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I was never doing this fan fucking tastic Wednesday, everybody chat we are live early today
because we have a lot of games and shit we are doing today, okay?
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Caleb, Mr. and I'm the stuff.
Check we're doing a few things today.
We're going to be starting out with quarantine zone
because we need to be quarantined zone today.
I know we normally end stream on quarantine zone,
but I want to be quarantined zone today.
So we're going to start with it to ensure that we beat it today.
Then we're going to be hopping into how,
how, I was going to say, how divers, how smart.
New horror game that just dropped.
It's like a sim horror grocery game where there's like really creepy customers and all the
other shit.
So we're going to be doing quarantine zone and then we're going to play Howmart until
70 ST then we're going to be one V1 in Jincy and Rocket League maybe playing a bit
of twos and also potentially doing keep talking and nobody explodes the game where we
have to diffuse a bomb.
That's what we're doing today.
So I'm not posting on YouTube today or tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're going to be doing a VR day.
I'll be live at three.
We're going to be live early.
It's going to be a shorter stream.
We're going to be playing Sandman, Cave, Cray, maybe table tennis, and
Stanford, like a bunch of horror games, random sim games, bunch of stuff.
Um, Friday is going to be roadblocks with stake as well as reacts.
Saturday, I'm going to be doing maybe a little bit of react, SNP, and a
Broly bro with Edward, that'll be at like 430, but I'll probably be live at like 1 Friday
I'll be live at like 4 maybe like 345.
Sunday we're going to be live at 1-ish maybe 2-m-doing a charity stream for Palestine
Children's Relief Fund we're trying to raise like 10k for them.
It's going to be awesome.
They're a great charity.
They help kids and families and Gaza as well as all over the Middle East.
Monday we're going to be doing some Fortnite practice for the tournament as well as a bit
the S&P as well. Then I'm going the third, I'm back the fourth for the tournament, and
then I'm going the fifth to the ninth for blogging, and then I'll be back the tenth, we're
going to be grinding out stream in the bunch of other games. We have a late charity stream,
or a late February charity stream for HA, as well as F cancer in March. That's the schedule
if you have any videos, you have lots of videos in the playlist, so I'm getting such a
tips as a dad. I saw the use of peanut butter clip, but I didn't watch it on stream. I
I just want to let you guys know I've already seen this So this is not a raw reaction
The very smart he laid down a sheet. I wouldn't have thought of that
I wouldn't have thought of laying down a sheet if I've lost I probably would have just covered myself and being a butter and it would have gotten everywhere
everywhere. For the people that don't know, it's because he lost the bro of
he broke so he had to cover himself and peanut butter, which was his idea I
believe. So he did the whole jar. Are you did his whole body? Yeah. Well,
that's what we will be agreed that you were allowed to wear. I even said
that he would have been able to wear like sweatpants. Like, I would have been
fine if he just done his upper body. But like, hey, are you to have to cover
and then you could wear shorts. Regina Dan Lowell trans, Cisha Pro, Sua Ray,
Pubba for the sub-backstake of the Files, but he's just as a joke or by sleep.
Not taking it so long, suggested right now. I'm sorry.
Quintin's on key for the sub-jackstake of the really lovely Joe.
Young and jack for the sub-HA, baby, and Nick for the sub-drin, and Nameless for the sub-rody
FV, backs the main of French, mini, and Nick, cash UV, GD, and Zoom, Logan, and Cisha
for the sub-off of the tactic for the sub-chatting, if I miss or sub-i apologize.
Anyways, that's what we're doing today,
Chat.
Quarantine Zone first, we're going to finish it.
Then also I got to ban this chat or the chat or
just dog shit, look at the other fucking chats.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Young fake of the thread.
This is Mr. Beast.
Now you know it's me, I say my catchphrases.
Do you want to come to Dublin and crack open a few cold ones
and maybe like hug?
You know how I know you're not Mr. Beast
is because Mr. Beast doesn't like being like physically
touched. So that's just you're not
Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast wouldn't want to hug.
Fabio will Jacob Jackson if it's you son of
Thumbnaid and thank you for the three chat.
Please refrain from sending bits right now.
I might not be able to read your message.
Can you please look at my chats from last night?
Yes, but for anybody else, please do not send
future bets.
I'm going to try and give you advice, man, but I just want to let you know, you tight flight nine paragraphs in chat when I wasn't live, and I'm sorry.
This is something that you need to go to a fair piss for, brother. You type 20 chats in my chat saying, oh, God.
I'm not the guide for this man. I'm sorry. I want to be logged my family stopping me from seeing my girlfriend
I've nobody to retake in class and I schedule my schools going to make me lower tracks
Then I supposed to encourage I want to go to my dream. It's my fault. I fucked up my life's been hard right now
Keep thinking to killing myself man. Please go to therapy dude
988 man suicide prevention
I know I'm a huge suicide prevention advocate
But call the suicide hotline man if it's that bad
You're coming to me with like nine different problems.
I could tell you to keep pushing through man,
but I'm just a switch streamer man.
I can't solve a lot of the complex life problems
that you're going through.
I could tell you your life's still worth living
and I'm sorry that you're going through this man.
But I can't solve the fact
that your family's stopping you from seeing your girlfriend.
I'm sorry you can't go to your dream college.
I don't deserve to be on this earth
waste of space. That's not true, man. I could tell you, man, that people care about you, bro,
and I'm sure that you're going through this, but I can't solve these problems for you, man. I hope
you're okay. But there's no advice that I could really give you outside of get serious help.
And I'm not trying to just like redirect you because I don't care, man, I do, but you got to
realize, man, I have no idea who the fuck you are, Dominator. Outside of you, just being a twitch
chatter of mine. I don't know you. I don't, you know, I can't solve your problems. I can tell you that
you've got to keep pushing through. Ninety eight, suicide prevention or suicide prevention
hotline and just crisis outline. They're not going to be able to solve your problems either,
but they can redirect you to people that could help. Keep pushing man, life's worth living.
I'm sorry that you're gone through shit and I know it's stuff right now, but it will get better.
You've got to give it time. You've got to keep pushing man. You never give up in that sense.
L.D. and Bruce for the sub fort and Kylie for the sub.
Clive Mr. Oliver TV to the sub North and M&M for the sub Piny thinking for the sub but dominate a man. I'm sorry.
It's just like, what am I going to say to you, man?
Lack thinking for the three. Love the streams. Thank you.
Please build 10 bets right now.
Jacob at the low for the sub.
Bobby up for the sub. Young take it for the three.
Sandra taking the three.
I'm so scared. I'm going to the army.
At the same time. I'll take you for your service man.
I hope it all goes well. I'm sorry.
I'm just not going to be reading bit on us right now.
JT and LT for the sub.
Please don't send that's right now.
I'm sorry, Chad.
I, like, and dominate or I know that you've been,
you've come in a chat with problems before
and I've tried to help, but it's like,
if you're coming to me with relationship problems,
family problems, college problems, job problems,
what am I going to say to you that's going to immediately
fix those things?
You know, like all I can tell you is, you know,
man, you've got to keep pushing.
I mean, you've been watching me for years, man.
You're a three-year sub.
think you know that. Like, all I could really tell you man is you need to get help.
I know it might feel like I know you because you know me, but I don't know you man.
I at all. And I I can't solve a lot of those things for you. I wish I could.
I wish I could solve all my viewers problems. But I I can't.
I'm 16. My family hates me. My girlfriend is the only one who loves me.
They're stopping me from seeing her failing a class and I can follow tomorrow,
which I know I'm gonna fail.
Well man, try and study, I know it's crannying,
but you gotta give it your all, man.
That's all you could do, as long as you're trying,
that's the best you could do in life.
And if you keep trying, you know,
man, not everything's gonna go your way,
but things will start to turn for the better,
it just takes time.
That's all you could really do, man.
You're 16, you gotta hold life out of you, bro.
To say that your life's not worth living
is just not seeing the full picture.
I know it's tough right now,
but that doesn't mean it's gonna be tough later.
If you don't try, obviously things aren't gonna get fixed,
but you got to keep continuous effort.
Life is full of consistency.
The more consistent you could be
and the more consistently
you strive for the better,
the better things we'll get over time.
Doesn't mean that there's not going to be
slumps, but there's no need to give up.
Blake and A-Loves are up to taxing the sub.
Chris and A-Loves are up to the sub.
All right.
Anyways, chat, no pre-stream yet.
I got to hop into the game.
I want to finish quarantine zone
and play a bit of how Mark before we hop
on to A-1B1 with Jinxie.
Let's go.
lock in and I'm sure I'm not reading bits. It's just I think more there is more people in chat and I get a lot of bittonos that are really long asking for advice and I think like 80% of bittonos
I get now asking for advice and it's not that I don't want to give advice. It's just I would say like the majority of bittonos are like in-depth
paragraph level problems that a lot of people have and it's like you're looking to meet a fixed them and like I can't right so I feel bad
But it's like I'm also going to say this. I'm seeing a lot of paragraphs piece band paragraph spam
Equals band doesn't matter what the message is just like you know
Please don't spam paragraphs. It's the same thing. It's you're you're just just because I'm saying don't send bits right now
doesn't mean you're saying just spam the same paragraph all right
Anyways
Like I don't know I think people misinterpreted like I've done so many suicide prevention
advocacy and like get help mental health help videos and I always say like you know like I'm here to tell you to get help
But I think people misinterpret that as I'm gonna be the guy to help you
Right I'm the guy that's the middle man to tell you to get help
Right I'm the guy to give you like some level of like motivation or like
You know a mental health speech here and there
But if you come to me with like serious problems, I can't fix them.
That doesn't mean they can't be fixed, right?
So I don't want you to take this as like, oh, nobody can help me now, right?
Because I think that's the reverse that people do.
They go, oh, Joe can't help me.
So nobody's gonna help me.
That's such a pessimistic way.
This is coming from a pessimistic person.
That is a very pessimistic way of looking at life and things in general.
Just because I can't solve your problem doesn't any camp he's solved right
But I'm not the guy that can solve those problems and I'm I feel like I'm saying this more and more and more and more and more and more
Okay, but that's it. Let's move on. I want to get into the shit. Mr. Aubrey Burlin, Steezy, you lie in Jenkins for the subject. Oh, drip for the sub
Anyways
Let's walk in also get this kid out of chat. Possible only bang
I'm saying, easy, fuck.
GD, take it for the 5th.
Floor an empire over the sub.
You're putting your own effort and nobody can do it for you.
You know what you can do for you, but you still get help from other people.
That's a lot of battles aren't things that you should fight alone.
But I think a lot of people will come to me and I understand it's like depression and a million
other things.
But people will come to me and they're like, hey man, I have these problems.
There's no point in trying.
And I'm not trying to like belittle that or stay like, hey, other people are going through
that, right?
So like because that your problem is your problem, your problem has value, regardless of
other people having problems equal to or worse than you.
There's no point in weighing these things, right?
But what I want to say is like, everybody's going to go through shit in life.
Some people more than others.
But just because you're going through shit, doesn't mean that your life's not worth living
anymore, right?
I understand you're going through all these problems and it sucks right now, but
It's only gonna get worse if you give up right you got to keep pushing man and that's a part of life
And getting through that makes you such a stronger person and more ready for the next shit
That's gonna come here. Why? Because that's the battle of life, right?
Is getting through these problems pushing through and
Continuing to fucking shubble through the fucking snow, right life is like fucking pushing a rock up a hill
It doesn't get easier, right?
But you get stronger and more prepared for the next battles and boulders that are going to come, right?
The boulders are going to get bigger, right?
But you're going to get stronger.
And you're in two of the sub-Cavened DK, think of the sub-CD for the three.
Big and flashy to the sub. Let's go.
I'm not trying to do some corny ass speech either, it's just like...
That's... that's... bro, it's like life is going to be top, but like...
You can push through it.
All right, let's go.
We're beating quarantine zone today.
Shats.
I'm going to move my face.
Calm down.
I always forget.
Fuck.
Now, if you don't know quarantine zone,
basically a zombie survival game where I work at a quarantine zone
that evacuates people, you know, every so often.
And every day I don't throw that.
Shut the fuck up, nature immediately.
immediately. Every day I have a or not every day every week I have a larger and larger
quota of people that I need to keep alive and sure and get them in, right? People
come in with more and more symptoms. The games get harder and harder to determine
who's a zombie and who's not a zombie. My goal, kills zombies, puts suspicious people
on quarantine. They either fucking fix their symptoms, become survivors. They
comes on these I shoot him in the fucking ad.
If I let a zombie into my survival unit, the people in the survivor unit die, right?
And by the end of the week, I need a certain amount of survivors to send off to win the game.
And we did very successful thus far.
We've had a clean slate.
And now today is the final evacuation day.
We have to release day 26 in which we need 18.
18 survivors, the most people that we have had or will need, yes.
Right now I hold a maximum of 21 people.
Right now how many people do we even have three?
And so, what day is it?
I four days.
So I four days to get 18 survivors in.
Length and Z taking for the subchannel of the 1000s.
I feel like you've just been homeless while probably going to the government assistance.
Completely abandoned by family and abuse and relationships into the press.
He's right when it makes you stronger with the two children now and happily married.
There's nothing like,
there's like nothing I cannot get through life gets better.
It's seasons WK law and I'm sure you have to go through that.
But like pushing through that shit, you're such a stronger person now.
You know what I mean?
And then you're so much more prepared for the next shit that's going to come.
Seven in V for the sublank and golden for the sublank.
Three for the sub.
So being a cheek up for the sub, let's go chat.
Lock it in.
Taking out a sub only lock it in
We have so many fucking pieces of equipment now. I got to check people's eyes their temperature
I got a fucking hidden with a hammer. That's the check reflexes. I have a gun in case they get a little antsy
At the equipment to them
Let's get it fucking done. Oh Georgey while you all scared buddy
I know I shot you that one time and then I had to reset the whole week, but that was just for the means man
Hmm, I wouldn't do that again.
Gotta keep him on his toes.
An entire, this is our daily task board, by the way.
This is like special shit that comes in each day,
and I get like money for completing these.
Also, wait, can I upgrade?
No.
I need 700 points.
I'm going to move my camera down.
Bunk.
There we go.
All right.
Let's walk it in.
Dominator for the five, 38 months of anniversary, Big Dobbs.
JT thinking for the five.
Please refrain from sending bits right now.
Vile and N8 for the sub.
So no good for the sub.
Straight, flizzic, fray for the sub.
X broke up.
She lived a fee for about a year of senior.
I've been able to tell anybody.
Cause it's the same to somebody else out there.
But honestly, it feels like she was the one
and I really can't describe this.
I mean, yeah, man, that's getting over somebody that you used to be with.
I'm sorry that you're going through that, man, but I don't want to give you the cliche line.
There's many fish in the sea, man, but if you broke up, there's a reason you broke up.
There's somebody that's probably going to be better for you.
Can work on yourself, so you're better in relationships in the future.
And find a partner that's better suited for you as well.
All right, let's lock in.
I'm sorry, Chad. If you're asking for relationship advice today,
there's not much I could say outside.
He got to focus on yourself and move on man. So I gave him the sub-napping the sub. I'll show you're going through that brother
But I what what I don't really know anything else I could say Jay. See what's walking?
First of the day man
First of the day I'm very excited. I'm wrong. I swear, you know, this is my last week
You know, I'm not saying you did anything wrong even for your turn. This is my last week
This is my last week here, this is my last week here and if I get 18 survivors I can fucking weed this out of all
And let me tell ya, I'm still excited, now let's scan you with a little UV radiation ray
You gotta see if you're admitting any dream, you
Sorry, he's had a bit of a rat problem here the past few days
Lovely reflexes are her eyes droopy the little glossed over she kind of looks like a
Robyn a robot someone say let's check the work
Now, why are you hiding a grenade up your back?
Why are you hiding a grenade up your ass?
Why would you do that?
Oh yeah, he had to pull that out.
There, let's take that.
Get a marquee down for bringing an illegal contraband.
Doesn't mean you're dead yet.
But, it's hours by opinion if you for sure.
Let's check your temperature.
the
center of quarantine. She's not a zombie chat.
Oh, we gotta remember to use these. This is the last time here so we're gonna use all of them not right now though.
But we've free of those. Those things just immediately tell us whether or not there's obvious.
That person's just a man.
Bring it in a weapon doesn't mean anything.
Zombie.
You can smell it.
He's a smell like that fuck ass hair cut
Oh, I didn't read this
An entire district was overrun by a hoard but somebody may have slipped out before the area
If there's papers mentioning a district with an animal related name
Animal related name baby date
But I need that stuff, eh?
Okay, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, you need that stuff. Oh, you need that stuff, eh?
Wait
Or could clean, sir, what can clean?
I like the color flip-flops, it's a very pretty blue
You've lovely eyes. Has anybody ever told you that?
Got any thing up the ass?
Baby date?
No.
It's like a YouTuber or something.
I feel like this guy walks like...
It's more detailed than any of the other people.
Wait for your turn.
Remove your outer closet.
Eyes are fine too.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh my god, shot that at me in the quarantine.
What do you like of that?
Oh fuck, I didn't do, oh my god.
I didn't.
That's a bad affection.
For a moment.
Oh no, it's an excellent affection.
I've seized the contraband, but I didn't mark the down.
Not me.
You can do anything wrong.
That's weird.
It didn't tell me if she was his zombie or not.
That was weird, right? That's the first time that's happening.
I guess second. This is all too much.
Yo, whenever they start squeaking like that, when they're on nerves, just in shit.
Ooh, you got scratches on the arms there.
You got a zombie by anywhere?
Why was your underwear like radioactive? What was that all about?
All right, so we got scratches. She's already going to quarantine for that alone.
Scratch his freckles, regular reaction time, just shooter. No.
Chat, she's not a zombie yet. You can tell when there's zombie, bro.
It's like, dude, it's like chicken generating. Like I just get it now. You know what I mean?
Like there's people that I don't know for sure. Like this lady's like quarantine for sure.
But like I don't think she's a zombie.
I at least got a center of emergency no because she doesn't have skin scratches.
Just smell it. I've had excellent instructions after-
Hello?
Yep, sir.
I thought red skin
Oh
It's green skin
skin.
Glasses.
We got to stop.
All right.
We're going to lock it.
Go glasses.
Let's go.
Look.
No bites.
War back.
We got it now, we're good.
Okay so chat, bad news.
We have five survivors, one important thing, potential six, the only three more days to get
12 more people.
That's bad.
How's your shooting people?
Chat, I'm telling you when you wear, when they wear glasses, when they stroll, yo, if you
stroll in with blacked out shades, there's about a 1-2-year-of-thombie.
All right, maybe not a 1-2.
That means I shouldn't take those on.
2-3-4-5.
Check the bulletin's for it immediately.
Identification is there, fine.
Corpain status, fable.
Hello, man. We're doing a little bit of Jack here on the old stintots. How much?
We'll recheck here on the old stint cops. Check your tap.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, you didn't have a fever before.
Bye!
Move it.
As you know, I'm really hoping when the humans won't stop shaking.
Whenever they're... whenever they're map, whenever their mouth is perpetually open, that usually needs their zombies.
Pike Musick, petty criminal and con artist, stabbed his guard at a checkpoint.
He's considered to be dangerous, api-end, api-end, and if necessary, neutralize.
Pipe music. There don't let him in. How do I apprehend him?
She's still living in a summer camp. What? She's still living near a summer camp in New Jersey.
She slurs this place with safe, but still refuses to go in your legs.
Will you bring in a pumpkin?
Good fan Halloween, huh? Got a tattoo?
Ooh, you got chicken plops?
What's that shit people get when they're old if they had chicken pops?
They always do ads for it and it shows old people.
Yes, skin rash, you're at least going to quarantine your cough and up the storm now.
Let me check your eyes.
We're going to roll to Ruby.
Shindles.
You're seeing shindles ads and always shows an old person.
Good thing I have my shingles medicine.
More of this may cause death.
That's one of the side effects.
Hmm.
Starting to get that zombie girdle.
How do you get them smokers long? One of the tail.
Reflect check.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Man, I'm gonna guess that you're probably a zombie, but I do need to set you to quarantine because I do really need survivors. I accidentally kill
Actually, he killed two people
Actually killed two people, two humans yesterday. I don't really want to run that back. So
We're gonna set you to quarantine here. Have a nice day. Ooh, forgot some mark that you brought in a backpack.
and wait for your turn. Remove your outer crowding hat, this place is bloody. What is wrong with
your people repair your belongings for inspection? You trying to hide me up big dog?
You got that Play-Doh build bitch. I'll put you down in a fucking minute or less.
You got tries apps on them now. How do I apprehend him? What does that mean?
Oh, fine in the lemonade.
I worked, I take me away.
No!
Yeah!
You have to believe me!
Buddy, I didn't even accuse you of anything, I can't.
Wow!
Haha!
I'm a hover.
It's all right.
Oh, whoa.
Sorry, sir.
Check your backside.
I don't mean anything vital, he's throwing this flash light.
I can't tell he got true, the eyes are not.
I don't think he got the old butt here.
A sausage.
Chicken sausage.
Sorry, that was a little painful, you shoved it all the way up there.
Turn on contraband.
I checked your temperature a little, really flatched, check here.
Yeah, looking good. I would say this guy is a queen. We'll do a while I check just in case
Eyes are fine
Well, give the survivors block sir. I'm sure I stay
I'm 100% sure you know another rules. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay. This is an upstanding guy
I can tell you right now that this guy just has some tummy aches. I can tell you right now this guy's a survivor
pretty bad choice of a tattoo there. You get that on like a Friday special or something that comes
just like a random video game logo.
Hmm. It's Tommy Hurts. There's something in there, big mud.
Ooh. Your body is corroding. I think that's a fatty, a fatty, a hypothesis though. I don't
I think that's anything color difference, he Asian wise, check the tap.
Chat, what are we thinking about this, guys, he clear?
Ooh.
That's a breathing problem, but nothing too suspicious,
might just be a smoker.
Yeah.
I don't think we said we've a quarantine chat,
I think this guy is...
Lee.
Did he have something up his butt?
You are in a court.
Sure, one of these up your ass or somebody else is.
I can't really remember.
Let's just say yeah.
I'm not gonna use your butt.
Glasses.
I'd love to.
Come back.
Come here.
You're the longing for infection.
Glasses.
I'm not going to detain me, right?
No, man.
This is either going to be your final moment, so you're going to be lighting.
Right now, see, previously my track record would show that people wearing glasses tend
to be zombies, but I'm trying not to stare outside.
I see your stomach hurts a little bit here, and you're emitting off eight sort of
sort of stench
What the fuck happened to your neck? Is somebody soup wax you? Oh my god
I don't think that's the grossest. Oh that's like a bruise
Definitely a zombie. I'm gonna check
I think the big star is gonna be whatever is going on inside of her stomach because she's making some weird grumble noise
What?
Is that the closest in her inner, in her, uh...
That might be internal bleeding, bro. I'm not risking it.
The subject is not effective.
Why do we have him? I would have shot her ass on the spot. I was shot her ass on the spot. Not sure man not sees. Oh fuck
Wait, excuse me man. Can I go take that out of your ass real quick man man man man man
Whatever that'll kill her though
It stays up her butt. Oh my god. You have something in your ass, too
I'm a second left up their hair, like what if it...
Thanks for the fire.
Let's go point our ball this-
Our old dead already.
We're old dead already, you're basically after two pal-
Don't make me wait.
It hurts!
You have to believe me.
You taught me to quarantine some.
They come and wait for your turn.
Remove your outer clover.
Hey, wearing meat slippers?
What the fuck are those?
Preparing your phone.
Never see somebody with shoes like that.
Her eyes don't meet she's a zombie.
She definitely needs to go to foreign scene at least.
She is conjunctivitis.
And she's heck of an like crazy.
to
I take her temperature.
156 Pulse.
Chat, we think we even send her to quarantine.
Usually when they have this many symptoms, they're just a zombie.
But there have been a few people that have pulled through.
And I'm a believer that you could be one of those people, so we're going to set any
You don't understand top hat not good news
Man, do you realize that you have a bunch of lower back pimples
That's not a good reaction
I had somebody do you have to have a while check the eyeballs
We've got some orange gloves
Mother orange blob we got some orange
We have some orange wheels have some sperm in the eyes
Nothing that would indicate as zombie
But I still need a market down
to
a
a chunky as a two to two children kill the rats for money out of the part of the mission to write a rat for just
to get money for building up the general
like some of the rat all shoe on
at your home to the time and some of the wrong and see anything
might have a total leading
except the old aperture
You're also gonna be going to quarantine.
Don't do that! Don't do that!
Damn! Damn!
That idea, man! Did you see how we're all holding guns?
You don't bring your fists to a gunfight, okay?
Don't try and turn on me! I was trying to save you!
to
two days
twenty five dollars
How many people do we have?
Eight!
Chat, we might be clocked.
We need survivors, survivors, survivors, survivors.
All the external-insetted rushing the perimeter.
Proved breach.
Running the tower, stand!
Oh my god, I have an air strike now, late.
We've got a whole Lord, Pushing!
How long will the boss cover the wall?
Fuck, this is only way flat.
How many waves?
What?
What is it?
It doesn't look so fast.
What is it?
We're going to be a big boy, and there's another way.
Oh no.
Wait, reload.
I'm not going to get any fire.
They're hitting the wall.
One other not.
Oh fuck, there he is.
I'm going to have to be careful.
We've done it.
That's why you upgrade.
That's why you upgrade all of that shit chat.
All right, sorry, responding to my manager. All right.
I'm not sure the live of the sub generic, Gen G.
Kids will be a potato Santa for the sub demon.
Take it over to three, darken up for the sub.
I could take it over to three.
That and TV for the sub Elijah thinking
with the five gift to slash their chart for the sub views.
