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Hello everybody, bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this
fantastic fucking Friday?
a little bit early today for a fucking react day.
I'm sitting here sipping a almost black coffee,
only a splash of milk in it.
My breath smells like shit,
just to give you some sort of visualization
of how I'm feeling right now.
Oh, but boy, does it taste good.
Anyways, chat, here's the schedule.
It's a full react day today.
We got a lot of videos we're gonna be watching.
We're going to do a rundown in a minute, OK?
Tomorrow, we're going to be live around 1.30 EST.
We're going to be live a little bit early on the weekend.
I know I already go live early on the weekend,
but the reason we're live early tomorrow
is because I want to get some random games in before the Valorant
tournament that Jinxie's hosting that we're taking part in.
The draft is at 5 EST, and it starts at 5.30.
So I'm probably going to go live around 1.30,
and we're going to rip Retro, Rewind, maybe Content King
or some other random game.
We'll probably get like two games in before Valorant.
So it'll be like a three game day.
Tomorrow, that's the schedule.
Sunday, we're doing the Etsy review.
All the products are in.
We're going to actually start stream with the Etsy review
after we'll take down the table and everything,
put all the shit away.
And then we're going to watch that new Wi-Fi's video.
The Minecraft horror ARG, it's like two hours long.
It'll be the longest react I'll have ever done.
And normally I would never watch a video over like 40 minutes,
but I did watch part one and it was really good
and you guys complained a while for me to watch it.
So we'll watch part two,
but it's gonna be the only react we're gonna do on Sunday
just cause it's gonna take at least two hours to watch it
cause the video is two hours long,
plus my yapping might be like a fucking four hour react.
Monday we're doing CS with Killdozer. We're gonna both open cases and watch each other open cases
And then we're gonna play CS together around 330 and then I'll probably do random games for a little bit
And then I have to record a Minecraft video
So I won't be live long Monday Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is gonna be horror games random games Thursday
Not live Friday next week is a chess tournament
at like four
And we'll play that until it's done and then depending we'll probably reflect your less
The games are some shit after that
Next Saturday early CS stream with Jojo and then random games last reacts that reacts Sunday
We'll go from there 988 charity stream April 13th
So not next Monday the Monday after that April 13th full 988 charity stream
We're gonna be playing games that day. It'll be like a support challenge. I
98 a asked me to do the stream
And they want to mop mop it as like some sort of gaming challenge
where I have to play support in every game I play so that'll be really hard
that'll be really hard so I'm gonna be playing like rivals Valorant what are
other games where you play support I think I could play CS and just be like a
big you tell guy but I don't know if CS is a great game for a 988 charity
stream rainbow yeah I could be rainbow and be like a support ish player I'm not
playing overwatch I could maybe maybe maybe arc Raiders arc Raiders but I'm
just friendly I'm actually a no I'm friendly friendly I don't kill anybody
I just run around and lose
That one goes so bad. I'll try it. I don't think it'll go well though. We could just game hop
They were like just play support in every game. I was like, okay. I'll do that Tuesday or not
That'll be Monday the 13th
Then we have a Geo guest her tournament that I'm hosting slash playing in it's a duo sturdy 18 teams 36 players
the 24th
And then we're also doing a weed mystery box video the 20th
And then we'll go from there next charity stream after 988. It'll probably be like early May and then we'll see what we do after that
Anyways, excuse me. Let me read Jonas then we'll hop into the videos for today
Sky, thank you for the three. I was some teeth extract the train. I'm not enjoying it
Have you ever gotten tooth removed before no I chipped my tooth eating a piece of chicken once because I bit into the fork
Because I eat like a neanderthal. I don't like cutting my food
I will stab it and then chew it and I bit the fork and I chipped my tooth
So they had to fix that up but I've never had a tooth pulled though now I have my wisdom teeth my teeth are going to be real yellow right now.
I have that's my wisdom teeth.
I'm missing one on my top right I was born without it.
without it. But I have them in. So I'm sorry I can't relate. But I hope you feel better.
One action on listen for the sub RFQ. Each Sam and Kroft share for the sub new
from the Fousa, but he says subliminal stream I was working unfortunately, but
what are your general thoughts before I buy it? Bro, I saw Koso say he'd rather
like eat poop or something instead of play the game. Me and him had polar
opposite experiences on subliminal. Like, I- I didn't- I didn't think the game was bad. Did you
guys think it was bad? Okay, here's what I'll say. I think he got a different ending than me,
and that the main canon ending sucks. I will say that. I liked my ending. I thought it was
really scary, and it stressed me out because I basically was just playing like, uh, an in-depth
Story version of like a like a fucking Stanley parable slash FNAF 4
That's what I was playing. It was like Stanley parable and I was in my mind and my trauma monster was fucking
Chasing me and then I was just stuck in FNAF 4 and it was like fucking scary
So that was my ending it did end very abruptly, but I know there's a part 2 like they're doing an episode 2
So I'm assuming it'll pick up where it left off, but I didn't dislike the game like if I
Mean it me in case you're both didn't like Poppy play time five if I rated Poppy play time five like a six I
Would rate subliminal like an eight
But I don't know I think I'm probably right Poppy play time like a five and a half
If poppy plays on five was five and a half the best one was the second or third one
I would rate those like a nine
comparatively so I
Don't know. I didn't think it was really mascot horror a lot of people were like, okay. Here's what I'll say I
Downloaded subliminal thinking that it was going to be the back rooms
I really did think it was gonna be a liminal space game
I never played the demo a lot of people said the demo is really good and the main game was bad
I didn't play the demo so I don't really have a take on that
I thought that when subliminal was getting hyped up
I thought it was going to be back rooms and it was going to be like a really realistic back rooms and then it ended up being something
Entirely different. So I think that threw a lot of people for the like
You know in a circle and they were not they were not happy about that, but I
Love Stanley parable. I think the storyline was a little bit confusing
But if you put the pieces together and thought about it, it made sense
I like the Stanley parables play style where you're given a choice and the guy the
the narrator is trying to push you in a certain direction and you have the choice of just not listening.
I just love games like that. The multiple endings were cool. I think that I really do
think my opinion on the game would be different if I got the canon ending because the canon ending
was very Poppy Playtime chapter one. It was literally almost identical. So that would upset
But I thought the ending that I got they should have just made that the ending
No other ending that well actually no that in the memory wipe a race memory in that get rid of the cannon ending
Can ending was trash that that was the that I think that's why he hated the game
I think he had the first one. It would have been bad. I know the puzzles were annoying too, but like I
Don't think they were that hard
comparable to the Poppy playtime ones, the Poppy playtime puzzles are more annoying
than the subliminal puzzles.
The subliminal puzzles, I was like, I don't know what I need to do.
And I did have some chatters help me out,
but so I get from maybe an individual player's perspective of like,
you're alone in a room and you don't have a Twitch chat to help you, like, you're just stuck, but
you know, I'm giving my own perspective from how I played the game.
So
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Anyways, chat, run down to the videos we have today.
Starting out, Neil deGrasse Tyson video
about the moon mission, Artemis II.
And I think just moon missions in general,
very excited for this.
I love listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson YAP,
and it is, I guess, timely relevant.
So we're going to be starting out with that.
Your life as every rank on the FBI most wanted.
What makes Dollar Store so cheap?
Mountain climbing is the worst.
And time dilation visualized.
So a very weird selection of videos today,
but I'm very excited.
MK Kenny in mourning for the sudden you bully BK
and no, no, take it to the sub.
As he played Road 96, I did.
I played Road 96, that is a great game.
But the, what is the sequel to Road 96?
Horrible, horrible.
Whatever the sequel is. Oh God
It was road 96 and then road 96 something what was the sequel road 96 zero miles that game sucked
Jack Pemberham video we're gonna watch that next week
I feel bad when I watch a Jack Pemberham video right when it releases because I don't want to like take views
You know anything I usually watch videos like at like a week to three weeks after
So, we'll watch that next week.
Morning, Erin, and SWI for the sub.
Bella, thank you for the 5K bitties.
Good to watch your events for months now
because of you have taken my first philosophy class.
Well, Cub, I thank you for the 5K bitties
and I hope the first philosophy class goes well.
I don't know if you're taking an intro
or what type of philosophy class you're taking,
but good luck.
New thing of the thousand bitties.
I think at the beginning I was a bit of an investor on Patreon
but I heard that people didn't like it
so I was skeptical.
You and MK for the sub.
Ellis and Morning for the sub.
I don't know. For the price I paid,
I don't think the game was bad.
That's the take-all hat.
How much are poppy playtime chapters?
20 bucks?
Subliminal's $9
It's worth it in my opinion. You it's a $9 game for
Something that's around two hours of playtime for one ending and if you really want to there is replayability
there's like four endings and
And even in the it's not even just four different endings like the games exactly the same till the end like I was playing
And I'm talking to Pezzi and he's like I wasn't here
I don't know how I could help you and there was still like another hour left in the game
Tony a J for the sub Andrew for the Tasman ease currently wanting to watch my favorite streamer god morning
And all of us thank you for the sub TV and Tony for the sub chat first video today. Let's lock in no yeah
No, yeah, no, yeah
It's on sale too. Yeah, it's 10% off. It's a dollar off
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a steal.
The mission's bringing us back to the moon.
Lock in.
Mission's bringing us back to the moon.
Chuck, yes.
We're going back to the moon.
I didn't know I'd.
God damn it.
Lock back in.
I accidentally muted it.
The mission's bringing us back to the moon.
Chuck, yes.
We're going back to the moon.
I didn't know I've been in the first place.
NASA, NASA, all right.
NASA's going out.
Now, we've actually never been.
Oh, well, we've actually never been to the moon.
Have you, what is that called?
Have you ever heard of the Fermanent?
It's this thick air shield.
Some would call it the atmosphere,
but it's actually so thick that you're unable
to travel through it.
We're basically stuck on Earth.
Back to the moon, yes.
Let's back up a little.
All right, okay.
First and only other time we went to the moon was the Apollo program.
Correct.
As you know, we went to the moon nine times.
So we fixed it nine times.
Not even.
Yo, I was thinking about the guy that went on.
What was the first Apollo mission where they went to the moon?
Apollo 7, Apollo 11.
I don't really know.
The first one where they went to the moon and actually landed on the moon,
one of them had to stay back.
And that's what not stay back.
He was like the pilot of the ship.
Yeah, I think it was 11.
It was 7 or 11.
7 or 11.
Anyways, one of them had to stay back,
because you can't have everybody land.
And that sucks.
You're like, oh, have fun.
And they're all just jumping around on zero gravity
in their little spacesuits, and you're just
sitting up there, sad as hell.
Like that one guy from Interstellar.
You ever see that movie?
That one dude from Interstellar
that has to stay on the ship
while everybody else goes to like that one planet that's rotating really fast.
So time dilation is different, which we're going to watch a video about later.
And they come back and he's like fucking been waiting for them for like 30 years.
He's like, oh, nice of you to come back.
For them, it's been like five minutes in my marriage.
Has that much taken place?
Apollo eight, OK, went to the moon, orbit and came back.
OK, took that famous picture of Earthrise.
I love this photo.
Oh my god, this is my computer background for some time.
So where's the rest of that Apollo 10?
Okay. Went to the moon, orbited the moon, deployed the lander.
And it came back up.
Right. So that's a boy.
Is it Artemis to also like these are actual moon missions,
but Artemis to the one that's going to the moon right now at the time of this,
you know, stream, um, that one's not really a moon mission.
Isn't it testing the new rocket and spaceship model for a flight elsewhere like to Mars?
Like this isn't we're not really giving a fuck about the moon right now
This is just like a means of dialing in the new spaceship technology slash gravity slingshot method to reduce fuel
You know need on a ship
Paul 10 right Apollo 11. Everyone remembers Buzz Aldrin Neil Armstrong walk on the moon
Right leave Michael Collins up in the yeah
Bein that guy. Holy fuck, bro. Oh my god sitting there just watching
The FOMO I don't think anybody's had bigger FOMO. I mean he is a professional but still
You know like he knew that he was it wasn't like in the moment
they drew straws and he was the one that had to stay up like before he even left earth he knew
capsule just left him in the car chair actually didn't give him the opportunity to go down later
and check it out for himself you know the plan these are professionals
gonna make me the sofa go to the moon wait was he the pilot who was michael collins like why did he
He was the pilot. So that's why he had to stay back.
What if he just dipped on them?
Then there's Apollo 12, Apollo 13, the ill-fated one.
one Hollywood movie directed by Ron Howard what sorry this is not I'm not
making a joke I'm actually curious which was the one that blew up
because one of them they died 13 the ill-fated one oh
hey Hollywood sorry I gotta pay attention to the fucking video movie
that directed by Ron Howard and then Apollo 14, 15, 16 and 17. Why did we go? We're Americans,
we're explorers, it's in our DNA is what we are told.
I'm sorry. Hold up.
Oh my god.
Okay. I'm locked.
No, why do we go?
You could want to go for those reasons, but that's not what
We write a check.
Yeah, exactly.
Who writes the check?
Congress writes the check.
Right.
You gotta spook Congress somehow into writing the check.
So, Kennedy said...
Do we know how much, like, actually it caught...
Oh my God!
Tell me to relax.
Holy fucking piss.
Okay, I was gonna ask lock back in do we know how much it costs to go do this Apollo not Apollo
do we know how much it costs to do this Artemis to mission
I'm googling Artemis two missions estimated to have cost around four billion dollars
Okay, I'm gonna have an outlandish cake here. That's not that much
much. Go to the moon. Okay, yeah, $4 billion is a lot of money, but like Elon Musk could
fund 50 of those. Like, like brother could sell all his sell all his stake cash out.
Says we go to the moon and do this that and the other thing
It's 90 billion for the entire mission 4 billion per launch
What?
You're saying for all the equipment here, but aren't they recovering some of that like the spaceships. They're gonna do you could reuse that?
Like it's not just gone
How much is the entire Artemis mission?
93 billion
The Artemis program 93 billion through 2025 massive undertaking heavy-lift rockets infrastructure hundred billion total for the full campaign
Okay, so it's a hundred billion dollars
So so you're good Gary comes out of orbit, okay, okay, right?
Oh, we're back on why we went to the moon for the first place. This is what I was arguing
I knew this already. I was arguing with late. I know I was getting full rage baited
But I can't tell with like Lacey and those guys on whether or not they're being serious when I was in a call with fucking eight
Streamers and they're going oh the moon landing spake. Why would we even go there?
I'm like you only go back for war or economic reasons and they're like, oh really? Yeah
First man in space. Yeah, in order to orbit the earth right six weeks later
We have a joint session of Congress president Kennedy says stirring words put a man on the moon return and save me dirt before the decade
Is that go earlier a couple of paragraphs in that same speech if the events of recent weeks?
Couldn't even utter the man's name right the events of recent weeks are any indication of the impact of this adventure on the minds
Of men everywhere that we need to show the world the path of freedom over the path of tyranny
Voldemort is back! Dumbledore, I tell you!
Is the US flag that was put into the ground in the Apollo 11 mission still there?
Wow. Voldemort is back!
The enemy is established. The godless enemy is established. The checks were written.
And yeah, well, there you go.
And they'd already beaten us with the first animal in space,
like they did already beat us all of that.
We needed something to beat that.
Yeah, weren't we sending monkeys in space
for some amount of time or some shit?
I know there was dogs and other shit,
but weren't we sending chimps up there
to see if they would die?
Because it was like, well, we don't know.
Nobody's been up there before.
So we said, let's go to the moon.
I was China.
Well, I'm saying we meaning humans, not we meaning the US.
I'm saying like humans were sending animals up there
to see if they died because we didn't know what would happen.
Bella, thank you for this 6K bitties.
This is the last of my bits.
I'm sorry, don't apologize.
You didn't even need to send those bitties.
I appreciate it though.
Have a good stream.
I'm taking an intro class.
I don't want to bring the mood down either.
Your takes on death and grief really helped me
this past year.
Could I keep with my therapist
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I just wrote India lander the first ever over any countries of the south of over moon for 75 million dollars
The data is now used by NASA and other space orgs. They usually cost billions of proud of my home
That's wild I think it's different though if it's a a rover versus humans, right?
Nick, thank you for the sub.
The mission's always more expensive if a human's on board.
A land on the moon.
And walk around.
Even though they beat us in all these other categories.
Right.
And we did.
So what happens?
We get to the moon, look over our shoulder.
No rush keys.
We're done here.
So did we really go to explore?
No.
Or did we go to just beat the Russians?
Right.
We have not been back to the moon in 50 years.
So you know how many scientists went to the moon?
Zero.
One.
Do you know which mission?
No.
The last mission.
17 so we had the astronauts do science experiments is not that no science happened
No, but don't fool yourself into thinking. This was all for exploration
Right, it was muscle flexing on the geopolitical sphere during a cold war when we're finding a hot war in Southeast Asia
Against that enemy. We don't go back to the moon not in the 70s
Not in the 80s
Not in the 90s. Oh wait a minute in the 20 teams. Let's go back to the moon. Hmm. What a great idea
We're long overdue. It's been half a century. Yeah. I want to have a lose doing I think it lined up
Ironically around the war like with Iran. Okay, I don't think like obviously this this mission was in
You know the books for a long time
I don't think that there was a war based reason this time to go back or like some sort of flexing of muscles
I think this literally is like hey, we're gonna test shit out so we could go to Mars
But like, I don't know, you think they'll make it back?
Yeah.
Did we have these thoughts?
I mean, knock on wood, but yeah, I think they know what they're doing now.
You don't understand the amount of fact checking they do at NASA in modern day, like how many
tests they're running to make sure that these people don't die.
also get the stuff back.
It's part the curtains.
What else happened in the 20 teens?
China says they want to put taken off.
Okay, maybe I'm wrong.
Oh my God.
What?
It's 2017.
We signed that because China said they wanted to go to the moon.
Oh my God.
Bro so randomly we're like, oh no, we're just going to go back.
You know, actually I kind of miss the moon.
It's on the moon.
Take a look.
They're a version of a cosmonaut a version of an astronaut right oh my gosh
China's going to the moon if there's ever a reason for Congress to you see that the toilet wasn't working they'd affects it
Yeah, I saw a video about that bro. How bad that would be I
They wouldn't have died if their toilet was full broken, but they would have had to be like shitting in like
Bag there would have to be some sort of way they'd be able to fix that
Re-invigorate the funding to go back to the moon. It was that it's good now, but like oh
Do you do the toilets in NASA or not in NASA do the toilets in the spaceship?
Shoot out the poop into space like like an airplane like releasing stuff
Or do you think they keep the shit on board the whole seven days? I
I feel like they could have a hatch that would be like that'd be awesome to see my turd full
freeze just floating through space.
So we announced program to return to the moon.
We go to the moon.
Not because it's easy, but because it's straight.
Oh, this astronaut food's not sitting so well.
I'm just straight, shitting chunks.
They just released it out.
It all freezes, just snacks the window, the fucking space shit.
I don't know.
Is there money there?
And so this happens under the Trump administration.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Trump's like, let's go back to the moon.
Yeah.
And the program to return to the moon has one of the best names ever.
Force? No. No, what is it? Oh my God, I forgot about Space Force. Artemis! So who is Artemis
in Greek mythology? Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. Look at that. You can't get more
woke than that. That's uh, which is why I would change it to get rid of this DIY
Artemis chick. Each one just as the original Apollo mission, each mission was a little
more ambitious than the next okay right as you heard Apollo 10 they went halfway
down came back up I love the incremental I love the press can talk about each
increment is more than what happened before no each thing is a progress wheel
absolutely so remember the Saturn five yeah that's it right here it's all
rocket it's all right on up to here and then right up to here and then you
get the astronauts right there's three of them we had
bro like I can't I refuse to believe that I like dude if you
look at the inside of the Artemis rocket it's the size of like
a bus not even like half of a bus is the is where they live so
wait just thought of a crazy fucking question not in this
scenario do the astronauts in the International Space Station
goon because they're up there for like years surely you know they got enough
space up there they got like rooms rooms and shit be floating around the
after god that's right it's three of them we had
mercury has definitely happened well you know how you know how I know it's
happened is because one of those fucking astronauts in their head went I'm
I'm going to be the first.
Follow-up question.
Do you think that there's any sort of, not the Mile High
Club, but the Space Club, there's
got to be two astronauts that have
been in the International Space Station that have gone.
Surely
I'm one astronaut look it up. I don't I feel like that'd be something they wouldn't say
Have any have any I'm really gonna Google this have any astronauts
Had sex in space
No verified records
NASA maintains that it knows of no intercourse in space. Yeah, no shit, bro. What are you gonna tell them? Oh?
my god
Too difficult and too dangerous to test
What is this fucking fear factor? Oh
God zero cheese. How are we gonna do this?
Too difficult to test like it's some sort of experiment
As as noted in a reddit post
because Newton's third law makes it difficult to maintain contact without specialized techniques,
such as Velcro or being held by another person. I assume they just cocoon each other and then
jackrabbit it. Like that in my head, I assume they just be kind of floating around the space
station and just rip it. Like that's probably how it would go.
