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Actually,"}, {"start": 142.28, "end": 147.02, "text": " We have to pull first because Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers video."}, {"start": 147.02, "end": 148.62, "text": " Do we want to watch it?"}, {"start": 148.62, "end": 149.98, "text": " Here was the original plan."}, {"start": 149.98, "end": 153.44, "text": " We were going to run Retro Rewind for like an hour and a half."}, {"start": 153.44, "end": 156.7, "text": " Then we were going to run Content King for like an hour and a half."}, {"start": 156.7, "end": 161.66, "text": " Then we were going to hop into the Valorant tournament until obviously we either win or"}, {"start": 161.66, "end": 163.16, "text": " lose."}, {"start": 163.16, "end": 169.9, "text": " Tomorrow regardless is going to be the Etsy review into the Minecraft ARG Wi-Fi's"}, {"start": 169.9, "end": 170.9, "text": " video."}, {"start": 170.9, "end": 178.70000000000002, "text": " We're going to be doing the FD review into that Monday CS with killdozer at 330 opening cases playing CS random games shorter stream"}, {"start": 178.70000000000002, "end": 183.1, "text": " Because I'm filming Minecraft video after Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is going to be horror games"}, {"start": 183.9, "end": 185.9, "text": " Thursday random games Friday chess"}, {"start": 186.46, "end": 193.64000000000001, "text": " Tournament into random shit next Saturday early CS stream with Jojo and then random games after that react day that next Sunday"}, {"start": 193.64000000000001, "end": 199.82, "text": " April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream for suicide prevention slash their crisis line in general"}, {"start": 199.82, "end": 209.0, "text": " But Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers fight for a million dollars for their fan or fans one of their fans"}, {"start": 209.76, "end": 216.35999999999999, "text": " So do we want to watch that and then rip? 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I'm not opposed to that as well,"}, {"start": 251.66, "end": 256.7, "text": " just so we have more time playing Retro Rewind until we also start another Sim game at the"}, {"start": 256.7, "end": 262.64, "text": " same time so I'm fine with that normally I wouldn't and I would just wait till"}, {"start": 262.64, "end": 266.86, "text": " tomorrow but tomorrow we're not even really doing reacts I mean half of the"}, {"start": 266.86, "end": 273.02, "text": " stream is gonna be reacts but it's to a gaming video so I'm fine with doing the"}, {"start": 273.02, "end": 279.82, "text": " mr. 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"text": " All right, let's tap in chat 50 streamers for a million but wait"}, {"start": 422.22, "end": 430.86, "text": " 50 streamers fight for a million dollars I'm in this video chat I'm not in this"}, {"start": 430.86, "end": 441.70000000000005, "text": " video I am not in this video really nope not in this bed wait look I'm right"}, {"start": 441.7, "end": 452.42, "text": " there at stake wait let me try to name as many of them as I can locked in wait"}, {"start": 452.42, "end": 456.9, "text": " ask their names on there never mind as their names on their their names are on"}, {"start": 456.9, "end": 462.21999999999997, "text": " their chests okay well that would be cheating I'm gonna I think I could"}, {"start": 462.21999999999997, "end": 465.65999999999997, "text": " still name like half of them I know there's a lot of Spanish streamers here"}, {"start": 465.65999999999997, "end": 470.3, "text": " that I wouldn't be able to name though I thought of like Ibai right there"}, {"start": 471.7, "end": 480.0, "text": " Why the fuck is Dan clant are you dead ass mr. Beast now that should just piss me off"}, {"start": 480.4, "end": 485.71999999999997, "text": " Why is Dan Clancy in the fuck is Dan Clancy one of the 50 streamers?"}, {"start": 486.78, "end": 489.03999999999996, "text": " Why do I see his ass in the back there?"}, {"start": 489.7, "end": 491.7, "text": " Bro, it's not a streamer"}, {"start": 491.84, "end": 496.32, "text": " Bro is not a streamer. Yo, where's clad? Yeah, where's clavicular?"}, {"start": 496.32, "end": 525.96, "text": " And is speed a contestant or a host?"}, {"start": 525.96, "end": 530.84, "text": " We're really clout farming right now. They have the follower account of everybody under them Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 531.1600000000001, "end": 534.0, "text": " Do you think they show most followed social media? Oh?"}, {"start": 534.96, "end": 541.62, "text": " Definitely Marlin seven point seven million Marlin does not have seven million followers on tWitch. Is that cumulative?"}, {"start": 542.12, "end": 544.12, "text": " on all"}, {"start": 544.76, "end": 546.76, "text": " Alliance"}, {"start": 547.32, "end": 549.32, "text": " Strategy"}, {"start": 555.96, "end": 557.1600000000001, "text": " I'm not even doing a cube."}, {"start": 557.1600000000001, "end": 559.48, "text": " Dan Clancy just aura farming in the back"}, {"start": 559.48, "end": 561.96, "text": " because nobody's going to team up with the CEO of Twitch."}, {"start": 564.76, "end": 565.96, "text": " Just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it."}, {"start": 565.96, "end": 566.96, "text": " I really don't want to."}, {"start": 566.96, "end": 570.1600000000001, "text": " We're literally just posting up with Neon."}, {"start": 570.1600000000001, "end": 573.86, "text": " That's an interesting duo of people."}, {"start": 575.5600000000001, "end": 577.36, "text": " I'm not even doing a cube, but I'm going to go crazy."}, {"start": 577.36, "end": 580.36, "text": " These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy."}, {"start": 580.36, "end": 582.36, "text": " I do feel like the IQ's a little lower to me."}, {"start": 582.36, "end": 583.0600000000001, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 583.0600000000001, "end": 584.36, "text": " It's dropped a lot."}, {"start": 584.36, "end": 586.12, "text": " I'm serious how you're going to switch it up."}, {"start": 586.12, "end": 586.62, "text": " Let us up."}, {"start": 586.62, "end": 588.62, "text": " Kill someone, stop being scared."}, {"start": 588.62, "end": 591.12, "text": " No way, I'm going to clip on them."}, {"start": 591.12, "end": 592.36, "text": " The music is trash."}, {"start": 592.36, "end": 594.28, "text": " Oh my god, was that Fortnite?"}, {"start": 594.28, "end": 598.64, "text": " Do they have to play Fortnite while they're in this box?"}, {"start": 598.64, "end": 599.76, "text": " They're making a game card."}, {"start": 599.76, "end": 602.0, "text": " But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know."}, {"start": 602.0, "end": 603.6800000000001, "text": " All right, it's time for the-"}, {"start": 603.6800000000001, "end": 606.96, "text": " They would have million for one of their fans, right?"}, {"start": 606.96, "end": 610.28, "text": " Yo, I would so put that shit on a game of marbles,"}, {"start": 610.28, "end": 611.16, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 611.16, "end": 612.6800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 612.6800000000001, "end": 616.58, "text": " That would be the craziest game of, if I was in this and I won,"}, {"start": 616.58, "end": 621.0400000000001, "text": " I would put that on a singular game of marbles on stream."}, {"start": 621.0400000000001, "end": 623.8000000000001, "text": " Just go live and be like, all right, everybody hop in."}, {"start": 623.8000000000001, "end": 626.44, "text": " We're gonna choose like a 12 minute course."}, {"start": 626.44, "end": 628.6, "text": " Only one person makes it to the end."}, {"start": 628.6, "end": 630.4000000000001, "text": " First challenge, what is it?"}, {"start": 630.4000000000001, "end": 631.84, "text": " Oh, you can't choose?"}, {"start": 631.84, "end": 633.1600000000001, "text": " Well, I would randomly,"}, {"start": 635.1600000000001, "end": 637.1600000000001, "text": " what are their names?"}, {"start": 637.1600000000001, "end": 638.5600000000001, "text": " On this wall, is it?"}, {"start": 638.5600000000001, "end": 639.84, "text": " Dan Clancy."}, {"start": 639.84, "end": 641.72, "text": " Wait, Connery's pants is in this?"}, {"start": 641.72, "end": 642.6400000000001, "text": " I didn't see, oh my God,"}, {"start": 642.64, "end": 646.64, "text": " I don't know who I want to win."}, {"start": 646.64, "end": 647.64, "text": " You're voting to a limited default?"}, {"start": 647.64, "end": 649.64, "text": " No, I think maybe you'll throw a ball in it."}, {"start": 649.64, "end": 652.64, "text": " Oh, back up behind the purple line."}, {"start": 652.64, "end": 654.64, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh my God."}, {"start": 654.64, "end": 656.64, "text": " Wait, this is a little RNG now."}, {"start": 656.64, "end": 658.64, "text": " If they're throwing a ball at the,"}, {"start": 658.64, "end": 661.64, "text": " at the profile picture that they want out,"}, {"start": 661.64, "end": 666.64, "text": " isn't being higher up kind of a skill advantage?"}, {"start": 666.64, "end": 669.64, "text": " Like being XGC is the worst."}, {"start": 669.64, "end": 676.56, "text": " Because you're dead middle bottom. Oh, it's paintball. Yeah. Well, I'm saying like with the just any arc"}, {"start": 676.56, "end": 680.16, "text": " I feel like being like a daft is probably the best because your top left"}, {"start": 685.12, "end": 690.88, "text": " Bro, what the entire time yo, I don't know you think that me do you think he tells them to uh"}, {"start": 691.58, "end": 693.88, "text": " Like act like they're freaking out"}, {"start": 696.04, "end": 698.04, "text": " Because they're all like"}, {"start": 698.04, "end": 703.04, "text": " What's gonna happen? I feel like I'm gonna be standing there like somebody explain the rules."}, {"start": 716.04, "end": 719.04, "text": " Is it aura to remove yourself from the game?"}, {"start": 723.04, "end": 725.04, "text": " Shoot your own profile picture."}, {"start": 728.04, "end": 730.04, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 730.04, "end": 732.04, "text": " Dan Clancy is 100."}, {"start": 732.04, "end": 734.04, "text": " Actually, I'm getting Tifu out."}, {"start": 734.04, "end": 736.04, "text": " Holy fuck. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 736.04, "end": 738.04, "text": " I'm targeting Tifu."}, {"start": 738.04, "end": 740.04, "text": " Tifu is good at everything."}, {"start": 740.04, "end": 742.04, "text": " This is like prime time."}, {"start": 742.04, "end": 744.04, "text": " He's either winning..."}, {"start": 744.04, "end": 746.04, "text": " If you don't get him out right now, he's winning."}, {"start": 746.04, "end": 748.04, "text": " Holy shit. I've never seen any..."}, {"start": 748.04, "end": 750.04, "text": " I've never seen Tifu be bad at anything."}, {"start": 750.04, "end": 752.04, "text": " Actually, Tifu's good at..."}, {"start": 752.04, "end": 756.04, "text": " Tifu's like a fucking star class surfer."}, {"start": 756.04, "end": 759.5799999999999, "text": " top like N.A. in any game he plays."}, {"start": 759.5799999999999, "end": 760.7199999999999, "text": " It's cooked."}, {"start": 760.7199999999999, "end": 761.56, "text": " Rekai?"}, {"start": 761.56, "end": 763.56, "text": " I don't think Rekai's big, a big threat."}, {"start": 765.48, "end": 768.68, "text": " Step over the line if you want to shoot first."}, {"start": 768.68, "end": 770.36, "text": " Oh, all right, sketched it."}, {"start": 770.36, "end": 771.4, "text": " Come on up."}, {"start": 771.4, "end": 772.8, "text": " Who do I shoot first?"}, {"start": 772.8, "end": 773.76, "text": " No, you shoot that way."}, {"start": 773.76, "end": 774.5999999999999, "text": " Sketch."}, {"start": 774.5999999999999, "end": 777.16, "text": " Which of the streamers would you like to eliminate?"}, {"start": 778.92, "end": 779.76, "text": " Wait, he missed."}, {"start": 779.76, "end": 780.5999999999999, "text": " He missed."}, {"start": 780.5999999999999, "end": 781.4399999999999, "text": " He missed."}, {"start": 781.4399999999999, "end": 782.4399999999999, "text": " I'm a nice guy."}, {"start": 782.4399999999999, "end": 783.68, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 783.6800000000001, "end": 785.84, "text": " He was aiming for Lacy."}, {"start": 785.84, "end": 787.6400000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 788.2, "end": 789.5600000000001, "text": " I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 789.5600000000001, "end": 790.6800000000001, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 790.6800000000001, "end": 792.0000000000001, "text": " Yeah, give me a shot!"}, {"start": 792.0000000000001, "end": 793.4000000000001, "text": " Ludwig!"}, {"start": 793.4000000000001, "end": 795.6, "text": " Let's see who Ludwig shoots!"}, {"start": 795.6, "end": 796.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 797.9200000000001, "end": 799.5200000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 800.44, "end": 802.1200000000001, "text": " Winger not a streamer!"}, {"start": 802.1200000000001, "end": 802.6400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 802.6400000000001, "end": 805.7600000000001, "text": " Yo, on God, bro. Get his ass out of here."}, {"start": 807.8800000000001, "end": 809.36, "text": " Is he hold- Is that a camera?"}, {"start": 809.36, "end": 811.1600000000001, "text": " Is he just holding like a fucking trot,"}, {"start": 811.16, "end": 814.78, "text": " Not a tripod, like a selfie stick with nothing on it."}, {"start": 814.78, "end": 816.3199999999999, "text": " That's the CEO of Twitch."}, {"start": 816.3199999999999, "end": 817.16, "text": " You're about to get-"}, {"start": 817.16, "end": 818.0, "text": " Oh no, those are cameras."}, {"start": 818.0, "end": 819.26, "text": " You're banned, bro."}, {"start": 819.26, "end": 820.28, "text": " Hey, hey, I'll take-"}, {"start": 820.28, "end": 821.64, "text": " Courage JD, bro."}, {"start": 821.64, "end": 824.16, "text": " They're really about to play Fortnite."}, {"start": 824.16, "end": 826.7199999999999, "text": " Bro, they got all the Fortnite players here."}, {"start": 826.7199999999999, "end": 827.56, "text": " How bad?"}, {"start": 827.56, "end": 828.52, "text": " Who wants to shoot next?"}, {"start": 828.52, "end": 829.8399999999999, "text": " Excuse me, excuse me."}, {"start": 829.8399999999999, "end": 830.68, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 830.68, "end": 831.52, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 833.12, "end": 834.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 834.68, "end": 835.52, "text": " Where'd you get me?"}, {"start": 835.52, "end": 836.36, "text": " Danced, man!"}, {"start": 836.36, "end": 837.1999999999999, "text": " What were you aiming for?"}, {"start": 837.1999999999999, "end": 838.04, "text": " Budwig, of course."}, {"start": 838.04, "end": 838.88, "text": " Damn, no!"}, {"start": 838.88, "end": 839.72, "text": " Budwig!"}, {"start": 839.72, "end": 840.56, "text": " Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan."}, {"start": 840.5600000000001, "end": 844.0000000000001, "text": " Something real quick. Yeah, you're gonna miss old man"}, {"start": 849.2, "end": 851.2, "text": " My god, he did miss"}, {"start": 855.12, "end": 860.9200000000001, "text": " You would have died first in fortnight oh on god brah I'm seeing new people every time fucking Tyler ones in this"}, {"start": 860.9200000000001, "end": 863.7600000000001, "text": " I'm probably in Tyler one out pretty early to render live"}, {"start": 863.76, "end": 871.24, "text": " This is like the easiest time to get out one person that might just actually skilled if everyone"}, {"start": 875.3199999999999, "end": 877.3199999999999, "text": " And the brutality continued"}, {"start": 883.28, "end": 885.4399999999999, "text": " And the streamers spot right back"}, {"start": 885.44, "end": 895.6400000000001, "text": " And just like that, the least like streamers are starting to reveal themselves."}, {"start": 895.64, "end": 898.22, "text": " Three people are on the chopping block, who's next?"}, {"start": 898.22, "end": 899.98, "text": " I think we shoot whoever shoots us."}, {"start": 899.98, "end": 902.66, "text": " It looks like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them."}, {"start": 902.66, "end": 904.5, "text": " I have no battle with anybody, kind of."}, {"start": 904.5, "end": 905.9399999999999, "text": " I'll shoot zone, I'll shoot zone."}, {"start": 905.9399999999999, "end": 907.9, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 907.9, "end": 908.74, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 908.74, "end": 910.08, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 910.08, "end": 911.9, "text": " I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?"}, {"start": 911.9, "end": 914.18, "text": " That's fine, yeah."}, {"start": 914.18, "end": 915.5, "text": " Oh, that's fucking lame shit."}, {"start": 915.5, "end": 917.22, "text": " Bro, I'm shooting her fucking profile picture"}, {"start": 917.22, "end": 918.06, "text": " right after that."}, {"start": 918.06, "end": 919.8199999999999, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 919.8199999999999, "end": 921.58, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 921.58, "end": 923.62, "text": " If I, yo, anybody does that shit?"}, {"start": 923.62, "end": 926.74, "text": " Yo, have you ever watched a MrBeast video?"}, {"start": 926.74, "end": 931.0600000000001, "text": " Being the upstanding nice person gets you out."}, {"start": 931.0600000000001, "end": 932.1, "text": " That's lame."}, {"start": 932.1, "end": 934.1, "text": " Bro, did it in the MrBeast show?"}, {"start": 934.1, "end": 934.94, "text": " Somebody do that?"}, {"start": 934.94, "end": 936.34, "text": " They like kick the ball to the side"}, {"start": 936.34, "end": 938.34, "text": " and they're like, I'm not gonna play this game."}, {"start": 938.34, "end": 940.78, "text": " Second fucking later, they're out."}, {"start": 940.78, "end": 942.18, "text": " Second later, they're out."}, {"start": 942.18, "end": 944.14, "text": " You gotta target someone."}, {"start": 944.14, "end": 946.3, "text": " You gotta target somebody."}, {"start": 946.3, "end": 947.7, "text": " Wait, it hit Orgy!"}, {"start": 947.7, "end": 948.9, "text": " It's like floater shit."}, {"start": 948.9, "end": 950.66, "text": " Wait, no way."}, {"start": 950.66, "end": 962.18, "text": " How did it not break?"}, {"start": 962.18, "end": 980.5799999999999, "text": " It bounced off the fucking ground?"}, {"start": 980.58, "end": 982.72, "text": " I don't see that."}, {"start": 982.72, "end": 983.5600000000001, "text": " I respect that."}, {"start": 983.5600000000001, "end": 984.44, "text": " I respect that."}, {"start": 984.44, "end": 985.2800000000001, "text": " Self?"}, {"start": 985.2800000000001, "end": 986.76, "text": " You know, that's cool."}, {"start": 986.76, "end": 989.2, "text": " That playing the route where I'm not going to shoot anybody"}, {"start": 989.2, "end": 990.96, "text": " is not as cool as you're shooting yourself."}, {"start": 990.96, "end": 992.72, "text": " You're a hero, boy!"}, {"start": 992.72, "end": 993.9200000000001, "text": " You're a hero!"}, {"start": 993.9200000000001, "end": 995.48, "text": " You're a hero!"}, {"start": 995.48, "end": 998.24, "text": " They even started targeting people that already had points."}, {"start": 998.24, "end": 998.96, "text": " I had to play a save."}, {"start": 998.96, "end": 1000.0400000000001, "text": " I can't make enemies out here."}, {"start": 1000.0400000000001, "end": 1002.96, "text": " In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves"}, {"start": 1002.96, "end": 1003.8000000000001, "text": " getting eliminated."}, {"start": 1003.8000000000001, "end": 1004.8000000000001, "text": " Next shot!"}, {"start": 1004.8000000000001, "end": 1006.8000000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1006.8000000000001, "end": 1008.2800000000001, "text": " But not everybody has a-"}, {"start": 1008.2800000000001, "end": 1009.48, "text": " He's too good at everything."}, {"start": 1009.48, "end": 1011.8000000000001, "text": " You gotta get Tifu out. I don't know what we're fucking doing here"}, {"start": 1012.6, "end": 1016.64, "text": " Unless you're getting an alliance with him and you're floating to the end. I'm treating this like it's big brother"}, {"start": 1016.84, "end": 1022.12, "text": " You know you got a fucking team up with some people. Who's the ideal teammates?"}, {"start": 1023.44, "end": 1025.44, "text": " God damn"}, {"start": 1025.44, "end": 1027.44, "text": " XQC and"}, {"start": 1027.44, "end": 1029.44, "text": " Actually, she's gonna make an enemy"}, {"start": 1029.68, "end": 1033.48, "text": " Tyler won Nick a 30 and fucking Tifu"}, {"start": 1034.0, "end": 1036.0, "text": " That's the dream squad"}, {"start": 1036.64, "end": 1038.72, "text": " Everybody has sketch hell no"}, {"start": 1039.48, "end": 1040.34, "text": " The perfect day."}, {"start": 1040.34, "end": 1042.46, "text": " Sketch is getting out early on."}, {"start": 1042.46, "end": 1043.64, "text": " Hey, you wanna miss?"}, {"start": 1044.74, "end": 1045.9, "text": " Oh yeah, I'll give it a s."}, {"start": 1047.46, "end": 1048.3, "text": " You missed!"}, {"start": 1048.3, "end": 1049.0, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 1049.0, "end": 1049.5, "text": " Yeah, you did!"}, {"start": 1049.5, "end": 1050.42, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1050.42, "end": 1051.46, "text": " I didn't know I missed!"}, {"start": 1051.46, "end": 1053.18, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1053.18, "end": 1054.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1054.1, "end": 1054.78, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 1057.42, "end": 1058.48, "text": " I didn't know I missed!"}, {"start": 1058.48, "end": 1060.22, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1060.22, "end": 1061.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1061.26, "end": 1062.3, "text": " Excuse me!"}, {"start": 1063.14, "end": 1063.96, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1063.96, "end": 1065.38, "text": " Excuse me!"}, {"start": 1065.38, "end": 1067.02, "text": " You can't love anyone, I'm gonna get her money!"}, {"start": 1067.02, "end": 1067.54, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1067.54, "end": 1068.8600000000001, "text": " Hey, I'm really gonna get you out!"}, {"start": 1069.48, "end": 1075.8, "text": " And thanks to XQC's outbursts, the 5 most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves."}, {"start": 1075.8, "end": 1080.98, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I feel like there probably was a moment where streamers dead-ass beefed in this and they just had to chop it."}, {"start": 1082.98, "end": 1090.08, "text": " Like, I could still see XQC like sneak-dissing DDG and then this turning into like an hour-long fucking just like,"}, {"start": 1090.08, "end": 1092.98, "text": " streaming match and they just chop it."}, {"start": 1099.48, "end": 1107.08, "text": " Wait, it's all five? I thought it was only one person. Wait, Marlon shooting himself was so stupid then."}, {"start": 1109.0, "end": 1111.72, "text": " Wow, Arke got out off rip."}, {"start": 1120.52, "end": 1123.16, "text": " Uh, yo, that, see, that's what you need though."}, {"start": 1124.04, "end": 1128.2, "text": " I got a flash drive with more money than your entire squad has net worth-wise."}, {"start": 1129.48, "end": 1131.48, "text": " I'm the Lamborghini!"}, {"start": 1134.48, "end": 1136.48, "text": " Are you guys ready for the second game?"}, {"start": 1136.48, "end": 1137.48, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 1137.48, "end": 1138.48, "text": " Alright boys, lock him!"}, {"start": 1138.48, "end": 1139.48, "text": " Change the floor!"}, {"start": 1142.48, "end": 1144.48, "text": " Bro, are they playing fucking Crossy Road?"}, {"start": 1144.48, "end": 1147.48, "text": " Bring out the Lamborghini!"}, {"start": 1155.48, "end": 1158.48, "text": " One of you is gonna win the Lamborghini, bro."}, {"start": 1158.48, "end": 1162.76, "text": " You got to bring you got to wheel out some like you got to wheel out like a viewer's car"}, {"start": 1164.68, "end": 1169.72, "text": " What 200,000 mile 2005 Honda Accord"}, {"start": 1171.6, "end": 1176.8, "text": " Like one of you will win this afford focus be like"}, {"start": 1182.28, "end": 1185.28, "text": " Okay, I thought they were gonna win it for themselves. I was gonna say bro"}, {"start": 1188.48, "end": 1195.88, "text": " This next game is optional. Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand on this lamp,"}, {"start": 1195.88, "end": 1202.48, "text": " and takes it up closest to 10 minutes, will win it, and literally go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers."}, {"start": 1202.48, "end": 1207.98, "text": " Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated."}, {"start": 1207.98, "end": 1209.98, "text": " I'm not playing that shit, bro. What?"}, {"start": 1209.98, "end": 1211.98, "text": " I'm playing video!"}, {"start": 1211.98, "end": 1216.78, "text": " Would y'all- Okay, if I was in this, would you want me to play that?"}, {"start": 1216.78, "end": 1222.06, "text": " No, I would rather bro because if I give a fucking Lambo to one of my viewers"}, {"start": 1222.06, "end": 1224.06, "text": " You're just gonna have to sell it"}, {"start": 1224.1, "end": 1226.86, "text": " Because whoever gets it bro, you're not gonna have enough money"}, {"start": 1226.86, "end": 1233.1, "text": " You're not gonna have enough money for it because you're gonna have to pay you're gonna have to pay such a high price for the insurance for that car and"}, {"start": 1233.66, "end": 1237.26, "text": " You're gonna be getting that you're gonna have to pay gift tax for you just get it. You're gonna sell the car"}, {"start": 1239.22, "end": 1241.34, "text": " You're gonna sell the car slide the lambda that's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 1241.34, "end": 1247.6599999999999, "text": " I'm not I'm passing on the Lambo. I rather give because if I give a million dollars to a viewer like that's way better"}, {"start": 1248.06, "end": 1250.6399999999999, "text": " You want to compete for this lamp? I'm rich though"}, {"start": 1250.6399999999999, "end": 1258.4599999999998, "text": " Well, I'm realistically the viewer that I give the car to would not have enough money to afford the taxes on this"}, {"start": 1259.3799999999999, "end": 1265.1399999999999, "text": " Or just to upkeep the car step inside the circle in the next should have had iron mouse compete"}, {"start": 1265.1399999999999, "end": 1267.52, "text": " Oh, what the fucking iPad touches the car"}, {"start": 1267.52, "end": 1271.52, "text": " Two minutes. That's good deal. How would she compete in this?"}, {"start": 1271.52, "end": 1274.52, "text": " Bro, you get an easy stream. I'm afraid, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 1274.52, "end": 1277.52, "text": " I will step in. I'm going to get sketched. 48 seconds."}, {"start": 1277.52, "end": 1281.52, "text": " I'm thinking about the clip. Alright, if only sketch is in it, I'm going, I'm going in."}, {"start": 1283.52, "end": 1288.52, "text": " And sketch, I think that's also the mindset is like who steps into the ring?"}, {"start": 1288.52, "end": 1291.52, "text": " Pips, get in there. 33 seconds."}, {"start": 1291.52, "end": 1293.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1293.72, "end": 1295.16, "text": " 10!"}, {"start": 1295.16, "end": 1297.24, "text": " All of this 10-10 is to be 3 minutes."}, {"start": 1297.24, "end": 1297.96, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1297.96, "end": 1299.26, "text": " Just who wins?"}, {"start": 1299.26, "end": 1304.9, "text": " Five, four, three, two, one."}, {"start": 1304.9, "end": 1305.92, "text": " That's very much."}, {"start": 1305.92, "end": 1307.72, "text": " Nightmare blunt rotation."}, {"start": 1307.72, "end": 1310.08, "text": " Only four people entered the circle."}, {"start": 1310.08, "end": 1311.8799999999999, "text": " Let's see who wins the limbo."}, {"start": 1311.8799999999999, "end": 1313.6399999999999, "text": " I'm going to start the timer at 3."}, {"start": 1313.6399999999999, "end": 1316.72, "text": " Fully opposite personalities in this ring right now."}, {"start": 1316.72, "end": 1321.16, "text": " Super smart Alex Botez, sketch, neon."}, {"start": 1321.16, "end": 1322.5, "text": " and I don't know the other guy."}, {"start": 1322.5, "end": 1326.26, "text": " Three, two, one, the rest is on you."}, {"start": 1326.26, "end": 1328.0600000000002, "text": " It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them."}, {"start": 1328.0600000000002, "end": 1329.66, "text": " Everyone is locked in on this game."}, {"start": 1329.66, "end": 1330.5, "text": " They are focused."}, {"start": 1330.5, "end": 1333.7, "text": " Damn, look at Sketch's chain, bro."}, {"start": 1333.7, "end": 1335.9, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 1335.9, "end": 1337.94, "text": " Yo, how much is that?"}, {"start": 1340.46, "end": 1341.46, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 1343.98, "end": 1346.42, "text": " That's gotta be like $200,000."}, {"start": 1346.42, "end": 1347.66, "text": " It's locked in on this game."}, {"start": 1347.66, "end": 1348.5800000000002, "text": " They are focused."}, {"start": 1348.5800000000002, "end": 1351.14, "text": " Bro, did Sketch make that much money?"}, {"start": 1351.14, "end": 1356.22, "text": " I dude, I how do I don't know sketch it's so weird like you know how I was mentioning"}, {"start": 1356.22, "end": 1362.46, "text": " You know agent those those pocket watching streams where he like does like a deep dive of like viewer or not viewer"}, {"start": 1362.8200000000002, "end": 1369.4, "text": " Creator analytics and tries to guess how much money they make I feel like it's really easy to do with like youtubers and"}, {"start": 1369.66, "end": 1375.7, "text": " a little harder for twitch streamers like I want to do one pocket watching the pocket watcher where I pocket watch agent but"}, {"start": 1375.7, "end": 1380.94, "text": " But somebody like sketch it's like so hard because I feel like a lot of the money sketch"}, {"start": 1380.94, "end": 1384.02, "text": " makes is like TV shit."}, {"start": 1384.02, "end": 1390.66, "text": " Like sketch is like a known guy that does beyond influencer stuff."}, {"start": 1390.66, "end": 1391.94, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1391.94, "end": 1399.82, "text": " Like sketch will just be make an appearance for like Verizon in like some random draft"}, {"start": 1399.82, "end": 1400.82, "text": " kings."}, {"start": 1400.82, "end": 1401.82, "text": " I do draft kings ads."}, {"start": 1401.82, "end": 1403.5, "text": " I'm saying like he does like bigger shit though."}, {"start": 1403.5, "end": 1411.18, "text": " I'm playing but just like the paintball game chaos like NFL stuff prize picks like hold but like in-person prize picks shit"}, {"start": 1411.18, "end": 1413.62, "text": " I was about to take I just have no idea how much you"}, {"start": 1416.62, "end": 1424.82, "text": " Like I can guess how much like jinxy or dapps or like Jason the ween makes but like I can't literally no idea"}, {"start": 1425.38, "end": 1431.22, "text": " Like sketch can make like 200k a year or fucking five million a year, and I have no idea"}, {"start": 1431.22, "end": 1433.72, "text": " 20 random numbers."}, {"start": 1433.72, "end": 1434.72, "text": " See ya!"}, {"start": 1434.72, "end": 1435.22, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 1435.22, "end": 1437.72, "text": " 7.37, y'all."}, {"start": 1437.72, "end": 1438.72, "text": " 2 minutes."}, {"start": 1438.72, "end": 1439.72, "text": " 2 minutes."}, {"start": 1439.72, "end": 1440.72, "text": " 5 minutes."}, {"start": 1440.72, "end": 1441.72, "text": " 5 minutes."}, {"start": 1441.72, "end": 1442.72, "text": " 20 seconds."}, {"start": 1442.72, "end": 1443.72, "text": " 7 minutes."}, {"start": 1443.72, "end": 1444.72, "text": " Wait, what are- wait."}, {"start": 1444.72, "end": 1447.72, "text": " Oh, they have to pull their hand out as close to 10 minutes as possible."}, {"start": 1447.72, "end": 1448.72, "text": " 20 minutes."}, {"start": 1448.72, "end": 1449.72, "text": " 6 minutes."}, {"start": 1449.72, "end": 1450.72, "text": " 6 minutes, y'all."}, {"start": 1450.72, "end": 1451.72, "text": " Time is ticking."}, {"start": 1451.72, "end": 1452.72, "text": " 1."}, {"start": 1452.72, "end": 1455.72, "text": " It's literally gonna give away this Lamborghini and the next 10 minutes, 3 of them,"}, {"start": 1455.72, "end": 1456.72, "text": " are about to go home."}, {"start": 1456.72, "end": 1458.72, "text": " Oh my gosh, can't you stress this out?"}, {"start": 1458.72, "end": 1460.28, "text": " Three of them are about to go home."}, {"start": 1460.28, "end": 1461.84, "text": " Oh my God, Sketch is stressing."}, {"start": 1461.84, "end": 1463.52, "text": " Come on, Sketch!"}, {"start": 1463.52, "end": 1467.68, "text": " I'm pulling out at probably what I think nine minutes would be."}, {"start": 1467.68, "end": 1470.16, "text": " And I would click with my tongue."}, {"start": 1470.16, "end": 1471.0, "text": " I would go."}, {"start": 1476.88, "end": 1479.3600000000001, "text": " I feel like that's pretty on par with a second."}, {"start": 1482.32, "end": 1485.08, "text": " Because if you count in your head one, two,"}, {"start": 1485.08, "end": 1486.52, "text": " they're screaming shit at you"}, {"start": 1486.52, "end": 1488.1200000000001, "text": " and it's gonna distract you."}, {"start": 1488.72, "end": 1490.72, "text": " You've done out and forget."}, {"start": 1490.72, "end": 1492.72, "text": " I don't think I'm zoning out."}, {"start": 1492.72, "end": 1493.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1493.72, "end": 1495.72, "text": " All right, we have our first person to take the..."}, {"start": 1498.72, "end": 1499.72, "text": " Six..."}, {"start": 1499.72, "end": 1500.72, "text": " Six minutes."}, {"start": 1500.72, "end": 1506.72, "text": " Yo, we were going one, two, three, four, five, six, seven."}, {"start": 1506.72, "end": 1507.72, "text": " Hand off."}, {"start": 1507.72, "end": 1508.72, "text": " Am I clear?"}, {"start": 1508.72, "end": 1510.72, "text": " It's been, like, five minutes."}, {"start": 1510.72, "end": 1511.72, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 1511.72, "end": 1512.72, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 1512.72, "end": 1513.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1513.72, "end": 1514.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1514.72, "end": 1516.72, "text": " Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,"}, {"start": 1516.72, "end": 1519.28, "text": " You it's almost impossible to focus"}, {"start": 1525.08, "end": 1529.76, "text": " They didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy"}, {"start": 1533.16, "end": 1537.56, "text": " They had allies who were tracking the time under block cameras the entire game"}, {"start": 1537.56, "end": 1539.96, "text": " You started right on time?"}, {"start": 1539.96, "end": 1542.96, "text": " What? Yo, wait, no."}, {"start": 1542.96, "end": 1544.96, "text": " Okay, wait, that's a little, that, no."}, {"start": 1544.96, "end": 1548.96, "text": " I don't think that's cheating because it wasn't said that you couldn't do that."}, {"start": 1548.96, "end": 1555.96, "text": " But Alex's sister being in the game and also on the same channel."}, {"start": 1555.96, "end": 1560.46, "text": " And it's like, I'm going to tell you when it's nine minutes and 58 seconds."}, {"start": 1560.46, "end": 1563.76, "text": " Disgo d'avent, je vais dire, je vais dire que moi y'a amine, okay?"}, {"start": 1563.76, "end": 1566.96, "text": " I'll take Hawaii. Okay, they're both cheating."}, {"start": 1566.96, "end": 1568.04, "text": " She's got somebody in here."}, {"start": 1568.04, "end": 1570.92, "text": " Alright, then it's not- Is it really cheating if they're all cheating?"}, {"start": 1570.92, "end": 1577.04, "text": " It's like if you're an IFBB bodybuilder and everybody's on steroids, it's technically fair game."}, {"start": 1577.68, "end": 1579.2, "text": " That's not cheating anymore."}, {"start": 1579.2, "end": 1580.4, "text": " No, dead ass."}, {"start": 1580.4, "end": 1584.04, "text": " If everyone's- If everyone's cheating, it's not cheating."}, {"start": 1584.88, "end": 1586.68, "text": " He's got somebody. It's good strategy."}, {"start": 1586.68, "end": 1587.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1587.18, "end": 1588.98, "text": " That is the lamest way to lose a game."}, {"start": 1588.98, "end": 1589.48, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 1589.48, "end": 1591.98, "text": " Yo, I agree. I agree. I agree."}, {"start": 1591.98, "end": 1595.44, "text": " I mean, I'm going over there and I'm sabotaging all of them."}, {"start": 1595.44, "end": 1596.78, "text": " Get in there, I won't cheat."}, {"start": 1596.78, "end": 1599.34, "text": " This is gonna come down to literal milliseconds."}, {"start": 1599.34, "end": 1600.7, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1600.7, "end": 1602.06, "text": " Wait, she not Cheenie though?"}, {"start": 1602.06, "end": 1602.94, "text": " This is Claude Connelly."}, {"start": 1602.94, "end": 1603.76, "text": " Yeah, it's Claude Connelly."}, {"start": 1603.76, "end": 1604.26, "text": " Pure out."}, {"start": 1604.26, "end": 1610.34, "text": " 9.13, 9.36, 9.37, 9.30."}, {"start": 1610.34, "end": 1615.46, "text": " Bro, but you gotta like mimic Andrea's voice."}, {"start": 1615.46, "end": 1620.1399999999999, "text": " Jason can't, bro, she's not gonna listen to you."}, {"start": 1620.1399999999999, "end": 1623.94, "text": " You have to like try and talk like Andrea."}, {"start": 1623.94, "end": 1626.74, "text": " 9.37."}, {"start": 1626.74, "end": 1628.74, "text": " 9... 9.50."}, {"start": 1628.74, "end": 1630.74, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 1631.74, "end": 1633.74, "text": " I would go grab another woman."}, {"start": 1633.74, "end": 1634.74, "text": " Deadass!"}, {"start": 1634.74, "end": 1644.74, "text": " I would go grab another woman. Like, I would grab Emily in the back, and I would go, go sound like Andrea, and tell her the wrong time to take her hand off."}, {"start": 1647.74, "end": 1649.74, "text": " She speaks French. It's cucked."}, {"start": 1651.74, "end": 1652.74, "text": " It's cucked. It's cucked."}, {"start": 1652.74, "end": 1659.52, "text": " Okay, she's speaking this is literally like hi IQ. She's speaking in a different language. We're giving call outs"}, {"start": 1671.22, "end": 1675.14, "text": " Yo, oh my god throwing ghost comms ghost comms"}, {"start": 1682.74, "end": 1712.54, "text": " I feel so bad for like sketch and and neon for counting and losing"}, {"start": 1712.54, "end": 1715.04, "text": " because that's what I would have done."}, {"start": 1715.04, "end": 1718.54, "text": " I would have gotten so mad."}, {"start": 1718.54, "end": 1720.54, "text": " Like, you know what?"}, {"start": 1720.54, "end": 1724.04, "text": " If I got out at like 8 minutes and 30 seconds"}, {"start": 1724.04, "end": 1728.04, "text": " and I was like, oh wait, you guys are just waiting for a call out."}, {"start": 1728.04, "end": 1731.04, "text": " I would like to say that I'm disemployed."}, {"start": 1731.04, "end": 1732.54, "text": " I think I have brain damage."}, {"start": 1732.54, "end": 1733.54, "text": " How is I so bad?"}, {"start": 1733.54, "end": 1734.54, "text": " You should have made a friend."}, {"start": 1734.54, "end": 1735.54, "text": " Bro, I tried!"}, {"start": 1735.54, "end": 1736.54, "text": " I didn't know I could cheat."}, {"start": 1736.54, "end": 1737.54, "text": " Bro, I love cheating."}, {"start": 1737.54, "end": 1739.54, "text": " You three have done 11.8."}, {"start": 1739.54, "end": 1741.54, "text": " I'm actually good at friends."}, {"start": 1741.54, "end": 1744.2, "text": " I'm actually gonna take it home, Andrea!"}, {"start": 1744.2, "end": 1745.8799999999999, "text": " First streamer, Rebu1,"}, {"start": 1745.8799999999999, "end": 1747.92, "text": " and he's about to give one of you this land bubble."}, {"start": 1747.92, "end": 1749.74, "text": " Right on the chats, guys."}, {"start": 1749.74, "end": 1750.58, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1750.58, "end": 1751.42, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1751.42, "end": 1752.58, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1752.58, "end": 1757.04, "text": " Mr. Zou N F 168, you're gonna love a drink."}, {"start": 1757.04, "end": 1759.04, "text": " Pickin' my friend out from chat."}, {"start": 1761.54, "end": 1764.58, "text": " Oh, wait, oh wait, sorry, everybody type one"}, {"start": 1764.58, "end": 1766.24, "text": " if you want a Lamborghini."}, {"start": 1766.24, "end": 1769.36, "text": " Oh, wait, oh sorry, I think General Zodd,"}, {"start": 1769.36, "end": 1772.1399999999999, "text": " I think General Zodd said it first."}, {"start": 1772.1399999999999, "end": 1773.5, "text": " One of my mods."}, {"start": 1774.6799999999998, "end": 1775.6599999999999, "text": " Oh, just call me Foo."}, {"start": 1775.6599999999999, "end": 1780.6599999999999, "text": " It's just walls of text from VIPs and mods."}, {"start": 1780.66, "end": 1793.66, "text": " And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini, whoever only 3, oh first encounter BRJ5?"}, {"start": 1793.66, "end": 1801.16, "text": " One of these streamers will be winning $1 million to give away on their live stream to"}, {"start": 1801.16, "end": 1802.16, "text": " viewers like you."}, {"start": 1802.16, "end": 1808.16, "text": " And if you aren't already subscribed, we're super close to hitting half a million subscribers."}, {"start": 1808.16, "end": 1812.16, "text": " I think my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today."}, {"start": 1812.16, "end": 1814.16, "text": " Jimmy said the next game is going to be brutal."}, {"start": 1814.16, "end": 1816.66, "text": " Alright, it's time for the next challenge."}, {"start": 1816.66, "end": 1818.16, "text": " Change the floor!"}, {"start": 1819.16, "end": 1823.16, "text": " You'll decide if you want to play a video game, or a-"}, {"start": 1823.16, "end": 1826.16, "text": " HELL NO!"}, {"start": 1826.16, "end": 1827.16, "text": " Hell no!"}, {"start": 1827.16, "end": 1832.66, "text": " That is yo, actually, that is the la- I would always pick a sport."}, {"start": 1832.66, "end": 1835.16, "text": " I'm picking a sport 100% of the fucking time."}, {"start": 1835.16, "end": 1837.16, "text": " You're in a room of gamers."}, {"start": 1837.16, "end": 1842.96, "text": " Why would you ever, why would you ever, I was just talking about like an event that I would love to hold,"}, {"start": 1842.96, "end": 1850.3600000000001, "text": " um, like IRL, where you have like an Olympic level like gauntlet of sports, but like you mix it with drinking."}, {"start": 1850.3600000000001, "end": 1854.26, "text": " So it'd be like the backyard beer games is what I would call it."}, {"start": 1854.26, "end": 1858.76, "text": " And I was like, the only problem is most streamers are horribly unathletic."}, {"start": 1858.76, "end": 1861.26, "text": " You're a fake gamer. I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 1861.26, "end": 1864.54, "text": " I would kill most of these people in an athletic competition."}, {"start": 1864.54, "end": 1867.66, "text": " I'm losing to like half of them in video games."}, {"start": 1867.66, "end": 1870.22, "text": " Sports game, 10 people from each side."}, {"start": 1870.22, "end": 1871.74, "text": " Tee-foo, nope."}, {"start": 1871.74, "end": 1873.74, "text": " If I'm looking around the room"}, {"start": 1873.74, "end": 1876.54, "text": " and I'm seeing people that have actually built their platform"}, {"start": 1876.54, "end": 1878.14, "text": " off of being good at video games,"}, {"start": 1878.14, "end": 1879.9, "text": " I'm never picking video games."}, {"start": 1879.9, "end": 1880.78, "text": " And we'll move on."}, {"start": 1880.78, "end": 1883.1, "text": " Meeting over half of you will be eliminated."}, {"start": 1883.1, "end": 1883.9, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1883.9, "end": 1885.1, "text": " Prove me as a..."}, {"start": 1885.1, "end": 1886.3799999999999, "text": " Wait, what did he say?"}, {"start": 1886.3799999999999, "end": 1888.54, "text": " Do you want to play a video game"}, {"start": 1888.54, "end": 1890.06, "text": " or a sports game?"}, {"start": 1890.06, "end": 1894.7, "text": " Ten people from each side will move on, meaning over half of you will be eliminated."}, {"start": 1895.98, "end": 1898.46, "text": " Rubius, if you step in this video game, alright, it's..."}, {"start": 1898.46, "end": 1899.5, "text": " I'm not going there."}, {"start": 1899.74, "end": 1901.1, "text": " Okay, sports?"}, {"start": 1901.1, "end": 1903.1, "text": " Before we're belating your athletic ability?"}, {"start": 1903.1, "end": 1904.06, "text": " I'm just not a gamer."}, {"start": 1904.06, "end": 1904.86, "text": " I'm a lot of..."}, {"start": 1904.86, "end": 1906.78, "text": " I'm standing in the sports."}, {"start": 1906.78, "end": 1908.86, "text": " I'm standing in the sports circle."}, {"start": 1909.5, "end": 1910.62, "text": " Gamers over here."}, {"start": 1910.62, "end": 1912.06, "text": " You guys don't want to try the sports?"}, {"start": 1912.06, "end": 1912.86, "text": " I know my strengths."}, {"start": 1912.86, "end": 1913.02, "text": " And the..."}, {"start": 1913.02, "end": 1914.94, "text": " Picking sports and praying it's not basketball?"}, {"start": 1914.94, "end": 1916.1399999999999, "text": " Yeah, that would piss me off."}, {"start": 1916.14, "end": 1922.8200000000002, "text": " I stand in there. It's like all right free throw contest and I'll just walk out of a circle myself"}, {"start": 1922.8200000000002, "end": 1926.9, "text": " I'll just leave the box. It's not bad. I think I'm a top-ten gamer"}, {"start": 1936.0200000000002, "end": 1939.4, "text": " Tyler one picking gaming is the worst fucking thing ever dude"}, {"start": 1939.98, "end": 1942.66, "text": " Tyler one is like a goaded gamer sure"}, {"start": 1942.66, "end": 1948.8600000000001, "text": " you're not playing league or wow or like one of the games that he means wasn't"}, {"start": 1948.8600000000001, "end": 1955.3000000000002, "text": " he D1 in fucking football like pick pick sports why would you not pick sports"}, {"start": 1955.3000000000002, "end": 1958.46, "text": " you're in a room full of unathletic people"}, {"start": 1958.46, "end": 1959.26, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 1959.26, "end": 1960.66, "text": " You need to do your last!"}, {"start": 1960.66, "end": 1961.66, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 1961.66, "end": 1965.26, "text": " We're gonna kick things off by playing the sports games first!"}, {"start": 1965.26, "end": 1966.66, "text": " So are you ready?"}, {"start": 1966.66, "end": 1971.26, "text": " It's gonna be soccer bro it's always soccer it's always soccer"}, {"start": 1971.26, "end": 1976.9, "text": " It because that's like this he he does videos for the world and it's the sport that everybody knows"}, {"start": 1984.74, "end": 1989.92, "text": " It's not a pre-watch it's every video they have a sport at soccer it's every video"}, {"start": 1991.22, "end": 1993.58, "text": " And it's what everybody knows how to play you just kick a ball"}, {"start": 1993.7, "end": 1996.76, "text": " He's what he's it what do you think he's gonna unveil it and it's gonna be cricket"}, {"start": 1996.82, "end": 1998.82, "text": " You think he's gonna unveil it's gonna be cricket"}, {"start": 1998.82, "end": 2003.82, "text": " We're going to be playing fucking squash today. We're going to be playing fucking pickleball."}, {"start": 2015.82, "end": 2024.82, "text": " I was expecting like an actual... I was a little worried. I was a little worried for them if it was going to be like a real professional goalie."}, {"start": 2028.82, "end": 2030.82, "text": " If you don't score, you miss or he stops the ball,"}, {"start": 2030.82, "end": 2031.82, "text": " you are eliminated."}, {"start": 2031.82, "end": 2033.82, "text": " Give your guys a second to strategize."}, {"start": 2033.82, "end": 2036.82, "text": " Well, while they were strategizing, this happened."}, {"start": 2036.82, "end": 2037.82, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 2037.82, "end": 2039.82, "text": " Loewe, you left!"}, {"start": 2039.82, "end": 2041.82, "text": " Loewe!"}, {"start": 2041.82, "end": 2043.82, "text": " Loewe!"}, {"start": 2043.82, "end": 2045.82, "text": " Loewe!"}, {"start": 2045.82, "end": 2046.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2046.82, "end": 2048.8199999999997, "text": " You left the queue."}, {"start": 2048.8199999999997, "end": 2050.8199999999997, "text": " The only rule is don't leave the queue."}, {"start": 2050.8199999999997, "end": 2052.8199999999997, "text": " I didn't even get to stop your go."}, {"start": 2052.8199999999997, "end": 2055.8199999999997, "text": " Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations."}, {"start": 2055.8199999999997, "end": 2057.8199999999997, "text": " What is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 2057.82, "end": 2059.9, "text": " I got excited! I wanted to say-"}, {"start": 2059.9, "end": 2065.48, "text": " Crashing out, crashing out, crashing out, crying, getting on my knees, begging Mr.D's for another attempt."}, {"start": 2065.48, "end": 2067.7000000000003, "text": " High to speed is my favorite streamer!"}, {"start": 2067.7000000000003, "end": 2068.5800000000004, "text": " That is a-"}, {"start": 2068.5800000000004, "end": 2072.0800000000004, "text": " I'll say flip a coin ten times in a row if it lands on heads every time I'm back in."}, {"start": 2072.0800000000004, "end": 2073.46, "text": " Crazy way to get out."}, {"start": 2073.46, "end": 2075.1600000000003, "text": " Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?"}, {"start": 2075.1600000000003, "end": 2077.54, "text": " Like a one in fucking a million."}, {"start": 2077.54, "end": 2079.1400000000003, "text": " I'm going, I'm going, I'm going."}, {"start": 2079.1400000000003, "end": 2080.1000000000004, "text": " You know I'm gonna save it, right?"}, {"start": 2080.1000000000004, "end": 2080.94, "text": " Nah, I don't think so."}, {"start": 2080.94, "end": 2081.94, "text": " You don't think so? You wanna bet?"}, {"start": 2081.94, "end": 2082.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 2082.7400000000002, "end": 2086.6200000000003, "text": " Going first is actually a good play here"}, {"start": 2086.6200000000003, "end": 2089.5000000000005, "text": " because actually I think going second"}, {"start": 2089.5000000000005, "end": 2092.42, "text": " similar to a presentation where you want to get the vibe"}, {"start": 2092.42, "end": 2094.9, "text": " but they're not ready, right?"}, {"start": 2094.9, "end": 2096.26, "text": " So they're going to be a little easier."}, {"start": 2096.26, "end": 2098.98, "text": " If you're like the last guy to go, speed's warmed up."}, {"start": 2098.98, "end": 2099.94, "text": " You don't want to be first"}, {"start": 2099.94, "end": 2101.2200000000003, "text": " because you don't know how he's going to try"}, {"start": 2101.2200000000003, "end": 2103.38, "text": " and block the ball, but second's definitely best."}, {"start": 2107.78, "end": 2108.6200000000003, "text": " Right at him."}, {"start": 2112.7400000000002, "end": 2113.7000000000003, "text": " That was impressive."}, {"start": 2113.7000000000003, "end": 2115.3, "text": " Hey, that's how you do it!"}, {"start": 2115.3, "end": 2116.1800000000003, "text": " Don't, silly."}, {"start": 2116.1800000000003, "end": 2117.86, "text": " Who wants to go second?"}, {"start": 2117.86, "end": 2118.6600000000003, "text": " You want to shoot?"}, {"start": 2118.6600000000003, "end": 2119.6200000000003, "text": " I got you nervous, man."}, {"start": 2119.6200000000003, "end": 2120.5000000000005, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 2120.5000000000005, "end": 2121.2200000000003, "text": " I'm not stressing it."}, {"start": 2121.2200000000003, "end": 2122.0200000000004, "text": " I will score."}, {"start": 2122.0200000000004, "end": 2123.3, "text": " I'm stopping the score, baby."}, {"start": 2123.3, "end": 2124.0200000000004, "text": " You're missing, bro."}, {"start": 2124.0200000000004, "end": 2124.7400000000002, "text": " You're out."}, {"start": 2124.7400000000002, "end": 2125.78, "text": " You're out of the video, bro."}, {"start": 2131.5400000000004, "end": 2132.5800000000004, "text": " Get it out!"}, {"start": 2132.5800000000004, "end": 2133.5400000000004, "text": " Speed is too good."}, {"start": 2133.5400000000004, "end": 2134.42, "text": " Fully does the song."}, {"start": 2134.42, "end": 2135.2200000000003, "text": " They love song."}, {"start": 2135.2200000000003, "end": 2135.86, "text": " Bye-bye!"}, {"start": 2137.1400000000003, "end": 2138.1000000000004, "text": " The door is that way."}, {"start": 2138.1000000000004, "end": 2139.2200000000003, "text": " Thank you for the invitation."}, {"start": 2139.2200000000003, "end": 2139.86, "text": " It was crazy."}, {"start": 2139.86, "end": 2140.26, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 2140.26, "end": 2140.6600000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2140.6600000000003, "end": 2141.94, "text": " Anyone want to put their f-"}, {"start": 2141.94, "end": 2144.26, "text": " You think it will be easier on some people?"}, {"start": 2144.26, "end": 2145.58, "text": " They're in their own hands."}, {"start": 2145.58, "end": 2148.4, "text": " Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide."}, {"start": 2148.4, "end": 2149.86, "text": " No, we all can hide back here!"}, {"start": 2149.86, "end": 2150.6, "text": " We all can hide!"}, {"start": 2150.6, "end": 2151.6, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 2151.6, "end": 2152.9, "text": " They see us, they see us!"}, {"start": 2152.9, "end": 2153.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2153.88, "end": 2155.52, "text": " And you can't hide behind the briefcase!"}, {"start": 2155.52, "end": 2156.44, "text": " They say we can't hide."}, {"start": 2156.44, "end": 2157.5, "text": " I'm last, that bitch!"}, {"start": 2157.5, "end": 2158.44, "text": " This is a joke!"}, {"start": 2158.44, "end": 2160.04, "text": " Since no one wants to go,"}, {"start": 2160.04, "end": 2161.2400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna draw the name out,"}, {"start": 2161.2400000000002, "end": 2163.8, "text": " the person who's going is on-"}, {"start": 2163.8, "end": 2165.7400000000002, "text": " Wait, why do they not wanna go?"}, {"start": 2165.7400000000002, "end": 2167.2400000000002, "text": " Because if everybody else gets out,"}, {"start": 2167.2400000000002, "end": 2169.48, "text": " you automatically are in."}, {"start": 2169.48, "end": 2174.48, "text": " Like, if ten people don't make a goal, you just go, like, you just get a buy."}, {"start": 2174.98, "end": 2175.78, "text": " Dria Botez."}, {"start": 2175.78, "end": 2178.08, "text": " I've never kicked a soccer ball in my life."}, {"start": 2178.08, "end": 2178.78, "text": " This is my-"}, {"start": 2178.78, "end": 2179.98, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2181.18, "end": 2181.98, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2184.98, "end": 2185.88, "text": " Never?"}, {"start": 2185.98, "end": 2188.48, "text": " Never kicked a soccer ball in your life."}, {"start": 2189.98, "end": 2191.48, "text": " Isn't Andrea the same age as me?"}, {"start": 2191.48, "end": 2193.48, "text": " She's like 23 or some shit."}, {"start": 2194.18, "end": 2195.88, "text": " How have you never kicked a soccer ball?"}, {"start": 2195.88, "end": 2205.32, "text": " Just chunking it straight in the middle."}, {"start": 2205.32, "end": 2219.48, "text": " Alright, what if it like, hit off the wall and then bounce back in?"}, {"start": 2219.48, "end": 2226.48, "text": " Let's go man!"}, {"start": 2226.48, "end": 2232.8, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2232.8, "end": 2249.12, "text": " Okay, see that was a bad kick, but like, you could tell agents kicked a soccer ball."}, {"start": 2249.12, "end": 2251.12, "text": " Bro, DDG's kick was..."}, {"start": 2251.12, "end": 2251.8399999999997, "text": " ...sus-"}, {"start": 2251.8399999999997, "end": 2252.3399999999997, "text": " GAH!"}, {"start": 2253.64, "end": 2255.48, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 2263.48, "end": 2265.08, "text": " Bro, we're just... I mean..."}, {"start": 2265.8399999999997, "end": 2267.68, "text": " I mean, we're not even on goal."}, {"start": 2279.12, "end": 2285.24, "text": " side if I'm kicking that ball if this is my left foot because I'm left-footed"}, {"start": 2285.24, "end": 2290.7599999999998, "text": " I'm kicking the ball right here full fucking power full fucking power bang"}, {"start": 2290.7599999999998, "end": 2297.48, "text": " it's hitting like the top the top mid left and I'm fucking I'm drilling that"}, {"start": 2297.48, "end": 2318.0, "text": " ball we only need one more elimination nick a 30 who's one of the most oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 2318.0, "end": 2320.48, "text": " Nick, you have this."}, {"start": 2320.48, "end": 2323.0, "text": " Popular Fortnite streamers, I believe in you."}, {"start": 2323.0, "end": 2324.0, "text": " In the world."}, {"start": 2324.0, "end": 2325.0, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 2325.0, "end": 2332.0, "text": " Wait, why did, why did Nick A-30 not pick video games?"}, {"start": 2332.0, "end": 2338.12, "text": " Nick A-30 only plays fucking shooter games."}, {"start": 2338.12, "end": 2340.12, "text": " Why did he pick soccer?"}, {"start": 2340.12, "end": 2342.12, "text": " He's not shooting video games."}, {"start": 2342.12, "end": 2343.36, "text": " He's in shape."}, {"start": 2343.36, "end": 2347.52, "text": " I think in his mind he was probably going, I probably would lose to like, Turner."}, {"start": 2347.52, "end": 2353.48, "text": " It was gonna be like a push-up contest or something. I'm on God. No, that would be fire push-up contests"}, {"start": 2353.52, "end": 2356.22, "text": " Or just like a race or something"}, {"start": 2357.72, "end": 2361.8, "text": " I was ready to be athletic, you know, okay, not a soccer though or football"}, {"start": 2361.8, "end": 2364.8, "text": " If he misses, that's it! They all move on!"}, {"start": 2372.8, "end": 2377.8, "text": " Are you dead ass? Bro, he didn't even go for it. Wait, why am I upset? I want an AK-30 to pass the row."}, {"start": 2378.8, "end": 2380.8, "text": " He did like a little hop skip and a jump."}, {"start": 2380.8, "end": 2402.48, "text": " This could be the last elimination."}, {"start": 2402.48, "end": 2410.0800000000004, "text": " Ray is from Taiwan, right?"}, {"start": 2410.08, "end": 2426.08, "text": " I don't know what the main sport is because it's like I honestly think a lot of the Spanish streamers would do very well, right?"}, {"start": 2426.08, "end": 2436.08, "text": " Like if you're a South American streamer, you're probably going to be better at soccer realistically than the average."}, {"start": 2436.08, "end": 2441.08, "text": " better at soccer, realistically than the average American."}, {"start": 2441.72, "end": 2443.62, "text": " This is all of it, move on."}, {"start": 2445.62, "end": 2446.46, "text": " That's racist."}, {"start": 2446.46, "end": 2447.2999999999997, "text": " It's not racist."}, {"start": 2447.2999999999997, "end": 2449.16, "text": " It's the average sport that people played."}, {"start": 2449.16, "end": 2451.58, "text": " It's the same logic as saying the average Americans"}, {"start": 2451.58, "end": 2453.58, "text": " probably gonna be better at football,"}, {"start": 2453.58, "end": 2457.06, "text": " American football, than a fucking European."}, {"start": 2457.06, "end": 2459.42, "text": " Like, you know how to play the game."}, {"start": 2459.42, "end": 2460.2599999999998, "text": " Move on."}, {"start": 2462.2599999999998, "end": 2464.7799999999997, "text": " The average Indian person's probably gonna be better"}, {"start": 2464.78, "end": 2469.1600000000003, "text": " at cricket than the average person from fucking Wyoming."}, {"start": 2469.1600000000003, "end": 2470.0, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 2470.0, "end": 2473.28, "text": " It's like the odds that you've played the game is higher."}, {"start": 2473.28, "end": 2474.5400000000004, "text": " That's not racism."}, {"start": 2474.5400000000004, "end": 2479.02, "text": " That's just actual, statistical, realistic odds"}, {"start": 2479.02, "end": 2481.0600000000004, "text": " that you know how the game works."}, {"start": 2482.52, "end": 2483.36, "text": " Hit it right down."}, {"start": 2483.36, "end": 2484.7000000000003, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 2484.7000000000003, "end": 2485.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2485.52, "end": 2486.36, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2486.36, "end": 2488.38, "text": " I mean, I mean, don't do me this!"}, {"start": 2488.38, "end": 2490.02, "text": " Are you sad or happy, ladies and gentlemen?"}, {"start": 2490.02, "end": 2490.86, "text": " I'm so sad!"}, {"start": 2490.86, "end": 2491.94, "text": " I know!"}, {"start": 2491.94, "end": 2492.78, "text": " Sorry, bro."}, {"start": 2492.78, "end": 2493.78, "text": " I hope y'all lose the last round."}, {"start": 2493.78, "end": 2496.02, "text": " No, I'm only my new boss!"}, {"start": 2496.02, "end": 2498.38, "text": " He's always last round."}, {"start": 2498.38, "end": 2500.2200000000003, "text": " No, wait!"}, {"start": 2502.2200000000003, "end": 2503.5400000000004, "text": " Thank you both, thank you y'all."}, {"start": 2503.5400000000004, "end": 2504.5, "text": " Take care, Ray."}, {"start": 2504.5, "end": 2507.9, "text": " Congratulations, U10, our move-in is on!"}, {"start": 2507.9, "end": 2511.7000000000003, "text": " It's time to eliminate 60% of these people."}, {"start": 2511.7000000000003, "end": 2514.2200000000003, "text": " What video game do you think we're about to play?"}, {"start": 2514.2200000000003, "end": 2517.3, "text": " Fortnite, because I saw it in the beginning."}, {"start": 2517.3, "end": 2518.7400000000002, "text": " Oh my god, Hockey League!"}, {"start": 2518.7400000000002, "end": 2519.7000000000003, "text": " Pac-Man!"}, {"start": 2519.7000000000003, "end": 2520.7000000000003, "text": " Hockey League."