Lian, it's for the sub.
I could take it over to three D.J. young for the sub.
Let's see if we think of it to three Elizabeth,
soggy not the sub at J.T. thinking of the five.
Now, turn off the sub.
Hard to take it to the sub as well.
And lace for the sub.
All right, so we need 10 survivors, no gaps on the block and she had me two days, day 24, what day's extraction?
They 26, so actually we have three, because we have 22 or 25, we extract them day 26 after the fact.
So we'll be fine if we can extract, I'm hoping that people are there, say.
Somebody rides with a flamethrower, don't confiscate it, they're a farmer helping us burn corpses.
Okay.
Identification verified quarantine status stable not bitches is not on me
This bitch is a zombie. I'm sure of it. Are your eyes drooping now?
There's that noise. Are they here? Oh, yeah, you're caught
What's that noise? Are they here?
Do anything wrong. I swear
our symptoms haven't cleared wait let's actually check here
if there's symptoms haven't cleared but they're the same exact symptoms we just
Keep her here, right?
Wait, no, her pulse has gotten better.
Look at the fuck!
How did they get in here?
Why did I do that?
I'm so impulsive!
Oh my god!
No, I knew she was safe too because her fucking bolt was fine.
Why did I do that?
Oh my god I just got nervous!
Holy fuck!
Oh my god I just took pro we're not gonna make extraction, but I've killed three civilians.
You know I need to check the people here, bro.
Now I do, I'm telling you some of these people are probably fucking zombies.
Now, why are you looking in, why are you doing that?
What are you doing?
Sir, I'm just not gonna, I'm just not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, oh my god, this is terrible. Okay, we need like 10 more fighters today.
You are in a quarter. How do you have a bean sprout?
Please, I've lost too much already. Don't make me turn back now.
Prepare your belonging for infection.
I
You got a bean sprout on your head
This is like a famous friend.
Yeah, take that off.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm feeling this is gonna be fine.
What are you one of you wanting, Junko and Rainbow?
And ever playing Kee-Talkin' Nobody Explodes later.
So that's like seven.
I'm gonna beat this game now, and then we're gonna do the hallmark until then.
I think this guy's safe.
You know, I don't want to say it, but any time you get like a YouTuber
or like seemingly somebody famous they're always safe and I'm wrong. I feel like
I'm being cautious, Jethel. When you see a man angry like that, they're they're gone or just like
it's not the one
Is that should sealed infection marked revealed only under V UV light?
So this guy's infected
come on.
More inspection.
Okay.
Last is.
I don't have any symptoms.
There's a shovel town as a weapon.
Apparently not.
Why?
You're knitting a green oooo.
You're knitting a green oooo door.
And you've got a bunch of bruises.
You also look like 25 and 70 at the same time.
I've never seen that possible.
The first person with a...
I feel like I'm starting here zombie.
You'll hear that, bro.
You are in a quarantine zone.
They come and wait for your turn.
Remove your outer clothing.
Pass, glasses and gloves.
We got internal contrabanded. I don't think this person is a zombie
Mr. and St. Slice of I chose X-X with a subbency in Europe with a sub-self and on taking this up
I would say they're probably saved
I hope it's a good inspection.
Why she crying like that? You ain't, you can't be too happy. You can't be too happy.
You could still die in here.
This area is secure. It doesn't feel secure.
It doesn't feel fucking secure. But you got me in the fucking front dates.
You got nothing to worry about. What's your zombie that is?
that's a stintoss valve, what's that about?
do we think it's a blues or we think it's a process?
it's got a nosebleed.
to me that kind of looks like a breeze.
like our red grooves.
I don't think this got he has a tail he's pale skin as well. This guy's at least going to Quaranties.
Unless I'm seeing like a rotting liver.
Is that a zombie bone?
Because bringing in zombie shit means you should get kicked out.
But I think that's just internal contraband.
Zombie part.
Dude, I need survivors though.
Like this is going to be bad.
You can do this.
Support inspection.
Chats.
Back guy was a human watch.
Oh no.
Sir, I'm so sorry.
No, don't do this.
Nevermind.
It's getting real hard not to shoot him in the face, John.
We've got St. John Savitis, skin rashes, a bleeding mouth.
We've got a lot of problems right now.
Remove your outer clothing, past glasses and gloves.
Prepare your belongings for inspection.
Hold up.
Sorry, I got a fuck up, I found out.
All right, let's go.
Walk in.
I'm scrolling to my manager.
I'm just going to wait until later.
Right now, this is at least quarantine.
They do have a grenade.
Nothing's wrong with their warning.
Their temp's fine.
Check the reflexes.
See, I don't think this person's a zombie.
I think the he I think they have some problems. I don't think there's um
All right, see the fact that she feels pain in that way makes me think that she's probably not a zombie
I still got a send you to quarantine
I'll do an excellent choice.
Excellent choice. I'll test you again in a day, man. Is that pale skin?
That is the biggest banana I have ever seen. What kind of thick that banana is?
That is, is that a GNO banana? I'm sorry.
Where did you get that? That's an average banana. I would say that's exceedingly above average
We have pale skin
Which is already quarantine
Is that pale skin? I can't tell
She looks like she is pale skin
Chats, is it pale skin?
Sound making jokes about the average size of a banana?
Yes?
Right.
See, and then here, this slight hate-sending people to quarantine is because I'm going
to send five other fuckers for how's that a foreign spectrum?
I'm gonna send five of these motherfuckers to quarantine and one of them is for sure gonna be a zombie my wife
Celebrating site
She's waiting for
You know
I want to just waste a scan on you
But I'm thinking I'm gonna find something that ensures me that year is on me
God, I'm gonna have to send this fucking guy to quarantine too
All right, so he's got a
and his mouth is bleeding, would you say that's yellow or green skin, no, but his skin is
noticeably a different hint than I would say it should be.
It is just for caution's deck.
you know you got the same underwear as another guy
you know you're coughing up a storm that is bad news
got that zombie breath
He's got to see one of these is gonna turn, bro.
All right, so we got fucked breathing, zombie breath.
He's making weird gestures.
Shh.
I'm a human-oddy tattoo in the middle of your stomach.
What is that fucking place in it?
What is that?
It was a off-center.
You know, whoever did that fuck to your shit up, man.
All right, we got red skin and a bruise.
You're a jester in towards your organs as well.
I would say that's internal bleeding.
which doesn't make him a zombie.
He technically has nothing that makes him a zombie yet.
Let's go save.
Cha, I'm on a fucking Zen state right now.
now I am on a roll when I tell you I'm hitting woo way on these fucking examinations
I'm locked in.
We're born thinking of the 10 gifted sums of the five gifted as well.
Art and door for this up, memen off the sub, down Mr. Lion, I toast unwanted skyway,
natural, I give them a demon, take it to three.
All right.
We're born thinking of the 10 gifted sums.
Please don't scan you with that.
Sorry, Chad. I'm right now. I'm not reading donors and I'm seeing I'm getting a lot of bits just repeatedly saying like my girlfriend broke up with me
I'm sorry to hear that all I could tell you is that you have to focus on yourself
Hang out with your friends block them on everything give yourself time to move on
I get about five to ten bit messages a day asking me what to do my girlfriend broke up with me
I'm gonna tell you the same thing that I've told the 185 people before you I
Can't I it's just time, man, you know like it's the same it's the same response
I'm going to give you.
Slip for the sub.
I'm still like, you know, sorry to hear that, but it's just like, all I can tell what you say,
what do I do, block them on everything, focus on yourself, give yourself time to move on,
pick up a hobby, self improvement.
There we go.
Let's go.
It's probably your faces in broken.
You got bruises all over the fucking place.
a long as a long day, we have to have a more people we got
that's him
you are in a quarantine zone
probably all keep jester in terms of fucking
your outer clothing has glasses and gloves
prepared your belongings for inspection
She is like a rotting uh, it's not rotting. It's like a fatty liver
I think this lady's normal
What's the death rate?
Dude, I'm locked in. How many of her people we got? Four?
What's the point of all this?
Well, dad already. Don't do it
When they got those droopy eyes and they're mouth open, she got like fucking skin lesions
all over her neck.
She's got glean armpit sweat, glean armpit sweat.
You're telling me this bitch ain't a zombie?
She's pick up in?
Oh hell no.
We got red pink and yellow.
Bro, she's a zombie.
I like to be just killer.
I love it.
But what do we fucking do it?
We're, I mean, like, we're doing, we're doing this whole.
We're doing this.
We're doing it.
Like, see, I'm done with it!
Fucking eight one, you see that?
I started to the pile of bodies, Bambour just haven't infected after in fact it here.
Please can we hurry? I think we were followed.
Somebody's got some gleeads.
Not!
Are you sick?
I think you might be sick.
You know, we'll actually use one of these on you.
Cause I've never seen green enough.
I've never seen green enough.
Normally, I'd send you to the laboratory.
right i'll get some i'll get some rp uh like xp bonuses and it would you know it
aid me in future scanning but since this is one of my last days here you're just
gonna you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get a god shot to the head
all back
special delivery no big big way
i wonder what that gets up to
Special delivery. This guy's gonna have to fly in front.
Oh, where?
Do you find something? Just fly, okay?
I thought I'd find something just why would he bring in your fucking remains of your family here, dude?
You already get sent to liquidation for that. Now, I can't fucking help you.
It says like you've lead at the firestorm.
We have 12 people at the Survivor's Bot. I have high hopes, Jack. I have high hopes that we hit the quota.
especially if some of the people that we get at the
quarantine are safe like we have two people safe like surely we get a not
Wait, what is the symptoms
Just blaze the symptom types suspected for this survivor.
Why did I not have that?
That's awesome.
It checks for symptoms for many.
Green and Samantha sub.
That's her die in the long pain.
Send get this guy.
No no no no no no dad no dad no dad
Two more days
It's quiet
Why is there like ash everywhere
Oh my god
Weed
What is that poop?
What is it scanning?
Identification verifying.
Quarantine status. Fable.
No incident reported.
Roger Band, what have they been ringing?
Please.
I can't go back out there.
We got the same symptoms.
I got a send you back in a quarantine man.
We'll give you another day though, you know, some people stay in here for five days. They end up being fine.
Actually, we can't wait for five days. We have two.
Uh, can you go back in here or send you?
Well, you get one more day. You get one more try and if you don't make it, you don't make it and then I shouldn't even the face and it would be all right, but, you know?
and start doing some pusher.
Oh, see, this lady just had pale skin.
I think she's a survivor.
I don't think she even has pale skin.
I think I'm just like looking at her as pale skin.
What if she's white?
I don't think she's white.
She might be like mixed,
But like I can't tell like when they see tailstand, it's really hard to tell on some people
I'm gonna send her to the survivors while
Thanks, I guess
That guy just kick off
This is bullshit, I'm pulling her than half a million
I think I'm not sure if I can get the gun shot to the head.
One walkers near the wall again once near the concrete hours later more shut up.
I said mark you behavior. Take them out before they draw a hoard.
Here will freeze on these near the walls.
When you get on that real quick.
You got any wander and ones out here.
You move out of the way, then.
I ain't doing that fucking mission.
I ain't need the money!
Well, you're mad.
Wait, I'm gonna see this work.
Get action.
Oh, oh.
Can we hurry this up?
I have a screen to get to.
You are in a poor game zone.
Stay calm and wait for your turn.
Game of your powder.
Whew!
Blast it and blow.
I'm not a fucking stream to get to it.
You live stream into the mansion.
The live stream into the fucking apocalypse.
All your viewers are probably fucking dead.
Can we hurry this out?
I've got a live stream, I've got to go to.
Oh, fuck man.
You all hurt.
You're lighting up red, Bob.
Oh.
We checked your eyes.
I mean, he's got every symptom under the fucking Sun.
All right, so he had a badly action.
He has sickly breath.
He has conjunctivitis.
In his eyes, he had the yellow one, he had those two.
Oh my god, am I really gonna send this fucking guy to quarantine?
Like you got so many fucking stem stems, that's fucked up, they give him a fatty liver.
Fucked up! Fucked up! Fucked up!
Surringing? I don't think it's worth surranging this guy.
Whew!
Are you sneezing, shit?
They're saying it's heads got oh my god, it's false. It's fucked
I mean, I don't see a false idea. I don't know where he's not a zombie
You surges on last day. That's what I'm gonna deal on what hopefully fell
I was fucking rude. I mean like let's have some manners
See silence
You're a zombie
Green snat green snat
What are we what do we have before?
This is fucking zombie apocalypse who are you?
How did you get blue hair died?
What? Oh? Oh my god
Can we get a survivor?
Only pain lust too much already. Don't make me turn this out
only thing that might be wrong with you is your in the north
which that means I could just send him through right
but oh my god we can just speed run
please just check you see I'm fine
hmm
yo chat this makes everything so much easier
Like like black flags?
You are in a quarantine zone.
They call me late for your turn.
Remove your outer clothing.
That's glasses, that's love.
Prepare your belonging for infection.
Check your reflex.
No reflexes.
Doesn't mean these zombies though.
Oh my god, this is fucking sick, chat.
Some top fat tears.
I've once in the same spot.
to
So tired.
We got some internal bleeding.
We also have a nose bleeding.
for eyes are a little fucked up so we got to check those
where do I mark in turn, I'll be right here
check your eyes
we got some pink, we got some white
that's it should be fine there
I mean she should be saved right?
I mean what that her staff, your driver.
Dude this fucking, this fucking ass-ray makes everything so much easier.
My kids made it through yesterday.
I just need to be joined them.
Like I ain't even gotta do the UV
I didn't even gotta do the UV. It just tells me what I gotta do
No reaction wow
I just hate you in the fucking arm with a sledgehammer
How are you not reacting to that?
Sickly breath. That's fine. This is a mean your zombie. Ooh
That might mean your zombie
you are in a quarantine so stay calm and wait for your turn I need to turn into a white guy
you see that when he leaned in prepare your belongings for inspection lots
I'm going to send in the quarantine.
I don't know if you can hear it, but it's a bit of a whiff on my end, not getting any anger over here, okay, ask your fucking problem, bitch, I'm waiting to see a fucking white mark on your dumb ass.
I'm here in surprise around your head here, man. Are you rotting?
I'm speaking to you. Oh, you're bypassed. Oh, we got a hot stinky poop. We got poop. Can you shit your pants?
I don't know what that sign means. We got poop. What does that mean? poop. poop. What is poop?
The appoe, G-Poop.
I'm not seeing any poop.
Something's got to be wrong.
What is this steamy shit mean?
Is that they stink?
P-E-E.
I need you, it's normal.
Her sinning herself is technically a crime, but that's not, that's not bad. Hold up.
Oh, the X-ray! Oh my god, you think she has something in her blood? Is that a zombie part?
and
maybe it was a turkey wishbone
for you as poor inspection so I did something wrong there
I did something wrong there
we got some
and wait for your turn.
We can fast that too.
Classes and gloves.
Yellow eye.
Here's your saloney for infection.
Something with the X-ray as well.
What we got going on in here.
A posh event.
And a potato.
They always shove it inside ways.
I'm assuming it just gets stuck out there.
She's a survivor.
She'll take me away.
How many more fucking people? How many people do we have a survivor block?
We might have two minutes.
When they walk in grumpy?
Please, I've lost too much already.
Don't make me turn back now.
SICKLY BRATH AND KINGONKIVIDUS.
So you have to leave to have to go to warrant, using my shit stand your body.
No speed doesn't mean anything.
Hey, you and this other guy I know might get along really well.
You both have these same exact tattoos.
Is that a PMG of the howling wolf that you got tattooed on you?
Just use the alpha male.
Who's that?
Yes, today. Just check again.
Get it!
Whop!
I don't want to cause any trouble.
Just let me hear if I'm clear.
Clear.
a chat to think beats if there's something wrong
do this makes everything so much
uh-oh are you a little angry
get back up
get back up we'll test you sorry this is testing your reflexes
one more time
One more time. If he survived the third one that means you're safe
She didn't survive the third one
Beafin up a storm you will fucking draw gata your angry chill
Another successful day on the block, Jack. We're currently making quarantine quota as long as nobody dies today.
What?
They didn't tell me that I had these!
Yes he did, while I wasn't paying attention, he should have repeated himself.
The
final day and we have five cents.
Nobody shows up with a chainsaw do not confiscate it.
What are you doing? Is this really necessary?
Pro, I'm about to just crank these out. I mean, we get 5-3-1.
I don't care if I get a port infection
Stop that
I'm about to shoot you. I'm shaking
Dude, you could literally just stand through these
Like this is so if it's one thing pops up
Stop this guy is jealous again. I think this day's gonna be about fucking one minute
Like I'm just gonna be able to fucking instantly now
I don't like the look of this guy's given me his eyes are bulging
He's also got a bit of a bullet.
Bit of a bullet himself.
Bit of a...
Dude, sorry.
See, it says something's on his body, but I'm not seeing you shit.
Where's our blockage bolt?
Doesn't matter.
It's actually not.
No!
Thank you for, at least, not in yellow.
The subject is not infected
How many fucking people we got
Please, I can't go back
Someone told me a ruthless body guard. Is this really a real stormen? I would say I take calculated rest
This is just a bad tree.
This subject is not a threat.
You must get in here.
We'll literally be able to do this whole day with just these things.
I got to let the chain saw guy through.
Somebody has a chain saw there immediately.
What if would you see,
And so there's never gonna be a scenario of somebody pulls up with a chainsaw.
But if they're on their tasks for me to let them in, then they have to be saying.
You are in a lot of trouble.
This guy, like the last guy here, sorry sir.
All right, the last guy, I'm gonna be a bit of a rush tonight.
The last guy here, this guy has to be here today.
Oh my god, I just let him throw, right?
I
let somebody in with a chain saw that they have it up their ass, I don't remember that.
L'Aborne, thank you for the 20 gifted sucks!
Thank you for being on top of the 20 gifted, Easty and Nolan for the sub-smart ass, Liam and
J, thank you for the sub, okay for the sub as well, Jonah, thank you for the three, less
and moving to the sub-jazz and doing with the sub-tripe ticket for the 4th, TTV, and sub-tripe
and sub-tripe for the sub-john for the sub-tripe.
I love waking up into your streams, thank you.
We're going to go as you sure receive one of the gas station's
simp videos with the weird cussers of Ryan and me,
and one guy came in a while going to poop into my pocket in the back.
Yeah, you probably really had to go.
So the ticket for the five gift, it's not in John for the sub-tripe.
Yo, Acein, I'm for the sub-tripe, C-W,
take a bit of three green to the sub as well.
Okay, for the sub-tripe.
All right.
Well, we extract here, then I have no idea what the fuck happens.
Let's see.
I don't know if there's, it's probably like, infinite play after this.
I mean, it doesn't really matter where they go.
We'll just send everybody out.
What is 18? We got, how many people like 22?
should we make everybody leave yeah why not
under the stock your whole block how many people we have
like 25 people
there we go
and the evacuation go to sleep
external accepted question the perimeter prevent breach
This is crushed, it's death!
Don't tell me they're gonna over, don't tell me they're gonna over a while
They threw a fucking final boss at me, but you think I can't say that shit?
You know how much I'd put there?
All right
The rafters aren't killing them anymore
Wave three
I mean if it's just a regular ass
The bomb's down.
In the fall war.
Oh, fuck.
They're striding.
What happens now?
Mission accomplished.
Civilians extracted from the city,
skating by for further instructions.
I'm sorry, where?
Not by my orders.
I might be thanking you with my...
I'm going to meet the general!
Where?
Oh my god he's probably the least so cool dude.
He's got banking himself.
I don't know what'll happen to mankind tomorrow, but today you gave us a damn good reason to keep fighting.
Command's given me a new place in recognition of outstanding service credit where credit is due.
I told him hell, the kid that all work.
Son, you've got some kind of guardian angel,
or somebody above was really like you.
I want you to stand to my command.
You've brought this hell whole of your life.
Am I where you?
I think twice about the offer.
Are you having a shoot?
I'm not understanding what he's saying.
This piece saved my ass more than once.
Take it.
Before I change my mind.
Sure. That's very, that's very kind of you. I'm not going to lie, Chad. I tried to
swap to my gun and shoot him in the face. I believe he didn't get me the fuck out of here!
Stay in this fucking hell, Lori. You chid me. I'm going to retire. Oh no. W fucking
game did stay my ass I'm gonna fucking stay can me but dumb offer I want you to stay under
my command yeah and keep working here until one of the zombies bites me pass pass pass they
love juice and easy to get to the sub script of the parade it's crazy game so live
space he goes in for the sub I can and okay but some I extracted it he lived I mean I don't
know if he's still alive in the game it's just like all I can do is extract him I was a
with WDM though.
I very much enjoyed quarantine.
Okay.
Now, chat, we're going to hop on a new horror game that just dropped.
Probably they're going to beat it today because it's like half-send half-horror,
called Hellmart.
We're going to play it until we do the,
Rocket League 1B1 with Janksy.
Then we're probably going to do,
keep talking, nobody explodes tomorrow.
We live at three, we're doing VR for like three hours.
Then I'm going to be on Christian stream Friday.
blocks with stake and to react at four Saturday I'll be live at like one
doing the S&P and a Brobie Brod Edward Sunday I'll be live at like one or two
doing the charity stream for PCRF and Reacts full day Monday we're gonna do
some of the S&P maybe some random reacts in Fortnite preparing for the tournament
the third I'm off so next Tuesday and then next Wednesday we have a Fortnite
tournament then I'm gone to fifth to the ninth filming like two to three
YouTube videos, and then we'll be back at the 10th.
Grinding out the stream from there.
A bunch of new game drops, all this other shit,
H.A. charity stream like February,
and AppCancer and March will go from there.
I'm gonna take it to three.
If you had to choose another name, what would it be?
Not for the sub-cheats and sub.
I have no idea.
Who do I look like?
My name wasn't Joe.
Larry, Larry, I don't know a guy named, I don't think people are named Larry anymore.
all right my editor sent me two videos I got a fucking right down to download these
or upload them rather
and
I'm probably not posted at I might post on YouTube today but I'm not posting
I probably won't post it in tomorrow because I'm gonna be posted every day that we're gone
and normally I don't post one season Thursdays now
Hold up.
Okay, I'm gonna go piss real quick and then we're going to hop into how much?
I might be a minute. Count me down. I don't know how long. Two minutes. We'll belong. Take it for the five gift.
Appreciate the subs.
Count me down.
Let me choose this song.
You
All right.
But it's really happening.
Sorry, you're going to need to give me a minute. I got to respond to my editors. They all sent me shit.
So I'm just gonna play a song real quick.
I need like a minute.
What?
You
Dude, yo, quick dub for Kangro for sending me fire thumbnails.
Y'all be thumbs.
No corrections.
Ro send me nine thumbnails.
Didn't need any corrections that time.
Thanks, fuck.
All right.
Yeah, let's lock in.
Time for Almar.
But yeah, I got so many videos on back.
The only reason I'm probably not going to post today in tomorrow is because I know I'm going to post the entire time that I'm gone.
Like every day.
So, because I'm not streaming for like six days straight or five days straight, the fifth to the ninth,
because I'm doing vlogs. So, I like posting when I'm not streaming. So, if I'm streaming,
like, I think my audience would also rather need post on YouTube when I'm not streaming versus
me posting and streaming and then just not being active at all.
Came after the sub-mango and drive to the sub-doji, I OY and muted for the sub-hidden
line of the sub, jet and mobile on taking to the five gippets.
Where are you going?
It's a fortnight turning and then I'm going to be vlogging about your stuff.
We might do, you guys might be able to choose one of the vlog ideas that I do.
It'll be like one Super Bowl related vlog, one like bar hopping, sandy, or not sandy.
Yes, San Francisco vlog.
And then one, I might kind of like alcatraz or like the Golden State Ridge or something
like that.
I don't know, I'll figure it out.
I might post today on YouTube because I do have the videos.
I don't know, because I don't want to like have too many posted.
I think it'll be fine.
I'm gonna close right now.
Who gives a fuck?
Don't watch the videos right now, though.
Same stream.
Please don't leave.
I'm just posting right now.
Bye. No. Don't do that.
No. I'm not ending screen.
All right.
Anyways.
How long are now?
We're going to help on how long are now
and we're going to be doing this for probably the next hour
and a half and so we hop on with Janksy.
Then we do the one V1, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
this other shit just told you
that XV is my schedule if you know another schedule.
KB, Koko, Mikey, a brother sub.
And KLA thinking to the three, what is Brady?
Bleep out the vods.
Like why aren't the vods like clear cuts of stream?
They're fully demonetized and copyrighted.
They usually get age-restricted.
It's pretty edited down YouTube videos,
the bleep's the first two minutes,
and then the rest is fine,
because it's usually at 45 minutes per man.
But in every vibe, like every four hour vibe,
there's a moment where I'm just going,
fuck shit, fuck, fuck,
overpeatedly, and repetitive cursing gets auto flagged
by YouTube's AI, and then the video gets age restricted.
So it's not just for monetization,
it's also the fact that like if it's age restricted,
a lot of people like not signed in,
or not old enough, we'll be able to watch it.
So,
there's a, but Brady Auto does the first 10 minutes or so of a mod.
But not all the cursing's bleep.
Got to introvert this up.
But for vlogs, you have to bleep longer segments.
It's a whole YouTube game thing.
It's boring talk.
But it's how like their AI and system works.
It's a whole fucking situation.
And then you have videos where like,
even if you're not cursing, it might get demonetized.
Like when I did that Halloween drinking video with Brooke,
it got to e-monotized or not to e-monotized.
It got removed.
I got a warning from that for excessive drinking.
I chucked three beers a buzz ball in the glass of wine
and fucking five minutes.
And apparently that's too much for you, too.
I was really drunk.
I don't think it was TOS excessive drinking.