Gemini how many did they have I'm maybe two
All increment up to landing on the move so they're up here in the capsule
Okay, no back to what I was saying why why dude this whole rocket
I know they're so worried about weight like weight is such a big thing
And it's like they have to like they have to literally factor in like every small thing they bring on the ship
You're telling me they can't just make the rocket a little bit bigger
So then the fucking capsule could be a little larger. Absolutely. And this is the gate tower
There's some bad happens this launches and carries the capsule and its residents. That was the problem with the other
Oh my god
Wait, this is why this rocket methods a lot safer because what was the other spaceship method they had where it was like an airplane?
The space shuttle
The space shuttle was like the dumbest invention because if something goes wrong on the space shuttle, you're just strapped to fucking explosive fuel.
Like, if, say this goes wrong and you're at the top, just shoot right off your gut. Like, you just die on this.
It's like a
Bair happens this launches and carries the capsule and its residents away from
it glows down the safety I'm saying in a moment where like you need to get the
fuck off that that rocket
And this bomb
we got one of those as well but especially designed for the future
it's called the space launch system SLS
So it has not only a big ol' giant rocket, it's got what we're familiar with now with
the space shuttle.
Yo, I can't imagine being one of the astronauts at the tip of that rocket.
You're already like 400 feet in the air.
And you just got fucking 80 tons of fuel behind you and you're just like...
What is the G force on that?
They probably have to train for that shit.
It's got two solid rocket boosters on the side.
The value of that is you use up their fuel
and when they're done, you just drop them away.
There you go.
You don't want to carry empty tanks.
You have to carry empty tanks.
And then the main rocket will also have
multiple stages as well.
This was the brainchild of Werner von Braun.
Multi-stage rockets.
Without him, we'd all have-
Oh yeah, Werner von Braun.
Yeah, I know the name.
He's bullet-shaped V2-looking rockets
that are not multi-stage.
was his idea to do this. You drop away things you don't need anymore and that way the remaining
thrust is pushing on a lower mass object. Right. So the SLS with the capsule included is about
the same size as the Saturn V. But here's a good way to think about how big it is. Let's compare
it to the Statue of Liberty. I'll get the fuck out of here, dude. It's as big as the Statue
of Liberty. I would have thought, okay, I would have thought that it was large. It's as big
is the Statue of Liberty. That's how big the fucking rocket is. Judy, if you're like,
I will say I did go to that one museum in Florida where they still have like one of the rockets
and you walk for like three minutes just under the rocket. Like it's a it's a long rocket,
but I'm seeing it on the ceiling so you don't really recognize it.
Except that's not the right comparison. Let's make the Statue of Liberty its actual size.
Okay, can you put it next to like the Washington Monument?
I feel like that would be a better comparison for me.
SLS.
It's about the same size as the Saturn V.
Okay.
But it has the help from these.
How tall is the rocket that I got to Google this?
How tall is the statue of Liberty?
It's just 325 feet. How tall is the rocket on Artemis 2?
This is 322 feet. No way. That's got to be wrong.
Oh, it's around the height. Oh, okay. Now, see, now we're skewing it a little bit.
So, you know, you've got to hide in a statue of liberty with the big rock part at the bottom.
What?
So, the statue of liberty, if you're like standing at the foot of the statue, is a lot smaller.
But if you add like the big, you know, rock part that it's sitting on, that's still huge.
322 feet.
So I'm going to put this aside.
OK, all right.
Point is the capsule, which is containing and protecting
the life forms, they're things like the original capsule
was not expressly designed to protect you from radiation.
Why?
It might incidentally do so because it's made of metal
and whatever, but this is radiation insulated
and has other life support systems
to protect the occupants as you would want.
OK.
The original Apollo capsule could see three astronauts the lucky Martin one can see four
We add another one to the mix. Okay, and of course it is all you add one more
You can get a League of Legends land so once again connected to a rocket tower
That will if something goes wrong in an instant probably so lit imagine being on the spaceship like keeling
Probably you'd have your ping would be crazy
It'll rapidly take the capsule away from this rocket bomb that's detonating in ways that
you don't want.
Wait, do they still have that live stream?
Sorry, I keep pausing.
Do they still have that live stream up right now?
We might be able to see where they're at.
They usually have live footage.
All the pictures I think you will oh no I don't want to hear this fucking space
conference right now I want to see the view from what the hell is this
okay we will take the time to get this cabin looking good and I think you're
you can come back on board with the HHB camera
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Is that the moon?
What am I looking at?
Thank you.
We'll take you up on it and we'll be coming on board.
Two FPS, obviously, Peg.
I love when people say that.
Why is the quality so bad?
Oh, I don't know.
Probably because we're far as fuck.
Yes, exactly.
So it's good.
Nice to have a little ejector button.
Exactly.
Exactly. In a way, the most important part of the whole rocket.
Definitely. AI.
Cause you in it.
That's what I'm saying. That's where the people are.
That's where the people are.
So Artemis 1 flew the entire kit and the Kaboodle to the moon and it landed in the ocean just...
What the hell is this flight pattern? Why did they do that?
And it landed in the ocean just like the old days.
Yeah. With...
Flushed down.
Flushed down with three parachutes and there was a capsule and landed right near a there was an aircraft carrier
Just one of the ships that would collect it out of the water and it was great uncrewed just to test the system
next Artemis 2
You land in Daytona, Florida on spring break
You pop you pop the fucking top of the the spaceship out everybody
It goes with crew to the moon, but doesn't land and then comes back.
Okay.
That's a very Apollo 80 of them.
8.
So you see how far we went from 1914 to 1969.
That's terrible.
That's how I think about where we should be in space.
That's terrible.
Okay, so Artemis IV, scheduled for the future,
will take the crew and they will land on the moon
targeting the south pole.
Okay.
The south pole, we have crater rims.
We're the sun which never gets very high in the sky.
Well, lizard people live on the dark side of the moon,
so this is gonna be a dangerous mission.
Do they have any weapons?
Happens when the sun is in the sky,
when you're near the poles.
Right.
They're craters that are so deep with rims so high,
the sun never reaches the bottom of the lake.
So when comets hit and they deposit water molecules
on the surface, if it's where the sun hits,
it evaporates.
If it goes in the middle of the crater,
it's there.
It's a cold trap.
And we got it.
For water.
Forever.
And so you can mine those molecules out.
For water, you can turn it into rocket fuels
separating the hydrogen and oxygen.
I'm just starting to see the motivation here.
China is gonna go.
We like that water's ours, China.
So the South Pole is the-
Well, what are they looking to find?
Like remnants of other life forms in those asteroids
or like certain things that we haven't found before?
Like in these water molecules, it's not oil.
Oil.
Drill, drill, drill.
We're gonna bring it back.
Yeah, that's what we're going to get out of a fucking moon.
Yeah, how you get that shit back?
Object of affection these days.
Yeah.
Not only China sent, a rover is there, Russia sent a rover, one of them crashed I think.
We've sent a spacecraft to the South Pole, so that's where everybody's sort of gathering
right now.
If it's going to be a turf war, it's going to be there, and we didn't want to be
left out.
There it is.
Once again, it comes down to the fact that we don't want to get beat.
We have a real or perceived threat from an adversary that we are reacting to.
But that's not going to be the top cover.
What does our treaty say about like water is now commodity on the moon?
So what does our treaty say?
There's the outer space treaty, which was modified, updated, to become the Artemis
Treaty.
Oh!
It's signed by 50, 60 countries.
Okay.
not Russia. They came up with their own treaty that they signed among themselves.
Okay, so they got a treaty. We got a treaty. The treaty means you help each other.
They need, you know, hide secrets. What a perfect opportunity to showcase cooperation among
the... It really does blow that like if all the world superpowers actually got along and
and shared info with each other,
we as a species would advance at such a more rapid rate
than we do now.
Because we're just gatekeeping info from one another
that, like, oh, we need this bit of info that you have.
You need our info.
And instead of just giving it to each other,
we're going to spend 10 years trying to figure it out
so we can piece our own puzzle together
rather than just handing it to each other.
Like...
It's a cluster of species, but we're not on earth anymore.
Like you.
It's all Kim, bro.
It's over.
I'm telling you right now.
Kim Jong-un has zero valuable information for any of the world's superpowers.
I'm more so talking about China, Russia, the United States.
If they all shared info with each other, that would be fucking awesome.
Right?
We can't even go to the damn moon and work together.
You would think was that look, let's all work together.
Kim Jong-un's cooking up fucking burger recipes on his fucking end in North Korea dude. They got about jack shit
They're about nine nine nine to ten years behind from what everybody else is cooking up, dude
Yeah, that we can all get this water because guess what you know, like whoever Kim Jong-un making wick with cheese burger recipes
That's it we needed to get to Mars or wherever else the old watering hole problem with tribes. Yep
So I just want to sort of celebrate the fact that we are going back even though it's 50 years later
All right, I'm happy we're going back right I understand the motive. I'm not I mean this is fucking jerk off dude
I get the hell out of here your English is good
My English not good. I mean I think he's black
What?
What the fuck are we talking about bro get the hell out of my chest
Delusional about that that crew going to the moon looks more like America like obviously
Obviously purposefully mistyping words to make it seem like they don't they don't speak English then the original, you know
Mercury 7 that if like if you if you couldn't type it if you couldn't type that
How are you understanding what I'm saying at the rate that I'm talking like I have viewers that aren't native English speakers in chat
right now, right? But they still probably know how to say, Oh, what are you taught? Like,
what are you saying? You're just, are you okay? Yeah, Neil's black. What? What is that? What does
that have to do with anything? I can help it. Oh, by the way, Trump puts it in. And who follows
Trump as president Biden Biden, he doesn't cancel it. Nope. He keeps it. He was asleep.
That's why. So everybody keeps the space goal, right? Because it transcends politics.
It does and you realize Nasa has yo yo yo, let's let's not let's not start this savage, but big dog
Yeah
No, you're banned man. I'm sorry. I
Understand, you know, you're welcome to still watch me
You can't be in my chat anymore, dude. I don't know if it was you or your brother
But you faked killing yourself in my chat
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Stop. You're banned. You watch. You're not a chatter, right? It's getting really Paris, beyond the Paris sociality of faking killing yourself in a stream, because that's crazy, right?
Now we're now we're just spam trying to get unbanned stop making new accounts. Just watch the stream your band your band. You can't type
As 10 centers in eight, I gotta rewind
You're in dark for the subbies for the subcult think of the three my family's through CPS report
Even my family's always nice to me and my transistor
But apparently the report was on her being suicidal because your pants don't support him
They totally go to bed early, which is almost seems like a joke
I'll watch your streams really type my mind up that while I hope things are okay
Um, I'm glad I'm able to help. I don't really know what else I could say.
Eric, Mr. Redd and Cole for the sub real, for the sub sub, thank you for the three.
Going to college any year, uh, next year, any advice? Uh, schedule your fucking work,
you know, have a schedule a week in advance of what you need to do and what you need to get done
and don't procrastinate. That's about it.
Al Cookie, thank you for the sub, thank you, thank you for the three.
Uh, yes, I've seen New York's Fedos. Fizzle and Real, thank you for the sub,
Kev Mateo, Bond, thank you for the three.
Dad worked for Nasty, put it in the project of the mood, basically the mood after
to try to set up a good amount of goals. Lunar South Pole by 2030. Justin also at the sub
year and creamy thinking of the subjects and thinking of the five gifts. Happy and Marcus
thinking of the sub to Ken and they think of the sub here. Think of the three now. Sharky
and skate. Think of the sub. Austin Dick, what I am thinking of the sub, I'm thinking
of the five. Locking. He keeps it. He was asleep. That's why. So everybody keeps
the space goal, right? Because it transcends politics. It does. And you realize NASA
has 10 centers in eight states and those eight states variously at the general election vote
four red four blue three red five blue five red three blue it is embedded in the political
spectrum of the country so if someone does not like nasa that is insufficient information for
you to know what party they vote for there you go that's how you embedded in see kind of how I
There it is. Congrats. Wow. So you make it you make it a political thing for both part or beyond politics for both parties
I'm just you know, I just spent everywhere. I'm just wanting to be able to explore. It's a license NASA
The only thing about America that doesn't
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This has been yet another start talk explainer
The Artemis mission following on the legacy of Apollo.
Good to have you, man.
Always a pleasure.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, your personal astrophysicist,
as always bidding you to keep looking up.
Wow, I love that video.
I love learning about space.
I love learning about the interstellar's.
Neil with long enough to see the moon mission go Artemis.
OK.
What? Wait, why? God damn it.
Oh my god. No, see now I'm thinking about when Neil deGrasse Tyson is gonna die. How old is Neil deGrasse Tyson?
67
Dude I saw a clip of somebody saying I think it was like some fitness influencer going like oh the average person's gonna live to 140 soon
How now how now you know what I do think about if there's ever a world where they invent something that like can biologically make people immortal
I feel like I would be the jackass that would die the day before
Obviously not like physically immortal because even if you're biologically immortal you can still get like shot hit by car dive other things
But like I feel like if they are ever to like make something like oh, yeah, wait no now
We can like low-key live forever. I died I died the day before they found that out
And there's just they're on the streets. Oh, it's a utopian out
They're just injecting people with needles that you know make you live forever or some shit and
Joseph Joseph in the ground
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any large-scale crime?
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You're on a poster at the post office that nobody reads
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Face clear as day, buddy. You even put a balaclava on his day
You wore a hoodie, but forgot about the angle from the teller's station amateur hour
The FBI opens a case that is beyond amateur hour walking in with your hood up and robbing a bank
Because it's a federal crime, but you're just a AI. What do you mean AI? Is that AI? I
I can't tell, bro, but you're just a number in the system.
One agent gets assigned, part-time, along with 40 other cases he's juggling.
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And next, Gustavo and Bean for the sub.
What makes dollar stores so cheap?
Lock in.
If I asked you what's the most popular retail chain
in America, you dollar general.
It probably has to do with a video, not a pre-watch.
You know, I know it's dollar general chat
and I'm fucking certain on this.
It's either dollar general, dollar tree
is because dollar generals pop up everywhere at any any corner.
Dude, flashback five years,
you probably saw one dollar general in like your city.
Now every fucking block, there's a dollar general,
at least in the Northeast, dollar general, dollar general.
Dollar general you could be in a town in the middle of nowhere dollar general big city
They got dollar generals every fucking three every three feet, you know, and they're not even selling good shit
They're just selling regular freezer goods. They got bananas apples and fucking shitty blueberries and
Fucking lighters and cigarettes
Probably say something stupid like it's like a Thailand and 7-Elevens. I think it's Thailand
Yeah, Thailand, 7-Eleven, how many are there?
I'm pretty sure Thailand has like the most 7-Eleven's per capita.
There's 16,711 stores in Thailand.
Oh my god.
200 stores open per quarter.
That's one, that's more than one per day.
That means if you live in Thailand,
like, if you're a regular Thai citizen,
you're walking around and there's a new 7-Eleven
in your vicinity every fucking week. Like, oh my god. Cause Thailand's not that big of
a country either. Like there's a lot of people but it's not a huge land mass.
Like CVS, Walgreens, Dwayne Reed. Yo CVS? No, not CVS. You know what fucking sucks
and shut down Rite Aid? Nobody goes to a Rite Aid anymore. Rite Aids are dead.
or Walmart, or Target, or perhaps BJ.
Oh yeah, we're sitting in sub only.
Yeah.
Do you guys love BJs?
I love-
What is Rite Aid?
Like a shitty CVS.
Or perhaps BJs.
Do you guys love BJs?
I love BJs.
That's a real store in New England,
and it's very popular, but holy-
I've been to a BJs a few times.
I've never been to a Costco.
I've only been to a BJs.
It's the same thing as a Costco.
Like, almost identical.
How do they not see that marketing wise but the biggest retailer in the US? I think it's great marketing
I understand it's a bad name, but like same thing with dicks
Yeah, you want to go to dicks?
Lots dick sporting goods
And you know, I'm never gonna get over this. How is Richard?
Nickname dick
Like they're not even the same there it's not like there's a short form it's just how's Richard dick
My number of stores is actually Dollar General.
In fact, there are more dollar stores in America.
Because Rick, no, it's Dick.
Richard, Rick, Dick.
But that doesn't make sense.
I could understand Richard's nickname being Rick,
but Richard's nickname is also Dick.
Like you could call a Richard Dick.
Richard's nickname.
Dick, Rick, Rich or Richie?
The nickname Dick originated in the Middle Ages
through rhyming conventions where Richard
was shortened to Rick and then changed to Dick.
That had to be a desk and then it's stock, right?
Like, if you're a Richard in the Middle Ages
and they go Richard Rick
and then they just start calling you Dick,
I mean, like, was Dick a term for penis in the Middle Ages?
America, then every Walmart, Target, McDonald's
and Starbucks combined.
Who doesn't love going down to the dollar store and picking up a new flavor of Fagot?
Look, they got cotton candy flavor.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, they actually have the worst products ever.
Yo, that's no, that's not like a dollar general though.
That's like a dollar tree.
If you go to a dollar general just has cheap stuff.
A dollar tree is like a true dollar store.
And I think everything now is like $1.25 or $1.50
because of inflation, but like everything at the stores
like under $2.
Those stores are awesome, but also suck.
The vibe when you walk into a dollar tree is just grim.
There's like one employee,
they have like deflated balloons in the corner
and you stroll in and it's just like
old Halloween decorations, it's April.
old Halloween day. It's April in the corner. There's just weird like gum on the floor and you're walking around and they just have like single boxes of candy, loose off brand sodas, they go and then like freezer bacon that certainly has bacteria.
That certainly has some sort of back-to-area
Labor for only 25 cents a fitting price for such a disgusting abomination. Oh, no, it's not it's not 25 cents
It's a dollar 25. Hmm. Yeah. No, that's what it is now. See this is dollar trade. Well, that's a little it's a dollar store
Why we going why we going over dude that I've been saying the same thing and yo
I'm not trying to shit on five below that motherfucker's 80 percent five beyond
We ain't five below anymore, buddy
Stop, stop, change the name of the store at this point.
We're gonna go 10 below at that point and just make it that because it's like if you walk into a 5 below,
half of the store is a 5 and beyond.
It's like what are we even doing?
In 20 years, it's gonna be 5 below and nothing's gonna be $5 because they can't profit.
It's the same thing, bro.
If you only see these in big cities, I'm talking like Philly, New York City,
You know, maybe like a Miami or somewhere, but like usually like an older city.
Have you ever seen a 99 cent store?
They still have those in some places.
What are they selling there?
Off brand lollipops.
Like, what are you selling in 2026?
What are you selling for less than a dollar?
Trash, actual, like, actually, like, like garbage out of the trash can
that's like refurbished.
For a dollar that what for math math is very expensive comparatively buddy. Maybe crack a crack pellets
Fraff a go you conned faulty condoms
Recalled recalled birth control like I don't understand like what are we selling there that people are buying that what the I just
Don't get how you're gonna lie about selling things for a dollar and then oh not only that sell me something
That should be literally a nickel
It's cotton candy, Fego, and you're gonna charge a dollar twenty-five for that? Have some credibility.
That's just the thing. Hardly anything in the dollar store actually costs a dollar anymore. They're all liars.
Yeah, but dollar general, see, see, dollar general, right?
When you, like, that, that's the real facade of these places. Some of them stick true to the name.
I'm not upset at a dollar tree changing it to a dollar twenty-five, because everything's a dollar twenty-five.
You walk into a dollar general, they got shit that's fifty bucks in there.
You could buy, you could buy a fucking, uh, a big container of fucking laundry detergent for like $20.
Actually cost a dollar anymore. They're all liars. They all sell things more than a dollar and it's in their name.
It's damn right unconstitutional. It's like if you found out I had a super small piece.
I mean my name's Big Tug. I gotta be packing down there.
Start a rumor that I'm packing down there.
And honestly I can't think of one good reason why the dollar score would need to charge more than a dollar.
Inflation? That's made up. Print more money. But still, with prices so relatively low,
it's no wonder that studies show nearly 90% of Americans have shopped at a dollar store in the last year alone.
Yo, side note. Did Kildosar ever do a video where he only ate at a Dollar Tree for a week?
Because that video is probably very grim.
That video is probably so- Kildosar Dollar Tree. Oh my god, what do you think he ate?
Guys, it is January 1st, and for the next 14 days, I am only eating and drinking from the Dollar Tree.
What are you eating from a Dollar Tree that is giving you any rotten meat?
Any sort of sustenance? Oh my god, they do have frozen vegetables.
Unfortunately, the fruit is going to be a little too expensive.
See, $3. Oh my god, wait, no, Dollar Trees don't even follow the fucking rules anymore. What?
No this is actually ruining my fucking vibe.
Okay everything else is $1.25 you can get mustard.
I'll just start eating peanut butter for a week.
We ran out of kitchen. Tuna we have to get tuna. We need-
Oh my.
Eating that star-kissed tuna in water.
Mmm.
