I miss you. I was live two days ago. I appreciate that. I was gone for a day.
Hello everybody, bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fan? Fucking
Tastic. Wednesday. I didn't know what day it was. Wednesday, everybody. It is a random
game day today, chat. And we have a few things that we're going to be playing today, including
My favorite alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Including starting out with, what was the name of the game?
We're in the game category.
Trees hate you.
We're starting with that game.
Very popular game.
A lot of streamers been playing it.
A lot of people asked me to play it.
My dumb ass didn't realize that it was on itch.
I thought it was a Steam game,
and everybody just had early access to it.
because it's not coming out until, like, later this year.
Come to find out that it's a full game on itch,
but it did so well that they're making it
a longer game on Steam, right?
So it's like a demo, but I'm pretty sure
it's like a complete game in itself.
So we're gonna be starting out with that,
not really a horror game to my knowledge.
Then we're gonna be hopping into horror
with a typing horror battle royale
called Final Sentence.
This demo came out like four months ago.
The game finally released.
And I've been excited to play it,
so we're going to be playing that today.
Maybe hopping into a mini golf or game called Putdown,
and then rounding it off with some more retro rewind,
which we haven't played in like a week,
where we're running our movie store.
Tomorrow, I'm not live.
Friday's a full React day.
Saturday's going to be a full random game day,
as well as some content king.
We might do a little bit of Kerbal Space Program,
Content King, maybe a horror game as well.
Sundays reacts, Monday we're doing the Weed Mystery Box Review
as well as the Pop Snacks Mystery Snack Box Review
back to back, so that'll be our 420 schedule,
getting really high and then trying foreign snacks.
Tuesday, I'm not live, Wednesday next week,
we're playing another new horror game that's dropping
as well as maybe one of the sim games
that we've been playing and other random shit.
Next Thursday's React Day and Philosophy React Day.
Next Friday is my GeoGuessr Twitch Rivals event,
which is April 24th, Friday.
By the SD, I think is what it'll be.
And the next charity stream we're doing
is going to be Trevor Project, likely May 4th.
I'm not 100% sure.
Also, I wanted to say a quick thank you guys again
For the people that popped out to the 988 support of FunStream.
I thought it was really fun.
I thought it was a FunStream.
We just played a bunch of random games of support.
It was a chill stream.
It was Monday.
So thank you to everybody that popped out for that.
That was awesome.
But yeah, next one we'll be doing a full-on charity stream
for a Tiltify for a Trevor Project.
I'll be matching chat stone as normal.
But yeah, that was a fun charity slash support
stream on Monday.
and let's hop into the shit today.
Let me read some bits first.
91, thank you for the 2700 bitties.
I'm at work while you're playing over my speaker.
Like I'm on the loudspeaker in a store.
Where do you work?
Checking the clips for the subcrack.
Joe Kota, pro.
Edie and I'm secretly for the sub.
Tessie and Kay for the sub.
Ford Block, Beggin.
Pop and the Dacer, thank you for the sub.
Nack, thank you for the thousand bitties.
Dak, it's Hawn, XLR, Fruit for the subs,
thank you for the three.
Can you stream later now?
Zoom in Zella with a sub, Christina,
your own off and piercing with a sub,
Goobless the best with a sub,
OS little and two X with a sub,
Slaughter, Rain, Soakie, Chemical, and Elise,
and think of a sub.
Yo, sorry I do go live earlier.
I know I used to go live at like 4.30,
now I go live around like 3.34,
and people miss the stream.
It's just way easier for me
because I take two days off a week now,
I tend to stream longer,
so it's better for me to go live at like 3.30
and stream for like five and a half hours,
versus go live at like 4.35 and then get done stream at like 10.30.
I fucking hate that shit.
So this is more likely the average time I'll be going live,
like 3.34.
In the summer, I go live whenever.
In the summer, I go live at like 1pm, 12pm random times.
But generally during like the work school year,
I go live weekdays at like 4.30.
But now it'll be like more like 3.34.
What was yesterday?
go live yesterday. I'm usually off Tuesdays, Thursdays. Stop yapping. That's kind of the
whole point of the stream, buddy. Jinxies in Europe. I did see that the Sidemen charity
match is Saturday. Saturday I'll probably be live after the Sidemen charity matches over.
I'm not going to be watch partying it because it is a charity match and I don't want to
pull views away from that. So I'm not going to fucking watch party that on stream. I'd
rather them just get all the views and all, you know, the donations. But you know,
So I might watch some highlights, but I'll probably be live.
I'm pretty sure, when does the charity match start Saturday?
I think it's like 10 a.m.
And it's probably gonna be a 90 minute game.
I'll probably be live around like 12 31.
So I'll probably be going live Saturday
as the charity match ends.
Yeah, it's like 10 a.m.
It's 3 p.m. GT or whatever, GST,
which is like, I think 10 a.m. EST.
It's like a five hour difference or so.
Oh, they're actually IRLing right now at a football game.
So kind of like what number 20's doing.
Yes, exactly.
He just runs.
He runs back on defense, then runs all offense.
I'm not going to play defense though.
I'm going to cherry pick on offense.
Wait, you're not going to play defense.
No, you're going to even pick on offense.
Right from the back, grabbing the ball.
Lacey is playing fucking right back for sure.
There's no doubt in my mind.
There's zero chance he gets put on offense.
That would be the worst.
What team is he on?
That would be the worst fucking play ever
to put him like fucking striker or like even center mid.
That'd be terrible.
Him and goalie, no.
Aren't the goalies gonna be the same this year?
Isn't like sketching an XQC or goalie last year.
Is that the same this year?
Did they release how they think their lineups
gonna be or no?
I know they released the teens, obviously,
but I don't know if they released like
who's gonna be playing what.
Marlin's also definitively one of the secret players,
right?
Is it they're like a secret player
and it's like coincidental that Marlin's
in the UK right now?
Who is even Marlin?
You don't know who Marlin is?
Bro, I didn't know Marlin's huge on a TikTok.
You're like, he was big prior.
Look at this, that.
Oh.
Do you think all the people that are watching this
are side monitoring the game itself as well?
Because like if you're just like straight up watching their reaction that's really confusing.
You have to have like the game up alongside it.
Otherwise it doesn't make any sense.
Bart Mogg's Marlin.
I definitively do not Mogg Marlin.
BB standards or not.
Marlin is far above me attraction wise.
Let's be real X 15 a big for the sub man
Thank you the three interesting type of the train on earth whether it's mountains forests or beaches your thoughts of hypothetical idea that
Potential mountains so I size the ever six on a force or jungles and other planets, huh?
What my favorite type of terrain is I like a hilly forest
If okay, so you're saying like if if life was like Minecraft
What biome would I pick to live in?
I don't know.
Hold up.
IRL biomes.
Oh no, I'd live on an island.
I'd live on an island with like the like coral reefs. Yeah, like marine life's definitely the move here
Outside of that. I think a
Temporate or rain for a temper for us or rain for us is probably probably the best choice
Then a taiga biome. What's the worst one desert?
Desert in Minecraft and in real life actually hot pick freshwater
Hold up. I might hard pivot. Imagine having a log cabin right on a freshwater River. Oh
Oh, that's kind of peak that'd be awesome. It's like mountains in the back
But you're on flat land cuz like living on a mountain's kind of ass
That would be the best for sure
Oh for the sub dream thing of the three here jacksepticeye is making a bloodborne movie
Yeah, I saw the announcement
But I've never even seen the game or played the game.
So I don't really know.
Is that like good?
Legendary Elf of the Sub, Miguel Price,
Pop for the Sub, TJ, thinking of the Five,
Gift is local for the Sub, Eve over the Three,
or if the Five My Girlfriend is even a bigger fan,
her name's Anna,
I would mean a lot if you give her a little shout out.
Shout out Anna.
Big and X thinking of the Sub,
Chiv Lester, TJ, Juke thinking of the Three,
you go out at 11 p.m. here, which sucks for EU.
People, Pofu, trying for the Sub,
TJ, Mr. Bulbul, for the Sub,
Sandy, Time, Feely, for the Sub, IU for the Sub.
Well, in the summer, I actually had more EU viewers,
because I go live earlier.
But I can't go live at like one.
Early is still go live on a weekday,
not in the summertime.
Or like during a break,
it's probably like three on a casual day.
Maybe like 2.30, if it was like something like,
oh, I have to go somewhere or some shit,
but daily with the subcosmic, think of the three.
Mr. and Fee, think of the sub.
Obi, for the sub.
Dream of the three.
Slaughter for the sub.
Abby, think of the five giftings.
I might go live on Monday on 4.20
at like 2.30 or three.
I don't really know.
Five for the sub, I need thank you to the thousand buddies.
You help me through my day, keep me distracted,
love the philosophy streams, change my perspective,
hope you have a great rest of your day.
Thank you.
Five for the sub tech and thank you to the sub.
All right, run for the sub.
Chat, are we ready to hop right in?
No real pre-stream, yeah, it's time to game.
You missed my bit, sorry, I missed your bit, Kenny.
Ah.
Did you see clab overdose?
Yeah.
Well, no, I didn't see the exact video.
I saw a video on Twitter of him in like a restaurant
or a bar, I don't know, he was seated at some booth
with like Androgenic and he was like kind of like
leaning back.
What was he on?
Game for the three.
I'm a little musical performing half,
it's half time right now,
but I wish you could see the whole stream will lock in.
And I'm sorry, you're missing the stream.
Five to thinking for the sub Rem and Freaky,
out of the sub math no no he's doing math on stream isn't he like 19 oh he's 20
well still that's crazy I just don't understand how he's not getting banned
like even if they're not showing it like if I was outwardly on meth I feel like
that's just like bro he confirmed it was meth yeah I saw the thing with sneak
out to he's 20 I thought he was 28 now he's 20 if you look at old videos a
clad like three years ago it's like notice like you could tell like oh
Oh yeah, he's young like he can't even drink clav has that's part of the problem with like a lot of clabs content
Is he IRLs and he wants to go to these clubs and shit, but because he's 20 he like can't get in
so he just kind of has to like
Find ways to get into clubs or do certain things
Jason thank you for the three
Bit of fan since Bob had no chain. I really love the shapes kids keep it up. Thank you
So if you guys for the sub is that a felida and Jeff or for the sub all right chat lock in
My for the subject. They give it a free chat lock in
First game of the day trees hate you off. They give it a three
No
Mad for the subject lock in
If you send this right now, I may not be able to read them. I'm letting you know
So please don't spam you missed my bits if you send bits. Please don't send this right now
If you need me to read them right now lock-in chat
trees hate you I
Gotta extract it never mind awkward anticlimactic. Yeah, but we're doing this then final sentence then maybe put down and then
Retro rewind we also do got to play water boiling sin at some point. He followed me
We have feku island. We got a lot of horror games. There's not such as a bunch of games been dropping. So
I've been all over the place content wise. I feel like we've been doing so much gaming recently
But next week is mainly just chatting content like we have reacts Friday Sunday Monday
We're doing the weed review and the snack boxes and then Thursday's another react day and Saturday
So we got a lot of shit lined up playing in Madden for the sub. All right
Lockin
We got a lot of it's like
It's been gaming the past two weeks now. There'll be like main content next week mainly and then back to gaming next week
And then we have the charity stream May 4th, and then I'm going to set with the 11th film of the video with Jack
Also be posting though
Gaming to peak I mean there's just been a lot of good games dropping recently. I
Don't like the menu volume. What is that?
No
Change that maybe do like a poop poop poop. I like that
Too high pitch sounds like a bell. I want poop poop
Like bubbles like I'm popping a bubble
Doofus thinking of the three watching you in the pool right now. That's awesome chat trees hate you
Apparently the full game is on steam, but I've been told that this is like basically a full game in itself
Everybody's been playing it. So yeah got a bandwagon here
What? Be this loser or design a victim?
Hmm.
Aw, why does he look so sad?
Why does he look so sad? Alright, I'll move over here while we design him real quick, and then we'll move back up.
What the fuck?
Looks nothing like me. I got a chance. Should I make them look like me?
Wow, that's like green skin. Where's my skin tone
That is this my this is like this is like gray
Hair
what hairstyle do I have I feel like more like that blonde head obviously we
have a chiseled jawline body black chain nose I don't really care about that
Ears like I got tiny ears eyes
Okay, those look like crack eyes. Can I get rid of his glasses?
Wow, I did not think it would be that big oh
My god, I feel like I need to keep those
Let's make them more green more like my colored eyes saturation value. Oh god. I'm tripping.
This is like terrifying. That's really crazy. I like that 3d glasses. No facial hair. No.
Love that we'll go with that time to begin now. I've been told this game is really rage inducing. Is that true?
I feel like I'm gonna beat this with ease
I gotta just fight some trees. What's the goal of the game?
Okay, yeah, I definitely look like I'm potentially met out a little bit here. I got a very pointy nose
What is that the types of trees?
Okay
Oh, is that a checkpoint?
So I gotta find a way to get past the tree.
Well, that was fucking simple.
So the trees hate me.
So the point of the game is that they're gonna constantly...
Oh, I'm like side-eyed, can you keep that?
Wait, just to check, okay.
So avoid the trees.
This is not that hard.
It's like a puzzle game or some shit. Oh
Okay, um
What the fuck it just shot me
We'll wrap around how do I avoid getting shot?
I'm getting shot if I walk wait, maybe if I go next
Bro have a fuck are you supposed to avoid this? Oh, do you think I could bait it?
He has multiple bullets
All right, you can bait it ready from past
Fuck. Now what?
Um... No! I gotta get closer to the other tree. I understand it. I understand it.
Where did that one come from?
What the fuck happened there?
There, that's new.
Why is that new?
What is that even?
That's, why is that so new?
Ready?
Wee?
Spread pass?
Easy!
Okay, wait, that one's moving.
Is that like an endo?
Oh my God.
Whoa!
Dickhead, you can't third party like that!
That's fucked up!
Hold on.
This is too easy.
Wait.
I'm a genius!
Oh my God.
Chad, it's always the opposite
of what you think you should do.
Okay.
Wait, that one moves.
Yo, what the fuck?
One of these is one of these is dangerous. I think it's the bottom left one. Okay, it's
all of them. It's all of them. Whoa, why is he jumping up on me like that? Is there a
way that I could turn down the fucking ball you man? Oh my god. The music is starting
piss me off I can't I can't fuck yo I'm
actually getting fucking spawn camped by
this tree
what the fuck he's like a chess piece yo
dude why did he fall on that he fell on
the first one now he's not what the hell is the problem stop how am I
supposed to avoid that bro look at it
pussy
Getting gunned down in broad daylight this fucking shit is weave. Oh
Hell no the second I move I die unless I do this
We've go
Still okay, they crossfire me we
Okay
No! Oh my god, I'm so far in!
Wait, no, I definitely have this. I definitely have this. Weave?
Dude, I'm staring right at him! What the fuck?
Stare at him? Weave him? Stare?
Weave, bullet? Go? Weave, bullet? Go? Weave, bullet? Go?
Oh my god.
Yes! Where do I go now?
That one's scary on the right.
No!
Oh!
What?!
They just started closing on me.
Oh no, I think I better just chat myself.
Leave?
Stare at him?
I-what?
It's not staring at him, chat.
I'm telling you, this guy just randomly just started staring at me.
This guy just randomly decides if he wants to fucking kill you or not.
Weave?
Oh my god, I forgot about that one.
I just gotta- you gotta book it.
You just gotta book it.
You gotta weave that.
Oh, hell no!
OH!
WHAT?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT INTO THAT HOLE?!
The pointy trees move, the smooth ones don't.
Oh my god, I just learned crazy tech.
Oh, sorry, sorry, I forgot about that
Yeah, these ones are shooters
Hashtag relatable right?
Sprint it just fucking sprint it
dude
How are you supposed to make it out because they start running at like lightning speed?
How are you supposed to dodge it what am I gonna fucking a duck dodge roll and dodge or whatever
The form is a dodge ball and some shit. I'm gonna wait
No, this is bad
Look how fast they are
How you duty just start scaling how do oh my god you think I zigzag like that's a crocodile wait
Okay, give me a minute.
A zigzag it.
You can look at them?
No, they still run at you even if you look at them.
Those ones are different.
The grass slows you.
Oh, you didn't think I figured that one out, jackass?
You think I even played fucking Pokemon in my life?
Weave?
Alright, screw up that shit. Yeah
I was so close I was so close that's the closest I've ever been
That's the closest I've ever been. Do I jump in that hole after? I have to. Run. Run. Run. Run.
Go! Go! Dude, that's not possible. You're not zig-zagging because I don't know...
Okay, I'll try and zig-zag.
I'm gonna zig-zag.
Zig-zag!
Bro, that does nothing. They hunt me down.
They hunt me down.
Use the other trees and block the fast one.
I feel like they just start moving quicker the longer they're moving.
Wait, let me high-IQ this.
I don't know if the tall grass was me down
Yeah, move through there move through there that other trailer shoot you yeah come at me pussy
That's what I fucking thought.
What?! I'm on the path! The path should be safe!
Go left side?
What the fuck is that? Oh, you're saying just ride the left side the whole way?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Oh my god.
Oh!
What?!
Don't tell me I go-
I thought that would be a checkpoint!
They start shooting at me sideways!
I thought that would be a checkpoint!
They start shooting at me sideways!