I disagree with their ruling that I've violated YouTube guidelines, however, because there's many videos of people drinking
Dude, Edward Forty Hands is a challenge on YouTube that I might do one day. I should do that on stream.
What could I do though?
If I did Edward Forty Hands on stream.
It's where you tied to 40 out spears to your hands and you can't take them off till you're done.
So I just sit here like, but I don't know what I'd do because I couldn't use my computer.
Like I would be incapable of touching or doing anything.
Like I couldn't use a mouse or keyboard.
I'd just be like there. So I might vlog that.
That might be a better video than screen.
Just talk.
You have, I couldn't even change a song.
Like I wouldn't be able to do anything.
Zuzz for the subject of the three.
They released the soundtrack for Iron One,
moving it's, uh,
made me say, I made the June soundtrack.
That's awesome. Now, take it to the three.
But the industrial society in its future,
what's you're pinning about it?
About the book.
I've never read that.
I just bought the industrial society in its future.
Huh, is that a book? What do you mean?
All right, you're a wuxlockin.
Time for a hallmark.
Brok could control stream, that is true. Or I could get like...
I don't know. If I got Chris to do it, Chris would probably want to do it with me.
Also, Apple FC warning. Apple FC warning. Apple FC warning. Apple FC warning.
All right, Cal Mart, editor Threlpin Epilepsy Warning, I had one of my shatters actually
have like an epilepsy reaction during one of my trains for not reaction, epileptic seizure,
saying reaction like an allergy.
Cal Mart, we've been waiting for this game to come out.
Apparently it is a mixture of a sin game and a horror game combined.
It's like a supermarkets in combined with like a creepy anomaly slash dead by daylight
like horror vibe where at night shit goes wrong.
We watch the trailer not too long ago.
I don't want to watch it again because it'll probably spoil stuff so I kind of tabbed out.
But we're going to hop in now.
I've been told this game's pretty fucking scary, but also fun.
I don't think we're going to beat it today.
This seems like one of those games that you could play either infinitely or just like for a
long time.
So this might become like an episodic thing.
We might run it one time.
I have no idea. We're gonna play it for like a bit though right now.
Yeah, thank you for depending on the last morning.
Alright, let me turn on graphics.
The auto defaults to like medium graphics, but there's a thing to student.
Is the audio good? I feel like it might be too loud.
Trying to music down.
Alright.
Attro on boom for the stuff,
forensic for the sub-line and taking to the free.
Edward Fortyans with two four logos,
I have two four logos.
I was collecting four logos for a video
about four logo,
and then I realized it's impossible to source four logos.
And I only have like three of them.
Four logos stop.
That's four logos are ass.
Four logos are just a way to get drunk,
but they're like so bad for you.
And I don't enjoy them.
And I wanted to do a forelocal like stream.
And I was like, oh, maybe I can like see
if they would send me all the shit,
but I was like, oh, they're probably going to want me
to be like super positive about it.
And like half of the flavors,
I'm gonna be like, oh, this tastes like radio active urine.
because that's what green apple for local tastes like.
Jonah, think of the three, played a grocery ship before I collected my grocery store job.
I'm so excited. Needed to just have to subplexy, think of the three, turn it 16 next month.
I want to get a job. You have any tips. Apply to a bunch of places. Go in person.
Any thinking of the three. Don't just do a bunch of the same copy and paste on my apps.
I was watching Vazzy, you said something about eating table food and peanut butter.
was the best advice ever, Boomer of the Zud. I don't do it every day, but it's just like
I'm a hungry before a bad tale street people are you?
We'll keep each wrecking. We'll have to stop blocking!
Hellmon!
I don't know if it teaches me how to play.
How do you prefer to play with markers or without markers? I would rather have markers.
I get very lost in video games very quickly.
Oh, I thought he was going to voice that.
Hmm, I hope they pay me well.
How smart, helpful on it, manager of convenience.
Stocking shelves running the register and cleaning.
Very straightforward job.
Alright.
Now I just need a way for the bus.
Wait for the bus outside, dude.
It's like 20 degrees outside.
Holy shit.
My learn a jacket at least. Maybe you see my body that's a big boss and my three feet tall
There's no way this is I love what's me
That must be my boss. Don't forget to pay your fair
Don't worry pal. I didn't plan on sitting next to you
I see what you're doing there big dog. You try to cover the seat. Oh. Oh. I'm getting the vibe.
I understand. I understand. All right. Everybody nobody wants to sit next to me. That's fine. All right.
I'm just the odd guy out.
This guy is this guy fucking normal dude. There's just bags back there. I can't move
I can't move one of them
If he fucking turns his head towards me, I swear to God
And there's just bags every
What the fuck did he go?
It's just strong.
Made it for the trouble.
This guy's still not here.
Wow, this game is a lagging.
Oh, my god.
There's not even an FPS setting.
I don't know.
Maybe that guy didn't even actually exist.
Oh, it's my spot.
I better get off and get it work, right?
He's just a little al-Mart application.
Oh, don't worry, man.
I'm not gonna stick that to your stupid feet.
You probably smell like fucking shit.
You probably smell like shit anyway.
Nice fucking jacket loser.
Where you from the 70s?
Bye.
Some of my stupid fucking job.
Everybody's a dick thing.
I'm not gonna work out a place called Halmire.
What a great name for a place of business, right?
Are they fucking closed? How do I get inside?
Am I getting a call?
Yeah, inside the place of business. How do I get inside?
Oh, there's a pay phone on the outside. Oh, I thought it was the phone of the desk.
Congratulations! You've been hired as a proud employee of El Mart!
Glad you made it on time, so what do you think of our little know?
Ha ha, have really had a chance to walk around yet, and just quiet it.
A little too quiet, haven't really had a chance to walk around yet.
Don't worry, you've got a whole week to take it all in.
Anyways, let's get down to business.
First, you'll need to get inside the store.
The door next to you is locked from the inside, but the back door should be open, got it.
Once you're in, find the page here on the register.
That's how I'll send you the instructions.
Storm like be a bit messy.
So go ahead and start cleaning. You'll find everything you'll need and saw.
Fuck was that.
Was that a goose?
What's your done? Get some rest before your shit.
The boy crums on the other side of the store. I think you could find it.
I think all man.
That should cover everything for now.
Call you before your first shift talks to him.
Do I work open the clothes?
Uh-uh.
Oh, wow, a lot of missing people here.
First, we have KSO.
It's a real image of him, surely.
Don't know, don't know.
Markiplier, don't know.
Don't know.
Corey Kenshin, don't know.
Don't know.
Jack's after guy.
Don't know, don't know.
And Foxy, from Five Bites of Freddy's.
Interesting.
Remove the plank. Yeah, this is dude that has to be like a raven or a crow
What's back here? Oh, this is just a storage unit. Oh my god, so this is gonna be a mixture of an actual fucking whoa
5% fuel
It's gonna be a mixture of an actual sin game and a Oregon can buy
The pager should be at the register. Let me go check
Not you know she
Uh-huh.
Right, why do I just keep saying, uh-uh, does that- is that sneak snack?
Uh-huh.
I know he'd voiced his games, that kind of sounds like it, and I don't think it is, though.
Ooh.
What fantastic start to my shift?
Okay, we have three fucking computers here.
This is already a little complex for me.
Let's open the page here.
Grab cleaning tools.
Sick.
Ugh.
Keeping the store clean as a part of your duties.
Don't let dirt build up, watch the indicator on your right.
Each clean mess earns you a small amount of cash,
so I have to tool in your inventory tab
sponsored for Windows walls, most of the floors.
Understood.
I'm going to move my cam down,
so you can see the indicator.
That is sneak.
I feel like you're going to told me
if he worked on Halmart.
All right, well, where the fuck is every,
it's kind of clearly dirty, never mind?
I was going to say, how am I supposed to know if it's very...
Just a new day on the job working at Hellmart and whatever fucking weird ass state this is
Where do you think we are chat?
Colorado maybe
I don't know just a beautiful beautiful beautiful view look at the sun setting over the mountains
Like the graffiti off that people are somehow doing inside of the store that doesn't make any sense
I'm working at the place and I'm seeing people spray paint shit. All right
And this place is a mess.
Yeah, I got to mop the floors now.
All right, well that part's apparently not dirty.
I mean, if I'm being real the whole floor,
I don't really think I'm moving
of removing much of the stains.
It kind of looks like the whole floor is covered in past.
We're just like shit stains in general.
Yo, y'all remember that guy?
Sorry, this is way off topic.
y'all remember the guy that did piss-maxing videos where he would like poured gallons of piss into like a a jar and
Then he would uh like point his window or not his window you'd point his fan so it would like blow piss in the air does he still do that
Yeah, Mr. Pissaire that's his name
Time for a break. Okay, well, there's a fucking lock on the door. Do I have
I just have the lock. I guess okay go to the break room
Where's the break?
Why do I keep the wooden boards?
Am I gonna have to fucking...
Am I gonna have to fucking blockade myself then?
Oh, there's a bed here?
Not exactly in the hotel, I guess it'll do for a week.
I'm sleeping here for the week?
You know, shut the shades.
We're watching you, don't do anything stupid.
Heartmark.
The store where I found you.
Oh, is it supposed to be named Heartmark, but now it's Hellmark?
move your face can't back now because it will tell me when shit's dirty day one
I mean how bad are the customers even gonna be? Is that a phone? Shit did I ever sleep?
I mean I'm not really worried about having any customers anytime soon this
source in the middle of fucking malware I feel outside oh my god should I
and re-lock the doors?
So people can't get in.
Oh my god, is that at night?
Did I lock that back door?
Oh God.
Where was the epilepsy warning?
I set it out loud like four times
I was in the beginning of the game
and it's pinned in chat.
So did you get some sleep?
Kind of.
ready for work. You could have picked a come-fear bed, you know. You're not here on vacation.
That, what is, what animal is that? You're not here on vacation. That's just fine for
reach out. Let's get to it. Remember the cool rules of Alma. First, during the day,
selling up products to meet your club and keep the store clean. Second, at night,
maintain order and don't let in any sketchy types without a damn good reason. Got it.
Got it, sell my day key things under control at night.
In third, never leave the store at night, ever, okay?
You can check these and other rules anytime on the plate next to the register.
For now, Evan storage and stock the shelves,
a fresh delivery came in while you were resting.
I've never heard anybody drop anything off.
Not surprising, you're out cold.
Just know that new products are out in the store every morning.
What's the shelves are stocked to go ahead and open the store? I'll call again in the evening before your night shift. Good luck
All right, so regular shit during the day, scared
Scary shit at night. Who the fuck was that?
That was a man. Oh my god me think that was a homeless dude that was fucking next to me on the bus dude that has any other
We're snow covering this, yeah, pick up a shovel.
So you think about it leave at night, I'll actually die, so I just test that out night
one, probably not.
I'm wondering if the game just ends, if I fail.
All right, new boxes with products arrived here daily to restock, supermarkets shelves
each extra to all of the four product types and daily stock is limited.
Take a box from the sword rack and stock another shelves matching section if you need
to return goods in the storage, taking empty box in the stacking of the entrance.
So should I unload all of these?
You're all these sellers.
My dumbass should have fucking kept that open.
I got nervous, dude.
At night we have to lock every door.
That's super simple.
I don't have to individually place all of them like that.
and other supermarket game like from the on-locked ass.
Dude, all we sell is chips and soda. Stop saying, uh, uh, dick.
Place the cardboard box.
Where do I place this?
Does this just auto do that?
of
somebody already did that
surely not a good sign close the door
all right to throw away the box
fuck wait
jigsie says he's one of the morning you yet like an hour and a half
and then try to play uh keep talking nobody explodes
it'd be good to restock the grocery shelves
off of planning on fucking doing oh wait
One box should be enough. I don't need to do that. I need to do the grocery shelves at that cereal
Hello, I only need to do one box a day. I put this back return this storage. Awesome
I was gonna say I don't think I really need a line the shelves with chips
The I'll think I should fucking unbox everything. I don't think there's even enough space
drain clown eat with us be healthy
Complex of eight vitamins and no fear
I mean, I didn't really need a restock. We already had three full shelves full of the fucking clown cereal
All right, there's a crack at an art store. I don't I
Know what I'm cleaning up this mess
Where the fuck did that decaying human go?
He was pooping.
I don't think he was pooping.
I have to open up for business now.
Open the main door.
I didn't even restart everything.
Shouldn't I restock all the other stuff?
Oh, I have no other stuff.
I don't have any pet food.
I have no frozen shit.
I'm going to go see what's out of here.
Alcohol, bakery, and groceries.
I mean, I feel like I should fucking stock up some of the beer, right?
I don't know if we do a beer.
Nah, why not?
No way I fucking drain how many customers am I gonna add?
There's no way I get through all of that fucking facts.
All right, we'll leave the bakery, good.
Let me just make sure we have bakery stuff.
Yeah, we do. We have a bunch of bread. All right, yeah, we'll open up.
People just start sprinting.
renting. I just see some guy from the shadows just tax sprint over the fucking mountain.
Just hordes of people coming in. What am I going to get my first customer? I'm going to walk all
these doors. I know it's day and I'm not supposed to be scary, but I'm still kind of just like nervous
in general of like who's going to shut up. I'll have to flip the sign to open. I think that's just
crash my channel. Your ship begins once you've looked at the sign of
cussers start arriving during the day and I still have enough products to
meet the daily quota. So I need to meet the quota by the end of the day
shift. We'll need to horrifying consequences.
Well, that's a little fucking scary. What's the quota?
$15.
What have we selling bread for a fucking nickel? I don't see that being a problem.
Oh, God. Wait, these people look like zombies.
How's he walking here?
This is the miles away.
Hello, sir.
Welcome to Hellmart.
You're my first customer that I'm going to be dealing with today.
Oh, sorry.
Ma'am, you were a shadow.
I couldn't tell.
My apologies.
Rich Gale is what I say.
Nothing other message.
Sir, first customer at the register.
I don't really know how to operate the register, I kind of hope they fucking tell me how
in the next year.
It's an, and...
Well, it goes pretty friendly, lots of smiles.
Sometimes they push a little too much, but never cross the line.
Just don't lose your temper with them.
Words get around quickly.
Alright, so be nice to the customers.
If a mean to them, they'll get really upset with me.
Should I like walk around with them, or I just see up there to shopping?
Yep, got to make sure you get some warm beers.
Oh, a whole shelf!
A whole shelf to warm beers.
Give it a little birthday bash today?
That's a law.
What are we planning for?
A bully too.
Did you kiss through the rest or...
Okay.
Grab the item and swipe it over the scanner.
Release her from the bag after scanning all out of the state of the customer's money and return the change.
Okay.
75's customer tips you a small amount of cash incorrect upset the customer or raises your quota
My favorite cereal as well taking the cash
I was given four dollars so they don't need change
Are you new here? I know every face in town except years
Yeah, today's my first day. Wonderful. I come here nearly every day. I think we'll get along just fine
Had to teach him a little lesson. I think I just fast forwarded through what happened to the last person
What kind of lesson did you teach the person before me?
Punchered the fuel tank of the generator. He had to run around in the dark that day. Poor guy
Anyway, folks around here are friendly and full smiles. You'll fit right in
Well then have a good shift. I'll stop by again tomorrow. The milk here is
This is calm.
The milk here is calm.
I notice things like that.
I notice everything.
What does that mean?
The milk here is calm.
Like there's non, like there's stressed milk.
Okay.
And the conversation.
We already almost have to quote her.
This seems fucking simple as hell.
Hello, man.
How are you doing today?
It's a bit nippy outside.
Make sure you stay out bundle up in the line, right?
It's my first day on the job.
So, sorry if I'm a little slow,
we gotta give you $4.1 change, one, two, three, four.
Check out, did it to register used to me
against the other wall?
I'm sure I paid over there last time.
Sorry, it's my first day out, what I know.
I see, maybe I'm mistaken.
Still feels like the store has changed though.
All right, I won't bother you, have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Morning, ma'am.
Yep, make sure to give me everything you have there.
You don't wanna be stealing anything now, do you?
Thank you for the payment and you gave me exact chains. I love to see it love that. We're not doing fucking love that
This is it one of those fuckass sim games where it's like three dollars and eighty five cents
You know what I mean like I just got to reach quota just simple shit
Thanks for the money you need a dollar. Oh god. We do have coins. Maybe people will start to oh god
It's because it's the first day. They're gonna start giving me change
We hit Quodo!
We're basically a god at this game.
Congratulations!
You hit your first Quodo.
I feel like I should move chat because all the voice lines are like... in the way.
You hit your first Quodo, that was too hard.
Looks like I've got a capable one on my hands.
You made it for your first day shift, now it's time for the night.
You'll be using the security system on the computer to help you, but first you need to log in.
The password is hell.
Thank you to remember that.
Do you do enough?
Once you're in, what's for the security camp?
Do that first, make sure everything's working right?
Don't forget to lock the staff doors before night hits.
That's all for now.
Call you getting in before you next shift. Good luck.
He's acting weird today, whatever computers at the rest of their passwords, I'll wait, why do I have more customers?
We computer lets you monitor the sort via the cameras and manage its various sensors, first login, then open the security cam on a ex program to check the store.
Wait, is it the night shift already? They said lock the door, so aren't we closed?
Did he tell me to close?
I got a check this man out, real quick.
How? What is in here?
All right, that's all unacceptable
Where is he?
Excuse me sir, where do you go?
Where do you go? What the fuck?
I guess I was doing it in the corner, which one of you was at?
What the fuck?
Hundred dollars!
get any attack bitch I don't want to touch whatever you
Leave.
Oh my god, I gotta remember the clean stuff.
Her seed's $6 change.
Why would you give me $6?
That's not making any sense.
Work through the first day shift.
Okay, so it's not night yet.
I was nervous that it was going to be like night time.
I mean, that's got to be bad luck or something.
I mean, a bird just fucking suicide bomb right in the window.
That is, that is, I have a feeling that the guy before me
didn't quit, but probably died.
Hello, man.
Sorry, I'm a little antsy today.
Crow just flew right into the window.
The one that I've been here and squawk at me
the entire time, if that's the right word.
You need $46.
There you go.
Have a nice day.
Ah, God, I'm nervous.
OK.
You think I'm going to have people trying to come in at night?
Like, what am I supposed to do at night?
It's the lights are coming on like it's night time now.
The man's coming back to how are there this many fucking dirty spots?
There's no light.
Like how are there this many dirty spots on the floor?
I've had like five fucking customers.
Like all day.
They take him to five gifted.
It's kicks, they give him a sex.
Skim much awesome, came with a sub under the sub X and IV, came with a sub FHD.
I hate him.
any thinking for the five.
Silly the old NS for the subbedee don't think of the subbedee
subbedee subbedee given the three.
Uh, second probably up the subbedee
on the subbedee, thinking of the three,
trying to think of it as three.
Uh, poxy thinking of the three,
uh, and cheesy thinking of the three.
You've fired me to start shooting
box game of subbedee with a code bar.
Awesome.
Made a roadblocks game a few months ago.
Uh, you've sent it to the game's last stand.
I check it out.
All right.
You're walking.
Wait, I got a notification on the phone.
Serve last customers.
Okay.
So once the lights start turning a little red,
that means it's almost time to close. I wonder how the first night's going to be?
I really need to check the cans that are often, but do you think I'll die if I don't check
camps. Yes, even right now. I should close. Close the main door. And flip the sign. Why should
I'm not flip the sign. Get ready for the night shift. What does that mean? Make sure all the doors are locked.
Third is start trying to break in. What am I going to do? Are they going to be like a weapon to defend myself?
I don't even know what that means, all right, y'all, what do you mean by DTA?
Lacken, Lacken.
AdNight must maintain order and deal with night visitors.
She thinks under control leads to a successful shift in set of and a satisfied boss.
Be careless or leave the store and you will live to regret it.
But how do I keep stuff under control?
Do I use the boards they gave me?
I need to look around the computer's security system.
I'm not letting that mother fucker in.
I am NOT letting that mother fucker in.
Somebody may come knocking after hours whether to open a door that's on you.
for oddities and speech appearance in what the camera shows, so I have to make sure they're
not at vamp that vamp to be a human, read them right customers, and management may
reward you. Get it wrong at a consequences of leech terrifying?
Hey, hey buddy, please let me in! Who's there? It's Colin. I'm a local. I've shot
me here earlier, remember? Yeah, I think I do. Great. So could you let me in?
What are you doing out here this late anyway?
Right.
Miss the last bus back to town.
That's the one's not till morning.
Let me in, I'll give you five dollars.
Wait, I'll check something.
Do I check the cam to make sure he's normal?
you think the camera would
show that he's an anomaly
I remember him from yesterday.
Oh my god he's standing there like he's not a cumin.
He's standing there like he's not a cumin.
Oh fuck.
I can hide in there.
in there. Remember that. Why is he standing there like that? Sir. Sir. Are you okay?
I kind of hate his tired. Okay. Do you want to go sleep or something? Sorry. I'm just, uh,
oh fuck. Somebody else is here. Oh my god. How many people are going to come ask for help?
I thought I was just gonna be here alone. What? Who the hell now?
That bitch is SHAMINELY!
Knock knock! Who's there?
You! What do you mean you?
You're outside?
I'm inside.
The hell is this?
Open up, don't make me wait.
Chase off, fuck off. I'm not gonna chase them off. Fuck off. No, no. That would be too far too easy. Why she talking in wrong text.
Then conversation. I'm not letting that mention sign. Oh my god, I thought he disappeared. Yo, can you stop standing there like your fank folding bro? Oh my god.
I don't know, I'll go take a shit, stand in the corner.
Who's fucking knows, man? Why are you standing there like God? God damn bro.
Somebody else coming in to just lagged. Oh fuck, check what it says.
Check what it says. Do I make it through the night? Oh no, it's midnight.
I have to be here for six minutes.
Holy!
It's almost day!
What the main door and let the customers out?
Oh my god, we did it.
That was so easy.
What was the first night?
There's basically a tutorial.
Close the main door.
Let's decide the technical break.
Go to bed.
Oh, I get a sleep like a between...
Oh, so we only open up like late during the day.
to
go to sleep they say what the fuck's back here
he still says 5% fuel
I feel like a generator is going to fluck and run out at some point we're going to have to like buy
gas they're going to start introducing like payments first off
oh god
serve it a three
ah and my next thing is
get some batteries I don't think the batteries are going to power the generator
starting to damage him good old snow shoveling shovels no directs
didn't pay to dollar snow drift shaft so you fucking hustle okay
when you do the one you want to jinxing in about an hour
jeezing at a fifty-hundred rupees
Watch instance, September 21,
I couldn't I talk to pass through job at my boss calls me after my boss called my mom crazy for not letting me come to work in the ice storm
I was making an 11 an hour working there for over a year. Oh, that's terrible dude. I'm sorry to hear that
Why I mean it's good you quit. I'm sorry. They were trying to make you come in when I was there in the ice storm
I should check the door stock better stock
Yeah, gotta make sure we have the customers happy
I-yo chat, after the day ends,
or after the night ends,
when I need to unlock the fucking doors, bro.
Oh my god.
My dumbass, I'm gonna fucking walk around.
What am I holding the snacks?
I think I'm holding peanuts.
Wait, did I grab the wrong box?
I think I'd grab the wrong box.
I don't know peanuts.
Where do I place them?
Oh.
These nuts.
Life was a simpler time when the D's not to me was popping.
I'm just going to say that.
Everything was easier.
Memes made more sense.
It was all easy.
It's all easy.
Where do you think the pickles go?
Where do we go?
Where do the pickles go?
Rosaries?
Said fridge?
Did that want to be frozen?
That would be chill.
Uh-uh.
There's product belongs in a different section.
Uh-uh.
No, pickles aren't frozen.
They're like canned goods.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go. Time to open up the store. I don't even fucking finish knocking everything.
Well, there are other stuff they added. No beer bread cereal. Beer bread cereal, pickles, chips, okay.
I think everything else is fine. Yeah, we just got to have like a variety of snacks and stuff.
So I'm assuming like late game it makes sense like I'm actually going to probably order certain snacks and then those actually change like how much
What I reach.
Of course.
Generator's dead. Perfect.
I could have called that bitch.
Dude, I said that she was on 5% for a day.
Out of fuel, better grab a canister from storage.
Oh, we just have gas on hand.
I thought I would have to go buy it.
We only have one Jerry can.
Let's get this piece of junk run it again.
I don't really like your voice lines that he does.
He always just goes,
Heave the generator up and running, a working generator powers all store equipment, and if it stalls the generator, the store will plunge into darkness.
It's like the fuel, canister, and your inventory, and tab and refill the generator.
Yo, space!
Thank you for the hundred fucking gift-deads, dude.
Thank you for the fucking hundred gift-ads, you did not need to do that, bro.
Thank you for the fucking subs, man, though, genuinely, dude.
Today's for the fucking hundred gifted thing to me to get us up and do one of the hundred people
I got a fucking sub for a free bro. Thank you for the fucking subs man big and FTX at the subcample and savage for the sub
Do genuinely thank you for the subs. I don't know if you saw anything let me use or you
lock in affa-11
Oh that was
Last year. Oh my god. You haven't typed since March of 20 25
Well, hello, thank you for the fucking hundred gifted's out of nowhere, bro. Oh, my god
I was like what do you mean apple weapon?
Droomed the sub banana for the sub thing for the fucking hundred sub snakes. Am I saying your name right?
I hope so. Thank you for the fucking hundred gifted's dude. Oh my god
Nicole banana down and bunny thinking to this out as well
Dude genuinely though. Thank you for the fucking gift. It's man. It means a lot
Uh, and bro, take me to three.
Uh, my friend, why is it getting to the crumble cookie? What should I do?
I don't know, I'll probably get him not to. Also, don't drop your fence full name like that. Jesus.
