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I love that fucking song, hello everybody, let it get.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday everybody, we're late.
My apologies for that woke up a bit late
Fuck I also just dropped the tea bag
String into my tea anyways woke up a little bit late. I was supposed to work out before I streamed in it up meal prepping
They came a whole thing shabang were here. It's late. We're late. I'm late. My apologies. It's a reactated a dub
We also might be doing some personality tests later
you guys have been asking me to take a political contest and I think at the end of
the stream we're going to take three tests. So we're going to do the Myers-Brig personality
test, the political contest test, and a philosopher personality test. And I think it would be
really cool if everybody takes it at the same time. So we're able to see what we each get.
I think that would be fun, but that'll be at the end of the react day. Why not of the videos
themselves. It's Rui Sinette, love this guy. Just came out with this video. The world's smallest
apartment 16 square foot call in Homo Hong Kong's dark reality. I think we've watched videos
about what is the name of the city in China. I don't think it's Hong Kong. It might be a city
within Hong Kong, Kalloon. I think that's an actual city. I don't know if that's within Hong Kong,
but Colun's walled city in China. It is in Hong Kong. It's right outside. So maybe that is about that.
We've seen a video about Calun, but I think it was more informative than somebody actually going there and interviewing the people that live there.
So I think this will be really fun to watch or not fun informative.
How are you even supposed to prepare for Jeopardy anyway? We were really to watch this on Friday, but we didn't end up having time.
I tried New York City scan restaurants.
I'll be a fun video.
I was just in New York.
Bad driving's become normalized.
If we have time, we're going to watch a chilling scares video about the ocean as well.
If count will save her for the next react day.
And then we have these three personality tests that we're going to do.
After that, if we come out, I've even more time.
We'll run some gaming, but I don't think we will.
Monday tomorrow, I'm going to be live early at like two-ish.
We're probably going to do high tail to start out stream for like the first three hours.
Might run a mine craft event after that and then maybe some gaming with the guys as well
So it'll probably be a longer stream the Maro choose them. Not live Wednesday. We're going to do horror games random games into a long
Quarantine zone play through
We might even play Quarantine zone the Maro. I don't really know
Thursday. I'm not live Friday's reaction Saturday's going to be Friday's reaction
I also go over the Etsy review and order those products to be might do that Sunday as well
I don't know it depends how many reviews are not reviews how many suggestions we have and if they're good or not
Also if you have any Etsy products you want me to order for an Etsy review video send those in the Etsy fat video
So I have the obsession as well Saturday S&P Brovee Brovee Brovee you see us if and then we'll go from there
Calmart's dropping soon but to other games dropping soon a lot of random games just came out
We have a PCRF Palestine shells with a really fun charity string February 1st in like a week and a half
or two weeks, actually like two weeks in a day or something.
And then I'm like on and off stream the second to the ninth.
I got a fortnight tournament.
We're going to be vlogging for two or three videos.
So it will be like bouncing back and forth.
But while I'm off, I'm not, it's not like a vacation.
I'll be filming shit.
John, thank you to the 10 gifted subs though.
Thank you to the 10 gifted.
It's Quicks and Andy for the sub nine ball.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Samantha for the sub.
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lunch take it to the three are the five got them and that's a morning tattoo today
it's time to be somebody ways like your content taking too much. I hope that you liked it that's
soon. I hope it wasn't painful. Thank you for the five best in bait thank you for the sublife
of the sub air thank you for the five. Do you collect finals? No, not take it for the subcarner
or no baby for the sub d and irs for the sub-drin and wolf fan. Thank you for the five gift it's easy
ABCTJ sunny and daddy for the sub. I was into the sub wolf thank you for the five so it's a lot of the
stream Jim and I'll order for the sub hipster at the cold to move me for the sub dark
reality for the tier tier one for 23 months. It's length of the sub Nick a demo 2006 in
Milan if the sub hersheen will in Paula King Bob dog man David Avery and many of the
sub O. T. Alladia lucky for the sub pin taken to three. Wow. I was talking fast. Anyways.
Anyways, chat. Yeah, we're so a bit of reacted today. We were maybe going to play quarantine
But we ended up getting not that many reacts on Friday, so I feel like we should do reacts today.
I don't know, but we have been doing a shitload of gaming as well.
I've been like on, I feel like if you look at my Twitch tracker normally, it's like 50-50.
I feel like this January, it's been like, yeah, majority gaming.
Chat, we're only a 32% point 32.9% just chatting.
We need to get that number up.
While 7% of my streams this month have been the Joker's game.
The worst game we've ever played.
Oh my god.
I was on forgot for 2.5 hours.
Jesus, my brother's 3.5, that makes sense.
Where's our creators?
I was only on our graders for a half hour of sneak.
Yes dude, yeah, I'm telling you, our creators has been bad to me.
I have not gotten out of a raid in like fucking a week.
Like I think I've just been losing, losing, I've just been donating my gear to our creators
community members.
It's been fucking awful, well, I gotta fucking take this tea bag out, take a sip of tea,
We're gonna go and check the Nutcracker mug
I'm a little nutty. I look very pale. Do I look sickly?
Jesus, I need to go to the tanning bed. I
I'm so pale
You guys ever get nervous for the first sip of a hot drink like when you get hot chocolate and
And you're like holding the outside and you're like it's warm, but I have no idea how hot this isn't until I test it.
And then it burns the shit out of your mouth.
The roof of your mouth, but eating hot pizza.
Anyways, Bobo and Ark for the sub-lead master, Bobo, over the sub-jowsky of the 8.
One of your opinion on balancing with Zah is your busy stream often, but you admit you smoke off.
I don't smoke off and I eat edibles often.
I'm 16 very successful with e-commerce, right?
And 100K, months already noticed the last 78 months.
I've gotten more in the ZOT too much,
11-answered, and it's easy to get good income.
It's not hard, it's hard to knock you in sometimes.
Love your context, it's what I'm going to do and my shoes.
I don't know, I think like, I mean, dude,
you're, I am addicted to marijuana.
Like, I outwardly say that.
I don't have a problem with it, so I'm not like,
perceiving it as something that it,
Who do you have on the Patriots, Texans match?
Patriots.
So I don't know, like, I think there's a big difference.
Right, there's people that don't use marijuana.
There's people that use marijuana infrequently.
There's people that are stoners.
And then there's people that are chronic stoners that are high 24
seven.
I think if you're like, not getting shit done because you're high,
you're a bum.
Right, like, I'm a stoner, but I don't think I'm a bum.
Right, like there's a lot of stoners that like the classic like old person that's like
Oh, you're on marijuana like they're call you a stoner. It's like cheating chong level stoner right like they get nothing done
I think that's the difference
I still don't think it's healthy for you, but I mean what are you saying like what what are you doing my shoes?
I think you're 16. I don't think you should smoke lead and I think smoking in general's terrible for you
Um, I feel guilty every time I smoke. I'll say that. I don't really feel guilty eating
animals because it's still weed. It's not good for your like brain, but it's not carcinogenic.
It's not a carcinogen, right? When you're inhaling marijuana, you're smoking weed,
you're basically increasing your odds of getting cancer and dying at a young age. And one
cancer is like one of the most horrible or one of the worst cancers you could get. Very hard to
survive one cancer. Very hard to survive one cancer. A lot different than like skin cancer
or something like that, where like if you catch it early, like if you get lung cancer, that's
like bad news, like really bad news. Like, I mean, obviously all cancers bad news, but like
getting lung cancer is like, you're, that's very bad. That and smoking also increases your
you're out to getting a heart attack.
There's a million reasons.
It decreases your odds of living a long life.
So don't smoke.
It's what I would say.
Wait until your older eat animals.
It's up to you.
Pump thinking of the four master bubble,
thinking of the sub, hunter, and hung for the sub,
a zab, and over the sub, pin, take it to the three.
See if the sub, no, it's taking it to the 50th year's
but he's dead, possible.
Oh, what's the best song to do it in theoretically?
What's the best song to throw a dead possum in a night club?
I don't know if I'd ever been asked that.
Something on a bass drop.
Wait, what's the one where it's like,
put your hands up, hands up.
It's like, take you to the max.
Put your hands up, is this it?
That is not it.
You know what I'm talking about? It's like some rave song. It's like put your hands up
You hold the dead pops in the air put your hands up and stuff and everybody's like what does that guy holding?
Then on the bass stop you just chuck it in the air
You think it would be not somebody you know that should put it before
That should would not be like that would not be like a bouncy ball
You know it like raves where there'd be like punch in balls and balloons in the air and shit
There's an area of a splat on the fucking floor nobody's catching that. I'll even give the sub fire
But the three one even the sub right. Thank you for the five
Sapphire thank you for the five
Don't know if you talked about it yet me thoughts on Trump's visa pause
Sorry if it's political. I mean brother we're taking a political competent contest escalators without you, you know, don't apologize
I've not heard that he paused visas.
Did he like pause all visas?
What do you mean?
Like, if you have a visa, you're not allowed in the United States?
What if you're somebody that has a visa currently in the US?
Jump in the South.
I don't know about that.
Not taking it to the three.
Um, hey, hello, Joe.
This is Lyndon's.
This account user mother and he recently took his life and he wanted to let me.
You know that he truly loved you in that for a while.
You healed his heart in mind.
Now that he's gone, it's hard to move on,
but thank you for helping my boy.
Is that real?
I mean, I,
sorry, I'm not, pull up.
Let me pull up their user.
But it's very sad, man.
I tried to tell you some to get help multiple times, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that he took his life.
I don't really know what to say, I'm sorry.
He was in my chat like multiple days telling me he was going to kill himself, I kept
I'm sorry, I'm gonna get help.
I mean, there's nothing I could really say.
I'm sorry.
There you go.
I hope you're all right.
I'm sorry to the loss here, son.
Wow.
Kill the sub, WZ and Axel of the sub.
Josh, you gave me the 15 inch of buddies.
what it is, is mostly in the brain.
Right now I don't smoke during workers.
I'm sorry I'm moving past that, by the way.
It's just, and I keep getting messages like that,
and I'm not trying to sound fucked up when I say this,
and I'm truly sorry if this is disrespectful.
I've done like four messages like that recently,
and part of me is like, is that,
is this like somebody pretending to be their mom?
Like, I just don't know,
for real?
Yeah, I mean, I've read them on stream.
I'm just like, I feel like this keeps happening.
There's no, I mean, maybe it's just,
it just is happening.
That's so sad.
But it's like, this just keeps happening, man.
Please get help.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I mean, like, looking at,
I, he, he, his type of message is a week ago.
And I kept telling him to get help.
Captain, I'm going to get help.
And it was for days, like even before,
Captain, I'm going to get help.
Man, please.
Get help.
If you're going through something, get help.
So I could really say, I just don't know.
Anyways, Joan, chill for the sub-WC
for the sub-actual for the sub-JowC
to take you to the 50-hundred-bodies.
What it is, is mostly in the plain fog.
Right now, I don't smoke during worker school,
It's a very important putting me all very educated and we just aren't waking up feeling so out of the first three hours
I'm wearing how do you deal that mostly I admire all right, Mitt that I always given because of the situation
I live good in a very healthy outside of weed sometimes it's hard to say no
But have you jeopardize your work or events you tend to fit for it now
No, if I've somewhere to be or something to do I'm not getting high
That's that that's where it's bad probably to the right of the five I still have caught a good 21 every time I get a something important
done should I come back man this is questions for doctor questions for doctor not
Joe Bart so I'm an S&P for the sub after rent for the sub five thinking for the
five are you today all right how are you case on Marius for the sub dog think of
the thousand but he said four year sub dub that's to be an afterwards for the
sub please stop asking me questions on your health for the love of God if you are
a chronic smoker ask your doctor ask your doctor don't ask Joe Bart if you
You should fucking start working out and taking a certain supplement and giving up a habit
of smoking weed and eating chocolate.
Like, why are you asking me that?
Rizy and Cisco for the sub.
If I were thinking of the five gift hits,
thank them if we get something even the five gift hits did
for the sub.
As well.
But yeah,
but I'm sorry,
the last pass that message is just,
I don't know, like,
what am I, what do I say to that?
Read for the sub,
David for the sub.
I'm telling a guy to get help,
you know,
every day.
He keeps coming to my chat saying he's going to take his life
and like, hey man,
you need to get help.
Like it's the last thing that I say.
And then his mom comes in and tells me that he killed him.
He killed himself.
like I just don't know, I mean sad,
but it's like, and then I just feel like,
like I didn't do what I was supposed to do,
but it's like, what am I gonna do?
You know what I mean?
Like there's all that I could do
to say, hey man, your life's worth living,
get help, please.
So,
I mean it's sad, but
and I try to look at the best,
but like just with how many people,
and I'm not saying this person did it.
It's just like, because I do so much mental health
advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat
and fake being suicidal is absurd.
And like, I really don't want to say it.
But it's like, there are people in my chat
that have fake killing themselves.
I've gone in my chat, because I'm saying,
there's actually no shot, eight times in a row,
They had their, they wrote in a note that their mom needed to come in my Twitch chat donate deaths and tell me like they're doing it for like I'm not saying oh I'm not doubting that it's it's been real like there was a kid of my chat that had cancer told me about it had given me a long story and he died and it was so sad and you probably seen a clip of it and his dad came in my chat and let me know and it was very sweet and it was sad that that kid passed right like that was not clip farming that was like a true interaction
of like, hey, this kid had cancer and he had gone through it for months on end and his
condition got worse. He got put on hospice. He was selling me how his condition was. But then
there's times where like stuff like that happens and it's like, I want to react and already
I'm kind of like numb to it, but I don't know whether or not that's real because part of me's like,
how do I know that this person isn't just doing this in a means that's like, hey, I'm just trying to
You know what I mean?
Like, how do I say it and not sound like an asshole?
Like, I can't.
It's like, there are people that fake killing themselves
for attention, and they do it online,
and they poses their parents,
and they come in and say that they kill themselves.
I'm not saying that this is that situation.
It's just like, I'm now like,
this is happened like multiple times.
So I just don't know who's real and who's not,
and it sucks, because I'm such a mental advocate.
I had one of my mods kill themselves.
I've had multiple friends kill themselves.
I'm such a suicide prevention advocate,
but there's people that are like goblins
that fake being suicidal
because they feign on that attention.
And then they fake kill themselves
and pretend to be their, this happens.
They fake kill themselves, pretend to be their family members
and then feign on like the attention on that too.
So I just don't know who's actually,
so it's like I have to take all of these situations as real,
but it's like I can't tell which is real and what's not.
Like it's not even just me.
A kid did this in Chris's chat.
Like it happens in big streamers, smaller streamers,
motherfuckers will fake their lives
to a Twitch streamer for the purpose of getting attention.
So I just can't tell, like I'm always trying to take it
as real, but then it's like, okay, some of these, I just don't know what's actually happening.
Sorry, don't apologize. I'm just saying like I want to take them all seriously, but I just don't
know which are real and which is not. It's okay, Joe, we understand this situation, but it is true.
Well, I'm sorry for the loss of your son. I'm not saying that you're faking it. I'm just saying
I keep getting these types of messages, and I don't know how to respond if that makes sense.
Like, you gotta keep in mind, I'm not like a therapist or a psychiatrist, man.
Like, I'm 23-year-old Twitch streamer.
The amount of people that tell me they want to kill themselves on a daily gets overwhelming.
And I try my best, and I feel terrible that your son took his life.
But it's like, I don't know what else I could have done.
Like I told him to get help every day for like he was coming into my chat every day and it got to a point where it was like man
You're not listening to me like you're just not listening to me like he would just say the same thing over and over again get like
Monk like small closure and I just felt like I it's sad
Who's for the four
All right, sorry. I'm just not, I don't want this to become like the next 30 minutes of I want I want I have a good stream today. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the loss here. I'm sorry. That's all I can say. Who's taken to the four?
Happy birthday, brother. Not the time. I kind of read the room type of situation.
Case and thank you to the three don't care last. Thank you to the three don't care
Fall on for the sub count. Thank you to five majority people that are saying they're going to have slash
I've killed themselves are lying for attention. I don't think you should feel like an asshole for calling it out of a take. Yeah
I know but I don't know if it's fake
I'm not saying this one but I'm saying in any situation where that happens
I can't tell if it's real or not
So it's like I just have to treat them like it's real and that's why they know that so then they like there's like the
the goblins of the earth that feen on that because it's like, oh, this is a definitive
I'm going to get attention for this.
That's why I always say if you're in a relationship with somebody that threatens to take
their own life if you leave them, leave them in an instant.
And do not feel bad about it at all because that is the most minute manipulative thing
somebody could ever do is to threaten to kill themselves if you leave them.
for the sub-staying of the sub.
I advocate for them to get help,
but like my god, man, food of thinking of the three.
Feel like people forget that you're philosophy major,
not a psychologist.
No, people actually don't know the difference.
Like the amount of people that say on a psychology major
or don't know the difference between philosophy
and psychology's and saying,
and even if I was a psychology degree,
I would have a BA.
I'm not a professional therapist.
So, Zaddy invariant over the sub-teen at thinking
of the same gift, it's Tyler over the sub,
a game thinking of the three trips, even the sub.
Please don't send bets right now.
I'm sorry, please do not send this. Please do not send this. Please do not send this.
Mods pin that. All right. But yeah, all I'm going to say is for not a savages mother or father. I'm sorry for the loss of your son. That is terrible.
Please get help if you're going through something suicide is not the answer to your problems. That is all that I could say
I can't really do much outside of that. He did what help, but he didn't know how I'm kept saying that it's not working
But in my opinion, I felt like he was lost. Well, all people that are going through depression are lost
All people that are going through suicidal thoughts are lost. It's it's I'm not saying it's your son's fault. It's not
But it's like it means of getting him help, you know
Taylor and so you've a sub, but yeah
That's sad, all right.
Let's move on.
Grink over the sub, turning in pop, and it's sad.
Let's move on.
Let's lock in.
What's the lineup?
We already showed.
We did not want to do that.
We already showed in the lineup.
World's most apartments in,
in Hong Kong's dark reality 16 foot,
square foot, coffin homes,
hard even to put some prayer for jeopardy,
near-aciddy scam restaurants,
bad driving to become normalized,
then we're taking three personality tests,
chattel, take them alongside us,
if you want, I'll link them when we take them.
Tomorrow, SMP,
well actually tomorrow we're starting with I-Tail,
at like two,
into maybe an SMP event,
into maybe some random games,
quarantine zones or group games.
Tuesday not live,
Wednesday, random horror games, random games,
quarantine them Thursday, on not line,
Friday's reacts Saturday, S&P, and a Brody Brell
with UCF, Sunday reacts, state, collab, playing
roadblocks like 430.
Next Monday, S&P, fighting the Adder Dragon
will go from there.
You have any of these, have a lot of skills
to play with the SSR, and give SSR to stop.
Tell your Tony Grinkle pop.
Choose and eclipse for the sub.
What's a Brody Brell, a gaming day where
you see who's the better gamer?
I'm doing one against useF, and then Edward Sin.
I have to download this video that my editor has just sent me.
The best of 2025 video in the middle of January.
Best of 2025.
So we'll post that at some point.
I don't know one.
Up, I see Jericho actively typing to me right now.
So he's probably going to say, he's probably
to send me nine videos at once.
That's in 2022, except at this point.
Pass on it just to the next bit.
All right.
Chat lock in every editor in the world's messaging right now. I'm gonna crash out. I'm gonna crash out preventing a crash out
preventing a crash out preventing a crash out preventing a crash out preventing a crash out live
right now can't respond live all right lock in
lock in editor yo bro can grow my thumbnail editor can't spell and I love him brother
Learn how to spell. He spelled tomorrow just now T-O-M-A-R-R-O-W
You spelled gas, G-A-S-S.
Javani for the sub-shagging,
Pablo for the sub-P-N, and Clebson,
Criesy for you for the sub.
All right.
Lock in, chat.
The world's smallest department,
16 square foot, coffin,
arms, Hong Kong's, dark reality.
Lock in, chat, type locked in.
Let's go.
Small of departments.
They are only 16 square feet in size,
feed in size and they are known as coffin homes. Inside, it's impossible to stand up or
even stretch your arms. Some aren't even wider than the resident shoulders or longer than
their body. Despite this, these coffins are utilized as a living room, a kitchen and a bedroom
at the same time. Hong Kong has had the world's most expensive housing market for 14 years,
around 200,000 or 14 years. How much do you think these coffin homes even cost?
Because this would be like cheaper or poor living.
This would be like a shoe box apartment in New York, but worse.
For people who have no choice.
No, not 50 bucks. It's still probably really expensive.
Because you got to think, chat, like, Hong Kong is the equivalent of, like, New York in pricing.
So for the people living there, I don't think it's like a thousand dollars.
No, I think it's probably pretty cheap for, like, what the average cost of an apartment is in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong, but like New York dude, people will have a shared bathroom in like a fucking 50 square foot apartment
and they're still spending hundreds of dollars, like 800.
But to live in New York, I mean, I don't really know, it depends what part of New York here and as well.
This is one of the richest cities in the world, and we're going to witness all these people survive here.
Some people have to live together in a single coffin, and some even barely fit inside their own homes.
In this documentary, we'll also spend a full day with holy shit!
I mean, that's gotta be like, dude, at that point, you have to go to a doctor to get
your toenails fixed.
Because you see how thick it's gotten, like you can't just cut that off, right?
Confin' home resident who has lived in miserable conditions for 16 years.
First, we're starting with the most comfortable one.
Each floor in this building has 20 to 30 compensized subdivided apartments.
This building was not originally designed like this, but through a legal, I mean, why is the hallway?
Oh, because they illegally renovated it. I was going to say, why is the hallway not walkable?
Why do you have to crouch down to just go through the halls? Is there an apartment right there?
Oh, my god, was this like a 10 for apartment that they made like 15 floors?
And then just like fucking just mangled the whole building up to just fit more and more places like this
But through illegal renovations, he's put this floor horizontally into tooth squeezing in an extra
They split it horizontally into two level to fit more people inside
That's why the ceiling height is incredibly low
Rom for what did that mean vertically into two?
Like, they turned one floor into two floors.
It's been split in half to create two levels.
This is Coco's home.
She's been living here alone for 10 years.
Thankfully, I have a win.
10 years?
No.
Normally, often homes don't have one.
A fridge, a TV, that's it.
Because if this place is small, I can't have much.
It seems a cockroach got trapped and died inside her rice cooker.
I've seen three paws.
people pass away in these rooms when the people of stairs close to their doors.
It's a bit difficult to know when they pass away.
Oh my god, don't tell me it's the smell.
Because there's so many people around you, you don't know if somebody's dead until they're
fucking like it just reeks and your neighbor like three doors down is just dead.
They start to smell.
We call the police.
The power goes too high.
So it's easy to catch fire.
a coffin whom we're about to visit,
would feel worse than a prison.
But first, let's peel back the walls.
Now we're faced with dozens of people,
pack-flights already.
Oh my God, man.
Do you think that it's still cheaper to live like this
than get somewhere that's out of a city and commute in?
Because these people have jobs in Hong Kong.
Like I understand their poor,
but I feel like you would still have a better place
if you lived outside.
But I don't know the layout of like outside of Hong Kong,
like it's still might be pretty expensive.
Like it might be all or nothing, you know what I mean?
Like if you're outside of Hong Kong,
you might only be able to get like a house.
Face with dozens of people,
pack-flike sardines, and 800 square foot apartment
is divided into 30, coffin-sized units.
