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Everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this?
Fantastic fucking Sunday everybody chat. We are doing a motherfucking react day today, okay?
I'm a little bit late. My apologies.
But we're still going to be watching a bunch of videos,
reacting to a bunch of content of the sorts.
So we'll do a rundown in a minute, chat.
Here's the schedule though.
Reacts today, obviously the whole stream.
Tomorrow I'm going to be live around 4.15.
We're going to be doing shit with ADAPT at 4.45.
Some YAP sessions, maybe some vibe talks, maybe some gaming.
gaming and then around 7 7 30. We're going to be playing super battle golf with me. The
pretty cool guys, uh, Sneag and Zuzzi and Chris. Uh, so that's the eight. Um, after that,
that's all we're doing. We're not doing the SMP tomorrow. I'm sorry. Uh, I want to
schedule an SMP day where we're able to do like an actual tournament and I know
just nobody's gonna be on tomorrow. So there's just like not really a point in getting on,
especially if I'm able to play like cool new party slop games that are out.
Tuesday, I'm not live. Wednesday, we're doing the AHA charity stream for American Heart Association.
It's gonna be a gamer challenge as well. Me, Sneeg, Killdozer, and Chris are going to be gaming
and, um, what was I saying? Raising money for American Heart Association. You guys will
will be able to affect the game through the donations.
It'll be fun.
Thursday, I'm not live.
Friday is going to be finishing High on Life 2
for the first two-ish hours.
And then we're going to start Resident Evil Requiem.
Saturday, I'm doing REACTS random games.
Next Sunday is REACTS.
And next Monday, we're going to be doing Resident Evil
for the entirety of the stream.
And then we'll go from there.
So we've got a lot of long games coming up.
But after that, we'll be grinding out some other shit.
What the fuck was I going to do real quick?
That's going to bother me, you know when you think of something and you're going to write it down and then you forget what it was
That's exactly what just happened to me
Oh my god
Oh my god, I like can't remember what was I talking about?
What was I gonna what was I talking about?
Charity. Yeah, I know I was just explaining the HH charity stream
But what else?
There's some other shit. Yeah, the react line up now that wasn't that
Well, we'll remember it at some point probably never
Anyways, yeah, that's the schedule for today slash this week
When we're done resident evil requiem will be grinding out a bunch of other games that will go from there the S&P
Yeah, we're not doing the S&P today or tomorrow
But we I do want to schedule a day where we're able to run the S&P for a bit
I just don't know when that'll be
But yeah tomorrow be live around like 415. It'll still be probably a long stream
But we're gonna be playing super radical. That's what it was. Hold up. I remember. Oh
My god
Dub that would have bothered me. Have you ever done that where you forget something and then you spend like two hours
Tweaking about what you forgot and then you never remember it until you stop thinking about it
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Check.
Here's the rundown of the videos today.
Here's the rundown of the videos today.
Some meme video about me that you guys have been
spanning. Old people reject dates on the button. Probably not going to make a YouTube video
because copyrights all their shit, but it'll still be a fun watch. We haven't watched cut
in a long time. Inside South Africa's TaxiMathia, we were going to watch this on Friday and
we ended up not having enough time, throwing some on me. We ended up not having enough
time. Then we have the greatest double agent ever, a short horror film and a semi
philosophy video on how productivity could actually be bad for you or good. There needs to be an even
balance. So I think that'll be a fun lineup. Also, before we get into it, random off topic. I've been
seeing a lot of people very upset with my Poppy play time take that I said the game was okay.
A lot of people clipped me at the end of Poppy play time going one out of 10, one out of 10,
one out of ten one out of ten and then I just say the game was ass and then they cut it
They don't actually leave in the part where I explain why and then I end up actually rating it like a six out of ten
Okay, I don't actually think poppy playtime chapter five was a one out of ten
It was bad. It was the second worst
IMO
But that doesn't mean that I despised every aspect of the game, but
I I played the game like right when it dropped almost and I said it was ass and people were shitting on me and
Then Kaso played it and Kaso said that he was annoyed that they're making a 6-1 and that they're dragging it
And then Markiplier played it and said that it was ass and that he's not gonna play the sixth one when he voiced a character in the fourth one
So now it's like oh no longer am I having a fucking shit take now I'm having yeah now it's based now
I'm having the same take the second markiplier says that it's fucking ass everybody everybody stops everybody goes
Oh, maybe it wasn't that big of our wasn't wrong
It's just I need to explain it, but you think you cut out the part where I explained it
The reason that I didn't like it and I agree with markiplier on this is that it is just
Repetitive puzzle chasing puzzle chasing puzzle chasing puzzle chasing and yes, that is what poppy playtime started out as
But it was unique when it was the first poppy playtime and there were stakes to the chase
Markiplier said and I fucking fully agree with him that the second you die in a chase scene. It's no longer scary
Because they respawn you
They respawn you and now you're going through the same trial and error five times like if you watch my playthrough
I I'm gonna post the video in like three days on YouTube
At the end. I'm just making fun of it. I'd be I'm no longer scared. I'm no longer angry
I'm like appalled at the level of dragging that it like it was tiresome
and I think so many people
love the game and
I do too. I love the series and I think that they sit there and go you just think it's shit blah blah blah and they hate on it
But I think I'm not saying this everybody
I think a majority of the people that glazed poppy playtime and shit on the people that say it's bad
Have never actually played any of the games
They've watched them and it's a lot different watching the game
versus playing the game and when you're on the fifth poppy playtime
25 hours in to poppy playtime gameplay because each one is like five hours long and
You're doing your ninth can your ninth connect the electricity
In the same game, right? I'm not saying in in all of poppy playtime one through five
No, I'm saying poppy playtime five the power cuts for the 15th time
And I have to rewire it and then I get thrown into another lore dump with fucking lily love raids
And it's cool, but it's just random and then they cut it and then they introduce another kind of character
And then it's random
Right and then spoiler alert in the end you go through this epic chase scene
And it's not epic because you have to die like four times to understand what the fuck's happening
Because they give you like three seconds to adapt and they're introducing new mechanics in a chase scene, which is just stupid and
Then you get out of it you fucking do everything right?
They say you're almost there you get there and then he throws you in a vat of acid kills you
but then Ghiblet or whatever is Gilbert whatever his fucking name is somehow doesn't get captured when he's standing four feet away from Poppy and
And then somehow in his two foot stature, Ghiblet,
in his two foot stature and his fucking taser weapon
that he sheaths, he's able to zap you awake
and somehow hoist you out of this goop, goop bat
and saves your life.
And then they drag it to sex.
It's just like, I like the game.
I like the series.
You just can't, you can't not like,
the amount of people that were like shitting on,
Not only me, but Markiplier and Caso for being like,
why the fuck are we making a sex?
And then being like, well, what about five days to Freddy's?
I never said five days to Freddy's
should have made a sex fucking game.
I have the same goddamn take about that shit.
You want, I have the same goddamn take about that shit.
I love the spin-offs that they do, right?
Where it's basically a new game.
Poppy Playtime is a continuous series, one through five.
It picks up where the last one left off.
And every time you go deeper and deeper
deeper into the lore. FNAF, it's like a string of three and then like separate series, right?
So like if you're playing, oh my god, what's the one where you're in an arcade and you're running
around and it's one of my favorite ones and people shit on it all the time, but I loved it.
It's like eight hours long. No, now FNAF 2. What's the security breach? I love security
I thought that was a great game like I thought that was a really good game and
That's dip that's separate right. It's connected, but it's like its own thing
From it and it's not the same mechanics, right? It's not that
The whole time right every poppy playtime is puzzle chase puzzle chase puzzle chase puzzle chase and after the 40th puzzle chase
puzzle chase
It's ass right you got I I'm not saying get rid of the puzzles make them different stop making me connect to the power
in the fifth game
Do something different and they do but then it just rose back to the same shit, right?
And they did introduce I did like the hands with like the heat and the cold and that was cool
right, I'm not saying that that was bad, but
It's just I'm gonna play the sixth one because I'm invested into the series
It's like watching, you know, like if you watch the first two Hunger Games and you think the fucking third one part one is ass
You're still gonna fucking finish it, right? I'm gonna ride poppy playtime till the end
I'm not saying I'm not gonna play the sixth one, but I'm gonna what am I holding a chip clip?
It's like my stim thing. I'll go like this
I'm gonna play the sixth one, but
But it's just like, dude, how many times can we get left on a cliffhanger and then it'd be two years until the next one drops, or a year?
And then I play it for five hours, and then I'm left on a cliffhanger again, again.
Right? It's ass. Like, that's not, it's just bad.
And it's just getting confusing too and so many people were like you were making fun of the prototype
Obviously, it's supposed to be a gesture. It's a mixture. Are you forgetting? It's a toy factory
Why why it's a gesture from a jack-in-the-box? You idiots. They can't make it look soup. Yes
They can do toy stories the the fucking baby doll
from Toy Story is
scarier
then Poppy Playtime's
Character
This which is a toy is
Scarier than the prototype I did like how the prototype had a piece of every previous one
Like that part of the lore was cool. I didn't recognize that until the end
But this is scarier than the prototype it is
So, PB thinking of the three, five cliffhangers, 40 puzzle chases instead of androdingis, the
final boss instead of the prototype.
I'm happy with the sum.
Yeah, dude.
Yo, I wouldn't be surprised in the sixth one.
We fight the doctor and then they introduce a bigger batter character, the owner of Poppy
playtime.
It's going to be the doctor and then there's going to be a guy above the doctor.
It's going to be a guy above the prototype.
It's going to be a guy above them.
And then it's at some point, it's like Poppy Playtime Chapter 15, you're fighting God.
That's what he said you need to be God, literally.
You're fighting God now.
And then you're now just like, okay, I'm in the multiverse.
That's what it's starting to feel like is like I'm watching like Avengers and Marvel
just delve into madness.
And it's like, that's what's happening.
I just I just don't even know that's even maggot was a big jump in the sub happy
That's not even so and I told some people say
That markiplier
Shit on poppy playtime said he's not gonna play that but he played Gartner bonbon
But Gartner bonbon is like a fun level of ass
Where like use you know what I mean where there's like games that are so stupid that they're fun
Poppy playtime is like glazed like it's peak, but it's mid and
And it like it in practice. It's mid like the lords peak. I'll give it that but the game plays ass
Like that's I would rather watch a movie about poppy playtime than play poppy playtime
The lore is cool, right? I'll say that the shit with kissy and huggy-wuggy all that's awesome
But it's like bro
I no longer give a fuck about that when I get five minutes of lore dump after I'm now just doing 35 minutes of just puzzle slop
Like and it's not like portal where it's like some cool shit. It's like I'm just connecting power
How how many times am I gonna connect the power?
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Can you give me good relationship advice?
Very, very general.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Good random relationship advice.
A part of relationship is understanding the other person's emotions and their perspective.
Not every argument is about being right.
It's about understanding the person and why they feel the way they feel.
Having disagreement with your partner doesn't mean that you guys aren't meant for each other.
It means that you guys are, you know, trying to understand each other's perspective and middle ground in some sort of compromised situation a lot of the time.
A biggest part of keeping yourself in a relationship is understanding and respecting the other person versus valuing the idea of being right over the other.
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What kind of charities do you do a lot? Uh, there's a lot of charities that I do
repetitively like app cancer American art Association
Like AFSP
Or not AFSP American Suicide Prevention wait American Foundation for suicide prevention AFSP. Yes, 988
I've done the Trevor project, but then there's ones. Yeah, PCR after them a few times
But then there's charities that'll do like one offs or if chat wants me to all around the holidays
I usually do like voice for thoughts or like salvation army or something like that, but I
Don't know man. I've done like 20
I can't really like give you specific charities because I've done I mean I just did but I've done a lot of charity streams
I usually try to do like one repetitive out of like a pool of like five or six and then I do another one like I've done like even like breast cancer
charities like repetitively
around October and stuff, but
Yeah, like we're doing AHA because they asked me to
For this month and we're doing a big event for then Wednesday
And then F cancer asked me to do something from March because charities usually have like months that they drive like a lot of like
events and they'll ask streamers to do stuff and so I'm like yeah obviously I
would because I love those charities I think they're great people and they do
great work so why not but then after I've cancer I'm doing something late March
that I cannot say yet for charity and then we'll do something in April that I
don't know yet.
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Colt, they give it a 3.
Smashing and McRiddle, that's awesome.
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Make it's edge, they give it a sub.
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Get hit by a storm tomorrow in mass.
We're getting close to 30 inches.
Yeah, we got a storm coming here too.
I saw Mom Donnie's.
It's gonna be so bad in New York City
that they're paying people to shovel snow.
Cause they're getting like two feet.
First Blizzard they've had since like Elvis was alive or something like that
But yeah, New Jersey's getting a lot to PA is getting a lot
I think all of the East Coast is getting like two feet of snow
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Markiplier made really good points
he did. Angel take it with us. I can't think of the three. I mean, I think people forget
like to people for people to shit on Markiplier's opinion. I don't want to say that like expertise
immediately equals like good opinion. But like Markiplier is has been playing horror
games longer than some of his viewers have been alive. Like Markiplier, Mark, I don't
want to say that alone just gives him the credibility. But like Markiplier has been
playing horror games for actually like 20 years like this guy knows what a good
horror game is like I'm like I would take his a lot like I don't care about any
critic like if he says the game's ass it's probably ass like that's just I
I would ride that like I'm not trying to dick ride Markiplier but like he knows
what he's talking about came for the three Bobby playtime is becoming the
And credits of 22 Jump Street, I saw Poppy,
I saw you type Poopy late time in the one comment section.
Yo, that was actually a mis-type,
but I was like, that shit's hilarious.
Judy said, Karina of the sub,
Vincent and Vani of the sub,
to ask just for the three.
Yeah, that was the tick-tock
that everybody was crashing out, bro.
The amount of people, the amount of, bro,
I had some people that were like threatening me.
They were like, nobody gives a fuck
about your stupid fucking opinion
on Poppy playtime, you absolute cuck.
Meanwhile, their account user names HuggieWugie5.
I'm like, yo, this sub, thank you for the three.
Do you plan on playing Uncharted series?
Probably not.
We can't think of a three.
Wanted to say you got me through a lot.
Community means everything to me.
W fuckin' chatter, bro.
W Bart community as well.
Thanks for being the realest man,
by the way, name's Gavin.
Well, hello, Gavin,
and thank you for the fucking 340 bits.
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BB, thank you for the three.
Chapter 83, Poppy Playtime,
of Bionicle Arms killed the CEO of Poppy play time by then the batter deity of
André Dengas and Ryan Butler are gonna be fighting us. Yeah, some of the three
I'll score for the 70s out of the three minions also the stuff. All right, don't
have bits right now. We got to hop into the game or not games the videos
no 10 bets right now bread for the subchase take it to three can you
watch the new Midwest video Senate in the video so to have JK take it to
three I just going to talk about steroids
right here it's how do you say it's pretty common but it'd be
surprised if I wasn't your only chatter has done this I'm a sufferer I
I hopped on a six week test and a fat cycle
and had a crazy transformation strength.
There's never told anybody
and it's actually pretty easy to hide.
Miles, thank you for the nine.
Yeah, I'm not saying that you can't hide
that you're on steroids.
I just don't think you should take steroids
when you're a sophomore in high school, man.
You're killing your natural hormones.
What's your Wawa order?
Right now, there's specialty panini
with it's like a garlic, turkey, mac and cheese.
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Squirt, thank you for the three.
Puppy Plays tab could have been like two games.
I think it could have been five. I think they should have ended it at five ruin. Thank you for the sub just if they give the three
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I say please don't that's that I get nine paragraph level
I need a often in the videos
The fact that you're on if you're able to do research wherever it beforehand you might even find out your need moderate doses
That's how I don't think it'd be possible to increase your bet by 70 pounds in six months
I'm not going to try when I've seen people are actually focused on weightlifting strength the 85% on roids. Just because people okay
We're not talking about that anymore. I JK. I'm sorry
I that was that was yes, there was two days ago
We were talking about whether or not I increased my my uh bench by 70 pounds in six months
I appreciate the bits. I'm just I'm not actually going to try and do that
I was saying
Realistically, I could right now I benched 270. I don't max out. I don't power left
I only bodybuild and I maintain. I don't ever try to gain muscle anymore
If I tried and I balked I think I could increase my bench realistically by 45 pounds in six months
I could bench three 15 six months I would gain 30 pounds and I would just get fat and then I would just fucking bench press a
Shitload I would take creatine again. I only take fucking whey protein and vegan protein powder anymore and fucking fish oil
I'm not on create if I started taking creatine again
I created and loaded and I started lifting, you know two hours day instead fucking like one and a half
And I ate like a shitload. I would get I could I could put 45 on the bench
Like thinking of the 3d here about Ron Dale Moore. Yes, actually literally like fucking right before I went live rip
Honestly, very sad
I'm pretty sure I don't know if it's confirmed, but they said he took his own life
Let me actually look that up ronville more for the people that don't know NFL player
Young to 25
Very sad if you're going through something get out if you need man, so that's never the answer. I
Think it was like yesterday
Yeah
That's so sad
Oh my god, but yeah, I saw it and I forget who reported on it
I think it was Gemini. No, not Gemini.
Who the fuck?
What is his name?
Some news reporter on TikTok.
You know, there's like, accounts that like, report on shits.
Oh my god.
What is his name?
Not Nettle Glen Carter.
Who's another like, news reporter, TikTok-er?
Maybe Dylan Page? I don't know who it was.
It's thank you for the three.
Sorry for the self-proma dumb decision I've done in here.
Feel bad.
Thank you for taking it like a champ and not banning me.
I'm not gonna ban you man
But yeah, I mean we're in a roblox game and you're shouting out your twitch on a fucking spelling bay
I was watching his highlights against Purdue blood number seven one of my favorite college games rip more man
Thank you for the three man, and yeah rip. That's fucking so sad. Cole. He's they give this up. All right
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Are you still gonna play? I'm not playing slime rancher man now
Slime Rancher 1 was a drag. I only finished that so chat wouldn't crash out on me again like I'm not a cunt red dead
I will never play Slime Rancher 2 that game got ass on like the last 40%
It was so boring
It was so boring it was so boring near the end of that game just because I was like speed running the fucking finish line
I'm not playing the second one. I
Need to play life is strange when we're done Resident Evil Requiem at some point
I want to play God of War call in the land at some point too. Please stop sending bits. Please stop sending bits
JK JK, I appreciate please stop sending bits because you take steroids doesn't mean you're automatically gonna get side effects
Sometimes you're just lucky. I per response are running low doses. It seems like you might be contemplating whether or not you should hop on
No, I'm not
When did it ever seem like I was contemplating hopping on steroids?
I'm never hopping on steroids, JK.
I was making the statement that without steroids, if I were to bulk and take creatine again,
I could put 45 pounds on the bench in six months on my max.
That's what I was never contemplating.
I'm the biggest, don't take steroids advocate
on the streaming space.
Like, I am not contemplating that.
I've seen thoughts in stairs.
I wouldn't try anything other than
anabolic androgenic steroids.
Thanks for the fucking tips, man.
I'm not taking steroid advice from you.
I'm not taking steroid advice at all
because I'm not gonna take steroids.
What are we doing right now?
Oh my god.
Anything else like peptides and charms basically gambling with your health?
I know.
Yes.
There's people that take steroids and are still healthy.
I'm just saying like, if taking steroids is not a side effect or health effect free
thing, right?
You can die younger from steroids.
You can fuck up your natural hormones.
might need to be on a fucking hormone replacement therapy for the rest of your life, depending
on the amount of steroids that you take and how young you are taking them, right?
You're referencing the kid that was 15 that's on a shit level or shitload of steroids, right?
That kid who's 15 and like 220 and gained 60 pounds in like four months and benches
405 now might actually have fucked his testosterone level for the rest of his life.
I'm not talking about you taking steroids for like three weeks, even then stop talking. I'm done talking about it
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Let's go. I
Didn't say what this video was about
dark life of Joe Bartoloszi. It's a fucking
The video that you guys is this an ad? Why is that on the bottom?
Or is that just like a glitch in the editing? Oh
My god, hold up. Sorry. All right
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I don't know if the system is going to be like this.
