WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Oh 00:30.000 --> 00:32.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:17.120 all over the world. 01:18.320 --> 01:22.960 Hello everybody, bloody good. 01:22.960 --> 01:25.060 How's everybody doing on this 01:25.060 --> 01:28.500 fantastic fucking Friday? 01:28.500 --> 01:32.460 a little bit early today for a fucking react day. 01:32.460 --> 01:36.380 I'm sitting here sipping a almost black coffee, 01:36.380 --> 01:38.980 only a splash of milk in it. 01:38.980 --> 01:41.140 My breath smells like shit, 01:41.140 --> 01:45.180 just to give you some sort of visualization 01:45.180 --> 01:47.180 of how I'm feeling right now. 01:49.820 --> 01:51.300 Oh, but boy, does it taste good. 01:51.300 --> 01:53.820 Anyways, chat, here's the schedule. 01:53.820 --> 01:55.020 It's a full react day today. 01:55.020 --> 01:56.580 We got a lot of videos we're gonna be watching. 01:56.580 --> 01:59.140 We're going to do a rundown in a minute, OK? 01:59.140 --> 02:04.420 Tomorrow, we're going to be live around 1.30 EST. 02:04.420 --> 02:06.340 We're going to be live a little bit early on the weekend. 02:06.340 --> 02:08.060 I know I already go live early on the weekend, 02:08.060 --> 02:09.620 but the reason we're live early tomorrow 02:09.620 --> 02:12.460 is because I want to get some random games in before the Valorant 02:12.460 --> 02:15.580 tournament that Jinxie's hosting that we're taking part in. 02:15.580 --> 02:18.540 The draft is at 5 EST, and it starts at 5.30. 02:18.540 --> 02:23.460 So I'm probably going to go live around 1.30, 02:23.460 --> 02:27.460 and we're going to rip Retro, Rewind, maybe Content King 02:27.460 --> 02:29.180 or some other random game. 02:29.180 --> 02:32.540 We'll probably get like two games in before Valorant. 02:32.540 --> 02:34.060 So it'll be like a three game day. 02:34.060 --> 02:36.180 Tomorrow, that's the schedule. 02:36.180 --> 02:38.700 Sunday, we're doing the Etsy review. 02:38.700 --> 02:40.740 All the products are in. 02:40.740 --> 02:42.860 We're going to actually start stream with the Etsy review 02:42.860 --> 02:45.260 after we'll take down the table and everything, 02:45.260 --> 02:46.060 put all the shit away. 02:46.060 --> 02:49.980 And then we're going to watch that new Wi-Fi's video. 02:49.980 --> 02:53.300 The Minecraft horror ARG, it's like two hours long. 02:53.300 --> 02:56.240 It'll be the longest react I'll have ever done. 02:57.180 --> 03:00.780 And normally I would never watch a video over like 40 minutes, 03:00.780 --> 03:03.740 but I did watch part one and it was really good 03:03.740 --> 03:06.260 and you guys complained a while for me to watch it. 03:06.260 --> 03:07.260 So we'll watch part two, 03:07.260 --> 03:10.620 but it's gonna be the only react we're gonna do on Sunday 03:10.620 --> 03:14.420 just cause it's gonna take at least two hours to watch it 03:14.420 --> 03:15.460 cause the video is two hours long, 03:15.460 --> 03:18.860 plus my yapping might be like a fucking four hour react. 03:18.860 --> 03:26.040 Monday we're doing CS with Killdozer. We're gonna both open cases and watch each other open cases 03:26.820 --> 03:31.380 And then we're gonna play CS together around 330 and then I'll probably do random games for a little bit 03:31.380 --> 03:33.020 And then I have to record a Minecraft video 03:33.020 --> 03:38.300 So I won't be live long Monday Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is gonna be horror games random games Thursday 03:38.300 --> 03:40.800 Not live Friday next week is a chess tournament 03:41.340 --> 03:43.340 at like four 03:43.560 --> 03:47.540 And we'll play that until it's done and then depending we'll probably reflect your less 03:47.540 --> 03:49.940 The games are some shit after that 03:50.820 --> 03:55.480 Next Saturday early CS stream with Jojo and then random games last reacts that reacts Sunday 03:55.480 --> 03:58.760 We'll go from there 988 charity stream April 13th 03:59.020 --> 04:04.120 So not next Monday the Monday after that April 13th full 988 charity stream 04:04.380 --> 04:07.720 We're gonna be playing games that day. It'll be like a support challenge. I 04:08.700 --> 04:10.700 98 a asked me to do the stream 04:10.980 --> 04:15.540 And they want to mop mop it as like some sort of gaming challenge 04:15.540 --> 04:24.500 where I have to play support in every game I play so that'll be really hard 04:24.500 --> 04:31.620 that'll be really hard so I'm gonna be playing like rivals Valorant what are 04:31.620 --> 04:36.220 other games where you play support I think I could play CS and just be like a 04:36.220 --> 04:41.740 big you tell guy but I don't know if CS is a great game for a 988 charity 04:41.740 --> 04:51.500 stream rainbow yeah I could be rainbow and be like a support ish player I'm not 04:51.500 --> 05:00.860 playing overwatch I could maybe maybe maybe arc Raiders arc Raiders but I'm 05:00.860 --> 05:06.180 just friendly I'm actually a no I'm friendly friendly I don't kill anybody 05:06.180 --> 05:08.180 I just run around and lose 05:09.020 --> 05:13.920 That one goes so bad. I'll try it. I don't think it'll go well though. We could just game hop 05:14.240 --> 05:19.760 They were like just play support in every game. I was like, okay. I'll do that Tuesday or not 05:19.760 --> 05:21.800 That'll be Monday the 13th 05:21.800 --> 05:28.300 Then we have a Geo guest her tournament that I'm hosting slash playing in it's a duo sturdy 18 teams 36 players 05:29.160 --> 05:31.160 the 24th 05:31.200 --> 05:35.000 And then we're also doing a weed mystery box video the 20th 05:35.000 --> 05:41.740 And then we'll go from there next charity stream after 988. It'll probably be like early May and then we'll see what we do after that 05:43.340 --> 05:46.600 Anyways, excuse me. Let me read Jonas then we'll hop into the videos for today 05:46.840 --> 05:49.840 Sky, thank you for the three. I was some teeth extract the train. I'm not enjoying it 05:49.840 --> 05:56.220 Have you ever gotten tooth removed before no I chipped my tooth eating a piece of chicken once because I bit into the fork 05:56.520 --> 06:00.100 Because I eat like a neanderthal. I don't like cutting my food 06:00.100 --> 06:03.980 I will stab it and then chew it and I bit the fork and I chipped my tooth 06:03.980 --> 06:15.980 So they had to fix that up but I've never had a tooth pulled though now I have my wisdom teeth my teeth are going to be real yellow right now. 06:19.980 --> 06:21.980 I have that's my wisdom teeth. 06:24.980 --> 06:27.980 I'm missing one on my top right I was born without it. 06:27.980 --> 06:35.240 without it. But I have them in. So I'm sorry I can't relate. But I hope you feel better. 06:35.240 --> 06:39.380 One action on listen for the sub RFQ. Each Sam and Kroft share for the sub new 06:39.380 --> 06:42.200 from the Fousa, but he says subliminal stream I was working unfortunately, but 06:42.200 --> 06:46.560 what are your general thoughts before I buy it? Bro, I saw Koso say he'd rather 06:46.560 --> 06:54.920 like eat poop or something instead of play the game. Me and him had polar 06:54.920 --> 07:02.040 opposite experiences on subliminal. Like, I- I didn't- I didn't think the game was bad. Did you 07:02.040 --> 07:07.800 guys think it was bad? Okay, here's what I'll say. I think he got a different ending than me, 07:07.800 --> 07:15.960 and that the main canon ending sucks. I will say that. I liked my ending. I thought it was 07:15.960 --> 07:22.280 really scary, and it stressed me out because I basically was just playing like, uh, an in-depth 07:22.280 --> 07:28.700 Story version of like a like a fucking Stanley parable slash FNAF 4 07:29.000 --> 07:35.800 That's what I was playing. It was like Stanley parable and I was in my mind and my trauma monster was fucking 07:36.240 --> 07:42.060 Chasing me and then I was just stuck in FNAF 4 and it was like fucking scary 07:42.360 --> 07:48.080 So that was my ending it did end very abruptly, but I know there's a part 2 like they're doing an episode 2 07:48.080 --> 07:53.440 So I'm assuming it'll pick up where it left off, but I didn't dislike the game like if I 07:53.600 --> 08:00.420 Mean it me in case you're both didn't like Poppy play time five if I rated Poppy play time five like a six I 08:01.400 --> 08:03.400 Would rate subliminal like an eight 08:03.960 --> 08:07.120 But I don't know I think I'm probably right Poppy play time like a five and a half 08:08.120 --> 08:14.320 If poppy plays on five was five and a half the best one was the second or third one 08:14.320 --> 08:16.320 I would rate those like a nine 08:16.900 --> 08:18.900 comparatively so I 08:19.020 --> 08:24.480 Don't know. I didn't think it was really mascot horror a lot of people were like, okay. Here's what I'll say I 08:25.280 --> 08:29.620 Downloaded subliminal thinking that it was going to be the back rooms 08:29.620 --> 08:32.320 I really did think it was gonna be a liminal space game 08:32.320 --> 08:35.740 I never played the demo a lot of people said the demo is really good and the main game was bad 08:35.740 --> 08:38.220 I didn't play the demo so I don't really have a take on that 08:38.220 --> 08:41.460 I thought that when subliminal was getting hyped up 08:41.460 --> 08:47.820 I thought it was going to be back rooms and it was going to be like a really realistic back rooms and then it ended up being something 08:48.180 --> 08:51.140 Entirely different. So I think that threw a lot of people for the like 08:51.620 --> 08:55.860 You know in a circle and they were not they were not happy about that, but I 08:56.900 --> 09:01.580 Love Stanley parable. I think the storyline was a little bit confusing 09:01.580 --> 09:04.100 But if you put the pieces together and thought about it, it made sense 09:04.100 --> 09:09.780 I like the Stanley parables play style where you're given a choice and the guy the 09:09.780 --> 09:14.740 the narrator is trying to push you in a certain direction and you have the choice of just not listening. 09:18.260 --> 09:25.540 I just love games like that. The multiple endings were cool. I think that I really do 09:25.540 --> 09:30.340 think my opinion on the game would be different if I got the canon ending because the canon ending 09:30.340 --> 09:38.580 was very Poppy Playtime chapter one. It was literally almost identical. So that would upset 09:38.580 --> 09:42.980 But I thought the ending that I got they should have just made that the ending 09:45.060 --> 09:51.640 No other ending that well actually no that in the memory wipe a race memory in that get rid of the cannon ending 09:51.900 --> 09:56.300 Can ending was trash that that was the that I think that's why he hated the game 09:56.300 --> 10:01.100 I think he had the first one. It would have been bad. I know the puzzles were annoying too, but like I 10:01.820 --> 10:03.340 Don't think they were that hard 10:03.340 --> 10:07.420 comparable to the Poppy playtime ones, the Poppy playtime puzzles are more annoying 10:08.060 --> 10:10.060 than the subliminal puzzles. 10:10.060 --> 10:12.860 The subliminal puzzles, I was like, I don't know what I need to do. 10:12.860 --> 10:14.620 And I did have some chatters help me out, 10:15.180 --> 10:18.940 but so I get from maybe an individual player's perspective of like, 10:18.940 --> 10:24.140 you're alone in a room and you don't have a Twitch chat to help you, like, you're just stuck, but 10:25.660 --> 10:29.180 you know, I'm giving my own perspective from how I played the game. 10:29.180 --> 10:30.180 So 10:30.180 --> 10:35.180 Hware for the sub new thing in the thousand buddies 10:35.180 --> 10:39.180 Swaggan M for the sub Laura Halo, Asher for the sub Gabriel True, thank you for the sub 10:39.180 --> 10:43.180 SCU for the nine, Zach, thank you for the three, it's my brother Asher's birthday, happy birthday Asher 10:43.180 --> 10:45.180 Happy a good birthday 10:45.180 --> 10:50.180 Big thank you for the five gifts, it's Ebi and Paolo for the sub, Fox, Maddie, Justin, Bo, 10:50.180 --> 10:55.180 Acuber, Chonka, Emin, and SQ for the sub, Maz, thank you for the ten gift, it's big, thank you for the five gift, it's 10:55.180 --> 10:59.580 Gifted's drain and free think of the sub and Matt nasal in Maslin think of it the 10 subs 10:59.580 --> 11:01.580 Thank you. We got a something even the 10 gift is 11:01.740 --> 11:06.120 Nick and BK for the sub hobo and Boomer for the sub director thinking about a thousand but easy up left me bright my day 11:06.120 --> 11:08.120 You're one of the most entertaining 11:08.500 --> 11:14.040 Entertainers out right now. I appreciate that budget and show take over the sub Owen and Batman Sharky Victor 11:14.040 --> 11:16.040 Thank you for the three going to the gym 11:16.120 --> 11:19.380 Started going to the gym eating healthy. I hate it, but I hate being fat even more W. Jim 11:19.940 --> 11:21.940 Well, good luck with the gym left 11:21.940 --> 11:25.580 Hazel, Collin, and Dillie for the sub sky of the three, 11:25.580 --> 11:27.020 Beck and Venn for the sub morning and non, 11:27.020 --> 11:28.140 and BK for the sub. 11:28.140 --> 11:30.780 Anyways, chat, run down to the videos we have today. 11:30.780 --> 11:33.780 Starting out, Neil deGrasse Tyson video 11:33.780 --> 11:36.700 about the moon mission, Artemis II. 11:38.820 --> 11:40.420 And I think just moon missions in general, 11:40.420 --> 11:41.420 very excited for this. 11:41.420 --> 11:43.640 I love listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson YAP, 11:43.640 --> 11:47.500 and it is, I guess, timely relevant. 11:47.500 --> 11:49.180 So we're going to be starting out with that. 11:49.180 --> 11:52.440 Your life as every rank on the FBI most wanted. 11:52.440 --> 11:54.100 What makes Dollar Store so cheap? 11:54.100 --> 11:55.700 Mountain climbing is the worst. 11:55.700 --> 11:57.780 And time dilation visualized. 11:57.780 --> 11:59.820 So a very weird selection of videos today, 11:59.820 --> 12:01.140 but I'm very excited. 12:01.140 --> 12:03.380 MK Kenny in mourning for the sudden you bully BK 12:03.380 --> 12:05.300 and no, no, take it to the sub. 12:05.300 --> 12:07.940 As he played Road 96, I did. 12:07.940 --> 12:10.860 I played Road 96, that is a great game. 12:10.860 --> 12:15.620 But the, what is the sequel to Road 96? 12:16.500 --> 12:18.220 Horrible, horrible. 12:18.620 --> 12:20.560 Whatever the sequel is. Oh God 12:22.540 --> 12:30.820 It was road 96 and then road 96 something what was the sequel road 96 zero miles that game sucked 12:31.260 --> 12:33.540 Jack Pemberham video we're gonna watch that next week 12:33.540 --> 12:38.220 I feel bad when I watch a Jack Pemberham video right when it releases because I don't want to like take views 12:38.220 --> 12:43.820 You know anything I usually watch videos like at like a week to three weeks after 12:43.820 --> 12:45.820 So, we'll watch that next week. 12:45.820 --> 12:47.820 Morning, Erin, and SWI for the sub. 12:47.820 --> 12:49.820 Bella, thank you for the 5K bitties. 12:49.820 --> 12:51.820 Good to watch your events for months now 12:51.820 --> 12:53.820 because of you have taken my first philosophy class. 12:53.820 --> 12:55.820 Well, Cub, I thank you for the 5K bitties 12:55.820 --> 12:57.820 and I hope the first philosophy class goes well. 12:57.820 --> 12:58.820 I don't know if you're taking an intro 12:58.820 --> 12:59.820 or what type of philosophy class you're taking, 12:59.820 --> 13:00.820 but good luck. 13:00.820 --> 13:01.820 New thing of the thousand bitties. 13:01.820 --> 13:03.820 I think at the beginning I was a bit of an investor on Patreon 13:03.820 --> 13:04.820 but I heard that people didn't like it 13:04.820 --> 13:05.820 so I was skeptical. 13:05.820 --> 13:06.820 You and MK for the sub. 13:06.820 --> 13:08.820 Ellis and Morning for the sub. 13:08.820 --> 13:09.820 I don't know. For the price I paid, 13:09.820 --> 13:10.820 I don't think the game was bad. 13:10.820 --> 13:11.820 That's the take-all hat. 13:13.820 --> 13:15.820 How much are poppy playtime chapters? 13:17.180 --> 13:19.180 20 bucks? 13:19.980 --> 13:21.980 Subliminal's $9 13:22.820 --> 13:27.380 It's worth it in my opinion. You it's a $9 game for 13:28.100 --> 13:34.640 Something that's around two hours of playtime for one ending and if you really want to there is replayability 13:35.660 --> 13:37.660 there's like four endings and 13:37.660 --> 13:43.460 And even in the it's not even just four different endings like the games exactly the same till the end like I was playing 13:43.460 --> 13:46.220 And I'm talking to Pezzi and he's like I wasn't here 13:46.220 --> 13:49.860 I don't know how I could help you and there was still like another hour left in the game 13:50.060 --> 13:54.420 Tony a J for the sub Andrew for the Tasman ease currently wanting to watch my favorite streamer god morning 13:54.420 --> 13:59.100 And all of us thank you for the sub TV and Tony for the sub chat first video today. Let's lock in no yeah 13:59.100 --> 14:01.100 No, yeah, no, yeah 14:02.660 --> 14:06.060 It's on sale too. Yeah, it's 10% off. It's a dollar off 14:07.660 --> 14:14.700 Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a steal. 14:14.700 --> 14:17.860 The mission's bringing us back to the moon. 14:17.860 --> 14:18.500 Lock in. 14:18.500 --> 14:19.980 Mission's bringing us back to the moon. 14:19.980 --> 14:21.660 Chuck, yes. 14:21.660 --> 14:22.860 We're going back to the moon. 14:22.860 --> 14:23.660 I didn't know I'd. 14:23.660 --> 14:26.540 God damn it. 14:26.540 --> 14:28.180 Lock back in. 14:28.180 --> 14:29.060 I accidentally muted it. 14:32.300 --> 14:33.860 The mission's bringing us back to the moon. 14:33.860 --> 14:35.260 Chuck, yes. 14:35.260 --> 14:36.740 We're going back to the moon. 14:36.740 --> 14:39.140 I didn't know I've been in the first place. 14:39.140 --> 14:40.640 NASA, NASA, all right. 14:40.640 --> 14:41.620 NASA's going out. 14:41.620 --> 14:44.120 Now, we've actually never been. 14:44.120 --> 14:46.980 Oh, well, we've actually never been to the moon. 14:46.980 --> 14:48.620 Have you, what is that called? 14:48.620 --> 14:50.980 Have you ever heard of the Fermanent? 14:52.920 --> 14:54.360 Have you ever heard of the Fermanent? 14:54.360 --> 14:56.220 It's this thick air shield. 14:56.220 --> 14:57.700 Some would call it the atmosphere, 14:57.700 --> 14:59.460 but it's actually so thick that you're unable 14:59.460 --> 15:00.800 to travel through it. 15:00.800 --> 15:02.900 We're basically stuck on Earth. 15:02.900 --> 15:04.000 Back to the moon, yes. 15:04.000 --> 15:05.240 Let's back up a little. 15:05.240 --> 15:06.540 All right, okay. 15:06.540 --> 15:09.620 First and only other time we went to the moon was the Apollo program. 15:09.620 --> 15:10.260 Correct. 15:10.260 --> 15:12.820 As you know, we went to the moon nine times. 15:12.820 --> 15:15.420 So we fixed it nine times. 15:15.420 --> 15:16.060 Not even. 15:16.060 --> 15:19.020 Yo, I was thinking about the guy that went on. 15:19.020 --> 15:21.940 What was the first Apollo mission where they went to the moon? 15:21.940 --> 15:23.700 Apollo 7, Apollo 11. 15:23.700 --> 15:25.900 I don't really know. 15:25.900 --> 15:29.460 The first one where they went to the moon and actually landed on the moon, 15:30.140 --> 15:34.340 one of them had to stay back. 15:34.340 --> 15:36.060 And that's what not stay back. 15:36.060 --> 15:38.040 He was like the pilot of the ship. 15:38.040 --> 15:39.500 Yeah, I think it was 11. 15:39.500 --> 15:41.540 It was 7 or 11. 15:41.540 --> 15:42.140 7 or 11. 15:42.140 --> 15:44.420 Anyways, one of them had to stay back, 15:44.420 --> 15:47.620 because you can't have everybody land. 15:47.620 --> 15:49.380 And that sucks. 15:49.380 --> 15:51.900 You're like, oh, have fun. 15:51.900 --> 15:54.940 And they're all just jumping around on zero gravity 15:54.940 --> 15:57.740 in their little spacesuits, and you're just 15:57.740 --> 15:59.460 sitting up there, sad as hell. 15:59.460 --> 16:01.340 Like that one guy from Interstellar. 16:01.340 --> 16:02.820 You ever see that movie? 16:02.820 --> 16:04.140 That one dude from Interstellar 16:04.140 --> 16:05.500 that has to stay on the ship 16:05.500 --> 16:09.020 while everybody else goes to like that one planet that's rotating really fast. 16:09.020 --> 16:11.740 So time dilation is different, which we're going to watch a video about later. 16:11.980 --> 16:15.300 And they come back and he's like fucking been waiting for them for like 30 years. 16:15.940 --> 16:18.300 He's like, oh, nice of you to come back. 16:18.300 --> 16:21.420 For them, it's been like five minutes in my marriage. 16:21.580 --> 16:24.220 Has that much taken place? 16:24.220 --> 16:27.260 Apollo eight, OK, went to the moon, orbit and came back. 16:27.380 --> 16:29.460 OK, took that famous picture of Earthrise. 16:31.700 --> 16:34.060 I love this photo. 16:34.060 --> 16:36.820 Oh my god, this is my computer background for some time. 16:37.320 --> 16:39.460 So where's the rest of that Apollo 10? 16:39.500 --> 16:44.300 Okay. Went to the moon, orbited the moon, deployed the lander. 16:45.120 --> 16:46.400 And it came back up. 16:46.400 --> 16:47.500 Right. So that's a boy. 16:47.500 --> 16:52.160 Is it Artemis to also like these are actual moon missions, 16:52.160 --> 16:55.600 but Artemis to the one that's going to the moon right now at the time of this, 16:55.900 --> 17:00.640 you know, stream, um, that one's not really a moon mission. 17:00.640 --> 17:08.640 Isn't it testing the new rocket and spaceship model for a flight elsewhere like to Mars? 17:09.360 --> 17:11.840 Like this isn't we're not really giving a fuck about the moon right now 17:11.840 --> 17:21.680 This is just like a means of dialing in the new spaceship technology slash gravity slingshot method to reduce fuel 17:22.560 --> 17:24.560 You know need on a ship 17:24.560 --> 17:30.500 Paul 10 right Apollo 11. Everyone remembers Buzz Aldrin Neil Armstrong walk on the moon 17:30.500 --> 17:32.720 Right leave Michael Collins up in the yeah 17:33.440 --> 17:38.980 Bein that guy. Holy fuck, bro. Oh my god sitting there just watching 17:42.160 --> 17:48.160 The FOMO I don't think anybody's had bigger FOMO. I mean he is a professional but still 17:48.580 --> 17:52.040 You know like he knew that he was it wasn't like in the moment 17:52.040 --> 17:57.400 they drew straws and he was the one that had to stay up like before he even left earth he knew 17:57.400 --> 18:03.800 capsule just left him in the car chair actually didn't give him the opportunity to go down later 18:04.360 --> 18:08.440 and check it out for himself you know the plan these are professionals 18:10.680 --> 18:18.520 gonna make me the sofa go to the moon wait was he the pilot who was michael collins like why did he 18:18.520 --> 18:28.520 He was the pilot. So that's why he had to stay back. 18:28.520 --> 18:33.520 What if he just dipped on them? 18:33.520 --> 18:40.520 Then there's Apollo 12, Apollo 13, the ill-fated one. 18:40.520 --> 18:48.000 one Hollywood movie directed by Ron Howard what sorry this is not I'm not 18:48.000 --> 18:52.600 making a joke I'm actually curious which was the one that blew up 18:53.080 --> 19:00.540 because one of them they died 13 the ill-fated one oh 19:00.960 --> 19:04.900 hey Hollywood sorry I gotta pay attention to the fucking video movie 19:04.900 --> 19:13.060 that directed by Ron Howard and then Apollo 14, 15, 16 and 17. Why did we go? We're Americans, 19:13.060 --> 19:15.940 we're explorers, it's in our DNA is what we are told. 19:34.900 --> 19:45.900 I'm sorry. Hold up. 19:45.900 --> 19:54.900 Oh my god. 19:54.900 --> 19:59.900 Okay. I'm locked. 19:59.900 --> 20:01.900 No, why do we go? 20:01.900 --> 20:03.900 You could want to go for those reasons, but that's not what 20:03.900 --> 20:04.740 We write a check. 20:04.740 --> 20:05.560 Yeah, exactly. 20:05.560 --> 20:06.400 Who writes the check? 20:06.400 --> 20:07.240 Congress writes the check. 20:07.240 --> 20:08.080 Right. 20:08.080 --> 20:10.180 You gotta spook Congress somehow into writing the check. 20:10.180 --> 20:12.180 So, Kennedy said... 20:12.180 --> 20:15.540 Do we know how much, like, actually it caught... 20:15.540 --> 20:16.380 Oh my God! 20:20.220 --> 20:21.060 Tell me to relax. 20:21.060 --> 20:22.020 Tell me to relax. 20:22.020 --> 20:23.640 Holy fucking piss. 20:23.640 --> 20:43.560 Okay, I was gonna ask lock back in do we know how much it costs to go do this Apollo not Apollo 20:43.560 --> 20:46.560 do we know how much it costs to do this Artemis to mission 20:46.560 --> 20:57.160 I'm googling Artemis two missions estimated to have cost around four billion dollars 20:57.160 --> 21:04.080 Okay, I'm gonna have an outlandish cake here. That's not that much 21:04.080 --> 21:16.860 much. Go to the moon. Okay, yeah, $4 billion is a lot of money, but like Elon Musk could 21:16.860 --> 21:27.200 fund 50 of those. Like, like brother could sell all his sell all his stake cash out. 21:27.200 --> 21:31.460 Says we go to the moon and do this that and the other thing 21:32.660 --> 21:36.120 It's 90 billion for the entire mission 4 billion per launch 21:36.920 --> 21:38.920 What? 21:39.000 --> 21:45.480 You're saying for all the equipment here, but aren't they recovering some of that like the spaceships. They're gonna do you could reuse that? 21:46.600 --> 21:48.600 Like it's not just gone 21:49.140 --> 21:52.780 How much is the entire Artemis mission? 21:54.200 --> 21:56.040 93 billion 21:56.040 --> 22:03.900 The Artemis program 93 billion through 2025 massive undertaking heavy-lift rockets infrastructure hundred billion total for the full campaign 22:08.520 --> 22:10.520 Okay, so it's a hundred billion dollars 22:15.280 --> 22:19.400 So so you're good Gary comes out of orbit, okay, okay, right? 22:19.400 --> 22:23.600 Oh, we're back on why we went to the moon for the first place. This is what I was arguing 22:23.600 --> 22:27.640 I knew this already. I was arguing with late. I know I was getting full rage baited 22:27.640 --> 22:33.800 But I can't tell with like Lacey and those guys on whether or not they're being serious when I was in a call with fucking eight 22:33.920 --> 22:38.240 Streamers and they're going oh the moon landing spake. Why would we even go there? 22:38.280 --> 22:44.600 I'm like you only go back for war or economic reasons and they're like, oh really? Yeah 22:45.000 --> 22:48.720 First man in space. Yeah, in order to orbit the earth right six weeks later 22:48.720 --> 22:54.840 We have a joint session of Congress president Kennedy says stirring words put a man on the moon return and save me dirt before the decade 22:54.840 --> 22:59.120 Is that go earlier a couple of paragraphs in that same speech if the events of recent weeks? 22:59.400 --> 23:07.360 Couldn't even utter the man's name right the events of recent weeks are any indication of the impact of this adventure on the minds 23:07.360 --> 23:12.480 Of men everywhere that we need to show the world the path of freedom over the path of tyranny 23:12.480 --> 23:16.160 Voldemort is back! Dumbledore, I tell you! 23:16.160 --> 23:26.960 Is the US flag that was put into the ground in the Apollo 11 mission still there? 23:31.360 --> 23:33.920 Wow. Voldemort is back! 23:34.640 --> 23:39.440 The enemy is established. The godless enemy is established. The checks were written. 23:39.440 --> 23:40.720 And yeah, well, there you go. 23:40.720 --> 23:43.220 And they'd already beaten us with the first animal in space, 23:43.220 --> 23:45.560 like they did already beat us all of that. 23:45.560 --> 23:46.840 We needed something to beat that. 23:46.840 --> 23:48.880 Yeah, weren't we sending monkeys in space 23:48.880 --> 23:50.880 for some amount of time or some shit? 23:50.880 --> 23:52.880 I know there was dogs and other shit, 23:52.880 --> 23:54.920 but weren't we sending chimps up there 23:54.920 --> 23:56.680 to see if they would die? 24:00.160 --> 24:03.280 Because it was like, well, we don't know. 24:03.280 --> 24:05.320 Nobody's been up there before. 24:05.320 --> 24:07.040 So we said, let's go to the moon. 24:07.040 --> 24:08.000 I was China. 24:08.000 --> 24:12.200 Well, I'm saying we meaning humans, not we meaning the US. 24:12.200 --> 24:15.920 I'm saying like humans were sending animals up there 24:15.920 --> 24:19.560 to see if they died because we didn't know what would happen. 24:20.680 --> 24:23.400 Bella, thank you for this 6K bitties. 24:23.400 --> 24:24.360 This is the last of my bits. 24:24.360 --> 24:25.640 I'm sorry, don't apologize. 24:25.640 --> 24:26.920 You didn't even need to send those bitties. 24:26.920 --> 24:28.160 I appreciate it though. 24:28.160 --> 24:29.080 Have a good stream. 24:29.080 --> 24:30.560 I'm taking an intro class. 24:30.560 --> 24:31.800 I don't want to bring the mood down either. 24:31.800 --> 24:33.240 Your takes on death and grief really helped me 24:33.240 --> 24:34.080 this past year. 24:34.080 --> 24:34.920 Could I keep with my therapist 24:34.920 --> 24:35.880 and getting through my dad's death? 24:35.880 --> 24:40.520 in the chat. Sorry for the loss of your father. You've taught me so much as somebody getting therapy 24:40.520 --> 24:45.880 degree. I want to help as many people as you do. Well, thank you. And thank you for the nice message. 24:45.880 --> 24:49.080 And good luck in the philosophy class. And again, I'm sorry for the loss of your father, truly. 24:49.640 --> 24:52.440 Hunk, thank you for the three over the five. Me and my girlfriend were four years broke up 24:52.440 --> 24:54.840 in three months ago. I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope you're all right. 24:56.120 --> 24:58.440 Nurn and Yatt, thank you for the sub. Owen and NJ, thank you for the sub. 24:58.440 --> 25:01.000 Tidal and like it for the sub. I'm just for the sub. Ellis, thank you for the three. 25:02.520 --> 25:05.160 I'm not going to lie. You said my name completely wrong. Louise, 25:05.160 --> 25:10.620 Louise, I don't know how to say her name silly and I'm just for the sub big haunted leave for the sub Tommy with a thousand buddies 25:10.740 --> 25:14.080 Tony to be for the subject of the sub Andrew thinking of the thousand buddies are right 25:14.080 --> 25:15.360 Let's lock it in look 25:15.360 --> 25:18.080 I think of the sub lock in Chad AJ thinking of the three 25:18.080 --> 25:22.760 I just wrote India lander the first ever over any countries of the south of over moon for 75 million dollars 25:22.760 --> 25:26.420 The data is now used by NASA and other space orgs. They usually cost billions of proud of my home 25:28.360 --> 25:34.660 That's wild I think it's different though if it's a a rover versus humans, right? 25:35.160 --> 25:36.360 Nick, thank you for the sub. 25:36.360 --> 25:38.920 The mission's always more expensive if a human's on board. 25:38.920 --> 25:40.280 A land on the moon. 25:40.280 --> 25:40.920 And walk around. 25:40.920 --> 25:41.560 And walk around. 25:41.560 --> 25:43.400 Even though they beat us in all these other categories. 25:43.400 --> 25:43.880 Right. 25:43.880 --> 25:44.520 And we did. 25:45.160 --> 25:45.720 So what happens? 25:45.720 --> 25:47.960 We get to the moon, look over our shoulder. 25:47.960 --> 25:49.000 No rush keys. 25:49.000 --> 25:49.960 We're done here. 25:49.960 --> 25:51.880 So did we really go to explore? 25:51.880 --> 25:52.120 No. 25:52.120 --> 25:53.800 Or did we go to just beat the Russians? 25:53.800 --> 25:54.200 Right. 25:54.200 --> 25:57.480 We have not been back to the moon in 50 years. 25:57.480 --> 25:59.400 So you know how many scientists went to the moon? 25:59.400 --> 25:59.800 Zero. 26:01.880 --> 26:02.360 One. 26:02.360 --> 26:02.680 One. 26:02.680 --> 26:03.880 Do you know which mission? 26:03.880 --> 26:04.200 No. 26:04.200 --> 26:04.680 The last mission. 26:04.680 --> 26:08.840 17 so we had the astronauts do science experiments is not that no science happened 26:08.840 --> 26:12.840 No, but don't fool yourself into thinking. This was all for exploration 26:12.840 --> 26:19.760 Right, it was muscle flexing on the geopolitical sphere during a cold war when we're finding a hot war in Southeast Asia 26:20.240 --> 26:23.560 Against that enemy. We don't go back to the moon not in the 70s 26:24.000 --> 26:25.640 Not in the 80s 26:25.640 --> 26:32.120 Not in the 90s. Oh wait a minute in the 20 teams. Let's go back to the moon. Hmm. What a great idea 26:32.120 --> 26:38.900 We're long overdue. It's been half a century. Yeah. I want to have a lose doing I think it lined up 26:39.640 --> 26:47.760 Ironically around the war like with Iran. Okay, I don't think like obviously this this mission was in 26:48.380 --> 26:50.880 You know the books for a long time 26:50.880 --> 26:57.420 I don't think that there was a war based reason this time to go back or like some sort of flexing of muscles 26:57.420 --> 27:01.000 I think this literally is like hey, we're gonna test shit out so we could go to Mars 27:01.000 --> 27:05.520 But like, I don't know, you think they'll make it back? 27:05.520 --> 27:06.520 Yeah. 27:06.520 --> 27:07.520 Did we have these thoughts? 27:07.520 --> 27:13.840 I mean, knock on wood, but yeah, I think they know what they're doing now. 27:13.840 --> 27:21.540 You don't understand the amount of fact checking they do at NASA in modern day, like how many 27:21.540 --> 27:28.720 tests they're running to make sure that these people don't die. 27:28.720 --> 27:30.860 also get the stuff back. 27:30.860 --> 27:33.200 It's part the curtains. 27:33.200 --> 27:36.380 What else happened in the 20 teens? 27:36.380 --> 27:38.580 China says they want to put taken off. 27:38.580 --> 27:39.580 Okay, maybe I'm wrong. 27:39.580 --> 27:40.580 Oh my God. 27:40.580 --> 27:41.580 What? 27:41.580 --> 27:42.580 It's 2017. 27:42.580 --> 27:47.240 We signed that because China said they wanted to go to the moon. 27:47.240 --> 27:50.960 Oh my God. 27:50.960 --> 27:53.900 Bro so randomly we're like, oh no, we're just going to go back. 27:53.900 --> 27:55.500 You know, actually I kind of miss the moon. 27:55.500 --> 27:56.500 It's on the moon. 27:56.500 --> 27:57.500 Take a look. 27:57.500 --> 28:03.140 They're a version of a cosmonaut a version of an astronaut right oh my gosh 28:04.140 --> 28:10.340 China's going to the moon if there's ever a reason for Congress to you see that the toilet wasn't working they'd affects it 28:10.340 --> 28:13.420 Yeah, I saw a video about that bro. How bad that would be I 28:13.860 --> 28:18.580 They wouldn't have died if their toilet was full broken, but they would have had to be like shitting in like 28:20.060 --> 28:24.320 Bag there would have to be some sort of way they'd be able to fix that 28:24.320 --> 28:29.680 Re-invigorate the funding to go back to the moon. It was that it's good now, but like oh 28:30.560 --> 28:36.440 Do you do the toilets in NASA or not in NASA do the toilets in the spaceship? 28:37.160 --> 28:42.480 Shoot out the poop into space like like an airplane like releasing stuff 28:43.560 --> 28:47.720 Or do you think they keep the shit on board the whole seven days? I 28:47.720 --> 29:00.120 I feel like they could have a hatch that would be like that'd be awesome to see my turd full 29:00.120 --> 29:06.400 freeze just floating through space. 29:06.400 --> 29:09.040 So we announced program to return to the moon. 29:09.040 --> 29:12.360 We go to the moon. 29:12.360 --> 29:16.320 Not because it's easy, but because it's straight. 29:16.320 --> 29:23.320 Oh, this astronaut food's not sitting so well. 29:23.320 --> 29:29.080 I'm just straight, shitting chunks. 29:29.080 --> 29:30.280 They just released it out. 29:30.280 --> 29:33.480 It all freezes, just snacks the window, the fucking space shit. 29:33.480 --> 29:35.480 I don't know. 29:35.480 --> 29:36.480 Is there money there? 29:36.480 --> 29:38.840 And so this happens under the Trump administration. 29:38.840 --> 29:39.840 Yeah. 29:39.840 --> 29:40.840 Okay. 29:40.840 --> 29:41.840 So, Trump's like, let's go back to the moon. 29:41.840 --> 29:42.840 Yeah. 29:42.840 --> 29:45.320 And the program to return to the moon has one of the best names ever. 29:45.320 --> 29:52.520 Force? No. No, what is it? Oh my God, I forgot about Space Force. Artemis! So who is Artemis 29:52.520 --> 29:59.520 in Greek mythology? Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. Look at that. You can't get more 29:59.520 --> 30:06.800 woke than that. That's uh, which is why I would change it to get rid of this DIY 30:06.800 --> 30:14.280 Artemis chick. Each one just as the original Apollo mission, each mission was a little 30:14.280 --> 30:18.840 more ambitious than the next okay right as you heard Apollo 10 they went halfway 30:18.840 --> 30:23.040 down came back up I love the incremental I love the press can talk about each 30:23.040 --> 30:27.440 increment is more than what happened before no each thing is a progress wheel 30:27.440 --> 30:32.600 absolutely so remember the Saturn five yeah that's it right here it's all 30:32.600 --> 30:40.200 rocket it's all right on up to here and then right up to here and then you 30:40.200 --> 30:42.800 get the astronauts right there's three of them we had 30:44.000 --> 30:47.800 bro like I can't I refuse to believe that I like dude if you 30:47.800 --> 30:50.800 look at the inside of the Artemis rocket it's the size of like 30:50.800 --> 30:58.000 a bus not even like half of a bus is the is where they live so 30:58.400 --> 31:02.800 wait just thought of a crazy fucking question not in this 31:02.800 --> 31:07.000 scenario do the astronauts in the International Space Station 31:07.000 --> 31:17.080 goon because they're up there for like years surely you know they got enough 31:17.080 --> 31:23.680 space up there they got like rooms rooms and shit be floating around the 31:23.680 --> 31:26.520 after god that's right it's three of them we had 31:26.520 --> 31:30.840 mercury has definitely happened well you know how you know how I know it's 31:30.840 --> 31:34.720 happened is because one of those fucking astronauts in their head went I'm 31:34.720 --> 31:37.000 I'm going to be the first. 31:37.000 --> 31:38.080 I'm going to be the first. 31:40.520 --> 31:43.800 Follow-up question. 31:43.800 --> 31:48.800 Do you think that there's any sort of, not the Mile High 31:48.800 --> 31:53.200 Club, but the Space Club, there's 31:53.200 --> 31:55.640 got to be two astronauts that have 31:55.640 --> 31:57.920 been in the International Space Station that have gone. 32:05.480 --> 32:07.480 Surely 32:07.600 --> 32:12.440 I'm one astronaut look it up. I don't I feel like that'd be something they wouldn't say 32:13.080 --> 32:17.840 Have any have any I'm really gonna Google this have any astronauts 32:18.640 --> 32:20.640 Had sex in space 32:22.200 --> 32:24.200 No verified records 32:24.600 --> 32:30.840 NASA maintains that it knows of no intercourse in space. Yeah, no shit, bro. What are you gonna tell them? Oh? 32:31.520 --> 32:33.120 my god 32:33.120 --> 32:35.880 Too difficult and too dangerous to test 32:36.960 --> 32:39.160 What is this fucking fear factor? Oh 32:40.480 --> 32:42.920 God zero cheese. How are we gonna do this? 32:44.600 --> 32:48.280 Too difficult to test like it's some sort of experiment 32:54.840 --> 32:57.860 As as noted in a reddit post 32:57.860 --> 33:05.220 because Newton's third law makes it difficult to maintain contact without specialized techniques, 33:05.220 --> 33:10.460 such as Velcro or being held by another person. I assume they just cocoon each other and then 33:10.460 --> 33:17.100 jackrabbit it. Like that in my head, I assume they just be kind of floating around the space 33:17.100 --> 33:22.460 station and just rip it. Like that's probably how it would go. 33:23.220 --> 33:25.420 Gemini how many did they have I'm maybe two 33:28.100 --> 33:32.100 All increment up to landing on the move so they're up here in the capsule 33:33.460 --> 33:37.220 Okay, no back to what I was saying why why dude this whole rocket 33:37.220 --> 33:41.120 I know they're so worried about weight like weight is such a big thing 33:41.120 --> 33:45.260 And it's like they have to like they have to literally factor in like every small thing they bring on the ship 33:46.460 --> 33:49.940 You're telling me they can't just make the rocket a little bit bigger 33:49.940 --> 33:55.940 So then the fucking capsule could be a little larger. Absolutely. And this is the gate tower 33:56.260 --> 34:03.380 There's some bad happens this launches and carries the capsule and its residents. That was the problem with the other 34:03.540 --> 34:04.980 Oh my god 34:04.980 --> 34:11.720 Wait, this is why this rocket methods a lot safer because what was the other spaceship method they had where it was like an airplane? 