Hello, everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Wednesday, everybody?
Chat, we are live, and we're going to be doing a gamer day-to-day chat. We have a few games
we're going to be playing. It's mainly a horror game day, but we also will probably
run retro rewind at the end of stream. We're going to be starting out with a game
called Water Boiling Sim. We were supposed to play this so long ago, ended up never getting to it.
So we're going to rip that as well as a game called Idols of Ash.
I think those two are around like 30 to 45 minutes each. Water Boiling Sim might be like an hour.
Then we're going to be playing a new horror game that just came out called Barking from the Dark.
It's like a story horror game, kind of like A Fears to Fathom, I believe.
into Retro Rewind.
We'll probably continue that play through.
We might end up playing Content King again
for like one more stream,
but I'm saying it right now.
Content King is not going to be a play through.
Like we're not beating Content King.
That game's like 10 hours long.
I might do like one more episode of it,
but it's not, to me it's fun,
but it's more of like, okay, this is a funny bit,
not something that I'm gonna play for like 10 hours straight.
But yeah, water boiling sim,
idols of Ash Barking for the dark retro rewind today,
maybe some other random shit we get into it.
I don't really know.
Tomorrow is going to be reacts as well as philosophy reacts
and maybe some GeoGuessr practice.
Friday is going to be the GeoGuessr tournament itself.
Why do you do late streams only?
I don't do late streams only.
It's like 3 51 p.m. on weekends. I mean, I go live in like late afternoon early evening on weekdays
Weekends I go live at like one or two EST and then in the summer I go live at like one or two every day
It's just the time zone I'm in if you're in Europe and you live in the fucking Netherlands
And you're wondering why I'm live when it's 10 p.m. Your time. It's probably because you live in the Netherlands
You live in Moldova and so now that's probably why because comparatively I'm on a different part of the earth
Then you
Any anyways anyways, that's what I was saying Thursday
reacts philosophy reacts Geo guess her
Geo guess their tournament on Friday. We're going to be probably live Friday tomorrow. Probably be live around like 3 30
Friday, I'll probably be live around 3.45. The tournament doesn't start till 5, but I'm probably going to end up hopping on yapping to chat and practicing prior, and I might have to do like an interview or two just because I'm hosting technically even though I'm playing.
But you know, I guess for Friday, that's the only thing we're doing Friday Saturday is going to be a full regular react day into not a full regular react.
It's probably going to be like a three hour react day at like two into a rainbow tournament at five Sunday.
I'm not live Monday's random games.
That's Tuesday.
I'm not live next Wednesday.
Horror games, random games next Thursday.
We're doing a game called bus bound and then we're probably going to be playing
Prattfall and some other like friend slop games with sneak, Zucie and Chris
And then next Friday's reacts. That's the next two weeks May 4th. We have Trevor project charity stream
We're going to be
Raising, you know money for Trevor project and matching chats don't know stuff to 10k. They help prevent
Suicide among people in the LGBTQ
Also, I just ordered yesterday on my off day, I ordered all of the products for the food gauntlet as promised from the F Cancer Charity Stream.
There were two items that I could not get. One of them was the World's Saltiest Chip.
They only sell it on one website in the EU and they only deliver to the EU.
And it's also just a stupid challenge anyway. The world's saltiest chip is like the dumbest thing ever
It's just a fucking salty chip. So I ended up getting
This instead some of the items are already in
It's like the world's saltiest licorice I
Got that I got beanboozled I got the what's that gross-ass fish?
What's that gross-ass fish? Oh my god. I
Always forget the name of it sir. Strumming. I bought sir. Strumming. I bought bean boozled. I got bulldock ramen
I have chicken hearts. I got the black sour death balls. I have pickle sour candy balls
I have the century egg the egg that's like putting some chemical to make it age
So that'll be pretty shitty. I'm not looking forward to that
That'll probably be not this Sunday next Sunday. We'll do the food challenge
probably on the back end of the stream if I had a gas.
I don't know, one of my mods told me
I shouldn't open the surf strumming inside.
Is it that bad of smell?
Like Bobat was saying it's gonna like make my,
I'm gonna like bomb it if I'm in an enclosed room.
So how do I do it?
I'm going to open it inside.
I'm not eating that.
I'm saying that right now.
Like I will eat everything else that we're doing outside of the sir stromming.
You're a pussy.
Zod, I have done more gross food challenges than you have, like more than you have ever
done in your life.
I've eaten a fucking tarantula.
I've done the one ship challenge twice.
I have I I could handle mo I didn't gross shit, right? I
Can get I drank my own piss four times Zod. Have you know? Okay, so I could I could fucking get shitty stuff down
All right, but sir stromming is where I'm drawing the line all open it and that's it
I'm not all open it and smell it and then it's I because if I if I open that shit and I immediately
I canned octopus Zod I ate I also I also another thing I ordered there's a bunch of other shit
I ordered that I haven't said yet that just isn't in one of them is a canned conch
It's like a canned clam or a canned conch shell
With like a dead snail in it I could eat that I think I'd get that down
Fermented fish is where I draw the line. That's that's where I'm not able like I could I think I could eat most things
At least try them like I would rather eat a horse penis
From that video we watched I I think I could eat that probably a lot easier. I would rather eat
I would rather and that would also give me an allergic reaction. I
Would have an allergic reaction to eating horse penis and I would rather eat a horse penis then eats her strumming
That's a horrible idea. What do you mean?
Have you ever seen people eat sirstroming?
The second they open it, they throw up.
Like, I don't know, I'm not gonna, I can't vomit on stream, that's TOS.
So...
Anything that, if I open it and I gag, it's cooked, right?
Oh, going back to the pest thing four times?
Brother?
Brother, you're a New Gen fan, alright?
You don't know about the you don't know about the the piss times AJ taking the three I'll look at the video of Eddie Hall opening
Sure strumming in the car. Everybody vomited repeatedly. I can't show that on stream
Blunt with a sub sasquatch for the sub bros. What do I do? Should I just film? How about yo?
How about I film a video of me doing the sir strumming outside?
and then just show it on stream because if it makes my stream room smell like actual death for
for like weeks, I'm not gonna be able to sit in this room.
All right, we'll do that, we'll do that.
I'm not just live streaming it.
Yeah, but I'm not, bro,
I'll just film it outside somewhere.
That's what I'm gonna have to do.
If it smells that bad.
My plan, also just throw it in Sub-only.
Holy shit, chat's terrible.
I'm just seeing some odd ball chatters
just spamming some weird shit, man.
Anyways, as I was saying, what the fuck was I just saying?
That just distracted the shit out of me.
Oh my God.
I'll film it.
My plan was to open it on stream
and then I was just gonna spray for breeze.
But I don't think that would do much.
It'd be like when, like kids in middle school,
when you're in middle school and you had like mad BO
and you would just spray ax over it to cover it.
It doesn't really, it doesn't really fix it.
just if anything makes it worse because then it's just like the strong pungent smell of BO mixed with like
just an immense amount of fucking axe body spray. It would just mix it. Yeah, it would be bad. Okay,
so I'll film it and then I'll just show it on stream. But everything else I'll just do on stream
because I don't think, I mean, I think the century eggs are gonna smell pretty bad, but I
think it'll be pretty enclosed. And I know that the sir strongling comes in a can that when
when you crack it, it sprays.
So if it sprays everywhere, that's even worse.
Frick, beefy, Addy, Colton and Dirt for the sub,
Maria, agent of the sub, you say give it a three.
Anybody in contact with a business email
been trying to contact for a month?
Business require just a fan message.
I know it's a long shot.
Yeah, no, man, I'm sorry.
Daisy and Gojo, they give it a sub.
Ensign, spider of the sub.
Seventy, Clint, they give it a sub.
IS, space and hell out, they give it a three.
Are we doing movies for a Sim today?
Yeah, at the end of stream.
Crews and Chandler of the sub,
Cormin, big thing with the two gifts.
It's done over the three.
You can get the 420 stream unrestricted hell. No, brother
Kevin Justin Zach for the sub yo you're shit out of luck man
You're shit out of luck that 420 stream is going to be age restricted forever
Bro said any chance you get it on age restricted you realize that's not up to me right that's YouTube
If you smoke weed for five seconds on a YouTube video, it's age restricted
It's just like it's like a weird middle ground because there's areas where it's not legal and areas where it's legal
So they can't really show it
So there's like streams where I smoke weed and they blur it and it works, but like the whole streams 420 so
Just with the sub shanky they give it a 3 jacks with a sub lazy to the 3 through your sub dub
Spawn merrow thing of the sub skipper a 29 a zod silly with a sub back of the 3
They've been making be getting the death penalty really
Are they trying for that?
That just says he could they didn't say what they're presenting yet
Could face
No, but I have been I did not hear that specifically but I have heard about like you know his conditions
case in general
Death or life sentence. Yeah, I mean that's really what it is dude. It's like
He's facing like 15 different charges, man.
Like mutilation of a body, murder, loot activity,
like raping a minor, like it's just a million things, man.
Like 29 in Zod for the sub,
unknown and witty for the sub,
Tiger and Fire for the sub,
Rhett and Jakesy for the sub,
Mothen and Krim, Red, thank you for the three.
Start off with the best early, I would say.
Thank you for making my job a little easier.
I'm a truck driver, co-label watching also.
Well, I hope that'll make your job easier,
and I'm glad I'm able to help someone.
And how I hope the truck is going well. I always assumed that that job sucks
I'm not trying to shit on truckers. I respect truckers, but I can't imagine having to sit in a car and drive, you know
800 miles in a day
Motherfuckers be driving nine states 12 hour shifts. Oh, I feel like my backward hurt
Go to over the three neon and Carter of the sub Tyler and cladus for the sub dancer and Zana for the sub seasonal
Woohoo George times
Kaylee and see I'll think of the sub a score
Kim CC Laura for the sub while take of the three never listed it here's a lot from tarpon Springs
I know an arc think of the sub goes to the a thing of the sub super of the thousand buddies
No, I talk with the sub junior think of the three, but once you do videos to pee for the past three days
awesome AJ think of the three, uh
Stick stuff worse than green to it's worse that's starting fart spray
Lone who's for the sub painted an abby for the sub Colton thinking for the sub a for the sub
Yeah, then I definitely got a fucking to open it outside
Water boiling Tim. Yeah, that's what we're starting with all right lock-in chat
Please don't send bets right now where I'm out of hop into the first game. You missed my bets
I'm sorry freaky that I missed your bets. Let me read them right now. And then I got a hop into the game, brother
Red taking the three
Good and bad days with Chuck and a lot of time and rejoin myself. It's the idiots on the word on road
I worry about 100%
You should watch from it's a show on prime. Maybe watch the trailer season four just came out
I think I'm gonna pass but freaky thank you for the suggestion. I appreciate that brother
All right. Oh
Your profile picture wait
I'm gonna say brother either way, but you I'm not going to assume I
Always say brother, you know, but if you are a man woman non-binary my apologies if I you know
Use the wrong pronouns. Anyways.
You should watch from it's a show. What is from it's a show?
From it's a show. I feel like you typed that wrong. Oh, from comma. It's a show.
I thought you were saying from it's a show is the full name of the show from
that's a show. The show from
It's a horror show. I don't know if I've ever watched a horror show
Just walking dead count now watch the trailer or whatever
Otherwise send it in the fucking game suggestion tab or you to not YouTube suggestion video suggested tab from trailer
I'm not watching the trailer for season four. I'm gonna watch it for season one because I've never seen the fucking show
Here think of the three you help me out when I'm deployed in the Middle East
Well, thank you for your service man. Good luck to you. I'm sorry that uh
You're getting deployed. I don't know if you're happy about that or not
But I feel like that could be pretty nerve-wracking. What's she the best man? Jeff thinking of the sub
Yeah, let's get that guy out of here
Jesus how do I submit yo, can somebody tell me how I fucking limit the amount of is there?
Yo, I don't know if my mods know this is there a nightbot limiter on like
Making it so people can't type more than two sentences or three sentences in chat because like in what bro a character limit
Bro, what the fuck was that that I don't even I didn't even read the message. I just saw him spam it three times
Yeah, walk in
Wow, we're from the three
Hey!
I just got knocked down in a storm or something.
It's a pretty selective storm.
The fuck investigates the- oh, it's because it's locked in the road.
I was gonna say, why would you investigate a tree that's down?
What are they doing?
I was just leaping.
Jim!
Everyone needs to sign for the highway.
We didn't list the sign.
when it's so great for your station.
Yo, am I crazy to say that this specific RV is like only in media?
I feel like you see one of these like every three months.
Maybe it's because I'm in New Jersey,
but like I feel like this is like old age shit.
Like not many people drive these anymore.
It's usually they got like a trailer behind them
or it's like way higher tech, newer shit.
Can I help you?
We got on a detour off the highway
and cell service around here.
Get family with you?
Yeah.
I was wondering if you could point me
in the direction of the highway.
No problem.
And one thing I knew is true.
What do you say?
Stay on the road.
Did it turn somewhere?
Yeah, GG's.
Oh, they made loss.
This is impossible.
Oh, he knew they were gonna fucking crash.
Yeah, it is.
An hour later.
They're gonna crash.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What if they brought a chainsaw, cut the tree down, just drive right through.
So that is how you avoid, is this like they're dead?
they're in like a fucking purgatory space right now?
Fuck.
We didn't come here.
Bruce said, or move the tree.
Do you know how much a fucking tree weighs?
We were brought.
You know you could run into a thick oak tree
at like 100 miles an hour in an F-150,
and it probably would stop you.
Like, they're that big.
I don't think you understand the size of like a fucking
a big oak tree.
What are you doing?
I'm checking to see if they've moved.
It's not moved.
The truth is important for you to understand
what happens after dark.
It's a weird ass show, bro.
Here's the problem.
Is they always wrote me in with this?
And then I feel like a lot of these shows
end up getting dragged.
And it's just like, ugh.
You know.
This is like a type of show where it's like season one
and two are peak, and then season three is mid,
and then season four sucks.
It's like that's walking dead word for word bar for bar walking dead was absolute cinema for the first like three seasons and then after no it's not our trust it's not I'm not saying that that's definitively what from is like from might be a fire show I'm saying walking dead yo after what's his name died after the oh my god what is his name.
He's the he's the Asian guy. I'm not trying that's I'm that's a descriptive Glenn
After Glenn got killed. I haven't seen a show in years. That's not fucked up. That's literally me just saying that
He's the main got chat. You knew him immediately who I was talking about. Oh
You're saying Al spoilers mother of a show came out like 10 years ago after Glenn got his head caved in the show sucks
And he was a great character too, and I understand you need to kill great character sometime bro. I saw a great movie last night
Yo the fuck what is the name of the movie?
Jimmy Tatro's in it, and they're in nice, California
California King the movie California King is a great movie it's not a horror
film we are like really going off topic right now California King is a fuck it
yes break thank you for the raid bro W's break right appreciate that shit
California King movie it's a comedy crime movies fucking awesome watch it I
think it's on Hulu junior and Uzi even some feeling a crest thank you for
sub-brand for the five you're good. Love what you do for the people. Thank you
Shell and Bible for the sub XR and Clark thinking for the sub Yoda for the thousand five rich buddies
Here's looking good today. Thank you. Come on Ian Leon for the sub eight think of the three
How do you choose your react videos like if we could advance or do you scroll on the tab discord day of I?
Add stuff to the tab in my wishlist on gaming and videos and then I picked a of
Luke thinking of the sub he and Randy thinking of the sub dirt and awesome of the sub
Immortal Maddie for the sub if you're in your head going oh well, maybe if I send a video day of he's more likely to
Watch it, not true.
Also, for the sub-wower, think of it as three.
Jeff, think of it as sub,
A, think of it as sub-card, over the three.
Watch my neighbor's card to send these bets.
Hi, Mason, hi, Mason.
Bone, think of it as five gift-ins.
Yeah, please don't send bets right now, though, Jeff.
We gotta lock into the game.
I'm done watching that trailer.
Let's go, Waterboy League simulator.
Sage, think of it as a raid.
In for the sub.
Are you gonna play Fran Bow?
Don't know.
You haven't even used the Apple Docks game,
so I'm gonna play it.
I think of it as a sub-stab.
I'm actually thinking of the five gifteds.
Lock in.
Mods, pin schedule, it is.
W mods, never mind.
Why is time reversing?
2016!
Ooh!
You start playing Juice World.
Wow, why is this game wasn't made,
2016 yeah let's turn that volume down loud noises how scary is this game
water boiling simulator default regular experience locked okay we'll go regular
experience I guess everything else is locked dot dot dot buff year huh 2016 was
It's not a rough year. 2016 was like the best year of my life, bro.
I mean, it's been kind of okay, actually. Just a lot of changes. That's all.
Man, it's getting late. Back when you were 30. Yeah, can we get a timeout on that chatter?
Gotta go get something to eat, and...
Huh?
Oh, the water's not boiling.
Don't scare. What is this?
Hey, I managed to find something about the thing. Who are you?
What? Dude, do you seriously not know who I am?
Oh, I'm stupid. Hey, Heather.
Huh? Who are you? Stop messing around.
Okay, okay. My bad. Of course I know who you are. Yo, what the fuck am I reading right now?
Who could ever forget your super unique username? NerdyRobot325 says the letter H. Anyways.
Remember the weird computer company you talked about? The one you've been researching
all summer?
Silicorps computers.
I think I found something.
If you mean that how to use your computer mouse introduction video I already found it a few
months ago.
Nothing special.
How would you find a how to use your computer mouse introduction video if you don't know
how to use a mouse?
Also, how could you forget the name of the company?
They basically invented computers, bro.
What am I fucking reading right now?
No, it's like a commercial.
Yo, what?
The video was just there, uploaded.
Nobody was able to find it because they had like 12 views I guess.
I think it ties into their death cult stuff. You told me about what?
A computer company with a death cult? Oh, I don't want to watch that.
This is like a Mr. Beast virus.
Sorry for asking. Are you okay, dude? After you know last week and all, I'm fine.
Can I click the video?
Maybe.
I can watch it later.
Okay, well now you've really got me wanting to know what the video is
So that's kind of pissing me off, but all right attempt to one
Attempt one attempt one to what I have to move my fucking camp. I should probably grab something in the kitchen
Let me pause I feel like I need to move my face cam because there's like whatever the fuck that is I
Have a little emoji guy in a piece of bread there
Also one of my mods sent me the funniest things the other day or not the other day
Literally today
Why did Zod just tell me he's done soggy cookie
This is the funniest shit ever
Just downloaded a naked mod for Tamidachi life booting it up wall at
At Safi, MrBeast Discord Scan.
Bro, immediately got hacked.
Put down all good malware.
Alright, lock in. I should probably go grab something in the kitchen.
Mom's asleep.
I shouldn't wake her up.
Oh my god, do I have a guitar?
Did I play the guitar?
Hope he's enjoying his first sleepover. The silence is kind of weird though.
What do you mean first sleepover? Who the hell is a sleepover with their friend and they sleep in another room?
That's how it weird, right? I don't feel like I need to use the bathroom. There's an eye watching me. Really dark kitchen, not a vibe.
Where the fuck am I walking right now?
All right, this is the washing closet.
Washing closet. It's the washing machine room.
I hate how dark these corners are.
Jesus Christ. Is that door openable? No.
It was on the floor.
Pair of dirty socks.
Washing closet. It would be a call to wash closet.
That's actually a bathroom.
What am I, what did I say I needed to do?
needed to do? Oh, okay. Now some water. So simple. So simple, yet so hard. Onto the stove.
Turn it on. Ta-da! Huh. Huh. What? Now we wait. Press Q to close your eyes. Press Q to
open your eyes I could check up on some chores I need to do around the house I
think they're in the notepad on my bed I think wait so don't let your sanity go
too well how do I save my sanity by closing my eyes what's the goal of
the game finish my task before the water starts boiling what the fuck am I
supposed to bring my sneakers back from the laundry room bring back
packed down from the living room get my clothes back from the laundry and
and get guitar back from the living room.
Holy shit.
What?
Bring my sneakers back from the lock.
Bring to my bedroom.
I have my guitar already.
Bring sneakers back from the laundry room.
We're doing that first.
Is that window always open?
No.
Keep all windows closed at all costs.
Okay.
How am I supposed to fucking know if a window's open?
I am not liking this game. This is like some fucking Freddy fast bear shit.
Grab my sneakers from the laundry room. These my sneaks?
White sneakers are a pain. They really are.
You gotta get a new pair of white sneakers like every fucking two years, man.
Why am I- why is my sanity going low? Why is my sanity going low?
I'm not seeing boiling water?
Okay buddy, because they're not boi- it's not boiling yet!
That's the whole point of the game!
Nobody even paid attention to these at school.
What do you want people to compliment your white shoes?
You fucking dweeb?
Jesus Christ.
This guy's a loser.
What was that?!
How do I close my eyes?
What was that?
Somebody opened the window!
I can't I can't close my eyes somebody open the window
Why don't get real quiet
They got really quiet so heavy
Blank?
Dude.
AHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Why am I frowning?
Why am I frowny-face?