Turkey stick.
stick but as you see everything here dollar twenty five strawberry freeze
dried stuff okay freeze-dried strawberries but that's just it's not
like that's not that gross where's like all done smells terrible dinner okay
yo that is actually just straight gruel like and a whole bro I love
watching his videos because he will eat the grossest thing ever not really make a face and just be like
yeah that's the worst thing i've ever tasted too i cut up some of that pepper jack cheese all done
smells terrible dinner okay wish me luck that's gonna be a 6.3 tastes like mush on fries i'm still
hungry so i'm gonna have some of this pop face feature he's dude we're giving that a six three
What's the most replayed cheese it is 6 p.m. I'm going to the gym again do some work. That is awesome
He's by drinks for really good
That even after the bro, I feel like he's just eating snacks for a week, dude, which they sell G feel at a fucking Dollar Tree. Oh
Oh my god. Ooh, I could survive on Jimmy Deans. I could survive on a Jimmy Deans.
No meal is complete without an absurd amount of this ranch.
What is that?
She's a cilantro lime rice.
Oh, he did not eat all of that. It's fucking foul. Oh dude. Yeah, we're getting creative.
Okay, are those caught up hot dogs on saltine crackers?
Saltine crackers, sausage, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, barbecue sauce.
And now the piece de des histones.
So I'll attempt to eat that in the car on the way to-
An enchilada?
Oh my God, and he must have just seen it.
Just the rose up in the fucking Dollar Tree diet into a cup.
Hands into the one of the waitresses.
However other research suggests that as many as 36% of shoppers use these stores at least three times a month in between
2008 and 2020 food sales at these stores nearly doubled now is it because that's really sad because financial times hit hard
And we had to get our me at a dollar store. Yes, that's why it happened
I would assume but man come on come on down for the stake-ums kids
We got at the dollar store. You just know it's good. I used to be in stake-ums
No, bro before I had alpha gal and when I was when I was in like fucking high school
Bro, steak comes was like the fucking meal, bro. Oh
My god, you fucking throw some what is that? It's like frozen fucking
Steak patties that are really thin and you just cook up that's like a strong
It's the struggle meal, but it's the best struggle meal. We got at the dollar so dry
So dry, but you percover in sauce.
The store.
You just know it's poison.
Every line in that is poison.
So not only are dollar stores everywhere,
but they're quickly becoming a consistent component
of the American diet.
During a 2020 earnings call,
Dollar General CEO, Ted Vasso, said,
we do very good in good times
and we do fabulous in bad times.
He loves the pores, Teddy.
Honestly, if everything's going so good all the time,
sounds like you can probably afford to keep your
under a dollar there, Ted.
So considering today's dollar is worth 47% less than it was 25 years ago.
Wow.
$100 in 2000 is equivalent to $188 today.
Like I knew the inflation rate was, you know, changing the dollar value.
But I didn't think that it would be almost double from 2000, maybe double from like the
80s.
Ted's fabulous bad time seems to be here to stay.
It's time to dig between the cushions of your couch and find the spare change because today we're taking a trip to the dollar store
And we're gonna figure out what the hell's going on over there
And also the people find change between the cushions anymore. I mean I haven't had a couch good enough to have cushions
It's usually one one slate of fabric and even then I mean I do people have loose change in their pockets anymore
I remember going between the cushions and getting ice cream money for the ice cream truck when I was a child kids don't have
Never had that I used to look under vending machines though
And I would find court when I was a kid
I used to look under vending machines and like put my hand in like the dusty ass
gross part of a vending machine because people would drop coins down there and not want to pick them up and
That's like a that's like a locked way to get like 50 cents than anymore Chris
You can go to the next day whenever you want
I'm just gonna be talking about the ice cream in for a while the roots of discount retail stretch back so far that they
Predate the arrow when a dollar was considered cheap
It's hard to think about now
But there was a time in America when a crisp George Washington was actually worth something and not not filling up space in your pockets
We need to get for a dollar nowadays a cow tail plus Chris
Put a good picture of a cow tail. I'm delicious, but they're fucking disgust bro the candy. That's under the counter at like a wah-wah
That that shit nobody buys
Like here
Hold up. I gotta find like a good
Good image.
Walla counter check out.
I like right here.
Okay look.
Like this shit.
You know when you're at like you're checking out at a gas station doesn't have to be a walla?
This stuff. At the bottom row.
Who buys this?
Do you guys buy this shit?
Double bubble.
If I have never in my life
seen somebody
Go just dive for the double bubble. I've gotten a cow tail or two once in a while
But double bubble double bubble bubble gum
Who's eating that?
Are we in the 1910s is this the it like dude?
I is this the 1930s great depression
Hubba bubba double bubble hubba bubba double bubble bubble gum that shit is disgusting
It's like chewing fucking cardboard
Cardboard. Cardboard in like whale fat.
Kid still exists? Yeah, and there's better gum than that.
1788, a dollar was worth 30 dollars.
You know, you know, okay, breasted kids still exist. You know what I'm trying to chew on? Big League chew.
Big League chew. Act like I'm chewing, chewing tobacco. Put some green in there.
Chew that up.
You think I- I don't get money. How can that be true?
Which is why the first discount stores were actually called 5 and 10 cent stores.
Hey, now you see, the first of which was created in 1878 by the most 1878 name I've ever heard in my life,
Frank Winfield Woolworth.
Holy s***, that is an entrepreneur.
Woolworth did live up to his name, however, becoming wildly successful by creating the first 5 and dime stores.
The business model was so lucrative that it was quickly du-
Yo, I genuinely believe we should just get rid of the dime the nickel
I know we got already rid of the penny
But like bro chop everything out outside of a quarter because what in the fuck are we buying that's ten cents
Like I know it's it's to you
It's for like the purpose of having taxes and then people are gonna round up if you get rid of it
But it's like we had these coins because they were at one point capable of buying something in themselves like you need like
40 nickels to buy anything of value located by other stores
spawning some America's first chains, including what would
eventually become the 20th century retail giant Kmart.
Remember Kmart? That's why I said 20th century giant because
that's not around no more. They failed spectacularly. Maybe
I'll make a video about that one day, but we're going to be
talking about the dollar store today. But of all the five
and dimes, none were as successful or as influential
as the 20th century Ben Franklin stores. Now naming
your store after a founding father is a bold move, especially when you're picking Benny
Franklin because that dude was a pervert. I mean, not only did he invent lightning rods,
bifocals, and glass instruments played with wet fingers called the Armonica, but Franklin
wasn't just inventing things. He was also a cocksmith. The dude loved him some fr-
Didn't he go overseas and like cheat on- I don't know if he had a wife, but he would
sleep with a bunch of women and then go back.
And sh- he loved a French more than he loved this country. So in his honor, we decided
as a country to get together and name a cheap little fucking store after him and I'm sure
he would be thrilled if he lived to see the day. Ben Franklin stores were everywhere. At
the company's peak they operated 2,500 locations and in 1945 a World War II veteran named-
Wait, hold up, let's go through, let's go through the US currency. Penny? Abraham Lincoln.
I don't know the last time I looked at the face of a nickel.
Who's on a nickel?
Roosevelt, I don't think Roosevelt.
I would assume like Alexander Hamilton or some shit.
Jefferson, okay, Jefferson's on the nickel.
Quarter Washington.
Half dollar?
What's void that dollar coin void that they exist nobody uses them dollar bill
Washington oh
Dime see I forget about a dime. Who's on the dime
Kennedy who's on the dime
FDR, I don't fucking know I'm googling this
who's on every every bill and coin US $1 Washington $2 Thomas Jefferson $5
Abraham Lincoln $10 Alexander Alexander Hamilton I went and saw that play in
New York City it was fire $20 Andrew Jackson $50 US grant $50 bills
slept on currency. I feel like you rarely have a 50. I feel like most people carry 1,520 and 100.
1,520, 100, maybe a 10. You never carry in a 2. You have a 2, but you don't use it. It's like
lucky. And then a 50. 50 is rare, rare. And then you never get dollar coins. Dollar coins are
So rare, half dollars, too.
Discontinued, there was a $500 bill with William McKinley
on it, a $1,000 Grover Cleveland, 5,000 James Madison,
10,000 Salmon Pea Chase.
Who the fuck is Salmon Pea Chase?
It sounds like a fake name.
American politician, sixth chief of justice.
Chase Bank.
Name's Sam Walton, bought a Ben Franklin in Newport, Arkansas.
The store was sold to Franklin for $25,000,
and the sellers apparently were quoted as saying,
this dude's buying a lemon.
That's not a direct load.
They wouldn't say this dude.
But they did call the store a lemon.
If you don't know what a lemon is,
it's something that's shitting right out the gate,
and he's probably going to fail.
But what nobody saw coming was the business IQ
of this shell-shocked war veteran.
In three years, Walton's annual sales
topped $250,000, which in today's money
is about a trillion billion jubinka joints,
cause that's a lot of money back then.
Eventually, Walton struck out on his own,
creating a little store called Walmart.
That's right, the basic principle.
What?
The dude that started like these sheep stores made Walmart?
Those of Walmart, one of the world's largest retailers
were fine-tuned in the dollar store,
where Walton learned the pricing, merchandising,
and layouts that would influence the Walmart model.
You guys know the Walmart model, it's perfect.
You get the candy at the checkout aisles, you sell guns and cages next to baby formula, it's perfect.
Bro, my Walmart has digital price tags now.
Uh-uh.
F.
We're in a dystopia.
They change it.
Okay, it's America.
But it isn't just Walmart that claims roots in the Ben Franklin stores.
This shit was wildly influential, turns out.
In 1953, a Ben Franklin was per-
That shit's updating by the minute.
You pick an item off the shelf for triples in price.
Just by K.R. Perry, whose son would eventually take up the family business by opening up a Dollar Tree in 1986.
Remember the Dollar Tree? It's the whole point of the video. I've been ignoring that.
I can't fucking write a script for the fuck of me, but I'm glad you bet.
I hope you've been enjoying this. Hope you get all your fun facts.
I'm burnt out, guys. I can't do this forever.
But it was three decades earlier in the 1950s when dollar stores began to take the shape we recognized today.
nice today. Dollar General opened up in Springfield, Kentucky in 1955 and Family Dollar of Charlotte,
North Carolina followed just four years later. Dollar General expanded to 29 stores and was
doing annual sales of $5 million just two years after opening. If Family Dollar opened
up 100 stores in its first decade and then they opened up another 100 stores just
a year after that. They were booming, exponential growth. Chris put up a chart. The 50s
facilitated their spread because of the growth of the American suburbs in small
towns after World War II. Dollar stores filled that gap of affordable and convenient shopping.
Come on down, we're selling hams today. Plus big box stores like Ball Mart,
they weren't even existing yet. He had to wait a decade for that shit. And even when they did,
they tended to grow at a slower pace. But this was the genius of the dollar store,
and the reason they spread across the country like a weed. They require so little overhead,
gang. So little overhead. No, and you always have, like,
Dude, a dollar, a dollar general, a dollar tree, you have like two employees, your production cost is so low.
And the appeal is just like people love going there because it's just cheap shit.
You go in, you spend five dollars, you feel like you spent nothing and you got five items out of it.
Their buildings, inventories and employees are a fraction of those needed by regular retail shops.
Because I'll let you in a little secret, okay?
If you're, if you have an entire store dedicated to shit that costs less than a dollar,
You can only imagine how little that cost to actually produce in South.
They were making a crazy margin on all this shit.
Smaller-
I'm a manager of Dollar Tree.
Oh, yo, sorry, I'm gonna say this.
Some Dollar Tree employees smell like actually fucking dog poop.
Wait, no, Dollar General, not Dollar Tree.
There was one Dollar General I went to in PA,
and they-
The employee literally reeked of shit.
Like, I was standing here and I'm just going-
Can you find everything you want today?
Yeah.
I'm just trying to just give me my bag,
but I'm trying to get the book out of your stench maxing.
Bro, I remember she was talking to the other guy.
It was either her or him.
Well, maybe both of them.
She was like, I can't wait to go home.
I'm like, oh, I wonder why.
There's a fucking mud sandwich in your fucking pants
right now, buddy.
Holy shit.
She smelled so bad.
It was like I'm watering.
Footprints allows them to thrive in communities often overlooked
by bigger retailers in places where it is a practical.
I can't wait to go right now.
I need to see her plop onto the ground.
A little more profitable to run a Walmart.
And these places that I just described
also happen to be full of the most desirable clientele
for the dollar store.
The pores.
Dollar General CEO Ted Vaso says
that their average customer is a woman in a dual income
household that earns less than $40,000 before taxes, yikes, and has only about 800 of disposable
income per year. Not a great situation to be in. This makes much of rural America a prime
spot for their industry. However, 75% of Americans nowadays do live within a 5 mile radius of
a dollar store. So how does that amount of expansion make sense with the average demographic
of a discount chopper? These dollar stores aren't just an-
Oh well, not in Guthrie, Texas, or the local cast stations 90 miles away.
Not in old Guthrie, Texas. We got a six-man football team.
They got nobody around here. We got to filter our own rainwater.
The shantytowns, they're in nice suburbs and they're around the rich people.
So how's that going down? Well, ladies and gentlemen,
It's that time of show where I bring up the fact that shit's pretty bad right now
And it's been pretty bad for a while and it doesn't look like it's getting better. The rich people are born out. We're
Apieu study. Well, that's why like, uh, that's why like targets a failing business, right? Because
uh, rich people will go to like
What's like a rich people grocery store?
rich people go to like
Erwan if you live in like LA or you know, like higher quality grocery stores
And Target was like targeting the middle class
But now the middle class is like starting to not really exist. So everybody just goes to Walmart or Dollar General
So it's like you just have to polar opposite trader Joe's. Yeah
Trader Joe's Whole Foods some shit like that bro. No matter how much money I ever make I'm not going to a fuck ass
Asshole foods I would go to a trader Joe's I want your trader Joe's one time that she was awesome
She was awesome dude. I felt like I was walking around there. Do you need help with anything, sir?
No, thank you and normally I hate that right normally I hate that but every item a trader Joe's makes no sense
I feel like I'm in the back rooms. Would you like help with anything? Oh, yeah, what's this? Oh, that's our fresh squeezed lemonade
It's all $14
What? That's lemonade you ever had, though.
Found out that in 1971, 61% of Americans lived in middle-class households, which earned two-thirds of all income.
And in 2023, only 51% of Americans were middle-class, which earned less than half of all income.
And I know I'm throwing a lot of numbers out here.
It gets a little confusing when you start thinking about how bad things actually are, but they're important in this discussion.
Quarter's all spiked from clav. What do you mean?
A lot of the clavicular. I saw them have like a seizure on Twitter or some shit.
I don't know what was happening.
I think somebody choked him out and he started like twitching.
He didn't die. Now, I don't think it was a seizure.
He was like violently convulsing though, and they did roll him on his side, which made me think that it was a seizure,
but it wasn't. Yeah, he cut off the oxygen into his brain. Oh my god.
What the fuck?
He got choked. What's happening now though? I don't think he's live. I feel like he normally goes live at like
Fucking like midnight. Oh no, he's live.
Is that gone? Wait, so you've found Judy's never or what?
Why is the address not sending? Fuck.
I should because you can quote me on this Chris put up on the screen numbers are business.
That's the first they teach you a clavicular watch party tell them they're just are maxing
tell them they're just are maxing business school you like numbers because that's business
what I'm saying is the middle class is shrinking and that's a great thing for people who
own dollar stores to quote Vaso as this economy continues to chug along and create more
of our core customer Jesus Christ that's so dark.
I think there's going to be more and more opportunities
for us to get in and build more stores.
That's so up.
I get, I'm sure it's, we're thinking of it,
we're thinking of it in the wrong context.
I'm sure he's talking to people who aren't poor,
but oh my God.
And this leads us to the consequences
of the dollar store strategy.
While they often like to position themselves
as businesses that do good for the community
by helping consume.
Yo, I hate card shopping, dude.
I think like that's actually like a bottom tier
shopping experience is being like,
I need to go buy birthday card.
And you scroll, you scroll the stores
and they're just all ass, all ass, dude.
And you'll see some shit on the like,
such niche things, your nephews graduating.
Why do we have a card for that?
Why don't we have a card for that?
Wouldn't, like, we have a business that's,
we have a factory that's printing out cards
for your nephews baby shower.
Like, why, why is that a subsection?
Just have like, birthday, birthday,
marriage. Your nephews friends bought Metsva. And it would be a card that has nothing to
do with like the relation of that to you. Why is that a thing?
They're spending a lot of time on their dollar while providing access to shopping and underserved
barriers. They actually play a role in destroying local communities. And we're going to talk
about that. As dollar stores aggressively expand, they're no longer just filling
in needs for rural towns and small suburbs. They're competing with local grocery stores
and effectively wiping them out.
Dollar stores often open up right next door
to local businesses and-
Bro, but I don't understand how they're competing
with local grocery stores because I understand
on a snack perspective, like smaller,
smaller skewed things,
like if you have to just grab something in the moment,
but like dollar generals aren't selling like meats,
you know?
They sell like cereal and snacks
and maybe a small fruit section,
but they don't have like raw chicken
or beef or fucking shrimp or some shit.
But then I'm forgetting that the average American's diet
is so piss poor that it's like,
they're probably just eating fish sticks
from Dollar General.
What do you fucking compete with someone selling
a $1.25 cotton candy, Fego?
Reports suggest that it's typical for mom and pop sales
to drop by roughly 15 to 30% after a dollar store opens
driving many of them out of business.
Studies have found a substantial decline
in the number of grocers within a two mile radius
of new dollar stores, which lead to food deserts.
And that's when a place, an area is,
it's really hard to get good, healthy food.
So they have to go to like 7-Eleven
and buy donuts in order to survive.
It's a big issue and dollar stores contributing to that.
And the cycle continues as fewer grocery stores
made more business for dollar stores,
leading to more dollar stores opening,
destroying even more grocery stores.
So at this point in the fruit that Dollar General has
is like the runt puppy in a litter, bro.
You get an apple from Dollar General,
it's the size of a golf ball.
I'm sitting there like, there's a core in there.
I mean, I'm supposed to eat them like one bite.
What am I buying?
The blueberries are like fucking grains of sand.
It's just sad.
Boy, I know what you're asking yourself, Tucker.
Is this all, is this all all this bad stuff
you're talking about?
Is this all worth the savings?
Is this worth the dollar 25 Fango,
which is the only item I currently know
that sells at dollar stores.
But honestly that question
might be a little bit of a moot point.
Dollar stores have a penny pinching reputation
that's made them a favorite
among 50 and low income households,
but that reputation might actually not be warranted.
After all, if you think about it,
these stores are making an insane amount of money.
In 2024, Dollar General-
How?
I feel like you're fucking
your profit margins probably pretty low.
And whenever I walk into a Dollar General,
There's like maybe one other person there.
You buy six items, you're not making that much money.
Pillsnet sales topped 40 billion
while Dollar Tree raked in 17.6 billion
and Family Dollar made 13.25 billion.
How could a business that keeps inventory so cheap
make so much goddamn money?
Guys, they do it by doing what everyone else does.
They fuck over the customers.
It's so simple.
Why didn't I think of it?
One of the most common tactics dollar stores use
to increase profit margins is shrinkflation.
A very-
You know Doritos be doing that shit, dude.
You buy a bag, you buy like a mini gas station bag
of Doritos recently.
There's like five Doritos in the bag.
Not even, not even.
Other side note, not even a shrinkflation.
Lays chips struggling for their lives
to get fucking people to buy their shitty ass potato chips.
They rebranded from the gross fucking classic
fucking pick to a new brand.
I'm gonna show you the side-by-side here.
Like the new Lay's Potato Chip branding looks so good,
comparable to the old one.
Oh my God, the old one was so fucking gross.
They almost conned me into buying it.
Old Lay's Potato Ships.
Grrr, grrr, grrr.
They look even worse than this.
Dude, they're see-through.
That's how thin a laced potato chip is.
Sopping wet with oil and see through.
Anybody that likes a laced potato chip,
I'm not trying to diss you.
If you like a classic yellow laced potato chip,
your blood pressure is through the fucking roof.
More than mine in my cortisol spikes.
Because if you're eating these on a daily basis,
they're disgusting, number one.
They're disgusting.
They're covered in oil.
They're the most unhealthy fucking chip
that you've ever eaten in your life.
They're so gross.
And then they rebrand to go made with real potatoes.
Made with real potatoes.
And look, these look like fucking piss chips.
These look like kettle-cooked baked chips.
And I'm telling you, they haven't changed the recipe at all.
They just changed the branding.
The potato chips are still dog shit ass.
Literally, why are people buying those?
If I'm buying a potato chip, I'm buying a kettle-cooked.
That's it.
I will buy a baked glaze. I take it back. Baked glaze are good. Baked glaze are good. Fried
glaze are disgusting.
Chuggy term, a very millennial term, but it's actually real, so we gotta pay attention to
it.
The term was coined in 2009 to describe the practice of charging the same amount of money
for a product, while-
Cattle cooked are all right. You're pissing me off. You're pissing me off. You're
pissing me off. If I'm buying a- dude, a regular chip, I don't really, I'm not
Not a big fan of potato chips generally, but a kettle cup, a kettle cup jalapeno.
Have one of these, have one of these and get back to me.
