would you say your tank tops blue yeah it's definitely blue like a light blue
Anyways. Hello everybody bloody good! How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
TASTIC Monday everybody? Chat, we are live early because it is Presidents Day
today and I wanted to game a little bit early today. We're going to be doing a
few things today chat. We're going to be starting out with like one maybe two
random horror games and then we're going to be hopping into the SMP for the rest
of the stream. It's probably going to be a four maybe four and a half hour stream
tops today chat. I was live for almost nine hours yesterday.
So I'm not streaming fucking seven hours today. Okay. So
that's what we're going to be doing today. Tomorrow, we're
doing high on life the entire stream. Okay. High on life to
specifically, we played the first one what like two years ago
or whenever I came out maybe three years ago. So we're going
to be doing High on Life 2 tomorrow, which was originally made by the creators of Rick
and Morty.
Now it's like Squanch Games, which is like their own dev team.
It's basically like a funny story action game as well.
So that'll be fun.
But yeah, we're going to start High on Life 2 tomorrow.
Probably play it for like, I don't know, five and a half, six hours.
We'll fucking see.
I'll be live at like four tomorrow.
And then we'll probably beat it within the next two or three streams after that.
Wednesday is Poppy Playtime Chapter 5.
We're going to play that the entire stream.
It's probably going to take the entire stream.
Thursday, I'm not live.
Friday, I'm going to be live at 2, chat.
I know I'm live early some days this week.
I'm sorry.
I've been meeting after stream Friday,
so I have to be live early because I don't want to miss stream.
So we're going to be live doing a React Day early as shit Friday
at like 2 to 6 or so.
Saturday, I'm going to be doing more High on Life 2
for the entire stream.
Maybe some random games after, actually, I don't know.
Sunday's going to be React Day.
Monday, we're going to do SMP in random games next week.
Next Tuesday, I'm not live.
Next Wednesday is the AHA charity stream.
I just set up Crowd Control.
So that's like up and running.
We got that kind of working.
I'm going to be hopping on call with some of the guys that
are doing it with me so we can find out what we want
to have set for each.
If you don't know what Crowd Control is,
it's basically like a new thing.
We're going to try out for a charity stream
where we're going to be playing games like Peak,
full company are we there yet kind of games where you have to like beat a goal or like complete an
objective and chat can either like help or hinder us by donating money. A lot of people use it for
individual money for themselves. We're going to be doing it through tiltify for AHA so whatever
you donate to the charity you get like credits and you could use those credits to like freeze us
set us on fire heal us give us an item make us drop all our shit stuff like that so it'll be fun
I think it'll be a good YouTube video as well, and then I could also tie that HH charity stream into that
What charity American Heart Association?
That's next Wednesday though, then we'll do F cancer after that
In like early mid-march if I had to guess I don't know for sure
I still have to talk to them about that and then I don't know what we're doing in April
Ryan thank you for the five gifts. It's up Julian and Jonathan for the subs Lizzie and electric take of the sub six exotic
And offer the sub you for the subtester thank you for the three. Good morning. Thank you for the three appreciate the bucket three
a Y, think of the sub, I'll think of the sub, gift it's Logan, think of the sub,
Snicker, doodle, think of the five, gift it's Snirp, think of the sub,
Big and selfish, think of the sub, AJ, Snap,
Shbeave, shaky, hand-bone-deaf, hazard, Neo, Judith, Andy, O5, Turkey, Tilly, Austin, and Cryptic,
think of the sub, Dr. Feather and Proud, think of the sub, unthink of the three.
You're a hematheo, Joe, I know you're not necessarily a style,
but you should make a little gym video sometime, and maybe one day, maybe like a short vlog.
I've heard I think of the three now you worked at GMC GNC not GMC where you thought something you can't Denali ultimate
For da I worked at GNC general nutrition the
Supplement store. I did not work for GMC the car
Company so I don't really have thoughts on the you can't Denali ultimate
Uh, because I don't even, I don't even know if that is, uh, I, I didn't know I, I didn't work there.
Chat saying it's an overrated truck.
Lusty and crime.
Think of the subtoster.
Think of the thousand buddies.
My dad is heart failure.
Thanks so much for donating.
Uh, his heart is at 18, uh, percent left.
What do you mean 18% left?
Does he have a pacemaker in, uh, and I'm sorry, your dad's going through that.
That's horrible.
Clip in your thing if this mess they give it five gift it's a boy of Oliver G and I am thinking with the sub. All right
anyways
Anyways shows that I give up on everything today, bro my brat bucks
You lost your Bart bucks. What happened were you guys betting on dudes?
I I think that the fucking whatever idiot made the fucking I think it might have gotten voided and I kind of hope it did
But some dumbass made a fucking poly market bet
like they made a poly market poll for the rocket league tournament and there was like $22,000 on me and JXC to win.
And one kid in my chat was like, I bet 1,300 on you. I was like, yo, man, not a great play. Like, and then we lost.
So I was confident we were gonna win and then I saw Squeaks play and I was like damn dude
He's pretty good
And then what a lot did better. I don't think we lost because Squeaks did well
I think we lost because Ludwig did better than expected
Like I thought Ludwig was gonna basically be playing like an in-between between like
PDM and like Yugi and he was playing like like a mid-tier gold
Your garbage at league. Yeah, some people are saying I throw. I think I did do bad that last game
Or not the last game the first of the last game. So the first game against squeaks and what I think I did pretty bad
The second game, I don't think we did bad. I think we just got unlucky
We it was a little hectic. They put more pressure on us than other people. It was still fun though
But dude, isn't that like mad?
I know like people were talking about like with the Super Bowl and then there's also like
political shit with like Maduro and how people are like betting on that on
polymarket. Isn't it crazy how easy it is to like fucking illegally bet on that
stuff? Not like illegally bet in a sense of like it's obviously legal to use
production markets. I'm saying like scam it. Like I could have bet I didn't. I
could have bet $500,000 on me to lose and then just through. We're just told
my friend to bet 50k on me to lose.
Playa Market isn't available in the U.S. really.
I did an ad for Kalshee years ago or not years ago, year and a half ago
for the, in its change so much since I did an ad for Kalshee back when all they were dealing
was the who's going to win the election.
And now you could bet on like anything on Kalshee.
I love that app.
Why didn't you do that then?
Because why would I want to insider trade a fucking rocket league tournament?
Dude what mods can we ban this one chatter Jesus? Yep, and they already did it W fucking mcChunky
Ryan thank you for the five. I hope you have a good day. Watch everybody
Keep it basic hot that thank you. Johnny thank you for the raid Oscar thank you for the such out thank you for the three
My grandfather passed this morning. I'm sorry to hear that man rip in the chat fighting lung cancer f cancer in the chat as well
parents of course when I was younger he was like a father to me
I'm only 17 the first time losing somebody closer to me.
I feel lost and I don't know what I will do to move fast.
That's sorry if it ruins the mood.
It's not ruining the mood, man.
I obviously you're younger than me,
but I think I'm in a similar boat, man.
My grandfather that died was basically the father figure
in my life.
My parents also divorced when I was a kid.
It's tough, man.
I think it'll get better with time,
but there's nothing you could really do outside of be there
for your family.
They'll be there for you and outside of that.
Just give it time.
Mortem, but that's all you could really do, man.
I'm sorry for your loss.
CJ, thank you for the five gift ins.
Robby's and Prax for the sub, CJ for the sub,
Ferdy, thank you for the three.
I'm trying to bulk is the Yukon Denali ultimate
a good option.
Man, that's not a supplement, that's a car.
Ken, thank you for the sub train, KC for the sub,
Ian and Austin for the sub back, thank you for the sub.
I bet Chantz, he was gonna say something about retirement,
WWE Raw and double my money, that's awesome.
Six, thank you for the three, Lauren, thank you for the three.
I don't remember anything, you got a tattoo,
which one should I have?
I have no taste, I'm not telling you what tattoo to get.
You got to figure that shit out yourself. You're permanently tattooing yourself.
Don't ask a Twitch streamer what tattoo you should get.
Anyways, chats.
Please don't send bits right now.
Anyways, this is what we're doing.
We're going to be starting with a horror game that just came out called The Stalking Stairs.
Then we're going to play the skin stapler.
I think each of these are about an hour, maybe a little bit less.
So, there will be like half the stream.
Then we're going to hop on the S&P for probably the rest of the stream.
I don't know how many more S&P days we're going to do.
I don't want to say the S&P is dying, a lot of people still play it, but a lot of less people play it than they used to, okay?
It's been going on for three months. I still have a few things I want to do in the game
I think it's more gonna be just like a time to like vibe and yapp and then just play Minecraft. If I'm being honest
I think this has there's probably three more weeks in the S&P and then I think I'm
I'm gonna keep it up. People could play it for however long they want, but right when Resony Evil drops
I'm probably done the SMP. At least like grinding wise. I'd still hop on for events. I was messaging them about it.
I was like, we should just do an event day because it's easier to get people to come on for the event than to play it because everybody's already maxed out.
Everybody is full and chanted Netherite and maxed out Pokemon. It's like, it's easier to just get people on to be like, hey, let's do this for fun versus like, hey, I'm coming to grind because there's nothing to grind anymore.
Um, and it's just the reason I say resident evil next Friday is because once resident evil drops I
Need to play that shit. I because that's like 22 hours and I'm excited as fuck for that
So Tony for the subrograph of the sub learn thank you for the three, but yeah, that's the schedule for the day
That's what we're doing today Tony thinking with the sub. I gotta blow my nose. Hold on
Bro loves resident evil I
don't love resident evil. I just think it's gonna be a good game and
And I'm already going to be doing High on Life 2, I want to finish that before Resident Evil drops, ideally.
Just because I don't like running long games at the same time. Like I want, damn, it's $70?
Chap top, please give me a code!
Chap top, I don't care how much money I make, please give me a code! I don't want to pay $70 for fucking Resident Evil, are you serious?
Do you think it's gonna be fire? I think it'll be a race. Has there ever been a bad resident evil?
I've only played one but I've watched I've only played seven but I've watched four
Is there another trailer for it
Yeah, damn, do they be dropping new trailers all the time real quick? We'll watch this and it will happen
Six cinema
Six of us are out in the city all dead from the same thing
Yeah, that's not good. You know, I always wonder do you think that's a Porsche ad?
Yeah
Because this is a Porsche Cayenne or Cayenne or whatever the fuck they say this is a Porsche
I think this is probably a Porsche ad. They've probably got Porsche to give them like I don't know probably a million dollars to be in the game
If he drives this the whole game. That's an ad
And I hate that I hate that part about social media where it's like because I've done it anytime
I watch a movie and they're holding a product
I'm like that's a fucking ad if there's ever a brand in a movie. It's an ad they're paying to be in it
Yeah, that's not good.
Victor purchased a building after umbrella went under. The roads hill chronic. Wait, are they are they their own standalone stories?
Please tell me their own standalone stories. Do I have to know lore about other?
Yes and no.
How what do you mean not really bro?
Are resident evil games connected?
Share the same universe they're chronologically connected.
That doesn't mean that I need to know about the other ones to play this one is resident
evil Rakeem playable without playing the other games.
It features returning characters like Leon, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the experience is designed for newcomers to jump in.
But knowing Resident Evil 2 and 4 gives you lore about Leon.
But it's a new plot like okay
I'm actually asking so don't call me a stupid fuck if I'm wrong. Okay, is this similar to like
Supernatural we're like Sam and Dean are doing some new shit every episode
We're like, you know their lore and they reference that but it's like he's fighting some new shit like this is a new job
The the the this is like hey Resident Evil 9 we got this weird fucking house
That you have to go to
Care center and not what that's what's happening
They're purchased a building after umbrella went under the roads hill chronic care center
Fuck no. Oh my god, why am I getting hyped for this game? It's gonna be too scary
Bro that's their eyeball falling out of their fucking head. Oh, no
You're okay
Dude, and I forgot a hard resident evil games are this Victor
Compared to like the slop or games that were about to play
Grabbed you for a reason
Did you find it, Leon?
Not yet.
Nothing on the servers of the CIA or the Pentagon.
You are ignorant.
Leon, we're running out of time.
Why me?
The team has fettled on a person of interest, a former T-Virus researcher.
It's a Porsche ad.
Get cast.
Oh my god, Leon's in trouble.
Good thing I have this Porsche Cayenne that could go 0-60 in 3.8 seconds to get there.
My master, please.
Good thing I have a turbocharged V8 engine.
You, who you are, I can see there's word on the air for me.
I'm coming with you.
We can't talk.
What do you want to know?
I don't want any more regrets. Whatever it takes, come in.
Yo, do you think I'm gonna crash out in this game?
Like, watching the fighting makes me feel like I'm gonna die like a hundred times.
Ah, shit.
Yeah, see, that's probably like a reference to a previous game that I don't know.
Comes out February 27th, yeah, next Friday.
God he's so fine.
That was the take away that you had from that trailer was how attractive Leon was Leon so
hot.
Okay.
Smash.
Are you guys just gonna be doing that when we play the game every time Leon's in frame?
Evelyn Max for the sub west agree on the sub wealth and Boomer Tony to regretful for the
sub Lauren.
Take it to three.
Well, let's hop into the first game chat.
Jane Williams, the stalking stares.
We're gonna play this, maybe just get a stapler,
and then we're gonna hop into the SMP.
Strict 4, 4.5 hour cutoff.
I always say that shit, and then I don't stick to it.
I end up sleeping six hours without doing that shit today.
Reeled on then for the sun.
That is way too loud.
Holy fuck.
Wait, actually, this is kinda like sad music.
Combining.
I'll turn off motion blur.
Yup.
Fix your hair.
fix your hair what's wrong with it
what's wrong with it bro it's not a fucking bull cut you guys don't know what
The fucking bull cut is, Chad.
Dammit.
Crying Rackets the subcamp the sub. Fuck you.
Jaden Williams.
Jaden Williams is...
The Dark Stairs.
No. Where did I get the word dark?
Jaden Williams is...
The Stalking Stairs.
Again.
This is Link Nails with a horrifying update.
Authorities have just confirmed the discovery of...
The body, identified as the 7th missing person reported in recent weeks, found prudely strewn
across the plains beyond setting limits.
This chilling find marks the first confirmed killing in a series of disappearances.
Unleashing panic as it verifies the presence of a methodical serial killer stalking the
region.
Police reveal the perpetrator's terrified tactic.
With cold calculation, they assume the identity of their victim, seizing their home and life
to lure unsuspecting individuals into a deadly trip.
No suspect has been named.
And the city is gripped by fear under a mandatory 9pm curfew.
The governor is holding an emergency meeting tonight to consider a city-wide lockdown as
the crisis escalates.
Why city-wide lockdown? I don't think they would ever shut down like New York City
If there was a serial killer on the loose
So this person
kills their victim and then acts like them
To lure other people chat. Tell me this isn't exactly like the movie the thing, huh?
Cinema. I mean, that's my favorite movie.
Literally kills the victim, turns into them, and then kills other people. Cinema.
Oh my god, is this the killer right now watching this? I hear somebody crying.
You are Elliot Kane, a young delivery driver tasked with bringing food to apartment residents
in a city burdened by a serial killer remains at large in a strict 9pm curfew looms.
I gotta read faster.
Your job is to deliver orders on time and make it home safely before the streets turn
I haven't seen that word in a while, sorry.
I hate how that kind of looks like me.
Why does he have poop on his jeans?
Dude, alright, I'm getting over it really quick and I'm just gonna leave as fast as
possible.
That's all I gotta do.
Maybe they'll give me a chip and then I can go home.
maintenance or be dead ass? Where am I supposed to go? What's that? Max. If it's my name Max,
I already forgot my name. What's my name? What's my name? Elliot's. Okay. Who's Max?
Who is Max?
Is this just a random guy?
Pfft!
Max, lock up tight tonight.
The police are serious about the 9PM curfew.
Also, call the repair guy for the elevator.
It's making weird noises again.
Now, won't open on any floors.
Miguel is threatening to withhold rent if he has to walk up the stairs one more time.
Alfredo.
or Alfredo Alfredo oh my god what a name oh deliver through the unity oh sorry
I just knocked on that person's door twister this Saturday Orion Arena door
7 p.m. that sounds fucking lit dude community twister
is that poop vomit people just throwing their trash bags out on the fucking
grounded are we serious I mean have some common courtesy delivery
yo what's up dog yeah you order delivery you game do I game yes did you
Yes, yes, sorry. Thanks, big guy.
No! What's going on there? Did you get the delivery guy?
I was supposed to tip it? Oh my gosh. I just know that. I know.
Oh, nothing's better to go back out there.
Johnny, little child.