Why am I fucking frowny-face?
At least I'm gonna take a break from that stupid place for a little while.
What?
School?
Am I getting bullied or something?
I don't understand.
Where is the fucking...
Close your eyes!
I can't!
What is the fucking settings?
I'm pressing Q!
I'm pressing Q! I'm pressing Q!
I'm holding Q!
Oh! I told you to buy the water boiling?
Nobody FUCK! Holy shit! Holy fuck! Who is that? Close my eyes.
Dude, he's walking near me.
Is he gone?
Dude, the window wasn't even open.
That's what I'm not understanding.
Get my clothes from the laundry room.
How did he even get inside?
Or is that guy not real?
I think one of these isn't mine.
God, maybe it's that fucking weirdo Slenderman's shirt.
I already know he wears a turtleneck.
Windows open?
No, it's not.
What window?
Oh my God, chat, stop.
Holy shit, why do I walk so fucking slow?
Oh my God, it is open.
Holy, I'm a dork.
He's in here then.
Cause that wasn't open earlier.
Why would I keep it open it tells me not to.
I hear him. I hear him.
Why would Heather even be interested in that silicon stuff anyway?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What was that?! What was that?!
Oh my god this windows open. Holy shit close.
So much better.
So-Corp computers, huh?
What is this? Super Mario Sunshine? What the fuck was I just looking at right there?
The car back from the living room. So what's that?
And then does the water boil when I win?
Tell me the game's over.
Why is it dot dot dot?
Why dot dot dot?
how long does it take a fucking pot of water to boil I mean we got a gas stove
going on here I have two guitars what was that I miss the old days used to be
simple no expectations no responsibilities no backstabbing it's
right here. You motherfucker! You motherfucker! I heard you! I heard you! What?
Pause! I thought it was only four fucking tasks! What do I have a clipboard? Oh my
My God! I have a whole ass fucking spreadsheet!
I hear him!
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
Where do I bring this?
Mustard!
Where?
Gotta go upstairs it. Oh my god. He was right there start the pot. I
Can't play these games. I can't play these games. I really can't play these games
Bro open your fucking eyes. Jesus. How long did it take to fucking gain your sanity back when those already open again?
Maybe you laugh
Yo, fucker! I saw you had a light bulb for a fucking head. I'm gonna give you that one, two.
You had a- YAY! He just opened that shit! I saw him!
Oh my God. Stop. Bring cereal back from what- from the water's boiling.
Cereal back from laundry, for some reason. Yo, could he be upstairs?
I'm wasting time right now.
now catch up from the computer I'm sweating I literally chose to play this
game first because I do isn't scary as and I don't like scary games my elbow my
elbow creases are fucking sweating I heard it I heard it I heard it I heard
I have to go over there anyway. Oh fuck no
How do you get bigger
Sure to block we're all 14 years old now, and they still act so immature
Was he eating bull meat or something?
I'm trying to listen to a bee plot right now.
I couldn't give two fucks about how this kid's
school life's going.
My cortisol is maxed out right now.
Mug, put my mug on the kitchen countertop.
Where's the mug?
Yo!
It's upstairs, go, go, go, go, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, quick, quick.
Can't believe somebody got this for my birthday three years ago.
still griping about some shitty mug somebody got you for your birthday buddy
oh my god this guy's like what
detergent from the kitchen bro be quick be quick detergent from the kitchen
detergent from the kitchen oh my god how many tasks are there
we're safe
To charge it into the laundry room.
Where do I place it?
In the corner.
Perfectly fine.
Does he make any sense?
Bring pile of dirty clothes from bedroom?
Bedroom, living room, living room.
Double living room and then bedroom.
What? Why'd my sanity just drop?
Why'd my sanity- it doesn't make sense.
I didn't study.
What the fuck did he just say about not studying for a test?
Stare at the pot.
It has been like ten minutes!
The water- I'm telling you we ran out of propane!
Is the stove on or am I just starting to hallucinate them?
Why is this here?
Why is he staring at me like I saw I heard something open.
Oh no, it's upstairs.
Dude, the fucking- the- the fucking sound-standing in this game is terrible.
The sound-standing in this game is terrible. You can't tell her anything else.
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH! What the fuck?!
What?!
No, why am I frowny-face?!
Why am I frowny-face?!
Why my frowny face?
Frowny face? I was just staring at the notepad my old school uniforms here, huh?
I gotta be dead, bro. That's what's happening right now, and I'm talking about Heather. Oh my god the water's boiling
Stay out the pot!
WHAT IS THAT?!
Oh
He was right there I saw him I saw him
How much more?
Come on, man. I just gotta remember bring Johnny boots from the living room. Oh my god
That's why it's doing that. No, it's making it so my sanity drops every time I check
Bro, so I have to I have to memorize everything
I'm staring at the pot again. The water's almost boiling bro. Come on. Ah
Stop
And he's got like some chagrin on in big words for the day
By the way chagrin did I use that right? I don't even know
basement?
I don't wanna go in the ba-
OH MY GOD I'm straight up freaked out
no i actually straight up thought i just saw a mo mo
i actually saw a mo mo
i was like
I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out, bro. I'm actually freaking out. Boy missing? I'm dead!
I'm dead! A developer's missing. It's so cooked. It's GG's. Just fucking give up already. Oh
Oh my god, I'm gonna get trapped down here.
Where do I put this shit? Bro, why am I losing sanity?
Oh my god, do I just lose sanity for being in here? I wonder what these employees did deserve. That.
They added pay to win.
I don't like...
I don't like that at all. I might add.
Come on, that sheep!
Bedroom, bring back the old computer that's on my shelf back.
Old computer, that's on my shelf. Old computer, that's on my shelf.
Old computer, that's on my shelf, and some other bullshit in my room.
Some other bullshit in my room...
Come on! That's actually so lame, I just can't.
Computer first. Computer first. Computer on the shelf. My asshole computer on the shelf.
My asshole computer on the shelf. What else? Oh my god. Is this a computer? What is this?
A laptop? A Lenovo gaming laptop with an Intel Core CPU?
Sponsored by Ginny Bees?
I hear him down here.
I'm sweating. Okay, that's clean.
What else do I need to bring up? I don't want a tab again.
Somebody tell me.
It's right here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
You know what? Heather just wanted to help.
I can't be mad at her.
Yeah, you can man I don't even know this guy's name holy fucking freaking fuck out
let's wait in the bedroom 20 bedroom probably a little jack rabbit fuck up
there how do I grab him how do I grab him how do I grab him what else do I need
chat tell me tell me I'm losing sanity you just you just saw me get from a
smiley face to a to a mid a mid frown
Toilet on the desk. You guys are liars. I'm gonna die! We have to go downstairs. We have
to go downstairs. We have to go downstairs. Chat, chat, chat, chat. We are running out
of time, I repeat. We are running out of time. It's in the basement. You have to
I'll bring it to the bathroom.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Smiley, good.
I'm standing here first.
Close the windows, the windows aren't open.
That one is.
I am not running this shit back.
I swear to God, if this is like a night one, it's cooked.
I am not playing this again.
Toy from the basement, I gotta bring it back.
This shit's gonna be possessed.
Where?
You guys lie!
I couldn't even finish everything in time.
The water's boiling.
It's over!
I'm gonna die!
I'm not even hungry anymore!
What do you mean?
Hey, where did you find this?
The video.
Hey!
I told you, it was on the internet.
Weren't you paying attention?
Cool.
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Can you find me a better one?
This one's really low quality.
The audio kinda sucks.
Oh.
I guess.
I'm sorry.
She can do better than this.
Bro.
She found a video and like what 140p or something like I don't understand
That's the game
You know my belly buttons dredged
Swear to God there's about two droplets of water in my belly button
That game was stressing me out.
I need to know what the fuck I got a bad ending since I didn't finish all the tasks.
Was that the last task?
Run it back?
Fuck no.
You unlocked a new game difficulty, peaceful.
It's 2016 again.
Bagel dreams.
Pull, and then I'd be able to get the tasks done.
Do I rip it in peaceful and just get the tasks done is that lame? Bro. No, I'm not doing I'm not doing the whole attempt again
I'm not doing the whole attempt again. Oh
Get the fuck out of here. Oh
Get the fuck out of here
I'm just googling the ending. I'm not playing through that again to see what the fucking video is
Water boiling sin ending
This is a 900 view playthrough.
Oh, he got it.
Sorry for asking.
Are you okay?
After, you know, last week and all, I'm fine.
Hey.
Where did you find this?
the video. I told you it was on the internet. Cool. Can you do me a favor? This one's really low quality.
Are we doing that? Is that the, is that the, there's no way that's, there's no way that's the end, right?
Oh, normal mode.
There's a ramble on the stairs, but then it's,
so,
Oh, I don't know here. Oh, he got one last time. Oh, there's the videos. But I don't think it's healthy. I don't think this is
help me. Hey. So you mean the silicone stuff? Because like, that's your whole thing, isn't
it? I mean, yeah, the silicone stuff too, but like, I was mostly referring to, well, everything.
The way I do things, the way I treat things, look, I messed up.
Yes, I don't regret calling on Carl for cheating on the math test.
Oh my God!
Who gives a fuck about the B-plot?
I kinda wish Slenderman killed this guy.
That's what this is about.
That's where this video ends.
You know, I did snitch on Carl for cheating,
And then I got fucking stuffed into a locker and bullied because of that, but
But I shouldn't have flipped out on you or anybody else
So I'm sorry
Hey, yo does Heather start every message with hey
I'm glad you can do your sentence and thanks for the apology
That's not very good, but dude, Carl is the one who needs it the most, not me.
He looks up to you, man.
What the fuck does this have to do with Slenderman and boiling water?
He didn't cheat.
He just actually studied this time for once.
You should be talking to Carl.
Also, it's cool that there should be no one in the game.
Oh, that's the ending.
That's the ending.
Yo, there's no way.
That game was actually like scary and fun.
That shit made no sense.
I gotta be an idiot and I'm just not seeing it.
What the fuck did that have to do with anything?
Like I can't even imagine this being like subliminal and it's like oh an amalgamation
or a embodiment of my trauma or fears.
No, it was like I was actually just getting chased by like Slenderman and then coincidentally
I snitched on a math cat on Carl for cheating when he didn't cheat and then I got made fun of for it
And I went home sad
Next moving on
That game was a nine bump it down to a fucking six five
Catherine J and Isaac for the sub massive pancake a tree at King Sia
X over trip Jesus blitz Blake grant pen moon Josh and haste the sub crater thinking of the 3 over the 5
I come to advice don't know what to do
parents have always wanted to be a surgeon wanted me to be a surgeon go to school for 16 years
I've trouble more getting more than 3.0 GPA on the sophomore in high school
They freak out if they knew what I wanted to do which is join the UFC. I
Know you're on an expert, but how do I tell my mom without scalding her?
Have a backup because they're not going to be happy with the UFC alone
I'm not saying you shouldn't chase your dreams, but you going in their mind from being a doctor to trying to be a UFC MMA fighter
To you need you need some sort of definitive way
UFC's very hard, right? I think you can make it, right? I don't know you
I think anybody can make the UFC if they fucking, you know rip it and are capable and I've been training long enough, but
I think you really need to like
Number one, I don't know how they think you're going to be a doctor if you've clearly shown zero interest in it.
Number two, you kind of just need to say like, hey, I'm not interested in that.
I'm kind of interested in this, right, instead, maybe a different field of study, right, having to do with fighting your FC, maybe exercise science or some bullshit.
You go to college and wrestle, get the experience, you know, still pursue your dreams competitively.
but also have a side plan, a B-plot, does that make sense?
You're bleeding, I'm not bleeding.
I burned myself.
I was cooking and as I was going to rinse the pan off,
I singed my skin.
So were you boiling water?
No, I was gonna say actually yes, but I was not I was sauteing vegetables
Like that
And then I was done pour them out and then I was going to read and I reached over to grab the water and then I like this
Just on the pan
Were you high? No, but I have cooked high. I just got a new knife set, though. Got a new cooking set.
Come to find out, chat. You're not supposed to put stainless steel blades in a dishwasher.
Ruins them.
Didn't know that.
Never knew that.
Never knew that why would I know that stainless steel no stains might as well go in the dishwasher. Nope
So I may have ruined a knife or two and then I was it was already a hand me down set, you know
And so I was like I I was already thinking about getting a new knife set anyway
And then I don't I've always hand-watched my knives
Regular utensils, you know forks butter knife stuff. I just throw in the dishwasher, but like I've always hand-watched
Like chefs knives and stuff, but like this time I was lazy and I just threw that I threw them in there and then it ruined them
But they were already like those you know like ankles like fucking 20 20 piece knife set for like a hundred bucks
You could buy a new one why did but I bought a better one and I'll hand wash them
But yeah crater that's how I tell him I don't really know he's for the sub hair and MC
But there's nothing up the fray two years ago or two ships ago. You said you said you to create team
I'm wondering why you stopped. I
don't really know
I've been taking it for like two years straight and I was like, I don't really need to take this
So I was like, I'm just gonna stop I
Lost like six pounds
instantly I
I remember that I lost like so much water weight
Not like six maybe like four pounds. I was like four to five pounds like instantly in water weight and then I'm
I've kind of built back up. So I'm I would definitely I was definitely stronger like two three years ago
Maybe a little bit bigger, but I think a lot of it was inflated like if I hop back on creating now
I think I would I would I would fill out a lot more
C and D, they give it a sub, bake for the sub.
Under Rex, Ben, Sage, they give it a,
of the raid, Bond, they give it a five,
Gifted Time, Bessie, give it a sub, card over the three.
Doc, he'd submit it to the sub,
ready for the three, and he said,
so I keep it in shape.
Guiding and exercise, that's really about it.
Two ginger, they give it a three.
So my favorite movie, who's your favorite character?
Oh, the thing is my favorite movie, too.
Who's your favorite character?
Mine is Childs.
I'll be real, bro.
The things that top five movie for me,
I don't know the character's names.
Childs is definitely up there.
Now I'm looking at a cast list.
Childs is definitely up there.
RJ and then also definitely Dr. Blair.
Dr. Blair's the guy that's like, this shit's terrible.
I know it's gonna go bad.
And then he ends up dying anyway.
So he had like aura, but then also just got murdered.
My friend's going bald told me to ask you what brand your two, uh, your two pay is Jose and K thinking of this up going in devil for the sub Emily and goes to the sub max for the five.
Can I go pee? Yeah, you don't have to ask, man. This isn't class. Can for the sub.
Uh, I don't have a two pay. Sketty. I know my, uh, head goes like this.
It's just my hair moving. It's attached to my head though, buddy.
Whoa, I just like lagged there. No.
Or am I crazy? I feel like I just lag
Did I just lag have I been lagging or was that the first time I lag?
That was the first okay, awesome 100% because I was gonna say I was locked in on that game. All right next game
I'm responding to my fucking editor.
Okay, I gave for the sub
Rinn for the sub hunter for the sub
Also, I'm saying this right now just before just before I just want this in the air in some form of history
Come Friday
If a streamer is more than 15 minutes late for the Geo guest her event. They're out
It doesn't matter if you're running late or you have something going on, you're gone, right?
If you're late, you're out.
That's the rule.
It starts at five.
That starts at five.
It's actually going to start at 520 because Twitch rivals knows that people show up late.
But if they're not there by 520, you're gone.
You're getting subbed in.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care if it's the biggest streamer in the fucking tournament.
You're gone, right?
It won't be because Jake's the biggest streamer, but he's always on time.
It's a streamer and they're not on time, you're out.
I'm not doing this shit where we wait a fucking hour
for a motherfucker to begin, you know?
We're starting at 520.
That is when we are starting.
If no one's there, say like, say one,
say a team of two is supposed to be there
and one doesn't show, I'm not gonna kick the other one,
but I'm gonna tell the other one, your teammates out.
You need, I will give you a sub, tough shit.
You don't know them, I don't give a fuck.
Here's your sub, bang, you're playing with them, right?
Like that's how it's gonna go, right?
Don't draft the motherfucker, that doesn't show up.
Being for the sub ghost, they give it a three.
But then Jimmy was a huge fan of you
for four months, sadly on Sunday, he passed away,
breath in the chat, it was so sad.
User's fan of you, I'm not asking for a shout out
from his TikTok, I'm not asking for a shout out,
wait, I'm not asking for a shout out him,
his TikTok was the Ranger 21,
if you don't trust anybody,
he would want me to tell you this.
Well, rip the chat to your friend,
and I'm sorry for the loss of your friend, man.
I'm glad Genie was a big fan of mine,
but I'm sorry for the fact that he passed.
That's so sad.
I wish you, your friends that are friends with him
and his family the best,
and I'm sorry for your loss, man.
Have you seen the new game?
People are recommending Mouse PI for hire.
Yes, but it's like a 12 hour game,
so I don't know if I'm gonna play it.
He, Sia, and Ren for the Sub gave 100 for the Sub.
Not that I don't play 12 hour games,
but it doesn't seem like a 12 hour game
that my chat would want me to play.
A 12 hour game my chat would want me to play
would probably need more on the ends of like a Directed 8020,
like a dark anthology game.
Life is strange, call of the lamb,
something that's more interactive.
Mouse PI for hires kind of just like a fucking 2D doom
ask shooter that's in like Mickey Mouse graphics.
Q, Reagan for the Sub.
Maybe I have it on my wish list mouse PI for hire, but it's not a game that I'm definitively
I'm not in a rush to play it. That's the best way I'll put it
I know it just came out, but I'm already in the midst of doing a playthrough
Somewhat of like retro rewind as well as a bunch of other games that were like starting up and other games that are dropping
So maybe I'll start mouse PI for hire, but I don't I really don't know if that's a game
I would end up like finishing
Um, I have to make a schedule for you and not of the schedule, but the next two weeks we're doing a bunch of random games
Then I'm gone filming that video with Jack. Once we're back. We're doing directive 8020
um
And then a bunch of other horror games are dropping and then I'll probably in May
I'll probably try and pull back to at least one game like
Or not pull back. I'll at least try to play one like longer game
Like Outlast 2 or God of War or Life is Strange or MousePI for Hire.
I'll probably end up polling chat on it and we'll just like know life the game for two streams
and just beat it and do like two six hour streams or some shit.
But in May, I'll probably do another longer game.
And we will be doing GTA 5, but that's like way closer to GTA 6's release date.
I'll play GTA story mode though.
But there are a lot of other games that are dropping that story modes that I want to play.
Oh, 007 as well.
I'm going to go back to the
next one.
007 drops late May which we're
going to play.
Ian thinking of the 10 gift
it's common law for the sub
arena and being for the sub
Reagan acute.
All right.
That's the entire lock in.
Idols of ash.
Is the next one we're doing.
We might be doing another
one as well called law
madriguera.
Which is like not a horror
game but kind of a random
What are you doing GTA 5 story note? You pay attention to what I say big dog. Wooo take
even the five. Understandable. Gabe take even the three. I'll see if you're... I'm not playing
either of those. Serena with the sub. Love the streams. I don't like Elder Scrolls games.
But I do like Bethesda. I know many of you play Life of Strange. Yeah, in May I'll
probably play some longer game. I don't know what though. Alright, you'll walk and
Idols of ash!
Why the fuck is it 1280? Well it's in Gears, whatever.
Idols of ash!
Whoa, it's really throwing me into it.
A long journey, a sleepless night, all that matters now is finding it and seeing her.
What?
Finding it and seeing her.
Whoa!
I have tax rent speed.
You peaked that shit?
Okay, I just rubbed out.
You see how fast I run?
Holy, I'm on the moon right now, too.
I got crazy speed.
This game's fire, peer into the distance,
throw grapple and claw,
shift space climb up and pull rope.
Can I take fall damage?
Inconclusive results.
That might have not been far enough.
Okay.
I can surely take fall damage.
I just need to get to the bottom of this place.
Oh my God, is this reverse white knuckle?
Throw grapple claw, slide down rope.
I'm not understanding how I would use this to descend.
Oh, like this.
Oh, this is a little scary.
Okay.
That's not too hard.
This actually seems like a pretty fucking straightforward game.
Where does it get scary?
Oh, okay, okay, settle down, settle down, settle down.
Settle down, where does it go down now, no problem.
There we go.
I'm just gonna get to the bottom.
This is fucking literally right here.
This is easy as shit.
Look at that, already caught it again.
Whoop!
You gotta hit a little swing here.
Guess now?
I'm actually goaded at this.
I'm probably not playing any of the other resident evils.
Camber quality is really well.
Yeah, it's because this game is really grainy chat.
I can't really fix that.
My camera quality is going to be really shitty.
Okay, well, I think I just fucked up the game.
That's probably not any better.
not any better. That's probably not any better. But, um, dude, what is this weird orb of light?
