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tastic Thursday everybody chat we are live today normally not live on
Thursdays but we are live today chat and we are doing a few things including
regular reacts, philosophy reacts, and 1v1-ing Jinxie and GeoGuessr.
We're going to be 1v1-ing him in like 45 minutes, so we'll probably get in like 1 react, 1v1 him,
and then go back to reacts, and some philosophy as well. That's the plan for the day.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be live around 3.45 a little bit later.
The GeoGuessr tournament starts around five.
We'll probably practice for like an hour before.
I might have to do like an interview or some shit prior to the tournament.
And then it's just GeoGuessr all tomorrow.
That's the duo's tourney.
I'll explain that tomorrow, all the details and shit like that.
Saturday is going to be a react day around two
into a rainbow tournament that Jinxie's hosting.
Sunday is going to be, or Sunday I'm not live actually.
Monday I'm going to be doing random games.
Uh, Kerbal Space Program, other random shit, maybe a horror game and then Retro Rewind.
Tuesday, I'm not live. Wednesday next week is going to be, uh, horror games and, you know,
probably some new ones, some old ones, we'll, we'll, we'll probably play like two to three horror games Wednesday.
Uh, Thursday is going to be a new game called Busbound into some friend slop like Prattfall.
Uh, and then I think there's like a spider game, I'm gonna be playing Knee, Sneak, Nucie and Crest next Friday.
Reacts next Saturday. I'm not live next Sunday reacts in the food challenge as promised from the f cancer charity stream
May 4th
We're going to be doing the Trevor project charity stream matching chats
Don't know it's up to 10k trying to raise awareness for suicide prevention and obviously Trevor project which helps prevent suicide among
People in the LGBTQ
The fifth is random games and I think dead at the disco drops the six I'll be live early and then I'm gone the seventh to the 11th
For like five days similar video with Jack then we'll be back grinding out streams for the rest of May as well
It's probably a charity stream late May as well
That's the schedule though
Actually, it's my schedule if you didn't hear it and you want to hear the schedule and that's what we're doing today
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Don't think I need stitches
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I was cutting asparagus, you know holding it
I didn't cut it while I was shopping then I laid down the knife and went to grab the asparagus
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Barely touched the blade too. I was like holy fuck. I sure was nuts
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Clay face trailer you guys have been spamming this apparently this is supposed to be a really good horror movie
That's coming out Warner Bros. That's shocking
Only in theaters in October. We're gonna watch trailer for that Gen Z's energy drink crisis Coachella is the worst
Papa meat video and then we have two philosophy videos the kids move this kids movie is about existentialism
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Yes, we have.
Maybe.
We've evoked an existential crisis upon anyone, but we never-
We have not seen this fucking video.
God, the weed brain's really getting me, man. I don't know.
Dude, y'all remember when I got like 10 minutes into a react one time that I watched like 2 years prior?
I had a chatter like, dude, you've seen this.
I was like, fuck you. Time to mount.
I was like, no, I haven't.
And then he linked to the actual video and it was like me reacting to it and I was like oh fuck
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Do you know that you have lost your soul?
Do you know that you have lost your soul?
You know that trailer made no sense.
I guess it was good though because it's like I want to know what the fuck the movie's about.
But that trailer made no fucking sense.
People were saying this is going to be like the next best horror.
I literally saw people saying on like social medias that this is going to be a fire fucking horror movie.
It's a teaser, dude.
That is valid.
And it's probably honestly a good trailer because it's very confusing and it doesn't give anything away.
I feel like trailers today just kind of show you the entire movie.
I don't know.
Here's the problem is this movie looks really gory and I'm not a big fan of gore.
I'm not a big fan of gore.
Like when I watched Terrifier, I had to stand up the entire movie.
I watched it and the entire time I was standing just going
Just holding my face because I'm like this is disgusting the entire well
I mean like it depends on the gore
Like if I'm watching somebody's head get caved in in a horror movie not as bad as like
Terrifier to watching the woman
Like masturbate with a shard of glass
Like that's a no-go for me, you know, like I don't know I don't know anybody that's like
like, oh yeah, this is awesome.
Or like, in the, in Terrifier 1, there's like a three minute
scene where he just saws a woman in half vagina down.
And he's just, and the whole time he's just smiling.
And it's so dis, it's like disturbing,
but it's like, ew, what the fuck?
It's not like, oh my God, I'm terrified.
It's like, ew, what the fuck?
The whole time I'm like, ew, what the fuck?
Why am I watching this?
Ew, ew, ew.
Like, I'm not like, oh, this is scary.
Like I'm not scared, it's like, ugh, like disgusting.
And I'm, that's like, that's like the line you tiptoe,
you know?
Early in terrifier though, terrifier,
not terrifier two, terrifier three, right?
Terrifier three.
Terrifier three is the one where he dresses up
as Santa Claus, right?
That one's fucking, dude,
I will never get over that one video where like this family
lied to their daughter or like friends lied to their friend.
It was like a woman in her 30s, maybe late 20s.
And they told her it was like a family film
and didn't tell her what movie it was.
I don't know how she walked into a movie theater
that said, Terrifier 3 and believed that.
But like the whole opening scene in Terrifier
just feels like a Christmas movie.
And then he just shows up and just sledgehammers the kids had him.
And it's like, whoa, whoa, takes a turn for the worst.
And then it, and then it just goes downhill from there.
Human Centipede, so disgusting.
See, that's like a category of movie where I'm like, I've never,
the only human centipede thing I've seen is the South Park recreation of it.
Like, I've never actually seen any of the Human Centipede films.
I've maybe seen clips, but it's like, who, what, why are there three of them?
Aren't there three Human Centipede movies?
Yeah, why are there three?
And it's titled as horror comedy.
What's funny about that?
What's funny about that?
That's like fucking disgusting.
It's like I don't like I don't know. I'm just like sitting there gun. Oh, maybe it's the commentary
Please too many
It's just like what fucking weird-ass ideas that like oh, we're gonna
You know a form of torture
We're gonna feed you food and then we're gonna attach a guy to your butthole and he's gonna eat your poop
and then you're gonna digest that poop and
and fucking feed it to the next person behind you.
Like, realistically, first guy asked a face suffocates on poop.
Like, I'm so serious.
If you fucking, if you stitched your somebody's face to a butthole
and then they had to eat their poop,
number one, you're not getting the nutrients you need to survive.
Number two, you're not even eating the poop.
Like, the second they shit into your mouth, you're probably gagging and then suffocating on the poop.
Yeah, you're choking. You're dying. Right there. And then now you have a dead dude attached to your butthole.
Death of the three. Human Tentapes in the same category as Sharknado and the Meg. No, it is not.
Sharknado and- Okay, the Meg, I would rather watch Sharknado than the Meg.
Sharknado is like fucking funny right there sharks in a tornado the acting is
terrible and it's like their chainsawing sharks that are flying through the air
the Meg is just Jason Statham going we've got a bigger shark looks like we
got another fish to fry it looks like he's a lot scarier than I once thought
It's like dude, and then he's thrown like explosive spears at him. It's just a bad film
Meg one was okay. Meg two actually terrible
Meg two I what are the ratings on Meg two?
I'm gonna guess rotten tomatoes 20 and audience scores like 85 because I guarantee you the audience was like
Love and that shit
27 rotten tomatoes
72 audience score. How does it have a 72 audience score? Meg one was okay. Yeah, Meg one did
definitely better. 47. Dude, 47 rotten tomatoes. 44 audience score. But people loved Meg two
in the Meg two trailer. They show the most interesting scene. That's how you know that
That movie's at when was there a dinosaur?
I don't remember there being a T-Rex in Meg 2.
Maybe I just fuckin' like, blurred that out of my brain.
When was there, that's not real?
That's like a fake, what is that?
Oh, it is fake.
Oh, wait, no, it's not.
Is there a dinosaur?
Is there a T-Rex?
Yeah, T-Rex appears in Meg, too.
But it gets eaten.
All right, whatever.
Wayne movie.
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Good Bart good Bart gamer subs 10% off I
Probably drink an energy drink
5 days a week?
3 years.
And you could ar-
I drink caffeine every day though.
Coffee has been around for nearly 500 to 600 years.
And you could argue it's pro-
I feel like it's more than that, no?
Coffee? 600 years?
You don't think there were people caffeinated up in like the B.C. times?
Probably one of the most successful drugs ever released to society.
People's whole civilization-
Caffeine? No, literally, bro.
Caffeine is the most successful drug that was released into human society because no one sees it as a drug
It's a stimulant. So it's like not that it's like it's like a low-grade stimulant
So it's not really seen that big but like dude caffeine's like a drug
It's not on the same when people hear drug though. They think like oh heroin, you know
It's built off these gambes.
Of course, when coffee wasn't hit in hard...
Caffeine's not a drug. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is. It is a psychoactive stimulant.
Caffeine is a psychoactive, most widely consumed legal psychoactive drug in the world.
Acting is a central nervous stimulant to increase alertness, improve mood, and reduce fatigue.
It is a drug.
They had to make a teeny tiny subtle.
What about sugar?
Switch to cocaine to boost production.
Hey, we can say what we want about it, but you can't tell me they wasn't handling
**** with swiftness from the 70s to 80s.
Which was- Oh my god, yeah dude, fucking just ripping-
Imagine what- Dude, back in the time, like none of us were alive then, but the time
where you had to trade stocks on the phone.
And you had a guy just like, yep, 49 shares of that?
Yep, up 10 to Google. All right. Got you next. Oh, I sure I know you should really put a mark
This is a great author. You don't understand and then they're just like have you ever seen the calls they do in
in Wall Street
Because they can't hear each other they'd like hand signals I
Gotta show video that
All right, that's definitely copyrighted
It's like they're throwing up gang signs.
Like there's a rhyme and reason, but here's how it works.
Anytime you're bringing your hands in, you're trying to buy it, okay?
So whenever you see a pile going and guys going like this, they're trying to buy it.
When they have their hands turned out, they're trying to sell.
This is horrible, dude.
Anything to your chin is single-digit, okay, so it's starting with your hand here.
This is one, two, three, four, five.
When you turn your hand over, there's six, seven, eight,
nine, and 10 goes to the head.
Okay?
10, 20, 30.
Dude, what if you misinterpret that shit
and buy like the wrong amount of stock?
Okay.
If you catch the 100s to the hand like this
and the 1000, any time you grab the elbows, it's 1000s.
So a random number, 287.
All right, so it would be 287.
And then you have months.
You have June.
Then you go to the shoulder for July.
Oh my god, like if they're shorting or something,
what the fuck?
Why are, dude, like, there has to be a more efficient way
than doing that, like there has to be.
Just 80 fucking middle-aged white guys in a room
just going. Three June. June three. Bro, come on.
is at the time in the US when things were at their most
affordable. But sadly, that became illegal. So eventually,
they found a brand new totally not harmful at all product to
replace it energy drinks and slowly over time, especially
since the 2000s, they become more and more popular every
year with Gen Z now leading the chart as the group who
consumes the most energy drinks and did badlands chugs.
I love watching him. I get like seriously worried for his health.
Like, this guy will rip a case of Pepsi for like one video in 10 seconds.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's not.
Like he just chugged like 24 sprite cranberries.
And I'm not gonna lie.
It's not.
Full sugar.
Get closer.
We're kind of close.
According to studies nowadays, 75 to 80% say they drink them regularly in order.
I'm gonna have to take that
Hmm, I
Don't remember I was gonna say you don't really need caffeine when you're younger, but I started what's what age did y'all start drinking caffeine?
I was probably 16. I
Was probably 16 the first time I ever had an energy drink. I never drank coffee
until I was like
Probably like 20. I didn't drink coffee till I was like 20 because I thought coffee tastes like shit
11? You're drinking caffeine at 11 years old, bro.
Younger generations drink them the least.
But to be fair, that doesn't mean older generations don't have caffeine.
They just have coffee a lot more than energy drinks.
I can give boomers credit on that, though.
They can manage-
Bro, coffee stains the fuck out of my teeth, though.
I gotta do, like, whitening strips every, like, three months.
They're caffeine a lot better than us.
You know, other than destroying the world's economies,
causing wars for no reason,
being selfish and sh** on younger generations for a world they created
they created and saying just buy a house like I did for two pennies in it back in 2005 my dad said he
could easily do that day trading stuff on wall street and he blew a million dollars that day
he's up now though okay well that's good your dad lost a million dollars in a day because like day
trading true it thank you for the 10 gay bitties how's your day been good how are you
thank you for the bitties i'm quite bored i'm at a bank teller and uh only motherfuckers
Just come to person anymore old fucks
Bro dead ass
You got nobody coming in you ever you walk into a bank, bro. They didn't have music playing
They're gonna get music playing in a bank man. What could do a bank is just dead silent
I feel like it's the most boring job ever always smells like a distinct bank smell too. Oh
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Seems like they've gotten caffeine addiction pretty beaten.
And as someone who started having energy drinks and pre-workout around four years ago when I turned 19,
not gonna lie, it was mainly because I started going to the gym and wanted to get the best gains.
Caffeine addiction is probably top five addictions this generation has right now.
And especially when I started having it more, I can understand why it's hard for some people to stop.
I don't get caffeine headache.
Brooke does.
Well, do you guys get caffeine headache?
I drink caffeine every day.
Every day.
Literally every day I drink caffeine if I don't like later into the day. I'm fine
like there's been days where I get up at like nine and
I don't have caffeine till like 5 p.m. When I'm like live no problem
There's people that like wake up in within 30 minutes if they don't have caffeine. They have like a fucking a bad headache. I
Don't have that problem
It's just like all other stimulants you end up getting a tolerance to and a needing more some people
It's bad it can get to the point where if you have it too much days
You don't have to work headaches and some people even throw up because their body needs it
Which is why you should always keep that's bad
It balanced and have some break days a week
I've never heard of that somebody throwing up because they don't have caffeine, but they have to be drinking like
500 milligrams a day I
I would say, on average, I have a 180 milligram coffee and then one, whatever this is, 125 milligram.
I probably have 200 milligrams of caffeine a day.
Or you don't have caffeine, like, at least two days in a week.
But even then-
At least 80 at most 200.
And with people having it, one thing I didn't realize, because I did research before I started having-
My friend has 600 a day. That's bad.
I don't think you should go more than, like, four.
Did y'all hear about that girl that drank like eight Alani's in one day and died recently?
Very sad
But in in the same post that I saw that the mob was trying to sue Alani new and I was like
That's like a user error, man. Like I
Like you're never gonna get a lawsuit out from that like it's very sad
She died, but I'm like nobody in the right mind drinks
Seven energy drinks in a day like that's same thing with like the kid that chugged like nine five-hour energies
And like whatever like it because at some like before you get to that point dude 400 milligrams in
400 milligrams caffeine in your
You know like shaking
Shaking like that's a lot of cat even if you have high caffeine tolerance if you're drinking two energy drinks
You're shaking, you know like and then on and then now you're gonna four more
It's how many people don't know the limits and drink over the day that
She had a heart condition her parents knew honestly
I don't even think it's the kids fault like obviously the kid drank the energy drinks very sad that the kid died
But I'm saying that's like the parents like your kid has a heart condition
Why are you letting your kid drink five energy drinks in a day?
Yeah, and most of the world's health organizations say you should have a max of 400 milligrams of caffeine and I think it's yeah
I think it's four or five day which is already a lot. God wait. What are some shitters on this list?
Never heard a riot
God Celsius it's like hit or miss on the flavor bang energy sucks
Prime do the original prime flavors
Full throttle we tried we did the whole video where I tried a bunch of energy drinks that video is bad
I felt wired after that for reference. That's having four cups of coffee a day ten cans of soda or two cans of 200 milligram energy
You like bomb energy the most?
Yeah, but gamer stuff wasn't in on that so could bar it obviously that would have been the best drinks
Really?
Wasn't in the rating the only reason you should even be having that much as if you go to the gym and lift a lot
or work like 14-hour days, but even with this being clear public information, people will casually
brag online that they have double that amount or even more. Like, no, you're just admitting to
overdosing on social media in 2026 because that's what you're doing. Well, I don't even think you
need energy drinks to fucking work out. I don't take pre-workout. I drink energy drinks while
I'm live because it gives me that eye tingle, right? I feel wired, you know? You gotta realize,
I'm talking non-stop for like six hours. I
caffeine's like
Amazing, you know caffeine's amazing because it's just like I don't like I just don't I just zone in
Bro there's guys there's guys that'll fucking go in
Like supplement stores by hide which is like 300 milligrams of serving and dry scoop it into their mouth
What's your thousand milligrams of caffeine a day like schedule I thought it dealt with four shots of espresso
Four shots four shots in the morning, bro. I think like two and I'm fucking tweaking
Protein shake about 256 grams of caffeine later in the day have a pre-workout right this one
It's like 300 milligrams of caffeine and now we're at like 650 and then I'll probably either have another one of these later in the day for my second workout or
One more shot to express
You have a problem saving that's a great attractive a more every night. I can drink a pre-workout and go to bed
What is the most amount of cat? I don't even think the caffeine's doing anything for him then right?
I feel like at that point if he's saying he could just shrug pre-workout and fall asleep like he has to be in a
Such a high half caffeine tolerance that it's like not even really doing anything yet, but he has to stop
I don't even think he has to stop. I think he needs to
ADHD
What so easy you think he's using it as like because I've heard of
Because there's like an Adderall shortage
I've heard that people that I used to take Adderall and have ADHD and can't get Adderall have just been like max dosing caffeine
So you think it just makes them feel normal I think you've had in one day and how did it make you feel?
For me my all-time high career high is seven six. Oh, what what whack ass wet piss peanut butter
is that, bro. Oh my god, I don't even pay attention to what the fuck he's saying.
Big points. What is the most amount of caffeine milligrams of caffeine you've had in one day?
Probably 600.
And how did it make you feel? For me, my all-time high, career high, is 750 milligrams in one day.
That's a lot. And I remember, so I had two rains, so that's 600 right there.
And then I had, I think, like two or three die coats, so that got me up to like 750.
The comment section of this video is worse too.
Somebody said three thousand two hundred which is eight times the max limit one thousand seven hundred fifty yo talent
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No, my buddy is bullet-touched to Kevin
because of the pre-workout,
and I'll take him on a throw up after my workouts.
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We have to pay respect to Daryl from Storage Wars.
Yeah, I mentioned that yesterday, it was very sad.
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He milligrams, which is four times the max limit.
What do you think about this as-
Yeah, but I feel like those corn balls
on TikTok comments are just liars.
I'm not trying to be that guy,
but like, any TikTok comment, bro,
take that shit with a grain of salt,
Motherfuckers, you can be sane shit.
Having all this caffeine is actually gonna-
5,000 milligrams.
5,000 milligrams.
Easy, light work.
Gonna make it work worse for you.
You're just breaking up your tolerance
to the point of having one energy drink
is gonna give you zero effect on your body.
So, if you think you're caffeine addicted
for almost having the limit every day,
there's levels to this shit, you at level two.
Obviously the main problem with having that much
is you risk having a heart attack at any moment.
Your heart can only handle so much stimulation.
Yo, these y'all's hearts just randomly hurt sometimes.
It's not even from the caffeine, man.
It might be the weed or some shit,
but I feel like sometimes I'll just get like a,
oh, and then I'm good.
But every time I convince myself I'm dying, or pops.
There was a sad case recently of,
where it feels like a tightness,
and I got to go like this.
Like my chest feels tight.
Someone in Gen Z passing away
from having too much caffeine.
The 17-year-old brother's
what we were just talking about.
Your own name Larissa Rodriguez was having energy drinks a lot from a specific brand called Elani.
Now at her age, even though it's not recommended to have-
Yo, I also gotta say Elani and new is straight-
Mmmmm...
