you
the
Wednesday, what the fuck are you talking about?
It's a rerun.
Oh, everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Saturday, everybody?
We are live early today because we have a few things that we are doing prior to a Valorant
tournament that Jinxie is hosting. So, chat. We're going to be doing a few things. Actually,
We have to pull first because Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers video.
Do we want to watch it?
Here was the original plan.
We were going to run Retro Rewind for like an hour and a half.
Then we were going to run Content King for like an hour and a half.
Then we were going to hop into the Valorant tournament until obviously we either win or
lose.
Tomorrow regardless is going to be the Etsy review into the Minecraft ARG Wi-Fi's
video.
We're going to be doing the FD review into that Monday CS with killdozer at 330 opening cases playing CS random games shorter stream
Because I'm filming Minecraft video after Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is going to be horror games
Thursday random games Friday chess
Tournament into random shit next Saturday early CS stream with Jojo and then random games after that react day that next Sunday
April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream for suicide prevention slash their crisis line in general
But Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers fight for a million dollars for their fan or fans one of their fans
So do we want to watch that and then rip? Okay, so here's the options
We either do retro we run retro rewind
retro rewind that's hard to say
into
content King in devalorant or
We do the MrBeast video into Retro Rewind into Valorant and then we'll rip Content King on Wednesday
after Before Above, which is a different horror game that's dropping that day.
So, which do we want to do?
Everybody, okay 63% are voting in MrBeast video. I'm not opposed to that as well,
just so we have more time playing Retro Rewind until we also start another Sim game at the
same time so I'm fine with that normally I wouldn't and I would just wait till
tomorrow but tomorrow we're not even really doing reacts I mean half of the
stream is gonna be reacts but it's to a gaming video so I'm fine with doing the
mr. Beast today retro rewind Valorant tomorrow Etsy review and the Wi-Fi's
video and then Wednesday we'll just do content King as well as horror games thoughts
and then maybe more retro rewind like Friday or Saturday I think that works I
do want to do content King I know a lot of streamers have been playing it I know
it's fine but I know people are gonna bitch at me to watch this so we'll watch
this day amazing a native of the sub I'm thinking the five gets his look for
the three thanks for being so entertaining thank you for watching I'm
being a native of the sub cave of the sub Nate Arboth aiden Oxy see and
Crow, take it for the sub Josh for the three.
Somebody at lunch school today said,
why do you watch me as a liberal?
And maybe laughs how much people care about that.
Somebody in your lunch today said,
why do you watch Joe?
He's a liberal.
Wow.
Poseidon Steph, Luca and C-Show,
with the sub Ron, A-Flow, with the sub Finn,
take it for the three.
Can you say goodnight to my cat Kenny?
Good night.
X-Nap and hi for the sub Tosher for the three.
Thank you for helping the mental health feed
struggle a lot myself.
Most people don't understand so I don't know.
Thank you.
I'm glad I'm able to help and I hope you're all right.
And Aiden, an amazing but subbriot,
Santa for the sub, DRV, top and high for the sub.
It's pronounced weefies, oh, I thought it was Wi-Fi's.
My bad, hold on.
Acquiring a caffeinated beverage.
A.J. and Gayes, thank you for the sub,
or Gayest, thank you for the sub.
Jake, thank you for the five,
hope you're doing good today, love of the stream.
Thank you, and I'm ready to thank you for the five
gifts, all right.
chat, uh, outside of that, what else do we have planned?
I just said the schedule.
I actually made a schedule for viewing on it.
Want to know it.
So we'll do the Mr.
Beast video right now into retro reliant until the val tourney starts.
Maybe we'll actually hop off retro early so I can practice a little bit before
the draft.
The tournament starts at 530, but the draft's at five.
Um, so in like three hours tomorrow or not tomorrow outside of the schedule
that I just said for 20, we're doing a weed mystery box review.
And then the 24th we have a Geo guess our tournament
Wait hold up
All right, let's lock in somebody were being headset that a little early for
Hold up that was loud
All right, let's tap in chat 50 streamers for a million but wait
50 streamers fight for a million dollars I'm in this video chat I'm not in this
video I am not in this video really nope not in this bed wait look I'm right
there at stake wait let me try to name as many of them as I can locked in wait
ask their names on there never mind as their names on their their names are on
their chests okay well that would be cheating I'm gonna I think I could
still name like half of them I know there's a lot of Spanish streamers here
that I wouldn't be able to name though I thought of like Ibai right there
Why the fuck is Dan clant are you dead ass mr. Beast now that should just piss me off
Why is Dan Clancy in the fuck is Dan Clancy one of the 50 streamers?
Why do I see his ass in the back there?
Bro, it's not a streamer
Bro is not a streamer. Yo, where's clad? Yeah, where's clavicular?
And is speed a contestant or a host?
We're really clout farming right now. They have the follower account of everybody under them Jesus Christ
Do you think they show most followed social media? Oh?
Definitely Marlin seven point seven million Marlin does not have seven million followers on tWitch. Is that cumulative?
on all
Alliance
Strategy
I'm not even doing a cube.
Dan Clancy just aura farming in the back
because nobody's going to team up with the CEO of Twitch.
Just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want to.
We're literally just posting up with Neon.
That's an interesting duo of people.
I'm not even doing a cube, but I'm going to go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy.
I do feel like the IQ's a little lower to me.
Woo!
It's dropped a lot.
I'm serious how you're going to switch it up.
Let us up.
Kill someone, stop being scared.
No way, I'm going to clip on them.
The music is trash.
Oh my god, was that Fortnite?
Do they have to play Fortnite while they're in this box?
They're making a game card.
But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know.
All right, it's time for the-
They would have million for one of their fans, right?
Yo, I would so put that shit on a game of marbles,
bro.
Oh my god.
That would be the craziest game of, if I was in this and I won,
I would put that on a singular game of marbles on stream.
Just go live and be like, all right, everybody hop in.
We're gonna choose like a 12 minute course.
Only one person makes it to the end.
First challenge, what is it?
Oh, you can't choose?
Well, I would randomly,
what are their names?
On this wall, is it?
Dan Clancy.
Wait, Connery's pants is in this?
I didn't see, oh my God,
I don't know who I want to win.
You're voting to a limited default?
No, I think maybe you'll throw a ball in it.
Oh, back up behind the purple line.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my God.
Wait, this is a little RNG now.
If they're throwing a ball at the,
at the profile picture that they want out,
isn't being higher up kind of a skill advantage?
Like being XGC is the worst.
Because you're dead middle bottom. Oh, it's paintball. Yeah. Well, I'm saying like with the just any arc
I feel like being like a daft is probably the best because your top left
Bro, what the entire time yo, I don't know you think that me do you think he tells them to uh
Like act like they're freaking out
Because they're all like
What's gonna happen? I feel like I'm gonna be standing there like somebody explain the rules.
Is it aura to remove yourself from the game?
Shoot your own profile picture.
Oh my god!
Dan Clancy is 100.
Actually, I'm getting Tifu out.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
I'm targeting Tifu.
Tifu is good at everything.
This is like prime time.
He's either winning...
If you don't get him out right now, he's winning.
Holy shit. I've never seen any...
I've never seen Tifu be bad at anything.
Actually, Tifu's good at...
Tifu's like a fucking star class surfer.
top like N.A. in any game he plays.
It's cooked.
Rekai?
I don't think Rekai's big, a big threat.
Step over the line if you want to shoot first.
Oh, all right, sketched it.
Come on up.
Who do I shoot first?
No, you shoot that way.
Sketch.
Which of the streamers would you like to eliminate?
Wait, he missed.
He missed.
I'm a nice guy.
Who's next?
He was aiming for Lacy.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna die!
Who's next?
Yeah, give me a shot!
Ludwig!
Let's see who Ludwig shoots!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
Winger not a streamer!
Yeah.
Yo, on God, bro. Get his ass out of here.
Is he hold- Is that a camera?
Is he just holding like a fucking trot,
Not a tripod, like a selfie stick with nothing on it.
That's the CEO of Twitch.
You're about to get-
Oh no, those are cameras.
You're banned, bro.
Hey, hey, I'll take-
Courage JD, bro.
They're really about to play Fortnite.
Bro, they got all the Fortnite players here.
How bad?
Who wants to shoot next?
Excuse me, excuse me.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
Oh!
Where'd you get me?
Danced, man!
What were you aiming for?
Budwig, of course.
Damn, no!
Budwig!
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.
Something real quick. Yeah, you're gonna miss old man
My god, he did miss
You would have died first in fortnight oh on god brah I'm seeing new people every time fucking Tyler ones in this
I'm probably in Tyler one out pretty early to render live
This is like the easiest time to get out one person that might just actually skilled if everyone
And the brutality continued
And the streamers spot right back
And just like that, the least like streamers are starting to reveal themselves.
Three people are on the chopping block, who's next?
I think we shoot whoever shoots us.
It looks like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them.
I have no battle with anybody, kind of.
I'll shoot zone, I'll shoot zone.
All right, here we go.
Whoa!
Oh my God!
I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?
That's fine, yeah.
Oh, that's fucking lame shit.
Bro, I'm shooting her fucking profile picture
right after that.
Oh my God.
If I, yo, anybody does that shit?
Yo, have you ever watched a MrBeast video?
Being the upstanding nice person gets you out.
That's lame.
Bro, did it in the MrBeast show?
Somebody do that?
They like kick the ball to the side
and they're like, I'm not gonna play this game.
Second fucking later, they're out.
Second later, they're out.
You gotta target someone.
You gotta target somebody.
Wait, it hit Orgy!
It's like floater shit.
Wait, no way.
How did it not break?
It bounced off the fucking ground?
I don't see that.
I respect that.
Self?
You know, that's cool.
That playing the route where I'm not going to shoot anybody
is not as cool as you're shooting yourself.
You're a hero, boy!
You're a hero!
They even started targeting people that already had points.
I had to play a save.
I can't make enemies out here.
In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves
getting eliminated.
Next shot!
Oh!
But not everybody has a-
He's too good at everything.
You gotta get Tifu out. I don't know what we're fucking doing here
Unless you're getting an alliance with him and you're floating to the end. I'm treating this like it's big brother
You know you got a fucking team up with some people. Who's the ideal teammates?
God damn
XQC and
Actually, she's gonna make an enemy
Tyler won Nick a 30 and fucking Tifu
That's the dream squad
Everybody has sketch hell no
The perfect day.
Sketch is getting out early on.
Hey, you wanna miss?
Oh yeah, I'll give it a s.
You missed!
What did I miss?
Yeah, you did!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I didn't know I missed!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Who's that?
I didn't know I missed!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Oh!
Excuse me!
You can't love anyone, I'm gonna get her money!
Hey!
Hey, I'm really gonna get you out!
And thanks to XQC's outbursts, the 5 most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like there probably was a moment where streamers dead-ass beefed in this and they just had to chop it.
Like, I could still see XQC like sneak-dissing DDG and then this turning into like an hour-long fucking just like,
streaming match and they just chop it.
Wait, it's all five? I thought it was only one person. Wait, Marlon shooting himself was so stupid then.
Wow, Arke got out off rip.
Uh, yo, that, see, that's what you need though.
I got a flash drive with more money than your entire squad has net worth-wise.
I'm the Lamborghini!
Are you guys ready for the second game?
Here we go!
Alright boys, lock him!
Change the floor!
Bro, are they playing fucking Crossy Road?
Bring out the Lamborghini!
One of you is gonna win the Lamborghini, bro.
You got to bring you got to wheel out some like you got to wheel out like a viewer's car
What 200,000 mile 2005 Honda Accord
Like one of you will win this afford focus be like
Okay, I thought they were gonna win it for themselves. I was gonna say bro
This next game is optional. Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand on this lamp,
and takes it up closest to 10 minutes, will win it, and literally go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers.
Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated.
I'm not playing that shit, bro. What?
I'm playing video!
Would y'all- Okay, if I was in this, would you want me to play that?
No, I would rather bro because if I give a fucking Lambo to one of my viewers
You're just gonna have to sell it
Because whoever gets it bro, you're not gonna have enough money
You're not gonna have enough money for it because you're gonna have to pay you're gonna have to pay such a high price for the insurance for that car and
You're gonna be getting that you're gonna have to pay gift tax for you just get it. You're gonna sell the car
You're gonna sell the car slide the lambda that's what I'm saying
I'm not I'm passing on the Lambo. I rather give because if I give a million dollars to a viewer like that's way better
You want to compete for this lamp? I'm rich though
Well, I'm realistically the viewer that I give the car to would not have enough money to afford the taxes on this
Or just to upkeep the car step inside the circle in the next should have had iron mouse compete
Oh, what the fucking iPad touches the car
Two minutes. That's good deal. How would she compete in this?
Bro, you get an easy stream. I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
I will step in. I'm going to get sketched. 48 seconds.
I'm thinking about the clip. Alright, if only sketch is in it, I'm going, I'm going in.
And sketch, I think that's also the mindset is like who steps into the ring?
Pips, get in there. 33 seconds.
Oh!
10!
All of this 10-10 is to be 3 minutes.
I don't know.
Just who wins?
Five, four, three, two, one.
That's very much.
Nightmare blunt rotation.
Only four people entered the circle.
Let's see who wins the limbo.
I'm going to start the timer at 3.
Fully opposite personalities in this ring right now.
Super smart Alex Botez, sketch, neon.
and I don't know the other guy.
Three, two, one, the rest is on you.
It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.
Everyone is locked in on this game.
They are focused.
Damn, look at Sketch's chain, bro.
Holy fuck.
Yo, how much is that?
Oh my God.
That's gotta be like $200,000.
It's locked in on this game.
They are focused.
Bro, did Sketch make that much money?
I dude, I how do I don't know sketch it's so weird like you know how I was mentioning
You know agent those those pocket watching streams where he like does like a deep dive of like viewer or not viewer
Creator analytics and tries to guess how much money they make I feel like it's really easy to do with like youtubers and
a little harder for twitch streamers like I want to do one pocket watching the pocket watcher where I pocket watch agent but
But somebody like sketch it's like so hard because I feel like a lot of the money sketch
makes is like TV shit.
Like sketch is like a known guy that does beyond influencer stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like sketch will just be make an appearance for like Verizon in like some random draft
kings.
I do draft kings ads.
I'm saying like he does like bigger shit though.
I'm playing but just like the paintball game chaos like NFL stuff prize picks like hold but like in-person prize picks shit
I was about to take I just have no idea how much you
Like I can guess how much like jinxy or dapps or like Jason the ween makes but like I can't literally no idea
Like sketch can make like 200k a year or fucking five million a year, and I have no idea
20 random numbers.
See ya!
9.
7.37, y'all.
2 minutes.
5 minutes.
20 seconds.
7 minutes.
Wait, what are- wait.
Oh, they have to pull their hand out as close to 10 minutes as possible.
20 minutes.
6 minutes.
6 minutes, y'all.
Time is ticking.
1.
It's literally gonna give away this Lamborghini and the next 10 minutes, 3 of them,
are about to go home.
Oh my gosh, can't you stress this out?
Three of them are about to go home.
Oh my God, Sketch is stressing.
Come on, Sketch!
I'm pulling out at probably what I think nine minutes would be.
And I would click with my tongue.
I would go.
I feel like that's pretty on par with a second.
Because if you count in your head one, two,
they're screaming shit at you
and it's gonna distract you.
You've done out and forget.
I don't think I'm zoning out.
Oh!
All right, we have our first person to take the...
Six...
Six minutes.
Yo, we were going one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Hand off.
Am I clear?
It's been, like, five minutes.
No way.
I lost.
Yeah.
How?
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,
You it's almost impossible to focus
They didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy
They had allies who were tracking the time under block cameras the entire game
You started right on time?
What? Yo, wait, no.
Okay, wait, that's a little, that, no.
I don't think that's cheating because it wasn't said that you couldn't do that.
But Alex's sister being in the game and also on the same channel.
And it's like, I'm going to tell you when it's nine minutes and 58 seconds.
Disgo d'avent, je vais dire, je vais dire que moi y'a amine, okay?
I'll take Hawaii. Okay, they're both cheating.
She's got somebody in here.
Alright, then it's not- Is it really cheating if they're all cheating?
It's like if you're an IFBB bodybuilder and everybody's on steroids, it's technically fair game.
That's not cheating anymore.
No, dead ass.
If everyone's- If everyone's cheating, it's not cheating.
He's got somebody. It's good strategy.
Yeah.
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
I-
Yo, I agree. I agree. I agree.
I mean, I'm going over there and I'm sabotaging all of them.
Get in there, I won't cheat.
This is gonna come down to literal milliseconds.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, she not Cheenie though?
This is Claude Connelly.
Yeah, it's Claude Connelly.
Pure out.
9.13, 9.36, 9.37, 9.30.
Bro, but you gotta like mimic Andrea's voice.
Jason can't, bro, she's not gonna listen to you.
You have to like try and talk like Andrea.
9.37.
9... 9.50.
I can't do that.
I would go grab another woman.
Deadass!
I would go grab another woman. Like, I would grab Emily in the back, and I would go, go sound like Andrea, and tell her the wrong time to take her hand off.
She speaks French. It's cucked.
It's cucked. It's cucked.
Okay, she's speaking this is literally like hi IQ. She's speaking in a different language. We're giving call outs
Yo, oh my god throwing ghost comms ghost comms
I feel so bad for like sketch and and neon for counting and losing
because that's what I would have done.
I would have gotten so mad.
Like, you know what?
If I got out at like 8 minutes and 30 seconds
and I was like, oh wait, you guys are just waiting for a call out.
I would like to say that I'm disemployed.
I think I have brain damage.
How is I so bad?
You should have made a friend.
Bro, I tried!
I didn't know I could cheat.
Bro, I love cheating.
You three have done 11.8.
I'm actually good at friends.
I'm actually gonna take it home, Andrea!
First streamer, Rebu1,
and he's about to give one of you this land bubble.
Right on the chats, guys.
Wow.
Mr. Zou N F 168, you're gonna love a drink.
Pickin' my friend out from chat.
Oh, wait, oh wait, sorry, everybody type one
if you want a Lamborghini.
Oh, wait, oh sorry, I think General Zodd,
I think General Zodd said it first.
One of my mods.
Oh, just call me Foo.
It's just walls of text from VIPs and mods.
And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini, whoever only 3, oh first encounter BRJ5?
One of these streamers will be winning $1 million to give away on their live stream to
viewers like you.
And if you aren't already subscribed, we're super close to hitting half a million subscribers.
I think my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today.
Jimmy said the next game is going to be brutal.
Alright, it's time for the next challenge.
Change the floor!
You'll decide if you want to play a video game, or a-
HELL NO!
Hell no!
That is yo, actually, that is the la- I would always pick a sport.
I'm picking a sport 100% of the fucking time.
You're in a room of gamers.
Why would you ever, why would you ever, I was just talking about like an event that I would love to hold,
um, like IRL, where you have like an Olympic level like gauntlet of sports, but like you mix it with drinking.
So it'd be like the backyard beer games is what I would call it.
And I was like, the only problem is most streamers are horribly unathletic.
You're a fake gamer. I don't give a fuck.
I would kill most of these people in an athletic competition.
I'm losing to like half of them in video games.
Sports game, 10 people from each side.
Tee-foo, nope.
If I'm looking around the room
and I'm seeing people that have actually built their platform
off of being good at video games,
I'm never picking video games.
And we'll move on.
Meeting over half of you will be eliminated.
Oh, yeah.
Prove me as a...
Wait, what did he say?
Do you want to play a video game
or a sports game?
Ten people from each side will move on, meaning over half of you will be eliminated.
Rubius, if you step in this video game, alright, it's...
I'm not going there.
Okay, sports?
Before we're belating your athletic ability?
I'm just not a gamer.
I'm a lot of...
I'm standing in the sports.
I'm standing in the sports circle.
Gamers over here.
You guys don't want to try the sports?
I know my strengths.
And the...
Picking sports and praying it's not basketball?
Yeah, that would piss me off.
I stand in there. It's like all right free throw contest and I'll just walk out of a circle myself
I'll just leave the box. It's not bad. I think I'm a top-ten gamer
Tyler one picking gaming is the worst fucking thing ever dude
Tyler one is like a goaded gamer sure
you're not playing league or wow or like one of the games that he means wasn't
he D1 in fucking football like pick pick sports why would you not pick sports
you're in a room full of unathletic people
Here we go!
You need to do your last!
Okay!
We're gonna kick things off by playing the sports games first!
So are you ready?
It's gonna be soccer bro it's always soccer it's always soccer
It because that's like this he he does videos for the world and it's the sport that everybody knows
It's not a pre-watch it's every video they have a sport at soccer it's every video
And it's what everybody knows how to play you just kick a ball
He's what he's it what do you think he's gonna unveil it and it's gonna be cricket
You think he's gonna unveil it's gonna be cricket
We're going to be playing fucking squash today. We're going to be playing fucking pickleball.
I was expecting like an actual... I was a little worried. I was a little worried for them if it was going to be like a real professional goalie.
If you don't score, you miss or he stops the ball,
you are eliminated.
Give your guys a second to strategize.
Well, while they were strategizing, this happened.
Wait!
Loewe, you left!
Loewe!
What?
You left the queue.
The only rule is don't leave the queue.
I didn't even get to stop your go.
Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations.
What is wrong with you?
I got excited! I wanted to say-
Crashing out, crashing out, crashing out, crying, getting on my knees, begging Mr.D's for another attempt.
High to speed is my favorite streamer!
That is a-
I'll say flip a coin ten times in a row if it lands on heads every time I'm back in.
Crazy way to get out.
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
Like a one in fucking a million.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
You know I'm gonna save it, right?
Nah, I don't think so.
You don't think so? You wanna bet?
Maybe, maybe.
Going first is actually a good play here
because actually I think going second
similar to a presentation where you want to get the vibe
but they're not ready, right?
So they're going to be a little easier.
If you're like the last guy to go, speed's warmed up.
You don't want to be first
because you don't know how he's going to try
and block the ball, but second's definitely best.
Right at him.
That was impressive.
Hey, that's how you do it!
Don't, silly.
Who wants to go second?
You want to shoot?
I got you nervous, man.
No, man.
I'm not stressing it.
I will score.
I'm stopping the score, baby.
You're missing, bro.
You're out.
You're out of the video, bro.
Get it out!
Speed is too good.
Fully does the song.
They love song.
Bye-bye!
The door is that way.
Thank you for the invitation.
It was crazy.
No problem.
Thank you.
Anyone want to put their f-
You think it will be easier on some people?
They're in their own hands.
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
No, we all can hide back here!
We all can hide!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They see us, they see us!
Hey!
And you can't hide behind the briefcase!
They say we can't hide.
I'm last, that bitch!
This is a joke!
Since no one wants to go,
I'm gonna draw the name out,
the person who's going is on-
Wait, why do they not wanna go?
Because if everybody else gets out,
you automatically are in.
Like, if ten people don't make a goal, you just go, like, you just get a buy.
Dria Botez.
I've never kicked a soccer ball in my life.
This is my-
What?!
Never?
Never kicked a soccer ball in your life.
Isn't Andrea the same age as me?
She's like 23 or some shit.
How have you never kicked a soccer ball?
Just chunking it straight in the middle.
Alright, what if it like, hit off the wall and then bounce back in?
Let's go man!
Oh my god!
Okay, see that was a bad kick, but like, you could tell agents kicked a soccer ball.
Bro, DDG's kick was...
...sus-
GAH!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, we're just... I mean...
I mean, we're not even on goal.
side if I'm kicking that ball if this is my left foot because I'm left-footed
I'm kicking the ball right here full fucking power full fucking power bang
it's hitting like the top the top mid left and I'm fucking I'm drilling that
ball we only need one more elimination nick a 30 who's one of the most oh my god oh my god
Nick, you have this.
Popular Fortnite streamers, I believe in you.
In the world.
Okay, okay.
Wait, why did, why did Nick A-30 not pick video games?
