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Oh

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Everybody

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How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday everybody chat it is a fucking

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React day today. We are live a little bit early today

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And we are rep a react day for the entirety of today. We haven't done a react day in over a week

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It's been a bit.

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So the next upcoming React days are just

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going to be straight up React days,

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because it's just been mixtures of React slash tournaments

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or Etsy reviews or some other shit.

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So we've got a lot of videos we're

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going to be watching today, as well as Friday

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for the next React day.

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Why is then they giving it the 10 gifted subs?

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Chad, here's the schedule.

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Today's going to be a full React day.

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I'll be sharing the videos that we're

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going to watch in a minute here.

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Tomorrow is the 988 awareness slash charity challenge.

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We're going to be live like three to eight EST.

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We're going to be streaming a bunch of games playing support,

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including Marvel Rivals, Valorant,

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fucking maybe CS, Arc Raiders,

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who knows, Rocket League, stuff like that.

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Just kind of trying to play support the entire time.

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Tuesday, I'm not live.

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Wednesday is going to be random horror games

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into Retro Rewind.

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Thursday not live.

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Friday is going to be reacts and Saturday random games as well as content king next Sunday reacts and then next Monday

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Is going to be 420. We're going to be doing the weed mystery box review as well as the

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mystery snack box review that pop snacks sent me

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Geo guess her tournament the 24th and then outside of that. We just have a bunch of random regular streams

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Leading up to like the next charity stream probably like May 4th or 5th

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And then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th of May filming a video with Jack

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But then we'll be back running out stream

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So we got a lot of content planned also if you have any of these a lot of skips into play

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But he is such a good such job. How's your all Sunday?

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Sorry, how to get that intro out of way exhibition point schedule if you want to know the stream schedule as well

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Open cases hell no

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So yesterday, I opened like $600 in cases and lost everything.

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So no, I think all time I'm not like two down,

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just because I've had some hits.

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But I'm not opening cases for a bit.

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I've been opening too many fucking cases, man.

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Seriously.

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Gunner, Edie, Connor, Ethan, and Derek for the sub.

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FyD and Cloudy, thank you for the sub.

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Reed, Troy and Dewey for the sub.

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Hold up.

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Reed taking the three, talking about baby chart viewers' jobs

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for a video yesterday.

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I'm not actually going to do that.

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I'm a debate judge at Barista.

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I'd love to see you do either.

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I would say it would be cool to do that.

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There's no real world where I would be able to do that.

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Tyle taking the sub.

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To be able to get permission, to get hired for a day,

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actual places of work that my viewers work at,

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it's just.

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Yaz and WWE for the sub.

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Tyle, Maddie and Rusty for the sub.

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Potato, better for the sub.

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Noob, Zach, my I'll think.

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Why does that think of it as a 10 gift?

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It's EBB, LPV, Sus, Potato, and AF think of it as a sub.

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Oni, Suur, Nas, IK, Gunner, and ED for the sub.

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Check.

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Run down to the videos that we have today.

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Starting out, one that people have spam requested.

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Max video, I convinced a stranger to rob a bank.

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I don't know if this is actually real or not,

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but it seems like it is.

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I don't know.

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video we're gonna be starting out with that a lot of people want me to watch this video though

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then we have a video of how the masters really works which is like one of the biggest golf

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tournaments in the world or the biggest golf tournament uh history's most ridiculous jobs

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that no longer exist ancient humans were stoners archaeology proves it in a scientist's view

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of war but if uh philosophical end to the uh fucking videos that we have today maybe one

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more if we have time we still have that me canyon video we gotta watch we get a lot of

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Fucking shit. We got to watch

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But that's what I have lined up for today not playing AV assembly again. No, thank you Atticus

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They give it a thousand, but he's not playing that game again many think of the five gift

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It's even fire for the sub and again if you have any of these you have a lot of skips in the play video

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So I give such that BN and I am for the sub talk of the sub astra thinking before

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What somebody told you I lost my job good news. I got another job. That pays much better. Congrats

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I'm glad you got a better job Bob her and I came to the sub baby you jet thank you for the sub sewer

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I can't black think of the subs on for the sub all right chat. That's the schedule outside of that I

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Don't know there's probably some other big game drops soon. What's coming out soon? I

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Know directive 80 20 comes out in early May. We'll be playing that then

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007 drops in May shift at midnight drops in May

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Nothing really else for April. I mean outside of like smaller games that were obviously playing oh final sentence just dropped

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We're gonna have to play that as well. Maybe that's a maybe that's a Wednesday game potentially

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Well, you didn't react to the whole stream yep, eb, sorry, I've said that like four times. I'm not trying to get a note

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That's the patient with schedule. It's a full react a exclamation with schedule

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Full react day some not a cutiel maybe not today. I will be games also not out notice

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Uh, you say Nebraska, whatever you say, a random state, do you think it's because it's close to New Jersey alphabetically?

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No, another random state I say all the time is Idaho or Iowa or Wisconsin.

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Uh, very forgettable states.

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Um, what's another forgettable state?

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I try to think of like random, oh, Minnesota. No, Minnesota's pretty known.

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I would say the most forgettable states are the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, nobody's talking

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about Kansas, bro, Arkansas, yeah, Arkansas for sure, Alabama, Mississippi get a lot of

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jokes on them and Mississippi's like Tom Sawyer type shit, so Indiana, Indiana in

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in between Ohio, Illinois.

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I'm looking at a state map right now.

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Other forgettable states.

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New Hampshire.

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Yeah.

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New Hampshire.

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There's one.

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That's a pocket pick.

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Nobody talks about fucking New Hampshire.

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The hell they got going on over there?

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Nothing.

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Lynn, take it with a sub.

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Fond Bird, Rahu, Klax, Kirby, no, Finn, Lil,

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and Bag of the Sub.

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Lex, take it with a three.

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Anthony, enough of the sub.

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Lynn and Hoffman, sub G, well, take it with a three.

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Chat.

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No pre-stream gap, let's hop right in to the videos.

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Then I'll think of a sub.

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I convinced a stranger to rob a bank, lock in.

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Also, I'm saying it right now,

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react days, full react days,

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tend to have the worst chatters.

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I'm not trying to put shit into existence,

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but if this ends up being a sub-only stream,

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it ends up being a sub-only stream.

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I'm sorry to say it.

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Chatters that aren't subs on non-sub-only days

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have like an 80% chance of being an ass hat.

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So a lot of the time it tends to be

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sub only most of React days.

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I'm not trying to be annoying, it's just

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when it's a React day, people spam or request me

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to do other shit, they're asking questions

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that are off topic, they're being annoying,

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they're spamming, they're saying slurs, stuff like that.

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I don't know why more than any other regular day,

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I think it's because they have the IQ of a peanut

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and they don't wanna be here

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during like a fucking gaming day,

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so they just wanna be annoying during React days

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because it's very stimulating.

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But yeah, let's lock in.

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Molly and Kool for the sub,

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listen, D-Curve for the sub,

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Loving and Logang,

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K-Curve for the sub, Y-A-K-Curve for the sub.

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I'll take it out of sub only right now.

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If it gets bad, I'm just gonna silently throw it in.

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And what I ask is if you are a sub

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and I throw it into sub only and you notice,

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please do not just spam W sub only mode,

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because that further induces the problem of spam.

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I put it into sub only mode to stop spam

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and annoying chatters.

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And then when I put it into sub only to prevent that

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and then the wall of chat just becomes W subs.

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It's the same exact problem.

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The problem's not fixed.

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It's now just diverted to people

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that currently were not annoying and now are.

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So let's lock in.

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Thank you.

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Sorry, I hate having to do that spiel, but I don't like it.

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It's like every react day I got a fucking rant about it

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for five minutes, just get it out of the way.

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I convinced a stranger to rob a bank.

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Tap in.

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This stranger thinks we're about to rob a real bank.

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I

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Gonna be real here you guys suggested me this video like I don't know a thousand times and

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I was not gonna watch it until it just kept getting spammed suggested which made me think that it was more real

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but currently

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Zero part of me thinks this guy's actually thinking they're gonna rob a bank

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Like, he thinks he has a real gun in his hand and he's walking into a bank he believes

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he's going to rob and steal money from.

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That is like a 20 year prison sentence crime.

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And the entire time they're planning it on camera, I mean get the fuck out of here.

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And you don't know who Mack from Mr. Beast is?

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Like...

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No!

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Open the lock!

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These people are all actors!

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Open the lock!

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This bank is a secret film set and I even shut down this entire film set!

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This entire town, just to convince him, all of this is real.

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How much crime?

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Will he commit for money?

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Shoo, shoo, shoo!

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OK, this is like fully fake now.

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I'm not like, I don't want to just like tap out,

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but like, yo, there is a camera zooming in a close-up

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on his face.

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Let's find out.

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We'll give it a try.

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if the Adam Ravi Adam Ravi 26 years old male no

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credible record we're in a bass bro shops at where do we find this guy how do you

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soft launch to a stranger that you want help robbing a bank what do you typically

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say to them you you need a guy at a 711 you're like no I got an offer for you

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There's ever a time where you were gonna back out, it would be now.

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I'm not taking a guy in a turtleneck seriously.

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That's another side thing.

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Mack, we gotta really work on our approach.

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If you're trying to get me to agree to rob a bank, you can't be talking to me in a

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turtleneck.

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I'm not taking any guy in a turtleneck seriously.

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Now's that time.

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My mom used to make me go to picture day in school with a turtleneck.

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like first grade to like sixth grade or like fifth grade. I remember every every

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time I would go to I would go to picture day with a turtleneck and I was like this

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looks stupid. Weeks of careful manipulation have brought us here. You

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already told me you need money. I can change that. But the trick I used. I made

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you cross over the effect. We have a quick word. To convince this crone man he'd be

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robbing a real bank.

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I'm in

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Might change the way you see me forever. I told Adam that in order to rob the bank

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We needed to know when the next gold delivery was

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It's the next gold delivery now. We're even getting more outlandish

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Not only are you think you're gonna rob a bank you're gonna steal bricks of gold

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You know how much a fucking a brick of gold weighs. It's like fucking 40 pounds

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You're gonna run out with two in your hands? You're not gonna put that shit in a duffel bag?

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We need to put a tracking device on the road. This is literally a Lester plan GTA heist actually somebody just said that in chat

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This is a GTA heist

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Whatever we're doing. All right first mission. We got a sort of tracker on this car

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Keep following that truck

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I'll kill you

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Just to convince Adam

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Bro, this is like when chatters recommend SNL videos, bro, like I'm starting to

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Yo, bro, I'm not yo, I like I'm not trying I I'm fine for the cinematography of it

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But why are we like full panning in this like I'm convincing him. There's a fucking there's a camera

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Attached to the windshield. Oh my god, let it play. How am I supposed to let it play a chat?

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I know it's fake, but it's like they're acting like it's not

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What fucking dude if you're walking up to a a fucking armored car

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That's supposed to be transporting money and they see your ass get on the get on top of your car and try to put a tracker under it

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They're gonna fucking kill you

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They explain it know what you're telling me that he thinks this is real

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Real truly he thinks this is real.

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Oh, it's closer to Canada!

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Being hesitant, I'm being too hesitant.

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closer to Canada!

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I'm definitely throwing Adam in head first with this one.

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Come on!

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Well, he's handling it alright, I think.

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I think.

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Caution!

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Yeah, if they hit a bump and Mack flew off,

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he would actually just die.

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I know he has a harness on right now, but.

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I don't know whenever they film these videos part of me too is like damn brother going

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fast and they're playing like

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Like a gear shifting bro at most they're going 25 miles an hour

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Like this is still crazy, but like it's the way that they're filming it like he's not gassing the car

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We got it! We got it! It's just a box with an LED. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why are we not

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wearing masks?

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Technically, Adam has already committed his first crime, campering with an armored vehicle.

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It's about five years in federal prison, and he's about to add ten more trying to burn the evidence

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Hopefully it doesn't try to burn the evidence bro. Why do we not have like what we now have masks see the massive fire truck?

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I have hiding from him because

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Safety first

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Doing right. Yeah. Yeah, we did it everything. We set up the do we did we're good

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The tracker is gonna tell us when the delivery is now. There's gotta go in there and take

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Why yo if I'm robbing a bank bro, I'm putting an Apple air tag on that fucker

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Why are we putting some big-ass blinking like walkie-talkie machine?

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I'm putting like a little a little white circle right under the hood right on the tire

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The trackers gonna tell us when the delivery is now. It's gonna go in there and take me

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They're tagged would die. Yeah, good job. I hook it up to a fucking portable charger. I don't know good job

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Why are you trying to fly? Why are you trying to fuck on my plane? How do you know that ain't gonna work?

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Thanks. Yeah, I'm proud of you. Oh

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All right, let's get out here now we see how well Adam remembers the plan because this is the last time I'm saying it

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This is a you and me submission remember this things use a blank round chat

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I can't get into this for 30 minutes for me knowing this is fake the entire time and then randomly when they actually get to the

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bank they like unveil it and they're like surprise and he's gonna fake going

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what what what you mean it's not fake bro is this guy a dumbass this has to be

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the dumbest guy of all time if this is not fake this guy's a jerk off right this guy has an IQ of 40

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like there's no way that he dude they're like we have a gta heist board up we have red wires with

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thumbtacks of like png's of police cars on the wall what are what is that plant like what are we

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getting out of that. It's just like a waste. I'd be like, wow, this is totally, this looks

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like a totally legit fucking thing. This looks like straight out of a fucking cop show.

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Sounds not bullets, but it'll look pretty convincing.

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And that's all we're going to need. Because again, this is not run on violence. It's run on

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intimidation. Yeah, they couldn't chat. They could not do this with real stakes,

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Because if he truly thought it was real, even if Mac's like, I'm providing you the gun blah blah blah, and Mac looks at the camera and he goes, they're blanks, don't worry.

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What if this guy just brings a gun of his own and fucking shoots an actor, right? You can't do that.

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Like, you can't actually convince someone that they're robbing a bank.

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That's not, and then making a new YouTube video, like...

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I hear you, man. I hear you. It's just...

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Yes, you can. No, you can't. Who are you convincing that you could...

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Bro, who are you convincing? A crackhead? Like, I don't understand what you're saying.

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You actually believe that you could go and walk up to a person on the side of the road

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and convince them to rob a bank, film the entire thing,

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and then at the last minute go, ta-da!

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I'll just say it all right here. It's it's still

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I'll watch it

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You look like a crazy or something it is crazy. What's not crazy. No, it's not crazy at all

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What am I told you this whole time?

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trusty

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You trust me

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Look at me. My name's Mack. Do you trust me? I wouldn't lie to you. What is it? You see the thumbtacks and the red wire? You think this looks like a fucking fake robbery? What do you think? What do you think we're not gonna actually rob a fucking bank right now? You think we're gonna get caught? Dude, you see that we got that thumbtack on that PNG 720p photo of that fucking car that I just printed out at the local library?

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Come on.

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Yes.

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Because the second you don't believe what I'm telling you now,

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this whole thing goes out the window.

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You're going to get scared.

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I don't need any of that.

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Okay.

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Do you feel good about it?

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Yes.

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I think it's good.

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You think it's good?

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I think it's good.

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All right, let's do this.

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All right!

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Everybody, get on the ground!

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But if Adam's gonna believe this is real,

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it needs to be perfect.

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And perfect takes practice.

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Let's do this! Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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Let's do this!

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That was good. Did you actually get scared by the other word?

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Just acting.

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You need to get an Oscar.

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Creating the feeling of realism requires hundreds of hidden components to work flawless.

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We are shooting a gun, even though there's no bullets, it's still very loud.

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So everyone has hidden ear protection. You gotta get that thing in there more.

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And that takes days of set dressing, rehearsals, and of course, permission from the cops.

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Psst, my friend Adam.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yeah, that's...

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That's...

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So like we want to rob a bank, but not really, okay?

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Am I allowed to do that? Like...

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No idea what's going on here.

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The world this guy's going to be living in isn't real.

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But a burning question still remains. How? How does Adam think this absurdity is all real?

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Well, there's a small detail I left out.

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I'm looking for you, guys.

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Alright, guys. Just...

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What?!

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This is he thinks he's working for the FBI he thinks he thinks he's working for the FBI

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and Mac and he's so he's not he doesn't actually think he doesn't want to rob a bank he thinks

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he's working for the FBI and working with Max to plan this out there is this is more

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outlandish than it was prior. This is worse. This is... How much longer do I got to do this?

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I need as much information as possible.

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See, behind my back, Adam's been secretly talking to these two guys, who Adam thinks are none other

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than the FBI. To start recording, hold it up. We're gonna be able to talk to you

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And he's been doing so since he met them six weeks ago completely oblivious to the fact that they're only actors excuse me

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Are you and maybe that I've carefully rehearsed a script with hundreds of times. I'm special agent Ross. This is agent Lang

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We're with the it with the FBI. I'm agent Ross

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This is a young landing board with the FBI. Can we have a quick word?

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I'm not sure.

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But there's one final thing you

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should know about that.

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Are you familiar with Mack

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Hopkins?

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Yeah, I know.

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You're the little buddy.

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We have been tracking.

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Bro, so this is, we're

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convincing this guy that his

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high school friend Mack, who

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who does YouTube is really robbing a bank maybe for content? Is that like, hey

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we're the FBI your buddy Mack is actually gonna rob a bank for a YouTube video?

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Some very suspicious behavior. When was the last time he spoke with me? I mean, five years ago, man.

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No man, he went off the rails after he broke the cookie in the Mr. Beast video twice in a row.

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I don't know man after he lost fucking eight hundred thousand dollars twice

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I think he really wanted to get his get back some would say

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This guy it's your friend

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Do you know him?

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This would be like me doing this with Chris

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like me trying to get fake FBI people to be like Joe's gonna rob a bank you need a

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you and he's gonna try to get you in on it just like a little sketchy or something

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we think he's gonna rob a bank based on all of the planning that we've

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watched him do over the especially over the past couple of months we've also

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learn that he's psychotic enough to be filming himself for some sick and twisted YouTube video.

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So heads up, when you meet him there's gonna be cameras everywhere.

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Wait, what do you mean me? You know this might be a lot for you, but we're we're essentially asking

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if you- Oh Joe, they explained it, obviously. Oh that's so small proof now.

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I

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Do I'd be like number one prove you're an FB you flashing a badge to me is not me believing that you're an FBI agent I

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Get approached outside of a fucking Wendy's and by you walk up to me and go your friend max gonna rob a bank

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I'm a part of the FBI

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Names, names sergeant Robinson, gotta believe me.

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I'd go, you just showed me a fucking paper badge and a wallet.

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Give me like more than that, you know.

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Let's go down to the headquarters.

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I don't know, the local station.

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Have a cop, back check your ass.

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We'll be able to go undercover for us.

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Now that sounds like, that sounds like a lot.

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It does.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but what we're really asking is just send him a text message, re-establish a friendship with him, and see what you can get to know.

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So, yeah, this-

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What, just text back and say, hey, any robberies coming up, man? How you been? How's the YouTube game going?

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Whole short on cash, maybe thinking about getting a quick fix?

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Simulation isn't convincing Adam to me.

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I'm also just not doing, Chad, if you say the real FDI approaches, even they're like,

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we need you to do this, are you not asking for a metric ass load of money?

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I'm going, you guys work for the government.

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You have literally infinite money.

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Give me money.

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One million at least.

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Yes, you're involving yourself in a potential bank robbery.

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I'm going, give me $5 million more.

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And Crimin, it's convincing him that I am, and despite our friendship, he's gotta bring

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me in.

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While I act like I have no idea.

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Oh my god Max, you gotta get into the character bro, invite him into your house, do a line

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of coke off the fucking toilet top, some shit like that, you gotta have a conversation,

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and make him believe.

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Like you see, oh wait, this guy actually has some problems, maybe this isn't for

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Fucking YouTube video, you know do some crazy shit, you know, it's not actually cocaine. Maybe you do like sugar or some shit

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I don't know that's like safe inhale, but

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I can reach out to him and like I guess see what's up

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But this is especially important if you know if you care about him who knows there might be an opportunity here to get him out of this

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I'd have it would be like too hard to like take back out where we left off. I mean, we're pretty good friends before

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Let's take a something crazy. Let's something crazy thing you can do. I mean

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I don't know, I mean...

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I don't know, maybe rob a bank?

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Are you getting that? Are you getting that?

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I'm leaning into the wire.

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Are these like rocks? I don't know.

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Hey Adam, that's...

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That's way too obvious.

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That's not bad.

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I

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Rob is like I do I never understand when people rob like

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most almost all places I

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Think the only thing that does make sense to Rob is like a central bank

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Because if you rob a

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Store like you know when you see dude, it's like every week somebody robs like a liquor store

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I'm like, bro, you're getting, what, $400?

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Maybe crypto?

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Well, that's like more hacking than anything.

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But like, yeah, motherfuckers rob a pawn shop.

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Ugh.

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What are you getting out of that?

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Maybe the gold in the back or some shit?

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Jewelry store?

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That makes sense.

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Yeah.

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You know, you rob a jewelry store.

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You rob places with like valuable items.

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Or even like, dude, people that rob local banks.

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How much money does a local bank have an actual spendable cash?

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40k tops like most banks have no money like I'm not saying like 50k is no money

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But 50k to rob a bank is nothing. Yeah, or ATMs

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You see fucking you see those CCTV footage of three guys in fucking balaclavas

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Pull up to the front of a 7-Eleven and and rip an ATM out of the fucking ground

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What's in there? $4,000? Like, what are we fucking getting out of that? Now you're gonna load it on your car. It weighs like a thousand pounds.

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And you're gonna drive it away? Like, I don't understand. Like, no planning. It's just like, oh yeah, let's just hook a cable up to it and rip it.

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Weeks until robbery.

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What are we planning what is the robbery what are we blowing up for the for this robbery

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you go well we're gonna have to blow up a school bus first just to test see

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whether or not our guns are working just all the stuff that was the car bro

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they didn't blow up the car like that they set the car on fire tough no just

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like kind of keep it down on the download you know what I mean yeah that's

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the L of the download don't talk about it like me and you type stuff you know

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what I mean for sure yeah I can't wait to if I made this a new YouTube video

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all the comments would be like just just such a loser man this guy

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I literally just try to disprove everything like literally just get into the immersion

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I can't when the entire premise of the video is that this guy actually believes that he's robbing it

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Not that he's robbing back. He actually believes he's working for the FBI like this is fully staged

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I can't get into it. It's not like I'm watching like a Minecraft ARG like hypothetical video like this is like

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Something that's like pretending to be real, but it's like movie-esque

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It's real. Yep.

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And Jeff Dunham's puppets are actually conscious when they speak.

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Alright, Adam.

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Ventriloquists actually just know how to manipulate objects in reality.

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They're not actually just miming or anything, or using their voices to, you know, fucking talk for the puppet.

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It actually speaks.

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You've been known for to get it. Like, you're like in Goosebumps.

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And we're really close to getting behind boys.

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I really think I could talk about- Dark magic? You know what I will say?

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The one- okay, I don't believe in like magic and shit, but you know when like, modern day witches have- what's that shit called?

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Where it's like a baggy of stuff.

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Not a voodoo doll. It's like a baggy of stuff.

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It's not a curse or a spell.

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What is it?

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And you like put it on something.

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A mojo bag?

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I don't know.

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A hex bag?

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That shit freaks me out.

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Not math.

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What do you mean, math?

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What?

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Hacks bug?

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Hacks bag.

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I don't know.

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Whenever I see that shit, I'm like,

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I want to fuck with that person.

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You know what I mean?

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Out of it.

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When somebody's like, I'm gonna put a curse on you.

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In my head I'd go, nah, bullshit.

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But in the back of my head I'd go, oh fuck.

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Oh fuck.

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That's not good.

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I don't...

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You know, like it would worry me.

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I want to say yes.

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I want to say...

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Try your best.

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Whatever he says...

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Whatever he wants to do, whatever he wants you to do, you need to say yes.

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If he says, if he says you two need to go down on another guy, you just got to do it.

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It's part of the game.

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Okay.

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You don't understand.

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This is serious.

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Shit.

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You see my badge?

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I'm a part of the FBI.

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If Mac tells you that you guys got to go into a strip club and things get a little

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Harry and you end up getting you know there's only a kind of girl you end up

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getting the other guy you just got to go down on man that's just how it works you

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know

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That's what we need

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Five days until robbery

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My question to you right now is

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Can you do this?

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If he gives you a puppy and he tells you to football spike hit into the ground

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you got to do it man that's just a part of the game dude

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It's worthy at the eye. We've seen some shit are you like your joke? No, I'm not joking serious

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No, dude, I'm not joking. It's this is totally I got some information on a delivery going to this bank in Mexico

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You're not you're not actually

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Adam, I need you to focus.

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Nah, you're still one, man.

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Bro, you're still fucking with me, man?

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Yo, if one of my friends actually was like, there's a fucking bank vault in New Mexico

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that I want to rob, I'd go, hey, hate that you just told me that.

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Number one, because now I don't want to be a part of it, man, you made me an accomplice.

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Now I have knowledge.

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See that's what it's like.

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If you're friends, I'm not going to support my friend committing a crime, but if you're

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going to commit a crime and I can't talk you out of it, just don't tell me.

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Don't involve me.

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Please.

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Please.

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Like if you're going to rob a bank and you're like, I'm going to tell Joe and I'm not going

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to be able to talk you out of it.

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Don't tell me.

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Just do it.

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You know, at that point, I'm not saying rob the bank, but like now you're just

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roping me in on it. Like that's horrible.

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I know he's your friend, but we have to-

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You have to pretend I don't know them. Yeah, I just got amnesia. I don't know who you are.

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Yeah, I'm the mission, okay?

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I mean, I guess I was kind of hoping you'd feel different about it because-

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Um...

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Adam, whatever he asks you, it's a yes.

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It's a dumb question for even asking it, but-

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No more friction.

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No more move air.

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I was gonna ask if you wanted to do it with me.

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Dude.

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I know this is like pressure, but I need to say yes right now, okay?

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Did somebody talk into your earpiece?

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No, no, no.

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I want you to at least promise me you're not gonna tell anybody, okay?

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That's all I'm gonna ask of you.

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I mean, yeah.

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I can do this, man.

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Four days until robbery.

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You know what this is?

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I don't know.

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You'd also need a really old man.

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You know what I mean?

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I'm way more likely to believe that some dude's in the F.

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Like this guy looks like 25.

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Like I'm not believing that you're an FBI guy.

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Like if I, you would need somebody

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straight out of law and order.

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Like I would believe you're in the FBI

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if you're like 62.

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And you have a scruffy five

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the clock shadow you look like you don't sleep four days until robbery you're

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divorced and your kids hate you that's an FBI guy that's that'd be like that's

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the vibe you got to give off John Kiriakou he CIA a different story this is

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like destiny that you're here right now bro it's destiny that right before I

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had the last piece dude the last thing I was missing before we go through it

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All this is I need the partner in crime. I need the guys gonna do it with me. You know what I'm saying

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Yeah, I got that now

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And you bro, come on. I got you. I got you

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Yeah

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Bro, in what part of him is not going to these FBI representatives and going, hey, like, don't

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We have more than enough evidence to like show that this guy's planning a robbery.

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Why are we letting him go through it and light fucking 30 rounds into the ceiling of the bank?

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I'm in.

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39 minutes until robbery.

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Seven.

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I would wear a morph suit.

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I wouldn't wear one of these masks ruins your visuals.

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You know, like you could see clearly outside of the eyes,

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but I'd wear a morph suit.

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It would skew the colors, but you'd see better.

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920 miles a day for 1170.

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This following scene contains simulated gunfire

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and a staged robbery scene.

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There's a prop firearm firing blank rounds

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and all participants were aware of its use and known was placed in danger.

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The scene was filmed with permission of local authorities.

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Fire and Safety Specialists as president and all actors, including Adam and Mac,

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were briefed in wearing ear protection chats for the for the hundred chatters

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that were saying, I'm a dumbass and he's actually fooled right here.

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It just says he's an actor.

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I'll keep watching, but get the fuck out of here.

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Before like you're just an idiot man like there's no way that you were like this is real video

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Bro, what is this audio from

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What is this audio from oh

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Oh my god, it's from like a trailer or some shit. That's like fire

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The purge now. Oh, it's from 28 years later

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Adam we're gonna intercept before he even gets to the bank. Just do what he says

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Is it copyrighted probably

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You're doing great, buddy.

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I'm freaking out a little bit.

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Pretty weird, right?

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They've taken, like, three or four turns on this.

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Abra? Yeah?

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You think they're following us?

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So, so, so, so, so.

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They will get the top of you.

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Adam, there's been a change of plans.

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He saw us, which makes things more complicated.

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We are going-

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Why would you be tailing him ten feet fucking behind him?

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My bad news, he saw us.

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You have to wait until after you rob a thing.

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What?!

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Do they walk in he just nails some old man with the fucking butt of his gun

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OOOOOOOH!

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Knocks his ass clean out!

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GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

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GET ON THE GROUND!

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I don't want to do anything, do you remember?

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What is it?

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Holy shit.

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His mask is broken!

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You can't see!

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Oh

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Wait are you Matt from you're you're actively getting robbed late

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I loved you in that mr. Beast video

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I'm sorry. I'm this is gonna be really like hyper niche that I'm talking about this shot. If you're counting from five to one, I would go like this four, three, two, one, zero. He went.

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like you do the second way you would go you would go each one which would you do

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you would end on your pinky you do pinky first oh I wouldn't do pinky first I

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would still rather do this though but I wouldn't end on my thumb I would do

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this. Either way, I end it's three to one. Isn't it weird how you're you're you can move

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each of your fingers individually, but your middle and ring finger are like attached?

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Like you can't move like one you can't you can't really move one without moving the other one.

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I have hyper mobility that doesn't affect me. Oh, cool.

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What is the screw driver for the drill?

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Why do you take off his mask?

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I've been taking the mask back on, buddy.

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We have it for the car ride, we take it after the actual mission.

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I'm hoping I'll do what you're going to do.

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Alright! Everybody go on the ground right now!

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Why do they not react?

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He's just get on the ground, they're still just having some friendly banter.

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I feel like if you walked into a bank and said get on the ground, everyone's head immediately

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snaps.

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I'm going.

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Like that scene with a Rizzler, dude.

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I'm going.

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Oh, my goodness, uh-oh.

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What's your thing that's gonna help a lot worse?

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The other guy, Adam, Adam with a drill just starts...

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Do you see us have a gun?

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Get on the ground!

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Starts to ravine the drill. Turns up the fucking... turns up the ravine rate.

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Oh fuck it! I'll give you a lobotomy!

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Damn, bro, that's like an actual bank vault.

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What do actual bank vaults look like, is that supposed to be her scream?

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I can't wait to see Adam's reaction.

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I can see him! Spread out!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Spread out! Spread those hands!

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What?

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Hurry up! Come on! Get in there!

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Adam, go!

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Try to hurry!

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Adam, let's go, buddy! Come on!

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We're good!

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Okay, bro. We open the bank vault door

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and we're just in a regular office.

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Screaming. Screaming.

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I feel like every wall would be solid fucking steel.

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Just metal.

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And we're in an office room.

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There's a fern in the bank vault.

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Don't worry Mac, I'm drilling!

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But take a while!

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Did you get this drill on T-MU? It's not really, it's not really freaking through.

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Give it to me.

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Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!

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What are you doing?

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Alright, keep the cops. Go, go, go, go, go.

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We got it!

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Bro, in reality, actually robbing a bank too is so heavily dependent on what state you live in.

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Because if you live in somewhere where like, concealed and open carry is casual,

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You walk into a bank vault and fucking light around into the ceiling, some unks about to pull out a fucking revolver and cap you.

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Just like, actually just, just drill you straight in the head.

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I don't we have a four-star rating right now

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With this I would this open the door I

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Mean at this point just shoot the hinges off. What are we what is he? He's just drilling into the keyhole

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Yeah, I'm not fighting over the money, bro. If you're in an active bankrupt or I'd be like yo, I ain't give a fuck dude. Your money's FDIC insured, just let him take it.

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oh my god

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i hear them coming

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keep those hands up

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i don't want it

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He just grabbed four bricks of gold at once.

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This can't be real.

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It's not.

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They said it was staged.

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You!

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Stand up!

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Get one of us back!

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Get one of us back!

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Get the core!

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Go!

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Get out of it!

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Get down!

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Stand there!

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Hands on the core!

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You're going to count to 100, okay?

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It's going to count to 100!

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You're going to have to do that.

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Why do you hear canceling?

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You hear canceling?

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You hear canceling?

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You hear canceling?

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You hear canceling?

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You hear canceling?

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That'd be the guy with the gun, by the way, in public.

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Alright, how do I count to a hundred?

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Pulls out a revolver with a barrel, that's about yay long.

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Hands shaking.

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You messed with- you messed with a wrong old man.

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Wights around off the gun just flies into the air.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,

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18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 30, 31, 31, 32, 31, 32, 32, 31,

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32, 31, 32, 31, 32, 32, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 36, 37, 38, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39,

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40, 41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 42, 43, 43, 43, 43, 44, 45, 46, 45, 46, 47, 47, 47, 47, 47,

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I don't know the 1930s, Ford won't start.

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No!

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40, 24, 25,

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36, 37,

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and yet, 99, 100!

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All right, guys.

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That's a wrap.

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Go for it, guys.

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Are we going to do a train jump?

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Are we going to do it?