Mmmmm...
I have friends that like it.
And Elani will like send me cases and I'll just give it to them, but I think it's way too fucking sweet.
Energy drinks under age.
Way too fucking sweet.
Like, I'm not, okay, I know I'm sponsored by GamerStops, but-
This is not like sponsored glaze. This is just regular glaze. I think gamer subs like balance is the sweetness, right?
I think some flavors might be a little too sweet, but that's why you pick but like any Alana I've ever had I'm like
I feel like I'm just actually taking those super-lowest packets at a diner and just pouring them into my mouth
18 as a teenager the max you're supposed to have if you do is a hundred milligrams a day and the Alana has really
200 milligrams, so
We're already starting off bad on October 20th, 2025. She sadly passed away from a heart attack after having them although
It's not a very sad exactly confirmed how many she was having a day people are speculating
It was way more than the limit because you don't pass away at that age without really putting pressure on your body
You saw that tick-tock comment section
There was admitting to having absurd amounts and even they didn't pass away the biggest thing going around was that she was having six of
of them a day which would be 1200 milligrams a day.
Three times the daily limit, by the way, for an adult.
And if that's really true, it's so crazy how people-
Yo, you know you're down bad
when you be drinking five hour energies, bro.
That's like another level, dude.
I always see those at the counter at gas stations
and I'm like, yo, who buys this?
Who buys this?
Never in my life have I had,
I feel like maybe one time I had a five hour energy.
I don't really know.
I don't really think I did.
I feel like that's like some union shit.
Yeah, somebody said, Edgar said construction workers.
Truckers, construction workers, union guys.
You're up at 5 a.m.
and you don't want to chug like a drink.
You're just like, let me just down 300 milligrams
of caffeine in a second.
For an adult.
And if that's really true, it's so crazy
how people don't check the limits of shitting glass.
The fact doesn't really get five hours. I don't know. I'm assuming that's kind of the whole idea of the
Adversizing is you'll feel energized for five hours and no one in her life told her she has to stop having that much because it's gonna
Oh, not at all. I feel like if I took a five-hour energy
I would be tweaking for an hour and then I caffeine crash and fall asleep
Make her die faster is crazy if I had 1200 milligrams of caffeine a day
I'll probably be able to run around the whole world three times and still be good for her body
She definitely got used to it
Which is the problem and now her family is trying to sue the company saying they didn't have enough warnings about
Excess caffeine use even though it says it right on the can or you could search up the health facts online and instantly
Know the limits rest in peace to her obviously tragic death, but this lawsuit is not gonna go anywhere
This will be the equivalent of someone who died from alcohol poisoning
and ensuing the beer company for giving them that much alcohol also what the
f*** were the parents doing they should wait actually that is the that is the
literal equivalent I would honestly say it's like even it's even worse than
that because like alcohol you could be like oh this is an
unstate like you you could argue like oh ever clear shouldn't even be able to
be sold to people but like kind of especially caffeine it's like bro you
just slammed an entire pack asked her about her energy drink habits since
She uh keen for the sub owner of the of the four kitchen strips about to have a YouTube
I every time I caught on all you know, you get you good faith when they also just reflect on each other further opinions
I've really enjoyed watching culture think the attitudes the behavior this community reflects on the kind of behavior you exhibit props
Thank you. Curie thinking of the three Wilson the sub on Nuka thinking for the five gifted Zondre for the sub was having so much
I'm on to this day still guess all my ass for having any type of caffeine and I'm not gonna lie. She's right
Bokeh in general no one should be having caffeine preferably the tolerance comes up no matter what even if you drink coffee
But if you are gonna be drinking it, bro, I don't think it does
Motherfuckers me saying that about weed and caffeine and I've been taking it at yo 10 milligram gets me geeked
And I take one of those motherfuckers six days a week for the last six months, right like I
I, yo, I, I drink a cup of coffee, I'm feeling wired.
I feel like you get a tolerance.
Once you start going, oh, I want to feel it more.
And you start just drinking way too much.
You haven't way too much.
Stop lying.
I'm not like most people in the world do.
You should at least be hitting the limit max
and not going higher than it.
It also doesn't help that energy drink.
What makes 400 milligrams of caffeine five cans of 250 milliliter of energy drinks?
What fucking what five cans of energy drinks reaches 400 milligrams of caffeine?
I don't know an energy drink with 75 milligrams of caffeine.
Max and not going higher than it.
It also doesn't help that energy drinks have turned into a hobby for people.
Like why does everything have to be a hobby man?
Red Bull? I thought Red Bull was like 125 or 144.
Tiktok is a room doing any type of thing.
Do not be-
Oh, mini Red Bulls.
People show off their collections of energy drinks like they're a car collector.
They get to point out every single chemical compound in each drink like they're Walter White.
Wow, that's cringy.
That's like, uh, that's like when I used to, you know, like, dude,
Dude, once you hit your 20s, you start collecting empty liquor
bottles.
Just skip that phase, chat.
Toss them out.
Toss them out.
Toss them out.
They're not a centerpiece.
They're not decorative.
It's not cool.
It's lame.
It's not cool.
It's lame.
Throw them out.
It's different if it's a really expensive bottle of liquor
that's like fucking $600.
And you want to just keep the bottle because it looks nice.
And you're going to reuse it or some shit.
But don't be putting your empty bottle of fat
on your counter.
Just toss it in the trash.
I think it's cool when people collect beer caps, like bottled beer caps from different
beers they've drank.
That's cool.
Make a little table out of it.
Okay, this is wild.
Why do we have a closet of empty cans?
This is an expensive hobby.
I don't know how they're getting all these different types of cans.
Okay, well, not expensive like being a car collector, but a 12-pack energy drink is usually like $30, so it adds up.
The closer you are to them, the more you're gonna wanna drink it.
So it's probably not the best idea if you already take a lot of caffeine now to stack up on it.
Energy drinks won't be calling your name mid-day like the drink.
Why are we collecting that?
Alright, and it's in a closet.
Are we walking into the closet and admiring it or some shit?
Like, what's the fucking stupid point of that?
Like, eventually it's gonna be full. What are you gonna fucking move into another room? You gotta throw that shit out.
What are we fucking doing?
Goblin mask.
Now, in defense of all this shit, there's just a waste of space, man. You just put other shit in there.
Pat being consumption.
You're stupid. They're collecting the different versions.
What? And they're gonna fucking auction them off on eBay or some shit? Somebody's gonna buy them?
Because one may wonder why Gen Z has so much.
It's a couple of reasons. One, being currently in college, and since you're studying a lot more.
You collected soda cans? Yeah, when I was 8 years old.
You need more energy, hence the energy drinks?
When I was 8 years old.
Every generation has had their things for colleges. Back then it was taking out your stress on a
cigarette pack or taking coke to make the 7am test. Also going to the gym a lot more, which
like I said is the reason I even have it on my days off I don't. If you're coming from
working a long day and want to hit the gym after, most people need a little something to
pick themselves up. Another thing some people might be surprised by...
Do you collect bones? Yes, I used to collect animal bones that I found in the woods
It's party. There's been an uprising bar serving drinks with energy drinks intertwined or just drinks having it themselves
Bro, I'm not having this conversation again, bro. Yeah, dude. Hey, I
Chat it you're telling me yo, it's literally the same shit
You have a dead taxidermy deer on your wall.
That is more weird than me finding an already dead animal
that I didn't kill, right?
So let's stop saying Jeffrey Dahmer, right?
What's more serial killer shit?
Killing an animal and then hanging it on your wall?
Or me finding a sick-ass wolf skull and polishing it off
and then fucking, you know, putting it on a desk.
Putting it on a desk.
It's like a fossil.
Literally, thank you. Thank you hotel concert the alcohol industry might be dead by the time we're old
They're practically begging for the use to drink, but we have morals. All right, we draw the line and get in blackout drunk
We'd rather be clean them. Yeah, I used to brush them with a toothbrush getting heart attacks by 30
Not my toothbrush different toothbrush
I like a big one I would scrub them
They addicted to gambling that we lose our life savings
It could also be that statistically Gen Z right now is the most stressed generation.
Whether you believe that or not, every time a generation is feeling stressed, there's always something to help with that coke.
One of the other reasons for the uptick-
I feel like caffeine's not helping with stress, though.
I feel like it's probably, like, caffeine gets me wired.
Like, if I was stressed out, I wouldn't be like, let me slam a fucking Red Bull.
Is it seems like everyone has an energy drink now?
I can't even count on my hands how many celebs have come out with their own custom energy drinks.
The Rock has one.
Kim Kardashian has one.
God.
One.
Logan Paul and KSI, which we all remember.
Kids were getting cracked out thinking a prime energy drink was just like their apple juice.
Ah, Cehrabata tequila.
Ah, Dwayne Johnson.
Deuce.
Only to all of a sudden be able to bench 500 pounds five times in a row.
Parents don't truly check on their kids anymore because how's your kid casually having caffeine at eight years old and 10 years old and you don't even know?
Even Barron Trump, Donald Trump's son announced he's releasing one in May of this year.
What the f*** does this f*** know about?
Yo, who is buying this shit?
Yo, actually, Tommy NFTs speaking f***ing facts, bro.
Why am I buying an energy drink from f***ing Barron Trump?
You're the Mott.
Energy drinks? I don't think I've even-
Organic grapefruit ginger.
Eugh.
I haven't even heard him talk.
The only thing I wanna see him do was be in the war fields for the s*** his father started.
The meme-
You gotta make that shit f***ing red slushy.
You gonna make that shit cherry cherry mango cherry mango rainbow, right? That's what I want to drink problem with it is
Brand risk with a with a fucking
anime person on it
Not like food or something that doesn't affect your body too much
It's a stimulant that if you have too much you can die from I assume even people who don't drink caffeine who are fans of
These celebs are gonna try their energy drinks and potentially get hooked on having or may not know
They can only have a certain amount before you get four night eliminated
You should also only be having the energy drink in the morning or 3 p.m. Max any later and good luck getting any
type of sleep
357 p.m. Right now I'm drinking an energy drink. There's a ton of people who have permanent sleep problems every night because yeah
I'm not gonna lie. There's been multiple occasions that I would kill for a fucking coffee at like 9 p.m.
and I'm like
That's stupid
Stupid the amount of caffeine they consume but if you're out of a bar espresso martini at one in the at one in the morning doesn't sound that bad
Caffeine has a half-life of I'll have a espresso martini black. Thank you
Three to seven hours meaning it takes that much time to get down to half the amount in your system
And if you have like 200 milligrams at 5 p.m. You're still gonna have a couple of you know
Did I ever tell you all about the time that I had an espresso martini for the first time?
I didn't know how strong they were and I chugged to and fucking five minutes then I went to a casino lost like $600
This was in st. Martin and I blacked out I
Was like already drunk and I had an espresso martini for the first time. I was like, yeah, that's it's disgusting
And they're like no try it. I was like, okay, so I got one and I was like, oh, that's great
And I like three gulped it because it's in a fucking martini glass
Not knowing it's like the equivalent of like two shots two and a half shots of alcohol
You're not having your system by 10 extra take it for the five gift exact for the three
I collect cold cans to show the designs team. See that's cool though
Cold crazy itself with a sub swimming for the sub WV and cool for the sub Y and true it take it for the five gay
Bitties
Shits on while one this shit on poly market now
It's yours dude keep the money man pickle over the sub say for the three should I build in my Minecraft world?
I have no idea keen for the sub hunter of the three for the four true
I think of the fucking bitties bro diagnose ADHD monster up before bed daily at regular dopamine levels AJ for the three
Tell me it's a sugar-free one at least stress to think of the five gift heads spending the time
It takes for like 60 milligrams of sugar right before bed
You to sleep you most likely won't be able to sleep until like one or two a.m.
Which for anyone in school or that has a job
That's probably gonna make life worse or you're gonna have the worst stage of it having to take copious amounts of
caffeine in the daytime while at night downing a bottle of melatonin to fight it.
It creates an endless cycle of you doing that until one day you either take a break or I guess
wait until you're at 900 milligrams of caffeine every day and have a heart attack in the middle
of the night.
To wrap it up, the main lesson of today's video-
Bro, I never have a problem falling asleep though.
Like I don't take melatonin, I got a problem staying asleep.
So I guess it's to always remember the limits of caffeine.
More and more are there cases of people either having heart attacks or distra-
Like how many times y'all wake up in the night?
I wake up like five times.
Or in their body?
At least.
Nah, maybe not at least.
Maybe at least three.
At least three at most like eight.
Like every hour.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
He's over half zero.
So you just time work.
Time too much?
Which is, and then sometimes I don't know,
like randomly I'll just be like,
damn what a five time I sleep tonight.
Ugh.
And then I, that's when I have trouble falling asleep
because I'm like, am I content with the life I've lived?
What if I died right now?
Why?
That's not normal.
I'm not caring, bro.
We should put cocaine back in Coke Box.
Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
As always, I love you guys.
Consensually.
I love Tommy, man.
That makes the best videos genuinely.
Our friend, I just do you drink company.
Young people are hard to demographic goals
to get them all they're young and impressionable
all their time for life.
Yeah, because then it's just a repeat customer, dude, if they fuck with your brand.
I mean, that's the, that's not even an energy drink company.
That's not even an energy drink company specific, like, strategy.
That's every brand ever.
Every brand ever just wants you, wants you to start liking them younger
because then you just will continuously use them forever.
Moose, they give it a three.
Do you still have a dog?
Yes, rarely.
For the sub-AGA of the three.
Sugar Red Monster before a good or bad, Dwin taking the 7,
and Jave with the 3.
Chat, I'm going to piss real quick,
and then we're going to 1v1 Jaxie and Gio,
and then we're going to hop back into Reacts.
We have one more regular React, and then we're
going to do philosophy Reacts.
I just made some point in schedule,
if you want to know, the rest of the week.
Tomorrow, Gio Gasser, Saturday Reacts Rainbow Tournament.
We'll go from there.
Push this.
Let's advance our troops real quick.
He's playing a chess match.
All right, I got time.
Yo, count me down 30 seconds.
Maybe a minute.
What did Alex just say I'd smash Kildozer. Rarely for the sub.
Same facts, bro. What is this conversation? Is Kildozer in chat? What about the JCRL stream?
We ended up moving it. I don't know when we're doing it, but I've been busy. He's been busy. I figured that shit out, bro
All right
Hold up, you know, don't spam paragraphs in chat. You're saying I'm not I'm not reading it
I'm not reading the chat. That's like nine sentences
is. Oh, why is he crashing out? Bro, guys, this is so fucking dumb! Joe is ready? Okay,
okay, okay, okay. Is he, why is he crashing out? Mike, think of this, uh, Mots, can you
put us in Geo? I said don't spam a paragraph and then immediately after a chatter, it's
And what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Jake, he's ready.
Let me call him real quick.
I got to throw that fucking map in, too.
I said I'm going to give him tips.
Should I help him out?
I called him earlier, and we were talking about the Geo
tournament tomorrow.
And he seems a little nervous, but he's not very prepared.
Bro, it's high-vives playing on his fucking...
Bro, is this that shit from like cool math games?
I feel like I used to play this when I was in like fucking elementary school.
Slope? Yeah, I mean it at least looks similar to the game that I was playing. This looks a lot better though now.
Yo, y'all remember Age of War?
That was like the best game ever.
I feel like that's just gonna give me a seizure, man.
Jesus Christ.
The fucking neon lights.
My God.
It's like making me nauseous.
Holy fuck.
Mike, thank you for the sub.
Age of War, bro.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
I gotta play that song
Bro playing this on my fucking grandparents PC that genuinely probably have like an RTX 480 and that bitch
some shit that was running at like actually three frames per second oh hey
sorry sorry I'm late jinxie I was uh reminiscing about age of war did you ever
play that game
wait wait wait I think I know the game you're talking about it's when they
walk in the straight lines at each other what's this no there's like a glory
Sunday is the song. How does the song go?
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun. That's the best game ever made.
I was okay. Joe, I'm not
kidding. I was literally talking to my
cousin two days ago
about the Ancon gaming era and we were
talking about Age of War.
I'm not kidding. Bro, there was so many
good ass games
from that time frame.
Like, dude, did you ever play
Smith or Jack Smith was the I played Jack Smith on stream like six months ago
because it was so good like I used to know why I feel like none of those games
exist in Lester they have to be like remade oh my god this this was the game
I grinded warzone tower defense bro me and my brothers would always try to like
see if you can get the highest wave on warzone tower defense.
Dude, I think the guy that was like,
I used to play balloons fucking TD like one.
I used to play the balloons tower defense game.
That was like, it wasn't even tower defense.
You were just throwing darts at balloons.
Bloons was also peak.
Wait, but what was the best balloons?
Because they were all on mobile, yeah.
You could play balloons like literally in your bed.
I mean, I still think the best balloons
is the current one.
BTD six?
No, no, yeah BTD 5. I would actually I don't remember. Oh
BTD 6. Yeah, no BTD 6 is the best one the prep dude
I had I had such a good account and then my fucking I had to get my PC wipe
And I lost my fucking balloons progress and I remember I loaded it up on stream one day
I just crashed out because I was like I'm not starting back at level one. Yeah
Fucking regular ass dart monkeys
Bloons is such a fucking game
When it's also dude, it's just like one of those games that works
I there's so there's like so few games that work on mobile and PC like the lotter is another one
That's fire like yeah, you can play blooms on a fucking iPad
Fucking switch doesn't matter. It's such a simple game, but it's so good. Yo, you are so quiet
I have you like turned up all the way wait really hold up. I can fix that
Okay, penis
Is that a mic check yes louder quieter, how do I sound? How do I sound louder a little louder?
All right. Now how loud how loud now how loud now you're good now. You're good now. You're good now
Okay, I cranked that shit up. I didn't know why I had a bad love. Okay, brother. Are we playing geo?
Yeah, I was I was wondering what you what you want to do for like I'm assuming yeah, we could 1v1
But do you want to do a mixture of like?
Move and no moves and maybe you get a little
Experience for the tourney tomorrow. Yes. I want to do a mixture of move and no move
I think we should 1v1 and then maybe we could do some 2v2s against people that works
I was gonna say if we 1v1 we could do like a
Best of three on like regular and then do best of three on like the math that's similar like practice wise
Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds good. That sounds good. I'll give you some tips and tricks as well
So like I mean Joe, I could just kick your ass bro. You know what I'm saying you're I I would give you a
20% win rate on me. I would say if we played 10 games you win too. Are you serious?
Yes, I don't think that you like know the cheese. I don't know the cheese. I bro
I don't know the cheese. The cheese is is ballards. I don't know ballards
Ballards is like the most OP thing you could learn in Geo gas Earth. It's also just like you have to grind that to understand it
Bro Jinxies chat and my chat I said Jinxie the website plonk it if you want to get good at
Geo guess her just go on plonk it and no life learn about every country in the fucking world and you will just get
Really good really quickly
Yeah, bro Joe whenever I go to plonk it it just says join the discord hit guide top right
right. And then you just hit any
country and it'll tell you like
hit like Brazil. Oh my god. Yeah
and then it'll tell you I mean
you don't need a no attack for
the US. Car. Carmella is huge
Carmella is huge if you're able
car metal like like the stubby antenna shit.
I don't look, go to Ghana.
Go to Guy.
Venezuela has no coverage, so you just never guess it.
Unless we're in no move.
In no move, everything can be shown.
Also, one more thing I want to show you before we start.
Look up right and left driving countries.
And then hit image.
Okay.
Right and left.
So you get stuck in your head, it's a good ass song.
Like hit that red image in the middle on Wikipedia.
Wow.
If you could fucking just sponge that, that will make you so much better.
The blue countries drive on the left, the red countries drive on the right.