It's cooking math.
Cooking math?
It's either up or just three.
I did look up how to make cocaine tutorial when I was in middle school.
And I found one.
And it was a real, like, 480p video of a guy making cocaine in a jungle.
This is Joe Bartolofi.
Damn, I looked tan there.
most influential drug dealers in history, at least for now.
Behind this space lies a stack of questionable actions
that will soon be the cause of its own demise.
Never sold drugs, never sold drugs.
This is the story of the notorious drug dealer,
Joe Bartolosso.
That picture of me is so cringe.
["The Story of the Notorious Drug Dealers"]
Dude, I actually used to think
I was like a gigachab.
Like, I, dude, I know that I, no, seriously.
I know I say it like what like you know every other month or what every other week or some shit where I'm like dude
I used to hate myself and like 2021 like looking back at myself like 2021 2020 2019 like 2019 to 2021 me
I was a fucking loser, bro. I was I was a fucking loser
I was no actually I thought I was the shit. I thought it was so cool that I had a tiktok following
I thought I was such a gigachat love detention. Oh my god
Oh! I literally- I'm so serious I would beat the shit out of myself. From then.
Growing up in Jersey City, New Jersey, just spent a lot of his childhood looking through his trash can. It's here with-
What is that?
Marie found his loyal fan base.
Oh my god! Wait, chat! I fuck- I just saw it. Thoughts?
It's a new one! The other one broke! I forgot, I literally forgot to mention that shit. The
LED sign.
When Shin is about six or seven, the camps boarder shift.
Don't do it. Bro, I didn't say I'm only mad.
Joe studied at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for about six or seven until Joe found his true calling, which was In the Hills.
Joe would later be accused of having freaky parties in the Hills. While Joe was in the Hills, he started posting on TikToks.
His videos gained lots of traction very quickly due to the overwhelming aura produced from his jawline.
is from his jawline. After working at GMC, Joe got his job to become a full-time drug dealer.
Selling drugs in the alleyway, he worked his way through downtown, even revisiting the trash he dug
through as a child. It's here where Joe found the recipe to met the Fetamine. Little did he know
that this would change his life forever. If I were gonna sell a drug, I wouldn't sell math.
What drug would I sell if I were if I were to sell drugs I would probably well like weeds easy
but like weeds legal in New Jersey so it's like why would you sell weed unless you're just selling
it for cheap yeah I'd probably sell like acid not for profit if I if I was going to sell drugs
I'd probably sell like, yeah, like mushrooms or like acid
What does parents Joe learn how to cook now?
Apparently came concerned when crackers started gathering around their backyard
They kicked them out onto the streets and Joe became obsessed and tried to start his own drug. Oh, Steve's the worst to sell
Yeah, it's not profitable neither is mushrooms really it must your home growing them
Because mushrooms aren't that expensive
like it really depends on the type to I don't know like if you're trying to just make money the best
Okay, see now not financial advice. This is all purely hypothetical. We're talking about the drug business. I do not sell these drugs
I would never sell these drugs. I'm not saying you should sell these drugs
I would assume the most profitable drugs to sell are probably like cocaine and
And then I don't know like what were the profit margins of like heroin the more you can cut stuff
I know like fentanyl is what like people make a lot of money on because like that's a really bad
There's like a fentanyl epidemic
In the US, but like I don't know what the profit margins are on these drugs
I know fentanyl. I know fentanyl is very profitable because it doesn't take up a lot of space
So you could buy a lot and they could ship it for cheap
So you could source it easily and it's really addictive so you get you get return customers
outside of that
I don't know probably like opo like some like opioids are probably like
High-profit
Unfortunately, he became the victim of his own trap. I would get a value. I would get a value in prescription from a doctor
Then just sell that.
As of June 18th, 2023, Joe Bartolosny is no longer with us.
Some people have claimed that Joe's unforeseen death was result of stage 4 lung cancer.
Okay, see, like now that's not even funny.
That's not even funny.
That's just weird.
More reliable sources have linked his death to the time he tried every single drug.
Done, everyone.
I've done the math.
I've done the coke.
I've done the weed.
I've done all the drugs.
I've done the math. I've done the code. What is that from? Is that AI? Is that AI actually?
Is that AI or did I actually say that? I've never done heroin. I've never done that.
That has to be out of context.
I've done the weed.
Oh my God, it's from schedule one.
Yeah, because y'all keep telling me
to hop on schedule one to fucking grow shrooms.
And I'm like, that's stupid.
And like, there's no point.
Cause I've done, yeah, I've grown the weed.
I've done the coke.
I've done the heroin.
I've sold all that shit.
I've given my dealers the guns.
They've killed the cartel members.
Why am I hopping back on to sell shrooms
for fucking $30?
Like it's not, shrooms aren't profitable.
I've done all the drugs.
His death was a lasting impact on his fan base.
And it goes continues to post his TikToks.
It's almost as good as the real thing.
Joe Bartoluzzi was an amazing-
Yo, I actually might like dead ass just quit TikTok.
I post once a month now, and I post once a month now,
and I think I'm just gonna start doing like
six TikToks a year brother.
Like, it is no, don't chat.
You don't even watch the TikToks that I post.
Like, I literally post once a month and it feels weird.
Like, why am I still wearing a fucking beanie?
Why am I still screaming into a fuck?
It's like, it's like I can't leave that space.
You know what I mean?
Like, the TikTok is so different
from the Twitch and the YouTube
that like they're different platforms.
Not, obviously different platforms.
I'm saying like, it's like a different vibe entirely.
It's just like, why?
Post clips?
You guys post clips of me.
Why?
Why would I?
When there's a fucking Joe Bart 6-7 account
that posts fucking 30 clips of me a day,
why am I gonna pay a guy to fucking do that
when there's already a guy that does it
It makes fucking 10K a month off me.
You know, there's people,
there's a million clip accounts that fucking post me.
Like why would I just post my own clips
when you guys are just gonna do it?
Cause there's just no point.
Make edits of yourself, make a fan edit of myself.
That's a new low.
No.
Money, you don't really make that much money.
Being honest, I last month on Tech Talk I made $640.
Because I don't really post.
And even when I did post, like, you're not, you don't make,
you don't, I'm not saying that's bad money, right?
Like 640 bucks is fucking 640 bucks.
But I'm saying like, I don't make an income on Tech Talk.
Like, Tech Talk is just like,
okay, yeah, I make like a little bit of side money.
You know, like that's it.
Pay your mods with your TikTok earnings.
McChunky, McChunky, yeah, sure.
How are we distributing that?
Is 100% going to you?
Because you mod more than anybody right now.
Zod modded the most, Zod hasn't modded in a bit.
See, how's that all of it's going to you?
Okay, that's gonna start some beef between the mods.
Where's the money going?
Because SkullyFu and you mod the most, right?
And then sometimes there's like, you know,
Princess Taylor's here, Libby's here.
You know, there's other people that are here,
but it's like all distributed.
You're gonna pocket the cash and run.
We're never going to hear from McChunkey again.
We're going to never hear from McChunkey again.
McChunkey's going to move to Cuba after I give him the money.
I see.
Some Russian, actually, I'm sorry.
Some Russian is a top three mod.
Some Russians here all the time.
Some Russian, you're behind the scenes mod, though.
I feel like you type last.
McChunkey's a bit of a spammer.
Same with SkullyFoo.
I feel like you mod, but you don't really type, so I just didn't say your name. I'm sorry.
I don't spam as he spams nine times.
Bro, did you forget about Stonkey? When the hell does Stonkey ever mod?
There's mods that are here, too, that just don't mod.
Yo, actually fiddle banks, bro.
Fiddle banks.
There's fiddledinks, Yoshifiko. Bro, mods that don't mod. Mods that don't mod. S tier,
Yoshifiko. Actually, bro, there's like, that's why when people are like, pay your mods, I'm
like half of my mods don't even mod. Like they just, they're just here. Like they'll
Pan like one person a stream maybe make a poll once a week, but they'll watch though. I'll just I'm just side monitor
All right, you lock in bro, please we're fucking 40 minutes in a stream
Oh, we got to watch a video something even the five like what's happening in Mexico
I'll mention the biggest car tomahawk or just got killed taking a war is it actually like causing that much of an uprising
How who killed him
The Mexican government?
It doesn't say. It just says he's dead.
Oh, military, the Mexican military went to capture him, resulting in his death.
So who's the new leader like how does that work like does he have a son?
Or like a right-hand man that becomes the leader now
Who El Mencho is one of the biggest cartel leaders and her being us. All right now we're just drawing
Don't take it even the fast fibers buddies. I'm not reading bits right now. I'm sorry. I'm gonna read the bits
I'm not reading. I'm not reading them
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Hold up. Let's tap in
Also, I've been seeing okay, so I know oh my god see now we're getting off topic
You know, have you seen like the videos where people are like trying to make a conspiracy on who's like a stream industry plant to like gather info for the government?
Like a CIA like a CIA plant or like an FBI plant
Everybody bro, it's not me. Everybody says it's Marlin
Cuz Marlin just blew up out of nowhere Aiden Ross Aiden Ross. No, it's not Aiden Ross
It's not a kick streamer. Ooh, what if it was like clav though?
What if it was like clav?
Rekai? No. I don't really know who it would be people. I obviously I don't think any of these guys are actually fucking spies
But like who would you say is an industry plant spy?
I
Rekai's not an industry plant Rekai just Rekai's big he has a younger audience
He's big because of Kai too and his net group like there's reasons that Kai has an audience
It's not just like out of nowhere
Marlin as well. It's like Marlin's fairy attractive funny, you know, like people like watching Marlin I
Don't know anybody that's just like why are they big?
Burnt peanut people people trying to say bots though. I don't think burnt peanut bots
I think the burr peanut actually just like raw pools that many beers
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Thank you for the three star and simplicity for the sub. All right lock-in chat old people reject dates on the button
Okay, I don't know the last time you watch a button video 90 years old
90 years old in the dating game bro most people 90 years older in the fucking
ground. I did bring welcome gifts so you can tell your friends. He's a good 90.
Whoa, Riz. Whoa. This guy was born in like the fucking 40s.
I talked about Christine. She's a stand-up comedian.
It's not a joke. You can tell him.
We're just sats.
Oh, I thought she said sats. Sats.
No, you don't want to hear a joke from an old person.
Especially an old man. There's about a one in three that's really racist.
It's either the worst joke ever and it's like an utter dad joke that's just like cringe
or it's going to be something that's like just blatant racism.
You don't do jokes.
Oh, give me a sex joke, okay.
No, not sex.
He heard the same thing that I heard.
Sex.
S-E-T.
Slow down, Henry.
Forgive me, I'm a little on the older side,
so I didn't hear about it.
Right here, 60.
Okay.
Right here, 90.
No way.
You look so great.
Yo, he's turning down people at 90 years old. There's no way yo, he got a good ass reaction time
I'm curious and I just wanted to be able to
I
Bro I can't fathom that there are there this many people in the dating game in their 70s. I
Feel like a lot of them are like widows and widowers, you know and
Yeah, there's people that have been single or just like we're dating on and off
Maybe divorced as well, but I think like a lot of people. I think when we're
75 80 I think the majority of the people that are dating won't be widowers
There'll be divorcees because like it's like a fucking 35 percent 40 percent chance
You get a divorce in the United States if you get married versus like dying with your husband or wife, but
For people now that are old as shit
They usually stay married until they die like it's rare that people born in like the 40s get divorces
So I'm curious if like any of these people have had like three dead husbands
Dating over 70s just hookups bro side note we could sub this video in we watch a video about it previously
But this guy actually went to it. He he tries to get into like like an orgy or something at like one of these old people towns
Hold up, I gotta find a video
He goes to the 72 hours in the adult only city where they have different colored loofahs and that's like what they're into
That's a thing. It's like a town in Florida and they have different colored loofahs and like what loofah you have
Tells you like how freaky you are or some shit and they're all like 80 years old just banging, you know
You know, it was married for seven years back.
Oh God, with that old lady perfume.
Oh my God, dude, reeks.
Do any of y'all have like a grandma
that like wears a perfume that actually smells rancid,
but like for some reason they like it
because they found it like 50 years ago?
Bro, please tell me that's relatable.
Or it's like a soap or something.
It reeks, bro.
Not reeks like putrid.
It just smells bad.
Like moth balls.
But like old people like where like old women
love like really gross smelling perfume like disgusting.
Like I like not like I'm gonna throw up
but I'm just like why would you pick this?
This is like the worst one.
It's like a bat, like a rotting lavender.
Long time ago.
Have you ever had a crush on someone
you shouldn't have?
Many times, many, many, many times, because I'm...
Were they married?
Were you a bad boy?
It isn't that...
My problem is that I put outside beauty before I get to know the person on the inside.
You seem very continental.
Are you European?
Yes, I am.
I went to Prague and I was reading something where it says,
Can you tell if a tourist in Europe is American and then it said they love old buildings and
I thought, oh, yeah, Americans do.
We are fascinating.
Oh, big bellies.
Big bellies.
You'll only get that from someone that was born in Europe.
The Americans.
Wow, yeah.
I'm starting to see the age on these people because I'm starting to tap out of this conversation.
Jesus Christ.
This is a fucking snooze fest.
We're talking about architecture right now?
Holy fuck.
Where did he transition to?
Yeah, did anybody else just start like nodding off right there?
I felt like I started falling asleep.
They're coming in from the Midwest and so on,
and they ate at McDonald's or something.
Oh.
It's like the storytelling.
You're a hater.
I'm not a hater.
It's like the way old people tell stories.
It's like they got to give you nine side stories
to get to the main plot.
I found his comments about Americans being fat offensive
They are
I'm American Americans are fat
We're the fed we're like one of the fattest countries
It's like 40% obesity rate. We are yeah
I want to stand we like shit
You aren't I'm not saying I am I'm saying American
America as a whole is one of the least healthy countries for my people not in
terms of like dying young but like obesity rates it's like what people eat
I'm Sharon I'm Chris nice to meet you too have you ever done anything illegal you've
gotten away with I was a pot dealer when I was a teenager that's badass for him
wait that's actually so cool sorry I'm not trying to like raise a drug dealer
But I feel like selling weed in like the fucking fifties is tough
Like if you're like a weed dealer in like the sixties it was like it wasn't as scary, you know
Fun fact about Chris actually am I crazy to say that I feel like
Buying weed in like the sixties was probably like hippie shit
where it's like you bought it from like a guy that like lived in an RV and like
grew weed in like the woods and then it transitioned into this period where like
buying weed was like going to a sketchy house and now it's back to like you get
weed from your friend like there was this weird arc where it was really
scary to get weed and then now it's like yeah dispensary or your friend
just rose weed former radio disc jockey uh-huh let's improvise pretend you're
calling in the radio station for some dating advice hello is this a disc jockey
sir yes it is can I just talk you sir so I'm having the first date I'm not like
them I like them but clearly they're not gonna match because the video is gonna
end sure what to do the video would end for what to wear should I go casual
should I get dressed up if I get too dressed up it might give a false
impression but if I go too casually they think I'm boring what do you think I think
you're overthinking it I think I'm I don't know why so much funnier to watch
old people press the button on each other a little more relaxed than they used to
be you're you're a little too energetic too energetic yeah that's valid Sharon
look so much like my ex-mother-in-law.
This is so bro please please I'll start watching button episodes again if you just get old
people on it because this is so much funnier.
Like that's some shit only an old person could say.
His ex-mother-in-law looked like her and was also named Sharon.
I put hope in, I write songs.
Oh!
Do you have a short song you could sing for him?
Oh, why not?
Oh, I get a good song, I need it.
I am here to say my feelings.
She is pressing the button on her the second
that shit goes red.
Oh my God.
This is, yo, whenever this goes red,
they're both leaning for the shit.
you my feelings to singing I'm gonna have the take that I just don't like yeah
like serenading somebody is like I love you my hands on man
Wow, it felt like it was in the west side.
Well, I put it in YouTube.
I became a YouTuber.
Oh, you have a YouTube channel?
Oh, yes.
So he lived there last year.
75, 89.
That's the...
Oh, it kind of...
The red button, yeah.
That means you were rejected.
Oh, that's okay.
No problem.
Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Chris. Oh my god, I feel so bad cuz you're so nice
Hi, Chris, how are you?
little uh out of my comfort zone here
Wonderful 70 I might say but that is like gray hair, but great skin
Have you been married? I was married once. Yeah, like great question. Why is it why are we why are we a
I heard of the way through the video
and that's the first time I've heard that.
You guys are 75 and we're not going,
hey, did your wife or husband die?
Did you get a divorce?
Like, seems like a pretty valid question.
Me too.
For seven years.
The best thing ever came out of my marriage was my two kids.
I have two kids too.
What do you do for fun?
Doodling.
I do some art.
Oh, okay.
I do some yoga.
I write a lot.
I did write seven pseudonymous novels.
You know, one of the things I've been doing is trying to get into acting.
Well, they're both eyeing the button.
And you have to stay focused.
So it's a life for me, the art and the writing.
Right now I'm saying our hobbies and the acting is where I'm trying to focus.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
This seems to be going well.
I'll light up one more time.
Let's get some more onks going on here.
Don't press you both agreed to a second date. Oh, are we allowed to do multiple second dates? I
Like that. Okay. That's new
Don't press it
But I'm free tonight
Okay
I am Ellen sir somebody get him like nine rhino pills. We don't know if that shit. Oh, sorry not trying to be you know
I were the age of 70. It's usually ah
So not working anymore. What brings you here?
opportunity to
Do what I'm enjoying on the taxi business on the Jersey shore if I got kind of that's perverted
Bro old people, old people are like rabbits, brother.
Ask anybody that works at an old age home.
Ask anybody that works at an old age home.
Doesn't matter.
Downsized because Uber and Lyft had a relationship
with a woman and they were-
Oh wow, they have to cut, he's talking that much?
Downsized because Uber and Lyft had a relationship
with a woman and they were pretty much in love.
We met on Facebook again and you know,
that was about 20 years ago?
I know a guy, no, I have a chatter that works
at an old HM and talks about how often they have sex
and how they have to report it
because they might get an STD,
because STD levels rise greatly when you get older.
Like some of the highest STD like contracting individuals
are over the age of 75.
That's disgusting.
I know.
Imagine it.
If you have the capability to picture
that in your head. Imagine 85 year olds going at it. Wow. That's that's a bad
sight to see. I'm being very I'm being very
aegis right now. I need to calm down. I need to calm down. I don't hate old
people. 20 years ago. They just smell weird.
I'm just not. Yeah, it's okay. I was thinking the same thing. My name's Eric.
I'm from New Jersey, they asked me if I wanted to be on this show, so I figured, yeah, I'll
take a chance.
So what's your story?
Right now in life, like if you can meet some person nice like you, that's why I'm here.
Oh, good.
You've got to take risks sometimes.
Yes.
In 75, I hitchhiked across the United States back and forth twice.
I drank a lot.
I partied a lot.
I had quite a lot of adventures like that.
But, yeah, I'm gonna get a-
It's not bad. It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's been a different life.
It's not bad.
You can press me now if you want.
It's not bad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Ooh.
Do you like to dance?
I've been accused of being able to dance do you think you can teach him a quick move
Hold on now you might break an ankle
you. Hey, nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you. Do you take
here? Thanks. Bye bye. What do
you think? Let's get like a
hundred-year-old man in here.
Let's get let's get a guy.
Let's get a guy in here that
was born a century ago.
Please. Let's get somebody that's
like a hundred and three.
You can't dance. We need
So, I've got a question.
Craig, is this for me?
This guy's got flair, fashion.
You see this fit?
Yeah, what do you do?
I am a professional musician and a clinical massage
therapist.
Oh, OK.
What do you think is your most sexy asset?
Not nice.
OK, I say probably my butt.
God, I thought he was going to say something else.
I like to also think about my personality.
I would like to think that once people talk to me.
What?
What?
You wanted a guy that can dance, he's a musician and a massage therapist.
Hubba, hubba.
Somebody get Craig.
Somebody get Craig a date here.
Are we serious?
Are we serious?
Craig was the coolest guy here.
It's not.
I just like to be good people.
Yeah, he does have the sexy butt.