}, {"start": 2520.7000000000003, "end": 2522.1400000000003, "text": " Did any of you say..."}, {"start": 2522.14, "end": 2525.06, "text": " The fairest game is not Fortnite."}, {"start": 2527.18, "end": 2531.18, "text": " Bro, what would be like the fairest game for all,"}, {"start": 2531.18, "end": 2536.18, "text": " because half of the streamers here were Fortnite pros"}, {"start": 2536.8599999999997, "end": 2538.22, "text": " or players."}, {"start": 2538.22, "end": 2541.2599999999998, "text": " Lacey got big in Fortnite."}, {"start": 2541.2599999999998, "end": 2543.8599999999997, "text": " Pthu and Mith got big in Fortnite."}, {"start": 2543.8599999999997, "end": 2547.06, "text": " They already, I feel like they already have a pass."}, {"start": 2547.06, "end": 2547.9, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 2547.9, "end": 2548.9, "text": " Yo, actually."}, {"start": 2550.06, "end": 2551.2999999999997, "text": " Fall guys."}, {"start": 2551.3, "end": 2553.0, "text": " They're playing Fortnite."}, {"start": 2553.0, "end": 2553.8, "text": " I was a Fortnite-"}, {"start": 2553.8, "end": 2560.6000000000004, "text": " Yo, Nick A-30 just fucking actually had a dopamine injection right into his brain."}, {"start": 2561.3, "end": 2562.1000000000004, "text": " That shit-"}, {"start": 2562.1000000000004, "end": 2563.8, "text": " Well, that shit just pissed him off."}, {"start": 2564.2000000000003, "end": 2565.3, "text": " Really? You think I can do it?"}, {"start": 2565.3, "end": 2566.3, "text": " We're gonna be doing-"}, {"start": 2567.1000000000004, "end": 2567.8, "text": " Fortnite?"}, {"start": 2568.3, "end": 2569.6000000000004, "text": " A battle royale."}, {"start": 2569.8, "end": 2571.8, "text": " Bring in all the computers!"}, {"start": 2572.3, "end": 2574.4, "text": " We're gonna be doing a battle royale."}, {"start": 2574.5, "end": 2576.6000000000004, "text": " We're gonna be playing the stumble guys."}, {"start": 2576.6000000000004, "end": 2578.3, "text": " We're gonna be playing stumble guys."}, {"start": 2578.3, "end": 2588.3, "text": " And you guys are going to be using the new Mr. Beast skin on your all brand new Lenovo gaming laptops powered by an Intel Core CPU."}, {"start": 2590.3, "end": 2592.3, "text": " It's time for the video game challenge!"}, {"start": 2592.3, "end": 2594.3, "text": " Bro, they're actually doing a LAN."}, {"start": 2594.3, "end": 2595.3, "text": " College!"}, {"start": 2596.3, "end": 2598.3, "text": " You know, Connor eats pants Fortnite Fridays, I believe."}, {"start": 2600.3, "end": 2604.3, "text": " We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today and launched-"}, {"start": 2605.3, "end": 2607.3, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'll agree, I'll agree."}, {"start": 2607.3, "end": 2612.5800000000004, "text": " agree multiple of your career retweet retweet so you're gonna play until 12 of"}, {"start": 2612.5800000000004, "end": 2619.86, "text": " you are eliminated everyone understand yo i'm dropping so late i'm drop you"}, {"start": 2619.86, "end": 2627.2200000000003, "text": " already know bro teeth move is hot dropping into haunting people i that"}, {"start": 2627.2200000000003, "end": 2630.9, "text": " would be the fucking scariest moment of your life bro"}, {"start": 2630.9, "end": 2634.98, "text": " you drop into a four-night lobby t-foo's just fucking we're sprinting"}, {"start": 2634.98, "end": 2636.98, "text": " around the map killing people."}, {"start": 2636.98, "end": 2639.28, "text": " You get bush camping, dude."}, {"start": 2639.28, "end": 2640.28, "text": " No weapons."}, {"start": 2640.28, "end": 2641.28, "text": " Start the map!"}, {"start": 2641.28, "end": 2642.28, "text": " Dropping tilted."}, {"start": 2642.28, "end": 2643.28, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 2643.28, "end": 2646.28, "text": " 490 hands by streamers dropping into the map."}, {"start": 2646.28, "end": 2649.48, "text": " I'll drop an owl, I'll drop an owl!"}, {"start": 2649.48, "end": 2652.28, "text": " Yo, I don't know where I'm dropping on this map."}, {"start": 2652.28, "end": 2655.8, "text": " Wow, Connor eats pants ballsy play here."}, {"start": 2655.8, "end": 2657.84, "text": " Dead center."}, {"start": 2657.84, "end": 2661.4, "text": " I'm probably gonna drop, like, down here, bro."}, {"start": 2661.4, "end": 2663.04, "text": " And then kinda just hover."}, {"start": 2663.04, "end": 2664.04, "text": " An owl!"}, {"start": 2664.04, "end": 2666.54, "text": " If this map has planes, I'm just flying a plane around."}, {"start": 2666.54, "end": 2670.2, "text": " Instantly, all the best players teamed up, including TeeFoo,"}, {"start": 2670.2, "end": 2672.74, "text": " a legendary player that's one of the best in the world."}, {"start": 2672.74, "end": 2674.66, "text": " And their first objective was to get-"}, {"start": 2674.66, "end": 2676.54, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 2677.14, "end": 2680.34, "text": " Yo, that is the worst vibe ever."}, {"start": 2680.34, "end": 2683.84, "text": " Wait, TeeFoo's teaming up with other Fortnite players"}, {"start": 2683.84, "end": 2687.14, "text": " and just- and just wife- just squadwiping people."}, {"start": 2687.14, "end": 2688.24, "text": " And they play."}, {"start": 2688.24, "end": 2689.54, "text": " We're taking planes, guys?"}, {"start": 2690.94, "end": 2692.34, "text": " I feel so safe up here, bro."}, {"start": 2692.34, "end": 2693.6200000000003, "text": " Eee-heee!"}, {"start": 2693.6200000000003, "end": 2694.58, "text": " Bro, we're making it out."}, {"start": 2694.58, "end": 2695.78, "text": " I'm gonna get that top ten."}, {"start": 2695.78, "end": 2697.1600000000003, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 2697.1600000000003, "end": 2699.0, "text": " Who else is in the squad?"}, {"start": 2699.0, "end": 2703.1200000000003, "text": " If it's actually fucking Tifu, Lacy, and Mith..."}, {"start": 2703.1200000000003, "end": 2705.26, "text": " That is so lame."}, {"start": 2707.26, "end": 2708.96, "text": " I would be so upset."}, {"start": 2708.96, "end": 2711.7400000000002, "text": " But on the underside of the map, another group was formed."}, {"start": 2711.7400000000002, "end": 2713.2000000000003, "text": " Is that you from the... Oh yes."}, {"start": 2713.2000000000003, "end": 2715.02, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 2715.02, "end": 2716.44, "text": " Oh my god, I'm team killing."}, {"start": 2716.44, "end": 2718.02, "text": " Oh my god, I'm team killing."}, {"start": 2718.02, "end": 2719.2200000000003, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 2719.2200000000003, "end": 2720.2200000000003, "text": " One per... Say..."}, {"start": 2720.2200000000003, "end": 2721.82, "text": " Okay, there's like one person"}, {"start": 2721.82, "end": 2723.34, "text": " that needs to be eliminated left"}, {"start": 2723.34, "end": 2726.26, "text": " and I see Kifu's plane just fucking"}, {"start": 2726.26, "end": 2729.46, "text": " na na na, na na na, just coming towards me."}, {"start": 2729.46, "end": 2731.2200000000003, "text": " I'm just killing my teammate."}, {"start": 2731.2200000000003, "end": 2732.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2732.3, "end": 2734.1000000000004, "text": " Hi, I'm going skydiving."}, {"start": 2734.1000000000004, "end": 2736.1000000000004, "text": " But some players had a different strategy."}, {"start": 2736.1000000000004, "end": 2738.7000000000003, "text": " I'm gonna hide the whole game."}, {"start": 2738.7000000000003, "end": 2739.54, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 2739.54, "end": 2741.78, "text": " Bro Connor, you are not covered in that bush."}, {"start": 2741.78, "end": 2743.94, "text": " The whole game."}, {"start": 2743.94, "end": 2744.9, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 2744.9, "end": 2746.3, "text": " We're looking for y'all."}, {"start": 2746.3, "end": 2747.82, "text": " Your guys' strategy is to sit in the plane,"}, {"start": 2747.82, "end": 2750.5, "text": " not go fight them, man to man, mono to mono."}, {"start": 2750.5, "end": 2751.34, "text": " No, we will."}, {"start": 2751.34, "end": 2776.78, "text": " Yo, this shows how big Mr. V's audience is because he has to fucking explain what Fortnite"}, {"start": 2776.78, "end": 2784.94, "text": " is like that is that's like an instance of a game where it's like why are you why are you"}, {"start": 2784.94, "end": 2789.7400000000002, "text": " everyone knows fortnite that'd be like me explaining what minecraft is"}, {"start": 2801.7400000000002, "end": 2806.3, "text": " okay and because the storm is closing in players started running into each other"}, {"start": 2806.78, "end": 2816.1600000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2816.1600000000003, "end": 2821.6200000000003, "text": " Yo, there's a bot lobby, holy shit, maybe I should maybe, maybe playing Fortnite would"}, {"start": 2821.6200000000003, "end": 2823.26, "text": " be better, bruh."}, {"start": 2823.26, "end": 2829.98, "text": " Holy fuck, crouch-walking around a circle, just fucking, just literally barrel-stuffing"}, {"start": 2829.98, "end": 2830.98, "text": " people."}, {"start": 2830.98, "end": 2844.52, "text": " The circle continues to get smaller, leaving only 9 eliminations to go, and while some players"}, {"start": 2844.52, "end": 2848.88, "text": " are successful at avoiding combat, others are not so lucky."}, {"start": 2848.88, "end": 2850.88, "text": " Oh, you got a RIFT TO GO!"}, {"start": 2857.88, "end": 2860.88, "text": " Now, hitting a RIFT to go in this lobby would be so bad."}, {"start": 2860.88, "end": 2863.88, "text": " Cause it's half-bots, you hit a RIFT to go, you know what Tether's doing?"}, {"start": 2867.88, "end": 2869.88, "text": " Dead. Before you even hit the ground."}, {"start": 2878.88, "end": 2882.0, "text": " Flying in a plane, a quickly closing storm."}, {"start": 2882.0, "end": 2883.1400000000003, "text": " I mean that is a strategy."}, {"start": 2883.1400000000003, "end": 2886.2400000000002, "text": " Makes it difficult not only for the less experienced players,"}, {"start": 2886.2400000000002, "end": 2889.04, "text": " but it causes even the best players to make mistakes."}, {"start": 2889.04, "end": 2891.2400000000002, "text": " Don't throw nades! Don't throw nades!"}, {"start": 2891.2400000000002, "end": 2892.2400000000002, "text": " Walk on the plane!"}, {"start": 2895.6400000000003, "end": 2898.44, "text": " No way Lazy got beamed, bro!"}, {"start": 2898.44, "end": 2899.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2902.0, "end": 2903.44, "text": " Watch your left!"}, {"start": 2903.44, "end": 2908.84, "text": " Lazy got out in Fortnite Zero Build against streamers that don't play Fortnite."}, {"start": 2908.84, "end": 2910.84, "text": " They're gonna be one more!"}, {"start": 2910.84, "end": 2914.1200000000003, "text": " Guys, only one more player needs to be eliminated!"}, {"start": 2914.1200000000003, "end": 2917.32, "text": " Remember, one of a million dollars is on the line!"}, {"start": 2923.48, "end": 2924.6800000000003, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2924.6800000000003, "end": 2926.36, "text": " It was K-Boo!"}, {"start": 2926.36, "end": 2929.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, why did they do that?"}, {"start": 2929.2400000000002, "end": 2934.6000000000004, "text": " Like, I think this strategy, if you're bad, is flying to play in the whole game."}, {"start": 2934.6, "end": 2938.2, "text": " Tifu could have just ran around and killed fucking ten people"}, {"start": 2950.36, "end": 2953.16, "text": " I don't think that's scripted bro, I think they actually just lost"}, {"start": 2953.16, "end": 2967.3999999999996, "text": " I should have put him in Arc Raiders. That would have been a super role for Foreman's dude."}, {"start": 2967.3999999999996, "end": 2972.7999999999997, "text": " Would have fucking solo wiped the entire lobby. Isn't it like, okay, I'm gonna actually say"}, {"start": 2972.7999999999997, "end": 2976.44, "text": " this, this might be stupid. I know there's no ranks, like, or like no definitive rank"}, {"start": 2976.44, "end": 2981.6, "text": " system in like Arc, but isn't Tifu usually like, said to be like one of the best Arc"}, {"start": 2981.6, "end": 2987.86, "text": " Readers players have you ever watched his clips whole fucking whole safe pocket"}, {"start": 2989.0, "end": 2990.12, "text": " snap hook"}, {"start": 2990.12, "end": 2992.9, "text": " midair one tap somebody"}, {"start": 2993.3199999999997, "end": 3001.4, "text": " Turn pivot one tap another and then turn look uphill and fucking like to like literally just laser a guy down squad white"}, {"start": 3002.12, "end": 3003.88, "text": " squad white"}, {"start": 3003.88, "end": 3005.88, "text": " Dora, Libidator comrades"}, {"start": 3005.88, "end": 3026.48, "text": " See if there's tweet."}, {"start": 3026.48, "end": 3031.08, "text": " His eject out of the plane wasn't bound."}, {"start": 3031.08, "end": 3035.32, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3035.32, "end": 3041.44, "text": " He was just stuck in the plane bro because he was flying the plane the whole game and then as he needed to leave he couldn't"}, {"start": 3053.0800000000004, "end": 3055.2400000000002, "text": " I thought I will get a"}, {"start": 3056.6000000000004, "end": 3058.6000000000004, "text": " Intense I'm here"}, {"start": 3059.32, "end": 3061.32, "text": " We're kind of taking a nap, bro"}, {"start": 3065.32, "end": 3069.52, "text": " Yo, Hamptor, thank you for the 10 gifted subs."}, {"start": 3069.52, "end": 3072.04, "text": " Thank you for the 10 gifted Boston game creators,"}, {"start": 3072.04, "end": 3074.44, "text": " Kahlri, and paying for the sub, Brookie, for the three."}, {"start": 3074.44, "end": 3075.88, "text": " You guys have the Limbelist, Quadruple, and you can see"}, {"start": 3075.88, "end": 3076.96, "text": " they got shot and killed in Maryland."}, {"start": 3076.96, "end": 3078.1200000000003, "text": " He's a professional coronal player."}, {"start": 3078.1200000000003, "end": 3079.92, "text": " No, but I've seen that."}, {"start": 3079.92, "end": 3081.52, "text": " Arizona and Compton sub games for the sub,"}, {"start": 3081.52, "end": 3083.4, "text": " Grant, thank you for the three, over the five."}, {"start": 3083.4, "end": 3084.88, "text": " Ruzzi and Indy, Karns, Line, Ohio."}, {"start": 3084.88, "end": 3086.44, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 3086.44, "end": 3087.6400000000003, "text": " Grant and Brookie for the sub,"}, {"start": 3087.6400000000003, "end": 3090.7200000000003, "text": " Salti, GJ, for the sub, Tart, thank you for the three."}, {"start": 3090.7200000000003, "end": 3092.1600000000003, "text": " You're lucky you're hitting the post."}, {"start": 3092.1600000000003, "end": 3094.76, "text": " Twice, Bees, Malash, thank you for the raid."}, {"start": 3094.76, "end": 3099.76, "text": " Red JT Leo, Rat Hammer, Kota, Rx, and Chen for the sub, CJ for the 3."}, {"start": 3101.26, "end": 3104.76, "text": " Have you ever watched Game of Thrones? I have not, but I at some point do want to."}, {"start": 3104.76, "end": 3109.26, "text": " J-Dog and T for the sub, Alec and Kappa for the sub, CJ for the sub, Sheriff for the fatt, up to the thousand biddies."}, {"start": 3109.6600000000003, "end": 3112.26, "text": " Watch her for the YouTube. First time on stream, love you, Jeff."}, {"start": 3112.26, "end": 3115.26, "text": " Thank you. Not in Kappa for the sub, Pocket, one thing for the sub, Han, think of the 3."}, {"start": 3115.5600000000004, "end": 3117.76, "text": " Were you in it? No. Young for the sub, Arcade for the 3."}, {"start": 3118.26, "end": 3120.5600000000004, "text": " I have no idea. Petros, think of the 3. Really like your stream."}, {"start": 3120.5600000000004, "end": 3122.0600000000004, "text": " Thank you, Kylo and BT for the sub."}, {"start": 3122.06, "end": 3125.06, "text": " Fussing Francisco for the sub X and life of the sub Apollo think of it a three"}, {"start": 3125.06, "end": 3128.06, "text": " I have not seen it. No Adrian and ham thing of the sub daddy. No less"}, {"start": 3128.06, "end": 3132.58, "text": " Thank you for the sub strike of the sub Harry the three. Hello, Jacob. Not thinking of the seven try to give it a three"}, {"start": 3132.58, "end": 3136.5, "text": " I'm not in the long ten times. I'm ready to give it a five gift. It's a Jake think of it a three"}, {"start": 3136.5, "end": 3139.7799999999997, "text": " I have a val tournament later. I'm not in the bong brother. What they'll think of it a sub"}, {"start": 3142.7, "end": 3145.62, "text": " Your captain for the val turning is he make it right now"}, {"start": 3146.82, "end": 3149.82, "text": " Point it last week. We gotta make it work today"}, {"start": 3152.06, "end": 3156.06, "text": " We gotta make it work!"}, {"start": 3156.06, "end": 3160.06, "text": " Alright! Whatever we gotta do, bro!"}, {"start": 3160.06, "end": 3167.06, "text": " Dude, you type fast, hi guys."}, {"start": 3167.06, "end": 3169.06, "text": " Type fast. Okay, hi guys."}, {"start": 3169.06, "end": 3173.06, "text": " Give me another status support at 3pm. I'm gonna watch the video."}, {"start": 3173.06, "end": 3177.06, "text": " Another status support at 3pm. Love you."}, {"start": 3177.06, "end": 3181.06, "text": " He's fucking grinding. God bless his soul."}, {"start": 3181.06, "end": 3184.06, "text": " Jack tournament days high-vives is like a workhorse."}, {"start": 3184.06, "end": 3186.06, "text": " Yo, hey, he's grinding over."}, {"start": 3186.06, "end": 3187.06, "text": " What's the problem?"}, {"start": 3187.06, "end": 3189.06, "text": " Are people not able to make it?"}, {"start": 3189.06, "end": 3192.06, "text": " Bro, we got another video to watch, man."}, {"start": 3192.06, "end": 3195.06, "text": " Since the Mr. Beast video kind of blue-balled us a little bit."}, {"start": 3198.06, "end": 3200.06, "text": " Oh my God, is the ending bad?"}, {"start": 3200.06, "end": 3201.06, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 3201.06, "end": 3206.06, "text": " I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four,"}, {"start": 3206.06, "end": 3209.06, "text": " two of which will be eliminated."}, {"start": 3209.06, "end": 3211.06, "text": " Okay, so we can make it."}, {"start": 3211.06, "end": 3212.5, "text": " Atoya, come on, team."}, {"start": 3212.5, "end": 3214.62, "text": " Somos 20, 5 equipos de cuadro."}, {"start": 3214.62, "end": 3216.5, "text": " The entire team is going to be eliminated."}, {"start": 3216.5, "end": 3217.9, "text": " You don't know what skills we need."}, {"start": 3217.9, "end": 3218.98, "text": " If we have somebody that's smart,"}, {"start": 3218.98, "end": 3220.06, "text": " we have somebody that's fit."}, {"start": 3220.06, "end": 3220.9, "text": " I'm dynamic."}, {"start": 3220.9, "end": 3221.9, "text": " We got to get our squads."}, {"start": 3221.9, "end": 3223.9, "text": " Prince of Olney, chat spoils, man."}, {"start": 3223.9, "end": 3226.2999999999997, "text": " We need one of our team to go to your team,"}, {"start": 3226.2999999999997, "end": 3227.1, "text": " because we are 5-1."}, {"start": 3227.1, "end": 3228.46, "text": " Keep some Spanish speakers at it."}, {"start": 3228.46, "end": 3230.46, "text": " Or my Mexico viewership's going to plummet up."}, {"start": 3230.46, "end": 3231.1, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3231.1, "end": 3232.22, "text": " Thank you, ever, team."}, {"start": 3232.22, "end": 3233.98, "text": " The all-arounders, baby."}, {"start": 3233.98, "end": 3236.62, "text": " Now that all five teams have been selected,"}, {"start": 3236.62, "end": 3239.2599999999998, "text": " This is my favorite game of the video."}, {"start": 3239.2599999999998, "end": 3240.58, "text": " Change the floor."}, {"start": 3242.94, "end": 3244.62, "text": " Bring out the podiums."}, {"start": 3247.42, "end": 3249.74, "text": " Everyone please stand on top of your boxes."}, {"start": 3249.74, "end": 3250.7, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 3250.7, "end": 3252.3399999999997, "text": " You guys will be going first."}, {"start": 3252.3399999999997, "end": 3254.46, "text": " Go up the shaves."}, {"start": 3254.46, "end": 3256.74, "text": " In this next game, these shaves"}, {"start": 3256.74, "end": 3258.94, "text": " will appear randomly on the floor"}, {"start": 3258.94, "end": 3262.2999999999997, "text": " and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are."}, {"start": 3262.3, "end": 3264.3, "text": " Carre, Los Angeles, Triomphe,"}, {"start": 3264.3, "end": 3265.3, "text": " and Starris for everyone."}, {"start": 3265.3, "end": 3266.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3266.3, "end": 3268.3, "text": " All right, they're gonna spin the wheel."}, {"start": 3268.3, "end": 3270.3, "text": " All right, let's see what it lands on."}, {"start": 3270.3, "end": 3272.3, "text": " Their state is..."}, {"start": 3272.3, "end": 3273.3, "text": " Square! Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 3273.3, "end": 3275.3, "text": " So because they got square,"}, {"start": 3275.3, "end": 3278.3, "text": " they now have to go where they think the square was"}, {"start": 3278.3, "end": 3280.3, "text": " and fit inside as a team."}, {"start": 3280.3, "end": 3281.3, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 3281.3, "end": 3282.3, "text": " We're not confident."}, {"start": 3282.3, "end": 3283.3, "text": " We're running together."}, {"start": 3285.3, "end": 3288.3, "text": " Well, they have to get it exactly where it was."}, {"start": 3288.3, "end": 3289.3, "text": " Run, wheel!"}, {"start": 3289.3, "end": 3303.42, "text": " I feel like their entire shoe has to be in it you see him get on his tippy toes"}, {"start": 3303.42, "end": 3310.34, "text": " there they get one point and the two teams with the least amount of points"}, {"start": 3310.34, "end": 3317.06, "text": " are eliminated. Are you four ready? Yes. Reveal the pattern! The number to beat is one. Can they beat it?"}, {"start": 3317.06, "end": 3321.86, "text": " We just gotta be cooped up together. We gotta be like, bro, you just gotta have, yo, Rekai is"}, {"start": 3321.86, "end": 3329.3, "text": " actually not paying attention. Um, anyways, you need, you need each of your, this is,"}, {"start": 3329.3, "end": 3336.7400000000002, "text": " this team's getting out, by the way. Uh, this team's surely getting out. Uh, you need one person"}, {"start": 3336.7400000000002, "end": 3341.7400000000002, "text": " It's a have a specific shape and they just have to remember remember your shape"}, {"start": 3341.7400000000002, "end": 3345.1000000000004, "text": " Oh, you need somebody to remember to the"}, {"start": 3347.82, "end": 3349.82, "text": " Star"}, {"start": 3349.82, "end": 3353.86, "text": " I think I just start. I'm not gonna lie. This is the hardest shape. This is something that's in it right here"}, {"start": 3353.86, "end": 3357.94, "text": " This is in here. This is right here. No way. Oh, I don't think that's it"}, {"start": 3357.94, "end": 3362.86, "text": " Wait, you think we should scoot over any? I don't think that's it guys. I think I did but that's the hardest"}, {"start": 3362.86, "end": 3364.86, "text": " Tell me when you're ready"}, {"start": 3365.7400000000002, "end": 3367.7400000000002, "text": " You want me to reveal it? Yeah"}, {"start": 3371.7400000000002, "end": 3374.1400000000003, "text": " Oh hell no, yeah, they got like everybody"}, {"start": 3386.3, "end": 3388.38, "text": " They can't just stand on their tippy toes"}, {"start": 3388.38, "end": 3393.38, "text": " like none of their shoe was touching outside of a circle"}, {"start": 3393.38, "end": 3395.38, "text": " hey but we got more than them"}, {"start": 3395.38, "end": 3396.38, "text": " you didn't get more than them"}, {"start": 3396.38, "end": 3397.38, "text": " shut your mouth"}, {"start": 3397.38, "end": 3399.38, "text": " but Jason two teens are going home"}, {"start": 3399.38, "end": 3402.38, "text": " it's okay let's just let's just hope for the best"}, {"start": 3402.38, "end": 3404.38, "text": " close it is nobody no one gets one"}, {"start": 3404.38, "end": 3406.38, "text": " no one gets one we're safe"}, {"start": 3406.38, "end": 3407.38, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 3407.38, "end": 3409.38, "text": " reveal the shapes"}, {"start": 3409.38, "end": 3412.38, "text": " not only is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes"}, {"start": 3412.38, "end": 3414.38, "text": " star star star"}, {"start": 3414.38, "end": 3416.38, "text": " with a million dollars on the line"}, {"start": 3416.38, "end": 3417.34, "text": " Swerve! Swerve!"}, {"start": 3417.34, "end": 3419.82, "text": " Your competitors will do anything for you all."}, {"start": 3419.82, "end": 3421.98, "text": " Oh, diamond, diamond, diamond!"}, {"start": 3421.98, "end": 3424.38, "text": " I wait, that's the fucking God Squad, dude."}, {"start": 3425.6600000000003, "end": 3427.98, "text": " Tyler won, O'Neil, Nick and Miff."}, {"start": 3429.02, "end": 3429.98, "text": " Diamond!"}, {"start": 3429.98, "end": 3431.26, "text": " Diamond!"}, {"start": 3431.26, "end": 3431.98, "text": " Oh, diamond."}, {"start": 3431.98, "end": 3432.54, "text": " Oh, my game."}, {"start": 3432.54, "end": 3435.7400000000002, "text": " That left foot's off, but move your feet back this way!"}, {"start": 3435.7400000000002, "end": 3436.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3436.54, "end": 3437.34, "text": " How do you feel?"}, {"start": 3437.34, "end": 3438.54, "text": " Do you guys feel good?"}, {"start": 3438.54, "end": 3439.58, "text": " Yeah, I feel good."}, {"start": 3439.58, "end": 3439.98, "text": " I feel good."}, {"start": 3439.98, "end": 3440.94, "text": " You all better feel it?"}, {"start": 3440.94, "end": 3441.5, "text": " Yes, please."}, {"start": 3441.5, "end": 3441.98, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3442.62, "end": 3443.6600000000003, "text": " From the other side!"}, {"start": 3443.66, "end": 3453.66, "text": " 2 points."}, {"start": 3453.66, "end": 3457.3799999999997, "text": " It would be mad fun even if an entire team is just standing on like a blank spot and"}, {"start": 3457.3799999999997, "end": 3460.54, "text": " they're like fucking 5 feet away from the diamond."}, {"start": 3460.54, "end": 3462.98, "text": " If you're so young we're confident reveal it."}, {"start": 3462.98, "end": 3465.1, "text": " Score more than 2 you are guaranteed."}, {"start": 3465.1, "end": 3466.1, "text": " Reveal the shades."}, {"start": 3466.1, "end": 3467.1, "text": " That's pretty hard."}, {"start": 3467.1, "end": 3468.1, "text": " He got squarish."}, {"start": 3468.1, "end": 3469.1, "text": " He got squarish."}, {"start": 3469.1, "end": 3470.1, "text": " He got squarish."}, {"start": 3470.1, "end": 3471.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3471.1, "end": 3472.1, "text": " Go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 3472.1, "end": 3479.1, "text": " I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle."}, {"start": 3479.1, "end": 3480.1, "text": " Who picked this spot?"}, {"start": 3480.1, "end": 3481.1, "text": " Tarno. Tarno."}, {"start": 3481.1, "end": 3483.1, "text": " So if you're not in, it's Tarno's fault."}, {"start": 3483.1, "end": 3484.1, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 3484.1, "end": 3485.1, "text": " Do you want me to reveal it?"}, {"start": 3485.1, "end": 3486.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3486.1, "end": 3487.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3487.1, "end": 3488.1, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3488.1, "end": 3489.1, "text": " Reveal it."}, {"start": 3489.1, "end": 3490.1, "text": " It's a wrong one."}, {"start": 3490.1, "end": 3491.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3491.1, "end": 3492.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3492.1, "end": 3493.1, "text": " Two points."}, {"start": 3493.1, "end": 3494.1, "text": " Two of you are out."}, {"start": 3494.1, "end": 3499.7, "text": " Bro, like, I, yo, that's crazy that counts as out though. Like, this should count as"}, {"start": 3499.7000000000003, "end": 3505.4600000000005, "text": " out but like your entire shoe has to be in it. So it's also it's also just"}, {"start": 3505.4600000000005, "end": 3510.7400000000002, "text": " beneficial to be a smaller person or I'm in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle."}, {"start": 3510.7400000000002, "end": 3517.0600000000004, "text": " My toes are in the middle. My toes are in the middle. The other one got us to where we need to be."}, {"start": 3524.1000000000004, "end": 3525.1400000000003, "text": " They're all locked in."}, {"start": 3525.14, "end": 3527.14, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 3527.14, "end": 3529.14, "text": " Is that ski mask the slump god?"}, {"start": 3529.14, "end": 3531.14, "text": " He's not..."}, {"start": 3531.14, "end": 3533.14, "text": " Isn't he a rapper?"}, {"start": 3535.14, "end": 3537.14, "text": " Does he stream?"}, {"start": 3539.14, "end": 3541.14, "text": " Is there a shade?"}, {"start": 3541.14, "end": 3543.14, "text": " Trial!"}, {"start": 3543.14, "end": 3545.14, "text": " Okay, right here. This is the middle."}, {"start": 3545.14, "end": 3547.14, "text": " This is the middle."}, {"start": 3547.14, "end": 3549.14, "text": " How confident are you that you're in it?"}, {"start": 3549.14, "end": 3551.14, "text": " I'm not confident. This is gross."}, {"start": 3551.14, "end": 3553.14, "text": " You got it? How are you not confident?"}, {"start": 3553.14, "end": 3557.5, "text": " So Wendy you memorized the triangle for the team. Do you think you're about to win?"}, {"start": 3567.5, "end": 3571.4, "text": " Yo, I want somebody to be like way off"}, {"start": 3576.24, "end": 3581.3399999999997, "text": " Okay, well then what the fuck happens cuz cuz there's only one team with one"}, {"start": 3583.14, "end": 3589.14, "text": " So every team's for two points by yours"}, {"start": 3589.14, "end": 3591.14, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 3591.14, "end": 3593.14, "text": " It means you're done."}, {"start": 3596.14, "end": 3599.14, "text": " So like we're the only team that moves on or..."}, {"start": 3599.14, "end": 3603.14, "text": " Can you translate to French? You're eliminated for them."}, {"start": 3603.14, "end": 3604.14, "text": " We're eliminated, guys."}, {"start": 3604.14, "end": 3607.14, "text": " Guys, you're too tight, guys. Look at your serial."}, {"start": 3607.14, "end": 3609.14, "text": " Can you translate to German?"}, {"start": 3609.14, "end": 3610.14, "text": " Thank you for everything, man."}, {"start": 3610.14, "end": 3611.14, "text": " It's coming out."}, {"start": 3611.14, "end": 3613.14, "text": " Yeah, look at his tight suit."}, {"start": 3613.14, "end": 3615.14, "text": " Yeah, he at least won a Lambo."}, {"start": 3615.14, "end": 3616.14, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 3616.14, "end": 3617.14, "text": " Thanks for coming out, boys."}, {"start": 3617.14, "end": 3618.14, "text": " Sorry I didn't work out."}, {"start": 3618.14, "end": 3619.14, "text": " It's in."}, {"start": 3619.14, "end": 3620.14, "text": " That's a trip."}, {"start": 3620.14, "end": 3622.14, "text": " Now we're going to run it back for a tiebreaker."}, {"start": 3622.14, "end": 3623.14, "text": " Switch the lights back."}, {"start": 3623.14, "end": 3624.14, "text": " The game continues."}, {"start": 3624.14, "end": 3626.14, "text": " Well, deal the floor."}, {"start": 3630.14, "end": 3631.14, "text": " Start, start, start."}, {"start": 3631.14, "end": 3632.14, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 3632.14, "end": 3633.14, "text": " That's what's definite."}, {"start": 3633.14, "end": 3635.14, "text": " Oh, they're taking longer."}, {"start": 3635.14, "end": 3636.14, "text": " You can put your feet like parallel."}, {"start": 3636.14, "end": 3637.14, "text": " They don't have the strength."}, {"start": 3637.14, "end": 3640.14, "text": " Oh, you're rear-justy constantly."}, {"start": 3640.14, "end": 3642.14, "text": " Reveal him."}, {"start": 3642.14, "end": 3645.14, "text": " That's all four. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 3645.14, "end": 3647.14, "text": " It's all four!"}, {"start": 3649.14, "end": 3654.14, "text": " Now that they have a perfect score, the team going home is probably one of you three."}, {"start": 3654.14, "end": 3656.14, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3656.14, "end": 3658.14, "text": " Reveal the saves."}, {"start": 3658.14, "end": 3661.14, "text": " Circle. Circle, circle, circle. Here, right here."}, {"start": 3661.14, "end": 3662.14, "text": " Are you sure this is the center point?"}, {"start": 3662.14, "end": 3664.14, "text": " I am in the middle! I am in the middle! I am in the middle!"}, {"start": 3664.14, "end": 3666.14, "text": " Father would never lead your strength."}, {"start": 3666.14, "end": 3667.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3667.14, "end": 3669.14, "text": " Alright, let's see if they're in."}, {"start": 3670.14, "end": 3672.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3681.0, "end": 3686.8599999999997, "text": " They need another team to score zero, but I said this was the God squad to now they're throwing"}, {"start": 3691.18, "end": 3696.2799999999997, "text": " Yo, that is true like you could get lucky if it's like six feet in front of you on the other side"}, {"start": 3696.28, "end": 3698.0800000000004, "text": " Go over here. What is this?"}, {"start": 3698.0800000000004, "end": 3699.96, "text": " All you have to do now is score one point."}, {"start": 3699.96, "end": 3701.36, "text": " Reveal the shapes!"}, {"start": 3701.36, "end": 3703.36, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 3703.36, "end": 3704.48, "text": " Circle, circle, circle!"}, {"start": 3704.48, "end": 3706.1600000000003, "text": " Right, right, right. This way, this way, right."}, {"start": 3706.1600000000003, "end": 3707.28, "text": " This way, this way, this way."}, {"start": 3707.28, "end": 3708.96, "text": " Right, right, right. It's here, it's here."}, {"start": 3708.96, "end": 3710.76, "text": " Like this, like this. Like this, like this, like this."}, {"start": 3710.76, "end": 3712.6000000000004, "text": " One point, please. One point."}, {"start": 3712.6000000000004, "end": 3713.8, "text": " One point!"}, {"start": 3713.8, "end": 3715.2000000000003, "text": " Two points!"}, {"start": 3715.2000000000003, "end": 3716.2000000000003, "text": " One point!"}, {"start": 3716.2000000000003, "end": 3718.6400000000003, "text": " Aah!"}, {"start": 3718.6400000000003, "end": 3721.2400000000002, "text": " There's only one team that still has to go."}, {"start": 3721.2400000000002, "end": 3722.6800000000003, "text": " They just have to score one point."}, {"start": 3722.6800000000003, "end": 3723.88, "text": " Just need one, just need one."}, {"start": 3723.88, "end": 3725.88, "text": " Reveal the shapes!"}, {"start": 3726.88, "end": 3728.88, "text": " Give them circle"}, {"start": 3739.1600000000003, "end": 3745.82, "text": " Dude, I just feel like while this is happening Rekai has like just like elevator music playing in his head"}, {"start": 3755.88, "end": 3757.48, "text": " What is this? What is this?"}, {"start": 3757.48, "end": 3758.6400000000003, "text": " You're gonna touch my H?"}, {"start": 3758.6400000000003, "end": 3760.28, "text": " Hey! My line!"}, {"start": 3760.28, "end": 3761.2400000000002, "text": " That's on you!"}, {"start": 3761.2400000000002, "end": 3762.04, "text": " Star was right there!"}, {"start": 3762.04, "end": 3763.2400000000002, "text": " My line!"}, {"start": 3763.2400000000002, "end": 3764.84, "text": " I haven't even revealed it!"}, {"start": 3764.84, "end": 3765.8, "text": " Revealed it, please!"}, {"start": 3765.8, "end": 3766.6, "text": " Reveal it!"}, {"start": 3766.6, "end": 3768.12, "text": " Come on, it's a ball, it's a ball, it's a ball!"}, {"start": 3772.44, "end": 3773.0, "text": " Oh, my God, I'm..."}, {"start": 3773.0, "end": 3774.84, "text": " This is out of the star!"}, {"start": 3776.04, "end": 3779.08, "text": " Two of you are in, and none of Tyler's team was in."}, {"start": 3779.08, "end": 3781.0, "text": " You win, and they're gone."}, {"start": 3781.0, "end": 3782.44, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 3782.44, "end": 3792.76, "text": " Oh, that pissed me off. Oh, that pissed me off, dude. I get eliminated out of a million dollars where Kai starts going"}, {"start": 3802.2400000000002, "end": 3804.2400000000002, "text": " And the losers please support"}, {"start": 3812.44, "end": 3814.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3822.44, "end": 3824.44, "text": " Immediately reaching for it's any"}, {"start": 3833.44, "end": 3835.44, "text": " We're gonna have a slumber party"}, {"start": 3835.44, "end": 3838.48, "text": " Create in the beds, the next game won't be in the morning."}, {"start": 3838.48, "end": 3840.6, "text": " It was the last few of us, I'll watch out for it."}, {"start": 3840.6, "end": 3843.56, "text": " No, because you said you were gonna eliminate me three different times."}, {"start": 3843.56, "end": 3846.44, "text": " I was totally low-key getting out right then, it's kind of fire,"}, {"start": 3846.44, "end": 3848.76, "text": " because you don't have to sleep in a warehouse."}, {"start": 3850.48, "end": 3851.32, "text": " All in."}, {"start": 3851.32, "end": 3853.44, "text": " All my teammates, all gone."}, {"start": 3853.44, "end": 3854.48, "text": " All my auntie, but..."}, {"start": 3854.48, "end": 3856.32, "text": " Imagine you guys stay here the rest of the night,"}, {"start": 3856.32, "end": 3858.56, "text": " and then in the morning, you just immediately get out."}, {"start": 3858.56, "end": 3861.2000000000003, "text": " It's like, okay, I just slept here for no reason."}, {"start": 3861.2000000000003, "end": 3863.76, "text": " I need a couple Tik Tok scores before bed,"}, {"start": 3863.76, "end": 3865.6000000000004, "text": " And it's kinda AC down a little bit too."}, {"start": 3865.6000000000004, "end": 3866.44, "text": " I try and get..."}, {"start": 3866.44, "end": 3867.46, "text": " Yeah, now having my phone here"}, {"start": 3867.46, "end": 3868.6200000000003, "text": " would probably piss me off."}, {"start": 3868.6200000000003, "end": 3869.46, "text": " Close!"}, {"start": 3871.82, "end": 3873.36, "text": " Tent the play, Rikai tempted."}, {"start": 3873.36, "end": 3874.76, "text": " Rikai, don't do it, yo."}, {"start": 3874.76, "end": 3875.84, "text": " You came this far."}, {"start": 3875.84, "end": 3876.6800000000003, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 3876.6800000000003, "end": 3878.0600000000004, "text": " Don't do it, stop."}, {"start": 3878.0600000000004, "end": 3879.0, "text": " You think that's funny?"}, {"start": 3879.0, "end": 3879.84, "text": " You're gonna be like,"}, {"start": 3879.84, "end": 3880.6800000000003, "text": " we wrote a clip, bro,"}, {"start": 3880.6800000000003, "end": 3881.88, "text": " and Rikai just read a lot."}, {"start": 3881.88, "end": 3883.28, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 3883.28, "end": 3884.48, "text": " 12 of us left."}, {"start": 3884.48, "end": 3885.44, "text": " The ads are gone."}, {"start": 3885.44, "end": 3886.92, "text": " That's the up to the ends, yo."}, {"start": 3886.92, "end": 3888.76, "text": " Good morning, everybody!"}, {"start": 3888.76, "end": 3890.48, "text": " Good morning!"}, {"start": 3890.48, "end": 3891.32, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 3891.32, "end": 3892.7200000000003, "text": " You guys wanna get more people out,"}, {"start": 3892.7200000000003, "end": 3893.5600000000004, "text": " or just hang out?"}, {"start": 3893.56, "end": 3906.7999999999997, "text": " Yo, I'm so pushing a motherfucker over the line, dude, oh, what do you guys like streamers you have lives you have to get back"}, {"start": 3906.7999999999997, "end": 3908.7999999999997, "text": " Yes, bump into Rekai"}, {"start": 3909.52, "end": 3915.12, "text": " I'm over yo Rekai's small enough that I think I could actually just bear hug him"}, {"start": 3915.68, "end": 3917.68, "text": " and walk him out of"}, {"start": 3918.48, "end": 3920.48, "text": " Walk him out of the circle"}, {"start": 3920.48, "end": 3923.12, "text": " Why can't you just, did you sit there?"}, {"start": 3923.12, "end": 3924.92, "text": " Just unable to move."}, {"start": 3924.92, "end": 3926.42, "text": " You just toss him out."}, {"start": 3926.42, "end": 3927.42, "text": " He's got my phone."}, {"start": 3927.42, "end": 3929.42, "text": " All right. Change the floor."}, {"start": 3929.42, "end": 3930.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3930.42, "end": 3931.42, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3931.42, "end": 3932.42, "text": " Last one to leave a circle."}, {"start": 3932.42, "end": 3933.42, "text": " I know Lamborghini."}, {"start": 3933.42, "end": 3934.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3934.42, "end": 3935.42, "text": " Chandler, come on in."}, {"start": 3935.42, "end": 3936.42, "text": " Last to touch Chandler?"}, {"start": 3936.42, "end": 3938.42, "text": " Chandler, please put on this blindfold."}, {"start": 3938.42, "end": 3939.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3939.42, "end": 3940.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3940.42, "end": 3942.42, "text": " Madge, bring it on out."}, {"start": 3942.42, "end": 3944.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3944.42, "end": 3945.42, "text": " Dodgeball."}, {"start": 3945.42, "end": 3946.42, "text": " Dodgeball."}, {"start": 3946.42, "end": 3947.42, "text": " Chandler's going to throw it at him."}, {"start": 3947.42, "end": 3948.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3948.42, "end": 3949.42, "text": " Hit all the rules."}, {"start": 3949.42, "end": 3952.14, "text": " We have Chandler blindfolded. We have dodgeballs, and there's-"}, {"start": 3952.14, "end": 3954.54, "text": " Bro just target the women."}, {"start": 3955.5, "end": 3956.86, "text": " One more of them. Oh my god."}, {"start": 3956.86, "end": 3957.82, "text": " Pissing piece."}, {"start": 3957.82, "end": 3958.2200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3958.2200000000003, "end": 3959.58, "text": " We're just gonna kill all the girls."}, {"start": 3959.58, "end": 3960.38, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 3962.7000000000003, "end": 3963.7400000000002, "text": " What skates?"}, {"start": 3963.7400000000002, "end": 3964.54, "text": " I don't want to sk-"}, {"start": 3964.54, "end": 3966.3, "text": " Oh my god, they're gonna wear chicken shoes,"}, {"start": 3966.3, "end": 3968.7000000000003, "text": " and Chandler's gonna throw dodgeballs at them."}, {"start": 3968.7000000000003, "end": 3969.58, "text": " I love this."}, {"start": 3969.58, "end": 3973.42, "text": " Hey, you guys are gonna have spreeky chickens on your feet,"}, {"start": 3973.42, "end": 3975.26, "text": " and cowbells around your neck."}, {"start": 3975.9, "end": 3978.38, "text": " And the first four of you that Chandler hits"}, {"start": 3978.38, "end": 3979.58, "text": " will be eliminated."}, {"start": 3979.58, "end": 3980.08, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 3980.08, "end": 3982.28, "text": " I'm just not going to move."}, {"start": 3982.28, "end": 3983.26, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 3983.26, "end": 3984.26, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 3984.26, "end": 3984.76, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 3984.76, "end": 3987.1600000000003, "text": " Like, I'm going to stand in the corner"}, {"start": 3987.1600000000003, "end": 3989.1, "text": " and just make a shitload of noise at the start"}, {"start": 3989.1, "end": 3990.4, "text": " and then just not move in the corner."}, {"start": 3990.4, "end": 3993.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, that's insane."}, {"start": 3993.2400000000002, "end": 3996.0, "text": " We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell."}, {"start": 3996.0, "end": 3997.4, "text": " This is a crazy game."}, {"start": 3997.4, "end": 3999.6, "text": " If this is how I go out, it's going to be a sad day."}, {"start": 3999.6, "end": 4000.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4000.2000000000003, "end": 4000.88, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 4000.88, "end": 4002.88, "text": " If you're going to go out like this, bro,"}, {"start": 4002.88, "end": 4003.78, "text": " there's no worse way to go out."}, {"start": 4003.78, "end": 4004.6800000000003, "text": " No worse way to go out."}, {"start": 4004.6800000000003, "end": 4005.98, "text": " This is the worst."}, {"start": 4005.98, "end": 4007.6800000000003, "text": " You're not going to stand inside."}, {"start": 4007.6800000000003, "end": 4010.86, "text": " Okay, the plan is to stay in the corners."}, {"start": 4010.86, "end": 4012.1600000000003, "text": " I'll play these games before."}, {"start": 4012.1600000000003, "end": 4013.28, "text": " Chandler!"}, {"start": 4013.28, "end": 4013.78, "text": " Or-"}, {"start": 4013.78, "end": 4015.6800000000003, "text": " In the corner and like sit on the ground."}, {"start": 4015.6800000000003, "end": 4016.78, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 4016.78, "end": 4017.4800000000005, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 4017.4800000000005, "end": 4020.0400000000004, "text": " First floor hit, we'll be eliminated."}, {"start": 4020.0400000000004, "end": 4022.0400000000004, "text": " Chandler, have that!"}, {"start": 4032.7200000000003, "end": 4033.4800000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4033.4800000000005, "end": 4034.32, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4034.32, "end": 4036.32, "text": " Oh! He one shot it!"}, {"start": 4036.32, "end": 4037.32, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4037.6800000000003, "end": 4039.6800000000003, "text": " What do you like to get?"}, {"start": 4039.6800000000003, "end": 4042.6800000000003, "text": " I didn't get something I was good at anymore."}, {"start": 4042.6800000000003, "end": 4044.6800000000003, "text": " I feel like I'm going insane here on these chicks."}, {"start": 4052.6800000000003, "end": 4053.6800000000003, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 4053.6800000000003, "end": 4055.6800000000003, "text": " It was so loud a second ago."}, {"start": 4055.6800000000003, "end": 4057.6800000000003, "text": " No one is making a sound."}, {"start": 4057.6800000000003, "end": 4059.6800000000003, "text": " It is dead quiet in the room."}, {"start": 4059.6800000000003, "end": 4061.6800000000003, "text": " Nobody's moving, huh?"}, {"start": 4061.6800000000003, "end": 4069.5600000000004, "text": " Yo, that's such a good strategy to lay right next to him."}, {"start": 4069.5600000000004, "end": 4071.36, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4071.36, "end": 4074.0000000000005, "text": " But if you make any noise you're out."}, {"start": 4074.0000000000005, "end": 4075.36, "text": " So loud a second ago."}, {"start": 4075.36, "end": 4077.0000000000005, "text": " No one is making a sound."}, {"start": 4077.0000000000005, "end": 4079.6800000000003, "text": " It is dead quiet in the room."}, {"start": 4079.6800000000003, "end": 4084.32, "text": " Nobody's moving, huh?"}, {"start": 4084.32, "end": 4086.28, "text": " You guys can tell on each other, bro."}, {"start": 4086.28, "end": 4088.28, "text": " Tell me where they are."}, {"start": 4088.28, "end": 4091.28, "text": " Yo, I'm right like crazy."}, {"start": 4091.28, "end": 4094.7200000000003, "text": " Watch your left, watch your left, and then I'm just sprinting."}, {"start": 4094.7200000000003, "end": 4097.72, "text": " Just making the chicken noise."}, {"start": 4097.72, "end": 4098.72, "text": " Tell me where they are."}, {"start": 4102.72, "end": 4104.22, "text": " Dude, I know where he's moving."}, {"start": 4104.22, "end": 4106.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4106.72, "end": 4109.72, "text": " That was a good shot, like, bro, I heard the chicken."}, {"start": 4109.72, "end": 4111.92, "text": " I mean, if you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?"}, {"start": 4116.320000000001, "end": 4117.320000000001, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 4117.320000000001, "end": 4118.320000000001, "text": " I swear I heard someone."}, {"start": 4121.28, "end": 4123.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4128.12, "end": 4130.599999999999, "text": " Because if you hit one person everybody starts running"}, {"start": 4133.8, "end": 4135.8, "text": " There's people in this corner"}, {"start": 4139.599999999999, "end": 4144.219999999999, "text": " Wait if it rolls and hits them that doesn't count it's like dodge ball if it like hits it if it hits a wall"}, {"start": 4144.219999999999, "end": 4146.219999999999, "text": " It's a dead ball"}, {"start": 4151.28, "end": 4164.28, "text": " Yo, actually, kind of, yo, if Rikai ran behind them a bunch, that would be really smart."}, {"start": 4164.28, "end": 4166.28, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 4166.28, "end": 4168.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4168.28, "end": 4170.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4170.28, "end": 4172.28, "text": " That's two of the four eliminations."}, {"start": 4172.28, "end": 4174.28, "text": " Is there anybody laying down?"}, {"start": 4174.28, "end": 4176.28, "text": " Call them out."}, {"start": 4176.28, "end": 4178.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4178.28, "end": 4180.28, "text": " That's two of the four eliminations."}, {"start": 4180.28, "end": 4182.28, "text": " Is there anybody laying down?"}, {"start": 4182.28, "end": 4184.28, "text": " Call them out."}, {"start": 4184.28, "end": 4186.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4186.28, "end": 4188.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4188.28, "end": 4190.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4190.28, "end": 4192.28, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 4192.28, "end": 4194.28, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 4194.28, "end": 4196.28, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 4196.28, "end": 4198.28, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 4198.28, "end": 4200.28, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 4200.28, "end": 4202.28, "text": " Wendy, no."}, {"start": 4202.28, "end": 4204.28, "text": " That's three eliminations, Wendy."}, {"start": 4204.28, "end": 4206.28, "text": " Chandler, you're a monster."}, {"start": 4206.28, "end": 4208.28, "text": " Hey, y'all are gonna stop running around."}, {"start": 4208.28, "end": 4210.28, "text": " Yo, now, Wendy and Chris all just got out."}, {"start": 4210.28, "end": 4212.28, "text": " Next person."}, {"start": 4212.28, "end": 4214.28, "text": " Why are they all clumped up?"}, {"start": 4214.28, "end": 4216.28, "text": " It's the last one out."}, {"start": 4216.28, "end": 4218.28, "text": " Chandler, it's on you."}, {"start": 4218.28, "end": 4220.28, "text": " Dude, I would just stay alone."}, {"start": 4220.28, "end": 4222.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4227.12, "end": 4232.16, "text": " Just start chucking balls random places if I'm Chandler, I just hear somebody right here"}, {"start": 4235.24, "end": 4237.24, "text": " When I hear you right here"}, {"start": 4243.32, "end": 4247.679999999999, "text": " You're just running around he's got a chase he's on the hunt"}, {"start": 4250.28, "end": 4257.28, "text": " Oh, this is intense."}, {"start": 4257.28, "end": 4264.28, "text": " You're right there."}, {"start": 4264.28, "end": 4273.28, "text": " He's dialing in."}, {"start": 4273.28, "end": 4298.2, "text": " That is actually crazy, or Kai clutched that."}, {"start": 4298.2, "end": 4299.099999999999, "text": " You're a demon."}, {"start": 4299.099999999999, "end": 4300.099999999999, "text": " You're a man."}, {"start": 4300.099999999999, "end": 4301.599999999999, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 4301.599999999999, "end": 4302.599999999999, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4302.599999999999, "end": 4303.599999999999, "text": " I got a leg."}, {"start": 4303.599999999999, "end": 4304.599999999999, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 4304.599999999999, "end": 4305.599999999999, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4305.599999999999, "end": 4306.599999999999, "text": " Hey, Ram!"}, {"start": 4306.599999999999, "end": 4308.099999999999, "text": " Brickhide baited you!"}, {"start": 4308.099999999999, "end": 4311.599999999999, "text": " The problem was, he grabbed me."}, {"start": 4311.599999999999, "end": 4313.099999999999, "text": " I do whatever it takes to win."}, {"start": 4313.099999999999, "end": 4314.099999999999, "text": " Any means possible."}, {"start": 4314.099999999999, "end": 4315.099999999999, "text": " And what's that?"}, {"start": 4315.099999999999, "end": 4316.8, "text": " Yeah, and then I pick his ass up,"}, {"start": 4316.8, "end": 4319.099999999999, "text": " and I throw him out of the cube."}, {"start": 4319.099999999999, "end": 4321.099999999999, "text": " We have our finalists!"}, {"start": 4321.099999999999, "end": 4322.599999999999, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4322.599999999999, "end": 4324.599999999999, "text": " It's almost time to get the $1,000,000."}, {"start": 4324.599999999999, "end": 4325.599999999999, "text": " How are we still here?"}, {"start": 4325.599999999999, "end": 4326.599999999999, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4326.599999999999, "end": 4327.599999999999, "text": " I don't know what's happening."}, {"start": 4327.6, "end": 4333.9800000000005, "text": " Bro and yo you don't even need one person I go I literally go up to like your age, and I go"}, {"start": 4333.9800000000005, "end": 4338.860000000001, "text": " Let's go pick up Rekai you grab his arms all grab his legs, and we just throw him out of the cube"}, {"start": 4343.9800000000005, "end": 4346.780000000001, "text": " Let's see if you can break the street only is leaf five hours"}, {"start": 4349.34, "end": 4352.620000000001, "text": " If I get the money I will obviously give it to my community"}, {"start": 4357.6, "end": 4362.6, "text": " Before we play the next game, it's time to announce that Peaceful has just collaborated with the..."}, {"start": 4362.6, "end": 4364.6, "text": " Go give us a chance."}, {"start": 4364.6, "end": 4367.6, "text": " To be in the top eight of all these huge traders."}, {"start": 4367.6, "end": 4368.6, "text": " At the top."}, {"start": 4368.6, "end": 4371.6, "text": " Don't like you, because your reputation is like, yeah, now we're not doing all this."}, {"start": 4371.6, "end": 4373.6, "text": " I'm not the most hated person, bro."}, {"start": 4373.6, "end": 4375.6, "text": " If I have a chance, I'm getting it now."}, {"start": 4375.6, "end": 4376.6, "text": " He needs to leave."}, {"start": 4376.6, "end": 4379.6, "text": " Can I have the remaining streamers over here?"}, {"start": 4379.6, "end": 4381.6, "text": " Change the floor."}, {"start": 4381.6, "end": 4382.6, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4382.6, "end": 4385.0, "text": " Now the remaining streamers over here."}, {"start": 4385.0, "end": 4386.84, "text": " Change the floor."}, {"start": 4386.84, "end": 4387.84, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4387.84, "end": 4388.84, "text": " I'm playing Oskac."}, {"start": 4388.84, "end": 4390.14, "text": " Stand on one of these dots."}, {"start": 4390.14, "end": 4392.0, "text": " The order does not matter, just stand on one."}, {"start": 4392.0, "end": 4394.04, "text": " I'm gonna let you pick the next game."}, {"start": 4394.04, "end": 4395.64, "text": " Cut the lights."}, {"start": 4395.64, "end": 4397.4800000000005, "text": " I'm kinda nervous."}, {"start": 4397.4800000000005, "end": 4400.04, "text": " Okay, you can open your eyes."}, {"start": 4400.04, "end": 4401.04, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 4401.04, "end": 4402.240000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 4402.240000000001, "end": 4404.88, "text": " You all will decide what this game is."}, {"start": 4404.88, "end": 4405.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4405.88, "end": 4408.160000000001, "text": " Since you all are creators yourselves,"}, {"start": 4408.160000000001, "end": 4410.360000000001, "text": " Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys"}, {"start": 4410.360000000001, "end": 4412.52, "text": " and games you need to create..."}, {"start": 4412.52, "end": 4415.0, "text": " Damn bro, I might be picking spike ball."}, {"start": 4415.0, "end": 4417.0, "text": " Your own 1v1 challenges."}, {"start": 4417.0, "end": 4419.88, "text": " But no matter what, four people must be eliminated."}, {"start": 4419.88, "end": 4420.6, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 4420.6, "end": 4423.4800000000005, "text": " So which games will you choose?"}, {"start": 4423.4800000000005, "end": 4424.120000000001, "text": " Basketball?"}, {"start": 4424.120000000001, "end": 4425.320000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 4425.320000000001, "end": 4426.040000000001, "text": " Basketball?"}, {"start": 4426.040000000001, "end": 4426.540000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4426.540000000001, "end": 4427.52, "text": " Game ball or this?"}, {"start": 4427.52, "end": 4428.88, "text": " I don't play sports."}, {"start": 4428.88, "end": 4431.160000000001, "text": " You've got plenty of choices because Shopify"}, {"start": 4431.160000000001, "end": 4432.280000000001, "text": " hooked you guys up with time."}, {"start": 4432.280000000001, "end": 4433.6, "text": " Bro, what the fuck is Movie Geek?"}, {"start": 4433.6, "end": 4436.160000000001, "text": " Are we playing a goddamn board game?"}, {"start": 4436.160000000001, "end": 4437.6, "text": " I'm picking Monopoly."}, {"start": 4437.6, "end": 4439.080000000001, "text": " One's a different item, isn't it?"}, {"start": 4439.080000000001, "end": 4441.120000000001, "text": " Make this a nine day video."}, {"start": 4441.12, "end": 4443.0199999999995, "text": " I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify"}, {"start": 4443.0199999999995, "end": 4445.34, "text": " for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses."}, {"start": 4445.34, "end": 4447.64, "text": " A huge reason I'm even able to sell these."}, {"start": 4447.64, "end": 4449.5, "text": " They're about to land on a game"}, {"start": 4449.5, "end": 4451.18, "text": " and you're about to land on your dreams."}, {"start": 4451.18, "end": 4452.42, "text": " To turn the gather around me."}, {"start": 4452.42, "end": 4453.98, "text": " Rubius, who are you going against?"}, {"start": 4453.98, "end": 4454.82, "text": " He might. All right."}, {"start": 4454.82, "end": 4456.38, "text": " Basketball, but all the way through."}, {"start": 4456.38, "end": 4457.22, "text": " First to make?"}, {"start": 4457.22, "end": 4458.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, first to make."}, {"start": 4458.0599999999995, "end": 4458.9, "text": " What do you guys want to do?"}, {"start": 4458.9, "end": 4460.0199999999995, "text": " One, two, seven."}, {"start": 4460.0199999999995, "end": 4460.98, "text": " Every child has one point."}, {"start": 4460.98, "end": 4463.3, "text": " Jenna calls fouls, channelers, decisions are final."}, {"start": 4463.3, "end": 4464.62, "text": " She wants to do the same thing as them."}, {"start": 4464.62, "end": 4465.82, "text": " She's going to shoot tomorrow when."}, {"start": 4465.82, "end": 4467.54, "text": " Me and Scare are doing Connect 4."}, {"start": 4467.54, "end": 4468.78, "text": " Let's start the game."}, {"start": 4468.78, "end": 4470.18, "text": " They have been decided."}, {"start": 4470.18, "end": 4477.34, "text": " That would be really funny if it was like me and whatever we're just gonna throw hands"}, {"start": 4480.3, "end": 4483.26, "text": " Fuck the Shopify games, we're just gonna fist fight"}, {"start": 4484.34, "end": 4486.34, "text": " Eliminated let's see who it is"}, {"start": 4487.1, "end": 4489.46, "text": " fucking passes out first loses"}, {"start": 4494.42, "end": 4497.26, "text": " They had boxing gloves. Yeah, but they were like comically large"}, {"start": 4497.26, "end": 4501.7, "text": " I played this game the way you win is to get four in a row. It's really that simple"}, {"start": 4502.9800000000005, "end": 4504.14, "text": " She loses this game"}, {"start": 4504.14, "end": 4510.74, "text": " She's out after all this time and it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle your heart is raising"}, {"start": 4513.18, "end": 4516.22, "text": " So much right bro there. Oh, there's not four right there"}, {"start": 4521.54, "end": 4523.54, "text": " She almost had it but he blocked her"}, {"start": 4527.26, "end": 4529.26, "text": " Let me tap in real quick"}, {"start": 4535.58, "end": 4543.3, "text": " She can't I think I think ski I think ski mask wins this because she would have to place one here to either connect four or four"}, {"start": 4543.860000000001, "end": 4545.860000000001, "text": " But she's only getting three"}, {"start": 4546.02, "end": 4549.08, "text": " So if she goes there that doesn't really help her at all"}, {"start": 4557.26, "end": 4559.26, "text": " She's just lost."}, {"start": 4563.26, "end": 4564.26, "text": " You did it!"}, {"start": 4564.26, "end": 4565.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4565.26, "end": 4566.26, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 4575.26, "end": 4577.26, "text": " I thought she had it!"}, {"start": 4577.26, "end": 4579.26, "text": " Winner, winner!"}, {"start": 4579.26, "end": 4580.26, "text": " You have a chance!"}, {"start": 4580.26, "end": 4582.26, "text": " Sorry, I am so sorry."}, {"start": 4582.26, "end": 4583.26, "text": " You're gonna make me cry."}, {"start": 4583.26, "end": 4584.26, "text": " It's okay!"}, {"start": 4584.26, "end": 4585.26, "text": " It's fine!"}, {"start": 4585.26, "end": 4586.26, "text": " It's fine!"}, {"start": 4587.26, "end": 4589.26, "text": " It was an experience!"}, {"start": 4589.26, "end": 4590.26, "text": " Love you, Mario."}, {"start": 4590.26, "end": 4592.26, "text": " Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk!"}, {"start": 4592.26, "end": 4593.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4593.26, "end": 4598.26, "text": " Yo, no!"}, {"start": 4598.26, "end": 4601.26, "text": " Wait, no, Rekai's kind of funny in this video though."}, {"start": 4601.26, "end": 4603.26, "text": " Rekai's kind of funny in this video though."