These homes like windows for fresh air or even sunlight,
and inside each claustrophobic closet
is a person silently battling depression and anxiety
26 people live here and the smell is yeah, there's no feeling of hominess. You know what I mean?
Like when you when you finally get back to your apartment, you're like, uh, you could relax like you can't chill
Because you can't even lay down flat on your back like you have to curl in a ball to sleep
Oh, well me the corridor is so now that they use the ladder as a shurek
people are stacked like I wonder what I mean I don't know like he might
talk about it but do you think there's like robberies here or like levels of
stealing you might be I don't know cuz if you stole from your neighbor they
probably know you did it but there's so many people in this region they don't
know who as long as you don't show the item yeah cuz you just have your shoes
outside like I could just fucking steal your shoes you'd never now people
or stacked like bricks here.
Oh, hello.
I want him to be a living here.
Oh my god, smoking cigarettes and that can find space.
Holy shit. Now everything you own just reeks of cigarettes.
Look, there's one more guy in.
So you get to get it?
Yes.
Is he your husband?
My boyfriend.
They live in a space where even one person can hardly fit along the wall.
Yo, levels of intimacy here too.
here too. I'm not trying to like bring that up, but I mean, that's just like a genuine conversation, man.
They're dating. They want to have like a romantic night. You know, you're just here in that shit.
No, seriously. Like you're just hearing that shit. Like you're the guy below them, like the
fucking ceiling just shaking balls. Hooks hold clothes, bags, and personal items. Like it's
thin. It's not even like insolative walls, chat. This is like a wooden board and then drywall.
Like, if your three doors down,
somebody can be playing a show on TV and you'd hear it.
One side of the headboard doubles as an all-purpose shelf
while the doors pack with electronics and cables.
Cleaning supplies and bottles are stored at the bottom.
There has to be fires constantly here.
They're trash, the towel they use,
fast-food packaging, all within inches of the pillow.
They lay their head on.
Because there is no window-trop-dust-final boss,
you know, you just get, you get the stomach virus,
You just start shit in your pants. Oh my god, you'd smell anything
You're trying to sleep in
They're making fucking like onions of the floor above you here. They use a start crying fan to cool down
She has a short haircut to prevent herself from getting too hot in the coffin. Where's the bathroom? It's probably shared bathroom. I'll just in
I mean, that's not uncommon like their New York City apartments most big city apartments have like shared bathroom apartments
I would hope that it's like multiple stalls though, not just like one fucking bathroom.
Ohms.
You don't have ventilation and I would have a test bottle though, for sure.
Like if I, if I, I would assume most men probably do, if they live in this apartment,
like in the middle of the night, you're not gonna like get up to like leave the apartment
to go past, like you're just passing in the bottle, even at dumping it out later date.
Confidence.
You don't have ventilation, and the air quality is bad here.
I'll do your leave like this.
I don't mind, whatever.
How do you change your clothes in this such a small place?
I have to bend and twist.
It takes 10 minutes.
What is it like to live here?
It's difficult.
Lots of things might even.
Yeah, I wanted to say, like,
are these bug bifes on her legs or like a rash of sorts?
Because it looks like she has bad bugs.
How do you change your clothes in these such a sphere?
It's difficult. Lots of things might even look what is this.
Let's not bad source chat. That sort of is like what old people have.
Bed bugs. This is a huge host. So she has bed bugs.
Problem. Yeah. Why do you mean? Why do she have bed bugs in a jar?
She like picking them up. Oh my god. She just has bed bugs in her bed at all times.
All low fives are everywhere. Look how many I caught. They suck blood.
But bed bugs can cause people to get anemia by biting their very common tests in sub-devided departments.
A female bed bug can lay up to 500 eggs in her lifetime.
That bugs are here, little, can you see that?
Holy shit, dude, this is worse than sleeping outside.
This is worse than sleeping outside.
Even if it's like air-conditioned air-ventilated, like you're just dude, you're literally living in a box of bugs just in your life.
just spawning on you. 500 per mother, you want to be able to get sleep. Dude,
they're just going to be eating you alive. Miss Lee went out to get, this is not
here. Sanitary, I mean, it's beyond not sanitary. It looks like they're doing all
that they can, but it's like, even if you washed your sheets and like cleansed
your box, the neighbor above you could just have bed bugs and then they're going
to come into your apartment because you're so close to everybody then unless
you fumigated the entire apartment, you're still just getting, there's no point.
That's good, and came back.
She grabs a chair, and their tiny bed turns into a dining table for a moment.
And what about what's discussed then?
These homes, the internet, is almost as important as electricity and water.
For most residents, their cell phones are all they have in terms of entertainment.
What is your job?
I'm a part 10 cleaner.
How much do you earn per month?
$650 US dollars.
She on $650 a month. What is the minimum wage in China? I know she said she's part-time
But what is she working 10 hours like there's no way?
650 a month
650 a month that what is that 12 it'd be 6,500 to 1200
uh
1200 plus a foul way way way chat. Let me do the math here. I don't need a calculator
6,500, 600 plus 600, 1200, so that'd be 72 hundred plus another thousand be 8th house due to the odd year.
I'm right. You guys are wrong, right? You guys have the 655 times 12. Oh my god, it's 7800.
$650.
$650?
$650, $650 is $650.
$650 is $1200.
So that'd be...
$650?
$650 is $650 is $650.
It's $50 plus $50, not $500 plus $500, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm like, it's the red, it's a weed ring for your unit chat. I needed a visualized $320 per
$320 a month. See chat. I said it was going to be expensive
$320 isn't bad for an apartment. That'd be like a goddamn steel and a half
320 for a 16 square foot box is horrible. Half of her income is going to rent.
20 US dollars per month. So half of your income goes to this 16 square feet unit.
I don't have anywhere else to live. People who live at the lower levels of the
coffin homes are like here because they can use this area for storage.
They can put their shoes and their clothes. It's like extra space, but the ones on the upper
But level are on my chair.
They really struggle with this space.
And it happens to everything inside that coffee.
Now, we're visiting those upper units
in a different subdivided apartment.
He's pro like you know how gross that would feel.
Like going to bed in a bed while bugs are crawling on you.
You're pulling the sheets over
and there's just hundreds of bugs on your body.
Like I would rather sleep outside.
Often, don't even have a space for a fan inside, so they are hanging out here in the corridor.
To afford the rent prices, some residents have to suffer through awful jobs at horrific hours.
Frankie Chao works from 9 p.m. and gets back home at 5 a.m.
What is your job?
9 p.m. to 5 a.m.
He's working 20 hour shifts.
How is that even possible?
Oh, oh my god, no, I'm being a dumbass today.
Chat, chat, stop, chat, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, no, no, no, I thought he said
9pm to 5pm, I'm thinking of 20 hours trip.
Nah, you actually stop, no, stop, stop, 9pm to 5am, oh my god, yeah, that's 8 hours.
This is 3, it's midnight, now it's the, I'm, chat, no, seriously, that was just me misinterverting
what are you saying?
How much do you earn per month? $115 US dollars.
What's it like to live?
See a $1250 US dollars a month.
$250 a month.
All right.
$12,500 in 10 months.
$1250 plus $1250 is $2,500.
2,500 plus 12,500. Holy shit, slow to stop. There's no way. It's 15 grand. He makes 15
I'm in CA year.
Yes, of course not lit.
Merrill, really narrow.
I sell it very simple.
But do you be?
Oh my god, am I getting Tom?
Dude, no.
Man, basic daily stuff.
But like it, no pill.
Nothing else.
So where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I'll be dead by then.
Oh.
Dead by then.
South in 10 years.
I'll be dead by then.
But he's like 50.
There are even smaller units than these upper units. Now we're on our way to visit someone who can't physically fit inside his coffin home.
I can't even imagine how difficult it is to live like that. But before moving there, we check the rest of this apartment.
In realized, there is no kitchen.
Those who can't afford woman cooking, woman cooking raw food in the bathroom.
Okay.
For the eat-out side,
are forced to prepare their food in the filthy bathroom.
It is handling the food near the toilet.
They don't have to cook here.
So this is where they have to prepare their meals.
This space is also their bathroom.
They want to hack their clothes about this toilet,
which does not have a lid.
Approximately 7.5 million people live in this city.
live in this city, get a bird's eye view of Hong Kong, and you'll be faced with a massive
metropolitan city rising from the jungle, like shoots of bamboo, there is only a limited
amount of buildable land on the island, with space so scarce, desperate saloon.
Oh my god, that's why they can't live outside of this city, so they're stocked just trying
to find somewhere that's like at least feasible to live, also I wonder like how China
to treat homeless people.
Like do you think they have to have homeless shelters?
But I'm assuming there's probably like a no tolerance.
You know, like New York City,
I'll put like fucking like weird gates and shit on vents,
so homeless people don't sleep on them.
But like they're still just like a loud crash
and they get told to fuck off and they just bounce around.
I bet China is not letting you sleep on the streets.
Shins of emerged.
Including a 10-story building built on top
of an eight-story parking garage.
This city is at full capacity.
We're now in the next apartment.
This apartment opens directly into the bathroom,
but I'm just drifting from the wall.
Meet China as the most time, let's be going to the world.
China also has like the most people in the world,
or does India have more now.
China homeless population.
China has a round...
2.41 million people homeless, but 1,2011.
How does China deal with homelessness in Hong Kong?
They provide temporary shelters and welfare assistance.
I mean, it's probably worse, though, than just living in the shoe box.
Now, then thinking about it.
John, because like they, what?
Whoa.
His door was open and he couldn't fit inside his home if he closed it.
His left shoulder sticks out of the coffin.
He's a big guy and must be hard-todd as he sleeps.
Believe me, such a type, place.
I was live here.
Look around.
How would you feel?
They have a family.
Do you have any family?
I used to.
My wife left me because of my gambling.
We're not in touch anymore.
No, my only bed and little on horse race, I ruined myself by gambling.
I'll do it, but.
Wow, so he gambled all his money away,
it was his wife and how he has to live in this.
I think it will share it.
Living without having any source racing.
I feel like that's, uh, I don't know the stats on it,
but I feel like that's like a dying, like bedding community.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't know anybody that bets.
Do you guys bet on horse races?
Because you can.
But like, I think most people that it is it,
I don't know, I don't know anybody that's like, under 30, that's on the horse rate.
I feel like horse race betting is like an old person thing.
They used to move around slowly destroys or actually, I don't know.
Maybe it's like a really, maybe I'm not in the circles.
It's a rich person thing.
It's like a rich person.
Yeah, it's like, uh, I'm not in the right circles for like horse betting.
The body.
What do you do all day?
I have nothing to do.
I just watch television.
No, it's not.
Well, I'm saying in the US, dude,
if you're going to like the fucking triple crown races,
bro,
I don't go anywhere.
I'm afraid I'm going to legs,
giving out the lapsing on the ground.
Why do you see yourself in 10 years in the future?
10 years?
Probably in the grave.
Hopefully no.
Why don't you have all saying they're going to be dead in 10 years?
At least under yourself.
Because I can't fit.
People sometimes sleep without mattresses
to avoid a bed bug in festation.
How long have you been living here like this?
18 years many never get to leave in this concrete job he's been living there for 18 years
A minimum wage god damn did I
Feel like if I lived in a place like this the only thing that you could do is just try and work as much as possible
So your home as little as possible use this is a place to crash and then just hope that like at some point
you're able to somehow save enough money to leave.
Worker.
But it's like, dude, they're all getting like low pay jobs.
And I mean, this guy's a gambling problem, but...
They for a thousand years to buy a three-bedroom apartment.
Have you applied for a government public housing?
I just applied.
I need to wait for a long time to get a home.
Most people wait more than 10 years just to access government housing
with lower rent.
And even that isn't free.
For many of them, the wait list feels like a life sentence.
Now, let's say you didn't want to live in a coffin and wanted to have the comfort of standing up in your home.
We went to a rental office to show you how much this luxury really cost.
We're in one of the average neighbors in a Hong Kong.
Let's say that you say some money and you want to buy it.
Well, that's a nice ass apartment.
55,000 is that, no, it's not yet.
That's Japanese yen. What do they use in China?
trying to currency is Yuan. So 55,000 Yuan. This 7,892 dollars a month.
That's one of the cheapest options that you have here. This has only one room.
It will cost you more than $1 million. It's a very big...
What?
I'm creating a 80.
What do you mean a million dollars?
You don't even see the apartment.
What the fuck?
You have to spend a million dollars
to own this condo or apartment,
but the picture isn't even of the apartment.
It's of the view.
It's small area.
Yeah, I'll narrow the mystery box.
You're just gonna be like, yeah, a million dollars.
I'm just walking and see what it's like.
said that you decided to rent it's a one bedroom for a million a one bedroom that's
more expensive than New York that's so much more expensive than New York a million
dollars for a one bedroom this single bedroom apartment of the culture around
four thousand US dollars per month and later you'll see that even see that's crazy
but I feel like there's places in the yard that are like on par of that only a
The grave here is harder than owning a home.
In Hong Kong, both create some massive gap between two worlds, just 75 people on 10%
of the country's fortune.
Some of the ultra-rich crews around the world and their luxury cars, and live in massive
houses.
The lowest income bracket doesn't even get space to breathe.
The white expectancy here is one of the highest in the world at 84.
Many people still have really to do back-breaking work, even after retirement, just
to afford sky-high housing cost.
I feel so bad when I see people like old people in public like this where they just
have such bad back problems that they're just perpetually bent over, but still have to
do like how bad that must fucking hurt to just move back, breaking work, even after
like a Phil Heath, oh no, no, not Phil Heath. Ronnie Coleman, like the bodybuilder, did
he have such bad background.
Just to afford sky-high housing costs or they can't survive, that's why elderly people
can be seen collecting cardboard on the streets.
The incoming quality of flat here is very sad.
Why is she collecting cardboard?
Housing costs, or they can't survive.
Work.
Even after retirement, just to afford scour,
many people still have to do back-breaking work.
Even after retirement, just to how she making money collecting cardboard.
For scour, high-high housing costs, or they can't survive,
that's why elderly people can be seen collecting cardboard on the streets.
I mean, bro, that has to be worth like fucking 50 cents, bro.
You're gonna sell it.
Bro, how much are you selling cardboard for?
Incoming that quality.
Like, that's, it's different of your, like, getting scrap metal.
How are you selling cardboard?
Oh, flat here.
That's like less than 50 cents.
It's like then night.
If the land lady finds out for recycling it, yeah, bro, you recycled,
okay, she recycles 10 boxes of cardboard, but you're getting a nickel.
We'll be in trouble.
I don't care what they're filming it for.
She can kick us out.
Come out.
The late lady won't allow it.
We only keep this part in the video to show you how these tenants live in constant fear,
knowing their landlords could throw them out at any moment.
For those who lose their homes, life on the streets is inevitable.
By the Holy Shits.
She probably can't walk.
I don't know what, I'm really thirsty.
How can we open the camp?
Who did they?
Thank you.
She felt thirsty as July is one of the house of my god dude, like no, and what's she,
she probably had, whoa, she has like, oh, I said, I'm infected, wound that's running
up her leg right now.
Oh, this month of the year.
The apparent temperature in Hong Kong was around 110 degrees Fahrenheit at the time.
Oh, 100 in 10, yo, those shoebox apartments are probably literally just feeling like
a pressure cooker sitting in that shed.
There's no way those shoebox departments are bumping out of enough AC to fucking combat
110 degrees outside.
As soon as I came to this new apartment, I got hit by fire.
Oh, you have dripping.
Oh god, there's mold.
Oh my god.
Dude, that has to be like a genuine health hazard.
The ceiling has tons of mold on it.
The air inside.
Oh, dude, you could fucking doodle.
You're inhaling mold spores?
The air inside coffin homes is four times more polluted than what's safe to breathe.
The M.I.D.
Entryway is a complete mess.
A resident is desperately mocking a dirty water that is constantly dripping onto the floor.
Then I got inside him.
What the fuck?
Do they have tofu like out there?
He has a ton of stoves and months.
He coffin home myself.
I immediately felt boxed down.
Like the walls were closing in on me.
This is the most bare bones coffin we've visited.
The person who lives here owns almost nothing on one side. There's stickers on the wall with a blue sky clouds flowers and butterflies
It's that is so dystopian. Oh my god
You have the small apartment and there's just like a nice sky with butterflies on the fucking wall
Escape from the claustrophobia on the other side is the metal great. You feel like you're in a cage. You can't get fresh air
We're so hot here, we're here to help the people sleep here.
You can't even breathe properly.
Imagine hanging your clothes here, sleep, watch YouTube on your mobile phone.
I'm always to go, just walk neighborhood and come back here.
Nothing else in your life.
While sleeping, there might be a lot of noise from your neighbors.
It's sad, it's very sad.
In some homes, the front door is just a curtain, so people living inside have zero security.
Hello, hi.
What are you cooking?
You just walk right into their fucking apartment.
I'm cooking rice.
There's laundry here.
Right in the kitchen, which is practically one with the toilet.
This isn't hygienic at all.
Here they have a washing machine.
They're trying to make it the best of the space, but it seems chaotic.
My friend had to get on the toilet just to get this job.
She's washing vegetables in the same seat people use after using the toilet.
This puts them at a serious risk of contamination.
As a sequel bacteria like E-Polite and Salmanella.
Oh, I was gonna say washing it out of the faucet's fine,
but her putting the then washed vegetables in the dirty sink could get on her food and make her sick.
This guy like that's poop to Lee is one of the many people staying in a coffin must still alive
His home is the most crammed one we've seen so far. I can't find a job because once I was arrested for
Wait, this isn't this doesn't look like a coffin home. Oh my god. What are these called?
You can rent them and there's like luxury as once in Japan and even in China
Yeah, they're like pot. It's a sleep pod, but yeah, it's a capsule hotel
this looks like a capsule apartment. I would much rather stay here because this is like
your own enclosed box. The space is much worse. I don't know how this guy's
sleeping in here. But I would rather stay in this than like a made wall.
I can't find a job because once I was arrested for theft. You can't stand. You're
not going to be able to stand in any of them. I can't kind of job because you
got arrested. It was arrested for theft. I found a phone in the street and didn't report it to the police later. They founded on me and arrested.
Wow. I think they should take the phone back, but I don't think that's considered stealing.
Because he didn't report it, ah, I don't know, you find it fun on the street.
I think you, you aren't, you should report it.
But I don't think that's as bad as stealing like running up and taking it from someone.
You know what I mean?
It's still bad.
But like, it's petty theft, yeah, that's what it is.
It's like you found money on the street.
You just take it.
Prison cells, more comfortable than coffin homes.
The other's correct.
In Hong Kong, prisoners get 80 square feet of space
with the personal toilet.
Unlike the 16 square foot homes,
they also have enough space to stand up in.
In that same space, 10 coffin homes
can be stacked on top of each other.
Now we're going to meet with one.
How'll you do end up here?
It was a long time ago.
I'm a poor man now.
Not a rich man.
I'm before here.
I had a house, a wife, and a daughter.
they left you? Sure. They ever thought to them. I have no money so they will talk to me.
How old are you right now? 63. This is my table. It is for everything.
When you see it, I have my clothes inside that. And this is the part I use for cooking noodles.
Long invited us to tag along on a short daily routine outside. First, you took us to his temple.
Despite the temple being closed, long insisted on praying at the gates. Despite all the hardships
he encounters, he's still thankful for what he has.
Along the way, he stopped at the market stall
and bought some fruit with a little money he had.
Then he went to the restaurant that he had coupons for.
The restaurant serves a variety of dishes with a side of rice.
They're usually very high in sodium and fats.
He felt embarrassed about using meal vouchers,
so he preferred to eat at home.
The first thing he does is put his groceries into a fridge
shared with more than 20 people.
Oh my god, in Motherfucker's probably search stealing your food and shit to,
After that, one climbed into his home and started eating his food.
His sedentary lifestyle and the unhealthy foods offered at the restaurants are ruining his health.
Look, I have high blood pressure. Having such high blood pressure.
180 over 95.
Yo, Fisher can increase the...
What is normal like 120 over 180? Like 120 over 70?
The risk of hard complications.
However, the cemetery you're about to see shows you that even death is not an escape
here.
Every day.
One 80's like reaching like scary levels of like having a heart attack.
One 80 over 95 heart rate, or not heart rate, blood pressure.
Yeah, you're in a hypertensive crisis at risk for a heart attack, at like any moment.
This is the same here.
Finish the lunch and watch videos.
This is for lunch and dinner and dinner.
He carefully rationed his food so he could stretch it for two meals.
Two meals.
Do you use illegal substances?
No, I don't.
So many people use things like that here.
Once it's dark, the love homes open for business.
Long took it's the one nearby that he knew about.
Love home?
Like a...
Like a prostitute?
house. There's a girl in each room. Oh, okay. There's someone inside. Please wait.
Yeah, brothel.
Okay, I like the thing. Easy.
And I, the spot that will be 100 cuts.
I, I, N, S, the price.
Just some people coming to have a look.
He denies visiting these places, but seems to know his way around them just fine.
It's a one hour massage for 65 U.S. dollar.
These love homes are actually subdivided apartments too, because of the housing prices,
even these women can afford full-size units.
If the living stay in confidence in Hong Kong, where does that leave the...
Yeah, 65 dollars? They're doing shit with you for an hour?
Did. You're even a basic burial cloth can cost up to thousands of U.S. dollars.
And well, I would assume most people are probably getting cremated in Hong Kong or just most of China in general.
Overpopulated areas, it's very, it's very unlikely that the average person is probably going to get buried.
Religiously, maybe, so it's like they would spend the money on it, but I think like if you're not religious, you're probably just going to get cremated.
That is if you're like it's final one.
Are you saying the emberial plot here?
I'm not supposed to leave the dead.
You're even a basic burial plot, can cost up to thousands of US dollars.
Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
And that is if you look, it's fine about recently
in burial club here was sold for $128,000.
Because they are more affordable.
Most people rent graves rather than own them.
I don't think so.
So, like, if you're not religious,
I think if you're religious and you want to get buried
and you want to spend 100k to get buried, whatever.
If you're not religious and you blow a hundredk,
because most of the time you set up funeral
arrangements before you die, especially if you're old,
Like you talk about what cough and you're gonna be buried in,
what you want your funeral to be like,
you like buy what do you mean rent?
Oh, did they say you could rent a grave?
I'll re-volunte in a second.
Is it fucked up to say spending 120k on your grave
instead of just giving that so like your family is like whack?
Like a $120,000, like yo,
I'm just giving that, I'm being like,
I feel like your kids should have that money.
Yeah, just fucking burn me.
Put me in an urn.
It's for my asses in a trash can, $120,000.
Limitance.
You're a clock here, well, a source for $128,000.
Because they are more affordable, most people rent graves, rather than own them.
How the fuck do you rent a grave?
If you don't pay the rent, they fucking throw your body in the river.
What the fuck does that mean?
Space is so limited that even graves in public cemeteries are not permanent.
After, what do you mean?
Six years, the body must be removed and cremated, as space-worked.
So what's the point in bearing it?
They bury you for six years, and then they exume the body and burn you.
Turns out, cremation has become, so it's just a temporary grave.
The only option, and the ash is resting.
It's death-tax, that's not death-tax.