Yo, maybe if I turn on the lights, it'll be better. I probably look like a potato. And
sorry for if this is the YouTube audience as well. There's literally no way of fixing
this. Unless I output my camera separately from my computer, which is just a pain in
ass I'm gonna look like yeah I'm looking like an avocado it's worse you can deal
with it chat trust me whoa whoa wait that's quite nice there's some shrubbery
that's oh is this like a Scooby-Doo ghost town what the fuck is this why am I
seeing people that once were how do I go down oh breathe in ashes I don't know if
I want to do that I don't know if I want to do that I don't know if breathing in
ashes is something that I'm about but you breathe in the ancient ashes the
musty scent of stale air is replaced with pine and morning dew you can
I almost see the faint outline of your village,
stirring awake.
You remember, it was the day you left for this place.
You don't want to remember this.
It serves no purpose to you now.
I should be a voice actor, chat.
I was actually wore a, hold up.
So I used to live here.
I used to be a part of a squad.
maybe shit hit the fan and I ended up leaving I ended up bagging on everybody and now they're dead
Is this like a fire mushroom in Mario am I gonna inherit these power
All that's in Tampa has rekindled some did that say virginity. What did that say? I don't know what word that was
Is that a collectible or
Yo, I swear to God, if somebody starts chasing me, this game is gonna become immediately less enjoyable.
I am fighting with this game right now, and if I hear...
I'm out.
Seems safe enough.
Oh my God, is this like a maze?
Or do I constantly go down?
Because it looks like there's multiple ways I could have gone then.
I
Sorry I
Phantom pain in these types of games
slow and steady
Turn up the graphics I can't it's a grainy game bro. Look what do you want me to do?
It's an exchange. What is monster bio luminosity luminosity monsters?
Monsters go out in the dark?
It looks good now, yeah, because I was paused.
Okay, so there's, at some point there's going to be a monster that's going to chase me,
but it's not bioluminescent.
So we're rolling out a number of sea creatures that could be the culprit.
I lived that fall.
Oh sorry, I forgot I had panopin.
Shattered both my legs there.
Is that a dead guy?
Or are you just a weird shaped rock?
I think this dude was mummified.
If he gets up,
I'm watching you.
I'm not.
My god MLG actually actually crazy why there's a centipede it was a centipede wait I'm actually
so goaded was that not hardcore was that not hardcore as fuck I gotta go breathe
in those ashes though now parkour
oh parkour
Wait, is that thing actively chasing me?
I think we'll be alright.
You breathe in the ancient ashes.
Your grandmother, Kertrude.
She tastes of Mentos and cigarettes.
What possibly the last menthol she smoked.
Oh!
Brax-brax-floss. His kind and sunweathered smile is gone. Replaced with a solid line.
Is there nothing we can do to change your mind?
He places a hand on your shoulder and you shrug it off.
Guilt feels your stomach. You don't want to remember this. It serves no purpose to you now.
Yo, that thing is actually fucking chasing me. Their ashes will remember you. Awesome.
How do I avoid this fucker? Wait, so I feel guilty that I didn't die with the rest of my family?
Will survivors guilt? Do you think I need to collect all these ashes or should I just get the fuck out of here?
I don't know, I'm not really vibing with this little centipede dude that's fucking chasing me.
And I'm dead.
OH MY GOD, CHECK POINT!
CLOUGHTCH!
Oh my God, no way!
I was going to say, if I have the full reset, that would suck.
bro this fucker's chasing me the whole time though there's no where is he I hear
him oh there he is you think I could make a swing all the way over there
Okay, um, how am I supposed to get down?
I gotta get over there, but he's chasing me.
Lil' Lobshot?
Lil' Lobshot, trust?
Lil' Lobshot?
Oh, that's literally on. What are we doing?
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA DIE!
Alright, we're gonna go for some Indiana Jones shit chat.
Vicenapedes on its way.
Watch this.
HOP!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
YO HE'S ACTUALLY BAMBOOT-
Oh, sorry, chat. See, if I had phantom pain, that wouldn't actually hurt because it just
it was an instant death. So I'm still I'm still following the canonical phantom pain rules.
the camera I can't
hope
cool day
another swinger this
out
away
wait why did I take fucking damage
there that oh shit
Oh wait, sorry, I was supposed to have phantom pain in there, Charlie.
Oh, it heals me.
Those are a little health facts, I don't need that shit, get me all the way to the
fucking bottom, bruh, what?
Oh my God, that scared me.
Oh, we make that.
Ready?
Now.
Easy.
Yo, and they're really trying to sit here and tell me that I'm not gonna...
Oh.
Wait, I hear the little fucker running at me right now
I've been evading him up until this point. How do I get over there?
You think I make this oh
No, I could just throw it over
Cameras unaligned. Oh, that's what you mean. I thought you were saying the camera was fucking
I thought you meant the camera the camera quality was fucked. I was gonna say I can't fix that
All right, well this is a little unfair now.
All right, freedom jump.
Whoop!
That sure makes diamonds, chat.
Sometimes you gotta make a fucking freedom jump here and there.
Oh god.
Ow.
Oh my god.
Bro, oh my god, I just skipped the fucking checkpoint.
I just skipped the fucking checkpoint it's whatever oh my god there's one right
there it's right there how do I get over there oh my god it's literally right
there
quick fucking run easy what's the premise of this game I abandoned my family in
this cave and they all died to this fucking centipede monster and now I'm trying to, I
guess, rekindle their memories by snorting their ashes.
You breathe in the ancient ashes. You see the shape of her? It is strong. Hail. Beautiful.
distant. You remember this moment? She waited for months for you to return. Every step you
ever had was taken. Wait, every step you had ever. Every step you had ever taken. Every
step you had ever taken was a step towards her. There we go. Seeing her distant shape
It's unbearable now. It's too far. You don't want to remember her like this.
Oh, so what the fuck is the goal?
Obviously, I gotta go collect this heal. There's a fucking freebie over here. You see this shit?
Easy.
I mean, I really can't eat that.
I hear the worm, or not the worm, the centipede, let's get it going.
Oh my god, I almost just dismounted.
That would have been actually the worst play ever.
Run this shit.
What is that down there?
This is like a super fire.
What?
Ah!
Why is there a light?
Are you serious?
Are we serious?
Oh my God, dude, and I'm backed up against the wall.
Easy.
Swing over, dismount.
Gonna take a little bit of damage there to drop him.
Just stuck my toe.
Dude, this has to be it.
He's still right behind me.
How is he fucking chasing me this fast?
Oh my God, it's broken.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my God.
No!
Oh my God.
Just go!
God damn, what the fuck?
Where the fuck am I supposed to go now?
Even further down?
What the fuck is this?
This is way too fucking scary.
I know the grain is crazy, chat.
Wait, I see the bottom.
That's actually the bottom down there.
Oh my god, we're so close.
What?!
Go! Go up! Oh my god, he's right there! I have to get over there!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Yo, he literally snuck up on me. How did he get me that fast?
Alright, we got a speedrun chat.
That's the only way we beat this.
You have to go so quick.
I didn't know you had to go to the corner over there. I was fucking late.
Make sure to told me that
Look and now I'm at a disadvantage because I'm already starting all the way down here
Or all the way over here
Fucking double you moves man. I'm too good
This now we're just fucking spreading it down here
We just got to reach the bottom. We were actually so close.
I still don't hear anything. That's great news.
Holy fuck.
I'm a jackass!
I'm a jackass! I'm a fucking jackass!
Holy shit, I'm almost dead.
It's fine. It's fine. Oh
God I'm an idiot. Oh, I'm a stupid Judd. I'm a stupid Judd
Just get to the bottom. It's so GGs. I have no health
Did I like I can't even take like regular fall damage
Like it'll just kill me. Oh my god, there's a heal
That's so sweet.
Okay, I know white room gets to the bottom over here.
I have to go to the side.
I have to get to the side quickly too.
I don't even hear the centipedes.
I feel like I am outpacing them three to one run to the run to the run to the end run to
the end and then we descend do you think they're near me and I just can't hear them
because I'm starting to freak out a little bit probably I don't know if I'll take fall
damage from this. A little bit, a little bit, I don't even care. Just go. Just fucking go.
Alright, I think we got lucky. I'm almost pretty sure when you go to, when you go back
to a checkpoint, it like resets the worms. So it actually is kind of crazy to die in
like a good way. This has to be the end now.
Bro, it's not the end. Oh my god, it's not the end. It's not the end. Yo.
No way!
Fucking hell, man.
Are you serious?
This is my last try.
No, this is actually my last try.
Bro, there was a checkpoint right there, and I died.
You gotta be kidding me.
This is my last try.
I'm actually throwing.
I didn't mean to throw.
I'm actually throw up chat. I didn't mean to throw
Bro, you also have to fucking chuck your shit so far
Just go go quick the worm was not near us. I avoided the checkpoint. I
Did not avoid the checkpoint
Awesome don't even care don't even care just fucking run just run
Get me out of here
We're gonna get back to where we're broding up a checkpoint. Yeah, because I died where we oh was that a checkpoint right where I was I
Don't think it was I only saw a heel
It was I don't think it was
I am actually getting like really really good. I feel like I am kind of descending.
It's kind of descending at a speedrunner's pace, you know?
Look at that!
Chat, look at that fluid motion.
The flick of the wrists.
What year was that mean?
Wow.
I actually wouldn't be able to tell you.
of the rest I'm gonna guess was like 2014 I'm gonna take down a chair that's not
2018 now how to be way older than 2018 look at the wrists that mean was pop
genuinely y'all remember the gab and water bottle flip era when that was like
not lame and actually cool. What a weird time to be alive. Oh we're like right there. I don't
think that's a checkpoint check. Like I'm pretty sure that's not a checkpoint. I'm also going
nowhere. I just have to descend. Dude if you just catch yourself, if you don't hit
the ground or just catch yourself with a hook, you like don't take fall damage.
It's like a crazy mechanic. I don't think that's a check. I think that's a heal
spot chat. Is it not? I feel like I just descend past this. Go and find out. No, it's a waste
the time. Wow. That was really fucking rusty. I'm just taking the damage. I don't even give
fuck this is really scary this is really scary oh my god I'm about to die wait
Like I can't I can't I can't fall anymore
I don't think I would take fall damage
That's safe
Just in case
Wait I could go right there. Oh
My god, we're right there is this the end
It's not the end it's not the end you're fucking joking you're actually joking
I died oh my god, I'm alive how my life
What
I was gonna say, what a rope tension snap!
I must breathe in, yashes.
Must smell the scent.
One more sniff.
The centipede bites off both my arms.
Please.
You breathe in the scent.
You breathe in the ashes.
It coats your throat and your lungs.
You fight the urge to cough.
Your eyes water.
What?
Oh my god, are these all dead bodies?
They warned you this place was filled with illusions.
Tricks of the mind, intangible and runnous.
Huh.
It's all dead people.
They claimed all who come here need to face the regret.
Is this like Pompeii where there's like one new jack-in-off?
There was no greater folly than to lose your life for a memory.
The shape of the manifest is behind your eyes.
What do you mean what you've never seen that it's not actually a guy jack-off you just died in that position. Oh
My god
It's her that looks like a Sims character
And y'all have lots of regrets fully silenced
Oh my god is she holding my dead body?
What a game.
Nightmare mode pass, thanks, I appreciate it.
Nightmare mode, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here.
Nightmare mode.
Pass.
Okay, that was fun chat now it's on to barking from the dark. I'm gonna go pee first
Nate and random this up good Indra a gyro and scooby for the sub Jindo and now for the sub Nova the thousand buddies
Thanks for being busy keep the great work. Thank you for making me smile when I have nobody. Well, I hope you're alright, man
I'm sorry that you're gone through shit
Slay none to see with this up see all our thing of the three
Maybe the monsters needs a hug fun for the three type one if Joe start a lozi
Geo, 9th for the sub.
Sin, thinking for the raid.
Ej, 2th for the sub.
Annie, and Fudd, and Mary, for the sub.
Gabe, thinking for the 3.
I know, across chats, I know chats, the general confusing.
My bad, they don't want to seem annoying.
You're not annoying.
Well, they asked you to play them while I was just
wanting your opinion on them.
Oh, I just assumed you wanted me to play them.
That's my bad.
Do you know when you're going to play Call of the Lamb?
No idea.
Nate, for the sub.
All right.
So curious if you meet spit it out. Do you get hives? No, I have to digest the alpha gal
I did an MRE video where I ate beef and just spit it out
Because it's not the it's not on my tongue it's like when I digest the alpha gal sugar molecule
But yeah chat we're gonna do barking from the dark now retro rewind after tomorrow full
reacts philosophy reacts
Geo practice Friday full Geo day
Monday, Saturday, react a, or no, Saturday, yeah, Saturday, react a into a, into a rainbow
tournament.
Sunday, not live.
Monday's going to be random games, probably Kerbal space program, some other random shit
like fun games, maybe like one horror game.
Tuesday, not live.
Wednesday, going to be random horror games, random games.
Next Thursday, Bustbound and then Prattfall and some other friends up that day with
like me, Sneag, Zucine, Chris.
Friday reacts next Saturday, not live. And then we're live like back to back doing disco
a dead at disco reign of games, food challenge reacts. We have the charity stream for Trevor
Project May 4, then I'm gone the seventh to the 11. I'll be live the sixth, sixth,
but for like two hours, the seventh to the 11th, I'm gone. I'm filming a video with
Jack. Maybe two videos, one of mine, one of his two videos, technically, but we're
finally doing the collab, but I won't be live. I'll be posted on YouTube when
We're going to be running out stream for like the rest of May directive 8020 drops
We'll have a charity stream late May as well after Trevor project May 4th
And then we'll go from there. What would be your perfect salad?
Arugula spinach
iceberg lettuce
croutons
hard-boiled egg
Blow fat Italian dressing
probably like shredded chicken but maybe not shredded.
Maybe just grilled like cubed chicken and maybe maybe a little bit of cheese.
I don't really know butter no, not butter, I would go like for the sub king for the
three of the five what is your dream career focus after you finish streaming
travel the world you know fucking have a family at some point I would love to get
into like bodybuilding more seriously when I'm done just get like really into
working out like one of those like Cali moms
I
Don't know I would love to use cycling to I would never be a runner, but I love riding bikes man
I would love to get into like cycling like long long long race cycling
Outside of that I don't really know see you as a lawyer now. I'd never want to be a lawyer
Pro bowling no not probably I would never be good enough moon taking the three watch this
with the chat of my phone W's are my first stream on mostly a YouTube on travel to fun time. Thank you so much
Well, welcome to the stream W chatter
And I hope you enjoy
Do you think you'll play assassin's Creed black flag remake maybe a lot for the sub XP take it to the sub
Maybe meaning maybe not maybe meaning now
Genuinely, maybe I don't know I can't give you a yes though. All right. Yo, count me down 30 seconds. I
Play different song. I feel like I play this all the time
Actually, it's fire never mind
Go to song holy down me down
you
get down on it get down on it
Okay, yep, sorry
Buddy fell in
Sage they give the subject for the sub doofus for the fray
Cell D9 mo take it without our two thousand buddies. That's been weird
What I feel stress everybody have you felt have you ever watched the big let's show I have not
Make a video on it probably not
But I hope you're all right, man. I'm sorry your stress looking for the sub five for the fray
Can you count or I products? Yes exp and loss of the sub not everybody can now
Save sake of the sub came to the sub. All right
Hold up hold up chats. Hold up. Hold up
All right
Okay.
Lock in Shats.
All right, we're gonna go back to
Take it to the three L and uh, take it with the sub men and one take it to the sub but think of the three
Do you have a lazy eye? No, can't take it for the sub mode. Take it to the two thousand beats
All right, yo, I got a lock-in chat. Sorry my mods are all fucking typing
All right
Yo, give me like 30 seconds
All right.
I think we're going to have
a lock in chats CC and C wing
taking the subbellach thinking
that we're a lock in chat next
game change game category we are
doing barking from the dark
barking from the dark into
retro rewind tomorrow as I said
reacts philosophy geo practice
geofriday Saturday reacts rainbow
tourney Sunday not live Monday
Wednesday horror games next week, next Thursday.
Friends off games and bus bound next Friday
reacts next Saturday night live May 4th.
Trevor Project charity stream lock in chats.
Hold up.
One is Geo Gusser just said, buddy.
You paying attention?
You got your sound on?
All right, let's go.
Let's go. He keeps asking if I'm playing Geo. I don't know. I don't know. Stop asking me that.
All right. Lock-in chat. Barking from the dark. Are you playing with Geo with JC? Maybe
tomorrow or today I don't know after barking from dark we'll see what he's
doing we'll see what he's doing maybe but I do want to do retro today or
tomorrow either way we're doing geo today or tomorrow and I gotta do retro
But I want to play this horror game first.
Damn! Fire beast. Let's go.
Crow's trying to kill the vibe in the background.
Barking from the dark.
Why do I have to enter my name?
Should I put my actual name or should I put a funny name?
Bellatom 3.
Sorry, man, I'm not reading any more Big Lez Show comments.
This is the fourth Big Lez Show request.
You're gonna play Contact King again, maybe one more time.
Not today or tomorrow, though.
Funny name?
Eugene.
Eugene. Eugene Blumkin. Railroad Crossing, number 13. The Railroad Crossing operates during night time.
God, this guy's words for a minute are terrible. Oh, I'm the Railroad Operator. Eugene, time is midnight.
I needed a job. I had almost no money.
Well, I gotta talk like Eugene. I needed a job. I had almost no money left.
When I was off for a night shift at the old railway station, I didn't even ask any unnecessary questions.
They said the previous employee didn't even show up for work suddenly. No explanation.
I thought it would just be a job. How wrong was I?
How hard could this job be you toss it back and sub only by the way one train from the mines
All right, oh
My god am I waiting for the bus stop to go to the train go to the control building to start your shift?
Am I here? Can I drink this beer?
I'm a bit of a rebel, if I might say, smashing bottles.
Fuck it.
Somebody just fucking died?
What the hell was that?
Whoa! Who are you?
I'm working here. You're blocking the door. I need to get inside and change.
Well, congratulations. You certainly picked a spot. Or are you certain to pick the spot?
Are you going to move the ATV from the door? I can't get through.
And if I don't? Maybe you can. Standing straight. Very convenient.
Just kidding. Relax. I don't shoot at people.
I just stood here for five minutes. Wanted to check how the optics held up after the fall.
I need to grab a key.
Oh, the key. You're new. The old one, alright.
I just came- I just came to work. And here you are. Who are you anyway? Is he the guy that shipped before me?
I'm a ranger. Forest District Officer. If you want it in city terms.
I was told there are dogs around the crossing. Scary people.
And you're planning to shoot them?
If they're dogs, yes. Only the tracks are weird.
What? He's gonna shoot the dogs?
I mean, it's none of your concern, first day in already questions.
Previous shift guy asks questions at first too, and he stops.
I'll fire a couple more rounds and that's enough, but if you're shot at night, it's
not guaranteed I'll hit the 10.
What's saying that he might shoot me?
What if I stab him in the front of him?
Oh my God!
Am I a ghost?
I'm even looting a fucking ATV, jackass.
Geez.
Can you grab the other can?
There we go.
Move it out of the way.
Thank you, thank you.
Now I can start my shift.
Asshole.
Change into work clothes.
I did not expect the inside to look like this.
This is a shed.
Is this North Korea?
I'm more thinking like Soviet Russia
and very barren outside.
You got some oil pipes on the side there.
I don't know what that is.
I just gotta put on a fucking vest.
First I had to change.
I thought I was gonna get like butt ass naked
in here as a shed.
You all up?
hold up oh my god it's fuckin bullshit alright
Okay, chat.
Lock it in.
Cali of the sub, Matt, take it to 1000.
He's probably not.
MDM and off of the sub.
Lawson, man, take it to the sub.
Mash it off of the sub base.
Take it to the three.
I hope your Wednesday's going well.
I'm going to let you know I passed all my finals.
Dub, now take it to the three.
Oh my God!
My job!
All right, stupid bullshit, lock in.
Stupid bullshit.
Why'd you just scream?
Because everyone and everyone wants to ask me
business related questions while I'm live
and it pisses me off.
All right, have to light a match.
There we go, we gotta start our shift.
Am I gonna like light a candle or some shit?
Oh, somebody's ringing the phone.
Welcome, this is your first shift
and I hope you can handle it.
The job is simple, watch the signals,
raise and lower the barriers
and don't let anything go wrong.
Everything you need to know is on the notice board.
Read it carefully.
We value discipline, mistakes aren't forgiven.
Here, you're not in an office.
This is a critical facility.
First, head to the crossing and tighten the bolts on the tracks.
If anything gets loose, you don't even
want to imagine the consequences.
The tools are on the first floor.
Once you're done, return to your post
and keep an eye on the traffic.
And one more thing, stay sharp.
They don't like it when people lose focus here.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
See, just being vague is fucked for no reason.
Oh my god, is there tea bags?
I love tea.
I don't know what any of this shit does.
This is fucking foreign shit to me.
Foreign technology, man.
Oh, no.
Do the increased incidents of scheduled violations
unauthorized, absence from the post.
The following is strictly prohibited,
leaving the duty room without foul reason.
Closing barriers outside the established schedule.
Turning equipment on or off without proper authorization.
High-risk facility.
Traffic white control instructions.
The panel has two buttons.
One for each traffic light.