How are you doing?
Yeah, you could have had all that.
You could have had all that.
But now we're talking to fucking Fred.
Gorgeous.
We're in a red flannel.
Oh, thank you.
I have the same flannel. I feel like every white guy has that flannel.
Wow.
I have that exact flannel.
Oh, thank you.
You make that outfit look nice.
I would like someone my age I can go out with
with and spend some time talking and laughing about things.
Well, I like you, but...
Fred got a dome to him, bro.
Fred got a big, Fred got a big brain.
That's how my head would look if I shaved my head.
But...
Fred.
Good afternoon.
Hey, how are you?
Well, now that my feet are feeling better, I'm calling.
Get those shoes off.
I can't have Fred.
Fred, nice to meet you.
So, what did you do?
Are you still working?
I'm mostly retired.
Okay.
How about you?
I like to cook.
I used to love to cook when my husband was alive
because I had an audience, you know?
Right, somebody appreciated it.
Somebody appreciated it.
I have not dated a single person since he passed away.
How long ago was that?
Seven years.
I don't know.
I feel bad for widowers and widows
that live long after their partner.
I'm not saying like, oh, you should just die
right after your partner dies, but it's like,
it's very weird, because you feel like a level of betrayal.
Obviously, when you marry, it's like till death's newest part.
Like, that's the rule, right?
It's like, hey, after they die,
it's kind of assumed you are allowed to remarry.
Like, so I'm not saying, oh, they should feel ashamed,
but it's also like, there is this inner guilt of like,
Should I actually try and find somebody again?
I think I might see some of the other legs.
I think that makes total sense.
I think you're a super nice guy.
Thank you so much.
You remind me a lot of my husband.
Wow.
And so for me, that would be tough.
Yeah.
Yeah, too close.
How are you, friend?
Hi, friend.
Christine, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
I brought you a welcome gift, kisses.
Interesting, we already had that one liner
for the first guy.
How many bags of these do we bring?
Kisses.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
How do you feel about animals?
I love animals.
I mean, it's hard, I...
Oh dude, we need to get one guy.
We need to get that one mean old man in here.
I used to kill beavers with a shovel, despise them.
I got one dog, his name's Fluffy.
It's a big cane corkscrew.
Told him to kill anything that moves on-site.
I like.
He's the only non-human that I could deal with.
Even at that I don't like most humans to do without him.
Cats, but I, they're not my first choice.
I prefer dogs.
Yeah, what do you like to do?
I like to play pickleball.
Ooh, wow, that's a turn on for old people.
Old people love pickleball.
And let me tell you, that's one of the old sport,
that's one of the old people sports that's actually fire.
Right?
That is a fire, not like croquet or some dumb shit.
Pickleball is fucking fun as hell.
Pro pickleball cringe.
Not fun to watch.
Playing pickleball, amazing.
Play five days a week.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Somebody wants a pickleball.
Pickleball is like ping pong and tennis combined.
Smaller court, you're basically hitting a wiffle ball, but it's harder, and you use
hard paddles that are about twice the size of a ping pong paddle.
Show your date, how you courted.
It's like badminton?
I wouldn't say it's like badminton.
Am I wrong to say?
It's more close. It's like the in-between between tennis and ping-pong when you were younger or now.
So your gait how you flirted brah. Get out.
Yes, that would work. She's not charming me.
I'm getting all moist over here.
That's the worst word in the world.
I know it.
That's why I said it.
Don't hit each other.
They work well.
I'm going to let that slide.
What do you think?
You better not.
We ain't going to do it, bud.
I'm excited.
Nice.
Congratulations.
You too.
How are you, Will one?
I love how many matches they're making.
like normally it's am I am I wrong to say to when you're this age you just know
like if you're 75 you know if you work if you match with somebody like almost
immediately because you're not in this like weird like most of the button it's
like people between like 20 and 30 and it's like that's an age where you're
just kind of like trying to figure shit out you don't really know what you're
about nice to meet you my pleasure you want to get married sure oh wow I'm
trying to weed out all the people that want to get married because I don't want
to get out of this animal I don't have to hit the button no we were all sitting
outside we all decided that none of us want to get married why would you want
to do that when you can do this and meet wonderful people
I mean, you scrub your safe land.
Ha ha ha.
I love your gold or whatever that is up there in your neck.
Oh, my nice big necklace.
Oh, well, you look very nice.
All dressed up, nowhere to go.
That is San state of affairs.
What's now, what's the red mean?
Well, the red means we can either one of us can say this ain't working.
Well, the only reason I would do that is because I'd like to see who else is on the menu.
So do you want me to hit a button or what?
What do you want to hit about?
I don't know.
Let's talk for a few minutes.
We gotta wait for another red light to come up.
Oh.
There we go.
Good for you.
What advice would you give your younger self?
Bro said what's on the menu?
Like he's about to eat.
Travel more when I'm younger, son.
You know, think of longer term a bit more.
I was married, and I kind of think of who would have stopped.
15, 20 years.
Roxbax is getting hit here.
We would tell you that right now.
Financially better off.
Oh, she went for it.
He was quicker though, because of those racks-packs.
Thank you.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
I'm retired from Portland.
I was a behavior teacher.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah.
What was the least experience you had?
Man, I had this one student, gets off the bus,
bus and he starts throwing chairs and so I called his mom I said your son is
having a heart well actually called oh my god you even let him finish the story
first question is you want to get married this guy's back well you're still
on the race then because neither do I know you're married what's 82 do people
really want to get married that late.
Oh, I'm a widow.
You're a widow, OK.
I've been a widow for four years.
Oh, my.
It's tough, isn't it?
My wife died six years ago, so I'm quite happy that she died.
Yo, John says it how it is.
John says that shit how it is, bro.
I'm happy she died, bro.
Now she doesn't have to put up with all this shit that she was going through, cancer and everything.
And she's in a better place.
So I don't feel bad about that at all.
Sorry, I gotta hit it hard.
You don't have to go, you're awfully tall, let me see how tall you are.
How tall are you?
Oh well, I'm not as tall as you are, I think.
I think nose to nose.
How's the tout?
I'm John.
Hi John, I'm calling.
Alright, we got a dare for you.
Will you do a holiday shot?
I'm trying to get him to drink.
Okay, cider's great.
Okay, we'll have a toast, honey.
Cheers, John.
Very nice to meet you.
Oh, that's good.
And we got to finish that big dog.
Hey, John, we got to finish that big dog.
We ain't know how to shoot.
We ain't know how to shot.
I know you're 82, man.
You probably put down 150,000 of those.
What's one thing you...
What the hell are we doing?
thought mattered when you were young.
That doesn't matter at all anymore.
When my grandpa was alive, we would drink together,
very on vacation, very rarely.
And he'd be like, do you want to have lemon cello?
And if you know what lemon cello is,
it's like a dessert liqueur.
And it's something you usually have after dinner
to kind of like help digest.
It's like a lemony.
It kind of tastes like cleaning supplies,
but I love a lemon shallow.
And he brings out the bottle and I'm like,
oh, we're gonna have a glass.
Yo, the motherfucker pours the whole thing.
Just half of it down.
I'm like, wow.
Like I'm watching him do that.
I'm like, I wouldn't even drink like that.
And I'm fucking, at the time I was 23, now I'm 24,
But like, dude, I was like, Jesus Christ,
just putting him down, man.
Actually, dude, he would drink a bottle.
I mean, he was an alcoholic.
But he would drink a bottle of crown royal in a day.
Like, no problem.
And I'm not saying that's not good.
But like, at a guy that age, you just let him do it.
That's the take that I'm going to have.
If you're 80 years old, what are we solving?
You know, like, he wanted to be,
he would wake up, have a beer.
I'd be like, okay, you know.
Nah, you know, whatever.
And so he would be like, you wanna have a drink?
I'm like, yeah, sure.
And I knew that meant he was gonna have like three.
And yeah, out in grandpa, I mean, bro,
he would put him down, I respect it.
Whenever I have Crown Royal, I think about him.
everything. Everything doesn't matter. I was really paranoid when I grew up doing this and make sure I did that and so on and so forth.
That's me with fireball. Fireball was a sergeant in the Marine Corps for four years. So I mean, I'm kind of anal about things. And I found out me and Grampson at the bar ago. Let me get to Vegas fountain now.
I would just get a shot. He would sip it. He wouldn't take shots. I feel like old people don't take shots old people don't take shots
they take
They order like old fashions and then sip on whiskey, which is just fucking disgusting a classic thing of every guy
Every I feel like every man feels like they have to like an old-fashioned
And I want to break that narrative old fashions are disgusting
Drinking straight alcohol of any kind is fucking gross, right?
I've had high-quality whiskeys and scotch, and any of them straight is gross.
And I don't want to say that it's like this weird...
I think we all...
Like the people that are like, no, they're good.
You're lying.
You're saying that because it's like a more manly thing.
Like I refuse to believe that any singular person genuinely enjoys a a whiskey on the rocks
Cuz that's insane you're a liberal pussy, okay
Yeah, I'm a liberal pussy and I'm gonna have my Irish mule and my fucking espresso martini black
And I'm gonna fucking sip that bitch like this. I'm gonna hold the glass and I'm gonna go
And I'm about how I'm gonna have three of those in a row and my heart's gonna my heart rate's gonna be through the fucking roof
And I'm gonna blackout and then you know, it's gonna be a good time
After after my wife died that it just doesn't matter
So that just doesn't matter well, I would agree with you on a lot of things because at this point
I only have so many years left. So how much time I spent what I do with my time very important
That's what I'm saying. It matters. So I didn't do this to find the love of my life or anything else.
The love of my life passed away seven years ago.
I came to this because I've experienced something that's out of my comfort zone.
Well good for you. I think that's great.
And people that I normally would never meet.
That's right. Why not?
And it's been fun.
Do you think you two would see each other again? Would that be fine? Would you agree?
Well, I would agree, yeah.
Bro, I'm shocked. He's 82 sitting how like I would in class
Like she's sitting how like an old person would sit like this guy is like slumped in the chair
Like when you're bored, you agree. Well, I would agree. I would agree to you are very attractive
You have a nice personality and I smile. Thank you. If you're repulsed by me hit the button
No, I'm not I think your personality is great. I think you're very nice looking man
You seem to be kind and funny.
Put us on a date.
Congratulations, you two.
Okay, cool.
We have one last surprise.
We got to get married? Wait a minute.
Oh my god, Missile Call.
Missile Call.
Sure, what the hell?
Your nose got in the way.
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I'll look at the presentation tomorrow to start a stream before we do stuff with the dapped then we're doing shit with the dapped
I'll be like 415 we're gonna do the PowerPoint stuff with the dapped and then
Super battle golf maybe West Hunt and Jack box with the pretty cool guys me Zussi and Snead and Chris
Unless Neig's wife is giving birth
In which case Sneag won't be there
Same with the charity stream on Wednesday. He's gonna be there in less his wife's giving birth in which case valid excuse to not make the stream
Congrats to him. Oh, yeah, dude. He's a fucking great father, too
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Let's think of the for the five
That thing if the cell miles they give it a three to take system for mods of yours to tip specific mods
They want to pay there's like real no way to do that legally. So I'm thinking of the sub car take it in three
You can't have a tipping system for mods
Like flats of flats has that viewers can tip specific mods. They want to pay like doing a good job
Yeah, but what system does he have because if you pay somebody over six hundred dollars in a calendar year
You have to send them to 1099 tax forms
So unless there was a platform where they're able to pay mods specifically
There's no way that I would be able to transfer that money to them without giving them tax forms
Who said it has to be legal me because I'm not having my mods length their Venmos or cash apps to my fucking chat
that is
not that's like
Tiptoeing to us
Uh, did you file your taxes?
Uh, yes.
Lazy thing of the 10 subs.
Think we've got something to give you the 10 gifteds.
Paid a lot in taxes this year.
But I pay a lot in taxes every year.
Anyways.
I committed tax fraud.
Probably shouldn't openly say that.
Probably shouldn't openly say that.
You're a Twitch streamer.
I know.
Oh, you're saying Twitch streamers don't pay taxes?
Well, they can decide not to
Anyways chat next video
You did well, I mean I you pay most most streamers are paying taxes at a quarterly basis rather than lump sum
depends on the streamer, but
Yeah, I finished paying my my taxes in general unless I'm estimated to owe more or less really depends
It's hard to calculate that shit because you get about a million like most people that
Not most people everybody that pays taxes generally work through a w4
This is gonna be really boring tax stuff that most people don't understand
you probably fill out a w4 you get a
You get your paycheck taxes get taken out and then you owe money
What's a w4 a tax form so if you work a nine to five at a corporation like if you work for Amazon
You're gonna fill out a w4. It's a type of tax form and
It's basically a tax form where you're w2w4. That's what it is w2w4. I don't really know
I thought w9s
So you follow the w2w4 you work for the company you got a paycheck
percentage of that paycheck is taken out for either like welfare or or not welfare Medicaid Medicare and
pension and
Then the rest is given to you you still have taxes on top of that but a lot of the taxes are gonna be less for
are going to be less because you've already paid some of your taxes out of your paycheck because
you don't see some of the money because the government already takes it out for you.
When you fill out a W-9, you're basically an independent contractor until you're going to get
a 1099 in return, which is basically just a blank statement just saying how much money they paid
you in a calendar year. And then you use that to factor out how much you're going to own
taxes. Not only do you owe federal and state taxes, but you're also going to owe money
for pension and Medicare or Medicaid, which has to be a fair amount that you have to pay.
And so, if you own an LLC or an S corp and you're going through all these other ways,
there's, you know, ways to try and mitigate that. The average person like me is just paying into it,
you know, but there are people like higher up, like if you're like ExQC or Aiden Ross or some of those guys,
you're going to be able to like finagle the system in a better way than other people.
It's a very, very complicated thing. There's different types of write offs that you could have.
Like I can write off all my video games. That's like one of the good things about Twitch streaming
is the games that I play on stream.
If it's on stream, I write it off.
But a write-off doesn't mean that it's tax-free money.
A write-off means that I am not getting taxed on that money.
Like it's not just like, oh, I'm profiting this money.
That can't be legal.
No, it's legal.
It's a work expense.
It's a work expense.
Similar to how you have to like buy a paper
or something like.
I can't write off everything like I can't like write off like some of that background stuff, but like if I'm, you know, doing like for example the Amazon video I wrote that off that Iron Man mask.
I still paid $450 for that Iron Man mask, but I'm not getting taxed on that $450 Iron Man mask, because it's only for stream.
it for personal leisure. I don't use it for pleasure. I reviewed it for a video and now it sits in the
back of my stream as a prop. It is only for work and not for anything outside of it. So you could
reasonably write something off. You don't gain anything from it. You just don't get taxed on it.
Now there's streamers that try to write off even crazier things. Now there's streamers that
to try to write off their sports cars, which gets into this weird legal gray area, right?
I'm not a streamer that splurges on cars, but like, you know, Agent or Lacey or Ron
or Jason, like a lot of these guys buy, you know, and own three, four or five different
cars. And I don't know if they're writing them off, but a lot of the time they are
in some sort of way, usually through depreciation. And depreciation is a different, I'm explaining
this to like 16 year olds depreciation is where you have an asset that you basically write
off over an extended period of time and when you depreciate an asset and then you try to
you know if you sell it then it's like offset so usually what you would do is you would
You depreciate a car for a certain amount of time.
And then after that, hold up, we got to ban this, good.
Jesus Christ, get you out of fucking chat.
You depreciate a car, right?
And that car for tax purposes might have to weigh
over a certain amount of weight.
It might have to be a type of car.
It might have to be electric or whatever you might get.
There's a bunch of different classifications.
You depreciate a car.
Say the car costs $50,000.
You'd appreciate that car over nine years.
At the end of that time, you could either sell it
or you're generally, and I'm explaining this
to the terms that I understand it,
so I might get it wrong,
then you usually trade that in
and then buy another car to appreciate that car.
So you like perpetually depreciate assets.
When you're really, really rich,
you don't even need to do that
because you're constantly in debt.
So if you're like, if you have like $100 million,
what you do is you take out loans from banks
And these banks,
and when you take out these loans from banks,
they know that you put your portfolio
or your like house or car, whatever,
that's worth a shitload of money as collateral
and they'll give you a loan for say $5 million.
And they're gonna give it at such a low interest rate
that you lower than any average American will get.
They're gonna give you an interest rate so low
that you don't even need to pay the interest on it.
you're just going to wait till you die.
So you'll never earn money.
You're always going to have unrealized gains in a market
or through like properties.
And you're never going to actually have an income.
You're always going to be perpetually in debt.
That's why they say debt makes money.
And you're going to loan money out to a bank or from a bank.
You're going to use that to pay everything that you want,
whether it be a yacht, a car, a house, you know,
bars, fucking adventurers, whatever it is.
And then you're going to wait till you die,
though all of your unrealized gains will be wiped out
because you no longer need to pay taxes on those gains
because you're dead and that money gets transferred
to your family, they pay off the bank
and then they do the same thing until they die.
So when you're Uber rich, you've broken the system
in a way that you never pay the government almost anything.
So that's why when I say I pay more taxes
than billionaires, I'm not lying in some regard, right?
Like I pay more in taxes than people
that have 10x my net worth.
Because they're at a point where they no longer need
to earn money, they just have unreal, that's not fair.
Really?
I agree, that's not fair.
That's kind of the political discourse we have
in the United States today.
why are people over this level of wealth not paying taxes,
right?
And then they can get loans that you don't have access to
at interest rates that you don't have access to
and basically just never do anything,
you know, or never pay anything.
I'm lost.
I mean, I'm explaining it in very quick terms.
It's obviously a lot more complicated
when you get down to like the rulings of it
and like what that interest rate may be.
But like, instead of pulling money out,
what they're doing is, you know,
keeping their money in a portfolio
and sometimes they will pay the interest or whatever,
but a lot of times they'll just wait till they die,
which is usually what they do.
You see Trump was in the Epstein files.
You know, Trump was in the Epstein files
like a fucking 2,000 times,
more, I don't know the actual number,
but, Lad Toastin's and for the sad K-pig of the three.
Can you split an apple with your hands?
Yes, I did on a video.
But more importantly, or not more importantly, newer news,
did you see that all the interest,
or not the interest rates,
all the tariffs got struck down as well
that he put in place, the Supreme Court.
Two of the, I'm not making this political as well,
but like two of the judges that he appointed
voted against his tariffs.
Flex for the sub,
Congress controls tariffs, not the president.
So they said what he was doing was illegal.
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Can't.
Gabe figure for the three,
clinic figure for the sub,
I'm an accounting manager so I understand
everything you're talking about.
The real figure for the three, JK figure for the three.
Did I need to rage you?
I'm stuck at home during the holidays,
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because we're going through replacing the new ones
are experiencing now.
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Alright, lock in chat next video.
Sorry for the yap. That was a very off topic.
Inside South Africa's Taxi Mafia.
Jinxie has 115,000 viewers.
Oh, why? He's been like a big event today?
I think that we already have a lot of bosses, it has helped a lot, we finally found Noma,
our type of game that we want to apply, and now we arrive and just we don't have one.
Bro.
He's 106,000 viewers on Twitch alone. Oh my god.
Ace for the sub, it's a ghost for the sub. Bond, thank you for the five.
Dude, to put that in perspective, the Super Bowl Stadium this year had 69,000 seats.
So live, Jinxie has 31,000 more people than were in the stadium at the Super Bowl right now.
Nuts. Inside South Africa's taxi mafia lock-in. You're a loser. Okay, why are you being mean?
Inside South Africa that was just off topic inside South Africa. Joe. You're a Jew. Okay. Yes. I am I am part Jewish
Okay, now what are we doing?
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are you doing?
All right inside South Africa's taxi mafia walk in
Lock in bro throat and sub only Mario for the sub goth in a save of the sub
Can't get
Wait are these like
You know mafia or gang members that are like
like, exporting people that are in taxis or these guys wearing like fucking masks are taxi drivers themselves.
Taxi unit is the most dangerous unit to be on. I just would never take a taxi in South Africa.
He's the most dangerous unit to be on. I think it's Stoned or Shotgun.
Stoned?
Stoned to death?