All right, here we go.
I should probably refills him ass. So I should check this like, definitely before night.
Easy ass, start time.
You only check the bathroom if that fucking chrome will die still in there
A call how the hell is he doing that just power it up
Check my pager answer phone call
Lock the door just in case things get a little hairy
Always keep the door steady always keep the entrances that people can flatten you into a minimum and the end in the exits maximum
Let me guess. Generator died.
Huckle, faking to the five giftants, fuel ran out.
Found a cancer and storage.
Let me guess. The tanks really can again.
Cool ass.
Anyway, squad, you figured it out.
You don't want this happening.
You better upgrade the generator.
Check the computer.
Programtalt shop was.
Use an upgrade for them.
The urn cash will cover part of the cost for your first upgrade.
Call the welcome gift.
Don't say, Lee, any future upgrades you'll pay in full price.
You're going to upgrade the generator.
order some fuel and supply EXC, they deliver lightning fast, but you don't even have to
be the store. Got it. I ain't getting $10, what a nice guy. All the computer you'll find
programs useful, upgrade the store features, or the useful items of cash. Ordered items are
delivered to the bus stop in front of the store. I got to carry on all the way to fuck
over. Prevent's breakdowns when using electronic devices. New locks like you secure doors
from both sides, the most advanced locks, shell upgrades, alarm repair, customers leave
more tips.
They got to buy that, so there's a lot of upgrades we can buy.
Supplies, I want to buy fuel, we'll buy two cans of fuel.
To be bought boards, I'm feeling it might be a smart idea to buy boards, trim, take it
the five gifted dolphin to jay for the sub.
And Rycer, thank you for the three.
Figure it out any my relationship with my girlfriend
a two years can't handle any more don't know to do
please help.
Can't really help you there man.
It's a conversation between you and your girlfriend man.
I hope I hope you decide correctly what you want to do.
But I mean I don't know you, your girlfriend,
or your relationship man.
I can't really help you there.
Sorry.
All right.
Lock it.
I'm sorry if I'm being a little like,
you know, just like monotone.
It's just like,
just like I was just talking about this like an hour ago.
I like people ask me for relationship advice and it's like different when it's like
hey what should I do on a first date versus like you're saying you have problems with
your girlfriend of two years and you want to break up with her.
I what am I going to say to you man bro think of the three started about again I'm
going to say you need to be in for I jurors take you to the three I got my ACL surgery
I hope you're recovering well man.
Lock it lock it.
All right where do I buy groceries at?
out.
I can't buy groceries.
The shop I can buy an axe and boards.
I don't really think I need that though.
Pick up the delivery stuff in the bus stop.
On it.
I'm going to wander all the way around the store.
Yes, okay.
Over the store, dumb fuck. I'm supposed to grab a supplies first, idiot.
Oh, thank fuck. I just pick everything up. Over the main door.
Oh, that makes everything so much easier. It's just all gets teleported right over.
I don't have to go fucking drop it off. Oh, I do. Wait, no, I don't.
I just keep the Jerry cans in my inventory. What is this? That's a sponge.
I thought that was a sweatshirt. Kind of looked like a game boy, right?
Some sort of video game console. Like how much fuels it at now?
So a hundred percent so I don't even go down that fast, but I will need to check that time to time
All right, let's open this door
Helbert day number two, are ready for action
So excited x3 and tear off the subbot and Dominic's for the subrofen three
Such for like a gun
I did $19. We couldn't get another upgrade, should we? New walks that you secure doors for both sides. Why would I need to do that?
Additional trash containers, new shelves, churches astound alert in case of theft. I feel like that's probably pretty good, right?
Yeah, the security makes sense. I just wasted ten dollars on that bitch though
Like that might be bad
I just sent my money on that. Hey, I saved you last night remember me
We're basically like bros now
Bros the Bailey's sale quota
Maybe you can see what that is the tip chart though the tip chart would be good for making money down the line
$25 quota
I don't need to read that, actually.
It's gonna make sure to clean whenever we have customers coming in.
I probably should be checking the cameras though.
What the fuck was that to I'm doing?
move in lightning fast. Fuck off. Oh my god, let me check the cans. Is that the
world open? Lock these fucking doors. Lock these fucking doors. Hell no. That was not open.
was not open. No, that's that fucking creepy bitch. That's the one that was trying to kill me earlier.
Walk in regular, what'd it go? Where did that woman go?
Wait, so can the fucking monsters come into the store during the day? They just can't work.
I'm gonna back to cigarettes to that.
850, give me back change.
What a fucking guy.
I'm gonna clean up the store dudes getting all dirty and we're gonna check these
customers out first.
Everybody buying cereal and bread.
Now, big snowstorm coming up, uh-oh.
I gotta do math, dollar 30.
Hmm?
Tell me.
It's the basement still sealed away.
basement? What basement? You don't know the story? Let me tell you.
Sometime ago, a curious boy wandered between the aisles. In the center there was a
hatch leading to the basement. For some reason it was open. Curiosity got the
better of them. He leaned over the darkness and the hatch slammed shut. When people
rushed to the noise the hatch was gone, I said if it had never existed, that sounds like
a background's entrance. The boy had muffled cries echoed through the store for a while,
Cridi story poor kid.
Sometimes I feel like it's still here
as faint sob, exactly in the store.
So if they're a fucking secret hatch here,
yo chat, please refrain from sending BITCH right now.
I'm sorry.
I am in the three.
Reminder to chat,
that's all the speaks of nobody.
If you're struggling,
it's never week to seek help.
Talk to a friend of family member,
seek support from fair and physical.
Text on 90, 80, any time to carry or something.
There's always something to live for.
Don't forget to check it on your friends family
because you have another suffering and sound
so that you don't love the screen.
Thank you for the nice message.
And I'm sorry, I was sending.
Don't send bets.
all paragraph and I've been saying I need to keep walking in because I keep pausing.
Zaf and Jess for the sub-parcy and top-think for the sub, but W fucking message.
Thank you for that. You're up to the sub, walk in.
I really don't want to talk to this lady.
I'm not good reemarking, the nigger of the yellow one.
Do you see this? The whole star is covered in dirt.
How is this acceptable? I'm sorry, I cleaned it up right away.
I'll be so many industries, there's nowhere to respond to ability.
Next time you'll pay more attention to kicking the doors store tidy.
We'll do it. I literally just cleaned and then this fucking one lady walked in and now everything's fucking dirty again, so I don't know what the fuck it's all you
Wait, what did she say?
Why is people saying A.O?
She said the N word what?
What?
In wait, like her character voiced the N word or it's said the N word in the text.
Because in the text it didn't.
It might have just been whatever words she said in what language that was.
I just don't know how long customers are going to wait for me to check them out.
I kind of feel bad that I'm like fucking turbo cleaning.
Yes, you know I got three people fucking waitin in this creepy ass one in here
Yeah, you better do me cash crush you're gonna give me like fucking slime coins
Is this acceptable payment?
Cheetah Eno
Can you get their badges to use to be against the other wall you have the other bitch done that the for it's not my first day anymore
Oh, wait, I shouldn't be rude!
Wait, I shouldn't be rude!
Oh fuck!
Oh my god!
What?
Why are you touching me like that?
What the heck?
I better go.
But you're creepy as shit anyway, dude.
Who the fuck is smiling that often?
Your cuffs?
Dude, that lady's a fucking nasty, anyway.
This eye and stuff has to be discounted.
I have a coupon.
Okay, I'll add the disk out quote a plus. Yeah, whatever, we'll reach close
That's better. No need to make me raise my voice just to your job properly
25 funny. Oh, no house carry a
dollar
Hold on a second something isn't arranged here
You gave me less than you should have you owe me 178
That's not up for discussion. Oh, the changes correct, ma'am. So why don't you get your bitch ass out of here, okay?
You can tell you a little grumpy today. Are you okay?
Do you need to meet some, I don't know some snacks or maybe something I can brighten your mood instead of you know coming here to grab one warm beer and then heckle me for the price
I was not holding up your line if you did count properly. I would have to be standing here recounting right in front of me
Not recounting anything
Oh, I see how it is!
You can't even recount perfect!
Absolutely tapped here in competence.
I'm never coming back here again.
Okay.
Bitch.
Bro, she tweaked about 78 cents.
She was a dollar 78 back,
while you think the beer costs 22 cents?
What do you want?
Crack bro?
Oh, we still are quoted without her dumb ass.
Don't need her as a customer.
A fuck outta here.
And a pack of cigarettes.
I gotta tell them smoking kills.
Money's money, bitch.
They want to buy the cigarettes.
God looks like Walton Goggins from fallout.
Oh fuck!
You know, did you teleported right in front of me man?
I thought you were on the other side of the sewer.
Jump scare.
All right.
You might be our last customer, I'll never mind.
Is some nuts?
Hmm, dollar 30 is your change?
Have a nice day.
Bunny and dragon to stop here thinking of the three
One of your big fans. I wanted to ask you as I judge for travels event. What should I expect?
I mean, they're going to detail it for you, man. I can't really give you any details really depends on the event.
Yo and you're for this up
Check the spirit he can's recap or play the game called how am I really scary during night, but like regular sin game during the day
What is the point in having the double lock system chat?
Bracket lock doors from both sides, like, what am I ever gonna do that?
Like I don't see a purpose in buying that.
Intrusions take longer, oh shit, so people could actually break in.
Oh, it's becoming night time.
Last customers I'm gonna make sure all the doors are locked
That's where shit gets scary those little I could hide in these little refrigerators
There's also an axe here I can break the alarm keeps ringing sharpen on bearable goes off with that even
Subergus if it makes sense baby it's not a fire alarm after all
What is that on a lawn even for?
And one of my supposed to do if somebody steals I bought the little stealing thing
First got by jar of pickles
Right you've just here
570 is your change.
Have a nice day.
Or night.
Please catch the bus home.
Don't try begging to come in here at night.
It's really hard for me to determine whether or not a anomaly and I will probably kill you.
Anyways.
Close the main door.
Alright, shit, chat.
Oh my god, wait.
Fuck.
Get ready for the night shift.
Oh fuck!
Oh my god.
I think we're fine.
Did I shut?
No way.
Did I lock it?
Oh my god.
I thought I was a person in the corner.
The doors are locked.
What do we have?
An omelight set me integrity of how smart it's safety?
Locally an omelight by flickering ceiling light and remove it.
Some an omelight can only be removed by using specific tools in the kit
the kid or the anomaly, Colonel Joseph the anomalies are present this for her.
There wasn't an anomaly.
Was there?
Where?
Oh my god, I don't want to die.
It's in the freezer.
Okay
They're not me here to what? What?
Oh fuck now why is he's getting so hard?
How many in nono least can there be?
It's not one every night?
She's about to meet.
Pause.
Who the fuck is that?
What the fuck was that?
Was that them?
Watch the sword, okay. I think we did the anomalies.
I'm sitting up. I feel like I need to walk in during the night shifts.
Wait.
It's already day?
I mean a walk in the fucking park. Are you serious? I mean, uh, it's
like about an easy fucking death. Oh, wait, no shot. I understand. You want
locks on both sides. So I could leave like right now. They could just walk
in right here. Like if somebody wanted to barge in, because I'm just going
of that. We should buy that next. I'm going to spend the $10 on that. I think that's worth it.
But not the back door we will. I'm going to make sure everything's locked first.
Starting to date with Snow Shabbling. Oh my god. Snow Shabbel, the snow drifted.
Subbiter needs edible.
Are these also janky shatters that are trying to fuck me over for the Rocket League
1B1 tab?
I'm not eating a edible before I 1B1JC.
I need to zone in here.
Reef on that bitch.
Nope.
There's also a screen.
Reef on that as well.
Check the new stock and storage, bro. I'm gonna go buy new I'll go buy the new locks. I'm gonna buy the new locks first. Fuck yeah
I like I've only twenty seven dollars. I've twenty two bucks
Yeah, lock locks on both sides
That's awesome
Okay locks on both sides and then I feel like we should buy more gas cans right or the boards good
Because I don't need a two right now.
Go walk this.
Wait, what?
Stroll up his knee and he could not get in. Okay, whatever.
It doesn't lock on both sides.
What is that? What does that upgrade do?
But are stocked the new products?
We're gonna main door. Why not open the main door? Who the fuck's gonna come in right now? I gotta stock up.
We ain't open yet, we want to sign to open, go fucking fist yourself, I'm not what the sign of fucking open.
We got to provide our customers with a good experience.
I'm going to make sure everything's stocked up.
Are they also said there's a weird hatch in the floor somewhere, and now I'm looking at this, now noticing this fucking vent.
Anybody else peek in that shit?
Somebody's probably gonna come fucking kill me in there.
Oh hell no.
What else do we have that's new?
We got whiskey now sick
I'm gonna be order in jacked animals
Do I have to order a new stock? No, I think I get new stock every day for free because all this shit's just showing up
See here y'all is there anything else now?
I'm not sure it is. I'm sort of fill this up there. I feel like we've been being selling out of stock
Let me show all the chip bags already.
I can't throw away the stock.
Okay, well, then we're just fucking throw back in here.
We need more peanuts, everybody's eaten these nuts, falls. People keep ordering that
check though. Almost ran out one day. Can't get enough of it. What else do we need?
Beer, I feel like a lot of people got beer.
They're re-stocked at beer.
I should probably just walk around and look.
We have enough bread.
See, we're like running low on beer.
We got a lot of bread actually.
Serials fine.
Pickles are fine.
They take like a whole row.
What is this?
When did we get meat?
Have we had meat the whole time?
Nobody's ordered it.
We've got to meet the whole time.
I do not remember that shit.
Recently I leave quota.
Thirty five dollars?
I mean now we're asking for two fucking much.
I'm going to lock that door in the back, $35 is fucking pushing it, pal.
How many customers you think we get in the goddamn bed?
We get like five.
Meet your quota be polite, lock the doors before night, never leave the store at night.
Don't let him in, who is him?
I don't remember that fucking piece of advice.
Protein bar, the beast, available in stores from the next moon, full moon.
Great classic case of fire. Yeah, right fires that really a threat here, but if real danger comes this might be the only thing for protecting yourself
So if something comes to kill me, I use the axe to murder it
Got it
Make sure to clean the fucking store before we open
Customs are gonna start complaining Karen was not happy. Use the spot
I get cleaning upgrades that should take way too long.
Mopping up the floors.
You got too many jobs on hand.
Can I upgrade that?
Oh, I could open the tip jar.
Should I buy a tip jar?
That's a money method.
We're buying it.
Not my good been a waste.
Now we only have six dollars. Two bottles of whiskey. You get to give me a
tip. What was that already there? But I picked the money out of that? I don't think
she gave me a tip. How do I know if I got a tip? Use the ax against Karen, which is murder
Oh my god, that bitch is back.
We get the same customers like every day dude.
Gotta make sure we keep the regular's happy, but I've brought her at a different customer than her dude.
Oh wait, dude, why am I hearing a zombie?
Yo, get that bitch out of here! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
amamoldo Ich rumpur
Oh she's crying
Go
The good of the fuck did she even go?
The best of the leader alone?
Did she piss in all over the floor?
I was gonna kid front her.
Oh my god.
Okay, this lady might be an anomaly, but she let me tell you she buys a lot of stuff here
She is a great customer
I'll say quote a jester from her
One customer away. I think it's bad easy dude
That guy's a little sketchy. Let's check the cams pull it up in the store
We gotta see! We gotta see! We gotta see! We gotta see! We gotta see! And I know it's you, bitch.
Hey, hey! Got a problem, Sheriff? I saw you slipping all that stuff into your fucking bag.
Fuck! All right, just keep it down. Here's the deal. I'd give you that, if you cash, nobody saw a thing.
No way, you're paying all three dollars to the ratchester.
Damn it, fine!
Take it all, remember this place is killing on folks like you and me.
Our makes are killing on folks like you and me.
Well, I work here, Dick.
Try to get a toilet fucking rattling.
Make sure to tell me.
Yep, one cigarette.
Here you go.
80 cents.
We head quota!
One does it get harder. Whoa, you're living real slow today, man.
What?
Did she order those d's nuts? I feel like I'm in a scam.
I didn't stand the, I don't know if I stand the d's.
Oh, wow.
15, 50.
No, no of them tit me what happened to this fucking oh, I get exact change. They're gonna fucking tit me. My ass. They fucking tit me pieces of shit
Drive the $40 right now
I'm nine bucks. So I'm gonna cut
Why would I need a trash bin
I'll pick up trash from outside
They did tell me when they do, well some stupidity I'm just not seeing it, but it could
very well be the case, you got like $2 in test, that ass?
I'm going to all of a 10 to your fucking cashier.
I said, well, that's on, I'm not seven, somebody ain't fucking scans of my groceries.
and
while I tip them
scan my groceries
and some of them are a fucking self check out
was a self check out here I'm gonna walk up to me
you ever go to a self check out and then
you scan something it goes like ever
employee coming soon and you're like
and then they go up and they scan there's like a little thing they go
I'm like, you know, why did I even, why didn't I even have a self check out every other time I use it?
I got a fucking talk to an employee.
Check the generator.
Facts.
Oh, is that like a white sur route?
Or is it just dark?
Oh, I just didn't have the lights on like a fucking idiot.
Oh my god, she turned into one of them. Wait, why is she here again? Why are they here again? Why are they here again? Why are they here again?
I just said that three times, sorry.
Pack a cigarette, sure.
A call of this late?
Tell me, what was the last time you went to confession,
or even stepped into a church, not really my thing?
That's a shame. It's not too late to think, uh,
re-figure ways for pen and turn a gun.
We have a wonderful pastor here, Father Jason. He serves in a small church
He serves in a small church by the old highway, and he met him not yet.
I'll definitely tell him he pays folks a visit sooner or later.
He'll be pleasantly surprised by his patience in generosity.
What can forward do it?
You'll see father days and knows how to reach anybody.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe I'll watch over you.
Thank you.
I really can be an answer to this phone call.
Something tells me tonight's gonna be rough.
Got chills all over.
Just to feel and got a nose for these things.
Just like back then.
Back then.
I'll start it with a feel and just like this.
Tonight isn't a normal night, you'll need planes.
You can all are on the computer.
Once there's deliveries here, board up all the staff doors.
Is there really that serious?
Stu, what I said.
Time to get ready, I'll be on screw this up.
Hmm.
Oh, fuck.
I just wasted sex box on that of these fuckers are gonna kill me tonight. I can get them out of the store.
1, 240.
Wait, excuse me. He's getting behind you. Behind me, what was it what fight? He just looks like
you. But with a grin from ear to ear. I think you imagined it. That was just my smile.
Alright, my apologies, must have imagined it.
That'd be fucking blind me.
Ass.
Dude, this bitch comes in and buys a million things a day.
I don't care if she's in the anomaly, bro.
She is making me money.
We gotta go grab that stuff.
Who is it?
It is dark outside.
Oh my god, what is that over there by the way?
That thing that's glowing
Better barricade before nightfall buddy. I think it's nightfall right now
Lock and barricade all the doors shut. You think some shit's gonna break in
How many should I barricade? I'm gonna do two each door
I'm not doing three.
Chat, too, we'll be fine.
How could I bear a kid nest him?
Nope.
Not a can bear a kid enough.
You're ready for the night shift.
All right, that's locked.
What's going to try and break in?
Locked, get the windows too. He didn't tell me how to barricade the windows. I could clean the windows though.
But he said the windows. He did ask the windows. He didn't say the windows. He came barricade windows. It's just the entrance.
I don't know if I can do it.
Dude, if I hear something breaks in, I'm immediately hiding in one of those fucking
for this. I should take a look around. Why?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Fuck this. That shot that shit. Fuck. I can't look that thing yet inside.
When the knife falls, the monster will try to get inside,
bear kid to doors and advance.
Axe is the perfect tool of the fend against its gravity hands.
Above all, do not let the monster inside.
Bro.
What if you fucking grabs me?
That was the generator.
I can't go outside the text about.
Yes, you're bitch ass out of here, that's a fucking hatch in the bottom of the poor,
not that I was talking about.
Where's he at?
What the fuck was that?
I'm starting to see things. I swear I just saw something glide across the ice cream.
I'm not here in him.
Oh no! No!
Get some bitches!
I shouldn't have done it all for you.
I should have gone off late, I should have gone off late, I should have gone off late.
They're recreating again?
No.
If he gets it, if he gets the last one I will.
We need to keep, we need to keep ourselves stocked up on boards, chat.
That is a huge investment that needs to happen.
We're going to have 10, 20 boards at once.
I don't know the maps, but if this happens like every other night, that's it's terrible.
I'm locked in now. There's one above you. Yeah, there's one above me, but you hear him now.
He makes like a little goofy sound. It's like slime.
Like
I think those next week meaningful for something now. It's just walks in the store that I
Do I win is that the night?
No way
Oh my god, it's already day we've done it again, chat
Just another day's work can I turn this back on?
That things are afraid of sunlight.
Look, this sign detectacle break.
Oh, I gotta keep the boards, that's awesome.
I felt I didn't get to keep the boards,
like they get wasted every night.
There's still just there.
I mean, should I just keep everything boarded up
if I'm not using it?
Okay, I know the door's locked, eh?
Oh my god, I have to press the sign.
Let's turn the day chat.
I don't think anything can kill us.
I'm going to die.
We'll just take a nap now.
Oh, day four.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I wonder how many days this game is.
Uhhh.
Let's turn it the day off.
Some good old snow sheathling.
Just have I like it.
But we're back into the lurk.
Makes you more motivated work there.
How the hell did I even get inside of this snow shovel earth as no while was blocking me?
We've got it on better. Yeah, I could have had them had no boards broken.
I figured I'd pretty fucking run for my first alien monster invasion.
Is there any more?
more. There's one hole in the fucker over there too. I got to find more Jerry cans.
I only have one left. I also think they do that because it just gives you free money.
You know what I mean? Like on the off chance that you accidentally just fucking didn't get, like,
what you needed to the next day you get like $5 for free.
Kind of assuming at some point the axe can break and it's like you could order another one maybe
All right, I'm gonna go pick up that shit first and then we'll go grab whatever storage stock came in
We'll probably be able to do this one day night last and then we'll uh hop on rock and we
Check the new storage for stock and storage
I mean like give me a shotgun and I'll fucking make this on you for this place better stocked a new product line
We got minced meat now. I thought we had that off-grid nobody's been buying it though
It's been sitting there this whole fucking time look at
Fill in the shelves of minced meat
For me, thank you to the 20 gifted subs!
They didn't have to be going to send a ticket to the 20 fucking gifted, so we're going to stock up pickles.
What else we got to stock up?
I think it's just pickles.
Everything else we got enough for the day.
Before me, one-five-one, thank you to the fucking 20 subs, man.
Thank you to the kind of something that the 20 gifted.
Where the pickles at? Oh, what did we have hot dogs?
These going to cake or the aisle should these be like?
We're federated
Oh my god wait when my shifts over I can run into the distance what the fuck's out there
I still need peckles.
Oh, lightballs. Oh fuck, you need so much stuff.
Oh, sorry.
I make sure everything's stocked up.
Where I live looks like the game.
I mean, this place is pretty fucking creepy, so you live in like a fucking hell town.
I get four boxes of everything every day, so I don't really need this stock up on everything.
Still just throw that in. Oh, and if I have boxes, I can remove stuff. Should we overstock stuff then?
Now, we'll just keep it out of it. It'll be fine. Actually, wait.
There we go.
Fish, thank you for the sub.
And for me, thank you for the gift of the gun.
Put the sign.
And we're open for this!
Day number five.
Come on, it's 50 bucks.
Each.
Well, it's going to be buy.
We have 10 bucks, so we can't really buy anything good.
I could buy trash can.
But I don't really see a point buying a trash can right now.
There's literally nothing that I've needed to trash can for.
So, probably not gonna buy a trash man.
First, take it to the sub.
Left door is not locked.
What's up night time?
So we don't really need the doors locked yet.
Do we have to barricade the door every night chat?
Like, I don't know if some nights are anomaly nights knocking nights
or if it's like all over the place.
Like every night they do that shit.
That's it.
We already bought that.
Every night it can just be all free.
I got a barricade at every night.
And deal with potential anomalies and other shit.
Relative service stressful.
We're going to get so many customers.
Fishizle, thinking for the five gifted.
The nest, thinking this up.
They're both hankering for some chips. Good thing they are. Oh, fucking hell.
Add a pack of cigarettes to that. Do you just want to see? Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I felt that my balls.
You managed to keep this place going.
For now.
Aw.
What the fuck are you?
Easy now.
I thought you must be polite to customers here.
Sorry you're right.
You know, it's funny watching you cling to those rules.
Are you sure following them's worth all the patience on it, ever?
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Dout as a good sign, meteorite's still working.
What exactly kind of rule is that anybody don't let it in?
Who exactly?
And why?
No explanations only questions.
Or maybe...
You are the one who wasn't supposed to get inside.
Ever thought about that?
Somebody must have broken it.
No, you're stuck in this cage alone.
Carding it without even knowing why or from...
One way or another, I'll get into this store.
store, not like now, for real. I'll take it. You better not stand it by my way.
I'll sure sorry you have a, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. I know you're
plotting evil destruction and all that monster stuff. You had a pack of cigarettes that you
were there? Okay. Well I guess you're gonna get the cigarettes. Oh no, I'm just a
I love that guy, he's a customer every day.
Every day you hear this guy's making a different fate.
Whoa.
Wow, there's stuff that I ain't.
Hey Frankie.
They chew me to her throat.
Wow.
Oh, sorry.
Back to cigarettes.
No problem.
10 cents is your chain.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day I
Gonna make sure to clean after this I
Always forget to clean at the start of the day up and we're getting a phone call
I'm gonna let that bitch ring
Chat that's how you certain down in it. Never pick up on the first ring
Boss is calling you love that bitch ring for a little bit
I'm gonna be sticky now coming down.