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This is actually pretty awesome if he does a train jump.

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We may have robbed the bank, but the simulation isn't over yet, and it won't end until Adam

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successfully gets me arrested.

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And you know what?

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I'm not going to make it too easy for you.

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Just pull over the car.

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Just pull over the car.

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We're like lightly spin-out.

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The FBI is here.

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You can't pull over yet.

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He doesn't believe.

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We don't have enough evidence.

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You need to keep driving, Adam.

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You're gonna have to take a flight to Mexico to try and flee the country to make this even more believable.

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You get gunned down instantly. Yo, actually, bro. Oh my God. If this was real and he stepped out

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the car with a fucking like UMP or whatever gun that is yo he is swiss

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cheese he's dead they're all they're all parking the car and just literally just

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berating him with bullets that's where you'd be like fighting storm troopers

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I see it flying past you.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no.

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Come back!

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Come back!

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Come back!

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Come back!

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Come back!

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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We just got into the police hall.

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The man is waiting to alert you.

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He's against the Z-Vous.

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He's against cameras.

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You could have just left him there. He had one Mac. You just drive away. Now he's in

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the middle of like a fucking farm field. He's way too unpredictable. You have to go to

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the safe house. Oh, the safe house position is compromised. You're gonna have to take

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a flight to Argentina with him. You're gonna have to start a family with Mac.

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Keep going!

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We have a double date planned with you guys at a Burger King in Argentina.

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Gina how much would that be in gold if that was real how much

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is a big brick of gold from the England Gold Vault.

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Because that's like how big those 400 ounce bars of gold

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are $1.9 million.

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So that would have been like, there was probably

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like 20 bars of gold.

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They would have made like 40 mil.

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They'll obey the death of me.

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Trapped in such a fake reality.

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It fights...

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Oh, crush her, crush her!

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Oh, no.

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They'll never tell.

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Oh, no.

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What are you doing, you counting on your money?

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Just getting organized.

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Well, it'll be good.

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You have a day or two.

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We'll be out of here.

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What a rush now, buddy.

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Bro, I'm stashing, like, fucking at least ten of these gold bars in random locations.

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Occasions I'm gonna make a call real quick

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Because aren't there like robbers that have gotten arrested but the money was never recovered and it's like they spend 20 years in jail

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But then they leave and they still just like keep the money effectively

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Because they I mean not like dirty money like they just have like straight cash

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But like they clean it and son on the right like jeweler thieves

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Jewelry thieves

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I'm not gonna see her again

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Say goodbye your mom forever you can't be living in the United States can't come back to the country

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I'm not gonna be able to talk. We just can't live in the United States me and you dude

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We're gonna be bunk buddies. Where do you want to go? We got a few options, North Korea

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the island under Sri Lanka with the natives. What's the name of it? North

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St. Elise. We could move there. Maybe give them the gold brick. They'd maybe

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potentially let us in. We could defect to Russia and become like some sort of

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agent for them, you know. Or yeah, maybe like somebody said Israel. No, Israel you

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What are you going to do?

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You'd have to move somewhere that doesn't like the US.

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Where are you after this?

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I'm flying out.

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Dude, I already booked two tickets to Tel Aviv.

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What are you leaving tomorrow?

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I mean...

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I don't know.

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How many?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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How many kids?

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I don't know.

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Are you telling me you're not going to come?

01:00:00.580 --> 01:00:01.580
Can I just call it?

01:00:01.580 --> 01:00:02.580
Can I just call it real quick?

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Yeah, you got it.

01:00:03.420 --> 01:00:04.240
Okay.

01:00:04.240 --> 01:00:05.080
Thank you.

01:00:05.080 --> 01:00:05.920
Thank you.

01:00:14.220 --> 01:00:15.900
All right, I stuck out.

01:00:15.900 --> 01:00:18.660
We're getting Burger King with Benjamin Netanyahu

01:00:18.660 --> 01:00:20.500
in your hand.

01:00:20.500 --> 01:00:22.860
Do you have the address for the safe house?

01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:25.380
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:25.380 --> 01:00:28.220
1164 Quay Court Road.

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We'll be there in 15 minutes.

01:00:30.180 --> 01:00:31.580
You're doing great.

01:00:31.580 --> 01:00:32.540
Just keep him calm.

01:00:32.540 --> 01:00:33.380
Yeah?

01:00:33.380 --> 01:00:34.180
Yeah.

01:00:34.180 --> 01:00:35.580
Just like always.

01:00:35.580 --> 01:00:36.580
Yeah, yeah.

01:00:36.580 --> 01:00:39.540
We're going to bring you a little swaps along with us.

01:00:39.540 --> 01:00:41.540
All right.

01:00:41.540 --> 01:00:44.020
You'll be here when we're rested soon.

01:00:44.020 --> 01:00:45.100
OK.

01:00:45.100 --> 01:00:47.500
You're doing a really fantastic job.

01:00:47.500 --> 01:00:49.340
Good job.

01:00:49.340 --> 01:00:50.340
Thank you.

01:00:50.340 --> 01:00:51.240
OK.

01:00:51.240 --> 01:00:51.740
All right.

01:00:51.740 --> 01:00:52.740
See you soon.

01:00:52.740 --> 01:00:53.740
All right.

01:00:53.740 --> 01:00:54.740
OK.

01:00:54.740 --> 01:00:55.240
Bye.

01:00:55.240 --> 01:00:56.240
Rats.

01:01:01.240 --> 01:01:03.240
What was that phone call, Adam?

01:01:05.240 --> 01:01:09.240
You remember I said you needed to trust me, but can I trust you?

01:01:11.240 --> 01:01:13.240
Starts acting like the joker.

01:01:16.240 --> 01:01:18.240
Join the Mongolian tribe.

01:01:18.240 --> 01:01:21.240
Yeah, we could go raise horses in Mongolia.

01:01:23.240 --> 01:01:24.240
That would be a fun life.

01:01:25.240 --> 01:01:27.100
I don't.

01:01:45.040 --> 01:01:46.660
That was cold.

01:01:47.660 --> 01:01:49.200
It was good.

01:01:49.200 --> 01:01:50.960
How's your mom, Doc?

01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:51.800
She's good, man.

01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:53.800
It's going to be a while.

01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:00.800
Of course.

01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:03.800
Gotta keep the mom in my loop, man.

01:02:03.800 --> 01:02:04.800
Yeah.

01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:12.800
Listen, bro,

01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:14.800
I'm going to be a real dude for a second.

01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:18.800
There's not a single person on this planet

01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:21.800
than what I'd done when you did with music.

01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:24.800
I can't believe I did this. I don't know.

01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:26.800
I didn't tell anybody about it.

01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:28.800
But for some reason.

01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:30.800
A reason I can't even really describe.

01:02:30.800 --> 01:02:33.800
I don't know why. It is the way it is.

01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:35.800
But I felt like I could tell you about it.

01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:37.800
And it felt wrong at first,

01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:40.800
but then you did something I didn't expect.

01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:42.800
What?

01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:47.800
I mean, bro, you found me, man.

01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:51.800
I mean, after all those years, you reached out.

01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.800
Thanks for the good stuff.

01:02:57.800 --> 01:03:00.800
I don't know why, I thought it was weird feeling about it.

01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:02.800
You didn't just have to tell me.

01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:03.800
Yeah?

01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:05.800
Just started recording.

01:03:05.800 --> 01:03:06.800
See what I'd like?

01:03:06.800 --> 01:03:10.800
I thought I had nobody. I thought I was drifting away, but...

01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:13.800
You reached out right before all of us.

01:03:13.800 --> 01:03:15.800
It's like fate lined it up.

01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:24.560
This is a fucking bank robbery. What are we? What is it? Why is this turning into like a fucking heated rivalry?

01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:27.280
rom-com? What am I watching?

01:03:28.800 --> 01:03:30.800
It's just

01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:32.800
It's not just that either

01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:36.840
Maybe feel like I had a purpose again

01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.700
I'm gonna have someone else to just share that purpose with

01:03:41.700 --> 01:03:43.700
I'm so glad that I did it with you, bro.

01:03:43.700 --> 01:03:45.700
We were dying in life, you know?

01:03:45.700 --> 01:03:47.700
Damn, it's pretty good. It's alright.

01:03:47.700 --> 01:03:51.700
Think about everything you've been through to get to here.

01:03:51.700 --> 01:03:55.700
Everything that has happened so far, just to get right here.

01:03:55.700 --> 01:03:57.700
What?

01:03:57.700 --> 01:03:59.700
Success.

01:03:59.700 --> 01:04:01.700
He banged the door down.

01:04:01.700 --> 01:04:03.700
What?

01:04:03.700 --> 01:04:05.700
Success feels like...

01:04:05.700 --> 01:04:07.700
What?

01:04:07.700 --> 01:04:09.700
Look at what you're seeing.

01:04:09.700 --> 01:04:10.700
What?

01:04:10.700 --> 01:04:12.700
Look at what we're sitting next to.

01:04:17.700 --> 01:04:19.700
You might be my best friend, bro.

01:04:22.700 --> 01:04:26.700
You might be my, my only friend.

01:04:39.700 --> 01:04:41.700
Oh.

01:04:50.500 --> 01:04:52.500
Ah!

01:05:01.300 --> 01:05:03.300
I'm here!

01:05:03.300 --> 01:05:05.300
Get off the ground!

01:05:05.300 --> 01:05:07.300
Get off the ground!

01:05:07.300 --> 01:05:09.300
No!

01:05:09.300 --> 01:05:38.260
Yo, if I'm him and this was real, bro, I'm sneaking a brick of gold.

01:05:39.300 --> 01:05:46.300
See, I don't know, Mac must have dropped one off before we got back.

01:05:46.300 --> 01:05:50.300
That's weird.

01:05:50.300 --> 01:06:06.300
Wait, this is like really a mind fuck.

01:06:06.300 --> 01:06:11.300
I know it's obviously all staged, but it's like,

01:06:15.380 --> 01:06:20.380
it's like he's been contacted by the FBI to like set Mac up,

01:06:22.100 --> 01:06:25.540
but in reality, he's the one that's set up

01:06:25.540 --> 01:06:28.820
and there's gonna be the big reveal, you know what I mean?

01:06:28.820 --> 01:06:33.420
It's real, not staged.

01:06:33.420 --> 01:06:36.720
I'm actually, Chad, I'm actually going to fucking lose my mind.

01:06:36.720 --> 01:06:38.660
I have to be getting crudged, Bated.

01:06:38.660 --> 01:06:41.100
There was literally a disclaimer before they robbed the bank

01:06:41.100 --> 01:06:42.740
that all of this is entirely fake

01:06:42.740 --> 01:06:45.060
and they're all actors, including Adam.

01:06:46.940 --> 01:06:51.940
You're like, you are somebody that will get fucking,

01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:54.060
like literally just like thrown

01:06:54.060 --> 01:06:56.340
into a fucking cult conspiracy theory, man.

01:06:56.340 --> 01:06:57.500
There's no way.

01:06:57.500 --> 01:07:14.140
What are they going to tell him?

01:07:14.140 --> 01:07:15.580
You did the right thing.

01:07:15.580 --> 01:07:17.300
You did a good thing.

01:07:17.300 --> 01:07:20.940
He is a different person now.

01:07:20.940 --> 01:07:23.580
He's a dangerous person now.

01:07:23.580 --> 01:07:25.460
And he's not your friend.

01:07:25.460 --> 01:07:28.460
Oh, well, I mean, he still was my friend.

01:07:30.460 --> 01:07:32.460
He just did that to me.

01:07:39.460 --> 01:07:41.460
You good? I'm great.

01:07:42.460 --> 01:07:44.460
You guys really know what you're doing, don't you?

01:07:48.460 --> 01:07:51.460
You did the right thing. You did a good thing.

01:07:55.460 --> 01:08:00.460
Not for stuff.

01:08:14.460 --> 01:08:16.460
What?!

01:08:20.460 --> 01:08:21.460
Alright.

01:08:25.460 --> 01:08:27.460
Okay listen.

01:08:30.340 --> 01:08:33.340
So, I'm gonna use this for you.

01:08:45.140 --> 01:08:47.140
It's just a prank, bro.

01:08:47.380 --> 01:08:53.180
Like even worse, even worse than like the actual prank videos from like 2016

01:08:53.180 --> 01:08:58.460
where they would like try and convince you that they killed your friend or some

01:08:58.460 --> 01:09:04.540
shit like what the fuck out of us inside this simulation for six weeks four days

01:09:04.540 --> 01:09:07.460
in 22 hours

01:09:07.460 --> 01:09:18.460
All right, bro, let's kill her, man.

01:09:18.460 --> 01:09:26.460
Well, people are going to want to know what you thought about that.

01:09:26.460 --> 01:09:28.460
That was insane.

01:09:28.460 --> 01:09:30.460
That was crazy.

01:09:30.460 --> 01:09:31.460
Oh, my God.

01:09:31.460 --> 01:09:32.460
I don't know.

01:09:32.460 --> 01:09:35.460
I guess you just see it there, man.

01:09:35.460 --> 01:09:39.460
so much time. It's like compressed into like a 30 minute video.

01:09:39.460 --> 01:09:41.220
I don't know how you do that.

01:09:41.220 --> 01:09:44.900
You know, it is wild how much time they have to put in like recording wise.

01:09:44.900 --> 01:09:50.020
Like even, I mean, obviously I know Mac isn't just a part of the Mr. Beast crew,

01:09:50.020 --> 01:09:56.580
but I'm saying like high scale quality videos like this that have like five different camera angles

01:09:56.580 --> 01:10:02.340
for everything that they shoot, they're recording like 2000 hours of footage to cut it down to 30

01:10:02.340 --> 01:10:09.380
minutes like editing and editors is how like a lot of money is spent on the

01:10:09.380 --> 01:10:13.980
back end like them making them they like people that work just for the thumbnail

01:10:13.980 --> 01:10:17.780
and then they have people that have to literally just comb through footage

01:10:17.780 --> 01:10:22.660
weeks I'm just not walking out of your empty hand

01:10:22.660 --> 01:10:28.820
do not be mistaken for some reason this coin says $10 on it it is not $10

01:10:28.820 --> 01:10:34.820
This is $5,000 of solid gold, real solid gold.

01:10:34.820 --> 01:10:38.820
Bro, I'd be like, give me more than 5K, bro.

01:10:38.820 --> 01:10:39.820
This is six weeks.

01:10:39.820 --> 01:10:40.820
What gold?

01:10:40.820 --> 01:10:41.820
Not a month and a half.

01:10:41.820 --> 01:10:43.820
I like the gold that was in the robberies.

01:10:43.820 --> 01:10:46.820
And this gold is yours.

01:10:49.820 --> 01:10:51.820
Wow, that's real.

01:10:51.820 --> 01:10:54.820
I'd go and pawn that shit off immediately.

01:10:54.820 --> 01:10:58.320
Pond or Sal? Pond.

01:10:58.320 --> 01:11:00.820
Pond. I might need a pack.

01:11:00.820 --> 01:11:02.820
That's real?

01:11:02.820 --> 01:11:04.320
Yeah, it's real.

01:11:04.320 --> 01:11:05.320
What?

01:11:05.320 --> 01:11:07.320
It makes sense you're questioning everything I'm saying.

01:11:07.320 --> 01:11:08.320
But, you know...

01:11:08.320 --> 01:11:10.320
That is actually real.

01:11:10.320 --> 01:11:12.320
Oh, dude.

01:11:14.320 --> 01:11:15.320
Thanks, man.

01:11:15.320 --> 01:11:16.320
You're welcome.

01:11:16.320 --> 01:11:19.320
Somebody said sociopath Joe.

01:11:19.320 --> 01:11:21.320
I don't think you know what the word sociopath means.

01:11:21.320 --> 01:11:22.320
You're a party pooper.

01:11:22.320 --> 01:11:24.600
Oh, sorry, Hawk 2.0.7654.

01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:28.120
I didn't know you thought I was a party pooper.

01:11:28.120 --> 01:11:31.960
Oh, wait, you typed it 30 times.

01:11:43.920 --> 01:11:48.280
When the sun goes down, a flushing swing.

01:11:48.280 --> 01:11:50.120
I survived the plane crash?

01:11:50.120 --> 01:11:50.960
What?

01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:53.960
Like, they can't really stage that.

01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:58.960
I mean, they might have some way where it crashes, but it's like a safe crash.

01:11:58.960 --> 01:12:02.960
Burger got the experience without the consequences.

01:12:02.960 --> 01:12:07.960
This felt like a movie, casually dropped a Netflix scale prank.

01:12:07.960 --> 01:12:11.960
That shit that happens on April 1st.

01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:14.960
$5,000 to pay his mental hospital bills.

01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:18.960
The pranks on all of us, all of them are actors.

01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:23.620
People really believe this shit. I saw the cameras on the car and I'm like, there's no way he wouldn't question

01:12:23.620 --> 01:12:27.300
Why would you put cameras on the fucking car? I know the comments that guy is an old friend

01:12:27.300 --> 01:12:32.380
Obviously, I'll not watch such a shit video. People really believe that an old friend who probably is a youtuber be like, yeah, sure

01:12:32.380 --> 01:12:34.380
Even stop for YouTube, right? I

01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:39.980
Mean that's the take I had and I understand that's like a party pooper take but it's just like I

01:12:41.260 --> 01:12:45.740
Like the video but it kind of fucks with the immersion where it's like

01:12:45.740 --> 01:12:49.660
like just start out the video being like this is a movie,

01:12:49.660 --> 01:12:51.940
rather than like trying to say that it's real

01:12:51.940 --> 01:12:55.740
and then have like actual smooth brains

01:12:55.740 --> 01:12:59.500
think that it's real the whole time, right?

01:12:59.500 --> 01:13:02.500
Even after the disclaimer says that it's fake,

01:13:02.500 --> 01:13:04.940
but because they didn't read the disclaimer

01:13:04.940 --> 01:13:09.220
because they don't read, they just think that it's real.

01:13:09.220 --> 01:13:11.900
Like, and they will move on with their,

01:13:11.900 --> 01:13:14.940
there is like a sub-sac to people.

01:13:14.940 --> 01:13:16.380
Like 13 million views.

01:13:16.380 --> 01:13:20.960
There's like 15,000 people that fully believe this happened.

01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:25.060
Like, and will live the rest of their lives

01:13:25.060 --> 01:13:26.220
thinking that this happened.

01:13:26.220 --> 01:13:29.180
But I mean, like, even if he did in the beginning

01:13:29.180 --> 01:13:32.700
say this is fake, I think there would still be people

01:13:32.700 --> 01:13:34.620
that are like, no, it's real.

01:13:34.620 --> 01:13:35.460
No, it's real.

01:13:35.460 --> 01:13:36.660
It happened.

01:13:36.660 --> 01:13:37.940
It didn't happen.

01:13:37.940 --> 01:13:38.780
Talk about this from the sub.

01:13:38.780 --> 01:13:41.900
This is a good video though, and I do like Mac.

01:13:41.900 --> 01:13:45.660
Axel Moon and Angel over the subs, Zaddy, YK, K-Num,

01:13:45.660 --> 01:13:47.700
Lazy, Dummy, PT, out of the sub,

01:13:47.700 --> 01:13:49.760
Gah, Astro, 808, and Jared for the subject,

01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:51.620
taking over the three, Pyro, and Evolution

01:13:51.620 --> 01:13:53.140
over the sub, handle the sub.

01:13:53.140 --> 01:13:56.300
Puff and Goo for the sub, Axel, taking over the five.

01:13:56.300 --> 01:13:58.620
Life has been tough since I changed schools

01:13:58.620 --> 01:14:00.020
last week, months, apparently I have any friends.

01:14:00.020 --> 01:14:01.260
I'm sorry to hear that, man.

01:14:01.260 --> 01:14:02.700
Sorry, Lorraine and Beth,

01:14:02.700 --> 01:14:03.780
but thank you for being a great streamer.

01:14:03.780 --> 01:14:05.380
Thank you, Mr. Meeseeks, taking over the three.

01:14:05.380 --> 01:14:06.500
I don't think you have to be able to also

01:14:06.500 --> 01:14:08.740
be able to make you say yes of anything.

01:14:08.740 --> 01:14:10.860
It's Marky Bilt with the sub, TJ, and Alex,

01:14:10.860 --> 01:14:16.220
Katrina's son William bright one T bat Luxon has over the sub fire of the three favorite flavor of gamer stops

01:14:18.420 --> 01:14:24.460
Cases bombsicle for the for the tub I said and then for regular like RTD's maybe goods

01:14:25.340 --> 01:14:29.500
Land thing of the three, but just order a sample pack code bar or code bar 10% off

01:14:29.860 --> 01:14:34.260
Super fun of the sub West and Delfin for the sub game take of the five broken by girl for the several years

01:14:34.260 --> 01:14:35.340
I'm sorry to hear that man

01:14:35.340 --> 01:14:39.300
We did it through the majority of high school most of my aspects of lifetime actor any advice on moving on

01:14:39.300 --> 01:14:45.300
Blocker on everything, hang out with friends, focus on hobbies and give yourself time to move on. That's all you could really do, man.

01:14:45.300 --> 01:14:49.300
I can't really say anything outside of that, though, but I'm sorry that you're going through that, bro.

01:14:49.300 --> 01:14:53.300
Melon in the subgroup, thank you for the thousand, but he's first time in the stream, love the videos. Thank you.

01:14:53.300 --> 01:14:56.300
Melon in West Camp, straw, and straw, thank you for the two subs.

01:14:56.300 --> 01:14:58.300
Alright, chat.

01:14:58.300 --> 01:15:01.300
Lock in. Oh my god. Hold up.

01:15:09.300 --> 01:15:14.840
Hold up hold up

01:15:32.620 --> 01:15:37.220
Give me a minute. I got a fucking reply to this bullshit. What are we doing now another react video?

01:15:37.220 --> 01:15:40.060
Hurry up shut the fuck up, bro

01:16:07.220 --> 01:16:18.860
All right, lock in.

01:16:18.860 --> 01:16:23.060
I'll only take it with the four.

01:16:23.060 --> 01:16:24.980
Into this, have you ever considered starting a Patreon?

01:16:24.980 --> 01:16:25.980
No.

01:16:25.980 --> 01:16:27.900
Bold take it with the sub.

01:16:27.900 --> 01:16:29.900
Balamir, not in camera, take it with the sub.

01:16:29.900 --> 01:16:30.900
Blaze and Brady for the sub.

01:16:30.900 --> 01:16:32.140
So I'll take it with the two subs.

01:16:32.140 --> 01:16:33.140
It's Dan, take it with the sub.

01:16:33.140 --> 01:16:34.540
But no, I'm not going to do a Patreon.

01:16:34.540 --> 01:16:36.540
All right, next video.

01:16:36.540 --> 01:16:45.460
video chat. Oh my gosh, hold up. How the masters really works chat right now. If you didn't know

01:16:45.460 --> 01:16:55.660
the masters is it is it done now? I think it might have just finished. No, today's the

01:16:55.660 --> 01:17:00.500
last day. The math as the time at the time of this recording today is the last day. But

01:17:00.500 --> 01:17:05.740
the masters is a very large golf tournament. I think the purse is like fucking what

01:17:05.740 --> 01:17:07.120
$20 million or some shit.

01:17:11.340 --> 01:17:14.180
What is the master's prize money?

01:17:14.180 --> 01:17:15.940
Yeah, the total purse $22 million.

01:17:15.940 --> 01:17:18.840
If you win the masters this year, you get $4.5 million

01:17:18.840 --> 01:17:21.340
alone, and then obviously crazy sponsorships

01:17:21.340 --> 01:17:23.460
and other shit that comes with it.

01:17:23.460 --> 01:17:29.180
So it's a big golf tournament, very expensive to run

01:17:29.180 --> 01:17:31.380
and very professional.

01:17:31.380 --> 01:17:32.460
You're not allowed to run.

01:17:32.460 --> 01:17:34.660
You can't bring your phone.

01:17:34.660 --> 01:17:35.720
They have random rules.

01:17:35.720 --> 01:17:36.860
There's dress attire.

01:17:36.860 --> 01:17:38.920
Being a fan, you can't even say fan.

01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:41.100
They have to call them patrons.

01:17:41.100 --> 01:17:44.300
It's like a bunch of, it's a very like classy event,

01:17:44.300 --> 01:17:45.140
I think.

01:17:45.140 --> 01:17:47.900
So the Masters is also like a really crazy course.

01:17:47.900 --> 01:17:49.420
So I wanted to watch this.

01:17:49.420 --> 01:17:52.220
Xanagrid for the sub fan thing of the three.

01:17:52.220 --> 01:17:54.100
Where the big baby group from online?

01:17:54.100 --> 01:17:55.420
I don't really remember where I ordered it.

01:17:55.420 --> 01:17:57.860
Nick's and Erica for the sub Oli for the four lock in.

01:17:57.860 --> 01:17:59.400
How the Masters really works.

01:17:59.400 --> 01:18:01.020
Isn't just a golf tournament.

01:18:01.020 --> 01:18:01.860
I got everyone.

01:18:01.860 --> 01:18:03.060
How the Masters really works.

01:18:03.060 --> 01:18:08.340
Lock-in somebody redeem flex lock in all right hold up got a band on

01:18:10.180 --> 01:18:17.540
All right lock in no one for the sub how the masters really works a lock in the masters isn't just a golf tournament

01:18:17.660 --> 01:18:23.260
It's a logistical masterpiece. Can we watch in 1.5x? Yep. Let's time that guy out the rest of the stream

01:18:24.420 --> 01:18:25.940
Jesus

01:18:25.940 --> 01:18:30.900
One more go. Let's go. Hey, if you don't want to watch it need me to put it in 1.5x

01:18:30.900 --> 01:18:34.520
I'd probably tap out of twitch streams brother. I don't think watching streams is for you

01:18:34.900 --> 01:18:40.460
Let's go one more go. Hey one more swing around the fucking one more swing around

01:18:40.460 --> 01:18:41.500
I don't even know what I was gonna say

01:18:41.500 --> 01:18:46.340
I was gonna try and say it's some sort of saying it doesn't exist. The Masters. Let's lock in one more time

01:18:46.660 --> 01:18:48.660
How the Masters really works?

01:18:48.980 --> 01:18:53.420
The Masters isn't just a golf turn. Hey chat, it's sub only mode. Let's not be annoying

01:18:53.420 --> 01:18:57.920
I'll ban you and then you'll have wasted six bucks. Let's go and one more time

01:18:57.920 --> 01:18:58.920
Fine.

01:18:58.920 --> 01:19:00.600
Then the people that are annoying.

01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:02.400
How the Masters really works.

01:19:02.400 --> 01:19:03.520
Let's rip it.

01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:06.000
The Masters isn't just a golf tournament.

01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:08.320
It's a logistical masterpiece.

01:19:08.320 --> 01:19:13.400
Behind one tee shot is a full year of planning, hundreds of millions of dollars, and one of

01:19:13.400 --> 01:19:17.760
the most secretive, tightly controlled operations in all of sports.

01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:22.560
Unlike the Super Bowl, which moves to a new city every single year, the Masters

01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:25.120
is permanently anchored to one place.

01:19:25.120 --> 01:19:28.400
Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia.

01:19:28.400 --> 01:19:31.900
That means the club has had decades, generations even,

01:19:31.900 --> 01:19:34.360
to perfect every single detail.

01:19:34.360 --> 01:19:36.020
But I don't think people understand too

01:19:36.020 --> 01:19:38.880
how hard some of the fucking holes in the masters are.

01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:41.880
Like, if you've never golfed before,

01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:44.280
number one, you'd be terrible.

01:19:44.280 --> 01:19:46.240
Like, I think people look at golf and they go,

01:19:46.240 --> 01:19:47.480
oh, this looks kind of hard,

01:19:47.480 --> 01:19:50.440
but they go, oh, well, I've played putt-putt before,

01:19:50.440 --> 01:19:52.800
so I think I know how to probably hit a ball.

01:19:52.800 --> 01:19:54.520
I've hit a driver before.

01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:59.120
You've never shot over the water onto a fucking slanted green,

01:19:59.120 --> 01:20:03.080
where if you fuck up, it goes into a fucking sand pit

01:20:03.080 --> 01:20:06.240
that is literally like angled like this.

01:20:06.240 --> 01:20:08.080
And you have to fucking chip it up.

01:20:08.080 --> 01:20:12.880
And so you're just chopping sand for 15 strokes straight.

01:20:12.880 --> 01:20:16.080
And you're also playing an 18-hole 92-degree weather.

01:20:16.080 --> 01:20:19.680
And it's five hours of golf.

01:20:19.680 --> 01:20:22.480
Very fun sport, also quite possibly

01:20:22.480 --> 01:20:25.460
the most aggravating sport of all time.

01:20:25.460 --> 01:20:26.980
Every time you go golfing,

01:20:26.980 --> 01:20:28.200
also gotta say,

01:20:28.200 --> 01:20:30.320
Nepo sport, nepotism sport,

01:20:30.320 --> 01:20:32.200
expensive.

01:20:32.200 --> 01:20:35.300
If you golf, an average good golf ball

01:20:35.300 --> 01:20:38.260
might run you, you know, two bucks a ball.

01:20:38.260 --> 01:20:41.520
You fuckin' chip 15 of those into the water,

01:20:41.520 --> 01:20:42.840
that's 30 bucks.

01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:45.400
Thousands of patrons.

01:20:45.400 --> 01:20:46.740
That's 30 bucks in balls,

01:20:46.740 --> 01:20:49.040
you just fuckin' chunked into the water.

01:20:49.040 --> 01:20:50.240
And you better not call them fake.

01:20:50.240 --> 01:20:52.080
Plus what you're paying to golf.

01:20:52.080 --> 01:20:58.200
hands, descend on a city that otherwise stays completely quiet, private jets overwhelm local

01:20:58.200 --> 01:21:04.440
runways. Traffic is engineered with near military precision. And for one week, every April, the

01:21:04.440 --> 01:21:10.400
entire sports world revolves around 18 holes of the most pristine, perfectly manicured

01:21:10.400 --> 01:21:16.080
turf on the planet. So how does Augusta National actually pull it off?

01:21:16.080 --> 01:21:21.040
I have heard I wanted to watch this video because I've heard that they have like jet

01:21:21.040 --> 01:21:27.700
Engines under the fucking turd like the turf that like pulls water out of the ground in this video

01:21:27.820 --> 01:21:31.120
We're breaking down some bullshit like it looks like all natural

01:21:31.120 --> 01:21:39.300
But it's all like high-tech on how the masters really works from the secretive ticket lottery and the legendary masters housing market

01:21:39.360 --> 01:21:46.840
To the iron-fisted broadcast deal the 70 million dollar merchandise shop the champions dinner and the near invisible

01:21:47.160 --> 01:21:50.380
Staff that keeps the whole thing running like a Swiss watch

01:21:51.040 --> 01:21:53.040
Let's get into it.

01:21:53.040 --> 01:21:57.440
The club was founded in 1932 by Bobby Jones and Clifford Roberts,

01:21:57.440 --> 01:22:00.320
and Augusta has been running the Masters ever since.

01:22:00.320 --> 01:22:05.120
Yeah, those guys are about 105. Holy shit, they're old.

01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:07.920
My God.

01:22:10.080 --> 01:22:12.880
They don't host the tournament. They are the tournament.

01:22:13.520 --> 01:22:17.920
Unlike the other golf majors or the Super Bowl, where the venue moves every year,

01:22:17.920 --> 01:22:26.920
The Masters is and always will be at Augusta National Golf Club. Planning is a 365 day cycle that never stops.

01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:31.920
The moment the green jacket goes on, the grounds crew is already thinking about next year.

01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:37.920
The timing of the azalea blooms, the moisture in the greens, the speed of the fairways.

01:22:37.920 --> 01:22:44.220
every day bro that's like too much bro it's like Disney level planning they have

01:22:44.220 --> 01:22:47.760
to be like oh the flowers are gonna bloom in this three-day span we're gonna

01:22:47.760 --> 01:22:52.440
have to help the tournament then detail is reevaluated constantly over the last

01:22:52.440 --> 01:22:57.040
decade the club has spent upwards of 200 million dollars purchasing neighboring

01:22:57.040 --> 01:23:02.520
properties including a Wendy's a pet boys and an entire apartment complex

01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:06.720
converting them into parking and underground media center and

01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:11.920
level it out make it a full parking garage yeah let's just flatten everything

01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:17.560
expanded patron facilities big natural golf course surrounded by asphalt that's

01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:22.880
what I want to see the local economic impact is estimated at over 120 million

01:23:22.880 --> 01:23:28.460
dollars during masters week step how much is it to golf at agasta should we

01:23:28.460 --> 01:23:31.040
look that up

01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:40.880
Oh my god, do you have to be a member to golf there?

01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:51.600
Well, it's a private exclusive golf club.

01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:56.520
It's not possible to play publicly and pay for a tee time.

01:23:56.520 --> 01:23:59.680
Access is restricted to members and their guests.

01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:13.360
If you're invited, the guest fees are relatively inexpensive, around $350 to $500.

01:24:13.360 --> 01:24:17.600
Half a grand of golf there at one time, and you have to be invited.

01:24:17.600 --> 01:24:21.680
Membership fees $40,000 to $200,000 annually.

01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:27.680
Wait, initiation fees $40,000 to $200,000, annual fees $30,000.