34:14.980 --> 34:16.980 The space shuttle 34:16.980 --> 34:29.980 The space shuttle was like the dumbest invention because if something goes wrong on the space shuttle, you're just strapped to fucking explosive fuel. 34:29.980 --> 34:38.980 Like, if, say this goes wrong and you're at the top, just shoot right off your gut. Like, you just die on this. 34:38.980 --> 34:46.300 It's like a 34:46.300 --> 34:49.520 Bair happens this launches and carries the capsule and its residents away from 34:49.520 --> 34:52.900 it glows down the safety I'm saying in a moment where like you need to get the 34:52.900 --> 34:55.680 fuck off that that rocket 34:55.680 --> 34:59.780 And this bomb 34:59.780 --> 35:04.300 we got one of those as well but especially designed for the future 35:04.300 --> 35:07.300 it's called the space launch system SLS 35:07.300 --> 35:12.700 So it has not only a big ol' giant rocket, it's got what we're familiar with now with 35:12.700 --> 35:13.700 the space shuttle. 35:13.700 --> 35:20.620 Yo, I can't imagine being one of the astronauts at the tip of that rocket. 35:20.620 --> 35:22.700 You're already like 400 feet in the air. 35:22.700 --> 35:33.700 And you just got fucking 80 tons of fuel behind you and you're just like... 35:33.700 --> 35:35.380 What is the G force on that? 35:35.380 --> 35:37.460 They probably have to train for that shit. 35:37.460 --> 35:40.620 It's got two solid rocket boosters on the side. 35:40.620 --> 35:43.380 The value of that is you use up their fuel 35:43.380 --> 35:44.900 and when they're done, you just drop them away. 35:44.900 --> 35:45.740 There you go. 35:45.740 --> 35:47.380 You don't want to carry empty tanks. 35:47.380 --> 35:48.220 You have to carry empty tanks. 35:48.220 --> 35:50.180 And then the main rocket will also have 35:50.180 --> 35:51.620 multiple stages as well. 35:51.620 --> 35:54.220 This was the brainchild of Werner von Braun. 35:54.220 --> 35:55.780 Multi-stage rockets. 35:55.780 --> 35:56.860 Without him, we'd all have- 35:56.860 --> 35:59.180 Oh yeah, Werner von Braun. 35:59.180 --> 36:00.180 Yeah, I know the name. 36:00.180 --> 36:02.980 He's bullet-shaped V2-looking rockets 36:02.980 --> 36:04.100 that are not multi-stage. 36:04.100 --> 36:10.260 was his idea to do this. You drop away things you don't need anymore and that way the remaining 36:10.260 --> 36:16.500 thrust is pushing on a lower mass object. Right. So the SLS with the capsule included is about 36:16.500 --> 36:22.500 the same size as the Saturn V. But here's a good way to think about how big it is. Let's compare 36:22.500 --> 36:27.140 it to the Statue of Liberty. I'll get the fuck out of here, dude. It's as big as the Statue 36:27.140 --> 36:33.380 of Liberty. I would have thought, okay, I would have thought that it was large. It's as big 36:33.380 --> 36:38.340 is the Statue of Liberty. That's how big the fucking rocket is. Judy, if you're like, 36:39.860 --> 36:45.380 I will say I did go to that one museum in Florida where they still have like one of the rockets 36:46.100 --> 36:52.420 and you walk for like three minutes just under the rocket. Like it's a it's a long rocket, 36:52.420 --> 36:54.980 but I'm seeing it on the ceiling so you don't really recognize it. 36:55.860 --> 37:00.740 Except that's not the right comparison. Let's make the Statue of Liberty its actual size. 37:03.380 --> 37:16.780 Okay, can you put it next to like the Washington Monument? 37:16.780 --> 37:19.900 I feel like that would be a better comparison for me. 37:19.900 --> 37:20.900 SLS. 37:20.900 --> 37:23.260 It's about the same size as the Saturn V. 37:23.260 --> 37:24.260 Okay. 37:24.260 --> 37:25.740 But it has the help from these. 37:25.740 --> 37:30.900 How tall is the rocket that I got to Google this? 37:30.900 --> 37:32.620 How tall is the statue of Liberty? 37:32.620 --> 37:44.620 It's just 325 feet. How tall is the rocket on Artemis 2? 37:44.620 --> 37:54.620 This is 322 feet. No way. That's got to be wrong. 37:54.620 --> 37:59.620 Oh, it's around the height. Oh, okay. Now, see, now we're skewing it a little bit. 37:59.620 --> 38:06.620 So, you know, you've got to hide in a statue of liberty with the big rock part at the bottom. 38:06.620 --> 38:07.620 What? 38:07.620 --> 38:13.620 So, the statue of liberty, if you're like standing at the foot of the statue, is a lot smaller. 38:13.620 --> 38:21.620 But if you add like the big, you know, rock part that it's sitting on, that's still huge. 38:21.620 --> 38:26.620 322 feet. 38:26.620 --> 38:28.180 So I'm going to put this aside. 38:28.180 --> 38:28.860 OK, all right. 38:28.860 --> 38:33.340 Point is the capsule, which is containing and protecting 38:33.340 --> 38:36.900 the life forms, they're things like the original capsule 38:36.900 --> 38:41.380 was not expressly designed to protect you from radiation. 38:41.380 --> 38:42.540 Why? 38:42.540 --> 38:45.540 It might incidentally do so because it's made of metal 38:45.540 --> 38:48.500 and whatever, but this is radiation insulated 38:48.500 --> 38:50.780 and has other life support systems 38:50.780 --> 38:54.660 to protect the occupants as you would want. 38:54.660 --> 38:55.140 OK. 38:55.140 --> 38:59.540 The original Apollo capsule could see three astronauts the lucky Martin one can see four 39:00.180 --> 39:04.580 We add another one to the mix. Okay, and of course it is all you add one more 39:04.580 --> 39:09.300 You can get a League of Legends land so once again connected to a rocket tower 39:09.860 --> 39:17.860 That will if something goes wrong in an instant probably so lit imagine being on the spaceship like keeling 39:19.380 --> 39:22.020 Probably you'd have your ping would be crazy 39:22.020 --> 39:29.920 It'll rapidly take the capsule away from this rocket bomb that's detonating in ways that 39:29.920 --> 39:30.920 you don't want. 39:30.920 --> 39:32.420 Wait, do they still have that live stream? 39:32.420 --> 39:33.420 Sorry, I keep pausing. 39:33.420 --> 39:35.660 Do they still have that live stream up right now? 39:35.660 --> 39:43.540 We might be able to see where they're at. 39:43.540 --> 39:45.980 They usually have live footage. 39:45.980 --> 39:53.080 All the pictures I think you will oh no I don't want to hear this fucking space 39:53.080 --> 40:00.280 conference right now I want to see the view from what the hell is this 40:00.280 --> 40:08.480 okay we will take the time to get this cabin looking good and I think you're 40:08.480 --> 40:12.800 you can come back on board with the HHB camera 40:12.800 --> 40:14.800 I don't even know what I'm looking at. 40:14.800 --> 40:15.800 Is that the moon? 40:15.800 --> 40:19.800 What am I looking at? 40:19.800 --> 40:20.800 Thank you. 40:20.800 --> 40:26.800 We'll take you up on it and we'll be coming on board. 40:26.800 --> 40:29.800 Two FPS, obviously, Peg. 40:29.800 --> 40:30.800 I love when people say that. 40:30.800 --> 40:31.800 Why is the quality so bad? 40:31.800 --> 40:32.800 Oh, I don't know. 40:32.800 --> 40:34.800 Probably because we're far as fuck. 40:34.800 --> 40:36.800 Yes, exactly. 40:36.800 --> 40:37.800 So it's good. 40:37.800 --> 40:39.800 Nice to have a little ejector button. 40:39.800 --> 40:40.800 Exactly. 40:40.800 --> 40:43.940 Exactly. In a way, the most important part of the whole rocket. 40:43.940 --> 40:45.780 Definitely. AI. 40:45.780 --> 40:46.780 Cause you in it. 40:46.780 --> 40:49.280 That's what I'm saying. That's where the people are. 40:49.280 --> 40:50.280 That's where the people are. 40:50.280 --> 40:57.780 So Artemis 1 flew the entire kit and the Kaboodle to the moon and it landed in the ocean just... 40:57.780 --> 41:01.780 What the hell is this flight pattern? Why did they do that? 41:03.780 --> 41:06.580 And it landed in the ocean just like the old days. 41:06.580 --> 41:07.380 Yeah. With... 41:07.380 --> 41:07.880 Flushed down. 41:07.880 --> 41:14.440 Flushed down with three parachutes and there was a capsule and landed right near a there was an aircraft carrier 41:14.440 --> 41:19.640 Just one of the ships that would collect it out of the water and it was great uncrewed just to test the system 41:20.440 --> 41:22.040 next Artemis 2 41:22.040 --> 41:24.680 You land in Daytona, Florida on spring break 41:27.480 --> 41:31.240 You pop you pop the fucking top of the the spaceship out everybody 41:31.240 --> 41:38.840 It goes with crew to the moon, but doesn't land and then comes back. 41:38.840 --> 41:39.840 Okay. 41:39.840 --> 41:40.840 Okay. 41:40.840 --> 41:42.800 That's a very Apollo 80 of them. 41:42.800 --> 41:43.800 8. 41:43.800 --> 41:44.800 8. 41:44.800 --> 41:45.800 8. 41:45.800 --> 41:46.800 8. 41:46.800 --> 41:47.800 8. 41:47.800 --> 41:48.800 8. 41:48.800 --> 41:49.800 8. 41:49.800 --> 41:50.800 8. 41:50.800 --> 41:51.800 8. 41:51.800 --> 41:52.800 8. 41:52.800 --> 41:53.800 8. 41:53.800 --> 41:54.800 8. 41:54.800 --> 41:55.800 8. 41:55.800 --> 41:56.800 8. 41:56.800 --> 41:57.800 8. 41:57.800 --> 41:58.800 8. 41:58.800 --> 41:59.800 8. 41:59.800 --> 42:00.800 8. 42:00.800 --> 42:03.680 So you see how far we went from 1914 to 1969. 42:03.680 --> 42:04.520 That's terrible. 42:04.520 --> 42:06.760 That's how I think about where we should be in space. 42:06.760 --> 42:07.600 That's terrible. 42:07.600 --> 42:11.280 Okay, so Artemis IV, scheduled for the future, 42:11.280 --> 42:13.680 will take the crew and they will land on the moon 42:13.680 --> 42:15.000 targeting the south pole. 42:15.000 --> 42:15.840 Okay. 42:15.840 --> 42:17.800 The south pole, we have crater rims. 42:17.800 --> 42:21.000 We're the sun which never gets very high in the sky. 42:21.000 --> 42:23.520 Well, lizard people live on the dark side of the moon, 42:23.520 --> 42:25.280 so this is gonna be a dangerous mission. 42:25.280 --> 42:26.680 Do they have any weapons? 42:26.680 --> 42:28.720 Happens when the sun is in the sky, 42:28.720 --> 42:29.920 when you're near the poles. 42:29.920 --> 42:30.760 Right. 42:30.760 --> 42:33.920 They're craters that are so deep with rims so high, 42:33.920 --> 42:36.360 the sun never reaches the bottom of the lake. 42:36.360 --> 42:39.920 So when comets hit and they deposit water molecules 42:39.920 --> 42:42.000 on the surface, if it's where the sun hits, 42:42.000 --> 42:43.120 it evaporates. 42:43.120 --> 42:44.640 If it goes in the middle of the crater, 42:44.640 --> 42:45.480 it's there. 42:45.480 --> 42:46.320 It's a cold trap. 42:46.320 --> 42:47.160 And we got it. 42:47.160 --> 42:48.000 For water. 42:48.000 --> 42:49.280 Forever. 42:49.280 --> 42:52.200 And so you can mine those molecules out. 42:52.200 --> 42:54.400 For water, you can turn it into rocket fuels 42:54.400 --> 42:55.720 separating the hydrogen and oxygen. 42:55.720 --> 42:58.520 I'm just starting to see the motivation here. 42:58.520 --> 42:59.360 China is gonna go. 42:59.360 --> 43:01.940 We like that water's ours, China. 43:01.940 --> 43:05.340 So the South Pole is the- 43:05.340 --> 43:06.920 Well, what are they looking to find? 43:06.920 --> 43:10.520 Like remnants of other life forms in those asteroids 43:10.520 --> 43:14.160 or like certain things that we haven't found before? 43:14.160 --> 43:17.300 Like in these water molecules, it's not oil. 43:20.640 --> 43:22.220 Oil. 43:22.220 --> 43:24.800 Drill, drill, drill. 43:24.800 --> 43:26.500 We're gonna bring it back. 43:26.500 --> 43:31.620 Yeah, that's what we're going to get out of a fucking moon. 43:31.620 --> 43:34.060 Yeah, how you get that shit back? 43:34.060 --> 43:36.060 Object of affection these days. 43:36.060 --> 43:37.060 Yeah. 43:37.060 --> 43:40.860 Not only China sent, a rover is there, Russia sent a rover, one of them crashed I think. 43:40.860 --> 43:44.900 We've sent a spacecraft to the South Pole, so that's where everybody's sort of gathering 43:44.900 --> 43:45.900 right now. 43:45.900 --> 43:48.420 If it's going to be a turf war, it's going to be there, and we didn't want to be 43:48.420 --> 43:49.420 left out. 43:49.420 --> 43:50.420 There it is. 43:50.420 --> 43:51.620 There it is. 43:51.620 --> 43:56.780 Once again, it comes down to the fact that we don't want to get beat. 43:56.780 --> 44:02.340 We have a real or perceived threat from an adversary that we are reacting to. 44:02.340 --> 44:04.340 But that's not going to be the top cover. 44:04.340 --> 44:09.120 What does our treaty say about like water is now commodity on the moon? 44:09.120 --> 44:10.120 So what does our treaty say? 44:10.120 --> 44:14.780 There's the outer space treaty, which was modified, updated, to become the Artemis 44:14.780 --> 44:15.780 Treaty. 44:15.780 --> 44:16.780 Oh! 44:16.780 --> 44:18.900 It's signed by 50, 60 countries. 44:18.900 --> 44:19.900 Okay. 44:19.900 --> 44:25.300 not Russia. They came up with their own treaty that they signed among themselves. 44:25.300 --> 44:28.580 Okay, so they got a treaty. We got a treaty. The treaty means you help each other. 44:28.580 --> 44:35.380 They need, you know, hide secrets. What a perfect opportunity to showcase cooperation among 44:35.380 --> 44:44.460 the... It really does blow that like if all the world superpowers actually got along and 44:44.460 --> 44:47.920 and shared info with each other, 44:47.920 --> 44:54.420 we as a species would advance at such a more rapid rate 44:54.420 --> 44:56.120 than we do now. 44:56.120 --> 44:59.320 Because we're just gatekeeping info from one another 44:59.320 --> 45:02.460 that, like, oh, we need this bit of info that you have. 45:02.460 --> 45:03.760 You need our info. 45:03.760 --> 45:05.420 And instead of just giving it to each other, 45:05.420 --> 45:07.260 we're going to spend 10 years trying to figure it out 45:07.260 --> 45:09.120 so we can piece our own puzzle together 45:09.120 --> 45:11.260 rather than just handing it to each other. 45:11.260 --> 45:12.260 Like... 45:12.260 --> 45:15.660 It's a cluster of species, but we're not on earth anymore. 45:15.660 --> 45:16.160 Like you. 45:16.160 --> 45:17.160 It's all Kim, bro. 45:17.160 --> 45:17.760 It's over. 45:17.760 --> 45:18.860 I'm telling you right now. 45:18.860 --> 45:22.860 Kim Jong-un has zero valuable information for any of the world's superpowers. 45:23.160 --> 45:27.060 I'm more so talking about China, Russia, the United States. 45:27.060 --> 45:31.560 If they all shared info with each other, that would be fucking awesome. 45:31.960 --> 45:32.460 Right? 45:32.560 --> 45:35.960 We can't even go to the damn moon and work together. 45:36.360 --> 45:38.060 You would think was that look, let's all work together. 45:38.060 --> 45:43.780 Kim Jong-un's cooking up fucking burger recipes on his fucking end in North Korea dude. They got about jack shit 45:43.780 --> 45:49.040 They're about nine nine nine to ten years behind from what everybody else is cooking up, dude 45:49.520 --> 45:56.380 Yeah, that we can all get this water because guess what you know, like whoever Kim Jong-un making wick with cheese burger recipes 46:00.020 --> 46:05.520 That's it we needed to get to Mars or wherever else the old watering hole problem with tribes. Yep 46:08.060 --> 46:12.820 So I just want to sort of celebrate the fact that we are going back even though it's 50 years later 46:12.820 --> 46:19.480 All right, I'm happy we're going back right I understand the motive. I'm not I mean this is fucking jerk off dude 46:19.480 --> 46:22.280 I get the hell out of here your English is good 46:22.780 --> 46:26.320 My English not good. I mean I think he's black 46:26.860 --> 46:28.860 What? 46:30.020 --> 46:33.940 What the fuck are we talking about bro get the hell out of my chest 46:38.060 --> 46:44.180 Delusional about that that crew going to the moon looks more like America like obviously 46:44.500 --> 46:50.940 Obviously purposefully mistyping words to make it seem like they don't they don't speak English then the original, you know 46:50.940 --> 46:57.000 Mercury 7 that if like if you if you couldn't type it if you couldn't type that 46:57.360 --> 47:05.060 How are you understanding what I'm saying at the rate that I'm talking like I have viewers that aren't native English speakers in chat 47:05.060 --> 47:11.220 right now, right? But they still probably know how to say, Oh, what are you taught? Like, 47:11.220 --> 47:15.940 what are you saying? You're just, are you okay? Yeah, Neil's black. What? What is that? What does 47:15.940 --> 47:21.540 that have to do with anything? I can help it. Oh, by the way, Trump puts it in. And who follows 47:21.540 --> 47:26.740 Trump as president Biden Biden, he doesn't cancel it. Nope. He keeps it. He was asleep. 47:26.740 --> 47:34.740 That's why. So everybody keeps the space goal, right? Because it transcends politics. 47:34.740 --> 47:43.800 It does and you realize Nasa has yo yo yo, let's let's not let's not start this savage, but big dog 47:45.380 --> 47:46.580 Yeah 47:46.580 --> 47:49.700 No, you're banned man. I'm sorry. I 47:51.060 --> 47:54.660 Understand, you know, you're welcome to still watch me 47:55.340 --> 47:59.180 You can't be in my chat anymore, dude. I don't know if it was you or your brother 47:59.180 --> 48:02.300 But you faked killing yourself in my chat 48:02.300 --> 48:13.300 You can't do that. That's a no-go, right? You faked killing yourself. That's that's a perma-ban, right? That's like wild. 48:13.300 --> 48:26.300 Stop. You're banned. You watch. You're not a chatter, right? It's getting really Paris, beyond the Paris sociality of faking killing yourself in a stream, because that's crazy, right? 48:26.300 --> 48:32.780 Now we're now we're just spam trying to get unbanned stop making new accounts. Just watch the stream your band your band. You can't type 48:34.740 --> 48:38.240 As 10 centers in eight, I gotta rewind 48:40.260 --> 48:43.920 You're in dark for the subbies for the subcult think of the three my family's through CPS report 48:43.920 --> 48:46.920 Even my family's always nice to me and my transistor 48:46.920 --> 48:49.860 But apparently the report was on her being suicidal because your pants don't support him 48:50.200 --> 48:52.600 They totally go to bed early, which is almost seems like a joke 48:52.600 --> 48:55.440 I'll watch your streams really type my mind up that while I hope things are okay 48:56.300 --> 48:59.820 Um, I'm glad I'm able to help. I don't really know what else I could say. 48:59.820 --> 49:03.340 Eric, Mr. Redd and Cole for the sub real, for the sub sub, thank you for the three. 49:03.340 --> 49:08.860 Going to college any year, uh, next year, any advice? Uh, schedule your fucking work, 49:09.500 --> 49:13.500 you know, have a schedule a week in advance of what you need to do and what you need to get done 49:13.500 --> 49:15.100 and don't procrastinate. That's about it. 49:15.100 --> 49:17.260 Al Cookie, thank you for the sub, thank you, thank you for the three. 49:17.260 --> 49:19.900 Uh, yes, I've seen New York's Fedos. Fizzle and Real, thank you for the sub, 49:19.900 --> 49:21.660 Kev Mateo, Bond, thank you for the three. 49:21.660 --> 49:24.140 Dad worked for Nasty, put it in the project of the mood, basically the mood after 49:24.140 --> 49:28.660 to try to set up a good amount of goals. Lunar South Pole by 2030. Justin also at the sub 49:28.660 --> 49:31.940 year and creamy thinking of the subjects and thinking of the five gifts. Happy and Marcus 49:31.940 --> 49:35.540 thinking of the sub to Ken and they think of the sub here. Think of the three now. Sharky 49:35.540 --> 49:38.340 and skate. Think of the sub. Austin Dick, what I am thinking of the sub, I'm thinking 49:38.340 --> 49:46.260 of the five. Locking. He keeps it. He was asleep. That's why. So everybody keeps 49:46.260 --> 49:52.620 the space goal, right? Because it transcends politics. It does. And you realize NASA 49:52.620 --> 50:00.540 has 10 centers in eight states and those eight states variously at the general election vote 50:00.540 --> 50:08.860 four red four blue three red five blue five red three blue it is embedded in the political 50:08.860 --> 50:14.460 spectrum of the country so if someone does not like nasa that is insufficient information for 50:14.460 --> 50:19.260 you to know what party they vote for there you go that's how you embedded in see kind of how I 50:19.260 --> 50:26.740 There it is. Congrats. Wow. So you make it you make it a political thing for both part or beyond politics for both parties 50:26.740 --> 50:31.100 I'm just you know, I just spent everywhere. I'm just wanting to be able to explore. It's a license NASA 50:31.180 --> 50:33.900 The only thing about America that doesn't 50:35.460 --> 50:39.980 True and thank you for the 5k biddy says how's your Friday going pretty good? 50:39.980 --> 50:42.820 How are you thinking of the fucking 5k biddy sure appreciate the biddies brother? 50:44.100 --> 50:45.600 Thank you for the bet 50:45.600 --> 50:48.740 This has been yet another start talk explainer 50:49.260 --> 50:52.700 The Artemis mission following on the legacy of Apollo. 50:53.300 --> 50:54.300 Good to have you, man. 50:54.300 --> 50:54.820 Always a pleasure. 50:54.820 --> 50:57.740 Neil deGrasse Tyson, your personal astrophysicist, 50:57.740 --> 51:00.340 as always bidding you to keep looking up. 51:02.020 --> 51:04.500 Wow, I love that video. 51:04.500 --> 51:06.300 I love learning about space. 51:06.300 --> 51:09.780 I love learning about the interstellar's. 51:10.580 --> 51:13.020 Neil with long enough to see the moon mission go Artemis. 51:13.220 --> 51:13.660 OK. 51:16.100 --> 51:17.700 What? Wait, why? God damn it. 51:19.260 --> 51:25.160 Oh my god. No, see now I'm thinking about when Neil deGrasse Tyson is gonna die. How old is Neil deGrasse Tyson? 51:27.660 --> 51:29.660 67 51:33.660 --> 51:40.120 Dude I saw a clip of somebody saying I think it was like some fitness influencer going like oh the average person's gonna live to 140 soon 51:40.120 --> 51:55.120 How now how now you know what I do think about if there's ever a world where they invent something that like can biologically make people immortal 51:55.120 --> 51:59.120 I feel like I would be the jackass that would die the day before 51:59.120 --> 52:06.120 Obviously not like physically immortal because even if you're biologically immortal you can still get like shot hit by car dive other things 52:06.120 --> 52:10.940 But like I feel like if they are ever to like make something like oh, yeah, wait no now 52:10.940 --> 52:16.640 We can like low-key live forever. I died I died the day before they found that out 52:17.080 --> 52:19.920 And there's just they're on the streets. Oh, it's a utopian out 52:19.920 --> 52:24.180 They're just injecting people with needles that you know make you live forever or some shit and 52:25.040 --> 52:27.040 Joseph Joseph in the ground 52:27.720 --> 52:32.280 Actually, I want to be in the ground. I would want you to throw my body in the woods where the wolves would ravage me 52:32.280 --> 52:38.540 Rocks, I think of the subs simply for the two subs Garfield T 52:38.540 --> 52:41.080 Myan, the lives of the sub vampire for the three left space 52:41.640 --> 52:47.720 Think of the bitties Turtling. I think of the seven true thing of the 5k bitties. All right, let's lock in chat 52:50.120 --> 52:51.640 Next video 52:51.640 --> 52:55.360 Your life as every rank on the FBI most wanted list 52:56.320 --> 52:59.000 You're not on the most rewind rewind rewind 52:59.000 --> 53:04.060 How do you get on the most uh on the FBI most wanted list? Do you have to like kill someone or is it just like 53:04.640 --> 53:06.640 any large-scale crime? 53:07.120 --> 53:11.320 Level one the poster. You're not on the most wanted list yet 53:11.640 --> 53:14.760 You're on a poster at the post office that nobody reads 53:15.360 --> 53:20.440 Bank robbery in a small town caught on three different cameras face clear 53:21.040 --> 53:25.520 Face clear as day, buddy. You even put a balaclava on his day 53:25.520 --> 53:31.280 You wore a hoodie, but forgot about the angle from the teller's station amateur hour 53:31.640 --> 53:38.420 The FBI opens a case that is beyond amateur hour walking in with your hood up and robbing a bank 53:39.760 --> 53:45.900 Because it's a federal crime, but you're just a AI. What do you mean AI? Is that AI? I 53:45.900 --> 53:54.780 I can't tell, bro, but you're just a number in the system. 53:54.780 --> 54:00.140 One agent gets assigned, part-time, along with 40 other cases he's juggling. 54:00.140 --> 54:05.020 He'll check the databases, run your photo through facial recognition, send some emails 54:05.020 --> 54:09.980 to local police departments, then he'll move on to something more pressing. 54:09.980 --> 54:10.980 You've got maybe three... 54:10.980 --> 54:12.500 It's a full AI channel. 54:12.500 --> 54:16.460 Bro, you guys were spam sending this in the video suggestion tab. 54:16.460 --> 54:18.020 Do you want to skip it? 54:18.020 --> 54:20.220 If it is actually full AI, I'm down to skip. 54:22.620 --> 54:25.180 I just don't know if it is. 54:25.180 --> 54:26.500 All right, we'll skip. 54:26.500 --> 54:28.860 We'll skip, we'll skip, we'll skip. 54:28.860 --> 54:33.580 And next, Gustavo and Bean for the sub. 54:33.580 --> 54:35.420 What makes dollar stores so cheap? 54:38.620 --> 54:39.700 Lock in. 54:39.700 --> 54:42.140 If I asked you what's the most popular retail chain 54:42.140 --> 54:43.940 in America, you dollar general. 54:46.140 --> 54:48.640 It probably has to do with a video, not a pre-watch. 54:48.640 --> 54:50.440 You know, I know it's dollar general chat 54:50.440 --> 54:51.740 and I'm fucking certain on this. 54:51.740 --> 54:53.440 It's either dollar general, dollar tree 54:53.440 --> 54:59.440 is because dollar generals pop up everywhere at any any corner. 54:59.440 --> 55:01.840 Dude, flashback five years, 55:01.840 --> 55:05.240 you probably saw one dollar general in like your city. 55:05.240 --> 55:09.440 Now every fucking block, there's a dollar general, 55:09.440 --> 55:12.040 at least in the Northeast, dollar general, dollar general. 55:12.140 --> 55:15.820 Dollar general you could be in a town in the middle of nowhere dollar general big city 55:15.820 --> 55:21.340 They got dollar generals every fucking three every three feet, you know, and they're not even selling good shit 55:21.340 --> 55:26.620 They're just selling regular freezer goods. They got bananas apples and fucking shitty blueberries and 55:28.180 --> 55:30.180 Fucking lighters and cigarettes 55:30.980 --> 55:37.180 Probably say something stupid like it's like a Thailand and 7-Elevens. I think it's Thailand 55:42.140 --> 55:45.020 Yeah, Thailand, 7-Eleven, how many are there? 55:45.020 --> 55:48.100 I'm pretty sure Thailand has like the most 7-Eleven's per capita. 55:48.100 --> 55:51.180 There's 16,711 stores in Thailand. 55:52.340 --> 55:53.620 Oh my god. 55:55.540 --> 55:58.020 200 stores open per quarter. 55:58.020 --> 56:00.740 That's one, that's more than one per day. 56:01.580 --> 56:03.700 That means if you live in Thailand, 56:03.700 --> 56:07.620 like, if you're a regular Thai citizen, 56:07.620 --> 56:10.300 you're walking around and there's a new 7-Eleven 56:10.300 --> 56:16.980 in your vicinity every fucking week. Like, oh my god. Cause Thailand's not that big of 56:16.980 --> 56:20.300 a country either. Like there's a lot of people but it's not a huge land mass. 56:20.300 --> 56:28.020 Like CVS, Walgreens, Dwayne Reed. Yo CVS? No, not CVS. You know what fucking sucks 56:28.020 --> 56:35.920 and shut down Rite Aid? Nobody goes to a Rite Aid anymore. Rite Aids are dead. 56:35.920 --> 56:38.560 or Walmart, or Target, or perhaps BJ. 56:38.560 --> 56:41.000 Oh yeah, we're sitting in sub only. 56:41.000 --> 56:42.640 Yeah. 56:42.640 --> 56:44.000 Do you guys love BJs? 56:44.000 --> 56:44.840 I love- 56:44.840 --> 56:45.680 What is Rite Aid? 56:45.680 --> 56:47.200 Like a shitty CVS. 56:48.320 --> 56:49.640 Or perhaps BJs. 56:49.640 --> 56:51.000 Do you guys love BJs? 56:51.000 --> 56:52.000 I love BJs. 56:52.000 --> 56:53.120 That's a real store in New England, 56:53.120 --> 56:54.480 and it's very popular, but holy- 56:54.480 --> 56:57.720 I've been to a BJs a few times. 56:57.720 --> 56:59.320 I've never been to a Costco. 56:59.320 --> 57:01.220 I've only been to a BJs. 57:01.220 --> 57:03.160 It's the same thing as a Costco. 57:03.160 --> 57:04.960 Like, almost identical. 57:04.960 --> 57:09.220 How do they not see that marketing wise but the biggest retailer in the US? I think it's great marketing 57:09.220 --> 57:12.020 I understand it's a bad name, but like same thing with dicks 57:12.980 --> 57:14.980 Yeah, you want to go to dicks? 57:15.140 --> 57:16.900 Lots dick sporting goods 57:18.140 --> 57:21.860 And you know, I'm never gonna get over this. How is Richard? 57:23.020 --> 57:25.020 Nickname dick 57:27.060 --> 57:33.660 Like they're not even the same there it's not like there's a short form it's just how's Richard dick 57:34.960 --> 57:38.460 My number of stores is actually Dollar General. 57:38.460 --> 57:40.460 In fact, there are more dollar stores in America. 57:40.460 --> 57:43.180 Because Rick, no, it's Dick. 57:43.180 --> 57:44.660 Richard, Rick, Dick. 57:44.660 --> 57:47.020 But that doesn't make sense. 57:47.020 --> 57:50.380 I could understand Richard's nickname being Rick, 57:50.380 --> 57:53.620 but Richard's nickname is also Dick. 57:53.620 --> 57:56.000 Like you could call a Richard Dick. 57:58.180 --> 58:00.160 Richard's nickname. 58:01.500 --> 58:04.580 Dick, Rick, Rich or Richie? 58:04.580 --> 58:07.580 The nickname Dick originated in the Middle Ages 58:07.580 --> 58:09.540 through rhyming conventions where Richard 58:09.540 --> 58:11.660 was shortened to Rick and then changed to Dick. 58:11.660 --> 58:14.340 That had to be a desk and then it's stock, right? 58:15.660 --> 58:19.100 Like, if you're a Richard in the Middle Ages 58:19.100 --> 58:20.300 and they go Richard Rick 58:20.300 --> 58:21.820 and then they just start calling you Dick, 58:21.820 --> 58:26.500 I mean, like, was Dick a term for penis in the Middle Ages? 58:30.120 --> 58:32.420 America, then every Walmart, Target, McDonald's 58:32.420 --> 58:34.180 and Starbucks combined. 58:34.180 --> 58:38.200 Who doesn't love going down to the dollar store and picking up a new flavor of Fagot? 58:38.200 --> 58:39.900 Look, they got cotton candy flavor. 58:39.900 --> 58:43.240 Ha ha ha ha ha. 58:43.240 --> 58:50.880 Yo, they actually have the worst products ever. 58:50.880 --> 58:53.700 Yo, that's no, that's not like a dollar general though. 58:53.700 --> 58:56.180 That's like a dollar tree. 58:56.180 --> 58:59.540 If you go to a dollar general just has cheap stuff. 58:59.540 --> 59:02.980 A dollar tree is like a true dollar store. 59:02.980 --> 59:05.860 And I think everything now is like $1.25 or $1.50 59:05.860 --> 59:09.160 because of inflation, but like everything at the stores 59:09.160 --> 59:10.900 like under $2. 59:10.900 --> 59:16.000 Those stores are awesome, but also suck. 59:16.000 --> 59:20.860 The vibe when you walk into a dollar tree is just grim. 59:20.860 --> 59:22.620 There's like one employee, 59:22.620 --> 59:25.900 they have like deflated balloons in the corner 59:25.900 --> 59:28.020 and you stroll in and it's just like 59:28.020 --> 59:31.080 old Halloween decorations, it's April. 59:31.080 --> 59:52.080 old Halloween day. It's April in the corner. There's just weird like gum on the floor and you're walking around and they just have like single boxes of candy, loose off brand sodas, they go and then like freezer bacon that certainly has bacteria. 59:52.080 --> 59:54.800 That certainly has some sort of back-to-area 59:55.400 --> 01:00:01.800 Labor for only 25 cents a fitting price for such a disgusting abomination. Oh, no, it's not it's not 25 cents 01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:08.600 It's a dollar 25. Hmm. Yeah. No, that's what it is now. See this is dollar trade. Well, that's a little it's a dollar store 01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:13.320 Why we going why we going over dude that I've been saying the same thing and yo 01:00:13.320 --> 01:00:18.640 I'm not trying to shit on five below that motherfucker's 80 percent five beyond 01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:21.440 We ain't five below anymore, buddy 01:00:22.080 --> 01:00:25.040 Stop, stop, change the name of the store at this point. 01:00:25.040 --> 01:00:31.560 We're gonna go 10 below at that point and just make it that because it's like if you walk into a 5 below, 01:00:31.560 --> 01:00:35.000 half of the store is a 5 and beyond. 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:37.720 It's like what are we even doing? 01:00:37.720 --> 01:00:45.520 In 20 years, it's gonna be 5 below and nothing's gonna be $5 because they can't profit. 01:00:45.520 --> 01:00:46.960 It's the same thing, bro. 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:52.000 If you only see these in big cities, I'm talking like Philly, New York City, 01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:55.320 You know, maybe like a Miami or somewhere, but like usually like an older city. 01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:57.240 Have you ever seen a 99 cent store? 01:00:57.240 --> 01:00:59.680 They still have those in some places. 01:01:00.120 --> 01:01:02.080 What are they selling there? 01:01:04.040 --> 01:01:05.840 Off brand lollipops. 01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:08.880 Like, what are you selling in 2026? 01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:12.480 What are you selling for less than a dollar? 01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:20.160 Trash, actual, like, actually, like, like garbage out of the trash can 01:01:20.160 --> 01:01:21.960 that's like refurbished. 01:01:21.960 --> 01:01:29.300 For a dollar that what for math math is very expensive comparatively buddy. Maybe crack a crack pellets 01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:33.320 Fraff a go you conned faulty condoms 01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:41.700 Recalled recalled birth control like I don't understand like what are we selling there that people are buying that what the I just 01:01:41.700 --> 01:01:45.680 Don't get how you're gonna lie about selling things for a dollar and then oh not only that sell me something 01:01:45.680 --> 01:01:47.000 That should be literally a nickel 01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:52.760 It's cotton candy, Fego, and you're gonna charge a dollar twenty-five for that? Have some credibility. 01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:57.900 That's just the thing. Hardly anything in the dollar store actually costs a dollar anymore. They're all liars. 01:01:57.900 --> 01:02:01.600 Yeah, but dollar general, see, see, dollar general, right? 01:02:01.600 --> 01:02:07.100 When you, like, that, that's the real facade of these places. Some of them stick true to the name. 01:02:07.100 --> 01:02:12.900 I'm not upset at a dollar tree changing it to a dollar twenty-five, because everything's a dollar twenty-five. 01:02:12.900 --> 01:02:16.100 You walk into a dollar general, they got shit that's fifty bucks in there. 01:02:16.100 --> 01:02:22.840 You could buy, you could buy a fucking, uh, a big container of fucking laundry detergent for like $20. 01:02:23.340 --> 01:02:28.880 Actually cost a dollar anymore. They're all liars. They all sell things more than a dollar and it's in their name. 01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:33.520 It's damn right unconstitutional. It's like if you found out I had a super small piece. 01:02:33.520 --> 01:02:36.660 I mean my name's Big Tug. I gotta be packing down there. 01:02:36.660 --> 01:02:38.500 Start a rumor that I'm packing down there. 01:02:38.500 --> 01:02:42.300 And honestly I can't think of one good reason why the dollar score would need to charge more than a dollar. 01:02:42.300 --> 01:02:46.940 Inflation? That's made up. Print more money. But still, with prices so relatively low, 01:02:46.940 --> 01:02:52.620 it's no wonder that studies show nearly 90% of Americans have shopped at a dollar store in the last year alone. 01:02:52.620 --> 01:02:59.420 Yo, side note. Did Kildosar ever do a video where he only ate at a Dollar Tree for a week? 01:02:59.420 --> 01:03:02.220 Because that video is probably very grim. 01:03:05.500 --> 01:03:11.820 That video is probably so- Kildosar Dollar Tree. Oh my god, what do you think he ate? 01:03:11.820 --> 01:03:20.240 Guys, it is January 1st, and for the next 14 days, I am only eating and drinking from the Dollar Tree. 01:03:20.240 --> 01:03:28.120 What are you eating from a Dollar Tree that is giving you any rotten meat? 01:03:28.120 --> 01:03:32.700 Any sort of sustenance? Oh my god, they do have frozen vegetables. 01:03:32.700 --> 01:03:35.400 Unfortunately, the fruit is going to be a little too expensive. 01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:40.900 See, $3. Oh my god, wait, no, Dollar Trees don't even follow the fucking rules anymore. What? 01:03:40.900 --> 01:03:43.900 No this is actually ruining my fucking vibe. 01:03:44.900 --> 01:03:47.900 Okay everything else is $1.25 you can get mustard. 01:03:47.900 --> 01:03:50.900 I'll just start eating peanut butter for a week. 01:03:50.900 --> 01:03:54.900 We ran out of kitchen. Tuna we have to get tuna. We need- 01:03:54.900 --> 01:03:56.900 Oh my. 01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:01.900 Eating that star-kissed tuna in water. 01:04:01.900 --> 01:04:03.900 Mmm. 01:04:04.900 --> 01:04:05.900 Mmm. 01:04:05.900 --> 01:04:06.900 Turkey stick. 01:04:06.900 --> 01:04:12.860 stick but as you see everything here dollar twenty five strawberry freeze 01:04:12.860 --> 01:04:16.700 dried stuff okay freeze-dried strawberries but that's just it's not 01:04:16.700 --> 01:04:24.180 like that's not that gross where's like all done smells terrible dinner okay 01:04:28.180 --> 01:04:34.700 yo that is actually just straight gruel like and a whole bro I love 01:04:34.700 --> 01:04:41.580 watching his videos because he will eat the grossest thing ever not really make a face and just be like 01:04:41.580 --> 01:04:47.660 yeah that's the worst thing i've ever tasted too i cut up some of that pepper jack cheese all done 01:04:47.660 --> 01:04:55.980 smells terrible dinner okay wish me luck that's gonna be a 6.3 tastes like mush on fries i'm still 01:04:55.980 --> 01:05:00.780 hungry so i'm gonna have some of this pop face feature he's dude we're giving that a six three 01:05:00.780 --> 01:05:08.060 What's the most replayed cheese it is 6 p.m. I'm going to the gym again do some work. That is awesome 01:05:12.660 --> 01:05:14.660 He's by drinks for really good 01:05:19.620 --> 01:05:28.420 That even after the bro, I feel like he's just eating snacks for a week, dude, which they sell G feel at a fucking Dollar Tree. Oh 01:05:28.420 --> 01:05:35.420 Oh my god. Ooh, I could survive on Jimmy Deans. I could survive on a Jimmy Deans. 01:05:39.420 --> 01:05:45.420 No meal is complete without an absurd amount of this ranch. 01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:47.420 What is that? 01:05:47.420 --> 01:05:49.420 She's a cilantro lime rice. 01:05:49.420 --> 01:05:55.420 Oh, he did not eat all of that. It's fucking foul. Oh dude. Yeah, we're getting creative. 