Tiny drawers, no bigger than death taxes the transfer of wealth from your assets to your kids and
Then there's a death tax that's
Taken that's at least in the United States. I don't have a death tax in China
There's what is around that though trust in having it in investments
It's real skinny thing little little fun fact
If you have investments, and you gain unrealized gains on those investments, and you
were to pull them out, those are now realized gains and you pay taxes on them.
If you die, it's reset.
So if your grandfather invested in Apple 40 years ago had absurd unrealized gains, never took
not talking about dividends.
Just never took out the money.
He dies, transfers to you.
That's no longer realize gains.
Like that's just like the base investment there, which is nuts.
But I mean, you could argue that that should be fair
because it's a little fucked the government wants to take your money after you die.
But I mean, that's like a loophole to ensure that the money
stays 100% in the family almost.
that's cap. If I have unrealized gains and die, does my family pay on those unrealized
gains if taken out? It's a step-up basis rule, which resets the class of assets, fair market
value at your death eliminating tax on your cumulative gains, taxing only apply taxes,
only apply if they sell asset for profit after inheriting it, exceptions exist for certain
assets like retirement accounts and IRAs blah blah blah. But like, if you have an unrealized
90 thousand dollar gain and you see you did lie, no I didn't lie.
Alex. Just like these ones, the government has promised and tied it as space rooms up,
the formation has become the only option and the ashes rest in tiny drawers no bigger than
a shoe box. Just like these ones, the government has promised to in the housing crisis by
249, about 220,000 people are stuffed into terrible homes in one of the richest places in
the world.
They are not there to be protecting, but to be hidden from the eyes of the rich.
Thank you for watching.
I mean, the government also promising to do that might be actually feasible because China
artificially lowers the value of their dollars so they could constantly reinvest in their
community.
Like most companies, like the reason China still, the place everybody goes to is because
their currency always stays low because they keep it low.
I'm not going to get into that. That's a long conversation, but they are government
actually wouldn't maybe be able to fix that. Whether or not they will, I have an idea.
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are having to live like animals because they're greed. I mean, that is nuts, especially
with the other shit that they've been building. It is like a billion people though. I
understand any nation's going to have people in poverty and any nation's going to have
people that are homeless, especially when you're a billion plus population, but like
that's crazy. And in a huge city like that, where thousands of people are just living like that.
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that is the like, I know you're referencing like I should speed, that is kind of homeless.
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where you have 16 feet of square space to sleep is more of a storage unit really than a house.
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How are you even supposed to prepare for Jeopardy anyway?
Lock in.
Get on the game, show.
In July of 2024, I appeared on the game, show, Jeopardy.
I feel like the kind of lifelong dream you'd expect the son of two librarians to have.
All things considered it went very well.
I won nine games before losing my two is a tenth game on a tragic math error.
I haven't watched Jeopardy since 2018, maybe.
Like that, Jeopardy uses show you watch with like your grandparents.
And you never know the answer to any of the questions and neither do that.
So I never, I never understand the appeal of jeopardy as a show.
Like, I think it's fascinating to see these people,
no, just really obscure knowledge, right, like they just,
they, I, Brady said I love watching Jeopardy,
very unsurprising, Brady, very unsurprising.
I, you telling me, you, like, jeopardy is like somebody
telling me that the sky's blue.
That's like very unsurprising.
What I do want to say is, in my years of watching Jeopardy, I have only known the answer to three of the questions.
And it's always the questions that they don't know. Like Jeopardy, Jeopardy contestants will know very obscure things,
but get who won the last year Super Bowl wrong.
They just read books, bro.
They just know shit.
Like how are you just a flasaurus of knowledge,
of random shit?
They don't teach them the topics.
It's not scripted, Jack.
These guys are just geniuses.
Like this guy's a fucking smart ass motherfucker.
Like, as soon as he said autism,
maybe it's like a savaut thing,
but I now agree you can test it on jeopardy is autistic.
I think they just know stuff, bro.
How? Like they walk in in the topical be like random quotes from the 1300s.
Who said this?
Oh, I know.
Bank.
The son of the king in this time. Who the fuck would know that?
Well, tragic for me. I think Jay liked it.
One of the most common question.
Bro, only one $1,000, $1.99.
Did.
One of the most, you know, that's what sucks about Jeopardy.
In Wheel of Fortune, even if you lose, you still win the amount of money you ended the game with.
In Jeopardy, if you're not first place, you get like a thousand bucks.
Fuck of wipe your ass with a thousand dollars.
And today's economy, today's economy, you can give you some of $8,000 dollars.
That's a lot of money. You're flying there, brother.
Staying there. You have their probably paying for it.
$1,000.
Taxable income.
Conquestions I got after appearing on Jeopardy, other than why did they let you?
It's okay.
I, you know, a thousand dollars individually,
not as bad.
What pisses me off is shows like America says, bro.
America says, prize.
How much do they win?
15,000 dollars.
Oh, rip, ah, ah, 15 grants.
What amongst four people, bro?
Are you serious?
A potential 15,000 dollars.
The lame, lame.
That's not, bro.
Like, I think if you get on a game show and win,
you should get like a year salary.
Like, I understand America says
isn't the most popping show of all time,
but it's like, any of these weird fucking knock-off
games shows that are on the game show never go.
The prize is like 10 grand,
and there's like a team of five.
2000 a person, maybe.
Like family feud, family feud, you could win,
and still not get 20 grand.
You could win and still get five dollars a point
and walk home with three hundred fucking dollars
and you're dick in your hand.
Like what the fuck?
That's terrible.
$4,000 is life-changing money.
No, it's not.
what for grand is not a life-changing money. Most people can't even pay off a 10% of their
student loans, $4,000. $4,000. It helps you. It's helping you in the next three, four months.
It's not life-changing money. What is life-changing money? A life-changing amount of money to
to win is like $100,000.
That's life changing.
That's you pay off your student loans
and you could put a down payment on a car or a house.
Like a hundred grand, like damn, that's money.
You know, no, it's not.
I'm saying life changing the fact
that it's changing your life.
Not life changing like, oh, it's gonna make you rich, right?
But like it helps, it changes your life
and day to day finances significantly.
dress like that, was how do you prepare for Jeopardy. Jeopardy has been around for over 40 years,
but one surprising thing to me is that there are a lot of people out there who seem to believe
that Jeopardy will give you some kind of study guide for what will appear when you're on it.
This is not true, which is fortunate for me because I hate studying.
Until you step put on the album.
How do you just know that shit?
Like, what?
How do you just, how do you just know stuff?
Like, can we look up a random Jeopardy question?
is there a link there's like a wet there's got to be like a website
jeopardy dot com no i don't want to play my own game of jeopardy against other people
like broke you get you
like i step up on the jeopardy board the i t guy published first state of emergency TV
a villain congress and unending.
And TV isn't going to be like,
which friend, what, what is the name of Monica's brother in friends?
It's not like pop culture.
Quasi, it'll be like, who was the director of the original Bill Cosby Show?
And like, the, the, the, the, and they just know
Who would know that?
I'll start backstage, you have no idea what you're going to be asked about.
Think of all those famous viral videos we're going to have.
Tom Landry perfected the shot done formation with this team.
And that's one that they don't know.
I don't want this in stroll to like the bills,
identify basic things about it.
You just know that, rap music or sports.
If they gave us a study guy to head of time,
don't you think somebody would be able to identify
who the Dallas Cowboys are?
So this raises a question.
Oh, you guys are just wrong.
You know, that's just thrown out.
That's just thrown out, fucking random shit.
There's like three people with something Cowboys.
Everybody is saying the bills.
How are you supposed to prepare for a jeopardy?
I decided to make this video as a sort of guide for what I did.
Keep in mind that I'm not an all-time greater than the show,
so take what I say with a grain of salt.
With that.
And some great show, bro, you want how many games in a row?
I think if you win, Jeopardy one time,
you have enough knowledge to be able to tell me
how the game works.
Mind, I proudly present the definitive guide
on how to win up to, but no more than nine games on Jeopardy.
How much money did he win?
Nine games in Jeopardy, I feel like average leader
winning like 10 to 20 k in episode. Isaac Hirsch, winnings
jeopardy. He won more than 200 k. He's one of
jeopardy's newest much watch players. Yo, I was
like a fantasy. I was sort of like a fantasy league for
jeopardy, but you could just bet on players. I feel like you
could tell, bro, there's mother fuckers that step up there
and you just know they're going to suck." And there's still geniuses. You ever see an
episode of Jeopardy, we're like one guy answers one question and he gets it wrong. I love that.
He's just standing up there 30 minutes of runtime. He's a placeholder. He's just
they end the round negative. You ever see that shit? Because you could go in the negative.
You know, they shouldn't make it like high risk, high reward. You have to pay Jeopardy if you end
And then the negative.
That'd be awesome.
Like everybody would be so scared to answer the questions,
you're just like,
and going into double jeopardy,
we have Ryan with negative $10,000.
It's not gentle.
There's like a security, like a seven foot security,
you gotta stand behind him.
He's just nervous.
Presumably, if you're interested in appearing on Jeopardy and the first place or at least a little interested in learning things and you know some stuff already.
Although if you're not interested in learning things and you know nothing and you still want to appear on Jeopardy, I respect the hustle.
They can be intimidating because Jeopardy can ask about literally anything.
While Jeopardy can theoretically ask about everything, you can't literally ask about everything.
There are certain things Jeopardy simply won't ask about because there are two obscure
to reasonably expect contestants to know.
For example, Jeopardy basically never asks about one of my favorite authors, the British
by novelist Eric Amblar, because not many people read his books nowadays and he's just
not considered that important.
So there's really only a limited...
Like they're still asking such obscure things. What do you mean?
They don't ask about Eric and what do they're asking about like random passages of Shakespeare?
Like just I know he's popular, but like who knows that?
Number of things that Jeopardy will expect people to know and therefore ask about.
And that limited number of things will call the canon with one end, not like a weapon.
There's no definitive guide as to what's in the canon, but the more you watch Jeopardy,
the more you get a general sense for what it is.
There's certain things that come up so often that you must look like a thing that you would really need to know history
history
historical knowledge is really important what else?
Like how law but that's history that like in companies history sports. I feel like they don't really ask a lot about
random pop culture stuff, but like really
really like artsy, far-see pop culture shit.
Let's know the Missouri prerequisite for appearing on the show, world capitals, Shakespeare's
plays, the Presidents and where they're from, etc.
The Presidents and where they're from.
Yeah, where was Woodrow Wilson born?
One way to figure out what every will ask about is to look at what they've asked about
in the past.
There's a wonderful website, J-Archive.com that has...
Recent Final Jeopardy!
This author's wish to use different ink colors to represent multiple point of views
It was granted in 2012, 83 years after the novel's publication,
done to my head that's going off one million times before I get that.
This author showed that absets at this author showed that
abysses may exist inside a governess, a heroin, heroin.
What the fuck?
This author showed that a this is may exist inside a governess, a heroine who was a common place, Spinster,
hairline. Am I saying that wrong? That word is hairline. The drug. Heroine? A female hero.
They should change the name of that. The spelling of a female hero is the same spelling of a drug that
people inject in themselves with dirty needles.
Why are they spelled the same?
Heroin doesn't have an E. Well, maybe let's change the word a little bit more than one letter.
Heroin.
I would have revved that shit as Heroin. I did read it as Heroin.
Can I look at other random Japanese finals? Oh my God, you could go on every season.
Oh, let's click on this one.
First ladies, in 1941 she served briefly as co-director of the Office of Civilian
Defense.
Who would know that?
That's a hundred dollar question.
That's easy.
That's easy, 500 hard.
June 3rd, 1948. The 200 inch hailed telescope was dedicated at the top of this mountain.
That one actually seems more reasonable.
Let's go to a recent episode. Current season. We're going to go to the most recent episode.
Midnight's adults in children's literature. I'm in Sephora without my glasses.
A minor distraction rock, rock, rap, and remember, nothing but a g-fang is a classic
collab between Snoop Dogg and this man.
Like that one, there's a world where I could guess it.
Nothing but a g-fang, Dr. Dre.
Okay.
Then let's go.
Rosa Parks sued this duo for using her name on a 1998 hit, but it still made Rolling Stones
list of 50 greatest hip-hop songs. I don't know a rap song that used. What was the answer?
Outcast in Cameron. Empire State of mind by Nas was a hit for Jay Z and Alicia Keys.
Is a classic by the three-letter man who feud with Jay. I got that shit! I got that shit!
That's a thousand dollars. Oh my god, wait, actually I know some of these answers.
Let's do one that I wouldn't know. Use your sixth sense. The sixth amendment to the constitution says the accused has the right to a trial that is both public and this.
Private. Speedy. Fuck.
as basically every game of jeopardy that has ever been played.
If you want to know why their jeopardy will ask about a thing, let history be your
guide.
It's worth mentioning that the people who currently make jeopardy have stated that they
don't want people to be able to prepare just by memorizing J.R.K. and thus they continue
to include more wordplay and vocabulary categories, things that are harder to study
for if you have wrote memorization.
Some of the most dreaded jeopardy categories actually have the smallest cannon.
Think of Opera.
Have you ever seen an opera?
I haven't.
I'm a complete filistine.
But the number of important operas and opera composers jeopardy can actually ask about
us pretty small.
It's under a hundred in my estimation.
And once you start to figure out what those operas are, you start to be able to tell
you're mad and butterflies from your carmins from your pro.
But then you're just learning stupid shit that you're never going to get asked about.
you're just studying, bro, like you're just walking into a library and reading shit.
Just to just to mind, mind, meld, do just sponge information.
Going to, you, I'm training for jeopardy. I'm just going to go sit on.
I'm going to go sit in on a fully thousand level class in college.
A real scackly audience, which isn't an opera, but some cheaper, I just made up.
One thing that separates jeopardy from other trivia games shows is that there's a general
tilt in the questioner writing towards things that are academically important.
This means that you could learn a lot of what Jeopardy asked about if you've just been paying attention in school the whole time.
Unfortunately for me, I was too busy drawing comics were Captain Belkin and Kirby were best friends, so I had to come by this knowledge some other way.
That other way was Quiz Bowl.
Quizball has often been inadequately been described as Jeopardy, but with teams and longer questions and sports for competitive children who can't run good.
There's a considerable overlap between what Jeopardy will ask about what Quizball asks.
I don't know what Quizbel asked about, and you're this guy is such a nerd bro.
Yeah, and you won $200,000 for it.
So playing Quizbel have stuck in my mind lots of facts that were very useful for
Jeopardy.
Finally, there's the matter of effectively learning things you didn't already know.
Intellectual curiosity is only going to get you so far.
Eventually, you're going to have to learn things you don't find particularly interesting.
And for that, a lot of people turn to flashcards, especially apps like Oki.
Temporary Master of Season 2 champion Victoria Gross is a lot of aquislets that she has over 200,000
flashcards in Oki which is wild.
Y'all really have chat GPT now, bro, cheating on homework used to be so fucking hard, man.
Like having a look-up shit or like make a quizzlet, bro, and you use to have to reach
back to like a guy three states away from you that made a quizzlet in a similar class
and only like four of the questions match and then you got to go fucking find another one
and it was fucking so hard to like do cheating was so hard.
It used to be a struggle bro. It was a grind. Yo physics problems. Yeah you had a buy check.
You would have buy, Cheg, and talk to the fucking random guy that's trying to solve the
problem in real time for you.
No, 200,000 things total. I did make a little over 1,000 flashcards in Ongi,
in preparation for the turn of champions on things I didn't already know. So did it work?
Well, I'll let go of me a couple of questions, including a crucial daily devil on the
alphabetically first of the seven hills of Rome, they got I had this flashcard.
Since there are seven hills of Rome and only two seem to be notable, go ahead and name all seven hills of Rome.
Oh my god.
Those I don't want to die on alphabetically.
Half a vaguely first of the fabled seven hills of Rome.
Yo, this second season actually goes, yes.
First of the fabled seven hills of Rome, it boasts the Basilica of Sampasavina, which dates to the fifth century.
What is the Aventine?
Aventine is correct. Yes.
You have $6,000. Well done.
But there were also a number...
No, I hope, dude, when they do that, and then they pan back, and there's just this shud with negative $5,000.
Per of times I saw a question and thought, oh, I have a flash card on this and that was about as far
And then they get so many wrong that they just stop answering them. It's my brain God
So they're not perfect, but they will help you eventually remember things that you don't know and aren't particularly interested in
What oh my god, you have to jump the buzzer. Oh my god, you have to get I didn't even think about that
It's not just studying you have to get good at being like
As the ancient philosopher GI Joe, do you think they're testing for the PEDs at
jeopardy?
Dude, I would take so much at all before I walked in, where your eye you don't blank
and you're just like, and said, no, what's the PED performance enhancing drug?
is half the battle. The other half of the stages are taking steroids for
jeopardy. The battle is the buzzer. In your average jeopardy game, all three
contestants are going to know around a third of the questions. So whoever is
fastest on the buzzer is going to get those questions regardless.
That is not what I've seen. Every contestants can know a third of the
questions. I feel like it's just not true. I feel maybe not a different third
maybe the same third because every episode of brothers one guy that just knows nothing.
So who knows more about a subject? This means that being fast on the buzzer is just as important
as knowing a lot of things. For a brief explainer on how Jeopardy's buzzer. While they're 11k people,
it's a Sunday react day and I'm pretty sure people are off tomorrow so there's just probably a bunch of
people that are really bored right now. Eating food, wondering what they should watch so they
they'd happen to the Joe Barts' train because there's nothing better to do.
There's work, contestants can't bring in during, yet that about sums about a clue.
When Jeopardy was rebooted in 1984, contestants could bring in whenever they felt like
it, which led to Keonak gameplay and a not particularly fun viewing experience.
In 1985, the current rules were introduced, where contestants have to wait for the host
to finish reading the clue before they can buzz in.
This real change surprised the hell out of my father when he showed up to tape his episode
in early 1985.
The giant game board in front of contestants has two vertical white lights on either side
of it that light up when the buzzers are cleared and contestants are able to ring in.
Generally, this happens precisely as Ken finishes his last word, so contestants are theoretically
able to time this and anticipate when to buzz in.
Not me though, I just use the lights.
I surveyed everyone else in the tournament of champions and apparently I was the only
person who just used the lights, everyone else went off of sound. So maybe you should do that.
Either way you choose to do it, timing is crucial. I attributed my decent buzzer skills to
years of playing video games and other contestants have sent similar things. You can try
practicing at home by watching along with a clicky pin or by playing rhythm games like guitar
here out. The principle is the same. I'm aware I'm showing how old I am by using guitar hero as an
example. Some people have said that you should buy a buzzer to practice with at home.
Because I was worried about embarrassing myself in the tournament of champions,
I am ashamed to admit that I did this. She was like what so many slats.
So many Japanese slats do time in the button. What do we fucking
tracks printers do? Trying to time the gun on a hundred meter. It's my buzzer.
Just buzz in when you know the answer. I do not think it is any better than a
clicky panel or video games, and it's kind of expensive.
However, if you want to buy one, it is reasonably close to the buzzers used in the show
though not exactly the same.
This one's from Delcom.
There are varying schools of thought on how to hold the buzzer.
I've seen contestants use them.
No, we're getting into the tech of how you hold the buzzer.
Bro, I thought he was going to tell me how to study for this shit.
have this half of preparing for jeopardy is being
a press to put in faster than everybody else.
I feel like I need training for that, though.
Like I'm not trying to be cocky, but like my lack of
jeopardy winning capability is that I don't know
any of the fucking answers.
I feel like the easiest thing is just going,
I mean, bro, you're gonna get like 40 year olds.
They're on compare to you, right?
They're brain slow.
Right, there are narrow connections aren't firing as fast as yours.
They're on the first half sentence of the question,
when you're already done.
On hand, two hands, gripping onto it for dear life.
I've heard of a contestant who just left the buzzer
and I'd be white knuckle in that shit.
Yeah, it just starts turning purple.
It comes like, okay, I'm like, yeah, next question.
Holster on the podium,
because his hands were shaking too bad to actually hold it.
What? The buzzer and the holster's gripping on to it for dear life. I've heard of a
contestant who just left the buzzer and the holster on the podium because his hands were
shaking too bad to actually hold it. Ultimately, I don't think it matters that much. Do
whatever is most comfortable for you and will allow you to press the button as quickly as possible.
The button is, I love their stories too. Be like next were meeting Ryan who comes all the way from
Denver, Colorado, nice to see you Ryan. So it says here that you shot yourself in the third grade.
Can you tell us more about that? Yeah, can. So it was actually just, and they go on like
some random story that that makes no, it didn't, it gets really funny when they have to do the
intro for a guy that's one 15 times. So they actually make up shit. Like can himself said that
who's the current host because Alex Trebek is dead now,
Rethin the chat.
Ken said because he won like 20 times in a row,
that like the latter half of his interviews
were just fake stories.
Like they weren't real.
He was just making shit up because what else,
how many cool stories are you going to tell the audience
of from your childhood or adulthood before getting on the show?
Pretty sensitive and you do not need to press it hard.
One finger or thumb will do.
So practice the buzzer, but also be prepared to knock it in.
At some point in your show, you're going to know some things, buzz in,
and not be the first person in.
This is extremely disappointing.
Every time it happened to me on the show,
I look like I had received a mile-the-lector shock.
So be prepared for the disappointment,
but also be prepared to move on quickly from it.
I really want to emphasize this.
At some point, something bad is going to happen,
and you're not going to have time to sit
and mentally process it.
Dude, but I kind of want them to drop this professional facade, you know, of like,
Jeopardy as a whole.
Like, I would love if he pressed the button, he doesn't get it first, and he just, like,
audibly gasps, just like,
they're already reading the next clue.
Be ready.
They talk shit.
They do like a half time, like, you know, after in like, ink master,
When after they tattoo, they go back to the room
and they just talk shit to each other
and they're like, you're tattooed fucking sucks.
Dude, the creasing on that shit was terrible,
dude, oh, by the way, you're fucking ugly.
Like some shit like that.
Now it'd be stubby TV.
It's like, Mark doesn't really know the answers,
but he gets in the opponent's head.
It is fair to say that I'm close to the,
of a fuck as Ink Master, a show where they tattooed people.
That's it.
Last guy you should listen to when it comes to weight your extra energy.
I've wondered hard on weight during the game that I lost, both miscalculating my weight
your mathematically and even still weight during weight to large amount.
In preparation for the term of champions, I studied weight your extra energy much more intensely
and then immediately came out and weighted and incorrect amount and final jeopardy again.
Ken Jennings after the game asked me if I had meant to wager that amount, which is his nice way of saying you really have no idea what you're doing, huh?
So believe me when I say wagering is hard. Let's talk about daily doubles first over the past decade, jeopardy contest. Yeah, I'm going all in on all of them
Daily double max max out
Sir, you're at negative $5,000 max out
out, next up.
You're only allowed to wage your $2,000
because you're not gonna, all right?
Whatever I'm allowed to say,
I've gotten hit to the idea that daily levels are
inherently much more valuable than any of the other
questions.
This explained,
I did ride.
It's the horky jerky nature.
You know, you know, you somehow,
even though all the questions are round numbers,
you somehow have like $45 and a half dollars.
I did ride.
I use some of it to order pizza mid-games, sorry.
The roof jeopardy now.
As contestants jump around the board,
hunting for daily devils,
and if you're eating your grandmother at home.
Unfortunately for grandma,
you should also do this.
See, bro, so...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I love that.
I love that one.
You just see somebody have been negative, bro.
Just can't do that every one wrong.
Keep in mind that even if you get a daily devils
on a category, you don't like.