Have one of these and get back to me.
These are elite, elite chips, nothing better, so good.
Slightly shrinking its size.
is fine that consumer charging the same amount of money.
Freedos, another weird pick.
Don't know why anybody would be buying those.
The Crest White toothpaste.
Wow, really, really skipping out on the toothpaste here.
Raisins are down.
Not really upset about that.
70 fewer raisins per can.
I'm gonna be totally real.
I think I have the same,
I think I have the same sun-made raisins jar
that I've had for the last 10 years.
hold up I need to go grab that I need to go grab I actually think I have the same raisins that they're probably expired they're probably expired I
when am I ever just eating a handful of raisins hold up
I think they're going to be
Let me show you real crackle up
It's currently April 3rd these expired two months ago and there's still there's still more
Or, dude, it's just so many raisins.
So like, when are you ever eating that many raisins?
Then how long do, okay, I wonder when I bought them now.
Do you think I can figure that out?
What is the shelf life of raisins?
Six months?
I did not buy these six months ago.
I don't remember buying raisins in the last like two years.
genuinely eat them
It's like fully stuck
How do you get him out I'm trying to let I want to get it out as one big cue
I'm throwing it out. What the fuck am I doing? They're expired. They're fucking expired. I'm not gonna eat the raisins. Jesus
Uh, trouble thinking of the three how many bright Nebraska viewers do you think you have? I have no idea
Reggie think of the three jinks into the bro v bro gets x you see right now
Well, you do one of the jinks in the future. You actually texted me about that. Yeah, uh today
Yes, I don't know when though taking cringe with the subject taking the three
JC IRL collab no idea when we're doing that Nick. There is no set date
I don't want to say please stop asking me about it, but please stop asking me about it
I have no idea when we would do that. I at some point in my life. Yes, I don't know when though
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Thank you for the sub both take the five gift is Henry for three sister is a gore for me and
Next, interroxy, as it come out,
side of three years, you try to commit six months ago,
thankfully failed.
I'm scared she'll try it again, do you have any advice?
Well, I'm sorry that your sister's going through that,
but I can't really help you there, man.
All I could say is, you know,
you got to talk to your parents about it,
maybe try and get your sister
into some sort of therapy program,
but outside of that, I don't really know what I could say.
Sorry, that tapped in though.
May think of the three.
Me and my girlfriend broke up,
I'm not trying to seek attention,
but come to you wondering if you have any advice.
blocker on everything, focus on yourself,
hang out with friends, pick up a hobby
and give yourself time to move on.
That's all you can really do.
Slay, thank you for the sub cup, thank you for the parade.
Did you assess, give us a stab.
Raw and mass, thank you for the sub.
If you haven't, if you haven't,
I ask you to play.
If you try to fail and succeed,
do you fail or did you succeed?
I'm using for the sub slash thank you for the five gifts.
You succeeded in failing.
That's not that deep.
Clover, thank you for the thousand,
but these Bowden, AP, thank you for the sub.
Rue, Nicholas, Ty, Quicksilver,
Ishmael, thank you for the three.
Sick hair dude, let me know.
Thank you, Jake and Gribby for the sub being
thinking of the thousand, but he's never even a three.
Brain of the sub, Sergeant of the sub,
Nolia and money for the sub,
as they give it a five,
you have to say a little more,
a couple of things,
think of the sub,
Gustavo and B, think of the sub.
Garfield, this area,
I'll land it for the sub,
a little for the sub,
Reggie, think of it a three, lock in.
Money for a product,
while slightly shrinking its size.
Studies find that consumers are less likely
to stop buying a product due to shrinkflation
than due to a price increase.
And they might not even notice
the smallest Snickers bar.
It might be like I had a quarter inch smaller.
I wasn't paying attention, so give it to them.
They don't give a f***.
The treeflation explains why many consumers
might not realize that in 2022,
Gatorade changed the side of its standard bottle
from 32 ounces to 28 ounces.
Gatorade, Gatorade, come on now.
One will hollow out the bottom part.
You ever see that?
So instead of it having a flat bottom,
they'll just make like a big hole.
So it looks exactly the same,
but they save like five ounces of liquid.
I need that lemon juice.
I need that yellow juice in my body when I get a cold.
But unfortunately, stringflation is a strategy
that dollar stores use to exploit the vulnerability
of their primary customer base.
Now, considering practices like stringflation are going on,
it's kind of hard to think about
if you're actually saving any money shopping
at these stores.
And that's why we came up with a brand new game
to help you navigate the disk.
Sorry, I have a hangnail.
and I can't do anything productive until it's gone.
I just bit it off fire.
Yuck.
Counts in the dollar store aisle.
It's time to play deal or no deal.
That cannot be right.
That's that's already taken Jimmy.
All right, let's time out the guy that said I'll eat it.
Bobbert better.
Can we talk about Bobbert better for 35 seconds?
Thank you.
You're gonna go sit in the corner, buddy.
buddy. You f*** that up. I can't say that. That's a f***ing copyright. All right, that's
why we're playing a brand new game called Thrifty or Shitty. I can't say that over and
over again. We demonetize. Thrifty or Shifty. You drop the ball on this one, Jimmy. The
rules are simple. I'll show you a dollar store item and then you get to decide whether
it'd be cheaper to just get it at a local grocery store. And it probably is because
I love the deals down at Mock. Well, most dollar generals I thought are more expensive.
It's just the convenience of that. Get basket. More product placement. Go to Mock
basket they they over to mule up but the deals is still there.
Alright number one challenge number one, Mayo. Put it on the screen Chris, good job.
Is Mayo cheaper at a grocery store? Yes, because they're buying it in bulk.
Or Mayo. This eight ounce jar of craft real Mayo sounds like a steel at a dollar twenty five
which equals about fifteen point six two five cents per ounce. Holy what a steel. But honestly
I've never heard of Mayo coming in an eight ounce increment so I'm a little bit
I'm already confused and a little bit suspicious. I also hate how I don't know. I do like the convenient size of the mayo
I'm not a big mayo guy. I like the squeegee mayo for my sandwiches, but when people buy a jar of mayo
That'd take me like two years to get through but immediately labels itself as real
I know they're trying to differentiate themselves from mayo. What's that shit miracle whip, which is disgusting
But I hate when anyone put like made with real sugar. I
I f***ing hope, what gonna-
I hate, I hate the uh, I can't believe it's not butter brand
Because every butter spread that you eat is probably not butter
If you go to a grocery store and buy a tub of like a butter-like substance
It's vegetable oil like that's all it's that's what it is
Like uh country crock is not butter. I can't believe it's not butter is not butter, right?
My land of lakes might be butter.
I don't know if it is,
but like most of that shit, it's just canola oil.
Fake sugar, can you use?
I don't know.
Calling it real mayo makes it seem like
it's a naturally occurring element on this earth
instead of being whipped up with a shit ton of oil and eggs.
Like it doesn't grow on a tree gang.
It's not, real is a big word.
Okay, so it's time to decide, Todd.
Let's 50 or shifty.
Survey says a 30 ounce jar of mayonnaise
runs about $40 at my local grocery store,
which comes in at about 15.3 cents an ounce.
Which some of you geniuses out there
would notice that that is less
than the number I said earlier about the dollar store mayo.
So again, even though it seems cheaper,
you're just buying less.
All right, number two, thousand-island dressing.
I'm pretty sure that's what they put on Big Macs.
I've never had it on a salad.
Again, we have an example.
They put thousand-island dressing on a Big Mac.
Example of a weirdly small bottle
with this dressing again costing a dollar.
On the Big Arch burger?
The 25 for an eight-ounce bottle
15.625 per ounce of whatever sense whatever we got that it's cheap so anyway thrifty or shifty
Answer it's a little weird actually for complete transparency the eight ounce bottle available at the dollar store is craft a name brand
And with that in mind my local grocery store carries a 16 ounce bottle of craft thousand island for 429
Which is approximately 26.8 cents perhaps and that would make the dollar store version of this thrifty
However, if you're already shopping at the dollar store, I don't think a name brand is much of a concern
In which case you can get a generic thousand island for two forty nine or fifteen point five cents browns
Which makes the dollar store version of thousand island dressing shifty
So I guess you just got to pay attention so you guys to bring a calculator to the store
Which is so fun when I'm shopping at a discount store. All right challenge number three ramen the cheapest thing on earth
I remember all right, bro. We're nickel and diming ramen, though. I
Don't know that's where we've lost the plot. That's when society's cooked is when you're worried about the price of ramen
Raman's like actually just a dollar. Anywhere Raman's a dollar.
Back when these were 29 cents a f***ing packet. I don't know what happened to this country.
Raman is pretty much the cheapest way to keep yourself alive on this planet,
so I was a little surprised to see this stuff at the dollar store charging a $1.50 per pack.
That is so much money. You just buy a can of soup for that. But it's a five pack.
So if you do the math, each one's only about a 30 cents, and that's a screaming good deal
for a bowl of soup. But Raman noodles occupy a weird space in the culinary world. The
The type you make at home is incredibly unhealthy, accounting for 72% of your recommended sodium intake for cackage.
And the kind you get at a restaurant melts in your mouth and it's the best thing on earth.
So it's a weird- it's- I don't get it.
But one thing I noticed is a fight-
Well it's one's highly processed and covered in fucking sodium and the other's not.
Pack of ramen-
Ramen's buns? I think real ramen's good.
Like if you go to like a ramen shop, but like base ramen's not.
Yeah, let's ban that kid.
Noodles is a little un-
You know, while we're at it, we gave it a shot for a little bit.
We're gonna go back.
An orthodox. Usually it's a six-pack.
So my suspicion flares are flaring.
Is it thrifty or shifty?
Answer!
Okay, we might be splitting hairs here because ramen is already so goddamn cheap.
But you can get a 12-pack at a standard grocery store for $4.99,
which is over 41 cents a pack.
So this is thrifty, but with a pretty big asterisk.
Keep in mind that these bigger packs of ramen do always go on sale.
In fact, while I was writing this,
You could get a 12 pack of ramen at my local market for $2.99,
or a little less than 25 cents a pack.
So whatever.
Frozen pizza, number four, this is one of the most shocking items
I found in the store, because each one of these pizzas is $5 each,
which is it's a supreme pizza, but it's still frozen pizza.
It's not even Dijonah.
I feel like frozen pizza is like one of the biggest scans.
Well, there's actually like an index that shows if the economy is doing
bad or not, depending on how many frozen pizzas are being bought,
because if more people are buying frozen pizzas,
that's showing that they don't want to actually buy takeout
or go to a restaurant, but they want some sort of special meal
that feels different.
But regardless, I think a frozen pizza is like the worst.
They're cheap, but they're bad.
Like they're objectively bad.
Like even my favorite frozen pizza
is like a screen in Sicilian.
still ass comparable to like any regular like delivery pizza place which is like the best one so
survey says and real pizza is not expensive you can get like a lot like an extra large dominoes pizza
for like fucking $15 thrifty or shifting and I thought this was gonna be a slam dunk for shifty
no way could anyone in their right mind charge over five bucks for a red barren pizza but sure
They do this same thing is being sold at my local grocery store for howl now. Yeah, you can brah. What?
See now looking
How much should we think an extra large Domino's pizzas
You can get an extra large barbecue chicken pizza for $15 a
Plains probably like 12 $5 and 99 cents a dollar or more for red Baron. What happened in this country?
I don't even know how we win.
Too much!
I feel like that's the one thing that's like, that's a pretty valid price.
Like, dude, you're getting like, fucking 5,000 calories of food.
In this game, folks, I feel like we're losing, no matter what we do.
How did it get so dark?
This was supposed to be a fun history lesson about the dollar store.
What's the next segment?
Oh good, the section is called The Human Cost of a Dollar Store.
Fantastic.
Dollar stores aren't always a value for consumers, and they often hurt local businesses.
But guess what?
They are awful to their employees.
92% of Dollar General workers earn less than $15 an hour, which, just in case you weren't paying attention,
$15 an hour is not livable anywhere in the United States anymore.
You could f**king be in Kansas and you're f**king...
Not only are these staffers underpaid, but they also have to work with the bare-bones staffing.
Oftentimes, dollar stores only have two people working at once.
That makes things really complicated, considering that they're always trying to sell balloons at the front of their store.
Just one parent trying to buy a balloon for their child that they love will completely f**k over an entire shift at Dollar General.
Not to mention that since there's only two people working, you basically have to do everything.
You ring people up, you stock the shelves, you clean.
Go to any grocery store, they have like 40 people doing all those jobs.
There are people who are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, who don't even work remotely as hard.
Former dollar store employees report being expected to work long hours with little or no overtime.
So not only is this wildly exploitative, it's also extremely uns...
No bathroom breaks potentially as well.
Safe.
Without time to take care of stocking, the merchandise piles up in the aisles.
I don't know if you've been to a dollar store-
That's what I experienced at that one dollar store.
Recently, but it looks like a f***ing bomb went off.
And federal safety inspections have repeatedly found bl-
Yeah, no, they are always dirty, dude.
There's always, like, parts of the store that are just, like, closed.
Upped exit routes, fire hazards, and unsafely stacked merchandise.
A $2024 general paid a $12 million fine to the government for workplace safety violations.
And they were- nothing changed.
They were just like, yeah, we do that shit, here's the money for it, but we're not f***ing-
And it's way cheaper to just not pay these people
than it is to pay you guys, so fuck it.
But a blocked exit is the least of your worries
at the dollar store, because of their lack of security
and small numbers of employees,
they get robbed all the fucking time.
There's a...
What are you robbing from a dollar general
that's of value at all?
The cash register with fucking $9.38 in it?
And 50-50 coin flip, if you walk into a dollar store,
it's currently in the middle of a mucking.
In Dayton, Ohio, 81 criminal incidents were counted by police at dollar stores in 2023.
And while the majority of them involved theft, several-
Go into the dollars, go into the dollar general, rob them, rob them from everything.
We just got $38.
$38 and we stole two things, the detergent for free.
All of them were robberies.
Robberies are-
I could do 27 dishwasher cycles and fucking 15 laundry loads.
Incredibly common at the dollar store.
And I know they're an easy target,
because they got one dude called Todd running the shop,
but how much money could you squeeze
out of a $1 store?
I'm sure they have $20 in cash behind the register,
but man, they think it might be worth it
because people die a lot during these.
According to data from the gun violence archive,
172 people have been injured
in dollar general store since 2014,
and nearly 50 have died.
That's too many.
I mean, debt is always a tragedy,
but we're averaging five a year here.
One Ohio dollar general employee named Dave Dukes
actually experienced three armed robbery.
So many that the company sent him to other stores
in the region to train employees
on how to handle themselves
while a gun is being pointed at them.
But after his third robbery.
Yo, I'm quitting that fucking job, bro.
What?
If you have a training lesson
as like a part of your,
like you just got the job
and it's like part of your training is like,
okay, so when the guy eventually comes in here
and tries to rob you,
Just put your hands up, keep it calm.
Dukes hit his limit and he started bringing a gun to work.
I don't fucking blame him.
And of course, he got robbed again at Dollar General
and he fucking shot the dude and killed somebody.
All of this over cotton candy Fago.
All right, this is, okay, this is bad.
Did he get in trouble for bringing a gun to work, though?
This was not as fun as I thought it was gonna be.
We gotta make this fun.
Okay, goofy dollar store names in other countries.
That's more like it.
Okay, well, I know a fun note.
We'll just talk about this,
how Europeans named their dumb shed.
In Germany, you get one hero shop, which is pretty boring.
Japan has 100 yen shops, which is kind of fun.
I don't get why Asian-
100 yen?
Isn't 100 yen like nothing?
100 yen to USD.
That's 63 cents.
What the fuck are they selling at the 100 yen store?
That's not even a dollar.
Countries have denominations of money
that are so much though.
I don't get that.
Like they're like, oh yeah,
hamburger costs 1,400 yen. Just make it 14. Take a couple zeroes off that bitch.
I don't know why we do that. Like South Korea,
1,000 won shop. Like make it a dollar. Why just cut the zero.
Yeah. Well, no, there's places that have even worse than that.
It'll be like a, like the five USD would equate to like 30,000 of their
currency.
Let's off of it. Vietnam, 10 K stores. You see what I'm saying?
A dollar Rama in Canada. That's fun. That's a fun one.
Uh, the UK used to have a three penny stores, which sounds dumb, but now they have Poundland, which is where I took your mother last night.
And of course Poland has, uh, the...
was...
I have no clue. I-
Z- z- z- z- z- z- sco- og- fives d-
You don't know- of course put it on the screen. I have no f-ing clue how to say that. There's a five in there. Five's watch.
Nothing like a little xenophobia to take the edge off, but before I go I want to make one thing abundantly clear
I don't think it's bad to shop at the dollar store
I don't think that's a bad thing to do and I'm not shaming anyone for doing it. You guys aren't the problem
That's absolutely fine. Sometimes you can really stretch your George Washington shopping at these fine retailers
However, I think it's important to realize just how these stores work and that's by feeding off of our misery
They give less they charge more they destroy small businesses and create practically debt crowds as one retail researcher
uh, expertly put it, what the dollar stores are betting on in a large way, is that we
are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs
went away and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better
in any of these places.
So on that Superfund out, thanks for watching BigTog, new videos every Saturday and sometimes
Wednesday, like, comment and subscribe, do all those things, shout out to the
extra Toglitz, all my little bargain boys, they're all-
He does promote his fucking extra Tog website very well.
Four dollars a month.
Shitload of subscribers those are all a's well. He has fucking nine people subbing to him all called bigger tug
That's funny
That'd be bad
All right
Hold up chats. We now have to
We gotta find well actually know we have these two videos
We're probably gonna have to get another because we cut that one other one, but we'll do these two first
Oh my god. Also, has Jixi picked the captains yet for tomorrow for Val?
Oh, here's the schedule for those that don't know. React day fully today.
Tomorrow I'm going to be live at like 1.30 EST. We're going to do random games until 5.
Then there's the draft for the Val attorney, Val attorney at 5.30. Sunday's going to be the Etsy review.
Finally, all the products are in and then we're going to watch that Wi-Fi video that's like two hours on a Minecraft horror ARG.
Monday, we're going to be doing CS with Kildos, or like 330 opening cases playing CS, random
games after that, but shorter stream because I have a Minecraft video, I got a film after
that.
Tuesday, I'm not live.
Wednesday, we're going to be doing random games and horror games Thursday and next week,
I'm not live.
Next Friday is a chess tourney.
I need a practice for that.
That's at four.
It's with a bunch of creators that are asked though, including Jynxie, who's currently
playing.
Kind of.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I need to practice chess.
I barely remember how to fucking play.
And then after the chess tourney next Friday,
probably random games like Saturday, early CS with JoJo,
and then random shutout for that, then Reacts.
April 13th, 988, charity stream 420 on 420.
Geo guest return on the 24th and we'll go from there.
All right, next video.
Don't do another video practice chess dude. It's next Friday
I'm gonna practice chess off stream and here's why
Number one. I think the tournament will be fun. I think me casually playing chess will probably be boring
Number two my chattel just pitch at me the entire time and say that I suck for a fact
I know that the entire chat's gonna be terrible vibes the entire time just saying I'm terrible and that I don't understand
Things that I'm stupid when they also don't understand chess
Number three, I have a million other things I got to play, so I'm just going to practice off-stream.
Honey and Sweet for the sub, A Dad take it to three, leave it to my friends to go find me, I don't do go find me, I'm sorry brother.
I wish your friend the best, but it's like you give one person a donut, you got to give everybody a donut in class, man.
It's just a rule I've always had. I do a lot of, you know, Tiltify charities, but they have to be official charities.
I don't do go find me's, because if I do your go find me, I have to do everybody's go find me.
Because then I'm just picking and choosing viewers problems, and then you're weighing people's issues, and that's where you get into a very gray area.
Uh, Lou and Mr. Forthesub, DZ interesting Forthesub, Burpent and Bro for the Sub, Monkey, Think of it as 3.
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Nick, Think of it as 3, Honey for the Sub.
Lock in chat.
Next video.
I'm not deflecting. I'm just saying no. I just don't provoke her findings Luke say give it a thousand buddies. What's up, Joe? What's up, bro? Appreciate it.
Uh, alright. This person just keeps trying to say this.
Okay. Gianna of the sub mountain climbing is the worst.
Climbing is the worst.
You're doing how you doing?
Come on.
Locking.
Welcome back to the Pop It Me channel.
How you doing?
Come on down because today we're going to be talking about mountain climbing.
When you're putting up with the hustle and bustle of life, sometimes it's relaxing to
head out into nature to grab some fresh air.
I love a good hike.
I love a great hike, but like a low incline hike.
When I was in Vermont, I did that one that was like 45 degrees the entire time for
like a mile and it sucked it was like a mile in the sky it was horrible I was
walking for hours I had fucking blisters it was ass I hated it hold up
One second.
Alright.
Gianna, think of the five subs.
Lock in.
No, but I do love hiking.
I've never been mountain climbing, though, and I don't think I ever would go.
I have no aspiration to be hanging off a cliff with the only thing holding me up
being a rope in some sort of fucking stint that I stabbed into a fuck.
fucking stint that I stabbed into a fucking rock ledge.