From me found the hatch from that local story, this basement where the kids supposedly disappeared.
Sure of it now, whatever it lives here took them.
There's just one thing that doesn't fit in, according to the story that kid vanishing
the day that this thing only hunts at night.
First stop.
Can I get fucking captured during the day?
Is that like an actual thing?
I
think on set night, but it's home. I got it scared me. It's okay I'm during the day.
All right, all right.
Hello.
What do you want?
Fucking do you go to...
I heard somebody.
Oh, Karen!
I'm Karen, nice to see you again.
What happened to you not shopping at our store ever again when I told you to go fuck yourself?
Remember that? Remember that? Remember that? Remember that? Remember that?
Oh, you're back.
Oh, we can't give it up and he's not spicked.
Pity!
Well, I'm just gonna say, I'll have to say it.
I'm sure it's too hard to do that.
It's practically suspicious.
I'm sure it's harmful for kids.
And what if my kid grabs like,
got something like this off the shelf?
Sorry, I'll double check all the shelves.
You should check things like this ahead of time.
Okay, got you so annoying.
It's like all the customers are starting like corrupted.
Why is that wet?
Not always wet.
See, like she used to be normal.
Now she's all like creepy smiley.
Why is she all creepy smiley?
Uh-huh.
Doesn't it bother you that something's always missing from the basket?
I take one amount from the shelf, but at the register, it's different.
So some counts it's annoying, no big deal.
You're probably right.
Fuck?
Look, you're talking me and a pack of cigarettes, no problem.
$1.5, oh my favorite customer.
Carrying.
Two packs of shit.
This item's supposed to be discarded.
No, that's not
Get lost bitch. Bye. Bye
I ain't fucking getting a damn discount
No
Fuck you
Oh my god
Every day you'll rule the day I'm waiting for that day, dude
Okay.
What did I just get it?
Oh, I'm not quota.
I'm saying, well I get a hooray for her.
You think Karen's gonna come back and try and kill me?
Nah.
That was literally you on the S&P.
What do you mean that was me on the S&P?
They bought all the stuff out.
See, no, that's our best customer.
Why is he smiling now?
Is that when they're like turning?
Or is it every day?
The customers are going to get like creepier.
I feel like that's what's happening.
Every day they're just like slowly turning
into like weird fucking,
yeah, like infected cult people.
Do you think she's waiting on you?
I'm just going to finish this night.
We said we were doing that at 7, so I'm like 15 minutes.
I'm just going to finish this night shift, we'll start the next day saved and then we'll go from there.
Big Blueberry do it for the sub.
Do you know why Chowgranon and Jason, they give it a sub?
Fuck is that.
Get your viscular.
Do you have high pressure compressed air suitors?
No.
I don't need anything else.
I'm gonna kill him.
You're exactly good. You helped me with.
I don't know. Maybe something else.
I feel a ghost in the room.
There is something else.
Sorry to the trash.
Tell me.
Do you believe in fate?
Is this the guy from the movie that flips a coin in and kills you?
Uh, or yes, the now I suppose.
This guy's gonna kill me.
He's gonna make me call heads or tails.
Oh fuck off.
You're move-out, Exyv.
Gull it.
It's her fails.
Fails.
They're going to miss.
Is that your final answer?
Yes.
That's your miss going there.
Good.
That's how it is.
We look close to him right now.
Today is your day.
Hey.
You're moving out.
Thanks.
So I'm flooded in the register.
That's your lucky quarter now.
Well, I want to add a back guy.
I've never seen that movie, but I've seen the clip where he's like really fucking weird.
And he's like a serial killer that just like decides people's depth by like a plump of a coin.
I need to give this guy 90 360.
You're out of whiskey. Are you going to do anything about it? Of course.
Thanks. Yep. I why would I had whiskey, but I didn't know we would have this many customers, man.
How much is this? Yes, he's like the amount of people that are starting to buy just enormous amounts of
materials just absurd like that was a lot of fucking food there. Oh my god, that was a lot.
It says the change. Oh my god, it does. I'm doing the math in my head like a fucking
idiot. Yeah, I know I'm out of whiskey. Why does everybody want whiskey? Holy fuck!
I'll bring you the whiskey. Now she's normal now. See, maybe they're just happy, Chad. Maybe
Did it just all smile like that?
Yeah, I'm out of whiskey. I'm gonna stock. I'm heavily on whiskey jack. Holy fuck people love that shit
Generator should be fine
What's the main door? I want to kind of like board shit up first
I'm gonna do two boards each door
I feel like that's the safest, yeah, we'll stock up the whiskey next time, Jeff.
Is there anything in the night shift?
Oh boy, howdy am I fucking ready for the night shift?
I don't know how much more I could be, I don't know how much more ready I could be.
I've done everything I could do.
Keep the axe out.
Oh fuck.
What was that?
Watch the sword, okay.
Anamaly.
Anamaly? Got it?
What are you doing here?
Hey, why are you in the door?
I'm just scared.
I'm scared.
Help me.
I really need help.
You're here.
I worked here before you.
I'm not around.
explain everything I've taught us when we're in a set seat about here.
Mmmmm, nope!
I'm begging you, I can't stay out of here, I'm really scared.
Nope!
Action's a lot of consequences, okay.
Yeah, that bitch was staring at me all three of you like I'm not letting her
dumbass in, brushing you an E.O.I.
Fuck outta here.
It's just the anomalies.
What the fuck an anomalies?
It's like, don't let her in.
Oh, I thought it said, let her in.
Oh, don't turn around.
I'm about to turn around, bitch.
around that's creepy person walking around
I think it's a different thing every day
a chat some days it's like a non least some days they're breaking in it's like a
or a mixture.
Or a tummy, it's daytime, please.
If this thing tries breaking in now, oh my god.
I
Do I close these fans
Close that
Oh my god, I got this lady.
Please, can I come in?
I've knew where else to go.
I need to wait out this damn night somewhere.
Why are you doing here so late?
I don't want to go back there.
Wait, let me, let me check something.
I got a look at her in the camera.
That's how you talk to her, save.
I think she's more involved.
Wait.
We're loving her in.
that might be bad
I'm locked in, bitch.
I'm locked in.
Bro, how was I supposed to do shoes then anomaly?
What about her was anomalous?
Can't me take my boards away?
Okay, that's fucking the game.
I was money too.
Now.
Bro, get your fuck off.
Bro, I'm gonna just not let anyone in.
Nope.
I'm not letting anybody in, bro.
The camera glitches on the anomaly.
What do you mean the camera glitches, though?
Like the light splisher or watch?
What the fuck is happening?
I'm fucking ending the agarmoly, is it crazy Twitch?
I can't scrub them away bro. I'm gonna die
Last way
How am I supposed to know that
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
Wow.
Boom.
Oh my god it's right there
So he's normal.
We're called our stall.
I started God.
Well, when is it going to be to hang in there?
I don't know what to do with this point.
God how many fucking people.
That guy's just normal too.
Not with the lights are moving all weird.
She's good.
Good.
That part's too scary.
I think it's going to be that.
Get brighter in here.
One of them just more send to a fucking monster in front of me.
It's that.
Wait for it on.
Oh, thanks fuck.
Oh my god.
Yeah, get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here.
Can I open door?
Put me in door. Get some fuck out.
Oh my god.
Terrible. I know I got a GC1B1 chat. I need a save right now.
Close me in door.
Close the close.
All right.
All right, I'm just saving. I'm saving number chatting out. We'll continue this chat. We might be doing it on like Saturday
thoughts
Because I feel we can't be that many more days
We're gonna save right now. Oh, fucking hell. Okay check what's it. Awesome
Back in this fun as fuck
It gets hard at night though. No one what's like what's good? What's not what the anomalies are and everything? All right
Let me move on. I should ever.
Oh my god.
I'm going to message Jamesy to tell him I got a best real quick.
I'm going to blow up.
Where is it here, okay?
Can we call in one, I don't have an added.
I got a piss, hold up, I'm gonna tax them.
Added you, wait, added your disc, add me back.
All right, tell my added him.
Loose for the sub, and I'll take it for the sub gift.
It's H money and nightmare for the sub map miles.
Take it for the tier three.
Jacob Gabb on mystical piece, a redoak, blueberry,
silly, quash, and fish, take it for the five gift.
Oh, he said five minutes.
All right, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
All right, I'm gonna piss anyway, that's perfect.
Actually, I'm gonna be late.
All right.
Hold up, chat, tell me now.
I'm gonna be like a minute.
I got a pez and then we're gonna lock in.
Now, me down.
You
All right, we're back. Retro and hollering of the sub-expo, heal and X of the sub-yon
to the sub.
Hold up.
Mid-song, young brother, if you think salt and pepper ain't it, you are fucking ass, okay?
That song's fire.
No idea what the fuck you're talking about now.
Oh, he's making a little bit of a chat.
Yes?
Please, please, please, please.
Oh, yeah!
He got there.
He's doing these doing duos with, uh, sketch.
All right, let me load a broccoli.
Hold on.
I didn't even need to go out.
Do you think I'll beat him, chat?
I mean, I just played with him yesterday.
I wasn't, it'll be a YouTube video.
I wasn't live yesterday, but I recorded my segment.
I don't be like a little intro. We did a 1v7 versus Reddles. It was me,
Jing-C, Ludwig, Ron, Squeaks, E-Rob, Fineberg. Is that 7?
I feel like I'm probably missing somebody.
You did, I watched it. Yeah, it was fun.
That was high spot.
I kind of forgot about it. I ate an edible.
I played the rankings before because I'm going to see what rank I was.
I ate an edible and then I was watching, I was just in college then and then I joined
and I was like, I need a lock-in in the recording at one point, like they're all talking
and dude. I literally look at the camera and I go,
trying to just lock-in because dude, I knew I was so high because they were all talking strategy
and I just zoned out for like 10 minutes. And then I locked back in and I said something and
and they were like oh no that's so true that's so true I was like yes still still in the
conversation I did pretty good too I think I had a good pinch I had one goal on reddles
that was really good it's just like a ground flick and then I'd a few assists like I don't
think I did bad but I definitely wasn't like the best player by any means a lot of Mr.
and do for the sub-searching and thinking of the thousandth of these.
Plain Dark Souls with the first time,
24 hours of chewing on Obede,
If I don't beat it, I love you, you give me a punish rate for if I fail.
I really don't have to do that and I'll take it for the five gift.
It's beat up, it's pleased and hard for the subservient for this punishment.
If you don't beat Dark Souls in 24 hours, chat,
let's a good punishment for that.
I mean, how hard is Dark Souls to beat in 24 hours?
Is that like, like, how hard is that?
I don't know the difficulty of that.
Peanut butter?
Yeah, you gotta cover yourself with peanut butter.
That's what you said there.
It's impossible.
I feel like 24 hours you could be a Dark Souls game, like the original Dark Souls, I got to stop drinking this fucking energy drink, I am wired.
If you need to be wired too, good part, gamer subs.
I'm on Rocket League.
I don't think I have GC added.
I'm going to remember to add him.
We'll pull up his stream.
Yeah, I don't really know if good punishment.
Like what's with good punishment for that?
Do you think Jinksy's gonna wanna wager something?
I don't really wanna wager and sucks.
I don't think I'll lose now.
Like I don't see a world maybe like on a one game I lose,
but if me and him did a best of five,
I fit like if me and him play five games,
I think I'd win four.
I feel like I should be like yo janksy if you lose you got to eat a 50 mil
Kram animal on.
I feel like you would just be like okay.
Like I don't know if he would realize how potentially bad that is.
You need to know what I mean? Hold up.
Sorry, I'm looking at my YouTube because I feel like I uploaded a video, but it's not there.
All my editors sent me videos while I'm live.
I love it.
Out of the 24 hours of the day, the four hours I'm live, they all go, here's nine things.
And then I feel bad if I don't respond.
So I get like hyper fixated on it.
I get very overstimulated very quickly.
I don't know if that's relatable.
I don't think it's like I have like some genetic thing with it.
It's just like I get very overstimulated.
Not in like Jinksies calling.
Jake, he doesn't have me added.
Can you tell Jake, he doesn't have me,
Jake, if you're on my screen right now,
can you add me back?
He's looking at your text.
I'll tell him that, Abby, I added him.
It should be in his like friend request,
because me and him have like similar people,
and like in similar servers or whatever so it should work all right hold up
of
all he's going to take it as
what's song is this is a rocket weeks on
Some rage yet. I feel like I had most rocket League music turned off because it's all copyrighted
But that's most like epic games in general. Oh, now he's gone
Joe a holy shit hold on, but I need to turn you down
Okay, maybe I was too close to my mic. Is it sound better now? Yeah, he's not awesome. I love your voice
What do you what do you want your non?
Oh, check for my check for my what's your what's your go-to order?
Wait do you have check for where you live job?
Yes, we have check I think JC I think Chick-fil-A I don't think that's a regional thing I'm pretty sure that's a
uh like no in the world like all in every U.S. state I would assume there's a Chick-fil-A no no no it's
It's like fast food places
Yeah, no, no, no, it's only in the South I think I think it's only in the South
Chick-fil-A is not only in the South
Chick-fil-A exist in other countries, too. Like that was like a big deal
Did it and further fucking UK viewers didn't UK recently get like Chick-fil-A and everybody's like hype us fuck about it
I thought it was only in the south of the U.S.
I thought, no, there's regional, what's like a regional fast food place?
There are regional fast food places.
I don't know the name.
What's the one where it's like,
it has two different names based on what coast you're on,
in and out, so only in the south.
No, in and out, so only on the west coast.
I don't have it in out near me.
I don't have it.
water burger, that's not in Florida, but I exceeded in Texas.
A lot of dollars.
So, really?
I had water burger and that shit.
Well, I did it after it was the tenth fast food place in a dog dog challenge.
And I was not happy to be eating water burger, but I also had their chicken tenders.
So, maybe I was too harsh.
Raising canes.
I also don't have.
Right, yep, Cains, Cains I've never had,
it's never been in Florida.
Okay, this is what it is.
So this guy just said, at one point in time,
Chick-fil-A was only in the south,
but now it's everywhere.
So yeah, I feel like Chick-fil-A's are like very common now.
They used to not be, but I mean,
that's like the most popular.
I would say like most people's favorite,
what's your favorite fast food place?
Like if you're picking one, it's a chicken.
Honestly, probably Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, probably Chick-fil-A.
I think I'm going to Dave's hot chicken, brother.
I think if you're going to Dave's hot chicken,
I don't think that's what it is.
No, it is.
It's really good.
Really good.
But it does have like, they only have one thing.
And like Chick-fil-A is chicken, but there's different varieties.
Whereas like, if you go to Dave's house, you can just get in the same thing every time.
But I mean, chicken is good.
So good.
It's ass.
Yeah, you don't know fucking good fast food, buddy.
Dave's house.
Also, how can chicken ever be asked?
You know what I mean?
Oh no, it could be us. It could be us.
Yeah, yeah, you ever gone to like a pop eyes at closing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Old cryo, it tastes like it's cold.
It's like it's sitting out there.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
You can have your jump from Joe.
You're from Jersey, right? New Jersey.
Big Jersey, you got on it.
Do you like Jersey?
I love New Jersey.
I think people shit on New Jersey a lot,
but I don't know man, it's like what I know to my people.
It's close to Philly, close to the network.
It's near everything.
I feel like it's just a great spot.
A lot of my brother went to college in Jersey
and he said he hated the weather.
What college?
It or you know, you don't need to say.
Like it's a college like it's called was in or like maybe
was next to Jersey City.
But it might have been in Jersey City, but he just said it
was rainy all the fucking time.
Yeah, I mean, it rains here.
I would say it just gets mad fucking cold and dry.
But I also don't like Florida weather
where it's just humid as fuck all the time.
But you walk outside, you feel like you're wet.
Like, yes, I don't.
Wait, how many times have you been to Florida, Joe?
I used to go off shore fishing in Florida.
I used to go to Florida all the time.
Not a, yeah, the East Coast of Florida.
So like Daytona, like fucking Miami area,
like something like that.
Not in Miami, but like near there.
I've been a Florida is,
the way I would describe Florida
as someone who's lived there for 24 years
is if you see a news article of a dude eating a dude's face off,
you don't even have to know where it is
and you can just assume it's Florida.
Or maybe California.
Like Florida is, but on the other side, I will say Florida does have like some of the
nicest beaches ever do in the US, not in the world, but the, okay, well, I want to
ask you question, do you consider Florida like a part of the South? I mean, I think the
majority of people that live in Florida like aren't from, like their families not from Florida,
there may be not from Florida like I the majority of people that I had met in Florida were from the north like northeast
and the whole snowboards that like come down. Yes. Florida has a lot of snowbirds like a lot but the other thing is like
like there are regions of Florida that are like Bayerry southern like very southern. You drive. It's just like a
of Anne Handel, part of Florida.
The panan was very southern, but there's other,
like really smaller areas that are very southern,
but for the most part, in Florida,
people have like this similar access
to someone in California.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how to explain it.
Florida's interesting though.
But I'm like, this is gonna answer my question for me.
What's your favorite beer?
That's a good question.
Favorite beer ever is probably this brand called
I love land shark.
Oh, I love land shark.
You have land shark?
Yeah, I don't see it everywhere I go.
You know, you know, it's better than land shark.
That was hard to get in the US.
Corridb.
I feel like Florida might be better.
Corridb?
What does it go?
Corridb.
Like, Corridb.
And everything heard of that.
Yeah, well, I mean, you get it in the Caribbean,
but there's places that sell it so fucking good.
Not the best beer, though.
I see you're sensing Ella Alcoholic.
Yeah, that's someone else said.
Jinxie, fuck you, and your Chick-fil-A.
As I'm eating the Chick-fil-A.
Well, what's your go-to though?
I forget if you said that.
Like your main word.
Go to beer?
Or go to beer, go to Chick-fil-A order.
You said that.
Go to Chick-fil-A, dude.
I either get the chicken sandwich half the time,
or I'll get the nuggets, the other half the time.
And I always, no matter what,
I always get the Polynesian sauce
and the Chick-fil-A sauce.
I'll jump to it, both sides.
I'll always get the lemonade, I'll always get the fries.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm getting the lemonade.
Feel like the lemonade makes me feel like getting a kidney stand.
Oh, Joe, check it out.
Chick-fil-A's lemonade is literally...
It's no wrong.
Yeah, it's so crazy, dude.
Is that not crazy?
Joe, Chick-fil-A's lemonade.
It's like renowned for their lemonade, Joe.
They're renowned for their lemonade, but they're lemonade. I'm going to say is too strong like I would drink
Chick-fil-a lemonade if I could make half of it water
Oh, that sounds just I watered out. Okay, this might sound disgusting. I watered down my orange juice
Like I'm a watered down like if you can be like tropical orange juice
I'm making half that shit water and it's so much better put in ice in it
That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. That's great. You're saying it. It was like my birthday. Oh, I'm my fucking eggs or something like that's not you
Well, I'm gonna be honest if I saw you pouring water. All right, if I'm not not at a restaurant
If I'm gonna fucking diner something I'm not gonna do that
But if I saw you pouring water in your orange shoe side of restaurant, I would assume you're a serial killer guy
Okay, but I'm not gonna do it on a restaurant. I'm saying like if it's like I have my own orange juice
I'm gonna water it down if I'm at a place of business. Yeah, I'm just gonna eat with a give me
I'd show me disagree wait. It's okay
Chat is adding him gonna be impossible. Wait. We should do a private match. Yes, private match
That could just make a costume lobby and then I join them.
Okay.
That's what we in Jin's show because we couldn't fucking edge them.
Are we going to do like best of three or we just do in like one and done like how
are we doing this?
So yeah, I wanted to go over that.
So what should we do, Jack?
Should we do like best of, because the games are five minutes.
Should we do best of five best of seven?
Like what do you best think?
Best of five?
Best of five is probably fair.
first of three. Okay, and then bro, we have to play that other game after. Like that.
He's talking about it. Yeah. Yes. I think he hears a guy. But okay. I'm
down about it. You're funny. It's not that we're funny. All right. All right.
Let's do best of five and then we'll play that game. We're now. Do you want to do
like, I mean, well, number one, do you think you'll beat me? Like, don't we?
I don't know. I don't know. Wait, what's your peak rank? What's the highest deck you've had?
In solos or yeah, in ones or two's ones or two's in ones. I believe you can probably like
Statt track me because I used to when I started streaming I used to only play rocket league
And then I stopped playing rocket league for like three years straight and then now we're like where we are now
I think I probably peaked like time like mid-diamond
Maybe low diamond now I'm like I got my rank on my flat to
Right now
Like I did my 10 my 10 game for my Chatsink cap. I don't I chat. I'm pretty sure I hit dying
I know in in like do-os or trios. I hit like you're that's
My dad said he did what the fuck! Dad what the fuck!
You're supposed to support me but I don't aerial like so okay good.
Well I don't aerial in the sense that like most people would describe aerial.
Like you don't lean around like I'll leave the ground but not often.
Like I'm just like I'm gonna be honest like I'd say the odds of me winning are like 5%.
If I get a crazy amount of momentum, so can we do like a punishment if you lose though Joe can you like what?
I'll do a punishment
Joe, I was about to five yeah, I'll cover myself in olive oil right when we're done
Yes, like oil up. Yeah, I don't expect you to stream through being oil about that sucks
But like before you get off if I win oh yes after because we're playing keep talking
nobody explodes after yes yeah that would suck if I had to play that game covered in
fucking oil. This is a great idea. So I think oil up and listen to crazy
frog. That's my only thing and that's a crazy frog and dance to crazy frog. Yes.
And what are you doing if you lose? What do I do chat? Don't say oil up to. I've
already oiled up like three to I'm done it's fucking embarrassing. Oh my
chat has a great idea you got to uh oh wait no. What's the
legality of weed in uh in in fucking Florida? I think weed is legal as
long as you have a medical marijuana card which I do. Have you ever
had an edible? No. No. Well okay yes yes and no I'm never doing
not again. What happened? The last time I had an admiral, they'd really lost my mind. I couldn't sleep for like two days.
You couldn't sleep. What do you mean you lost your mind? Like you like it's your place.
You know, like I think it was you know, no, no, I thought like the walls were caving it on me. Like I don't
it was bad or you were like bugging out.
I was bugging out.
Yes.
Okay.
So I remember it also vividly,
like I could tell my lead story with like the most,
not my lead story.
My animal story with the most insane memory ever.
Like I remember my heart was beating really fast.
I couldn't sleep.
I thought I kept thinking the ceiling was caving it on me.
And I'm like, why the fuck did I eat this?
Why did I eat this?
Yeah, I had that.
had that the first time I ever ate an edible, I threw up and I thought I was in
purgatory, and I was like tweaking for hours, and then I didn't get high for like
a year and now I get high like five days a week.
Would you have your other streamed well heat before?
Brother.
My chat was trying to convince me to take an edible before this.
I'm being okay, Jesse.
Yesterday?
Yes, we ate more.
Yesterday?
when we were doing that stream.
I ate an edible before we did the 1v7.
Bro, but I feel like I never see you like,
but I'm not so rich in me.
Like, I'm not like, like, I'll be really high,
but like my eyes will just get red and like, more saggy.
I'm not like, I'll never get to the point where like,
I'm like non-verbal.
Anyways, okay.
Okay, something for you, we don't have to do that at all.
What say, uh, what's, you've already oiled up before.
I've seen that multiple times.
Yes, I've oiled up.
Yes.
And look, I'm probably going to lose.
So this is the more realistic punishment.
Like I'm probably going to lose the chat, you know what I mean?
Oh, so you're saying something that's not as bad.
So yes, because if you oiled up and listened to crazy fraud,
all oil up and listen to crazy frog and you'll do a milk mile. What the fuck? Wait,
what is a milk mile? I pound a cow in the milk and then just run. Yeah, every lap you
go to check a fourth of a gallon of milk. What I just puke? Yeah, we should say one chip
challenge. Oh, yeah, you could do the one I've ever done. I've done the one chip challenge
one time like two, three years ago, years ago?
Ooh, no, actually, you know, better one
because it'd be already done,
have you ever done like Bulldog Ramen?
What is that, what is it called?
I think it's called, my chat would be able to tell you,
your chat would be able to tell me
if I'm saying it wrong, Bulldog Ramen.
There's a type of like very spicy ramen.
Here we go.
Bulldog Ramen, oh I see, spicy chicken, that one.
I mean, there's probably a variety of types or flavors that they have.
I've been told it's very good as well, like people enjoy eating it.
So it's not that bad, it's just spicy.
I mean, I don't have it, so I'd have to get it, but like, I'd be down to be that.
I mean, that's fine.
I don't really want to make you do the milkbile, because you can't throw up on
strain, that's TOS.
Well, and the other thing is like
You know what I know
I'd have to IRL I'd have to IRL yeah, let's you got a treadmill
Oh wait, I think I do have a treadmill. We do I have a treadmill
Yes, I'm yeah, I don't think you should do the middle file. I think that I think that would be really bad
Okay, I okay, what about the banana sprite challenge? I down a sprite and then eat bananas
If you want to do that, I'm fun.
If you want to do the banana sprite challenge,
I'm fine with whatever you out these options.
If you're pitching the banana sprite challenge,
you could do the banana sprite challenge.
I'll do that literally tomorrow.
If I lose, you've got to fucking lose.
But you realize you'll throw up.
Yeah, no, that's fine.
I'm down with that.
Okay, I would say if you are, you probably should lean off screen.
But there's like dude, I kind of don't really throw up dude. I'm sort of a tank.
I don't really puke, chat. I really don't.