Read the signs? It's just symbols of fucking types of pine trees, you jerk-off!
What do you think that's gonna fucking do for me? Oh, maybe if I read the sign, it's like...
Cherry, thank you for the 10 subs.
Thank you for being on something, give me the 10 gift-ins.
I'm never making it there again bro oh my god it's a lost cause it's a lost cause
it's a lost cause this is fucking so hard bro I know literally how many times
I'm gonna get shot that but it's a fucking tree
Weave. Weave. Weave. Yeah, get a better reaction time, buddy. Huh. See ya. See ya. See ya. Weave. Weave.
the sign the sign oh my god I can turn down the shitty music holy wait this game
just got to sit on my level inventory what did that say if you get stuck press
Let's have a check for trees.
What?
Go! Go! Go!
Good.
Oh my god.
Leave those? Easy.
There's another one that comes back the other way.
Leave him.
And then leave this.
Easy.
Now we go up.
This is new territory.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Checkpoint!
Uh, I'll have that, thank you.
Okay, yeah, I'm not going that way what?
What?
Oh my God, they're like they're like little traps like some shit out of the Vietnam War.
Have I seen one of those brown spots when I come out of the ground?
Wee?
I really want to go for that forest coin.
What is that, Granny?
Okay.
Ooh!
Oh my god!
What?!
I-
I'm not stepping on the leaves.
There's a secret path?
I can't jump.
Secret fucking path, my ass.
Secret fucking path, what the hell are these?
Oh my god.
Ready?
Please?
Okay, no, they're angled.
No, this is actually unfair.
They're not angled straight.
You know, they're actually not angled straight.
Did you see that shit?
That second one had one that was angled to the side.
Oh, yo, I just dart left off red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a smart thought. I'm not upset at the chatter that told me to do that.
It was a good test.
Alright, so I have to go...
Oh my god, I can move over.
You'll kill me. You'll kill me.
Go. That's gonna fucking fall right on top of me.
Left.
No!
I understand it now you just have to move it around the way do the secret path
bro shut the fuck up about the secret path I'm beating the game
I'll do the secret path! Do the secret path!
They already watched this game play like non-con, do the secret path!
Do the secret path is so funny!
Oh
Please
stop push it with me that boulder is gonna fall on me
no it doesn't push the tree use the tree's bait oh my god fire idea oh no oh no oh wait
I don't know if they, you know, had some sort of an alliance where like they're like a paid,
they could be like a paid war squad like in the Revolutionary War with the French or the
Germans.
I don't really remember.
I'm going this way.
Yeah, no wonder you can't just walk straight that way you got to walk around you got to take the long path, eh?
Is it the French? It was the French.
Spit that shit. Bro, I'm telling you they're aiming directly.
They're aiming directly at me. They're targeting me. This is so unfair.
Like there should just be like some level of like oh it like that guy see that guy that's a respectable tree
Oh my god, no, no
My god, that's the worst one
That's the worst one the one that does like a little dude. He's yeah, he literally just like jumps up on top of you
He doesn't walk
He doesn't walk. He just he does like a little
and then he just stops. He's very patient in waiting. See perhaps the troll but
there's a coin. Those trees are stupid. Those are like level one crux.
those ones are like they can't even hurt you
god damn it how do you avoid those I don't understand how you avoid that tree
I think I'm gonna I think I gotta go the other way I'm gonna end up dying I do
I gotta test it though but it can't be the right path there's no way to
Fuckin speedrun this shit. Go. Go.
Boom. Easy fake. Another one. Boom. Easy fake. I go this way.
Was that the secret path?
Was that the secret path? Was that the secret path? I got a corn. I got a corn. Oh my god, a collection of walls.
What am I going to use that for?
Am I buying a gun to fight back?
Just run.
It's sprinting, sprinting.
Boom, weave.
Easy.
Go.
Weave.
Easy.
Step up on him.
Step up!
I'm unlocking new enemies right and left. I mean that was a pancake tree
He just he just
crushed my entire body
I'm starting to lose faith. Well, I don't even know where the next checkpoint is
I'm fighting for my life out here
good I
Understand this whole portion. I'm just like so stuck up here. I think running at him is the move though
step up on him oh my god okay now we got to step up on him he's gonna go and I
go sidestep not too far because the other guy goes and he crushes me so I
saw I run at him sidestep left sidestep left run straight and it's an
easy win why can't you go right right there
Oh, that's a secret bath!
Easy.
Weave, weave. Run. Run.
Good. Oh my god. I'm master, I'm the master class at this now. Weave.
Well, that's how I was getting nervous, because I was bragging, but I was like, you know,
this is a little sketchy there.
There was a long strip of nothing attacking me.
I knew something was coming.
I think I just got a back step that tree when it starts falling.
That shouldn't be too hard to avoid.
It was in the middle of that one path.
Side step.
All right, it's gonna fall right around that mid flower.
Easy.
Oh my God!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Oh my God!
Oh my god, it's a checkpoint.
I thought I was gonna have to go all the way back to where I was.
Oh my god, I don't even give a shit.
Kill me a hundred times right now.
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Wait.
It changes every time.
It should, look at that.
Wait, look at it.
What?
Wait, I should just run right to it now.
Now?
Fuck you. Huh! Easy.
Weave? Okay, I am very confused as to where I'm supposed to be going right now.
Why was I not supposed to go that way?
Oh, this is the secret path?
Secret path? No way!
Oh my god, if I'm not in his LOS, he can't hurt me.
What's this fucker gonna do?
I've never seen a tree.
I've never seen a tree like that.
Hey!
Move out of the way!
Damn it!
Leave?
Wait, there has to be a way that I could go over there.
Hmm, there's not.
That tree does nothing right there, though.
Another checkpoint!
I'm steamrolling this game, black.
Just run, just run.
Oh my God, oh my God, come on.
What?
Oh, I don't like that tree.
Oh, it's bulbous.
Go, go, oh my God.
Oh, there's an arcade machine right there. What is that?
Insert coin?
You insert the coin.
What the fuck is this?
You know I'm not insert?
See now it's telling me to go left, so I go right.
Oh, an apple tree!
Should I go the way that it tells me to go?
Like, what's- that's the- that's the start.
Why would I go over that way?
I'm gonna- I'm gonna follow the direction that it wants me to.
I'm like covered in fucking trees.
So I shouldn't go the way that it wants me to.
I was gonna go the opposite direction.
This is the safe way.
This ball will haunt me, but I could weave it.
Easy.
Just keep running.
Checkpoint.
Bang!
What's this way?
Oh, that's the apple tree.
Fuck that shit.
Oh!
All right, that one's just throwing roots.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Am I able to touch the roots without dying?
Oh.
The roots don't even hurt.
I'm on a fucking highway.
Remember to look both ways!
Wait, so, I win the game by getting hit by a car.
So no matter what I die, it was a tree!
It was a tree!
What?
Oh my god, am I getting accepted to tree heaven?
No way.
Oh my god, all of this because they just needed me in the afterlife.
That's what this all was.
I'm going to follow my death. I
don't understand. End of act one.
Thank you for playing the demo.
Tree mouse to continue in the full game.
That was cool. And it seems like there was like other paths that you were able to take.
Oh my god, are they going to add like snow and beach levels and shit in the in the in the full game?
able to take oh my god are they gonna add like snow and beach levels and shit and
you in the in the in the full game that was a good game chat genuinely I would
play the full game when that drops so a good act one now I mean that was like a
40 minute game that was fun I leave for the subcast they give it free I mean like
all four broke up lover so much I feel like I can't stop thinking about her
all the time I just really need help with some advice because I keep
feeling the worst and worst um well it's gonna suck for a bit man I'm
I'm sorry, YouTube broke up, but I mean,
the only thing you could really do is cut contact
and then, you know, focus on yourself.
It's gonna take time, but it'll all get better, man.
But yeah, it's like losing a part of yourself.
I understand that you're struggling,
but I mean, I really can't tell you anything outside of like,
you know, focus on yourself,
pick up a hobby and give it time.
OV fungal, take over the five subs.
Gamer and Haley over the sub.
Lucas, Pug.
See, take over the three, love the streams.
Thank you, Dowl, take over the 10.
Gifted all for the five.
Goji and Jay for the sub price, thank you for the sub,
Cherry, thank you for the 10 gift,
it's Frodo and Axe, thank you for the sub,
Zootz, it's down for the sub, five, thank you for the three.
Cherry and Owen, thank you for the sub,
all lull pack, sleepy, thank you for the tier three.
Thomas and NFG for the sub tier, thank you for the three.
Picked up my sister from work today,
got Chipotle via mobile order, my sister got the wrong burrito,
so the worker gave it to us for free
and they re-made her food.
Name on the burrito was mega-licious.
Alt, thank you for the three, keep it the great work.
Limp, thank you for the three,
has anybody ever redeemed Endstream with channel points?
No, Liam with the sub, doge, take over the thousand biddies.
Have a nice stream. Thank you, con and arc for the sub.
It's for the sub, doofus, take over the three.
Once you get to the pool right now,
Wayne and Matt, take over the sub, off take over the five.
And Si, take over the sub.
M.A. and King for the sub, K and B1 over the sub,
Gamer over the sub.
There's generally better channel point redemptions.
Like, Edible or, you know, fucking...
I'm pretty sure there's other channel point redemptions
that are like, expensive that are good.
You know, like King Duck has a lot of channel points in my chat and whole redeem rate on himself, or I have other people that redeem rate and they raid their friends.
You time out a viewer of your choice. I got to add better ones that I do more often because a lot of them I don't, but I got to add some cheaper ones too.
because a lot of them I don't, but I'm gonna add some cheaper ones too. It's just like, you guys
do predictions so much that it's like, bro, there's people in my chat, like how many channel points
do you guys have? There's people in my chat that have like 8 million channel points. Like,
I can't be adding some shit that's like 60k in time consuming because then people just spam it.
The task of you for the sub works for the three, hell you for the three.
Scar and core, thank you for the sub. Bulb over the sub. B1k for the sub.
You and one of my buddies that I go to work with inspired me to start going to the gym hit back yesterday
My last absolutely fried. That's good being sure means it's working right take it with a sub
And that's awesome. I'm glad you're going to the gym a leaf of the sub 1.7 million 47 K. I have 10 channel points
Buddies broken in the in the barred economy ye
Yikes buddy
Ten channel points don't you get don't you get given like a thousand for just like watching the stream
I only have 230 K was that Scully I
Feel like a lot of like people that watch me though
Like you might have last but it's because you just redeemed something that cost a lot
Would you play slime wrench or two? How now?
That came would be horrible on stream. Well, this up here think over the fray
My cat that I've known my entire life by mom butter before I was born just passed away last night rip of the chat
I'm sorry to hear that man have a crowd at all really been upset
It's weird because I really really scared didn't bother me as the reason why that would be I don't I don't really know
I don't really know you or your cat or like the relationship you had or how you process death
So I can't really answer that for you man
Well for the sub try thinking of the three. Would you ever play RPG games like kingdom come now?
If you have any videos you have a lot of games you ought to play though
and give such an epitaph of the visibility
as much as I play.
Today, right now, chat, we're about to hop on final sentence
and put down into retro rewind tomorrow.
I'm not live.
Friday's full React Day.
Saturday random games.
Probably a horror game.
Other random game, Content King.
Sunday reacts.
Monday is the 4.20 Weaver View into Pop Snacks Mystery Box.
Tuesday not live.
Wednesday, horror games, random games.
Thursday, React to Philosophy Day.
Next Friday, GeoGuests for Trip Trivals.
Next Saturday, React Day.
Next Sunday, I'm off.
And then we'll go from there.
Thank you for the subtry, thank you for the thre.
Let's walk in now.
I gotta pee real quick,
then we're gonna hop on a final sentence.
Horsey game already beat it.
Chat, let me play a peek song for you while I pee real quick.
Down me down.
Oh
You guys didn't fuck with the song turn this shit off right you don't like stuff like this what about this
Well, you actually, it's fire.
Joey thinking of the five, Pokemon go to the polls.
Rhett thinking of the 1,000, but he threw it back here.
Baseball coming out in July.
Yeah, I'm going to play it when it drops.
Cedars of the sub-tailor thinking of the three.
Get it in a tattoo on my upper back, shoulder neck.
That's awesome.
Taytee and he thinking of the sub-tri, thinking of the three.
All right.
Chat JDK thinking of the sub-chats.
It is time for the next game.
Let's tap in.
Making an edit.
I have so many good stream ideas.
Can I ramble what a good stream would be real quick?
Imagine a game.
Somebody needs to set this up.
I could set it up too lazy.
Don't want to put the money into it.
It would take too long.
I don't have the logistics.
I'm also patent-patting these ideas.
Let me say that.
This first idea of patenting this idea is my idea claiming it
Backyard beer games you get a company like DraftKings to sponsor it and it'd be like
And you get four two-man teams you live stream it and you play cornhole can jam
Bachi ball
Fucking pong and you have like a live beer counter on each player. You have stats on the side
You can maybe do some other random shit. I'll be fun. It's how to watch second better idea even harder to set up you get
You get four five-man IRL teams
You get an actual house
And you either play airsoft or paintball like rainbow six siege
You have classes that people are able to choose you can have like a disruptor
That's basically given just like a fat ass JBL speaker and you can just blast some shit to like make it so you get your stuff
You can have some guy with actual smokes and you have people that defend and attack you got a bunch of different camera angles
But that'd be so sick that would be like so sick to watch why like surprise mr. Beast hasn't done that bro
I'm so serious mr. Beast has to drop the fucking family-friendly facade bro cut that shit out
Start making cinema. He has the money, bro
Imagine if mr. V's did like a fucking streamer 5v5
Or like a youtuber 5v5 like actual tournament where it's it's for sponsors, bro
You could get other sponsors. It's the problem is you're not gonna the sponsors
You're appealing to bro another one. I want to set up. I want to do an actual call of duty old call of duty
Not the shit new ones
So I'm not getting Activision to fucking sponsor it. You do an old call of duty like fucking bo2
You have a bo2 surgeon destroy lobby tournament toxic as fuck you get like raw to sponsor it
You get some fucking paper company or some other shit that they don't care, right?
Not some bullshit where it's like you get like a fucking triple a sponsor and they're like
Oh, you're not allowed to curse you have to be you have to be not know
There's no toxicity. You have to be nice to each other probably get the fuck out of here
Nobody wants to nobody wants to be a part of that like it's lame, right?
It's like how are you gonna build hype for a tournament where like you're playing a toxic game that everybody knows?
And is like that's like that's it, right?
Like you got you got to play the way that it's entailed to be played
I'm not saying like you have people stand in slurs like that's over the top. That's horrible, right?
I'm more so saying like allow people to talk shit allow people to be mean, right? It's like
That's the game. It would be fun. And then it's like, I don't know
I don't know. It'd be so much better. It'd be so much better. And there's so like there
I think about this shit constantly like even bro have the full contact football match have a strength not football like
Football like American football not fucking flag football get streamers to sign a contract
Build a fucking team.
Have Bradley Martin as a fucking linebacker and case. Oh have some other people like speed be like a corner back or some shit
It'd be awesome. Like why don't you why don't we run that? Why don't people do that?
It's always like other right. It's cuz it's hard to set up and it's also
Unsponsorable because people don't want to be a part of some shit where people get injured like if you did the painful idea
nobody would want to do that because it's like oh
Oh, what if you what if you fucking point blank shoot somebody with an airsoft gun and they have to go to the hospital?
It's like, oh, yeah, like that could happen, right?
So I mean that's part of the risk, you know
Just some shit, I think the most realistic one is backyard beer games
I want to do that so bad even if it's not a stream just a YouTube video recorded
You have two stationary cameras one cameraman
You have a you have a oh my god. What's the what's that one show called where they drink beer in the intro?
King the hill
You have a king of the hills style
Fucking watch party right so you only have you only have one game going on at once
So imagine you have four you have two teams playing cornhole four guys the other four guys
Just sit in the lawn chairs on the side and chirp the whole time the whole time you just talk
You just make fun of them and then you record it that would probably be better recorded in the stream you record that shit
You record that shit. It's like four or five hours of footage people get pissed drunk. It's funny as fuck
It's a good tournament. You cut it down making a youtube video. It would blow up like I just don't understand. I
Just don't understand like I have it's like it's impossible to get those ideas in place though tennis
vice of the
hell.
better idea.
Run out of golf, course, do a
streamer golf tournament nine
not nine nine nine like the,
the fucking hot dog.
do a fireball round. You have
to do a shot every hole.
That's fucking entertaining.
watch it. Somebody splice that
shit into into the fucking
road and just don't just
Six shots in, boom, they just chugged the ball.
They're just full with it.
It'd be fucking hilarious.
Watch somebody get nine strokes, they move nine feet.
Oh my God.
Yeah, the master's but horrible.
Streamer Olympics?
Well, I do the beer Olympics every summer with my friends,
but that's not, that's not sponsorable by anybody.
I was talking to Chris about it,
and he was like, we should stream it.
I go, last beer Olympics, I blacked out.
Last beer Olympics, last event.
Last event, my friend's like, I'm gonna go way down.
So he gets a sub, I go, drag his ass out here.
I said, he's gotta run this relay.
I said, he's gotta run this relay, buddy.
He's a part of the team.
You're getting an advantage right now
because you got a sub.
Hell no, hell no.
Get him out of here, get him out here.
