman coat can be 200 calories,
and a fruit.
A shot of vodka is 100 calories.
Bro, I'm not even lying.
I thought vodka, I thought vodka,
I thought a shot of vodka was like 10.
100 calories for a shot of vodka.
So a double vodka red bull
is like 400 calories.
Pretty mixed drink is even better.
A standard pina colata can run you up 500 calories.
So you should probably focus on sugar and mixed drinks
to mask the yucky taste and inflate your intake.
Three, alcohol makes you feel hungry.
Who's toggle off your appetite regulation hormones?
So your brain can get tricked into thinking you're starving,
which leads me to four alcohol makes you pray salty and greasy foods.
It can cause blood sugar levels to drop, triggering cravings for high
should. Oh, you need a quit nicotine. If you're a nicotine addict,
to get really fat to you need a quit nicotine, because nicotine is an
appetite nicotine and caffeine are appetites of presence. So that's why
like a lot of countries with like higher cigarette smokers tend to be
skinnier. Your high fat foods further helping weight gain. If you're
serious about obesity, start going to happy hour, get hungover every day, less motivation
to exercise means more time to stat calories.
From now, you wouldn't want to get hungover because when you're hungover, you don't really
eat because you're just like, so in like a large estate, you're not really doing anything.
And then less you're just scarfing down food to try and feel better, but a lot of
the time you're like nauseous.
Remember the ghost to minimize calories burned and what is the best Zin flavor stream?
Yeah, man. Let me just rip that real quick. I just do fucking 15 cans of Zins and then get next second pass out on stream
All right next one's winner green
I'm like manually breathing
I'll be terrible.
Activized calories gained, so under no circumstances should you be using stairs, walking
to the bathroom, or hitting the gym.
Grocery source understand the elite competition behind obesity speed running.
That's why they offered motorized thrones so you can glide past produce without wasting a
single calorie.
Don't enter a Walmart with the gross you list only make purchases based on impulse.
back up on chips and dips and when you get home each straight from the bag you'll
underestimate how many cool-range Doritos are I mean straight from the bag bro
that I don't even think that's like an obesity tactic I feel like that's just straight
of efficiency who the fuck is portioning out Doritos that's crazy if I'm opening a
family size bag of Doritos I mean out of the bag until I go I've had about 30 rapid
up. I'm not counting either. I'm just eating them, you know, and
tell him like, man, I don't really want anymore. Same thing with
cheesets. Cheesets, it's like you've had, I'm not working at
how many cheesets is in a serving. I have no fucking idea. I'm
just eating cheesets until I don't want to eat cheesets anymore.
So you've been here to be two. It could be 20. It could be a
hundred. Old and so you'll just keep going at it until the
the bag's empty. Okay, I keep hearing this thing where nutritionists love well. I wouldn't guess
if cheese is serving as 12. That's like triscuits. Like a serving of triscuits is like four.
Cheese is probably like 30. What is a serving of cheeses? 27 of regular cheeses.
talking about the plate method. They say it's healthy, wrong. The plate method is actually when
you finish your plate regardless if you're full or not. And if you can't finish your plate,
try smoking a certain substance that demonetizes my channel and nullifies the hormone that regulates
appetite stimulation. I saved this portion of the video for last since it's the most controversial
and not only the speedrunning community, but also the Olympics medication. Not gonna lie,
I can't recommend the strategy since it's sort of the cheat code,
but certain medications can cause weight gain or change body fat distribution.
What, like fuck up your thyroid or something? Like, what medication makes you gain weight rapidly.
Often leading to metabolic complications.
So please talk to your local shaman before taking pharmaceuticals. Just don't tell him I sent you.
Diabetes medication can increase appetite while decreasing anabolic effects.
basically turning your temple into a hungrier, less efficient calorie burning machine.
Anti-depressants can create a bit of a cycle.
It takes steroids, but don't work out.
Well, they can improve emotional well-being, which is great.