01:24:27.680 --> 01:24:31.360
Yeah, so it's rich motherfuckers that are golfing here

01:24:32.120 --> 01:24:34.500
Daggering for a metro area of Augusta's size

01:24:35.360 --> 01:24:37.700
Beneath those pristine fairway you gotta be good

01:24:37.720 --> 01:24:43.920
What if I pay that golfy and I just shoot a fucking 150 every time I golf there and I just chop up the green

01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:50.000
Are they really upset about that or lies a high-tech underground network the club uses you know

01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:56.040
It's wild is most people are actually horrid at golf even if they've been golfing their whole life

01:24:56.040 --> 01:25:03.020
Like you would assume that people that are like in their fifties that have been golfing since they were 20 are pretty good

01:25:03.560 --> 01:25:09.800
They're like still ass like most old men that golf are shooting like 120 110

01:25:10.320 --> 01:25:16.880
Like bad on like a on like a easy course. They're shooting like 95 to like one at 110

01:25:17.160 --> 01:25:20.660
Which is not horrible, but like you've been golfing for 30 years

01:25:20.660 --> 01:25:24.060
Some of you said like you I've been golfing like nine times ever

01:25:24.700 --> 01:25:28.540
Bailey think of the three of you had a time machine to let you live in a certain year throughout history, which would you pick?

01:25:29.540 --> 01:25:36.040
Probably here. You can only bring three things from that time like your girlfriend your phone. I mean, I don't really know milky

01:25:36.040 --> 01:25:37.880
It's Palmer Johnny Jew

01:25:37.880 --> 01:25:42.900
Peanut and cheese for the sub maybe 80s Cameron pizza and LP for the sub chip of the sub T think of the thousand days

01:25:43.520 --> 01:25:48.340
You're probably never gonna watch Game of Thrones the show is heavily about politics of philosophy things right up your alley

01:25:48.340 --> 01:25:53.100
I think you're missing out. Are you gonna watch the Odyssey film with Christopher Nolan? I have no idea

01:25:53.300 --> 01:25:58.840
So I think of the three I look with the Augusta National allowed their first black first female members. It's not super

01:25:58.840 --> 01:26:01.300
Thank you for the thousand buddies. What's your favorite edible? Don't have one

01:26:02.220 --> 01:26:08.060
Melon for the subpan of thank you the three one thank you for the sub when they allowed their first female and black member

01:26:08.060 --> 01:26:27.380
Augusta National Golf Club had their first black member in 1990 and their first woman

01:26:27.380 --> 01:26:29.540
in 2012.

01:26:29.540 --> 01:26:30.540
Ah.

01:26:30.540 --> 01:26:35.540
This is the subair system,

01:26:35.540 --> 01:26:38.540
figuring for a metro area of Augusta's size.

01:26:38.540 --> 01:26:40.540
Beneath those pristine fairways

01:26:40.540 --> 01:26:42.540
lies a high-tech underground network.

01:26:42.540 --> 01:26:45.540
The club uses the subair system,

01:26:45.540 --> 01:26:47.540
pipes embedded in the soil.

01:26:47.540 --> 01:26:49.540
I thought it was like a jet engine or something.

01:26:49.540 --> 01:26:50.540
I don't know where I heard that.

01:26:50.540 --> 01:26:53.540
Oil that can literally suck moisture out of the ground

01:26:53.540 --> 01:26:54.540
or push air into it,

01:26:54.540 --> 01:26:58.540
keeping grassroots at exactly the right conditions.

01:26:58.540 --> 01:27:05.020
Augusta has also been known to deploy heating units or ice packs directly on azalea roots to manipulate their bloomed

01:27:05.260 --> 01:27:08.220
bro imagine being a fucking

01:27:09.420 --> 01:27:11.180
golf girl

01:27:11.180 --> 01:27:12.380
at

01:27:12.380 --> 01:27:14.380
Augusta national golf club

01:27:14.780 --> 01:27:18.780
What a fucking job dude being the drink girl

01:27:19.340 --> 01:27:23.660
At out of at this club. Yo, they got to be making so much money

01:27:23.660 --> 01:27:28.660
Like, that's like a sneaky, sneaky fire job.

01:27:28.660 --> 01:27:35.660
Being like a drink caddy or like a ga- not a caddy, but I mean caddies also can make a shitload of money if you work for a pro.

01:27:35.660 --> 01:27:40.660
But dude, you're probably tipping- you're probably tipping you crazy.

01:27:40.660 --> 01:27:42.660
I'm ensuring they peak in color.

01:27:42.660 --> 01:27:46.660
Working at some fucking expensive ass golf course, be like, hey, you wanna fucking surf side?

01:27:46.660 --> 01:27:51.660
It'll be $12. Oh yeah, here's a fucking $10 tip. What?

01:27:51.660 --> 01:27:58.220
for tournament week not the week before or after mother nature oh yeah flirting and getting paid

01:27:58.220 --> 01:28:01.580
I don't know why you're saying flirting is the positive you realize like most people that golf

01:28:01.580 --> 01:28:09.420
of these courses are like 70 sure as far as Augusta is concerned you're getting hit on by creepy

01:28:09.420 --> 01:28:15.580
old men that's the downside of the job for being real that's the huge downside of the job

01:28:15.580 --> 01:28:20.380
job. But the upside is you're probably going to get to any pretty well.

01:28:20.380 --> 01:28:27.100
And works on their schedule. Then there's the air traffic situation. For the 2026 masters

01:28:27.100 --> 01:28:33.500
estimates project approximately 1200 private jets descending on Augusta regional airport

01:28:33.500 --> 01:28:39.320
and nearby Daniel field. The FAA considers it one of the most complex air traffic operations

01:28:39.320 --> 01:28:44.860
in the entire southeast. And most people watching at home have absolutely no idea

01:28:44.860 --> 01:28:50.820
it's happening. Security follows the same invisible philosophy. Augusta works closely

01:28:50.820 --> 01:28:59.020
with the FBI, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, and a private force that reportedly includes

01:28:59.020 --> 01:29:04.760
Pinkerton agents. You won't see tactical gear. What you'll see are men in green jackets

01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:09.380
and polo shirts, trained professionals who can spot someone who doesn't belong from

01:29:09.380 --> 01:29:15.500
across a fairway. Approximately 2,500 security per year, like one of the rules is you're

01:29:15.500 --> 01:29:23.780
not allowed to sprint. But when you watch footage of people running to the green in the masters,

01:29:23.780 --> 01:29:27.900
they're like speed walking. But I'm like, dude, if I had like a little hop jump, are

01:29:27.900 --> 01:29:29.580
Are they kicking me out?

01:29:29.580 --> 01:29:31.820
Masters people running.

01:29:34.580 --> 01:29:39.580
Wait, people running in the master's golf course.

01:29:43.380 --> 01:29:44.220
Bro.

01:29:48.340 --> 01:29:49.820
What would I look up?

01:29:49.820 --> 01:29:53.420
People speed walking in the master's.

01:29:55.580 --> 01:29:56.420
Oh, here it is.

01:29:56.420 --> 01:30:03.140
and walk. There will be no rank at Augusta National. But there's some enthusiasm.

01:30:03.140 --> 01:30:06.140
Yeah, they hit like a speed walk like this lady right here.

01:30:06.140 --> 01:30:08.140
Nothing to that stride. Walks there.

01:30:08.140 --> 01:30:14.140
What if I hit a little jump, like a little skip? Does that count as a sprint?

01:30:16.640 --> 01:30:17.640
What are we doing there?

01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:20.640
Personnel helps secure the event in total.

01:30:20.640 --> 01:30:26.640
To house the influx of visitors, Augusta transforms through the master's housing market.

01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:28.640
I don't know, man.

01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:30.640
Like, I would love...

01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:35.640
Like, I think golf is just kind of like a chill background sports have in the background,

01:30:35.640 --> 01:30:38.640
and it's like okay to watch like cool shots.

01:30:38.640 --> 01:30:43.640
But the idea of me showing up to a golf course, paying money to go there,

01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:47.640
being on a wait list forever by the way, to even be able to go there,

01:30:47.640 --> 01:30:53.940
And then have to speedwalk whole to whole to watch a guy hit the ball and then speedwalk later.

01:30:53.940 --> 01:30:56.940
It's like, I feel like it doesn't seem fun as a spectator.

01:30:56.940 --> 01:30:59.340
Local residents like watching on.

01:30:59.340 --> 01:31:07.940
I feel like it's a sport that's definitively better to watch on TV because it's like you don't have to walk a mile to go watch him hit the ball.

01:31:07.940 --> 01:31:14.940
You just hit, he hits it and then it just jump cuts and you see where it lands and it's like, oh, that was a fast shot.

01:31:14.940 --> 01:31:22.700
Move out and rent their homes to corporations caddies and fans for $10,000 to $50,000 for the week

01:31:23.340 --> 01:31:30.260
Over 95% of all people be rent their house out for 50k a week. Oh my god

01:31:30.700 --> 01:31:36.700
People are paying that all available housing within 20 miles is booked months in advance

01:31:37.100 --> 01:31:41.340
If you haven't reserved something, but it's just like Coachella right now, dude. Oh my god

01:31:41.340 --> 01:31:49.240
This is like actually reminiscent of Coachella like that whole city Coachella Valley, California is like only alive as a fucking city

01:31:49.860 --> 01:31:55.820
Because they have Coachella and other events there like that city does nothing outside of like hold events

01:31:56.100 --> 01:31:58.940
Like it's in the desert in the middle of nowhere

01:31:58.940 --> 01:32:04.620
But it's so fucking expensive because everything everybody wants to go there by February and it's crazy

01:32:04.900 --> 01:32:06.900
You're probably sleeping in your car

01:32:06.900 --> 01:32:11.900
Running the Masters takes an army of over 5,000 workers and volunteers.

01:32:11.900 --> 01:32:19.900
Hospitality staff, caddies, marshals, media support, and the green-jacketed figures stationed throughout the grounds.

01:32:19.900 --> 01:32:27.900
Hundreds of students from elite culinary and turf management programs across the country apply just for the credential.

01:32:27.900 --> 01:32:34.900
Wow, bro. I didn't mean to do that. There's got to be a guy that's like his dream job is lawn mowing the Augusta.

01:32:34.900 --> 01:32:40.960
apply just for the credential and they probably get paid well to doing Augusta

01:32:40.960 --> 01:32:46.100
National on your resume opens doors it is the most prestigious address in your

01:32:46.100 --> 01:32:52.500
field now four minutes in felt like 20 yep sorry mitch on key merchandise the

01:32:52.500 --> 01:32:58.420
master's absolutely categorically refuses to sell online zero e-commerce

01:32:58.420 --> 01:33:01.040
zero third-party retailers.

01:33:01.040 --> 01:33:04.420
If you want the hat, you have to physically be there.

01:33:04.420 --> 01:33:05.420
Think about-

01:33:05.420 --> 01:33:08.920
Bro, the resale value on the hats is probably crazy.

01:33:08.920 --> 01:33:09.920
What that means.

01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:15.920
The merchandise shop is believed to generate approximately $1 million every single hour.

01:33:15.920 --> 01:33:17.420
I'm not putting you on the chunky.

01:33:17.420 --> 01:33:18.420
You're my mod.

01:33:18.420 --> 01:33:21.420
You're instilling a bad chatter mindset.

01:33:21.420 --> 01:33:22.420
You realize that, right?

01:33:22.420 --> 01:33:23.920
Because it's like my chat.

01:33:23.920 --> 01:33:25.420
I understand you're trolling, bro.

01:33:25.420 --> 01:33:29.780
But it's like when you bitch about the video and you tell me to turn the video speed up

01:33:29.780 --> 01:33:34.540
Then my chat thinks that it's okay to do it and then now I have to have a whole talk again in pause

01:33:34.540 --> 01:33:40.700
And then we finish the video later because I'm now talking and pausing about something that has nothing to do with the video

01:33:40.700 --> 01:33:42.700
It's open over

01:33:43.300 --> 01:33:45.300
$16,000 per minute

01:33:45.300 --> 01:33:52.180
About what that means the merchandise shop is believed to generate approximately one million dollars every single hour

01:33:52.180 --> 01:33:56.480
It's open. How does the birth shop generate a million dollars an hour?

01:33:56.480 --> 01:34:00.680
How many people are fucking going to this event a million dollars an hour?

01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:03.880
Are they charging fucking three hundred dollars for a fucking green hat?

01:34:04.300 --> 01:34:07.560
What is what are they gonna get a million bucks over?

01:34:08.400 --> 01:34:11.880
16,000 a minute. Oh my god. They only accept Apple pay

01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:17.580
$10,000 per minute grossing an estimated 70 million dollars across the week

01:34:17.580 --> 01:34:21.280
Hats, shirts, polos, rain gear...

01:34:21.280 --> 01:34:24.580
Wait, what are the prices on these?

01:34:24.580 --> 01:34:28.580
I mean, that's not, like, that bad.

01:34:28.580 --> 01:34:30.180
It's bad.

01:34:30.180 --> 01:34:33.380
You know, but a golf shirt, a good golf shirt from the masters,

01:34:33.380 --> 01:34:35.380
you know, 70 bucks.

01:34:35.380 --> 01:34:39.180
...rain gear, and yes, those famous garden gnomes.

01:34:39.180 --> 01:34:43.780
$70 million cash in hand, no shipping required.

01:34:43.780 --> 01:34:46.680
The most desired drives lines that wrap around the building

01:34:46.680 --> 01:34:51.120
before the gates even open. Concessions at the masters are the most talked about food

01:34:51.120 --> 01:35:02.040
situation in professionals. Wait, what? The sandwiches are only a dollar fifty?

01:35:02.040 --> 01:35:15.560
Excuse me? Why is everything so cheap? Why is a sandwich less than a bottle of water?

01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:22.520
beer five bucks. Not bad. Not bad. Now I'm getting now I'm getting the hype about maybe maybe coming to

01:35:22.520 --> 01:35:29.320
the masters. Hey slamming a couple Bruce keys maybe having a mini moon pie for a dollar. Pimento cheese

01:35:29.320 --> 01:35:36.440
sandwich boards for the exact opposite reason from every other event at the Super Bowl. No phone

01:35:36.440 --> 01:35:44.680
allowed and they lost me and they lost me. How am I going to stand in between each golf shot.

01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:46.800
I'm waiting for this guy to tee up.

01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:48.640
He's taking fucking four practice swings.

01:35:48.640 --> 01:35:50.600
You know, let's wrap it up, buddy.

01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:52.480
Dog in a big ball.

01:35:52.480 --> 01:35:55.520
Here runs $25 to $30.

01:35:55.520 --> 01:35:58.680
Augusta has made the deliberate, almost philosophical

01:35:58.680 --> 01:36:01.840
decision to go the other direction entirely.

01:36:01.840 --> 01:36:04.560
The prices haven't changed in decades.

01:36:04.560 --> 01:36:07.520
Pimento cheese sandwich, $1.50.

01:36:07.520 --> 01:36:09.720
That kind of looks gross.

01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:19.620
A dollar fifty egg salad sandwich a dollar fifty

01:36:20.480 --> 01:36:27.120
Masters club sandwich three good if everything meant for people with dentures, bro. What are we eating?

01:36:30.660 --> 01:36:35.560
It's just all cheese and egg salad fucking oh my god be dollars

01:36:37.560 --> 01:36:44.400
Domestic beer five dollars that's fire. That's good a beer at the master to beer when it

01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:50.820
Oh, you lost me again. Oh, per purchase. Oh, so I could just, I could pull up again?

01:36:51.380 --> 01:36:54.900
What if I order two beers, slam them right in front of the lady, and then order two more?

01:36:54.900 --> 01:36:56.660
Str's costs five dollars.

01:36:56.660 --> 01:36:59.940
Oh my god, you know another, no, see another problem. I'm gonna have to pee constantly.

01:37:00.460 --> 01:37:02.000
I'm gonna have to pee constantly.

01:37:02.000 --> 01:37:05.400
But there's so many old people that come to these events, they gotta have bathrooms everywhere.

01:37:05.400 --> 01:37:08.800
At the Super Bowl, that same beer is eight-

01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:12.140
OOOOOOOH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING SUPER BALL!

01:37:12.140 --> 01:37:14.680
You're not even getting a draft beer.

01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:18.880
Oh, at the Super Bowl, you're getting a $20 Bud Light.

01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:21.280
You're getting a $20 Bud Light.

01:37:21.280 --> 01:37:25.280
Bud Light, oh, are you going to Bud Light fucking Flavor Blast?

01:37:25.280 --> 01:37:26.280
Flavor Burst?

01:37:26.280 --> 01:37:28.280
Oh, that'll be $24.

01:37:28.280 --> 01:37:29.280
What?

01:37:29.280 --> 01:37:32.160
Team to $22.

01:37:32.160 --> 01:37:37.880
The operation grosses an estimated $8 million across the week through sheer volume.

01:37:37.880 --> 01:37:38.880
Real money.

01:37:38.880 --> 01:37:39.880
Peanuts.

01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:40.880
$1.50.

01:37:40.880 --> 01:37:46.880
Banana dollar. Can I get a frozen banana?

01:37:46.880 --> 01:37:50.880
Ooh, classic chicken sandwich for three bucks. I think I'm housing about five of those.

01:37:50.880 --> 01:37:55.880
What is just barbecue?

01:37:55.880 --> 01:38:00.880
What does that mean? Barbecue what?

01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:03.880
Just barbecue sauce? It's just cheese and sauce.

01:38:03.880 --> 01:38:06.880
Not cheese and sauce. It's bread and sauce.

01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:12.720
the old the old man worth a hundred million dollars walks up to the line I'll have the

01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:18.720
barbecue but the club is consciously leaving tens of millions of dollars on the table every

01:38:18.720 --> 01:38:27.120
year by not raising prices to market rates why because the patron is a guest Augusta national

01:38:27.120 --> 01:38:32.640
treats everyone inside those gates not as a customer to extract revenue from but as an

01:38:32.640 --> 01:38:38.880
invited guest of the club. The low prices are part of the experience part of the brand.

01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:44.520
It is one of the most effective strategies in sports history and it costs the millions

01:38:44.520 --> 01:38:50.760
every year to maintain it. Masters. Yo, it's kind of a waste for that kid to have it.

01:38:50.760 --> 01:38:57.600
Okay. That kid having a spot as a guest. Okay. I understand he wants to experience

01:38:57.600 --> 01:39:05.200
He doesn't appreciate a $5 draft beer. Okay out of golf course. He doesn't appreciate see here's the problem

01:39:05.320 --> 01:39:11.080
He just got like a diet coke and some cheese sandwich for $1.50. He doesn't understand that

01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:18.520
When he's fucking 21, you know, he's gonna be spending $15 for beer sometimes

01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:21.800
It's gonna be like why am I doing this? Why am I doing the $5 draft?

01:39:22.520 --> 01:39:27.120
$5 draft beer. That's a fucking steal man. We can build slowly and get it

01:39:27.120 --> 01:39:31.920
Eat and deliberately players begin arriving the prior Wednesday for practice rounds

01:39:32.640 --> 01:39:38.340
Augusta's greens are among the fastest and most complex in professional golf and you can't walk it

01:39:38.340 --> 01:39:43.680
You just eat fucking 15 egg sandwiches and just throw up on the green

01:39:43.680 --> 01:39:50.680
He's about to hit his shot.

01:39:50.680 --> 01:39:57.000
He's actually all over the place and he's like, you got to leave.

01:39:57.000 --> 01:39:58.000
Can't walk in cold.

01:39:58.000 --> 01:39:59.680
You got to leave.

01:39:59.680 --> 01:40:03.560
Monday and Tuesday are- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:40:03.560 --> 01:40:04.560
Fan days.

01:40:04.560 --> 01:40:07.840
The only time cameras are allowed on the grounds.

01:40:07.840 --> 01:40:13.480
Players sign autographs, relax, and skip balls across the water on the 16th hole.

01:40:13.480 --> 01:40:30.760
A tradition that started spontaneously and became one of the most beloved unofficial rituals

01:40:30.760 --> 01:40:32.400
in sports.

01:40:32.400 --> 01:40:38.760
Wednesday is the PAR3 contest, a nine-hole exhibition where players use their wives, children,

01:40:38.760 --> 01:40:40.600
or caddies as bag carriers.

01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:45.400
It is without a you're getting your two-year-old son to fucking carry your golf bag

01:40:46.080 --> 01:40:50.520
exaggeration the most heartwarming day in profession he ain't gonna be able to hold back a golf

01:40:51.080 --> 01:40:57.600
Hall of Fame players men who have won dozens of tournaments grinning while their six-year-old fumbles with a putter

01:40:58.640 --> 01:41:02.040
Some really drunk eye in the audience starts chirping one of the kids

01:41:03.400 --> 01:41:08.140
Yeah, you're a fucking shitty caddy your dad's ass at golf, too

01:41:08.140 --> 01:41:16.860
He's not gonna win. I have money on Calci on his fucking I have money on his on Calci on him fucking losing this and there is the curse

01:41:17.500 --> 01:41:24.520
No player who has won the par three contest has ever gone on to get that sucks when the Masters in the same year

01:41:24.860 --> 01:41:26.860
It is held for decades

01:41:27.300 --> 01:41:30.180
Nobody can explain it. Everyone talks about it

01:41:30.980 --> 01:41:35.420
Thursday through Sunday the tournament runs in earnest gates open at 8 a.m.

01:41:35.420 --> 01:41:41.620
And what follows is the running of the patrons thousands of people power walking to claim their spots

01:41:42.260 --> 01:41:45.640
Because once you back I ran back I ran kick him the fuck out

01:41:46.280 --> 01:41:51.080
Kick him the fuck out two feet left the ground at the same time that counts as a rod yours for the day

01:41:51.500 --> 01:41:53.500
Hold up

01:41:56.180 --> 01:41:59.080
You can leave for hours

01:42:02.300 --> 01:42:04.300
Come back

01:42:05.420 --> 01:42:19.420
And your chair was you on the fucking people power walking to claim their-

01:42:19.420 --> 01:42:20.420
Right there!

01:42:20.420 --> 01:42:21.420
Psst!

01:42:21.420 --> 01:42:22.420
Wait!

01:42:22.420 --> 01:42:23.420
Fuck!

01:42:23.420 --> 01:42:24.420
Ah!

01:42:24.420 --> 01:42:30.420
Two feet left the ground. Two feet left the ground. That's a foot hover. That's a foot hover.

01:42:30.420 --> 01:42:32.420
Can we get a macro zoom on that?

01:42:32.420 --> 01:42:36.540
That guy's foot is not left. That guy's foot is not on the ground right now. That's a sprint

01:42:37.140 --> 01:42:38.460
That's air

01:42:38.460 --> 01:42:40.460
Get him out

01:42:43.140 --> 01:42:48.460
Because once you place your foldable chair somewhere on the grounds that spot is yours for the day

01:42:48.820 --> 01:42:53.980
You can leave for hours come back and your chair will be exactly where you left it

01:42:54.300 --> 01:42:59.180
In a world where you can barely leave a stadium seat to you that's fire use the restroom

01:42:59.180 --> 01:43:05.420
this unspoken social contract feels extraordinary. Sunday is engineered to

01:43:05.420 --> 01:43:11.040
the minute. The final pairing tees off around 2.40 p.m. The broadcast is

01:43:11.040 --> 01:43:15.140
structured so the final putt drops and the champion is crowned in the last

01:43:15.140 --> 01:43:20.020
minutes of natural sunlight. Golden late afternoon light washing over the

01:43:20.020 --> 01:43:26.340
18th green. It's not an accident. Every camera angle, every shadow, every ray

01:43:26.340 --> 01:43:33.620
of light has been considered. The Masters has aired on CBS since 1956, nearly seven consecutive

01:43:33.620 --> 01:43:39.900
decades. But the relationship is unlike anything else in sports broadcasting. Augusta National

01:43:39.900 --> 01:43:40.900
and CBS.

01:43:40.900 --> 01:43:48.180
Bro, they could make golf. So can we have like a side subsection golf professional series

01:43:48.180 --> 01:43:55.860
that isn't like high class? Let's have a commentator that's like, that was a shit

01:43:55.860 --> 01:44:03.980
shot. Yep, Scottie Scheffler just fucking chunked that one into the water. Oh, live golf.

01:44:03.980 --> 01:44:04.980
Okay, really?

01:44:04.980 --> 01:44:10.380
Let's work on a one. Maybe that doesn't exist. One year contract. Good. Good. Because sometimes

01:44:10.380 --> 01:44:15.300
it just seems to like, too professional. Like I understand it's a pro sport, but

01:44:15.300 --> 01:44:20.260
it's like, Brad, come on. Act every single year. Let's make this more like darts where

01:44:20.260 --> 01:44:22.140
people who can get really drunk.

01:44:22.140 --> 01:44:26.660
The club retains complete editorial control over every element.

01:44:26.660 --> 01:44:28.660
That includes commercials.

01:44:28.660 --> 01:44:32.460
Augusta limits ads to four minutes per broadcast hour.

01:44:32.460 --> 01:44:38.340
For comparison, a standard NFL broadcast runs closer to 20 minutes of ads per hour.

01:44:38.340 --> 01:44:40.540
The Masters runs four.

01:44:40.540 --> 01:44:43.980
Announcers also follow strict terminology.

01:44:43.980 --> 01:44:45.940
Patrons are never called fans.

01:44:45.940 --> 01:44:48.260
The gallery is never the crowd.

01:44:48.260 --> 01:44:50.260
Why?

01:44:50.260 --> 01:44:52.460
But why?

01:44:52.460 --> 01:44:55.760
The language is specific and it is enforced.

01:44:55.760 --> 01:45:02.660
The Masters has just a handful of global sponsors, historically IBM, AT&T, and Mercedes-Benz-

01:45:02.660 --> 01:45:03.660
IBM?

01:45:03.660 --> 01:45:10.860
IBM still exists?

01:45:10.860 --> 01:45:15.900
What does IBM make?

01:45:15.900 --> 01:45:20.220
I just fucked up chat by full screening.

01:45:20.220 --> 01:45:21.260
IBM been a thing.

01:45:21.260 --> 01:45:22.700
Yeah, I know IBM been a thing.

01:45:22.700 --> 01:45:25.620
I thought IBM got like fucking out,

01:45:25.620 --> 01:45:28.620
out, you know, done by every other tech company.

01:45:31.300 --> 01:45:33.900
What does IBM do?

01:45:35.980 --> 01:45:39.820
Oh, they have AI, hybrid cloud computing and consulting.

01:45:39.820 --> 01:45:48.620
Benz. These companies don't run conventional 32nd spots. They run long-form brand p-

01:45:48.620 --> 01:45:51.580
Oh my god, chat just disappeared. What the fuck happened?

01:45:53.820 --> 01:45:54.540
Oh, and we're back.

01:45:54.540 --> 01:46:00.060
Pieces that feel more like short films. They accept less airtime than they'd get during a regular

01:46:00.060 --> 01:46:05.580
NFL game and pay a premium for it. Why? Because of who's watching. Average live

01:46:05.580 --> 01:46:13.260
viewership sits between 12 and 15 million, nowhere near the Superbowl's 127 million.

01:46:13.260 --> 01:46:15.260
But the master's audience skews heavily.

01:46:15.260 --> 01:46:19.020
Yo, unbanned the guy that I just banned, I just saw a paragraph spam three times.

01:46:19.020 --> 01:46:22.300
I don't know what it was, but he toured high net time in the mouth for like 10 minutes.

01:46:22.300 --> 01:46:26.460
net worth individuals, executives, and decision makers.

01:46:26.460 --> 01:46:31.060
For companies selling enterprise contracts or luxury vehicles, this is a more.

01:46:31.060 --> 01:46:33.540
How do you got banned on Twitch?

01:46:33.540 --> 01:46:35.540
For what?

01:46:35.540 --> 01:46:38.660
valuable room than almost anywhere else in media.

01:46:38.660 --> 01:46:42.180
The champion's dinner is held Tuesday evening of Master's week

01:46:42.180 --> 01:46:44.660
and dates back to 1952

01:46:44.660 --> 01:46:48.180
when Ben Hogan suggested gathering past champions.

01:46:48.180 --> 01:46:50.500
The rules are simple and unbreakable.

01:46:50.500 --> 01:46:52.300
Only past master's champions

01:46:52.300 --> 01:46:54.940
and the chairman of Augusta National are allowed in the room.

01:46:54.940 --> 01:46:58.180
No media, no cameras, no family members.

01:46:58.180 --> 01:47:00.540
It is the most exclusive dinner in sports.

01:47:00.540 --> 01:47:02.980
The previous year's champion selects the menu

01:47:02.980 --> 01:47:04.660
and pays for it.

01:47:04.660 --> 01:47:05.700
PAYS FOR IT!

01:47:08.580 --> 01:47:12.180
Oh wait no, they just made like five million dollars from winning the tournament. Yeah, that's fair.

01:47:13.300 --> 01:47:17.780
They select the meal and pay for it. Yo, I'm getting like Wendy's.

01:47:20.340 --> 01:47:24.340
Everybody's getting a ten-piece nug, bro. I'm spending a hundred dollars tops.

01:47:24.340 --> 01:47:29.540
Menu and Pays Fort. The menus have become almost as talked about as the tournament itself.

01:47:29.540 --> 01:47:34.920
Scotty chef now real talk. I make my own I make my own fucking meal

01:47:35.800 --> 01:47:40.420
Firecracker shrimp cheeseburger sliders tortilla soup cut that out

01:47:40.820 --> 01:47:45.540
Texas ribeye steak kind of good warm chocolate chip skillet cookie

01:47:46.700 --> 01:47:51.880
Flair's cheeseburgers John Rom's Spanish tapas with Iberian ham and pinch

01:47:52.880 --> 01:47:56.380
Dude, you could pick whatever you want chat. What are you serving?

01:47:56.380 --> 01:48:02.700
I win the Masters I'm gonna pick my own menu. I gotta pay for it. I gotta pick my own menu

01:48:03.740 --> 01:48:07.940
Yo, I'm just doing straight barbecue and seafood boils

01:48:09.420 --> 01:48:12.540
I'm gonna do a mixture of like sushi

01:48:13.300 --> 01:48:17.380
Korean barbecue and Cajun seafood boils

01:48:18.740 --> 01:48:25.740
Those three bang throw that in there goes flown in from Spain. Oh and the dessert man

01:48:25.740 --> 01:48:29.000
I'm going like I'm doing like a rich brownie

01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:33.720
Hideki Matsuyama's traditional Japanese cuisine each and mochi

01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:37.120
Menu is a reflection of who the champion is

01:48:37.480 --> 01:48:42.840
Crab cakes calamari seared salmon mashed potatoes king crab legs vanilla bean ice cream

01:48:43.800 --> 01:48:45.800
And where they're from

01:48:45.960 --> 01:48:49.200
Oh wait, I love this. Can I see like what everybody's picked?

01:48:50.400 --> 01:48:54.560
Who do you think had the worst all masters dinners?

01:48:54.560 --> 01:48:59.560
and I'm going to show you the

01:48:59.560 --> 01:49:04.560
master's menu. Master's

01:49:04.560 --> 01:49:08.560
champions dinners throughout the

01:49:08.560 --> 01:49:13.560
years. Oh hell yeah. Here we

01:49:13.560 --> 01:49:18.560
fucking go. Who do you think

01:49:18.560 --> 01:49:22.560
made a really gross one?

01:49:22.560 --> 01:49:24.160
I can't get behind this.

01:49:24.160 --> 01:49:25.120
I got to say it.

01:49:25.120 --> 01:49:26.440
I can't get behind it.

01:49:27.640 --> 01:49:32.640
2022, I like the first selection here.

01:49:35.040 --> 01:49:37.240
Hideki Matsuyama.

01:49:38.280 --> 01:49:41.800
Appetizer Shoshini and Nagiri, awesome.

01:49:41.800 --> 01:49:43.800
Yakitori chicken skewers, awesome.

01:49:43.800 --> 01:49:45.160
Black cod, okay.

01:49:45.160 --> 01:49:49.560
Wagyu beef, lost me.

01:49:49.560 --> 01:49:52.160
Wagyu steak in my opinion

01:49:52.160 --> 01:49:55.840
is the most overrated shit ever.

01:49:55.840 --> 01:49:58.840
It's so expensive, it's so fatty,

01:49:58.840 --> 01:50:01.240
I don't care if it's buttery and melts in your mouth,

01:50:01.240 --> 01:50:03.720
it makes me feel like I'm gonna throw up

01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:04.760
after you have it.

01:50:04.760 --> 01:50:07.560
It's actually so, it's too much.

01:50:07.560 --> 01:50:09.240
It's too much fat.

01:50:09.240 --> 01:50:11.800
Think about what it means to be in that room.

01:50:11.800 --> 01:50:16.600
Nicholas, Watson, Faldo, Mickelson, all of them.

01:50:16.600 --> 01:50:19.000
Every man wearing a green jacket.

01:50:19.000 --> 01:50:22.620
To get back in a second time, you have to win again.

01:50:22.620 --> 01:50:24.540
Of all the men ever to win the Masters,

01:50:24.540 --> 01:50:26.580
what do you mean to get back in a second time,

01:50:26.580 --> 01:50:28.300
you have to win again?

01:50:28.300 --> 01:50:29.140
What?

01:50:32.140 --> 01:50:33.780
You have to win again.

01:50:33.780 --> 01:50:34.900
Why do you have to win again?

01:50:34.900 --> 01:50:36.620
I thought if you win, you're just in.