I've never expected it to take such a turn. What you're about to see is the most mind-bending
story I've ever witnessed. It's by far the scariest but most necessary video I've ever
made.
South African hotels have trackers you have to wear so you don't get kidnapped.
The last thing I'm doing is resisting arrest in a foreign country.
I've spent my life in South Africa and we've been brought up to fear taxi drivers.
They aren't like regular taxis in the rest of the world.
Our taxis look like this and they're responsible for it.
I could not fathom, when I was in New York and San Fran,
how yellow taxis still exist, especially San Fran.
When I was in San Francisco, they had green cabs,
yellow cabs, Uber, Lyft and Waymo.
Who the fuck, the last thing that, why?
Because who's taking yellow, who's waving down a cab?
In the UK, I get it, because the London cab drivers
have like fucking unlimited knowledge
about their country and their city in their brain.
But like the average person in San Fran or New York,
if they're getting a car, is probably not getting a taxi,
like an average taxi.
For transport.
People, it's quick and easy, not really,
because there's so little of them anymore.
People don't really use yellow cabs anymore.
People just call it private taxi companies.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, when you see a yellow cab on the street,
I'm like, it's not like old New York, like fucking 2005,
where they just filled the streets
and you just wave one down.
You don't see one every day.
And 70% of the population to get to work.
They are known for driving like crazy,
cutting you off in traffic,
speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road,
piddling illegal firearms, driving under the entrance.
Your taxi driver peddling illegal firearms
and walls around.
And overall just disregarding the law one thing you're always told is to never who took them or get into an altercation as chances are
They're responsible for violent attacks against uberdrivers
Burning buses and trains for stealing their passengers and shutting down the city with their protest
Okay, maybe I would take a taxi if they're gonna shoot it to shoot my uber driver
Maybe if I'm in South Africa, I'm probably, if they're gonna fucking kill my Uber driver,
I feel like now you have to, like, you're gonna go anywhere.
You have to get in their car.
In just one day without minibus taxis, South Africa would lose over $116 million, which
is $2.1 billion ran due to the millions of workers stranded, as well as millions
of children out of school, and bring major sectors of the economy to a near stance.
In this video, I'll be diving deep into the taxi industry and going into some of the most dangerous places in the world to uncover the truth by getting real insights into a $2.2 billion industry that's been operating under the radar for the last 38 years.
Younger two cakes on taxi. I mean is this really that profitable of a bit
I understand like you need the taxis to make the I guess country or city that you're in function
But how much are they even making how much is an individual taxi driver a cab driver in South Africa making in a day?
Like there's no way they're charging, you know fucking $50 to go city to city or some shit rev
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But it's just bits. Thank you for the fucking bitties, bro. DC and Cupcake for the Sub-Leakey, Ion, L, Patch,
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Urnists have been shot dead.
One 200 for the Sub.
Shots are a change.
Like $1,000, the average cab driver in South Africa is not making $1,000 a day. There is zero chance.
Between the warden patches,
We're shooting at each other.
We have recovered 25 hours.
This is just one side we are constantly told by the media, so I want to find out if these taxi drivers are safe necessity for the economy
or if they are violent monsters that should be feared and put behind bars.
I have somebody that I can speak to who understands us and not better.
And that's my friend Bravo. He's from the township area where the taxi drivers operate on. Some of these areas are-
Were those all taxis? Wow.
So it was the average South African citizen not driving a car. Like they only just take taxis.
To drive as operate out of. Some of these areas are extremely dangerous but through him I'll be
able to hopefully get connected to the radio. You guys are saying yes but do you actually know
or are you just saying yes? The taxi bus. As he is very connected. The vehicles are
asking that. I want to make a video on the taxi mafia. He's South African.
Chat, I think you need to realize my accents are pretty subpar. I wouldn't even say that was a
good Australian accent if that was what I was going for. To me, South African accents sound
very similar to Australia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a tough call.
This is a very sensitive industry
and it's going to cost us a lot.
It may cost us our lives as well.
Do you have a specific person in mind?
I want the main node.
On the top, top of the top.
Wow.
But like, let me give that to you.
Perfect, bro.
Thanks, G.
This is going to be one of the scary videos to make.
While I waited to hear back from Bravo on the taxi boss's side of things,
I decided to go down to government and try to get hold of Alan Wendy,
who is the premier of the governing party in the Western Cape.
All I want to find out from his side is I need to get his understanding of it
from a big overview of running an entire state.
If he can send me his number, then I'll be great.
Okay, thanks so much.
So I just got the number for the premiere of the DA of the entire Western Cape, which is the state.
And that is as high up as I can get for information.
So, making new eight once a bit of time.
Now I'm going to message Alan Wendy and then I'll see.
Oh, he's reading it.
He's sitting there like at some politician desk.
I can just imagine it with flag.
Big pictures of Nelson Mandela.
Hey, he's typing.
I should not stay on his page. That seems too keen, eh?
Gotta be like online, but offline. I'm awful.
While I wait for Alan Windy to get back to me, I figure that's the perfect moment to speak about the paid partner.
Confirm at time. That's all I needed.
For the-
He- he got in contact with a government official in South Africa that quickly.
The purpose of legitimacy.
This-
I feel like if you're in the US, you literally- yep, going back and forth only, we tried.
Literally just off topic questions unrelated chats like brother. It's just like Jesus Christ
Immediately back in we tried you took it out. I know that's why I said we
Try not by their dinner somebody is much an impact with a little philosophical and ethical beliefs of you sniffing give the five
I'm glad I'm able to help mega pig of the three a boy taking the three ivory because this big white taxis
are called Bacca inside those cars. The furniture, uh, furniture is often terrible and uncomfortable
due to people being squished. Blade for the sub, JJ for the sub, one Fadim for the sub,
200 for the sub, uh, six for the sub.
Boom is divided directly in the middle. On this side, you've got what's God.
I was saying though, if I feel like if you're in the US, you're not getting in contact
with like your government representative that easily. Like, do you think you could
get on a call with your governor like even your state governor if you tried no I would
even say I would say maybe your mayor like you could get on call with like a mayor like
the guy that runs your city maybe maybe I would say it's easier probably to get like
a rep like a like a house of reps representative on the call then your governor by law and
And then on this side is what seems to be through research as something that's really dangerous.
One of your Senators? I would say Senators probably harder. House of Raps easier.
I don't know what to expect. I'm going into the-
Mayor, you mean what's a mayor? Mayor? Mayor? Mayor?
Oh, sorry. I need to call my mayor. Mayor. Mayor. That's what I'm saying. Mayor.
I'm off to Alan Wendy's office. I'm just gonna pull in there and like hope for the best.
What's interesting to me is with all the different forms of transport, the most unregulated
form of transport is the most profitable. And then this is like really common race,
just people hanging out the back of like what we call back to the tracks. But we
aren't questioning it. It is actually-
Dude, that's terrifying, man.
Like that with the fucking, with, with the trunk open.
Like, not all, it's not even, oh, if you get in a crash,
everybody's gonna die.
Like, bro, they're like borderline hanging out of the car.
But we call it facts.
On a highway.
These are trucks, but we have a question.
It is actually pretty fucking interesting.
That's why I want to speak to a cop.
Someone that like patrols the roads as well
and try and get into the inline.
I think that that's also very important
on a border list.
Yeah, what are they pulling people over for in South Africa?
The police outside in a second called to come in on them.
I'm nervous now.
Hello, officer. I'm here to see Alan Windy.
We've got him here. Then I can interview with him.
They have a minute to come in.
I was a program, there's nothing.
Alan, you call them good to see you.
How's it going?
How's it Alan? How's it going?
Not cool. Are you at the gate?
I'm at the gate, yes.
I'm going to call them down and get them to get you.
Oh, perfect. Thank you so much.
So they want to hold up?
No worries at all, Brit.
I totally get it.
I don't meet any Addie's residents in Cape Town,
which is also known as the White House of South Africa.
This guy's fucking rich.
Well, he probably doesn't own it.
He just gets a little over there because he's an official.
Holy shit.
Dude, how did he get this meeting with this guy?
We ran into a few things in the past.
I didn't really like purpose.
As a...
Shut the fuck up about Jinxie, please
Astro thank you for the seven my wife's 70 minutes old son, and I watch your videos every day keep the great work
Well, thank you and thank you for the support air and TL take it with us up
Greg and problem sub Levi enough to sub walk into the video rep, please not start time to people out that just spam about Jinxie. It's annoying
South Africa. I love Jinxie. I'm proud Jinxie has 300k viewers. That's fucking awesome
That has nothing to do with the how we're doing right now and growing up
There's like this idea that taxis are dangerous.
Is this true?
There definitely is a rogue element within the taxi industry.
Yes, and the law must follow its course.
But the taxi industry should actually be the first one that says,
we don't have thuggery in our system.
You can't have competitiveness sorted up by the end of a gun or a knife.
And we really are trying to get the claims going again,
because trains should be the backbone of our economic transport system.
Let me see what you can say.
I wish we had trains as the backbone of our transportation
in the United States.
I will say that till the day I die,
I need fucking bullet trains in the US, bro.
We have some weak ass fucking public transportation.
That's why it's so expensive to get everywhere.
That's why everybody needs a car.
We could have just kept building up our trains,
but then we dismantled all them and built roads
because we wanted to fucking drive everywhere.
Like, oh my God, you know how cheap it would be
to go like state to state if we have like better trains.
If at the moment that doesn't happen again,
and there's a lot of accusation
that the industry themselves are causing the trouble.
What I'm trying to understand is what is the relationship
between the taxi industry and the government?
The taxi industry is a very important component
of our economy.
Alan then explained how tensions arose in 2023
between government and the taxi industry
due to law enforcement cracking down
illegal taxis operating without permit. This resulting in thousands of taxis being
Oh my god, like somebody just getting one of these fucking cars and driving around
town being like hey I'll drive you give me 50 bucks.
The full shutdown of all the taxis was organized by the Taxi Association's in
Cape Town meaning that no one could get to work.
Unfortunately no other transport was used as people from the protest were accused of
burning buses and not allowing personal vehicles to pass the road.
The city was shut down for a week.
According to multiple news sources, this cost the West and came 5 billion grand.
Or 270 million dollars, which only houses 12% of the country's employees.
This also left over 450,000 kids being unable to attend school.
Okay?
Oh my god, the taxis carry that many people that are shut down their fucking country, dude?
Oh my god.
To your taxi rank, to see how it works, I think making a film about this from South Africa for South Africa is exactly what the industry themselves need to hear that.
Thank you so much.
All right, pleasure.
I don't know, I feel like that's so polar opposite from the US because I feel like everyone in the US household-wise has a car for transportation.
Like kids going to school take the bus, sure, but I'm saying like the broad majority of people going to work in the U.S. are driving.
Maybe if you're in a big city, you're taking a train, subway or bus, but it's like really rare that you see that.
That's a really valuable and-
So for a whole country to basically rely on that, I'm understanding now why there's like some level of like
Illegality or like crime gang shit going on trying to like control it because there's way more money to be made
Because if you were saying that in like the state of Pennsylvania, there's like a fucking taxi mafia
I'd be like how much money is there to be made in fucking uber drivers and in you know the middle of nowhere
Yeah, I'm just keep timing people out
For like 20 30 minutes meaundrabrize for the sub I don't really care
I'm gonna take it out of some only anybody just be an annoying bro just time out literally just time out like 180 people
I don't care to go meet the big taxi bus for hopefully I don't know. I didn't get back from brother yesterday
But I've been like bombarding it with messages. Sorry brother now. He sent me voice notes, which I haven't listened to
I'm just hoping to work out of this.
If this is the case, of course.
It's really not easy that I can promise you.
I've emailed.
Yo, if this becomes a YouTube video, Segway here,
my chat is so bad right now that I'm going to do this to solve it for the YouTube viewers.
I'm sorry.
We're going to turn it off for a minute here.
They won't shut the fuck up about something that has nothing to do with the video.
So we're going to actually turn it off so you can't even see them.
You're welcome.
like every single taxi service to try and I get through it that way but I haven't
gotten any needs there just shut down okay another message from brother
in jail to sum that up you got brother then you've got his main connection who's
He's kind of in jail, and then you've got another connection.
I think this guy has a say, yes.
And then he somehow makes contact
with a big mafia boss, man.
We have made contact with-
They're saying mafia boss,
but he's really an owner of a taxi service now.
Like he would be owning like a city's taxi company.
Or is this literally just like an illegal business
that's running taxi cars?
The man in jail, that's step number one.
That's a good thing.
Tomorrow's another day, I'll be back on it.
Day number six today in this investigation.
Rather than insist it would be best to meet up in person
as he started to get a bit hesitant.
Yeah.
All right.
and
We'll wait. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with even skipping the video. Go next. You know, muting chat. We'll wait.
You guys are being so bad. Like, I'm not trying to be like a teacher Bart right now, but I'm like, can we just lock in, in Sub-Only and out of Sub-Only?
No one will stop spamming. My mods have just timed out 500 people. You guys will not stop spamming about how many viewers Jinxie has right now.
That has nothing to do with what we're doing.
I don't care, right?
Like, I love Jinxie. Everybody knows I love Junko.
I don't need to know from 5,000 chatters
that he has 200,000 viewers right now, okay?
Like, I understand, but like, this is just stupid.
Like, what are we doing?
Colin and Miss for the sub, Cag, thank you for the two subs.
Cambo of the seven mercy and trade crazy for the seven for breezing me off of the sub so I think of this up
Like it's the days bro
It's the days when there's more people and I love being ever and being able to entertain more people
But it's like the days when I'm over 10k chat is just horrible brah like actually horrible
Like on bit. That's why I keep it in sub only for the whole stream like I'm just letting you guys know
Right. I feel bad. It's not trying to farm money
But it's like actually so stupid
You dead ass Joe quit being so salty about it. I'm not being salty man
I don't know if you're rage baiting but it's more so just like I like streaming because I want to have chat
interactivity during react days where we're on the same topic of the video and when I'm watching a video about
taxi gangs in South Africa and
85% of my chat is off topic questions or talking about how many viewers jinx he has
It's like why am I even streaming right like why like I just record my react at that point
So that's like I'm not trying to complain, but it's like I'm just asking you guys
Hey kid like we not talk about that and it's just the only thing that people are spanning out
So like that's what I'm saying is it's just like why am I live?
Because at that point I could just make the kind like cuz it's like chat's not doing anything
But talk about something that has nothing to do with what I'm doing
So then why not just record it is the point that I'm trying to make like I don't care that you guys want to talk about
Jinxie, right and how many viewers he has but like I
Don't like what why am I what am I doing? You know, it's just like it's just very confusing
Don't think of it. It's not Andre and ready of the sub Judy and Aiden thinking this up
He's for the sub we're gonna skip this video as well because I feel like it's just
We'll watch the other video about the old people town that I wanted to watch
and then we'll go up from there, but oh my God.
Yeah, I don't know.
In the village.
Thank you, Roger.
All right, we're gonna watch this video
and then we'll swap it out.
We're not just gonna full cut.
We'll watch the 72 hours on Adult Only City.
We're gonna watch that anyway.
Dylan and Andre have to stop.
I'm gonna go piss for a few minutes though.
Maybe some of those people will leave.
All right, coming down.
I
Put it in sub only the rest of the stream. I'm sorry mods that I kept trying to take it out
It's just any day over 10k viewers. It's impossible to have a chat out of sub only
Madison and vexing but sub alive and taking it to pray
Love your videos. Thank you
Spooky and junk up the sub don't the sub chat. I love streaming. I love you guys as a whole, you know, like it's just
There's days where like I'm like goddamn dude like kid like fucking 4k people leave so we could actually have like a feasible chat
Because it's like that's why I throw it in some only because it's like dude
You guys just span about shit that has nothing to do with what I'm doing
It's like the most ADHD like brain rot like it on like literally unable to just stay on topic
Like I understand I get off topic, but we're yapping about shit that has actually
Nothing to do with what we're talking about. We're watching a video about taxi gangs and people won't stop spamming about Jinxies view count
Like what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
And then I take it out of sub only and it's just questions about like hey, how do I gain weight?
Hey, how do I brother?
Stay on topic like
Like I get asking random shit when I'm just yapping
But if I'm watching a video about like something don't just be asking random shit non-stop, please
Louise thank you for the three. Have you ever heard of the game video such that give such that if you have anybody's
I'm watching him to play. I'm sorry man. I anti-zero Richie and what to this up drew thinking this up
We're doing reacts today tomorrow. I'm gonna be live at 415. I'm gonna go over that fucking PowerPoint that chatter sent me
And then we're gonna do
Stuff with adapts maybe some gaming with adapt as well
We have super battle golf with the guys random shit Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesdays the charity stream for American Heart Association at like
Four Thursday. I'm not live Friday. We're finishing high on life to starting resident evil Rockweam Saturday
He's going to be reacts random games next Sunday reacts and then that next Monday
We're gonna do resident evil Rockweam the whole stream will go from there. I have cancer
Charity stream in March turbo and airs for the sub
So they said yeah, just putting I mean that's why I cut back on stream bro
because like days like this is just so fucking annoying like I it's just like
like, like the people come to watch me and then they're just like, let me just try and
annoy Joe for four hours. Like it's like, dude, just fucking leave, please, like leave. And
they're like, Oh, you don't want my view? Now I don't because you're unbearable. Fucking
literally fuck off. Like, please, like I would rather, I would rather it just be
like a nicer community versus you just being a no actual pestilence to me the
the entire time, like, the amount of chatters that will literally just gap for three hours
in my chat and just purposely just trying to be annoying.
It's like, I'm like, hey, can we not yap about that?
And then they go, oh, let me just be annoying, like, I just don't get it.
Conor, what's up?
Fartin' Heirs, what's up?
I don't want to say as well, like, the European viewers were acting better.
But the day that I went live early on Friday was a react day, and chat was awesome.
I don't know what it was.
We still had the same amount of viewers.
Chat was amazing.
I had it out of sub only.
There were 10K people.
And it was great.
It was great.
There was no problem.
It was like, there was obviously shitty chatters.
There's shitty chatters every stream.
But it was like, I don't know what it is, man.
But it's like, when I'm streaming on the EST time,
it's like, dude, I'm telling you, it's literally,
it's the younger, stewing audience members
that are just so fucking annoying.
Like, I just can't deal with it.
Like I don't know I
Beth thank you for the sub Luke thank you for the sub law thing of the three
Richie take it in three. I'm sorry. I'm not reading bit done. I was right now lock in
Lock in we got to get I don't want to just yapp about chat right now
It's the 12 year old boys just people in chat. They're just trying to be annoying man
It's like Jen alpha kids dude. Oh my god
Cuz my average audience members like fucking 17 18 on twitch
It's older on YouTube like I people that watch me on YouTube better like in the 30s man
It's just like on twitch. It's just like kids better just trying to be annoying the entire time. I just can't I just can't handle it, bro
Oh my god. Oh my god
All right lock in now
Joe being a just again, I'm not being a just brown
But I mean I wouldn't be surprised at if I start streaming earlier just to avoid the annoying crowd
Richie taking the three cliff of the sub. All right
Yo lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in
Lock in please. I just I just want to move on from it, bro. Let's go
I was even said
Or you know what I should do
I should just intertwine a philosophy video every other stream and then and then all the fucking annoying ass people would leave
It's like you know what it is bro, it's like I think there's a there's a
actual Joe Bart viewer people I was literally talking to like a YouTube rap about this and he was explaining how like there's different types of fan bases and
It's like there's a mainstream audience that only watches me because I'm there's popular clips of me
And then there's like actual fans that watch me every day. The annoying people are those mainstream viewers and
Sometimes those mainstream viewers become actual fans
But it's like stream hoppers, bro are like the clowns like they're just constantly annoying and like you could see I lost 2k viewers
They all dip to another streamer and they're doing the same fucking thing
They're in another streamers chat right now being annoying and like all that's all they do
For five hours is just go into a nut and it's just like they jump they jump ship and just go to another streamer
Just be annoying. I'm like holy shit, bro. Oh my god, truly the sub like they're not real people, bro
It's like it's like how are you an AI that's just like let me be as annoying as possible move on move on the majority
You guys are awesome, right? I want to say that I love my fan base. I know I have a shitty chat at times
I think you guys are fucking great. I think the people that are annoying aren't actual fans of mine
I think they're trend hoppers that just try to be fucking annoying on purpose the actual people that rage bait me
in chat that are fans, it's like a tasteful rage bait, right?