They're not gonna come fucking open. They're not the mom's not gonna come out and fucking tell me are we serious
I don't want dude. There's a serial killer on the loose. You order fucking not only do you order Uber Eats
You're wearing Uber Eats and you're requesting me to meet you out the door
Insanity who does that?
Psychopaths
Psychopaths that's the problem. Have you ever done that accidentally? It's horrible. It's horrible
I've done that one time accidentally meet at door and I was drunk at my friend's house
And then it was like 1 a.m. And I had to go open the door and talk to you know mark and
What's the code? I go fuck. Sorry. I haven't done this before
You know, I mean who does this anyways, and then I'm fucking scrolling and trying to find the code give it to him
It's really awkward
It's terrible.
Unit 11.
Why is that Unit 3?
Creepy-ass painting.
Missing.
Call 555.
Oh, 153.
That's 10.
So this is 11.
Who's there?
Oh, uh, just a food delivery?
Oh, right, right.
It's the...
Just leave it at the door.
Mmm.
Sure you don't...
Can't do that, buddy!
I can't do that pal, you're requested on the app for me to meet you at the door, need the code, need the code, need to hand it to you and take a picture of it, okay?
So, I don't know how we're going to work this one out.
Don't want me to-
I have the door!
All right, all right!
What do you think you ordered?
Probably some fucking RVs, moose knuckles.
Retrieve more delivery items?
Fucking-
Wow, you actually already grabbed it.
Have you ever also... okay.
I've ordered... okay.
I've ordered Uber Eats to my apartment before.
And you don't... like, have you ever seen that it says the food's delivered?
And so you go to get it, and then you open the door and they're standing there?
Jump scare.
80 batch hits and then you open it and you go
Shot the door immediately terrible
Chat you want me to move my cam down so you could see the one the mission that just says retrieve more bags. Oh
My gosh
How many food dude, this is why Uber Eats takes 10 hours to show up
I
Okay, so it's like that
No, I see how it is black man, and I
I'm just delivering meals. Dang my bad, bro shoot me here by that curfew
Yeah, I'm trying to get this done before it gets too late. I feel that you got to be careful with that killer on the loose show man
What?
Sorry, I-
A full show, sorry I'm code-switching.
It's just, I- I mean, when me and my black friend hang out, it's just a dumb thing.
That's not- sorry, I just assumed.
What that was?
Have a good rest of your night.
You too, bro.
Hey, don't forget what they said on the news.
It could be anybody.
Definitely.
Stay safe.
Yeah, word up.
Anyways, that's why Uber Eats takes 10 hours to show up.
This guy picked up 10 fucking bags before coming out of the room.
Deliver the food.
Wait, deliver the food at Unit 13.
That's gotta be a bad one.
I thought we said the elevator didn't work.
Dude, I hate turning these quarts.
What is with this place?
I got that kidney like a twinge in my pack.
Oh my god, that hurts.
Huh.
Dude, this is getting nerve-racking.
Ah! There's a food.
Oh, did you hear me coming?
I heard a holler downstairs.
Yeah, sorry. A light popped downstairs. Freak me out.
Not surprise. Place is falling apart. Water pressure is terrible.
I don't doubt it. I live a few blocks down. Same thing there.
Oh, really? What, uh, what building?
Oh, um...
Why would I tell you that?
Uh...
Is it family? Oakland?
You know what, I just moved in. I actually don't remember the name.
Yes, you do!
I...
Shhh...
I'm sorry.
You're... you're good?
Uh, hey, here's your food, by the way.
Would you mind putting up a table inside?
I've got all this filth on my hands.
I would hate to ruin my supper.
Uh...
It'll only just be a second.
What do you have on your hands that you need me to come inside?
I can do that.
Oh?
Yes.
Yes, put it right over there on the table
It's in a bag
What do you mean filth in your hands, you know to ruin your food you just grab the back
And then he's staying he's like commando stance right by the door. He's gonna fuck
Pull the roids hanging on the wall
No, I think I'm okay
That's the killer. That's gotta be the killer. What else is he doing?
Bro, those are pictures of like, missing people. Oh my god.
The red light is for the photos I take. Light sensitivity.
Right. Right. That's pretty cool.
You want to see some photos?
Yeah, I should probably get going now.
Got a bunch of meals to drop off.
Oh, OK.
You know this guy ordered three fish fillets.
Don't want to ruin my supper extra tartar sauce.
You have a great rest of your night.
Wow, thank God.
Deliver meal to unit 23, I gotta walk all the way to fuck- how many stories is- oh, vending machine.
Broken, please stop trying to buy the pretzels in E4 to knock down the chips in E5.
You're just adding to the graveyard of stats at the bottom.
No shaking, it won't help, please try.
First treating it like a claw machine, a little arcade game.
Alright, 18.
How many floors are there?
That's what I just asked!
Me and this guy think alike.
Huh.
Oh, another man.
I'm found.
I'm filing a formal complaint for the third night in a row.
I keep hearing loud bangs and rumbling upstairs.
I swear, even...
I even thought I heard a scream.
I tried telling the property manager Alfred.
It's actually Alfred-O, Alfred-O.
But he won't listen.
He's too busy sucking the money out of us to care.
If it happens again, I'm calling the cops that you're barely sleeping tonight. God help us all.
It's another missing guy.
Food delivery!
Yup, we've found that chat. Not given the flight.
Hello? Who are you?
Oh, uh, I believe you ordered food delivery?
Oh, yes. Yes. Sorry, dear. I didn't realize you'd get here so quickly.
You seem like a handsome young man. You remind me of my grandson.
What on earth are you doing out here with all this going on?
Fifty dollars.
What's going on?
Just trying to make a living, I suppose.
Well, you best be careful. There's some crazy out there.
Don't I know it. I'll be sure to.
Well, I'll always pay in cash. I don't trust those credit card things.
How much do I owe you again?
Oh my god no dude it actually probably is her oh my god it is probably her
bro because it's like it's the person you least expect this fucking grandma
that's so nice I don't trust those credit cards how much should I owe you
she's not a credit card she pays in cash it looks like 2550 let me see oh
Oh shoot, darling, I think I'm short four dollars.
Oooooooh!
Ooooooh! Looks like you're not getting food then!
Uh oh! Short four dollars!
Four dollars for your shirt! Oh, actually, you know, I'll give you your meal. Let me take three bites out of it first.
Then I'll give you your food you'll get you know, maybe three-fourths of it
Do I help pay her for her me pay for her meal or decline because it's against company policy
I think she I agree with John. I think she probably is the killer here
I think it's too obvious that it'd be the guy with the photos. He's probably just a weirdo
Somebody kills the grandma pretends to be her where's her skin some edgy and shit
If I help her, would that be good karma and maybe she wouldn't kill me?
Or is she going to ask me to come inside?
Chat, one if we help her, two if we don't.
I'm leaning towards one.
It's four bucks.
Yeah.
Well, I can cover the rest. It's only a few dollars, right?
Oh, are you sure, young man?
Hey, happy to do so. Here's your meal.
God bless you, young man. Be careful out there.
You as well.
I thought she was maybe going to give me, like, a gold ring
or a map to bury treasure because she's old.
because she's old, or some sort of wisdom,
or maybe like an old quip that an old person would say.
Instead, she just told me to be careful and shut the door.
I mean, are you fucking serious?
She ain't that rich.
Well, she's clearly broke as fuck
because you even have $4.
I don't even know what to do with it.
I hate how I have to take the stairs all the way back down
Because now the next order-
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
THAT WAS THE GUY IN THE BEGINNING!
Bro, he looks like a mannequin.
He can't be the grandma then.
Because the grandma shut the door and I immediately heard the elevator and then I saw that guy.
Unless there's two of them.
Like a screen situation.
Oh, fuck. Maybe it's some ketchup packets.
There, Dad. That was the kid.
Oh, my God. The kid's dead.
Where'd that guy even go?
Wait, what? There were three bags when I was last here.
Do you think he's pretending to beat me?
Because he took two bags as a delivery driver and he's gonna kill someone.
Deliver food to Unit 30? That's so fucking high up.
Dude!
It's...
Every time that elevator makes a weird noise, something bad happens.
Open the door?
I can't open the door, I only can open the door.
They actually opened the door.
So it's going to be a little weird.
I'm going to open the door.
I thought it was just starting to knock me out.
Don't you dare move an inch.
I swear I'll inch right here if you're that monster from the news.
No, no, you've got the wrong guy.
You better tell me who you are right now.
It's all the truth.
I'm delivering meals.
Everyone's to leave their homes because of the killer.
And I'm just scraping by.
One greasy bag at a time.
Why didn't I get the SIMP notification? I got an achievement for that?
Seen you here before? I guess you don't look like that killer type.
I'm not.
But you got the back there.
Just a couple of cheeseburgers.
As long as it's not a bomb, you're free to go.
Thanks, I guess.
You think she would protect me?
I hate this place.
Do you think she would protect me if things get scary?
I already read that.
25.
Nothing 26.
Not liking this.
Oh, the door's open.
Oh, the door's open. The elevator's fucked.
Wait, I can hit the button.
Hey, let me hit the button.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! You are fucking weird!
You're right. The apple's long after waiting for you.
What?
Oh, oh, don't be silly now.
I hate it when they're silly.
You don't have to do this.
You all say that as if I'm not helping you
and curing you of the monsters inside you.
But you're different.
You've helped me so much.
You're like my little assistant.
I-I don't understand.
I think he pretends to be me.
He, like, delivers the food as me.
Oh, don't act like you haven't loved it.
I-I know you've heard me scurrying around.
I-I-I've been using the elevator shaft in this place
to scur-ask police anytime they visit.
I've been listening to the voices of a body full of metal.
There has been so much caution in the air
Ever since my harvest went public on one of the news.
But when you show up...
Back the fuck up!
Oh my God.
All those cattle, they drew to willingly open their doors.
It was a match made in heaven.
I swear, like...
You heard those people?
Oh, not all of them.
The boy was easy pickings.
along with his desperate mother who tried to save him.
The photographer was pretty much begging me to end his suffering.
It's a shame that old woman hasn't been cured yet.
You got back up the stairs quicker than I expected.
Show me that once I'm done.
Wait, so the old woman's not dead yet, but everybody else is?
With me.
With you.
Ooh!
That's why-
That's why I sidestep?
Wait, sidestep?
Upper cut.
Dude, he's a neat cleaver.
That's not a-
That's not a close-
That's not a close-range killer weapon.
I feel like if he's trying to stab me, he needs like a light range.
Like CS go nice
there
Once you're done
I
Where must we're not supposed to go
Where am I supposed to go?
Once you're done?
With you.
There are times of charm.
I should go through the same door.
Hard out.
times the charm. Third time's the charm. I should go through the same door. Where should
Where should I go?
Right one, left one.
Shoot, i got a fucking key.
やややや!
Where's the key!
Where's the fucking key!
It's locked from the inside.
Run.
We are hard out here.
Look for a team, look for a team, look for a team, look for a team, look for a team!
It's not here, you can't check!
Oh, I'm too nervous.
This is really hard once you're done
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Once you're done?
With you.
Run.
Oh, you think it's all about pie?
You're a hard-out.
I think I'm not able to chat until you guys get me.
I think I'm not able to check until I forget.
And I have to trigger it. I have to trigger it. I still have to go to the front door.
It's not on the counter.
I think it's going to be in the garbage area.
Like where those body bags were.
You don't have to go to the front door.
Where?
Excuse me, sir, do you know where the key would be?
the couch? Somebody set the counter. Next to the blender. Oh my god, I got a key. Holy
fuck.
No! No! What the fuck?
Wait a second, you don't have to do this.
Then the whole world...
Nothing more...
Than a man in the door...
You can come and...
Place him where you are to God.
To Crabble! To Crabble!
Sweet boy son of a gun
Yo, you think if I didn't help her she would she would I did save me
Wow, that was the biggest play ever dude paying for
Terror that is crypt our city has come to a son
Jarring end. Authorities confirm that the primary suspect has been apprehended, following
a violent confrontation in a downtown apartment complex. Tonight, police discovered the suspect
had been living undetected within the building's elevator shaft, literally existing in the
walls of his victim's home. Oh my god, he's supposed to get off. The last standing. Sin him off.
Ultimately neutralized not by the police, but by two heroic civilians who successfully subdued the man until officers arrived
However, the relief of this arrest is being eclipsed by a daughter
I'm wondering
I'm wondering obviously I think if you if you like screw over the grandma
She just doesn't say to you but with the woman with the knife that comes out and threatens you if you lie to her
I'm wondering what she does similar disappearances in violent crimes
Investigators are now grappling with a terrifying question
Where are these victims the work of the man now in custody or has his methodology inspired a web of new printers?
to be spreading, manifesting into a trend truly evil.
The forensic teams process the downtown scene.
The regional state of emergency remains in effect until next week.
Link News urges you to remain vigilant.
Though one monster is behind bars, the shadow he cast has grown far beyond his reach.
Sleep with one eye open, because the nightmare did end.
That's the guy with the camera, I thought he was dead.
Got him standing up.
And the voice acting was good.
The voice acting was really good, that was a fun ass game.
Check the bad ending? No, we got the ending we got.
next game now that was fun though they have any other games I think that might be
his first game that's his first game that was that was a good fucking game
genuinely wow all right I'll think of the sub accident I think of the sub
angel big uh Rawl Sawyer sx Caleb Ray and any for the sub kx
Saur, Jack for the sub, Baha, thinking for the five,
Giff, Lenny, and Sam for the sub.
NY, Trev, for the sub, Benham, and Ruff for the sub,
Price, Lee for the sub, B, thinking for the three.
Much of like Ruff for right now,
you hear there's gonna be a John Wick game, really.
Madan, Braxton for the sub, Clev for the sub,
Banana thinking for the three, please take care of yourself.
Thank you, Kayla, thinking for the three.
Funt, listen to the Yorah as hot as Leon.
What?
KC, Rack, thinking for the sub.
Cam, crying, unknown for the sub.
Don't listen to the you're as hot as Leon. What do you mean?
Magnus, thank you for subreddit this up.
Am I reading that wrong?
Jolly, thank you for the 3.
So, your video with a guy hoarded $175 living that time
for whatever amount of dollars you take care of and adopted.
I don't think any of them had to be put down.
I'm sure you learned that already.
Also, the same guy did a similar thing back to 2012
with over 100 dogs.
And then he got another $175.
How?
Maybe if it's subjolly, thank you for the 3.
I rel in the game where you corner see that's where you pull your pants down and the gritty page
Thank you for the three give me a quarter salt quarters all spikes and you're thinking of the three at five give yours happy
You got a lot of okay. Thank you
All right
Play roadside research yeah a lot of people want me to play roadside research one day I've heard it's a good game
But it's a squad game, so I'd have to get I
Would have to get four people to run it with me
That's good ass reviews it seems like a fun sim game
all stream. co-op gas station
stand, accept your aliens and
undercover. Do very human
things like restocking shelves
depending on the invasion. Don't
get caught.
Should I try to run this with a
guy's one day? Let me message
them.
High on life too. We're running
that tomorrow all stream.
We're right now. Here's the
schedule. Right now we're going
on the skin stapler, then we're probably going to hop on the S&P, maybe end off with like our creators Marvel Rivals, probably going to be four, four and a half hour stream today.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be live for like five and a half hours. We'll be live at like four. We're going to be doing High on Life 2.
Wednesday, puppy playtime five, Thursday not live, Friday reacts at like two. I'll be live early.
Saturday High on Live 2 and Random Games Sunday Reacts Monday next week.
SAP Random Games next Tuesday.
I'm off next Wednesday. HH charity stream next Thursday.
I'm off next Friday. Resident Evil next Saturday. Reacts will go from there.
Sorry, I'm sending roadside research to like sneak in them.
This does look like a good-ass game.
Also, if you have any videos, you have a lot of skills to play videos,
I find most of the videos that watch games that way.
Where is this group chat bang?
We got a long mess.
Overwatch, no.
My rivals, my rivals.
Baby, thank you for the sub, Aaron for the five, DHS put together a depth of info from
Reddit, from Discord, Reddit, Meta, Google about people who openly criticize ICE, okay.
I think there, I think the, I think like the FBI or the CIA already has a file on me.
Like I think anybody that does social media and like outwardly talks about politics probably
is under like some sort of surveillance.
Like that might be a crazy conspiracy for me to have, but like, yeah, why?
That's what they do.
I'm not a threat.
They probably have under-named bomb-talks-a-lot-of-work-stoner-lazy-non-threat, period.
Yoki BN for the sub bed thing of the three your GTA is gonna be a 450 gigabytes. There's no way that's true
You got you I don't want to say hey, I don't want you're pissing me off
I'm not trying to get mad
But that is further furthering the spread of misinformation. Okay
You I need you to know that's not true, right because
is what is the average storage on a PS5?