If you're able to do Suntech and know right and left side of the road like that alone will like if you get a left
Side it right side doesn't really help you because most countries drive on the right
But if you get a left-sided country you're in like one of ten places
Like instant road you're sweating your nuts off. That's what yo yo chat is that
That's not sweating that is like the most basic thing you learn in Geo guess her that is like
that is like actually low silver knowledge like that is your rank brother yeah but the thing is when
I play Geo guesser yeah sure quote-unquote silver one these motherfuckers will go five for five on
country guesses yeah there were ELO's probably way higher than you know oh I forgot I could like
match you against okay yeah if they don't grind the game this season yeah they don't if they
haven't played it's literally just like d ranking in rainbow like if you don't play for like six
months, like they might have been fucking masters and they just haven't played in a year and now they're playing you and they're just gonna, you know, fucking full wipe.
Okay.
All right, I'm gonna make a regular duel on the map that we're playing for move tomorrow.
And I'll have it regular rules.
Just so you know, the max time limit is a minute.
So even if neither of us gas, you only have a minute to figure out where you are.
Would it give me like a
Yeah, I don't still do the countdown. Okay. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Bro, Joe, I'm just saying bro, don't underestimate me bro, please.
Brother, I'm not underestimating you. I genuinely, I, dude, I think that you and Onay are a top 16.
Where you fall in that category, I don't know if you're one, I don't know if you're six, but like, I think Onay's, you know, I think Onay's gonna be, you know, kind of fucking pulling you along tomorrow.
tomorrow all right yo Joe but watch it like when I play bro mean you can do oh
too after we play like bro I like Joe I can hold my fucking way you know what
I'm really I think it all do oh with you I think it me and you duo I think I'm
going to tell you where we are like 90% of the time because I'm gonna figure it
out before you and maybe I'll be right bro maybe I'll be right maybe you'll
be wrong sometimes you know it's about teamwork bro teamwork makes the dream
Yeah, that's the whole I mean, that's why we're like duo. That's why I wanted the tourney to be do us because it's just like
You're able to bounce off of each other
I set the link in our discord chat
Bro, how'd you get the check mark can I show screen or no? Yeah, you can just screen
Joe, how'd you get the check mark Joe Jesus? I don't know. They just gave it to me
You could ask you you could literally just go do it. Honestly, you could probably go on stream tomorrow
Geo guess her or probably be in your chat. You just go. Can I have the checkmark and we'll get it to you?
So Joe, let's let's well be one bro best out of five
Let's do you do what why don't we do?
Why don't we do two best of threes one on this map and then one on the no move?
All right, what is this map? What do you mean?
community world is just like the most used
map for like party 1v1s.
Okay.
And then the other map is similar to the one that we'll be doing tomorrow.
I don't even know the one that we're doing tomorrow, though.
Okay.
Are you ready to tango?
Yeah.
I'm gonna, you know, I, you know, you can do whatever you want.
I'm gonna throw my chat an email only because I tend to look over and I don't want to cheat.
I have my chat on the same model that I game on, so I'm good.
As long as I don't do that, I can't read my chat.
Okay, awesome. You're about to get one do you have one do you have one monitor?
No, I have I have two monitors I have a Xbox monitor and a PC monitor
So basically if I'm on PC, I have one you don't like what?
Jinxie, you know, there's multiple ports on the back of your monitor, right?
You just switch input I
I'd like to keep it just Xbox restricted only okay well good luck to you
Joe I'm saying don't underestimate me do you want me to calm to you while we play or
sure yeah all right so like what are you what are you seeing right now what do you what are you feeling
probably just Australia probably just Australia you think maybe South Africa
I don't think that's a bad shout honestly I'm not really knowing where we
are we kind of just spawned in the middle of my screen went
It's Australia, dude. Trust me. It's Australia, I guess.
No, South Africa. Sorry, I meant to say South Africa.
Why don't you throw down a gas sign?
I guarantee you this is South Africa.
Wait, my guess is to put you on the clock.
I really don't know where we are.
Bro, those trees are African trees, trust me.
Those are- I do like that shout, but I don't know for sure.
We weren't. We were in Kenya.
You little fucker. Why am I letting you slay my opinion here?
You weren't gonna guess Kenya!
Okay, but I looked at the sun and we were in the northern hemisphere.
Uh, my screen's blurry again.
Hi-bye!
like what is this yeah do you know where you got some real quick I guarantee you
this is like
How do you know how the fuck okay, okay, that's how that's us broke you didn't read the language
That was not that was not a language spoken in Malaysia
My screens black again. Hi guys my screens blurry yo Joe are you like
EMP me or something. I'm not EMPing you. I'm spawning in
Around bro, you just got to move no no Joe. I'm like blurry. It's like blurry
Oh, you might have worked into a different like hand regen, right? You got to move around. I
I was feeling very once or no
It goes a little blurry, but then I just keep I'm like spam moving around like I probably moved like a mile down
the road. I have a general inkling of where we are, but I could be like super
I don't know because it's all blurry! What the fuck?
Alright, Hawaii, fuck it. We are not in Hawaii.
For a Christmas weekend and a kindred public had sent me here in Hawaii. Oh my god, you were closer.
Yo, that's crazy. Is that New Zealand?
I said New Zealand it was like the hills of New Zealand I wasn't really getting much info there
Joe works you in the hills
Where the hell is this
Wait, I thought you said you were good at this region dare I say Scandinavia there you say
Joe, I'm not even kidding you, right?
Do you look at the shrubbery?
Alright, my screen's blurry again.
High five!
Like, what? I can't see shit!
I can't see anything!
I feel like you're making up excuses, man.
You gotta just move around the map, you know?
Alright, this is gonna be like,
Code Stool Scandinavia,
on this.
Um...
I
Know
Yeah, those were Nordic mountains man that shit was not
I
Yo Joe you only won because just okay
Bro, I then let's then that that one will that one will account close out your geo and open it back up
Yo, Joe, what do you mean Nordic mountains? How locked in are you bro?
Well, I mean that was those will Finland's also like a Nordic-esque country. It's just like that looked like Norway
There's a lot of pine trees. Wait hold up. I got a hero cook. I'll be back in like 30 seconds tops tops
All right, all right
Yo, Jack, I'm just saying bro. If there wasn't a flashbang
Concussion grenade every time I clicked an arrow. Maybe I could have stood a chance. I mean good God. Did y'all see that?
Don't care you're coping. I'll I'll literally slap you in the face, bro. I'll slap you in the face
Finland does have hills like that
No, Finland wasn't a bad shout.
Try playing in 4k.
You're taking out an email while we're in this.
Young back, dude.
Did you count me down?
How long was it?
Wait, you actually peed and returned that fast.
Yep, didn't wash my hands.
Piss and sprint.
There's no way.
Tactical maneuver.
Tactical maneuver.
You pissed for like eight seconds?
Wait, is your toilet like in your room?
I mean, it's literally like right next to the ES.
Yeah, well, that's why.
Alright Joe, I'm ready now. I'm not going to be blurry this time.
So, so that one didn't count?
That, that one didn't count.
That one, okay that one counted.
No, that one didn't count. I'll, I'll give that to you.
If you're saying it was blurry, it was blurry.
Alright, I'm putting on my gamer glasses. Now I'm tryharding.
Okay. Yeah, now you think that's gonna help?
Chad, I have my gamer glasses on. Now he's fucked.
Are they blue lights?
Yes, somebody sent them to me yesterday.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Alright, these ones, it's literally just a pure guess.
Is it
All right, screens black again. Hi guys, I'm gonna throw up telling you it's gotta be you bro
It's gotta be you you gotta move around
I'm looking at your POV right now your screen's not black. I'm like I see your perspective
I mean
Let's look it's black
Let's just play the no moves man. Wait my screen's black
Bro is your screen actually black hold up go to my screen. I'm gonna it now. It's not now
It's not now. It's blurry. You I need bro. You just gotta move when it's black just instantly move
Joe, I was doing that Joe. I was doing that. I played geocaster all the time. I've never had this happen
Uh, it's just a blur bomb again. It's just a bomb of blur.
How about, there's gotta be a solution. Turn on graphic acceleration?
Traffic acceleration for a browser game?
Yeah bro, the browser game's not really working though.
Oh god, you didn't really even see now I can now get the advantage because I was looking at your screen
Not knowing
Yeah, you're not that bad you're not that bad you're being a little steamy you mean a little steamy
Oh my screen's blocked, my screen's blocked.
Whoa, whoa, I know where this is.
You do?
Yo, my screen's just randomly good now.
Oh my god, I know where this is.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh!
I don't know, I don't know what this is.
Hey, JXC, I see you're zooming in on C-Lonka, everybody.
Yes.
What?
You weren't close. It was my job. I was wrong.
You got it all over there.
You were wrong. You were zooming in on India.
I was wrong.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Well, you were wrong.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
over there, but I think we're on India Sri Lanka, bro.
That is not what that language looks like though.
Mm, car tech here, you people?
Car tech, no, I don't think anybody
got to see the white car.
Well, I'm looking at a fucking camel, so.
I don't know if that's helping you.
What countries have camels?
I don't know they could be native or you know, maybe they're flowing in
You mean somebody flew in a fucking camel
They might have all right. I chat. I don't know
Did you get some hard
Yeah, we looked like we were in the middle of fucking nowhere there. Oh, wow, big mountains
here. Yeah, beautiful. This is a 10 out of 10 bleed out spot. Holy shit. What do you
bleed out like you die here yeah like ten out if you die if you slowly let out
here I you're saying you're saying this is like an ideal spot to just be like
ideal the end of the night all right screens blurry again I'm a help help
so your screen has a one block a single time no it goes well it goes
It goes blurry, but then it's fine.
I'm actually gonna get pissed at this game.
Like, brother, I'm...
Pulska to Rome.
Yo, you just read Spanish?
Jinxie, you just read Spanish and went Poland.
Well, hey, Joe, I had 39 seconds of a blurry, black screen.
I only have to look at the sign for one fucking second.
I might fix my set!
Oh my god
Now we're doing a grid meeting
What's happening bro, okay, so I'm talking to a pro and apparently Google did something and
This bug just happens to people randomly, but I can try some fixes
Let me look please don't leave my search history bro actually it's just on PC yo bro high-fives
like I'm confused though bro I never had a blurry problem as soon as I played Joe it's
Joe no Joe's EMPing my shit bro do you want to host the lobby maybe that'll work high-fives
Here's the thing.
He recommends, the pro recommends a, let me look.
He recommends a browser change to like Firefox.
Wow.
Yeah, why don't you just load up Windows XP?
You want me to boot up Firefox?
Yeah, boot up Bing, bro, get on Bing.
Oh my God, I remember Bing.
It's just Chrome and shit he's saying.
Bro, I don't know what you're doing, high-fives.
If this happens in tournaments more,
I'm literally gonna end it all in GTA.
He said, but everyone is getting this issue within the past two weeks.
Hmm.
We can try Firefox.
I can set it up quickly.
I've had this happen to me, but I usually it just fixes in like a game.
Yeah, there's like no fix for it, except for like changing browsers.
And he says maybe that will fix it, but everyone gets it.
Fuck it. Firefox, dude. Let's do it.
All right.
Why don't you use DuckDuckGo?
What is got got go at that a website browser? Yeah.
Wait, what about like opera GX?
Isn't that site good or no?
Shes a.
I'm not.
No, we're going to sick the Firefox.
Bro, oh my God, I'm downloading fucking Firefox.
Yo, once I was installed, you're not beating me, buddy.
So are we are we OK?
So we're full resetting again.
I believe you I believe you it was just funny when I tabbed on to your stream it was fine
Joe every time I click the arrow button it's like getting hit by a concussion grenade
literally every time I can't see shit okay thanks this is gonna be your geoguessor
browser I'm not gonna import anything else other than your geoguessor watch this one crash
all right beautiful beautiful geometry all right log in holy league league league league
nothing's league
hi guys holy shit bro are we screeching or no no no no
no how damn bro you're moving fast over there
joe after this gets installed you are cooked bro i'm getting firefox for your ass buddy
getting firefox just to lose again I was getting hit by connoisseurs once
those were not even matches sonion oh my god high fives I forgot my gmail you
know what I got it don't worry there it is
high fives you're absolutely positive nothing to eat right now
Your stream is full black. Oh
Good, it's the same as my geometry or my geoguessing screen. Cool
Fucking nice
There we go
All right, yes on your device. Okay, should I should I remake the lobby because I'm assuming
I don't know if you're gonna be like spawning because you're still in the party on my screen
Yeah, new lobby new lobby. All right, I'll make new lobby
I
Party
Yes, man, no we send it what oh
There's got to be a way to do the goddamn text message or something
Can be our drinks no, it's really not bro. It's not
All right my only option is this so that's to work oh my god
Oh, let's read what it says it's gonna get out it's good. Oh
My god everything's leaked. Okay, Joe. Are you ready?
No, yeah, I'm ready. I I sent in in the discord the new party link
Thank you
I got you I got you man
All right, Joe, we're in here, bro, and I'm on Firefox now
Firefox the superior browser now we do all now we hold to the death. All right, I'll try this. Let me see
I'm okay. I'm not trying to be that guy, but I kind of hope it just full blacks when you
Are you ready? Yep, I'm born ready
Oh, it's just blurry, it's no it's just blurry okay
All right, you see no joke is it black it's still black
Every time I click an arrow button, I literally get hit with a concussion grenade. There we go
All right
All right, is it working now?
How would you describe how would you answer that question? I guess like
20% working. I don't know it works
It works, but he's on 144p right now
Like every time I click a button, bro, we should just play in no move
In no move at least
Oh
They said wait, this is my teammate
Yeah
Bro, you thought that was Arabic hey Joe for the 90th time I'm getting concussion grenade
All right, well there's a very obvious
We're like in one specific place
Yeah, bro, can you tell me where that is? Just so the chat knows?
No, I don't think I'm going to but there's...
All right!
There's something that says exactly where we are.
Mississippi?
Ooh, he thinks we're in Mississippi.
Would you read that sign, Jinxy, and think that we're in Mississippi?
Where the fuck is Ozami?
Yo.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright!
Yo, yo, yo, you just want to bear right away.
What are you all reading?
Bro, those were-
Okay, hey, I'm not even trying to say like geography bro.
That was clearly Asia.
That was like, yo.
Joe, can you play me in no move?
I'm just getting stressed from all the-
Yes, we'll play- we'll play in that move.
I
Donate what do you mean your teammate bro? Oh, okay, okay? I'm literally lagging around the map. I'm lagging around the map guys
There's a steam version say what lahi bro, there is but it's an app and it's different
Yeah
How so how so I
Don't know
You can't join off links and it yeah, it's like review bomb to shit
All right. All right. I have us on the no move map. I'm not so sure you're going to like this one much more if I'm being honest, bro, as long as you don't have to you don't have to click anything drinks. You're in the party still.
Oh, you ready? Just go to your just go to your browser. Just go to power folks.
Let's go to the bar.
Let's see. Just click fire.
Alright. Joe let's go. Joe no move. No move. No move.
Alright now we're going to see you actually better.
Now that is a flag of mercy.
That's very interesting. That's very, very interesting. Brother, what is that flag?
I'm going to be real, I'm very unsure, but I kind of want to throw a banger gas down
and I'm flying it if I'm wrong.
Nice.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
We're both wrong.
We were at St. Vincent.
We were in the Caribbean.
All right.
That's like a pop.
All right. All right. Well, we were both wrong. We were at St. Vincent. We were, uh, we were in the Caribbean.
All right, that's like impossible to guess. That's why I've never seen the flag, too.
I'm getting a bit of blur now.
Yes.
Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot, dude. I think you're gonna get this and I'm not.
Yeah, hey Joe, I'm just gonna be honest, bro.
Chash, I just saved GG now.
What, you think you're gonna lose?
No, I'm gonna win, trust me.
If you get this, I'm gonna ask them.
Where are we?
I know where it is. I know where it is. I know where it is.
Alaska! I said it when there's only a second left!
I'm gonna react!
Alaska!
Yo!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
The anchorage?
I was like why do I know anchorage? I do not I was going in Maine. God damn. I was there
All right, well literally says it your chat, but I bet you this is like brother brother, this is like
this is where this is the airport
this airport you think this is an airport yeah this is like an airport lobby
you know I mean you know where it is right
do you know where it is it's Canada
Great job!
Alright, we just guessed the opposite side of the game.
I don't know why we went Vancouver when there was a sign that said Montreal.
I was wrong, but like, left Canada.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, Joe, this isn't fair. Can you tell him we're a panamias?
I don't know what panamias are the map.
the map. No. What? What's up? South. South. South. South.
help, help, help. Last. Left.
Fuck! Yo, you gave me the anchor. Yeah.
Hold it. Goddamn it.
You just go inland when there was a. Hey, hi. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
How do you not got I don't need the peanut gallery, bro.
Well, they're driving on the right side of the road.
I've got VVS, I've got fake gems.
Alright, I have a good idea. I've got a good idea. I have a good idea.
Oh my god, wait!
Ah, no, I'm gonna find it.
Oh my god!
Joe, lock him, Joe!
Lock him, Joe!
Buddy, I am perfectly fine!
Chad, Joe's nervous!
Joe's nervous!
Alright.
Yo, hold on.
Should I emote GG's?
Should I emote GG's?
Cause I think it's over buddy.
Say where it is for the second lap of Group Yeah Mora.
Montpellier France.
Oh I didn't get time to guess.
What the fuck?
Alright.
I was dead in the way.
How did you know it was France?
Cause I signed for Montpellier and I knew that was in France.
Okay, I got word that the black screening it does happen on no move also
But if you get it you can just refresh your sight
What didn't happen once there? All right, Joe, what do you want me to say daddy? You own me bro
We want to say Joe. Well, I mean I only won one real game technically. Yeah. Yeah, let's do one more no move
Let's do one more no move. No move is fun. I like that. You got a hit continue
I'm not even getting chat I know where this is
I'm not going to say because I don't want you open up I'm looking for it are you looking
for it I know exactly what this is are you looking for a zinni no I'm looking for something
else what are you looking for well I already I know where it is how you do
I'm gonna trust Minstink that says this is South Korea.
That's a pretty bad guess.
That was Mandarin.
Wait, there's a place called Zinni in China.
It's gonna look deeper.
Fuck!
Joe, you're gonna be between Mandarin and...
Yeah, you just look at it.
Wait, this has gotta be US!
US! One has a bunch of circles.
Oh my God, I know where this is.
I know where this is just because of this.
I'm not even getting it.
Joe, you're dead, you're dead.
You know where we are.
I guarantee you I know where we are
and it's the fattest reason ever.
But I know where we are.
I know the exact country we're in.
You know, I think I know what country we're in as well.
I guarantee you don't know where this is. I know where this exact city is. I don't know where this city is.
I know it's in the middle of a setting spot.
No it's not.
Wait what?
It can't be right?
Yeah.
Wait you mean the sun tech?
Yeah last second I was also on UK and then I was like man this doesn't really look like the UK.
Brother, brother.
Okay, you got to teach me the Sun thing bro. I already told you the Sun thing. It's so like
It's so easy
Alright
Very basic Sun tech
Oh
Yes, okay, just just ask me for a friend is this Russian text this is right oh
Yeah, it's like a Slavic text, but we really could be anywhere
You know what's funny?
Because I think I know exactly what he says.
Serbia?
You're just a man.
Mmm.
I would have been a better gas.
Is this like...
What is happening?
It's... This is gonna be hard.
It's no move you just wanted one place. You gotta figure out where you are. All right. Yeah, you're fucked
If you're closer again, bro
We were actually in Sweden I just saw
yo you you don't have bad guesses right now though
interesting place we're in they got a Ferris wheel here I think I know where
this is you've been saying that about every place we've gone to I know I know
Joe, I know this one!