He's gotta run, he's gotta do it.
Then we did a penalty kickoff, so it was the last event.
I remember kicking the ball, blacked out.
Blacked out.
I had like right before two,
I had a heart to heart with one of my friends,
started crying.
That's how you know, yeah, you can't stream that.
You can't stream that.
I, it was like, it was like one of those like,
I was like sloppy drunk.
But that's like, dude, it's cause you're playing a game,
it's all day.
You have like fucking 16, 20 drinks.
It's like, no, you can't stream that.
I love your streams, Joe. I try to tune as much as possible with a busy busy schedule. You bring joy and comfort. Lastly appreciate you
Thank you. Thank you to the thousand two hundred bitties hero
Zell for the three. That's what you get a condom sponsor. They're not sponsoring that either sir. Take it with the three
What's the shape in a couple months? How's it going? Good? How are you? Zell take it with the three Joe
For the three says I love alcohol Adam and Cooper for the sub undone take it with three split forts
So at least check it out on stream. What what do you mean play forts into going easy for the sub?
Woo and taste for the sub Antona ash I think of the five gifts are think of it a three
Now I'm not playing schedule one doctor for the sub man for the sub. I'm never playing schedule one again
Carol think of the time gift. It's mr. Think of the three. I've been dining recently. That's awesome three thing
If the sub days take over the three
Oh, love the YouTube videos. Thank you. You're a great cut security or make my day better
Thank you five think of the three love for the sub do buy and can for the sub on my for the sub sir
Think of it a three Joe for the sub chat lock in
Rugby now, but dude like do those ideas sound fun
Like I think I could actually get backyard beer games to be a thing
That's like doable
It's just it would take it would take a while and I don't know who I would source because I would have to get streamers that
Or youtubers because it really depends on if you'd be streamed or recorded
I have to get people that can drink and are not on athletic and that rules like
half the streamers out I
I
That that rules like most people out
I think like you could get you could get like killdozer Jinxie Ludwig
Yeah, maybe some of the guys are family friendly like some shit like that
Maybe like crispy like crispy concord some shit
Okay, so case it wasn't really like do collabs very often angry with the sub Dubai and campus of I don't know
I it would you would have to get their teams to because you would want it to be a good event
Other more realistic one other one. This is kind of more boring, but it's because I like bowling
You get you just get four you get four four man teams or three man teams
Maybe even six man teams you just do a bowling match bowling tournament
Everybody wears some stupid team outfit I
I don't know that would be like not as fun
It's that one's like you could set that shit up in like a week
It would just be getting people but like you just run out of bowling alley
He's run out of bowling alley for a day and then just have like two camera men and one stationary camera
And it's just easy
Undone taking the three the games for it's on steam at RTS one of the top three games
I think the game session tab JPC and this are for the sub Luke angry and Dubai take it to sub sorry
Whatever you recommend a game on immediately just gonna say game session dad. All right
Chat lock in actually split schedule if you know the schedule final sentence next game lock in
I throw for the sub lock in type locked in hold up. I have to change my settings
Oh my god, there's a mic?
Is it not push to talk?
Oh my god, you just go on an open mic the entire time?
That can't be good.
Is this a horror game?
It's supposed to be scary.
I don't know how scary.
This is a game called Final Sentence. They have battle royale, knockout, duel, and custom.
Oh my god, I can play with my chat. Up to 40 players per match, if you make a mistake you
need to start entering the line from the beginning. After three, go. Can this guy
breathing in my ear? Shut the fuck up. After three mistakes, the warden inserts a bullet
into the revolver and place Russian roulette with the player. The text is divided into rounds.
When the player completes a round, the mistake counter is reset. To win, you must type the entire text first.
I mean, I feel like we should start with Battle Royale now.
Max mistakes per round 3, bullet slot 6, initial bullet 0, round duration 4 minutes,
That's Poseration 10, bot difficulty.
Oh, they have to fill some of the fucking lobby with bots.
It's like Fortnite.
You gotta weed out the easy ones first.
I'm a king typer, by the way.
I don't know if you knew this or not,
but I could type that potentially 100 words per minute.
And I only use these fingers.
Not a pinky typer.
Actually, it's more like this.
I'll use the, it's more like this.
I'll take it like this.
Actually, no, I do use, I do use them, yeah.
I don't really use the re...
Hello?
Oh.
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Welcome, contestants.
The game begins now.
Invoke.Echo-
Yeah.
What?
He's got a tight, he's got a tight slob.
God!
Whoa!
Ow!
My God!
There's no way.
Don't just kill me.
Just reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, please, cat, please, cat, please, cat.
I'm going to leave that lobby.
Chat, I thought there was a space in between the dashes initially, and I was like, oh,
speed back.
I didn't know it was one mistype.
All right, so you want to type slow.
You want to just be like, the cat jumped over the fence.
Okay, I understand it now do your predictions. I win trust me
Good type of my ass I'm not just admit your shit bros first game on man. What the fuck I
Don't need to be fast
Hundred words per minute
Yeah, but hundred words per minute when I'm allowed to mistype without them fucking loading a bullet into a gun
I thought I would be able to hit backspace.
Locked in.
Oh my god.
Where am I?
What's happening?
I'm arpeying like crazy, sorry.
The guard.
YAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Honestly, period,
for someone near the end,
space gas,
space almost dignified,
I appreciate
I appreciate the effort, period, even if it's useless.
It's improper to die slothily.
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Please! Please! I'm a family! I'm a family!
It's improper to die slothily.
It's improper to die, sloth, billy.
I keep pressing space.
It's improper...
I live those!
No!
It's...
Dude, I'm...
Yo, okay, it's a little high stress.
It's a little high stress.
I'm not gonna lie.
I live! Yes! It's so cooked. Next step. Improper. You die. Sloth believe. Wouldn't you die, question mark?
Oh my god, look more? Oh hell no! You're dying. What? I'm typing it right. Dying.
Oh my god, oh my god, I keep having space where there's a fucking calama.
I keep having space where there's a calama.
Oh my god!
You're...
Alright, so what did we learn, so what did we learn?
I have to type even slower.
Chat, no, I'm telling you that, and then it resets, it throws you off, man.
really throws you off. I'm winning this. I haven't even made it past the first. Are
the rounds? Or do you just infinitely type? Oh my god, there's rounds.
Your ass. Shut up. Run of prediction. I'm winning it. All of your, all of your
box on the way to here. Chat trust. Trust. Why is, why are there 2.2 million
channel points on a loss? Why are there 2.6 million channel points on a loss?
Put them on a win. Put them on a win. Oh my god, somebody just put like a million
channel points on a win. I will not let you down. I will not let you down.
Please be an easy paragraph.
Please.
Oh, it's so cute.
That's not English!
That's not...
Fine, it's fine.
Oh my god the guys are already getting shot, yo GGs.
OHHHHHH!
Have fun pussies!
OHHHHHH! I'm already out me!
What's happening?
What?
NOOOO!
NOOO!
Float
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BANG!
up
God 19 people are still left
Yo, I'm in
It's not too soon
Oh my god, they're dropping like flies.
They're dropping like flies!
I'm alive now.
Yo, who's shucklin' in the back over there?
Yo, that was- Yo, that was actually cooking!
Wait, that was actually cooking!
That was actually cooking!
Oh my god, no, that was crazy!
I literally- No, I- Yo, I'm entering it close.
He's trying to find it!
No it's not find!
Stop buying it!
Wait, everyone else dies?
Yo, that's a job, dude.
Rope pool?
That was not a rope pool.
I locked in Max99.27.
0.27. Wow, this game's awesome. What is knocked out? Eight players in a match, there's no
limit to the number of mistakes you can make. If you make a mistake, your inputs
blocked for a while, the text is divided into rounds, and all players start
around simultaneously. Dual one-on-one number of mistakes is unlimited. If you
make a mistake, your input is blocked for a while, the match is divided into
Both players start around simultaneously when a player loses around the warden inserts a bullet into the revolver plays Ross roulette with the loser
Let's duel a random
Wait, I don't want to play a bot what are the odds that is a bot and dual
Oh, let me have the sub area of the sub like say give it a 3 you should do a play through of terraria video
So stop give such that James and chat over the sub defense for the sub
But I'm probably not going to do a play through a terraria. Hey buddy there
Oh, you got an ugly Unibrow.
Welcome contestants, the game begins now.
User!
Oh, hold on.
Hi, my order has not arrived.
Arrived yet.
Support.
Oh, shit.
Support.
Hello, did you try waiting a bit longer?
a bit longer user it has been three days wait I don't think you need to type capital letters
yeah oh yo you're a real person you type slow as hell support that is still within normal range
Support delays can happen user. I heard you earned there
It's set next day delivery
Oh two bullets in the chamber for you buddy. See you later
Wait, I'm actually gonna cook here
Slow ass typer, slow ass typer, get him out of here, get him off!
Do we do a custom?
Chat, do any of you have this game?
Wait, I wanna do that other game on first, and then I'll do a custom.
Knockdown. I might have to mute and cost them though. You guys are gonna fucking scream the entire time. I won't be able to focus
I'm trying to type out a nice Latin paragraph. I have some chatter to screaming
What is knockout again, there's eight players no limit of mistakes
So it's kind of like dual all players rounds last player the round is eliminated. Oh
Oh, it's not like, like Battle Royale's just first to finish, but you can also die.
Knockdown is the last guy to finish every round dies.
That might be the best game of it.
Because that actually just weeds out the people that suck.
Knockdown might be the, might be the best game of it.
We'll see.
Mark's saying that the three-channel dog died yesterday.
Rip the chat, man. I'm sorry to hear that.
Do you have any advice to make me happier?
I mean grief and mourning is going to be a long process man. There's no there's no real quick fix to fixing it
I'm sorry you feel that way though. I can't really help you though Olivia odd pretty in 250 sub. The duel was me
You're terrible
Why don't you try harder?
Every round oh my god
Fuck!
Go to the swim right now.
Stove!
You're distracting me!
I'm not distracting you, fucker.
Woooo!
Lift that round!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Run.
I'm gonna go.
RUN!
I
Come that condom
Waiting on everybody else to finish number seven here chats gonna win lucky number seven lucky number seven. Oh
It shows who's left
Oh, somebody just got shot. Oh my god
No!
I'm alive!
Okay, listen to me!
I'm not losing!
Wait, this chatter's actually
finishing quickly.
I'm not losing!
Shatter's actually finishing quickly.
Oh god, I might be screwed.
You can't see air counter?
Air counter doesn't matter for this game mode,
so that's why I'm here.
Other game modes I'll move over.
There's three typers left that haven't finished.
That's gotta be a bot, bro.
So I'm locked right now.
Yeah, that's gotta be a bot.
Nah, you're not locked.
I'm gonna beat you, bro.
We gotta weed out the bots first.
Yeah, that's chugged to my left.
Still typing.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, I wouldn't, bro.
We have pectite over there.
How much more do you want me to do?
Oh, we finished!
Oh, we did it!
You're not throwing oh my god. Oh my god
He's better than you I think he's making us mistakes dude look at that. I'd like five errors
Terrible
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can literally finish the same time though.
Yeah, it's gonna be the finals here.
Unless I keep messing up.
Wow.
I'm just gonna hear him go silent at some point
That was a little scary there, but that's good. That's good. That's good. Final four. Final four.
Final four.
No!
And I couldn't even talk to them.
just being you oh my god don't do this don't do this don't do this
Don't do this! Don't do this!
No!
No! I told you much shit!
No!
Let's go! Let's go!
Congratulations, player three. You have won. The other players will now be eliminated.
GG, bro. GG.
Bro, I literally threw!
What am I doing?
I'm talking so much shit because I finished the fucking semi-finals the fastest and then I just
dug the same letter like four times.
Oh, that's the best game mode.
That is by far the best game mode. It's not even close.
Actually, I feel like I could just move my cam like down here. This is probably like a safe spot.
Oh, wow. I love that game mode. Not in just thank you for the sub 200 pretty for the sub man thank you for the 3. I already read that. Yeah, do we do a custom game now?
Oh, wise chat in the middle of the screen. I kind of want to do one more battle royale. And we could just create one. Create new options.
Chat, what game mode should we do?
Knockout? Alright, we'll do knockdown.
Private match on, tax selection. Oh, what?
Look at this.
This is like the type of stuff you talk about.
Old England, rare wars, home road drills, rainbow.
I feel like I'll keep it on all.
Bought difficulty zero bots, mistake behavior block if we're doing knockdown.
Capitals matter. Yes, yes.
We're checking that on.
In regular knockdown, you don't have to capitalize in this, I'm saying you do.
You should have to capitalize. I was capitalizing the whole time and then one time I did it and it just still gave it to me
moderation minute 30s fine. Apply.
All right, here is the code.
For the people that have this game. DnNF for the sub, Z4 Brady to give the sub, Spank adjust for the sub, not for the sub.
We have eight for knockdown so it'll fill quick. We'll do battle royale after this.
Some more people could fly. Oh everybody has some ready up. Yeah, ready up, ready up.
All right, you don't gotta be special Darzi, ready up.
I was gonna kick your ass. I was gonna kick you.
Let's give it a sub to the end and the sub to the sub to the sub.
All right, lock in.
This is gonna be hard. This is fully eight people, by the way.
Eight chatters.
I'm not worried half of you can't read.
You can't read, Trump.
Fuck you.
The game begins now.
Oh, we got some slow typers. I'm not nervous. We got some slow typers in chat. Okay, nobody's
Yeah, we got somebody pack typing right now. I can tell gosh two people still
First out getting first out is is pouring
Oh my god
right behind you buddy that was in the valley it doesn't matter
yeah now it's gonna turn out to repeat
Yo, I'm gonna kill you.
Oh my God.
Hey, you're pretend.
Stop laughing at me, please.
Why are there two people still down here?
Now you're fire, eight will be eliminated.
Don't do this.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's right, Joe.
Right behind you, Joe!
Right behind me when I was half-
No, that's right.
That's right.
No, no, no, no.
Not even...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna have to go to FAT timing if I'm subtracting from the...
Yeah, I actually would.
You're right.
This kid in my right gets out back
Hey, you're still not finished over there
There, there.
Player one doesn't talk in any way.
Oh, I'm cut.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. What am I doing?
Oh my god, yo I'm gonna throw this now. There's no way
Oh no, no!
See ya!
GG's man, GG's man, GG's man, GG's man, GG's man, GG's man
GG's man, GG's man, GG's man, GG's man, GG's man
Oh my god
And then there was one chat King typer
And they always say chat they say when you're in school you got to learn to use all ten fingers my fucking ass, buddy
Piggies don't matter. Piggies don't matter. You don't need them
Unless you're lifting weight you lose your pinky you do was like 40% of your strength. All right
Hold up. I'm gonna make a new lobby. We're gonna do a better way out
Oh, battle royale, remove bots, mistake behavior.
What is rewind?
Oh, yeah, I like rewind.
Rewind scary.
Rewind max mistakes per round.
Do we want to make it real risky?
Perfect typing.
One mistake per round.
If you mess up, you get shot.
If you mess up, it spins.
So you need, like, you need to be typing, like, off, off, off.
You could actually even make it one, like, if you mess up, you die.
We'll do one mistake for round before slot six.
Ten people can join this.
Peaceful stuff.
I thought it was, like, 18.
Why is online more than...
It did not, it is like the lobby's smaller.
What the fuck?
Carter thinking of the thousand five hundred, but he's getting beef with the sub.
Twisted Gamer and Solar with the sub.
Z4, uh, and now for the sub.
How does this game mode work?
So Battle Royale is one winner, everybody else loses.
Similar to the knockdown, but the difference is not round based.
You have one long piece of text to finish.
Split up in six segments or like however many segments there are first to finish wins everybody else dies
But if you mess up normally you can mess up three times and then they spin
Oh, they put a bullet into a revolver and spin it and shoot you. Oh god, McChunky's in
I'm telling you, he mistypes off Revan Dice.
Anyways, when you mess up, if you mess up a nut, if you mess up it normally resets you
and this one, it'll still reset you, but it's gonna load a bullet.
You spin it, it's Russian Roulette.
If you mess up again, load another bullet.
When you beat a round, it resets, but you have to finish all the rounds first to win.
But I set it so you can't mess up.
If you mess up, they load a bullet.
Alright, ready up.
Now all your points on Chunky.
Yeah, Chunky's cheating.
He's got an AI auto-filling.
Now you've got to have perfect typing though, so I'm going to type slower than normal.
I wrote back to the side
Cuz even if you don't die from the Russian roulette, it's just a waste of time like you're sitting there waiting to see if you get shot
Yo screw you
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Y'all are cooked, y'all are cooked, I'm winning, I don't care.
I've already finished, I've already finished.
Oh my god, what?
I did, I did.
Easy.
I've been done.
Don't you lose at least a second sentence.
You suck, bro.
I wrote
Where's my
Shut up. No, shut up. The chunky is dead. It's too hard for me. You died
Mr. John deadlock is the only
Oh my god, no we can't do one mistake.
We can't do one mistake, nobody even finishes.
Silas has four bullets.
Oh he's dead.
What?
Oh no.
Damn.
Wait, he still doesn't win.
He still doesn't win.
He is to finish and he's only 11% buck.
It's us.
Please don't.
Nobody wants.
Everybody got it.
Everybody died.
Oh my god.
Wait, we gotta change that.