Nope.
I would go rock climbing in like a gym though.
I feel like that's cool.
For many, going to Heikson, experiencing the outdoors, it's a great way to unwind, get
rid of some stress.
It's also better than spelunking, which is partially kind of why I wanted to talk
about this because we have been doing a lot more of these outdoorsy-
Yeah, just throw it back in sub only.
I literally- every time I have it in sub only, I ban four people in a minute and
I got a fucking pro back in sub only just start banning people mod seriously like if there's annoying chatters and they're spamming stop
Timing them out just ban them literally just ban them
I'd like I don't even know why we have them in chat because they're just shitty chatters anyway
They stop spamming there's gonna type some other fucking slop chats get them out of here don't spam W subs is why I appreciate the subs
But it's like every time I throw it in some only spam W subs we have the same fucking problem now
We're not talking about the video now. We're spamming W subs right so it's like it's spam either way
It's shitty chat spam I throw it and suddenly now the subs are growing W subs just fucking lock in
stuff and nothing can comprehend to the horrors of claustrophobic spelunking or
cave diving but you know. Wired's wife's chat always like this it's not it's only
on reactase because it brings out the worst people. I'm not saying you
specifically because everybody always says I'm thinking them no I'm saying
the shitty chatters that I just banned only show up on reactase. They're only
here on reactase because reactase have higher view counts and the most
annoying people. We have been doing a lot more of these outdoorsy stuff and
Nothing can comprehend to the horrors of claustrophobic spelunking or cave diving, but you know some people, however
Love to take things to the utmost extreme instead trying to conquer the most absurd and dangerous challenges
Nature has to offer mountain climbers have what seems to be see like this isn't
This isn't exhilarating. This isn't fun
The views are chill
But it's like this guy scaling them out like this when he could probably just walk up the other side and see the
you in the same exact way. It's like, it's like making things hard to make things hard.
And I respect that, but I'm also like, why the, how is your brain wired where you want
to do this?
An insatiable need to climb even the most deadly of landmarks, no matter how. Oh my
god, did he just fall?
A deadly of landmarks, no matter how daunting they may seem. The world of climbing is
a bit overwhelming to the average Joe, or who's that one dude that just scaled
whole building with no harness and they fucking sponsor that shit and livestream it. I'm like,
what if he just died? What if a gust of wind fucking hit him and he died?
Alex Honnold, he has like some sort of brain abnormality where he doesn't experience fear
in the way that most people do and
He like no harness rock climbs
The crazy how do you even climb this?
Like I how are you how is he still holding on what is he holding on do?
It's but yeah, it's Brad. It's badass. Yeah, he's free solo climbing
But I'm saying like is he not going to just die one day like I'm not trying to put that out in the air
But it's like what the fuck?
Looking to get into sports. There's a vast and unique culture one that contains all sorts of bizarre characters
What is he doing? This is what I'm saying type 8 time one it's like an hour and a half to climb this tower
Looking to get into sports
There's a vast and unique culture one that contains all sorts of bizarre and look at the wind blowing on a characters
No, look at the wind that but climbing is one of the most dangerous sports with higher level of sense
having claimed many lives. Though climbing is a sport has seen massive surge in recent years,
it has undoubtedly existed for much, much longer. It wasn't always for recreational purposes either,
as the bible often tells stories of characters climbing up mountains to seeking- Hold up,
I just timed out a chatter that just fucking spammed a paragraph. I'm sorry, bro, but it's just...
I feel bad, but when people type like long ass paragraphs, I usually just get timed out.
I got to untie me out.
I have anxious attachment ruining my relationship with my girlfriend. I really want to change for her. I don't really know how I can help you, bro. I'm sorry.
What do you think? I hate the fact that I'm hurting somebody who I love so much. That's a very in-depth problem. I don't know you or your girlfriend.
So, like, I'm sorry. I just can't help you, man. I wish you the best, but there's nothing I can do.
audience with God.
I'm not trying to be rude.
It's just some people, like there's certain chats
where it's like, hey, I'm feeling suicidal
and I could give advice,
but it's like in-depth relationship advice
where you and her are having a problem
and you have to explain it in like one paragraph.
I'm not gonna get the gist.
I can't help you in that sense.
And I also don't want you to then give me 15 paragraphs
explaining your life story and her life story
and your mental problems and their mental problems
to then have me give some sort of rudimentary advice
when I'm not an expert at the end of the day.
It's like, at that point, it's like,
You gotta ask like somebody you know that knows you because I don't know you
People used to consider mountains as a sacred place where heaven and earth collide right lock in
Stories of characters climbing up mountains to seek an audience with God
People used to consider mountains as a sacred place where heaven and earth collided going out of their way to climb in search of
Communication with the divine Mount Olympus anyone Hercules. That's where they say Zeus limbs. You know that yeah
You throw lightning bolts from over there
Also, one of my favorite moments in video game history, if I can be a gamer for a second,
is when Kratos climbs Mount Olympus, he goes,
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me, now there is no hope.
He can free falls like Scott Snap and the Creed,
with one last breath music video, he's falling down.
Those shots are identical.
One had to have referenced the other, is all I have to say, alright?
The part you know what I'm talking about, he's falling.
It's like Sarah Kratos family from the highest peak whatever that part
They do like a weird montage where shows like Desert Storm and like a bunch of like W
We're two-footed and shit because it's like it that was Kratos. You're like, is that really the game? Oh, yeah
No, no, no, it's a montage. It's like him on the throne
It's showing like, you know, like not yet, we're gonna skip video. Sorry I
Feel like the chat vibe and then on top of that
I just don't like I'm not gonna be able to commentate on what he's saying right now
And so I don't want to just watch this and not say anything for five minutes. All right. Yeah, we'll skip that
It was boring knocking alive. Well, yeah
But it's also just like when the video starts out and then I have to pause nine times to talk to chat
It's like I'm feeling okay now. I just can't get back into it
Apollo thinking of the three Joe butt street plus the art perfect combo
Thank you matter and luminous thinking for the sub-chatter and mobile thinking for the sub-op you think of the three
What fan never do it before I will ask was your four-day creator code don't have one chuckle
Think of the three. What do you do if they see the arena guys zipper step on while climbing?
No idea Apple to quite a thing if it's up to a thing of the three got high for the sex time
I've had a pain attack the worst experience of my life. Well, don't get high again, brother
True thing of the subtrucity gap thinking for the sub not poster thinking for the sub channel
I think if the five gets a Seattle for the sub cake for the sub Luke thinking for the thousand buddies
Walking watch the video dude. No, we're gonna move on. All right next video. We'll actually pick a different one
We might have to pick two different ones actually because we skip that one that was AI
Relax, bro. I was just reading the dinners off. I don't know man. It's just like
Oh
It's just gonna get to a point where like even when it's in sub only there's certain videos
I'm just gonna have to stop reading chat because I read a chat and then I get so
Distracted because it's something that I have to like pause and then say something and then it's like I'm pause
That's not why we're skipping the video. I'm just giving the video because it's not something that I'm gonna be able to commentate on
Like he's gonna make a lot of references that I'm not understanding and then on top of that
It's just like talking about rock climbing and I don't really have anything else that I could say
Jack think of the sub shark for the sub boys think of the five gippets
I don't like watching videos that I can't commentate on and I know people sometimes shit on me pausing videos
But I think that's the whole point of commentary and reactions and if I'm not pausing and I'm just watching what the fuck am I even doing?
Jack think of the sub take a bit of three love from New Zealand. Thank you boys
Thank you for the five gifts. It's quite a nap. Thank you for the sub mobile
I think of this up. Let's give me pin something that says don't say that's right now GP. Thank you for the sub
I'm gonna go piss real quick that we're gonna hop into the next video
Your body cam I'll pick two other videos right now when we get back. I gotta go piss real quick though
But don't send bets right now because I want to be able to lock into the reacts
that I feel like I've been very unlocked right now.
I appreciate the bitties though, but and I'm also sorry for the people
that are spamming paragraphs asking for help with certain things.
But like, if you have a very complex problem with a relationship partner or
something in your life outside of just like, hey, I'm struggling with mental health.
I can't really tell you what to do to mend your relationship with your
girlfriend or significant other that you've been having in-depth problems
with for the last two years.
You know, that's like, that's like a couples therapist friend-based
question that's not a Joe Bart question if I'm being real.
So I feel bad when I time those people out, but like when I
see a wall paragraph of tax being like, hey, Joe, I'm
kind of dealing like I can't I can't really help you there.
So, all right, counting down maybe a minute. I gotta go
So let me pick a song.
Hold up.
And got it done.
Okay.
I'm locked.
I'm locked I'm locked and we're back and we're back and we're back. We're gonna pick other videos
Okay, we can watch that Jack Pembroke video. Maybe
Maybe maybe maybe maybe
Song name
Long cool woman
Negative thank you to three
Please don't tip it right now. Thank you to the three though Taylor
Thank you to three love from New Zealand GPS and shark thinking for subjack and boys
Thank you for the five get this is their way that I can temporarily turn off bits
I think I literally have to full turn it off on my profile
Because I like being able to read bit donos, but it's like I feel like people just don't read pinned
All right lock in
What other videos do we want to pick?
Oompaville did make one about the government's tech problem, which I have but it's also 40 minutes long
so
I don't know
We can do like another because I want to end on the time dilation video because that's
like a chill vid.
So I feel like I want to do like two other videos first.
Who bit of a clears?
You know that video is so long.
Nobody is so long.
And it's like in-depth body cam vid.
I have a bit of a grin mark.
I don't know if we want to watch this though
When he also if you have any videos you're gonna watch games you're gonna play videos such I guess just that I have a
Grand one called twitch dreamer rested after forgetting to feed her son for a week. I
Don't know if that's I'm not not like you know most body cam videos that we watch are fucking happy, but like
It's
Some could be like more lighthearted than that
I guess.
Yes? Okay.
God, this one might be so fucking rough, though.
Moistened milk, thank you for the sub. APs for the sub.
Twitch streamer arrested after forgetting a feed or sun for a week.
Jesus. Good job.
And when I say Twitch streamer, do they need big Twitch streamer, or just, like, somebody who streams on Twitch?
Uh...
She's been a f***ing...
These were the exact reactions of officers who just encountered one of the most horrific
scenes of their lives.
A two-year-old boy was found lifeless in his crib, a scene that still sets heavy on everyone
who saw him.
Nothing's gonna bring him back!
They were saying I'm kind enough to want to live.
They were my only motivation to get us out of here.
But you didn't check on them for a week.
And they were in the same house.
What?
From the 16th of March 2023, officers responded to an emergency call at the home of 26 year
old Jonathan Matthew Chief and 29 year old Sierra Pearl Zitona.
When officers entered the home, the first thing they hit them was the smell followed
by a stillness that felt completely wrong.
They eventually moved toward a small bedroom, but nothing could have prepared them for the horror they were about to encounter.
Should I scan this? I feel like they'd blur it because they already blurred something else.
The only thing that I could think is like maybe she was just in that room for a week
and thought that her husband was feeding the kids.
like if she's a twitch streamer and was like actually doing a sub-a-thon or some shit but
like even then you would like if this if you the second you enter the house it smells that's
there's I don't I don't see how you wouldn't notice no excuses for that I agree I'm saying like
I'm just trying to understand the point of view of like she's getting this emotional and
And saying she cared so much about our kids
They're the only reason that she had motivation to get out of there, but she didn't feed them for a week
Wait, they got a call wait, why are they here? I
Wasn't paying attention
Let's get the dogs out of the fucking house holy shit
Why is it muted? Oh my god, is that the fucking crib?
Jesus. What is he holding? Oh my god.
Good god.
She's finished.
David, this bitch, we're gonna need a boss out here, ASAP.
I
Mean they're so fucking calm because this is their job like they've seen this shit a lot
Like bro their their job is to
Show up when people die or save people that are dying
Please change videos I understand this could be traumatic or upsetting just leave
You know, I'm not gonna change the video for you. I'm sorry, but you don't have to be here
You know, I could say like trigger warning. This is gonna be pretty upsetting
I think the title of the video kind of gave that away though before I hit play
Seeing that the kid died. I literally said twitch streamer arrested after for getting defeats on per week
But like what do you do in this situation like do you like I understand that the ems has to respond in case
they're able to like somehow save the kid if the kid still like you know has a heartbeat or is
breathing or something but like what's the next step just arrest the woman and then fucking have
a funeral for the child like what do you do?
Yeah, let's take the fucking cat ears off, eh?
You know?
I...
Like, was she just live?
Like did she just end stream and then deal with this?
Like I'm very confused.
What happened?
Because he hears me say anything
I don't reach out
I've seen it choke-wrench
They've seen it all in this house
Who?
John
Who's John?
Just Dad
He's the man that looks to be not
She's makes and found
I got here
Please do keep racing
I got here
I already said that too
I've been trying to get away from this abuse
And save up and I'm just like
I'm presuming she's saying like oh I have no idea but like I mean obviously it's blurred I'm presuming that the
The dead baby looks very dead, like, not like it just died, like it's been dead for a few
days.
That's your fault.
I know, I can't work.
And like Mal, yeah, malnourished, like very skinny.
Please, yeah, control my voice before I jump back and come on back.
I
Don't mess up when he's telling her to work with the end result. I'm not saying it's messed up
I was just like I didn't know what he was saying
What I thought it what the fuck is this title
The baby was dead in the crib for a month, bro. Wouldn't it be rotting?
Baby's been dead for a month, so it was just sitting in the crib.
And the rotting stench, I thought it was because the house was dirty.
The rotting stench is from the fucking decaying corpse.
Look.
Bro, oh my God.
And she's just streaming with like a dead fucking baby in the back.
Yeah. Right there.
I got the property for it.
You're in place.
Just here.
I'm going through the neighbors.
Come on.
Go down there right now.
Anybody else inside?
There's some kids in there.
Go, uh, you can go in there.
Watch her.
Wait, there's two other kids in the house
that have been living there?
There's nothing in there.
That's for you.
I'll get you soon.
Oh, that is so fucking sad, so the kid's near too.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I thought it came out of two years ago.
Inside the house, the officers found an unresponsive two-year-old boy,
and by mere observation, the officers discovered the boy had clearly been gone for a long time.
You can hear the shock and the officers voices as they process the scene and the fact that the first responders visited the resident
Often says a whole lot officers continue process
Okay, I'm gonna have the take that she didn't take care
Well, she's probably not taking care of the other kids very well either
But they're at the point where they're able to like somewhat feed themselves
But the two-year-old probably
probably wasn't fed, died, she knew it died and went,
what do I do?
And kind of just let it sit.
Cause in that situation, even if it just died
and she called them, either way she had child neglect
and that resulted in the child's death.
It's not like the kid just died, right?
Cause like if you have a two year old and it just dies,
that's not your fault, right?
Like if it has like some sort of health problem
or it dies in its sleep, like that could happen.
Like kids die before five.
It's more rare now because it's like modern technology,
you can bring it to a hospital,
like if there's a problem, you could usually save the kid.
But she probably knew it died and then went,
ah, fuck, like what do you do?
If she knew she would still be charged.
But I'm saying like from her perspective,
she neglected the child,
it died from malnourishment.
And then she's just going at some,
like what you can't,
what are you gonna dispose of the body?
It died.
I'm not saying that in a raw chat.
I'm not the baby boy that died.
The kid died.
I'm not saying it in a rude way.
I had the same problem in another body cam video
I was talking about where I used the term it.
I'm not saying that in a derogatory way.
I'm using it as the,
I'm saying the object of the individual,
the individual died.
The baby died.
I'll say the baby instead of it, right?
I would use it in any sense of the person.
That's the scene.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
I think that's apparently obvious.
Horde and make contact with the child's parents.
Just hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it,
man, I'm trying, I'm trying, just hold on,
hold on to the positive here.
Just, let's just sit tight.
Sit tight.
Just to get him, he's, he's, he's,
Yeah, not too far, but pretty fun.
Yeah.
Just wait, wait for the ball.
If you have a pretty fine line, give it to the boss.
You get a muscle to go.
They should move the fucking, why
do they have the child's body on the front porch covered
in like a blanket?
Like, we got to move this.
I feel like there has to be like something.
Like, what is happening?
So?
Yeah.
It's not as if it's somebody in there.
It's on the porch?
just sitting on the porch right now.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Last time you saw this child was yesterday, though.
He was really famous.
Make sure nobody in there, get the dogs in there,
and then get her back out.
Bring the dogs in a room.
Two?
Yep.
Can you find out where the kid was at
and keep the dogs out of that area?
He takes the dogs out of the house.
I mean, I think it's just a situation where it's like this.
The whole house is now a crime scene.
He's in the house screaming.
There's two other kids in there.
This kid's been emaciated.
Looks like he's been dead for weeks.
Oh, yeah.
I knew a little child.
She's in there just being inconsolable.
He's got her in the back of my car right now.
The female?
The female, yeah.
She's got two other kids here.
FD had them over here.
I just I sang with her to take the two dogs
that are running boots out here back in. There's nobody else in the house, she's out here we got no
people. The kids have to be having somewhere over here. The two kids, the kids are still on the
porch here. They're like dude this kid's been gone at least a week. I told them just
Bro, and I'm just thinking like the kids that have been living there had to have known
That they're like they were smart enough those kids might be like five and six
Those kids probably went mom
What's wrong with my little brother? You know
It's starting to smell the little brothers not moving
What smell nourished like I'm not saying, you know, they're
understand the gravity of the kid being dead.
They're saying something to the mom.
They wanted to move it.
And what does the mom go, oh, just ignore it.
We brought the other kids out.
They wanted to move it.
I told them to leave the other thing as it is.
So everything is as it is.
They brought the kid out from one of these back bedroom
ceremonies.
Soon more of them had the crib in them.
They brought her out and later out.
How in the world would you keep a deceased child
house with other children for a week. What level of disregard to human life is this?
It's quite saddening. The officer proceeded to the parents, and they had different things to say.
Bro, and the vibe changed, dude. I just keep thinking like, dude, does anybody know our Twitch user?
Because this was years ago, so the VODs probably aren't up anymore.
But I'm just imagining like, she's just fucking like, bubbly and on-streaming, like,
Thank you for the bitties!
Oh, thank you!
Yeah, now we're gonna be playing Among Us today.
Like, just giggly.
And happy.
Because you gotta put that on.
It's the last time they saw the child.
Oh, yes, I'm gonna be the only one who can see this.
I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to go back to work and I just wanna get in here.
Her tiktok's luna.blaze.
I feel like this might be like some mother fucker self-promoting.
Oh, nope, this is her video.
And that's copyrighted.
Yeah, she just films like e-girl content.
So.
Wow.
I'm going to see if I can find her, tWitch.
I don't think I'd be able to, unless it's the same username.
Luna.boyz420, so she's fucking smoking weed around the kids too.
Jesus.
Nope, they're, yeah, it's probably banned, if I had to guess. That or it's just, there's a Luna Blaze, but it's not the same person. It's a VTuber.
And I've been grinding and grinding.
The username Luna Blaze was locked 20 hours ago? Yeah, it can't be her.
I finally got a report card, would you...
He's controlling it, he's using it right now.
Where's the dad? Where's the dad at?
He's avoiding coming back and I can't hear you!
What's his name?
I think he knew this morning when he left, but he said he was gone!
What? When's the last-
Well, it's as much the dad's fault as the mom's, because they were both living here.
So, I don't want to just blame her, but they both knew the baby was dead and did nothing.
That's time that you knew of that day in was live yesterday when
How do you know
I
Yo, yo yesterday morning yesterday morning you gave it its bottle and you went you gave the baby its bottle and
Went stream went and streamed and then it died and started smelling like a robbing
in 24 hours. No. Yeah. Not anymore. Not anymore, guys. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is going to be the end of this one.
I when they put streamer and tech talk, or when they have like 100 followers, I mean that I think people could call them.
So I don't think there's like a definitive number where you have to call yourself a streamer and tech talker.
I think like if you're calling yourself a streamer as like a job, though, you have to be making job level money from it.
Right. You could be like, oh, I stream, but like, if you go, I'm a streamer.
You're, you're, you have to be like consistently streaming.
You're not a streamer if you stream one day a week for three hours.
What's his name?
from the pressure
I'm sorry, Stephanie, just...
Stay down!
Don't hit me, jeez!
Jeez, I'm sorry, jeez.
Get out of here, you scumbag!
We're gonna have to go to the police!
We'll have to go to the police in a little bit, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna move!
It's not like we don't believe you, okay?
You just gotta get us some time, okay?
Nothing's gonna bring him back!
It was really hard enough to want to live.
They were my only motivation to get us out of here.
They were my only motivation to get us out of here and now what do you mean what do you mean?
What do you mean there's nothing that's gonna bring them back?
Yo, what
Oh, she's saying the husband knew and just didn't say anything
Where she is all over the place right now, and I know this is traumatic, so I'm not like
That's not a shock, you know, like I think any mother in this situation would be fucking tweaking, but
Hey, what is he doing?
Yup, Bayon Anton.
Hey, what's going on?