825 gigabytes is standard,
with the Pro it's two terabytes.
GTA V is only getting released on PS5 and Xbox Series X
on launch, it's not getting released on PC.
So it is unfeasible, let alone unfathomable
for a game GTA 6, I mean,
for GTA VI to be 450 gigabytes.
I wouldn't be shocked if it's 200,
but they're not going to release a game
that's over half of your storage on your entire console.
It's like the same shit with people just talking about, like,
the iPhone 18 charger, bro.
People see one thing on the Internet and run with it.
Number one, if you get any info off Twitter,
it's wrong 85% of the time, okay?
So if you ever see some, some fucking rear bucky or some fight, whatever
account report on something, it's probably engagement bait.
Okay.
It's probably engagement bait.
It's probably not real.
And then also just some tech talk ass hat on a green screen being like,
did you see this?
This is insane.
And then if they start the video with this is insane, it's fake.
gigabytes fucking jerk off and everybody in the comments like nowhere has 30,000
likes people just believe it another guy on Twitter 79,000 likes Xbox is
confirmed to the file size of GTA 6 is 676.7 gigabytes right under that
that, thank fuck they have this, misleading.
The Xbox listing is fake, the screenshot mentions
Xbox One compatibility, which is also not true.
Like brother.
Also another thing that annoys me,
when it's the GTA 6 trailer,
please tell me this is coming to the PS4.
Prayer emoji.
Brother, you think GTA 6 with 4K level graphics
Is it gonna come to a console that came out what like 15 years ago?
You're insane
Not a chance king for the sub
Dead for the three are you gonna play GTA 6 on stream when it comes out 100%
We're gonna play all of GTA 5 story mode before it comes out. I said that as well on near it
Not now it comes out in November. So we'll probably play GTA 5 story mode in the summer
The Jonah for the three. Love the stream. Thank you. It's in in King. Thank you for the sub or maybe like September
It's like fall
Just because it would be fun to lead up for that. Oh
My gosh
Next game chat lock in
Extract sorry, this one's an itch game might take me a minute
Do reacts bro. We did reacts yesterday
and on Friday. So no, today's not going to be a react day, man. Sorry to sour, sorry to sour your mood.
Not a react day. It has inappropriate stuff, so be careful. As long as it's not actually just straight up nudity, it could be video game nudity and it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
The video game nudity isn't iOS.
Outlast shows dick every 10 seconds.
Hold up.
Okay.
Lacking.
Did you want V1X?
You see, I did not.
Oh my gosh.
All right, watching.
So, you were thinking for some cash for the sub, Jenna, thank you for the three, so it's
upstream.
Appreciate it.
Why is it not full screen?
What the fuck?
Oh, both my monitors shut off.
Wow, this game might be cocked.
What are we doing?
Wow, this is gonna lag really bad when I try to switch.
Like, scenes.
Okay.
Holy shit, this is gonna lag.
Oh my god, why is it still fucking lagging?
Ready?
Uh-oh.
I gotta move my camera up, oh no, oh no, okay, ready, here we go, all right, now we're locked,
Oh, it's gonna be okay. I thought it was gonna be one of those stupid fucking games that doesn't load.
The skin scapler. What is with all these games and wearing people's skin recently? I feel like
that's a new trend in the horror genre. Maybe because of the edgine Netflix series? I don't really
Now, the graphics actually pretty good.
Journalogue, February 23rd, 1984.
Carrion City, another night of rot.
Batman?
Busted street lights and dark alleyways.
The streets are soaked in junky sweat and bad decisions.
Every corner consumed with vermin and vice.
Every night, I ask myself the same question.
How much farther can we fall?
And now, we got some freak carving his way through the city.
Vanguards!
Leaves skin like paper trails.
The streets whisper fear and cover-ups.
Me?
I just whisper.
Tuesday.
This city's drowning in misery.
with everything else for sale.
Murder was just waiting for its turn.
Please report any possible sightings to police sketch.
You're that guy who looks creepy as fuck.
The name's Dick, Detective Dick Slater.
And I'm the only one keeping the filth
from spilling over and drowning this city in its own sin.
His name's Dick Slater.
Come in.
Are you talking to yourself and your extruder again?
Oh my god, he's commentating his own life.
I don't know you an explanation.
What do you want?
He's looking for you.
Get down to the station.
Roger the phone.
Dick out.
Tell him I'm...
on my way.
Roger.
Roger that.
Dick, signing out.
Wow, that was a fucking peel out if I've ever seen one.
Holy shit!
I think he slammed into the car in the 90 degree turn, dude.
That was a crazy drift.
What the hell are we playing?
I thought this was going to be like scary.
Darien City Police Department.
Dicks later.
Reporting for duty.
Why is it upside down?
Wow.
Wow, that's making me nauseous.
Jesus.
It's like not- it's funny that it's not even like a moot, like it's not him
commentating this, like he's actively just talking about his own life, like he's
standing there going, smells of old stale coffee. How do I have to skip?
Objective updated. I love that I'm playing Dix later right now.
Wow, I got some fucking speed to be chat.
I forgot about some half-in-year stuff.
Wow. I wonder what my 40 is.
Current objective, talk with the Chief in his office.
Are you fucking asleep?
Hey!
Hello Luna.
I see they still have you babysitting the front desk.
You're late again, Slater. I was thoughtin' to think you'd fall asleep in your cruiser again.
And yet, here we are.
Some of us don't get to disappear into the night.
O'Brien's waiting for you in his office.
Lucky me. Lucky me. Pick out.
Yeah, well, let me buzz you in. See you around.
See you around.
You know, there's a lot of crime in this city, and you should be-
Sorry, I gotta get in the character.
You know, Luna, there's a lot of crime in this city, and it would really help if you
weren't falling asleep on the job.
You know, smoking kills.
See, there's about nine cigarette butts sitting there, I hope those aren't all yours.
I used to like you.
I wanted to bring you out on a date, but you just reek of fucking cigarettes, and not even good ones.
Not even like Marlboro Red Fools.
You gotta smell like those shitty American spirit cigarettes.
But like the bad ones. Not like a good one. Not even like a good camel crush either.
It's disgusting. What the fuck happened here?
What the fuck happened here? Police line do not cross. I thought this was the police station.
Looks like I'm in a dirty sub. This is the police station while we're just throwing trash around.
The man we're looking for.
Oh, this is probably where she gets those cigarettes.
We have a fucking vending machine for cigarettes in the police department. That basically sums up our city.
Join the force, Garry and City Police Department.
I remember when I thought I would change the city around.
Just for it to end up in the shambles it's always been in.
Is this his office?
Slater! Sir! I mean Dick! I mean Detective Slater! Sir!
You could call me Dick.
Elmer, you hear any chatter about the stapler?
Uh, no, sir, but I was just thinking, if you need backup or someone to ride along, I could log in response times, radio codes, crime patterns. I could really help out there.
Let me bring it to you straight, Elmer. You're a bit of a chud. Some people would say, a loser. I, huh, would agree with them.
To say that you could ride along with me in my car, I'll never be caught dead with you.
These streets will chew you up and spit you out.
You're a good kid.
But your place is here.
At the station.
Um...
I just don't want to push buttons forever.
You don't want to see what I've seen.
Just keep at it, kid.
And let me know if you hear anything about this stapler
Roger that mr. Slater. I mean detective
Just call me dick
You know I see like a son Elmer, but you're just not cut out for the job
You don't know what goes on in this city
Sometimes you got to get deep into detective work like you're in the CIA
There was one time I literally married a man, we had sex every day, just for me to get some
information about somebody that was committing petty theft and loitering outside of McDonald's.
I don't think you're cut out for it.
I'm still married to him to this day actually.
It actually worked out quite well.
Anyways, moving on.
Holy fuck, you look like a ghoul sitting in the corner there.
Is this the chief?
still chasing ghosts later.
Yup.
Someone has to.
Somebody's gonna get the hummus.
Yeah, just don't expect me to keep up anymore.
I've got a foot in the grave.
Yeah, I can tell. Your eyes are very sunken.
You kind of look like somebody pushed your eye like you were a UFC fighter
and somebody eye grabbed you, but your eyes never came back out.
It could be worse.
Most cops in Carrion City never make it to retirement.
Retirement? With how corrupt this city is?
I wouldn't be surprised if they kept me on my beat until I'd kill over in the streets.
Yeah, they'll beat you off till you die, Roger. That's just how this city works.
I think we both share, I'm afraid.
Either nut up or die.
It's not too late for you, dick.
Dick, but me, well, I'm getting too old for this shit.
I feel like I sound older than him.
Well, look who crawled out of his trench coat.
You miss me, Slater?
You're a pulsive, Roxy.
No, not at all.
Not even a little.
Shame.
I got a real thankful man who looked like
they got nothing left to lose.
then aim lower your lies linear me and a station speaking off I saw a strapping
young man headed to the chief's office
let me tell you that guy's not cut out to handle you you smell like a wet paper
towel I'm sure you'll get your claws into him sooner I can't imagine what that
would look like hopefully sooner than later if you talk to him what a good
word for me yeah yeah definitely will I'm not your wingman okay get help
Oh, Ruxy.
I'm saying get help when she's like an addict.
Oh my god.
Dude, where the fuck is the chief?
Well, I'll be damned.
Nice of you to finally show up, Slater.
I'm not what I expected chief of Ryan to look her sound like.
If you wanted punctual, you should have hired a watch.
Ooh, that was cold.
Who's the kid?
He looks too clean for this city.
That's Detective Robbie Knox, transfer from Roundwood.
Detective Slater, it's an honor.
I've read every report you ever wrote.
Your work on the Full Mooner Guner case back in 79 was legendary.
Thanks Robbie, but stop tick-riding. I mean, let's be real here, man. You're never gonna
work with me, and I'm never gonna work with you. I don't care how much you know about
the Gunner case that I solved.
Yeah. City was edging on Total Collapse back then, but I put down that freak for good.
You saved the city.
Saved? I just delayed the inevitable. Now we've got a new animal stalking these streets.
Which is why you're gonna need help.
The stapler's escalating and you're not chasing him alone.
Chief O'Brien, let me keep you real with you, man.
I work alone.
I'm a lone wolf.
And I'm not trying to diss you or anything, but you kind of look like if Toad was turned
into a human.
Excuse me?
Knox is your new partner.
What?
You gotta be kidding me, O'Brien.
You know I work alone.
I can't be wasting time babysitting some new transfer.
O'Brien.
Heee.
What the fuck is he doing?
Heee.
if you could give me a minute gentlemen duty calls he's got to eat sex
That's better Robbie why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser I need to talk to him
Robby, you lay a fucking single finger on my cruiser and I'm gonna snap your fucking neck.
I invented the dick twist, Robby.
That's why they call me dick slater.
And let me tell you, you're not gonna have a dick if you fucking touch my cruiser.
Where'd you hear that, Chief?
And we're not even gonna put a hole there, it's gonna be smooth down there, you're gonna
look like a mannequin.
Listen, dick, the mayor is so far down my throat about the stapler that I feel like
Like I'm in a decent Cox film.
You're killing me, O'Brien.
You don't get a vote on this.
He's your new partner.
Now get out there and catch me a killer.
That's an order.
You do a final say, Chief O'Brien, and I am a man of my word, and when I sign up for
the force, I would do all that I needed to do to save this city.
So fine. I'll work with Robbie.
By the way, can I have one of those donuts?
No. Okay. Sorry.
I guess I'll be on my way.
Hey, I kind of forget your name, but that one girl in the corner is a thing for you.
How to tell him.
Oh my god, now he's gonna be riding in the cruiser with me, he's gonna be bad vibes, I'm not gonna be able to commentate myself.
Robbie.
Rule one, you don't try and impress me.
I... okay.
Rule two, if things go bad, you stay behind me.
Got it.
Reiki, the rule, I leave you at the curb.
Rule three, no matter what we're doing, no matter how bad things get,
We always make time to go to TGI Fridays on a Friday.
I mean the FOMO for missing out on a TGI Fridays on a Friday is just insane.
Just imagine dude, you wake up and you go, oh shit it's Saturday, I didn't go to TGI Fridays.
Now you have to wait a whole another week.
Understood.
What am I saying? I like trying to get into this character.
Robby's gonna be the bad guy.
I don't know, I could see him like double cross me for sure.
I don't really know his character though, he was just blazing.
The quick fits.
Hot fresh wieners inside, wow.
Another beautiful night in Cary and City.
When I get to spend it stuffing wieners into buns and regret my life choices
But I don't regret you baby my jake wagon deserves nothing but the best
Once I have you fully paid off I can quit this crappy job and leave this city in dust
I'll be counting the days until then better head inside and start my shift. Oh
Oh my god, no, do I have to play Hexie now? Fuck, I like playing Dix later.
My name's Dick. Dix later.
Alright, now I gotta get into character for this guy.
Just gotta serve people more wieners today.
Alright, so I'm going from like gigachat to like chud.
Alright, let me chud Max real quick.
Alright.
Oh God, I don't know how many wieners we're gonna have to serve.
Another day, another day at the wiener stand.
I'm hard of getting a phone call.
I mean, are you serious?
I'm just trying to pay off on my hot new ride.
Where the fuck is the phone at?
Up here it is.
Get your fix at the quick fix. This is Hexie. How can I help you?
Oh, hey boss. Sorry for being a few minutes late. I got stuck in traffic.
Oh, he's not happy. What? Erick didn't bring in the meat delivery? That means it's been sitting down in the rain all day.
Hey, it's probably Ron by now.
I need to find that...
Oh, God.
Are you calling me on the shitter again?
Oh, that was him pooping.
I thought that was just a voice.
Disgusting.
Oh, God.
I'll just grab the bag from the back.
I have to make some fresh wieners.
Just please stop calling me when you're in the middle
of taking a crap.
Wow.
You did a signing off fart.
I've never seen that before.
Now we've got to go make some wieners.
What is this?
The wiener grinder.
It needs me to operate.
I'm gonna get juicy long quick fix wiener glizzy gobbler
add filing items into the hot dog plate these steps toasted bun cooked wiener
mustard ketchup relish the works hot dog container serve the customer um oh it is
It is from Outback.
Where is the Weenor box from Outback?
I forgot I'm playing a horror game right now.
It's probably going to be like a serial killer out here.
Where did he leave those Weenors?
Oh, wait!
That is the name of Sir Rax.
Thanks, anything?
Well, I'll be Sir Weenors. I'm sorry, Sir. I don't have any ready right now.
Ah, jeez! You scared the crap out of me, man!
What? Fix?
I think you missed the joke, dude.
Oh! I love jokes!
Especially the ones with the killer punchline!
Cool. Great talk.
You need something, or...?
My, my.
I do have an appetite.
buddy you're talking about the hot dogs they're ready yet I'm back in 20 minutes
the best meals I was waiting for
have you ever been to a dentist man I mean your teeth are actually rotten
fucking thing Jesus
I'm just watching them walk away.
Just another night with another creep.
I hate this city.
Let me go, let me go, let me go start on these wieners.
Dude, why do I hear flies?
Why am I standing? Why am I standing on top of a crowd?
Fuck. That's a pretty hard, uh, like you can eat a head.
How many do I have to fucking hate?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, so many wieners ready for the coming.
Put the wieners in the hotdog cart. Where the fuck are the- oh right, doi.
Wait for customers. Sick.
Our first customer. Welcome to the Quick Fix.
Can I give you a good dicking?
Uh, I mean, uh...
A wiener? Sorry.
Uh, nickname for hot dog.
Anyways.
How's it going, sir?
Hey, youngster.
Oh, wait, no, I can't do the dick voice.
Fuck, what did he say?
Oh, my God. I don't have to finish hot dog.
Oh, my God, I don't know who he wanted.
I got it, I don't know if he wanted it.
Oh my God, what did he want?
Did he just say he wanted a hot dog?
Do I have to do this for every hot dog?
How do I toast a bun?
Oh God.
Oh God, I need an uncooked mirror.
How do I toast a bun?
He said he wants a long one?
Alright.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
Yeah, these wieners look a little rotten, for sure.
Like, actually kind of fucking disgusting.
Sorry, sir, the wiener's cooking.
It'll be ready in no time.
All on, bud.
Weebur is ready.
Okay, okay, okay.
Weebur is ready.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Holy fuck.
Let me give these ketchup squirts for ya.
That sounded kind of gross.
Oh my god.
What is the worst?
That's the worst.
Hot dog container.
Here you go.
Here you go, long and thick.
Are they all going to do that?
Dude, he throated that shit.
That was like a foot-long dog.
Hey, the disc could be a long, it's going to be a long work day.