Nick A-30 only plays fucking shooter games.
Why did he pick soccer?
He's not shooting video games.
He's in shape.
I think in his mind he was probably going, I probably would lose to like, Turner.
It was gonna be like a push-up contest or something. I'm on God. No, that would be fire push-up contests
Or just like a race or something
I was ready to be athletic, you know, okay, not a soccer though or football
If he misses, that's it! They all move on!
Are you dead ass? Bro, he didn't even go for it. Wait, why am I upset? I want an AK-30 to pass the row.
He did like a little hop skip and a jump.
This could be the last elimination.
Ray is from Taiwan, right?
I don't know what the main sport is because it's like I honestly think a lot of the Spanish streamers would do very well, right?
Like if you're a South American streamer, you're probably going to be better at soccer realistically than the average.
better at soccer, realistically than the average American.
This is all of it, move on.
That's racist.
It's not racist.
It's the average sport that people played.
It's the same logic as saying the average Americans
probably gonna be better at football,
American football, than a fucking European.
Like, you know how to play the game.
Move on.
The average Indian person's probably gonna be better
at cricket than the average person from fucking Wyoming.
Right?
It's like the odds that you've played the game is higher.
That's not racism.
That's just actual, statistical, realistic odds
that you know how the game works.
Hit it right down.
Jesus.
Oh!
I mean, I mean, don't do me this!
Are you sad or happy, ladies and gentlemen?
I'm so sad!
I know!
Sorry, bro.
I hope y'all lose the last round.
No, I'm only my new boss!
He's always last round.
No, wait!
Thank you both, thank you y'all.
Take care, Ray.
Congratulations, U10, our move-in is on!
It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
What video game do you think we're about to play?
Fortnite, because I saw it in the beginning.
Oh my god, Hockey League!
Pac-Man!
Hockey League.
Did any of you say...
The fairest game is not Fortnite.
Bro, what would be like the fairest game for all,
because half of the streamers here were Fortnite pros
or players.
Lacey got big in Fortnite.
Pthu and Mith got big in Fortnite.
They already, I feel like they already have a pass.
No way.
Yo, actually.
Fall guys.
They're playing Fortnite.
I was a Fortnite-
Yo, Nick A-30 just fucking actually had a dopamine injection right into his brain.
That shit-
Well, that shit just pissed him off.
Really? You think I can do it?
We're gonna be doing-
Fortnite?
A battle royale.
Bring in all the computers!
We're gonna be doing a battle royale.
We're gonna be playing the stumble guys.
We're gonna be playing stumble guys.
And you guys are going to be using the new Mr. Beast skin on your all brand new Lenovo gaming laptops powered by an Intel Core CPU.
It's time for the video game challenge!
Bro, they're actually doing a LAN.
College!
You know, Connor eats pants Fortnite Fridays, I believe.
We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today and launched-
Yeah, yeah, I'll agree, I'll agree.
agree multiple of your career retweet retweet so you're gonna play until 12 of
you are eliminated everyone understand yo i'm dropping so late i'm drop you
already know bro teeth move is hot dropping into haunting people i that
would be the fucking scariest moment of your life bro
you drop into a four-night lobby t-foo's just fucking we're sprinting
around the map killing people.
You get bush camping, dude.
No weapons.
Start the map!
Dropping tilted.
Here we go!
490 hands by streamers dropping into the map.
I'll drop an owl, I'll drop an owl!
Yo, I don't know where I'm dropping on this map.
Wow, Connor eats pants ballsy play here.
Dead center.
I'm probably gonna drop, like, down here, bro.
And then kinda just hover.
An owl!
If this map has planes, I'm just flying a plane around.
Instantly, all the best players teamed up, including TeeFoo,
a legendary player that's one of the best in the world.
And their first objective was to get-
NOOOOOO!
Yo, that is the worst vibe ever.
Wait, TeeFoo's teaming up with other Fortnite players
and just- and just wife- just squadwiping people.
And they play.
We're taking planes, guys?
I feel so safe up here, bro.
Eee-heee!
Bro, we're making it out.
I'm gonna get that top ten.
Bro...
Who else is in the squad?
If it's actually fucking Tifu, Lacy, and Mith...
That is so lame.
I would be so upset.
But on the underside of the map, another group was formed.
Is that you from the... Oh yes.
I'm scared.
Oh my god, I'm team killing.
Holy shit.
One per... Say...
Okay, there's like one person
that needs to be eliminated left
and I see Kifu's plane just fucking
na na na, na na na, just coming towards me.
I'm just killing my teammate.
What the fuck?
Hi, I'm going skydiving.
But some players had a different strategy.
I'm gonna hide the whole game.
I'm scared.
Bro Connor, you are not covered in that bush.
The whole game.
I'm scared.
We're looking for y'all.
Your guys' strategy is to sit in the plane,
not go fight them, man to man, mono to mono.
No, we will.
Yo, this shows how big Mr. V's audience is because he has to fucking explain what Fortnite
is like that is that's like an instance of a game where it's like why are you why are you
everyone knows fortnite that'd be like me explaining what minecraft is
okay and because the storm is closing in players started running into each other
Oh my god.
Yo, there's a bot lobby, holy shit, maybe I should maybe, maybe playing Fortnite would
be better, bruh.
Holy fuck, crouch-walking around a circle, just fucking, just literally barrel-stuffing
people.
The circle continues to get smaller, leaving only 9 eliminations to go, and while some players
are successful at avoiding combat, others are not so lucky.
Oh, you got a RIFT TO GO!
Now, hitting a RIFT to go in this lobby would be so bad.
Cause it's half-bots, you hit a RIFT to go, you know what Tether's doing?
Dead. Before you even hit the ground.
Flying in a plane, a quickly closing storm.
I mean that is a strategy.
Makes it difficult not only for the less experienced players,
but it causes even the best players to make mistakes.
Don't throw nades! Don't throw nades!
Walk on the plane!
No way Lazy got beamed, bro!
Oh my god!
Watch your left!
Lazy got out in Fortnite Zero Build against streamers that don't play Fortnite.
They're gonna be one more!
Guys, only one more player needs to be eliminated!
Remember, one of a million dollars is on the line!
Whoa!
It was K-Boo!
Bro, why did they do that?
Like, I think this strategy, if you're bad, is flying to play in the whole game.
Tifu could have just ran around and killed fucking ten people
I don't think that's scripted bro, I think they actually just lost
I should have put him in Arc Raiders. That would have been a super role for Foreman's dude.
Would have fucking solo wiped the entire lobby. Isn't it like, okay, I'm gonna actually say
this, this might be stupid. I know there's no ranks, like, or like no definitive rank
system in like Arc, but isn't Tifu usually like, said to be like one of the best Arc
Readers players have you ever watched his clips whole fucking whole safe pocket
snap hook
midair one tap somebody
Turn pivot one tap another and then turn look uphill and fucking like to like literally just laser a guy down squad white
squad white
Dora, Libidator comrades
See if there's tweet.
His eject out of the plane wasn't bound.
Bro.
He was just stuck in the plane bro because he was flying the plane the whole game and then as he needed to leave he couldn't
I thought I will get a
Intense I'm here
We're kind of taking a nap, bro
Yo, Hamptor, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 10 gifted Boston game creators,
Kahlri, and paying for the sub, Brookie, for the three.
You guys have the Limbelist, Quadruple, and you can see
they got shot and killed in Maryland.
He's a professional coronal player.
No, but I've seen that.
Arizona and Compton sub games for the sub,
Grant, thank you for the three, over the five.
Ruzzi and Indy, Karns, Line, Ohio.
Good luck.
Grant and Brookie for the sub,
Salti, GJ, for the sub, Tart, thank you for the three.
You're lucky you're hitting the post.
Twice, Bees, Malash, thank you for the raid.
Red JT Leo, Rat Hammer, Kota, Rx, and Chen for the sub, CJ for the 3.
Have you ever watched Game of Thrones? I have not, but I at some point do want to.
J-Dog and T for the sub, Alec and Kappa for the sub, CJ for the sub, Sheriff for the fatt, up to the thousand biddies.
Watch her for the YouTube. First time on stream, love you, Jeff.
Thank you. Not in Kappa for the sub, Pocket, one thing for the sub, Han, think of the 3.
Were you in it? No. Young for the sub, Arcade for the 3.
I have no idea. Petros, think of the 3. Really like your stream.
Thank you, Kylo and BT for the sub.
Fussing Francisco for the sub X and life of the sub Apollo think of it a three
I have not seen it. No Adrian and ham thing of the sub daddy. No less
Thank you for the sub strike of the sub Harry the three. Hello, Jacob. Not thinking of the seven try to give it a three
I'm not in the long ten times. I'm ready to give it a five gift. It's a Jake think of it a three
I have a val tournament later. I'm not in the bong brother. What they'll think of it a sub
Your captain for the val turning is he make it right now
Point it last week. We gotta make it work today
We gotta make it work!
Alright! Whatever we gotta do, bro!
Dude, you type fast, hi guys.
Type fast. Okay, hi guys.
Give me another status support at 3pm. I'm gonna watch the video.
Another status support at 3pm. Love you.
He's fucking grinding. God bless his soul.
Jack tournament days high-vives is like a workhorse.
Yo, hey, he's grinding over.
What's the problem?
Are people not able to make it?
Bro, we got another video to watch, man.
Since the Mr. Beast video kind of blue-balled us a little bit.
Oh my God, is the ending bad?
Stop.
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four,
two of which will be eliminated.
Okay, so we can make it.
Atoya, come on, team.
Somos 20, 5 equipos de cuadro.
The entire team is going to be eliminated.
You don't know what skills we need.
If we have somebody that's smart,
we have somebody that's fit.
I'm dynamic.
We got to get our squads.
Prince of Olney, chat spoils, man.
We need one of our team to go to your team,
because we are 5-1.
Keep some Spanish speakers at it.
Or my Mexico viewership's going to plummet up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Thank you, ever, team.
The all-arounders, baby.
Now that all five teams have been selected,
This is my favorite game of the video.
Change the floor.
Bring out the podiums.
Everyone please stand on top of your boxes.
Wait, what?
You guys will be going first.
Go up the shaves.
In this next game, these shaves
will appear randomly on the floor
and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.
Carre, Los Angeles, Triomphe,
and Starris for everyone.
Okay.
All right, they're gonna spin the wheel.
All right, let's see what it lands on.
Their state is...
Square! Go, go, go!
So because they got square,
they now have to go where they think the square was
and fit inside as a team.
What do you think?
We're not confident.
We're running together.
Well, they have to get it exactly where it was.
Run, wheel!
I feel like their entire shoe has to be in it you see him get on his tippy toes
there they get one point and the two teams with the least amount of points
are eliminated. Are you four ready? Yes. Reveal the pattern! The number to beat is one. Can they beat it?
We just gotta be cooped up together. We gotta be like, bro, you just gotta have, yo, Rekai is
actually not paying attention. Um, anyways, you need, you need each of your, this is,
this team's getting out, by the way. Uh, this team's surely getting out. Uh, you need one person
It's a have a specific shape and they just have to remember remember your shape
Oh, you need somebody to remember to the
Star
I think I just start. I'm not gonna lie. This is the hardest shape. This is something that's in it right here
This is in here. This is right here. No way. Oh, I don't think that's it
Wait, you think we should scoot over any? I don't think that's it guys. I think I did but that's the hardest
Tell me when you're ready
You want me to reveal it? Yeah
Oh hell no, yeah, they got like everybody
They can't just stand on their tippy toes
like none of their shoe was touching outside of a circle
hey but we got more than them
you didn't get more than them
shut your mouth
but Jason two teens are going home
it's okay let's just let's just hope for the best
close it is nobody no one gets one
no one gets one we're safe
alright
reveal the shapes
not only is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes
star star star
with a million dollars on the line
Swerve! Swerve!
Your competitors will do anything for you all.
Oh, diamond, diamond, diamond!
I wait, that's the fucking God Squad, dude.
Tyler won, O'Neil, Nick and Miff.
Diamond!
Oh, diamond.
Oh, my game.
That left foot's off, but move your feet back this way!
What?
How do you feel?
Do you guys feel good?
Yeah, I feel good.
I feel good.
You all better feel it?
Yes, please.
Okay!
From the other side!
2 points.
It would be mad fun even if an entire team is just standing on like a blank spot and
they're like fucking 5 feet away from the diamond.
If you're so young we're confident reveal it.
Score more than 2 you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades.
That's pretty hard.
He got squarish.
Yes.
Go, go, go, go.
I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle.
Who picked this spot?
Tarno. Tarno.
So if you're not in, it's Tarno's fault.
Absolutely.
Do you want me to reveal it?
Yes.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Reveal it.
It's a wrong one.
Oh!
Two points.
Two of you are out.
Bro, like, I, yo, that's crazy that counts as out though. Like, this should count as
out but like your entire shoe has to be in it. So it's also it's also just
beneficial to be a smaller person or I'm in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle.
My toes are in the middle. My toes are in the middle. The other one got us to where we need to be.
They're all locked in.
What is that?
Is that ski mask the slump god?
He's not...
Isn't he a rapper?
Does he stream?
Is there a shade?
Trial!
Okay, right here. This is the middle.
This is the middle.
How confident are you that you're in it?
I'm not confident. This is gross.
You got it? How are you not confident?
So Wendy you memorized the triangle for the team. Do you think you're about to win?
Yo, I want somebody to be like way off
Okay, well then what the fuck happens cuz cuz there's only one team with one
So every team's for two points by yours
What does that mean?
It means you're done.
So like we're the only team that moves on or...
Can you translate to French? You're eliminated for them.
We're eliminated, guys.
Guys, you're too tight, guys. Look at your serial.
Can you translate to German?
Thank you for everything, man.
It's coming out.
Yeah, look at his tight suit.
Yeah, he at least won a Lambo.
No problem.
Thanks for coming out, boys.
Sorry I didn't work out.
It's in.
That's a trip.
Now we're going to run it back for a tiebreaker.
Switch the lights back.
The game continues.
Well, deal the floor.
Start, start, start.
Right here.
That's what's definite.
Oh, they're taking longer.
You can put your feet like parallel.
They don't have the strength.
Oh, you're rear-justy constantly.
Reveal him.
That's all four. Holy fuck.
It's all four!
Now that they have a perfect score, the team going home is probably one of you three.
Oh yeah.
Reveal the saves.
Circle. Circle, circle, circle. Here, right here.
Are you sure this is the center point?
I am in the middle! I am in the middle! I am in the middle!
Father would never lead your strength.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's see if they're in.
Oh
They need another team to score zero, but I said this was the God squad to now they're throwing
Yo, that is true like you could get lucky if it's like six feet in front of you on the other side
Go over here. What is this?
All you have to do now is score one point.
Reveal the shapes!
...
Circle, circle, circle!
Right, right, right. This way, this way, right.
This way, this way, this way.
Right, right, right. It's here, it's here.
Like this, like this. Like this, like this, like this.
One point, please. One point.
One point!
Two points!
One point!
Aah!
There's only one team that still has to go.
They just have to score one point.
Just need one, just need one.
Reveal the shapes!
Give them circle
Dude, I just feel like while this is happening Rekai has like just like elevator music playing in his head
What is this? What is this?
You're gonna touch my H?
Hey! My line!
That's on you!
Star was right there!
My line!
I haven't even revealed it!
Revealed it, please!
Reveal it!
Come on, it's a ball, it's a ball, it's a ball!
Oh, my God, I'm...
This is out of the star!
Two of you are in, and none of Tyler's team was in.
You win, and they're gone.
Damn!
Oh, that pissed me off. Oh, that pissed me off, dude. I get eliminated out of a million dollars where Kai starts going
And the losers please support
Oh
Immediately reaching for it's any
We're gonna have a slumber party
Create in the beds, the next game won't be in the morning.
It was the last few of us, I'll watch out for it.
No, because you said you were gonna eliminate me three different times.
I was totally low-key getting out right then, it's kind of fire,
because you don't have to sleep in a warehouse.
All in.
All my teammates, all gone.
All my auntie, but...
Imagine you guys stay here the rest of the night,
and then in the morning, you just immediately get out.
It's like, okay, I just slept here for no reason.
I need a couple Tik Tok scores before bed,
And it's kinda AC down a little bit too.
I try and get...
Yeah, now having my phone here
would probably piss me off.
Close!
Tent the play, Rikai tempted.
Rikai, don't do it, yo.
You came this far.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, stop.
You think that's funny?
You're gonna be like,
we wrote a clip, bro,
and Rikai just read a lot.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12 of us left.
The ads are gone.
That's the up to the ends, yo.
Good morning, everybody!
Good morning!
Let's go!
You guys wanna get more people out,
or just hang out?
Yo, I'm so pushing a motherfucker over the line, dude, oh, what do you guys like streamers you have lives you have to get back
Yes, bump into Rekai
I'm over yo Rekai's small enough that I think I could actually just bear hug him
and walk him out of
Walk him out of the circle
Why can't you just, did you sit there?
Just unable to move.
You just toss him out.
He's got my phone.
All right. Change the floor.
Oh.
What is this?
Last one to leave a circle.
I know Lamborghini.
No.
Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Oh.
Madge, bring it on out.
What?
Dodgeball.
Chandler's going to throw it at him.
Oh.
Hit all the rules.
We have Chandler blindfolded. We have dodgeballs, and there's-
Bro just target the women.
One more of them. Oh my god.
Pissing piece.
What?
We're just gonna kill all the girls.
What else?
What skates?
I don't want to sk-
Oh my god, they're gonna wear chicken shoes,
and Chandler's gonna throw dodgeballs at them.
I love this.
Hey, you guys are gonna have spreeky chickens on your feet,
and cowbells around your neck.
And the first four of you that Chandler hits
will be eliminated.
Oh, my God!
I'm just not going to move.
Oh, my God.
Like, I'm going to stand in the corner
and just make a shitload of noise at the start
and then just not move in the corner.
Yo, that's insane.
We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.
This is a crazy game.
If this is how I go out, it's going to be a sad day.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
If you're going to go out like this, bro,
there's no worse way to go out.
No worse way to go out.
This is the worst.
You're not going to stand inside.
Okay, the plan is to stay in the corners.
I'll play these games before.
Chandler!
Or-
In the corner and like sit on the ground.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
First floor hit, we'll be eliminated.
Chandler, have that!
Oh!
Oh! He one shot it!
What happened?
What do you like to get?
I didn't get something I was good at anymore.
I feel like I'm going insane here on these chicks.
This is crazy.
It was so loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
Nobody's moving, huh?
Yo, that's such a good strategy to lay right next to him.
Holy shit.
But if you make any noise you're out.
So loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
Nobody's moving, huh?
You guys can tell on each other, bro.
Tell me where they are.
Yo, I'm right like crazy.
Watch your left, watch your left, and then I'm just sprinting.
Just making the chicken noise.
Tell me where they are.
Dude, I know where he's moving.
Oh.
That was a good shot, like, bro, I heard the chicken.
I mean, if you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?
Dang.
I swear I heard someone.
I
Because if you hit one person everybody starts running
There's people in this corner
Wait if it rolls and hits them that doesn't count it's like dodge ball if it like hits it if it hits a wall
It's a dead ball
Yo, actually, kind of, yo, if Rikai ran behind them a bunch, that would be really smart.
Oh, no!
No!
I'm so sorry.
That's two of the four eliminations.
Is there anybody laying down?
Call them out.
I'm so sorry.
That's two of the four eliminations.
Is there anybody laying down?
Call them out.
I'm so sorry.
I'm out.
Wendy, no.
That's three eliminations, Wendy.
Chandler, you're a monster.
Hey, y'all are gonna stop running around.
Yo, now, Wendy and Chris all just got out.
Next person.
Why are they all clumped up?
It's the last one out.
Chandler, it's on you.
Dude, I would just stay alone.
I
Just start chucking balls random places if I'm Chandler, I just hear somebody right here
When I hear you right here
You're just running around he's got a chase he's on the hunt
Oh, this is intense.
You're right there.
He's dialing in.
That is actually crazy, or Kai clutched that.
You're a demon.
You're a man.
Damn.
What happened?
I got a leg.
Oh, no!
No!
Hey, Ram!
Brickhide baited you!
The problem was, he grabbed me.
I do whatever it takes to win.
Any means possible.
And what's that?
Yeah, and then I pick his ass up,
and I throw him out of the cube.
We have our finalists!
Yeah!
It's almost time to get the $1,000,000.
How are we still here?
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening.
Bro and yo you don't even need one person I go I literally go up to like your age, and I go
Let's go pick up Rekai you grab his arms all grab his legs, and we just throw him out of the cube
Let's see if you can break the street only is leaf five hours
If I get the money I will obviously give it to my community
Before we play the next game, it's time to announce that Peaceful has just collaborated with the...
Go give us a chance.
To be in the top eight of all these huge traders.
At the top.
Don't like you, because your reputation is like, yeah, now we're not doing all this.
I'm not the most hated person, bro.
If I have a chance, I'm getting it now.
He needs to leave.
Can I have the remaining streamers over here?
Change the floor.
Oh my God.
Now the remaining streamers over here.
Change the floor.
Oh, my God.
I'm playing Oskac.
Stand on one of these dots.
The order does not matter, just stand on one.
I'm gonna let you pick the next game.
Cut the lights.
I'm kinda nervous.
Okay, you can open your eyes.
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all will decide what this game is.
What?
Since you all are creators yourselves,
Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys
and games you need to create...
Damn bro, I might be picking spike ball.
Your own 1v1 challenges.
But no matter what, four people must be eliminated.
OK, OK, OK.
So which games will you choose?
Basketball?
No, no, no, no, no.
Basketball?
No.
Game ball or this?
I don't play sports.
You've got plenty of choices because Shopify
hooked you guys up with time.
Bro, what the fuck is Movie Geek?
Are we playing a goddamn board game?
I'm picking Monopoly.
One's a different item, isn't it?
Make this a nine day video.
I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify
for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses.
A huge reason I'm even able to sell these.
They're about to land on a game
and you're about to land on your dreams.
To turn the gather around me.
Rubius, who are you going against?
He might. All right.
Basketball, but all the way through.
First to make?
Yeah, first to make.
What do you guys want to do?
One, two, seven.
Every child has one point.
Jenna calls fouls, channelers, decisions are final.
She wants to do the same thing as them.
She's going to shoot tomorrow when.
Me and Scare are doing Connect 4.
Let's start the game.
They have been decided.
That would be really funny if it was like me and whatever we're just gonna throw hands
Fuck the Shopify games, we're just gonna fist fight
Eliminated let's see who it is
fucking passes out first loses
They had boxing gloves. Yeah, but they were like comically large
I played this game the way you win is to get four in a row. It's really that simple
She loses this game
She's out after all this time and it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle your heart is raising
So much right bro there. Oh, there's not four right there
She almost had it but he blocked her
Let me tap in real quick
She can't I think I think ski I think ski mask wins this because she would have to place one here to either connect four or four
But she's only getting three
So if she goes there that doesn't really help her at all
She's just lost.
You did it!
Oh!
I did it!
I thought she had it!
Winner, winner!
You have a chance!
Sorry, I am so sorry.
You're gonna make me cry.
It's okay!
It's fine!
It was an experience!
Love you, Mario.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk!
Yeah!
Yo, no!
Wait, no, Rekai's kind of funny in this video though.
Rekai's kind of funny in this video though.
He's like getting people out and down.
He just doesn't give a fuck.
What's that?
Seven remains.
Let's do the basketball game.
The first one to make a shot from this slide.
And that goal will move on.
Good luck.
Rage!
Come on!
For shot, bro.
Are you touched?
Ah!
Oh!
I can never play basketball before.
Is that first night in your life?
1980.
Oh, that was upside.
Oh!
Rage!
Oh!
I thought that was backward.
That was good.
You saw me on the gym, so you have to get us to some room.