01:50:36.620 --> 01:50:38.780
Of all the men ever to win the Masters,

01:50:38.780 --> 01:50:41.780
only 19 have won it multiple times.

01:50:41.780 --> 01:50:44.100
The dinner is the most tangible expression

01:50:44.100 --> 01:50:46.380
of what the green jacket represents.

01:50:46.380 --> 01:50:47.660
Not just a victory,

01:50:47.660 --> 01:50:50.580
but membership in something that can never be bought.

01:50:50.580 --> 01:50:51.420
The ticket.

01:50:51.420 --> 01:50:53.400
The masters is, without debate,

01:50:53.400 --> 01:50:56.040
the hardest ticket to get in professional sports.

01:50:56.040 --> 01:50:58.880
Is it the weight less like eight years or some shit?

01:50:58.880 --> 01:51:00.480
Harder than the Super Bowl,

01:51:00.480 --> 01:51:02.440
harder than the World Series,

01:51:02.440 --> 01:51:03.560
harder than Wimbledon.

01:51:03.560 --> 01:51:06.160
Most weekly badges are held by legacy holders,

01:51:06.160 --> 01:51:09.560
families who have had the same badges for 30, 40,

01:51:09.560 --> 01:51:12.480
50 years passed down like property.

01:51:12.480 --> 01:51:15.040
For everyone else, there is the lottery.

01:51:15.040 --> 01:51:16.700
Millions apply.

01:51:16.700 --> 01:51:20.220
less than 1% are selected, not given a ticket,

01:51:20.220 --> 01:51:22.580
but selected for the opportunity to buy one.

01:51:22.580 --> 01:51:26.740
At face value, a four-day badge is $140.

01:51:26.740 --> 01:51:29.660
Not bad, not bad at all.

01:51:29.660 --> 01:51:33.420
Secondary markets, tickets sell for 30 to 40 times,

01:51:33.420 --> 01:51:35.380
often hitting two to 5K.

01:51:35.380 --> 01:51:40.220
The gap between face value and market value

01:51:40.220 --> 01:51:42.900
is as large as in any ticket market on earth.

01:51:42.900 --> 01:51:46.220
For those with deeper pockets, there is Berkman's place.

01:51:46.220 --> 01:51:49.580
Augusta's ultra premium hospitality experience

01:51:49.580 --> 01:51:52.540
tucked discreetly behind the trees near the fifth hole,

01:51:52.540 --> 01:51:55.420
five restaurants, a private merchandise shop,

01:51:55.420 --> 01:51:59.500
replica putting greens, world-class food and wine.

01:51:59.500 --> 01:52:03.580
Staff whose only job is to make sure you want for nothing.

01:52:03.580 --> 01:52:05.980
Bro, I don't like that.

01:52:05.980 --> 01:52:09.380
Overbearing staff, annoying.

01:52:09.380 --> 01:52:10.820
Okay?

01:52:10.820 --> 01:52:12.080
This is what I love.

01:52:13.040 --> 01:52:16.960
Staff member checks up on you once in a while.

01:52:16.960 --> 01:52:21.200
Once in a while, meaning like once a day, tops.

01:52:21.200 --> 01:52:23.560
But if I come to them with anything, they're like,

01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:25.120
all right, I'm ready.

01:52:25.120 --> 01:52:25.960
What do you want?

01:52:25.960 --> 01:52:26.800
What do you need?

01:52:26.800 --> 01:52:27.440
That's awesome.

01:52:27.440 --> 01:52:29.400
Where they're like accommodate whatever you need,

01:52:29.400 --> 01:52:31.400
but they're not like pressing you.

01:52:31.400 --> 01:52:34.080
I don't like when I'm in a clothing store

01:52:34.080 --> 01:52:36.200
and I get asked more than one time,

01:52:36.200 --> 01:52:38.000
hey, do you need help finding anything?

01:52:38.000 --> 01:52:43.400
I don't want to talk to anybody right now, okay. I don't want to talk to anybody

01:52:44.440 --> 01:52:47.260
You know the one store they don't ask you that Spencer's

01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:54.700
That's the one store. They don't ask you that every other store. They go you need help finding anything Spencer's they're not asking yet

01:52:54.980 --> 01:52:59.960
They know that they know better they know better you walk into Spencer's back on you need help find anything

01:52:59.960 --> 01:53:03.360
Yeah, sorry. I was looking for a pulsating dragon dildo. Do you know where that is? I?

01:53:03.360 --> 01:53:08.720
I, yeah sorry I couldn't, sorry I was just wondering, were you able to show me around,

01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:11.480
do you have any recommendations?

01:53:11.480 --> 01:53:18.040
The entry price is approximately $10,000 per person per day, not per week, per day, and

01:53:18.040 --> 01:53:19.440
it sells out.

01:53:19.440 --> 01:53:24.240
Once the green jacket ceremony concludes, the invisible cleanup begins, and it may

01:53:24.240 --> 01:53:27.720
be the most impressive logistical feat of the entire week.

01:53:27.720 --> 01:53:29.560
Spencer says dildos?

01:53:29.560 --> 01:53:32.280
Yeah, you didn't know that.

01:53:32.280 --> 01:53:38.920
fuck out of here. Oh, I had no idea. It's only the entire fucking back half of the store is

01:53:38.920 --> 01:53:41.880
is crazy shit.

01:53:41.880 --> 01:53:47.400
Gusta operates a zero trash policy. Staff members in green jumpsuits are positioned throughout

01:53:47.400 --> 01:53:52.160
the grounds with one assignment. Intercept I always go there for their their t-shirts

01:53:52.160 --> 01:53:55.120
of memes that are fucking eight years old.

01:53:55.120 --> 01:54:00.560
Trash before it hits the ground. The moment a patron crumples a sandwich wrapper,

01:54:00.560 --> 01:54:07.480
is there to take it. Within 48 hours of the final putt, the grandstands are being dismantled.

01:54:07.480 --> 01:54:12.040
TV cables are being pulled from underground conduits. Berkman's place is being broken

01:54:12.040 --> 01:54:18.520
down. TERF is being reseeded. Foot traffic carefully erased. In 72 hours, Augusta National

01:54:18.520 --> 01:54:23.880
is returned to exactly what it is for 51 weeks of every year. A private golf club

01:54:23.880 --> 01:54:29.600
closed entirely to the public. No tours, no visitors, no exceptions. And the internal

01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:35.600
review every blade of grass every patron flow pattern every broad row and it's

01:54:35.600 --> 01:54:39.200
wild because so many of the people that are members they're probably golf they're

01:54:39.200 --> 01:54:44.640
like infrequently cast element like if I if I paid for a membership there I feel

01:54:44.640 --> 01:54:48.320
like I would have to go like every other day begins immediately in service of

01:54:48.320 --> 01:54:52.320
making next year's tournament even better the Super Bowl dominates the

01:54:52.320 --> 01:54:59.120
ratings 127 million people watch it live 19 of the 20 most watched American

01:54:59.120 --> 01:55:00.520
broadcasts of all time.

01:55:00.920 --> 01:55:02.620
MASH goodbye.

01:55:02.720 --> 01:55:03.420
What is that?

01:55:06.020 --> 01:55:09.120
1983 are Super Bowls.

01:55:09.220 --> 01:55:12.620
The Masters can't touch those numbers and it doesn't try to.

01:55:13.320 --> 01:55:16.520
What the Masters does instead is dominate the imagination.

01:55:16.620 --> 01:55:20.320
Well, I think the Masters can't touch those numbers because

01:55:20.420 --> 01:55:24.420
it's it's also just not as as popular viewing wise.

01:55:24.420 --> 01:55:27.820
Like golf is a very popular sport, but like even most

01:55:27.820 --> 01:55:31.420
people that play golf don't really watch the masters. Whereas

01:55:31.420 --> 01:55:35.020
the Supervoles like a big family, like friend event.

01:55:35.620 --> 01:55:38.460
It's the only sporting event where the venue itself is the

01:55:38.460 --> 01:55:43.100
biggest star. The course, the flowers, the green jackets, the

01:55:43.100 --> 01:55:46.540
traditions, every piece has been curated and protected for

01:55:46.540 --> 01:55:50.100
nearly a century. A champion's dinner with no cameras, a

01:55:50.100 --> 01:55:53.300
ticket lottery, where winning just means you get to pay face

01:55:53.300 --> 01:56:00.480
value, beer for $5, a curse nobody can explain, and a cleanup operation so thorough the place

01:56:00.480 --> 01:56:03.400
looks untouched within three days.

01:56:03.400 --> 01:56:07.840
There is no other event on earth that works quite this way, and it probably will be for

01:56:07.840 --> 01:56:08.840
quite some time.

01:56:08.840 --> 01:56:14.480
Yeah, I don't think there's ever going to be an event that has that level of professionalism

01:56:14.480 --> 01:56:17.920
through and through, but I mean, that was an interesting video.

01:56:17.920 --> 01:56:19.960
All right, next.

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I've been led splinter JD and Kerr thinking of the sub bomber

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It's talking for the sub s Daxter potato for the sub super thing over the thousand bees

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Have you ever watched one piece? Yeah, but only like 80 episodes Danny and sorry over the sub heck

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Thank you for the three. I would ever consider playing

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I know Carl and a shape of the sub by for the sub if you ever do

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Do you want excuse you had to play for the s h f you have such a snap club for the sub or closer for the sub

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Scott thinking for the five says the rich Oliver thinking of the three last three hours

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I usually watch the YouTube

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With my girlfriend. I think she loves you para socially into thinking of the sub bongo for the sub

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Unknown and Brent think of the sub the gassy think of the five gift. It's page and one for the sub

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It's Jack think of the three one or two they had cows graze on fairways

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They'll see you German prisoners of order repair and build one things ever raised Creek Tyler think of the three

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Look up a customer national party with that

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Juju think of the sub peanut for the sub Bailey think of the three slurp an Ivan for the sub all right chat next video but

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Today obviously react a tomorrow hold up. Oh my gosh

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All right, we're doing, yeah, ban that kid.

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We're doing a full React day today, chat.

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Tomorrow is going to be the 988 awareness slash charity stream.

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Three to eight EST.

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It's going to be for 988 the whole stream,

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but we're going to be just playing games,

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talking to chat, biving out.

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Tuesday, not live.

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Wednesday is going to be horror games, retro rewind.

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Thursday, not live.

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Friday is going to be Reacts.

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Saturday, random games and content kinks.

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Sunday, Reacts.

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Monday, next week, 420, weed review into the snack review.

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Next.

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Tuesday, not live.

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And then we'll go from there.

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OC, thank you for the sub.

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Hasn't served from the sub, Ivan for the sub.

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All right.

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Okay, next video. I got a pest first actually real quick. Then we'll hop in place catch

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one. Nope. New Fern video. Nope. You have any videos you have not skips yet to play

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video such like Dave such tab. Hey, example right there why it stays in subtle need a

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whole react day. Stop asking you to do other shit. It's so annoying. All right, walk

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I'm gonna press real quick that we're gonna hop into the next video

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All right, let's go.

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Next video, tap in.

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Stephen Austin has it for a sub chat.

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Next vid.

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History's most ridiculous jobs that no longer exist.

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That no longer exist.

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In this day and age, we really take for granted just how quick and easy it is to be able to communicate.

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Back in the days of yore, not everyone was rolling around at the speed of sound.

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It could take several weeks to be able to relay critical information to your buddies,

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and a lot can change in just a few weeks.

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Nevertheless, delayed from being a message carrier that had to be one of the worst jobs

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during World War One.

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When they give a trench warfare because most people would die just because of bomb bombardment.

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They would give one guy like, they're not one guy, they would give four different guys

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the same message and just go, okay, now run to the other trench.

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Knowing that like three of them are going to die, at least.

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if you make it they give you another letter and they go okay now run it back no no what the fuck

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i mean like that's like the worst job that's gonna be the worst job ever in world war one being the

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guy that has to run from fucking area to area just knowing that your profit is gonna get blown up

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information was better than no information at all and that's why highly trained long

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distance messengers could make or break empires.

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First used thousands of years ago in ancient times, couriers were the best and fastest

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form of communication pretty much up until the invention of the telegraph in 1837.

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Sure, boats and trains made things a tad bit faster, but the principle was pretty much

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unchanged, physically transporting documents from point A to point B.

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The earliest and most sophisticated courier system of its time was that of the Doltspan

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We're just going to silently move to sub only mode, you know, you saw you saw it, right?

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You know, there's a lot of annoying chatters, just a little spam, you know, it's just a lot

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of redone.

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Let's go.

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So Prince and Abbey's from the sub Dallas and save the sub Kurt Smith and Reese to the

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sub.

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Mass 2 pointer, but the principal was pretty much unchanged, physically transporting documents

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from point A to point B. The earliest and most sophisticated.

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Oh my God.

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I never even thought about being a guy that had to transport a message from the king in the UK all the way to the United States

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Holy shit

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Motherfuckers didn't even know we were in war for three months. You know, you gotta you gotta get on a wooden boat and

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Sail across the ocean to go the king decrees that you shall stop

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No

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Okay

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Really? Yeah, no. Tell him now.

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Okay. Gets back on a boat for fucking four months. Gets back. They said no.

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Okay, we'll tell him I said that we're going to kill them. Okay.

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Okay, I'll be back.

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The courier system of its time was that of the massive and girthy Achaemenid Empire, also

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known as, or at least considered to be, the first Persian Empire.

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They constructed the Endurping Delay, dude, it's horrible.

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Oh my god.

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Yo, that had to feel like having a chat on a 10 minute delay, actually.

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Saying some shit, not getting a response for fucking forever, you're like reading

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a message from eight years ago you're like oh shit ariam a series of relay

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stations littered across the royal road the main vein of the empire this

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connected two major cities within the empire susa yeah but that's not nearly

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as bad like you having to like get on a horse and ride for like seven days eight

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days like how long do you think it would take and sardis can you it's

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probably actually way way longer than that can you can you deliver this

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message to, uh, Sardis? Uh, yeah, no problem at all. Sardis, no. The Royal Road stressed

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across 1700 miles of the Empire's western half. How long does that take to, to ride

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a horse that far? Half with patrolling guards and security stations. A while.

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Senator Deem Dent. Kabob and WTK for the sub lacks the sub. It was a Rewy. Oh,

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So you're saying they only, they run it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy who runs it to a guy that's supposed to get the message.

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They're regular intervals, making it heavily secured.

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I mean it kind of had to be.

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Messengers traveling down the road were carrying the orders from the great king himself, so they were pretty important.

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Anyone severing or intercepting that line of communication could cause devastating effects.

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regular intervals were checkpoints. These were relay stations that housed freshly charged horses

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as well as other messengers ready to pass things along down the line. This system of

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stations dropped delivery time from roughly 90 days on foot to just seven to nine days on horseback.

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Oh yeah, because you never need to take time to stop. Like you finally make it and you just

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give the guy the letter and he hauls ass. But what if you didn't have horses? Well,

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we'd have to ask the Inca. Jump forward 2,000 years to the 1500s and not much has changed

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in the ways of communication. In fact, one could argue that it was way worse. With no horses around,

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ink and runners instead relied on their piggies. They had a run?

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Yo, you gotta deliver this three countries over.

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Rangers of the King, called the Choskies, were slith-running marathons,

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fit and ready to rip, carrying messages across the vast mountain sides of the Inca Empire.

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Unlike their Persian counterparts, the Inca didn't carry the messages in their pockets.

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How well do you think these guys would fare in like a modern day marathon?

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Because if you're a Chosky and your entire job is to just deliver messages on feet

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or on foot, you're gonna be bad. I feel like if you gave them like Nike runners and you're like,

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all right, get in this race, I feel like they'd be pretty good now.

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Like their Persian counterparts, the Inca didn't carry the messages in their pockets,

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But rather they're noggins, and that's because the Inca...

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They had to remember the message!

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Oh my god!

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Dude, you mationed all the way there and they were just like, alright, what did he have to say?

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Ah, fuck.

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I don't remember. Something about...

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Somebody dying? I'm not sure.

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Did not have any formal written language.

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Oh, that's loud, right?

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Instead, apart from some complex numerical systems involving tied knots of string, everything

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was spoken.

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So what?

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They had a number system of tied string, but they had no written language.

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They never thought like, maybe we should write this down.

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This is really a pain in the ass to try and remember a specific message for a day straight.

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And it's like, it's probably a not just sometimes one sentence.

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Like if you have to relay a message, you might have to relay like a complex idea, you know?

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Like it's not as simple as like, oh hey, go tell this person this king has died, we need

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to meet up.

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It's like, no, you have to go let them know like a full paragraph of info.

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A strong memory was the key to getting the right message across.

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It's like the telephone game?

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Well, I think in this instance there's not a relay.

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I don't think it's a guy telling somebody another message.

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Who's telling somebody else.

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I think it's just like, hey, you have to go tell them this.

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Ross.

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The Chaskis were tasked with relaying the king's orders

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to nearby provinces and military commanders.

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Tell the soldiers that they're doing a solid job

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and to keep up the great work.

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Yes, my king.

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There's no way it was that simple.

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The Inca though did rely on relay stations

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to always have a fresh pair of legs ready to-

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That's worse.

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That's worse.

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You have the fresh pair of legs,

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but then now I'm telling a guy a message that I was told,

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and he has to tell somebody else.

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And then now it's like the message gets to the guy

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that needs to hear it, and it's just fucked.

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To deliver a message.

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It is telephones.

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According to Spanish chroniclers,

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that's a fun word to say,

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each station was about a half a league apart,

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but could be as far as a league and a half.

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That's over 5 miles, or for you metric fellas, over 832-

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5 miles, bro?

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That's not that far.

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For a guy to, like, I mean, that's a far run, like, I couldn't run 5 miles, like, easily.

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But, for a guy that's job is to run something 5 miles?

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1,000 centimeters.

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The stations were more or less weather-resistant, small, huh?

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Why did we not hold the fuck up?

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For the people that don't use

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Not ways that we use the imperial group people who don't use the imperial system. Why are we telling them how many centimeters?

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Say how many kilometers eight eight point three kilometers in thirty two thousand centimeters

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The stations were more or less weather resistant small. It's a joke. Yeah, I know but it's still all hot with other chaskeys standing about

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Ready to get a move on upon arriving the first messenger would give the oral performance

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You must be fun parties. Oh my God. I remember I used to get that all the time

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But then I usually was the guy that was like, why are you fixing a watermelon with Robin?

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Just just eat the watermelon

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Or ones for his buddies and then repeat the message that he came with

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After memorizing the information the next Chatsky spread it up to five miles to the next station

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Now keep in mind. This was the Inca Empire. It wasn't easily traversed flat road

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It was pretty much uphill both ways wobbly cobblestone roads 10,000 feet above sea level on part with how our parents walked to and from school every day

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Or so they claim

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The king

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said

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To slob is knob and that Greg's a jerk

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The fuck did I do? It's unfortunate that sometimes things get lost in translation

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But remember the first rule of exchanging information never shoot the messenger

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Sin Eater? What? That's a job? What do you do?

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Leave it to the English to come up with some spooky-dukey-hocus-pocus type stuff.

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If you're extremely poor and a social outcast with no lucrative or meaningful skills whatsoever

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Oh my god, you probably eat like their poop or something, dude. Holy.

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Then the profession of Sin Eater might have been on the menu for you.

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Historically the job was performed throughout the early 17th century up until the 19th century mostly in England, Scotland, and Wales

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So just this area. As a senator you were always on call for your services as people have a tendency of kicking the bucket at any given time

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So while you sat slapping mud around all day outside your fast food cottage

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You could receive the news of a local death at the drop of a hat

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Oh, he's dead.

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A relative or loved one would seek out your services almost immediately after the passing

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had passed.

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Once you were summoned, you'd pull up your bridges and twine off-screen to convene with

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the spiritually unclean.

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A wrapping at the door, you politely knock before entering.

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This seems like a good ass job, though, bro.

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What do I gotta go up to the dead guy and go, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.

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of eating his sins. He's clean. You waddle inside to see your new customer and get to work.

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It's gonna be like you have to eat a small intestine or some weird shit. You gotta drink his blood.

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So your job as the local sin eater was to, as you could probably guess,

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eat the sins of the deceased as pray- How do you do that?

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Your repentance apparently wasn't good enough. Now the eating of the sins was of course

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symbolic in nature, but it was conducted in a literal fashion.

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The family of the dearly departed presented the sin

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Don't say you had to eat them.

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...eater with food, usually bread and beer.

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The food was placed on the chest or face of the individual,

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right as they had passed away, supposedly.

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Alright, that's pretty awkward.

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That's pretty awkward.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Okay, so there's a dead guy with a loaf of bread and a pint of beer on his stomach,

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And the family is going to watch me eat the bread and beer

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while they're crying over his dead body.

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And I'm sitting in a dark room because it's the medieval ages

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next to a rotting corpse.

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And I'm just like, just eating, just eating bread.

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You do get free food and a pint of beer.

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That's pretty awesome.

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You leave it, you leave a little drunk.

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He's sucking up all the bad juju as good bread.

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Thanks for the beer.

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the soul floated to region. I'd go. I think he's still spiritually unclean. I'm gonna need another

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three beers. I think I'm gonna need another. I'm sensing something wrong here. I think I'm gonna

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need another four or five beers.

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It's beyond. So now with the food being properly seasoned with a pinch of immorality and a dash

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of transgression, it was time to shout out. The basic idea of the whole ceremony was that

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But you would effectively absolve the dead of any wrongdoings committed in life, allowing

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them a clean slate departure for the heavens as a certified good boy.

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Now you're probably not surprised to learn that this was far from a Michelin star dining

02:13:56.280 --> 02:13:57.280
experience.

02:13:57.280 --> 02:14:02.320
The bread was all stale and the beer was warm with a bunch of gross floaties in it.

02:14:02.320 --> 02:14:06.880
Perfect for the hipsters but- Okay, okay, and you lost me.

02:14:06.880 --> 02:14:09.620
And you lost me.

02:14:09.620 --> 02:14:11.800
Stale bread warm beer?

02:14:11.800 --> 02:14:13.480
Oooooooh.

02:14:13.480 --> 02:14:14.760
That's an ideal f-

02:14:14.760 --> 02:14:17.480
Warm beer and it probably tastes like shit too.

02:14:17.480 --> 02:14:19.000
For normal people.

02:14:19.000 --> 02:14:21.640
So after munching and crunching and glugging and chugging,

02:14:21.640 --> 02:14:24.360
you'd say a quick yet emotionally packed prayer.

02:14:24.920 --> 02:14:27.080
Grub dub dub, thanks for the grub.

02:14:27.880 --> 02:14:29.320
May he be absolved!

02:14:29.320 --> 02:14:31.080
And then I run out, I just-

02:14:31.080 --> 02:14:33.720
I dive through the window, break the glass.

02:14:35.000 --> 02:14:35.640
He's clean!

02:14:36.680 --> 02:14:37.320
Yeah, god.

02:14:38.760 --> 02:14:40.120
Where's the shooter?

02:14:40.120 --> 02:14:44.760
Now, with a proper sense of closure, you'd receive your paltry fee and be promptly vacated

02:14:44.760 --> 02:14:45.760
from the premises.

02:14:45.760 --> 02:14:50.040
So, while your work of purifying one's soul was well-appreciated-

02:14:50.040 --> 02:14:52.600
Bro, and you get, like, free food, though, no?

02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:55.160
I feel like this is a W-side hustle.

02:14:55.160 --> 02:14:58.560
...and you were looked down upon, even outcasted.

02:14:58.560 --> 02:14:59.560
The belief was that-

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Oh, because now you have all the sins.

02:15:01.200 --> 02:15:05.760
You'd retain all of these absorbed sins, polluting your own soul in the process.

02:15:05.760 --> 02:15:10.560
Without being the case, sin-eaters were forced to live reclusive and isolated lives, being

02:15:10.560 --> 02:15:15.520
hated, ridiculed, and shunned by the locals, until it was time to deep-throat a sin or

02:15:15.520 --> 02:15:16.520
twelve.

02:15:16.520 --> 02:15:19.560
It's not exactly clear how the tradition of sin-eating was started, some believe that

02:15:19.560 --> 02:15:23.960
it derives from the Jewish tradition of the Skategoat, a literal goat that was imbued

02:15:23.960 --> 02:15:28.320
with all of the local sins and troubles sent out into the wilderness and actively prod

02:15:28.320 --> 02:15:32.600
it off a cliff, taking all of the town's trials and tribulations with it.

02:15:32.600 --> 02:15:33.600
Atonement complete.

02:15:33.600 --> 02:15:34.600
Thanks, Mr. Goat.

02:15:34.600 --> 02:15:39.600
Wow, like we as a human race are like so fucking stupid, dude. It's unreal.

02:15:40.600 --> 02:15:51.600
We fully believe that like we could just like put the fucking every bad thing you've done onto a goat and then just throw it off a cliff and that makes it better.

02:15:51.600 --> 02:16:00.600
For sin-eating, it seems that the tradition was finally laid to rest in the beginning of the 20th century with the death of Richard Munslow, the last known sin-eater in England.

02:16:00.600 --> 02:16:08.680
Dude, 1906? I mean, that's like a long time ago, but that's still like modern-day history.

02:16:09.640 --> 02:16:12.280
Like, we're almost at the roaring 20s there.

02:16:12.920 --> 02:16:18.040
He reportedly was a humble and well-loved farmer who took on the job after the premature deaths

02:16:18.040 --> 02:16:23.240
of his children. Very sad. All in all, sin-eating really was a self-sacrifice when you look at

02:16:23.240 --> 02:16:27.960
it, trading in any sense of social standing for a few pints. But hey, free bread and beer.

02:16:27.960 --> 02:16:35.160
That's what I'm saying. You know, you're a poor guy starving to death. It's like, all right,

02:16:35.160 --> 02:16:45.880
I'll eat your sins. If you thought your childhood was rough, what was this? Powder monkey. Oh,

02:16:45.880 --> 02:16:53.640
you just got to like run back and forth cannon powder. If you thought your childhood was rough,

02:16:53.640 --> 02:16:57.880
imagine dipping, diving, ducking and dodging your way through cannon fire while it's looking

02:16:57.880 --> 02:17:01.080
a heavy sack of gunpowder on a ship in the middle of the ocean.

02:17:01.080 --> 02:17:04.200
That's what powder monkeys had to deal with almost on a daily basis.

02:17:04.200 --> 02:17:09.160
So while they were kids, they had been pissed at your mom for taking your Game Boy away for a few

02:17:09.160 --> 02:17:14.360
days, powder monkeys were grateful if they even saw tomorrow. Back during the age of sail,

02:17:14.360 --> 02:17:18.920
naval warfare was a pretty common occurrence. Ships just blasting big metal balls at each

02:17:18.920 --> 02:17:23.080
other in hopes of sinking the other guy faster or causing enough damage to warrant a

02:17:23.080 --> 02:17:28.760
surrender. In order to give yourself a fighting chance, you needed a well-trained, well-supplied

02:17:28.760 --> 02:17:33.720
crew who knew their way around cannons. Besides ammunition, the cannons needed a propellant

02:17:33.720 --> 02:17:38.600
to send those cannonballs barreling at the faces of the enemy. That propellant, of course,

02:17:38.600 --> 02:17:42.920
was gunpowder. In the heat of battle, every trained sailor needed to man their

02:17:42.920 --> 02:17:46.680
stations and execute their responsibilities in order to have a decent shot at survivors.

02:17:46.680 --> 02:17:53.160
Dude, I feel like I could be a fire fucking, like, pirate captain.

02:17:53.160 --> 02:17:54.720
I'm so serious.

02:17:54.720 --> 02:17:56.760
I think I could run that shit.

02:17:56.760 --> 02:17:59.160
We'd run training drills.

02:17:59.160 --> 02:18:01.840
You know, we'd fast load cannonballs.

02:18:01.840 --> 02:18:04.920
You know, cut the reload time down.

02:18:04.920 --> 02:18:05.400
And what?

02:18:05.400 --> 02:18:06.120
No, I'm serious.

02:18:06.120 --> 02:18:07.920
I would treat that shit like a video game.

02:18:07.920 --> 02:18:09.720
I feel like they didn't practice enough.

02:18:09.720 --> 02:18:11.960
I feel like a lot of the time they just went into battle.

02:18:11.960 --> 02:18:13.480
And it's like, yeah, they had military training,

02:18:13.480 --> 02:18:14.920
but it's like, bro, you could really

02:18:14.920 --> 02:18:21.560
loading time on these fucking things. I can never get over the fact that like in the revolutionary war

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the battle consisted of everybody lining up in a line and shooting a very inaccurate gun

02:18:29.320 --> 02:18:35.240
and then standing in front of the guy that's pointing a gun at you and spending two minutes

02:18:35.240 --> 02:18:43.000
reloading and fucking you know pushing the metal ball down back into your gun like why are we

02:18:43.000 --> 02:18:47.720
Why are we in a line right now? We're making it easier for them to hit us

02:18:47.720 --> 02:18:51.600
I know it's like okay now. We're shooting a wall of bullets and we're able to hit something

02:18:51.600 --> 02:18:58.540
Why don't we shoot separate merge back shoot separate like I don't understand

02:18:58.760 --> 02:19:04.260
There had to be a better way to fight like I haven't read Sun Zuz art of war

02:19:04.680 --> 02:19:10.860
But like there's no way in in those like early gun times. That was the best play

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But one responsibility that didn't need much training outside of carry this shit run over there was that of supplying powder to the

02:19:19.520 --> 02:19:27.120
Canineers since there wasn't much to the job description the they spread out once guns became accurate. Yeah, and then it was guerrilla warfare, but like

02:19:28.040 --> 02:19:29.520
chill

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And guns aren't accurate. All right. I'm not about to walk in like dude

02:19:35.060 --> 02:19:38.200
they would just walk at each other and shoot and

02:19:38.200 --> 02:19:42.360
And and sometimes it'd be like oh

02:19:43.880 --> 02:19:49.680
Fuck they're hitting a flank. They're a mile away. They're a mile away. They're flanking

02:19:50.880 --> 02:19:52.880
They're flanking. Oh

02:19:54.080 --> 02:19:58.240
Take fire. What the fuck? I'm running away, dude

02:19:58.240 --> 02:20:05.480
I'm not what and then and it's like they have the flag bearer and like say the flag bearer gets shot in

02:20:05.480 --> 02:20:08.880
in broad daylight somebody else's to go pick it up

02:20:09.520 --> 02:20:14.260
You're just dead just for the symbolic nature of like holding the flag up

02:20:14.260 --> 02:20:19.000
I'm like we're just losing a man. Oh, let me put my gun down and go pick up the fucking flag. What?

02:20:21.000 --> 02:20:28.000
Task was given to young boys usually between the ages of 12 and 4 then you're not respected. Okay. I'm not respected

02:20:28.360 --> 02:20:35.280
Teen you see back in this time between like actively killing your chances of winning like I'm just gonna target the

02:20:35.280 --> 02:20:39.840
flag bearer because that gets two for one. You kill the guy that's holding the flag.

02:20:39.840 --> 02:20:42.100
Now a guy that's got to put down is going to go pick it up.

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He's 16th and 19th centuries. People were just cranking out kids or some jackass

02:20:47.840 --> 02:20:48.840
who's playing the drums.

02:20:53.920 --> 02:20:55.920
Gets his head clean blown off of a cannon.

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Especially the poor simultaneous. It's a war crime. The guns were inaccurate.

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You can't say that you per- I could go. I didn't mean to shoot him.

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I was aiming that way.

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Obviously, nature was just cranking out infectious and deadly diseases,

02:21:13.400 --> 02:21:16.340
and industry was cranking out fatal working conditions,

02:21:16.340 --> 02:21:20.160
both of which were promptly streamlining children into the orphanage pipeline.

02:21:20.160 --> 02:21:24.840
This of course caused orphanages to become overburdened, and they needed some relief.

02:21:24.840 --> 02:21:29.200
And where's the best place to put able-bodied youngsters looking for any kind of future?

02:21:29.200 --> 02:21:30.440
THE ARMY!

02:21:30.440 --> 02:21:32.280
The military, of course.

02:21:32.280 --> 02:21:37.000
The European, and eventually American, navies were scooping up hundreds of impoverished chaps

02:21:37.000 --> 02:21:41.640
each year and dumping them on ships to take on the role of powder monkey, more often than

02:21:41.640 --> 02:21:43.000
not against their will.

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But the young lads were quicker, more agile, and physically smaller than their adult counterparts,

02:21:47.840 --> 02:21:50.000
making them perfect candidates for the job.

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During a battle, each boy would quickly carry at least two leather cases, housing

02:21:53.920 --> 02:21:58.160
powder cartridges from the ship's powder magazine deep down in the hull, all the way up to

02:21:58.160 --> 02:21:59.160
the cannons.

02:21:59.160 --> 02:22:02.600
A dangerous job for sure, but a critical one for the success of-

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Was Mr. Smith just have made him grow up?

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Yeah.

02:22:06.440 --> 02:22:10.840
Yeah, I made him get some hair on their chest.

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Yeah, get him good.

02:22:12.840 --> 02:22:13.840
Get him good.

02:22:13.840 --> 02:22:14.840
The skirmish.

02:22:14.840 --> 02:22:17.680
Same thing with chimney sweeps, yeah, go jump in that hole.

02:22:17.680 --> 02:22:18.680
Oh, hey, lad.

02:22:18.680 --> 02:22:20.180
Brick, go jump in that hole.