We gotta change.
We gotta change the rules.
I'll run it back, safe spot, I feel bad.
All right, hold up.
Should we do, oh my God.
I don't even have capitals matter.
All right, capitals matter, we'll do three mistakes.
We'll do regular matter, right now, with capitals matter.
All right, buddy, back up.
Run that back, run that back.
That's duty, you gotta lock in, man.
That's so, that's insane.
Refund it? Yeah, refund that one, but make an option for the next one. Like, no one wins.
Only 11%. I can't believe that.
Okay.
Gonna flex the fingers, squeeze my need out, roll on the ceiling.
Get that it's stacked, roll on the ceiling.
Roll on the ceiling.
It's stuck.
I don't care, I'm winning.
Good luck, have fun, bro.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is this?
I thought, oh my god.
I forgot.
Oh my god.
I know, Ray.
I'm like, I'm like panicking, dude.
I was right at the end.
100% accuracy, baby.
I'm close.
I'm stuck.
Now, 100% accuracy.
100% accuracy.
There's no way.
I'm just not coming here.
You're cheating.
You're actually cheating.
What the fuck?
I'm done.
100% accuracy.
There's no way.
I'm just not coming here.
A hundred fucking percent-
Why was the round so short he already won?
Wait, who won that?
Was that chunky? Yo, no fucking way!
No fucking way. No, that was an easy round. Run that back, run that back, run that back, run that back, run that back.
That wasn't chunky. That was John Deadlock. What are we talking about?
He was not winning that shit the fuck out of here. Yeah, run that back
run that back run that back
But that was just a weird ass. That was a weird ass paragraph a zaza ZZ ZU ZU ZAKA. What the fuck am I typing?
I'm just typing a random- it's just letter a letter vowel letter vowel letter vowel whatever letter vowel
What the fuck and you please one finger or one hand? I'll set it me me me mooboo
That's just my right hand
Yo, can I get a W John and chat?
W John oh my god
Yes!
Do I need to actually take a break for press control?
Yeah, Joe.
Bro!
Is this advocating for a fucking review?
I'm typing out some shit but they want me to review my game!
What the fuck is that?
I can't, I can't focus.
Easy, real.
Fuck!
You're a lady in the front!
I'm so upset.
Why are you still out?
I'm like, yeah.
What?
Who's breathing in my ear?
Oh, sorry, let me lock in right now.
I
Was breathing in my ear. Oh, sorry, let me lock in right now
It takes you
You have been here. You have been here longer than that
A5 buddy, you are not finishing this game. Yo, how far are y'all I am you're just trash
I'm gonna win like I did three times in a row
But he did not win three times in a row. Oh my god
You shut up. Oh
My god
I just see that flag moving forward somebody's not a win
Oh, G fucking G, baby. Mr. Todd DeLock.
Mr. Todd DeLock, shut the fuck up! Oh my God! I'm not tapping out of the game. I'm tapping
out of the game. Oh, dude, literally dead silent the entire time. Oh, John DeLock.
Oh, yeah, I'm fucking one. GGs, GGs. Get the fuck out of here, John. Run that back.
One more. Todd out of the game. I'm not sitting there to get shot. Get the fuck
out of here. Alright, GG's, GG's. Create, hold up. Darn, think of it as 3. I'm not talking
about that. I'm not going on a rant about schedule 1, Dath. You could Google my rants
about schedule 1. Connor and In for the subtox, think of it as 1,000. I'm just kidding.
Open a couple of cases. What should I open? It's up to you. Taser, think of it as
3. Is this Oregon? Yeah, kind of. I don't know, maybe like Fever's, Dreams of Nightmare's.
KB's thinking of the subgamer, Tolar of the sub, Ritty thinking of the sub.
Got a Royale, no bots, capitals matter, apply, copy here.
More of it in case of the sub inverse for the sub.
Yeah, get John Deadlock back from this fucking lobby.
I'm not losing.
I'm deadlock has to join.
That's a rule.
Get him in here.
John, join.
Yeah, fuck you.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And I'm deafening.
How do I deafen?
I'm taking off my headset.
No, I can't do that, that's risky.
I need to be able to hear myself type.
That's pussy shit.
Okay, fine.
time to think of the some more than the case of the sub
alright last match last match
yo what's your again?
hello
said I was lying this is Alatar
John Dadlock buddy
get it right
remember the name
the game we use
remember the name
what are you fucking else not the time
Please don't do this.
No, no, no, no.
Please don't do this.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna give him the last fucking word. It's over. It's over.
Come back to the Lifetime Starts now.
I'm gonna hunt with some accuracy, Joe.
Oh my god.
It doesn't fucking matter, John, deadlock, because I'm coming back, Starts.
WHELVEST!
You're not coming back to shit.
I couldn't look, he fucked.
My fucking job is on him!
Hurry up Joe.
Have a check where the head is up.
It's not the fucker!
Ah!
My God, it's over!
It's over, it's over, it's over!
It's over!
Where's John?
Bro, oh my God, 97 words per minute,
100% accuracy?
What are you one of the people that writes down shit that they say in court?
How are you typing that fast without backing off?
I can see you crashing out but I can't hear you.
Get him.
Chucky, why don't I get cut?
Oh, you're saying against Chucky?
Y'all want me on Chucky?
Chucky will get murdered out there, brother, what?
Chucky gets eliminated off rep.
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't do it.
Okay.
One more.
Holy fuck, that's close.
Come on Bearcat, you're the under- Bearcat is- Bro, Bearcat's not even halfway done.
Bearcat's dead.
Bro, look at that, look at it, he's the top flag.
done and he doesn't even need a fucking finish
but he's too good at that one more do we run it back one more one more one more
one more and all one be one mccunkey
right two more people can join bro I want to be John one time in this I just
gotta lock in I'm actually deafening no I'm actually that's cringe that's range
I'm not deafening that's so cringe if I deafen yo European potato ready up
Bro, I just don't want to hear them churn me. It takes me out of it.
No, but diamonds are made under pressure.
Pressure makes diamonds.
I've lived for the pressure.
Chat, now? Now it's time I've been throwing for content this entire time.
You guys just didn't realize it.
That on me now.
I'm locked. I'm fucking locked. Let's go. Easy paragraph, easy paragraph, easy paragraph.
Not a lot of commas. Don't, don't give me colons, don't give me colons. Don't, no colons
or dashes.
John, the chat.
No, no colons or dashes.
Good. Man, let me stay.
What is this clown ass fucking...
It's the same type, it's the same fucking shit!
I'm cooking! I'm cooking! I'm cooking! It's just the same thing over and over again.
I thought you were talking to me.
Give me motivation.
I'm in front of you.
Uh, you got this.
Yo, this is like on Bart Simpson or some shit.
What is this?
Yo, this is like on Bart Simpson or some shit. What is this?
One more! One more time, deadlock!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And I'm starting before that, buddy!
my spiky fucking thing
congratulations
you have won
the other players will now win
gg's bro
kinda counts
gg's
but john dad locks too good at the game
good at the game. I'll admit it. Yo, I'll admit it. Yo, he should join the pro league of fucking
final sentence, because my god, dude, I threw. I fucking threw. That's so lame, man. That's
so lame, dude. Gigi's John Deadlock. Absolutely clutched that. I was in the lead the entire
time too till that last paragraph. And I was so locked. Sky learn it's for the
sub names and saucy for the sub two of the sub uncanny thing of the raid
morbid and I'm thinking of some case of the sub dark for the three. Yeah my
Chunky, do I have to be offended?
How about I could just send it in the in the discord hold on
Dual medium capitals matter
Why
Copy no we're doing capitals why no capitals chunky that's typing bro
No capitals check. Why would we not have capitals on?
Silas for the three love playing with you Joe even though I'm a terrible player it was so fun now that was really fucking fun
Oh, you almost won Silas
You were against uh deadlock
Yo, I'm saying right now chat I would put the house on me winning this fucking game
McChai3k on my junkie. Yo, he is not winning, brah. There is no bros asking for wait pause.
Why pause? What do you have to pee? What the fuck? I can't pause.
My mom waited type room
Okay pause
What the fuck do you mean I get eliminated that's a lie that's a cow oh
No, McChunky's mom found his vape it's Gigi's chat. We won't hear from him for a while Gigi's island. That's not how it works
That's not how it works. All right ready up
That's not a refund. We're just gonna run it back, Jack. We'll just run it back with
the same fucking rules. Bro, Mic Chunky asking for the 1v1 and now he's ducking the fucking
fade. This is crazy. And G, thank you for the sub. Let's go. Let's go. But you're
You're not winning in final sentence. Unless you're John Deadlock, you're not beating me in final sentence.
The Chucky has 6% of the fucking channel points.
Buddy, buddy it's over.
Ready up!
I'll think of it as Ray. I'm John that lock you was on honor playing with you GGs
now G2 for the subject of the three what's the special ed teacher could he
shout her out her name Sophia shout out to
Hey good luck to you in the chunky.
Oh my god I forgot you were Irish.
I'm about to lay your ass out, Matt.
We're gonna have an accident.
Oh my god, I'm throwing.
It's mine.
Whoa.
Congratulations.
No, that's not that.
Bro, McChunky talking, bro McChunky talking, call me off guard.
I, McChunky talking, call me off guard, I've never heard of this before.
No, that's unfair.
That's unfair.
Run that back.
That's actually unfair.
Run that back.
Why did I get shot?
I'm sorry Jack no I'm actually sorry I'm actually sorry I'm actually sorry no it's
It's not a refund I threw. I actually lost. I actually lost. It threw me off there.
Alright, don't talk.
When he's talked, when he's when he's talked...
Oh my god, stop!
Oh, this is horrible.
Yeah, you're fucking shabby here.
How long is this dual?
He's getting shot before this even finishes.
Oh my god, he's still alive.
Bro.
I'll give up. I'll give up.
I
Yeah, that was a bad paragraph
All right, that's a three one more one more one more that was a really bad paragraph dude. You're typing out fucking chemistry
like like
Multi one of the not molecules
What is that called? H2O?
hydrogen's a molecule
H2O is a Y.
Best route of three, we gotta run one more.
I'll turn off Capitals Matter.
What a skit.
Nah, we're gonna keep that on. No Capitals Matter.
Four McChunky. The ball is in his court.
Compound that's what I was trying to think of
The balls in my sack not what I said, but I guess that's an analogy chair. Yeah
Yeah, good luck
You don't want smoke on no capital letters.
I will type at the speed of light.
Buddy, you didn't even finish the first fucking beer.
W. McJunkie. Yo, you should be voice acting, bro.
Sounds like you could be in dispatch or some shit.
My mom came in my room again.
What is your mom? What is your mom, Freddy Fazbear?
What the fuck?
What the fuck on everything I want?
What are you even finnaff for?
You got to check the door every three seconds.
Bro, I mean like what?
I'm not playing, I'm not playing bad again right now.
We're going to move on to another game.
Now, final sentence is fun though.
I definitely do that for like a gamer challenge again or something.
That's a really fun game.
All right, I got to piss first.
Oh my God.
Jack, have we got 30 seconds?
Medium minute and then we'll walk back in.
We're going to probably pop down first into retro.
I
You know the chunky kind of mobs no lie
No lie even though you got absolutely dog walk to that game that was like he was like good luck to you
I don't even know how to do a fucking
in pinned. My mom called me a bum for watching you and not studying. What you got to study
for? Oh, well, I've got, no, that's UK, not Irish. Irish accent.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to FOTMORE compared to that loose quality that modern
our peace speakers will have or are intensely kind of the intense intensely
mind-boggling but what was thankfully not that many people wanted to selfie with me
so however I would say that okay who the fuck is this show me an irish act three
ways to recognize an irish accent one the T hate saying so for example thanks
An Irish person would say tanks like just tanks. Do you say tanks?
Oh, we're going true true. Yeah, instead of through true
You got to go you got to go through the bridge through the bridge
Scotland
That's Scottish
Three is tree three equals three
True. Yo, you know, three, have you ever looked at a word and been like,
you know, that's how it's spelled, but it doesn't make sense why it's spelled?
Not that it doesn't make sense why it's spelled that way, but it just looks wrong.
Let's look at an example of that. I feel like I have that all the time where I'm like, why does it look like that?
Oh my god, I like I can't even think of an example, but it's like every three months I see a word
I'm like, why does it look like that?
Colonel. Yeah, Colonel. Colonel, C-O-L-O-N-E-L. What?
Colonel? Like, that's why English is, like, the hardest fucking language in the world,
for people that don't, like, you know, natively speak it.
Because it's like, what are our rules? There's just random shit. Flam? Flam-P-H-L-E-G-M.
Flem should be spelled F-L-E-M, like if fallout happens World War 3 occurs in a nuclear bomb
blasts half of civilization, I'm recreating the English language to make sense.
It's not going to be Wednesday. It's going to be WEN's day Wednesday WEN sd a y Wednesday
Nobody says Wednesday. You say Wednesday. You don't even say the D
Razzberries Razzberries R-A-Z all out of double Z double R-A-Z-Z berry B-E-R-R-I-E-S
I like EIS it doesn't need to be a Y
EIS is fine. I don't think that breaks the rules too much
raspberries
like blue razz
blue razz easy
Not raspberry
Ghosts, they give us some old thing of the thread.
Take your, what are you working on?
You have 16, but surely I make signs of early onset dementia.
I'm so sorry to hear that, man.
Well, one day I may not remember one day who you are.
I do see you as a great comfort streamer.
Well, I'm sorry you're going through that.
How do you know you have signs of early onset dementia?
Are you getting like an MRI or like a brain scan
or something?
How do they even know that?
And I'm sorry that you're dealing with that, man.
That's horrible, truly.
I'm glad I'm able to entertain you, but I'm sorry you're going through that dude. That is so sad
Cillian
Listen to Dady Fitz interview. That's true Irish accent. We and a supery over the sub
Finneas Alfie and coastsharp. What's up Chris? Thank you for the sub creativity for the sub ready for the threy
I'm gonna crash the Bart Buck economy. I'm Jay for the sub. Well, I'm super of a sub KJ for the sub. I'll thank you for the
threy
Already have the sub goes thank you for the sub. All right. I'll look this up then we got a hop on putt down
Before we go in retro
Excuse me my god
Davey fits
We were having to turn there
Station there I think
There's no double at the ladder off the charts, but there's no competition there. I think
if you to pick out of it and their
John Kylie's they're making my right up there. So there we even I was messing with you both 13 and the Galba team
Right, is there much between them? It's very good. I got what God we did coming back after and time what we did with Claire a
Lot of comparisons are really good if you ask me the top one or two out of them if you ask me
Yeah.
So the first.
Wow.
But that's like, what's that one type of English accent
that's impossible to understand?
Not Birmingham.
Everybody says Birmingham has a bad accent.
But there's like a type of English accent.
Is it Scouse?
Scouse accent.
It's like that Liverpool fan where
he's getting interviewed on the side of the street
and you're like, bro, what are you?
Pfft.
trying to put words to that game Liverpool were amazing.
Boss, amazing, safe, great, fantastic.
What else do you want me to say?
Anything else?
We blew them away.
We did. Every player was boss
and the one that I'm mentioning now, Sadio Mane,
I said it last time I was on it,
he's the best football player in the world.
I should still understand what he's saying perfectly.
I don't know why he's laughing for, Chris,
why are you laughing for?
I'm being serious, I'm being serious.
No, you see, I'm talking facts here.
I don't do if, but some maybes, I do absolutes.
And, you know, like if you dance that ball, she be.
Bro, that's like Patty Pimble's accent,
but that's like a sick accent though, I still think.
Cornish is what you're thinking of?
Cornish accent.
Bro, it's in that one show, Clarkson's Farm.
In Clarkson's Farm, there's like some old guy
he talks to and it's actually,
like I don't even know what he sang.
Yeah, what happened?
He ended up driving home.
That's right.
Ha ha ha.
We came train.
Came train, Bob.
And Bob was one end and three-four of them
was in a line, and I was the other end.
And somebody brought out, I mean,
I wish I could have you glad, Georgie.
Peter, Peter, shut up.
I'm gonna do the mirror.
You're a kid.
It's Glasgow, Toronto slang.
I hate Toronto slang.
Uh, that's your minds.
Waghwan, Grotie.
Are you gonna take her down to the old park?
Some shit like that, like it's fucking...
Ugh.
All right, next game.
All you think of the three, love your shades, how does McChunky?
I have no idea.
How old is McChunky and does he have an Instagram?
Oh no.
McChunky, run.
Oh, no.
McChunky, run.
Darken, think of it as sub.
Taser, think of it as three.
You playing a horror game today?
I mean, put down might be considered a horror game.
I'm not fully sure.
Can I think of it as three?
When do you see a philosophy showing up
in modern culture without people realizing it?
You're going to need to give me
an example of what the hell you're talking about.
Ambush, think of it as sub.
S, think of it as three.
Not playing on the SP now.
Radio, next, think of it as sub.
Old, think of it as three.
All right, lock-in chat, next game.
Might not be able to read bits for a little bit.
Oh, they got multiplayer?
I'm not playing multiplayer,
we gotta use single player, right, what?
V sync off motion blur, they don't have that.
F of V will keep original rest will keep the same Todd figure this up
This game is called putt down. It's like a shotgun
Horror mini golf game. I think
We're about to see
Also, if you have any games you want me to play over the years you have to react to a video suggest have games
That's tab. Let's lock in
Oh, starting off swimmingly, chained to a chair.