Each button toggles its corresponding traffic light
on and off.
Press once, turns the lights on.
Press it again, turns it off.
Green indicator, traffic lights on.
No light, traffic lights off.
Keep an eye on the indicators.
Do not activate the green signal when the barriers are lowered.
Do not leave the shop.
That makes no sense to me.
Control the barriers by moving the corresponding lever up
and down.
So I just work on a train crossing, right?
Green barriers raise red barrier lowered.
And so you turn the lights on and on.
Wait, am I not allowed to do this?
That's very simple.
Okay, I get it.
I understand it.
I saw a toolbox on the first floor.
This must be it.
Grab the steady tool kit.
There may be a tighten the fucking bolts on the track.
Don't you got to tighten the bolts on the track
all the way down?
It doesn't seem very safe that these go loose now.
Or that I could tighten them with just like a regular household screwdriver.
I feel like these should be like sledgehammered into the fucking ground, man.
You're gonna get hit while you would hear the train coming, chat.
Idiots.
You would hear chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a.
Then it would happen.
It's an electric train. You'd still hear it going down the tracks. It's not the gas that makes the noise.
Continue your shift. Simple as that.
So I just turn the lights on and off whenever the fucking train's coming. That doesn't seem that hard, right?
That seems like a fucking easy-ass job.
Relay box status on no errors detected
Is that it?
That's fucking so easy. Should I always have them up and then put them down when a train's coming?
Like they should auto be up.
Was that a train or was it a car?
Search the internet.
Oh, what? CityNews.com.
A wild animal was hit by a train at crossing 13.
No!
At night, at Railroad 13, the driver of a freight chain reported a collision with an
enemy.
Hold up.
Or one of these cars just gonna get fucking hit by a- hit by a truck.
Or not hit by a truck. What are these cars gonna get hit by a train?
Drive to the freight train and report a collision with a large animal.
According to preliminary reports, a deer ran onto the tracks despite the closed barriers and active warning horn.
Oh my god, it's almost like the deer doesn't understand that shit.
The incident occurred on a straight section of the track under low visibility condition.
I
Drowsy 13 do you copy?
Yeah, here you loud and clear all five for now tight the box like you asked
Fuck was that
Some things to my right
Good, I won't stay for log ahead. Oh wait good
It won't stay for quite long a heavy freight trains coming from the mines piece added cars are loaded breaking distances like an airplane
be careful out there all right got it what should I expect it around three
minutes maybe less make sure the cross is closed barrier lights understood why
is it coming at night there's usually roll-in during the day something's messed
up with the schedule out on the mines emergency loading they don't even know
what they're doing just do your job stay focused over and out all right so we
go bank bank on that's fucking easiest shit yo I heard a really wait
basketball was never my forte and I lost the ball I can't even drop it in what
What the fuck?
Easy.
Can y'all say I'm ass to basketball?
All right, you have back on the web?
It's coming in!
You ever do that on a train?
They do it back?
For a semi-truck?
Yeah, that's actually the best vibe ever.
You got a good day when you go like this to a trucker and he does it.
What the fuck is that?
What is this P.O.V.?
Is this that deer that doesn't understand traffic signals?
What was the cross-
There's like an animal over there.
What just happened?
What? Nothing usual day two? So I already passed the first day. What was watching me?
It had to be the dog. The dog that guy said he was trying to hunt and kill. Maybe it's
skinwalker chat that would make the most sense right how the other guy
so the other guy disappeared oh shit
you're the new oh wait no you're different you're a different dude hey
you're the new guy right listen where the fuck is Sarayoga he was supposed to be
here yesterday I called him he doesn't pick up completely off the grid he
disappeared management won't tell me anything who the hell are you who am I
I'm the guy you're fucking serioga screwed over for serious money he took
goods for me for a decent out said in three days I'll return everything double
yeah you just got scammed by a forex trader buddy I don't think you're
seeing that money a day in your fucking life.
Said I'll return it in three days, triple or double.
Even double's crazy.
Three days passed.
It's already been a week.
Phones off, he's not dumb.
His mom says, I don't know where he is.
That piece of fucking shit!
I trusted him like a brother,
and that bastard just vanished!
Last time he talked,
he was asking really,
he was acting really fucking weird.
He kept mumbling about barking in the forest shit.
Oh, barking from the dark?
That's the name of the game.
I told him,
Stereoga, have you completely lost your mind
with the fuck kind of pack?
And he says to me,
you don't understand.
These aren't dogs.
They're skinwalkers.
I called it.
Well, he finally fucked around and found out.
Now I'm standing here like an idiot
looking for this junky piece of shit.
That asshole shows up, tell him to come on, told him I came looking for him, got it?
And he better find himself before I find him.
I'll dig him up from under the ground, that fucker.
Alright, I'm out. This place of yours is seriously fucked up. Good luck, I guess.
Pre-played? It's not pre-played, bro. What do you think the actual enemy in this fucking game is just a stray German shepherd?
I said, what the shit would that be?
Continue my shift.
Well, back to the hoops, I guess.
I actually think it's impossible to wear it.
Interrupting my work!
Crossing 13, do you copy?
Uh, yes, I hear you.
Listen, there's a couple of things I forgot to mention yesterday.
I'm listening carefully.
First, the relay box that's crossed from the building that shuts down your control panels
will be furniture.
So keep an eye on it.
The indicator on your computer should stay green.
If it turns red, go restart the box immediately.
Got it?
Got it.
I'll keep an eye on it.
And one more thing.
Totally set my mind yesterday.
If somebody comes up to call button at the crossing and presses it, that's your responsibility.
What?
Somebody comes up to the call button at the crossing and presses it?
Like I have to talk to them?
We've got all kinds of citizens.
Elderly, disabled, or they're just scared to cross.
Assisting them is part of your duty.
Don't ignore it.
Understood.
I'll keep that in mind.
You can think about a sub only.
Good. Stay sharp.
Have a good shift.
Where's the box across the street?
that over there. If that turns off, I have to go fix it. So it's on. Will it tell me when it's off? Oh my God.
Wait, I gotta turn my DPI down.
Alright, there's a problem. There's no reload. There's no reload mechanic at all. I could
just trigger finger the shit out of the gun you can go full auto shotgun with
infinite ammo I feel like you could stay alive in that world for fucking eight
years. Wow! Oh shit, there's a car. I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm on through.
I'm just gonna precautionarily keep the fucking gates closed.
Is that a helicopter?
Oh no.
They're in the walls!
Wow, it makes that loud of a noise when this turns off.
How the fuck do you turn it back on?
How did- do I have to grab- do I have to grab like tools?
You have to grab like tools or something to Zario at the end.
Thank you for the sub Vest commander men.
Thank you for the three Park and SM.
Thank you for the subs in or either the sub Fiddler and Ollie of the sub.
Ask a why are the gig of the sub.
You have to hit the button.
All right.
What button?
I thought I was pressing on the holes. I have to press on the buttons under the holes
okay all right like that was not a human bark that was let's let's see you back at
action need to get me to check if everything upstairs is working oh my
god what if it's just like some dude in a dog in a dog costume that would be
even fucking scarier. That sounded like a human making a barking noise. It was like
behind me. It was in that direction, right behind that tree again. Should I go
investigate it or no? Check for control panels? What does that mean?
Can you hear me? Am I out of clear? Did something happen? The monitors are
They're tearing into the ground like mad men again.
Looks like they're gonna be paid by the meter now,
not by the hour.
The train will be packed soon, it's heading your way.
You know what that means.
Yep, time to tighten the bolts again.
Exactly, you're our nut and bolt guy here.
So if that new magic ratchet, get to the tracks.
I'll call you when the train departs.
Got it, anything else?
They found a mold animal near your crossing this morning.
Oh, that's great.
Not sure if it was a dog or something else.
Don't want it around at night.
It's night time and you're telling me to go wander around, so... okay.
Did he say something about that's how the previous guy got fucking...
dispatched or something or he went missing?
I am not like in this.
Ah-
AHHHHH!
OOF!
dude who the fuck is this guy and they all they're literally just all the same
skinned white Sims character over the fucking different colored beanie is this
the guy I saw in the beginning or the dude that's chasing the crackhead I sorry
didn't mean to scare you are you okay wait are you okay what are you doing
here yeah I think so I just got scared I saw a torn ran in what who are
Where have you just come from?
Thought somebody was chasing me. Probably a dog.
Dog?
It felt like they were chasing me. I didn't see anyone.
At first it was quiet, then sudden barking.
Didn't look back. I just ran.
I didn't mean to bother anybody. Just got scared.
I was heading to the bus stop.
If you want, you could stay. It's safe here.
Thanks. I've calmed down already.
Are you the guard? Do you work here?
Yeah, every night.
Seems like I picked the wrong time for a walk.
That's okay. The bus stop is just a bit further down the road.
Yeah, that's where I was headed.
Take care and keep your eyes open. I will. Thanks again. Jesus Christ. I got fucking scared.
Why do I have to tighten a million bolts?
I'm just gonna go spam collect them. Literally just get this shit done and move on. Holy fuck. Hurry up.
No, no, no!
If I sort here and...
See some dude in a fucking clipper costume.
You shoot him right between the eyes.
Run the fuck back.
I swear if they jump scare me again, that'll be so lame.
Oh, I forgot that train's coming soon.
You gotta be ready for that.
They say that somebody presses the call button too.
I think this is how I talk to them.
If they go over there, they press the call button.
I'm able to speak to them. I gotta turn these on.
Oh, fucking hell, there's a car coming.
The train's not on the way, right?
He said he would give me a call when it's coming.
It's a regular taxi, is that guy at the bus station down there?
I see him.
Let me make sure he's safe.
All right, he got in, good shit.
Close this back up.
God damn chat, do you think it's actually a dog chasing us or something else?
Random barking noises that guy was hunting it
We heard it wants to he probably heard the same thing sort of running towards our direction another car
You know you need to stop I'm just let him through
He said he'd give me a call when the train went through so I'm full trusting that if the train hits this car
It's not my fault. Hey buddy. Come on. Oh
Peppin your step. Hey, I know it's a big lip you got a van there
I'm frozen to misery, Dan.
Where's fucking Scooby?
Yeah, why are you stopping?
Whoa.
What the hell is this jackass?
It's going to press that call button,
and no one's going to be there.
In like 30 minutes, we're going to be playing, and there's going to be- it's going to pre-
I'm going to see, bing, bing, bing, and there's going to be nothing.
I'm going to have to go like, walk out there and turn some fucking alarm off or some shit.
She's a mailman.
Oh, you're a new employee, huh?
Uh, yeah, yeah, just started recently.
I see, what happened to, uh, what's his name?
Sergei I think he used to be here all the time. Oh my god, should I give them Russian accents I?
Don't know if I could do that what happened to uh
Not gonna do that
Of what happened to uh, what's his name Sergei? He used to work here, right? I
Don't know he wasn't here when I arrived
They said he didn't show up for a shift
Well, uh, people come and go. Same in the post office, always someone new.
Anyway, here's the letter. He sent it himself about two weeks ago.
Oh my god, he sent it to me and it's a warning. Oh, fuck now.
It was returned. The recipient no longer lives at that address. Marked as address C moved and returned to sender.
All right. Oh, all right. I'll give it to him if he shows up.
Uh, do that. Looks like some paperwork. Check it yourself. Might be important.
Or maybe not. I don't read them.
All right, I'm off. Good luck. It's not a noisy place, but stay sharp.
Uh, thank you. Have a good trip.
I am so opening this guy's mail. Oh my God. I am so opening this guy's mail.
I can't take it anymore. It's unbatterable. Here during the day the sun burns. Everything
irritates me. Night is better. Galmur. I sit in the tower, watch the barriers, listen
to the silence. But it's not the same anymore. Sometimes here parking from the forest. Not
Those are shirts.
Motherfucker, I'm getting into this!
Bro.
You're a loser, dude.
13th, do you copy?
Copy that.
As always, the mind of a dint it.
They loaded the train,
supposed to carry the whole line away.
Now they're stood, has the train departed?
Yup, it's on the way.
Okay, got it, close to the crossing.
That's why the whole crossing
ends up falling apart,
bolts flying everywhere.
All right, you know what to do, over and out.
Okay, jackass, let me get back
to read my fucking letter, idiot.
I can't read it!
We have to go back to the VOD.
Wow, what a dickhead, no? I mean, I'm literally mid-letter. We have to go back to the VOD.
He was giving me a forewarning, and I couldn't finish it.
Hold on. I'm rewinding in the VOD.
Pausing.
Sometimes the air barking from the forest, not dogs for sure.
I checked, no tracks.
At first I thought I imagined it, but it kept happening every night, like it's calling.
I tried to ignore it, but I can't anymore.
Tonight, I'm going there, I don't know if I'll be back.
If you're reading this, stay alert, there's something in the forest, and it knows we're
here.
Wow, chills.
Oh my god, actually.
I'm not even fucking around.
That's scary.
Dude, I would quit this job immediately now.
Like, are y'all staying here?
Like, what the fuck?
Why the hell would I stay here?
Something's in the forest.
I get a note from Sergei.
Probably the most badass name ever.
By the way, I gotta say that.
The most badass name ever, Sergei,
leaves me a message that he's going into the forest
if he doesn't come back something took him and he's gone so I'm probably not
fucking with that shit my name's Eugene okay I'm getting one piece
maybe the train will hit whatever that dog creature is
There he goes.
Long train, holy.
How many carts we got on this one?
Fucking 30?
My god.
It's still going.
There we go.
Oh my god, I hate that.
That alone scares me.
Don't just throw me in a day three.
Do I only run the night shift here?
What a terrible job.
No one lives under the crossing.
Is there a way that I can give myself a nerdy
Discord mod voice
of a Russian man?
For Eugene, I've been going with like,
Well, I don't know.
Well, no, you can't do it.
You can't do it. You can't do it.
It's not possible.
Police. What are they looking for?
Oh, shit, this guy's stocked up.
Hey you! Stop right there!
Who are you?
You shift worker or what?
I'm working here. What are you doing?
I came on the call. They promise we'd shoot stray dogs. It's empty here. Not a single one
If you're working don't loiter in front of me. Go to your post
I'll sweep the forest one more time. Did it come here for nothing?
Fine, let me thrill
Don't give me orders. Got it? End of the crossing. Move along. Don't walk. Don't daw-
I don't think I've ever heard that fucking word before. Yo, he's gonna die
Hi.
Chat, take our bets, over-under?
Over-under he dies?
I'm saying the odds betting-wise are minus 500.
I think that car is going to be there the rest of the day.
That one feels like a half-ass walk around the shed
and then just leaves.
Is this on?
Yeah.
I don't even need to check.
It makes that loud-ass beeping noise.
But computer has no purpose.
Wait, oh my god, wait, let me make a hoop.
It's impossible, I'm telling you.
Like the backboard is too strong.
I feel like I need to like crouch down.
How are you supposed to fucking...
There's blood on the conch.
What?
Where?
MCP, what does that mean?
Oh, that's like a Slavic language.
Are we in Russia?
We could be in like Ukraine.
We could be in like a cold Ukraine.
We're not necessarily in Russia.
I just assume we are.
Oh, it's Moscow police. Yeah, that makes sense.
No way there's already a car.
All right!
Fucking asshole.
He's not looking. It's like Geogesser.
Bro, I've been playing GeoGuessir too much for practice that now, everywhere I go, I'm
just like, oh, that's a good spot.
Oh, that's a great, whoa, what a great sign.
Oh, what a great sign dude, that would be like OP.
Oh dude, there's a URL.
Oh my god, wait, no, literally the URL, it says, oh, it says where we are.
This is a slow burn game, yeah, I love it.
I fucking love it.
Operator, come in!
Uh, yep, here ya.
We're detecting interference on the communication line
between the mines and the railway crossing.
The instability level isn't critical,
but there may be short interruptions.
Is the cause identified?
Not yet.
Maybe a cable got damaged or the equipment's acting up.
If it gets worse, we'll have to climb down
into the service wells and check.
For now, just giving you a heads up so you're prepared.
Understood, I'll stay alert.
Good, over and out.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Do I have to walk all the way over there?
What do you want?
Who are you?
She just starts barking at me.
Yeah, she kind of looks like a, she kind of looks like a Hapsburg child.
I'm sorry I said that.
I think my lighter went out.
She looks like me.
So you're saying I look in sastral that's fucked up
I'll excuse me. I don't know if I can do a woman wash an eye
Excuse me. You work here, right? I
Have a problem
Yes, what happened? I was driving here and it seems like I ran over something
There was a loud noise. The car jolted. Somebody made a noise like something along the lines
I can't really remember, but...
AHHHHH!
YOU BROUGHT MY LEGS!
And something like that. I think I might have hit a deer.
A couple of seconds later, bang! The wheel came off.
And what was it? A rock? A pothole?
I stopped, went back, put on the road, nothing.
No debris, no rocks, nothing at all.
Alright, where's the car?
Are you fucking serious, Eugene?
Literally 8 feet in front of you.
A little further, but I'm aside of the road.
I'll shine my flashlight.
Oh, thanks for showing me.
I think I'm like a bat.
I have fucking light blindness.
You're telling me I couldn't see this shit?
I don't know.
I feel like I'm about to get human trafficked or some shit right now.
right now she seems like she bought a skimpy.
Here's my car.
I've already taken out the jack and rode the wheel over.
Honestly, I've never used it.
It's my father's car.
And he always did it himself.
Ah, I got it.
I'll take care of it.
I'd really appreciate that.
Yeah, we're really betting that I know how to use a
fucking car.
Just ignore it.
Y'all just ignore it.
Don't even think about it.
Put the car back on.
Call it a jack.
And let's get the fuck out of here.
Well done.
I was faster than I expected.
Thank you so much.
I don't even know what I would do if you hadn't come.
And now you can drive safely.
Maddub.
Just be careful.
The road here isn't very friendly.
Yes, understood. I'll try to get there without any trouble.
Thanks again.
Take care. I have to get back to work now.
Be careful I-
I didn't put that on.
I didn't put that on and I'm pretty sure I closed the door.
Am I crazy or what?
I'm pretty sure I closed the door.
I know I didn't fucking I didn't turn those lights on I never turn those lights on unless the train's coming
Boring play dark barking from the dark. All right, sorry
All right, we're on barking from the dark now
Another car coming
The boss
He always gives me a call before the train comes, so it's always safe to just do that,
because I'm pretty sure I always have to tighten the bolts too.
And, so you give it that old.
Operator, listening, now listen carefully, the train's getting ready to depart,
it'll leave in the mines soon. Before it passes, you need to check the sleepers
and tighten the bolts in the crossing.
Once you're done, return to your post and wait for my command.
Got it, I'll check the fastenings and wait for your call.
this is where I die this is where the dogs get me
oh god this is gonna be bad
wait that was that was the first guy's gun you heard that right
That was the guy in the beginning.
He had that same hunting rifle.
He made that same exact noise.
But he's been gone for like four days now.
But there's no way.
Run!
I'm a work as fuck crossing 13 attention train is already moving your way close the crossing
Stay put once the train passes blah blah blah yep yep understood cuz he goes over it
And lights on
I really don't do that i'm here not crow again
I've really gotta hear the crow in the beginning of the game. Maybe i'm just noticing it now
Or somebody there
I think the trains get longer every time too.
That ass to be, dude.
Look how long this shit's going for.
24? Oh, 24 every time. I was going to say no other 24 cars there.
All right, there we go.
Someone's got it.
Operator, come in.
How about the line? I hear you clearly.
The communication with the mines is completely lost.
You need to restore it as soon as possible.
Behind the building, you have a well with equipment.
Huh?
Behind the building, you have a well with equipment.
Inside is a cabinet with fuses.
You need to open it and make sure everything inside is in order.
If you find a blown fuse, replace it without questions.
The line depends on it.
I've understood, and if you specifically should watch for it during the check.
Follow the instructions up to the cabinet, check the fuse, replace it.
Got it. Adding there now.
If you update it as soon as the connections are stored, report it immediately.
Okay.
Go down into the well.
I have to go underground in that fucking thing in here?
Did I bra- I don't know if I bra-
Oh, hell no.
No way back? What do you mean no way back?
Why, you can't title the chapter no way back!
That's not fun!
Oh my god, I'm gonna be stuck in a fucking sewer, dude!
I thought it was gonna be like an outside world. What the fuck is this?
Ugh, final letter of short communications with the mines. Yeah, I can read that.
Administration attendance, 3-8-25.
If the connection with the mines goes down again, don't panic.
Santa can symbol in the distribution cabinet you need to set the load to 16kw.
Then the line will come back on. 16kw.
Don't help me.
Let me thank you.
Alright, we're at zero.
We're going to do negative 10, 5, 12, 23, 11.
10, 5, 12, 23, 11, 16.
DUD! Now I need to get outta here.
I'm gonna see some shit.
AHHHH!
Oh, it's just a dude with a dog mask.
I literally said it was gonna be a dude with a dog mask.
Wait, that's like, kinda cringe.
It's just a guy that's barking.