You're denying your other two competitors
a chance to get it.
As we've already established, I am not a strategic genius, so my general strategy was
dumb down to a level where even I couldn't screw it up too bad.
I would start from the third clue in the category like the most, work my way down the
category, and then select the third clue in the category I'd like to the second most,
repeat until all those clues are gone.
And if there are still daily doubles out there, go through all the second row clues.
Daily doubles are basically never in the first row.
One mistake I'll see even good jeopardy players make is they'll only hunt for daily doubles
and categories they're comfortable with.
Once the high value clues are gone in those categories, they'll start to select low value
clues in those categories rather than hunt for daily doubles in the other categories.
You want to find the daily double even if it's in a category you don't like because you're
denying your opponents the chance to get it.
You don't have all my guard and then you could only put like a hundred bucks on that
yet.
Well you could put as little as possible if you don't if you're not confident and then
they just can't get it.
to wage you much, the man who wow, there's so much strategy that I never thought about.
I always thought it was just the winner was always the smartest guy.
I'm a bed is fine dollars.
Symbolically chosen because it's what contestants could buy a house for in 1984.
Hey, what?
I'm dollars.
Symbolically it's the chance to get it.
You don't have to wage you much.
The minimum bed is fine dollars.
Symbolically chosen because it's what contestants could buy a house for in 1984.
It's a joke.
And it's to what you should wage you're on daily doubles.
It's way too situational for me to be able to give you any real guide.
I will say that I think the internet is obsessed with James Holtzauer style, aggressive
wagering on daily doubles, to a degree that I don't think is helpful for your average
jeopardy player. If you're an 90% accurate on daily doubles, go nuts, wager everything every
time. But most of us are closer to 50% accurate on daily doubles, and going all in constantly
is not a winning proposition. It's also just not that necessary.
That's what you think, right for most jeopardy players. Be smart, consider the score,
how close you are to first if it's close to being a runaway game, et cetera.
But for regular jeopardy play, constantly spamming the all-in button. It's just not necessary.
Yeah, let's get rid of that Gavin command because they're just spamming it.
Our NCD of the subburg take it from the three seven Dutchman subwoofer take it from the three.
Yeah, like a streamer, Japanese ready. Want to just set that up.
Try spaking it at the three.
Something that I'd see there are keeping our stream streak alive.
Can't believe it's my fourth birthday and it's been in with you.
I mean, it's been a big amount of god days, better.
Happy birthday, bro. Thank you for fucking tuning in, James.
and then even to some chase, thank you to the three.
If you haven't even used to have a lot of schemes in a play video,
such I'll give such that.
It's in half of the sub-moldies and some crime taken before.
Depends.
Barney and real with the sub-dolphin,
big of the three.
Go to DC over the spring.
Anything I should know.
Haven't been to DC in so long, so not really.
Kobe and Zellam with the sub.
I mean, I'm not the guy to ask.
Don't camp the sub.
I'll lock for the sub.
It's think of the thousand of these play to win.
Cheese and chase for the sub-sleepy for the sub.
The cowboy and bump of the sub.
I love the philosophy of how he cheats a lot better in my life.
I'll say, you help me, what I've, through what I've gone through, be forever grateful.
Watch you after I got a jail in 23 and you help me get a new view on life is,
and on how life is actually supposed to look like and feel on noun college.
Dude, that's awesome.
And congrats on being on a fucking good path now.
Fab and CJ for the subflex.
Thank you for the phrase.
DZ, thank you for the three.
Uh, outs and malt for the subprime and spood for the submell and endill and the sub art and CD sub.
It's hard and easy to be in some, seri.
If you are interested in doing a true daily devil,
you definitely want to do it in single jeopardy
because it's way easier to come back
from a failed true daily devil
and you know, put it in sub-only.
First round.
Finally, there's my name is Sys.
Final Jeopardy, Wagerie.
They make you do math on television.
It's a horrible deal.
Some are calling it the worst deal.
But there are things you can do to prepare.
First of all, do math on paper.
One thing that ended up being an issue for me
is that it had been over a decades
I've done subtraction on paper, and I just kind of forgot how to do it.
So practice that.
Wagering from first place in final jeopardy is actually the easiest because it generally
follows the axiom that it's better to lose damn bro, I don't really do subtraction on
paper anymore.
Wait.
Check any two numbers that aren't six-edin.
Like a long number, not 45.
5800 and 43.
Minus.
What's not making an negative number?
780. So don't you go like, oh fuck. I'm way of damn bro. Like, I would just do this in my head.
Like, in reality, I'm going to 20 to 20 makes this 5,000. And so just I have to add to 20 to 843.
So it would be a thousand and sixty-three, but I don't know how to do this on paper anymore.
I know you would go, you would go like this. So I would go this, this would become sad and this would become
fourteen. And then so that would be, oh fuck. Wait, no, right? Yeah.
Is it am I doing it right how do you fucking subtract on paper? No, I know the answer.
Chat, I know the answer. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. And so because you need this this number to be higher.
So three minus zero still free. 14 minus eight is six. This is zero and this is one.
That's how you do math on paper, yeah, is that not how you guys do math?
That's how I was taught.
If I'm like multiplying, like say, it's like 85 times 43.
Ooh, wow.
I know you multiply these two first, and then you do, like, you have to multiply them like that,
like that, like that.
So it'd be like 85 times 4, 8, 16, 24, 32.
or 32, so it'd be 32, 0, 0, plus 20 with a 0, plus 6, 8, 60, 24 with a 0, so it'd be that that that that that and then 15, so it'd be 5, 5, 6, 3, is that right?
Yeah, you do like three times, you do like eight times four plus two zero is four times five plus zero.
Eight times three, that's right. I know that's right. That's not right. Now, what? 85 times 43.
It's 3655. I was right. You guys are just dead wrong. You're shut up.
By getting final wrong that it is to lose by getting final right, that way you control
your own destiny.
Mathematically, this means your way to be second place's score, times 2, plus 1, minus
your score.
This is what's known as a cover bed.
Even easier, as if you already have more than double what second place has, congratulations
you already won the game.
Try not to mess that up.
Injuring in Final Jeopardy from second place is where things get.
Oh my god, did that guy bet and everything and then loose?
We do because he is so confident.
Wejuring in Final Jeopardy from second place is where things get difficult.
99% of the time, first place is going to make the standard cover bet.
I mean, the only way you can win is at first place gets final wrong.
This is a really important principle to keep in mind.
It means that going all in or nearly going all in is rarely a good move unless first has
almost double what you do.
There's a lot of math involved based on what proportion of first places score you have,
and we're not going to go into that right now.
But I want to assure you that I definitely know and understand all of it, and the only
reason we're not covering it is time constraints.
It's actually easy for me, and I definitely understand it now.
Pass for a wager from third place.
No, because actually it is complicated as a fuck, because if you're in third second or
If you're in third place, you just go all in.
But if you're in second, you have to know what the first has,
if you're in first, you have to know what second has,
and then you have to bet based off what you think they're going to bet,
and then still try and put yourself in a winning position
even if you get it wrong.
Don't be in third place.
I like to some more comprehensive guides on weight
during the description below.
I wasn't sure we're else to put this but you should probably practice quickly reading
and understanding jeopardy questions.
It's an advantage to immediately figure out what a question is asking for so you can
spend the rest of the time remembering the answer and focusing on buzzing in.
Typically questions will use words like this or these to point you to what they're asking
So look at lots of questions and practice quickly parsing them.
There is the matter actually being selected to appear on the show.
This is no easy thing to do, not at least be.
Yeah, and they're always smart.
I'm assuming there's some like prerequisite rounds, right?
Like, do you have to win something before going on jeopardy?
Because there's never just like a straight-up dumbass on jeopardy.
Because there's a huge element of randomness to it.
Jeopardy allows you to take their online test,
aptly named the Anytime test, at any time.
There's some mystery qualifying score that will pass the test for you.
Nobody is sure of what that score is, but whatever it is, it must be higher than what
Emma Stone keeps getting.
If you pass the test, you can be randomly selected.
Well, did you say she applied higher than what Emma Stone?
I haven't done a applies to the jeopardy every year, don't keep getting.
If you pass the test, you can be randomly selected for the next round of auditions.
I want to stress this.
You can nail the online test and not go through to the next round.
They only take a small percentage of qualifying people through when it's random, so don't
be discouraged if you have to take the test multiple times.
I did.
My parents on the show was a result of an increasingly rare in-person audition.
I think most of these are done over Zoom now, and the next step is an audition where they
do a more proctor to online test with you, just to make sure you didn't blatantly cheat
on the first one.
If you pass the mystery qualifying threshold on that test, you can be selected for the
final audition where they simulate gameplay with oh my god did that sucks imagine getting through like
three rounds of auditions and then not making it. Do you want to do a brief interview?
Or imagine getting through three rounds of auditions making it and then ending the game of
negative $6,000. The purpose of this final audition is not to see if you're the greatest
jeopardy player who's ever lived. It is to make sure that you won't look like a psycho on television.
I did a couple of auditions and I saw a number of people okay let's be honest they were all
men come in trying to prove they were the smartest guy in the room.
This audition is not for that.
You already passed all my gods, so if you come in cocky, they just won't let you in.
But test, so they know you're reasonably smart.
Just seem friendly and approachable, and that will go a long way.
Wow, so if you, if they don't like your personality, you could be better than everybody else on the show that doesn't add her.
Do not try to crush your opponents in the simulated game.
For one thing that people running the audition choose who wins on the buzzer,
So you can't crush your opponents. Assuming you're selected to appear on the show, you'll go to the studio and tape.
If you can, try and get a good night's sleep tonight before.
Just know that when your time comes, the tape will literally fly by and it will be over before you know it.
So try and enjoy it.
I mean, it's only like a half hour, right?
You're on jeopardy. That's pretty fucking cool.
If you win, be ready to play again almost immediately.
They tape five episodes of Jeopardy and a day, and the mental strain of that much...
strain of that much. Wait, wait, what? So if you, that makes sense, so they're not just like spending a half hour each day on a set. So if you, if he, so when he won, he played five games in a row.
Jeopardy is something you should also prepare for, and then they just make him change shirts or watch multiple episodes in a row or play multiple games in JR,
life in a row. Be sure to change your shirt in between games for the full experience.
Wow, that makes it seem like it's a different day. You literally finish an
10-minute later year on the next day's episode.
Damn, so even the longest running winners are only on jeopardy for like a week in like real time.
This barely scratches the surface of had over pair per jeopardy because the boring
the answer is to just be an intellectually curious information sponge that retains just a little
about everything. There are a lot of great resources that I have mentioned, which I'll
include in the description below. Also, I guess I should tell you to like this video and
subscribe, in case I ever decide to do this again.
Yeah, dude, fucking love this guy. Isaac Hirsch, goat of Jeopardy. Well, I was 13. My
parents took me to opera for my birthday. Hey, didn't I know to tell them? It's been a
fair amount of money on the ticket, so I had a great time for the next four years.
to offer for my birthday. I'm always cleaning up on the opera questions I'm watching with my friends now.
Dude, I don't think I've ever seen a 30-second snippet of an opera.
More than anything, I encourage you to take the any-time test if you're the least bit interested.
It was a great experience for me. I met some wonderful people, played some fun games,
and most of me take the any-time test. Dude, I'd fail that.
How long would that test be? Any-time test, jeopardy. I just want to see
you're probably going to have to fill a bunch of shit, yeah, I'm not taking this right now.
Maybe one good. All right, I'm going to pass real quick to wrap it up in the next video.
Yeah, I'll be down.
You
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It's just he's working on his own shit.
Sorry, I'm tight on it.
But then Aiden was like, yo, I want to do it.
And so I was like, oh, shit.
OK.
So he did it.
So I'm uploading it now.
So it's fucking in the drafts.
You can be able to be fucking uploaded.
I guarantee you it gets age-restracted.
It's every clip I just curse.
So, all right.
All right, now it's uploading.
All right, let's go.
You can take it to the five, give it to that
caliber and lie, give it to the subgenital,
think it would be three, how many times does somebody
have to look left and right before cross
in the street for you to think, but they've looked too many times?
I think it depends.
If I'm driving, I'm hitting this.
Wall I'm turning.
Like I'm spam looking left right, left right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
When you're trying to merge because you don't get hit by a car and you're you got blind spots,
but if you're on the street, I'm looking left right, left right cross.
And wall I'm walking, I might look left right.
It's kind of like a subconscious thing.
How many times would they have to walk left and right for me to be like yo? Probably five. If they went like
I'd be like brothers, no cars. I think it's different if there's actively cars and you're trying to find a gap to cross
As many times as you need to but if there's no cars on the road, I'm like yo. Maybe a double check and then walk
I might even the 7NZ, think of it as right.
Uh, could you play Buffalo and fighter next time on Bob Marley,
maybe take it with the 5Gif it's maybe,
John, I'll think of it as 3, yeah.
Mike, give it a shot.
Chuck, ask video.
I tried New York City scam restaurants.
Why's the video now? New York is out there we go.
Also, got to say before this even starts time square,
the most underwhelming place of all time.
very cool love to be there right went there not too long ago, but like yo, I
feel bad for people that like I love New York City I think New York City's
awesome I think there's great plays there's great food great people but
like visually it looks a lot better on camera than in person like it's just a
big city. Like if you've been to Boston, New York, Chicago, fucking any big city really,
it's like that, but just bigger.
Silly notorious, small drops ever rated, I want-
OOOOH!
METE!
Many's a person!
For scams.
What the fuck?
Like Hops on vendors, which-
Yeah, I've seen that shit, they scammed drunk people in the middle of the night.
$54 for a hop-on.
Charge you base out of periods.
So today I'm going to be testing some of the worst restaurants
games and NYC to see if they're true or false
starting with what do that say?
Today I'm going to be testing some of the worst restaurants
games automatic reviews applied at restaurants
to scratch in.
So you got to put how much?
I think everybody should be tips
but I think like you should say the amount
NYC to see if they're true or false
starting with this potential
street food scam.
We got this off-ready.
There was a hot dog vendor by the World Trade Center
who was notorious for scandal.
The amount of people that self-fake shit
in New York's crazy, too.
And it's like cool, because you can haggle them,
but it's just like, I mean,
they're not selling it as if it's real.
It's all knockoff shit that they know is knockoff shit.
But people, if you look like you were from NYC,
he would charge normally.
He became with an accident or looked like a tourist,
the prices skyrocketed.
Then I just saw this clip online
in a guy getting charged $54 for hot dog.
Here's the mission.
We'll be just $54.00.
That's actually just a fucking, that's not even a scam dude, that's like stealing.
Like, $54, I'd be like, y'all, I'm going to dispute this on my card bro.
I'm not paying that.
Like you're not getting that money.
I'd be like, give me that shit back in cash bro.
Fuck you.
$54.
I think if you got conned, like how much would I reasonably get scammed for a hot dog in New York?
I think I'd pay like six bucks.
I think somebody could scam me out of six dollars.
But like, I mean, is it isn't a dog probably like two bucks in New York?
Like a regular hot dog?
How much is a regular street hot dog?
I can't order hot dogs anymore, so I don't really know the price.
It's two to four bucks.
Yeah.
Two dollars.
If they were like it's five dollars, I pay it.
Even if they were just charged in like two normally.
That's the three different hot dog cards to see if locals and tourists get one of your
If I'm drunk, I get pretty desperate. I pay a hell of a lot more.
I think if I was really drunk in the guy, I was like, I'm not giving you the hotdog.
I'd be like $10.
Price differently. I'll go first, then we send in James.
We'll be playing the role of loss, international tourist,
who just landed six minutes ago. All right, here goes nothing.
I thought I was a muster. I'm not sure if I could have left it.
Thanks. Five bucks? Fair price?
Regular hotdog.
That's been a bad. At the first time, I can say that I'm alone over in the random hotdog.
That was so-
I, yo, I missed, I missed just a wet hot dog sitting in warm water for 12 hours.
The smell dude. Oh my god, it's just like, you know you're taking minutes off your life, yo.
No, seriously, when they pop open that, when they pop open that fucking container and it's just like that smell like hot dog water.
Yo, I'm dead ass. That shit smells so good to me.
to me. We're like a roller dog yell. I know they're so bad. They look so good. When
it's just like, slatting, you know what I mean? You can walk into a 7-11. It's just a
rotisserie hot dog. It's just dripping. I'm like, you know your mouth's
f***s salivating?
Go, go, go, go.
And yes, he is a terrible actor. What happened next was so unexpected. I genuinely didn't
So John gave me a 10 in a 5. I think I had it in my 5 and he gave me the 5 back
They did free auto. Did I scan him and yes James your turn the 5 bucks to the original under
This is weird. Let's try it again at another car. No prices again same setup
Five bucks for another auto
You know five dollar a dog in New York City, yeah, whoa
This economy's done a shit, man.
When it's going on, his guys are charging normal prices.
And actually, a decent hotdog's true.
Now it's James's turn.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's it.
Five dollars, again, at this point, ready is not looking great.
All right, another hotdog?
Guess how much he charged me?
I'm gonna get at $5.
Yeah, he charged at $1.
No, it's getting a little more scared.
I'm gonna get a little more scared.
Honestly, I think the city may be cracking down on this,
down on this because I saw a lot more cards that had prices listed. I think scam vendors are out there.
Oh my god, like what is that a legal to not have your prices listed? I get them not having it written down to shit changes like day to day.
But they're few and far between and it's me happy.
One last try before we officially call this myth busted.
How much? Three. Okay.
Three dollar dog. That's a fucking steal.
Chili cheese dog.
Oh my god, dude, the other day I Uber eats to my friend, a football
county dog from Sonic and I told him I was going to order him food and I didn't
tell him what I was going to order him and I ordered him to foot-long
chili cheese dog and it came in and he was like dude and I got extra
relish on it. It looked disgusting. I was like, all right, here's the deal.
I'll give you a hundred dollars if you finish that hot dog, but every
second it takes you to finish the hot dog, you lose a dollar and it all my friends
matched it to so we have like $500 on the line for him to eat this hot dog. Yo it's like
80 seconds on the clock. He's like double fist and it is still as like I don't know probably
another six inches on it. I'm like yeah you're just not getting money. He ate the whole hot dog
I mean, it's free food, but like, three dollars is hilarious, and then I got him these
two chili burgers, too. I'm like, I'm like, how much? I was like a hundred bucks. How fast
do you think you can eat it? He's like four minutes. I'm like, all right, I'll do all
enough and he's like, I can't do it man.
Well, there's these prices are straight out of twenty ten, three dollars. This is the cheapest
hot pot I have found in the end. It doesn't praise me.
I sent in James one final time expecting this segment to end peacefully when this happened.
I mean that is like Connie that he's charging somebody something else but a dollar
more isn't really that big of a deal like I don't think that's enough to like go bitch
at him.
It'd be charge double I'd be like yeah you're a dick.
A little tourist tax word up.
You know a little tourist tax dollar out of your bucket dollar in the New York City.
everybody else. I don't know how to feel about them guys. Thank you very much.
We didn't get crazy rip off here. I was expecting into the
discharge 10, we need to get charged five. The fact that the one guy
charged him four and he three. Well, I think it's just dude. Anywhere you go,
who the fuck's paying $10 for a hot dog on a street vendor, right? Like at a
restaurant, maybe because you're getting like a side of fries and a
drink or something, but like $10 for a hot dog. I just technically, we can argue
I did in Manhattan.
You know, you were the one that got scanned, bro.
Probably walking around like a tourist, bro.
Picked up, picked up a New York Yankees hat,
walking around.
Yeah, can I get one hot dog?
Um, how am I?
Could I have a glick?
He's trying to shut these in slang.
Can I get a glick?
How much?
It turns.
But he's still cheap with everybody else, so if you decide.
That's a $1 tourist tax James.
James. So we're calling this one confirmed. What week now time to wash down those hot dogs?
Are near bars?
Listen to us.
No, they had to have been because when I went to that fucking hotel bar and that motherfucker
charged me $72 for two espresso martinis. That shit. I mean, I felt like I was in the fucking
Matrix dude when that shit happened. I was like, is this a simulation $72 from two
Bargain, it's press of martinis.
It's press of martinis.
I think should be 20 bucks.
20 bucks, press of martinis.
I know, it's just press out, high quality, it's press out, you're getting maybe
fucking good vodka in it.
You know, okay, $20.
This game is many restaurants bars run as using undersized pipes.
25 tops, 50 bucks for two.
And that's like even pushing it then.
Glasses for beer.
They look like normal pines, but I have a thicker bottom so you pay for a 16 ounce beer
and instead get a 14 ounce beer.
So that's just, that's just Apple B's.
This isn't even New York.
That's just Apple B's.
You ever wonder why did Apple B's
they bring out your beer,
bring out a drink, dude.
You get a fish ball, some thick ass glass.
Cub filled with ice.
There's about four ounces of liquid in that.
Or why is no one talking about this?
We're talking about this.
We're going to go a little bar.
We're going to see how big a pint is.
The mission is simple.
Order a pint, measure it, and see if a pint is actually 16 ounces.
You know, shit's getting crazy when this guy breaks out the fucking measuring cup.
And I decided on Francis Taver, and it's so old George Washington used to drink here.
And since the man literally couldn't tell a lie, I'm assuming he wasn't getting shortport either.
All right, it's fun to get a natural red.
You know, you're not getting stamped at like a high quality bar, though.
You're gonna get stamped at like some corner joint that just has a door on a wall.
like it doesn't even look like a real place.
To get a, not really signage, like that's what I'm going to get scanned.
She'll read it.
I know that's what I call it.
Yes, I bought a pint-sized beaker on Amazon, and yes, I am deeply embarrassed about this whole situation.
I'm so clumsy. I'm afraid I'm going to spill some of this beer and we're blocking an accurate measurement.
I started pouring the beer into the pitcher and of course I spill some signs.
It was never my thing.
Considering I spell the little bit, it's good.
I think it's close with a foam.
I don't know if there's any issue here whatsoever.
Not only is this a correct pint,
this Irish beer is fantastic.
In fact, I'm gonna chuck it.
Before any of the waiters see what I'm up to,
I may regret this decision.
James hide this place, I don't wanna hide the evidence immediately.
This one checks out Reddit, you failed us.
A pint scam?
Just the font.
After testing many of these.
So, I mean, you tested one bar in New York.
Like, I don't think reddit's, I think reddit's wrong in every barrel scammy of how many bars are in New York City.
Thousands. There are 25,000 night-life establishments, including bars clubs and venues in New York.
So yeah, some of them are counting people.
called scam restaurants one thing is clear in New York your money disappears
fast and while financial resolution sound great 25,000 dude do your
huge huge like you could get lost in New York if you don't know where you're
walking I mean the city set up pretty well in that it's like a grid so if you
just know it's street you need to get to you'll find your way but yeah dude New York's
fucking massive man everything looks the fucking same you're just walking through
All-ass building.
Let's be real, budgets don't magically reset on January 1st, which you'd post how
would a credit card bills and getting back into real life comes to an ad.
What happens when you pay with a credit card at a New York Delhi?
Will it cost you more than it appears?
I went to a boat dig of this week in a via sandwich interaction, mostly went fine.
When I went to pay, I was told my sandwich would be $10.
When I looked at the transaction, it was for $1.
The mission here.
I'm going to order something to eat from a random bodega and let's see if my credit card
chart.
I mean, if you're paying for that, you're just a dumb ass.
Like that's, I don't know, man.
