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Hey, hello everybody, bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday, everybody?
Chat, it is a mixture of things today. We're going to be starting out with a bit of a long
react day. We're not a long react day, but a normal react day, probably three and a half
hours of reacts. Then we're going to be hopping into a Rocket League tournament today.
We are in a 2v2 content tourney.
Well, 2v2v2v2v2v2.
You know what I mean.
It's a tournament.
Two's.
High on Life 2's out.
I know we're going to play that on Tuesday.
Here's the schedule.
Reacts today into the Rocket League tournament.
It's me, Jinxie, RQ, UD, fucking Ron Lacy, XQC,
Plackboy Max, a bunch of people.
I'm not gonna try and lost everybody.
As well, okay, Jesus Christ,
you're getting the high on life comment,
fucked me up, I was in a flow state.
Chat, Reacts Rocket League today, and what Wigan speaks.
Yes, oh my God, I've done reading chat, stop,
I'm getting, hold up.
Today, Reacts Rocket League.
Tomorrow, we're going to be live at like 2.30.
Are you guys off tomorrow?
I think I'm gonna stream early tomorrow.
Yes, okay word so this is the plan react rocket leak today tomorrow. I'm gonna be live at like 2 30
We're probably gonna start stream with like I don't know maybe some random games or I don't know and then we're gonna fucking do
The SMP I don't know how many more SMP days we're doing
But there's still some other shit I'm gonna get done on the S&P slash do in general
So we're going to be doing the S&P tomorrow for a little bit
At least like two hours two three hours. Who knows we'll figure it out
Tuesday, we're going to be starting high on life, too. That's when we're starting high on life, too
I know it's out now. I also heard there's some glitches in game that they need to fix
So I'm kind of happy I didn't play it on day of release
Just to give them time to fix like some of the crash issues
Um, so we'll play that on Tuesday Wednesday, uh, puppy playtime chapter five drops.
We're going to be doing that the whole stream.
It's probably going to take like five hours.
Most of the chapters take like three to five hours.
So we're going to do just puppy playtime on Wednesday, Thursday.
I'm not live Fridays, reacts probably a little bit earlier.
Like I might be like, like three, three, 30 Friday, Saturday is going to be
more high on life too.
Probably for the whole stream, maybe some other random shit.
I don't know.
Sunday's reacts next Monday S&P next to them off next Wednesday
We're going to be doing a charity stream for AHA
It's going to be a crowd control charity stream. What that basically means is
The donations that you guys send in real time affect the game that we're playing
So we're gonna be doing peak and other shit and you guys are gonna be able to like fuck up our you know
What's it called? You're gonna be able to fuck up our runs. It's gonna be me
Sneak, kill, those are maybe handsome.
If we don't have handsome, we'll get somebody else,
but he hasn't been responding.
So I don't know where he is.
But if he can't do it, we'll probably get somebody else.
But it'll be a four man, four man charity stream.
Got to be raising money.
Not matching Donos, but I'll probably drop like five grand.
Just because I, I match all, I want to match Donos
for every charity stream that I do solo,
But I'm not, I can't like match Dono's when we're all funneling to the same thing because I don't know who's this from what.
So I'm probably just going to drop a regular donation at the start of stream,
just so it doesn't fuck with the games that we're playing because every donation affects the game in some way.
And then we'll go from there.
That's the schedule for the next like week and a half.
If you have any videos you want to watch, give it a play, but you have to go to the game such tab.
F Cancer, we're doing March for charity stream.
And then outside of that, Resident Evil drops in like a week and a half.
We're going to be playing that next Friday, actually.
So Resident Evil Rakeem, we're going to do, or Rakeem,
I don't know how you fucking say it.
We're going to be doing that day of release.
People have been asking me if I'm going to finish that game.
Does anybody know how long Resident Evil Rakeem is going to be?
Probably like 20 hours, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to beat the game.
I'm going to be high on life, too.
High on life is supposed to be like 10 hours,
are like 15 hours, so that'll probably take like three streams.
Resident Evil might take three as well
if I do three long ones, maybe four, honestly.
But it says estimated 16 to 20 hours,
so we don't really know.
Resident Evil's 40 hours.
Well, nobody knows how long the new one is yet,
just because it's not out, but most people estimate
that they're just, most Resident Evil games
hover main story like 16 to 25 hours.
It's pronounced requa, requa?
Require? Requie? Requie. Requiem. Requiem. Yes? Requiem? Resident Evil Requiem. Okay.
Now I'm saying it right. Okay, awesome. Anyways, we're doing that as well. So we got a lot
of, like, tomorrow, that's why I want to do, like, half S&P, half random shit, because
like, Poppy Playtime is going to take a whole stream. High on Life is probably
going to take three streams and Resident Evil's probably going to take like three or four.
So because we're doing a lot of long form games coming up, I do want to try and wedge
in random gaming where I can.
But you know, I'm fine with ripping just like individual long games in general.
I think it'll be fun.
So there's a lot of cool games coming out in February.
Anyways, run down to the videos that we have today.
Not a super long lineup just because we also have the Rocket League tournament and I
I do want to practice for like maybe 20 minutes before but here it is then I'm gonna read done is we're gonna lock into it
We're gonna watch the jack pembroke video. You guys were spamming about it on Friday or not Friday. No
What day is it?
Jesus Christ you guys were spamming about it on Thursday. Oh my god, bro
What did I do last stream?
Re-animal oh my god Thursday you guys I would be I always get fucked up because I think Fridays are react days
Anyways today. We're going to be watching the jackpemberg video finally
I still camped outside of North Korea a thousand ants versus natural disasters evil human experiments that actually happened
Spotting the clues an AI slop and ice saves anime meat candy video might eat a snack while we watch this
Just because it's gonna be a long stream today. It's probably gonna be like a six seven hour stream today if I'd a guess
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Lock in first video of the day no pre-string app. We got a lot of videos to watch
Baby and LMA over the sub plump undated in the leg month for the sub chat. I stealth camped outside North Korea
behind me is no this is jack's last video this is jack fembrook's last ever
video because now he's probably in in the hands I have no idea how this was
uploaded on YouTube because this is probably this is probably taking moments
before North Korean soldiers captured him North Korea most militarized and
dangerous country in the world all along the border there's numerous guard
towers and constant armed military surveillance. Also, also, mines. Jack, if you're camping
outside the North Korean border, you could very well step on a Korean war mine that has been there
for 50 years. Like, you might actually die. It's making it near impossible to go unseek,
And yes, the title is real. I'm actually going to attempt a stealth camp at the North Korea border.
I think this is an actual military bunker. Kim Jong-un.
This is so scary to do. I think anything where you're trespassing in a foreign country is terrifying.
Can I say that? Not even the fact that it's North Korea.
Like,
Trespat, like he does a lot of videos where he's like stealth camping in Alcatraz and all this other place.
And that's like, you know, scary because you're not supposed to be there, but you're in the US
So like worst case, you know, they find you you get a slap on the wrists and you know, you fucking go about your day
Here, even if he's in South Korea, like you could fucking get in so much trouble for like
Trying to try to get close to the border. You know toss it in subtle me mode chat is terrible
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I'm coming for you, buddy and our journey begins in South Korea
You're telling the random South Korean Uber driver or taxi guy I'm gonna be running into
North Korea today. Any tips? Do you think I should bring anything with me? I don't know how long the
journey is going to be.
Is it scary?
On a Haseyo YouTube out, pretty sure that means hello YouTube in Korean. Before I go to bed there's
a few things I haven't told you guys. Tomorrow morning we are going to the North Korea border
more specifically. I feel like he's got to be before he actually says where he's going. There's
no shot he's going to like the demilitarized zone or you know what I mean like or whatever it's called
that that air it's not demilitarized where is is that what it's called where they just stand there
the soldiers and they just watch each other on both sides they never speak to each other
But they just stare at each other and they've done that at the fucking 39th parallel or whatever it is
Yeah, the DMZ it is the demilitarized zone for like years 38th parallel not 39
There's no way he's going there because there's so many people there
I feel like he's gonna be going to some random fence. That's just like posted up on
Along the border
I'm gonna say this and this is gonna sound stupid I think it's hard to escape North Korea
I feel like it's probably not that hard to get into it
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I was in South Korea, which I've never been so this is literally me just saying that's off of you know pure jib art
Ego speculation. I feel like it's probably as simple as just running across
Like I don't think they would stop me
North Korea would accept. Oh, do you think they would shoot you?
What if I have like a like a body pillow of Kim Jong-un with like hard eyes and I was like I love Kim Jong-un, please
And then I run in like are they shooting me?
This area is what separates especially if I come like I would I would enter like here
If this is my strategy, if I ever had to invade North Korea, I would not, I would not enter
in the demilitarized zone like that central point that everybody goes and visits, tourist-wise.
I'm going to some random-ass spot and I'm just running across North and South.
You'd get kidnapped and interrogated.
And then I would say that I just love North Korean culture.
Yeah, I'm like going across here is a bad play.
I just mooned one of the soldiers.
He's standing in the T-pose.
I'm like, hey.
Hey!
On Earth, this is the closest you can get to North Korea, so as you can imagine, they're very strict with their rules.
Not just anybody can go to the DMZ.
I had to book a private tour weeks in advance.
$45,000?
Oh, $30 US dollars.
I didn't see the, uh, the parentheses.
Advance just to go see this place.
All of these factors really stress me out considering the goals I have planned for tomorrow.
One spread propaganda. Oh, that's awesome. I want to absolutely tarnish this man Kim's name
and I want to do it as close to him as possible. I even had some customs.
Jeff, this is the worst idea I've ever seen. This is bro. I don't want to hear while he was in
North Korea literally got turned it like brain. They killed him. They made him brain dead in
North Korea
Propaganda post for taking a poster. What a spreading propaganda. This is made to scout the area and get an idea of where
Oh my god, he's gonna wear a ghillie suit, bro. You're gonna get sniped
The goal is to be able to see the North Korea border right where I'm sleeping and three
Don't get caught or shot. This actually might be the hardest part
I can't believe I'm actually doing this
I think I've been more anxious the past few weeks and I have my entire life just from anticipating tomorrow
This will be my last night in an actual. This is purely purely free will here Jack
This is this is entirely optional you you came up with the video idea to
Stealth camp in South Korea on the border and bust your flight
And then you're sitting here like damn. I really don't want to do this
I'm gonna try to get some sleep and tomorrow. We'll be sleeping at the North Korea border
Is this the video you're in chat? What are you doing if you see him stealth camping and across the way in North Korea?
I'm in the video
And I'm just standing there
Like Jack if you're wondering why it's still dark outside. It's 5 a.m. Let's get dressed
I called myself an Uber to take me to the pickup spot for the tour, which was at this random train station.
Yo, I'm so calling a Waymo and just redirecting it to Pyongyang.
I'm putting that shit in, I'm going, take me to Pyongyang.
The Waymo just starts freaking out, it's like, error, error.
Oh, Jack! Hello!
Yes?
Jack Pumbler?
Yes, yes.
Oh my god, this random man just knows Jack!
Oh, no, he's the Uber driver. I thought he was a fan. I'd be like, it's me. I'm going
to North Korea today.
This guy I've never met before rushed me into a van full of other people I've never
met before. He said if we weren't on time, the military literally wouldn't let us in,
so we were already in a rush.
Okay, okay. That is our tour guide. I'm pretty sure. Are we getting on a bus?
We're loaded up into this bus with a bunch of other people and this is when we meet our tour guide Kelly
She tells him he just starts asking outlandish questions, so if you sorry Kelly if we were if somebody you know just
Were to try and run across the border like what would happen?
I mean, it's just I'm just you know, I just spitballing here like if I were to
where maybe like a bubble armor and sprint really fast and kind of like like Dodge would
they're out would their outdated weapons kill me or we're gonna have three different stops
in the DMC as we got closer to the border I could genuinely feel the intensity of what
we were doing I started to see Korean military like every mile and I had that weird nervous
feeling in my stomach. As we were pulling up to the entrance, Kelly told us
I think it's the TNC we have to pass through a military jet from in this house
and soldiers will check three kinds of your information
Which obviously made me feel uneasy knowing I had a bunch of propaganda posters
Just shoved right up his ass too
Jackie, you gotta keister that shit, they're gonna be patting you down, man
In my backpack
Can we almost hear a military jet?
Bathroom! Bathroom!
From now on, we'll do all the video that happened on my channel.
I snuck a video.
Oh, shit.
He walked by me, I go.
Thankfully, we were granted access and we breezed through the military checkpoint.
As we drove further and further, we crossed what was the previous border into North Korea
and kept going until we were technically no longer in South Korea.
We're getting off the bus.
Wait, no longer in South Korea.
Oh, wait. The DMZ is literally an area that's not owned by either country.
I thought that there was just a gap that they would enter.
I didn't know they still...
Like, they're not in South Korea anymore.
He's gonna try and not catch the bus back Jack. This is even worse
Jack
They've bused you into the demilitarized zone and he's gonna try and stay I
Thought that this was just like he's going late
I thought you'd be able to walk up there you got a passenger military checkpoint
He's gonna try and fucking like ditch the group and go camp in the woods
We're here. Oh my god, we're here.
At our first stop, we were immediately rushed into a theater to watch a video.
Although North and South Korea established a room...
This would be really funny if you had like Jack on like find my iPhone and you knew he was doing this video.
So you just start like spam calling him.
When it's like 2 a.m. and he's trying to be quiet, it's like, fuck, my phone keeps ringing.
Government is after World War II, but he's sitting past the law...
This was really weird feeling and I started to stress about scouting the surrounding area and making sure I get these posters up because that's like the entire
Reef bro Jack this isn't fucking Disney World bro. This is this is the demilitarized zone
Then we're here, but Kelly made sure that everyone stayed next to her at all times and was constantly doing headcounts
We all entered a room and were told to gear up for an old underground tunnel this tunnel is extremely
Jack just goes in the bathroom and blows up like a sex doll to sit in his in his chair
The guy next to him he's like don't fucking say anything puts their jumps out the window
Old and was originally built by South Korea to invade North Korea while everybody was getting in line
I knew this could be my chance to break away from the group
I think I'm gonna try to get out that door and so without wasting my god, he's actually gonna dry in depth time
I took my chance
This is so I've broken away from the group. I gotta keep this low key. I don't even know where I am right now dude
What the heck okay? I think they could be back any minute now
So I'm gonna attempt to find somewhere to put our first poster up
Kind of look for a good spot
I think right here on this pillar would be a perfect spot as I was getting the posters out of my bag
I spotted a staff member just behind me
And sure enough as I was taping the poster. How you doing?
It's just video. Yeah
I think this guy definitely knew I wasn't supposed to be there
So I had to make this quick
What is the propaganda that he has we get AI generated like Fen Boy Kim Jong-un or something
Big red YouTube arrow Kim Jong-un does have a butthole
Oh my god, is it that he made LeBoubou's?
What?
Kim Jong-un, what does that say?
Kim Jong-un has a $1.2 million LeBoubou collection.
Our first poster is up.
Kim Jong-un has a $1.2 billion LeBoubou collection.
My rap TV.
I mean, if this isn't the most embarrassing thing to be known for, I don't know what it
is.
That's right, man.
You can't stop me.
Do I still have my fake- oh, I do.
I got scammed out of this.
This is a fake fucking labou-boo.
I
Imagine I found like a wire
Poster one of five is up and trust me these posters are only gonna get more ridiculous
Okay, so it's heads at that thank you for the five gift is the real thing if it's house, but he's turning 18 today
Happy birthday, bro. You're right. Yeah. Yeah doctor thinking for the subterranean thing of the threat of the five
I was banned the other day for like no reason. Can you look at the terminated one?
It flagged the term in another language and I don't know what it means
Months are we able to look at their
Ban
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Drink water and then go to bed
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What's the user terminated the terminated one so the entire DMZ area is completely
annoying as hell bro. Why are you in my stream?
Like I'm talking military checkpoints. Yo, can we ban these shatters please please please
there's so many hold up let me just ban like 20 people real quick. Oh my god it's so fucking
in the lane. Throw it back in sub only. I don't know why we took it out. Why did we take it out?
I need like 150 mods to have chat not in sub only because literally everybody just spams.
Everyone just spams. I see paragraphs in all caps that are useless. Meaningless. They're not
even saying anything of substance. It's just spam. Phoenix and CDab taking this out.
Oh
Yeah, just unbanned him some Russian. Thank you
All the way throughout so obviously getting I think it misread it as the n-word
But it's not the n-word inside the DMZ is quite literally was the bot flagged it
Undisputed thinking of the five gippets. Yeah, lock back in. We'll take it out of several lead a man
Toster think of it as three you're gonna play terrarium. I don't know lock in play think of the stuff
If you have any of these about skins into play for me
It's not getting such that lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in
Really impossible. Mr. And Rand, take it with us up.
But I still think there might be a way to get really, really close to the border.
Oh, no.
Check it?
No.
I would just say no.
I can delete it.
Yeah.
I can delete it.
Yeah.
I was just talking to you guys about potential sleep spots around the DMZ, not even in
DMZ and a military soldier came up to me and made me delete the footage. I got a clip of him as
I was walking away. This is insane, Brett. After almost being late to catch the- Why are you not
allowed to film the other side? Plus, we made our way to stop number- Like, why is that bad?
It's just woods. It's not- Like, there's not people on the other side, like, facing them in
that area. Most secure place you try to sneak in or stay overnight. I don't really know,
Thank you for the thousand biddies.
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Lock in.
To the observatory.
I believe this is like the closest you can get
to North Korea.
The vibes are pretty tense.
The most, see now you get me off topic.
The most secure place I'd try to sleep.
Yo, stop asking me to look at your unbanned requests.
Don't send bets right now.
Pin something to send, don't send bets.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, I just want to watch.
Bro, I just want to watch the video.
So you look at my unbanned request,
your mom, 014, got banned yesterday, did it do something?
Wait for an unbanned day, wait for an unbanned day.
That or if it already got denied, it got denied.
Your account's not banned
and you have no chats in my fucking stream.
What?
Your mom, 0124.
You're not banned. You have no chats and you don't follow me
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We're most secure place. I would stay overnight. I mean you'd have to pay me. I'm not doing that shit for free
Most secure place. I try to stay overnight. Fuck man. I
Would try to sleep outside of like area 51. I don't think they'd shoot me
But I wouldn't get in area 51. So if I have to like be in the place, I don't really know. Maybe like a building in DC, like I think I would try to like, I think there's a world where I would be that nervous to like try and just like chill in a bathroom in like some museum, you know, in in fucking DC.
DC. The colon big for the sub cost negative sub. But yeah, dude, I can't see your unbanned
request because whatever user you just linked me isn't even following me and isn't banned
in chat. So I don't know what you what you want me to do. All right. Yeah, let's lock
in Ben for the sub. This is apparently where you can actually see North Korea. So I'm
Thinking this could be a perfect opportunity to scout a sleep spot for later tonight and once at the top despite all of the no filming restrictions
I captured this you are looking at North Korea
Fun fact that's a propaganda town nobody actually lives there and it's completely fake
This was one of the weirdest most surreal feelings looking into this. That's such a stupid thing like hey
Hey, Kim Jong-un, instead of making an entire town that's fake to make it seem like your country doesn't suck ass,
maybe make your country not suck ass.
Isn't it almost around equal effort to put up infrastructure to make it seem like you're housing a town of 50,000 people?
Then like, I don't know, put that money towards like, not having your people starve, or you know, not putting them in prison camps.
It's like what are we fucking doing?
It's extremely mysterious and dangerous country, which means we've met you see he I don't know if this is real news or not
But I've been seeing that he is like claiming that his daughter will be the next
ruler after him and
I'm curious to see if
She will be uber dictator like him like mega dictator
Like, do you think she'll be worse?
She's worse?
Bro, she's not going to be leader for like another 20 years.
You know what I mean?
Never been closer.
There's no way she'll be worse.
My enemy Kim, I need to put up another prop-
No way!
In the poster, this wall right here would be perfect.
number two. Kim Jong-un reportedly has a baby on the way with ice by SQL walk down this every
couple minutes. There are hundreds of people are going to be able to enjoy this. Sorry, Kim.
Except I wasn't sorry because I was far from down here. But when I saw that they had security
cameras that were being watched around every single corner, I knew I had to be quick.
But luckily Kim can't run fast anyways. But before leaving, the bathroom-
What do you mean Kim is the strongest person in the entire world?
Kim is not even human the feats that he's able to to accomplish.
I mean Kim could probably run 100 meter in about four seconds.
Was just calling to me. All right guys I'm here in the bathroom.
Kim invented the hamburger and though his father invented the hamburger.
And I couldn't help but think it.
I think Kim invented the smash burger a smash hit of the original.
I think this place needs a little bit of decorating.
This might just be my best work place.
I love to eat poop!
Hahahahaha!
Dude that's fucking hilarious!
First put in the bathroom.
I wonder if like a worker sees that if they take I feel like they have to take it down
This is a this is a real quote. He actually said that okay. I'm gonna leave this here and
Poopy phase poopy phase
I must have lost track of time here because I was called by Kelly and told that everyone was waiting for me
And I was late for the bus and due to military regulations. We needed to leave now
Oh, he was mad late, yo, a mile away.
Also had to apologize to everyone for being late.
Oh, sorry.
Our third and final stop.
Please say sorry for everyone.
Nah, that's humiliating.
Oh my god.
The tour guide goes, stay sorry.
Stop was a small village in the DMZ.
that are handpicked by the military are able to live in this town for free. They even have
their own emergency bunkers in case, you know, Kim decides to launch any of his thousands
of missiles pointed directly at South Korea. Upon arrival, I was shocked to see a gift.
Dude, I wonder what Kim eats on like an average day. Like, do you think he ever there has
to be a time where Kim Jong-un has like genuinely paid somebody to like fly McDonald's
over the border. He eats poop, a lot of poop. Dude, Kim Jong-un probably is the nastiest
shits. Like, I mean, just imagine that. Kim with his slick back hair, he like stumbles
out of bed like naked and he's like, oh, runs to the bathroom, runs to the bathroom and he's
like golden toilet heated floor while everybody around him is starving and he's just fucking
the white and that shit up.
Chop and even more shop to see what the
pounds of cheese look like North Korean money.
That's from North Korea.
Just gonna look on Kim Jong-un.
Is your money, bro?
Everyone's inside right now getting souvenirs,
but I'm out here because I have two more pieces
of propaganda to spread.
I'm trying to slowly make my way away from the tour guide.
Wait, you can buy?
Sorry, I just zoned out.
You could buy North Korean money.
That's fucking sick.
Like I would pay like a hundred dollars for that.
Shot to see what looked like North Korean money.
Oh, that's awesome, dude.
You could buy North Korean money.
That's from North Korea.
Just gonna link on Kim Jong-un.
Is your money, bro?
Everyone's inside right now getting souvenirs,
but I'm out here because I have two more pieces
of propaganda to spread.
I'm gonna try to slowly make my way away
from the tour bus.
This is so fricking sketchy.
I don't know if this is right here.
See if I can go through here.
It's like a board of the house.
Okay, the bus is over there.
I'm gonna try to put a poster up right here.
I'm also noticing all around the DMZ is pretty much wood.
So if I can get near that fence,
anywhere around the DMZ,
that would be right next to the border.
There we go, baby.
Kim Jong-un spotted on a romantic date
with the influencer, Jack Doherty.
No one would have ever thought something like this.
Nobody's going to understand this though.
The other ones, the other ones,
somebody from South Korea might know like who I spice is.
They're going to be like, who the fuck is Jack Doherty?
Like this would be this close to the North Korea border
and that poster lives on forever.
With one more poster left, I was feeling good.
But as I was leaving, I forgot to realize
that somebody lives in this house
and the owner of the house happened to come home
right after I put the poster up.
What happens if you're at the DMZ
and you just throw some shit into the other border?
Oh my gosh, it's just gonna-
Wait, somebody lives there?
See it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my God, he's gonna see it right now.
I knew I could be caught here in any moment
and our last stop was coming to an end.
Okay, I hope that's not for me.
So I speed ran to put up our fifth and final poster.
Here's our last-
Who is that? Is that Kim?
Last poster.
Skims? More like Kims.
Skims with Kim.
Yeah, this is Kim Jong-un's face on Kim Kardashian's body.
I don't know.
This is what I could come up with.
Before I knew it, the bus was ready to depart
and I was out of there without getting caught.
But as far as I know,
I could still have a warrant out for my arrest
from the-
Do you think Kim knows what Ozempic is?
We're in military.
And all I could think of the entire way home
is that we still need a sleep spot.
I feel like there, yeah, but I don't think,
he doesn't work out.
So I think it's like,
honestly, I think it's probably like a physical
intimidation thing for, because he's kind of short.
So it's a physical intimidation thing for him to be big.
But because like if he lost weight he wouldn't work out so he would just look like bad for
tonight.
This was going to be a lot.
You think he looks maxes?
Yeah, I think he jelks a lot more difficult than I ever would have anticipated.
As much as that tour was a success because we spread all the propaganda we wanted it
was kind of a bit short and we weren't able to do what we really came here for
which is find a place to self-game.
So we're gonna have to do some scouting on our own term.
You don't want to know.
I'm hopping on Google Maps
and I'm gonna try to find a weak point
right next to the border
where hopefully we can actually see North Korea.
I feel like there's gotta be an area we can sneak into.
I scoured Google Maps.
Yo, what's crazy is like there is a chance
that like Kim Jong-un is actually like a guner
and like subscribed to like people's only fans
And you just wouldn't know.
Like imagine being an old me fans model
and like there being an off chance
that like Kim subscribe like pays for your shit.
For hours, studying the surrounding area of the DMZ.
I was limited by Google Street View
and blocked off military property.
He watched the movie, the interview.
I always wonder what his face was.
Tim's seen the movie.
Tim's, I know there was a whole, it was that,
the interview was so bad that,
or not bad like not the movie was bad the interview like propaganda was so bad that
they wouldn't show it in theaters because like North Koreans were threatening them
so I'm like Kim probably watched the movie and the whole time was just like
pissed but with enough determination also it's like I truly believe that that they probably
like filter in and moderate every piece of media that's about North Korea like
there's probably a north not Kim but there's probably North Korean
representative that will see this video that Jack made.
Two hours later I might have found a spot it's a little bit sketchy I'm not
gonna lie but hear me out so what it looks like to me is there's a freeway
that spans hundreds of miles all the way down the North Korean border and the
way this is set up you literally can't get anywhere close to the border on foot
unless you go from behind so I've discovered this wooded area and there
may not be on private property and if I can see through these woods there's a
perfect spot on the edge of the hill and this spot should not only give us a
view of the North Korean border bro I'd just be like dead-ass worried that I'd
get like clipped by a sniper that should allow us to see North Korea
The problem is this entire area is heavily guarded by military and CCTV cameras and if they do happen to see me
They could think I'm a potential threat and shoot me
There's actually hundreds of signs all along right where I'm camping. That's if you translate it into English
That's exactly what it says. All of this considered
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
North Korea's Imbulonage Stricts shoot on site orders for its border areas where anybody entering buffer zones,
including approaching a border, may be shot without warning.
Jack.
That's exactly what it says.
All of this considered, I literally cannot get caught,
which means we're really gonna have to put the stealth in stealth camping.
Wow, is that a Timu fucking ghillie suit? That looks so bad. Oh my god
Looks like that shit was made with like dried seaweed
I hopped in a new room to take me to the spot far away from the city
The further we got the more desolate it became and the more nervous I felt
An hour later we arrived to a really just sketchy road up the hill
in the pitch dark we drove into what I can only describe as like a mini town
where I was dropped off I don't know where the heck I am right now this is
the weirdest and like most scary feeling ever I am like in the middle of
and then trying to get picked up after that oh my god like you're not even in
solver you're not near any city you're in the middle of fucking nowhere it's
It's dark outside. There's like one streetlight.
This alone is scary without the whole, I'm going to go camp in North Korea.
Like you're just in the middle of nowhere now, your ride left you.
We got to find those woods that I stouted on Google Maps.
It's pitch dark and freezing cold. I have no idea where they are.
And I am pretty nervous to sleep in the woods because after some further research,
I found out there's tons of animals that live in there such as warthogs,
leopards, black bears, and a ton of other animals and creatures that I want nothing to do with.
I say we get a move on before somebody comes out here and catches us. This is Operation Find the Woods.
This deadass feels like a chill as art horror game.
This looks like a scene of a walk through horror game we play on stream where you're
They're just like waiting for somebody to start following you.
Oh my God, is that thing not?
I don't think it's tied up.
Oh my God.
That was a freaking dog.
I think it's on Leesh.
Oh my God.
I hope we got to find these freaking woods right now.
With the whole neighborhood of dogs wanting to kill me, I knew I had to find an
And like right now
Bro it's so dark he doesn't know where he is
He has like what if he gets so close to the border and he just doesn't know
like I can't even see but he's not you can't see four feet in front of him oh my
god
into these woods oh my god this is so sketchy it's time to do this when I get
scared I do the same where I count down from three in my head and on three I
I have to do it so if it'll excuse me I'm gonna count in my head I feel like I
would what do you think he tried to get like something to go with him I would
want to do this with someone else doing this alone is so scary like I think I
could do this with like Chris or like one of my friends because then it's just
like whoa I'm fucked you're fucked like a mutually assured destruction of
like all right well if if one of us gets in trouble we're both screwed
This is so steep.
Where did you turn off that big ass flashlight?
Ow.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
There's snow all over the ground.
We're getting closer.
And closer to the border.
Oh, my God.
There's snow all over there.
We're getting closer and closer to the border.
But I didn't realize how far I still was.
This hill was more of a mountain,
and I slightly underestimated how hard it would be getting up in.
Oh!
This tree just saved my life.
Holy shit.
As I got further up the mountain, things got quiet.
Oh, this is so f***ing scary and I was just praying that I didn't hear-
Can you imagine from a distance you hear f***ing screaming in Korean?
Holy s***, I gotta look that up. Hold on, I have to immerse myself.
Streaming in Korean.
Yee-Jae!
I'M DONE!
Something even better in my quality maybe hold up
Okay, that's not even screaming in Korean that's just a Korean man screaming
Korean language yelling
Angry phrases in Korean. I said stop it.
Okay, yeah, my quality straight out of a fucking potato. Jesus.
Hot Korean woman has her eye on you.
What rabbit hole have I gone down? Hot North Korean woman has her eye on you. Why was this posted 16 years ago?
What the fuck?
She's not even looking at the camera, what do you mean?
Dude, where's like somebody screaming in Korean?
How hard is it to find somebody screaming in Korean?
Angry Korean man.
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
He's-
All right, I think it might be chopped
All right, we're giving up on that
Oh my god squid games
Wait, that's copyrighted.
The further I got, the more I sensed that I definitely wasn't supposed to be there.
There's an old barbed wire fence right here, and it looks like I have to get through it.
This looks like the top.
What is this?
This looks like a military bunker.
Yeah, probably might be a bomb up there, Jack.
Might be a bomb up there.
It could be a landmine.
Uh, at this point, I came way too far to turn back now,
so I just kept going.
But then I thought I spotted something in the distance.
What is that?
Oh my god, is that actually a fucking bunker?
I think this is an actual military bunker let's keep going
I continued on getting closer and closer to the spot and with enough there's a car right there
why do you said why do you get the uber driver to chop you off right there
Bro's walking for 40 minutes.
There's a car!
Termination, an hour and a half of hiking later.
This is it. We made it to the top.
Oh, is that North Korea? That's not North Korea.
Guys, I'm literally shaking.
That is the North Korea border all along this way right here.
And in the distance, right there.
Should be North Korea.
This is insane. I can't believe I'm watching.
Here it is. I don't know if you guys can see, but
Right there is the North Korea border and all along this way are hundreds of military outposts
Ready to shoot for any potential threat so dark. You can't even see it, but I anticipated that might be the case
So I brought this with me a night vision camera
I don't know how much you guys can see or how good the video quality is
But this is about 480p. It's where I am right now. It looks like it might be a military outpost
So hopefully they can't see me right now in North Korea should be just right there in the distance
It's really hard to see because it's so unbelievably dark
So I am just hoping to God that tomorrow morning when the sun rises we can get a view of North Korea
I feel like that out. Yo, I feel like he's not prepared to sleep outside
Like it's probably like 10 degrees out. We're boys right now. This is so cool
Okay guys, so I'm sitting here in this bunker that I found there's two things we got to do before we go to bed first things first
I got to eat dinner because I can't go to bed on an empty stomach. I brought this with me
It's some ramen I got at the 7-eleven and I have no way to cook it. Let's get some season
If you eat that shit like it's a dry hockey puck jack you could have just gotten like a protein bar man
I mean
Don't have the teeth.
Awesome.
Very dry.
I should have brought water.
And secondly, entertainment.
Didn't bring water for the night.
Didn't bring water.
Jack just popped on the ghillie suit and called the Uber.
Got in the car.
I usually have gloves.
No service out here.
But if you know me personally, we know there's one thing
I'm absolutely obsessed with Pokemon.
This is a Korean pack of prismatic evolutions.
Let's see if we can get that board.
There's no template survival necessity here, Jack.
We're gonna sleep on the border when it's freezing outside.
We gotta bring the prismatic evolutions fucking packed.
Yeah, that's really gonna, we're gonna hit big here.
Korean luck and pull a certain sick card on a Goldene.
That's probably worth like five cents, but that's a cool card.
Oh, okay, that's pretty sick.
We got a Groudon Hollow.
I know I'm a nerd.
It's okay.
I guess there's only one more thing left to do.
Get ready for bed.
Why are my mods polling if you like plain cornflakes?
Yo, I'm gonna have to take plain Cheerios.
So good.
Don't need sugar.
Don't even need like good. I could eat those dry.
They got like a weird tang to them.
Alright guys, I'm ready for good.
I still think Honey Nut Cheerios are better than plain.
But I do like playing Cheerios, and I do like playing corn flakes
Frosted flakes are just corn flakes with fucking sugar on them, but I do like corn flakes
I'm also a big fan of raisin bran. I
Love raisin bran. I think raisin bran tastes so fucking good
And it's like it makes me feel like I don't really sugary
But it feels better because it's like from raisins and like more natural shit
degrees outside. My nose hurts. My hands are on fire. It has been the longest day of my life
and one of the craziest. My goal since I've got here has been to sleep so close to North Korea
that I can see it. And so far we haven't really seen it. So I'm hoping and I'm praying
tomorrow morning when that sun rises we can get an actual view at North Korea. I'm gonna
I'm gonna attempt to get some sleep
and I'll see you guys in the morning.
I think I just heard
something suspicious.
Fucking hell!
There's still
freezing cold weather
and I can't sleep for the life of me.
It's 6.36 with 7.
Still hasn't laid.
I love these vlog clips, but Jack had to wake up, set up the camera, press record, lay
back down, put the ghillie suit back over his head, and then fake wake up again.
Like every vlog, they have like any scene where they're walking towards the camera,
They walk where it is, set it up, walk back, and then do it again.
You ruin the magic. I mean, it's film.
Um, guys...
That is North Korea.
That's action, I think.
Look at that. Look at that land right there.
We did it.
Oh my gosh.
That right there is a military outpost.
And that is the border.
You can take that.
This freaking poopy stinky idiot.
Okay, I actually got to get down.
I took a moment to get one last good look at this view
and really take it all in.
After packing up my things, I looked back and felt accomplished.
But there was one lingo-
On video it's like, it's a little dampened, but like, from doing- I mean I've never been
in North Korea, but from doing vlogs and filming shit, it's like, that probably did
feel surreal, you know?
To actually be in South Korea and see North Korea with your own fucking eyes.
thought I just couldn't shake. Who's next on my list?
Photoservice from Kim Jong-un enjoying a stay on Epstein's Island. Kim Jong-un says he was one of my best friends.
Wow. That one's not going to get taken down either. All the other ones probably aren't.
That's probably still up, because this is just in the woods.
Nobody's going to fucking nobody's gonna look at that shit. Oh my god
Wow, whenever somebody eventually finds that they're gonna be so confused
Do you think like the average South Korean knows who Jeffrey Epstein is I?
Don't know I
Feel like I feel like he is he's
The news with him has transcended the United States, but I feel like it's primarily like I
I don't know. For my UK and Australian viewers that watch me or just anybody that's not from the US is like Jeffrey Epstein on the news for you.
Like he's all over the news now with like what's happening and like the leaks really because I feel like it's all like US government shit where they're like going over the files and stuff.
But yeah, I would assume it's all in Europe.
I feel like Asia, though, probably not.
Like, how much they cover about it is probably a lot less.
Who knows?
All right, well, that was a good video.
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You can use kabar on anything, though.
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Get the tubs.
I use the tubs here and there, but on stream,
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Uh, a thousand ants versus natural disasters.
I think this is...
Yeah, it's a Tara Green video.
Alright, thousand ants versus natural disasters.
This will be fucking interesting.
Ants are known for their insane ability to work together to accomplish impossible tasks.
So I was wondering what would happen if I put my-
It's weird how they work like a hive mind.
Like, they don't really...
It's not that they don't care,
but like ants will die for the betterment of their like hive or community without hesitation.
And obviously like they're not as conscious as us, you know, to even question that, but
the way that a lot of like insects function, yeah, they're colony, like they'll just die,
no problem, like bees especially, like bro, you'll, you'll, you're effectively suicide
bombing an animal
To protect your colony and all they go is ow
Like imagine being a bee
You're like oh this person's approaching us
I'm now going to kill myself to stop them and all you do all your efforts
Just cause them to go
And then keep doing what they're doing
was thousand and colony up against natural disaster answer Matt impressive
though they can yeah they can do the I mean it showed it right there they can
build like chain lengths to like scale stuff they actually be able to stop and
survive them by working together well that's exactly why I gathered up one
thousand and I have these bro and count those you think he counted them out or
It's just a rough thousand
as cool as natural disasters plan starting with
Starting with a tsunami
Bro just starts peeing on him. It's the most iconic an earthquake. Yep, and I went out and bought you gonna simulate an earthquake
Realistic, I feel like that's not gonna hurt them at all an earthquake earthquake simulating platform
That if I go and press this button or whatever on top starts to shake so much which re-creates a real earthquake
But what I'll actually be putting on here is this 2D ant nest and filling it up.
Oh, and the ant nest is gonna collapse because of the earthquake.
With the 1000 ants, of course.
Basically, these ants will-
What do you think that shit would taste like if you just ate a mouthful of those motherfuckers?
I've eaten a lot of bugs for videos.
I feel like it'd be- I've usually eaten dead, dry ones, though.
I figured it'd be a little hard, but also like they would pop like gushers.