It's like a fucking, like, like a mccunkey rage bait,
you know, it's like fine dining versus the people
that are just like lemmy span, like those people suck,
you know, like I don't like those shatters, like you guys
are annoying me sometimes, but it's like a good rage bait,
right? Oh my God.
Move on, truly, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in.
We're done yapping about that shit.
Let's go.
72 hours in an adult-only city.
This is the villages Florida.
It's a senior citizen community that's known as the STD capital of America first glance it looks like a paradise for retirees
But this place is a reputation for wild parties secret symbols and wife swap
They will not have sex they'll be naked out in the open oh my god, bro. That'd be traumatic
You just drive you got you go down the wrong you could take the wrong GPS route on Apple Maps
You're driving through some city and you're like
Why are there? Why is there just 80 year old naked people all came around?
Oh, okay, so I went there with one goal get invited by a swinger to their house and see get into a swinger
Get into an old people or G goal number two. These rumors are actually true
What happened to me while I was there you get invited to an old person's house
Could I see what color loofah you have?
They're actually scarred me for life
We're at the first gas station that I found in the village. Yeah, I hate that shit
So I know gas, yo, scanning the idiots,
2.99 and 9 tenths of a penny, $3.
$3.
Not only is it 2.99, 2.99 and 9 tenths of a penny, 2.999.
That's $3.
In what world is that you could,
if you're buying like hundreds of gallons,
you're saving pennies.
that I found in the villages.
You ride through the housing developments
and you see the garage hair quite open.
It means they're swingers and come on in.
Really? Yeah.
A person who engages in group sex
or swapping of sexual partners.
But do you think that it's like,
I don't know, man.
I feel like you think those old people towns
are swingers, like wives and husbands,
or you think it's just like an old people community
where they're just like, all fucking.
I did hear about Swinger.
I know there's Swinger parties
It's not just in Florida and like these old people towns
There's swinger parties ever and they call it like a key bowl or some shit
Where like the wives will just grab a key and whoever's key they grab is the guy they're going home with that night and so they all swap
Just catch a trespassing charge tomorrow
This is the first you get unlucky. Is there like a requirement of like attractiveness for like a swinger party?
because what if there's like
Gertrum, Gertrum is one of the men there and you're like, fuck, nobody wants him.
You pull the fucking Hyundai and you're like, oh shit.
I pulled off already hearing that it's like Swinger Vilsack.
I couldn't believe it.
I was like, you're kidding me.
And then it came online and I was like, okay.
Wait, I didn't think it was true bro.
I put this on the internet thing.
I'm actually going to be f***ing the a** tomorrow.
what what and somehow me saying that would have been the least of my concerns
because one folded over the next 30 minutes actually scarred me for life
you just passed a golf call that had a loofah
hang two seconds down the road before I even get it
apparently people here use subtle symbols to signal what they're into
Adirondack chairs in front of their house sometimes signals that they're
Swinger's different color lose an Adirondack chair is just a good chair
What's an Adirondack chair, bro, how does that mean that you're a swinger that could just mean that you just like you like the fucking
Lounger chair what I
Feel like we've watched a video about this town like two years ago or some shit
But it was like more informative than this guy trying to get into a party
novices and beginners
Purple voyeur and people who like to watch
Oh, fuck no.
Some guy in a Batman suit in a closet.
Soft swap? People who like to do it with others in the room?
Who came up with this color coding system?
What was the level of full swap?
Mid-level swap where people want to have fun but are still nervous.
Full swap, those who say they'll hell with it, let it all go down.
Teal, bisexual, those who want to increase their dating chances.
Oh my god.
What have you just moved into this town and you just had no idea?
Lufa's hanging from their golf.
You just coincidentally just have teal Lufas.
Cards, upside down pineapple.
There's so many other things, but...
Everybody starts getting real buddy-buddy with you.
You're like, wow, this town's really friendly.
Outsiders, it looks random, but the people who know know it's a code.
Look like they're two. They're everywhere.
Oh my God!
When we got to Airbnb at the center of the villages,
I started to realize what I was really in for.
It's mostly, shriek of f**ks.
No, like I'm not even driving it, shitting me like a wall, and my nose is burning.
Bro, the people that were here before us actually just destroyed them.
To buy a house here, you have to be 50-
Dude, I'm not gonna say that they don't clean Airbnb's well, but like, I genuinely believe you could like-
If you were to Airbnb for like four days, you could piss on a bed, let it dry, and leave, and they would have no idea.
Like they're not cleaning shit MC. Thank you for the five gift it's cringe for the sub proud
Thank you for the three
Good for the sub recon thank you for the three gg for the sub sassan a pos thank you for the sub top
Thank you for the three here in a t-52 for the sub five or older and no one under nine
Actually just destroyed to buy a house here
You have to be 55 or older and no one under 19 can live there permanently walking to an air be
Yeah, that's not that's not necessarily of a swinger community like in an adult only
neighborhood is very common in every state over 55 is crazy it's not like
there are there's a lot of communities where it's like over 55 and your kids
that's what it is like then over 19 permanently is because your kid has to
be at least out of high school to live with you and be that was trash the way
it was was definitely just don't want kids in the town a surprise
Do you know how many old people I've probably
Oh, you're right, bro.
What the fuck do we just find?
No, this isn't a room.
It's a chair.
No way.
Yeah, there just comms names everywhere, bro.
You're gonna get a black light in this room.
I'm not, yo, on God, I'm never booking an Airbnb
with bed sheets like this.
This is an old person home.
Not only is this not homey
not homey and inviting. It feels like it's haunted and I guarantee you they
don't wash anything in this room. Nope. If you ever see, yo, yeah, they got that
cock chair in the corner. Why do they have a lounger? Yo, actually, why, when
am I ever sitting in that chair in a bedroom? Oh, what the f*** do we just find? Oh, no.
And the more we went through this house, the worse every room got.
A terrible foul smell of old man in here.
No, I don't want to stay here.
This is really not bad.
As long as you're so bad, Bugs.
Is there white stuff on the dresser?
Whoa, you stopped pointing things out.
It's probably just ice cream.
It's probably just ice cream.
If I just spilled ice cream.
You're always coming up to an STV.
Dude, stop.
Impressive.
Stop.
I wonder how much you think this Airbnb was a night.
It's like a two-bedroom...
Oh, why?
Two-bedroom fucking Florida home.
probably 150 maybe 200 bucks a night dude Airbnb's are expensive
we're four years we just thought this is like a swagger place yeah is that true
you'll see the um the that's what we heard yeah that's very much true you
know how we could get in on that I'm walking through the first old person in
golf cart so so there any parties tonight okay I wouldn't recommend going into any of the hot tubs
really oh god and what do they not clean them you get to get like a bacteria infection what is
that called that you could get that from an air bnb or just like dirty hot tubs in general
It's like a type of rash. Hot tub rash.
Pseudo- Pseudo- Pseudo- Monus folliculitis is a- is a hot tub rash.
And you can get them from like dirt- no it's not rainworm.
Is this rainworm? Also shave the stomach brother please.
Oh
There's literal stage on our bed in this Airbnb
Really? You wanna see? I'm not that sounds too weird. That's how you will find them more often than you would think go to the pool
But don't go in the hot tub. Oh my god. Why do you say the hot tub?
It's because they're not cleaning them
And as I walked inside you're supposed to like drain a hot after every guest aren't aren't Airbnb
You're supposed to like drain and clean a hot tub.
You started getting weird.
I just saw this.
We're gonna be great.
We're just the ****s every day.
This can't be real.
The more we realized that it was an actual safety and health violation to stay there,
we went to a nearby hotel and boy-
Dude, I'm gonna see a YouTuber try and get one of these parties so bad.
You're just with Claudia, 78 years old.
Let me tell you.
She's a teal, Lufa.
This hotel might have been the Jack Pembroke Jack Pembroke
That would be hilarious him trying to get into one of these best thing that could have happened
He'd be like go with me
There's a level of being too deep to back out though you and Jack should go me and him are gay couple with teal lufas
You know, you're in the bedroom, you know, Robert has the Batman mask on.
He's already stepping in the closet.
You can't back out.
I'd be like, Jack, man, you got to take one for the team here, big dog.
I'm like, yo, I'll sit in the cock chair, man.
I'm not doing it.
I'll sit in the cock chair, bro.
I'll say I'm into that.
I'll say I'm into that.
I'll say I'm into that.
I'll say I'm into that.
I'll say I'm into that.
After thoroughly inspecting our hotel room, we went to bed for the night, because tomorrow
would be a traumatizing day for me to say the least.
Right now I'm buying luffas to help with today's game plan.
I know these luffas all have different meanings.
Oh my god, is he actually going to try and get into a party?
Depending on the color, and they indicate what people are into.
Want me to jingle your bells?
So as I walk through this Walmart, I get bombarded with looks by old people who either want to get with me or think I'm a creek and looks right now.
I would think of the freakiest freak.
Oh my goodness.
Someone's going to probably approach me.
Why are you laughing?
Oh because it could be you're doing stuff for bathtub or to be the villager's thing.
The villager's thing.
That's the name for it.
The villager's thing.
What are you doing?
Do these mean anything?
Any of these colors?
I don't know.
I'm sure someone in here yeah, you can look it up on like okay good
Okay, so I came here with the plan of investigating this to see if it was real. I'm a little bit over my head right now
What is the pineapple for again?
What is the pineapple people are looking at me?
Oh my she knows the old lady. Oh my god
Oh my gosh, it's you again. Oh my gosh, it's the Door Dash writer.
What's up, man? Is this what we're thinking? Is this looking?
I'm never one of the yucking ones young. I don't know anything about it.
I don't either. I described the first thing I saw.
I love the open-minded exploring.
Thank you. Well, I'm personally probably not exploring. I'm just interested in other people.
No, you're exploring, big dog. You're gonna put up that teal-loufa.
That's really cool.
This is an attraction device, literally and figuratively.
We're here for he knows the mission our goal here is to have somebody invite us
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's your in that's your in right there greg
That's that guy's name
He's saying you want to come to one of the parties tonight. Yeah, that's I see the pineapple
The gold so we're gonna have a nice little trinket here at our dashboard
Okay, that's actually how we're gonna hang
The gameplay is super simple. We're gonna drive around all day today with my front windshield looking like this
How often do people actually stop you will anybody say anything? I'm very curious
I have to find out after about five minutes of driving. We saw this car with what looks like yellow loofahs. Can somebody please?
Bro, can somebody please get Marlin to go to one of these cities and not tell him that this is what it's about until
Until like they're in the party
That would be so funny being like yo Marlin we're gonna go to this villages place. There's gonna be a great IRL streaming there on its roof
And this is just they're all inviting me over. He's like dude. Everybody loves me here
It's the beginning because as I was walking around getting shot to the town listening with some of the parlin and Lacey
What a great stream idea Marlin and Lacey go to the villages the locals had to say yeah, but you got to commit to the bed
I just started working here
And the lady was like, you better be careful, they're going to come get you.
It was terrible.
Depending on the color of Lufa, if they have a Lufa in their golf cart, there isn't what they're into.
I don't know if I'm going to curse on your butt.
They'll have s**t out in the open.
Oh really? And you've seen this before?
I'll be on break.
On your chairs.
I forgot the khaki pants by the ankles, just in the alleyway, just doing it. No f**king way.
Carol, just sit on the sidewalk and do it.
Now of course I didn't believe him in the moment, but after a quick google search I found
a bunch of news stories from 2018 and things like this add fuel to the fire for the online
debates of whether or not all these rumors are true.
And people are talking about STDs and swingers, no they're definitely not true.
No, no, not that I'm aware of, no.
People have called this place the STD cap-
It's like Fight Club, you know, you can't talk about Fight Club, somebody leaked it
one time, you can't be doing that.
It's like first rule of the village is don't talk about the Blufa parties.
of America but that rumor started from a single news report years ago and the internet ran with it
nearly 150,000 residents here it makes sense that every lifestyle std capital too bro that would
suck dude you get fucking like lamidia from like lucile would exist somewhere but i wanted to see
how real the swinger rumors actually were and when i encounter later what's like an old old
people names will actually haunt me forever i've been walking around for about 10 15 minutes
It's trying to talk to people.
And it feels like every old person I've walked by
are just ignoring me.
I think I look definitely like an outcast.
Sharon Dorothy Gertrude, Patricia.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So you're gonna be a young, strapping, fit, young man.
But I did bring something in case of this scenario here.
If you didn't know, upside-down pineapples
are typically associated with swingers.
So if there's any way I'm gonna attract a swinger,
wearing an upside-down pineapple
would probably do the trick.
Maybe the shirt being buttoned wrong.
I see the extra creep.
You guys like my shirt?
Yeah, very nice.
Does this fit?
Do I fit in right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Keep looking at it.
Bro, you look like a narc, man.
They're not going to invite you to one of the parties, bro.
You've got to really fit the bill, dude.
You're like, I'm weird.
I have a feeling this is not actually a thing that really happens.
You have a camera on your fucking chest.
You're wearing a flannel over a hoodie, and you have a mic on your body.
It's more such as this.
With that in mind.
How would you know?
Because he's got to wear a wire.
I watch a lot of John Kiriakou.
I got to fucking invest into this bit man.
I created a rule that I have to abide by the entire time I'm in the villages.
I am not allowed to take off this pineapple shirt no matter how embarrassed I get.
So I walked into the local restaurant to see if anybody would come up to me.
Oh my gosh, I need to be put down.
Yeah, this is crazy.
And I remember walking through this restaurant and seeing the amount of people rubber-necking to look at my shirt.
And how mortifying it was.
Up there, it's the most thing that I've done.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
go to sit down. I'm quickly spotted. And after about five minutes of
ordering food, I've got a new set of eyes on me.
He goes, let's go time. Okay, walk in, walk in, walk in.
Thank you so much. Oh, yeah, I did. I got a little Wal-Mart.
I got an estimate of their swimmers I'm like shaking I don't think this is actually you can't just do you can't just ask them if their swimmers
It's gonna be like a code word you freaking real
Is the barn red?
I think that's scripted I'm sitting here and my camera was off. I was just sitting here waiting warming up
It's freezing out lady comes up to me. I love your shirt. I feel disgusted. I'm gonna go to church after this
All right guys, we're out just curious. Why'd you guys like my pineapple shirt?
Great other one you want one. I heard there's like swingers out here
Just front it like that
Are you guys slingers?
Are you guys slingers? Is that why you asked?
No, okay
Jamie Mike sounds good. Yeah. Yeah all the time if I see you guys around the square
You know what I'm talking about, Matt.
Yeah, go on.
John, good to meet you. Good to meet you.
Great to meet you guys.
You got strong hands, Mike.
You got strong hands, Mike.
I like that.
I'll talk to you guys later.
Holy, holy, holy. Holy, holy.
I need to run to the door.
Dude, I gotta throw this away.
I gotta leave. I gotta get out.
Oh my God. Did you hear anything that just happened?
You have no idea.
I can't even...
Yeah, so we might just walk around this village square right now
And have three a throttle coming up to a to link up later
Oh, very good. Good to see you guys. Very good
You guys learning about the loofahs the colors and the loofahs
Oh my god, they don't know they don't they're not gonna give you info, bro. They're not gonna give you info. You're obviously a rat. Oh
Okay, I heard I'm missing something. Yeah, apparently the people put like loofahs on like that. Oh my god
Why are we explaining this to an old person? I'm just gonna be like, oh no, dude
They probably have a Lufon one that's probably their golf cart right there out of rondeck chairs and in their cars
And they mean different things apparently
About that you know what the colors are. I have no clue
Purple blue white
That's for a generation after the generation after you guys
What generation are you guys? I'm not surviving last of my day. Okay. How old are you?
Anyone 81 hello, you wish too old. Okay. Yeah
No, I don't think they're lying.
Well, we come down every year, but...
Oh, they're snowbirds.
Okay, yeah, they're not a part of this chat.
She admitted it?
No, I think she was just guessing color.
Where about Wisconsin?
Wisconsin, okay, we're from New York.
Oh, okay, I know.
I was gonna say it's better down here, but not today.
Okay.
Yeah, it's pretty freezing.
I think we brought the cold down here.
Yeah, we should hold you responsible.
Yeah, it's our fault for sure.
You can hold me responsible tonight, Mike. Let me tell you
Sounds good on me on me. I'll be here tomorrow
All right, sounds good
All right sounds good
Where's the nearest church? I'm only about one hour in since putting on this shirt. I'm gonna say is I don't know where this video
Is taking me I don't know where I'm gonna end up. I heard this is the Swinger capital of America
Oh, yeah, what do you know about that?
Maybe he had a party. He's had a drink in
After talking to multiple people and only hearing that it's all completely true, I finally
bumped into some people who had something else to say.
Well, I was just I wore this I went into a restaurant
I was in 10 minutes of me sitting there an old lady came up to me asking about my sure
Yes, that's exactly what I've been saying
Normal it's not this but every person I've asked besides you guys said yes, they've seen it firsthand
So I don't know
Okay, so every village here in the village is what what is this the coolest woman ever
What do you mean?
She's like in her late 50s early 60s playing Pokemon go in the iPad coming to the square for the pokey spot
Okay, so every village here in the villages has one of these towns square iPad grandma, okay during the summer these times
Times squares are filled with people every day from around five o'clock to like nine o'clock and then eventually shut it off.
I've been told that there's bands that perform here and this is kind of where all the swingers come and just normal, you know, regular couples.
To meet each other, hang out, have a good time. It is a 55-plus retirement community. Not everyone here is a degenerate.
Did you hear about the whole like, Swinger theory out here? Apparently there's a lot of swingers.
No, I haven't heard that. And I'm not one.
Everyone here looks so happy and jolly.
That's one thing I'm sure.
There's a bunch of gated communities just like this behind me.
I don't know if you can see that.
And there's a bunch of these golf cart only roads.
So all of these gated communities are kind of like linked up together.
And then there's the main roads.
Which honestly, there's not many people driving.
Probably because old people hate driving.
You know, they just drive their golf carts to these city squares.
Yeah, look right here.
Village of Bridgeport at the lake.
It's so quaint.
It's very quaint.
It's like everybody here lives their life.
And it's great.
It's like paradise.
in the summertime when the weather is horrible here in Florida and it's riddled with mosquitoes
and it's hot and it's humid. Good afternoon folks. The sun still hasn't set and it's time
to go bowling. Fiesta, fiesta bowling. Oh that's a spot to find some fucking old people dude.
Are you serious? The bowling alley. Wow what a pick. What a spot dude. Wear the pineapple
shirt in the lane. What do they say? You're either really good at bowling? You
impress one of the ladies with your bowling skills. That's for you Lucille.
Finger bang, roll 205.
Or you get plus. Oh yeah. That'll get him laid. I'm bowling for about an hour and a
half and absolutely nobody came up to me. I kind of look like an idiot wearing
this pineapple shirt but everyone there was extremely nice. I spent the next
hour and a half driving around the villages trying to find pineapples and
people's front yards, loofahs hanging from golf carts,
and flamingos plastered in people's yards,
which all are indications of swingers,
and I found absolutely nothing.
But what I was able to uncover later that night
would honestly make me question everything,
and I'm kind of scared to even show you.
Time to go for a stroll.
Goin' to the center of the town,
we're gonna see if we have any strange experiences.
I've already got an aspect of one couple for drinks,
and they asked where I live.
Let's see if anything else happens.
I have a feeling now people are getting tipsy.
Do I look a little bit silly with this upside-down pineapple shirt? Is it true?
Can I leave with my get-up?
You get up? I know, it's freezing here.
I'm like actually cold if you look in the northeast.
We are never going to love your upside-down pineapple shirt.
What do you mean by that?
We're going to love it.
Why is that?
You know what?
So it's true.
It's true.
I've been told that by the internet that it's not true,
but here everyone's telling me it is true.
All right, the shirt's not the truth.
You have to have the pineapple in your mouth.