}, {"start": 4603.26, "end": 4605.26, "text": " He's like getting people out and down."}, {"start": 4605.26, "end": 4607.26, "text": " He just doesn't give a fuck."}, {"start": 4607.26, "end": 4608.26, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 4608.26, "end": 4609.26, "text": " Seven remains."}, {"start": 4609.26, "end": 4611.26, "text": " Let's do the basketball game."}, {"start": 4611.26, "end": 4613.26, "text": " The first one to make a shot from this slide."}, {"start": 4613.26, "end": 4615.26, "text": " And that goal will move on."}, {"start": 4615.26, "end": 4616.7, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 4616.7, "end": 4617.7, "text": " Rage!"}, {"start": 4617.7, "end": 4618.7, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 4618.7, "end": 4619.7, "text": " For shot, bro."}, {"start": 4619.7, "end": 4620.7, "text": " Are you touched?"}, {"start": 4620.7, "end": 4621.7, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4621.7, "end": 4622.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4622.7, "end": 4625.3, "text": " I can never play basketball before."}, {"start": 4625.3, "end": 4627.7, "text": " Is that first night in your life?"}, {"start": 4627.7, "end": 4628.7, "text": " 1980."}, {"start": 4628.7, "end": 4630.7, "text": " Oh, that was upside."}, {"start": 4630.7, "end": 4631.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4631.7, "end": 4632.7, "text": " Rage!"}, {"start": 4632.7, "end": 4633.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4633.7, "end": 4634.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4634.7, "end": 4635.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4635.7, "end": 4636.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4636.7, "end": 4637.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4637.7, "end": 4638.7, "text": " I thought that was backward."}, {"start": 4638.7, "end": 4639.7, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 4639.7, "end": 4643.3, "text": " You saw me on the gym, so you have to get us to some room."}, {"start": 4643.3, "end": 4644.7, "text": " With Rage getting closer."}, {"start": 4644.7, "end": 4647.26, "text": " could have turned to a different strategy"}, {"start": 4647.26, "end": 4649.179999999999, "text": " oh you want my good luck?"}, {"start": 4649.179999999999, "end": 4653.98, "text": " oh oh oh what all right if this works"}, {"start": 4653.98, "end": 4657.74, "text": " no do i wash this head"}, {"start": 4660.3, "end": 4665.42, "text": " oh that works oh now he's doing it oh okay"}, {"start": 4665.98, "end": 4670.78, "text": " doesn't jimmy hate getting like physically touched"}, {"start": 4670.78, "end": 4677.9, "text": " like that that oh okay it was like genuine awkward mess"}, {"start": 4688.54, "end": 4696.42, "text": " wait but he gets one he gets a redemption no but Greg gets a redemption"}, {"start": 4700.78, "end": 4702.78, "text": " I'm gonna kiss his hand from now on!"}, {"start": 4704.78, "end": 4706.78, "text": " Rage went first, but Rage just made it."}, {"start": 4708.78, "end": 4710.78, "text": " Thank you. Thank you, Jimmy. What an experience."}, {"start": 4710.78, "end": 4711.78, "text": " Thanks for coming out."}, {"start": 4711.78, "end": 4712.78, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 4712.78, "end": 4714.78, "text": " Rules first to make it. Yeah, but if you did..."}, {"start": 4714.78, "end": 4716.78, "text": " Okay, same you and you are 1v1ing,"}, {"start": 4716.78, "end": 4717.78, "text": " and you go first to make it,"}, {"start": 4717.78, "end": 4719.78, "text": " and I go first and I make it first try,"}, {"start": 4719.78, "end": 4720.78, "text": " you should get a redemption."}, {"start": 4720.78, "end": 4722.78, "text": " Now, Rubius vs. Evi,"}, {"start": 4722.78, "end": 4724.78, "text": " one-handed shots only."}, {"start": 4726.78, "end": 4727.78, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4727.78, "end": 4729.78, "text": " That should have worked as well as it did."}, {"start": 4729.78, "end": 4738.179999999999, "text": " It is not easy rage went first so the other doesn't get a redemption. You're an idiot. Are it like yo, do you not know how redemption works?"}, {"start": 4739.179999999999, "end": 4744.78, "text": " Rage going first would mean that he doesn't get a redemption if the other guy made it"}, {"start": 4745.98, "end": 4751.38, "text": " If you if you and somebody are 1v1ing, let's use pong as an example and I"}, {"start": 4751.98, "end": 4755.86, "text": " Willing pong you get a redemption no matter what but in it okay"}, {"start": 4755.86, "end": 4761.82, "text": " I mean you are just fucking 1v1ing and we're playing horse or some shit and I fucking shoot it"}, {"start": 4761.82, "end": 4767.58, "text": " I make it you get a go right? I know it's not horse, but it's like first make it. It's like you had an uneven amount of shots"}, {"start": 4768.66, "end": 4771.46, "text": " Somebody or deem scream. I'm losing my voice. You gotta refund that. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 4772.099999999999, "end": 4776.259999999999, "text": " Callie and Josh for the sub light and chips of the sub Mexican for the sub scanning for the three got me gravity outside"}, {"start": 4776.259999999999, "end": 4776.82, "text": " I'm touching anyway"}, {"start": 4776.82, "end": 4777.94, "text": " I'm trying to make it first across the line"}, {"start": 4777.94, "end": 4780.54, "text": " I would pick his little time bring it with me Texas J"}, {"start": 4780.54, "end": 4782.5, "text": " Thank you for the sub BB for the sub motivation thinking for the three"}, {"start": 4782.5, "end": 4786.88, "text": " Well, bread a kind of scooby-doo animals do you know I go to the dispensary. There's no specific brand"}, {"start": 4787.12, "end": 4790.84, "text": " Eric and Dersi thinking for the 70 and the thing of the sub I'm sorry for the sub counter for the three"}, {"start": 4790.84, "end": 4795.36, "text": " We do in retro rewind. Yeah, right when this games over or this video Evan for the sub can't take it to three"}, {"start": 4795.44, "end": 4799.0, "text": " Yes, Petro for the sub Luke and H. They give it a sub black and Diego for the sub"}, {"start": 4799.12, "end": 4802.8, "text": " Brie and the Luke over the sub Demi's they give it a three her to release the text and spread the alpha gal"}, {"start": 4802.8, "end": 4804.22, "text": " Yes, can't think of it a three"}, {"start": 4804.22, "end": 4806.84, "text": " How many job options take the screw the light bulb answer none"}, {"start": 4806.84, "end": 4810.48, "text": " They all got high and forgot fill for the sub hamster. They give it a 10 gifted worst joke of the day"}, {"start": 4810.4800000000005, "end": 4815.240000000001, "text": " Congratulations Truff Edo to make a basket from this far away. Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 4835.400000000001, "end": 4837.400000000001, "text": " He got a redemption"}, {"start": 4837.400000000001, "end": 4841.56, "text": " I'll wait now what did Jenny hit that"}, {"start": 4845.64, "end": 4850.02, "text": " No redemption I'm calling that shit. I'm being like no"}, {"start": 4850.68, "end": 4857.4400000000005, "text": " Give me the ball. What the fuck? Yo, I'm not trying to get mad about that. I'm like, that's two shots to one going first"}, {"start": 4857.4400000000005, "end": 4859.4400000000005, "text": " Just means you win"}, {"start": 4859.84, "end": 4861.84, "text": " It's not sure"}, {"start": 4861.84, "end": 4864.92, "text": " What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?"}, {"start": 4864.92, "end": 4869.76, "text": " Leave a like on this video and leave a comment on the Spanish-speaking community."}, {"start": 4869.76, "end": 4871.76, "text": " Bye guys, GG soldier!"}, {"start": 4871.76, "end": 4873.26, "text": " Bye bye, E-Bot!"}, {"start": 4873.26, "end": 4875.26, "text": " It is time for the most intense game!"}, {"start": 4875.26, "end": 4876.76, "text": " This is an even matchup, I feel like."}, {"start": 4876.76, "end": 4878.26, "text": " Do you think you're gonna squash him?"}, {"start": 4878.26, "end": 4879.6, "text": " Yes, obviously."}, {"start": 4879.6, "end": 4881.6, "text": " One on one basketball."}, {"start": 4881.6, "end": 4883.6, "text": " First to score seven points wins!"}, {"start": 4883.6, "end": 4888.84, "text": " Oh my god, did Jixi say he got blue ball because the video just ends after this and we don't know who wins?"}, {"start": 4888.84, "end": 4890.34, "text": " Is there like a part two?"}, {"start": 4890.34, "end": 4892.58, "text": " and moves on to the top four."}, {"start": 4898.58, "end": 4899.74, "text": " No, he's pushing."}, {"start": 4899.74, "end": 4900.54, "text": " Not pushing."}, {"start": 4900.54, "end": 4901.14, "text": " He's winning."}, {"start": 4901.14, "end": 4901.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 4906.14, "end": 4906.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4906.9400000000005, "end": 4908.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4908.9400000000005, "end": 4913.54, "text": " OK, OK, OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 4913.54, "end": 4915.34, "text": " 2-0 to Rekha."}, {"start": 4915.34, "end": 4916.34, "text": " All is a 2-1."}, {"start": 4916.34, "end": 4917.9400000000005, "text": " 2-1."}, {"start": 4917.9400000000005, "end": 4919.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 4919.9400000000005, "end": 4928.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, the rules didn't say there was not a balance."}, {"start": 4928.9400000000005, "end": 4930.9400000000005, "text": " Is Jason better or worse than he thought?"}, {"start": 4930.9400000000005, "end": 4931.9400000000005, "text": " Worse than I thought."}, {"start": 4931.9400000000005, "end": 4933.9400000000005, "text": " It really is your time for Jason."}, {"start": 4933.9400000000005, "end": 4935.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, I'm so bad at basketball in this scenario."}, {"start": 4935.9400000000005, "end": 4939.9400000000005, "text": " I'm just playing rough and then I'm just fucking dunking the ball every play."}, {"start": 4939.9400000000005, "end": 4941.9400000000005, "text": " He's going to start scoring."}, {"start": 4941.9400000000005, "end": 4943.9400000000005, "text": " That rim is not ten feet."}, {"start": 4943.9400000000005, "end": 4945.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 4945.9400000000005, "end": 4947.9400000000005, "text": " Four, two."}, {"start": 4947.9400000000005, "end": 4952.960000000001, "text": " is struggling. Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring, which"}, {"start": 4952.960000000001, "end": 4960.3, "text": " meant fouling Jason every time. As his football was up, but for every shot Jason made, Rekai"}, {"start": 4960.3, "end": 4969.540000000001, "text": " had an answer. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. They both wanted to win so badly that they were"}, {"start": 4969.54, "end": 4972.04, "text": " They're literally wrestling on the floor."}, {"start": 4976.04, "end": 4977.84, "text": " You can't bar me, you can't score."}, {"start": 4977.84, "end": 4979.54, "text": " Sentinel, you're finished."}, {"start": 4979.54, "end": 4980.84, "text": " Six-three!"}, {"start": 4980.84, "end": 4982.84, "text": " If your Kai scores one more point,"}, {"start": 4982.84, "end": 4985.64, "text": " they'll move on and Jason will be eliminated."}, {"start": 4996.64, "end": 4997.64, "text": " GG's!"}, {"start": 4997.64, "end": 5000.12, "text": " Oh, what the hell?"}, {"start": 5000.12, "end": 5001.12, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5001.12, "end": 5003.280000000001, "text": " She's dead."}, {"start": 5003.280000000001, "end": 5004.92, "text": " Bro, that was intense."}, {"start": 5004.92, "end": 5005.92, "text": " Bro, get out."}, {"start": 5005.92, "end": 5007.92, "text": " Wait, so who's top fours?"}, {"start": 5007.92, "end": 5010.160000000001, "text": " Rekai, Eurasia, Rubius, and Schemast."}, {"start": 5010.160000000001, "end": 5011.360000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 5011.360000000001, "end": 5013.200000000001, "text": " Can I say how that humbles got for me?"}, {"start": 5013.200000000001, "end": 5014.92, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5014.92, "end": 5016.88, "text": " I don't even know what that means."}, {"start": 5016.88, "end": 5020.200000000001, "text": " And now it is time for the final game"}, {"start": 5020.200000000001, "end": 5021.6, "text": " that we're not playing right now."}, {"start": 5021.6, "end": 5025.84, "text": " We're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes"}, {"start": 5025.84, "end": 5029.0, "text": " out on a live stream on the Mr. Beast channel."}, {"start": 5029.0, "end": 5031.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5031.26, "end": 5034.12, "text": " This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world."}, {"start": 5034.12, "end": 5034.72, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 5034.72, "end": 5037.56, "text": " So why would we not live stream the final game?"}, {"start": 5037.56, "end": 5040.08, "text": " And on that live stream, you guys in the chat"}, {"start": 5040.08, "end": 5041.400000000001, "text": " will decide what they play."}, {"start": 5041.400000000001, "end": 5044.76, "text": " The advantage is that they have a huge impact"}, {"start": 5044.76, "end": 5046.88, "text": " on who wins a million dollars for their fans."}, {"start": 5046.88, "end": 5048.2, "text": " This could be the biggest channel ever."}, {"start": 5048.2, "end": 5051.4400000000005, "text": " And during this live stream, a random viewer in chat"}, {"start": 5051.4400000000005, "end": 5054.68, "text": " will win $1,000 every single minute."}, {"start": 5054.68, "end": 5057.12, "text": " Sunday at noon Eastern time, I'll see you."}, {"start": 5057.12, "end": 5059.64, "text": " Fuck, I'm doing my Etsy review then."}, {"start": 5059.64, "end": 5061.84, "text": " I'm not watching it then."}, {"start": 5061.84, "end": 5065.8, "text": " Sorry, I got blue balled, I'll watch the recap, buddy."}, {"start": 5065.8, "end": 5068.16, "text": " I'm not watching it then, I got my Etsy review."}, {"start": 5069.08, "end": 5072.52, "text": " I'm not moving that shit, because if I watch that,"}, {"start": 5072.52, "end": 5074.26, "text": " then I'd be Etsy review, then we have to move"}, {"start": 5074.26, "end": 5077.240000000001, "text": " the fucking Wii fees video and people are gonna get pissed."}, {"start": 5078.280000000001, "end": 5080.12, "text": " Oh my God, McClellan pick,"}, {"start": 5080.12, "end": 5081.52, "text": " thank you for the sub, White and Jeff for the sub,"}, {"start": 5081.52, "end": 5082.4400000000005, "text": " Croma and Josh for the sub,"}, {"start": 5082.4400000000005, "end": 5084.4400000000005, "text": " I'm not going to be able to"}, {"start": 5084.4400000000005, "end": 5086.4400000000005, "text": " get the next in Cali up."}, {"start": 5086.4400000000005, "end": 5087.4400000000005, "text": " Think of the sub."}, {"start": 5087.4400000000005, "end": 5088.4400000000005, "text": " It's getting to the three."}, {"start": 5088.4400000000005, "end": 5089.4400000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5089.4400000000005, "end": 5090.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I got a pitch real quick"}, {"start": 5090.4400000000005, "end": 5091.4400000000005, "text": " that we're going to hop into"}, {"start": 5091.4400000000005, "end": 5093.4400000000005, "text": " a rest or rewind to this"}, {"start": 5093.4400000000005, "end": 5094.4400000000005, "text": " Valetorny coming out 30 seconds."}, {"start": 5094.4400000000005, "end": 5095.4400000000005, "text": " We can do a poll and I can do"}, {"start": 5095.4400000000005, "end": 5096.4400000000005, "text": " that."}, {"start": 5096.4400000000005, "end": 5097.4400000000005, "text": " Why you fees video a different"}, {"start": 5097.4400000000005, "end": 5098.4400000000005, "text": " day, but I have to do the"}, {"start": 5098.4400000000005, "end": 5099.4400000000005, "text": " actually review tomorrow."}, {"start": 5099.4400000000005, "end": 5100.4400000000005, "text": " And I don't know if I'm"}, {"start": 5100.4400000000005, "end": 5102.4400000000005, "text": " allowed to watch party yet."}, {"start": 5102.4400000000005, "end": 5103.4400000000005, "text": " I assume maybe I don't know."}, {"start": 5103.4400000000005, "end": 5105.4400000000005, "text": " I assume maybe? I don't know."}, {"start": 5107.540000000001, "end": 5109.540000000001, "text": " Count me down."}, {"start": 5133.4400000000005, "end": 5135.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5193.4400000000005, "end": 5214.960000000001, "text": " All right, but yeah, it's at noon EST."}, {"start": 5214.960000000001, "end": 5219.8, "text": " I didn't even really plan on being live then."}, {"start": 5219.8, "end": 5220.8, "text": " What should we do?"}, {"start": 5220.8, "end": 5237.76, "text": " Hmm, mods aren't gone, mods aren't gone, they're just not listening, and that loser."}, {"start": 5237.76, "end": 5239.56, "text": " Move the Etsy review."}, {"start": 5239.56, "end": 5246.28, "text": " No, I have literally 30 Etsy products that we have to review tomorrow."}, {"start": 5246.28, "end": 5247.28, "text": " I'm doing that."}, {"start": 5247.28, "end": 5249.6, "text": " Actually, I'm not even getting peer pressure by my chat."}, {"start": 5249.6, "end": 5252.240000000001, "text": " We'll react to the fucking Mr. B's shit."}, {"start": 5252.240000000001, "end": 5253.360000000001, "text": " Oh no, they're gay."}, {"start": 5253.360000000001, "end": 5254.200000000001, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 5254.200000000001, "end": 5255.04, "text": " No, we're not pulling."}, {"start": 5255.04, "end": 5256.320000000001, "text": " This is what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 5256.320000000001, "end": 5258.360000000001, "text": " We're gonna keep the same fucking schedule."}, {"start": 5258.360000000001, "end": 5260.240000000001, "text": " I'm not doing this shit again, okay?"}, {"start": 5260.240000000001, "end": 5262.72, "text": " If you want me to go watch it yourself, okay?"}, {"start": 5262.72, "end": 5263.56, "text": " Fuck that shit."}, {"start": 5263.56, "end": 5265.400000000001, "text": " I'm not doing that again."}, {"start": 5265.400000000001, "end": 5266.88, "text": " Because I'm not even gonna be live at noon."}, {"start": 5266.88, "end": 5268.240000000001, "text": " I'm not going live at 11.30"}, {"start": 5268.240000000001, "end": 5270.160000000001, "text": " so I can fucking watch the Mr. B's livestream"}, {"start": 5270.160000000001, "end": 5271.320000000001, "text": " to see who fucking wins."}, {"start": 5271.320000000001, "end": 5273.08, "text": " I'll just watch the recap."}, {"start": 5273.08, "end": 5274.280000000001, "text": " This is what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 5274.280000000001, "end": 5276.360000000001, "text": " I'll watch the recap maybe tomorrow."}, {"start": 5276.360000000001, "end": 5278.92, "text": " We're still going live at like one"}, {"start": 5278.92, "end": 5280.6, "text": " And I'm doing the Etsy review."}, {"start": 5280.6, "end": 5283.72, "text": " Afterwards, we're gonna watch the Wii-Fee's Minecraft ARG horror video"}, {"start": 5283.72, "end": 5286.04, "text": " because I've been recommended to watch that a thousand times."}, {"start": 5286.04, "end": 5288.84, "text": " We might watch the Mr. Beast recap, but I'm not watching it live tomorrow."}, {"start": 5288.84, "end": 5290.88, "text": " It'll be live. You can watch it yourself."}, {"start": 5290.88, "end": 5292.68, "text": " Tomorrow, that's what we're doing."}, {"start": 5292.68, "end": 5296.6, "text": " Monday, CS with Killdozer opening case is random,"}, {"start": 5296.6, "end": 5299.2, "text": " CS stream slash random games at like 3.30 as well."}, {"start": 5299.2, "end": 5300.12, "text": " And it's a shorter stream"}, {"start": 5300.12, "end": 5302.52, "text": " because I'm filming a Minecraft video after."}, {"start": 5302.52, "end": 5303.36, "text": " Tuesday not live."}, {"start": 5303.36, "end": 5305.52, "text": " Wednesday is gonna be horror as well as Content King."}, {"start": 5305.52, "end": 5306.88, "text": " Thursday, not live."}, {"start": 5306.88, "end": 5308.56, "text": " Friday next week."}, {"start": 5308.56, "end": 5313.96, "text": " chess tournament at Fort ESD into tierless other random shit."}, {"start": 5313.96, "end": 5318.400000000001, "text": " Next Saturday, see us with JoJo early at noon into React's"}, {"start": 5318.400000000001, "end": 5318.92, "text": " random shit."}, {"start": 5318.92, "end": 5321.200000000001, "text": " We have React's the next day after that, April 13th."}, {"start": 5321.200000000001, "end": 5325.88, "text": " We have a 988 charity stream, 20th mystery lead box review,"}, {"start": 5325.88, "end": 5327.64, "text": " 24th GEOGASTER tournament."}, {"start": 5327.64, "end": 5329.92, "text": " And then May 5th, we're probably"}, {"start": 5329.92, "end": 5331.400000000001, "text": " going to do another charity stream."}, {"start": 5331.400000000001, "end": 5333.360000000001, "text": " Briar, think of it as two subs, mean think of it as three."}, {"start": 5333.360000000001, "end": 5334.6, "text": " Funnily, my dog died last night."}, {"start": 5334.6, "end": 5335.76, "text": " I'm sorry to hear that."}, {"start": 5335.76, "end": 5337.6, "text": " Rip Titan in the chat."}, {"start": 5337.6, "end": 5341.8, "text": " Wish you the best. I'm sorry your dog passed can't think of the three. It's fine. Definitely didn't take me three minutes"}, {"start": 5341.8, "end": 5343.780000000001, "text": " Couple of that joke. I'll definitely go shove a Pringle skin up"}, {"start": 5343.780000000001, "end": 5346.68, "text": " I asked also jokes aside once the next game with the guys day"}, {"start": 5347.8, "end": 5349.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5349.8, "end": 5351.8, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 5353.4400000000005, "end": 5355.4400000000005, "text": " Maybe the week after I'm not sure"}, {"start": 5355.4800000000005, "end": 5357.72, "text": " Lazy and we foe thing of the sub can't pick for the sub"}, {"start": 5357.96, "end": 5363.160000000001, "text": " Mick chip crumb over the sub life and sub Josh and Calio think of the sub J. Blum a for the sub as well"}, {"start": 5363.76, "end": 5366.360000000001, "text": " Play a game. That's exactly what we're about to do brother"}, {"start": 5367.6, "end": 5369.6, "text": " That's exactly what we're about to do"}, {"start": 5376.620000000001, "end": 5382.58, "text": " Changing the video info sorry retro video. All right, we're gonna rip"}, {"start": 5383.68, "end": 5388.280000000001, "text": " We're gonna rip a retro video store simulator for like"}, {"start": 5389.08, "end": 5393.740000000001, "text": " Probably hour and a half hour and 45 and then we have to draft for this Val attorney"}, {"start": 5393.74, "end": 5400.5599999999995, "text": " Let me launch it will rip content King on Wednesday. We were going to do it today, but we ended up watching that mr"}, {"start": 5400.5599999999995, "end": 5401.38, "text": " Beast video"}, {"start": 5401.38, "end": 5404.44, "text": " So I still just want to do retro because we already started that game"}, {"start": 5404.9, "end": 5410.62, "text": " Rather than start a new game and then leave this one fire thing of the two subs real the sub alley thing of the two subs"}, {"start": 5410.82, "end": 5412.82, "text": " All right lock it"}, {"start": 5414.54, "end": 5417.139999999999, "text": " Retro rewind chat if you don't know this it's a sin game"}, {"start": 5418.179999999999, "end": 5422.38, "text": " Bart Bart's busters like blockbusters. I own my own video store"}, {"start": 5422.38, "end": 5431.38, "text": " We sell pornography, such as the firefighter in the Android and bad uncle under arrest."}, {"start": 5431.38, "end": 5435.38, "text": " We have to return all these. We sell more than that, but everybody rents them out, voice crack."}, {"start": 5435.38, "end": 5440.38, "text": " We also have drama, sci-fi, more drama, horror. We're finally selling action movies."}, {"start": 5440.38, "end": 5445.38, "text": " What else? We have snacks. We're working on other upgrades. We can eventually get an employee and other shit."}, {"start": 5445.38, "end": 5448.38, "text": " I didn't know this actually shows the prices."}, {"start": 5448.38, "end": 5453.38, "text": " Old movies are cheaper than regular movies and regular are cheaper than new."}, {"start": 5453.38, "end": 5457.38, "text": " Adult movies are six bucks. I didn't know that. That's actually even better."}, {"start": 5457.38, "end": 5463.38, "text": " So we should constantly sell those. I need to re-stack our snack supply."}, {"start": 5465.38, "end": 5467.38, "text": " More dino gummies."}, {"start": 5467.38, "end": 5470.38, "text": " What's the ideal movie snack for y'all?"}, {"start": 5470.38, "end": 5473.38, "text": " How to movie theater or just watching a movie in general?"}, {"start": 5473.38, "end": 5485.38, "text": " for me sour patch kids are probably number one if we're going can be"}, {"start": 5485.38, "end": 5490.06, "text": " KitKat no any chocolate melts I'm not really a bot I'm not really bothered that"}, {"start": 5490.06, "end": 5497.58, "text": " I do love popcorn or maybe like a soft pretzel M&Ms if they're peanut M&Ms"}, {"start": 5497.58, "end": 5502.18, "text": " actually that's not thinking of the thousand bees why do you call a dog with"}, {"start": 5502.18, "end": 5505.68, "text": " There's no legs and no arms. It doesn't matter. What do you call it? It ain't coming."}, {"start": 5507.68, "end": 5509.9800000000005, "text": " Oh wait, thank you for the five gifts. It's an ant. Thank you for the sub."}, {"start": 5510.4800000000005, "end": 5517.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, this is one reason why we're never doing that comedy night game that streamers play, because what the fuck was that joke?"}, {"start": 5518.9800000000005, "end": 5519.9800000000005, "text": " Holy, alright."}, {"start": 5520.38, "end": 5525.4800000000005, "text": " If you don't know retro video rewind movie store simulator, I sell movies. I stock movies."}, {"start": 5525.9800000000005, "end": 5530.68, "text": " There's a weird movie dealer. We have a calendar where like certain movies are worth more blah blah blah."}, {"start": 5530.68, "end": 5533.4800000000005, "text": " It'll make sense when you fucking see it in action."}, {"start": 5534.6, "end": 5536.84, "text": " These are the movie rentals I gotta return real quick though."}, {"start": 5536.84, "end": 5538.84, "text": " We gotta restock them for the next day."}, {"start": 5539.72, "end": 5541.04, "text": " We have a lot on the show."}, {"start": 5541.04, "end": 5543.4400000000005, "text": " We're really expanding our business thus far."}, {"start": 5544.56, "end": 5546.240000000001, "text": " And I do terrible jokes."}, {"start": 5546.240000000001, "end": 5547.68, "text": " Well, the one reason I don't wanna do that"}, {"start": 5547.68, "end": 5549.200000000001, "text": " stand-up comedy game anyway"}, {"start": 5549.200000000001, "end": 5550.56, "text": " is just because I know people would,"}, {"start": 5550.56, "end": 5552.6, "text": " oh, see, here we have another adult movie,"}, {"start": 5552.6, "end": 5554.72, "text": " my sweet and tasty bubblegum."}, {"start": 5554.72, "end": 5558.8, "text": " Oh, please fix my, please fix my leaky godfather."}, {"start": 5558.8, "end": 5560.16, "text": " Another great selection."}, {"start": 5560.68, "end": 5569.68, "text": " Let's go return knees, dramas, ear, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, adult, adult, and sci-fi."}, {"start": 5569.68, "end": 5578.68, "text": " But yeah, when are you doing another un-ban request stream? Probably not for a while. I only do those like once every other month now, once every month and a half."}, {"start": 5578.68, "end": 5584.68, "text": " I usually just go through most of the bans now. Also, the majority of bans are just like instant bans now."}, {"start": 5584.68, "end": 5589.1, "text": " When you have more people in your stream the average person getting banned is just getting banned for a slur spam"}, {"start": 5589.1, "end": 5592.200000000001, "text": " And they're also like really cringe in there on banner class, and they're like"}, {"start": 5593.0, "end": 5597.08, "text": " My dog typed on my keyboard. I didn't need to spam a slur on your chat"}, {"start": 5598.18, "end": 5600.18, "text": " Please have bad me"}, {"start": 5600.72, "end": 5606.58, "text": " Or other shit or they just make an alt account and then fucking spam to get on band in here like literally yesterday"}, {"start": 5608.200000000001, "end": 5613.8, "text": " Like the one kid that had his brother come in a chat and say that he killed himself or some shit as like a fucking"}, {"start": 5613.8, "end": 5619.08, "text": " means of attention that shit was crazy actually crazy comes back in my chat"}, {"start": 5619.08, "end": 5625.84, "text": " could I get on band now no can I get on band I really want to type in chat it's"}, {"start": 5625.84, "end": 5631.08, "text": " not that big of a deal brother type in chat what happened in he typed in chat"}, {"start": 5631.08, "end": 5637.8, "text": " and he was acting like he was a family member saying that he died and loved my"}, {"start": 5637.8, "end": 5642.08, "text": " content and that he was like the mom or something and then comes in like"}, {"start": 5642.08, "end": 5645.34, "text": " three weeks later and he's like I'm actually not dead by the way my brother"}, {"start": 5645.34, "end": 5649.4, "text": " said that the instant banned him and now like every other week he makes a new"}, {"start": 5649.4, "end": 5657.32, "text": " account goes can you please don't ban me get the fuck out of here dude no no no"}, {"start": 5657.32, "end": 5662.1, "text": " can you please don't be on me I really want to type in chat so parasocial I"}, {"start": 5662.1, "end": 5665.86, "text": " mean like I hate overusing that word because I think parasociality does"}, {"start": 5665.86, "end": 5670.7, "text": " get overused but like my god fake killing yourself in a joe bark chat"}, {"start": 5670.7, "end": 5672.74, "text": " Sorry, I'm having a call."}, {"start": 5672.74, "end": 5678.58, "text": " Oh, Dr. on Moonbase42, yeah, I'll reserve that."}, {"start": 5678.58, "end": 5683.72, "text": " Wasn't he typing on your account?"}, {"start": 5683.72, "end": 5685.82, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 5685.82, "end": 5689.179999999999, "text": " Because all my channel points are on the first account."}, {"start": 5689.179999999999, "end": 5690.179999999999, "text": " Every chatter."}, {"start": 5690.179999999999, "end": 5692.179999999999, "text": " All my channel points."}, {"start": 5692.179999999999, "end": 5696.9, "text": " Like, oh, is there any way to, like, transfer?"}, {"start": 5696.9, "end": 5699.0599999999995, "text": " Yo, yesterday somebody said they needed to account."}, {"start": 5699.06, "end": 5702.34, "text": " They were like, can you transfer my Bart bucks?"}, {"start": 5702.34, "end": 5703.780000000001, "text": " They knew the exact amount too."}, {"start": 5703.780000000001, "end": 5706.620000000001, "text": " They were like, I have 25.2k Bart bucks."}, {"start": 5706.620000000001, "end": 5708.780000000001, "text": " Brother, I can't help you."}, {"start": 5708.780000000001, "end": 5710.42, "text": " Hit up Dan Clancy, man."}, {"start": 5710.42, "end": 5712.820000000001, "text": " Bart bucks ain't getting transferred for ya."}, {"start": 5715.860000000001, "end": 5718.14, "text": " What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?"}, {"start": 5718.14, "end": 5719.42, "text": " A plain pizza."}, {"start": 5720.580000000001, "end": 5723.38, "text": " Yo, let's stop with the one-liner jokes."}, {"start": 5723.38, "end": 5724.700000000001, "text": " They're not funny."}, {"start": 5724.700000000001, "end": 5725.54, "text": " Here's another."}, {"start": 5725.54, "end": 5726.38, "text": " I don't wanna read it."}, {"start": 5726.38, "end": 5727.54, "text": " Not as I think of the five."}, {"start": 5727.54, "end": 5730.74, "text": " What starts with a J and N's and I, Joe Bartolozzi."}, {"start": 5730.74, "end": 5732.06, "text": " It's not even a joke."}, {"start": 5732.06, "end": 5732.9, "text": " It's getting to the three."}, {"start": 5732.9, "end": 5736.1, "text": " Pro tip, next, or just at six hours on another tattoo."}, {"start": 5736.1, "end": 5737.54, "text": " Next time you get to work out, put her to your body"}, {"start": 5737.54, "end": 5739.0199999999995, "text": " the day before, it's a deep tissue massage."}, {"start": 5739.0199999999995, "end": 5741.1, "text": " Look, you felt amazing, cupping it with a thumb."}, {"start": 5741.1, "end": 5743.98, "text": " Yeah, I don't think that's an accurate tip there."}, {"start": 5745.1, "end": 5746.18, "text": " I think that's just you."}, {"start": 5746.18, "end": 5748.9, "text": " Hold up, I gotta hand out more flyers."}, {"start": 5748.9, "end": 5750.3, "text": " You gotta get more costumers."}, {"start": 5752.0199999999995, "end": 5753.94, "text": " Come to my newbie store."}, {"start": 5753.94, "end": 5757.06, "text": " Come to my newbie store, you don't love it."}, {"start": 5757.06, "end": 5759.56, "text": " I was just heading there. Oh my god, really?"}, {"start": 5759.56, "end": 5762.06, "text": " Come on, let me show her."}, {"start": 5762.06, "end": 5763.06, "text": " Hmph."}, {"start": 5768.860000000001, "end": 5773.06, "text": " Oh, Dr. Moon Day 42, you just caught. Here it is."}, {"start": 5773.06, "end": 5776.06, "text": " There you go, there you go. Fudge bar?"}, {"start": 5778.06, "end": 5781.06, "text": " Fudge bar at 9.50 in the morning, eh?"}, {"start": 5781.06, "end": 5784.06, "text": " Maybe get a better diet."}, {"start": 5784.06, "end": 5790.860000000001, "text": " Heart disease doesn't just run in the family. It's also a, you know, health habit thing."}, {"start": 5792.860000000001, "end": 5801.5, "text": " Jesus. Fudge Barton, 9am. Yeah, I'll reserve that. Firefighter in the android."}, {"start": 5802.700000000001, "end": 5808.700000000001, "text": " It's a big seller there. I'm actually pretty sure there's like eight men in that one."}, {"start": 5808.7, "end": 5820.66, "text": " pretty wild seen about nine times oh Chan thank you for the five gift it's"}, {"start": 5820.66, "end": 5827.3, "text": " appreciated you smoke weed and now that's the devil's lettuce it rots your"}, {"start": 5827.3, "end": 5833.94, "text": " mind oh shoot I'm just going to spend my spare change at the arcade oh well"}, {"start": 5833.94, "end": 5836.78, "text": " well looks like you're not gonna be able to spend your spare change at the"}, {"start": 5836.78, "end": 5838.78, "text": " I'm not judging. I'm not judging."}, {"start": 5838.78, "end": 5840.78, "text": " Let me get more movies up here."}, {"start": 5840.78, "end": 5842.78, "text": " There's another one. Step heart."}, {"start": 5842.78, "end": 5844.78, "text": " Adult movies are like our bestseller."}, {"start": 5844.78, "end": 5846.78, "text": " There's another one. Who ordered the hot roof?"}, {"start": 5846.78, "end": 5848.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5848.78, "end": 5850.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5850.78, "end": 5852.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5852.78, "end": 5854.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5854.78, "end": 5856.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5856.78, "end": 5858.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5858.78, "end": 5860.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5860.78, "end": 5862.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5862.78, "end": 5864.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5864.78, "end": 5871.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, there's another one who ordered the hot rooster that one there's a hole in the KFC bucket"}, {"start": 5874.7, "end": 5876.7, "text": " Kind of like that one pumpkin video"}, {"start": 5881.82, "end": 5885.5, "text": " Horror movie I need to get another shelf of the horror movies"}, {"start": 5888.5, "end": 5892.259999999999, "text": " Can I reserve an adult movie you're not an NPC in this game show now"}, {"start": 5894.78, "end": 5903.62, "text": " I don't think that like I you know I'm not saying I wish I could have experienced this"}, {"start": 5903.62, "end": 5910.5199999999995, "text": " but during the older times where you had to go like by like you know kinky corn"}, {"start": 5910.5199999999995, "end": 5915.9, "text": " videos because it was like all on tape oh shoot I was gonna use my spirit"}, {"start": 5915.9, "end": 5918.86, "text": " change of the arcade from out here like 80 years old no you're not gonna be"}, {"start": 5918.86, "end": 5926.219999999999, "text": " two dollars. Anyways, have fun watching that fucking movie. I was also saying when you"}, {"start": 5926.219999999999, "end": 5932.82, "text": " had to like rent that shit, was there any way that it wasn't cripplingly awkward to"}, {"start": 5932.82, "end": 5942.139999999999, "text": " walk up and be like, yeah, I'll have where's my hot rooster. I'm gonna rent this one out."}, {"start": 5942.14, "end": 5949.18, "text": " like you had to look like such a fucking weirdo dude like there's no way you walk"}, {"start": 5949.18, "end": 5953.3, "text": " up and I mean they had actually like full source for it but like yeah bro and"}, {"start": 5953.3, "end": 5961.02, "text": " like the crazy sections they probably had oh sorry yeah I'm here to rent G"}, {"start": 5961.02, "end": 5969.780000000001, "text": " is tastic another late fee ah I know I returned my last rental late but the"}, {"start": 5969.78, "end": 5974.78, "text": " Movie was so good. I just couldn't stop watching it. You understand, right? Yeah, that's why you pay for it again"}, {"start": 5975.58, "end": 5977.94, "text": " You more careful next time. Yep. There we go. I"}, {"start": 5978.86, "end": 5981.42, "text": " Love when they always go you just lost a customer"}, {"start": 5982.42, "end": 5984.62, "text": " Hope sad a calling. There you are"}, {"start": 5989.46, "end": 5991.46, "text": " Grandma section was voted what?"}, {"start": 5995.7, "end": 5997.7, "text": " What"}, {"start": 5997.7, "end": 6006.26, "text": " Big day at a grandma's section. If you think that was like a whole whole area."}, {"start": 6008.0599999999995, "end": 6015.34, "text": " Action sci-fi action sci-fi another adult another horse static haunting here we go"}, {"start": 6015.34, "end": 6020.54, "text": " nobody learned a sloshy today. Order us some."}, {"start": 6020.54, "end": 6028.1, "text": " That was really weird kind of smoke it into existence there"}, {"start": 6029.74, "end": 6031.9, "text": " Have a little premonition he was gonna order one"}, {"start": 6033.3, "end": 6035.78, "text": " Dude, I still didn't made money back on that slushy machine"}, {"start": 6035.78, "end": 6040.74, "text": " I mean, I'm hoping that the other stuff's more expensive because like I paid like a hundred dollars for that"}, {"start": 6040.74, "end": 6042.74, "text": " And I've only sold like 20 slushies a"}, {"start": 6043.66, "end": 6045.66, "text": " horror movie recommendation"}, {"start": 6047.1, "end": 6048.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6048.900000000001, "end": 6054.18, "text": " My god, red chimps use hasn't been sold today. That's my favorite. We've had that since the store's opening. Oh"}, {"start": 6056.820000000001, "end": 6059.64, "text": " My god the rainbow one you dirty dog"}, {"start": 6060.900000000001, "end": 6065.1, "text": " This is the best you could get look at that that actually looks so good"}, {"start": 6066.500000000001, "end": 6068.500000000001, "text": " Like I'm not trying to say that"}, {"start": 6068.9400000000005, "end": 6073.26, "text": " The fucking video game slushies making me want one, but that actually looks awesome"}, {"start": 6073.420000000001, "end": 6075.700000000001, "text": " But y'all remember fanboy and chum chum"}, {"start": 6075.7, "end": 6081.7, "text": " Oh, when I would watch them have those slushies I'd be like that shit looks amazing."}, {"start": 6082.7, "end": 6084.7, "text": " I wish I could have one of those."}, {"start": 6084.7, "end": 6088.7, "text": " I also side note, talking about old cartoons."}, {"start": 6088.7, "end": 6091.7, "text": " One of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid was Johnny Test."}, {"start": 6091.7, "end": 6097.7, "text": " And I actually was scrolling on TikTok and it was like a full episode of Johnny Test on TikTok."}, {"start": 6097.7, "end": 6101.7, "text": " And it was like counting the whip cracks and sound effects."}, {"start": 6101.7, "end": 6103.7, "text": " And the show's unwatchable."}, {"start": 6103.7, "end": 6110.94, "text": " Like looking back at it, I liked it because it was like brain rot for kids, but like Johnny test now"}, {"start": 6111.66, "end": 6118.34, "text": " Is actually one of the worst cartoons I've ever seen and I'm not I'm not lying"}, {"start": 6118.7, "end": 6124.44, "text": " What hold up? I know no I used I literally up until like two days ago. I was like, oh, yeah, that's it's peak"}, {"start": 6124.94, "end": 6126.46, "text": " No"}, {"start": 6126.46, "end": 6128.62, "text": " Johnny test whip crack"}, {"start": 6129.94, "end": 6131.94, "text": " Here it is"}, {"start": 6133.7, "end": 6158.139999999999, "text": " In one episode 190 whip cracks."}, {"start": 6158.139999999999, "end": 6163.34, "text": " And that's just whip cracks, not the other random sound effects that they're adding."}, {"start": 6163.34, "end": 6170.02, "text": " What the fuck like every other half-sentence they're just like adding another sound effect new release movie"}, {"start": 6172.22, "end": 6179.06, "text": " Buddy right there you see scroll right in you go. Oh my god. That's a new movie. Oh my god"}, {"start": 6180.62, "end": 6182.62, "text": " I'll give this a shot. Thank you"}, {"start": 6184.42, "end": 6186.22, "text": " NPC"}, {"start": 6186.22, "end": 6189.38, "text": " Sanjay and Craig that was a good one. I didn't watch much of that"}, {"start": 6189.38, "end": 6196.400000000001, "text": " I was in an avid Sanjay and Craig fan, but I did see an episode or two my Sam Darcy. Thank you"}, {"start": 6200.46, "end": 6204.8, "text": " I don't know what did I watch the most I watched a lot of Johnny Tass growing up"}, {"start": 6205.72, "end": 6207.72, "text": " Movie wise when I was a kid"}, {"start": 6208.52, "end": 6212.4800000000005, "text": " I was born in 2002. I know some of you are gonna call me on but"}, {"start": 6213.52, "end": 6218.12, "text": " I used to watch my mom used to like take me to work and"}, {"start": 6218.12, "end": 6223.64, "text": " And I would watch shows or not shows. I would watch movies on this like"}, {"start": 6224.2, "end": 6226.44, "text": " It was it literally was like a mini laptop"}, {"start": 6226.599999999999, "end": 6229.96, "text": " But it was just like a CD player or like a disc player"}, {"start": 6229.96, "end": 6233.599999999999, "text": " And I only had like the third part to the Caribbean movie"}, {"start": 6233.72, "end": 6236.08, "text": " So I would just watch that over and over again a"}, {"start": 6237.04, "end": 6240.84, "text": " Lime smoothie. Well, there's that lemon"}, {"start": 6240.84, "end": 6252.4800000000005, "text": " That's definitely in lime, that's bright green, neon green, I had that too, yeah and"}, {"start": 6252.4800000000005, "end": 6257.52, "text": " you have like it was like the little like shitty computer like school computer headsets"}, {"start": 6257.52, "end": 6263.08, "text": " and I'll just watch that, so nostalgic looking back at it, like I'll just be laying on the"}, {"start": 6263.08, "end": 6269.92, "text": " ground in like the middle of a hallway just fucking watching Pirates of the Caribbean"}, {"start": 6269.92, "end": 6274.84, "text": " some other random movies but outside of that I watched dude I love I used to go"}, {"start": 6274.84, "end": 6279.76, "text": " to my grandparents and I would watch Jim Carrey's The Mask on like one of these"}, {"start": 6279.76, "end": 6288.6, "text": " old VHS tapes Jim Carrey's The Mask oh great movie oh my god who the fuck"}, {"start": 6288.6, "end": 6294.32, "text": " broke the static haunting I only have six other copies"}, {"start": 6294.32, "end": 6302.0, "text": " fucking kidding me the mask is beef the max is a real really good movie"}, {"start": 6302.0, "end": 6306.2, "text": " massive very good movie I don't know they're all older movies that I watched"}, {"start": 6306.2, "end": 6310.32, "text": " like I love the thing which is from like 1980 but I didn't watch that until"}, {"start": 6310.32, "end": 6317.96, "text": " like three years ago you know so now when I was a short day what days it"}, {"start": 6317.96, "end": 6322.96, "text": " Tomorrow the tape man comes. Ace Ventura was also good."}, {"start": 6325.2, "end": 6326.72, "text": " Actually no!"}, {"start": 6326.72, "end": 6331.72, "text": " Ace Ventura, one of the Ace Ventura's good."}, {"start": 6331.94, "end": 6335.2, "text": " Is it like one of the plot twists in Ace Ventura?"}, {"start": 6335.2, "end": 6337.22, "text": " Like the entire lead up to the movie"}, {"start": 6337.22, "end": 6340.0, "text": " is that like the woman's trans."}, {"start": 6340.0, "end": 6342.08, "text": " And like that's the plot twist."}, {"start": 6342.08, "end": 6347.68, "text": " Yeah, that that looking back at it like that's dog ass"}, {"start": 6349.64, "end": 6356.5599999999995, "text": " For real yeah, like the entire movie it leads up it leads up to like the final moment. It's like oh, they're trans"}, {"start": 6357.96, "end": 6362.72, "text": " Like like that's like not who the fuck cares, you know"}, {"start": 6363.88, "end": 6368.18, "text": " The Truman show to the shows guys. I watched that for the first time like"}, {"start": 6368.18, "end": 6371.02, "text": " recently though. I've never seen the"}, {"start": 6371.02, "end": 6374.06, "text": " treatment show when I was younger. I don't"}, {"start": 6374.06, "end": 6375.54, "text": " know any other older movies that I've"}, {"start": 6375.54, "end": 6378.26, "text": " watched when I was a kid. I'm trying to"}, {"start": 6378.26, "end": 6385.3, "text": " think. White chicks. Bro, did you ever"}, {"start": 6385.3, "end": 6388.1, "text": " watch like... when you were a kid, did you"}, {"start": 6388.1, "end": 6392.9400000000005, "text": " ever watch like adult cartoons or movies"}, {"start": 6392.9400000000005, "end": 6394.54, "text": " and they would make... like it was"}, {"start": 6394.54, "end": 6395.900000000001, "text": " still entertaining but they would make"}, {"start": 6395.900000000001, "end": 6397.740000000001, "text": " jokes that didn't make any sense at"}, {"start": 6397.74, "end": 6401.34, "text": " the time and then you rewatch it when you're older and you're like oh my god I"}, {"start": 6401.34, "end": 6408.74, "text": " actually understand that. I can't give you an actual example but like if you"}, {"start": 6408.74, "end": 6412.139999999999, "text": " ever rewatch like an adult cartoon or something that you watch when you're a"}, {"start": 6412.139999999999, "end": 6416.74, "text": " kid you'll like rewatch it now and you'll be like wait that actually is funny"}, {"start": 6416.74, "end": 6422.82, "text": " as hell and like in the moment it just flew right over your head. Yeah even"}, {"start": 6422.82, "end": 6433.82, "text": " like Family Guy references. Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Rick and Morty."}, {"start": 6433.82, "end": 6443.179999999999, "text": " ROOOOO! That old ass woman! That old ass woman! I knew she was gonna do some"}, {"start": 6443.179999999999, "end": 6447.48, "text": " fuck shit. She comes in, she rents the adult movie, and she breaks the"}, {"start": 6447.48, "end": 6451.0199999999995, "text": " firefighter in the android. You gotta be fucking kidding me. And I only have"}, {"start": 6451.02, "end": 6459.18, "text": " like 10 adult movies that I sell. Bro. I swear if she comes in today I'm gonna"}, {"start": 6459.18, "end": 6465.900000000001, "text": " crash out on her. That actually pisses me off because I don't have that big of a"}, {"start": 6465.900000000001, "end": 6473.860000000001, "text": " selection. Hi uh, do you have the appliance through space? Oh yeah buddy I"}, {"start": 6473.860000000001, "end": 6478.620000000001, "text": " have the appliance through space no problem. We got to check this real quick"}, {"start": 6478.62, "end": 6480.62, "text": " I don't know if we want to buy anything new"}, {"start": 6483.54, "end": 6488.88, "text": " Wait, is it a horror day coming up Friday 50% horror movie rental"}, {"start": 6508.62, "end": 6515.099999999999, "text": " It's a very big, expensive purchase, chat, but we need it."}, {"start": 6515.099999999999, "end": 6517.54, "text": " At some point we're going to need more space."}, {"start": 6517.54, "end": 6524.46, "text": " We're going to do here, move that back, and then I think I should move the sci-fi."}, {"start": 6524.46, "end": 6529.0599999999995, "text": " Look, we're going to do this."}, {"start": 6529.0599999999995, "end": 6531.0599999999995, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6531.06, "end": 6538.780000000001, "text": " I'm going to move these sci-fi videos over."}, {"start": 6538.780000000001, "end": 6543.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, if they give it a sub, Spicy Pickle, I'd appreciate it."}, {"start": 6543.700000000001, "end": 6547.740000000001, "text": " If they give it a 10 gift, it's Spicy Pickle 187 W F***ing Chatter, if they give it a"}, {"start": 6547.740000000001, "end": 6548.740000000001, "text": " 10 subs."}, {"start": 6548.740000000001, "end": 6555.02, "text": " I'm going to move these over here, and then, look, look, look, look."}, {"start": 6555.02, "end": 6560.02, "text": " This will stay drama, because we have so many dramas,"}, {"start": 6560.620000000001, "end": 6562.8, "text": " but then I'll stock up some other horror movies"}, {"start": 6562.8, "end": 6563.860000000001, "text": " on the side here."}, {"start": 6566.3, "end": 6567.900000000001, "text": " Or should I just sell this?"}, {"start": 6573.780000000001, "end": 6575.42, "text": " And just get another big shelf."}, {"start": 6576.42, "end": 6579.34, "text": " We should just transition to having all big,"}, {"start": 6579.34, "end": 6581.34, "text": " but then that's all of our money, bro."}, {"start": 6582.820000000001, "end": 6583.660000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6585.02, "end": 6594.02, "text": " It's a needed investment. It's a needed investment. Wait, then I want to do that."}, {"start": 6596.02, "end": 6604.02, "text": " Adult movies can still stay here because I don't have that many of them. I want to just buy a few horror movies."}, {"start": 6604.02, "end": 6617.360000000001, "text": " I think I might have that one the big toe knocking at midnight. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 6617.360000000001, "end": 6620.52, "text": " The egg under the pad"}, {"start": 6620.52, "end": 6628.660000000001, "text": " Dude that'll probably sell for nothing no captain only motion wait that's kind of valid"}, {"start": 6628.66, "end": 6634.38, "text": " Do I buy no captain only motion?"}, {"start": 6634.38, "end": 6635.74, "text": " You need more adult movies?"}, {"start": 6635.74, "end": 6640.26, "text": " I know the problem is I can only buy adult movies from the black market salesman that's"}, {"start": 6640.26, "end": 6644.08, "text": " out back at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays."}, {"start": 6644.08, "end": 6650.139999999999, "text": " So I will, but they get rented out so fast and then people break them."}, {"start": 6650.139999999999, "end": 6652.139999999999, "text": " So it just takes time."}, {"start": 6652.14, "end": 6661.54, "text": " Alright, let's open up."}, {"start": 6661.54, "end": 6663.3, "text": " What horror movies did you grow up watching?"}, {"start": 6663.3, "end": 6665.18, "text": " None, actually."}, {"start": 6665.18, "end": 6667.58, "text": " You guys taught me into the horror genre."}, {"start": 6667.58, "end": 6668.58, "text": " Being totally real."}, {"start": 6668.58, "end": 6672.58, "text": " I used to be like Killdozer where like I hated every genre of horror."}, {"start": 6672.58, "end": 6677.3, "text": " When chat started making me play horror games, um, they're not making me, but like"}, {"start": 6677.3, "end": 6681.18, "text": " heavily requesting them, like back when I started streaming, I used to be like scared"}, {"start": 6681.18, "end": 6688.46, "text": " shitless about me and then uh wait did they reserve it yeah um wait I don't know if they"}, {"start": 6688.46, "end": 6694.54, "text": " reserved it or if they wanted the color violet either way it'll be fine anyways um yeah I never"}, {"start": 6694.54, "end": 6699.820000000001, "text": " used to watch horror movies I used to be so scared of them and eventually I ended up"}, {"start": 6702.14, "end": 6706.06, "text": " like playing a lot of horror games and then I watched like slashers I was like oh these aren't"}, {"start": 6706.06, "end": 6709.820000000001, "text": " scary and now I just watch horror movies no problem like they don't they don't worry me"}, {"start": 6709.82, "end": 6714.38, "text": " anymore or like make me like I'll still get scared from a horror movie but it's"}, {"start": 6714.38, "end": 6718.46, "text": " like a fun scary not something where I'm like oh terrified like to put it in"}, {"start": 6718.46, "end": 6722.66, "text": " perspective when I was a kid and my friends would invite me to go to like"}, {"start": 6722.66, "end": 6726.54, "text": " some like haunted house or something on Halloween I would always make up an"}, {"start": 6726.54, "end": 6731.46, "text": " excuse I would never I wouldn't say like oh I'm too scared to go I would"}, {"start": 6731.46, "end": 6736.82, "text": " just say I didn't want to or not didn't want to I would just be like oh"}, {"start": 6736.82, "end": 6738.099999999999, "text": " But now I have something."}, {"start": 6739.299999999999, "end": 6741.179999999999, "text": " Oh, no, sorry, I can't."}, {"start": 6741.179999999999, "end": 6742.38, "text": " And then I just wanna go."}, {"start": 6743.62, "end": 6746.7, "text": " I was also like extremely introverted."}, {"start": 6746.7, "end": 6750.759999999999, "text": " And so I was just like so scared of doing anything."}, {"start": 6750.759999999999, "end": 6752.719999999999, "text": " I remember we had a school trip"}, {"start": 6752.719999999999, "end": 6754.82, "text": " and it was like a sleepover at some museum"}, {"start": 6754.82, "end": 6757.7, "text": " and I like made up an excuse not to go."}, {"start": 6757.7, "end": 6759.9, "text": " Just so I could like hang out with my mom."}, {"start": 6764.78, "end": 6766.7, "text": " I don't regret it in hindsight,"}, {"start": 6766.7, "end": 6770.66, "text": " But it's like, I'm happy I'm a little like ambivert now."}, {"start": 6770.66, "end": 6772.12, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6772.12, "end": 6774.22, "text": " I think I have like a social battery like everybody,"}, {"start": 6774.22, "end": 6776.099999999999, "text": " but I do like doing things."}, {"start": 6779.54, "end": 6780.58, "text": " How old were you?"}, {"start": 6782.179999999999, "end": 6784.12, "text": " Oh, I'm maybe 10, 11."}, {"start": 6787.78, "end": 6789.66, "text": " But I never even went to like haunted houses"}, {"start": 6789.66, "end": 6791.42, "text": " in like high school."}, {"start": 6791.42, "end": 6793.62, "text": " Velociribake on a sundae, there you go."}, {"start": 6794.74, "end": 6796.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah, we need to get a lot of money today"}, {"start": 6796.02, "end": 6799.02, "text": " We could buy all the stuff that that black market guy has"}, {"start": 6804.02, "end": 6808.26, "text": " What is an ambervert somebody that is both introverted and extroverted?"}, {"start": 6810.660000000001, "end": 6812.660000000001, "text": " Depending on situation or"}, {"start": 6813.3, "end": 6814.9800000000005, "text": " social battery"}, {"start": 6814.9800000000005, "end": 6817.38, "text": " Little metron. Most people are amberverts"}, {"start": 6818.06, "end": 6825.38, "text": " Like you might be more of an introvert than an extrovert, but you're still probably extroverted in certain situations or vice versa"}, {"start": 6826.02, "end": 6832.5, "text": " Do bring in no fucking customers. It's because it's rainy, man. I"}, {"start": 6833.34, "end": 6835.34, "text": " Need more people to show up at the store. Come on"}, {"start": 6837.620000000001, "end": 6839.620000000001, "text": " I love movies all drop in"}, {"start": 6846.46, "end": 6848.46, "text": " She looks grumpy"}, {"start": 6849.9400000000005, "end": 6853.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, probably could have protected that hate movies to the fuck hates movies"}, {"start": 6853.82, "end": 6857.82, "text": " Lane Shudd. Lane Shudd."}, {"start": 6857.82, "end": 6861.82, "text": " Oh, she already has a movie in her hand."}, {"start": 6861.82, "end": 6865.82, "text": " Who hates movies? I know people that don't like"}, {"start": 6865.82, "end": 6869.82, "text": " movies, but they like TV shows. I don't dislike that."}, {"start": 6869.82, "end": 6873.82, "text": " I think it's more common to dislike TV"}, {"start": 6873.82, "end": 6877.82, "text": " shows, but like movies."}, {"start": 6877.82, "end": 6881.82, "text": " So TV shows could be a drag"}, {"start": 6881.82, "end": 6890.58, "text": " to commit time to play apex legends I think I'd rather eat fucking horse poop"}, {"start": 6890.98, "end": 6893.98, "text": " no"}, {"start": 6893.9800000000005, "end": 6903.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, late fee, buddy."}, {"start": 6903.9800000000005, "end": 6904.9800000000005, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 6904.9800000000005, "end": 6906.620000000001, "text": " Charge me your two dollar late fee."}, {"start": 6906.620000000001, "end": 6909.38, "text": " I can return a thousand, but he's like, do you think I care?"}, {"start": 6909.38, "end": 6918.38, "text": " I'm rich."}, {"start": 6918.38, "end": 6919.38, "text": " Fucking jerk off."}, {"start": 6919.38, "end": 6920.38, "text": " You're rich."}, {"start": 6920.38, "end": 6921.38, "text": " You're rich."}, {"start": 6921.38, "end": 6922.38, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6922.38, "end": 6925.22, "text": " Rich, why are you writing a movie, you fucking chud?"}, {"start": 6926.36, "end": 6928.64, "text": " Why are you writing a movie, you fucking loser?"}, {"start": 6928.64, "end": 6929.64, "text": " Why do you buy it?"}, {"start": 6931.38, "end": 6933.14, "text": " Wait, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6933.14, "end": 6935.76, "text": " Action movies, she wants explosions."}, {"start": 6935.76, "end": 6936.6, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 6938.42, "end": 6939.92, "text": " Dynamite on top of the world."}, {"start": 6944.74, "end": 6946.4800000000005, "text": " What's the valve turning?"}, {"start": 6946.4800000000005, "end": 6950.32, "text": " Drafts in an hour and a half, starts in two hours."}, {"start": 6950.32, "end": 6952.48, "text": " Which basically means it'll start in three hours,"}, {"start": 6952.48, "end": 6953.759999999999, "text": " because somebody will be away."}, {"start": 6953.759999999999, "end": 6955.28, "text": " Multiple people will be away."}, {"start": 6956.5599999999995, "end": 6957.4, "text": " Most likely."}, {"start": 6959.04, "end": 6959.96, "text": " Get more action films?"}, {"start": 6959.96, "end": 6961.799999999999, "text": " I do need to get more action films."}, {"start": 6964.599999999999, "end": 6965.759999999999, "text": " You are right on that."}, {"start": 6965.759999999999, "end": 6969.12, "text": " I wish I could buy like a bundle though of action movies."}, {"start": 6970.08, "end": 6970.92, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6972.28, "end": 6974.679999999999, "text": " Excuse me, don't you see I'm helping somebody?"}, {"start": 6976.24, "end": 6977.28, "text": " Two adult movies?"}, {"start": 6977.28, "end": 6978.12, "text": " My God."}, {"start": 6978.92, "end": 6980.92, "text": " Big purchase, eh?"}, {"start": 6981.16, "end": 6984.36, "text": " The appliance through space. Yep, right here. There you go."}, {"start": 6984.96, "end": 6988.4, "text": " We closed so early on weekdays, though. That's what's sucky."}, {"start": 6989.36, "end": 6991.36, "text": " Like we closed in three minutes."}, {"start": 6992.12, "end": 6997.04, "text": " Weekends are the best because we stay up until midnight and then I just churn money, dude."}, {"start": 6997.8, "end": 6999.8, "text": " Saturdays are the big day here."}, {"start": 7004.2, "end": 7006.4, "text": " Oh, reserve. The fuck's gonna come in."}, {"start": 7008.12, "end": 7014.12, "text": " Uh, give me a fucking minute. Don't you see I'm doing a job?"}, {"start": 7014.12, "end": 7017.12, "text": " Sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, action."}, {"start": 7017.12, "end": 7020.12, "text": " Adult! Sci-fi."}, {"start": 7020.12, "end": 7024.12, "text": " Uh, drama. Action. Sci-fi."}, {"start": 7024.12, "end": 7026.12, "text": " I wish you would auto-sort them in my hands."}, {"start": 7026.12, "end": 7030.12, "text": " Whoa, sick fucking mohawk. Sick fucking mohawk."}, {"start": 7030.12, "end": 7033.12, "text": " These liberty spikes? Badass."}, {"start": 7033.12, "end": 7040.16, "text": " How customer service what are you talking about? I'm literally perfectly helping all my customers"}, {"start": 7040.16, "end": 7043.24, "text": " I'm a one-man show at barks busters"}, {"start": 7048.36, "end": 7050.36, "text": " Oh shit oh"}, {"start": 7051.64, "end": 7054.76, "text": " Dude wait the black market guys is knocked on the door"}, {"start": 7055.8, "end": 7060.0, "text": " After close I'll go see him. I'll be as a lot of adult films for me"}, {"start": 7060.0, "end": 7067.0, "text": " Maybe another copy of that firefighter movie that got fucking burned."}, {"start": 7067.0, "end": 7076.0, "text": " Dude, who's returning movies this late at night, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 7076.0, "end": 7078.0, "text": " Four..."}, {"start": 7078.0, "end": 7080.0, "text": " Sci-Fi."}, {"start": 7080.0, "end": 7086.0, "text": " Two more customers, uh, four more customers and then we're closed."