Hey, welcome to, welcome to the Quick Fix.
What can I get you?
Your face doesn't match your body.
body it's kind of like uncanny how real it is. I heard you have the biggest
wieners around let me get one. Okay well uh you know, uh, it's helping me off
guard with that scheme. I'll get uh, I'll get the wiener uh,
Check it out in no time.
Oh my God.
Can I cook multiple at once so they're ready?
I feel like they have burned.
We'll cook one at a time.
Good day.
So how's your day?
You know, probably pretty long.
Just like our leaners.
Sorry, I always ask for the latest back to the old business.
I'm ready to go to golf.
All right, anyways.
We got a tweener, then we got to do a mustard ketchup,
relish, a verse, bang, here you go, man.
Please don't do the same.
They're eating it with the box as well.
Are we noticing that?
They're not even taking it out of the box.
They're just grabbing the hot dog with the cardboard on it
and just dog in that, instantly.
It was immediately down.
And then they take the long way out.
They walk all the way around the store real slow,
like, so I just watch them in silence.
It's fucking terrifying.
Nobody else is buying anything else in the store either.
Who was that?
That guy kind of looks creepy.
Oh no, is that the dude?
Oh, that's the killer.
Hey, welcome to the Quick Fix.
Please don't eat me.
Can I get you a hot dog?
Hey, I-
Hello again!
Are you the proprietor of this fine establishment?
Oh crap. You again?
Proprietor?
Dude, I don't know what that means.
I just-
Did you come in to get one of those famous Quick Fix wieners?
Well, I do have a nice piece of flesh.
But I'm in the mood for something a little more unique.
Oh, really? Like what?
Well, if you aren't here for a wiener, what do you want?
You should say my flesh.
It seems I'm a little low on supplies.
Do you happen to carry any staples?
Well, is that supposed to be scary, sir?
This is not a staples.
This is a quick fix wiener joint.
Now, there is an office depot across the road, and you could probably get some office supplies there.
Why the fuck would we sell staples?
Uh, why do you need staples this late at night?
Oh, you could say I'm walking on a little odd project.
Oh, really? Like what?
Whatever, man. It's not in my business.
I think we have some on the back shelf over there by the toilet.
Oh my god, we actually have staples.
Aaaaaaah!
Perfect!
Thank you. I'll be seeing you again real soon.
Why are you saying that so essentially to me, man? I mean, they're 30 feet away. You don't gotta say goodbye to me when you're still in the store.
What a fucking weirdo. Holy.
Did somebody else come in before this guy kills me?
Oh, is he just gonna stare at me from there?
Oh.
Uh...
Uh, uh, uh, did he just disappear behind the counter?
He's just gonna hide there?
Bro, this is the same woman that just came in.
Oh, no, it's not.
I've been waiting all day to get my hands on a weiner.
I have the voice line that
Don't worry, we'll have them hot and ready in a minute. They're only a little bit rotten and a little misshapen
So he said it got me two dogs
This would be like an actual funny business if this existed
I don't think you would get many customers though now up to 90% off. Oh shit. We're going out of business
Okay, yeah, the weiner's ready I know I love how I just grip it with my hand to no one
Here you go don't
Oh my god. Oh my god. Every time, bro. Every time. Is that fucking weird guy gonna come
from out behind that counter or I feel like he's just gonna jump scare me. He's gonna
be like behind me somehow. At any moment. Oh, we already have another customer. Hold
before we serve this guy I have to pass I'm not gonna play music because it's
gonna lack of ice cream so I'm sorry we're gonna sit in silence for a minute
down like 30
All right, we're back.
Most women DMs, thank you for the sub average,
for the sub mass, thank you for the 3.
Do not have a bitch first, unless it's your birthday today.
Happy birthday.
Oh my god, wait, actually, I have to tab out
so I can read your notes, hold up.
Miley, thank you for the sub.
Keir, thank you for the 5.
Buttoe and Cole for the sub occasion,
and also for the sub on GL, thank you for the 10.
Thank you for the score, and Jaz, thank you for the sub 10.
Senor, thank you for the 3.
Dekas, Ball, nods, Addy for the 7 plus.
Rocket, DRG, plus thank you for the three.
Mina, Kai, Wilbur, and Wall for the sub.
Cash for the sub.
Jenna, thank you for the three.
Dump, thank you for the three.
Not in wish for the sub.
Lock in.
Okay.
Return to game.
Oh, welcome to Clifthicks.
I'm not gonna say to say bye again,
but happy to have you as a guest here.
Get me a meaty juicing one, okay.
That's it.
Sure, all the same.
They all get pushed through the same thing.
You know, the one that you get isn't actually going to be different in any way.
They're all exactly the same size.
So when you say get me a meaty juicing one, it's just kind of awkward because I can't really help you.
Looks like 21 damage.
I don't think that's 21 damage, Chad.
I don't think that looks at all like him.
Oh, he's not happy.
Also, nobody's getting sick.
These are like really rotten.
Here you are.
Wow.
Even worse even worse. I mean he leaned back for that one ate it right in front of me brother
I mean, what are we gonna do now? We're gonna do a back flip while they eat it Jesus
The same thing every time relatable character right there that character was relatable dude. Where's this guy?
I'm not a like backup. I'm kind of worried.
Oh my god, when is he gonna show up?
Where's Dick?
As well to save the day.
Oh, is she actually buying something that's not just a fucking hot dog?
I think she actually just grabbed like ramen or something.
Hey, Hexy.
Is this like my ex-girlfriend?
Hey, it's Shrimp Queen.
Shrimp Queen.
It's comfort food. Don't judge me.
No judgment?
Better than these wieners I'm selling.
You don't want to know what's in them.
Chat right now.
Please get a hot dog!
Please get a- please get a hot dog. Order a dog. Order a dog.
You should see some of the stuff. I've scraped off the floor at gutters end
We are both living the dream a you on your break
One day we'll get out of this dump. Yeah, I gotta get back soon
How much I earlier?
Don't worry about it. This one's on me. I'm feeling a little
Shrimp a that it tonight. Oh my god the guys behind her. No, dude. He's gonna murder her
You should be arrested for that one.
Thanks, Hexy.
I'll see you later.
Have a good shift, Blair.
No, that's gonna piss me off. He's gonna kill her right there.
Oh, no.
Is he gonna follow her outside?
No, no. I think he's just gonna walk up to me now.
Well, it's just me and you. Don't, don't. I knew you was gonna- I knew you- no, I knew that.
Alright, well I'm gonna back up a little bit, because that's fucking freaky.
How the hell did you even get here-
Queen Mary is ready! Queen Mary is ready!
AHHHHHHH!
So, dude! What the hell is your problem?
It seems you're all out of staples!
Took you that long to figure it out?
pretty sick of your shit. I think you better leave before I make you.
Oh, that might be fun. I did see something I liked very much, but it's no longer here.
There's a woman. What?
I could see this establishment doesn't employ the brightest. But anyways, I'll be on my way,
My tattooed friend!
Yeah...
Thanks for shopping at the Quick Fix, I guess, or whatever.
By the way...
You might want to check out the restroom.
The toilet is quite clogged!
So you come in here, you don't buy a wiener,
you don't ask for a wiener,
you ask for staples, don't buy them,
and then you clawed my fucking toilet.
What an asshole. Wow. You are a fucking shithead and now he's gonna go kill my girlfriend too. That's fantastic.
Well...
Great. Now I need to fix the toilet.
I feel like he's gonna come back and kill me.
I don't have a plunger? Where the fuck is- Oh, God.
I've never seen such an aggressive plunge.
I mean that toilet, that toilet has to be like, that's covered in rocks. Oh no, he's gonna get us.
This stupid thing isn't working.
Oh god, does it blow up in his face? Why is the ground shaking?
What the... what does that sound?
Oh, it's just exploding.
Shit, didn't even die.
Gutter's End bowling alley?
Oh, this is where the woman said she worked.
24 hours open?
My god, that'd be a dream chat.
24 hour bowling alley? Holy.
Am I playing her?
I think I'm flying there now, yep.
Oh, it breaks pretty much over.
I better head inside and talk to him about that.
Oh my god, why is every place in this city soaked?
Dude, why is there just like a pile of trash?
Oh, look at that.
Look as if it's a register again.
Perfect opportunity.
Okay!
Geez, Blair, what the hell?
That's what you get for sleeping on company time.
I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes.
Poor chatty is gone, can't even reach out right now.
You are literally snoring, I could hear you from the front door.
God, who cares anyway?
We haven't had a customer in hours.
This place is dead.
I don't know how it stays in business.
I think the owner's using it to launder money.
Yo, on God, bro.
Blitz.
Honestly, wouldn't shock me.
Anyway, I'm about to clock out.
Cool.
Let me know if this couple of weeks-
Oh, so I'm gonna be-
I'm gonna be alone.
And then you can go pass out somewhere else.
I gotta go heat up my noodles?
Where the fuck am I gonna do that?
Can I come in there?
No, I can't go behind the counter.
Head to the office and microwave your cup of noodles
That'd be awesome. I knew where the fucking office was
Maybe past the bathroom, yeah
Where microwave
I should go tell Lucas. Oh, look, she's gonna be dead
Lucas oh
All right Lucas, you can get out of here.
Sweet.
Thanks Blair.
There are a few things I didn't get a chance to do.
Oh what?
Can't believe I'm getting roped into doing your jobs.
One needs to be done.
You and him have the same hair.
We'll call it even for scaring me.
Uh, one of the ball feeders is jammed with a ball.
Can you get it, Bluce?
After that, there are a few balls that need polishing and some shoes that need to be deodorized.
Yup, gotta go polish some balls.
You couldn't even polish the balls? It's like the easiest thing to do here.
Listen, Blair, the only balls I'm polishing tonight are mine.
Oh, God.
Ugh. Wow, Lucas. Just wow.
Catch you later Blair.
No second I know polished balls like that takes more than like 20 seconds.
Investigate the ball feeder.
The busted ball feeder. Where would that be in the back?
Like down the lane? A ball feeder.
Busted ball feeder.
Chat, where would the busted ball feeder be?
Do I have to get in the back somehow?
We accept EDT at a bowling alley?
I don't think that's a thing.
You passed it?
Dude, that should still microwave it.
Yeah, I'm gonna burn down the bowling alley with a fucking ramen cup.
You passed the ball feeder that's fucked up.
All of them looked out to this one.
That's surely not fixing it.
I'm hitting it with a hammer.
And it worked.
Like an Xbox 360 doesn't work, you just hit it.
What the fuck? Did that just shoot a ball out like a cannon?
Holy crap. I'm glad I wasn't standing in front of the feeder.
Oh, I don't need to pick it up.
I'd better head behind the counter and polish those balls.
Yep. Big job.
Hunter, thank you for the five sub-zach clouds on listen, Rishi.
Take a cheek up the sub. Oh, hell no.
If you try to touch me you dirty ass motherfucker, I will shove the nine-pound ball
Right up your ass. Okay for right up your ass. No move either
It's just gonna sit there and you're gonna light it like a goose egg when you leave this place
You're gonna be waddling in a stand in like a sumo wrestler stance the way that you're gonna walk out of here
Hello there. Welcome to gutters end. Oh
What a lovely little establishment this is
With an adorable little creature running it.
Creature?
Do you want to purchase a lane?
Or am I going to have to call the police?
I am here to purchase an experience.
Right. Well, it's five bucks a game per lane.
That's so cheap.
So direct!
I like that.
Sure.
Gane.
Like a fresh cut.
Thanks, I think.
Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever felt like you were wearing a costume you just can't take off?
Nope. Are you gonna say that you need to peel your skin off?
You mean like my work uniform?
Sure, let's call it that.
I don't get paid to answer weird questions.
Either buy a lane or get out.
Ah, no need to be a bully, darling.
I'll take lane six. Thank you.
Is that the busted lane?
Which one was the one that I fucked up?
I would just shoot a cannonball through his chest.
Oh, then he's just gonna stare at me.
Total creep.
Well, do you get a ball, or do you need to clean these dirty balls?
Okay, where are the dirty balls?
At the power ball.
Oh, there they are.
Well, this is simple enough.
Do they actually have to do this at a bowling alley?
I feel like bowling balls are not getting this dirty to where you need to like wash them with water
The boss queen
Oh, hi there! Oh, hi there! Are you here to watch me clean the dirty balls?
He's gonna jump scare me.
All right, time to clean the stinky shoes.
Where the fuck did he go?
He's over there.
there. Bro, he's so fucking weird.
Sometimes I just love these smelly shoes.
Oh, no.
She's like sniffing the shoes.
What the fuck?
Yo, chat, this is a little last.
Oh, my God.
This is turning into, like, Juner's content right now.
You're going to jump scare me at this last one.
on this one first. I'm not gonna get scared. That should do it. Where is he? Where is he?
Where did that weirdo go? He didn't even do any bowling. Whatever. Now that he's gone,
I can go grab my cup of nudies real fast.
Oh, no.
I'm dying when I grab the cup of noodles.
He drugged the noodles.
Surely.
I'll eat this back at the register.
Oh my god.
No fucking way. It better bring me back to dick.
Am I dead?
Oh my god.
What happened?
He has my face on the bowling alley to kill me.
I
Taking a turn that I did not expect it to take jumpy thinking of a three keychain d-mano and a cube for this
What are you talking about, Mr. Shrimp?
Where? I can see him! He's gotta get up!
What a silly dream.
I can't even feel my body, Mr. Shrimp.
Don't jump, Blaire! Can you show me?
BAM!
Let me go, you little cunt!
Oh, you're talking too much!
Oh my god, did he peel his skin off?
Mr. Shrimp, call mine 1-1.
Why does he look like that now?
Mr. Shrimp!
Hehehehehe!
I'll see you suffering with side effects from my little serum.
High assimations and paralysis, among other things.
That's why I can't move?
Yes, well, you don't have to worry much longer, my dear.
Heaven, I'll be over soon.
What?
What do you mean?
Got your dick comes and saves me.
Oh, he's gonna fucking shoot me if he can't at all.
I don't require the beautiful skin of yours, my dear.
I got it.
How you screaming, crying water.
Strip it from your body.
I am afraid.
It's the end of the line for you.
No. Please. Don't.
No way! I'm actually gonna die.
Oh my god, and he's hitting the skin up?
he's gonna wear it oh my god that's why he needed staples oh I was wondering I
thought he was gonna staple somebody like kill them I didn't think he was gonna
You're just able to skin on the walls.
What the fuck?
Wow.
Does that, I swear if it ends there.
there. No way. No way it ends there. Where is Dick? Where is Dick? Oh my god that was
a demo? That was a long ass demo. Bro we need to beat that game. We need to beat that game.
We need to beat that fucking game.
That was a demo, that was a really,
that was like a full game demo.
That was an hour.
That was not a demo.
The skin stapler.
Let me wish list that on Steam.
That was a fun game though.
I'm wondering, and they ended the demo at a good point.
Cause they ended the demo where it was like
basically the game, right?
And then it's gonna pick up with Dick.
I'm assuming trying to find him and probably other people
that he's killing.
Wow.
You were yapping too?
Yeah, that is true.
I did pause the game a lot.
Cuban Cloud for the sub, sleep for the sub,
jumpy thing, give it a three.
All right, well, chat.
It is now time to hop on the SMP, or here's the schedule.
We're gonna run the SMP now.
I have no idea for how long.
Maybe the rest of the stream,
we might run some other shit after, I have no idea.
Tomorrow, we're gonna do High on Life 2 at like four.
Wednesday, we're doing puppy playtime, chapter 5 and 4.
Thursday, not live.
Friday, I'm going to be doing Reacts like 2.
Saturday, I'm going to be doing Highland Life 2
for like the whole stream, maybe some random games as well.
Sunday, Reacts.
Monday, S&P, Random Games.
Next Tuesday, I'm not live.
Next Wednesday, HHH Heritage Stream.
Next Thursday, not live.
Next Friday, Reacts.
Or actually, no.
Next Friday, Resident Evil drops.
Next Saturday, Reacts.
We'll go from there.
Something of the three.
Have you seen Jason Leeds Island survival stream?
I've tapped into about like three minutes of it.
We can peep what's going on right now, though.
He's peeping off.
He hasn't started a fire in its day, too.
Oh, he's trying to use a bow drill.
I think using a bow drill is probably the worst
way to start a fire from a noob's perspective.
Oh, you got to go way quicker, but uh.
Does anybody know where he is?
Because it's 87 degrees outside.
I feel like he has, if it's 4pm too, he has to be somewhere on the Caribbean.
It looks a little wet. It looks like you're not doing it fast enough. You're trying to create an ember. I'm going to try to say I've watched a lot of episodes of survivor naked and afraid bear grills and other you know assortments of survival shows like alone on Netflix but let me tell you watching a bow drill is even hard for the experts to start a fire.