01:05:55.420 --> 01:05:59.420 Okay, are those caught up hot dogs on saltine crackers? 01:05:59.420 --> 01:06:04.420 Saltine crackers, sausage, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, barbecue sauce. 01:06:04.420 --> 01:06:06.420 And now the piece de des histones. 01:06:06.420 --> 01:06:08.420 So I'll attempt to eat that in the car on the way to- 01:06:08.420 --> 01:06:10.420 An enchilada? 01:06:10.420 --> 01:06:14.420 Oh my God, and he must have just seen it. 01:06:14.420 --> 01:06:19.420 Just the rose up in the fucking Dollar Tree diet into a cup. 01:06:19.420 --> 01:06:21.420 Hands into the one of the waitresses. 01:06:21.420 --> 01:06:27.860 However other research suggests that as many as 36% of shoppers use these stores at least three times a month in between 01:06:28.060 --> 01:06:35.340 2008 and 2020 food sales at these stores nearly doubled now is it because that's really sad because financial times hit hard 01:06:35.340 --> 01:06:38.820 And we had to get our me at a dollar store. Yes, that's why it happened 01:06:38.820 --> 01:06:42.020 I would assume but man come on come on down for the stake-ums kids 01:06:42.020 --> 01:06:46.180 We got at the dollar store. You just know it's good. I used to be in stake-ums 01:06:46.180 --> 01:06:52.020 No, bro before I had alpha gal and when I was when I was in like fucking high school 01:06:52.020 --> 01:06:56.400 Bro, steak comes was like the fucking meal, bro. Oh 01:06:57.040 --> 01:07:02.480 My god, you fucking throw some what is that? It's like frozen fucking 01:07:02.720 --> 01:07:08.800 Steak patties that are really thin and you just cook up that's like a strong 01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:13.760 It's the struggle meal, but it's the best struggle meal. We got at the dollar so dry 01:07:13.760 --> 01:07:16.580 So dry, but you percover in sauce. 01:07:16.580 --> 01:07:17.420 The store. 01:07:17.420 --> 01:07:18.440 You just know it's poison. 01:07:18.440 --> 01:07:20.080 Every line in that is poison. 01:07:20.080 --> 01:07:22.060 So not only are dollar stores everywhere, 01:07:22.060 --> 01:07:24.360 but they're quickly becoming a consistent component 01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:25.680 of the American diet. 01:07:25.680 --> 01:07:27.080 During a 2020 earnings call, 01:07:27.080 --> 01:07:29.400 Dollar General CEO, Ted Vasso, said, 01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:31.360 we do very good in good times 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:34.120 and we do fabulous in bad times. 01:07:34.120 --> 01:07:35.840 He loves the pores, Teddy. 01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:38.080 Honestly, if everything's going so good all the time, 01:07:38.080 --> 01:07:39.920 sounds like you can probably afford to keep your 01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:41.360 under a dollar there, Ted. 01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:51.360 So considering today's dollar is worth 47% less than it was 25 years ago. 01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:52.360 Wow. 01:07:52.360 --> 01:07:58.160 $100 in 2000 is equivalent to $188 today. 01:07:58.160 --> 01:08:03.480 Like I knew the inflation rate was, you know, changing the dollar value. 01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.800 But I didn't think that it would be almost double from 2000, maybe double from like the 01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:07.800 80s. 01:08:07.800 --> 01:08:10.560 Ted's fabulous bad time seems to be here to stay. 01:08:10.560 --> 01:08:16.680 It's time to dig between the cushions of your couch and find the spare change because today we're taking a trip to the dollar store 01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:18.600 And we're gonna figure out what the hell's going on over there 01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:23.420 And also the people find change between the cushions anymore. I mean I haven't had a couch good enough to have cushions 01:08:23.420 --> 01:08:28.700 It's usually one one slate of fabric and even then I mean I do people have loose change in their pockets anymore 01:08:28.700 --> 01:08:33.840 I remember going between the cushions and getting ice cream money for the ice cream truck when I was a child kids don't have 01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:38.320 Never had that I used to look under vending machines though 01:08:38.320 --> 01:08:40.820 And I would find court when I was a kid 01:08:40.820 --> 01:08:45.540 I used to look under vending machines and like put my hand in like the dusty ass 01:08:45.540 --> 01:08:50.500 gross part of a vending machine because people would drop coins down there and not want to pick them up and 01:08:50.620 --> 01:08:55.220 That's like a that's like a locked way to get like 50 cents than anymore Chris 01:08:55.220 --> 01:08:57.020 You can go to the next day whenever you want 01:08:57.020 --> 01:09:01.440 I'm just gonna be talking about the ice cream in for a while the roots of discount retail stretch back so far that they 01:09:01.440 --> 01:09:03.860 Predate the arrow when a dollar was considered cheap 01:09:03.860 --> 01:09:04.900 It's hard to think about now 01:09:04.900 --> 01:09:10.500 But there was a time in America when a crisp George Washington was actually worth something and not not filling up space in your pockets 01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:13.880 We need to get for a dollar nowadays a cow tail plus Chris 01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:20.460 Put a good picture of a cow tail. I'm delicious, but they're fucking disgust bro the candy. That's under the counter at like a wah-wah 01:09:21.740 --> 01:09:23.740 That that shit nobody buys 01:09:28.380 --> 01:09:30.380 Like here 01:09:30.740 --> 01:09:32.940 Hold up. I gotta find like a good 01:09:32.940 --> 01:09:34.940 Good image. 01:09:34.940 --> 01:09:36.940 Walla counter check out. 01:09:38.940 --> 01:09:40.940 I like right here. 01:09:40.940 --> 01:09:42.940 Okay look. 01:09:42.940 --> 01:09:44.940 Like this shit. 01:09:44.940 --> 01:09:48.940 You know when you're at like you're checking out at a gas station doesn't have to be a walla? 01:09:48.940 --> 01:09:50.940 This stuff. At the bottom row. 01:09:50.940 --> 01:09:52.940 Who buys this? 01:09:52.940 --> 01:09:54.940 Do you guys buy this shit? 01:09:54.940 --> 01:09:56.940 Double bubble. 01:09:56.940 --> 01:09:58.940 If I have never in my life 01:09:58.940 --> 01:10:00.940 seen somebody 01:10:00.940 --> 01:10:06.420 Go just dive for the double bubble. I've gotten a cow tail or two once in a while 01:10:06.740 --> 01:10:09.900 But double bubble double bubble bubble gum 01:10:10.540 --> 01:10:12.340 Who's eating that? 01:10:12.340 --> 01:10:16.820 Are we in the 1910s is this the it like dude? 01:10:16.820 --> 01:10:19.220 I is this the 1930s great depression 01:10:19.540 --> 01:10:24.700 Hubba bubba double bubble hubba bubba double bubble bubble gum that shit is disgusting 01:10:25.260 --> 01:10:28.220 It's like chewing fucking cardboard 01:10:28.220 --> 01:10:33.220 Cardboard. Cardboard in like whale fat. 01:10:33.220 --> 01:10:39.220 Kid still exists? Yeah, and there's better gum than that. 01:10:39.220 --> 01:10:43.220 1788, a dollar was worth 30 dollars. 01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:49.220 You know, you know, okay, breasted kids still exist. You know what I'm trying to chew on? Big League chew. 01:10:49.220 --> 01:10:54.220 Big League chew. Act like I'm chewing, chewing tobacco. Put some green in there. 01:10:58.220 --> 01:11:00.220 Chew that up. 01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:03.220 You think I- I don't get money. How can that be true? 01:11:03.220 --> 01:11:07.220 Which is why the first discount stores were actually called 5 and 10 cent stores. 01:11:07.220 --> 01:11:13.220 Hey, now you see, the first of which was created in 1878 by the most 1878 name I've ever heard in my life, 01:11:13.220 --> 01:11:16.220 Frank Winfield Woolworth. 01:11:16.220 --> 01:11:18.220 Holy s***, that is an entrepreneur. 01:11:18.220 --> 01:11:23.220 Woolworth did live up to his name, however, becoming wildly successful by creating the first 5 and dime stores. 01:11:23.220 --> 01:11:25.220 The business model was so lucrative that it was quickly du- 01:11:25.220 --> 01:11:29.200 Yo, I genuinely believe we should just get rid of the dime the nickel 01:11:29.200 --> 01:11:31.120 I know we got already rid of the penny 01:11:31.120 --> 01:11:37.540 But like bro chop everything out outside of a quarter because what in the fuck are we buying that's ten cents 01:11:38.100 --> 01:11:40.800 Like I know it's it's to you 01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:46.100 It's for like the purpose of having taxes and then people are gonna round up if you get rid of it 01:11:46.100 --> 01:11:53.460 But it's like we had these coins because they were at one point capable of buying something in themselves like you need like 01:11:53.460 --> 01:11:59.940 40 nickels to buy anything of value located by other stores 01:11:59.940 --> 01:12:02.580 spawning some America's first chains, including what would 01:12:02.580 --> 01:12:05.380 eventually become the 20th century retail giant Kmart. 01:12:05.380 --> 01:12:08.500 Remember Kmart? That's why I said 20th century giant because 01:12:08.500 --> 01:12:11.620 that's not around no more. They failed spectacularly. Maybe 01:12:11.620 --> 01:12:13.540 I'll make a video about that one day, but we're going to be 01:12:13.540 --> 01:12:15.620 talking about the dollar store today. But of all the five 01:12:15.620 --> 01:12:18.100 and dimes, none were as successful or as influential 01:12:18.100 --> 01:12:21.060 as the 20th century Ben Franklin stores. Now naming 01:12:21.060 --> 01:12:25.060 your store after a founding father is a bold move, especially when you're picking Benny 01:12:25.060 --> 01:12:29.180 Franklin because that dude was a pervert. I mean, not only did he invent lightning rods, 01:12:29.180 --> 01:12:32.860 bifocals, and glass instruments played with wet fingers called the Armonica, but Franklin 01:12:32.860 --> 01:12:36.860 wasn't just inventing things. He was also a cocksmith. The dude loved him some fr- 01:12:36.860 --> 01:12:41.140 Didn't he go overseas and like cheat on- I don't know if he had a wife, but he would 01:12:41.140 --> 01:12:43.220 sleep with a bunch of women and then go back. 01:12:43.220 --> 01:12:47.860 And sh- he loved a French more than he loved this country. So in his honor, we decided 01:12:47.860 --> 01:12:51.940 as a country to get together and name a cheap little fucking store after him and I'm sure 01:12:51.940 --> 01:12:55.900 he would be thrilled if he lived to see the day. Ben Franklin stores were everywhere. At 01:12:55.900 --> 01:13:01.900 the company's peak they operated 2,500 locations and in 1945 a World War II veteran named- 01:13:01.900 --> 01:13:10.020 Wait, hold up, let's go through, let's go through the US currency. Penny? Abraham Lincoln. 01:13:10.020 --> 01:13:15.020 I don't know the last time I looked at the face of a nickel. 01:13:16.460 --> 01:13:17.560 Who's on a nickel? 01:13:19.820 --> 01:13:22.600 Roosevelt, I don't think Roosevelt. 01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:27.600 I would assume like Alexander Hamilton or some shit. 01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:33.620 Jefferson, okay, Jefferson's on the nickel. 01:13:33.620 --> 01:13:35.540 Quarter Washington. 01:13:37.420 --> 01:13:39.140 Half dollar? 01:13:40.220 --> 01:13:46.980 What's void that dollar coin void that they exist nobody uses them dollar bill 01:13:50.220 --> 01:13:52.220 Washington oh 01:13:53.660 --> 01:13:57.740 Dime see I forget about a dime. Who's on the dime 01:14:01.980 --> 01:14:04.340 Kennedy who's on the dime 01:14:05.780 --> 01:14:08.740 FDR, I don't fucking know I'm googling this 01:14:10.020 --> 01:14:21.820 who's on every every bill and coin US $1 Washington $2 Thomas Jefferson $5 01:14:21.820 --> 01:14:27.460 Abraham Lincoln $10 Alexander Alexander Hamilton I went and saw that play in 01:14:27.460 --> 01:14:34.460 New York City it was fire $20 Andrew Jackson $50 US grant $50 bills 01:14:34.460 --> 01:14:44.460 slept on currency. I feel like you rarely have a 50. I feel like most people carry 1,520 and 100. 01:14:45.500 --> 01:14:52.140 1,520, 100, maybe a 10. You never carry in a 2. You have a 2, but you don't use it. It's like 01:14:52.140 --> 01:15:00.620 lucky. And then a 50. 50 is rare, rare. And then you never get dollar coins. Dollar coins are 01:15:00.620 --> 01:15:03.860 So rare, half dollars, too. 01:15:03.860 --> 01:15:08.460 Discontinued, there was a $500 bill with William McKinley 01:15:08.460 --> 01:15:11.860 on it, a $1,000 Grover Cleveland, 5,000 James Madison, 01:15:11.860 --> 01:15:14.380 10,000 Salmon Pea Chase. 01:15:14.380 --> 01:15:16.740 Who the fuck is Salmon Pea Chase? 01:15:21.900 --> 01:15:25.420 It sounds like a fake name. 01:15:25.420 --> 01:15:29.900 American politician, sixth chief of justice. 01:15:29.900 --> 01:15:31.900 Chase Bank. 01:15:31.900 --> 01:15:35.180 Name's Sam Walton, bought a Ben Franklin in Newport, Arkansas. 01:15:35.180 --> 01:15:38.220 The store was sold to Franklin for $25,000, 01:15:38.220 --> 01:15:40.380 and the sellers apparently were quoted as saying, 01:15:40.380 --> 01:15:41.620 this dude's buying a lemon. 01:15:41.620 --> 01:15:42.460 That's not a direct load. 01:15:42.460 --> 01:15:43.340 They wouldn't say this dude. 01:15:43.340 --> 01:15:44.740 But they did call the store a lemon. 01:15:44.740 --> 01:15:45.900 If you don't know what a lemon is, 01:15:45.900 --> 01:15:47.500 it's something that's shitting right out the gate, 01:15:47.500 --> 01:15:48.500 and he's probably going to fail. 01:15:48.500 --> 01:15:50.780 But what nobody saw coming was the business IQ 01:15:50.780 --> 01:15:53.260 of this shell-shocked war veteran. 01:15:53.260 --> 01:15:55.420 In three years, Walton's annual sales 01:15:55.420 --> 01:15:58.860 topped $250,000, which in today's money 01:15:58.860 --> 01:16:01.540 is about a trillion billion jubinka joints, 01:16:01.540 --> 01:16:03.460 cause that's a lot of money back then. 01:16:03.460 --> 01:16:05.260 Eventually, Walton struck out on his own, 01:16:05.260 --> 01:16:07.900 creating a little store called Walmart. 01:16:07.900 --> 01:16:10.140 That's right, the basic principle. 01:16:10.140 --> 01:16:11.580 What? 01:16:11.580 --> 01:16:15.780 The dude that started like these sheep stores made Walmart? 01:16:15.780 --> 01:16:18.060 Those of Walmart, one of the world's largest retailers 01:16:18.060 --> 01:16:20.020 were fine-tuned in the dollar store, 01:16:20.020 --> 01:16:22.340 where Walton learned the pricing, merchandising, 01:16:22.340 --> 01:16:24.740 and layouts that would influence the Walmart model. 01:16:24.740 --> 01:16:27.860 You guys know the Walmart model, it's perfect. 01:16:27.860 --> 01:16:32.740 You get the candy at the checkout aisles, you sell guns and cages next to baby formula, it's perfect. 01:16:32.740 --> 01:16:36.020 Bro, my Walmart has digital price tags now. 01:16:38.780 --> 01:16:40.280 Uh-uh. 01:16:41.160 --> 01:16:41.660 F. 01:16:42.500 --> 01:16:43.860 We're in a dystopia. 01:16:45.140 --> 01:16:46.260 They change it. 01:16:46.260 --> 01:16:47.540 Okay, it's America. 01:16:47.540 --> 01:16:50.700 But it isn't just Walmart that claims roots in the Ben Franklin stores. 01:16:50.700 --> 01:16:52.780 This shit was wildly influential, turns out. 01:16:52.780 --> 01:16:54.980 In 1953, a Ben Franklin was per- 01:16:54.980 --> 01:16:56.660 That shit's updating by the minute. 01:16:56.660 --> 01:17:01.660 You pick an item off the shelf for triples in price. 01:17:01.660 --> 01:17:08.660 Just by K.R. Perry, whose son would eventually take up the family business by opening up a Dollar Tree in 1986. 01:17:08.660 --> 01:17:11.660 Remember the Dollar Tree? It's the whole point of the video. I've been ignoring that. 01:17:11.660 --> 01:17:14.660 I can't fucking write a script for the fuck of me, but I'm glad you bet. 01:17:14.660 --> 01:17:17.660 I hope you've been enjoying this. Hope you get all your fun facts. 01:17:17.660 --> 01:17:19.660 I'm burnt out, guys. I can't do this forever. 01:17:19.660 --> 01:17:24.660 But it was three decades earlier in the 1950s when dollar stores began to take the shape we recognized today. 01:17:24.660 --> 01:17:30.180 nice today. Dollar General opened up in Springfield, Kentucky in 1955 and Family Dollar of Charlotte, 01:17:30.180 --> 01:17:34.900 North Carolina followed just four years later. Dollar General expanded to 29 stores and was 01:17:34.900 --> 01:17:39.500 doing annual sales of $5 million just two years after opening. If Family Dollar opened 01:17:39.500 --> 01:17:43.240 up 100 stores in its first decade and then they opened up another 100 stores just 01:17:43.240 --> 01:17:47.940 a year after that. They were booming, exponential growth. Chris put up a chart. The 50s 01:17:47.940 --> 01:17:51.500 facilitated their spread because of the growth of the American suburbs in small 01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:56.460 towns after World War II. Dollar stores filled that gap of affordable and convenient shopping. 01:17:56.460 --> 01:18:00.300 Come on down, we're selling hams today. Plus big box stores like Ball Mart, 01:18:00.300 --> 01:18:04.540 they weren't even existing yet. He had to wait a decade for that shit. And even when they did, 01:18:04.540 --> 01:18:08.220 they tended to grow at a slower pace. But this was the genius of the dollar store, 01:18:08.220 --> 01:18:12.780 and the reason they spread across the country like a weed. They require so little overhead, 01:18:12.780 --> 01:18:15.740 gang. So little overhead. No, and you always have, like, 01:18:15.740 --> 01:18:22.540 Dude, a dollar, a dollar general, a dollar tree, you have like two employees, your production cost is so low. 01:18:23.140 --> 01:18:28.280 And the appeal is just like people love going there because it's just cheap shit. 01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:33.680 You go in, you spend five dollars, you feel like you spent nothing and you got five items out of it. 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:39.380 Their buildings, inventories and employees are a fraction of those needed by regular retail shops. 01:18:39.380 --> 01:18:40.980 Because I'll let you in a little secret, okay? 01:18:40.980 --> 01:18:44.880 If you're, if you have an entire store dedicated to shit that costs less than a dollar, 01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:48.640 You can only imagine how little that cost to actually produce in South. 01:18:48.640 --> 01:18:51.260 They were making a crazy margin on all this shit. 01:18:51.260 --> 01:18:51.760 Smaller- 01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:53.200 I'm a manager of Dollar Tree. 01:18:53.200 --> 01:18:55.760 Oh, yo, sorry, I'm gonna say this. 01:18:55.760 --> 01:19:00.200 Some Dollar Tree employees smell like actually fucking dog poop. 01:19:00.200 --> 01:19:02.400 Wait, no, Dollar General, not Dollar Tree. 01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:06.440 There was one Dollar General I went to in PA, 01:19:06.440 --> 01:19:07.240 and they- 01:19:07.240 --> 01:19:10.120 The employee literally reeked of shit. 01:19:10.120 --> 01:19:12.440 Like, I was standing here and I'm just going- 01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:16.800 Can you find everything you want today? 01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:17.640 Yeah. 01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:19.560 Yeah. 01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:20.640 Yeah. 01:19:20.640 --> 01:19:22.880 I'm just trying to just give me my bag, 01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:25.960 but I'm trying to get the book out of your stench maxing. 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:28.720 Bro, I remember she was talking to the other guy. 01:19:28.720 --> 01:19:30.080 It was either her or him. 01:19:30.080 --> 01:19:31.360 Well, maybe both of them. 01:19:31.360 --> 01:19:33.160 She was like, I can't wait to go home. 01:19:33.160 --> 01:19:35.600 I'm like, oh, I wonder why. 01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:38.600 There's a fucking mud sandwich in your fucking pants 01:19:38.600 --> 01:19:39.800 right now, buddy. 01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:40.880 Holy shit. 01:19:40.880 --> 01:19:42.760 She smelled so bad. 01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:45.040 It was like I'm watering. 01:19:45.040 --> 01:19:48.000 Footprints allows them to thrive in communities often overlooked 01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:50.680 by bigger retailers in places where it is a practical. 01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:52.520 I can't wait to go right now. 01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:54.560 I need to see her plop onto the ground. 01:19:57.440 --> 01:19:59.240 A little more profitable to run a Walmart. 01:19:59.240 --> 01:20:01.080 And these places that I just described 01:20:01.080 --> 01:20:04.320 also happen to be full of the most desirable clientele 01:20:04.320 --> 01:20:05.640 for the dollar store. 01:20:05.640 --> 01:20:06.640 The pores. 01:20:06.640 --> 01:20:09.000 Dollar General CEO Ted Vaso says 01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:12.120 that their average customer is a woman in a dual income 01:20:12.120 --> 01:20:18.120 household that earns less than $40,000 before taxes, yikes, and has only about 800 of disposable 01:20:18.120 --> 01:20:23.040 income per year. Not a great situation to be in. This makes much of rural America a prime 01:20:23.040 --> 01:20:28.480 spot for their industry. However, 75% of Americans nowadays do live within a 5 mile radius of 01:20:28.480 --> 01:20:32.480 a dollar store. So how does that amount of expansion make sense with the average demographic 01:20:32.480 --> 01:20:35.000 of a discount chopper? These dollar stores aren't just an- 01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:41.160 Oh well, not in Guthrie, Texas, or the local cast stations 90 miles away. 01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:45.640 Not in old Guthrie, Texas. We got a six-man football team. 01:20:46.280 --> 01:20:52.280 They got nobody around here. We got to filter our own rainwater. 01:20:55.160 --> 01:20:59.400 The shantytowns, they're in nice suburbs and they're around the rich people. 01:20:59.400 --> 01:21:02.280 So how's that going down? Well, ladies and gentlemen, 01:21:02.280 --> 01:21:06.040 It's that time of show where I bring up the fact that shit's pretty bad right now 01:21:06.040 --> 01:21:11.000 And it's been pretty bad for a while and it doesn't look like it's getting better. The rich people are born out. We're 01:21:12.120 --> 01:21:17.560 Apieu study. Well, that's why like, uh, that's why like targets a failing business, right? Because 01:21:18.440 --> 01:21:20.440 uh, rich people will go to like 01:21:21.000 --> 01:21:23.000 What's like a rich people grocery store? 01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:25.160 rich people go to like 01:21:25.160 --> 01:21:30.600 Erwan if you live in like LA or you know, like higher quality grocery stores 01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:35.300 And Target was like targeting the middle class 01:21:35.700 --> 01:21:41.740 But now the middle class is like starting to not really exist. So everybody just goes to Walmart or Dollar General 01:21:42.440 --> 01:21:45.260 So it's like you just have to polar opposite trader Joe's. Yeah 01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:54.260 Trader Joe's Whole Foods some shit like that bro. No matter how much money I ever make I'm not going to a fuck ass 01:21:54.260 --> 01:22:00.540 Asshole foods I would go to a trader Joe's I want your trader Joe's one time that she was awesome 01:22:00.940 --> 01:22:06.020 She was awesome dude. I felt like I was walking around there. Do you need help with anything, sir? 01:22:06.620 --> 01:22:12.660 No, thank you and normally I hate that right normally I hate that but every item a trader Joe's makes no sense 01:22:12.660 --> 01:22:19.380 I feel like I'm in the back rooms. Would you like help with anything? Oh, yeah, what's this? Oh, that's our fresh squeezed lemonade 01:22:20.740 --> 01:22:22.740 It's all $14 01:22:24.260 --> 01:22:26.600 What? That's lemonade you ever had, though. 01:22:26.600 --> 01:22:32.820 Found out that in 1971, 61% of Americans lived in middle-class households, which earned two-thirds of all income. 01:22:32.820 --> 01:22:38.260 And in 2023, only 51% of Americans were middle-class, which earned less than half of all income. 01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:40.260 And I know I'm throwing a lot of numbers out here. 01:22:40.260 --> 01:22:44.980 It gets a little confusing when you start thinking about how bad things actually are, but they're important in this discussion. 01:22:44.980 --> 01:22:47.700 Quarter's all spiked from clav. What do you mean? 01:22:48.980 --> 01:22:52.980 A lot of the clavicular. I saw them have like a seizure on Twitter or some shit. 01:22:54.260 --> 01:22:56.260 I don't know what was happening. 01:22:58.780 --> 01:23:01.180 I think somebody choked him out and he started like twitching. 01:23:03.880 --> 01:23:06.180 He didn't die. Now, I don't think it was a seizure. 01:23:06.320 --> 01:23:11.880 He was like violently convulsing though, and they did roll him on his side, which made me think that it was a seizure, 01:23:11.880 --> 01:23:16.740 but it wasn't. Yeah, he cut off the oxygen into his brain. Oh my god. 01:23:18.060 --> 01:23:20.060 What the fuck? 01:23:24.260 --> 01:23:29.320 He got choked. What's happening now though? I don't think he's live. I feel like he normally goes live at like 01:23:32.040 --> 01:23:35.560 Fucking like midnight. Oh no, he's live. 01:23:35.560 --> 01:23:39.220 Is that gone? Wait, so you've found Judy's never or what? 01:23:47.340 --> 01:23:49.340 Why is the address not sending? Fuck. 01:23:54.260 --> 01:24:04.260 I should because you can quote me on this Chris put up on the screen numbers are business. 01:24:04.260 --> 01:24:09.260 That's the first they teach you a clavicular watch party tell them they're just are maxing 01:24:09.260 --> 01:24:12.700 tell them they're just are maxing business school you like numbers because that's business 01:24:12.700 --> 01:24:16.260 what I'm saying is the middle class is shrinking and that's a great thing for people who 01:24:16.260 --> 01:24:20.740 own dollar stores to quote Vaso as this economy continues to chug along and create more 01:24:20.740 --> 01:24:23.820 of our core customer Jesus Christ that's so dark. 01:24:23.820 --> 01:24:25.900 I think there's going to be more and more opportunities 01:24:25.900 --> 01:24:27.820 for us to get in and build more stores. 01:24:27.820 --> 01:24:28.900 That's so up. 01:24:28.900 --> 01:24:31.260 I get, I'm sure it's, we're thinking of it, 01:24:31.260 --> 01:24:32.620 we're thinking of it in the wrong context. 01:24:32.620 --> 01:24:34.500 I'm sure he's talking to people who aren't poor, 01:24:34.500 --> 01:24:35.340 but oh my God. 01:24:35.340 --> 01:24:36.780 And this leads us to the consequences 01:24:36.780 --> 01:24:38.180 of the dollar store strategy. 01:24:38.180 --> 01:24:39.980 While they often like to position themselves 01:24:39.980 --> 01:24:41.780 as businesses that do good for the community 01:24:41.780 --> 01:24:42.620 by helping consume. 01:24:42.620 --> 01:24:44.740 Yo, I hate card shopping, dude. 01:24:44.740 --> 01:24:47.580 I think like that's actually like a bottom tier 01:24:47.580 --> 01:24:49.220 shopping experience is being like, 01:24:49.220 --> 01:24:51.380 I need to go buy birthday card. 01:24:51.380 --> 01:24:53.580 And you scroll, you scroll the stores 01:24:53.580 --> 01:24:57.260 and they're just all ass, all ass, dude. 01:24:57.260 --> 01:24:59.260 And you'll see some shit on the like, 01:24:59.260 --> 01:25:03.740 such niche things, your nephews graduating. 01:25:03.740 --> 01:25:06.820 Why do we have a card for that? 01:25:06.820 --> 01:25:08.660 Why don't we have a card for that? 01:25:08.660 --> 01:25:10.780 Wouldn't, like, we have a business that's, 01:25:10.780 --> 01:25:13.380 we have a factory that's printing out cards 01:25:13.380 --> 01:25:16.220 for your nephews baby shower. 01:25:16.220 --> 01:25:19.100 Like, why, why is that a subsection? 01:25:19.100 --> 01:25:22.860 Just have like, birthday, birthday, 01:25:22.860 --> 01:25:34.020 marriage. Your nephews friends bought Metsva. And it would be a card that has nothing to 01:25:34.020 --> 01:25:37.240 do with like the relation of that to you. Why is that a thing? 01:25:37.240 --> 01:25:41.200 They're spending a lot of time on their dollar while providing access to shopping and underserved 01:25:41.200 --> 01:25:44.900 barriers. They actually play a role in destroying local communities. And we're going to talk 01:25:44.900 --> 01:25:48.380 about that. As dollar stores aggressively expand, they're no longer just filling 01:25:48.380 --> 01:25:52.620 in needs for rural towns and small suburbs. They're competing with local grocery stores 01:25:52.620 --> 01:25:54.240 and effectively wiping them out. 01:25:54.240 --> 01:25:56.680 Dollar stores often open up right next door 01:25:56.680 --> 01:25:58.080 to local businesses and- 01:25:58.080 --> 01:25:59.720 Bro, but I don't understand how they're competing 01:25:59.720 --> 01:26:01.760 with local grocery stores because I understand 01:26:01.760 --> 01:26:03.860 on a snack perspective, like smaller, 01:26:03.860 --> 01:26:05.000 smaller skewed things, 01:26:05.000 --> 01:26:07.520 like if you have to just grab something in the moment, 01:26:07.520 --> 01:26:11.360 but like dollar generals aren't selling like meats, 01:26:11.360 --> 01:26:12.200 you know? 01:26:12.200 --> 01:26:15.200 They sell like cereal and snacks 01:26:15.200 --> 01:26:16.860 and maybe a small fruit section, 01:26:16.860 --> 01:26:20.800 but they don't have like raw chicken 01:26:20.800 --> 01:26:23.840 or beef or fucking shrimp or some shit. 01:26:23.840 --> 01:26:27.880 But then I'm forgetting that the average American's diet 01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:31.000 is so piss poor that it's like, 01:26:31.000 --> 01:26:32.640 they're probably just eating fish sticks 01:26:32.640 --> 01:26:34.320 from Dollar General. 01:26:35.280 --> 01:26:36.980 What do you fucking compete with someone selling 01:26:36.980 --> 01:26:39.080 a $1.25 cotton candy, Fego? 01:26:39.080 --> 01:26:41.640 Reports suggest that it's typical for mom and pop sales 01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:45.040 to drop by roughly 15 to 30% after a dollar store opens 01:26:45.040 --> 01:26:46.880 driving many of them out of business. 01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:48.600 Studies have found a substantial decline 01:26:48.600 --> 01:26:50.600 in the number of grocers within a two mile radius 01:26:50.600 --> 01:26:53.160 of new dollar stores, which lead to food deserts. 01:26:53.160 --> 01:26:56.400 And that's when a place, an area is, 01:26:56.400 --> 01:26:58.480 it's really hard to get good, healthy food. 01:26:58.480 --> 01:27:00.040 So they have to go to like 7-Eleven 01:27:00.040 --> 01:27:01.640 and buy donuts in order to survive. 01:27:01.640 --> 01:27:03.840 It's a big issue and dollar stores contributing to that. 01:27:03.840 --> 01:27:06.160 And the cycle continues as fewer grocery stores 01:27:06.160 --> 01:27:07.640 made more business for dollar stores, 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:09.160 leading to more dollar stores opening, 01:27:09.160 --> 01:27:11.120 destroying even more grocery stores. 01:27:11.120 --> 01:27:15.120 So at this point in the fruit that Dollar General has 01:27:15.120 --> 01:27:18.500 is like the runt puppy in a litter, bro. 01:27:18.500 --> 01:27:20.620 You get an apple from Dollar General, 01:27:20.620 --> 01:27:22.420 it's the size of a golf ball. 01:27:24.100 --> 01:27:27.140 I'm sitting there like, there's a core in there. 01:27:27.140 --> 01:27:29.900 I mean, I'm supposed to eat them like one bite. 01:27:29.900 --> 01:27:30.740 What am I buying? 01:27:30.740 --> 01:27:34.460 The blueberries are like fucking grains of sand. 01:27:34.460 --> 01:27:35.980 It's just sad. 01:27:35.980 --> 01:27:37.940 Boy, I know what you're asking yourself, Tucker. 01:27:37.940 --> 01:27:40.820 Is this all, is this all all this bad stuff 01:27:40.820 --> 01:27:41.660 you're talking about? 01:27:41.660 --> 01:27:43.220 Is this all worth the savings? 01:27:43.220 --> 01:27:45.780 Is this worth the dollar 25 Fango, 01:27:45.780 --> 01:27:47.620 which is the only item I currently know 01:27:47.620 --> 01:27:48.960 that sells at dollar stores. 01:27:48.960 --> 01:27:50.120 But honestly that question 01:27:50.120 --> 01:27:51.800 might be a little bit of a moot point. 01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:53.720 Dollar stores have a penny pinching reputation 01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:54.640 that's made them a favorite 01:27:54.640 --> 01:27:56.440 among 50 and low income households, 01:27:56.440 --> 01:27:58.720 but that reputation might actually not be warranted. 01:27:58.720 --> 01:28:00.320 After all, if you think about it, 01:28:00.320 --> 01:28:03.040 these stores are making an insane amount of money. 01:28:03.040 --> 01:28:04.640 In 2024, Dollar General- 01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:07.080 How? 01:28:07.080 --> 01:28:08.000 How? 01:28:08.000 --> 01:28:09.040 How? 01:28:09.040 --> 01:28:10.120 How? 01:28:10.120 --> 01:28:11.560 I feel like you're fucking 01:28:11.560 --> 01:28:15.120 your profit margins probably pretty low. 01:28:15.120 --> 01:28:17.480 And whenever I walk into a Dollar General, 01:28:17.480 --> 01:28:20.220 There's like maybe one other person there. 01:28:21.100 --> 01:28:26.100 You buy six items, you're not making that much money. 01:28:26.100 --> 01:28:28.020 Pillsnet sales topped 40 billion 01:28:28.020 --> 01:28:31.180 while Dollar Tree raked in 17.6 billion 01:28:31.180 --> 01:28:34.380 and Family Dollar made 13.25 billion. 01:28:34.380 --> 01:28:37.340 How could a business that keeps inventory so cheap 01:28:37.340 --> 01:28:39.940 make so much goddamn money? 01:28:39.940 --> 01:28:42.220 Guys, they do it by doing what everyone else does. 01:28:42.220 --> 01:28:43.700 They fuck over the customers. 01:28:43.700 --> 01:28:44.820 It's so simple. 01:28:44.820 --> 01:28:45.780 Why didn't I think of it? 01:28:45.780 --> 01:28:47.900 One of the most common tactics dollar stores use 01:28:47.900 --> 01:28:50.220 to increase profit margins is shrinkflation. 01:28:50.220 --> 01:28:51.060 A very- 01:28:51.060 --> 01:28:52.900 You know Doritos be doing that shit, dude. 01:28:52.900 --> 01:28:56.000 You buy a bag, you buy like a mini gas station bag 01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:57.480 of Doritos recently. 01:28:57.480 --> 01:29:00.920 There's like five Doritos in the bag. 01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:03.200 Not even, not even. 01:29:03.200 --> 01:29:05.640 Other side note, not even a shrinkflation. 01:29:05.640 --> 01:29:08.820 Lays chips struggling for their lives 01:29:08.820 --> 01:29:12.800 to get fucking people to buy their shitty ass potato chips. 01:29:12.800 --> 01:29:16.160 They rebranded from the gross fucking classic 01:29:16.160 --> 01:29:20.760 fucking pick to a new brand. 01:29:20.760 --> 01:29:22.760 I'm gonna show you the side-by-side here. 01:29:24.600 --> 01:29:28.400 Like the new Lay's Potato Chip branding looks so good, 01:29:28.400 --> 01:29:29.960 comparable to the old one. 01:29:29.960 --> 01:29:33.200 Oh my God, the old one was so fucking gross. 01:29:33.200 --> 01:29:35.800 They almost conned me into buying it. 01:29:35.800 --> 01:29:37.720 Old Lay's Potato Ships. 01:29:37.720 --> 01:29:39.640 Grrr, grrr, grrr. 01:29:39.640 --> 01:29:40.960 They look even worse than this. 01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:42.360 Dude, they're see-through. 01:29:42.360 --> 01:29:44.520 That's how thin a laced potato chip is. 01:29:44.520 --> 01:29:47.440 Sopping wet with oil and see through. 01:29:47.440 --> 01:29:49.640 Anybody that likes a laced potato chip, 01:29:49.640 --> 01:29:50.920 I'm not trying to diss you. 01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:55.040 If you like a classic yellow laced potato chip, 01:29:55.040 --> 01:29:57.600 your blood pressure is through the fucking roof. 01:29:57.600 --> 01:29:59.960 More than mine in my cortisol spikes. 01:29:59.960 --> 01:30:02.320 Because if you're eating these on a daily basis, 01:30:02.320 --> 01:30:04.560 they're disgusting, number one. 01:30:04.560 --> 01:30:05.560 They're disgusting. 01:30:05.560 --> 01:30:06.560 They're covered in oil. 01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:08.920 They're the most unhealthy fucking chip 01:30:08.920 --> 01:30:10.440 that you've ever eaten in your life. 01:30:10.440 --> 01:30:11.500 They're so gross. 01:30:11.500 --> 01:30:16.500 And then they rebrand to go made with real potatoes. 01:30:17.420 --> 01:30:19.260 Made with real potatoes. 01:30:19.260 --> 01:30:22.660 And look, these look like fucking piss chips. 01:30:22.660 --> 01:30:25.740 These look like kettle-cooked baked chips. 01:30:25.740 --> 01:30:28.720 And I'm telling you, they haven't changed the recipe at all. 01:30:28.720 --> 01:30:30.020 They just changed the branding. 01:30:30.020 --> 01:30:33.440 The potato chips are still dog shit ass. 01:30:33.440 --> 01:30:35.940 Literally, why are people buying those? 01:30:35.940 --> 01:30:38.540 If I'm buying a potato chip, I'm buying a kettle-cooked. 01:30:38.540 --> 01:30:39.380 That's it. 01:30:39.380 --> 01:30:46.980 I will buy a baked glaze. I take it back. Baked glaze are good. Baked glaze are good. Fried 01:30:46.980 --> 01:30:47.980 glaze are disgusting. 01:30:47.980 --> 01:30:52.300 Chuggy term, a very millennial term, but it's actually real, so we gotta pay attention to 01:30:52.300 --> 01:30:53.300 it. 01:30:53.300 --> 01:30:56.340 The term was coined in 2009 to describe the practice of charging the same amount of money 01:30:56.340 --> 01:30:57.340 for a product, while- 01:30:57.340 --> 01:31:02.500 Cattle cooked are all right. You're pissing me off. You're pissing me off. You're 01:31:02.500 --> 01:31:07.620 pissing me off. If I'm buying a- dude, a regular chip, I don't really, I'm not 01:31:07.620 --> 01:31:16.900 Not a big fan of potato chips generally, but a kettle cup, a kettle cup jalapeno. 01:31:16.900 --> 01:31:21.340 Have one of these, have one of these and get back to me. 01:31:21.340 --> 01:31:22.940 Have one of these and get back to me. 01:31:22.940 --> 01:31:34.580 These are elite, elite chips, nothing better, so good. 01:31:34.580 --> 01:31:35.940 Slightly shrinking its size. 01:31:35.940 --> 01:31:38.500 is fine that consumer charging the same amount of money. 01:31:39.780 --> 01:31:41.760 Freedos, another weird pick. 01:31:41.760 --> 01:31:43.960 Don't know why anybody would be buying those. 01:31:45.660 --> 01:31:47.660 The Crest White toothpaste. 01:31:47.660 --> 01:31:50.220 Wow, really, really skipping out on the toothpaste here. 01:31:50.220 --> 01:31:51.780 Raisins are down. 01:31:51.780 --> 01:31:53.180 Not really upset about that. 01:31:53.180 --> 01:31:54.820 70 fewer raisins per can. 01:31:54.820 --> 01:31:56.060 I'm gonna be totally real. 01:31:56.060 --> 01:31:57.340 I think I have the same, 01:31:57.340 --> 01:32:00.740 I think I have the same sun-made raisins jar 01:32:00.740 --> 01:32:02.960 that I've had for the last 10 years. 