But sometimes they can make people feel it more relaxed about eating and can slow down how the body
burns calories. So, someone might start feeling better emotionally.
Notice some weight change and then feel frustrated, which makes them reach for more comfort
and rely on more medication. It's the same story with anti-cycotic steroids and hormonal
medication for the 6% of ladies out there. Hi. Birth control is known to increase cravings,
water retention, and change fat distribution, and mess with metabolism. So you could, you know,
I've heard for the women in my chat. Tell me if this is true. I've heard that women on birth
control can have a very different attraction to their partner when they're not. So they
always say if you want to know if you want to be with somebody, get off birth control
because when you're not on it you might be physically repulsed by the person that you are
currently into. I got to Google that. Just birth control change how who you're attracted to.
They can alter attraction by suppressing natural hormone cycles and shifting preferences
for masculine partners towards more nurturing cooperative types, which can believe
to relationship mismatches if contraception is stopped later. Wow.
Consider hopping on that, purely with the enforcer saying women that are on Perth's
controller are attracted to chuds. Tension to gain weight.
Oh, so you're saying at the end of the day, just remember to load up and go out and you should
be well on your way to speed running obesity. I had a lot of fun collaborating on the cancer
So I've called in a few more favors and Ellie Andrews and Satan have made another rap dedicated to gaining weights, so uh give a give a give a little listen
My eyes gone, you look at him and go next to the side
He said he's born to the line, my comfy chair
Think that elevator up down, never the stairs
Stay so good, stay flicking like you just don't care
Make some of pre-forant ways, you see it on the scale
Looks above your face, get the blood, it's hot, think got a finish
She's playing, but your grandma's watching away
School, you two, cause it's better than walking away
And town for some rest in your ex, I'll call for school
I loved that, what a video, gully ray, gas and brow.
The rat thinking of a three, you maybe feel good lately, lately lost my cousin to suicide.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
So that's everything for the answer.
Rip in the chat.
Bath and D over the snap back off at the side of the contract, thank you to the five.
Bibes up, played ghosts and sushi, no listening is awesome.
Take you to the long gaps.
Well, I'm able to entertain you, bro.
Hope ghosts and sushi, miss gone while.
Raw rain, cheese and batonium at the sub, Jackson Jake, men's rogues at the sub turkey
to the three certified for the three at the sub.
Or B22 Jackson is even the something taking the five. All right. Yeah, we're cool. Not there. I'm gonna put some remaining in the gaming right on end
But outside of that chat, it was W stream which had to pop out the other thing is your boss gives you the play of it
So I'm giving so shout it out. That's the name of the last game's like play
tomorrow. I'm gonna be live at one we're doing the S&P for like probably two hours into some random games
Maybe the guys need some group shit
Sunday. I'll probably be live around two doing reacts
Monday S&P
in high-tail as well. Probably start with high-tail. We'll probably be live around two.
High-tail, maybe in the SNP and like a event shed on the SNP.
Two-fand-not-live. One-says horror games of the quarantine zone. Probably one quarantine zone
segment as well. Thursday because I really do want to be back in. Thursday,
I'm not live. Friday's React Saturday at actually got the P and a Brovey Brove with
useF. Then we have a steak stream coming up soon. More quarantine zone. How
dropping we got a VR stream soon. First week of February is a bit weird. The second
time of the 9th I'll be like on an off stream. We have a charity stream the first for
PCR app, Palestinian children's relief fund, our Palestine Children's relief fund, late February
we're doing a group stream for HA and then F Cancer and March. Mark for the sub 10th
take it for the three. It's a good bar for 10% off for your shipping to be honest. I forgot
the product you're promoting now, came ourselves. I cover the sub. Yeah, appreciate y'all
chat. Let's fucking rate. I'm ratein' big poth, BP, big puffer, bro.
It's fucking go. He's playing the new season of Marvel rivals, I'm big poth.
Alright, chat.
We're gonna close the camera.
Goodbye, everybody. I will see you guys tomorrow. Peace!