They'd probably taste like dirt.
These ants would dig out tunnels along the glass like my last ant video,
but throughout that process the earthquake machine will lightly go off to gently collapse the tunnels
while the ants are digging. That way I can show you how ants evolved to survive earthquakes
in the wild and if they pass they move on to be more and more interesting than that.
If they pass, so we're taking the survivors and bringing them,
dude, we're running them through the gauntlet.
Start with 1,000 ants, you're going to end with like six.
What is this one?
Acid?
Sisters.
Now, as you compare acid rain, Jesus Christ.
Probably imagine a dance we said no time to get to work.
Ants are so tiny.
And while a single ant would basically
be able to make no progress whatsoever,
when you have a 1,000 ants, things
are done at an insanely rapid pace.
The workers started taking up grains of sand along the glass, so each tunnel could be full.
Yo, they actually hold them in their paws though, bruh. He had like, eight grains.
It's so cool to see time and footage of these tunnels being made,
because they literally dug out this entire amount of sand in only, like, six hours.
So I'm wondering what's gonna happen to these tunnels when I turn on this earthquake machine.
Now, I started by turning it on the least powerful setting.
Okay, it's shaking super slowly.
Now, it's my goal to make sure not a single ant is harmed in this video.
I just want to show you how insanely smart they are and how they will overcome all these disasters again.
Surely some of them die.
You have a thousand ants, you're going to be putting them through five natural disasters.
You know why.
But even this very light shaking was definitely felt amongst the colony.
The workers along the top area immediately knew something was off,
and they started frantic thinking they could get nauseous.
We were running around as you can see,
and when we take a look down under the nest where all the tunnels are,
you could see those ants were acting similarly.
Ants know during earthquakes their tunnels have the chance to collapse,
so all of them were being extremely careful.
Very interestingly enough in this room here,
many of the ants were gathering up on the walls of the room to have an extra-
No way! They're holding up the fucking walls!
Just a layer of support so it wouldn't collapse.
But of course, when an earthquake happens in the wild,
part of the nest is bound to collapse so it wasn't long until this happened. A bit of the sand here
started to fall completely blocking off this tunnel. I immediately turned off the machine to make sure
the ants wouldn't be too stressed out while they had to commence a rescue mission. Because as you
can see, while most of the ants were- Yo, that one is dead as fuck. It just fell on top of him.
Wouldn't he be suffocating? Able to squeeze out like this guy here, at least one ant was
partially trapped in this collapsed tunnel. But amazingly, it looked as though one of the
the ants was already picking up some of the sand
from the collapse portion to clear it out.
And yeah, literally so quickly,
the ants excavated the entire collapse tunnel,
enough to where it was a perfectly functional area.
Question.
The, I know, we looked this up,
where like the queen ant or queen bee
in like colonies and hives,
they feed, one is chosen, they feed them royal jelly,
blah, blah, blah, they grow to become the queen,
and then that's the one that lays eggs, and you know,
Do they fuck?
Or is it like a salmon type situation
where they lay eggs and then fertilize them?
Because if the queen ants,
how does the queen ant choose who does it?
Bang it.
Yeah, let me edge it.
Do ants have sex?
Yes, ants have sex.
But it's highly specialized one-time event for reproduction.
Winged Virgin ants and winged males leave their nests
for a new pothiled flight to mate in the air.
After, well, these are winged ants.
After mating, the male dies and the queen stores the sperm,
the fertilized eggs for her entire life.
What's with that?
Okay?
What's with that?
What's with, you know, praying mantises,
eating the male and the male just dying
or like, or like the salmon, like they, like they just on the eggs and then they die, like, yeah,
somebody said not in bus. Honestly, yeah. Like they just immediately die after, every time.
Do you think it's like a good last minute for them? You know, like they're exhausted, but it's like
Like, is it like a bad experience?
Like they're going out, you know, peaking.
Oh, wow.
Is this real?
No.
Walk through again and funnily enough some of the ants even start to walk in and slowly dig out the area where the sand had
Just collapsed from to make a new tunnel there. Wow the ants just completed this natural disaster
They are so smart the natural disasters are the next natural disaster is if fire
So I'm gonna douse them in gasoline and see what happens
All right, it's it's earthquake
tornado or wind
Flood snow that has to be acid. Where's that heat?
We're designed to get more interesting as the video goes on, so next up, we got a sandstorm.
Yes, antsy, you heard that right, and this will be taking place in the separate feather enclosure.
Yes, we need to have a separate tank, so that way I can make this sand blow around like crazy to replicate a real sandstorm.
And along with this blow dryer, I've also got all these bands that clamped to the walls,
and I can just set up to constantly blow the ants back.
So the ants will be able to cause this disaster, they're gonna have to do something like grab on to each other's bodies or something
to be able to push past this intense wind and if you know they can't die from that type like can't
ants physically not die from fall damage because they're so light they're so light that if they
hit the ground eat they're not going quick enough to hurt them they can make it to this canyon climb
up it and make it to the peregrine leaf ball then they're gonna get a ton of seeds which is their
favorite food all right let me just hook up this tubing like so and the ants should start
See like can we have some youtubers do some like can we give like ants cocaine and see what happens like is that is that immoral?
Like what because I'm just saying like I feel like they would be a lot more
You know amped up like they've done that we've done that that's a real experiment. We've given ants cocaine. I
Bet they probably make weird ass hives
Oh man, let's go.
Oh my god, I saw that with bees.
How bees make hives on different drugs.
Or no spiders.
No spiders.
How spiders weave webs on different drugs.
And on MDMA it's like just one string or something.
How spiders weave webs on drugs.
Hey everyone.
Today I'm diving into the faci- they were initially trying to change the time just surprising,
they were downright fascinating.
So what did they do?
Well, each of Mescaline, Strychnine, LSD, and Caffeine, each of these drugs has a unique
effect on the human brain, so the scientists were curious to see how they would impact
the spider's web building skills.
They weren't just looking at when the spiders built their wild.
The webs varied dramatically depending on the substance the spiders were exposed to.
Let's start with caffeine.
When given low doses, the spiders spun small-
Wow!
LSD speed marijuana caffeine normal.
So marijuana is the closest to normal.
Caffeine they're like full tweaken.
They're making like non-web formations.
LSD it's just like long strands.
For webs with uneven radii.
It was as if the caffeine made them jittery and unable to maintain their usual precision.
But when the dose was increased, the webs got even smaller and the designs became super
irregular.
The higher the dose, the more chaotic the web.
Oh my god, I hate looking at spider webs, bro.
Oh, walking into a spider web sucks.
That's like day ruining, dude, when you're like, ugh, and you're trying to like pull
it off of you because you can't see it but you feel it and you're like and then
you're nervous now there's a spider on you oh I hate that shit
yep and this tubing is set up so once an ant enters the disaster they can't get
out that way we'll progressively get to see more and more teamwork as time
goes on now immediately you could see these first ants just kind of thought
this was a normal desert as they were walking through it but quickly I
brought out my mini sandstorm fan and I started at the below immediately the
Ants started to feel the wind pressure pushing them back and were suddenly not able to walk forward.
Some even lost a grip and got pushed back a bit.
And as more ants entered the desert, you could tell the sandstorm was keeping them all stuck to the left side of this enclosure.
First thing in the sandstorm, bro, you're putting a hairdryer.
I feel like we need like a high, a high fucking velocity fan.
Yo, this whole mini fan is fire for replicating a sandstorm.
No, this is where it gets interesting.
Cause now that they know a sandstorm is brewing, how are they gonna figure out how to get to these seeds?
Well, let's see.
While most ants keep trying to just walk forward and getting blown back,
interestingly enough, many of the ants were gathering up in this back area here, near the sticks.
And many of them were actually starting to climb onto the sticks.
See, they're fucking taking cover.
See, the fan doesn't really blow ants back if they're walking on sticks,
since there's just so much of a better grip on there.
But yeah, the second they climb off and stand on the sand again,
they'll get blown back, as you can see.
But the ants were starting to learn that they needed to stay on the sticks.
So many started to gather up and march towards the right side where all the seeds were located.
In fact, this ant was making it dangerous to close to the seeds and using the stick method.
And while he was able to make it to the little rock canyon and almost was there to the seeds.
Oh my gosh, this ant fighting right now is a beast.
I am blowing this fan max speed on him and he is just stuck to this rock.
And as I let my guard down for literally one second,
This dude had made a dash for the seeds, literally running straight towards it, and well, he made it in.
He looked so happy to have gotten those seeds.
He was just dancing around in there.
Yo, this ant is crazy!
I didn't even have time to blow him back when he got up into this area.
Since the ants passed a disaster, I gathered them all up and put them back into-
Pass the disaster!
One fucking ant made it!
What do you mean?
They didn't pass shit!
There was like 12 of them,
And they all fight, you were just blowing the fan on them,
and then one of them makes it,
and we go, oh, that's a pass.
One.
And I give them the truth prize,
which of course they start to kick down
into the nest over the next five minutes.
But ants, I'm not gonna lie,
this natural disaster was kind of easy to pass,
but we really want to learn about how ants survive.
Well, we got to go to our third natural disaster
about blood.
Yup, and as you can see,
yo, I used to pee on ant hills all the time
when I was a kid, bro.
I've said this before that shit was actually like target acquired
When when I bro when I was a kid I'd be at like t-ball practice or some shit
And I'd be like I gotta go pee run into the woods. I'd see an ant hill. Oh my god
I was just piece right where the hole was just right in it
Yeah, I'd go another custom tank rounding them where the flood is going to be getting simulated. I know there's no water
Yeah, but you're a weirdo. Okay. Ask any guy
when they were a kid they peed in ant hills and I'm I'm certain of that I'm
certain that 94% of men peed on ant hills when they were a kid you'll see how
quickly that changes for now certain all you gotta know is if the ants make it
all the way to the sleep ball they'll once again get rewarded with tons of more
seeds your Dahmer no Jeffrey Dahmer would skin and separate animal parts I
I think peeing on an antail is a little bit different than decapitating a squirrel and messing with its organs.
I don't think they're the same at all.
These ants have no idea what's about to hit on my head. Let's connect this to you, Bane.
So these guys can start walking in.
Quickly, the ants started to make their way in.
But before the ants had any time at all to take in the surroundings, I had to activate the flood.
So to make the flood.
Just you. Did you pee on ants?
This is a question mainly for guys.
But, you know, if you don't, I'm just saying I don't want to have this bias
because I'm assuming most of them are probably going to say no
because most guys are peeing outside.
Oh, wow! 70% of chatters are saying yes.
70% of chatter saying they peed on ants.
So...
What happened?
I got to go down here to this little bucket, plug it in, and then...
It was weird.
I had, like, a vendetta for ants when I was a kid.
I didn't like ants.
really liked roly-pollies. I would never hurt roly-pollies. Them and centipedes. I would
search for roly-pollies under rocks and I would never kill them but I would put them
in like a fake arena. Not have them, you know, fight to the death or anything. But
I would just like watch them for like 10 minutes and then I'd put them back. Centipedes
were sick though dude no the only other bug that I hated more oh what are they
called they have they're like a stick and they have two prongs and two prongs
what are they called they're like a stick and it's like this and then like that
it's not a mantis they're they walk they're not a stick bug they pinch you I
I think they're literally called like pincherbug
These fuckers oh my god, I will kill these fuckers to this day to this day if if I see one of these
ma'am ma'am
Dead because they just bite this shit out of you
Oh, they're called earwig?
I didn't know that.
I always call them pincher bug.
Pinchers.
They have a little pincher on them.
They're mean, they're mean little fuckers.
They always bite you.
And then out the end of this tube, oh yes water, oh shoot water's coming out, okay I just got to carefully, oh smooth that open air, oh okay, there we go.
Similar to real life, what will block off paths for ants while they're trying to travel, so this is exactly what that recreates.
And the ants are going to have to find a way to pass these gaps using the objects I provided for them.
As you can tell, the ants in here immediately were a little confused on what to do.
Many were gathering up near the water edge inspecting what the heck just happened.
Some even fell into the water, so don't worry.
Any ant that falls in, I'll be rescuing and bringing back to the start so no ants get hurt.
But also, many of the ants were actually sorting-
Oh no, I have killed ants recently.
Remember when I had an ant problem in this room?
Yeah, no, I did kill ants recently.
Okay, here's the take that I had.
If they're in your apartment, they're trespassing.
Dead.
Outside, I'm not gonna kill them.
Gathering around the objects I had placed in.
And as I left my camera recording,
I was extremely amazed by what I saw happen out of nowhere this feather started to slide
You know a bug what's like a bug that you always see inside but never outside
I feel like there's so many bugs that you see inside, but it also depends on region that you're in
Yeah, like house flies
Where do you see a house fly? I've never seen a I I've seen horse flies outside never see a house fly outside
fruit flies as well no fruit flies you see outside I've seen fruit flies outside
stink bugs lightly moved and as I kept watching it slowly started nudging
around cockroach yeah but I chat I I've never had a cockroach problem more and
more there must have been an ant underneath and this ant was genuinely
moving the feather closer and closer to the water until literally like magic it
was moved almost entirely in and ants crawled out right from underneath as
as soon as that happened. Dang, this guy must have been helping move it.
Yo, these ants are absolutely insane. I don't know what ants just moved this feather into the water, but...
Dang, let's just see what they do.
We didn't get the... We didn't get the... We didn't get the feather.
So, we jump cut from them moving it? Bro, there's no way. There's...
There's no way they, I know ants are smart.
I'm like, that's a perfect bridge.
These ants are absolutely insane.
I don't know what it just moved the feather into the water,
but let's just see what they do.
It took a couple of minutes,
but eventually a couple more of the work here
started to step onto the feather
and started to walk across it.
Of course, make it to our second platform.
Now, unfortunately, that's gotta do the same exact thing here.
Sorry guys, I know you already did it once.
But to my surprise,
The ants literally wasted no time.
Start gathering around these feathers
and directly in the area under them.
While it took a couple hours,
eventually my camera fucked this same exact thing happen.
The feather slowly inched towards the wall.
Was I wrong?
I'm so sorry they actually moved the feather, no way.
They moved the feather to use it as a bridge.
But until well, it had made a bridge across almost.
Let's-
What?
Go ants.
And I did help them a little bit by just moving.
Well, yeah, because it would just fall into the water.
The feather of this platform,
but for the most part, they actually were moving close.
Yep, it didn't take long till after.
Yeah, I think they're,
I think if he didn't help them, they would still do it.
It would just take them forever, you know?
First workers stepped onto the final platform
and climbed up into the leaf dish to claim their seeds.
All right, well done, little ant.
And here is your guys' reward.
Oh, guys, if you want even better food, you're gonna complete this next natural disaster, which is a blizzard.
And guys, this is gonna be happening in your nest, be prepared.
Yup, this blizzard will be taking place inside of the ant nest, so we could study how ants handle the cold in the wild.
Now, obviously, I can't just go and dump a ton of snow on them. That would totally just freeze them all.
Instead, I've actually-
Why not?
I feel like that's a snowstorm while they know it's getting colder.
Yeah, reduce temperature in the room for 30 minutes, they'll go in their hole, and then you fucking pour a bunch of ice on them.
We got some ice cubes, which I'm gonna go and just plop on the top of the ice, and uh, put it chopped up.
Which as you can see, this makes a nice little makeshift snow that on my laser thermometer is approximately negative Celsius degrees.
I started by sprinkling a super tiny amount of this ice on the ant nest to see how they'd initially react.
And interestingly, well, not even a single ant carried at all.
Yeah, this ice just melted completely into the sand.
Since the ants weren't affected by that,
I decided to up the amount of ice I put in,
which should give us a reaction to how ants handled the cold in the wild.
And this time, the ants were actually a bit more interested in the ice,
with some of them even crawling on top of them.
But the most fascinating thing I had noticed
was how much the ants had started to slow down their movement since the start.
Thankfully, all the ants are doing just fine still,
but if you look very closely,
These ants for the most part have slowed down so much.
I mean, look at how slowly some of them are moving.
Yup, this is one of the ants' special abilities.
Because in the winter, when it starts to snow and to-
Yeah, I always wonder what they do.
Like, it's not hibernation per se,
but they have to stay underground
for the whole winter, basically.
The creature drops drastically.
The ants are basically biologically built
to start moving slower.
That way, they can conserve as much energy as possible
and go hide deeper underground.
In the wild, they would dig even deeper and all the ants would relocate to under the net.
So I don't want to put any ants at risk, so I'm gonna very carefully take out all the pieces of ice
so this place will warm up back up to the proper temperature.
And once the tank was warm enough-
Those ants were dead as shits!
Back up, I'd say the ants-
The ants had you have died!
There's no way!
...are now ready for their final natural disaster, which this time is a zombie apocalypse.
And I-
What the fuck does that even mean?
What do you- what does that even mean?
What do you mean a zombie apocalypse?
Are you gonna put another breed of an in there?
I'm gonna lie, this is probably-
I thought this was gonna be like acid rain.
Be the most interesting to watch.
Fun guy?
Because I've got three different types of insects.
That, in a way, is going to represent a zombie apocalypse.
Now our first insight, pray, is well, a zombie grasshoppers.
Yes, these are grasshoppers that Petco sells that are literally like half decomposing
and meant for feeding animals.
And I'll be bringing them back to life
and moving it in front of the ants to see what they're doing.
Did they make the ants swar-
There's even more.
I'm gonna dip some of it in this brown sugar water.
Yeah, it's gonna make it super tasty.
Why don't you just put an actual, like, scorpion in there?
My God.
Why are we putting a dead-
We're putting a dead grasshopper in-
in- in fucking moving it like a muppet?
Without further ado, let's get this in here.
Now, immediately after dipping this in the nest, I started to do a really good, accurate job of moving this around to act like it was alive.
And I think the ants were falling for it, because you can see they quickly started to climb all over it.
And if you also look closely, the ants were actually growing onto this thing with-
UGH! UGH!
They were insanely strong mandibles, and they were injecting their venomous stingers into it.
Um, which is kinda unnecessary. This thing is already long gone.
But I guess I'm just doing such a good job moving it around that they think it's actually a real zombie grasshopper.
Okay, you guys are doing a good job attacking this.
I'm just gonna leave that in there for you while I get this second insect ready.
And yeah, they start to absolutely devour this grasshopper.
I don't see an alive bug. Fight these ants.
But anyways, our second insight food is this.
They're called Wax Worms, and they're a staple food for ants because-
ROOOOOOH.
It's how squishy they are.
But yeah, they just look so weird.
So that's why I'm putting them in the zombie apocalypse section of the video.
Let's go ahead and ask you guys in.
I decided to put this first wax worm on top of where all the ants were still located around that grasshopper.
And while the ants almost instantly recognized the prey, and amazingly, they knew exactly what to do.
They took this dude straight down into the tunnel so-
OH LIFE!
They're gonna torcure him down there.
Stumbleware, it wouldn't even stand a chance to fight back.
Oh my gosh, that looks like the rainstorm.
Oh no.
Now this worm is literally nowhere-
But you can kill him.
It's too big to be seen.
It's probably in the tunnel system.
Dang, that's actually kind of impressive, Ant.
So I dropped the other two wax rooms inside,
and once again, one of them instantly got pulled down
into the tunnel system that you're eating,
and this one started to get sworn.
After the ants had a good grasp of it,
they literally brought it over to these hills in the back,
which eventually the worm was then brought down
one of the holes on that hill.
It's so cool, because if you guys didn't even realize
the ants have turned these hills at the back,
it's you an extra place for more tunnels on the back,
We can literally see the worm down under these tunnels as the ants get their protein from eating.
Fighting for it's life!
Wow, amazing job ants!
And our final zombie apocalypse food is um, a flightless fruit fly.
But I'm gonna be dumping so many on the ants so it's like a proper zombie apocalypse movie
with how many zombies there are even though uh, you know, these aren't zombies.
Yeah, these are flightless fruit flies and if you didn't already know what they are,
well, they're flies that can't fly.
So it's so funny to me to say this in videos.
So stupid, so fucking stupid.
Why do they exist?
They're fly, but they can't fly.
Why are they called flies?
Because seriously, like, I heard you fly,
that can't fly, come on.
Exactly, exactly.
And that's getting a like.
Yup.
Okay, anyways, I got about 100 of these flies,
as you can see.
So, let's dump this zombie apocalypse on them.
They're like half the size of the ant.
They're cooked.
Look at these ants.
Now, as you probably imagine,
The dumbness much prey on the ants activates their predator instincts a lot.
Cause instantly so many of the ants started to become way more frantic.
They started to run around like crazy to try and catch these little flies.
Now I mean it's pretty obvious the ants aren't gonna struggle with eating these flies
because they're literally so much smaller.
And quickly I started to notice lots of the ants with these little flies in their mandibles.
Yeah, I bet these are tasty.
Well ants, you literally survived floods, earthquakes and so much more.
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Evil human experiments that actually happened.
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Let's see, I knew that I was breaking,
You know, every moral ethical legal law in the books to do these experiments.
The most.
Yeah, it was the I feel like the the big three are World War Two Germany, World War Two, Japan.
And then like 1990 to 2008 CIA did like the worst experiments on people.
The air.
the Stanford Prison Experiment.
I would not say the Stanford Prison Experiment
is on par with like the CIA literally just drugging people
and seeing like the limits of the human body
with like the torture program.
Like, yeah, I think the Stanford Prison Experiment
wasn't actually meant to like be that bad from the start.
And it did get bad, but not to the extent of like,
Yeah, Nazi doctors, literally like trying to like
see if the brains of twins could be switched
or whatever weird shit they did.
You know, giving people like just deadly diseases
and seeing how they'd survive.
See an aspect of the whole story.
The CIA thought Alcy was such a powerful jogger
to be used for mind control.
They thought there was a,
there was a time where the CIA was working on like
what a so-called truth serum would be.
And so they would, two American citizens,
they, John Kiriakou talks about this,
and I love watching his clips,
but he said they would go around and pick up guys
that were trying to get like prostitutes in like San Fran
and then they would drug them.
They would like bring them to this area, drug them
and then try and get them to like tell them
their darkest secrets or something.
I'm like, imagine being a regular guy,
well, not regular guy or picking up a prostitute,
Still, imagine being a guy in San Fran,
you're like thinking you're gonna get laid,
paying 100 bucks to some lady,
and then you get fucking dosed with high levels of acid
and just interrogated to see what you would spill.
Like, oh my God.
And they would put hummus up their ass?
Yeah, they would do that.
Dory, was that the final results
for this cool test were not even noteworthy?
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We must continue.
Today, experiments have strict rules to protect people.
But that wasn't always the case.
In the past, researchers experimented on people
without considering the consequences.
And the damage often lasted a lifetime.
In this video, we'll explore evil human experiments that...
Well, and then the most fucked shit, too, is they do all that,
and it's so fucked up.
And they're doing it for research.
And then to hide it, they fucking got rid of like 90% of the, you know, papers on a lot of the shit they did.
So all of it was for nothing, right?
I'm not saying it was justified at all, but like, you already did it.
You might as well keep the information you gathered, but they destroyed it because they didn't want to get in trouble.
So it's like all right. Well now we just we just did that for actually no reason actually happened starting with the
Unsettling cases and ending with the most horrifying unit 731
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MKUltra.
For years, the MKUltra experiment
sounded like a made-up story.
Many believed it was simply too cruel to be real.
But in 1973, the truth came out.
Declassified CIA files confirmed
that MKUltra actually happened,
and it involved illegal human experiments.
It was the most secret program ever conducted
by the CIA in the United States.
But the worst part was not how extreme the experiments were.
It was that people were forced to take part in it.
MKUltra officially began in 1953.
At that time, the CIA believed other countries
were developing brainwashing and mind control techniques.
But there was no evidence to confirm this.
The agency didn't want to fall behind.
So they launched MKUltra.
The goal was clear.
Find ways to erase the memory and then control the mind.
Can we actually like control a person?
And how do you even start doing that?
Like it's like on some serial killer level shit.
Like trying to actually drug people
and just test different substances
that are going to like permanently fuck people up.
His personality, can we make them behave in certain ways,
make them do something?
MKUltra quickly grew into a massive operation.
It included more than 150 separate projects.
He's probably-
I literally what Jeffrey Dahmer is doing actually though.
When did Jeffrey Dahmer do all that stuff though?
I think it was after MKUltra, if it started in the 50s.
Jeffrey Dahmer's serial killer in what?
Like the 70s or the 80s?
Projects took place in universities, hospitals,
and even in public.
And some of the methods were so inappropriate
that keeping this a secret became necessary.
The CIA knew that it was breaking every moral, ethical,
and legal law in the books to do these experiments.
One of the CIA's main tools was mind-altering drugs.
Researchers wanted to know whether dosing people made them easier to control
Yeah, what was that one story I think they did it to a town in like France or some shit
Where they like drugged the bread and the whole town lost it
Where did this CIA drug the bread?
Yeah, Pot Saint Esprit France. In August of 1951, the CIA drugged 250 people with like
they drugged the food causing hallucinations and seven deaths. Theories suggesting CIA involvement
It was definitely a CIA, it was 100%
Oh my god
Experimented upon
That's secretly dosing people sometimes ended in disaster
Frank Olson's story is a perfect example
Olson was a scientist working with US intelligence
In 1953 he attended a meeting with colleagues
During that meeting, the CIA spiked Olson's drink with a truth serum.
He had no idea.
Agents stood nearby and watched how it affected him.
When the substance took effect, Olson became emotionally unstable.
A witness described him as-
I don't want to say that you would know.
I know this is like the 50s, too, and people didn't have as much knowledge on like what
being under like a hallucinogenic substance would feel like, but like,
Outside of being like straight up roofied and like given roof and all where you like actually like start to lose consciousness and memory
If you're if I'm sober and you give me a glass of water with acid in it
I'm gonna know that I'm tripping. Okay
Like it's not gonna be a truth serum because I'm gonna be like wow I feel really fucking weird now
You drugged me
You're not gonna know what you're on but you're gonna be like I'm not
I'm definitely not sober.
Disoriented.
The effect lasted for days.
One week later, Olson was staying at a hotel.
He suddenly woke up in the middle of the night
and ran around the room in his underwear.
Then he fell from a hotel window.
He didn't survive.
But Olson wasn't the only victim of MKUltra.
Many MKUltra experiments took place in hospitals
and psych wards.
However, some of the most damaging experiments
occurred at the Allen Memorial Institute
in Montreal, Canada.
The patients were already vulnerable
Instead of receiving proper care, they were treated like guinea pigs.
MK Ultra Doctors wanted to learn how to erase memories.
And he thought that if you could bring a person back down to a blank slate,
remove all the environmental inputs that have been put into them,
and then you can build them back up in your image into whatever you want them to be.
The methods used were to...
Yeah, but I feel like that's not even like fees, not only not feasibly possible.
Like, how would you, if you were to mind wipe,
like a 35 year old man, how are you going?
What are you erasing?
How are you targeting specific memories?
Because are you mind wiping everything they've ever known?
Like, are you fully restarting?
Like, they don't even know how to speak.
Like, what, yeah, I make chunky, I know it's mine,
but I'm saying like, are you removing memories
or are you removing functional capabilities as well?
Because if you're removing just,
are you trying to get rid of like,
okay, what their name is, their childhood, all this,
and then they're gonna be like a blank slate
that still understands what math is in society,
but they don't know where they are or who they are.
Because like that's what you would want, right?
If you were to mind wipe somebody
to try and create them into some weird like sleeper,
you know, agent that you can form to whatever you want,
you would want them to still be functionally capable
in a way that they still understand English
and they still know what math is
and they still know how to drive a car.
They just don't know who they are,
where they are, where they came from,
how they got there.
Yeah, like literally like, yeah, Bucky,
like some shit out of Marvel.
Dream for me to describe,
many patients didn't understand what was happening
that made it nearly impossible for them to refuse.
By the time patients were discharged,
they were seriously affected.
He never came up to say,
he had a blank, blank look in his eye.
He didn't know who we were.
He didn't know we were his daughters.
MK Ultra Experiments also took place in prisons.
Inmates were given substances
and the reactions were closely monitored.
The program continued for nearly 10 years,
and so many of the things they did were illegal.
They were also experimenting with aerosol, LSD.
Like, can we disperse it into a crowd?
Can we- Holy fuck.
Disperse it over a city.
What does it do in water supplies?
And just some insane stuff.
What do you think's gonna happen?
Like, there's people,
when you willingly wanna take LSD,
there's people that have gray traps
and there's people that have bad trips.
But I don't see a world where you ghost somebody with LSD
without their knowledge, and anything good happens.
OK, to put it in perspective, I've taken mushrooms multiple times.
I've tripped, and I've had good trips, and I've had bad trips.
And I'm not advocating for mushroom usage.
I don't think you should do it.
I think there is medicinal purposes, blah, blah, blah.
I'm not going to get into that.
Okay, it's conversation for another day.
Besides that, if you gave me psilocybin
and didn't tell me, I'm guaranteed tweaking, guaranteed.
I'm gonna know that I'm tripping,
but I'm gonna go, what the fuck?
Like, and you're, because you're just gonna be
in such a bad mindset.
1963, the CIA official.
What's LSD?
Acid, LSD created in the,
5040s
Really popular in the 60s a lot of high schoolers used to take acid
Now like none do
What is it like was surgic something I don't know what it actually stands for it's a hallucinogen
Very low dosage. You're not taking like grams. You're taking like micrograms
Yeah, let's surgic acid
But what is what is the D in most sir? What is the D? I don't know
die phthalamine
What does LSD stand for
Yeah, lie surgeon acid diet die phthalomide
But it makes you trip out and it lasts really it lasts longer than suicide and like if you're on weed
You're on THC. You're on an edible. You're high for four six hours
If you're on mushrooms you're probably high six to eight you're gonna ask if you could be high for like 12
15 you're on really high dosage some people like perm a threat, but that's it's on conversation
officially ended MK ultra this was the explanation recorded inside the CIA director's office his office reported the concepts involved in
what's still aside and like um I
Mean you just hallucinate. It's like a lot of people watch videos and it's like
Oh, this is exactly what tripping is like like bro, and then I see some cornball shit, bro
Where they're like dude, I want to take I want to take mushrooms. So bad man. It's like oh you just see cool shit
I'm like yeah, bro, but keep in mind. It's in your fucking eyes, bro
Like it's not like watching a TV screen of shit moving weird shit's just moving weird
You're tripping right
Stuff's warping, you're hearing things, when you close your eyes you're seeing things,
your mind races and it feels like you're not controlling it.
Right?
Like you're at, you're hallucinating, you're taking bug poison effectively.
Manipulating human behavior are found by many people, both with and outside the agency,
to be distasteful and unethical.
After the program ended, the CIA director ordered most MK ultra files destroyed.
The goal was to keep the experiments hidden, but that time failed.
Have you tried dypo hydramine? Isn't that like Benadryl?
What the fuck is that?
Diffen hydramine?
Yeah, bro, I- yo, I also gotta say that's the most degenerative thing ever.
Motherfuckers that take like 20 Benadryl and then see the hat man. That's dying.
That's dying.
No.
Years after it ended, a pro called it by its medical term.
Have you taken Benadryl?
Yeah, I've taken Benadryl, not in high doses.
A reporter found out-
Don't, Kraytem, I've taken Kraytem.
I have a little video on all the fucking things I've done.
About the program and blew the whistle.
In 1974, Seymour Hirsch exposed the MK Alter program
when he wrote about it for the New York Times.
The article caused public outrage.
Soon after, Congress launched an investigation.
The CIA was forced to admit the truth.
During those hearings, the CIA finally admitted that this program existed.
They admitted that it was probably not the right thing to do, but they gained innocence.
By then, most of the records were destroyed.
That meant the full scope of MKUltra would never be known, and victims were left without justice.
Up next is an experiment that intentionally instilled fear in people.
The Landis Facial Expression Experiment.
In 1924, a psychologist, Carney Landis, began a study on human reaction.
I don't think I've ever heard this one. Landis' facial expression experiment?
You wanted to know if everyone makes the same face when they feel the same emotion like we are discussed and so on.
I mean, it was a reasonable question, but in trying to find the answer...
Bro, why is somebody typing, why is it live? Why is it streaming? Why are you calling me it, dick?
So he needs to get you to feel emotions to get a picture of your face.
The first thing he did was-
This doesn't seem that fucked up though on surface level,
just trying to get like what's like a sour face is like,
or like sad or happy.
Like how does this go bad?
Like he starts like hurrying people.
In thick black lines across each volunteer's face,
he said the markings would help track
facial expressions and photos.
Next, he mounted a camera on the wall.
It was positioned to capture everything.
At this point, it still looked like
a normal psychology study,
but things were about to get dark.
Landis wanted to see the face people made
when they felt uncomfortable to trigger that reaction,
he showed volunteers a set of unsettling images.
Then he shows you medical photos
of people with horrendous skin conditions.
The volunteers were clearly distressed
and the camera recorded every reaction.
Next, Landis moved out to fear.
Then he goes behind the curtain
and sets off a firecracker
to capture and film the exact moment of your fright.
He didn't just use firecrackers.
Landis also fired a weapon close to the volunteers.
Once again, his goal was to capture
at the exact moment of their fright.
Then the experiment escalated.
Landis told the volunteers to close their eyes
and stick their hands into a metal bucket.
Inside, they felt something slimy.
The bucket was full of live frogs kicking and squirming.
Landis recorded their expressions, but he wasn't finished.
He instructed them to search the bottom
of the bucket for an object.
So after searching...
Can't they just say, like, are they required to do this?
I feel like at some point a volunteer would be like, no.
like second bro fires a gun off in the room. I'm out through all these frogs for
some time finally the participant found this surprise their hands touched a live
electrical coil an electrical shock ripped through their bodies so the
participants were also getting shocked by that time and that time they were
facial expressions were also recorded still and this and why are we doing
this like what is this bettering in science like what it what is learning
the human facial expressions gaining wasn't satisfied wanted stronger
reactions land is brought out a small mouse oh my god fucking kills it is
like that he ordered each volunteer to end the mouse and if they didn't he
would do it for them in front of them while they watched almost everyone
asked Landis if he was joking it quickly realized he wasn't Landis
wanted to take a photo of their faces as they carried out the act. Many volunteers refused
at first, but Landis pressured them. One by one, most of them gave in. About one-third
it refused to do it themselves, but Landis didn't let them off the hook. Landis did
it himself. He made them watch. The camera clicked again and again. The experiment was
over. Now it was time to assess the results. After triggering all of these emotions,
Landis reviewed the photos and he found no clear pattern. There was no typical
facial expression for any emotion. Fear, disgust, and shock look different from person to person. In fact,
you had to fucking kill a mouse in front of people and electrocute them and shoot a gun near
them to figure that one out. I mean, this guy's an idiot. This guy's, I could have told you that,
I could have told you that from just watching people on a day-to-day basis.
Yeah, what smiling looks like for some people is different for others.
Miling was the most common reaction even during unpleasant experiences.
When Landis published his findings, many people criticized how the volunteers were treated.
The part involving the mouse caused the most outrage.
That's why today the Landis facial expression experiment is remembered for its cruelty, not its science.
Up next is an experiment that had lasting consequences on a child.
The little Albert experiment fear is a survival tool. I'm shocked at how I haven't heard of like I heard of the first one
That was it. Well, the warrants us when danger is near. He's going through some fucking niche experiments. I've never heard of
Albert the little Albert experiment
Fear is a survival tool warrants us when danger is near but for decades psychologists argued about where fear comes from
Are we born with it?
or does the world teach us what to fear?
In 1922, researchers decided to stop debating and find out for themselves.
They wanted to train someone to fear something specific,
even if that thing was harmless.
Before the experiment could begin, they ran into a major issue.
They couldn't use adults.
Adults already have memories and life experiences,
so they know what's scary and what isn't.
The researchers needed someone with no sense of what could be scary.
Ideally, they needed a baby.
The researchers eventually found a baby in the hospital where they worked.
It is weird how, like, young infants don't fear, like, scary masks, because they still don't have a full recognition of what, like, a normal human looks like, and then after a while, right, like, when they're, like, three or four or whatever, like, clown masks and shit are terrifying.
His mother was a nurse because they know it's normal somebody said it's
glitching is the stream glitching chat I think it's fine the same hospital the
baby's real name was never recorded in the study he was called Albert B. Albert
was only nine months old the researchers plan to teach him fear to do
this they used a method called classical conditioning here is the concept if you
pair something harmless with something frightening the brain may link the two
if you repeat that pairing enough times the brain learns a new rule this
This object means a danger.
The researchers decided to test this idea on little Albert.
They began by showing him a white lab rat.
Albert showed no fear.
He tried to touch the rat.
Next, they showed him a rabbit, a dog, and a monkey.
None of the animals frightened him.
First, as you see here, the investigator
has demonstrated that prior to conditioning,
little Albert had no fears of any animals.
At that point, the scientists needed a way to trigger fear.
They struck a steel bar using a hammer.
The noise startled Albert, and he burst into tears.
I mean, but do we really need to do an experiment on Albert
to know this?
I mean, you could just know that through regular dog
conditioning.
If every time you want to, for example,
you bring your, every time you need to take your dog out
when they're a puppy, you ring a bell by the door.
You take your dog out, ring a bell,
take your dog out, ring a bell.
Now the dog associates having to piss or shit with the bell.
So it rings the bell when it has to go poop.
In the same sense, you're gonna link to things.
That's just any animal brain is gonna do that.
Like you didn't need to do this to figure that out.
Now they knew what made him scared.
The researchers showed Albert-
Yeah, Pablo of Dogs already proved that.
That's what I'm saying, but like,
why are we doing this then?
Why are we now showing the kid a rat
and fucking striking a drum or a bar or something
to scare him?
The rat again.
He smiled and reached for it just like before.
At that exact moment, they made the loud noise again.
In the conditioning phase of the study,
which was not filmed.
The investigators struck a steel bar with a hammer
whenever Albert reached for a rat.
Albert heard the noise and cried.
To strengthen the connection, they repeated the process.
After several rounds, the scientists
finally got the result they wanted.
Albert didn't need to hear the noise anymore.
Seeing the rat alone made him cry.
The investigators believed that the child's reaction
during this trial demonstrated his newly acquired
fear of white rat.
They successfully taught a baby to fear something specific, but the experiment wasn't over yet.
The researchers wanted to see if Albert's fear would transfer to similar objects.
So they placed a rabbit in front of Albert.
It was white and furry, just like the rat.
Albert cried.
Next, they brought in a dog and a monkey.
He cried again.
It seemed Albert was scared of anything soft, white, or furry.