If you walk into a deli, get a fucking chop cheese, they tell you it's 10 bucks.
And you look at the fucking, like, I guess, like credit card machine, and it says $80
and you fucking scan your credit card, you're an idiot.
Like, I feel like the people that are getting scammed, it's not even that these businesses
are scammers. It's that these people are very scamable. Like I want to see what this
person looks like. That just spent $80 on a fucking sandwich.
It's inflated or not. You're victim blaming. I'm not in this. Okay, using the term victim
blaming in in somebody getting charged $80 for a sandwich is a little absurd. I think we're
We're using our own terminology here, right?
I think you getting scammed out of money buying a hot dog.
I would not say you're a victim.
I would say you're just, you got scammed.
Like, it's victim of a scam,
but I think the term victims like preserved
for extreme things.
All right.
They're gonna chicken for heat up an eating.
Food comes out fast, moment of truth.
It's so sweet.
It's a lot.
Instead of 11, 26 when it paid at the counter,
you could just dispute the charge.
I'm gonna check my email and see what I was charged.
Honestly, I would be shocked if it was not $11.26.
Our all-new York Boat digas secretly villains.
$11.26.
Definitely not a scam.
And honestly, that's what you look pretty good.
I'm gonna try it with the help.
Considering I only eat a few bites of hotdog,
that looks so fucking good.
Oh.
Today, I was actually hungry.
Buy that girl in juice car, not scamming anyone.
Ooh, so it's soft, juicy for meaty.
The only scam is not getting into this place
and getting this from any fun for meaty.
And as I suspected, this was a rare incident.
Scammed the bump, the next scam involves
your favorite dessert.
Ice cream is the most innocent food on the planet,
but can you get ripped off for it?
By Dumbo, there was a nearby ice cream truck.
I noticed that, none of the items that prices,
the trucks that cash was meaning only card.
And the young Italian guy working in the truck
was handing people a small white device to tap the card on
When I tapped my card to the client,
I asked how much the ice cream was,
and he said, $15 each.
The mish...
Ask, like you're saying,
I understand people are like,
you're victim-blending here.
Ask how much it costs
before you stand your card.
What are we fucking doing?
If you're gonna complain about the price,
ask first, right?
If you're Jeff Bezos, yes, stand your card,
and then be like, okay, how much was that?
Like, why are you standing your card
before the guy tells you how much the fucking total is?
like confrontation is scary.
So you're just gonna pay for something
without knowing how much it costs.
Like that's your fault.
I wouldn't say that's a scam.
Like your Jeff Bosos.
Okay, yeah, here we go.
Jim Arztotter.
Can hear simple.
Find the truck by one way.
Like I do think some of these street vendors
are scammy people, yeah.
But at the same time, like you're outwardly not asking
how much something costs.
So it might not even be a scam.
The ice cream actually might just cost $15.
And he's just a shitty businessman.
Ice cream and see if my-
And you're just angry that it was that much.
But it card gets a salty.
This turned into a full scavenger hunt.
I searched dumbbo.
Tourists, you could refuse to pay.
It's not your item yet.
Like, you could be like, if you're so scared of getting
scammed in New York by street vendors,
go, hey, how much is this before you order it?
box and somehow only fell then if they changed the price just refuse to pay and walk away
like it's you don't have to pay them this is fucking New York Street vendor
hey can you hang in can I have a hot dog yeah it's fifteen dollars never mind walk away
never mind
but if you're asked scans your card and you go how much was that forty five dollars
Fuck.
But that's your fault.
What you're at, you didn't ask.
The law trucks selling street meat.
Just when I was about to give up,
I find a Google listing that matches the exact truck.
We're standing with this ice cream spot.
It's supposed to be an LIC soft ice cream.
And it's listed the one star.
One, start three reviews.
You know, that's it's out of business.
That's maybe close.
I think this may have been the spot.
The one review formula.
Okay, it might not be closed permanently.
It's the middle of winter.
I don't know how popping an ice cream place is gonna be right now.
Let's go.
This place charge me $32 for two soft serve ice creams.
Three months ago, $16 a cone,
two months ago, $32 for two ice creams.
We had a two course meal and man hatin' for $17.
Some flour, you are a fucking liar!
What two course meal in man hatin' did you eat flee soup?
from fallout, what did you eat for seven? What, what, two course meal in man
hacking? Did you have at a sit-down restaurant for $17? For two people.
Way out of two course meal. Okay, just a cup. I'm not saying they're not
charging $16. Come, that's a fucking scam. Don't buy from the place.
maybe they got shut down.
Sadly, this case remains inconclusive.
This next potential scam is something visitors need to watch out for.
The one thing that shocks tourists more than anything in New York
is tipping, especially when it's added
without your consent check-as-out.
So I won't let my family a little
little Italy to a tourist restaurant
or not from the US that are not very familiar
with a tipping system.
However, we were very surprised to see
that a 20% critiquity.
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But outside of that man, it's just formulaating to what an audience wants to see, you know, it's just trial and error at the end of the day.
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German at school since fifth grade, I'm in the UK, it's a cause of different the yosos, when I need to have any tips for advice.
You live in a different country with different education roles, man.
I have literally no advice.
I'm sorry, I don't know what you should do.
I can't you live in a different country how am I supposed to give you like advice on education?
I don't know what the rules are in your country
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And the other choose between a hot dog and New York that's been sitting in the water for 15 hours or a step of 11 hot dog that's been cooking for 15 hours, which are you choosing hot dog and water.
Right, thank you for the three, our foreign Joe on for this up, it's for the three, because I know that street vendor is going to hook me up nice.
That hot dog I'm going to make myself.
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It's harder and you're more on your own college is self motivation. High school is forced motivation.
Uh you don't have to go to your college classes. A lot of people don't, they waste $50,000 and then they fail out.
So, if you're not going to be able to conjure up the motivation to go to classes, that's a problem, you know.
Finally, for the subject, you have to throw three.
College is a means to transition you into adulthood.
High school is just high school.
High school's learning shit.
College isn't needed, but like a lot of college classes are going to be on you.
You know, it's going to be, hey, this is what's doing three months.
Do it.
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So, I won't let my family a little in a little
into a tourist restaurant. We're not going to US
or not very familiar with a tipping system.
However, we were very surprised to see that a 20% gratuitty was added to the bill without any mention of this overall
The price in the bill was 35% more than the price on the menu including gratuitity credit card fee taxes
We're adding up. Okay. Well taxes in credit card fee are out of their hands and the included 20%
Creativity out of assume was probably listed on the menu or on the wall outside of the restaurant
They do hide it, but it probably was on the bill
The attacks is we're at an unnamed restaurant in a little Italy.
So, friendly! Take it for the tent gift itself. Take it for the tent gift.
The mission. See if auto-grituity appears and if it's clearly listed.
Alright, I just looked at the menu and this is really interesting.
Automatic retuity applied at the restaurant's discretion.
I've never seen this wording in my life.
Yeah, that's that's scammy. That's weird.
I'm all about tipping, but I think you should have a definitive percentage written, but not something of at discretion.
Like, it's, you've probably seen Rastron say, on automatic maturity of 18% is applied with parties of six or more.
Like, that's fine. Right? I don't think that's bad. And if you read that and go, I don't want to do that, then you don't need there.
there. But when you say automatic
activities apply to the restaurant
discretion, it's like, okay, how
much when and like, there's so
much up in the air.
I'm in front of the
discretion. I've never seen this
wording in my life. I wonder
from the U S. I think I would even
notice restaurants discretion.
What's the discretion is with us?
I have read the rest.
Chaps can be split evenly only
with a maximum of four cards.
I've seen restaurants with that.
It takes allergies very seriously.
I mean, that's normal.
I've never seen this wording in my life.
I'm wondering from the US, I think I'm holding this together.
Oh, the notice.
Rest on the discretion.
We'll see what the discretion is with us.
I am very, very excited.
I mean, they're not going to add more than 20% to find out what's going to happen.
Food arrives. The bread. Good.
The calamari.
Edible.
Bosnia exists.
For the first time in shadow history,
I care more about the check from the food.
I'm not interested.
This is interesting.
This is weird. They added a $400 tip.
I'm going to break this one down. There's a sales tax, which is fine.
Then there is a 20% added utility. Then there's an offer.
What I don't like operating fees very confusing.
Gratitude fee, whatever.
I think what I don't like is when there, if you have a gratuitity fee of 20%.
If it's like somewhere higher up and then they still have the tip amount.
because like I'm tipping 20 to 25% of the restaurant.
There's been times where I've gotten con from this,
where it says 20%, I didn't read it, and then I tip 20%
and then the waiter just made $40 on a fucking $100 order.
$80, $60, 2, which I haven't seen in a while.
And then there's a credit card total in a cash total,
which I haven't seen before.
So I think where people get upset with this is when you put your credit card
I was sold one about to do, and then you get back
an additional tip line, and you don't pay attention
to be out over two of these.
I handed back my credit card.
Yeah, dude, I've done that so much.
And then they take the other one, because I'll just hand
in the card, not read it, because I got to pay
for it no matter what.
I'm not going to dispute it.
And then they give it back, and then I don't see
that there's already your creativity given.
Same before.
So I think where people get upset with this
is when you put your credit card, we sold one
about to do.
Back my credit card, and this happened.
This is actually crazier than I expected.
I wanted to leave the restaurant to talk about this.
I didn't want them to overhear it.
Look, I understand the auto-grituity
when you are a restaurant that has a lot of tourists.
I think they should have been clear about it.
I thought it was sketchy to say it's at their discretion.
I think it should be very clear.
It's going to be an auto-grituity
which you can accept or not.
What I'm not cool with is when you have the auto-grituity
and then when the card comes back,
instead of-
It disappears.
That's what's bad.
If you give me the card,
it should still say on the printed receipt,
not the the bill right the bill shows
gratuity the receipt should also show
the utility.
Additional tip which spot yeah I you have
more suggested gratuity 20% 22% see that's weird
and that gratuity is on top of the already given
gratuity of the bill right so if you have a hundred
dollar order and a 20% gratuity is added
you're paying 120 and then they're trying to get you to
tip 20% on 120 not a hundred so now you're
or tipping on a tip.
25% if you weren't paying attention,
and you marked the other 20%.
That's scamming.
And I'm somebody that loves,
and I'd like the idea of tipping people in the United States
because I think servers have hard jobs.
I think that's very fucking scamming.
That's really weird.
Send.
You would have, I hate that.
I hate that, and I hate the tip on like,
shit, dude, one thing is like,
tip much shit at airports, bro.
When I literally go in to buy a water, they scan the water,
and then there's a thing that pops up that says 18, 20, 22% tip.
Zero, you scanned my water.
I could do that myself at airports, yes.
I've even been at an airport where I did a self-check out
and a tip popped up.
Who am I tipping?
The fucking electrician?
The guy that, who am I tipping?
The guy that made the machine?
I don't really who the fuck am I paying money to?
I didn't interact with a single worker.
And there's a tip that pops up on the fucking self-check out.
It's been $66.90, almost an extra $25.
I'm not even doing myself.
I'm not patting myself on the back
and I'm gonna hand myself a five or a thank you.
Acts and tip and fees.
About 60% over the bill.
I don't know if it's a scam,
but it's definitely sketchy.
That is really confusing a tourist
and I'm not a fan of it whatsoever.
I can only imagine how many tourists double tip
without realizing it.
This one is confirmed, not illegal,
but definitely sketchy.
Our final scam is a bizarre one.
What happens if you get food added to your order
that you didn't request?
And you still have to pay for it.
We blew it up the name of the restaurant.
What?
What do you mean?
We'd recommend it to the lobster.
We told the weeding one and he added it
without asking us to submit.
Oh, like you sit down on a restaurant
they're like you should really try the flounder.
And I'm like, okay, I think I'm gonna have to check
and tenders, but thank you for asking.
brings it out and then he charges you.
You and I love that shit.
I love stone cold staring at a waiter,
rattle off five minutes of specials just for me
to order nothing on that menu.
So we have a, we have a souffle that we're going
to be serving today and I'm like,
really, oh, and what's that coming?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, now I'll have the onion rings.
Pries us.
We told a we didn't want it and he refused to take it off
from Bill because it was already prepared for us.
Here's the mission.
We're going to down at the restaurant and question
and see if we get charged for anything we didn't want.
This is probably the fantasy.
Chinese restaurant that I would think to in New York.
Check out my hack to see.
Time to act as indecisive as humanly possible.
What do you recommend?
The dark company, the act style line,
the T-Cops Galavitian Bon-Tan is super flavorful.
Nice to see you.
I'm here, however, that's the only thing
that's not a culture.
I see.
I kind of want the spicy cucumber.
Okay, actually, I'm gonna have none of that.
I think I'm not gonna have the Oxdale.
I think you're gonna have the general sauce chicken.
Thank you.
I'm not sure now.
First, what are the decisions?
This waiter deserves a medal for her patience.
Let's do the braised black pepper oxdale bond.
What's to the crispy pork and chive dumpling?
The duck dumplings and any other ideas you think for sharing
that I missed?
I've had the strange famous variety.
It's very popular here.
Let's just change about it.
Okay, so I'll do that too.
But what is he seeing if he's going to get scans?
Because he's ordering what they're saying to order.
Like they're not going to be given anything free.
You'll refund those push-ups.
They go on FN with a sub-assent,
so I'm not going to stop talking to you thinking of the three.
What are some good games I should play?
So lots and daggers,
bar creators, Marvel rivals.
I don't know.
Creeper and Morgan for the side of the XC have the design.
We've been here in the templates for the XC.
Yes, yes.
So you can firm the order.
We don't think it's going to be extra stuff coming that I didn't ask for.
This just doesn't strike me as the kind of place that would pull that.
But I've been surprised for any today, so who knows?
Everything came out.
We had a minute.
Last order of these.
Uh-oh.
This is crazy.
We actually went through the footage.
I originally went...
Dude, what is that?
The wavering on...
Are those lines?
Are those cute cumbers?
Dude, those look like a wimbs.
He's, oh, oh.
This is crazy.
We actually went through the footage.
I originally was green on this spicy cucumber,
and then the waiter at the end brought it back up.
I kind of want this spicy cucumber,
I'm not sure.
I don't even do anything in the middle there.
I think she was a double checking if I wanted it.
I didn't originally pick it,
but I said yes, so it doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
That means especially as cucumber I've ever had.
Coming up these strange flavor barata.
Let's see if flavors that strange.
I think strange might be the long word.
You need my favorite.
All right, Ox tell about.
It's hits.
Ooh, we're getting soft in the savory texture, all of you.
I don't know when I'm thinking Reddit for sending me here.
Thank you.
Moment of truth, we're gonna see if the check lines up.
Maybe something not thrown in on it.
Oh my god they added something. Just kidding, it's legit. Well, not let me look at the price this year.
Oh my god they added something. Just kidding.
That's that's very reasonably priced. $16 for pork dumplings is a two person meal, 70 at box.
It's legit. Well, not cheap by any means. My Chinese fusion dinner was quite memorable
and might even bring the wifey back for this one. I was just indecisive as humanly possible
and I consented all the food that was presented to us,
nothing added to the check, nothing added to the table.
Now, let's go.
The moral of the story believes some,
but not all of what you need on the way.
Now, a lot of my viewers are afraid to try street food.
Well, in this video, I only need a street food for 100 hours.
Oh, God, dude, you're gonna be fucking shit in your pants, man.
Only eating vendor food for 100 hours.
That sounds horrible.
So you have the meat sweats, five hours in.
I've been with the sub-ST, thinking of the three redeemed 10 push-ups.
Yeah, I said refund it.
As said, I'll take it with the sub.
All right, I got to pass for the fucking 18th time
that we're going to hop into another video.
After this, after this next video,
we're going to do the personality test.
And then maybe maybe a game or two.
I don't know, not a game or two.
Maybe a game.
We'll see.
It depends on how long the test takes.
Probably not, though.
Today, probably reacts then with you
tomorrow or the fucking personality test tomorrow.
So high tail we're trying out for the first time the S&P event may be and then maybe some random games quarantine's under group games of guys do they have not live once a
whore games are end of games quarantine zone Thursday not live Friday's reacts Saturday S&P Brovey bro with a u-siff next Sunday reacts steak
Roblox collab next Monday S&P event for the
Ender Dragon fight
And then we'll go from there. We got a fucking finished quarantine zone before I'm on that weird like on an off-street
So we might grind that out maybe play quarantine sound today for a little bit who knows
Come to us think of it for 15 love and Germany. I was wondering what are you thinking the difference between drinking each of the EU and US?
Because I got to drink it with our friends every two weeks then and I want to talk everybody to listen to us
They are completely shocked wondering what do you think for us think if it's not best you think of it for a I mean, I'm not completely shocked
The drinking age is what 18 in Germany. I think it's different culturally
I think people in the EU get drunk earlier than people in the US
but I think people in the US, I don't know, there's upsides and downsides to each.
I think people will get drunk earlier in the UK and the EU,
but they then mail out and control their drinking better.
I think people pretty go pretty buck wild in the US when they're in college.
But I've never been to the US, so I can't really personally attest to either of that.
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wanting with not wanting to exist, not your concept what you're doing. Make sure you get
serious health man. My stream should not be the only thing helping you, but I'm glad I'm able
to help Austin. The questions no joke, get the help you need, man. Coming out.
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Malins and Charlotte, the sub Austin.
Thank you for the sub.
Again.
If you're looking to sneak peek in the best video,
I'm going to see Ains work here.
Then I'm going to see, then we'll do one more video scary act, probably not today.
Actually, if people want to, we could do a scary react instead of the bad driving woman and then do the personality test.
I'll do the bad driving video another day.
I don't really care.
We could do that.
Continue.
I love in the intro thus far.
I'm gonna hear about it tomorrow and maybe 6 or 7 vlogs last year not for the meme
genuinely I think that's how many vlogs we did so I want to make-
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Or if I talk over here. I don't know if I press the question.
I'll press the question.
I'll press the question. I'll press the question.
I will throw you off the fucking mountain, not as you and you will spatate the rest of the game.
I'm the driver. Do not...
Mother fucker!
You're fire. All right, we're going in the van. We're going in the van.
Prove like old me. I'm driving. I'm driving.
I'm driving. I'm driving.
The braining of me, Bob.
I'm bomb.
Stupid, stupid.
Stupid. It's funny though.
All right.
Do you want to do this?
I can't be the scary act. We'll see if the driving one for another.
We'll watch that diving video.
It's not going to be like horror, but it's more like a disturbing story, uh, chilling stairs video.
Now it was like what the other video we were going to watch was.
We'll watch this and then we'll do the personality tests in September, 2019.
Gag, think of it, 3.
Will you play God of War?
Maybe sometime don't know when.
Malins are traveling for the sun.
Chat, I want to say, I'm sorry to everybody that has a million games that you want me to play.
Please stop asking me when I'm going to play a specific game.
I'm not upset with you, it's just that January and February, there's a million games
that come out and I don't have the time to play all of them and I do want to get to many
of them if you have games that I don't play, if I do use them to react to videos such
I'm getting such a schedule.
That's what schedule of you and under the schedule.
Life is strange.
No idea what I'm playing that.
Probably mid-march.
We still have to play it reanimal, Resident Evil Recreem on a drops, Rechem on a drops,
higher on life too.
We still have to finish quarantine zone, how marks dropping, there's so many games that
are coming out, so many games that I got to play the S&P still out, I do want to play
God of War. I think realistically, what I'm going to reach back and play like life is strange
God of War and all those other games within the S&P is over. So like March April May,
I'll probably grind out like a God of War, maybe a cult of the WAM or fucking life is strange.
It's just like Mondays are kind of full of like two thirds S&P days and like half-day Saturdays.
So it's like that time that I would do those other games. Yeah, or even like outlasts too,
stuff like that, I'm leaving the sun. Alright, y'all lock in.
What up, let me turn off the light.
Actually, I'm not going to turn off the light for this one.
This is a disturbing video though.
Five most disturbing, diving videos.
In September 2019, a 40-year-old Stephen Weber Jr.
and his girlfriend, Kanisha Antoine, went on a vacation to Pemba Island.
Stephen had been dating Kanisha for a while by this point
and had planned to propose to her during this trip.
What neither of them knew, however,
was that the happiest trip of their lives was about to turn into an irreversible tragedy.
The groundwork for this tragedy was...
I have an absurd fear of sharks, number one, and the abyss of the ocean, more than sharks.
Like, going if I look down, it's not like murky water, okay?
Being in murky water, he upsets me, but it's not scary.
It's like if I go under it like say I'm standing and I go under water and I can't see anything
No problem if I'm at the point where I can't stand in the water and I can't see anything
That freaks me out even if the water's like 10 feet deep. It's even worse if it's the abyss of the ocean
But turn the lights off fine
But yeah, no, it's even worse then like be middle of the ocean, you know, you're like, oh, let's go swimming
Fock now, even if there is nothing within 200 meter radius or even a mile, it's like,
I don't give a fuck, that's its scary.
Arrived at the island and checked in to stay at the manthorizor just off the coast.
It had a nice uninterrupted view of the ocean, as well as a roof area to relax and enjoy
the tropical weather.
Huh?
Is that just a house in the middle of a fucking water?
The most important feature of this resort was the underwater room, which offered, oh my god,
it's gonna break.
360-degree view of the marine life surrounding the resort.
This room served as the whole idea behind how Stephen planned to propose.
He put on swimming goggles and dive down to one of the windows in this room, a prompting
can he shed to begin recording.
He then unrolled a paper note inside a Ziploc bag and pressed it against the window.
It read.
I can't hold my breath long enough to tell you everything I'd love about you, but everything
I'd love about you, I'd love more every day.
He then flipped a note and on the other side was a marriage proposal for Kanisha, reading.
Will you please be my wife?
How does this go wrong he can't hold his breath?
What?
Or does he drop the ring and then I try to get it or something?
What happened?
He also showed the wedding ring he'd brought for this occasion before swimming up the
here connesias response.
At this point connesia stopped recording and rushed to the surface floor eager to give
her answer.
Why did it once she looked outside, instead of a smiling Steven, she saw nothing.
Steven was nowhere to be seen.
Connesia climbed the roof, hoping he might have been up there.
Unfortunately, there were no signs of Steven anywhere.
The advantage, somewhere between showing her the ring and swimming up to the surface.
At what?!
I mean bro that was like an 8th of the 8th feet underwater or the fuck did he go?
Dr. Understanding the full gravity of the situation, Kanisha called for help with several
locals rushing to her aid. And fortunately it took some time to find Steven. He was floating
in the water and by that point it was already too late.
So...
Oh, bro, oh my god, I'm trying to plan a happy fucking marriage for his soon-to-be-why?
How did he die? He probably had passed out. I don't even- I don't think it was like he immediately drowned
He's trying to revive him with CPR. However, it wasn't effective
Steven had miscalculated how long he could hold his breath underwater and drowned before he could reach the surface
You can even see his hand shaking as he holds the ring near the end of the video his body desperately telling him
He needs air now
But in an effort to get his point of crisis and make the moment that much more special he ignores this and
Unfortunately it pays the ultimate price
No, dude, this isn't even like disturbing.
This is sad, man.
What the fuck?
Mini Joe is a YouTube channel
that occasionally posted travel videos
up until three years ago.
No, that's not sad and good.
Especially, I know, obviously, it's like
he's dead and that's terrible,
but also like this woman hat,
like this is supposed to be the happiest point
of your life like getting proposed to.