01:32:02.960 --> 01:32:13.960 hold up I need to go grab that I need to go grab I actually think I have the same raisins that they're probably expired they're probably expired I 01:32:13.960 --> 01:32:20.960 when am I ever just eating a handful of raisins hold up 01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:57.960 I think they're going to be 01:34:02.960 --> 01:34:04.960 Let me show you real crackle up 01:34:13.840 --> 01:34:24.540 It's currently April 3rd these expired two months ago and there's still there's still more 01:34:24.540 --> 01:34:29.540 Or, dude, it's just so many raisins. 01:34:29.700 --> 01:34:34.060 So like, when are you ever eating that many raisins? 01:34:34.060 --> 01:34:38.020 Then how long do, okay, I wonder when I bought them now. 01:34:38.020 --> 01:34:39.940 Do you think I can figure that out? 01:34:39.940 --> 01:34:44.220 What is the shelf life of raisins? 01:34:45.860 --> 01:34:47.120 Six months? 01:34:48.260 --> 01:34:50.760 I did not buy these six months ago. 01:34:50.760 --> 01:34:54.160 I don't remember buying raisins in the last like two years. 01:34:55.240 --> 01:34:57.240 genuinely eat them 01:35:13.240 --> 01:35:15.240 It's like fully stuck 01:35:19.500 --> 01:35:24.420 How do you get him out I'm trying to let I want to get it out as one big cue 01:35:24.540 --> 01:35:40.060 I'm throwing it out. What the fuck am I doing? They're expired. They're fucking expired. I'm not gonna eat the raisins. Jesus 01:35:42.060 --> 01:35:46.620 Uh, trouble thinking of the three how many bright Nebraska viewers do you think you have? I have no idea 01:35:46.620 --> 01:35:49.180 Reggie think of the three jinks into the bro v bro gets x you see right now 01:35:49.180 --> 01:35:52.380 Well, you do one of the jinks in the future. You actually texted me about that. Yeah, uh today 01:35:52.380 --> 01:35:55.360 Yes, I don't know when though taking cringe with the subject taking the three 01:35:55.900 --> 01:35:59.820 JC IRL collab no idea when we're doing that Nick. There is no set date 01:35:59.820 --> 01:36:03.660 I don't want to say please stop asking me about it, but please stop asking me about it 01:36:03.660 --> 01:36:10.900 I have no idea when we would do that. I at some point in my life. Yes, I don't know when though 01:36:11.980 --> 01:36:17.180 Lit for the sub OS all and Alex the sub monkey I be and I a queue for the sub accused 01:36:17.180 --> 01:36:20.500 Thank you for the sub both take the five gift is Henry for three sister is a gore for me and 01:36:20.500 --> 01:36:22.680 Next, interroxy, as it come out, 01:36:22.680 --> 01:36:24.360 side of three years, you try to commit six months ago, 01:36:24.360 --> 01:36:25.200 thankfully failed. 01:36:25.200 --> 01:36:28.320 I'm scared she'll try it again, do you have any advice? 01:36:28.320 --> 01:36:30.960 Well, I'm sorry that your sister's going through that, 01:36:30.960 --> 01:36:32.880 but I can't really help you there, man. 01:36:32.880 --> 01:36:34.360 All I could say is, you know, 01:36:34.360 --> 01:36:35.560 you got to talk to your parents about it, 01:36:35.560 --> 01:36:37.060 maybe try and get your sister 01:36:37.060 --> 01:36:39.520 into some sort of therapy program, 01:36:39.520 --> 01:36:42.840 but outside of that, I don't really know what I could say. 01:36:42.840 --> 01:36:44.000 Sorry, that tapped in though. 01:36:44.000 --> 01:36:45.120 May think of the three. 01:36:46.280 --> 01:36:47.320 Me and my girlfriend broke up, 01:36:47.320 --> 01:36:48.200 I'm not trying to seek attention, 01:36:48.200 --> 01:36:49.600 but come to you wondering if you have any advice. 01:36:49.600 --> 01:36:51.980 blocker on everything, focus on yourself, 01:36:51.980 --> 01:36:53.740 hang out with friends, pick up a hobby 01:36:53.740 --> 01:36:54.960 and give yourself time to move on. 01:36:54.960 --> 01:36:55.880 That's all you can really do. 01:36:55.880 --> 01:36:58.280 Slay, thank you for the sub cup, thank you for the parade. 01:36:58.280 --> 01:36:59.580 Did you assess, give us a stab. 01:36:59.580 --> 01:37:00.600 Raw and mass, thank you for the sub. 01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:01.440 If you haven't, if you haven't, 01:37:01.440 --> 01:37:02.280 I ask you to play. 01:37:04.160 --> 01:37:05.920 If you try to fail and succeed, 01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:07.800 do you fail or did you succeed? 01:37:07.800 --> 01:37:09.760 I'm using for the sub slash thank you for the five gifts. 01:37:09.760 --> 01:37:11.600 You succeeded in failing. 01:37:11.600 --> 01:37:12.560 That's not that deep. 01:37:12.560 --> 01:37:13.600 Clover, thank you for the thousand, 01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:15.080 but these Bowden, AP, thank you for the sub. 01:37:15.080 --> 01:37:16.880 Rue, Nicholas, Ty, Quicksilver, 01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:18.320 Ishmael, thank you for the three. 01:37:18.320 --> 01:37:19.280 Sick hair dude, let me know. 01:37:19.280 --> 01:37:20.720 Thank you, Jake and Gribby for the sub being 01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.000 thinking of the thousand, but he's never even a three. 01:37:23.000 --> 01:37:24.360 Brain of the sub, Sergeant of the sub, 01:37:24.360 --> 01:37:25.360 Nolia and money for the sub, 01:37:25.360 --> 01:37:26.200 as they give it a five, 01:37:26.200 --> 01:37:27.020 you have to say a little more, 01:37:27.020 --> 01:37:27.860 a couple of things, 01:37:27.860 --> 01:37:28.700 think of the sub, 01:37:28.700 --> 01:37:29.520 Gustavo and B, think of the sub. 01:37:29.520 --> 01:37:30.360 Garfield, this area, 01:37:30.360 --> 01:37:31.200 I'll land it for the sub, 01:37:31.200 --> 01:37:32.020 a little for the sub, 01:37:32.020 --> 01:37:33.720 Reggie, think of it a three, lock in. 01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:34.680 Money for a product, 01:37:34.680 --> 01:37:36.440 while slightly shrinking its size. 01:37:36.440 --> 01:37:38.400 Studies find that consumers are less likely 01:37:38.400 --> 01:37:40.320 to stop buying a product due to shrinkflation 01:37:40.320 --> 01:37:41.600 than due to a price increase. 01:37:41.600 --> 01:37:42.720 And they might not even notice 01:37:42.720 --> 01:37:43.880 the smallest Snickers bar. 01:37:43.880 --> 01:37:46.200 It might be like I had a quarter inch smaller. 01:37:46.200 --> 01:37:48.240 I wasn't paying attention, so give it to them. 01:37:48.240 --> 01:37:49.080 They don't give a f***. 01:37:49.080 --> 01:37:51.100 The treeflation explains why many consumers 01:37:51.100 --> 01:37:52.920 might not realize that in 2022, 01:37:52.920 --> 01:37:54.960 Gatorade changed the side of its standard bottle 01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:57.680 from 32 ounces to 28 ounces. 01:37:57.680 --> 01:38:00.080 Gatorade, Gatorade, come on now. 01:38:00.080 --> 01:38:02.800 One will hollow out the bottom part. 01:38:02.800 --> 01:38:03.800 You ever see that? 01:38:04.960 --> 01:38:07.520 So instead of it having a flat bottom, 01:38:07.520 --> 01:38:10.360 they'll just make like a big hole. 01:38:11.320 --> 01:38:12.920 So it looks exactly the same, 01:38:12.920 --> 01:38:15.280 but they save like five ounces of liquid. 01:38:15.280 --> 01:38:16.280 I need that lemon juice. 01:38:16.280 --> 01:38:18.800 I need that yellow juice in my body when I get a cold. 01:38:18.800 --> 01:38:21.240 But unfortunately, stringflation is a strategy 01:38:21.240 --> 01:38:23.640 that dollar stores use to exploit the vulnerability 01:38:23.640 --> 01:38:25.240 of their primary customer base. 01:38:25.240 --> 01:38:28.000 Now, considering practices like stringflation are going on, 01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:29.480 it's kind of hard to think about 01:38:29.480 --> 01:38:31.200 if you're actually saving any money shopping 01:38:31.200 --> 01:38:32.040 at these stores. 01:38:32.040 --> 01:38:33.880 And that's why we came up with a brand new game 01:38:33.880 --> 01:38:35.560 to help you navigate the disk. 01:38:35.560 --> 01:38:37.680 Sorry, I have a hangnail. 01:38:37.680 --> 01:38:47.680 and I can't do anything productive until it's gone. 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:49.680 I just bit it off fire. 01:38:49.680 --> 01:38:50.680 Yuck. 01:38:50.680 --> 01:38:52.680 Counts in the dollar store aisle. 01:38:52.680 --> 01:38:54.680 It's time to play deal or no deal. 01:38:54.680 --> 01:38:55.680 That cannot be right. 01:38:55.680 --> 01:38:57.680 That's that's already taken Jimmy. 01:38:57.680 --> 01:38:59.680 All right, let's time out the guy that said I'll eat it. 01:38:59.680 --> 01:39:01.680 Bobbert better. 01:39:01.680 --> 01:39:03.680 Can we talk about Bobbert better for 35 seconds? 01:39:03.680 --> 01:39:04.680 Thank you. 01:39:04.680 --> 01:39:06.680 You're gonna go sit in the corner, buddy. 01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:10.400 buddy. You f*** that up. I can't say that. That's a f***ing copyright. All right, that's 01:39:10.400 --> 01:39:14.000 why we're playing a brand new game called Thrifty or Shitty. I can't say that over and 01:39:14.000 --> 01:39:18.200 over again. We demonetize. Thrifty or Shifty. You drop the ball on this one, Jimmy. The 01:39:18.200 --> 01:39:21.960 rules are simple. I'll show you a dollar store item and then you get to decide whether 01:39:21.960 --> 01:39:25.440 it'd be cheaper to just get it at a local grocery store. And it probably is because 01:39:25.440 --> 01:39:29.920 I love the deals down at Mock. Well, most dollar generals I thought are more expensive. 01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:33.240 It's just the convenience of that. Get basket. More product placement. Go to Mock 01:39:33.240 --> 01:39:36.760 basket they they over to mule up but the deals is still there. 01:39:36.760 --> 01:39:41.000 Alright number one challenge number one, Mayo. Put it on the screen Chris, good job. 01:39:41.000 --> 01:39:46.360 Is Mayo cheaper at a grocery store? Yes, because they're buying it in bulk. 01:39:46.360 --> 01:39:51.320 Or Mayo. This eight ounce jar of craft real Mayo sounds like a steel at a dollar twenty five 01:39:51.320 --> 01:39:56.280 which equals about fifteen point six two five cents per ounce. Holy what a steel. But honestly 01:39:56.280 --> 01:39:59.800 I've never heard of Mayo coming in an eight ounce increment so I'm a little bit 01:39:59.800 --> 01:40:05.820 I'm already confused and a little bit suspicious. I also hate how I don't know. I do like the convenient size of the mayo 01:40:05.820 --> 01:40:12.200 I'm not a big mayo guy. I like the squeegee mayo for my sandwiches, but when people buy a jar of mayo 01:40:12.720 --> 01:40:16.820 That'd take me like two years to get through but immediately labels itself as real 01:40:16.820 --> 01:40:21.300 I know they're trying to differentiate themselves from mayo. What's that shit miracle whip, which is disgusting 01:40:21.300 --> 01:40:24.200 But I hate when anyone put like made with real sugar. I 01:40:24.200 --> 01:40:25.720 I f***ing hope, what gonna- 01:40:25.720 --> 01:40:29.960 I hate, I hate the uh, I can't believe it's not butter brand 01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:36.360 Because every butter spread that you eat is probably not butter 01:40:37.480 --> 01:40:42.120 If you go to a grocery store and buy a tub of like a butter-like substance 01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:46.280 It's vegetable oil like that's all it's that's what it is 01:40:47.080 --> 01:40:53.000 Like uh country crock is not butter. I can't believe it's not butter is not butter, right? 01:40:53.000 --> 01:40:55.520 My land of lakes might be butter. 01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:56.840 I don't know if it is, 01:40:56.840 --> 01:40:59.280 but like most of that shit, it's just canola oil. 01:41:00.280 --> 01:41:01.720 Fake sugar, can you use? 01:41:01.720 --> 01:41:02.560 I don't know. 01:41:02.560 --> 01:41:03.800 Calling it real mayo makes it seem like 01:41:03.800 --> 01:41:06.360 it's a naturally occurring element on this earth 01:41:06.360 --> 01:41:08.760 instead of being whipped up with a shit ton of oil and eggs. 01:41:08.760 --> 01:41:10.520 Like it doesn't grow on a tree gang. 01:41:10.520 --> 01:41:12.520 It's not, real is a big word. 01:41:12.520 --> 01:41:13.920 Okay, so it's time to decide, Todd. 01:41:13.920 --> 01:41:16.360 Let's 50 or shifty. 01:41:16.360 --> 01:41:18.720 Survey says a 30 ounce jar of mayonnaise 01:41:18.720 --> 01:41:20.760 runs about $40 at my local grocery store, 01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:23.400 which comes in at about 15.3 cents an ounce. 01:41:23.400 --> 01:41:24.880 Which some of you geniuses out there 01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:26.320 would notice that that is less 01:41:26.320 --> 01:41:28.680 than the number I said earlier about the dollar store mayo. 01:41:28.680 --> 01:41:30.400 So again, even though it seems cheaper, 01:41:30.400 --> 01:41:31.600 you're just buying less. 01:41:31.600 --> 01:41:33.680 All right, number two, thousand-island dressing. 01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:35.440 I'm pretty sure that's what they put on Big Macs. 01:41:35.440 --> 01:41:36.760 I've never had it on a salad. 01:41:36.760 --> 01:41:37.600 Again, we have an example. 01:41:37.600 --> 01:41:40.640 They put thousand-island dressing on a Big Mac. 01:41:40.640 --> 01:41:42.320 Example of a weirdly small bottle 01:41:42.320 --> 01:41:44.160 with this dressing again costing a dollar. 01:41:44.160 --> 01:41:45.640 On the Big Arch burger? 01:41:45.640 --> 01:41:47.240 The 25 for an eight-ounce bottle 01:41:47.240 --> 01:41:53.640 15.625 per ounce of whatever sense whatever we got that it's cheap so anyway thrifty or shifty 01:41:53.880 --> 01:41:59.880 Answer it's a little weird actually for complete transparency the eight ounce bottle available at the dollar store is craft a name brand 01:42:00.040 --> 01:42:04.840 And with that in mind my local grocery store carries a 16 ounce bottle of craft thousand island for 429 01:42:04.920 --> 01:42:10.520 Which is approximately 26.8 cents perhaps and that would make the dollar store version of this thrifty 01:42:10.760 --> 01:42:14.760 However, if you're already shopping at the dollar store, I don't think a name brand is much of a concern 01:42:14.760 --> 01:42:19.240 In which case you can get a generic thousand island for two forty nine or fifteen point five cents browns 01:42:19.240 --> 01:42:22.780 Which makes the dollar store version of thousand island dressing shifty 01:42:22.780 --> 01:42:26.320 So I guess you just got to pay attention so you guys to bring a calculator to the store 01:42:26.320 --> 01:42:31.080 Which is so fun when I'm shopping at a discount store. All right challenge number three ramen the cheapest thing on earth 01:42:31.080 --> 01:42:34.400 I remember all right, bro. We're nickel and diming ramen, though. I 01:42:35.800 --> 01:42:41.280 Don't know that's where we've lost the plot. That's when society's cooked is when you're worried about the price of ramen 01:42:41.280 --> 01:42:46.880 Raman's like actually just a dollar. Anywhere Raman's a dollar. 01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:50.480 Back when these were 29 cents a f***ing packet. I don't know what happened to this country. 01:42:50.480 --> 01:42:53.200 Raman is pretty much the cheapest way to keep yourself alive on this planet, 01:42:53.200 --> 01:42:58.240 so I was a little surprised to see this stuff at the dollar store charging a $1.50 per pack. 01:42:58.240 --> 01:43:01.520 That is so much money. You just buy a can of soup for that. But it's a five pack. 01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:04.960 So if you do the math, each one's only about a 30 cents, and that's a screaming good deal 01:43:04.960 --> 01:43:08.880 for a bowl of soup. But Raman noodles occupy a weird space in the culinary world. The 01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:14.080 The type you make at home is incredibly unhealthy, accounting for 72% of your recommended sodium intake for cackage. 01:43:14.080 --> 01:43:17.080 And the kind you get at a restaurant melts in your mouth and it's the best thing on earth. 01:43:17.080 --> 01:43:19.380 So it's a weird- it's- I don't get it. 01:43:19.380 --> 01:43:21.280 But one thing I noticed is a fight- 01:43:21.280 --> 01:43:25.180 Well it's one's highly processed and covered in fucking sodium and the other's not. 01:43:25.180 --> 01:43:26.280 Pack of ramen- 01:43:26.280 --> 01:43:29.380 Ramen's buns? I think real ramen's good. 01:43:29.380 --> 01:43:33.580 Like if you go to like a ramen shop, but like base ramen's not. 01:43:33.580 --> 01:43:34.780 Yeah, let's ban that kid. 01:43:34.780 --> 01:43:37.080 Noodles is a little un- 01:43:37.080 --> 01:43:40.120 You know, while we're at it, we gave it a shot for a little bit. 01:43:40.120 --> 01:43:40.700 We're gonna go back. 01:43:40.700 --> 01:43:42.540 An orthodox. Usually it's a six-pack. 01:43:42.540 --> 01:43:45.940 So my suspicion flares are flaring. 01:43:45.940 --> 01:43:47.300 Is it thrifty or shifty? 01:43:47.300 --> 01:43:48.000 Answer! 01:43:48.300 --> 01:43:50.940 Okay, we might be splitting hairs here because ramen is already so goddamn cheap. 01:43:50.940 --> 01:43:54.780 But you can get a 12-pack at a standard grocery store for $4.99, 01:43:54.780 --> 01:43:56.780 which is over 41 cents a pack. 01:43:56.780 --> 01:43:59.240 So this is thrifty, but with a pretty big asterisk. 01:43:59.240 --> 01:44:02.820 Keep in mind that these bigger packs of ramen do always go on sale. 01:44:02.820 --> 01:44:04.220 In fact, while I was writing this, 01:44:04.220 --> 01:44:07.820 You could get a 12 pack of ramen at my local market for $2.99, 01:44:07.820 --> 01:44:09.380 or a little less than 25 cents a pack. 01:44:09.380 --> 01:44:10.140 So whatever. 01:44:10.140 --> 01:44:13.540 Frozen pizza, number four, this is one of the most shocking items 01:44:13.540 --> 01:44:17.180 I found in the store, because each one of these pizzas is $5 each, 01:44:17.180 --> 01:44:20.980 which is it's a supreme pizza, but it's still frozen pizza. 01:44:20.980 --> 01:44:22.540 It's not even Dijonah. 01:44:22.540 --> 01:44:26.900 I feel like frozen pizza is like one of the biggest scans. 01:44:27.460 --> 01:44:31.140 Well, there's actually like an index that shows if the economy is doing 01:44:31.140 --> 01:44:34.900 bad or not, depending on how many frozen pizzas are being bought, 01:44:34.900 --> 01:44:37.420 because if more people are buying frozen pizzas, 01:44:37.420 --> 01:44:40.380 that's showing that they don't want to actually buy takeout 01:44:40.380 --> 01:44:43.380 or go to a restaurant, but they want some sort of special meal 01:44:43.380 --> 01:44:45.100 that feels different. 01:44:45.100 --> 01:44:49.420 But regardless, I think a frozen pizza is like the worst. 01:44:49.420 --> 01:44:52.020 They're cheap, but they're bad. 01:44:52.020 --> 01:44:54.180 Like they're objectively bad. 01:44:54.180 --> 01:44:57.220 Like even my favorite frozen pizza 01:44:57.220 --> 01:44:58.940 is like a screen in Sicilian. 01:44:58.940 --> 01:45:06.060 still ass comparable to like any regular like delivery pizza place which is like the best one so 01:45:06.060 --> 01:45:12.860 survey says and real pizza is not expensive you can get like a lot like an extra large dominoes pizza 01:45:12.860 --> 01:45:19.260 for like fucking $15 thrifty or shifting and I thought this was gonna be a slam dunk for shifty 01:45:19.260 --> 01:45:23.660 no way could anyone in their right mind charge over five bucks for a red barren pizza but sure 01:45:23.660 --> 01:45:30.180 They do this same thing is being sold at my local grocery store for howl now. Yeah, you can brah. What? 01:45:30.740 --> 01:45:32.740 See now looking 01:45:36.140 --> 01:45:39.140 How much should we think an extra large Domino's pizzas 01:45:39.140 --> 01:45:55.140 You can get an extra large barbecue chicken pizza for $15 a 01:45:58.140 --> 01:46:05.640 Plains probably like 12 $5 and 99 cents a dollar or more for red Baron. What happened in this country? 01:46:05.640 --> 01:46:06.440 I don't even know how we win. 01:46:06.440 --> 01:46:07.440 Too much! 01:46:07.440 --> 01:46:10.940 I feel like that's the one thing that's like, that's a pretty valid price. 01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:16.440 Like, dude, you're getting like, fucking 5,000 calories of food. 01:46:16.640 --> 01:46:19.340 In this game, folks, I feel like we're losing, no matter what we do. 01:46:19.340 --> 01:46:20.240 How did it get so dark? 01:46:20.240 --> 01:46:22.640 This was supposed to be a fun history lesson about the dollar store. 01:46:22.640 --> 01:46:23.540 What's the next segment? 01:46:23.540 --> 01:46:26.540 Oh good, the section is called The Human Cost of a Dollar Store. 01:46:26.540 --> 01:46:27.240 Fantastic. 01:46:27.240 --> 01:46:30.940 Dollar stores aren't always a value for consumers, and they often hurt local businesses. 01:46:30.940 --> 01:46:31.740 But guess what? 01:46:31.740 --> 01:46:34.040 They are awful to their employees. 01:46:34.040 --> 01:46:39.560 92% of Dollar General workers earn less than $15 an hour, which, just in case you weren't paying attention, 01:46:39.560 --> 01:46:43.240 $15 an hour is not livable anywhere in the United States anymore. 01:46:43.240 --> 01:46:45.000 You could f**king be in Kansas and you're f**king... 01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:49.400 Not only are these staffers underpaid, but they also have to work with the bare-bones staffing. 01:46:49.400 --> 01:46:52.760 Oftentimes, dollar stores only have two people working at once. 01:46:52.760 --> 01:46:57.640 That makes things really complicated, considering that they're always trying to sell balloons at the front of their store. 01:46:57.640 --> 01:47:03.800 Just one parent trying to buy a balloon for their child that they love will completely f**k over an entire shift at Dollar General. 01:47:03.800 --> 01:47:07.960 Not to mention that since there's only two people working, you basically have to do everything. 01:47:07.960 --> 01:47:10.760 You ring people up, you stock the shelves, you clean. 01:47:10.760 --> 01:47:13.640 Go to any grocery store, they have like 40 people doing all those jobs. 01:47:13.640 --> 01:47:18.640 There are people who are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, who don't even work remotely as hard. 01:47:18.640 --> 01:47:23.580 Former dollar store employees report being expected to work long hours with little or no overtime. 01:47:23.580 --> 01:47:27.240 So not only is this wildly exploitative, it's also extremely uns... 01:47:27.240 --> 01:47:29.880 No bathroom breaks potentially as well. 01:47:29.880 --> 01:47:30.220 Safe. 01:47:30.220 --> 01:47:33.580 Without time to take care of stocking, the merchandise piles up in the aisles. 01:47:33.580 --> 01:47:34.620 I don't know if you've been to a dollar store- 01:47:34.620 --> 01:47:38.140 That's what I experienced at that one dollar store. 01:47:38.140 --> 01:47:40.180 Recently, but it looks like a f***ing bomb went off. 01:47:40.180 --> 01:47:42.620 And federal safety inspections have repeatedly found bl- 01:47:42.620 --> 01:47:44.180 Yeah, no, they are always dirty, dude. 01:47:44.180 --> 01:47:47.140 There's always, like, parts of the store that are just, like, closed. 01:47:47.140 --> 01:47:50.340 Upped exit routes, fire hazards, and unsafely stacked merchandise. 01:47:50.340 --> 01:47:55.420 A $2024 general paid a $12 million fine to the government for workplace safety violations. 01:47:55.420 --> 01:47:56.820 And they were- nothing changed. 01:47:56.820 --> 01:47:59.700 They were just like, yeah, we do that shit, here's the money for it, but we're not f***ing- 01:47:59.700 --> 01:48:01.980 And it's way cheaper to just not pay these people 01:48:01.980 --> 01:48:03.900 than it is to pay you guys, so fuck it. 01:48:03.900 --> 01:48:05.940 But a blocked exit is the least of your worries 01:48:05.940 --> 01:48:08.140 at the dollar store, because of their lack of security 01:48:08.140 --> 01:48:09.620 and small numbers of employees, 01:48:09.620 --> 01:48:11.820 they get robbed all the fucking time. 01:48:11.820 --> 01:48:13.140 There's a... 01:48:13.140 --> 01:48:15.940 What are you robbing from a dollar general 01:48:15.940 --> 01:48:19.020 that's of value at all? 01:48:19.020 --> 01:48:23.340 The cash register with fucking $9.38 in it? 01:48:23.340 --> 01:48:26.260 And 50-50 coin flip, if you walk into a dollar store, 01:48:26.260 --> 01:48:27.700 it's currently in the middle of a mucking. 01:48:27.700 --> 01:48:32.580 In Dayton, Ohio, 81 criminal incidents were counted by police at dollar stores in 2023. 01:48:32.580 --> 01:48:34.780 And while the majority of them involved theft, several- 01:48:34.780 --> 01:48:39.220 Go into the dollars, go into the dollar general, rob them, rob them from everything. 01:48:39.220 --> 01:48:40.900 We just got $38. 01:48:41.620 --> 01:48:45.220 $38 and we stole two things, the detergent for free. 01:48:45.220 --> 01:48:46.420 All of them were robberies. 01:48:46.420 --> 01:48:47.380 Robberies are- 01:48:47.380 --> 01:48:54.060 I could do 27 dishwasher cycles and fucking 15 laundry loads. 01:48:54.060 --> 01:48:55.980 Incredibly common at the dollar store. 01:48:55.980 --> 01:48:57.260 And I know they're an easy target, 01:48:57.260 --> 01:48:59.660 because they got one dude called Todd running the shop, 01:48:59.660 --> 01:49:01.380 but how much money could you squeeze 01:49:01.380 --> 01:49:02.540 out of a $1 store? 01:49:02.540 --> 01:49:05.420 I'm sure they have $20 in cash behind the register, 01:49:05.420 --> 01:49:06.900 but man, they think it might be worth it 01:49:06.900 --> 01:49:09.580 because people die a lot during these. 01:49:09.580 --> 01:49:11.580 According to data from the gun violence archive, 01:49:11.580 --> 01:49:13.540 172 people have been injured 01:49:13.540 --> 01:49:15.700 in dollar general store since 2014, 01:49:15.700 --> 01:49:17.340 and nearly 50 have died. 01:49:17.340 --> 01:49:18.180 That's too many. 01:49:18.180 --> 01:49:19.660 I mean, debt is always a tragedy, 01:49:19.660 --> 01:49:21.740 but we're averaging five a year here. 01:49:21.740 --> 01:49:24.420 One Ohio dollar general employee named Dave Dukes 01:49:24.420 --> 01:49:26.980 actually experienced three armed robbery. 01:49:26.980 --> 01:49:29.460 So many that the company sent him to other stores 01:49:29.460 --> 01:49:31.580 in the region to train employees 01:49:31.580 --> 01:49:32.980 on how to handle themselves 01:49:32.980 --> 01:49:34.700 while a gun is being pointed at them. 01:49:34.700 --> 01:49:36.300 But after his third robbery. 01:49:36.300 --> 01:49:39.900 Yo, I'm quitting that fucking job, bro. 01:49:39.900 --> 01:49:41.460 What? 01:49:41.460 --> 01:49:43.940 If you have a training lesson 01:49:43.940 --> 01:49:45.020 as like a part of your, 01:49:45.020 --> 01:49:46.460 like you just got the job 01:49:46.460 --> 01:49:48.180 and it's like part of your training is like, 01:49:48.180 --> 01:49:51.620 okay, so when the guy eventually comes in here 01:49:51.620 --> 01:49:53.820 and tries to rob you, 01:49:53.820 --> 01:49:56.380 Just put your hands up, keep it calm. 01:49:56.380 --> 01:49:58.900 Dukes hit his limit and he started bringing a gun to work. 01:49:58.900 --> 01:50:00.020 I don't fucking blame him. 01:50:00.020 --> 01:50:02.660 And of course, he got robbed again at Dollar General 01:50:02.660 --> 01:50:05.140 and he fucking shot the dude and killed somebody. 01:50:05.140 --> 01:50:07.700 All of this over cotton candy Fago. 01:50:07.700 --> 01:50:10.180 All right, this is, okay, this is bad. 01:50:10.180 --> 01:50:12.700 Did he get in trouble for bringing a gun to work, though? 01:50:12.700 --> 01:50:14.260 This was not as fun as I thought it was gonna be. 01:50:14.260 --> 01:50:15.300 We gotta make this fun. 01:50:15.300 --> 01:50:17.540 Okay, goofy dollar store names in other countries. 01:50:17.540 --> 01:50:18.380 That's more like it. 01:50:18.380 --> 01:50:19.660 Okay, well, I know a fun note. 01:50:19.660 --> 01:50:20.500 We'll just talk about this, 01:50:20.500 --> 01:50:22.180 how Europeans named their dumb shed. 01:50:22.180 --> 01:50:25.140 In Germany, you get one hero shop, which is pretty boring. 01:50:25.140 --> 01:50:27.780 Japan has 100 yen shops, which is kind of fun. 01:50:27.780 --> 01:50:28.620 I don't get why Asian- 01:50:28.620 --> 01:50:31.020 100 yen? 01:50:31.020 --> 01:50:34.560 Isn't 100 yen like nothing? 01:50:35.500 --> 01:50:38.100 100 yen to USD. 01:50:38.100 --> 01:50:40.780 That's 63 cents. 01:50:40.780 --> 01:50:44.820 What the fuck are they selling at the 100 yen store? 01:50:44.820 --> 01:50:46.540 That's not even a dollar. 01:50:46.540 --> 01:50:48.060 Countries have denominations of money 01:50:48.060 --> 01:50:49.180 that are so much though. 01:50:49.180 --> 01:50:50.020 I don't get that. 01:50:50.020 --> 01:50:50.860 Like they're like, oh yeah, 01:50:50.860 --> 01:50:55.720 hamburger costs 1,400 yen. Just make it 14. Take a couple zeroes off that bitch. 01:50:55.720 --> 01:50:57.320 I don't know why we do that. Like South Korea, 01:50:57.320 --> 01:51:02.080 1,000 won shop. Like make it a dollar. Why just cut the zero. 01:51:04.080 --> 01:51:06.440 Yeah. Well, no, there's places that have even worse than that. 01:51:06.440 --> 01:51:10.960 It'll be like a, like the five USD would equate to like 30,000 of their 01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:11.600 currency. 01:51:11.600 --> 01:51:15.200 Let's off of it. Vietnam, 10 K stores. You see what I'm saying? 01:51:15.240 --> 01:51:18.240 A dollar Rama in Canada. That's fun. That's a fun one. 01:51:18.240 --> 01:51:24.320 Uh, the UK used to have a three penny stores, which sounds dumb, but now they have Poundland, which is where I took your mother last night. 01:51:25.100 --> 01:51:27.500 And of course Poland has, uh, the... 01:51:29.660 --> 01:51:30.160 was... 01:51:31.080 --> 01:51:32.080 I have no clue. I- 01:51:32.360 --> 01:51:37.400 Z- z- z- z- z- z- sco- og- fives d- 01:51:38.540 --> 01:51:43.080 You don't know- of course put it on the screen. I have no f-ing clue how to say that. There's a five in there. Five's watch. 01:51:43.080 --> 01:51:48.360 Nothing like a little xenophobia to take the edge off, but before I go I want to make one thing abundantly clear 01:51:48.360 --> 01:51:50.880 I don't think it's bad to shop at the dollar store 01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:54.920 I don't think that's a bad thing to do and I'm not shaming anyone for doing it. You guys aren't the problem 01:51:54.920 --> 01:52:00.080 That's absolutely fine. Sometimes you can really stretch your George Washington shopping at these fine retailers 01:52:00.080 --> 01:52:04.840 However, I think it's important to realize just how these stores work and that's by feeding off of our misery 01:52:04.840 --> 01:52:11.440 They give less they charge more they destroy small businesses and create practically debt crowds as one retail researcher 01:52:11.440 --> 01:52:16.040 uh, expertly put it, what the dollar stores are betting on in a large way, is that we 01:52:16.040 --> 01:52:20.200 are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs 01:52:20.200 --> 01:52:23.760 went away and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better 01:52:23.760 --> 01:52:25.280 in any of these places. 01:52:25.280 --> 01:52:28.920 So on that Superfund out, thanks for watching BigTog, new videos every Saturday and sometimes 01:52:28.920 --> 01:52:31.760 Wednesday, like, comment and subscribe, do all those things, shout out to the 01:52:31.760 --> 01:52:35.160 extra Toglitz, all my little bargain boys, they're all- 01:52:35.160 --> 01:52:40.120 He does promote his fucking extra Tog website very well. 01:52:40.120 --> 01:52:41.120 Four dollars a month. 01:52:41.120 --> 01:52:48.320 Shitload of subscribers those are all a's well. He has fucking nine people subbing to him all called bigger tug 01:52:51.080 --> 01:52:53.080 That's funny 01:52:53.960 --> 01:52:55.800 That'd be bad 01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:57.280 All right 01:52:57.280 --> 01:53:00.800 Hold up chats. We now have to 01:53:02.240 --> 01:53:05.200 We gotta find well actually know we have these two videos 01:53:05.200 --> 01:53:09.160 We're probably gonna have to get another because we cut that one other one, but we'll do these two first 01:53:09.160 --> 01:53:15.160 Oh my god. Also, has Jixi picked the captains yet for tomorrow for Val? 01:53:15.160 --> 01:53:19.160 Oh, here's the schedule for those that don't know. React day fully today. 01:53:19.160 --> 01:53:24.160 Tomorrow I'm going to be live at like 1.30 EST. We're going to do random games until 5. 01:53:24.160 --> 01:53:28.160 Then there's the draft for the Val attorney, Val attorney at 5.30. Sunday's going to be the Etsy review. 01:53:28.160 --> 01:53:33.160 Finally, all the products are in and then we're going to watch that Wi-Fi video that's like two hours on a Minecraft horror ARG. 01:53:33.160 --> 01:53:38.160 Monday, we're going to be doing CS with Kildos, or like 330 opening cases playing CS, random 01:53:38.160 --> 01:53:40.860 games after that, but shorter stream because I have a Minecraft video, I got a film after 01:53:40.860 --> 01:53:41.860 that. 01:53:41.860 --> 01:53:42.860 Tuesday, I'm not live. 01:53:42.860 --> 01:53:45.860 Wednesday, we're going to be doing random games and horror games Thursday and next week, 01:53:45.860 --> 01:53:46.860 I'm not live. 01:53:46.860 --> 01:53:47.860 Next Friday is a chess tourney. 01:53:47.860 --> 01:53:49.360 I need a practice for that. 01:53:49.360 --> 01:53:50.360 That's at four. 01:53:50.360 --> 01:53:54.540 It's with a bunch of creators that are asked though, including Jynxie, who's currently 01:53:54.540 --> 01:53:55.540 playing. 01:53:55.540 --> 01:53:56.380 Kind of. 01:53:58.520 --> 01:54:02.640 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:54:02.640 --> 01:54:04.460 I need to practice chess. 01:54:04.460 --> 01:54:06.580 I barely remember how to fucking play. 01:54:07.620 --> 01:54:10.000 And then after the chess tourney next Friday, 01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:12.540 probably random games like Saturday, early CS with JoJo, 01:54:12.540 --> 01:54:14.620 and then random shutout for that, then Reacts. 01:54:14.620 --> 01:54:17.500 April 13th, 988, charity stream 420 on 420. 01:54:17.500 --> 01:54:20.340 Geo guest return on the 24th and we'll go from there. 01:54:21.480 --> 01:54:22.480 All right, next video. 01:54:26.500 --> 01:54:30.460 Don't do another video practice chess dude. It's next Friday 01:54:32.300 --> 01:54:35.960 I'm gonna practice chess off stream and here's why 01:54:37.160 --> 01:54:41.980 Number one. I think the tournament will be fun. I think me casually playing chess will probably be boring 01:54:42.260 --> 01:54:47.020 Number two my chattel just pitch at me the entire time and say that I suck for a fact 01:54:47.020 --> 01:54:52.380 I know that the entire chat's gonna be terrible vibes the entire time just saying I'm terrible and that I don't understand 01:54:52.380 --> 01:54:55.140 Things that I'm stupid when they also don't understand chess 01:54:55.540 --> 01:54:59.980 Number three, I have a million other things I got to play, so I'm just going to practice off-stream. 01:54:59.980 --> 01:55:05.300 Honey and Sweet for the sub, A Dad take it to three, leave it to my friends to go find me, I don't do go find me, I'm sorry brother. 01:55:05.300 --> 01:55:12.460 I wish your friend the best, but it's like you give one person a donut, you got to give everybody a donut in class, man. 01:55:12.460 --> 01:55:17.340 It's just a rule I've always had. I do a lot of, you know, Tiltify charities, but they have to be official charities. 01:55:17.340 --> 01:55:21.180 I don't do go find me's, because if I do your go find me, I have to do everybody's go find me. 01:55:21.180 --> 01:55:27.180 Because then I'm just picking and choosing viewers problems, and then you're weighing people's issues, and that's where you get into a very gray area. 01:55:27.180 --> 01:55:32.180 Uh, Lou and Mr. Forthesub, DZ interesting Forthesub, Burpent and Bro for the Sub, Monkey, Think of it as 3. 01:55:32.180 --> 01:55:34.180 What should I order? I'm hungry as fuck. No idea. 01:55:34.180 --> 01:55:40.180 Lone and DR for the Sub, Electro and Axel for the Sub, Monkey, Stat and King for the Sub, Christensen for the Sub, World and Kale for the Sub, 01:55:40.180 --> 01:55:42.180 Nick, Think of it as 3, Honey for the Sub. 01:55:42.180 --> 01:55:44.180 Lock in chat. 01:55:44.180 --> 01:55:46.180 Next video. 01:55:46.180 --> 01:55:57.180 I'm not deflecting. I'm just saying no. I just don't provoke her findings Luke say give it a thousand buddies. What's up, Joe? What's up, bro? Appreciate it. 01:55:57.180 --> 01:56:03.180 Uh, alright. This person just keeps trying to say this. 01:56:10.180 --> 01:56:13.180 Okay. Gianna of the sub mountain climbing is the worst. 01:56:13.180 --> 01:56:14.180 Climbing is the worst. 01:56:14.180 --> 01:56:15.680 You're doing how you doing? 01:56:15.680 --> 01:56:16.680 Come on. 01:56:16.680 --> 01:56:17.680 Locking. 01:56:17.680 --> 01:56:19.180 Welcome back to the Pop It Me channel. 01:56:19.180 --> 01:56:20.180 How you doing? 01:56:20.180 --> 01:56:21.180 How you doing? 01:56:21.180 --> 01:56:23.180 Come on down because today we're going to be talking about mountain climbing. 01:56:23.180 --> 01:56:26.980 When you're putting up with the hustle and bustle of life, sometimes it's relaxing to 01:56:26.980 --> 01:56:31.280 head out into nature to grab some fresh air. 01:56:31.280 --> 01:56:32.780 I love a good hike. 01:56:32.780 --> 01:56:36.180 I love a great hike, but like a low incline hike. 01:56:36.180 --> 01:56:40.120 When I was in Vermont, I did that one that was like 45 degrees the entire time for 01:56:40.120 --> 01:56:46.120 like a mile and it sucked it was like a mile in the sky it was horrible I was 01:56:46.120 --> 01:56:55.240 walking for hours I had fucking blisters it was ass I hated it hold up 01:57:10.120 --> 01:57:17.120 One second. 01:57:17.120 --> 01:57:18.120 Alright. 01:57:18.120 --> 01:57:20.120 Gianna, think of the five subs. 01:57:20.120 --> 01:57:21.120 Lock in. 01:57:21.120 --> 01:57:23.120 No, but I do love hiking. 01:57:23.120 --> 01:57:27.120 I've never been mountain climbing, though, and I don't think I ever would go. 01:57:27.120 --> 01:57:32.120 I have no aspiration to be hanging off a cliff with the only thing holding me up 01:57:32.120 --> 01:57:37.120 being a rope in some sort of fucking stint that I stabbed into a fuck. 01:57:37.120 --> 01:57:41.540 fucking stint that I stabbed into a fucking rock ledge. 01:57:41.540 --> 01:57:42.540 Nope. 01:57:42.540 --> 01:57:45.280 I would go rock climbing in like a gym though. 01:57:45.280 --> 01:57:47.020 I feel like that's cool. 01:57:47.020 --> 01:57:52.880 For many, going to Heikson, experiencing the outdoors, it's a great way to unwind, get 01:57:52.880 --> 01:57:53.880 rid of some stress. 