Please, God, let me have one! Please, God!
I don't know if that's a part of Italy.
I could be really wrong on that.
Whoa, where the fuck are we?
Dima rang?
What?
Yo, I have, wait.
Oh my God.
Dude, it's one of two places.
Joe, what's the sun, Captain Ken?
You walk in the sun, I'll tell you after the game.
I don't know why I think it's here, but I think I might be...
Definitely not in Taiwan.
How do you know how do you know it's not if I want me to go Mandarin James see where did you see fucking terracters
You were reading a regular like you know alphabet
Joe can we play duos row you own me, bro
Yeah, we could buy videos we could play videos, okay
The Sun thing though real quick if you're looking okay, so when you know how you have the compass on the top of your screen
No, no, no, I don't you've never looked at the compass on your screen. Oh, no, I never
Okay, so there's a compass on your screen if you look into the sky and
It's not a cloudy day and the Sun's in the north your you know
95% of the time in the south
If the sun's in the south you're in the north. That's the opposite
So never eat soggy waffles, bro. What do you mean? Never eat soggy waffles if you know, there's no never eat soggy waffles
No, never eat soggy waffles if you're you know, if the sun's in the north of the south because you would stare into this
You would stare at the sun and your compass would be your compass would have the letter and
I got it. I got it. No, but the the one thing I'm gonna say is like if if you look at this in the sky and the sun's like very northeast on the verge of east, it's not really reliable, you know, like it has to be almost in the north or the south, like hemisphere wise, like, that's how you're going to know that's why I'm not in gold.
I just gotta do that
I don't
Uh
I think I have to friend you
Okay, uh, send me a friend link or something
Uh, how do I fucking send you a friend link?
Your GPA is showing
Yo Joe, what was your high school GPA Joe?
Final?
Like, when I graduated?
Yes
3.9
Is that like weighted or unweighted?
Unweighted
in college I had a I graduated with a 3.85 I was Magna cum laude holy shit wait
magna cum laude that means you got the little thing on your hat yeah I had a
little tassel you know I don't know I don't know if you're able to friend me
from this. Oh, that's go to the parties party. Yeah. And then you should see. Oh,
I just click his name and hit except for him. Yeah. Okay. There we go.
So, Joe, we're good in school. Well, I mean, I don't know. I like tried like I
would study for shit.
Okay. What was your GPA?
I don't know why you're subtle to call 2.6, Joe.
2.6.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh, Joe.
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Pulled up.
2.6.
Unweighted?
Were you in honors classes or?
Yes, I was in honors classes.
So weighted or unweighted?
2.6.
Weighted.
What was unweighted?
2.6.
What was unweighted?
Two points something it doesn't matter bro
I had bad I had bad attendance
One and two. I just could never pay attention bro. I I I hated school brother
I hated every minute of school like I just every day I would look forward to when the last bell
I'm all good senior year. I would skip like every other Friday. Yes
Uh, we're hungry.
What? How do you know?
There's a .hu sign on this woman that's smiling with, like, a high G event.
What? You can ping stuff?
Yeah, you can ping? Well, you can ping like this.
Well, I'm hovering where I'm gonna go.
So if I'm going through the past, you go, like, packs down here.
Just be split, you know.
They're not locked. That was like the biggest freak in the world. It was .acu. Whoa. Sun, sun, sun.
No, you can't use the sun tack. It's in the east. You just can't, you can't rely on it,
but we're probably in Europe. Look at the buildings. We're in Europe. We're in Europe.
could be like probably in like nothing on the road you want to say like Germany or
something I kind of want to look a little bit I'm not thinking Germany if I had
to guess right now I'm going like Russia no no probably like a Denmark dude I
haven't even seen a language though what read it out to me all right let me read
We might have went opposite ways.
We definitely went opposite ways.
Wait, I'm TP-ing to you.
I'm TP-ing to you.
I'm TP-ing to you.
Oh, I saw that.
Oh my god, I just TPed back.
Wait, I'm going back to where I was.
Cafe or Op-It?
Yeah, bro.
Cafe or Op-It?
Bro, that does sound Norwegian.
Doesn't that sound Norwegian?
No, not Nordic, because there wasn't any...
Nordic area like Denmark higher name any home. That's like Stockholm sweet
That's more than eight miles that's about half a country
We're in the Southern Hemisphere, we're driving on the left, we're probably in Australia.
Roy's Peak Track, we're either in Australia or New Zealand.
Roy's driving on the left, we're in the Southern Hemisphere and there are white road lines on the outside.
If they were yellow, we would be in South Africa.
Yes, it does have yellow but be real, Jinxie, does this look like South Africa?
No
There's a mountain with ice oh there is
We could be in we could be in New Zealand near the Fox Glacier
I'm not a tryhard you just gave me valuable info. I never turned around and saw that
78 in my chat just said Greenland. Yep. Let's get a band on that guy
New Zealand is not a bad guess, but we could be...
Oh wait, no, but we wouldn't be right next to the mountain
because it's in the distance.
Bro, Joe, the thing is...
Are we on a lake?
We're following the lakes, no?
Wait, this is Auckland, New Zealand, I guarantee you.
I don't think we're in Auckland
because you could see the mountains, Jinxie,
and if you could see the mountains, we're not in Auckland.
We're in Campbell Island, what do we compete with then?
We're probably in Lake Hawaii, Hawaii.
I'm gonna throw a mess down.
No, I know where we are, bro.
You didn't mind tomorrow's herny day around what already been over, because you only
haven't been at Topps.
I know where we are.
We're in Rackora National Park.
I guarantee it.
And we're facing the glacier that I've been through.
Yo, we are not on the high ground.
We're in Rackora National Park.
Jinxy, you put your pin where there are no roads.
There are no roads where you put your pin.
Zoom in on the map.
Zoom in on the map.
You just put it in the middle of the wilderness.
Fuck!
Oh, I'm black?
Rainforest, rainforest, rainforest.
Oh, I'm black again?
I'm good now.
Joe, rainforest.
We're in the rainforest, we're- okay, rainforest, it's not really helping.
You think we're in- you think we're in the Amazon rainforest?
Brazil, we're in the Amazon rainforest.
I think we're probably- yeah, Brazil's not a bad guess.
Do we have the sun?
Eeeeeee, not really.
Maybe in the southern hemisphere?
I think we're in Indonesia or Philippines we're not in Brazil but in Indonesia
do they type with hog finish I don't know I don't
No, I think we're probably in Asia though. What's the plants around us?
That's Asia
Yeah, maybe you're Philippine.
Yeah, that probably is a better job.
God fucking dammit!
Okay, well earlier you said we were in the fucking Amazon rainforest, Janksy.
Yes, but then I found more information, I found text.
Yeah, you found fucking flower bags.
We just lost them, brums.
All right.
Joe, can you-
I'm fine, we just run it back.
Bro, Joe, you need to trust me more, bro.
I don't trust you.
Joe you need to trust me more bro. I don't trust in this team. All right, I'll trust you. All right
I'll trust your guesses. I'll trust your guesses. Yes, if I like if I'm sure if I say Joe I have a hunch
If I say I have a I got a movie against two Polish people
I'm black and can okay. It's blurry now
Kelly are on we're not jinxing before you say it. I don't think we're in China
I think we're in Chinatown in an American city
Wait, holy bone out. Why do you think that because this we're in Manhattan?
We're in New York. Oh my god. Chinatown
Do you God you live in fucking Florida, okay, this is gonna hedge on me
Where is Chinatown in Manhattan that's Brooklyn
Harlem, Lower Manhattan, Chinatown, we're in this region on my pen in New York.
Joe, how do you know what's-
Do we know what's-
The green sign?
Well, I'm seeing a bus that says New York City bus and there's a sign that says Manhattan Bridge and it's an arrow to the right.
Everywhere is saying Manhattan.
There's also a USPS sign and an NYPD officer.
I think they might also did you throw a gas down?
I'm gonna go a little over street wise
We're not right on top of each other
Okay, they're fucking idiots five kids. Oh, I've never got
I mean, that was your gas.
Red sand, red sand, southern hemisphere, are we in South Africa or I don't know if we'll
be Australia.
Australia, I would love to be able to see something else.
Joe, I have a hunch.
Okay, you have a hunch.
Do you know where in Australia we are?
I have a hunch that it's Australia.
That's about it.
But it looks like they're driving on the right now.
No, no, my guy's driving on the left.
I'm looking at him right now.
I'm looking at two motorcyclists that are driving on the right, right in front of
me.
Oh, no.
Okay, we're driving on the right.
Sorry.
Yeah, but that's the problem though, is like where the fuck drives on the right?
Australia.
Australia drive from the left.
What about South Africa and New Zealand? That's why I'm like really confused
Which makes me think we're in like Asia. Yeah, we're in Asia. We're in Vietnam. We're in Vietnam. We're in Vietnam
Over here. Sure. Yes, I'm a hundred percent sure
I did not I've never seen I've never seen Vietnam looks like that normally I
spawn on the back roads that was like a central highway oh my god that's a
steamer hemisphere we're probably mmm yo I'm not gonna lie this kind of looks
like we could be in like a Swiss area or like fucking Oregon.
I'm gonna look at a sign. Does Oregon have a sign that says 60 on it with a red circle and a white
circle? Nope, that's kilometers. Great tack there. We are interlocking Lundgern. Yeah, we're in
in a Nordic area where this country is fucking beautiful oh my god I feel like
Switzerland's a great gas
Lundgern Lundgern maybe Austria and now
Lundgern I'm gonna be here a lake or a body of water okay
We were by water and there's no water even in remote closeness to you
Crazy golf wait what
Wait, wait crazy golf. No. Oh my god. I actually know this
Crazy golf is really popular in this one country. Oh, I forget the name of it
It's it's only big in like I think Australia, but I don't know this looks like Australia
Bro, I think
We're in the UK. You don't have a hunch. We're in the UK. We're in France near Framley in college
I'm looking at a van right now that is from Framley in college in the UK. We're in the UK
does it say dot-co dot-uk yes wait wait what are the countries
oh no it's gonna be scottland for rambling and golf related it's gonna
be scottland but rambling in isn't that like close to like burning him bro
So Scotland is the home of the fucking...
Oh, sport. It's gonna be Scotland.
We are near the ocean.
So make sure you're bordering water in your gas.
But then again, they go into everywhere.
Bro, I...
I feel like...
This doesn't look like England. This really doesn't look like Scotland, bro.
It's the home of...
I'm up near Scotland.
If you're confident go like the another part of Scotland just so like we can
You're in the middle of a mountain there J.C. Yeah, like over there
Did you lock
Yeah, you had a hunch, huh? You had a hunch, huh?
You had a hunch we were in you had a hunch we were in
I had a lot of-
Delagato, Black Mountain, Scotland.
Whoa, Budba.
Joe, where the hell is this?
Delgado, more motors.
Regular stop sign, we're in the Northern Hemisphere,
Patronas.
Are we in, like, France, Italy, Spain?
This is not France.
Tentorio Tentorio, bro. It's it's not French really it could be Spain
Chapa Tintura Mechanica Vigelerios Ocasio Maggiero Lucas Guerrero
We're not in Colombia. I don't see you on a license plate. Yeah, I don't think we're in
Colombia. Biblioteca. Biblioteca. We gotta be in Spain, Jinxie. We gotta be in Spain,
bro. It's funny, man. Wait, why am I not thinking that we can just be in like North
America in a Spanish country god I don't remember where I fucking spawned
head roll bar guess Stalagar oh it's cuz they had a regular stop sign so they
have to be in Europe wait wait it's main it's main I just saw the dock yes okay
I just saw the dock yes I'm gonna go near Leon you go more south like several
Please God, please God!
We get to point to these fuckers!
Watch it be in Toledo when we just lose!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's a .ES!
Oh, they knew where it was!
They knew exactly where it was.
It's because they're Polish!
It's because they're Polish!
We just, we just need a non-European country.
I swear you never get to US in this game though. It never comes up.
Uh, that's a Canadian flag now. No, we're in Switzerland.
There, that's a Swiss flag.
A lot of white people here. A lot of Junkos walking around.
All right, well, yeah, this is
We're in Switzerland. There's like Swiss flags everywhere. We have to find what city we're in
We don't post
It says .ch. What does .ch mean?
www.submagic.ch
Well, here's the thing is I'm seeing the Swiss flags
I don't want to go off that car because that car could have just driven to Switzerland from another country
because you gotta keep in mind it's like just driving like a different state in the
U.S. okay it's a sign but that doesn't mean anything
danke für ihr Ustersung I mean like danke danke is fucking German but this
does not this does not look like I know but switch it is why do they have a
I've seen like five swiss flags they're looking for the city we got to throw a fucking gas down
I am unsure on that
Oh
No fuck we were in Zug
Obviously we were in Zug Switzerland. How did I not know that?
Northern hemisphere
I'm almost sure we're in hungry. Why are you almost sure why would that light pole with
the fucking gaps in between it we got to be in Europe we got to be in like we got to
be in Europe like I'm sure of it y'all I'm slamming it down I'm slamming it down because
I'm fucking confident
This is where we get our get back here, they have a 3x on us and they're not gonna know that
attack.
Right, I think I got a Chimichu shot.
Oh my god, you're gonna- YES!
YES!
It might be a hungry war in Romania.
That lightpost is like, that lightpost is the western part of Europe though.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Wait, what is non-bred? Where is non-bred from?
from and a a where is not read from
we're in either in India or like I think we're in India I think we're in like
middle of India it says we're in Dargapura Shagun Dargapura Shagun Dargapura is
I'm that has to be a shit. I feel like I've seen that city now
Darga poor
Darga poor a shotgun come on beat dog
Okay, well you could be reading like this is where the bathroom
Some shit. No, no, no these are cities. Oh
my god, I found
Durgapore, D-U-R-G-A-P-U-R?
Could be around there.
Or no.
Or is it Daga?
It's Daga.
DAR-LORE! Take him to the hundred captains!
Pora.
Come on, be dark.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like it has to be...
Okay, we have to split Indio somehow.
I'm just going to this big city in India.
Yo, darlore, take me to the hundred gifteds.
Rajkumar Ghazi.
Whoa, we are not that north.
Oh, I should have told you that.
When um
Did you see how the tax was a lot more circular and swirly and where you put your where you put your gas?
It's like very like line like rigid. Yeah, like it the the dialect changes
On the southern hemisphere Joe will probably in South America
Joe it's so foggy Joe. It is
Good god, it's foggy as shit. It's just a bit. It's uh, it's uh, it's all over camera
Okay, that's I'm actually has nothing on it that is fucking useless as shit, bro
I have a good strap, but I don't want to tell you
Bro, I've been giving you tech you can't not you can't not get right bro
I was gonna say it would be a good duo strap to have one guy go one way and the other guy go the other
We're not uncovering the same. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but I like sometimes sometimes there's an area to go that's just like way better
You know like if you swim in the middle of nowhere and there's one direction
That's like obviously a city you shouldn't have the other guy go a different direction. You know, I mean
Nama gallery are we in fucking Australia because this is English this place is so foggy. Yeah, it is English
We're by a fat-ass lake
About this lake
I'm gonna go near Adelaide
God, but this isn't like a neighborhood here
I'm gonna go down more.
Wait, so...
I'm gonna go to Tummit.
Or Batlow.
You're gonna make it to Australia, huh?
Yeah, no, we're definitely in Australia.
Where do you want me to go?
What?
Just, uh, don't go near Perth.
Go maybe north near Brisbane.
Like, over here.
Please, please, please, uh...
They thought it was US!
HAHAHAHAHA!
YES!
Oh my god, so her son tech comes into play
Hey, oh my god, let's go and a win we're on a hot streak now. All right, yeah, I'll play one more
Bro, I'm gonna kick your ass tomorrow buddy. I mean, that's even if we play each other, you know, like
Ideally, I think we see each other in the finals
But like I'm actually kind of hoping we're in the same group. That'd be awesome
Yeah, cuz then we guaranteed play each other maybe even like multiple times
Wow, this is really dark look at the car what is on the car?
Yo, I can I just like soul send this oh
Hey, Jinxie again. What's drink snipers string snipers? What's your soul sand? I?
Kind of want to go like Ireland. I don't know. There's a lot of horses though
Yeah, what if we're like Mongol Ireland is really foggy, yeah, you know crazy send
Don't go where I went don't go where I went when some go somewhere else entirely
Oh wait, I think we're in the southern hemisphere. You might want to light South America.
No! Oh my God! I was right! Holy shit! Holy shit! The soul sand in Mongolia! What a play!
They were raising horses and it was flat and grassy San Miguel
For Joe look at these puppies, bro. They don't even have collars brother. Just wondering
In a wild dogs
They got a Mitsubishi here
Love to look at a
These ones kind of show is there any Spanish speaking countries that start with the eye
No, I don't think so
Con crema, okay, well we're in South America. Oh, we're in Columbia
Why I'm gonna go here Boca
I
See the yellow license
Was there the Colombian cross here? I mean it's time. Oh wait. Oh wait
Yep, the Colombian cross right there
Oh my god, that's wrong hold up. I'm GG
I'm talking crazy shit
Southern hemisphere wait, how do you know it's up in hemisphere again? What's up son?
Southern hemisphere north it's so this is this is looking like hey Joe
Me it's under this line
Under that that dotted line
You're in the southern half of the world
I'm being maybe I don't know about Argentina. I would say
I don't know this is like very very mountainous and green
You go Argentina, I'm gonna go like Bolivia
Go where the mountains are in Argentina though like what?
Don't go in the middle of the flatlands in Argentina. You gotta be like around here
No, no, no, that's so dry and also
Oh my god, why are you locking in, why are you locking in so fast?
Please, please.
Oh my god, we are in Ecuador.
Nice Joe.
That did not look like Ecuador.
Southern atmosphere.
It's just black, all black, all black.
I can't help you.
Start moving, start moving.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
There's a cow.
Southern hemisphere, there's cows. It doesn't look warm, but it also doesn't look cold.
Southern hemisphere, but it's not warm and it's not cold.
Jettie milk.
Could this be like?
We're in New Zealand. I think.
How do you know?
I don't know. Don't, don't match me on this, but I think we're in New Zealand.
I would go like...
For realsies.
Yes. I'm pretty sure we're in New Zealand.
I'm looking at the telephone.
You wanna go Australia?
Okay, here's the problem here's the problem that light pole is unique to both Chile and
New Zealand my reasoning was correct my guess was wrong
Stalin Grada.
What do you say it's Stalin?
Bologna. We're in Bologna.
Oh my god, where's Bologna?
Is that in France? Or Spain?
Italy? Bologna.
I'm going Bologna, Italy.
Look at that.
Connisha?
Trap? No, wait, this is going to be Roma Italy.
This is Roma.
Nah, if I were in Bologna, I'd have seen a bunch of signs that were in Bologna.
Nah, it's gonna be Roma.
They got an all-beaty.
Roma!
We were in Bologna.
Jaisa.
Jicky, you gotta trust my gut reads there, man.
Well, you already guessed it, so I figured I may as well just...
That's true, that's true.
What flag is that? We can win right now. We know the flag.
Maybe like Kappa Verde, Keras Verde.
Yo, I don't know that flag.
The white truck makes me think we're in Kenya, but there's no snorkel.
We're in the Southern Hemisphere.
Okay, it's English.
God, it has to be like...
I've never seen it in South Africa.
You know, it's gonna be a country where, like, you don't know the flag.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but it's so deserty.
Oh, we're in Namibia.
Are you sure?
Or Namibia.
I'm sure there's a sign. Guess Namibia.
I'm going to go to the top or bottom.