}, {"start": 7086.36, "end": 7092.32, "text": " Wait, what day is it where I'm still open and it's past 10 p.m. Why am I still open?"}, {"start": 7097.36, "end": 7099.36, "text": " Isn't it a Thursday?"}, {"start": 7100.2, "end": 7104.32, "text": " Is it Thursday through Sunday or something? Because some days it closes early"}, {"start": 7105.78, "end": 7108.76, "text": " Yeah, people are still walking in what the fuck"}, {"start": 7108.76, "end": 7122.8, "text": " Okay. That's odd. You think I could get any more customers? Probably not. That is a kid"}, {"start": 7122.8, "end": 7128.4800000000005, "text": " in a trench coat. That is two kids in a trench coat. There's no way this is a real person."}, {"start": 7128.4800000000005, "end": 7138.04, "text": " Why are your knees protruding so much? What the fuck? Oh, he's going to ask for a recommendation."}, {"start": 7138.04, "end": 7140.32, "text": " Do you have any adult films?"}, {"start": 7140.32, "end": 7141.72, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 7141.72, "end": 7143.28, "text": " Life's too stressful right now."}, {"start": 7143.28, "end": 7144.28, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 7144.28, "end": 7145.64, "text": " Get that kid out of my chat."}, {"start": 7145.64, "end": 7147.5199999999995, "text": " Yo, Donna Finn."}, {"start": 7147.5199999999995, "end": 7149.5199999999995, "text": " Now you just stopped banning chat?"}, {"start": 7149.5199999999995, "end": 7152.56, "text": " Yo, why are you spamming in Twitch streamers chats,"}, {"start": 7152.56, "end": 7153.08, "text": " brother?"}, {"start": 7153.08, "end": 7154.16, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 7154.16, "end": 7154.68, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 7154.68, "end": 7156.88, "text": " You think somebody's going to read your message?"}, {"start": 7156.88, "end": 7158.2, "text": " You think any type of paragraph"}, {"start": 7158.2, "end": 7159.6, "text": " you're going to get out?"}, {"start": 7159.6, "end": 7161.68, "text": " Is somebody's going to respond to you?"}, {"start": 7161.68, "end": 7163.84, "text": " You're just going to get banned, buddy, every time."}, {"start": 7168.04, "end": 7174.36, "text": " I need a bad movie to zone out to stop thinking about work. What do you recommend a bad movie?"}, {"start": 7176.16, "end": 7182.6, "text": " Let's give them a bad sci-fi oh the elephant computer virus you look like a doctor"}, {"start": 7187.82, "end": 7194.58, "text": " Eight eight bucks we almost have five hundred dollars. Yeah, we need like 300 bucks today more maybe"}, {"start": 7194.58, "end": 7198.22, "text": " Fire all right get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 7198.78, "end": 7200.22, "text": " We're gonna close"}, {"start": 7200.22, "end": 7202.22, "text": " Let me go out back"}, {"start": 7202.38, "end": 7208.04, "text": " Shady thank you for the fray. You help me so much last year. I free that's in my family rip of the chat"}, {"start": 7208.04, "end": 7210.48, "text": " I'm sorry to hear that brother. I was a really bad state"}, {"start": 7210.98, "end": 7214.14, "text": " And every time you'd go live or upload maybe feel better. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help though"}, {"start": 7214.14, "end": 7218.94, "text": " I hope you're all right. Yeah, but I'm thinking of the sub YZ with the sub eagles brand at Benny and Bobby with the sub"}, {"start": 7218.94, "end": 7220.66, "text": " John even a fray"}, {"start": 7220.66, "end": 7226.5199999999995, "text": " One animal. It's a shit too now. That's a joke. What's mission think of it a five by dad hates me for getting dreads without a skit set"}, {"start": 7226.5199999999995, "end": 7230.5199999999995, "text": " What should I do literally no idea man? I can't really help you with that. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 7230.8, "end": 7233.42, "text": " It's thank you for the seven. What are your top movies a beautiful mind?"}, {"start": 7233.42, "end": 7238.58, "text": " I feel like is up your alley horror movies are tough space and Josh for the subs I for the subs spicy"}, {"start": 7238.58, "end": 7240.9, "text": " Thank you for the 10 gift is again. I said this the other day"}, {"start": 7242.78, "end": 7244.96, "text": " So basically everything right I'll say give it a three"}, {"start": 7244.96, "end": 7247.44, "text": " It's me taking the three days to confuse definitely tops here movie Venice"}, {"start": 7247.4400000000005, "end": 7248.280000000001, "text": " especially for the subways."}, {"start": 7248.280000000001, "end": 7250.14, "text": " He may be thinking for the 7, 9, 7, and 3."}, {"start": 7250.14, "end": 7251.240000000001, "text": " Why is it that you're going to feel so bad"}, {"start": 7251.240000000001, "end": 7252.960000000001, "text": " and play Pokemon because you can't catch them?"}, {"start": 7252.960000000001, "end": 7254.960000000001, "text": " I'm just done reading these jokes."}, {"start": 7254.960000000001, "end": 7257.160000000001, "text": " So I was thinking of the 3."}, {"start": 7257.160000000001, "end": 7258.360000000001, "text": " Been watching your content for a while now."}, {"start": 7258.360000000001, "end": 7260.400000000001, "text": " You always pay my day thinking for being so funny"}, {"start": 7260.400000000001, "end": 7261.160000000001, "text": " and amazing."}, {"start": 7261.160000000001, "end": 7261.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7261.6, "end": 7263.040000000001, "text": " That's why I'm thinking of the 7, 9, and 10, and 3."}, {"start": 7263.040000000001, "end": 7264.68, "text": " You're going to host a knockout city revival tourney."}, {"start": 7264.68, "end": 7265.960000000001, "text": " Game doesn't exist anymore."}, {"start": 7265.960000000001, "end": 7266.92, "text": " That's what I'm thinking of the 3."}, {"start": 7266.92, "end": 7267.8, "text": " Happy St. Patrick's Day."}, {"start": 7267.8, "end": 7269.360000000001, "text": " You missed it by about two weeks, brother."}, {"start": 7269.360000000001, "end": 7270.84, "text": " Fact is the PRC thinking of the subgen"}, {"start": 7270.84, "end": 7272.4400000000005, "text": " and thinking of the 5 gifts is BK for the subgen"}, {"start": 7272.4400000000005, "end": 7273.240000000001, "text": " and thinking of the 3."}, {"start": 7273.24, "end": 7274.74, "text": " He's gonna play the whole GTA 5 story mode."}, {"start": 7274.74, "end": 7277.54, "text": " Yes, I am, but prior to GTA 6, not for a while."}, {"start": 7277.54, "end": 7278.74, "text": " Keep it for the sub-sporty, for the sub-sporty."}, {"start": 7278.74, "end": 7279.74, "text": " If you have any of these, you can watch games,"}, {"start": 7279.74, "end": 7281.099999999999, "text": " you have to play any of the succession,"}, {"start": 7281.099999999999, "end": 7282.58, "text": " suggestion tab, game suggestion tab."}, {"start": 7282.58, "end": 7283.42, "text": " It's not that much of a thing,"}, {"start": 7283.42, "end": 7284.88, "text": " it's just the watch and the games that I play."}, {"start": 7284.88, "end": 7286.0599999999995, "text": " Frosty thinking of the two-sub-john,"}, {"start": 7286.0599999999995, "end": 7287.62, "text": " he's thinking of the three. All right."}, {"start": 7287.62, "end": 7289.179999999999, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7289.179999999999, "end": 7291.679999999999, "text": " Top five movies. No order."}, {"start": 7291.679999999999, "end": 7293.66, "text": " As I said the other day,"}, {"start": 7295.5199999999995, "end": 7296.36, "text": " super bad."}, {"start": 7297.66, "end": 7298.5, "text": " The thing."}, {"start": 7300.0199999999995, "end": 7301.86, "text": " Everything, everywhere, all at once."}, {"start": 7301.860000000001, "end": 7302.860000000001, "text": " Shutter Island."}, {"start": 7304.460000000001, "end": 7306.660000000001, "text": " I don't know if Sinners is top five, it's top ten."}, {"start": 7306.660000000001, "end": 7307.660000000001, "text": " What else did I say?"}, {"start": 7308.660000000001, "end": 7310.26, "text": " There's another movie that I said."}, {"start": 7310.76, "end": 7311.76, "text": " Long walk."}, {"start": 7313.06, "end": 7315.460000000001, "text": " All right, let's go fucking talk to the movie dealer."}, {"start": 7316.06, "end": 7317.06, "text": " Da-da-da."}, {"start": 7317.26, "end": 7319.460000000001, "text": " As always, I've got some really goodies."}, {"start": 7320.460000000001, "end": 7322.660000000001, "text": " The Blaze guitar rider."}, {"start": 7323.960000000001, "end": 7325.960000000001, "text": " Ooh, stiff inmate."}, {"start": 7325.96, "end": 7337.96, "text": " Please fix my leaky fast food. That's a good prequel. Yeah, toss it in sub only and ban that kid. Jesus Christ. Oh my God."}, {"start": 7337.96, "end": 7354.96, "text": " The lawyer's face racer and performative alien invasion. Actually, don't throw it in sub only. Just start banning people. Just ban them. Just get them out of chat. I don't care. I don't care. They can't type anymore. Just get them out of here."}, {"start": 7355.36, "end": 7357.36, "text": " Came for the sub I"}, {"start": 7357.56, "end": 7362.04, "text": " Should turn on that fucking setting that says that band people can't watch my stream"}, {"start": 7362.76, "end": 7364.4, "text": " That's a thing"}, {"start": 7364.4, "end": 7369.9800000000005, "text": " Normally band people can watch and they just can't type but you can take on a setting that makes us a bit of people can't watch I"}, {"start": 7374.96, "end": 7378.44, "text": " Wonder how many band viewers are tapped in right now probably a lot"}, {"start": 7379.92, "end": 7381.32, "text": " Out of the people in chat"}, {"start": 7381.32, "end": 7384.52, "text": " There's probably 200 people that are banned that are watching to the take of the five"}, {"start": 7384.96, "end": 7386.96, "text": " Um, movie called, uh,"}, {"start": 7387.66, "end": 7393.26, "text": " The movie called What's the Matter Daddy? No, I've never heard of that. No, what's the matter daddy? I've never heard of it"}, {"start": 7395.34, "end": 7399.9, "text": " Fucking jackass. No clue if it's been said you're gonna tune into the Mr. Beast"}, {"start": 7399.9, "end": 7401.9, "text": " NOOOOOOO"}, {"start": 7401.9, "end": 7403.9, "text": " NOOOOOOO"}, {"start": 7403.9, "end": 7405.9, "text": " NOOOOO"}, {"start": 7405.9, "end": 7407.9, "text": " NOOOOO"}, {"start": 7407.9, "end": 7409.9, "text": " NOOOOO"}, {"start": 7409.9, "end": 7411.9, "text": " NOOOOO"}, {"start": 7411.9, "end": 7413.9, "text": " NOOOOOO"}, {"start": 7413.900000000001, "end": 7418.06, "text": " into the Mr. Beast livestream to see who wins it. I'll watch a recap tomorrow."}, {"start": 7420.06, "end": 7425.740000000001, "text": " I'm doing the Etsy review tomorrow at one. If the Mr. Beast event's still going on, tough shit."}, {"start": 7425.740000000001, "end": 7431.18, "text": " You gotta pick what you want to watch live. If it's not me, that's fine. You can tap into the VOD."}, {"start": 7432.14, "end": 7435.820000000001, "text": " I'm not changing the schedule because it fucks my whole week schedule if I have to move"}, {"start": 7435.820000000001, "end": 7441.26, "text": " shit around so I watch the Mr. Beast stream tomorrow. Carter for the sub. I'm doing"}, {"start": 7441.26, "end": 7448.3, "text": " The Etsy review and we're watching the we fees video tomorrow Monday CS at 330 with killdozer opening cases playing CS random games Minecraft video"}, {"start": 7448.3, "end": 7451.9800000000005, "text": " I'm filming after that shorter stream Tuesday. I'm not live once it's going to be a horror games and content King"}, {"start": 7452.3, "end": 7458.780000000001, "text": " Thursday, I'm not live Friday is a chest tournament at four into random tier lists or reacts Saturday early CS stream with Jojo"}, {"start": 7459.1, "end": 7465.18, "text": " As well as random games, baby reacts that next Sunday is going to be reacts April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream charity challenge"}, {"start": 7465.18, "end": 7467.18, "text": " We're going to be playing a bunch of video games"}, {"start": 7467.18, "end": 7471.56, "text": " Then we have 420 on 420 and the 24th we have a geogaster tournament."}, {"start": 7471.56, "end": 7472.360000000001, "text": " New events coming up."}, {"start": 7472.360000000001, "end": 7473.22, "text": " Activation point schedule."}, {"start": 7473.22, "end": 7475.06, "text": " Surreal and JDR for the subcarta for the sub."}, {"start": 7475.06, "end": 7477.34, "text": " If you have any videos you want to watch or games you want me to play,"}, {"start": 7477.34, "end": 7479.02, "text": " videos you want me to tap, games you want me to tap."}, {"start": 7479.02, "end": 7479.860000000001, "text": " Lock it in."}, {"start": 7483.42, "end": 7483.9400000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7485.780000000001, "end": 7486.860000000001, "text": " 420 Jonco Street?"}, {"start": 7486.860000000001, "end": 7489.38, "text": " No, I'm not doing it with Jonco."}, {"start": 7489.38, "end": 7491.06, "text": " We're doing a weed mystery box."}, {"start": 7497.18, "end": 7504.26, "text": " I think if oh my god be just unlocked staff one wait, that's huge. I could buy a staff member now mods ban rumby"}, {"start": 7504.66, "end": 7509.240000000001, "text": " Any spammer ban them. No don't time them out some Russian"}, {"start": 7509.42, "end": 7512.38, "text": " Ban them ban them right now"}, {"start": 7512.9400000000005, "end": 7517.54, "text": " Regularly time them out for the rest of this stream any spammer"}, {"start": 7518.3, "end": 7523.02, "text": " fucking order 66 execute execute mods"}, {"start": 7524.18, "end": 7526.18, "text": " Blow them up in Minecraft"}, {"start": 7527.18, "end": 7538.26, "text": " Anyways, no, I think 420 would be fun with Junko, but I think you'd get way too high."}, {"start": 7538.26, "end": 7539.62, "text": " I think I'll get way too high."}, {"start": 7539.62, "end": 7542.46, "text": " I think JT would get like paranoid high."}, {"start": 7542.46, "end": 7544.860000000001, "text": " Grow your team!"}, {"start": 7544.860000000001, "end": 7546.740000000001, "text": " Use the staff book to hire and manage your employees."}, {"start": 7546.740000000001, "end": 7550.3, "text": " Do applicants for different gateways appear every day?"}, {"start": 7550.3, "end": 7552.3, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 7552.3, "end": 7554.3, "text": " $3 a day?"}, {"start": 7554.3, "end": 7568.34, "text": " Huh. Strong immune system. Motherfuckers we taking sick days. Check out average return"}, {"start": 7568.34, "end": 7576.8, "text": " station average. Check out average return station fast. That's what I want."}, {"start": 7576.8, "end": 7588.84, "text": " Annie walks quick. I'm hiring him. I'm hiring him because all I want him on is"}, {"start": 7588.84, "end": 7594.400000000001, "text": " return station. I could check people out. I could check people out quick. If he can"}, {"start": 7594.400000000001, "end": 7599.320000000001, "text": " return the movies for me, what are you gonna discuss? Fuck it. Yeah, your V-nax"}, {"start": 7599.32, "end": 7607.24, "text": " on backwards nerd. Holy shit. Wow he is a fucking fast walker. He looks like he's"}, {"start": 7607.24, "end": 7610.599999999999, "text": " speed walking around. You gonna start doing your work? Oh my god wait let's"}, {"start": 7610.599999999999, "end": 7612.96, "text": " watch him."}, {"start": 7623.32, "end": 7626.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7629.32, "end": 7634.32, "text": " Why is he just watching me like that?"}, {"start": 7634.32, "end": 7639.82, "text": " Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 7639.82, "end": 7642.98, "text": " I think it's just Friday the 13th."}, {"start": 7642.98, "end": 7644.48, "text": " Should I walk up to him?"}, {"start": 7644.48, "end": 7646.48, "text": " He doesn't have any weapons."}, {"start": 7646.48, "end": 7650.5599999999995, "text": " Should I hand him a flier?"}, {"start": 7650.5599999999995, "end": 7651.5599999999995, "text": " Stop that!"}, {"start": 7651.5599999999995, "end": 7655.08, "text": " Ooh, yeah, ban that guy."}, {"start": 7655.08, "end": 7657.32, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7657.32, "end": 7658.32, "text": " W mods."}, {"start": 7658.32, "end": 7662.32, "text": " love my mods for just banning those fucking kids. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 7664.32, "end": 7669.32, "text": " Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is?"}, {"start": 7670.32, "end": 7676.32, "text": " Oh my god, dude. It's literally like, I feel like those people, you know, you know why I love that we just ban them too?"}, {"start": 7676.32, "end": 7682.32, "text": " Is because those, those are the kids. Those are the kids in chat, okay?"}, {"start": 7682.32, "end": 7687.32, "text": " And I'm not going to sit here and say you can't watch me because obviously it's like, you know, if you're not breaking TLS,"}, {"start": 7687.32, "end": 7688.92, "text": " you can tune into the JoBart stream."}, {"start": 7688.92, "end": 7694.16, "text": " But the people that go into Twitch chats in Turbo Spam are like 5th graders."}, {"start": 7694.16, "end": 7698.08, "text": " Like actually leave my stream, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 7698.08, "end": 7702.28, "text": " Not only are you annoying, you just shouldn't be watching me."}, {"start": 7702.28, "end": 7706.32, "text": " And I'm sorry if that upsets you, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 7706.32, "end": 7707.44, "text": " I'm serious."}, {"start": 7707.44, "end": 7709.08, "text": " I don't want you to watch me."}, {"start": 7712.36, "end": 7714.04, "text": " Holy hell."}, {"start": 7714.04, "end": 7715.799999999999, "text": " Like it's just the most annoying thing."}, {"start": 7715.8, "end": 7718.42, "text": " Yo, come back in like five years, big dog. Jesus."}, {"start": 7718.76, "end": 7719.88, "text": " Right, thank you for the three."}, {"start": 7720.4400000000005, "end": 7722.14, "text": " I want to try Weeb for the first time on 420."}, {"start": 7722.14, "end": 7723.6, "text": " What animal should I start with?"}, {"start": 7723.6, "end": 7725.04, "text": " Prep, thank you for the sub, Obese for the sub."}, {"start": 7725.3, "end": 7727.02, "text": " Conn and Sue, thank you for the sub, Jarod, thank you for the sub."}, {"start": 7727.02, "end": 7730.26, "text": " Just ask, like, a bud tender at a fucking dispensary."}, {"start": 7731.0, "end": 7732.16, "text": " And just, like, start well."}, {"start": 7732.4800000000005, "end": 7733.72, "text": " Maybe try with, like, five."}, {"start": 7733.72, "end": 7735.08, "text": " Wait an hour, see what you feel."}, {"start": 7735.400000000001, "end": 7736.66, "text": " Nothing, try another five."}, {"start": 7736.66, "end": 7737.58, "text": " Big thank you for the three."}, {"start": 7737.92, "end": 7739.320000000001, "text": " Why were you not in the new Mr. Bees video?"}, {"start": 7739.320000000001, "end": 7739.76, "text": " Don't know."}, {"start": 7739.76, "end": 7741.22, "text": " Prep, thank you for the sub, Johnny for the three."}, {"start": 7741.54, "end": 7742.64, "text": " Let's show you're going to be here."}, {"start": 7742.64, "end": 7744.54, "text": " I went to the zoo the other day, but the only ad..."}, {"start": 7744.54, "end": 7747.18, "text": " There was only one animal, it was a shit zoo."}, {"start": 7747.18, "end": 7749.46, "text": " That doesn't make fucking sense!"}, {"start": 7749.46, "end": 7752.22, "text": " Stop telling jokes in bits."}, {"start": 7752.22, "end": 7753.78, "text": " I'm done reading them, I'm done reading them,"}, {"start": 7753.78, "end": 7756.18, "text": " I'm done reading them, that doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 7757.26, "end": 7758.58, "text": " I went to the zoo the other day,"}, {"start": 7758.58, "end": 7761.14, "text": " but there was only one animal, it was a shit zoo."}, {"start": 7761.14, "end": 7763.3, "text": " What the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 7763.3, "end": 7765.06, "text": " How is that a joke?"}, {"start": 7765.06, "end": 7766.62, "text": " Oh, it was a shit zoo."}, {"start": 7766.62, "end": 7767.94, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 7767.9400000000005, "end": 7781.18, "text": " I'm gonna fuck it freak out or roping up"}, {"start": 7781.18, "end": 7789.460000000001, "text": " bro I didn't buy oh my god I didn't buy"}, {"start": 7789.460000000001, "end": 7791.460000000001, "text": " anything I need to buy more fucking"}, {"start": 7791.460000000001, "end": 7794.18, "text": " movies bro but I have like no money"}, {"start": 7794.18, "end": 7797.38, "text": " right now power man and cake"}, {"start": 7797.38, "end": 7800.5, "text": " Obviously, we're buying that, jeez."}, {"start": 7800.5, "end": 7802.74, "text": " The magic gang assault."}, {"start": 7804.3, "end": 7809.3, "text": " And then we're gonna buy random movies."}, {"start": 7811.74, "end": 7813.3, "text": " Big money, big money, big money, big money."}, {"start": 7813.3, "end": 7814.66, "text": " Ooh, all action."}, {"start": 7814.66, "end": 7815.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7816.42, "end": 7817.26, "text": " That's what we needed."}, {"start": 7817.26, "end": 7819.22, "text": " Did they take 10 random action movies?"}, {"start": 7822.3, "end": 7823.14, "text": " Wait, that's perfect."}, {"start": 7823.14, "end": 7825.02, "text": " Now we're filling our shelves."}, {"start": 7825.02, "end": 7826.66, "text": " Yo, Dan, where did that guy go?"}, {"start": 7826.66, "end": 7828.66, "text": " You just gonna take a shit what the fuck happened?"}, {"start": 7829.46, "end": 7832.74, "text": " What what what happened to my employee? Did you just go take a dump?"}, {"start": 7834.0599999999995, "end": 7836.0599999999995, "text": " He's just like left"}, {"start": 7838.0199999999995, "end": 7840.0199999999995, "text": " The hag living on Mars"}, {"start": 7840.74, "end": 7845.74, "text": " When did I ever reserve that for someone happy holidays? Yeah, thank you for the fucking"}, {"start": 7847.0199999999995, "end": 7853.9, "text": " Thousand I appreciate it Johnny. Thank you. That's right. All right. Yo get back. Yo can this guy get the hell out of the windows"}, {"start": 7853.9, "end": 7855.9, "text": " He's gonna watch us the whole day"}, {"start": 7856.66, "end": 7862.34, "text": " Oh my god, wait, he reserves movies for people."}, {"start": 7862.34, "end": 7866.34, "text": " Wait, this makes my job so much easier, bro."}, {"start": 7866.34, "end": 7869.54, "text": " Yo, this is where I just start going handed out flyers."}, {"start": 7869.54, "end": 7872.98, "text": " We're gonna start making so much money so fast."}, {"start": 7872.98, "end": 7877.34, "text": " I gotta pay him so much money every day, but I don't even care."}, {"start": 7877.34, "end": 7881.7, "text": " Come to the movie store, come to the movie store."}, {"start": 7881.7, "end": 7885.099999999999, "text": " I had no idea you were selling movies at this establishment."}, {"start": 7886.44, "end": 7891.28, "text": " Oh, movies?"}, {"start": 7891.28, "end": 7892.12, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 7896.24, "end": 7897.78, "text": " $9, peanut cash here."}, {"start": 7897.78, "end": 7900.5, "text": " I can crank that out faster than any buy."}, {"start": 7901.58, "end": 7903.5599999999995, "text": " New movie genre next level."}, {"start": 7903.5599999999995, "end": 7905.92, "text": " This is huge news chat."}, {"start": 7905.92, "end": 7907.679999999999, "text": " You have a bad movie I can rent tonight."}, {"start": 7907.679999999999, "end": 7908.82, "text": " Yes, move."}, {"start": 7911.7, "end": 7912.7, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 7916.7, "end": 7917.7, "text": " $6."}, {"start": 7918.7, "end": 7920.7, "text": " Swightening the queen they call me."}, {"start": 7920.7, "end": 7922.7, "text": " I'm lightning the queen on the keys, brother."}, {"start": 7924.7, "end": 7925.7, "text": " Next!"}, {"start": 7926.7, "end": 7928.7, "text": " I see you got three movies there, man."}, {"start": 7928.7, "end": 7930.7, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 7930.7, "end": 7931.7, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 7931.7, "end": 7932.7, "text": " 50 cents."}, {"start": 7932.7, "end": 7933.7, "text": " Leave."}, {"start": 7934.7, "end": 7935.7, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 7938.7, "end": 7940.7, "text": " What did he just do there?"}, {"start": 7941.7, "end": 7945.0199999999995, "text": " I think one of I think there's a movie that all my weight now now I'm not gonna know what's"}, {"start": 7952.0199999999995, "end": 7960.34, "text": " Now is that customer gonna pay me for that that's a $25 movie that's a $25 movie that's fucking broken"}, {"start": 7962.0599999999995, "end": 7966.139999999999, "text": " And I'm making like no money for sale fuck you my agony my money"}, {"start": 7966.14, "end": 7970.14, "text": " Holy..."}, {"start": 7970.14, "end": 7973.14, "text": " Hand out more, hand out more."}, {"start": 7973.14, "end": 7976.14, "text": " You gonna come in the store and buy some shit?"}, {"start": 7979.14, "end": 7982.14, "text": " Oh my god, I need more flyers."}, {"start": 7982.14, "end": 7984.14, "text": " More flyers, more flyers."}, {"start": 7984.14, "end": 7986.14, "text": " More flyers, more flyers."}, {"start": 7986.14, "end": 7988.14, "text": " So many potential customers."}, {"start": 7990.14, "end": 7993.14, "text": " Right here, she isn't moving in her hand, never mind."}, {"start": 7993.14, "end": 7995.14, "text": " Run here potential customer"}, {"start": 7998.900000000001, "end": 8003.58, "text": " I'm running late maybe walk a little faster than dork. Do you have any new movies to recommend?"}, {"start": 8007.1, "end": 8009.660000000001, "text": " We're losing so many copies of the color viola though"}, {"start": 8011.9800000000005, "end": 8017.42, "text": " Wait now we're actually churning money more than ever because I could just turbo hand out flyers while he does work"}, {"start": 8017.42, "end": 8022.14, "text": " Do you think it's worth having him as an employee though?"}, {"start": 8022.14, "end": 8026.18, "text": " I spend $53 every day in the 90s."}, {"start": 8026.18, "end": 8027.78, "text": " What is that in today's money?"}, {"start": 8029.1, "end": 8031.62, "text": " I feel like that's pretty good working at a movie store."}, {"start": 8031.62, "end": 8033.9, "text": " 53 bucks in the 90s is good money."}, {"start": 8034.72, "end": 8036.72, "text": " Not now, now you'd be like homeless."}, {"start": 8038.06, "end": 8039.9, "text": " It's not 500."}, {"start": 8039.9, "end": 8040.74, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 8040.74, "end": 8051.82, "text": " Yeah, you are yeah, you are"}, {"start": 8051.82, "end": 8053.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8053.32, "end": 8060.0599999999995, "text": " No, you're not. Sorry. I missed it. I mistook you for somebody else give her the vegetal"}, {"start": 8060.0599999999995, "end": 8064.219999999999, "text": " physics Jesus order a smoothie. I'm calling it right now watch"}, {"start": 8064.22, "end": 8066.22, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 8080.860000000001, "end": 8084.66, "text": " You said smoothie, okay, yeah, you know what I meant swashy"}, {"start": 8088.46, "end": 8090.46, "text": " Just gonna ask if you guys are up. Yes"}, {"start": 8090.46, "end": 8091.46, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8091.46, "end": 8095.18, "text": " It's a stroll by, holy shit, you jump scared me."}, {"start": 8095.18, "end": 8097.46, "text": " The big toe knocking at midnight."}, {"start": 8097.46, "end": 8098.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8098.46, "end": 8099.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8099.46, "end": 8100.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8100.46, "end": 8101.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8101.46, "end": 8102.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8102.46, "end": 8103.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8103.46, "end": 8104.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8104.46, "end": 8105.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8105.46, "end": 8106.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8106.46, "end": 8107.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8107.46, "end": 8112.46, "text": " It's starting to get annoyed, it's starting to get annoyed by that noise."}, {"start": 8112.46, "end": 8113.46, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 8113.46, "end": 8119.46, "text": " Alright, let's make a different, let's go, okay I'll check it out."}, {"start": 8119.46, "end": 8122.94, "text": " See, that's at least a little different."}, {"start": 8122.94, "end": 8126.94, "text": " Bro, look how many customers we have."}, {"start": 8126.94, "end": 8132.02, "text": " Oh my god. No, this is actually so worth it just because I can start handing out flyers"}, {"start": 8132.02, "end": 8136.18, "text": " way more than normal. Like normally I would hand out like three flyers a day."}, {"start": 8136.18, "end": 8140.94, "text": " This guy does his job perfectly. And he puts them all in the right section too."}, {"start": 8140.94, "end": 8146.02, "text": " The last movie I read it was pretty bad. I'm sure nobody was waiting for it."}, {"start": 8146.02, "end": 8149.26, "text": " So there's no need to charge me a late fee wrong you pecked it"}, {"start": 8150.9400000000005, "end": 8154.4400000000005, "text": " Your selection buddy, and you're gonna get 60 pennies"}, {"start": 8160.660000000001, "end": 8162.660000000001, "text": " There's your change 61"}, {"start": 8171.900000000001, "end": 8175.620000000001, "text": " There's your change I've got dude the lines wrap around the door. I need to hurry up"}, {"start": 8176.02, "end": 8181.52, "text": " Martian, yep, yep, yep, yep, reserve, reserve, reserve, we gotta be quick, oh my god look at this line, oh my god look at this line."}, {"start": 8181.52, "end": 8192.02, "text": " All right, speed standard bar, fastest fingers in the northeast. Hurry up!"}, {"start": 8195.02, "end": 8196.02, "text": " Hurry up!"}, {"start": 8196.02, "end": 8206.7, "text": " Oh my god one movie you're wasting my time buy slushy oh my god imagine if I"}, {"start": 8206.7, "end": 8212.460000000001, "text": " call it again now all right this guy buys a slushy"}, {"start": 8216.66, "end": 8223.7, "text": " I just got lucky all right this guy buys a slushy"}, {"start": 8226.02, "end": 8231.02, "text": " Alright, then the woman buys this Lushie."}, {"start": 8238.02, "end": 8242.02, "text": " Yo, I'm like not trying to..."}, {"start": 8242.02, "end": 8246.02, "text": " I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it."}, {"start": 8246.02, "end": 8251.02, "text": " Do you have a sad drama movie? Yes."}, {"start": 8251.960000000001, "end": 8256.0, "text": " Okay, I guess I'll just go fuck myself. I mean don't you see them standing here?"}, {"start": 8256.960000000001, "end": 8259.26, "text": " The explosive family tree it's so sad"}, {"start": 8260.380000000001, "end": 8262.1, "text": " It's not even a jiggle physics, bro"}, {"start": 8262.1, "end": 8265.66, "text": " There's like obvious like pepperoni nipples that they're giving them like I don't understand"}, {"start": 8267.04, "end": 8270.460000000001, "text": " Why why is that like a why is that a part of the game mechanic?"}, {"start": 8270.460000000001, "end": 8283.580000000002, "text": " What do you need question mark where bro look at the character look at the character look at the care"}, {"start": 8283.580000000002, "end": 8286.54, "text": " just look at the character"}, {"start": 8289.18, "end": 8294.78, "text": " Yeah, you're telling me you don't see it. You're telling me you don't see it. You know actually it looks like guy now"}, {"start": 8294.78, "end": 8301.78, "text": " It's on every character."}, {"start": 8301.78, "end": 8308.94, "text": " First of you're just a perv, I'm not a fucking perv dude, I'm literally looking, I'm engaging"}, {"start": 8308.94, "end": 8316.94, "text": " with a hundred characters in every single one of them has it."}, {"start": 8316.94, "end": 8320.94, "text": " WOWW!"}, {"start": 8323.5, "end": 8326.86, "text": " You can't prove that I broke my last rental, I won't pay, yes you will."}, {"start": 8327.82, "end": 8332.480000000001, "text": " I won't pay but I'm never coming back, don't care, you basically just made me all the money that you would give me in your entire life"}, {"start": 8332.480000000001, "end": 8336.380000000001, "text": " because you just had to pay me $20 for a broken fucking movie. Get the hell outta here!"}, {"start": 8336.94, "end": 8341.44, "text": " We need so much money, more money today that this dude. This is a prime employee."}, {"start": 8343.94, "end": 8346.34, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 8346.34, "end": 8348.98, "text": " 10 work faster 10% of resign"}, {"start": 8351.54, "end": 8353.54, "text": " Bro, hold up"}, {"start": 8355.62, "end": 8361.380000000001, "text": " What is 10% of resign like they'll quit after a certain amount of time"}, {"start": 8363.14, "end": 8365.7, "text": " But what are you getting a slushie at at this hour?"}, {"start": 8367.7, "end": 8370.18, "text": " He quits faster. Why is he quitting? I'm paying him well"}, {"start": 8370.18, "end": 8375.18, "text": " Hell, I'd give this guy a raise."}, {"start": 8376.380000000001, "end": 8378.18, "text": " Look at him, he's just at the ready."}, {"start": 8379.18, "end": 8380.68, "text": " All right, let's close down."}, {"start": 8384.12, "end": 8385.18, "text": " Could I look at him?"}, {"start": 8389.32, "end": 8391.74, "text": " Favorite movie, The Plant Dropout."}, {"start": 8394.26, "end": 8397.42, "text": " But how do you see what his status effect is at?"}, {"start": 8397.42, "end": 8399.02, "text": " I don't need him to work faster, though."}, {"start": 8399.02, "end": 8402.1, "text": " I feel like he's working out like a perfect speed."}, {"start": 8402.1, "end": 8405.460000000001, "text": " How many can hire one employee now?"}, {"start": 8405.460000000001, "end": 8408.42, "text": " These guys suck comparatively."}, {"start": 8408.42, "end": 8410.300000000001, "text": " All right, well, let's just close the doors."}, {"start": 8410.300000000001, "end": 8411.54, "text": " I'll go buy shit tomorrow."}, {"start": 8414.58, "end": 8418.82, "text": " Yeah, $242 still."}, {"start": 8418.82, "end": 8422.42, "text": " And we're fucking gaining at me so fast."}, {"start": 8422.42, "end": 8427.060000000001, "text": " Well, times valeturny, five in an hour."}, {"start": 8427.060000000001, "end": 8428.060000000001, "text": " Do we do one?"}, {"start": 8428.06, "end": 8432.279999999999, "text": " I think we do one or two more days and then we practice a little before the draft thoughts"}, {"start": 8434.96, "end": 8438.48, "text": " Like even if it's just like aiming aiming bullshit"}, {"start": 8441.68, "end": 8447.48, "text": " I think I'm second draft Dean so I'm second worst captain on the books"}, {"start": 8448.16, "end": 8450.5, "text": " But in reality chat, you know I'm cracked so"}, {"start": 8451.199999999999, "end": 8456.96, "text": " You know I actually won D1 Kingsman off-stream and I beat him. That's real knowledge. That's real facts"}, {"start": 8456.960000000001, "end": 8463.1, "text": " You've checked spot. What do you want Kingsman off stream? I'd be an invalid not Marvel. I was oh"}, {"start": 8465.84, "end": 8471.880000000001, "text": " They're just waiting for me to open up. I gotta buy more stuff. We're gonna buy some films. Oh"}, {"start": 8477.04, "end": 8482.740000000002, "text": " Wait a new horror movie release do you buy ten?"}, {"start": 8482.74, "end": 8493.24, "text": " 10? God damn, who would buy this many? Why could he buy 30? I'm gonna buy 10. We're gonna"}, {"start": 8493.24, "end": 8504.58, "text": " buy 10 and we get the stand-up copy. Oh, hold up. Wait, how many more days of the"}, {"start": 8504.58, "end": 8518.42, "text": " I feel like that looks awesome, right and then we can just stock it all right there."}, {"start": 8518.42, "end": 8519.42, "text": " Is Muda in the tourney?"}, {"start": 8519.42, "end": 8523.86, "text": " Yeah, he's the last captain, so he's the best captain."}, {"start": 8523.86, "end": 8526.86, "text": " Line the shelves with him."}, {"start": 8526.86, "end": 8527.94, "text": " These will sell."}, {"start": 8527.94, "end": 8533.7, "text": " I feel like horror movies sell the best."}, {"start": 8533.7, "end": 8537.220000000001, "text": " Is it possible to reserve a deranged killer and his dynamite?"}, {"start": 8537.220000000001, "end": 8537.720000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8539.720000000001, "end": 8540.220000000001, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 8540.220000000001, "end": 8542.220000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8542.220000000001, "end": 8544.300000000001, "text": " OK, wait, what's up with that?"}, {"start": 8544.300000000001, "end": 8547.66, "text": " We'll do this day, then we'll practice."}, {"start": 8547.66, "end": 8551.980000000001, "text": " Tape dealers on Tuesday face Saturday."}, {"start": 8551.980000000001, "end": 8555.42, "text": " Robotics convention on Monday, so that's coming up."}, {"start": 8555.42, "end": 8556.820000000002, "text": " What happens at the end of the month?"}, {"start": 8556.820000000002, "end": 8559.220000000001, "text": " Does it just go to the next season?"}, {"start": 8559.220000000001, "end": 8561.300000000001, "text": " Fall in the winter?"}, {"start": 8561.3, "end": 8564.3, "text": " Do you think you can start selling like Christmas movies?"}, {"start": 8564.3, "end": 8565.82, "text": " Holiday films?"}, {"start": 8565.82, "end": 8567.74, "text": " That was pretty sick."}, {"start": 8567.74, "end": 8568.58, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8570.3, "end": 8571.64, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8571.64, "end": 8572.48, "text": " Mm, wow."}, {"start": 8574.9, "end": 8577.48, "text": " Sounded like fucking Minecraft villagers, dude."}, {"start": 8579.619999999999, "end": 8580.74, "text": " Ron and the Triniot."}, {"start": 8580.74, "end": 8581.58, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8581.58, "end": 8582.42, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8582.42, "end": 8583.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8583.38, "end": 8584.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8584.38, "end": 8585.46, "text": " Oh, you just called."}, {"start": 8587.019999999999, "end": 8587.859999999999, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 8587.859999999999, "end": 8588.699999999999, "text": " Like, oh."}, {"start": 8588.699999999999, "end": 8589.74, "text": " Okay, you don't need to go woo."}, {"start": 8589.74, "end": 8591.78, "text": " You already knew you were getting the movie."}, {"start": 8591.78, "end": 8592.94, "text": " I told you I was reserving it."}, {"start": 8592.94, "end": 8594.06, "text": " Why are you saying woo?"}, {"start": 8604.38, "end": 8605.22, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 8605.22, "end": 8606.3, "text": " Oh, I needed to rewind."}, {"start": 8606.3, "end": 8607.3, "text": " It was a late game."}, {"start": 8609.98, "end": 8612.86, "text": " This guy's a little speed demon on the returns."}, {"start": 8613.82, "end": 8614.9, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 8614.9, "end": 8615.74, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 8615.74, "end": 8631.119999999999, "text": " What do you need I reserve the color violet you did a wonderful watch I might add"}, {"start": 8634.619999999999, "end": 8638.14, "text": " Ron's funniest out using different captain now we won't be on my team I"}, {"start": 8638.98, "end": 8641.28, "text": " Was I was talking to my friend the other day"}, {"start": 8641.28, "end": 8646.44, "text": " And he was like asking who was in the tournament. I saw I was like telling I was telling him all the names"}, {"start": 8647.04, "end": 8651.320000000002, "text": " There is a potential doom squad that could be drafted of"}, {"start": 8652.12, "end": 8654.74, "text": " people that just would not click well"}, {"start": 8656.52, "end": 8663.68, "text": " Because there Jinxy Jinxy has a mixture of wholesome streamers like Saikunow and"}, {"start": 8664.84, "end": 8666.84, "text": " very like toxic"}, {"start": 8667.400000000001, "end": 8668.84, "text": " like"}, {"start": 8668.84, "end": 8670.84, "text": " shit talking streamers"}, {"start": 8671.28, "end": 8676.28, "text": " And if they're on the same team, I just feel like that's like a disaster."}, {"start": 8678.44, "end": 8679.76, "text": " Foxy like you?"}, {"start": 8679.76, "end": 8681.800000000001, "text": " No, like more than me."}, {"start": 8683.800000000001, "end": 8685.560000000001, "text": " That guy's very short."}, {"start": 8685.560000000001, "end": 8686.400000000001, "text": " Not judging."}, {"start": 8689.480000000001, "end": 8690.92, "text": " Just, I was just noticing."}, {"start": 8695.12, "end": 8697.640000000001, "text": " I think I should get another snack thing."}, {"start": 8697.640000000001, "end": 8698.480000000001, "text": " Thoughts?"}, {"start": 8698.48, "end": 8705.279999999999, "text": " I get because there's like eight different stacks and I only can pick four. I think I should get another snack shelf and put it on the side"}, {"start": 8706.279999999999, "end": 8709.279999999999, "text": " I think I'd make more money. Oh, maybe with lots of famous quotes"}, {"start": 8709.96, "end": 8711.96, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep"}, {"start": 8712.56, "end": 8714.56, "text": " Bad uncle arrest. Oh"}, {"start": 8715.48, "end": 8717.48, "text": " See that's an accurate. Oh"}, {"start": 8718.52, "end": 8720.52, "text": " The only time you should be making that noise"}, {"start": 8723.039999999999, "end": 8725.8, "text": " I'm checking out a customer don't hanging"}, {"start": 8725.8, "end": 8736.199999999999, "text": " 375. There we go. Goldblast Melody right here. There you are. Very happy I could see."}, {"start": 8736.199999999999, "end": 8741.199999999999, "text": " Dude, why are people spamming my name?"}, {"start": 8755.800000000001, "end": 8773.36, "text": " I just won't talk the rest of the day."}, {"start": 8773.36, "end": 8777.560000000001, "text": " I'm going to treat it like this is my actual nine to five."}, {"start": 8777.560000000001, "end": 8780.560000000001, "text": " Find everything you need."}, {"start": 8780.560000000001, "end": 8782.560000000001, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 8782.560000000001, "end": 8784.560000000001, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 8784.56, "end": 8785.359999999999, "text": " Next!"}, {"start": 8787.66, "end": 8789.26, "text": " Oh, I gotta go hand out flyers."}, {"start": 8791.66, "end": 8795.859999999999, "text": " From the Barks Busters, where we have ball busting movies."}, {"start": 8797.26, "end": 8798.66, "text": " Barks Busters."}, {"start": 8803.859999999999, "end": 8804.96, "text": " Oh, sorry, sir."}, {"start": 8806.06, "end": 8807.06, "text": " How was your day?"}, {"start": 8807.359999999999, "end": 8810.16, "text": " Oh, Blue Raspberry Slushie coming right up."}, {"start": 8813.06, "end": 8813.96, "text": " There you are."}, {"start": 8814.56, "end": 8827.88, "text": " fresh just like our movies find everything you need man glad to hear it"}, {"start": 8827.88, "end": 8841.08, "text": " thank you hello all right I'm done I'm done doing the hag living on Mars I don't"}, {"start": 8841.08, "end": 8845.76, "text": " I got every fucking request to reserve that movie in my life, but you know fair game, I guess"}, {"start": 8847.36, "end": 8850.98, "text": " Yo rapido buddy, what are we fucking doing dickhead?"}, {"start": 8851.52, "end": 8854.12, "text": " You see how many movies we got a return here jackass"}, {"start": 8854.88, "end": 8858.76, "text": " 6 p.m. We need people to rent him out what happened you're fast as hell now you suck"}, {"start": 8862.48, "end": 8864.48, "text": " Quick returns quick returns"}, {"start": 8864.48, "end": 8874.72, "text": " I'm not going to fire him yet, it's a second day on the job."}, {"start": 8874.72, "end": 8877.68, "text": " You know maybe you tried to impress me the first day and now he's sucking on purpose."}, {"start": 8877.68, "end": 8881.56, "text": " He's trying to see how much he could slack off, he's testing me."}, {"start": 8881.56, "end": 8886.56, "text": " He's trying to see if I'll cage to him."}, {"start": 8886.56, "end": 8888.84, "text": " This is a classic alpha male maneuver."}, {"start": 8889.64, "end": 8891.64, "text": " The color violet here"}, {"start": 8895.24, "end": 8897.24, "text": " That was the wrong movie sorry"}, {"start": 8898.52, "end": 8903.4, "text": " Fire him how do I not fire him, but I make sure he knows I'm the one in charge Wow"}, {"start": 8904.84, "end": 8906.84, "text": " I pee on his collar"}, {"start": 8915.04, "end": 8917.04, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 8918.84, "end": 8924.68, "text": " Yo, Lizzie, taking the five subs."}, {"start": 8924.68, "end": 8930.56, "text": " One thing of the sub, hit me for the sub, Lizzie for the sub, D4LVPOPPY, Clutch, Axo, JR,"}, {"start": 8930.56, "end": 8931.56, "text": " MC for the sub."}, {"start": 8931.56, "end": 8933.36, "text": " Yeah, ban this kid."}, {"start": 8933.36, "end": 8934.36, "text": " I'm sorry, boss."}, {"start": 8934.36, "end": 8936.2, "text": " You just made your account, you're spamming the same thing."}, {"start": 8936.2, "end": 8938.56, "text": " I didn't read the message, but you're just spamming the same thing."}, {"start": 8938.56, "end": 8940.06, "text": " MC Frankie goes late for the sub, right?"}, {"start": 8940.06, "end": 8941.06, "text": " Take it to 3."}, {"start": 8941.06, "end": 8943.6, "text": " Don't stream ban, they will just go to the YouTube comments if we don't want"}, {"start": 8943.6, "end": 8944.6, "text": " them."}, {"start": 8944.6, "end": 8945.6, "text": " Okay, for the sub."}, {"start": 8945.6, "end": 8946.6, "text": " No, they're just gonna make another account."}, {"start": 8946.6, "end": 8947.6, "text": " Cheat for the sub."}, {"start": 8947.6, "end": 8948.6, "text": " I'm sorry, I don't..."}, {"start": 8948.6, "end": 8954.56, "text": " If your messages wholesome sad or anything of the sort if you spam, it's a ban if you spam"}, {"start": 8954.56, "end": 8957.24, "text": " It's a ban. That's just the rule"}, {"start": 8957.44, "end": 8961.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I understand some people have sad messages happy messages"}, {"start": 8961.460000000001, "end": 8966.720000000001, "text": " Happy messages things they want to share with the chat maybe with me, but if you span your band"}, {"start": 8966.720000000001, "end": 8974.6, "text": " I don't care what it is. That's the rule. Okay, if you span, it's a band you accept the chat rules"}, {"start": 8974.6, "end": 8976.6, "text": " There's another one. What the fuck"}, {"start": 8978.6, "end": 8984.92, "text": " I mean, I'm just talking to a wall road taking into three"}, {"start": 8985.56, "end": 8990.26, "text": " Here from the thousand buddies clutch for the sub Mike and Ali for the sub sx. Thank you for some"}, {"start": 8993.12, "end": 8995.12, "text": " Anyways I"}, {"start": 8996.800000000001, "end": 9002.04, "text": " Feel bad because some people type some nice messaging chat or something sad and then I ban them"}, {"start": 9002.04, "end": 9006.720000000001, "text": " I feel like an ass, but they made their account ten minutes ago, and they're just spamming nine paragraphs of the same thing"}, {"start": 9006.72, "end": 9014.439999999999, "text": " And so it's just like I have to ban you because if I don't and I allow that then that becomes the entire chat"}, {"start": 9014.679999999998, "end": 9019.519999999999, "text": " Right, it's like you have to kick those people out because if you let that shit slide"}, {"start": 9019.8, "end": 9027.279999999999, "text": " That is what people deem as the normal and then they just copy copy and paste their message because they wanted to be seen"}, {"start": 9027.279999999999, "end": 9030.22, "text": " You see it in big streamers chats. It's annoying as fuck"}, {"start": 9030.24, "end": 9036.42, "text": " That's why half my streams are sub only and that's why I ban so many fucking people because I'm not dealing with that shit"}, {"start": 9036.42, "end": 9041.34, "text": " I don't care. However big my audience becomes. I'm not dealing with that bullshit ass chat"}, {"start": 9041.460000000001, "end": 9046.82, "text": " Okay, I'm not dealing with people that are just spamming because they need me to see their message"}, {"start": 9047.02, "end": 9049.02, "text": " Get the fuck out"}, {"start": 9051.7, "end": 9057.02, "text": " That's just how it's gonna be and I'm not like for the chat the chatters that I've just recently been"}, {"start": 9057.02, "end": 9059.54, "text": " I'm not like saying. Oh, I don't care about what you have to say"}, {"start": 9059.78, "end": 9064.14, "text": " It's more so. Hey man, you can't just front all your shit and just be like"}, {"start": 9064.14, "end": 9067.14, "text": " I'm just gonna copy and paste this, because my message matters more."}, {"start": 9069.64, "end": 9074.539999999999, "text": " I'm not saying it doesn't, but it's like, you can't just put that in your own mind and then be like,"}, {"start": 9074.539999999999, "end": 9077.14, "text": " oh, if he bans me, I'm the asshole, right?"}, {"start": 9081.439999999999, "end": 9082.539999999999, "text": " You're paying the fee."}, {"start": 9082.54, "end": 9084.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9092.36, "end": 9094.36, "text": " Spam band forever. Yep"}, {"start": 9098.42, "end": 9101.76, "text": " Light spam maybe not my mods will sometimes time people out"}, {"start": 9102.060000000001, "end": 9106.36, "text": " I am way less lenient about that shit if you get Joe Bart"}, {"start": 9106.36, "end": 9109.86, "text": " If Joe Bart sees your spam, you're banned."}, {"start": 9109.86, "end": 9114.36, "text": " If my mods see your spam, you might get a timeout."}, {"start": 9114.36, "end": 9117.86, "text": " Maybe a ban. Depends on the mods. Some people are nicer than others."}, {"start": 9117.86, "end": 9121.86, "text": " I had a family emergency. We lost our goldfish."}, {"start": 9121.86, "end": 9126.86, "text": " Don't really think that's a big deal, buddy. Sorry, it's a fucking goldfish."}, {"start": 9130.86, "end": 9134.86, "text": " Throw it in Subolny. I see people testing it."}, {"start": 9136.36, "end": 9142.36, "text": " I'm sorry. Just real quick."}, {"start": 9146.36, "end": 9154.36, "text": " Can we ban those people that were just spamming? Just to like, test it to see if they wouldn't get banned or not, because they're fucking toddlers and idiots."}, {"start": 9156.36, "end": 9158.36, "text": " Keep hitting sub only for a while."}, {"start": 9158.36, "end": 9167.24, "text": " Here goes the loan for the sub one thing of the thousand of these benefits that's going to graduate next month. That's awesome"}, {"start": 9167.24, "end": 9169.400000000001, "text": " Congratulations black and eat off of the sub alley of the sub"}, {"start": 9170.76, "end": 9175.36, "text": " God damn. All right. I'm done talking about shitty Chad is sometimes let's lock back in"}, {"start": 9176.52, "end": 9179.12, "text": " Jesus it's just so fucking annoying man"}, {"start": 9179.12, "end": 9181.880000000001, "text": " You tell people not to do shit too, and then they just do it anyway"}, {"start": 9181.880000000001, "end": 9184.400000000001, "text": " And it's like I know those are the younger viewers too, bro"}, {"start": 9184.4, "end": 9188.3, "text": " because it's like infantile fucking brain chemistry, bro."}, {"start": 9188.3, "end": 9193.3, "text": " Like, oh my god, like low IQ, what are we fucking doing, bro?"}, {"start": 9193.3, "end": 9194.539999999999, "text": " You're just trying to piss me off."}, {"start": 9194.539999999999, "end": 9195.84, "text": " It's annoying."}, {"start": 9195.84, "end": 9197.08, "text": " And you know you're being annoying."}, {"start": 9197.08, "end": 9199.92, "text": " And they're getting me a map."}, {"start": 9199.92, "end": 9202.199999999999, "text": " And so it's like they're winning in the end, I guess."}, {"start": 9202.199999999999, "end": 9203.24, "text": " But it's like, oh."}, {"start": 9207.199999999999, "end": 9208.039999999999, "text": " It's like Jinx's viewers."}, {"start": 9208.039999999999, "end": 9210.92, "text": " Jinx's chat is so big that it's impossible to not"}, {"start": 9210.92, "end": 9213.039999999999, "text": " have a shitty chat."}, {"start": 9213.04, "end": 9215.04, "text": " genuinely"}, {"start": 9215.76, "end": 9220.080000000002, "text": " If you get that big you have to have yet you would have to sit in Subtle"}, {"start": 9222.2, "end": 9224.2, "text": " Romance movies"}, {"start": 9225.94, "end": 9231.42, "text": " If it gets that big you just have a shitty chat no matter what am I able to buy like a fucking expansion?"}, {"start": 9231.42, "end": 9242.14, "text": " television"}, {"start": 9242.14, "end": 9249.7, "text": " should I buy that"}, {"start": 9249.7, "end": 9261.460000000001, "text": " What do you mean on the wall?"}, {"start": 9261.460000000001, "end": 9267.140000000001, "text": " Yeah I have a TV, but why is it giving me an option to buy another one?"}, {"start": 9267.140000000001, "end": 9270.78, "text": " Oh, in the office?"}, {"start": 9270.78, "end": 9272.78, "text": " Oh, store expansion."}, {"start": 9272.78, "end": 9274.78, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 9274.78, "end": 9280.900000000001, "text": " It's $1,000 for the first expansion."}, {"start": 9280.900000000001, "end": 9288.94, "text": " Geez. Yeah, but we do scale money pretty quickly."}, {"start": 9293.02, "end": 9296.66, "text": " I'm going to have to throw it here."}, {"start": 9305.5, "end": 9309.12, "text": " That works actually works fucking perfectly"}, {"start": 9313.74, "end": 9316.5, "text": " All right, uh, we need to buy"}, {"start": 9318.900000000001, "end": 9323.52, "text": " Are these it's last day, okay, so we'll sell that sign after today"}, {"start": 9324.74, "end": 9326.74, "text": " We're just gonna set this up for the next day"}, {"start": 9326.74, "end": 9332.66, "text": " Just so we have all the romance movies ready the floating magician in love Teddy bears romantic story"}, {"start": 9332.66, "end": 9338.78, "text": " guitar and love our lovely lord the enchanter in autumn can the stuff to a"}, {"start": 9338.78, "end": 9345.08, "text": " feel me pause all I need is my teacher kiss my organ in the sky till doll do us"}, {"start": 9345.08, "end": 9349.86, "text": " part kissing my clown under the moon why are these all have to do like kissing"}, {"start": 9349.86, "end": 9358.78, "text": " God or a clown or a puppet or some other shit what the fuck just kissing"}, {"start": 9358.78, "end": 9368.900000000001, "text": " things. Very random. I will buy just more romance movies, though. Elf Warzone, definitely"}, {"start": 9368.900000000001, "end": 9375.34, "text": " need to buy that as well. That's got to be a steal for sure. What is that TV for? Should"}, {"start": 9375.34, "end": 9381.820000000002, "text": " I buy the TV? I don't know if that'll make me money, but it says it's equipment and"}, {"start": 9381.82, "end": 9388.48, "text": " I have one can I move that now I'm buying one"}, {"start": 9393.08, "end": 9396.58, "text": " what does this do"}, {"start": 9396.58, "end": 9413.12, "text": " It just plays movies."}, {"start": 9413.12, "end": 9422.58, "text": " Does that do anything for me?"}, {"start": 9422.58, "end": 9424.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9434.58, "end": 9436.58, "text": " You can't put tapes in"}, {"start": 9444.1, "end": 9447.62, "text": " There's only two fucking channels, I'm selling this"}, {"start": 9448.42, "end": 9453.460000000001, "text": " We just lost a hundred dollars. We just burned a hundred dollars. We just fucking set a hundred dollars on fire"}, {"start": 9453.460000000001, "end": 9457.7, "text": " That was a waste. That was an absolute waste. Oh my god. I can't believe that"}, {"start": 9458.5, "end": 9460.5, "text": " look up"}, {"start": 9460.58, "end": 9462.58, "text": " The slow he is"}, {"start": 9462.900000000001, "end": 9464.900000000001, "text": " He's a sweet old time"}, {"start": 9466.58, "end": 9468.62, "text": " All right, well, we're gonna save real quick"}, {"start": 9470.42, "end": 9472.42, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9472.62, "end": 9474.62, "text": " Return"}, {"start": 9474.86, "end": 9476.86, "text": " W rewind segment now"}, {"start": 9478.740000000002, "end": 9482.42, "text": " Chats should we practice for Valorant?"}, {"start": 9483.1, "end": 9486.820000000002, "text": " Or should we do one more day on rewind do a poll either way? I got a piss first"}, {"start": 9487.34, "end": 9487.7, "text": " F"}, {"start": 9487.7, "end": 9493.740000000002, "text": " Uh, Gubalaja Sawyer. It's for the sub DH and hive of the sub DB think of the three. Are you drafting? Yes"}, {"start": 9494.7, "end": 9499.740000000002, "text": " Your favorite thing of the sub it's try and come think of the sub that Michael the subject you go and lump the sub"}, {"start": 9499.740000000002, "end": 9501.740000000002, "text": " Are you dropping for content or to win both?"}, {"start": 9501.74, "end": 9507.82, "text": " I'm gonna draft people that I think I could fucking mend well with as well as people that I"}, {"start": 9508.22, "end": 9509.74, "text": " think are good"}, {"start": 9509.74, "end": 9511.74, "text": " One thing even a thousand bitties"}, {"start": 9515.18, "end": 9521.32, "text": " His jinx he practiced bro jinx he's playing chess again, dude. I didn't practice for this tournament at all"}, {"start": 9522.58, "end": 9524.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9525.1, "end": 9527.5, "text": " Don't know the last time I played chess"}, {"start": 9527.5, "end": 9538.18, "text": " I'm not even logged in oh my god"}, {"start": 9538.18, "end": 9544.46, "text": " Oh no he's practicing it is not the"}, {"start": 9544.46, "end": 9549.86, "text": " water guy was this like a war you think"}, {"start": 9549.86, "end": 9553.86, "text": " I could get a ranked game in if we"}, {"start": 9553.86, "end": 9556.300000000001, "text": " We draft in 45 minutes."}, {"start": 9558.74, "end": 9560.220000000001, "text": " If we won quick."}, {"start": 9561.62, "end": 9563.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll do like a death match."}, {"start": 9567.02, "end": 9568.34, "text": " X bit for the sub."}, {"start": 9568.34, "end": 9570.34, "text": " Well, for the sub, that's over the three."}, {"start": 9570.34, "end": 9571.42, "text": " Did he watch the Artemis launch?"}, {"start": 9571.42, "end": 9573.980000000001, "text": " Yes, my cousin engineered the big orange bit"}, {"start": 9573.980000000001, "end": 9574.82, "text": " on the space shuttle."}, {"start": 9574.82, "end": 9575.800000000001, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 9575.800000000001, "end": 9577.300000000001, "text": " Came out of the chore for the sub."}, {"start": 9579.300000000001, "end": 9581.5, "text": " I feel like we could get a ranked game in."}, {"start": 9581.5, "end": 9585.46, "text": " I'm in bronze right now."}, {"start": 9585.46, "end": 9589.38, "text": " I peaked flat, but I played, it's because I haven't played in like five episodes."}, {"start": 9589.38, "end": 9593.18, "text": " Wait, why am I getting spam friend requests?"}, {"start": 9593.18, "end": 9603.42, "text": " I thought I had friend requests off."}, {"start": 9603.42, "end": 9608.94, "text": " We're queuing a ranked game."}, {"start": 9608.94, "end": 9610.9, "text": " Chat we get a ranked game in."}, {"start": 9610.9, "end": 9616.34, "text": " We get a ranked game, right?"}, {"start": 9616.34, "end": 9617.34, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 9617.34, "end": 9623.9, "text": " Dude, how long could a Val game go?"}, {"start": 9623.9, "end": 9625.98, "text": " More than 30 minutes?"}, {"start": 9625.98, "end": 9626.98, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 9626.98, "end": 9629.94, "text": " Juan is extra for the sub, Brad for the sub."}, {"start": 9629.94, "end": 9633.26, "text": " Dream of the sub and Drake for the sub."}, {"start": 9633.26, "end": 9644.300000000001, "text": " 16 OT it's dude it's 457 it's 11 to 12 I'm sweating bullets jinks he's going"}, {"start": 9644.300000000001, "end": 9647.9, "text": " where's Joe I'm like"}, {"start": 9650.86, "end": 9660.26, "text": " where's Joe you got it you gotta believe me you gotta believe me I'm trying I don't"}, {"start": 9660.26, "end": 9664.26, "text": " I don't know if I want to play, I don't know if I want to play Raise on this map."}, {"start": 9665.26, "end": 9669.26, "text": " Who should I play today? I think I'm a raised sky today."}, {"start": 9669.26, "end": 9675.26, "text": " Raised sky. I would play like Raina, I'd play Clove."}, {"start": 9675.26, "end": 9681.26, "text": " I don't really want to play Clove though. I play Breach. I love Breach."}, {"start": 9682.26, "end": 9687.26, "text": " I don't really play him often though. We have Smokes. I don't know what he does."}, {"start": 9687.26, "end": 9694.460000000001, "text": " who is that actually I'll just play I'll just play signal yeah you just play"}, {"start": 9694.460000000001, "end": 9697.42, "text": " sample you fucking child"}, {"start": 9701.1, "end": 9710.66, "text": " hey ho it's not in it I have no idea am I open like oh thank fuck I'm not open"}, {"start": 9710.66, "end": 9715.460000000001, "text": " like how's it going team"}, {"start": 9717.26, "end": 9719.06, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 9719.06, "end": 9720.78, "text": " I said how's it going?"}, {"start": 9720.78, "end": 9723.7, "text": " Oh, it's going pretty well."}, {"start": 9723.7, "end": 9724.74, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 9724.74, "end": 9725.22, "text": " Glad to hear."}, {"start": 9728.26, "end": 9730.98, "text": " You have a very soothing voice."}, {"start": 9730.98, "end": 9732.1, "text": " God, I'm so awkward."}, {"start": 9732.1, "end": 9732.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9732.6, "end": 9734.42, "text": " I just can't hear me."}, {"start": 9734.42, "end": 9736.02, "text": " I'm like, I'm right before it cuts."