Loser-ass chatter. See you later.
Three months down the drain.
Why can't I not escape?
I'm not...
I'm not going to be able to give them the life I imagined.
I wanted to get in the house with a yard away from him.
Away from Thing One, which was also narcissistic,
and eventually, which is my oldest dad.
The child's mother, Sierra Zitona, starts to cry and blame everything on Jonathan.
Her emotion is loud, but her explanations don't line up.
But here comes Jonathan, the father of the child, who is lacking in both emotions and explanation.
Hey, hold on, hold on. Who are you?
Father?
Did you live here too?
We're bringing you, you got your ID on you?
Did he call you or something?
Why is he so chill right now?
Like your child died.
Like maybe in a bit of shock but he kinda just like
strolled up like he's like being nonchalant right now.
When's the last time you seen uh, was that your son?
When's the last time you seen him this morning?
Okay, how was he this morning?
Fine?
Okay.
I like there's no way there's no way he just died like that the fucking eat the
EMT's that responded went that baby looks like it's been dead for a month
what time did you see him this morning roughly about 12 a.m.
okay what are you doing at that time? sleeping? well where? what room specifically was he sleeping in?
the first one in the house
the first one right here? yeah
how's that lady?
did you pick up the baby at all or what was your interaction with the baby?
the baby's probably bad, he's living the way he was
that's out of the ordinary for you though?
Okay, come here, what are you?
Holy fuck, bro.
I feel like there should be like,
oh god, because you can't,
then you get into the right spaceship,
and like these people are not fit to be parents, man.
Oh my god, well, I rubbed its back a little and moved,
and then I kind of, I kind of like left it.
Yo, if you have a kid, that's like your life dog.
Like, that's, if you have a kid,
now that kid is every aspect of every part of your day.
Like, and maybe not when they're older,
but like, if your kid's two years old,
like you're the thing keeping it alive.
Where in?
This is it.
This is diapers?
Okay.
Um, and about what time did you leave here?
Well, 2...2.30.
2.30?
2.30 p.m.?
Yeah.
Okay, where'd you go from there?
2.30 p.m. now it's 4.
So it's been an hour and a half.
So the baby died.
He's saying the baby died an hour and a half.
He was in the last hour.
I
So
What did when you have a kid you know, I'm gonna live for yourself you look for them. Yeah, no, I agree
I mean like I'm not a parent, but I've had I think like a W parent thing this god that sounded so much streamer cringe a good parent
generally has the take that like once you have a kid your life is about them in some in some way in that like you would die for them.
You know, I think that's like an honest, I think that's the vibe and mindset you have to go in is like if I'm having the day that I determine I'm going to have a kid, I am, I'm dying for that baby.
You know that's not even a ride or die like I would eat a bullet for that kid
You know like that's that's what you got to do
Chicken take it to the bitties bro. Can I get a recap? I just joined stream
Twitch streamer mom didn't feed her kid for some sort of amount of time. We don't really know their stories are all over the place kid died
Girl what it's lighter for the sub. I got think of the sub R2 with dr.
Cal I jennan mr. And jocelyn big of the sub beginning that's what they give us up for awesome milk
They give us up most milk a piece. They give it a sub and
And you live here
Did the baby wake up at all Christy while you're home
Right this morning when you were here, okay
I don't know. I feel like there has to be like a level of like being able to prove like back to what I was saying
It's like these people are unfit to be parents and it's like you have to prove that you're like financially capable and
Logically able to take care of your child's life like they have two kids. They're saying they financially can't support those two kids
They have a third kid. They don't have time to even feed the child.
Like, you should not have a third child.
You should not be allowed to have a third child.
I'm not saying this just like something that needs to be put in place governmental-wise
because how the fuck are you going to gauge this?
But it's like, I mean, there are two people
that are basically incapable of raising one kid, let alone three.
Like...
How many other kids do you guys have?
Yeah, that's just what we're going to do to sit for the oldest.
You're going to sit for the oldest?
Yeah.
That's not what we're going to do also?
Yeah, just for the oldest.
Babysit the oldest.
Brother, you two live together.
You're the pseudo father.
Let's just say it how it is, okay?
I babysit for the oldest.
It's not mine.
You're the dad.
It doesn't matter if you're the dad.
You're the dad.
You're in the relationship.
You live there with the kid.
You take care of the kid.
You're the pseudo father.
You're the stepdad effectively even if you're not married
And I understand it like takes some of the blame off of him
But it's also like if you're getting into a relationship with a woman that is not raising her kids in a way
That's like keeping them even alive
Get the fuck out of there like don't be like oh well, it's kind of just like babies
with them. How many kids do you have with her? Two. What's your, your, you being in that relationship
is signing some sort of unwritten contract that now you're taking care of the kids.
We'll call CPS first. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying like he shouldn't have gotten into that
relationship and he knew. You told my partner what the name of the two were. And then we gave
maybe some of the oldest, the oldest, the one that was in the cave, was still investing.
Maybe he thought he was a rich streamer, really, the smallest little dude.
You think that?
You think so?
They trash in their yard.
95 both?
Yes.
Okay, so we'll talk about it.
In one car?
No.
Okay.
Because I'll report you in 14 minutes.
Okay, I'll take care of it.
Again, the father claimed he saw the child that morning and he looked fine.
That would have been believable, but the cause of the child's death totally nullifies this.
The medical examiners eventually confirmed the cause of death at starvation.
The parents...
Like the easiest thing to avoid.
You know, how much food does a two year old need?
Starved their own child to death.
Prosecutor said it was one of the worst cases of neglect they'd ever seen.
And back to the question, how can a-
Like, I feel like it'd be different if it was like,
oh, the child had a health problem that they didn't address.
It's like, no, you just didn't feed your kid.
Starved child would just find in the morning
only to die just a few hours later.
Apparently, there is more to their story and eventually the inevitable game.
I
Bro and then you just feel bad for the other two kids that are now going to be like
I'm hoping they can like live with like the fucking
Grandparents or some shit because it's usually better when it's like that, bro
Because if they have to go to like foster care and now they're just like off like just a terrible start, bro
like
Yeah
But if you don't want kids just give them up for adoption
I understand what your take is and I mean that's like a thing a lot of people say about abortion as well
but it's like you realize like the adoption system in the US is like pretty bad similar to like foster
care like there's probably people in my chat that have been in or are currently in foster care
and you need to be bouncing around houses you know some I think it's a person-to-person
basis on like some people having a decent experience but like most of the time it's like
Not great.
Can you touch this part?
What the fuck?
Okay.
She says she should have killed her husband for the boyfriend?
I don't know.
Are we going to learn what happened?
Or is it literally just, oh I didn't feed the kid for a week?
Have a seat.
Miss, what's your name again?
Do you have a seat?
Stand up for me.
Go and face your house.
Put your hands behind your back.
But like the other kids are alive. Do you think those other kids were feeding themselves or
are they feeding those kids but not the baby? Like this is what I'm very confused on because
the other kids are alive so they were eating but are they eating at like school or because
like they're probably going to school so are they feeding themselves
I'm not really caring about that right now big dog. I think these people are clearly going to fucking jail.
Oh shit, this is okay. So this is just the other POV. Okay. We're done. We're done.
You got a bra on, I see. Okay, I'm gonna search for my bike. Yeah, I was off. Okay.
I don't know if he's dead or if he's dead.
Okay.
Have a seat.
Bro, don't tell me this video is just fucking ads, dude.
Thank you.
Is there any dad?
She thinks you would have killed the husband.
Thank you.
Okay.
Well, we got
with all of them but one is foreign that's one side of us.
Okay, we'll be looking later.
Okay, I guess they don't want to go through now.
Okay.
That works.
Place your hands on the counter for me.
They just fall?
They have to hang on the floor.
Okay.
Don't go from there, I'll hold you so.
Okay.
Was that like some time between when I was in right here?
You just hold me like really calm.
Okay, that works.
Give me a favor. Can I take off your piercings?
You don't want piercings, I have to pull them.
So, all we're going to have to do, you're going to take off all your clothing.
We're going to give you some of the white jumps, too.
Take the clothes off.
Okay. Can I take off your hoodie, please?
Okay. Take off your shoes.
You need to take off the belt as well.
While Jonathan kept a straight face, no emotions, no remorse, it's quite the opposite for the
mother who wouldn't stop crying in the police lobby.
Let's not do that, okay?
Sideshirt from the cop there.
Yeah, he's dead. I mean, what the fuck?
I like I see I don't want to say like I'm not trying to be an asshole to like in this situation
But it's like
She's just saying the same thing over and over again like she didn't know the kid was dead like the kids been dead
Like maybe she wasn't fucking coming to terms with it and just ignored it until the cops showed up but
I don't need anything, I thought I was gonna say I'm not gonna play with you.
I don't need anything, I need this game.
I don't need anything, I don't need anything.
Bro, the video is just gonna end, I'm gonna fucking freak out.
I need to know what happened.
You're a badass.
And yet, Jonathan was sentenced to 24 to 50 years on a charge of second degree murder.
And wow!
Wow!
86 months to 10 years on a second degree child abuse charge.
Sierra Zitona was also sentenced to 24 to 50 years for second degree murder.
And 43 deaths to 10 years for second degree.
God damn dude.
Three child abuse.
Secondary murder and 10 years, 10 years.
Dude, she's gonna be in jail, she's gonna be in jail for the rest of her life.
It all not saying she shouldn't be by the way, but wow
I want to read the comments. Sorry
Anybody over here a hungry baby pretty impossible to forget. Yeah, actually though two-year-old child
Starving bro, you're gonna be here in that
You're gonna be here in that. I don't care if you got a headset on and you're fucking streaming
That's gonna be the loudest thing ever
Look at your phone supposedly crying for your dead babies water me forget to feed the child remember to put one on the super cat ears
actually
Remember to fucking change the OBS scenes can't feed her kid
Can't afford to feed the child but can afford color her tattoos streaming setup of fake animal ears actually like a $3,000 PC setup
Literally zero chance. She was making that much to be like. Oh, yeah, this is definitely fucking worth
That's so upsetting. Wow. I haven't think of a sub, VR for the sub, Dan, I think of a 3. What's your favorite edible brand?
I don't really know. I don't think I have a favorite edible brand. I usually just get different shit every time.
It's like, I don't know. There's this one. There's this one right now. I have these pearls and they taste so good.
any edible pearls are pretty good like these
This is probably a favorite. I don't know if this is a brand name though, but like a pearl edible is pretty fire. I
Don't really have a favorite brand though
Lego thinking of the seven errands of the five Jenny's next watch to these some of the time is verge of tears only for the
Something of the thousand these I have one of your videos playing when I spoke my nightly join after work
You've been helping me through some rough time, so I'm glad to be able to help and thank you for the fucking pitties
I hope the nightly joint's going well. Jerusalem, think of it the five. Gifted's,
user and mouth, think of it the sub, Nitro, think of it the sub, many for the sub.
Dope, think of it the thousand, but he's starting to excuse for a mother.
Insane. Doge, think of it the three. He's starting to excuse for a mother.
Ranchilla and Mr. Unusual, a pet, think of it the sub.
Metal, think of it the sub. All right.
I'm still going to wait on this time dilation visualized.
What are we going to watch before? Let's do one more video, and then we'll do the time dilation.
Can you explain grief? I'm a sociopath so I don't get it.
I get the feeling of losing somebody you needed or wanted, but her kid wasn't something she needed and it also wasn't something she wanted
Well, most of my chat would say that she was fake crying to get sympathy
That's kind of the vibe that I was getting
But can I explain grief I
Always say the best term that people usually give is grief or grieving is
Love that has nowhere to go
You feel the emotion of love, but it can't be directed towards anything.
So it kind of internalizes in a very negative way.
And is sad.
Twin Jean Hark thinking this up.
The Jack video.
Fine.
I said I want to watch it next time.
Fine.
I said I want to watch it next time.
Fine.
I said I want to watch it next time.
Fine.
I'm gonna piss first though.
I'm in slam and coffee and now I'm drinking a fucking game or something.
It's good Bart.
Copy down.
We're back!
That was quick fast.
Yo, what is Jason doing- Oh dude, he's still in this room, you know.
I think game one I was waiting to kick off. This game I really wasn't.
Bro, Jinxie having two to three on XQC right now is making me turbo believe that I should have taken XQC up on that deal for a quarter million wager.
That's really upsetting me right now.
Jinxie almost beating XQC in Rocket League is like, holy fuck, I should have just bet him a quarter million dollars.
What am I doing?
Okay, all right, let's lock in
Did somebody just say loud equals funny in my chat me
What is this 2021 Joe Bart tic-tac I feel like I don't try to have that humor anymore
FW for the sub GP thing of the three watch depotion video video session dad
Take a think of the three brothers we diagnosed rare genetic disorder called MPS-IDMD, can you
spend a minute to look it up and spend awareness?
Mucopolysaccharidosis type IVD is a rare fatal autosomal recessive
lysosomal storage disorder caused by deficiency of the enzyme maglu. This
enzyme deficiency leads to the buildup of heparin, sulfate, causing progressive
neurodegeneration, severe cognitive decline, behavior initials, premature death
separately in the second or third decade of life.
That's very sad.
I hope you're okay, Kakko. I'm sorry that your brother's gone through that. That's really
early. What do you mean really early? Second or third decade of life. Most people are
are typically diagnosed in adolescence.
Childhood often at the age of 10, or after the age of 10.
Wow.
I'm sorry that your brother's gone through that.
That's very sad.
Perhaps they give it a three.
I was talking about Jinxie.
I don't think Jinxie's loud.
He feels funny either.
All right, let's lock in
Hold up. I gotta I gotta fucking time this kid out begging for sub Jesus
Do you think you're funny, I think I'm funny at some times
Not like do I think I okay, do I think I'm funnier than the average person yes
Yes, definitely. Yes. I would say that I am I think I better humor. I think I'm good at riffing
I that's all I think I'm good at I
Think in the moment I can riff well
I don't think I'm good at like stand-up humor like I don't think I could do a set like I could never be a
Comedian but level of funny. That's like another level
Right comedians are always good rippers and then they're also good at making like just stand-up routines
Like I don't think I could be funny without an external stimuli. Does that make sense? Like I can't just create funniness
But if I'm in interacting with something I think I could be funny. It's like a different level of humor
lower level humor. I'd like low brow. If you're funny tell us a joke. See that's what I was trying to avoid.
If I think of the thousand buddies have you ever heard of a cystic fibrosis charity stream?
I don't know if I have done a cystic fibrosis charity stream. I'm not opposed to it though.
I have a 9881 April 13th, and I'm doing another one in early May
But if you have any recommendations, let me know Jacob, I think of the sub all right lock in
Bro actually chat. No, we're not watching this Jack Pemberick video today
I'm making the executive decision, and I'm sticking to it. Okay, we're gonna watch the Jack Pemberick video on fucking Friday
Because I want to watch this time dilation video, and I want to one another video before it
What video do I want to watch before it bro, please?
Fuck you it is Friday. I'm saying next Friday ass hat
It is Friday
You know what I meant you know what I meant
All right fine. Fuck you guys. I'm getting pure pressure. I first class. I'm getting fucking pure pressured
The dog and bake so the sub rock for the sub
We'll watch it. We'll watch it chat. Most people that fly first-class. Here's the rule. You have to sub to Jack Pembroke.
Pin that. You have to sub to Jack Pembroke and I'll fucking watch it.
I'm waiting.
I'm doing a video with him soon, okay a lot of you guys are already stopped I know but
still doing a video in May, in May, mid-May, this is communism, you don't know what communism
is.
Wifi's video Sunday brother reacts today, tomorrow we're going to be doing random games
It's a 130 for like two and a half hour or three and a half hours until five and then it's the draft of the tournament
Then we're doing a C or not CS Val tourney
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Didn't read the title can you profit from a first-class flight I?
Think it depends what first-class flight you're taking how long is the flight how expensive is it?
Are you taking like an Emirates flight that's like 16 hours and $20,000 probably not
Probably not gonna get your money back on that most people that fly first-class. Oh god
I feel like this video is gonna end with Jack Pemberham duct tape to the chair
48 fucking glasses of champagne in just
Trying to fucking get out
The millionaire is trying to relax.
All right, that's not a $45.
Is that really a $45 glass of champagne?
Oh my God, that's caviar.
But me?
I'm trying to prop it.
First class flights promise that gourmet food,
top shelf drinks, and entertainment
are all included in the price of your ticket.
But does this really make it worth it to find out?
I'll be back.
That's a pretty cheap first class flight on Emirates.
in the price of your ticket, but does this really-
Genuinely.
There's Emirates flights that are like 30 grand.
40 grand.
A $4,000 first class ticket.
I'm wondering how short this flight is.
Naked. Worth it.
To find out I'll be eating way too much, drinking a concerning amount and experiencing all that I can.
Because as someone who's never flown first class, I need to know.
Can I consume-
Cansit C1A.
Aura.
More than what the first-class seat cost me equaling a profit starting here at JFK airport. That's right. I'm in you're rich Joe
SMH out of touch. I'm not out of touch. I don't ride first-class dick
The only time I ever rode first class was on a one-way flight to Austin because it was paid for by a company
I've met outside of that
I've had business twice and outside of that I ride coach and guess what I'm sitting middle seat because I'm flying with
Brooke and she doesn't want to sit on fucking window and either way it's either
window middle or middle aisle and I'm seating in fucking middle seat dick so
that's not cap in New York City that's not cap and I'm walking in I'm you fly
first class I would tell you if I fly first class what I will say is if I
Ever right. This is what I will say. I fly if I fly to over a six-hour flight
I'm buying a better seat. Okay. I flew I flew coach plus
To Iceland and if I ever flew to like Thailand or China, I'm buying the $5,000 ticket, buddy
I'm telling you that that's what I've worked for brother. Okay. I said I want money
So I could fucking travel and see the world and I'm not sitting fucking 90 degree angle 20 hours to China
Okay, I'm buying the better ticket there
I'm just work out my New York
Thank you guys. I'm about four hours early for my flights
Intentionally before I even step foot on that flight. There's some things I have to take full advantage of while still in the airport
After all the ticket I purchased cost me an eye watery
$4,600
The flight I chose is going to take us from New York City to Milan, Italy, and it's the
absolute cheapest ticket I could find, which means it's an overnight flight.
So make this as fair as possible.
I'm going to factor in the average flight cost.
Oh, he's taking a red eye.
Red eye, eight hour, nine hour.
An economy ticket.
What do you ideally want a red eye though if you're flying that far?
So then you land and it's the next morning.
from New York City to Milan, which is around $671.
That leaves us with $3,329 of stuff
that I need to get out of this ticket
in order to turn a profit.
Oh, he's minusing the average cost
because it's like, okay, the plane itself,
you're paying that amount of money anyway.
First order of business,
the Emirates Luxury First Class Lounge,
where I'll drink some food or free and unlimited.
How's it going my first time flying first-class?
Yes, sir
Worrying for a treat this place had it all you know
You're somewhere luxurious when the drinks have fruit and then there was a wide array of desserts
Some I've never even seen before time. It looks disgusting
That looks good. What the fuck is that? Oh?
my god
Is that like fried like rice string?
Oh, coconut crusted roasted pineapple orange cinnamon sauce.
Pass, pass.
Seen before tons of different hot foods as well as cold ones.
Every beverage imaginable.
My goal in life is to get to a higher class on an airlines.
Like I would love to be like a Delta gold member.
And you have to just fucking fly
with the same company over and over again
because then you get access to this shit for like free.
If you get to that level of like aura, you know,
when you fly that much, you know,
like a Delta one, Delta platinum.
Now you're like fucking taking flights all the time.
You're getting free check bags.
Yo, best believe I'm taking a shot of Henning here.
Is this free?
Plungs of alco-
Can I have the king in me?
Is there any LeBron, Henning?
including top-tier champagne and more. I was a bit overwhelmed but with time
already ticking I loaded up on a bunch of items and brought them right back to my
table. It is very quiet in the lounge. I tried to get what looked to be the most
expensive. The way these videos work is each item that I consume I am gonna
assign a value to based on what I think is worth it. This plate of food here
has pasta, fish, don't even know what that is, and two stuffed dates. I'm
I'm going to call that $12.
I also got not one, but two.
So Jack's just eyeballing.
We're just eyeballing.
Yeah, we just got some tuna sashimi.
So I'm going to say that's probably about, I don't know.
Actually, I think I could do this.
Four pieces of tuna sashimi is $16.
Let's say that, $16, $4 a piece.
$4 a piece, probably lower grade tuna.
maybe 20 bucks.
You have these plates of tuna,
we'll say those are about $15 each.
That's fair, that's fair.
I also got this dessert,
I don't even know how to begin to describe this thing.
You don't know math, you're a fucking corn ball.
Hey, let's rewind so I can show you how you're wrong.
$16, $4 a piece, four, eight, 12, 16, hello.
Tuna, we'll say those are about this thing,
we'll say five bucks to drink, I got it.