Please God, let this be the one.
I mean, we have such a lead right now.
like I don't see a war in this game right now.
Ah, I spoke too soon.
I spoke too soon.
I think I might have jinxed us.
You can't get jinxed if you're on a team with jinxing.
This is Greece, knock it in, we win the game.
Throw but what part of Greece is this isn't that that like really like there's like white buildings and shit
Okay, actually it might not be Greece. I think we're in that region now. I think we're in like Italy Greece Croatia
Wait, this is speaking Spanish
Are you sure that's not Italian trust me it's Spanish trust me
Is that a week?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's under Spain?
What's that island under Spain that everybody goes to?
All the British people love it?
And they go there for the weekend or some shit?
It's like some part near Spain.
There isn't an island under Spain.
Oh, there's no.
But it's near it.
Oh my god.
I'm going here guess where you're confident
Fuck me in the ass.
What island is that?
What island is that?
It doesn't have a name.
It doesn't have a name.
Oh my god, they're coming back.
Fuck!
Oh my god, it's started.
We have a Southern Hemisphere.
Rio, corcavado, pesque con licencia.
Wherever this is, they...
You said Southern Hemisphere, right?
Yeah.
South America, southern hemisphere, spanish speaking, right?
I might be selling.
Where do you want me to go?
I don't know.
What do you south, though?
Like, Chile to the Argentine, one of those three.
Santiago, fuck it.
Please, God be the one.
Murcox.
No fucking way!
We're live.
We're live.
We're live.
Literally whoever wins this round just wins.
Even if you win by 50 miles, you win.
Oh my god, there's a fat cow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's nothing.
It's gonna be so random.
Bro, I don't know.
They got rusty ass poles here.
and cows whenever I see cows I always want to just go like near India but I
don't think we're in India bro this could be Russia I don't think this is
Russia or maybe Korea Stan dude I feel like we could be in like Columbia right
I haven't seen any text, not a lick!
I've seen no text!
Text!
What language?
Oh, stop. Okay, it looks Russian.
Oh no. It looks Russian?
Joe, look, look, look.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
That's Greek. That's Greek.
sure okay yes yes go here go here along this side go a little more south of me
please oh my god jingji you guessed right where are you
wait i thought you already guessed and you were
we would have lost either way because i told you to go more south dude i i actually can't
Can't believe we just lost that we had such a fucking lead
That is under that bro. We were up like 7,000
I'm not under estimating you you did a lot better than I thought you would like you were actually like kind of spot-on on a lot of them
Yeah, bro, I'm sort of competent. I just I don't know the bullshit cat like I don't know that this flat or this
This poll is just Greek like what yeah
I don't know the bullshit, bro, but I have general knowledge
Well, uh, dude, I'm looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. I hope we play each other at some point
Starts at five you're probably starting like 515, but you're supposed to be there five
Yeah, I'll catch you bro have a good rest your stream. All right, man
W Jinksie chat I have to pee so bad
Thank you.
I had to pee so fucking bad that last round. Oh my god. Oh my god. She did way better than I thought he would chat. I'm not going to lie.
like I actually think I'll perform.
Now you can meet him after like the TC check and shit.
Is he about to 1v1 move again?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, chat with the dokes emoji.
All right, chat, lock in, we're back on REACTS.
This is the schedule, by the way.
We're gonna rip one more regular REACTS, two philosophy REACTS.
Tomorrow's the G.L.G.S. Attorney.
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Bus bound and fucking friend slop next Friday reacts next Saturday not live next Sunday
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Next video.
Coachella.
Coachella is the worst.
The pop of meat channel.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Come on and send down because today we're going to talk about one of the
biggest music festivals of the year. Coachella, baby. Oh, yeah.
Ass, ass. No, it's not ass. It was fun. But like, it was
ass. How do I, how do I, how do I put this into terms? Is
Coachella worth the money? Never in a million years. Never in
a million years. You could go to so many other concerts that
are way cheaper and way more fun. Is it fun? Yes. Did I
Have fun. Yes. Was it worth, you know, $12,000?
Fuck no. It's the most overhyped influencer packed event
you'll ever fucking go to in your life.
VIP tickets, you're not even close to the fucking stage.
It doesn't even matter. You gotta fuck.
You're still in a packed area
because they sell thousands of fucking VIP tickets.
That's sick Coachella, my time.
I'm gonna rant about it so much.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Coachella, a place where all the biggest artists
pile into a massive venue for two weekends of non-stop performances.
Coachella has cemented itself as the ultimate supplier of FOMO, Fear of Missing.
Bro, here's the thing now, is so many of the people that film themselves at Coachella are going...
YAH! YAH! WOOHOO!
I
Stand around right after not right when the video cuts there. Yo, it's literally larping
Like no one bro all the people all the influencers are larping
There's people that actually pull up that are like there and like fucking rage and take drugs and weird shit
And it's like, you know kind of like a music festival to them
But even then I'm like how are they reasoning that this is like worth it because it's just like there's so many other music festivals that have big
Artists, maybe not as big as Coachella, but they're like one-tenth the price is desperate to make content or music fans who want to see their favorite
Artists, it's truly absurd the lengths people will go to attend this event Nick
Have you gone to Coachella before I've gone twice baby. Was it actually worth it?
The first time was I saw like 30 bands when I was there and then the next year
I literally think I only saw like two concerts a day. They have the camp out there and stuff
Yeah, I did the camp. Well, here's the problem is it's almost like
last is better, you know when you go to a restaurant and
There's like 10 menu items and you're like, oh, I just have to pick one of these and then you go to a cheese
cake factory and there's 45 pages of different food
That's
the same vibe, right? Like if you go to Coachella, there's a hundred music artists and
Three of them that you want to see are performing in overlapping time segments
So like you're literally picking who you want to see or
You're forcing yourself to like watch half of a concert and then run
Half a mile to the other one and watch the rest
Like that's because everything they have to spread it out. So there's like nine different stages ten different stages
So we're inside summer outside most are outside. And so, you know, you might be at like Yuma. Let me pull up like
Let me pull up a map of Coach Shala to make it easier. I went in 25
I did not go this year. So obviously the map probably looks a little bit different
But say you're at Sahara down here
And you're watching like one of your favorite rappers, but on the Coachella stage
Serena Carpenter is performing, you know
And then all the way over in Gobi juice is performing and they're all performing at the same time
So it's say the rapper starts at 6 30 juice starts at 6 45 and Sabrina starts at 7 15
They're all performing for an hour and a half
so you're like bouncing around just trying to get like samples of
of each artist, and it's like you either full commit to one and just get FOMO about the other ones
or you get like a half experience of all three.
Like, you can't see everybody.
You just can't.
And it's also the worst venue ever because it's in the middle of the desert.
It's hot as fuck.
This year it wasn't, when I went, it was like 100 degrees outside.
Bing, which I liked.
I'm not a big fan of music festivals.
So that's the problem.
It's like you go hype.
Like I genuinely believe that the best place in my mind
to hold a concert is somewhere where it's cold.
Right?
You wear more layers as you're hyping, moving around.
You take them off, you know?
Like when they hold concerts at like ski resorts and shit,
bro, that's awesome.
Because it's cold as fuck.
And then you get higher, you take your clothes off.
When it's fucking 100 degrees outside
And you're already walking around all day, your sun burnt to shit.
And you're trying to wear like a cool outfit because it's Coachella, you know,
and you have to be like, you have to be warping.
So it's like you like at the end of the day, you're just fucking burnt.
You know, young man's game is what it is.
I got lucky the first time because when you buy the.
Bo, why is Jinxie?
Hello. Hey, Joe.
So, uh, Joe, I'm sorry, I, I was meant to make a new group chat and I recalled this group chat and added by people.
Oh, you're all right, man.
Sorry, Joe.
But if you want to play siege, you can come play siege if you want, Joe.
I think it's, you know, I was playing.
So like a year in advance, you have to pay for the tickets.
Bobby, you know it's going to be some big act or whatever.
And there's, I mean, there's so many bands, but luckily I was really big in the music that year.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was really into music that year, and I've kind of faded out of it.
I don't listen to music anymore.
Has there ever been any metal?
Yeah, there's metal.
Really?
Yeah, the year I went, that kind of...
I feel like they have less metal and more like, uh, like weezer, you know?
Like a chill rock.
Ducked was when Radiohead came back.
It was like their first year touring again, and they had the worst stage problems.
They came out, played two songs, and then their music cut out, and they'd sit there.
You could just hear the...
Hi, man.
Exactly.
They don't play that song anymore.
Isn't that the most popular one?
I get it. I'd hate to play the same thing too.
You know what I'd say though?
No, you know who doesn't hate playing the same song over and over?
C.Lo Green.
Oh my God.
C.Lo Green be performing the same three songs
for the last 20 years, man.
You were in the womb
when C.Lo Green started performing, fuck you.
And I'm like fuck you
Like oh my god
After the thousandth time performing that I'd be like yo, it's cooked. It's good
I had to have made enough money to stop. He's fucking song
Is what I'm saying, dude. I see you driving downtown
Evolved in a spot come this is especially strange considering that every year there are horror stories from attendees that
Oh, don't park dude, but it's like they up price. Yo, it's it's like any other fucking festival or convention or anything like in twitchcon
Or you know the Super Bowl they or any other fucking event
They they they skyrocket hotel prices and shit because they know people are there's a high demand
So the supplies are the high demand they fucking like prices, you know, and they they premeditatively do that because they know coach
I was coming um
But the car shits the worst man people be in traffic for like seven hours trying to fucking get their camping spot
And then they'll set up some dude the stupidest shit is like they'll rent like nine car spots and
Actually set up a tent. That's the size of a house for three days and then take it down
Like what are we fucking doing? Here's that's that then Jesus Christ also nobody recognized that I got a haircut so
the venue yeah it's a little upset sort of dystopian hellscape which to be fair
some of the pictures I've seen is not far off it looks like the set of madman I
did it's okay sometimes you didn't you don't have to say it that way people
dress and stuff the way that is dressed it's kind of out in the middle of the
desert whatever it's maybe not as bad as like Burning Man but it still has like
a taste I feel like Burning Man okay well Burning Man there's people that
like fucking tweak on drugs and run around naked but like I actually feel
like Burning Man would be like more of an experience.
Like when you're at Burning Man, you're like,
I get why we're in the middle of the desert.
You know, I understand.
We're at Burning Man.
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Then you're in Coachella Valley and fishing chips
at a shitty restaurant is $35 and you're like, hmm.
The city sucks.
Coachella is, the city of Coachella is ass.
That place blows. I don't know why anyone would live there.
Of a year and-
It is such an overpriced piece of shit town.
Uh, I'm sorry, like I'm not trying to shit on it, but it's like, actually, it's hot as fuck all year.
All year.
It's like 110 in the summer.
Unbearable levels of heat.
I mean, and everything's expensive.
You get pretty crazy after all.
When you put thousands of drug-filled content goers and influencers like James Charles,
I will say it was weird. I didn't see James Charles when I went, but I was just like with I was in the same vicinity as machine gun Kelly fucking
Liam from what not Liam is it Liam?
Was Liam the one that died Liam died oh my god rip who was it not Nile
One Direction members.
Louie! I was next to Louie.
He's like 5'6".
I saw Charlie D'Amelio.
I felt like I was in a fever dream, man.
I was like, what?
Spooky Man.
If that's what the locals say.
That Spooky Man is spooky.
So many TikTokers.
I saw Sam and Colby, or one of them.
I don't remember which.
I think it might have been Sam.
One of them was there.
Who James Shaw, he just does makeup.
Spooky man.
And it's also like such a weird dude.
It feels like there's a paywall to everything at Coachella.
Like we have VIP tickets.
So there's like general admission, all that area.
It's most of the venue's general admission.
And then there's like VIP spots where you can get like drinks quicker
and there's like better food, but it's still like $80 for fucking food.
And in the VIP section, you're still standing in line
for fucking 10 minutes to get a drink, 15 minutes to get a drink.
They don't serve shots.
They only have light drinks.
and it's like canned beer for you get a fucking Heineken for fucking $20.
Anyways, vodka, Red Bull, 32 bucks.
But guess what? They have apparel spritz stands.
Oh, I love the taste of grapefruit and fucking bitterness in my mouth
when I'm in 100 degrees and I'm dying of dehydration.
Let me drink something that makes me feel like I'm a raisin.
They have an apparel spritz stand.
Woo-hoo!
How fancy.
Got like some stupid shit I got.
And then in the VIP section, they have walled sections for like parties.
Like they had a YouTube party or some shit.
And there's like a walled section.
And then outside of that, there's other parties outside of the venue
that matter more than the fucking venue itself.
And they have other performances there and you need to get invites for them.
And I was like, oh, could I get invited?
And my manager's like, no, you have to do a shout out for this company
to get invited because they have tickets.
Uh, guess what, buddy?
Whoop!
Whoop!
I'm not gonna go to that.
I'm not about to shout out your stupid fucking company
so I can get a ticket to a party.
What is this?
Dystopian ass shit.
No.
It's like you're in or you're out.
Why am I gonna fucking do an ad?
So, I can get into a party.
The Shadow Man.
Hell no.
That's what they call James Charles, they call James Charles.
So I can walk up and be like,
Yeah, I'm on the list.
Called the shadow man.
I see a giant silhouette of like a huge fucking big ass ellipse and a giant ass.
Take the stairs!
AHHHHH!
Yeah!
So, let's explore the insanity that is Coachella.
The first Coachella Festival began in 1999 because its founders wanted a place to celebrate
music, art and culture similar to that of the Glatsom Berry Festival in the UK.
I also wonder if it's also because of the Woodstock recerts in the 90s too.
Oh, probably, yeah.
Because there was a lot of fun in the Woodstock 99, appreciate it's where people died.
Oh god.
The lineup of the inaugural event consisted of artists like Tool and Rage against the machine.
The attendees would spend as little as $50 for both admission and parking.
He'd either...
$50?
Yeah, now it's like fucking free grand.
Pay for a cheap nearby hotel to stay at during the event,
or simply sleep in their cars to save a couple bucks.
The venue was much smaller than it is today,
but the shows were much more intimate.
and people have fun memories of the earlier years where the venue was not densely packed
and people could appreciate the music without social media interfering.
It's kind of a- it's- it's- it's- feel the people go there just to get pictures now.
It's for the grand now.
He just-
I just feel myself drunk inside of a fucking porta potty.
If you clicked on this video you've got-
And bless anybody.
Bro also you hear the fucking porta potty shaking the fucking the the stage I think it was Yuma
I don't remember the name I think it was Yuma tent was like actually a football feel
away and the porta potty's shaking.
It's about midnight.
Two miles.
We walked two miles.
So you get picked up at a church.
Oh my god bro, because when you want to leave, like here's the worst part.
Unhinged, thank you for the five gift aids.
Unless you have a private driver or you actually drove there, which you're probably
not driving there because everybody's getting drunk.
So it's like you don't want to fucking drunk drive back. You also didn't run a car. You're in the middle of fucking Coachella
When you leave like all the the biggest
Main artists like Sabrina Carpenter Justin Bieber or like the other years
There's like Lee Gaga and fucking Green Day and shit
Like they're performing late at night like they're the last people like post Malone and they're performing at like 11
And they're done it like 1231 when you walk out of you like to even get into the
Fucking area you're walking like a mile like you get dropped off
You have to walk a mile and now you're in the venue and somebody you leave you have to walk a mile out
And you're you're going around these dirt tracks that's kicking up dust your fucking sneeze and you get to the uber lot and
All of the ubers are either already booked or there's guys standing out front and they'll go I'll drive you
I'll drive you I drive you
And you go, okay. Oh my god right over here. How much?
$600
Buddy, I make good money and I'm not paying your bitch ass $600,
you're driving me three fucking miles to my hotel, right?
You could go fist yourself.
And so you call an Uber and the line's like nine miles long,
right?
All the Ubers that are there are already booked
by other people that are like walking to them, right?
Because you're never gonna get that one.
Like people like reserve these Ubers,
they show up like fucking hours early
and they always wanna charge you more.
So like if you order an Uber,
The Uber's in line two miles down the road.
So it's just like, we literally just leave
and we're walking down these closed roads.
I get picked up at a church.
Let's go there to get your pictures.
Once again, show the James Charles pictures.
The pictures you're getting.
The shadow man's lurking,
waiting for a camera to be on them.
You gotta take a picture at the Ferris wheel.
It's the Coachella Ferris wheel, man.
Oh, is that like a, I'm pretty sure I have a picture
where I'm standing out in front with it, but.
Are you shirtless?
Why are his, oh my God, they're blurred.
I was going to say his nipples are huge.
I was shirtless.
That was back when you were.
When I was, yeah, good.
He had your pecs and your abs.
You were definitely showbub.
Do you repeat cocking a little bit to see if the girl went,
yeah, well, why not?
I'm at Coachella.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled.
People felt like Coachella was all about celebrating music
without alienating fans who didn't want to drop 150 bucks
to go to festivals like Woodstock at the time.
And in fact, this made Coachella a counterculture event
that gained a lot of respect in the early days.
And over time, Tiki Sills went up.
And it began, and it literally became what it was made to be against.
Remi, thinking of the two subs, Madman, and two, thinking of the three,
Kevin and Koo for the sub, Major for the sub,
Skipper thinking of the five, Gifted Vex for the three,
Frost thinking of the five, Leave in Time for the sub,
Jolie for the sub, Yart and Venned thinking of the sub.
Can we restart the video now?
React to New Improvill, yeah, I have before it.
I met in Mosie thinking of the sub,
Warming and Glue for the sub, Bench for the sub, Remi for the two subs.
Actually making a profit, and this allowed its organizers to book larger artists
with much more variety, as well as massively expand the venue space.
And by 2012, the event now extended to a span of two full weekends
and take a price to start a rise farther than what the average person was willing to pay.
And the lineup started to expand from alternative and indie rock
to things like hip-hop, electronic a-
And the ticket's like the least expensive part of it.
Because you're paying for the ticket, which is like, you know,
base if you're doing general admission, yeah, like 700 bucks,
maybe more like 1000, 2000 if you're doing VIP, 1500.
You have to find a place to stay, and you're there for like four days, so the hotel's probably going to be like three grand if you're doing a hotel.
Um, unless you're doing like a drive-in tent situation, if you live in Cali and you could bring your car there.
Um, food, drink, shit like that, that's like already alone going to be another two grand if you're eating there.
Uh, and it's just like, you're just constantly spending money.
Ubers as well are just fucking expensive.
Pop music and throughout Coachella's history art was also a big focus on the event instead of simple art installations scattered throughout the venue
You could now see massive pieces designed by well-known artists. I walked up this shit air conditioned
That's part of it. You literally walk for like five minutes to the top and you go sick
Walk all the way back down around this time
The fashion was also starting to become a big aspect of the event too no longer
to people just wear casual clothing like band t-shirts.
People today compare it to the Met Gala
and the sense that the outfits seen during the event
would literally shape fashion trends.
This is all to say that Coachella
had a whole culture surrounding it,
one that slowly morphed into something way different
than what it once was.
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Over time, many who attend to Coachella.
Yummy.
Plus normal for events to grow and change over time.
Many who attended Coachella in earlier years started to hate how mainstream the festival was becoming.
Which is bound to happen next.
Yep, that's popularity.
Once it becomes popular, it's not cool anymore!
I used to pay 50 bucks, that was 15 years ago.
I paid, I think, 450 for my tickets?
Damn!
That's like, including the parking.
So this is just to get into the festival?
That's just to get in.
But that's all three days.
And that's why, like, the first time I was like,
oh, it's worth it, because you can think about it's 150 a day.
I sell like, 10 bands a day.
What if you saved up for like, a whole fucking year?