}, {"start": 9736.02, "end": 9736.52, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9744.52, "end": 9745.98, "text": " Are you doing reaction bits later?"}, {"start": 9745.98, "end": 9746.7, "text": " Hell no."}, {"start": 9746.7, "end": 9749.78, "text": " This Valorant tournament's gonna take like fucking four hours."}, {"start": 9750.62, "end": 9752.34, "text": " I gotta change my DPI."}, {"start": 9754.02, "end": 9755.02, "text": " I think that's good."}, {"start": 9763.58, "end": 9766.02, "text": " When am I gonna practice for chess?"}, {"start": 9766.02, "end": 9767.060000000001, "text": " That's the big thing."}, {"start": 9767.060000000001, "end": 9768.1, "text": " You sound like Joe."}, {"start": 9768.1, "end": 9769.58, "text": " Oh, God, this fucking guy."}, {"start": 9772.02, "end": 9772.86, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 9772.86, "end": 9774.460000000001, "text": " It's literally like every game, bro."}, {"start": 9774.460000000001, "end": 9775.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get out of this fucking elo."}, {"start": 9775.98, "end": 9778.439999999999, "text": " I'm gonna get in like, I'm gonna get in like on Keyloh."}, {"start": 9780.3, "end": 9782.38, "text": " Whenever I play a game where I'm low elo,"}, {"start": 9782.38, "end": 9783.699999999999, "text": " everybody knows who I am."}, {"start": 9783.699999999999, "end": 9786.3, "text": " That just shows my chat sucks if I do anything else."}, {"start": 9788.859999999999, "end": 9790.939999999999, "text": " You guys, when you guys say I'm ass,"}, {"start": 9790.939999999999, "end": 9793.06, "text": " you guys are as ass as me."}, {"start": 9793.06, "end": 9796.26, "text": " Because every fucking, every, every low elo lobby I'm in,"}, {"start": 9796.26, "end": 9797.74, "text": " somebody goes, are you Joe?"}, {"start": 9799.22, "end": 9800.22, "text": " I think I know you."}, {"start": 9800.22, "end": 9807.22, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 9807.22, "end": 9814.22, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 9814.22, "end": 9820.22, "text": " Ah ha ha."}, {"start": 9820.22, "end": 9822.22, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9822.22, "end": 9828.22, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 9828.22, "end": 9837.26, "text": " out of charge is one enemy remaining I don't want to peek that I don't need to"}, {"start": 9837.26, "end": 9844.3, "text": " play defensively Joe I'm gonna wide peek I'm gonna wide swing"}, {"start": 9844.300000000001, "end": 9851.300000000001, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 9851.300000000001, "end": 9860.380000000001, "text": " I barely got him, he got him, that was such a cooler ghost."}, {"start": 9860.380000000001, "end": 9864.78, "text": " Alright so now this is a bye round so I'm going to be an absolute shut and go specter"}, {"start": 9864.78, "end": 9871.26, "text": " full shield and I'm rushing A. We also have your 9 and 22 with Kingsman, yeah I was also"}, {"start": 9871.26, "end": 9875.58, "text": " high out of my mind there and now I'm fully locked chat you don't understand"}, {"start": 9875.58, "end": 9880.98, "text": " gorilla thinking of five gifted WB you and an ox for the subred to the sub"}, {"start": 9880.98, "end": 9884.66, "text": " somebody banned marshmallow"}, {"start": 9886.1, "end": 9890.06, "text": " well let me get a head tap with this real quick"}, {"start": 9891.06, "end": 9899.02, "text": " spike down beam light assist slight work"}, {"start": 9901.26, "end": 9911.26, "text": " Swinging. Swinging."}, {"start": 9911.26, "end": 9920.26, "text": " Even trade. Even trade. Even trade. It was R by. I found that one by. Oh my god."}, {"start": 9920.26, "end": 9927.26, "text": " God wolf spiders is so ass bro. Oh my god. Bro wolf spiders so ass."}, {"start": 9927.26, "end": 9930.44, "text": " Sorry, that's not a nice strat. That's fucking terrible"}, {"start": 9933.300000000001, "end": 9938.72, "text": " So I just are being like really sad and savvy didn't hang on to that guess never gonna get out of this rank"}, {"start": 9939.92, "end": 9941.92, "text": " My friends make funny green bronze"}, {"start": 9943.66, "end": 9945.66, "text": " Such a loser"}, {"start": 9947.98, "end": 9949.98, "text": " Kind of implying that they're also losers"}, {"start": 9949.98, "end": 9954.98, "text": " Oh no I'm not going to do it yet, Chad, it's 1-1."}, {"start": 9954.98, "end": 9959.98, "text": " I'm going to P-Fest and if I get head tapped I'll do it."}, {"start": 9959.98, "end": 9962.98, "text": " Marry for sub."}, {"start": 9962.98, "end": 9967.98, "text": " Otherwise I'm going to get fully ego'd, watch."}, {"start": 9967.98, "end": 9973.98, "text": " Keep going, keep going."}, {"start": 9973.98, "end": 9977.98, "text": " I'm going to keep-"}, {"start": 9978.74, "end": 9980.74, "text": " Need for"}, {"start": 9983.3, "end": 9989.619999999999, "text": " Offer time robot out swing don't know what that is what is that shit?"}, {"start": 9995.66, "end": 9997.66, "text": " Spike down beat"}, {"start": 10001.82, "end": 10003.82, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 10007.98, "end": 10010.48, "text": " I knew he was gonna be there, too."}, {"start": 10010.48, "end": 10013.48, "text": " All right, fine."}, {"start": 10013.48, "end": 10016.48, "text": " I'm so bad."}, {"start": 10016.48, "end": 10019.48, "text": " Great, the plan is never mind, just keep going."}, {"start": 10019.48, "end": 10020.48, "text": " We're gonna start doing it."}, {"start": 10020.48, "end": 10021.48, "text": " We're gonna start doing it."}, {"start": 10021.48, "end": 10023.48, "text": " You gotta do slight remarks."}, {"start": 10023.48, "end": 10025.98, "text": " I'll start weeping in five rounds if we keep losing."}, {"start": 10025.98, "end": 10026.48, "text": " Let's just go A."}, {"start": 10026.48, "end": 10026.98, "text": " Let's go A."}, {"start": 10026.98, "end": 10028.98, "text": " Let's go A."}, {"start": 10028.98, "end": 10032.48, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 10032.48, "end": 10033.48, "text": " I believe you."}, {"start": 10033.48, "end": 10037.48, "text": " I believe you."}, {"start": 10037.48, "end": 10039.02, "text": " True it, thank you for the thousand five-inch buddies,"}, {"start": 10039.02, "end": 10040.699999999999, "text": " watch me play value eight eggs with your hands."}, {"start": 10040.699999999999, "end": 10042.22, "text": " Yeah, that was a bad day."}, {"start": 10042.22, "end": 10043.58, "text": " Zombie, thank you for the three-inch buddies."}, {"start": 10043.58, "end": 10044.42, "text": " You're here for the short night,"}, {"start": 10044.42, "end": 10045.26, "text": " now you're gonna do great."}, {"start": 10045.26, "end": 10046.939999999999, "text": " Thank you, I appreciate that."}, {"start": 10046.939999999999, "end": 10049.939999999999, "text": " I don't even know what the fuck I just bought."}, {"start": 10049.939999999999, "end": 10050.779999999999, "text": " Are you playing in tourney?"}, {"start": 10050.779999999999, "end": 10052.02, "text": " Yeah, in like 30 minutes."}, {"start": 10055.34, "end": 10056.18, "text": " Bad news."}, {"start": 10057.619999999999, "end": 10058.779999999999, "text": " It's might be hard right here."}, {"start": 10058.779999999999, "end": 10060.18, "text": " Get over, you're dead."}, {"start": 10065.18, "end": 10066.779999999999, "text": " I'm going around the shower."}, {"start": 10067.48, "end": 10070.32, "text": " And these guys a smoke and stuff we got it"}, {"start": 10082.16, "end": 10084.16, "text": " I'm one"}, {"start": 10097.48, "end": 10099.039999999999, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 10109.84, "end": 10110.64, "text": " He's still there."}, {"start": 10111.68, "end": 10112.48, "text": " I'm going for it."}, {"start": 10116.359999999999, "end": 10117.52, "text": " 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 10117.68, "end": 10118.76, "text": " Got a little life on the edge."}, {"start": 10122.16, "end": 10123.119999999999, "text": " Wait for their rotate."}, {"start": 10123.68, "end": 10124.72, "text": " They're gonna rotate chat."}, {"start": 10125.32, "end": 10125.84, "text": " Trust."}, {"start": 10127.48, "end": 10129.48, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 10137.48, "end": 10138.48, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 10145.48, "end": 10147.48, "text": " Grilla and Apollo think of this stuff."}, {"start": 10148.48, "end": 10152.48, "text": " Chat, this is bad. I needed to fucking 13-0 them for us to finish this before the draft."}, {"start": 10153.48, "end": 10154.48, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 10155.48, "end": 10156.48, "text": " I'm selling."}, {"start": 10157.48, "end": 10163.38, "text": " Oh my god, Hyped the Nightmare is fucking one and three"}, {"start": 10165.52, "end": 10171.539999999999, "text": " Geez geez the chat is the bandit a good weapon"}, {"start": 10174.619999999999, "end": 10176.619999999999, "text": " Quick thanks back"}, {"start": 10178.76, "end": 10182.039999999999, "text": " Ned why is it six hundred hours? J taking the stock"}, {"start": 10182.04, "end": 10192.04, "text": " I need you to throw a nade at the entrance to get all the trips."}, {"start": 10192.04, "end": 10195.04, "text": " Sir, yes sir."}, {"start": 10195.04, "end": 10197.04, "text": " Spikers don't."}, {"start": 10197.04, "end": 10199.04, "text": " Throw it now, throw it now, throw it now."}, {"start": 10199.04, "end": 10201.04, "text": " Ready!"}, {"start": 10201.04, "end": 10205.04, "text": " Enemy spotted speed."}, {"start": 10205.04, "end": 10208.04, "text": " Yo, what did he want me to throw that at?"}, {"start": 10208.04, "end": 10211.04, "text": " I literally have no idea."}, {"start": 10211.480000000001, "end": 10213.980000000001, "text": " Like what was he what was he trying to tell me to throw that out?"}, {"start": 10232.5, "end": 10234.5, "text": " Last player standing"}, {"start": 10235.1, "end": 10241.18, "text": " Dude what the fuck man? Oh my god, and I get so used to see a scene where you fucking drag where you drag"}, {"start": 10241.18, "end": 10246.58, "text": " I just have to tap I just have to tap a fire. I just have to tap fire chat. That's what this game is"}, {"start": 10246.58, "end": 10248.58, "text": " They all this game is is"}, {"start": 10250.62, "end": 10255.02, "text": " I'm doing I'm doing the fucking and that doesn't work you can't do that"}, {"start": 10257.66, "end": 10259.66, "text": " I gotta go I gotta tap straight"}, {"start": 10259.66, "end": 10266.66, "text": " or even but there's no counter-straping in this game"}, {"start": 10266.66, "end": 10273.34, "text": " you just full stop you can you just aren't very good at it"}, {"start": 10273.34, "end": 10277.98, "text": " okay Brady okay Brady"}, {"start": 10277.98, "end": 10281.3, "text": " okay Brady"}, {"start": 10281.3, "end": 10284.9, "text": " alright this guy knows everything about the game"}, {"start": 10284.9, "end": 10296.9, "text": " Just in case of a flank, we push forward, what is that, what is that, what is that, what is that?"}, {"start": 10296.9, "end": 10304.9, "text": " You have to stop and learn something to all of us are, it would likely be useful."}, {"start": 10304.9, "end": 10309.9, "text": " Oh rain it, rain a shower, rain a shower."}, {"start": 10309.9, "end": 10317.94, "text": " Oh, I'm ready for this great job team"}, {"start": 10319.859999999999, "end": 10323.46, "text": " Wonderful work God, maybe we'll be able to get out of wrong"}, {"start": 10325.46, "end": 10330.14, "text": " Also, whenever ready those I got my dreams somebody just shoot my dreams it's silver elo"}, {"start": 10331.539999999999, "end": 10337.18, "text": " Oh my god, I'm making you do have a silver call tag by my right"}, {"start": 10337.98, "end": 10339.58, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 10339.58, "end": 10345.58, "text": " That'd be crazy good."}, {"start": 10345.58, "end": 10346.58, "text": " If only."}, {"start": 10346.58, "end": 10349.58, "text": " Pull ahead and it's over one."}, {"start": 10349.58, "end": 10350.58, "text": " My god."}, {"start": 10350.58, "end": 10352.58, "text": " That'd be like a legacy."}, {"start": 10352.58, "end": 10357.58, "text": " One of them instant moved up."}, {"start": 10357.58, "end": 10358.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10358.58, "end": 10359.58, "text": " Get that."}, {"start": 10359.58, "end": 10365.58, "text": " Literally knew he was going to do that too."}, {"start": 10365.58, "end": 10366.58, "text": " My god."}, {"start": 10366.58, "end": 10367.58, "text": " My god."}, {"start": 10367.58, "end": 10375.58, "text": " I need my team moving out, moving out, moving out."}, {"start": 10375.58, "end": 10378.58, "text": " Pork, pork."}, {"start": 10378.58, "end": 10380.58, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 10397.58, "end": 10399.58, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 10399.58, "end": 10401.58, "text": " Grenade!"}, {"start": 10405.58, "end": 10407.58, "text": " Bring them down."}, {"start": 10421.58, "end": 10423.58, "text": " Joker, thank you for the five gift hits."}, {"start": 10423.58, "end": 10425.58, "text": " Rose for the sub."}, {"start": 10425.58, "end": 10430.38, "text": " Oh my god dude this guy's here just stroked for the vibes dude almost pop crack"}, {"start": 10430.38, "end": 10432.58, "text": " I'll carry myself out of this ranked earth rival"}, {"start": 10432.58, "end": 10434.58, "text": " Eughhh chat do you see the charm?"}, {"start": 10434.58, "end": 10436.58, "text": " Do you see the charm? Episode 6"}, {"start": 10437.58, "end": 10440.58, "text": " Episode 6, Platinum"}, {"start": 10440.58, "end": 10441.58, "text": " Platinum"}, {"start": 10442.58, "end": 10444.58, "text": " That's a Bob Gold"}, {"start": 10444.58, "end": 10446.58, "text": " Yo Sheriff"}, {"start": 10446.58, "end": 10448.58, "text": " I'm not going Sheriff I have fucking money"}, {"start": 10450.58, "end": 10454.58, "text": " Y'all carried? I did not get carried to plat I solo queued on stream"}, {"start": 10454.58, "end": 10457.58, "text": " Keep the VODs. Keep the VODs, Decad."}, {"start": 10457.58, "end": 10460.58, "text": " I'm slinging."}, {"start": 10467.58, "end": 10469.58, "text": " Little alt point."}, {"start": 10484.58, "end": 10486.58, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10494.02, "end": 10497.48, "text": " No elbow elbow I know exactly"}, {"start": 10503.58, "end": 10505.58, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 10505.58, "end": 10516.7, "text": " Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself. Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself literally"}, {"start": 10516.7, "end": 10518.2, "text": " Yo, hello?"}, {"start": 10518.2, "end": 10531.2, "text": " It's a pick-up on the first, uh, the first call."}, {"start": 10531.2, "end": 10555.92, "text": " I'm totally ready I'm totally locked I am in the discord server yes yep see in"}, {"start": 10555.92, "end": 10567.56, "text": " 20 minutes. Okay, we need to win this game. It's three to five. I got to come plant to my team."}, {"start": 10567.56, "end": 10569.56, "text": " I'm out of here!"}, {"start": 10569.56, "end": 10571.56, "text": " I'm still walking on."}, {"start": 10571.56, "end": 10573.56, "text": " I'm still walking on."}, {"start": 10573.56, "end": 10575.56, "text": " Totally walking on."}, {"start": 10577.56, "end": 10579.56, "text": " Planning."}, {"start": 10585.56, "end": 10587.56, "text": " Mom, buddy, that shit, I wrap around."}, {"start": 10587.56, "end": 10589.56, "text": " You don't know what that just did."}, {"start": 10589.56, "end": 10591.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10595.039999999999, "end": 10597.519999999999, "text": " Like what the fuck is the end of the fuck is"}, {"start": 10600.82, "end": 10605.22, "text": " How you can't get shoulders no control in the recoil it's tap tap tap tap tap"}, {"start": 10605.22, "end": 10607.22, "text": " I'm gonna tell myself that the fucking at every time"}, {"start": 10613.199999999999, "end": 10615.199999999999, "text": " I'm gonna task"}, {"start": 10619.56, "end": 10624.08, "text": " Four monks of a sub GD and rose from the sub tap tap like this"}, {"start": 10626.439999999999, "end": 10628.439999999999, "text": " I'm used to see ass I always drag"}, {"start": 10630.48, "end": 10634.24, "text": " Tap double fire double fire every time"}, {"start": 10638.92, "end": 10642.0, "text": " I'm ready. I'm not playing phantom you nerd"}, {"start": 10679.56, "end": 10697.0, "text": " Scypher is the biggest loser chud character in the entire game bro."}, {"start": 10697.0, "end": 10703.04, "text": " Wires really that's right minus I can in rainbow brother. Nice"}, {"start": 10704.8, "end": 10706.8, "text": " Raina unknown oh"}, {"start": 10708.08, "end": 10713.6, "text": " She's garden worst whatever. Hey, I'll do you one better right now buddy. I'm in bronze right right now"}, {"start": 10714.48, "end": 10716.48, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 10719.36, "end": 10721.64, "text": " And they get the plan off my team so good"}, {"start": 10727.0, "end": 10732.96, "text": " safe for my team don't you play captain yes because I'm ass at rainbow"}, {"start": 10733.72, "end": 10743.88, "text": " wolf spiders ready to get that made from I love wolf spiders well that's the"}, {"start": 10743.88, "end": 10752.92, "text": " full story through and through there we go very interesting"}, {"start": 10752.92, "end": 10760.92, "text": " This one begins. Tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire."}, {"start": 10760.92, "end": 10762.92, "text": " They seem slumbering."}, {"start": 10763.92, "end": 10765.92, "text": " That's a spike down."}, {"start": 10769.92, "end": 10770.92, "text": " This is slumbering."}, {"start": 10770.92, "end": 10772.92, "text": " It's over. You're dead."}, {"start": 10772.92, "end": 10773.92, "text": " Slumbering out."}, {"start": 10773.92, "end": 10775.92, "text": " Oh, look at it."}, {"start": 10775.92, "end": 10777.92, "text": " Look at it. Ready? Watch this."}, {"start": 10782.92, "end": 10791.24, "text": " This game is actually fucking ass. I have an RPG the size of my fucking"}, {"start": 10791.24, "end": 10796.42, "text": " Alright, turn on the CT still. I'm holding that shit. I'm holding that shit like this."}, {"start": 10796.42, "end": 10802.12, "text": " I fucking shoot it within five feet of your body to draw a line."}, {"start": 10802.12, "end": 10807.32, "text": " You'll be blown into smithereens. Red Miss. Red Miss."}, {"start": 10807.32, "end": 10812.52, "text": " And you don't want to not look forward to playing. Who's the fuck that has that one ability that just got a full shoot?"}, {"start": 10812.52, "end": 10814.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10828.800000000001, "end": 10830.800000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, dude"}, {"start": 10836.560000000001, "end": 10841.12, "text": " Why am I carrying the spike thank you I'm an entry duelist"}, {"start": 10841.12, "end": 10843.12, "text": " I will die with the bomb"}, {"start": 10846.08, "end": 10850.960000000001, "text": " I'm going it outlaw they never peeked this though, but this time they will watch"}, {"start": 10857.800000000001, "end": 10859.800000000001, "text": " Yes, I forgot this robot somewhere"}, {"start": 10871.12, "end": 10873.12, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 10888.160000000002, "end": 10891.0, "text": " Got you on time buddy your month"}, {"start": 10894.480000000001, "end": 10896.480000000001, "text": " One enemy remain"}, {"start": 10901.12, "end": 10903.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10903.12, "end": 10905.12, "text": " Swing it"}, {"start": 10905.44, "end": 10907.44, "text": " Nice round"}, {"start": 10909.2, "end": 10913.92, "text": " Success, I may we may have predicted that this was gonna happen now"}, {"start": 10918.52, "end": 10920.52, "text": " We may have predicted this I"}, {"start": 10921.320000000002, "end": 10925.380000000001, "text": " Said we really can't go OT here. This would be really bad"}, {"start": 10927.28, "end": 10930.36, "text": " Should I when should I break it to the team when it's like 8-8?"}, {"start": 10931.12, "end": 10939.68, "text": " I'd go, hey guys. Bad news. So, I may have to leave in like 10 minutes or something, so."}, {"start": 10944.68, "end": 10946.68, "text": " We should have played Deathmatch."}, {"start": 10948.12, "end": 10951.480000000001, "text": " What, it's 12-12? You know, see, I go, so."}, {"start": 10953.52, "end": 10956.08, "text": " About playing this whole round-out and everything."}, {"start": 10961.12, "end": 10963.12, "text": " There."}, {"start": 10963.12, "end": 10965.12, "text": " Shadows."}, {"start": 10965.12, "end": 10967.12, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 10967.12, "end": 10969.12, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 10969.12, "end": 10971.12, "text": " Cut!"}, {"start": 10971.12, "end": 10973.12, "text": " I'm behind the box!"}, {"start": 10973.12, "end": 10975.12, "text": " I'm behind the box!"}, {"start": 10975.12, "end": 10977.12, "text": " I got needy in the drop though."}, {"start": 10977.12, "end": 10979.12, "text": " I'm dead. Count it."}, {"start": 10979.12, "end": 10981.12, "text": " Bam!"}, {"start": 10981.12, "end": 10983.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10983.12, "end": 10985.12, "text": " Crack."}, {"start": 10987.12, "end": 10989.12, "text": " Enemy remaining, Crack."}, {"start": 10989.12, "end": 10997.36, "text": " bike down a player standing die"}, {"start": 11000.36, "end": 11009.800000000001, "text": " okay I only have like 78 carnage left probably doesn't know die"}, {"start": 11009.800000000001, "end": 11015.08, "text": " yo cloak thank you for the fucking raid well where are you streaming that'd"}, {"start": 11015.08, "end": 11016.08, "text": " What do you quote?"}, {"start": 11016.08, "end": 11017.08, "text": " Ah, shout out quote."}, {"start": 11017.08, "end": 11020.08, "text": " What's up, Ralph?"}, {"start": 11020.08, "end": 11023.0, "text": " I'm definitely gonna marshal here."}, {"start": 11023.0, "end": 11024.72, "text": " Like a loser."}, {"start": 11024.72, "end": 11030.28, "text": " Like a loser, I marshal this corner."}, {"start": 11030.28, "end": 11031.28, "text": " Saved from the fun number?"}, {"start": 11031.28, "end": 11033.88, "text": " Well, it's the fun number for their team right now."}, {"start": 11033.88, "end": 11034.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11034.88, "end": 11035.88, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11035.880000000001, "end": 11047.960000000001, "text": " Why are we why are we rotating B bro they smoked a"}, {"start": 11065.880000000001, "end": 11081.960000000001, "text": " I think I'm getting the A. Yeah, I'd say so."}, {"start": 11081.960000000001, "end": 11083.960000000001, "text": " I'm running!"}, {"start": 11083.960000000001, "end": 11091.960000000001, "text": " Don't worry team, I'm on my way!"}, {"start": 11091.960000000001, "end": 11104.68, "text": " I'm running don't worry team on my way"}, {"start": 11104.68, "end": 11106.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11114.4, "end": 11116.4, "text": " Who could"}, {"start": 11119.28, "end": 11121.28, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11123.48, "end": 11127.28, "text": " Fire fire fire I got lucky there and it"}, {"start": 11127.28, "end": 11135.12, "text": " And we save the Marshall Jack we save the Marshall and we peak B long"}, {"start": 11136.92, "end": 11142.84, "text": " This is the strategy of a century. I hit him in the toe nude masters stood no chance to my toe shot"}, {"start": 11144.6, "end": 11146.6, "text": " Hang up the sniper"}, {"start": 11148.2, "end": 11152.24, "text": " Worse problems by the way for you for giving Glock and off of the side"}, {"start": 11157.28, "end": 11175.04, "text": " I could go here real rescue they know I'm here"}, {"start": 11187.28, "end": 11188.28, "text": " 8-7."}, {"start": 11188.28, "end": 11189.28, "text": " 15 minutes."}, {"start": 11189.28, "end": 11190.28, "text": " 15 minutes."}, {"start": 11190.28, "end": 11191.28, "text": " I feel the strain."}, {"start": 11191.28, "end": 11192.28, "text": " Lock it up."}, {"start": 11192.28, "end": 11193.28, "text": " Yo, let's cut the bi-phase down, eh?"}, {"start": 11193.28, "end": 11194.28, "text": " Let's cut the bi-phase down."}, {"start": 11194.28, "end": 11195.28, "text": " Maybe speed this up a little bit."}, {"start": 11195.28, "end": 11196.28, "text": " Yo, let's go."}, {"start": 11196.28, "end": 11197.28, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11197.28, "end": 11198.28, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11198.28, "end": 11201.28, "text": " Yeah, let's cut the by-phase down it"}, {"start": 11211.28, "end": 11213.28, "text": " Maybe speed this up a little bit"}, {"start": 11216.720000000001, "end": 11219.980000000001, "text": " Yo, I haven't even talked to you guys about who I think we should draft"}, {"start": 11221.400000000001, "end": 11223.400000000001, "text": " So oh"}, {"start": 11223.44, "end": 11226.54, "text": " We might be kind of on the fly just picking a team"}, {"start": 11288.28, "end": 11308.560000000001, "text": " two in you all"}, {"start": 11308.560000000001, "end": 11316.08, "text": " was that not on their head we get an instant replay of that shot was that not on their"}, {"start": 11316.08, "end": 11320.4, "text": " head dude that wasn't even a two tap chat I literally two taps and then just"}, {"start": 11320.4, "end": 11328.4, "text": " got head tapped I surrounded by me 88 we won't lose 10 10 I'll let him know 10"}, {"start": 11328.4, "end": 11338.0, "text": " 10 I'll go so I have to go I have to leave"}, {"start": 11338.0, "end": 11344.88, "text": " and not be able to stay around for this round maybe lose I'll just cue an FF"}, {"start": 11344.880000000001, "end": 11351.880000000001, "text": " Jyx is in a game too? Oh, awesome."}, {"start": 11351.880000000001, "end": 11362.44, "text": " Bro. They instantly die and I have a fucking outlaw."}, {"start": 11362.44, "end": 11369.480000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get ac-"}, {"start": 11369.48, "end": 11371.48, "text": " I'm gonna get FUCKED when I peek this."}, {"start": 11376.48, "end": 11378.48, "text": " My team's got a bobbin bag. Nevermind."}, {"start": 11396.48, "end": 11398.48, "text": " I'm not gonna do that during the tourney chat, trust."}, {"start": 11399.84, "end": 11405.88, "text": " No, actually, I'm so serious not actually so serious chat. I would not do that. No during the tournament. I'm not doing that. I"}, {"start": 11407.08, "end": 11408.6, "text": " Wouldn't peak that"}, {"start": 11408.6, "end": 11413.779999999999, "text": " I'm so serious. I would not be that bro watch. Okay. I'm gonna play like this. This is a turning round"}, {"start": 11414.279999999999, "end": 11418.0, "text": " Imagine this is my five stack versus their five stack. This is what I'm doing"}, {"start": 11418.0, "end": 11425.0, "text": " I don't know what's up."}, {"start": 11425.0, "end": 11428.0, "text": " Placing swarm grenades."}, {"start": 11428.0, "end": 11430.0, "text": " Placing swarm grenades."}, {"start": 11430.0, "end": 11433.0, "text": " Coming up on."}, {"start": 11433.0, "end": 11436.0, "text": " You got them, buddy!"}, {"start": 11436.0, "end": 11438.0, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 11438.0, "end": 11440.0, "text": " Rename!"}, {"start": 11440.0, "end": 11459.52, "text": " That's a lot of me just off that a lot of me just off that"}, {"start": 11459.52, "end": 11471.640000000001, "text": " That was a bronze all five ever seen one"}, {"start": 11471.640000000001, "end": 11477.08, "text": " hundred Phoenix hundred Phoenix"}, {"start": 11477.08, "end": 11492.08, "text": " I think they're still one in hookah. Yeah, well your killjoy you could hold it."}, {"start": 11492.08, "end": 11499.8, "text": " Watch his limp body get thrown right now. Planting on."}, {"start": 11499.800000000001, "end": 11501.800000000001, "text": " Planted"}, {"start": 11514.920000000002, "end": 11516.920000000002, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 11520.240000000002, "end": 11523.400000000001, "text": " Oh short short you all you all"}, {"start": 11529.800000000001, "end": 11531.800000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11531.800000000001, "end": 11536.800000000001, "text": " I diffuse things in my sleep."}, {"start": 11536.800000000001, "end": 11541.800000000001, "text": " Thrift piece."}, {"start": 11541.800000000001, "end": 11545.800000000001, "text": " All I need is spare parts."}, {"start": 11545.800000000001, "end": 11549.800000000001, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, that, that's like we're in bronze."}, {"start": 11549.800000000001, "end": 11552.800000000001, "text": " They see I don't eat that and they're like, I'm just going to hold this angle."}, {"start": 11552.800000000001, "end": 11554.800000000001, "text": " They're definitely going to swig me."}, {"start": 11554.800000000001, "end": 11556.800000000001, "text": " They're going to swig me for sure."}, {"start": 11556.800000000001, "end": 11559.080000000002, "text": " I need you source who's going"}, {"start": 11563.480000000001, "end": 11565.480000000001, "text": " Shot a right in the temple"}, {"start": 11568.720000000001, "end": 11570.720000000001, "text": " It's nine nine this is bad"}, {"start": 11571.840000000002, "end": 11577.720000000001, "text": " This is not ideal be ten minutes, but I think somebody else will be late chat is Jinxie mid game"}, {"start": 11579.28, "end": 11581.480000000001, "text": " All right, let's speed this round up. I'm peeking showers"}, {"start": 11586.800000000001, "end": 11600.840000000002, "text": " Oh, he's in swift play."}, {"start": 11600.840000000002, "end": 11603.160000000002, "text": " Foucault, one set of steps."}, {"start": 11603.160000000002, "end": 11604.160000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11604.160000000002, "end": 11613.160000000002, "text": " Alright, we'll just win these next four rounds."}, {"start": 11643.16, "end": 11645.16, "text": " Bad"}, {"start": 11646.039999999999, "end": 11652.32, "text": " How is Asian bad girl 23 and 11 right now bro, but she tried to fake the plan"}, {"start": 11653.32, "end": 11658.24, "text": " TP, but wait, I think they're planning. Wow. I think they're just planning"}, {"start": 11659.6, "end": 11661.96, "text": " You hear that loud ass noise TP"}, {"start": 11664.44, "end": 11666.44, "text": " I'll go be don't worry"}, {"start": 11668.2, "end": 11670.64, "text": " We just gotta win the next three rounds know something"}, {"start": 11673.16, "end": 11680.16, "text": " They're all A."}, {"start": 11680.16, "end": 11693.16, "text": " KJ they're going A. KJ hold A until they actively plant."}, {"start": 11723.16, "end": 11725.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11727.48, "end": 11733.9, "text": " One enemy remaining don't interrupt my work where is brown"}, {"start": 11735.8, "end": 11737.8, "text": " Where's the guy on the other team?"}, {"start": 11746.88, "end": 11748.88, "text": " Let me buy somebody"}, {"start": 11748.880000000001, "end": 11755.880000000001, "text": " Beyond Reclass?"}, {"start": 11755.880000000001, "end": 11759.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, well, I'll be Max Kratz."}, {"start": 11759.880000000001, "end": 11763.880000000001, "text": " Let me buy it."}, {"start": 11763.880000000001, "end": 11766.880000000001, "text": " Okay, or not, and we don't understand how Eco works in this game."}, {"start": 11766.880000000001, "end": 11768.880000000001, "text": " Raise you sound familiar?"}, {"start": 11768.880000000001, "end": 11771.880000000001, "text": " I'm a quadruple cop."}, {"start": 11771.880000000001, "end": 11773.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11781.160000000002, "end": 11788.54, "text": " Doesn't that's actually wild that's actually wild that's actually wild how bad this fucking all is"}, {"start": 11788.54, "end": 11794.800000000001, "text": " I mean like you're giving me you're going. Oh, hey, it's just a rocket launcher. I don't think I've had I think I've hit one all"}, {"start": 11795.2, "end": 11797.2, "text": " 144"}, {"start": 11797.2, "end": 11804.5, "text": " So what I blew off his leg, but he lived I fucking blew his leg clean off, but he's like"}, {"start": 11807.400000000001, "end": 11809.400000000001, "text": " And he's still lying"}, {"start": 11809.720000000001, "end": 11815.44, "text": " They got him on life support. They brought him back. Don't worry sage fucking sage. I"}, {"start": 11816.92, "end": 11818.92, "text": " Shield bubble on him"}, {"start": 11821.2, "end": 11823.2, "text": " How they're going out"}, {"start": 11853.2, "end": 11858.2, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 11858.2, "end": 11861.720000000001, "text": " God, you're such a dork."}, {"start": 11861.720000000001, "end": 11864.28, "text": " You could've ran, Wolf Spiders!"}, {"start": 11864.28, "end": 11866.08, "text": " You could've ran!"}, {"start": 11866.08, "end": 11867.08, "text": " You could've ran!"}, {"start": 11867.08, "end": 11868.08, "text": " They had a plan!"}, {"start": 11868.08, "end": 11870.08, "text": " Oh my God, it's 11-10."}, {"start": 11870.08, "end": 11871.08, "text": " This is doom."}, {"start": 11871.08, "end": 11875.08, "text": " This is doom and gloom right now."}, {"start": 11875.08, "end": 11876.08, "text": " This is so bad."}, {"start": 11876.08, "end": 11877.08, "text": " I'm hopping."}, {"start": 11877.08, "end": 11878.08, "text": " I'm hopping."}, {"start": 11878.08, "end": 11887.16, "text": " If it's 11-11, I'm gonna fucking throw up."}, {"start": 11887.16, "end": 11890.2, "text": " Bro, make it 12-10, we just win, dude, please."}, {"start": 11890.2, "end": 11891.2, "text": " We pull by."}, {"start": 11891.2, "end": 11893.6, "text": " We need to double off right now."}, {"start": 11893.6, "end": 11895.6, "text": " This might be bad play."}, {"start": 11895.6, "end": 11898.28, "text": " I'm not gonna buy off."}, {"start": 11898.28, "end": 11904.44, "text": " I heard one sand."}, {"start": 11904.44, "end": 11913.62, "text": " I know exactly where you are well no point in fucking slow-walking"}, {"start": 11913.62, "end": 11920.62, "text": " I don't know what to do with him."}, {"start": 11920.62, "end": 11925.62, "text": " Spike down A."}, {"start": 11925.62, "end": 11934.62, "text": " Last player standing."}, {"start": 11934.62, "end": 11936.62, "text": " Grenade!"}, {"start": 11936.62, "end": 11938.62, "text": " Sackle out."}, {"start": 11938.62, "end": 11942.62, "text": " Spike planted."}, {"start": 11943.5, "end": 11948.1, "text": " Fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash"}, {"start": 11948.380000000001, "end": 11952.1, "text": " Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111?"}, {"start": 11957.460000000001, "end": 11959.460000000001, "text": " So if it goes 1212 I'm gonna freak out"}, {"start": 11961.1, "end": 11966.060000000001, "text": " There's got to be going full OCE dude. I'd rather lose at this point if we lose this net"}, {"start": 11972.62, "end": 11976.62, "text": " I'm out of here fucking corn ball character dude"}, {"start": 11984.78, "end": 11986.7, "text": " They're not a or they're not be"}, {"start": 11991.1, "end": 11997.220000000001, "text": " Let's run out of a okay, maybe they're gonna be now because it's up and killed on the link. I'm gonna hop a ray I"}, {"start": 11998.42, "end": 12000.42, "text": " Feel like they're gonna go"}, {"start": 12000.42, "end": 12004.02, "text": " Okay, no, they're gonna be well"}, {"start": 12026.18, "end": 12028.18, "text": " One is too good"}, {"start": 12060.42, "end": 12063.42, "text": " There we go. There we go. One more round. Both we lose this round."}, {"start": 12063.42, "end": 12064.42, "text": " We lose this round."}, {"start": 12064.42, "end": 12067.42, "text": " If we lose this round, we literally said it was going to go 12-12."}, {"start": 12067.42, "end": 12069.42, "text": " It's going to be a fucking triple O.T. dude."}, {"start": 12069.42, "end": 12071.42, "text": " Two brain dead teams fighting each other."}, {"start": 12071.42, "end": 12075.42, "text": " We got Neon that's 9 and 22, brother. Holy."}, {"start": 12077.42, "end": 12080.42, "text": " Wait, I'm going to drop this here and I'll buy an op for myself."}, {"start": 12081.42, "end": 12083.42, "text": " And I'm going to peek."}, {"start": 12084.42, "end": 12086.42, "text": " Uh, no, not that young."}, {"start": 12090.42, "end": 12097.1, "text": " Okay, okay, didn't need it request and I just sold my off for no fucking reason. Well"}, {"start": 12099.3, "end": 12101.3, "text": " What's just"}, {"start": 12104.1, "end": 12112.28, "text": " Brain dead team by me by me by me by me. I sell my off. Hello, you didn't request"}, {"start": 12120.42, "end": 12123.42, "text": " Oh, it's going to see. Oh, it's going to see. I got to get to get to see."}, {"start": 12130.42, "end": 12133.42, "text": " Unless they win. They could win."}, {"start": 12136.42, "end": 12141.42, "text": " And they suck. And they suck. And we're in F***ing O2."}, {"start": 12141.42, "end": 12142.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12143.42, "end": 12144.42, "text": " Over time."}, {"start": 12150.42, "end": 12159.3, "text": " hold up God I hope you just either win or lose both rounds off rep I'm calling"}, {"start": 12159.3, "end": 12161.58, "text": " Jinxie"}, {"start": 12169.5, "end": 12176.98, "text": " so Jinxie can you hear me? I'm doing great just letting you know I'm ready but"}, {"start": 12176.98, "end": 12180.38, "text": " you know maybe could we like push back like two minutes because I'm in a O2"}, {"start": 12180.380000000001, "end": 12191.94, "text": " T right now it's 12 12 okay okay thank you thank you bye thank fuck"}, {"start": 12210.380000000001, "end": 12212.380000000001, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 12212.380000000001, "end": 12213.380000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 12213.380000000001, "end": 12218.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I pulled out the boom bot as Reina decides to sling me."}, {"start": 12219.380000000001, "end": 12223.380000000001, "text": " Pulling a Tyler Ninja Blevins, I'm getting stream sniped."}, {"start": 12229.380000000001, "end": 12233.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god, my spot throw has half trigger discipline."}, {"start": 12233.380000000001, "end": 12234.380000000001, "text": " Half trigger discipline."}, {"start": 12234.380000000001, "end": 12236.380000000001, "text": " Half trigger newbie."}, {"start": 12236.380000000001, "end": 12238.380000000001, "text": " Half trigger newbie, you let them walk there, buddy."}, {"start": 12238.380000000001, "end": 12244.18, "text": " I mean come on have you never seen it's tinny gameplay"}, {"start": 12257.900000000001, "end": 12263.1, "text": " Thirty seconds left we're squinting with a katana. Why did they add that into the game?"}, {"start": 12264.060000000001, "end": 12266.060000000001, "text": " That always been an item"}, {"start": 12266.220000000001, "end": 12268.220000000001, "text": " Gd"}, {"start": 12268.380000000001, "end": 12274.26, "text": " Pinging for them because they don't know where TPS probably."}, {"start": 12274.26, "end": 12276.7, "text": " It's in the Oni Bumble."}, {"start": 12276.7, "end": 12278.820000000002, "text": " Oni Pixel."}, {"start": 12278.820000000002, "end": 12288.660000000002, "text": " GG and Ticep on the sub."}, {"start": 12288.660000000002, "end": 12294.420000000002, "text": " We're losing this game."}, {"start": 12294.42, "end": 12298.58, "text": " Now we're on defense, bro."}, {"start": 12298.58, "end": 12300.08, "text": " Matching sides."}, {"start": 12300.08, "end": 12304.58, "text": " Presentation is for amateurs, let's go."}, {"start": 12304.58, "end": 12307.14, "text": " Does anybody need a buy?"}, {"start": 12307.14, "end": 12310.74, "text": " Yo, actually fully given up, bro."}, {"start": 12310.74, "end": 12311.94, "text": " 5000 creds."}, {"start": 12311.94, "end": 12316.66, "text": " Five dot, I think he's insinuating that he's not useful to the team and us having"}, {"start": 12316.66, "end": 12320.98, "text": " a gun that we would desire is better than him having a gun."}, {"start": 12320.98, "end": 12321.98, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12321.98, "end": 12325.32, "text": " Wow, Omen just said yes."}, {"start": 12325.32, "end": 12328.24, "text": " Did he meaningfully voice on that?"}, {"start": 12328.24, "end": 12348.539999999999, "text": " Oh, we pushed this."}, {"start": 12348.539999999999, "end": 12349.539999999999, "text": " Bro made noise."}, {"start": 12379.54, "end": 12381.54, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 12381.54, "end": 12382.54, "text": " Three for me!"}, {"start": 12382.54, "end": 12383.54, "text": " Let's make it!"}, {"start": 12383.54, "end": 12384.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12384.54, "end": 12385.54, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 12385.54, "end": 12386.54, "text": " I'm just fighting!"}, {"start": 12386.54, "end": 12387.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12387.54, "end": 12388.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12388.54, "end": 12389.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12389.54, "end": 12390.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12390.54, "end": 12391.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12391.54, "end": 12392.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12392.54, "end": 12393.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12393.54, "end": 12394.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12394.54, "end": 12395.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12395.54, "end": 12396.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12396.54, "end": 12397.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12397.54, "end": 12398.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12398.54, "end": 12399.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12399.54, "end": 12400.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12400.54, "end": 12401.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12401.54, "end": 12402.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12402.54, "end": 12403.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12403.54, "end": 12404.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12404.54, "end": 12405.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12405.54, "end": 12406.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12406.54, "end": 12414.400000000001, "text": " I planted god damn it if we get 1v3"}, {"start": 12427.900000000001, "end": 12429.900000000001, "text": " You hole"}, {"start": 12466.54, "end": 12480.78, "text": " So I'm in bronze too, bro. This is like actually disgrace right now. Yo, 99 combat score iron,"}, {"start": 12480.78, "end": 12487.62, "text": " bro. This is unreal, bro. And I have no and before people shit on me, look, haven't played,"}, {"start": 12487.62, "end": 12494.300000000001, "text": " didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, I"}, {"start": 12494.300000000001, "end": 12497.78, "text": " I did play I got ranked gold apparently and then didn't play I got played that one"}, {"start": 12497.78, "end": 12500.920000000002, "text": " I played that one up and then I played okay, but"}, {"start": 12504.380000000001, "end": 12511.500000000002, "text": " Up there's flat and there's gold and there's black okay Jesus Christ dude fuck"}, {"start": 12513.740000000002, "end": 12518.900000000001, "text": " All right, I gotta join this discord that's day for the sub reg even for the three"}, {"start": 12518.9, "end": 12525.9, "text": " I'm going to go back and play."}, {"start": 12525.9, "end": 12528.9, "text": " So, we're going to help you."}, {"start": 12528.9, "end": 12531.9, "text": " Yo, am I last captain?"}, {"start": 12531.9, "end": 12534.9, "text": " Uh, three, six, seven, yes."}, {"start": 12534.9, "end": 12536.9, "text": " Wow, Joe. Wow, Joe."}, {"start": 12536.9, "end": 12538.9, "text": " I was mid ranked in."}, {"start": 12538.9, "end": 12541.9, "text": " Okay. So, guys, we need to know what's the right."}, {"start": 12541.9, "end": 12543.9, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 12543.9, "end": 12545.9, "text": " Or peak."}, {"start": 12545.9, "end": 12549.34, "text": " You guys know there's a long rank one right now last call by the way."}, {"start": 12549.34, "end": 12550.84, "text": " Muda, you win traded, right?"}, {"start": 12550.84, "end": 12551.84, "text": " Muda win traded by the way."}, {"start": 12551.84, "end": 12552.84, "text": " Just so you guys know."}, {"start": 12552.84, "end": 12559.08, "text": " Okay, so basically, we as a choir, we as a committee have to be unbiased, remember,"}, {"start": 12559.08, "end": 12560.08, "text": " this is unbiased."}, {"start": 12560.08, "end": 12565.5, "text": " We need to come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and least"}, {"start": 12565.5, "end": 12569.42, "text": " skilled in this group in order that way the draft can be there for all."}, {"start": 12569.42, "end": 12571.42, "text": " They said literally lost the Stokey."}, {"start": 12571.42, "end": 12572.42, "text": " How is Stokey?"}, {"start": 12572.42, "end": 12574.42, "text": " Okay, we're going to turn it so I should be the first captain."}, {"start": 12574.42, "end": 12577.36, "text": " So Muda is gonna have the last pick because Muda is right."}, {"start": 12577.36, "end": 12580.64, "text": " I think he gets first pick Muda gets last pick."}, {"start": 12580.64, "end": 12586.24, "text": " I was worse than this thing, bro."}, {"start": 12586.24, "end": 12588.12, "text": " I'm worse than him."}, {"start": 12588.12, "end": 12591.52, "text": " I feel like NCS agents are slightly better than me."}, {"start": 12591.52, "end": 12592.84, "text": " NCS, like slightly."}, {"start": 12592.84, "end": 12597.84, "text": " For the best players, the best players is Muda, then Ron, and then me."}, {"start": 12597.84, "end": 12598.960000000001, "text": " I think in this call."}, {"start": 12598.960000000001, "end": 12602.04, "text": " Wait, so, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again."}, {"start": 12602.04, "end": 12603.76, "text": " I think Jason gets sucked into a lot."}, {"start": 12603.76, "end": 12605.2, "text": " I think Jason gets sucked into a lot."}, {"start": 12605.2, "end": 12606.2, "text": " Yeah, Jason's bad at me."}, {"start": 12606.2, "end": 12607.84, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 12607.84, "end": 12612.240000000002, "text": " And Jason, you're, you know, you have like, no."}, {"start": 12612.240000000002, "end": 12614.240000000002, "text": " Jason's saying he's worse than Ron."}, {"start": 12614.240000000002, "end": 12615.84, "text": " Ron's saying he's worse than Jason."}, {"start": 12615.84, "end": 12616.68, "text": " I picked a Senate 3."}, {"start": 12616.68, "end": 12617.640000000001, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 12617.640000000001, "end": 12619.76, "text": " But I hit a mortal before Senate was a thing."}, {"start": 12619.76, "end": 12621.080000000002, "text": " You're immortal?"}, {"start": 12621.080000000002, "end": 12622.12, "text": " No, but I hit it before."}, {"start": 12622.12, "end": 12624.160000000002, "text": " I said I said I should not be a right person."}, {"start": 12624.160000000002, "end": 12625.480000000001, "text": " But I never hit a mortal."}, {"start": 12625.480000000001, "end": 12626.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, OK."}, {"start": 12626.160000000002, "end": 12627.28, "text": " No matter what."}, {"start": 12627.28, "end": 12628.28, "text": " Wait, tell me about that."}, {"start": 12628.28, "end": 12629.6, "text": " But I know it was in battle."}, {"start": 12629.6, "end": 12631.480000000001, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 12631.48, "end": 12638.279999999999, "text": " My skills yes, well, I'm pretty fucking crack but because I come from CS right so it goes one yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS"}, {"start": 12641.32, "end": 12644.439999999999, "text": " O'Neill is like a pro case opener"}, {"start": 12649.24, "end": 12655.8, "text": " Yes, yes, what's your skills brown bus like what do you in terms of what in Valor like or CS or how?"}, {"start": 12656.72, "end": 12658.72, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12661.48, "end": 12665.32, "text": " I'm not. No, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 12665.32, "end": 12667.16, "text": " Lacey, don't do that. Wait,"}, {"start": 12667.16, "end": 12668.859999999999, "text": " raise your hand if you're unranked."}, {"start": 12668.859999999999, "end": 12671.3, "text": " I'm level five. You didn't tell me Lacey's never had a rank."}, {"start": 12671.3, "end": 12672.96, "text": " You mean to tell me that? I'm on level five."}, {"start": 12672.96, "end": 12675.46, "text": " I'm level five. Oh, no, you're unranked."}, {"start": 12675.46, "end": 12677.939999999999, "text": " This guy, I'm unranked, yes."}, {"start": 12677.939999999999, "end": 12679.439999999999, "text": " Yo, I feel like I know."}, {"start": 12679.439999999999, "end": 12683.439999999999, "text": " Have you ever had a rank in this game?"}, {"start": 12683.439999999999, "end": 12684.539999999999, "text": " Age is the power. There's no fucking cases, bro."}, {"start": 12684.539999999999, "end": 12687.539999999999, "text": " He doesn't play the game. Yeah, fuck."}, {"start": 12687.539999999999, "end": 12690.439999999999, "text": " Raise your hand."}, {"start": 12690.44, "end": 12693.52, "text": " Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle."}, {"start": 12695.2, "end": 12696.2, "text": " I've been ranked."}, {"start": 12696.2, "end": 12699.08, "text": " That leaves literally me and Lacey, okay, so."}, {"start": 12699.08, "end": 12701.24, "text": " No, Lacey got placed higher, I think."}, {"start": 12701.24, "end": 12702.08, "text": " Wait, yeah, wait."}, {"start": 12702.08, "end": 12703.52, "text": " I don't have a five."}, {"start": 12703.52, "end": 12705.720000000001, "text": " No, wait, I swear we played ranked before."}, {"start": 12705.720000000001, "end": 12706.880000000001, "text": " I don't think we have."}, {"start": 12708.720000000001, "end": 12709.960000000001, "text": " So it looks like me and Lacey"}, {"start": 12709.960000000001, "end": 12711.28, "text": " are probably the worst players, bro,"}, {"start": 12711.28, "end": 12712.12, "text": " because we're not ranked."}, {"start": 12712.12, "end": 12713.44, "text": " It's not how that works, bro."}, {"start": 12713.44, "end": 12715.16, "text": " That's not how that works, game."}, {"start": 12715.16, "end": 12716.0, "text": " That's not how it works."}, {"start": 12716.0, "end": 12717.720000000001, "text": " We just need to pick, look, we just need to pick."}, {"start": 12717.720000000001, "end": 12719.04, "text": " No, fuck that, I don't want to pick."}, {"start": 12719.04, "end": 12720.880000000001, "text": " No, I'm last pick!"}, {"start": 12720.880000000001, "end": 12721.720000000001, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 12721.720000000001, "end": 12723.560000000001, "text": " No, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 12723.560000000001, "end": 12724.18, "text": " He's the first picker in the whole"}, {"start": 12724.18, "end": 12725.240000000002, "text": " I'm getting back to back picks."}, {"start": 12725.240000000002, "end": 12726.28, "text": " You get the eighth and I pick."}, {"start": 12726.28, "end": 12727.2, "text": " Also, the first picker"}, {"start": 12727.2, "end": 12728.560000000001, "text": " is taking his act."}, {"start": 12728.560000000001, "end": 12729.92, "text": " It's predicted that you're probably"}, {"start": 12729.92, "end": 12732.580000000002, "text": " gonna go like 30 and three in these games."}, {"start": 12732.580000000002, "end": 12733.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, most likely."}, {"start": 12733.560000000001, "end": 12734.320000000002, "text": " Most likely."}, {"start": 12734.320000000002, "end": 12735.12, "text": " Mood up LL."}, {"start": 12735.12, "end": 12738.68, "text": " He's got like four weights tied to your end."}, {"start": 12738.68, "end": 12740.960000000001, "text": " Mood up, Mood up should have his first round pick,"}, {"start": 12740.960000000001, "end": 12741.880000000001, "text": " Rob de Hembrough."}, {"start": 12741.880000000001, "end": 12743.320000000002, "text": " He did actually start the same round."}, {"start": 12743.320000000002, "end": 12744.480000000001, "text": " He just doesn't."}, {"start": 12744.480000000001, "end": 12745.240000000002, "text": " Oh, I mean not."}, {"start": 12745.240000000002, "end": 12746.080000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12746.080000000002, "end": 12746.92, "text": " Oh, I know."}, {"start": 12746.92, "end": 12748.720000000001, "text": " You got two second round picks."}, {"start": 12748.720000000001, "end": 12753.000000000002, "text": " One second we all pick and mooder gets the rest you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12778.720000000001, "end": 12785.02, "text": " good job. Okay, uh, all right."}, {"start": 12785.02, "end": 12786.62, "text": " So, okay, me and Lacey haven't"}, {"start": 12786.62, "end": 12787.720000000001, "text": " been ranked. Look, I'm not"}, {"start": 12787.720000000001, "end": 12789.220000000001, "text": " really good on mouse. I'm good"}, {"start": 12789.220000000001, "end": 12790.420000000002, "text": " on controller. This is a mouse"}, {"start": 12790.420000000002, "end": 12791.820000000002, "text": " game. I'm not good at valing."}, {"start": 12791.820000000002, "end": 12793.820000000002, "text": " You could plug in a controller."}, {"start": 12793.820000000002, "end": 12795.820000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna do that. Lacey,"}, {"start": 12795.820000000002, "end": 12797.320000000002, "text": " I'll give you the courtesy of"}, {"start": 12797.320000000002, "end": 12802.820000000002, "text": " first pick. If I get a second"}, {"start": 12802.820000000002, "end": 12803.820000000002, "text": " What? You're gonna give Lacey"}, {"start": 12803.820000000002, "end": 12804.820000000002, "text": " first. Why are you giving"}, {"start": 12804.820000000002, "end": 12805.820000000002, "text": " Lacey a pick? No, no,"}, {"start": 12805.820000000002, "end": 12807.320000000002, "text": " you're better. Definitely better"}, {"start": 12807.32, "end": 12811.22, "text": " I'm so shit, I never even played that game before, I'm so shit."}, {"start": 12811.22, "end": 12813.039999999999, "text": " No, I'm just gonna, please, please."}, {"start": 12813.039999999999, "end": 12816.68, "text": " Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard game, baby."}, {"start": 12816.68, "end": 12820.32, "text": " Now, aside from that video, I mean, I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 12820.32, "end": 12823.52, "text": " I'll be honest, I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine."}, {"start": 12823.52, "end": 12825.32, "text": " Point is, he's really good at Mousin' Keys."}, {"start": 12825.32, "end": 12827.119999999999, "text": " So if this is your first time really doing,"}, {"start": 12827.119999999999, "end": 12828.6, "text": " you don't play Mousin' Keys, you're giving me a win."}, {"start": 12828.6, "end": 12830.119999999999, "text": " Jixi, you need respect, Jixi, you need respect."}, {"start": 12830.119999999999, "end": 12831.64, "text": " Thank you, all right?"}, {"start": 12831.64, "end": 12832.6, "text": " I'll take second, I'll take second."}, {"start": 12832.6, "end": 12833.44, "text": " Second, please."}, {"start": 12833.44, "end": 12835.96, "text": " I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking."}, {"start": 12835.960000000001, "end": 12847.960000000001, "text": " I think A.G.A. is way worse than Lacey. He's naturally just a shittier."}, {"start": 12847.960000000001, "end": 12851.960000000001, "text": " Can I air eight picks and you give me your thoughts?"}, {"start": 12851.960000000001, "end": 12855.960000000001, "text": " Yeah. Joe, you give me your power rankings and now, yeah."}, {"start": 12885.960000000001, "end": 12888.500000000002, "text": " Listen to me, listen to me, Joe, Joe."}, {"start": 12888.500000000002, "end": 12889.820000000002, "text": " Everyone type in Jason Wayne versus"}, {"start": 12889.820000000002, "end": 12893.300000000001, "text": " Stavro-Ronato Valorant-Rovey 1 and see how Ron fries me."}, {"start": 12893.300000000001, "end": 12894.140000000001, "text": " Just watch."}, {"start": 12894.140000000001, "end": 12894.980000000001, "text": " It's really good."}, {"start": 12894.980000000001, "end": 12899.160000000002, "text": " I did play Ron in C-acid of Rovey Brown, he was very good."}, {"start": 12899.160000000002, "end": 12900.000000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12900.000000000002, "end": 12901.7, "text": " That's old Ron, Ron, Ron."}, {"start": 12901.7, "end": 12903.960000000001, "text": " This was three days ago."}, {"start": 12903.960000000001, "end": 12905.960000000001, "text": " This was three weeks ago."}, {"start": 12905.960000000001, "end": 12912.300000000001, "text": " I don't even think it's like logically in my brain."}, {"start": 12912.300000000001, "end": 12914.34, "text": " I don't think it's fair for like,"}, {"start": 12914.34, "end": 12920.94, "text": " Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like I actually I'm not even trolling when I say this"}, {"start": 12920.94, "end": 12925.460000000001, "text": " I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally"}, {"start": 12955.460000000001, "end": 12961.060000000001, "text": " They let the official battle it so you're cooked Mudo. That's what we're doing, bro. You're not getting picks, bro"}, {"start": 12961.060000000001, "end": 12963.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, how is that there?"}, {"start": 12964.26, "end": 12967.300000000001, "text": " That is very horrible. I'm gonna get that word"}, {"start": 12968.26, "end": 12974.02, "text": " About it. Thanks. Go listen. I genuinely think question. Is it is there money in this? Yeah, so I'm gonna get always"}, {"start": 12974.660000000002, "end": 12978.42, "text": " Wait, how many dollars how many dollars? Uh, probably like"}, {"start": 12979.060000000001, "end": 12981.7, "text": " 250 to each winner 250 subs"}, {"start": 12981.7, "end": 12994.060000000001, "text": " I think we just burn your team to the floor brown because you're like it's an"}, {"start": 12994.060000000001, "end": 13000.460000000001, "text": " idea not even how much better is mooder than brawn"}, {"start": 13000.460000000001, "end": 13002.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13007.220000000001, "end": 13011.12, "text": " Want to run two months ago and the school is 10 to seven"}, {"start": 13015.460000000001, "end": 13021.78, "text": " Yo, one D1 is different then you have abilities and you're also playing"}, {"start": 13030.460000000001, "end": 13031.740000000002, "text": " What agent do you mean?"}, {"start": 13032.900000000001, "end": 13034.900000000001, "text": " Bro, I mean Viper."}, {"start": 13035.500000000002, "end": 13036.500000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13036.500000000002, "end": 13037.000000000002, "text": " Last."}, {"start": 13037.000000000002, "end": 13038.000000000002, "text": " No, he doesn't have one."}, {"start": 13038.000000000002, "end": 13039.000000000002, "text": " He doesn't have one."}, {"start": 13039.000000000002, "end": 13040.000000000002, "text": " He doesn't have one."}, {"start": 13040.000000000002, "end": 13041.000000000002, "text": " He's gambling."}, {"start": 13041.000000000002, "end": 13042.500000000002, "text": " No, he does have one thing."}, {"start": 13042.500000000002, "end": 13044.000000000002, "text": " Oh, he's on teleports."}, {"start": 13044.000000000002, "end": 13045.500000000002, "text": " He goes to Neon and he goes..."}, {"start": 13046.7, "end": 13048.2, "text": " And then he just fucking shit on you."}, {"start": 13048.2, "end": 13050.2, "text": " It's the cringiest playstyle ever."}, {"start": 13050.2, "end": 13052.04, "text": " Bro, don't let him draft anybody."}, {"start": 13052.04, "end": 13053.04, "text": " Fuck his team."}, {"start": 13053.04, "end": 13054.04, "text": " Bro, bro, bro."}, {"start": 13054.04, "end": 13056.44, "text": " I think the fairest thing is, okay, fuck Snake Snake,"}, {"start": 13056.44, "end": 13058.34, "text": " but I should be able to pick at least people, bro."}, {"start": 13058.34, "end": 13059.34, "text": " That's so unfair."}, {"start": 13059.34, "end": 13062.94, "text": " I should know well there is like nine people in front of me, bro"}, {"start": 13062.94, "end": 13067.26, "text": " I get I get the crumbs of the crumbs already. No, you don't okay. Wait. How about this?"}, {"start": 13069.3, "end": 13073.14, "text": " We go we go us seven get"}, {"start": 13074.02, "end": 13077.76, "text": " First pick second pick and then you get two second picks"}, {"start": 13078.14, "end": 13080.56, "text": " Wait, hold on Jeezy now. That's in your chat"}, {"start": 13081.5, "end": 13084.98, "text": " Yo, I'm being me gang. I said nigga by accident"}, {"start": 13084.98, "end": 13087.98, "text": " I'm a mortal."}, {"start": 13087.98, "end": 13089.1, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 13089.1, "end": 13090.1, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 13090.1, "end": 13091.1, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 13091.1, "end": 13092.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13092.1, "end": 13093.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13093.1, "end": 13094.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13094.1, "end": 13095.939999999999, "text": " So guys, let's just get the draft going."}, {"start": 13095.939999999999, "end": 13097.939999999999, "text": " Muda, I think you're going to have to be."}, {"start": 13097.939999999999, "end": 13098.939999999999, "text": " No, it's not fair."}, {"start": 13098.939999999999, "end": 13099.939999999999, "text": " It's not fair."}, {"start": 13099.939999999999, "end": 13100.939999999999, "text": " It's not fair."}, {"start": 13100.939999999999, "end": 13101.939999999999, "text": " It's not fair."}, {"start": 13101.939999999999, "end": 13102.939999999999, "text": " It's not fair."}, {"start": 13102.939999999999, "end": 13103.939999999999, "text": " No, but do you think that's right?"}, {"start": 13103.939999999999, "end": 13104.939999999999, "text": " That's one I said."