Oh my god, I already got an achievement.
You're finally awake.
I hope the ride wasn't too uncomfortable.
You probably have a million questions.
Yeah, why is your head shaped like a golf ball?
Why do you have a top hat of all hats?
None of them matter right now.
Your arms are extraordinarily long.
You're here because you borrowed money
you couldn't afford to lose and you lost.
Your mistakes keep piling up, Mr. Walker.
Oh no, if it weren't for me, you'd already be dead.
dead. Alright, so I'm in debt and a golf or golf head man captured me. Don't worry. I
have a simple solution. I want you to play a game with me. He's like jigsaw. See you
through to the end and I will personally erase every debt you owe. Hmm. So what do
you say? Walk into the next room if you accept my terms. Well, I can't walk. You
Can I be chained to the ground right now, buddy?
We gotta release these or...
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Walk into the next room if I accept the terms.
And what would I do if I didn't?
Just stay here forever and then die?
Oh, is that an electric chair or a light?
Press the E key to interact with highlighted objects.
It turned on my system.
Who is that?
Is he dead?
status and inventory pressing Q will show your current status stress
covers your mental health high stress can cause panic attacks trigger unnatural
events and cause your shock of the discharge during putting ammo shows your
current shots left and it can be found bought or traded for smokes press F
Make sure to take a smoke break. Smoking will reduce your stress level.
Coins need to be used to buy items to save progress. Easy.
Let's smoke a cigarette.
I don't have cigarettes.
Cross seed a crouch.
What are my hits last? Oh!
Shotgun Golfing. There are two ways to putt. You can either shoot the ball with left mouse button, right mouse button to do a double blast.
Hold either button to aim the shotgun closer to the ball, resolving in more power, press R to reload.
While looking at the ball, you can press E to enter pop mode.
Hold L and D, drag the mouse horizontally and release to putt.
Yeah, I'm gonna suck at this.
Where's the ball?
Oh.
You think we just jump shot this?
Hmm...
The best thing to do would be to shoot it directly through.
Um...
Goded. What is this a part to?
How do I...
Didn't they say hold E? I'm holding E.
Oh, I have to be standing.
Okay. Alright, now let's get a little reload here. Sorry, it's just, Chad, it's the tutorial
level. I'm just learning. Easy. I'm goaded. Watch. Yay! Yay! Two coins. Money. Easy dub.
in that room? No? Oh, exchange balls for shells. Oh, what? You don't have an active
ground. So what do I do now? Talk to the dead guy? Hey, buddy. How's the waste? Probably
should have done that. What's the stress meter? I don't know. It said some shit's
to kill me. What do I do? What do I get? Hit the button. Oh, and then I can leave. Oh,
Oh, it's just a...
Oh, what?
It's just a new course.
I feel like I should just putt the ball, now.
I feel like putting the ball is just smarter
than shooting.
I feel like I should shoot the things
that are probably gonna try to kill me
once it gets scary.
Look at that.
Fucking par two.
It's that simple.
Why is there a shock on aimed at me?
Oh, I have to get it in three or I die?
Is that stressing me out?
Nope, my stress level is still 20%.
I guess I'm com cool and collected chat. This is an easy bank shot, right?
So you're gonna you're gonna have to hit it off that wall. It's gonna go boom boom
To boom actually, you know what chat you do this you don't even do that you skip this entirely watch
Easy or up. Stress level still is 20%. Can I reload without getting bit- Okay, and I got for the both shells.
Congratulations! You made it through the first round! I knew you had it in you. Keep up the great work!
Great work.
And I got four dollars.
Stress still 20%.
What's gonna happen if I get super stressed out?
Do I just die?
Or is it like something that's gonna run out against me?
Is it gonna be the ooh?
Okay.
Um, I feel like this is not the same strategy.
I think I'd go off this wall, though.
I think I'd cut off this wall full force.
OK, not ideal.
I'm gonna need a hole it after this
All right, that's good that's winnable that's a winnable angle winnable angle here just light tap
bang
Who's that?
What the fuck
All my stress is up.
How do I lower my stress?
Smoke is F.
F doesn't smoke though.
Do I not have smokes?
Smokes.
Oh.
Okay, good.
Oh, okay, good, smoke a cigarette, smoke a cigarette.
I got one pack of smokes.
Just another day on the golf course chat,
nothing too shabby.
My sanity only went down 1%.
Oh, do I have to hold it?
Oh
Okay, okay, I hold it so we're smoking now. Yeah, I'm smoking a cigarette calms me down and fuck
Let me do what I want to do. Let me hit a quick reload
All right, I think I just drill it straight or do we shoot it?
Is this stupid? Let's find out I
I
Needed to put a little more ump on that I forgot that uh you I forgot that you need to do that
Oh my god, it's like a ball pool tells me where it's going. All right easy hit boom
Don't slap shot it don't slap shot it go quick go quick go quick
easy
shock on y'all
sanity her stress is only six and I've I'd like how much money do I have I have two dollars
Oh, you can pay to change the course if it's too hard. What do you think? I am some chud
Oh, my god. I have to do it again. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot I
Forgot the courses get harder every time
Hmm. Dead guy on the course. Probably use him as a bit of a ramp though, no?
Actually, I think I'd go past his little hand there. You see that?
I think I'd go past his hand there.
Okay.
Oh no. Oh no, I can't- OOOH!
I'm actually, I'm actually a god at this game.
I'm actually a god at mini golf.
Oh my god, sign me to a Tiger Woods contract.
Please Nike, give me $90 million for a year.
90, not 90, Nike.
Wait, what?
Okay.
You just putt this way.
Probably time that a little bit better.
We'll do it this time.
And go.
Just got to get it in for three. Make par and we live.
All right, it's just a small reset, no big deal.
Chat, should I be shooting the gun more?
I feel like the shotgun is the fucking worst thing ever.
It's like more for defending myself than anything.
feel like the random shit that just jumps out at me safe though easy
about the door
have it out just make it what was that in the fuck
What was that?
Like Slenderman?
Stress is still only 6%.
I'm going to do a room scan first.
It's a bunch of fucking fish.
It's just a bunch of fucking fish.
What is that even doing?
I was that are they gonna stay on the course stress is only 5% buddy you think
this game's fucking hard
Oh, it's just reset me. Okay. It's just reset me a level. No one taking it free. Toast Curl, watching the stream, Arby's when some, a 100 to 18, 22 stream.
You got me through my dad's win against cancer and more, my mom's win against breast cancer. That's awesome. Taser taking it free. You're gonna play a horror game. This is the horror game, buddy.
Naughty Libo and I'm Salvador taking it for the sub. Elite taking it for the sub. Sure, I'm taking it for the five gifted. We got some scarier horror games we're gonna play next week.
Uh, I have a dozen diagnosed mental disorders big to the most affects gets a funny at BPV. So I just say that those problems let me cause
I'm not entirely sure me and I put efforts to make the best version myself every day. Well, that's all you can really do
And I wish you the best GG and honor for the sub believe for the sub chat lock in yeah
And this is what we're doing this and retro rewind today. Stop asking me to play other shit. It's annoying as fuck
This we're doing this in into retro rewind tomorrow. Maybe a little sias at the end of stream tomorrow
Not live Friday for react a Saturday. We're gonna do random games probably a horror game like faculty Island or something more scary
As well as some other random game and content King Sunday reacts Monday
We'd review for 420 into the pop snacks review Tuesday not live
Wednesday is going to be more horror games than a random shit more retro rewind potentially Thursday
React a Friday Geo guest or tournament Saturday reacts like Sunday. Not live May 4th
Next charity stream Trevor project
Block in.
Lock in.
Alright, so one of these fuckers is gonna come running at me.
I don't know if it changed-
BOOM!
Loser.
Fucking put his ass down, alright, eh?
Up my stress a little bit, you think that's gonna fucking piss me off, buddy?
Take a piss on your fucking grave, pal.
Come running at me again with those two fucking nine irons, see what happens.
BOOM!
Just put your head right open like a fucking melon, pal!
Is he randomly gonna run at me every time? Like, is this just gonna keep happening? What are these targets?
Oh my god, they're closing!
What?!
Hole in one!
Don't mind if I do.
I'm gonna buy some cigarettes.
Quick, seg pack.
Next.
I have six shells.
Should I buy shells?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got six for every- everyone I buy. What is this? Just a ramp? Something small?
I'm gonna save- I'm gonna save the shells. I think we need to. We go off this wall, full force.
Ramp in. Ramp in. Ramp in. Oh my god.
Love tap.
Give me those coins.
Next one more and we leave one more and we fucking leave. Let's go
All right, we got a bank it into that hole it pops out these two are like little
Like little bumpers like we're playing pinball and then I got to shoot it through that hole in three shots
So I'm gonna ace this first try
We're gonna ace this first try chat
We should run prediction on whether or not I die each level
Okay
Lined up perfectly don't know how much momentum is needed, but we're gonna go with that
Was that good?
It went in fucking perfect. I don't know how I'm gonna aim it from here and get it in in three
Free shotgun shells didn't beat that
How am I gonna do this?
Like that
Chat, y'all don't know, y'all don't know my eight ball pool days on game pigeon.
I was a fucking menace on game pigeon chat, you don't understand.
Like, there have been rounds where I've won on break, the other opponent doesn't even
get a go.
I can angle these.
Did you know that this place used to be used as an old something?
Well, it used to be until the accident happened.
accident. That's my little playground. What? What did he say it used to be? I wasn't paying attention.
All right. I literally, I know I'm going to get swung on this fucking level. What the hell is this?
Free pack of smokes.
They're gambling.
Where'd the golf guy go?
Oh, hell no.
You didn't find me?
I'll do it again.
That's like a stupid ass, eh?
Get killed by Mr. Golfy.
Can I not shoot Mr. Golfy in the head?
I used to be in an old toy factory, that's what he was saying.
Bro, I got zero dollars?
What?
How do I have zero dollars?
Oh my god, when I die do I lose all of my money?
Wait, that's so fucking lame.
Oh.
Cough cough.
Oh, you're alive.
Shotgun.
It does.
Nothing
If he sees you
and hide
Gov. I should have just coughed. I don't know what I'm doing
Bro, I just want to see it's around here first. I
Can't run very fast though. If he sees me, I'm probably fucking dead, right?
He got that AI ass voice you ain't gonna kill me bitch
Please, Mr. Dolphy!
Don't do this to me once.
I'll do it again.
Bruh, I'm about to just beat these levels and get the fuck out of here.
Or should we sit in that slot machine?
I don't have money anymore. I can't spend the slot machine.
Stress is still fairly low.
How do I start the level?
Oh my god, if I get four shots?
Yeah.
What?
What if he walks over here?
Am I just dead?
Do I have to time when Mr. Golfy pulls up?
Fuck that guy, I'm not scared of him.
I'm thinking I'm gonna get fucking killed by Mr. Golfy.
Jackass.
Easy.
How many more?
If he runs at me, it depends which way, oh there he is.
Oh my god, wait this is free.
This is so free, he's not even near me.
Oh my god.
We gotta go now.
How do I do this? Full force?
Wait.
If he's coming up on that side, where is he?
Mr. Coffee!
I want to spend this long machine.
Mr. Coffee, no!
Shoot him, it does nothing.
Where are you hiding?
Where are you hiding? Where are you staring right at me? Dude, I can't see out of the fucking
locker. You see he has like staples on his asshole. What's that about? What? He can see
You see me through the wall?
No, that's so fucking lame.
You can't hide forever.
Buddy, I'm hiding right now.
You're not killing me.
Why are you looking at his ass?
Because he was walking away.
He's got a bulbous ass.
What are you talking about, dude?
He's a ball.
I hate to see you go,
but I'd love to see you leave, Mr. Golfy.
Sorry. That was inappropriate.
Did you see me? What the fuck was that about?
Did you see me?
I hear him over there.
I'm starting to freak for fuck out. One more level and we leave.
One more level.
Oh my god, what is this bullshit?
This one actually looks so easy.
Ready? I gotta go for it.
Slow. Ready?
Oh, it's so chopped. It's so chopped. It's so chopped. It's so chopped.
Yes.
Woooah!
Give me my coin, I'm fucking leaving.
Where is he?
Oh, we should buy stuff.
Oh my god.
I have a package of books for fine.
See you later, Mr. Golfy!
Oh my god.
Oh, I need to hit the slot machine.
It's fine, it's fine.
There'll be another one.
I should've gambled the...
We only have four bucks now.
Wait, see, how do I only have four dollars?
Oh, because that's what I got from...
I'm sorry.
This area doesn't have any electricity.
Oh, that's awesome.
Done already.
I left a flashlight for you.
Yeah, lemme guess, some other fucking Mr. Golfy type...
What is that?
I'm going up to it.
Alright, so we probably could've predicted that.
get killed by Pangu. I got Pangu. I got tagged. Oh!
I still have 15% sanity. See, why did I keep my money on this one?
Bro, should we roll around the area too?
Do you think Pingu will run at me?
And what's in these wooden boxes?
That's what it's like-
Yo!
Smoke.
Mots, time out, Chackley.
I miss horsey game immensely. Okay, bro. Go watch another play through horsey game, big dog
We already played it for like fucking three hours. I'm not playing that shit again
What about horsey game what's horsey game
Bro what four shots I have to rent how am I gonna ramp that?
In what world?
I gotta like slow hit it up
And then we gotta ramp it
Well, where's pangu?
Does he just get closer I don't understand
I'm like actually freaking the fuck out I have one more shot was that for I have one
more I thought I saw a penguin I thought I saw a penguin no I'm actually tweaking I'm
I'm actually tweaking just a minute, just tap it.
Oh my God, just tap it, fuck it.
Oh, my God, my God!
Oh my God, and there's human heads.
Dude, what am I playing, whack-a-mole?
Is he actually like an endo?
Oh, he is like an endo, this little fucker.
All right, come over here.
Bro, I hate that they added this fucker into the game.
That like ruins it for me.
And he's standing in the middle of the course.
I mean, unsportsmanlike, to say the least.
You know?
Try looking away.
Bro, I need to take my shot.
And he's in the way.
Thank you.
Bro.
You mind?
I need him, bro, and he just keeps getting closer.
I need to run, I need to run him, bro.
Where is he?
Come over here, Pengu!
One, two, three.
He's stuck.
PENGU.
And see, now he's being an asshole.
Oh my God, whatever.
Yo, he's inching forward.
Look.
Right, he's getting closer.
Look at how fast he moves.
How am I going to hit the ball?
One to the face, dick.
Get over here.
Follow me this way.
Thank you.
Bro, I need him.
Good, good pangoo, good pangoo, good pangoo.
Oh my god, but he's right next to me and I have to turn around when I hit the ball.
dude this is impossible oh my god that scared the shit out of me holy that's
scared the fuck out of me thank you come over this way I need him to be on
like the other side of the fucking building two three four five turn where
you go bro he's just camping man you're a fucking loser how do I think this is
This is making the game impossible.
How do I win this?
I don't pay the six bucks and change the fucking course.
Turn around longer.
One, two, three, four, five.
Bro.
Where the fuck did he go?
Oh.
Dude.
All right.
We're going to bring him all the way to the hell over here.
Oh, there he is.
One, two, three.
One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three.
OK.
That's safe.
Now, we keep walking in his direction.
You should be facing me now. He's facing away.
That gives me enough time to hit the ball, right?
Go quick.
Oh my god!
He's gonna be right.
Oh, he's right there!
He's right there!
Oh my god, stop!
Okay, go quick.
Go quick.
Go quick, go quick, go quick, go quick.
Go quick!
Fuck!
Where is he?
Okay, ready?
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Alright, was that two? That was two done. One more.
Be an easy course. Be an easy course.
Broooo! What the fuck is this?
Alright, we gotta walk the tango back over here again.
What? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I'm just scared.
Why is he facing that way?
This stupid fuck.
really slow. I've noticed that. Yeah. He is not very quick.
See, but he's like right there. Like, I'm gonna have to angle my
shot so well. All right, quick.
It's cocked.
So cocked. It's so cocked. It's so fucking cocked. I mean,
I'm gonna have to like beat beam it off this wall
Oh my god, that worked no way
That was two shots, so I need to make it in two. I need to make it in two
We could leave this stupid fucking room with Pango
You got to go quicker well, I need to shoot that gate up
I need to shoot that gate up and hit it through and then make it in one. I'm gonna bring them all the way over here
One two three four five one two three one two three one two three
Stupid fuck
Ready
Easy.
We just gotta make it in.
We just gotta make it in, we leave.
Get me the fuck outta here!
Oh, weee!
See ya, Pangu!
Oh my God, that was horrible, the fat guy.
I mean, that was like the most, that was the most meticulous round of gulp.
What's happening?
Those are the most meticulous round of golf ever.
How many are there?
Don't be in another dark room.
Woo!
I don't like this.
Hold on.
I'm going to see how many rounds are there.
What is the name of this game?
What's up everybody? My play through is an hour long. Oh I am fucking cocked chat. Wait.
We're kind of close
Wait, we're kind of close. I don't think there's that many. I think there might be like two more rounds left
What the fuck
That's cheap! That's fucking cheap!
Hey, he smoked right on top of me! How am I supposed to fucking hit him, dude?
You asked me that with a fucking pitching wedge?