With Rage getting closer.
could have turned to a different strategy
oh you want my good luck?
oh oh oh what all right if this works
no do i wash this head
oh that works oh now he's doing it oh okay
doesn't jimmy hate getting like physically touched
like that that oh okay it was like genuine awkward mess
wait but he gets one he gets a redemption no but Greg gets a redemption
I'm gonna kiss his hand from now on!
Rage went first, but Rage just made it.
Thank you. Thank you, Jimmy. What an experience.
Thanks for coming out.
Next.
Rules first to make it. Yeah, but if you did...
Okay, same you and you are 1v1ing,
and you go first to make it,
and I go first and I make it first try,
you should get a redemption.
Now, Rubius vs. Evi,
one-handed shots only.
Oh my god!
That should have worked as well as it did.
It is not easy rage went first so the other doesn't get a redemption. You're an idiot. Are it like yo, do you not know how redemption works?
Rage going first would mean that he doesn't get a redemption if the other guy made it
If you if you and somebody are 1v1ing, let's use pong as an example and I
Willing pong you get a redemption no matter what but in it okay
I mean you are just fucking 1v1ing and we're playing horse or some shit and I fucking shoot it
I make it you get a go right? I know it's not horse, but it's like first make it. It's like you had an uneven amount of shots
Somebody or deem scream. I'm losing my voice. You gotta refund that. I'm sorry
Callie and Josh for the sub light and chips of the sub Mexican for the sub scanning for the three got me gravity outside
I'm touching anyway
I'm trying to make it first across the line
I would pick his little time bring it with me Texas J
Thank you for the sub BB for the sub motivation thinking for the three
Well, bread a kind of scooby-doo animals do you know I go to the dispensary. There's no specific brand
Eric and Dersi thinking for the 70 and the thing of the sub I'm sorry for the sub counter for the three
We do in retro rewind. Yeah, right when this games over or this video Evan for the sub can't take it to three
Yes, Petro for the sub Luke and H. They give it a sub black and Diego for the sub
Brie and the Luke over the sub Demi's they give it a three her to release the text and spread the alpha gal
Yes, can't think of it a three
How many job options take the screw the light bulb answer none
They all got high and forgot fill for the sub hamster. They give it a 10 gifted worst joke of the day
Congratulations Truff Edo to make a basket from this far away. Jesus Christ
He got a redemption
I'll wait now what did Jenny hit that
No redemption I'm calling that shit. I'm being like no
Give me the ball. What the fuck? Yo, I'm not trying to get mad about that. I'm like, that's two shots to one going first
Just means you win
It's not sure
What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?
Leave a like on this video and leave a comment on the Spanish-speaking community.
Bye guys, GG soldier!
Bye bye, E-Bot!
It is time for the most intense game!
This is an even matchup, I feel like.
Do you think you're gonna squash him?
Yes, obviously.
One on one basketball.
First to score seven points wins!
Oh my god, did Jixi say he got blue ball because the video just ends after this and we don't know who wins?
Is there like a part two?
and moves on to the top four.
No, he's pushing.
Not pushing.
He's winning.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
2-0 to Rekha.
All is a 2-1.
2-1.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, the rules didn't say there was not a balance.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
Worse than I thought.
It really is your time for Jason.
Yo, I'm so bad at basketball in this scenario.
I'm just playing rough and then I'm just fucking dunking the ball every play.
He's going to start scoring.
That rim is not ten feet.
Oh, yeah!
Four, two.
is struggling. Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring, which
meant fouling Jason every time. As his football was up, but for every shot Jason made, Rekai
had an answer. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. They both wanted to win so badly that they were
They're literally wrestling on the floor.
You can't bar me, you can't score.
Sentinel, you're finished.
Six-three!
If your Kai scores one more point,
they'll move on and Jason will be eliminated.
GG's!
Oh, what the hell?
Let's go.
She's dead.
Bro, that was intense.
Bro, get out.
Wait, so who's top fours?
Rekai, Eurasia, Rubius, and Schemast.
Oh, my God.
Can I say how that humbles got for me?
Oh!
I don't even know what that means.
And now it is time for the final game
that we're not playing right now.
We're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes
out on a live stream on the Mr. Beast channel.
What?
This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world.
Oh, my god.
So why would we not live stream the final game?
And on that live stream, you guys in the chat
will decide what they play.
The advantage is that they have a huge impact
on who wins a million dollars for their fans.
This could be the biggest channel ever.
And during this live stream, a random viewer in chat
will win $1,000 every single minute.
Sunday at noon Eastern time, I'll see you.
Fuck, I'm doing my Etsy review then.
I'm not watching it then.
Sorry, I got blue balled, I'll watch the recap, buddy.
I'm not watching it then, I got my Etsy review.
I'm not moving that shit, because if I watch that,
then I'd be Etsy review, then we have to move
the fucking Wii fees video and people are gonna get pissed.
Oh my God, McClellan pick,
thank you for the sub, White and Jeff for the sub,
Croma and Josh for the sub,
I'm not going to be able to
get the next in Cali up.
Think of the sub.
It's getting to the three.
All right.
Yeah, I got a pitch real quick
that we're going to hop into
a rest or rewind to this
Valetorny coming out 30 seconds.
We can do a poll and I can do
that.
Why you fees video a different
day, but I have to do the
actually review tomorrow.
And I don't know if I'm
allowed to watch party yet.
I assume maybe I don't know.
I assume maybe? I don't know.
Count me down.
you
All right, but yeah, it's at noon EST.
I didn't even really plan on being live then.
What should we do?
Hmm, mods aren't gone, mods aren't gone, they're just not listening, and that loser.
Move the Etsy review.
No, I have literally 30 Etsy products that we have to review tomorrow.
I'm doing that.
Actually, I'm not even getting peer pressure by my chat.
We'll react to the fucking Mr. B's shit.
Oh no, they're gay.
Okay?
No, we're not pulling.
This is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna keep the same fucking schedule.
I'm not doing this shit again, okay?
If you want me to go watch it yourself, okay?
Fuck that shit.
I'm not doing that again.
Because I'm not even gonna be live at noon.
I'm not going live at 11.30
so I can fucking watch the Mr. B's livestream
to see who fucking wins.
I'll just watch the recap.
This is what we're gonna do.
I'll watch the recap maybe tomorrow.
We're still going live at like one
And I'm doing the Etsy review.
Afterwards, we're gonna watch the Wii-Fee's Minecraft ARG horror video
because I've been recommended to watch that a thousand times.
We might watch the Mr. Beast recap, but I'm not watching it live tomorrow.
It'll be live. You can watch it yourself.
Tomorrow, that's what we're doing.
Monday, CS with Killdozer opening case is random,
CS stream slash random games at like 3.30 as well.
And it's a shorter stream
because I'm filming a Minecraft video after.
Tuesday not live.
Wednesday is gonna be horror as well as Content King.
Thursday, not live.
Friday next week.
chess tournament at Fort ESD into tierless other random shit.
Next Saturday, see us with JoJo early at noon into React's
random shit.
We have React's the next day after that, April 13th.
We have a 988 charity stream, 20th mystery lead box review,
24th GEOGASTER tournament.
And then May 5th, we're probably
going to do another charity stream.
Briar, think of it as two subs, mean think of it as three.
Funnily, my dog died last night.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Rip Titan in the chat.
Wish you the best. I'm sorry your dog passed can't think of the three. It's fine. Definitely didn't take me three minutes
Couple of that joke. I'll definitely go shove a Pringle skin up
I asked also jokes aside once the next game with the guys day
I
Don't know
Maybe the week after I'm not sure
Lazy and we foe thing of the sub can't pick for the sub
Mick chip crumb over the sub life and sub Josh and Calio think of the sub J. Blum a for the sub as well
Play a game. That's exactly what we're about to do brother
That's exactly what we're about to do
Changing the video info sorry retro video. All right, we're gonna rip
We're gonna rip a retro video store simulator for like
Probably hour and a half hour and 45 and then we have to draft for this Val attorney
Let me launch it will rip content King on Wednesday. We were going to do it today, but we ended up watching that mr
Beast video
So I still just want to do retro because we already started that game
Rather than start a new game and then leave this one fire thing of the two subs real the sub alley thing of the two subs
All right lock it
Retro rewind chat if you don't know this it's a sin game
Bart Bart's busters like blockbusters. I own my own video store
We sell pornography, such as the firefighter in the Android and bad uncle under arrest.
We have to return all these. We sell more than that, but everybody rents them out, voice crack.
We also have drama, sci-fi, more drama, horror. We're finally selling action movies.
What else? We have snacks. We're working on other upgrades. We can eventually get an employee and other shit.
I didn't know this actually shows the prices.
Old movies are cheaper than regular movies and regular are cheaper than new.
Adult movies are six bucks. I didn't know that. That's actually even better.
So we should constantly sell those. I need to re-stack our snack supply.
More dino gummies.
What's the ideal movie snack for y'all?
How to movie theater or just watching a movie in general?
for me sour patch kids are probably number one if we're going can be
KitKat no any chocolate melts I'm not really a bot I'm not really bothered that
I do love popcorn or maybe like a soft pretzel M&Ms if they're peanut M&Ms
actually that's not thinking of the thousand bees why do you call a dog with
There's no legs and no arms. It doesn't matter. What do you call it? It ain't coming.
Oh wait, thank you for the five gifts. It's an ant. Thank you for the sub.
Hey, this is one reason why we're never doing that comedy night game that streamers play, because what the fuck was that joke?
Holy, alright.
If you don't know retro video rewind movie store simulator, I sell movies. I stock movies.
There's a weird movie dealer. We have a calendar where like certain movies are worth more blah blah blah.
It'll make sense when you fucking see it in action.
These are the movie rentals I gotta return real quick though.
We gotta restock them for the next day.
We have a lot on the show.
We're really expanding our business thus far.
And I do terrible jokes.
Well, the one reason I don't wanna do that
stand-up comedy game anyway
is just because I know people would,
oh, see, here we have another adult movie,
my sweet and tasty bubblegum.
Oh, please fix my, please fix my leaky godfather.
Another great selection.
Let's go return knees, dramas, ear, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, adult, adult, and sci-fi.
But yeah, when are you doing another un-ban request stream? Probably not for a while. I only do those like once every other month now, once every month and a half.
I usually just go through most of the bans now. Also, the majority of bans are just like instant bans now.
When you have more people in your stream the average person getting banned is just getting banned for a slur spam
And they're also like really cringe in there on banner class, and they're like
My dog typed on my keyboard. I didn't need to spam a slur on your chat
Please have bad me
Or other shit or they just make an alt account and then fucking spam to get on band in here like literally yesterday
Like the one kid that had his brother come in a chat and say that he killed himself or some shit as like a fucking
means of attention that shit was crazy actually crazy comes back in my chat
could I get on band now no can I get on band I really want to type in chat it's
not that big of a deal brother type in chat what happened in he typed in chat
and he was acting like he was a family member saying that he died and loved my
content and that he was like the mom or something and then comes in like
three weeks later and he's like I'm actually not dead by the way my brother
said that the instant banned him and now like every other week he makes a new
account goes can you please don't ban me get the fuck out of here dude no no no
can you please don't be on me I really want to type in chat so parasocial I
mean like I hate overusing that word because I think parasociality does
get overused but like my god fake killing yourself in a joe bark chat
Sorry, I'm having a call.
Oh, Dr. on Moonbase42, yeah, I'll reserve that.
Wasn't he typing on your account?
I don't know, bro.
Because all my channel points are on the first account.
Every chatter.
All my channel points.
Like, oh, is there any way to, like, transfer?
Yo, yesterday somebody said they needed to account.
They were like, can you transfer my Bart bucks?
They knew the exact amount too.
They were like, I have 25.2k Bart bucks.
Brother, I can't help you.
Hit up Dan Clancy, man.
Bart bucks ain't getting transferred for ya.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain pizza.
Yo, let's stop with the one-liner jokes.
They're not funny.
Here's another.
I don't wanna read it.
Not as I think of the five.
What starts with a J and N's and I, Joe Bartolozzi.
It's not even a joke.
It's getting to the three.
Pro tip, next, or just at six hours on another tattoo.
Next time you get to work out, put her to your body
the day before, it's a deep tissue massage.
Look, you felt amazing, cupping it with a thumb.
Yeah, I don't think that's an accurate tip there.
I think that's just you.
Hold up, I gotta hand out more flyers.
You gotta get more costumers.
Come to my newbie store.
Come to my newbie store, you don't love it.
I was just heading there. Oh my god, really?
Come on, let me show her.
Hmph.
Oh, Dr. Moon Day 42, you just caught. Here it is.
There you go, there you go. Fudge bar?
Fudge bar at 9.50 in the morning, eh?
Maybe get a better diet.
Heart disease doesn't just run in the family. It's also a, you know, health habit thing.
Jesus. Fudge Barton, 9am. Yeah, I'll reserve that. Firefighter in the android.
It's a big seller there. I'm actually pretty sure there's like eight men in that one.
pretty wild seen about nine times oh Chan thank you for the five gift it's
appreciated you smoke weed and now that's the devil's lettuce it rots your
mind oh shoot I'm just going to spend my spare change at the arcade oh well
well looks like you're not gonna be able to spend your spare change at the
I'm not judging. I'm not judging.
Let me get more movies up here.
There's another one. Step heart.
Adult movies are like our bestseller.
There's another one. Who ordered the hot roof?
I don't know.
Oh, there's another one who ordered the hot rooster that one there's a hole in the KFC bucket
Kind of like that one pumpkin video
Horror movie I need to get another shelf of the horror movies
Can I reserve an adult movie you're not an NPC in this game show now
I don't think that like I you know I'm not saying I wish I could have experienced this
but during the older times where you had to go like by like you know kinky corn
videos because it was like all on tape oh shoot I was gonna use my spirit
change of the arcade from out here like 80 years old no you're not gonna be
two dollars. Anyways, have fun watching that fucking movie. I was also saying when you
had to like rent that shit, was there any way that it wasn't cripplingly awkward to
walk up and be like, yeah, I'll have where's my hot rooster. I'm gonna rent this one out.
like you had to look like such a fucking weirdo dude like there's no way you walk
up and I mean they had actually like full source for it but like yeah bro and
like the crazy sections they probably had oh sorry yeah I'm here to rent G
is tastic another late fee ah I know I returned my last rental late but the
Movie was so good. I just couldn't stop watching it. You understand, right? Yeah, that's why you pay for it again
You more careful next time. Yep. There we go. I
Love when they always go you just lost a customer
Hope sad a calling. There you are
Grandma section was voted what?
What
Big day at a grandma's section. If you think that was like a whole whole area.
Action sci-fi action sci-fi another adult another horse static haunting here we go
nobody learned a sloshy today. Order us some.
That was really weird kind of smoke it into existence there
Have a little premonition he was gonna order one
Dude, I still didn't made money back on that slushy machine
I mean, I'm hoping that the other stuff's more expensive because like I paid like a hundred dollars for that
And I've only sold like 20 slushies a
horror movie recommendation
Oh
My god, red chimps use hasn't been sold today. That's my favorite. We've had that since the store's opening. Oh
My god the rainbow one you dirty dog
This is the best you could get look at that that actually looks so good
Like I'm not trying to say that
The fucking video game slushies making me want one, but that actually looks awesome
But y'all remember fanboy and chum chum
Oh, when I would watch them have those slushies I'd be like that shit looks amazing.
I wish I could have one of those.
I also side note, talking about old cartoons.
One of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid was Johnny Test.
And I actually was scrolling on TikTok and it was like a full episode of Johnny Test on TikTok.
And it was like counting the whip cracks and sound effects.
And the show's unwatchable.
Like looking back at it, I liked it because it was like brain rot for kids, but like Johnny test now
Is actually one of the worst cartoons I've ever seen and I'm not I'm not lying
What hold up? I know no I used I literally up until like two days ago. I was like, oh, yeah, that's it's peak
No
Johnny test whip crack
Here it is
In one episode 190 whip cracks.
And that's just whip cracks, not the other random sound effects that they're adding.
What the fuck like every other half-sentence they're just like adding another sound effect new release movie
Buddy right there you see scroll right in you go. Oh my god. That's a new movie. Oh my god
I'll give this a shot. Thank you
NPC
Sanjay and Craig that was a good one. I didn't watch much of that
I was in an avid Sanjay and Craig fan, but I did see an episode or two my Sam Darcy. Thank you
I don't know what did I watch the most I watched a lot of Johnny Tass growing up
Movie wise when I was a kid
I was born in 2002. I know some of you are gonna call me on but
I used to watch my mom used to like take me to work and
And I would watch shows or not shows. I would watch movies on this like
It was it literally was like a mini laptop
But it was just like a CD player or like a disc player
And I only had like the third part to the Caribbean movie
So I would just watch that over and over again a
Lime smoothie. Well, there's that lemon
That's definitely in lime, that's bright green, neon green, I had that too, yeah and
you have like it was like the little like shitty computer like school computer headsets
and I'll just watch that, so nostalgic looking back at it, like I'll just be laying on the
ground in like the middle of a hallway just fucking watching Pirates of the Caribbean
some other random movies but outside of that I watched dude I love I used to go
to my grandparents and I would watch Jim Carrey's The Mask on like one of these
old VHS tapes Jim Carrey's The Mask oh great movie oh my god who the fuck
broke the static haunting I only have six other copies
fucking kidding me the mask is beef the max is a real really good movie
massive very good movie I don't know they're all older movies that I watched
like I love the thing which is from like 1980 but I didn't watch that until
like three years ago you know so now when I was a short day what days it
Tomorrow the tape man comes. Ace Ventura was also good.
Actually no!
Ace Ventura, one of the Ace Ventura's good.
Is it like one of the plot twists in Ace Ventura?
Like the entire lead up to the movie
is that like the woman's trans.
And like that's the plot twist.
Yeah, that that looking back at it like that's dog ass
For real yeah, like the entire movie it leads up it leads up to like the final moment. It's like oh, they're trans
Like like that's like not who the fuck cares, you know
The Truman show to the shows guys. I watched that for the first time like
recently though. I've never seen the
treatment show when I was younger. I don't
know any other older movies that I've
watched when I was a kid. I'm trying to
think. White chicks. Bro, did you ever
watch like... when you were a kid, did you
ever watch like adult cartoons or movies
and they would make... like it was
still entertaining but they would make
jokes that didn't make any sense at
the time and then you rewatch it when you're older and you're like oh my god I
actually understand that. I can't give you an actual example but like if you
ever rewatch like an adult cartoon or something that you watch when you're a
kid you'll like rewatch it now and you'll be like wait that actually is funny
as hell and like in the moment it just flew right over your head. Yeah even
like Family Guy references. Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Rick and Morty.
ROOOOO! That old ass woman! That old ass woman! I knew she was gonna do some
fuck shit. She comes in, she rents the adult movie, and she breaks the
firefighter in the android. You gotta be fucking kidding me. And I only have
like 10 adult movies that I sell. Bro. I swear if she comes in today I'm gonna
crash out on her. That actually pisses me off because I don't have that big of a
selection. Hi uh, do you have the appliance through space? Oh yeah buddy I
have the appliance through space no problem. We got to check this real quick
I don't know if we want to buy anything new
Wait, is it a horror day coming up Friday 50% horror movie rental
It's a very big, expensive purchase, chat, but we need it.
At some point we're going to need more space.
We're going to do here, move that back, and then I think I should move the sci-fi.
Look, we're going to do this.
Ah!
I'm going to move these sci-fi videos over.
Yeah, if they give it a sub, Spicy Pickle, I'd appreciate it.
If they give it a 10 gift, it's Spicy Pickle 187 W F***ing Chatter, if they give it a
10 subs.
I'm going to move these over here, and then, look, look, look, look.
This will stay drama, because we have so many dramas,
but then I'll stock up some other horror movies
on the side here.
Or should I just sell this?
And just get another big shelf.
We should just transition to having all big,
but then that's all of our money, bro.
Oh.
It's a needed investment. It's a needed investment. Wait, then I want to do that.
Adult movies can still stay here because I don't have that many of them. I want to just buy a few horror movies.
I think I might have that one the big toe knocking at midnight. Oh, yeah
The egg under the pad
Dude that'll probably sell for nothing no captain only motion wait that's kind of valid
Do I buy no captain only motion?
You need more adult movies?
I know the problem is I can only buy adult movies from the black market salesman that's
out back at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
So I will, but they get rented out so fast and then people break them.
So it just takes time.
Alright, let's open up.
What horror movies did you grow up watching?
None, actually.
You guys taught me into the horror genre.
Being totally real.
I used to be like Killdozer where like I hated every genre of horror.
When chat started making me play horror games, um, they're not making me, but like
heavily requesting them, like back when I started streaming, I used to be like scared
shitless about me and then uh wait did they reserve it yeah um wait I don't know if they
reserved it or if they wanted the color violet either way it'll be fine anyways um yeah I never
used to watch horror movies I used to be so scared of them and eventually I ended up
like playing a lot of horror games and then I watched like slashers I was like oh these aren't
scary and now I just watch horror movies no problem like they don't they don't worry me
anymore or like make me like I'll still get scared from a horror movie but it's
like a fun scary not something where I'm like oh terrified like to put it in
perspective when I was a kid and my friends would invite me to go to like
some like haunted house or something on Halloween I would always make up an
excuse I would never I wouldn't say like oh I'm too scared to go I would
just say I didn't want to or not didn't want to I would just be like oh
But now I have something.
Oh, no, sorry, I can't.
And then I just wanna go.
I was also like extremely introverted.
And so I was just like so scared of doing anything.
I remember we had a school trip
and it was like a sleepover at some museum
and I like made up an excuse not to go.
Just so I could like hang out with my mom.
I don't regret it in hindsight,
But it's like, I'm happy I'm a little like ambivert now.
You know what I mean?
I think I have like a social battery like everybody,
but I do like doing things.
How old were you?
Oh, I'm maybe 10, 11.
But I never even went to like haunted houses
in like high school.
Velociribake on a sundae, there you go.
Yeah, we need to get a lot of money today
We could buy all the stuff that that black market guy has
What is an ambervert somebody that is both introverted and extroverted?
Depending on situation or
social battery
Little metron. Most people are amberverts
Like you might be more of an introvert than an extrovert, but you're still probably extroverted in certain situations or vice versa
Do bring in no fucking customers. It's because it's rainy, man. I
Need more people to show up at the store. Come on
I love movies all drop in
She looks grumpy
Yeah, probably could have protected that hate movies to the fuck hates movies
Lane Shudd. Lane Shudd.
Oh, she already has a movie in her hand.
Who hates movies? I know people that don't like
movies, but they like TV shows. I don't dislike that.
I think it's more common to dislike TV
shows, but like movies.
So TV shows could be a drag
to commit time to play apex legends I think I'd rather eat fucking horse poop
no
Oh, late fee, buddy.
Go ahead.
Charge me your two dollar late fee.
I can return a thousand, but he's like, do you think I care?
I'm rich.
Fucking jerk off.
You're rich.
Hey.
Rich, why are you writing a movie, you fucking chud?
Why are you writing a movie, you fucking loser?
Why do you buy it?
Wait, what are you talking about?
Action movies, she wants explosions.
Perfect.
Dynamite on top of the world.
What's the valve turning?
Drafts in an hour and a half, starts in two hours.
Which basically means it'll start in three hours,
because somebody will be away.
Multiple people will be away.
Most likely.
Get more action films?
I do need to get more action films.
You are right on that.
I wish I could buy like a bundle though of action movies.
Hey.
Excuse me, don't you see I'm helping somebody?
Two adult movies?
My God.
Big purchase, eh?
The appliance through space. Yep, right here. There you go.
We closed so early on weekdays, though. That's what's sucky.
Like we closed in three minutes.
Weekends are the best because we stay up until midnight and then I just churn money, dude.
Saturdays are the big day here.
Oh, reserve. The fuck's gonna come in.
Uh, give me a fucking minute. Don't you see I'm doing a job?
Sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, action.
Adult! Sci-fi.
Uh, drama. Action. Sci-fi.
I wish you would auto-sort them in my hands.