He's just locked me out. You know you gotta be dead ass? Find a way to get out. You're
fucking joking. It's just some cult member dude. That's what this fucking shit is. If
he starts running at me I fucking swear. Okay. What the fuck is this? Why am I turning
on a generator. Oh, generators only needed for the elevator. Everything else runs from the
main power line. If you need to start the generator, follow this order. Fill it with fuel, press
on, press the start. Shit. I need to go get fucking fuel. I hope that's a cult that
follows a skin walker. I hope it's just a solo dude in a dog mask. A lone wolf, if you will.
Okay, this is the elevator. The elevator won't look without power. Great call out Eugene. The
Beautiful call-out Eugene. I had no idea.
All right, well propane won't work. I need like gas.
Simple enough.
He's waiting again. He just chops the generator clean cut off and then just goes now you'll have no way to get out of here.
Fucking easy.
I think we're safe.
Yeah.
The elevator's just full of dogs.
Oh, RRRRR! RRRR! RRRR!
Ahhhh...
I have to go down?
What do I have to go down?
What is all this shit? Too deep for an ordinary railway crossing? I wonder who even built this.
A gas leak has been detected in several tunnels.
The gas is toxic.
Movement through contaminated sections is already permitted while wearing a gas mask.
Entry without protective equipment is extremely prohibited.
Okay, toxic gas is over there, but I need to go in there.
Is there a gas mask in this room?
What the fuck?
Fuck. You think I just run in there with no mask?
There was somebody at the window? What do you need?
There was somebody standing right here?
I see a light flickering over there. I need to put in a code, though.
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Ah!
Excuse me, sir. Do you know where a gas mask is?
Could I have you a gun?
Code 4713. The code section sealed itself. I should have stopped earlier.
There's a group of people down below. Organize.
They're called I saw a ritual one person died. They know I'm here
They're gonna tack right away. They play with me waiting for my mistakes. I know they're nearby
I won't let them take me alive the last bullet is for myself
If somebody finds this tell them I came out the retreat
471 today
What if I start acting like a dog though? Do you think they would accept me into their pack?
Like if I prove my worthiness? Chad, if you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?
That's the other worker to start barking. I don't know if that's gonna work if I was trying to if I was trying to
Enter a call of other dog-like humans. I think the dog bark I would go with would be like a
go. More like a, uh, a mixture of maybe a Labrador and a maybe like a Labrador
Rottweiler mix, you know, something like that, something along those lines. Well,
like threatening yet calming, you know, threatening yet calming, you know,
protective yet dangerous. I think they would like that. All right. Well, let's
I'm gonna say what's up to this dude.
Oh, who's there?
Is anyone there?
Oh, he's blind now.
They stabbed his eyes out.
That's where you play a little trick on him.
You know?
Is anyone there?
He starts going,
Oh no!
No, please!
I'm from the railway crossing, new shift, fell into the well, who are you?
The one from before you, I was supposed to meet you up there.
Something went wrong, I haven't been staying here.
How did you get in here? What did they do to you?
One night, I went into the forest to check where the bucking was from.
And I realized they weren't dogs, they were people.
I knew that off the first bark.
Those bastards barking in the dark.
Who are they?
A cult had been here for a long time.
Hiding and waiting for the beast to wake up.
The beast?
What are you talking about?
Somewhere nearby, down below.
I can hear it breathing.
I saw it just once.
After that, they took my eyes.
They're afraid that when it wakes, it'll sense the human in them.
That's why they hide behind the masks, park like dogs, even talk like that to each other.
Hide, wait! Do you hear that? Footsteps! Someone's coming! Go! Quickly! Hide!
What the fuck?
Yo, I soloed that jackass. I'm so sorry. His visuals have to be so bad, bro. He's going
in a new business. I'm literally, I'm still dipping the piss out of him. Can I leave now,
Or...
Oh my, I'm Marlboro Cigarettes?
Oh
Wait, so that's probably do they blocked me out what the fuck I
I feel like I could sidestep the fuck out of them.
Dude, what the fuck?
How are you supposed to fight back?
How much does that have to be a weapon?
What?
Hold on, let me scan the room.
I was about to fight back.
I was like, bro, there has to be a weapon.
What? Hold on, let me stand in the room.
Yo, there's nothing useful. Weave him?
You think I could actually weave him?
Alright, fuck it.
Oh, maybe not.
Should I close that door?
Thanks, Doc.
The door code has been updated. Destroy this note after reading 1207, 1207. Remember that.
1207.
Easy.
They think they can stop me when I'm Eugene.
They think they can stop me?
Mmm, dead guy, dead guy.
AHH!
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
Oh, that's the beast. That's just a werewolf. Are they gonna, like, sacrifice that human or something?
Oh my god, it's that woman!
The one with the fucked up tire!
No way that werewolf thinks they're dogs, bro. That guy is wearing a fucking flannel jacket
Rough rough rough rough
Rough rough
That's the top dog. That's level 99 mafia boss right there suit and tie this guy means business blue eyes as well
Yellow eyes chug level blue eyes big dog
Oh, they're going to open it?
I think they're all going to die here.
Oh, they're feeding her to him.
So, what's the plan here, like release the werewolf, control him with some sort of mind-altering
thing and then conquer the world or... you know. Because they don't really have any proof that
they won't die to the werewolf either. They're kind of just haphazardly wearing masks.
You have to kill the wolf. Yeah, I've kind of figured that out. Oh my god, wait it didn't kill him.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, it was that simple for him to control it?
Dude, where will Finn eat the person?
It just broke them.
Or not broke them, killed them.
Our path is nearing its end.
The beast is almost satisfied.
It's breathing as grown deeper.
Its scars are closing the fragments of its aging power return to it like birds to the nest
The years of our labor were not in vain
Every person taken from the world above every heart offered to its jaws has strengthened its flesh and fury
Let no one doubt it. They were right to choose the barking of the night over the human speech
It recognizes us though not harm those who wear the mask of a dog
Okay, so I just got a kill guy with a dog mask senses us
the mark of the pack. Our final goal, when it fully recovers, will lead it to the surface
to place, to the place where weak people still believe the world belongs to them. We will
hide no longer. Yo, I'm not going to be that guy, this thing would get mowed down and Swiss
cheesed by any fucking redneck in Louisiana with a fucking AK-47. I mean, if we're
being real this this this wolf creature gets just murdered in like five seconds
like this thing is not surviving a life in the war in the overworld where it's
gonna start eating people yeah it gets a hundred people killed and then they
just nuke it it's saying I can break this with a hammer and I'm assuming I
need to do that at some point. I don't think there's anything around me that would let me do that though.
But I feel like pulling the fire alarm's a good play.
Looks like I need a keycard to call the elevator. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, that's great.
The flesh must be fresh. The blood not yet cooled. The victim must see darkness not light. When brought before the beast, the eyes must be gouged out or covered with a blindfold. This commands the customs so that the victim does not hold the true face of the beast.
Everyone who enters the beast's hall must wear the muzzles of the dog.
Guess we become part of the pack.
Okay, these guys are winging. Jesus.
Okay, well...
Am I not gonna die going back this way?
What?
Yeah, I need a key card chat chat I already put in 1207 to escape I need a key card
right or no hold up as a wired gig
Nazario F Rye brain in the subgroup
the three muscular of the subrandom
thank you for the 50 years NFG for the
sub Z game mystic lathe coral jewels
uni and Sebastian for the three
miss my bets earlier Phoenix thank you
for the sub hold up
I'm sorry I missed your bits earlier Sebastian. Could you tell them on what you said because
I can't look back right now. I have no friends I'm 15 I feel dull and boring around people
don't know how to connect with anybody how do you become so extroverted just fucking repetition.
You become you're introverted for lack of experience you become extroverted the more
you talk to people you kind of have to force yourself to go out there join clubs talk
to people have interaction some of them might not be great but they give you the experience
and then the confidence to go out and have more.
I'm sorry you're dealing with that though, Sam.
All right, hold up.
Hold up.
10 seconds, not even.
Hold up.
Okay, walk in.
I have no idea what I need to get.
He said during the 420, he said during the 420 shumon,
you inhale smoke, do you inhale through your nose
or just through your mouth?
No, I don't inhale through my nose.
Oh, well, I might exhale through my nose,
but you only inhale through your mouth.
Say it in for some, you don't inhale through your nose.
Yo, chat, how do I get out of here?
I need a way to open this,
but I don't know where I get a key card.
It still lets me walk back this way which makes me think there's like something back here, but
Oh wait
No
It's not back there bro, but where is it? I have to break chat. There's no code the code on the door. I already used
Stop being stupid
Try to vent.
Bro, honestly, that might be the only fucking plan.
I need to break this, but I don't know how.
There's no object that I could pick up.
Are you fucking serious?
like oh my god I thought that was a fire alarm it's a fucking key card no way
that took me that long
S equal to sub sign and a B1 to sub sign.
Bro, I did not know that was a G-Guard.
Alright.
These fuckers might be waiting for me.
We'll be going here.
There's a hammer and a button.
Okay, but what's in here?
Branded for the five subs.
The beast will soon sacrifice the final blood sacrifice, not be without his sacrifice at
all.
Before resting to the surface, he must recall the forgotten skills of the hunt, feel the
fear of the fleeing prey, and taste the thrill of pursuit.
Preferably alone, without any means of protection, or without the possibility of
receiving help, the hunting hall has been prepared.
Oh my god, I'm gonna end up going into the hunting hall, and I'm gonna have to
fucking kill the beast.
Take me into the three.
Coming back from Cali Rehab and alcoholism, I'm 21 and I appreciate your messages getting
help.
I need, uh, uh, getting the help I need with inspiration from your message.
Well, I'm glad you're getting the help you need, man.
I'm sorry you're going through that.
I hope you're all right, brother.
Oh my gosh, should I check on her dead body?
She is definitely dead.
I don't see a world where there's a chance she's alive.
Alright, that doesn't open.
Why does it let me open and close those?
Can I go through any of these doors?
He's gonna fucking see me.
Oh, he knew I was here.
Do you hear it?
I had no doubt.
You must be thinking you've gone too far.
You think it's just a coincidence that you are simply unlucky?
No.
You're here because we allowed you to be here.
We saw you coming down.
We heard every step you took.
We counted how many times you stopped.
We could have sealed the corridors.
Left you in the dark.
But we decided you needed to reach this place.
The ritual's almost complete.
The blood has been taken.
The flesh offered.
But it's not enough.
The peace cannot be released weak.
The beast cannot be released weak, to fully recover and must remember the hunt.
We've watched you from the very beginning, at the crossing, in the building, in the wells.
You were patient, you were careful, you went where others would not.
That makes you suitable, that is why you are here.
Run if you want, hide if you think it will help.
Only one thing matters, that the hunt begins.
Okay, well, this seems a little unfair.
This seems a little unfair now.
I'm just getting right.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
The rail car's locked.
The key was left on the table.
Fuel has been...
Wait, is it paused when I'm reading this?
Because he's like five feet away from me.
The rail car's locked.
The key was on the left on the table.
The fuel's been drained and moved to the storage.
The storage is secured with a chain and a lock.
because he's like five feet away from me. Roko's locked, he was on the left on the
table, feels a drain and moved to the storage. The storage is secured with the
chain and the lock, bro. That is too much, that is too many words for me. That is too
many fucking words for me. Oh my god, I gotta read it again. The keys left on the
table, feels been drained, moved to the storage, stored, secured with the chain and a lock. Okay, unlock, unlock the rail car and get fuel for that shit.
are we dead ass I heard him and I was like I don't see him I don't see it
that's weird what the fuck am I supposed to do I can't unlock it by the way
Let's start the handball.
Alright, he's just gonna see me.
What the fuck, dude?
Let's go!
How am I supposed to get in there?
No!
What?
The locker?
I need a openness.
How do I open that?
Bro, you just scared me.
That's so lame.
The walker? I need a openness.
How do I open that? Bro, you just scared me. That's so lame.
Bro.
I think I just need to shock this at it.
F**K!
Jack, how do I open it?
The key... Bro, the keys for the trail car.
Where's the trail car?
He sees me, no way.
This guy's gonna take over the world, he just saw me running into the locker and
then ran away. What an idiot. This thing's your fucking savior.
Yo! Kill!
I'm not understanding.
I can't tap out of this my game just freeze
what the fuck just happened
I can't fucking move oh there we go
I literally don't understand where I'm supposed to go. I literally don't understand where I'm supposed to go. I can't open this.
I actually physically can't open this.
How am I supposed to get in there? It's hidden.
All right, well I guess we're looking around.
How do you fucking tease me?
Bro, there's actually...
I have to move that? I have to get over there without even seeing me?
I can't even crouch.
What?
No!
This is unfair!
This is unfair.
He's gonna kill me again.
I'm literally just trying to go for it over.
Maybe this thing is the alpha.
The first thing is the alpha that's gonna kill everybody.
ROAR!!!
This is the worst final boss fight in the fucking world!
He's just gonna see me.
ROAR.
Look out for bass! Oh my god there's ball cutters.
Probe. Let's give a stand, man.
He sees me.
This is the worst. This is the worst boss fight ever. Dude, I'm like scripted to die like 90 times.
You know how long you would have to just run back and forth? This thing scans so fast and he literally outpaces you, you just can't hurt him.
Like, you can't stun him, and look, he sees me, and I'm just dead. Look how fast he's moving.
And there's like fucking two lockers in the entirety of this game.
He's just opening it.
Wow, this is such a lame ending.
There's literally two lockers.
There's one there, one there, maybe there's another one and I just haven't seen it.
But it's like he sees me and I'm just dead.
He sees me.
I know it's family, but it's like how nice was to not get scared?
I'm doing one task done and I die. He's right there already.
Turn this thing scan it.
This is so stupid.
This is actually the dumbest boss fight in the world.
Oh my god.
I can't hide.
There's no...
Like, I think it's a very decent crowd scanty.
He's going to see me right here and he's going to kill me.
How do I even get the phrase easy?
He's gonna see me right here and he's gonna kill me.
How do I even get from Gracie's name?
Close the door.
Start it, start it, start it, start it, start it, start it, start it, start it.
Oh my god, you're fucking kidding me.
You're joking.
He's going to be on top of it, he's going to be on top of the tram.
I didn't kill the beast!
They knew this would happen!
The guys from the beginning!
Oh my god, wait, he's, he's like headshot to him!
He can't miss!
I survived!
The Ranger pulled me out.
The same one who was at the crossing.
He didn't ask me anything.
He drove me far away from that place.
The crossing was closed a few days later.
The tunnels were filled in.
Everything was went off as an accident.
I tried to forget, but sometimes, at night,
I hear that barking again.
All right, the ending was kind of cinema.
That boss fight was terrible, though.
Dude, I'm in a room.
I'm in a room the size of, like, half a football field.
Filled with shipping containers. There's something auto scanning me and the wolf runs three times as fast as I can
There's two lockers. I could hide in and I have nine tasks
Gator thinking of the three
2020 my grandpa died of testicular cancer rip of the chair
My friend Mitchell's currently has leukemia f kids on the channel
I'm sorry for the loss of your grandfather or your great-grandfather actually
And I wish Mitchell the best with his leukemia treatment. I'm sorry that your friends going through that
That's terrible, man.
Mark, thank you for the five gifts.
It's CLR, Steven, and it's thank you for the tier two.
Broccoli, oh, and RL for the sub-president.
Broccoli, thank you for the sub-damn thing.
Thank you for the three.
Flying Cali, Washington for rehab, alkalism.
Already with that.
All right.
Chat.
That was a W game.
I got to piss real quick, and then we're going to hop into probably some retro rewind.
If I had a guess.
Hold on.
Shout me down.
I might be like a minute.
I have to fucking pee. I might grab a snack.
Maybe.
Ah, we'll play this.
All right.
What's happening?
All right, can we stop spamming?
Mods, please stop spamming.
Mods.
Bro, mods, please.
like I'm not I'm not trying to crash out right now like I'm really not trying to
crash out right now last thing of the three what do you ever consider now let
think of the sub game think of it three you don't think of the five gift it's
Let's think of it the tier two.
Kenzie for the sub.
Gator thinking of the three.
It was the mods?
I know it was the mods,
but it's like, they're just being,
like I don't know why they're being annoying right now.
Who's we?
Well, I know Samantha, you're fine,
but specifically Zod and fucking Scully, generally.
OK, chat, lock in.
We're going to hop on retro rewind.
What happened?
You know what happened, job.
Just come on, bro, please.
All right, walk in.
Presley, take it with a thousand please.
Go through it sometime lately.
What you do helps.
What are you doing a philosophy stream?
Thursday, tomorrow.
Well, it's React philosophy and maybe Geo guess her.
right now. Maybe a little bit
of Geo Gesser after but probably
just retro rewind tomorrow.
Reacts philosophy Geo practice
Friday Geo Gesser Saturday
Reacts rainbow tournament Sunday
not live Monday random games
Tuesday not live next Wednesday
horror games random games next Thursday
a
bus bound in friend slot next
Friday reacts next Saturday not
live next Sunday is going to be
reacts in the food review and then
next Monday is going to be the Trevor Project charity stream
in random games.
Then I'm going the 7th to the 11th,
but I'll be back grinding out stream.
Bark for the sub.
Ice for the sub.
All right, lock in.
Once you jinx the IRL stream, no idea.
Stop asking.
It's really annoying.
I get asked that every day.
Please stop asking.
All right, lock in chat.
We are about to hop on Retro Rewind.
Continue our little play through of that
Maybe run a little bit of geo to Vargan you need for the sub CLR for the sub
Okay
Hold up there we go
Friend group gets in trouble only two guys get in trouble. Well thought you know why I'm annoyed right like like I'm not trying
I'm not gonna go on this ramp, but it's like you know, you know why I'm annoying, right?
Lockers.
Alright. I'm gonna take a Peskini's pause stream. I'm like genuinely thinking about just like I'm modding Skullia for the rest of the day.
Quarters all levels are rising I
Need to simmer down. I need to calm down. I need to chill out
Quarters all max that way
Okay, I've calmed down I
Have retroactively lowered my cortisol levels, and I'm back at a standard
I'm not all of us at this point.
I need you guys.
As much as you guys are annoying me at times,
you guys are very useful and very nice.
Sometimes.
Not trying to glaze my mods,
but right now they've been annoying me,
but I do really like my mods.
They're very nice.
They're just rage baiting sometimes.
And it's only some of them, you know.
Taylor never rage baits.
Samantha never rage baits.
Libby, 99% of the time doesn't rage bait.
Skully two, and Zod on the other hand.
50-50.
I don't rage bait.
You 100% do rage bait.
All right.
Well, we're back, chat.
This is probably a second part in the same.
episode of a farts busters retro rewind video. We just recently renovated our movie store.
Double the chat. We expanded. Look at this chat. We have so much more space. We reorganized
our shop. We have a new releases section. We have an adult movie section on the right
right side now. Two snack stands and what? Okay, yes, I'll reserve your fucking movie.
And now we have two action sections, two drama sections, two sci-fi sections, two horror movie
sections and a romance section. And we're looking to expand. The only problem is we
We are broke.
We have no money.
I spent all of our money in the last episode or last stream and I have $2.86.
We just unlocked a new genre of movie, I believe.
We unlocked Christmas films.
I have the block of rebellion, I think.
We unlocked Christmas films, yeah, right here.
But I can't buy any of them.
So we'll start selling Christmas movies soon.
I need to get another shelf for romance movies, and then I like having two six-tier shelves
for each movie genre, just so we never run out of space.
And then we have the new genres there.
I'll keep the romance one right now.
I'll probably add one to this one, just because I don't have a lot of stuff of each of them.
And then we'll go from there.
Another phone call.
It said free movies?
Where?
Oh my god, 10 random free Christmas movies.
The problem is I have nowhere to put them.
I don't have a shelf to put them on.
Should I just put them on a romance shelf for right now?
Buy one.
I have $80.
A movie shelf is like $210 for the size I want.
Oh, we also sell popcorn now.
Let's open up.
We'll make that today.
I'll put the Christmas movies up after.
What day is it?
It's Saturday.
We're selling more action movies, apparently.
My worker doing a great job right now.
I forget his name.
Oh my god, no, I'm not firing you.
Never mind, keep working.
Holy shit.
I almost just said it you're fired. What is his what is his name? Dylan?
Wow stop
Stop stop with the pole stop with the pole stop with the pole, please please please throw. Oh my god, dude actually
Stop
On my mother it wasn't me it was Scully Phil. I'm certain of that. It's gonna do her Alice.
Ah my name is Owen and I work at the Rage Killer and it's Rocket Man. Okay.
Here. We need to get our money up right now.
Dude, look at the customer influx. I feel like since our expansion, there's surely just not many more people interested in coming.
I gotta hand out flyers. We gotta get all new customers in. We're gonna start selling movies fast
We gotta get our investment back. It was a thousand dollars to expand our
Movie place and then we spent all he wants an old movie sure
There's a good old movie
I feel like we don't really sell that many old. Oh, no we do
We just don't have that many old movie selections anymore
But we need to get our money up so we can start selling more Crested Movies, and obviously
so we can just start expanding even more.