They even showed him a Santa Claus beard, and he burst into tears.
The researchers planned to remove the fear later, but they never got the chance.
mother suddenly left the hospital with her child. Maybe she realized something was wrong.
No one knows for sure. What we do know is this. Albert never received treatment to reverse the
fear. For decades, Albert's identity remained a mystery. Researchers only knew he was born around
1919. Finally, in 2014, investigators believed that they finally identified him. They concluded
that he was a man named Albert Barger. They wanted to interview him, but they couldn't.
Albert already passed away at the age of 87. Instead, they spoke with his family. They described Albert as gentle and calm,
but there was something strange about him. Albert couldn't stand being around animals.
It was so bad that family members had to keep their dogs in a separate room only visited. If Albert Barger was-
Wow, they really, after one day of doing this, or like two days of doing this, it like, permanently
fucked him up.
Really, Little Albert, it's possible that the fear from the experiment never faded.
The Little Albert experiment showed that fear can be learned through classical conditioning,
with the fact that they used-
Do you think there's any way that could have been reversed, though?
Like, through, like, I-I think what they would have had to do
was, like, the mom would have had to, like, slowly, immediately try to reintroduce animals.
Like, if she just left and then went on about her day and kept raising her kid-
Yeah, like an exposure therapy, but like immediately.
The baby was just wrong.
This next case answered the question,
how easily can you make a good person do bad things?
The Milgram shock experiment.
Most people believe-
I heard of this one.
They are good.
In the early 1960s, psychologist Stanley Milgram
decided to test that belief.
Stanley Milgram was interested in the psychology of obedience.
Milgram designed an experiment
to answer one dark question.
Can a good person be pressured into doing something evil simply because their leader or boss orders them to?
Milgram's question was inspired by the events of World War II.
After the war, many people involved in horrific crimes were put on trial.
Almost all of them gave the same excuse.
They were just following orders.
As a psychologist, Milgram found this blind obedience deeply troubling.
Wanted to know if ordinary Americans could also be pressured to hurt others.
We decided to see how subjects would react when a researcher pushed them to do things
that went against their morals.
The first step was selecting volunteers.
But they didn't actually shock people in this experiment, didn't they?
Like you could say psychologically this is fucked up, but they didn't actually make
people shock somebody else.
They would press the button and then somebody would fake stream in the back and be like
ah!
And then they'd do a hundred volts, ah!
They'd fucking yell and then eventually like if it got to a high point like
they wouldn't respond or something.
Years from his experiment he put out an ad offering four dollars for one hour of their time
But Milgram turned away anyone with a violent what year?
In history or criminal record you wanted everyday people who knew right from wrong once the volunteers were selected at the experiment began
Milgram conducted the study at Yale you four dollars. What year was this?
Four dollars it was after World War two so it's like at least it's probably the 50s. That's the 70s
When was the Milgram experiment?
1961. $4 in 1961 today.
$43.
University.
But he lied to the volunteers about the purpose of the experiment.
Volunteers were told they were taking part in scientific research to improve memory.
Each volunteer sat at a desk with a machine in front of them.
That machine delivers a shock, wires connected the machine to a chair in the next room.
Each volunteer watched as another man was strapped into the chair, electrodes were attached to his body.
Then a barrier was placed between them.
From that moment on, the volunteer could not see the person in the electric chair.
The instructions were straightforward, the volunteer would ask a question.
The man in the chair would answer.
If the answer was wrong, the volunteer pressed a switch and delivered an electric shock.
You're going to read these words out and see if he can remember them.
And if he gets it wrong, you hit this button and deliver a shock.
The shocks weren't all the same.
He was told to increase the voltage with each wrong answer.
That was the task.
Press the button and shock another person for making a mistake.
Mogrem wanted to see how far volunteers would go before they refused.
Cloud, horse, rock, house.
Answer, wrong.
Each shock triggered a reaction from the man in the chair.
Antic.
Long.
150 volts.
However, 150 volts, what did that fucking kill you?
How many volts?
How many volts kills someone?
of 50 vaults is considered dangerous.
There was one more thing the volunteer didn't know.
The man in the chair was an actor.
He wasn't actually being shocked.
His reactions were fake.
As the experiment continued, the actor yelled to stop.
Experiment was natural.
Get me out of here.
Please.
Come on.
Let me out.
At this point, the volunteers hesitated.
He says he's not going to go on.
Please continue.
He says he doesn't want to go on.
must continue. But the researchers insisted they continue. The experiment
required you to continue, teacher. Please continue. And most volunteers did. They
felt they were doing something wrong, but they kept pushing the button. So the
guy keeps getting it wrong, keeps getting it wrong. Around 250 volts he's screaming.
Some volunteers strongly protested. And I'm not gonna kill that man, man. I mean, who's gonna take the responsibility if anything happens to that gentleman? I'm responsible for anything that happens here. Continue, please.
Eventually, the man in the other room went silent.
I think something's happened to that following that.
I'm getting my hands on it.
Oh my God, dude. You know how scary that is?
You shock. You do the last shock and he just has no fucking response.
At that point, the experiment ended.
Yeah, you just think you killed somebody?
He published the results in 1963.
Two-thirds of volunteers were prepared to administer a potentially fatal electric shock when encouraged to do so.
In total, 65% of volunteers went all the way to the maximum 450 volts.
That meant that if the shocks were real, they would have ended the person in the chair.
Milgram's experiment proved something disturbing.
People don't need to be evil to do harm.
Sometimes they just have to be told to do it.
Decent American.
It's a fucked up experiment, but this is like one of the only ones where what was taken away from it is like,
it explains a lot of like war
where one guy can make millions of people die
by basically just commanding the people below them
who command the people below them, who command the people below them.
The citizens were as capable of committing acts against their conscience
as the Germans had been under the Nazis.
This next case shows how you can cause permanent damage.
What's the tournament? Ah, sex.
by using all new words the monster study
what could make an experiment so disturbing that people called it the
monster study the study was created by Wendell Johnson he was a respected
professor at the University of Iowa despite his success he lived with a
deep personal struggle Johnson stuttered a lot stuttering is a speech
impediment that disrupts the normal flow of speaking back in the 1930s
doctors believed stuttering was caused by a biological defect in other words
Stutterers were simply born that way, but Johnson had a different theory based on his personal experience
You know what fascinates fascinates me is Tourette's. I
Always like I've never actually I've seen people with Tourette's. I've never actually met somebody with Tourette's
I've always wanted to know like
How that works
You know like I know this like the science behind it, but I'm saying Jinx he has Tourette's Jinx he has Tourette's
He has like smaller tics though, really?
Well where he blinks, yeah like this, I thought he just does that.
I'm more so talking about people with Tourette's that outburst physically.
You know what I mean?
Like people that curse, like they just have like things they say, like usually they'll
They'll have like a set view that kind of just like outbursts and then like maybe they change over time.
I'm just like how does that work?
Like your brain just immediately triggers you to do it unconsciously.
It makes more sense like the like like the with the eyes like blinking because it's like a physical just twitch almost versus something that's like verbally being like a vocal stim.
Apparently he had spoken normally his whole life until the age of about five or so.
I'm gonna ask Jinxie about that.
6. When a teacher told his-
Does he talk about that?
Parents that he was starting to exhibit a bit of a stutter.
That comment from his teacher was a trigger.
Johnson became anxious about speak-
He coughs?
Fucking. Over time he asked-
I've never noticed.
See, that's what's so- I've never-
Like, and I've played games with him, and I watched Jinxie.
I've just never- I've noticed the blinking, but I thought I-
That's just him blinking.
He developed a stutter.
Looking back, he concluded that it was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Had he not done-
What's lacy about it? Does lacy have Tourette's?
I'm so worried about not developing a stutter
and so obsessed over his speech,
he never would have become a stutter.
Well, yeah, okay, sorry.
We're getting really sidetracked.
The coughing I also didn't notice,
because when I've been playing with him recently,
he had the flu.
So I was like,
oh, you're just sick.
Stutter.
Looking back, he concluded that it was a self-fulfilling profit.
had he not been so worried about not developing a stutter and so obsessed over his speech,
he never would have become a stutterer.
Johnson wanted to prove that stuttering was caused by negative feedback, not biology.
To do this, he needed kids he could study without interference.
In 1939, Johnson walked into an orphanage and told the staff alive.
He said he wanted to give the children speech therapy.
The staff agreed, thinking Johnson was there to help.
Johnson ran the study with his graduate student, Mary Tudor.
Together, they selected 22 kids. Some were stutterers, others were not. The researchers
divided them into four groups. The first group was made up of kids who already stuttered.
The goal was to help them feel calm so that their stuttering stopped, so the researchers
praised them all the time. Everyone in the second group was also a stutterer. In
this case, the researchers wanted them to feel anxious so their stutter would
worsen. Therefore, they were criticized constantly. The third group was full of children who
spoke normally. They were praised and encouraged to keep speaking just the way
they were. Then there was the final group. These children spoke perfectly before the
study. The researchers wanted to make them start stuttering. To achieve that,
they were constantly criticized. They were accused of stuttering even when their
words were clear. They were told you must try to stop yourself immediately.
Use your willpower. Do anything to keep from stuttering. Don't ever speak
unless you can do it right.
After that, the researcher
Holy shit!
recorded what happened to each group.
The two groups that received negative feedback
were deeply affected.
The children who already stuttered became more anxious.
And just like Johnson predicted,
their stuttering got worse.
But what about those that the researchers
were trying to turn into stutterers?
Well, that didn't work.
The criticism did not make them suddenly start stuttering.
However, it shattered their self-confidence.
Every child in this group began to struggle in school.
Some of them refused to talk,
even to their friends.
One was so distressed that she ran away.
Literally just giving people anxiety.
Wave from the orphanage.
This clip sums it up well.
The children who were given negative feedback
became more withdrawn, self-conscious, and frustrated,
whether or not they actually had a stutter to begin with.
When Johnson shared the results with his colleagues,
they were horrified.
They warned him that publishing the study
could destroy his career.
According to reports, they were the ones who nicknamed it
the monster study.
Johnson never published the study.
He hid the documents and hoped his actions would stay buried.
The children also weren't debriefed after the project was over, and-
They just left?
They didn't go, hey, you were part of an experiment, by the way, to try and, like, somewhat mend the fucking anxiety that they gave them.
They just left.
They were just like, alright, well, uh, we couldn't help you.
There was no real follow-up on how they may have been affected by the study long-term.
When Johnson passed away, he was praised as a respected professor.
At that point, no one knew about the orphans, but that changed in 2001.
A reporter uncovered records of the monster experiment.
When the story became public, people were outraged.
Some of the kids from the experiment were still alive.
They were now in their 80s.
Most claimed they struggled with anxiety and shame.
The survivors sued the state of Iowa,
which is where the study took place.
In 2007, the state paid almost a million dollars
in compensation.
There was no debate.
The monster experiment should have never happened.
This next experiment got so destructive
it had to be stopped early.
The Stanford Prison Experiment.
Somebody said wait, this happened to Jynxie.
Bro, you're a dumbass.
This happened in like the fucking 30s, bro.
There was just a picture of kids in black and white
from like almost a hundred years ago.
This experiment was designed to create
an atmosphere of oppression.
I'm sorry, that was rude.
I was just a stupid,
you know how they say there's no stupid questions?
The man behind it was psychologist Philip Zimbardo.
For years Zimbardo studied how people behave in prisons, the military and even the offices.
In each place he noticed the same pattern.
People in power often treated others badly.
Over the 20s not 30s, almost 100 years, almost, almost, keyword, almost, lock in.
For years Zimbardo studied how people behave in prisons, the military and even
the offices.
In each place he noticed the same pattern.
People in power often treated others badly.
Over time Zimbardo formed a theory.
People didn't commit cruel acts because they were born evil.
They did them because the situation allowed it.
Simply put, power can bring out the worst in people,
but it was only a theory.
I mean, yeah, I don't want to say this is also one
that you probably could have known the result beforehand,
but I think like a lot of philosophers talk
about this shit too, where it's like a lot of religions
and a lot of just like historical proceedings
in general, and how everyone's desires root.
Everybody's desires root in power, not everyone's,
but most things that people want result or root in power.
If you want money, money is power.
If you want to be athletic, athleticism is power.
If you want this, everything that you go to
is some level of power or like power trip
in some way that people try to achieve.
To test it, he needed to create an environment
where power could be abused.
That idea became the Stanford prison experience.
Zimbardo built a makeshift prison
in the basement of a college building.
Cameras were installed to record everything that happened.
He added cells, a prison.
Explain Beyond Good and Evil.
Well, Beyond Good and Evil talks about that,
but that's a different sense of like morality
or just morals in general.
But I feel like being a bad person
could actually give people power in a way.
What do you mean?
I don't know, it depends on the individual
and how much somebody is obsessed with it,
but like most people's passions in general
root in some level of power over another.
Like even an obsession with competition, right?
Like everybody loves competing.
Like we're literally competing later.
Like you like winning because winning gives you power.
Like having strengths over other people, in example joke,
having strengths over other people
minute situations is like driven from your innate need to have power yard and
a guard station the goal was to make the prison feel real enough to shape
behavior next she selected 24 power honestly power and control these control
is power and that's why that's a big criticism I have of a lot of organized
religions proceedings and how like a lot of not every obviously like church or
past or individuals doing something wrong, but a lot of these things, like people end
up doing fucked up shit, because like a lot of stuff in belief sets in general, something
that might seem peaceful, is rooted in control, in control is power.
College students to take part in the two week experiment, Zimbardo split them up into
two groups. One group became guards, the other became prisoners. To help the guards
feel powerful, Zimbardo gave them whistles, batons, and mirrored sunglasses. The
The sunglasses hid the guards' eyes, making it easier to act without empathy.
Zimbardo never told the guards to be cruel or misuse their power.
He simply gave them authority and watched what happened.
The prisoners, on the other hand, were stripped of anything personal.
They wore identical clothing that erased their individuality.
Their names were replaced with ID numbers, so that they would begin to think of themselves
anonymously of numbers, no longer as people with names and identities.
From the start, the imbalance was clear.
On the first day, the guards were polite and careful.
They still saw the prisoners as fellow students.
Soon the mood began to shift.
On day two, there was a very sharp change in the whole nature of what was happening in
that prison.
The guards started raising their voices.
Guards punished prisoners for minor mistakes.
Their authority was settling in.
The guards then began to escalate their use of talent.
Some of them had prisoners clean out toilet bowls with their bare hands.
If a prisoner resisted, they were locked in a small closet.
This was their version of solitary confinement.
Within the first four days,
three prisoners were so affected that they were released.
By the fifth day, the remaining prisoners looked exhausted.
When they lined up for inspection, they seemed scared.
You see how we did that, boys?
Yes, we did that, boys.
The guards acted differently too.
They were now tyrannical.
It seemed like they forgot
that they were just students in an experiment.
The situation was out of control.
It was just a matter of time before someone got hurt.
And at that point, he said, enough, we have to end this.
The experiment was scheduled to last 14 days,
but Zimbardo shut it down on the sixth day.
In 1972, Zimbardo talked about his issue.
Dude, did you wonder how bad it would have gotten?
There's a little movie on that too,
and how some of them literally tried to escape,
like they genuinely treated it like it was present.
Zimbardo at conferences.
He also released a film show.
No offense, Joe, how are you reacting?
Seems like you're just watching.
I literally had a chatter three minutes ago and I didn't read their chat bitch
it need to stop pausing and inputting my own thoughts I don't want to say that
you're just utterly wrong but you're wrong in the sense that the majority of
reacts that I do, edited down on YouTube,
are over twice the length of the original video
that I'm watching.
Like, if I'm tuning into a 27-minute video,
the average length of a video that I'm supposed
to be over 50 minutes, I'm not just sitting here watching.
But I literally purposely try not to use videos
that I don't commentate on, and I apologize when I don't.
And you've been following me for a while now.
You're also a turbo-spanner, man.
I don't want to say you're a horrible chatter,
but I'm looking at your chats right now.
And you literally just, for days straight,
you typed my shows on, my shows on, my shows on,
my shows on, my shows on.
LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, LeBron.
Have you seen Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
So no, I don't, I'm sorry that I didn't talk
for two minutes,
but we're watching a half hour long video.
I'm not going to butt in every 10 seconds for 30 minutes straight.
It gets really annoying when I do do that.
And there are times when I do.
But Hunter, yeah, man, I think I add enough.
If you don't think I do, by all means, man,
you could just tap out of the stream.
You don't have to watch.
It's entirely optional to be here.
You could go watch the own video yourself.
I shout out VisualVenture as well.
I link the videos that they do in my bio.
If anybody ever wants me to not react to what they're doing,
I will remove it.
Creators can copyright me, tell me to remove it.
And they have on very few occasions,
but there have been two, three creators that have been like,
hey, don't watch my shit.
And I go, OK, man, I'm sorry.
And I turn it off because I'm not here to just try and steal
content.
I'm here to try and add and transform it in some way
that I think is meaningful.
And some people will disagree and try to say that I'm
just stealing views.
I would argue that those are just views that I'm getting
that they would never get to begin with when I think
I'd transfer an audience over in some way to the people
that make these videos.
I think a lot of people that watch me watch videos wouldn't watch the videos themselves unless I was commentating on them
The amount of people that tell me that I watch videos that they have no interest in and the only reason they watch them is because I'm
Commentating on them is
Extraordinary, you know, so I'm not trying to like just target you and be a dick
But that chat kind of pissed me off because I don't think I steal content
I think there's many reactors and many commentators on YouTube that provide little to nothing to the content that they watch
I think I yapp almost too much to a point where it actually annoys people and they don't watch me because I'm talking too much
Over the video. So Hunter, I would say, you know, if you don't want to watch it, you don't have to
Going real footage of what happened public reaction was intense some people refused to believe the results
They argued that somberto unknowingly selected people who were predisposed to authoritarianism
But others believe the experiment proved to Mardos theory.
Normal people can change when placed into powerful or powerless roles.
Decades later, the Stanford Prison Experiment.
I think this is an extreme example as well.
I think if you were to redo the Stanford Prison Experiment,
I don't think in every situation, the guards would become this weird,
like fear-mongering, power-wielding, like dictators, you know?
I think a lot of the time they would just treat it as like some stupid experiment.
but I think it does show that most people
in a position of power are more likely
to abuse that power than not.
And it's still debated.
The consequences of this next experiment
affected thousands of people and lasted for decades.
Project 4.1.
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It's Baldy and Artemis for the sub channel,
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Shout out to my special new creator now.
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and Koopa, thank you for the sub game,
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Donald, thank you for the three.
Literature from two years took a national test
at the top 5% of the country.
That's awesome.
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There's periods of time where I've no threats for months really
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It's kind of cringe burger and toast over the sub pyro and I think of it
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What did Kevin G. start making music?
music.
As Kevin, you always made music. See and taste for this.
One.
Project 4.1 was officially described
as a medical study.
Scientists wanted to understand how
radiation affects the human body, but this experiment
was never planned in advance.
It began because of a disaster.
In the early 1940s, the U.S.
set out to build the most powerful
weapon ever created, a nuclear bomb.
But there was only one way to know if they were on the right track.
They needed to test the nukes they were making.
Testing meant detonation.
The military needed a remote location to blow stuff up without drawing attention.
They chose the Marshall Islands in the Pacific Ocean.
The Marshall Islands is mostly made up of atolls,
which are ring-shaped coral reefs with a lagoon in the middle.
But those islands weren't empty, people lived there.
Nuclear testing in that region put the locals at risk.
But the military moved forward anyway.
Between 1946 and 1958, the U.S. carried out a series of nuclear tests,
detonating 67 giant bombs in the Marshall Islands.
The tests continued for years. The explosions grew more powerful. It was just a-
And I feel like the tests not only probably gave the people of the island's radiation poisoning,
but wouldn't it affect all of their food supply and shit as well?
Oh, chat spamming the big number, the funny number, and rudimentary.
Anyways, um, as I was saying, I- I think it's, uh...
67 bombs that they're detonating there.
But they weren't all nukes, they were probably just bigger bombs.
But even then, you're just, like, killing the environment.
Like, all around there.
So even if there weren't people, you're just fucking the ecosystem in that area.
Alright, hold up.
Uh, see you for the sub.
matter of time before something went wrong. On March 1st, 1954, the military carried...
I don't want to say, like, give it a rest, but like, we had that period. I feel like January,
I would... there would be the number six, seven, and people wouldn't spam it. Like, it's not funny
anymore. At all, right? Like, I'm not annoyed in the sense of like, okay, now you guys are just
trying to be like annoying to an annoy me by spamming it.
I'm just saying it's like, I don't give a fuck.
It's just cringe, right?
Like when I see my chat span that,
when we're talking about testing nuclear bombs,
I'm like, ugh.
Get out another test.
The shot way visibly roared across the ocean
and hit the camera ship miles away.
The scientists miscalculated the strength of the blast.
It was more than twice as powerful as predicted.
A cloud of radioactive debris shot into the sky
and it drifted toward the nearby islands.
And then there was the wind.
It blew in a different direction
than what the scientists expected.
So they didn't blow it up that close,
but they didn't calculate for the potentiality
that it would be like drifted elsewhere.
And carried nuclear fallout to nearby populated islands.
On the ground, locals noticed something
falling from the sky.
It looked like powder.
My cousin, you won't see.
He was on top of a tree, whatever that powder fell.
Kids played in the powder, adults touched it.
Everyone, oh my God, wouldn't you die in like weeks?
Read that in.
It got on everything.
Clothing, food, and even toys that the kids played with.
The exposure continued for days.
They had no idea that it was toxic.
After the fallout, the researchers faced a choice.
They could warn the locals and evacuate them,
or they could treat it as a research opportunity.
They had closed doors, military leaders,
and scientists made their decision.
Instead of evacuating the locals,
they decided to use them as test subjects.
They called it Project 4.1.
The US knew the danger that the contamination posed,
but didn't share that information with the locals,
as health problems began to appear
in medical teams arrived on the islands.
They claimed they were there to help,
and they did provide some medical care,
but in reality, they were mostly collecting data.
And after testing nuclear weapons on their islands,
the US studied the Marshallese people
without their consent.
The experiment continued for years.
Findings from Project 4.1 were published in U.S. medical journals.
The health effects were studied, documented, and shared.
Eventually, the Marshallese became their own nation.
The Marshall Islands gained its independence from the United States in 1979.
By then, many locals already understood they were harmed by the testing.
In the 1990s, newly declassified documents revealed more details about Project 4.1.
Finally, the world realized how the victims were treated as test subjects.
The project was condemned worldwide.
some even believe.
But like what happened to them?
Like I'm not like, obviously it's fucked up,
but like did they have higher increases,
odds of cancer and tumors?
Did some people just like flat out die?
Like what?
Cause they were far enough away from the bomb
that it wasn't as immediate as like Hiroshima
or like Nagasaki, like the people there
literally would just die from the fallout
or it like fucked up future generations even.
Whoa.
What was this chatter?
Mods, can we look at the chatter I just timed out?
I don't know if they're adding somebody
that said something fucked up,
but like, what are you asking that for?
Hand for the sub, yo.
Supremant swipe for the sub, warm, think of it as right.
Here's how to jade in it at Dessa.
Hello.
E, think of it as sub, tag it, Peter,
think of it as sub, Anthony,
and C, think of it as sub, taste of the sub.
The radiation exposure was an accidental
and that it was premeditated.
Sadly, decades later, many Marshallese people are still living with the effects of the blast.
History taught us a lesson through these experiments.
When we treat people like test subjects, we lose our humanity.
My friends, progress should never come at the cost of innocent people's lives.
So whatever you're building, make sure you're not destroying someone else to get there.
Visual Venture.
Wow, that was a good video.
That was actually a really good fucking video.
He's a literal baby for an experiment.
It's crazy.
Power could bring out the rest of the people.
I mean, you don't even need an experiment to see that's true.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like half of these, it's like, all right,
yo, let's run this experiment to just prove something
that we already know.
Go stick it with the sub, hon for the sub.
I got a piss, and then we're going to hop in.
The other guy that he replied to said,
there's no definite good or evil side.
OK, don't pan that.
It was just, sorry for the chatter that I timed out.
It was just your response.
I was like, what the fuck are you asking?
because I didn't see the first question,
so I was just out of context.
Our context.
Count me down.
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Think they made the bracket sorry I was checking this I know I'm late
Oh, we might be starting early
Oh wait, no, not wait, are we starting early?
Sorry, I haven't been reading this fucking through chat.
They might be starting at five five thirty. I don't think so if you do three, but we can't miss a second
Okay, I think we're starting to exactly sex
We're playing Archean Yuji first
It's me and Jinxie versus Archean Yuji and then it's Riley and Zoink versus XQC and platform acts
So, we're going to get a little bit of a
bit of a mix. Ron and Lacey versus
Mingo and sketch. Gingin Marlin versus
Ludwig and Squeaks. Okay.
So, what's in the meantime? We got another
react video, then I'm going to eat a
fucking burrito while we watch this
meat canyon vid and then we're
probably going to practice until we
play. That's what we're going to do.
Pixel with a sub dash and kid thinking
to sub. Alright. Next vid.
In Eagle Flame, during a college football game, a bald eagle did its pre-game flight,
but instead of returning to its trainer, it flew straight to the arm of the only Native American
in the crowd. Out of thousands of people which chose them, the stadium went silent, knowing they
just witnessed something powerful, a moment of respect, spirits, invisibility, folded hands,
sparkle. Yeah, no, it's not AI, no-
Some shit you see on Facebook. Is this Facebook? I don't know what app this is.
I feel like it's so easy to scam old people with AI now
You just make some shit on Sora remove the watermark and then be like look at this wholesome
Look at this wholesome video, and then you'll just see a bunch of like grandmas grandmas and grandparents the back like
Blast off. That's awesome
How how sweet?
How sweet a group of rats saved a child from from a lion and
And they'll believe that and it'll be it'll be the rats like making a bed carrying the kid away
And like swarming the tiger, they'd be like wow
Nature really nature really does help people sometimes
It's his eagle when he gets hired to fly at sport events. Yeah, yeah my initial thinking was that sir
But then I saw how do you show this is AI?
I feel like you could see when stuff is AI when people have like lifeless eyes
eyes. Like look at that shit. Like they don't look like they're looking at anything.
I don't think it was the dude I saw blowing a piece of a brownie. What is that?
The dude below him taking a pic with what seems to be a piece of brownie. Under the
hand below would have been blocking their own camera. I run a video when people believing
AI's slop was real two years ago and you all said in her mat the comments of all
bots too no one actually gets tricked by AI well look at the mess we were two years ago
two years ago i think people wouldn't get tricked but now AI is good enough to wear yeah the majority
every every twitter video at rock is this real at rock did this actually happen
now you having a question and then like you're asking an AI if it's AI and the AI could be wrong
It's like the amount of trust people have I know like chat gpt and grok and like AI in general is smart
And smarter than the average person, but it that doesn't mean that it's right every time it still doesn't actually
Work for video. That's what I'm saying like they're not gonna know
We think we see these days like some nightmarish version of is it cake AI used to be easy to spots
But now requires more detective work like I still think it's it's not easy
But after you watch like 30 Sora videos, I think you could, you know, with like 85% accuracy,
pin whether or not something's real.
The lobster claws are the same size.
That doesn't happen in real life.
True legends, one final farewell, Eric Clapton and Paul McCartney, break that no, he didn't.
Paul McCartney's left handed.
There's always some clue from how AI has slipped up, even as small as the fact that nobody
ever watched prices $299.00 and zero cents, because it's been studied that when the
The dot zero zero included people are less likely to buy.
So keep your eyes peeled.
Ben and Jerry's milkshakes in all your favorite flavors.
Don't know about you, but I wanna try fish food
face-saving food emoji.
Will they do any in the dairy free flavors?
Please don't be AI.
Ah yeah, Spinazies, Bender's Berries knife.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dude, and the fact that they see this
and then don't even like,
bro, like I'm not even saying you need to
Look at this and then stare really close to see the flaws in the AI. Just look up if it's real
Why are we asking Grubb? Like so many things Ben and Jerry it making a milkshake bottle is Ben and Jerry's making a milkshake bottle. No
Just Google it. I like I feel like actually people reply. I don't want to say Google's the end all be all too because
Google itself
10 years ago was the same fucking problem where people just Google something and then immediately believe it, but
but
Google's AI now not if you fucking scroll down
Not if you scroll down. I use Google AI too, but I'm saying like scroll down
The first results AI and then just fucking swipe past that shit and look at an actual article or Ben and Jerry's website
You know nobody does that anymore. I think people have actually replaced
Google with AI like the amount of people that when they have to look up something
They just chat GPT it instead of googling it is nuts
They never look at articles. They never do anything. They just immediately go. Well chat GPT said this so I
Love strawberry truck 68 cake London before everything
It was one of the most beautiful clean and safest places in Britain. Yeah back then they drove on the right
It was crazy. Not just that the backwards man the backwards
Dude, it's so hard, no because like your eyes immediately, you don't immediately notice it.
Like when I saw this I was like okay well it's probably AI and I was looking up here
to see what looked weird.
I think it's also just like, come on, like the picture of the kid smiling with the, like
it's just like too perfect of a photo.
Beautiful, clean and safest places in Britain.
Yeah, back then they drove on the road and Coke in reunite at family Christmas party.
Dude, it's the eyes man.
I feel like AI is so bad at getting eyes to look normal.
Once they ace that, it's gonna be hard to tell.
It kinda looks like they get Macaulay Culkin,
and then they just like paste like weird clay eyes
on every character.
Also, what the fuck is that in the back?
He dressed as home alone kids,
recreating a classic holiday moment.
I like how kids-
Facial expressions, I think they get the smile right.
It's just like, at times it looks a little uncanny.
Holiday moment.
I like how Kidnan has an extra of m-
Oh, he has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11-
Does he have 11 fingers?
Coley's arm.
Oh my fucking god, how did I miss that?
And what the heck is this in the background?
Crown emoji, the 2P's pack.
We're getting extremely close to indiscernible video
and it's worrying the amount of fraud that'll happen.
What do you mean by fraud, Brady?
Like, scams?
Or just like, definition or shit?
Like, what are you saying is going to be the,
I think it's going to be like fake news.
Like, it's going to be scans.
And then also, I think most social media outlets
are going to be unreliable.
Because a lot of people don't like, here's the problem.
News outlets in general are biased, right?
They're trying to share news and inform people.
But first and foremost, they're a company
that's trying to make money.
So they're going to share the news
that they think is best and what's going
to make them the most money.
So a lot of people go to social media.
But now, you could get paid to use Twitter, you could get paid to use Facebook,
you could get paid to use Instagram and TikTok and YouTube and Twitch and all these other platforms.
So, news outlets are going to be more and more motivated to just create false narratives.
So, while there may be accounts that are still trustworthy, on your For You page or your feed,
you might see something that's a news post from a page that is literally just full of fake shit.
I can get paid? Yeah.
And you see it now.
I mean, I can't quote accounts, but you could probably find them on Twitter pretty quickly.
There are Twitter accounts that flat out post fake shit.
Maybe with a culmination of semi-real or slightly misinformed shit.
But they just post stuff that gets views, right?
Because it's not if the news is true.
It's if the news is going to get clicks and likes and interaction and engagement.
That's what you want.
And it's like, that's a problem on actual news outlets as well,
because it's like, you're not actually going to inform people of anything good.
You're not going to inform people of anything that's not going to gain eyes.
But it's even worse on social media when you just give that to just the hands of a random guy
that could just do whatever he wants.
Image generation is already indiscernible if the person knows how to use it.
False information old people are gonna be tricked and people in general because they don't double check info
Well, yeah, dude
I think that's the biggest problem is the amount of people that just believe the first thing they see
And I'm not trying to say that of like you guys in my chat
But some of you guys as well and even me at times like the amount of ignorance people have
To what's going on in the world where they just see something and immediately go with it
They don't fact check they don't look for themselves. They don't you know actually interact with an individual or anything themselves
They just go. Oh, well, somebody said this this said this
No, I can't and then they just they just move on
Why Taylor Swift and Donna Kelsey's 2025 shopping spree just redefined the in-law relationship
I like it how AI thinks Taylor would wear the same outfit
I've seen five tech talks about people bitching about the Apple charging the iPhone 18
iPhone 18 is not been announced in any capacity. They're literally just believing fake videos. Yeah
The the charging port shit. She will tune a world show for
I saw that and I looked it up and it said they had an announced anything
iPhone 18 charging port. I want to see if that
Rumors suggest but it doesn't actually say that that's what they're gonna do
It's expected to use USB-C. They're gone out. Like there's no way they would it. I'm gonna also have the take
I love that iPhone switch to USB-C because now I don't need some fuck-ass iPhone charger
Like I need there's only two chargers that you need like the speaker Android charger and
Android charger and the USB-C and that's it
Those are the only charging cords I need and anything that I need a charge fits in those two fucking slots either USB-C or this
Or just USB
It's amazing it's like I know it sucks to if like you're somebody with like an older iPhone as people move forward
But it's like I saw it's just awesome
Micro USB, I never then I never know the name of it. Oh Android charger the floor laughing emoji
It's the tiny microphone for me.
The goal is never Gucci bags, it's acres of land.
R.I.P. to that horribly long misshapen horse, Skull Emoji.
Just imagine how small the horses would be
if they walked all the way to the house.
I'm a farmer's daughter, and some people think that makes me leias.
I grew up on a sweet potato farm about 10 miles outside of town.
Good morning.
And who's posting this?
Like, are people posting this for?
It has to be for money.
Like the account that's posting this
isn't just like an auto ran bot.
Like some person is making this image
and then faking this.
Start before the sun.
For engagement.
And vacation means a county fair.
My parents have done it.
I think people on Facebook are doing this too.
Because it's like you pretend to be this wholesome farm girl
and then you get like some 80-year-old sugar daddy
to be like, Oh, you're you're what women aren't like anymore.
Do you want to date me?
And then they get scammed out of all their money under the it's catfishing,
but most catfishing previously used to be like pretending to be somebody
or not. This is just like, you're not even a person.
Like you're catfishing as an AI individual.
Yeah, I'll stop you there.
The chicken have duck feet.
You stupid dumb ass emotionally manipulative robot prick.
Today, I returned a library book I checked out when I was a kid
and I'm old enough now that the librarian behind the desk had to blink twice
like she thought I was joking.
This is a iPhoto, a book that old wouldn't have a barcode.
They only started using those 30 years ago at the earliest
and it wouldn't have been on the cover.
They were still tucking in the books so they could also stamp the card
as a reminder to return.
Well spotted, very good.
They've also-
Were the red- were the red-red at Ferngrows Ferngrows?
That's what gave away- the barcode gave away it's fake, where the red red fur grows fur grows
The red red furn grows furn grows
That sounds like a good book AI fucking slop
United passenger posted his first-class ticket
What a big ticket
And what language is that?
Hit a brag about Trump when someone cancelled his flight
Fuck, AI's getting too good
Why does his ticket say UNICO and United?
Why is the champagne in his glass, but his champagne is unopened?
And why is he holding his bollocks?
You forgot his legs shorter than his arm!
Plus, he's literally on the flight!
Right!
Loudly crying face emoji, loudly crying face emoji, loudly crying face emoji.
What they're gonna kick him off now, are they?
What's happened to there then?
Okay, cabin crew, come in.
Can I just confer?
We've served all the food and drink, yes?
Fantastic!
So everyone's got a hot meal and a full glass of alcohol right in front of them, correct?
Great!
If you could just go through now and actually make sure that everyone's got a ticket?
Brilliant!
and then after that, probably best stuff they can take off.
Wear pictures of Obama praying.
Not many clues to work with here.
Let me just try one second.
Now, we get to the handyman services.
Oh, that's bad.
That...you can tell just like, off of the smoothness.
I always over-smooths people's skin.
There's no texture.
Why are you trying to...
Oh, he has three hands. I didn't even see that. Oh my god.
Stress.
And he's just not even holding the fan.
Do all of you workers have three hands?
But, Mandietta, Mandyman.
Some hospitals and hospices in the UK and Australia have introduced cuddle beds.
That is, special wider beds that let families lie beside their...
This seems horrible, dude.
Cuddle bed? But they got a bedpan under that?
Imagine, bro. Oh my god.
Loved ones who are terminally ill.
These beds bring comfort, warmth, and emotional closeness during the most di-
Yeah, why don't you, why don't you, emotional, emotional comfortness?
Hey, you're dying grandma, why don't we lay on her? Also, she has three hands.
You are termed leal.
These beds bring comfort, warmth, and emotional closeness during the most difficult final moments of life.
And do you think this practice should be followed by all hospitals?
Again, AI slipping up on the old hands.
But it does have a solution for that though.
Happy birthday to my twins, Party Poppa 2 hearts!
Some heartless people won't congratulate them just because they're different broken heart crying face.
Hashtag stay strong.
I refuse to believe we humans are this stupid.
Oh, I've got bad news for ya.
Oh my god.
Dude, and it's all like the Facebook moms.
Christina O'Boyle.
Happy birthday.
birthday blessings. Happy birthday to both of you. What are they supposed to do with those blocks?
Just go back to this one. What did you say?
No quickly. What's odd is that it's based on a real idea. I didn't even think about that.
That one I was trying to see why was that. I was going to say, well like twins,
what are the odds that they, even if you're genetic twins,
in one of you is missing your lower half of your arms. Would that mean that
that the other one would also be missing the lower half of their arms?
Just going back to this one, though, quickly, what's odd is that it's based on a real idea,
on a real picture. The AI decided to festoon with messed-up flags and turn it for no reason
into an airbed. God, imagine you sit on the side of this and Grandma just launches into
the air like a trampoline.
I do think hospitals are too sad. This does look more comfortable, but the problem
is it's just like...it's unrealistic to assume that people are going to come
cuddle with their dying grandparents.
five nurses trying to hold the bed down and get her up for a bath and she's just flopping
around in the middle like a fish. AI has a habit of doing this, here's a photo, a real
story, the Arizona fire department had 19 babies born to the 18 firefighters inside of one
year. AI decides, no no, I can do that photo, oh baby, yeah I've seen one of those before,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Hey you guys, my favourite baby, gobless folded hands, am I crazy or does this
This child looked like that wild-
But why would somebody make that into AI if it's already a real image?
Like they didn't change anything, they just said, recreate this in AI.
Like just to see if it could copy it.
AI's restoration of that Jesus portrait done by that old lady in Spain.
Could it be?
Ah!
The wadded up tissue next to the game, rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
The AI was wrong for that.
Dr. Pepper Slippers, coming soon to Walmart, read her.