Whoa, sick fucking mohawk. Sick fucking mohawk.
These liberty spikes? Badass.
How customer service what are you talking about? I'm literally perfectly helping all my customers
I'm a one-man show at barks busters
Oh shit oh
Dude wait the black market guys is knocked on the door
After close I'll go see him. I'll be as a lot of adult films for me
Maybe another copy of that firefighter movie that got fucking burned.
Dude, who's returning movies this late at night, what the fuck?
Four...
Sci-Fi.
Two more customers, uh, four more customers and then we're closed.
Wait, what day is it where I'm still open and it's past 10 p.m. Why am I still open?
Isn't it a Thursday?
Is it Thursday through Sunday or something? Because some days it closes early
Yeah, people are still walking in what the fuck
Okay. That's odd. You think I could get any more customers? Probably not. That is a kid
in a trench coat. That is two kids in a trench coat. There's no way this is a real person.
Why are your knees protruding so much? What the fuck? Oh, he's going to ask for a recommendation.
Do you have any adult films?
Ooh.
Life's too stressful right now.
Oh my god, dude.
Get that kid out of my chat.
Yo, Donna Finn.
Now you just stopped banning chat?
Yo, why are you spamming in Twitch streamers chats,
brother?
What are we doing?
You think somebody's going to read your message?
You think any type of paragraph
you're going to get out?
Is somebody's going to respond to you?
You're just going to get banned, buddy, every time.
I need a bad movie to zone out to stop thinking about work. What do you recommend a bad movie?
Let's give them a bad sci-fi oh the elephant computer virus you look like a doctor
Eight eight bucks we almost have five hundred dollars. Yeah, we need like 300 bucks today more maybe
Fire all right get the fuck out of here
We're gonna close
Let me go out back
Shady thank you for the fray. You help me so much last year. I free that's in my family rip of the chat
I'm sorry to hear that brother. I was a really bad state
And every time you'd go live or upload maybe feel better. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help though
I hope you're all right. Yeah, but I'm thinking of the sub YZ with the sub eagles brand at Benny and Bobby with the sub
John even a fray
One animal. It's a shit too now. That's a joke. What's mission think of it a five by dad hates me for getting dreads without a skit set
What should I do literally no idea man? I can't really help you with that. I'm sorry
It's thank you for the seven. What are your top movies a beautiful mind?
I feel like is up your alley horror movies are tough space and Josh for the subs I for the subs spicy
Thank you for the 10 gift is again. I said this the other day
So basically everything right I'll say give it a three
It's me taking the three days to confuse definitely tops here movie Venice
especially for the subways.
He may be thinking for the 7, 9, 7, and 3.
Why is it that you're going to feel so bad
and play Pokemon because you can't catch them?
I'm just done reading these jokes.
So I was thinking of the 3.
Been watching your content for a while now.
You always pay my day thinking for being so funny
and amazing.
Thank you.
That's why I'm thinking of the 7, 9, and 10, and 3.
You're going to host a knockout city revival tourney.
Game doesn't exist anymore.
That's what I'm thinking of the 3.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You missed it by about two weeks, brother.
Fact is the PRC thinking of the subgen
and thinking of the 5 gifts is BK for the subgen
and thinking of the 3.
He's gonna play the whole GTA 5 story mode.
Yes, I am, but prior to GTA 6, not for a while.
Keep it for the sub-sporty, for the sub-sporty.
If you have any of these, you can watch games,
you have to play any of the succession,
suggestion tab, game suggestion tab.
It's not that much of a thing,
it's just the watch and the games that I play.
Frosty thinking of the two-sub-john,
he's thinking of the three. All right.
Lock in.
Top five movies. No order.
As I said the other day,
super bad.
The thing.
Everything, everywhere, all at once.
Shutter Island.
I don't know if Sinners is top five, it's top ten.
What else did I say?
There's another movie that I said.
Long walk.
All right, let's go fucking talk to the movie dealer.
Da-da-da.
As always, I've got some really goodies.
The Blaze guitar rider.
Ooh, stiff inmate.
Please fix my leaky fast food. That's a good prequel. Yeah, toss it in sub only and ban that kid. Jesus Christ. Oh my God.
The lawyer's face racer and performative alien invasion. Actually, don't throw it in sub only. Just start banning people. Just ban them. Just get them out of chat. I don't care. I don't care. They can't type anymore. Just get them out of here.
Came for the sub I
Should turn on that fucking setting that says that band people can't watch my stream
That's a thing
Normally band people can watch and they just can't type but you can take on a setting that makes us a bit of people can't watch I
Wonder how many band viewers are tapped in right now probably a lot
Out of the people in chat
There's probably 200 people that are banned that are watching to the take of the five
Um, movie called, uh,
The movie called What's the Matter Daddy? No, I've never heard of that. No, what's the matter daddy? I've never heard of it
Fucking jackass. No clue if it's been said you're gonna tune into the Mr. Beast
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOO
into the Mr. Beast livestream to see who wins it. I'll watch a recap tomorrow.
I'm doing the Etsy review tomorrow at one. If the Mr. Beast event's still going on, tough shit.
You gotta pick what you want to watch live. If it's not me, that's fine. You can tap into the VOD.
I'm not changing the schedule because it fucks my whole week schedule if I have to move
shit around so I watch the Mr. Beast stream tomorrow. Carter for the sub. I'm doing
The Etsy review and we're watching the we fees video tomorrow Monday CS at 330 with killdozer opening cases playing CS random games Minecraft video
I'm filming after that shorter stream Tuesday. I'm not live once it's going to be a horror games and content King
Thursday, I'm not live Friday is a chest tournament at four into random tier lists or reacts Saturday early CS stream with Jojo
As well as random games, baby reacts that next Sunday is going to be reacts April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream charity challenge
We're going to be playing a bunch of video games
Then we have 420 on 420 and the 24th we have a geogaster tournament.
New events coming up.
Activation point schedule.
Surreal and JDR for the subcarta for the sub.
If you have any videos you want to watch or games you want me to play,
videos you want me to tap, games you want me to tap.
Lock it in.
All right.
420 Jonco Street?
No, I'm not doing it with Jonco.
We're doing a weed mystery box.
I think if oh my god be just unlocked staff one wait, that's huge. I could buy a staff member now mods ban rumby
Any spammer ban them. No don't time them out some Russian
Ban them ban them right now
Regularly time them out for the rest of this stream any spammer
fucking order 66 execute execute mods
Blow them up in Minecraft
Anyways, no, I think 420 would be fun with Junko, but I think you'd get way too high.
I think I'll get way too high.
I think JT would get like paranoid high.
Grow your team!
Use the staff book to hire and manage your employees.
Do applicants for different gateways appear every day?
Jesus Christ.
$3 a day?
Huh. Strong immune system. Motherfuckers we taking sick days. Check out average return
station average. Check out average return station fast. That's what I want.
Annie walks quick. I'm hiring him. I'm hiring him because all I want him on is
return station. I could check people out. I could check people out quick. If he can
return the movies for me, what are you gonna discuss? Fuck it. Yeah, your V-nax
on backwards nerd. Holy shit. Wow he is a fucking fast walker. He looks like he's
speed walking around. You gonna start doing your work? Oh my god wait let's
watch him.
Fuck.
Why is he just watching me like that?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I think it's just Friday the 13th.
Should I walk up to him?
He doesn't have any weapons.
Should I hand him a flier?
Stop that!
Ooh, yeah, ban that guy.
There we go.
W mods.
love my mods for just banning those fucking kids. Jesus Christ.
Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is?
Oh my god, dude. It's literally like, I feel like those people, you know, you know why I love that we just ban them too?
Is because those, those are the kids. Those are the kids in chat, okay?
And I'm not going to sit here and say you can't watch me because obviously it's like, you know, if you're not breaking TLS,
you can tune into the JoBart stream.
But the people that go into Twitch chats in Turbo Spam are like 5th graders.
Like actually leave my stream, get the fuck out of here.
Not only are you annoying, you just shouldn't be watching me.
And I'm sorry if that upsets you, get the fuck out of here.
I'm serious.
I don't want you to watch me.
Holy hell.
Like it's just the most annoying thing.
Yo, come back in like five years, big dog. Jesus.
Right, thank you for the three.
I want to try Weeb for the first time on 420.
What animal should I start with?
Prep, thank you for the sub, Obese for the sub.
Conn and Sue, thank you for the sub, Jarod, thank you for the sub.
Just ask, like, a bud tender at a fucking dispensary.
And just, like, start well.
Maybe try with, like, five.
Wait an hour, see what you feel.
Nothing, try another five.
Big thank you for the three.
Why were you not in the new Mr. Bees video?
Don't know.
Prep, thank you for the sub, Johnny for the three.
Let's show you're going to be here.
I went to the zoo the other day, but the only ad...
There was only one animal, it was a shit zoo.
That doesn't make fucking sense!
Stop telling jokes in bits.
I'm done reading them, I'm done reading them,
I'm done reading them, that doesn't make any sense.
I went to the zoo the other day,
but there was only one animal, it was a shit zoo.
What the fuck does that mean?
How is that a joke?
Oh, it was a shit zoo.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna fuck it freak out or roping up
bro I didn't buy oh my god I didn't buy
anything I need to buy more fucking
movies bro but I have like no money
right now power man and cake
Obviously, we're buying that, jeez.
The magic gang assault.
And then we're gonna buy random movies.
Big money, big money, big money, big money.
Ooh, all action.
Oh!
That's what we needed.
Did they take 10 random action movies?
Wait, that's perfect.
Now we're filling our shelves.
Yo, Dan, where did that guy go?
You just gonna take a shit what the fuck happened?
What what what happened to my employee? Did you just go take a dump?
He's just like left
The hag living on Mars
When did I ever reserve that for someone happy holidays? Yeah, thank you for the fucking
Thousand I appreciate it Johnny. Thank you. That's right. All right. Yo get back. Yo can this guy get the hell out of the windows
He's gonna watch us the whole day
Oh my god, wait, he reserves movies for people.
Wait, this makes my job so much easier, bro.
Yo, this is where I just start going handed out flyers.
We're gonna start making so much money so fast.
I gotta pay him so much money every day, but I don't even care.
Come to the movie store, come to the movie store.
I had no idea you were selling movies at this establishment.
Oh, movies?
What's that?
$9, peanut cash here.
I can crank that out faster than any buy.
New movie genre next level.
This is huge news chat.
You have a bad movie I can rent tonight.
Yes, move.
Bang.
$6.
Swightening the queen they call me.
I'm lightning the queen on the keys, brother.
Next!
I see you got three movies there, man.
One, two, three.
Money.
50 cents.
Leave.
Next.
What did he just do there?
I think one of I think there's a movie that all my weight now now I'm not gonna know what's
Now is that customer gonna pay me for that that's a $25 movie that's a $25 movie that's fucking broken
And I'm making like no money for sale fuck you my agony my money
Holy...
Hand out more, hand out more.
You gonna come in the store and buy some shit?
Oh my god, I need more flyers.
More flyers, more flyers.
So many potential customers.
Right here, she isn't moving in her hand, never mind.
Run here potential customer
I'm running late maybe walk a little faster than dork. Do you have any new movies to recommend?
We're losing so many copies of the color viola though
Wait now we're actually churning money more than ever because I could just turbo hand out flyers while he does work
Do you think it's worth having him as an employee though?
I spend $53 every day in the 90s.
What is that in today's money?
I feel like that's pretty good working at a movie store.
53 bucks in the 90s is good money.
Not now, now you'd be like homeless.
It's not 500.
Right now.
Yeah, you are yeah, you are
Oh
No, you're not. Sorry. I missed it. I mistook you for somebody else give her the vegetal
physics Jesus order a smoothie. I'm calling it right now watch
Hmm
You said smoothie, okay, yeah, you know what I meant swashy
Just gonna ask if you guys are up. Yes
Yes!
It's a stroll by, holy shit, you jump scared me.
The big toe knocking at midnight.
Ooh!
It's starting to get annoyed, it's starting to get annoyed by that noise.
Ooh!
Alright, let's make a different, let's go, okay I'll check it out.
See, that's at least a little different.
Bro, look how many customers we have.
Oh my god. No, this is actually so worth it just because I can start handing out flyers
way more than normal. Like normally I would hand out like three flyers a day.
This guy does his job perfectly. And he puts them all in the right section too.
The last movie I read it was pretty bad. I'm sure nobody was waiting for it.
So there's no need to charge me a late fee wrong you pecked it
Your selection buddy, and you're gonna get 60 pennies
There's your change 61
There's your change I've got dude the lines wrap around the door. I need to hurry up
Martian, yep, yep, yep, yep, reserve, reserve, reserve, we gotta be quick, oh my god look at this line, oh my god look at this line.
All right, speed standard bar, fastest fingers in the northeast. Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Oh my god one movie you're wasting my time buy slushy oh my god imagine if I
call it again now all right this guy buys a slushy
I just got lucky all right this guy buys a slushy
Alright, then the woman buys this Lushie.
Yo, I'm like not trying to...
I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it.
Do you have a sad drama movie? Yes.
Okay, I guess I'll just go fuck myself. I mean don't you see them standing here?
The explosive family tree it's so sad
It's not even a jiggle physics, bro
There's like obvious like pepperoni nipples that they're giving them like I don't understand
Why why is that like a why is that a part of the game mechanic?
What do you need question mark where bro look at the character look at the character look at the care
just look at the character
Yeah, you're telling me you don't see it. You're telling me you don't see it. You know actually it looks like guy now
It's on every character.
First of you're just a perv, I'm not a fucking perv dude, I'm literally looking, I'm engaging
with a hundred characters in every single one of them has it.
WOWW!
You can't prove that I broke my last rental, I won't pay, yes you will.
I won't pay but I'm never coming back, don't care, you basically just made me all the money that you would give me in your entire life
because you just had to pay me $20 for a broken fucking movie. Get the hell outta here!
We need so much money, more money today that this dude. This is a prime employee.
Wait what?
10 work faster 10% of resign
Bro, hold up
What is 10% of resign like they'll quit after a certain amount of time
But what are you getting a slushie at at this hour?
He quits faster. Why is he quitting? I'm paying him well
Hell, I'd give this guy a raise.
Look at him, he's just at the ready.
All right, let's close down.
Could I look at him?
Favorite movie, The Plant Dropout.
But how do you see what his status effect is at?
I don't need him to work faster, though.
I feel like he's working out like a perfect speed.
How many can hire one employee now?
These guys suck comparatively.
All right, well, let's just close the doors.
I'll go buy shit tomorrow.
Yeah, $242 still.
And we're fucking gaining at me so fast.
Well, times valeturny, five in an hour.
Do we do one?
I think we do one or two more days and then we practice a little before the draft thoughts
Like even if it's just like aiming aiming bullshit
I think I'm second draft Dean so I'm second worst captain on the books
But in reality chat, you know I'm cracked so
You know I actually won D1 Kingsman off-stream and I beat him. That's real knowledge. That's real facts
You've checked spot. What do you want Kingsman off stream? I'd be an invalid not Marvel. I was oh
They're just waiting for me to open up. I gotta buy more stuff. We're gonna buy some films. Oh
Wait a new horror movie release do you buy ten?
10? God damn, who would buy this many? Why could he buy 30? I'm gonna buy 10. We're gonna
buy 10 and we get the stand-up copy. Oh, hold up. Wait, how many more days of the
I feel like that looks awesome, right and then we can just stock it all right there.
Is Muda in the tourney?
Yeah, he's the last captain, so he's the best captain.
Line the shelves with him.
These will sell.
I feel like horror movies sell the best.
Is it possible to reserve a deranged killer and his dynamite?
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
OK, wait, what's up with that?
We'll do this day, then we'll practice.
Tape dealers on Tuesday face Saturday.
Robotics convention on Monday, so that's coming up.
What happens at the end of the month?
Does it just go to the next season?
Fall in the winter?
Do you think you can start selling like Christmas movies?
Holiday films?
That was pretty sick.
Whoa!
Mm, wow.
Sounded like fucking Minecraft villagers, dude.
Ron and the Triniot.
Ah!
Wow.
Oh, you just called.
Ooh.
Like, oh.
Okay, you don't need to go woo.
You already knew you were getting the movie.
I told you I was reserving it.
Why are you saying woo?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I needed to rewind.
It was a late game.
This guy's a little speed demon on the returns.
I love it.
What do you need I reserve the color violet you did a wonderful watch I might add
Ron's funniest out using different captain now we won't be on my team I
Was I was talking to my friend the other day
And he was like asking who was in the tournament. I saw I was like telling I was telling him all the names
There is a potential doom squad that could be drafted of
people that just would not click well
Because there Jinxy Jinxy has a mixture of wholesome streamers like Saikunow and
very like toxic
like
shit talking streamers
And if they're on the same team, I just feel like that's like a disaster.
Foxy like you?
No, like more than me.
That guy's very short.
Not judging.
Just, I was just noticing.
I think I should get another snack thing.
Thoughts?
I get because there's like eight different stacks and I only can pick four. I think I should get another snack shelf and put it on the side
I think I'd make more money. Oh, maybe with lots of famous quotes
Yep, yep, yep, yep
Bad uncle arrest. Oh
See that's an accurate. Oh
The only time you should be making that noise
I'm checking out a customer don't hanging
375. There we go. Goldblast Melody right here. There you are. Very happy I could see.
Dude, why are people spamming my name?
I just won't talk the rest of the day.
I'm going to treat it like this is my actual nine to five.
Find everything you need.
Next.
Next!
Oh, I gotta go hand out flyers.
From the Barks Busters, where we have ball busting movies.
Barks Busters.
Oh, sorry, sir.
How was your day?
Oh, Blue Raspberry Slushie coming right up.
There you are.
fresh just like our movies find everything you need man glad to hear it
thank you hello all right I'm done I'm done doing the hag living on Mars I don't
I got every fucking request to reserve that movie in my life, but you know fair game, I guess
Yo rapido buddy, what are we fucking doing dickhead?
You see how many movies we got a return here jackass
6 p.m. We need people to rent him out what happened you're fast as hell now you suck
Quick returns quick returns
I'm not going to fire him yet, it's a second day on the job.
You know maybe you tried to impress me the first day and now he's sucking on purpose.
He's trying to see how much he could slack off, he's testing me.
He's trying to see if I'll cage to him.
This is a classic alpha male maneuver.
The color violet here
That was the wrong movie sorry
Fire him how do I not fire him, but I make sure he knows I'm the one in charge Wow
I pee on his collar
Oh my god
Yo, Lizzie, taking the five subs.
One thing of the sub, hit me for the sub, Lizzie for the sub, D4LVPOPPY, Clutch, Axo, JR,
MC for the sub.
Yeah, ban this kid.
I'm sorry, boss.
You just made your account, you're spamming the same thing.
I didn't read the message, but you're just spamming the same thing.
MC Frankie goes late for the sub, right?
Take it to 3.
Don't stream ban, they will just go to the YouTube comments if we don't want
them.
Okay, for the sub.
No, they're just gonna make another account.
Cheat for the sub.
I'm sorry, I don't...
If your messages wholesome sad or anything of the sort if you spam, it's a ban if you spam
It's a ban. That's just the rule
Okay, I understand some people have sad messages happy messages
Happy messages things they want to share with the chat maybe with me, but if you span your band
I don't care what it is. That's the rule. Okay, if you span, it's a band you accept the chat rules
There's another one. What the fuck
I mean, I'm just talking to a wall road taking into three
Here from the thousand buddies clutch for the sub Mike and Ali for the sub sx. Thank you for some
Anyways I
Feel bad because some people type some nice messaging chat or something sad and then I ban them
I feel like an ass, but they made their account ten minutes ago, and they're just spamming nine paragraphs of the same thing
And so it's just like I have to ban you because if I don't and I allow that then that becomes the entire chat
Right, it's like you have to kick those people out because if you let that shit slide
That is what people deem as the normal and then they just copy copy and paste their message because they wanted to be seen
You see it in big streamers chats. It's annoying as fuck
That's why half my streams are sub only and that's why I ban so many fucking people because I'm not dealing with that shit
I don't care. However big my audience becomes. I'm not dealing with that bullshit ass chat
Okay, I'm not dealing with people that are just spamming because they need me to see their message
Get the fuck out
That's just how it's gonna be and I'm not like for the chat the chatters that I've just recently been
I'm not like saying. Oh, I don't care about what you have to say
It's more so. Hey man, you can't just front all your shit and just be like
I'm just gonna copy and paste this, because my message matters more.
I'm not saying it doesn't, but it's like, you can't just put that in your own mind and then be like,
oh, if he bans me, I'm the asshole, right?
You're paying the fee.
I
Spam band forever. Yep
Light spam maybe not my mods will sometimes time people out
I am way less lenient about that shit if you get Joe Bart
If Joe Bart sees your spam, you're banned.
If my mods see your spam, you might get a timeout.
Maybe a ban. Depends on the mods. Some people are nicer than others.
I had a family emergency. We lost our goldfish.
Don't really think that's a big deal, buddy. Sorry, it's a fucking goldfish.
Throw it in Subolny. I see people testing it.
I'm sorry. Just real quick.
Can we ban those people that were just spamming? Just to like, test it to see if they wouldn't get banned or not, because they're fucking toddlers and idiots.
Keep hitting sub only for a while.
Here goes the loan for the sub one thing of the thousand of these benefits that's going to graduate next month. That's awesome
Congratulations black and eat off of the sub alley of the sub
God damn. All right. I'm done talking about shitty Chad is sometimes let's lock back in
Jesus it's just so fucking annoying man
You tell people not to do shit too, and then they just do it anyway
And it's like I know those are the younger viewers too, bro
because it's like infantile fucking brain chemistry, bro.
Like, oh my god, like low IQ, what are we fucking doing, bro?
You're just trying to piss me off.
It's annoying.
And you know you're being annoying.
And they're getting me a map.
And so it's like they're winning in the end, I guess.
But it's like, oh.
It's like Jinx's viewers.
Jinx's chat is so big that it's impossible to not
have a shitty chat.
genuinely
If you get that big you have to have yet you would have to sit in Subtle
Romance movies
If it gets that big you just have a shitty chat no matter what am I able to buy like a fucking expansion?
television
should I buy that
What do you mean on the wall?
Yeah I have a TV, but why is it giving me an option to buy another one?
Oh, in the office?
Oh, store expansion.
Holy fuck.
It's $1,000 for the first expansion.
Geez. Yeah, but we do scale money pretty quickly.
I'm going to have to throw it here.
That works actually works fucking perfectly
All right, uh, we need to buy
Are these it's last day, okay, so we'll sell that sign after today
We're just gonna set this up for the next day
Just so we have all the romance movies ready the floating magician in love Teddy bears romantic story
guitar and love our lovely lord the enchanter in autumn can the stuff to a
feel me pause all I need is my teacher kiss my organ in the sky till doll do us
part kissing my clown under the moon why are these all have to do like kissing
God or a clown or a puppet or some other shit what the fuck just kissing
things. Very random. I will buy just more romance movies, though. Elf Warzone, definitely
need to buy that as well. That's got to be a steal for sure. What is that TV for? Should
I buy the TV? I don't know if that'll make me money, but it says it's equipment and
I have one can I move that now I'm buying one
what does this do
It just plays movies.
Does that do anything for me?
Oh
You can't put tapes in
There's only two fucking channels, I'm selling this
We just lost a hundred dollars. We just burned a hundred dollars. We just fucking set a hundred dollars on fire
That was a waste. That was an absolute waste. Oh my god. I can't believe that
look up
The slow he is
He's a sweet old time
All right, well, we're gonna save real quick
Okay
Return
W rewind segment now
Chats should we practice for Valorant?
Or should we do one more day on rewind do a poll either way? I got a piss first
F
Uh, Gubalaja Sawyer. It's for the sub DH and hive of the sub DB think of the three. Are you drafting? Yes
Your favorite thing of the sub it's try and come think of the sub that Michael the subject you go and lump the sub
Are you dropping for content or to win both?