Oh, I forgot we're gonna have so many action movie rentals.
I just read that.
Somebody broke a movie over there.
What the fuck movie is this?
The Warrior's Path of the Shadow!
How dare you!
When I find out who fucking broke that film.
I'm not really caring about that.
Chat, I'm so serious, I'm so serious.
I know you guys every time I play this game,
you say it's just me.
They literally have, they have like jiggle physics
and real, why are they adding nipples into this game?
It's not just me, bro.
It's not just me, look at the characters.
Look at the characters, bro.
It's not just me.
Are you serious?
Are you serious, by the way?
How did you notice that?
I don't know.
Brother, you're telling me you ain't noticed that?
I'm not looking it's it's a prickles bro it's like it's the only thing that moves when
they stop wait for a lady to walk up order popcorn fucker you still don't need money
back on our popcorn investment yeah I know you hear that popcorn popping buddy
I bet you want some don't you
walk walk
oh coming right up I put $50 on this fucking machine to repair it I've made
about I don't know maybe ten bucks off of it we haven't even gotten our money
There you go. $3.50 for a bag of popcorn.
That's not bad, right?
How much does movie popcorn cost?
I don't even know.
A guitar and wav?
Is that a porno?
It's a romance film.
Could've swung either way.
$20?
Well, movie theater prices are so weird.
Movie theater prices, it's like a small, a small soda,
$10, a medium soda, $12, a large soda, $15.
Just get a large.
Every time you just get a large.
Then a medium makes no sense.
It's like a large in a movie theater is like a gallon
of soda, and it's like $4 more than a small.
What?
Popcorn's weird, too.
I feel like popcorn, you also just gotta get a large.
Too much popcorn, though.
They be putting too much butter.
Every time, is that a crazy take?
When I go to a movie theater, I don't want that much butter.
I feel like they be doing too much butter.
And every time I go, can I get a little less butter?
And then that guy, that guy goes, yeah, sure thing.
And then I watch him just go.
Douse that shit covers it about and I don't know free sticks scary tape in the tent yet
we have that for you I gotta go hand out more flyers heirloom in my mouth you naughty man
have a good one
why is there no dick jiggle things?
where's the love from the gil?
you ever think about that?
hey, I already come to the store
What the fuck is that?
Why is that noise?
I can't even go over there.
Is somebody like, revving their car engine?
Oh, I gotta, I gotta type in the customers.
It's a little dirty, cherry slosh, best flavor.
Best flavor outside of rain, though.
though here you go sir 25 cents give you two dimes in a nickel great solos great
is arguably one of the worst artificial flavors that has ever existed I don't I
think you were just having a bad take last week you recommended the
Can I get a good one this time? Yeah, sure.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
I have no idea.
Tastes like medicine.
Well, I do like the taste of cough medicine.
Like, Nyquil?
Not half bad.
Does it taste a little bit like menthol?
Yeah.
But, not that bad.
Bro philosopher baking on a Sunday broken. I have the worst fucking customers, man
Genuinely the worst
What the fuck
What if the red shim juice? I don't know. I think it doesn't really get run it as much. I
Don't think it's broken. I hope it's not broken
8 p.m. You can almost buy another shelf though. Actually we can buy
I'm drinking a coffee right now.
I've been drinking it the whole stream.
Love a good coffee dude.
We did three broken movies today.
Now I'm not going to be ten dollars back
while you're on crack.
The desert's always watching.
That was not really great.
Yo, taking for the rain chicken.
Who's taking that, bro?
50 cents back.
Do you smoke DMT?
Yeah, always, on stream.
No.
That'd be terrible.
I don't understand when there's
chatters that are like, you should take mushrooms on
street.
Number one, turbo legal.
Number two, TLS.
Number three, fuck no.
That would be totally unenjoyable.
You'd think I would have fun if I was tripping
and my chat was talking to me.
Hell no.
You guys would just be like, yo, you're actually,
it's like whenever I get really high on stream,
half of the chats are just, dude, you're fried.
Ruins the vibe, ruins the vibe.
It's like that guy in a blunt rotation that's like, oh dude, oh dude, you're so high, are
you sure you want to have that again?
You're lame.
That's where the guy that just starts tweaking.
It's like 15% of my chatters.
15% of my chatters.
They hit a joint.
Oh my god.
this guy's super tall. Sometimes a bad movie's best. You want a shitty film? I got you big dog.
How about kissing my clown under the moon? Some raunchy sex scenes in there. With the clown nose.
Geekin' off straight oregano.
I've had some bad carts in the past. I have, I have.
wait hold up what the fuck is this chatter sign like I'm just saying that
about another chatter dude having it not in Sub-Only man I just feel like even on
a lower viewer day it's just like we've gotten to a point now we're up bro or
there's just like I don't know what it is I think like my actual viewers I
I think my actual viewers are like chill as fuck and like fans in me are mad chill and
That's like most of the people in my chat most of people in my chat are like very normal and
Just vives with the stream
But like the reason people say like Joe Bart's chat sucks
I don't even think it's my fans like there's a smaller percentage that's just like rage made
But I really think it's just like mainstream like stream hoppers
like since I've gotten slightly bigger they just get it they're just like
annoying but they're annoying to everyone they're just like a subsection of
viewer and it's like maybe two percent of the stream but they're just the two
percent that type right because you got to keep in mind the majority of you
guys watching aren't typing you can take it out of some only it doesn't need
to say it's not only but if there's 8k people in stream only like 3k people
are typing the other five care just chill ass viewers watching right then
like type one chat every 30 minutes or so it doesn't get seen they don't give a
fuck and then there's people that are just like what's up gaudica what's up
gaudica when are you I roll a ginky I'm gonna keep you get high what are you
getting high bro dirt under their fingernails just straight gruel bro oh
my god like the most annoying people ever like I just don't even understand
I want to know what they're like in like in real life. Like how are they acting like that?
Are you describing Libby? No Libby's like the most chill mod ever.
Libby makes them like 5 a.m. to watch the screen.
Libby, Libby, what do you mean cap? What is with my mods bullying Libby? I'm gonna stand up for Libby here.
Actually, Libby is a W nod.
Libby, bitty, pitty, fitty.
OK, now you're just rhyming.
It's because she's a girl.
That's not why.
There's like half of my mods are women.
Taylor's one, Sam's one.
They don't say shit.
I think it's because she's Australian.
That's just my guess.
We're buying a new movie shelf.
That's better.
Hey, McChunky, you're Irish.
Don't get stepping now.
All right.
What color should the Christmas movie shelf be?
The clown during Christmas night.
Why is there so many things with clowns?
Christmas Carol's Corsair edition. Point-makers keyboard, elf in a box, giving my sausage
for Christmas. How is that not an adult movie? The monster pulling Santa's elf. Or Santa's
sled. Hot chocolate merchant, the grandpa on Christmas moray. No science movies are
green we're running out of colors here maybe a blue did I go that blue yet no I
think that works yeah that works for Christmas all right rush should be fine
should I buy anything else
ooh wait these movies aren't new any okay we only have this this isn't new
anymore I gotta style this we have all of our new movie new movie showing right
there we don't have any new films should we buy a 15 random movie bundle or just
buy specific bro zero stars zero stars I've never seen a film that bad I've
I've actually never seen that.
Gargoyle during Christmas night.
Zero star film, that's wild.
I've seen half stars, what is this?
Why is it shining?
Quiet time with the merchant?
Are these like rare?
Are rare movies more expensive?
I don't know if I've ever see- oh wait no.
I don't know if I have any other- oh is this rare?
Oh, I didn't even know there was rarity on movies.
I didn't know I have rare films.
That's fucking awesome.
Red Chimchews is certainly a rare film, right?
The tobacco's wrong number.
Where's Red Shrimp Cuts?
Ready for the taking, Chat.
I mean, if that's not a steal, I don't know what is.
Chat's a peak vine.
Right now, you have my Hop on Retro, all the losers leave.
So did I.
But I hop on Retro, everybody's like,
ah, I'm not watching that.
I would say it means the exact opposite.
I mean if we're being real, the younger the viewer, the more annoying they're likely to
be.
I'm not trying to be biased here man, but most of the annoying chatters are like 14.
I wouldn't dude when you see somebody spanning in chat about subnautica. It's not the 20 year olds in chat
It's not it's not the people that are like, you know older
Or like even like most of the time the people are spanning are like sub sophomore in high school
Like they're the most annoying people
Even in the YouTube comment
What age range are most of your viewers? YouTube's older.
Oh my god, why am I giving you so much money back? Holy fuck, hold up.
YouTube audience average ranges from 16 to 35.
Average audience members around 22. Whether that's people lying, I don't know.
But I have been told by my management that I have an older audience on YouTube than most YouTubers.
Oh, complaining about a slushie I bought.
There's a weird case of Black Coopie stuff at the bottom.
A little bit of mold dickhead.
Fuck.
Oh, Galactic Rebellion, did you have that?
Do you have it reserved?
You did.
Ooh.
Anyways, no, I have an older audience on YouTube
than most YouTubers, but, yeah, I'm charging you
the fucking thing.
You broke it.
It's not a late fee.
You broke it.
Late fees I let slide sometimes.
Anyways, oh my god Christmas movie, isn't it like fucking October?
Starting early, eh?
Anyways, as I was saying, uh
Twitch is younger though. Twitch's average audience member of mine in gas is probably like
17, 16, probably 16, but there's people in my Twitch chat that are like 13 and 26
And it's like it's not TOS for people that are 13 to watch me, but I don't think you
should be watching me.
I talk about like tripping on mushrooms, getting high.
I'm like, it's not like vulgarity.
Like I think people will go like, oh I'm vulgar, like okay everybody curses bro.
like I would say like I would say it makes more sense for a 13 year old to
watch queso than me I'm much less family friendly hey much less family
friendly my last return was damn it sorry I'll be extra careful next time
Yeah, no big deal. Just give me $20.
Thank you.
You gonna like walk up or okay?
Do you have a copy of Hobo's shark bait? Can you save it for me?
The medicine our hero here's the weird thing that dude this looks like straight up a ripoff of dispatch now
Anyways, I was just in the weird thing was
When I was younger
I don't really remember what you see like I remember like childhood youtubers
Like I was watching like all those minecrafters like Bayesian Canadian and shit
I was probably like 10 bro. I don't really remember who I watched between like 13 and 15. Oh
No, I used to that was when I watched like filthy Frank man. I used to watch like Max Moffo filthy Frank
fucking
Oh my god, who's the guy that would do videos on flex tape? I watch face Jeff
I would watch face. Yeah, I want to face you have a lot. I don't really watch face yet. Oh my god. Oh
Merck music I
Used to watch Merck music. I
remember that I can't watch this content now, but I
Used to be really entertaining
Popular MMOs. I mean probably that's the thing those like
Minecrafters I watched like I I watched big star when I was like 19
like I was watching big star do a fucking factions like they're not a faction
the skyblock world like any any day like that shit's just entertaining man like a
fucking pixel mom world I'm tapped into that right that's not like an age thing
that's just like entertaining for everyone but there's like certain things
that you like grow out of like kid-friendly content like Minecraft
Youtubers I was always I always liked watching but like I stopped watching
More kid-friendly minecraft youtubers right like Tabascus or fucking Preston Plates
Like I used to watch Preston Plates. He used to say like fret
And he'd be like oh, oh giblets for some shit. He would say like fake curse words
Fudge. I don't know about fudge, but are there like fake curse words?
You a fan of a Sidemen? Yeah, some of like the most recent, I don't really watch Minecraft
YouTubers anymore at all. Now you gotta pay the fee. I don't really watch Minecraft YouTubers
at all anymore but the most recent one I did watch was the Vicstar Wolf Wolffles
or Wolfless world their skyblock world I don't know how old I was then though
that was probably like 2019 I still watch Sidemen Sundays now not every one
because they're like two hours long I'll watch Sidemen yeah
I don't know how to say it, bro.
Damn, we closed at 8 p.m. today.
Is it Sunday?
Oh, Sunday.
Top five YouTubers right now.
No order.
Squeaks?
I'm counting Twitch streamers, by the way.
That's just post on YouTube.
Squeaks?
I watched Squeaks's VODs.
I watched it.
Squeaks, I watched Squeaks's Vods.
I'm like, I'm not even trying to glaze.
I watched Squeaks Vods.
Not even cut down, bro.
I will watch Squeaks Vods from like three months ago.
I love Squeaks.
I think he's so entertaining.
He's just like a chill guy.
Did you like Dashie?
I used to watch Dashie Mario.
I used to watch Dashie Mario Kart and Mario Maker
all the time and his cooking videos.
But right now, Squeaks,
It was outdoor voice till they quit or like retired kind of soft retired
But squeaks
Best food reviews the guy with the bandana I watch him all the time. He'll just be like today
We're doing a fucking Thailand a
Food review. We're gonna be seeing the cheapest and most expensive things that we could buy. I don't like this is awesome
Joe's hungry. I'll talk to Joe's hungry here and there, but who else?
God, if you also like watch, Jack, I watch Jack on stream. I'm talking off stream
YouTubers. Off stream YouTubers, this is my top five. On stream, like if I'm doing
everything combined, Jack Pembroke's on the list. Yeah, I love his videos.
Offstream though, Squeaks. I'm looking at my YouTube history.
Friday beers. I'll watch like a fucking Hank Green video like every week. Like one a week though.
Um, yeah, best food reviews. I just started watching Bob Does Sports. I'll watch Ludwig and Atrioc.
Cold Ones. I don't know, man. I watch a lot of shit.
I like to scroll you to energy metal. I'm not watching energy metal off stream
generally. Oh we have a new movie release rain woman
me by 10 you'll always buy 10 chat the perfect number perfect number
poster
Top-life streamers streamers that are that all watch
Well outside of my boys
That like I stream with consistently
See do they have to pay more for this if it's a rare copy?
Because it's the same fucking movie
Outside of my boys though
Again sweet I
I don't know I mean like I really watch like all the guys I play street play games like I got watch jink see
I'll watch press I watch juicy and sneak
I don't know
Like I'm not a variety of stuff
I'm not really tapped into streams though case. Oh case or goes live too late for me to watch him
I'll sometimes be on the second monitor, but not not often
I also like, okay, is it crazy to say, I don't watch YouTubers that are in the same exact
content space as me.
Me and Keiso play a lot of the same games, and so I don't usually watch his content
because I don't want to get spoiled for a game that I will play or have already played
in, you know, scene.
Goonieator, thank you for the 20 GIFTEDS!
Thank you for giving us something for the 20 gift it's tough by movies on top
Presley thinking of the thousands of these I said that the other day since even the three hold up alert time left of the sub
BM and
Henry can actually think of it a 3
from Australia wake up before to watch the streams
One bloody Juniors. I'm sorry if the wake up so early Madison. Love and big for the sub Phoenix ZVall
Lazy gave Emirates and rich they give the 10 gift it's rich blank VRN pug art think of the sub
Seal our peanut and twitch they give this up ice and bark for the sub last thing in the three
Top five movies no order everything everywhere all at once super bad the
thing the long walk shutter island
I'm tapped in this is a big money day
nothing coming late nothing coming late well maybe you fucking time schedule a
little bit more so if you want to walk into a movie theater you can sir
Oh my god, I thought you just gonna turn around and walk away. I was gonna say how rude.
Gotta keep handing them out. Holy shit, chat. Look at how many people are coming into the
Oh God basement keg torture. Yeah, that's a classic. Why is that a title of movie?
Some BDSM shit basement keg torture, what?
I've never watched evil bong be recommend now it's the worst movie ever I
Love I love a shitty stoner movie the perfect stoner movie to me is a movie like dude
Where's my car?
With Ashton Kutcher
It's stupid yet funny evil bong is
Such a bad movie, and it's not even bad enough that it's good
Like it's just bad. Oh my god. Hold up. He's sleeping on the fucking job pay the late D. Decad
Wake up
Evil bong let me give you a rundown of evil bong
5 BONGS with an apartment.
I think they break their bong.
They find this cool bong that has like 5 or 3 tubes to it.
The bong speaks to them, sexually.
It wants them to hit the bong and it's like really weird sex scenes.
And it convinces them to hit the bong and their soul gets stuck in the bong.
It's like a siren.
Like it's like a mermaid that like seduces you and then kills you.
But it's a bong.
That's the premise of the film.
Bro, I've watched one movie, yo.
I was scrolling, I was doom scrolling this like page that Brady had recommended and it's
like it's this page that he has where like a bunch of movies can get slotted into one
from other people and I'm scrolling on this stoner movie section and I hit this one
movie it's called like shark something I fucking watch it it's just actually porn
it's actually it's actually a dude with a shark mask just on his dick and I go
pretty what is it's it was called dick shark it's called dick shark and I was
like this seems kind of funny and I click on it and it's actually just
The whole the I was like I was like two minutes in I was like
Click on that shit immediately
And you know like weird stoner movies a lot of the time do you have like very uncomfortable sex scenes?
But like this one was like over the top dude, and it was just only it was like actually just like
Yeah, hangover 1 and 2 are awesome. Hangover 3 sucks. Hangover 3 is so bad.
Watch these boring movies. Do you have a bad film I could r- it would help if it's an action film.
Oh, Barrel Shark bait.
Hopefully that one's not similar to Dick Shark.
One might be too bad for you.
Were you uncomfortable?
No, I just clicked off.
I thought it was funny how weird the movie was.
And I went, Brady, why is this on your page?
Have you ever seen Pixels with Adam Sandler?
Yes, great fun.
He's like Pac-Man.
He's fighting Pac-Man.
Bottom five YouTubers?
I'm not gonna air that out.
I couldn't even name a bad YouTuber.
Like, if I could, I wouldn't name them
because I'm not trying to start shit,
but like, I don't know a bad YouTuber.
Double late fee?
Wow, you guys are really trying to
skate every penny out of your customers.
Well Hugo, maybe you don't have two late fees
and maybe you're able to enjoy your movie
for a little bit less money, eh?
Run it a little longer.
This guy always rents more than us.
Oh yeah, he's goonin' to wheel out the comedian behind.
Teddy bears were a manic story
and the enchanter in autumn.
Weird.
There you go.
We gotta hand out more flyers.
We're low on customers here.
I might need to get another employee.
He doesn't really scan his shit fast.
Wow.
Rain Woman Reserve.
Here you are.
Come to the movie store. Come to the movie store, please. Thank you. Thank you.
Top 100 shows.
That's about the worst question I've seen a chatter have.
All right, top 500 condiments right now.
Catch up.
Oh!
What a bad take.
Catch up.
Catch up at 500?
Smiling friends dude, I got a sick ass smiling friends display hold up
It's not sponsored.
Is that not awesome metal tail?
I am a, uh, I'm a huge fan of displays.
I don't think they've ever sponsored my content.
I know they sponsor people, dude.
I buy displays all the time.
I just think they're the best.
Like posters suck, dude.
I'm so, like, that displays, they're a little bit expensive.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know, like being real, they are, you know,
they're not cheap.
It's like 30 fucking dollars for a display.
But it, dude, you just put a magnet on your wall
and just put it and it's done.
You don't have to nail shit in and then be like,
oh, it's not angled right.
You just fucking stick it to your wall when you're done
and just rip it off.
So simple.
They're worth it, yeah, and you just keep them.
Cause like a poster, dude, like the posters,
you get it like stencils and other like
fucking random mall stores.
They suck.
They come rolled up and they're already all fucked up.
You have to find a frame that fits them well
And they just like, bro, they're just like shitty.
Like, displays like people upload their own stuff.
You can fucking do custom ones.
Awesome.
You have different sizes.
Christmas carols.
That's like a product that I would genuinely just like,
I would, like, I would so shell the fuck out of that.
Like, I would so promote,
I would promote display like every day.
Like, I love their shit.
What are you gonna read, subs?
I thought I did.
Twinkly Potato, Cajun, Mr. Krabs,
We on Napoleon Santa the sub clover leave for the 10k betties. I got my husband back from boot camp
Thank you for the fucking bitties as well, and I hope you're having fun with your husband
I hope it's a great you two seen each other again. I bet you probably miss them not being with them for that long
But it's great that they're back also take them for their service by the way from me Julian, right?
Oh, rainbow of the sub.
Uh, present even thousand buddies and cuneator.
Thank you for the 20 giftants again.
South of the sub.
Walk back in.
Hey.
What is she bought?
Oh, rainbow.
Pass one.
There you go.
Thank you.
Next day chat.
The tape dealer.
Big day big day big day coming up. I think we're also getting an upgrade after this
Probably last customer of the day
What do we get next?
clearance bin
What is that really for just cheaper movies?
Or I could sell them
Do you think I do a clearance bin and you sell films?
But what movies do you sell with the clearance bin?
Like just bad movies?
But like people like buying bad movies.
ones that I have like a bunch of duplicates of? I don't really know.
We have $600.
We're in the middle of a cattle wall. I just don't know what I would put in there.
I'm gonna have enough day. Remember and stay.
What the fuck is that? 75% drama films. Those are tape dealer days.
The end of the fall soon too.
Equipment.
Clearance.
You're almost out of snacks.