And then like you're excited to hug your fiance
day, and he drowns.
Most of these were typical travel blogs showcasing the hosts of different expeditions
around the world.
Vegas viewers drowning, drowning is a terrible way to die.
Terrible way to die.
However, out of the roughly 30 videos they've uploaded, one stands out for just how disturbing
it is.
This video contains a collection of footage shown as friends captured while doing technical
dives in the blue hole in the Hobb Egypt, which is often considered the deadliest
diving spot in the world.
There are a few conflicting reports on the total number, but most people agree that
somewhere between 130 and 200 divers have met their end while trying to reach its
steps.
Then is an average of 20.
I feel like when that type of death count rises in a diving spot, the government, and
I know there's places where they have done this, but I feel like it should, there's
just be like a rule of sorts.
Like, yeah, legally you should not be able to go there.
200 people have drowned or died in this area because it's that dangerous to explore like
there should be either some sort of legal safety measure to where like if you fucking pass out
they're able to save you but it lives lost per year and what's really talking about that is that
motivates even more people to do it like the fact that the dive so dangerous that people are dying
Making people go I want to do that because they want to be the one that survived.
The total is still going up. What's worse is that the remains?
I've got to see even worse with cave diving.
Worse with cave diving under water cave diving or regular cave diving.
Many victims are never recovered, which is exactly what made many Joe's videos so unsettling.
They're dives started off like any other.
But as they descended deeper, they came across the tanks, lines, and suits of those who came before and never made a deck.
Some of the remains were wedged into narrow crevices on the ocean floor, hinting at what
might have gone wrong for them.
Most were also taken over by the environment, suggesting they might have been down there
for years.
Above all, these encounters served as a constant reminder of the true danger of technical
diving.
Dude, on the same level as that, it's Mount Everest, bro.
Like, what is it, the man with a blue or yellow boots?
Like, those bodies don't decay.
Like, in that you're just seeing their gear and you're like, oh fuck people died here,
due to an arrest, they're just a dead body, it's green boots, they're just a dead body,
and they're still frozen because they're never going to decay because they're, you know,
fight fucking one negative 10 up there.
Ibers often have to carry multiple heavy tanks before they can even begin the descent.
Then once they're in the water, they have to constantly monitor their oxygen levels while
also staying aware of their surroundings.
only become more dangerous the deeper they dive, where even a moment's distraction can quickly
turn fatal. However, all of this is true for any dive, regardless of the location. When
makes the DeHab Blue Hole even more dangerous is the false sense of security it provides.
Blue holes for those who don't know are like vertical caves and oceans that go a lot deeper
than the surrounding ocean floor, and the one in DeHab Egypt is an even more extreme version of that.
One of the biggest contributors to its deadliness is its depth of about 426 feet
around 130 meters, which is very apparent from the surface.
It's also an almost vertical drop to the bottom.
This catches many new divers off guard, causing them to miscalculate their gas levels,
and tragically become another name on the memorial near the diving site.
One of the most well-known cases of this is 22-year-old Yuri Lipski, a Russian diving instructor
who...
Oh, we've seen this video, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this one's terrible due to its
on YouTube.
Many of experience under his…
Oh, is this the one really fucking sinks to the bottom, and he thinks he's swimming
sideways, but he swims to the bottom, and then he like notices it's getting darker.
It's about it.
However, he had no prior experience with the dog.
Oh, no, yeah, this is that video.
And he hits the bottom, and you hear the thought, and he just goes, which is obviously his
underwater.
Who whole, resulting in it taking his life.
The footage from his recovered diving camera showed him descending into the depths faster
than expected.
going to keep his gas levels in check, trying to quickly slow.
Because you get so disoriented when you're not, when you don't see the surf, when it, the
surface isn't like obvious.
He thought of you swimming sideways.
The Don is dissent, causing the buoyancy device to burst, and eventually succumbing
to nitrogen poisoning in just four minutes after starting his dive.
However, the sheer depth is only one part of this blue hole's danger.
As many Joe's video demonstrated, the other part of its leethality comes from the network
of partially collapsed caves littered throughout the area.
They promised incredible views and looked like prime diving spots at first glance.
But in all reality, they're deceptively difficult to navigate through.
Narrow passages and jagged rocks are everywhere.
A single mistake can leave a technical diver stuck in one of these caverns with...
Oh my god, are you caught like what are you diving tubes or something like you and then
now you're stuck down there?
No way out until their gas tanks inevitably run out.
The terrain also makes recovery extremely difficult, and many families of the fallen often
opt to just leave their loved ones down there, so as not to endanger even more lives
in recovery attempts.
Which explains why Joe came across so many diving suits in his video.
In July 2016, a diver named Jacob Child went on a group diving trip off the coast of southeast
Queensland, Australia.
The boat starts roughly 35 miles or about 56 kilometers off the coast, and Jacob was
the second to last person to dive. However, a minute after entering the water, the diving
line slipped out of his hand. He thought he could swim back to the boat and start over,
but as he got closer, he was shocked to realize the rope had been pulled in, and before
he could think of what to do next, a strong current swept the ocean surface and separated
him from the boat. To make matters...
That far away?
From the boat. To make matters worse, the captain of the boat also sped off to go fishing while
everyone was diving. By the time the other divers got back to the boat and realized Jacob
was missing. He was already completely out of their view, leaving him stranded in the middle
of the ocean. No, that's biggest fear. Oh my god, do you
the heart drop? Is that land or is that? I would start swimming with that shit, bro. I mean,
but that's probably like 50 miles away. But do you sit still? I mean, is there even a point
and sitting still? 35? That's the sky.
I was from the nearest piece of land in 35 miles. Yeah, no, visibility is like what? 10 out in the middle
That said, the distance from land was the least of Jacob's worries at that moment.
For starters, the water around him was nearly 20 degrees Celsius, which is about 68 degrees
Fahrenheit.
This wasn't nearly cold enough to make him freeze up and pass out immediately, but it
was cold enough to slowly sap away his body heat, making him more susceptible to hyperthermia
and exhaustion with every passing minute.
It was also late in the afternoon, and the sun was about to go down.
I mean, it was only going to get worse.
a while, a rescue plane flew above him twice, but it didn't see him.
And this was while it was still bright, and the inflatable indicator was visible from
quite a distance.
He knew that once a guy dark, his chances of being rescued would drop to almost zero.
I guess?
Unfortunately, there was nothing Jacob could do at that moment, but wait and continue recording
what possibly could be his last message to his family.
Identifying the right direction and then swimming for over 35 miles would have been
next to impossible.
If he had taken it upon himself to try and reach the coast, he would have likely exhausted
himself and drowned the part way through it.
He did try to follow a fishing boat he saw in the distance, but quickly realized that he wouldn't
be able to get close enough to get its attention, leading and feeling dejected.
It's way too far, I'm gonna be here.
It's a trading water, this whole time, or even what they do.
Time's, summing too far from his original location,
what have also reduced his chances of being saved,
since rescue teams would no longer know where to look.
Look, as this guy got darker, and the rescue plane failed to spot him multiple times,
the frustration was beginning to set in.
The salty sea water was also making...
Dude, I'm hoping they end up just finding him in this isn't like recovered footage.
He him extremely dehydrated, worsening his chances of survival by the minute.
However, Jacob was experienced enough to know that panicking or getting angry wouldn't do any good.
The right thing to do was to stay put while exerting the least amount of effort.
After drifting in the middle of nowhere for over six hours, she was finally spotted by a helicopter
and I wanted to save the unorescue boat with the stop nearly below the horizon that she came dangerously close to losing his life that day.
Fortunately, he was able to recover with no permanent injuries.
Oh my god, no, that one made my heart sink, dude, that's terrifying.
All the other ones are really sad, but it's like dude, just being stranded, because all
the other ones they're dying in minutes.
Like this is like a grueling battle with like the knowledge you're gonna die.
Very similar to like, you know the times where people jump off cruise ships, it's like
they don't die immediately, but they never get found, man.
you're just sitting there for a few minutes, even sit there for another six hours before he passed out.
26 of May 2013, a group of three tug boats was trying to stabilize an oil tanker during a
harsh storm nearly 20 miles or 32 kilometers off the coast of Nigeria. That's when one of the
boats named Jaskin 4 got hit by a massive rogue wave. This capsized the boat, causing it the
sink rapidly and disappear below the water surface within seconds. The company behind this
operation that West African Ventures immediately sent off a rescue mission. However,
the harsh weather made it any immediate rescue efforts near impossible. They eventually
sent a helicopter to look for any survivors who managed to swim back to the surface.
Unfortunately, even after a full day of searching, they didn't find a single member of the
Jaskin Force crew who was still alive. This left the company with no choice but to presume
the crew deceased and begin a body recovery diving mission instead. The task of retrieving the
the remains was handed down to six saturation divers who were laying under water oil pipes
nearby. The only reason they were chosen for the task was because they were the closest
to the side of the incident. Still, it took them around a day to reach the site and again
looking for Jaskin 4. The harsh waves had shifted its position significantly from where it
capsized, causing even more.
Wait, and then they got to get in the water with this shit, or do they wait for the weather
to get better? Like, there's no way they're doing a recovery dive with this, with this level
of fucking waves.
Or time lies before the retrieval mission could begin.
Unfortunately, that was far from the only hurdle the rescue divers would face on this mission.
Once they located the Jaskin foreign dove down to it, they discovered that the boat had
turned upside down.
It was now resting on it.
Oh my god, is there an air pocket and there's somebody inside still alive?
It's primary mast, which could collapse at any time.
Due to significant pirate activity in that area, all of the Jaskin forest entrances were
also locked shot at.
the divers to use specialized underwater torches just to gain access. Sadly, there are
some shins turned out to be correct. By the afternoon of the 28th of May, two days after
Jaskin forehead sunk, the rescue team managed to recover the remains of four crew members.
Though, two were still missing, I did, just as all hopes seemed lost. One of the divers,
named Tony Walker, made an incredible discovery. First in context, Tony was being instructed on
what to do by supervising.
These are not even worse.
Not only imagine being stranded in the middle of the ocean, imagine your boat capsizing
and you hear the thud, and you're on the bottom of the fucking ocean.
It's pitch black, it's hot, or cold, I don't know, and you're just fucking waiting.
We verits from the surface.
Tony was also inhaling a gas mixture which was partially helium and making his voice
While looking around the upside down boat, he came across when looked like a human hand.
He assumed it belonged to yet another falling crew member.
By that to his surprise, the hand moves and grabs him back.
What? You should be walking on the ceiling there.
What's that?
Okay.
How do you get him out? How do you get him out?
All right, follow me.
This was 29-year-old Harrison O'Kennie, a Jaskin-Force resident cook.
After a while, I mean the joy he has to feel.
Like, I feel like I do, he's probably going to start crying.
Or he even thinks he's trepented.
The hours underwater, Harrison was...
16 hours?
No, Kenny, a Jaskin-Force resident cook.
After over 60 hours underwater.
60? 60?
So he was down there for three days?
New old Harrison O'Kennie, a jaskin' for his resident cook.
After over 60 hours underwater, Harrison...
Mixed the hours underwater, Ralph.
That's over two days.
Somehow still alive.
He also seems quite aware of everything that was going on around him, and remains calm
to help the rescuers do their job.
Apparently, Harrison was in the bathroom when the boat capsized.
He tried to rush to the emergency latch, but water rushed in and trapped the crew inside.
To his knowledge, Harrison was the only one who managed to survive after creating a
make shift indoor raft from plywood at cardboard and a mattress.
After finding him, rescuers gave him fresh water and harness to keep him close.
However, the divers knew they didn't have much time to plan a proper rescue mission.
You see, the air pocket Harrison was in was about to...
Yo, and dude, the time... the time...
uh... like a lack of awareness.
You know what I mean?
It's so dark.
Like, you only see it, because this guy's flashlight, it's so dark.
He has no idea how long he's been down there, like you would think it's been a week,
like you have no idea.
No, no concept at all.
The endless than an hour, Harrison could end up suffocating if they didn't act quick enough.
On the other hand, they can just strap him into a robe and pull him back to the surface.
He had already spent over two and a half days and an extremely high pressure environment.
Taking him to the surface too quickly could have caused decompression sickness, which in
extreme cases can also be lethal.
Fortunately, due to their job of installing underwater oil pipes, the divers were uniquely
equipped to deal with these exact issues.
More specifically, they had a pressurized diving bell attached to the vessel, which
they put Harrison in after consulting a doctor.
Had this been a standard diving crew with regular scuba gear, they wouldn't have had anything
to keep Harrison alive.
Once back on the surface, he also had to spend some more time in a decompression
shabber to avoid decompression sickness, and was fairly okay after that.
However, while he recovered physically, the mental trauma of being...
Oh my god, all your friends are dead, you're the only survivor, man.
are like an attack from an animal.
Some underwater landmark. Instead, his diving sessions were more about catching fish and
crustaceans by hand or with the speargun. By it while chasing a lobster, he swam too far
into an underwater cave. He managed to catch the lobster he was after, but when he turned
around, he had no idea how to get out.
Oh my god!
No this makes me do this is giving me anxiety.
Just like the fucking shit rubbing against the camera and you're just like literally just a fucking straight flashlight.
No clue where you are.
Oh my god.
Turns around where am I?
No idea.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Turns around where am I?
No idea.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck now stop.
This is worse than a-
Fortunately, after swimming around in the cave for a few months, he was able to find the exit and swim out without any trouble.
However, this was incredibly lucky.
The thing is, diving on its own is incredibly dangerous.
A single distraction can quickly spiral into an irreversible tragedy.
But, unless they're very deep, divers at least have the option to just swim up to the surface and wait for rescue.
Though, not with cave diving.
One of the primary hazards in a cave is the environment itself.
Unlike the open ocean, many underwater caves have floors covered in extremely fine-silled.
A poorly controlled fincake, or even the exhaust bubbles from a regulator hitting the ceiling can dislodge this sediment.
This creates a silt out.
A condition where the water's visibility drops to absolute zero instantly.
Divers high powered lights become useless and in some extreme cases the diver can't even see their own hands let alone their surroundings
This also makes them unable to see their gauges or the guidelines and short. They no longer know where they're going
It where they're supposed to go or whether they're getting though this shit is entirely
Optional like people want to do this right gas mixture
I would anyone go under water cave diving
What is the appeal? Like the reward is fucking shit. There's no- it's not like they're digging for gold.
At best, they can keep swimming and hope the cave is straight enough to eventually lead them away from the murky water.
By it if they can't monitor their gassie, they could have just sit still like how long would it take for it to settle.
So nitrogen poisoning can become a serious problem. It impairs both their cognitive and motor function.
We didn't them to take their final breaths in the cave, unless someone is there to rescue them.
Even then, rescue isn't always an option. Many underwater caves are extremely narrow,
and with tanks and other essential gear, navigating these tights days sometimes,
so you fuck up that silt, like you just have to make your way through it.
Space is becomes even harder. In most cases, there isn't even enough room to turn around,
so if one diver passes out, the others can get trapped behind them and lose their lives there as well.
One of the most well-known cases of this exact scenario happened on February 6, 2014 when a team of five finished
Caver is visited in Norway to go cave diving through Plura Cave. All five of them were veteran cave divers and knew exactly what they were doing
They even had not doubt the exact round they planned to I think we watch a video about this and they get stock somewhere around here
Are you getting the law follow however as they were crossing the narrowest section of the cave
the silence down there.
They're of one of the divers got stuck, preventing him from moving forward and blocking
the others behind them.
The chaos of the situation resulted in two of the divers panicking, failing to monitor
their gauges and passing away within minutes.
The other three barely made it out alive as well.
One had to squeeze past the stuffed diver by removing his gear and swimming the rest of
the way, gasping for air from tiny pockets along the ceiling.
The remaining two had to turn back and exit through the original entrance with almost
no air left in their tanks.
In fact, that any of them made it out alive was nothing short of a miracle, highlighting
the true horror of underwater cave diving, because when things go even slightly wrong
during a cave dive, even the most experienced and well-prepared diver is struggle to survive.
I mean, I just don't understand how people like, I understand how people could get into
caving, because you might like hiking and then you kind of want to explore caves, but
Like do people get into cave diving by first and foremost liking scuba diving and then that gets kind of boring, so they want more of a thrill
Like I think that's there has to be like a root to it. You don't just get into cave diving like you get into scuba diving
You get in the deep sea scuba diving and then you probably go this is boring. I want to do like scary shit
I mean, I was a W video, but why do that was like fucking some of those some of those were disturbing
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billion dollars to go cave diving would you a
billion dollars
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maybe
billions of billions of billions, you know
Little and tragic of a sub that's different bro. I think it depends where what cave am I like diving in?
I would probably bring like the best of the best and be like, all right, we're going in and out.
We're not doing this for fun.
Literally just get me in and out of there alive.
And I'll split the bread.
Like I would pay somebody.
But yeah, I would do it.
A billion dollars.
I mean, that's like an undeniable amount of money.
A million, no.
A billion, yeah.
Anyways, chat now. It's time to take some personality tests. Do you guys want to take them as I take them?
This is a a little idea I had after we took the gay test. I thought it would be fun to just take some people
Tell me to do. Oh, what's your what's your Myersburg personality test? I'm like I have no idea
So we're gonna do a personality test
Then we're gonna do a political compass test and then we're gonna do a philosopher personality test
and we'll see what I get. If you want to take it, I'm going to link it in chat in the
YouTube videos you can look up. I'll probably link the personality tests in the YouTube
description as well if this becomes a video on the philosophy channel because some of
these are personality politically philosophically based so you could take them
alongside me. Here is the first one that we're going to take. 16 personalities,
link that mods, dub, open it up, follow suit, or follow, not follow suit, follow
question by question, low note for the sub. I've taken a political
conference that's before years ago. The Myers-Brug test, I think I'd
to take it in psychology in like 2019, man, like so, I mean, this is going to be, I don't
remember any of the questions, I don't even remember what I got. So this will be interesting
for us if you've never taken them, putting on some bodies, I kind of wanted to be super quiet.
All right, hold up. Let's get it going.
16 personalities. This is like the most known personality test for the people that don't know.
I think it's like based off how extraverted you are, how leadership, what, like how good you are,
leadership. It tests a bunch of things. And basically, just ask very wide and very specific
questions about you, your life, what you like, what you don't like. And it gives you like letters that are
based around something and it tells you, you know, who you're most like famous
person wise, but also who you would become and work well in job and group
wise in terms of groups and other fucking random shit. I'm explaining this
poorly. Let's just take the fucking test.
Logan for the three. Can you look at my unban request?
Sure. Sure. Let's not do the on let's not do the twitch or let's not do the
fucking personality test. Let's pause real quick. Just a little info asking me to review
an on band, not on an on band stream decreases the odds of you getting on band. We'll
just go through. We'll speed through all of them here. What's your username? Logan. Logan
brother. I'm not seeing a, I'm not seeing an unban request from you, Logan. Did you submit one?
I could look at why you got banned, but I can't see what your message was on your unban request.
I think that might be what you mean. I don't really know. But now I have to
span through all these people in my chat that said the N word and just deny their, uh, their
They're fucking unban's.
So let's fucking spam through this.
Any a second.
Page taking to the three.
The kid would be like the ones you react every
you have to breathe in the out of pressure right through.
The only three chapters I've ever been to make it out of
live just a little traumatized.
K for the side of the house, they give it a three.
No, not playing the shroom update on schedule one.
Yeah, I would do it then.
I have to do it with chatters though.
Why am I?
Why am I going caving with twitch chatters?
That'd be terrible.
But now I'm probably not going to play the Shroom Update on schedule 1.
I still think schedule 1's one of the better games I played on stream, but I have had
some choice words for how they've run the game updates since it's released.
I think they'd been fairly lazy.
I know it was an indie game that they could have gotten a team going.
I think the beta had a lot of glitches.
I did the beta multiple times and it glitched out.
when it actually came out and it wasn't out of beta for one of the updates. It was fairly
boring that it really added anything new and they hyped it up for like no reason. So I don't
know, I'm just I'm probably not going to play schedule one again. But yeah, Joe Martin for them
set them off the set. Yeah, let's look at your unbanned though. Logi, thanks.
You said the onward.
It's an instant ban. I can't unban you.
Well, you didn't, okay, you, okay, tell me if this is the onward chat.
button-mashing, but types out that equals and then R. I mean random button-mashing the
odds that you type out the N word here, brother is fairly low, I would say. So it's a ban.
It's just a rule in chat. I know you're subman. I'm sorry, but I got a, I mean, exactly
I'm working chat. I got a banion. Three, three, nine, seven, four, how much
one would you need to go cave diving? I don't know. Can we take the
personality test? Move on. I don't know. Walk in chat. We're taking the
personality test. Editor, go back to my intro before I had to check that
guy's in ban. Hunt for the sub. What's walking in chat? How this works?
neutral means you don't agree or disagree with the statement or a question and then the
more, you know, you go to one side or the other, the more you have an opinionated belief
on that specific thing. You regularly make a new friends.
I wanted disagree with that. I would not agree with it. If anything, I would say I'm putting that
here leaning towards neutral. You guys can also share your own answer on whether or not you agree
or disagree with the question for yourself. The lucid and hung for some or take it alongside me.
Complex and novel ideas excite you more than simple and straightforward ones.
What the fuck does that even mean? Complex and novel ideas excite you more than simple
straightforward ones like hypotheticals and like I guess like fictional ideas
creativity. Yeah, I like creative ideas. You usually feel more persuaded by what resonates
emotionally with you than by factual arguments.
Hard-dissinary. I know I get angry a lot, but persuasion is not by emotion. Like I'm
saying what I would agree opinion wise. Like if I think something, I think that thing
because I think it makes reasonable sense. I don't think that thing because I like it.
living and working spaces are clean and organized, fully agree.
I know my keyboard's dirty chat, but I'm a very organized person.
Like the background, the gamer subs are stacked in a pyramid.
I have my Funko Pops on the side.
I have the plaques hung, I have everything organized, okay?
Plasin ants even sublusive at the side. I don't like being dirty in that sense.
usually stay calm even under a lot of pressure.
I would say that, okay, see, I like that I'm taking this on chat because it forces me to be honest.
Like, I would put this, you guys are gonna say, I don't, I don't take on under pressure.
I would say, dude, chat, and like, a real, like, lock-in scenario,
I would say, I'm not like hard disagree. I'm gonna say disagree, I don't say calm.
You find the idea of networking or promoting yourself to strangers very daunting.
Guess a great.
That's what my job is.
That's like, that's what my job is.
The idea of networking is like everything.
Okay.
Next, you prioritize and plan tasks effectively,
often completing them well before the deadline.
Yeah.
Yeah, chat. I would say that is one of my best personality traits. I am
amazing at organizing and planning shit. I mean, brother, this is this is the
stream schedule on the wall. I plan shit out a month in advance. I, when I was in
college, I would finish online classes a month before the class ended.
play. I need to get back to it done. It stresses me out. I think that's one of the best
of one of the best pieces of advice I would get for success is organization and planning
because you're able to compartmentalize and be time-efficient and efficiency is everything.
People's stories and emotions speak louder to you than numbers or data.
I mean, I think it depends on the... I feel like I would take a neutral standpoint here.
It depends on the thing.
Like if you're talking about sales numbers and I have some guy talking to me about like,
hey, I think people really like dark chocolate more and he's not like talking to anything that matters.
I feel like numbers do matter but so do emotions.