I'm eating that! No, I'm not.
I'm not eating that.
Admittedly, I'm not eating that.
I don't know.
Alright, let's go this way.
I don't think I'm gonna make it mother forgive me but your daddy shit
wait oh thanks for the money
all right there's no what what why can I go back in
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
The fucking nerves of steel smoky cigarette. My god I flicked him!
Bring my sanity back bro please. I need to go buy more cigarettes.
I
To pack smoke them all fuck with that
Why does my stress at 24 again did that fucking scared me?
All right, you'll start the whole cheese back in zero
You know it
Where?
All right, we've cleared this room I think. These holes look really hard though.
I have four shots. I gotta ramp this and there's air blocking me. What is that up there?
What world am I hitting? What world am I chipping the ball that far?
I think I just went oh my god
Oh my god, you have to hold it you have to hold it
Ready you got a time at right after the air
That's good, that's good it's bad
We're gonna go for it
How the fuck are you supposed I should have paid the money to switch the whole how the fuck are you supposed to do that
been gambling on Drap Kings I'm up 10k that's awesome Sandy thinking of the tier 3 Jesse acts who's and lost they give us up
pull out brother you're up man get out well get out while you're a fucking 10k
awesome all right yeah we gotta clear these levels real quick
I don't think I'm gonna make it mother forgive me
still smoking. Sanities, not bad. One drops. Where is he? Got him. I think there's one more.
And then we go. Yeah. All right. Three drop. Three drop. I'm fucking dead. No, I'm not.
I'm go to. All right. Run it. Don't be the same hole. Don't be the same hole. Don't
Don't be the same hole. Don't be the same hole.
Side ramp the wall? How am I ramping up to that chat is what I'm saying. How am I hitting it up there? That's not possible.
I had to pass that.
I just got to wait and we got to hit it straight.
this ready now go click go click go click no it's doable it's doable it's
doable it's doable it's doable it's doable you just got it dude I gotta run
Run right to the ball.
Uh, where's the ball?
What?
Bro, that counted as a shot.
Go, go, go.
Go. Go.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Right here. This is the one.
It's kind of like wallets still smoking. You gotta go.
I just need to put more effort in and do it.
That's what it was. Ready?
Now. Go.
Oh my god, go.
You stupid fuck! I'm dead again!
I'm hiding.
Oh, wallhacks! How did I just get shot through fucking concrete barriers, buddy?
Mothban? KD? KDE? Weird. Taser thinking of the 3. Lost Colby and dummy for the sub taser
of the three. Switch the hole? No. Yo, we got this shit systematic. Two faxes in those.
Two.
We get through this shit chat, ready?
One drops.
I mean, it's just fucking stupid.
I mean, like, can we agree on that? Like, that's not even like a skill-diff.
It's like, he falls right in front of me, I got a fucking shot at him twice in the face.
He- his arms are fucking, uh, nine irons.
Open the door.
I'm speedrunning.
What, and that scared the shit out of me more than the other time, so now I'm hallucinating?
Like, what the fuck?
Keep smoking.
What's that?
Keep smoking.
Bait it.
One more.
Let's go.
I get it now.
We're gonna win this.
There's coins on dead bodies, actually.
I could change the whole, but I feel like we've done this half any times that it's
like I should wait it's free oh my god wait it's free what I don't want that
though I feel like I just want to ramp it what the hell did I just hit that
Counts as an X?
There it is.
Now?
No way.
Oh my God.
I thought I was gonna die.
Oh my God, we have one done.
Holy, they blasted me.
Don't give me that other bullshit, please.
Don't tell me it's just the same three holes.
What?
This one I could side ramp.
This one I really could side ramp.
I feel like I'd want to play it safe though.
Okay, that's not why you're safe.
Like this.
That's the ump that you need.
We're gone for it scared money don't make money
Mothpan, no good. I think of the three. Can you give me advice? My best friend started
going out with my axe and got her pregnant and they kept the kid and he was my only friend.
I probably stopped being friends with him. Mentioned down me with a sub. I don't really
know. I can't really give you advice there, man. It's a very complicated situation.
your best friend got your axe pregnant and now they're having a kid don't
really know what I can tell you man. There's literally nothing I can tell you.
Like being so real.
I'm sorry you're going through that though man.
Why did I hear that guy just died? Why did I just hear somebody moan?
Oh my god, stop.
Alright, start this shit. Start this bullshit.
Give me those stupid fucking holes, I dare you.
Oh, you think I'm not ready?
I've practiced this, buddy.
And I've mastered what I need to get done.
Ready? Let's go.
Or I just hold it off rep.
That's also the way you went.
Now.
Oh my god, you're fucking joking.
Light work.
Fucking light work.
Next.
Oh, fist me.
Fess me
What what what what
It was safe, you know?
Bro, this game, yo, this game is getting a middle thumb for me, you know?
It's not getting the thumbs up. It's not getting the thumbs down. That's just fucking lame though.
I mean, like, I am literally on par with my golf game. I mean, some would even say I'm prime 2000s
Tiger Woods, you know? And that was like the shot up lifetime. I literally bank it into the side hole.
It should be a home one. It's not. It doesn't even matter. I still have fucking four shots left,
and I don't. Hello.
I
Don't think I'm gonna make it nobody cares buddy. Holy shit. You've died like 15 fucking times. Oh my god keep smoking
How did he eat that
Come at me
Start this shit. Start this fucking bullshit. Have I failed yet on some- bro.
I'm changing the fucking hole if it's that stupid ramp.
I am changing the hole if it's that stupid fucking ramp.
NO!
This is even worse.
Genuinely.
Oh my god, maybe not.
Oh my god, go did oh my god go did and we got half our money back get me the fuck out of this level
Get me the fuck out of this level. I'm swinging anything that tries to hurt me
go
See I know I actually would have tabbed out of the fucking game
I actually would have tabbed out of a fucking game. No, that is so lame, dude
They tried to actually just cheat kill me right there
That is so stupid. I can't believe that.
Dude, don't tell me Pengu's here.
So, Shaft, just play the whole of me, man, literally.
If Pangu's here, I swear.
Bro, it seems like everything's here.
If Pangu's here, I need to check.
AHHHHHHH!
What?!
Oh my god.
Mr. Coffee!
Mr. Coffee, no!
You can't hide forever.
I actually can't hide forever because you never even see me in here.
Alright, let's just play the rock.
Grow.
Can you do the fast track?
I think I need to.
It's not angled very well for it though.
Is it?
Is it in?
You hit my own ball! You're such an ass, man!
I think it just hit- wait, no! He didn't even hit me with a ball! What just happened?
Big Mr. Butter Brick warrior, Dio, and Joe for the sub-infagant of the three.
Why Mr. Golfy kinda, you think Mr. Golfy's bad?
I could put in a good word.
Me and him are quote unquote boys like that.
I don't like this I don't like this at all bro no way you see me yo you're such a
Chud this guy's actually a fucking loser mr. Golfy could go fist himself
Find you
I'll find you I'll find you again. I'm mr. Golfy. I'm mr. Golfy. I'm gonna look for you
Mr. Golfy here, I'll find you
And I'll kill you
Okay, Liam Neeson
I think I take it slow, okay, we get up on the hill and
Then don't don't roll down don't roll down good and we have two more shots or like three more shots actually
I don't even care about the money
Why do I...
You can't hide...
forever.
Do you think the gun's like a stun even?
Or is it actually just nothing?
Oh, is this the second hall?
Oh, no, it's not.
All right, I only need two more.
Oh, it's this bullshit.
Is he coming back again?
Oh my god.
Land.
YESSSSS!
Oh my god, there's a whole one.
Literally one more.
Alright, it's going backwards on the track.
So I'm going to have to ramp it into that side.
After that, I have to ramp again.
Oh my god, I actually just shut it out.
I actually just shut it out like crazy.
That's actually unreal.
And I did it again.
It might be GGs.
Oh my god it's not.
Oh my god it's not. It seems alive.
Slow.
I'm giving this one more try I'm giving this one more fucking try and then I'm
actually just straight up giving up like this is this is the most annoying
Shit effort bro. I'm on the fucking masters course right now. Am I in Georgia?
Am I in Georgia right now playing in the fucking masters?
Where's my green coat for this fucking performance because I mean like I don't even I don't even understand
How this is happening?
Beautiful ramp. Beautiful ramp. We're actually tapped in. I don't even care if we see you
here right now. Yeah, come for me. Paws! Paws! Sorry, that took me out of it.
You can't hide forever.
Is there a story behind this game?
I'm in debt and now Mr. Golfy is making me play Putt-Putt to save my life.
That's the story.
Regalese, believe it or not.
One, we have five shots.
Two, that's bad, that's really bad, that's really bad.
Three, that's really bad, that's really bad,
that's really bad.
Is he gonna see me?
Does he walk off all the way over there?
Oh my God, he does.
He hasn't seen me.
I have two shots to get in there so I have to ramp at this one.
I don't know if this is rampable here.
We're gonna rescue it, and I have to hold it.
It's not a problem, it's not a problem, it's not a problem.
It just counts as an X.
Hold that. Oh my god, you suck.
One down, one down, one down, one down, one down.
One down, two more. What is this?
I mean, this is literally, I'm in the fucking all-star game right now, Chad.
This is unreal. Is that water? How am I supposed to get all the way over here?
Change hole. How much money do I have? I have $4. It's fucking over. I don't even understand where I'm supposed to go.
Can I just ramp it all the way over there? I want to try that.
Oh my god, what a shot.
Oh my god!
Please, please, please, please!
What?! What?! What?! He never sees you!
Mr. Golfy doesn't fucking see you when you walk into a locker!
Hold on, I'm gonna pass out.
I'm gonna pass out, I'm gonna pass out.
I'm gonna pass out, I can't believe that.
I hit the shot of my life right there and then it's over.
It doesn't even matter. All right last try. Dude it's gonna be that bullshit level again.
how many shots do I have?
four.
no.
okay good.
that's a hit.
go dude.
he's coming.
Oh, this one's terrible. Oh, this one's terrible.
Oh my god, he's right there.
That's fine. I don't even care.
I have five fucking shots.
That's good.
That's actually really good.
I'm gonna cap it a little bit just so I have more dead on.
One more shot.
Oh my god, one more hole.
Please. Be easy. Easy. Don't be the water level.
Oh no. This one's bad.
I just need to get out and he's walking that way oh my god oh my god is that over is that
game who the fuck are you what the dude no I'm giving this one try I'm giving
this one try and then it's actually that it's actually just fucking straight
chopped what is this and what are these oh my god I can't walk in that direction
or I die oh my god no when I trigger the red line it'll shoot
one more.
All right, one more.
One more.
All right.
You scared me the first time, but now you're kind of like a spirit Halloween character
that kind of just stands out in the front, not as scary, you know. It's good for one time.
Wait, this actually isn't that... It's like a hard golf level, but it's not super annoying.
How am I supposed to get past this?
Oh, I saw four shots.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill out, chill out, chill out.
I got a goodbye cigarettes.
What?
Oh, my bro.
Oh, my God, a bro.
road. Be a simple level. Ready? Now. Okay. Two. Three.
Don't go in the red. Don't go in the red. Oh my god. Okay. When it's not looking at me.
Now.
This is stressful. Oh, this is horrid. Because now I'm gonna be, I'm not gonna be able to control it. It's just gonna go off.
So I kind of have to just be lucky
All right. Well, what aim the first shot buddy?
Hi, okay, I literally shot it off the map
Not ideal a little less bumps there, okay
That's good
Okay, that's not good. Let's stop doing that
There's only one more red, and I can hit it off this.
So as long as these two aren't aimed at me, we're good.
Oh my god, we're fucking good.
Can I fucking-
Oh, no fucking way!
I am done!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm fucking done.
No, that's actually so fucking stupid.
That is the dumbest shit ever,
that's getting a negative review.
That's getting, that actually right there
is getting a negative review.
Nope, nope, I'm done, I'm done.
And he bursts out of the fucking box.
Yeah, you're a jackass.
You're a jackass, uninstall.
Uninstall.
Oh, you're fucking, oh, you're a troll ass, Deb.
What the hell was that?
I'm going to pass.
Now we're going to hop into retro rewind.
Count me down.
Oh my god, I'm loosing my voice.
Sorry dealing with stupid fucking ad bullshit. Oh my god. I'm losing my voice. Oh
My gosh
Hold up
Oh my god.
Don't crash out Joe.
Don't crash out.
Hold up. I'm going to play a song real quick. I'm going to be another 30 seconds.
I'm on that calculations you're taking a shit hide and eat of the sub doofus for the three
are you're more than entertainment you're a light in people's worlds thank you I'm
thinking of the three you keep me through tough times thank you can and JMO of the
would Bay and Rem think of the sub I, I, R, Cove, P, P, and Tub
think of the sub Sour, Mr. Butter, Tan,
Brick Warrior and Taser think of the three,
Dummy and Mitch with the sub Lin, think of the three,
and it's J, think of the sub A, A-Ron,
think of the, the sub as well.
Can I get a happy birthday?
Kinda defeats the purpose of getting a happy birthday
if you ask for one, but happy birthday.
I
Don't judge it like when chatters tell me it's their birthday
I'm gonna say happy birthday
Cuz like obviously I wouldn't know it's your birthday cuz I don't know you but like when people
I feel like it's different when people go hey Joe
It's my birthday today cuz it's like you're not asking me to say happy birthday, but you're kind of implying it
Versus just flat out being like can you tell me happy birthday?
do you know what I mean? Like when a chatter goes, it's my birthday. I'm gonna go happy birthday.
But when you say, tell me happy birthday. Like in both scenarios, you're asking me to say happy
birthday. But one is like so direct that it's like, bro, is are are you getting value out of me
saying it now? You know what I mean? versus in three, would you ever do DM to your salvia?
I almost did Salvia.
Probably not.
I would do like a low dose of acid.
I don't think I would do Salvia or DMT.
I actually give it a sub. I don't know if they give it a 3.
I think I'd tweak out.
Maybe like later in life, like, you know, like eight years down the line,
I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'd try like DMT or some shit.
But I don't know.
I think I would try peyote.
I would try LSD.
Um
Bro, we were talking about mushrooms and I was like damn man. I have a mushroom forever
But you do in DMT now. I think I'd fucking freak out. Oh
I think it'd be bad. Don't do drugs by the way
Drugs are bad drugs are bad
Salvia and DMT could lose your fucking mind as well dare
I think dare was a terrible program to get people to not do drugs
I think realistically the idea of like
This is how I approach it
I don't think you should do illegal drugs I don't think you should do any drugs until you're of legal age to do them if they are legal like marijuana and you should know the downsides of them however I'm not going to put on this fucking
fucking stupid facade that I don't get high six days a week, okay?
I'm not going to sit here and fucking act like, oh, drugs are bad, drinking is terrible
for you.
You shouldn't do it.
Yeah, it is.
I still get drunk and get high, right?
So I'm not going to like, I think that's what's worse because you got to keep in
mine, bro, like an impressionable audience isn't stupid, you know, like, if you go getting
highs bad, and then like, you get high five days a week, you look like a bum, right?
Like, you're just spewing shit, like, I'm going to tell you, yo, I've done Kraytem,
I get high a lot, right?
Like, I'm just being real.
I don't think you should.
I think it's bad for you.
I openly say that, but at the same time, I'm not going to be like, oh, you know,
Oh, I would never I would never do mushrooms. No, I have
So I fucking tell you
I'm losing my voice was I crashing out that bad during that fucking game. I
Feel like I sound different. I
Don't know taking it three, but he rather never be able to get drunk or high again drunk
I I could I could go the rest of my life without getting drunk
I've never done any type of lucid gen
Interest in what Salvia trip is like it'd be horrible
Been watching a little appreciate what you're doing stand up for everybody. Don't let those rivers talk mr.
Meeseeks they give the thousand these day 97 watchtree bongo for the subrusses for the three
You sound cuter this way
All right retro rewind time we're gonna rip retro rewind right now actually split schedule after that. I'm not live tomorrow
Friday React Day, Saturday random games, we're going to be probably doing a horror random game and content game.
Sunday Reacts, Monday we're going to do the mystery weed box into the pop snacks review. Tuesday not live.
Wednesday next week. Horror games, random games.
Next Thursday, Reacts and philosophy. Next Friday, Geogas or Twitch Rivals.
Next Saturday Reacts, next Sunday not live.
live May 4th probably Trevor Project charity stream Matthew Chasteno's and
then I'm going to the 7th to the 11th I'm going for like five days this is outside
of off days filming a video with Jack you provide to me with console this is
you during times in you won't get deep into it you help me challenge my own
beliefs I'm glad to be able to help I hope you're right mark take it in the
thousand he's love your streams I watch makes my shitty day better I'm
I'm sorry you had a shitty day, but I hope I'm able to help.
Don't you think, wait, don't want to do D&T
in case it disrupts the natural D&T when you die,
what do you think?
Well, you might get hit by a car and die on impact, so.
Your logic is slightly flawed.
You're banking that you're gonna die a slow death.
Heater for the self.
You might have a heart attack and just,
ooh, and then die.
very quickly. So, you don't really know. Anyways, Chuck, we're back. Retro rewind, yet again.
Bart's Busters. Open for business. Really cranking adult movies right now. We have our first employee.