01:57:53.880 --> 01:57:57.920 It's also better than spelunking, which is partially kind of why I wanted to talk 01:57:57.920 --> 01:58:00.640 about this because we have been doing a lot more of these outdoorsy- 01:58:00.640 --> 01:58:02.120 Yeah, just throw it back in sub only. 01:58:02.120 --> 01:58:06.040 I literally- every time I have it in sub only, I ban four people in a minute and 01:58:06.040 --> 01:58:11.500 I got a fucking pro back in sub only just start banning people mod seriously like if there's annoying chatters and they're spamming stop 01:58:11.500 --> 01:58:13.980 Timing them out just ban them literally just ban them 01:58:13.980 --> 01:58:17.220 I'd like I don't even know why we have them in chat because they're just shitty chatters anyway 01:58:17.220 --> 01:58:23.220 They stop spamming there's gonna type some other fucking slop chats get them out of here don't spam W subs is why I appreciate the subs 01:58:23.220 --> 01:58:26.960 But it's like every time I throw it in some only spam W subs we have the same fucking problem now 01:58:26.960 --> 01:58:30.760 We're not talking about the video now. We're spamming W subs right so it's like it's spam either way 01:58:30.760 --> 01:58:35.120 It's shitty chat spam I throw it and suddenly now the subs are growing W subs just fucking lock in 01:58:35.120 --> 01:58:40.720 stuff and nothing can comprehend to the horrors of claustrophobic spelunking or 01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:44.600 cave diving but you know. Wired's wife's chat always like this it's not it's only 01:58:44.600 --> 01:58:47.760 on reactase because it brings out the worst people. I'm not saying you 01:58:47.760 --> 01:58:50.720 specifically because everybody always says I'm thinking them no I'm saying 01:58:50.720 --> 01:58:55.560 the shitty chatters that I just banned only show up on reactase. They're only 01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:59.080 here on reactase because reactase have higher view counts and the most 01:58:59.080 --> 01:59:03.120 annoying people. We have been doing a lot more of these outdoorsy stuff and 01:59:03.120 --> 01:59:10.280 Nothing can comprehend to the horrors of claustrophobic spelunking or cave diving, but you know some people, however 01:59:10.280 --> 01:59:15.840 Love to take things to the utmost extreme instead trying to conquer the most absurd and dangerous challenges 01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:20.900 Nature has to offer mountain climbers have what seems to be see like this isn't 01:59:21.080 --> 01:59:24.400 This isn't exhilarating. This isn't fun 01:59:24.920 --> 01:59:26.300 The views are chill 01:59:26.300 --> 01:59:32.360 But it's like this guy scaling them out like this when he could probably just walk up the other side and see the 01:59:32.360 --> 01:59:38.280 you in the same exact way. It's like, it's like making things hard to make things hard. 01:59:38.280 --> 01:59:44.080 And I respect that, but I'm also like, why the, how is your brain wired where you want 01:59:44.080 --> 01:59:45.580 to do this? 01:59:45.580 --> 01:59:50.160 An insatiable need to climb even the most deadly of landmarks, no matter how. Oh my 01:59:50.160 --> 01:59:52.200 god, did he just fall? 01:59:52.200 --> 01:59:57.400 A deadly of landmarks, no matter how daunting they may seem. The world of climbing is 01:59:57.400 --> 02:00:01.400 a bit overwhelming to the average Joe, or who's that one dude that just scaled 02:00:01.400 --> 02:00:07.160 whole building with no harness and they fucking sponsor that shit and livestream it. I'm like, 02:00:07.160 --> 02:00:13.160 what if he just died? What if a gust of wind fucking hit him and he died? 02:00:15.080 --> 02:00:22.280 Alex Honnold, he has like some sort of brain abnormality where he doesn't experience fear 02:00:22.280 --> 02:00:24.880 in the way that most people do and 02:00:25.760 --> 02:00:28.620 He like no harness rock climbs 02:00:29.600 --> 02:00:32.540 The crazy how do you even climb this? 02:00:34.120 --> 02:00:38.840 Like I how are you how is he still holding on what is he holding on do? 02:00:41.080 --> 02:00:44.920 It's but yeah, it's Brad. It's badass. Yeah, he's free solo climbing 02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:50.360 But I'm saying like is he not going to just die one day like I'm not trying to put that out in the air 02:00:50.360 --> 02:00:52.360 But it's like what the fuck? 02:00:52.400 --> 02:00:58.320 Looking to get into sports. There's a vast and unique culture one that contains all sorts of bizarre characters 02:00:58.360 --> 02:01:04.200 What is he doing? This is what I'm saying type 8 time one it's like an hour and a half to climb this tower 02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:06.400 Looking to get into sports 02:01:06.400 --> 02:01:12.000 There's a vast and unique culture one that contains all sorts of bizarre and look at the wind blowing on a characters 02:01:12.000 --> 02:01:17.320 No, look at the wind that but climbing is one of the most dangerous sports with higher level of sense 02:01:17.320 --> 02:01:22.680 having claimed many lives. Though climbing is a sport has seen massive surge in recent years, 02:01:22.680 --> 02:01:27.640 it has undoubtedly existed for much, much longer. It wasn't always for recreational purposes either, 02:01:27.640 --> 02:01:31.560 as the bible often tells stories of characters climbing up mountains to seeking- Hold up, 02:01:31.560 --> 02:01:35.960 I just timed out a chatter that just fucking spammed a paragraph. I'm sorry, bro, but it's just... 02:01:38.840 --> 02:01:44.360 I feel bad, but when people type like long ass paragraphs, I usually just get timed out. 02:01:44.360 --> 02:01:46.360 I got to untie me out. 02:01:48.360 --> 02:01:55.360 I have anxious attachment ruining my relationship with my girlfriend. I really want to change for her. I don't really know how I can help you, bro. I'm sorry. 02:01:55.360 --> 02:02:03.360 What do you think? I hate the fact that I'm hurting somebody who I love so much. That's a very in-depth problem. I don't know you or your girlfriend. 02:02:03.360 --> 02:02:10.360 So, like, I'm sorry. I just can't help you, man. I wish you the best, but there's nothing I can do. 02:02:10.360 --> 02:02:12.080 audience with God. 02:02:12.080 --> 02:02:13.040 I'm not trying to be rude. 02:02:13.040 --> 02:02:15.040 It's just some people, like there's certain chats 02:02:15.040 --> 02:02:16.120 where it's like, hey, I'm feeling suicidal 02:02:16.120 --> 02:02:16.960 and I could give advice, 02:02:16.960 --> 02:02:18.800 but it's like in-depth relationship advice 02:02:18.800 --> 02:02:20.160 where you and her are having a problem 02:02:20.160 --> 02:02:22.600 and you have to explain it in like one paragraph. 02:02:22.600 --> 02:02:23.760 I'm not gonna get the gist. 02:02:23.760 --> 02:02:25.040 I can't help you in that sense. 02:02:25.040 --> 02:02:28.360 And I also don't want you to then give me 15 paragraphs 02:02:28.360 --> 02:02:30.600 explaining your life story and her life story 02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:32.960 and your mental problems and their mental problems 02:02:32.960 --> 02:02:35.880 to then have me give some sort of rudimentary advice 02:02:35.880 --> 02:02:38.040 when I'm not an expert at the end of the day. 02:02:38.040 --> 02:02:39.440 It's like, at that point, it's like, 02:02:39.440 --> 02:02:42.760 You gotta ask like somebody you know that knows you because I don't know you 02:02:43.480 --> 02:02:48.160 People used to consider mountains as a sacred place where heaven and earth collide right lock in 02:02:49.040 --> 02:02:52.640 Stories of characters climbing up mountains to seek an audience with God 02:02:52.960 --> 02:02:59.000 People used to consider mountains as a sacred place where heaven and earth collided going out of their way to climb in search of 02:02:59.160 --> 02:03:05.200 Communication with the divine Mount Olympus anyone Hercules. That's where they say Zeus limbs. You know that yeah 02:03:05.200 --> 02:03:07.200 You throw lightning bolts from over there 02:03:09.440 --> 02:03:15.160 Also, one of my favorite moments in video game history, if I can be a gamer for a second, 02:03:15.160 --> 02:03:18.000 is when Kratos climbs Mount Olympus, he goes, 02:03:18.000 --> 02:03:21.560 The gods of Olympus have abandoned me, now there is no hope. 02:03:21.560 --> 02:03:25.000 He can free falls like Scott Snap and the Creed, 02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:30.080 with one last breath music video, he's falling down. 02:03:30.080 --> 02:03:32.680 Those shots are identical. 02:03:32.680 --> 02:03:35.240 One had to have referenced the other, is all I have to say, alright? 02:03:35.240 --> 02:03:36.240 The part you know what I'm talking about, he's falling. 02:03:36.240 --> 02:03:39.220 It's like Sarah Kratos family from the highest peak whatever that part 02:03:39.220 --> 02:03:42.740 They do like a weird montage where shows like Desert Storm and like a bunch of like W 02:03:42.740 --> 02:03:47.580 We're two-footed and shit because it's like it that was Kratos. You're like, is that really the game? Oh, yeah 02:03:48.360 --> 02:03:51.180 No, no, no, it's a montage. It's like him on the throne 02:03:52.920 --> 02:03:57.080 It's showing like, you know, like not yet, we're gonna skip video. Sorry I 02:03:58.080 --> 02:04:00.880 Feel like the chat vibe and then on top of that 02:04:00.880 --> 02:04:04.100 I just don't like I'm not gonna be able to commentate on what he's saying right now 02:04:04.100 --> 02:04:08.100 And so I don't want to just watch this and not say anything for five minutes. All right. Yeah, we'll skip that 02:04:08.300 --> 02:04:09.900 It was boring knocking alive. Well, yeah 02:04:09.900 --> 02:04:13.980 But it's also just like when the video starts out and then I have to pause nine times to talk to chat 02:04:13.980 --> 02:04:16.460 It's like I'm feeling okay now. I just can't get back into it 02:04:16.460 --> 02:04:19.140 Apollo thinking of the three Joe butt street plus the art perfect combo 02:04:19.140 --> 02:04:22.140 Thank you matter and luminous thinking for the sub-chatter and mobile thinking for the sub-op you think of the three 02:04:22.380 --> 02:04:25.780 What fan never do it before I will ask was your four-day creator code don't have one chuckle 02:04:25.780 --> 02:04:29.420 Think of the three. What do you do if they see the arena guys zipper step on while climbing? 02:04:29.420 --> 02:04:32.500 No idea Apple to quite a thing if it's up to a thing of the three got high for the sex time 02:04:32.500 --> 02:04:35.500 I've had a pain attack the worst experience of my life. Well, don't get high again, brother 02:04:35.620 --> 02:04:38.660 True thing of the subtrucity gap thinking for the sub not poster thinking for the sub channel 02:04:38.660 --> 02:04:41.240 I think if the five gets a Seattle for the sub cake for the sub Luke thinking for the thousand buddies 02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:48.580 Walking watch the video dude. No, we're gonna move on. All right next video. We'll actually pick a different one 02:04:49.500 --> 02:04:52.500 We might have to pick two different ones actually because we skip that one that was AI 02:04:53.500 --> 02:04:56.740 Relax, bro. I was just reading the dinners off. I don't know man. It's just like 02:04:57.820 --> 02:04:59.700 Oh 02:04:59.700 --> 02:05:03.680 It's just gonna get to a point where like even when it's in sub only there's certain videos 02:05:03.680 --> 02:05:07.460 I'm just gonna have to stop reading chat because I read a chat and then I get so 02:05:07.640 --> 02:05:12.120 Distracted because it's something that I have to like pause and then say something and then it's like I'm pause 02:05:12.480 --> 02:05:16.780 That's not why we're skipping the video. I'm just giving the video because it's not something that I'm gonna be able to commentate on 02:05:16.860 --> 02:05:20.980 Like he's gonna make a lot of references that I'm not understanding and then on top of that 02:05:20.980 --> 02:05:23.960 It's just like talking about rock climbing and I don't really have anything else that I could say 02:05:24.340 --> 02:05:26.820 Jack think of the sub shark for the sub boys think of the five gippets 02:05:26.820 --> 02:05:32.460 I don't like watching videos that I can't commentate on and I know people sometimes shit on me pausing videos 02:05:32.460 --> 02:05:37.640 But I think that's the whole point of commentary and reactions and if I'm not pausing and I'm just watching what the fuck am I even doing? 02:05:38.460 --> 02:05:41.560 Jack think of the sub take a bit of three love from New Zealand. Thank you boys 02:05:41.560 --> 02:05:43.940 Thank you for the five gifts. It's quite a nap. Thank you for the sub mobile 02:05:43.940 --> 02:05:47.060 I think of this up. Let's give me pin something that says don't say that's right now GP. Thank you for the sub 02:05:47.060 --> 02:05:49.320 I'm gonna go piss real quick that we're gonna hop into the next video 02:05:49.980 --> 02:05:54.500 Your body cam I'll pick two other videos right now when we get back. I gotta go piss real quick though 02:05:54.500 --> 02:05:58.780 But don't send bets right now because I want to be able to lock into the reacts 02:05:58.780 --> 02:06:00.940 that I feel like I've been very unlocked right now. 02:06:01.440 --> 02:06:04.220 I appreciate the bitties though, but and I'm also sorry for the people 02:06:04.220 --> 02:06:06.480 that are spamming paragraphs asking for help with certain things. 02:06:06.480 --> 02:06:09.880 But like, if you have a very complex problem with a relationship partner or 02:06:09.880 --> 02:06:13.120 something in your life outside of just like, hey, I'm struggling with mental health. 02:06:13.460 --> 02:06:15.740 I can't really tell you what to do to mend your relationship with your 02:06:15.740 --> 02:06:19.060 girlfriend or significant other that you've been having in-depth problems 02:06:19.060 --> 02:06:20.180 with for the last two years. 02:06:20.200 --> 02:06:23.400 You know, that's like, that's like a couples therapist friend-based 02:06:23.400 --> 02:06:27.000 question that's not a Joe Bart question if I'm being real. 02:06:27.000 --> 02:06:29.560 So I feel bad when I time those people out, but like when I 02:06:29.560 --> 02:06:33.160 see a wall paragraph of tax being like, hey, Joe, I'm 02:06:33.160 --> 02:06:38.000 kind of dealing like I can't I can't really help you there. 02:06:38.240 --> 02:06:44.400 So, all right, counting down maybe a minute. I gotta go 02:06:44.400 --> 02:06:46.400 So let me pick a song. 02:06:53.400 --> 02:06:54.400 Hold up. 02:06:54.400 --> 02:06:57.400 And got it done. 02:09:14.400 --> 02:09:21.400 Okay. 02:09:21.400 --> 02:09:36.400 I'm locked. 02:09:36.400 --> 02:09:40.400 I'm locked. 02:09:40.400 --> 02:09:47.240 I'm locked I'm locked and we're back and we're back and we're back. We're gonna pick other videos 02:09:47.360 --> 02:09:50.320 Okay, we can watch that Jack Pembroke video. Maybe 02:09:52.040 --> 02:09:54.040 Maybe maybe maybe maybe 02:09:55.840 --> 02:09:57.840 Song name 02:09:58.000 --> 02:10:00.000 Long cool woman 02:10:00.080 --> 02:10:01.480 Negative thank you to three 02:10:01.480 --> 02:10:03.800 Please don't tip it right now. Thank you to the three though Taylor 02:10:03.800 --> 02:10:06.680 Thank you to three love from New Zealand GPS and shark thinking for subjack and boys 02:10:06.680 --> 02:10:09.720 Thank you for the five get this is their way that I can temporarily turn off bits 02:10:10.400 --> 02:10:13.620 I think I literally have to full turn it off on my profile 02:10:14.600 --> 02:10:19.120 Because I like being able to read bit donos, but it's like I feel like people just don't read pinned 02:10:20.920 --> 02:10:22.920 All right lock in 02:10:23.420 --> 02:10:25.400 What other videos do we want to pick? 02:10:25.400 --> 02:10:31.000 Oompaville did make one about the government's tech problem, which I have but it's also 40 minutes long 02:10:31.560 --> 02:10:33.560 so 02:10:33.760 --> 02:10:35.760 I don't know 02:10:35.760 --> 02:10:42.200 We can do like another because I want to end on the time dilation video because that's 02:10:42.200 --> 02:10:44.360 like a chill vid. 02:10:44.360 --> 02:10:48.800 So I feel like I want to do like two other videos first. 02:10:48.800 --> 02:10:51.320 Who bit of a clears? 02:10:51.320 --> 02:10:53.280 You know that video is so long. 02:10:53.280 --> 02:10:54.480 Nobody is so long. 02:10:54.480 --> 02:10:57.680 And it's like in-depth body cam vid. 02:10:57.680 --> 02:11:02.600 I have a bit of a grin mark. 02:11:02.600 --> 02:11:07.480 I don't know if we want to watch this though 02:11:08.360 --> 02:11:12.080 When he also if you have any videos you're gonna watch games you're gonna play videos such I guess just that I have a 02:11:12.080 --> 02:11:15.680 Grand one called twitch dreamer rested after forgetting to feed her son for a week. I 02:11:17.240 --> 02:11:24.200 Don't know if that's I'm not not like you know most body cam videos that we watch are fucking happy, but like 02:11:27.480 --> 02:11:29.480 It's 02:11:29.520 --> 02:11:31.960 Some could be like more lighthearted than that 02:11:32.600 --> 02:11:33.600 I guess. 02:11:34.200 --> 02:11:35.700 Yes? Okay. 02:11:36.700 --> 02:11:39.400 God, this one might be so fucking rough, though. 02:11:39.400 --> 02:11:41.700 Moistened milk, thank you for the sub. APs for the sub. 02:11:43.200 --> 02:11:46.200 Twitch streamer arrested after forgetting a feed or sun for a week. 02:11:48.900 --> 02:11:50.600 Jesus. Good job. 02:11:50.600 --> 02:11:56.900 And when I say Twitch streamer, do they need big Twitch streamer, or just, like, somebody who streams on Twitch? 02:11:57.400 --> 02:11:58.400 Uh... 02:12:00.400 --> 02:12:01.900 She's been a f***ing... 02:12:01.900 --> 02:12:08.340 These were the exact reactions of officers who just encountered one of the most horrific 02:12:08.340 --> 02:12:09.840 scenes of their lives. 02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:15.580 A two-year-old boy was found lifeless in his crib, a scene that still sets heavy on everyone 02:12:15.580 --> 02:12:16.580 who saw him. 02:12:16.580 --> 02:12:17.580 Nothing's gonna bring him back! 02:12:17.580 --> 02:12:18.580 They were saying I'm kind enough to want to live. 02:12:18.580 --> 02:12:27.820 They were my only motivation to get us out of here. 02:12:27.820 --> 02:12:31.220 But you didn't check on them for a week. 02:12:31.220 --> 02:12:34.220 And they were in the same house. 02:12:34.220 --> 02:12:35.220 What? 02:12:35.220 --> 02:12:45.380 From the 16th of March 2023, officers responded to an emergency call at the home of 26 year 02:12:45.380 --> 02:12:50.100 old Jonathan Matthew Chief and 29 year old Sierra Pearl Zitona. 02:12:50.100 --> 02:12:54.500 When officers entered the home, the first thing they hit them was the smell followed 02:12:54.500 --> 02:12:57.100 by a stillness that felt completely wrong. 02:12:57.100 --> 02:13:03.900 They eventually moved toward a small bedroom, but nothing could have prepared them for the horror they were about to encounter. 02:13:05.900 --> 02:13:09.500 Should I scan this? I feel like they'd blur it because they already blurred something else. 02:13:12.220 --> 02:13:17.180 The only thing that I could think is like maybe she was just in that room for a week 02:13:17.180 --> 02:13:19.980 and thought that her husband was feeding the kids. 02:13:19.980 --> 02:13:28.140 like if she's a twitch streamer and was like actually doing a sub-a-thon or some shit but 02:13:28.140 --> 02:13:36.180 like even then you would like if this if you the second you enter the house it smells that's 02:13:36.180 --> 02:13:44.540 there's I don't I don't see how you wouldn't notice no excuses for that I agree I'm saying like 02:13:44.540 --> 02:13:48.220 I'm just trying to understand the point of view of like she's getting this emotional and 02:13:48.220 --> 02:13:50.220 And saying she cared so much about our kids 02:13:50.220 --> 02:13:53.880 They're the only reason that she had motivation to get out of there, but she didn't feed them for a week 02:14:00.820 --> 02:14:03.720 Wait, they got a call wait, why are they here? I 02:14:05.740 --> 02:14:07.740 Wasn't paying attention 02:14:18.220 --> 02:14:30.660 Let's get the dogs out of the fucking house holy shit 02:14:48.220 --> 02:14:58.220 Why is it muted? Oh my god, is that the fucking crib? 02:14:58.220 --> 02:15:08.220 Jesus. What is he holding? Oh my god. 02:15:08.220 --> 02:15:15.220 Good god. 02:15:15.220 --> 02:15:18.220 She's finished. 02:15:18.220 --> 02:15:21.220 She's finished. 02:15:21.220 --> 02:15:24.220 She's finished. 02:15:24.220 --> 02:15:26.220 She's finished. 02:15:26.220 --> 02:15:28.220 She's finished. 02:15:28.220 --> 02:15:30.220 She's finished. 02:15:30.220 --> 02:15:32.220 She's finished. 02:15:32.220 --> 02:15:35.220 David, this bitch, we're gonna need a boss out here, ASAP. 02:15:35.220 --> 02:15:37.220 I 02:15:40.060 --> 02:15:46.120 Mean they're so fucking calm because this is their job like they've seen this shit a lot 02:15:48.260 --> 02:15:50.960 Like bro their their job is to 02:15:52.540 --> 02:15:55.980 Show up when people die or save people that are dying 02:16:00.660 --> 02:16:04.500 Please change videos I understand this could be traumatic or upsetting just leave 02:16:05.220 --> 02:16:09.060 You know, I'm not gonna change the video for you. I'm sorry, but you don't have to be here 02:16:09.460 --> 02:16:12.340 You know, I could say like trigger warning. This is gonna be pretty upsetting 02:16:12.820 --> 02:16:16.100 I think the title of the video kind of gave that away though before I hit play 02:16:18.020 --> 02:16:22.500 Seeing that the kid died. I literally said twitch streamer arrested after for getting defeats on per week 02:16:22.500 --> 02:16:36.660 But like what do you do in this situation like do you like I understand that the ems has to respond in case 02:16:36.660 --> 02:16:39.940 they're able to like somehow save the kid if the kid still like you know has a heartbeat or is 02:16:39.940 --> 02:16:46.580 breathing or something but like what's the next step just arrest the woman and then fucking have 02:16:46.580 --> 02:16:52.580 a funeral for the child like what do you do? 02:16:52.580 --> 02:17:15.280 Yeah, let's take the fucking cat ears off, eh? 02:17:15.280 --> 02:17:16.280 You know? 02:17:16.280 --> 02:17:17.280 I... 02:17:17.280 --> 02:17:20.700 Like, was she just live? 02:17:20.700 --> 02:17:23.740 Like did she just end stream and then deal with this? 02:17:23.740 --> 02:17:29.240 Like I'm very confused. 02:17:29.240 --> 02:17:36.360 What happened? 02:17:36.360 --> 02:17:38.360 Because he hears me say anything 02:17:38.360 --> 02:17:39.360 I don't reach out 02:17:39.360 --> 02:17:41.360 I've seen it choke-wrench 02:17:41.360 --> 02:17:42.360 I've seen it choke-wrench 02:17:42.360 --> 02:17:44.360 They've seen it all in this house 02:17:44.360 --> 02:17:45.360 Who? 02:17:45.360 --> 02:17:46.360 John 02:17:46.360 --> 02:17:47.360 Who's John? 02:17:47.360 --> 02:17:48.360 Just Dad 02:17:48.360 --> 02:17:50.360 He's the man that looks to be not 02:17:51.360 --> 02:17:52.360 She's makes and found 02:17:54.360 --> 02:17:55.360 I got here 02:17:55.360 --> 02:17:56.360 Please do keep racing 02:17:56.360 --> 02:17:57.360 I got here 02:17:58.360 --> 02:17:59.360 I got here 02:17:59.360 --> 02:18:00.360 I already said that too 02:18:00.360 --> 02:18:03.360 I've been trying to get away from this abuse 02:18:03.360 --> 02:18:05.360 And save up and I'm just like 02:18:05.360 --> 02:18:32.920 I'm presuming she's saying like oh I have no idea but like I mean obviously it's blurred I'm presuming that the 02:18:32.920 --> 02:18:43.720 The dead baby looks very dead, like, not like it just died, like it's been dead for a few 02:18:43.720 --> 02:18:44.720 days. 02:18:44.720 --> 02:18:45.720 That's your fault. 02:18:45.720 --> 02:18:49.040 I know, I can't work. 02:18:49.040 --> 02:18:52.040 And like Mal, yeah, malnourished, like very skinny. 02:18:52.040 --> 02:18:56.040 Please, yeah, control my voice before I jump back and come on back. 02:18:56.040 --> 02:18:58.040 I 02:19:08.440 --> 02:19:11.460 Don't mess up when he's telling her to work with the end result. I'm not saying it's messed up 02:19:11.460 --> 02:19:13.460 I was just like I didn't know what he was saying 02:19:17.540 --> 02:19:20.540 What I thought it what the fuck is this title 02:19:21.400 --> 02:19:25.740 The baby was dead in the crib for a month, bro. Wouldn't it be rotting? 02:19:26.040 --> 02:19:34.200 Baby's been dead for a month, so it was just sitting in the crib. 02:19:34.200 --> 02:19:38.560 And the rotting stench, I thought it was because the house was dirty. 02:19:38.560 --> 02:19:42.480 The rotting stench is from the fucking decaying corpse. 02:19:42.480 --> 02:19:43.480 Look. 02:19:43.480 --> 02:19:46.280 Bro, oh my God. 02:19:46.280 --> 02:19:51.320 And she's just streaming with like a dead fucking baby in the back. 02:19:51.320 --> 02:19:54.320 Yeah. Right there. 02:19:54.320 --> 02:19:56.320 I got the property for it. 02:19:56.320 --> 02:19:58.320 You're in place. 02:19:58.320 --> 02:19:59.320 Just here. 02:19:59.320 --> 02:20:01.320 I'm going through the neighbors. 02:20:01.320 --> 02:20:02.320 Come on. 02:20:02.320 --> 02:20:04.320 Go down there right now. 02:20:04.320 --> 02:20:05.320 Anybody else inside? 02:20:05.320 --> 02:20:06.320 There's some kids in there. 02:20:06.320 --> 02:20:09.320 Go, uh, you can go in there. 02:20:09.320 --> 02:20:10.320 Watch her. 02:20:10.320 --> 02:20:11.320 Wait, there's two other kids in the house 02:20:11.320 --> 02:20:14.320 that have been living there? 02:20:14.320 --> 02:20:16.320 There's nothing in there. 02:20:16.320 --> 02:20:17.320 That's for you. 02:20:17.320 --> 02:20:18.320 That's for you. 02:20:18.320 --> 02:20:19.320 I'll get you soon. 02:20:19.320 --> 02:20:20.320 I'll get you soon. 02:20:20.320 --> 02:20:23.320 Oh, that is so fucking sad, so the kid's near too. 02:20:23.320 --> 02:20:24.320 Yeah. 02:20:24.320 --> 02:20:28.320 I don't know. 02:20:32.320 --> 02:20:35.320 I thought it came out of two years ago. 02:20:37.320 --> 02:20:42.320 Inside the house, the officers found an unresponsive two-year-old boy, 02:20:42.320 --> 02:20:47.320 and by mere observation, the officers discovered the boy had clearly been gone for a long time. 02:20:47.320 --> 02:20:54.880 You can hear the shock and the officers voices as they process the scene and the fact that the first responders visited the resident 02:20:55.120 --> 02:20:58.500 Often says a whole lot officers continue process 02:20:58.660 --> 02:21:04.080 Okay, I'm gonna have the take that she didn't take care 02:21:04.080 --> 02:21:06.920 Well, she's probably not taking care of the other kids very well either 02:21:06.920 --> 02:21:10.480 But they're at the point where they're able to like somewhat feed themselves 02:21:11.040 --> 02:21:13.040 But the two-year-old probably 02:21:13.040 --> 02:21:18.040 probably wasn't fed, died, she knew it died and went, 02:21:18.920 --> 02:21:20.320 what do I do? 02:21:21.760 --> 02:21:24.200 And kind of just let it sit. 02:21:24.200 --> 02:21:27.760 Cause in that situation, even if it just died 02:21:27.760 --> 02:21:31.860 and she called them, either way she had child neglect 02:21:31.860 --> 02:21:33.680 and that resulted in the child's death. 02:21:33.680 --> 02:21:36.000 It's not like the kid just died, right? 02:21:36.000 --> 02:21:38.000 Cause like if you have a two year old and it just dies, 02:21:38.000 --> 02:21:39.440 that's not your fault, right? 02:21:39.440 --> 02:21:41.760 Like if it has like some sort of health problem 02:21:41.760 --> 02:21:44.440 or it dies in its sleep, like that could happen. 02:21:44.440 --> 02:21:46.680 Like kids die before five. 02:21:46.680 --> 02:21:49.080 It's more rare now because it's like modern technology, 02:21:49.080 --> 02:21:50.040 you can bring it to a hospital, 02:21:50.040 --> 02:21:52.480 like if there's a problem, you could usually save the kid. 02:21:52.480 --> 02:21:56.800 But she probably knew it died and then went, 02:21:56.800 --> 02:21:59.880 ah, fuck, like what do you do? 02:21:59.880 --> 02:22:01.040 If she knew she would still be charged. 02:22:01.040 --> 02:22:03.240 But I'm saying like from her perspective, 02:22:03.240 --> 02:22:04.920 she neglected the child, 02:22:04.920 --> 02:22:06.800 it died from malnourishment. 02:22:07.720 --> 02:22:11.160 And then she's just going at some, 02:22:11.160 --> 02:22:12.000 like what you can't, 02:22:12.000 --> 02:22:14.440 what are you gonna dispose of the body? 02:22:14.440 --> 02:22:16.080 It died. 02:22:16.080 --> 02:22:18.840 I'm not saying that in a raw chat. 02:22:18.840 --> 02:22:22.320 I'm not the baby boy that died. 02:22:22.320 --> 02:22:23.640 The kid died. 02:22:23.640 --> 02:22:25.880 I'm not saying it in a rude way. 02:22:25.880 --> 02:22:28.560 I had the same problem in another body cam video 02:22:28.560 --> 02:22:31.120 I was talking about where I used the term it. 02:22:31.120 --> 02:22:33.160 I'm not saying that in a derogatory way. 02:22:33.160 --> 02:22:34.960 I'm using it as the, 02:22:34.960 --> 02:22:36.960 I'm saying the object of the individual, 02:22:36.960 --> 02:22:38.280 the individual died. 02:22:38.280 --> 02:22:39.240 The baby died. 02:22:39.240 --> 02:22:41.480 I'll say the baby instead of it, right? 02:22:41.480 --> 02:22:43.920 I would use it in any sense of the person. 02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:44.760 That's the scene. 02:22:44.760 --> 02:22:46.360 I'm not trying to be disrespectful. 02:22:46.360 --> 02:22:48.960 I think that's apparently obvious. 02:22:48.960 --> 02:22:51.600 Horde and make contact with the child's parents. 02:22:52.960 --> 02:22:54.680 Just hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, 02:22:54.680 --> 02:22:57.040 man, I'm trying, I'm trying, just hold on, 02:22:57.040 --> 02:22:58.440 hold on to the positive here. 02:22:58.440 --> 02:23:00.480 Just, let's just sit tight. 02:23:00.480 --> 02:23:01.320 Sit tight. 02:23:03.400 --> 02:23:06.800 Just to get him, he's, he's, he's, 02:23:06.800 --> 02:23:09.460 Yeah, not too far, but pretty fun. 02:23:09.460 --> 02:23:10.960 Yeah. 02:23:10.960 --> 02:23:12.040 Just wait, wait for the ball. 02:23:12.040 --> 02:23:15.480 If you have a pretty fine line, give it to the boss. 02:23:15.480 --> 02:23:16.680 You get a muscle to go. 02:23:16.680 --> 02:23:19.000 They should move the fucking, why 02:23:19.000 --> 02:23:24.800 do they have the child's body on the front porch covered 02:23:24.800 --> 02:23:25.680 in like a blanket? 02:23:25.680 --> 02:23:29.160 Like, we got to move this. 02:23:29.160 --> 02:23:30.680 I feel like there has to be like something. 02:23:30.680 --> 02:23:32.000 Like, what is happening? 02:23:32.000 --> 02:23:32.500 So? 02:23:32.500 --> 02:23:33.000 Yeah. 02:23:33.000 --> 02:23:34.800 It's not as if it's somebody in there. 02:23:34.800 --> 02:23:35.520 It's on the porch? 02:23:35.520 --> 02:23:37.520 just sitting on the porch right now. 02:23:37.520 --> 02:23:39.520 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 02:23:39.520 --> 02:23:43.520 Last time you saw this child was yesterday, though. 02:23:43.520 --> 02:23:45.520 He was really famous. 02:23:45.520 --> 02:23:47.520 Make sure nobody in there, get the dogs in there, 02:23:47.520 --> 02:23:49.520 and then get her back out. 02:23:49.520 --> 02:23:51.520 Bring the dogs in a room. 02:23:55.520 --> 02:23:56.520 Two? 02:23:56.520 --> 02:23:57.520 Yep. 02:23:57.520 --> 02:23:59.520 Can you find out where the kid was at 02:23:59.520 --> 02:24:01.520 and keep the dogs out of that area? 02:24:01.520 --> 02:24:06.520 He takes the dogs out of the house. 02:24:06.520 --> 02:24:08.520 I mean, I think it's just a situation where it's like this. 02:24:08.520 --> 02:24:10.520 The whole house is now a crime scene. 02:24:10.520 --> 02:24:12.520 He's in the house screaming. 02:24:12.520 --> 02:24:14.520 There's two other kids in there. 02:24:14.520 --> 02:24:16.520 This kid's been emaciated. 02:24:16.520 --> 02:24:18.520 Looks like he's been dead for weeks. 02:24:18.520 --> 02:24:19.520 Oh, yeah. 02:24:19.520 --> 02:24:20.520 I knew a little child. 02:24:20.520 --> 02:24:22.520 She's in there just being inconsolable. 02:24:22.520 --> 02:24:24.520 He's got her in the back of my car right now. 02:24:24.520 --> 02:24:25.520 The female? 02:24:25.520 --> 02:24:26.520 The female, yeah. 02:24:26.520 --> 02:24:28.520 She's got two other kids here. 02:24:28.520 --> 02:24:29.520 FD had them over here. 02:24:29.520 --> 02:24:35.680 I just I sang with her to take the two dogs 02:24:35.680 --> 02:24:41.500 that are running boots out here back in. There's nobody else in the house, she's out here we got no 02:24:41.500 --> 02:24:47.960 people. The kids have to be having somewhere over here. The two kids, the kids are still on the 02:24:47.960 --> 02:24:54.760 porch here. They're like dude this kid's been gone at least a week. I told them just 02:24:54.760 --> 02:25:01.000 Bro, and I'm just thinking like the kids that have been living there had to have known 02:25:01.640 --> 02:25:06.240 That they're like they were smart enough those kids might be like five and six 02:25:06.720 --> 02:25:08.820 Those kids probably went mom 02:25:09.640 --> 02:25:12.240 What's wrong with my little brother? You know 02:25:13.120 --> 02:25:16.520 It's starting to smell the little brothers not moving 02:25:17.240 --> 02:25:20.080 What smell nourished like I'm not saying, you know, they're 02:25:20.080 --> 02:25:23.200 understand the gravity of the kid being dead. 02:25:23.200 --> 02:25:25.040 They're saying something to the mom. 02:25:26.000 --> 02:25:27.160 They wanted to move it. 02:25:27.160 --> 02:25:29.200 And what does the mom go, oh, just ignore it. 02:25:29.200 --> 02:25:30.040 We brought the other kids out. 02:25:30.040 --> 02:25:30.880 They wanted to move it. 02:25:30.880 --> 02:25:34.240 I told them to leave the other thing as it is. 02:25:34.240 --> 02:25:35.840 So everything is as it is. 02:25:35.840 --> 02:25:38.160 They brought the kid out from one of these back bedroom 02:25:38.160 --> 02:25:39.000 ceremonies. 02:25:39.000 --> 02:25:41.080 Soon more of them had the crib in them. 02:25:41.080 --> 02:25:43.240 They brought her out and later out. 02:25:46.600 --> 02:25:49.520 How in the world would you keep a deceased child 02:25:49.520 --> 02:25:55.360 house with other children for a week. What level of disregard to human life is this? 02:25:55.360 --> 02:26:00.640 It's quite saddening. The officer proceeded to the parents, and they had different things to say. 02:26:00.640 --> 02:26:06.080 Bro, and the vibe changed, dude. I just keep thinking like, dude, does anybody know our Twitch user? 02:26:07.200 --> 02:26:10.080 Because this was years ago, so the VODs probably aren't up anymore. 02:26:10.080 --> 02:26:16.320 But I'm just imagining like, she's just fucking like, bubbly and on-streaming, like, 02:26:16.320 --> 02:26:18.320 Thank you for the bitties! 02:26:18.320 --> 02:26:19.820 Oh, thank you! 02:26:19.820 --> 02:26:21.820 Yeah, now we're gonna be playing Among Us today. 02:26:21.820 --> 02:26:23.820 Like, just giggly. 02:26:23.820 --> 02:26:25.320 And happy. 02:26:25.320 --> 02:26:27.320 Because you gotta put that on. 02:26:27.320 --> 02:26:29.320 It's the last time they saw the child. 02:26:29.320 --> 02:26:32.320 Oh, yes, I'm gonna be the only one who can see this. 02:26:32.320 --> 02:26:35.820 I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to go back to work and I just wanna get in here. 02:26:36.820 --> 02:26:39.320 Her tiktok's luna.blaze. 02:26:39.320 --> 02:26:46.320 I feel like this might be like some mother fucker self-promoting. 02:26:46.320 --> 02:26:49.320 Oh, nope, this is her video. 02:26:49.320 --> 02:26:54.320 And that's copyrighted. 02:26:54.320 --> 02:27:05.320 Yeah, she just films like e-girl content. 02:27:05.320 --> 02:27:10.320 So. 02:27:10.320 --> 02:27:15.320 Wow. 02:27:15.320 --> 02:27:20.320 I'm going to see if I can find her, tWitch. 02:27:20.320 --> 02:27:24.320 I don't think I'd be able to, unless it's the same username. 02:27:24.320 --> 02:27:30.320 Luna.boyz420, so she's fucking smoking weed around the kids too. 02:27:30.320 --> 02:27:32.320 Jesus. 02:27:37.320 --> 02:27:46.320 Nope, they're, yeah, it's probably banned, if I had to guess. That or it's just, there's a Luna Blaze, but it's not the same person. It's a VTuber. 02:27:47.320 --> 02:27:49.320 And I've been grinding and grinding. 02:27:49.320 --> 02:27:52.320 The username Luna Blaze was locked 20 hours ago? Yeah, it can't be her. 02:27:53.320 --> 02:27:55.320 I finally got a report card, would you... 02:27:55.320 --> 02:27:58.320 He's controlling it, he's using it right now. 02:27:58.320 --> 02:28:01.660 Where's the dad? Where's the dad at? 02:28:01.660 --> 02:28:04.460 He's avoiding coming back and I can't hear you! 02:28:04.460 --> 02:28:05.460 What's his name? 02:28:05.460 --> 02:28:09.540 I think he knew this morning when he left, but he said he was gone! 02:28:09.540 --> 02:28:11.580 What? When's the last- 02:28:11.580 --> 02:28:15.980 Well, it's as much the dad's fault as the mom's, because they were both living here. 02:28:15.980 --> 02:28:25.020 So, I don't want to just blame her, but they both knew the baby was dead and did nothing. 02:28:25.020 --> 02:28:29.620 That's time that you knew of that day in was live yesterday when 02:28:31.300 --> 02:28:33.300 How do you know 02:28:38.580 --> 02:28:39.500 I 02:28:39.500 --> 02:28:47.180 Yo, yo yesterday morning yesterday morning you gave it its bottle and you went you gave the baby its bottle and 02:28:48.900 --> 02:28:54.580 Went stream went and streamed and then it died and started smelling like a robbing 02:28:55.020 --> 02:29:07.780 in 24 hours. No. Yeah. Not anymore. Not anymore, guys. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is going to be the end of this one. 02:29:07.780 --> 02:29:13.540 I when they put streamer and tech talk, or when they have like 100 followers, I mean that I think people could call them. 02:29:13.540 --> 02:29:16.820 So I don't think there's like a definitive number where you have to call yourself a streamer and tech talker. 02:29:16.820 --> 02:29:22.460 I think like if you're calling yourself a streamer as like a job, though, you have to be making job level money from it. 02:29:22.460 --> 02:29:26.740 Right. You could be like, oh, I stream, but like, if you go, I'm a streamer. 02:29:28.100 --> 02:29:30.860 You're, you're, you have to be like consistently streaming. 02:29:32.780 --> 02:29:36.580 You're not a streamer if you stream one day a week for three hours. 02:29:47.020 --> 02:29:48.020 What's his name? 02:29:52.460 --> 02:29:54.460 from the pressure 02:29:54.460 --> 02:29:56.460 I'm sorry, Stephanie, just... 02:29:56.460 --> 02:29:58.460 Stay down! 02:29:58.460 --> 02:30:00.460 Don't hit me, jeez! 02:30:00.460 --> 02:30:02.460 Jeez, I'm sorry, jeez. 02:30:02.460 --> 02:30:04.460 Get out of here, you scumbag! 02:30:04.460 --> 02:30:06.460 We're gonna have to go to the police! 02:30:06.460 --> 02:30:08.460 We'll have to go to the police in a little bit, okay? 02:30:08.460 --> 02:30:10.460 Yeah, we're gonna move! 02:30:10.460 --> 02:30:12.460 It's not like we don't believe you, okay? 02:30:12.460 --> 02:30:14.460 You just gotta get us some time, okay? 02:30:14.460 --> 02:30:16.460 Nothing's gonna bring him back! 02:30:16.460 --> 02:30:18.460 It was really hard enough to want to live. 02:30:18.460 --> 02:30:20.460 They were my only motivation to get us out of here. 02:30:20.460 --> 02:30:25.200 They were my only motivation to get us out of here and now what do you mean what do you mean? 02:30:25.560 --> 02:30:27.560 What do you mean there's nothing that's gonna bring them back? 02:30:46.260 --> 02:30:48.260 Yo, what 02:30:50.460 --> 02:30:57.580 Oh, she's saying the husband knew and just didn't say anything 02:31:06.860 --> 02:31:11.360 Where she is all over the place right now, and I know this is traumatic, so I'm not like 02:31:12.300 --> 02:31:17.180 That's not a shock, you know, like I think any mother in this situation would be fucking tweaking, but 02:31:17.180 --> 02:31:18.980 Hey, what is he doing? 02:31:18.980 --> 02:31:20.280 Yup, Bayon Anton. 02:31:20.280 --> 02:31:21.780 Hey, what's going on? 02:31:21.780 --> 02:31:23.680 Loser-ass chatter. See you later. 02:31:23.680 --> 02:31:25.180 Three months down the drain. 02:31:25.180 --> 02:31:29.880 Why can't I not escape? 02:31:29.880 --> 02:31:31.480 I'm not... 02:31:31.480 --> 02:31:37.280 I'm not going to be able to give them the life I imagined. 