Dr Pepper slippers
What about this is AI
If upside down it says fought care set instead of foot care
Like at her hand
Yeah, but I mean it's behind the box
It's upside down
Well, yeah, but that I oh well yeah that part is upside-down, but it also says fuck care set instead of foot
Oh, it's so good at making it look like an actual Walmart. Yes, but Fox care how far can animals identify us?
What happens in that 600-yard window where you can be identified by a Falcon but not by a Falcon?
Shrodingers Falcon plus that's not a giraffe me in my
Me my me and my husband after 23 years with the same
pose and fun. Husband after 23 years with the same pose and
Yeah, 23 years ago, buddy had an apple air pod.
Fun, winking face with tongue smiling face with three hearts. Right, right. And then now the
AirPods like merged into his ear because their pods were a thing 23 years ago. They were.
Wow, this is fun to try and spot like what's wrong
Cuz honestly, I don't want to say like I'm not I wouldn't fall for this right like if I actually stared at it
But if I was scrolling on like so just any social media and I saw this image
I wouldn't like it. I would just go nah
Cuz I just want to give a shit if this was real or not. I just wouldn't care right
More than so much they became one with his ear
You've been really insensitive right now
And that is a problem because then it then it makes like social media full of just like bot
Like not just dead internet theory of like, you know
The majority of social media interaction is done through bots
But also just like what you watch is bot content
But the bot content isn't intriguing enough for you to investigate it. So you just go and just scroll
I've guaranteed you've seen AI images or modified ones haven't noticed it's got a lot more prevalent
Oh, no, I agree
There's probably been instances where I've seen AI imagery and just not known or cared to even check
Ingles aged two, spirit science, posts, look at this hidden sugar and common drinks, every choice we make carries
I-o-i-r-s-t
Energy juice, juice drink, Red Bull
His weights and awareness is a powerful tool
I like how the bottom of the coke can bows outwards to fit the curve of the sea of Coca-Cola
I don't know where to tea, my fave.
Who the fuck out here drinking sugar water?
Like an ant? Or perhaps a hummingbird?
Or...
Already gone everywhere.
Oh god.
Are there people that drink sugar water?
Oh god. Oh my god.
Woah!
I was gonna say that would be like a hundred
grams of sugar.
Top ten richest billionaires
2025.
Jeff base
Maryville, I don't know some of these people Mark Mark's hook Mark Zuckerburger
That's not Mark Zuckerberg. I love how this looks like an infamorium post combined wealth
There are trillions of dollars faced with tears of joy emoji. We go here then Jeff. Yes Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise
$281 billion I don't even know if Tom Tom Cruise probably is like one at most
We've got here then Jeff Bakes, Mulgibson, Mark Zucker, and, oh, yes, the fucking Elon Musk is upsetting.
While we're on the topic of Musk, here's his family tree, posted unironically.
Oh god, this isn't how you do a family tree, this is a family wreath fair!
The nameless Musk of 2021.
Dolly Parton impersonator meet up in Texas.
I believe this.
I know like looking into it, there's probably something that makes it, yeah, like this.
I, but looking at it, I'd be like, uh, who cares?
Scroll.
Is that Mr. Poopy Butthole on horseback on the right?
Oh, wait!
I miss this event when I live right up the street from Poist Loftance.
I have truly never, in all my 75 years, witnessed such a charming little display
of determination mixed with cozy desperation.
Brilliant.
Fabulous idea.
I'd have made besties with him and-
Who's type who's putting fabulous idea?
Bart Denver is a fucking NPC, bro.
Oh my god, we're in the pit-vipes in the profile picture.
What do you mean brilliant idea?
You're gonna set up a tent at a fucking airport?
What, that's not a good idea.
Held up in there?
Yeah, you know how you can never understand the overhead speakers?
It's because they're speaking this language.
We're going to be quiet for a minute or so.
Ugh, now I'm never going to get to Del Rato in time for Thams Kevong.
Amarillo reflects a classic American plain city, known for highways, open land and regional travel.
Where the fuck do you get off that roundabout?
It's just an infinite traffic circle.
You just spawn there and you can never leave.
Roots that connect communities across the Central United States love the big circle road with no off-rampel-o.
We'd just be driving in circles out here.
Hey, I live there.
This isn't AI.
I once accidentally teleported into the circle.
I had to call for help to get out a loudly crying face emoji.
This is what Amarillo actually looks like
if anyone was wondering.
Where's the circle?
I only order the cheeseburger.
Zero cheeseburger.
$9,000.
But the table is saying to split the bill evenly.
What are you doing, emoji?
That's why when you start ordering,
tell the waiter to set put checks.
Yeah, problem solved.
Josh, mate, oh yeah, what that new place over on?
Pemna Vivintag, ACMV.
Wushin' I Am From DC.
Yeah, that's just there last week.
Pemna Vivintag is my favorite German holiday.
Bro got charged for zero cheeseburgers.
Fetch with cheese, fetch with cheese.
What the fuck is La Flav Montre-
Montre-cat.
$4,000.
Fetch with cheese of joy.
AI loves receipt posts for some reason.
I broke the number one rule and took a $285
at a fucking Olive Garden.
What would you possibly have bought?
Also, everything there is $1, $2, $5, and like $40.
Co-worker on a date.
We picked Olive Garden because it felt safe.
Casual, neutral, HR-approved vibes.
Everything was cool until the check came.
She, you're talking such a shit.
What do you mean you're taking her on a date?
You've both got wedding rings on
and you're holding a receipt
which says you've had a tiramisu,
but she's still eating her salad.
Now let's just have a closer look at that receipt,
shall we?
One tear of fidig with one Nutella tea
one wet towelettes, two nautique nutties with oid bettis, one tis air, nuts, one terserious,
one trisket, add one dollar, two dollars and two fifty, and five dollars and five dollars twenty,
and three dollars, and it makes the total a two hundred and eighty five dollars and fifty cents.
Duh, face with rolling eyes, and yeah, it's almost every pleb gobbles it up,
besides the odd cautious, is this a-
Oh my god, did a co-worker now marry with two kids, is this AI generated?
Married my manager.
oh my god bro like we're we're entering the new wave of like people going to get
genuinely scan like AI influence I think AI influencers it's gonna be even worse
where it's not like we watch that one video about an openly AI like Instagram
influencer and how they get sponsors and shit I think it's going to be like
so bad that on Instagram there's going to be it's gonna be before like I
I know quebble cops trying to fast-track this fucking quebble cop AI shit and have like YouTube
Merge
With AI and you're gonna have like AI gamers. I don't think that's gonna happen for a long time. I think more realistically
There's going to be like flat-out Instagram influencers that aren't real and you don't know
Generated of course it is who would have taken the picture both his hands on the receipt. Are you AI? Yeah
Yeah, living that dual-shock life video game growing up, one shield, arts that's controller,
is plugged in to potato chips, and the poster says scheme, skull emoji, what happened to
crash?
Look what it did to Space Jam, Tromp's arm is an absolute classic.
I wore a sneaker on one foot and went barefoot on the other, which was the style of the
time.
Yeah, when your mum barges in your room when you're hanging out with your friend
so your shirt is backwards and you only have one shoe on.
Collector's automobile dash symbol.
Cars 4.
2026.
Hype.
Lightning McQueen.
Who the fuck is that?
There's another one of McQueen in the back of one eyeball.
Oh my god.
No, this is hero.
See more?
No, don't see more.
This is AI.
Disney said multiple times they'll never make another movie
due to Pixar no longer having the partnership with the animation studio that did the Cars
and Plains movies.
Nice.
I mean you didn't really need to say that because there's a Cyclops with a three-eyed
one.
What is this supposed to be?
What the fuck is this?
Jesus is still king!
Can I get an amen?
Amen!
No way.
Aim.
His own patch says Jesus.
Is he saying he is king?
Weight loss salad, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, onion, those are some big fucking cherry tomatoes,
lol.
Stinky Dicks, bagel seasoning.
When only the finest will do and the dressing only has 50 buffal per serving
Jack-o'-lantern emoji POV Halloween in the 90s Jack-o'-lantern emoji more AI which
What cuz there's just like pumpkins in the street. I think I'd fall for this one
Cuz nothing stands out as like absurd to me
Tragically humans were reacting with their real organic memories to yeah
I really miss when I was a kid and we just put pumpkins in the middle of the road
Nobody puts pumpkins in the middle of the road anymore.
I miss the days when street lamps were just long sticks with nothing at the top.
I also really miss those teeny tiny automobiles from the 90s that got banned after that one incident in 1999
that caused the media to erase them from the cultural continuum.
I'm imagining a horror movie where someone gets sucked inside one of these AI hellscapes.
Grocery Store 1920s.
Hashtag vintage retail.
Hashtag-
It's on a lot of peas.
Peas, 15 cents.
And women of the 1920s.
Peas and coffee.
Is that the only thing that they sell?
Peas.
Hi, yeah, I'll take some peas and some, uh, peas.
I want some puffs.
Coffee and peas is all one made.
In Mobile, Alabama, 23-year-old Red Lobster server
arrested after no-tip receipt sparks Seafood Night Chaos.
Now, this is a tough one, and obviously it's got all the guys out there making fools of themselves.
I mean, maybe it's real.
Maybe it's real.
Yeah.
Oh, there's just one thing I find mighty confusing.
It says the mugshot that has taken on the 18th November 2025.
Now see, I thought Mobile Alabama's Red Lobster shut down on May 2024.
That's awful curious.
Plus her deaf leopard shirt says deaf leplem.
These are the sorts of AI photos which go the most undetected though.
Largely as men on Facebook with these sorts of prophopics are too busy commenting like,
I mean, Jesus.
What did that say?
This sorts of pro-phopics are too busy com-
Come arrest me and book me to your life, Miss Office.
And think like I'm in Jesus.
So you're saying when a man gets you as his girl, you come with handcuffs, count me in.
So what are you doing? The comments are insane.
Some motherfucker really said,
Oh wow, Zuz, but just look at the badge.
It's literally a capture and another tale.
We actually sit back and think about what you're looking at.
No one would do this.
But it's 53. He sang one song and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
We are getting into the minutiae of clues here, but sometimes that's what's required.
This is a rip M&M with just a million scars.
Hi. M&M has a skull mushroom on his left arm,
and one E.R.I.P is at the bottom of the tattoo, not the top.
I have the exact mushroom on my head, so I know.
Yeah. I mean they also kept the prompts, so...
Where?
Oh, just to discuss the legacy running rhyme, ultra-elastic AK detail, shallow depth of view.
I'm digging down into the tiniest of clues, isn't required, though.
German short head pointer group shared that loyalty never fades.
Only remembers in silence, generations pass,
But a German short-pointed coins always remembers what loyalty feels like in silence
What
Yeah, not watching that video. All right, W vid though. That was fun. All right
We're gonna watch one more video that we're gonna hop on a rocket league before the tournament
But I'm gonna go heat up my burrito so I might be gone for like three minutes
Thank you for the sub high and Kennedy for the sub more than fun for the sub duty GTM for the sub Tom for the sub
Lawn are you for the some you see thank you for the three think of the Apple a new effort chargers all complete bullshit
Not true. Luke and Kale thinking for the subject go for the sub agent thinking for the five
Lil and simple thinking for the sub a and unknown for the sub little like
Jane and KJ thinking for the 70 think of the three about the carpet. He didn't like hoodie crazy impact of my life
Got me through breakups. I want to say thank you for all the things that you do. Thank you
I hope you're right.
I'm Dasha and I'm Dash and I'm Pixel.
Your boy, Han, Swayze, and I'm Rave and Seven.
Ah, Red and Red.
She ain't gonna be stopped.
All right.
Count me down, Chat.
I'll be back.
Let me play.
Actually, don't count me down,
because I'm gonna be gone for a few minutes.
What song should I play?
Come on, Vesad.
you
All right
Let's lock in
Chat, we're gonna fucking eat this burrito. I'm probably I'm probably gonna be silent in the quarter munching while we watch this
They can miss for the subloans here after stuff every every watch this though
We'll tap into rocket league
Fucking ice saves anime
Okay, who is he taking the five gifts?
Wait, first bite.
When did they allow so many Japanese people in this convention?
I mean how many of these parasites even bought a ticket to get in here?
A bunch of leeches.
We're gonna need to do a ticket check down here.
Oh, slippery finger.
Now, I'm not scared or anything,
but I heard if a Japanese person sees your face,
they'll take your soul.
I can't shake the feeling that I'm gonna get raped and eaten
by these things I don't understand.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
You're smart as hell, Cleetus.
Wait, wait, wait!
Look over there!
Oh my god!
I don't have to start this thing.
Oh my god.
Please!
Drive both weapons!
Let's see those hands!
I can't!
They're a part of my costume!
Show me your convention ticket!
It's on my phone!
I can't grab it with my prop hands!
He's gonna rape me!
What?
No!
Shut up!
Where's your hand?
Identify yourself, Damon.
I'm dead.
You know, take it out of sub only.
Gee, from Chainsaw Man, didn't you the Chainsaw Man?
Ladies, you're fresh, come get his idea.
Yo, side note, is Chainsaw Man that good of an anime?
People didn't tell me I should watch it,
but I haven't been into anime recently.
Oh.
I'm going to go get his identification.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, Josh
Island oh you can't read Josh Allen from Texas
Josh Allen that don't sound like no Denji from chainsaw man to me
And it's my costume. I'm just playing
What are you doing? You want to get down on him?
Here, you get down on him!
You get on him! Don't let him go!
Don't think about snipping a pinky at me!
My holes are off limits, Damon!
Oh my god!
Yeah, so I found a couple of these guys' tweets and I just think, you know,
is there really a loss when you look at this?
I mean, come on, what kind of person would say something like that?
This convention gets worse every year.
If you don't like it, you can leave!
Look fellas, they're filming us. We're going to be heroes.
I'm going to be famous for being a hero. They're going to put me on the TV.
Thank you for keeping us safe brave heroes. Let's give them a round of applause guys.
If anyone's going to be the famous hero it should be me. I love this convention more than any of you guys.
Like, hey, are they gonna have to kill each other?
Hell, you're just here cuz the bonus.
You're as big a parasite as any of them are.
I should be the hero.
Oh yeah? You're a big fat pussy.
Hide in that pussy face behind that mask of yours.
Hey, that's supposed to be a vagina.
I'm leaking-
Well, that's disgusting.
Oh my god.
I'm legally retarded, and I don't know who to kill anymore!
Cleetus, you can't say that!
Oh, fuck you, I have not gone woke!
You guys are getting in my head!
How do I know you ain't one of them?
Damn it, Cleetus! Don't you point that gun at me!
What is going on? For the love of God, I'm just a cosplayer!
I'm fighting for this convention!
I did it!
You're gonna rape and eat me!
I did it!
I did son of a bitch!
I can't stop this!
I can't stop the death of our old man!
Oh god, she's right!
This convention's gone down the shitter!
There's nothing like a little fire!
Damn it!
Jee-wah!
SHIT!
Wow.
Hey!
Let me say your convention kickin'.
Who the hell was that supposed to be?
Oh, from Dragon Ball?
Yeah, I've never seen Dragon Ball.
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on.
I still have to eat the rest of my burrito, so we're gonna watch half of the Daily Dose.
Or not half.
Oh my god.
I have a third of my burrito.
Hello everyone, this is- Dude, I gotta say, Chipotle sucks until they bring around that
El Pastore chicken, bitch.
Oh my god.
daily dose of internet.
Dude, I love seals, man. Oh my god, are these sea lions? I don't know the difference.
I don't give a shit.
What do they do? They're a little butt dance.
This guy dropped off his parcel while stuck in traffic.
What the fuck just happened?
Is that just an ice sheet on top of the house?
This couple decided to get married on a plane.
I'm not vibing with the airplane wedding, I'm not gonna lie.
You know, get married wherever you want, do whatever you want, but I don't know, man.
I'm just letting you know, if I'm on a fucking, you know, united spirit flight, wherever the
fuck I'm on, and they go, special announcement, we're going to be doing a wedding to-
Boom.
Right?
Ready?
Boom.
On my AirPods.
Boom.
Muted.
muted
Muted and then I'm playing fucking see there
Literally they're going hey, I'm sorry. We're getting we're getting so we're gonna have a wedding today. I now pronounce you
I'll tell somebody to propose on an airplane one time too, I was like damn bro.
This couple decided to get married on a plane.
a free bag of pretzels. He used the oldest trick in the book. Now of getting married on
an airplane got me free flights for life. Different story. The teacher wanted to show his students
is his hidden talent.
I love how it's, uh...
Sorry, I got a lot of burrito in my mouth.
Type the psychoactive drugs in the back.
Why is this so hypnotizing?
Well, yo-yo just wouldn't work in space, right?
Oh, never mind.
When it gets cold here in Florida, thousands of manatees gather up here at the power plant.
pushing out a lot of warm water and that's how they're able to survive this winter but
I mean there's literally thousands of them, so many of them deep out of the water over
there.
Oh my god I was just choking.
Oh my god.
I knew that about every other time I'm eating.
Were you swallowing?
There's like food half stuck in your mouth and then you swallow again and you're like
oh fuck.
Do you guys not do that?
I feel like I choke like every time I eat food.
Like I'll swallow it, and then it gets stuck
and I can still breathe, but it's like,
it's like, holy fuck, wait, I'm actually kind of choking.
And then I have to like drink a bunch of water
and I like feel it slowly push it down.
Two year food, that's what my intestines are for.
Wave of nausea, hold up.
They really didn't think this one through.
Hey, hey!
That al pastor burritos sitting like a brick in my stomach how fast did I eat that I feel
like I ate that in like eight minutes holy shit oh my god he's gonna I thought he said
he's gonna spill that I use it spit on them you were talking about the camel I
thought you were saying I was gonna spill like I was gonna throw up that
would have been a funnier comment this waterfall has frozen itself a protective
Thanks, Walt.
All right, done with that bullshit.
We got to practice Rocket League.
We got a tournament in 30 minutes.
Chat, here's the schedule.
Here's the schedule.
Rocket League turning today now, tomorrow,
S&P random games.
I'm gonna be live at like 2.30 tomorrow.
Tuesday, High on Life 2, live at like four.
Gonna be running at the all stream.
Wednesday, Poppy Playtime chapter five.
Thursday, not lie.
Friday reacts probably around like 3, 3.30.
Saturday High on Life 2 in random games.
Sunday reacts.
Monday, FCP random games will go from there.
I'm just a quarter of the sub token for the sub.
It would be thank you for the three.
Mobile rivals for the next week?
No idea.
So let's thank you for the sub.
Mike, thank you for the sub.
Next Tuesday, I'm off.
Next Wednesday, AHA charity stream, by the way.
Jeff for the sub.
Alex, thank you for the sub.
C4, thank you for the three.
Yesterday, Valentine had an Amazon box vibrating.
I was shaking box vibrating.
Writhing my news.
The vibrator and I delivered it to in a sweet grandma
that took the delivery, never thought I would deliver
a vibrator to a grandma.
Why was it vibrating in the box?
Ban for the sub 24 for the sub costs for the sub.
Ninja thank you for the thousand buddies.
Ailey for the sub fictional and Lux thank you for the sub.
Drew and Glissie thank you for the five gifts
Mr. and V for the sub homo for the sub.
My thank you for the sub.
Johnny thank you for the three.
Don't read this aloud.
No.
Still learn mine for the sub.
All right, appreciate the support though, big dog.
All right, lock in.
Also, when you say don't read out loud, I'm just letting you know, the message pops up in chat, so people can still read it.
Butter for the sublium, thank you for that break.
Anyways, what is Jaxi doing? Is he on Rocket League? He's my fucking partner today. We're going to get Archie and Yu-Gi first.
As a part of the racket.
Are either of them live?
If so, are they practicing?
Let me check.
Jinx and Marlon are
Sketch by the way, are you aware that Jinx is I sketched his left now mind you could love listening to Jinx talk
Dude, I love listening to British people man
Just a great accent just a great accent can't do it can't do it
You're definitely losing this tourney.
Really?
I think it'll be fine.
Oh wait, let me pull, I gotta pull up the bracket.
It's me and JG versus Archie and Yugi,
and then if we win,
if we win, we go get to the winner of XQC and PDM
and I think Zoinks and Riley, Kumar for the sub.
Oh, let's get a practice game in now.
What's happening?
Jaycee's going to sell, you think he's going to hold me back?
I think we have a pretty good team.
I was telling him this the other day.
I was like, right now, XQC, I think XQC is a four seed,
but he is the worst teammate.
XQC is probably the best.
I saw you say that I was the best player in the tournament.
I don't think I'm the best player in the tournament at all.
I just think we have the best team.
Hold on.
Let me lock in.
Let me tap in real quick, Chappie this.
Yup, set up for the teammate.
There we go.
Let's get a block, buddy.
I can tell you right now, Tino's... oh, Jesus.
I can tell you right now, Tino's- Oh Jesus.
Gotta be doing ball over boost right now.
Saving the day. Let me grab that. Turn around.
Holy shit. He actually matches. Thank you for the 50.
Jesus.
You get the ball out of here. Thank you.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Are we going up for the aerial Tino? Come on man.
We got to fucking walk in. I need practice.
There it is.
And the fucking double-tap teamwork I know I doubted you you're a fucking goat
Great teamwork what's happening with the bit rate
Mike the camera quality shit
That's what happens when you play rocket league ma'am. Sorry
Okay, get dead. I was about to click on your fucking friend. I
Can turn down the graphics a little but rocket League of General just fucks your bit, right? Oh
Shit, why do I have everything on high quality?
Oh, sorry. What? Check. Does it look that bad?
Render quality performance. Quality render detail performance. Is that better? Oh, this
looks fine. Does this look good? First thing, what's up, Joe? Yo, stop sucking ass to the
game I need good bracket. You and your boy are terrible.
Never mind. Huh. Try to go for it. It's my face. Is my face like better quality now
that I turn the graphics down or no? I don't know why I flip the lap.
All right. Why is it only 720p?
It's streaming 720p instead of it. Stop trolling.
Oh God.
Ugh. Ugh! Ugh!
Yeah, it's 1440. It's 1440 or 720.
Mother, turn me up!
You might be in a country where you don't have 1440s.
Sorry.
I'll have him that.
Get that ball out of there.
Oh, actually, I'm doing really bad for the team right now.
Huh!
I thought I was doing really well.
I have a lot of non-stat performance.
You see that bump right there?
Back here.
Wow, that was pure luck.
That was pure luck.
She knows those are running 108 ping.
Casually 108 ping.
He is playing on Wendy's.
Wendy's Wi-Fi right now.
unwired
See ya
Thanks for keeping the vibes my soul dog got diagnosed with T cell lymphoma this week f cancer in the chat
Man, I'm sorry. He was allowed to kiss you sir to go funny. I would like it to chat without permission
I don't do go fun knees man. I'm sorry. Mr. Worthy think of the five possibly if the future becoming friends with a fan now
Don't have shit like that
That's how you get banned in the Jobar chat.
I'm sorry man, that was very bearable.
It was different when I started content years ago where you could interact with fans on a more meaningful way.
But now, now dude, those motherfuckers don't actually think I'm their friend.
So now.
I'm talking about me because I want to move to the US in five years and I think you're a very nice guy.
Yeah, I'm not going to be your friend worthy, I'm sorry, that's really creepy.
I'm not I don't think you're creepy man, but I'm just letting you know that that's that's disturbing from my my perspective
There's 300 million people in the US
You'll find somebody else to be your friend
All right
Up
I don't follow with that
Up
Now we need a lock came bro. Oh my god, I need a practice. Holy
We have we have 23 minutes before we start
I can't air it I can't off wall aerial
Oh brother don't do this don't do that don't do that to me that's humiliating
There it is fuck chatting on lock Tino's carrying this match of time
Dude, that fucking burritos make me like really nauseous.
What?
I'm holding back the urch to vomit right now.
Holy fuck.
I think I ate it too fast.
Or do you think it was bad chicken?
I don't know.
Fuck!
I'm going to forth though, Chad.
I have a tense.
And that's all that matters.
I'm trying to hold back the bottom.
Tito!
I'm trying to hold back the bottom.
Tito!
Tito, come on!
Tito!
I'm right here!
That's me!
No!
Tito, I set you up!
Are you excited for poppy play type 5?
I don't think it'll be bad, but I fear that it's going to be
Not laggy, but I think there's gonna be like a portion of the game
That's on bearable and then the rest will be good. Jacob big plane and all of this out
But yeah, we're gonna finish it all or we're gonna beat the whole game on Wednesday. So I'm gonna finish
He's doing some rainbow shits, fine.
I'm gonna get like two more practice games in and I'll hop off a call with him.
And he's doing some other shit.
Look, I got a floss in my teeth.
Jinx is calling you?
Oh no, he's not.
Are you serious?
Hold up.
No, he's not your fucking ass hat.
Tooth floss on standby.
At all times.
Tooth Floss on standby at all times.
Y'all have like two teeth?
Do you guys have two teeth that like all your food gets stuck in between?
I don't know why, it's right here.
Every time.
Every time my food gets stuck.
Look look sorry
Hold up
Hey
He's not even a chat he's not even at a set up he's probably taking a piss
You're shitting okay, then what the fuck are what you saying he's calling me
Riley and Zoica are gonna call on the desk right now. Do they have the bra? Oh, here's the bracket. Okay
This is the bracket chat
For the tournament
I think it's the best of three.
Me and, uh, Jinxy versus Archie and Yugi,
Riley's going XQC, Plack by Max, Ron Lacey, Mingo,
Sketch, Jinx, Marlin, Ludwig, Squeaks.
Squeaks is very good at the game.
XQC is very good at the game.
I don't know how good anyone else is.
I know Plack by Max sucks.
I'm pretty sure Jinx is pretty good.
Ludwig's ass.
Statue's ass.
I'm assuming Archie and Yu-Gi, their bottom seed, so they're probably not gonna be great.
But I don't know, like, who should we be worried about? If we win here,
I would rather play XQC and PBM.
Because I feel like Rylin and Zoink are going to be worse than XQC,
but a better team.
If that makes sense. Ipro and Niko, they give it a sub, just for the sub.
What do you know what rank ginger is?
Zoink's good.
Zoink is a geometry dash pro, right?
He's flat.
Ginger's flat.
Or diamond.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I don't know why people are glazing my team so hard.
I think like this is going to be a very even tournament like I don't think that
we're OP at all I think most of us are like flat one still you know ban ban
no pass thank you also mods feel free to toss that bitch in the cover only if we
Oh my god
Is he gone for that? Holy shit. See like what type of flat is landing those heads? Like that's fucking crazy
Like a back? Uh-oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this guy's insane. Oh my shot!
What?
Fuck!
Dude, chat stop.
No, I need to lock in.
I'm getting nervous.
I haven't done a competitive tournament in a while.
I'm just going for the block, dude.
I don't know when they're coming out.
Up!
Every match has a smurf for me.
I don't know if this guy's smurfing.
I feel like people in flat have really good mechanics
in different areas.
Bro, come on.
He didn't make that fucking shot.
You see what I mean?
Like, he can do all the trick and stuff,
but he never makes a shot.
Okay, you can take it.
That's fine.
Yeah, you can take it.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Oh, they're in roll one.
No!
Damn, do we have to follow rule one if we get in one in this turnie?
Shit.
Do we have to follow rule one?
this turning. Shit. Do we have to follow rule one? Yes, in a two's turning, that sucks.
What really depends who gets in the, in the, in the rule one. Like if we're going to get
like PDM and XUC and Jinxie gets XUC in a rule one, I'm telling that motherfucker to
never leave you know so come on let me get a hand on it fuck damn it I'm playing
like shit not the subject of thinking of the three fuck of all your shit thank
Thank you, I've grown Niko, thank you so much.
Just bump them out of it.
Ow. Ow.
Black Mone Max's asset every game he touches. Yeah, because he plays off his fucking OBS screen.
Which has a delay.
And in a game like Rocket League, if you're playing on a fucking delay, you're fucked.
I hope he's not playing on his OBS.
If he plays on his OBS, it's going to be delayed, so like, wherever he thinks the ball's gonna be, it's not gonna be there.
Because all position puts are gonna be bad.
Bro, that was a good pass! That was a good pass! I'm locked back in! I'm locked back in! I'm locked back in!
Maybe that shit. Going up?
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Going for the wall.
Natalie's going for the wall.
Natalie, center it.
Natalie, I'm centered.
Ready for you.
Oh, here we go.
For me.
For you.
For me.
For us.
For me.
I'm going back.
Rotating.
Climbing.
Going up.
Going over.
Missed it.
Awkward.
Hit that.
There we go.
Nope. Uh-oh.
Is that an A?
Easy.
JT's in call? Oh my god, is he waiting for me?
Oh no, he's in call with Riley.
After this game, after this game challenge, I'm in call.
Let me walk in, though.
Bad.
Natalie's there, though.
Every time.
See, like, what the fuck? We're going to put...
Sorry, I thought I heard something.
Nice shot, don't say that.
Don't do that.
Yo, I'm playing really bad right now, Jack.
I would not- I don't know if I would put channel points on me.
I'll lock in now. That's what we're warming up. I'll get the rotations down.
Jogo's waiting but he's not in my call.
I'll just join it out.
Bro. You guys are losing? I don't know. I feel like we can't lose them.
I
Rose right there I
Feel like we can't lose to Arke and you
Oh my god, oh my god
Backflip bitch fuck you take that shit Natalie take that shit arioi arioi, okay
Oh my god wait no I've lost all my gaming capabilities
We don't lose, holy fuck, what the hell out of here?
Oh my god, it's OT, I'm sweating, can't believe it, can't believe it, oh my god, there it is.
I'm back and I'm back now it's kind of a game you know couldn't uh could have
really fucked that one up check three first touches cinema
divbed up other all in call should I just join wait let me go pee first let
Let me go pee, let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
I'm gonna have nervous pee, sorry.
Stop it now.
It's a quick pass. Quick pass. I'm joining. I'm going to lie to Jinxie and say I took
three edibles. Came up with the idea in the bathroom. Genius. I am.
I look at the play GDN three days because I'm playing Rocket League.
Joe!
Yo, Jixi, just letting you know, man, my chatter's redeemed to eat an edible, I ate three edibles,
so.
Wait.
So, I need you to be so, like, dead ass right now, Joe.
You're fucking with me, right?
Yeah.
I haven't been motherfucked in bus.
Hey, Joe.
Joe, you ate three edibles before.
How is he bouncing like this?
No, I'm fucking dude. I'm telling you he's cheating
So like this isn't even like
I was just bored. So like you really good aura farm right now. You're kind of I mean this isn't really
That's not bro. This is too easy. So like show them
Like what's a lot of levels in this chat? What's the hardest map?
Bro, oh, I'm playing like months. Wait, maybe I still know how to play it though
Okay, what's an extreme demon you know you could be instantly with no hesitation
Life on the line they're saying plate orbit
This
I
Bro, I'm a see y'all in rock of it bro. I think everybody should just first of five
Yo, Ron, I saw you say that you would be better than me at any video game
That's right, yeah, that's sure that would be true. Yes. Aren't you like only good at fortnight
aren't you only good at like reacting to content
Oh, Jesus. Wow. Wow.
Alright, is the M word just a word?
What?
Is the M word just a word, guys?
Let's talk about it today.
You know what I mean?
Alright, good luck to y'all, man. Good luck, everybody in here.
Wait, how does he-
He just went to a channel by himself.
Wait, Joe, I'm-
Oh my God, I just, wait, hold up, I just left.
I just left on Ron.
Yo, sorry to Ron.
Wait, so am I supposed to watch your game?
I want to wait.
No, is it one at a time?
Or is it like three?
I think we're playing one at a time.
I think it's one at a time.
Yeah.
I think I don't think you have to watch.
Yeah.
You don't have to like every so.
So it's going to be Jinxie and Joe versus Yugi and Agi
first.
And I guess that's just what happens first.
We just watch them.
And then once they're done.
Yeah, then we go down the line.
So I think you can do whatever you want, right?
Yeah.
It's like being good at silver, dude.
No, no brother, but but but Arkie has to combine ten minutes on the game. You know
Did you guys not have like a team meeting and practice or anything like me and
Look at the fucking discord chat channel, is that you is that you
Let me share it for you, bro.
How do I see it?
What do you mean?
Here, I'm screen sharing, I'm screen sharing.
Is this you bro, tell me when you're in screen share.
No way.
Yes, okay, yeah, I'm in, I'm in.
Is this you bro?
Wait, rewind everyone, I haven't seen the whole thing.
That is not Jixi.
Because if this is you, I don't want to play with you, bro.
I don't want to play against you.
I'm gonna, yeah, that is me, Jixi.
That is the, that is Jixi.
You did a flippery set?
No, no, it's not me, it's not me.
I'm three weeks into the game, bro, like listen, let's not make excuses, bro. Try to win
Okay, listen, surely we just hit it shuffle. We hit shuffle on some of the matchups. You give him same broski
Let's hit show
We're first seed. That's how it works
First let me deal with Joe Joe you're not good at any other game other than fucking Geo guesser. That's one thing
Okay, I don't want to hear nothing from you. That's just one thing
What are you good at?
Um, there's many things I'm fucking good at, I tell you, okay?
Such as?
Um, I've played, uh, Five Hearts Under One Roof. You ever heard of that game?
Nope.
Look, you ever heard of that?
Joe, are you or are you not on three edibles?
I'm not on three edibles, but they keep redeeming edibles to try and get me to eat one.
Why today?
No, no, why today of every...
Yes!
Yo, how many edibles have you eaten?
I haven't eaten any edibles yet.
Yet, key word.
So wait, you're going to like do it in finals?
Bro, what is this?
Bro, I need to win.
I never win my tournaments.
I need to win, bro.
You cannot be high off your ass laughing
because I'll actually freak out.
Like, Jesus, I'm fucked.
Jixi, I'm just saying, when I'm
high you I reach like a flow state before things get worse you know what is that even
fucking me what is that like like you things get better before they get worse like when
I'm I reach like a Zen state of being high where it's kind of like I'm taking like
DEDs, you know oh like I'm like yeah like meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Bros just saying words
Joe, let me say this bro. Let me say this
Joe if you take one edible during this tournament that is fine
if you take two edibles
That is fine. Oh, I would not take two. I would I would take like half of one
Okay, if you take let me take that if you take 1.5 edibles, that is fine
Joseph Bartolozioni
If you take anything more than two edibles, we are not gonna win shit
You're gonna be laughing in the net while I try to 1v2
You're gonna be I feel like you I feel like the way that you perceive weed is how like the
fried egg in a pan
Like PSA commercials were in the 80s
No, I just know taking two edibles is not gonna enhance your gaming abilities
Maybe one edible. Maybe you could argue that yo Yugi where the fuck is your teammate? Okay, so okay
Are we all gonna be in call while we play or we're gonna be in separate?
I would love to but Jinxie he he starts like he needs to calm down
Spike he needs to calm down a little bit
My cortisol is in check. So don't even try.
Yeah, we're low cortisol for 20, 20 cents.
Yeah, my cortisol is in check.
Check, can I get it each week?
I was going to say, if we're in the same call, though,
then we can't strategize.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
I don't listen.
OK, it's a GC tournament.
And I love GC, listen, OK?
But you can obviously tell by the matchups
he's trying to win his first tournament, blah, blah, blah.
Because then if he beats me, if he beats Archie and I,
He goes on to Riley and Zoink versus XQC and PBM.
With all due respect, I love Riley, Zoink, and PBM,
but the only good player between those two teams is XQC.
He's trying to rig it for himself, brother.
Yugi, brother, the bracket is locked in.
Look, Ludwig has to play last.
Period end of story.
Ron and Marlon have a flight in two and a half hours.
You need to get Arke to hell in here
and when you're stunned.
I think I don't have something to do.
I can tell you my whole schedule.
There's a lot of consciousness to be made today.
Where is Archie motherfucker?
Okay, give him a game.
No, no, no, no, no, get it.
Number one, get the cortisol levels down.
You're spicy.
Calm down.
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
I show speed to make you,
made you shake your eyebrows, now you're chocked, okay?
But understand, breathe, breathe, you need to breathe.
I think he kind of looks like a handsome Mr. Clean.
Yo, Joe, Joe, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Dude, read this one book, it's called,
My meditations by Marcus Arellius,
he was loved by everybody.
I'm excited right now.
I'm running for schedule.
Yuki, Yuki!
I'm going to make the match.
No, listen.
Listen, listen.
No, no, you didn't listen, okay?
Get the DQ ready. Get the DQ ready.
No, no, no.
Where is your teammate?
Wait, get this qualified.
I will find you.
You need you need you need to calm down. Okay, you need to drink your de-blow guns calm down. Okay calm down
Yes, chew your neurogum you need to calm down
Yes, you see you see there's bigger problems pbm isn't live and excuse me is a lot
He's ready to go in 10 minutes, he's like.
You need me to call, yeah, call ex-convicts.
I was gonna call him for you, but you could do it.
This motherfucker's sleeping.
It's 6 PM.
What?
Yeah. Millionaires, am I right, Joe?
Millionaires, am I right, Joe?
No.
Oh my God, we have to cancel the tournament.
All right, wait, why are you de-queuing ex-QC?
You can see.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi.
Where's Arke?
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, I got swerving
around this question, where is Arke?
Listen, you know, everybody's asking where is Arke?
Yo, Yugi's stalling.
No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe,
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Everybody's saying where's Arke?
But where, you know?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Where?
Brother, what?
Where's the integrity in the game?
It's not about, it's like,
No, no, Jesse, this is more than just a competitive game.
This is a lot of streamers coming together and collabing.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Amazing, Jesse, thank you so much for doing this.
Everybody can collab and we all can interact
and do what the streaming world wants to do.
Brother, everybody's asking where's Arke?
Brother, where is the positiveness
in the streaming community?
Hi, everybody give us props to Jesse
for making this shit happen.
Joe, why did he deafen?
Oh, I don't know. I thought he was listening to you. Um, yeah, you did. You did a great
soapbox speech there, you know, but Joe, have you read this one book?
Uh, meditation, you say, why do you keep met because I made a video about Marcus really
is meditations. Is it just like, oh, really read this one?
No, no, listen, because this one, that one book changed my whole life and perspective
and everything I do now.
Marcus really says,
meditation's changed your whole perspective on life.
What about, what about Marcus really?
Is it just like, just a topic that they call it?
It's just the way, where is Archey?
Okay, so Jeezy, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you're not going to deaf in an inter-mean Joe's
conversation.
So you're going to wait till this conversation is done
and then we can continue with ours.
Okay. All right.
So Joe, pretty much it showed me how positive
in different outlook in life.