Is he actually alone because there's a cameraman that's that's like filming him
How long has he been trying to start the fire for how many tattoos do you have I have no idea
all right want to get a pistol right and then we're gonna hop through the S&P piece and you
Let's go for the subs, I'm thinking for the three.
All right.
Yelp me down, 30 seconds.
you
This is not ice ice forever ass.
All right, and it take it to the sub yo B. I. G. for the 64 month subs is W. Pookie my
longest sub viewer sub viewer buddies my friend IRL W. fucking the I. G. goat goat 64 month
sub Wow.
You know, I'm not a fan of
anti thinking of the sub Joshy the sub W fucking sub. Love you.
Thank you. All right. Let's lock in chat.
We're hopping on the SMP now.
I just said schedule. I'm just going to be on the schedule.
All right.
I don't know how long we're going to be on the SMP, but we're going to be doing the SMP.
Let me launch curse forge.
I have to update Curseforge.
Urgh, urgh, urgh.
Urgh.
All right.
Did you get Lunar?
Lunar client's good.
I've used Lunar client in the past.
But I used Curseforge just because Curseforge is what we've
Made the mod pack on so it's just easiest
All right, I hope it fucking works it's been glitching the last few times
What's your craziest trip while using edibles? I mean you don't really trip on edibles unless you're in really fucking high doses
the
highest I've ever been
There was one time I went to the dispensary with a few of my friends and we were taking
edibles and normally I would take like one maybe two I think I took like three of whatever
they were and one of my friends took eight and I think it was like 80 milligrams medical
And some people are going to be like, those are a lot.
I'm like, bitch, try 80 milligrams of New Jersey weed
from a dispensary.
That shit would be like, that would put me on my ass for days.
So we all eat animals.
We go on a bike ride.
And it's night.
His tire pops, so we have to walk back.
And by the time you get back, I'm so high
that I'm borderline paranoid.
Paranoid right like I'm like seeing shit
There I'm convincing myself that I'm seeing things in the dark, but I'm not I'm just high right
I don't think I was hallucinating. I think I was just anxious
And then we watched a show and the whole time. Oh, no the highest I've ever been we watched a show blah blah
Long story short. I falsely wake up. I'm still as high as fuck
But I eat like nine fucking breakfast sausages and then falsely again, but I didn't throw up
Greening out, I feel like it's different,
but that's not the highest I've been in greening out.
The highest I've been like paranoia-wise
was when I watched a horror movie with Brooke,
and I was really high,
and I convinced myself that I was in a horror movie,
like IRL.
I convinced myself that my entire life
led up to a horror movie,
and that I was in a slasher film.
And I was watching a slasher film,
and I was gonna be like one of the people
that was in a slasher film
that was watching a movie about a slasher film being like,
how stupid are they?
And then like, Art the Clown comes and kills me.
Also, it's doing that dumb shit
where it's not capturing the fucking windows.
So I'm gonna join the server
and then hopefully I'm able to like tab out,
tab back in and it'll work.
Oh, it's working.
How the fuck?
I didn't even change anything.
Peach, Bessie, Jojo, Knight,
the sub-john's thinking of the thousands,
but he's fucking stupid.
Anyways.
Are we in?
If you don't know, S&P, oh God,
I think you hit me with an error screen.
What the fuck's happening?
Yup.
Failed to decode packets.
What does that mean?
Let me just try and read your end.
But yeah, you don't really trip on weed like you know super high doses you can
But most of the time you don't I have like more stories of being around my friends that have taken more like I've gotten high
All right, it's working out. Well, let me also fucking turn on some
by music
Low-fi
non copyright
Okay, but uh, yeah, no, I I've had like friends that have gotten way more high than me like I
Like I know a lot of you guys call me stoner and I'll say I'm a stoner
But like I I use a fairly low amount of weed comparable to a lot of the other people that like I
Know that get high and I have more stories about them like, you know taking fucking 500 milligrams or something and then like tweaking out around me
There was one time. Okay. Now I got to tell story. Also, this is the S&P chat. What we're going to do today is we're trying to level up our team.
Yo. We're going to try and level up our team today. This is not my main six. Okay. I'm trying. This is my team evil squad. This is just like the, I guess, like genre squad that I made.
This is supposed to be like an evil squad of you know, Pokemon. I have Toros, Impedent, Mewtwo, Sharpedo, Meowth, and Charizard.
My main squad has a bunch of like level 80s and stuff, but this is the squad that I want to level up to be like
something that's reasonable to fight and it's kind of like fun to like, you know, not lark, but like RP and like,
hey, this is my evil squad versus one somebody being like, oh, I'm a water trainer.
I'm like team not rocket, effectively, or team rocket.
I don't remember seeing that, but I think I'm not, yeah, I'm not very far.
So I was adventuring this way last stream, because I was trying to find something, and
I think I ended up getting lost, and I was going the wrong way, and then I raged away.
So this is where we're starting today.
Honestly, I'm kind of down to just run this way, and just kind of half explore slash level
up Pokemon at the same time, and just like kill Pokemon.
So I think that's really what we're probably gonna do today,
is like, kinda just vibe with chat,
and then just kill both of them.
Also, is the screen glitching?
It's glitching.
Yay!
How about now?
I gotta move my face, can I, as well, sorry.
Actually, I think I need to move to the lower.
Are you an ex QC good now?
I mean, I don't think he's mad at me.
I was never mad at him.
I think I just pissed him off.
There's a few people that are like, bro, he wasn't serious.
I'm like, he definitely wanted to wage a quarter of a million
against me.
Went for the sub, dag, thank you for the sub.
Like, that was real.
Like, that was not him joking.
Like, he was like, no, let's actually
wage her a quarter million dollars.
And I was like, no.
All right, he had nuts.
Oh, I think it's working now.
Is it?
Let me know if it glitches.
Sorry, I'm just gonna let,
I'm looking at IOBS for a minute.
I think it's fine now.
I think I would have beaten him too.
And I'm confident in that.
For those of you that don't know,
we had a Rock of the Eternity the other day.
the other day meeting literally yesterday and I played XQC
not flying on you through the snow.
Um, and I played XQC and I think it's doing it again. Is it
doing it again? I just saw it glitch.
No, it's not.
Let me know if it starts like black screening again. It'll do
that randomly. It's only on Minecraft. Wow, these are huge. Holy fuck. Are these regular
sized fucking buffalons? They can't be. Oh, I'm fighting it. I didn't mean to do that.
I think it's just clutching them. It's clutching. Why is it doing that? Why is it doing that?
Why is he doing that?
I think that's the fix.
I don't want to fight Pokemon with my Charizard,
because my Charizard dies and I can't fly it back.
Well actually I could just go Pokemon and then fucking TP.
So it's not really that big of a deal.
All right, anyways, what the fuck was I just saying?
What was I just talking about, well excuse me, yeah, we were playing a tournament and we won
Jinxie ended up crashing
in the game and we were up 3-0 the second game and
I was still holding them off in a 2v1
I score again Jinxie rejoins and he's like rematch. I'm like well
I don't want to fucking rematch and he said he said pause. I didn't know he said pause
And you know from my perspective I was like well, you know I
Still beat you guys
Alone like we should win but from his perspective he was like well even if we scored
We would have had a reset anyway, and I was like that's fair
So then we ended up resetting and then he was just mad he called me a libtard
But, uh, yeah, so I was enough sad with him now.
And then I was like, bro, I'm sorry if I have said it again.
He was like, he said I was warping like being poor.
I was like, bro, I hate this shit.
I would never do that.
I was saying I didn't want to do that amount of money because I think that's just crazy.
Like the most I, how do I have four Netherite ingots?
Oh, I think souls gave me Net-A-Rite.
I was gonna say, I don't,
I don't know about that as well.
I just have like a random miscellaneous object,
amount of objects.
Anyways,
I would have bet, like in my head,
I was like, I probably bet I'm like 10K.
It's just like, could I bet in that?
Yeah, but like, dude.
The one thing I kept saying was like,
If I had lost a bet for $250,000 to XQC,
that would be like year ruining for me.
You know what I mean?
Like I would be livid.
Like literally livid.
Like I don't think I could be more mad.
Oh my God, you know what we,
why are they baking in this game?
You know what we could do too
is we could start working on our fucking brewery.
Like I could start brewing a bunch of potions and shit.
Because I said the last event I won on this server
is like a Gladiator tournament.
And I think it'd be really fun to do a Gladiator tournament.
And I just give everybody beer in game.
Like what if that can chill?
Anyways, um, yeah, I probably would have been like 10 guys cuz like I lost like eight to Jason the lean like I
could feasibly lose that and be like
I don't think I'm a loss, but it was more so just like
They kept saying well if you know you're gonna win why don't you do it? I'm like well cuz I don't know I'm gonna win
I think I'm gonna
Sand attack
Lucky coin empty map empty map ice fang that's pretty good
I think there's a downstairs in these no
Is there not I thought there's all your downstairs nope
All right back on the Charizard we gotta explore more
We're going to keep it going this way.
What's the goal in here?
Today, we're going to try and just level up this squad.
That's the big thing.
What's like the best type of gym that I could fight to level up my squad that would like
aid me power wise because the water gyms are terrible against the squad.
Like I am not good against water Pokemon.
I'm not going in there.
fucking those those like spider caves are horrible and I'm passing that shit as well that has dog shit in it
Have you got your wisdom teeth removed? No. I have really tiny teeth and so um
I remember I was always so nervous. I was like man, I don't have to get my wisdom teeth removed and they're like
Oh, they're actually growing in fine. I was like sick. I was born without one though
You think you can survive diamonds Jim the fucking meme Jim where they just like scream at you and shit. Yeah, probably I
Wouldn't foresee it being that hard
What is that grass Jim what's gonna get grass Pokemon fire
because I could just fight all these guys are just fan level up yeah fires good
awesome let's go oh yeah it's all level 45 perfect actually oh yeah if I could
just one tap everything. Actually that's not good. I may as well target flinch. Intense
blast. I may as well target flinch. I need something about 100% accuracy. It does suck
because I'm lower leveled so I'm not going to attack first. Chargots are going to thrive
them. Yeah but he's still like die because they're going to each have six Pokemon but
I could just level up after each battle
I'm gonna try and swap them out too before they die because then he won't level up and that's awful
One tap and fuck
Moonblast I might have to swap them out after this
Bring in my Toros
What do you ever try Bellotro? I played Bellotro
I used to be addicted to blotcher. I don't want to say a foreing, but it just got like
The same you know what I mean
Like to play a game a million times same thing with like clover pit like I look wow that was super effective
Towards my guy
Oh, I barely damaged that oh god
He surely doesn't use the super effective move
Easy. He ate a citrus berry. That fucking dirty bitch. Are you serious? No! Oh my god.
Does Citrusberry fool you regenerates his health?
No way.
What about Sloths and Daggers? Same thing.
It's just a fun game, but I think after a bit it just gets...
Bro, this is really annoying that he's just gonna heal himself a million times.
What about a Pokemon Balatra mod? Is that even a fucking thing?
I need to kill him before he fucking Citrus fairies.
The earthquake me I die. Oh my god. No way
Right, who do we throw out that wouldn't immediately die?
Is there only other level 45? I want to level up Meowth cuz he's like a theme team, but I think Meowth is just such a shit Pokemon
Like am I gonna be able to keep Meowth is Meowth gonna be good un-evolved
You gonna do a stream of the depth? Yeah, I got a message him about that. I messaged
me as I replied that I said I was busy because I talked to him before I went to San Fran.
Why is it not throwing out my fucking Pokemon? Um, but yeah, I do want to do a stream of
them. Pundit stones dug into Joe Bart's
torpedo. Oh my god, ice. Ice is four times as
effective. I'm sure they just went out here.
Sharapita is bad against grass. Apparently not.
Apparently not. Because I'm about to one tap all
of them. Bro, stop eating a fucking citrus
you goddamn loser. Oh!
How did he eat a sistersberry and attack me in the same turn?
I feel like should I swap out one of my main six right now for just like one of my high
ass level Pokemon just so I could one pack everything?
Cause right now I'm just like losing battles.
Like what am I doing right now?
Like yeah I'm using sucker punch.
Half as effective.
28 health.
He's gonna one tap me.
That's what I should do.
like just fucking hardcore train my Pokemon because I'm just gonna lose and if
he hits first like I want my Charizard to level up and now my Charizard might
die and that's just shitty yeah I'm timing you out for that stupid question
man that was really cringe holy shit Raz the follow-up to Yang or some shit I
I hate that question, bro. It's so stupid like that shit is not funny at all
The the fucking meme or he's like are you a jet line or a fall again? Get the hell out of here, bro
How did it?
Bro, I'm gonna just fucking leave the foot. Why does it take actually forever to fucking swap Pokemon?
Why does it take forever to swap Pokemon, bro?
Makes to thank you for the five.
Uh, were you talking to the Pokemon as a kid?
A little bit.
3RJ thank you for the subsworn, Wild thank you for the sub-keeman, thank you for the sub-doot,
thank you for the raid, YXL thank you for the three,
I've been growing up with my girlfriend for three years today,
Blocked everyone, no contact, your content really brings up my mood.
Well, I'm sorry that you broke up with her, man, but I'm glad I'm able to help.
Hope you're alright.
Dude, none of my moves are good.
Psycho-cut.
Yes!
And then I ff and then I forfeit and I forfeit. Oh, yeah, we forfeit. Oh, yeah, we forfeit
Do I still level up on a forfeit? Oh my god, I don't wow that was actually useful that was actually useless Wow
This is my actual squad Eternatus Vagicill whole Tyranichud vagina and torpedo I
I think we kind of enter the battle with
Probably a Ternitus
Where's their fucking boss, let me just fight their leader
Someone clip it for the 25 subs thank them. We've got a sub thank you for the 25 gift it. Oh, yeah, this guy's all level 65
Flamethrower.
DICKED!
Oh my god, we need to find what's that band that levels the turnips is up?
I don't remember, a Dynamax. How do I get that?
I feel like we look into that for you doing that special ass move every time.
I'm like I'm not just gonna burn his ass immediately level 65 dead. Can I re-challenge a leader or do I have to wait?
Because if I can just re-challenge, but oh shit, I just didn't get a second move. Oh, it doesn't matter
And it doesn't matter. Oh, it's 90
Awesome dead. Wow. What a cute noise. Dead
immediately die. I turned to say this is the best Pokemon in the fucking game. Not really.
One of the better ones. You could have your lowest Pokemon start the battle and then
immediately change out. Yeah, but that's why I also have an XP share. Oh my god,
should I just get an XP share in all my Pokemon? Oh my god, he's immune. Wait, what? Oh, he protected
himself. I feel like I kind of want to come back to this grass gym now I feel
it's so easy to oh my god yeah that's what we got to do chat. I just leveled
up new to four times in like a minute. Can I challenge him again? Oh badge
acquired. Wait I got a badge? Where's my badge? What about the shittier ones? Oh Jim
defeated. Wait what? After I fight their, after I fight their main guy I'm not
allowed to fight them again. I thought I'd be able to fight the little chuds. I
I can't fight the chuds. That sucks. What the fuck is XP all accessible?
Now what an XP share is and they're very easy to make
Should we just make five XP shares?
But then wouldn't they all be sharing them so fractionally that they'd level up very slowly?
Like that would be bad.
Right?
Okay, why is it shooting my Eternatus?
I just want to see what this raid boss is.
A whizmer.
Get the fuck out of here.
I need to level up so I can TP back.
Let me kill a shitload of Pokemon real quick.
Or should we just keep adventuring? What is this?
We could gamble rally coins.
Can you craft that?
Oh my god, is that good?
Oh, I know you use one to make a...
...Medicamite.
You're ever gonna play schedule one again. I've ran it about that game so much and I loved how it was an indie dev
And then it got really annoying that he kind of refused to
Like get a team and the updates came out really slow and I think he like slow burn killed his game
I know it's like my take and it might be a shitty take
But I think like the beta came out and I know like we voted on what we wanted for but I think the beta came out
and it was just bad for
Like the cartel update and then it came out and it was just mid and then they updated shrooms
But like I don't really see a point in returning to the game. So I could just make shrooms again
Like it's just I don't know my opinions kind of been soured. I still love schedule one
I think it's one of the best games I've ever played on stream, but I
Just don't really see a reason to return to it if that makes sense
sense. Each Megastand's used for a specific Pokemon. Yeah, I know, I got a fucking, uh,
oh wait, that's not actually a good loot, no. Let me kill these, let me kill these guys real quick.
Okay, let's stop shooting me, buddy, fight me inside.
Oh, wow, there's a lot of you guys.