I do have a pineapple in my car.
Perfect.
And Lufas.
So we went into the bar that she told us to go into and let's just say what happens over the next 20 minutes
I cannot go it's all old people
Holy shit like I know a lot of like restaurants and bars
tend to be people like over 50 in general, but like this is like I
Understand it's the city's like 55 and over dude like literally everybody at every chair is like 70
The amount of silly looks I got in literally two seconds of coming in here is scary.
Dude, you gotta start fucking doing some laps, man.
You gotta start scoping the area.
We are inside that bar right now.
You gotta start sherpin', man.
You told me to go in too because there are swingers.
Everything's fine right now.
I'm fine.
Please tell me a joke!
You know who would do this is Chris.
I think I could dead-ass convince Koshard to go to the villages. Yeah, not Joe.
I'm not Joe. I'm not Joe. I'm Matt, but people call me Charlie.
Badger, she just aired me out. She's just like Joe Barr.
Charlie. I'm Charlie.
I'm Charlie. I'm Charlie.
I'm Dolores.
Dolores.
Dolores. That's an old woman name.
I love that name. Beautiful name.
Who the money you drinking?
Water.
I'm the DD for tonight.
Oh, she's gonna try and get you drunk.
Oh, I can't believe it.
Charlie.
My name is Matt, but people call me Charlie.
Charlie?
Okay.
I have a boyfriend.
I don't need a bunch of guys calling this sex symbol.
Well, you got one right here.
Oh, there you go.
It's Charlie.
Oh, man.
Charlie.
It's his name.
Why is that?
Do I look familiar?
We have almost 33 in March.
I will be.
I can't believe it.
You don't look a day over 29.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have my boobs on, so don't spread no more shit.
Okay.
I want to see you on a dance floor.
Oh, I can't.
I used to dance every dance floor.
Oh, I can't because my back is shot.
On two, I got scoliosis surgery.
When I had three surgeons said I can't do anything.
Really?
Oh, I hate that.
I got back and shoulder surgery, too.
I say every year I'm closer to being fully biotic.
Oh, yeah.
Like a robot.
I'm gonna need that soon too, it's probably otherwise I'd be out there shaking my shaggy
Swinger Cop with America, is that true?
I have a lot of your shirt for here.
Thank you, why is that?
I heard this is a Swinger Cop with America, is that true?
I'm gonna park center here for 23 years.
Oh, he's gotten into some of these fucking parties.
be honest. Buddy's been a bartender here for 23 years. I'd say give me the inside scoop
pal. What are these parties like?
I know, I know. It's a solid move. I keep seeing you here. Look at that my shirt.
I heard it's the Swinger capital of America. Is that true?
I would say Swinger but you know, it's a good place for singles.
I'm going to put your singles.
Okay, okay.
Singles.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm not.
I don't want to live by these two.
Oh, good evening.
How are you?
Good, good, good.
How are you guys?
Good.
What do you guys think about my shirt?
What I think of your shirt?
His button's been correctly.
Yeah, it's good.
I've been inside and some people are coming up to me because the upside on pineapple.
I wore this by accident.
I know there's a meeting to it.
I'm not going there.
You're on your own, aren't you?
No, no.
Wow, so they all know, but like some of them are about it, some aren't?
No, no, I wasn't asking. I'm just saying.
No, so the joke is...
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you guys, seriously.
All right, don't be a dick. Interesting.
Yeah, you guys have a good night.
I think...
You're in the wrong neighborhood.
Oh no, what are you gonna fucking hurt me?
You're in the wrong neighborhood. What are we in Kensington?
What the fuck does your stupid ass comment is that?
You're in the wrong neighborhood. Shut up.
I walked into a conversation.
Shut up. I would have been such a dick. He was so nice.
You shouldn't have at the wrong time.
We heard there's a lot of...
Could have just said, I don't really want to get interviewed.
Could have just started out with that.
Swinger's here, so what's up?
What's up?
It's a pineapple?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what are you doing yet? We're trying to find swingers right now.
Swinger? Yeah.
Hey Gramps, you want to hit the Eiffel Tower?
Hey Gramps, me and you. Me and you tag team brother.
We're going to be the dynamic duo later.
No.
No.
Not yet, not yet.
Hey, you want to learn?
I really couldn't get mad at bro because I really did just walk into that one myself and I'm watching this back
I realize how bad I look and well, it's it's out there. I mean every night now
So anyway, I've been here in the villages for the past three days
And if there's one thing I could take away from this it's that all these people seem very happy like look
There's a sense of community. Everyone shows up. Yeah outside now outside that one couple outside
Seems like they got denied from one of the parties and they were upset about the pineapple question. I mean god damn, dude
That felt weird
Up in their golf carts
Their golf carts are all very friendly. I definitely ran into some swingers
But I don't think everyone here is that's like unfair to just say like general generally
Well, he was filming and shit like I think if you just showed up wore regular stuff
And maybe like the pineapple shirt or whatever and was just like hey, I think there was a chance. They would like let him in
all right
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Next video chat
I might go pee again real quick
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Yes, I heard about that.
For the video, started in 2022,
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Guys already have like 22 million.
That's something that I've been thinking about Conor
is not homeless by the way.
He has a house and stuff.
I don't really know what you're telling me.
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What if Mr. Beast is filming a video
that started in 2022, the guy refuses to leave the room
and the guy is already up 22 million?
That's probably not happening.
Mr. Thank you for the 1,000 five-year bitties.
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Next video, the greatest double agent ever.
Let's get it going.
There really is nothing quite like the element of surprise.
When the Allied forces appeared over the horizon on the morning of Gide, it completely caught
the Nazis off guard.
They weren't ready for such an enormous attack, at least not here.
According to German intelligence, an attack was expected to take place 150 miles away
in Kalei, and so most of their troops had been moved to defend that location.
While the Nazis were defending an empty beach, the Allies stormed their way into
Normandy and ultimately-
I didn't know that Normandy Beach would have been more heavily armored.
Like, obviously you learned about the shit in, you know, history class, you know, World History 1 and 2, but
I always thought that, like, D-Day was as bad as it would have been.
That's a fun fact.
Yeah, I didn't know that they thought that they were gonna be storming a different beach.
Like, and the fact that they had that little troops in Normandy and it was still that much of a massacre is crazy.
He went on to win the war. The Nazis had been tricked, and it was largely thanks to one man who had spent years trolling them from his own home.
By feeding them correct but useless information, it led them down rabbit holes, slowed them down, and ultimately tricked them into losing the war.
Wow.
Because you're telling them, you're not like lying to them
so you, because then they would just know
that you're a fucking double agent.
So you have to tell them something that's like half true,
but it's kind of useless,
but it's good enough info that like, you know,
they still want to keep you on their radar.
This man had no spying experience.
And yet with sheer charisma and imagination,
he managed to win the trust of Hitler
while simultaneously becoming Britain's best spy.
before the outbreak of World War II.
I always wonder how double agents are even made.
Cause I know how like CIA spy recruitment's done,
but how are you already a spy for one country?
Oh wait, no, that's what it is.
You're a, you're originally a spy, say for the,
for this case, he's probably a spy for Britain.
And then he, they say, hey, go become a double agent.
And so then he has to go, you know,
to Germany or whatever country that they need him in.
And then, you know, what is a double agent?
Somebody that's a spy for two nations, but actually sides with one.
And so they feed the info that they gain as a spy to the country they actually side with.
While pretending to be a part of the other one.
Maybe it's the opposite.
Where you like, betray your country.
I don't really know.
I feel like it probably varies depending on the person.
Seven on for the sublattles.
Think about the thousand, but he's brother turned 22, he had catcher once before.
Pd again, I'm donating to bone marrow to him later this month. Wish me luck. I was running if you shut on my instant
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I have cancer number one, and I hope that the donation of bone marrow goes well
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I I do just only tilt to five base charities
I've always done that. I've explained it a million times. I'm sorry, but I don't I don't do promos
I don't do go fund me's at all. I'm sorry tomorrow. They give it a sub
Spain was having its own civil war between Craig. Thank you for the three
Just because even if it's like not a go fund me and you want me to promo your insta to pay for that then
People do the same thing and it's the you give one kid a donut in class
You have to give everybody a donut in class. So it's just like I can't pick and choose
It's if I do one I do all so I do none
The Republicans and the Nationalists.
No one despised the war more than Juan Puyol Garcia, a chicken farmer from Barcelona.
His farm was taken by the government, his mother and sister were kidnapped, and he himself
was forced to fight.
He hated the extremism of both sides, so when World War II came along, he was determined
to do something to stop the Nazis.
He went to the British Embassy in Madrid and offered to start spying on the Germans.
But the Brits were suspicious and turned him down and so Puyol had to come up with a different tactic
This time he went to the gym. He just flat out walked
He flat out walked as as a man from Barcelona
He just walked into a British embassy and said I want to spy on Germany for you guys
I did not think it would be that simple
I thought he would already have some sort of connection that roped him in German embassy
Pretending to be a passionate Nazi supporter that worked for the Spanish government
At the time, the Germans didn't have a reliable spy network in Britain, and so they desperately
needed all the help they could get.
Puyol was hired.
Wow, so he first and foremost worked for the Nazis before betraying them.
Well, he had the goal to betray them, but still was working for them first.
They gave him a code book, a bottle of invisible ink, 3,000 pounds in cash, and told him
to move to London and start spying on the British.
Instead, he moved to Portugal and simply pretended to be reporting from London.
Using nothing but a map of Britain and a tourist guide from his local library, he started
talking about the places he was visiting and the things he was seeing, like military training
exercises on Lake Windemere and warships leaving the Southwest.
In between all of the military sightings, he filled his letters with mundane personal
details like going for walks in the center of London, visiting local cafes and even
mentioning when he was feeling ill.
Bro, what? This guy was fabricating everything to the Nazis, and they just believed him.
That's fucking crazy. I know it's the 1940s and there's like lower tech, but still.
He's not even a double agent at this point. He's just fake working for the Nazis and lying to them.
To take things even further, he started creating a network of sub-agents that were supposedly feeding him information from all over the country.
There was the Swiss German businessman stationed in Liverpool the Venezuelan student in Glasgow the Portuguese man living in Wales and the pilot
That had agreed to carry his letters from London
Each agent had a detailed backstory and family members that pull y'all talked about at length
Of course, none of these people actually existed
But if the Germans ever called him out on anything his sub agents could take the blame since they were the ones reporting the information
This guy's a fucking genius didn't they say he was a farmer in Barcelona
How does he just know how to do this?
He goes, oh, let me create four fake people that could fucking that could fucking take a dive you missed bets
Please don't send bets right now chat. I'm sorry
I'll read the bets, but please do not send bets right now
Please do not Jackson. Thank you for the bets
I want to thank you because you may have these better my grandpa recently got a cancerous tumor possibly
Well, I've cancer in the chat. I hope that it's not cancerous. I'm sorry to hear that man
Uh, Jackson, thank you for the three. Lock in.
Each letter was so long and so detailed that the Germans started to believe him.
The video's kind of skipping some shit because they're rushing the story.
Well, yeah, because this was probably over the course of like five years.
They even started sending $500 a month to pay for his network of agents.
That motherfucker was getting paid to lie? What?
It's $11,000 in today's money.
But this...
He got paid $11K a month?
Bro, oh my god, not only was he helping the Allies, he was hustling money out of the Nazis.
For equivalently $11,000 a month.
Was only the beginning.
So far, the Germans were impressed with Puyol's work, so they started asking more specific
information.
That's when things took an interesting turn.
In his third letter, Puyol sent this report back to the Germans.
A convoy of 18 ships left the port of Liverpool on the 28th of March.
They were headed for the island of Malta.
Although Puyol made the whole thing up, by sheer coincidence, a fleet of warships had
actually left Liverpool around the same time.
But before his letter ever reached the Germans, it was intercepted by Britain's intelligence
agency, MI5, sending them into panic mode.
A full-scale manhunt was launched to try to track down this mysterious network
of spies, but unsurpassed.
Wait, so he just made some shit up about a warship fleet,
happened to be right, the Brits got it, and then went,
oh, this guy's good.
Why is this not taught about in history class?
I feel like this is the shit that people would be like,
oh my god, this is fascinating.
This guy's just lucky as fuck too.
Surprisingly, they found nothing.
It wasn't until he doesn't even live in the UK, he's just making shit up off of a fucking
tourist guide.
They really started reading through Puyol's letters that they saw something odd.
According to one of Puyol's agents, people in Glasgow will do anything for a leader of
wine.
This sentence gave it all away.
A leader of wine?
This really didn't reflect the typical Scottish drinking habits, and Britain never used
the metric system.
The Brits then learned that the Germans had actually wasted time and resources trying to
hunt down Puyol's fake convoy of ships heading to Malta.
What, and then they recruited him?
It became clear that whoever was writing these letters, they were feeding the Nazis false
information to confuse them, and it was working.
MI5 were so impressed that they tracked down Puyol and decided to turn him into a real
British spy.
And in April 1942, Juliol moved to London for real and was given the code name Garbo.
Now with access to real-
And now they could actually give him real, useless information.
So he's no longer just fucking lying.
Heal military information, he was about to take his trolling to the next level.
But what type of info would you give a country that's actively in war, that's useful
enough to where they don't rise suspicion, but it's also not harming your own people.
Because like, obviously, the final thing you would do was the day of Normandy where you
would lie to them and they were like, oh, that info is shit.
But like, what are you telling them that's good?
Account info?
Yeah, maybe like training, just like giving them stuff about like, it's something they
would be able to find anyway, like how many tanks they have.
but even then that's useful enough to where like them they would be able to counter that.
The Allies were planning to launch a surprise attack on the North Coast of Africa,
where Nazi forces were gaining power. And so over the next few months,
Garbo started dropping very specific hints, suggesting that an attack was instead being
planned for Norway. One of his agents saw military mountaineering drills taking place,
and Canadian troops gathering in the east of Scotland. Another agent heard rumors of Russian
troops advancing westward. Without ever mentioning Norway, he gradually painted the picture that
it was the likely target, drawing the attention away from Africa.
Oh, so he never flat out says like he's saying shit that is true, where there are Canadians
in Scotland and they are planning for certain things. But he never, he never says for where.
Hitler himself was particularly worried about this attack and ended up moving hundreds
of thousands of troops to protect the Norwegian borders.
Garbo's next move was a stroke of genius.
With the African invasion set to take place on the 8th of November, Garbo wrote another
letter to the Germans, this time detailing exactly how the Allies were going to carry
out the attack.
He dated the letter the 1st of November, but purposely held on to it for another
week.
The letter arrived in the hands of the Germans on the night, but it was too
late.
Oh my god!
No, there's no fucking way!
So he tells them, so they just go, oh it just got late in the mail.
I wish we had this sooner.
The day before, the Allied forces invaded the...
That's so fucking smart.
Because then they'll just still keep alive.
...the North African coast with over 100,000 men.
The letter had all the correct details of the invasion,
but it was simply too late to be of any use.
The Germans, however, were amazed by Garba's work,
We are sorry it arrived too late, but your last report was magnificent
Over the next several months Garbo continued adding more members to his network
Yeah, but there has to be a time where they actually get good info from him or eventually
They're gonna be like this guy's a con man
Even if he is telling them good info like that or like vague shit that they're making the wrong assumptions for
You know four years down the line
They're gonna be like we've actually never gotten any good like battles off of you bringing the total to 27 spies
Of course, all of these agents had to be paid and by the end of 1943 the Germans were sending Garbo over
$100,000 a month to fund his network. They were so pleased with the information that
100,000 then or now and was he pocketing this or did he have to give this away a
100 grand a month for people that didn't exist if that was 115 K
150 K in 1940 today
No
It had to be 115 K today
It was 115 K today because 115 K then is 2.6 million dollars now
And there's no way they were giving him 2.6 million dollars a month
They, they were probably giving him like whatever a hundred and fifteen K now in 1940 would be
two thousand six hundred dollars.
Yeah, they were giving him like three K a month that he was providing that they stopped
hiring new spies in Britain.
The network now in full swing.
It was time for Garbo's masterpiece D-Day.
Managing this whole operation was incredibly difficult and it would have been a lot
easier if he had Udu.
Oh my God, if he had UDU today's sponsor!
messages via encrypted Morse code instead of letters. Garbo would first write his message
in Spanish and break up the message into clusters of five characters. Then, consulting a code
table, he would change each letter to jumble up the message. An operator would then start
typing out the jumbled message into Morse code, which would be transmitted over radio
to the Germans. With the ability to now send even more information, Garbo began
and sowing the seeds of doubt that would make D-Day an enormous success.
One of Garbo's agents who worked in the London Underground claimed that the tunnels were
being extended towards the southeast and that ammunition was being moved down the tunnels.
Another agent saw assault barges gathering at the port of Dover and convo-
Bro, but I feel like you couldn't do this today.
Just because there's so much fact checking that goes into spies and how cautious they
are and how cautious the countries are into their own spies, you would get fucking killed
instantly.
Like if you tried to do this after 9-11, they would fucking bomb your house.
Like the next day that you gave them shit in for me, the second they found out you
were a double agent, bro, they're fucking killing you.
Boys of Canadian troops arriving in south.
No they wouldn't.
Thampton.
Garbo Hams.
Israel would never let that happen.
began inventing an entire army of U.S. soldiers and reported large numbers of them gathering in the
south. Well, Israel has notably like historically just like actually bombed a thousand people to kill
one. East. All of this. So, yeah. Activity pointed towards a massive attack on Kalei. That was one
of the things John Kiriakou said in one of his interviews was like in his experience with Israeli
spies and just the government in general they were like openly willing to just like
wipe out a small neighborhood to kill you.
Like, no problem.
It wasn't like, hey, we're gonna call a hit.
Like, no, we're just gonna blow up everything
and then kill you.
The closest point to England.
In order to back up Garbo's lies,
the Brits started planting real evidence
all around the Southeast.
Fake airstrips were cut into fields
and hollow wooden planes were.
That's not true.
Man, let me google it.
Even recently between October 7th and November 17th of 2023 is rarely military drop 600 destructive
2000 pound bombs the capacity to damage hospital infrastructure kill across several images injuries
hundreds of meters away from hospitals.
if they like it historically I'm talking like even like 15 years ago like if they knew where you were
Like they're just bombing you I'm not saying the US hasn't done that either but
Pleased at the side
German plane that my point the the thing that I'm trying to say before that chatter
Blooded in that I got on this off tangent rant
Is that like if you were to attempt to do some double agent shit today
It's a lot more complex than just flat out lying with info
Like, you're not going to be able to just fucking feed them this shit for five years
before they find out.
Like, they're going to fucking find out a hell of a lot sooner.
Started bombing these fake sites, so they knew it was working.
A gigantic, fake oil storage facility was set up in Dover, and photos of King George
visiting the site were placed in the local newspaper.
Hollywood-style movie sets were used to turn modest boats into enormous battleships,
and inflatable tanks were placed everywhere.
They had built up an entire army of fake soldiers, vehicles, and supplies that compli-
Wait, I gotta rewind, what?
To turn my paper.
In photos of that, just planting real evidence all around the southeast.
Fake airstrips were cut into fields, and hollow wooden planes were placed at the side.
German planes started bombing these fake sites, so they knew it was working.
A gigantic fake oil storage facility was set up in Dover.
and photos of King George visiting the site were placed in the local newspaper.
Hollywood-style movie sets were used to turn modest boats into enormous battleships
and inflatable tanks.
Why would- why did- why did none of us ever know this?
Why were we never taught this?
They fucking f- they built fake tanks, ships, and planes
to trick the Nazis when they would fucking scan the area above us.
I was taught this. I was never taught this.
this. In the US I was never taught this. Replaced everywhere. That we made fake tanks. They had
built up an entire army. Nazis did the same thing. Really? Fake soldiers, vehicles and
supplies that completely distracted the Germans from the real preparation that was going on
for Normandy. The goal was- But then where are they actually preparing the shit where
they're not going to see it? To convince the Germans that even when the Normandy
attacks began, the real and much larger attack would happen later in Kalei.
Amazing.
Oh my god, so they would delay their, so they would keep delaying and delaying the fact
that they had to run troops to Normandy until it was too late.