}, {"start": 13104.939999999999, "end": 13105.939999999999, "text": " One in two reasons."}, {"start": 13105.939999999999, "end": 13106.939999999999, "text": " How do I say it?"}, {"start": 13106.939999999999, "end": 13107.939999999999, "text": " How do I say it?"}, {"start": 13107.939999999999, "end": 13108.939999999999, "text": " Not make sense."}, {"start": 13108.939999999999, "end": 13111.1, "text": " I, OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, you're getting picks in my scenario."}, {"start": 13111.1, "end": 13112.939999999999, "text": " You just get two second picks."}, {"start": 13142.94, "end": 13149.18, "text": " Make me bitchy, didn't you not host a rock-n-roll tournament and didn't you have the best of the best players in that tournament?"}, {"start": 13149.18, "end": 13150.68, "text": " You are so right."}, {"start": 13150.68, "end": 13152.68, "text": " But there's a big drop off from you."}, {"start": 13152.68, "end": 13154.68, "text": " It's no sound, it's like weird."}, {"start": 13154.68, "end": 13157.68, "text": " How is his face 70% of his face?"}, {"start": 13157.68, "end": 13159.68, "text": " Muda, I think the..."}, {"start": 13159.68, "end": 13162.68, "text": " Oh Muda, Valorant said it works bro."}, {"start": 13162.68, "end": 13164.68, "text": " So you are not getting a pick."}, {"start": 13166.68, "end": 13171.68, "text": " Muda, you are getting these last four players. It's luck. Are we ready to draft?"}, {"start": 13171.68, "end": 13173.68, "text": " The next"}, {"start": 13174.02, "end": 13178.44, "text": " List of the players because I don't even know I've mine do we have a group of doc that everybody"}, {"start": 13178.44, "end": 13180.44, "text": " I need that I need that"}, {"start": 13181.36, "end": 13188.08, "text": " I have a better idea. Why don't I get first pick but then everyone else gets to pick after"}, {"start": 13188.08, "end": 13190.08, "text": " I don't at all"}, {"start": 13190.08, "end": 13193.960000000001, "text": " You are getting the problems of this scenario. So I might as well just get up take my fucking pants"}, {"start": 13193.960000000001, "end": 13195.880000000001, "text": " Oh, it's damning tell lords"}, {"start": 13195.880000000001, "end": 13197.880000000001, "text": " Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?"}, {"start": 13197.880000000001, "end": 13202.720000000001, "text": " How was the assignment fair mood of your radiant carry the team bro, okay, okay, bro"}, {"start": 13212.800000000001, "end": 13216.28, "text": " Okay, so basically I don't even know half of the people like"}, {"start": 13220.140000000001, "end": 13224.240000000002, "text": " It's like kind of like a slot machine bro, how do I tell you I've got a check"}, {"start": 13224.24, "end": 13228.32, "text": " You know that you know that this is this is good line up"}, {"start": 13231.68, "end": 13234.84, "text": " I just I just see like eight rainbow players that I recognize"}, {"start": 13241.92, "end": 13248.48, "text": " So the draft order is gonna be simple it is Jinxie then Lacey then I'm 100 ping by the legend"}, {"start": 13250.16, "end": 13252.32, "text": " Jinxie then Lacey then"}, {"start": 13252.32, "end": 13263.92, "text": " agents and then Jinxie, Lacey, Agent and then Voss, O'Neil, and then... no no sorry"}, {"start": 13263.92, "end": 13267.36, "text": " Joe Bart and then Joe Bart. What? Wait wait what's the order? Wait can you read"}, {"start": 13267.36, "end": 13278.36, "text": " because he's... Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe right? Voss? Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, O'Neil."}, {"start": 13278.36, "end": 13284.36, "text": " Oh my fucking god my airwan has been at the door for 30 minutes."}, {"start": 13284.36, "end": 13288.36, "text": " Wait, wait, he just yelled at my ear and then."}, {"start": 13288.36, "end": 13296.36, "text": " Then, then dude, are you retarded or are you retarded?"}, {"start": 13296.36, "end": 13297.36, "text": " Are you retarded?"}, {"start": 13297.36, "end": 13298.36, "text": " You don't speak English."}, {"start": 13298.36, "end": 13300.36, "text": " Are you retarded, bro?"}, {"start": 13300.36, "end": 13302.36, "text": " I don't understand that."}, {"start": 13302.36, "end": 13305.36, "text": " Hey, you're gonna get combat in June."}, {"start": 13305.36, "end": 13307.36, "text": " So we got JC with the perspective."}, {"start": 13307.36, "end": 13311.04, "text": " They see with the second pick and then after that we have"}, {"start": 13312.68, "end": 13314.68, "text": " Joe or agent"}, {"start": 13317.36, "end": 13321.52, "text": " I would give all give agent the pickover me okay, so JC"}, {"start": 13322.44, "end": 13328.6, "text": " Lacey agent then Joe then only pixel yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason"}, {"start": 13328.6, "end": 13334.720000000001, "text": " You know bro, then it would be oh week. Oh, dude. That would be Jason then Ron then you that in that order in that exact"}, {"start": 13334.720000000001, "end": 13336.720000000001, "text": " order, okay, okay"}, {"start": 13336.720000000001, "end": 13351.720000000001, "text": " I don't know like I don't know Alicia, Danny, there I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about everyone."}, {"start": 13351.720000000001, "end": 13352.720000000001, "text": " Now here you go dude."}, {"start": 13352.720000000001, "end": 13353.720000000001, "text": " Joe, I'll tell you."}, {"start": 13353.720000000001, "end": 13354.720000000001, "text": " That's not ego."}, {"start": 13354.720000000001, "end": 13355.720000000001, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 13355.720000000001, "end": 13356.720000000001, "text": " No, Joe, I got ego."}, {"start": 13356.720000000001, "end": 13357.720000000001, "text": " I got ego."}, {"start": 13357.720000000001, "end": 13358.720000000001, "text": " Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13358.720000000001, "end": 13359.720000000001, "text": " Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13359.720000000001, "end": 13360.720000000001, "text": " Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13360.720000000001, "end": 13361.720000000001, "text": " Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13361.720000000001, "end": 13362.720000000001, "text": " Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13362.720000000001, "end": 13363.720000000001, "text": " Yes, Teeper was in this."}, {"start": 13363.720000000001, "end": 13367.560000000001, "text": " You dead as you dead as to have Jason picking before me. You dead as have that"}, {"start": 13372.000000000002, "end": 13377.28, "text": " It's bro, yeah, also with Tim I will say with like somebody like Timmy in the tournament"}, {"start": 13377.28, "end": 13380.840000000002, "text": " I think Muda should get pics because like you're saying bro. It's so unfair"}, {"start": 13381.640000000001, "end": 13385.800000000001, "text": " You're gonna pick like Timmy first Jinxie and then that's already like somewhat"}, {"start": 13386.6, "end": 13388.94, "text": " in like a team based out"}, {"start": 13388.94, "end": 13390.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13390.980000000001, "end": 13395.02, "text": " Don't think I'm simple. Yes. I'm good. Yeah, Joe. You're right. Joe. You're right"}, {"start": 13395.54, "end": 13402.300000000001, "text": " All right, you get to pick bro. Stop crying. I get you trying to be fair. Okay. Are we ready y'all are we guys know?"}, {"start": 13402.7, "end": 13404.7, "text": " julli"}, {"start": 13405.26, "end": 13407.26, "text": " intense track music"}, {"start": 13407.78, "end": 13410.300000000001, "text": " Wait, hold up. Can I do we have like a minute to pick?"}, {"start": 13410.300000000001, "end": 13415.800000000001, "text": " I can't take this. I can't take"}, {"start": 13415.800000000001, "end": 13417.800000000001, "text": " this. I can't take this. I can't"}, {"start": 13417.800000000001, "end": 13419.800000000001, "text": " take this. I can't take this."}, {"start": 13419.800000000001, "end": 13421.300000000001, "text": " You can ask me about the"}, {"start": 13421.300000000001, "end": 13423.300000000001, "text": " players. Okay. Are you guys"}, {"start": 13423.300000000001, "end": 13425.300000000001, "text": " better? Alright. Wait. Who"}, {"start": 13425.300000000001, "end": 13428.300000000001, "text": " should I pick first? Hold up."}, {"start": 13428.300000000001, "end": 13430.300000000001, "text": " Hold on. You're on the clock."}, {"start": 13430.300000000001, "end": 13432.300000000001, "text": " Let me take it. Let me let me"}, {"start": 13432.300000000001, "end": 13434.300000000001, "text": " take this on a 22 a day on a"}, {"start": 13434.300000000001, "end": 13436.300000000001, "text": " yard for one day. You know,"}, {"start": 13436.300000000001, "end": 13438.300000000001, "text": " you know, he's like 40, right?"}, {"start": 13438.300000000001, "end": 13443.300000000001, "text": " the first pick in the 2026"}, {"start": 13443.300000000001, "end": 13448.300000000001, "text": " I am going to be selecting it's"}, {"start": 13448.300000000001, "end": 13451.300000000001, "text": " Timmy. Wow."}, {"start": 13451.300000000001, "end": 13454.300000000001, "text": " I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win."}, {"start": 13454.300000000001, "end": 13457.300000000001, "text": " Actual, actual cheese."}, {"start": 13457.300000000001, "end": 13460.300000000001, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 13460.300000000001, "end": 13463.300000000001, "text": " Yeah. Um, wait, I have time at"}, {"start": 13463.300000000001, "end": 13465.300000000001, "text": " the clock here. Yeah."}, {"start": 13465.300000000001, "end": 13469.820000000002, "text": " Okay, so just ask up we know all these people. Yeah, but you're not lie to me"}, {"start": 13471.820000000002, "end": 13477.060000000001, "text": " Or ask Muda or ask Muda. I'm not gonna lie. I got you. We're fair tournament host"}, {"start": 13477.580000000002, "end": 13479.26, "text": " We think you're chat"}, {"start": 13479.26, "end": 13486.660000000002, "text": " Fair tournament host Ron. You're gonna choose for you. Mm-hmm. Okay. You should watch you get sketch. Oh, yeah, I"}, {"start": 13487.78, "end": 13489.78, "text": " That's not a bad"}, {"start": 13489.78, "end": 13492.480000000001, "text": " I don't know if you're wrong, but that's actually good."}, {"start": 13492.480000000001, "end": 13495.380000000001, "text": " Yo, I'm drafting Tifu first, if he's up."}, {"start": 13495.380000000001, "end": 13496.02, "text": " Question."}, {"start": 13496.02, "end": 13498.460000000001, "text": " Trick is a professional geometry dash player."}, {"start": 13498.460000000001, "end": 13499.900000000001, "text": " I don't know if he's good."}, {"start": 13499.900000000001, "end": 13501.18, "text": " Just for the loss."}, {"start": 13501.18, "end": 13501.900000000001, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 13501.900000000001, "end": 13502.900000000001, "text": " I think he's bad."}, {"start": 13502.900000000001, "end": 13503.66, "text": " I think he's bad."}, {"start": 13503.66, "end": 13504.980000000001, "text": " I think someone said he's new."}, {"start": 13504.980000000001, "end": 13507.34, "text": " I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not."}, {"start": 13507.34, "end": 13509.26, "text": " Pro geometry dash player."}, {"start": 13509.26, "end": 13509.980000000001, "text": " Take your time, Litz."}, {"start": 13509.980000000001, "end": 13510.62, "text": " Take your time, bro."}, {"start": 13510.62, "end": 13512.78, "text": " I'll just, OK."}, {"start": 13512.78, "end": 13515.26, "text": " What is Guapo skill level in Valorant?"}, {"start": 13515.26, "end": 13517.78, "text": " I'll get you just."}, {"start": 13517.78, "end": 13518.62, "text": " Are you asking us?"}, {"start": 13548.62, "end": 13550.62, "text": " Who is your pick agent? Who is your pick?"}, {"start": 13550.62, "end": 13552.62, "text": " He ran over us."}, {"start": 13552.62, "end": 13555.62, "text": " Hold on, hold on. I'm mulling it over. I'm mulling it over."}, {"start": 13555.62, "end": 13557.62, "text": " Bro, that's a good shot."}, {"start": 13557.62, "end": 13559.62, "text": " Agent, do you want to pick for you, agent?"}, {"start": 13559.62, "end": 13561.62, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 13561.62, "end": 13563.62, "text": " Agent, agent, if you want to pick, bro, K-Son."}, {"start": 13563.62, "end": 13565.62, "text": " K-Son's pretty good, bro."}, {"start": 13565.62, "end": 13567.62, "text": " K-Son was cracked."}, {"start": 13567.62, "end": 13569.62, "text": " Wait, really? What about K-Son?"}, {"start": 13569.62, "end": 13573.62, "text": " K-Son downloaded the game 20 minutes ago."}, {"start": 13573.62, "end": 13575.62, "text": " He's never played that."}, {"start": 13575.62, "end": 13581.62, "text": " the game. But it's like it's"}, {"start": 13581.660000000002, "end": 13585.160000000002, "text": " experience on game. So that's"}, {"start": 13585.160000000002, "end": 13589.2, "text": " not a horrible first overall"}, {"start": 13589.2, "end": 13593.2, "text": " that you try to set me up man."}, {"start": 13593.2, "end": 13596.2, "text": " I don't do that bro. Come on."}, {"start": 13596.2, "end": 13598.2, "text": " I know I'm not getting the NBA"}, {"start": 13598.2, "end": 13603.240000000002, "text": " drafts down for me. Wait. Okay."}, {"start": 13603.24, "end": 13608.039999999999, "text": " There's a name in that list though that I feel like you're going to pick for some reason I don't know"}, {"start": 13608.039999999999, "end": 13608.539999999999, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 13608.539999999999, "end": 13610.039999999999, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 13610.039999999999, "end": 13611.039999999999, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13611.039999999999, "end": 13613.039999999999, "text": " Hold on hold on! What's that? What's that?"}, {"start": 13616.039999999999, "end": 13617.539999999999, "text": " Okay Asian!"}, {"start": 13617.539999999999, "end": 13618.539999999999, "text": " Who is your draft bro?"}, {"start": 13618.539999999999, "end": 13620.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, thing to a shot"}, {"start": 13620.039999999999, "end": 13621.039999999999, "text": " Talk to me bro"}, {"start": 13621.039999999999, "end": 13627.539999999999, "text": " Well uh, Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pick in the draft"}, {"start": 13627.539999999999, "end": 13630.039999999999, "text": " I'm going to be taking Kai Day"}, {"start": 13630.04, "end": 13636.160000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, yo, okay, Joe honest"}, {"start": 13636.160000000002, "end": 13640.12, "text": " question is did Tifu ever ranked play"}, {"start": 13640.12, "end": 13645.320000000002, "text": " Val? Okay, Tifu and Joe. Okay, Joe, I'm"}, {"start": 13645.320000000002, "end": 13647.400000000001, "text": " being honest on my mother's life. Tifu"}, {"start": 13647.400000000001, "end": 13648.960000000001, "text": " said the last time he played battle it"}, {"start": 13648.960000000001, "end": 13651.2, "text": " was four years ago so I would not go"}, {"start": 13651.2, "end": 13653.480000000001, "text": " with Tifu first round. But he is Tifu."}, {"start": 13653.480000000001, "end": 13655.52, "text": " He's good at everything. I just I just"}, {"start": 13655.52, "end": 13657.480000000001, "text": " played. I was just blazing out Tifu's"}, {"start": 13657.480000000001, "end": 13658.640000000001, "text": " good at everything. He's good at"}, {"start": 13658.64, "end": 13660.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13662.359999999999, "end": 13667.06, "text": " 30 minutes ago, we won't have a little bit he was out front everyone. I'm not even joking. He's playing jet main jet"}, {"start": 13669.42, "end": 13671.42, "text": " You're not lying"}, {"start": 13673.16, "end": 13678.92, "text": " No, he said he had a prior obligation. He can't be until now only just made that all up"}, {"start": 13679.64, "end": 13682.72, "text": " Only what the fuck I did play with him. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 13682.720000000001, "end": 13684.720000000001, "text": " You play with the actual"}, {"start": 13686.920000000002, "end": 13688.920000000002, "text": " Chat I'm going squishy or T foo"}, {"start": 13690.04, "end": 13692.04, "text": " Cuz squishy was face it ranked ten and he asked"}, {"start": 13693.04, "end": 13697.820000000002, "text": " I'm not I don't I don't know how good sat-map is one of those people like people just gonna pop it out"}, {"start": 13697.820000000002, "end": 13700.820000000002, "text": " Ron Ron you are so fucking ugly bro. I'm off it a lot"}, {"start": 13700.820000000002, "end": 13706.52, "text": " You literally have a nose longer than my tail. I feel like I might throw if I do this"}, {"start": 13706.52, "end": 13709.960000000001, "text": " But I was just saying how much of a gamer T foo is"}, {"start": 13712.720000000001, "end": 13717.160000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go squishy"}, {"start": 13722.480000000001, "end": 13727.52, "text": " Well, I know squishy was face at rank 10 and he was best player on CS so I just think"}, {"start": 13727.52, "end": 13735.52, "text": " I'll pick my boy"}, {"start": 13735.52, "end": 13738.52, "text": " Oh brother."}, {"start": 13738.52, "end": 13742.52, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13742.52, "end": 13745.52, "text": " I have nobody."}, {"start": 13745.52, "end": 13747.52, "text": " We've had four picks out."}, {"start": 13747.52, "end": 13750.52, "text": " Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks."}, {"start": 13750.52, "end": 13752.52, "text": " Yo, what's next?"}, {"start": 13752.52, "end": 13754.52, "text": " I picked the set up."}, {"start": 13754.52, "end": 13756.52, "text": " All right, I"}, {"start": 13756.960000000001, "end": 13763.2, "text": " Browse where it gets tough, bro. I got I got I gotta pick I want to pick Lydia. I want to believe. Oh my god. Yeah"}, {"start": 13765.12, "end": 13767.12, "text": " Wait, what is her rank?"}, {"start": 13770.24, "end": 13774.640000000001, "text": " Wait, it's Lydia the hundred thieves player. I'm getting first-round it, bro. Like oh"}, {"start": 13775.800000000001, "end": 13777.800000000001, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 13779.0, "end": 13781.48, "text": " Wait, okay, Ron Dale dingo"}, {"start": 13784.52, "end": 13786.52, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13786.52, "end": 13788.52, "text": " She plays bro!"}, {"start": 13788.52, "end": 13790.52, "text": " Bro, why did you?"}, {"start": 13790.52, "end": 13794.52, "text": " Bro, she's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any picks?"}, {"start": 13794.52, "end": 13796.52, "text": " No, just like, uh,"}, {"start": 13796.52, "end": 13798.52, "text": " She's like, I have my two fanos."}, {"start": 13798.52, "end": 13800.52, "text": " I have my two fanos."}, {"start": 13800.52, "end": 13802.52, "text": " She's like, uh, WSL."}, {"start": 13802.52, "end": 13804.52, "text": " Like, WESL."}, {"start": 13804.52, "end": 13806.52, "text": " W-E-Sport."}, {"start": 13806.52, "end": 13808.52, "text": " I, brother, you're just using acronyms though."}, {"start": 13808.52, "end": 13810.52, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13810.52, "end": 13812.52, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13812.52, "end": 13814.52, "text": " The female pro. She's a female pro."}, {"start": 13814.52, "end": 13816.52, "text": " Like female pro-deacon batter."}, {"start": 13816.52, "end": 13818.52, "text": " If you were in my position,"}, {"start": 13818.52, "end": 13820.52, "text": " if you were in my position,"}, {"start": 13820.52, "end": 13822.52, "text": " who would you pick right now?"}, {"start": 13822.52, "end": 13824.52, "text": " If I'm you, I'm Pickett,"}, {"start": 13824.52, "end": 13826.52, "text": " or I'm just curious, I'm just curious."}, {"start": 13826.52, "end": 13830.52, "text": " If I'm you, I'm Pickett Kingsman."}, {"start": 13830.52, "end": 13831.52, "text": " I know sleepers."}, {"start": 13831.52, "end": 13833.52, "text": " Could play for the vibes, lowkey."}, {"start": 13833.52, "end": 13836.52, "text": " Play for the vibes!"}, {"start": 13836.52, "end": 13838.52, "text": " Yo, come on, come on, come on, come on, bro."}, {"start": 13838.52, "end": 13840.52, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, bro."}, {"start": 13840.52, "end": 13850.1, "text": " I think he's good, bro. I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend. I'm gonna pick YBG"}, {"start": 13852.6, "end": 13854.6, "text": " Sleeper pick second and B"}, {"start": 13863.880000000001, "end": 13865.880000000001, "text": " Bro go"}, {"start": 13870.52, "end": 13872.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13872.52, "end": 13877.86, "text": " Think it's a geometry that's pro player. He's new to battle it. I think let me make sure let me like triple check"}, {"start": 13879.12, "end": 13886.04, "text": " Is it me sure yes, or is it trick trick GMD geometry that's geometry that's no, it's no I tech mail Twitter real quick"}, {"start": 13887.12, "end": 13889.12, "text": " He said"}, {"start": 13889.12, "end": 13891.12, "text": " All right, Mooda's first pick is"}, {"start": 13891.640000000001, "end": 13894.04, "text": " Cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho, and it was a thought of this"}, {"start": 13894.04, "end": 13897.48, "text": " And he put some time to this is very important now. There's some of my siege friends up there"}, {"start": 13897.48, "end": 13900.939999999999, "text": " You can ask me about them like a lot of these people place each. Okay, uh"}, {"start": 13901.699999999999, "end": 13903.859999999999, "text": " It's waiting here. No"}, {"start": 13909.14, "end": 13911.14, "text": " One"}, {"start": 13911.3, "end": 13919.08, "text": " Everyone had time. Yeah, but you were a person radiant, bro. Everyone had time. Let me let me let me show I think I'm gonna go with"}, {"start": 13924.74, "end": 13927.199999999999, "text": " Whoa, oh my god, whoa, okay"}, {"start": 13927.48, "end": 13929.48, "text": " We got a problem."}, {"start": 13929.48, "end": 13932.76, "text": " Trick has peaked that immortal."}, {"start": 13932.76, "end": 13933.92, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 13933.92, "end": 13934.72, "text": " Is that insane?"}, {"start": 13934.72, "end": 13936.279999999999, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 13936.279999999999, "end": 13938.68, "text": " It might not be first round pick, but it is very good, yes."}, {"start": 13938.68, "end": 13940.6, "text": " OK, but would that change the order of the draft?"}, {"start": 13940.6, "end": 13941.4, "text": " Is all that matters?"}, {"start": 13941.4, "end": 13942.76, "text": " Would that change the order of the draft?"}, {"start": 13942.76, "end": 13943.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13943.32, "end": 13944.359999999999, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 13944.359999999999, "end": 13944.859999999999, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13944.859999999999, "end": 13946.279999999999, "text": " Trick me or no, is it trick me or no?"}, {"start": 13946.279999999999, "end": 13947.64, "text": " No, Trick, no, no."}, {"start": 13947.64, "end": 13948.76, "text": " No, Zoink would not lie."}, {"start": 13948.76, "end": 13949.72, "text": " Trick peaked that immortal."}, {"start": 13949.72, "end": 13950.92, "text": " He's just sending it to me right now."}, {"start": 13950.92, "end": 13952.4, "text": " I heard Kason."}, {"start": 13952.4, "end": 13953.68, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 13953.68, "end": 13954.68, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13954.68, "end": 13955.68, "text": " Trick is really good."}, {"start": 13955.68, "end": 13960.04, "text": " The game 20 minutes ago. Are you sure trick is actually a mortal?"}, {"start": 13960.54, "end": 13964.04, "text": " They're saying he peaked the mortal and he's ascending three right now. It's what's next time"}, {"start": 13965.68, "end": 13967.68, "text": " Okay, let me talk to my child. Give me 30 seconds"}, {"start": 13970.32, "end": 13973.16, "text": " It's something about his nose, bro, it's just like"}, {"start": 13975.04, "end": 13980.4, "text": " He's inside the camera. Yo, I'm locked in on a good trick trick trick trick trick trick"}, {"start": 13980.4, "end": 13986.619999999999, "text": " All right, who's my second pick yo chat fucking focus. Here's the list. All right, BRB"}, {"start": 13989.68, "end": 13992.779999999999, "text": " Oh my god, this is like a super boy who didn't do the pick Trek"}, {"start": 13993.119999999999, "end": 13996.52, "text": " Yo, AJ. Yo, what kind of company Atlanta, bro?"}, {"start": 13997.24, "end": 14002.119999999999, "text": " Just pick a day, bro. I'm serious. I want to do a party. We'll you know, that's an empty"}, {"start": 14002.119999999999, "end": 14007.6, "text": " That isn't empty fucking courtesy, bro. AJ is not hanging out with your dumb ass. I know, bro"}, {"start": 14007.6, "end": 14014.6, "text": " I mean you just don't come game."}, {"start": 14014.6, "end": 14015.6, "text": " Hey yo."}, {"start": 14015.6, "end": 14016.6, "text": " Just text me."}, {"start": 14016.6, "end": 14017.6, "text": " I'm actually."}, {"start": 14017.6, "end": 14020.6, "text": " I'll call you."}, {"start": 14020.6, "end": 14022.6, "text": " Yo Joe."}, {"start": 14022.6, "end": 14024.6, "text": " Yo Joe."}, {"start": 14024.6, "end": 14027.6, "text": " Guys every time I call you off stream you're drunk."}, {"start": 14027.6, "end": 14030.6, "text": " You called me one time off stream and it was."}, {"start": 14030.6, "end": 14031.6, "text": " Texted you."}, {"start": 14031.6, "end": 14032.6, "text": " And I was not."}, {"start": 14032.6, "end": 14033.6, "text": " It was not."}, {"start": 14063.6, "end": 14069.1, "text": " I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna show you guys yeah, I like trick I'll take trick I'll take"}, {"start": 14075.16, "end": 14077.54, "text": " We know you pick trick we can see all the board"}, {"start": 14077.84, "end": 14082.52, "text": " You're mood up if it is am be okay. No, no, sorry. If somebody hit"}, {"start": 14083.32, "end": 14088.24, "text": " Radiance over three years ago and they're immortal now how like how much of a drop-off is that that's not a big"}, {"start": 14088.380000000001, "end": 14090.380000000001, "text": " That's like saying that's like saying"}, {"start": 14090.380000000001, "end": 14091.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14091.380000000001, "end": 14092.380000000001, "text": " Somebody a champion?"}, {"start": 14092.380000000001, "end": 14094.380000000001, "text": " So you don't have a diamond now?"}, {"start": 14094.380000000001, "end": 14096.380000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14096.380000000001, "end": 14097.380000000001, "text": " That's a Russell Westbrook."}, {"start": 14097.380000000001, "end": 14103.980000000001, "text": " That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then before champ was a thing and then is now"}, {"start": 14103.980000000001, "end": 14104.980000000001, "text": " Emeralds."}, {"start": 14104.980000000001, "end": 14105.980000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi."}, {"start": 14105.980000000001, "end": 14106.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get Ambi."}, {"start": 14106.980000000001, "end": 14107.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get Ambi."}, {"start": 14107.980000000001, "end": 14108.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get Ambi."}, {"start": 14108.980000000001, "end": 14109.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get Ambi."}, {"start": 14109.980000000001, "end": 14115.02, "text": " He has, he has Timmy and Ambi, yo, like."}, {"start": 14115.02, "end": 14116.02, "text": " Dinksee, I will say."}, {"start": 14116.02, "end": 14117.02, "text": " He's shit, though."}, {"start": 14117.02, "end": 14118.02, "text": " We haven't heard from Ambi."}, {"start": 14118.02, "end": 14119.02, "text": " We haven't heard from Ambi, so you have to call him."}, {"start": 14119.02, "end": 14127.140000000001, "text": " It's like pretty good. Okay. Are you three? Wait hold up. Yeah. Wait. Oh my god. You're right"}, {"start": 14127.140000000001, "end": 14132.9, "text": " Oh my god. Wait, who did you wait? Who are you texting?"}, {"start": 14132.9, "end": 14138.9, "text": " See if they're they're available. Ambi Ambi. I just got to make sure maybe don't draft for a sec. Let me see. Yeah"}, {"start": 14138.9, "end": 14145.9, "text": " Oh, he's a pro see he's fucking good at ballerin. He was able last week, but he was I don't know about this week"}, {"start": 14145.9, "end": 14148.699999999999, "text": " I might have to do another pick."}, {"start": 14148.699999999999, "end": 14155.9, "text": " I can get, I can get, wait, if he's not there, I can get trainwrecks."}, {"start": 14155.9, "end": 14161.94, "text": " Okay, okay, yeah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, okay."}, {"start": 14161.94, "end": 14163.46, "text": " What's about Andy?"}, {"start": 14163.46, "end": 14164.46, "text": " If he doesn't reply."}, {"start": 14164.46, "end": 14166.46, "text": " This is something serious."}, {"start": 14166.46, "end": 14167.46, "text": " TrainwrecksTV?"}, {"start": 14167.46, "end": 14171.3, "text": " Are we gonna have TrainwrecksTV in this journey?"}, {"start": 14171.3, "end": 14174.74, "text": " Wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?"}, {"start": 14174.74, "end": 14176.74, "text": " Mr. Savage"}, {"start": 14191.86, "end": 14195.18, "text": " Yo, actually bro, I'm I yo I was thinking the"}, {"start": 14195.18, "end": 14197.18, "text": " No, he's not."}, {"start": 14197.18, "end": 14199.18, "text": " And then he defends."}, {"start": 14199.18, "end": 14201.18, "text": " Not too much."}, {"start": 14201.18, "end": 14203.18, "text": " Never seen a draft this long."}, {"start": 14203.18, "end": 14205.18, "text": " Lacey, why's he saying that, bro?"}, {"start": 14205.18, "end": 14207.18, "text": " We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey next."}, {"start": 14207.18, "end": 14209.18, "text": " No, that's right. He's defends too."}, {"start": 14209.18, "end": 14211.18, "text": " So he's not coming back for minutes."}, {"start": 14211.18, "end": 14213.18, "text": " Wait, did Jason say what happened this morning or no?"}, {"start": 14213.18, "end": 14215.18, "text": " Yeah, I did."}, {"start": 14215.18, "end": 14217.18, "text": " Can I say anything or no?"}, {"start": 14217.18, "end": 14219.18, "text": " I know Jason hid Darla's car."}, {"start": 14219.18, "end": 14221.18, "text": " Because his car..."}, {"start": 14221.18, "end": 14223.18, "text": " I looked at his recent Spotify songs"}, {"start": 14223.18, "end": 14224.4, "text": " I knew how long he was driving."}, {"start": 14224.4, "end": 14226.74, "text": " I was like, hey!"}, {"start": 14226.74, "end": 14227.74, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14227.74, "end": 14228.74, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14228.74, "end": 14229.74, "text": " Hey, Chad, hey."}, {"start": 14229.74, "end": 14233.26, "text": " Chad, this morning, Jason hit Darla's parked car, bro."}, {"start": 14233.26, "end": 14234.26, "text": " You know why?"}, {"start": 14234.26, "end": 14235.26, "text": " Because that was angry."}, {"start": 14235.26, "end": 14236.26, "text": " That's the second part."}, {"start": 14236.26, "end": 14237.26, "text": " I was angry at the moon."}, {"start": 14237.26, "end": 14238.26, "text": " That was the second part."}, {"start": 14238.26, "end": 14239.26, "text": " You were so angry."}, {"start": 14239.26, "end": 14244.460000000001, "text": " You were very wondering how he would hit cars with your fucking eyes at his butt."}, {"start": 14244.460000000001, "end": 14249.5, "text": " Chad, who should we, I think ideal to is Tifu."}, {"start": 14249.5, "end": 14252.94, "text": " Ah, Cloak saying Raw Dog Mood is very good."}, {"start": 14252.94, "end": 14255.5, "text": " I have not heard of him, but I will take that."}, {"start": 14255.5, "end": 14258.46, "text": " I know High Vives is good, but that would probably be like a third pick."}, {"start": 14258.46, "end": 14259.94, "text": " Kingsman's probably a third pick."}, {"start": 14259.94, "end": 14264.1, "text": " Mr. Savage could be like a second pick, honestly."}, {"start": 14264.1, "end": 14266.86, "text": " Royal Pink was good at R6, but controller player."}, {"start": 14266.86, "end": 14268.42, "text": " Do we know if Skite's controller?"}, {"start": 14268.42, "end": 14269.42, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 14269.42, "end": 14270.42, "text": " Skite and Stompin."}, {"start": 14270.42, "end": 14273.94, "text": " I met both of them, but I can't remember if they're controller."}, {"start": 14273.94, "end": 14274.94, "text": " Is Stompin keyboard?"}, {"start": 14274.94, "end": 14288.220000000001, "text": " just if they're a KBM main player they're just gonna be better. They're both KBM? Is Sky a KBM?"}, {"start": 14295.66, "end": 14299.5, "text": " Well it doesn't matter because my next pick is Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage!"}, {"start": 14299.5, "end": 14301.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14301.62, "end": 14304.82, "text": " Wait so can Andy not play he cannot play"}, {"start": 14306.82, "end": 14308.82, "text": " Yo, I don't think he's answering you bro"}, {"start": 14314.74, "end": 14319.76, "text": " All right, all right, who's up next Lacey it is Lacey Lacey Lacey lock-in Lacey"}, {"start": 14320.98, "end": 14325.74, "text": " Yeah, I can't get up. I can't get him. He's not answering deaf and he's that way. She's just too rich"}, {"start": 14325.74, "end": 14328.9, "text": " Well, it's a problem. You have too much money, bro. You got lucky lock-in expect"}, {"start": 14329.5, "end": 14331.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14341.78, "end": 14344.78, "text": " I'm gonna get raw dog on a team"}, {"start": 14349.18, "end": 14351.18, "text": " Rising girls"}, {"start": 14355.42, "end": 14357.62, "text": " Joe Bar you're on the clock"}, {"start": 14359.5, "end": 14363.06, "text": " I'm gonna be deaf in first second Joe. You're on the clock James. All right"}, {"start": 14363.06, "end": 14372.86, "text": " I don't know if I want Tee-foo or stompin both not valorant players both good KBM players"}, {"start": 14373.46, "end": 14379.38, "text": " Tee-foo better gamer stompin maybe better in the category, but Tee-foo"}, {"start": 14380.74, "end": 14386.2, "text": " Kingsman has insane aim. I played with Kings in the other night. I think he's an ideal third pick out of this squad pool"}, {"start": 14386.2, "end": 14395.2, "text": " he had hopped on very recently I'm I'm down for a stomping and then hopefully"}, {"start": 14395.2, "end": 14401.92, "text": " maybe we get lucky and get to you around three okay the joke you'll hit pick"}, {"start": 14401.92, "end": 14410.320000000002, "text": " second round is stomping oh"}, {"start": 14416.2, "end": 14419.0, "text": " I'm gonna pick a Terran, Terran is mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine"}, {"start": 14419.0, "end": 14420.6, "text": " Alright, who, who?"}, {"start": 14421.5, "end": 14422.1, "text": " Who are you dropping?"}, {"start": 14422.1, "end": 14423.6, "text": " Joe said Stompin'"}, {"start": 14423.6, "end": 14426.1, "text": " It's the wait, actually Stompin' a KDm player?"}, {"start": 14426.7, "end": 14428.800000000001, "text": " Uh, yes, it's totally gone"}, {"start": 14428.800000000001, "end": 14430.0, "text": " Sure!"}, {"start": 14430.0, "end": 14432.900000000001, "text": " Okay, uh, that is a dream block rotation"}, {"start": 14432.900000000001, "end": 14434.400000000001, "text": " Oh my god, look at that to you"}, {"start": 14435.400000000001, "end": 14439.400000000001, "text": " Wow, alright, next up, One One, that is like a dream block rotation"}, {"start": 14439.400000000001, "end": 14440.800000000001, "text": " Alright One One, can I take Sketch?"}, {"start": 14442.800000000001, "end": 14445.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, wait, is Sketch even like playing?"}, {"start": 14445.300000000001, "end": 14447.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna call him."}, {"start": 14447.300000000001, "end": 14449.300000000001, "text": " Oh, he's going. Okay, okay."}, {"start": 14449.300000000001, "end": 14451.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna cheat for us."}, {"start": 14453.300000000001, "end": 14457.300000000001, "text": " Oh, I heard K-Song or Sketch is a good pick, bro."}, {"start": 14457.300000000001, "end": 14459.300000000001, "text": " I'm good, bro."}, {"start": 14459.300000000001, "end": 14461.300000000001, "text": " Is it my pick yet?"}, {"start": 14461.300000000001, "end": 14463.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14463.300000000001, "end": 14465.300000000001, "text": " No, no, no. No, I'm gonna shut up."}, {"start": 14465.300000000001, "end": 14467.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 14467.300000000001, "end": 14469.300000000001, "text": " Ew, oh my God."}, {"start": 14469.300000000001, "end": 14471.300000000001, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 14471.300000000001, "end": 14473.300000000001, "text": " He looks so strong."}, {"start": 14473.300000000001, "end": 14476.68, "text": " No, you're actually on my dick."}, {"start": 14476.68, "end": 14477.68, "text": " All right, on it, on it."}, {"start": 14477.68, "end": 14478.68, "text": " I'm good, bro."}, {"start": 14478.68, "end": 14480.320000000002, "text": " Here's K-Son, KDM."}, {"start": 14480.320000000002, "end": 14481.320000000002, "text": " I know I know."}, {"start": 14481.320000000002, "end": 14483.160000000002, "text": " Not a bad shout, Oni."}, {"start": 14483.160000000002, "end": 14484.2, "text": " Not a bad shout."}, {"start": 14484.2, "end": 14485.2, "text": " Wait, who do you pick?"}, {"start": 14485.2, "end": 14486.2, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 14486.2, "end": 14487.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14487.2, "end": 14488.2, "text": " Richie, bro, Richie."}, {"start": 14488.2, "end": 14489.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14489.2, "end": 14490.2, "text": " Chad, who, who, who?"}, {"start": 14490.2, "end": 14491.2, "text": " Love you."}, {"start": 14491.2, "end": 14492.2, "text": " Was it my turn?"}, {"start": 14492.2, "end": 14493.2, "text": " Not a bad shout at all."}, {"start": 14493.2, "end": 14494.2, "text": " Hey, thank you."}, {"start": 14494.2, "end": 14495.2, "text": " Cheers, my friends."}, {"start": 14495.2, "end": 14496.2, "text": " Cheers, my friends."}, {"start": 14496.2, "end": 14497.2, "text": " Yes, Jason."}, {"start": 14497.2, "end": 14498.2, "text": " This is your pick."}, {"start": 14498.2, "end": 14499.2, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 14499.2, "end": 14501.2, "text": " Tarek's not playing, right?"}, {"start": 14501.2, "end": 14502.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14502.2, "end": 14505.800000000001, "text": " No, we're like 20 fix it. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 14505.800000000001, "end": 14507.800000000001, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 14507.800000000001, "end": 14509.800000000001, "text": " Why is it that?"}, {"start": 14509.800000000001, "end": 14511.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14511.800000000001, "end": 14513.800000000001, "text": " I'm thinking right now."}, {"start": 14513.800000000001, "end": 14515.800000000001, "text": " I'm thinking really hard."}, {"start": 14515.800000000001, "end": 14517.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14517.800000000001, "end": 14519.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14519.800000000001, "end": 14521.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14521.800000000001, "end": 14523.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14523.800000000001, "end": 14525.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14525.800000000001, "end": 14527.800000000001, "text": " Why are you pecking?"}, {"start": 14527.800000000001, "end": 14529.800000000001, "text": " I am gonna go"}, {"start": 14529.800000000001, "end": 14532.7, "text": " with the biggest tea food."}, {"start": 14532.7, "end": 14533.7, "text": " I'm gonna go with tea food here."}, {"start": 14533.7, "end": 14534.7, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 14534.7, "end": 14537.660000000002, "text": " Apparently, Peter Bot wants to play, is that true?"}, {"start": 14537.660000000002, "end": 14539.300000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, I'll pick him, I'll pick him, I'll pick him."}, {"start": 14539.300000000001, "end": 14540.7, "text": " No, no, he's a fucking croak."}, {"start": 14540.7, "end": 14542.580000000002, "text": " I don't want Peter Bot to change my pick, I want to change my pick."}, {"start": 14542.580000000002, "end": 14544.740000000002, "text": " I'm next, this is like what?"}, {"start": 14544.740000000002, "end": 14545.420000000002, "text": " I'm next."}, {"start": 14545.420000000002, "end": 14547.62, "text": " But how good is Peter Bot?"}, {"start": 14547.62, "end": 14550.060000000001, "text": " Well, based on that one, he's got to be crammed."}, {"start": 14550.060000000001, "end": 14553.54, "text": " He's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed."}, {"start": 14553.54, "end": 14554.220000000001, "text": " My team?"}, {"start": 14554.220000000001, "end": 14555.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14555.62, "end": 14558.02, "text": " Now, next up, Ron Dale Dingle."}, {"start": 14558.02, "end": 14563.52, "text": " Do we need a substitute? I forget someone. Wait, what did Chris next door say, agent?"}, {"start": 14563.52, "end": 14569.02, "text": " Nah, Traffin Peterbott. I got a player ready, bro. His name is Laze. I got a player ready."}, {"start": 14569.02, "end": 14572.02, "text": " Let's get it, bro. Get Laze, Laze. Get Laze right here."}, {"start": 14572.02, "end": 14577.02, "text": " Joker, thank you for the 10. Get this little sub. Like, Ork, Balls, and Mac. ST, Lava,"}, {"start": 14577.02, "end": 14582.02, "text": " Chela, Chela. No, no, no. It's too much. It's too much. Too much. Too much. Too much."}, {"start": 14582.02, "end": 14584.02, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 14585.66, "end": 14589.140000000001, "text": " So no so we can't have them we don't need something to do fuck no fuck no"}, {"start": 14592.380000000001, "end": 14595.800000000001, "text": " Wait why are the people spinning question what happened? Oh, he's diamond"}, {"start": 14597.380000000001, "end": 14604.060000000001, "text": " So I'm done is way too good. We will rank his mazes run. We're like a diamond. They're saying yeah"}, {"start": 14605.220000000001, "end": 14609.58, "text": " He literally said he's I'm snitching. He's immortal. He's not immortal"}, {"start": 14609.58, "end": 14617.58, "text": " I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute Chris might be down Chris. Yeah,"}, {"start": 14617.58, "end": 14625.3, "text": " not Chris. I'm not going to pick Chris. Anyway, so yeah, we could. Well, I have a feeling"}, {"start": 14625.3, "end": 14629.66, "text": " I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft, I think I know whose team he's going to end"}, {"start": 14629.66, "end": 14635.34, "text": " up on. I agree with that mood. I might as well draft him down. Yeah. I don't want"}, {"start": 14635.34, "end": 14637.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14638.92, "end": 14643.98, "text": " Chris like Chris next door. Yeah, yeah, you just slot him in on Moodus team"}, {"start": 14646.5, "end": 14648.5, "text": " Jason's team is actually stacked this is like"}, {"start": 14651.460000000001, "end": 14657.82, "text": " You literally hit a parked car twice I met you how is that for I get him to I made yeah, I can never fail"}, {"start": 14657.82, "end": 14660.32, "text": " Yo, I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger"}, {"start": 14665.34, "end": 14671.380000000001, "text": " go. Uh, okay, Lisa. So we have to figure it out for us. I'm saying is it"}, {"start": 14671.380000000001, "end": 14676.58, "text": " late? Oh, we can just get in late. So I can pay like better than these people."}, {"start": 14676.58, "end": 14680.54, "text": " I mean, I don't know. This is pretty decent. He's good, bro. He is good."}, {"start": 14680.54, "end": 14683.06, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is this going to be"}, {"start": 14683.06, "end": 14688.380000000001, "text": " like how we gonna stop me if I'm gonna stop me. I'm gonna stop a high tier"}, {"start": 14688.380000000001, "end": 14691.54, "text": " players mid draft. I agree. That's that's that's that's that's that's"}, {"start": 14691.54, "end": 14699.740000000002, "text": " That's a really good shout. I think that's a pretty fair shout. Yeah"}, {"start": 14708.380000000001, "end": 14710.380000000001, "text": " That's like how you would ruin the draft"}, {"start": 14712.580000000002, "end": 14717.740000000002, "text": " Text me all for two weeks, so I don't know I need to know so so do I make a pic or we getting a substitute"}, {"start": 14721.54, "end": 14726.62, "text": " Why don't we just get why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end bro like it's I just get a variety creator"}, {"start": 14726.62, "end": 14728.7, "text": " Just get Chris just get Chris just act"}, {"start": 14732.54, "end": 14734.54, "text": " Crispy the call to the campaign on veteran"}, {"start": 14740.62, "end": 14744.740000000002, "text": " So we're not getting a fill I can get I can get I can get a fill we need one"}, {"start": 14744.74, "end": 14750.52, "text": " Um, I just we need to get so much cod campaign, which we need to fill the more"}, {"start": 14750.52, "end": 14752.68, "text": " this goes on, it's gonna be harder and harder to get a fill."}, {"start": 14752.68, "end": 14753.68, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 14753.68, "end": 14754.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14754.68, "end": 14755.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14755.68, "end": 14756.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14756.68, "end": 14757.68, "text": " I can get Sunny."}, {"start": 14757.68, "end": 14759.18, "text": " She's like gold, I think."}, {"start": 14759.18, "end": 14760.18, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14760.18, "end": 14761.18, "text": " Yeah, gold."}, {"start": 14761.18, "end": 14762.18, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14762.18, "end": 14763.18, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14763.18, "end": 14765.18, "text": " So now Sunny's gonna be on the list."}, {"start": 14765.18, "end": 14766.18, "text": " Wait, nevermind."}, {"start": 14766.18, "end": 14767.18, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 14767.18, "end": 14768.18, "text": " Chadda, anybody want to play?"}, {"start": 14768.18, "end": 14769.18, "text": " I'm being stupid."}, {"start": 14769.18, "end": 14770.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14770.18, "end": 14771.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 14771.18, "end": 14772.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 14772.18, "end": 14799.300000000001, "text": " I got a diamond camera man bro. Let me call you banana and shy for the sub zero to tier three Andrew"}, {"start": 14799.300000000001, "end": 14802.7, "text": " Love of the subchow and Steve think of the sub myth Jasper don't think of it at three"}, {"start": 14802.7, "end": 14803.300000000001, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 14803.300000000001, "end": 14804.080000000002, "text": " Rita Grinch River"}, {"start": 14804.080000000002, "end": 14809.000000000002, "text": " Make it easier when I deal with stuff to go through thank you once again W fucking chat thank you for the five Reggie think of the five"}, {"start": 14809.000000000002, "end": 14814.840000000002, "text": " You smile. Thank you Z Robbie for the sub 33 inch room for the sub French and Glock for giving him arm in V tape TV monk"}, {"start": 14814.840000000002, "end": 14817.380000000001, "text": " Apollo for the sub to think of the 15 or to bitties again"}, {"start": 14818.420000000002, "end": 14820.420000000002, "text": " Banana thinking of the sub"}, {"start": 14822.580000000002, "end": 14825.140000000001, "text": " Let's keep it as easy as possible Muda you go"}, {"start": 14825.14, "end": 14830.3, "text": " I mean we're talking unfair by the way before we didn't say that bro. Jinxie has me mr."}, {"start": 14830.3, "end": 14834.58, "text": " Sam it but I know I think it's gonna be that's what I'm saying this every TV here is unironically"}, {"start": 14834.58, "end": 14840.519999999999, "text": " stacked yeah yeah yeah let's see y'all look at that let me see that well you ate"}, {"start": 14840.519999999999, "end": 14847.38, "text": " it I like it down on a dog right now. Kite yeah Kite was like a mortal it's pretty good"}, {"start": 14847.38, "end": 14854.26, "text": " like everybody's pretty good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 14884.26, "end": 14888.42, "text": " So, you have two geometry dash players on the team."}, {"start": 14888.42, "end": 14891.1, "text": " No, you're a pick-up, no, you're a pick-up."}, {"start": 14891.1, "end": 14892.1, "text": " You're already picked."}, {"start": 14892.1, "end": 14893.6, "text": " But once you pick, it's done."}, {"start": 14893.6, "end": 14895.7, "text": " But once you say an aim, it's done."}, {"start": 14895.7, "end": 14897.7, "text": " All right, yo, guys, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 14897.7, "end": 14898.7, "text": " I think so, it's bronze."}, {"start": 14898.7, "end": 14899.7, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 14899.7, "end": 14900.7, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 14900.7, "end": 14901.7, "text": " You told me."}, {"start": 14901.7, "end": 14902.7, "text": " Anybody can laugh."}, {"start": 14902.7, "end": 14905.7, "text": " So, who does the action have done now?"}, {"start": 14905.7, "end": 14906.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14906.7, "end": 14907.7, "text": " For my next pick."}, {"start": 14907.7, "end": 14908.7, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14908.7, "end": 14909.7, "text": " Hey, hi, guys."}, {"start": 14909.7, "end": 14911.7, "text": " What's your rank on, what's your rank on Battle and Hive, Mike?"}, {"start": 14911.7, "end": 14914.18, "text": " Oh, I think like bronze two or something"}, {"start": 14916.740000000002, "end": 14918.740000000002, "text": " Shit, I'm down"}, {"start": 14919.34, "end": 14921.34, "text": " If you want to win"}, {"start": 14923.460000000001, "end": 14925.460000000001, "text": " Watchport in this event"}, {"start": 14927.34, "end": 14930.140000000001, "text": " I'm literally gonna get a cup chair, bro"}, {"start": 14934.220000000001, "end": 14936.140000000001, "text": " Yo, you're just so fucking sweet"}, {"start": 14936.14, "end": 14939.14, "text": " Peck Moodle. Moodle, your third pick should be Youssef."}, {"start": 14941.14, "end": 14943.14, "text": " Ron, you're fat. Ron, you're fat."}, {"start": 14943.14, "end": 14945.14, "text": " You literally could put on glasses on your face."}, {"start": 14945.14, "end": 14948.14, "text": " You look like what they sell in Halloween stores with the glasses with the nose catch."}, {"start": 14948.14, "end": 14950.14, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 14950.14, "end": 14952.14, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14952.14, "end": 14954.14, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 14954.14, "end": 14956.14, "text": " Wait, Ron, do you have the pretzels?"}, {"start": 14956.14, "end": 14958.14, "text": " No, I threw them away, bro. I'm fucking tired."}, {"start": 14958.14, "end": 14960.14, "text": " Why did you eat them all?"}, {"start": 14960.14, "end": 14964.14, "text": " No, one of my viewers has said in my PO box that he said chocolate with the pretzels."}, {"start": 14964.14, "end": 14970.34, "text": " At least for the that's even worse. You should not eat that don't eat anything. I know I got it. I have my screens"}, {"start": 14971.98, "end": 14974.359999999999, "text": " Bro, I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels. Oh god"}, {"start": 14978.699999999999, "end": 14986.48, "text": " Chat who do we pick who do we pick for a third? I'm fine with case in Kingsman Skype"}, {"start": 14986.48, "end": 14992.76, "text": " What is that, what's that doing up there?"}, {"start": 14992.76, "end": 14995.64, "text": " Dude Muda bro, dude you might get first rounded dude."}, {"start": 14995.64, "end": 14999.76, "text": " Alright, with my next pick in the draft is Sikuno."}, {"start": 14999.76, "end": 15000.76, "text": " Holy stacker bro."}, {"start": 15000.76, "end": 15004.24, "text": " My next pick is, ay I'm here to win y'all, here to win."}, {"start": 15004.24, "end": 15008.039999999999, "text": " This is getting like intense man, it's gonna be stacked."}, {"start": 15008.039999999999, "end": 15011.199999999999, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is all unfair bro."}, {"start": 15011.199999999999, "end": 15014.359999999999, "text": " This is what it comes down to in the last round of draft, like anybody can draft"}, {"start": 15014.359999999999, "end": 15016.359999999999, "text": " in the first round and just pick the best people."}, {"start": 15016.36, "end": 15019.960000000001, "text": " When you get into the deep rounds, this is where the real drafting skill comes out."}, {"start": 15019.960000000001, "end": 15021.960000000001, "text": " This is where the real drafting skill comes out."}, {"start": 15021.960000000001, "end": 15023.460000000001, "text": " Chad, who are you?"}, {"start": 15023.460000000001, "end": 15025.460000000001, "text": " Macy, eat your up, bro."}, {"start": 15025.460000000001, "end": 15031.960000000001, "text": " With my next pick in the draft, I would like to choose all the way from Staten Island, Silky-Dilky-Woo."}, {"start": 15031.960000000001, "end": 15035.460000000001, "text": " Silky-Dilky-Woo, welcome to Team Red Arranger's Name. Let's do it. Come on!"}, {"start": 15035.460000000001, "end": 15039.460000000001, "text": " And burn that team to the ground. Burn that team to the ground."}, {"start": 15039.460000000001, "end": 15042.460000000001, "text": " You got Silky, and it's not even the last round."}, {"start": 15042.460000000001, "end": 15044.460000000001, "text": " Are you picked Silky, Lacey?"}, {"start": 15044.460000000001, "end": 15045.78, "text": " I think Silky played Valorant."}, {"start": 15045.78, "end": 15047.78, "text": " No, I think Silky told me he actually played him."}, {"start": 15047.78, "end": 15050.380000000001, "text": " Silky played his Valorant Marvel rivals."}, {"start": 15050.380000000001, "end": 15050.880000000001, "text": " He's good."}, {"start": 15050.880000000001, "end": 15053.460000000001, "text": " Wait, that's not a horrible pick."}, {"start": 15053.460000000001, "end": 15054.460000000001, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 15054.460000000001, "end": 15056.380000000001, "text": " Yo, how about a pick?"}, {"start": 15056.380000000001, "end": 15058.220000000001, "text": " No, not yet, not yet."}, {"start": 15058.220000000001, "end": 15060.140000000001, "text": " Agent, you are on the board."}, {"start": 15060.140000000001, "end": 15061.460000000001, "text": " Agent, you are on the board."}, {"start": 15061.460000000001, "end": 15062.460000000001, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 15062.460000000001, "end": 15063.060000000001, "text": " What do you feel, Agent?"}, {"start": 15063.060000000001, "end": 15064.26, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 15064.26, "end": 15065.820000000002, "text": " Take your time."}, {"start": 15065.820000000002, "end": 15069.02, "text": " Kat, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine."}, {"start": 15069.02, "end": 15070.34, "text": " My team looks so good."}, {"start": 15070.34, "end": 15071.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, no team, Cam, dude."}, {"start": 15071.660000000002, "end": 15073.980000000001, "text": " You got red lines like it's FIFA, bro."}, {"start": 15073.98, "end": 15077.66, "text": " I got fucking yellow lines, green lines."}, {"start": 15077.66, "end": 15079.3, "text": " Yeah, I know what you're saying."}, {"start": 15079.3, "end": 15081.859999999999, "text": " Boink is level seven, bro."}, {"start": 15081.859999999999, "end": 15083.539999999999, "text": " Like, that is so unfair, bro."}, {"start": 15083.539999999999, "end": 15084.82, "text": " Yeah, I know what you're saying."}, {"start": 15084.82, "end": 15085.9, "text": " Really nice."}, {"start": 15085.9, "end": 15086.699999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15086.699999999999, "end": 15087.82, "text": " What's your rank?"}, {"start": 15087.82, "end": 15088.939999999999, "text": " He's bronze."}, {"start": 15088.939999999999, "end": 15089.58, "text": " He's bronze."}, {"start": 15093.859999999999, "end": 15096.34, "text": " Bro, my entire chat told me to pick Zoink."}, {"start": 15096.34, "end": 15097.699999999999, "text": " They said that he was ascendance."}, {"start": 15097.699999999999, "end": 15100.82, "text": " He's fucking level seven."}, {"start": 15100.82, "end": 15103.22, "text": " Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat."}, {"start": 15103.98, "end": 15111.18, "text": " Yeah, you didn't even think you just yo, what's king's king's his rank Kingsman"}, {"start": 15112.38, "end": 15114.38, "text": " I played with him like two days"}, {"start": 15121.74, "end": 15124.1, "text": " Yeah, like disgusting at marble rivals"}, {"start": 15124.1, "end": 15126.1, "text": " but I don't know about battle."}, {"start": 15128.6, "end": 15130.1, "text": " Ho, ho, ho!"}, {"start": 15130.1, "end": 15132.1, "text": " I mean, he's like number one in all enough character."}, {"start": 15132.1, "end": 15135.1, "text": " Yo, yo, Agent, it's been about a minute, 30."}, {"start": 15138.6, "end": 15140.1, "text": " What's that? What's that joke?"}, {"start": 15140.1, "end": 15141.6, "text": " It's been about a minute, 30."}, {"start": 15141.6, "end": 15143.1, "text": " Oh, yeah, keep it count!"}, {"start": 15143.1, "end": 15144.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15144.1, "end": 15146.1, "text": " Guys, we gotta play."}, {"start": 15147.6, "end": 15152.1, "text": " Level 6 Magic, you know."}, {"start": 15152.1, "end": 15162.1, "text": " I'm a gamer you know the map"}, {"start": 15162.1, "end": 15165.1, "text": " Yes. Yeah. I bet you're on the"}, {"start": 15165.1, "end": 15168.1, "text": " team. Congratulations. Thoughts"}, {"start": 15168.1, "end": 15170.1, "text": " on soil. That's a player. Thoughts"}, {"start": 15170.1, "end": 15172.1, "text": " on soil. I feel like you might"}, {"start": 15172.1, "end": 15174.1, "text": " have snuck under the radar here."}, {"start": 15174.1, "end": 15178.1, "text": " Joe Bart third pick already locked"}, {"start": 15178.1, "end": 15181.1, "text": " it in. This is going to be a"}, {"start": 15181.1, "end": 15184.74, "text": " a winner loss segment here, Kingsman."}, {"start": 15185.7, "end": 15190.18, "text": " Holy vibes, holy vibe stack, holy vibes."}, {"start": 15190.18, "end": 15193.7, "text": " Joe Bar, squishy, stoppin' Kingsman."}, {"start": 15193.7, "end": 15195.380000000001, "text": " One, you're on the clock."}, {"start": 15196.220000000001, "end": 15197.98, "text": " I'll pick my big boys all, bro."}, {"start": 15197.98, "end": 15200.26, "text": " It's all off and suckin'."}, {"start": 15200.26, "end": 15201.7, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 15203.82, "end": 15205.86, "text": " One has the will, okay, Jason."}, {"start": 15207.78, "end": 15210.58, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna be thinking for a little bit here."}, {"start": 15210.58, "end": 15211.539999999999, "text": " That's OK."}, {"start": 15211.539999999999, "end": 15213.9, "text": " Yeah, a little bit under a minute."}, {"start": 15213.9, "end": 15216.34, "text": " But not five minutes."}, {"start": 15216.34, "end": 15218.06, "text": " Joe, Joe, the timekeeper."}, {"start": 15218.06, "end": 15219.46, "text": " I am the timekeeper, bro."}, {"start": 15219.46, "end": 15221.46, "text": " I'm making sure this shit shuds along."}, {"start": 15221.46, "end": 15224.34, "text": " We've got a star's attorney at 7.30."}, {"start": 15224.34, "end": 15227.18, "text": " Guys, I never even took time."}, {"start": 15227.18, "end": 15229.18, "text": " It was just, I needed a help."}, {"start": 15229.18, "end": 15230.18, "text": " Yo, Jogo, real quick."}, {"start": 15230.18, "end": 15232.18, "text": " We playing all first game same time, right?"}, {"start": 15232.18, "end": 15234.58, "text": " So every game is at the same time,"}, {"start": 15234.58, "end": 15235.9, "text": " also same with semis."}, {"start": 15235.9, "end": 15236.62, "text": " All the games are."}, {"start": 15236.62, "end": 15238.06, "text": " Oh, hell yeah."}, {"start": 15238.06, "end": 15239.74, "text": " All right, that was definitely."}, {"start": 15239.74, "end": 15240.539999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15240.54, "end": 15241.7, "text": " It's gonna fly."}, {"start": 15241.7, "end": 15242.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15242.460000000001, "end": 15244.980000000001, "text": " OK, I'm not going to be a time key."}, {"start": 15244.980000000001, "end": 15247.300000000001, "text": " Hey, Muda, how long does a game of Valorant take?"}, {"start": 15247.300000000001, "end": 15248.460000000001, "text": " Like, realistically, a close game?"}, {"start": 15248.460000000001, "end": 15249.5, "text": " 40 to 45."}, {"start": 15249.5, "end": 15250.26, "text": " 30, 30, 30, 40."}, {"start": 15250.26, "end": 15251.900000000001, "text": " So just V01 every round."}, {"start": 15251.900000000001, "end": 15252.26, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 15252.26, "end": 15252.900000000001, "text": " Simple."}, {"start": 15252.900000000001, "end": 15253.54, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 15253.54, "end": 15254.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, just like CS."}, {"start": 15254.300000000001, "end": 15255.300000000001, "text": " It'll fly."}, {"start": 15255.300000000001, "end": 15255.800000000001, "text": " It'll fly."}, {"start": 15255.800000000001, "end": 15256.