02:31:37.280 --> 02:31:40.880 I wanted to get in the house with a yard away from him. 02:31:40.880 --> 02:31:43.380 Away from Thing One, which was also narcissistic, 02:31:43.380 --> 02:31:45.780 and eventually, which is my oldest dad. 02:31:45.780 --> 02:31:51.380 The child's mother, Sierra Zitona, starts to cry and blame everything on Jonathan. 02:31:51.380 --> 02:31:55.380 Her emotion is loud, but her explanations don't line up. 02:31:55.380 --> 02:32:02.180 But here comes Jonathan, the father of the child, who is lacking in both emotions and explanation. 02:32:02.180 --> 02:32:03.940 Hey, hold on, hold on. Who are you? 02:32:05.460 --> 02:32:05.940 Father? 02:32:07.060 --> 02:32:07.860 Did you live here too? 02:32:10.020 --> 02:32:11.380 We're bringing you, you got your ID on you? 02:32:15.780 --> 02:32:17.540 Did he call you or something? 02:32:17.540 --> 02:32:19.380 Why is he so chill right now? 02:32:19.380 --> 02:32:21.780 Like your child died. 02:32:21.780 --> 02:32:25.700 Like maybe in a bit of shock but he kinda just like 02:32:25.700 --> 02:32:28.820 strolled up like he's like being nonchalant right now. 02:32:28.820 --> 02:32:34.260 When's the last time you seen uh, was that your son? 02:32:34.260 --> 02:32:37.220 When's the last time you seen him this morning? 02:32:37.220 --> 02:32:38.900 Okay, how was he this morning? 02:32:38.900 --> 02:32:40.260 Fine? 02:32:40.260 --> 02:32:40.900 Okay. 02:32:40.900 --> 02:32:54.020 I like there's no way there's no way he just died like that the fucking eat the 02:32:54.020 --> 02:33:00.620 EMT's that responded went that baby looks like it's been dead for a month 02:33:00.620 --> 02:33:05.700 what time did you see him this morning roughly about 12 a.m. 02:33:05.700 --> 02:33:12.700 okay what are you doing at that time? sleeping? well where? what room specifically was he sleeping in? 02:33:12.700 --> 02:33:14.700 the first one in the house 02:33:14.700 --> 02:33:16.700 the first one right here? yeah 02:33:16.700 --> 02:33:18.700 how's that lady? 02:33:22.700 --> 02:33:27.700 did you pick up the baby at all or what was your interaction with the baby? 02:33:27.700 --> 02:33:30.700 the baby's probably bad, he's living the way he was 02:33:30.700 --> 02:33:33.700 that's out of the ordinary for you though? 02:33:33.700 --> 02:33:35.200 Okay, come here, what are you? 02:33:35.200 --> 02:33:37.200 Holy fuck, bro. 02:33:37.200 --> 02:33:39.200 I feel like there should be like, 02:33:39.200 --> 02:33:40.600 oh god, because you can't, 02:33:40.600 --> 02:33:42.000 then you get into the right spaceship, 02:33:42.000 --> 02:33:44.900 and like these people are not fit to be parents, man. 02:33:44.900 --> 02:33:47.840 Oh my god, well, I rubbed its back a little and moved, 02:33:47.840 --> 02:33:49.740 and then I kind of, I kind of like left it. 02:33:49.740 --> 02:33:52.040 Yo, if you have a kid, that's like your life dog. 02:33:52.040 --> 02:33:54.200 Like, that's, if you have a kid, 02:33:54.200 --> 02:33:57.920 now that kid is every aspect of every part of your day. 02:33:57.920 --> 02:34:00.240 Like, and maybe not when they're older, 02:34:00.240 --> 02:34:02.280 but like, if your kid's two years old, 02:34:02.280 --> 02:34:04.280 like you're the thing keeping it alive. 02:34:05.280 --> 02:34:06.280 Where in? 02:34:06.280 --> 02:34:07.280 This is it. 02:34:07.280 --> 02:34:08.280 This is diapers? 02:34:08.280 --> 02:34:09.280 Okay. 02:34:09.280 --> 02:34:11.280 Um, and about what time did you leave here? 02:34:11.280 --> 02:34:13.280 Well, 2...2.30. 02:34:13.280 --> 02:34:14.280 2.30? 02:34:14.280 --> 02:34:15.280 2.30 p.m.? 02:34:15.280 --> 02:34:16.280 Yeah. 02:34:16.280 --> 02:34:17.280 Okay, where'd you go from there? 02:34:17.280 --> 02:34:19.280 2.30 p.m. now it's 4. 02:34:20.280 --> 02:34:22.280 So it's been an hour and a half. 02:34:23.280 --> 02:34:25.280 So the baby died. 02:34:25.280 --> 02:34:28.280 He's saying the baby died an hour and a half. 02:34:28.280 --> 02:34:30.280 He was in the last hour. 02:34:30.280 --> 02:34:32.280 I 02:34:39.920 --> 02:34:41.320 So 02:34:41.320 --> 02:34:45.520 What did when you have a kid you know, I'm gonna live for yourself you look for them. Yeah, no, I agree 02:34:45.520 --> 02:34:53.760 I mean like I'm not a parent, but I've had I think like a W parent thing this god that sounded so much streamer cringe a good parent 02:34:53.760 --> 02:35:06.760 generally has the take that like once you have a kid your life is about them in some in some way in that like you would die for them. 02:35:06.760 --> 02:35:20.760 You know, I think that's like an honest, I think that's the vibe and mindset you have to go in is like if I'm having the day that I determine I'm going to have a kid, I am, I'm dying for that baby. 02:35:20.760 --> 02:35:26.640 You know that's not even a ride or die like I would eat a bullet for that kid 02:35:26.640 --> 02:35:29.700 You know like that's that's what you got to do 02:35:31.360 --> 02:35:34.540 Chicken take it to the bitties bro. Can I get a recap? I just joined stream 02:35:35.560 --> 02:35:42.280 Twitch streamer mom didn't feed her kid for some sort of amount of time. We don't really know their stories are all over the place kid died 02:35:43.280 --> 02:35:46.920 Girl what it's lighter for the sub. I got think of the sub R2 with dr. 02:35:46.920 --> 02:35:51.280 Cal I jennan mr. And jocelyn big of the sub beginning that's what they give us up for awesome milk 02:35:51.280 --> 02:35:54.400 They give us up most milk a piece. They give it a sub and 02:35:56.080 --> 02:35:58.080 And you live here 02:36:06.240 --> 02:36:09.360 Did the baby wake up at all Christy while you're home 02:36:10.560 --> 02:36:13.040 Right this morning when you were here, okay 02:36:16.920 --> 02:36:30.120 I don't know. I feel like there has to be like a level of like being able to prove like back to what I was saying 02:36:30.120 --> 02:36:35.840 It's like these people are unfit to be parents and it's like you have to prove that you're like financially capable and 02:36:36.500 --> 02:36:43.840 Logically able to take care of your child's life like they have two kids. They're saying they financially can't support those two kids 02:36:43.840 --> 02:36:48.340 They have a third kid. They don't have time to even feed the child. 02:36:48.340 --> 02:36:51.840 Like, you should not have a third child. 02:36:51.840 --> 02:36:54.340 You should not be allowed to have a third child. 02:36:54.340 --> 02:36:57.840 I'm not saying this just like something that needs to be put in place governmental-wise 02:36:57.840 --> 02:36:59.340 because how the fuck are you going to gauge this? 02:36:59.340 --> 02:37:03.340 But it's like, I mean, there are two people 02:37:03.340 --> 02:37:07.340 that are basically incapable of raising one kid, let alone three. 02:37:07.340 --> 02:37:08.340 Like... 02:37:09.340 --> 02:37:11.340 How many other kids do you guys have? 02:37:11.340 --> 02:37:14.340 Yeah, that's just what we're going to do to sit for the oldest. 02:37:14.340 --> 02:37:15.340 You're going to sit for the oldest? 02:37:15.340 --> 02:37:16.340 Yeah. 02:37:16.340 --> 02:37:17.340 That's not what we're going to do also? 02:37:17.340 --> 02:37:19.340 Yeah, just for the oldest. 02:37:19.340 --> 02:37:20.340 Babysit the oldest. 02:37:20.340 --> 02:37:23.340 Brother, you two live together. 02:37:23.340 --> 02:37:25.340 You're the pseudo father. 02:37:25.340 --> 02:37:27.340 Let's just say it how it is, okay? 02:37:27.340 --> 02:37:29.340 I babysit for the oldest. 02:37:29.340 --> 02:37:30.340 It's not mine. 02:37:30.340 --> 02:37:31.340 You're the dad. 02:37:31.340 --> 02:37:32.340 You're the dad. 02:37:32.340 --> 02:37:34.340 It doesn't matter if you're the dad. 02:37:34.340 --> 02:37:35.340 You're the dad. 02:37:35.340 --> 02:37:36.340 You're in the relationship. 02:37:36.340 --> 02:37:38.340 You live there with the kid. 02:37:38.340 --> 02:37:39.340 You take care of the kid. 02:37:39.340 --> 02:37:40.340 You're the pseudo father. 02:37:40.340 --> 02:37:43.660 You're the stepdad effectively even if you're not married 02:37:48.860 --> 02:37:51.420 And I understand it like takes some of the blame off of him 02:37:51.420 --> 02:37:56.260 But it's also like if you're getting into a relationship with a woman that is not raising her kids in a way 02:37:56.260 --> 02:37:58.260 That's like keeping them even alive 02:37:58.740 --> 02:38:02.660 Get the fuck out of there like don't be like oh well, it's kind of just like babies 02:38:02.660 --> 02:38:08.820 with them. How many kids do you have with her? Two. What's your, your, you being in that relationship 02:38:08.820 --> 02:38:14.020 is signing some sort of unwritten contract that now you're taking care of the kids. 02:38:16.100 --> 02:38:20.340 We'll call CPS first. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying like he shouldn't have gotten into that 02:38:20.340 --> 02:38:25.300 relationship and he knew. You told my partner what the name of the two were. And then we gave 02:38:25.300 --> 02:38:33.700 maybe some of the oldest, the oldest, the one that was in the cave, was still investing. 02:38:33.700 --> 02:38:36.820 Maybe he thought he was a rich streamer, really, the smallest little dude. 02:38:36.820 --> 02:38:37.820 You think that? 02:38:37.820 --> 02:38:38.820 You think so? 02:38:38.820 --> 02:38:42.820 They trash in their yard. 02:38:42.820 --> 02:38:44.820 95 both? 02:38:44.820 --> 02:38:45.820 Yes. 02:38:45.820 --> 02:38:48.820 Okay, so we'll talk about it. 02:38:48.820 --> 02:38:50.820 In one car? 02:38:50.820 --> 02:38:51.820 No. 02:38:51.820 --> 02:38:52.820 Okay. 02:38:52.820 --> 02:38:54.820 Because I'll report you in 14 minutes. 02:38:54.820 --> 02:38:56.820 Okay, I'll take care of it. 02:39:00.820 --> 02:39:04.820 Again, the father claimed he saw the child that morning and he looked fine. 02:39:04.820 --> 02:39:09.820 That would have been believable, but the cause of the child's death totally nullifies this. 02:39:09.820 --> 02:39:14.820 The medical examiners eventually confirmed the cause of death at starvation. 02:39:14.820 --> 02:39:16.820 The parents... 02:39:16.820 --> 02:39:20.820 Like the easiest thing to avoid. 02:39:20.820 --> 02:39:26.820 You know, how much food does a two year old need? 02:39:26.820 --> 02:39:28.820 Starved their own child to death. 02:39:28.820 --> 02:39:32.820 Prosecutor said it was one of the worst cases of neglect they'd ever seen. 02:39:32.820 --> 02:39:34.820 And back to the question, how can a- 02:39:34.820 --> 02:39:36.820 Like, I feel like it'd be different if it was like, 02:39:36.820 --> 02:39:38.820 oh, the child had a health problem that they didn't address. 02:39:38.820 --> 02:39:41.820 It's like, no, you just didn't feed your kid. 02:39:41.820 --> 02:39:44.820 Starved child would just find in the morning 02:39:44.820 --> 02:39:46.820 only to die just a few hours later. 02:39:46.820 --> 02:39:52.420 Apparently, there is more to their story and eventually the inevitable game. 02:40:16.820 --> 02:40:18.820 I 02:40:32.260 --> 02:40:36.540 Bro and then you just feel bad for the other two kids that are now going to be like 02:40:36.540 --> 02:40:38.740 I'm hoping they can like live with like the fucking 02:40:39.620 --> 02:40:43.780 Grandparents or some shit because it's usually better when it's like that, bro 02:40:43.780 --> 02:40:50.860 Because if they have to go to like foster care and now they're just like off like just a terrible start, bro 02:40:50.980 --> 02:40:52.980 like 02:40:57.140 --> 02:40:59.140 Yeah 02:41:06.260 --> 02:41:08.740 But if you don't want kids just give them up for adoption 02:41:08.740 --> 02:41:13.460 I understand what your take is and I mean that's like a thing a lot of people say about abortion as well 02:41:13.460 --> 02:41:22.180 but it's like you realize like the adoption system in the US is like pretty bad similar to like foster 02:41:22.180 --> 02:41:27.300 care like there's probably people in my chat that have been in or are currently in foster care 02:41:27.940 --> 02:41:32.340 and you need to be bouncing around houses you know some I think it's a person-to-person 02:41:32.340 --> 02:41:36.580 basis on like some people having a decent experience but like most of the time it's like 02:41:36.580 --> 02:41:37.580 Not great. 02:41:40.580 --> 02:41:41.580 Can you touch this part? 02:41:52.580 --> 02:41:53.580 What the fuck? 02:41:56.580 --> 02:41:57.580 Okay. 02:41:57.580 --> 02:42:08.300 She says she should have killed her husband for the boyfriend? 02:42:08.300 --> 02:42:18.060 I don't know. 02:42:18.060 --> 02:42:20.060 Are we going to learn what happened? 02:42:20.060 --> 02:42:26.060 Or is it literally just, oh I didn't feed the kid for a week? 02:42:26.060 --> 02:42:33.060 Have a seat. 02:42:33.060 --> 02:42:35.060 Miss, what's your name again? 02:42:35.060 --> 02:42:37.060 Do you have a seat? 02:42:37.060 --> 02:42:39.060 Stand up for me. 02:42:39.060 --> 02:42:41.060 Go and face your house. 02:42:41.060 --> 02:42:43.060 Put your hands behind your back. 02:42:43.060 --> 02:42:58.180 But like the other kids are alive. Do you think those other kids were feeding themselves or 02:42:58.180 --> 02:43:05.100 are they feeding those kids but not the baby? Like this is what I'm very confused on because 02:43:05.100 --> 02:43:13.780 the other kids are alive so they were eating but are they eating at like school or because 02:43:13.780 --> 02:43:17.860 like they're probably going to school so are they feeding themselves 02:43:17.860 --> 02:43:43.140 I'm not really caring about that right now big dog. I think these people are clearly going to fucking jail. 02:43:47.860 --> 02:44:03.100 Oh shit, this is okay. So this is just the other POV. Okay. We're done. We're done. 02:44:03.100 --> 02:44:11.060 You got a bra on, I see. Okay, I'm gonna search for my bike. Yeah, I was off. Okay. 02:44:11.060 --> 02:44:17.060 I don't know if he's dead or if he's dead. 02:44:17.060 --> 02:44:19.060 Okay. 02:44:25.060 --> 02:44:27.060 Have a seat. 02:44:27.060 --> 02:44:31.060 Bro, don't tell me this video is just fucking ads, dude. 02:44:41.060 --> 02:44:48.400 Thank you. 02:44:48.400 --> 02:44:50.000 Is there any dad? 02:44:50.000 --> 02:44:51.560 She thinks you would have killed the husband. 02:44:51.560 --> 02:44:59.180 Thank you. 02:44:59.180 --> 02:45:00.940 Okay. 02:45:00.940 --> 02:45:03.280 Okay. 02:45:03.280 --> 02:45:06.840 Okay. 02:45:06.840 --> 02:45:10.480 Well, we got 02:45:10.480 --> 02:45:13.840 with all of them but one is foreign that's one side of us. 02:45:13.840 --> 02:45:15.240 Okay, we'll be looking later. 02:45:15.240 --> 02:45:17.560 Okay, I guess they don't want to go through now. 02:45:17.560 --> 02:45:18.880 Okay. 02:45:18.880 --> 02:45:19.720 That works. 02:45:21.400 --> 02:45:24.000 Place your hands on the counter for me. 02:45:24.000 --> 02:45:25.440 They just fall? 02:45:25.440 --> 02:45:26.800 They have to hang on the floor. 02:45:26.800 --> 02:45:27.640 Okay. 02:45:27.640 --> 02:45:29.360 Don't go from there, I'll hold you so. 02:45:29.360 --> 02:45:30.200 Okay. 02:45:31.920 --> 02:45:34.920 Was that like some time between when I was in right here? 02:45:35.920 --> 02:45:37.200 You just hold me like really calm. 02:45:37.200 --> 02:45:38.400 Okay, that works. 02:45:40.480 --> 02:45:44.480 Give me a favor. Can I take off your piercings? 02:45:44.480 --> 02:45:48.480 You don't want piercings, I have to pull them. 02:45:48.480 --> 02:45:52.480 So, all we're going to have to do, you're going to take off all your clothing. 02:45:52.480 --> 02:45:56.480 We're going to give you some of the white jumps, too. 02:45:56.480 --> 02:46:00.480 Take the clothes off. 02:46:00.480 --> 02:46:04.480 Okay. Can I take off your hoodie, please? 02:46:04.480 --> 02:46:08.480 Okay. Take off your shoes. 02:46:08.480 --> 02:46:12.960 You need to take off the belt as well. 02:46:12.960 --> 02:46:18.400 While Jonathan kept a straight face, no emotions, no remorse, it's quite the opposite for the 02:46:18.400 --> 02:46:36.200 mother who wouldn't stop crying in the police lobby. 02:46:36.200 --> 02:46:38.200 Let's not do that, okay? 02:46:45.720 --> 02:46:47.720 Sideshirt from the cop there. 02:47:00.120 --> 02:47:02.120 Yeah, he's dead. I mean, what the fuck? 02:47:02.120 --> 02:47:06.920 I like I see I don't want to say like I'm not trying to be an asshole to like in this situation 02:47:06.920 --> 02:47:07.960 But it's like 02:47:07.960 --> 02:47:14.320 She's just saying the same thing over and over again like she didn't know the kid was dead like the kids been dead 02:47:16.800 --> 02:47:23.240 Like maybe she wasn't fucking coming to terms with it and just ignored it until the cops showed up but 02:47:32.120 --> 02:47:39.120 I don't need anything, I thought I was gonna say I'm not gonna play with you. 02:47:39.120 --> 02:47:44.120 I don't need anything, I need this game. 02:47:44.120 --> 02:47:49.120 I don't need anything, I need this game. 02:47:49.120 --> 02:47:54.120 I don't need anything, I don't need anything. 02:47:54.120 --> 02:47:58.120 Bro, the video is just gonna end, I'm gonna fucking freak out. 02:47:58.120 --> 02:48:01.120 I need to know what happened. 02:48:01.120 --> 02:48:02.120 You're a badass. 02:48:02.120 --> 02:48:07.880 And yet, Jonathan was sentenced to 24 to 50 years on a charge of second degree murder. 02:48:07.880 --> 02:48:08.880 And wow! 02:48:08.880 --> 02:48:09.880 Wow! 02:48:09.880 --> 02:48:15.280 86 months to 10 years on a second degree child abuse charge. 02:48:15.280 --> 02:48:20.600 Sierra Zitona was also sentenced to 24 to 50 years for second degree murder. 02:48:20.600 --> 02:48:23.960 And 43 deaths to 10 years for second degree. 02:48:23.960 --> 02:48:25.040 God damn dude. 02:48:25.040 --> 02:48:26.040 Three child abuse. 02:48:26.040 --> 02:48:28.120 Secondary murder and 10 years, 10 years. 02:48:28.120 --> 02:48:31.080 Dude, she's gonna be in jail, she's gonna be in jail for the rest of her life. 02:48:31.080 --> 02:48:36.520 It all not saying she shouldn't be by the way, but wow 02:48:38.520 --> 02:48:40.520 I want to read the comments. Sorry 02:48:41.760 --> 02:48:47.920 Anybody over here a hungry baby pretty impossible to forget. Yeah, actually though two-year-old child 02:48:48.880 --> 02:48:51.200 Starving bro, you're gonna be here in that 02:48:51.920 --> 02:48:55.700 You're gonna be here in that. I don't care if you got a headset on and you're fucking streaming 02:48:55.700 --> 02:48:57.700 That's gonna be the loudest thing ever 02:48:58.580 --> 02:49:03.600 Look at your phone supposedly crying for your dead babies water me forget to feed the child remember to put one on the super cat ears 02:49:04.420 --> 02:49:06.420 actually 02:49:07.100 --> 02:49:11.100 Remember to fucking change the OBS scenes can't feed her kid 02:49:14.100 --> 02:49:20.820 Can't afford to feed the child but can afford color her tattoos streaming setup of fake animal ears actually like a $3,000 PC setup 02:49:22.540 --> 02:49:26.940 Literally zero chance. She was making that much to be like. Oh, yeah, this is definitely fucking worth 02:49:27.700 --> 02:49:37.700 That's so upsetting. Wow. I haven't think of a sub, VR for the sub, Dan, I think of a 3. What's your favorite edible brand? 02:49:37.700 --> 02:49:45.700 I don't really know. I don't think I have a favorite edible brand. I usually just get different shit every time. 02:49:45.700 --> 02:49:55.700 It's like, I don't know. There's this one. There's this one right now. I have these pearls and they taste so good. 02:49:55.700 --> 02:50:01.160 any edible pearls are pretty good like these 02:50:03.920 --> 02:50:10.120 This is probably a favorite. I don't know if this is a brand name though, but like a pearl edible is pretty fire. I 02:50:10.880 --> 02:50:12.800 Don't really have a favorite brand though 02:50:12.800 --> 02:50:17.080 Lego thinking of the seven errands of the five Jenny's next watch to these some of the time is verge of tears only for the 02:50:17.080 --> 02:50:22.080 Something of the thousand these I have one of your videos playing when I spoke my nightly join after work 02:50:22.080 --> 02:50:25.120 You've been helping me through some rough time, so I'm glad to be able to help and thank you for the fucking pitties 02:50:25.700 --> 02:50:28.900 I hope the nightly joint's going well. Jerusalem, think of it the five. Gifted's, 02:50:28.900 --> 02:50:31.060 user and mouth, think of it the sub, Nitro, think of it the sub, many for the sub. 02:50:31.700 --> 02:50:33.860 Dope, think of it the thousand, but he's starting to excuse for a mother. 02:50:34.980 --> 02:50:37.380 Insane. Doge, think of it the three. He's starting to excuse for a mother. 02:50:37.940 --> 02:50:40.180 Ranchilla and Mr. Unusual, a pet, think of it the sub. 02:50:40.740 --> 02:50:41.940 Metal, think of it the sub. All right. 02:50:43.780 --> 02:50:47.300 I'm still going to wait on this time dilation visualized. 02:50:47.300 --> 02:50:51.060 What are we going to watch before? Let's do one more video, and then we'll do the time dilation. 02:50:52.420 --> 02:50:55.220 Can you explain grief? I'm a sociopath so I don't get it. 02:50:55.220 --> 02:51:00.980 I get the feeling of losing somebody you needed or wanted, but her kid wasn't something she needed and it also wasn't something she wanted 02:51:01.260 --> 02:51:04.540 Well, most of my chat would say that she was fake crying to get sympathy 02:51:06.420 --> 02:51:08.420 That's kind of the vibe that I was getting 02:51:10.420 --> 02:51:13.940 But can I explain grief I 02:51:16.260 --> 02:51:22.380 Always say the best term that people usually give is grief or grieving is 02:51:22.860 --> 02:51:24.980 Love that has nowhere to go 02:51:25.220 --> 02:51:33.220 You feel the emotion of love, but it can't be directed towards anything. 02:51:33.220 --> 02:51:38.220 So it kind of internalizes in a very negative way. 02:51:38.220 --> 02:51:40.220 And is sad. 02:51:40.220 --> 02:51:42.220 Twin Jean Hark thinking this up. 02:51:42.220 --> 02:51:45.220 The Jack video. 02:51:45.220 --> 02:51:46.220 Fine. 02:51:46.220 --> 02:51:47.220 Fine. 02:51:47.220 --> 02:51:48.220 Fine. 02:51:48.220 --> 02:51:49.220 I said I want to watch it next time. 02:51:49.220 --> 02:51:50.220 Fine. 02:51:50.220 --> 02:51:51.220 I said I want to watch it next time. 02:51:51.220 --> 02:51:52.220 Fine. 02:51:52.220 --> 02:51:53.220 I said I want to watch it next time. 02:51:53.220 --> 02:51:54.220 Fine. 02:51:54.220 --> 02:51:58.740 I'm gonna piss first though. 02:51:58.740 --> 02:52:02.660 I'm in slam and coffee and now I'm drinking a fucking game or something. 02:52:02.660 --> 02:52:04.380 It's good Bart. 02:52:04.380 --> 02:52:06.380 Copy down. 02:52:34.380 --> 02:52:54.100 We're back! 02:52:54.100 --> 02:52:55.900 That was quick fast. 02:52:55.900 --> 02:53:01.220 Yo, what is Jason doing- Oh dude, he's still in this room, you know. 02:53:01.220 --> 02:53:05.220 I think game one I was waiting to kick off. This game I really wasn't. 02:53:07.220 --> 02:53:17.220 Bro, Jinxie having two to three on XQC right now is making me turbo believe that I should have taken XQC up on that deal for a quarter million wager. 02:53:18.220 --> 02:53:20.220 That's really upsetting me right now. 02:53:21.220 --> 02:53:28.220 Jinxie almost beating XQC in Rocket League is like, holy fuck, I should have just bet him a quarter million dollars. 02:53:29.220 --> 02:53:30.220 What am I doing? 02:53:30.220 --> 02:53:34.620 Okay, all right, let's lock in 02:53:40.900 --> 02:53:44.600 Did somebody just say loud equals funny in my chat me 02:53:47.660 --> 02:53:52.980 What is this 2021 Joe Bart tic-tac I feel like I don't try to have that humor anymore 02:53:53.480 --> 02:53:57.500 FW for the sub GP thing of the three watch depotion video video session dad 02:53:57.500 --> 02:54:02.360 Take a think of the three brothers we diagnosed rare genetic disorder called MPS-IDMD, can you 02:54:02.360 --> 02:54:05.960 spend a minute to look it up and spend awareness? 02:54:10.600 --> 02:54:17.400 Mucopolysaccharidosis type IVD is a rare fatal autosomal recessive 02:54:17.400 --> 02:54:23.960 lysosomal storage disorder caused by deficiency of the enzyme maglu. This 02:54:23.960 --> 02:54:28.520 enzyme deficiency leads to the buildup of heparin, sulfate, causing progressive 02:54:28.520 --> 02:54:32.660 neurodegeneration, severe cognitive decline, behavior initials, premature death 02:54:32.660 --> 02:54:36.160 separately in the second or third decade of life. 02:54:36.960 --> 02:54:40.360 That's very sad. 02:54:40.360 --> 02:54:57.960 I hope you're okay, Kakko. I'm sorry that your brother's gone through that. That's really 02:54:57.960 --> 02:55:06.220 early. What do you mean really early? Second or third decade of life. Most people are 02:55:06.220 --> 02:55:08.940 are typically diagnosed in adolescence. 02:55:11.580 --> 02:55:15.180 Childhood often at the age of 10, or after the age of 10. 02:55:23.040 --> 02:55:23.880 Wow. 02:55:25.620 --> 02:55:27.180 I'm sorry that your brother's gone through that. 02:55:27.180 --> 02:55:28.460 That's very sad. 02:55:28.460 --> 02:55:29.300 Perhaps they give it a three. 02:55:29.300 --> 02:55:30.420 I was talking about Jinxie. 02:55:30.420 --> 02:55:31.380 I don't think Jinxie's loud. 02:55:31.380 --> 02:55:32.580 He feels funny either. 02:55:33.580 --> 02:55:35.820 All right, let's lock in 02:55:37.300 --> 02:55:41.700 Hold up. I gotta I gotta fucking time this kid out begging for sub Jesus 02:55:43.660 --> 02:55:46.740 Do you think you're funny, I think I'm funny at some times 02:55:48.940 --> 02:55:54.960 Not like do I think I okay, do I think I'm funnier than the average person yes 02:55:55.980 --> 02:56:02.100 Yes, definitely. Yes. I would say that I am I think I better humor. I think I'm good at riffing 02:56:02.580 --> 02:56:05.180 I that's all I think I'm good at I 02:56:06.140 --> 02:56:08.480 Think in the moment I can riff well 02:56:08.480 --> 02:56:15.000 I don't think I'm good at like stand-up humor like I don't think I could do a set like I could never be a 02:56:15.140 --> 02:56:17.820 Comedian but level of funny. That's like another level 02:56:18.340 --> 02:56:23.460 Right comedians are always good rippers and then they're also good at making like just stand-up routines 02:56:23.740 --> 02:56:30.040 Like I don't think I could be funny without an external stimuli. Does that make sense? Like I can't just create funniness 02:56:30.040 --> 02:56:38.820 But if I'm in interacting with something I think I could be funny. It's like a different level of humor 02:56:38.820 --> 02:56:47.580 lower level humor. I'd like low brow. If you're funny tell us a joke. See that's what I was trying to avoid. 02:56:47.580 --> 02:56:52.900 If I think of the thousand buddies have you ever heard of a cystic fibrosis charity stream? 02:56:52.900 --> 02:56:57.020 I don't know if I have done a cystic fibrosis charity stream. I'm not opposed to it though. 02:56:57.020 --> 02:57:01.060 I have a 9881 April 13th, and I'm doing another one in early May 02:57:01.940 --> 02:57:05.400 But if you have any recommendations, let me know Jacob, I think of the sub all right lock in 02:57:06.700 --> 02:57:10.220 Bro actually chat. No, we're not watching this Jack Pemberick video today 02:57:11.860 --> 02:57:18.680 I'm making the executive decision, and I'm sticking to it. Okay, we're gonna watch the Jack Pemberick video on fucking Friday 02:57:19.060 --> 02:57:22.960 Because I want to watch this time dilation video, and I want to one another video before it 02:57:27.860 --> 02:57:31.000 What video do I want to watch before it bro, please? 02:57:31.900 --> 02:57:35.860 Fuck you it is Friday. I'm saying next Friday ass hat 02:57:37.500 --> 02:57:39.500 It is Friday 02:57:40.020 --> 02:57:43.020 You know what I meant you know what I meant 02:57:43.580 --> 02:57:49.260 All right fine. Fuck you guys. I'm getting pure pressure. I first class. I'm getting fucking pure pressured 02:57:49.860 --> 02:57:52.020 The dog and bake so the sub rock for the sub 02:57:52.020 --> 02:58:02.020 We'll watch it. We'll watch it chat. Most people that fly first-class. Here's the rule. You have to sub to Jack Pembroke. 02:58:02.020 --> 02:58:09.020 Pin that. You have to sub to Jack Pembroke and I'll fucking watch it. 02:58:09.020 --> 02:58:13.020 I'm waiting. 02:58:13.020 --> 02:58:22.540 I'm doing a video with him soon, okay a lot of you guys are already stopped I know but 02:58:22.540 --> 02:58:31.580 still doing a video in May, in May, mid-May, this is communism, you don't know what communism 02:58:31.580 --> 02:58:32.580 is. 02:58:32.580 --> 02:58:38.360 Wifi's video Sunday brother reacts today, tomorrow we're going to be doing random games 02:58:38.360 --> 02:58:43.760 It's a 130 for like two and a half hour or three and a half hours until five and then it's the draft of the tournament 02:58:43.760 --> 02:58:46.080 Then we're doing a C or not CS Val tourney 02:58:46.880 --> 02:58:52.480 Sunday Etsy review Etsy products are in and we're doing the Wi-Fi's video Monday is going to be CS with 02:58:53.240 --> 02:58:57.220 Killdozer opening cases playing the game random games shorter stream my crap 02:58:57.220 --> 02:59:01.240 Are you after that I'm recording Tuesday not live Wednesday is going to be horror games right of games Thursday 02:59:01.240 --> 02:59:04.720 Not live Friday is going to be chest turning into random shit Saturday next week 02:59:04.720 --> 02:59:11.100 CS with JoJo early into random shit and then next Sunday reacts and then that next Monday April 13th 02:59:11.100 --> 02:59:13.500 988 charity stream walk-in six inch negative three 02:59:14.400 --> 02:59:20.020 Don't care what they say job on the Z equals funny. We love who you are. Thank you. Have to think of the raid walk-in 02:59:21.520 --> 02:59:25.160 Didn't read the title can you profit from a first-class flight I? 02:59:26.760 --> 02:59:31.200 Think it depends what first-class flight you're taking how long is the flight how expensive is it? 02:59:31.200 --> 02:59:37.540 Are you taking like an Emirates flight that's like 16 hours and $20,000 probably not 02:59:38.160 --> 02:59:43.040 Probably not gonna get your money back on that most people that fly first-class. Oh god 02:59:43.040 --> 02:59:46.260 I feel like this video is gonna end with Jack Pemberham duct tape to the chair 02:59:48.440 --> 02:59:51.320 48 fucking glasses of champagne in just 02:59:54.240 --> 02:59:56.240 Trying to fucking get out 02:59:56.240 --> 02:59:58.480 The millionaire is trying to relax. 02:59:58.480 --> 03:00:02.200 All right, that's not a $45. 03:00:02.200 --> 03:00:05.520 Is that really a $45 glass of champagne? 03:00:05.520 --> 03:00:06.840 Oh my God, that's caviar. 03:00:06.840 --> 03:00:09.040 But me? 03:00:09.040 --> 03:00:10.240 I'm trying to prop it. 03:00:10.240 --> 03:00:12.840 First class flights promise that gourmet food, 03:00:12.840 --> 03:00:14.880 top shelf drinks, and entertainment 03:00:14.880 --> 03:00:17.880 are all included in the price of your ticket. 03:00:17.880 --> 03:00:20.720 But does this really make it worth it to find out? 03:00:20.720 --> 03:00:21.400 I'll be back. 03:00:21.400 --> 03:00:25.240 That's a pretty cheap first class flight on Emirates. 03:00:25.240 --> 03:00:27.740 in the price of your ticket, but does this really- 03:00:28.240 --> 03:00:28.740 Genuinely. 03:00:29.240 --> 03:00:31.740 There's Emirates flights that are like 30 grand. 03:00:32.740 --> 03:00:33.740 40 grand. 03:00:33.940 --> 03:00:36.240 A $4,000 first class ticket. 03:00:36.740 --> 03:00:38.240 I'm wondering how short this flight is. 03:00:38.240 --> 03:00:39.740 Naked. Worth it. 03:00:39.740 --> 03:00:46.240 To find out I'll be eating way too much, drinking a concerning amount and experiencing all that I can. 03:00:46.240 --> 03:00:49.740 Because as someone who's never flown first class, I need to know. 03:00:49.740 --> 03:00:50.740 Can I consume- 03:00:50.740 --> 03:00:52.740 Cansit C1A. 03:00:52.740 --> 03:00:53.740 Aura. 03:00:53.740 --> 03:01:02.360 More than what the first-class seat cost me equaling a profit starting here at JFK airport. That's right. I'm in you're rich Joe 03:01:03.640 --> 03:01:08.100 SMH out of touch. I'm not out of touch. I don't ride first-class dick 03:01:08.220 --> 03:01:14.500 The only time I ever rode first class was on a one-way flight to Austin because it was paid for by a company 03:01:14.500 --> 03:01:16.300 I've met outside of that 03:01:16.300 --> 03:01:22.340 I've had business twice and outside of that I ride coach and guess what I'm sitting middle seat because I'm flying with 03:01:22.340 --> 03:01:29.340 Brooke and she doesn't want to sit on fucking window and either way it's either 03:01:29.340 --> 03:01:33.680 window middle or middle aisle and I'm seating in fucking middle seat dick so 03:01:33.680 --> 03:01:41.180 that's not cap in New York City that's not cap and I'm walking in I'm you fly 03:01:41.180 --> 03:01:45.340 first class I would tell you if I fly first class what I will say is if I 03:01:45.340 --> 03:01:52.740 Ever right. This is what I will say. I fly if I fly to over a six-hour flight 03:01:52.740 --> 03:01:58.580 I'm buying a better seat. Okay. I flew I flew coach plus 03:01:59.140 --> 03:02:06.260 To Iceland and if I ever flew to like Thailand or China, I'm buying the $5,000 ticket, buddy 03:02:06.260 --> 03:02:11.020 I'm telling you that that's what I've worked for brother. Okay. I said I want money 03:02:11.020 --> 03:02:16.940 So I could fucking travel and see the world and I'm not sitting fucking 90 degree angle 20 hours to China 03:02:17.200 --> 03:02:19.280 Okay, I'm buying the better ticket there 03:02:20.200 --> 03:02:22.200 I'm just work out my New York 03:02:22.360 --> 03:02:26.100 Thank you guys. I'm about four hours early for my flights 03:02:26.740 --> 03:02:33.580 Intentionally before I even step foot on that flight. There's some things I have to take full advantage of while still in the airport 03:02:33.580 --> 03:02:36.360 After all the ticket I purchased cost me an eye watery 03:02:37.220 --> 03:02:38.720 $4,600 03:02:38.720 --> 03:02:45.220 The flight I chose is going to take us from New York City to Milan, Italy, and it's the 03:02:45.220 --> 03:02:51.300 absolute cheapest ticket I could find, which means it's an overnight flight. 03:02:51.300 --> 03:02:52.620 So make this as fair as possible. 03:02:52.620 --> 03:02:54.900 I'm going to factor in the average flight cost. 03:02:54.900 --> 03:02:57.620 Oh, he's taking a red eye. 03:02:57.620 --> 03:02:59.020 Red eye, eight hour, nine hour. 03:02:59.020 --> 03:03:00.220 An economy ticket. 03:03:00.220 --> 03:03:04.140 What do you ideally want a red eye though if you're flying that far? 03:03:04.140 --> 03:03:06.020 So then you land and it's the next morning. 03:03:06.020 --> 03:03:10.700 from New York City to Milan, which is around $671. 03:03:10.700 --> 03:03:14.940 That leaves us with $3,329 of stuff 03:03:14.940 --> 03:03:17.100 that I need to get out of this ticket 03:03:17.100 --> 03:03:19.620 in order to turn a profit. 03:03:19.620 --> 03:03:21.740 Oh, he's minusing the average cost 03:03:21.740 --> 03:03:24.660 because it's like, okay, the plane itself, 03:03:24.660 --> 03:03:26.740 you're paying that amount of money anyway. 03:03:26.740 --> 03:03:28.300 First order of business, 03:03:28.300 --> 03:03:31.300 the Emirates Luxury First Class Lounge, 03:03:31.300 --> 03:03:34.900 where I'll drink some food or free and unlimited. 03:03:34.900 --> 03:03:37.420 How's it going my first time flying first-class? 03:03:39.980 --> 03:03:41.980 Yes, sir 03:03:43.540 --> 03:03:46.700 Worrying for a treat this place had it all you know 03:03:46.700 --> 03:03:51.060 You're somewhere luxurious when the drinks have fruit and then there was a wide array of desserts 03:03:51.060 --> 03:03:55.000 Some I've never even seen before time. It looks disgusting 03:03:55.500 --> 03:03:58.060 That looks good. What the fuck is that? Oh? 03:03:58.900 --> 03:04:00.900 my god 03:04:00.900 --> 03:04:04.700 Is that like fried like rice string? 03:04:04.700 --> 03:04:08.180 Oh, coconut crusted roasted pineapple orange cinnamon sauce. 03:04:08.180 --> 03:04:09.580 Pass, pass. 03:04:09.580 --> 03:04:13.700 Seen before tons of different hot foods as well as cold ones. 03:04:13.700 --> 03:04:15.540 Every beverage imaginable. 03:04:15.540 --> 03:04:20.300 My goal in life is to get to a higher class on an airlines. 03:04:20.300 --> 03:04:23.780 Like I would love to be like a Delta gold member. 03:04:23.780 --> 03:04:25.780 And you have to just fucking fly 03:04:25.780 --> 03:04:28.060 with the same company over and over again 03:04:28.060 --> 03:04:32.020 because then you get access to this shit for like free. 03:04:32.020 --> 03:04:35.460 If you get to that level of like aura, you know, 03:04:35.460 --> 03:04:36.860 when you fly that much, you know, 03:04:36.860 --> 03:04:39.180 like a Delta one, Delta platinum. 03:04:39.180 --> 03:04:41.900 Now you're like fucking taking flights all the time. 03:04:41.900 --> 03:04:43.820 You're getting free check bags. 03:04:44.700 --> 03:04:47.380 Yo, best believe I'm taking a shot of Henning here. 03:04:47.380 --> 03:04:48.220 Is this free? 03:04:49.500 --> 03:04:51.060 Is this free? 03:04:51.060 --> 03:04:52.060 Plungs of alco- 03:04:52.060 --> 03:04:53.060 Can I have the king in me? 03:04:53.060 --> 03:04:54.980 Is there any LeBron, Henning? 03:04:54.980 --> 03:05:00.180 including top-tier champagne and more. I was a bit overwhelmed but with time 03:05:00.180 --> 03:05:04.760 already ticking I loaded up on a bunch of items and brought them right back to my 03:05:04.760 --> 03:05:09.500 table. It is very quiet in the lounge. I tried to get what looked to be the most 03:05:09.500 --> 03:05:14.180 expensive. The way these videos work is each item that I consume I am gonna 03:05:14.180 --> 03:05:18.540 assign a value to based on what I think is worth it. This plate of food here 03:05:18.540 --> 03:05:24.300 has pasta, fish, don't even know what that is, and two stuffed dates. I'm 03:05:24.300 --> 03:05:25.980 I'm going to call that $12. 03:05:25.980 --> 03:05:28.380 I also got not one, but two. 03:05:28.380 --> 03:05:30.460 So Jack's just eyeballing. 03:05:30.460 --> 03:05:31.820 We're just eyeballing. 03:05:31.820 --> 03:05:34.820 Yeah, we just got some tuna sashimi. 03:05:34.820 --> 03:05:38.660 So I'm going to say that's probably about, I don't know. 03:05:38.660 --> 03:05:41.260 Actually, I think I could do this. 03:05:41.260 --> 03:05:47.500 Four pieces of tuna sashimi is $16. 03:05:47.500 --> 03:05:50.260 Let's say that, $16, $4 a piece. 03:05:50.260 --> 03:05:53.300 $4 a piece, probably lower grade tuna. 03:05:53.300 --> 03:05:54.500 maybe 20 bucks. 03:05:54.500 --> 03:05:55.800 You have these plates of tuna, 03:05:55.800 --> 03:05:58.180 we'll say those are about $15 each. 03:05:58.180 --> 03:05:59.780 That's fair, that's fair. 03:05:59.780 --> 03:06:01.180 I also got this dessert, 03:06:01.180 --> 03:06:03.860 I don't even know how to begin to describe this thing. 03:06:03.860 --> 03:06:07.040 You don't know math, you're a fucking corn ball. 03:06:07.040 --> 03:06:09.820 Hey, let's rewind so I can show you how you're wrong. 03:06:09.820 --> 03:06:14.700 $16, $4 a piece, four, eight, 12, 16, hello. 03:06:14.700 --> 03:06:16.620 Tuna, we'll say those are about this thing, 03:06:16.620 --> 03:06:19.180 we'll say five bucks to drink, I got it. 03:06:19.180 --> 03:06:21.860 The Lufa, the Lufa dessert. 03:06:21.860 --> 03:06:29.540 a diet a silver bullet diet Pepsi diet Pepsi and a glass of champagne I looked up 03:06:29.540 --> 03:06:34.020 the bottle online we're gonna say it's about $20 a glass the plane boards in 03:06:34.020 --> 03:06:38.060 about two and a half hours and I am sick of yapping so I am gonna dig into this 03:06:38.060 --> 03:06:42.140 food I've never gotten drunk on a flight before 03:06:42.140 --> 03:06:43.860 That is so good. 03:06:43.860 --> 03:06:45.140 I'm going to try the champagne. 03:06:48.460 --> 03:06:49.660 That is a desperate. 