Or whatever, I'm like-
It's just so crowded now.
I mean, dude, you just got to get drunk before too,
or like fucking take drugs before you walk in, man.
Like that's literally,
that's literally the vibe because you walk up,
they're like, hi, look, can I get you?
Can I get a vodka Red Bull?
A double or a single?
Double.
All right, that'll be $42.
Staring at you as your choosing tip.
Okay, I can't even imagine.
I mean, yeah, I almost refused to go to shit.
Working at Coachella's gotta be a gig, brother.
Holy.
You're a bartender at Coachella?
Yeah, you're making a fucking $3,000 paycheck in three days.
Does that have, like, if it's more than 800 people?
Yeah.
I'm really not going.
I'm not, I'm not gonna go.
One of the worst things that come from Coachella's
mainstream appeal was that it became an experience
rather than a music festival.
It was less about music and more of a status symbol
gained from going to the cool, popular event
of the year.
That's just gonna happen though, too.
You know, once it becomes a cultural thing, especially with the fashion stuff,
it's a different kind of cosplay almost is what it seems like.
It's like, oh, we're going and we're doing like the most absurd, impractical outfits
that are just so we can take pictures.
And like, that's the event.
I don't really give a fuck about the music.
I just want to go and experience that kind of thing, which is also, I mean,
in a way, I have a right of respect for that.
It's your timing, bro.
I don't know.
I just like, I remember when we were walking and at some point I was so hot,
I just took my shirt off and I was wearing just like regular fucking like
jean shorts and shoes and I saw some other dude and just like sunglasses like gym shorts and in like
adidas sneakers and I was like this guy knows what this guy knows what's going on you know like
some days I was wearing an outfit but I was like you know it's actually just better just pull up
and like rant like comfy shit man just show up money you can do whatever you want of course I'm
just saying that if it is for if it is this like multicultural like it isn't just music it's
about art. I think what becomes annoying though is that if you slice up the pie too many times,
you have like, okay, well this portion of people are just here for fashion, this portion of people
are here just for music. If you're trying to go see a band, but-
Nah, the people that are there just, like, it's the vibe, bro. Coachella map. The people that
fucking show up and only go to like this one tent. Yo, they're just at Doolab the whole day.
They're on fucking drugs and they're there to just enjoy the event.
If somebody's just posted up by Coachella and Outdoor mainstream, mainstream,
Coachella Outdoor, they're just sitting by the VIP section all the time.
Like that's what it is.
Like there's some people that literally just don't leave like,
Yumatant and they just listen to rave music for fucking six hours.
But like, nobody gives a fuck about it.
You're fucking with everybody's experience.
And then I think the experience becomes too divided.
Well, the first of all is an impressive commercial success.
In many ways, it has lost its luster.
The event is no longer something that anyone can afford.
For example, a 3-day pass can now cost up to $650.
And like with anything, nowadays, scalpers are always there to drive up the prices of tickets purchased at the last second.
This year, scalpers made massive profits selling weakens-
Four grand?
And that many people still bought that shit?
Tickets for $4,000 to $5,000 after the event had sold out.
And Coachella now offers access to special luxurious accommodations
like their Safari Campground, which can cost as much as $12,000
to rent.
Bro, $12,000 to stay in an un-air conditioned tent.
And out, Safari Campground.
That little bungalows.
Like, what are we doing?
It's really the 12 grand chat.
It's for the convenience.
Because even if you get a private driver
and you have a hotel, it's just so much easier to get done
and then just walk out of the event into your tent.
Pass out.
Just give me a little a tent
and maybe a coconut tree or something, you know,
whatever or a tiger plushie.
There's an option rent on Airbnb
where the prices are straight up demented.
Properties in the area will shoot up thousands of dollars.
I mean, yeah, the influencers that are buying Airbnb,
like we stayed at like some fucking
like 12 room fucking hotel, dude.
That's where we stayed.
We walked to breakfast every day, it was awesome.
But like it was still expensive.
But the influencers that are running out Airbnb's,
I mean, you're spending probably like 20K on an Airbnb
for three days, four days,
but you get like nine people and split it.
In the event because they know someone
will eventually end up booking them.
And those who can't afford this
will simply pay for a small patch of land
in order to park their car and camp out.
If you thought,
me to set up my Coachella tent. It's just been sleeping. So first we got this bright blue beautiful
tent and I also have a miniature yeti gallon water bottle to hold my water and potentially pee if I
don't want to go to the communal bathroom. I put that in the corner. Gotta remember which is to
drink and which is to pee and whether or not there's water or piss in it. Anyways outside of
that we also have a little mini burner in case I want to cook myself a little snack at night.
We have a little ice cooler here with some steaks and other raw foods, but we're running
low on ice because we're in the middle of the desert, so we gotta eat it before it goes
bad.
In your car, you'd be dead wrong.
There is a whole culture behind car camping online where people show off their insanely
elaborate setup.
Like, bro, we really set up a portable, bro, like, my god, like we have a fucking,
we have a weird like space light thing.
Car camping online projector.
where people show off their insanely elaborate setups.
Some people will spend well over a month
planning the layout and ordering the things they need.
And one influencer showing off his room tour
included things like fake houseplants, a clothing rack, a decorative-
And this shit's just for social media, bro.
Nicknacks and even a director's chair, for some reason.
I remember seeing this. I got a lot of hate.
Yeah. I mean, it's larping.
Like, why? It's not even- like, you're larping doing that.
So like, nobody actually does that.
Get it? It's fucking stupid?
It feels like that's like a very performative kind of thing.
I equate it to the refrigerator videos where it's just like people have like all these little containers for their tiny sodas and juices.
Those are satisfying me, myself.
I mean, every time I see-
And I think that's sick, too.
Imagine having like, whenever I watch those refrigerator videos, I'm like, yeah, that'd be awesome to have a fridge like that.
Just stock full of like 80 different types of drinks.
It's like you're at a fucking gas station, you just pick what you want.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna try that out, aren't I?
We had nightmare to organize though.
This feels like an extension of the fashion trend to me.
It feels like it's a part of that performative kind of like,
well, yes, like I'm dressed here, I'm ready,
and also this is my tent.
Look how elaborate and like weird it is.
You know, it feels like it fits into that same co-
Dude, and it's just like not f-
Like, all I'm thinking is you just spent four hours putting this together,
and then when you're hungover as hell Monday morning,
after the concert on Sunday,
you have to take it all down.
You have to fucking put everything away.
Well, sure, for me, I don't know why.
Which, to be fair, if you're trying to get some skiz...
Dude, if I'm trying to get some pussy and I bring him...
I'm gonna leave it there. Yeah, that'll go well.
Back to this amazing oasis.
You think they're gonna be happy?
Just gonna be like, oh, yeah, someone's got the safari hat.
You should check out my safari hat back in the case.
You think this is good?
Yeah.
Got the whole fucking set of Jumanji over here, dude. You kidding me?
Come on back.
For many, it's less about the utility and more about the aesthetic
and the content that can be made with it.
with it.
Absurd prices extend to the food as well, and people often post their insane food expenses
like one attendee showing off a plate of tacos and nachos that cost $102, $102, and we're
c-
My God, that's like normal though.
That's like normal for there.
Like I remember when me and Brooke went we got like, it was like lunch or some shit there.
We got like chicken tenders and fries, and it was like $68 or something.
Cold.
For like two, so it was like 30, $34 each.
Others revealed that they paid over $20 for simple cocktail and $17 for a small cup of lemonade and regardless dude
I would just get the double more. I would get the double vodka margarita
Or not bar at vodka
I would get double tequila margarita or like the double vodka red bulls and I would just slam those
Coachella still sells like crazy if people gladly drop a small fortune over the course of the weekend
Yeah, no shit. I don't know people who could play about that stuff like yeah
I mean it's a hundred bucks for nachos
I never understand when an influencer like I'm gonna sit there and be like it's overpriced
but I paid like
VIP and then also what was there like I paid as little as I could you know
I hate when people are like I just spent
98 thousand dollars on Coachella. Are you freaking kidding me? You chose to do that, right?
You bought four VIP passes got into like nine after parties
fucking rented out an Airbnb for 35 grand.
It's like, that's your fault.
Like, Cochelle's expensive, but like,
you could probably get like lowest VIP.
You could get like two tickets.
If you get them not up priced, you know,
from some scalper and like a tank or some shit.
Like you could spend like eight grand for two people.
And it's like, well, then don't.
Which is still crazy though.
Like why are you ordering it?
What do you expect?
It's like going to the airport and being like,
I can't believe these prices.
Boy, you kind of get trapped.
If you-
Sophie Rain, didn't Sophie Rain say she spent like $200,000 though?
You could do car camping because you cannot-
I could have worked that out.
Sophie Rain said she spent $193,000,
$193,845 on a three-day Coachella trip
for her friends and herself.
It was an $83,000 ARV and B.
For three days for three days, maybe maybe four nights four nights Thursday through Sunday
Twenty thousand dollars a day
Sixty seven thousand dollars for twelve artists passes and thirty seven dollars
$37,000 for a private jet. Okay. Well, she's been a hundred ninety three K to bring twelve people to full access Coachella
And she also makes like eighty million dollars a year. So
leave so you're like, oh, how am I gonna feed them?
That's like not a lot of money.
That's like not a lot of money for ourselves.
Yeah.
Which granted, if you're camping, you should bring food.
Well, why didn't you bring food?
Yeah.
I mean, like just bring a bunch of fucking
Baloney and cheese sandwiches.
You know what I mean?
Why not?
It just all sounds far too expensive.
Don't worry.
Because now people are signing up for payment plans
in order to pay off the insane ticket prices
in smaller and smaller.
No.
No, just don't go.
Don't go.
If you are putting yourself on a fucking
like
pay later
Shit like yo, you should not be going to Coachella if you're doing installments for a year
Installments in twenty six months if I have reports showed that 60% of attendees around
80,000 people utilize this to afford their ticket many
What?
Yo, you're paying that shit off on Christmas
I'm sorry if this is not allowed on here. I just don't know what else to do. I found out I missed the payment and got an email saying if I
I'm not paid by today by 5 p.m. PST.
So three hours I lose my order.
I tried live chat that they said I can only note,
notate my account and can't guarantee it won't be canceled.
I don't get paid until Tuesday.
It's just over $272 for my payment.
Does anybody here able to help me out till Tuesday
or anybody give me some advice
on how I can delay payment?
Anybody here can help.
I can just verify myself however you need,
showing my pay stubs and direct deposit proof.
This has been a rough couple of months financially
and I'm gonna cry if this order gets canceled
this close to being paid.
Please help fam.
Like I get she's in a rough financial spot
and like that's sucky and I do feel bad about that.
But it's also like, probably like it's really like,
just like you should have been going to Coachella
if you have to do like,
if you're putting yourself in this much
of a financial struggle
where you actually don't have the money.
Like that's what this is.
This is like, I don't have rent money, right?
Like I can't pay anything.
It's a lender, $272 quote in the spirit of Coachella
Because the church-
I don't have $272 to my name to pay for this.
What or why are we going?
We're just coming in just days
before she gets paid from her job.
E-Bagging online to basically pay off
the Coachella loan sharks that you've had.
You know what I mean?
Come on, hello, Coachella thing.
Elder millennial, elder millennial.
Elder millennial, so I lost my job at State Farm.
Am, I need you guys.
So I can't afford to go to Coachella anymore.
I've already paid five out of six months
and they're gonna cancel my order.
It's too bankroll me, thank you.
You think, you know, it's the thing though,
is that women, sorry women,
being a little misogynistic here.
If you're like a attractive person,
even if you're a guy or a girl, if you're an attractive
person, you could post a picture of yourself
and be like, looking just for help on this ticket,
you would a hundred percent get people doing that.
Just for the fact of like, you want to-
Yeah, you could find a gooner that would pay
for the ticket.
Link up, like a million percent, a million, billion percent.
I had buddies who did something similar to that,
with their friends.
They paid for their tickets so they can hang out with them.
Didn't you do that?
I thought you paid to see you.
That's like an ultimate hack if you're just a woman out of bar.
Go up.
Hey, can you buy me a drink?
Sure.
Any guy.
If you're like at all attractive and you walk up to a guy at a bar
and go, hey, can you buy me a drink?
You want to do a shot?
And they go, oh, yeah.
Because the guy's going to be holding his fucking,
his orange, his orange crush like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
$30, $30 that he pays it.
You know, you have a conversation for two minutes.
You got, I got to go meet with my friends.
Just walk away.
I know the girl or something.
You weren't invited, but you're like nine times.
You heard people.
That was for a Lorde concert.
My co-workers like we're going to this Lord concert on the weekend. I was like, all right, cool
This won't work for me. I'm ugly. Don't say that about yourself. And if I'm being honest
It'll still probably work
It'll still probably work
I like one of the girls so I was like wouldn't it be awesome if I surprised them and drove four hours
It just came to the concert. Have you ever done that?
No
Yeah, to gay bar. I've tied my shirt up and walked up now. Get the fuck out of here.
Oh no. Didn't you find them there?
Well I texted them, I was like, hey, I'm at the Lorde.
Hey.
I'm like, what?
Walk up to a guy.
What?
Alright, let me hang out with you now.
The funny and scary thing for them was that we weren't-
I met you at a gay bar. I go to gay bars all the time.
Like you're friends at the time.
And when I've gone to some gay bars that are a little overwhelming, and I obviously I support the LGBTQ and there's two different types of gay bars.
There's LGBTQ bars, like LGBTQ inclusive bars. And then there's gay bars. And then there's gay bars, right?
And what I mean by that is you walk in and there is a dude with assless chaps. And I go, ooh.
Not judging you know, it's just like didn't really didn't really, you know expect that sometimes
When I got there I just stood like this and then you get attracted no, but I'll walk up maybe chat to him buy a drink
Have a conversation walk away
It did not like bob my head or so for people that are wondering we're saying like he was arms-crack
Dude gay people are awesome. I don't think you realize the positive vibes at a gay bar.
You walk into a fucking gay bar, everybody's happy.
Super happy. Gay and gay. Both meaning both homosexual and happy.
And it's awesome, you know? They're fucking nice. They have great fashion, you know?
And the drinks are cheap. Every gay bar is cheaper than any other regular bar.
Could not look stiffer and he's just looking up at the stage there was an 18-year-old there with like three
23 year-old women so his thought was like oh, I'm gonna rent a hotel
I'm gonna I'm gonna have a crazy sex party afterwards, right?
So when I showed up and the girls like you're fucking up my plan
They're like what are you doing after the concert? I was like, oh, I think I'm just gonna sleep in my car
I brought like a tempurpedic mattress
Did you think you're getting lucky with the tip of you to mattress now, but I did think this would give me brownie points
Like they think I'm so fucking cool. No, I'm probably gonna have kind of stock rush just a little bit
Remember the thing that you just told me you're doing this weekend surprise
I'm doing it too now. I think I worked the next morning. So I left it like 7 a.m. Is that when you're slinging saw?
Yeah, oh, yeah nice did influencers with money to spend taking time the funniest story from
What is his name Nick? I think was when he said he was on a I was a pop of meat video
He said he was on acid and he was freaking out so much when he was making pizzas that he was sweating all over the
like dripping sweat onto the pizza however we'll admit publicly to spending as
much as 200,000 like just imagine some guys just tripping balls in the back of
a fucking pizza place just like just like spreading the cheese dollars to get
the full Coachella experience from private jet flights to insanely expensive
airbnbs who selfie reign stop larking flying out various people it's a
Attach right off for content James Charles
Can we go to Coachella next year for attacks right off now, please only if I know for a fact that the shadow man is not gonna be there
Can you imagine being in a tent and then yeah, you just see the silhouette of James Charles outside
There was some absurd part about Coachella is that no matter how much money you drop in order to live in luxury
There's only so much you could prepare for when you reach the vent
And there's a fucking thunderstorm
In 2025, the first weekend of Coachella was off to a horrible start
Oh my god, yes, this is when I went
All the campers were posting that they were in line for like nine hours and they couldn't get to their spot
What was being referred to as Coachella Carmageddon
People that wanted to utilize the car camping lots found themselves trapped in a never-ending gridlock.
People reporting over 12-hour delays with limited access to bathrooms.
It looks like District 9.
Fucking prones.
That's how they're referring to each other when they're all eating cat food and shit.
People flooded social media ranting about how long they've been stuck,
claiming that people were shitting in bushes and desperately in need of food.
And according to one TikToker, a woman was even hit by a car as she attempted to stop it from cutting in front of her in line.
It takes about like an hour or two to get through.
Normally they have like these lanes and they have someone inspect your car because they're trying to find drugs and shit
Like it's a fucking border patrol or some shit like literally they made you take out literally everything
Did you have to do that? They start playing the the fucking what's that one music? What's that one song?
Oh my god
What's that one song where it's like
Papers, please
You step up you step up to the Coach Allo line
Well
Do you have any drugs in your car? No, we'll see about that
They start fucking scanning the tires
Because it's a little funk they fucking pop your tire with like a bowie knife
You wanna just rip it up and oh my apologies.
It's just me, sir.
Hold over to the side.
Other supposed videos of cars that were having to be pushed out of line because they were
overheating and shutting down.
But let's assume you get past the horrible introduction and you get into the venue,
right?
If you think this means you're in the clear, think again because doing anything
at Coachella is a depressingly tedious chore.
Many stands are gonna have you waiting as much as 40 minutes when they're busy.
you out for a slice of pizza because it's quicker. You may end up being one of the hundreds
that reportedly got food poisoning this year after eating a $25 slice of pizza for one
of their most popular vendors.
Bro, I remember it was like 8 or 9 p.m. on one of the days and we walk up to the pizza
place, me and Brooke. This was 2025. And they just served somebody a slice and we walk
up, they go, we're closed, we're closed. And they actually start getting mad at everybody.
They go leave leave. We're closed. They shut the door. I'm like, yo
You're actually an idiot number one. You're a bum number two. You still have pizzas. I see the dough
Number three, I don't care if you see you close at nine. You're you are literally missing out on
Thousands of dollars right like you're just serving dough and cheese like it's a cheap ass shit
You're up pricing the fuck out of it and people are still buying that you like you like
It's like being poisoned.
40 minutes, it's a long time, but it's not as long as I thought it would be, to be honest.
Also, if you're going to Coachella, why would you ever be like,
I'm gonna go to the food stands.
Why would you not just be like, I'm gonna make a bunch of sandwiches?
Because you've got a party and it's quicker to eat.
I can fucking party and still slam a bologna cheese sandwich.
A lot of people can't cook these days.
It's bologna cheese!
It's not cooking, it's putting a slice of bologna cheese between two pieces of bread.
Slaps of mayonnaise on there.
You think I want to be seen eating a bologna sandwich at Coachella?
I would love to be seen eating a bloody cheese.
People would be like, how many of these did you bring?
Mm.
Can you pull them out?
To be fair, I don't think you could bring food in
once you're inside.
You can't bring anything in.
Like even drinks.
I mean, you pour your drink out.
They won't let you bring a cooler of sandwiches in?
So you're saying that you'd have to go buy the stuff
and then make it at your deal?
You're back at your camp and they'll walk to your camp.
They call it like the walk of shame
at the end of the night
because everybody's so tired and fucked up.
But it could take like 40 minutes to walk to your car.
Yes, yes.
And try an hour.
Try you leave Coach Allen at 11.30,
you're gonna get back to your hotel at two,
and your hotel's three miles away.
But half the roads are closed.
If I was like 19, I could see myself being,
because else you're like,
what else am I gonna do?
It was like, it was magical.
Bro, near your 40s, everything is hell, everything.
That's why I'm so glad I listened to Metal
because it's such a, like, they're always intimate shows.