Okay, you'll do the banana sprite if you lose and all do the oil up, dance to crazy frog.
This is a lot. By the way, I said you the password and the name of the game.
Did you because I'm not seeing it or did you text me it on text all text? Okay
EA tied plot wouldn't I literally just died like I did I did taste a tide pod before they put very disgusting chemicals on the outside of them
Probably for the reason
Yeah, it's a tough one.
Hold up, I'm typing in the passcode.
So we're doing a best of five first to three wins.
Okay, yeah, first to three wins, best of five.
The punishments are solidified.
The bananas, bright challenge, actually sounds kind of fun, chat.
I like bananas and I like spray.
I mean, yeah, I've never had them together.
No.
I think it's just unable to find server.
Okay, I'll have a tight set of them.
I'm a dumbass.
Okay.
You know, I don't want to say wagered very poorly here,
but I feel like you got the worst punishment.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Like, I like the banana spot jump.
I feel like I can just do it up there.
I've never seen someone do the banana spot.
I've never even heard of it until my chat started typing and I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of it.
I've heard of the cinnamon challenge, I've heard of the milk mile, I've never even heard
of the bananas bright challenge.
Never even heard of that.
Hold up.
I understand doing the stream with a honey pass.
What would that be like, Joe?
If you did a stream of a honey pack, I mean would you be standing like, or would you still
just be sitting?
What is it? What does it matter what I just do like rick this fuck? I mean, yeah, well, I mean that's a funny patch even work
I don't know
Jack
Well, the album on a honeypack stream or a fucking banana sprite for the funnish world. What do you do actually?
All right, no, you can't you can't do the not really downgrading of the honeypack here. How about a rhino pill
Dude
86 year old man. I'm not doing a rhino pill
my desk would like rise see a lot of them are saying but they had to
spread a lot of them are saying on each time.
Chama Man of my word I do my plums for no matter what oh no I mean like I don't
back down wait you don't back down you don't give up like Nick hey there
oh yes oh my eggs cook okay I've tried that I tried to put that side of that
it's not all right so I still get honey packs for future streams anyways sorry
You could just get them, you're acting like you're like source a honey pack. You could just obtain them at a like local gas station
They sell honey packs and gas stations. Oh, yeah
Great job, but it's locked him right now. It's bright if I lose tomorrow
Tomorrow, you know that's right, but how much right even is it though? So the leader or two leaders
Let me call my dad and see if we have sprites. I highly doubt we have sprites.
Dixie called him. Dude, I feel like I'm getting hustled. Like there's no way he's agreeing to do the banana sprites.
Dude, I've never not done a punishment. Like I take pride in that. I'll do it.
Chad, let's not do two leaders with fucking secos. Can we do 1.25?
1.25 it would be I would say it's isn't it two leaders in two bananas
Wait wait wait it's two bananas and two leaders
You know why did you
Well, I wouldn't even need two bananas regularly and I all right all right then two leaders one banana
Yes, that's fine. That's fine
All right, let's do this. It's locked in. My dad didn't pick up, but I'm gonna assume we don't have
right. All right, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready whenever you are. Good luck. Good luck. So Joe,
best of five. If I win, you oiled up and danced the crazy pranks. If you win, as you
and it's right how to do it if they're coming so that was just a lot of me
oh no I fucked this drizzly I mean I think a lot of I'm not like
in tune with the rocket meat meta anymore but I feel like a big thing for
like transitioning from like silver to like gold flat is like learning to dribble
And then Platinum is a lot of like game sense and also
Like areas
If you're able to aerial
You know, you're not that bad for how much you're able to like they control the ball
I haven't been I saw you yesterday, but I mean that was like a scuff 55
I got that
Sorry, I'm not there, what are you saying?
BAH!
Joe!
He clicked me, dude.
How do you determine like when you when you play gins like what rank is gins?
Gins is like gold on you, but apparently he was like way harder than that.
Oh, you might get that wait. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hey, that fucking old animal right shit.
Let's go, guys.
That was first I mean now you've been a little heavier self. That was first goal of first game here.
Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right. I do need to lock in. I mean, I'm not gonna like sleep you like other streamers though.
You got a punch on there?
You're a little fall trying to stand by you for no reason.
What am I doing? Am I a fucking idiot or what?
I'm in for a demo!
You didn't even have a speed there to demo me.
You could've just like, love to me.
I didn't even know that. Oh my god, he's...
I think he's kicked off from look, it's random.
I feel like you're not, I don't think it's random, I think you're hitting like double
tap too quick.
When you got to hit it like right at the end, uh, thank you.
Fall over boost.
This is die-like-died-in!
It's a die-in!
You just immediately ignore the fact that I am control the ball and then just wait for the boost
All right, shall we come back?
Come on
Nice
You can stand or the ball in here
Give it my car stalling out wait
Yo
Chad made those draft the banana now. It's five to one
I mean, I'm trying to give him tips like have you been coached by any of these pros that like you're playing against her with
Yeah, I got coached by like all
But then hard to start really hard. They didn't like beginner tips or they trying to teach you how to like
Ariel or something
Bro, this motherfucker. He's like tripling like brim for no guinea. He just turned it around and look look look at what he's doing
Look at you got it. You got it. You got to take a more defensive stance and go at the ball in a direction where I can't get it past you
But you're driving parallel to me. I'm gonna be able to just like let that pass through every time
Yo, he's like
Well, because I want you to be better
Bro, I can't even, like, hoops the ball.
All right.
Yo.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
What the fuck?
Dude, change me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Like what?
And then he played in that, are you kidding me?
I want to give you a shot for score.
I feel like it's not like see you got to go for those
Like that's a small enough area. You could hit that but you don't need to know why to the boost day boots. Oh, I fucked that
See you in the now your ball possession, so I rotate back like I'm not hovering you and then I come at you in an angle where I make you make a play
And if you fall
Like
Stop don't stop don't
All right, all right, all right all right
These those wait like those go
Don't don't work. I'm not gonna support that
Wait, that's it that's it. That's it. That's it. This one
Bro chat
Oh, I got it. Oh, I wish it
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, ooh, he got it.
He got 72, dude, Chixie, you only need, this is winnable, you only need five goals
in a minute and 13 seconds.
Yep, let's go, chat, let's go, let's go.
I have one and lost games with this much of a difference.
Nope, need two, need two.
Is he over?
Yeah.
He's like, like, like, dude.
He's doing a lot of things.
Yeah.
When you play the game, like, when you're trying to get better,
are you just, like, turbo-tuning ranked?
Or are you doing, like, custom maps?
Where, like, you're, like, you're learning how to, like, dribble.
And I'm turbo-tuning ranked turbo.
See, I think that's, like, this game is so mechanically involved
that, like, you're, like, slowing the progress that you would make.
Go. How about that? No, you're right. He's right. He's right. He's right.
Like the only reason pros are good is because they actually just like sit there and like nerd out on like those custom maps.
You're right. And just do the same shot of hundred. Actually, I've seen you do that.
Because I remember I saw clip of you where you were on. You didn't ever flip. You would or drive.
You would only boost to drop like you never guessed the drive. Do you still do that?
Please, how do you say thank?
Oh, the shag!
That has to be a gold off. Yeah, okay. Joe, yeah!
Line to three.
3 curse if this was Valorant and there was a second half and not each second from the clock you do all
Time for eight
They got
I can just put the banana out my ass at this point
You probably need a size
This is like cyberbullying do
the
world
need two more
maybe this was like I know that was my first wait hold up I'm seeing season 21
is that a champion tournament winner under your
tell you
as a sal
I've played with two pros and basically I have a time so many of you as they just bought for
Oh, so you
So like did you
Where you don't take it off you earned
What the fuck is this map?
Yeah, what is this?
What is this?
What is this like fast you fall?
You want to hide the second match on this or yeah, that's fine. That's fine
I'm not gonna try to change the fucking rule
I'm a little better kids to win now get in there get in there
Oh, you're kidding me
Wait, what is this though? I don't know what the basket ball is what they're saying
Yo, chill
Hey, you both headaches
No, I didn't. I don't know how we got this. How do we get this? You didn't you make the game?
Yeah, but like the auto's I swear to god I did not do that
Like what is this? It's like you know auto put me on this
Get in the oh shit
Oh my god, I'm gonna make it in
I'm trying to demo you and I fucking math.
Alright, here we go.
There we go.
We're good.
Chop, we're good.
Everybody focus.
We could win.
I've never already done this game, though, before.
I don't really know, like, uh, I've never played this either.
I've played hoops, but this is just a move.
It's like all the four.
This is like a clown, though.
Yeah, there's no backboard.
Oh, my god.
I'm not a man.
That's not it.
That is tough.
Come on.
Well touch no
This is what the fuck
Yeah, I mean what if I win I'm just saying
Count yes
All right, the grass out to be right in the rocket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I
I swear to god, I swear to god, and I do this.
Okay.
This is my best chance of winning.
Come on.
I mean you're almost scoring your own goal.
Nice, get in there.
I'm on a note, don't you dare, don't you dare.
Oh god.
Oh, god.
No!
Didn't say-
This is-
BAH!
Bro, that was my actual best chance!
Wait, that's not-
Please, now it bounces ever.
Get in there mother fucker!
Why are you hitting it?
Shit!
Oh, that might be a-
No, no, no.
Dude, this is fucking hard.
You got to like, jump to the ball.
Excuse me, you're chances is easy.
Please.
That's all.
Yes!
Of an off-wall bound.
Uh-oh.
Jake's here.
Clear that?
Oh.
Ah, I'm just going.
I was just going to myself.
Why me?
You're doing really well.
I came to the ball and you're on your side.
Oh, there it is.
Fucking damn it.
Mother of God.
Like mother of God
So close game no need to be straps. Oh
You're right you're right
Plus game one minute one minute forty seven on the clock
You're scared me and almost get in your own goal every time
That was good get in there. Oh my god
It's just a confines little area of air dude. Yeah, you basically have to like drill it into the spot
I don't think it ever like just falls in
Oh
Yes
Just
Break away break away please mother of God that's in his neck
Come on
I'm just right here, I wouldn't do it, okay.
Where are you gonna stab?
Yep, oh my god.
Get that.
I will not stop this.
Close your eyes.
I don't even-I don't know if that would've gone in if I didn't even continue anything there.
You any.
Oh, no.
Nice.
Walter, won't that wait, don't go my neck.
Oh my god, get in there.
Get in there.
Yeah!
You gotta go, you gotta go.
Joe do you mean two V's here?
This is clearly a one V1.
Wait, that's gonna bounce in, I think.
Now it falls in the lead.
Oh my god, that was close.
That was actually sexy.
Oh my god, please stop it Joe.
I don't know how I can get two in 20 seconds.
Oh, I knew he would go there and I fucking met.
I want to save you just triple in the ball round.
I want to save the end of the break.
I have to close you.
Keep it up.
So two to zero.
Okay.
He's manhandling you.
Thanks, bro.
Now like, um, when you do the banana sprite counter, you're going to do like,
sugar free, sprite, or you're going to do like, regular.
or I haven't thought that far ahead.
I'm just, you know, we're still in this.
I still haven't seen it again.
You kind of need like a NBA level comeback here.
To be able to like pull this all around though.
Are you recreating a lot of that made the same?
I made the same one.
I'm about to have a breakdown dude.
I just.
Well, but you said you wanted it one be one.
Did you think like you would win like I feel your pickle you're doing like a you're doing like a Jake Paul
Ask challenge here. It's a like
Different types of stringers like you got to pick somebody like I know you want to be one one Iran and you beat him
But like you have picked people that are like gold, you know
Yes, but like the thing is it's it's like the opposite of Jake Paul
It's like if J. Paul picked my prime, my cousin and his first five like like bro
I'm getting sent to the slaughter right now. I
Come back though. I could I really could come out
I come back. This is not over chat
Okay, when he sits in that that actually like that that triggers me
And why are you driving risk to me?
Like, you have the chance to be.
You're driving with me like, like, you're, like, you're my fucking cover.
And I'm trying to rush for a touchdown right now.
Like, you're protecting the ball.
You know, I'm about to...
How does he, like, like, like, he wins every goddamn takeoff?
I'm not saying I'm saying you don't say you won that one I just want to get close I don't care about when I got it's going to get close
Give me that shit give me that shit though
What is that little china around?
What is that little cheese bro?
How do you not eat?
I don't know you right off.
Do just throw.
We gotta be balancing it all this time.
But he's name more.
What is that cheese, dude?
Rewon Rewon.
Fuck.
Yeah, this.
I mean, mean.
They shut down.
Holy shit.
You're like a goat can test me from the front.
say that one buddy I didn't really need to do anything this is ridiculous
chat this is fucking ridiculous he's gonna play predictable see I knew it
are you gonna say that though he got it
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here we are
Chad, here we are.
Select them, see what?
Hot, dammit.
Made them, I gotta get shot out of here, looks happening.
Here we go, I mean, I don't think you're gonna score a goal.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, really?
Watch this.
Watch it?
Oh, wait, I thought you were in the net.
Chad, I thought he was in the net.
I couldn't see him because of the ball, which covered my face.
gentlemen I couldn't see if this is the ball was covered in my face
This is ridiculous dude. I have this is ridiculous
How
Are you saving that how are you astonished by this business like cool?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Joe, here's what I'm going to say.
I'm going to train for like a month and then I'll be ready to go.
In a month.
I think if you learn how to like,
contest people, you'll immediately not.
Like, and when you were like, look,
I've fleshed him, like you just hit, like you just hit the ball.
Like you gotta have the ball on top of your car.
And then you can flesh me.
like that would be a flip off the wall and then you could like air it in
okay
give me that, give me that, break away, cop, I mean holy shit here, holy shit
oh wait, check she will kill!
nice, okay? over to middle, over to middle
yeah!
Mom, I'm here.
Torps anyone.
Like Chad, I can't even score the open one stop.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
I mean, that's all me, all me.
Oh, that was good.
That was sexy.
Yes, that was sexy.
That was a good offer.
I believe this is a sideless. I believe that's a sideless.
That was good, Chad. That was good. Yeah.
You play like it hurts. All right, appreciate you.
What kind of work? I play like it hurts.
Wait, not on you.
Just get out of the black me there.
He just saves it somehow. I mean you.
Oh, no, actually good stay. Here we go, you know, I'll play like I'll do a little go like you can just take some shots
I'm not.
Kevin, what are you guys full of?
All right, I hold up for a motion.
I think so.
Ember Joe.
You can't ever want you wish for.
I'm being careful.
Yeah, I figure.
Like, I'm not like a frantic.
If you were in like a frantic lobby, like you would still, like you're still just.
just
isn't going to have to move
like
here we go
say that one buddy
okay
can i get on target
say that one
good
see
ah
take
say this one
yes no no no no no don't do it don't do a job
how emergency
well
You know, we could like, if you, it's up to you.
We could knock out that basketball one, but I mean,
just how these are going, I don't really know.
You know what, you know, you know, you're right.
What we'll do is we will double have to say,
double are not saying you drink too, too much.
And so fucking, you mean not.
I have seen, but earlier I said five percent
I was out of my fucking mind zero percent chance to win all right, let's do one more game
Double or nothing
No
All right, we won't count the basketball game
All right, Joe here's what I'm doing I'm gonna act like my life is on the line. I'm gonna try harder than I've ever tried
Yeah, but like you're in a saw on that path, but you're in a saw trash if you lose this game you die
Yes, literally yes, this is gonna be the hardest ever tribe. Are you gonna have fans in pain?
Where you feel in you don't know a fan's in pain
Oh, I don't mean
I'm going to be locked in that, ya.
Wait, that's a goal, I think.
Okay?
This guy just aerial, like it's, uh, where you think.
Okay?
Okay, break away, break away, break away.
Here, here, here.
Oh, fuck.
I got clip!
This side of...
I tried to demo him, and I mess.
Why are you gathering?
I don't know if I can't deny it. You gotta plan your attack, right? You're a calculator, I know you're a calculating guy. You're capable of strategy. You play strategy gates.
Yes, but you're not like I feel like you're you're just like driving around like it's just pure in
How's he good? That was a good attempt
above
I
Mean at this point dude they just would have you a plus 10,000 right now to win this
at this point I mean okay don't don't give up check do not fucking give up dog
you were just about to say that there's no point in trying
check don't fucking give up that's it it's that that's in his mat that is
in his man
top here
don't demo demo demo demo demo demo
oh i'm on a break away now
here we go
here's where i'm trying
do do
this guy like takes pleasure in demoing me i'm not kidding
like i can't prove it but i think he has a bonus right now
You put it from that field. I mean brother are you shooting me?
Whoa, what are the games you play? Are you like a pro gamer?
I know not a pro gamer. I uh, I'm usually play like our creators Marvel rivals off stream now
I'm a big indie game guy like before I was just playing a sin game, man
You're the competitive guy in the universe. Okay, you're not a sin
a sin game
Yes, like the seer, cause no, the Sims is the same game, yeah, but that's like nobody plays the Sims.
Yeah, the Sims, you played the Sims, I play the game when I was getting on a circle.
I'll be playing the Sims.
So you played, like, what's, what's the game did you play there?
Ah, Hellmark, I was a great shot by a name. You could compliment myself there.
You just wait did he just for that like I can we not check we not act like this is some normal thing
Can we not act like this is okay you aerial from half field dude
So you played a game all the sins how mark no, yeah, the sins how mark it's basically just a
Demonic version of the sins like imagine if you were playing the sins
I feel you're trying to like distract me right now by asking me like idiotic questions like what do you
Oh
So it's like this team but it's also
No
How does this guy see everything dude holy shit
Wait on you literally a goal no, alright don't area Joe stop
Oh my god, I did you the goal.
Alright, I gotta stop fucking around.
CHAP!
Focus, CHAP, please focus.
Please.
I bumped my mouth.
Look out.
Oh my god!
Yes, CHAP!
he's actually fucking fun, please come on
I'm mad, I'm on mad!
You're fantastic, better, but you don't airy.
He's still dying, my god.
Waaaaah!
We're good.
one
chat on his ass i'm on his ass i mean his ass
oh I'm in his ass
oh you missed the demo
you missed the demo
over the middle
get him that
oh my god
Oh my god, you just got like four times better in like in a fraction of a second
I told you about the one to be locked in
No, don't you dare
Bro when he does that click that's a stay check the plate is good not hard to call
That hard to guard that we got a predict
I know.
And like, you want to flick?
And then, here's the thing, now you're thinking I'm going to flick it, and then I just don't.
And then you jump.
But see, like, you never go in the air, so I'm just always going to flick it.
Fuck, that was a bad touch, huh?
Poor little bunch of you.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Joey!
For Bruce.
Look at me!
Go to me!
I need to score this stuff.
Nope.
I know your bubble plunker right there.
I got a little nervous, but I'm not nervous.
It's over.
23 seconds.
Actually we know now you have 19 seconds.
Chat, I would legitimately like.
I'm so happy I'm not supposed to like me.
Fuck.
I'm happy.
I'm happy and excited to see you like.
like, shog it two liters right.
Alright.
So here's the question.
Now that it looks awesome.
Check how much better is Joe than me,
like one mile to mile, three mile.
I mean, I'm not trying to like,
I'm not trying to say that I gave you a few
of those goals, but I don't think you,
I think you got, I think you got an honest two of them.
Does your banner actually fucking say EZ on a calculator, Joe?
Yes.
That is the most toxic bullshit I've ever seen.
Jack, he has a banner that says EZ.
After he, but like that is so fucking toxic.
All right, y'all.
All right, you want to play that bomb game?
Yeah, I'm down to play the bomb game.
I'm going to go pest real quick though, but that was good.
Yep.
That was a good game, man.
You know you you you got it you got a close near that last one
I'm proud I was right there have you right here. I was here in the room. You're right there, dude
You would have had one of the three games you would have needed to win
Yeah, yeah, I was right. I was right on it. I was right there to being a third of the way there
I'm 238,000 miles away from Joe's skill, really?
Really?
I'll be back, child.
Yeah, coming down 30 seconds chat.
Ready for the sub-dollup of the three.
I'm sorry if I missed any sub-dollups on his chat.
I'm probably going to miss a lot of them right now.
All right, y'all.
Coming down.
So, Jack, let me say this first off.
Shout out to all the believers, look.
I had a feeling I was going to lose.
I did not have a feeling I was going to get fisted.
Okay, those are different.
But the closest game was 7-4.
Robo and when Joe does that flip, it's like,
Hi, guys.
There's not that big of a skill gap dude.
to pull the dog to PNG image.
My plane.
Why's Rotty here?
Have I, not in the mood, dude?
I just got embarrassed.
I'm really not in the mood.
Right, so Chad, the game me and Joe were going to play.
It's called Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
It is a game where one of us will be reading a script
help the other one of us diffuse a bomb.
Me and Ron played it, it's ridiculous, New York.
Do the right challenge, yo guys, I don't know.
This is like the 11th time I've said this.
Does anybody have ear drums?
I said I'm gonna do it tomorrow because I don't have
my gay friend.
But it's bad.
Oh, but you have bananas?
Oh, it's always.
My mom loves having bananas on Santa.
All right, well, you could like void if you eat like 10 bananas right now, you don't have to do the banana sprites.
I'm not eating 10 bananas, Jack, like, that sounds disgusting.
But I don't literally do it like, Jack, I did that the start of my stream tomorrow or the end of my stream.
I don't think you want to start.
I think that's going to set a tone for this stream if you start with the banana sprites challenge.
I don't know if you're going to want to keep streaming.
They're typing star.
We'll figure it out.
Maybe like half time shell, like two hours in.
Joe, hi, guys.
Once to get your face cam up, by the way, do you stream on toolkit or not?
No.
I have no idea what that even is.
Okay.
What if you have, what do we do with the discord method?
If we have each other's cams out, that'll be pretty good.
The problem is if I show my cam on Discord
then I can on stream.
OK, then maybe talk it.
Oh, I can do it as a sprite.
Let me see if we have banana sort of.
You're going to do, you're going to casually
do the banana sprite challenge.
Right, so yeah, like I'm a man of my work.
I can do it as a sprite, get it banana.
OK, chat, what do I get?
Oh my god, they're actually pro.
There's a family dollar, like 40 minutes away from me.
So let me, we'll be able to end the stream
with the banana sprite challenge, shall we?
Oh my God.
All right, I'm getting 1.25 liters.
Is that fair, Joe?
He, or I'll get 2.1.25 liters.
Well, how many bananas are eating?
Probably 1.1.
Then you got to do 2 liters of soda.
Okay, so I have 1.25 liters.
So let's go, two point five, two point five, sorry.
Two point five.
Yeah, I just wore that alone.
It's gonna be, gonna be rough.
Like drinking two liters of soda.
Okay, like that's it.
I'm sloppy.
This fright is on the way, dude.
It's on the way, dude.
I just spray or eat the banana first.
I don't remember.
I'm good question.
I think you eat the banana first.
I can't be that guy's I'm a tank.
We're going to do an 40 minutes shot 40 minutes.
There's a banana.
I am like I'm I think you are grossly exaggerating how
count like there's no way you're this confident that you could drink two
liters of sprite and eat a banana and not throw up.
Okay, one one meter of sprite for sure. I don't know about you. I actually don't know about you
Yeah
You should like do like hit you should do like mid-rock at least
Do it tonight like I literally ordered it. I ordered the sprite
Okay, that's all right
Hi, guys, do we have this game up there ready?
Okay, this is the game where keep talking to the Xbox games where one of us has the bomb and one has instructions on how to use it and you're going to describe to me what you see.
So, or vice versa, like, we'll probably take turns doing the bomb guy and, yeah, so like one of us will be the bomb guy, one of us will be the instructor and we'll keep swapping and we're going to try to progressively beat levels.
I did this with Ron, to beat the first two levels,
it's not, like this game is not easy, but like,
it's not like you have individual instruction for individual levels.
You're going to have one manual, and it's going to tell you like,
okay, but it's just going to be a manual of like, just a thousand pieces of information.
Yes, like, what do I do in this scenario? Like, it'll be like,
I'll be like, I have to go on now. I've been playing this game in years, I certainly remember.
Remember I have to go to the bomb manual website. Yes, have us can you get that up by the way
But it's the thing it's gonna get intense. We're gonna want a panic. Don't panic. Okay, because we panic
It's good. All right, it's good. Also if you mess up you have three lives. Also if you mess up
It saves off time. What do you mean if I mess up I have three lives?
So like we have three mistakes and then the bomb explodes on its own
Okay, now what are you going to mistake? Let's say there's six wires in all of them are black.
You don't like out of the menu. You'll have them in and you'll say on the third black wire
Cut the third black wire if it's all six wires are black. Now have I just there was a website. This is like a PDF file. There was a website
Yeah, I mean I could but 23 pages of information
So you're just going to describe, like if you, if whoever has the ban you will the other person
is going to describe what they see.
Bingo.
Okay.
The website is bombmangeable.com slash web index.
Yeah.
Three wires.
Three other wires cut the second wire.
Otherwise the last wire cut the last wire.
Otherwise if there's more than one blue wire cut the last blue wire.
Oh, fuck no.
Yes.
So it goes by category.
So there's wire category.
Yeah, what encounter on the subject is like button. There's key pads with. Yes, yes
Yes, you want to start a bomb or do you want me to start with the bomb? I think for your first run
I should probably start with the main wall
That way you can ease you into the game more, okay? So honestly, Joe start with the level one bomb
So I just hit like you don't join my game. I just hit like star. Yes, I've
As can we play the intense music thing? We play the intense music thing and the
Starboard level one, Starboard level one. It's a good starting point because they do get
a lot harder. I have played this in years, but I beat up six three points too with
a bunch of missing. So I feel like I did walk in.
good that's pretty good that that's what you can see years ago I yeah I don't
remember most of this game okay so I think you starting with the manuals good
but I think I'll pick up on it pretty quick I'm gonna play 10 hours of intense
music 10 hours of intense music I'm listening to this fucking elevator music
They got on in game right now
Okay, it's very common. Is it gonna get like really grim really quick?