The British intercepted a conversation between Hitler and a Japanese ambassador, where Hitler
mentioned that the first attack was going to be a decoy and that they were really
preparing for the second attack elsewhere.
By this point, it was clear that Garbo's messages were now landing directly on Hitler's
and he was believing holy fuck dude you're just a random farmer in Barcelona you
end up convincing Hitler of like one of the biggest attacks that occurred in
World War two was gonna be somewhere else everything whenever Garbo told them
about movement in the southeast the Nazis would move the pin on their mat
they made the crucial decision to move hundreds of thousands of troops to
defend Calais that was hundreds of thousands of troops that wouldn't
be in Normandy.
June 5th.
One day before D-Day.
Although the German radio operators usually signed off at 11.30, Garbo insisted that tonight
they should listen out for a message at 3 AM.
Big news was expected from one of his sub-agents.
At 3 AM, Garbo reported that vomit bags and rations had been handed out to soldiers.
This could only mean one thing.
The attack was about to happen.
But hours went by and no response was received.
The Germans had gone to sleep.
The Allies rocked up to Normandy at 6.30, completely undercover, outnumbering the Germans by more
than three to one.
It was a brutal day, but the Allies managed to secure their entrance into France, and
over the next six weeks continued piling troops, vehicles, and supplies in through the beaches
of Normandy.
I feel like he's still downsizing how many fucking people died in Normandy.
Like D-Day was a bloodbath, Normandy death count.
The Normandy campaign resulted in 425,000 allied
and German troop casualties.
On D-Day, in the first day, which is D-Day,
4,414 allied personnel killed in the first day.
And that's basically just on the beach.
Like, dude, they had a run onto a beach that had spikes.
Wait, let me actually just look up an image of D-Day.
Because they have pictures of it.
D-Day Beach Spikes.
They had to run onto these fucking,
I don't know if this is actually D-Day,
but this is basically just an image.
I don't know if this is the actual image,
But I'm going to use this as a fucking photo.
They had these spikes that they can't bring on
like tanks and other machines onto the beach
because they would just block it so you had to go on foot.
So they would drop you off in the water over here
and you'd have to fucking run out.
This isn't actually fucking Normandy,
but this is just the example.
But they had these like concrete fucking,
what are they called, bunkers,
with like just straight up machine guns with Germans on them
and they would literally just go
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
and just kill people, mow them down.
Until the allies got close
and they would fucking throw a grenade in the fucking bunker
or go into the flamethrower and kill you.
Amazingly, the Nazis refused to move more troops to Normandy
and in fact ended up sending more to defend Kalei.
They shot 2,000 bullets a second.
Oh my God.
Waiting for the second attack that would never come.
Every letter, every detail.
How would you know you weren't there?
Historians?
Every lie and every truth had been boozled the Germans.
And it allowed the Allies to recapture Europe
and win the war.
Despite the defeat, Hitler was so impressed
with Garbo's messages that he was awarded the Iron Cross.
At the same time, Britain awarded him an OBE,
making him the only person to receive war medals from both sides of the same war.
After the war, Puyol feared that the Nazis would be looking for him,
and so he faked his own death and moved to Venezuela.
And just like that, he was gone.
Amazingly, this whole story would have never been told if it hadn't been for Nigel West,
a rider from London.
He was determined to track Garbo down, and so, he got hold of a Barcelona phone directory
and called every Juan Garcia in the area.
As you can imagine, there were many.
Eventually, Juan Garcia is probably
one of the most common names in Spain.
One of Garbo's nephews picked up the phone
and helped him make contact with Garbo.
40 years had gone by, but after a lot of convincing,
Garbo eventually agreed to come over to Europe,
where he visited Normandy and realized
just how many lives he had saved.
Bro, what the fuck did you just send me, bro?
I'm going to do the war and I'm going to have to go to the battlefield to fight for the
objective.
Yeah, that's wild.
He provided so much for the allies in the war without ever, you know, putting boots
on the ground.
I can work
Thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next video. That was a great fucking video
That was a great fucking video
Now he got a medal from both sides kind of amazed me. Do you think he kept the one from the Germans?
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West on some other random shit with the guys
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Saturday reacts, random games, Sunday reacts.
Monday, next week, March 2nd,
just Resident Evil, the whole stream.
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Just adapt to anybody else.
Now me and him are gonna do like a YAP session together
at the starter stream.
Probably around like 4.45 or so.
So I'll just YAP for the first 30 minutes
then we'll talk to him,
maybe play some games and then around seven or so.
we're gonna do like Friendslop.
Marry him for the sub.
All right, let's go.
Method, short horror film.
Hey guys, welcome back.
For those of you who are new to the channel,
my name is Matt and I am a professional dog walker.
I love dogs.
You know, you can actually make
crazy fucking money dog walking.
Those are the types of videos that I watch
at like 2 a.m. when I'm bored.
There's like New York dog walkers that make like 500 dollars a day dog walking
But they walk like 15 dogs at once not 15 like five, but they're walking like 15 dogs in a day
It's crazy. I actually think I used to be one how though. I don't know
There's like a lot of there's a lot to it
I could actually probably link to the video that I watched a lot of you guys
I have like two separate YouTube channels one for stream that I watched up on and then my own personal one because all my own
Unrecommendation shit is like boring informative stuff.
It's like a dog walking business video.
Oh my God, I don't even know what it was on,
but it was this woman that was like,
I'm gonna try and earn money dog walking.
And it was imp, it's like, in practice,
you're like, oh, you just gotta watch, walk dogs.
Oh, no.
Cause you have to know the type of dog,
how to train them, how they act.
You have to, you know, remember their allergies
or whatever the fuck,
You got to walk on multiple miles,
so you're doing physical work too.
And you have to like bounce all around the city
to get them in a certain amount of steps.
Oh, it's fucking, it's hell.
One in a past life.
And tonight, I'm going to take you on one of my runs
to show you some of my methods
on how to get the coveted five star review.
All right, let's do this job together.
So I just accepted this one earlier today
and I've just arrived at the address
and the owner actually said that he-
Oh no, is this how this is going to be?
He's going to go pick up the dog
the dog's gonna be gone, it's gonna be something else in the house because they always had that
was one of the one of the parts of the video I thought was so weird is that the the dog walkers
in New York have a key to their fucking a client's apartment the trust you have to have in somebody
to give them a key because they walk the dog when you're away so that's part of the the
craziness of the business is you have to get them to trust you to give you a key so you could walk
into their house when they're not there to come pick up their dog and you know exercise it.
Who the fuck gives a dog walker a key? Somebody that's not there. Like I would never do that.
Anyways that's definitely what's gonna happen here. It's gonna be a fucking skin walker.
Dog's gonna be dead. The channel, very cool. But seriously, praise and reviews like that,
They really do mean a lot to a guy like me. All right, so it says that the stars in yo
I had such a bad experience on I'm gonna pause a lot
Sorry, he meant he when he's referenced the five-star review really got me going
I had such a bad experience at a restaurant the other day that I actually almost reviewed it on on yelp
and at that point I literally had to take a step back and I went
Don't turn into an uncle. Don't do that. I
I was like I can't I can't become a Yelp reviewer
Like I look at Yelp, what is Yelp?
How people review like businesses and restaurants and stuff.
And I almost, I almost gave a restaurant like a two star.
I reserved it, I asked for a corner seat.
They put us by the door and it was cold.
There was one bathroom in the entire restaurant
and there was like about maybe a capacity of 100 people
stood in line for the bathroom for like 15 minutes.
There was like somebody vomiting in the toilet.
I was like, what the fuck is this experience?
The food was all right, but a little overpriced.
I was like, ah, I'd give this place a three star tops,
you know, add like a 4.8.
I was like, disagree with that.
Why don't you do it?
Because Javi, if I gave them a three star, I would feel bad.
There was one time where my driver was falling asleep
at the wheel on Uber and I gave him a three star
and he was falling asleep.
He was biting his thumb to stay awake
and drifting into the other lane.
I should have given that motherfucker one star.
He should have gotten fired, right?
I gave him a three-star because I felt bad.
I was like, dude, I'm giving you a five-star
even if the experience is subpar most of the time.
Poby, he is 30 pounds,
and he's a four-year-old shepherd mix.
He loves cuddling and watching.
Oh, you little puppies, you little puppies.
Cuddling and watching.
I love Lucy.
Aw.
Says he is shy and can be a little overprotective
of his home who isn't,
but just play fetch with him
and he'll love you forever.
He's about to walk in there, it's gonna be some dude in a dog costume.
Ruff, ruff, ruff.
He's like, yo bro, you're not a dog.
Ruff, ruff.
He's a cute little guy.
Let's go meet him.
Method.
Let me show you the dog walking method.
Okay, so this one's gonna be pretty easy.
It's said that Toby has plenty of water, and so I just need to feed him and then take him out afterwards.
Also the owner texted me and he said that he unlocked the door for me remotely
Not liking the vibe thus far
Dogging at the door there's already a lot to be played. Nope not doing that Toby
Toby oh fuck come here, bud
What are you talking about AI?
There's been no AI in this video.
At least thus far.
This is just a guy who's vlogging himself.
What do you mean AI?
It looks like AI.
How does this look like AI?
Toby?
Toby?
I guess he's hiding.
I did say he was shy, so...
Oh, does that smell?
Oh, God.
He's gonna be a dead dog.
Oh, no.
Oh, Toby, drop! That is not a fucking dog turd.
That is a huge shit.
Yeah, that can happen.
Man, that is large.
weird i think it's supposed to be a little guy
oh god not sure how he managed to pull that off but
yeah i'm gonna deal with me walking through the streets of san fran when i
see a fucking turd on the ground i'm like that's not dog food that later
three scoops please
if toby is hiding please bring his food to him
how the fuck is with the hiding?
or find him if he's hiding?
yeah so what you saw back there on the floor
That happens more than I would like, unfortunately.
The cleanup is not fun,
but it's going that extra mile
that gets you the good review, so.
Going that extra mile that gets you the good review,
I think that's the bare minimum.
The dog shit on the floor, pick it up.
What?
The dog pooped on the floor.
Wow.
That is a lot of food.
Yeah, sub only.
chat I just complimented you guys for being better after chat was dog shit and now we're
just spamming AI when I don't see any AI. River and A if they give us a sub ZX and 239 if
they give us a sub Zin they give us a 3. You get a lot of snow, yes. Love and Mary
they give us a sub. So let's lock in here. Thank you.
It says three scoops though so let's go give it to them.
Three scoops is it? That is a shit load of dog food dude it's gonna be a human
man. Hungry Toby? Coming up with your food. Toby? Let's turn some lights on in the fucking
apartment. Why don't we? What are we doing? Oh, please keep the lights off. Help Toby
stay calmer while I'm away. Hell no.
Lights off, helps Toby stay calmer while I'm away.
Okay.
I'm just turning that shirt back on, bro.
They ain't no. How the fuck are they gonna know I turned the lights on?
They got a ring doorbell camera inside.
I'm sorry, they ain't right.
Okay.
Really, really striking for that bottle.
There you go.
Up the stairs.
all by myself into the dark
yeah I'm starting to get tired of this
where are you
I feel like most short horror films I'm not that scared
it's so dark
you guys see a face
Toby
was that a dog?
come here buddy
what was that noise?
I'm not looking at my screen
Tobey's not in the bathroom.
You hungry?
Okay, soon. Oh, no, that's not sound like a dog.
Turn the lights on!
Tobey?
Oh, there he is. Hi, Tobey. I thought it was a small dog that thinks big as hell!
What?
Wasn't it supposed to be like a brown dog? That thing looks like a fucking cane corso size dog. That's not real
That's not real. Maddie thinking of the tent gift. It's next to the sub
You're a little bigger than your dad said. Yeah, let's put the wrong info in
It's all right. I've got your food. I'm your friend
See?
Oh stop come over here
Oh, it's okay. Your dad asked me to come by.
Oh, Jesus.
Alright, it's okay.
So, the app requires me to take a photo, so I'm just gonna do that real quick.
So I can see the picture submitted.
What the fuck? Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm drawing that motherfucker! I told that shit!
Shit I said it's gonna be a human in a fucking costume. It's gonna be freaky as shit. He took a double the floor
I'm punching his ass in the face. I am knocking him out cold
Hell no that is a man in that suit
Dude no kick him. He's on the ground. I
I'd say you shit on the floor before I came here, but I wouldn't stop thinking about that
That was a person in the dog costume imagine he goes so this is actually fairly common in the dog walking business
So there's a protocol on the app that we're supposed to do here and I've had this happen. This is probably the third time now
What do we do?
Yeah.
Dude, where is he?
Bro, can we stop slow peaking corners?
I mean, have we ever played Rainbow Six Siege?
What are we doing?
Ah!
It's still there!
Shut the door!
Shut the door!
Why are we not shutting the door? Why is he hiding behind it like he can't see you?
Listen, okay?
I don't know what kind of stuff that you are into, but this is not what the app is for,
so I'm going to leave. And I won't say anything about this, but I am gonna go. Okay?
If you could leave a five-star rating, that would be very much approved.
That's how you get it, YouTube Brox. Five stars.
Dude, he's gonna be waiting for you.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
Please.
Oh fuck off, he's gonna be at the door.
He's gonna be at the door.
Whoa!
Woo!
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry.
Can we try that again?
What?
You were doing great.
You gave me so much to work with.
I just, I know I can really nail it if I can go again.
What?
just pretend like nothing happened. Let's take it from the top.
Okay, is this like a prank thing or something?
Oh, I'm sorry. You must be so confused now.
Okay, so I'm an actor, right? Okay.
And I'm up for a role in a new movie about a killer dog
who is very protective of his family. Anyway, the point is
the movie opens with a scene of the dog killing
killing the dog sitter, and, uh, no.
I wanted to do something that really stood out, so I thought this footage could make a
great audition tape.
I feel like he's lying.
I feel like this guy is maybe a method actor of sorts, but I think he's gonna kill this
guy for either way.
Dude, uh, no.
Look, I don't want to be your scene partner for whatever kind of, like, method acting
thing you're doing.
Why not? You were doing so good. We're both just professionals trying to be the best job we possibly can, right?
I thought you'd do anything for a five-star rating?
Yeah, not this, okay?
Bro, lean into it. I feel like at this point, you gotta realize this guy's insane, right?
And I know, like, you're wor- I'd be worried too, but I feel like I'd be like, okay, yeah, sure, let's take it from the top.
Let's go back downstairs real quick.
And then I'm darting!
I'm darting!
Right now, I'm sidestep,
nut kick,
bonk!
Right, I'm picking him up
the way that my fucking shin is driving into his nutsack.
When I say that I'm literally,
I'm crushing them like gushers.
The way that I'm kicking them in the balls as hard as I fucking can.
And then I'm running out of that fucking house.
So fast!
I'd be like, yeah, let's take it from the top.
John, kick him in the nuts.
Run.
Please, I just want to leave, all right?
We're not done the scene yet.
All right.
If I do this scene with you, do you promise that you're not
going to hurt me?
Like, we're just acting, right?
Of course.
Because you did scratch me before, but as long as we're
just acting.
Can't speak for Toby, though.
Wait, what?
Told you I need to make this stand out
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Okay, no there is no count. All right
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You like this toy?
Why don't you come get it?
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Hey Toby.
Yeah, good dog.
You want this?
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Want this? Do you want this?
Come.
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He's in the backyard!
Go through the front door!
Why are we walking?
Oh my god, what are we going-
I'm safe in the house. It's his house. He knows how to get in here
Well, that was a first probably also why are we so calm?
What probably gonna get a five star review the last because I don't think I'll be making any more videos after this
Might actually delete my channel
He's gonna be at the front door. He's gonna be at the front door. I knew it. I knew it
Let it go! Stop!
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Productivity rips you apart.
Lock in.
It feels like productivity has become the prevailing virtue of our time.
We have to get more done forever.
Of course, for the individual, this is wholly unsustainable.
The battle to be productive enough is unwinnable.
Indeed chasing productivity can have devastating consequences on your well-being both physical and psychological
It's difficult though. I think there's a level of productivity that you need to be like a functioning member of society
I don't think productivity in general is bad
But I think the way that people approach it especially like the rise in grind mindset can at times be overbearing
For somebody to actually take on mentally like I think a lot of people go down that rabbit hole of like
rise and grind to try and fix their mental health and then in turn actually fuck it up by doing so.
Because instead of actually confronting the problems that they're going through they just say
if I stay busy forever I'll never be thinking about the things that I actually deal with.
Like that's an actual thing that people do to try and get over their issues is just keep
busy and I think staying busy in a time of like mental disparity could be good but not to an effect
where you're so busy that you literally can't ever confront the problems that you've been going through
a lot of people I think that's most people honestly or unrelenting thirst for productivity is the
also hold up blue thing of the sub queue I'll think of the three uh yeah I'm gonna play that uh two
three nine think of the three uh happy birthday Tristan gal think of the sub big willy think
I think I too often focus on a level of productivity, but more so efficiency in productivity.
I don't think I've focused too much on the sense of like,
oh, I have to constantly be busy and do work.
I think that is why I get high a lot is because then if I don't get high,
I'll end up just doing other shit and trying to be more productive
rather than actually just chilling out when in reality,
I should be able to just chill out without weed.
But side note, I think I hyper focus on scheduling too much.
I think it's one of the reasons that I'm successful,
but I think it's also one of the reasons I get stressed out
because I too often want to be like,
Oh, let me try and efficiently pack my day in a way that I'm able to get the most done in the least amount of time.
Which is good, because then that gives me more free time, but then I also just spend absurd amounts of time scheduling shit.
Buns and I'll be thinking about something, not eating an edible.
Lelouch and Begg thinking about the sub.
Survey of 1 million people in late 2022 found that productivity is most people's number one priority in life.
Number one, number one priority in life.
Chad, what would you say your number one priority in life is?
I feel like experience, happiness.
Productivity would be up there.
If you would have asked me that before,
like if I had not been told that
before you asked me that question,
I would probably put productivity at like three.
I would ask productivity and success.
I think a lot of people would put success and productivity before happiness and health.
65% of Brits, 63% of Americans and 58% of Australians ranked productivity above having
a healthy body and having more money or even being happy.
Wow.
Unfortunately, this-
Well, I think having more money is in the realm of productivity.
Am I wrong?
Productivity doesn't necessarily mean work, but I think when most people say product productivity
They mean like an efficient level of work that gives them some sort of financial benefit
Lust for productivity is bad for everything. It crushes our souls and ironically crushes our ability to get things done
So how can we rethink productivity rest and the idea of getting things done?
Well to answer that we need to figure out how we got here
And I think a lot of people think more productivity equals more money, and more productivity equals more time, or more productivity in time equals more money.
And I feel like a lot of the time that's not necessarily true. Like what I was saying the other day is this has to do with streaming more than specific jobs in general.
in general. But I think a lot of people that get into streaming,
perceive the streaming space as the more time I put in, the more
money and more success I'll get out. And that's not true. Like
people would be like, why do you only stream five hours? Why do
you only stream like four to six hours? Because that's the
fucking sweet spot, man. If you're streaming 12 hours,
you're not entertaining. You're being more productive in
the sense of like, you're streaming more, but you're
not actually doing anything. You're getting the same amount
done, right? In the same sense of like a nine to five, if
you're working eight hours in an office, you're actually only
having what is it like four hours of productive work time,
the rest of the time that you have is spent bullshitting. So
that's why I focus on scheduling so much. Because if I
put more of that time into scheduling, then I'm able to
have that five hour span of productivity nonstop. And then
I could do other shit outside of that, you know, to
the kind of men things.
So much of like nine to five work in general
is just bullshit for 35% and productive work for like 60.
Because if you're able to try and condense that
into a more productive five, six hours,
then you're able to still get the same amount done
and then have extra time to do whatever the fuck
you want with your life,
rather than just sitting here,
spealing about, oh, I need to be more productive.
Now there are people that work straight up
like 12 hour fucking Uber Eats shifts
or like DoorDash shifts
and they're just nonstop on the grind.
That's a different story.
And yes, more time and more productivity in that sense
does equate to more money,
but not in like an exponential sense.
It's just like one to one,
if you work more hours, you get more money.