How do I serve and serve or deaf in this motherfucker?
Yo, where is Archie?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Archie is 10 minutes away.
He's 10, he's five minutes away.
No, no, no, no, no.
He was 10 minutes away, 10 minutes ago.
Now he's five minutes away, okay?
Just give us five minutes, give us five minutes
because he will be on.
The thing about Archie is me and him were connecting,
okay?
Just give us 10 years.
All right, so I think it's only fair
that we start with a goal because your team's late.
I'm not even gonna say.
Joe, I think you should start with a job, brother.
That's what I think both of y'all should start doing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like both of y'all, bro.
I'm not even just saying this, bro.
Like, I told everyone the date and time,
probably on an 11-day notice, probably a 10-day notice.
How are people late?
How is XQC asleep?
How is RQ late?
How is PBM late?
TZ, because the average streamer doesn't have a schedule.
The average streamer doesn't go to place 25.
I respect that.
That's why I said that 10 days in advance.
I said the date, 10 days in advance, with the time!
James, thank you for being on time.
Oh, no problem.
I've been ready since 9 p.m. for Eugene, sir.
Yeah, and James, this is why I love you,
because I knew you'd be on time.
I knew James would be on time.
Now, as for your teammate,
you said Marlon has a flight in two hours?
This is news to me.
Marlon has a flight in two hours?
Oh, fuck.
Who's he now?
Wait, Marlon didn't tell you?
Martin didn't tell you he had a flight in two hours.
No, he didn't tell me like that.
Ah!
Martin and Ron have a flight in two hours.
What the fuck is this tournament?
Your cortisol levels are up here dropping down again.
No fuck that, cortisol pulse it!
Show up on time for the love of Jesus!
Show up on time!
I gave y'all a date in a time of 11 days and a tenth!
So what?
Fuck!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. You need to calm down. You need to chill. You need to chill, okay?
Who's getting a call?
Your phone is vibrating. It's X. It's X.
Dad called him. Dad called him. Yeah, have eyes. Great. Fuck the cord.
Oh, anyway, so what was your favorite part of the martyrs
really is his meditation because you said you read the book.
So it seemed like I remember seeing this one thing where he
got back stabbed. He got back stabbed. You're thinking of
Julius Caesar. No, no, nothing about Julius Caesar. It's
powerful because it brings up. No, no, no, no, no, Joe, it's
powerful because it turns big stoic ideas into brutally honest practical self-advice
you know I'm saying about controlling your reactions are you reading like an AI
fucking like a summary of fuck I'm gonna add time where is our key okay
I'm done holding on. We're six minutes off time.
I have that had 10 chat hoppers literally called me a hood rat.
I've had 10 chat hoppers call me a hood rat and then I'm annoying.
Do you think I'm okay? Do you think I'm okay? I'm not okay.
I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay.
He's like, he's like, he's like, slowly getting quieter and quiet.
quiet or quiet. Okay. Sorry if anyone insulted you, but we got
a tight schedule. No, no, he's not a tight schedule, but Ron and
Martin have a flight. So we're on a tight schedule. He's
lying. He's lying. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
Shane. All right, guys, check the Twitter group chat. I'm
gonna send you a picture of the private name and the
I
Discard
Yes, go please have I so listen to have eyes. Don't have eyes. Do not a blind
We want this God I've ice
Okay, perfect. Perfect. Alright.
You can see it. Do we need any extras?
Or are we good to go?
Oh, God, it's my witness.
Keep him on standby. I don't know.
Keep him on standby. Keep him on standby.
Because I don't know what's happening.
Yo, I'm back. I don't know what's happening.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
I'm going to send it in Twitter.
Wait, are we playing right now?
Are we playing right now?
Yes, right now. We're the first game.
First game.
is it best of three? Yes. Okay. Are you are you are you are you and are you ready? Okay.
Okay, it's in the Twitter. It's in the Twitter. Yeah, I'm joining right now. No, but Jixi, I
I mean, I don't want to say that nobody's ever on time,
but nobody is ever on time.
It says unable to find server, by the way.
Wait, did I?
Oh, no, no, no, wait.
Now, no, no, no.
Now, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Hold up.
Sorry.
Oh, you didn't make it yet?
Hold up.
Now, I made it.
But that's for 1B1.
Hey, GenC.
It says that it's it said.
Do we do we have a whereabout sort of Ludwig.
He's going to be the last one to play.
He already told me a week in advance he has to play lots, which is why
we have to keep the bracket intact.
We have to go you know, okay.
I'm in the gang.
Okay so we're not all playing at the same time.
No, no, no,
Oh, nice.
OK, I get it.
I get it.
Oh, why are we not all playing at the same time?
Yugi, Yugi, why are you not in the lobby?
Why are you not in the lobby?
I am.
I'm actually in the lobby with Joe Bart.
Wait, what?
Yeah, it's only me and Yugi in the lobby.
Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
Wait, one second, OK?
Let me join.
You did say it was Secret 3, right?
The lobby name?
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Like, bro, are you serious?
I can't even tell you're being,
are you being dead ass serious?
Are you kidding?
What?
You know, are you kidding?
Yo, yo, it was good.
Are you kidding?
It's not yo, yo, get in now.
Get in.
OK, OK, bro, you ready to game?
Bro, my bad, bro, I got a little fever, bro.
Brother, I don't, OK, you know what?
I got a fever, I'm sick.
We're supposed to be in separate halls, bro.
Y'all got a hot bath.
We got a hot bath.
Oh, our longings is gonna take
Okay, I got a doorknash
Do I grab it? Yes or no?
Yes, you're not playing right now!
Yes, you guys know what you get!
Yes, you're not playing!
Alright, best of three
What team are we?
I mean it's all in the Twitter group chat
I explained everything, clear as that
At the time that real fucking thing
We have each other's phone numbers
What do we date people?
Oh, well yeah, let me text 16 individual people on iMessage, or I can put it all into Twitter, Group Chat, and then they won't get me in it!
Waaaaaahhh!
Archie, join the game! Good luck! Good luck! Archie, join the game! Join the game!
Archie, join the game! Join the game!
I don't think he's in our group chat.
Yo, that Twitter Group Chat has sacred info.
Okay, it's just me and you, right Joe?
Alright, Joe, listen.
We are the A.I. Chat cortisol cortisol whatever fuck off I don't care spike it
up I hate when people aren't on time how are five people late how's that
excuse you sleep by the way we have bigger fish to fry even if we win this
I gotta wake up XQC I gotta wake him up what is happening
yeah how do you know he's asleep though he's just not answering like he
could be up because because I've known XQC for probably three years and I would
say half of the days XQC wakes up at 3 p.m. the other half of the days he wakes
up at 8 he's literally a vampire he streams at 9 in the morning and then
wakes up at 8 p.m. he's the worst sleep schedule I've ever seen wow and I called
him twice and he didn't pick up and last night he said oh see the tournament
model. She is what time? I said, I said, I'm like an Italian plumber. I'm trying to do X boys. I said the tournament is at 6pm ESC
tomorrow. So X you see knew the time of the tournament. Jack, who was watching X last night? How late did he go to sleep? How
late was he streaming? How late was he streaming?
There's no sub. You don't you don't have anybody that could sub for him. But they would have to be equally as
He it's gonna be somebody that's gonna be a diamond. Yeah, uh the only person I could think hey guys
Hey
Yo, hey, Joe, uh, Jinx. What's up, brother? Yo, Marta, what's up, dude?
Don't don't don't ball it now jeansy you were just swiping off my lawn go fucking
First off I wasn't slagging off anybody Marlon you have a flight in two hours, right?
What was that what's that you have to exit your set up and end your stream what time what time we'll have to exit
My setup good question there. I would yeah, I perfectly framed the questions in that so I would probably say
Yeah, I mean around
Okay, that's perfect. So all right. We're good. I'm trying chat. What is voice mode?
I think I gotta, honestly, I think it's like, I think that's maybe like an hour, an hour and 30 minutes, something like that.
This should be fine, right?
You have to leave in an hour and 30 minutes?
No, it's fine.
I have to leave in between, I think, 30 and an hour.
So, throw your game in about a minute here.
Uh, Jigs, maybe, uh, Jigs, maybe, honestly, it's being fully chest-bearing.
Maybe cancel. Just fucking cancel the center.
Yeah, also, could I just say something? Jigs, you said it was starting at 11, he's now in quarter past, we're 40 minutes and you've not even started.
Can you can you fucking let me go check on that one moment one moment. Sorry about that. You're good. I'll good
Joe, how do you feel that Jinx is your partner, mate? Um, I mean, I was pretty confident
But now he seems pretty stressed out. So I think that's probably gonna be an issue
Yeah
He's asleep, which is the next game after this
So oh, he's that QC on next
Yeah, I think he needs to wake up as you see, don't he?
Yo, James.
Yo, James, please unmute your mic.
I beg.
Yeah, no, James, he's not here at the minute.
My alarm, mate.
James.
He's not here at the minute, my alarm.
Oh, okay, nice.
I think he's trying to get more in our lobby.
I think you don't manage your own streams.
Are you in the lobby yet, Joe?
I've been waiting in the lobby since it was created.
Wow, right now. Okay. We've all been on time. We've all been on time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're all on time. Yeah.
Um, so question you, um, is there anything I need to do to join something certain on Rocket League? Or is this like, this is all I have to do here?
Just like, join it. You know, just stay in my lobby and I'll fix it. I'll do it. And I'm with you already, right? Yes. It's all good. Yes.
Now what you probably want to do is join our call and then leave Joe and Jinxie to play each other now
Well, not play each other one second one second one second. I can make sure that that just a curiosity. Where are you from Joe?
New Jersey
So would you class is is that in America? Yeah? Yes, you don't
Yeah, have you got a dream production manager or do you manage your own stream?
I
What do you mean by stream production manager like somebody that changes my scenes and everything?
Yeah, I do it myself. I do it myself. Yeah. No, I know it's
I do it myself that Marlon is fucking clueless lazy and a fucking
pleb and he's got a production manager and he was just flexing
on us before. So I was just curious. No, I did not. American
thing. Wait, Marlon, you have a guy right now that's like
changing your scenes and yeah, yeah. And you pay him. Oh, yeah,
pretty good. Pretty good little salary. But what does he
He's everything to me. He's
everything to me. He's changing
scenes. He put a face on screen.
He is muting, not muting. He's
putting that one on screen.
Basically, what are you doing, Joe?
You just can't use the keyboard on
my screen. What he's doing, Joe,
it's just what we do with our right
hand and mouse. Yeah, I just
click the scene.
That's funny. That's fucking funny,
huh? Is that funny? Yeah.
No, it just shows that you're
massive congratulations.
Thanks man.
And I'd also like to say I'd like to apologize for saying you're American because you're
obviously not American.
I'm not American.
Don't ever commentate.
You're Swedish.
But do you know what it is?
Yes, you are.
Swedish.
Yes, Swedish.
Wow.
Joe, I felt like you could be a little Scandinavian.
I could see that.
Oh no, not Scandinavian at all.
Got my DNA test back.
Wow.
Joe, can I apologize on behalf of Marlon there because that was incredibly racist
and I hope I can.
What do you mean it's or it's or it's what do you get?
Oh, stop.
Is that a bread?
Stop.
Oh, Marlin's a Marlin stream manager.
Can we get a mute on Marlin's mic?
I love peanut bread.
Yo, fuck you, John.
Fuck that.
Fuck.
Fuck it a little bit, Joe.
Wait.
Okay.
Let me actually have that in my phone.
Hey, Jinky.
Hey, Artie.
He just left again.
Now, wait, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin stream manager, you need to let Marlin know
like Marlon know that Jinx you left the call? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he's done
there is must be really muted me. He's really muted me because he said needed.
So he's muted me for my job. So they cannot. Thank you so much. Thank you so
much. Can you just please remind my mom that his mom is one big fat slug?
Thank you. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He can bring it. Bring it. That was, that was a mistake.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, Jynx needs to join his callback so we can rebate him more. It's too easy.
Do we need to remind him of actually 20 minutes late now and he still needs to wake up as QC.
There you go.
Dude, I don't understand how Arke's not in the game now.
Yeah, I'll be honest. I would have thought Arke'd be quite switched on her.
the team down if I'm honest.
Yo, so wait, so Archie and XGC's not here?
No, Archie is.
All right, Joe, let's do it.
Joe, let's do it.
Hey!
Hey, Jigs!
Hey, Jigs, fuck it.
Honestly, cancel it.
I don't care.
I got to find something.
We're about to start right now.
Yo, we need you guys to hop out of our call.
Yeah, we're gonna.
We're gonna.
We just need to get Marlon's production manager to do it for Marlon.
Yeah.
Joe, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm changing team. I'm ready Joe. We go blue
Best of three remember best of three
It's hitting it's giving me an error when I try to join blue
You said what when I hit join blue it uh, oh, oh why am I in the match? Oh
You
What the fuck is that?
I think you said it to a 1v1, whoever made it.
You said it to a 1v1, Jensy.
Wait, what, that's on me?
Yeah, you said it to a 1v1.
Yeah, I couldn't join your team.
Jensy, you started the game, so we can't join.
Oh, I said it to a 1v1.
Yeah, you started the game, so we, yeah, then we'll be able to join.
Yeah, but I think it glitched, you started it too fast, like it takes time.
Wait, I need to make a new server, all right.
Fuck that platform.
We're leaving, we're leaving, we're leaving.
Yeah, new lobby.
Okay, let's have communication.
Let's have communication and then let's get into the lobby.
I had it on TeamSize 2v2.
What?
It said TeamSize 2v2.
I'm so confused.
All right, whatever.
I had it on TeamSize 2v2, oh, God.
All right, here we go.
Is it gonna be the same name and everything?
It's gonna be different
because now the same one's gonna bring us to the same one.
So it's gonna be this.
All right, all right, all right.
It's gonna be in the here, in the group chat.
Hey, Jixi and Joel, y'all in here right now?
Jixi made the customer one-on-one instead of a two-on-two.
So we're making the new.
Jixi, I don't think you can hear me right now,
but I'm pretty sure you need to call.
So cheers, mate.
Good job, mate.
Yeah, Jinxie, we're also, it's a 2v2 tournament,
so you need to set it up for 2v2, Jinxie.
I won the one.
Obviously, it's your tournament as well,
so I'd expect you to know that, mate.
And we're actually, we're 21 minutes behind schedule,
and we're on the tight schedule.
Jinxie, you know I'm gonna be in England in two months, right?
Oh, are you actually?
Is that a threat?
No.
No, no, no, is that a threat?
No, no, I'm not a threat.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mate.
No, I'm not a threat.
You're not a threat.
No, I'm not a threat.
We were ready. We weren't ready. It's fine. Yeah, all right. Now that Joe Joe, have you
I'm taking any edibles.
No.
Okay, perfect.
Let's wait.
I'm putting it on my glasses.
All right, I don't expect much of it, guys.
Remember, it's best if we attack.
Yep.
I did it.
Joe, when I did it,
play the second touch every time.
I'm gonna shoot at you.
Yep.
Why is Zoil in the back?
I need to be a little bit quicker there,
Joseph, Bartilla's zone.
Why is Zoil in the back?
Nice job.
Ah, Zoil in his archie, I think.
Ah, Zoil's archie.
Wait, but he shouldn't be in the call.
You mean the game?
Yeah, I mean the game, not the ball.
Nice job, I'm over with the piano, that's our key.
It's a little sorry.
Yeah, they suck.
They're just gonna give us the ball.
They're just gonna be giving us the ball, yeah.
Well, now they're just gonna play defense all the time.
How if we lose, this would be so in there,
like, oh my God.
All right, nice, nice.
Good block.
I got a kill, yep.
Nice job, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You, you, you, you.
Just stab it in.
What? What?
Come back, come back, come back, it's fine.
I got demoed. Oh my God. Why are they good?
Oh my God. This is real life, right? I got it. I got it. I'm wallowing this.
Fine. They're not good. Wallowing it again. I'm demoing it.
I missed my demo. Fuck me in the ass.
I go to the ball. You play that. You play that. I go to the ball.
Nice. I got it. I got the ball.
Yeah, you so much time so much time so much time
Wait, JC, they're doing what you're doing and they're just going for a demo on the every time in the back
So like if you see one of them driving for you just like leave out of the way
Got it. Good call. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I gotta be quicker. I'm not I think
I'm a really I'm gonna wall it
It's gonna be over the middle
You oh, it's not a corner. That's not bad. You're good
Yeah, we're on both arms on Dr.
Alright, we didn't need to hit it.
I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that.
Alright, you fucking wasted.
I'm so sorry.
You're good. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, man. What are we doing?
I thought you were dropping it off.
What are we doing? I thought you were dropping it off.
I'm sorry.
We're good. We're good.
We are great. We are great.
Alright, Kate, nice job.
I'm gonna try and center. Really nice job.
centered in center
He's the agent he's blocking, he's the UDG playing goal
They're actually not that bad
Okay
I thought they were going to be
He's just going to fucking hit me every time
Oh my god, I'm out, we're good
Nice job, okay
Really good, really good
One of them, you're on a 1v1 angle
I know this, I know this
Dude, he's just going for a demo every time
I clicked him. Hold up. Hold up.
Nice job. I'm over the middle.
Is this it?
No! No! No! No! No!
I missed the area. We gotta get back.
Excessive three. Calm down.
Excessive three.
Still got a minute. Still got a minute. 30 seconds left.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
It's gonna bounce.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nice demo, Joe.
I'm over the middle.
That's you.
Oh, no, I didn't know you were-
JC.
Joe, I didn't know you were dropping it off.
JC, you said I'm over-mid and then I hit it in the middle.
No, but I didn't know you were like trying to get it off right there.
I didn't go for the ball.
Joe, I didn't know you were-
Joe, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know you were dropped to get off.
You go, you go, I did not know you were dropping it off.
We're good.
Okay, we're good.
We gotta, we gotta play aggressive.
We're good.
I can hit it if you want.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
Okay, you got it?
Oh my god, bro.
You, you just get to sit in gold the whole fucking game like a loser, bro.
Oh my god.
Hold up over the middle
Beautiful job
Oh before you one second, we're gonna lose this game. It's fine
Walk
We need to go right now. We need to go right now
We need to go right now
Bro, he's a good job. What up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
you're just not rotating right now man like I know I know I know
bro he's okay it's okay first game bro the thing is he's not gonna be able to
sit in that like that if you ever leave he's not gonna be able to sit in that
like that what I think it was just cheap bro like we all joined the match it is
just started they score a goal in us the first 10 fucking seconds why okay we're
good we are good we are good that's not gonna happen again I mean it can't we
lose if it happens again we're out yeah right but I just a warm up bro just
warm up here's what we need to do we just space out more like if I have it
I have it if you have it you have it and also we need to be aware of rotating especially
Like yeah, it's like if we both go for an attempt. We just can't I just joined the world you joined from my god
Okay, like we can't ever double commit we need to always have a guy back back. That's the other's where they want
We are good
We are good. We are good. We are good. We got this job
Lock it. You go, you go, you go. Try to dead it, try to dead it, try to dead it.
Perfect, dead. Gee, you gotta flip it over. I tried but I lost control. I'm going back.
You're going for a center.
I got it, I got it. I'm fucking locked now. I'm fucking locked.
You.
All right, that is, that is one hundred percent on me.
Now I'm lost.
All right, I'm going to dead it.
I'm going to dead it.
Now I'm lost.
What do you got here?
Perfect.
Oh my God.
Maybe?
Joe, you good?
You good?
Talk to me, baby.
I mean, I'm just focused right now.
I mean, I'm just focused right now nice job. I got this. I got this. I got this
So you got to trust me, baby. I've you got it. It's really hard to trust you right now, man
No, no, come on. Well, I'm glad I'm glad. Come on. You got a little trust
We're not gonna win without trust. I got it like that
Oh my god
All right, I got it
Beautiful touch, great actually.
I have no boosts, I have no boosts.
Come on, please, please.
Yes, yes, Joe, I love you, you beautiful fuck.
Dude, let's just fucking, let's just hit the balls to him, bro.
Come on.
I think we're, I think they're playing defensively off of us,
and they're not waiting.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
Yes!
Jixi, Jixi, they're playing defensive off of us.
If we play defense, they suck.
They're just waiting for us to fuck up, and then they just hit the ball.
If we play defensive off of them, they don't know what to do.
Okay, I'm going up, let you go back up.
They can't counter us.
Oh my god.
I know what you mean, that means we always need to have a guy back.
We always need to have a guy back, period.
I'm really contesting the line now.
Nice shot, please!
Wait, I got this, I got easy, easy, easy.
No, you got it, fuck it.
I told you.
You, you, you, you, you, you!
I got it, I got it.
I'm clearing it.
Yeah, I cleared it.
Beautiful defense, y'all.
I'm on this, I'm on this.
I'm gonna follow.
I'm demoing you, I'm demoing you.
I missed the demo.
Let's go, Joe!
You're so fucking good!
Bro, I didn't know what you did.
What did you do?
You aerialed?
Oh, you're so hot, Joe.
Okay, you go, you go, you go, you go.
You're left, you're left.
This is acting, this tournament is way more stressful.
I'm gonna do some gun this right?
I'm on that I'm on that I'm on that I'm holding back you you you you you you you you all right me me me me
Me over the middle
Demoing demoing jump over my demo again. It's kids. What can you get back? Get back? Get back? I'm falling back
I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back
I tried to slow it, all me.
I got it, Joe, don't you worry baby.
We need one guy back at all time,
we got to do that all day for the night.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm over the middle?
Nice Joe, I'm in there.
Try and get a good truck.
I'm gonna let that go, I'm in there.
I'm still in there, you.
All right, nice Joe, all right,
now I push up with you, beautiful.
Over the middle, over the middle, go!
Okay, I'm up for it.
We're just fine, Todd, it's good.
I'm letting you bounce, I'm letting you bounce.
I'm sitting in that, wrap it over.
You try to demo miss, you know.
I can line this if you want.
I'll line it, I'll line it, I'll line it, I'll line it.
Oh!
We're fine, we just gotta work on our rotations.
I'm gonna line this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm not gonna, I missed again.
Don't move my demo under right now, too.
What is this team?
We don't need to play overly aggressive.
up to I know you're right let's just park the bus to play aggressive next game
I'm on it Joe I got it I got it I got it
why is Max face-tieing me I'm in a game that's mad I got I got an easy goal
Yo, I need you to trust me, Papa.
Okay?
I'm trusting you now.
First game, like, first game I lost it, first game I lost it back.
I know, I know.
I believe in you.
Yeah.
Like, we got it now.
I got it.
We should have just played a game together and warmed up.
Like, I think that first game was just a warm-up game.
Yeah.
But I was too busy, like, fucking trying to get Arcee in the game for 30 minutes.
I got it.
Now we're playing.
show you you you you I'm over the middle of you belt it just trust me just trust me
just trust me with the best even a tournament what a best even a tournament
come on dog yo we're gonna win 90s here and I can't mark my words
you know left goes left goes left goes nice over the middle
I'm behind you. Okay. I'm back up. Okay. Now I'm just going to burn time. I'm sitting
in that. I mean they can't score full defense. We don't need any goals. We can get any goals.
Yep. Literally no goals. We can just kick the ball around for 40 seconds. We don't
even need anything. All right. That's all. I'm getting the back moves. Now we're
I got this I got this wow you guys not bad I think you guys not bad but I think
What's up with my
Arcanist back?
This?
Oh no.
Let's go.
Good second game baby.
Really good second game.
I'm not gonna lie my hopes were pretty dampened when we lost that first one.
I mean it was tough.
They got an opening goal because you joined late.
It was tough.
It's different when we have the lead.
You know what I mean when they have the lead it's oh when they have the lead they play like they literally just park Yugi in gold
Yes, like we just have to if we get up one zero they're forced to play up. I know and then they just suck
Yugi's flat, okay, dude, Yugi said he was wrong
He's not wrong. I keep joining the wrong fucking team
Okay, go for it, Joe.
All right, Joe, this is it.
We win this, we make it to semi-finalist, right?
Just trust me.
If I say I got it, I got it, all right?
I wouldn't call it to the save.
All right, that's gonna bounce.
I'm gonna pick the backers and sit in that.
You go ball, I sit in that.
Nice, that's all right.
I'm gonna line this, I'm gonna line this.
I'm lining it.
block it I'm over the middle they hit me off I'm on a day that was a good fucking
bump Joe I will save this watch I I block it and then I go back and he's
fucking hits me it hits me out of the way Joe I almost have to save it up
tournament are you gonna go we're good we're good we won five to one last game
got a new deal
I'm getting the back to you baby sitting that again oh my you be sitting that
again wow so grand
We got to hit ball in air, because they can't aerial.
Yes.
Thank you.
We have so much time.
Drag him out. I mean, you got to aerial that.
Not that way.
I know, but I had like no time to react.
We're gonna... so much time.
It's gonna be a historic combat.
All right, like Archie is like, jump.
Archie is like useless, like it's just Yu-Gi.
I have a shot, if you let me have it.
Well, I was just trying to follow through.
If you get back, he's gonna hit that.
Off of him.
Way off, way off.
I'm going to the ball you go back, you go back, I'm back, I'm back, hey that's good stay on that
you get no boost right now I don't think, you get no boost in a slot, you're good, you're good, you're good
I'm in that nice I'm on it I'm gonna stay on it wait I have a shot I'm not
please god fuck you shit good good come on we got this we're good bro
ignore Zoil he's not doing anything but he's just running around and fucking
bumping focus on where Yugi is at all times okay that's the guy we need to
worry about. Archie's just a distraction. He literally flipped under the ball there.
Joe, I have a...actually I'm over the last thing you want. Easy.
Joe! Joe! Yes! Yes! Yes! Joe! Yes Joe! Yes Joe!
Alright. We tied it up. We're back at zeroes. It's like a new fucking game, dude.
Wait, pressure, pressure. It's just Archie back there. Oh no, it's you. I'm misrevelling.
I'm gonna get the back loose
I'm gonna go to the ball or no you go ball you go ball
All right, all right. I'm behind you. It's ever nice Joe. It's fine. What do you want? What do you want?
He's gonna put it fuck
For you he's not bad at all. I have
Wait, that's beautiful
That's gonna bounce over the middle I
Have a you you got here I think
I'm gonna take that back to something nice.
That might be it.
I don't want to over commit here.
I'm trying to come back a little.
Wait, I have a shot, I think.
No, no, no, no, no, you don't have a shot.
It's fair.
Joe, that's perfect.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Yes, Joe!
Fuck me in the ass!
Oh my god.
I love you, Joe!
Okay, three to two, three to two, three to two.
We need to keep the sleep, we need to keep the sleep.
Thank God we did that simply.
Oh my God.
Okay, okay.
You go back.
I'm gonna take this back loose.
I take the back loose.
You stay back, Joe.
You gotta be safe, stay as fuck.
Yep, I'm gonna get a touch on this.
Nice, I'm keeping them here.
Wait, I'm demoing you.
I'm going.
I demo you?
That's the only way.
Okay, we got to get back.
One more golden as the game.
Joe to Joe, yeah!
Joe, I love you, Joe!
I love you, Joe!
I love you!
Go, go, go, go!
Joe, you go!
Dead end, dead end.
Somebody put him on the game.
Oh, I just got most fucking flex in there.
Oh, shit.
I'm falling back. I'm falling back. You is gonna flick me. I'm gonna try and fit you. You go to UV. I'm in that some test UV
So we can't get a crazy shot. I'm in that. I'm in that. I'm in that
Nice Joe
This is all about preserving the lead. You don't need both their life. We need them. I go I go
That we should have this case in it out
Nice Joe open that
We're good. I'm gonna come back come back come back. I'm gonna have 50 seconds
watch out watch out I'm to test me we all miss thank God I missed oh my god they
both get back get back get back get back get back we see defense yeah so many
I have no booze I'm just playing that they're bumping each other I should not
did that but you the go well we we fucking win that's fine oh Joe you're so
much man oh my god you're so fucking much dude if we got to be the first
round of your tourney I was like damn bro okay that now it's over oh my god
I love you oh my god oh you talented bastard yes okay nice right Joe I'm
gonna go set up the next game I'll see you soon yep yep yep Joe's so much that
Oh my god
I am so happy we fucking
Wow
Oh my god, okay, who plays next xc and pbm all right yo pbm is xcc ready
Pbm
I'm gonna be so honest bro. I
could I could find somebody you
bury me. I got this. It's a
long story for me. It's my
little like my little bro. He
like he like 12. He like 12.
He played rock and
lead though but that's the
only person I know. I don't
know who else I could get.
I'm gonna be so honest bro. I
only person I know I don't know who else I could get but I'm here I'm ready I'm ready
jakesy
yo jakesy real quick yep pbms are the worst player right what the fuck you should go
okay i'm saying you could you could get you could get fine bird like fine
I understand.
I mean, because Ron and Marlon have to leave.
Wait, you wanna join XQC's team?
Well, Ron and Marlon have to leave in an hour, they say.
Why don't we just fucking leaving me?
Why don't we just do XQC and PBX game next?
And if there's still not a girl, then we get out.
What do you mean, I got a pickle?
No, I'm saying like we do a game now.
Like, okay, look, look, walk with me.
You know, Jason, XQC's asleep.
I understand.
But now he'll have 15, 20 more minutes
and we can do Ron and Lacey versus Mingo and Skatch.
Now.
Oh, genius, genius.
Game time, game time, game time.
All right, let's do Ron and Lacey versus Mingo and Skatch.
Cause y'all are all ready.
All right.
Where's Ron?
Ron is game time.
Join the boys.
Wait, who am I going to get?
Look, Ron, here's what's gonna happen.
We need to wait for X to see you to wake up.
So you are gonna play next, okay?
Okay, so who am I playing against?
It's you and Lacey versus Mingo and Skatch.
We're gonna keep you exact same bracket, okay?
Wait, so y'all are out of joint, right?
Y'all out of joint?
Wait, is that Prey?
Isn't it called?
Ron, you're not out of joint, right?
He's deaf and he's deaf and you're not a joint, right?
I'm gonna figure it out, peace.
It's all in the Twitter group chat, okay?
It's all in the Twitter group chat.
Also, how about I put it in the Discord too?
It's in the Discord and the Twitter, right, Ron?
You just sleep, am I saying anything?
Okay, let me see if they don't catch you by the way.
Yo!
Oh, my bad, sorry, I was, oh shit, wait y'all saw all that?
Oh my God, that's so embarrassing, holy shit.
Embarrassing.
Yo, wait, Joe, Joe, are you my teammate?
Oh.
Oh, shit, everybody left the call. Did they make the lobby? What the fuck had happened?
SFG and Big for the subRX10 and DJ for the sub.
What's happening? He asked you something who asked me something. Hold up.
Did they make it?
Oh Paco Max asked me. Sorry, I was taking a fucking piss.
Brown tournament man, congratulations, but guess what? That shit is not gonna work when you come across me in a finals. I'm gonna be chewing.
Okay.
Love and positivity dude. Wait, I'm gonna join sketch, one sec.
Wait, sorry. Do you guys know what's happening?
Why are we in the game? Why are we in the game?
I'm in.
are you two next? Yes. Yo Joe.
Yo Joe. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, I thought. Why? Why is the two best players together?
You're going to say that's you and Lacey. No, you and Jigsie.
They're not the best two players. What are you talking about Ron?
man bro we lost the first game whatever bro I'm ready to play how do I was
joining I don't know why my what bro why no where I'm from yeah I know you're
from the Jagd man you're the worst by the way so I'm the worst player to
certainly you're on orange or blue which one I don't discriminate wait
We'll have like PBM playing are they not make sure you don't wait. Oh my fucking god
Wait, Jixi is a blackboard not max. I'm right now. Why Jixi in the game. No, no, no
I'm not you guys aren't supposed to join until they're all in. I think it's gonna start the game now. No, we're waiting
It's fun. Wait chat. Is it gonna start it or no?
Yeah, I knew it. Let's go
Let's go
I'm going back to my call, bro.
Keep it a little for the sub fandom and days for the sub.
Keep on Cosby, Brian.
Q, no, 10, DJ for the subs.
I'm sorry if I'm missing subs right now, chat.
Please don't know if you need me to read it.
D-Money, thank you for the 20.
If it's Nagi, Netflix for the sub rack, thank you for the three.
Zeke and Y for the sub.
Toph, bill up for the sub.
It's for the sub as well.
Show the game.
They're not in game chat.
They were joking that nobody was in game chat.
was in. Everybody leave. Everybody leave.
They're not chat. They're not. It's not going to start a new game until they're not in game.
Yo, Mingo, Mingo, you left that game, right? You left. Leave it. Leave it. Everyone leave.
I need to make a new one. Chat Vero. Is it the same? Did you guys think I was going to lose that?
Did you? He's so scary looking. Well, he shaved his eyebrows in his head.
Did you guys think we were going to lose that? Yo, I think I clutched up in the end
that we were doing. That first game was terrible. I really like and me and him
had played before that was like the worst we've ever done I think it was
just unlucky cuz like he was stressed cuz we didn't start then I joined late
they get a goal and then we were just off to a fucking shit-ass start wait let
me try and join inspecting oh my gosh
oh is it still just the same lobby
How was he making the lobby?
Wait, let's go, boys, kids, suck.
Come on, Jeff, vote on us.
Trust me, vote on us.
Hold up.
Private match, join.
Okay. Over playing. Over playing.
Hold up. Okay, so who is this?
Hold up. Move this over. So who is this? This is Ron.
This is Ron and Lacy. Oh shit. This is Ron, Lacy, and
Mingo and Riley.
I think.
Eugh! Who's using that car?
Let me spectate. Who's like the best player?
I know this is Mingo, this is Riley, how do I tab out of the chat?
And then this is Ron, and, what the fuck am I doing with players like this?
And Molte is, Molte is lacy.
Oh, it's Sketch?
Wait, Mingo and Sketch are on a team.
So who's with Riley?
Zoinks
Yeah, so it's just with Riley
Oh wow wait is mingo good
Wow
Should we watch one of their POVs or should we do spec fader mode?
This might be the best team.
I don't know how good Mingo is.
Watch one of their POVs.
Who should we watch?
I
Ron or sketch
Why can't I turn up his fucking audio?
Bro they already scored three goals
Fucking 20 of them who's tape who saved the goal was there rather they
Oh, I have to skip goal. Wait now we have to back
Because they're gonna they're gonna have to wait for me to scan
Now worry about them
All right
Good ship. All good. Hey, no, we're not getting that you're good. We need to wait sign. That's you. That's you agreed
How do they already have three go Jesus worry nice, how do they already have three goals? Yep?
Oh fuck.
Hit it hit it go go go go go.
Above them?
No way.
It's sketchy.
Bro, being down, chat listen.
Being down free off rip is a death sentence in Rocket League.
Oh they actually got that.
Oh he's just double jumping.
jumping. They have no boost that he's not flipping. Oh, hell no.
You want to hit her, mate? There it is. Nice!
Why does Sketchup in North Korean flag? Because he's North Korean. What do you mean?
Oh, hey, Sketch is good at the game. Sketch plays rocketly. Not like frequently,
I
Why are they leaving the ball like that? I don't think that's something for somebody else takes it
Am I crazy to say that that's like when Lacey took the ball right there? I would just slam that out
I'm like the bigger deal is that you don't want to leave that gap where the balls in front of the goal
Like just hit that shit out. Like if you're not setting it up for a goal
There's no need to wait for the ball in front of the net
Oh my god, he's just driving
Oh my god
Ron is it flipping oh my god
Oh my god!
Ron hasn't touched the ball? No, he's touched the ball, but he's like right there. Aerial!
That was a goal! That was a goal!
Ron's bronze? Ron's bronze?
We should spectate Lacey.
Bro, this is perfectly balanced, bro. They lost
That's it. That's just so good, bro
No
He's saying it's over
Oh
That was a goal. Oh my god, baby. Actually got it. Nope
Platt, at least he's not plowed
Migos definitely doing better, but sketches is actually doing a really good job at support
But like they could save that oh my god, I thought he was gonna get it
Wow is this how low a quality my game is when you guys watch me play
I always forget how bad Rocket League bitrate is.
Because if the game is so fast paced that you're just watching some blurry ass fucking screen.
We can still do this! There's 11 seconds on the clock!
What a do-what!
Go for it, go for it, go for it!
Alright, we gotta get a kickoff, we gotta get a kickoff over here.
Okay, okay, wait nine seconds a
Goal every two seconds wins it a goal every second a goal every half-second went
They lost
There's so cringe, bro again again. Listen on God the first time we played I am not kidding
I didn't mean to do that. I'm not kidding. I actually did it. What did he do?
They still want a one by like two goals. I don't know moment bro a lead in this game is huge
We can't go up any stupid goals or yeah, cuz then you could just play defensively. Let's watch man go
He saved the shot from Lacey so like Lacey was gonna get a goal
Come on. Let's not go fucking that free
I think I'm going to go.
Pressing.
Nice.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Like, how did you miss that?
I got it.
Go on middle.
I hate the car Mingo's using.
Can I say that?
I feel like this is, I know it's like a lot or like a, it feels like a longer
car and it's like flatter so you can like control a dribble more.
I just don't like, it's such a low car.
Get back, get back, it's OG.
Yeah, but I just feel like it's not good.
All good, all good, all good.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
You miss! You miss! What do you mean?
I'm gonna say it to you when it's all my f***ing
Noggin! You got a hair right there!
Ringo, don't get a f***ing kill!
Alright, I'm middle. Alright, I got ball.
Gobs! Gobs!
I got ball.
Nice, on the side, getting boosted.
What, tell me where they're going.
Getting boosted?
They whipped.
They're definitely, they're going to hit the ball,
they're going to hit it.
The way you see it is definitely the better player.
Why are you trying to fucking hit the map?
Trust them.
I'm waiting for it.
We don't need to go all the way back
for there's boost everywhere.
I hit it?
No, that's good.
That might be it.
Nice catch!
That's a good pass!
Good pass!
Good fucking pass!
Get teamwork right here, look, teamwork, yeah.
I
Think they're one of the better teams
They're using the weirdest cars though watch the wall riding bullshit I
Got the center oh
You aerial that
Dude, why are they not why are they up so far?
That's what me and that's what me and jinxie were do boys crack
That's what me and jinxie were doing the first game chat when you clump up like that
You're fucked cuz they just get the ball past you they lose you always have to have like two points of contention, especially for TV
too, hold on
Oh
you you your phone ring it is not fucking cobs
he has an alarm going on watch out sinning ball that's him good chip good
chip good chip rocket hit rocket hit it here shotgun
this flavor liquid death no I've never had a flavor I didn't like this shit
tastes like ass I'm still gonna drink it though
Chai!