You would be really hard to fight if I didn't have maxed out gear.
Oh, no, they're hitting me.
Wow.
I can't believe I'm that OP right now, that they actually just can't hurt me.
Iron ingots, emerald, wow, that's a full chain mail set.
Oh my god, I thought that was a mega-stan. Lucky coin.
Wow, this place sucks. I thought they were gonna have like good loot. I just killed all their boys and then dipped.
Oh, this place is fucking terrible. Did I check this one? I did.
Take the lucky coin. Why is it talking? Stop calling me it, you fucking dickhead.
A singular bottle of enchanting.
Where does the old map bring you?
Wait, what does this bring me to?
The ruins?
ruins what do you mean the ruins like the woman you think I could kill a warden I've
still haven't seen a warden in this game once which is nuts yeah well let's go to
whatever the fuck this thing is we are I need to turn this way I need to go east
am I going east how do I see if I'm going east
am I going east right now
I think I am shift keel
Nope, I'm not falling for that. I'm not falling. I almost did that. I'm not falling for that shit
You're going west I don't think I'm going west. I'm oh, no, I know I'm going ease. I'm looking at the mini map I
I guarantee you this thing's already been found though.
I don't want to say there's no point in me going here, but with the amount of people
that have played on this server in the last three months, I'm fairly certain that whatever
I'm going to has been either looted or discovered.
This is also a sick village.
Wow.
The sunflower plains.
I don't even know if I've seen this biome before.
I'm not going west, chat.
Nobody eats soggy waffles.
Oh, I need to be going last.
I'm going last.
Nobody eats soggy waffles.
That's how I remember it.
I need to be going last.
I misspoke.
I thought I was going,
I thought I needed to be going east.
I feel like I should also,
I could just like buy a Diamax band
from one of the other guys that are on
cause like, platform can fucking souls grind the shit
out of the game.
to the point where they just have like everything.
This is so far away, you're kidding me.
How far is this?
I feel like this is going to be like thousands of blocks.
What the fuck?
What a weird biome.
Anyways, what were we talking about?
Oh, it's getting closer.
We got to be almost there dude. I think I need a hop off a turn at this. He is not a fast Pokemon
There's a giraffe just standing in the abyss right there. I
Could go defeat this gym real quick too
Little side mission while we're at it
Control Q goes faster. No, it doesn't where's their leader?
I'm immediately challenging you.
I already acquired the badge.
Wait, does that mean I literally,
I haven't been to this gym though.
Also, let me swap out Dreepee.
Because Dreepee's just the fastest,
Dreepee is the fastest Pokémon I have.
Like, we'll get where we need to go much quicker.
You beat a water gym. I know I beat a water gym, but I didn't know if I beat a water gym
That means that I've beaten every every other water gym that I felt like if I beat a gym
That means that I beat the gym that I was just that not like any water gym that I now encounter
So that means anytime I fight a gym now that I've defeated. I literally can't fight them again
That sucks crash for the three when you consider playing more resident evil games since the new one's coming out
No, I'm gonna play the new one and then I'm not going to play any of the other ones
They're old. They had they're really long to play
Which isn't bad, but it's like I'm only gonna play a game
That's like 25 hours if like there's a reason to play it and I don't really have a need to play
Any of the other resident evil games at least not right now
Like obviously I'm gonna reach back and play older games like I do want to play God of War on stream one day
I want to play fucking
What's it called?
Wait, this looks weird. Why do these trees look weird here?
I want to play God of War though. I want to play Life is Strange, but it's just like there's
so many new games coming out that I'm just like not playing those yet. Like at some point I probably
well but not for like a while. What is a archaeological observatory?
Bro, has this been looted?
That's so fucking lame.
Has this been looted?
Go back, there's fossils.
It's been looted.
You tried.
It's been looted.
People have been here.
That sucks.
I don't like to.
We're playing it tomorrow.
Stop spamming that.
What the hell are you?
Why did he look like that?
We're like right there though, it's gotta be in the jungle.
Ow.
I'm just gonna run to her right there.
There was a suspicious stand still. Yeah, but it's a little late game for me to start digging up fossils and do all that shit.
I have about no interest in the archaeology aspect of this game.
three months into the S&P. I don't think I'm gonna start digging up sand fossils.
Try to get ESP candies. That's kind of what we're on the hunt for,
because I think it's faster to get rare candies and shit than that.
What is far, far away? Find the far away rooms. Oh, that's the muse spawn.
That's where I'm at. Where the fuck is, where the fuck is anything, oh it's broken. Oh that's
awesome. Do I have to like dig down? What there a long time I gotta never spawn a
Oh, that's ass
All right, well, we did that for about no reason should we go gamble no
A bull sprout I've never seen a bell sprout in this game. Oh
My god, I don't want to say we should pivot
But we could we could pivot our not seen evil squad to just like the gooner gang and have like a low-pony a
A bell sprout, a geodude, like a bunch of like smash or pass Pokemon.
That would be a pretty heavy pivot though, because I've already started working on this
squad.
What is this?
Femantis?
I wonder what the like I know like politics has gotten so bad and I'm not trying to make
this like a political right now but I wonder what like politicians are gonna be when like
You know how like Hillary Clinton and like other politicians like really want to be like new and hip and they try to like relate to the
Average like young person to like gain an audience
Do you think that like when Gen Z is 35 and able to run for president that they're going to be like?
Trying to keep up with the newest trends and like fucking tick-tock dances and shit to like gain votes
I don't know. I think it depends on the person, but I think every generation ends up like as much as like we want to be with it when we're older, like there's going to be a level where you're so old that you're no longer with it.
And I think that depends on the individual, obviously, right?
Like there's people that are 80 that like keep up with tech talk trends and understand all that.
But like the average person in a generation loses their their touch with society
at some at some point.
This is definitely the move. Oh my god.
I
Figured may have been looted. I think it's just all dog shit
This doesn't seem Amazon support by Jeff Bezos
Sick awesome
Albanian trousers
Majestic Bulgarian helmet and a totem of a dying
Work what a trap dude, I just stepped into like a dung trap
I built on top of these
Be playing something else after this I don't know today's not gonna be a super long stream
If I'm being honest, it's just like I haven't been on the S&P in so long and it's my S&P and I want it to like
You know remain somewhat active for the next like few weeks before like we do our final event or our gladiator tournament or something
So I do want to play it for a little we don't have to play for the rest of stream, but I do want to play for a bit
I'm down to do like Marvel Rivals after this though
Or arc. I don't know if I did arc though. I'd probably want to get like a trio to run it crash
I think playing Resident Evil 2, I think playing Resident Evil 2 before the new one is worth it.
That's not going to happen, man. I appreciate the recommendation,
but Resident Evil drops in a week on Friday.
I'm not going to play the entirety of Resident Evil 2 prior to, right?
Like, that's just not happening. Cameron's thinking of the 3.
Black Panther, Hong Kong, not playing it again. Something of the 3.
Would you rather lose your long-term memory or short-term memory?
That's a good question.
Losing your long- they both have extreme downsides.
Losing your long-term memory is effectively losing yourself and your personal connections with the people you know.
Losing your short-term memory reduces the functional capability of you to be a active member of society.
Both are ass. If you lose your short term memory, nothing will be long term. If you lose your long term memory, you could recreate that long. Like if I permanently lose my short term memory.
You want either situation, I would lose both forever.
I have no idea.
Both would be really bad.
I really don't know.
Also, I don't really know what I'm exploring for.
Kind of a gym.
I think we should go gamble our fucking rare candies.
Should we pin it to a Gunnar squad or not team evil?
Let's peep the PC real quick. Let's see what we have. Let's see what we're working on.
Alright. Potential selections for Juner Pokemon.
Slow King? No.
Geodude for sure.
Potential selection.
Big muscular guy, you know
What else
Gunnar Pokemon Gunnar Pokemon a diglet lowpony
Without a doubt why does she have that weird thing on her?
Oh, I think she's I think I'm currently like she's at my base
Tyranichud you think Tyranichud's a gooner get her puff on
Oh hole for sure
Like a part of my regular squad, but also a hole, right?
mill tank
Oh, lucky, lucky, oh, lucky, lucky, and we could definitely, we could definitely search
for some other gooner Pokemon.
I feel like it's not very hard to find them.
Oh, I did.
What did I just catch?
Bellsprout.
Because Victory Bell, for sure.
That's five.
Would Mewtwo be a gooner Pokemon?
I mean, the fies, right, are, you know, commendable to say the weas.
I would say Mewtwo technically is a Gunner Pokemon and I kind of want a cool Pokemon
in the squad so I think Mewtwo fits the bill.
Uh, dickhead, you think you're gonna pull up on me in the middle of the night?
I'm going to slime your ass and that's exactly what happened.
Thank you.
Uh, Pikachu, no, Rallith, Impa-Dimp, Sheldr?
The low king definitely doesn't.
Geodude for Vaporeon? Well, I could just get a Vaporeon anyway.
We got a tank a cuff.
We got a big hammer.
I think we need to catch another one that I would need to get a vaporion.
But I do love this squad Geodude, Lowpony, Hole, Bellsprout, Licky, Licky, and Mewtwo.
Tabulele, Tentacruel.
Potentially for a vaporion.
I don't know how to get a vaporion.
this is a problem. How do you get a Vaporeon? Is it like the friendliness or some shit?
More locked in for Pokemon than a tournament. Bitch, I was locked in for that tournament.
I was just mildly high. And I think it put me in a Zen state and I think I performed
quite well. Did I choke in a few moments? Yes, but I did well. And I will stand on that.
I feel like these ships, ooh, that's a warden ship.
If that is an unlooted warden ship,
I will give 20 subs to my chat right now.
But seeing that we're not that far from spawn,
I think it's going to be looted.
Oh, you just need a water stone?
Don't I have a water stone?
Slightly.
We made an executive decision to abandon the, abandon the, the team not evil squad and my role, my RP squad is now the Dune Gang.
I have a selection of Dune or Pokemon I'm working on.
Can you come to me after you're done? I want to show you something, yes.
I said 20 subs not 25.
I haven't fought a warden, do you think I could kill a warden?
Oh, I can spell it now.
Oh.
How many bow shots are there?
I can't believe that.
What do you want at me?
You're not my messing.
How long is this going to take?
Dude, I've shot him like a hundred times.
I mean, he's fucking walking ashore at this point.
Yippee!
Oh my god.
Yippee! Oh my god. What do you drop?
Get your bitch ass outta here, you mother fucker.
64 bottles of enchanting?
Oh my god, I take it back.
Oh my gosh, it is worth it.
Oh my god.
Wait, that's awesome.
Wait, can I spawn another one on here? I don't really want to do that.
It won't spawn another one, right?
Wow.
What is that?
Bro, this is an unmuted warden.
I can't believe that.
Oh, I do need glow angst acts.
I think I can make fear with that.
Oh, look at all the gold.
We could gamble so much today.
Wait, don't I need to place these and then break them?
Okay, those sounds are really annoying.
Okay, hold up.
Let me grab a shulker box.
We're going to do boom, boom, boom.
This is all the stuff we're gonna like gamble and use today.
Actually, I don't need another right.
Oh, a block of diamond.
Iron.
Wow
Love that okay
Well, can't even get a gamble. We want to get more of this level of our goon squad. That's what we care about
There's got to be so much
No reacts today, brother, sorry.
There we go.
I don't know if I can gamble blocks of iron.
Can you gamble blocks of iron?
I think they have low odds of winning another totem totems are good too okay we
could actually gamble the totems forgot about that so that's actually really good
I'm just putting everything in a box that we're gonna try and gamble to get like
dude ideally we just hit jackbox and jackpots and just get rare candies like
I think that's really what we want to do right now.
There's gotta be a lot of shit down here.
I don't think anything's ever in the barrels.
Why is there so much PNT?
Oh my God.
A lot of gold too.
Get the Trident, I already have a maxed out Trident, back of the vase.
Okay, can I fucking get up here?
Thank you.
Okay.
Can't do parkour for my life.
Awesome.
There we go.
Wow.
Ew.
Why doesn't I press this?
I don't want to find out.
There's too much TNT on this boat.
I feel like that could be very bad density.
Oh, I forgot about my hammer. That's actually really good.
Wait, watch.
Wait, I think I can actually make a fucking XP share right now.
now which we might want to actually I don't need we might want to do all right
let's go back up there we don't need that actually I kind of I might need the
cold is the link in bio are you trying to make an only fans reference yeah my
My feet finders in by a dude.
Yeah, we're gonna have to go smell all this shit.
those levels too because now we can fucking take me back whenever you need to. I think I got everything
from this boat. Unless there's something up here. There's a 40t and t now. Go gamble we're going to
but I also want to see what's in this ocean because we are in uncharted waters. Playflux right there
that I'm surprised you think there's
something up there
crows nest to their chest there is
fermented spider eyes. Yuck. Do I go in here? Yeah.
Okay
Sick, okay
Buried treasure map go fester yourself. I hate buried treasure
Worst mechanic or we're not worse mechanic worst thing they added into Minecraft. That's actually not true. It's the fucking snapper
Oh, I know let's have some sniffa let's have some sniffa
It's so sniff things. Oh wow. Oh cool.
And it's just a sniffer.
Is this modded? No, this is vanilla.
What the fuck is that?
I think this might be a shrine for a Pokémon.
Dude, if all this is unlooted, I think I've found a jackpot area that nobody's explored.
We're gonna test it out.
Oh wait, now I actually hate this area.
That's always this dog shit loot.
And these guys have so much health
Oh, yeah, fuck this. Nope, nope
Now I think I'll be on my way. Thank you guys though. No, thank you. I don't I don't want all your copper
No, don't worry. I don't want your copper
That guy does have diamond armor, but that's about dog shit right now too. Yuck leaving
play bad wars pass we're not bring it back bad wars we already brought back
rock only good bad wars a straight whack that game is full of sweats more now
than it's ever been I used to be mediocre not even mediocre I used to be bad at
bed wars when I would play that then now I would be actual horseshit like the
the amount of people that would just run me over with this hunting map.
Oh, you guys are a bunch of bums. No job, bunch of nitwit villagers.
And they have nothing in their chest, either.
What's in the red solo cop? Lean.
I'm sipping that silly. No, it's coffee. It's almost out though. Oh
Wait another another fucking what's it called, but it's probably not gonna let me fight it
I think we're gonna TP back after this go gamble. We really want to get more rare candies. That's what we need dude
Rare fucking candies. That's gonna that won't can I fight you?
No, it's Jim defeated
All right, I'll see what's over here, and then we're gonna fucking dead
Oh my god, excuse me
Are you protecting something valuable no you're wearing leather
Vape cam when
Should we do a vape review now that would get that would get demonetized so fast
I don't even vape nicotine, but I would do that for the means
That would be really funny if I just bought a bunch of disposable vapes and was just like strawberry mango Kang vape
Let's give it a try. I
Taste the strawberry. I taste the mango. Oh
It's kind of delicious. I
Just I get nexec and throw up
This is just all water I'm not I wanted CP whoa
What the fuck is this four-star lantern I could probably kill this thing I'm ineffective
Oh god I did 9%
Oh he only did 5%
Twice damage or the target's Dynamaxed
Oh the target's Dynamaxed?
I'm not doing this, I'm not sitting here for fuck
Wait no but they do drop rares, oh my god should we just fight a bunch of raids?
Don't they drop rare candies and stuff if you beat raids?
Or no. I can't remember.
I just hate fighting raids, because even if you outlevel them, dude, they have so much health that I have to sit here and fucking attack a hundred times. And now I'm confused.
I'm gonna hurt myself from my confusion.
I'm gonna use Bubble Beam.
Absorbs the mystical power from space to raise its defense and special defense. Why not?
Just so he doesn't hurt me.
I could also spam this.
Yeah now he's not really going to fucking kill me, okay.
And I hurt myself in my confusion, awesome.
Oh, man, it's Bandit TV Lava GT out for the sub, man, thank you for the sub, can't thank
of the three. Dogman said that he is a meow-scarada. What is that? Samurton sub-charsen voids the sub.
Or is that 38? Oh my god, I just use fucking cosmic power again! Brother!
It says it does twice as much if the target's Dynamaxed. So now if I'm Dynamaxed, if their Dynamaxed,
I do is not I do twice as much that's so confusing
Oh my god, and now I'm fucking paralyzed. This is the lamest Pokemon in the fucking world
I catch this thing
Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. There we fucking go. If you don't drop me
a fucking rare candy, I swear you little shit. What do you drop me? Can I gamble a raid pouch?
Ooh, that's actually so good.
Wait.
Wait, no, I can't play stuff here.
Because he gamble does.
Okay, get rid of this fucking mint leaf.
Damn, dude, he should have been doing raids.