I've got to get some Freddy's, the sweetbusters, the moonbikes, crunchzilla.
Okay, so what should I put in here?
50% market value?
old new releases is what I'm thinking like I have a bunch of these like I don't
want to sell all of the static content but I have like a lot of that like I'd
sell these
Oh, I make $14 for an individual sale?
That's actually pretty fucking good.
The color violet, too, we have a few of.
I'm going to keep some copies though, like I'll keep two copies of each.
I don't want to get rid of all of them.
Is that fine? All of the adult movies? Why would I sell the adult movies?
How much should I sell for? Oh, I didn't box. No, dude, random out's way more worth it.
We have Rain Woman. That also opens us up to buy way more movies.
You know, fuck it, 15 random movies.
I haven't done that in a while.
Science fiction, romance, romance.
We got another drama, action films are over here.
Horror, romance, drama.
Drama I think the monkey never called I might have is it just for dupes chat. What other items should I sell on the clearance then?
No, it's just dopes
I feel like there's got to be some shitty movies that you could just fucking sell
But I don't know why oh, do you think you could sell movies like what if I put this one on because it's rare
11 bucks. No, it's not worth it. I don't know if rare movies sell for more.
Are he still scanning in shit? Holy fuck your job sucks, man. You are slow as piss.
A little tap at your step, big dog. He got money to make. Fuck it out.
Alright, that's reserved. Get back to your job, dude. Come on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
You got customers waiting for us or romance or I got to be quick oh my god red
chimchus no that wasn't red chimchus I gotta hand out pliers
people are leaving potential customers please please stop on our store
run out rare ones because you
continuously rent them as well rather than
sell. Yeah, no rare ones I should I
should always keep but I'm just saying I
don't know like if it's a unique
individual movie why would I sell it
like I there's I don't have statistics
on like what movies aren't getting
ready because there's probably ones that
just like aren't as popular but I
can't see that I just like it's just
like all the customers coming to
coming to rent movies. Hold up. My wife just told me she felt pressured to buy snacks by
your staff. I would never do that. How's my problem? I 100% did that. I was bitching
at people to buy the popcorn, man. I mean, we still haven't made the money back. It's
just a $50 machine sitting there. We bake the popcorn every day and then I sell it.
I don't even sell it, you know, we're not selling out so I just throw it out.
I mean, there's like how much popcorn can me and Dylan eat?
You know, the great slosh.
Dude, and I get the money.
Wait, this is actually awesome.
The clearance bin is definitely worth it.
Two hundred dollars for the clearance bin now.
Be a bit of time before we get our money back on that.
Do rare movies cost more?
Limited edition is more money.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Top four fast food spots?
Interesting question.
Because there could be a top four fast food spot for me.
It's not necessarily a place that I enjoy the most,
But rather a place that I'm building the elite for you know for fast food places that compliment each other
Ones that you know if I just had them in endless rotation. I would never get older
Because if I'm naming top top for fast food places, you know Chick-fil-a Dave's hot chicken Chipotle are on the list
But I'm getting very similar items at all three
Either way Dave's hot chicken Chipotle Chick-fil-A.
Then I'm unsure.
What does everybody want the Basement Keg torture movie?
What is people's obsession with that?
Panda Express?
Fuck no!
Panda Express is just shitty Chinese food just get it just get Chinese food
It comes out as fast
Just go to a Chinese food place. Go. I'll have the general so
Okay, five minutes, and then I'll just sit there and it'll be eight times better
Ah
I have to see how to keep the lights on oh it will
I'll probably throw it on roulette later
I always go to the action film fat action films and fast bandit bombers. There you go
Jersey Mike's Jersey Mike's is not on a topless a subplac isn't a bad shout though
Could I throw wow on a fast-food list could I throw a gas station on the top four fast-food list?
Wawa or like uh no it has to be a drive-thru. Well Chipotle is not
technically on the list though but Chipotle is fast food.
Is Chipotle fast food because most of the places aren't drive-thru?
Circle K? No that definitely wouldn't count. Okay yeah then Wawa would
definitely old movie no way she just I thought she was darting for the movie I
was gonna grab oh my god you're buying the whole story and you want popcorn my
guy hey all right give me a minute I'm sure being a customer
I mean like you control like McDonald's on that list but McDonald's is usually just a place that's like convenient to stop at rather than like a peak fast food place.
place. Yeah, I do like a Duncan shell. I think having a coffee slash breakfast as
place is probably a great rounding out of the top faster places. I think Duncan's
a great flat. Even though Duncan's kind of subpar. The ninja zombie.
I guess customer loyalty doesn't mean much here customer loyalty you broke the fucking tape
excuse me sir excuse me sir excuse me sir excuse me sir oh my god I thought I gave it
Come to the movie theater or not movie theater come to the movie store
Oh, come to the movie store. Come to the movie store. Come to the movie store.
We need more customers. How do you make more money?
There we go. Some last minute customers chat. The late night finds.
What they're here for. Oh, he's banging on the door of the tape dealers here.
I got to finish with these customers. The tub hacker.
Oh
I think I'm mudded what you say, let me
Let me give a say some Australian fast food place
Well, what is when people break in movies? Maybe the movie I returned broke when I dropped it on the drop box
your fault
terrible to use
any chatters like hungry jacks I
Can't say I've ever had it
I
This is like when we were talking about nostalgia and like Libby mentioned that like giraffe from Australian TV and I was like
Don't know what you're talking about
Some giraffe from like some me yes, I'm me shit. What giraffe was that Libby?
Oh Christmas movie chat do you guys ever watch Christmas movies outside of November to December
Oh fuck no yeah when bro you're telling me you're telling me like mid July you're like
you know what I'm in mood for polar express that's what I think I want to watch right
now actually I'm thinking I've been thinking about watching your Christmas
Carol oh fuck I'll give that to Dylan later
I'm gonna stay all fucked up there is he gonna fix that or it was the giraffe
named Harold bro I missed the magic I felt when I watched magic school bus
Take a bring back that
What life felt like when I watched the magic school boss at school on that shitty TV they'd wheel out on that box
Dinosaur ass TV they wheel it out. They go. We're watching magic school boss. I'd go
Or in fifth grade we watched a documentary about what was in the Egyptian tombs and it ended on a cliffhanger
And we never watched the third episode and I remember being pissed to this day. I'm like
Well, what happened?
Was there anything in the tune?
Wow, I saved that
Imagine we would have missed out on sex loathe in the sauna, a sexy loathe in the sauna.
Will love find the bodybuilder, doll in vial, builders, big gargoyle, feel my marine.
Heard that one's got a lot of bush in it.
You know really filling out the shelf here really filling out the supply
Why do you like red dead kill I don't just like red dead kill I'm just not playing
New movie genre we get next bro I just got X-mas. What's the next movie genre. I wonder.
I wonder.
Inheriting the puppet.
Gotta buy that.
Guitar at light speed.
Magician impersonating Santa.
Snowman's Uncle.
Christmas Wrath for Christmas Race.
I did not buy this many movies. Oh, these were the random movies. I didn't finish picking up
Say, why do I miss money fucking films?
Or action over here acts mess
That was Christmas movies now that's good nothing special on this day. We'll do that in tomorrow
Oh, come to the movie store.
Hmm.
Oh, come to the movie store.
Ooh.
Hmm.
Last game you're playing?
Probably today, yeah.
We're going to do a geo practice tomorrow, though.
And then full geo on Friday.
Hmm.
Oh my god, everybody's coming.
They all have movies in hand.
I have nobody to market to.
I have a monopoly on the entire city's movie market.
hand I have nobody to market to I have a monopoly on the entire city's movie
market
Wow I literally don't have anybody to market to relapse the comedian behind I do
have that I might need to help him put movies alive I'm not gonna lie there's
There's probably like 40 movies in that bin on the return day.
I also have a lot of customers.
Old movies suggesting I sure do.
I just gave her a bad credit review.
She's probably not gonna be happy about that.
It's weird how the music randomly just hits and then it just stops.
Right now I'm listening to some body rep row and it was randomly cut out.
I sure I was sure I brought it back on time.
All canceling their loop.
No problem there, big dog mistakes happen.
See, that was like a nice guy.
He didn't come up with some stupid excuse.
He was just like, oh, I thought I returned it to dolls.
Let's do us part. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I got that one. All right. For you here.
There we go. There we go.
Zombie for the three. Coworker, I haven't seen it. Three months came yesterday.
And told me there...
And told me my voice got deeper. W, gender, affirming care. Love the streams too.
Yeah, um and I'm glad that uh, I
Guess you had that good interaction
That's awesome. Thanks. Thank you for the three cookout. It's cheap and a lot of food add thank you to three
Really become an assistant velocity reading complete works of play though. I finished
Youth row and sometimes it's my head though. I've never read that one after them both of sub no
They didn't think of the sub cloud for the three since you can't make it to my wedding
Can you help me decide what alcohol to serve bother?
You got to choose that yourself JC and Thompson for the sub both of the three shooting Katelyn for the sub
I'm in Nepali for the sub. It's your wedding man. I'm not gonna help you plan that shit
It's you and your spouse and your significant other got to take that shit
It's like that tattoos and like what people want to do with their lives, I'm not telling you what to do
You know what I mean?
People would be coming in chat
Hey, should I go to this college or this college? No idea big dog. I'm not making I'm not making a big life choice for you
I know I returned my last rental late, but this movie was so good. I couldn't stop watching it. Well, you gotta run it for longer
Stupid ass excuse
Yeah, move out of the way Dylan. I'll start scanning some films for you old movie
Give him a good one
Oh, he said he has he said he has kids
We'll do old sci-fi.
I don't want to give him a horror film.
At what age did you guys watch your first horror film?
Dude, I don't even know.
Does the Purge count as a horror film?
That's probably like the first scary movie I watched.
Yes, I don't really think the Purge counts as a horror film.
I would say the Purge is more of a thriller.
Just Jurassic Park count.
I don't know.
Like first real horror movie.
Like The Conjuring for some shit.
Something scary, screen.
Slashers, I'll let slashers count.
Mine's like, dude, I don't even remember the first,
I feel like the purge I probably watched
when it came out, if that counts.
What year did the first purge come out?
Let me guess, 2015.
A fee for not rewinding?
I don't want to pay, you're paying.
I'll return the next one late
and you'll pay for the fee for that as well.
Idiot, idiot, idiot.
The Baron walks alone, I do have that for you.
Oh my god, broken tape.
Hold on.
The sofas last round?
That was a good one.
Yo, we're making money, dude.
I almost have a grand again.
We'll be able to expand soon.
I could actually just buy a shitload of more movies.
I gotta go market real quick, actually.
Get more customers in here.
And nobody's outside.
Okay, well drop these on the ground. What do you need help with? A horror movie?
Bad dreams on Mel Road. I also have it for purchase if you'd like.
Can I bring them a horror movie to buy on clearance or no?
I don't know if that works. I think I'm gonna take it out of clearance and no longer counts for clearance.
Yeah, it's a rental again.
The egg under the bed.
double reserve there you are oh my god last many customers last a minute
customers quick oh oh I had no idea this place was open
Everybody already has movies here.
Come inside. Leave me alone. Okay, dickhead.
Fucking asshole. Come to the movie store.
50% win rate here, chat.
That's rank climbing. The egg under the bed? Yup, you called earlier.
There you are.
Do a double movie by a nose rental.
We have eight hundred dollars. Eight hundred.
MousePI for hire? Already heard of it.
Thank you for the suggestion now.
Cool shit about the sub.
Have you ever had any news you want to watch?
Or videos you want me to watch?
You want me to watch kids do their play videos?
Which I'm against myself.
Plain cash on your calendar?
I always forget to fucking do that.
Oh no, I don't even have...
Oh no, I have one claim.
Dude how much do you get for that? Oh it's just $100. You get XP though, that's the biggest
thing. Giving my sausage for Christmas! Oh. Watching that shit alone. Yuck. I think we
close at ten today right yeah did he still have stuff to scan in this guy's
so fucking slow at his job five bucks one more customer up more customers
apparently your Dylan's darting around man am I crazier is he getting a little
slower he's not as quick as he once was
We'll wait on this last guy.
Dylan, I mean, you used to be speedy hands, brother.
How's that reserved?
Who's fucking coming in for that, tomorrow?
Come on, can we talk about Joe Bob?
I don't know if there's fame in that,
but I'm just seeing a large paragraph.
Right, he still ain't done.
Holy fuck, man.
You are horrid at your job.
There we go.
Let's get him done, man.
Come on.
Drama, sci-fi, sci-fi, Christmas, drama.
There we go, close the shop.
$984, that was a big profit day.
I think we level off tomorrow.
Ooh, spooky season.
I think I should buy more horror movies.
And it's tape dealer day.
Couch is here. The Agus Prey.
We'll buy five random movies.
How much can I sell these for?
Like, the Agus Prey I spent $24.
I could sell it for $6? $6?
What?
Why?
It has, oh, it doesn't have good reviews.
If it has good critic reviews, they sell for more.
I gotta stop buying movies like that.
I feel like that's just a waste of money then.
drama that he take it forever I'm gonna stand right next to him
I'm gonna do one round of ten for him
just because he takes fucking forever
go do your job
this guy fuck it sucks we gotta open up it's a big day dude
sci-fi or not sci-fi day it's horror movie day
We have so many horror movies.
So many horror movies for sale as well.
Look at that.
Those are probably all going to fly off the shelves.
Come to the movie store.
Come to the movie store, come to the movie store.
Oh my god, I don't have more flyers.
More flyers, more flyers, more flyers.
Movie store.
Oh my god, excuse me, ma'am.
Movie store.
Come on, sign up, Mason.
Get a second and leave.
Hot paragraph of these in an application.
I don't even see what they are.
I just see they get timed out.
Hold on.
What is this Shatter typing?
Is this a horror game?
this is a horror game. There's jump scares incoming.
All right.
Would you ever do 7-O? The fuck is 7-O? I feel like I've heard of that.
What is 7-O? Why do I know what that is?
Hydroxy's not Kratom, I've done Kratom.
Oh, Cratom Extracts? I've probably already done that.
I've done Cratom like, ten times.
Not that it's not good for you. I mean there's like, upsides and downsides to Cratom.
That's why it's like, heavily getting researched and it can be addictive,
but it also has like, anti-addictive properties, people used to get off stuff.
You should do your own research on it if you're gonna do it, but I've done great. I'm yeah
Great slush coming right up to be like nobody or any slushies or fucking popcorn yesterday
The top hacker I have right here
I need to lock in on being a cashier real quick like how many people are in this fucking store
free up free up free up free up 8 bucks next endless line of people right now with the
charity stream May 4th man you gotta pay a broken movie fee I'm not letting that slide
You're like nine feet tall, holy.
How tall does somebody have to be for you to go?
Whoa.
6'8".
6'6", 6'7".
Are you meaning or is that a real answer?
6'6", you're not going oh no, but 6'7", you go.
People keep breaking fucking movies you gotta pay the fee name of the game I
Said everybody was gonna be buying those horror movies on clearance. This was such a great strategy. We're actually gonna make like $600 today
certain of it
Food on the naughty less
Let me go get more customers
This lady's just standing here like an NPC.
Oh, she's selling pumpkins.
I was like why is she fucking standing there?
I thought she was like a glitched character.
I haven't restocked on snacks in a bit.
I think we should be good there.
I did the other day.
Oh my god, you're buying the whole fucking store.
Good on you buddy twenty eight dollar purchase
One film you come in and reserve it and you buy one film
Well, you know what you like I can't complain
Crunchy they like thank you two dollars
Thousand dollars you ever had a thousand bucks now and that's the expansion is a thousand two hundred fifty
But I don't even think we need to expand I feel like we could do another row and then one more
We could do a row and a row
Because I think we have enough room
Wait I
Don't know if we're gonna have enough room facing this way, but I could probably just move the clear and shit over
Like there's a way that I could set up set up this so we have another whole row
You're speaking on a Sunday. What was broken dad farmers grandpa. That was a pretty bad film. I'm not really upset about that
There's not a lot of foot traffic today, I thought we'd be getting more potential customers here
I'm getting scoffed at by everybody nobody wants to pull up to the fucking new these words
I'm just getting straight nose today. What's going on? Am I just selling bad movies now?
Clown in space, Wadren? I think we just had such an influx in the beginning of the day.
I think Thursdays though we're up until midnight so we got another six minutes to sell.
Wednesday of Friday.
We're going to run GeoGuessor a little bit at the end of stream tomorrow, maybe like
midstream.
But GeoGuessor all Friday.
Thirteen bucks.
There you are.
Did Brady not enable his bot?
I don't know.
I'm not gonna tell him to though.
Just search spam time in people out.
I feel bad when it sets a stubble on me right now.
Today it's not stubble on me right now just because there's less people on stream but
like a lot of days have just been constant subs just because there's way too many
dance spanners.
That guy's here for a movie.
I feel like I've been doing good at handing out flyers.
Did I hand him one?
I think Zod just turned on the bot because it just nuked like 40 people.
The color of island.
That's the problem is the bot will like false time people out.
So it needs like constant fucking like tuning.
It's not nightbot.
It's a bot that's lady made and it's like way better.
Like nightbot's not really that good.
It's like an entry-level fucking mod mod.
There's like way better shit that's potentially out there.
Bro, why is it just nuking random chapters?
Oh, it's timing out people that were spamming six, seven.
It just says Zod timed out blank
And it just says nuked in the fucking in the message.
Oh God.
And half my chat's gone now.
Chat, you realize you're not gonna be able to beat the bot.
The bot's gonna time you out.
The bot like auto-plat, okay?
It's just time and everybody out.
And GGs and chat for everybody that's now gone.
We will see you in, you know, a day or so.
I don't know how long it takes you to go out for, but I might have turned off the
bike.
Oh, never mind.
My mob views freezing.
Oh my god, we have $1,200.
Dad's sci-fi movie.
Oh, there you are.
I'm excited to see what the tape dealer asks for us.
And we should unlock something else.
Yeah, you gotta come check out or...
Okay.
Dude, it's fuckin' horror day, I need to buy three fuckin' sci-fi movies.
What are you just trying to stand out from the crowd, buddy?
Why did I just give you quarter?
Alright, let's go to the tape dealer real quick, and see what he has in store for us.
Misch Love Affair, Grip My Family by the Teth, that's bad.
Super Arm Loathe, his NASA Tub strikes again, and the kegs through desire, that's...
I feel like I should probably get rid of this movie.
Anybody buying this is a psycho cat.
I might need to buy a bigger bin for the fucking uh, for the adults and kind of stocked up on them.
We should level up here.
FANTASY FILMS!
Yeah, we're gonna have to buy a new section for adult films.
Dude, you're a fucking jackass, man.
What?
I
Hey, so this is awkward I think it deserves a $14 raise
Yeah, he does his job. Well, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like you know me you might be calming me there
But I kind of got to pay out
Oh dude, we're stocked up on adult films now.
There we go.
Any new movie releases?
No.
And that means we get rid of this one.
Which also means that I should start fucking putting those up for sale, right?
Those were sci-fi films?
I think they're all not yet returned.
Well, I was looking for the same guy at Reddit. Do I get a special discount now?
Are we gonna buy a bunch of fantasy movies?
Should I get a double stack for romance right now in Christmas? I should really invest in a lot of shit right now
I don't know if I should because I can get multiple shelves just to like double stack
like the other ones because the romance section is kind of falling out.
I think we're going to do that.
I'll still keep Christmas the same, but we're going to buy another romance shelf
Just so we have more room because we're going to start running out of fucking space, especially
with me buying more random films all the time.
That's going to be another romance section.
So I'll put one there.
Make it red.
This one, fantasy will be yellow.
Do I have anything yellow?
I do.
Action's yellow.
We're gonna run it out of colors here.
I think that works, though. Everything looks normal, right?
Should I buy another section? I can move fantasy over here.
New fantasy there by one more axe mess
But am I really gonna be selling that many Christmas movies
Steel puppet on patrol gotta buy it. It's rare gotta buy every rare movie
We're gonna buy the Christmases. I'm gonna buy a double shelf for every film
I feel like I should never have more than a double shelf full of movies
for a specific genre but I should always have a double shelf. Like if I'm so like
I should always have like 80 romance movies. 80 Christmas movies.
That works. This is a good setup we have right now. I'll help return real quick.
I'm not gonna help him turn real quick. He's gonna have to do that all right, and then we'll
Fuck up you're so slow
Do we want to run a game of Gio because I'll probably call it right here, and then we'll continue maybe on like Monday
I'm down to run a game of Gio
Is he done I don't want to say that he's like mid action I think he's up
Alright, well that was actually really good progress.
We unlocked another genre, we got the clearance bin.
I think next episode we'll probably expand, because I'm assuming we'll get...
We'll probably do one more fantasy shelf, another genre soon.
Yeah, another genre in two levels, we get the cotton candy machine.
And then we'll like, lock them.
Honestly, I really do see like, do you think it ends after this?
Or does it continue going after level 20?
I think once you get staffed too, you've kind of beaten the game.
Because you just start, we make so much more money now than we did at the beginning.