Let's just keep playing the same way!
Look at this. A little love tap?
No, no, no, put off the pedal!
A little love tap?
Oh, fuck, he's gone!
Like, Gamershop's already had one!
Good fucking ball!
Your ball!
And my water's out.
You, you, you ready?
Sponsor's gone, now I'm not sponsored by Liquid Death.
Is she up in the...
Sponsored by Gamershop.
Dude's going over the ball!
Get him, boost! I'm not calming my bed!
Good save.
Good fucking clearance!
Oh, he follows that. It's over.
I got ball, I got ball!
I got it! I got it!
Oh, shit!
NICE!
That was like yo you remember like og rocket league where people just like goal hog
Like sketch almost sketch almost just threw that by stealing that goal
They could still win bro. I think like how much time left in a one to four where your
like it's gone. Bro, Ron has it flipped. Ron, this is like, this is the most casual casual
tournament I've ever been in. Like every other tournament I've ever been in is pros and creators.
This is like the best player in the tournament is Dynan.
No, bro, this is the best.
Normally, that's the worst.
She's turning up the fucking shit.
I think right now you win a 1v5 until there's
like a minute and a half, and then it's just cooked.
Everything for my fucking team.
Wait, what?
I literally scored last game.
We're kind of hating shit.
Come on, I'll be right over.
Score, nice.
OK.
Pass it.
Yo, you.
He said I've boomed him he got boomed
Yo Saxon for the raid brother
I have no boobs I have no boobs I hate my teammate I hate you Lacey I did not hate you I did not
hate you bro like yours is so negative to me like why do you think I play so fucking
What's your ass cuz your ass I'm asked you're doing the same as me, bro
You have one goal you have two open goals at this up ball. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what happened last game?
I'm the only one with a goal. What happened this game? You're the only one with a goal
What is that equal you're fighting anyway?
My goal last game. No, I didn't yes, you did it was in the goal. You hit it watch your back watch your back watch your back
You wanna call me dog shit bro? Fuck this shit, I'm not playing.
Call it a play, you're calling me dog shit.
Oh my god, he's not even going for the ball.
He's not even going for the ball. He's not even going for the ball.
Oh it's over, I mean like good mothers will have that.
Oh the fuck's fucking going on right now, bro?
This is so rude.
Bro, yo, Jason, thanks bro. Thanks bro, thank you, GC.
Appreciate you.
Fucking put it, put it, put it, put it in sketch with a fucking camp ranked player
and you put me with someone who's never played the fucking game!
I'm dead ass. Fuck this for one second, Lacey. Fuck arguing with each other. What the fuck is this?
Sketch is doing Arielle's fucking perfectly. Mingo is doing fucking Arielle's perfectly.
I would say Sketch seems like he's ranked like high gold in Mingo feels like a high plat low diamond.
So at least it's something about XQC.
Have Ron and Lacey 1v1 and winners replace XQC.
XQC is one of the best players in the tournament chat.
You need somebody, that's why I recommended to Jinxie to get Feinberg.
Because Feinberg's probably a little bit better than XQC,
but Blackboy Max is not good at the game.
Like he's as good as Ron.
So you can't have one of them.
That's why there's like balancing because you have you're putting like
Like the middle seed is the best in the worst player
Oh, you J.C. are like not the best players, but we're both flat
What was your peak rank way back in like 22 like diamond two or diamond three
What is this?
It sucks, bro.
It's not even fair.
Why are you playing against my crows?
No, yeah.
Okay, can you be honest with me?
Yeah, I'm ass.
But is this fair?
Like, let's be honest.
Please, Chad.
Someone tell me.
Listen.
I want to see what this chat's like.
But someone tell me.
Is this fair?
Yes.
Please, someone tell me.
I would say it's fair.
I wouldn't even say they're doing anything that crazy.
Did you win the other match?
Yeah.
one two and one. Again, it's just over. How do you guys?
He cheered for the raid, mate. Thank you very much, J.K. River.
Go on the boy. Listen, if you were needed, you would have been called upon, mate.
They'll be using the chat for J.K. for the raid, man.
How do you stream, bro? Ah, let's go on.
Let's go on to my game, bro. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Well, if X and Max aren't ready, it will be us, but Ludwig's not ready.
I don't think so
Yeah, I'm saying like if X is it here, what is Jinx you gonna do lock for the sub
Thank you very much. I
Wish I could just speak like that
Reacting to somebody else reacting I'm just seeing their POVs
Squeaks squeaks is
Turbo turbo getting ready bro. He's been playing rock-a-league non-stop
How about a hop and a call with him?
Oh, hey Squeaks.
Hello, Joe?
Yep, it's me, Joe Bart.
Joe, how's it going, man?
Pretty good. I've been seeing you alone here, you know.
So I just wanted to check in, you know, Ludwig's not here.
He's fucking bailed.
Oh, Ludwig bailed?
Well, no, he's just not here, so I think he's, like, gone.
Have you ever been disappointed before Joe? I've been disappointed. Are you disappointed right now? You ever feel sad?
Mm-hmm. Is that how you feel fucking lonely? I'm so fucking lonely in here. I'm just sitting in here moping
I'm moping and frankly my toad could be better. How was your did you play? Oh? Oh, you didn't oh, you didn't watch my game. Oh
Oh
What are you looking for me and like this stands in the chat?
Yeah, I was like in my head. I didn't say that a lot but in my head as like I did this for squeaks, you know
I oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I was cheering for you like spiritually. Oh, really
Yeah, like it was it was just like within my heart unless you don't think that's important or you know, I do I do but you know
actions you don't care about my heart
I was going to do that.
OK, well, you're right.
And Ludwig didn't show up.
So guess what?
He's the asshole.
Let's not let him drive us apart.
You know, I really am banking that you're
going to put an all-out performance here,
because Ludwig's, you know, we're being real.
He's not great at the game.
And you know, I really want to see you at some point
in this tournament.
You're on the other side of the bracket.
The only way that I play you is if you're in the finale.
So.
You know, Joe, we can just play
without this whole fucking tournament, you know?
We need to pay for fun.
Not it doesn't have to be all business.
Oh, like, uh, like, uh, oh, like, uh, like a date or how you mean, um,
you're playing with my heart right now, Joe.
The game hasn't started yet.
And I'm talking about the game of Rocket League, not the game of love.
Please.
I'm getting red in the face.
You're making me blush.
I misinterpreted.
What was the last time we played a game?
Was it Marvel Rivals hashtag ad hashtag ad?
It was Marvel Rivals.
Oh, what a time.
on the deadpool season six.
Hashtag got update.
I don't think we won a single game
and neither of us were invited back.
Isn't that a weird coincidence, Joe?
Oh, well, I wasn't invited back.
I don't know.
What are you looking for me in the stands once again?
And you're like, I hope Squeaks is watching me at the moment.
I was thinking to myself, I was like, wow,
it would just be great to have Squeaks DPS
on my team right now going two and 10.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't play Morval Rivals, sadly.
Yeah, but you're like, aren't you like a CS pro?
Yeah, I'm a pro, but you know, Counter-Strike and Marvel,
it's like, it's like, hey, you can build a building
and architecture, can you make a Lego?
Like, no.
Please, I need to sit down with the instructions,
just to say a short thing.
Yeah, but you could aim a gun, you know, you aim the gun.
No, but it's totally...
It's getting straight.
Oh, hey, Ron.
Ron, I know that you said that you were, you know,
kind of screwed here in the game
that they were much higher rank. I was watching Ron, I was
I had a third what's going on? Why is it so common here?
Oh, Ron, I recorded about, you know, this is just the
Ludwig and Squeaks call. So it's just a whole week.
And where's your teammate? He let me down, Jinxie. And now
here I am alone. But I'm only the one B2.
Oh, no, don't worry, Jinxie, I'm comforting Squeaks.
Wait, Ludwigs not prepared to play. I'll play with
Squeaks. Let me play with Squeaks. I need my
rebuttal.
Miho.
Who's Miho, bro? Who's Miho? Let me call
I can't steal speaks his teammate
Ludwig, uh, where are you?
While complaining before he's even gotten on Oh, Jixi just happens
He's such a crappy guy dude
He's such a fucked up guy
Do you think that you actually like real talk? Do you think that you're gonna win your game? I
Don't know. I don't know how good everyone in here is
Is everyone good?
Just better than Marlon. Yo, Ron
Well real quick. Why didn't you flip like ever? I?
Was I was watching you play and you
What is the purpose right now? I don't understand your purpose is to experience life and you know find some meaning in that experience
But I mean in terms of playing rock at League gets to get off the ground and hit the ball, which you did nothing
It's easier to say when you play with a fucking good player bro my player sucks, right? He's just blame me all the time
I don't know what I do boy James. He's good
Ron this is this point of me you're on this point of me. I'll be honest though. You did
I thought you I thought you the bad player
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it, bro! Let's do it!
Let's do it, bro! Let's do it!
Ron! Ron, join my call! Ron, join my call!
Ladies and gentlemen, do we have the whereabouts of XQC, per chance?
Just anyone knows?
Erlontio, let's just do a 4v4 big tournament.
Come on, right now.
What? No!
No!
Just replaced me, but just replaced EQC and PBO and me, Arkie.
You keep your mouth in the dirt and then chat your PC off!
Protection! Protection!
Oh, no, oh, oh!
You, you lost!
You got us to get the best team!
You and Joe have experienced!
Yo, Yugi, you were in goal 75% of the game.
Yes, because Arkie, this is his first 10 minutes on the game, brother.
10 minutes sort of chatty sort of chatty I'm not yes because Archie. Archie just started the game
Listen give us a revive card. Give us a revive ex-gc from his bed for the third time
Me
Where's my game that come on James? We're fucking we're all waiting
Yeah, we still not play we're not ready. We've got two people out the way. Come on, mate
Oh my god, me and Riley Mike do those for that. That's an hour and a half just waiting
Like like we might as well just take the comp only at this point. Oh my fucking god, you're looking great. Hey man. Hey
I
Wait Marla, I did see yesterday
again. It's a lot of weeks. Is Ludwig actually ready? Yeah. Yeah. He says 20. All right,
guys, get in. Get in the game. It's in the Twitter. Don't leak it. I'm gonna go. I'm
gonna go.
Why do I hear squeaks? Just or not squeaks. You just moving around. Yes, queeks. I'm
I'm gonna let you know, man, I put all my money on Polymarket on you to win this, so.
Let me tell you, it's the best investment you'll ever make.
Is that financial advice?
Yeah, that and a hair transplant.
Oh.
Do you think I need one?
No, I didn't say you did.
It's just a great investment for everybody.
Did you get one?
No, we should.
People have been saying I've gotten one, but no, it's all natty.
I haven't been juicing at all.
Juicing?
Yeah.
These guys talk about hairlines all the time
and they're all juicing.
They're using performance enhancers.
Some of us are natty, like you and me, Joe.
Yeah, just stick to straight honey packets.
Is that your secret?
It's honey packets and derma rolling.
I'm in and I don't, there's my teammates.
What up, Pookie?
Luddy, I was waiting for you.
I was actually like building resentment, too.
Dude, I, well, first off,
we were supposed to be the last match.
I was promised that, but you know, XQC, he goes crazy, bro.
Don't blame XQC.
This is your fault, dude.
Where were you?
Is this public?
I was at the All-Star game.
You're a crappy guy, dude.
I literally left.
I was sitting next to Obama and Dr. J. I left to do this.
You?
Did you talk to him at all?
To Obama?
All right, you ready?
Yeah, I said I wasn't a fan of what
he did with the hospitals, but the rest pretty good.
OK, guys, you ready?
You just not talk to a bomb.
Wait, Squeaks.
Don't be jealous, bro.
Like, you only call us two men.
What's up?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
Squeaks, what brand are you by the way?
I'm Diamond One, almost Diamond Two.
He's Diamond Man.
Diamond.
So Squeaks is the best player in the world.
Squeaks is the best player, OK?
Squeaks is the best player on paper.
But there's a lot of stats that are unwritten back off.
XQC's Plat 3, I think, I think.
Wait, Joe, what brand are you?
I
Was on Plat 3 div 4 or dip 3 weeks weeks are you diamond one?
Induos
Wait, is it more impressive to be diamond solos? Yes
Yes, yeah
Okay, I guess you have to help you
Yeah, it's way less than if we f off.
When did you turn to a kid friendly streamer one week?
I just really want to tap into a new market.
Don't break up guys.
Come on, buddy.
Please.
And let's not cross over on this.
OK, sorry.
Wait, he's a Minecraft streamer now.
I'm going to go check on your guys opponents.
You guys all have the code, right?
Everything good?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm inspected.
Yeah, you too.
Good luck.
I'll give you your space.
Peace.
Thanks, Joe.
Should I spectator should I watch one of them like one of their POVs?
I said some things that I'm not proud of about you
Dude, I deserve it. I don't even mind like I don't care bro.
No, you are forever food.
What does that mean?
I could eat you up forever.
Aw.
I'm watching Squeaks as POV. I love Squeaks.
And he's the best player.
So we have to watch him.
Off the sub, prodded, everything from the sub, Eclipse and Popper from the sub, Vido, Hunky,
his little joey jabless for the sub freezing take it for the five subs wait do we know who we're playing next now
no cuz Riley's the only kid ex-qc haven't played yet we skipped them
so we don't i don't even know who i'm playing at no you're not that's the issue why i'm sensitive i cry
I don't know if I have enough time though. You got enough time mate you got enough time don't worry
It's cold eat it before it gets cold then you fucking specky dick
We'll play we're playing Ludwig and squeeze it
Yeah, because that season bad oh
I don't know him. I'm not personally, but I do know them. Yeah
Don't have to win don't have to win otherwise. You won't see you. Yo, you
Fucking Mike. How about that? You're fucking millionaires speaking from microwave. This is this is this is not a bike wave
This is all but if you look at my headset and let it glows in the dark
Close in the dark it glows in the dark all upgraded next season it does actually
All right. Good luck. Cheers, mate. Thank you
There's my child we think wins this I
Think Squeaks and Ludwig take this. I mean, I think it's time
I think their ginges worse than Squeaks, but Marlins better than Ludwig. I
Would assume I
Think Squeaks wins though. It's just genuinely
I'm just going to off on the ball.
Drop time to P.
Yeah, I'm going to P.
He just covered his, what did he cover his camera to go P?
Marlin's so bad it's like his first time
playing other Fox then.
Because if Spreeks is better than Jen Jen Ludwig
could just not suck.
Oh my god
I don't know I really don't know who I think
Yo, I think I think you're talking in game chat. I think wait are you
You're talking
Can we go jim saw
Yes, I love it James. I'm gonna be honest bro. I've seen Marvin play this game this rest on your shoulders
You know how to boost right cuz the clip I seen you were not even boosting
Did you say
Damn go crazy, bro. I'm not a irritable to Jinx by the way. He's still in there. Wait, please wait
You know how to say you swear on everything. You know how to air
He couldn't fucking dribble from his fucking mouth mate if he was fucking
Once you miss blame you nice, but I've got to be fucking honest mate. I've got to be honest
Dude it Jinx is probably like a top five funniest people alive
My god, are they starting like what are they doing?
Up there joining wait, let me go to speak to T.I.V.
If they start losing I'll go to Jinx because I think Jinx will crash out
out. Oh, it's over. They won. Yeah, whoever wins kickoff wins the game, Chad. That's how
it works. Oh, he's gotten them up already. If Ludwig follows through and he's going for
the goal, wow. Oh, they got to get back. Nice bump. Good idea. Back. When did GC get
JC doesn't have cancel he shaved his eyebrows. I got it. I got it. I just had
Hey, you play well, baby JC's more aero dynamics so y'all got more excuses because he doesn't have hair right now
Oh, that's good. Try they make it back though. I'll never stop trying. I'm home. I'm home
Be home be home for me
I
Roger Roger it's coming up. It's coming up. Oh, he could aerial that
It's to you it's a wine it's wine
Yeah, it's definitely like a low diamond
Cuz he's not doing like an aerial. What is it called where you aerial and spin at the same time?
Like it's like base aerial ship. You see somebody do the spins
So they have more control and air roll. Yeah, that's fucking awesome
That's like a mechanic that I want to learn but I just have no
I just don't care
I don't want to spend the amount of time to do it but going on cost the math
I got it look I got it where's Jen
Alright, alright
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
Why is he playing like, why is he playing like fucking peaceful music?
Nice, nice, good hit.
Oh, if you hit this, it's mine.
I killed him.
Oh, he could have bumped right there and they could have followed through.
If I'm home, they can't score.
That's fucking facts, bro.
So, like, as soon as I'm home, like...
I'm home.
The worrying is chat if Squeaks and oh they got that
Squeaks and what have the most chemistry out of anybody out of anybody playing they've played games together the most
Like their can is high so even though what wakes not it not that good you can just play off of squeaks
Maybe they just don't fuck with you
I don't think we're cooked. I think Squeaks is going to be somebody that we're going to have to watch out for. I think Ludwig's just going to be like a demo guy.
All good, all good. I'm going home.
If we play them, it's in the finale though. They're on the other side of the bracket. So we won't play Squeaks and Wild unless it's the finale.
Okay, I'll give you that boost.
And we both make the finale.
you
I got a D in pre-calc and then I played it like 10 hours a day.
10 hours over the last three years.
What was was not what I was a lot way in 2015.
You're not even like I've never been ranked.
No, I genuinely have never been ranked ever.
Okay. What makes 30 now.
Thank you man. Appreciate it.
You look good today. I don't like the eyebrow.
Look, I actually think it works for you.
He left, bro. He's not in here anymore.
What was taken pre calc in 2015.
It looks like the first man.
You know what he looks like prequel northern lion.
He looks like prequel northern lion so 11 years ago
He has yet to go through the journey
I'm watching the squeak stream man. You said you took pre calc in 2015
Yeah, honors pre calc. Yeah, how old were you in 2015?
That's my
Junior year. Aren't you 30 right now, right? Yeah?
Okay
Do we join blue?
Nothing, nothing.
Is that in college?
Fuck, how old am I?
What am I?
Join blue, let me join blue!
I got it.
I got eyes on your own fucking paper.
How you gonna go?
It's wide.
That's so old for freakouts.
In college, I will say chat I took pre-calc junior year calc senior year and then I had to retake pre-calc
Again in college
To pass a math I could have taken like stat I think
Because you're stupid I wasn't stupid I skipped the I skipped the required math in college chat. I was stupid
I just had to retake it.
Oh, they're in roll one.
Oh, wow.
I did not think we were going to get a roll one this journey.
It's a one-on-one, Ludd.
Are you guys going to do the thing?
Yep.
Who's Epic Dude?
Is Epic Dude, Ginge?
Because right now, if it's Marlin.
Ludd, you've got to clear it, man.
You've got to clear it.
It's you.
It's all you.
What is rule one?
If you get head to head with a car like this,
neither of you can change.
You have to stay locked and let the others play
until somebody scores a goal.
All good, all good.
He's going to bounce it weird and you got it in.
I can't believe they're following it.
Take it down, lad.
Take it on.
He's returning it.
He saves it.
Oh, dude, Marlon's backing up.
Why would he flip that?
He could have trapped that ball, controlled,
and then just dribbled in.
Blood blocks that.
Nice.
Oh, he follows.
That's easy.
Yo this might be five minutes of Ludwig and Marlin just playing each other.
Like, can you get in the ball?
Yeah.
Where's Lud?
Good shit, good shit.
Where's Lud?
Oh my god.
Ludwig.
Oh my god, he could get it right here.
Fuck.
It's all good, all good, don't tell, don't tell it, you got it.
Zero zero.
His game audio is so nice dude. Oh, he got that right there
Or just take it slow good easy
Never let a sweet beat a sweet
I
Chins Chins is playing like Katy Perry and copyrighted music
Oh, he gets that
They're still up one
I should just let you have it.
It's all good, all good, not your ball.
He's not playing music anymore?
Okay, that's all right, it's all right.
We got this.
I mean, your ball, your ball.
I'm gonna get this.
Oh, it's just silence.
Oh, it's just, it is the...
Oh, fuck off!
Dude, the vibe is so much worse here.
Holy shit.
They're like, all the way to the left.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh, my god.
Yes, inch, yes, inch.
Yo, tell them I don't want you getting better than us.
Dude, they're fucking.
Nice, Mala.
Oh, my god.
This is how I felt in that fucking second game against Yu-Gi.
I got no boost.
Oh, I wasn't even chatting.
How many words did I say in my match with Jynxie?
Like 10.
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
No!
Oh!
Middle, Marlon.
Get his middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
Ah, fuck, Jinx.
I got it.
Nice, Jinx!
Nice!
They have to win this or they're out.
I'm in the middle, Jinx.
I kinda wanted to go.
I once queued to love to win, but it wouldn't be fun if it went game three.
Like if Jinx could pull this off.
Come on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Oh my god, why is he reversing?
No, no, no, no!
Hey you fuck!
Jins, Jins, Jins, Lockheed in 14 seconds.
Jins, Jins, come on, Marlon, you got this.
Come on.
Fuck.
Dude, he backed up and put it save the ball.
Oh, you got this Marlon!
No, it's not over till the five ladies sings.
Fuck!
Marlon's not playing.
Ron was playing.
Ron was playing the game at the last minute.
I
Still lose you had drooled playing for you. What are you fucking serious?
My god
They still lost
Yeah.
I'll stop it.
Stop.
Why does it even matter they lost?
I don't know.
I'll just say.
He's not playing.
Bro, there's shit.
Anyways, my love.
My love.
I'm pretty sure.
I see teammate speaking there.
I'm sorry, bro.
My like my love is that you?
Is that you?
I'm at the other side of the table.
You're fucking shit, mate.
Shit and shit.
I don't fucking see you.
I'm fucking sick.
And you couldn't fucking score.
You did that right, bro.
I'm not.
You did that right.
You should've put that on the line.
I want you to look me in the eyes.
I don't know.
I'll play it again.
I don't know.
I don't put stuff on the line.
I'm going to be here with you.
I'm shaking head.
Marlon, you're going to have to be
normally close to your mother.
I'm always there.
Marlon, Marlon.
Marlon.
Oh my god.
Marlon, on everything you love,
you were on your account?
Well, I love you.
Yeah.
He doesn't love a lot.
I believe you.
Alright, now here's what I got to say, since XTC's like gone or something, how about replace them with Archea and Yugi, bring it back me and Riley versus Archea and Yugi.
No!
Okay, the first round, get it off!
Let me talk to PPM real quick.
Ginger, are you new or no?
Unfortunately, mate, I am, yeah.
Well, Ginger, I apologize, bro. Seriously, bro.
Ginger, I put it all on God, it was your play. I'm gonna fuck, bro. You fucking suck, Marlon. You fucking suck, bro. You are fucking ass!
You didn't even use the ball count! You didn't even use the fucking ball count!
Oh my god. You are ass. You are ass. You played this game for four months and you came to the win against Nubi that just picked up the controller. You don't stop. Piece of shit.
One of the first things you learn though is just to press Y for ball cam.
Joe, apparently you don't mate. Have you just seen what I've been put up against?
You want me to play you on FIFA?
I will fucking dog you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
No, no, I will fuck.
You're fucking shit, mate.
You are one of the worst things I've ever seen grace a fucking console.
You're one of the worst things I've ever seen grace a PC.
And you are most certainly one of the worst things I've ever seen grace a fucking
Rocket League lobby you should never ever associate yourself with gay men never
associate yourself with fucking Rocket League and most certainly never
associate yourself with me again you worthless fucking pile of tripe well
you are a fucking piece of shit you're literally a piece of fucking me and
you fucking know do you understand that all people just see if you're
or it's fucking me or they're in the thick shit wow and now I'm being racist
Wow. He said that because I'm English, by the way. Mental.
You just fully lost that game, by the way.
Did I say good?
You fully just lost that game, by the way.
I lost the game, I lost the game.
Shut the fuck up.
Your ping was higher than your score, and I was playing in your fucking region.
I think my keyboard is broken, guys.
I think my keyboard is broken.
Oh, Marlin's stream manager.
Can we get a fix on his keyboard?
Yo, yo, yo, Joe, fuck you.
Fuck you, okay?
Fuck you.
Yo, G, yo, GC.
Oh, my God.
GC is in here, mate.
He is in here.
It's me.
He's evil Twitter.
I can't even lie why do I gotta lie I only got EFC 24 James, okay? I got EFC 24 and I can't even log in. I can't even fucking log in to that shit.
Oh my god, Marlon. You have got to understand. Listen. You.
Why do I gotta lie? I only got the AFC 24, James. Okay? I got the AFC 24 and I can't even log in. I can't even fucking log in to that shit.
Oh my god, Marlon. You have got to understand. Listen, you've got some part of you that is independent.
You can't rely on your fucking dream to sort your life out for you. Okay?
Does he pick what clothes you wear? Does he fucking dress you in the morning?
Yeah, sort your fucking self out, you pathetic excuse of a man.
keep cooking keep cooking yo yo sketch sketch how about you keep cooking that
fucking crystal meth cuz that's the fuck you on you understand that this is
Tom's he's got that crystal meds this is Tom's I got heartburn yo James I'm
down on the AC right now it's three percent it's a three percent I need
you start that load in it except four percent it's a four percent all right
fucking sounds like it's going up perfectly then. Perfect. I've just sat there for an hour and a half
to play Rocket League. I've played two games in the equivalent of 10 minutes and now I'm going to
wait until I load the fucking game. What's going on everyone? That is essentially what's going on
Martin. Oh my god. I can't hear this guy. Oh my fucking is it. Your sketch please for the
love of God. You don't like my
headset? Is that what you're
saying? All right, fine. It's
fine. Don't take anything he
says personally. He was just
incredibly racist to me then.
Listen, Marlon, Marlon, uh,
Marlon, fire away. I'll
mute.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. No, kill
Jenj! Kill Jenj!
It's too late!
Dude, that shit is fucking hilarious.
Johnny, think of the vibe.
This is so chops.
Sorry if I'm missing donuts.
What the fuck?
My flight, you know, my flight, you can lick it out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no.
Fuck me.
Are they actually about a 1v1 and fucking FIFA for 20 grand? That's insane. Chat, is
XQC awake?
Is he awake?
Yo, Jinxie.
I just said no, no, no, no. Yo, what's up, Joe?
You know, you're probably getting asked this a lot. What's, uh, what's happening next,
you know?
Um, I mean, God only knows. I think we're gonna have Greek sub in because X is still
asleep at 8pm.
I mean is young heroin or something how are you asleep at 8 p.m. Is that even possible?
Sober like not drug-induced is it possible to sleep till 8 p.m. Yes, it is possible
Have you ever done that before sketch?
Yes, ladies. I've ever slept was to 2 p.m.
Yeah, ladies. There's only to be in my life is 3 p.m.
Yeah, what's up boys? Which team am I on?
Beautiful. Thank you, Greek.
Alright, hold on. I'm going to test the roll correct before this match starts.
So now it's Greek and PDM versus Zoinks and Riley.
We're back chat. I'm really
thinking about taking it at
a bowl right now. Hold up.
Like
Yeah, but you guys lost to you get arky
We're talking about how our age is 20 or something. I don't know what's going on with that
40 loss wait, but aren't we aren't both of you guys like pro and your respective games like
I'm pro with five hearts under one roof
How do I leave my current private math because I'm gonna private math was
Click escape. Okay. So I have a question. Hey, what's up, JC?
So, first off, so congratulations on verifying orbit.
Oh, thank you, bro. Second, you said you guys lost to Archie and you.
Okay, I'm definitely I'm definitely I don't care.
What was the score? What was the score?
Okay, so, so, okay, that's first game.
That was first game three to eight.
But that was because we were botting around second game.
It was like we went to overtime to two, but they went to three because I thought of that.
I really have hopes for you guys running this one.
Do you think Brown?
No, here's what we're gonna do.
Here's our game plan.
CBM is so bad.
Just destroy Greek and then win.
Our goal with XQC?
Dude, our goal with XQC was to keep demoing him
and just beat Max because he doesn't play games.
Yeah, do you have a Greek card?
Yeah, do the same thing with Greek.
It's the same thing with Greek.
The same strategy works.
It's the same strategy.
I can't join now, I figured that one.
Wait, Jim, are you 1v1ing Marlon and FIFA?
No, mate, because he asked just to say, first of all, is there a HR in the tournament?
Jim, can you get sorry about to report Marlon?
It's not a 1v1, it's not a 1v1.
Wait, I'm going to log in with Ludwig.
Wait, why is Ludwig here?
Alright, Jim, I'm going to drag you to a sabrecall, Jim.
Ludwig gets touched by the spectator.
it's the. Oh, she's in a lot.
I'll be out. Wait, no, I can't
join you because it's gonna start
the game. I think. Not wait,
bro. Where's where's he? Where's
not?
Quick. How's it going? He's
right here. Um, well, I'd like
to make a report, please. Okay.
What is it? I've just been
racially abused. I have just
me. I've just heard Marlon's arse cheeks squeeze the tightest
fart out of his chocolate starfish. And I have also witnessed a
huge amount of negativity. And I'm sure he said the hard five
times. And I'd like to put my long for that.
Okay, there's no way. Dude, come on, James.
I heard it.
care. No, no, no, no. I can't come back yet. Actually, he could sue me out in the States.
Um, I did not hear nothing. Allegedly.
Well, allegedly, you might have it.
Allegedly, I can't say it, so I might have heard it, but I have it blocked in my, in my head.
Okay. I'm just wondering what HR are going to do about this.
Oh, they accused XGC of using narcotics, so I'm guessing HR doesn't exist in which I would apply full pressure on GC and follow him to every call
Yeah, I think that's also no problem. I think he always always left the car. Okay. Yeah, he immediately left after you
Clear he's not taking okay
I'm literally about to have a
You're in the discord server
My god high-fives message him
Y'all are actually like competent professional gamers. How are you guys not in the lobby?
I'm going to go on the one you put in the title.
My God, Gigi.
You're the one who put there the word and half of the line.
One person at a time!
What is the name of the software?
No, no, no, no, no.
Can you text it to you?
Yes.
I messaged you.
Okay, I'll text it to you.
I'll text it to you.
Wait a minute.
Gigi, can you stop moving your page camera?
I also just filled it.
I have to keep it with mine.
See, Joe is here.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I sent it to you on my message. Yeah, I don't know what Bobby J. C. Is in
By the way, J. C. about five minutes ago ate an edible man things were getting real stale
Wait Jinx excuse you just go live kidding me. Are you kidding me?
Say, oh, yeah!
He's just a nice horse.
Say, everybody's soul.
You fucking kidding me?
I'm in a lobby, and you guys are playing.
OK.
Everybody leave this lobby, and then
the next one in a second.
That's not going to happen.
Not, not, not, not.
Guys, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
OK, you guys.
I don't know what this time we got, bro.
Guys, I'm going to match that.
I'm going to get him.
Good luck.
Wait.
OK.
You're deep, Rodney?
Guys, everybody leave.
I love the market, join back.
OK, I'll leave you under.
All right, there's a new one.
New one?
Is it on Twitter?
for this court
you're in it
oh I am?
oh nice
I don't want
oh I just leave
yeah baby
alright alright
what's my name
I should be am I in?
yes yes yes
oh my god
wait
you guys said XQC just went live on
nah I think we're on my team live
no he's live on Kinnick
he's gambling
he's not sketch
he's
he's trying
I wouldn't really bomb it on my desk
But we would have punched our money
If he was gambling on kick during the tournament
What if he had a foul back smash win and then gave you some of the money?
I would have literally bobbin' it on my desk
Dude, oh my god, please, everybody's soul just let us start, bro
We got you
Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
Yo, I need a cord for my control
Oh my god
We hold up friendly potato Camp Z Dylan a J for the sub a thing of the sub jumpy thing of the three
14 thank you for the three
W. Bill and Jared with the sub burger gray Don Hassan PK BJ. Thank you for the sub or BG
Thank you for the sub so I'm not reading chat as much
There's just like a million things on on Nico and six for the sub SP for the sub
You gotta get in the game
you know what's the code? Where's the code? Where's the code?
In the same spot it's been for the last four hours, the Twitter group tag!
Oh my God, so you know...
JT, yeah, JT, you pulled all the numbers in there.
I didn't know what to do.
Oh, so you have to resend it. Resend it, because I just joined the group.
So you need to resend it.
Yeah, yeah, he just joined.
Nickel!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...
That's too...
That's too contemporary.
Relax, serious?
Yeah, and a black bitch!
I was blacking, I was blacking, I was blacking.
Are you sure about that?
Oh my god.
Three check, good god, get in the game!
Fuck!
Okay, I just thought it was okay.
Don't yell at me.
Yo, fuck, yo, rockin' me gets so hard at mad at me.
Yo, Max, don't play on your OBS.
You will lose.
If you play on your OBS, it's the worst game to play on the game.
What make you think I'm gonna play on OBS?
Yes!
Like, what the heck are you doing?
Well, Max, because you've played games in OBS for like years.
Did you play Fortnite on your OBS at 3 Second Delay?
Oh my god, bro.
Uh...
Please.
Please, please.
Alright, nah.
XQC, you know I'm a death.
Get in the game, please. It's in the disc. It's in the Twitter.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wait, wait, don't start a code. Don't start a code.
Yeah, don't start a code. I swear to god.
Okay, which group am I joining?
Okay, so who's you somebody said it's funny to watch Joe play with other people when he's not the one crashing out actually
I feel like every time I play with JX JX is the one crashing out for the sub ricks
It has to be for the sub even for the sub outside of what we played among us because I got mad then jump
Thank you for the three. I don't have a favorite player flavor of crayons and I you're saying my opinion on Fen boys
Love them. I'd say you could look up clips to be talking about them boys brother. I'd say you're the
1500th person that's asking me that Nick. They give this up
Wait, we got what we're doing before this again. You like I think you got like last second, right?
I was paying back and back of the greatest game ever
Yeah
wait, so
Okay, well the greatest game you have ever existed by Jinx. He's max is obviously Clash Royale
I don't know what I should join.
No, this is weird.
I had no clue.
I would literally show you, but I don't want to leak it.
Is your controller synced up?
No, I was using my keyboard.
Not good luck.
This is not good luck.
I'm not good luck.
I was using my keyboard.
You're playing rock and reek on your keyboard.
Yes.
Please, don't let him do it.
He's a grown man.
So, yeah, yeah, I need, I need, I need, I need.
What's yeah, yeah, dude?
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my brother.
That's my little brother.
No, I'm not controller core. I didn't know I could take the controller. I got it
No, you could still if you connect your controller, you could still join on your keyboard and then you just watch your controller. Oh
No, it's not working either. Yo champ. What the fuck?
No, my I might gotta just close game and join back. I think I got a new unique glitch
They only give the top layers look it's
I'm definitely I'm fucking definitely. I'm not listening to him
to have problems oh my god
xqc is asleep uh he was supposed to play two hours ago he's still asleep arc he was late
max was late and can't type in the code ron and marvin said they have a last-minute flight
they have to catch bro but isn't that normal for xqc like i feel like i've seen so many
How many Clebsa creators being like, I don't invite XQC because he doesn't show up?
Like that's not, like, I don't want to say, like, I'm not mad at XQC.
That's like a presumable thing.
It's like, oh, if you invite XQC, there's like a 40% chance he shows up.
Did you seriously just say that?
Come on, man.
You got a neat glitch?
He said, yes, yes, yes.
No, bro.
He's lying, bro.
He's literally lying.
I'm going to like my PC on five.
He's literally like I'm gonna light my PC on fire. If you're gonna light my PC on fire
Hey, yeah, this is the last streamer tournament dude. No, this is the last fucking one
Jakes jakes you know, I know I was a little late. You can't put it one on me my teammates asleep
You can't put this on you bro. You can't put this one on it's real. It's true
I have remax, but even if your teammate was here
You still wouldn't be able to type in the code, right?
Oh, guess what? No, I got it now. I got it now.
It was dead-ass a glitch. I'm typing it with a newer lock shit.
So now type in a name in the code, and then you and GGX are going to join Blue,
and then Riley and Soik are going to join Orange, okay?
Wait, is it Capital or Null?
Is it Cap?
He's live? Well, that's great. He's just Paul.
What part?
Is it Capital or Null?
He's live, he's DQ.
No, he's not live.
It's
So crazy my nigga I am so ass a nigga who streams every day 12 hours is going
What the fuck does that say about me bro? I bet yo Greek we ought to turn up
I'm not playing bro. We're not playing giving mercy to none of these niggas, but let's go
any day possible!
Let's fuck it go baby!
I mean they kicked me from the car.
Oh my god.
Yeah, there's no way.
Oh my god.
Wait hold up, I'm joining their call and I'm muting.
and Riley joined blue Max and Greek join orange.
Oh my god.
Okay, join.
Join.
Okay, all right.
I joined blue.
Good luck guys.
Go to the separate calls.
Best of luck to you.
All right.
Well, I'm in here.
We got to re-go.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
We got to start.
Let's go.
We don't.
I'm actually excited.
Yeah, thank you.
You can hear me.
I'm muted right now.
They can't hear me.
Let's do it.
That's what you
We play the winner of this
Okay, I'm gonna get boosted I'm gonna get boosted we got oh shit
the ball. How the fuck are we going up? We're going up. No, no, no.
Okay. Good night. Next round.
Thank you for body. Body out. Body out. Body out. Body out.
Now we're following. Next. Next. Next.
Nice. Okay. Pick it up. Pick it up.
Let's go out. No, we need to play the winner of that.
All right. I'm going to take left boost.
Guys, keep possession, guys. Nice.
Yes!
No!
I don't think so there is zero chance y'all lose this being in the other call
yeah you go I'm gonna grab through to demo greed we are gonna win this boys
Come on. Take that shot. Take that shot.
Oh!
He made jinxie.
I-I-I-I don't agree! I don't agree!
Nice!
Oh, not that way.
Somebody said we got a great passage to the finals.
Remember, they don't have...
Oh, God, what did you do that?
I don't think...
If XTC got on that opening, what a...
Remember, remember, remember.
Capitalized. Capitalized.
That's a beautiful bump.
Market market market market
No, I'm just in call with my new boyfriend what?
Okay, you guys are looking like you guys make a semi final
This is the biggest
Right into him
No, this is the wrong way to say it.
It's behind me, but fucking do this.
Do I fucking go?
Oh my god, no, no, that's not too bad.
Somebody said do a pro and stream a rocket leeturnee.
Chat, the problem with that?
No, chat, I don't want you to type 7TV.