Yes, okay, so I'm gonna press start. Yeah
All right, I think we're gonna go Joe. I'm ready you're ready
Which had this is too loud all right when it when he know and then I'll count down and start
Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Three two one starting
Okay, now let's start with the first bomb just get the fucking juices flowing and then we'll skip around
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay
Starting you're on the first one. Oh, what do you see in the wires? What do you see how many wires are there the way it's telling you
I'm not a lot of what you're manual okay ready? Yes, but when does the whites turn on it's a pitch of what it's on
How many wires are there?
3, 4, 5, 6 wires to our red 3R blue one is black.
If there are no yellow wires in the last digit of the serial number is odd, rotate the
briefcase to see what the last digit is.
Cut the third wire.
Are there any yellow one?
Last digit of the serial number?
Yeah, we're not gonna talk about that.
The last digit of the serial number is 2.
1, 2.
So that's even.
Okay, so it's not our iPhone.
Otherwise, if there is exactly one yellow wire.
How many yellow wires?
No yellow wires.
Wait.
Hold up.
If there are, are there any red wires?
Two red wires.
Got it.
Cut the fourth wire.
We're going to cut the fourth wire.
We're going to cut the fourth.
Should it work?
All right.
It's green.
Now I'm looking at four symbols.
Let me know when you're ready to hear the symbols.
Okay.
Yes.
I'm ready to hear the symbols.
I see one that is a backward sea with a dot.
One that is an O with a line on the bottom.
upside down question mark and like a cursive switch it's like a sea in
sat inside of another sea I don't know how to describe that okay so this is
the order you're gonna go it's gonna be the person and then the backward sea
and then and then the swoosh and then the upside on question mark got it okay
now looking at a detonate button oh god okay wait wait wait
It's just a button, do I hit Danny?
Okay, if the button is blue, wait, wait, what color is the button?
Yeah, wow.
Got it, that's huge information.
If the button is yellow, hold the button and refer to releasing a hell of a button.
So press the button, hold it, and then refer to releasing a hell of a button.
I'm holding the button.
to
connection with the
way to go to the
way it's yellow right power
okay all you're gonna do is
released when the countdown
time is has five in any
position so hold it down
logic countdown timer and if
another action.
What color is the button?
Yellow.
I've said that three times now.
I'm holding the button.
Okay.
You don't let me know when I release it.
Okay.
If it says,
Pearl, I don't understand.
I don't, I actually understand.
It's a yellow button.
And I'm holding it down.
All right.
It says, if the button is yellow,
hold the button and refer to releasing a
I go there and then it says, yes, I'm right.
I'm right.
Oh my god, that's huge information.
Okay.
Any other color strip released when the countdown timer has a one in any position?
Please, please.
I blew lots.
Janksy.
I don't want to say, I, I, I, I was doing what you told me.
He told me. I mean, I'm thinking I was getting fed some bad info there. Okay, I'm not good like here's what happened
So I was reading it at when you said yellow I thought the button was yellow
Would you was but I'm supposed to worry about the strip I wasn't we're not the strip that's what fucked me over
So I'm ready to go. Okay, we're gonna retry
Yeah, so now I'll be the one diffusing. Okay, all right
And then we're gonna keep swapping what about now. Are you gonna do? Are you gonna do the first level again?
I'm gonna do double your money. This is the one me and Ron was stuck on what what what like what level is it real?
Take it to 25. I
Don't imagine I think your instruction manuals good regardless. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, all right, well, I already got it, Joe.
Yeah, some ready whenever you are.
Me and Rodin were stuck on this one for like an hour and then gave up.
All right, ready?
Yep.
All right, I'm going in, I'm going in.
This screen is for your eyes only.
You're not allowed to look at the bomb because you're
in your own.
Yep.
All right, no likes.
Why are there no fucking likes?
What the fuck?
The likes are there.
There we go, the likes will come on.
All right.
All right, I have two, a hybrid lipics, okay?
So it's a word symbol.
You have symbols.
Okay.
So my first symbol is a C with a little square in the middle.
My next symbol, wait, C with a square in the middle, C with a square in the middle.
Yes.
A tiny square.
Yeah.
Tiny square.
Okay.
My next one is a backwards P.
Okay.
My next one is a C about none of these symbols.
You have four symbols.
C with a square in the middle or a TV
Okay, yeah got it then you have a backwards upside down pick a backwards feet then what then what then
But that must be then I have a lower case B lower case B
We're like a weird symbol up the top
Okay, it's a lower case. You have a calm though. Now what is the order from the camera?
B-C-P, we've white, what can the what B-C-P got it?
Now, okay, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Okay, for the next side of the glyphic, it's a smiley face with his tongue out.
Smiley face with his, okay, got it?
Then it's a B, it's the same exact B as B.
Yep, then it's like a big x with a with a capital i in the got it
Then it's like a looks like a squid holding a stick. I don't else
Let's wait okay, you're going okay, so you said be x
Squid and smiley you're going to hit be squid x smiley
B squid x smiley
Okay, now I have a bite. I have one that says get me one that says hold
I got a fine...
I got a fine button so I got to find it.
Needing maids walls.
It's a red...
It's a...
Where the fuck is the button?!
It's a red button!
It's a button!
It says, okay, button!
You have one that says what?
We'll start with one of them.
It's a...
It's a red button!
I said hold on!
That's his hold on.
It says hold on.
Yes, yes, yes.
If there's more than one on the left, that may,
if the button is red and the button says hold.
Is it red?
Yes.
Just tap it.
Nice show.
Okay, there's one left.
It says dead meat.
Do I just dead meat?
If there's one more,
wait, if there's more than one battery on the bomb,
how many batteries are on the bomb?
Uh, let me check that.
I can't I can't really okay. There are two batteries on the bomb two batteries just just press the back
Nate button
Did it do we do it chat if we do it wait the time's still going oh
Turn it around turn it around turn it around there's probably stuff on the back
Oh my god, there's wires. There's wires. Okay. How many wires? How many wires? There's five wires. Okay. What colors are that?
There's two yellow wires, one black wire, one red, one white.
Is the last wire black?
No.
How many red wires none?
There's one.
Is there more than one yellow wire?
Yes, there's two.
Cut the first wire.
Thanks.
Okay, there's one more thing of wires.
Five hires.
Five black.
Yes.
J- if the- it's the last digit of the serial number odd
Um...
It's a seven. It's a seven. That's an odd number. Cut the fourth wire.
Yeah!
How much time was on the clock? I feel like we- we steamed rolled fruit. That took you and Ron an hour and you didn't beat it.
Yes. That took us an hour.
We have a time do we have remaining we're 22 seconds easy bro easy easy
Okay, now Joe the bomb you're gonna do is well on step up
So what what you did double your money. We're gonna do one step up 2.3 yes, yes, yes, okay
I'm ready whatever you all
Okay, I've ever beaten this one
Okay
Dude, somebody I
Somebody on my friend's list beat it in six. Oh no, so at 16 seconds left. I was gonna say what
It's like impossible. All right, you ready? Four modules on this one. Yes, okay
Easy I'm locked. I'm fucking locked in. I'm gonna immediately start describing things to you
I have the bomb in front of me. The timer is not begun yet
All right, we're gonna go to symbols ready symbols. Let me know when you're ready ready ready. Have an X with an I in the middle
The number six of backwards P and the B.
X6 P B.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Here's the order you're going to go.
You're going to go six.
Then you're going to go backwards P.
Then you're going to go lowercase B.
Got it. Got it.
Okay. Now I'm looking at a bunch of letters.
Okay, I'm not letters words. There's six words in one at the top that says red.
Okay. I can let you know the words when you're ready.
What?
Oh, the way you ask six words that I'm looking at.
And above the six words is another word and that word is red.
All right, all right, using this button label used step two for P into the models just
Okay, so what is the word what is the word what is the word is red but then there's six other words below that word
Got it got it. Okay. The word is red got it. Okay, so press the one in the middle to the right
That's an X
It can be a new set of words and now the word above is read
Okay, R-E-A-D?
Yeah, okay.
Press the one in the middle to the right.
Another axe, Chinksy.
What are you doing?!
It's counting so much faster now.
All right.
Lock in.
Whatever fucking thing you're reading right now, but I'll reread it.
You gotta be reading the wrong thing.
See?
Okay, now it is six words in a bucket.
But it is C-E-E-C.
Okay, C-E-E got it.
Okay, but it says,
based on this play,
read the Bible of a particular button,
proceed to step two.
Okay, got it, C.
Step two, using the step one,
push the first button that appears
in its corresponding list.
Is it in letters of alphabetical order?
I can read you the words that I have under it.
Read me the words you have under it.
Yes, what first okay, no and wait
Bro wait. Oh my god. I think I see no. Oh my god. I think I see say that again. Yes, what first okay? No and wait
I don't have the brain cells for this shit
What am I doing wrong literally what am I doing wrong?
Oh, Chapp, what am I gonna do now?
I'm gonna need to be starting on my clock.
Look at step one, yeah, but, okay, wait,
let me look at step one again.
Read the display and you step one
to determine the button label to read.
Got it?
Using this button label,
you step two to determine which button to push.
Repeat until the module is disarmed.
S-
Wow, you're doing great!
You're doing great!
I took things into my own hands
and guessed a button and I blew up.
to
the
minute left in three other modules it was
put from the second that you said okay
way inserted rereading the
instructions I need all confidence
here
to the
Here's my question though. I do want to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to be here, Jack.
Let me read, let me read, let me read the, uh, pro jokes, scroll down to on the subject of who's on first.
I don't understand what I'm supposed to do, legit, like legitimate.
I, this one is confusing as fuck.
Guy, literally don't know what I'm doing wrong. Okay, wait.
Read this way and you step under to turn into which button, label to read, use the button, label you,
stepped to the discernible button to push, repeating to the modules of the disarmade, so
that it was later able to play the label of the button and proceed to step to L.
Using labels to step one, push the button that appears in its course button that appears
wait, what?
Push the first button that appears in the corresponding list.
Janksy, you got to be stupid, bro.
I, like, we, what, what?
Janksy, if it, okay, so like, if it was, when I was like, yo, my thing is read.
Yeah, so to read?
Yes, oh no, no, no, you would go. Okay, so like the thing if the letter if it's read right you're seeing read right now
I'll step up. Yeah, you see how the eyeball is on the middle right
Yes, you would ask me what word that is and then you go to step two and
and read that word and whatever word is written first of the other words you
press first. So I think I'm going to say what you're saying. So let's say your word
was read and I saw the eye in the bottom right. I would say, I would say, Joe, what
is this word? You would say, for example, press so that I would say right
middle, yes, right? Yeah, yes, ready press okay, nothing
Whatever you would just read those off to me and whatever word
That was first
That I had right, so say say I say my top word is read the middle right words press
Then you just start going right middle. Yes, ready press. Okay nothing and then whatever word
I hear you say first that I'm seeing in front of my fucking face is the one that I press
Got it. Okay, now I can't believe that. Okay, okay, okay, all right. I'll try that bomb and then the next time I have the instruction
I'm gonna be way better
Okay, the instruction is the hard part. I'm not good like that is way harder. Oh, yeah, just you're I mean just striding what's in front of you
I would say having the bomb is more time stressful, but reading the directions pretty
pretty tough. Okay, I'm gonna try one step up, okay? All right, the one that I just did.
Yeah, I'm seeing it. Sorry, I'm like shooting a head right here. I'm seeing on the subject
that complicated wires. Oh, fuck no. Okay. Oh my god. So, John, these look. We are in.
I'm not wherever you are. All right, I got the hyperbolic's and the symbols. Yep. Read them off.
I have a backward scene with two dots above it.
Keep going.
Then I have another backward scene with a square in it.
Keep going.
Then I have a star.
Yep.
Then I have a person.
Okay.
You're going to hit backward scene with two dots.
Yep.
Her sin.
That would see what a square star.
Yep.
Done.
Over.
Okay.
Now we have the words one.
word is blank.
Ah, what is the middle right word?
Gerr.
What is the middle right word?
Gerr.
Yo, you are cutting out.
Yeah, yeah.
What is the middle right word?
I'm hearing it here.
What's the middle right word?
Gerr, sure.
You two right word.
Oh, what are you saying?
Sure?
Yeah sure. Okay. Yes. Ready? Yes. Okay. Whatever these words you hear first, that is
on front of you hit first. Ready? You are done. Why? You mean you, you, you, you, you, you
You space or come on done trauma like trauma you're with an apostrophe
Are you done I did it I did it. Okay next one is yes
And that's where it's yes. Oh you have another word
What's middle left
No
Okay, ready yeah like
I think all way got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, it was black.
It was like, okay, next one is yes, yes, the word is yes.
Middle-left.
Okay, first, left, okay, yes, middle, no, right, done, done, done, it was middle.
All right, now we're on the button, it's called Simon Says.
Simon Says.
Okay, Simon Says.
Um, one of the four colored buttons will flash use the correct table below press the button with the corresponding colors flashing blue it's flashing blue we have two minutes y'all
Uh, it just the serial number container valve
Let me check the I-O or you what about what yeah, yeah, yeah
It has the eye it has the eye it has the eye it has the eye hit the red button
Hit the red button by hit it
Now it's flashing blue then green.
Hit red and yellow.
All right.
Now it's flashing blue then green then red.
Red yellow blue.
Okay, beautiful.
Okay.
Joe now it's flashing Blue green red blue blue green red blue
blue green red blue red yellow blue red red yellow
red yellow blue red nice well I think I can
detonate now Yves nothing on the back I can
detonate I could detonate what you need detonate
what do you need detonate it's a yellow button that says
detonate should I click it not on our way wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
a yellow button we have a minute is there more than one battery
There is only one battery.
Wait, there's two, but they're not connected.
What the fuck does that mean?
Is there more than one battery on the bomb?
Yes!
Let's go, man!
Look at go!
Here we go, man!
I think I'm...
walked in on the fucking bomb explanations other me to wrote we are all
off of now I don't want to say I haven't I haven't to feel the bomb with you at
the helm but I have yet to diffuse a bomb with you we are explaining the
the we're going to have not to fuse one now
I don't want to like point any fingers here, but
I'm not going to point any fingers.
Point any fingers.
I'm not supposed to go with you, dude.
I'm the one asking you.
I'm asking you.
OK, Joe, are you ready?
I'm not going to fuck this one up.
Well, well, well, we're going to do the next one.
So you want to do pick up the pace?
Yes, yeah.
OK, yeah.
That sounds intimidating, but yes.
All right, well, the last time I defused this,
How long ago I have five seconds on the clock.
So that's probably going to say that we're
cooked if I.
Oh, we're not cook, bro.
Have a come on.
Have a have a.
Are you ready?
I've already ready.
I've started it.
I'll let you know the first thing that I see.
I'm just hoping we just get like six wire modules.
All right, ready?
Wires?
Yep.
Oh god, there's only three minutes on the clock.
Three wires, there are 12, 3, 4, 5 of them.
Okay, got it.
What color is talk to me?
Blast one is not black.
There is two yellow wires, two white wires,
and a black wire.
Are there exactly, is there exactly one red wire?
There's no red wires, jinxy.
Okay.
If the last wire is black,
and the last digit here, no reserves.
Now the last wire is not black.
I told you to put another nice idea.
Otherwise, if there's exactly one red wire, there's no red wires.
Okay, otherwise, if there are no black wires, cut the second.
There's a black wire, there's one black wire.
Otherwise, otherwise, cut the first wire.
All right.
Now I'm on something that looks like...
It's a grid of squares, and there's circles and a fucking red triangle.
What's like a plain mined sweeper?
It's a maze of sorts.
Oh, I know exactly where you're at, okay.
On the subject of mazes, find the maze with matching circular markings.
The diffuser?
It's not rocket.
But if the user must navigate the white light to the red triangle,
more than you do not cross the lines between showing the base.
Okay, easy, easy, easy.
Okay, so where is your circle?
Where's your circle?
I have two green circles.
One is two left from the bottom right.
So if you go all the way to the bottom right
and you go left one two, there's a circle.
Got it.
Now if you're on the top right, go one left and two down
there's another circle.
Perfect, I know exactly which one you're on.
Okay.
on that maze, okay? Now, do not cross the line in that maze, okay? So where's your guy? Where's
your guy? Like if you're at the top circle that I described, go one right in one up.
You see, we've got 55 seconds, brother. You want to, all right. So what you're going to do is you're
going to go up, then you're going to go up one to the left one to the left one to the left one to
up one left wait are you asking where am I fucking oh my god are you asking where my red triangle is where my dad is my
dot is top left one to the right
where's top up top left one to the right top left one to the right
okay I got it boom go go to the right one two three four and I know go to the right one two three
Then go down one, then go to the left, one, two, three, four, then go down one to the right one, down...
It's fucking talks. Tell my family I want them.
Bro, I legitimately don't know what I'm doing.
Bro, I identified it's me.
We're all that you know I identify anything. I'm I know part of these trucks is I'm going I'm going hit you
See five lawyers the last one's not black. I have two white wires two yellow wires in a black wire
You go all right is there a red wire? No, there's not a red wire. You go cut the last wire is black
I give not black
Seven was black. You're a red wire. I said no. There's not a red wire
Okay
I'm fully locked in now.
All right.
Okay.
Bro, Joe, I'm telling you, I get all the confusing ones, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
Minor confusion.
The mazes are dude.
I don't know.
You, okay.
No, no, we'll switch positions.
And if I get it diffused on the first try,
I'm gonna crash out.
Okay, Joe, I'm telling you,
we can try and pick up the pace.
Let's see what happens, all right?
Was that the one that I just did?
Yes.
Yes, are you ready?
Yeah, there's only three minutes on this once. We're gonna do it. Yes, you got to explain right you explain quick short hand
Right you don't need to speak full sentences right now go six wires
Blatt of two black one yellow two white right
Don't like there are six wires. Okay, I one of them. There's six wires six wires six wires
Okay, the last one is yellow
Is there one yellow wire and more than one white wire?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, cut the fourth wire.
Boom, easy, all right, next. Now we're on Simon says, okay? Yep.
All right, it's flashing green. It is flashing green, just the serial number
can take a vowel. Let me check.
Any IOU? Nope, nope, nope, it does not. Okay, it's flashing green, hit green.
Beautiful, all right. Now it's going green, then red.
Oh, I'm going to be blue.
Boom, okay.
Now it's going green, red, green, green, blue, green, blue, green.
All right, boom, down, down, down, down.
Last up, we have the maze, all right?
Okay.
Now, could you describe to me where the,
um, wait, find the maze with the mask,
you're certainly marching to fuse the most
and activate the white wire to the red triangle using the
and do not cross the line shown in the maze,
these lines are invisible to the bottom.
Okay, where are your two circles?
So my first green circle, go all the way to the top right,
then go down one and to the left one.
Okay.
All the way to the top right, down one left one.
Yep, that's my first green circle.
Okay.
I know where your other one is
because you don't need to describe it to me.
Okay, now where is your guy?
My guy is, go all the way to the top left,
go down to, then down, or no, go to the right to,
then down to, right to, down to, from all the way to okay.
And where is your red triangle?
That's the guy, that's where he is.
Okay, so I swear, all right, where's my wife's?
My wife's, go top left, then go to the right to,
then go all the way down, all the way down.
All the way to the bottom.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, go up to, right one.
How do I go up?
brothers fucking arrows go up to one right one yep up one yep right two yep up one yep left one yep up one left one yep down one left one yep down one yep
Let's go, let's fuck it down!
It did me do it.
Yes!
It's weird. It's weird. It's it's like it's almost like it's not that hard to describe the instructions to me
Joe, I'm locked in now dude. I'm not gonna fuck you up again. I
You have you have killed me three times. I have not failed once
Okay, Joe, I'm done selling you.
Now we're going to 3.1.
I'm letting you out.
This is going to be a massive step up.
Like, this is going to get drastically harder.
Yes.
I got this, brother.
There's three modules.
We have five minutes, three strikes.
It says information can be obscured in ways
that are time consuming to decode.
So we're probably going to have very weird things that we have an encounter here on the manual
Okay, are you ready?
Brother, I've poured ready, poured ready.
Born ready, he says, let's get it out.
I've clutched start, I'll let you know. We only leave three, we only three modules, though. So we haven't been
the time to describe these things, okay?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm not gonna sell it.
I have, I have five wires.
What are these complex wires, Chad?
I don't know if these are probably that far.
All right, okay, let's just try the five wire thing.
I've five wires, the last one's not black.
I do have a red wire.
and the serial digit.
What did you need to know the last time?
Is there more than one yellow wire?
Is there still yellow wire?
No, you know yellow wire.
Okay.
Are there no black wires?
There's two black wires.
Okay, cut the first wire.
Okay, now I am on a screen that has a big number
and four numbers below it.
So it's a bunch of numbers on the exact where you are.
Yep.
Okay, what is the number?
What's the big number?
is the number and then under I have 1, 2, 4.
Yeah, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Awesome, the power run out.
I can't fucking see anything.
I, I, I, it's very boring.
I'm looking at my screen.
Okay, you can see.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I, yeah.
What, what do I pass?
Number four.
So 1, 3, 2, 4.
Okay.
If the display is four, press the button in the fourth position.
Remember, okay.
Don't forget it.
Don't forget the number. What was it?
No, no, the number just changed it three.
Now let's see.
Do you remember what you've clipped?
I remember I clicked the fourth one at 81 green light.
I need four more green lights.
I remember the numbers, you please.
Yeah, we're on this position.
What the fuck?
Why is it doing this?
Dude, that's fucking time.
I'm snoozing the clock.
What is this?
What is this plan?
It's showing three and then the numbers are 32-1-4.
If the display is three, press the button in the first position.
Don't forget it.
Four, three.
Okay.
Now it's one.
Okay.
If the display is one, press the button with the same label you press in stage two.
Okay.
Next.
Okay.
And it's two.
It's two.
Okay.
4. Okay. If the display is 2, press the button in the first position.
4, 3, 3, 2. Okay. Last one is 2.
So, first button. If the display is 2, press the button with the same label you press
in stage 2. All right, we got it. Now we have one more. On the back, it is five letters
and I can change them with up and down arrows.
Gotcha, it's like a task to password yet.
On the subjective passwords, the buttons above and below,
each letter will cycle you to possibly for that position.
Only one combination of the available letters
will match a password below.
Press this and make fun once the correct word has been set.
All right, what is your, what is your letter?
What is it say?
F-U-V-J-W.
Chat, what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
We got a minute.
We got a minute clock.
Yeah, okay.
Chat, what am I supposed to do?
F-U-V-J-W.
Cycle through the letters.
I can cycle through the letters, but what do you want me to say, you've got it here, you're the guy with it here, you're the dude with the hand you'll take it down to tell me what to do.
The buttons above and below each letter will cycle through the possibility for that position. Only one combination of these letters over the letters will match the password below.
Okay. Okay. So what are the letters?
And the first real, it's F, then N, then O, then R, then S, then H, F, and O, R, S, H, F, N, O, R, S, H, for the first digit.
We have to jump now.
It's below.
What? Like, throws one?
What?
Never, never.
I'm just trying to guess the fucking pasto.
Because Jason's like talking to a fucking wall in this game dude.
Oh my god.
So I think it's a burst ladder.
You haven't told me any of you will be available this for two minutes.
I needed fucking what do you want to buy? Put it up.
I called them. I found it.
I found it.
It's found.
It's not found, it's not found!
This is no, oh!
There's no, oh!
I'm doing what the Jads say in here.
Oh, I can say, it's study, it's study, study, study, study.
Here's a say, what?
Here's a say, what brand of life, what here's a taking words out of your cat and just saying it's study.
It's study, oh my God.
It's study, it's study, it's study.
I blew up.
Time to jump.
Come to on the subject of passwords.
Come with the fuck business.
Come to what? Come with the same.
What is this fucking mean?
The buttons above and below.
Each letter will cycle through the possibility for that position.
Only one combination may be available.
Let us imagine that this is below.
Okay. So, J.C.
What you need to do when we're here is you're going to ask me.
Okay, so I let you know all the letters I had like you would go what just cycle through the letters that you have in the first real
Right, so I was like F U V J W right then when you go through F U V J W
The you're gonna go okay, so it could be F U V J W it could only be W or F right
So then you're gonna go what's the second one and then I cycle through it and if it's I
they're not immediately eliminates all the other options, right?
So it's like process of elimination, like what it could be, you're cracking a code.
Okay, so basically the password is one of these words down here.
Yeah.
And how do we know what's eliminated?
How do we know?
You would tell me to cycle through the letters and only certain letters I have.
then you would start matching letters to what I'm saying and you would predict what
word it would be. So you would go FUVJW and what would I do there? What would I do?
If I go the first real has five letters potentially, right, and those letters are FUVJW.
That means that the word either starts with FUVJ or W. And because it can't start with
with you V or J, that means it starts with F or W.
So now you're looking at first and found
and where which world would and right.
Then you're gonna go to the next letter
and you're gonna go, what are those options?
And I'm gonna rattle them off to you
and you're gonna start teasing together
what word you think I have.
So what's the point of five words
if we're going one at a time?
What do you mean what's the point of five words?
every five words. There's only the word can only be five letters, right? So,
Jixie, I don't know what you can choose about right now. I like, okay, you're saying
that you're just going to cycle through. You said the F U B J W, that part I understand,
because F is the first letter of the word, right? Yeah. Oh, no, it's not guaranteed F. It could
It's been double you.
I get it.
So every cycle is the next letter, right?
Every cycle.
Yes, but you would first cycle
with the one that's been being.