Neutral standpoint.
You like to use organizing tools like schedule some words.
Yes! Yes! I write out everything I'm doing a week in advance, chat. I need to know.
I don't like spontaneity, spontaneous, spontaneous people. I can try to be spontaneous.
That's a new year's resolution of mine. Being more spontaneous.
Sponson 80s, Sponson 80s,
don't know, even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge.
I feel like I would, there's moments where I might doubt myself from mistakes,
but I'm pretty confident in things that I'm confident in, I'm confident in them.
If I'm not confident in them, I'm really not confident in them,
but they don't usually get swayed.
So I'm gonna put disagree.
You feel comfortable just waking or just walking up
to somebody you find interesting
and tracking up a conversation hard discreet.
You fucking kidding me?
Huh?
Chat, I'm talking, I'm talking comfortably right now
in front of the camera.
Way scarier, just walking up to somebody in public
and being like, hey man, really love the shirt.
Fuck now.
If I'm drunk, yeah, but that's why I'm going to not put hard disagree.
I'm going to put middle disagree.
You're not too interested in discussions about various interpretations of creative works.
I like discussing interpretations of works.
I would disagree with that.
Elbarch for the sub-logative of the three.
I'm not an L-Chatter submitted across for several reasons that a child you can.
One of your moms, please look into it.
I already denied your request.
I didn't see it initially.
Logan, it's a blanketed deny if you say the N word hard R in my chat, right? Or A, right? Either way, like, I don't know what you would say.
All I'm thinking is you're going to say I'm black, right? It's still a deny. You're not allowed to say slurs in my chat.
Have an imply of the subplass and Nancy of the sub.
Anyways, next one.
You prioritize facts over people's feelings,
and facts over feelings.
When determining a course of action,
and facts on care of the feelings,
venture here.
I think both matter,
Like you need to know like see you can't say one matter one is is obviously more than the other
Like is that like a neutral for me?
I mean, I can't ask you guys because you're gonna have a different opinion. This is my personality versus yours
I feel like in this situation. I'm so putting neutral because it's like I wouldn't disagree with that
Because I think feelings matter, but it's also like in determining what you're doing in a course of action
I mean in what like that matters on the situation
You often allow the data on fold without any schedule at all, it's a great.
You rarely worry about whether you make a good impression on people you need.
Oh, hard discreet.
The amount of time somebody will recognize me in public.
I'll talk to them, but I'm in a hurry, and then I'll leave that and I'll be like,
what's I rude? Was that mean hard discreet?
I overanalyzed the fuck out of that.
I'm like, was I an asshole to them? Oh my god, I feel so bad.
You enjoyed participating in team-based activities, yeah,
love a team-based activity.
You enjoyed experimenting with new and untested approaches.
Nah, agree, but not too much.
You prioritise being sensitive over being completely honest.
Yes, you agree.
I feel like I'm gonna just say how it is.
You actively seek out new experiences and knowledge, and knowledge areas to explore.
I do like seeking new experiences not too much, but you're prone to worrying that things
will take a turn for the worse.
I mean, I think that's just like anxiety.
Like in that sense, I would say, yeah, you enjoy solitary hobbies or activities more than
group ones. I love a group activity. I love a group game. I love a game night. I love
hanging out with people and I think that used that's very different from how I used to
be. I think chat for the people that are introverted in chat or extroverted. That
can switch. Like, have you guys experienced that? I've become so much more
extroverted than I used to be. Like I used to not want to do any group shit. I wanted
to be alone and that was it. Now I love group stuff. Love hanging out. You enjoy solitary
activities more than group ones disagree. I actually am going to put it there because I still
do like solitary stuff but like most of the time I would like group shit. You can't
imagine yourself writing fictional stories for a living. I could write a fictional story
the fuck. I literally came up with my own hunger games. I literally came up with my own
hunger games, fucking arena's bitch. What? Made a whole presentation about it. I can write
a fictional story easily. All I do is type of medical scenarios. Blossom think of the
10 gifted subs. Play continue to sub off the sub. I'm not saying it would be good. They would
be ass. Okay. Your hunger game scenarios were assnots. Can we get a time out on Carlos? You
You have any other archerators in my suit!
Timeout CarloLos for 49 seconds, sit and timeout dick.
Hundle for the sub, my Hunger Games ideas were awesome.
Timeout for 49 seconds.
Stat!
You favor efficiency in decisions, even if it means disagreeing, disregarding some emotional
aspects.
Yeah, I love efficiency.
And preferred to do your chores before allowing yourself to relax.
Yes.
Brook gets upset with me about that.
What we're done cooking, I will clean everything before eating because I can't relax
knowing that I have to clean.
I also get work done before I eat.
So I won't eat for like 10 hours straight just to get shit done.
And then I'll fucking starve because I think that's a relaxing time.
So I need to have that or half way.
The other test will be shorter.
Actually, I think the political contest
has passed my P-Pretty long tail.
In disagreements, you prioritize proving your point
over preserving the feelings of others.
I think I've gotten better at preserving the feelings of others
but I do need to prove a point.
You usually wait for others to introduce themselves first
at social gatherings.
This is great.
I'll introduce myself.
your mood can change very quickly.
You're not easily swayed by emotional arguments.
Like chat, my mood can change quickly,
but I'm saying in an argument,
the emotion isn't changing my argument.
Most of the time, not all the time.
I'm going to put midway.
You often end up doing things at the last possible moment, just agree.
You enjoy debating ethical dilemmas, a great.
You usually prefer to be around others than on your own.
You become border-loose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical.
This is a great.
What? That's the best shit!
Who the fuck becomes bored and what loses interest when discussions become highly theoretical?
That's so fun.
So fun, and I've seen people be like, yo, when the shit becomes philosophical, I'm cap out.
I'm like, okay, bro, living in the NPC world.
When facts and feeling, I'm not trying to be a dick, bro, but I'm like, how do you not like talking about that stuff?
That's like literally, I like, what you might, my eyes blaze over and I'm just like, what's happening today?
That's all that matters.
When facts and feelings can flex to usually find yourself following your heart.
Neutral, bro.
It depends on the situation, man.
You find it challenging to maintain, like see the facts and feelings ones, I feel like I just got to be neutral.
You find it challenging to maintain a consistent work or study schedule, hard discreet.
You rarely, second guess the choice is that you've made, disagree.
You, friends, would describe you as lively and outgoing.
Let me call Chris.
Hey, man. I'm on stream. I have a quick question.
Would you describe me as lively and outgoing on a scale of one to ten, one being not lively and outgoing at all,
ten being super lively and outgoing?
You like doing these things?
I'll go, I'll go, eight.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
All right.
That was all.
I hope you haven't fun.
Chat says hi.
Anyways, peace.
Thank you.
WCES.
All right.
So eight would put me there, not all the way on the end.
I think if you do full bubble, it's like you really, am I taking this test right?
Neutral, don't really care, either or, a little agree, really agree, fully agree.
Like if you're feeling big bubble, you're going with out-of-down, I fully believe that.
your drawn to various forms of creative expressions such as writing.
I don't really write.
You're usually based on your choices.
You usually based your choices on objective facts rather than emotional and interpretations.
You like to have it to do less for every day.
You rarely feel insecure.
You still.
Now, you know, the one positive thing about constantly getting hate on social media
is I no longer give a fuck about.
Actually, no, I constantly ask Brook if I'm getting,
I think I'm getting fatter.
So I don't know if it's in insecurity,
but I think I'm not locking in on the gym enough.
So I can't fully agree.
You avoid making phone calls.
Love making phone calls.
You enjoy exploring unfamiliar ideas and viewpoints.
Literally why I do philosophy shit.
I want to hear what motherfuckers think.
I buy and came from the sub, Jagan and Blossom to the sub, Jagan,
ass bundle as well.
You easily connect with people you just met, depends.
I think I could hold a conversation very well,
so I'm going to put that.
If you plan, if your plans are interrupted,
your top priorities to get back on track as soon as possible.
Oh, yeah.
You are still bothered by making mistakes that you need a long time ago.
Yeah.
You are not too interested in discussing theories
on what the world could look like in the future.
I am interested in on that.
Your emotions could control you more than you control them.
Thoughts, Jack?
On me, not you. Thoughts?
Your emotions could control you more than you control them.
I would say not fully, I'll put them there.
Now I'm going to put them there.
Half of it's stream, half of it's like stream amplify, bro.
Like in most scenarios, I'm not crashing out like that, okay?
I'm putting that's real.
Tony, yes.
Maybe in between if there was another bubble right here, I feel like that's too much.
When making decisions, you focus on how the affected people might feel, then,
on what is most logical or efficient.
I would say I actually agree with that.
I used to be like hard now, dude, back, like, you know, 20, 20, 21 jail, it's just whatever I'm thinking about.
Now I'd put that. We have two more.
Your personal work style is closer to spontaneous person energy than Oregon.
When someone thinks highly of you, you wonder how long it'll take for them to be disappointed in you.
I mean, maybe that's just like a level, that's like anxiety, bro.
You would love a job that requires you to work alone most of the time.
Mutual. You believe that pondering abstract philosophical questions is a waste of time, just a great.
You'd feel more drawn to busy, bustling atmosphere. See, why would anyone, why would anyone put yes?
You believe that pondering abstract philosophical ideas is a waste of time.
Like, brother, that annoys me. When somebody's like, I, I, I, I like when people disagree with me because I'm like, why do you disagree with me?
But to just like void the conversation as a whole pisses me off.
Like I have multiple times.
I have friends that do that and it angers me.
I still love them.
But there's multiple times where I'm in an engaged conversation
about like politics or philosophy and they'll be like,
bro, like, now it's not the time man.
Why are we even talking?
Tap out, bro.
You need to be in a conversation.
If you want to be in the conversation, you need to be in the conversation.
It's entirely off.
You feel Christian friends?
No, it's not Christian friends.
Christian friends are the ones that are just going to disagree with me, but be engaged.
It's motherfuckers that just don't care.
You feel more drawn to bustling busy atmospheres than to quiet intimate places.
I do like a quiet intimate place. I love a dive bar with medium amount of people. Does that make sense?
I don't want that shit shoulder to shoulder, but I do want there to be people.
So that's why I'm a small agreed.
If a decision feels right to you, you often act on it without needing for the proof.
This way.
Last one, you often feel overwhelmed, yes.
You complete things methodically without skipping over any steps. Yes.
Uh, yes. You prefer tasks that require you to come up with creative solutions rather than follow concrete steps.
I love steps.
You're more likely to rely on emotional intuition than logical reasoning when making a choice.
Just agree. You struggle with deadlines. Just agree.
you often way I got to answer this one that I got to put my email chat. You feel confident
things will work out for you. I mean yeah, I mean that's just like optimism to the degree.
All right. Gender mail, see results.
Chat, what do you think I got?
What did you get, chat?
Your personality is Commander.
ENTJ, Steve Jobs.
Commander.
I think when I took this way before I got architect, as an ENTJ, you're a natural-born
leader with an unparalleled drive to turn your visions in your reality.
strategic mind, excels that scene, the big picture identifying long-term goals and devising
efficient plans to achieve them.
You possess a rare combination of confidence, charisma, and decision, and this is glazing
the fuck out of me.
The size of this that draws others to you and inspires them to follow your lead.
Your personal life is characterized by ambition and relentless pursuit of success.
You have an innate ability to organize people and resources create order out of chaos and transforming
abstract ideas and concrete results.
I got mediator what you guys get. What was the name of the thing you guys got?
I want to like read the other ones bro like how do I see the other ones?
Personality traits 74% extraverted 75% intuitive 63% thinking 90% judging. Whoa. Oh
Yeah, that means wait judging is your likely organized decisive and thorough
So, valuing structure and planning of spontaneity, do that hate spontaneity.
I think I'm type A. That's what it's called like type A. Need to plan shit, bro.
Turbulent. You're likely self-conscious, sensitive to stress, success, driven, perfectionistic,
and eager to improve. Your career path.
intellectual trades. You got it on lock now. Bitch, I ain't paying for that. All right,
somebody what famous people I'm like. Gordon Ramsey, Steve Jobs, Margaret Fatter, FDR, Jim
Carey, Wuppy, Goldbird, Harrison Ford, and Malcolm X. Dr. Strange, Dr. Strange, I'm opening the
portal. Tony Supranow, I like that. David Palmer, Malcolm, Merlin, Mary Talbot, Francis
J. Underwood. I don't know half of these people, bro. Yeah, I still relate to this. I
It's so related to this result.
I got Skyler White.
Sorry, hear that.
All right, it's time for the political compass test.
And then we're going to do the full loss of her one.
Oh, here's the political compass test for the people that want to take that one as well. Daniel, think of it a three.
Read my other message. You watched the 20, 25 beam rewind video. Probably not going to watch the beam rewind video right now.
If you haven't been using it with a lot of skills, you're going to play a video. So, I'm going to give such a step.
My next to see was in the cave putting up ads is what the other message you said was.
WX for the subs. Fever and came from the sub. I'm buying Jacob from the sub. All right.
I think this one's shorter than the personality test.
How a political compass test works is it is divided into four squares, and it basically
is supposed to tell you how like socially left leaning you are and economically right left
leaning you are.
Actually let me see how it's divided.
Political compass test.
I think it's like authoritarian,
yeah, you can be authoritarian left in libertarian
and libertarian and then left and right.
This is what the box looks like.
So economy is left and right
and then socially is up and down.
I think I'm going to fall into the shocker
libertarian left.
I think if I had a guess I'm gonna be right now, right now.
Brook took this test who in my girlfriend is more liberal than me and she was here
where my mouse is. I think I'm going to be like here. Top right. I don't think I'm
going to get authoritarian right. I think if I get authoritarian right that will be
the shock of the century.
And for me and my audience, that would be insane.
All right, let's go.
Some of these questions I might have to walk up.
I'm going to be honest if I don't know what the fuck it's asking.
You guys might also not know.
Let's go.
Someone for the free.
God, uh,
Let's just in I&TP, uh,
for people I got Bill Gates,
I've been in I&SON as a good in Niel.
Dude Niel is a pretty cool pool.
Page one.
a few propositions to start with, strongly disagree, agree, agree, disagree, okay.
If economic globalization is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than
interests of transnational corporations, agree. I think humans should be the one benefiting
not corporations or companies. I'd always support my country whether it was right or wrong,
strong, or disagree. No one chooses their country of birth, so it's foolish to be proud of it.
Some of these, I'm going to have to think on, no, I think you could be happy with the country
that you're born into and proud of being a part of the nation, but not to a level of
extremeness. So I'm going to put a gray. Wait, no, disagree. I think you can be proud of your
nation. I don't think that's wrong. But I think it gets wrong when it's like you're so proud
that it's absurd. It's still your thoughts. Yeah, I know. I'm going to put what I think. I'm
just trying to explain what I'm thinking. Our racist many superior qualities compared with
other racists. That's I need to put in that that's not even political competence. That's just
Racism, like that's absolutely our racist superior qualities. Bro, that is literally some fucking neon oxy shit support. Bro, that's crazy.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The enemy is my of my enemy is my friend.
In a war sense, yes, in a life sense, not necessarily, but people do feel friendships
often hatred for similar people.
I would say that's like, the enemy of my enemy of my friend.
I kind of wanted light disagree, I wish I could neutral.
I like how this test force is an answer, though.
I think neutrals a lame pick, and I did do that for some of the other personalities.
I would put like, barely, I would put like, neutral to like, barely agree, but not really.
Need of versus Russia versus US.
You have a certain instances where it's like, I don't know, I'm going to put barely disagree.
No, I can't have chat sway me.
I don't really know.
I feel like this one I would put neutral because I think it very much depends on what
the fuck we're talking about.
It's not inherently your friend, so now, but it could be, like that is a sparking point
of conversation, military action that defies international laws sometimes justified.
There's now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment fully agree, bro.
I think most people on both sides would agree that fake news in general scary.
Like the amount of shit, even on both news stations that are fueled by profitability rather than actual information.
People are ultimately divided more by class than by nationality.
It's strongly agree.
Controlling inflation is more important than controlling unemployment.
I think both matter and both are shipping scales for one another and that's what the current
President Trump is battling, is that we have an unemployment and an inflation crisis.
I think that inflation being on the rise,
which is more of a forefront problem.
Because you need people to be employed,
but if you don't care about inflation and hyperinflation exists,
and then the valuation of money decreases,
I feel like this is like a really hard question to answer.
Oh my God.
I don't know, inflation causes unemployment.
I think they're related with one another entirely.
Flation causes employment on employment.
Yeah, in some ways, evaluation of money.
I would say controlling inflation would inherently help unemployment.
Like getting people unemployed and just pumping money
is probably a pretty bad idea.
And I think that's what we're doing.
Inflation at 2.7% higher than 2% target, unemployment itself is actually on the low end
for average people.
Unemployment from young people, it's fucked.
I don't know.
I feel like I both matter, but it's just which one controls the other.
Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment.
They require regulation.
Yeah, good.
But from each according to his ability, to each according to his need
It is a fundamentally good idea from each according to his ability to each according to
his need.
Brian, you'll look that up.
It's associated with communism and the idea of shared goods and services, but like I don't know...
I think fundamentally good idea, like you could say that's a good idea, I think it's impossible to put into practice.
like to just have that fully work,
but I would say sure in some way,
like you should be able to aid people and freedoms of goods and services based off their needs.
From each and according to his ability to each according to his need.
And I'm misinterpreting that though.
I want that to be in a sense of like,
if you're not capable of work, you should still be covered in some sense,
like an asocialism sense, like you should still have the needs that you need.
Or your needs covered.
The freer the market, the freer the people disagree.
I understand I'm not going to hard disagree because I think a freer market in some sense makes sense,
but it's not just an equivalent, the freer the market, the freer the people.
Because you're going to have instances where corporations just control the majority of people.
It's a sad reflection on our society that something is basic as drinking water is now a bottled
brand-branded consumer product, that's great.
I think water, like, unflavored tap water in drinking water, is like something that should
be like a free commodity.
Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold, disagree.
I'm going to actually strongly disagree.
I think you should be able to buy in Zellland.
I think who should be able to buy in Zell that land
should not be up to companies themselves?
I think people should be able to buy property though.
It's regrettable that many personal fortunes
are made by people who simply manipulate money
and contribute nothing to society.
Oh, it's just a wrong lead rate.
And it sucks, just like I have to play the money market game.
you have to play the money market game.
If you don't play the money market game,
you're an idiot, but it sucks that that exists.
It sucks that the idea of having money
and being able to just invest that money
and manipulate that money in a good way
enables you to gain 10, 12% interest every year
and you don't actually have to contribute
any, you're not contributing anything
in value in terms of product or actual work ethic or work.
work. You're just changing money around and investing it in a way that suits you and
aids you in a long-term where you battle inflation and gain my more.
You turn the brightness down now. Protectionism is sometimes necessary and trade, do the
thing. The theory or practice of shielding a country's domestic
industries from foreign competition by taxing imports, so tariffs. Yeah. I don't think all
tariffs are bad. I think it depends on the necessity and use of those tariffs and what
makes you use that tariff. The only social responsibility of a company should be to deliver
a profit to a chairholders. Oh fuck now. Strongly disagree. A company should give profit
to its shareholders, but it should also be a company that gives a good product to the
people and also provides value to its workers. You should do this with Brock. Brock
already did it. Richard to highly taxed. Just agree. Those two and before anybody goes,
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm in the high stacks bracket, Dick.
So I think I can fucking sit here and say disagree, right?
I get taxed 49% of my income.
It sucks, but it's like I'm not too highly taxed.
I'm the guy that pays it, right?
And then the people that are above me actually
have loopholes, and they pay less than I do, which annoys me.
49%.
Well, 39 federal and then you get 10.5 state.
It's New Jersey.
New Jersey is high state tax.
those with the ability to pay should have high access
should have access to higher standards of medical care.
See, this question's worded in a way that I don't like,
because I think if you have the money, you should be able to pay
for like, experimental shifts, but I think everybody
should have access to a very high and equal standard of medical care. So disagree.
Like, I don't want this to be like, oh, those with the ability to pay should have higher access to standard of medical care.
So disagree, that means you get the lowest. No, I think everybody's medical care.
I don't think we should have like health insurance that you have to pay for.
Right. I think that should be free in a high quality.
Government should penalize businesses that mislead the public.
What? A genuine free market requires restriction on the ability of predator
multinationals to create monopolies. Yeah. A free market requires restrictions on
the abilities and put in a money national security monopolies. Yeah. If you have a
free market is in monopolies because then monopolies just effectively become the
government's themselves.
Australia's free medical, a lot of places are free medical.
Abortion when a woman's life is not threatened should always be illegal.
This one's going to upset some people.
Abortion when the woman's life is not threatened should always be the
I hate the double knots.
Abortion when the woman's life is not threatened should always be illegal.
disagree. All authority should be questioned. Great. I for
not too, for too. Hmm. I for I too, for the tooth, whole world goes blind
disagree. Taxpayers should not be expected to prop up any theaters or
museums that cannot survive on a commercial basis. disagree.
Not strongly disagree disagree.
I think that there needs to be room for the arts.
I think arts as in theaters and then museums as in education are things that we need
in society to aid and create people's creativity, foster creativity, and just remind us
of obviously our past historically through museums.
I think there's a reason that you have museums and arts, even if people are going to
than they should be there for when people want to.
I think that's something that doesn't need to survive.
I'm not going to put strongly disagree
because obviously if you're prowling up a piece of shit
using em, that has terrible fucking exhibits
and nobody goes to them, that's different.
But it's like, I'm going to disagree in the sense
that I think the government should aid museums and theaters.
Schools should not make classroom attendance compulsory.
I think you should be forced to attend school.
I think you should need to attend school.
I, and, and, and, and not in college.
Yeah, can we stop with the not shit?
That's what I'm saying.
It's like a double knot.
It's confusing me.
Just say what you're trying to say.
Should schools schools should not make classroom attendance
compulsory?
No, they should.
so disagree. All people have the rights, but it is better for all of us that
different sources of people should keep to their own kind. Jesus Christ, brother, it's
like you can see the questions that are just here. It's like determined like who's
going to be armed right up to the top or authoritarian. Holy fuck. Like that is, that is absurd.
people have have their rights and of statement. It is better for all of us
that different sorts of people should keep their own kind, disagree,
but good parents sometimes have to spank their children disagree.
I'm not going to go under the gentle parenting guys, but I think that there is
instances, I don't think that there's instances where you need to spank your
kid, but I think disciplines it's own thing. Right, but I think hitting your
kids different. I think disciplining like I'm not gentle parenting in the sense of
like, oh, you know, you let your kid do what they want,
and then you just talk to them and be like, you know, Jimmy,
that was wrong. No, you make him go fucking,
dig a hole. You, now you're going to go fucking stand outside
for 30 minutes. Sorry, right? Not going to hit him,
but it's like, there's still punishment. Statue for children to keep
some secrets from their parents. I think that is a bad
parenting ideology I think if your kid is keeping secrets from you he's clearly
scared of you to be honest with you I think that's that means you're you're doing
something wrong as a parent I'm going to discrepanel
possessing marijuana for personal use should not be a criminal offense
where does chat think I'm going to land on this
possessing marijuana for personal use should not be a criminal offense strong
I think personal possession of any drug should not result in prison time.
Like I think that you, I'm not going to say I want the decriminalization of all drugs
in how they're dealt, but I don't think you should be criminally charged with having heroin
for yourself. You are a drug addict. You need help. And I don't think that help is sending
you to prison. Like hey, that's the equivalent of me saying, hey, you're a drug addict.