03:06:49.660 --> 03:06:50.160 Really? 03:06:50.160 --> 03:06:51.460 Yeah. 03:06:51.460 --> 03:06:54.020 Oh, see, I can't tell that story. 03:06:54.020 --> 03:06:54.580 Never mind. 03:06:54.580 --> 03:06:57.820 Every time I return to it, it's me like a truck. 03:06:57.820 --> 03:06:58.980 Bottoms up. 03:06:58.980 --> 03:07:00.780 I've gotten high on a plane. 03:07:00.780 --> 03:07:02.060 OK, so here's what I've done. 03:07:02.060 --> 03:07:02.740 Here's OK. 03:07:02.740 --> 03:07:05.420 So I'm not going to tell a specific story. 03:07:05.420 --> 03:07:09.660 But there's been times where I've been in front of TSA 03:07:09.660 --> 03:07:12.220 and I eat a Scooby snack and then I walk in. 03:07:16.500 --> 03:07:18.900 Every minute in here could be used profiting, 03:07:18.900 --> 03:07:21.140 so I'm going back for a sec. 03:07:21.140 --> 03:07:24.180 I demolished the last of this meal like a boss 03:07:24.180 --> 03:07:26.300 and my table was immediately clean. 03:07:26.300 --> 03:07:27.780 I've never been, okay, now I was drunk 03:07:27.780 --> 03:07:29.900 on a plane going to Mexico. 03:07:29.900 --> 03:07:31.440 I was drunk on a plane going to Mexico, 03:07:31.440 --> 03:07:34.740 but it was like not really a drunk, it was more of a buzz. 03:07:34.740 --> 03:07:35.580 It's in the vlog. 03:07:35.580 --> 03:07:36.660 Me and Chris showed up. 03:07:36.660 --> 03:07:39.740 It was like 7 AM, the bar just opened. 03:07:39.740 --> 03:07:42.540 And I got two shots of de-serrano and coke. 03:07:42.540 --> 03:07:45.020 I think I slammed like a fucking beer. 03:07:46.580 --> 03:07:49.040 I think I had a cone of big wave. 03:07:49.040 --> 03:07:50.140 Something else. 03:07:50.140 --> 03:07:52.340 Maybe a glass of wine. 03:07:52.340 --> 03:07:54.180 Just trying to get myself tired. 03:07:54.180 --> 03:07:55.020 Nuff. 03:07:55.020 --> 03:07:56.260 It's the worst though. 03:07:56.260 --> 03:07:58.580 Dude, it's like awesome because you fall asleep 03:07:58.580 --> 03:08:01.060 and then you wake up and you're still on the plane 03:08:01.060 --> 03:08:03.380 and you're like, oh. 03:08:03.380 --> 03:08:05.100 Because you're like half hungover, 03:08:05.100 --> 03:08:09.740 tired as hell empty stomach I just have like fucking Chardonnay sitting there 03:08:11.740 --> 03:08:16.780 do you have like a favorite champagne they're both good they're both good can't go around 03:08:16.780 --> 03:08:23.900 champion right thank you that guy probably owns apple or something i don't know number two acquired 03:08:23.900 --> 03:08:28.140 i got two more of these tuna things because they're really easy to get down and they seem 03:08:28.140 --> 03:08:32.620 expensive this challenge is about being yeah jackson have a bubble shits on this fucking 03:08:32.620 --> 03:08:37.720 Emirates flight did just eaten. What is he? Yeah, he's at 16 pieces of fucking sashimi 03:08:38.220 --> 03:08:41.880 Okay, I got what looks like some sort of fancy cake to drink 03:08:41.880 --> 03:08:44.800 I got a hibiscus lemonade and another glass of champagne 03:08:44.800 --> 03:08:48.980 I asked one of the potential billionaires that I'll be flying with which champagne is the best 03:08:49.900 --> 03:08:55.500 They're both good. So I'm trying this one, which I haven't had before. Let's give it a shot 03:08:55.500 --> 03:09:03.140 that's worse than the other one oh I finished another plate of tuna and put 03:09:03.140 --> 03:09:07.180 some work in on this cake here the more tuna I'm eating the more fishy it's 03:09:07.180 --> 03:09:11.660 becoming after a while starts to taste like it was swimming at one point I'm 03:09:11.660 --> 03:09:16.980 gonna see if I can one bite this thing that's so gross I love you know but 03:09:16.980 --> 03:09:20.740 that's disgusting we're just getting a mouthful out of tuna this turned out 03:09:20.740 --> 03:09:22.740 to be a mouthful raw fish. 03:09:22.740 --> 03:09:24.100 Yeah, that's a terrible decision. 03:09:29.220 --> 03:09:31.420 I didn't think I'd be coming with an update to you guys 03:09:31.420 --> 03:09:34.060 this quickly, but his alcohol tolerance is nuts. 03:09:34.460 --> 03:09:36.780 Bro, I feel like it's not. 03:09:36.900 --> 03:09:39.180 I feel like it's not those you see. 03:09:39.460 --> 03:09:42.700 If me and him end up doing this fucking cruise thing together, 03:09:42.940 --> 03:09:45.140 I feel like I could out drink Jack. 03:09:45.540 --> 03:09:47.900 I told him I said, if we're staying in the same room, 03:09:47.900 --> 03:09:50.100 dude, I black out, I'm not just pissing the corner, 03:09:50.100 --> 03:09:53.460 Like you might see some crazy shit out of me Jack. I'm just letting you know man 03:09:53.460 --> 03:09:55.860 I'm gonna work forward. I told him that he was like, okay 03:09:56.780 --> 03:10:02.000 I'm two courses in and I'm already starting to kind of feel it the tuna. I think I'm done with I 03:10:02.780 --> 03:10:07.940 Have like an hour before the flight. We're just getting started. This is gonna get pretty degenerate 03:10:07.940 --> 03:10:11.780 I'd imagine I'm already the loudest and youngest person in here 03:10:11.780 --> 03:10:17.540 So I can't even imagine what this flight's gonna be like. I am so excited. I'm gonna go refill 03:10:17.540 --> 03:10:21.240 He can the mini jack Daniel shots jack profling 03:10:21.240 --> 03:10:23.760 I knew I had to make this last hour count 03:10:23.760 --> 03:10:30.120 So I started it speed running desserts on desserts coffee from a fancy machine and not one 03:10:30.120 --> 03:10:34.780 But he had like 20 glasses of shark or he had like 20 glasses of champagne in that one video brother 03:10:34.780 --> 03:10:37.620 Have you seen my 36 drink Mexico vlog? 03:10:38.160 --> 03:10:44.620 Let me tell you I think I put an all-star performance out. I laid it out all on the field on that day that day was 03:10:45.300 --> 03:10:47.300 rough 03:10:47.300 --> 03:10:53.460 Hold up. Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. Self-glaze? Oh, I'm self-glazing. I was proud of myself. Oh wait, this is me. 03:11:00.900 --> 03:11:02.900 It's 2 30 a.m. bro, put P.M. 03:11:02.900 --> 03:11:19.860 Oh my god, yo emptied my guts right when I fucking stepped in there dude. Holy shit 03:11:19.860 --> 03:11:26.560 I'm in the bathroom just rambling myself. I love the fucking bartender dude. This shit's rough 03:11:26.560 --> 03:11:33.800 This was this was bad news. I was doing Doseki's shot. That was the play. Oh 03:11:34.920 --> 03:11:38.260 There's Brady Brady approved cloak approved 03:11:39.560 --> 03:11:44.560 Where's the bean dinner wherever the bean dinner was I fucking threw up after 03:11:51.280 --> 03:11:53.280 Here's the dose 03:11:56.560 --> 03:12:12.560 Oh God we were just drinking with random people dude that's the problem all inclusive you just walk up there like you want a shot you just go oh yeah at a margarita oh my God 03:12:12.560 --> 03:12:20.160 Takate, oh, Takate light, yo, that's probably a top five beer, Takate light can, oh, watch this. 03:12:20.160 --> 03:12:31.640 That was just some old guy. Oh, he was trying to hook Chris up with his daughter. I remember that. 03:12:31.640 --> 03:12:37.000 He was like, my daughter's hot. I was like, what? Fucking weird ass conversation with that guy. 03:12:37.000 --> 03:12:43.480 My daughters my daughters catch. I was like, okay on your daughter beautiful versus hot two different things 03:12:45.840 --> 03:12:50.200 Zins, oh, I was in it up a storm there brother Pete that Budweiser shirt fashion 03:12:51.360 --> 03:12:55.760 Hold up. Thanks. I'm gonna drink. Oh my god. I drank that now. That's where it went downhill 03:12:55.920 --> 03:12:58.240 That was just a bottle of fucking wine 03:12:59.680 --> 03:13:04.280 You know Blanco, whatever the fuck bro, and I counted that as one drink 03:13:04.280 --> 03:13:12.240 That is that is not one drink that is a mini bottle of wine. I just drank it. Oh god. No the bean dinner 03:13:13.280 --> 03:13:15.280 dude, no 03:13:15.800 --> 03:13:23.640 After this dude, I cut it at the bean did we start I was so drunk at dinner that I just started putting beans in everybody's drinks 03:13:24.280 --> 03:13:27.860 Because they'd like fucking beans on the ground for some reason there was just a raw beans 03:13:27.860 --> 03:13:33.340 I tried eating one and I was they they serve the shrimp with the heads on so I was so dry 03:13:33.340 --> 03:13:35.700 I was just fucking eating out. 03:13:35.700 --> 03:13:38.580 I went, I gotta go piss real quick, 03:13:38.580 --> 03:13:42.020 fucking threw up in the toilet and dinner. 03:13:44.260 --> 03:13:46.720 I strolled back in, I go, 03:13:46.720 --> 03:13:49.640 I think I'm gonna go get food at the buffet. 03:13:49.640 --> 03:13:51.860 Then I strolled over to the buffet. 03:13:51.860 --> 03:13:56.860 There's, bro, that's, yo, I'm one of my friends. 03:13:56.860 --> 03:14:02.020 There's bro that she was yo, I'm one of my friends. Oh 03:14:02.660 --> 03:14:09.100 My god that I'll drink with Jay. You've seen him. We need to okay. He said there's one time. He's a side note 03:14:09.100 --> 03:14:12.780 I feel like I've done this all the time. I'm gonna go piss. I just go fucking vomit 03:14:13.540 --> 03:14:15.820 Rick Reed juice come back out 03:14:17.100 --> 03:14:21.940 He said there was one time he was at a con or not was at a concert. It was uh, it was like a baseball game and 03:14:22.700 --> 03:14:24.980 they had a lot of porta-potties lined out and 03:14:24.980 --> 03:14:28.480 And he really had a throw up, but there was a huge line 03:14:29.000 --> 03:14:34.500 So he walked to the front of the line and goes yo do you guys care if I go throw up real quick? 03:14:34.500 --> 03:14:40.980 And so they let him through he said he got into the port of body and just vomit it all over the walls 03:14:44.220 --> 03:14:47.460 Miss the toilet and then just walked out 03:14:50.140 --> 03:14:54.540 That is the funniest shit ever bro to be like oh, yeah, you're next 03:14:54.980 --> 03:15:00.780 Oh, yeah, no, that's all you and then the next person that let you cut to walk in and just see that shit 03:15:00.780 --> 03:15:07.960 But two actually three. Oh my god while I was in Boston somebody pooped in the urinal at a porta potty 03:15:08.560 --> 03:15:10.560 You'll see it in the vlog disgusting 03:15:11.140 --> 03:15:14.320 Human turd just in the fucking porta potty 03:15:15.000 --> 03:15:19.940 Like on in the urinal just like laid a log glasses of champagne looking back 03:15:19.940 --> 03:15:24.420 I can't believe I actually drink this much in such a short amount of time. Do not try this at home 03:15:24.420 --> 03:15:31.680 Please the lounge started to fill up so I couldn't slow down tuna wasn't an option anymore, which left me with one more choice 03:15:32.460 --> 03:15:34.460 champagne 03:15:36.220 --> 03:15:40.880 Talking a lot of you guys. I think I overdid the champagne. I feel crazy right now 03:15:40.880 --> 03:15:44.740 I think we're gonna have to switch up the drink selection. I thought I'd try out this beer 03:15:44.740 --> 03:15:51.780 It tasted like beer and oh boy. Was it hard to get down? I was then gifted. Why are you drinking so much liquid? 03:15:51.780 --> 03:15:58.780 Dude, whatever that slaw is on the bottom is new. 03:15:58.780 --> 03:16:01.780 I'm not eating that. 03:16:01.780 --> 03:16:04.780 A whole chicken sandwich, compliments of the chef. 03:16:04.780 --> 03:16:06.780 So of course I deleted it. 03:16:06.780 --> 03:16:08.780 My flight is boarding very soon. 03:16:08.780 --> 03:16:13.780 I think the method is get a couple more drinks in and save my appetite for the plane. 03:16:13.780 --> 03:16:16.780 On board they're going to have a lot nicer and more expensive. 03:16:16.780 --> 03:16:19.780 Bro, why are we just eating raw fish? 03:16:19.780 --> 03:16:25.780 I mean yo, this is actually the worst combination you could possibly have. 03:16:25.780 --> 03:16:34.780 No rice, no carbs in the stomach, just straight raw tuna and ceviche and fucking just Chardonnay. 03:16:34.780 --> 03:16:35.980 Chardonnay champagne. 03:16:35.980 --> 03:16:39.680 A couple more drinks in and save my appetite for the plane. 03:16:39.680 --> 03:16:41.680 On board, they're gonna have a lot nicer. 03:16:41.680 --> 03:16:46.180 What would you eat? I don't know, I would feel like I would carb up if I'm planning on drinking. 03:16:46.180 --> 03:16:49.060 And more expensive items to take advantage of? 03:16:49.060 --> 03:16:51.140 For now, let's keep profitin'. 03:16:52.500 --> 03:16:54.580 Chardonnay, you guys are making fun of how I say it. 03:16:54.580 --> 03:16:55.700 Oh, Chardonnay. 03:16:55.700 --> 03:16:57.140 Oh, Chardonnay, sorry. 03:17:00.180 --> 03:17:03.220 Chardonnay, while I play Pokémon on my Switch. 03:17:07.380 --> 03:17:10.980 It's not often you have champagne free at your disposal. 03:17:10.980 --> 03:17:14.580 So I thought, before we get on this flight, let's take full advantage. 03:17:16.180 --> 03:17:21.420 What are you doing, bro? 03:17:21.420 --> 03:17:23.340 Yo, maybe I'm wrong, bro. 03:17:23.340 --> 03:17:25.620 He puts them down, dude. 03:17:25.620 --> 03:17:26.620 What? 03:17:26.620 --> 03:17:27.620 What? 03:17:27.620 --> 03:17:31.500 Yo, he's like nine glasses of fucking champagne in. 03:17:31.500 --> 03:17:37.580 Yo, that could just be fucking just... 03:17:37.580 --> 03:17:41.420 He's stumble on the flight. 03:17:41.420 --> 03:17:43.460 Stumble on the flight. 03:17:43.460 --> 03:17:46.020 Just go, I gotta use the bathroom. 03:17:46.020 --> 03:17:47.360 I gotta go pee. 03:17:47.360 --> 03:17:50.860 I gotta go pee. 03:17:50.860 --> 03:17:52.460 Just fucking yeah. 03:17:52.460 --> 03:17:55.620 That's gonna kick in real soon. 03:17:55.620 --> 03:17:58.260 Surprise food, surprise food. 03:17:58.260 --> 03:18:01.620 Guys, I was delivered a mini cheesecake without warning. 03:18:01.620 --> 03:18:03.220 Add it to the totals. 03:18:03.220 --> 03:18:06.220 That's the best I have had. 03:18:06.220 --> 03:18:07.220 You may eat it all. 03:18:07.220 --> 03:18:09.120 I went right back to the champagne. 03:18:09.120 --> 03:18:10.720 One, two. 03:18:10.720 --> 03:18:13.420 Bro, there is no way this is a nuke. 03:18:13.420 --> 03:18:19.060 clip. There's no way this is a new clip. Oh, you're lying. 03:18:19.300 --> 03:18:23.260 Three glasses later, and I was feeling great. I feel like 03:18:23.260 --> 03:18:30.260 someone would say something. If you're a worker at this 03:18:30.260 --> 03:18:34.780 emmerist lounge and you see Jack Bambrook down 12 glasses 03:18:34.780 --> 03:18:41.460 of fucking champagne in like 30 minutes, I'm going yo. Oh, 03:18:41.460 --> 03:18:42.300 That was terrible. 03:18:42.300 --> 03:18:43.120 So what? 03:18:43.120 --> 03:18:44.300 Yeah, they're gonna call someone. 03:18:44.300 --> 03:18:46.980 It was a good thing we were boarding any minute now. 03:18:46.980 --> 03:18:49.820 All right, guys, I met a fellow passenger I'm here with. 03:18:52.540 --> 03:18:53.380 McCoy. 03:18:53.380 --> 03:18:54.220 Sam McCoy. 03:18:54.220 --> 03:18:56.300 You've flown first class a couple times? 03:18:56.300 --> 03:18:57.140 Yes. 03:18:57.140 --> 03:18:58.980 If you don't mind me asking, what do you do for a living? 03:18:58.980 --> 03:18:59.820 I have an importer. 03:18:59.820 --> 03:19:02.060 I import menswear to big ones. 03:19:02.060 --> 03:19:02.900 Menswear? 03:19:02.900 --> 03:19:03.740 Yeah. 03:19:03.740 --> 03:19:05.340 So like what I'm wearing now, like clothing and stuff? 03:19:05.340 --> 03:19:07.260 I got some men's clothing. 03:19:07.260 --> 03:19:08.900 A little better than that, but yeah. 03:19:08.900 --> 03:19:10.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:19:10.140 --> 03:19:14.740 So I was curious, how much do you pay for your ticket? 03:19:14.740 --> 03:19:15.740 I think $3,000. 03:19:15.740 --> 03:19:16.740 Sweet. 03:19:16.740 --> 03:19:18.940 Well Emirates I think is the best airline that I've flown. 03:19:18.940 --> 03:19:21.820 Service is good, food is good, it's the best that you're eating. 03:19:21.820 --> 03:19:25.980 So if you have any advice for anybody watching on the other side who wants to maybe be an 03:19:25.980 --> 03:19:29.020 entrepreneur or make it, what's your advice? 03:19:29.020 --> 03:19:32.220 My advice to anybody who wants to make it, first of all, love what you do. 03:19:32.220 --> 03:19:36.700 If you don't like what you do, I couldn't think of a more miserable existence. 03:19:36.700 --> 03:19:40.580 Number two is be passionate about what you're doing and work hard. 03:19:40.580 --> 03:19:43.180 If you can do that, you have a good life. 03:19:43.180 --> 03:19:45.180 Remind me your name? 03:19:45.180 --> 03:19:46.180 Yeah. 03:19:46.180 --> 03:19:47.180 Yeah. 03:19:47.180 --> 03:19:48.180 Yeah. 03:19:48.180 --> 03:19:49.180 Yeah. 03:19:49.180 --> 03:19:50.180 Yeah. 03:19:50.180 --> 03:19:55.260 My flight is boarding any minute now. 03:19:55.260 --> 03:20:00.500 I have one last idea for how we can profit big before we leave the lounge. 03:20:00.500 --> 03:20:05.300 In the distance is a boatload of alcohol that is free for the taking. 03:20:05.300 --> 03:20:16.300 Yo, if he walks up and steals a bottle of alcohol, yo, I'm telling you that right now, if I'm on a Jack video and he gets up to those shenanigans, I'm walking in the next direction. 03:20:16.300 --> 03:20:19.300 I don't know, Jack Pembroke. I've never heard the name. 03:20:21.300 --> 03:20:25.300 Dude, we gotta steal, we gotta steal a bottle of Hennessy from the bar. 03:20:25.300 --> 03:20:26.300 Nope. 03:20:28.300 --> 03:20:32.300 If I can somehow, someway finesse a bottle. 03:20:32.300 --> 03:20:34.300 We gotta, we gotta finesse this. 03:20:34.300 --> 03:20:40.020 that would be huge in terms of profit wish me luck with staff all around me and 03:20:40.020 --> 03:20:44.980 my plane about to board I had to make this quick yet discreet guys this bottle 03:20:44.980 --> 03:20:49.140 of Don Julio might just be small enough that is the worst fucking bottle you 03:20:49.140 --> 03:20:53.260 could steal that is the worst bottle Don Julio there's got to be more 03:20:53.260 --> 03:20:58.540 expensive shit Rob don Julio might just be small enough to fit my backpack 03:20:58.540 --> 03:21:04.540 You have to be smart about this. 03:21:04.540 --> 03:21:07.540 Throw chat is subtle only, bro. 03:21:07.540 --> 03:21:09.540 Can we moderate the chat, dude? 03:21:09.540 --> 03:21:15.540 What does this kid type in? 03:21:15.540 --> 03:21:16.540 How are we not? 03:21:16.540 --> 03:21:19.540 Who's the only chats that we're getting from this guy? 03:21:19.540 --> 03:21:22.540 You could read this out loud if you want. 03:21:22.540 --> 03:21:24.540 Disguting two to three times a day matter. 03:21:24.540 --> 03:21:27.540 If my beat's kind of weak, not gonna lie. 03:21:27.540 --> 03:21:34.540 We got it, we got it, we got it. 03:21:34.540 --> 03:21:43.540 The boy just finessed a $60 bottle of- 03:21:43.540 --> 03:21:45.540 Bro, that guy definitely saw it. 03:21:45.540 --> 03:21:52.540 We got it, we got it, we got it. 03:21:52.540 --> 03:21:57.540 We got it. We got it. We got it. 03:21:57.540 --> 03:22:03.540 The boy just finessed a $60 bottle of alcohol. It's literally in my backpack. 03:22:03.540 --> 03:22:06.540 I don't know how we're going to do this, but I know for a fact it's possible. 03:22:06.540 --> 03:22:11.540 Luckily, we are just getting started. The items and amenities they have on... 03:22:11.540 --> 03:22:19.540 Yo, Jack, if we start stealing the sample fucking shampoos from the Emirates fucking first-class lounge 03:22:19.540 --> 03:22:21.540 and try to tick that off on the dollar menu... 03:22:21.540 --> 03:22:26.060 menu on this airplane are unlike bro this is like when he was stealing the 03:22:26.060 --> 03:22:31.060 fucking soaps from the cruise ship and he was like filling his fucking bag with 03:22:31.060 --> 03:22:38.540 like random fucking hotel room items I've ever seen and I am absolutely ready to 03:22:38.540 --> 03:22:44.780 take full advantage I gotta board my plane I am so excited let's do this 03:22:44.780 --> 03:22:51.900 Thank you so much. I have always wanted to fly first class. It is been a bucket list thing for me for so long 03:22:52.180 --> 03:22:54.180 Here we go 03:22:57.860 --> 03:23:03.620 Thank you, I'm not gonna lie boarding this plane. I felt like a young crypto millionaire 03:23:03.620 --> 03:23:07.740 But deep down inside I was struggling to fly. I have to pee 03:23:07.740 --> 03:23:16.220 just staring looking through the way looking through the 03:23:16.220 --> 03:23:23.740 what it's in his eyes. I have to pee. I have to be really bad. 03:23:23.740 --> 03:23:27.460 back my excitement and before I knew it, I saw my 03:23:27.460 --> 03:23:32.780 just throws up on the door outside of it for the very 03:23:32.780 --> 03:23:33.780 first time. 03:23:33.780 --> 03:23:34.780 Oh my gosh. 03:23:34.780 --> 03:23:35.780 Oh my gosh. 03:23:35.780 --> 03:23:40.780 Bro, step in the corner, just start some motion to pillow and do it. 03:23:40.780 --> 03:23:43.780 I'm gonna hide the vomit. 03:23:43.780 --> 03:23:46.780 Is this crazy to you? 03:23:46.780 --> 03:23:48.780 This is crazy for me. 03:23:48.780 --> 03:23:49.780 I'm freaking out. 03:23:49.780 --> 03:23:53.780 This is the nicest anything I've ever been on in my entire life. 03:23:53.780 --> 03:23:56.780 I'm sweating because I'm so nervous of where I am. 03:23:56.780 --> 03:24:01.780 Growing up I used to watch these videos of Casey Neistat going in these bro. 03:24:01.780 --> 03:24:06.460 Oh, that was actually peak YouTube. 03:24:06.460 --> 03:24:08.740 Watching all the Casey Neistat videos 03:24:08.740 --> 03:24:10.420 of him riding like his fucking, 03:24:10.420 --> 03:24:13.380 his automatic skateboard around New York City 03:24:13.380 --> 03:24:16.180 and then going aboard these fucking $20,000 flights. 03:24:16.180 --> 03:24:18.620 First class seats, and I never thought 03:24:18.620 --> 03:24:20.540 that I would be in this position. 03:24:20.540 --> 03:24:23.780 Once we take off, I'm gonna give you guys a seat to work. 03:24:23.780 --> 03:24:35.140 We have officially taken off from New York City. 03:24:35.140 --> 03:24:40.460 It's about time I give you guys a sweet tour and yes it is called a sweet, not a seat. 03:24:40.460 --> 03:24:42.900 That is the level of luxury we've reached. 03:24:42.900 --> 03:24:48.300 First things first, this is the seat, come on, and I'll be the first to say this is 03:24:48.300 --> 03:24:50.980 easily the most comfortable airplane seat I've ever... 03:24:50.980 --> 03:24:57.980 thinking about it, just asking to pee. That would be the funniest thing ever. Sorry, I gotta stop, I gotta stop it. 03:24:57.980 --> 03:24:59.980 This is a view of the leg room. 03:24:59.980 --> 03:25:01.980 You're just being vomited in the corner. 03:25:04.980 --> 03:25:06.980 Vomited in the corner. 03:25:06.980 --> 03:25:11.980 Just like a roll of paper towels. Just like mushed up on it. 03:25:12.980 --> 03:25:14.980 Ignore that, ignore that. 03:25:14.980 --> 03:25:20.820 You can't even touch the wall. If we're being honest you could probably fit a whole other human doll there 03:25:22.660 --> 03:25:24.660 Gotta put that back 03:25:26.860 --> 03:25:32.020 See what I mean now this seat comes with tons of free amenities that we can add to our total 03:25:32.500 --> 03:25:41.300 Included a toiletries back inside is at body spray a middle school classic a comb tissue. Oh my god that ice chill body spray 03:25:41.300 --> 03:25:43.300 Yeah, I 03:25:43.300 --> 03:25:46.860 I would fucking tape that shut and throw it over my seat 03:25:49.540 --> 03:25:57.460 A toiletries bat inside is axe body spray ax bomb a middle school classic a comb tissue a cleansing towel 03:25:57.700 --> 03:26:03.840 Shaving cream a razor how much did he add on the cleansing towel a middle school classic a comb a tissue a cleansing towel 03:26:04.660 --> 03:26:08.020 $4 jack for the cleansing towel this shit looks like a tampon brother 03:26:08.020 --> 03:26:11.500 We're going to count this as four bucks. 03:26:11.500 --> 03:26:16.620 Shaving cream, a razor, a toothbrush with toothpaste, and some earplugs, nice. 03:26:16.620 --> 03:26:23.420 And a bunch of luxury toiletries and fragrances from this company, Booghari, I think. 03:26:23.420 --> 03:26:24.420 I don't know. 03:26:24.420 --> 03:26:34.420 Apparently this brand is quite extensive, so hopefully this will help those of us out there. 03:26:34.420 --> 03:26:35.420 Smells great. 03:26:35.420 --> 03:26:38.940 We also got some headphones, which are actually nicer than expected. 03:26:44.700 --> 03:26:47.900 We get a touch screen TV that you can control from this little- 03:26:47.900 --> 03:26:54.220 Mmm, 4 FPS. Why is every- why is every airplane fucking touch screen just so slow? 03:26:55.980 --> 03:27:00.220 We get a touch screen TV that you can control from this little iPad here, 03:27:00.220 --> 03:27:04.860 and on the TV is a subscription to every streaming platform for free. 03:27:04.860 --> 03:27:09.980 I was also giving this bag here that includes some slippers and pajamas. 03:27:09.980 --> 03:27:11.020 They're quite comfortable. 03:27:13.180 --> 03:27:16.060 I've also discovered a secret compartment here. 03:27:16.940 --> 03:27:21.340 And when it opens, you've got a mirror and a bunch of toiletries. 03:27:21.340 --> 03:27:27.420 Facial toner, eye cream, a towelette, and hello mist. 03:27:27.420 --> 03:27:29.500 I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. 03:27:29.500 --> 03:27:30.700 Hello mist review. 03:27:30.700 --> 03:27:46.940 Yo, does it not look like he has his pajamas on backwards? 03:27:46.940 --> 03:27:53.260 You can press this button here and there you go. The doors retract. I have in my own personal 03:27:53.660 --> 03:28:01.580 private area right now. If you press this button here, you also get your own personal tray table and maybe the coolest part of all 03:28:04.940 --> 03:28:10.140 All of these beverages and snacks are those like fucking pickled eggs 03:28:11.100 --> 03:28:12.700 What is that? 03:28:12.700 --> 03:28:17.740 at your disposal. Regular water, sparkling water, chocolates, snack... 03:28:17.740 --> 03:28:24.300 Oh, those look like pickled eggs. That's just chocolate. Indian masala mix. 03:28:24.300 --> 03:28:30.380 It's unamed. All completely free. Now this flight is only eight hours... 03:28:30.380 --> 03:28:36.540 Oh, when I flew home from Iceland, there was a lady that was eating raw salmon and pickled eggs 03:28:36.540 --> 03:28:42.940 And she sat right next to us and she was watching like a raunchy like 50 shades of gray film 03:28:42.940 --> 03:28:48.740 And she would lean back and like yell at her husband. She would go are you full you want any more? 03:28:49.300 --> 03:28:52.980 And it would just be like hard boiled eggs and fucking salmon 03:28:53.620 --> 03:28:57.900 And as much as I would love to rely out of a bag 03:28:58.540 --> 03:29:01.540 I'm here on a mission to profit 03:29:01.540 --> 03:29:02.980 What are you guys serving right now? 03:29:02.980 --> 03:29:04.200 Whatever you would like, please. 03:29:04.200 --> 03:29:05.200 That's what we're doing right now. 03:29:05.200 --> 03:29:06.200 Whenever I want. 03:29:06.200 --> 03:29:08.200 Can I do a champagne? 03:29:08.200 --> 03:29:10.700 Thank you. 03:29:10.700 --> 03:29:14.700 They brought out a 2015-aged Dom Perignon bottle. 03:29:14.700 --> 03:29:16.040 No idea what that... 03:29:16.040 --> 03:29:18.000 Just leave the bottle, big dog. 03:29:18.000 --> 03:29:20.340 Uh, just set down the bottle. 03:29:20.340 --> 03:29:22.540 That means all I know is it's expensive. 03:29:22.540 --> 03:29:24.040 Do you guys have caviar? 03:29:24.040 --> 03:29:25.040 Yes, we do. 03:29:25.040 --> 03:29:27.700 We don't have anything you want from the menu. 03:29:27.700 --> 03:29:29.200 That's plenty of time. 03:29:29.200 --> 03:29:31.040 So unlimited, basically. 03:29:31.040 --> 03:29:35.360 But what he didn't know is I was gonna push the full limits of that 03:29:35.360 --> 03:29:38.720 I looked it up and apparently this champagne is like 03:29:39.880 --> 03:29:45.000 $45 a glass so if I can get enough of these down it'll help immensely 03:29:45.720 --> 03:29:52.160 Yeah, enough of these down how many does he need to get down? He's got $2,500 left divided by 45 03:29:52.160 --> 03:29:55.240 Oh, yeah, Jack. You only got to put down 55 glasses of champagne 03:30:01.040 --> 03:30:08.080 tastes like every other champagne I ordered some caviar so hopefully that comes 03:30:08.080 --> 03:30:12.320 here before my caviar arrived I was brought an appetizer I got some 03:30:12.320 --> 03:30:19.120 prosciutto and melon and I'm not eating that I am not eating that let me tell 03:30:19.120 --> 03:30:23.920 you bros that's sour cream and fucking ceviche no 03:30:23.920 --> 03:30:28.920 Baratta with tomatoes. That's just not for me, brah. 03:30:28.920 --> 03:30:35.920 That bite I just took was cute. Got my champagne refilled. Yeah. Whoa, turbulence. 03:30:35.920 --> 03:30:45.920 My caviar arrived along with all of its different toppings, a basket of bread, another glass. 03:30:45.920 --> 03:30:50.920 I would just get that re-opt a million times and say, let me get another bread basket, big dog. 03:30:50.920 --> 03:30:52.840 Let me get another bread basket. 03:30:52.840 --> 03:30:53.840 Make sure it's warm. 03:30:53.840 --> 03:31:00.440 Bread, another glass of champagne, of course, and this menacing mystery shot of vodka. 03:31:00.440 --> 03:31:05.360 I've had caviar in the past, it is very fishy, but it is extremely expensive. 03:31:05.360 --> 03:31:10.000 I will eat as many freaking fish eggs as I need to, if it means we can profit from 03:31:10.000 --> 03:31:11.000 this fight. 03:31:11.000 --> 03:31:21.000 Let's try this caviar. 03:31:21.000 --> 03:31:22.000 Woo! 03:31:22.000 --> 03:31:23.000 That is really fishy. 03:31:23.000 --> 03:31:24.000 Cheers. 03:31:24.000 --> 03:31:25.000 I'm not even enjoying it. 03:31:25.000 --> 03:31:26.000 Just eating it for the dollar amount. 03:31:26.000 --> 03:31:27.000 That hits. 03:31:27.000 --> 03:31:28.000 Oh. 03:31:28.000 --> 03:31:29.000 That hits. 03:31:29.000 --> 03:31:30.000 Oh. 03:31:30.000 --> 03:31:31.000 That hits. 03:31:31.000 --> 03:31:32.000 That hits. 03:31:32.000 --> 03:31:33.000 That hits. 03:31:33.000 --> 03:31:34.000 That hits. 03:31:34.000 --> 03:31:35.000 That hits. 03:31:35.000 --> 03:31:36.000 That hits. 03:31:36.000 --> 03:31:37.000 That hits. 03:31:37.000 --> 03:31:37.840 My hands. 03:31:37.840 --> 03:31:38.680 Oh. 03:31:43.680 --> 03:31:45.480 Absolutely crooked smoke. 03:31:45.480 --> 03:31:48.720 It also came with a shot of vodka. 03:31:48.720 --> 03:31:49.880 Let's give it a shot. 03:31:53.640 --> 03:31:57.320 I honestly never thought that I would experience this level. 03:31:57.320 --> 03:31:58.760 Hey, look at that jackass. 03:31:58.760 --> 03:31:59.600 What is he filming? 03:31:59.600 --> 03:32:00.440 Look, luxury. 03:32:00.440 --> 03:32:04.160 So thank you guys so much for watching my videos. 03:32:04.160 --> 03:32:05.760 Beyond all these adventures, 03:32:05.760 --> 03:32:08.800 There is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes, 03:32:08.800 --> 03:32:12.480 like emailing, scripting, or planning my next video. 03:32:12.480 --> 03:32:15.160 And doing all of these things would be a whole lot harder 03:32:15.160 --> 03:32:16.000 without Greg. 03:32:20.000 --> 03:32:22.480 Emily with the link in the description. 03:32:22.480 --> 03:32:24.400 Now let's get back to profit. 03:32:24.400 --> 03:32:26.040 Oh my gosh. 03:32:26.040 --> 03:32:28.000 Amazing, thank you. 03:32:28.000 --> 03:32:29.400 Stakes here. 03:32:29.400 --> 03:32:30.720 Nah, that's pissing me off. 03:32:30.720 --> 03:32:32.960 That's actually pissing me off like you need that shit. 03:32:32.960 --> 03:32:35.000 Here we got a beautiful collage. 03:32:35.000 --> 03:32:38.360 Arggggggggggggg 03:32:45.600 --> 03:32:53.080 And for aside some asparagus and I don't I don't know what that is. I love asparagus too. Well 03:32:54.160 --> 03:32:56.160 What is that? 03:32:56.680 --> 03:33:01.540 It's like little onions. Let me know in the comments. I also got another glass of fancy champagne 03:33:05.000 --> 03:33:15.120 I can't believe they served that on a plane. 03:33:15.120 --> 03:33:18.760 That's also like Nick DiGiovanni himself cooked that. 03:33:18.760 --> 03:33:19.760 Another one. 03:33:19.760 --> 03:33:24.200 We have currently less than three hours until we arrive at our destination. 03:33:24.200 --> 03:33:28.080 These last three hours truly determine if we can pull this off or not. 03:33:28.080 --> 03:33:29.080 I'm starting to get- 03:33:29.080 --> 03:33:34.560 Imagine stumbling off this flight, no sleep, piss, drunk, in Italy. 03:33:36.560 --> 03:33:40.600 I'm a little bit nervous, I'm not gonna lie, but it's kind of lucky, baby. 03:33:40.600 --> 03:33:43.800 Could I get three orders of caviar at once? 03:33:43.800 --> 03:33:44.800 One? 03:33:44.800 --> 03:33:45.800 Is that possible? 03:33:45.800 --> 03:33:49.200 I think it is, it won't fit, let's see. 03:33:49.200 --> 03:33:51.200 What if it's just eggs? 03:33:51.200 --> 03:33:52.520 If it could be three at once? 03:33:52.520 --> 03:33:56.560 Oh my God, just a bowl of caviar! 03:33:56.560 --> 03:33:58.560 That is foul. 03:33:58.560 --> 03:34:00.560 That is foul. 03:34:28.560 --> 03:34:30.560 But me? I'm trying to profit. 03:34:32.760 --> 03:34:39.160 Okay, three orders of caviar. I specifically asked for sour cream and lemon. 03:34:39.160 --> 03:34:44.300 It kind of gets rid of the fishiness and makes it way easier to eat. As much as I don't want to eat all this, 03:34:44.300 --> 03:34:46.300 there's only one way to do this. 03:34:46.300 --> 03:35:00.000 Oh my god, I can't imagine having to put that down, dude. 03:35:00.000 --> 03:35:05.300 His stomach is so, bro, it is just churning. 03:35:05.300 --> 03:35:09.300 I don't think there's a less enjoyable way to do a cake. 03:35:09.300 --> 03:35:19.420 asking dude that's the funniest part is to be asked instead of just getting up and 03:35:19.420 --> 03:35:23.580 getting to take a pants can I help you with anything could I go 03:35:23.580 --> 03:35:33.900 I'm sure you guys can tell that I am cooked I think if I have one more bite of caviar 03:35:33.900 --> 03:35:38.420 or one more sip of champagne it might all come up but I don't want to quit 03:35:38.420 --> 03:35:40.860 because I owe it to you guys to give it my all. 03:35:40.860 --> 03:35:43.060 If I want any chance of... 03:35:43.060 --> 03:35:46.820 Goes to take a shower in the fucking Emirates bathroom, 03:35:46.820 --> 03:35:49.380 just starts vomiting in the shower, 03:35:49.380 --> 03:35:51.140 pushing it down the drain. 03:35:51.980 --> 03:35:53.620 Sir, is everything okay in there? 03:35:53.620 --> 03:35:55.860 Yeah, sorry, I really had a pee. 03:35:58.860 --> 03:36:02.180 Ugh, sorry, I just had a pee. 03:36:02.180 --> 03:36:04.940 Getting this challenge and profiting, I gotta lock it. 03:36:04.940 --> 03:36:07.780 The sun started to rise and I'm not gonna lie, 03:36:07.780 --> 03:36:14.340 I only became more tired, but my brain wouldn't let me give up many hours ago when I first got on board 03:36:14.340 --> 03:36:21.860 I booked a shower. Yes, this plane has an actual shower on board. What timeline do I live in? 03:36:24.860 --> 03:36:32.100 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the shower. I have all of this to myself. What the heck is this? 03:36:32.220 --> 03:36:33.900 Here is the toilet 03:36:33.900 --> 03:36:40.400 Very sanitary tons of toiletries to my taking that fucking stupid ass paper shit off 03:36:40.400 --> 03:36:42.840 I'm going to bear ass on that toilet 03:36:43.400 --> 03:36:49.360 Disposal and I even have the option to heat the floors. I can currently feel my feet being heated 03:36:49.360 --> 03:36:52.480 I can't believe I'm here. I'm gonna go ahead and hop in the shower 03:36:53.160 --> 03:36:55.160 and make the most of this 03:36:55.160 --> 03:37:02.160 I'm gonna profit as much as possible to make sure we pull this off, I'm gonna dry off, 03:37:02.160 --> 03:37:07.160 and I'm back to my seat. 03:37:07.160 --> 03:37:15.560 It would be so funny if you just blacked out in one of these videos and forgot you had 03:37:15.560 --> 03:37:20.320 a fucking film mess and you just started recording random clips of him just refilming 03:37:20.320 --> 03:37:22.520 the intro like nine times. 03:37:22.520 --> 03:37:24.520 But I'm here to profit. 03:37:24.520 --> 03:37:32.080 I return to my seat with a bright blue sky. 03:37:32.080 --> 03:37:37.480 Guys, we got about an hour left of this flight and I know if we want any chance of profiting, 03:37:37.480 --> 03:37:40.360 the next hour is absolutely crucial. 03:37:40.360 --> 03:37:46.520 The only way we can do this is if I go absolute DGEN mode and put everything on the line. 03:37:46.520 --> 03:37:51.360 We've determined that champagne and caviar is the best profit method possible and 03:37:51.360 --> 03:37:53.360 No way he orders more. 03:37:53.360 --> 03:37:55.360 For us, it's unlimited. 03:37:55.360 --> 03:38:00.360 So I'm gonna put that to the test and get as much as humanly possible for the last hour of our flight. 03:38:00.360 --> 03:38:02.360 Let's do this thing. 03:38:02.360 --> 03:38:05.360 Can I put him in another order? This is a crazy ass, but... 03:38:05.360 --> 03:38:07.360 Yo, this guy! 03:38:07.360 --> 03:38:11.360 This guy fear in his eyes. 03:38:11.360 --> 03:38:15.360 Oh my god, what is he about to ask for? 03:38:15.360 --> 03:38:19.360 Could I do four champagnes and four cabins? 03:38:19.360 --> 03:38:22.960 just wait a little bit and then we can see if I can get a little bit better. 03:38:22.960 --> 03:38:27.360 I'll just check and come back to you. Thank you so much. Guys, we've reached a point where 03:38:28.080 --> 03:38:32.400 they're worried that I'm going to eat all the caviar and drink all the champagne on board. 03:38:33.280 --> 03:38:36.960 They don't even know if there's going to be enough for anybody else. I'm not going to lie, 03:38:36.960 --> 03:38:43.840 I have a raging headache right now and- Oh my god, he's getting hung over near the end of the 03:38:43.840 --> 03:38:49.620 I don't feel my best, but I can't that's why I never understand during I understand champagne is expensive 03:38:49.620 --> 03:38:52.860 but all of these videos he drinks wine and 03:38:54.000 --> 03:38:57.560 Wine is like one of the worst alcohols 03:38:58.720 --> 03:39:03.120 That may like it makes you feel like shit like there's stuff in wine 03:39:03.120 --> 03:39:10.140 I don't know what it's called, but it makes you hungover like worse than regular. What in wine makes you hungover 03:39:13.840 --> 03:39:18.480 Yeah, tannins and histamines found in higher concentrations own red wine specifically 03:39:21.880 --> 03:39:27.960 That's more red wine stall fights high sugar content. I don't know dude that I just feel like I would just be drinking give up 03:39:27.960 --> 03:39:30.720 I hope they can make accommodations and we can 03:39:31.240 --> 03:39:37.160 Pull this off. It's weird because this challenge is so much shorter than my other profit challenges 03:39:37.160 --> 03:39:41.880 But I think this might be the hardest one I've done yet. I just hope they can give me those items 03:39:43.840 --> 03:39:55.840 Okay. Yeah. You can do two. Two caviar? Okay. Can I have however much champagne? Okay. Can I do four glasses then? 03:39:55.840 --> 03:40:03.840 Oh my god, he's so drunk. Oh my god, he's so drunk. Talking to this guy? Holy fuck. Okay. So... 03:40:03.840 --> 03:40:10.840 We might just be in luck. They said they can give me two caviar. Oh my god, the light's back in his eyes. He's excited. 03:40:10.840 --> 03:40:12.600 But champagne as I want. 03:40:12.600 --> 03:40:16.320 We have to absolutely grind if we want to pull this off. 03:40:16.320 --> 03:40:17.160 Wish me luck. 03:40:17.160 --> 03:40:18.200 I'm gonna need it. 03:40:18.200 --> 03:40:21.160 I was just served and apparently they can only give me 03:40:21.160 --> 03:40:23.320 two glasses of champagne now. 03:40:23.320 --> 03:40:27.080 Apparently this is to keep alcohol control. 