I'm saying type an emote on 7TV.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I like, what is happening in chat right now?
I'm not saying type the word 7TV.
anyway what the fuck was I just saying oh my god what the fuck was I just talking
about that just distracted the shit out of me
what the hell was I just saying it's so oh pro and streamer turning that wouldn't
work because if you did a duo pro and streamer bro it's just gonna be the
pros 1v1ing man like the skill gap in Rocket League is so high between above
Average average average players above average players and then pros that it's like if I was teamed with like all Reddolls and then
You know fucking say like JC or some other sugar steeper than a pro like they're just gonna be
It's literally gonna be a one-on-one with like maybe one or two people in between like that's that's gonna be it
jingles rating
Is he actually?
Sub-only question mark? I don't know if we need to do Sub-only-
Eh, it's just because people are- No. If Jhin's raid is taken out of Sub-only, then I'll feel bad if the Shatter's can't fight.
But I don't know if he raided or not. Um...
Anyways...
No, Bro and Shimmery would be able to do.
Dude, they're literally gonna 10-0, though.
I feel like...
Is this- Is this at a point where they should just Mercy and we just go next?
This is just a fucking waste of time.
Like what if you're losing like five zero there's a chance you win, but if you're if you're fucking ten zero
Bro, it's tough. You know what I mean?
Like you're not gonna there's no world where they perform that much better that they that eat they even win let alone score a goal. Oh
Wow
like I just don't see how they lose do you think you'll win against Zoink and
Riley they play well I think they calm a lot I think they're slightly they said
they lost to Yu-Gi-Oh! but the way they're playing it makes it they seem
better but they're also playing a team that sucks you know what I mean so if
you're playing a team that's like silver silver elo you're gonna just
look like you're doing better than a team that lost so I don't really know I think
we'll win but I don't know how well they were gonna compare it to like you
and our team after that we win this let me go final if we win next game right
because it's still then it would be speech and lied versus who else won
Squeaks in Lod versus Shook.
Mingo and, uh, Sketch.
Mingo, Sketch, that'll be a good game.
Because I think Mingo's really good.
And Sketch is the better, like, worst player on the team.
Because it's usually matched, dude, if he does not.
Is he sitting in gold?
Or did he just give up?
I also was told Zoink started this game two days ago. Is that true? Because he started the game two days ago, he's playing very well.
Unless he's literally just been no like.
Mira taking the 10 gift-its, bro. I was thinking if he's gonna send me the 10 gift-its. Mira taking the 3.
Asking a voice chat, helping to get out of the relationship with my best friend, who's also my ex's best friend.
But now my ex wants to get back together.
I don't know what to tell you
there. Hold up. I'm sorry. I
don't really think I could
help with that. I'm so you're
going through that. Nice. I
already love it. I'm saying I
love the area. Yo, man, you
know, we like there should be
a mercy role like fucking
not basically. Mm hmm. You
know, meditation. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. No great great
comedy. They call me to your
entrepreneurial ship. Entrepreneurial
ship. You know what's going to be me,
RQ, you and Riley and one more.
Exactly. We got this, bro. No,
actually, bro. You guys know the
one warping became meta? Yes,
we can lark next game. You know
what I'm saying? Don't
come on.
Not with the kickoff.
Oh, they're cut.
No, no, I think you got that.
No, because we got that.
Go for the double buck.
Remember to support each other.
Okay, guys, remember never start supporting each other.
Build a heat source.
You're going to drive through and don't stop.
mistake but one makes a mistake the other lists up the other one come on
I don't know what that shit means, I did not have a high school.
He isn't no what a hemorrhoid is?
No!
Nice.
Hey, uh, what's funny in here?
A hemorrhoid is an inflamed ass vein.
Are you an assitant?
No!
Oh my god!
Are you screwing him up?
No!
You distracted my teammate!
No!
Joe!
You're talking about hemorrhoids!
You're talking about fucking hemorrhoids!
All right, I'll be in.
All right.
I play clutch rail all day. How much what's no a hemorrhage. Oh
Yes, you're trying to they just put down a mega night. Okay. Now. How are we gonna stop this mega night?
Okay
He's earthquake-ing.
He just earthquakeed you.
Yes, he earthquakeed.
No, I'm gonna hit him with the rocket.
Yes, rocket him, rocket him.
Nice!
Use a miner! Use a miner! Use a miner! Use a miner!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Pause, pause, pause, pause.
Yo, pause, pause, pause, pause.
No, not that kind of miner.
We're talking about the miners with rocks.
The miners are a class.
Yo, what?
What in the world are we saving?
No, no, no, no, you guys are good, we're good, we're good.
The mining miner, bro, the mining miner.
That's my favorite card, Bob.
He's here, bro.
Boom, right there.
Nice, man.
Aerial.
Rub those aerials.
Oh.
I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going,
I was going, I was going, I was going,
I was going, I was going.
No, I got just true.
No, you didn't, calm down, calm down.
Stay composed.
OK, wait, Zoe, I'm just going to demo him.
Maybe stay back, I'm just going to demo him.
Yes.
Rocking him, hit him with the red rocket.
What?
Hey, what's the red rocket, bro?
You didn't do that.
Red rocket?
Red rocket.
I can't even for that.
What?
OK, you're on it.
You're good.
Come on, guys.
Hold on.
I'm talking.
It's happening.
Nice.
You don't have to say anything about it.
Use the healing potion.
Oh, nice.
Now counter attack, counter attack.
Get ready for the center.
I got you!
Oh, nice try, Buster Boy.
Max is double A.
Double A?
back back do you got it is family timing it's timing you like if you hold it if
we teaching him how to flick in the middle of a turn oh my god oh my god damn
I'm not gonna
I can't help you.
He is so bad.
Man, this is my bad.
What the fuck?
I'm not checking gold.
He almost hit it out.
If you click why you get a ball cam.
If you click why you get a ball cam, Max.
Wait
I said you open the plate!
What are you doing?
He has an outfit and jumped off the ground.
I'm about to clutch you with nuts in my mouth.
No, two eyes, two eyes.
We're on a fast break, we're on a fast break.
Hit it up, hit it up.
We're on a fast break.
This is insane.
You're gonna get fucked, bitch!
Whoa!
Yo!
No, no!
What do you think?
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm moving!
It's fucked, Rao!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine!
Son, son, listen to me son!
I'm listening, bro, I'm listening, game, please, bro!
Yo, Max, watching you drive around is like watching a Fortnite box!
Can you speak proper English?
My fault, gang.
Let me go!
There we go!
Oh my gosh!
Do it!
This is how you do it!
What?
I have nothing to leave me!
He did nothing.
They own gold.
Why are we saying good shit?
I won't lock him, buddy.
He can't go in here, buddy.
What are we talking about?
Let me go.
Go with it.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you speak properly?
How can you hit him into the door?
Yeah, I'm speaking. No, stop saying that word. I told you, you stop saying it. I stopped playing around here.
It won't be something like this in each of y'all's and drink water.
Like the fucking bro and play your role, boy. Holy shit.
You play your role? For the reason we buy a loom. God damn.
Hey, listen.
My role, we have 24 seconds, bro.
I am not gang bang. I do not gang bang.
Do you understand these words?
Yo, clip this, go up for more cancer this night, I'm not allowed to please.
I got somebody who doesn't care.
Wait, wait, it's the school.
Bro, it's what, the soldier?
This seems way better.
Boss plan on OBS, god damn it, I knew my shit looked awful.
Oh, oh, me! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Good shit. Good shit. Over time. Over time.
Over time.
Oh, come on, man.
Freaking out.
You guys got this.
Right here. Right here. Right here.
You go to defense now.
It's just bored to score
I got removed
Guys, what are they doing?
is playing on his OBS he hasn't flipped and he never uses his boost I literally told him
in the beginning of the game I said don't play under OBS who's like oh shit I've
been playing under OBS it's still late oh my god oh my god oh come on yes wait no
they say scored yeah I know but I'm saying it gave max the goal but Max didn't
Hit the ball
Dude no way this is going game fucking three it's one one three one one one
He went from high definition to low
Jack is over here.
Wait, are you guys not watching?
Are you not expecting us watching a POV?
We're watching a POV.
Oh, shit.
What's POV?
Oh, wait, Joe, if you'd love to like, screen share.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, if that's what you were trying to offer, you can obviously do that.
We would not say no.
Well, you realize you could just spectate if you just joined the game.
Oh
That's what that's what I'm doing. Yeah, nah
No, are you ready up for the game five? Oh my god, they lost one. They lost him. Are we making a new lobby?
I think so. Oh
now
Yes, oh, yes
I think it's started
Wait, is X you see something in am I hearing this?
Okay. Wait, really?
Check on it. Check on it. Check on it.
Is XUC up?
Oh, no.
No. If XUC plays, you guys are good.
You guys have more of a chance?
You guys have more of a chance with XUC.
No, XUC, if he's here, he's just looking at stuff.
He's off of how much better.
Oh, shit. What do you mean, no?
Hell no.
I'm not gonna lie. That guy was putting in some crazy defense.
Yeah, no, he's the defense, but we got our kids to find who's we're going to do like we got I think I feel like
It was unfortunate, but these had a lot of elixir build up and they were able to get the wind
Elixir like pump like really
That happens
Yeah, that hella power ups on us
You also got fucked with the the rule one because yeah, if you had gotten Greek in the rule one
It would have just been over like
Like I don't know what that means when two people run into each other you're like you can but you're not supposed to break
But if you run into each other in your face each other you're not supposed to break it
No, it's just like
No, no, I think that thought that he was keeping you guys from the ball
He was asking he sketch was telling him how to flip before yeah, no, no that's not he hit was actually like oh my God come on
Okay
Wait, so are we playing against XQC the chat saying we have XQC. Yeah, XQC joins
I said yes, bro. I'm all he said you sure how much time I got I can be on and out. I said bro in like two minutes
Seventeen K is crazy. Yeah, it's all into time. No, bro max. You're so close. That was the most clutch goal I've ever seen
I'm gonna go update the other
Jeezy, Jeezy, Jeezy.
Jeezy, your eyebrows look good, your eyebrows look good.
Your eyebrows look good, your eyebrows look good.
Jeezy, Jeezy, Jeezy, Jeezy.
Jeezy, Jeezy, where are your eyebrows?
By right. Am I right?
Ha ha ha.
By right.
Hi guys, do you know what's in it?
No.
Hi guys, hi guys, hi guys.
No.
Hi guys, chill, chill, chill.
No.
You know, it's just stated here, okay.
No, I quit.
Wait, should I stop my brother in his GC to it's only players in this point forward.
No, no, no, shall I stop my brother in?
Come on players.
Wait, so is XQC in in game three?
Yes, XQC is in game three.
Okay.
How about we can reset that?
Come on.
What's going on with that?
Who got the rule of XQC being allowed to play?
Yeah.
This is how it was.
It wasn't allowed to play.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't reset it.
Now it's yeah, now it's just it's basically just one game ever whoever takes it
Yeah, perfect. We're already two hours behind schedule
We're now we're supposed to be in grand finals right now. We're still in the first round. Yeah
Yeah, so we got to get this shit going and X needs to get the fuck in
One game for all the marbles. Good luck
Fuck right. Wait, I saw my brother in his juicy
also guys sketch if you're gonna be in the team's calls while they're playing
that's fine he can't he can't he can't I was trying to mute and it would
Joe Joe and Joe and sketch can stay here. They can't join any other call
I don't know why am I not allowed to join any other call?
Because it's all the calls.
Let Joe, let Joe.
What did I do wrong?
I wasn't even.
Guys, you can join whatever call you want.
Just be muted while they're playing for the love of Christ.
See, I'm doing two different things.
High-vives the server owner and runner is telling you I'm not allowed to join.
Jinksy.
Jinksy said players only, so he's switching.
Jinksy, what do you want?
I said players only are allowed in the Discord server, mainly to eliminate Yugi and Arke
because they were just letting each other go, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy!
So that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that!
Just bail them from the server.
When you got, already did. When you guys join a call, just mute.
Don't, don't.
Yes, you can join whatever you want to listen, but just mute because it's supposed to be the players talking to each other.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, beautiful.
But.
Where is X?
How many games are you playing?
It's this game, and then after this game,
we play the winner of this.
Then Squeaks, Ludwig, and Mingo, Sketch, play each other.
Winner of that goes to the finale
against the winner of Me, Jinxie, versus whoever else.
So it's semi-final.
So it's this game, and then there's two more matches,
and then the finale.
It's 11 for the sub.
jumpy and google to give it a sub. I'm actually gonna run to the bathroom real quick.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's jumping out of the shower.
Yo, have eyes, pick up the phone.
Really?
Pick up the phone.
I got to have fucking aneurysm.
Uh, please.
Yo, hi.
Hi, man.
What's up with the phone?
Um, it's awful.
You know, but...
So
Yeah, last year return of an apple you have us we were supposed to be in grand finals wrapping it up right now
Chat I don't even think it's possible to do this tree. It's like it's like
It's like trying to like bend time
Trying to bend time is not that bad
I'll tell you what he said. I'll tell you exactly what XTC said.
Bro, I'm in the shower. I just woke up. Enemy full. I run to PC. What the fuck? That was too late.
Wait, he just got up at this time?
I need like 10. Is that possible? Or you want me at the PC right now?
And then I said, bro, like now we're so behind schedule. I'm at PC. Hold on. That's what he said.
So that could mean he's a streamer so that could mean three hours or eight minutes.
I don't know what I mean.
I think he's just got a stream on his phone.
There's no concept of time clearly, but I don't care because my food's here.
Oh, wait, what are you eating?
What are you eating?
Yeah, what do you get?
Um, hibachi dude.
Oh.
Where's your dash hibachi?
You got shrimp?
Shrimp?
Chicken?
It's so hard to play.
Rice, vegetables, eggs, the whole nine.
Joe, I actually forgot how Rocket Meat feels to play,
because we haven't played in two hours.
Yeah, I feel like not only am I not warmed up,
I'm like cold right now.
I think we all just dropped a rank waiting.
I think I dropped a rank watching Max play last game.
So you don't have a shot though?
I think I scored on us three
times. Yeah. One of the times
Max actually bumped you into the
ball. How many times have you
said where's XCC today?
genuinely. You know what bro,
how about rerun it back me me at
Riley versus Archie Yugi. That's
the five finals.
Two minutes out. Two minutes out.
I mean, how accurate is that information?
I just don't believe that.
Yeah.
I'm going to go check it on the other teams
and make sure everybody's done it.
Two and a half hours ago.
Honestly, bro, let's start acting the concept.
Thoughts?
Yeah, I think I'm just going to start watching daily dose
of internet videos while I wait.
Yeah, no, it's not like that either.
Ah, I'm the controller demon.
Yeah, no, I'm just going to start watching cap videos
and tell something.
It looks like a sour orange juice guy.
What the fuck is that?
I need to be a little happier.
I don't know what's going on.
Let me ask you.
You got videos, 2026.
Like, look at this, bro.
Like, oh, that's just AI.
Everyone else saw that.
Somebody said this shit was not playing properly.
It was.
It's just streamers aren't on time.
Like, Jixi isn't lying when he did let us know two weeks
ago.
Dude he let everyone know everything and he even like mentioned it in a like a group mention it like four times
It's like hey remember to join the server. Yeah, I was told a bunch of people too. Yeah, bro. I was on Friday
I'm still here on time ready like come on
Yeah, okay, I'm so watch a cat video maybe this one
We're watching a fucking cat video chicken a biggie thinking about the sub
Jay big socks she's small and off the set as well dude where the fuck is actually you see
My god, he was supposed to be here at six. It's 831 and now he's getting subbed for game three
That's insane. I'm gonna go get water
I'm out of water or do I drink another flavored drink?
Another edible yeah that'll definitely quench my thirst drink the THC drink
yeah that'll definitely quench my thirst that'll help no I just want to play
he's too rich to give a fuck yeah I don't disagree I mean XGC is probably
worth like 400 million dollars. So, he doesn't really need to be here.
Sparkling ice, yeah, also a fire drink. A lot of a riff Rital today. Oh my god.
Well, I say yes, because you probably thought he would wake up.
Jigsie said that, that said that his phone broke.
Call this makes me. All right, we're good to go. It's gonna be the same code as the last game. I'll start it
Holy shit. Hold up. I'm not in the
I am not in the game. Let me join the game
No, let me just spectate bro. I didn't like that
I feel like it's better to just watch somebody's POV even if it's slightly delayed because oh my god
Like having a pan between cams, which would we rather do?
I feel like it's easier to just fucking just click on somebody's
PVE
Twitter group chat jinks. He's getting hammered
You can take edibles if you want I
Don't judge
All right
see
Yeah, oh jinksy
So my chat's informing me that uh, yeah, you're you're getting hammered is that true?
Yeah, I'm done. I'm at my wit's end and I'm done. This guy's two hours 34 minutes late.
I mean I'm getting shit faced and yes I'm the host of the tournament. Joe, you're gonna
have to carry this team because I'm bringing about four beers into my room and I plan on
putting them down as my next fight. I already ate an edible. Nice, need another one. Let's
the game bro, we've been waiting for so long. Like why didn't we just I don't want to say
why didn't we just run it with Greek? We were like oh we're so next to the third game.
Now we're sitting here for 20 minutes waiting. I thought it was like oh he's here he's
ready. Yo, my right. We actually
click the join button and so the
game actually started by what
we do. Jinx. He's not here.
He's grabbing four beers and
getting hashtag hammered. He's
out. Oh my God. Bro, the game
just accidentally started and I
deposit. Jesus Christ. Do you
all know the prize for this
thing? Yeah, it's like it's
like, you know, like, uh,
like, if you if you lose next
game, will you shave both your
eyebrows off? All right, we
ready? Wait, we actually started
but like on accident, but
It's also it's also a requirement. Everybody has to drink four beers minimum because drinks
You just take it for beers minimum right now
Okay, I'm 17.
Okay, never mind.
Wait, yeah.
We're ready.
Oh my god.
We need someone to restart it.
Someone to restart it.
Yeah.
Someone to restart the game.
Or the mountains blue.
It'll be good.
Yes.
Yes, actually, that means you're
going for a good one.
Wait, who's host?
Who's host?
I don't know.
I can pause and unpause if I want to.
I don't know why.
You, you, you.
All right, I'm paused.
Good luck.
No, okay.
I'm going to restart from kickoff.
Yep.
Beautiful, beautiful.
All right, wait, I got to turn the other call.
One second.
Nice.
I'm about to just go watch.
Bro, Axe is in the game, but he's not live.
I'm waiting, bro. I'm waiting on my fucking game, bro.
I've been waiting for two hours.
What's happening? What are y'all doing, bro?
Y'all already ate.
Move!
Wait, what's happening?
Just getting drunk, bro. Y'all gonna get drunk three days in a row, bro?
My liver is dying.
Oh, my God. Why can't I fucking unmute him?
Holy shit.
Oh shit, my bad, my bad X.
X, I'm out, I'm on a fast break.
What that?
Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck.
Fuck. They did you?
It's fine, it's fine. We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're good.
Oh, but demo really like that's not a part of the game
Yo run predictions
It's even it's even run predictions run predictions just put XQC or fucking Riley those two teams
I
Know oh my OLED monitor flickers every 15 seconds every like 15 seconds it goes blink and it flashes on and off
Oh my god, that's copyrighted and we're tabbed out of we're tied on a pvm stream
We are now going to
Oh my god
We're going who's live that I could fucking see
Yeah, if you just lag again
Oh
I'm surprised max. I kind of don't want to play
Oh, wait, I can't lie
I think X you see actually is pretty nice. Oh my god
Who would be better for me and jakesy to play
Probably dude, but Riley and Riley and us like are gonna be off off coming off a game like we're gonna be warmed up
That's a lot of stuff. I'll start. I'll start. I'll start.
You? Yeah, yeah. I want you to be like fucked over by lag.
Yeah, okay. Oh, no way. Why do you follow through?
Why do you follow through? Oh, my God.
That could have been just, you just fucking turned around corner shot that.
Oh, no. Good.
London squeaks London squeaks. I am kind of worried about playing but we play them until the end
Nice next game. We play the winner of this wait
Good bump out good bump now come on another bump. Oh, sure
Yeah, I kind of want to play Riley. Oh damn
This is bad. We have to just play XT, bro.
I think I don't want to play XT.
I'm playing hard as fuck. Like this is so bad.
Yeah, if you put a XT on me, you mean me.
Max has to stop going for the ball.
Oh, shit.
Bro, fucking flip.
Did that end?
He didn't get there quick.
Right, he hit that one.
Nice.
He might score it though, we'll watch out.
Alright, I'm good.
Wait, Blackaway Max doesn't have any...
I
Get that on Polly market. I put 13
140 for you to win don't do that
You bet on me to win we're good we're good
You're fucking crazy
You realize I'm high and jinx. He's getting drunk and everybody else is playing sober
And we haven't played in two hours
Max is playing on over the ass again, we're good. We're good. That's fucking right Lee
You get that away. I
Got it. We're gonna bump it. He's gonna take it. Okay
What the fuck oh my god
No, they actually just through they're just like they get it up in a position and then they both play to defensively
Like they don't commit to the ball
They sold two walls in the last two minutes
My god, why don't we just commit to the boost at that point?
I mean zero and he can't have this oh my god
Oh my god, they get it you'd follow through follow fucking through
Centers that
Your axis actually playing alone max is not moving at all
what they just fucking lost we've got two goals or I'd be like actually
froze like in the game like it was bad it's over like they're not getting three
goals in a minute 21 that's like the gg's wait well you said your dog on one
the court me me me yeah no this is all does that I guess it's a lot of you I'm
lying well I just got back in the game now there wait what do you mean you just
wait wait what no like I was in like my game just loaded like after the kickoff
yeah like radius so much the way I hear I'm lagging oh my god he can't play
right we really cannot play the game right now this in the 700s like in the
scoreboard like we can't do anything I'm basically to be wanting the one I'm
fucking XUC bro yeah Riley like hasn't loaded in yet bro
what is this?
Bro have you tapped that in?
Oh my god!
Yeah no wait Riley, no Riley hasn't loaded in yet, Riley hasn't loaded in yet, dude I'm
not gonna tell anything.
I'm gonna be so honest you didn't move for 10 seconds, you didn't move for 10 seconds.
Yeah I like re-boot you now, I'm not gonna tell anything.
You scored four fucking goals.
Yeah I like re-boot you now, I'm not gonna tell anything.
Riley if we did like a rematch would you still be lying to me?
I don't know maybe.
I'm really not sure.
I
Have anything now like it's normal. Oh my god
Yeah, but like I think it's just like another if you haven't seen my case. He's like frozen in the kickoff for like
Seconds
Bro fucking hard cut that he's gonna jump look when you're going that way towards the goal
Heal around, hard cut, slam it left.
He's gonna dodge through the ball and he whips.
Yeah, it's just like what do you do?
Like, in a regular competition,
like I would have took the loss anyway.
Yeah, but like, I don't know,
because like, you know, for a microsecond throw,
this guy's literally like frozen.
Max is bumping.
Max is probably just telling you to bump.
Like, this ping is like so high.
I don't know why mine's so low, it is so high.
Like, look, he's probably gonna be frozen
in this kickoff for a second.
Yeah, look, he's frozen for a bit.
Like, what am I?
And then he's there.
I'm gonna ask my chat.
Yeah, because it's like the kickoff is only.
I don't know.
Was he lagging the whole game?
Or did he start lagging after it was already, like, what?
Two to, or like, one to four?
Like, once it were two, five?
But it was like a separate by three, I don't know.
It depends how long he's been lagging.
It was the whole game.
What?
What's that?
We might have to rematch because Riley was lagging.
No, that's not it.
No, you're not even in the match, dude.
Is that fine?
You guys got a rematch?
It's not a thing.
Dang it.
Just wait, wait, wait.
We might have to make a new game.
Why is he lagging now?
But if he lags again, just chalk it, all right?
Just front of a rematch.
OK, let me talk to them.
X, we give him a rematch.
Yo, yo, PBL, don't do it, don't do it.
Yo, yo, I gotta be on the VM.
Yo, I'm late, so I can't say anything.
I can't, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay, okay, so I'm gonna push back.
All right, baby.
Like, I was late, so since I was a fuckhead,
like, you're gonna cook my shit, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay, fair, that's fair, that's fair.
But at the same time, though,
you guys, are you guys down to rematch her now?
I'm not gonna lie, bro, I like.
Okay, Riley, we start this game.
Like, man, I get a bit around her,
bro, like, shit, I'm not having the house to go.
I don't know who you thought it was.
He's playing OBS.
Like, you've been playing OBS?
What if I said rematch?
Let me look at the left one.
Say it, but you're not allowed to.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, no way.
You was lagging for real?
I mean, my chat is changing so much.
It's the past.
I'm ready, yo.
Somebody's just, I swear to God.
OK, I'll go back.
Oh, and that channel's full.
Got some stuff here.
Holy shit, man.
Yeah, no, his game has 700 and so on, so that was a GG.
700?
Yes.
God.
Dying.
I threw every pick off.
You had to wait like five seconds for it to start touching.
So let's just do one more rematch.
If he lags again, GG, fuck it.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, but he's in a resized game probably.
I think that's a fair way to do it because I don't think
anybody should lose because they're on 700 ping.
It's a five minute game anyways.
All right, all right, all right.
I'll look at that.
Did they leave?
Wow.
I got word it's a rematch.
It is a rematch.
It's a run it back angle here chat.
That's what's happening.
Where is the links?
There's the links.
All right, lock-in.
I think I'm at the discord.
Yeah, no, I think it's like, what do you mean?
Oh my gosh, him for the sub eight
and him taking it to three.
What are you gonna play Life is Strange?
No idea.
Today's the tournament obviously.
Tomorrow I'm gonna be live at like 2.30.
We're doing Minecraft, S&P in random games.
Tuesday, High on Life two.
Wednesday, poppin' playtime five.
Thursday not live.
Friday's going to be React.
Saturday, High on Life two again.
Sunday, React's next Monday.
S&P, Random Games next Tuesday off next Monday.
AHA charity stream, American Art Association.
It's going to be a group charity stream.
Planning that shit out should be fun.
All right.
Lock in.
Hold up.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Not all kickoff is.
Yeah, put some of it.
Wait, let's see if back way back to noon.
Come on.
Hey, come on.
Why is it only one person?
Ew.
He's him.
Fictional currency of people tweeting about the bar box.
Holstron's been a react the way this tournament went.
I mean, it would have been mainly
reacts because I'd be watching more games
than I'd be playing anyway.
But it's just been just waiting.
I would say an hour and a half of this tournament
has just been waiting.
I'm hosting everything and he's just not here.
But do you want to join XTC platform apps thing real quick?
But he left, he left.
I don't think so.
Yo, you're right pro-class.
You got to leave that, he's the only one.
Is it in Discord or Twitter?
Oh, here's the new one.
It's the same one, it's just leaving.
Yo, do we not hear this kid Riley lagging on Discord?
It's over.
You're lagging on Discord?
Yes, though you're lagging on Discord.
Like you're like, ah.
Yeah, he's just going to lag in-game again.
That's everybody's like three mini-game like it's just not good
Like I don't know if you do that stereo. Oh my god, okay
Where does he live to get out? I don't know why I think they might have changed servers for acts
Be easy so far away from everybody else, but I mean everybody's getting an average like 50 ping
We're probably playing like taxis servers
If I had a guess, like I don't I it's probably something central like there's no way we're playing
He just leaked the code. It's it doesn't matter. You don't know the password
Riley's also Canadian. Well, then that doesn't really make sense. I do like it's fine. Like we don't even have to resell like I just feel bad for
Yeah, excellent back boy max are in the game that I said to leave we gotta leave
Yeah, no, you said you want to say more
Yeah, well
Everybody has to leave for it to be deleted and then
He's still wagging we just we just go next we just go next
Fixing Jimmy for this up. He can line up this up at this point. We just go next, right?
Let me lock in real quick for this next game
This song is so much aura chat, holy fuck.
Locked in.
Put me in the next game.
Tell me where's this going next.
I need to play.
I need to be holding RT and Boost, RB at the same fucking time, and spam flipping.
He's sitting there.
Hold up.
what's happening like what do you even do that's an area man that's just so
unlucky yes I'm in
I don't know what's happening yeah what's the new code
and then Rodney kept on like she's coming in like a hell so we got a
lot of intelligence you have to have over a fucking five IQ to type good
Good fucking god. We did the opposite of catering the majority you stupid fuck
Holy fuck, you're stupid. Wow, you're dumb. You're literally doomed for your whole life because how fucking stupid you are
We didn't get the majority we ran a poll and the majority of the chat said to
Said to keep going with the tournament and don't do a rematch. I did the opposite
I said I don't think it's fair that you guys should lose cuz of lag
Then Riley reset his game. He was still lagging in discord and then Riley himself the player in the tournament
Not you the guy playing said just move on. I'm lagging and we're already three hours behind schedule. I
Mean right?
I
Yo, what is happening right now? Are we playing? Yes, you better get dropped off bro. So they so they
I think they've perfected the rematch.
Yeah cuz he was doing it.
I'm not too sad.
Right now.
Yo, Joe, hold on.
Maybe I'm a whole boost and-
No, no, no, no.
Gads, at the same time, and if it's a little-
He asked.
Oh my God.
I'm just gonna use these, bro.
All right, Joe, you ready?
Wait a minute, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm locked in.
We're starting now.
This is the best of three still for 70 seconds.
We're starting now.
It's the best of three.
Are you ready?
I'm going to click on pause the game is going to start I'm going to tell that.
I'm ready.
All right, semifinals.
Lock in.
We got nervous.
We've been waiting.
We haven't played it so long.
Yeah.
Okay.
Lock in.
I'm locked.
We didn't wait for three hours to lose.
That's it.
You're good.
Okay, lock in.
I'm locked.
We didn't wait for three hours to lose, bruh.
Fuck that shit.
You're good.
I am, I am putt- I don't know what the EVM is doing.
I don't know what the EVM is doing.
Wait, Joe, how many edibles did you take?
One.
Okay, I'm not that high though.
I'm not that high.
You're not that high?
How high are you?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
You're not that hot? How high are you?
No, no, no. Like a three out of ten.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Alright, so I feel like Zen stayed right here.
Let's just win. I tried to match him.
We win this to make finals.
My chat's saying it's over.
I missed the vault. I missed the vault completely.
Match it.
Nice to you. What a win. It's just max. It's just max. Easy.
Max! Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Come on. Good shit. Let's win this shit, bro.
it's women's shit women's get the
vitals dude come on got it he's gonna be
playing you're not fucking babysitting
well I got a gap I'm gonna get it oh
shit max job well I went I was far
behind you because I was trying to get
off my ball max just accidentally did a
delayed kickoff he doesn't even know
what he's here because he was so slow
so slow to the kickoff that's what
I'm just gonna hold back
I kind of wanna wait for Axe to come up on me.
Yep, I'm behind you.
That's smart.
Joe, that's smart.
Do you remember, Max is basically just driving around.
It's not right here.
Yeah, yeah.
I know it's the ball.
I had to open that.
Let's jump.
Let's get a bounce.
That's you.
Shit.
I flicked it.
Let's get a drop.
Drop.
Yes!
Yes! Yes, Joe!
Yes!
Yes, Joe!
Fucking beautiful, Joe!
Beautiful, man!
We're done, we're done, we're done.
God, I love you. Let's go.
All right, Joe.
Fine. Do you get that?
I'm gonna be put out.
I got it.
He fucked it. I go, I go, I go.
You go! You go! You go Joe! You go Joe! Yes!
Come on! Yo, end this shit. When this game's, we'll see you be playing finals.
We're winning this fucking shit, dawg!
You don't, I'm gonna hold it back. I don't get it, don't get it.
Just because when you're against him, I don't want them to get Chief Kick Off Gold.
You're right, you're right.
So intelligent, you know.
I'm gonna go wide open that for James.
You got it, you got it.
Go again.
Vamo vorra carraio, vamo vorra carraio.
Hey, X, where you going?
Where you going, X?
I'm behind you, slipping up your ass.
You wanna be three hours late, bend over and take it.
Dead the ball.
All right.
Bye.
You full take?
going back. PBN's just driving around. I dribbled on X. Hold up. I'm holding this. I got pushing.
Me? I got it. I got it. I missed it. Oh my god. Oh my god. He sucks. Oh my god. Oh
my god. He fucking sucks. Holy shit. Dude, he literally had it on. He got burnt it
There's no way
Joe this is great
Yes, Joe, let's win this damn tournament come on
I go I go I did it I did it
I like that you're playing back, because Max might actually get a G4.
Fuck.
Okay.
That was like a jump step.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
Wait, I'm actually walling this.
I'm walling this.
Over your head, bitch!
That's you!
In your net!
In your fucking net!
I'm taking my shirt off.
I'm gonna give a fuck.
Ah!
Get the fuck out!
You go, Joe, you go.
You go, you go.
You push, you push.
I'm behind.
Is he gonna hit it?
Okay.
I fucked that.
Oh my God, I fucked that.
But he sucked.
It's okay, it's okay.
I go, I go, open that.
I go, open that.
Wait, Joe, open that!
over the middle to you over the middle over the middle over the middle
I demoed
I could drive the demo max and I blocked your shot
I'm so fucking sorry
Joe I'm so sorry
I think no this game's in the bag
oh no
okay you dropped me
I gotta let's just hold this lead
Joe I don't
I got no time
time, time, time
fuck
okay
wait I have a shot
I just
actually over the middle
I'm gonna demo X
No, I'm just like
They fuck that
I mean honestly at this point we could just fucking fall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, but I like scoring in your next in your next
So I'm behind it, right?
Joe, let's win this fucking turn of head
You're actually gross. Oh, I thought you wait. I got it. I got it. Oh
I was so happy
I'm on it.
Yes, Joe.
Yes.
You still got to win this.
You got to win another.
What are you doing, bro?
Bro, I just love you, Joe.
Okay, you're good at games.
You're good at games.
You have big biceps.
I love you, Joe.
Let's stop fucking around let's win game to and then we'll see we play it by this. I'm not gonna buy would you rather
This is a question box squeaks is we dare I think speaks is the best player in the tournament
I agree. Squeaks is the best plan of tournament mingle and sketch a lot
Bro mingle and sketch kind of play like two flat ones. I'm yeah, they play. They don't play like a duo
I think we're gonna have a
game to go. All right like they
they have great rotations when
I was watching their chat. Who
do you think is easier? Who
thinks easier? I think like
with the 25, I think Ludwig's
worse than sketch, but I
think speaks is better than
Mingo, so it's really just
like how we could separate
them. Yeah, lot of weeks in
love also you gotta keep in
mind speaks and love have
like bro game chemistry and
they beat every Dark Souls
like a week like they play they play a game together all the time.
Alright.
Are we joining blue or what do you think it's up to you.
Okay.
Joe if we win this game we're in five right we got to come out hot the only game we lost
today was when we started off like shit that was only a fluke of a game that game was
I agree we were waiting and then I joined late. They got an early goal and then the vibes were just bad. I'm centering
I'm gonna get an exit space. He's a really nice. He has no boost. He's a really too much
Yeah, he's doing too much. I mean Joe, let's go. Let's go
Bro, even if you didn't score ahead we basically had two goals
I was trying to pinch it with you
God
That's what we do y'all. Let's win this shit
I go I go I go I go I go I go I get it I get it
I got it
I'm gonna back
hold up
We're actually straining his boots by everything I don't know why he's doing that
He's straining his boots
I think this is fucking game, dude.
Yeah, JXE is not moving. JXE is not moving. JXE is not moving. What's happening? JXE?
JXE? Hold him 1v2 right now. Hold him 1v2. Hold him 1v2. JXE just lost the map. JXE cracked.
This is awesome.
Still holding them off.
Gonna win this game alone.
No big deal.
I only have to stall for 3 minutes.
I have to stall for 3 minutes and we win.
And it is that simple.
Have a game.
If they can't beat me in 1v2, they are absolute garbage.
And I will solidify myself as the death player in the tournament.
Backstop.
Thank you.
And that might actually be a goal.
Clock.
I missed.
Axe got it.
The fact that they're losing 1v2 right now is insane.
I want to repeat Axe just with the ball.
Three minutes on the clock.
If I just get a pass in, it's easy.
Got a pass in.
Okay.
Locked the ball, beautiful lock, jumped in,
weaved this stupid demo, absolutely locked right now.
Literally in a fucking Zen State, I'm not locked,
I just, I take it all back, I take it all back,
I take it all back, I'm fully unlocked right now,
I don't know what the fuck that was.
I'm back, I'm done, tap it up, he goes for the demo,
completely wet set, my heart's pounding,
heart rate's probably about 220 right now.
going for a fall? High score. YOLOREX! Holy, holy, yo, there's two people. 1v2 right
now. It's a rematch you should. No it's not! No it's not! He lost connection and I'm
winning. What do you mean? I'm winning. We were up 3-0. He's back. He's back in the
game. And I still scored. What the fuck are you talking about? He said it's a rematch.
I scored it in 1v2, JC. And he's trying to say it's a rematch. Who's trying to say it's a rematch?
Axe!
Bro, they're lost, bro.
I'm holding you off.
I'm winning anyway.
I know what I'm saying. I said if we lost.
Wait, what do you mean he tried to say rematch?
FF after I just fucking held them off for a minute and then scored and he was like it's a rematch you chug
He said the game's rematch they were trying to you're winning free to zero with my power and now we're winning for zero, but they were trying
And maybe there was a close game maybe play
Why would we rematch if we wanted I might have been a joke. I have no idea
I
But he couldn't score yeah, why don't we he's not joking Joe I said lightning like strike my house
I'm not
Scored you scored and then you did it scream and I'll take home
Maybe his might be because normally you scream every time he scored and then you were just frozen. I was like jinkie really
Do you see it I go
Dude, I was
I was pulling off a fucking
he says rematch no I won the tears we up three zero I hold you off for zero he
said that's not how it works I mean earlier X was saying that he shouldn't
request rematch because he was fucking three hours late now he loses the game
and what's a rematch when our team DC we were running for the zero we were
It's three zero I held them off for you know what I'm kind of down to this rematch
I'm down to rematch and there's a shit on him again. We're not gonna wait
One big one Joe Joe when I see seed was it 40 or three here
I
Jump what jump yeah, man. I can see was it 40 or 30 it was 30
I I held them off for a minute, and then I scored and then I said FF and he said it's a rematch
Get absolutely fucking dumped on rematch this twirl
dude I wanted to flack him so bad there oh my god he's gonna jump by the call he's
gonna be mad what is he mad about I don't know like why would it be a
rematch
damn it I think it's only there because it why why would it be a rematch if
If Jinksy DCs, and then I win a 1v2.