Get in, get out, have a couple drinks and you're on your way, you know what I mean?
I was looking at like a Kanye concert or like a Travis Scott concert, fuck that.
Oh my god, going to a Post Malone show, oh my god.
Oh fuck.
If you need to rush to the bathroom and you don't have a bucket set up in your camp,
prepare to wait another 30 to 60 minutes in line before you're being able to shit your brains out in a public bathroom into a port of John.
Yo, if I had to take my morning shit and I saw this line,
I'm spraying chunks all over the walls and the trees.
Like, I'm not physically capable
of holding a morning shit past maybe 20 minutes.
Shit, your brain's up.
Like, I'm waking up and it's like, I need a poop.
On a public bathroom immediately.
To a Porta John, which also I will say,
there's if people, I might want a Hunter's tip.
Hunter's tip.
Hunter's tip.
Hunter's tip.
Go to a Porta John on the hottest day and take a shit.
Yeah, it's a surreal experience.
You'll never feel as gross yet relieved in your entire life.
I can't explain it.
I have a knick.
No, it's not relieved, man.
It's bad.
It's like, have you ever cut a shit off early,
and then you just feel really gross?
Like, you have, say, 100% of poop,
and you get 60% of your poop out,
and you know there's 40% more, but you have to be somewhere.
So you're wiping, and you're kind of like wiping
the tip of a turd that's about to fall out of your ass.
But you're like pinching it back in your body.
And then you like get up and you're like, get up the toilet.
And you got to walk out of the song.
You're like.
And then it like finally subsides like maybe 30 minutes later.
Tip, if you're ever at Coachella.
I don't know why, but already I'm like,
I don't really like that.
If you're at Coachella and you're too impatient to wait in the water line because it looks long
and you want to go to the hand washing station, don't do it.
Because the water there is recycled water.
Did you did it anyway? Did you just wish your brains out?
No, luckily I didn't shoot my brains out, but the the f*** that thing is like I filled up everybody's water bottle.
I had everybody's water bottle, a huge line, and then I saw people like filling up at the wash station.
So I was like, oh, that's the hack.
The next time I did it, some guy's like,
hey, do you really do not want to do that?
It's like recycled water.
Oh, and then I looked at the water.
There's like all these.
Oh, pickles in it.
Oh, and I looked at her and I'm like, we do not tell people.
Basically Coachella is filled with Disney size lines for every little thing.
If you think waiting this long is simply unfeasible, you wouldn't be the first.
Some poor souls were returned their tents only to find that one proved in my tent.
I have a campsite that's a long, long way to go in and out of the festival.
I came back tonight to be shit by then.
Someone got impatient.
That's so funny though.
With the lines and shit in their living quarters.
This isn't uncommon.
And simply believe it could be the work of a serial Coachella shitter.
The online Coachella groups have all sorts of angry rants from the attendees who are
fed up with the surprise logs.
Like a woman.
Okay, it's fucked up, but also kind of funny to imagine somebody like taking
a shit onto a paper towel and then just like throwing their logs in just random people's
tents.
You crashed out after fun.
It was on the floor.
There's just a fat turd.
Think out that there was a full-size shit in the woman.
Who the fuck keeps defecating in the women's showers?
Ever the same security?
One role, ladies.
Don't poop in the showers.
She said it.
She kept going to the company who would not go back next year.
Literally poop before you go shower, not daring.
I don't know if the bathroom lines that long, I might try and shit in the shower
and waffle, stomp it down the drain.
And shower two days in a row not a bad not a bad play
Do you think that that's a woman doing that or do you think it's a man sneaking in I think it's a woman
I think it's a woman who's like she's above pooping
Period shits think it's that I think
Period shits. I've a chat. I've heard that I've heard how bad they could be if you're a Coachella
It's hot as fuck your woman on your period the bathroom line is long as fuck and you have to poop
I'm not even judging if you shit in the shower
Just push it down the drain though.
This is gross.
I lived on a co-ed dorm floor, well too if it was a liberal art school.
Hahahaha!
Oh my god.
The men on the floor literally had to have a floor meeting because they're like,
What are you, what are you doing in these showers and bathrooms?
Just all kinds of things, we're like, what the fuck, where's your fucking brain?
Like what is it going on?
I'm not gonna go into details of it because it's disgusting.
I thought it was gonna be the other way around because of my man,
the girls are gonna complain that like the guys are smelly and all that.
You would take, you know, that's not wrong.
I had to clean women's restrooms.
And these are high school students, but God, they're fucking...
Don't do that!
Don't fucking do that!
The grossest thing that you don't understand until...
Like, I never experienced this until having a girlfriend.
Hair.
Hair.
Hair.
Everywhere.
Oh my God.
Shower drain hair.
Oh.
Yo, because my hair's so short it goes down the drain.
Women's hair, like women with long hair,
even guys with long hair, but like women generally
have longer hair than men.
Oh my god.
Disgusting.
Like clumped hairballs that you're like pulling out
of the drain.
Oh.
Those are poor that there are things that have been found
with piss all over them.
Leaving people to lock not only their tints,
but their coolers when left unattended,
which you shouldn't do anyway.
like it would drive me insane thinking that I went back and I one of Brooke's friends stayed at
my place like it was like they were all hanging out they stayed at my place and she made a joke she
was like by the way I shed I was like okay I swear to god for three weeks after that her hair was
everywhere in my apartment everywhere everywhere everywhere I was like how many hairs do you shed
in a day like I was like it like long black hairs I was like who like it's been
weeks and I'm still finding them it took a drink from water but she told you though
she told me I was an upset right like I'm not mad but I was just like I was
surprised I was like wow I didn't know people lose that many hairs in a day
and thinking that someone had touched like drink from it as well let's fuck
me up if you're in a high-trust society you wouldn't have to I don't
We don't. Not with the Shadow Man lurking around.
We have a good spot for headlining event.
It truly is difficult for some to decide if it's better to find a bathroom or soil themselves.
A woman or friend, for example, witness demand, fill his pants with piss while waiting to see Doja Cat.
I can't stop looking...
Wait, what?
A woman or friend, for example, witness demand...
While waiting for Doja, the guy next to us piss himself and set her down in the portal.
Fill his pants with piss while waiting to see Doja Cat.
I think I'd try to pull a tactical ground piss
dick to the side
underwear up baggy pants
Accurately pee maybe two inches from the leg onto the floor
That's probably the method right you get a little on your legs
Pissing yourself have you taken care of all your base needs you can finally go up and enjoy the amazing lineup that day
But not everyone gets to return to their lovely detailed aesthetic campsite this year people returned to campground exhausted after getting
Obliterated on various substances found their tents completely destroyed by aggressive desert winds
It got so bad that the National Weather Service issued a dust advisory urging people to stay inside at all costs to avoid the low air
Quality and dust from doing damage to their eyes throat and lungs keep in mind
This was going on during headliner event times and even led to big performances cancelling their
Yo, and you're fucked up and you're watching you're watching like Sabrina
Carpenter perform and you're just feeling the wind and in the back of your head
you're going I'm gonna go back to a plot of land there's gonna be nothing you're
trying to enjoy yourself like me espresso you're like you just thinking about
that all the time and the harsh reality is that Coachella is simply not as
glamorous as you think especially if you've had no experience with festivals and how gross they can get. How can you blame people for being
sleeping on the dirt tonight? I'm gonna be stealing somebody else's tent.
Surprised by this realization when every aspect of social media is telling them that Coachella is the perfect oasis getaway.
Also this, it's to me it's similar to fucking Paris syndrome.
Oh yeah.
Japanese people go into Paris and they tell themselves because they're like this is disgusting. France is disgusting.
Who would have thought French people are gross?
One of the most widely discussed topics in regards to Coachella is the hordes of influencers
that are funneled into the venue every year.
At one point, began referring to it as the influencer Olympics, where big brands would
invite notable social media creators to create promotional and sponsored content.
Across the internet, you'll find thousands of sponsored videos where people have been
flown out for free and have all expenses paid in order to shill whatever brand is
looking for a marketing opportunity.
For those that can't find a way to get in for free, they've even started filming
PowerPoints where they basically tell brands why they're a notable person and
they should cover the entire weekend for them, of course, just for marketing
purposes. And what many influencers likely do want to attend these events for the
artists, there are also cases of influencers traveling to Coachella
Valley, only to take photos for social media without actually attending the
festival itself. The goal is simply to convince people that you experienced
it, right? I don't really give a f*** if I actually do, I just need people to
basically be like, oh my god, I'm so jealous! Oh, I wish I was living your
You're alive, please James!
Bro, or it's like the same shit,
it'll be like motherfuckers go to Coachella,
they go to the Empire Club and parties
that are outside of Coachella,
but only show up for maybe like two performances a day.
So they're buying Coachella tickets
and Coachella's open like 11 or 11 a.m.,
like 1 p.m. to like midnight 1 a.m.
Like 12 hours every day, they only show up for two,
and then they go to the parties after.
Charles, stop messaging my 14 year old son!
Like Joe?
No, I mean, at TwitchCon, I would go,
like TwitchCon, I only go to the convention for two hours,
but I also think TwitchCon is like a shill for companies.
And like, if you're at TwitchCon,
I think you absorb the TwitchCon experience
in like two hours.
At Coachella though, I'd go every day.
I'd go every day.
Like maybe I wouldn't show up at like one,
but I'd show up at like two.
People began pushing the sentiment that Coachella is no longer a music festival for the masses,
as it's becoming increasingly difficult to justify spending this much money.
The larger reliance on influencers rather than genuine music lovers also puts a bad taste in people's mouths, right?
Every year, this time-
Gotham chess editor here, any way to reach you.
About what?
Jazz for the subpoop and pay for the sub alley for the sub center for the three.
three. How did you meet Brooke? And if you don't mind me asking, I knew Brooke in high school,
but we just knew of each other. I never actually met her. And then in like, September of 2021,
we hung out for the first time. And then we hung out a few more times, one or a few
dates started dating people and FNS thinking for the sub you and Kathy for the sub Crypto
and JC or JC, think of the sub.
Some short form content.
Like you wanna do short,
what do you mean some short form content?
Like you wanna make short form content for me
because I don't do short form content anymore.
All good, okay.
My bad, bro.
Soxie for the subpoop and J.S. thinking for the sub.
Topic is relitigated.
Those who have been going for years note that the event has always been half about the music and half about the scene.
To them, these are just tired takes from older people who want to pretend everything was better in the past.
And at the end of the day, you're in a venue with over 100,000 people.
You're likely not going to be seeing the most influencers that attend anyways.
Feels like a weird elitism in a way, like they're the real fans, but there's tons of noxious shit that past years didn't have.
I think it's trickle-down cringe is what they feel.
Because they're like these celebrities
or these influencers going and they're posting about it
and now I'm going and I feel like a cringe
I feel from seeing these posts, I'm a part of it.
I think it's trickled on cringe.
It's also rose tinted goggles.
Of course, many do know that due to the wider appeal
of Coachella, the crowds in many cases
were lacking the same bombastic energy from years prior.
Artists like Damian Albarn,
league singer for Blur and the Gorillas,
chastised the audience in 2024 for the same reason.
He was upset that nobody was singing along
or getting excited for any part of their 13 song set.
I think what you do need to understand though, and it's not like I'm just I'm more so saying this from the perspective of
Somebody that hasn't gone to many concerts like I've gone to a when you pull if you pull up to like a guerrilla's concert
You're gonna be hype you're gonna be singing the songs you're gonna be dancing
You know you're gonna be jumping around doing all the shit cuz like this is the first person you see this guy's performing at 10 p.m
Everybody in the crowd's been here since one
walking in the desert heat for nine hours.
Dehydrated, legs, jello.
Yeah, some of them are hyping on drugs,
but like everybody else is kind of like,
you know, sweating out all the alcohol they fucking drank.
It's just like, they're kind of just there to experience it
and it's like, they're trying not to crash, somewhat.
I think some people are just lame though.
Hold up.
Fly thinking of the sub,
I was like a PJ with the sub trash for the sub.
Okay, well, this just sounds like shit now.
I think that might be why they're not hype
You know dude you're in the fucking gorillas get over it you're the end of the set he got frustrated and said
It's pretty sad
Everyone's just sitting there if it was gorillas playing I think a lot of people would be you know bopping their heads
Let's fucking blur. Yeah, it's like a 90s. Yeah, exactly UK pop boom kind of thing
With an event as big as Coachella and a venue as chaotic as it is there are bound to be some wild and historic Coachella disasters
It's just gotta happen during last year's Coachella a green day performed
They're set accompanied by pyrotechnics that went haywire as they were wrapping up their headlining performance
I watched that shit and it looked fine to me. It's a firework went off course and slid into it
I did see that nearby was that we can know that was now that had to be weekend two because I did not see that
Weekend one home tree. I remember there was ones that went haywire
But I never saw one hit the ground and fucking explode concert goers one man went briefly blind in a year and became convinced that there was an
Active terrorist attack happening the one thing that'd be horrible is inciting basically a riot with that many people people get trampled
I would try and sue the fuck out of Coachella if I was that guy
Easily happen
I can't see.
What's talk 99?
You know, you gotta fucking watch out man.
Which you know, luckily the fire was contained and Green Day went back to, you know, doing
what Green Day does.
And one of the most notorious incidents to ever take place at Coachella was cemented
in a viral video from 2009.
In it, a 23 year old man named Jonathan Frederick Felch was filmed being hassled
by police officers after drunkly ripping off all of his clothes which seemed to resemble
the man repeatedly denied the
request to put his clothes back
on the surrounding crowd cheered
on the naked man with some
passing weird as fuck. Why is
this guy photographing him?
Attendees handing him water. An
officer hands him his clothes,
urging him to put them back on
and he took them and threw them
away. Eventually the naked man
is wrestled to the ground where
he's able to slip away and make a
run for it. And at that point
He was arrested, probably a dick rash, and taken away among a sea of booze from the audience.
Most of our pretty penis.
If the penis wasn't good, they wouldn't be cheering.
With any pig event, there are unfortunately lots of obvios-
Yeah, just he has like a really fucking sweaty, grossly enlarged bush.
Opportunities for things to go horrifically wrong.
You just smell this stench wafting towards you.
Not only is this expected with densely packed crowds, but the venue is filled with structures
and potential for falling debris.
Bree. At Coachella in 2019, a 24 year old woman named Caroline was dancing at the rear
of the Sahara tent during a live performance. According to her friend, a falling metal
balloon prop had fallen from far up above and slammed into her head. Oh my God. She
collapsed to the floor and other attendees at the event noted that they had seen a pool
of blood forming under her. Caroline suffered a fractured skull and bleeding on the brain.
She survived the incident, but only after having to undergo brain surgery.
Oh my god, you're gonna get a fucking brain surgery?
Sorry, I took off the fucking band-aid I had.
God, my cut is gonna fucking bleed again, I know it.
Is that the Travis Scott concert?
You're gonna play new Marvel Rivals update?
Not today, but at some point.
Nils Hole and Noel, thank you for the subplot,
for the sub, Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the five.
It's your bet.
He's BJ and Kyle, thank you for the sub.
Pason and Alec, for the sub.
Poo, for the sub.
It's headed for the three.
FNCS, thank you for the sub.
Also his response is so funny.
Oh man.
Black and white filter.
Oh.
It really just goes to show it to you that all those people have like zero empathy for human life.
No souls left, none of them.
Yeah, they just see ants when they're on stage.
Bugs.
Bugs live.
Love the movie.
At that very same event, prior to the start of the event,
a production worker ended up passing away from a tragic accident while rigging the main stage.
While climbing up the scaffolding without a safety harness, he suddenly slipped and plummeted 60 feet to his death.
And sadly, severe injuries are-
And then they just fucking continue the concert.
That's what's like so weird.
You just have like everybody else just goes like,
oh yeah, and we're gonna continue as normal.
Coming far too common at Coachella.
Even this year, a heavy light fixture
fell down into the audience
and slammed it to a woman's head
and left a giant dash on her head.
Many believe that this was due to the harsh winds
occurring all weekend.
And the woman was quickly helped
by nearby concert goers and given medical attention.
Are they getting paid?
And this isn't the only dark side to Coachella.
In fact, many who look into the history of Coachella
Valley will find something that makes the festival feel much more revolting.
Coachella has always taken place in Indio, California at the Empire Polo Club.
Well, they have been itself brings in well over a hundred million dollars in
gross revenue a year.
Many Coachella Valley residents live below the poverty line.
Twenty three percent of households earn less.
Yeah, I never understand how people live there genuinely.
Like I don't understand how you how you afford to be, you know, work,
like just a regular working class American and fucking Indio
California. $20,000 per year and food insecurity has seen a rise over the years as well. The
following weeks after Coachella ends, a sea of trash and discarded appliances cover the venue.
Local farmers, charities and community members then get to work restoring the land to what it
once was. Most of them belong to the Pura Pacha, an indigenous group in Mexico who sometimes
make as little as $11 an hour. And often this is the work that gets done after an already
grueling eight-hour day of physical labor. Workers describe the area as a garbage dump
and how filthy is left by attendees, but it's work that required for some of them to make ends meet.
And this isn't to say that every person who attends this event should feel at fault for this.
And in fact, many are probably not even aware of what goes on outside of the festival,
but there's something strange and dystopian about such an extravagant and over-the-top
event taking place right across from people struggling to make ends meet and become
exploited for the labor. It's like I said, it's that dystopian almost sci-fi-esque kind
of like the fucking beginning of like Alien Romulus or like literally District 9. It's just,
It's it's crazy they also they have to clean it up pretty quickly because right after Coachella is the biggest country event stagecoach
Yeah, they just hold like event after event on this thing spot back to back. Yay
Despite all the problems with Coachella there are people out there that treat it like it's essential part of their identity
Although it's probably changed a whole lot since its heyday
There's likely still some fun to be had right so if you can afford it maybe give it a try
Just be prepared for a little chaos overpriced food and hey clean up after yourself you fucking slob
I don't know what I'm supposed to tell you, you know, I fucking hate festivals
It drives me insane people just take their cubs to throw on the ground all kinds of shit
Don't be a fucking just throw shit away and even if it's like well look at all the other stuff just be a better part of it
That's all I gotta say and do lots of drugs. Yeah going like oh everybody else is doing it
Well, it's like that's part of the problem
You know like if you aren't one of those people then last people fucking litter and the events better and then you know
It's just a better experience for everybody
That was a fucking good video though.
WVD.
All right.
Hold up, Shats.
I need a piss and then we're going to hop into philosophy.
Ah, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.
Count me down, Shats.
I don't know if it's up and for the three,
surely if it's up and for the six,
thank you for the five.
Count me down, Shats.
Maybe a minute and then we're going to hop into philosophy.
All right.
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Look how dented this is.
I got this in a snack while I was gone.
I dropped it like five times and it's fizzy so it's probably going to fucking explode
when I open it.
Can I open it?
Hold on.
All right, it's been enough time. Let's open it
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Really all right chat
Walk back in a
A lot back in it is time for some philosophy now have we seen this video?
We were talking about this in the beginning of stream like fucking four hours ago. I
Don't think we've seen the surf sub movie or the surf sub existentialism the video
No, I
Think cams right. I think it isn't maybe
I don't think we've seen it though
I don't remember it at all. I mean if I end up remembering it, okay fine. Here's the two philosophy videos that I have
This kids movie is about existentialism
And birds do not sing in caves first one is about the movie serfs up
Kids movies about existentialism chap lock it in
Surf's Up was a movie that as a kid, I didn't love.
I mean, I was entertained by the characters and fun scenes, but that was about the end
of it.
I didn't really understand the message of the film, and after rewatching it, I know
why.
This is a kid's movie.