I'm gonna draft people that I think I could fucking mend well with as well as people that I
think are good
One thing even a thousand bitties
His jinx he practiced bro jinx he's playing chess again, dude. I didn't practice for this tournament at all
I
Don't know the last time I played chess
I'm not even logged in oh my god
Oh no he's practicing it is not the
water guy was this like a war you think
I could get a ranked game in if we
We draft in 45 minutes.
If we won quick.
Okay, I'll do like a death match.
X bit for the sub.
Well, for the sub, that's over the three.
Did he watch the Artemis launch?
Yes, my cousin engineered the big orange bit
on the space shuttle.
That's awesome.
Came out of the chore for the sub.
I feel like we could get a ranked game in.
I'm in bronze right now.
I peaked flat, but I played, it's because I haven't played in like five episodes.
Wait, why am I getting spam friend requests?
I thought I had friend requests off.
We're queuing a ranked game.
Chat we get a ranked game in.
We get a ranked game, right?
Surely.
Dude, how long could a Val game go?
More than 30 minutes?
Probably not.
Juan is extra for the sub, Brad for the sub.
Dream of the sub and Drake for the sub.
16 OT it's dude it's 457 it's 11 to 12 I'm sweating bullets jinks he's going
where's Joe I'm like
where's Joe you got it you gotta believe me you gotta believe me I'm trying I don't
I don't know if I want to play, I don't know if I want to play Raise on this map.
Who should I play today? I think I'm a raised sky today.
Raised sky. I would play like Raina, I'd play Clove.
I don't really want to play Clove though. I play Breach. I love Breach.
I don't really play him often though. We have Smokes. I don't know what he does.
who is that actually I'll just play I'll just play signal yeah you just play
sample you fucking child
hey ho it's not in it I have no idea am I open like oh thank fuck I'm not open
like how's it going team
What'd you say?
I said how's it going?
Oh, it's going pretty well.
That's awesome.
Glad to hear.
You have a very soothing voice.
God, I'm so awkward.
Oh my god.
I just can't hear me.
I'm like, I'm right before it cuts.
Oh.
Are you doing reaction bits later?
Hell no.
This Valorant tournament's gonna take like fucking four hours.
I gotta change my DPI.
I think that's good.
When am I gonna practice for chess?
That's the big thing.
You sound like Joe.
Oh, God, this fucking guy.
Oh my God.
It's literally like every game, bro.
I'm gonna get out of this fucking elo.
I'm gonna get in like, I'm gonna get in like on Keyloh.
Whenever I play a game where I'm low elo,
everybody knows who I am.
That just shows my chat sucks if I do anything else.
You guys, when you guys say I'm ass,
you guys are as ass as me.
Because every fucking, every, every low elo lobby I'm in,
somebody goes, are you Joe?
I think I know you.
Oh wow.
Oh, wow.
Ah ha ha.
Ah!
No, no, no, no!
out of charge is one enemy remaining I don't want to peek that I don't need to
play defensively Joe I'm gonna wide peek I'm gonna wide swing
He's dead.
I barely got him, he got him, that was such a cooler ghost.
Alright so now this is a bye round so I'm going to be an absolute shut and go specter
full shield and I'm rushing A. We also have your 9 and 22 with Kingsman, yeah I was also
high out of my mind there and now I'm fully locked chat you don't understand
gorilla thinking of five gifted WB you and an ox for the subred to the sub
somebody banned marshmallow
well let me get a head tap with this real quick
spike down beam light assist slight work
Swinging. Swinging.
Even trade. Even trade. Even trade. It was R by. I found that one by. Oh my god.
God wolf spiders is so ass bro. Oh my god. Bro wolf spiders so ass.
Sorry, that's not a nice strat. That's fucking terrible
So I just are being like really sad and savvy didn't hang on to that guess never gonna get out of this rank
My friends make funny green bronze
Such a loser
Kind of implying that they're also losers
Oh no I'm not going to do it yet, Chad, it's 1-1.
I'm going to P-Fest and if I get head tapped I'll do it.
Marry for sub.
Otherwise I'm going to get fully ego'd, watch.
Keep going, keep going.
I'm going to keep-
Need for
Offer time robot out swing don't know what that is what is that shit?
Spike down beat
My god
I knew he was gonna be there, too.
All right, fine.
I'm so bad.
Great, the plan is never mind, just keep going.
We're gonna start doing it.
You gotta do slight remarks.
I'll start weeping in five rounds if we keep losing.
Let's just go A.
Let's go A.
Okay, okay.
I believe you.
True it, thank you for the thousand five-inch buddies,
watch me play value eight eggs with your hands.
Yeah, that was a bad day.
Zombie, thank you for the three-inch buddies.
You're here for the short night,
now you're gonna do great.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
I don't even know what the fuck I just bought.
Are you playing in tourney?
Yeah, in like 30 minutes.
Bad news.
It's might be hard right here.
Get over, you're dead.
I'm going around the shower.
And these guys a smoke and stuff we got it
I'm one
What the fuck is that?
He's still there.
I'm going for it.
30 seconds left.
Got a little life on the edge.
Wait for their rotate.
They're gonna rotate chat.
Trust.
Get out of here!
Damn it!
Grilla and Apollo think of this stuff.
Chat, this is bad. I needed to fucking 13-0 them for us to finish this before the draft.
Oh no!
I'm selling.
Oh my god, Hyped the Nightmare is fucking one and three
Geez geez the chat is the bandit a good weapon
Quick thanks back
Ned why is it six hundred hours? J taking the stock
I need you to throw a nade at the entrance to get all the trips.
Sir, yes sir.
Spikers don't.
Throw it now, throw it now, throw it now.
Ready!
Enemy spotted speed.
Yo, what did he want me to throw that at?
I literally have no idea.
Like what was he what was he trying to tell me to throw that out?
Last player standing
Dude what the fuck man? Oh my god, and I get so used to see a scene where you fucking drag where you drag
I just have to tap I just have to tap a fire. I just have to tap fire chat. That's what this game is
They all this game is is
I'm doing I'm doing the fucking and that doesn't work you can't do that
I gotta go I gotta tap straight
or even but there's no counter-straping in this game
you just full stop you can you just aren't very good at it
okay Brady okay Brady
okay Brady
alright this guy knows everything about the game
Just in case of a flank, we push forward, what is that, what is that, what is that, what is that?
You have to stop and learn something to all of us are, it would likely be useful.
Oh rain it, rain a shower, rain a shower.
Oh, I'm ready for this great job team
Wonderful work God, maybe we'll be able to get out of wrong
Also, whenever ready those I got my dreams somebody just shoot my dreams it's silver elo
Oh my god, I'm making you do have a silver call tag by my right
Wow
That'd be crazy good.
If only.
Pull ahead and it's over one.
My god.
That'd be like a legacy.
One of them instant moved up.
Okay.
Get that.
Literally knew he was going to do that too.
My god.
I need my team moving out, moving out, moving out.
Pork, pork.
Hello.
One enemy remaining.
Grenade!
Bring them down.
Joker, thank you for the five gift hits.
Rose for the sub.
Oh my god dude this guy's here just stroked for the vibes dude almost pop crack
I'll carry myself out of this ranked earth rival
Eughhh chat do you see the charm?
Do you see the charm? Episode 6
Episode 6, Platinum
Platinum
That's a Bob Gold
Yo Sheriff
I'm not going Sheriff I have fucking money
Y'all carried? I did not get carried to plat I solo queued on stream
Keep the VODs. Keep the VODs, Decad.
I'm slinging.
Little alt point.
What is that?
No elbow elbow I know exactly
Oh my god
Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself. Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself literally
Yo, hello?
It's a pick-up on the first, uh, the first call.
I'm totally ready I'm totally locked I am in the discord server yes yep see in
20 minutes. Okay, we need to win this game. It's three to five. I got to come plant to my team.
I'm out of here!
I'm still walking on.
Totally walking on.
Planning.
Mom, buddy, that shit, I wrap around.
You don't know what that just did.
I
Like what the fuck is the end of the fuck is
How you can't get shoulders no control in the recoil it's tap tap tap tap tap
I'm gonna tell myself that the fucking at every time
I'm gonna task
Four monks of a sub GD and rose from the sub tap tap like this
I'm used to see ass I always drag
Tap double fire double fire every time
I'm ready. I'm not playing phantom you nerd
Scypher is the biggest loser chud character in the entire game bro.
Wires really that's right minus I can in rainbow brother. Nice
Raina unknown oh
She's garden worst whatever. Hey, I'll do you one better right now buddy. I'm in bronze right right now
Nice
And they get the plan off my team so good
safe for my team don't you play captain yes because I'm ass at rainbow
wolf spiders ready to get that made from I love wolf spiders well that's the
full story through and through there we go very interesting
This one begins. Tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire.
They seem slumbering.
That's a spike down.
This is slumbering.
It's over. You're dead.
Slumbering out.
Oh, look at it.
Look at it. Ready? Watch this.
This game is actually fucking ass. I have an RPG the size of my fucking
Alright, turn on the CT still. I'm holding that shit. I'm holding that shit like this.
I fucking shoot it within five feet of your body to draw a line.
You'll be blown into smithereens. Red Miss. Red Miss.
And you don't want to not look forward to playing. Who's the fuck that has that one ability that just got a full shoot?
I
Get the fuck out of here, dude
Why am I carrying the spike thank you I'm an entry duelist
I will die with the bomb
I'm going it outlaw they never peeked this though, but this time they will watch
Yes, I forgot this robot somewhere
Ah
Got you on time buddy your month
One enemy remain
I
Swing it
Nice round
Success, I may we may have predicted that this was gonna happen now
We may have predicted this I
Said we really can't go OT here. This would be really bad
Should I when should I break it to the team when it's like 8-8?
I'd go, hey guys. Bad news. So, I may have to leave in like 10 minutes or something, so.
We should have played Deathmatch.
What, it's 12-12? You know, see, I go, so.
About playing this whole round-out and everything.
There.
Shadows.
Bro, what?
Cut!
I'm behind the box!
I got needy in the drop though.
I'm dead. Count it.
Bam!
Oh my god.
Crack.
Enemy remaining, Crack.
bike down a player standing die
okay I only have like 78 carnage left probably doesn't know die
yo cloak thank you for the fucking raid well where are you streaming that'd
What do you quote?
Ah, shout out quote.
What's up, Ralph?
I'm definitely gonna marshal here.
Like a loser.
Like a loser, I marshal this corner.
Saved from the fun number?
Well, it's the fun number for their team right now.
Okay.
Interesting.
Why are we why are we rotating B bro they smoked a
I think I'm getting the A. Yeah, I'd say so.
I'm running!
Don't worry team, I'm on my way!
I'm running don't worry team on my way
I
Who could
No
Fire fire fire I got lucky there and it
And we save the Marshall Jack we save the Marshall and we peak B long
This is the strategy of a century. I hit him in the toe nude masters stood no chance to my toe shot
Hang up the sniper
Worse problems by the way for you for giving Glock and off of the side
I could go here real rescue they know I'm here
8-7.
15 minutes.
I feel the strain.
Lock it up.
Yo, let's cut the bi-phase down, eh?
Let's cut the bi-phase down.
Maybe speed this up a little bit.
Yo, let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's cut the by-phase down it
Maybe speed this up a little bit
Yo, I haven't even talked to you guys about who I think we should draft
So oh
We might be kind of on the fly just picking a team
two in you all
was that not on their head we get an instant replay of that shot was that not on their
head dude that wasn't even a two tap chat I literally two taps and then just
got head tapped I surrounded by me 88 we won't lose 10 10 I'll let him know 10
10 I'll go so I have to go I have to leave
and not be able to stay around for this round maybe lose I'll just cue an FF
Jyx is in a game too? Oh, awesome.
Bro. They instantly die and I have a fucking outlaw.
I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get ac-
I'm gonna get FUCKED when I peek this.
My team's got a bobbin bag. Nevermind.
I'm not gonna do that during the tourney chat, trust.
No, actually, I'm so serious not actually so serious chat. I would not do that. No during the tournament. I'm not doing that. I
Wouldn't peak that
I'm so serious. I would not be that bro watch. Okay. I'm gonna play like this. This is a turning round
Imagine this is my five stack versus their five stack. This is what I'm doing
I don't know what's up.
Placing swarm grenades.
Coming up on.
You got them, buddy!
Boom!
Rename!
That's a lot of me just off that a lot of me just off that
That was a bronze all five ever seen one
hundred Phoenix hundred Phoenix
I think they're still one in hookah. Yeah, well your killjoy you could hold it.
Watch his limp body get thrown right now. Planting on.
Planted
One enemy remaining
Oh short short you all you all
Nice.
I diffuse things in my sleep.
Thrift piece.
All I need is spare parts.
Yo, yo, yo, that, that's like we're in bronze.
They see I don't eat that and they're like, I'm just going to hold this angle.
They're definitely going to swig me.
They're going to swig me for sure.
I need you source who's going
Shot a right in the temple
It's nine nine this is bad
This is not ideal be ten minutes, but I think somebody else will be late chat is Jinxie mid game
All right, let's speed this round up. I'm peeking showers
Oh, he's in swift play.
Foucault, one set of steps.
Fuck.
Alright, we'll just win these next four rounds.
Bad
How is Asian bad girl 23 and 11 right now bro, but she tried to fake the plan
TP, but wait, I think they're planning. Wow. I think they're just planning
You hear that loud ass noise TP
I'll go be don't worry
We just gotta win the next three rounds know something
They're all A.
KJ they're going A. KJ hold A until they actively plant.
I
One enemy remaining don't interrupt my work where is brown
Where's the guy on the other team?
Let me buy somebody
Beyond Reclass?
Yeah, well, I'll be Max Kratz.
Let me buy it.
Okay, or not, and we don't understand how Eco works in this game.
Raise you sound familiar?
I'm a quadruple cop.
I
Doesn't that's actually wild that's actually wild that's actually wild how bad this fucking all is
I mean like you're giving me you're going. Oh, hey, it's just a rocket launcher. I don't think I've had I think I've hit one all
144
So what I blew off his leg, but he lived I fucking blew his leg clean off, but he's like
And he's still lying
They got him on life support. They brought him back. Don't worry sage fucking sage. I
Shield bubble on him
How they're going out
Oh my God!
God, you're such a dork.
You could've ran, Wolf Spiders!
You could've ran!
They had a plan!
Oh my God, it's 11-10.
This is doom.
This is doom and gloom right now.
This is so bad.
I'm hopping.
If it's 11-11, I'm gonna fucking throw up.
Bro, make it 12-10, we just win, dude, please.
We pull by.
We need to double off right now.
This might be bad play.
I'm not gonna buy off.
I heard one sand.
I know exactly where you are well no point in fucking slow-walking
I don't know what to do with him.
Spike down A.
Last player standing.
Grenade!
Sackle out.
Spike planted.
Fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash
Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111?
So if it goes 1212 I'm gonna freak out
There's got to be going full OCE dude. I'd rather lose at this point if we lose this net
I'm out of here fucking corn ball character dude
They're not a or they're not be
Let's run out of a okay, maybe they're gonna be now because it's up and killed on the link. I'm gonna hop a ray I
Feel like they're gonna go
Okay, no, they're gonna be well
One is too good
There we go. There we go. One more round. Both we lose this round.
We lose this round.
If we lose this round, we literally said it was going to go 12-12.
It's going to be a fucking triple O.T. dude.
Two brain dead teams fighting each other.
We got Neon that's 9 and 22, brother. Holy.
Wait, I'm going to drop this here and I'll buy an op for myself.
And I'm going to peek.
Uh, no, not that young.
Okay, okay, didn't need it request and I just sold my off for no fucking reason. Well
What's just
Brain dead team by me by me by me by me. I sell my off. Hello, you didn't request
Oh, it's going to see. Oh, it's going to see. I got to get to get to see.
Unless they win. They could win.
And they suck. And they suck. And we're in F***ing O2.
Okay.
Over time.
hold up God I hope you just either win or lose both rounds off rep I'm calling
Jinxie
so Jinxie can you hear me? I'm doing great just letting you know I'm ready but
you know maybe could we like push back like two minutes because I'm in a O2
T right now it's 12 12 okay okay thank you thank you bye thank fuck
NOOOOOO!
Ow!
Oh my god, I pulled out the boom bot as Reina decides to sling me.
Pulling a Tyler Ninja Blevins, I'm getting stream sniped.
Oh my god, my spot throw has half trigger discipline.
Half trigger discipline.
Half trigger newbie.
Half trigger newbie, you let them walk there, buddy.
I mean come on have you never seen it's tinny gameplay
Thirty seconds left we're squinting with a katana. Why did they add that into the game?
That always been an item
Gd
Pinging for them because they don't know where TPS probably.
It's in the Oni Bumble.
Oni Pixel.
GG and Ticep on the sub.
We're losing this game.
Now we're on defense, bro.
Matching sides.
Presentation is for amateurs, let's go.
Does anybody need a buy?
Yo, actually fully given up, bro.
5000 creds.
Five dot, I think he's insinuating that he's not useful to the team and us having
a gun that we would desire is better than him having a gun.
Yes.
Wow, Omen just said yes.
Did he meaningfully voice on that?
Oh, we pushed this.
Bro made noise.
One enemy remaining.
Three for me!
Let's make it!
Ah!
Oh, shit!
I'm just fighting!
Ah!
I planted god damn it if we get 1v3
You hole
So I'm in bronze too, bro. This is like actually disgrace right now. Yo, 99 combat score iron,
bro. This is unreal, bro. And I have no and before people shit on me, look, haven't played,
didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, I
I did play I got ranked gold apparently and then didn't play I got played that one
I played that one up and then I played okay, but
Up there's flat and there's gold and there's black okay Jesus Christ dude fuck
All right, I gotta join this discord that's day for the sub reg even for the three
I'm going to go back and play.
So, we're going to help you.
Yo, am I last captain?
Uh, three, six, seven, yes.
Wow, Joe. Wow, Joe.
I was mid ranked in.
Okay. So, guys, we need to know what's the right.
Right now.
Or peak.
You guys know there's a long rank one right now last call by the way.
Muda, you win traded, right?
Muda win traded by the way.
Just so you guys know.
Okay, so basically, we as a choir, we as a committee have to be unbiased, remember,
this is unbiased.
We need to come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and least
skilled in this group in order that way the draft can be there for all.
They said literally lost the Stokey.
How is Stokey?
Okay, we're going to turn it so I should be the first captain.
So Muda is gonna have the last pick because Muda is right.
I think he gets first pick Muda gets last pick.
I was worse than this thing, bro.
I'm worse than him.
I feel like NCS agents are slightly better than me.
NCS, like slightly.
For the best players, the best players is Muda, then Ron, and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again.
I think Jason gets sucked into a lot.
Yeah, Jason's bad at me.
No, no.
And Jason, you're, you know, you have like, no.
Jason's saying he's worse than Ron.
Ron's saying he's worse than Jason.
I picked a Senate 3.
OK, OK, OK.
But I hit a mortal before Senate was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before.
I said I said I should not be a right person.
But I never hit a mortal.
Yeah, OK.
No matter what.
Wait, tell me about that.
But I know it was in battle.
I told you.
My skills yes, well, I'm pretty fucking crack but because I come from CS right so it goes one yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS
O'Neill is like a pro case opener
Yes, yes, what's your skills brown bus like what do you in terms of what in Valor like or CS or how?
Yeah
I'm not. No, no, no, no, no,
Lacey, don't do that. Wait,
raise your hand if you're unranked.
I'm level five. You didn't tell me Lacey's never had a rank.
You mean to tell me that? I'm on level five.
I'm level five. Oh, no, you're unranked.
This guy, I'm unranked, yes.
Yo, I feel like I know.
Have you ever had a rank in this game?
Age is the power. There's no fucking cases, bro.
He doesn't play the game. Yeah, fuck.
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle.
I've been ranked.
That leaves literally me and Lacey, okay, so.
No, Lacey got placed higher, I think.
Wait, yeah, wait.
I don't have a five.
No, wait, I swear we played ranked before.
I don't think we have.
So it looks like me and Lacey
are probably the worst players, bro,
because we're not ranked.
It's not how that works, bro.
That's not how that works, game.
That's not how it works.
We just need to pick, look, we just need to pick.
No, fuck that, I don't want to pick.
No, I'm last pick!
Fuck no.
No, what are you doing?
He's the first picker in the whole
I'm getting back to back picks.
You get the eighth and I pick.
Also, the first picker
is taking his act.
It's predicted that you're probably
gonna go like 30 and three in these games.
Yeah, most likely.
Most likely.
Mood up LL.
He's got like four weights tied to your end.
Mood up, Mood up should have his first round pick,
Rob de Hembrough.
He did actually start the same round.
He just doesn't.
Oh, I mean not.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
You got two second round picks.
One second we all pick and mooder gets the rest you know what I mean?
good job. Okay, uh, all right.
So, okay, me and Lacey haven't
been ranked. Look, I'm not
really good on mouse. I'm good
on controller. This is a mouse
game. I'm not good at valing.
You could plug in a controller.
I'm not gonna do that. Lacey,
I'll give you the courtesy of
first pick. If I get a second
What? You're gonna give Lacey
first. Why are you giving
Lacey a pick? No, no,
you're better. Definitely better
I'm so shit, I never even played that game before, I'm so shit.
No, I'm just gonna, please, please.
Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard game, baby.
Now, aside from that video, I mean, I don't know what happened.
I'll be honest, I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine.
Point is, he's really good at Mousin' Keys.
So if this is your first time really doing,
you don't play Mousin' Keys, you're giving me a win.
Jixi, you need respect, Jixi, you need respect.
Thank you, all right?
I'll take second, I'll take second.
Second, please.
I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking.
I think A.G.A. is way worse than Lacey. He's naturally just a shittier.
Can I air eight picks and you give me your thoughts?
Yeah. Joe, you give me your power rankings and now, yeah.
Listen to me, listen to me, Joe, Joe.
Everyone type in Jason Wayne versus
Stavro-Ronato Valorant-Rovey 1 and see how Ron fries me.
Just watch.
It's really good.
I did play Ron in C-acid of Rovey Brown, he was very good.
Yes.
That's old Ron, Ron, Ron.
This was three days ago.
This was three weeks ago.
I don't even think it's like logically in my brain.
I don't think it's fair for like,
Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like I actually I'm not even trolling when I say this
I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally
They let the official battle it so you're cooked Mudo. That's what we're doing, bro. You're not getting picks, bro
Yeah, how is that there?
That is very horrible. I'm gonna get that word
About it. Thanks. Go listen. I genuinely think question. Is it is there money in this? Yeah, so I'm gonna get always
Wait, how many dollars how many dollars? Uh, probably like
250 to each winner 250 subs
I think we just burn your team to the floor brown because you're like it's an
idea not even how much better is mooder than brawn
I
Want to run two months ago and the school is 10 to seven
Yo, one D1 is different then you have abilities and you're also playing
What agent do you mean?
Bro, I mean Viper.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Last.
No, he doesn't have one.
He doesn't have one.
He's gambling.
No, he does have one thing.
Oh, he's on teleports.
He goes to Neon and he goes...
And then he just fucking shit on you.
It's the cringiest playstyle ever.
Bro, don't let him draft anybody.
Fuck his team.
Bro, bro, bro.
I think the fairest thing is, okay, fuck Snake Snake,
but I should be able to pick at least people, bro.
That's so unfair.
I should know well there is like nine people in front of me, bro
I get I get the crumbs of the crumbs already. No, you don't okay. Wait. How about this?
We go we go us seven get
First pick second pick and then you get two second picks
Wait, hold on Jeezy now. That's in your chat
Yo, I'm being me gang. I said nigga by accident
I'm a mortal.
Me too.
Please.
What?
All right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're going to have to be.
No, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
No, but do you think that's right?
That's one I said.
One in two reasons.
How do I say it?
Not make sense.
I, OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, you're getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
Make me bitchy, didn't you not host a rock-n-roll tournament and didn't you have the best of the best players in that tournament?