You have a problem because of that. I'm going to punish you. If you're selling heroin,
yes, that should be a crime. It should be more forced rehab. Does that make sense? Like I don't
know what situation you're going to have where you're able to help that. But like if somebody
say the police catch you with heroin. I don't, and it's not like dealer heroin, like you're not selling it. You're using.
I think you should be forced to go to a rehabilitation program. I don't think they should put you in prison for 10 years.
And Coke, any drug, because you're a user of that. If you're dealing it it's different. If you're
sharing it, it's different. But if you're going on a corner buying heroin for yourself and then you
I think like you should not be in prison because it that's the thing
It's not illegal to be on heroin. It's illegal to have heroin
That's why so many rappers and people you see OD when they get caught because they fucking eat it all and
They they take all of it and then now it's no or in movies comedy movies
It's like shit man the cops are here eat all the weed because it's not a crime to have weed in your system
It's a crime to hold that had that lead.
Like distribution numbers is the problem.
I don't think you're having an eighth of lead
should mean you should go to fucking jail for a month
or not a month, a year, two years, 10 years.
The prime function of schooling should be
to cut the future generation to find jobs.
I think schooling should serve for a multitude of things.
I'm not going to agree on that and that it should help you find jobs, but I also think
school should help you in terms of like, creative thinking, critical thinking, and a few other
things. I don't want to say, I don't know about prime function. Like when I say schooling,
I think that encompasses college as well, so I have to agree. But like schooling as a broad
thing is not just about preparing you for jobs. People with serious, inheritable disability
should not be allowed to reproduce.
People have been serious,
in heritable disability should not be allowed to reproduce.
I think anybody is the right to reproduce.
I think it is the capacity to be able
to take care of your child that matters.
But that's eugenics, chat, by the way,
for the people that are like strong they are agreeing.
That's eugenics.
You go down a, this goes down a long rabbit hole.
This does not mean like, hey, you have an
inheritable disability of like a disease.
This goes down the line of like, hey, you have like
autism, you can't have kids.
I'm just letting you know.
So if you're saying strongly agree, this is the, this is,
this is the pipeline of eugenics.
It's a hard question.
Like how would you not allow somebody to reproduce for
sterilization?
That's where you get down that radical.
California, 1930s.
So disagree. I think I understand in the sense of like if you're not able to take care of your child, you shouldn't have a kid.
But it's not I'm putting disagree. I'm putting not strong in disagree, just disagree because of that.
But I don't think in any scenario you should not like you should forcefully sterilize or not allow legally somebody to have a kid.
Most important thing for children to learn is to accept discipline.
There are no savages to utilize people. There's only different cultures.
I mean, there's different cultures, but there are people within specific civilizations that are savages.
Like, what does that mean? A greed? No, I don't think there's oh, it's as people's, then a greed.
great. Peoples as a group. I don't think there's any group that is a savage, but I think
there are people that are insane, but I'm going to agree that civilized people so
group. Those who are able to work and refuse the opportunity should not expect society
support.
able to work and refuse the opportunity.
I think you should expect,
I think society's support should be for people that are in need.
I think if you're actively refusing to work,
you should not be getting help.
Like if you're a bum, this is literally being a bum.
If you're a bum, you shouldn't be able to
fiend off like government help.
Like if you're being a bum.
Like UBI is different.
Like universal based income is supposed to motivate people.
I agree with UBI.
I have very socialist ideologies and like liberal ideologies.
But like that is for people that are in need
of financial support.
If you're actively given the job opportunity to work
40 hours a week and you're refusing it
not because you have something else
that you need to do like take care of kids.
You're just refusing it because you don't want to work.
That's bomb shit.
When you are troubled, it's better to not think about it
but to keep busy with more cheerful things.
I think you don't want to make yourself like fucking insane over the amount of stress you have,
right?
I think you should enable yourself to still enjoy things in times of stress, but you shouldn't
just ignore it.
First generation immigrants can never be fully integrated within their new country,
doesn't it?
What's good for the most successful corporation is ultimately good for all of us, that's
a great.
broadcasting institution however independent it's content should receive public funding.
Public funding meaning from the people are not from the people from the government.
No broadcast institution however independent it's content yeah you should not be funded
by the government because that caused biases.
Agreed.
Our civil liberties are being excessively curbed in the name of Tower Terrorism.
I'm going to turn down this music.
This isn't fucking loud for some reason.
Our civil liberties are being excessively curbed in the name of Counter Terrorism.
What? I got a Google that. Make sure I'm fucking understanding that.
Like to counterterrorism, we're being able to do less and less ourselves.
What like TSA? Like what would be an example of like our civil liberties being curved?
Fundamental rights and freedoms protected by the Constitution, yeah, but like that's not answering my question.
Like what ice?
Yeah.
Our civil liberties would be excessively curved in the name.
Mine isn't, but because I'm a privileged white man, but like ours in society, yeah.
Significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that the
lay progress in a democratic political system.
I don't agree with a one-party state, but a one-party state doesn't have a system of
Jackson balance and it's so they're more efficient in that sense, but that
efficiency could be wrong. So, although the electric, so it's not really an advantage.
Although the electronic age makes official surveillance easier,
only wrong viewers need to be worried. disagree. The fuck?
Only wrong viewers need to be worried about the electronic age, dude. What? They're tracking
your information and surveilling you to sell that information so they could fucking
marketing, market to you. And then just like people camp with cameras in general just be creepy
about what? The death penalty should be only an option for most serious crimes.
We'll see here's what's weird. Is you could disagree and believe that the death penalty is
right in non-serious crimes or you could disagree and say the death penalty is not right in general?
I think the death penalty is a waste of money in the United States and also not the worst
punishment for the worst offenders. I think life in prisons worse than the death penalty.
But I think disagreeing in this question is basically saying you think the death penalty should be an
option for non-serious crimes. So I have to agree even though I don't like this question is
worded poorly. In a civilized society, one must always have people above to be
obeyed and people below to be commanded.
I think you need a government to function, but is that saying economically? Like, you can't, yeah, I don't think there's ever a situation where every single person in society is equal and power.
So, I have to agree. You cannot have a society where there aren't commanders in the commandant.
But, I think the commandant should be willingly commanded by the commanders.
Communism? No, because even in communism, even in communism, you have a commander. You have a guy with ultimate power.
Socially, I don't know, abstract art that doesn't represent anything, shouldn't be considered
art at all.
Like modern art, let me look up some images of abstract art to gain my info here.
Now I'm going to disagree but not fully because I think some abstract arts stupid,
but like I would say this is still art, this is pretty to look at.
What I pay a million dollars for it now, but I'd give you a five or so I think it's still
art.
The criminal justice punishments should be more important than rehabilitation, disagree.
Rehabilitation is everything.
That's why the US prison system is terrible.
It is a waste of time to try and rehabilitate some criminals, disagree.
Not strongly disagree, because there are serial killers in like Jeffrey Dombers and the
John Gacy's world.
But I think the majority of the broad broad majority of people could be rehabilitated.
I think very few some, some criminals,
but some still seems like a lot.
The business person in the manufacturer
are more important than the writer and the artist.
This is really, I think they're equal in some way.
I think both are needed in society.
It's why architecture is set up pressing now.
It's why when you walk into city,
the vibe is immediately low.
People are more depressed than ever,
duty if arts were in the world more and people are allowed to express themselves creatively
more. I think people would be a lot happier and I think society would run more efficiently
if people were happier. They're important in their own way. They're both needed.
Mothers may have careers the first cities via homemaker, disagree. You see that one video,
the fucking kicker from the fucking chiefs that gave a speech at college and told all the
women that were graduating that their job should be first and foremost to be mothers.
Like what is that guy saying, Ralph?
Hey, why don't you give a speech to people graduating college?
Majority of people that graduated college,
by the way, are women.
Fucking idiot, not me.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, why don't I talk to the majority of people
in the audience that are women
and tell them what did, like what are we doing?
Almost all politicians brought us economic growth,
but we should heed the warnings of climate change that growth.
We should heed the warnings of climate science,
that growth is detrimental to our efforts
to curb global warming.
That was word vomit.
Yeah.
Almost all politicians promise economic growth.
Okay.
But we should heed the warnings of climate science.
That growth is detrimental to our efforts.
No, we should not heed the warnings.
Making peace with the establishment
is an important aspect of maturity.
Listen, great.
A third and receive the sub-less way for the sense of your,
for the three of the death penalties allowed for whatever the crime,
then social divorce, and I understand how right
son of people say that the religion says you can't kill people
of horse and the other, fine, when it's crime.
Yeah.
No, I understand what you're saying.
If people fully disagree with the portion,
they should also disagree with the death penalty,
because in either scenario, it's murder,
or putting people to death.
And in that sense, war as well.
But I mean, then you're just getting into the contradicative statements
of not just, it's not religion, it's just people, like I contradict myself as well in certain scenarios,
but yeah, damn for the sub-Western person.
Like that's why people would probably say you agree with the abortion, but you disagree with
the death penalty.
I'm not disagreeing with the death penalty because I think killing people that have walked
into a school and killed 30 children is wrong, I'm saying that it logically and economically
doesn't make sense to kill most criminals. Anyways, you must read, I probably have
misread some of these, but astrology accurately explains many things. You cannot be moral
without being religious. Charity is better than social security as a means of helping
genuinely disadvantaged. What does that mean? Like social security, like
actual social security checks? I'm doing this question.
No, it's safety nets needed. I would say charity is a good thing, but I think
social security is better now. I mean I do charity streams all the time, but I
I think social security in a government being able to provide funds for the people as
a means of safety net is better if then anything a charity could do.
Some people are naturally unlucky, oh, yeah, I mean, born into a shitty, shitty, yeah, no.
I would say some people are naturally unlucky, not in day to day life, but naturally
unlucky in the sense of like, yeah, you got born into a shit situation.
It's important that my child's school
and still's religious values, holy fuck.
Sex outside marriage is hugely immoral.
A same sex couple in a stable loving relationship
should not be excluded from the possibility
of childhood doctrine.
See, it's a double negative.
They should be able to have a kid, yes.
Poor Niagara Free depicting consenting adults
should be legal for the adult population. What goes on in a private better in between
consenting adults is no business of the state. Who would put, yeah? Who would put that?
Who would put that? Who would put that? Like no, every other question, Joe, do you think the
government should know who you're fucking? That's like, yo, that's weird, bro. Who's like,
yeah, the government should know that you're having gay sex. Like that's fucking insane. That's
insane. No one can feel naturally homosexual, disagree. These days openness about sex has gone
too far, disagree. All right, let's see where we stand.
That's explaining it.
Starting point, origin political Congress 2001.
Uh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, North Korea, top left. Like somebody,
yo chat, somebody actually takes this test in lands of earth North Korea is.
China, Saudi Arabia Singapore, New York Lane, Switzerland.
I mean, that's about where I said I would be.
I said I was going to be here.
So we're like two squares away.
Dirty liberal on God.
on God dirty liberal. You've got those soft-sicty hands that you've been drinking that
fucking bond tap water they still have been able to fix. Wisp and dampness of
eighth and reach for the Sun's in your fifth rate. Alright I'm gonna piss over time
I'm never gonna fucking do this philosophy one.
Count me down.
You
All right, we got one more test.
We'll have to stop scanning them for A.
I had to get daily three in before I get to work.
I hope the shit is going to be the busiest fox on this most of it.
We'll do that.
I hope you have a good day at work.
Be aware of this.
All right, chat.
Now we're taking a philosopher personality test.
measures which of the seven venerable philosophers he resembled of those. Interesting, interesting. Let's see how it goes.
Thirty-five questions. Let's crank for real on. Wait, didn't momentum? I have to link this to you guys. I'm an idiot.
So for personality test.
Mods, can we link that to them?
Thank you.
Mods.
Okay.
Lock in, view out for some.
The highest truths I got to play the music.
It's awkward.
That is quiet.
You need to explain these?
I'll explain that.
I mean, I might not get all of them.
The highest truths about this world are not rational or analytical,
but can be grasped only through a sort of mystical intuition.
I hard-fucking disagree with that.
I think that the majority of truths in the world
can be reasoned. And I think that there is no definitive answer or truth to the highest truth,
right? I think a lot of that stuff is subjective, but personally, I would find the truth
that I would hold for a reason rather than mystical intuition or faith. So some people may
agree, some people may disagree. Being preoccupied with whether one is a good person or not is a
sign that one is a lesser being. I'm not going to fool like I don't think that should be the only thing you're thinking about in life, but I mean, like, I mean, that matters. They're not in order. Yeah, they might be jumbled chat. They're not in order. Well, sorry. You guys aren't going to be able to take it with me.
being preoccupied with the other one is a one is a good personized assignment one is a lesser being saying lesser being is fucking nuts. So now
There is not much about this world that we can never know wait there is much about this world that we can never know with certain me. Yeah
I mean these are really like controversial statements. I feel like this is very like
Luke warm shit right now
Not much about this world that we there is much about this world that we can never know with certainty. Yeah
I mean, the majority of the things that you talk about philosophically are things that you'll never be able to definitively know that's all point of why they're discussed.
Animals are better people than most people.
Now.
I think the argument here is that humans are conniving and mischievous and try to hide their animalistic tendencies, whereas animals just fully embody them.
So it's like a similar idea of respect rather than somebody that's like faking being somebody they're not
So they're better people than most people. So I could agree in some senses of that
But I'm still gonna disagree in the sense that animals are not better people than most people the mind is basically a machine. Yeah
I mean fully yeah
Your mind your computer with emotions. So I'm not gonna fully agree. I stir up controversy simply for the sake of argument
I do love an argument. I do love a debate. I love talking and disagreeing.
I've there have been instances where I will play devil's advocate and disagree with my friend for the sake of disagreeing with them even though I actually don't disagree with them.
Wait. Also I would agree with that. I mock people's religious beliefs.
I think some people would say I do. I think a lot of people would say I do. I don't think I do.
I think that I try to disagree and I may even at points be slightly heated in my disagreement,
but I don't think I mock religious beliefs. I respect religious beliefs. I do not mock them. I disagree with them.
But I do not mock them.
So I asked an irrespectful manner, then I'll put middle of the road.
Generally speaking, only the highest specimens of humanity interest me.
Now everybody does.
Our base desires as human beings are course and vulgar.
It's to say that we're naturally immoral evil beings.
I think animalistic desires can be somewhat course and vulgar, but not our base desires.
I'm going to disagree.
The wise human beings avoid the alert of power and fame.
I'm disagreeing with so many of these.
The wise human being avoids the alert of power and fame.
I will say, I think the, no, no.
Because I think almost all beings that are considered wise have power.
And so if you're considered wise,
you're not avoiding power, you're gaining the thing that you're specifically trying to avoid outside of being like a literal hermit.
Because any all religions revolve around power, money revolves around power, government revolves around power.
Everything that you want to do revolves around power, fame on the other hand, I could agree with the power and fame or two different things.
You get all people with fame have power, all people with power do not necessarily have fame.
Beautiful language is not as important as people make it out to thee. People should say what they mean as briefly and plainly as possible. My God, yes.
I think beautiful language is needed in a sense of, I guess, relying your opinion to somebody, but outside of being able to say what you mean,
there's no need to say fancy words. I think being, I don't, that's just what, that's
the take I have and you could say that I'm dumb and that's fine, right? I don't have
a large vocabulary, comparable to a lot of other people and a lot of other people
in this chat, a lot of other people that are streamers, a lot of other people that do
philosophy. I think I can convey my opinion in the same accuracy that somebody with a large
vocabulary or larger vocabulary than I could in the same sense, right? I think there are words
like benevolence is a word that I think is big and not a lot of people know, but is needed
in certain instances. If it's needed, use it. If it's not needed, don't say some word
jumbo to sound smart. You look like a dumbass. So I'm gonna go there because I think it depends.
People who are professed to be greatly concerned with so-called objective truths are really just
professing their weaknesses. Oh yes. Hmm, I agree. I think if you're so stuck on your objective truth
being right. You're saying that you're terrified of it being wrong. You're fearful of it being the opposite.
Like an objective truth. I don't think I see I don't want to like put full agree for many of them,
but I feel like that's one. I'm a creature of habit. Yeah. Yeah, I think all people are creatures
about it. There's always a clear right or wrong course of action in every moral, the limit, just great.
I don't think moral arguments are white and black the majority of the time. I think it depends.
The situation in the context of the situation matters entirely.
So it's not, there's always a clear right or wrong course of action in every moral one.
I would strongly disagree. It's not always clear right or wrong.
Sexual traction tends to lead people in the bad situations.
Tens to, I feel like I might put this at a neutral,
because I think it depends on the situation again.
Maybe leaning, like if I could put like there,
I would, but I'm gonna keep it neutral.
Beauty in this world is proof that there's a transcendent, higher world.
Nothing of that. I think so many people will say, Joe, but the world makes so much sense.
Everything, it's so put together. There has to be a higher being. I don't like I get what you're saying,
but it seems like that because that's what you know.
God could jumble the universe's laws into any random set of rules, and it would make sense in seem like a higher power made it in any situation
Like just because the world makes sense in the way that it's put together doesn't mean a transcendent higher power to it
Most people are unable to think for themselves
Not most a lot so I'm gonna put there
I think the majority of people gain their opinions, values, and beliefs from their parents.
They're not even loyalty.
They gain their royalties to certain sports teams, political figures, religious,
I was going to say religious ideologies, but just religions.
The majority of things you inherit from your parents, and they never sway from it.
And it's not bad if you agree with your parents, it's bad if you agree with your parents for the sake of agreeing with your parents.
I have a flare for controversy. The fuck does that mean? Like like it, neutral. People think I'm much harsher and more hard-headed than I really am.
I mean, do you guys think I'm a harsh and hard headed?
Low on the, I'll let thank you for the subsidy thinking of this time.
I think most people would say, yeah, green thinking of the three big milk
pattern again, so we are no campaign ad, the Department of Agriculture
was doing what are they doing, said I think of this time.
Our minds can never comprehend reality as exactly as it is, yes, it's
impossible to do.
Reality as we know it is based off our human perception and how you
see here in interactive things, your reality is entirely based off of the world that has
been built around you and how you perceive it. What the universe actually is is impossible
to describe or understand because you have perception and you're limited to it or by it.
Most people need to be led and controlled. No. People fuss too much over their banal every day
problems. So if he's in a threat, I got to google what the fucking word
Bainel means. Never heard that in my life. Bainel.
Latching in originality as to be obvious and boring. People fuss too much of their
are boring and obvious everyday problems.
Now, I feel like that's a part of everyday life.
So many of the three rivers for the sub.
I think it depends on the person.
People, not people that I know,
the context cannot be truly good if it is not beautifully written.
Not full disintegrated discreet.
People, people, children can front me.
I can put them right back with little fear
of the consequences.
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna confront them back.
My view on life is often misunderstood.
Oh my God, yes, dude.
The amount of people in comment sections
that are like, shows actually Christian.
He's just kind of lost.
Joe's actually atheist.
He doesn't believe it anything.
Joe's actually this.
The amount of people that say my own beliefs
with profound, like confidence is absurd,
that say they know what I think
without actually knowing what I think.
I shock people by saying outrageous inoffensive things.
No.
Simple pleasures are the best.
I make use of long chains of logical arguments
in my thinking so as to route out any contradictions
or uncertainties.
I think if I'm thinking in my own head about something I try to just prove it in the
multitude of ways and by doing so you gain a long chain of water for arguments.
I mock people who think they are all that so as to deflate their egos.
Yeah.
I mean I used to be one of those guys.
So if you're the sub-finacitor threat, why does time pass remember watching in my school
laps up 22, 23. Well, welcome. I'm more interested in things that can be measured than
some pie in the sky type of thinking. I mean, I'm down to hear beliefs, but I want them
to be reason, but it doesn't need to be measured. So, quote, evil people are just ignorant
and in need of knowledge of the good. That is a big argument. That most evil deeds are done
through ignorance rather than true evil. And most people that do evil deeds aren't doing
it because they're truly evil, but because what they think they're doing is actually right.
I would agree. I think the majority of people that do wrong don't actually recognize that they're
doing wrong. They think they're doing right. They're stupid, but they think they're doing the right.
Not all situations, though. I shock people with class actions and words to speak. I ask questions
that others consider crazy, maybe so. The best insight is gained by approaching a subject in a
practical and orderly manner, indexing it and mapping out what is currently known about it.
In yeah, a life marked by the absence of pain is better than a life marked by the presence of pleasure.
A life marked by the absence of pain is better than a life marked by the presence of
pleasure.
I mean, you could say those are similar in one of the same things.
I think a life marked by the presence of pleasure is better than a life marked by the
absence of pain.
But then you're saying a life marked by the presence of pleasure could also have pain.
pain doesn't inherently bring pleasure. I'm neutral on that.
Court of thank you for this, uh, finish. Who are we most like? Results, chat, here
we go. This makes no fucking sense. Actually it does. 65% like dated him. I hated reading
him that pisses me off, 40% knee jaw, that's fine, Aristotle, Epicureus 60% caught 65
Diogenes, the man who lived in a barrel, 40% played out 25. Awesome. I got the same, you
got the same exact results, no way. Dark for the subcordofe, this could take it to
the side. I think most I was like, let's count, which is weird, because I don't like reading
cons. Not taking it to five. Fill us up a
video. Okay, because I don't really
know if you've seen it, paying me to go
into the mountains. I have seen that
video. But thank you for informing me
of it. So if you think of it,
if you're right, I always give
my mom fills up and takes my
religion. She always says you don't
even know what your religion is
yet. You're too young. When I know
I can never believe in the God that's
pissing me off. Well, I'm sorry,
you're not. I don't really know what
to say. All right. Chats. We're
going to call that there. We're going
to post on the main end of the
gaming or right when I end. So go watch that. But if you have any
videos you want to watch, you have to play with it. You have such a
step. I would be like tomorrow at 2 p.m. The SC we're going to be
starting with high tail running that for a while moving into, um,
maybe an S&P event quarantine down or group games. Tuesday. I'm not
live. One thing is going to be hard games or end of games into more
quarantine zone because I want to be that game before we're on like a
weird schedule Thursday. I'm off Friday's reacts Saturday. S&P
Brovee Brovee Brovee, you say,
if next Sunday, reacts in robots with steak,
next Monday, Ender, Dragon, Fight,
and the Ender, Dragon, or the end event on the S&P.
Not the end of the S&P, the end of the place.
Next Tuesday, I'm not live next Wednesday,
we're doing how smart and more quarantine
is probably in some other shit.
Then we have a VR day coming up soon,
charity stream for Palestine Children's Relief,
on February 1st, and then I'm gone
in the second of the third of February,
training before I turn it before it, then I'm probably
starting to fifth, six, on and off.
I'm going like 79, then we're back.
But I'm vlogging in chat too.
So 75, thank you for the three.
But yeah, that's the schedule.
Who do we on a raid?
Who do we want to raid?
I'm seeing cloak me, please, his life.
Playing Mario Kart, Jinxie, ooh, Jinxie's also live playing Rocket League, playing Rocket League.
I do love Junkhoe, but Duke, Junkhoe has 35-10 views, Cloak has 99, I think I'm gonna
We'll read you in another day.
I'm going to share the love.
All right.
One cave in the sun.
Anyways, appreciate y'all of y'all fun.