Yo, Joe Char, listen, listen.
I know you've never competed before.
I get it.
You know how it works.
It's the way it works.
Because we stand to gain none of my playing.
I ask for pause because they will pause, right?
So if we score three goals, we're going to win.
Why didn't you stop moving?
Why didn't you then in there stop playing?
And you kept trying to score.
Go with me, so I'll have to get out of here.
Yeah, do you let the play one more game?
You know what, guys?
You know what?
Let's rematch, let's rematch.
We're going to lose the game.
OK, let's rematch.
Go drink soylent, get out of my lobby, guys.
What the fuck do you chud this guy, Jesus Christ?
Why are you mad at me?
Jesus fuck.
What did I do?
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Drink your soylent, Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, let's play again.
Fucking bitch.
I mean like what the fuck?
He's just gonna lose anyway.
Yeah, but I don't understand the logic of it.
Because we already, we already like-
We were winning.
We were winning and-
I wanted team DCs.
And he said, it's whatever, it's whatever.
He's mad that he lost, and now he's mad at me.
He's just gonna fucking lose again.
And then he just won't have anything to say.
Yeah, I don't care about what he's saying.
We know we shouldn't have joined
Oh my god, Boston.
Come here.
PBM needs to join.
Bro, but what you said is a good point.
If it was a rematch, why did they keep trying to score?
He did not know pace of play was stopped.
They scored you a game.
Why did they just leave?
Kept trying to score.
I kept playing.
They kept trying to score.
And then I score.
And he says it's a rematch.
I really want to know what would have happened if they scored.
Then maybe we would have been like, oh, yeah,
rematch because it's like pause the moment you see it yeah but chat how would
I hear that if my power shot off and why someone would have had hopes that
could have caused look okay let's rematch all right they're all in let's go
let's just write that rematch
Go, go, it's winning my tendency right now.
I'm walling here, it's a score.
You, you, you.
He's gonna panic, I think.
You.
Docton.
You, you, you.
Get fucking docton.
Come on.
Come on!
You wanna rematch again?
Let's wait 20 times!
I'm above you!
You go, you go.
I'm over the middle.
Beautiful job.
Fucking beautiful.
Slut!
Split them.
Wow.
Do you see how I split them?
Yeah.
It's just beautiful.
I'm gonna get it. Dude, can we
please like 10 zero?
If we zero this will be great.
Bro listen though finals is going to be good.
That's going to be top.
We have to lock it on bottom of it.
Me, ours, ours, ours.
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Let's do like 20 to zero.
Let's make 20 to zero.
We're losing a team of rockets.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the net, demoing, demoing, I got it, I'm walling it.
Licked it, I'm demoing X, missed, blocked.
I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot, chipped it,
over the middle, yeah, nice job, good finish.
Oh, oh, watch it, bro, I kind of thought you were going to make that, I'm not going
I had it wasted part of the ride.
I had it dropped.
He's just whipping the ball.
I got him.
Hit this.
I preach up.
I'm back
Fuck we gotta go
Max actually bummed me. That was a good bump. Wow. That was a really good bump. I actually had an open door
What a flip. Oh my god
Nice click
Nice
Why does he not at me that we were winning and then I wasn't even like yo you suck ass. I was just like why are we rematch
Off the wall over the middle to you I missed I missed I'm demoing X
Sorry, I'm a
Well, I think, I don't know, I think we're going to play Mingo and Stats.
I think they're more well-rounded.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think they don't have as good chemistry, but I just think they're better.
Yeah, I think Mingo and Stats are like, I don't know.
Can you act that in a custom chat?
Just turn around.
Why don't I come back in your shirtless, because we're about to be in finals and
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Get that weak shit out of here please.
It's good 10-0 bro.
Let's get fucking, let's get 15.
Let's get fucking 20.
Let's get 20.
Why not get 20 goals?
Let's get 20.
It's a great practice for the planet.
I hope it's dead silent in there.
Oh, go drink your soy milk. Max is dying, laughing.
Now it's just 7 fucking 0.
What is soy milk? I've never even heard that.
Soy milk is like soy protein. He's calling me a soy boy.
Okay.
You got him up?
What?
Flicks.
Nice job, Barry.
Let's go. Let's get down. Let's get down.
Let's just keep scoring on him.
Let's just drag this game out for another hour.
Okay, okay. Wait a minute. Who plays next?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mingo sketch.
Who is KTC in chat?
That's Gax, that's Gax.
Here you go.
Nice, gal.
He's just pumping, bro.
That's gonna be bad. I take it there.
I'll go look at... Bro!
By the end of the tournament it turns out Arke and Yu-Gi were like, one of the better teams.
Yeah.
Yu-Gi was good, bro.
Yu-Gi was good.
Yu-Gi did play well.
I got it.
Yu-Gi was good.
That was awesome.
See you next time, Steve.
I don't know why Matt doesn't even get to the ball
he's kind of trying to bump I think I don't yeah I don't even think he's trying to bump
I think he's just missing the ball
Look at this, he intercepted it too.
Probably intercepted it.
Wow.
I don't think he could have timed that.
He said 1D1 for 250K.
He has way more money than they, I'm not doing that.
Who said that?
As you see.
I'm not 1D1ing him for a quarter of a million dollars.
Are you on track?
Wait, he asked you to 1D1 for a quarter of a million.
That's all my chat's saying.
How mad is he over there I thought he was like flowing and then he was actually
pissed
What's happening?
She wants to walk me with you for a quarter I got it got it got it got it got it got it
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Yeah, I would never need it.
Yeah, the tournament's not even for money, dude.
Yeah, let me get it. Let me get it.
Do you realize how intense that would be?
I would be shaking I would be no like my hands would be sweating I'd be shivering
Yeah, this is way better. I'm just drinking there
All right
Yeah, I believe it's a waste of time yeah, I believe none of it can not the spectators that aren't skipping bro. It's sketching
Bro, if you're gonna expect it you gotta skip
Yeah, just stall no more goals no more
Should we hop and call?
Um, sure.
If you.
Good job.
I'm going to do this.
Good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sports.
Yeah.
I just, yeah.
GGs bro.
GGs.
You guys.
Yeah.
GGs bro.
I guess that's it Jesus Jesus.
You know this is always next time there's always next time game there's always next
time.
That was a fun game guys.
You get to the lab and try a little bit to travel hard to go next time you win this.
Yeah.
Yo Joe.
Do you think you can get one of you on you don't know what you know Jakes or wait
What'd you say? How much?
20, 250 racks.
New, new, you don't have that kind of money, X.
You got that betting money, pal.
I think that would, actually, see,
if I bet you a quarter of a million dollars on a 1v1,
I think I would actually have a heart attack in the game.
I don't think I'd be able to play the game.
I think once I heard the three, two, one,
I think I would pass out
and somebody would need to revive me.
That is so much money.
Also, I know what you're talking about.
Why are you making that shit every month?
No, I mean, I could bet it.
I'm not going.
That's not a good financial decision.
You know, there's a difference between having the money
and then wanting to bet the money.
I'm not warping, but you do unironically
40 acts of my network.
Maybe more.
Yeah, but why are you saying that though?
What you're it that that amounts more feasible to bet for you than me
All right
I'm sorry if I upset you man. I wasn't trying to talk too much shit
Look look look it's not even a mother. Oh, you're gonna live. Oh, you just say you're gonna play for 25,000
That's game like
That's crazy
I'm instigating Matt. You're just instigating guys guys. It's not
I did a shitty job of a battle team that's all I did a shitty job
He's not a bad player. He's a good player. He's a good player. It looked like a battle to be one. It's my say
You say a good player, but you think you like
250,000
I cook them raw like they're fucking salmone on God and
It is different a 1v1 mechanic is way different like you could play ones and be better than Zeus I
Don't think you would win, but I'm not willing to put 250
Guys it would be a good battle decision though take it if you think you're better though
If I lost a quarter million dollar rager, I think I would be like I wouldn't sleep for months
Like I mean Joe Joe no pocket watching shit. We know you have any
Hey look dog to be honest
X kept calling with Chinese talk. It's in the whole family. You literally just was
Destroying us that means he thinks you're sorry. No
Oh, it's because I'm asked so I think that's instead of where one people
I think I'm gonna pass
Look, no that W. Waitman
Breaking bro, look bro. It's not even a money tournament. I did a shitty job
Excuse me. Are you upset with me because that one time in the twitch rivals tournament I leaked the fall guys code. Oh
Oh
I don't I don't I don't know about the answer dear. Did you do that? If you did that, I'm actually mad at you
Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. That's fucking bullshit. That's actually fucking awesome dog shit
I actually have a vendetta with people who do that shit. You know I have black people. I need to I read it out loud because it was
It formed a word and I was confused
That's crazy
Okay, exactly that's what I'm gonna do right now. I'm gonna fuck it
I'll do it again. I should I would do it again. I don't know why how do you cheat in the tourney? I
Snipe that I have to be at the finish line
X somebody
What okay, yeah, what I think you and Joe are both good
But if y'all one be one I would bet on Joe now
I wouldn't bet 250,000 but I would bet on Jeff why actually the final to this rocket the tournament
Do y'all want to do that in like an hour?
No, I want to get off after this
Okay, nevermind why well you know because I've been on we did we waited an hour for you to come
Yeah, I
Came you did
Showed up better than that
Well, let me think. There it is.
The only reason why I was mad is that I was asking for pause.
But I didn't see that.
In tournaments, I hate when we play for nothing.
So it's like it. It's like it.
You think about it. You think about it.
If we played and we got three goals and Jesus came back,
he would have said rematch.
Do you agree with that?
Yes.
So therefore, we're playing at no gain.
No, I agree. I think what you just said is right now that if you guys would have scored
four consecutive score, it was more so me. I agree. I agree.
Yeah, it should have been pause. I don't know who I host, though. My power flicker.
I think it was, um, whoever YTC is, I think they have those. Okay. It was sketch. Sketch
hat host. Yeah. Why does he give a spectator host?
I'm gonna watch this final gen dude.
I'm gonna.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Good job.
You got it.
You want the charity?
Oh well you need to donate the money to charity instead of give a tax you see.
Chat you gotta realize I'm not warping like I'm poor.
I don't want to give XQC who's worth $300 million, $250K if I lost.
And I don't want to lose $250,000.
Yeah, I was just going to cook that.
That's what it is. You see what I mean?
Like, if I lost $250K to like one of you guys in a 1v1, it would still suck.
And it would feel terrible. And I'd still think about it for a month.
But losing money to somebody who already has more than that is like
What am I doing?
Something for you. I might want it. Yo, you cook. Thank you. Great. Thank you. I was played with people pressure
Awesome, I'll be no boost. No blues
Yo
Shit, I made it. I made it to the side. That's in case
there
They're in game. They're in game. They're in game
Nice, buddy. Good shit, dude. We're gonna play a lot in squeaks
They have to win. They have to win this game. We demoed each other.
I would rather play I think it would be so fun to play squeaks in mud
Oh, but I think that they're the better team. I think sketch is easier sketching me goes easier
After this I'm gonna run to the bathroom
Yeah, they're winning the problem.
It's gonna be really hard to play, uh, it's gonna be really hard to play fucking
scatch, or not scatch, Squeaks.
Squeaks, I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared of you, dude.
Why, man?
I'm scared of you.
You're flying around.
That's right.
Are you scared of me, buddy?
Squeaks, you're flying around.
That's what I'm doing.
Are you scared of me, Jincy?
Yeah, you go for those demos, dude.
I'm kind of scared of hope, you guys.
Yeah, you go for those demos dude. I'm kind of scared of hope you guys.
I told you it was hard. Did he really?
Also, Joe told me y'all beat like Elden Ring together and y'all in camp.
Oh yeah, Elden Ring, Dark Soul, go down to the gauntlet.
That's hilarious.
I'm not mad at him. Like, I'm not mad at X.
I was just like, I was like X, you don't need to be mad at me.
Like, I was, I was talking shit, but not in a way that I was like, oh I'm pissed.
Like, I'll do the 1v1. We weren't gonna lose.
Yeah, I'm not mad at him this tournament isn't for money, which is great because I'd love to see how passionate people are. All right, hold up. What'd you say? What? Wait, y'all, wait, y'all thought you were playing for money? Yeah, Riley came in the call and said it was 10K. Say you swear to God, Roddy would never do that.
I'm pretty sure it was 10,000 dollars.
He came to the call, swear to God, and they told me it was for 10 bands.
I ride it, would never do that on everything I love.
Jack, find a clip of me saying this tournament was even for a dollar, and I'll give you 5K.
We'll just do 5K, we're not that greedy.
No, it's not for money!
Jigsie, Riley did, in fact, say that it was for 10K.
He saw that.
Oh!
Everything you love, Highbush.
I vividly remember Riley saying this.
No, that's not what I meant.
Hey, oh man.
I said highlights.
Put it on everything you love, Brown and Seth.
I can give you a payment plan if that's the problem.
Riley, or not Riley, fuck, hi, Vines.
Where did he go?
Did he leave?
Mixed the money.
All right, good luck, guys.
Thanks, good luck.
Thank you.
Are you in?
This week's the scare.
It's 1-0, right?
Wait, wait, wait.
Didn't we just win two?
No, we won one.
Oh, I'm sorry, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just won one match, right?
For sure.
Jesus.
You're just a butt wicker.
Wait, then after this was the finals.
Turnies for 10K?
After this was the finals, yeah, then we win, I guess, 10K
or zero.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What do you mean the turnies for 10K?
No, no, no, no.
No, no one ever said that.
This is like some weird thing.
I got ball.
No tournament is for fun guy, but Jixi.
Are you guys not having fun?
I want fun coupons.
Jixi, if we win, will you front the quarter million bet against
that GC?
Brother, brother.
I'm not betting a quarter million.
I'm not exactly.
Exactly.
My dad would be like a change of me.
That's what I'm saying.
You're larking.
I'm like, brother, I can't afford to lose 250K.
Also, bro, that's something.
X.
X, X, X.
What?
Why are you on our chair?
Oh, wait, I'm muted.
I'm muted.
Shut the fuck up.
Holy shit.
We're 30 seconds in, and they're quizzing us.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry.
I got demoed there.
I was playing D's demo and then.
All right, Pengo, my bad, that's on me.
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, shit.
Are you going to pinch a thousand subs?
Chad, I already lost 8K to Jason, the Queen,
and subs.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, nice.
Holy fuck, who you go...
I sweat jackpot, money's on the line, I don't perform.
Ooh, look at that, 70 yarder.
That was a beaut.
Bit of a beat.
Now say what you will about Oslo.
Me, me, me.
What, is that not allowed?
I can't say, I'm not gonna say what I supposed to.
Say what you will about the guy.
No, his game collection is similar to mine.
What are they talking about?
Are they talking about GeoGuessr?
Axes actually put a GeoGuessr.
I think you beat me in the one turn of a thousand.
We're getting frustrated, dude.
I wonder what their comms are like.
Are they talking about a solid and wide?
Look, they're both ballchasing.
I'm just gonna get it.
Maybe to hit it together is better.
I'm gonna get this.
He got mad.
He got mad by the rainbow.
Sometimes the rainbow upsets.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Not a lot of moves.
You can't rule one.
Can you rule on a teammate?
No.
If you rule on a teammate, you just leave.
Yeah?
Not in a team.
It was one in a team.
If me and Jinxy rule one, I would leave it.
Yeah, I'm a guy that's being homophobic in chat.
Okay, you're there, you're there, you're there.
Going for boost?
I'm there.
Dude, you have to hit that, bro.
Congrats on the kick.
You can't make me think I was not in my game.
Thank you.
I'm actually in a safe lap.
Dude, you're actually tilting me.
No one proud of us, no one, brother.
You're actually fucking tilting me.
You can't miss that, dude.
That is a fake.
It would have worked.
Yeah, I got actually dial in.
potentially for $10,000
I'm never Joe loves the gaze I do love the gaze
Sorry, I'm locked in on the tourney. They didn't have that and I'm also pretty high now. I think the edibles
Are you in the game?
Yeah, yeah I'm blanking
Oh, you have your health to pay you
And the family boys
Let's see click
It's good, it's good
Nice shot
Good try
Am I going in?
No, no, no
I'm gonna take it to the side
What's that?
You, you, you, I don't have boost
That boy's a bass
Is he gay? No, I'm not gay
Well, I say everybody's a little bit. Yeah, it's high, but I've had a girlfriend before you fall. I'm back
I center it
Center actual godlike center, bro
They play very well they make mistakes, but it seems like
Ludwig is kind of like their team setter
I'm literally there bro. I did all the hitting.
I was never screaming ASU, what? Because I was your framework?
That was together man, I was together.
Nice teamwork bro.
You, you, you, you, you.
Me, me, me, me, me.
When I get frame-mogged by that guy, that frame-mogged class.
Yeah.
You thought it was a project, congratulations.
Yes.
Dude that guy was so wide
That's his check not as bad, but I still get I think I do have a wide frame
But that like that was like a beat like he his body looks like a beat
That's high. Wow. Oh my God.
Off the clock. I don't know what else to do about it.
They still could lose.
It's a minute 24.
But they're out of position, but they could just play defense.
This is the comeback.
It's just a great shot.
There's nothing I can do about that.
You could have jumped.
That's all good, though.
What are your thoughts on Albania?
I know almost nothing about Albania.
Unless it's on Chio, yes, sir.
Wow.
Fuck, sorry.
You can't do it.
It could be a blood, blood.
You just have to go and touch the ball and kick off every time buddy buddy. You can't miss like that
You miss the ball
Oh my god. Oh my god
You got ball you got ball
Howdy got back oh c50
I have no boost center. I have no boost. Okay, I'm getting back then
I
Good trap you you you you nice keep hitting it if you can
Oh get up there
Just a bug for the sub hockey thank you for the three
I'm not gonna be able to go back and see all of them
Suicidal thoughts well man make sure to get the help you need pretty good you guys are ever going through something
I think the only 98 suicide hotline crisis hotline outside of that
and then reach out to a family member of friends.
That was you.
That was your kickoff.
Just a fake for the stuff.
Oh, we didn't call it.
Oh, yeah, that's not my fault.
Like, what?
I mean, we should call them, right?
Probably.
What did they say about me?
Oh, my God.
They don't want to take your ball.
Oh, OK.
Remember, Boos?
I'm home.
They said something about our game.
I missed?
Well, I was talking.
Oh, my God.
To be fair, it's a great mixup.
Dude, it's not a great mixup.
It pisses me off.
Got him high.
Oh my god
Can I say that you're getting angry?
I am getting angry because you're just a little...
I did, I did, uh...
Well, Bama guy talk, Bama guy talk, in history paragraphs and shabbos
Me, me, me, me, see what I'm doing?
Me, me, me, me, me, me
I'm getting demoed, I'm getting bumped
I'm here
Nice, bloody good deed
You
That was a good whiff
That's it in that if they tied up then you do if you tied up after having lead you just choke that shit
Do they just got a stall eight seconds?
No way
Wow
That was on goal that was on
That was a good fucking save
Seriously level I fucking like you bro. Yeah, great game guys great game
Yeah, I'm Bart that edible hidden. What are we talking that I was hitting a little bit
But I think I'm locked in I'm in a bit of a Zen State some would say I also did predict this
I told Squeaks when you weren't here
And he was sad and I was comforting him
When he was also, you know saying some choice words about you by the way, I'm not trying to break up my team chemistry chemistry
I
The finals here you guys ready? We're ready. Yeah, we're ready send bands. Yeah, wait, do we read no
Now what wait?
There is not a prize bro. I never said there was a prize. Okay fine 200
It is what it is. What a wager we could wager harder gifted
So I would have to give you it if we lose
That would be a wager. All right, so I just I need to get this straight, bro
You set up this tournament stack the fucking brackets
Listen, I'll give you 10 gifts. No, wait, sorry
if I win no wait what okay okay I've seen you get it in four years okay if you
10 get fit in four years yes I'll give you 100 gift tip if I win you give me
75 here's what I want to do if I win okay I want you to tier three subscribe
me for the rest of your life that's a bad choice that's a bad choice that's like
$28 a month or something long-term you're paying more you're once
subscribed to you for I'm sorry can I just interject really quick you guys are
sitting here for a lot of weak wins let me get some paid this whole time bro
what about me man if we were a team and everything you know I do
OK, so how about we do this?
Nobody bets anything and we have flop.
All right, why don't we have like a punishment for the losers?
Oh, Joe, what if you had to wear a diaper next thing?
Oh, and play it and play the Roblox Rage Game.
And play the Roblox.
No, I already did that, Gensi.
Oh, Joe, you're telling me this footage of you
and a diaper on the internet right now.
Yes.
High-fives, look up Joe Bart diaper on the doodle.
High-fives, look up Joe Bark diaper.
I do not buy it for a second.
Well, it was a street.
You could actually just go on my YouTube
and watch the Roblox Rage game.
Joe Bark games.
Small plug.
Have I Joe Bark diaper?
Have I Joe Bark that?
Anyways, I did lose a Brovy bro.
Some would say that Ludwig actually scammed me out
of winning, because I was guaranteed
to win on Tic Tac Toe, and then he convinced me
to do Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I don't know if we win.
That's not here nor there.
You have to draw on eyebrows,
like so on you from one piece for one stream
wait okay one way if you lose when you
have to do your in your suit run in
New York City you also have to chug a
gallon of milk during it
I did a milk mile already I fucking
threw others so hard
all right and turn it into a beer mile
okay I have a good deal oh I like that
what is it whoever loses and this goes
for both teams and this has to happen
Okay, first question
Do you guys have baby oil?
What is with you and like rubbing ourselves with all of oil and baby oil?
That's what it's gonna be with this
Is gonna say you have to oil up and dance to crazy frog
Is he I wasn't I was I was gonna say deli by ice-pice, but
You are five wait you actually I'm 30. I can't wait. I would be banned from every like
School, I'd be banned from a hundred feet of every school in America. Okay, right?
You're like 27 brown. I'm 30. I don't know why I'm just 30 years old. I just am it's true
Wait, you're not like 28. No, I'm 30 on the dot. So you're born in 90s. I'm 40
Sweet born in 95 squeaks. You're not
Realistic wager. Yeah, we'll do squeak
I'm 40 you're not fucking 40 you're probably like I am if I'd guess you're like 32. I am 40
You're not fucking 1886
1986 yeah, man. I'm all right squeaks age
Bro, please let me say this bro. If you're 40, I'm ridiculously impressed with your rockin. Thanks, man
I appreciate it if he's already he looks great right now. He looks about 38 if I'd a guess
Uh, based on a tuba filter interview from July 2023, Squeak stated he was 29 years old at the time.
Therefore, he is likely in his early 32.
You're 32, you liar!
I mean, we're...
You're 32!
Wait, is it the birthday of September 27?
Yeah.
Bro, my birthday is September 26.
I squirt it out.
Oh my God, you're a Libra.
Yes.
Oh my God, we're talking about zodiac signs.
It is 10 p.m.
If we if we lose you both have to subscribe to us for the rest of your lives and be tier one something
All right, deal
If I lose I have to sub to squeaks and Ludwig tier one for the rest of my life for the rest of your life
I know and versus you have to sub yes
And if you're ever caught not subbing it's a thousand dollars on the spot. No way
Oh god what deal deal deal what if like what if my card gets like declined or
something you get like a one month yeah I'll give you one month is my pride
you're warning you have to say oh you're not subbed and then I would go
okay that's a good deal I like this I like it's fun it's fun because every
month I'm gonna be like Ludwig there you are tier one man whose word and he's
He's not going to read your sub.
All right, let me get hyped for this game.
I'm going to click, sorry.
OK.
And you're going to tier one sub.
You're going to type out a whole message.
And then Ludwig's going to go on a wall, yes.
Like he's going to wall me right now.
Grand finals.
Joe, come on.
Ludwig?
Do, do, do, do.
Max must have.
Sorry, yeah.
Am I mutted?
No, Ludwig's in the last one.
Oh, OK.
Oh, so I'm-
Joe, Grand Finals!
I'm talking about the-
What the fuck, and Joe!
I'm locked in.
Oh, wait, should we go-
Oh, Jigs, and he deafened.
Uh, we kinda needed to get him all here.
How's it going?
You know, I said I predicted we would be in the final,
and you know, I'm excited to verse you.
I'm just gonna verse you.
I think you guys got this.
You think you got this?
I think you got this.
What's your rank?
In duos?
Like, plathorates.
Yeah.
Oh, then you guys are fucked.
Yeah, but you guys both play Rocket League love doesn't play. I well now. I think I'm just gonna like absolutely
I think you win I think you win I think you went to and I actually thought
What would you don't know why me for a while there man? Were you gone? I said I was going pee pee in there right away
I'm ready. Yeah, we got a $50,000 match against XQC by the way. What wait? Wait? What'd you say?
Are you ducking the 250,000? I am ducking the 250,000
I'm not larking that I'm poor. I'm just not losing that amount of money. I knew I knew you were ducking my boy ex, bro
Yeah, okay. Well, you're front of me
I'll front up for Joe. I'll front for Joe. I'm not fucking fronting 250 grand on a rock in the game
My dad would slap me in the face. Are you serious?
Well good thing that Ludwig is a grown man at least 30 years old Ludwig
Will you put 250 K on the line for me and you win all the money if I
No, I'm 30 Joe. I don't make bets like that. I just think betting is bad. Okay. Well, not like I agree betting is bad, but the thing is, is it a bet if I know Joe's gonna win? You know what I mean? Yeah, then it's a lock. It's like, if it's a lock, is it even a bet? You know, at that point, it's more like, I would say Joe has an 80% chance to win it. Yeah.
All right, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm just over those switch calls
Yo, I'm not grand finals time. Let's go. That's a three. This is the best people gonna play again, bro. It's weeks
It's fucking terrifying. Okay
Joe grand finals, I love you
Still best three, right?
Yes, we just terrifying remember happily married is terrifying. He's like diamond one or two
I'm not I'm in that you're good
Okay, I have it I had an open goal in this I fucking suck and I'm a failure. I'm gonna demo
I
By far the best to be playing oh my god, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Okay
We stay on that job
I miss the walking bit.
What's happening out?
Nice Joey!
Open the middle!
Oh my god!
They're scrambling, they're scrambling, they're scrambling.
Ludwig ran away from the fall?
What?
What are you trying to demo?
Bro, why did he run away from the fall?
I got it, I got it.
Yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Every time I say I got it, I got it.
I
Don't I try to get you I
Got it. That's a good shot. I'm gonna try to double-sleece
I go I go love we get it okay. I kick the back. Oh shit. Oh, no
I'm trying to hold him off.
Fuck.
Over the middle, Joey.
I got it, Joe.
Joey, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Yes, yes!
Joe, I love how you're there.
I love how you're there, Joe.
One, two, prime bar suck.
Dang.
Great shot.
You sexy fucking bastard.
Let's go, Joe.
You don't?
I'm gonna dead it up and dead it.
All right, I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna dead. I'm dead.
Alright, I'm gonna hold on a little back.
He's gonna hurt your butt.
I'm done up.
I... oh my god!
Over the middle. I got it!
Game up. I went for a double tap and missed.
I fucking did it.
Why would I get a double tap?
He takes that.
Yeah, that's all I'm gonna get back. Fuck.
Bro, I went for a double tap.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'm so nervous.
Yeah, that's on me.
Bro, I gotta get over that though.
Joe, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's my bad. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.
Nice kickoff, Joe. That's us. That's us.
I'm going back.
I click. Wow. Well, we gotta put on that.
That's better.
Alright, one of my guys is just bumping.
I got it, I got it.
You and me.
Sorry.
I was going to be able to kill.
I would have crushed that.
Okay, now this is going to matter to you.
I got it, I got it.
Flick it.
No, don't make a smoke!
You used that.
Yes, yes, yes!
No, he's so good.
Wow.
I mean, I did hit it right.
I think he's the only player in the tournament who gets faster.
He's the only player they got out there.
I'm on this.
I'm back, you know, I kind of baked out of that. Whoa. No, no, no, no. We're good. Oh, no. Nice, Joe.
You can go back. She Joe, wait, we just out of the play.
You don't have a shot. Don't have a shot. You're alone. You're alone.
Oh, my man.
He's done up. He's done up.
Joe, I'm playing like shit in finals. I'm going to see it, but don't worry, baby. I got you. I will tell you.
You got that, Chik-T.
My best.
Squeaks is cool.
I should have been in that though.
I ballchased, I ballchased.
That's me.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
I don't know why I'm ballchasing.
We got a minute, 30 seconds.
How do we set my ball?
I got it.
Oh my god, me, me, me.
No, no, no, you.
That's gonna be a mess.
He really does in this area.
That's all.
If you want me to chow Joe, just let me know.
Sometimes I don't know if you want to chow or not.
Let me know if you want me to chow.
I got it.
Okay, I'm chowing, I'm chowing, I'm chowing.
Nice job.
I'm over the middle.
Nice job.
middle. Nice job. Nice job.
I have a shot, I think.
Bro, Joe, whenever I get this angle, I slaughter it every time. Look at this.
Joe, I'm so lost for you, Daddy. Wow. Come on. Joe, let's go. This is actually a really
I'm going back
Joe I just got an epic save but I got the worst rebound ever
All right, look we might lose
We might lose game one, but I know we're gonna win this yeah, I know even if it was I'm gonna bet I'm gonna bet
I'm gonna be right on
Nice Joe, good kickoff!
He missed the mid-least!
Squeaks has no boots.
Me neither.
I had a good job too.
I'm over the middle top.
Fuck dude, I thought he was going to go for it.
He's a good thing.
This is probably a game.
Sweets is literally insane. Just five gold. Love is actually playing good too. Love has four saves, three SS, two minutes.
Joe, like I said, even though we lose game one, we're gonna win the best of three, alright?
Truff.
Shot, Joe. Good shot.
Dug it.
Awesome.
Alright, good game, good game, good game, good game.
We lost game one. No big deal. That's why it's the best of three. We can still clutch.
We're not out. We are not out.
We need some to actually so fucking good.
Alright, we instantly ready to wrap up.
We instantly ready to wrap up so much.
You need five goals.
But I'm not going to lie though, like all bullshit aside, Ludwig did so good.
Like Ludwig had four saves, three assists, like for barely playing, Ludwig's doing like as much as he would be possible.
Like I got to give Ludwig his credit.
Squeak doesn't have five goals, Ludwig doesn't have, what was it, two assists, four assists?
Oh my gosh.
I've had one point three beers.
I'm so Joe I go I'm gonna try to get it you go second. I'm trying to get it you're you want me to go with you
No, no, no like you cheat you cheat for the second time
Like that like that like that like that like that. Oh
I'm holding back. I missed the ball. I show you shake your ass
Did you get that?
You go back. I'm gonna challenge Ludwig. He's gonna try to hit it over the middle
I thought he was going to try and fucking pass out to Squeaks and then he went bro.
I thought he was going to wall it but he like chipped it into the middle.
Loving playing good.
Alright I'm going to dead it.
I'm going to dead it.
Be ready.
Squeaks is already always there.
Remember.
Oh no.
That wasn't a dead it.
I know but I can't guarantee that I got it. It's kind of random.
It's kind of random.
They just won that kickoff. Like I think we should stop. I think I'm just going to hold
gold.
Okay, we're going to lose.
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm 100% down.
Nice.
Lovely.
Okay, nice, nice.
I need that boost. I'm done.
I need that boost. I'm not. Oh my god. What are they doing? What are they doing?
Oh my god. Why did I not fall through that? How the fuck did he just miss that?
So wonderful, though. Oh god. Come on. So wonderful. Over the middle. I can't get there. I took my way to make boost.
I got it. I got it. Don't you worry
That's good. That's good. 10 they're going for it. Yeah
Nice
He's gonna take that please kind of choking hold up. Yeah, okay
It's fine be fucking wet oh my god
No, he actually just depends so well. Oh my god
Don't so wonderful I
Got demoed wait you're kind of on a fast rate job job
He's so good. No, good try. It's okay. Take off
I
Fuck you that's you
Oh my god, we gotta get back
We're kind of getting fucked right now
All right, look, I know you don't want to but we have to go through the second house
You don't have to sprint Joe. You can like cheat up. You don't have to sprint. Wait, wait, you've got it. You've got it
Yeah, we kind of have to get a graphic though
Nice, okay good good good good
It's just one way
Hold up
What how he's over wow
Which are nice hold up. I'm clearing that
I got it. I got it. I got it. Wait, wait, wait. Let's give a job.
Get me off.
He's got more. He's got it.
Oh, fuck, no. I got it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, look at this.
Come on, Joe, don't give up.
Two minutes to get two goals, come on, Joe, two minutes to get two goals.
Come on, Joe, I'm gonna get it, don't sprint, don't sprint, just cheat up.
Okay, nice, Joe, nice, Joe, look out, learn the best pot, learn the best pot.
I got it, I got it.
THROUGH THE BEST SPOT! THROUGH THE BEST SPOT! THROUGH THE BEST SPOT!
Alright, I'm going to mid-miss, mid-miss.
Oh my god, so I'm going to hit the jump.
NOOO! I'm going to hit it, don't you worry.
Joe, I just hit such a good ball.
God, dude, this is so good! My god!
I'm going to challenge- Oh, no.
We both challenged.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm going to do this thing, it's so much fun.
Take that. Yep. That's a game. It's a game.
Hey, watch this. Let him off.
It's like an easy goal.
I could have played better, bro.
Wait, Joe, try to get it. Try to get it.
We need a quick full signal.
Nice. Oh my god. That's what we need.
That's what we need.
Oh my God.
Well, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe,
you have to do that.
I'm gonna kick off.
There's no other option.
We have to.
I'm so lost right now.
Oh, God.
We have to be aggressive
because there's no other time.
Okay, Joe.
We need a good lineup, Joe, Joe.
Okay, I'm gonna bet it.
Try to cheat.
Don't sprint, though.
I'm gonna bet it.
You, you, you.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
That's off, that's off, way off.
Joe, I'll try to line it.
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
He missed, he missed.
He's so good.
How is that a bintz?
How is that bintz?
Just instantly, you can just shoot at any time.
Wow.
I'm not gonna be able to fast-carry
all underneath the ball.
I mean, I can, but I'm not good enough to do that.
You, you try to get it.
I love it.
I love it!
Joe, I love it!
I love it!
I love it, Joe.
Whatever you're doing on the kickoff,
you keep doing it.
I don't need seconds.
Joe, whatever you're doing on the kickoff,
keep doing it, okay?
Oh my gosh, bro.
We need to get another two-dweak asshole.
Okay, you, you, you, you go.
I'm gonna get the second top.
My god, wait!
I did a tricky territory.
No.
It's man, Joe, yes!
No, it's off.
It's crazy to get there.
Try to bump him or something.
Nice job!
Hold up!
Oh my god, I just said it doesn't even matter.
Oh my god!
It's gonna be a slow-devil.
Oh my god!
It's gonna be a slow-devil in 30 seconds.
Joe, you're so fucking talented.
Okay.
30 seconds for the rest of our lives. Shout out to him, people. Joe, I'm gonna dead it. I'm gonna dead it. I'm gonna dead it.
Nice job. He's gonna fly so much. I have no boots. Give all the boots.
No. Nice. Last chance.
I aerial. We have to get this down the line.
8 seconds
Planet planet. Oh my god, wait
60
No
Don't flick it up. Now you fucking cheap rounded it now. That's
That was a good fucking game
No, oh.
Squeaks his hand.
Also Ludwig did his part.
Squeaks is him, but I'm not going to lie.
Ludwig did his part.
Ludwig played better than a silver.
Ludwig played his role to perfection.
He was stealing boots.
He was demoing.
Wow.
I got to sub to these people to rest in my life.
Yep, to the rest of your life.
Let me go suck the mudboog right now.
Wow.
At least, and we get 70% of that.
Oh, no, no, sorry.
Way, way, way more.
I mean, a year.
They're doing the fucking math on how much money
they're going to make off of us.
So in 10 years, we'll make 6,200 from each of them.
Or no, sorry, 1,200 total from both of them.
Yeah, I was taking the time, Cam.
I mean, he doesn't share shit with you.
So after nine, how many years do we have?
How many years?
Seriously, well, that's here.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate that sub.
That was the only game that it felt good today.
That was a good game.
That was a good one, one, two.
Hey!
I'm upset.
We lost.
But, yeah.
No, that dude, when we were down
And then we kept getting like a kickoff goal.
It was like when we were down three, we were like, it's over.
Then we would get a kickoff goal, and we were like,
the dream's alive.
The dream was a lot.
I mean, even that last shot Jinxie took was on net.
If I didn't hit my challenge correctly.
Yeah, I was in shock.
It was on net, but I think it would have dropped on the goal line.
It didn't have enough dick in it.
It didn't have enough dick.
Never say that, bro.
You got enough dick.
You just got to keep pushing.
I sort of limp-dicked it for the game, but I didn't have enough dick.
Yo, SC, thank you for the fucking 50 subs, bro.
I'm gonna say this squeaks. You're the best player in the tournament, but Ludwig, I'll be damned. You did your part
You did your part. You did amazing
You did all you gotta do just be carryable. You know that as well as I do bro
Okay
Yes, you're correct. You're correct. Wow
You play your role perfection. Not us. It was that was a good game
That was like actual I feel like that was the only close that was the only game
My heart was actually beating well against you. You gave them game. Well, yeah
we just got like, dude, you guys almost came back.
You're kicking off your horrifying.
Bro, because Joe kept deading it, and I just kept instantly scoring.
Yeah, I think, I think we're the only four players who have more than 10 hours in the game,
I guess. Well, I guess XQC does, but his teammate didn't.
No, sketch has like hundreds of hours in the game.
I'll take sketch.
Okay, I'll tell you everybody in the tournament.
I'll go through one by one until you have somebody else.
I think it's. Yes, you have
Welcome to earth sending an
undeniable amount of hate from
L.A. Appreciate it. Parker,
You'll have us. Can you pull up
the bracket? My hat. What's
happening on the street? That's
a fun journey. You know what
you guys have fun watching out
of the top? So, let me go
to and I will see you guys
Okay, the schedule I'll break it through. Okay
Right
Joe Joe has ours. I have ours. I don't know how many
Archean Yuke Yuke was good Arches new to the game
Riley and Zoink they both got the game this week. Oh my god
You see in PBM my mod fucking pin the same schedule and then it reset the rate count
All right. Well, we're sitting here awkwardly. You got to do videos by
Lacey's good, new to the game, Ron's new to the game.