Now the boss is here. Everybody pretend to work. You're the only employee, jackass. And he's also
really good at his job. So I'll let him banter with me. I pay him the hefty penny though.
give him like 60 bucks a day in the 70s. Anyways, we have our first employee, Dylan, favorite movie to
play and drop out, very fast worker, very good at his job, he's returning the movies, he's great at
the return job, so then I kind of just man the checkout counter and we focus on upgrades.
Today is Sunday that we're in the game, we have a plus 80% sci-fi movie rental coming up,
And level wise, we almost have the popcorn machine. We also just unlocked romance movies
Which we've been stocking up. Let's see if we can actually get some other ones. We also have a new
We have new movies bad dreams on Mel Road the horror as well as
The color violet which I think might not even be new anymore
Last day
I kind of want to buy more romance movies because we're kind of laughing on
The rest I think we saved we got to move our face cam down your right
Well, we almost have the popcorn machine we're level it up like crazy
Is this like Potter a water park sin? Yeah, but it doesn't suck
water park sin was like pulling teeth at day three every four minutes some kid
would be drowning let him die you know how many you're in the kiddie pool
brother I've we got nine people drowning in water parks in at once I mean like
how is that half like why are you coming to the water park if you can't
swim like that's it was it was just bothering me I could also hand out
flyers we're gonna get more customers
big day for sorry I don't know VHS player
ooh what's that you're stuck in the fucking
fifties here pal nice haircut loser are
you already coming to the movies for
how about you you want to catch up see
you love that oh what about you man
on the bar it's busters we have a
wonderful selection of movies oh my
god I haven't been re-stocking my
snacks we're gonna need to get another snack cabinet soon I also think I could
expand soon right or is that over here wait no it's right here how much is it
oh my god a thousand dollars to expand I'm a broke shug right now we need to
get our money up where's my co-worker oh there he is excuse me sir do you have
something chasing my organ in the sky oh just a reservation here it is oh is
Is that a, just settle down, pal.
Keep it in your pants till you get home, buddy.
Is that a porno?
I think it is.
Kissing my heart in the sky.
That might be a romance.
Red chimp juice.
Oh, did that guy just rent red chimp juice?
I wasn't even paying attention.
That is still our best election.
I'm happy nobody's broken yet.
Don't wanna jinx it, though.
Oh my god, wait. Oh no, it's a romance movie. Kissing my organ.
Oh, late rental, buddy. Oh, I have a, I have a wait fee.
Okay, that if you say so. I'll be more careful next time.
Oh, don't keep those coffee dog eyes, buddy. It's all right.
Just gotta pay me two dollars every time it's late. No big deal.
Oh, sorry, get the phone call. Hello.
I like movies, I really like movies, I might have a problem.
Fucking hang up jackass.
I really like movies, oh that's awesome man, maybe come fucking back one instead of calling me.
Why are they both just stiffening?
Dude, I can't wait till we have a cotton candy machine, you see that shit?
Oh my god.
That's gonna be absolute cinema.
Last episode we fucking uh, we bought a TV for no reason, turns out it actually does nothing.
It counts as- why did I buy it? It didn't count as a station. What was it?
I forget why I bought a TV station. It was actually useless. I lost like a hundred dollars.
Dog alien invasion. Oh, those sells for a lot. Yes, seven dollars on new movie rentals.
Fourteen bucks on two movies. Worst steam rolling. Yo, is he taking a shit break?
buddy movies to restock now come on come on we're burning daylight buddy it's 2
p.m. how long's your fucking lunch break I mean be he's taking a dump
taking way too long up he's back there we go shit in his pants too I haven't
bought toilet paper for this place for a couple of months tell him to bring his
and he never does I hear the sink running for a long time. I think he's just washing his ass in the fucking toilet
Or not in the toilet in the sink
Because we don't have a day. Oh, there's no saying
Wow
Employees are not washing their hands. We don't have a sink in the entire fucking store. Oh my god
He's just touching it with his boot pants. That's disgusting. Oh, we have a broken table
Yikes, gotta get out more flyers
Come to the movie store? Come to the movie store? Come to the movie store?
Sweet! I'll check it out!
And they just come by. Bunch of bums. No job.
You just taking a f-f-sunday.
Too quick to judge. Sorry.
Rainbow smoothie!
That's 11 life on the edge.
375 for the slush. Almost made our money back in the slush machine. Yeah, you gotta put your shit down, Jackass, we got a lot of people behind you.
Clown space squadron, that's a good one. Literary spikes, W, W customer. Oh, hello. So, an adult movie. You got one to suggest? Yeah, sure thing, Nicholas.
That uncle under arrest it's an instant classic a lot of bush in that one
Sorry
Three bucks
Well it's time to die out that's spanning.
Zack followed you 12 minutes ago that's sick.
I don't know who Zack is.
Jerkin prime for the sub jarrett for the subonga of the three.
test because I know you don't like it let me put a message I was gonna say ask
if you watch the boys if so what's your favorite character I have not seen
an inflexible what's the first episode and that was it I don't have a favorite
or at least favorite character watch the first episode just straw straight cock
you just pulled his pants down in front of somebody else like whoa
oh haven't watched it since then I am a really good at starting shows and
never finishing them halfway through Dexter halfway through fallout halfway
through just like a million shows man never finished MHA never finished what
else AOT never finished what's the one where he has a sword and he levels up
life is too short to watch a bad cinema give me a good movie good romance
film. No, not overflow. So low leveling. I watched the first season of that in dub
and then the second season was in sub and I was like I'm not watching. I was like
ah I can't I can't switch. Dude because I constantly eat while I watch shows so I
need to be able to hear it. Wasn't overflows overflow good?
second season's in dub now it is I just want more enemies like mob psycho some
shit that's like two seasons fucking like 20 episodes I just crush it in like a
week I can't get into the shit that's like long-term like a one piece too much
bro do we close at 8 p.m. on a sunday or we dead-ass
they get no money $155 are you serious
oh it's robotic invention we're gonna check
okay okay okay Wally okay Wally up Drake that's fucking sick
probably sell no snacks man like what the fuck
alright sell that whoa get out of my face Dylan Jesus
ever heard a fucking personal space man keep root for Jesus ah I'm gonna buy
another snack cabinet
God, that's way too money.
I want to sell every snack.
Crunch zillas moon bikes moon beam ice cream sweetbusters and Freddy cheese sticks now we
got a good slap snack selection but we're still missing so many should I buy more sci-fi
movies are there any deals on new movie bundles? 10 random movies for a hundred
bucks? Space fashion man, you need that.
10 movies for a hundred bucks is a pretty bad deal. Most of the time they're gonna be pretty
choppy movies. Yeah you're doing a great job rewinding these movies. I'm gonna need
to stock them quicker though, we're already opening up. And today's a big
Sci-Fi sale movie. I'm gonna need to get those on the shelf first and foremost. Thank you
We already have two customers pulling up
It's usually sir. You come to the movie store up. You already fucked me every time. Oh my god. Everybody's coming to the movie store
What is happening?
Right at the start of the day these customers know how to get them there may be some time check
Beautiful renters
Yo, hurry up, bro. Oh my god
Who broke that?
Is that an adult bro, you're it's 8am you're running the leaky plumber
Jesus 8am bright and early to goon. Give it a rest
What do you play next the last thing we're playing today
Or 50
I'm gonna help these customers first and I don't know why you gave me that
More kind reggae. Hello. I'm gonna pick up the movie bad dreams on Mel Road. I've reserved. Oh, I'm sorry to keep you late
Wow
Bro, oh my god, he's fent folding in the middle of the fucking in the middle of the movie store
How do you fall asleep standing up like that? Are you a horse?
That's not even a slacker, but he's probably on drugs
What the fuck
I see him going with the wind. Yeah, I'll reserve.
Oh my God, see, the snack.
The snack investment was worth it.
Every single person buying a snack.
Oh my God, everybody loves the moon by chocolate bars.
You got to pay me.
I know I returned my late, my last rental, but the movie was so good.
Probably should have ended it for longer than.
Stupid fucking excuse
Get the cotton candy, I'm not high enough level cherry slosh not a bad show
Out of any single flavor, I'm probably going with that
Love a cherry slushie
75 excuse me sir. I'm down to the win. Yo, this is a great customer
He always comes in he was served something he always buys something extra as well
keep a bruise as the aisles you know something guaranteed don't care I'm the
one to blame I guess you have the same exact excuse as the other lady
peruses the aisles get something extra you know he's one movie on lock he knows
he's gonna get and then another that it's just like oh this might be good
Bro, where's my guy?
What is he fucking doing?
Here.
Bro, he's just not working.
Should I fucking fire his ass?
Oh, what company movies he has to fucking return?
Oh, hell no.
Do your job drama drama drama drama horror drama adult
action
What new release movie yeah, there's a fucking sign right there. Where is it here?
Sorry to keep you waiting there. I know it's a big sci-fi movie day
Well 50 there you are
I think we stay open late on a Monday Tuesday. We'll be able to have the movie dealer as well
We at least have to unlock the popcorn machine what movie genre how are there that many new movie genres?
Movie genre movie genre movie genre movie genre clearance been what is the clearance been for old old movies?
All I need is my organ
there you are probably porn now the clear to do the porn the porn sells for a
lot those are the best movies to sell they sell for like eight bucks for
rentals or some shit all the other stuff like new movies sell for a lot of
the rest of something like $4 I think it actually shows it here yeah no adult
movies are basics they're better than everything but new releases
Ooh grape slosh
This also actually is probably the concession stands the best investment because you never have to refill it
Like this snack drawer. I have to put 150 in and I have good margins
But I have to buy the chips every time whereas that I buy it one time and I could just sell it infinitely
Late-fee late-fee buddy. Yeah, thank you
Beyond with your day, I think we're actually making probably like 300 bucks today.
It's a good profit day.
I've been promoting to the customers enough.
Excuse me, ma'am!
Come to the movie store, come to the movie store, come to the movie store.
Oh, one for three.
Badgerings on Mel Road.
Oh, it just came out.
one yeah literally body of your sunglasses on $80 I love when the phone
just randomly gives you money it's awesome I think I just gave that woman
extra change and she only rented one movie how long you playing this for
probably another like 30 40 minutes another few days at least I'm gonna
to get a level up. Doing a little mini series of this game. Oh no, no, I'm flavor OJ, uh,
Surapapa and Amina for the stuff. I love how the music gets just super epic randomly.
She already has a bag. I don't know if we're getting any more customers. Did I pay for
this thing hey you want a movie jackass I guess not the tobacco reserve yeah there
is oh wow we stay open pretty late on a Monday I think we close at 10 not many
people are outside we're probably not gonna get any more customers blue
Razz. Can I pay somebody to man concessions at some point? I don't need to do that. I
feel like it's very easy to make those, but at some point when I have like all three running,
now I think it would just be cashier, because cashier has to make it. Free bad critic movies.
Wow, you have horrible taste.
Bro's favorite movie is the live-action
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The movie I just returned is broken.
My baby thought it was a toy
and was smashing the tape on the floor.
It was an accident.
Oh, well, your baby's a stupid fuck
and now you have to pay for the fucking movie.
I guess I'm the one to blame, yep, thanks.
$20, you think I'm gonna let that shit slide?
20 bucks, you're crazy.
You broke the movie.
Maybe a late fee, I'd go, oh, you know.
My baby died.
I'd go, oh, shit, that's very sad.
Can I have my two dollars?
I mean, it's just business.
You know, at the end of the day, it's already a deal.
You need my money.
Thank you.
Usually, the VOD blocks are gonna tune in with a string
Thank you big and people smile man. Thank you and howling thing of the thousand bees. I'm gonna look up thing of the sub
Yeah, we made money today
276 profit
Wow, yeah, we level up tomorrow
And we get and we get the adult movie dealer tomorrow
Maybe I'm back at 9 p.m. Yeah
Yeah, let's hurry up. Rough night falls. You look tired this morning. Hey, buddy, you look tired. You get a clock in. There we go. Let's start. Let's get it. Step in. Hey, bud, start bringing those movies back in.
Yeah, let's get to work. Let's see how fast he goes.
It's not bad pacing. We'll open up.
I didn't check for any new movies
What's the last movie you watched? Ah pizza movie yesterday
The one where they trip on mushrooms. It's on Hulu great movie
Great movie. I might add
All by raw all by romance movie don't have many romance movies
Of course you liked it Rose it really it was a really good movie at the guy from the Goldbergs and
and
Matarazzo from Stranger Things and it had a lot of like podcasters and comedians to
the guy that dressed like the Grinch
There's a good fucking movie man. What's called pizza movie pizza movies the worst movie I've ever seen
Yeah, well, you just don't understand it
Yo, yo, I could tell a person's vibes based on whether or not they enjoy piece of movie.
If they say no.
Bad vibes, brother.
What the fuck?
I
Step on a bomb me like that nobody wants crunched illa apparently
Crunched illa sucks
Everybody likes moon bike chocolate bars. Yo, this old man comes in and rents stephart every time
Literally every time I think you should just buy the film at that point. It's like what are we doing?
And out some more flyers got to market ourselves while chat so you get more customers marketing is everything in the business world
There we go see new customer just like that double new customer come up for three
I wish I could shoot him when do I unlock a gun please watch Vinland saga
no thank you for the thousand but he's a probably not gonna watch it in the
I'll hold a piece of sleep on the job
Lenin I
Know it's line
Why well line a line slushie would be better who double late fee
Don't care man. You gotta pay you gotta pay the double late fee
I'm not giving a shit what the excuse is man too late in a row. Maybe one
I'd let it slide especially if you're a return customer, but come on
What the fuck?
You see double adult movie, $12 rental, that's how you rake the cash in chat.
Yo, you gotta hurry up, bro.
We have nothing on the shelves, dude.
People are literally ripping everything off the shelf.
I need you to pick up the pace here, pal.
Please.
I gotta buy all these adult movies later, too.
I hope you have more for selection.
Last time you only had like two.
Bro, you broke it, don't care.
I break your duty, how dare you accuse me of vandalism.
This fee is unacceptable.
Well, Amanda, the movie's broke,
so you're gonna fucking pay for it.
You just lost a cost to there.
Okay, well, I just made the money back that you just broke,
or that you just fucking not broke,
that you cost me with a $20 duty.
It actually kind of is taxed for me
to rent a bunch of $6 movies,
have everybody break them
and then charge them $20 for a broken T.
Hey.
Just some movies I buy are like $20.
Some are just like eight buck movies.
Like some of these are really cheap.
Like that's a $9 movie.
The scary philosopher in the cornfield.
Have to buy that.
Have to.
Put that up.
Somebody will rent it today, I guarantee it.
Yeah, come check us out, bro. I see you're looking through the window.
Oh! Oh! I have no idea.
Hmm. What up?
Not tolerate you renting adult movies to my husband.
Do you understand?
Well, maybe your husband should stop coming to rent the movies,
or maybe you watch it with him to spice up your sex life.
I don't know. Jesus.
I'm not a fucking couple's counselor.
Figure out your own problems.
Science section in old.
Oh my god, we just found a whale chat. Get them on Raid Shadow Legends. They just lost five things from us.
Holy! Yo, come back tomorrow, please.
One movie.
Broke.
I love this guy.
Here you go, come.
This guy always comes in, rents two sci-fi movies, solid customer.
Not upset about it, he's here every day, you know?
Even one movie I'd be happy to return.
Repeat Guy.
Buy a snack too.
Oh my God.
Ooh!
Great flush.
Probably the worst take.
But you know, it's fine.
I don't understand why I charge the same amount for rainbow and individual flavor.
should rainbow be more expensive I would say so it's more syrup cost more money
rainbow it doesn't seem price it just doesn't make sense not to get rainbow
Drag it to my school, there you go, we're almost at a thousand bucks.
Hold up when you head out this flyer before it's closing time.
Coming to the store, coming to the store.
Ah!
Wait, excuse me ma'am!
Come to the movie store.
Hmm.
Lame.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you hear that bird?
Why do they have a nostalgia bird in this game?
What bird is that?
That makes that noise.
That's the most nostalgic bird noise.
I'm certain of it as well.
Morning dove.
You have to be puffin' out their chest.
Isn't it crazy how loud birds are for how small they are?
right he wants to be reserved some shit it's already 946 what are you coming in
right now there's gonna be strong through the story in a minute or is
you're serving it for tomorrow might be a tomorrow reservation that's not them
nope well I'm gonna close that but I gotta walk out back big movies big
Big movies, big movies.
Closer to my stuffed toy.
Yummy toaster.
The sorcerer beacon of hope.
Clear point through space.
Air loom in my mouth.
Oh, that's gonna sell.
That's gonna sell.
That's a big movie.
Sci-Fi romance drama.
Oh shit.
Wow, you came in after we're closed, but that's fine.
I'll wait for you.
Rachel and Connor of the sub, I think we unlock the popcorn machine.
I think we unlock the popcorn machine.
I'm not even gonna use the thousand dollars to expand.
I'm gonna unlock the popcorn machine first, or the cotton candy machine.
No, it's popcorn machine.
Then, then, we'll expand.