02:22:20.180 --> 02:22:21.180
Here's a broomstick.

02:22:21.180 --> 02:22:23.600
Bring me that very explosive powder, eh?

02:22:23.600 --> 02:22:24.600
And be quick about it.

02:22:24.600 --> 02:22:25.600
Yes, sir.

02:22:25.600 --> 02:22:26.600
Right away, sir.

02:22:26.600 --> 02:22:33.840
It's because guns weren't accurate and standing in a line was the only way they found to hit the enemy.

02:22:33.840 --> 02:22:38.140
Muskets hit inaccurately and had a row of them guaranteed that the enemy gets hit.

02:22:38.140 --> 02:22:41.540
Hitting a flag bearer wasn't a war crime, it showed that they're patriotism.

02:22:41.540 --> 02:22:42.440
Bro, listen.

02:22:42.440 --> 02:22:45.640
Okay, standing in a line proves accuracy.

02:22:45.640 --> 02:22:47.640
Why don't they stand in an arc?

02:22:47.640 --> 02:22:49.840
Why don't they surround the enemy?

02:22:49.840 --> 02:22:51.140
Spaced out.

02:22:51.140 --> 02:22:54.740
So they're all aiming in a diverging point

02:22:54.740 --> 02:23:00.220
Where even if they're inaccurate, they're likely to still hit an enemy, but they're not a wall

02:23:00.580 --> 02:23:05.580
So individually the odds that you get hit are extremely low

02:23:06.020 --> 02:23:10.620
You know hey, let's spread out in in groups where we just go

02:23:12.300 --> 02:23:15.820
And aim like inward they did do that

02:23:15.820 --> 02:23:20.580
Yeah, but all the shit you see is like people in like literal lines

02:23:20.580 --> 02:23:24.840
Just fucking shooting standing like a foot apart from each other

02:23:27.240 --> 02:23:32.180
In exchange the young fellows were clothed fed and given you're gonna shoot at one person

02:23:32.180 --> 02:23:36.120
No, I'm gonna shoot at the group of idiots that are fucking lined up

02:23:36.820 --> 02:23:39.020
Aiming at me alone, right?

02:23:39.660 --> 02:23:45.200
All right, you'll kill me. I'm one person. We all shoot at you from different directions. We just killed ten of you

02:23:45.200 --> 02:23:52.120
Beds even a little bit of education to fill their head dude. It's wild how high ground in like

02:23:52.680 --> 02:23:55.600
Early war times was just GGs

02:23:57.320 --> 02:24:00.520
We're on a hill it's over no point in fighting

02:24:02.160 --> 02:24:04.160
No point in fighting you've lost

02:24:04.920 --> 02:24:11.420
Even now having high grounds crazy, but like back then dude. Oh my god having high ground. It was just your cock

02:24:11.420 --> 02:24:18.380
We're just gonna aim cannons at you and it's over. The plan was to have the boys eventually become official full-time members of the Navy

02:24:19.020 --> 02:24:21.020
Assuming that they survived to adulthood

02:24:21.100 --> 02:24:27.060
Yet despite the fact that they were a key part of the crew they held no formal naval rank on the ships

02:24:27.060 --> 02:24:32.980
Which they served now while it was nice to have a place to call home clothes on your back. Oh my god. This is a real

02:24:35.020 --> 02:24:36.820
Powder monkey can food in your belly

02:24:36.820 --> 02:24:41.420
it of course came with the steep price of witnessing the horrors of war.

02:24:41.420 --> 02:24:46.420
Just to clarify, I said that powder monkeys were usually between the ages of 12 and 14.

02:24:46.420 --> 02:24:51.220
But in reality, some were much younger, with some documentation showing cases of children

02:24:51.220 --> 02:24:52.620
as young as son.

02:24:52.620 --> 02:24:55.420
Jumping gym in Legless Larry.

02:24:55.420 --> 02:24:56.620
Seven years old.

02:24:56.620 --> 02:24:58.820
These little guys were subjected to watching.

02:24:58.820 --> 02:25:03.420
Brother zero chance a seven year old would be good at delivering gunpowder.

02:25:03.420 --> 02:25:11.280
Their fellow crewmen being blown to smithereens impaled by split bits of ship blinded by shrapnel or having limbs ripped from rogue

02:25:11.580 --> 02:25:14.660
Cannon fire none of which they were immune to themselves mind you

02:25:15.620 --> 02:25:20.200
It wasn't until the end of the war of 1812 that formal regulations were put in place

02:25:20.420 --> 02:25:25.940
Preventing any recruitment of powder monkeys under the age of 12 from serving on ships in the United States

02:25:26.140 --> 02:25:32.480
The British followed in suit with an age limit of 30 bro. You're a seven-year-old on a fucking warship

02:25:33.420 --> 02:25:34.700
Oh my god.

02:25:34.700 --> 02:25:37.140
13 for the role, though these age restrictions

02:25:37.140 --> 02:25:38.460
were still often ignored.

02:25:38.460 --> 02:25:40.540
And you're getting targeted, dude.

02:25:40.540 --> 02:25:43.780
They bored your shit, you're just easy kills.

02:25:43.780 --> 02:25:46.700
Like, and they're gonna kill you.

02:25:46.700 --> 02:25:49.460
Because, I mean, like maybe they take you captive

02:25:49.460 --> 02:25:52.140
if you're lucky or some shit, but like,

02:25:52.140 --> 02:25:52.980
they're just gonna kill you.

02:25:52.980 --> 02:25:56.180
They just did, however, fully die out in the mid-1800s

02:25:56.180 --> 02:25:58.140
once child labor laws are put in place

02:25:58.140 --> 02:26:00.860
and technology made the role obsolete.

02:26:00.860 --> 02:26:01.700
Sorry, kids.

02:26:01.700 --> 02:26:07.740
Looks like it's a big ol' box of PTSD for Christmas this year.

02:26:07.740 --> 02:26:13.460
EuroScopist Medieval medicine was wild.

02:26:13.460 --> 02:26:16.820
Physicians back then were really just throwing anything at the wall to see what stuck, which

02:26:16.820 --> 02:26:21.460
led to a bunch of strange medical practices that would, luckily, fall out of favor once

02:26:21.460 --> 02:26:23.300
modern medicine emerged.

02:26:23.300 --> 02:26:27.820
One such practice was that of uroscopy, the art and science of checking out your

02:26:27.820 --> 02:26:29.820
pee to determine your health.

02:26:29.820 --> 02:26:34.200
Oh my god, dude. Was there like a guy that would like taste your urine?

02:26:35.160 --> 02:26:37.160
No fucking way

02:26:37.720 --> 02:26:40.360
Why is this the Epstein Island here? What the fuck?

02:26:40.360 --> 02:26:46.720
Oh, I know what you're thinking isn't this still using the modern day? Yes, but no your analysis as it's practiced today

02:26:47.000 --> 02:26:53.320
uses chemical physical and a microscopic analysis of urine samples to generate quantitative data for diagnosis

02:26:54.160 --> 02:26:56.160
Versus a guy just going

02:26:59.820 --> 02:27:10.060
Yeah, I think you're going to die soon.

02:27:10.060 --> 02:27:15.820
You're asking that tasted bad.

02:27:15.820 --> 02:27:18.100
Let me let me say this nicely.

02:27:18.100 --> 02:27:19.100
That was gross.

02:27:19.100 --> 02:27:26.940
Be on the other hand, well, they had dude snooping sniffing and sipping your pee.

02:27:26.940 --> 02:27:33.340
doc? I need a second opinion. And what is that guy doing? He's just he's comparing the urines of

02:27:33.340 --> 02:27:38.140
like healthy people and unhealthy people and then determining that like if your urine tastes like

02:27:38.140 --> 02:27:44.700
an unhealthy guy you're gonna be unhealthy. No, that actually doesn't seem like bad logic to me.

02:27:45.420 --> 02:27:52.860
Like it I'm not serious out of all the dumb shit that like people did medically where it was

02:27:52.860 --> 02:27:57.900
like, oh, smells are the reason you're getting sick during the bubonic leg. Like having a guy drink

02:27:57.900 --> 02:28:05.660
the pee of a dying man and a healthy man. And then now you know the taste. It's like, okay,

02:28:06.380 --> 02:28:10.620
now let me just taste other people's urine. And if it tastes like the unhealthy guy,

02:28:10.620 --> 02:28:15.340
you're probably going to be unhealthy. But I mean, I feel like that would be like semi-true

02:28:15.340 --> 02:28:19.500
if you had like weird kidney problems. But you might be surprised to know that the

02:28:19.500 --> 02:28:23.960
The practice of uroscope has been around for thousands and thousands of years.

02:28:23.960 --> 02:28:24.780
The earliest known evidence of the Eberian

02:28:24.780 --> 02:28:27.580
Damn bro, you think they were getting paid well to drink people's piss?

02:28:27.580 --> 02:28:32.100
Since the historians have, dates all the way back to the 4th millennium BC, where some

02:28:32.100 --> 02:28:35.740
ancient Sumerian physicians took note of urinary color.

02:28:35.740 --> 02:28:39.780
Perhaps the most profound early evidence that we have comes from the ancient Egyptians

02:28:39.780 --> 02:28:42.140
around 1550 BC.

02:28:42.140 --> 02:28:47.220
This is the Ebers Papyrus, a 65-foot-long medical scroll from ancient Egypt's New

02:28:47.220 --> 02:28:48.660
Kingdom era.

02:28:48.660 --> 02:28:52.780
A single document details over 800 diagnoses and remedies

02:28:52.780 --> 02:28:55.540
for all kinds of conditions ranging from skin problems,

02:28:55.540 --> 02:28:58.580
eye problems, burns, tumors, a limp, broken bones.

02:28:58.580 --> 02:28:59.420
I don't know, dude.

02:28:59.420 --> 02:29:03.340
If you're alive in like the year 4,000 BC and you pee black,

02:29:03.340 --> 02:29:04.260
it's over.

02:29:04.260 --> 02:29:08.100
Why can't it just, it's just over, man.

02:29:08.100 --> 02:29:10.460
Now it's like, okay, sure, but I'm not going to like

02:29:10.460 --> 02:29:13.980
a urologist in the year 4,000 BC to stare at my pee

02:29:13.980 --> 02:29:16.980
and be like, yeah, this is bad.

02:29:16.980 --> 02:29:21.980
I'm going to prescribe you to eat three mulled leaps.

02:29:21.980 --> 02:29:24.980
And of course, that'll cure you.

02:29:24.980 --> 02:29:26.980
Urinary conditions.

02:29:26.980 --> 02:29:29.980
The study and examination of urine continued for a while,

02:29:29.980 --> 02:29:33.980
but the formal occupation of uroscopist is believed to have been introduced

02:29:33.980 --> 02:29:36.980
between the fourth and seventh centuries in the Byzantine era.

02:29:36.980 --> 02:29:37.980
Didn't you drink piss?

02:29:37.980 --> 02:29:41.980
Yes, I drank my own piss multiple times on accident.

02:29:41.980 --> 02:29:44.980
On accident, keep that in mind.

02:29:44.980 --> 02:29:50.700
One time I'm not going through these stories again. Yes, I drank my piss on accident

02:29:50.980 --> 02:29:53.860
It tastes like really thick

02:29:55.300 --> 02:29:57.300
Warm salt water

02:29:58.660 --> 02:30:05.220
If you're curious p tastes like really gross salt water all like slimy salt water

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Empire hitting its peak in the Middle Ages

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According to medieval Welsh medical texts. It was believed that urine was the filtrate of the fourth

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Tell us the story

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I'm like a freshman or sophomore in high school. I'm playing black ops 3 search in destroy

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Maybe I was in eighth grade. I'm playing black ops 3 search and destroy because I think that's when it came out

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Actually, I might have been like seven or eighth grade. I'm playing black ops 3 search and destroy

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It's mid-round. I have to pee I can't run to the bathroom

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I pee in a bottle that I was just ranking out of I put it back where I was drinking out of

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Moments later I go. I'm quite thirsty and instinctively I grab the bottle. I sip it I go. Hmm. That's piss yuck

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spit it out wash my mouth move on right I do it again like six months later

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there then there was another time where I was drunk at my friend's house and I

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Packed a water bottle in my bag my backpack because we were gonna go to a bar. I was gonna sleep at his house

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So I pack a water bottle in my bag and I fall asleep

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I wake up and I go thirsty

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Reach into bag. It's very dark. I start drinking and about like two gulps in I go

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that's pass and I put it down and I go I don't I hope it was my pee I assume it

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was my pass but at some point I think I had a have stood up and peed in the

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bottle in the middle of the night or something I don't really know but yeah

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or humors black bile yellow bile flim and blood of course we now know that there

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might have been a fourth time but I think there was three your pee is the

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product of your kidneys filtering your blood and excess water but

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medical science was still a baby back then because of this

02:31:46.740 --> 02:31:55.780
how do you pee in a bottle uh you aim the pee into the bottle

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so easy what do you mean i've pissed in a bottle

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a thousand times a thousand times i've peed in a bottle it's hard for women

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Yeah, because they don't have a fucking rod to aim with.

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You're just, you know, you're just guessing.

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You're a Uroscopus believe that you're in Gatorade bottles.

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The easiest, but you could pee in a water bottle.

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You know, there was one time where you know, there's like snack water bottles.

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There was one time I was at like a track meet and I really had a pee

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or we were going to track me and the only out of those bottles

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and I felt like four of them.

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It was like I was like I was like bottling like alchemy like alchemist chemicals

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It was like done how to cut the pee for the way

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Fill another one fill another one

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Was the end of be dude, I told y'all there was one time we're we're going to a track me that was far away

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it's like five hours and

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My friend had a pee but he didn't have a water bottle and everybody held their water bottle like we wouldn't stop

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So all the guys had piss bottles like you just drink water out of bottle and then you pee in that bottle and then you dump it out at the track meet

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Like when we got there and well, there was one time that I filled my water bottle and I still had a pee

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So I went I need to dump this out. So I didn't want to wait till we stopped fully

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So I was like, oh, just dump it out when we're going slow

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And I'm sitting in the middle of the bus and I dump I'm dumping the pee out

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But the fucking wind resistance is just slapping the pee right into the side of the bus

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So the whole side of the bus is covered in my desk

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and so I

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I just go well

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I just be in the bottle we get to the meet and

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I step out of the car and put the whole side of the bus was sustained with this I

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Just leave I come back the bus is clean

02:33:58.140 --> 02:34:02.060
You know, I guess the bus driver might have assumed something happened

02:34:04.020 --> 02:34:09.060
But there was another time it was a spring meet and we I don't know where we were driving where you're driving far

02:34:10.020 --> 02:34:13.820
And my friend had a pee but he didn't bring a bottle so he peed in a Dorito bag

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But he filled it so much that he was holding it like this and we hit like a speed bump

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And he went up and then the bottle just smacked the ground

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The best one everywhere, it starts like dripping down, it starts like dripping down the isle.

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Oh my god, it's hilarious.

02:34:34.120 --> 02:34:38.420
The goal for determining a person's health status, and thus it was the most important

02:34:38.420 --> 02:34:39.960
substance to study.

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The most telling quality of the urine was its color.

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So after collecting a fresh sample, I mean a real fresh sample, the color was immediately

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observed.

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The problem with qualitative analysis is that it's completely subjective, whereas quantitative

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is objective.

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When it comes to subjectivity, one PP doctor may interpret the same color differently than

02:34:59.680 --> 02:35:00.680
another.

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For objectivity, there's no argument there.

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In order to mitigate subjectivity and establish some sort of consistency, the piss-percipients

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often constructed quick reference guides to use as a standard for diagnosis.

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sharing their knowledge across heavily detailed manuscripts.

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As an example, if your urine was clear, you might have some spleen issues.

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If it was dark red, your liver's too hot.

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Green, you've got jaundice. Black, well...

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Yo, if I'm pissing green or black, it's a...

02:35:39.600 --> 02:35:45.900
You're bleeding profusely... Like, if you piss black, you're bleeding profusely into your fucking... into your urine.

02:35:45.900 --> 02:35:49.100
Right? Like, into your kidneys. Like, you are... You're gonna die.

02:35:49.100 --> 02:35:53.400
Like if you're pissing black wait is black is black not normal

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No, if you're being blacked in modern day, you just go to the hospital

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But like if you're pissing black and like the fucking 1200s, you're fucking fucked like you're in a thing

02:36:08.020 --> 02:36:09.220
Oh

02:36:09.220 --> 02:36:12.800
Wow, that's just what it's just bloody urine. Oh god

02:36:13.740 --> 02:36:18.420
Yeah, I don't think you're gonna be doing too well if you're ink reposted that shit on reddit. Is this normal?

02:36:19.100 --> 02:36:21.380
This is normal, costume art?

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You know, you're dink.

02:36:24.780 --> 02:36:28.300
While you had the visual ass bucket pee and grea- grape juice.

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Expect.

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Euroscopists also ventured down the avenues of smell and taste to solidify the reasonings

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if a diagnosis couldn't be immediately deciphered from color alone.

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Wow dude, literally just smelling the fucking urine bottle.

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Urine that tasted sweet was evidence of diabetes, whereas stinky pee pee usually

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meant infection. Now, while this may seem like they're eating asparagus, silly looking

02:36:52.540 --> 02:36:57.040
at it through a modern lens, there was some validity to the practice. Euroscopists were

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able to properly diagnose conditions like diabetes and jaundice through their practices.

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Diagnosis was great and all, but without proper and effective treatment, you're not going

02:37:07.000 --> 02:37:10.840
to be making much progress, except just being closer to the grave. It's like if

02:37:10.840 --> 02:37:15.080
someone tells you, hey, your car is broken and then proceeds to offer no meaningful

02:37:15.080 --> 02:37:17.680
solution at that point they're just taking the piss

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Garden hermit

02:37:24.240 --> 02:37:31.120
The ultra wealthy really love spending their money on stupid shit. They like hey Joe my sister just told me she's gay

02:37:31.120 --> 02:37:33.120
What do I do absolutely nothing?

02:37:34.320 --> 02:37:36.320
Not really that big of a debacle

02:37:37.480 --> 02:37:41.240
Your sister's gay great news now you just move on you know

02:37:41.240 --> 02:37:46.840
know, doesn't really doesn't really change much of your life at all of it. In fact, when

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you've got more, yeah, supporter, but like, what do you're saying? Like, what do I do?

02:37:51.320 --> 02:37:56.040
Like it's a problem or money than you could spend in 50 lifetimes. Why not dumping the

02:37:56.040 --> 02:38:01.240
most expensive champagne on luxury watches, a fifth mansion on the beach, rigging elections,

02:38:01.240 --> 02:38:06.200
whatever tickles their sacks, but ostentatious spending is nothing new. You see, back

02:38:06.200 --> 02:38:12.200
Back in the 1700s, wealthy estate owners in England, Ireland, and Scotland were bored

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out of their skulls.

02:38:13.200 --> 02:38:14.200
I mean, think about it.

02:38:14.200 --> 02:38:18.680
The extent of dopamine rushes back then were, what, attending yet another opulent ball,

02:38:18.680 --> 02:38:21.960
hunting some wildlife, racing a horse or two, then putting them down when they don't

02:38:21.960 --> 02:38:22.960
win?

02:38:22.960 --> 02:38:26.320
And when you felt like a real degenerate, you had excessive gambling.

02:38:26.320 --> 02:38:29.920
But these frivolous activities got stale real quick.

02:38:29.920 --> 02:38:35.680
There needed to be something fresh, something grand, something right in your own backyard.

02:38:35.680 --> 02:38:40.480
It's when the idea of the English landscape garden started to bloom, transforming sprawling

02:38:40.480 --> 02:38:44.840
grounds of estates into picturesque and serene scenes.

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Replacing the clear-cut and formal gardens of their French counterparts, English landscapes

02:38:49.000 --> 02:38:53.720
were to appear engineered by nature itself with natural slopes, ponds, groupings of

02:38:53.720 --> 02:38:56.560
trees and flowers, a nice boulder or two.

02:38:56.560 --> 02:38:58.680
How is that interesting though?

02:38:58.680 --> 02:39:00.960
How does that provide entertainment?

02:39:00.960 --> 02:39:03.680
And it's just like a better backyard.

02:39:03.680 --> 02:39:08.160
decoration. These established wonderful getaways for owners and guests alike to

02:39:08.160 --> 02:39:12.680
retreat and get in touch with nature. But for some, all the stone and trees and

02:39:12.680 --> 02:39:17.800
grass just wasn't cutting it. Something was missing. Something human. Like a

02:39:17.800 --> 02:39:22.280
person. Believe it or not, some wealthy fellas sought out to hire real-life

02:39:22.280 --> 02:39:27.320
people as decorations for their gardens. Take for example, one Joseph

02:39:27.320 --> 02:39:31.160
Pocklington. Born into a wealthy banking family and receiving his

02:39:31.160 --> 02:39:36.520
inheritance at just 26 years old, his priority was to just spend the shit out of it. After

02:39:36.520 --> 02:39:41.060
all, what's the point of having money if you don't spend it? As my dad always tells

02:39:41.060 --> 02:39:45.920
me, you're valid, well live once son, enjoy it. Well Mr. Pachlington over here made damn

02:39:45.920 --> 02:39:49.560
sure he was going to enjoy the life he was given. After purchasing his own private

02:39:49.560 --> 02:39:53.920
island on a lake, he commissioned the construction of his own armed fortress,

02:39:53.920 --> 02:39:59.600
a druid temple, and several natural grottoes. In order to make the estate seem more

02:39:59.600 --> 02:40:02.600
He advertised employment for a man to live in

02:40:02.940 --> 02:40:09.800
Wanted man for my garden and he just watched the guy live in his garden. That is so fucking weird

02:40:09.800 --> 02:40:15.380
His garden demanding that the man quote live for seven years without washing or cutting his

02:40:15.760 --> 02:40:22.860
Live for seven years without washing or cutting his hair. So every day you just check up on like oh is this guy dead or not?

02:40:23.480 --> 02:40:27.860
He has to like he's forced to just be in like some secluded area or nails

02:40:27.860 --> 02:40:32.280
The man was to never speak or interact with any guests and would spend his lonely

02:40:32.280 --> 02:40:35.720
Oh my god, you would have your own little gnome

02:40:36.600 --> 02:40:42.280
Yeah, you would have like a little like a guy that you would watch from afar and just be like, what's he doing today?

02:40:42.280 --> 02:40:48.820
He days in an artificial cave. The basic idea was for guests to observe a man in his most natural state

02:40:49.020 --> 02:40:53.640
Untouched by societal influence. If the man was able to carry out these conditions

02:40:53.640 --> 02:40:58.160
He would be paid the equivalent of about a hundred thousand dollars in today's money now

02:40:58.160 --> 02:41:02.200
That's spread over the whole seven years, so that is pretty bad a hundred ten seven years

02:41:02.200 --> 02:41:03.700
Oh, it's not really that much

02:41:03.700 --> 02:41:11.360
But the position but does he get fed or does he have to like hot for food was dubbed the ornamental garden hermets

02:41:11.360 --> 02:41:12.480
I get this

02:41:12.480 --> 02:41:18.640
Pocklington was not the only fella to come up with this idea others employed their own hermets with much more lenient rules

02:41:18.640 --> 02:41:22.640
Perhaps the most well-known example was the Hill family from Shropshire.

02:41:22.640 --> 02:41:29.640
Their botanical bro was dubbed Father Francis, and he fully interacted with guests, told stories, and dispensed his own wisdom,

02:41:29.640 --> 02:41:32.640
all while maintaining a mysterious, yet comforting presence.

02:41:32.640 --> 02:41:35.640
I want to see the hermit, Mummy. I want to see the hermit.

02:41:38.640 --> 02:41:45.640
The trend of the ornamental garden hermit lasted just over a century, finally being uprooted in the 1830s in favor of-

02:41:45.640 --> 02:41:48.000
You know that really does suck as a job though

02:41:48.000 --> 02:41:54.100
Like I feel like I'd rather be the guy like having to like taste pee and shit and like actually just live alone for seven years

02:41:54.100 --> 02:41:56.100
And not interact with humans

02:41:56.260 --> 02:42:00.180
Like having a day job where you kind of look at pee and once in a while you got to drink the pee

02:42:00.180 --> 02:42:02.900
It's like that's better than being like

02:42:03.700 --> 02:42:05.700
Actually fully alone

02:42:06.020 --> 02:42:07.540
You would go insane

02:42:07.540 --> 02:42:12.640
Would you not at part of your job requirement is you can't interact with anyone

02:42:12.640 --> 02:42:19.040
of living statues and to answer that's horrible like you can't you don't get a

02:42:19.040 --> 02:42:22.200
live you fucking you're literally a hermit you have to fucking live in a

02:42:22.200 --> 02:42:27.560
cave for seven years question no garden gnomes were not inspired by the garden

02:42:27.560 --> 02:42:31.720
hermits those came from Germanic folklore hundreds of years prior but

02:42:31.720 --> 02:42:35.440
they'll still guard your garden as best they can

02:42:42.640 --> 02:42:59.640
The worst jobs in. All right, we got to we got to watch that another day now we got a royal butt wiper. Oh my god. Watch that no we're going to watch that another day that's got to be watching other day that is so interesting.

02:42:59.640 --> 02:43:06.080
Royal butt wiper and they brought to me back in Nick and Milo for the sub yen shrew IV and Toby for the sub

02:43:06.320 --> 02:43:10.880
Pang trippy and super thing of the three a five of the sub P dog cam TV for the sub

02:43:12.080 --> 02:43:15.440
Well a diff X Adam Carter Google take it for the subject

02:43:15.440 --> 02:43:17.960
They give it a three Carter and Carter for the sub galaxy take it with a three

02:43:19.960 --> 02:43:25.560
Isn't that dollars for school lunch with no free plans and no breakfast unreasonable I know right the hills

02:43:25.560 --> 02:43:32.800
was that supposed to be a joke rise lux at 89 for the sub big thing of the four

02:43:32.800 --> 02:43:37.080
biggie and fonts for the sub kbab and out so the sub out some lecture the sub

02:43:37.080 --> 02:43:40.720
apollo take it with five gift it's I don't understand sorry and save the sub

02:43:40.720 --> 02:43:43.640
all linen and Ivan for the sub bomber and g-mom for the sub Tanner for the

02:43:43.640 --> 02:43:46.920
sub galaxy for the three kind of a garden hermit I also traded a guy $10

02:43:46.920 --> 02:43:53.880
for free homework next for the sub all right ancient humans were

02:43:53.880 --> 02:44:00.180
stoners archaeology proves it yeah ban that guy no ban that guy some Russian

02:44:00.180 --> 02:44:03.720
ancient humans were if you have a vision of a lot chatter games you don't have to

02:44:03.720 --> 02:44:06.360
play video such I'm getting such that don't spam and chat don't be annoying

02:44:06.360 --> 02:44:08.640
you're gonna get banned of wanting you know it doesn't matter if you're sub

02:44:08.640 --> 02:44:11.720
you're gonna get banned stop being spamming or stop being spammy and just

02:44:11.720 --> 02:44:15.360
fucking type of the same thing over and over it's annoying as fuck alright

02:44:15.360 --> 02:44:19.640
ancient humans were stoners archaeology proves it was a drug most

02:44:19.640 --> 02:44:23.800
people think of drug use as a modern place but archaeology has proven the

02:44:23.800 --> 02:44:29.600
exact opposite. Beer predates farming, weed was domesticated before wheat, and Gobekli

02:44:29.600 --> 02:44:31.100
Tepe was a brewery.

02:44:31.100 --> 02:44:36.560
You have the beer, the beer and, and like drugs they had back then were a lot weaker than

02:44:36.560 --> 02:44:42.360
modern terms. Like people did get, you know, high and hallucinating shit in early, you

02:44:42.360 --> 02:44:50.240
know, caveman times. But like, you know, a guy smoking weed 10,000 years ago is not

02:44:50.240 --> 02:44:56.360
Not hitting that fucking pineapple express, Maui-Waui fucking trainwrecks good kush that

02:44:56.360 --> 02:44:59.180
people are smoking today, you know?

02:44:59.180 --> 02:45:04.340
That would put them on their ass, they'd hit that shit one time in green out, you know?

02:45:04.340 --> 02:45:08.840
Like they could not hang with a modern day blunt rotation.

02:45:08.840 --> 02:45:13.640
But the evidence of drug use goes back much further than you'd ever expect.

02:45:13.640 --> 02:45:17.640
Drugs are everywhere in nature, think of it, weed, shrooms, peyote, they're all

02:45:17.640 --> 02:45:20.220
just sitting there waiting to be used.

02:45:20.220 --> 02:45:24.960
And dozens of wild animals have been documented and joined their psychoactive effects.

02:45:24.960 --> 02:45:27.560
Birds get stoned on marijuana seeds and elephant-

02:45:27.560 --> 02:45:28.900
WHAAAAAT?

02:45:28.900 --> 02:45:32.460
Birds, like hunting birds, will eat marijuana seeds?

02:45:32.460 --> 02:45:34.140
That's fucking so funny.

02:45:34.140 --> 02:45:36.580
Things get drunk on any fermented fruit they can find.

02:45:36.580 --> 02:45:40.100
Oh my god he's fentfold and his nuts are out.

02:45:40.100 --> 02:45:41.420
Jesus.

02:45:41.420 --> 02:45:44.620
This is a low light for this elephant.

02:45:44.620 --> 02:45:48.900
Like sex, hunger and thirst, the pursuit of intoxication can never be repressed.

02:45:48.900 --> 02:45:51.840
It is biologically inevitable.

02:45:51.840 --> 02:45:55.900
But from an evolutionary perspective, this is difficult to explain.

02:45:55.900 --> 02:45:59.300
Birds drunk on fermented fruits fly head first into windows.

02:45:59.300 --> 02:46:00.300
While the Soryan-

02:46:00.300 --> 02:46:02.100
I feel like they do that shit either way, dude.

02:46:02.100 --> 02:46:06.740
Tid monkeys ignore their young and wander off into the jaws of predators.

02:46:06.740 --> 02:46:09.500
Intoxication is dangerous and often leads to death.

02:46:09.500 --> 02:46:14.180
If we are truly the product of natural selection, what could explain this?

02:46:14.180 --> 02:46:18.740
According to ethno-botanist Giorgio Samarini, the risk is worth it because intoxication

02:46:18.740 --> 02:46:23.820
promotes lateral thinking. Lateral thinking is thinking outside the box, without which

02:46:23.820 --> 02:46:27.220
a species would be unable to come up with new solutions to old...

02:46:27.220 --> 02:46:33.140
Well, isn't that part of the idea of how, like, there's a theory, the stone day theory,

02:46:33.140 --> 02:46:40.020
that, you know, our ancestors that we have in relation to modern day great apes got

02:46:40.020 --> 02:46:46.860
really high on mushrooms and that spark to downturn that led us to being modern

02:46:46.860 --> 02:46:53.260
humans today. Like, they took mushrooms or some sort of hallucinogenic like peyote and, you know,

02:46:53.260 --> 02:47:00.060
trip balls and went, oh my god, maybe I should cook my food or something crazy. And then they were

02:47:00.060 --> 02:47:05.740
able to fucking, you know, slowly evolve. We say give it a three on way to Jersey right now.

02:47:05.740 --> 02:47:09.980
King and Pig for the subcursor, take it with a three. My name is Scott, convinced to do Iwaska

02:47:09.980 --> 02:47:13.420
because it would be, it would open our third eye. I'm glad I convinced her not to. Mr. Jordan

02:47:13.420 --> 02:47:19.340
ass they give us up. Problems and eventually go extinct. Intoxication is therefore a useful evolutionary

02:47:19.340 --> 02:47:24.540
survival strategy, and the implications of this idea for human evolution are profound.

02:47:24.540 --> 02:47:29.260
And that brings us to a bold theory. What if what helped us ascend from primitive ape to

02:47:29.260 --> 02:47:36.700
tool using human was getting high? The stoned ape... I think the stoned ape theory has a valid

02:47:36.700 --> 02:47:38.700
Um

02:47:40.100 --> 02:47:46.560
Premise but if I don't think it's the only thing like I don't think the reason that humans are evolved as a species

02:47:46.560 --> 02:47:49.340
Is because we would get fucking high all the time, you know

02:47:49.340 --> 02:47:55.980
I think it might have played a small part in like certain advancements that humans made and obviously

02:47:56.380 --> 02:47:59.540
Not obviously, but like potentially religion, you know

02:47:59.540 --> 02:48:03.620
You could argue that a lot of things that people believe spiritually came from hallucinating

02:48:04.340 --> 02:48:05.860
but I

02:48:05.860 --> 02:48:09.700
I don't think that's like the only reason that we're where we are now.

02:48:09.700 --> 02:48:13.380
The theory proposes that psilocybin mushrooms drove evolution forward,

02:48:13.380 --> 02:48:17.220
making us more intelligent, socially complex, and successful.

02:48:17.220 --> 02:48:22.500
The truth is that psychedelic mushrooms were abundant across the environment our ancestors evolved in.

02:48:22.500 --> 02:48:26.260
These early humans such as Australopithecines mainly ate plants,

02:48:26.260 --> 02:48:28.820
and mushrooms are certainly on the menu.

02:48:28.820 --> 02:48:34.740
There is no doubt that ancient humans ate psilocybin mushrooms and experienced the mind expanding effects.