The Lufa, the Lufa dessert.
a diet a silver bullet diet Pepsi diet Pepsi and a glass of champagne I looked up
the bottle online we're gonna say it's about $20 a glass the plane boards in
about two and a half hours and I am sick of yapping so I am gonna dig into this
food I've never gotten drunk on a flight before
That is so good.
I'm going to try the champagne.
That is a desperate.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, see, I can't tell that story.
Never mind.
Every time I return to it, it's me like a truck.
Bottoms up.
I've gotten high on a plane.
OK, so here's what I've done.
Here's OK.
So I'm not going to tell a specific story.
But there's been times where I've been in front of TSA
and I eat a Scooby snack and then I walk in.
Every minute in here could be used profiting,
so I'm going back for a sec.
I demolished the last of this meal like a boss
and my table was immediately clean.
I've never been, okay, now I was drunk
on a plane going to Mexico.
I was drunk on a plane going to Mexico,
but it was like not really a drunk, it was more of a buzz.
It's in the vlog.
Me and Chris showed up.
It was like 7 AM, the bar just opened.
And I got two shots of de-serrano and coke.
I think I slammed like a fucking beer.
I think I had a cone of big wave.
Something else.
Maybe a glass of wine.
Just trying to get myself tired.
Nuff.
It's the worst though.
Dude, it's like awesome because you fall asleep
and then you wake up and you're still on the plane
and you're like, oh.
Because you're like half hungover,
tired as hell empty stomach I just have like fucking Chardonnay sitting there
do you have like a favorite champagne they're both good they're both good can't go around
champion right thank you that guy probably owns apple or something i don't know number two acquired
i got two more of these tuna things because they're really easy to get down and they seem
expensive this challenge is about being yeah jackson have a bubble shits on this fucking
Emirates flight did just eaten. What is he? Yeah, he's at 16 pieces of fucking sashimi
Okay, I got what looks like some sort of fancy cake to drink
I got a hibiscus lemonade and another glass of champagne
I asked one of the potential billionaires that I'll be flying with which champagne is the best
They're both good. So I'm trying this one, which I haven't had before. Let's give it a shot
that's worse than the other one oh I finished another plate of tuna and put
some work in on this cake here the more tuna I'm eating the more fishy it's
becoming after a while starts to taste like it was swimming at one point I'm
gonna see if I can one bite this thing that's so gross I love you know but
that's disgusting we're just getting a mouthful out of tuna this turned out
to be a mouthful raw fish.
Yeah, that's a terrible decision.
I didn't think I'd be coming with an update to you guys
this quickly, but his alcohol tolerance is nuts.
Bro, I feel like it's not.
I feel like it's not those you see.
If me and him end up doing this fucking cruise thing together,
I feel like I could out drink Jack.
I told him I said, if we're staying in the same room,
dude, I black out, I'm not just pissing the corner,
Like you might see some crazy shit out of me Jack. I'm just letting you know man
I'm gonna work forward. I told him that he was like, okay
I'm two courses in and I'm already starting to kind of feel it the tuna. I think I'm done with I
Have like an hour before the flight. We're just getting started. This is gonna get pretty degenerate
I'd imagine I'm already the loudest and youngest person in here
So I can't even imagine what this flight's gonna be like. I am so excited. I'm gonna go refill
He can the mini jack Daniel shots jack profling
I knew I had to make this last hour count
So I started it speed running desserts on desserts coffee from a fancy machine and not one
But he had like 20 glasses of shark or he had like 20 glasses of champagne in that one video brother
Have you seen my 36 drink Mexico vlog?
Let me tell you I think I put an all-star performance out. I laid it out all on the field on that day that day was
rough
Hold up. Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. Self-glaze? Oh, I'm self-glazing. I was proud of myself. Oh wait, this is me.
It's 2 30 a.m. bro, put P.M.
Oh my god, yo emptied my guts right when I fucking stepped in there dude. Holy shit
I'm in the bathroom just rambling myself. I love the fucking bartender dude. This shit's rough
This was this was bad news. I was doing Doseki's shot. That was the play. Oh
There's Brady Brady approved cloak approved
Where's the bean dinner wherever the bean dinner was I fucking threw up after
Here's the dose
Oh God we were just drinking with random people dude that's the problem all inclusive you just walk up there like you want a shot you just go oh yeah at a margarita oh my God
Takate, oh, Takate light, yo, that's probably a top five beer, Takate light can, oh, watch this.
That was just some old guy. Oh, he was trying to hook Chris up with his daughter. I remember that.
He was like, my daughter's hot. I was like, what? Fucking weird ass conversation with that guy.
My daughters my daughters catch. I was like, okay on your daughter beautiful versus hot two different things
Zins, oh, I was in it up a storm there brother Pete that Budweiser shirt fashion
Hold up. Thanks. I'm gonna drink. Oh my god. I drank that now. That's where it went downhill
That was just a bottle of fucking wine
You know Blanco, whatever the fuck bro, and I counted that as one drink
That is that is not one drink that is a mini bottle of wine. I just drank it. Oh god. No the bean dinner
dude, no
After this dude, I cut it at the bean did we start I was so drunk at dinner that I just started putting beans in everybody's drinks
Because they'd like fucking beans on the ground for some reason there was just a raw beans
I tried eating one and I was they they serve the shrimp with the heads on so I was so dry
I was just fucking eating out.
I went, I gotta go piss real quick,
fucking threw up in the toilet and dinner.
I strolled back in, I go,
I think I'm gonna go get food at the buffet.
Then I strolled over to the buffet.
There's, bro, that's, yo, I'm one of my friends.
There's bro that she was yo, I'm one of my friends. Oh
My god that I'll drink with Jay. You've seen him. We need to okay. He said there's one time. He's a side note
I feel like I've done this all the time. I'm gonna go piss. I just go fucking vomit
Rick Reed juice come back out
He said there was one time he was at a con or not was at a concert. It was uh, it was like a baseball game and
they had a lot of porta-potties lined out and
And he really had a throw up, but there was a huge line
So he walked to the front of the line and goes yo do you guys care if I go throw up real quick?
And so they let him through he said he got into the port of body and just vomit it all over the walls
Miss the toilet and then just walked out
That is the funniest shit ever bro to be like oh, yeah, you're next
Oh, yeah, no, that's all you and then the next person that let you cut to walk in and just see that shit
But two actually three. Oh my god while I was in Boston somebody pooped in the urinal at a porta potty
You'll see it in the vlog disgusting
Human turd just in the fucking porta potty
Like on in the urinal just like laid a log glasses of champagne looking back
I can't believe I actually drink this much in such a short amount of time. Do not try this at home
Please the lounge started to fill up so I couldn't slow down tuna wasn't an option anymore, which left me with one more choice
champagne
Talking a lot of you guys. I think I overdid the champagne. I feel crazy right now
I think we're gonna have to switch up the drink selection. I thought I'd try out this beer
It tasted like beer and oh boy. Was it hard to get down? I was then gifted. Why are you drinking so much liquid?
Dude, whatever that slaw is on the bottom is new.
I'm not eating that.
A whole chicken sandwich, compliments of the chef.
So of course I deleted it.
My flight is boarding very soon.
I think the method is get a couple more drinks in and save my appetite for the plane.
On board they're going to have a lot nicer and more expensive.
Bro, why are we just eating raw fish?
I mean yo, this is actually the worst combination you could possibly have.
No rice, no carbs in the stomach, just straight raw tuna and ceviche and fucking just Chardonnay.
Chardonnay champagne.
A couple more drinks in and save my appetite for the plane.
On board, they're gonna have a lot nicer.
What would you eat? I don't know, I would feel like I would carb up if I'm planning on drinking.
And more expensive items to take advantage of?
For now, let's keep profitin'.
Chardonnay, you guys are making fun of how I say it.
Oh, Chardonnay.
Oh, Chardonnay, sorry.
Chardonnay, while I play Pokémon on my Switch.
It's not often you have champagne free at your disposal.
So I thought, before we get on this flight, let's take full advantage.
What are you doing, bro?
Yo, maybe I'm wrong, bro.
He puts them down, dude.
What?
Yo, he's like nine glasses of fucking champagne in.
Yo, that could just be fucking just...
He's stumble on the flight.
Stumble on the flight.
Just go, I gotta use the bathroom.
I gotta go pee.
Just fucking yeah.
That's gonna kick in real soon.
Surprise food, surprise food.
Guys, I was delivered a mini cheesecake without warning.
Add it to the totals.
That's the best I have had.
You may eat it all.
I went right back to the champagne.
One, two.
Bro, there is no way this is a nuke.
clip. There's no way this is a new clip. Oh, you're lying.
Three glasses later, and I was feeling great. I feel like
someone would say something. If you're a worker at this
emmerist lounge and you see Jack Bambrook down 12 glasses
of fucking champagne in like 30 minutes, I'm going yo. Oh,
That was terrible.
So what?
Yeah, they're gonna call someone.
It was a good thing we were boarding any minute now.
All right, guys, I met a fellow passenger I'm here with.
McCoy.
Sam McCoy.
You've flown first class a couple times?
Yes.
If you don't mind me asking, what do you do for a living?
I have an importer.
I import menswear to big ones.
Menswear?
Yeah.
So like what I'm wearing now, like clothing and stuff?
I got some men's clothing.
A little better than that, but yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was curious, how much do you pay for your ticket?
I think $3,000.
Sweet.
Well Emirates I think is the best airline that I've flown.
Service is good, food is good, it's the best that you're eating.
So if you have any advice for anybody watching on the other side who wants to maybe be an
entrepreneur or make it, what's your advice?
My advice to anybody who wants to make it, first of all, love what you do.
If you don't like what you do, I couldn't think of a more miserable existence.
Number two is be passionate about what you're doing and work hard.
If you can do that, you have a good life.
Remind me your name?
Yeah.
My flight is boarding any minute now.
I have one last idea for how we can profit big before we leave the lounge.
In the distance is a boatload of alcohol that is free for the taking.
Yo, if he walks up and steals a bottle of alcohol, yo, I'm telling you that right now, if I'm on a Jack video and he gets up to those shenanigans, I'm walking in the next direction.
I don't know, Jack Pembroke. I've never heard the name.
Dude, we gotta steal, we gotta steal a bottle of Hennessy from the bar.
Nope.
If I can somehow, someway finesse a bottle.
We gotta, we gotta finesse this.
that would be huge in terms of profit wish me luck with staff all around me and
my plane about to board I had to make this quick yet discreet guys this bottle
of Don Julio might just be small enough that is the worst fucking bottle you
could steal that is the worst bottle Don Julio there's got to be more
expensive shit Rob don Julio might just be small enough to fit my backpack
You have to be smart about this.
Throw chat is subtle only, bro.
Can we moderate the chat, dude?
What does this kid type in?
How are we not?
Who's the only chats that we're getting from this guy?
You could read this out loud if you want.
Disguting two to three times a day matter.
If my beat's kind of weak, not gonna lie.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
The boy just finessed a $60 bottle of-
Bro, that guy definitely saw it.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
We got it. We got it. We got it.
The boy just finessed a $60 bottle of alcohol. It's literally in my backpack.
I don't know how we're going to do this, but I know for a fact it's possible.
Luckily, we are just getting started. The items and amenities they have on...
Yo, Jack, if we start stealing the sample fucking shampoos from the Emirates fucking first-class lounge
and try to tick that off on the dollar menu...
menu on this airplane are unlike bro this is like when he was stealing the
fucking soaps from the cruise ship and he was like filling his fucking bag with
like random fucking hotel room items I've ever seen and I am absolutely ready to
take full advantage I gotta board my plane I am so excited let's do this
Thank you so much. I have always wanted to fly first class. It is been a bucket list thing for me for so long
Here we go
Thank you, I'm not gonna lie boarding this plane. I felt like a young crypto millionaire
But deep down inside I was struggling to fly. I have to pee
just staring looking through the way looking through the
what it's in his eyes. I have to pee. I have to be really bad.
back my excitement and before I knew it, I saw my
just throws up on the door outside of it for the very
first time.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, step in the corner, just start some motion to pillow and do it.
I'm gonna hide the vomit.
Is this crazy to you?
This is crazy for me.
I'm freaking out.
This is the nicest anything I've ever been on in my entire life.
I'm sweating because I'm so nervous of where I am.
Growing up I used to watch these videos of Casey Neistat going in these bro.
Oh, that was actually peak YouTube.
Watching all the Casey Neistat videos
of him riding like his fucking,
his automatic skateboard around New York City
and then going aboard these fucking $20,000 flights.
First class seats, and I never thought
that I would be in this position.
Once we take off, I'm gonna give you guys a seat to work.
We have officially taken off from New York City.
It's about time I give you guys a sweet tour and yes it is called a sweet, not a seat.
That is the level of luxury we've reached.
First things first, this is the seat, come on, and I'll be the first to say this is
easily the most comfortable airplane seat I've ever...
thinking about it, just asking to pee. That would be the funniest thing ever. Sorry, I gotta stop, I gotta stop it.
This is a view of the leg room.
You're just being vomited in the corner.
Vomited in the corner.
Just like a roll of paper towels. Just like mushed up on it.
Ignore that, ignore that.
You can't even touch the wall. If we're being honest you could probably fit a whole other human doll there
Gotta put that back
See what I mean now this seat comes with tons of free amenities that we can add to our total
Included a toiletries back inside is at body spray a middle school classic a comb tissue. Oh my god that ice chill body spray
Yeah, I
I would fucking tape that shut and throw it over my seat
A toiletries bat inside is axe body spray ax bomb a middle school classic a comb tissue a cleansing towel
Shaving cream a razor how much did he add on the cleansing towel a middle school classic a comb a tissue a cleansing towel
$4 jack for the cleansing towel this shit looks like a tampon brother
We're going to count this as four bucks.
Shaving cream, a razor, a toothbrush with toothpaste, and some earplugs, nice.
And a bunch of luxury toiletries and fragrances from this company, Booghari, I think.
I don't know.
Apparently this brand is quite extensive, so hopefully this will help those of us out there.
Smells great.
We also got some headphones, which are actually nicer than expected.
We get a touch screen TV that you can control from this little-
Mmm, 4 FPS. Why is every- why is every airplane fucking touch screen just so slow?
We get a touch screen TV that you can control from this little iPad here,
and on the TV is a subscription to every streaming platform for free.
I was also giving this bag here that includes some slippers and pajamas.
They're quite comfortable.
I've also discovered a secret compartment here.
And when it opens, you've got a mirror and a bunch of toiletries.
Facial toner, eye cream, a towelette, and hello mist.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
Hello mist review.
Yo, does it not look like he has his pajamas on backwards?
You can press this button here and there you go. The doors retract. I have in my own personal
private area right now. If you press this button here, you also get your own personal tray table and maybe the coolest part of all
All of these beverages and snacks are those like fucking pickled eggs
What is that?
at your disposal. Regular water, sparkling water, chocolates, snack...
Oh, those look like pickled eggs. That's just chocolate. Indian masala mix.
It's unamed. All completely free. Now this flight is only eight hours...
Oh, when I flew home from Iceland, there was a lady that was eating raw salmon and pickled eggs
And she sat right next to us and she was watching like a raunchy like 50 shades of gray film
And she would lean back and like yell at her husband. She would go are you full you want any more?
And it would just be like hard boiled eggs and fucking salmon
And as much as I would love to rely out of a bag
I'm here on a mission to profit
What are you guys serving right now?
Whatever you would like, please.
That's what we're doing right now.
Whenever I want.
Can I do a champagne?
Thank you.
They brought out a 2015-aged Dom Perignon bottle.
No idea what that...
Just leave the bottle, big dog.
Uh, just set down the bottle.
That means all I know is it's expensive.
Do you guys have caviar?
Yes, we do.
We don't have anything you want from the menu.
That's plenty of time.
So unlimited, basically.
But what he didn't know is I was gonna push the full limits of that
I looked it up and apparently this champagne is like
$45 a glass so if I can get enough of these down it'll help immensely
Yeah, enough of these down how many does he need to get down? He's got $2,500 left divided by 45
Oh, yeah, Jack. You only got to put down 55 glasses of champagne
tastes like every other champagne I ordered some caviar so hopefully that comes
here before my caviar arrived I was brought an appetizer I got some
prosciutto and melon and I'm not eating that I am not eating that let me tell
you bros that's sour cream and fucking ceviche no
Baratta with tomatoes. That's just not for me, brah.
That bite I just took was cute. Got my champagne refilled. Yeah. Whoa, turbulence.
My caviar arrived along with all of its different toppings, a basket of bread, another glass.
I would just get that re-opt a million times and say, let me get another bread basket, big dog.
Let me get another bread basket.
Make sure it's warm.
Bread, another glass of champagne, of course, and this menacing mystery shot of vodka.
I've had caviar in the past, it is very fishy, but it is extremely expensive.
I will eat as many freaking fish eggs as I need to, if it means we can profit from
this fight.
Let's try this caviar.
Woo!
That is really fishy.
Cheers.
I'm not even enjoying it.
Just eating it for the dollar amount.
That hits.
Oh.
That hits.
Oh.
That hits.
My hands.
Oh.
Absolutely crooked smoke.
It also came with a shot of vodka.
Let's give it a shot.
I honestly never thought that I would experience this level.
Hey, look at that jackass.
What is he filming?
Look, luxury.
So thank you guys so much for watching my videos.
Beyond all these adventures,
There is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes,
like emailing, scripting, or planning my next video.
And doing all of these things would be a whole lot harder
without Greg.
Emily with the link in the description.
Now let's get back to profit.
Oh my gosh.
Amazing, thank you.
Stakes here.
Nah, that's pissing me off.
That's actually pissing me off like you need that shit.
Here we got a beautiful collage.
Arggggggggggggg
And for aside some asparagus and I don't I don't know what that is. I love asparagus too. Well
What is that?
It's like little onions. Let me know in the comments. I also got another glass of fancy champagne
I can't believe they served that on a plane.
That's also like Nick DiGiovanni himself cooked that.
Another one.
We have currently less than three hours until we arrive at our destination.
These last three hours truly determine if we can pull this off or not.
I'm starting to get-
Imagine stumbling off this flight, no sleep, piss, drunk, in Italy.
I'm a little bit nervous, I'm not gonna lie, but it's kind of lucky, baby.
Could I get three orders of caviar at once?
One?
Is that possible?
I think it is, it won't fit, let's see.
What if it's just eggs?
If it could be three at once?
Oh my God, just a bowl of caviar!
That is foul.
But me? I'm trying to profit.
Okay, three orders of caviar. I specifically asked for sour cream and lemon.
It kind of gets rid of the fishiness and makes it way easier to eat. As much as I don't want to eat all this,
there's only one way to do this.
Oh my god, I can't imagine having to put that down, dude.
His stomach is so, bro, it is just churning.
I don't think there's a less enjoyable way to do a cake.
asking dude that's the funniest part is to be asked instead of just getting up and
getting to take a pants can I help you with anything could I go
I'm sure you guys can tell that I am cooked I think if I have one more bite of caviar
or one more sip of champagne it might all come up but I don't want to quit
because I owe it to you guys to give it my all.
If I want any chance of...
Goes to take a shower in the fucking Emirates bathroom,
just starts vomiting in the shower,
pushing it down the drain.
Sir, is everything okay in there?
Yeah, sorry, I really had a pee.
Ugh, sorry, I just had a pee.
Getting this challenge and profiting, I gotta lock it.
The sun started to rise and I'm not gonna lie,
I only became more tired, but my brain wouldn't let me give up many hours ago when I first got on board
I booked a shower. Yes, this plane has an actual shower on board. What timeline do I live in?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the shower. I have all of this to myself. What the heck is this?
Here is the toilet
Very sanitary tons of toiletries to my taking that fucking stupid ass paper shit off
I'm going to bear ass on that toilet
Disposal and I even have the option to heat the floors. I can currently feel my feet being heated
I can't believe I'm here. I'm gonna go ahead and hop in the shower
and make the most of this
I'm gonna profit as much as possible to make sure we pull this off, I'm gonna dry off,
and I'm back to my seat.
It would be so funny if you just blacked out in one of these videos and forgot you had
a fucking film mess and you just started recording random clips of him just refilming
the intro like nine times.
But I'm here to profit.
I return to my seat with a bright blue sky.
Guys, we got about an hour left of this flight and I know if we want any chance of profiting,
the next hour is absolutely crucial.
The only way we can do this is if I go absolute DGEN mode and put everything on the line.
We've determined that champagne and caviar is the best profit method possible and
No way he orders more.
For us, it's unlimited.
So I'm gonna put that to the test and get as much as humanly possible for the last hour of our flight.
Let's do this thing.
Can I put him in another order? This is a crazy ass, but...
Yo, this guy!
This guy fear in his eyes.
Oh my god, what is he about to ask for?
Could I do four champagnes and four cabins?
just wait a little bit and then we can see if I can get a little bit better.
I'll just check and come back to you. Thank you so much. Guys, we've reached a point where
they're worried that I'm going to eat all the caviar and drink all the champagne on board.