You are so right.
But there's a big drop off from you.
It's no sound, it's like weird.
How is his face 70% of his face?
Muda, I think the...
Oh Muda, Valorant said it works bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
Muda, you are getting these last four players. It's luck. Are we ready to draft?
The next
List of the players because I don't even know I've mine do we have a group of doc that everybody
I need that I need that
I have a better idea. Why don't I get first pick but then everyone else gets to pick after
I don't at all
You are getting the problems of this scenario. So I might as well just get up take my fucking pants
Oh, it's damning tell lords
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
How was the assignment fair mood of your radiant carry the team bro, okay, okay, bro
Okay, so basically I don't even know half of the people like
It's like kind of like a slot machine bro, how do I tell you I've got a check
You know that you know that this is this is good line up
I just I just see like eight rainbow players that I recognize
So the draft order is gonna be simple it is Jinxie then Lacey then I'm 100 ping by the legend
Jinxie then Lacey then
agents and then Jinxie, Lacey, Agent and then Voss, O'Neil, and then... no no sorry
Joe Bart and then Joe Bart. What? Wait wait what's the order? Wait can you read
because he's... Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe right? Voss? Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, O'Neil.
Oh my fucking god my airwan has been at the door for 30 minutes.
Wait, wait, he just yelled at my ear and then.
Then, then dude, are you retarded or are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
You don't speak English.
Are you retarded, bro?
I don't understand that.
Hey, you're gonna get combat in June.
So we got JC with the perspective.
They see with the second pick and then after that we have
Joe or agent
I would give all give agent the pickover me okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe then only pixel yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason
You know bro, then it would be oh week. Oh, dude. That would be Jason then Ron then you that in that order in that exact
order, okay, okay
I don't know like I don't know Alicia, Danny, there I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about everyone.
Now here you go dude.
Joe, I'll tell you.
That's not ego.
I didn't know.
No, Joe, I got ego.
I got ego.
Teeper was in this.
Yes, Teeper was in this.
You dead as you dead as to have Jason picking before me. You dead as have that
It's bro, yeah, also with Tim I will say with like somebody like Timmy in the tournament
I think Muda should get pics because like you're saying bro. It's so unfair
You're gonna pick like Timmy first Jinxie and then that's already like somewhat
in like a team based out
I
Don't think I'm simple. Yes. I'm good. Yeah, Joe. You're right. Joe. You're right
All right, you get to pick bro. Stop crying. I get you trying to be fair. Okay. Are we ready y'all are we guys know?
julli
intense track music
Wait, hold up. Can I do we have like a minute to pick?
I can't take this. I can't take
this. I can't take this. I can't
take this. I can't take this.
You can ask me about the
players. Okay. Are you guys
better? Alright. Wait. Who
should I pick first? Hold up.
Hold on. You're on the clock.
Let me take it. Let me let me
take this on a 22 a day on a
yard for one day. You know,
you know, he's like 40, right?
the first pick in the 2026
I am going to be selecting it's
Timmy. Wow.
I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win.
Actual, actual cheese.
Let me see.
Yeah. Um, wait, I have time at
the clock here. Yeah.
Okay, so just ask up we know all these people. Yeah, but you're not lie to me
Or ask Muda or ask Muda. I'm not gonna lie. I got you. We're fair tournament host
We think you're chat
Fair tournament host Ron. You're gonna choose for you. Mm-hmm. Okay. You should watch you get sketch. Oh, yeah, I
That's not a bad
I don't know if you're wrong, but that's actually good.
Yo, I'm drafting Tifu first, if he's up.
Question.
Trick is a professional geometry dash player.
I don't know if he's good.
Just for the loss.
I see it.
I think he's bad.
I think someone said he's new.
I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not.
Pro geometry dash player.
Take your time, Litz.
Take your time, bro.
I'll just, OK.
What is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
I'll get you just.
Are you asking us?
Who is your pick agent? Who is your pick?
He ran over us.
Hold on, hold on. I'm mulling it over. I'm mulling it over.
Bro, that's a good shot.
Agent, do you want to pick for you, agent?
What'd you say?
Agent, agent, if you want to pick, bro, K-Son.
K-Son's pretty good, bro.
K-Son was cracked.
Wait, really? What about K-Son?
K-Son downloaded the game 20 minutes ago.
He's never played that.
the game. But it's like it's
experience on game. So that's
not a horrible first overall
that you try to set me up man.
I don't do that bro. Come on.
I know I'm not getting the NBA
drafts down for me. Wait. Okay.
There's a name in that list though that I feel like you're going to pick for some reason I don't know
Okay!
Yeah!
Hold on hold on! What's that? What's that?
Okay Asian!
Who is your draft bro?
Yeah, thing to a shot
Talk to me bro
Well uh, Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pick in the draft
I'm going to be taking Kai Day
Okay, okay, okay, yo, okay, Joe honest
question is did Tifu ever ranked play
Val? Okay, Tifu and Joe. Okay, Joe, I'm
being honest on my mother's life. Tifu
said the last time he played battle it
was four years ago so I would not go
with Tifu first round. But he is Tifu.
He's good at everything. I just I just
played. I was just blazing out Tifu's
good at everything. He's good at
I
30 minutes ago, we won't have a little bit he was out front everyone. I'm not even joking. He's playing jet main jet
You're not lying
No, he said he had a prior obligation. He can't be until now only just made that all up
Only what the fuck I did play with him. What do you mean?
You play with the actual
Chat I'm going squishy or T foo
Cuz squishy was face it ranked ten and he asked
I'm not I don't I don't know how good sat-map is one of those people like people just gonna pop it out
Ron Ron you are so fucking ugly bro. I'm off it a lot
You literally have a nose longer than my tail. I feel like I might throw if I do this
But I was just saying how much of a gamer T foo is
I'm gonna go squishy
Well, I know squishy was face at rank 10 and he was best player on CS so I just think
I'll pick my boy
Oh brother.
What is that?
I have nobody.
We've had four picks out.
Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks.
Yo, what's next?
I picked the set up.
All right, I
Browse where it gets tough, bro. I got I got I gotta pick I want to pick Lydia. I want to believe. Oh my god. Yeah
Wait, what is her rank?
Wait, it's Lydia the hundred thieves player. I'm getting first-round it, bro. Like oh
My god
Wait, okay, Ron Dale dingo
What is that?
She plays bro!
Bro, why did you?
Bro, she's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any picks?
No, just like, uh,
She's like, I have my two fanos.
I have my two fanos.
She's like, uh, WSL.
Like, WESL.
W-E-Sport.
I, brother, you're just using acronyms though.
I don't know.
What is that?
The female pro. She's a female pro.
Like female pro-deacon batter.
If you were in my position,
if you were in my position,
who would you pick right now?
If I'm you, I'm Pickett,
or I'm just curious, I'm just curious.
If I'm you, I'm Pickett Kingsman.
I know sleepers.
Could play for the vibes, lowkey.
Play for the vibes!
Yo, come on, come on, come on, come on, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I think he's good, bro. I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend. I'm gonna pick YBG
Sleeper pick second and B
Bro go
I
Think it's a geometry that's pro player. He's new to battle it. I think let me make sure let me like triple check
Is it me sure yes, or is it trick trick GMD geometry that's geometry that's no, it's no I tech mail Twitter real quick
He said
All right, Mooda's first pick is
Cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho, and it was a thought of this
And he put some time to this is very important now. There's some of my siege friends up there
You can ask me about them like a lot of these people place each. Okay, uh
It's waiting here. No
One
Everyone had time. Yeah, but you were a person radiant, bro. Everyone had time. Let me let me let me show I think I'm gonna go with
Whoa, oh my god, whoa, okay
We got a problem.
Trick has peaked that immortal.
Is that good?
Is that insane?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It might not be first round pick, but it is very good, yes.
OK, but would that change the order of the draft?
Is all that matters?
Would that change the order of the draft?
No.
I don't think so.
OK.
Trick me or no, is it trick me or no?
No, Trick, no, no.
No, Zoink would not lie.
Trick peaked that immortal.
He's just sending it to me right now.
I heard Kason.
It's pretty good.
OK.
Trick is really good.
The game 20 minutes ago. Are you sure trick is actually a mortal?
They're saying he peaked the mortal and he's ascending three right now. It's what's next time
Okay, let me talk to my child. Give me 30 seconds
It's something about his nose, bro, it's just like
He's inside the camera. Yo, I'm locked in on a good trick trick trick trick trick trick
All right, who's my second pick yo chat fucking focus. Here's the list. All right, BRB
Oh my god, this is like a super boy who didn't do the pick Trek
Yo, AJ. Yo, what kind of company Atlanta, bro?
Just pick a day, bro. I'm serious. I want to do a party. We'll you know, that's an empty
That isn't empty fucking courtesy, bro. AJ is not hanging out with your dumb ass. I know, bro
I mean you just don't come game.
Hey yo.
Just text me.
I'm actually.
I'll call you.
Yo Joe.
Guys every time I call you off stream you're drunk.
You called me one time off stream and it was.
Texted you.
And I was not.
It was not.
I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna show you guys yeah, I like trick I'll take trick I'll take
We know you pick trick we can see all the board
You're mood up if it is am be okay. No, no, sorry. If somebody hit
Radiance over three years ago and they're immortal now how like how much of a drop-off is that that's not a big
That's like saying that's like saying
What?
Somebody a champion?
So you don't have a diamond now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a Russell Westbrook.
That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then before champ was a thing and then is now
Emeralds.
Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi.
I'm gonna get Ambi.
He has, he has Timmy and Ambi, yo, like.
Dinksee, I will say.
He's shit, though.
We haven't heard from Ambi.
We haven't heard from Ambi, so you have to call him.
It's like pretty good. Okay. Are you three? Wait hold up. Yeah. Wait. Oh my god. You're right
Oh my god. Wait, who did you wait? Who are you texting?
See if they're they're available. Ambi Ambi. I just got to make sure maybe don't draft for a sec. Let me see. Yeah
Oh, he's a pro see he's fucking good at ballerin. He was able last week, but he was I don't know about this week
I might have to do another pick.
I can get, I can get, wait, if he's not there, I can get trainwrecks.
Okay, okay, yeah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, okay.
What's about Andy?
If he doesn't reply.
This is something serious.
TrainwrecksTV?
Are we gonna have TrainwrecksTV in this journey?
Wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage
Yo, actually bro, I'm I yo I was thinking the
No, he's not.
And then he defends.
Not too much.
Never seen a draft this long.
Lacey, why's he saying that, bro?
We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey next.
No, that's right. He's defends too.
So he's not coming back for minutes.
Wait, did Jason say what happened this morning or no?
Yeah, I did.
Can I say anything or no?
I know Jason hid Darla's car.
Because his car...
I looked at his recent Spotify songs
I knew how long he was driving.
I was like, hey!
Hey!
Hey, Chad, hey.
Chad, this morning, Jason hit Darla's parked car, bro.
You know why?
Because that was angry.
That's the second part.
I was angry at the moon.
That was the second part.
You were so angry.
You were very wondering how he would hit cars with your fucking eyes at his butt.
Chad, who should we, I think ideal to is Tifu.
Ah, Cloak saying Raw Dog Mood is very good.
I have not heard of him, but I will take that.
I know High Vives is good, but that would probably be like a third pick.
Kingsman's probably a third pick.
Mr. Savage could be like a second pick, honestly.
Royal Pink was good at R6, but controller player.
Do we know if Skite's controller?
I don't remember.
Skite and Stompin.
I met both of them, but I can't remember if they're controller.
Is Stompin keyboard?
just if they're a KBM main player they're just gonna be better. They're both KBM? Is Sky a KBM?
Well it doesn't matter because my next pick is Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage!
I
Wait so can Andy not play he cannot play
Yo, I don't think he's answering you bro
All right, all right, who's up next Lacey it is Lacey Lacey Lacey lock-in Lacey
Yeah, I can't get up. I can't get him. He's not answering deaf and he's that way. She's just too rich
Well, it's a problem. You have too much money, bro. You got lucky lock-in expect
I
I'm gonna get raw dog on a team
Rising girls
Joe Bar you're on the clock
I'm gonna be deaf in first second Joe. You're on the clock James. All right
I don't know if I want Tee-foo or stompin both not valorant players both good KBM players
Tee-foo better gamer stompin maybe better in the category, but Tee-foo
Kingsman has insane aim. I played with Kings in the other night. I think he's an ideal third pick out of this squad pool
he had hopped on very recently I'm I'm down for a stomping and then hopefully
maybe we get lucky and get to you around three okay the joke you'll hit pick
second round is stomping oh
I'm gonna pick a Terran, Terran is mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine
Alright, who, who?
Who are you dropping?
Joe said Stompin'
It's the wait, actually Stompin' a KDm player?
Uh, yes, it's totally gone
Sure!
Okay, uh, that is a dream block rotation
Oh my god, look at that to you
Wow, alright, next up, One One, that is like a dream block rotation
Alright One One, can I take Sketch?
Yeah, wait, is Sketch even like playing?
I'm gonna call him.
Oh, he's going. Okay, okay.
I'm gonna cheat for us.
Oh, I heard K-Song or Sketch is a good pick, bro.
I'm good, bro.
Is it my pick yet?
No.
No, no, no. No, I'm gonna shut up.
Yeah, I'm gonna shut the fuck up.
Ew, oh my God.
I'm not even kidding.
He looks so strong.
No, you're actually on my dick.
All right, on it, on it.
I'm good, bro.
Here's K-Son, KDM.
I know I know.
Not a bad shout, Oni.
Not a bad shout.
Wait, who do you pick?
I got it.
What?
Richie, bro, Richie.
Oh.
Chad, who, who, who?
Love you.
Was it my turn?
Not a bad shout at all.
Hey, thank you.
Cheers, my friends.
Yes, Jason.
This is your pick.
Okay, wait.
Tarek's not playing, right?
No.
No, we're like 20 fix it. What are you talking about?
I don't know. I don't know.
Why is it that?
Okay.
I'm thinking right now.
I'm thinking really hard.
Why are you pecking?
I am gonna go
with the biggest tea food.
I'm gonna go with tea food here.
Oh my God.
Apparently, Peter Bot wants to play, is that true?
Oh yeah, I'll pick him, I'll pick him, I'll pick him.
No, no, he's a fucking croak.
I don't want Peter Bot to change my pick, I want to change my pick.
I'm next, this is like what?
I'm next.
But how good is Peter Bot?
Well, based on that one, he's got to be crammed.
He's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed.
My team?
Okay.
Now, next up, Ron Dale Dingle.
Do we need a substitute? I forget someone. Wait, what did Chris next door say, agent?
Nah, Traffin Peterbott. I got a player ready, bro. His name is Laze. I got a player ready.
Let's get it, bro. Get Laze, Laze. Get Laze right here.
Joker, thank you for the 10. Get this little sub. Like, Ork, Balls, and Mac. ST, Lava,
Chela, Chela. No, no, no. It's too much. It's too much. Too much. Too much. Too much.
Bro
So no so we can't have them we don't need something to do fuck no fuck no
Wait why are the people spinning question what happened? Oh, he's diamond
So I'm done is way too good. We will rank his mazes run. We're like a diamond. They're saying yeah
He literally said he's I'm snitching. He's immortal. He's not immortal
I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute Chris might be down Chris. Yeah,
not Chris. I'm not going to pick Chris. Anyway, so yeah, we could. Well, I have a feeling
I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft, I think I know whose team he's going to end
up on. I agree with that mood. I might as well draft him down. Yeah. I don't want
I
Chris like Chris next door. Yeah, yeah, you just slot him in on Moodus team
Jason's team is actually stacked this is like
You literally hit a parked car twice I met you how is that for I get him to I made yeah, I can never fail
Yo, I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger
go. Uh, okay, Lisa. So we have to figure it out for us. I'm saying is it
late? Oh, we can just get in late. So I can pay like better than these people.
I mean, I don't know. This is pretty decent. He's good, bro. He is good.
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is this going to be
like how we gonna stop me if I'm gonna stop me. I'm gonna stop a high tier
players mid draft. I agree. That's that's that's that's that's that's
That's a really good shout. I think that's a pretty fair shout. Yeah
That's like how you would ruin the draft
Text me all for two weeks, so I don't know I need to know so so do I make a pic or we getting a substitute
Why don't we just get why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end bro like it's I just get a variety creator
Just get Chris just get Chris just act
Crispy the call to the campaign on veteran
So we're not getting a fill I can get I can get I can get a fill we need one
Um, I just we need to get so much cod campaign, which we need to fill the more
this goes on, it's gonna be harder and harder to get a fill.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
I can get Sunny.
She's like gold, I think.
That's fine.
Yeah, gold.
That's fine.
Nice.
So now Sunny's gonna be on the list.
Wait, nevermind.
Nevermind.
Chadda, anybody want to play?
I'm being stupid.
What?
Hold on.
I got a diamond camera man bro. Let me call you banana and shy for the sub zero to tier three Andrew
Love of the subchow and Steve think of the sub myth Jasper don't think of it at three
Thank you
Rita Grinch River
Make it easier when I deal with stuff to go through thank you once again W fucking chat thank you for the five Reggie think of the five
You smile. Thank you Z Robbie for the sub 33 inch room for the sub French and Glock for giving him arm in V tape TV monk
Apollo for the sub to think of the 15 or to bitties again
Banana thinking of the sub
Let's keep it as easy as possible Muda you go
I mean we're talking unfair by the way before we didn't say that bro. Jinxie has me mr.
Sam it but I know I think it's gonna be that's what I'm saying this every TV here is unironically
stacked yeah yeah yeah let's see y'all look at that let me see that well you ate
it I like it down on a dog right now. Kite yeah Kite was like a mortal it's pretty good
like everybody's pretty good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
So, you have two geometry dash players on the team.
No, you're a pick-up, no, you're a pick-up.
You're already picked.
But once you pick, it's done.
But once you say an aim, it's done.
All right, yo, guys, I'm not even kidding.
I think so, it's bronze.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
You told me.
Anybody can laugh.
So, who does the action have done now?
All right.
For my next pick.
Oh.
Hey, hi, guys.
What's your rank on, what's your rank on Battle and Hive, Mike?
Oh, I think like bronze two or something
Shit, I'm down
If you want to win
Watchport in this event
I'm literally gonna get a cup chair, bro
Yo, you're just so fucking sweet
Peck Moodle. Moodle, your third pick should be Youssef.
Ron, you're fat. Ron, you're fat.
You literally could put on glasses on your face.
You look like what they sell in Halloween stores with the glasses with the nose catch.
Shut the fuck up.
Please.
Holy shit.
Wait, Ron, do you have the pretzels?
No, I threw them away, bro. I'm fucking tired.
Why did you eat them all?
No, one of my viewers has said in my PO box that he said chocolate with the pretzels.
At least for the that's even worse. You should not eat that don't eat anything. I know I got it. I have my screens
Bro, I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels. Oh god
Chat who do we pick who do we pick for a third? I'm fine with case in Kingsman Skype
What is that, what's that doing up there?
Dude Muda bro, dude you might get first rounded dude.
Alright, with my next pick in the draft is Sikuno.
Holy stacker bro.
My next pick is, ay I'm here to win y'all, here to win.
This is getting like intense man, it's gonna be stacked.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is all unfair bro.
This is what it comes down to in the last round of draft, like anybody can draft
in the first round and just pick the best people.
When you get into the deep rounds, this is where the real drafting skill comes out.
This is where the real drafting skill comes out.
Chad, who are you?
Macy, eat your up, bro.
With my next pick in the draft, I would like to choose all the way from Staten Island, Silky-Dilky-Woo.
Silky-Dilky-Woo, welcome to Team Red Arranger's Name. Let's do it. Come on!
And burn that team to the ground. Burn that team to the ground.
You got Silky, and it's not even the last round.
Are you picked Silky, Lacey?
I think Silky played Valorant.
No, I think Silky told me he actually played him.
Silky played his Valorant Marvel rivals.
He's good.
Wait, that's not a horrible pick.
Oh, god.
Yo, how about a pick?
No, not yet, not yet.
Agent, you are on the board.
What do you want?
What do you feel, Agent?
Listen.
Take your time.
Kat, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine.
My team looks so good.
Yeah, no team, Cam, dude.
You got red lines like it's FIFA, bro.
I got fucking yellow lines, green lines.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Boink is level seven, bro.
Like, that is so unfair, bro.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Really nice.
Yeah.
What's your rank?
He's bronze.
Bro, my entire chat told me to pick Zoink.
They said that he was ascendance.
He's fucking level seven.
Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat.
Yeah, you didn't even think you just yo, what's king's king's his rank Kingsman
I played with him like two days
Yeah, like disgusting at marble rivals
but I don't know about battle.
Ho, ho, ho!
I mean, he's like number one in all enough character.
Yo, yo, Agent, it's been about a minute, 30.
What's that? What's that joke?
It's been about a minute, 30.
Oh, yeah, keep it count!
Yeah.
Guys, we gotta play.
Level 6 Magic, you know.
I'm a gamer you know the map
Yes. Yeah. I bet you're on the
team. Congratulations. Thoughts
on soil. That's a player. Thoughts
on soil. I feel like you might
have snuck under the radar here.
Joe Bart third pick already locked
it in. This is going to be a
a winner loss segment here, Kingsman.
Holy vibes, holy vibe stack, holy vibes.
Joe Bar, squishy, stoppin' Kingsman.
One, you're on the clock.
I'll pick my big boys all, bro.
It's all off and suckin'.
Okay, okay.
One has the will, okay, Jason.
Okay, I'm gonna be thinking for a little bit here.
That's OK.
Yeah, a little bit under a minute.
But not five minutes.
Joe, Joe, the timekeeper.
I am the timekeeper, bro.
I'm making sure this shit shuds along.
We've got a star's attorney at 7.30.
Guys, I never even took time.
It was just, I needed a help.
Yo, Jogo, real quick.
We playing all first game same time, right?
So every game is at the same time,
also same with semis.
All the games are.
Oh, hell yeah.
All right, that was definitely.
Yeah.
It's gonna fly.
Yeah.
OK, I'm not going to be a time key.
Hey, Muda, how long does a game of Valorant take?
Like, realistically, a close game?
40 to 45.
30, 30, 30, 40.
So just V01 every round.
Done.
Simple.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, just like CS.
It'll fly.
Yeah, it'll fly.
I think these will actually be longer games than CS.
CS is way faster, guys.
Not a bad challenge.
Nervous.
OK, who's on the clock?
I just thought I'm going to get fucking mad.
Jason is broke.
Come on, Jason.
I'm gonna pick it for like a
is Poppy cracks. How good is
Poppy 30 more seconds 30
bro I think there is Jason
two sketch bro. Arkey wins
every tournament. So I don't
hold on. I don't know if it's
like his vibe or something.
Arkey will get us through your
team. All right. With I got
to pick. I'm gonna go with
Jason's calming right now looking them up. They're fucking immortal too
I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you who are send it T foo who's probably the best gamer that he's seen
It's it's calling a spade a spade dude who's good at life, bro
He's good like wake
T threw us to drink like four or five coronas before we start. Yes, bro
All right now next on the list we have Ron Bale
Dangle Ron take a job. Oh, it's not calling me that man. I just love saying it. I love saying it. Okay
I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told
What is that your final pick hold on run even pick yet. Just say what is this?
What is this dealer? No deal ass shit. You just selected
All I said is I heard she's really good
Poppy is a seat she's a siege champion, but she's not good at valor now
She said I asked she said I just gotta be fair. She said she's unranked. She's not a rank
I'm not kidding, yo, but if he doesn't if he doesn't
pop it doesn't you're definitely picking Joe you have this but I'll be honest with you
hold on hold on hold on I don't want fucking arkey bro or sketch or case on or use it.