02:48:34.740 --> 02:48:43.740
Philosopher Terence McKenna, who came up with the Stone-Dape Theory, proposed that shroom consumption by early humans gave them an advantage while hunting and foraging.

02:48:43.740 --> 02:48:46.740
Terence McKenna also made penis envy mushrooms, right?

02:48:46.740 --> 02:48:52.740
He based this on a study which found that psychedelic mushrooms could increase edge detection and visual acuity,

02:48:52.740 --> 02:48:55.740
helping our ancestors hunt and forge more effectively.

02:48:55.740 --> 02:49:01.740
The shrooms may have also increased sexual arousal, leading to a reproductive benefit.

02:49:01.740 --> 02:49:06.540
higher doses would dissolve the ego, leading to a more selfless and efficient group.

02:49:06.540 --> 02:49:09.500
So the mushrooms were there, our ancestors were eating them,

02:49:09.500 --> 02:49:13.020
and they genuinely altered the mind. So did they make us human?

02:49:13.020 --> 02:49:17.100
McKenna was harshly criticized by academics and not without reason.

02:49:17.100 --> 02:49:21.340
The study he based his whole hypothesis on actually concluded that psilocybin may not

02:49:21.340 --> 02:49:25.580
be conducive to the survival of an organism. The sexual arousal claim

02:49:25.580 --> 02:49:31.980
I don't think it's conducive for the survival of the organism, but I think he has a valid point in that, like, it could provide some sort of benefit.

02:49:31.980 --> 02:49:41.740
I don't think it's the reason we're where we are, like I said, but I could so see how, like, a weird middle of all, like, Australopithecus,

02:49:41.740 --> 02:49:55.380
a weird middle of all, like, half-ape, half-man-looking hybrid that can't really speak but understands life at a more complex level than an ape would.

02:49:55.380 --> 02:49:59.660
eats mushrooms and has like an aha moment.

02:50:00.940 --> 02:50:08.220
I don't know what that would be, but like maybe being like an inward, better reasoning, like, oh fuck I'm alive.

02:50:08.220 --> 02:50:15.100
You know, having that like, oh shit, I'm a real thinking thing in like some way, like I could see that.

02:50:15.600 --> 02:50:17.360
Had no scientific backing either.

02:50:18.200 --> 02:50:23.440
But most importantly, the effects of shrooms are temporary and are not passed down to your offspring.

02:50:23.440 --> 02:50:29.320
but academics yeah but like neither is most of the shit that we have today like

02:50:29.320 --> 02:50:34.200
the majority of human experience and knowledge is passed through generations

02:50:34.200 --> 02:50:38.640
through teaching that's why like the first third of your fucking life not

02:50:38.640 --> 02:50:44.280
first third third first fourth fish of your life is just school because you're

02:50:44.280 --> 02:50:48.640
not like a dog you know you don't just get given the skills that you need

02:50:48.640 --> 02:50:52.200
when you're born like if you didn't go to school you would be a fucking

02:50:52.200 --> 02:50:58.040
idiot. Like I know a lot of the shit they teach in school is stupid and useless but like if you

02:50:58.040 --> 02:51:04.200
never went to school you would be a dumbass. You would be stupid as fuck. Like that's why you

02:51:04.200 --> 02:51:10.840
at least need to get through like elementary school to learn how to read and write and do basic math

02:51:10.840 --> 02:51:14.760
because that's like something that you kind of just need on a day-to-day basis.

02:51:14.760 --> 02:51:18.840
Stint rejected the stone aid theory because ancient humans weren't eating mushrooms.

02:51:18.840 --> 02:51:23.400
They rejected it because McKenna overclaimed what those mushrooms did the mushrooms were

02:51:23.400 --> 02:51:26.840
ab school system hasn't changed. Yeah, you need some of that knowledge. No, I agree. That's what I'm

02:51:26.840 --> 02:51:31.000
saying. It's like, I don't think a lot of the stuff that school teaches you is, you know,

02:51:31.000 --> 02:51:35.240
specifically useful to your life in general, but it gives you general knowledge that make you

02:51:35.240 --> 02:51:39.560
averagely a smarter person, you're better at problem solving, you're better at adapting to

02:51:39.560 --> 02:51:44.360
situations, you're better at learning, you're better at working, you know, like I do agree

02:51:44.360 --> 02:51:49.120
that I think modern school systems especially in the United States kind of bottleneck kids

02:51:49.120 --> 02:51:55.560
into the nine to five life, but it also is needed. I think it needs a reformat, not a

02:51:55.560 --> 02:51:58.160
complete scrap and redo, you know.

02:51:58.160 --> 02:52:03.280
Absolutely there. And her ancestors were probably eating them. They may have helped their ancestors

02:52:03.280 --> 02:52:07.960
with the lateral thinking that is needed to invent new tools and strategies. So did

02:52:07.960 --> 02:52:12.560
shrooms make us human? Probably not on their own. But they almost certainly had an effect

02:52:12.560 --> 02:52:14.980
than the evolution of lateral thinking.

02:52:14.980 --> 02:52:17.080
Silicite and mushrooms are one of the most potent

02:52:17.080 --> 02:52:19.580
mind-expanding substances out there.

02:52:19.580 --> 02:52:21.780
During times of hardship, they may have helped

02:52:21.780 --> 02:52:23.540
their ancestors come up with new solutions

02:52:23.540 --> 02:52:25.380
to age-old problems.

02:52:25.380 --> 02:52:27.660
Unfortunately, finding direct evidence for this

02:52:27.660 --> 02:52:31.020
is impossible, but hard to deny nonetheless.

02:52:31.020 --> 02:52:32.460
I also love just thinking about a bunch of

02:52:32.460 --> 02:52:34.420
homo erectus just sitting around tripping

02:52:34.420 --> 02:52:35.860
in places in Africa.

02:52:35.860 --> 02:52:37.900
Imagine being stoned in an-

02:52:37.900 --> 02:52:40.620
And I wonder, like, you know, there obviously

02:52:40.620 --> 02:52:42.180
had to be a time where they ate the mushrooms

02:52:42.180 --> 02:52:46.020
didn't know that it would make them hallucinate and then it did but then there had to be a point

02:52:46.020 --> 02:52:52.420
where they started looking for them. Like the earlier human ancestors made the connection that

02:52:52.420 --> 02:53:01.060
these specific mushrooms make me trip balls. Let's look for them. Like they wanted to have them.

02:53:02.180 --> 02:53:07.540
Environment with giant baboons, lions, paranthropists and all you have to defend yourself is a.

02:53:07.540 --> 02:53:09.940
Those are so uncanny, this form.

02:53:09.940 --> 02:53:12.020
Is this, this is an Australopithecus.

02:53:12.020 --> 02:53:13.000
What is this?

02:53:14.340 --> 02:53:19.340
This form of human, like, is so creepy to me.

02:53:19.560 --> 02:53:21.740
It's like what uncanny valley is.

02:53:21.740 --> 02:53:23.780
Ratharpis, and all you have to defend yourself

02:53:23.780 --> 02:53:25.040
is a wooden spear.

02:53:25.040 --> 02:53:26.720
The more you learn about human evolution,

02:53:26.720 --> 02:53:28.700
I swear the more absurd it gets.

02:53:28.700 --> 02:53:31.380
And as it turns out, shrooms are just the beginning.

02:53:31.380 --> 02:53:32.820
As our species evolved,

02:53:32.820 --> 02:53:35.640
mushroom use became institutionalized.

02:53:35.640 --> 02:53:41.400
Shamanism is one of the oldest spiritual practices on earth. It is built entirely around altered states of consciousness.

02:53:41.840 --> 02:53:47.640
The shaman often ingests the substance accompanied with dancing and drumming that allows him to enter the spirit world.

02:53:48.160 --> 02:53:51.360
Here, they obtain knowledge and wisdom to bring back to their group.

02:53:51.640 --> 02:53:56.600
It's the same exact lateral thinking we talked about earlier, except now it has a job title.

02:53:57.040 --> 02:54:04.500
Our earliest evidence comes from Europe around 40,000 years ago, where archaeologists have found bone flutes, hybrid figurines, and

02:54:04.500 --> 02:54:06.620
and abstract cave art.

02:54:06.620 --> 02:54:08.540
Depictions of human-animal hybrids

02:54:08.540 --> 02:54:10.380
are highly indicative of shamanism,

02:54:10.380 --> 02:54:12.300
because in traditional societies,

02:54:12.300 --> 02:54:14.380
shamans often wear the costumes of animals

02:54:14.380 --> 02:54:15.780
to gain their power.

02:54:15.780 --> 02:54:17.620
There is no doubt that shamanism was common

02:54:17.620 --> 02:54:19.380
throughout the world this early on.

02:54:19.380 --> 02:54:21.020
One of the coolest things we talked about

02:54:21.020 --> 02:54:22.860
in my philosophy class was like the...

02:54:22.860 --> 02:54:25.580
When you look at cave paintings throughout time,

02:54:25.580 --> 02:54:27.620
the coolest transition to see...

02:54:27.620 --> 02:54:28.820
I've said this before on stream,

02:54:28.820 --> 02:54:30.420
but the coolest transition to see is like

02:54:30.420 --> 02:54:32.420
when they went from painting

02:54:32.420 --> 02:54:56.420
other things they saw to themselves like the first hand paintings, and then like individual stick figure drawings of like caveman families is the coolest because it's like them at like it's there it's showing that they know they exist, not just like a biological feeling

02:54:56.420 --> 02:55:01.500
strive to move forward and eat and survive.

02:55:01.500 --> 02:55:02.860
It's not all biological.

02:55:02.860 --> 02:55:06.260
They had abstract thinking beyond just survival needs.

02:55:06.260 --> 02:55:08.260
They were like, holy fuck, I actually exist.

02:55:08.260 --> 02:55:10.100
And then they were able to paint that

02:55:10.100 --> 02:55:12.860
versus earlier K paintings where it's like,

02:55:12.860 --> 02:55:14.900
maybe they had a level of consciousness

02:55:14.900 --> 02:55:17.700
that's obviously on a higher realm than most species.

02:55:17.700 --> 02:55:20.980
But the inner understanding of self

02:55:20.980 --> 02:55:23.660
wasn't fully built yet because they were still

02:55:23.660 --> 02:55:25.620
drawing things they saw.

02:55:25.620 --> 02:55:30.180
they had some interest in art and painting but it was like they never made themselves yet.

02:55:31.460 --> 02:55:34.180
And they almost certainly were consuming psychoactive substances.

02:55:34.900 --> 02:55:38.900
Shamans in Siberia conduct these traditions with mushrooms to this day,

02:55:38.900 --> 02:55:41.300
and their culture traces directly back to the Ice Age.

02:55:41.940 --> 02:55:45.220
But an incredible sight in North Africa finally proved this connection.

02:55:45.860 --> 02:55:49.140
In the Tassili-Nahajir Plateau in the Sahara Desert,

02:55:49.140 --> 02:55:51.540
there is a cave painting depicting something profound.

02:55:51.540 --> 02:55:56.340
a strange masked figure with mushrooms growing out of every surface his hand

02:55:56.340 --> 02:56:01.460
that's so awesome bro some dude tripping fucking 30k years ago made that is

02:56:01.460 --> 02:56:04.140
that his dick

02:56:04.640 --> 02:56:09.580
hands full of shrooms the distinctive round caps almost certainly represents

02:56:09.580 --> 02:56:14.980
is he peeing? I don't sense psilocybin mushrooms but the figure isn't alone

02:56:14.980 --> 02:56:20.100
around him figures dance in elaborate costumes while others make love

02:56:20.100 --> 02:56:28.980
The whole scene carries the unmistakable appearance of a ceremony with people in altered states

02:56:28.980 --> 02:56:30.500
of consciousness.

02:56:30.500 --> 02:56:34.380
Other cave art from the same time period in Spain depicts my god they're all just fucking

02:56:34.380 --> 02:56:37.460
drawing mushrooms as well.

02:56:37.460 --> 02:56:40.820
Shamanism was the most common religious practice across the entire world during the Stone

02:56:40.820 --> 02:56:45.220
Age and it seems institutionalized mushroom use was common as well.

02:56:45.220 --> 02:56:49.380
I have been studying human evolution for years and honestly I think I vastly underestimated

02:56:49.380 --> 02:56:52.540
the role of psychoactive substances in our development.

02:56:52.540 --> 02:56:56.980
Another substance has been used since the ice age that you have probably consumed.

02:56:56.980 --> 02:57:01.880
Wild cannabis was growing across Europe and Asia before our species even existed.

02:57:01.880 --> 02:57:05.020
Ancient humans have been living among this plant since the first home we wrecked is left

02:57:05.020 --> 02:57:07.860
Africa some 2 million years ago.

02:57:07.860 --> 02:57:12.380
In its undomesticated form, it is fairly low in THC, the chemical that gets you

02:57:12.380 --> 02:57:13.380
high.

02:57:13.380 --> 02:57:18.980
Is this actually just natural weed weed everywhere in some places?

02:57:18.980 --> 02:57:21.020
So this is just natural weed.

02:57:21.020 --> 02:57:22.860
The chemical that gets you high.

02:57:22.860 --> 02:57:28.140
But it is very high in CBD, a chemical which helps with anxiety and pain relief.

02:57:28.140 --> 02:57:32.380
The seeds are also edible and the plant itself makes very strong cordage.

02:57:32.380 --> 02:57:35.460
This plant was very useful to our ancestors.

02:57:35.460 --> 02:57:38.820
But did they actually get stoned in the Stone Age?

02:57:38.820 --> 02:57:44.260
Recent DNA evidence found around 12,000 years ago, two families of cannabis diverged.

02:57:44.260 --> 02:57:47.760
One used for hemp, and the other for THC.

02:57:47.760 --> 02:57:48.760
Meaning as far back as-

02:57:48.760 --> 02:57:56.260
Wow, so they started hand-picking two different types of weed, 12,000 years ago to grow for

02:57:56.260 --> 02:57:59.580
material usage and for getting high.

02:57:59.580 --> 02:58:01.660
The end of the last Ice Age.

02:58:01.660 --> 02:58:02.960
Ancient humans were cultivating-

02:58:02.960 --> 02:58:04.940
Yo, jelly, thank you for the raid, bro.

02:58:04.940 --> 02:58:09.760
Mr. Zay, the killer Scotty, Kanye, Flamie, Jay gave the sub something out of the three.

02:58:09.760 --> 02:58:11.760
Dolphin C got popped for official play with them to get high.

02:58:11.760 --> 02:58:16.160
Yeah, they like stress him out, so they release the toxins and then like inhale it.

02:58:16.160 --> 02:58:19.000
Revenzap with the sub 70 for the sub G-Ball for the three.

02:58:19.000 --> 02:58:20.500
Would you microdose on stream ever?

02:58:20.500 --> 02:58:21.500
No.

02:58:21.500 --> 02:58:22.500
That's TOS.

02:58:22.500 --> 02:58:23.500
100% no.

02:58:23.500 --> 02:58:24.500
Genedi for the sub.

02:58:24.500 --> 02:58:29.420
I was also talking to my friend about this yesterday.

02:58:29.420 --> 02:58:32.080
I haven't taken mushrooms in like two years.

02:58:32.080 --> 02:58:33.080
Just about.

02:58:33.080 --> 02:58:36.520
for multiple purposes, including drug use.

02:58:36.520 --> 02:58:41.240
High THC varieties could have simply been consumed like an edible or smoked.

02:58:41.240 --> 02:58:46.680
At 12,000 years old, this puts its domestication slightly before any food crops.

02:58:46.680 --> 02:58:50.200
It actually could be the earliest plant ever domesticated.

02:58:50.200 --> 02:58:54.720
It is still contested where it was first domesticated, most likely being East Asia.

02:58:54.720 --> 02:58:59.440
Our earliest direct evidence comes from the Oki Islands near Japan, where 10,200

02:58:59.440 --> 02:59:02.960
year old cannabis seeds were found in Jomon pots.

02:59:02.960 --> 02:59:08.080
China and India documented using cannabis and spiritual rituals along with many other cultures

02:59:08.720 --> 02:59:12.320
Herodotus, I feel like it would be very common for them to make like a tea

02:59:13.760 --> 02:59:21.440
Like a like a thct because it's harder to like bake it. I mean, I'm maybe smoking. It's obviously easy, but I could see them like

02:59:22.640 --> 02:59:26.080
Brewing the cannabis into like boiling water

02:59:27.040 --> 02:59:29.120
I don't know how much would release out of that

02:59:29.120 --> 02:59:33.780
But the world's first historian documented its use by the Central Asian sithians

02:59:34.180 --> 02:59:40.340
He writes the sithians as I said take some of this hemp seed how much a natural weed can make you high

02:59:40.340 --> 02:59:43.200
I don't really know how what THC percentage

02:59:44.040 --> 02:59:47.760
Existed in weed 12,000 years ago probably very little

02:59:48.320 --> 02:59:53.020
But even like in the 70s like when your parents were in high school

02:59:53.780 --> 02:59:56.060
the average joint had like

02:59:56.060 --> 03:00:07.700
like 6% THC. Now the average joint is like 30. What percent THC did joints have in the

03:00:07.700 --> 03:00:18.380
70s? Oh my God, it's even less. Marijuana in the 1970s was 1 to 4%. Most estimates are

03:00:18.380 --> 03:00:25.020
hovering around 2 to 3. Most strains today contain like 20%. And so it was probably even

03:00:25.020 --> 03:00:31.500
last, but I think not much last because in the 70s it was probably a lot closer to like natural amounts

03:00:32.540 --> 03:00:37.260
even if they were harvesting it. marijuana has been selectively bred over the last 30 years to have

03:00:37.260 --> 03:00:42.620
higher potency. five to ten weed today is five to seven times stronger than the 70s

03:00:45.340 --> 03:00:51.180
and creeping under the felt coverings throw it upon red hot stones immediately it smokes and

03:00:51.180 --> 03:00:54.680
and gives out such a vapor as no Greek vapor bath can exceed.

03:00:54.680 --> 03:00:57.720
The Siths, delighted, shout for joy.

03:00:57.720 --> 03:01:00.320
The Scythians were the pioneers of mountain warfare,

03:01:00.320 --> 03:01:02.240
known as brutal warriors,

03:01:02.240 --> 03:01:05.240
but it seems they loved the high as much as the rest of us.

03:01:05.240 --> 03:01:06.920
Cannabis would make its way into cultures

03:01:06.920 --> 03:01:09.920
all over Europe and Africa as it's read with trade,

03:01:09.920 --> 03:01:12.600
becoming important to many religious practices.

03:01:12.600 --> 03:01:13.440
I don't know about you-

03:01:13.440 --> 03:01:14.840
Wow, dude.

03:01:14.840 --> 03:01:17.160
As civilizations merge,

03:01:17.160 --> 03:01:19.500
you fucking meet a civilization that doesn't have weed.

03:01:19.500 --> 03:01:23.400
You go, yo, check this shit.

03:01:23.400 --> 03:01:25.520
They only have beer.

03:01:25.520 --> 03:01:26.840
Yo, try this shit out.

03:01:26.840 --> 03:01:29.160
But I find it hilarious that one of the first plans we ever

03:01:29.160 --> 03:01:31.440
domesticated wasn't to feed villages.

03:01:31.440 --> 03:01:32.760
No, it was more important.

03:01:32.760 --> 03:01:34.640
Praying while fried is wild.

03:01:34.640 --> 03:01:41.480
It's actually very common outside of Christianity.

03:01:41.480 --> 03:01:44.200
Even within some sects of Christianity, like smart

03:01:44.200 --> 03:01:46.880
groups, a lot of other religions

03:01:46.880 --> 03:01:50.160
get high for the purpose of being spiritual.

03:01:50.160 --> 03:01:52.680
That's why like a lot of natives

03:01:52.680 --> 03:01:54.280
and like tribes in the United States

03:01:54.280 --> 03:01:57.280
get legal permission to use peyote

03:01:57.280 --> 03:02:00.360
even if it's illegal in the state for religious reasons.

03:02:00.360 --> 03:02:03.320
And it was to get high, but the next example

03:02:03.320 --> 03:02:04.400
is even funnier.

03:02:04.400 --> 03:02:05.560
Humans may actually have a-

03:02:05.560 --> 03:02:07.800
Not for you, but very common elsewhere.

03:02:07.800 --> 03:02:09.440
Vented civilization so they could get

03:02:09.440 --> 03:02:10.960
a steady flow of beer.

03:02:10.960 --> 03:02:13.600
Alcohol is one of the oldest intoxicating-

03:02:13.600 --> 03:02:15.520
That's psychosis.

03:02:15.520 --> 03:02:20.520
Do you know what psychosis is?

03:02:20.520 --> 03:02:24.100
Substances consumed by humans Beer is even funnier.

03:02:24.100 --> 03:02:28.600
Humans may actually have invented civilizations so they could get a steady flow of beer.

03:02:28.600 --> 03:02:32.920
Alcohol is one of the oldest intoxicating substances consumed by humans.

03:02:32.920 --> 03:02:36.800
Fruits naturally ferment in the wild, and chimpanzees purposefully seek out this food

03:02:36.800 --> 03:02:40.640
source, consuming over two drinks a day worth of alcohol.

03:02:40.640 --> 03:02:44.480
Our ancestors were almost certainly doing the same thing, but at some point we developed

03:02:44.480 --> 03:02:50.240
a more efficient method. In the Levant region starting 15,000 years ago, the Matufian culture

03:02:50.240 --> 03:02:55.640
began harvesting wild grains in abundance. They were grinding them up into flour using

03:02:55.640 --> 03:03:00.840
stones, giving them a calorie-rich food staple. By mixing with water, they made nutritious

03:03:00.840 --> 03:03:03.680
porridges and if left out would ferment into alcohol.

03:03:03.680 --> 03:03:08.640
And we don't just have to hypothesize. Researchers have found residue of beer dating

03:03:08.640 --> 03:03:13.920
back 13,000 years ago in the Levant. At Haifa Cave, stone mortars were carved

03:03:13.920 --> 03:03:17.920
to the cave floor, where reed and barley based alcohol were ground and fermented.

03:03:18.560 --> 03:03:22.960
This proves that beer predates agriculture and even civilization by thousands of years.

03:03:23.680 --> 03:03:28.080
Imagine getting together with your lads in a cave, brewing some beer and getting drunk 13,000

03:03:28.080 --> 03:03:34.080
years ago. Bro, I feel like that had to make you sick though, no? Because like earlier beer and

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alcohol consumption was like, obviously yes, fermentation, but also like rotting. Like a level

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of if you got drunk you're probably gonna like vomit not even from being like too drunk like alcohol

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poisoning like you just made yourself sick. It's wonderful but scholars believe that the impact of

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beer on human culture was far more profound. Gobekli Tepe is one of the most important archaeological

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sites in the world. It proved that thousands of years before writing or civilization humans could

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get together and create massive structures. But recent evidence suggests it may have

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have actually been the world's first pub.

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Quebec Lee Tepe shows no evidence of permanent habitation.

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A pub where they'd pull up and buy drinks?

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What?

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Humans could get together and create massive structures.

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But recent evidence suggests it may have actually

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been the world's first pub.

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Quebec Lee Tepe shows no evidence of permanent habitation.

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The people who built it, by all evidence,

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were hunter-gatherers.

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Plenty of plant and animal remains

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have been found at the site, all of which

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were undomesticated.

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But their abundance suggests that lavish feasts occurred here, feasts which included beer.

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In multiple rooms at Quebec Ritepe, trough-shaped limestone vessels have been found.

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They are built into the floor of the room.

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Six have been found, and in total, add up to a hundred and sixty-

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I just wish I could see what- like I wish I could experience what it was like to be somebody that lived in that time.

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Like, I'm not upset that I'm alive now, you know, I'm glad to be alive in general.

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But I feel like the connection that humans had with Earth was probably a lot more profound when a lot less was known, you know?

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There's no society or technology or like any science. You kind of just exist. Like, there's still... We're animals. We will always be animals.

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But like, we're developed animals. Yes, they were more developed, but they still lived among the creatures of the world.

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Whereas now we have like our own societies.

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Whereas like that, that was probably like a huge deal, man.

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Like you're a hunter-gatherer society.

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You don't farm, you don't use much agriculture in general.

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Like you kind of just hunt and, you know, forage for items on a day-to-day basis.

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And once in your life, you build this fucking huge structure

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and meet up with a bunch of other humans and get fucking hammered.

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Like what a weird experience that would be.

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leaders. A grayish-black residue was found in the lower part of the vessel. Chemical analysis

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found evidence of oxalate. Oxalate develops during the steeping, mashing, and fermentation of cereals,

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and can indicate the production of beer. It is still contested if this proves for certain that

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beer was being produced, as old porridge could hypothetically leave the same trace.

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Though many scholars are convinced beer was being made, the beer would have had an alcohol

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concentration of only about two percent. But considering these people had no...

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Two percent? That ain't that bad, though, bro. For fucking 12,000 years ago.

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No alcohol tolerance.

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Drinking a gallon of that? Yeah, no alcohol tolerance. They get hammered.

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And there was about 40 liters in one trough. The effect would have been noticeable.

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But beyond the fun that may have gone along with consuming alcohol,

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beer was safer to consume than water in these days. Thus, it was nutritious and safe.

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It doesn't even like transition to like even like the 1200s or like the like the fowl like like after

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You know like modern day like on a Dominique ad or see you rather

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People would be or save them water. Yeah, because it because of its alcohol contents. There's no like bacteria

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like

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You if you drank water it might make you sick versus drinking beer, which is safer to drink

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Surrounded by benches which could have sat more than a dozen people.

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The perfect structure for communal feasting and drinking.

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Getting drunk with your tribe at Gobekli Tepe must have been a great time.

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These feasts were clearly important to bring large groups of people together to bond,

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share ideas, but also to move massive stones like those found at Gobekli Tepe.

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To supply these feasts, they gave young teens beer and wine.

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It was a long time ago, it was super normal.

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Yo, six grams.

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like mad normal in Europe today. That's like that's like that's not a historical thing. That's like

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very common in Europe that like a 13 year old will drink wine at dinner or some shit like

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with their family. Not like drunk but like isn't that common? I feel like that's common in Europe

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No, because like the drinking age is lower too.

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Yeah, it's many common for teens, like 14 or younger

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to have small amounts of wine or beer or family murals

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as it's viewed at meals, not mirrors.

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It's a more cultural component rather dining

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rather than a forbidden activity.

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In Southern Europe and Germany,

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table wine is consumed by teenagers quite commonly.

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Yeasts, more grain and meat was needed, possibly helping to spur on the

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domestication of both plants and animals.

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Genetic analysis has shown that the domestication of both einkorn and

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emmerwit took place in close vicinity to Gobekli Tepe.

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Therefore, farming and ultimately civilization may have been the byproducts

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of brewing beer.

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I mean, after all, what greater incentive is there than beer?

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And the more you think about it, the more it makes sense.

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The consumption of alcohol helps communities bond, relieve stress, but also leads to that

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lateral thinking.

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Dude, that's like one of the weirdest things about like, um, I guess like drugs or mind-altering

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substances in general is like, it is such a social thing.

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Like people drinking together is a social activity.

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One of the biggest things people know about quitting cigarettes is they lose friends.

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I'm not advocating for cigarettes smoking.

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I just think it's fascinating that people that smoke lead together usually just have

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something in common or are more likely to be friends.

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If you have a co-worker that smokes cigarettes and you smoke cigarettes, you guys will

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probably be more likely to be friends than somebody else because you guys will take

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cigarette smoke breaks together and talk like yeah having an interest in some random you know

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mind-altering substance will make you more likely to meet people in some way like it's odd I'm not

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saying it's good it's bad in some regards but talking about earlier and this may have led to new

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ideas in these communities but every drug we've mentioned so far that's sharing an experience

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That's true.

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For our team, compared to what we discovered in the Americas, in South America.

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Want to be a true friendship though?

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You could say that about most friendships you have.

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True friends are far and few between.

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Like a true friendship of virtue is like two people in your life, maybe.

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The majority of friends you have are circumstantial and based off of like you sharing interests

03:10:53.180 --> 03:10:56.300
and liking being around each other.

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Like, if you play basketball and your friend plays basketball, you both are friends because

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you both play basketball, right?

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First and foremost, you might keep friends after that for another reason, but the same

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thing can be said about like, your friends with somebody because they also smoke cigarettes

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and you met each other at work and you smoke cigarettes and have cigarette breaks together

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and then you hit it off and now you're friends.

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It's like the same shit.

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A variety of incredibly potent drugs have been used since the Stone Age, one of

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Which is cocoa leaves the active ingredient. What's a true friend somebody that knows you beyond I mean, yeah, I've made philosophy videos about that true friends

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It's like

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They know you through and through and they are your friend not for any sort of personal gain

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They enjoy being around you, but they don't need to

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To be friends with you, right?

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It's hard to explain. It's like a true friend. Your parents are your true friends

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Horrible take horrible take very dependent on the individual brother. You cannot say your parents are your true friends

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Maybe your parents are your true friends

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You could not say that about everybody

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there's also a

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definitive

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love dynamic that exists between parents and their kids and I will agree with that fully I think once you're older

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I think you could kind of have a

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a more friend-based bond with your parents,

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but Aristotle has some bad takes,

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but in Nikomaki and Ethics,

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or just like him talking about friendships in general,

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I will agree that I think that a parent-and-kid relationship,

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the kid will always have some sort of love in balance

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with the parent because they're the reason you exist.

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So even if you're in good standings,

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like your mom or dad might be more protective of you

03:12:52.360 --> 03:12:53.660
than you are of them,

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but the love that you have for your mother

03:12:56.260 --> 03:12:59.060
will be more than the love that they have for you.

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Not always, but a lot of the time,

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because it's like they're not your God.

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I'm not saying that, but they're the reason you exist.

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Same thing with like boss and and and worker, right?

03:13:18.960 --> 03:13:23.960
You might be casually friends with one another, but like, they're higher than you.

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You're not equals. You're not. You and your mom, you and your dad are not equals.

03:13:29.960 --> 03:13:38.960
They're above you in a social hierarchy, in a respect sense, and in a biological sense, they're above you, right?

03:13:38.960 --> 03:13:42.920
So, a true friend is generally not a parent.

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It could be a sibling, it could be just a regular friend, it could be a cousin, but not of somebody

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that is seen, that's a bad take.

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I don't think it is.

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Again, it is subjective, right?

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You could disagree with me, but like there is a hierarchy in terms of, you know, your

03:14:02.360 --> 03:14:07.440
grandparents are, you should respect them, right?

03:14:07.440 --> 03:14:11.120
Obviously, you could have a shitty father, shitty mother, and that's a different scenario.

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But I'm saying in a general, just blanketed paper sheet of social hierarchy,

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your parents are above you and your grandparents are above them.

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It's a respect to your elders type thing.

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Int, of course, being cocaine.

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Cochilea.

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What?

03:14:32.320 --> 03:14:37.200
In South America, a variety of incredibly potent drugs have been used since the Stone Age.

03:14:37.200 --> 03:14:40.420
Oh but chewing coca leaves, not making cocaine.

03:14:40.420 --> 03:14:45.260
Which is coca leaves, the active ingredient of course being cocaine.

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Cocoa leaves naturally grow all over the Andes.

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Chewing the leaves provides a mild energy boost and relief, but of course ancient humans

03:14:52.300 --> 03:14:55.380
found a way to intensify their effects.

03:14:55.380 --> 03:14:59.340
Archaeologists excavating a house from 8,000 years ago found coca leaves on the floor,

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and along with them were pieces of calcite.

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Calcite helps to release organic compounds.

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When combined with coca leaves, it creates a much more intense high.

03:15:08.120 --> 03:15:11.500
The quantities of the leaves suggest that the wider community was coming together to

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chew coca leaves recreationally.

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And every day, dude, cause that shit's a dick thing.

03:15:17.380 --> 03:15:21.700
It's not like, oh, this was just like something like they, you could say it's like, oh, more

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of a spiritual thing with like hallucinogenics, but stuff like coca leaves that's like super

03:15:26.420 --> 03:15:30.220
abundant, bro, they're probably high all day.

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And the time period just so happened to line up with the explosion of systematic

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like farming in the region.

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So coaked up farmers were spearheading civilization

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in the Andes.

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Guys, I'm starting to think that drugs

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really did create civilization.

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Cocoa would remain popular.

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I don't see a civilization that,

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I don't see a world where like humanity exists

03:15:48.820 --> 03:15:52.900
with zero mind altering substances.

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Like the average person is not necessarily addicted to

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but uses either nicotine alcohol weed mushrooms

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or some sort of substance, caffeine.

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Another thing, nobody talks about that.

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Like, probably 80% of the people in this chat use caffeine.

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Like, that's a mind-altering substance.

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It's a stimulant.

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Be aware as cultures rose and fell in the Andes.

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Ancient pottery depicts people-

03:16:20.160 --> 03:16:24.160
It's very rare there's somebody that does nothing.

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Nothing.

03:16:25.320 --> 03:16:27.680
It's very rare somebody just doesn't have caffeine.

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They don't drink, they don't smoke,

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they don't use nicotine, they do nothing.

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Very rare.

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There's people that do it.

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I'm not saying like it, but then even the people that do it are usually obsessed with something else.

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Sugary drinks, others that like they look forward to something.

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Presume.

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That changes their brain chemistry in some minute way.

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Bleaching and cocoa leaves.

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Evidence suggests it became part of a labyrinth and often deadly rituals.

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Mormons?