They don't even know if there's going to be enough for anybody else. I'm not going to lie,
I have a raging headache right now and- Oh my god, he's getting hung over near the end of the
I don't feel my best, but I can't that's why I never understand during I understand champagne is expensive
but all of these videos he drinks wine and
Wine is like one of the worst alcohols
That may like it makes you feel like shit like there's stuff in wine
I don't know what it's called, but it makes you hungover like worse than regular. What in wine makes you hungover
Yeah, tannins and histamines found in higher concentrations own red wine specifically
That's more red wine stall fights high sugar content. I don't know dude that I just feel like I would just be drinking give up
I hope they can make accommodations and we can
Pull this off. It's weird because this challenge is so much shorter than my other profit challenges
But I think this might be the hardest one I've done yet. I just hope they can give me those items
Okay. Yeah. You can do two. Two caviar? Okay. Can I have however much champagne? Okay. Can I do four glasses then?
Oh my god, he's so drunk. Oh my god, he's so drunk. Talking to this guy? Holy fuck. Okay. So...
We might just be in luck. They said they can give me two caviar. Oh my god, the light's back in his eyes. He's excited.
But champagne as I want.
We have to absolutely grind if we want to pull this off.
Wish me luck.
I'm gonna need it.
I was just served and apparently they can only give me
two glasses of champagne now.
Apparently this is to keep alcohol control.
I don't even know.
Ultimately, I think they won't serve me anymore.
Jack, you just gotta,
Jack, you gotta go take a little quick piss
and then you come back and now you're sober.
You gotta just go a little quick pee break, buddy.
Come back stone cold of four glasses of champagne
He actually got cut off
We get the P joke of do you see so here's the thing here's the funny thing here's the funny thing about the P joke
So what I'm trying to say is Jack would go ask the
Flight attendant if he could go pee right and that's already innately funny because it's like why
are you asking? And then he would go into the bathroom and instead of peeing, he would
throw up.
There are two huge things of caviar and two glasses of champagne. I have never felt more
sick in a challenge ever. I wish I was over exaggerating this for the challenge, but I
just want to go to sleep. I have like the worst headache ever. I guess I have no choice
But demolish this
I can't believe how bad the caviar started to get and how salty
Can't believe how bad the caviar started to get and how salty and tough it was to get down it only got worse
I'm so tired. I'm so full. I don't want to drink the champagne at all
Oh, this is me trying to keep my eyes open by the way.
I honestly thought about falling asleep here,
but I didn't somehow.
In fact, I pulled myself up and down
to these two glasses of champagne back to back.
There's a good chance I might have to go to the bathroom
for this.
Looking back, I don't really remember much of this.
All I know is this was the most down bad I've ever
been for a profiting challenge.
And I usually know he needs to be ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And it all loops back, chat.
And it all loops back.
Never do this but I can't do a conclusion and this is, this was my plan.
I'm trying to stay strong but I think right now the best thing I can do is take a 25
minute nap and I'll see you guys on the other side.
I think it's a bad play.
because he's going to wake up and he's going to feel worse that's what i that's what i do
this is the reality this is it and this 25 minutes of rest ended up being more like an hour
i slept through my alarm the plan is landing now
in this moment i did feel very defeated but looking back it's kind of insane that i was
able to drink 22 glasses of champagne and profit over-
Oh my god!
For $3,000 in such a short time for all in all, I'd consider that a win.
I am now convinced there's no way to profit off a first-class ticket.
150,000 likes, I'll continue the series. I gotta go get some sleep.
Continue the series and do fucking what? Train rides?
I feel like- I feel like bro, he's done so much. That was a good ass video though.
Brad 12 drinks in the lab before flying in what's in what's stone cold sober actually
Literally perfectly so he's like all right now. Let's lock in for the actual challenge
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Basically to sum up a bullshit thought do you think after a very long period of time our atoms or something will make some type of life
So after trillions of years me Nicholas won't be alive with my consciousness will reset at something else
Tell me if I'm just fried.
Well, your atoms cannot be created or destroyed.
They can only be transformed.
So some part of you could, yeah, eventually transition
in some weird, miraculous way, where
they combine into some other conscious form of you.
Probably unlikely, but yeah.
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Ozzy, Jay, and Bucky, put the sub on.
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You can send that in the video session tab, though.
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All right, chat, last bit of the day.
Time dilation visualized.
Project Hail Mary, but the movie.
Rewinding, time dilation visualized.
I love Project Hail Mary, but the movie glosses over
what I love about Andy Weir's novels,
and that's the science of it.
I guess the general public is not in the math and science,
but I am, and I think fans of this channel are too.
So let's do the math.
In their doubt, even harder than the novel does
on relativity, mass ratios,
and the astrophage infection rate.
That should make no sense to me.
I hope it does.
I hope it, you know, circles back.
Roe's saying words.
The movie mentions briefly that it takes in four years
to get-
I've never seen Project Hail Mary now.
I've heard of it.
It mentions briefly that it takes in four years
to get to Tau City.
but how city is 12 light years away.
So if you can't travel faster than the speed of light,
how can you get there in four?
Well, that's where time dilation comes in.
We can't travel.
If it takes 12 light years to get somewhere
and you can't even travel the speed of light,
how does it take you four years to get somewhere?
Well, as you get faster, time dilation is
as you get faster, relatively time is slower
to everybody else around you, right?
Or is that time relativity?
Well, faster than the speed of light,
something weird happens the closer you get to it time slows down and if you keep
Oh my god losers that shit skip and chat
see ya see ya now we're watching this
accelerating time keeps time slows down if you keep accelerating time keeps
slowing down constant acceleration yeah but it keeps slowing down relatively
though right because the way that you internally experience time doesn't
change regardless of how fast you're going. Like the rate at which your neurons fire and you
experience thoughts and perception does not change. But your physical body experience time
relatively different, comparable to everybody else. Like the universe in your own mind doesn't
change. Creation is like the eighth wonder of the world. If you can keep it up, it's like
compounding interest. Extremely far away things become closer and closer because of this time
dilation which begs the question to me how long would it take to get the Betelgeuse or the edge of
our galaxy or the nearest neighbor galaxies? The answer is that we can travel anywhere in the
universe within a human lifetime. Let's see it in action. Yeah but you couldn't it wouldn't work
like the problem with that is like say you were able to slingshot somebody at such a speed
that in their perspective, they reach the Andromeda Galaxy in five years, you know.
By the time they get there and come back, everyone they know will be dead.
Similar to Interstellar. Like, you wouldn't be able to use any of the info that you gathered
because anyone else that's not on the mission is effectively useless in, like, you would be
setting up this mission to send somebody out knowing that like your grandkids would be the
ones that's receiving this guy that's leaving.
Taucedi is 12 11.9 light years actually below us in relation to the galactic plane.
But first before we get to Taucedi, let's start with our closest neighbor.
Let's start with Alpha Centauri and see what a hypothetical trip from Earth to Alpha Centauri
would be like on the Hail Mary.
This orange tube is not a wormhole.
It's a representation of how.
It all means sun, by the way.
I think this is our universe, this is our solar system, right?
Fast time is going for our ship relative to Earth.
We start the trip accelerating at 1.5 G's.
If we get up to relativistic speeds extremely quickly, after only five months of accelerating,
we're already going more than half of the speed of light.
And while five months have passed for us on the ship, time has already slowed down
and six months have passed on Earth.
By the midpoint, we're traveling 97% of the speed of light
in a year and a half have passed on the ship,
but more than two and a half have passed on Earth.
If you want to come to a stop at Alpha Centauri,
it's here where we have to flip around
and burn to slow down.
And our time dilation start going back to normal
as we slow down to normal speeds.
Okay.
Wow! So you would get to Alpha Centauri in Earth's five year, five months, but for you
only two years and nine months? But if we don't slow down, if we keep accelerating, time
keeps getting slower. And that's the key. As we keep accelerating, our velocity tapers
off because we can never get past the speed of light. It's asymptotic. We just keep adding
9s to our 99.9 whatever of the speed of light. But the time dilation doesn't taper off. It's not
bounded. The more we keep accelerating, the more time slows down. From the ship's perspective,
it's exponential. Every additional year of acceleration, the time dilation roughly doubles.
If we compare the trip to Alpha Centauri to the trip to Tau Ceti,
You can see this in action
Bro, this is like so trippy though
Because then like obviously a neuron a photon isn't conscious
But from like light the perspective of like light
The universe has been around for a very short amount of time
Because time in like 30 like yeah, you say the big bang happened 13 point blank billion years ago
13 billion nine billion years ago or however long but it's like
If you were a photon am I making sense if you were a photon of light like it would be like just like a blank of an eye
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What's up?
God damn!
12 years for Earth, 3 for the ship.
It only takes about 1 year longer than the trip to Alpha Centauri even though it's 3
times farther away.
Rocky's trip from Forty-Ear of Donny took about the same too because they're about
the same distance from Taos City than we are.
Damn, is this a movie or is this a show?
Or a book?
Project Hail Mary.
I feel like I might have seen this.
Oh no, this just came out.
This is Ryan Gosling, Science Teacher,
Rylan Grace wakes up on a spaceship,
no recollection of who he is or how he got there.
He has to solve a riddle behind a mysterious substance
that's causing the sun to die out.
Interesting.
About 10 layers.
So the time dilation is pretty much the same
if they took the same clip and burn profile,
But to really see the power of this,
we need to go much further.
Beetle juice is about 500 light years away.
With the same level of acceleration,
the trip would only take eight and a half years.
At the midpoint, we will reach 99.999%
of the speed of light.
But if you were to somehow be able to do this today,
you would, somebody on earth gets a beetle juice
In your perspective, from Earth years,
if you were still just doing, for some reason,
365 days per year, which is only relative to somebody
that's on our solar system, on Earth,
but you would get to Beetlejuice in 2032,
but it would be like 2,516 on Earth.
Like it would have been,
amount of time would have passed from like the medieval ages. Like that would be so fucking long.
I've scaled up the travel lines, but it's often the case with cosmological distances. Things are
getting hard to see. To really understand the exponential nature of this, we have to change
the way we're looking at this. We've got to move the stars around here. Let's compress
everything based on how long it takes to travel to them. In order to illustrate that,
let's add in some more stars like the Pleiades cluster, which is a famous star cluster
slightly closer than Betelgeuse, and the Orion Nebula, which is a thousand light years further than Betelgeuse.
When we engage our time dilation, this is what happens.
Remember, the farther away an object is, the more time dilation affects it.
So the Pleiades and Betelgeuse are only slightly further than Tau Setti and Eridani,
and the Orion Nebula, which was a thousand light years further, is now just slightly farther than Betelgeuse.
Yo, I feel like there's like a weird dystopian future
where a billionaire just leaves Earth
and flies away at like near light speed
and then comes back like 10 years later
from their perspective,
just to see if people on Earth
have created some form of like immortality.
Like that would be a way for like Elon Musk
to theoretically stay immortal
is if he were able to leave Earth's system
and go at such fast speeds that he just kind of dips
for like 20 years and comes back.
But on Earth, it would have been like 500 years.
And he would be like,
hey, have you guys like figured out how to like,
you know, live forever yet or?
Bullies, people just took eight and a half years.
I don't know what you're on about.
I feel like I'm making perfect sense.
Because from his perspective, he, because we can't be immortal right now,
but if he has enough money to somehow slingshot himself outside of Earth's
gravity in our solar system at such fast speeds that in his perspective,
he just kind of has to spend 15 years on a ship and, you know,
kind of hedges the bet that like within the next five centuries,
humans don't go extinct, don't kill each other and somehow find, you know,
a cure for every illness. He could come back and be immortal.
get to and the Orion Nebula only takes nine and a half.
What if he came back to nothing? I mean that's a risk he would have to take.
You can kind of now see how it's getting squished up around the edge and that's the same thing that's going to happen for the rest of the stars in our galaxy.
Our entire galaxy becomes a squished shell right on the edge of our doorstep.
Other galaxies too get pushed right to the edge. The large Magellanic cloud, which is 160,000 light-years away, takes 16 years.
Andromeda, our closest large galaxy, which is normally 2.5 million light-years away, takes just under 20 years to get to.
The Virgo Cluster, a cluster of a couple thousand galaxies, which is 54 million light-years away,
would take just 23 years and 7 months.
And finally, the edge of the observable universe, 46.5 billion light-years away, would take
just 32 years and 3 months.
Oh my god!
Yeah.
At which point we will be travelling, 99.999999999999999.
Yeah, but I understand her, wait, he's saying this ship would travel with like a solar,
like a solar kite-esque formation that they have on like satellites?
And you had something that was a rocket or a ship with that level of mass, would
it be able to go that fast though?
9 21 9 solar sail or whatever it's called light 46.5 billion years would have passed on Earth because
we're basically going to speed of light. This would require a lot of energy. Actually, in this
example, it would require a lot of matter, because that's what we're doing. That's what
astrophage is doing. It's converting matter into energy. Astrophage is like a little e equals mc
squared bio engine. So how much matter do we need for this trip to the edge of the universe?
about 506 trillion tons, which is the mass of 87 Earths.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, and we've gone from, like, cool hypothetical to complete sci-fi.
All right.
And this starts asking the question, how much mass is too much? Because we're already idealizing a
lot of things here. In modern rocket engineering, a mass ratio of 20 to 1 is considered realistic.
That means the fuel weighs 20 times more than the ship and the fact that's exactly what the mass ratio of the project
Hail Mary was in the novel the ship needed 2 million kilograms of astrophage to reach Tau steady in four years and the ship weighed
100,000 kilograms 20 to 1
Problem is that was a mistake by Andy Weir
2 million kilograms is what was needed if it was a flyby
To stop at the destination you need to square that number
So what it really needed was 400 million kilograms I
Reached out to anywhere and he responded and confirmed this
Which would mean a mass ratio of 400 to 1 which is a little unreasonable
But we do have an option to save a little a little unreasonable. What are we flying the fucking death star?
Jesus Christ 400 million kilograms. What does that even look like?
Some fuel. We don't need to accelerate for the whole period and that's what Andy Weir says he changed. He said he added a coast phase
Okay, so let's do the math
Using the same specs from the book 1.5 G's of acceleration if we coast for 85 percent of the time
That is we accelerate for about one light year coast for 10 and then decelerate for one. We'll get there in six years and eight months
Confusing to me in the movie. They didn't fix this
There's a point at which at the end the computer says it's going to take four years of two months and 11 days
Which is almost exactly a 50% coast phase
So that seems intentional to me like maybe that was Andy weir's fix to do 50% coast phase
But with a 50% coast phase the mass ratio becomes
124 to 1 which would mean the ship would have had to have weighed
16 tons dry I gotta write a note to myself to watch this fucking movie because this seems so sick
And I know that they probably get a lot of the science wrong in this film, but it's still just like a fucking cool ass idea
Or used more astrophage in the movie they say it still uses two million kilograms of astrophage
But honestly, there are so many assumptions we're making here that 124 to 1 maybe that's plausible in this universe holding astrophage
You can play around yourself with these numbers on my website
This is the calculator on my website either way
I'm still inspired that it's still physically possible to reach other galaxies within the known laws of physics
Because there could be other methods of generating insane amounts of energy in the far future like a Kugelblitz drive or something else crazy
And we could still get there without wormholes or breaking physics
While I'm in the mode of being an arm
Yeah, but I'm gonna be dead for that shit and I'm gonna have well
I'm not gonna have FOMO because I'm gonna be dead, but I'm having FOMO right now
So fuck the people in the future because like just like the mentality of a drunk guy
I don't have to deal with the hangover the next guy does fuck the other people Wow
I kind of sound like an old person right now
I'm not saying fuck the other people like let's not help the future generations. I'm more so saying let's fucking do this shit right now
Yo, like let's put all of our money into stopping like wars having world peace
fucking solving all of our problems and then just going let's just throw money at fucking space
Let's just throw money at space
Let's keep throwing money at space. Let's go do some crazy shit.
I'm a chair physicist. There is one other flaw in Project Hail Mary that I thought was interesting.
In the story, Tau Setti is the only star nearby Earth which is not dimming due to
Space and weed. Yup.
The astrophage infection, canonically in the novel, as they're tracing back where it came from they say that
And then some Rick and Morty drug where I eat it and then I teleport to another dimension and I fucking live there for a few years.
And then I come back.
The sun was infected, but not like Salvia because that's scary.
It was infected by Y's 08-55-07-14, which was infected by Sirius, which was infected by Epsilon
Eridani.
They also say that Y is infected with Wolf 359, the land 21185 and Ross 128.
From this they deduce that the range at which astrophage can survive interstellar distances
is 8 light years, and thus the range that it can infect other stars is 8 light years.
is in real life wise is 11 light years from serious. So that's
no go. The shortest distance from Tau city to Seoul in less than
eight light year hops would have been Tau city to Lassail 9352
Lassail 8760 Ross 154 Barnards star and so look, I'm playing
elite dangers. But that wasn't actually the problem that I
thought was interesting. The problem is that if eight light
years is indeed the infection range, 90% of stars in our
galaxy have another star within eight light years it's in my opinion probable that astrophage would
have spread throughout the entire galaxy like a plague affecting nearly every star yo i'm gonna be the
dork that's gonna ask this question what's the fuck is astrophage
an alien microbe parasite from project hail mary that feeds on stellar energy threatening to
to trigger an Ice Age on Earth. Okay, so it's a fictional parasite.
Burr. God, I want to I wish I watched the movie before I
watched this. Mads VanHood. Yeah, I get them out of here.
It sort of depends on the distribution of stars. And
there are some filters that could have could have limited it. But
I just thought it was interesting to visualize what an
eight light year range spread would have looked like in our
nearby stars. This is using the ATHYG stellar catalog, by
the way, which is not a full representation of all the
stars in our neighborhood but it's pretty close. The point is, this is an awesome sci-fi.
I saw an interview with the directors of the movie who said that the story is about saving
the galaxy by making a friend. But the novel is deeper than that. It's about making a friend
who's a complimentary thinker to you, who's not the same but gets you and you get him.
And it makes me feel less alone, I guess. Although if you did have to go to another
star system and find a literal alien to feel less alone. But having seen the movie and seen
reactions from all different types of people. It's starting to illustrate to me the difference
between me and the normies. It's starting to. I still need some time to process it,
but let me know what you guys think. Is it supposed to be like a comedy sci-fi? I feel
like it's a little jokester maybe. If you want to dig even deeper into the math and science
behind Project Hail Mary, I would recommend- Oh, WVN, okay. Reaching to the author and
confirmed. Brode that ass did. I know the source. It checks out. That is funny.
Jobar, I think of the three on my account with some for two years. I've done band requests
denied. I'd love to regain access to the community, but I mainly want to know what I did. I don't
know your username. You didn't let me know, brother. Alex for the sub kid and whoever
the sub that for the sub Aaron, think of the three or the five speaking of BOS.
You should look up as a 2044 GGI. It was a super love of a document of just hours
before it's exposure. Really beautiful picture.
Oh, that is awesome.
Why is it so low quality?
How do I get a bigger image?
Why is the image that tiny?
You can zoom it in, that's all low quality.
Look sick though.
Cap and X for the sub-business for the five.
Vast large in space, we can't even comprehend the size of it.
JTown on R2 for the sub-VC for the sub-N3 for the three.
Front-thus perspective, that's instant.
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All right. Shats. We're going to call that there. That was a W fucking stream. A bit of a short one.
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If you haven't been easy, but excuse it play video such a game so chef. I'll be live tomorrow at like 1 30
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We're going to do the Sunday Etsy review around like one as well.
Our Etsy product review into reacting to the Wi-Fi's video.
That's like two hours long, so that'll be the only React Sunday.
Monday, CS with Killdozer at 3.30.
We're opening cases, playing CS during other random shit.
After, shorter stream though, because I'm filming a Minecraft video afterwards.
Tuesday not live.
Wednesday is going to be horror games.
The floor above some other random shit as well.
Maybe more retro rewind.
do tomorrow at 1.30 we'll probably play Retro or Rewind maybe in the content. What's the
name of it? Content King? Yeah, Content King. And then obviously the Val attorney. But yeah,
next Wednesday random shit, next Thursday not live next Friday. It's going to be a chess tournament
at four into random shit after we get out or win. Probably not going to win though if I do
to assume.
What else?
Next Saturday, CS with JoJo early, and then random shit.
And then we have reacts the day after April 13th,
988 charity stream.
The 24th, we have a GeoGuessert for Tribals.
And the 20th is going to be a weed mystery review.
But yeah, JoVar, thank you for the five, though.
But I don't know.
I would need a look into the on-band.
I don't necessarily think that it's like, turbo bad.
But like, I kind of need my mods to look into it.
Raid Adapts, for right now, I'm being my mods can look though.
But Raid Jynxie, Jynxie is 42,000 viewers.
I want to rate somebody that's smaller.
I do love Junko though.
Yugi's building a potato cannon.
I kind of want to raid Yugi.
I
Think you sprayed it the thing you might have
Yeah, oh my god, that's scary
We're gonna spray it on the side.
We're gonna, maybe, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna put it in.
We'll rig you.
Oh my god, she's gonna date me.
Oh my god.
All right.
Appreciate y'all.
I'll be up fun, and I'll catch y'all later.
We are going to rate in five.
Two to four, two to three, it's you.
Ellen.
Errp.
See you guys tomorrow.
What is she?