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, it'll fly."}, {"start": 15256.300000000001, "end": 15260.1, "text": " I think these will actually be longer games than CS."}, {"start": 15260.1, "end": 15261.18, "text": " CS is way faster, guys."}, {"start": 15261.18, "end": 15262.78, "text": " Not a bad challenge."}, {"start": 15262.78, "end": 15264.42, "text": " Nervous."}, {"start": 15264.42, "end": 15266.140000000001, "text": " OK, who's on the clock?"}, {"start": 15266.140000000001, "end": 15267.42, "text": " I just thought I'm going to get fucking mad."}, {"start": 15267.42, "end": 15268.18, "text": " Jason is broke."}, {"start": 15268.18, "end": 15269.18, "text": " Come on, Jason."}, {"start": 15269.18, "end": 15269.820000000002, "text": " Come on, Jason."}, {"start": 15269.82, "end": 15273.82, "text": " I'm gonna pick it for like a"}, {"start": 15273.82, "end": 15276.82, "text": " is Poppy cracks. How good is"}, {"start": 15276.82, "end": 15278.82, "text": " Poppy 30 more seconds 30"}, {"start": 15278.82, "end": 15280.82, "text": " bro I think there is Jason"}, {"start": 15280.82, "end": 15282.82, "text": " two sketch bro. Arkey wins"}, {"start": 15282.82, "end": 15284.82, "text": " every tournament. So I don't"}, {"start": 15284.82, "end": 15286.82, "text": " hold on. I don't know if it's"}, {"start": 15286.82, "end": 15288.82, "text": " like his vibe or something."}, {"start": 15288.82, "end": 15290.82, "text": " Arkey will get us through your"}, {"start": 15290.82, "end": 15294.82, "text": " team. All right. With I got"}, {"start": 15294.82, "end": 15297.82, "text": " to pick. I'm gonna go with"}, {"start": 15297.82, "end": 15303.1, "text": " Jason's calming right now looking them up. They're fucking immortal too"}, {"start": 15312.58, "end": 15319.82, "text": " I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you who are send it T foo who's probably the best gamer that he's seen"}, {"start": 15323.22, "end": 15327.14, "text": " It's it's calling a spade a spade dude who's good at life, bro"}, {"start": 15327.82, "end": 15329.82, "text": " He's good like wake"}, {"start": 15330.779999999999, "end": 15334.699999999999, "text": " T threw us to drink like four or five coronas before we start. Yes, bro"}, {"start": 15337.82, "end": 15341.38, "text": " All right now next on the list we have Ron Bale"}, {"start": 15341.38, "end": 15347.32, "text": " Dangle Ron take a job. Oh, it's not calling me that man. I just love saying it. I love saying it. Okay"}, {"start": 15349.38, "end": 15356.699999999999, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told"}, {"start": 15356.7, "end": 15361.52, "text": " What is that your final pick hold on run even pick yet. Just say what is this?"}, {"start": 15361.52, "end": 15363.980000000001, "text": " What is this dealer? No deal ass shit. You just selected"}, {"start": 15367.58, "end": 15369.980000000001, "text": " All I said is I heard she's really good"}, {"start": 15372.5, "end": 15376.740000000002, "text": " Poppy is a seat she's a siege champion, but she's not good at valor now"}, {"start": 15376.740000000002, "end": 15381.68, "text": " She said I asked she said I just gotta be fair. She said she's unranked. She's not a rank"}, {"start": 15386.7, "end": 15393.380000000001, "text": " I'm not kidding, yo, but if he doesn't if he doesn't"}, {"start": 15393.380000000001, "end": 15398.78, "text": " pop it doesn't you're definitely picking Joe you have this but I'll be honest with you"}, {"start": 15398.78, "end": 15408.18, "text": " hold on hold on hold on I don't want fucking arkey bro or sketch or case on or use it."}, {"start": 15408.18, "end": 15414.58, "text": " I'm not gonna say this my boy Skype he's a top tier seed player you know about yeah"}, {"start": 15414.58, "end": 15416.58, "text": " I don't know the timekeeper saying"}, {"start": 15421.1, "end": 15423.1, "text": " It's all time"}, {"start": 15432.34, "end": 15436.42, "text": " Moodus chats right now just chirping up how you sips probably the best player in a"}, {"start": 15436.42, "end": 15445.02, "text": " I'm pretty sure you said streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago"}, {"start": 15445.78, "end": 15446.98, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15446.98, "end": 15452.460000000001, "text": " You said a headlight from use of would demote me use if use if he's a B2 burn out"}, {"start": 15452.58, "end": 15457.04, "text": " No, he streams as a peanut. I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now. Yeah"}, {"start": 15459.04, "end": 15462.26, "text": " Yo, Joe hit the time thing bro, you'll hit the time thing again"}, {"start": 15462.26, "end": 15465.78, "text": " I'm on the timer, bro. He's got like 30 seconds and he's deaf and what am I gonna do?"}, {"start": 15466.42, "end": 15470.42, "text": " Holy fuck, it's lost, lost it."}, {"start": 15470.42, "end": 15473.42, "text": " Oh, bro, I think I have a system on my shoulders."}, {"start": 15473.42, "end": 15474.42, "text": " Should I be worried?"}, {"start": 15474.42, "end": 15475.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15475.42, "end": 15476.42, "text": " You need me to pop it?"}, {"start": 15476.42, "end": 15479.42, "text": " Bro, there's something like bold up here."}, {"start": 15479.42, "end": 15480.42, "text": " Yo, what's good?"}, {"start": 15480.42, "end": 15481.42, "text": " Yo, time's up, man."}, {"start": 15481.42, "end": 15482.42, "text": " We need to pack."}, {"start": 15482.42, "end": 15485.42, "text": " Let's see who's who can see."}, {"start": 15485.42, "end": 15487.42, "text": " So, players are left."}, {"start": 15487.42, "end": 15492.42, "text": " Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin, Sketch, Pillay,"}, {"start": 15492.42, "end": 15496.92, "text": " Sky, Yousif, Arky, and Alicia."}, {"start": 15496.92, "end": 15502.04, "text": " Now I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling you Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege is actually pretty good"}, {"start": 15502.04, "end": 15505.6, "text": " on Rainbow Six Siege also."}, {"start": 15505.6, "end": 15511.08, "text": " Respectfully, I don't know."}, {"start": 15511.08, "end": 15515.72, "text": " Yamuda is building the fucking Nightmare Block rotation right now."}, {"start": 15515.72, "end": 15517.32, "text": " How much prep time you need?"}, {"start": 15517.32, "end": 15519.28, "text": " Negative it's your game bro, pick somebody!"}, {"start": 15519.28, "end": 15524.0, "text": " You literally deafen and talk to a shot like it's like you guys just you sit there gap in your"}, {"start": 15529.28, "end": 15535.94, "text": " Now guys here is your chance skype is not playing but don't worry. He's a level zero so we can just find another level zero"}, {"start": 15536.060000000001, "end": 15538.060000000001, "text": " Okay, that's cool"}, {"start": 15538.560000000001, "end": 15544.320000000002, "text": " I know what rank is our key. What rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna. Oh, that's what I'm"}, {"start": 15544.480000000001, "end": 15547.400000000001, "text": " Now we're asking questions. We're deaf in the whole time. What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 15547.4, "end": 15553.24, "text": " Is in a car yeah, I think I think I think I think I think I think you like you like you like"}, {"start": 15553.24, "end": 15555.14, "text": " I'm at pilot"}, {"start": 15555.14, "end": 15558.64, "text": " I'm not, I'm not, can I say something to you real quick?"}, {"start": 15558.64, "end": 15559.64, "text": " Yeah, go bro, go"}, {"start": 15559.64, "end": 15566.039999999999, "text": " Uh, pilot is on, uh, he's in Hawaii playing on a laptop, he said to tell him after you"}, {"start": 15566.039999999999, "end": 15567.039999999999, "text": " draft him"}, {"start": 15567.039999999999, "end": 15572.96, "text": " Yo, everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda"}, {"start": 15602.960000000001, "end": 15606.160000000002, "text": " losing the Jinxie tournament, I'm going to take the title."}, {"start": 15606.160000000002, "end": 15608.28, "text": " I'm going to take the title for winning Jinxie tournament."}, {"start": 15608.28, "end": 15610.36, "text": " All right, my next pick is Alicia."}, {"start": 15610.36, "end": 15611.36, "text": " Alicia, Alicia."}, {"start": 15611.36, "end": 15613.880000000001, "text": " No fucking bitch."}, {"start": 15613.880000000001, "end": 15617.12, "text": " I was looking."}, {"start": 15617.12, "end": 15618.28, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 15618.28, "end": 15619.640000000001, "text": " I don't want to have an orc-y chat."}, {"start": 15619.640000000001, "end": 15620.640000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15620.640000000001, "end": 15622.76, "text": " Next up, we got Lacey."}, {"start": 15622.76, "end": 15624.36, "text": " Skydisk playing, so everybody on that."}, {"start": 15628.480000000001, "end": 15629.480000000001, "text": " My Alicia."}, {"start": 15629.480000000001, "end": 15631.84, "text": " What the fuck was that noise?"}, {"start": 15631.84, "end": 15633.64, "text": " Oh my god, my team looks so good."}, {"start": 15633.64, "end": 15635.16, "text": " My team is so calm."}, {"start": 15635.16, "end": 15637.56, "text": " Wait, so who's going to be the last pick?"}, {"start": 15637.56, "end": 15639.0, "text": " K-Sign could be Sleeper, bro."}, {"start": 15639.0, "end": 15639.68, "text": " He plays CS."}, {"start": 15639.68, "end": 15645.44, "text": " I think last pick is probably you, or he's sketch."}, {"start": 15645.44, "end": 15648.08, "text": " He's sketch."}, {"start": 15648.08, "end": 15648.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15648.44, "end": 15650.44, "text": " After seeing what's sketch, it's"}, {"start": 15650.44, "end": 15652.56, "text": " Jigsie on a fucking Rockville tournament."}, {"start": 15652.56, "end": 15653.960000000001, "text": " I don't think I'll."}, {"start": 15653.960000000001, "end": 15654.64, "text": " I don't think I'll."}, {"start": 15654.64, "end": 15655.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15655.2, "end": 15657.52, "text": " Also, wait, didn't sketch play the CS tournament?"}, {"start": 15657.52, "end": 15658.76, "text": " I think he went 3 and 30."}, {"start": 15658.76, "end": 15659.48, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 15659.48, "end": 15661.44, "text": " I think he was on Squishy's team, though."}, {"start": 15661.44, "end": 15668.0, "text": " So yeah, but I think he went like three and 30."}, {"start": 15668.0, "end": 15668.560000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 15668.560000000001, "end": 15669.6, "text": " It was something insane."}, {"start": 15669.6, "end": 15672.68, "text": " What was it you had most of Katie?"}, {"start": 15672.68, "end": 15673.68, "text": " Oh, 2 and 21."}, {"start": 15673.68, "end": 15675.76, "text": " That's not the one I'm talking about."}, {"start": 15675.76, "end": 15678.16, "text": " OK, can we change the title for my butt itching, bro?"}, {"start": 15678.16, "end": 15680.08, "text": " Can we just make it Val attorney time?"}, {"start": 15680.08, "end": 15682.08, "text": " Can you see?"}, {"start": 15682.08, "end": 15685.44, "text": " Wait, yep, one sec, guys."}, {"start": 15685.44, "end": 15686.04, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 15686.04, "end": 15689.44, "text": " The timekeeper saying that your time's up, Lacey."}, {"start": 15689.44, "end": 15691.36, "text": " What game does Royal Penguin come from?"}, {"start": 15691.36, "end": 15706.36, "text": " He's a siege controller player, by the way, so what does that mean?"}, {"start": 15706.36, "end": 15710.36, "text": " But Kason's pretty solid SCS."}, {"start": 15710.36, "end": 15711.36, "text": " Yo, Lacey."}, {"start": 15711.36, "end": 15712.36, "text": " The clock's ticking."}, {"start": 15712.36, "end": 15715.36, "text": " Yo, Gritzy, JC, what's Royal Penguin's experience?"}, {"start": 15715.36, "end": 15718.36, "text": " He is a R6 champion."}, {"start": 15718.36, "end": 15719.36, "text": " Let me actually ask."}, {"start": 15719.36, "end": 15727.12, "text": " in the group chat. He's an R6 champ. I think he's okay. I think he's pretty good. I think"}, {"start": 15727.12, "end": 15735.560000000001, "text": " he's pretty good. I actually should have picked him. He was warming up yesterday. Like"}, {"start": 15735.560000000001, "end": 15743.2, "text": " he's taking it. What's blue mean? I want them. Give me, give me, give me, case on."}, {"start": 15743.2, "end": 15750.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, motherfucker, man. Yo, all right. It's on the table"}, {"start": 15751.560000000001, "end": 15753.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 15753.060000000001, "end": 15758.640000000001, "text": " All right, you welcome to the team on there. You with us now bro. Congratulations. I want to pick Tarky damn it"}, {"start": 15759.240000000002, "end": 15761.640000000001, "text": " Hey, we're like when it flat Lacey flat black"}, {"start": 15762.6, "end": 15765.0, "text": " Well, it's a little too late for that. Yeah"}, {"start": 15766.320000000002, "end": 15772.720000000001, "text": " Plot on controller or KDM. I don't think it matters. I think we know what skites in the tourney, right?"}, {"start": 15773.2, "end": 15775.2, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 15780.76, "end": 15783.480000000001, "text": " He downloaded Valorant this yes"}, {"start": 15784.720000000001, "end": 15787.44, "text": " He's in my chat and said send me home. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 15787.960000000001, "end": 15791.92, "text": " He wants to play with stoppin cuz he loves I do have IRL 10 with Skype though"}, {"start": 15791.92, "end": 15797.640000000001, "text": " So I this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines between your team is actually gonna 99"}, {"start": 15799.36, "end": 15801.36, "text": " I think I'm gonna draft Skype"}, {"start": 15801.68, "end": 15805.12, "text": " Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay now"}, {"start": 15805.880000000001, "end": 15807.880000000001, "text": " Ony pixel"}, {"start": 15808.08, "end": 15809.76, "text": " It's your draft bro"}, {"start": 15809.76, "end": 15816.02, "text": " Well, I know that's a great act. That is yeah, that's probably the best pick there. Okay, Jason"}, {"start": 15817.04, "end": 15820.44, "text": " We're coming down to the final four here. Who wait, which was Danny?"}, {"start": 15821.16, "end": 15823.16, "text": " That's a final way. Oh"}, {"start": 15823.44, "end": 15826.720000000001, "text": " Finally finally finally she's catching you sir. So wait"}, {"start": 15827.400000000001, "end": 15829.24, "text": " see"}, {"start": 15829.24, "end": 15838.32, "text": " Hey, hey, I'm not using sketch. So I just want to let you know I will be picking"}, {"start": 15840.36, "end": 15842.36, "text": " You"}, {"start": 15842.36, "end": 15845.76, "text": " I will be picking Danny. I don't know. He's"}, {"start": 15846.8, "end": 15848.8, "text": " Yeah, the sketch on Mooda's team"}, {"start": 15851.64, "end": 15857.46, "text": " So Mooda, let me break down your team. Hey, Mooda, you have trick good you have"}, {"start": 15859.24, "end": 15866.039999999999, "text": " was good you have to lap who's playing on a lap car and then you have sketch if you deserve the money"}, {"start": 15866.039999999999, "end": 15874.039999999999, "text": " that ass wait there's money wait there's money yeah five five brand brand wait we each get a"}, {"start": 15874.039999999999, "end": 15880.44, "text": " thousand dollars beer we need to get two hundred subs at the beach wait which Danny is it we wish"}, {"start": 15880.44, "end": 15886.84, "text": " Danny is it I've talked to them about making the lobby guys it's B01 if we can do B03 finals"}, {"start": 15886.84, "end": 15888.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15889.880000000001, "end": 15893.880000000001, "text": " Say you do be a one every game but finals and we just play at the same time. Yeah"}, {"start": 15895.24, "end": 15897.82, "text": " I don't know. I just went off Twitter"}, {"start": 15900.44, "end": 15902.44, "text": " Dude, I love my team"}, {"start": 15908.4, "end": 15916.32, "text": " I love our team me squishy stop in Kingsman skite stop in sky are like same country"}, {"start": 15916.32, "end": 15923.279999999999, "text": " the same team, a green line between them. Squishy cracked at CS, also pro and fucking"}, {"start": 15923.279999999999, "end": 15929.279999999999, "text": " Rocket League just coded gamer. Kingsman, top 500 in every game that he fucking touches,"}, {"start": 15929.279999999999, "end": 15939.279999999999, "text": " and then Joe Bart. Vibes. You know. And then there's me."}, {"start": 15939.28, "end": 15944.28, "text": " I got a fish real quick."}, {"start": 15944.28, "end": 15946.28, "text": " You know, count me down 30 seconds."}, {"start": 15969.28, "end": 15979.28, "text": " I'm going to give it to you."}, {"start": 15979.28, "end": 15984.28, "text": " Wait, how are we, how are we to determine what team plays each other?"}, {"start": 15984.28, "end": 15985.28, "text": " I was that we're going to spin a bracket."}, {"start": 15985.28, "end": 15986.28, "text": " Oh, we're going to spin a bracket."}, {"start": 15986.28, "end": 15987.28, "text": " I'm sure Mr. right now."}, {"start": 15987.28, "end": 15988.28, "text": " I have the bracket."}, {"start": 15988.28, "end": 15989.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15989.28, "end": 15990.28, "text": " I'm sure everybody watch high five."}, {"start": 15990.28, "end": 15991.28, "text": " My teammates are alive."}, {"start": 15991.28, "end": 15992.28, "text": " Love when you take control."}, {"start": 15992.28, "end": 15993.28, "text": " High five."}, {"start": 15993.28, "end": 15994.28, "text": " Love when you take control."}, {"start": 15994.28, "end": 15995.28, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 15995.28, "end": 15997.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16000.16, "end": 16002.16, "text": " Jason you've been trading for the match or what?"}, {"start": 16004.68, "end": 16007.52, "text": " Literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer"}, {"start": 16008.960000000001, "end": 16010.960000000001, "text": " I've been trapped"}, {"start": 16025.28, "end": 16030.28, "text": " ready to get ready to get ready"}, {"start": 16030.28, "end": 16033.640000000001, "text": " to wait wait is it one number seven or seven and then plus one"}, {"start": 16033.640000000001, "end": 16041.2, "text": " seven four five six six"}, {"start": 16041.2, "end": 16045.0, "text": " number seven"}, {"start": 16045.0, "end": 16048.28, "text": " yes our six"}, {"start": 16048.28, "end": 16052.2, "text": " honestly that's perfect"}, {"start": 16052.2, "end": 16055.28, "text": " Alright we play Ron's team, which I think isn't great"}, {"start": 16055.28, "end": 16057.28, "text": " Hey Muda!"}, {"start": 16057.28, "end": 16059.28, "text": " That's winnable, that's actually winnable"}, {"start": 16059.28, "end": 16061.28, "text": " Why the long nose?"}, {"start": 16061.28, "end": 16063.28, "text": " Joe you're fucked up bro, that is winnable"}, {"start": 16063.28, "end": 16066.28, "text": " I don't think, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm guaranteed we're gonna win"}, {"start": 16066.28, "end": 16068.28, "text": " But I just did not want to play Jinx's team"}, {"start": 16068.28, "end": 16072.28, "text": " Yo good luck everybody, good luck bro"}, {"start": 16072.28, "end": 16075.28, "text": " Good luck guys, good luck"}, {"start": 16075.28, "end": 16077.28, "text": " How are we uh, how are we even joining these lobby, huh?"}, {"start": 16077.28, "end": 16079.28, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 16079.28, "end": 16085.12, "text": " I think I drafted the best team genuinely"}, {"start": 16089.720000000001, "end": 16091.720000000001, "text": " I'm good bro. I'm good"}, {"start": 16109.28, "end": 16139.18, "text": " I wish there was a world where Jynxie was able to list players' ranks and then also who they"}, {"start": 16139.18, "end": 16145.34, "text": " play because I I didn't know like if I'm drafting players that only play DPS or"}, {"start": 16145.34, "end": 16150.14, "text": " are like only playing you know like I say you're saying like role roles and stuff"}, {"start": 16150.14, "end": 16154.18, "text": " yeah just cuz it's like I'm assuming we're gonna be probably pretty stacked"}, {"start": 16154.18, "end": 16160.42, "text": " on dual list but yeah I've been requested but let me see but what is your name"}, {"start": 16160.42, "end": 16163.42, "text": " Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it."}, {"start": 16163.42, "end": 16165.42, "text": " Wait, we're looking for assets."}, {"start": 16165.42, "end": 16168.42, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 16168.42, "end": 16172.42, "text": " Wait, remove your invite."}, {"start": 16172.42, "end": 16175.42, "text": " I find both y'all to my party, I think."}, {"start": 16175.42, "end": 16178.42, "text": " If you join, then it'll drag me."}, {"start": 16178.42, "end": 16180.42, "text": " Everybody here, you're doing it."}, {"start": 16180.42, "end": 16183.42, "text": " All right, so who the fuck are we joining?"}, {"start": 16183.42, "end": 16185.42, "text": " We're gonna add one of you guys."}, {"start": 16185.42, "end": 16188.42, "text": " We're playing Ron's team first."}, {"start": 16188.42, "end": 16194.9, "text": " How good is Ron's team that's a free pack Ron's team is let me check"}, {"start": 16197.78, "end": 16201.5, "text": " I think it's oh and it's right here Ron"}, {"start": 16202.54, "end": 16211.94, "text": " Young base go YBG lays poppy and Danny. I don't know who Danny or poppy are but I know ways and YBG are good"}, {"start": 16211.94, "end": 16213.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16216.140000000001, "end": 16220.66, "text": " Give my drill I sent it to you this way. I'm in your game Kingsman"}, {"start": 16221.5, "end": 16223.5, "text": " You're not on my team. Oh"}, {"start": 16223.58, "end": 16228.560000000001, "text": " Well, I'm in your game though, right? Yeah, no, I was just in skites up now. Wait"}, {"start": 16233.7, "end": 16235.7, "text": " You can add me squishy"}, {"start": 16242.9, "end": 16248.02, "text": " Wait so who do you oh god you guys are level three level one stop and have a whole team like ever played out"}, {"start": 16251.9, "end": 16253.9, "text": " Like is that crazy"}, {"start": 16254.82, "end": 16256.82, "text": " Like cuz I just got it on PC"}, {"start": 16257.5, "end": 16264.140000000001, "text": " These guys just got yeah, wait are all y'all like brand new like I I played on console on brand new up PC like"}, {"start": 16265.140000000001, "end": 16268.26, "text": " Wait, you guys don't know how to play like the characters"}, {"start": 16268.26, "end": 16272.04, "text": " I've only played one character was jet"}, {"start": 16289.66, "end": 16291.66, "text": " Okay, we have a chance"}, {"start": 16291.66, "end": 16293.1, "text": " Who plays Raina?"}, {"start": 16293.1, "end": 16295.58, "text": " I bought that bitch."}, {"start": 16295.58, "end": 16297.22, "text": " I basically only play Raina."}, {"start": 16297.22, "end": 16298.02, "text": " I'm not going to lie to you."}, {"start": 16298.02, "end": 16299.38, "text": " When I play back in the day, I'm going to go all out."}, {"start": 16299.38, "end": 16301.539999999999, "text": " Wait, when you play customs, do you get every character?"}, {"start": 16301.539999999999, "end": 16302.82, "text": " Or do you have to buy them?"}, {"start": 16302.82, "end": 16305.58, "text": " OK, we have three people who have at least played the game."}, {"start": 16305.58, "end": 16307.3, "text": " If you hit agents in the top left,"}, {"start": 16307.3, "end": 16308.82, "text": " it'll tell you which ones you have."}, {"start": 16308.82, "end": 16314.9, "text": " So the problem is, I could play an initiator like Sky,"}, {"start": 16314.9, "end": 16316.7, "text": " but we need somebody to play Smokes."}, {"start": 16316.7, "end": 16318.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16319.400000000001, "end": 16321.400000000001, "text": " You know how to play smokes"}, {"start": 16321.800000000001, "end": 16323.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16323.400000000001, "end": 16326.18, "text": " Worryed about this shit. I'm not gonna laugh. No, it's folks are easy this game, bro"}, {"start": 16326.18, "end": 16327.5, "text": " Like what's your game?"}, {"start": 16327.5, "end": 16328.640000000001, "text": " It's fine"}, {"start": 16328.640000000001, "end": 16333.900000000001, "text": " Kind of like what a plate right? Oh, if you know if you don't even have to play like omen if you knew how to play like brim sound"}, {"start": 16334.54, "end": 16340.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah, he just has a ball. We warm up or no are we just going right into I have no idea I"}, {"start": 16340.7, "end": 16347.62, "text": " I would say go to the training ground right now learn how to play learn how to use an agent"}, {"start": 16347.62, "end": 16357.62, "text": " that's probably the the ideal damn I drafted I drafted all dual lists I can play smokes"}, {"start": 16357.62, "end": 16361.300000000001, "text": " if needed but I think I'd be best on Rainer probably no I would want you on Rainer because"}, {"start": 16361.300000000001, "end": 16364.220000000001, "text": " you're you're all you were like a weren't you like the highest rank and face it on"}, {"start": 16364.220000000001, "end": 16369.740000000002, "text": " CS yes yes you just click heads literally that's how I got into playing like CS running"}, {"start": 16369.74, "end": 16376.539999999999, "text": " around to people I mean I don't do all the life you guys a good cross the question"}, {"start": 16376.539999999999, "end": 16380.06, "text": " surely like you understand that but if I try I gotta play retake all that's it's"}, {"start": 16380.06, "end": 16384.86, "text": " all the same as each early right yeah yeah like Kingsman yeah you know how to"}, {"start": 16384.86, "end": 16392.3, "text": " play smokes my ultimate is ready aired"}, {"start": 16392.3, "end": 16399.34, "text": " fairly what wait which op has smoked uh there's a lot of them that have smokes"}, {"start": 16399.34, "end": 16405.1, "text": " brimstone uh you I mean jet has like a pseudo smoke but that doesn't really"}, {"start": 16405.1, "end": 16413.34, "text": " count uh who else I have some of the new rock I don't know for I gotta know"}, {"start": 16413.34, "end": 16420.62, "text": " astra you next what is Phoenix do you could do clove clove has smokes and you"}, {"start": 16420.62, "end": 16424.86, "text": " get an extra life on your alt."}, {"start": 16424.86, "end": 16427.78, "text": " Like you come back after you die."}, {"start": 16427.78, "end": 16430.78, "text": " So it's like Phoenixes, but you don't spawn it and then run out."}, {"start": 16430.78, "end": 16435.059999999998, "text": " Like you die, and then you could just res yourself."}, {"start": 16435.059999999998, "end": 16437.78, "text": " And you could smoke while your dead is closed."}, {"start": 16437.78, "end": 16439.219999999998, "text": " I might not have them unlocked though, right?"}, {"start": 16439.219999999998, "end": 16440.739999999998, "text": " Like you have to buy them, I think."}, {"start": 16440.739999999998, "end": 16442.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if they have them."}, {"start": 16442.739999999998, "end": 16445.34, "text": " I think I'm just going to play Jet."}, {"start": 16445.34, "end": 16445.94, "text": " That's fun."}, {"start": 16445.94, "end": 16446.42, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 16446.42, "end": 16447.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, you play Jet."}, {"start": 16447.58, "end": 16452.7, "text": " Also, if like you're able to just like if we have to like run across an area you just"}, {"start": 16454.9, "end": 16456.9, "text": " Could work"}, {"start": 16461.300000000003, "end": 16466.52, "text": " Probably the ideal against people that are you know knowing how to play the game"}, {"start": 16468.22, "end": 16470.22, "text": " I don't know who makes the match"}, {"start": 16471.38, "end": 16476.820000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, we didn't get this far bro. Holy shit also like"}, {"start": 16477.58, "end": 16479.58, "text": " for the siege players"}, {"start": 16479.58, "end": 16481.58, "text": " neither of you guys said you played this?"}, {"start": 16481.58, "end": 16483.58, "text": " I played it a couple times"}, {"start": 16483.58, "end": 16485.58, "text": " I played it a couple times"}, {"start": 16485.58, "end": 16487.58, "text": " when you spray in this game"}, {"start": 16487.58, "end": 16489.58, "text": " your bullets go above your crop there"}, {"start": 16489.58, "end": 16491.58, "text": " it doesn't follow your crop there"}, {"start": 16491.58, "end": 16493.58, "text": " you got one top"}, {"start": 16493.58, "end": 16495.58, "text": " you can spray but your crop is going to be at"}, {"start": 16495.58, "end": 16497.58, "text": " 30th level"}, {"start": 16497.58, "end": 16499.58, "text": " it feels weird at first"}, {"start": 16499.58, "end": 16501.58, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 16501.58, "end": 16503.58, "text": " the shit is weird"}, {"start": 16503.58, "end": 16505.58, "text": " we might be close"}, {"start": 16505.58, "end": 16506.420000000002, "text": " You gotta go in the store."}, {"start": 16506.420000000002, "end": 16507.420000000002, "text": " I would just burst."}, {"start": 16507.420000000002, "end": 16508.58, "text": " I would just burst my quality."}, {"start": 16508.58, "end": 16511.820000000003, "text": " It's literally, it comes down to it at the end of the day,"}, {"start": 16511.820000000003, "end": 16513.300000000003, "text": " this is a fucking gun game."}, {"start": 16513.300000000003, "end": 16514.820000000003, "text": " Even if you don't know how to use your abilities,"}, {"start": 16514.820000000003, "end": 16517.22, "text": " if you just fucking click their head, we win."}, {"start": 16517.22, "end": 16518.54, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 16518.54, "end": 16519.620000000003, "text": " True."}, {"start": 16519.620000000003, "end": 16520.460000000003, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 16520.460000000003, "end": 16521.300000000003, "text": " We just gotta play good."}, {"start": 16521.300000000003, "end": 16522.86, "text": " Burst and fast are kinda connected."}, {"start": 16522.86, "end": 16524.140000000003, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 16524.140000000003, "end": 16526.02, "text": " The problem is if we go against a team"}, {"start": 16526.02, "end": 16527.620000000003, "text": " that has like a viper, bro."}, {"start": 16527.620000000003, "end": 16530.300000000003, "text": " And then we're just like running onto the site."}, {"start": 16530.300000000003, "end": 16532.100000000002, "text": " I mean, playing the double radiant teams"}, {"start": 16532.100000000002, "end": 16532.940000000002, "text": " is kinda tough,"}, {"start": 16532.940000000002, "end": 16534.780000000002, "text": " because they're gonna have crazy setups."}, {"start": 16534.78, "end": 16537.28, "text": " Wait, there's two there's teams that have double radiance"}, {"start": 16547.98, "end": 16552.66, "text": " The rest of the rest of the bad I'm saying having two really good players might be enough and they could descend in like the"}, {"start": 16561.379999999997, "end": 16563.699999999997, "text": " Now you know what you gotta be a stop and I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 16565.46, "end": 16567.46, "text": " He's not been winning tournaments since birth"}, {"start": 16574.379999999997, "end": 16577.26, "text": " Well, that's part of why I drafted y'all because I knew you're a good at games"}, {"start": 16577.26, "end": 16582.079999999998, "text": " So I was like damn because I almost picked seafood to but my channel is like tea who hasn't played the game in forever"}, {"start": 16584.1, "end": 16586.86, "text": " If we're saying I thought that's that's stop a bit of it and see for this"}, {"start": 16588.1, "end": 16592.46, "text": " We cooked you a TDM match. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go"}, {"start": 16594.78, "end": 16598.86, "text": " We're going to disperse this like looking at where's a hive mind"}, {"start": 16601.14, "end": 16602.379999999997, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 16602.379999999997, "end": 16608.34, "text": " Put it on like the lowest set server for like Europe, you know the lowest ping east in it"}, {"start": 16608.98, "end": 16613.68, "text": " Yeah, something. I think it's like Virginia. I don't know Virginia. Yeah, it shows if you hover it Joe"}, {"start": 16615.1, "end": 16617.1, "text": " Am I am I team captain?"}, {"start": 16618.02, "end": 16620.539999999997, "text": " Actually, I think it's you stop actually. Yeah, you're captain"}, {"start": 16620.54, "end": 16625.54, "text": " I don't know how to do this shit. I made Joe the host."}, {"start": 16625.54, "end": 16630.54, "text": " You ever change server?"}, {"start": 16630.54, "end": 16635.54, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16635.54, "end": 16637.54, "text": " I changed it but it works. I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 16637.54, "end": 16640.54, "text": " Actually I think you just ping it. See Joe above your name?"}, {"start": 16640.54, "end": 16641.54, "text": " It's like a little ping bar."}, {"start": 16641.54, "end": 16644.54, "text": " Yeah ping. What do you want me to click?"}, {"start": 16644.54, "end": 16647.54, "text": " I normally queue Virginia."}, {"start": 16647.54, "end": 16649.54, "text": " Yeah just do Virginia because his is the last one."}, {"start": 16649.54, "end": 16652.06, "text": " 100 ping he's playing from Europe, right?"}, {"start": 16657.38, "end": 16659.9, "text": " Okay, there's a lot of there's a lot of you people"}, {"start": 16667.54, "end": 16671.5, "text": " Go to a custom and then on the left side, I'll say party code press party go the other party code"}, {"start": 16671.5, "end": 16673.5, "text": " So what does it say we're in queue?"}, {"start": 16674.02, "end": 16676.02, "text": " Take us out of Q. I"}, {"start": 16676.02, "end": 16677.7, "text": " I guess I did I guess"}, {"start": 16677.7, "end": 16681.86, "text": " But we have to go to a plane, but I don't know who's sending us"}, {"start": 16682.44, "end": 16687.22, "text": " Like is there a code being made or we sending it to another team? Yeah, I don't know how they'll custom work"}, {"start": 16687.82, "end": 16690.78, "text": " Go to a custom as the game mode that on the side also party"}, {"start": 16697.86, "end": 16699.86, "text": " I'm just gonna send it in here"}, {"start": 16700.66, "end": 16702.66, "text": " Ron oh"}, {"start": 16702.7, "end": 16704.7, "text": " How do we determine what map we're playing?"}, {"start": 16706.02, "end": 16708.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I have no idea."}, {"start": 16708.260000000002, "end": 16709.66, "text": " I didn't say anything about that."}, {"start": 16709.66, "end": 16710.18, "text": " Yeah, we did."}, {"start": 16710.18, "end": 16710.94, "text": " Is there comp maps?"}, {"start": 16710.94, "end": 16714.260000000002, "text": " Is there like a category of comp maps?"}, {"start": 16714.260000000002, "end": 16716.5, "text": " There was maps that are in rotation for comp,"}, {"start": 16716.5, "end": 16719.06, "text": " but we could just do like a."}, {"start": 16719.06, "end": 16720.78, "text": " You should only play those, no?"}, {"start": 16720.78, "end": 16722.54, "text": " Yeah, but I'm saying you have to pick one."}, {"start": 16722.54, "end": 16723.54, "text": " It's not like random."}, {"start": 16723.54, "end": 16727.66, "text": " Like I have to select a map."}, {"start": 16727.66, "end": 16729.62, "text": " Normally we just do bands, but I have no idea."}, {"start": 16729.62, "end": 16731.9, "text": " We could do a band on just different maps."}, {"start": 16731.9, "end": 16733.7, "text": " I'm fine with that."}, {"start": 16733.7, "end": 16735.66, "text": " Yeah, maybe you and Ron."}, {"start": 16735.66, "end": 16736.72, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 16736.72, "end": 16740.34, "text": " Like, we're like, well, so yeah, like,"}, {"start": 16740.34, "end": 16742.84, "text": " we're just hopping Ron's call real quick."}, {"start": 16742.84, "end": 16743.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16743.18, "end": 16745.64, "text": " He has to go there."}, {"start": 16745.64, "end": 16747.28, "text": " Yo, Ron."}, {"start": 16747.28, "end": 16748.98, "text": " It's some Joe D'Arnaud."}, {"start": 16748.98, "end": 16757.88, "text": " In the general, I sent the party code if you want to join."}, {"start": 16757.88, "end": 16760.88, "text": " Also, do you want to like, we don't have any rule"}, {"start": 16760.88, "end": 16762.12, "text": " on how we're doing map."}, {"start": 16762.12, "end": 16763.72, "text": " So do you want to like agree on a map"}, {"start": 16763.72, "end": 16765.52, "text": " pretty want to do bands."}, {"start": 16765.52, "end": 16767.280000000002, "text": " Uh, it's up to you."}, {"start": 16767.280000000002, "end": 16768.64, "text": " What are you feeling?"}, {"start": 16768.64, "end": 16771.0, "text": " I would have bands if you have a specific map"}, {"start": 16771.0, "end": 16773.72, "text": " that you want to pick with."}, {"start": 16773.72, "end": 16775.120000000003, "text": " Like, we could do either."}, {"start": 16775.120000000003, "end": 16776.760000000002, "text": " I don't really care."}, {"start": 16776.760000000002, "end": 16778.440000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16778.440000000002, "end": 16779.440000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 16779.440000000002, "end": 16780.68, "text": " Let me chip into the custom code."}, {"start": 16780.68, "end": 16783.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't know where my teammate is."}, {"start": 16783.600000000002, "end": 16784.56, "text": " I don't know where Danny is."}, {"start": 16784.56, "end": 16788.88, "text": " Also, I'm sorry we're playing on Virginia servers."}, {"start": 16788.88, "end": 16791.52, "text": " Stompin's in Europe, and he has 100 ping on Virginia."}, {"start": 16791.52, "end": 16792.88, "text": " Yeah, but we have to."}, {"start": 16792.88, "end": 16795.440000000002, "text": " He's also in Europe. Yeah, so we have to go to Virginia"}, {"start": 16796.24, "end": 16798.24, "text": " All right, fine. Whatever you say"}, {"start": 16798.440000000002, "end": 16800.440000000002, "text": " Wait, how do I put it in a party?"}, {"start": 16802.24, "end": 16808.2, "text": " Yeah, my in your game. Yo, everyone put in that code. Yeah, you gotta go to general wait"}, {"start": 16808.2, "end": 16810.2, "text": " I'm 70"}, {"start": 16810.32, "end": 16812.32, "text": " Show the code"}, {"start": 16814.08, "end": 16816.08, "text": " Wait, I'm 70"}, {"start": 16817.8, "end": 16821.4, "text": " Do you want to do bands for maps or do you want to just pick one? Oh"}, {"start": 16821.4, "end": 16823.4, "text": " We should probably try a matter daddy"}, {"start": 16826.36, "end": 16827.960000000003, "text": " The vibes are good"}, {"start": 16827.960000000003, "end": 16832.88, "text": " Wait, how do we wait? Where's our fifth row before we even decide to like where's our true true true?"}, {"start": 16832.88, "end": 16834.88, "text": " That's a you problem, buddy"}, {"start": 16835.800000000003, "end": 16837.800000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16837.960000000003, "end": 16839.440000000002, "text": " No, I"}, {"start": 16839.440000000002, "end": 16844.800000000003, "text": " Cannot be complaining about 70 pig when we have someone with a hundred and forty-four and 80 to buddy"}, {"start": 16844.800000000003, "end": 16846.800000000003, "text": " Am I an E-Rub? Who is that?"}, {"start": 16846.8, "end": 16854.16, "text": " I think that was Kingsman you're talking in-game right now around. Oh"}, {"start": 16856.0, "end": 16858.0, "text": " Don't know if you need that or not"}, {"start": 16858.0, "end": 16860.0, "text": " Okay, I'm on"}, {"start": 16861.0, "end": 16863.0, "text": " This game"}, {"start": 16863.48, "end": 16865.48, "text": " Okay, wait, so Danny's not live right now Joe"}, {"start": 16867.16, "end": 16869.16, "text": " Danny's dead as I love"}, {"start": 16871.84, "end": 16876.36, "text": " Hmm, I don't know I don't know what to do. We don't have an Archey is no lot Archey is also not live"}, {"start": 16876.8, "end": 16878.8, "text": " I'm thinking"}, {"start": 16881.719999999998, "end": 16886.48, "text": " But this dude ladies just texted me saying I tripped on my Wi-Fi wire it's coming back now"}, {"start": 16887.28, "end": 16889.28, "text": " Yo, I be jeep. Yo, Jixi"}, {"start": 16890.44, "end": 16893.48, "text": " How's it going jigsail dango? Yo, um"}, {"start": 16894.239999999998, "end": 16896.64, "text": " R5 teammates not on"}, {"start": 16900.32, "end": 16902.32, "text": " Danny"}, {"start": 16902.32, "end": 16909.56, "text": " Who the fuck is LF kitten that's me that looking for you can I love you can"}, {"start": 16909.56, "end": 16923.04, "text": " know I mean chat is he on it says he was last live six hours ago yo poppy what"}, {"start": 16923.04, "end": 16928.58, "text": " Time is in England it is 11 p.m. It's 11 p.m. Yeah, it's cooked bro"}, {"start": 16933.120000000003, "end": 16935.280000000002, "text": " Well, that's kind of that's easy that's easy"}, {"start": 16939.120000000003, "end": 16941.120000000003, "text": " You gotta you gotta draft somebody that's ass"}, {"start": 16953.04, "end": 16957.9, "text": " I have someone already bro, and he's one of my mods and he is beyond garbage"}, {"start": 16957.9, "end": 16960.56, "text": " I'm talking like it is the worst player that I've ever"}, {"start": 16960.56, "end": 16965.760000000002, "text": " alright I swear on head and on anything I swear he is actually"}, {"start": 16966.54, "end": 16968.88, "text": " On my mother's like is Marlin free?"}, {"start": 16968.88, "end": 16975.04, "text": " Oh, not a bad show not a bad show. Marlin is gonna be the greatest player ever. Come on Marlin. Have you seen his fucking face?"}, {"start": 16975.04, "end": 16978.04, "text": " I would like you to get Marlin. I think he's doing something."}, {"start": 16978.04, "end": 16982.04, "text": " I think it'd be kind of wholesome if you got one of your viewers. I'm just saying it'd be kind of wholesome."}, {"start": 16982.64, "end": 16985.440000000002, "text": " Let me work this out. Give me a minute. Can we start game one once you figure it out?"}, {"start": 16986.36, "end": 16990.920000000002, "text": " Yes, okay, try spilling run with your both your hands of your ankles. Can you do it?"}, {"start": 16993.760000000002, "end": 17000.84, "text": " Okay, no troll Joe, I'm not kidding. I'm not lying. I have a viewer. His name is Nemo"}, {"start": 17000.84, "end": 17008.66, "text": " I played I swear to God. I have five second my mods. He is the worst player I've ever encountered"}, {"start": 17008.66, "end": 17015.1, "text": " I swear if we play and he's like ten in two"}, {"start": 17019.74, "end": 17024.34, "text": " There's actually not even a job dead ass we played my rank so whatever my rank is"}, {"start": 17025.5, "end": 17029.8, "text": " Unless you want you could choose someone if you want for me. I don't care. I'm not caring"}, {"start": 17031.22, "end": 17036.86, "text": " As long as as long as they're like bronze for last Nemo, Nemo, what ring are you bro?"}, {"start": 17038.66, "end": 17042.62, "text": " What rank is Nemo?"}, {"start": 17042.62, "end": 17044.66, "text": " He's silver one."}, {"start": 17044.66, "end": 17048.98, "text": " Okay that's fine."}, {"start": 17048.98, "end": 17049.98, "text": " I mean."}, {"start": 17049.98, "end": 17050.98, "text": " What is silver one highest?"}, {"start": 17050.98, "end": 17055.94, "text": " I think it's like the lowest."}, {"start": 17055.94, "end": 17058.1, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17058.1, "end": 17059.1, "text": " You tell me."}, {"start": 17059.1, "end": 17060.1, "text": " I won't choose him."}, {"start": 17060.1, "end": 17061.1, "text": " It's the lowest."}, {"start": 17061.1, "end": 17062.1, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 17062.1, "end": 17063.1, "text": " Yeah you can pick him."}, {"start": 17063.1, "end": 17064.1, "text": " Nemo are you on bro?"}, {"start": 17064.1, "end": 17067.9, "text": " Bro we're about to put fucking Nemo dude this is-"}, {"start": 17067.9, "end": 17072.38, "text": " Yo for the dorks in my chat saying Jinxie leaked the code, we're not even in his lobby, though."}, {"start": 17072.88, "end": 17075.04, "text": " I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about."}, {"start": 17077.32, "end": 17080.24, "text": " Outlaw, bro, I'm sending you a Discord invite, send it to Nemo, bro."}, {"start": 17082.300000000003, "end": 17087.82, "text": " Guys, uh, if my power flickers again, I'm just gonna say, that's not good."}, {"start": 17087.980000000003, "end": 17089.06, "text": " Don't unplug it."}, {"start": 17089.54, "end": 17095.980000000003, "text": " No, no, I'm saying this as well, Ron. If motherfucker DCs all take a time out, but if they don't return, it's an FF."}, {"start": 17096.86, "end": 17100.94, "text": " Okay, I can't know because if because if it does happen again that I can get on drawing set up"}, {"start": 17100.98, "end": 17104.579999999998, "text": " But Nemo, though, you have a rule bro. You're not allowed to speak when you're in the discord, bro"}, {"start": 17104.579999999998, "end": 17106.579999999998, "text": " You can do this. Okay, Ron. Do you?"}, {"start": 17106.7, "end": 17107.98, "text": " run"}, {"start": 17107.98, "end": 17114.579999999998, "text": " He's just not it. No, he's a nerd, bro. I'm better. Okay, Ron. Do you want to ban maps or do you want to agree on one?"}, {"start": 17115.579999999998, "end": 17118.66, "text": " Okay, let me go through the map pool real quick. Read me the maps a"}, {"start": 17119.22, "end": 17125.42, "text": " Biss assent bind breeze corrode fracture Hayden icebox. What is first in sunset?"}, {"start": 17125.98, "end": 17132.04, "text": " What's your favorite map? I'm not really caring what we play as long as it's like if you throw out a map"}, {"start": 17132.04, "end": 17136.04, "text": " I'll just I think I think the funnest map is either a scent"}, {"start": 17137.399999999998, "end": 17140.0, "text": " In my opinion ice box I"}, {"start": 17141.04, "end": 17143.28, "text": " Would do a set Haven or ice box"}, {"start": 17146.16, "end": 17151.64, "text": " So chat what do we think a set okay, which one would you ban a set Haven or ice box? I?"}, {"start": 17153.04, "end": 17155.04, "text": " Probably ban a scent"}, {"start": 17155.98, "end": 17161.02, "text": " Okay, so I probably ban Haven so we would probably play ice box. I"}, {"start": 17161.62, "end": 17163.62, "text": " kind of want to play Haven"}, {"start": 17164.32, "end": 17167.62, "text": " Shout what do you think Haven Haven would become Haven would be"}, {"start": 17168.34, "end": 17173.34, "text": " Both some pretty cheeky maps Haven's way probably more calm. Yeah"}, {"start": 17174.1, "end": 17176.1, "text": " Iceboxes kind of"}, {"start": 17176.14, "end": 17179.26, "text": " Alright, we could do I'm down for Haven if my team's down. Okay?"}, {"start": 17180.7, "end": 17182.7, "text": " Let me go keep my"}, {"start": 17182.7, "end": 17184.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17184.7, "end": 17190.86, "text": " Know me and Ron agreed to do Haven does that sit right with y'all or wait wait wait?"}, {"start": 17190.86, "end": 17193.96, "text": " I totally know that map a B and C map. Oh"}, {"start": 17195.14, "end": 17199.96, "text": " Fuck no brown. Are you good for you? It was a haven ice box or a scent"}, {"start": 17205.34, "end": 17209.54, "text": " This map a set is I don't know if you could see it you're gonna have to Google it"}, {"start": 17209.54, "end": 17217.48, "text": " It has a big open middle area. The reason I said Haven if you want my strategy here is because we don't really have a great"}, {"start": 17217.48, "end": 17219.48, "text": " Smokes player and there's three sites"}, {"start": 17221.16, "end": 17223.16, "text": " And fucking run one"}, {"start": 17223.88, "end": 17227.08, "text": " That's yeah, we're playing a two-site map. We need"}, {"start": 17231.24, "end": 17233.72, "text": " Haven we could just hold we could hold regularly"}, {"start": 17234.96, "end": 17236.96, "text": " Yeah, I actually like that strat. No, you're way"}, {"start": 17239.54, "end": 17245.08, "text": " All right, there are a lot of Danny can't play on their team. So Ron is getting one of his mods. That's silver"}, {"start": 17246.420000000002, "end": 17248.72, "text": " Thank you called me mo"}, {"start": 17249.780000000002, "end": 17251.780000000002, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 17254.18, "end": 17258.14, "text": " Talking to their team, I'm not that I'm not I'm my confidence rose a little bit"}, {"start": 17258.82, "end": 17263.620000000003, "text": " How's my aim? How's my aim is my aim locked or what? I don't know if your aim's a lot. Are you asking your chat?"}, {"start": 17264.74, "end": 17267.940000000002, "text": " I'm asking you I'm asking you wanna come see me. I haven't seen your aim"}, {"start": 17267.94, "end": 17271.859999999997, "text": " Did you try the hard bots yet or no? I don't know how to do it. How do I do it?"}, {"start": 17280.5, "end": 17285.34, "text": " Yo, I'm hedging a lot of bets that you guys are gonna pop off right now because I picked"}, {"start": 17286.039999999997, "end": 17289.02, "text": " Stompin I picked you I think second"}, {"start": 17289.02, "end": 17298.2, "text": " Yeah, the second you pick me in Europe wait am I muted? Yeah, do you live in Europe?"}, {"start": 17298.2, "end": 17300.9, "text": " Uh like part-time yeah"}, {"start": 17300.9, "end": 17307.100000000002, "text": " Oh by the way never like spray you guys want a two tap like this just shoot twice"}, {"start": 17307.100000000002, "end": 17311.62, "text": " Yeah, shoot twice when they're fucking disappearing on my screen. Why'd you tell me to put this on?"}, {"start": 17311.62, "end": 17316.74, "text": " Because it's good. You're gonna have to flick them. Yeah, there's no reacting to that"}, {"start": 17316.74, "end": 17318.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 17318.74, "end": 17320.74, "text": " Wait, I did it?"}, {"start": 17320.74, "end": 17322.74, "text": " I got two to score."}, {"start": 17322.74, "end": 17324.74, "text": " I didn't hit one."}, {"start": 17324.74, "end": 17326.74, "text": " Also, let me say that."}, {"start": 17326.74, "end": 17328.74, "text": " When we queue, when we ready up in queue,"}, {"start": 17328.74, "end": 17330.74, "text": " hover, don't immediately lock"}, {"start": 17330.74, "end": 17332.74, "text": " an agent. Like, we have to have some,"}, {"start": 17332.74, "end": 17334.74, "text": " like, we can't just go four dualists in a fucking initiator."}, {"start": 17334.74, "end": 17336.74, "text": " Right? Like, we need something."}, {"start": 17336.74, "end": 17338.74, "text": " Even if we had two initiators and"}, {"start": 17338.74, "end": 17340.74, "text": " fucking three dualists, that's better"}, {"start": 17340.74, "end": 17342.74, "text": " than, like, no smokes and just"}, {"start": 17342.74, "end": 17344.74, "text": " only people that frag."}, {"start": 17344.74, "end": 17347.86, "text": " Yeah, I think we should have someone playing like brim or something. We got to be"}, {"start": 17347.86, "end": 17353.74, "text": " like, I play a breach or a sky. I'm not thinking I'm playing bro. Why is Ron face"}, {"start": 17353.74, "end": 17366.7, "text": " under me? Yo, it's a fair game. They have one on a hundred pink. We're not playing"}, {"start": 17366.7, "end": 17373.38, "text": " central. Stomping and Poppy literally are cannot play the game. Won't be able"}, {"start": 17373.38, "end": 17379.14, "text": " play yeah we're playing we're playing virgin like we have even paying if you"}, {"start": 17379.14, "end": 17382.5, "text": " look at our teams the only person that has good pain is me and I'm our worst"}, {"start": 17382.5, "end": 17389.38, "text": " player probably yeah by the way guys you're not he just lied so hard bro I'm"}, {"start": 17389.38, "end": 17395.460000000003, "text": " saying like bro it's not the worst thing if I put it on if I put it on"}, {"start": 17395.46, "end": 17404.26, "text": " Texas oh hell no yeah 150 and 130 bro like stop it's my second pick he's playing 160 things"}, {"start": 17409.78, "end": 17411.78, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 17411.94, "end": 17416.5, "text": " It is 89 stop it is 113 poppies 102 you have 70"}, {"start": 17418.34, "end": 17422.62, "text": " 76 and then 3592 I don't think that's that bad. What if we did this?"}, {"start": 17425.46, "end": 17427.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17431.78, "end": 17437.219999999998, "text": " Did I would do like oh god no dude that's still 160"}, {"start": 17440.66, "end": 17442.66, "text": " How was that bad"}, {"start": 17442.66, "end": 17444.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17453.66, "end": 17457.5, "text": " What's your f.o.b. Yeah, I think it's change up"}, {"start": 17460.3, "end": 17462.3, "text": " You can't change up over you"}, {"start": 17464.3, "end": 17467.26, "text": " Should I have network buffering on maximum does anyone"}, {"start": 17472.66, "end": 17474.66, "text": " That's just fucking spamming paragraphs"}, {"start": 17485.02, "end": 17487.02, "text": " Yes, I think we should a DQ run bro"}, {"start": 17488.66, "end": 17490.66, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 17491.74, "end": 17493.74, "text": " China he's China"}, {"start": 17494.94, "end": 17496.94, "text": " China rig the tournament"}, {"start": 17496.94, "end": 17501.3, "text": " What do you think, bro?"}, {"start": 17501.3, "end": 17504.02, "text": " So how is this unfair to have Virginia?"}, {"start": 17504.02, "end": 17505.98, "text": " So I'm not saying it's unfair."}, {"start": 17505.98, "end": 17511.94, "text": " I'm just saying central is more even across the whole board."}, {"start": 17511.94, "end": 17512.94, "text": " That's all I'm saying."}, {"start": 17512.94, "end": 17517.02, "text": " Like, if you look at it from an actual perspective, like change it to central right now, I'll"}, {"start": 17517.02, "end": 17518.02, "text": " tell you the matchups."}, {"start": 17518.02, "end": 17520.539999999997, "text": " Bro, that takes stomping out from even playing."}, {"start": 17520.539999999997, "end": 17521.539999999997, "text": " 160."}, {"start": 17521.539999999997, "end": 17522.539999999997, "text": " But Poppy too."}, {"start": 17522.539999999997, "end": 17523.539999999997, "text": " Poppy's at 110."}, {"start": 17523.54, "end": 17527.54, "text": " Copy hovers 112 and 102 regardless."}, {"start": 17527.54, "end": 17532.54, "text": " Stop is at 140 on fucking Virginia and 160 on Illinois."}, {"start": 17533.620000000003, "end": 17534.940000000002, "text": " 160 is unplayable."}, {"start": 17534.940000000002, "end": 17537.3, "text": " Yeah, but then, but then, but then KC is unplayable."}, {"start": 17537.3, "end": 17539.46, "text": " But then can't you say, but then can't you say"}, {"start": 17539.46, "end": 17543.5, "text": " it's unfair that you guys have three players under 25"}, {"start": 17543.5, "end": 17544.940000000002, "text": " when you change it to your service?"}, {"start": 17544.940000000002, "end": 17548.34, "text": " Bro, but the difference between fucking like 12 ping"}, {"start": 17548.34, "end": 17552.9, "text": " and 60 ping is not as bad as like 70 and 150."}, {"start": 17552.9, "end": 17558.800000000003, "text": " But we it's also fair though because we both have two EU players like ah because when you're already at a hundred. What is the biggest difference?"}, {"start": 17562.34, "end": 17568.86, "text": " Lowkey north Virginia is pretty I think all of our pigs are pretty bad on central so I think north Virginia is probably the best player"}, {"start": 17568.86, "end": 17570.86, "text": " Yes, I"}, {"start": 17571.940000000002, "end": 17577.460000000003, "text": " Mean I'm down for whatever. I just I know that Valorant is very weird with pink. Is it not I swear it is"}, {"start": 17577.46, "end": 17585.02, "text": " Yeah, I think it is players paying drops by like seven if I go central and mine spikes by 22"}, {"start": 17585.46, "end": 17591.46, "text": " Yeah, but we're still not in game. Isn't it different getting my trip? It is different when you get in game. It's a little different. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 17592.54, "end": 17594.54, "text": " Mean brah. I'm down to do whatever. I don't really care"}, {"start": 17594.54, "end": 17598.579999999998, "text": " I'm not I just don't want if you lose on Virginia for you to say it was a pain death"}, {"start": 17599.14, "end": 17601.86, "text": " Well, there's definitely will be a pain death for sure. Yeah"}, {"start": 17601.86, "end": 17605.96, "text": " There's the ping dip like that's not out of the question. Yeah, that's not out of the question"}, {"start": 17605.96, "end": 17611.08, "text": " I'm not gonna say it's gonna make or break it, but it's either definitely is a thousand percent of it"}, {"start": 17611.08, "end": 17616.260000000002, "text": " Who the fuck is cause milk? No idea. I'll do Georgia. I would do Georgia"}, {"start": 17617.7, "end": 17620.48, "text": " Georgia hi-fives is Georgia good. I"}, {"start": 17622.74, "end": 17625.760000000002, "text": " Don't think George is bad. Yeah, George is not a bad show"}, {"start": 17625.760000000002, "end": 17627.760000000002, "text": " I don't think it's that bad."}, {"start": 17627.760000000002, "end": 17628.760000000002, "text": " I'm down for the score."}, {"start": 17628.760000000002, "end": 17630.760000000002, "text": " I think we had a cocoa to our school."}, {"start": 17630.760000000002, "end": 17632.760000000002, "text": " I didn't even know a cocoa went to our school."}, {"start": 17632.760000000002, "end": 17636.760000000002, "text": " Central Georgia makes your ping better and my ping slightly worse."}, {"start": 17636.760000000002, "end": 17638.760000000002, "text": " That's not what it is."}, {"start": 17638.760000000002, "end": 17640.760000000002, "text": " 117 to 113."}, {"start": 17640.760000000002, "end": 17641.760000000002, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 17641.760000000002, "end": 17644.760000000002, "text": " If we're good for Georgia, I'm going to start the game."}, {"start": 17644.760000000002, "end": 17645.760000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17645.760000000002, "end": 17646.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17646.760000000002, "end": 17647.760000000002, "text": " We got it ready up."}, {"start": 17647.760000000002, "end": 17648.760000000002, "text": " Let's start the job."}, {"start": 17648.760000000002, "end": 17649.760000000002, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 17649.760000000002, "end": 17650.760000000002, "text": " All right, we're doing Georgia."}, {"start": 17650.760000000002, "end": 17652.760000000002, "text": " It doesn't really change our ping at all."}, {"start": 17652.760000000002, "end": 17654.760000000002, "text": " Actually, it makes Stompens better."}, {"start": 17654.760000000002, "end": 17656.760000000002, "text": " That"}, {"start": 17656.760000000002, "end": 17658.760000000002, "text": " Let's do it. I have to leave this"}, {"start": 17659.760000000002, "end": 17661.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, you guys"}, {"start": 17662.56, "end": 17664.56, "text": " Where we leave though"}, {"start": 17665.760000000002, "end": 17668.58, "text": " Top right and leave match. I didn't realize how to do it either"}, {"start": 17669.600000000002, "end": 17671.800000000003, "text": " Leave match. Okay, cool. Leave match. I'm not sure that bet"}, {"start": 17672.960000000003, "end": 17675.160000000003, "text": " My it's a right. Yeah. We're good"}, {"start": 17676.000000000004, "end": 17680.760000000002, "text": " Holy shit. I'm scared chat. Oh my god. I'm actually shitting my pants. I'm actually in my pants boys"}, {"start": 17680.760000000002, "end": 17682.760000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna let's go"}, {"start": 17682.760000000002, "end": 17684.760000000002, "text": " I've never played a tournament on a different game"}, {"start": 17688.760000000002, "end": 17692.06, "text": " Just got it. Yeah, I'm starting ready"}, {"start": 17696.440000000002, "end": 17698.440000000002, "text": " I'm gonna play I'm gonna play right"}, {"start": 17700.000000000004, "end": 17704.320000000003, "text": " Y'all gonna be playing right up in the bottom. Yeah, that's fine. You know how it works"}, {"start": 17704.640000000003, "end": 17708.140000000003, "text": " Okay, hold on. Hold on. What are you guys saying? I have six characters"}, {"start": 17709.320000000003, "end": 17711.320000000003, "text": " What about what characters you have?"}, {"start": 17711.32, "end": 17715.76, "text": " Wait if I click on them does the auto awesome. Oh my god. You auto locked yet"}, {"start": 17726.16, "end": 17730.0, "text": " We need at least two initiators or a smoke and an initiator"}, {"start": 17733.72, "end": 17736.52, "text": " Phoenix you can't go Phoenix sova"}, {"start": 17737.239999999998, "end": 17739.26, "text": " Sage and brimstone"}, {"start": 17739.260000000002, "end": 17743.840000000004, "text": " I would love you on brimstone or sage and you can just wall you can like wall mid"}, {"start": 17743.840000000004, "end": 17746.68, "text": " And so we just don't even have a smoke and so you could just self heal"}, {"start": 17752.06, "end": 17754.06, "text": " This works"}, {"start": 17756.500000000004, "end": 17760.06, "text": " Our game lags can we reset I think they fucked up there"}, {"start": 17760.74, "end": 17762.74, "text": " No, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 17769.260000000002, "end": 17771.260000000002, "text": " Holy crossover"}, {"start": 17799.260000000002, "end": 17804.58, "text": " Fucking joke offs, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm level one cheeks. Yeah, my god. I got a little"}, {"start": 17805.38, "end": 17807.38, "text": " fucking lobby, dude"}, {"start": 17807.54, "end": 17813.08, "text": " What happened? No, but my chance because the auto picture and now they know our pics, bro. This is"}, {"start": 17822.780000000002, "end": 17824.780000000002, "text": " Shit stuff, bro actually"}, {"start": 17824.78, "end": 17826.78, "text": " We lost. We actually lost."