Let me actually draft the next v-share.
I think everything else is fine.
The tax share can only be used to raise battle, raise your parties, attack a special attack
by one stage.
That's not bad.
Dude, we're actually getting really good leveling right now and there's a fucking pokeball
right here.
This area is so sick.
No, it just gave me a regular pokeball.
How assed.
Yeah, Threat and Sub only.
Oh my god, I don't care if Chat's dead after you Threat and Sub only, dude.
everybody's literally everybody is spamming every single version is that a warden is that
What a warden biome above ground.
I don't think I've ever seen that.
A four star hundtail?
6% more.
We'll wait.
What did Mick Chunky say?
I'm just trying to play a game chat.
Don't be shit.
4%.
King, thank you for the five.
Have you seen the old lady review Nick on YouTube?
Yeah, we've watched his videos,
Mom for the sub, oh, and Joff for sub.
But she'll do like individual reviews.
She won't review like multiple at once.
I'm about to just fight a shitload of raids
just to get so many rare candies.
Or XP, yo.
What, my Wario?
Yo chat, we might need to catch
a middle tank for the Goon Gang.
I think I'm gonna kill it, though.
They miniature ass middle tank.
Where are my balls, boss?
Okay, that's not gonna work.
We're gonna have to attack it.
I don't want to kill it though, so we're gonna go to the low point.
Pin.
Uh, I redeemed Song of Choice.
What is your Song of Choice?
Bro, Mil-Tank's not a kill me.
And I barely damaged it.
It's your agony, co-op!
Oh my god, why am I not hurting miltank?
Bro, and then he used milk drink and fucking regens itself.
This is actually a great Pokemon for a goon gang.
This is a great Pokemon for a goon gang chat.
cannot lose this Pokemon. Why do I have Lantern in my fucking party now? Oh my god, bring
out Lantern. Discharge. Don't kill it. Good. Bubblebeam. Don't kill it. Don't kill it. Good.
catch easy I already know I'm gonna walk away because I know I caught it
I'll play the song after this Stay in the ball, you fucking cow!
Oh my god!
Shitting. Easy.
Wait, why is this one red and the other one is pink?
What would I replace?
We got to look at their types, we got to think here.
for a probably new two if I'm being honest.
13%, we gotta wait.
I wanna run over there too,
I wanna see what the fuck's over here.
This is like a what this isn't literally a warden area. That's so weird
Oh my god, why not wait wait wait wait wait wait
Oh cuz I wanted to fight this thing. I thought I already fought it
10% I'm like a piss real quick while we actually wait chalk for the sub hi for the sub oh my god wait I gotta listen to that song
It's just a weekend song
I'm going to go pass on up.
Oh
All right, I'm not playing the whole song. I'm sorry. It's six minutes. Come think of
the sub. Um, thank you for the three days. Uh, my, uh, two year server anniversary from
self farm. That's awesome. Thank you for the kind words. You're super cool. Sorry for
bore English. You, your English was perfect. Uh, thank you for the three. Uh, and I hope
you're doing all right. I'm going to stop with this up. He think of it in 1000 days.
Do you have a gamble in playstake on stream?
No.
Number one, I couldn't do that on Twitch.
Number two, I wouldn't want to.
I'm gonna buy music back on.
Yeah, no.
Offshore gambling site points.
Anyways, we were gonna fight this fucker.
I'm gonna bring a Ternitus in.
I don't know what type of Pokemon this is though.
Oh, I am not effective.
What type of Pokemon is this, Chat?
Huntail.
I hope it's not effective against me.
Water?
It's a water Pokemon, don't I have a fire move?
It's just half effective.
Oh wait, no, water's good against fire.
Oh, so if I went in with my electric Pokemon, I would have fucking murdered it.
Doesn't matter, it's not really hurting me.
until it whips out one move that just one taps the shit out of me.
That only has five moves.
Should I gamble the raid pouch?
Or open it? I feel like it's safer to open it and then gamble the candies
versus gambling the pouch itself.
Cause that's pretty scary.
All right, let's fucking explore whatever hell this is.
Hey, Jeff, feeling really suicidal lately?
Feeling pressure from life's getting in my head?
Don't know what to do.
I hate the way I'm feeling and all I wanna do
just end my life. Not the answer, man. Please get help. I'm sorry, I can't personally solve
your problems in your life, but just because you're going through stuff, man, doesn't mean
suicide's the answer. 988 is a suicide hotline. I would encourage you to call them. They obviously
can't fix all your problems, but they can redirect you to people like Ken, and it's
a crisis hotline to try and help you out of the extreme mental state that you're in currently.
This is the only life that you're ever going to live. You don't want to end it short. Life's
going to be full of ups and downs. You're in a pretty big down right now, but that doesn't
mean that you're never gonna get out of it. Get that if you need it. Um, where the fuck?
See like this is so weird. There's a warden spawn here? Cause that's a sensor. This is
So odd.
I can't see shit.
Oh my god
He's gonna spawn it well, I could probably kill it. I don't really see why are they putting great balls in there
Isn't that isn't that turbo fringe? Cause I'm like motivated to go grab it
I'm not getting it. No, no, no, no. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not it's just not worth it
You should kill it. I don't think I can kill it
I'm gonna explore a little bit more just because once you TP back
It's gonna take forever to get back here
So I'm gonna explore for like another 10 minutes
We'll go back gamble or stuff and then level up her Pokemon. No take it with a 3. She's play Silent Hill
Probably not. I appreciate the suggestion though. You haven't even used it but I'm just gonna play it. I'm gonna get such a game
Such to have aggressive to 3-6. Thank you for this up
You would murder it I think it would murder me even with full Netherite
I'm pretty sure a warden would like free tap me
Is that a warden boat?
If it was a warden boat I'd go get it because there's just like chests and actual loot
But if I'm just like fighting a warden so I could get fucking experience pots and then like a block of diamond
I don't really think that's worth it
I'm dead asking to gamble everything. I'm gonna try and get a bunch of rare candies dude. I'm moving so slow
Oh, holy, I might TP back.
Warden will destroy you.
Yeah, because it looks like we're kind of entering.
I feel like there's like sections that are like really looted
and then there's places like this that just have like very vanilla Minecraft shit.
Like I doubt this biome has anything that cool.
Four, thank you for the five gift-ids.
Thank you for the five gift-ids.
Who's you fucking subbed?
Yeah, there's like nothing here.
I'll get to the end of this biome and then we'll TP back.
Nevermind, because GP ran out of energy.
I no longer give a fuck.
We're TPing back now.
I'm going to gamble that raid pouch I think it's this one
Yeah. Wow.
Does he know that some official
ban of team not rocket from the
Enderman XP farm in the end to
whoever they may concern this
is a notice on behalf of the
and associates of Team Not Rocket.
What the fuck did I do?
Band produced into the Enderman farm.
These members include Jobar,
Coast Guard One, Snead Snag, Weenor 2000,
Tinsy, Coast Guard One, Brady and Coast Guard One.
Any of the previously listed members of the car
are reported to have used the Enderman XP farm.
They'll be prosecuted in charge of the highest degree.
Wow.
I feel like I should probably leave this for stress.
Because he's going to need to hear about this.
At least they didn't blow up my shit, so I don't care.
I say to you
Oh play punkini projects
Could I put a puffer fish in there without the puffer fish killing all of them
Why can't I type?
I need to go get glass, my dad's trying to collab when.
I can't today, but I'm down to
It just sucks just when he messes me he was busy originally that I was busy and I was in San Fran
Now I'm back though
Set
Like all of our beer stuff
This is like all the ingredients I still got to do that that's what we'll do next stream is work on the beer shit
Remind me to do that
TM Wow, that's really flooded
I need to smell all of this stuff
So you could bring it there and we're gonna gamble so much I
Don't know if I could gamble iron blocks, but we're gonna bring him in case
I also need to get more fucking
Awesome.
Alright, we have all that shit smelting, we're gonna bring a whole chest of stuff.
Do you guys know if I can gamble iron blocks?
Yes?
You can?
Alright fire.
Yeah we're gonna gamble all this.
There's a lot of emerald blocks too, but there's no point in gambling those.
We'll keep that here this year.
I feel like I should put this on eternity.
Yo, fucker, hold this.
Um, the rest of the food, go up there.
I need to make more golden carrots.
Awesome.
All right.
music solo chill thank you just a vibe music five little playlists we've got
cuffing up and that right I'm gonna put back this I'm gonna put back rubble shield
I feel like I should actually just keep in my inventory oh yeah we're gonna gamble
the chuddles up. Wait, where's the other chuddle when I'm dying? Did I have two? No.
I think our inventory is good outside of that. This is all our legendary Pokemon shit. I
I stole that nether star.
Oh, fuck, I can make another fucking master ball, can't I?
Oh, God, I can make another master ball.
All right, well, now we have that
in case you want to fucking grab any Pokemon.
Adopt said tomorrow?
Can't tomorrow, I'm doing high on life too.
Like, I feel like that's the problem is like,
I just plan so far in advance
that like people are like oh why not right now I'm like fuck cuz then I can
move everything back I gotta play on live for like six hours tomorrow DR
thinking for the sub came into WL thinking I would be able to on Monday
next week like next Monday at some point I'd be down to like do some like
fucking just chatting shit with him if he's able to
I
Drew thinking of this I can't put this up. We don't think of it a trade
Hey, I was wondering how you found how you found what you're passionate about I get the question
What do you want to do when you're a dog?
But I have no idea how to find something that I would like for thinking of the five gifts
I mean, you just find it over time man if I'm being honest
Like I used to think that I wanted to be a physical therapist and then I ended up doing philosophy and I love that
Like it really just changes over time. Yo, dude pubert you look so sad
No, but you just figure it out over time. I mean like there's no there's no like guaranteed
Method to being like, okay, what the fuck do I want to do it my way?
It's just like over time you're just gonna start to like things more
And you'll be like, oh, that'd be cool to have a job in this and then that's kind of how you just like slow
I guess what you're walking for
It's real struggle for teenagers, I mean, yeah dude, you're literally, you're at the
last, it sucks man, you're at the last part of your high school, like, you know, career,
you're literally a junior, maybe a senior, and they're like, hey, you kind of need to
know what you want to do for the rest of your life, like there's so much pressure on you
for like the amount of, you know, time you have left in your life, and they're just like,
hey, you're basically being thrown out of high school into like an adult world to figure
out what you want to do, it sucks.
like there's so much expected on to you outside of you like right when you
finish your senior year when in reality it's like you're not really going to
understand most of adulthood for another 10 years like in college I didn't
understand most shit even now like I still don't understand a lot of like what
you know insurance claims are like how businesses work or how like certain
parts of the government function like you're not gonna understand that until
you're like in your mid 20s so I don't want to say there's no pressure because
because obviously you should still start working on it,
but it's like, you're not just gonna fucking
immediately figure it out in the United Aids.
Like it's gonna take time.
What book would you recommend I get into philosophy?
Probably Plato's Republic.
I have an ominous one too. Nobody's ever gonna buy it. We're too late into the server for me to do potion shit
I think I'm just gonna brew a bunch of beer for the gladiator fights
Do tap a boo-boo de spawn rep?
These almost done
I'm efficiently doing this. I really should just upgrade my furnaces. What is your people when they finish high school 18?
But it's like you don't really like you're you're legally an adult, but like you're still mentally like a
Kid right like most like it's not the 1940s anymore once you turn 18
You're not gonna understand like the majority of functionality parts of life like
Like most people don't actually become a real,
like you're an adult,
but you don't become like an actual functioning member
of society until you're like 25.
When you're 22, even like you're getting into your first job
outside of college,
but it's like you're literally at an opening career path.
Like you're doing very minimal shit.
Some people are faster into that world than others.
Like there are still people today
I have a wife and kids at, you know, 19.
But like the average person is not going to be doing that.
I almost just spilled water in my fucking keyboard again.
He said he can do it.
He said he can do it next Monday, word.
I'm down to, I literally, whenever I'm on stream then,
as long as I'm not like mid doing something,
but like I'll be live for like five hours that day.
So it's like any time in that timeframe I'm down.
I'm usually live between like four and nine ESG.
I'm live early today just as the president said.
All right. We got to swap out our stuff.
So this is going to be the squad.
Then this is our other squad,
like it's an evil squad and then a regular squad.
Wait, where's my last regular squad member?
Oh, Hull.
But Hull could be a double person.
Hull could do both.
So this is the Gunnar squad.
Geodude, low-punny, Hull, Bellsprout, Licky, Licky, and Miltank.
Oh, Bellsprout's ready to evolve?
And Geodude.
Oh, you just messaged me.
up. Okay, I'll land off of the sub stock and in Dom, thank you to the sub 17, almost 18
next year and then complete Congress security degree. Love hearing out on their pace of life
makes me feel so much better and more inaccurate and thank you.
Chase, thank you for the sub.
Yo, what is after Gravler?
Cause Gravler sucks.
Oh yeah, chat.
This is a real gooner, Pokemon.
Wait.
Yeah, golem.
That's what we need.
Oh, oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Weeping bell, my God.
Literally, what is that?
That is a gooner over the mountains.
Okay.
I think all of our stuff's almost done.
There we go.
Yeah, we have a bit to gamble with,
and then I'm gonna make these relic coins.
Pouches.
Oh, there's our two.
I thought we'd have two.
If you have to give one thing of advice to any young content creator, what would it be?
Not focusing on immediate success and returns, but rather understanding the YouTube game
for long-term success.
It's about consistency.
It's a war, not a battle.
You're not just going to blow up day one.
It's like a long process.
Trial and error.
blame the system blame yourself even if it is the system
the amount of creators that fucking blame like shadow banning for their failure
are the people that fucking fall off
like if i could have done that on like
fifteen separate occasions while they built a fucking sand dick again
are we serious
I mean how many times I'm not even going to destroy that and also you made the ball stack way too small.
Oh shit, I don't have a fucking flying Pokemon. Can I fly hole?
Hey, give me my sword back!
Can I ride any of these? No.
Nope.
Alright buddy, settle down.
I
Yo
Where you go, bro? I just built a beacon and so I got some leftover some gambling material
Oh, my god. Thank you gamble
You know
128 gold. Oh my god
Yeah, so the the player heads have a really good odds at winning. So
So there's these structures that are like zombie catacombs and they have like two stacks
of zombie heads in them.
So if you ever find one of those, definitely I was told that those zombies had zombie heads
don't count as player heads though.
Oh, they do.
Oh my god, that motherfucker, whoever told me that lied to me because I've been in like
two of those and I wasn't grabbing them.
Yeah, no, I think play it told me that and then I grabbed them anyway just because I
was like, well, I'm not going to just leave because what if and then they did count.
So. Wow. Well, thank you.
You're no problem, bro.
I'm going to I'm going to go gamble now.
But you know, if I went, well, you'll see it in chat if I went.
Yeah. All right. Good luck.
Thank you. Thank you. W Dogman, bro.
Oh, my God.
Give me 128 gold to fucking gamble.
I don't know where the casino is because I've always flown there.
I don't know how to get there on foot.
Where it's over here.
I gotta go this way.
Did you build this at all?
Yeah, I built this bond.
No, he paid a motherfucker on Fiverr.
I paid somebody like $400 to build this.
Play of Funks Castle is so fucking big.
Oh my god.
That is ginormous.
All right, I think we should do the slot machines first while it actually works
Wow that is actually a maxed out piece of armor
Holy shit.
Five enchanted gappals?
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to be able to open my fucking shawker box.
about that. I gotta take everything out of the stalker box first. These have lower odds of winning.
Oh, we're gambling. Oh, we're gambling. Oh, we're fucking gambling, dude.
The consolation drives my fucking ass.
This is so stimulating.
I've got a sharpness sif sword.
I'm gonna look at my running.
I have so many diamonds.
Wow, unlucky.
Double player head.
Broken elitra kind of sucks.
64 diamonds, there's so many diamonds.
One more jackpot for the stack and a half of gold.
oh my god oh my god that's what we needed oh my god that's what we needed
that's like I'm gonna pass out holy shit holy fuck that's what we needed like
that's gonna love what's going on so much that is literally why we're doing
It's not even four of them now, it's yet.
Tig, ooh, iron block, yeah.
Dude, I feel like I'm endlessly spinning cloth right now.
Wow, how am I still using the same stack of gold?
Oh my god.
iron box got to be just straight guys though this is gonna be like all like just all losses
Yeah, no massive.
I wish I could be at VIP.
Oh yeah, not.
What's the VIP FETIWAP?
Oh wait, never mind.
If only I was at VIP in the Geobark chat.
I had such a bad idea.
If only I was a VIP in the Geobark chat, I'd such a bad day.
If only I was VIP.