03:40:27.080 --> 03:40:28.120 I don't even know. 03:40:28.120 --> 03:40:32.360 Ultimately, I think they won't serve me anymore. 03:40:32.360 --> 03:40:33.240 Jack, you just gotta, 03:40:33.240 --> 03:40:35.160 Jack, you gotta go take a little quick piss 03:40:35.160 --> 03:40:37.360 and then you come back and now you're sober. 03:40:37.360 --> 03:40:39.800 You gotta just go a little quick pee break, buddy. 03:40:40.840 --> 03:40:45.280 Come back stone cold of four glasses of champagne 03:40:51.760 --> 03:40:53.760 He actually got cut off 03:40:55.720 --> 03:41:01.320 We get the P joke of do you see so here's the thing here's the funny thing here's the funny thing about the P joke 03:41:01.320 --> 03:41:05.440 So what I'm trying to say is Jack would go ask the 03:41:06.080 --> 03:41:10.800 Flight attendant if he could go pee right and that's already innately funny because it's like why 03:41:10.840 --> 03:41:14.840 are you asking? And then he would go into the bathroom and instead of peeing, he would 03:41:14.840 --> 03:41:15.840 throw up. 03:41:15.840 --> 03:41:23.580 There are two huge things of caviar and two glasses of champagne. I have never felt more 03:41:23.580 --> 03:41:30.160 sick in a challenge ever. I wish I was over exaggerating this for the challenge, but I 03:41:30.160 --> 03:41:36.400 just want to go to sleep. I have like the worst headache ever. I guess I have no choice 03:41:36.400 --> 03:41:38.400 But demolish this 03:41:40.800 --> 03:41:45.520 I can't believe how bad the caviar started to get and how salty 03:41:52.720 --> 03:41:59.840 Can't believe how bad the caviar started to get and how salty and tough it was to get down it only got worse 03:41:59.960 --> 03:42:05.480 I'm so tired. I'm so full. I don't want to drink the champagne at all 03:42:05.480 --> 03:42:10.160 Oh, this is me trying to keep my eyes open by the way. 03:42:10.160 --> 03:42:12.600 I honestly thought about falling asleep here, 03:42:12.600 --> 03:42:14.600 but I didn't somehow. 03:42:14.600 --> 03:42:17.000 In fact, I pulled myself up and down 03:42:17.000 --> 03:42:21.480 to these two glasses of champagne back to back. 03:42:21.480 --> 03:42:24.480 There's a good chance I might have to go to the bathroom 03:42:24.480 --> 03:42:25.200 for this. 03:42:25.200 --> 03:42:28.240 Looking back, I don't really remember much of this. 03:42:28.240 --> 03:42:31.080 All I know is this was the most down bad I've ever 03:42:31.080 --> 03:42:33.040 been for a profiting challenge. 03:42:33.040 --> 03:42:40.380 And I usually know he needs to be ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 03:42:40.380 --> 03:42:42.520 And it all loops back, chat. 03:42:42.520 --> 03:42:43.600 And it all loops back. 03:42:43.600 --> 03:42:48.720 Never do this but I can't do a conclusion and this is, this was my plan. 03:42:48.720 --> 03:42:55.440 I'm trying to stay strong but I think right now the best thing I can do is take a 25 03:42:55.440 --> 03:42:59.240 minute nap and I'll see you guys on the other side. 03:42:59.240 --> 03:43:00.240 I think it's a bad play. 03:43:00.240 --> 03:43:01.240 I think it's a bad play. 03:43:01.240 --> 03:43:05.080 because he's going to wake up and he's going to feel worse that's what i that's what i do 03:43:06.120 --> 03:43:14.280 this is the reality this is it and this 25 minutes of rest ended up being more like an hour 03:43:14.280 --> 03:43:17.560 i slept through my alarm the plan is landing now 03:43:23.000 --> 03:43:28.440 in this moment i did feel very defeated but looking back it's kind of insane that i was 03:43:28.440 --> 03:43:32.360 able to drink 22 glasses of champagne and profit over- 03:43:32.360 --> 03:43:34.360 Oh my god! 03:43:34.360 --> 03:43:40.520 For $3,000 in such a short time for all in all, I'd consider that a win. 03:43:40.520 --> 03:43:44.840 I am now convinced there's no way to profit off a first-class ticket. 03:43:44.840 --> 03:43:49.480 150,000 likes, I'll continue the series. I gotta go get some sleep. 03:43:49.480 --> 03:43:53.080 Continue the series and do fucking what? Train rides? 03:43:53.080 --> 03:43:56.520 I feel like- I feel like bro, he's done so much. That was a good ass video though. 03:43:56.520 --> 03:44:03.600 Brad 12 drinks in the lab before flying in what's in what's stone cold sober actually 03:44:05.360 --> 03:44:10.400 Literally perfectly so he's like all right now. Let's lock in for the actual challenge 03:44:11.760 --> 03:44:16.400 Twin super and twin of the sub sub of the sub Nick think of the three as they catch a couple of the death 03:44:16.400 --> 03:44:22.080 Basically to sum up a bullshit thought do you think after a very long period of time our atoms or something will make some type of life 03:44:22.080 --> 03:44:26.280 So after trillions of years me Nicholas won't be alive with my consciousness will reset at something else 03:44:26.520 --> 03:44:30.140 Tell me if I'm just fried. 03:44:30.140 --> 03:44:32.520 Well, your atoms cannot be created or destroyed. 03:44:32.520 --> 03:44:33.760 They can only be transformed. 03:44:33.760 --> 03:44:36.880 So some part of you could, yeah, eventually transition 03:44:36.880 --> 03:44:38.760 in some weird, miraculous way, where 03:44:38.760 --> 03:44:42.160 they combine into some other conscious form of you. 03:44:42.160 --> 03:44:44.280 Probably unlikely, but yeah. 03:44:44.280 --> 03:44:45.840 Ellen, only in JB, take it with the sub. 03:44:45.840 --> 03:44:47.240 Ozzy, Jay, and Bucky, put the sub on. 03:44:47.240 --> 03:44:50.000 Take it with the three. 03:44:50.000 --> 03:44:51.560 No, I have not. 03:44:51.560 --> 03:44:53.080 You can send that in the video session tab, though. 03:44:53.080 --> 03:44:55.400 TV and Fiat, send the sub clover to the three. 03:44:55.400 --> 03:44:58.360 Yes, super Daniel with the sub wolf thank you for the thousand buddies Jack's low key goaded 03:44:58.360 --> 03:45:01.260 He is RK deaf and neck for the sub it's over the subject of the three 03:45:01.760 --> 03:45:04.060 Amy and was there of the sub a casual thing of the three 03:45:05.760 --> 03:45:08.640 English major came up to say the word modifying is described embarrassment 03:45:09.160 --> 03:45:13.100 Slash shame not fear viewer for three years just finally decided today's day to be annoying chatter 03:45:13.880 --> 03:45:17.840 Mortifying is to describe embarrassment slash shame not fear 03:45:25.400 --> 03:45:32.400 Yeah, but everybody knows what I mean. Wow, Mortiflight doesn't mean scary. I don't really care. I'm still going to use it that way. 03:45:32.400 --> 03:45:35.400 So, I'll send the subcash wall over to the 3-6, thank you for the 3. 03:45:35.400 --> 03:45:42.400 Commander and I, thank you for the sub. Amends and some for the sub. Alright, we got one more video, but I gotta go pest again. 03:45:42.400 --> 03:45:47.400 For the fucking 8th time this stream. So, yeah, calm me down. 03:45:47.400 --> 03:45:52.400 And we'll go pest and be back. May I take it for the sub? Alright. 03:45:52.400 --> 03:45:54.400 Oh 03:47:52.400 --> 03:48:12.720 All righty killer and modern for the sub so fear of thinking of the 2k bitties we ever 03:48:12.720 --> 03:48:16.720 gonna do a stream segment answering hypotheticals off reddit now why stop at the sub six inch 03:48:16.720 --> 03:48:18.140 and I give it a 3D to go throw up. 03:48:18.140 --> 03:48:20.100 No, kill her for the sub. 03:48:20.100 --> 03:48:23.820 All right, chat, last bit of the day. 03:48:25.900 --> 03:48:28.700 Time dilation visualized. 03:48:29.620 --> 03:48:31.020 Project Hail Mary, but the movie. 03:48:31.020 --> 03:48:33.920 Rewinding, time dilation visualized. 03:48:33.920 --> 03:48:36.500 I love Project Hail Mary, but the movie glosses over 03:48:36.500 --> 03:48:38.540 what I love about Andy Weir's novels, 03:48:38.540 --> 03:48:40.660 and that's the science of it. 03:48:40.660 --> 03:48:42.820 I guess the general public is not in the math and science, 03:48:42.820 --> 03:48:45.220 but I am, and I think fans of this channel are too. 03:48:45.220 --> 03:48:47.160 So let's do the math. 03:48:47.160 --> 03:48:49.340 In their doubt, even harder than the novel does 03:48:49.340 --> 03:48:51.180 on relativity, mass ratios, 03:48:51.180 --> 03:48:53.060 and the astrophage infection rate. 03:48:54.740 --> 03:48:55.960 That should make no sense to me. 03:48:55.960 --> 03:48:56.800 I hope it does. 03:48:56.800 --> 03:49:00.420 I hope it, you know, circles back. 03:49:01.740 --> 03:49:03.220 Roe's saying words. 03:49:04.440 --> 03:49:06.780 The movie mentions briefly that it takes in four years 03:49:06.780 --> 03:49:07.620 to get- 03:49:07.620 --> 03:49:09.700 I've never seen Project Hail Mary now. 03:49:09.700 --> 03:49:10.540 I've heard of it. 03:49:10.540 --> 03:49:12.300 It mentions briefly that it takes in four years 03:49:12.300 --> 03:49:13.380 to get to Tau City. 03:49:13.380 --> 03:49:15.420 but how city is 12 light years away. 03:49:15.420 --> 03:49:17.640 So if you can't travel faster than the speed of light, 03:49:17.640 --> 03:49:19.560 how can you get there in four? 03:49:19.560 --> 03:49:22.060 Well, that's where time dilation comes in. 03:49:22.060 --> 03:49:23.220 We can't travel. 03:49:23.220 --> 03:49:27.220 If it takes 12 light years to get somewhere 03:49:27.220 --> 03:49:29.140 and you can't even travel the speed of light, 03:49:29.140 --> 03:49:31.500 how does it take you four years to get somewhere? 03:49:31.500 --> 03:49:34.460 Well, as you get faster, time dilation is 03:49:34.460 --> 03:49:37.460 as you get faster, relatively time is slower 03:49:37.460 --> 03:49:39.180 to everybody else around you, right? 03:49:39.180 --> 03:49:41.020 Or is that time relativity? 03:49:41.020 --> 03:49:42.620 Well, faster than the speed of light, 03:49:42.620 --> 03:49:48.920 something weird happens the closer you get to it time slows down and if you keep 03:49:48.920 --> 03:49:52.180 Oh my god losers that shit skip and chat 03:49:52.180 --> 03:49:56.060 see ya see ya now we're watching this 03:49:56.060 --> 03:50:02.540 accelerating time keeps time slows down if you keep accelerating time keeps 03:50:02.540 --> 03:50:06.980 slowing down constant acceleration yeah but it keeps slowing down relatively 03:50:06.980 --> 03:50:11.140 though right because the way that you internally experience time doesn't 03:50:11.140 --> 03:50:16.980 change regardless of how fast you're going. Like the rate at which your neurons fire and you 03:50:16.980 --> 03:50:24.420 experience thoughts and perception does not change. But your physical body experience time 03:50:24.420 --> 03:50:28.980 relatively different, comparable to everybody else. Like the universe in your own mind doesn't 03:50:28.980 --> 03:50:32.420 change. Creation is like the eighth wonder of the world. If you can keep it up, it's like 03:50:32.420 --> 03:50:37.060 compounding interest. Extremely far away things become closer and closer because of this time 03:50:37.060 --> 03:50:41.940 dilation which begs the question to me how long would it take to get the Betelgeuse or the edge of 03:50:41.940 --> 03:50:47.780 our galaxy or the nearest neighbor galaxies? The answer is that we can travel anywhere in the 03:50:47.780 --> 03:50:53.860 universe within a human lifetime. Let's see it in action. Yeah but you couldn't it wouldn't work 03:50:53.860 --> 03:50:59.780 like the problem with that is like say you were able to slingshot somebody at such a speed 03:50:59.780 --> 03:51:05.860 that in their perspective, they reach the Andromeda Galaxy in five years, you know. 03:51:06.660 --> 03:51:12.340 By the time they get there and come back, everyone they know will be dead. 03:51:14.020 --> 03:51:19.380 Similar to Interstellar. Like, you wouldn't be able to use any of the info that you gathered 03:51:19.380 --> 03:51:26.500 because anyone else that's not on the mission is effectively useless in, like, you would be 03:51:26.500 --> 03:51:30.500 setting up this mission to send somebody out knowing that like your grandkids would be the 03:51:30.500 --> 03:51:33.580 ones that's receiving this guy that's leaving. 03:51:33.580 --> 03:51:39.340 Taucedi is 12 11.9 light years actually below us in relation to the galactic plane. 03:51:39.340 --> 03:51:42.020 But first before we get to Taucedi, let's start with our closest neighbor. 03:51:42.020 --> 03:51:46.460 Let's start with Alpha Centauri and see what a hypothetical trip from Earth to Alpha Centauri 03:51:46.460 --> 03:51:49.580 would be like on the Hail Mary. 03:51:49.580 --> 03:51:51.500 This orange tube is not a wormhole. 03:51:51.500 --> 03:51:53.020 It's a representation of how. 03:51:53.020 --> 03:51:55.300 It all means sun, by the way. 03:51:55.300 --> 03:51:59.740 I think this is our universe, this is our solar system, right? 03:51:59.740 --> 03:52:04.060 Fast time is going for our ship relative to Earth. 03:52:04.060 --> 03:52:06.900 We start the trip accelerating at 1.5 G's. 03:52:06.900 --> 03:52:12.780 If we get up to relativistic speeds extremely quickly, after only five months of accelerating, 03:52:12.780 --> 03:52:15.980 we're already going more than half of the speed of light. 03:52:15.980 --> 03:52:20.220 And while five months have passed for us on the ship, time has already slowed down 03:52:20.220 --> 03:52:22.020 and six months have passed on Earth. 03:52:23.180 --> 03:52:27.100 By the midpoint, we're traveling 97% of the speed of light 03:52:27.100 --> 03:52:29.540 in a year and a half have passed on the ship, 03:52:29.540 --> 03:52:33.340 but more than two and a half have passed on Earth. 03:52:34.260 --> 03:52:36.220 If you want to come to a stop at Alpha Centauri, 03:52:36.220 --> 03:52:38.420 it's here where we have to flip around 03:52:38.420 --> 03:52:39.900 and burn to slow down. 03:52:39.900 --> 03:52:41.920 And our time dilation start going back to normal 03:52:41.920 --> 03:52:43.620 as we slow down to normal speeds. 03:52:43.620 --> 03:52:44.460 Okay. 03:52:50.220 --> 03:53:00.340 Wow! So you would get to Alpha Centauri in Earth's five year, five months, but for you 03:53:00.340 --> 03:53:07.940 only two years and nine months? But if we don't slow down, if we keep accelerating, time 03:53:07.940 --> 03:53:19.580 keeps getting slower. And that's the key. As we keep accelerating, our velocity tapers 03:53:19.580 --> 03:53:23.500 off because we can never get past the speed of light. It's asymptotic. We just keep adding 03:53:23.500 --> 03:53:29.180 9s to our 99.9 whatever of the speed of light. But the time dilation doesn't taper off. It's not 03:53:29.180 --> 03:53:35.980 bounded. The more we keep accelerating, the more time slows down. From the ship's perspective, 03:53:35.980 --> 03:53:42.060 it's exponential. Every additional year of acceleration, the time dilation roughly doubles. 03:53:43.660 --> 03:53:46.860 If we compare the trip to Alpha Centauri to the trip to Tau Ceti, 03:53:46.860 --> 03:53:48.860 You can see this in action 03:53:51.020 --> 03:53:53.300 Bro, this is like so trippy though 03:53:54.660 --> 03:53:59.240 Because then like obviously a neuron a photon isn't conscious 03:53:59.240 --> 03:54:02.740 But from like light the perspective of like light 03:54:03.600 --> 03:54:07.180 The universe has been around for a very short amount of time 03:54:08.000 --> 03:54:12.820 Because time in like 30 like yeah, you say the big bang happened 13 point blank billion years ago 03:54:12.820 --> 03:54:15.380 13 billion nine billion years ago or however long but it's like 03:54:16.860 --> 03:54:23.480 If you were a photon am I making sense if you were a photon of light like it would be like just like a blank of an eye 03:54:23.720 --> 03:54:25.220 Mods van Ruto 03:54:25.220 --> 03:54:29.540 Moth and JDW for the sub yo anybody that's saying it's boring or you don't want to watch it just leave the stream 03:54:29.540 --> 03:54:31.540 I don't want you here 03:54:31.540 --> 03:54:32.840 Thoughts on pickles 03:54:32.840 --> 03:54:35.820 Roosters think of the thousand buddies hate pickles the ender and doctor for the sub Josh 03:54:36.020 --> 03:54:40.420 Think of the red cam and be thinking of the sub roosters for the 2200 betties. Why I sound killer with the sub on it 03:54:40.420 --> 03:54:42.420 What's up? 03:54:42.420 --> 03:54:47.420 God damn! 03:54:47.420 --> 03:54:51.820 12 years for Earth, 3 for the ship. 03:54:51.820 --> 03:54:56.740 It only takes about 1 year longer than the trip to Alpha Centauri even though it's 3 03:54:56.740 --> 03:54:58.740 times farther away. 03:54:58.740 --> 03:55:01.980 Rocky's trip from Forty-Ear of Donny took about the same too because they're about 03:55:01.980 --> 03:55:04.140 the same distance from Taos City than we are. 03:55:04.140 --> 03:55:07.940 Damn, is this a movie or is this a show? 03:55:07.940 --> 03:55:10.500 Or a book? 03:55:10.500 --> 03:55:11.500 Project Hail Mary. 03:55:11.500 --> 03:55:13.100 I feel like I might have seen this. 03:55:16.740 --> 03:55:18.360 Oh no, this just came out. 03:55:19.740 --> 03:55:21.560 This is Ryan Gosling, Science Teacher, 03:55:21.560 --> 03:55:23.500 Rylan Grace wakes up on a spaceship, 03:55:23.500 --> 03:55:25.980 no recollection of who he is or how he got there. 03:55:26.900 --> 03:55:29.020 He has to solve a riddle behind a mysterious substance 03:55:29.020 --> 03:55:31.460 that's causing the sun to die out. 03:55:31.460 --> 03:55:32.300 Interesting. 03:55:34.540 --> 03:55:35.900 About 10 layers. 03:55:35.900 --> 03:55:37.780 So the time dilation is pretty much the same 03:55:37.780 --> 03:55:40.540 if they took the same clip and burn profile, 03:55:40.540 --> 03:55:43.260 But to really see the power of this, 03:55:43.260 --> 03:55:45.500 we need to go much further. 03:55:45.500 --> 03:55:49.020 Beetle juice is about 500 light years away. 03:55:49.020 --> 03:55:51.060 With the same level of acceleration, 03:55:51.060 --> 03:55:54.180 the trip would only take eight and a half years. 03:55:54.180 --> 03:55:57.340 At the midpoint, we will reach 99.999% 03:55:57.340 --> 03:55:58.780 of the speed of light. 03:55:58.780 --> 03:56:02.380 But if you were to somehow be able to do this today, 03:56:02.380 --> 03:56:07.260 you would, somebody on earth gets a beetle juice 03:56:07.260 --> 03:56:11.980 In your perspective, from Earth years, 03:56:11.980 --> 03:56:14.180 if you were still just doing, for some reason, 03:56:14.180 --> 03:56:17.460 365 days per year, which is only relative to somebody 03:56:17.460 --> 03:56:20.700 that's on our solar system, on Earth, 03:56:20.700 --> 03:56:25.700 but you would get to Beetlejuice in 2032, 03:56:27.060 --> 03:56:32.060 but it would be like 2,516 on Earth. 03:56:33.420 --> 03:56:34.900 Like it would have been, 03:56:34.900 --> 03:56:40.580 amount of time would have passed from like the medieval ages. Like that would be so fucking long. 03:56:42.100 --> 03:56:47.140 I've scaled up the travel lines, but it's often the case with cosmological distances. Things are 03:56:47.140 --> 03:56:50.660 getting hard to see. To really understand the exponential nature of this, we have to change 03:56:50.660 --> 03:56:54.340 the way we're looking at this. We've got to move the stars around here. Let's compress 03:56:54.340 --> 03:56:58.820 everything based on how long it takes to travel to them. In order to illustrate that, 03:56:58.820 --> 03:57:02.980 let's add in some more stars like the Pleiades cluster, which is a famous star cluster 03:57:02.980 --> 03:57:08.340 slightly closer than Betelgeuse, and the Orion Nebula, which is a thousand light years further than Betelgeuse. 03:57:09.220 --> 03:57:12.340 When we engage our time dilation, this is what happens. 03:57:15.540 --> 03:57:19.300 Remember, the farther away an object is, the more time dilation affects it. 03:57:19.300 --> 03:57:23.540 So the Pleiades and Betelgeuse are only slightly further than Tau Setti and Eridani, 03:57:23.540 --> 03:57:28.820 and the Orion Nebula, which was a thousand light years further, is now just slightly farther than Betelgeuse. 03:57:28.820 --> 03:57:32.780 Yo, I feel like there's like a weird dystopian future 03:57:32.780 --> 03:57:35.020 where a billionaire just leaves Earth 03:57:35.020 --> 03:57:39.860 and flies away at like near light speed 03:57:39.860 --> 03:57:42.660 and then comes back like 10 years later 03:57:42.660 --> 03:57:44.220 from their perspective, 03:57:44.220 --> 03:57:46.020 just to see if people on Earth 03:57:46.020 --> 03:57:49.620 have created some form of like immortality. 03:57:49.620 --> 03:57:52.100 Like that would be a way for like Elon Musk 03:57:52.100 --> 03:57:54.820 to theoretically stay immortal 03:57:54.820 --> 03:57:59.380 is if he were able to leave Earth's system 03:57:59.380 --> 03:58:04.220 and go at such fast speeds that he just kind of dips 03:58:04.220 --> 03:58:07.700 for like 20 years and comes back. 03:58:07.700 --> 03:58:11.840 But on Earth, it would have been like 500 years. 03:58:11.840 --> 03:58:12.680 And he would be like, 03:58:12.680 --> 03:58:15.180 hey, have you guys like figured out how to like, 03:58:16.100 --> 03:58:19.060 you know, live forever yet or? 03:58:19.060 --> 03:58:21.180 Bullies, people just took eight and a half years. 03:58:21.180 --> 03:58:22.180 I don't know what you're on about. 03:58:22.180 --> 03:58:24.220 I feel like I'm making perfect sense. 03:58:24.220 --> 03:58:28.060 Because from his perspective, he, because we can't be immortal right now, 03:58:28.420 --> 03:58:32.440 but if he has enough money to somehow slingshot himself outside of Earth's 03:58:32.440 --> 03:58:37.440 gravity in our solar system at such fast speeds that in his perspective, 03:58:37.440 --> 03:58:40.700 he just kind of has to spend 15 years on a ship and, you know, 03:58:40.720 --> 03:58:44.300 kind of hedges the bet that like within the next five centuries, 03:58:44.540 --> 03:58:48.360 humans don't go extinct, don't kill each other and somehow find, you know, 03:58:48.360 --> 03:58:51.940 a cure for every illness. He could come back and be immortal. 03:58:51.940 --> 03:58:55.940 get to and the Orion Nebula only takes nine and a half. 03:58:55.940 --> 03:58:59.940 What if he came back to nothing? I mean that's a risk he would have to take. 03:58:59.940 --> 03:59:06.940 You can kind of now see how it's getting squished up around the edge and that's the same thing that's going to happen for the rest of the stars in our galaxy. 03:59:06.940 --> 03:59:10.940 Our entire galaxy becomes a squished shell right on the edge of our doorstep. 03:59:21.940 --> 03:59:31.940 Other galaxies too get pushed right to the edge. The large Magellanic cloud, which is 160,000 light-years away, takes 16 years. 03:59:32.940 --> 03:59:40.940 Andromeda, our closest large galaxy, which is normally 2.5 million light-years away, takes just under 20 years to get to. 03:59:40.940 --> 03:59:47.860 The Virgo Cluster, a cluster of a couple thousand galaxies, which is 54 million light-years away, 03:59:47.860 --> 03:59:51.420 would take just 23 years and 7 months. 03:59:51.420 --> 03:59:58.060 And finally, the edge of the observable universe, 46.5 billion light-years away, would take 03:59:58.060 --> 04:00:01.500 just 32 years and 3 months. 04:00:01.500 --> 04:00:05.340 Oh my god! 04:00:05.340 --> 04:00:08.040 Yeah. 04:00:08.040 --> 04:00:12.620 At which point we will be travelling, 99.999999999999999. 04:00:12.620 --> 04:00:20.940 Yeah, but I understand her, wait, he's saying this ship would travel with like a solar, 04:00:20.940 --> 04:00:25.420 like a solar kite-esque formation that they have on like satellites? 04:00:25.420 --> 04:00:29.580 And you had something that was a rocket or a ship with that level of mass, would 04:00:29.580 --> 04:00:34.180 it be able to go that fast though? 04:00:34.180 --> 04:00:41.700 9 21 9 solar sail or whatever it's called light 46.5 billion years would have passed on Earth because 04:00:41.700 --> 04:00:47.700 we're basically going to speed of light. This would require a lot of energy. Actually, in this 04:00:47.700 --> 04:00:50.740 example, it would require a lot of matter, because that's what we're doing. That's what 04:00:50.740 --> 04:00:56.900 astrophage is doing. It's converting matter into energy. Astrophage is like a little e equals mc 04:00:56.900 --> 04:01:01.060 squared bio engine. So how much matter do we need for this trip to the edge of the universe? 04:01:01.060 --> 04:01:06.940 about 506 trillion tons, which is the mass of 87 Earths. 04:01:06.940 --> 04:01:14.860 Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, and we've gone from, like, cool hypothetical to complete sci-fi. 04:01:14.860 --> 04:01:15.940 All right. 04:01:15.940 --> 04:01:21.380 And this starts asking the question, how much mass is too much? Because we're already idealizing a 04:01:21.380 --> 04:01:27.260 lot of things here. In modern rocket engineering, a mass ratio of 20 to 1 is considered realistic. 04:01:27.260 --> 04:01:33.260 That means the fuel weighs 20 times more than the ship and the fact that's exactly what the mass ratio of the project 04:01:33.260 --> 04:01:39.960 Hail Mary was in the novel the ship needed 2 million kilograms of astrophage to reach Tau steady in four years and the ship weighed 04:01:40.260 --> 04:01:42.260 100,000 kilograms 20 to 1 04:01:42.820 --> 04:01:44.820 Problem is that was a mistake by Andy Weir 04:01:45.260 --> 04:01:49.260 2 million kilograms is what was needed if it was a flyby 04:01:49.900 --> 04:01:53.100 To stop at the destination you need to square that number 04:01:53.100 --> 04:01:57.440 So what it really needed was 400 million kilograms I 04:02:02.100 --> 04:02:04.500 Reached out to anywhere and he responded and confirmed this 04:02:04.940 --> 04:02:08.740 Which would mean a mass ratio of 400 to 1 which is a little unreasonable 04:02:08.740 --> 04:02:15.700 But we do have an option to save a little a little unreasonable. What are we flying the fucking death star? 04:02:16.860 --> 04:02:22.260 Jesus Christ 400 million kilograms. What does that even look like? 04:02:23.100 --> 04:02:29.660 Some fuel. We don't need to accelerate for the whole period and that's what Andy Weir says he changed. He said he added a coast phase 04:02:30.260 --> 04:02:32.260 Okay, so let's do the math 04:02:32.260 --> 04:02:38.160 Using the same specs from the book 1.5 G's of acceleration if we coast for 85 percent of the time 04:02:38.500 --> 04:02:45.860 That is we accelerate for about one light year coast for 10 and then decelerate for one. We'll get there in six years and eight months 04:02:46.740 --> 04:02:49.280 Confusing to me in the movie. They didn't fix this 04:02:49.280 --> 04:02:54.240 There's a point at which at the end the computer says it's going to take four years of two months and 11 days 04:02:54.640 --> 04:02:57.800 Which is almost exactly a 50% coast phase 04:02:57.960 --> 04:03:02.880 So that seems intentional to me like maybe that was Andy weir's fix to do 50% coast phase 04:03:02.880 --> 04:03:05.720 But with a 50% coast phase the mass ratio becomes 04:03:06.560 --> 04:03:10.320 124 to 1 which would mean the ship would have had to have weighed 04:03:11.120 --> 04:03:17.000 16 tons dry I gotta write a note to myself to watch this fucking movie because this seems so sick 04:03:17.000 --> 04:03:24.700 And I know that they probably get a lot of the science wrong in this film, but it's still just like a fucking cool ass idea 04:03:26.180 --> 04:03:30.520 Or used more astrophage in the movie they say it still uses two million kilograms of astrophage 04:03:30.640 --> 04:03:37.200 But honestly, there are so many assumptions we're making here that 124 to 1 maybe that's plausible in this universe holding astrophage 04:03:37.280 --> 04:03:39.880 You can play around yourself with these numbers on my website 04:03:39.880 --> 04:03:41.920 This is the calculator on my website either way 04:03:41.920 --> 04:03:46.880 I'm still inspired that it's still physically possible to reach other galaxies within the known laws of physics 04:03:47.000 --> 04:03:52.960 Because there could be other methods of generating insane amounts of energy in the far future like a Kugelblitz drive or something else crazy 04:03:52.960 --> 04:03:55.760 And we could still get there without wormholes or breaking physics 04:03:56.400 --> 04:03:58.140 While I'm in the mode of being an arm 04:03:58.140 --> 04:04:02.360 Yeah, but I'm gonna be dead for that shit and I'm gonna have well 04:04:02.360 --> 04:04:05.520 I'm not gonna have FOMO because I'm gonna be dead, but I'm having FOMO right now 04:04:05.520 --> 04:04:10.240 So fuck the people in the future because like just like the mentality of a drunk guy 04:04:10.240 --> 04:04:14.960 I don't have to deal with the hangover the next guy does fuck the other people Wow 04:04:14.960 --> 04:04:16.960 I kind of sound like an old person right now 04:04:17.000 --> 04:04:26.000 I'm not saying fuck the other people like let's not help the future generations. I'm more so saying let's fucking do this shit right now 04:04:26.000 --> 04:04:33.120 Yo, like let's put all of our money into stopping like wars having world peace 04:04:33.920 --> 04:04:39.400 fucking solving all of our problems and then just going let's just throw money at fucking space 04:04:40.320 --> 04:04:42.320 Let's just throw money at space 04:04:42.320 --> 04:04:45.720 Let's keep throwing money at space. Let's go do some crazy shit. 04:04:45.720 --> 04:04:50.720 I'm a chair physicist. There is one other flaw in Project Hail Mary that I thought was interesting. 04:04:50.720 --> 04:04:55.320 In the story, Tau Setti is the only star nearby Earth which is not dimming due to 04:04:55.320 --> 04:04:56.920 Space and weed. Yup. 04:04:56.920 --> 04:05:02.720 The astrophage infection, canonically in the novel, as they're tracing back where it came from they say that 04:05:02.720 --> 04:05:08.720 And then some Rick and Morty drug where I eat it and then I teleport to another dimension and I fucking live there for a few years. 04:05:08.720 --> 04:05:10.720 And then I come back. 04:05:10.720 --> 04:05:13.800 The sun was infected, but not like Salvia because that's scary. 04:05:13.800 --> 04:05:20.940 It was infected by Y's 08-55-07-14, which was infected by Sirius, which was infected by Epsilon 04:05:20.940 --> 04:05:21.940 Eridani. 04:05:21.940 --> 04:05:28.040 They also say that Y is infected with Wolf 359, the land 21185 and Ross 128. 04:05:28.040 --> 04:05:33.120 From this they deduce that the range at which astrophage can survive interstellar distances 04:05:33.120 --> 04:05:38.520 is 8 light years, and thus the range that it can infect other stars is 8 light years. 04:05:38.520 --> 04:05:42.240 is in real life wise is 11 light years from serious. So that's 04:05:42.240 --> 04:05:45.840 no go. The shortest distance from Tau city to Seoul in less than 04:05:45.840 --> 04:05:50.120 eight light year hops would have been Tau city to Lassail 9352 04:05:50.200 --> 04:05:58.280 Lassail 8760 Ross 154 Barnards star and so look, I'm playing 04:05:58.280 --> 04:06:01.040 elite dangers. But that wasn't actually the problem that I 04:06:01.040 --> 04:06:03.800 thought was interesting. The problem is that if eight light 04:06:03.800 --> 04:06:08.240 years is indeed the infection range, 90% of stars in our 04:06:08.240 --> 04:06:13.200 galaxy have another star within eight light years it's in my opinion probable that astrophage would 04:06:13.200 --> 04:06:18.640 have spread throughout the entire galaxy like a plague affecting nearly every star yo i'm gonna be the 04:06:18.640 --> 04:06:22.720 dork that's gonna ask this question what's the fuck is astrophage 04:06:26.720 --> 04:06:32.880 an alien microbe parasite from project hail mary that feeds on stellar energy threatening to 04:06:32.880 --> 04:06:37.320 to trigger an Ice Age on Earth. Okay, so it's a fictional parasite. 04:06:38.600 --> 04:06:41.940 Burr. God, I want to I wish I watched the movie before I 04:06:41.940 --> 04:06:44.640 watched this. Mads VanHood. Yeah, I get them out of here. 04:06:44.800 --> 04:06:47.000 It sort of depends on the distribution of stars. And 04:06:47.000 --> 04:06:50.400 there are some filters that could have could have limited it. But 04:06:50.400 --> 04:06:52.200 I just thought it was interesting to visualize what an 04:06:52.200 --> 04:06:54.480 eight light year range spread would have looked like in our 04:06:54.480 --> 04:06:58.760 nearby stars. This is using the ATHYG stellar catalog, by 04:06:58.760 --> 04:07:01.120 the way, which is not a full representation of all the 04:07:01.120 --> 04:07:07.280 stars in our neighborhood but it's pretty close. The point is, this is an awesome sci-fi. 04:07:07.280 --> 04:07:11.280 I saw an interview with the directors of the movie who said that the story is about saving 04:07:11.280 --> 04:07:16.480 the galaxy by making a friend. But the novel is deeper than that. It's about making a friend 04:07:16.480 --> 04:07:21.440 who's a complimentary thinker to you, who's not the same but gets you and you get him. 04:07:22.000 --> 04:07:25.440 And it makes me feel less alone, I guess. Although if you did have to go to another 04:07:25.440 --> 04:07:30.640 star system and find a literal alien to feel less alone. But having seen the movie and seen 04:07:30.640 --> 04:07:34.240 reactions from all different types of people. It's starting to illustrate to me the difference 04:07:34.240 --> 04:07:39.280 between me and the normies. It's starting to. I still need some time to process it, 04:07:39.280 --> 04:07:43.360 but let me know what you guys think. Is it supposed to be like a comedy sci-fi? I feel 04:07:43.360 --> 04:07:47.920 like it's a little jokester maybe. If you want to dig even deeper into the math and science 04:07:47.920 --> 04:07:55.760 behind Project Hail Mary, I would recommend- Oh, WVN, okay. Reaching to the author and 04:07:55.760 --> 04:08:00.640 confirmed. Brode that ass did. I know the source. It checks out. That is funny. 04:08:00.640 --> 04:08:04.400 Jobar, I think of the three on my account with some for two years. I've done band requests 04:08:04.400 --> 04:08:09.040 denied. I'd love to regain access to the community, but I mainly want to know what I did. I don't 04:08:09.040 --> 04:08:12.720 know your username. You didn't let me know, brother. Alex for the sub kid and whoever 04:08:12.720 --> 04:08:15.440 the sub that for the sub Aaron, think of the three or the five speaking of BOS. 04:08:15.440 --> 04:08:19.600 You should look up as a 2044 GGI. It was a super love of a document of just hours 04:08:19.600 --> 04:08:21.120 before it's exposure. Really beautiful picture. 04:08:25.760 --> 04:08:28.760 Oh, that is awesome. 04:08:28.760 --> 04:08:31.760 Why is it so low quality? 04:08:31.760 --> 04:08:35.760 How do I get a bigger image? 04:08:35.760 --> 04:08:39.760 Why is the image that tiny? 04:08:39.760 --> 04:08:41.760 You can zoom it in, that's all low quality. 04:08:41.760 --> 04:08:42.760 Look sick though. 04:08:42.760 --> 04:08:45.760 Cap and X for the sub-business for the five. 04:08:45.760 --> 04:08:47.760 Vast large in space, we can't even comprehend the size of it. 04:08:47.760 --> 04:08:50.760 JTown on R2 for the sub-VC for the sub-N3 for the three. 04:08:50.760 --> 04:08:52.760 Front-thus perspective, that's instant. 04:08:52.760 --> 04:08:54.760 Yeah, JW and Moth for the sub-Zaw and Andrew for the sub-CAN. 04:08:54.760 --> 04:08:59.760 So, if you want to see more of the stuff can be plattable this December since they give it a 2200 but he's more think of a three. Have you seen it visible now? 04:08:59.760 --> 04:09:07.260 All right. Shats. We're going to call that there. That was a W fucking stream. A bit of a short one. 04:09:07.260 --> 04:09:11.760 Jibart thinking of a three. Am I using a name? I will look at it right now. G will. 04:09:16.760 --> 04:09:23.760 You spammed do not redeem it during a body cam of an Indian person. 04:09:24.760 --> 04:09:33.800 So presumably racism, I am not sure though my mods could look but I'm not going to look into that right now brother. I'm sorry 04:09:34.360 --> 04:09:37.980 I posted on YouTube Chaco peep that but outside of that chat. It was W stream 04:09:37.980 --> 04:09:40.700 I hope you guys have fun watching out of some time streaming 04:09:41.160 --> 04:09:45.200 If you haven't been easy, but excuse it play video such a game so chef. I'll be live tomorrow at like 1 30 04:09:45.360 --> 04:09:52.080 EST we're gonna be doing random games till 5 then these rafts for the Valoran tournaments happening and Val attorney at 5 30 04:09:52.080 --> 04:09:56.080 We're going to do the Sunday Etsy review around like one as well. 04:09:56.080 --> 04:10:02.080 Our Etsy product review into reacting to the Wi-Fi's video. 04:10:02.080 --> 04:10:05.080 That's like two hours long, so that'll be the only React Sunday. 04:10:05.080 --> 04:10:08.080 Monday, CS with Killdozer at 3.30. 04:10:08.080 --> 04:10:11.080 We're opening cases, playing CS during other random shit. 04:10:11.080 --> 04:10:14.080 After, shorter stream though, because I'm filming a Minecraft video afterwards. 04:10:14.080 --> 04:10:15.080 Tuesday not live. 04:10:15.080 --> 04:10:16.080 Wednesday is going to be horror games. 04:10:16.080 --> 04:10:18.080 The floor above some other random shit as well. 04:10:18.080 --> 04:10:19.080 Maybe more retro rewind. 04:10:19.080 --> 04:10:24.120 do tomorrow at 1.30 we'll probably play Retro or Rewind maybe in the content. What's the 04:10:24.120 --> 04:10:33.240 name of it? Content King? Yeah, Content King. And then obviously the Val attorney. But yeah, 04:10:33.240 --> 04:10:36.440 next Wednesday random shit, next Thursday not live next Friday. It's going to be a chess tournament 04:10:36.440 --> 04:10:41.160 at four into random shit after we get out or win. Probably not going to win though if I do 04:10:41.160 --> 04:10:44.120 to assume. 04:10:44.120 --> 04:10:45.000 What else? 04:10:45.000 --> 04:10:48.640 Next Saturday, CS with JoJo early, and then random shit. 04:10:48.640 --> 04:10:50.600 And then we have reacts the day after April 13th, 04:10:50.600 --> 04:10:51.840 988 charity stream. 04:10:54.600 --> 04:10:57.400 The 24th, we have a GeoGuessert for Tribals. 04:10:57.400 --> 04:10:59.680 And the 20th is going to be a weed mystery review. 04:10:59.680 --> 04:11:03.520 But yeah, JoVar, thank you for the five, though. 04:11:03.520 --> 04:11:04.480 But I don't know. 04:11:04.480 --> 04:11:05.880 I would need a look into the on-band. 04:11:05.880 --> 04:11:09.280 I don't necessarily think that it's like, turbo bad. 04:11:09.280 --> 04:11:13.600 But like, I kind of need my mods to look into it. 04:11:13.600 --> 04:11:18.040 Raid Adapts, for right now, I'm being my mods can look though. 04:11:18.040 --> 04:11:23.400 But Raid Jynxie, Jynxie is 42,000 viewers. 04:11:23.400 --> 04:11:25.480 I want to rate somebody that's smaller. 04:11:25.480 --> 04:11:26.520 I do love Junko though. 04:11:34.560 --> 04:11:36.760 Yugi's building a potato cannon. 04:11:36.760 --> 04:11:38.320 I kind of want to raid Yugi. 04:11:39.280 --> 04:11:41.280 I 04:11:47.920 --> 04:11:51.700 Think you sprayed it the thing you might have 04:11:53.260 --> 04:11:55.600 Yeah, oh my god, that's scary 04:11:55.600 --> 04:11:58.600 We're gonna spray it on the side. 04:11:58.600 --> 04:12:00.600 We're gonna, maybe, we're gonna do it. 04:12:00.600 --> 04:12:01.600 We're gonna put it in. 04:12:01.600 --> 04:12:02.600 We'll rig you. 04:12:02.600 --> 04:12:05.600 Oh my god, she's gonna date me. 04:12:05.600 --> 04:12:06.600 Oh my god. 04:12:06.600 --> 04:12:07.600 All right. 04:12:07.600 --> 04:12:08.600 Appreciate y'all. 04:12:08.600 --> 04:12:09.600 I'll be up fun, and I'll catch y'all later. 04:12:09.600 --> 04:12:11.600 We are going to rate in five. 04:12:11.600 --> 04:12:14.600 Two to four, two to three, it's you. 04:12:14.600 --> 04:12:15.600 Ellen. 04:12:15.600 --> 04:12:16.600 Errp. 04:12:16.600 --> 04:12:18.600 See you guys tomorrow. 04:12:18.600 --> 04:12:19.600 What is she?