}, {"start": 17826.78, "end": 17828.78, "text": " Joe, perhaps a chill pill?"}, {"start": 17828.78, "end": 17832.78, "text": " Bro, it's not a chill pill because Ron's pitching about server ping for fucking 10 minutes."}, {"start": 17832.78, "end": 17834.78, "text": " I finally put it on Georgia for him and he goes,"}, {"start": 17834.78, "end": 17836.78, "text": " restart my friend. I mis-collect. I mis-collect."}, {"start": 17836.78, "end": 17838.78, "text": " Hey, mom, what are you fucking butterfingers doing?"}, {"start": 17838.78, "end": 17841.78, "text": " You eat a bag of Doritos while you're fucking playing, pal?"}, {"start": 17841.78, "end": 17843.78, "text": " Just fucking lock the character."}, {"start": 17843.78, "end": 17845.78, "text": " It's okay, John. It's okay."}, {"start": 17845.78, "end": 17847.78, "text": " I'm playing, but what's going on?"}, {"start": 17847.78, "end": 17849.78, "text": " I left the game."}, {"start": 17849.78, "end": 17851.78, "text": " Oh yeah, bounce. We out. We out. We out."}, {"start": 17851.78, "end": 17853.78, "text": " Yo, leave the game. I'm going to restart."}, {"start": 17853.78, "end": 17855.78, "text": " Yeah, yes, sir"}, {"start": 17861.46, "end": 17864.52, "text": " You know our pisses out you're saying oh, I miss clicked bro"}, {"start": 17871.78, "end": 17876.76, "text": " You still soft he's still awesome pie thing he's for lots of pie thing. He's for lots of pie thing fucking old"}, {"start": 17876.760000000002, "end": 17882.760000000002, "text": " You guys remember what I said? AD, AD, two tap. It's like the only way you're going to kill people."}, {"start": 17882.760000000002, "end": 17885.760000000002, "text": " You have great aim and you're going to roll these guys."}, {"start": 17885.760000000002, "end": 17891.760000000002, "text": " I'm going to be honest. I don't know if their 100 ping is teleporting like me, but this shit is bad."}, {"start": 17891.760000000002, "end": 17893.760000000002, "text": " It might just be your internet, bro, because I'm not..."}, {"start": 17893.760000000002, "end": 17895.760000000002, "text": " Am I in the game again? Am I in the game again?"}, {"start": 17895.760000000002, "end": 17897.760000000002, "text": " I'm going to auto-pick Sage again."}, {"start": 17897.760000000002, "end": 17899.760000000002, "text": " I mean, uh..."}, {"start": 17899.760000000002, "end": 17900.760000000002, "text": " Rim is not bad, by the way."}, {"start": 17900.760000000002, "end": 17902.36, "text": " Let me know if you guys want to go that up."}, {"start": 17902.36, "end": 17907.800000000003, "text": " I have the guy with the luscious hair, Sage."}, {"start": 17907.800000000003, "end": 17909.920000000002, "text": " Do you guys want Jett, Sova, or Sage?"}, {"start": 17909.920000000002, "end": 17910.920000000002, "text": " No, just kill it."}, {"start": 17910.920000000002, "end": 17913.08, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, how do we go back?"}, {"start": 17913.08, "end": 17914.08, "text": " We have it up to the left."}, {"start": 17914.08, "end": 17915.480000000003, "text": " Do you have Psyper on more?"}, {"start": 17915.480000000003, "end": 17916.4, "text": " Dude, no, bro, no."}, {"start": 17916.4, "end": 17917.68, "text": " No, no, that's way too much skills."}, {"start": 17917.68, "end": 17918.760000000002, "text": " He doesn't know anything about it."}, {"start": 17918.760000000002, "end": 17922.600000000002, "text": " No, but Sage is an easy resin wall if you want to go that."}, {"start": 17922.600000000002, "end": 17923.2, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17923.2, "end": 17925.88, "text": " But if you think you're going to get kills on Jett,"}, {"start": 17925.88, "end": 17927.08, "text": " that's not like."}, {"start": 17927.08, "end": 17928.640000000003, "text": " I don't think he doesn't know what to do."}, {"start": 17928.640000000003, "end": 17929.800000000003, "text": " I'm going to go for all."}, {"start": 17929.800000000003, "end": 17930.440000000002, "text": " Listen, though."}, {"start": 17930.44, "end": 17935.719999999998, "text": " Let me talk yeah, watch this listen. You just press fucking your all-button. Yeah"}, {"start": 17939.6, "end": 17942.16, "text": " She's a wall. Okay, we can use that we can use that"}, {"start": 17944.559999999998, "end": 17945.039999999997, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17945.039999999997, "end": 17950.079999999998, "text": " Feel bad I crashed out on Ron's team, but that should piss me off. I joined he goes. Oh, I miss click on this clip"}, {"start": 17950.079999999998, "end": 17955.48, "text": " Bro, come on. I mean we're playing at like a company any valor again. You double click a character. You lock it in"}, {"start": 17956.239999999998, "end": 17957.96, "text": " valid I"}, {"start": 17957.96, "end": 17962.96, "text": " I got I got our walls boys. I got our walls and this guy used a wall like if you take attack for example"}, {"start": 17962.96, "end": 17965.2, "text": " Like you use the wall like the main choke so they can't get in for"}, {"start": 17966.32, "end": 17973.2, "text": " So they have this bro, and it's just lame cuz it's like yeah, they see our pics and then go. Oh, no, we got a reset"}, {"start": 17975.6, "end": 17979.559999999998, "text": " Yo, we load in and they ask for restart again. I'm actually just fucking playing"}, {"start": 17980.64, "end": 17984.28, "text": " Yeah, okay, there's no way to do it again. There's no way there's no way"}, {"start": 17984.52, "end": 17987.44, "text": " Although I'm not loaded in yet in zero seconds. There goes"}, {"start": 17987.96, "end": 17995.96, "text": " Yeah. We're defense. Cypher, Phoenix, Neon, Brimstone, and Sova. Their Neon's gonna be their best player."}, {"start": 17995.96, "end": 18000.96, "text": " Okay, so their Brimstone is also level 3, so maybe it's like we're both there."}, {"start": 18000.96, "end": 18004.96, "text": " And Poppy also has the worst tanks. On their..."}, {"start": 18004.96, "end": 18006.96, "text": " Yo, Joe, are we good to play this one or not?"}, {"start": 18006.96, "end": 18007.96, "text": " I don't play it on one."}, {"start": 18007.96, "end": 18009.96, "text": " Yo, buddy, hear me?"}, {"start": 18009.96, "end": 18012.96, "text": " Yeah, I can hear you. Are we good to play this one or not, Joe?"}, {"start": 18012.96, "end": 18013.96, "text": " What's good, brother?"}, {"start": 18013.96, "end": 18016.96, "text": " I'm down to play. Yo, I'm gonna say, I'm sorry for crashing out on you guys."}, {"start": 18016.96, "end": 18020.12, "text": " It's just like, I mean, come on, you know, you double click a character and walk it in."}, {"start": 18020.12, "end": 18022.12, "text": " I think it's pretty fucking straight forward."}, {"start": 18022.12, "end": 18024.12, "text": " It's pretty straight fucking forward, you know?"}, {"start": 18024.12, "end": 18025.62, "text": " Especially on my, yeah."}, {"start": 18025.62, "end": 18027.12, "text": " Stop it, I'm with you."}, {"start": 18027.12, "end": 18029.12, "text": " You're just waiting for me to speak."}, {"start": 18029.12, "end": 18031.12, "text": " I'm watching the, uh, sewer."}, {"start": 18031.12, "end": 18034.12, "text": " Yo, why are we four stacking A?"}, {"start": 18034.12, "end": 18036.12, "text": " So, tell me what, I'll go with you."}, {"start": 18036.12, "end": 18038.12, "text": " I'll go with you."}, {"start": 18038.12, "end": 18040.12, "text": " We, there's three sites."}, {"start": 18040.12, "end": 18042.12, "text": " We have a site. We have a site."}, {"start": 18042.12, "end": 18044.12, "text": " We have a site. We have a site."}, {"start": 18044.12, "end": 18046.12, "text": " They shouldn't be able to win."}, {"start": 18106.12, "end": 18109.399999999998, "text": " Vandals good you usually want to have like a full shield ish this round"}, {"start": 18120.76, "end": 18122.76, "text": " I'm watching"}, {"start": 18136.12, "end": 18138.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18166.12, "end": 18168.48, "text": " You're so much time. I want to make sure"}, {"start": 18171.76, "end": 18175.16, "text": " Rolled mid Sage can just wall mid off every round and then we"}, {"start": 18178.92, "end": 18181.8, "text": " I just don't have that yet though, I don't have that the wall"}, {"start": 18182.44, "end": 18188.76, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna buy it out. I bought it. Yeah, you usually you want to you want to buy abilities like that most rounds every game"}, {"start": 18196.12, "end": 18201.6, "text": " I'm not gonna die, I thought I was gonna jump spot long, I don't know where you want to"}, {"start": 18201.6, "end": 18202.6, "text": " go."}, {"start": 18202.6, "end": 18207.6, "text": " We're only three here though, it's not maybe, I don't know, I think we're gonna do it."}, {"start": 18207.6, "end": 18208.6, "text": " They peek C."}, {"start": 18208.6, "end": 18209.6, "text": " They're peeking."}, {"start": 18209.6, "end": 18210.6, "text": " Yeah, I can see."}, {"start": 18210.6, "end": 18212.6, "text": " They're trying to C, they're trying to C yeah."}, {"start": 18212.6, "end": 18214.6, "text": " Yeah, they're trying to help."}, {"start": 18214.6, "end": 18215.6, "text": " Oh, they're L.C."}, {"start": 18215.6, "end": 18216.6, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 18216.6, "end": 18217.6, "text": " Come C, T-Sport guys?"}, {"start": 18217.6, "end": 18218.6, "text": " Come C."}, {"start": 18218.600000000002, "end": 18219.600000000002, "text": " other lc"}, {"start": 18224.88, "end": 18226.4, "text": " come see t-smoke guys? come see t-smoke"}, {"start": 18226.4, "end": 18227.480000000003, "text": " i can flash a lot of them"}, {"start": 18227.480000000003, "end": 18229.2, "text": " i can wall the right, i'm gonna wall the left"}, {"start": 18229.2, "end": 18229.760000000002, "text": " i'm gonna wall the left here"}, {"start": 18229.760000000002, "end": 18230.960000000003, "text": " i'm gonna wall the left here"}, {"start": 18230.960000000003, "end": 18231.960000000003, "text": " wall the left"}, {"start": 18231.960000000003, "end": 18232.760000000002, "text": " molly did it"}, {"start": 18232.760000000002, "end": 18233.760000000002, "text": " i planted"}, {"start": 18237.56, "end": 18238.88, "text": " i'm gonna flash out, i'm gonna flash out"}, {"start": 18238.88, "end": 18240.4, "text": " reloading"}, {"start": 18240.4, "end": 18241.800000000003, "text": " one other"}, {"start": 18241.800000000003, "end": 18243.680000000004, "text": " her smoke's dropping"}, {"start": 18243.680000000004, "end": 18245.160000000003, "text": " hold on, hold on, hold on"}, {"start": 18245.160000000003, "end": 18246.08, "text": " i'm trying to get top"}, {"start": 18246.08, "end": 18247.440000000002, "text": " i'm trying, i'm trying"}, {"start": 18247.44, "end": 18249.68, "text": " They can double up at them, see."}, {"start": 18250.879999999997, "end": 18252.32, "text": " You know what would be good at this problem?"}, {"start": 18252.32, "end": 18253.719999999998, "text": " Maybe if they see you?"}, {"start": 18253.719999999998, "end": 18256.0, "text": " Yeah, and then like what you can do is just jiggle..."}, {"start": 18256.0, "end": 18258.8, "text": " You can just jiggle here for long and whenever you see them just smoke it."}, {"start": 18258.8, "end": 18261.52, "text": " Literally just throw it all down the ground at 52300."}, {"start": 18261.52, "end": 18264.52, "text": " I am fucking full saving because I'm part of the team."}, {"start": 18264.52, "end": 18265.719999999998, "text": " I'm buying... I'm buying..."}, {"start": 18265.719999999998, "end": 18267.6, "text": " You two are the only Light Armor in August."}, {"start": 18268.48, "end": 18270.8, "text": " I could buy for a nice one. I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy some like half."}, {"start": 18271.399999999998, "end": 18273.28, "text": " Yeah, if you can, I can pull a blind axe around."}, {"start": 18273.28, "end": 18274.6, "text": " Just make sure you can pull a blind axe around."}, {"start": 18274.6, "end": 18277.12, "text": " Have like, four... like, four thousand extra."}, {"start": 18277.12, "end": 18279.12, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 18279.12, "end": 18281.12, "text": " you just got a wrestler are you getting aggressive off spawner now"}, {"start": 18281.12, "end": 18283.12, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 18283.12, "end": 18285.12, "text": " we're shooting for me"}, {"start": 18285.12, "end": 18287.12, "text": " two c long"}, {"start": 18287.12, "end": 18289.12, "text": " two c long"}, {"start": 18289.12, "end": 18291.12, "text": " they're coming in on us"}, {"start": 18291.12, "end": 18293.12, "text": " yeah they're co-pushing I think"}, {"start": 18293.12, "end": 18295.12, "text": " yeah three c long"}, {"start": 18295.12, "end": 18297.12, "text": " oh they're all on us"}, {"start": 18297.12, "end": 18299.12, "text": " try this"}, {"start": 18301.12, "end": 18303.12, "text": " I got stunned"}, {"start": 18303.12, "end": 18305.12, "text": " funny I'm not sure"}, {"start": 18305.12, "end": 18307.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18308.399999999998, "end": 18310.399999999998, "text": " Have a fucking classic"}, {"start": 18322.559999999998, "end": 18330.76, "text": " You're aiming too low yo, thanks for the advice yo do this stop typing in my chat, please stop typing my chat, please stop typing my chat, please"}, {"start": 18330.76, "end": 18332.76, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 18335.12, "end": 18339.84, "text": " Buy a gun I 2000 credit you dork"}, {"start": 18365.12, "end": 18367.12, "text": " I'm gonna go through uh"}, {"start": 18367.12, "end": 18369.12, "text": " I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 18369.12, "end": 18371.12, "text": " I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 18371.12, "end": 18373.12, "text": " But they might just"}, {"start": 18373.12, "end": 18375.12, "text": " I want to ult out on C"}, {"start": 18375.12, "end": 18377.12, "text": " Can you insta smoke this?"}, {"start": 18377.12, "end": 18379.12, "text": " Oh yeah"}, {"start": 18379.12, "end": 18381.12, "text": " Do it like, you have to be next to it"}, {"start": 18381.12, "end": 18383.12, "text": " No, you can make it right here"}, {"start": 18383.12, "end": 18385.12, "text": " I'm gonna flash"}, {"start": 18385.12, "end": 18387.12, "text": " I did"}, {"start": 18387.12, "end": 18389.12, "text": " I will ult"}, {"start": 18389.12, "end": 18391.12, "text": " I'm gonna ult out C"}, {"start": 18391.12, "end": 18393.12, "text": " I'm gonna ult out C"}, {"start": 18393.12, "end": 18399.12, "text": " come see I think they're brushing it yeah"}, {"start": 18402.12, "end": 18407.039999999997, "text": " on that side they're going to rush I'm one all the way back but the king"}, {"start": 18407.039999999997, "end": 18414.28, "text": " they rotated they rotated they rotated you died no I"}, {"start": 18414.28, "end": 18416.28, "text": " Oh my god, I'm so hurt there."}, {"start": 18416.28, "end": 18418.28, "text": " I just watched the lurk."}, {"start": 18418.28, "end": 18420.28, "text": " They're there, they're there."}, {"start": 18422.28, "end": 18424.28, "text": " Yeah, they're there, they're there."}, {"start": 18424.28, "end": 18426.28, "text": " I see him, he's on."}, {"start": 18426.28, "end": 18428.28, "text": " I'm flanking right now, flanking right now."}, {"start": 18428.28, "end": 18430.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18430.28, "end": 18432.28, "text": " He's on his feet."}, {"start": 18432.28, "end": 18434.28, "text": " I said he's in far corner on right."}, {"start": 18436.28, "end": 18438.28, "text": " I can wall the right here."}, {"start": 18438.28, "end": 18440.28, "text": " I'm gonna wall the right, I'm gonna wall the right."}, {"start": 18440.28, "end": 18442.28, "text": " You can walk up."}, {"start": 18442.28, "end": 18444.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18449.28, "end": 18451.28, "text": " What the hell is that oh"}, {"start": 18453.6, "end": 18455.6, "text": " Sorry, I think I think it's gonna be like"}, {"start": 18460.199999999997, "end": 18462.199999999997, "text": " Everybody's figuring out the"}, {"start": 18465.52, "end": 18467.52, "text": " I'm gonna close off see you again"}, {"start": 18467.52, "end": 18473.16, "text": " Yeah, put it in some on me for this game"}, {"start": 18478.920000000002, "end": 18482.28, "text": " Wrong that was actually sober bro is one second about"}, {"start": 18484.72, "end": 18489.44, "text": " Guy they got is by the guy that's flashing me every round bro"}, {"start": 18493.56, "end": 18495.56, "text": " Not see garage"}, {"start": 18497.52, "end": 18499.52, "text": " Any B? Nobody on B?"}, {"start": 18499.52, "end": 18501.52, "text": " I got nobody C, I got nobody C right now"}, {"start": 18501.52, "end": 18503.52, "text": " They're slow B"}, {"start": 18503.52, "end": 18505.52, "text": " Man, man, man, go on B"}, {"start": 18505.52, "end": 18506.52, "text": " FDB rushing B"}, {"start": 18506.52, "end": 18508.52, "text": " I'm gonna B, I'm gonna B"}, {"start": 18508.52, "end": 18510.52, "text": " There's no B somewhere"}, {"start": 18513.52, "end": 18515.52, "text": " I'm dogging"}, {"start": 18515.52, "end": 18517.52, "text": " Flash it"}, {"start": 18517.52, "end": 18519.52, "text": " One in far right cubby"}, {"start": 18522.52, "end": 18523.52, "text": " I'm on site"}, {"start": 18523.52, "end": 18525.52, "text": " Let's see you on my dead body"}, {"start": 18525.52, "end": 18527.52, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18527.52, "end": 18529.52, "text": " Flash him."}, {"start": 18529.52, "end": 18531.52, "text": " I'm gonna copy."}, {"start": 18531.52, "end": 18533.52, "text": " I'm gonna copy."}, {"start": 18533.52, "end": 18535.52, "text": " Nice. Let's go!"}, {"start": 18535.52, "end": 18537.52, "text": " In the third one."}, {"start": 18537.52, "end": 18539.52, "text": " He's holding me."}, {"start": 18539.52, "end": 18541.52, "text": " He's live parking."}, {"start": 18541.52, "end": 18543.52, "text": " Left, left, left, left!"}, {"start": 18543.52, "end": 18545.52, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18545.52, "end": 18547.52, "text": " Oh good."}, {"start": 18547.52, "end": 18549.52, "text": " I have to half it right?"}, {"start": 18549.52, "end": 18551.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 18551.52, "end": 18554.06, "text": " You all came out the smoke, you went into the smoke."}, {"start": 18554.06, "end": 18557.56, "text": " Joseph Bartolosy!"}, {"start": 18557.56, "end": 18559.06, "text": " Oh, he's behind us!"}, {"start": 18559.06, "end": 18560.06, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 18560.06, "end": 18561.56, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 18561.56, "end": 18564.06, "text": " That's their silver player, did they have that by the way?"}, {"start": 18564.06, "end": 18565.56, "text": " Yo, how did I mute them?"}, {"start": 18565.56, "end": 18567.06, "text": " How did I mute them?"}, {"start": 18567.06, "end": 18568.06, "text": " Just timing you guys."}, {"start": 18568.06, "end": 18571.06, "text": " Wait, their silver player's fat and chopped?"}, {"start": 18571.06, "end": 18572.56, "text": " That's the guy that rocked."}, {"start": 18572.56, "end": 18574.06, "text": " Silver player is subbed in."}, {"start": 18574.06, "end": 18575.06, "text": " The guy he subbed in, yeah."}, {"start": 18575.06, "end": 18578.06, "text": " Wait, is your silver player your top frag, Ron?"}, {"start": 18578.06, "end": 18579.06, "text": " What was that, Jeff?"}, {"start": 18579.06, "end": 18580.06, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 18580.06, "end": 18584.38, "text": " Yo, is your silver player your top frag? We had this conversation prior to playing."}, {"start": 18584.38, "end": 18586.86, "text": " Silver? Never come that he was silver, brother."}, {"start": 18586.86, "end": 18590.38, "text": " He did come that he was silver. He said he was silver one."}, {"start": 18590.38, "end": 18592.86, "text": " No, no, no. We confirmed that he was dead."}, {"start": 18598.54, "end": 18600.06, "text": " I got rid of my wall."}, {"start": 18600.06, "end": 18600.7, "text": " Nice, you're picked."}, {"start": 18600.7, "end": 18601.98, "text": " Nice job, nice job."}, {"start": 18601.98, "end": 18602.460000000003, "text": " Nice job."}, {"start": 18602.460000000003, "end": 18603.66, "text": " Smoke's here."}, {"start": 18606.140000000003, "end": 18607.9, "text": " Can they play out right there?"}, {"start": 18607.9, "end": 18608.940000000002, "text": " No, I spoke to them."}, {"start": 18608.94, "end": 18610.94, "text": " They could rotate, they could rotate."}, {"start": 18610.94, "end": 18612.94, "text": " Alright, careful, be alert."}, {"start": 18612.94, "end": 18614.94, "text": " More backpacks."}, {"start": 18614.94, "end": 18616.94, "text": " What dude?"}, {"start": 18616.94, "end": 18618.94, "text": " Holding angle."}, {"start": 18620.94, "end": 18622.94, "text": " Yo, can somebody check that?"}, {"start": 18622.94, "end": 18625.94, "text": " Cause if he's actually not silver, I will actually ditch at them."}, {"start": 18625.94, "end": 18626.94, "text": " How are you A?"}, {"start": 18626.94, "end": 18628.94, "text": " Somebody check it out."}, {"start": 18628.94, "end": 18630.94, "text": " They might go all the way to A."}, {"start": 18632.94, "end": 18634.94, "text": " Careful, they could have your angle."}, {"start": 18634.94, "end": 18636.94, "text": " Could be looking at you."}, {"start": 18636.94, "end": 18642.66, "text": " Right here to the store. Yeah. Oh my god, and BNB and BNB"}, {"start": 18644.219999999998, "end": 18646.219999999998, "text": " He's back. We suck. We suck"}, {"start": 18648.219999999998, "end": 18650.859999999997, "text": " And you're right. He was your right game"}, {"start": 18660.699999999997, "end": 18662.699999999997, "text": " He's all thank you"}, {"start": 18666.94, "end": 18668.94, "text": " Yeah stop the sling in the back"}, {"start": 18679.94, "end": 18681.94, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 18681.94, "end": 18683.94, "text": " He was short, short, short, he was short"}, {"start": 18683.94, "end": 18685.94, "text": " You got it?"}, {"start": 18685.94, "end": 18687.94, "text": " How many are half, how many are half through the..."}, {"start": 18689.94, "end": 18691.94, "text": " Yo if he's actually not silver I'm ending the game"}, {"start": 18691.94, "end": 18694.94, "text": " It's Poppy for ATOM!"}, {"start": 18694.94, "end": 18698.02, "text": " If he's not silver, I'm ending the game."}, {"start": 18698.02, "end": 18699.26, "text": " I'm dead to you."}, {"start": 18699.26, "end": 18701.94, "text": " I'm only going to end this game."}, {"start": 18701.94, "end": 18703.94, "text": " Bro, shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 18703.94, "end": 18704.94, "text": " It's a fucking game!"}, {"start": 18709.46, "end": 18711.539999999997, "text": " Like, I'm actually, bro, I'm like, about to just stop."}, {"start": 18711.539999999997, "end": 18713.66, "text": " He perfectly needs to be out here in the corner."}, {"start": 18713.66, "end": 18714.379999999997, "text": " Yo, I'm silver."}, {"start": 18714.379999999997, "end": 18715.62, "text": " I'm actually silver."}, {"start": 18715.62, "end": 18716.699999999997, "text": " I'm silver, too."}, {"start": 18716.699999999997, "end": 18717.219999999998, "text": " I'm getting aggro."}, {"start": 18717.219999999998, "end": 18718.219999999998, "text": " I'm getting aggro, man."}, {"start": 18718.219999999998, "end": 18720.539999999997, "text": " You have a challenge on one time."}, {"start": 18720.539999999997, "end": 18721.739999999998, "text": " OK, you want to challenge together?"}, {"start": 18721.739999999998, "end": 18722.34, "text": " Yeah, let's talk."}, {"start": 18722.34, "end": 18722.94, "text": " Everybody talk."}, {"start": 18722.94, "end": 18723.42, "text": " Everybody talk."}, {"start": 18723.42, "end": 18724.539999999997, "text": " Get in the fucking face now."}, {"start": 18754.54, "end": 18756.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18759.18, "end": 18761.18, "text": " Out of the out of the out of the"}, {"start": 18766.18, "end": 18768.18, "text": " For what"}, {"start": 18777.420000000002, "end": 18779.64, "text": " We could try something together man, yeah"}, {"start": 18784.54, "end": 18787.18, "text": " Let's push on me to fight. Let's fight Graf, let's fight Graf."}, {"start": 18787.18, "end": 18789.68, "text": " But then Hive I said, just get him bro!"}, {"start": 18789.68, "end": 18793.24, "text": " But I'm not like, I'm not like, into ascending or anything."}, {"start": 18793.24, "end": 18795.74, "text": " Who is the guy that just got drafted?"}, {"start": 18796.74, "end": 18797.24, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 18797.24, "end": 18798.74, "text": " Find the guy that just got drafted."}, {"start": 18798.74, "end": 18799.74, "text": " Who's the guy that just got drafted?"}, {"start": 18799.74, "end": 18803.04, "text": " Bro, what? Who's fucking Nemo from Ron's chat?"}, {"start": 18804.04, "end": 18804.54, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18804.54, "end": 18805.54, "text": " Just looked at, just looked at."}, {"start": 18809.54, "end": 18811.04, "text": " I'm not a, I'm here."}, {"start": 18813.04, "end": 18814.440000000002, "text": " Going left side? Going left side there?"}, {"start": 18844.54, "end": 18846.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18869.02, "end": 18871.02, "text": " Know that's not their silver player that's"}, {"start": 18874.54, "end": 18878.34, "text": " I just thought you were the fucking silver player that Ron said drafted from his team"}, {"start": 18879.06, "end": 18881.06, "text": " Okay, no, it's lucky guys"}, {"start": 18883.260000000002, "end": 18888.82, "text": " Jesus Christ, and then they just fucking run my entire time like they're never serious in their entire fucking life"}, {"start": 18892.940000000002, "end": 18894.940000000002, "text": " For that"}, {"start": 18898.420000000002, "end": 18900.420000000002, "text": " You guys are pushing up and dying intense"}, {"start": 18900.940000000002, "end": 18903.86, "text": " You guys got this game is so slow pace"}, {"start": 18904.54, "end": 18906.54, "text": " sit back and do nothing"}, {"start": 18906.54, "end": 18909.54, "text": " like you're just rushing and dying"}, {"start": 18915.54, "end": 18917.54, "text": " fighting the spark"}, {"start": 18921.54, "end": 18923.54, "text": " last player standing"}, {"start": 18923.54, "end": 18925.54, "text": " I'm out of this."}, {"start": 18930.54, "end": 18934.54, "text": " Make sure to follow my pack in. They'll lead us right to the enemy."}, {"start": 18935.54, "end": 18940.54, "text": " Okay. Hold at angle. This game is all about angle. It's like as slow as rain."}, {"start": 18940.54, "end": 18943.54, "text": " Like a liar, they have too many people that know how to use it so well. You get fucked."}, {"start": 18943.54, "end": 18944.54, "text": " You said say it."}, {"start": 18944.54, "end": 18949.54, "text": " Yeah, I know. They're definitely using you till like very heavily. But I'm saying like we're holding like here."}, {"start": 18949.54, "end": 18952.54, "text": " Like why are we holding here and here? Like we got it. Like we're on defense."}, {"start": 18953.54, "end": 18958.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna hold here. I'll play slow. I can I can ult out and then I'll walk because I think they're rushing a every time"}, {"start": 18958.86, "end": 18960.86, "text": " Cuz they keep getting a pick I"}, {"start": 18961.940000000002, "end": 18967.66, "text": " Got see you like tomorrow's people maybe are they starting to you that don't see yeah, they're coming to you now"}, {"start": 18972.34, "end": 18976.48, "text": " He's wall begging me through walls. I'm so dead my boys"}, {"start": 18976.48, "end": 18983.48, "text": " I didn't see it I didn't see it I think I'm gonna mess up I'm gonna mess up there so"}, {"start": 18983.48, "end": 18984.48, "text": " I didn't see it"}, {"start": 18984.48, "end": 18987.48, "text": " I didn't know of all the Raitas at all"}, {"start": 18987.48, "end": 18988.48, "text": " Spike planted"}, {"start": 18988.48, "end": 18990.48, "text": " Back out"}, {"start": 18990.48, "end": 18991.48, "text": " Come on in"}, {"start": 18991.48, "end": 18992.48, "text": " Oh I'm blinded"}, {"start": 18992.48, "end": 18994.48, "text": " Oh I'm second to my life"}, {"start": 18994.48, "end": 18995.48, "text": " Cypher's on your street"}, {"start": 18995.48, "end": 18996.48, "text": " I'm back and you're on far land"}, {"start": 18996.48, "end": 18997.48, "text": " Who did you smoke?"}, {"start": 18997.48, "end": 18998.48, "text": " I'm flashing out"}, {"start": 18998.48, "end": 18999.48, "text": " I'm on your street"}, {"start": 18999.48, "end": 19002.48, "text": " He's far right he's far right yeah"}, {"start": 19002.48, "end": 19003.48, "text": " I'm on your street"}, {"start": 19003.48, "end": 19004.48, "text": " I'm on your street"}, {"start": 19004.48, "end": 19005.48, "text": " I'm on your street"}, {"start": 19005.48, "end": 19007.48, "text": " All right, yeah"}, {"start": 19023.48, "end": 19027.32, "text": " Oh good run, I think I get that yeah, you got it. I think you do really gotta"}, {"start": 19028.52, "end": 19031.84, "text": " Dude if we could get four eight, I genuinely think we could fuck"}, {"start": 19035.48, "end": 19038.1, "text": " Oh, what are they throwing our sights though that shit is"}, {"start": 19042.68, "end": 19044.68, "text": " Though an advanced UAV online"}, {"start": 19046.28, "end": 19051.88, "text": " Sova's basically just a sova is what Ron playing because he's fucking terrible. He's just fucking doing scans for"}, {"start": 19051.88, "end": 19056.42, "text": " He's making he's making so they know where you are you guys got that on attack if you guys got that on attack"}, {"start": 19058.92, "end": 19062.2, "text": " This is the place we don't have scans that's the character that"}, {"start": 19065.48, "end": 19070.82, "text": " fully by fully by fully by so I said oh they're pushing see that was you see"}, {"start": 19070.82, "end": 19076.46, "text": " your hard rush hard rush hard again they're tracking they're tracking again"}, {"start": 19076.46, "end": 19078.98, "text": " tracking class"}, {"start": 19078.98, "end": 19085.66, "text": " this is two feet from a mile away from your heart they're gonna fend well flashing out"}, {"start": 19085.66, "end": 19091.18, "text": " I broke their cypher chip so they think I'm flank right now they're gonna push"}, {"start": 19091.18, "end": 19094.34, "text": " back let me go back they're rotating"}, {"start": 19094.34, "end": 19096.34, "text": " I thought, oh, where you going?"}, {"start": 19098.18, "end": 19100.18, "text": " I'm just running, I'm going to run away"}, {"start": 19106.74, "end": 19107.54, "text": " Are they faking?"}, {"start": 19107.54, "end": 19108.74, "text": " They're there, they're there, they're there"}, {"start": 19108.74, "end": 19109.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19109.24, "end": 19110.58, "text": " Do you have a planning?"}, {"start": 19110.58, "end": 19111.08, "text": " I'm planning"}, {"start": 19111.08, "end": 19112.08, "text": " I'm gonna get them, I'm gonna get them"}, {"start": 19112.08, "end": 19114.08, "text": " Squishy, I'm gonna shoot, you can peek, maybe"}, {"start": 19114.08, "end": 19115.08, "text": " Can you peek now?"}, {"start": 19115.08, "end": 19116.58, "text": " I'm molded"}, {"start": 19116.58, "end": 19117.08, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 19120.68, "end": 19121.18, "text": " Careful"}, {"start": 19121.88, "end": 19122.38, "text": " I missed"}, {"start": 19122.98, "end": 19123.98, "text": " He's under, he's under, he's under"}, {"start": 19123.98, "end": 19125.98, "text": " I'm short, I'm short."}, {"start": 19125.98, "end": 19127.98, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 19127.98, "end": 19129.98, "text": " Or less."}, {"start": 19135.98, "end": 19137.98, "text": " Flash!"}, {"start": 19139.98, "end": 19141.98, "text": " That's for the vibes!"}, {"start": 19141.98, "end": 19144.98, "text": " Yo, that's actually dork shit talking mid-round, you chuck a fuck up."}, {"start": 19144.98, "end": 19147.98, "text": " Okay, my bad. I didn't know it was a rule. I didn't know it was a rule."}, {"start": 19147.98, "end": 19149.98, "text": " My bad, good job by the rosy."}, {"start": 19149.98, "end": 19152.98, "text": " Okay, well, from now on I won't do it. Thank you, job by the rosy."}, {"start": 19152.98, "end": 19154.98, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 19156.38, "end": 19158.38, "text": " Who the fuck is that guy"}, {"start": 19158.579999999998, "end": 19161.82, "text": " I'm too cursed so good. Okay, it's not your first time"}, {"start": 19164.78, "end": 19171.6, "text": " What's around what's around just go away just go away stop if you buy two smokes can you smoke like here and"}, {"start": 19174.3, "end": 19179.899999999998, "text": " Are you bum-rushing or are we slow-walking I'm gonna get the contact on that. Just slow-watch the place here. All right, let's slow-walk"}, {"start": 19182.98, "end": 19195.98, "text": " I pinged on this tower and then this CT in town."}, {"start": 19195.98, "end": 19196.98, "text": " Right now?"}, {"start": 19196.98, "end": 19197.98, "text": " Yeah, yeah, just do it."}, {"start": 19197.98, "end": 19198.98, "text": " Oh, you want to sprint?"}, {"start": 19198.98, "end": 19199.98, "text": " Yeah, just do it now."}, {"start": 19199.98, "end": 19200.98, "text": " One short."}, {"start": 19200.98, "end": 19201.98, "text": " I'm flashing the left here."}, {"start": 19201.98, "end": 19203.1, "text": " Sprint, do you want a Sprint?"}, {"start": 19203.1, "end": 19203.96, "text": " Yeah, just do it now."}, {"start": 19203.96, "end": 19204.46, "text": " Got a Sprint."}, {"start": 19204.46, "end": 19204.96, "text": " One short."}, {"start": 19204.96, "end": 19205.96, "text": " One short."}, {"start": 19205.96, "end": 19206.46, "text": " I'm walking."}, {"start": 19206.46, "end": 19207.96, "text": " I'm blushing the left here."}, {"start": 19212.96, "end": 19214.96, "text": " I'm all right out, good one."}, {"start": 19214.96, "end": 19216.96, "text": " Behind me."}, {"start": 19216.96, "end": 19218.96, "text": " Fight down, A."}, {"start": 19228.96, "end": 19230.96, "text": " Dude, they just have super player, bro."}, {"start": 19230.96, "end": 19232.96, "text": " It's half a super player bro. It's off 20"}, {"start": 19233.84, "end": 19237.399999999998, "text": " Super stop of doom, bro. Shoulda planted the whole team in there again"}, {"start": 19243.76, "end": 19245.76, "text": " They in the rotate it"}, {"start": 19246.8, "end": 19248.8, "text": " You want to rush be guys"}, {"start": 19248.8, "end": 19250.8, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 19259.399999999998, "end": 19264.52, "text": " But if you wall we can't run through it yeah, I'll wall the right wall the right you can just play"}, {"start": 19278.8, "end": 19280.8, "text": " You can plant, you can plant."}, {"start": 19280.8, "end": 19282.8, "text": " I'm planting, I'm planting, I'm planting."}, {"start": 19286.8, "end": 19288.8, "text": " They're all there, Prima."}, {"start": 19290.8, "end": 19292.8, "text": " They're decreasing."}, {"start": 19298.8, "end": 19299.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19300.8, "end": 19302.8, "text": " I'm fucking trapped!"}, {"start": 19308.8, "end": 19310.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19313.34, "end": 19315.34, "text": " Sane bro, what over til it's over guys"}, {"start": 19317.1, "end": 19319.1, "text": " Yeah, the vibes are very low right now"}, {"start": 19322.88, "end": 19324.88, "text": " They are low could begin our asses"}, {"start": 19324.88, "end": 19326.88, "text": " Fuck. That's okay."}, {"start": 19332.88, "end": 19334.88, "text": " Just shot him in. Just shot him in."}, {"start": 19334.88, "end": 19336.88, "text": " Yeah, fuck it."}, {"start": 19336.88, "end": 19338.88, "text": " Fuck down, bitch."}, {"start": 19338.88, "end": 19340.88, "text": " Take off that."}, {"start": 19340.88, "end": 19342.88, "text": " Give me more, mate. More on the right."}, {"start": 19342.88, "end": 19344.88, "text": " I'm on the right. I'm on the right."}, {"start": 19344.88, "end": 19345.88, "text": " I'm on the right."}, {"start": 19345.88, "end": 19347.88, "text": " I'm on the right. I'm on the right."}, {"start": 19349.88, "end": 19351.88, "text": " I'm on the right. You're lovin' me."}, {"start": 19351.88, "end": 19353.88, "text": " I'm on the right. I'm on the right."}, {"start": 19353.88, "end": 19355.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19370.600000000002, "end": 19373.4, "text": " Yeah, these guys are winning the tournament I"}, {"start": 19374.56, "end": 19376.56, "text": " Don't know about winning the tournament"}, {"start": 19377.68, "end": 19379.68, "text": " I didn't know who the teams were"}, {"start": 19379.68, "end": 19383.920000000002, "text": " I played against him and I saw people run it was like it's in here and I'm like oh Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 19383.920000000002, "end": 19386.420000000002, "text": " This is like way smarter than to see a attorney. I"}, {"start": 19387.12, "end": 19391.2, "text": " Will say this I do think the flaw of the draft here is that like people are being added"}, {"start": 19391.2, "end": 19394.96, "text": " I don't I people are getting added and I don't know how I don't know the rank of anybody"}, {"start": 19395.52, "end": 19399.18, "text": " Ask me ask me if you if you know how good they are. I'm like bro"}, {"start": 19399.18, "end": 19402.56, "text": " I I'm just getting info off of like I just see names"}, {"start": 19402.56, "end": 19404.56, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 19405.2, "end": 19408.920000000002, "text": " Like ladies the mortally added these late and that was like third rounders"}, {"start": 19423.800000000003, "end": 19427.36, "text": " I want to do this I first month ago"}, {"start": 19432.56, "end": 19434.56, "text": " Max let's do"}, {"start": 19455.04, "end": 19458.68, "text": " The garage, right? Yeah"}, {"start": 19492.56, "end": 19499.56, "text": " You have four bullets."}, {"start": 19503.56, "end": 19510.56, "text": " Nice shot."}, {"start": 19510.56, "end": 19517.56, "text": " I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro."}, {"start": 19522.56, "end": 19524.56, "text": " I see you buddy, you're there."}, {"start": 19524.56, "end": 19527.56, "text": " I'm sorry, you get the keys to eat."}, {"start": 19528.56, "end": 19530.56, "text": " Heal 6 this round, Squishy."}, {"start": 19530.56, "end": 19532.56, "text": " Let's just bait, let's just bait."}, {"start": 19533.56, "end": 19536.56, "text": " Do you want to just slow walk? Like, don't even walk, just wait?"}, {"start": 19536.56, "end": 19539.56, "text": " I think we just bait them, just wait for them to swing this door."}, {"start": 19539.56, "end": 19541.56, "text": " They're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, I think."}, {"start": 19541.56, "end": 19543.56, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna sit like..."}, {"start": 19543.56, "end": 19546.56, "text": " See, I'm just gonna not peek it at all."}, {"start": 19549.56, "end": 19551.56, "text": " Yeah, hold it, hold it."}, {"start": 19552.56, "end": 19554.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19562.960000000003, "end": 19566.04, "text": " Have one all point I get my all I can fucking go for"}, {"start": 19572.84, "end": 19574.84, "text": " Moving in moving in"}, {"start": 19582.56, "end": 19584.56, "text": " He's one. Yo, shoot!"}, {"start": 19587.56, "end": 19589.56, "text": " Anybody wanna roll mid with me?"}, {"start": 19590.56, "end": 19591.56, "text": " Can you resp?"}, {"start": 19591.56, "end": 19592.56, "text": " Yeah, I'm coming for you."}, {"start": 19592.56, "end": 19593.56, "text": " Come back if you can."}, {"start": 19593.56, "end": 19594.56, "text": " I'm in a good spot."}, {"start": 19594.56, "end": 19595.56, "text": " Yeah, I'll try to res him."}, {"start": 19598.56, "end": 19600.56, "text": " He's a wall though. I'm gonna get fried."}, {"start": 19600.56, "end": 19602.56, "text": " Oh my god. Please pick it."}, {"start": 19605.56, "end": 19606.56, "text": " Behind, behind."}, {"start": 19606.56, "end": 19607.56, "text": " What the fuck happened?"}, {"start": 19608.56, "end": 19610.56, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 19612.56, "end": 19619.56, "text": " fuck them later"}, {"start": 19619.56, "end": 19621.56, "text": " Defenders win"}, {"start": 19621.56, "end": 19623.56, "text": " Hey GG guys"}, {"start": 19623.56, "end": 19624.56, "text": " GG guys"}, {"start": 19624.56, "end": 19626.56, "text": " It's not a fester 3 right?"}, {"start": 19626.56, "end": 19627.56, "text": " No"}, {"start": 19627.56, "end": 19629.56, "text": " I hope you get to watch that"}, {"start": 19629.56, "end": 19630.56, "text": " We're out"}, {"start": 19630.56, "end": 19632.56, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 19632.56, "end": 19633.56, "text": " Unlucky man"}, {"start": 19633.56, "end": 19634.56, "text": " Their team was good"}, {"start": 19634.56, "end": 19636.56, "text": " I'm about to go jump into their call"}, {"start": 19636.56, "end": 19637.56, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 19637.56, "end": 19638.56, "text": " Alright guys"}, {"start": 19638.56, "end": 19640.56, "text": " My discord is fucking lagged out"}, {"start": 19640.56, "end": 19646.56, "text": " out the hell it was it was fun guys this one yeah I'm like yeah sorry we didn't do it"}, {"start": 19646.56, "end": 19650.56, "text": " no dude not your photo no it's alright it's alright"}, {"start": 19654.32, "end": 19662.16, "text": " yo gg's Ron hey hey gg's man gg's gg's bro good game Joe great game great game"}, {"start": 19664.32, "end": 19670.08, "text": " hope you win it all brother thank you bro thank you you know sorry I was on a bit of a deck man"}, {"start": 19670.08, "end": 19674.760000000002, "text": " And I just think it's like, you know, common knowledge not to like talk in that one."}, {"start": 19674.800000000003, "end": 19675.84, "text": " I agree that."}, {"start": 19675.84, "end": 19677.160000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19677.160000000003, "end": 19677.280000000002, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"start": 19677.280000000002, "end": 19679.84, "text": " And you're trying to listen to comms and you go, yeah."}, {"start": 19681.52, "end": 19682.960000000003, "text": " And you just have to get noises."}, {"start": 19682.960000000003, "end": 19686.480000000003, "text": " Well, I apologize that I said I was going to do it moving forward, Joe."}, {"start": 19686.56, "end": 19690.0, "text": " There's like, and then, and then when we start the game, bro, like Ron and I"}, {"start": 19690.0, "end": 19692.640000000003, "text": " know like Ron picked a team that's just like trolling and shit."}, {"start": 19692.640000000003, "end": 19695.08, "text": " And it's like fun to just like rage bait, but it's like, bro,"}, {"start": 19695.24, "end": 19697.84, "text": " there's a level of rage baiting and then just being an asshole where it's"}, {"start": 19697.84, "end": 19699.52, "text": " like, bro, I'm going."}, {"start": 19699.52, "end": 19704.44, "text": " Did you draft a silver teamie and we're just going he's a send it one. He's a send it one. It's like"}, {"start": 19708.44, "end": 19712.94, "text": " Well, I'm confused. What are you what are you saying that we were saying that was bad the whole time"}, {"start": 19712.94, "end": 19716.420000000002, "text": " I was saying then we most why did he kept talking?"}, {"start": 19716.420000000002, "end": 19721.06, "text": " No, because I didn't have the right mind if you go to my vodos talking in game chat and not party chat"}, {"start": 19721.06, "end": 19724.88, "text": " I was talking the whole time and they told me midway that I was talking game chat"}, {"start": 19724.88, "end": 19729.52, "text": " But I literally, when I did fix it, I said, and I quote, I said,"}, {"start": 19729.52, "end": 19731.120000000003, "text": " Laze is the fatten chop, right?"}, {"start": 19731.120000000003, "end": 19733.120000000003, "text": " No offense, that's his name."}, {"start": 19733.120000000003, "end": 19735.56, "text": " I said that he was ascendant, borderline diamond,"}, {"start": 19735.56, "end": 19737.64, "text": " because he's a Senate 1-0 or something."}, {"start": 19737.64, "end": 19739.04, "text": " I'm not, I'm not pressed about that."}, {"start": 19739.04, "end": 19743.32, "text": " I was just saying what I asked, YBG did unmute and why."}, {"start": 19744.52, "end": 19748.68, "text": " No, no, I said, you said their top frag is a silver."}, {"start": 19748.68, "end": 19750.120000000003, "text": " Laze was the top frag."}, {"start": 19750.120000000003, "end": 19751.72, "text": " We've been said he was ascending."}, {"start": 19751.72, "end": 19753.8, "text": " Yeah, okay, but I didn't know who it was."}, {"start": 19753.8, "end": 19756.739999999998, "text": " So I asked and I just got aired and then other people broke."}, {"start": 19756.739999999998, "end": 19757.079999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19757.079999999998, "end": 19759.18, "text": " And then my whole chat just saying just you suck a dick."}, {"start": 19759.18, "end": 19760.02, "text": " I'm a sore loser."}, {"start": 19760.02, "end": 19760.739999999998, "text": " I am a sore loser."}, {"start": 19760.739999999998, "end": 19761.86, "text": " No, no, you're not a sore loser."}, {"start": 19761.86, "end": 19762.54, "text": " I am a sore loser."}, {"start": 19762.54, "end": 19763.26, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 19763.26, "end": 19765.02, "text": " I am a sore loser."}, {"start": 19765.02, "end": 19768.02, "text": " But Joe, we got white looking at Chad."}, {"start": 19768.02, "end": 19770.54, "text": " If I look at Chad, it's like, if I look at Chad, bro,"}, {"start": 19770.54, "end": 19772.42, "text": " I'm going to see my social security number, bro."}, {"start": 19772.42, "end": 19774.14, "text": " It's like, yeah."}, {"start": 19774.14, "end": 19774.82, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 19774.82, "end": 19776.899999999998, "text": " Well, you know, I'm not trying to be turbo negative."}, {"start": 19776.899999999998, "end": 19778.1, "text": " Good luck to you and your team, bro."}, {"start": 19778.1, "end": 19778.82, "text": " I'm dipping, dude."}, {"start": 19778.82, "end": 19779.54, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 19779.54, "end": 19780.42, "text": " I'm in my stream."}, {"start": 19780.42, "end": 19781.42, "text": " I'm in my stream."}, {"start": 19781.42, "end": 19783.18, "text": " Are you playing at that rate?"}, {"start": 19783.18, "end": 19784.88, "text": " No, he ain't gettin' that fuckin' raid."}, {"start": 19787.260000000002, "end": 19788.64, "text": " All right, I'm on next stream."}, {"start": 19788.64, "end": 19790.3, "text": " I'ma know what his fuck."}, {"start": 19790.3, "end": 19792.3, "text": " I don't know who he raid, but I'm done."}, {"start": 19794.14, "end": 19794.98, "text": " That shit just pissed me off."}, {"start": 19794.98, "end": 19798.86, "text": " I have a whole community that just wants me dead."}, {"start": 19798.86, "end": 19799.94, "text": " Like, what did we play?"}, {"start": 19799.94, "end": 19801.02, "text": " That was so wrong."}, {"start": 19801.02, "end": 19801.98, "text": " I'm so confused."}, {"start": 19801.98, "end": 19803.22, "text": " Everything was like..."}, {"start": 19805.86, "end": 19807.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 19807.18, "end": 19808.82, "text": " I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 19808.82, "end": 19811.02, "text": " Bro, they're acting like I'm like over exaggerating."}, {"start": 19811.02, "end": 19812.9, "text": " Like, see, they're just the stupid shit, bro."}, {"start": 19812.9, "end": 19819.9, "text": " Like, I don't know, like, I'm gonna just stop doing these fucking turnings, bro, because it's like, some second, like, like, I get mad and motherfuckers like, oh, what's the problem?"}, {"start": 19819.9, "end": 19827.9, "text": " What's the problem? Why are you so fucking pressed? It's like, goddamn, bro. Jesus Christ. Like, what am I exaggerating?"}, {"start": 19827.9, "end": 19833.9, "text": " What am I exaggerating? It's, I was annoyed when they unmuted while it's mid-round."}, {"start": 19833.9, "end": 19836.9, "text": " That stickhead shit doesn't matter if it's a rule, kind of common sense."}, {"start": 19836.9, "end": 19840.100000000002, "text": " sense. Outside of that, I'm just going, hey, like, is your top"}, {"start": 19840.100000000002, "end": 19844.100000000002, "text": " frag, like, actually silver? And they go, no, he's ascending."}, {"start": 19844.100000000002, "end": 19849.7, "text": " Clearly, I'm misinterpreting that your top frag is Nemo, right?"}, {"start": 19849.7, "end": 19854.58, "text": " So you go, oh, that's, that's Laze. Just say that. What?"}, {"start": 19854.58, "end": 19857.22, "text": " Like, I, like, obviously, when I ask that question, I go, oh,"}, {"start": 19857.22, "end": 19861.620000000003, "text": " your top frag is not silver. You know what I'm asking, right?"}, {"start": 19861.620000000003, "end": 19864.18, "text": " Like, that's all it is. That's all I'm saying. Hey,"}, {"start": 19864.18, "end": 19866.18, "text": " You're top frag silver. No, he's descendant. Oh"}, {"start": 19866.9, "end": 19870.260000000002, "text": " Maybe with more than a very surface level interpretation"}, {"start": 19871.1, "end": 19875.46, "text": " You're going oh, he's talking about Nemo Nemo's not our top right"}, {"start": 19875.46, "end": 19878.58, "text": " I didn't know because everybody's usernames fat and chopped"}, {"start": 19879.3, "end": 19880.7, "text": " fucking"}, {"start": 19880.7, "end": 19886.34, "text": " Muncher 45 like we just have random ass usernames. So I don't know who anyone is"}, {"start": 19886.66, "end": 19891.54, "text": " So I'm just going hey like, you know, it ain't that deep. It's not that deep, bro"}, {"start": 19891.54, "end": 19897.82, "text": " This is the thing. I've been a sore loser since I was five. I would cry"}, {"start": 19898.100000000002, "end": 19906.02, "text": " Why are you a tomato bitch? Shut the fuck up? You know life loser. You know life loser shut up shut up"}, {"start": 19906.74, "end": 19911.3, "text": " Here's the thing. I would cry when I was five when I would lose uno"}, {"start": 19911.3, "end": 19918.420000000002, "text": " I would cry when I'd lose a game of memory. I'm a sore loser. I hate losing it pisses me off"}, {"start": 19918.420000000002, "end": 19922.820000000003, "text": " I have a high cortisol spike when I'm losing"}, {"start": 19923.100000000002, "end": 19926.88, "text": " Vibes are real low. So some other shit that pisses me off"}, {"start": 19927.7, "end": 19930.88, "text": " Immediately gets me going. That's how it works. Like that's all it is"}, {"start": 19930.940000000002, "end": 19936.52, "text": " I'm not mad at Ron in the sense of like they wiped us. I was just like, bro"}, {"start": 19936.52, "end": 19941.780000000002, "text": " We're losing we're getting pub stomped. I ask a question and now we're just rage baiting like oh"}, {"start": 19942.34, "end": 19946.86, "text": " Like just fucking answer my question. That's all I was saying. Obviously you didn't have a game chat working"}, {"start": 19946.86, "end": 19951.18, "text": " That's fine. I'm not mad at Ron bro. I'm not mad at YBG, but it's just like bro"}, {"start": 19951.18, "end": 19955.100000000002, "text": " There's a level of like you could tell I'm pissed off just answer my question like"}, {"start": 19955.7, "end": 19961.260000000002, "text": " Just answer my question right like it's isn't really worth the clip to just be annoying like I guess it is but"}, {"start": 19962.86, "end": 19964.86, "text": " Skeddy thinking of the three"}, {"start": 19965.9, "end": 19968.22, "text": " Say the same thing you did gasoline just rage made it"}, {"start": 19968.22, "end": 19973.02, "text": " but that's what I'm saying like I understand I rage me people people rage bait me and that's a big part of the content like when"}, {"start": 19973.02, "end": 19976.16, "text": " We hop in a call and motherfuckers tell me the moon landing is fake."}, {"start": 19976.16, "end": 19977.36, "text": " Obviously they're rage baiting me."}, {"start": 19977.56, "end": 19979.86, "text": " It is content to rage bait Job art."}, {"start": 19979.920000000002, "end": 19983.8, "text": " That is the goal of a lot of these group calls is to rage bait me."}, {"start": 19984.06, "end": 19988.48, "text": " But it's like, bro, I'm asking a real ass question and I'm just getting"}, {"start": 19988.48, "end": 19990.8, "text": " wrong answers five times in a row."}, {"start": 19990.88, "end": 19991.52, "text": " It's just annoying."}, {"start": 19991.64, "end": 19992.96, "text": " We would have lost either way."}, {"start": 19993.12, "end": 19993.8, "text": " I get that."}, {"start": 19993.96, "end": 19995.32, "text": " I drafted a bad team."}, {"start": 19995.52, "end": 19997.24, "text": " I also didn't do great myself."}, {"start": 19997.44, "end": 20002.68, "text": " I didn't know that Skype and fucking stompin were level three."}, {"start": 20002.68, "end": 20006.12, "text": " and stomp into my second pick and he's a hundred and fucking twelve thing."}, {"start": 20006.12, "end": 20010.68, "text": " You know, I drafted bad. I thought I drafted great. I was confident as hell. I lock in."}, {"start": 20010.68, "end": 20015.0, "text": " Everybody goes, oh, I just downloaded the game. Oh, well, I guess I'll go fist myself."}, {"start": 20015.0, "end": 20021.48, "text": " The only thing I ask is future attorneys have time played in game and rank."}, {"start": 20022.04, "end": 20029.08, "text": " Time played in game and rank because otherwise I'm going, oh, they've probably played Valorant."}, {"start": 20029.08, "end": 20036.280000000002, "text": " Nope. Never. Never played that. What? So my second pick has never played the game. And"}, {"start": 20036.280000000002, "end": 20041.320000000003, "text": " motherfuckers are going, hey Joe, T-Fu's, I was about to draft T-Fu's second pick."}, {"start": 20041.320000000003, "end": 20046.52, "text": " And motherfuckers are going, oh, T-Fu hasn't played. T-Fu hasn't played in years. Pick stomping."}, {"start": 20047.160000000003, "end": 20050.52, "text": " What? What?"}, {"start": 20053.160000000003, "end": 20056.68, "text": " And then motherfuckers getting at me and you're like, oh, your team's ass. I'm literally,"}, {"start": 20056.68, "end": 20060.06, "text": " Bro just up next time. I'm not even looking at my chat. I'm gonna just draft the team. I want to draft"}, {"start": 20060.14, "end": 20064.84, "text": " That's what I'm gonna do right for the stuff. I love stondin. I love to play it's not to play"}, {"start": 20064.84, "end": 20069.760000000002, "text": " I love stondin. I love Skype, but it's like goddamn bro. I didn't know they never played"}, {"start": 20070.56, "end": 20072.56, "text": " never played"}, {"start": 20074.0, "end": 20076.84, "text": " Like and then a bro, and then we were just getting walked"}, {"start": 20078.04, "end": 20080.04, "text": " Oh, oh"}, {"start": 20080.04, "end": 20087.04, "text": " So, I just got upset, bro. That's all it is. I'm not mad at YBG, bro. I think he's a fucking funny guy."}, {"start": 20087.04, "end": 20090.04, "text": " Obviously, he was trying to rage-bait me, but it's like, I'm not pissed at him."}, {"start": 20090.04, "end": 20094.04, "text": " It's just, in the moment when we're in a game, I'm gonna get mad as fuck."}, {"start": 20094.04, "end": 20098.04, "text": " And it's like, if I have a dead-ass question, just answer it! Just answer the question!"}, {"start": 20098.04, "end": 20102.04, "text": " That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I'm not mad at him."}, {"start": 20102.04, "end": 20105.04, "text": " I don't try to start streamer beefs. I'm not gonna be pissed at motherfuckers."}, {"start": 20105.04, "end": 20108.04, "text": " I also get mad in the moment, and then I'm not gonna really care fucking 10 minutes for now."}, {"start": 20108.04, "end": 20110.24, "text": " for now, all you denedible get high and I'm not gonna give a shit."}, {"start": 20110.24, "end": 20113.24, "text": " But in the moment, I am a sore fucking loser, dude."}, {"start": 20113.24, "end": 20116.24, "text": " I hate losing. I hate losing."}, {"start": 20116.24, "end": 20118.24, "text": " Losing to me is the worst thing ever."}, {"start": 20118.24, "end": 20122.24, "text": " Genuinely. It could be a board game, there could be no money on the line."}, {"start": 20122.24, "end": 20126.440000000002, "text": " No money on the line. I don't care, I'm gonna play that bitch like it's my Super Bowl."}, {"start": 20126.440000000002, "end": 20128.64, "text": " And the second it's 8-2, tomato face."}, {"start": 20128.64, "end": 20129.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20142.14, "end": 20144.44, "text": " I feel bad that I yelled at YBG."}, {"start": 20144.44, "end": 20147.84, "text": " I feel bad that I hopped in the call off rip."}, {"start": 20147.84, "end": 20149.239999999998, "text": " I think the vibes were just bad."}, {"start": 20149.239999999998, "end": 20151.88, "text": " When I launched in and they were like, we got to restart."}, {"start": 20151.88, "end": 20153.64, "text": " I was like, oh."}, {"start": 20153.64, "end": 20155.44, "text": " And then I get in and I was just a dick"}, {"start": 20155.44, "end": 20156.399999999998, "text": " and I feel like an ass."}, {"start": 20156.4, "end": 20158.52, "text": " But it's like, you know, then they rage bait me."}, {"start": 20158.52, "end": 20160.4, "text": " Maybe it's deserved."}, {"start": 20160.4, "end": 20161.4, "text": " That's all right."}, {"start": 20161.4, "end": 20162.640000000003, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 20162.640000000003, "end": 20163.280000000002, "text": " Ryan for the sub."}, {"start": 20163.280000000002, "end": 20163.920000000002, "text": " Good luck to them."}, {"start": 20163.920000000002, "end": 20165.04, "text": " I hope they win."}, {"start": 20165.04, "end": 20167.56, "text": " Aiden, Ryan, Jay, Revenant, Hanky, and Walter for the sub."}, {"start": 20167.56, "end": 20168.36, "text": " I'm ending stream now."}, {"start": 20168.36, "end": 20169.600000000002, "text": " I'm getting the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 20169.600000000002, "end": 20171.0, "text": " I'll post on the main in the gaming."}, {"start": 20171.0, "end": 20173.2, "text": " I'll be live tomorrow."}, {"start": 20173.2, "end": 20173.84, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 20173.84, "end": 20174.600000000002, "text": " One EST."}, {"start": 20174.600000000002, "end": 20175.2, "text": " We're going to be doing."}, {"start": 20175.2, "end": 20177.280000000002, "text": " I'm not watching that, Mr. B. Shit."}, {"start": 20177.280000000002, "end": 20178.800000000003, "text": " We'll do a recap of that."}, {"start": 20178.800000000003, "end": 20180.0, "text": " I'll do React."}, {"start": 20180.0, "end": 20181.24, "text": " Or we're going to do the EST review"}, {"start": 20181.24, "end": 20183.640000000003, "text": " and do the Wii-Fees React."}, {"start": 20183.64, "end": 20187.62, "text": " Monday, CS, a case where nobody can CS with Killdozer,"}, {"start": 20187.62, "end": 20190.12, "text": " random shit after MC Vid later."}, {"start": 20190.12, "end": 20191.62, "text": " So I'll be shorter streamed Tuesday, not live."}, {"start": 20191.62, "end": 20193.68, "text": " Wednesday, Horror Games, also Content King."}, {"start": 20193.68, "end": 20195.2, "text": " Thursday, not live."}, {"start": 20195.2, "end": 20197.68, "text": " Friday, Chess Tournament, which I'm probably"}, {"start": 20197.68, "end": 20199.6, "text": " going to suck dick at."}, {"start": 20199.6, "end": 20205.44, "text": " Into tierless Saturday, early CS with JoJo and Reacts."}, {"start": 20205.44, "end": 20206.36, "text": " Maybe tierless shit."}, {"start": 20206.36, "end": 20209.84, "text": " And then we have a 988 Suicide Hotline slash Crisis"}, {"start": 20209.84, "end": 20213.32, "text": " Line charity stream of the 13th."}, {"start": 20213.32, "end": 20215.2, "text": " And then we're going to do another charity stream."}, {"start": 20215.2, "end": 20220.04, "text": " I don't know what for yet, but probably like May 5th or so."}, {"start": 20220.04, "end": 20222.92, "text": " But yeah, let's call that there."}, {"start": 20222.92, "end": 20225.44, "text": " Who do we want to raid?"}, {"start": 20225.44, "end": 20227.04, "text": " I don't know who we should raid."}, {"start": 20238.96, "end": 20239.4, "text": " Kingsman?"}, {"start": 20239.4, "end": 20242.4, "text": " I don't know if Kingsman is still streaming."}, {"start": 20242.4, "end": 20253.72, "text": " their"}, {"start": 20253.72, "end": 20257.0, "text": " season"}, {"start": 20257.0, "end": 20258.34, "text": " Where's young bass gal?"}, {"start": 20260.1, "end": 20262.3, "text": " Oh, ma squeezey, ma squeezeyelly"}, {"start": 20262.3, "end": 20263.3, "text": " Squishy girl"}, {"start": 20264.82, "end": 20266.58, "text": " Joooo groleg"}, {"start": 20266.58, "end": 20268.46, "text": " JOOO! JOOO! JOOO!"}, {"start": 20268.46, "end": 20269.82, "text": " Oh, RAID ME!"}, {"start": 20269.82, "end": 20272.02, "text": " Sorry I'm sorry"}, {"start": 20272.02, "end": 20274.02, "text": " Oh, RAID me!"}, {"start": 20274.2, "end": 20275.7, "text": " JOO! Oh, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 20275.88, "end": 20277.32, "text": " JOOO, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 20277.34, "end": 20278.68, "text": " Fuck me"}, {"start": 20282.9, "end": 20285.14, "text": " Alright, we'll Vadim"}, {"start": 20285.14, "end": 20290.26, "text": " them. We'll write them. Why is he cheering all happy and shit? All right, chat. We're"}, {"start": 20290.26, "end": 20294.5, "text": " going to call that there. Good luck to them as attorney, though. But I will catch you"}, {"start": 20294.5, "end": 20297.899999999998, "text": " all tomorrow. One EST at the review. Peace."}]}