God, and you can just sit through the cycles
no matter if you want to, right?
Yeah.
Get it, I get it.
I get it, that's easy, I get it.
I got it.
I need it.
It's easy, I get it.
It's easy, keep over.
You're just, Jake, you got to your point
you're just reading chat and you're just saying words.
You're like, they on a stream delay that you were figuring it out faster than you did.
Not a rocket.
All right.
Now I'm ready.
Joe, now I'm ready.
All right.
So we're going to do hitting message, right?
And that was what you used to it.
Yeah, you're going to do that one now.
Okay.
Got it.
Let's do it.
All right.
to it. All right, all right, hidden message.
It's my screen flashing black or now I think I'm going to go
muted. Chat, my screen my flashing black. All right,
you ready? Okay. Yeah. So my bomb. All right, I have a big
number with four little numbers under it.
One that you just did with me. Let me find that.
where the
fuck is it we could go to the other one to the one we just did
on
it's for numbers on the subject of the
of something to keep ads
releasing a whole button on the subject of time and says something to his first
this one's memory it's called memory memory memory okay what is the first number
to
uh... press the second position
but i'm not three okay three yep three
all right now the numbers one
press the not the button labeled four
right so three and then wait
wait i was wrong okay now it says two
now it says two are we still on stage two
yes
no no no no no, stay one
says two press the button in the second position
yes okay
two yes
alright now it says one button do you fight no least
uh-huh
what button do you fucking press
yeah really stop action
what button did you fucking press when I said hit the button labeled four
did you hit the button labeled four
No, I pressed the button to four and five.
I pressed one and four and five.
I'm sorry, Joe.
Okay, Joe.
Now, we're on the second display and it says,
We're still doing this one.
Yes, we're on the second display.
Okay, second display.
It says one hit the button labeled four.
Okay.
So two then four got it.
It says two, we're on the third display and says it's a button with the same label that you press in stage one
Okay, two, two, two, two, easy. All right now
We're on stage four. It says two. It says two on stage four. I'm in the first position
But now we're on stage five. It says it says one button you press in stage one
So, easy piece, let's squeeze it.
Let's go.
All right.
Now, we're on the one that I was stuck on.
The one with the arrows and the letters.
The password.
Okay.
What is the first real of letters?
Like the first OG, JQ, L, OG, JQ.
Okay.
What's next?
How do I get to that?
Okay.
the second real of letters R T K L L
uh... trying spoke rate
friends bill what great g r e a t great g r a e a t
i can't spell great i can't but it was al o what what was the first one
al o
i lost it because i spammed through
Okay, try and spell learn.
Try and spell.
I can't spell learn.
Go through the first, how much time do you have?
We have a bunch of time, like don't even wear a shit mode.
We probably have like 20 seconds.
All right.
What is the first, let the first reel of letters?
Oh, I don't remember.
I spam through and lost complete track.
You can just go back through it.
What do you mean? You spam through it. You spam through it. Just go through it again
Yeah, there's fuck
And I get the combination
Chinksy you're telling me the first four you're telling me oh my god
You're telling me the first five letters that you saw
I don't want to know the first thought. Yeah, you're gonna blow up. Okay
I didn't want to know the first five letters that you had I wanted to know
Now, I wanted to know the first letter options, the first real of letters.
Yes, that's what I told you.
I said the first real.
And then you said, show me the second real.
I spam through it and then you can spell this.
And then I swim to go see if I can spell it and I put it.
Okay.
And then I went and then I said, what's the first real of letters?
And you said, I don't remember.
Yeah, how am I going to remember five letters after I spam through it?
Because you could just go fucking look at them again. I do it. I'm I'm gonna lose my mind like I'm gonna I'm gonna what do you mean?
Bro Joe I swear to God I'm not trolling you to what happened you said say the first real of letters
Then I said then you would say the next real I
I arrowed up. I said the next reel after airing all them up one.
And you said, see if you can spell,
learn. I did. I couldn't spell, learn. And then I said,
what's the first reel? And then you said,
I can't remember. Yes, because how am I going to remember the first
reel? Why do you need to remember it when you could just go back to
the first reel and spam through it again? Because how am I going to
I know what was the real, it's like 30 numbers sifting through, or 30 letters.
There's only like four letters in every real.
Like, no, I'm not wrong here, bro.
You don't have to be wrong.
You have to.
Like, you have to be wrong.
What?
Bro, what?
The first call them of letters is what he's talking about.
I know.
This is what you mean.
You can't remember! You just go move him again!
Why do you need a reaction?
Here's the first call to the left. I said, I hear it is.
Then you said, what's the second call to the left?
I said, all right, hear it.
Then you tried to spell word.
Once I did that, I'm spamming the dial on the second one.
Seeing that I have an E.
I don't have an E, so I lost control.
You lost control.
What do you mean?
Lost control
But second
I get the manual. I don't the manual
Yeah, I get the manual. I get the manual
You you you can get the manual
All right, lock in
Well, and we're gonna go on the same one
Yes, same one three point one. I think it's going
But like I promise you if I just get normal fucking ones, I got it
I think it's always going to be the same, I think it's going to be the same like fucking free every time.
Easy.
I got all the shit, Joe.
Ready?
I'm seeing one with an amount of hurts.
It's like a radio dial.
All right.
Give me a second.
Can you go to one that's easier?
Oh, hey hurts.
MHC.
Moors code.
MHC.
Yes.
With number.
Moors code.
What it where's the light flashing in terms of the signal from the flashing right you see the more it's called chart to spell
You want me to you want me to out loud go like what what it's blinking
The signal will loop with a long gap between repetitions once the word is identified
At the corresponding frequency. Okay. This is so fucking easy. How is it flash flash flash
Break flash break
Flash flash flash flash
Flash do it again do it again. Oh my god
Okay, ready? Yes blank blank blank break blank break blank break blank blank blank blank
Blank blank blank blank blank
Was Blair break what is that?
Yeah, just to pop
Ready? Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna go blank blank. I'm gonna go blank blank. I'm gonna go blank blank when it's short
And I'm gonna go block when it's long
long got it ready
have to fucking cycle back
yes
blank blink
block
blank blank
block I think it's the right
right chat
blank
I see this price
I mean and there's been an out of hurts and there's a letter that I have to it's a
t-ass
I'm assuming that's what I've seen and I just didn't know what radio station I need to
Let's zoom in, go.
Okay, check.
What?
This ain't my daughter's dot dot dash.
I'm a dumbass.
All right.
Let me just do dot dot dash.
All right.
Ready?
Dot vector.
Dexter.
Okay.
Dot.
It's V.
I got it.
3.595MAC pool.
3.9, 3.595.
Yes, and it's your boat.
No.
Oh, it's that wrong.
Wait.
Jack, how is that wrong?
How the fuck is that wrong?
It's V3 then?
Oh, there's just anything you're seeing.
We're never waiting.
I got it.
V3.592.
All right, that's it yellow detonate button
All right, that's all that we have to do back. Oh, no, no, there's something else yellow. All right yellow detonate button. All right
How many batteries are all that?
The button
Never mind, never mind if the bind is
I'm jealous if the button is yellow open button and before two, okay
What strip does it have? Does it have a strip? Yeah, there's a strip. There's no batteries
What strip?
Red
Got it
Released when the countdown timer has a one in any position
All right now we're on Simon says
Got it. I'm so mocked and I told you chat. I serial number has a vowel the serial number has a you
The it is flashing green
All right, so it's flashing green
Got it
So one of the four colored buttons for flash using the correct table press the button with the force button color the original button
Go flash follow by another
We can see once in order. Okay, he's such such it
In one strike flashing green in one strike
Okay, one strike. Okay, it's flashing green
Alright, one strike you said right one strike. Yep
Alright
All right
Green red
Okay 15 seconds green green then red
And it's got two strikes two
Okay, so it is dream and red, so it is, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
you said you said you said you said you said 15 seconds still on the task?
Oh my god, Joe, but he's better than standing.
It says one straight to me.
I'm gonna say I threw on that fucking, I was saying Blakely Blanc, like a fucking dumbass.
and dumbass, I should have said, that's not that fast. But like, oh my God. Okay.
Who said you said, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right. But here's better understand. It says no strikes, one strike, two strikes. So it changes
with the strike. That's why I told you that I had one strike. Well, oh, that's easy. Oh, I get it.
You do it, you do it, you do it, you do it.
All right, I'm eating this level.
What bomb is it?
Call it again 3.1.
Yes.
We're getting this bomb.
We're eating so.
All right, 3.1.
Jeff, I told you, I kind of blocked in there.
All right, 3.1.
I hate a message.
Joe, lock in.
I'll let's feed it.
Oh, I'm locked in.
All right.
Ready?
Let's block and go.
We can beat this level.
This is embarrassing.
All right.
Five minutes timer, lights are cut out.
Wait if I'm going to come on.
Boom.
We got the big number with the four little numbers under it.
It's the memory one. It's called memory. Are you ready?
Yep.
First display is two.
Press the button in the second position.
Alright, so that's going to be three. I got to remember that.
Three. Got it.
Second display is four.
Press the button in the same position you pressed in stage one.
Got it. Three. Three. Got it. Three. Okay.
Got it. Now the display is three on the third display.
Press the button into third position.
One, okay, so three, three, one, three, three, one, three, three, one, okay.
Now the display is one.
Press the button in the same position you pressed in stage one.
Got it, three, three, one, three, you got it, I'm so fucking locked.
Okay, now the display is four, three, three, one, three.
Press the button with the same label you pressed in stage three.
Alright, that's one. Easy peasy element, easy. Come on! Alright, now there is literally
it's the Hertz thing. MHC, it's the radio frequency on the back. Are you better?
Yes, yeah, more scope. Alright, so it's going blank. It's going, alright, I want to do
dot dash for it. It's going up, okay, dash, dash, dot, dot, I think dash, dash, dot, dot,
are you sure you're reading this at the start? There's a long break in between, okay, wait,
dash, dash, dot, dot, dot. It's either that or it's four, that or four dots, it's
Let me see, hold that, let me lock in.
It's I. Dash. Dash. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, what?
It's like, dash dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
You can't be the white something.
I need you to be exact here.
It's like dash. I don't know. I'm wondering if it'd be sad. I know he's saying seven, but seven doesn't give us that
dot dot
dot
All right, it's I got it. It's that's seven. It's that's dot dot dot dot
That's dot
That's dot dot
That's dot dot dot
Yes, then what?
That's it.
For you gave me a letter.
No, no, I got it.
It's Dash. Dash. Dash. Dash.
That's C. But none of the fucking letters start with C.
We're none of the word start with C.
Dash. Dash.
Run out of time!
You're changing what you're telling me every time.
How am I supposed to tell you the word?
Hey, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot,
OK, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, 3.575.
Wait, try, what?
3.575, 3.575, 3.575, 3.575, out of, are I ready?
Wait, it says Tx on the bottom, it says Tx.
That's fine.
It's wrong. It's fucking wrong. Okay. All right, let me stop. Let me sleep. Let me sleep. Okay. Ready. Ready. Ready? All right.
Dash.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot. So it's a dash then five dashes. Or a dash then five dots.
a dash than five dots. Yes, so it's dash dot dot dot dot dot dot it's a
dash than five dots I'm telling you.
to
to death and five
to
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okay three point five five two just try
wrote
okay we're all we have for 15 second advice it's
I'm gonna guess one. I'm gonna guess I'm dead, dude. That's fucking impossible. I'll be chat.
What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong?
It starts with C. You got to let me know the gap in between them.
Saying everything.
I mean, so I have to let you know the gaps in between them as well.
Like what it's like well, no, there's breaks, but it's like I don't I didn't know when one started one one ended
Like or like where the start of the massive loss. Let me just run that back one more time
We so we never beat this just so we never beat this level. We've never beat this level
Let's get one more let's try again. No, let's try again. He got this job
Ready are you you're all or you doing the ball or you you're doing the ball. Okay. I have already started it. I'll let you know
Now, are you better?
Yeah.
Ready?
There are five wires.
The last one's not black.
There are two red wires.
You got five wires?
The last one's not black.
There's two red wires.
Got it.
I'm all the way to wires now.
All right.
Say what you just said again.
Last one's not black.
Five wires.
Two red, one yellow, one white, one black.
You better there?
Two.
How many black wires are there?
One.
Cut the first wire.
Now we're on that weird, all-letter combination of reels.
Wait, what is it again?
The letter that we have to guess.
The password?
The password.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I always get the fucking impossible once.
All right.
What?
What is your...
No, I'm not going to tell you not.
Now I'm going to tell you the first possible letter is either J, L, T, V, or M, and J, L, T, V,
and N. J, L, T, V, and N. So the password starts with one of those letters. So the password
starts with what letters again? J, L, T, V, and N. So you have to eliminate the ones that
it doesn't. Are you ready for the next letter?
the next the second letter is either Y, E, S, K, O, G, Y, E, S, K, O, G, Y, E, S, K, O, G, Y, E, S, K, O, Z, Y, E, S, K, O, G, Y, E, Y, E, S, K, O, G, Y, O, G, Y, O, G.
All right, hold on. Okay. What was the first letter real again?
We'll say L.C. V. M. M.
Okay. All right, so the second letter is probably a E. I say.
Um, I did the password myself. All right. Now we're on sign and says.
Uh, E. E. Was this number? I just want to ask for a friend. Was it? It's learned. It was learned.
Ah, the, I did the pass for myself.
All right, so there are no strikes, and we are flashing blue.
All right, and it's flashing blue.
The, and the serial number has no vows.
All right.
All right, so if the serial, if the serial number does not contain about, what is it flashing?
Well
All right easy yellow press yellow
Oh yeah, well
Okay, now it's going blue. Yeah, I
Don't know what to do now on this point. I don't know what to do
Okay, try red green red green maybe
Jake, see, I'm gonna fucking freak out, man.
You told me blue is yellow, that means the first one always has to be yellow.
He just told me to say pregnant, and he's gonna get it out.
Okay, so that's the yellow red yellow red.
Okay, all right, now it's blue yellow blue, so it's gonna be yellow red yellow.
Okay, now it's blue yellow, blue red, blue red, blue yellow blue red.
What is rat?
Somebody's rat.
Rad?
It's rat.
Tri-
What is rat?
It's rat.
What is rat?
For response, too.
On your seat, right by the Y.
I'm being blocked.
What's that?
What's that, right?
Now I have two strikes.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I have two strikes, I have two strikes.
I have two strikes.
I've got it, where it just really started running the top.
And it's blue, yep, okay, ready?
I've two strikes.
So you have to change to the two strikes.
It is blue, yellow, blue, red, blue, red, blue,
yellow, blue, red, I've two strikes.
What do I press?
What do I call it?
Say that again, so yellow, blue, red,
blue, yellow, blue, red, with two strikes.
Green, red, green, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Oh my god, I have to get it.
We did it.
Wait, we did it.
Yes, we did it.
Jo, tell me I wasn't locked the fucking in there at the end of the house.
You see that?
Did you show me what I did at the end bro?
You almost, you know, you were locked in, but I was like, I was like, it's blue.
You go yellow, okay?
And then I go blue yellow.
And you tell me to hit like red green.
Or something.
I understand it though.
And so fucking, that's so exciting.
Simon, Simon says it's the easiest one.
Bro, the password one is fucking impossible.
Like, that is fucking eight.
All right.
What do you want to do now?
With three points you right, I'll do it.
I do, yeah, you do three points too.
Okay.
So this game is funny shit.
All right.
Boms.
Three point two.
Let's lock in.
Something's different, okay?
Are you ready?
Yep.
All right.
Focus.
All right, focus. This one's gonna be different. There might be like complicated wires or something. Yes, if there is I'll let you know
All right, I mean, I'm gonna put it in the lights turn on
But it's snooze this preemptively. We what all right, I'm ready, many all right. We got wires five or no six wires. It's wires
Okay, can you describe the six wires?
The last one is black, there's two yellows, two black, one white, one red.
No red wires.
There is one red wire.
Count the fourth wire.
Are you sure?
Yep, you're right, you're right.
All right, now we got, now we got the big number with the four little numbers under.
I believe this one's called memory.
Yep.
All right.
Ready?
the display is four. Press the fourth position.
That's going to be two. Okay, Bob, I'm going to remember that.
Two. All right. Now the next one is two. The next display is two.
Press the button in the same position you've pressed in stage one.
So press the four position. Got it. All right.
Two, two. Two. Got it. I've now the display is four.
Press the button labeled four. Got it.
So two, two, four. Got it. All right. Now the
All right now the display is one press the button in the same position as you press in stage one so the fourth position
Boom 2 2 4 1 2 4 1 got it. Okay now it's the displays fourth this plays for press the box at the same ladle. You press in stage three
Do two one
Four so that'd be one but I can't see because my lights are off
What the fuck
How do I get out? How do I
I'll just turn back on, I'll just turn back on back on back.
All right, say what you just said again, if the display is four,
press the button with the same label you press in stage three.
Two, two, one, four, going to be one.
That's incorrect.
Jesus Christ, we have to reset the first display is four.
If we're on stage one again.
Yes, yes, stage one, press the button in the fourth position.
Four, got it, four.
Now it's just, place that's three.
Press the button in the first position, two, got it, four, two, four, two, all right.
Now the display says four, press the button label four, four, two, four, four, four, four, four, okay, four, two, four, now that the
other display says three, press the button in the same position you pressed in stage two.
Bro, acquisition, did you hit the number?
I hit no, I guess.
We got time.
Now it says one, the first one says one.
But in the second position.
Now the display says two.
Same position is in stage one.
Now did I give the wrong I think I'm going to be honest Joe I think on what of them you did I like
I like turned off I might have given you the wrong one yes yeah I think you did on what
of them. It is okay now. All right, all right, let's try again bro. Try again. I'll get the manual.
I think I might be better on the manual. Yeah, you might be better on the manual. All right,
yo, I'm saying this too. This is my last try here. All right, last I need it. Let's go, last one.
This is the last Russ is the diamond drawn. This is the one. Yeah, all right, all right, all you're ready.
I am pressing start. I am ready.
Tell me exactly what you see. Yes.
Okay.
What do you see? What do you see?
Sign it says.
Got it easy.
Okay. What is it flashing?
Blue, but the serial number has a vowel.
Okay. If the serial number contains a vowel,
when it flashes blue press red.
All right, now it's blue red.
All right, so you're just gonna go red blue red.
All right, now it's blue red blue.
All right, so you're just gonna go red red red red red.
All right, that's done.
Now we have six wires.
I easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Last one we go to the wire.
Black there is one red wire and two yellow wire.
How many wires? How many wires? Three. Six wires.
Okay, so six wires are there no yellow wires?
There's two yellow wires. Okay, is there exactly one yellow wire?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Two yellow wires. Other? Other, are there no red wires?
There's one red wire.
All right, cut the fourth wire.
All right, now we're on complicated wires, okay? Easy, chances, I got it, I got it, just
y'all. All right, easy, easy. This is going to be easy, this is going to be for the...
I'm going to be back down here to complicated wires, where are you?
Then it's in 40 seconds, so you got time. All right, we've so much time, okay, where
is complicated wires? I wouldn't see this. Very near the bottom. Oh, I see.
Bottom of subject of complicated wires, look at each wire, there is a... All right, look
There is an LED above the wire, and a space for a star symbol.
No, no one has a white and a star.
For each wire slash LED symbol combination,
use the VAM diagram.
What is that?
Below should decide whether or not to cut the wire.
Each wire may be striped with multiple colors.
colors.
All right, what is the letter? Do you see a letter?
There's no letter.
What do you see? I see a red wire with a light above it
in a star below it. Then I see a blue wire with no light
in a star. A red wire with no light in no star.
You see a wire with a red coloring. I see a red wire
wire with with a white and a star. Then I see a blue wire with no light and a star. Then I
see a red wire with no light no star. Is it connected to C? Because remember it goes
A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Okay. I'm not seeing a letter on my string at all, J, C. No letters
are on my screen. There's no alphabetical letter in the light in the light is dashing, right?
No, the light is solid. Why it's just shining.
All right. So we have a red wire, right? A red wire. The first wire is a red wire with
a light above it and a star. I love it. Bro, J, you have to be looking at the wrong
puzzle brothers, no one. All right, cut, up, the E. All right, totally
shit. I mean, I got three guesses why I'm not just starting. First
wire is D. First wire is D. So don't cut. Okay, the second wire is blue with no
light and the star. So the wire has blue color. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. All right,
so what is it? Cut the third wire. Cut the third wire. No. I mean, I got a one in. I'm going to,
I'm going to two in five here that I get it. I'm just just, I guess. Do you want to
I'm gonna have another sweet cut the fourth wire cut the fourth wire
No, but it didn't get in
Cut the second wire
It's the first fire of it the
Mephanfins!
I go like this!
Brothers into my chat!
Joe, before you get mad, do me a favor and go to complicated wires and let me know if
you know what the fuck's happening?
Or does this feel like an AP fucking biology class?
Let me know, bro, if I'm a fucking dumbass, please.
Before you get off, go to on this subject of complicated wires and tell me what the fuck
I'm supposed to do.
This is what's confusing shit I've ever seen.
Okay, so the color of the wire is going to indicate the thickness of that wire.
Then if it has a star, it's going to indicate the bashing and so like, okay, so say the
wire is red with a star and an LED.
It would be in this net.
Oh, no, I get it.
I get it.
The individual thing is a different factor.
So if it has a star, you would look at the dashes
that are corresponding to that star.
Then if it's blue, then you would see the circle that's blue.
If the LED is on, then it has to fit in all three,
and it would be the letter P.
And it would be cut the wire if the bomb has a parallel port.
So then say the wire's red, you're looking at red and say it has no star but the LED is on.
No LED, but, or no, the LCD, but no star, then it would be S. And then that would
be cut the wire for the last stage of the serial numbers, even.
It's complicated, but like yeah, I get it
I
Literally like I'm telling you if there was like a gun in my head and I had let's say 10 minutes
I actually don't think I'll figure this out now. Oh, what was your deal?
Oh, what was your deal?
Wait, what are you looking at on the subject of wire sequencing or on the subject of
Yes, it says it says it says first read occurrence jigsie jigsie you were looking at the wrong
page
you're looking at the wrong instructions to page above the one that you're at right now
yeah I thought it was like connected like a two-
no no no no I thought it was like a two-prong packet no there are two different things
huh so yeah no it's still complicated I don't know what the subject of wire sequencing
I mean we haven't gotten this one yet. So. Okay. Well, I got to do this fucking banana
challenge dude. I'm getting off right. Yeah, I'm hopping off, but uh, you know.
Alright, Joe, thank you so much for coming all the way up. By some chance, could you uh,
could you or have I send me your bond today? If I'm making a next video? Yes. Yes. Thank you.
Thank you. I will literally do it. Me and I have it. We'll get on it as soon as I can. I have to
you just disgusting challenge, really quick.
Well, you know, how fun with that?
Man, I, all right, all right, best.
Chat, let's get a W Joe in the chat!
Joe, thank you, bro.
That, that, that, that, that was a fun,
that was a fun, that stream, bro.
No, like, that was the most I've laughed for the long time.
That was fun, he just fucked it.
All right, man, I'll see you, Joe.
Yeah, I'll see you, bro.
Good luck with the, uh, banana sprite challenge.
Yes, sir.
All right, peace.
Oh, catch you.
You know, we're going to read Jigsie chat
for this banana sprite challenge.
Those are the W stream though.
I'm sure I missed a bunch of Dinos chat genuinely.
I was unable to read them in that time,
but thank you to everybody that fucking donated.
And I'm gonna thank you to the three.
Young working, what's hardest to be in the Gillick company
would be having so much time,
shape my path and really value your perspective.
I'm sure I'm in, I really got a,
I'm saying this from Placie,
you got very fortunate in my life career,
working actor of the past years.
I've had a leading opportunity
to put on some very large films with that success,
comes financial stability and immense fame.
And this is generally what I dreamed of in working towards three years, I'm deeply grateful
for it.
That's awesome, bro.
What's the problem?
The guilt that comes with having so much so young.
I mean, you got to give back, man.
I mean, I think I'm in a similar position where I'm gifted a good career path.
But I, you know, you do, but I do a bunch of charity streams.
I speak for what I think's right.
Like, you got to do that type of stuff, man.
You've a voice, you're able to do that type of stuff.
I don't think it's like, oh, you have to like fucking,
you know, give all of your money away or something.
But like, I don't think you should be able to guilty
for being successful.
But yeah, I'm sorry, I missed any other donuts chat.
I get a skid-addle though.
We're already posted on the main in the gaming show.
I said, I'm not posted tomorrow,
but I will be alive tomorrow at three,
we're doing a VR day short stream for like three hours.
Friday is going to be Roblox with steak
and Reacts Saturday.
We have a bit of the S&P,
Robby Wroth Edward.
We might actually do a little bit of reacts on Saturday before the Brobie Broath and
Redactually.
I'll probably be like one, then.
Sunday is reacts as a charity stream for Palestine Children's Relief Fund, raising money
for PCR app, they help kids and Gaza families and Gaza as well as just people in the Middle
East.
Monday, we're going to be doing a bit of Minecraft as well as the SMP and then we'll
probably practice for the Fortnite Tournament.
Next Tuesday, I'm not live next Wednesday, it's Fortnite Tourney, then I'm gone the fifth
to the ninth.
I'll send on YouTube every day that I'm going as well as vlogging but I will be gone.
I'll probably be making my 2-3 YouTube videos out of it but yeah, I wish you all of the
out of fun and I will catch all later, we're going to rate fucking jinksy, probably
guess I enjoyed and less fucking rage.
Jackie, thank you to the sub and I'll see you all later.
We're going to rate it 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, good, bye and cheers.
Peace.
Live tomorrow 3, yes, see you guys.