That'd be awesome.
Holy gimme mod.
Why am I dying of hunger?
What the fuck?
Since when does gambling give you hunger?
Okay, I gotta go, uh, I gotta leave spawn so I can take shit out of my shocker box.
Dude, should we gamble these diamond blocks?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude, we're so late game. It doesn't even matter
There's literally no reason not to
Okay, we put this year I don't know if we should gamble the rare candies of these
These I should just use, bro. This is XP plus 100.
Are we fucking gaming?
Yeah, stop growling at me.
Okay.
We have all of this to gamble.
And maybe we'll gamble some of these large XP candies.
Dude, 30k XP is nuts.
Like, actually fucking crazy.
like this will spark our squad to like almost max not almost max but like really high level
just because i want to have all of them evolved
central town and then we run back
up here evict
Yeah, let me just go let me just swap to my axe which is gonna take more time than if I just mind it with a pickaxe
Oh
Caprice up with us up. Um, gee am I can't thank you for the sub your baby thinking for the set as well
All right, let's lock in on this
I don't think we're gonna win on any of the iron block.
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
That was wrong.
All right, now we go up to gold.
I was wondering if you were gonna play self-strong at all off-screen.
No, I haven't been, actually.
Thank you for the thousand fighters that are here, but no, I haven't played cell phone
off-screen. It was a fun-ass game, but I play a lot of comp games off-screen.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
This is depth strider and then I fucking three sharpness six swords
All right, down in block time This might be an absolute way
I need one jackpot out of this for it to be worth it
One jackpot, one jackpot, one jackpot, don't do this to me
Don't do this to me. You're dealing it to me.
Oh, you dirty fuck. Andrew's taking the five gifted.
Thank goodness you got something to the five gifted.
All right, we're going to gamble these last totems,
and then we're going to do black to actual level.
Trying to up our shit, and then we're just going to level up all our Pokemon.
Change your moves, level our squad ready for a battle next one.
next one. Okay. We're gonna gamble the raid pouch first. I actually don't know if it lets me gamble.
I don't know if it lets me gamble a raid pouch.
Ace.
We use these to buy, we use these raid pouches to buy XB candies.
Andrew's taking for the five giftings again.
Thank you for your kind of something for the five gifts.
Okay, okay, okay, now say.
Easy, all right, we're at nine.
What are we up?
I think we're up three right now.
If we lose all three of these, we're dead even.
And I think we might be losing this right here.
Ooh, 22, okay, we're up four.
This is a risky bet.
This is probably our biggest one.
That's bad.
Okay.
We're down one.
What's the goal?
It's blackjack, brother.
You don't know how blackjack works?
Closest to 21 without going over.
That's how you win the game.
Hit.
Stay.
Fuck.
I
This is where we win it all back though. Oh my god chat. This is degenerate. This is really fucking stupid. Oh
This is really fucking stupid. Oh my god hit 19th day. That's good hit hit again 18th day stay
19
Okay, what did I start with? I?
Think we're even there I don't remember what I started with wait. I have another ton of them dying
I feel less bad if I lose these I really care about the one on the left that's 30 KXD
Hit, stay, hit, hit, stay, stay, 21.
Wow, this is a really bad decision.
Okay, we still win.
We still win.
We're off, we're off, we're off, we're off, we're off, we're off, we're off, we're off,
I'm not touching these
We're only gambling coin pouches now
That's fucking like a hundred and twenty kx page now would be like me grinding Pokemon for like fucking three hours
Like we could be up huge right now, I'm gonna hit that it's a free hit we're gonna stay we're gonna stay we're gonna stay
They bust they bust they but
It's fine.
We stay, we hit, we hit, we stay, we hit, we stay.
Easy.
Fuck, we're dead even.
Oh my god, we made no profit there.
I fucked the ambulance rigged.
The odds are not in my favor.
Technically, I'm more likely to lose than win.
Stay, stay, stay.
Stay this is an easy three-win here. Okay, we're up big
I'm getting that I'm hitting that and I'm staying and I'm staying
Okay, we're up huge right now. We just basically doubled our fucking you just doubled our fucking valid coins. Oh
My god, okay one more go one more going we leave one more going we leave no matter no matter the result
Unless I lose all six
Then we're going to go again.
Hit, stay, stay, stay.
Fuck.
Hit, stay, stay, stay.
That's good.
We're at 20.
Okay, we only profited one there.
20 Relic Pouches, though.
20 Relic Pouches is a locked chat.
20 Relic Pouches is a locked.
We're going back to spawn, and I'm gonna cash in.
I don't know how much we're able to buy though, with Twummy.
12 and 12 is an XB candy XL.
Okay, we've just wasted all of our relic pouches, but we have set in xbcandy larges.
What do we use the first one on?
Okay, our lowest level's weeping bells, we're going to use the large on weeping bell, level
28.
We're going to use another on Weeping Bell, level 38.
You too, I'm not doing me.
Graveler.
Rockblast, level 38.
Got only five more.
Licky is Licky.
Level 41.
Low ponies.
We pull it through all of their moves.
Graveler, level 44.
See, this is where I would want rare candies.
Again!
Oh.
Wait, when the fuck do they level up again?
I have them all level 44, they're not leveling up?
Are we dead ass?
Sleeping powder that's pretty good. Is this a good move set? I think it is. We go next.
Milk tank has play rough, body slam, milk drink restore half of its HPs and headbutt
that's not bad, body slam sucks.
Wake up slap.
Licky Licky.
Ooh.
Licky Licky's moves are really fucking bad, chat.
Oh God.
Like really bad.
Chat, stop doing the roulette wheel please.
Jump kick and charm, what do we unlock?
Double kick, only just 30.
What is miracle there magic moves like leeching moves the inflict body blah blah blah we'll
do double kick we're gonna go to graveler self destruct is fucking awful we're gonna
They do Discharge, Smackdown, Sucker Punch, Stealth, Rock.
They're gonna do Rock Throw.
I think that's a good move set.
I mean, chat, we literally just made this team in a day
and they're all already level 48.
This is fucking cinema.
We could train them up more.
But yeah.
All right, Josh with the Sub-Mill and Dan
Dan taking the Sub, Josh and I putting for the Sub-Maw
And Andrew's thinking this out.
All right, hold up.
Playoff on, playoff, I know you wanted to show me something.
Are you available right now about to hop off
for the day and play Marvel battles?
Play a quick game of battle battles.
Maybe be a little toxic, Marvel battles.
You said I'm available now.
Where are you?
Did somebody leave relic coins at the casino?
Uh, potentially me.
There's three pouches.
Me.
I'm going to get you.
Small price.
Yo, get your get your British
hands off my relic pouches.
Where are they? Bro, we could
I'm holding where are you making
six pouches? Where are they?
I don't know, yeah.
Lock it, lock it.
Fuck.
Bad card.
2-11s now, bad.
Bad, hit, good, hit.
Huge.
Bad.
I'm not even gonna hit the 16, I'm only gonna hit the 15.
It's a bust.
24, we're up.
Bull, you're up.
How many, like, one out?
Four.
Huge.
Oh.
You can win it back. You can win it back. You can win it back. You can win it back.
It's cocked. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's a sign to the
game. That's a sign to the game. That's usually a sign that you're supposed to leave when you
get a posh. Oh god. Oh shit.
I'm going to show you that Pokemon so I'm I've abandoned the not team evil group right
you know I have my great six but then this is kind of like my show six and I call it
the gooner gang I gotta change some of their names but uh first off we have miltang nice
Nice. Nice. Nice. Okay. Somebody's still need to evolve.
We think about, I mean, wow. I can see. I can see why it's called the goon again.
Okay. All right. All right. Hello, Pony. Okay. And then, you know, he's not, he's not looking
great right now when he goes. He's all in the evolved straff.
No, that's a tough score. That's a very, very tough score.
Blueing again.
Have you seen the XB farm in the end?
No, but apparently I'm banned, so...
Yeah, so yeah, the team not rocket or whatever.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, you guys have been banned.
But if you want to slide me some relic coins...
Buddy, I just spent all of you, which you just witnessed me lose all and I rally points there, pal. All of them. They're gone.
I believe you in the back. I'm going to go gamble these black handies. I'm going to go.
Well, uh, you know, good luck to you.
Good luck to you.
And I will win.
All right.
See you again.
I'll see you, brother.
Uh, play, uh, where should I meet you?
My place, question mark.
maybe a team not rocket tower bird Wow yeah this is where we got to do the fight
for sure look at this oh my god they basically made it I'm like right behind
find it. I'm there right now. Where the fuck is he? I got to sneeze. I can't sneeze. Oh
my gosh. Oh my gosh. Hello. What's up man? Hello. Not much. I wanted to show you the
new improved target
yeah
competing against walmart
oh my god
exactly
door literally right next to each other
yeah
like late jane might be
but now it's so we have to leave it up
infamous uh...
ring as well
red target ball
the red target ball so people can't drive into the store
yeah
oh my god what's wrong with this low-punny
They got it. They laid the concrete over top of it while I was cleaning.
And now it's just stuck.
It's just in the concrete.
Here, here you go.
Oh my god.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, we just shot for a keeper takeout.
Obviously a great story.
All items, all item prices are organized from top to the bottom.
Items are priced in diamond blocks.
Block equals that, single equal.
Okay.
But who just gave me a hamburger?
You're welcome. You're welcome, dude. Enjoy.
But yeah, you get a lot of...
Fentanyl?
You get some...
Yeah, you get Fentanyl.
Fentanyl. Holy shit.
Yeah.
I didn't realize Target sent self-pent for shit.
This one, I guess.
Yeah, you need to up your game. What is Walmart sell?
Not that I'll get some I'll get some crack going in the Walmart might need to get some crack
Yeah, I'm I need maybe be crystal. I'm not even that's maybe even some wet
You know what that is when they are so do I need to get some lean you so we didn't for now to hide
All right. Yeah, okay. I'll be
Sell the beef bar actually Joe
Are you ever gonna set up that a alcoholic business? I was thinking
When we because I was talking to you about how I really want to do like a gladiator tournament before the server
I'm sure I was thinking of like, you know potentially just doing a little pop-up shop
Where I kind of like hand out free beers and liquids for the event, you know people people in the crowd
Can you get rowdy while they watch I mess a bit a mess of it?
I can I can absolutely make the Coliseum bigger
We could do it where I'm down to do it in the Coliseum. I'm down
drink while we stream. We all just get drunk and play Minecraft.
Alright, then the server is live-standing by about two months, and now I can join you.
Alright, not 21 for two months. I got turned 21 two months.
Well, that's close enough.
Or maybe if I just don't mention it.
The last thing I want to show you, Bart, is I'm doing an auction house. It's a black market version.
So if you stand over here
If you stand on this block right here, let me activate it come back
All right, we all stand just here what's happening. Oh my god
So I think I don't know how many people could fit on there, but I didn't exactly make it wait can you
know how I was gonna say can you not come down here. Come in. Wait so you're making this into like
you're making this into like an actual auction house for people like bid on stuff. Yeah like
high like highly valuable stuff such as pretty cool oh shit it could be yet
that would really make it black market what's auction off live Pokemon
Yeah, it's like really sketchy, really sketchy sales.
You make a really dim lit room.
Mm-hmm.
There's no cigarettes in the back.
Yeah, get braided.
I'm getting a little air fog down here.
The second I see the weeping bell up on auction.
100 million.
Dude, don't let me see your lapani up on the auction block.
I'm just trying to get out of that.
Oh!
Yeah.
I should call her.
Oh my goodness and it's in red.
Oh my, what just spawned in?
I can't even see.
It was my giant Pokemon.
I could throw a Kaiyama down here and it'll like push us all away.
I could throw my Kyogre, but I don't think I don't know probably better here. Yeah, all my Pokemon fit
I'm proud of you
How do we get back up
There's no up yet
guys we can uh i mean if you if you okay never mind there's a yeah there's not a
door blocking my way i can not do this hold on hold on all right i got a
idea well yeah but again the door is on the
here we want to break the door i can't get up already i don't want to break
you get over here we can get up here oh here we go yeah come over here come over
Hey, I can see the inner machinations.
Wow, all the fucking, all the, uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, the drain is out, the sponge is all over it.
Hell yeah, I love that shit.
This is awesome.
It's pretty dope.
Thank you, man.
Oh yeah, and over at the back, that was the auto, um, stocking system you saw me fill in the single player world.
Five rare candies, there's only eight diamonds.
Yeah, I'm getting bored.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, come over here, come over here.
Any update on prices I think? Why is Target cheaper than Walmart? That's not right. That's not right.
I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to be.
Okay, so how many RKs do you have?
I don't have any stock right now. I'm gonna go home real quick and get some.
I think it's about time someone puts tax on the server.
Yeah
There's 30 diamonds
That's like a 16 weight
That's like I'm gonna start a live
Yeah, that's 20 rare candies it's five so but five goes into it right now. That's not 20
Oh wait it's 8 times 8, 16, 24, 32. I need to give you two more.
I'm gonna go strike at Richard Casino.
8, 16, 24, 32. So that's block man.
I'll see you at home if not I'll farm them for you for the next time.
Yeah well no you don't need to give them to me right now.
You can put them in my chest whatever because I'm about to hop on my rivals.
I don't need them today.
Alright.
I wanna do it next Monday if we're able to do like the little like themed fighting thing
that would be so fun because I wanna play with people with the view.
Look at him. Look at this guy. I can't even move. I'm getting pushed away. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Wait throughout the game. So is that, that's the time of this, right?
Wait, wait, wait. That's an alternative? Yeah, I think he has an alternative.
I guess he has a Dynamax one. Uh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. D-Max.
Oh, let me have a show of this. We need to get that shit jacked.
He actually has Gengarju. He ate my Walmart.
Oh, I've logged out on I need to get I need to ask Brady. I need to trade Brady for this item to make some primal
I only have a
I should have thrown my thing down for
So I only have the primal
here we go
uhhhh
I mean uh
I tried to turn this into a gun
yeah it's all yeah it is
okay this is the normal one so if I put this into it
it'll be even bigger this isn't even
oops this isn't even bigger one
oh my god
that's so cool
that's some crazy form
can you ride it?
yeah uh actually
can I?
I can yeah
Absolutely like a freak. He just disappeared beginning to hear me.
It's a little far, a little far.
Oh, hey man.
What's up? You got the game guy?
Oh, yeah, wait. Let me try. Let me try this.
Oh, for that, I need... Let me fight this purple.
Oh, yeah, you need to fight something for it.
Oh, you bitch. You're gonna fucking die.
It's so aggressive.
what is this a power spot is that a gangar is that dynamax gangar or whatever
one makes them all really big mouth my god
It's not even the biggest one. I can get a run in and see it's you be love
My coyote was freaking massive
What do you mean
Why they give us something I let him literally take it
It's not I hate it. It's all shiny. I fuck with the shiny. I like
I think I'm gonna show shiny. All right. Well, I'm about to pop off and I will catch you guys
We'll see you Joe
No worries man
You have a good
Yeah, it's fun
Oh, yeah, let's see it. Yeah, yeah
All right chat that was a bro. What is he what is he need me for
I'm checking. He said you want to play 3D3 tournament hour and 20 minutes. I won't be
on stream. How long would the tourney be? All right. Actually chat, I might play Marvel
Rivals another day on stream because I said I was going to end at four hours and we're
at 4.15, and I know I'm just going to keep streaming for like another 45 minutes,
so I'm just going to pop off.
We'll do Marvel Rivals another day, chat.
I swear.
This is the schedule.
I might do the 3v3, but I'm not streaming.
All right. I don't know.
Either way, though, chat.
I'll be live tomorrow at 4 EST.
We're doing High on Live for the entire stream, High on Live 2.
Wednesday is Poppy Playtime 5.
Thursday, I'm not live. Friday is going to be Reacts at like 2.
I'm going to be live early because I have a meeting after stream.
Saturday, I'm going to be live at like two doing Highland Life 2 as well.
Maybe some random games. Sunday, I'll be live at two doing Reacts.
Monday, I'll be live at like four next week.
We're going to do Minecraft, maybe some shit with Adapt and random games.
Tuesday, next week, I'm not live. Next Wednesday is the AHA charity stream.
Next Thursday, I'm not live. Next Friday is going to be the new Resident Evil.
Next Saturday, Reacts and maybe some of the S&P and other random shit.
Natalie's picking this up, but yeah.
WStream, go on to YouTube videos right when I end.
I'm going to be posting on the main of the gaming.
And I will see y'all later
Let's fucking raid
We're gonna raid a Kyoshod
Because he just started his stream
Yeah, appreciate y'all and I'll catch y'all there. We're going to raid in five four three two one see you guys tomorrow
Go on see you to videos