Have you ever done a sub-a-thon?
No, and I don't wanna do a sub-a-thon.
Not only because I wanna enjoy it,
but because the content in sub-a-thons
is generally ass, if I'm being honest.
I'm not gonna sit here and say that every sub-a-thon
that's ever been done is bad, because they're not.
But like, if you're streaming 24 seven,
you're not doing anything most of the stream.
I would rather have a five hour stream
where I'm nonstop doing stuff
than a 10 hour stream where three of those hours,
I'm just bullshitting.
And not bullshitting in the sense of yapping,
but like silently watching videos
or playing a game and not really commentating on it.
That's why you see most streamers today
that have an audience stream for five hours,
because that literally translates to the amount
that a human can do before they start fucking getting bored
or just drained, right?
Because like you could be entertaining nonstop for five
hours, when you see a streamer streaming
for 15 hours straight, I hate to say it,
they're not being entertaining for 15 hours straight,
they're just not.
Four of those hours they're eating
and kind of watching something
but not really interacting with it,
Whereas the chat's just kind of primarily watching that thing rather than the streamer.
Like, you want some level of, you know, in between there.
Taddy for the sub. Time out, little Willy, please.
Oh, and for the sub hogs for the thousand buddies.
A thousand, three, six hundred bits.
Yeah, I don't know if you remember me.
I'm the guy who donated you to play a coin game.
I don't remember you, man. I'm sorry.
Been watching for five years. Got me through so much.
I was very suicidal at one play.
I had to go to a facility, helped me so much.
Anybody going through that, I appreciate everything you do, Joe.
Keep it to great work.
Well, I'm glad that you're getting the help you need or got the help that you need and I'm glad you're still here, man
So that's another the answer and I think of the three
No, and I think of the five John for the sub variant daddy for the sub lock-in
The promise 24 hours streaming to be fired maybe like one but back to what I was saying
It's like in the streaming space and the regular workspace. I
Guess it's more time than productivity because productivity is like how efficient and how much you're getting done in that
time frame so yeah, I mean maybe I am actually focusing too much on productivity where I'm actually just like proving this guy's point in the video
But I just think it's like so much of what we do that's productive isn't actually productive. You're just doing nothing
Didn't work out. What about Kai? I mean Kai had a lot of bits planned
But I mean even Kai's mafia thon was like 30% just asking for subs
You know having like a sub power hour where we're just kind of sitting around thanking subs like it's not actually
Like, that's why I plan bits.
I'm so anal about what I have doing.
Like, most streamers hop on stream and just do stuff for $8.
I hate that.
I'm not dissing that.
That's a method that they can do.
I want to know what I'm doing next Wednesday.
Stop saying AO.
That's childish.
Anyways, you know what I'm saying.
I'm anal about it.
Like, you don't know.
OK.
Whatever, people don't know what that word means.
Anyways, we're gonna move on.
I don't have a problem with streamers
that just wanna hop on stream
and just figure out what they're doing
in that given timeframe,
but I would much rather wanna know,
like, hey, I have these three segments planned
this stream a week from now,
because then that enables me to post more on YouTube,
pump out more content and more content
that I feel comfortable doing,
rather than being like, okay,
I'm gonna stream for six hours
to get two YouTube videos, whereas if I had actually planned it,
I could have streamed for six hours to get four.
Like, why would you not just do that?
I think it's an idea that says hard work.
Because the amount of people that hop on stream,
and it doesn't upset me, like, so many streamers do it.
But the amount of times where like, streamers are like,
hey, I want to set up this right now.
And they spend an hour on stream
gathering streamers to do something.
Like, let's fucking do it before.
Right?
Like, Jinxie's great at it.
Jinxie will plan shit in advance.
He'll make group chats, and he'll plan shit, and I love him for that.
He's one of the only big streamers that actually does that.
Most streamers will hop on stream and be like,
I need eight guys right now, who should I get?
And then they spend the next hour and a half sourcing people.
Just fucking do it beforehand.
Because now we're sitting here just bullshitting, right,
instead of actually playing a game and making content.
Right, Keso too, Keso's great at it.
Keso knows what he's doing before.
Sometimes he's a little, you know,
you know, on a whim, I'm gonna do this,
I'm gonna do that.
And like he gets pulled into like different events.
The Keso's really good at planning shit out.
Gets you into heaven while laziness
is basically synthetic.
I gotta be one.
Now back to just productivity in general.
I'm talking about streaming space.
The Protestant work ethic is an idea
it says hard work gets you into heaven while laziness is basically sinful.
This concept was refoundational to America's early economic development.
The Protestants came to America, worked hard and built businesses to earn God's favor,
and in theory that idea still lingers with us today.
While Protestants work ethic may still be relevant to the conversation, there are
also more contemporary factors at play.
After all, we don't mix red bull and Adderall to earn God's favor, we just want to
makes money. And it would be easy to blame capitalism for our obsession with
productivity. But that would be like blaming gravity for an airplane crash.
Assigning the blame is technically accurate, but only in an abstract and
not really helpful sort of way. The roots of our obsession with
productivity stem from the transition out of the industrial revolution.
During the industrial revolution, we increased productivity by increasing
the efficiency of systems, think of modern farming, assembly lines, factories, etc.
But then came the rise of office work, in the 1960s jobs moved from factories to desks.
Still maintaining and increasing productivity was as important as ever.
But it's different, it's different, because when you're in the industrial revolution,
and you're revolutionizing cars being built and you have factories that are
making different things and you have people on lines
that are speeding up how fast something can be made
and then making that product cheaper
and making it more available to people
which in turn increases productivity
and it's like a circling system.
When you have office work,
you're putting a human in a position
where they can't keep that same level of productivity
for that amount of time, that's what I'm saying.
Like you can't have a guy sit in an office chair
for eight hours and expect him to be efficient.
Like he's just not going to be your human, right?
You're an animal that's sitting
in a mind-numbingly boring situation for a third of your day.
A third of your day, but actually half of your day
because you're asleep for the other third, right?
So half of your waking hours,
you're just sitting at a chair, typing.
That's boring as fuck.
Stop trying to improve systems.
Instead, we began trying to improve productivity
on a macro level by doing so on a micro level.
No one was interested in making an office operate better, but instead had to make an
office worker or carter.
The burden of improving output shifted from the organization onto the worker.
Productivity got personal.
This idea becomes silly when you consider the refinement of systems in the Industrial
Revolution didn't happen in an instant.
Creating efficient factory systems happened quickly, perhaps, but not overnight.
Ford invested massive amounts of money and time into developing new tools, methods, and
infrastructure. But today we casually expect ourselves to wake up and invent the assembly
line every single day. And not only do we need to optimize our productivity, but we
also need to keep executing our current workload at the same time. We are still stuck
in this archaic, post-Ford way of thinking. More is always better. There is no upper
limit to the output we desire to produce. When you expect people to buy into this
idea you put their professional interests up against their personal life. Yeah and it's like this
weird goal of pushing like what are we working towards not only just as like an individual but
a society as a whole like we're just trying to get more and more advanced to make life easier and
easier and then you know be able to like eventually I guess explore the cosmos but it's like
I feel like the pre we say that as a society but productivity in general in just society as
a whole is more about like, hey, how can I become rich and chill in this lifetime versus how do we
push forth society? Because like on surface level, we're like, we need to be more productive to make
society better. But on an individual level, nobody actually believes that. Like everybody in reality
wants to just get themselves in a better position rather than, you know, the entire country or
earth as a whole. Like we're not trying to make the average man better. No corporations doing that.
Like nobody's actually striving for that. You can get more work done and just skip the bike ride with
your wife. Not just themselves but their kids too. Yeah you're more focused on like hey how do I put
my kids in a better position. So maybe in that sense if everybody does that then society as
a whole is in a better space. But you're more so hoarding money for yourself for your kids
rather than like everybody individually trying to put their next generation in a better situation.
You get this turned in tomorrow just to eat lunch at your desk. Our personal and professional
lives are now stuck in a cold war. Eventually, one will crumble, and today it feels exceedingly
clear which side is winning. This is difficult to grapple with because, well, productivity is good.
Everyone does a little bit of work towards a common goal and all of our lives are improved
in theory, so it's pretty easy to justify this endless sprint. The most productive members of
our society are also generally plotted as heroes. On the opposite side, not being productive means
you're lazy, and laziness today is seen as ethically wrong. The historical context of productive
but also in a high-valued labor area, right?
You could be a DoorDash driver that's working 15 hours straight.
You're the most productive guy in your city.
You're making fucking nothing, and nobody's hailing you as a hero, right?
Now, if you're working five hours a day, but you invented the fucking, you know, a cool sponge
that makes it easier to clean dishes,
People are gonna be like you're fucking super genius. You're the most productive and alive you
You've made our lives so much easier, right? So it's not just like the level of productiveness. It's the value of that labor
He makes it you'll get a raise though. No, you won't
No, you won't the most the the way that people make money in today's terms is job-hopping
Raises don't really get people
Paid better. Why not because no fucking corporation wants to pay you more
Why the fuck would they want to pay you more working working more hours doesn't equate to to you making more money on a
Pay scale sense in terms of like hourly pay it does but like that doesn't mean that you're gonna get a raise
And Dordache doesn't give drivers raises is with contemporary. I'm just talking about like
Work in general cultural forces to create our problem, and it is a problem indeed
Allowing productivity to take over our lives is killing us
If you're a good worker, why not?
Well, you should be a business owner's island
because most business owners wouldn't perceive it that way.
People will pay more to get a new worker
than pay a current worker more money.
That's just how the system works.
Like it's statistically proven,
say you're getting paid at 50K at a job,
you could ask for a raise to get paid 53K the next year
or leave your job and get paid 60K somewhere else.
Work there for six months
and then leave again.
Work there for two years, and then leave again, right?
It's tremendously easy to wrap your sense of self-worth.
You can't just be a business owner, man.
I know, dumbass.
I'm saying, I'm saying that's like,
I'm saying it would be great if you were a business owner
because then you would treat your employees
the way that you're saying.
I'm sorry, alligator, that was rude.
I'm saying, I was saying you should be a business owner,
not like literally.
I was saying like it would be better if you
in your personality was what business owners were like.
It's up in productivity.
You make a to-do list, you don't get everything done
and then you feel like a failure.
Or perhaps this sounds familiar.
You cram as much as you can into your work day
then you get home too exhausted to do anything
but sit on your phone for three hours.
Then you feel lazy about not being productive
despite all of this happening as an effect of being too productive throughout your day.
This is basically mini burnout every single day.
Let's see if you determine yourself.
Yeah, because if you lowered your productivity, there would be an individual drive to do something
that's more interesting.
Like you would have different passions that you could pursue, but you're so burnout
that there's no need and so you just stand on your phone until you fucking pass out.
But by how much you get done, you will be forever worthless.
There will be always more that you could have done.
The mountain has no summit.
As you focus entirely on productivity, you obviously focus less on other things.
Healthy natural foods become processed, ready to eat meals.
Breakfast becomes grey smoothies that guarantee an efficient mix of nutrients, minus any of
the joy involved in actually eating.
You spend less time with the people you love, leaving them feeling estranged and
unlikely, less interested in being part of your life. You drink Celsius or whatever so
you can get five hours of sleep when in reality this lack of sleep proves time and time again
to significantly reduce cognitive abilities, which in turn makes you less productive.
Reduces cognitive abilities and also is a primary cause of cancer as well. Lack of
sleep is one of the worst things you could have for your health and oversleep, but
Low stakes hobbies you love fall by the wayside, zapping the joy out of your day to day life.
At the end of this, you're left with some swirl of depression, anxiety, and loneliness.
This is nothing to say for the physical effects of an unbalanced life, which you
oversleeps bad.
Yeah, if you're sleeping like 12 hours a day, that's really bad.
I don't know about equally as bad, but like sleeping 4 hours a day is bad, sleeping
12 hours a day is bad.
You usually want to sleep like 7 to 9.
to increase the risk of heart attacks
stroking the whole lot more.
How to stop oversleeping?
Get the fuck up.
Wake up.
Get up.
Hey, your to-do list is looking pretty good.
Until of course tomorrow.
It's not that easy, I know.
I sleep in too much too sometimes.
But I'm saying like, there's,
what do you mean how to stop oversleep?
It's not like a medical thing.
It's like, you have to like conjure up the willpower to stand up and not keep sleeping.
Or when this whole thing starts all over.
There is a smart, I wish I would have tried that massive industry around optimizing productivity.
This takes the form of books, self-help gurus, YouTube channels, tiktokers and any other format you can imagine.
Fortunately, none of these things work.
In fact, optimizing productivity is a great way to guarantee you be less productive.
Take any specific productivity hack.
Putting butter in your coffee, time blocking, mushroom tea or whatever.
This is just one more thing for you to do.
These productivity hacks just expand your to-do list.
And then when you forget to do them, as you inevitably will, because you're-
Well, I don't know.
I think productivity hacks in general could be, yeah, you know, inefficient.
if you forget them, then you get more anxious that you didn't do them.
But I think he's saying it expands your to do list.
I think one of one of the problems is people just don't have it to do.
You have too much to do.
You're left feeling like a failure all over again.
You just have one more thing that you couldn't quite get to in a day.
Yeah.
Time blocking is useful.
I will flat out disagree with that.
I don't even think that he's saying time blocking isn't useful.
I think time blocking is a good thing.
The thing is cramming more and more into your day and some unending arms race for productivity
only leads to burnout.
Burnout is defined as a manifestation of chronic unmitigated stress.
During periods of burnout, your body has higher levels of stress hormone, it's a physically
observable phenomenon.
Intense burnout can lead to depression, insomnia, loss of appetite, even suicidal
ideations.
Tiredness is your body's warning sign for burnout.
Like an alert your body telling you to take a break things are about to get bad
But in today's energy drink world we ignore this one
We don't take breaks we drink caffeine then we get a promotion for working so hard, but I love I love a caffeine
Stimulation it's not even just I think he's he's ignoring as well
Like yes people take caffeine so they don't have to sleep as much so they could be more productive
But it's also awesome to fucking feel wired
tired. In reality though, rest is what matters, and there's no shortage of literature to prove
this. Resting helps your brain focus. If you get more done, proper sleep has a profound
effect on cognition and memory. Psychiatrist and researcher Nancy C. Andres and Coen the
acronym R E S T in the 1990s random caffeine doesn't really make me feel
anything you might have ADHD episodic silent thought this term describes the
intensely creative neural active there's like a is there an Adderall for people
that have ADHD in my chat is there an Adderall shortage I know there's people
that are drinking like like fucking 600 milligrams of caffeine or some shit
because they have no Adderall right now and that's really bad so try and
like simulate that same like stimulation.
But that occurs when you do nothing.
According to her lifetime of study, periods of inactivity.
It's because of me.
Yeah, I've been eating all that fucking Adderall.
Nobody can get their hands on it.
Activity are the most.
I'm just hoarding it.
Productive on a neurological level.
Andracin has studied creative people from all walks of life
and found that eureka moments usually come right after long
periods of brain inactivity.
But that said, this type of advice is basically a trap.
It's just another way to get ourselves to be more productive.
It's a relaxation really worthwhile if it's only in service of productivity.
I'm not so sure.
So what if we reexamined this idea of productivity from the ground up?
It would be tremendously easy to sit here and say, well, you should just stop going
to work.
Stop working so hard.
But the reality is not everyone can do that.
In fact, most people can't.
A single mother raising three kids just can't make time
for a walk in the woods every day.
It's not happening.
But I do believe relaxation is still that mother's right.
Our culture has taken this right away from her,
but it's still a right.
So our focus should not be on stamping that right
out of existence entirely,
but instead redefining how we see productivity
and what things count as being productive.
Yeah, I mean, that's why there's times
where you have, you get a babysitter,
so you could go fucking spend a date night with your husband or wife or whoever you're
with.
You're able to fucking segment your time in a way where you could still be able to enjoy
yourself when you have children.
To do this we can look at an old story called The Useless Tree by Dallas philosopher, Schwang
Xu.
In this story a carpenter comes along a tree in the forest.
This is the most massive tree on the mountain and the oldest.
The bark is gnarled, twisted, and full of nuts.
These nuts mean he can't build anything from the tree's wood, so he says that tree is
useless.
Later that night the tree appears to the carpenter in a dream.
Tree tells him that fruit trees are torn apart as soon as they become ripe.
Hardwood trees are demolished as soon as they reach maturity.
The tree says, I have long strived for uselessness.
for this tree, this quote, uselessness, is the reason it lived longer and grew larger
than any other tree in the forest. I'll also ask, is there the squirrels that eat this
tree's acorns, or the insects that live on the tree's branches, or the creatures that
find shade underneath its canopy? Would they, called the tree useless, think not?
Just like the carpenter and his usefulness, our definition of productivity seems to
be very narrow. The activities that we often categorize as the least productive, relaxing
idle hobbies that require very little effort can make us the happiest. And as far as literally
doing nothing with your friends. Doing nothing. Shooting the shit. Reducing in a professional
context if someone builds a company and wants that company to be as productive as possible
Perhaps they should squeeze the systems harder, not the people, instead of asking employees
to individually produce more and sacrifice their personal lives, which should all ask
our systems of work to produce more.
When your boss tells you the company needs to increase productivity, perhaps that's
his problem to solve, not yours.
Henry Ford was not a hero of the working class by any stretch of the imagination,
but he didn't just tell people to build more cars, he created the assembly line.
Since it stands, though, we cannot even engage in these conversations, and it's up to the
individual alone to output more work.
Any attempt to manage one's workload can be and often is seen as pure.
And it's so much harder in a world where a lot of the work that people have is non-physical
product production because you can't necessarily make that system more efficient.
I mean, AI is trying to take that place, but then that will also just potentially
put people out of work.
If you're making a physical product, like you're making cereal, you're making food, you're making this, you're making that,
there's ways where you're able to have a better assembling line and have better machines and better things where people don't have to strain themselves as much to produce more,
because they're just able to produce more without having a higher level of productivity.
But when you're working an office job, it's just like, hey, you have to work more to output more, because it's just a one-to-one ratio.
there's no way to currently just fix that.
Or laziness.
So next time you skip lunch to work, consider, what are you producing?
For who and why?
I would argue that creating happiness certainly counts as being productive.
Wow.
That was a good fucking video, man.
It amazes me sometimes how little we need to survive here, how much we think we do.
I love that video, genuinely.
All right.
Well, we're going to call that there, Chad.
W fucking stream.
I'm not thinking of the thousand buddies.
I think you can check out Dishonored, send it in the game, such as that.
Goal thinking of the tier three subman for the sub-saxon, thinking of the rain
bat for the sub-real, thinking of the three.
We got a high philosophy stream, don't now.
All right.
We're going to call that there, chat.
Already posted the main in the game.
You should go watch that.
I'll get back to posting regular times tomorrow.
I've been posting really early, but it was the weekend,
so I didn't really give a fuck.
Bon, take it to the five.
But yeah, I'll be live tomorrow at 4.15.
We're doing shit with the DAPT at 4.45, I think.
We're going to be just talking, playing some games maybe.
Then around 7.7.30, I'm going to be hopping on Super
Battle Golf, maybe West Hunt, some other random games
guys. What else? Tuesday I'm not live. Wednesday is going to be the AHA Charity Stream American
Art Association. We're going to be doing peak lethal company and RV there yet. Me, Sneag,
Killdozer and Chris. We're going to be trying to beat it. Chad will be able to donate to affect
the game as it's happening. Thursday I'm not live. Friday we're going to be doing High on
Life to finishing that game actually and then starting Resident Evil Requiem after. Saturday
Reacts random games Sunday react random games
Monday resident evil never go from there. Richie thinking of the fray buddy runs second Jersey
Rubbish is you do this man? Give us obviously if it's safe to live there. I I couldn't tell you now match. Thank you for the
Sub I'll loop think of the fray. All right. I'm tapping out chat
W fucking stream. Let's raid
Who do we want to raid I
Don't know
I
For it's me
So you ever read it's me that is not sneak snag who the fuck is that sneak snag
There we go, okay
Nature thank you for the seven acts for the sub see y'all tomorrow around 415 maybe 430 appreciate y'all catch all later
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