Like I'm making like four to fucking five hundred dollars in profit a day.
Maybe three hundred.
I'm kind of exaggerating.
Alright, let's see.
W gain, no.
Alright, I'm gonna go P roll quick and we'll run like a few games of Geo.
But we'll do, this is the schedule, we're on a few games of Geo right now, tomorrow.
uh, reacts philosophy reacts geopractice friday full geoday uh saturday reacts rainbow sunday
not live monday random games more retro tuesday not live wednesday random horror games thursday
next week uh busbound pratfall another friend slop after uh next friday reacts next saturday
off that Sunday is going to be reacts in the food challenge.
Then May 4th is random games, as well as the Trevor Project
charity stream.
Next Tuesday after that, May 5th, then at the disco drops,
we're going to be playing that random shit, too.
And then May 6th will be an early react day,
and then I'm gone to 7th to the 11th,
filming with Jack.
But then we'll be back running out stream.
30 seconds though I'm gonna go pass
Daryl Sheets fucking died.
fucking storage wars
bro he was only in his 60s oh my god he killed himself
This guy from the Swords Wars, that is so sad.
He died in his home in Western Arizona.
authorities confirm it appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound around
2 a.m. on Wednesday. So last night.
That is so sad.
Wow.
chat, make sure you get help you need. You ever fucking gone
through something that is so fucking sad. Even if you're a guy,
even if you're old, even if you're young man, get the help you
need, man, please. Mr. and true of the sub Demento and call for
the sub spine brain of the sub simply and cost the sub SC no
Lee and JD of the sub owner for the sub. I wonder what his
house son's doing. That's very sad. The son would be in the
fucking videos too for the show.
Wow.
All right. Well, chat. Let's rip a gamer to a Gio. A little bit of practice.
Now, I have been, not know why I think GL, because I just don't have time to, but I would love to, but I've been playing some ranked.
I'm around the same rank I was, but I think I've gotten a lot better.
specifically at island Asian countries.
I'm much better at deciphering the difference between Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia, and Singapore,
and Taiwan.
I know some light pole tech.
Jinxi's been getting tips for Rainbolt.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just kind of hoping Rainbolt's word-vomiting tips to Jinxi that he doesn't absorb at all and then just sucks.
but let's hop it let's hop it we're going against sergeant back off rep I'm
gonna give him a head start cuz my camera's fucked up so he'll be able to
guess where we are first we're in the northern hemisphere kind of looks like
we're in the US and like fucking Arizona honestly like California we're in the
U.S. Let me see what that said. There's online GEO, yeah, that's like mostly what GEO is.
Angels National Forests, Angelist National Forests. All right, so we're right on the cusp
of that that's a fucking W sign pole
that's right there
should I just pre-jack a GGs?
oh this guy fucking sucks he thinks we're in Mech
oh no he got fucking hour 30
oh it's on the other side
I still got it right now
you're in Nevada?
yeah, Angeles Natural Forest, we're in Nevada
you're an idiot
Tuck Tucks could mean Peru
But it looks like we're in either Asia or Africa. Northern Hemisphere.
Northern Hemisphere, let me get a look at the car. Not much to go off of.
We have Tuck Tucks and we're driving on the right.
Is there a cop car following me? There's not.
But we're in Africa, in the Northern Hemisphere.
I'm kind of already thinking we're in like Senegal,
but we could be, we could be in Ghana.
But Ghana almost always has the roof rack with the tape,
which makes me really think we're in Senegal.
Kenya drives on the right.
I would say we're in a big Senegal city, Senegalese city.
Nigeria's no police. Well, I don't think we're in Nigeria because there is no police.
We could be in Nigeria. That would be the only other one we would be. We're not in Kenya.
We're not in Kenya. I know we're not in Kenya. I can't drive on the left. He's wrong.
I could be further away from him. We were in Nigeria. We were in Northern Nigeria.
Is the coverage on Nigeria no longer cop cars following because I've I've been playing and I haven't seen that cop car tech and so on
Maybe it's the rank that I'm in from the southern hemisphere. That's very weird
Because I always used to spot Nigeria by the cop car and now whenever I'm in Nigeria. I'm just like wrong about me driving a left
We're driving a left and we're in the southern hemisphere, okay, so we're in
South alligator River we're in Australia
They have outer white lines.
Very planes-based area with alligators.
I'm probably gonna go...
We're in Southern Australia, but it could be anywhere here.
I'm gonna split the difference and go double.
Oh, I don't think we're...
Wow!
How did he know we were that North?
Oh, Sergeant Quach, you dirty dog.
Who would ever go that North?
I feel like that's just a crazy guess to go that North.
I always just go outside of big cities.
I've over in either Norway or Denmark
because the O at the line through it
is only in two countries.
Another tech I learned chat.
I've been getting really down on the language.
The language I think I'm really gonna hedge my bets on.
So, Moken Community World kind of pays off in that sense.
I don't really know which we're in.
I think we're probably more like Denmark
because the yellow license plate.
I don't know if Norway has a yellow license plate.
I'm unsure.
I'm not very good at license plate tech.
Me and Chris, to give you guys a little insight,
me and Chris have been learning different things
because when we're a team,
we wanna be able to combine our team usage.
He's wrong.
Okay, now you want Denmark.
I thought he was gonna go sweet.
Yeah, we ran dead mark.
Um, but I said, dude, if I'm just able, even if I lose this game,
if I'm able to guess the country right every time,
I am confident that we're able to region guess better on, uh,
the day of the turning. Southern Hemisphere.
We're in Asia.
I think, I think we could be in South America.
Did I get a telephone pole read?
We're in Brazil.
There's the sea with the line under it. That's Portuguese.
I've also been good at deciphering Turkish.
I like that's what I've been working on like random shit like that. I'm just so bad at region guessing Brazil. We're not
in Peru.
Oh my god, what a bad guess. Oh
My god, what a bad guess. GG's. GG's jackass. Chat, am I yo am I noticeably getting better or am I crazy?
It's Red Store. Is it Red Store? Is it reliable enough alone?
I just like I think I think honestly I would be around the scene against myself
now but I'm so much more sure in my answers I'm not vibe-guessing as much
okay well this one's like fucked up can we drive on the left again I'd said
now looks like we drive on the right I think I was just road construction no
No real telephone poles. There is a language there, but that is illegible as fuck.
Yopala Capital!
Oh my god, tell me that's a capital sign.
Devil's Wire.
Moncery!
I've been getting my capitals down on lock 2 chats.
I've been getting my capitals down on lock as well.
I didn't check Sun Direction.
I might have just fucking ghost-combed the shit out of myself, because this really doesn't
look like Mexico.
Okay, I still somehow run that.
I still somehow run that.
There's a Monterrey Columbia? Oh my god, there is.
There's a Monterrey Columbia. I think it's spelled different.
Northern Hemisphere.
We're driving on the right. It's very snagly.
Right now I'm going in a Nordic region.
This guy's a douchebag.
I hate that he just gassed.
That's kind of flat land though.
What the difference, you know, Sweden?
What was that?
There was no world where we were in Winnipeg, Canada.
Let me tell you that right now, pal.
That's a dash real. Yeah, that was a bad fucking guess. Northern Hemisphere,
golf barn. What if I read barn or bane? I always think we're in fucking Germany. We
could be in Germany right now.
Guard. Something guard. This is probably Germany. But there's a lot of pine trees.
We could be in Austria. No real mountains though. German but mountains is
Austria chat. Lassergamm. Ostwold, we're in Norway. Wow. Ostwold. Ostwold Lassergamm.
I gotta get better. You can't just throw down gases, too. For the turn, you gotta
actually look for where you are. I think we're definitely on the southern side of
Norway
We could be in Denmark and it does look warm for Norway hard any strong
Oh my god, I was right there!
I didn't even fucking see that!
I was hovering right on it!
Japan is like my work wait no, we're in Korea
Korea that's Korean the O's are Korean
and it's more mountainous. So, I think we're on the right side.
I'm going to go up here.
Oh, he's like, right fucking exhumated.
I hate when they place the marker right next to me.
It actually pisses me off.
Oh, it was so south, near Bustan.
What the fuck? Can I lose for that? I've still got a 2.5 multiplier though. I'm on
on my guesses. Slavic language. We're driving a truck.
Could it be Kazakhstan? I hate guessing Kazakhstan. That's very scary to guess
Kazakhstan. It's more likely that it's not. It's more likely like a like a
to Ukraine or Bulgaria.
It looks warmer here
and dry.
They got some guns.
I wish I knew currency.
I think that's also just like a fire fucking thing to know.
God, I'm so bad at Slavic shit too.
just like russian-like language
I think it was Rasha oh my god
I was right, dude rush in like language and they're driving a truck I
Gotta be more confident myself
Northern India near Nepal
You read the sign. No, but Northern India's dialect and how their language looks is drastically
different. Oh, we're in Pakistan, it's not even on fucking cover. God, it was like central
Yeah, wait, but look, you see you see how like it's a lot more circles
Versus when you're in the north. It's a lot more jet like just one straight line
Southern hemisphere
It's gonna be fucking anywhere man, I just hit a dead end too. That's crazy
There's red sand. We could be either Chile or South Africa right now
I love a Chile, I guess. I don't know if I even want to give him time. That's kind of reddish sand, though.
Red soil could be Brazil or South Africa. If I read English, we're in South Africa.
Alright, get in there. Come on, this guy's a fucking douchebag. You gotta be kidding me.
I'm going Chile.
I think we're probably in Africa we are not yet we're in South Africa. Yeah, we were not in Australia
there was no world where we were in Australia this guy's an idiot. If I don't win this I'm a jackass.
I don't know that flag. If he knows that flag I got his fucking GGs. Isn't that Bosnia's collars?
I'm not reading chat I feel like when Bosnia made it to the World Cup that was Bosnia's colors and that could be bought
hmm wait let me read that sign yellow sign yep whoa very cold here very cold here very very cold
cold. I would love to read one of these signs. God, this could be like Lithuania, though.
Vosna. Oh, I don't want to go Bosnia. I don't think Bosnia gets that cold. I feel
We're in Lithuania.
Lithuania or Latvia?
We're going to go to Norwich, Lithuania.
Czech Republic?
That'd be a good shout.
You mean Czechia?
He's also going to Lithuania.
I didn't get the signage that in a game duty just hot swaps to fucking check
out anyone's so fucking whack for that like he is an objectively worse player
than me like that's just fucking so I get every fucking gas on him he just
randomly hot swaps to check yeah I mean I don't know if he was a stream sniper
They're just so weird. He was so
Riding with wanie wave and then randomly hot swaps to fucking check. Yeah
Get your ass out of your fucking head. No get your head out of your ass
Is that it wrong?
It's other than hemisphere
We're in Shelly
He's Mountain Spallow. I'm going to set him down there.
Bra hasn't even moved. All right, I'm playing till I lose another.
We're not worried about it.
Thanks.
How am I in this wreck?
We drive on the left.
We're in the northern hemisphere.
We're in the UK.
Back-back yellow license plate leads.
Yeah, fuck this guy. I'm gonna look for the exact school.
There's a Catholic college there, wasn't a Catholic... bro.
Like, are we like playing?
Are we playing with one fucking iote and the Heather lanes?
hemisphere. Feeling Mexico. Wait, did I just say southern hemisphere or southern hemisphere?
You're in Brazil, I have enough time.
Why is he just instinct guessing South Africa?
He thought we were in Johannesburg.
beach stop oh my god it we it's in Nevada we're not Nevada
So there's palm trees
There's palm trees
Okay, we're in the United States
my Tathino
Oh my god, we are in California. I
Mean this guy. I'm not even playing well. He's just doing so bad. There's an American flag. We were driving in the right
How are we in Brazil on that one your job? Oh, did I say we were dropping the left and I changed it?
We're either into the Philippines or Indonesia.
The English makes me think Philippines.
Tight roads.
Alpha mark.
I think we're in the Philippines.
Some Jack has to my chat.
This is Indomart.
Now I have to go Indonesia.
See, now it's going to be the Philippines and I'm going to be wrong.
No.
Okay, I wasn't wrong.
I wasn't wrong, but honestly, if I went Deval in the Philippines, I would have won.
Okay, Sun's not telling me shit.
Oh, we're in Asia.
We are in Asia.
Bro, I mean, this guy, if this guy comes back, I'm going to be so pissed.
Like you have no idea. I have three and a half multiplier on him
I have gotten so many more right than he has it is unreal. Are we on a double lane highway right now?
What is happening? We're driving on the left
We're driving on the left and we're in the southern hemisphere with white road lines we're in Australia
Again I go
Yeah, he went fucking dude like actually this is the best geogaster player. I've ever seen he went Russia
I mean can we a why is Abazor in my fucking right? What is this guy?
How did that guy how many games back I have
Asia
That was a religious lady again I just saw the same ad for somewhere in Indonesia I think
we're in Indonesia again God but do I want to do I want to wait
Is this telling me where I am, Muslimat?
If they don't get Indonesia, I win this.
Yeah, geez.
He just read that, and dude, Cambodia to somebody that speaks English actually looks like random
squiggles on a page.
It is a very circular text.
No way. He just read like actual like a regular alphabet to you know my mind and when you ever in Cambodia
Lot land were shuffle shuffle land were shuffle shuffle. I think we're in Germany
Germany with a lot of fucking windmills
I'm gonna do it
instant gas
More near farm land, so we're gonna go near granite.
I was right though, not going this part of Germany.
Northern Hemisphere?
Wish I knew that flag.
I'm on a truck. Oh god, don't do this to me. Are we in Kazakhstan?
Russian language in truck makes me go Kazakhstan.
I'm guessing Kazakhstan.
In a more, in a more fucking green part.
We're on Mongolia. I don't think we're in Ukraine.
Oh my god, we are in Mongolia.
You know, somebody mod that guy?
But he knew the Mongolian flag.
Northern hemisphere?
What the fuck?
Where are we?
Like, obviously, kubatsimjak, kubatsimjak, we're in like, dude, maybe like Slovakia, maybe like Slovakia, I think that's a fucking solid shout right now, I don't think we're in Turkey, I haven't read anything that looks like Turkish, usually they have like hanging jays.
Everyone's saying turkey chat.
I really don't want to listen to you guys because most of you guys are horrible at cheating.
I don't know, man. I don't really think we're in turkey.
It does look warm.
That does kind of look like a Turkish lady.
I'm gonna really check myself if we're not in Turkey though that does look too warm though
bro I'm gonna go Turkey and if we're wrong I'm not listening to my chat anymore
If we're in fucking Slovakia, or like, or somewhere in that region that I guessed, that's the most
Turkish-looking woman ever, I don't think we're, I don't think we're that south.
Chats goaded. Chats goaded. Can't use you guys during day of the
attorney though so that's not very helpful I need to be able to get that
myself. I wouldn't have taken too much damage though.
So tropical.
Gotta go a little more south.
I'm gonna go indoor, but we're in India.
We're not in Nepal, man.
Nepal has fucked it.
Palm tree
Yo, he just handed me a win regardless
We were not Nepal that Nepal is cold as fuck look at the ball
We're playing to we lose
Coast Dallas and Jebo Bo for the sub like you take it a thread
Love the Massachusetts, I'll let you know. Rupert, uh, Betty, and Mikey, the sub, Henrik, the threy, Iron, thank you for the threy,
Brady and Carl for the sub, Demp for the sub.
Third Street.
Boise, Idaho.
Cinema. Cinema, thank you. Cinema. Thank you. I know my cities. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Now let's look at this dumb Canadian try to guess where Boise Ida is. Yeah
That was a street name, but you know
And I was right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Burnaby, Bannaby, Bannaby, Bannaby, Bannaby, Oxford, Willington, are we in Canada?
Bannaby, why am I saying any UK accent? We're not in the US. No street has that fucking name.
Eddie Yan, you have got the eye.
We got a Burnaby Canada anywhere?
Where the fuck would that be?
I'm so bad at Canada.
It's such a big ass country.
That's a huge fucking city, though.
Let me go over there.
Burnaby Heights.
Okay, so we're in a city named Burnaby
and they like gay people.
Toronto likes gay people, that is true, but is Toronto and Burnaby a same thing? Brampton?
I think it was split in the difference, and I'm gonna go Pierborough. No, that's too
small berry. He's near Vancouver. See, I didn't think that was a bad gas. Oh my god, he was so
right out of Vancouver. I hate guessing Canada. God, how did I not go there, dude? It's right
right next to fucking Seattle. Northern Hemisphere.
Ornira.
Pocopalisca.
Zivile.
It's not Italy, I don't know why I'm saying it like that.
Is that euros?
Is that pound?
So we've got to be more south, it's warmer here, much warmer here, so we're in this region.
They don't have Hungarian light bowls.
Which makes me think we're in Serbia.
Or not Serbia, Slovakia.
Croatia.
Oh my god!
Yes!
Oh my god, I got SI.
I got SI.
Oh, I didn't know Fumaki.
Oh wait, okay.
I got it.
Slovakia? Wait, okay. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Slovenia's SI. What's Slovakia?
You'll learn Mandarin dickhead.
I'm on a hot spree!
Right now we're cooking!
Are we in the US?
This looks like a three fucking New Jersey, man.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm so serious. I think we're
God this looks like just like a random ass fucking rural town in the US this
could actually be anywhere literally anywhere man they got a fucking baseball
stadium there's that football are we in the south oh my god Bobcat pride never
ever ends. Bobcats are mountainous creatures, but this is not a mountainous area. Bobcat
student parking. Where are Bobcats? I feel like the eastern side of the U.S. Oh my
I got seven one three and it's dry is Kansas a bad show.
I don't know if there's Bobcats in Kansas.
I'm going to go like humon, Oklahoma,
Let the difference between taxes. Oh, he's in Dallas. He knows where we are
He's got it this guy's got it this guy knows what he's fucking doing
MC McDonald
We're in Vietnam.
Southern Vietnam.
It's not Thailand, Chad, that's the enemies.
Oh, where the flag, jackass!
Great job, McDonald!
You fucking swan in your home state!
Nice Thailand, Desk!
see that's like lame that I guess the country right and I don't get points like
I guess the exact country but I guess fucking southern Vietnam he gets central
Thailand and gets closer like is that not fucking stupid from the northern
hemisphere. God, I have to pee so bad. Oh my God, we're in the northern hemisphere, and
I couldn't make out that language at all. He's not a gas and I'm gonna be fucked. We
drive on the right, we're in the northern hemisphere, we're in Europe. Where are
are we in Europe? Can I move forward at more than a snail's pace? We're not in an underdeveloped
country, but we're not in a very rich country. We're in a Slavic country. Correct? I don't
know if I'm using the term Slavic right. Oh, yo, I'm so fucking ready to just gas
Russia oh my god wait these are actually Russian polls
we're not Ukraine I know we're not Ukraine
STREAM STYPER! I'm calling that you guess Kazan as well you little rat you
little fucking rat there's no way there's no way we're in Asia
They drive on the right and there's rice paddies.
God, I don't know what Asian countries drive on the right and left.
I know one's Cambodia, one's Thailand.
Oh wait, that was just the enemies.
Well, I'm not going to risk this time, and I'm going to guess like Central Vietnam.
And let me guess, he's going to go fucking Cambodia this time. He's going to be closer.
He's going to be closer. That little fucker.
He's going to guess the...
What flag is that?
What about a fucking find out?
We're in Bulgaria, we're in Bulgaria, we're in Bulgaria, we're in Bulgaria.
Sun does not help at all.
Wow.
This is Asian architecture.
North Japan.
Yeah, he's gonna fucking guess North Korea in any closer.
Oh my god, I'm actually hanging on by the fucking thread of a needle.
Hold up.
Oh my god.
Smatsbow.
It's a football net.
Red buildings makes me wanna go to Netherlands or somewhere in that region.
You know what, fuck this guy.
What up, sweetie?
Actually, that might be a Swedish sign.
God, what's this do work?
He doesn't get it.
GG's.
Thank you for the chat. We're gonna call that there. Appreciate y'all. Hope you had fun. I will see y'all tomorrow at like 3 30 EST for reacts philosophy reacts more geo practiced Friday. We're going to be live at like 3 45 rip and geo until the tournament as well as the tournament for
of the tournament for Geo Gasser Saturday.
Reacts at like 1 or 1.32, probably 2 and 2 rainbow
tournament, Sunday night live, Monday random games, Tuesday
night live, Wednesday horror games.
Thursday, we have Busbound as well as Friend Flop Games
next Friday.
Reacts next Saturday, yeah, next Saturday night
live next Sunday after this upcoming Sunday.
Reacts in the food challenge.
Then we have Trevor Project May 4th, May 5th,
then at the disco ran the games and then the 6th
Random shit are probably reacts early and then I'm going to step it to the 11th film with a video jack
I already posted the main of the gaming today if you want to go watch outside of that channel because I'm watching out if I'm time streaming
And I appreciate every the popped out sub done it etc. John faking the sub and let's fucking raid
We're raiding Zuzzi
Appreciate y'all. I'll be odd fun and I will see y'all later. We're gonna raid in five four