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Mormons, but Mormons are obsessed with soda.

03:16:59.560 --> 03:17:05.400
Mormons are obsessed with soda are they not isn't it so delicious and those other

03:17:05.400 --> 03:17:12.920
companies that exist in Utah like super fucking popular the Amish do the

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Amish use anything

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I feel like the Amish can drink occasionally now outside of Room Springer.

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Like tobacco. Some Amish people smoke tobacco in more conservative or traditional, older, old-order communities where it's often considered a tolerated traditional habit, especially amongst men.

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Nicotine. While honest people frown upon it, some groups prohibited others grow their

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tobacco suffix cigars, pipe cigarettes. I mean, it depends. It's probably the specific sub-niche community.

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And this brings us to one of the most haunting archaeological discoveries of all time,

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the children of Lula Ilico. In 1999, a man hikes Lula Ilico, one of the tallest mountains in

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South America. Here he discovered a strange stone structure with three children inside.

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it. Due to the cold and dry conditions, they were almost perfectly preserved, except for

03:18:32.360 --> 03:18:36.120
one if you're struck by lightning at some point. They were buried along with figurines

03:18:36.120 --> 03:18:41.160
made of precious metals and other grave goods. Analysis found that the children were sacrificed

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in an Incan religious ritual taking place around 500 years ago. They were drugged with

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an immense amount of cocoa leaves and corn beer, and they seemed to have died in their

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sleep and placed atop the mountain. The practice of ritual sacrifice in the Andes

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was intended to ensure health, rich harvests, and favorable weather.

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While certainly barbaric to us, it was different times back then.

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Human sacrifice was once incredibly common across the ancient world.

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Oh my god, where was it?

03:19:07.340 --> 03:19:11.820
Was it in the Mayan culture where they would kill somebody every day and rip their beating

03:19:11.820 --> 03:19:19.340
heart out?

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There's the Aztecs.

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Did they do it every day?

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The Aztecs rip someone's heart out every day.

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The priests would rip a heart out placed in a bowl held by statue.

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It's as frequently, not every day.

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Around, around 200 sacrifices a year potentially, no more than.

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But what's even crazier is what archaeologists discovered at Kahuachi in Peru.

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It served as a major religious center of Nazca culture 2,000 years ago due to the very dry

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Is penis any of the reason you haven't taken shrimps a while? No, I've just I just haven't wanted to

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but yeah, I did have kind of a

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Not not a good not a bad trip, but like I don't know that shit was horrible

03:20:09.060 --> 03:20:12.780
The trip wasn't horrible that shit was fucking way too strong man. That was like bad

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I don't take shrimps by the way, but like holy fuck man. That was

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It was just normally like I have taken streams like 10 times and I'm not advocating for the users of them

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But like every time I've taken them I've always known I was gonna take them like a week prior and

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The last time I took mushrooms my friend was like the day of or the day before it was like you want to take him

03:20:34.240 --> 03:20:36.560
I like oh, yeah, I'll take like a gram something light and

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I think that took like a gram or a gram and a half

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But it was of penis envy which is way stronger and it has more psilocybin and psilocybin than like a regular mushroom

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like Salos Vecubensis or enigma mushrooms or like golden cap mushrooms or whatever they're called

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golden teachers rather and so I take it and I just start dude it's like 15 minutes in and I go

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oh I'm tripping and I was like this is gonna be I'm not ready for this and so I'm like trying

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to lock I'm trying to like calm myself down because I'm like this is gonna be I thought I was

03:21:11.960 --> 03:21:15.440
just gonna be like oh feeling a little happy maybe watch like a Netflix documentary do the

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room starts morphing, and I just go,

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ah, no.

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By conditions, the burials at the site led

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to bodies naturally mummifying.

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Many of these people were sacrificed,

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four of which were trophy heads,

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but their preservation gave researchers

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the opportunity to chemically analyze

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the hair of 22 of these ancient people.

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They found evidence of not only coca,

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but also ayahuasca.

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Ayahuasca contains one of the most powerful

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psychedelic substances on earth,

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dimethyltryptamine, also known as DMT.

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Users describe how it can pull you entirely away from reality, including encounters with

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entities from other realms.

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Researchers think that the mummies at Kahuachi were given ayahuasca to calm and disorient

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them before their lives were taken.

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But ayahuasca-

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What a horrible way to die.

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Oh my god.

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You're tripping balls and then they kill you?

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Yikes.

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Had to be imported all the way from the Amazon.

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it was used for shamanistic rituals for thousands of years. Its powerful psychedelic effects

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were clearly quite useful for shamans. There are many ways to create the drug, as multiple

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plant species naturally have it. The most common method is by boiling a specific root

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in the leaves of a specific shrub. The mixture is drunk with the guide of a shaman.

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Another method involves smoking and anethera beans. And in Argentina, a pipe made from

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bone of a mountain lion was found with traces of DMT dating back to 4000 years ago. It is insane to

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think that some guy 4000 years ago was smoking DMT in the Andes. But another extremely powerful

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talkabout substance was- Yeah. I mean, that dude, I'm telling you right now, if I was alive

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4000 years ago, I would probably, I would probably be more spiritual than I am. Like 100%. If I was

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How's the dude in the Andes? No technology exists. Not a lot of modern, like science exists.

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And I don't really understand the world around me and I just start tripping balls in the mountains.

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I'd go, oh my God.

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Like, there's, there's like purple beings or whatever they, like, there's, I think it's common that you see like a purple being on DMT or something like that.

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I would believe in that shit, 100%.

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It's used in the Americas even earlier.

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Peiote is a tiny, unassuming cactus, but inside of it is mesc-

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No reason not to.

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I'd be like, well, that was real.

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An incredibly powerful psychedelic substance.

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The plant produces it to defend against herbivores, as it is incredibly bitter and disorienting.

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But of course, ancient humans found a way to turn it into a powerful psychedelic

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experience.

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An archeological dig in Texas found evidence that Native Americans have been using this

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plant for at least 5,500 years.

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And decent men would use it during shamanic ceremonies to heal their communities and acquire

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wisdom, an unbroken tradition that dates back to the Ice Age in Eurasia.

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When Europeans made it to the region, Peodi was documented among dozens of groups including

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the Apache, Tancua, and Comanche.

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As the tribes were colonized, and the government tried to destroy native culture, Peodi was

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made illegal.

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But famous Comanche chief, Quana Parker, fought hard to maintain the use of Peodi

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in his people's spiritual practices.

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He created a spiritual movement blending aspects of Christianity with indigenous beliefs and

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peyote use.

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He famously said,

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The white man goes into his church and talks about Jesus.

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The Indian goes in his teepee and talks with Jesus.

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This quote explains just how intimate the role of peyote was in many Native American cultures

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going back thousands of years.

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But the practice of speaking directly to the spirit world wasn't limited to the

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Americas.

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Another substance may have actually inspired some of the most popular religions on earth.

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The poppy plant is one of the wildest plants out there.

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It naturally produces both morphine and codeine, both of which are incredibly potent narcotics.

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The unripe seeds produce a milky substance that when dro-

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So religion's made up from drugs?

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No, not necessarily, but I think there- if you want the joe bark take, I think that

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religion was created through sociological needs as well as

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like drugs yeah um more what is it called what is the study of civilizations anthropology

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i believe anthropology study of humanity yeah if you look at anthropology throughout the years like

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Certain societies that live similar lives but are on different continents come up with very similar religions, depending on the type of life that they live.

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Bigger societies have more monotheistic gods, kind of like a big brother, more roaming, not hunter-gatherer societies, but more nomadic people are more likely to believe in similar things.

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like you can like look into that shit um but i mean like that's one of the reasons i'm not religious

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but that's what i believe i'm not saying it's definitively true because there's no way of proving it

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but dried is referred to as opium which the connections are there and be eaten or smoked

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and ancient humans knew just how powerful it was as far back as 80s read my bits took three

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guys of penis and he played hunter to call the wild for six hours straight walking around

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I'm virtual nature thinking about how much I love my family.

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Bro, there was one time I was laying in a field

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hugging the earth.

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I swear to God.

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I was like, and I was like, wow,

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gravity is really like earth hugging me back.

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Like I felt, I actually felt like earth

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was like a conscious being that existed.

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and it was like there to help me live my life.

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So serious, I was like bomb, hug and earth right now,

03:27:12.460 --> 03:27:13.300
this is awesome.

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600 years ago, poppy remains have been found

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in sites across Europe.

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The plant seems to have been domesticated

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as early as 8,000 years ago around the Mediterranean.

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Now they may have just been eating the ripe seeds,

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though it wasn't a leap for them to find out

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that the unripe seeds can give you an incredible high.

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Stone age farmers across Europe and Asia

03:27:31.640 --> 03:27:37.320
consuming poppy seeds, and in all likelihood, getting high. By the time civilization emerged,

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we know for a fact that opium was well known. The Minoans even had a poppy goddess.

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Ceramic vessels have been found with a figure in a strange position with poppies protruding

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from their headband. The largest known statue of the goddess was found near a tabular vase

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used for inhaling opium smoke. Opium may have been the basis for cultic rituals that would

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have influenced later Greek traditions. The Sumerians were also fond of opium poppies.

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which they called the Joy Plant. Sumerian priests use opium to reach a higher state of spirituality.

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At a 4,000-year-old palace in the Syrian city of Ebla, archaeologists found traces of poppy

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alongside other medicinal plants. The room's location at the heart of the palace, combined

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with Huneiform tablets mentioning priests taking unknown ritual beverages, strongly

03:28:23.320 --> 03:28:28.760
hints that ceremonial usage. Like in Greece, opium was used in cultic rituals by the

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upper classes. Many of the religions of the period and in the modern day may have some

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ties to these early drug-fueled rituals. And with a drug as powerful as opium, I'm not

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surprised. It is hilarious to realize that some ancient priests in these societies were

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full-blown drug addicts. Scholars suggest that the impact of these psychoactive substances

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has been underestimated, and that a drug culture was central to ritual across the

03:28:52.840 --> 03:28:57.400
ancient world. Drug use in modern times has often been framed as a moral weakness,

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But in reality, it couldn't be more human.

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From tripping home erectus in places in Africa, to shamans in Ice Age Europe,

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to you cracking open a beer on a Friday night, the impulse of drug use is natural.

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That doesn't mean it's good or bad.

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I'm just providing you with the historical information

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so you can make your own decisions without any cultural stigma.

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And if you enjoyed this deep dive, click this video neck.

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I love that video, bro. Oh my god. North O2. You are a fucking goat, dude.

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makes great content. Was there an advanced civilization before us? Excuse me, I'm adding that to the watch later as well.

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WVD. All right. Now we're about to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson ran about war. Boy,

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H.E. with the sub, swagger, thank you for the thre. Would you ever do a Christmas stream where you make a gingerbread house while high?

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Oh, I've made like five gingerbread houses on stream before. God, thank you for the sub.

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I gotta think of the fray turn 15 obviously love your streams

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I've been going through a lot of stuff while your go live notification

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Honestly makes me feel better and like I matter. I really appreciate what you do

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Would you ever be down to do a groovy run stream sometime? No

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But I'm glad that I'm able to help you bro, and I wish you the best man

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Truly. All right. I gotta go piss real quick that we're gonna hop into the next video

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Count me down

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So, what do you think?

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Thank you for the sub.

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Can we say hi to Eugene Blomkin?

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you

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I'm just going to go back to the

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I have no idea.

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W. Aiden is W. Aiden.

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Lynn J. R. Red and Judy, thank you for the sub.

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Boston VLOG. I'm not going to title it Boston VLOG.

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Watch The Masters. Copyrighted, big dog. Use your brain.

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The Boston experience.

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Becoming a real boss to becoming a real Boston

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Becoming a real Boston or

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What do you call people from Boston?

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Boston

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I don't know. I feel like the Boston experience might be better.

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Now, let me keep the vlog.

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Okay, I didn't see you there. Just showing this Boston Airbnb in my Dekuzy bath.

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Getting ready for a wonderful trip that I'm taking you guys along for the ride for.

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It's a 25 minute video. I had that much footage

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Okay, sorry, I had to lock back in.

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Why is it in 2X, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

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Okay, sorry. I had a lock back in. Why isn't it 2x? I don't know. I was just watching the

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video. It was good. Damn. Damn. Okay. Chat lock in. Drew and Geo so thinking of a sudden

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A scientist's view on war.

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Let's go.

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We've recorded the history.

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Ever since we've recorded the history of human conduct

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in what we call civilization and even before,

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there have been people who didn't get along

03:35:56.660 --> 03:35:59.140
on a level where it wasn't simply a matter of,

03:35:59.140 --> 03:36:01.220
let's talk over our differences.

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It's, we cannot resolve our differences,

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so therefore I must kill you.

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This as a mode of operation within our species, within civilization itself, is disturbing.

03:36:21.980 --> 03:36:32.980
I think it's one of the weirdest things too, to talk about war and how it hinders humanity's progress because, and this is not in support of war.

03:36:32.980 --> 03:36:39.480
I think if humanity in general, I think if humans were able to get along and not kill each other,

03:36:39.480 --> 03:36:43.580
we would be able to advance as a species in a much more rapid rate.

03:36:43.580 --> 03:36:52.780
But a lot of the big technological and leap advances that we've made as a species

03:36:52.780 --> 03:37:00.480
are through war and the competition to be stronger and more powerful than your counterpart.

03:37:00.480 --> 03:37:05.360
like even going to the moon we fast-tracked that because we didn't want the Russians to go to the moon

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microwaves and other fucking weird niche inventions

03:37:10.720 --> 03:37:14.720
inventions that you use on a day-to-day basis splitting of the atom you know nuclear bombs

03:37:14.720 --> 03:37:20.160
they're terrible but like being able to figure that is a big step in human science and advancement

03:37:20.160 --> 03:37:24.640
but it happened because we wanted to kill 500,000 people in the snap of a finger

03:37:24.640 --> 03:37:33.400
So let's go way back when it's just fisticuffs. What's the most damage I could do? I can like

03:37:33.400 --> 03:37:41.560
maybe harm one person, possibly kill one person at a time. Now I'm going to bow an arrow. I'm one

03:37:41.560 --> 03:37:49.440
person and I can take out 10 people at a time. Notice this ratio is getting steeper and steeper.

03:37:49.440 --> 03:37:58.060
Bro, it's gotten to a point now where, like, technically speaking, one guy with enough power

03:37:58.060 --> 03:38:03.420
so, like, the leader of Russia, China, the United States, somewhere with nuclear warheads,

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could kill everyone on Earth.

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If they wanted to.

03:38:07.300 --> 03:38:10.540
Like, an insane man could kill everybody on Earth.

03:38:10.540 --> 03:38:14.980
Some people are saying Trump could, you know, theoretically nuclear nuke somebody.

03:38:14.980 --> 03:38:15.980
Like...

03:38:15.980 --> 03:38:16.980
I now have a gun.

03:38:16.980 --> 03:38:21.380
Actually, it's a musket gun it initially I could take you out at 50 yards

03:38:21.900 --> 03:38:27.880
I don't even know what you look like and I can kill you then have automatic weapons one person can take out

03:38:28.180 --> 03:38:31.060
20 people reload take out another 20 a

03:38:31.860 --> 03:38:36.180
Missile you fire a missile I can take out hundreds of people

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and hundreds of people that are

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hundreds of miles away

03:38:42.660 --> 03:38:44.260
now

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Not like a missile where you're just shooting it, you know across the football field war continues to quote advance

03:38:51.160 --> 03:38:53.160
What else can I borrow?

03:38:53.200 --> 03:38:57.040
Bombs yes, so now one person can kill

03:38:57.840 --> 03:39:03.900
Thousands once you have an airplane you can fly over someone's head it renders the trench warfare obsolete

03:39:04.120 --> 03:39:08.920
Airplanes can go over cities you drop bombs on people's heads whether or not they're combatants

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So now you just make more and more powerful bombs

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I think the only other thing that could be said which is like restricted outside of bombs

03:39:21.480 --> 03:39:29.000
But like um like biological warfare like viruses and shit like that like that exists

03:39:29.000 --> 03:39:36.400
You know, it's just hey, you're this is like really immoral like beyond like you could kill all of humanity immoral

03:39:36.400 --> 03:39:41.800
I don't know if there's anything above bombs though.

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The bombs are no longer just explosives, like with gunpowder or anything, it's nukes!

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Nuclear weapons!

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A birth at the end of the Second World War.

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Now one person flying an airplane can kill tens of thousands, even millions.

03:40:00.040 --> 03:40:06.660
Yeah, like, I struggled to grasp the scale of nuclear bombs today because the bombs that

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were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima killed, you know, 200,000 people.

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But those bombs, like, pale in comparison to nuclear hydrogen bombs today.

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So what would, like, I feel like one nuclear bomb dropped in New York City would kill

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all of New York City, right?

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It's got to be that big.

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Maybe not everybody instantly, but it would cause enough damage that everybody in New York City would die, or like Tokyo.

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Tokyo's much larger, though.

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Tens of thousands initially with the atom bomb.

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These are the fission bombs that split uranium and plutonium atoms into lighter atoms, releasing energy in the process.

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Those were the two bombs over Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

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the first and only two times nuclear weapons were used.

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I can't get over when I was watching Oppenheimer

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and when they wanted to test the nuclear bomb,

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they said that there was a very slim margin that if they set off a nuclear bomb,

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it would start a chain reaction and basically split every atom in like our atmosphere

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and kill everybody on earth.

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And they still did it.

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Like even though the chance was like, you know, 0.00 whatever,

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They were like, yeah, that could happen.

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Warfare.

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The bombs were not certain that it won't.

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It was over Nagasaki and Hiroshima were like 20 kilotons, something like hot take on it like that movie.

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I love that movie.

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And maybe he's great.

03:41:39.420 --> 03:41:40.620
Good, good cinematography.

03:41:40.620 --> 03:41:44.420
I feel like it was also like educational kilotons was what unit is that?

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Oh, oh, huh.

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We don't have a way to measure the energy of atomic bombs.

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So you you measured in terms of what the previous

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Explosive powers were

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TNT TNT's dynamite

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Discovered by Alfred Nobel by the way got rich put in money to create the Nobel Prize

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Kilo is thousand we all know

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ton is a ton

03:42:09.020 --> 03:42:11.460
thousand tons of TNT

03:42:12.380 --> 03:42:14.380
Not just one stick of dynamite

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Thousands of tons you take that ignite it in an instant

03:42:19.220 --> 03:42:22.220
You incinerate everybody below you.

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And we have magnified the power of that weapon by a hundred.

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We call them hydrogen bombs, just the way the sun makes energy,

03:42:30.220 --> 03:42:34.220
taking hydrogen atoms, bringing it together to make helium atoms.

03:42:34.220 --> 03:42:40.220
That also releases energy way more energy than you'd get by fissioning heavy atoms.

03:42:40.220 --> 03:42:44.220
No longer is a kilotons, it's megatons.

03:42:44.220 --> 03:42:46.860
Not just thousands of tons of TNT

03:42:47.540 --> 03:42:50.460
Millions of tons of TNT now one person

03:42:50.940 --> 03:42:52.620
Who pushes a button?

03:42:52.620 --> 03:42:58.100
What has a rocket to deliver ICBM intercontinental ballistic missiles, bro?

03:42:58.100 --> 03:43:03.740
See that's like that's what's fucking so terrifying even if in our lifetime

03:43:04.740 --> 03:43:08.620
We don't have some sort of leader that will do this

03:43:09.380 --> 03:43:12.140
Isn't it somewhat inevitable that like

03:43:12.140 --> 03:43:21.180
like humanity goes down a wrong turn, puts the wrong guy in power, and he kills everyone.

03:43:21.180 --> 03:43:26.500
Out of just like, just spite or some sort of, like you could have, and I know people

03:43:26.500 --> 03:43:31.180
are going to say Trump and shit, I, I don't think Trump's going to, I, I do not like

03:43:31.180 --> 03:43:32.180
Trump as a president.

03:43:32.180 --> 03:43:33.180
I think he's a terrible person.

03:43:33.180 --> 03:43:35.780
I think he's a terrible president.

03:43:35.780 --> 03:43:37.500
I don't think he's going to blow up the world.

03:43:37.500 --> 03:43:40.180
I hope he does not blow up the world.

03:43:40.180 --> 03:43:48.540
But you could have a scenario where a struggling country with nuclear power and capabilities

03:43:48.540 --> 03:43:55.580
has a psychopath that puts on a facade that he is going to save the world and save your

03:43:55.580 --> 03:43:59.460
country and hoist your nation up and help everyone out.

03:43:59.460 --> 03:44:02.940
And in reality, he goes, right when they put me in power, I'm going to kill everybody.

03:44:02.940 --> 03:44:04.660
Right when they put me in power, I'm going to kill everyone.

03:44:04.660 --> 03:44:06.620
I just want to kill everybody.

03:44:06.620 --> 03:44:13.980
They he gets elected and boom destroys the world and this could happen 400 years from now, but like

03:44:14.780 --> 03:44:19.100
There has to be some sort of safety net right some people are saying Hitler Hitler

03:44:19.100 --> 03:44:25.020
Yeah, was you wanted to ethnically cleanse Jewish people off of the earth, but even then

03:44:25.980 --> 03:44:33.180
Like he didn't have the power to do so right now it'd be like somebody like that getting put in power today

03:44:33.740 --> 03:44:35.500
would be the end of the world

03:44:35.500 --> 03:44:37.660
I can sit here in the comfort of my chair,

03:44:37.660 --> 03:44:41.340
control a missile on my sovereign land,

03:44:41.340 --> 03:44:45.020
it'll enter suborbital because it leaves our atmosphere,

03:44:45.020 --> 03:44:48.060
can't travel that far without resistance through the air.

03:44:48.060 --> 03:44:51.180
It leaves our atmosphere, goes its distance,

03:44:51.180 --> 03:44:53.580
comes back out of the sky, hits its target,

03:44:53.580 --> 03:44:55.580
you can kill a million people.

03:44:55.580 --> 03:45:00.220
Clearly that's a highly unstable situation

03:45:01.260 --> 03:45:03.500
because now we are beholden to

03:45:03.500 --> 03:45:08.500
to the sanity of anyone who has access to that button.

03:45:09.340 --> 03:45:11.220
Yeah, like you can't, brother.

03:45:11.220 --> 03:45:13.520
I feel like there has to be like 15 people

03:45:13.520 --> 03:45:15.540
to you need like a line,

03:45:15.540 --> 03:45:17.940
like a checks and balances government wise,

03:45:17.940 --> 03:45:21.600
but more like, yo, we need like way more people.

03:45:21.600 --> 03:45:25.780
And I don't know how simple it is genuinely

03:45:25.780 --> 03:45:27.420
for him to do a nuke.

03:45:27.420 --> 03:45:29.140
I doubt Trump could just go,

03:45:29.140 --> 03:45:31.060
ah, fuck it, flip a switch

03:45:31.060 --> 03:45:36.020
slam a big red button and nukes fly out. He probably asked to run it by somebody, even if he is the

03:45:36.020 --> 03:45:46.740
president. But I feel like it should be beyond what it is. I gotta Google that. How simple is it for a

03:45:46.740 --> 03:45:51.740
president to shoot a nuclear bomb.

03:45:58.620 --> 03:46:01.780
A briefcase carried by military aid containing a strike option,

03:46:01.780 --> 03:46:04.780
the president uses a laminated card to identify themselves.

03:46:04.780 --> 03:46:07.140
Once authorized, the launch order is transmitted directly

03:46:07.140 --> 03:46:08.940
through military crews in a minute.

03:46:09.900 --> 03:46:13.620
Advisors discuss the decision, nobody can veto the order.

03:46:16.740 --> 03:46:25.060
see that's what I don't like like it's the end all be all he like you got a guy

03:46:25.060 --> 03:46:30.060
and I don't know how other countries nuclear you know facilities work I'm

03:46:30.060 --> 03:46:37.860
more so saying in the United States but like that's wild

03:46:37.860 --> 03:46:48.700
The authority to use nuclear weapons is inherent in a constitutional role as commander in chief.

03:46:48.700 --> 03:46:52.020
The president can seek advice from his senior military leaders.

03:46:52.020 --> 03:46:55.320
Those military leaders are then required to transmit and implement the orders authorizing

03:46:55.320 --> 03:47:00.820
nuclear use if the president decides to employ nuclear weapons and they can't veto

03:47:00.820 --> 03:47:07.140
him.

03:47:07.140 --> 03:47:09.340
that neurodiversity of our species.

03:47:09.340 --> 03:47:11.640
Is that not crazy?

03:47:11.640 --> 03:47:13.860
I know it's like in certain area,

03:47:13.860 --> 03:47:16.900
or in certain instances you need that,

03:47:16.900 --> 03:47:19.440
where it's like, oh fuck, if somebody shot a nuke at us,

03:47:19.440 --> 03:47:21.100
you know, you need the president to be like, boom,

03:47:21.100 --> 03:47:24.060
yeah, shoot the nuke at them without like hesitancy.

03:47:24.060 --> 03:47:26.340
But like, to be able to do that is nuts.

03:47:26.340 --> 03:47:27.860
Max, thank you for the thousand buddies.

03:47:27.860 --> 03:47:29.660
I got fired from my one year apprenticeship last week.

03:47:29.660 --> 03:47:30.580
I'm sorry to hear that, man.

03:47:30.580 --> 03:47:32.620
I live with my mom, I'm not on the best terms,

03:47:32.620 --> 03:47:33.460
she must throw me out.

03:47:33.460 --> 03:47:34.980
I have a trust fund with my dad's death,

03:47:34.980 --> 03:47:36.980
but I'm not ready to move out yet, I'm only 18.

03:47:36.980 --> 03:47:39.380
Completely are off site now if I don't find another job the end of the month

03:47:39.380 --> 03:47:42.980
I have to go back to get to only having a high school diploma

03:47:42.980 --> 03:47:45.340
I just want to break but my mom doesn't support that I

03:47:46.220 --> 03:47:50.020
Don't really know what to say man. I wish you the best max, but I'm sorry you're going through that

03:47:50.020 --> 03:47:54.740
I don't really know what I could do specifically, but I think you just keep pushing man. I

03:47:55.700 --> 03:47:59.340
See if you're able to take some small break, but I don't know what I could say

03:47:59.740 --> 03:48:01.500
MMR, thank you for the three

03:48:01.500 --> 03:48:07.400
Rousses for the three thoughts of people saying that the Holocaust killed 271 Ken says six million people received

03:48:07.400 --> 03:48:11.220
That takes 271 Ken says six million now. I think six million people died

03:48:11.220 --> 03:48:15.700
I think the numbers that they submitted of how many Jewish people died is accurate

03:48:16.340 --> 03:48:17.660
I

03:48:17.660 --> 03:48:22.660
Don't know why people would say it's not during the air of the sub accident call for the sub the Donnie pep

03:48:22.860 --> 03:48:24.620
Jack and Jake for the sub

03:48:24.620 --> 03:48:30.540
Lynn jr. Red for the seven million of the three listening affects twins in the most type thing ever status thing makes you stop

03:48:30.540 --> 03:48:32.540
I can't think of the three,

03:48:32.540 --> 03:48:33.540
Prodigy can't think of the three,

03:48:33.540 --> 03:48:35.540
Jackson the sub, lock in.

03:48:35.540 --> 03:48:39.540
Not everyone has the rational capacity

03:48:39.540 --> 03:48:43.540
to make a decision that would be in the interest

03:48:43.540 --> 03:48:46.540
of the world's health, wealth and security.

03:48:46.540 --> 03:48:49.540
I'm old enough to remember mad,

03:48:49.540 --> 03:48:52.540
mutual assured destruction.

03:48:52.540 --> 03:48:56.540
It was the realization that if there's a first strike,

03:48:56.540 --> 03:49:01.540
While the weapons are airborne, spaceporn, while they're leaving the-

03:49:01.540 --> 03:49:06.040
Yeah, you launch all your fucking nukes, and I mean that's why we have nuclear submarines.

03:49:06.040 --> 03:49:09.040
Like, that's like the biggest OP part of mad.

03:49:09.040 --> 03:49:17.040
It's like, hey, you could nuke the entire continental US, and there's still fucking nine guys on a submarine that'll blow up your country.

03:49:17.040 --> 03:49:20.040
Yeah, Mr. That's enough time for you to launch your weapons.

03:49:20.040 --> 03:49:24.040
If the country wants to really get at you, they'll attack you and your allies.

03:49:24.040 --> 03:49:27.480
So now, everybody starts launching weapons.

03:49:27.480 --> 03:49:32.140
If you have total nuclear exchange,

03:49:32.140 --> 03:49:36.940
and you ignite the forests and the vegetation of the world.

03:49:36.940 --> 03:49:38.520
Does the world not end?

03:49:38.520 --> 03:49:41.220
Wouldn't we go, wouldn't we like black out the sun?

03:49:41.220 --> 03:49:46.960
This converts living plant tissue into carbon soot

03:49:46.960 --> 03:49:51.260
that goes into the air, blocking sunlight.

03:49:51.260 --> 03:49:57.760
This was the famous nuclear winter that was described in the early 1980s.

03:49:58.260 --> 03:50:09.760
Computing power was just becoming good enough to address the question of what happens if you darken the skies all around the world.

03:50:10.260 --> 03:50:12.260
The temperature of the Earth drops.

03:50:12.260 --> 03:50:14.760
Plants that depend on sunlight die.

03:50:14.760 --> 03:50:17.260
Animals that depend on plants die.

03:50:17.260 --> 03:50:22.900
animals that depend on animals that depend on plans die in sequence why are

03:50:22.900 --> 03:50:30.100
people in South Africa chilling percent of mortality so 99% of the US would die

03:50:30.100 --> 03:50:35.100
why the fuck in South Africa are they like in wassotho chilling depend on

03:50:35.100 --> 03:50:42.580
plans die in sequence and you have nuclear

03:50:42.580 --> 03:50:48.180
Holocaust not only affecting earth life but plan because where better yo nice

03:50:48.180 --> 03:50:54.420
grammar star keep it up now because where better

03:50:57.420 --> 03:51:04.140
life and other animal life as well the nuclear winter scenario it assumed that

03:51:04.140 --> 03:51:08.340
the weapons would be equally distributed on earth surface that's generally not

03:51:08.340 --> 03:51:12.860
how this works. If you're launching nukes, you're going to launch it at the

03:51:12.860 --> 03:51:17.020
missile silos that might have other nukes that haven't launched yet, and you're

03:51:17.020 --> 03:51:20.580
going to launch it towards cities with multiple nukes coming into the same city.

03:51:20.580 --> 03:51:25.580
So you don't look at the spread, that initial calculation that

03:51:25.580 --> 03:51:31.180
presumed, but what it did do was birth an entire science of long-term

03:51:31.180 --> 03:51:36.420
climate modeling from assaults on the environment. And out of that we got to

03:51:36.420 --> 03:51:39.460
you have great confidence that the dinosaurs were taken out

03:51:39.460 --> 03:51:42.700
by an asteroid, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest

03:51:42.700 --> 03:51:46.760
that struck the Yucatan peninsula off of Mexico,

03:51:46.760 --> 03:51:51.760
cast dust into the air, plunging Earth into dust.

03:51:52.020 --> 03:51:53.320
Yo, I don't know if this is actually

03:51:53.320 --> 03:51:54.620
Sketty's account, brother.

03:51:54.620 --> 03:51:56.860
I'm not pinning the message for you, brother.

03:51:56.860 --> 03:51:58.180
I don't know why your account cop banned.

03:51:58.180 --> 03:51:59.660
I don't know if this is actually Sketty.

03:51:59.660 --> 03:52:01.340
If it is, you're good, bro.

03:52:01.340 --> 03:52:03.340
I'm sorry, your account cop banned, but...

03:52:03.340 --> 03:52:05.340
I

03:52:05.980 --> 03:52:10.220
Made an account my girlfriend's friend to tell you my accounts gone the peel I stick out of that mentally

03:52:10.220 --> 03:52:13.020
I don't see why I could get it back just want to say it was an honor to be a part of the community

03:52:13.140 --> 03:52:16.080
Made several good friends and chat always be tuned into the streams. I

03:52:17.340 --> 03:52:19.340
doubt I'll be back

03:52:21.220 --> 03:52:23.220
You're okay

03:52:24.860 --> 03:52:28.220
You're you're not I mean it's your choice entirely man

03:52:28.220 --> 03:52:31.140
You don't need to tap into the stream but you're saying because your twitch account got banned

03:52:31.140 --> 03:52:33.140
You're just no longer gonna use twitch

03:52:33.340 --> 03:52:43.420
darkness rendering 70% of all species of life on Earth and in the ocean extinct.

03:52:43.420 --> 03:52:46.180
The world quickly realized how debil...

03:52:46.180 --> 03:52:48.060
He got IP banned.

03:52:48.060 --> 03:52:51.980
What did you do?

03:52:51.980 --> 03:52:56.140
Where you got IP banned on Twitch?

03:52:56.140 --> 03:52:57.140
J.C.

03:52:57.140 --> 03:52:58.140
Bender 3.

03:52:58.140 --> 03:52:59.140
What's your number one philosophical book recommendation?