I'm not gonna say this my boy Skype he's a top tier seed player you know about yeah
I don't know the timekeeper saying
It's all time
Moodus chats right now just chirping up how you sips probably the best player in a
I'm pretty sure you said streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago
Yeah
You said a headlight from use of would demote me use if use if he's a B2 burn out
No, he streams as a peanut. I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now. Yeah
Yo, Joe hit the time thing bro, you'll hit the time thing again
I'm on the timer, bro. He's got like 30 seconds and he's deaf and what am I gonna do?
Holy fuck, it's lost, lost it.
Oh, bro, I think I have a system on my shoulders.
Should I be worried?
Yes.
You need me to pop it?
Bro, there's something like bold up here.
Yo, what's good?
Yo, time's up, man.
We need to pack.
Let's see who's who can see.
So, players are left.
Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin, Sketch, Pillay,
Sky, Yousif, Arky, and Alicia.
Now I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling you Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege is actually pretty good
on Rainbow Six Siege also.
Respectfully, I don't know.
Yamuda is building the fucking Nightmare Block rotation right now.
How much prep time you need?
Negative it's your game bro, pick somebody!
You literally deafen and talk to a shot like it's like you guys just you sit there gap in your
Now guys here is your chance skype is not playing but don't worry. He's a level zero so we can just find another level zero
Okay, that's cool
I know what rank is our key. What rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna. Oh, that's what I'm
Now we're asking questions. We're deaf in the whole time. What are we talking about?
Is in a car yeah, I think I think I think I think I think I think you like you like you like
I'm at pilot
I'm not, I'm not, can I say something to you real quick?
Yeah, go bro, go
Uh, pilot is on, uh, he's in Hawaii playing on a laptop, he said to tell him after you
draft him
Yo, everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda
losing the Jinxie tournament, I'm going to take the title.
I'm going to take the title for winning Jinxie tournament.
All right, my next pick is Alicia.
Alicia, Alicia.
No fucking bitch.
I was looking.
All right, all right, all right.
I don't want to have an orc-y chat.
I don't know.
Next up, we got Lacey.
Skydisk playing, so everybody on that.
My Alicia.
What the fuck was that noise?
Oh my god, my team looks so good.
My team is so calm.
Wait, so who's going to be the last pick?
K-Sign could be Sleeper, bro.
He plays CS.
I think last pick is probably you, or he's sketch.
He's sketch.
Yes.
After seeing what's sketch, it's
Jigsie on a fucking Rockville tournament.
I don't think I'll.
Yeah.
Also, wait, didn't sketch play the CS tournament?
I think he went 3 and 30.
I'm not kidding.
I think he was on Squishy's team, though.
So yeah, but I think he went like three and 30.
I'm pretty sure.
It was something insane.
What was it you had most of Katie?
Oh, 2 and 21.
That's not the one I'm talking about.
OK, can we change the title for my butt itching, bro?
Can we just make it Val attorney time?
Can you see?
Wait, yep, one sec, guys.
Oh, I don't know.
The timekeeper saying that your time's up, Lacey.
What game does Royal Penguin come from?
He's a siege controller player, by the way, so what does that mean?
But Kason's pretty solid SCS.
Yo, Lacey.
The clock's ticking.
Yo, Gritzy, JC, what's Royal Penguin's experience?
He is a R6 champion.
Let me actually ask.
in the group chat. He's an R6 champ. I think he's okay. I think he's pretty good. I think
he's pretty good. I actually should have picked him. He was warming up yesterday. Like
he's taking it. What's blue mean? I want them. Give me, give me, give me, case on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, motherfucker, man. Yo, all right. It's on the table
Yeah, yeah
All right, you welcome to the team on there. You with us now bro. Congratulations. I want to pick Tarky damn it
Hey, we're like when it flat Lacey flat black
Well, it's a little too late for that. Yeah
Plot on controller or KDM. I don't think it matters. I think we know what skites in the tourney, right?
Yes
He downloaded Valorant this yes
He's in my chat and said send me home. What does that mean?
He wants to play with stoppin cuz he loves I do have IRL 10 with Skype though
So I this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines between your team is actually gonna 99
I think I'm gonna draft Skype
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay now
Ony pixel
It's your draft bro
Well, I know that's a great act. That is yeah, that's probably the best pick there. Okay, Jason
We're coming down to the final four here. Who wait, which was Danny?
That's a final way. Oh
Finally finally finally she's catching you sir. So wait
see
Hey, hey, I'm not using sketch. So I just want to let you know I will be picking
You
I will be picking Danny. I don't know. He's
Yeah, the sketch on Mooda's team
So Mooda, let me break down your team. Hey, Mooda, you have trick good you have
was good you have to lap who's playing on a lap car and then you have sketch if you deserve the money
that ass wait there's money wait there's money yeah five five brand brand wait we each get a
thousand dollars beer we need to get two hundred subs at the beach wait which Danny is it we wish
Danny is it I've talked to them about making the lobby guys it's B01 if we can do B03 finals
I
Say you do be a one every game but finals and we just play at the same time. Yeah
I don't know. I just went off Twitter
Dude, I love my team
I love our team me squishy stop in Kingsman skite stop in sky are like same country
the same team, a green line between them. Squishy cracked at CS, also pro and fucking
Rocket League just coded gamer. Kingsman, top 500 in every game that he fucking touches,
and then Joe Bart. Vibes. You know. And then there's me.
I got a fish real quick.
You know, count me down 30 seconds.
I'm going to give it to you.
Wait, how are we, how are we to determine what team plays each other?
I was that we're going to spin a bracket.
Oh, we're going to spin a bracket.
I'm sure Mr. right now.
I have the bracket.
Thank you.
I'm sure everybody watch high five.
My teammates are alive.
Love when you take control.
High five.
Love when you take control.
Ew.
I
Jason you've been trading for the match or what?
Literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer
I've been trapped
ready to get ready to get ready
to wait wait is it one number seven or seven and then plus one
seven four five six six
number seven
yes our six
honestly that's perfect
Alright we play Ron's team, which I think isn't great
Hey Muda!
That's winnable, that's actually winnable
Why the long nose?
Joe you're fucked up bro, that is winnable
I don't think, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm guaranteed we're gonna win
But I just did not want to play Jinx's team
Yo good luck everybody, good luck bro
Good luck guys, good luck
How are we uh, how are we even joining these lobby, huh?
Well
I think I drafted the best team genuinely
I'm good bro. I'm good
I wish there was a world where Jynxie was able to list players' ranks and then also who they
play because I I didn't know like if I'm drafting players that only play DPS or
are like only playing you know like I say you're saying like role roles and stuff
yeah just cuz it's like I'm assuming we're gonna be probably pretty stacked
on dual list but yeah I've been requested but let me see but what is your name
Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it.
Wait, we're looking for assets.
I got it.
Wait, remove your invite.
I find both y'all to my party, I think.
If you join, then it'll drag me.
Everybody here, you're doing it.
All right, so who the fuck are we joining?
We're gonna add one of you guys.
We're playing Ron's team first.
How good is Ron's team that's a free pack Ron's team is let me check
I think it's oh and it's right here Ron
Young base go YBG lays poppy and Danny. I don't know who Danny or poppy are but I know ways and YBG are good
I
Give my drill I sent it to you this way. I'm in your game Kingsman
You're not on my team. Oh
Well, I'm in your game though, right? Yeah, no, I was just in skites up now. Wait
You can add me squishy
Wait so who do you oh god you guys are level three level one stop and have a whole team like ever played out
Like is that crazy
Like cuz I just got it on PC
These guys just got yeah, wait are all y'all like brand new like I I played on console on brand new up PC like
Wait, you guys don't know how to play like the characters
I've only played one character was jet
Okay, we have a chance
Who plays Raina?
I bought that bitch.
I basically only play Raina.
I'm not going to lie to you.
When I play back in the day, I'm going to go all out.
Wait, when you play customs, do you get every character?
Or do you have to buy them?
OK, we have three people who have at least played the game.
If you hit agents in the top left,
it'll tell you which ones you have.
So the problem is, I could play an initiator like Sky,
but we need somebody to play Smokes.
I
You know how to play smokes
I
Worryed about this shit. I'm not gonna laugh. No, it's folks are easy this game, bro
Like what's your game?
It's fine
Kind of like what a plate right? Oh, if you know if you don't even have to play like omen if you knew how to play like brim sound
Yeah, yeah, he just has a ball. We warm up or no are we just going right into I have no idea I
I would say go to the training ground right now learn how to play learn how to use an agent
that's probably the the ideal damn I drafted I drafted all dual lists I can play smokes
if needed but I think I'd be best on Rainer probably no I would want you on Rainer because
you're you're all you were like a weren't you like the highest rank and face it on
CS yes yes you just click heads literally that's how I got into playing like CS running
around to people I mean I don't do all the life you guys a good cross the question
surely like you understand that but if I try I gotta play retake all that's it's
all the same as each early right yeah yeah like Kingsman yeah you know how to
play smokes my ultimate is ready aired
fairly what wait which op has smoked uh there's a lot of them that have smokes
brimstone uh you I mean jet has like a pseudo smoke but that doesn't really
count uh who else I have some of the new rock I don't know for I gotta know
astra you next what is Phoenix do you could do clove clove has smokes and you
get an extra life on your alt.
Like you come back after you die.
So it's like Phoenixes, but you don't spawn it and then run out.
Like you die, and then you could just res yourself.
And you could smoke while your dead is closed.
I might not have them unlocked though, right?
Like you have to buy them, I think.
Yeah, I don't know if they have them.
I think I'm just going to play Jet.
That's fun.
That's fine.
Yeah, you play Jet.
Also, if like you're able to just like if we have to like run across an area you just
Could work
Probably the ideal against people that are you know knowing how to play the game
I don't know who makes the match
Oh, yeah, we didn't get this far bro. Holy shit also like
for the siege players
neither of you guys said you played this?
I played it a couple times
when you spray in this game
your bullets go above your crop there
it doesn't follow your crop there
you got one top
you can spray but your crop is going to be at
30th level
it feels weird at first
oh yeah
the shit is weird
we might be close
You gotta go in the store.
I would just burst.
I would just burst my quality.
It's literally, it comes down to it at the end of the day,
this is a fucking gun game.
Even if you don't know how to use your abilities,
if you just fucking click their head, we win.
Like...
True.
So...
We just gotta play good.
Burst and fast are kinda connected.
Low key.
The problem is if we go against a team
that has like a viper, bro.
And then we're just like running onto the site.
I mean, playing the double radiant teams
is kinda tough,
because they're gonna have crazy setups.
Wait, there's two there's teams that have double radiance
The rest of the rest of the bad I'm saying having two really good players might be enough and they could descend in like the
Now you know what you gotta be a stop and I'm not gonna lie
He's not been winning tournaments since birth
Well, that's part of why I drafted y'all because I knew you're a good at games
So I was like damn because I almost picked seafood to but my channel is like tea who hasn't played the game in forever
If we're saying I thought that's that's stop a bit of it and see for this
We cooked you a TDM match. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
We're going to disperse this like looking at where's a hive mind
Yo
Put it on like the lowest set server for like Europe, you know the lowest ping east in it
Yeah, something. I think it's like Virginia. I don't know Virginia. Yeah, it shows if you hover it Joe
Am I am I team captain?
Actually, I think it's you stop actually. Yeah, you're captain
I don't know how to do this shit. I made Joe the host.
You ever change server?
I don't know.
I changed it but it works. I'm not going to lie.
Actually I think you just ping it. See Joe above your name?
It's like a little ping bar.
Yeah ping. What do you want me to click?
I normally queue Virginia.
Yeah just do Virginia because his is the last one.
100 ping he's playing from Europe, right?
Okay, there's a lot of there's a lot of you people
Go to a custom and then on the left side, I'll say party code press party go the other party code
So what does it say we're in queue?
Take us out of Q. I
I guess I did I guess
But we have to go to a plane, but I don't know who's sending us
Like is there a code being made or we sending it to another team? Yeah, I don't know how they'll custom work
Go to a custom as the game mode that on the side also party
I'm just gonna send it in here
Ron oh
How do we determine what map we're playing?
Yeah, I have no idea.
I didn't say anything about that.
Yeah, we did.
Is there comp maps?
Is there like a category of comp maps?
There was maps that are in rotation for comp,
but we could just do like a.
You should only play those, no?
Yeah, but I'm saying you have to pick one.
It's not like random.
Like I have to select a map.
Normally we just do bands, but I have no idea.
We could do a band on just different maps.
I'm fine with that.
Yeah, maybe you and Ron.
I don't know about that.
Like, we're like, well, so yeah, like,
we're just hopping Ron's call real quick.
Yeah, yeah.
He has to go there.
Yo, Ron.
It's some Joe D'Arnaud.
In the general, I sent the party code if you want to join.
Also, do you want to like, we don't have any rule
on how we're doing map.
So do you want to like agree on a map
pretty want to do bands.
Uh, it's up to you.
What are you feeling?
I would have bands if you have a specific map
that you want to pick with.
Like, we could do either.
I don't really care.
OK.
Hold on.
Let me chip into the custom code.
Yeah, I don't know where my teammate is.
I don't know where Danny is.
Also, I'm sorry we're playing on Virginia servers.
Stompin's in Europe, and he has 100 ping on Virginia.
Yeah, but we have to.
He's also in Europe. Yeah, so we have to go to Virginia
All right, fine. Whatever you say
Wait, how do I put it in a party?
Yeah, my in your game. Yo, everyone put in that code. Yeah, you gotta go to general wait
I'm 70
Show the code
Wait, I'm 70
Do you want to do bands for maps or do you want to just pick one? Oh
We should probably try a matter daddy
The vibes are good
Wait, how do we wait? Where's our fifth row before we even decide to like where's our true true true?
That's a you problem, buddy
What?
No, I
Cannot be complaining about 70 pig when we have someone with a hundred and forty-four and 80 to buddy
Am I an E-Rub? Who is that?
I think that was Kingsman you're talking in-game right now around. Oh
Don't know if you need that or not
Okay, I'm on
This game
Okay, wait, so Danny's not live right now Joe
Danny's dead as I love
Hmm, I don't know I don't know what to do. We don't have an Archey is no lot Archey is also not live
I'm thinking
But this dude ladies just texted me saying I tripped on my Wi-Fi wire it's coming back now
Yo, I be jeep. Yo, Jixi
How's it going jigsail dango? Yo, um
R5 teammates not on
Danny
Who the fuck is LF kitten that's me that looking for you can I love you can
know I mean chat is he on it says he was last live six hours ago yo poppy what
Time is in England it is 11 p.m. It's 11 p.m. Yeah, it's cooked bro
Well, that's kind of that's easy that's easy
You gotta you gotta draft somebody that's ass
I have someone already bro, and he's one of my mods and he is beyond garbage
I'm talking like it is the worst player that I've ever
alright I swear on head and on anything I swear he is actually
On my mother's like is Marlin free?
Oh, not a bad show not a bad show. Marlin is gonna be the greatest player ever. Come on Marlin. Have you seen his fucking face?
I would like you to get Marlin. I think he's doing something.
I think it'd be kind of wholesome if you got one of your viewers. I'm just saying it'd be kind of wholesome.
Let me work this out. Give me a minute. Can we start game one once you figure it out?
Yes, okay, try spilling run with your both your hands of your ankles. Can you do it?
Okay, no troll Joe, I'm not kidding. I'm not lying. I have a viewer. His name is Nemo
I played I swear to God. I have five second my mods. He is the worst player I've ever encountered
I swear if we play and he's like ten in two
There's actually not even a job dead ass we played my rank so whatever my rank is
Unless you want you could choose someone if you want for me. I don't care. I'm not caring
As long as as long as they're like bronze for last Nemo, Nemo, what ring are you bro?
What rank is Nemo?
He's silver one.
Okay that's fine.
I mean.
What is silver one highest?
I think it's like the lowest.
I don't know.
You tell me.
I won't choose him.
It's the lowest.
That's fine.
Yeah you can pick him.
Nemo are you on bro?
Bro we're about to put fucking Nemo dude this is-
Yo for the dorks in my chat saying Jinxie leaked the code, we're not even in his lobby, though.
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Outlaw, bro, I'm sending you a Discord invite, send it to Nemo, bro.
Guys, uh, if my power flickers again, I'm just gonna say, that's not good.
Don't unplug it.
No, no, I'm saying this as well, Ron. If motherfucker DCs all take a time out, but if they don't return, it's an FF.
Okay, I can't know because if because if it does happen again that I can get on drawing set up
But Nemo, though, you have a rule bro. You're not allowed to speak when you're in the discord, bro
You can do this. Okay, Ron. Do you?
run
He's just not it. No, he's a nerd, bro. I'm better. Okay, Ron. Do you want to ban maps or do you want to agree on one?
Okay, let me go through the map pool real quick. Read me the maps a
Biss assent bind breeze corrode fracture Hayden icebox. What is first in sunset?
What's your favorite map? I'm not really caring what we play as long as it's like if you throw out a map
I'll just I think I think the funnest map is either a scent
In my opinion ice box I
Would do a set Haven or ice box
So chat what do we think a set okay, which one would you ban a set Haven or ice box? I?
Probably ban a scent
Okay, so I probably ban Haven so we would probably play ice box. I
kind of want to play Haven
Shout what do you think Haven Haven would become Haven would be
Both some pretty cheeky maps Haven's way probably more calm. Yeah
Iceboxes kind of
Alright, we could do I'm down for Haven if my team's down. Okay?
Let me go keep my
I
Know me and Ron agreed to do Haven does that sit right with y'all or wait wait wait?
I totally know that map a B and C map. Oh
Fuck no brown. Are you good for you? It was a haven ice box or a scent
This map a set is I don't know if you could see it you're gonna have to Google it
It has a big open middle area. The reason I said Haven if you want my strategy here is because we don't really have a great
Smokes player and there's three sites
And fucking run one
That's yeah, we're playing a two-site map. We need
Haven we could just hold we could hold regularly
Yeah, I actually like that strat. No, you're way
All right, there are a lot of Danny can't play on their team. So Ron is getting one of his mods. That's silver
Thank you called me mo
Thank you
Talking to their team, I'm not that I'm not I'm my confidence rose a little bit
How's my aim? How's my aim is my aim locked or what? I don't know if your aim's a lot. Are you asking your chat?
I'm asking you I'm asking you wanna come see me. I haven't seen your aim
Did you try the hard bots yet or no? I don't know how to do it. How do I do it?
Yo, I'm hedging a lot of bets that you guys are gonna pop off right now because I picked
Stompin I picked you I think second
Yeah, the second you pick me in Europe wait am I muted? Yeah, do you live in Europe?
Uh like part-time yeah
Oh by the way never like spray you guys want a two tap like this just shoot twice
Yeah, shoot twice when they're fucking disappearing on my screen. Why'd you tell me to put this on?
Because it's good. You're gonna have to flick them. Yeah, there's no reacting to that
What do you mean?
Wait, I did it?
I got two to score.
I didn't hit one.
Also, let me say that.
When we queue, when we ready up in queue,
hover, don't immediately lock
an agent. Like, we have to have some,
like, we can't just go four dualists in a fucking initiator.
Right? Like, we need something.
Even if we had two initiators and
fucking three dualists, that's better
than, like, no smokes and just
only people that frag.
Yeah, I think we should have someone playing like brim or something. We got to be
like, I play a breach or a sky. I'm not thinking I'm playing bro. Why is Ron face
under me? Yo, it's a fair game. They have one on a hundred pink. We're not playing
central. Stomping and Poppy literally are cannot play the game. Won't be able
play yeah we're playing we're playing virgin like we have even paying if you
look at our teams the only person that has good pain is me and I'm our worst
player probably yeah by the way guys you're not he just lied so hard bro I'm
saying like bro it's not the worst thing if I put it on if I put it on
Texas oh hell no yeah 150 and 130 bro like stop it's my second pick he's playing 160 things
Bro
It is 89 stop it is 113 poppies 102 you have 70
76 and then 3592 I don't think that's that bad. What if we did this?
I
Did I would do like oh god no dude that's still 160
How was that bad
I
What's your f.o.b. Yeah, I think it's change up
You can't change up over you
Should I have network buffering on maximum does anyone
That's just fucking spamming paragraphs
Yes, I think we should a DQ run bro
Why?
China he's China
China rig the tournament
What do you think, bro?
So how is this unfair to have Virginia?
So I'm not saying it's unfair.
I'm just saying central is more even across the whole board.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, if you look at it from an actual perspective, like change it to central right now, I'll
tell you the matchups.
Bro, that takes stomping out from even playing.
160.
But Poppy too.
Poppy's at 110.
Copy hovers 112 and 102 regardless.
Stop is at 140 on fucking Virginia and 160 on Illinois.
160 is unplayable.
Yeah, but then, but then, but then KC is unplayable.
But then can't you say, but then can't you say
it's unfair that you guys have three players under 25
when you change it to your service?
Bro, but the difference between fucking like 12 ping
and 60 ping is not as bad as like 70 and 150.
But we it's also fair though because we both have two EU players like ah because when you're already at a hundred. What is the biggest difference?
Lowkey north Virginia is pretty I think all of our pigs are pretty bad on central so I think north Virginia is probably the best player
Yes, I
Mean I'm down for whatever. I just I know that Valorant is very weird with pink. Is it not I swear it is
Yeah, I think it is players paying drops by like seven if I go central and mine spikes by 22
Yeah, but we're still not in game. Isn't it different getting my trip? It is different when you get in game. It's a little different. Yeah, I
Mean brah. I'm down to do whatever. I don't really care
I'm not I just don't want if you lose on Virginia for you to say it was a pain death
Well, there's definitely will be a pain death for sure. Yeah
There's the ping dip like that's not out of the question. Yeah, that's not out of the question
I'm not gonna say it's gonna make or break it, but it's either definitely is a thousand percent of it
Who the fuck is cause milk? No idea. I'll do Georgia. I would do Georgia
Georgia hi-fives is Georgia good. I
Don't think George is bad. Yeah, George is not a bad show
I don't think it's that bad.
I'm down for the score.
I think we had a cocoa to our school.
I didn't even know a cocoa went to our school.
Central Georgia makes your ping better and my ping slightly worse.
That's not what it is.
117 to 113.
That's what I'm saying.
If we're good for Georgia, I'm going to start the game.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got it ready up.
Let's start the job.
All right, let's go.
All right, we're doing Georgia.
It doesn't really change our ping at all.
Actually, it makes Stompens better.
That
Let's do it. I have to leave this
Yeah, you guys
Where we leave though
Top right and leave match. I didn't realize how to do it either
Leave match. Okay, cool. Leave match. I'm not sure that bet
My it's a right. Yeah. We're good
Holy shit. I'm scared chat. Oh my god. I'm actually shitting my pants. I'm actually in my pants boys
I'm not gonna let's go
I've never played a tournament on a different game
Just got it. Yeah, I'm starting ready
I'm gonna play I'm gonna play right
Y'all gonna be playing right up in the bottom. Yeah, that's fine. You know how it works
Okay, hold on. Hold on. What are you guys saying? I have six characters
What about what characters you have?
Wait if I click on them does the auto awesome. Oh my god. You auto locked yet
We need at least two initiators or a smoke and an initiator
Phoenix you can't go Phoenix sova
Sage and brimstone
I would love you on brimstone or sage and you can just wall you can like wall mid
And so we just don't even have a smoke and so you could just self heal
This works
Our game lags can we reset I think they fucked up there
No, no, no, no, no
Holy crossover
Fucking joke offs, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm level one cheeks. Yeah, my god. I got a little
fucking lobby, dude
What happened? No, but my chance because the auto picture and now they know our pics, bro. This is
Shit stuff, bro actually
We lost. We actually lost.
Joe, perhaps a chill pill?
Bro, it's not a chill pill because Ron's pitching about server ping for fucking 10 minutes.
I finally put it on Georgia for him and he goes,
restart my friend. I mis-collect. I mis-collect.
Hey, mom, what are you fucking butterfingers doing?
You eat a bag of Doritos while you're fucking playing, pal?
Just fucking lock the character.
It's okay, John. It's okay.