Popcorn machine, expand, and then we diversify.
because we're gonna start getting more and more movie genres and I'm kind of out
of space I can put maybe one more shelf there in the snacks like right against
the wall but that's like the only thing that would really work yeah why is that
shit on the floor oh
yo I'm not trying to be that guy you're like somebody you're like an old
woman that's coming into the grocery store 945 when we close at 10 let's wrap
it up you know walk a little bit faster holy shit Jesus we got places to be
round there we go I just locked her in
level up how's it gonna be to level up
though how many it's like 200 bucks if
it's like $500 I'm gonna fucking free
out. Fifty dollars? That's actually free money. Wait, we could literally expand, like, right
after this. All my five random movies. Sixty bucks for five random movies ain't too bad.
You should never get adult movies from these though.
Ninja Yacht, sci-fi, drama, romance, horror.
Okay, don't want to buy anything else
because I think we'll be able to expand after this.
Eighth strategy, it's a four and a half star film, gotta be good.
Driving to forget my sheriff, hmm, that's a sad one, open up, immediately start handing
out liars, this is the thousand dollar day chat, we now sell popcorn slushies snacks,
sell everything outside of cotton candy and many other movie genres but we're
working on it come to the movie store oh my god so many potential customers
we're gonna make so much money right now holy holy holy I've never seen this
many people walk around. Is today like a special day? Bro, where is the guy's
stocking shelves? What is he fucking doing? Enchanter in autumn. Is this it? No.
Get it. Oh my god, a broken movie.
Oh, we got a lot of customers already. People walking by today's the day. Bro,
buy more than one fucking movie bro why are you giving me that much for one movie
$20 we fucking serious family of five
zero this is the money day that's a sick outfit hey get some popcorn last movie
I was pretty bad I'm sure I'm no I'm sure nobody was waiting for it actually
I will cancel I will cancel it because you have those cool hypnotized
goggles drama old movie but didn't I just buy one that was like really good
oh my popcorn next guy buys popcorn I could smell it
fucking football spike your movie on the ground man come on
Why does popcorn smell so good?
I don't know, probably the butter.
Fight a guess.
How'd they find out about popcorn?
They dried corn kernels and then randomly were like,
let me cook these.
Let me cook these on a, let me try and saute them.
Like they're inedible unless they pop
If you pick up a live and inspect it skew comes up to a highlight and control see it can come search in the computer to find that
Specific movie brother. I have no idea what the fuck you're saying Conor and Dom
Literally no idea what you just told me you want me to control see and search a movie
What like if I was gonna buy that movie?
Oh
$68 why would I ever buy that movie for $68 is there ever a world where that's worth it
why would I pay 68 bucks for a movie that's worth like 10
Oh my god, somebody wants stiff inmate.
Yeah, you're giving me the late fee, some shit about your dead goldfish.
Bro, we just got the brand new patent pending top form machine and literally no one wants
one.
It's just so upsetting.
It's like, I'm sitting here excited to serve and nobody cares.
Like order popcorn, bro, come on.
Brand new machine.
You know how good that popcorn's gonna fucking be?
Rosebine, the static, oh my god, a fucking slushie.
You know what would go really good with a fucking slushie?
A popcorn, a popcorn.
No.
A basket of popcorn, sorry.
One singular popcorn, Colonel.
Keepers Wolves, yep.
And more out and more out more flyers, more flyers, more
people, more flyers, more people, more money, more flyers,
more people, more money. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's fucking
go. $931. It's the $1,000. It has to be stiff in me. Here.
Huh?
By popcorn!
Awww...
Fuck you.
Please.
Two adult movies, no snack?
No snack?
You can use the butter as loot.
Please!
Just one-
I
Make the popcorn first
You think that you think bold you think now they're smelling it. Yeah when you smell the popcorn you can't resist it
Then you gotta have some
She just said she paid a late fee no problem. What a great customer
love to see it on the bridge few more customers before close few more
customers before close we're $9 wet come on
Hmm. Oh, this is it.
Popcorn.
Have I stuck somebody off for $50? Is that considered gay? Yes.
Nothing wrong with that. Well, that's prostitution. That's what's wrong.
And the problem isn't that it's gay. It's that you're you're doing sexual
Actions for money
Why $50 is $50
Normally the same $20 is $20. Wow no popcorn
I really needed to go to the bathroom while we're closing so it's not a big deal. Why it's still inside
Nobody's inside.
Oh, okay, somebody is inside, I guess.
And another out.
What the fuck?
Bro, nobody bought popcorn!
new movie release today. We're not gonna have enough chat.
Bro. Okay, next day, next day, next day.
Next day we expand.
And we're actually gonna make so much money today. Oh my god, dude. It's tape day again. What is this?
Demolition derby action movies
This is gonna fill the fucking shelves we just need it immediately open I'm just gonna start handing shit out
And yes, thanks. I'd prefer a good book over a movie. Well, that's probably why you don't have friends, pal, so...
Yeah, you don't really need to watch the movie. It's alright.
Bruce, you prefer a good book over a movie?
Hmm roast tuning news imaginations unreal come buy an adult movie
Come buy an adult movie, please
The blaze wizard rider is great selection
By popcorn oh does he get stale or something?
What is I don't understand how that works.
And I just threw it on the floor.
That doesn't cost me money, right?
Huh?
I'm gonna say come on, work friends, pair of social
Andy here.
I'm gonna say be friends.
I don't even know your ass.
glasses inside again what's up I really need to go to the bathroom who cares
if it's broken I do $20 thanks thanks I gotta scan some movies it's not taking
fucking shit oh my god he hasn't been doing his job at all oh my god he hasn't
been doing his job at all oh my god he isn't doing his job at all what the fuck
adult or romance romance adult romance romance adult drama
Well, we have no customers today. What the fuck is happening?
It's because our movie selection's ass because he's not restocking. I recognize this lady because she is the cat sweater every time
Someone buy popcorn!
Please!
I'm gonna hand out more flyers
Jump scare. Holy stop.
I've known you since you were a niche, that ass.
Oh my god, today's your lucky day.
We're doing a Miseries giveaway for people who know I'm niche.
Or who knew me when I was niche.
Bro thinks people buy movies.
Bro, I think people buy fucking popcorn.
Nobody buys fucking popcorn, apparently.
I invested it in this machine for no fucking reason.
Bro.
Science movie, and that's it.
Comrade, do you have a box or two?
Take two, I'll put us out a couple spicy titles for your next visit.
Oh my god, tell me it's just adult movies.
Tell me it's just adult movies.
Oh my god, the tape dealer.
He cares about me.
He really does.
I need enough to be able to pay my worker, buy tapes, and unlock the new section.
Bad ROI on the pop-up machine.
Oh my god, tell me about it.
Nobody wants to buy it.
It's already 4PM, I gotta hand out more fucking flyers.
Oh my god, they're coming in.
Oh my god, yes! One more.
Please, we have a brand new popcorn machine, trust me, you'll love it.
I really just start pushing the popcorn to the point that it becomes concerning.
What's in the fucking Popcorn, man? Trust me, you'll love it!
Come on, send out that guy to just send a full paragraph, yeah.
Ooh, just got that adult movie killed.
That one's trash, I think. I did buy it used.
Living magician? Ooh!
What's that noise?
Fuck it's happening.
350 for popcorn?
No, it's fine. You don't need to pay the lay fee.
You're our first popcorn customer.
I hope you enjoy.
seriously a bad movie sure we got a lot of bad horror movies a few more
customers please just a few
Oh my god, it's gonna be closing time soon.
Oh whatever, here's the trash then.
We have, we have a thousand dollars, I need like, I need like 80 more bucks.
We're friends?
No we're not.
Why are they, oh, what is, what is this excuse?
Static haunting.
Ooh.
Oh my god, I love when people buy like nine movies.
$23 check out.
And you're a popcorn person.
Oh my god.
Here.
Oh, this is cinema.
The popcorn's making its money back.
Slowly but surely.
$1000. Almost extantion.
Here. $1 back.
Mods damn, Jeffy. Thank you. W Mod Samantha.
Oh my god. Whoa!
Double late fee here. I'm not paying. I'm not paying late fee. Never did. Never will.
Ah, yeah you will. Worst customer service ever? Oh yeah, push the tape server. Push the tape server.
Have fun finding a pipe bomb in your fucking mailbox.
How are you doing? Welcome to Bart's Busters. Oh, not Bart's Busters. Sorry, it's my business.
Well, uh, welcome to Bart's Busters.
Oh, shoot, we closed at midnight today?
Why don't we close at midnight today?
Eh?
What day is it?
It's Thursday.
Is it Thursday through Saturday?
We close at midnight?
I think we close at 10 PM.
Oh my god, somebody's calling.
What are they going to pull up?
What?
Color violet?
Yeah, I got that on reservation.
Buddy, we got like 15 copies of that shit.
Why are you reserving it?
Broken tapes, the barrel gone insane.
Not really a big deal.
Oh, backstage going past.
He's going to rent that adult movie.
Um, I think we could close shop.
But I'm going to go to the back real quick.
I hope that I...
I hope that I don't spend 90 bucks here.
I hope that I don't spend 90 bucks here squeezing breakfast
Three adult movies, I love that grip my princess by the tip pause
His massive instrument strikes again, we're almost filling the shelf with adult movies
We'll probably have to expand that shelf soon
All right, we buy this
What does it look like?
Oh my god, look at the fucking space. Look at the space!
Wait, I can change the floor?
Hell yeah
Wait dude we have so much space now
What we wouldn't even need we don't even need to do an expansion for like so long now
Oh my god, I have a perfect idea.
I have a perfect idea, chat, we're feng shuang, like crazy, watch.
Oh wait, that's kind of bothering me.
Hold up.
No, we're going to keep the snacks over here.
How should we line this up?
I can't split my horror movies.
We're going to do this.
Move everything over.
We're going to do horror movies in the corner right here.
That doesn't really fit well.
Okay, that's the horror corner.
And I'm pretty sure this is a horror film, right?
So you put that there.
And then drama, actions, there is fine, sci-fi, romance, romance kind of sticking out.
Does this look bad?
make I'lls that's when we have more movies we're not really going to make I'lls until
we get more fells. Like I have no money to make aisles right now. Oh my god, who the fuck
are you? It's midnight. Okay, you want popcorn? Who the hell are you? I don't even see her.
Change the shelf colors.
Oh my god, shelf color to match the vibe of the movie.
Drama purple.
Romance red
Poor sci-fi green poor or could say black
Action
I'm feeling action should be red
like that and yay or nay action yellow romance red that's good that's a good setup this looks
It's really awkward though on the side.
I'm not a huge fan of this.
That looks good, that looks good, that looks way better.
These could even be pushed up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we have these face outside.
they see them oh my god yes this is perfect
oh my god almost level 9 to okay jasmine being for the sub Jesus and
blessed with the sub trade take a bit of free now I think of the sub
scooby and DPS with the sub so I give it a thousand but he's going BT for the
sub trade take it this way try I already saw your message then I'll be in for
Alright, we'll run one more day.
One more day for today.
I only have 78 bucks though. We're kind of broke right now.
I'll actually scan these in while he's taking a shit, and then we're gonna fucking start.
And he's back.
Ooh, wait.
We're going to need to buy another sci-fi shelf, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Um...
Uh...
Joe, I feel like I'm going to have like an aneurysm right now.
What do I do?
I need people to rent sci-fi movies.
Oh my god, there's even more.
Stop.
Dude.
Okay
Buy a shelf I have 25 fucking dollars
A science fiction movie a science fiction movie. Oh my god, I
Need I need to get I need to get another shelf for sci-fi movies
How much is it shelf? Oh my god
Oh
Bro, I need a shelter to 25
All our violet
760
I put these back yet grab something we need to buy a shelf after today I need to make enough
money to buy a fucking shelf this is gonna be a problem this is actually gonna be a serious
problem because they need to be organized otherwise he just starts randomly placing them
get more customers oh drop them on the floor let's fucking go okay we just got like three
more customers I was just leaving them there oh my god he's just leaving them there when
He actually doesn't know what to do, he just leaves them, bro.
Clean money on a calendar, what do you mean clean money on a calendar?
Clean money on a calendar.
What?
Why?
That's money, but it's gonna be six hundred dollars
Why don't they tell you about that shit?
What the fuck?
We'll actually be able to have a whole ass set up
Two out of eight feet, I don't give a fuck
I'll just go through the grab pile on the ground right now.
I'll buy the shelf.
Dude, I have customers to tend to.
I'm probably literally not going to be able to until we are done the day.
We just bought the same movie twice.
I know I didn't.
Late fee.
Awwww.
One dollar.
There you go.
Oh my god, hold the fuck up.
Back off.
Static haunting.
Yes, we have that.
I just need at least two shelves for each genre at this point.
Like, that's what the problem is.
Oh!
Hmm.
Skrrt.
Oh, that moves.
Ooh!
So many potential customers.
Oh my god. How many fucking sci-fi movies do I have. I don't remember having that many.
Red Chimchu's fucking lost, man. I don't have that shit anymore. I have no idea where it is.
Bro, where's my worker? Oh, there he is.
I feel like I have to hire two people at fucking stock shelves.
Dude, what movie did somebody just burn? The Blaze Wizard Rider?
You might level up after this.
Why don't you just hire people?
I could only have one guy to work for me.
And he also costs like $60 a day.
It's like not very lucrative to have workers.
They do do a lot of that.
I feel like I gotta catch them when they're like mid-walk through the store, otherwise
they're always like oh no sorry I'm busy.
Oh sorry I'm busy I can't.
Oh my god I haven't restocked the snack shelves either.
Still got a lot though.
Hey oh my god and you want popcorn chat but popcorn is starting to make
it to money back dude. I mean talk about a fucking second
half investment here. There you go. Horror movie. I don't have a horror movie, but I have
a lot of, uh, Hot Tucked You Will Die. I have a lot of sci-fi films just kind of waiting
to be uh re-stocked bro gave me for a hundred dollar bill fifty dollar bill
buddy jesus
50 cents
i think i can put these back on the shelf i'm gonna start making rows i think i'm
gonna invest all of our money today into shelving
we're gonna future proof this place
She comes in every day
You know they got a big order when they got a basket this lady's got a lot. Oh
Yeah $14 order here
So we still don't make a lot
You just got buys a porno every time you get this time. That's actually shocking
I can't find any science fiction or mixed shelves to place the science fiction rather.
Alright, we gotta fix this.
I think this will be the drama corner.
I'm buying big shelves only.
We're getting rid of all this.
I'm buying big shelves only.
I'm not doing tiny shelf shit.
Cell.
OK.
Oh, fuck.
Did I just buy a shelf that only has new releases?
Wait, that actually also solves our problem.
Like entirely.
That's actually not bad.
And now we could, now I can put this here, we'll have a double drama shelf in adult
movies.
We'll dye it purple.
I don't know where I should put adult movies now.
Maybe next to new releases, like they're kind of their own thing.
We should really start shelves there.
Like.
like this.
Okay, we'll have two for each.
I still need a section for adult film.
I need another romance, another sci-fi and adult.
I don't have enough money!
This'll be our adult movies.
What color did I have adult movies?
You know, let me go look real old, that's the adult movie section.
New releases.
I need one for sci-fi, oh my God, I need another for sci-fi, wait this will be the sci-fi one,
works this works this works no it
doesn't work should I have just this
look better than if they're on the
walls it enables us to do more over
time. No, chat, it'll be better. Like we could expand more is what I'm saying. It'll look
better once it has like all the walls and everything. Because this is how an actual
movie sort of a deal. It's better for expansion. This needs to be sci-fi though.
I think this looks fucking awesome and they can walk around and peruse.
Walk in a circle, they see everything.
A vertical rose instead.
Oh that would let me see the customer better.
That looks better.
And it's not really blocking the entrance.
Yeah that looks actually fucking perfect.
Okay.
Okay, and then we've started another one right here
Bro, that's awesome. That's actually awesome
Wow
Okay, yeah, well we're at this and then we'll slowly expand
That's enough for the adult movies. We have them. We have a new release shelf, too
Which is just easy money
Okay, oh I gotta put this back and this
Okay, oh my god, I just unlocked fucking Christmas movies
We'll do that next time we'll have another shelf. I'm gonna have to add another shelf for romance movies and Christmas movies now
Okay, we'll continue that
Our dogs they give it a thousand but he's gonna be through work right now straight vape in the five below Chris
They give it a three got a popular. I'm so excited. I hope you enjoy it
Scythe would be off of some Ariana gray case and fluffy for the sub actually since the sunlight they give it a three silver area
I'm not live tomorrow. I will be live on Friday. I actually don't normally post on Wednesdays on YouTube, but I did post on the main day of the gaming if you want to go watch outside of that I'll be my Friday we're going to be doing react Saturday's going to be random games probably a horror other random chip maybe more retro rewind or content King Sunday's
or other random shit, maybe more retro Rewind or Content King.
Sundays, Reacts.
Monday, 420.
We'd review and pop stacks, Bistri Snackbox review.
Tuesday, I'm not live.
Wednesday's going to be horror games, random games.
Thursday, Reacts of Philosophy.
Friday, next week, GeoGuess which
will travel next Saturday.
Reacts, and next Sunday, I'm not live.
And we will go from there.
April 4th, definitely.
April 4th or 5th is going to be a Trevor Project
charity stream.
And then we're going to the 7th to the 11th filming,
but I'll be posting on the main game while I'm gone.
Chat, we're gonna call that bear. We're going to raid Kildozer. He's doing a fucking CSGO opening screen
Appreciate y'all. Hope you have fun and I'll catch y'all later and I will see y'all on
Friday
We are going to raid in five
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