03:52:59.140 --> 03:53:03.160
our number one book recommendation philosophical philosophical or not

03:53:04.340 --> 03:53:08.180
hard-boiled wonderland in the end of the world astrophysics for people in a hurry or

03:53:08.900 --> 03:53:14.140
Plato's Republic 70 of the sub Sasha and peanut. There's not projects for the three decks for the sub

03:53:14.140 --> 03:53:19.260
I haven't read in a while though lock in chat, please leave this is I really need to tap in chat

03:53:19.780 --> 03:53:24.540
What's locked in what's locked in it's not just a bow and an arrow. It's not just fisticut

03:53:24.540 --> 03:53:30.380
Tyler thank you for the five if you don't ban all these morons in chat saying the 271 KO that us never watched the stream again

03:53:30.380 --> 03:53:32.740
Stand up to and I said anti-Semitism pussy

03:53:35.180 --> 03:53:37.400
You are a stupid fuck

03:53:38.260 --> 03:53:39.680
Tyler bearish

03:53:39.680 --> 03:53:41.760
Let me say that I hope you never watch me again

03:53:41.760 --> 03:53:47.660
And I think you're a stupid cock if you think that I would support anybody that's anti-Semitic to begin with I've done

03:53:48.300 --> 03:53:53.540
You know multiple things talking about how you know anti-Semitism is wrong

03:53:53.540 --> 03:54:00.760
I literally stated my own opinion that the people that think 271k Jewish people died and the numbers are inaccurate are stupid

03:54:00.760 --> 03:54:05.620
I have 10,000 people spamming in my chat. You think I see every chat message Tyler bearish you dumb fuck

03:54:06.120 --> 03:54:08.780
You think I see every you think I see every chat you dumb fuck

03:54:08.780 --> 03:54:13.180
You want to call me a stupid pussy because I didn't ban a fucking chatter that you got aggravated about I have

03:54:13.240 --> 03:54:16.140
10,000 people in my fucking stream Tyler bearish you dumb stupid fuck

03:54:16.540 --> 03:54:19.880
Do you know that or no, sorry? You don't need to watch me anymore?

03:54:19.880 --> 03:54:26.140
I don't support those people neither do 99% of my chatters. I ban a thousand people a stream

03:54:26.140 --> 03:54:34.340
I don't catch every bad chatter. My mods don't catch every bad chatter. Okay, do you I literally I mentioned it

03:54:34.340 --> 03:54:39.100
I addressed it a chatter said what is your opinion on this? I said that shit's stupid

03:54:39.100 --> 03:54:43.200
I shared my take and then there's stupid chatters that are getting banned

03:54:43.620 --> 03:54:49.860
Maybe one or two slipped by but if you want to call me a fucking pussy and say I'm never gonna watch your stream

03:54:49.860 --> 03:54:55.420
again by all means pal oh I lost a fan oh tough shit I'm really gonna fucking

03:54:55.420 --> 03:55:00.580
fist myself over that tonight Tyler get the fuck out of my stream big dog because

03:55:00.580 --> 03:55:05.060
you know I don't support anti-Semitism I have family members that are Jewish I am

03:55:05.060 --> 03:55:10.780
Ashkenazi Jew as well right I have grandparents that are fully Jewish right

03:55:10.780 --> 03:55:16.200
what are you talking about if you support the anti-Semitism you're a

03:55:16.200 --> 03:55:18.200
You're a jackass. Did you know that?

03:55:21.780 --> 03:55:22.780
Fucking idiot.

03:55:24.780 --> 03:55:26.780
No, don't ban him. I want to hear what he said.

03:55:27.420 --> 03:55:29.420
Alright, don't ban him. Don't ban him.

03:55:31.340 --> 03:55:36.220
Your chat's being anti-Semitic, LMAO. Okay, buddy, whatever. Get some mods.

03:55:36.980 --> 03:55:41.660
You're a little bitch. Say that shit and probably you're losing your only talk to the TwitchHackers, you're wanting to get basemen to all our influencers.

03:55:41.960 --> 03:55:44.460
Yeah. Oh, basement dwelling influencers.

03:55:44.460 --> 03:55:47.460
Why are you calling me a basement dwelling influencer?

03:55:47.460 --> 03:55:50.460
I thought you were a fan of me, Tyler Barish.

03:55:50.460 --> 03:55:51.460
What happened, buddy?

03:55:51.460 --> 03:55:54.460
You literally heard my take. I said I don't agree with that.

03:55:54.460 --> 03:55:57.460
Why are we dissing me? What did I do?

03:55:57.460 --> 03:55:59.460
Tyler, what's happening, man?

03:55:59.460 --> 03:56:03.460
What's going on? Are you just upset about something?

03:56:03.460 --> 03:56:07.460
I agree. Whoever this chatter is that saying shit like that should get banned,

03:56:07.460 --> 03:56:09.460
and I'm assuming they probably are.

03:56:14.460 --> 03:56:30.460
No, they weren't but I will ban them and see that's the thing my mods do ban these people Tyler but it's like you got to realize I have five mods also watching my stream doing other shit and moderating chat.

03:56:30.460 --> 03:56:34.460
Any other twitch chat is objectively worse than mine.

03:56:34.460 --> 03:56:40.960
Like, I understand people say Joe Bart's chat is terrible, my mods mod better than most mods in other chats.

03:56:40.960 --> 03:56:45.260
I will fucking say that. Like, go in another stream, you'll see other worse shit just spam.

03:56:45.260 --> 03:56:49.960
People say the N word hard R and won't get banned. Like, that shit happens, right?

03:56:49.960 --> 03:56:57.460
So like, my bad, my mods didn't catch one guy that said that, but then for you to say I'm a basement-throwing pussy when you're fucking mad.

03:56:58.340 --> 03:57:00.780
No Nick flentes I meant Nick flentes

03:57:01.300 --> 03:57:04.300
You're not even talking about Nick flentes. What are you talking about?

03:57:04.460 --> 03:57:11.380
I'm upset because your chats full your chat is half full on Holocaust deniers Tyler Barris. Let's read

03:57:11.380 --> 03:57:17.860
What's Tyler bearish Tyler Tyler bearish? Let's read. Let's read now evaluate that that that take there you think

03:57:18.700 --> 03:57:20.700
50% of my chat is

03:57:21.340 --> 03:57:23.340
anti-semitic

03:57:23.340 --> 03:57:32.860
50% you think that you're you saw three chatters say stupid shit and you believe that 50% of my chatters think that the Holocaust didn't happen

03:57:34.900 --> 03:57:42.380
I've seen you more take action against people just bothering you I'm literally watching and talking about the video

03:57:44.540 --> 03:57:50.500
I've seen many chats where they ban that garbage they ban them my mods ban them

03:57:50.500 --> 03:57:58.220
Do you want to see the unbanned requests of my mods banning people that just you realize I deny like a hundred unbanned requests?

03:57:58.580 --> 03:58:02.660
Beyond the 200 people that get 300 people 400 people to get banned every day

03:58:02.660 --> 03:58:06.860
I ban these people from my chat Tyler bearish. I do I

03:58:07.700 --> 03:58:12.360
Do sometimes sometimes they slip through the cracks

03:58:15.660 --> 03:58:17.660
What

03:58:17.660 --> 03:58:22.320
Like I don't understand what you're saying man. Like really you're saying oh it's my mods fault

03:58:23.880 --> 03:58:27.360
Why are you not blaming the shitty chatter? Why are you what are you mad about?

03:58:31.880 --> 03:58:36.560
This is a crazy ass pole this is wild Joe never expected

03:58:38.560 --> 03:58:45.760
Never expected Tyler you sent me a dono and said I will dead ass never watch this stream again

03:58:45.760 --> 03:58:52.760
and stand up to anti-Semitism pussy as if I don't do that, right?

03:58:53.760 --> 03:59:00.760
And I hadn't just answered a chatter, asking about that, where I literally said,

03:59:01.760 --> 03:59:07.760
hey man, no that's stupid, people that think 271k people died instead of 6 million are fucking idiots.

03:59:07.760 --> 03:59:11.760
The Holocaust happened and that many people did die.

03:59:11.760 --> 03:59:20.400
I addressed it and then I went back to watching the video in which you freaked out

03:59:20.840 --> 03:59:26.140
You are way too over and then you to sit here and say oh, I never expected this out of you

03:59:26.400 --> 03:59:32.600
What do you think I'm supposed to respond? I'm so sorry by the way free Palestine. Yo, hey free Palestine Tyler

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I've done a PCRF charity stream twice now

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I've talked about Palestine about a hundred and fifty fucking times on this goddamn stream

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So are you trying to put me in there as well or are you trying to say that you're not Zionist?

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I don't understand what what what what what is it?

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What are we doing?

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Like I'm not trying to pin you on the spot here man, but you can't sit here and act shocked

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When I crash out on you after you say I'm a pussy for not addressing anti-senitism when I literally did

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Like that is just the dumbest shit I've ever seen today.

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I mean, I am actually just fucking befuddled at that.

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What the fuck?

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And chat, relax.

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Like, I don't want you to attack Tyler, bro, but it's like, don't come in here and say,

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Oh, I'm not gonna watch you again. Oh

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Like okay, bro, like we I was locked in on this video. I understand those shatters are horrible

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They were getting banned like two guys slipped through the cracks man

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I saw like five people type it and I saw my mods being like three of them

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And then I just kept talking because I was like, oh, they'll catch him and he catch one guy that said it and

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Then you're like if you don't address this when you sent that message by the way, no one was talking about the Holocaust

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Literally no one

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Like I I just I what do I do I just don't even know man

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You can't make people happy no matter what you do no matter what you say you just get that's why I just don't give a shit anymore

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more about somebody I'm gonna stop watching you. Okay, do it. Sorry, now I'm going through

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on banner requests and denying all of them. Oh my God. Anyways, how many think of the five?

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Love your streams views on Palestine. You're amazing as a Palestinian myself. Me and my

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dad love watching you. Do you think you're gonna do another PCR off charity stream? Yeah.

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I don't know when though.

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But yeah, definitely at some point.

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I just have the 981 tomorrow.

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And then I said I would do the Trevor Project for LTVDQ

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mental health in May, early May.

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Sorry, Tyler, seriously, man.

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But I don't understand what you expected my reaction to be.

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They sent like 50 follow-up messages

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and they're still not banned.

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I banned them, Tyler.

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So they're banned, Tyler Barish.

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They are banned, Tyler Barish.

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I can promise you they are banned, Tyler.

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Look.

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I banned him.

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You think I want him in my chat?

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Like, I don't understand, like, this is just so stupid.

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Like, you see one shitty chatter and you go,

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oh, Joe must be fine with this.

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One chatter type something horrible. They don't get banned and we go oh Joe must support this that train of thought is

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smooth brain smooth brain like I just can't

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Miss you with the explanation Friday no active disease basically there's a still tumor tissue in my body

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But it's assumed to all be dead sorry for the paragraph. You're good Cooper of the subject think of the three

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It's gonna see you won't watch any more do you IP banned watch the streams on this main area can actually can make any accounts

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Cooper thinking of the sun up at the top, okay

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Alright, you own the multiple shit at once. I would love to get back into this video that I was locked into.

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Uh, King take it into the three. I'm scared to shave my pubes. Okay, man.

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Uh, okay, so we good. Well, I'm not good with you, Tyler. I think you really piss me off if I'm being honest.

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I don't understand how you said that shit. And then, like, this is just, it's over the top chat, to say the least.

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I, like, I, okay, so we good. Yeah, I'm good.

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I don't know if you're good here, if I'm being honest.

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Like, if you're- I'm gonna stop watching you, you're pussy, okay?

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Fuck, man. Like, do you realize how you- you were annoying? Do you get that?

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I understand you have the valid point of anti-Semitism is bad,

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but to see an anti-Semitic chatter, see a lot of them get banned, one slip through the cracks,

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And then you would argue with him and him not get banned and needed now you see how fast my chat is going

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Do you see how fast my chat is going? You think I could read every chat Tyler?

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I'm watching the video. I'm talking looking at the video. I look at chat glance chat look back. Oh, sorry

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I'm not reading every chat. I

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Don't read it 99% of chats

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I'm crashing out, I gotta calm down.

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You dropped it and moved like it wasn't gonna stir it, because you dropped it and moved

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like it wasn't gonna cause a stir, it's politically loaded.

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Caused a stir, I didn't think I'd have five fucking dumb ass cuckchatters that think

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the holocaust didn't happen.

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Politically loaded, you're an idiot if you think the holocaust didn't happen.

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You're a fucking dumb ass.

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I don't know! I moved on! Because why am I giving that shit attention?

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If you think the holocaust didn't happen, you're a dumbass!

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Why would I feed into that, Tyler?

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It's better for me to go, nah, that shit's stupid.

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Yes.

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And then move on! Because why am I feeding in to idiocy?

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Did you want me to crash out on them the entire time?

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They're just gonna get banned!

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Why do you give them the fucking time of day?

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I crash out all the time, but one of the best things that I've tried to put into perspective

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and use, which I'm terrible at, but I tried to do there and clearly that upset you, is

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to not give idiots time of day.

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Why would I feed into their shitty fucking conspiracy theories made out of fucking

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crack and ketamine when it's there's no point in talking to them if they think

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the Holocaust didn't happen or they think the earth's flat or some other fucking

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whack shit they're stupid they're insane they're not normal people so if they

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type some crazy shit I go they're probably just getting a fan and then I

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move on so I gave my take I said yeah that's anti-Semitic and nuts and then

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moved on. I'm done with this. We're locking back in. It is an asymmetry in

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Warf... Please don't send bets right now. Amelia for the three.

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Let's go, uh, Chef Ant and Das for the sub arc for the three. King for the three.

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Am I making sense?

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Fair that had never been seen before oh my gosh

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Why why do I let that shit piss me off? Why do I let that shit piss me off?

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I didn't mean to upset you. You did because you you did you did you did you did don't lie you did

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You sent the dono and said you're a pussy and you're a you were basically

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Insinuating that I agree with anti-Semitism. That's what you were doing

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You did that flat out it's in the chats. That's what you said

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The big thing of the three

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Love the content. Thank you, man. Ruin off the sub. Sorry.

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I'm not going to ban you, Tyler, but come on, man. Let's use our head, buddy.

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You know, you were an anti-Semitic. You were standing up for people that are,

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or we're not standing up for people that aren't, standing up against people that are, excuse me.

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So I respect that. But to come at me and my mods is insane, right?

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when it's clearly the insane chatters that are the ones to blame that's what

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I'm saying don't shit on my mods my mods do a fucking great job okay see that

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pissed me off too

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I'm reminded of a quote from Albert Einstein I'm done talking about it lock

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to fucking I'm done talking about it lock the fucking and I'm sorry Tyler I

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crashed out on you man because at the end of the day I don't want to I don't want

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to fucking upset your day and ruin your day man but it's like you from my

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perspective brother I don't stand for anti-Semitism you know I don't stand for

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anti-Semitism I said that five minutes prior why would I feed into those

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idiots that's why I moved on it's not like anytime somebody asks me a

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question that could be like moderately political or controversial, I have to

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stand and talk about it for 15 minutes. I gave my take and I moved on.

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Lock in. What happened? You're late to the party, brother. Lock in. Lock in. Type

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lock in. We're locking in and let's go. It's not just a bow and an arrow. It's

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not just fisticuffs. It is an asymmetry in warfare that had never been seen before. I'm reminded

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of a quote from Albert Einstein. I don't know how World War 3 will be fought, but I know

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that World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. That's where war and the science

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of war has taken us. Scientists had historically been complicit in the waging of war. Governments,

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be they warmongering or otherwise, have always reached for the ingenuity and creativity of

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scientists and engineers. Of all stripes. You know, where do you get chemical weapons

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from? You go to the chemist, the bio warfare, you go to the biologist, the astrophysicist.

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We don't make bombs, we don't know, but we care about multi-spectral imaging in dark places.

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We care about coordinates on Earth and in the heavens.

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We care about timing.

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What is a physicist and expert at?

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It's matter, motion, and energy.

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And what is a military battle of any kind?

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I have energy over here, and I want to put it over there.

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It could be I have a bullet here sitting in my gun, but I want to put that bullet

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over there with energy that I give it.

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I have a bow and arrow.

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I pull the string pumping potential energy into the bow.

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When I let go, the bow springs forward,

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the arrow goes sending kinetic energy

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over here to over there.

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That is the basis of essentially every military conflict.

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conflict. There is no war that is one without the exploitation of science and technology

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at its center. A little bit about me and my history. I grew up.

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It's just sad that like the advancement of science and technology is driven through

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the need to advance to be another in a war. Like we're not we money never gets put.

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I'm not saying money never gets put.

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Money doesn't go towards the sciences

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in the amount that it should,

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unless we need them to make some crazy shit to kill people.

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And it's like, that's when they're funded the most.

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In the 60s and stuff.

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It's like, hey, we're gonna give you

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this small stipend per year in, you know,

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fucking relative to the amount of money

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that say the United States makes a year.

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We're gonna give you this little sliver,

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this little slice.

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but hey, we need to make you a nuclear bomb.

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You have infinite money, infinite money,

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any amount of money that you need,

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we're gonna give it to you.

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70s, all I ever knew was the Vietnam War.

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I grew up in an era where war is bad.

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US uses it for military,

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that's why China's more modern.

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They take two different approaches to war.

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China's approach to war is a lot more funding

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other countries to do the work that they want them to

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versus the United States

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that is brute forcing their way into conflicts

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and trying to resolve them themselves.

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Like China kind of sits,

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China would never get involved in wars the way that we do.

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They are a very long,

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long-term looking people in the way that they're like,

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hey, this is gonna probably blow up in your face

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in about five years.

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So they're just gonna watch let it happen.

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And then maybe throw money towards a country

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that's somewhat involved and be like,

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hey, we'll provide this for you and this for you.

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They also artificially reduce the value of their dollar

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to increase the amount of money that they're still put.

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There's like, China's money should be worth way more

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than it is.

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Like their dollars should be worth more than it is,

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but they artificially lower it

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so they can just constantly government fund shit

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because their output is so high

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and China makes so much money through factories

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that their dollars should be worth way more.

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What is happening right now?

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What are people talking about in chat?

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Tyler Barish, you did not need to give me five fucking subs.

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I'm, Tyler, don't give me money, man.

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I'm not, I appreciate the subs.

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I'm not mad at you anymore.

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I'll forget about this in 30 minutes.

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I'm serious, I will forget about this in 30 minutes.

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But like, I need you to know

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that I don't support anti-Semitism, man.

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And the way that you approached me was so like, whoa.

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Like, I called you, you didn't ruin my day,

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I called you a pussy, it's a fair response,

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it's frustrating to see this everywhere,

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my family fully died in the Holocaust.

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And I'm so sorry for that, man, that's terrible.

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And these people would say I'm lying.

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I get this daily in a polysia,

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I didn't expect it here at all.

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I know you're anti-Semitic, I feel like there's a line

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where it becomes the streamer slash mods team's

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responsibility, not that they aren't supportive of it,

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but not banning it, proliferates it, that's all I meant.

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You end up with Aiden Ross chat, my bad boss.

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I'm not gonna have Aiden Ross's chat, bro.

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I, my mods ban those people.

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The problem is,

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auto mod, we have a million ban terms, right?

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And slurs for Jewish people

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and anti-Semitic messaging in general gets flagged.

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And in the way that it shows up on the mod menu,

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they get instant ban.

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My mods click a button in their band.

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But when chats flying by the way that it is,

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my mods can only see chats

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the way that a regular human would,

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because it doesn't flag the number 241,000.

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So when people are typing the number 241K

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and they're either agreeing or disagreeing with that number.

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It doesn't auto-mod flag it to my mods,

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so they can only manually ban

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and see the chats that show up.

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And in 30 seconds, all those chats are gone, right?

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They can't see them.

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So it's hard to catch it.

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So they only see some of them, right?

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I get what you're saying though.

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And I'm truly sorry for the loss

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of your fucking family members in the Holocaust.

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That is horrible.

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But I just want you to know that my chat,

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the majority of my chat,

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I'm saying broad majority,

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99.9% of my chatters are not anti-Semitic and of that I

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Don't support anti-Semitism as well and neither do my mods. It's just like it's hard to catch those people sometimes

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Atomic for the subject a for the five gifted scarf for the sub I am the sub you didn't need to give me subs though

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And I don't want to ban you bro, but it's just like I

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Got mad when you called me a pussy instead of your stop watching me because that shit was like bro

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Come on. I I get your reasoning now though, and thank you for telling you that but

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Let's move on.

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it with the Vietnam War, but at all these other times war was commemorated with pride

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and dare I say even celebrated. What's that's what kind of memorial day and veteran's day is all

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about. You are celebrating. It is very weird because I don't support war, but I do support veterans.

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I don't think because I don't think that the veteran and the guy that's in the war is the

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The reason the war is happening, the reason the war is happening is because of people that

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aren't veterans.

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It's the idea that like I support somebody in the military and say, hey, thank you for

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your service because you're protecting our country.

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And I commend that.

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And I commend veterans as well.

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But it's like you could still just not support war because the reason that the war is

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happening is because of higher ups that are beyond that.

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who fought in wars and commemorating those who died in wars. This is a celebration, a recognition

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where in the Vietnam era there was none of that. So that's where I was forged. My sense of war was

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forged, but my rational mind was saying, what is the rest of this about? There are occasions

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where yeah war is necessary a bad actor rises up whose interests do not comport

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with what we might think of as civilization the preservation and prolonging of civilization

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as we have built it and as we have come to embrace it easily who comes to mind of course is

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in off Hitler. Yes, there are times when you are fighting evil forces. Yeah, that's like a I think

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that's what's perceived a lot differently historically, war wise, like people going to

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fight in World War Two was seen as like, oh, I actually kind of it's not even dodging the draft.

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It's like, I want to be in this like there would be guys that are too young or didn't get

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medically clear that we're trying to sneak their way into the army so they could fight.

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But that's drastically different where you're fighting an evil versus like a Vietnam war where it's just like we're fighting a battle because we don't like that they're, you know,

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involved in some sort of fear of the iron curtain during this Cold War era. It's like,

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I don't think any war should be fought, but it's like I get the,

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the war based need to stop a dictator like that.

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But you have to ask who defines who's evil.

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In starting and making a war, not the right is what matters, but victory.

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The strongest has the right.

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It's hard to argue against the idea that to protect freedom is a good thing.

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And the fact that-

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Why, I don't understand why presidents that start wars don't do a 1v1, why drag all of civilization into something they don't want,

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because then you're, you're hedging your bet on who wins the war off of who could fucking kill each other in a 1v1,

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and most of the time people in power are old as fuck.

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We're like the only animal that puts people in power and has the people that have the highest amount of power that aren't the strongest,

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or even necessarily the smartest, right?

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Obviously, that could be the case in certain instances where people democratically elect the right person,

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but for the most part, you could kind of manipulate your way to the top when in reality you're dumbass.

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Like, that's just democracy in election-based voting in general.

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It's not even in dictatorships. It's the same way.

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It's like if people are in power, they can kind of manipulate their way around that.

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That's just like any political structure in general.

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Freedom isn't always free. It reminds me...

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Robert with a sub note for the five.

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Cold War Stream Day, I wanna let you know.

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I'm glad to watch the stream.

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Thank you.

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Low key and hands for the sub T and scar for the sub.

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All right, lock in.

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I saw a comic long ago where two people

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are facing each other with a bow and arrow.

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Pointed right at each other's necks.

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And each one says at the same time,

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the harder I pull, the safer I feel.

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It's like, really?

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As a scientist, when we disagree with one another,

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we might argue our case vociferously.

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Some people are a little more emotionally invested

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in their ideas than others.

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So it can get heated.

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But at the end of the day, you know what we say to each other?

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We need more data.

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When more data come in and then it resolves the conflict,

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then we agree, go out have a beer,

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and then move on to the next frontier question.

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That's the brain wiring of a scientist,

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is not the brain wiring of politicians

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or of many other sort of sectors of society

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where they need to interact with others.

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I've had some exposure to military operations.

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I never served in the military, not as a soldier,

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but I did serve on a board of the Pentagon,

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the Defense Innovation Board.

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It was an attempt to alert the military that

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the strength in armies going forward,

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the strength of nations going forward,

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is not measured by how many soldiers are on the ground.

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It's not even necessarily measured

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by how many nukes you have in your silos.

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It could be measured by how clever you are

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with either computing or calculations or strategies

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that come from a place that's not just

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how big is your weapon?

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You look at the reasons why people have fought wars

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over the years.

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A common one is access to limited resources.

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I want what you have.

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I need what you have.

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Oh, you're not gonna-

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I think that's modern day war usually revolves around that,

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but it also could be around what?

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Like belief sets, like a religious war.

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Share it.

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You're not gonna give it to me

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therefore I'm gonna take it.

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Well you can only do that. You can only threaten to do that if you have the resources, the

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financial resources, the scientific resources, the engineering resources. Other reasons why

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people fight with limited access to resources? Yes. Religion. Again I come to it as a scientist.

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If there's a batch of scientists over there who say, E doesn't equal MC squared, E equals

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MC cubed? Are we going to go to war over that? No. I would say no, let me show you why that

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is not true. And I would damage. I don't know. I kind of I kind of don't understand

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Neil's, I guess, analogy here in that I'm not saying, oh, religious wars should be fought.

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But the idea of having a scientific argument where you say equals MC squared, the other

04:24:00.520 --> 04:24:04.520
person says equals MC cubed, and you have to prove your work versus them proving

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boils down to an argument of fact rather than subjective faith.

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And if you have two people that are different religions

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and maybe even different just denominations of the same religion,

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disagreeing historically, maybe like Protestants and Catholics or something like that,

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it can't just be like, oh, here's why I'm right,

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because you can't prove it similar to they can't prove by their right,

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can't prove why they're right because at the end of the day, it's faith, right?

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You believe that you're right.

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They believe they're right.

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It's there's no hard line in the sand of this is what's true.

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This is what's not traded with experiments and examples.

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That doesn't work as well when you have belief systems.

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If you come from a belief system, then what you believe doesn't have

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the evidence that science would normally require to establish what is objectively true.

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That's why they're called belief systems, because you believe that something is true.

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You may believe it so strongly that you know it's true, but that's an internal emotion

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that you carry.

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Belief systems are such that it may be true for you, but it's not really true for

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other people unless you convince them of it. And since it's based on belief.

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That's that. That's when I said it was like individual objectivity, but worldwide subjectivity.

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And I was like clowned on for that saying, but I feel like it makes perfect sense. It's like

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religion in somebody's mind where they're faithful is objectively true to the person,

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but subjective to the majority because it's like I believe this through and through, but you also

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have to recognize that like that is not the case for everyone else. Rational arguments tend to not

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work. You need methods of coercion or force, ultimately threat of violence, perhaps even threat

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out of death. And so some of the most violent encounters civilization has ever had with itself

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is when one war infection has a belief system that differs from that of their adversary.

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It's interesting to ask of ourselves in society, is there anything you would die for?

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You get one chance in life. What I have found is that the

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Probably other

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Like I would die. I would die for like my mom. I would die. I think like other people I

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don't think there is a

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Well, maybe against another thing like I could see that in the war based thing we're like the example for World War two

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like would I die defending my own point or I don't even think it would be dying

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defending my own point maybe defending like of rights of some sorts you know

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what I mean like what would I die fighting for I think that's a very

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complex question like you're if somebody's like threatening your own you

04:27:25.240 --> 04:27:32.640
know, way of life. Less future children, something like that, tangible. The thing is you're fighting

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for the more abstract it is, the less evidence there is in support of it, the more willing

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people are to die for it. And so war always seems to be this glorious thing at the beginning.

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And then the body bags start coming back and not only military casualties, but civilian

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casualties just trying to live their lives who are now susceptible to decisions made by people in

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power who generally are not themselves the same people who go do the fighting I find that and I

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hate that I fucking hate that I love the old way of war like Spartans where the leader fought

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in the fucking front because I guarantee you every fucking war that people fight

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for today they wouldn't fight for themselves meaning the guys in power

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like the guys you're crazy I'm not crazy the guys that put these we went to war

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with Iran Trump would not go Trump would not go to Iran Trump would not go

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Putin would not go to Ukraine, right?

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I know he did fight, but I'm saying,

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like I know Putin was involved in the military,

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but I'm saying, I don't think he would go today.

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Like, because they realize,

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hey, this is a death sentence.

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Like, if you send somebody there, they're dead.

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You know, the odds they come back is low.

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And you're not caring that much

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that you're willing to die for it,

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but you're fine if other people die for it.

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dismaying just being human in civilization as a scientist.

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Trump would. Trump would not, Gabby. Come on, man.

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But it's we-

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Come on, man. Now you're age-gating, big dog. You think he'd get on the front lines?

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No, he would not. You know he wouldn't. He's a nepo baby. He's a nepo baby that has never been in any military scenario in his life.

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his life. Do you think he would go fucking fight on the front lines for this shit? No.

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No. And it happens. And that's

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Same with Biden. Okay, well, both of them are in their 80s. So I don't think no. But

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How the world is

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Even if they were younger

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Put together with or without the League of Nations coming out of the First World

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War with or without the United Nations after the Second World War with charters

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that are signed Geneva conventions the end of the day you can ask the question can we just all get along

04:30:20.960 --> 04:30:27.680
bro i do ask that but it i think everybody wants that but then it it does it does get

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to a point where the disagreements become louder and louder and louder and louder and then and

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And then people just kill each other.

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Slightly more positive note.

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All the UFOs people have been seeing in the sky,

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lights that we can't explain.

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I'm glad some part of the military budget

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is going to investigating them.

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Because people have been seeing them for decades.

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I've never seen anything that I couldn't identify.

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I know a lot about weather and climate and sky conditions

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and planets and moon and what they do and weird things

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that they do.

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So I've never seen anything I couldn't explain.

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So it was all IFOs to me,

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but maybe some of these UFOs would pose a danger to us.

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Again, to a health, our welfare, or our security, maybe.

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So I'd want the military to check it out.

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And if it's a threat from space,

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maybe the greatest task of all

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would be to protect Earth from aliens.

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That is like a common take that if we,

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one of the best ways we achieve world peace

04:31:38.620 --> 04:31:41.420
is fighting another alien race.

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Cause the only way everybody eventually agrees

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and stops killing each other is

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if we have something bigger and batter

04:31:49.460 --> 04:31:51.020
that is threatening to kill all of us.

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Because why do our problems matter

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if we're both gonna be dead?

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So let's kill that thing first.

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In fact, in the 1980s, President Reagan, addressing the U.S.

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Some of you in the chat just said that, and said just that.

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He said, here we are with all of our differences, he was still in the Cold War, by the way.

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With all of our differences, imagine how close we would be together if we had to

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fight a common enemy, such as an invader for space.

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We need some outside universal threat to make us recognize this common bound

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If that's what it takes for us to get along, I guess so

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But I still believe yeah, I believe in the power of conversation

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And the power of coexistence

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Is that I don't know man

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Like I hope that it's just like dude. There's too many jackasses. There's way too many jackasses in the world

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And everybody always makes mistakes, I make mistakes, everybody makes mistakes, but it's more so like there's so many people that have absurd opinions that get into crazy amounts of power and then use that to kill people or instill their values in a very weird way, whether it be ethnic cleansing or forced sterilization or other fucking crazy shit.

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And then you can't ignore that.

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What makes a beautiful world that we can all be different but yet all

04:33:25.540 --> 04:33:27.100
be together

04:33:27.100 --> 04:33:31.900
with common causes common goals that are sensible rational saying and

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We'll feed the future of our health our wealth and our security

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Thanks for listening

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Until next time keep looking up

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Cinema actual cinema star talk

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Love star talk dude fucking five million views Jesus

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Intended audience is not watching star talk very true

04:33:56.500 --> 04:33:58.500
very true

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Part of the problem part of the problem of the algorithm the people that need to see this won't

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All right

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Well chat that was the W stream we're gonna call that there

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If you have any videos you're gonna watch or games you want me to play video system

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I'm going to be live three to eight doing the nine eight eight awareness challenge awareness slash support challenge.

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It'll be like a five hour stream. We're going to be doing a bunch of support games bunch of shit. It'll be fun tomorrow. That's the schedule Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is going to be horror games into retro rewind Thursday not live Friday's react Saturday.

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It'll be fun.

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Tomorrow, that's the schedule.

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Tuesday, I'm not live.

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Wednesday is going to be horror games into retro Rewind.

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Thursday not live.

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Friday's Reacts.

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Saturday, random games into Content King.

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Sunday Reacts.

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Monday's 4.20, mystery lead box review

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into the mystery snack box review.

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And then GeoGuess are the 24th.

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May 4th or 5th, we'll probably do like Trevor Project

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for a charity stream, rather.

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And then I'm taking a short break,

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I'm in a video with Jack for like five days seven through the 11th of May and then we'll go there

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I'll grow from there rookie frog into the sub anime. Oh god triple and stash for the sub real for the sub

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Ick and mo thinking of the five, but yeah chat w string appreciate y'all. Hope you had fun and who do we raid?

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Who do we raid

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I'm not gonna go back to my name, Tretcher, Jesus.

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Okay.

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Ahhhh, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

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Ah.

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Uh, uh.

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Small fries. I do see small fries is doing a prize pool,

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super battle golf tournament, which is very chill.

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Cloak, I rated Cloak yesterday.

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So I don't know if I'm going to rate him two days in a row,

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but I will rate him soon. I know he started his SMP.

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So we'll definitely read them again. I I hope that's going well as well. Kayla. Thank you for the sub. All right

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We'll read small flies

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Trap appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun and I'll see y'all tomorrow at 3 EST for the 98 stream. Appreciate y'all