I'm playing, but what's going on?
I left the game.
Oh yeah, bounce. We out. We out. We out.
Yo, leave the game. I'm going to restart.
Yeah, yes, sir
You know our pisses out you're saying oh, I miss clicked bro
You still soft he's still awesome pie thing he's for lots of pie thing. He's for lots of pie thing fucking old
You guys remember what I said? AD, AD, two tap. It's like the only way you're going to kill people.
You have great aim and you're going to roll these guys.
I'm going to be honest. I don't know if their 100 ping is teleporting like me, but this shit is bad.
It might just be your internet, bro, because I'm not...
Am I in the game again? Am I in the game again?
I'm going to auto-pick Sage again.
I mean, uh...
Rim is not bad, by the way.
Let me know if you guys want to go that up.
I have the guy with the luscious hair, Sage.
Do you guys want Jett, Sova, or Sage?
No, just kill it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, how do we go back?
We have it up to the left.
Do you have Psyper on more?
Dude, no, bro, no.
No, no, that's way too much skills.
He doesn't know anything about it.
No, but Sage is an easy resin wall if you want to go that.
Yeah, yeah.
But if you think you're going to get kills on Jett,
that's not like.
I don't think he doesn't know what to do.
I'm going to go for all.
Listen, though.
Let me talk yeah, watch this listen. You just press fucking your all-button. Yeah
She's a wall. Okay, we can use that we can use that
I
Feel bad I crashed out on Ron's team, but that should piss me off. I joined he goes. Oh, I miss click on this clip
Bro, come on. I mean we're playing at like a company any valor again. You double click a character. You lock it in
valid I
I got I got our walls boys. I got our walls and this guy used a wall like if you take attack for example
Like you use the wall like the main choke so they can't get in for
So they have this bro, and it's just lame cuz it's like yeah, they see our pics and then go. Oh, no, we got a reset
Yo, we load in and they ask for restart again. I'm actually just fucking playing
Yeah, okay, there's no way to do it again. There's no way there's no way
Although I'm not loaded in yet in zero seconds. There goes
Yeah. We're defense. Cypher, Phoenix, Neon, Brimstone, and Sova. Their Neon's gonna be their best player.
Okay, so their Brimstone is also level 3, so maybe it's like we're both there.
And Poppy also has the worst tanks. On their...
Yo, Joe, are we good to play this one or not?
I don't play it on one.
Yo, buddy, hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you. Are we good to play this one or not, Joe?
What's good, brother?
I'm down to play. Yo, I'm gonna say, I'm sorry for crashing out on you guys.
It's just like, I mean, come on, you know, you double click a character and walk it in.
I think it's pretty fucking straight forward.
It's pretty straight fucking forward, you know?
Especially on my, yeah.
Stop it, I'm with you.
You're just waiting for me to speak.
I'm watching the, uh, sewer.
Yo, why are we four stacking A?
So, tell me what, I'll go with you.
I'll go with you.
We, there's three sites.
We have a site. We have a site.
They shouldn't be able to win.
Vandals good you usually want to have like a full shield ish this round
I'm watching
I
You're so much time. I want to make sure
Rolled mid Sage can just wall mid off every round and then we
I just don't have that yet though, I don't have that the wall
Yeah, I'm gonna buy it out. I bought it. Yeah, you usually you want to you want to buy abilities like that most rounds every game
I'm not gonna die, I thought I was gonna jump spot long, I don't know where you want to
go.
We're only three here though, it's not maybe, I don't know, I think we're gonna do it.
They peek C.
They're peeking.
Yeah, I can see.
They're trying to C, they're trying to C yeah.
Yeah, they're trying to help.
Oh, they're L.C.
Okay, that's fine.
Come C, T-Sport guys?
Come C.
other lc
come see t-smoke guys? come see t-smoke
i can flash a lot of them
i can wall the right, i'm gonna wall the left
i'm gonna wall the left here
wall the left
molly did it
i planted
i'm gonna flash out, i'm gonna flash out
reloading
one other
her smoke's dropping
hold on, hold on, hold on
i'm trying to get top
i'm trying, i'm trying
They can double up at them, see.
You know what would be good at this problem?
Maybe if they see you?
Yeah, and then like what you can do is just jiggle...
You can just jiggle here for long and whenever you see them just smoke it.
Literally just throw it all down the ground at 52300.
I am fucking full saving because I'm part of the team.
I'm buying... I'm buying...
You two are the only Light Armor in August.
I could buy for a nice one. I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy some like half.
Yeah, if you can, I can pull a blind axe around.
Just make sure you can pull a blind axe around.
Have like, four... like, four thousand extra.
come on
you just got a wrestler are you getting aggressive off spawner now
no no no
we're shooting for me
two c long
they're coming in on us
yeah they're co-pushing I think
yeah three c long
oh they're all on us
try this
I got stunned
funny I'm not sure
I
Have a fucking classic
You're aiming too low yo, thanks for the advice yo do this stop typing in my chat, please stop typing my chat, please stop typing my chat, please
Thank you
Buy a gun I 2000 credit you dork
I'm gonna go through uh
I'm gonna go
But they might just
I want to ult out on C
Can you insta smoke this?
Oh yeah
Do it like, you have to be next to it
No, you can make it right here
I'm gonna flash
I did
I will ult
I'm gonna ult out C
come see I think they're brushing it yeah
on that side they're going to rush I'm one all the way back but the king
they rotated they rotated they rotated you died no I
Oh my god, I'm so hurt there.
I just watched the lurk.
They're there, they're there.
Yeah, they're there, they're there.
I see him, he's on.
I'm flanking right now, flanking right now.
Okay.
He's on his feet.
I said he's in far corner on right.
I can wall the right here.
I'm gonna wall the right, I'm gonna wall the right.
You can walk up.
I
What the hell is that oh
Sorry, I think I think it's gonna be like
Everybody's figuring out the
I'm gonna close off see you again
Yeah, put it in some on me for this game
Wrong that was actually sober bro is one second about
Guy they got is by the guy that's flashing me every round bro
Not see garage
Any B? Nobody on B?
I got nobody C, I got nobody C right now
They're slow B
Man, man, man, go on B
FDB rushing B
I'm gonna B, I'm gonna B
There's no B somewhere
I'm dogging
Flash it
One in far right cubby
I'm on site
Let's see you on my dead body
Nice.
Flash him.
I'm gonna copy.
Nice. Let's go!
In the third one.
He's holding me.
He's live parking.
Left, left, left, left!
Oh shit.
Oh good.
I have to half it right?
No.
You all came out the smoke, you went into the smoke.
Joseph Bartolosy!
Oh, he's behind us!
Fuck you!
That's their silver player, did they have that by the way?
Yo, how did I mute them?
How did I mute them?
Just timing you guys.
Wait, their silver player's fat and chopped?
That's the guy that rocked.
Silver player is subbed in.
The guy he subbed in, yeah.
Wait, is your silver player your top frag, Ron?
What was that, Jeff?
I think so.
Yo, is your silver player your top frag? We had this conversation prior to playing.
Silver? Never come that he was silver, brother.
He did come that he was silver. He said he was silver one.
No, no, no. We confirmed that he was dead.
I got rid of my wall.
Nice, you're picked.
Nice job, nice job.
Nice job.
Smoke's here.
Can they play out right there?
No, I spoke to them.
They could rotate, they could rotate.
Alright, careful, be alert.
More backpacks.
What dude?
Holding angle.
Yo, can somebody check that?
Cause if he's actually not silver, I will actually ditch at them.
How are you A?
Somebody check it out.
They might go all the way to A.
Careful, they could have your angle.
Could be looking at you.
Right here to the store. Yeah. Oh my god, and BNB and BNB
He's back. We suck. We suck
And you're right. He was your right game
He's all thank you
Yeah stop the sling in the back
One enemy remaining
He was short, short, short, he was short
You got it?
How many are half, how many are half through the...
Yo if he's actually not silver I'm ending the game
It's Poppy for ATOM!
If he's not silver, I'm ending the game.
I'm dead to you.
I'm only going to end this game.
Bro, shut the fuck up.
It's a fucking game!
Like, I'm actually, bro, I'm like, about to just stop.
He perfectly needs to be out here in the corner.
Yo, I'm silver.
I'm actually silver.
I'm silver, too.
I'm getting aggro.
I'm getting aggro, man.
You have a challenge on one time.
OK, you want to challenge together?
Yeah, let's talk.
Everybody talk.
Get in the fucking face now.
I
Out of the out of the out of the
For what
We could try something together man, yeah
Let's push on me to fight. Let's fight Graf, let's fight Graf.
But then Hive I said, just get him bro!
But I'm not like, I'm not like, into ascending or anything.
Who is the guy that just got drafted?
Me?
Find the guy that just got drafted.
Who's the guy that just got drafted?
Bro, what? Who's fucking Nemo from Ron's chat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just looked at, just looked at.
I'm not a, I'm here.
Going left side? Going left side there?
I
Know that's not their silver player that's
I just thought you were the fucking silver player that Ron said drafted from his team
Okay, no, it's lucky guys
Jesus Christ, and then they just fucking run my entire time like they're never serious in their entire fucking life
For that
You guys are pushing up and dying intense
You guys got this game is so slow pace
sit back and do nothing
like you're just rushing and dying
fighting the spark
last player standing
I'm out of this.
Make sure to follow my pack in. They'll lead us right to the enemy.
Okay. Hold at angle. This game is all about angle. It's like as slow as rain.
Like a liar, they have too many people that know how to use it so well. You get fucked.
You said say it.
Yeah, I know. They're definitely using you till like very heavily. But I'm saying like we're holding like here.
Like why are we holding here and here? Like we got it. Like we're on defense.
Yeah, I'm gonna hold here. I'll play slow. I can I can ult out and then I'll walk because I think they're rushing a every time
Cuz they keep getting a pick I
Got see you like tomorrow's people maybe are they starting to you that don't see yeah, they're coming to you now
He's wall begging me through walls. I'm so dead my boys
I didn't see it I didn't see it I think I'm gonna mess up I'm gonna mess up there so
I didn't see it
I didn't know of all the Raitas at all
Spike planted
Back out
Come on in
Oh I'm blinded
Oh I'm second to my life
Cypher's on your street
I'm back and you're on far land
Who did you smoke?
I'm flashing out
I'm on your street
He's far right he's far right yeah
I'm on your street
All right, yeah
Oh good run, I think I get that yeah, you got it. I think you do really gotta
Dude if we could get four eight, I genuinely think we could fuck
Oh, what are they throwing our sights though that shit is
Though an advanced UAV online
Sova's basically just a sova is what Ron playing because he's fucking terrible. He's just fucking doing scans for
He's making he's making so they know where you are you guys got that on attack if you guys got that on attack
This is the place we don't have scans that's the character that
fully by fully by fully by so I said oh they're pushing see that was you see
your hard rush hard rush hard again they're tracking they're tracking again
tracking class
this is two feet from a mile away from your heart they're gonna fend well flashing out
I broke their cypher chip so they think I'm flank right now they're gonna push
back let me go back they're rotating
I thought, oh, where you going?
I'm just running, I'm going to run away
Are they faking?
They're there, they're there, they're there
Okay
Do you have a planning?
I'm planning
I'm gonna get them, I'm gonna get them
Squishy, I'm gonna shoot, you can peek, maybe
Can you peek now?
I'm molded
It's like...
Careful
I missed
He's under, he's under, he's under
I'm short, I'm short.
One enemy remaining.
Or less.
Flash!
That's for the vibes!
Yo, that's actually dork shit talking mid-round, you chuck a fuck up.
Okay, my bad. I didn't know it was a rule. I didn't know it was a rule.
My bad, good job by the rosy.
Okay, well, from now on I won't do it. Thank you, job by the rosy.
Yeah
Who the fuck is that guy
I'm too cursed so good. Okay, it's not your first time
What's around what's around just go away just go away stop if you buy two smokes can you smoke like here and
Are you bum-rushing or are we slow-walking I'm gonna get the contact on that. Just slow-watch the place here. All right, let's slow-walk
I pinged on this tower and then this CT in town.
Right now?
Yeah, yeah, just do it.
Oh, you want to sprint?
Yeah, just do it now.
One short.
I'm flashing the left here.
Sprint, do you want a Sprint?
Yeah, just do it now.
Got a Sprint.
One short.
I'm walking.
I'm blushing the left here.
I'm all right out, good one.
Behind me.
Fight down, A.
Dude, they just have super player, bro.
It's half a super player bro. It's off 20
Super stop of doom, bro. Shoulda planted the whole team in there again
They in the rotate it
You want to rush be guys
Jesus
But if you wall we can't run through it yeah, I'll wall the right wall the right you can just play
You can plant, you can plant.
I'm planting, I'm planting, I'm planting.
They're all there, Prima.
They're decreasing.
Yeah.
I'm fucking trapped!
I
Sane bro, what over til it's over guys
Yeah, the vibes are very low right now
They are low could begin our asses
Fuck. That's okay.
Just shot him in. Just shot him in.
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck down, bitch.
Take off that.
Give me more, mate. More on the right.
I'm on the right. I'm on the right.
I'm on the right.
I'm on the right. I'm on the right.
I'm on the right. You're lovin' me.
I'm on the right. I'm on the right.
Oh
Yeah, these guys are winning the tournament I
Don't know about winning the tournament
I didn't know who the teams were
I played against him and I saw people run it was like it's in here and I'm like oh Jesus Christ
This is like way smarter than to see a attorney. I
Will say this I do think the flaw of the draft here is that like people are being added
I don't I people are getting added and I don't know how I don't know the rank of anybody
Ask me ask me if you if you know how good they are. I'm like bro
I I'm just getting info off of like I just see names
I see
Like ladies the mortally added these late and that was like third rounders
I want to do this I first month ago
Max let's do
The garage, right? Yeah
You have four bullets.
Nice shot.
I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro.
I see you buddy, you're there.
I'm sorry, you get the keys to eat.
Heal 6 this round, Squishy.
Let's just bait, let's just bait.
Do you want to just slow walk? Like, don't even walk, just wait?
I think we just bait them, just wait for them to swing this door.
They're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, I think.
Alright, I'm gonna sit like...
See, I'm just gonna not peek it at all.
Yeah, hold it, hold it.
I
Have one all point I get my all I can fucking go for
Moving in moving in
He's one. Yo, shoot!
Anybody wanna roll mid with me?
Can you resp?
Yeah, I'm coming for you.
Come back if you can.
I'm in a good spot.
Yeah, I'll try to res him.
He's a wall though. I'm gonna get fried.
Oh my god. Please pick it.
Behind, behind.
What the fuck happened?
Holy shit.
fuck them later
Defenders win
Hey GG guys
GG guys
It's not a fester 3 right?
No
I hope you get to watch that
We're out
Wow
Unlucky man
Their team was good
I'm about to go jump into their call
Alright
Alright guys
My discord is fucking lagged out
out the hell it was it was fun guys this one yeah I'm like yeah sorry we didn't do it
no dude not your photo no it's alright it's alright
yo gg's Ron hey hey gg's man gg's gg's bro good game Joe great game great game
hope you win it all brother thank you bro thank you you know sorry I was on a bit of a deck man
And I just think it's like, you know, common knowledge not to like talk in that one.
I agree that.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah.
And you're trying to listen to comms and you go, yeah.
And you just have to get noises.
Well, I apologize that I said I was going to do it moving forward, Joe.
There's like, and then, and then when we start the game, bro, like Ron and I
know like Ron picked a team that's just like trolling and shit.
And it's like fun to just like rage bait, but it's like, bro,
there's a level of rage baiting and then just being an asshole where it's
like, bro, I'm going.
Did you draft a silver teamie and we're just going he's a send it one. He's a send it one. It's like
Well, I'm confused. What are you what are you saying that we were saying that was bad the whole time
I was saying then we most why did he kept talking?
No, because I didn't have the right mind if you go to my vodos talking in game chat and not party chat
I was talking the whole time and they told me midway that I was talking game chat
But I literally, when I did fix it, I said, and I quote, I said,
Laze is the fatten chop, right?
No offense, that's his name.
I said that he was ascendant, borderline diamond,
because he's a Senate 1-0 or something.
I'm not, I'm not pressed about that.
I was just saying what I asked, YBG did unmute and why.
No, no, I said, you said their top frag is a silver.
Laze was the top frag.
We've been said he was ascending.
Yeah, okay, but I didn't know who it was.
So I asked and I just got aired and then other people broke.
Yeah.
And then my whole chat just saying just you suck a dick.
I'm a sore loser.
I am a sore loser.
No, no, you're not a sore loser.
I am a sore loser.
No, no, no, no.
I am a sore loser.
But Joe, we got white looking at Chad.
If I look at Chad, it's like, if I look at Chad, bro,
I'm going to see my social security number, bro.
It's like, yeah.
All right, bro.
Well, you know, I'm not trying to be turbo negative.
Good luck to you and your team, bro.
I'm dipping, dude.
Thank you.
I'm in my stream.
Are you playing at that rate?
No, he ain't gettin' that fuckin' raid.
All right, I'm on next stream.
I'ma know what his fuck.
I don't know who he raid, but I'm done.
That shit just pissed me off.
I have a whole community that just wants me dead.
Like, what did we play?
That was so wrong.
I'm so confused.
Everything was like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Bro, they're acting like I'm like over exaggerating.
Like, see, they're just the stupid shit, bro.
Like, I don't know, like, I'm gonna just stop doing these fucking turnings, bro, because it's like, some second, like, like, I get mad and motherfuckers like, oh, what's the problem?
What's the problem? Why are you so fucking pressed? It's like, goddamn, bro. Jesus Christ. Like, what am I exaggerating?
What am I exaggerating? It's, I was annoyed when they unmuted while it's mid-round.
That stickhead shit doesn't matter if it's a rule, kind of common sense.
sense. Outside of that, I'm just going, hey, like, is your top
frag, like, actually silver? And they go, no, he's ascending.
Clearly, I'm misinterpreting that your top frag is Nemo, right?
So you go, oh, that's, that's Laze. Just say that. What?
Like, I, like, obviously, when I ask that question, I go, oh,
your top frag is not silver. You know what I'm asking, right?
Like, that's all it is. That's all I'm saying. Hey,
You're top frag silver. No, he's descendant. Oh
Maybe with more than a very surface level interpretation
You're going oh, he's talking about Nemo Nemo's not our top right
I didn't know because everybody's usernames fat and chopped
fucking
Muncher 45 like we just have random ass usernames. So I don't know who anyone is
So I'm just going hey like, you know, it ain't that deep. It's not that deep, bro
This is the thing. I've been a sore loser since I was five. I would cry
Why are you a tomato bitch? Shut the fuck up? You know life loser. You know life loser shut up shut up
Here's the thing. I would cry when I was five when I would lose uno
I would cry when I'd lose a game of memory. I'm a sore loser. I hate losing it pisses me off
I have a high cortisol spike when I'm losing
Vibes are real low. So some other shit that pisses me off
Immediately gets me going. That's how it works. Like that's all it is
I'm not mad at Ron in the sense of like they wiped us. I was just like, bro
We're losing we're getting pub stomped. I ask a question and now we're just rage baiting like oh
Like just fucking answer my question. That's all I was saying. Obviously you didn't have a game chat working
That's fine. I'm not mad at Ron bro. I'm not mad at YBG, but it's just like bro
There's a level of like you could tell I'm pissed off just answer my question like
Just answer my question right like it's isn't really worth the clip to just be annoying like I guess it is but
Skeddy thinking of the three
Say the same thing you did gasoline just rage made it
but that's what I'm saying like I understand I rage me people people rage bait me and that's a big part of the content like when
We hop in a call and motherfuckers tell me the moon landing is fake.
Obviously they're rage baiting me.
It is content to rage bait Job art.
That is the goal of a lot of these group calls is to rage bait me.
But it's like, bro, I'm asking a real ass question and I'm just getting
wrong answers five times in a row.
It's just annoying.
We would have lost either way.
I get that.
I drafted a bad team.
I also didn't do great myself.
I didn't know that Skype and fucking stompin were level three.
and stomp into my second pick and he's a hundred and fucking twelve thing.
You know, I drafted bad. I thought I drafted great. I was confident as hell. I lock in.
Everybody goes, oh, I just downloaded the game. Oh, well, I guess I'll go fist myself.
The only thing I ask is future attorneys have time played in game and rank.
Time played in game and rank because otherwise I'm going, oh, they've probably played Valorant.
Nope. Never. Never played that. What? So my second pick has never played the game. And
motherfuckers are going, hey Joe, T-Fu's, I was about to draft T-Fu's second pick.
And motherfuckers are going, oh, T-Fu hasn't played. T-Fu hasn't played in years. Pick stomping.
What? What?
And then motherfuckers getting at me and you're like, oh, your team's ass. I'm literally,
Bro just up next time. I'm not even looking at my chat. I'm gonna just draft the team. I want to draft
That's what I'm gonna do right for the stuff. I love stondin. I love to play it's not to play
I love stondin. I love Skype, but it's like goddamn bro. I didn't know they never played
never played
Like and then a bro, and then we were just getting walked
Oh, oh
So, I just got upset, bro. That's all it is. I'm not mad at YBG, bro. I think he's a fucking funny guy.
Obviously, he was trying to rage-bait me, but it's like, I'm not pissed at him.
It's just, in the moment when we're in a game, I'm gonna get mad as fuck.
And it's like, if I have a dead-ass question, just answer it! Just answer the question!
That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I'm not mad at him.
I don't try to start streamer beefs. I'm not gonna be pissed at motherfuckers.
I also get mad in the moment, and then I'm not gonna really care fucking 10 minutes for now.
for now, all you denedible get high and I'm not gonna give a shit.
But in the moment, I am a sore fucking loser, dude.
I hate losing. I hate losing.
Losing to me is the worst thing ever.
Genuinely. It could be a board game, there could be no money on the line.
No money on the line. I don't care, I'm gonna play that bitch like it's my Super Bowl.
And the second it's 8-2, tomato face.
Oh.
I feel bad that I yelled at YBG.
I feel bad that I hopped in the call off rip.
I think the vibes were just bad.
When I launched in and they were like, we got to restart.
I was like, oh.
And then I get in and I was just a dick
and I feel like an ass.
But it's like, you know, then they rage bait me.
Maybe it's deserved.
That's all right.
Whatever.
Ryan for the sub.
Good luck to them.
I hope they win.
Aiden, Ryan, Jay, Revenant, Hanky, and Walter for the sub.
I'm ending stream now.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'll post on the main in the gaming.
I'll be live tomorrow.
Like what?
One EST.
We're going to be doing.
I'm not watching that, Mr. B. Shit.
We'll do a recap of that.
I'll do React.
Or we're going to do the EST review
and do the Wii-Fees React.
Monday, CS, a case where nobody can CS with Killdozer,
random shit after MC Vid later.
So I'll be shorter streamed Tuesday, not live.
Wednesday, Horror Games, also Content King.
Thursday, not live.
Friday, Chess Tournament, which I'm probably
going to suck dick at.
Into tierless Saturday, early CS with JoJo and Reacts.
Maybe tierless shit.
And then we have a 988 Suicide Hotline slash Crisis
Line charity stream of the 13th.
And then we're going to do another charity stream.
I don't know what for yet, but probably like May 5th or so.
But yeah, let's call that there.
Who do we want to raid?
I don't know who we should raid.
Kingsman?
I don't know if Kingsman is still streaming.
their
season
Where's young bass gal?
Oh, ma squeezey, ma squeezeyelly
Squishy girl
Joooo groleg
JOOO! JOOO! JOOO!
Oh, RAID ME!
Sorry I'm sorry
Oh, RAID me!
JOO! Oh, I'm sorry
JOOO, I'm sorry
Fuck me
Alright, we'll Vadim
them. We'll write them. Why is he cheering all happy and shit? All right, chat. We're
going to call that there. Good luck to them as attorney, though. But I will catch you
all tomorrow. One EST at the review. Peace.