I have not seen Surf's Up since I was probably like 12 years old, if I'm being
real.
So, I mean, I hope he explains the plot of the movie, because all I remember
about Serps Up is like him just trying to show off who he is and the one
seeing where he's like Cody's me bro just let me be me I guess that's probably
the root of the existentialism I guess I don't really know.
Kenzie for the three don't want to you don't want to know the embarrassing
amount of time it took me to figure this out I just want to say thank you
because I didn't know a philosophy was before I saw your channel I'm
grateful because I didn't realize how much I would love it that's awesome
it's not embarrassing but existentialism now I know what you're thinking
How in the world could serfs up possibly be about existentialism?
A philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the existence of the individual person as a
free and responsive agent determining their own development through acts of the will.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How in the world could serfs up possibly be about existentialism?
Well, I used to think that same thing, but after making this video, I was astonished with
with the similarities.
Existence precedes essence.
That's in fucking serfs up.
I was gonna say maybe more of the idea of like individualism
like versus
as existence precedes essence.
Who said that?
I should know that.
Sardar.
Originally, it was believed by ancient philosophers Plato and Aristotle that essence came before
existence, essence being what makes an object it.
For a property or group of properties of something without which it would be not existent or
be what it is.
For example, an eraser is only an eraser if it can erase.
The shape, size, and color are irrelevant, as long as it does the job it was made
to do.
They also believed humans have an essence bestowed by God and we should live up to our essence because it's part of what it means to be a good person.
This idea was later cha-
Like a pre-baked in, uh, purpose, right?
I feel like that's the way that I would perceive it. That's always how I perceive the idea of essence precedes existence.
Like, it is the idea that there is a- there has to be a meaning before there is a product, right?
Like, you don't create a product unless there's a purpose for that product.
Like, there's no, you don't exist to just exist.
There is no, you don't grow and evolve unless there's a meaning in that growth.
Otherwise, there's no reason to do it.
So why would you?
Kind of the idea of like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it in the sense of, you
know, a tool or an idea.
This idea was later challenged by a man named John Paul Sotra who believed
it is our responsibility.
If streaming is your power, what are you without it?
I don't know.
I feel like I have,
not, I don't, like obviously I think I'm not somebody
that's like too involved in the idea of social media.
I think somebody that's like fully,
I mean this is just a side conversation.
I was actually talking to my friends about this
the other day.
I think Mr. Beast has basically just become a figure
rather than a person.
Like he is so involved in his job
and trying to just be the most successful YouTuber.
And it's not even just like with social media.
I think it happens a lot because it's like
you're perceived as like an idol rather than an individual.
So it like kind of personifies
in your personality more and more
than like, you know, you being obsessed
with being like a boss at a fucking factory job
or something, but like he's gotten so involved
in his work that he's no longer like an individual.
He is literally like, he's the idea
of growth with no meaning.
Like, obviously he has goals and stuff that he wants to achieve.
And like, so it's not no meaning at all,
but it's like, what's the end goal?
A trillion subs for what?
So you could just say, I've won the game.
Ha-ha.
And then be done.
Like, there's a lot to be rich as fuck.
He is rich as fuck.
You know what I mean?
He's achieved everything any YouTuber could achieve.
To die satisfied.
I mean, that's the goal everybody has is to die is to die happy with their life
You know you want to you want to be on your deathbed like you know, I've done everything I wanted to do
I have no other you know, I've no regret not no regrets, but no
There's nothing I would change
Ponsibility to create our own essence that we decide our path in life
this concept removes the obstacle in front of human freedom and
and with this way of thinking, there is no necessity for the existence of God.
But how does this theory have any relation to the kid's film, Surf's Up?
An overarching subject in the film is how Cody needs to establish
Is it going to be that Cody's essence is to not be a surfer
and his individual baked-in purpose is opposite of what his individual personality aspires to be?
Cody wants to be something that the universe wants him to not be
and the idea of the movie is that he is defying his essence to become his own person.
A sort of career for himself, whether it be surfing or sorting fish, he must choose a path in life.
And throughout this film, Cody is trying to find his purpose as he goes,
living by the idea that existence does precede essence. Despite this, Cody's mother and brother
find his... Oh wait, I've been saying that backwards!
Existence precedes essence, or is the essence precedes existence?
I think I've been saying that backwards.
Yeah, I've been saying that backwards.
Way of thinking there is no necessity for the existence of God, whether it be trying
to find.
Despite this, Cody's mother and brother find his desire for going away strange and
unusual, that he is trying to escape reality as if there is a way of life he should
adhere to.
A way of life his mother and brother expect him to live, a much more essentialist view
on life.
Yet, Cody doesn't believe in this practice.
He wants to do what makes him happy, and his family's lack of acceptance leaves him
with a knowing feeling of concern for whether or not he is doing the right thing.
All he wants is to be recognized and supported.
Cody just wants to be Cody, and he wishes people would just let him be himself.
Like, hey, Cody's just a bum. Cody's this. Cody's that. Cody's this. Cody's me, bro. Let me be...
I mean, that's the most famous quote from the movie.
Me. When is that gonna start?
In order to be acknowledged by...
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Others, Cody believes that winning the Big Z Memorial surfer will make people finally take his path in life seriously, but...
But that doesn't matter what other people take, it doesn't matter if people take you seriously or not.
Is that what he learns in the movie? I don't remember how it ends.
It doesn't matter if people perceive him as a surfer, if he perceives himself as a surfer and he wants to be a surfer, then you're a fucking surfer, man.
That's that's the the life and the you know the vibe that you want to live
John Paul Sotra would consider his decision to be living in bad. Sotra. I thought a sardar bad faith is
Hey, Dave the three Imo it relates to existence preceeds essence because he thinks he is predetermined
He's predetermined destiny to win as a surfer when in reality he learns through the movie that he's a surfer because he
Surfs not because he wins and therefore it creates his essence rather than pre-packaged destiny with winning valid
He doesn't need to win to prove he's a surfer. He's just a surfer because he serves. Damn, you know, he's spent in facts.
The psychological phenomenon where people act inauthentically by yielding to the external pressures of society by adopting false values and rejecting their innate freedom as humans.
The freedom and ability we are given to make choices for ourselves.
In this case, Cody wants to win, but realistically, he wants to feel the freedom and happiness surfing brings him.
brings him. Cody mentions that he's never won anything in his life, and he wants to feel like a winner.
Although winning is like a pre-baked essence though, no? Am I using the term essence wrong?
winning is a natural biological thing that is is in you you want to win every human wants to win
because you want to be better it's just your baked in need to compete right you always want to win
you want to be better it's not even an ego thing in Cody's sense I think it is an ego thing
because he's like oh I've never won anything but I'm saying like you're naturally
driven to win to be better than people in the same sex as you to be more appealing
reproductively like baking it down to the most basic needs like you want to win because it
It makes you a better partner.
It makes you a more appealing individual to procreate.
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We're on some play-to-level shit.
I think it's play-to-level.
Brother's playing fucking, there's playing Rando.
It's clear that he wants acceptance.
Through the dialogue and body language shown when Mikey first arrives, it makes it obvious
that Cody wants to impress his mother by showing how truly dedicated to his passion he really
is.
But winning also does cause acceptance because people accept those that are successful.
Success is deemed as a good quality and something that makes you likeable.
Being a bomb is not.
Like many things is a societal construct that is considered good that winning is the right thing to do rather than simply enjoying
And it's also like here's the weird thing
People also fuck with I mean now we're just boiling down to like human personalities
If you're if you're a winning try hard
You know you fucking get up at 4 a.m. Every day and you succeed and you're wealthy people like I guess look up to
But also might be like, oh, you're too ingrained into the physical success aspect of life that you're not you.
But then if you're bummed and you want to be successful but you're failing, people frown upon that.
But people don't frown upon people that aren't successful but don't want to be successful.
Like a guy that wants to be homeless.
And he's just like a drifter.
Like some dude that he got a 1600 on the SAT
and he's just like,
I'm gonna kind of just go live in the woods.
I'd be like, good on you, man.
Like, but if he was like, I'm living in the woods
because I lost nine different jobs,
people would be like, ooh, ooh, you know?
Like it's like how people perceive it.
Same action, different background.
Winning is the right thing to do
rather than simply enjoying the experience our hobby brings us.
Winning is without a doubt a confidence boost, only because society has deemed losing bad.
Even though Cody states he does truly want to feel like a winner just this once, it's
fair to assume he was heavily motivated by external factors.
Cody is living in bad faith.
He is trying to live up to the expectations of others when really, he should live to
his own truth, whatever that may be.
faith being a denial of freedom closely relates to the abundance of freedom individuals truly
have.
John Paul Satra would even go as far as saying that humans are condemned to be free, as if
it's a curse as well as a blessing.
As humans, we do not create ourselves, yet here we are.
And I do not mean any of this to evoke an existential crisis upon anyone, but we never
ask to be brought into this world.
Nonetheless, we have the ability to make choices for ourselves, and because of that,
Every situation we face is a result of our free will, therefore we can't blame any fortune
or misfortune in our life to be the cause of external forces.
But Elder Kamu has said, the literal meaning of life-
I don't know if I agree with that.
I think we're kind of presumptively assuming, or presuming, that you are free will.
Like we need to for the sake of this video, but like, we're kind of assuming that you,
that all the things that happen to you in your life are the result of your own choices.
Which is not necessarily true.
Ask to be brought into this world.
Nonetheless, we have the ability to make choices for ourselves and because of that,
every situation we face is a result of our free will.
Therefore we can't blame any fortune or misfortune in our life to be the cause
of external forces.
Yeah, I think it's like the idea of like, oh, if you get in a car crash and it's somebody else's fault, it's still your fault you were in the car crash because you decided to get in a car that day and fucking drive.
You know, so it always boils down to you got in this mess because of a choice that you made.
But you didn't choose to be alive, so every choice following is not your own, no?
Like if you didn't choose to be here and you didn't choose a large portion of the decisions you made prior to your consciousness,
which is where you're like fucking four years old, you know, I'm saying like real consciousness, like you're able to communicate some way, remember things, you know, kind of have an understanding of time.
Once that sparks, you've already had things out of your control that are now sparking you on a down path of lack of control.
Elber Kamu has said,
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
I just want to make it clear that I, in no way,
want to push these philosophical ideas on anyone.
I'm just using these men and their ideologies for the sake of the video.
Now let's get back to Surf's Up.
There is without a doubt a lack of guidance in Cody's life.
This could be due to him losing his father at a young age
or his mother's absence of interest in his passion.
An authoritative figure was something that Cody never had.
He does whatever he wants because no one tells him no.
This overwhelming amount of freedom essentially leaves Cody the choice to do quite literally anything.
He has such an alarming amount of power of what goes on in his life, and he is only 17 years old.
In no way am I saying a teenager cannot make a rational decision for themselves.
However, the pressure that comes along with making these life-altering choices can be devastating.
How can you know at such a young age whether you are making the right decision or not?
Cody is-
I think that's one of the hardest parts about being in that age range, you know, like being 17 to 20,
literally deciding the path that you want to take for the rest of your life, because there's only so far you can go before you could step backwards.
Like when you're younger, you kind of have a million paths and you can take one and then run back and just take another, right?
But once you get like 17, 18, 19, 20, you're kind of at that age range in those like four years where it's like, all right,
What do you want to do for till you die?
And it's like you're not hard stuck in one, but you kind of have to soft lock a decision, you know, you need a soft lock.
I want to go in the sciences, you know, and you could fucking pivot a little bit.
And some people do pivot hard and they go from the science to the arts here.
They go the arts to the fucking, you know, construction or some shit.
Like people change their lives a lot.
But it's like you only have so many choices in that sense where you kind of get stuck like
You can't be like and there's people that go to college in their 30s, you know
And they start paving a new path, which is fine, but it's like it's still not the ideal, you know
Like I'll say that I don't it's not bad
I think it's great that people go to college in their 30s and 40s
They want to get a degree and advance their career and change their life for the better
but it's like if you were able to go back in time you would have done this when you were fucking 18 and
and, you know, started on this path earlier because then you'd be further into the career
that you're trying to enter now when you're old enough to have fucking, you know, grandkids.
Like, carrying this burden of believing that there is a right decision to make when he just
wants to be himself.
All this tension and anxiety coming from a societal construct that there is in fact
a proper choice to make.
How can humanity have so many questions about the world yet believe that we also have
the answers?
In a sense that people believe or promote that there is this right way of living.
Along with creating an enormous amount of stress for individuals, it also leaves people
feeling lost or even bad about not being certain of what they want to do.
Cody's family is constantly vilified.
You're thinking of the traditional view of essence before existence which is what
Play-Doh thought.
Existentialism is the opposite, okay.
Saying that existence comes first, you come to the world with no predetermined
destiny or purpose.
Yeah, see, I was getting so confused because he was bringing up Play-Doh and I was
like…
I didn't say that because I googled it in the beginning.
No, I agree with the idea of existentialism
that you exist prior to having a purpose.
I don't think there is a baked in purpose in your life
outside of literally just experiencing.
Like, and even then, you're only able to experience
because you exist first.
Jean Paul Sartier, I don't know how to say his name.
Said it best, man is nothing else,
but that which he makes of himself.
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And him because his views, I always constantly think back to, like,
my God, it's like small decisions just change your life rapidly.
And I hate thinking about that, like butterfly effect, just because it's like
you pave your own path.
Like I could quit social media today if I wanted to and move to fucking Anguilla.
I'm not going to do that, right?
But like, you could do the same thing.
You could pick up your shit, invest all of your money
into a fucking flight ticket to Greece, and move there.
You know, like, it's just like, you know, like, nothing
is stopping you, right?
It's illogical to make a lot of hardcore choices like that,
where you're like, well, I live in fucking Alabama
right now.
I'm just going to pack my shit and move to New York
City.
You know, like, people do that all the time.
but it is like generally like I don't know if that's a great decision
you know but physically speaking there is no purpose-based boundary
it's your own brain limiting you from doing something
it's different from theirs it's not surprising he works so
you're limited by resources in situation yeah you're limited by certain factors but even then
it's like there's certain things you're able to do that you just wouldn't because you're
telling yourself not to
hard to impress them because for so long they've been embarrassed of him
Although embarrassed may not be the right word, Cody does acknowledge that people are saying
negative things about him to his mother.
I don't understand why everybody has to be so judgmental. I understand my mom's judgmental.
I think it's because she cares partially.
Whilst he does recognize that her emotions come from a place of concern,
he also realizes that his differentiating views on life not only tarnish his reputation,
but also his mother's.
Cody may not care what others think of him,
but his mother most likely cares about how the community views their family.
Obviously, this puts a great weight on Cody's shoulders because he wants to do what's true
to him, but also what will make his family proud.
That abundance of freedom mentioned earlier is the very thing that he feels.
The paradox of choice can be extremely stressful, and it always comes down to that great deal
of freedom that we have.
In no way do I mean to say f-
Too many choices to make that there's no choice to be made.
Again, it's the same shit I was saying earlier where it's like, if you fucking had, you're
You're at a restaurant, and there's five options.
It's a hell of a lot easier to choose one than if you have 50.
Like, yeah, Netflix, you're just scrolling a show.
I mean, that's a much simpler way,
but it's the same thing with life.
It's like, you could literally, yes, you're limited by money.
But realistically, if you're broke as shit,
you live in fucking Idaho, and you
want to be a famous Italian painter,
or live in Italy and be a painter.
You might not be ethnically Italian.
You could do that, right?
Like, is it gonna be really fucking hard?
Yeah, but like, there's a path to be made
for any individual thing that you wanna do.
Whether or not you're going to achieve it is another story,
but it's like, you have effectively
an endless amount of choices.
Freedom is a bad thing, but I do believe.
And you're making that decision
when you're in your late teens, early 20s.
And the average person lives to 70.
It's like, oof.
The burden that falls upon many people
to do the so-called right thing can be.
Another concept by Albert Camus which describes how our search to find meaning is futile because
we live in a world that is shockingly devoid of it, this concept being absurdism.
This is the idea that existence in general is absurd.
An example of this theory is Sisyphus.
He is compelled to push a boulder up a hill just for it to roll down once it reaches
the top.
A task he must repeat for eternity.
Although the problem isn't whether the labor is futile or not, it's his awareness of the futility.
Essentially, being imprisoned to an assignment that, in the grand scheme of things, is worthless.
The most important aspect of absurdism is-
Yeah, but the raki- it's the recognition of that.
If you recognize that life is absurd and there is really no meaning why you're pushing
a rock up a fucking hill, then you're able to embrace it.
It's claimed that the world as a whole is absurd.
And something within all that absurdity is winning, more so humans' innate desire
to win.
Serves up contemplates is the value of victory and if it's truly as I mean I think about that a lot dude
I get really in like my bag sometimes not trying to be like fucking too cringy when I say that but like I
Mean we're all gonna be dead in fucking 80 years, you know hundred years, and it's like
God like what do I do like I enjoy what I do, but it's like what there?
I don't know what I could do to where like when I'm 75. I'm not like
like freaking out about dying, you know?
Or like not wanting to die.
I think what comforts me most is like,
well, I didn't exist for a fucking
at least 13 billion years prior to my life.
So it's like, okay, I'm gonna not exist
for an infinite amount of time after who gives a shit.
You know, it's like, I already didn't exist.
But it's like, I can say that,
but that doesn't make it feel better.
It's like your brain, you've evolved to a point
where you're able to consciously recognize that like the idea that we, you know, don't exist, live, die, and cease to exist forever is like, ah, fuck, that's shitty, but it's like, you could come to terms with it logically, but coming to terms with it emotionally is like a whole nother fucking story.
Magnificent.
The topic surfs up contemplation.
And that's just the same shit with just like life in general like why are we why do I have to fucking why do I have to pay my taxes and stand in line at the DMV it's like all pointless shit.
And I feel like not that I would love to experience it because I think we're at a time now where we have so many luxuries you know obviously I live in a first world country as well but like all humans used to be
Literally surviving in the wilderness in the woods with the animals, you know
Like we're in a fucking advanced society now where people come pick up your fucking trash and your shit gets flushed down a drain and fucking
Crushed up and then used to burn fuel and create energy
And it's like we live in such a complex world now comparatively and it's like I wonder if people were asking these questions
Prior to obviously the first people that were asking these types of things on record
were like more, you know, Greek philosophers around that like early, you know, almost AD era, but like BCE type shit.
But like prior to that level of society, were people questioning about that stuff?
I mean, religions existed, you know, religious beliefs existed prior to so somebody had to be questioning. Sorry, I'm yapping right now.
But somebody had to be questioning about like why they existed even when they did live in like a hunter-gatherer
Situation they were like nomadic and moved all around and they just kind of lived in you know fought tooth and nail for food and fucking
Survival until the day they died like they still had time to contemplate about their life like I
Don't know man
It didn't stick to the ceiling I thought it would stick to the ceiling sorry
Anyways, um, I don't know.
Life is so confusing.
I feel like I always fucking end.
I feel like I always end my apps with that.
Nothing makes sense, man.
Blitz is the value of victory, and if it's truly as significant as people make it seem.
Cody so desperately wants to find purpose through surfing, and he believes once he
wins, he will be fulfilled.
Unfortunately this belief that only if he beats his opponents will he be satisfied is a very toxic relationship to have with his
You only move the goalposts man. That's like one of the craziest things about life, too
You could have any goal you set your eyes on and your human nature will set another goal the second you fucking reach that one
You could be like my end life goal is to get a million dollars and move to fucking Greece the second you do it
You're gonna come up with some other shit. That's equally as absurd like it's an endless cycle of like
Fucking trying to just achieve the next big dopamine hit.
Zobby, with the endless amount of opponents he may face, he will constantly be seeking that euphoric feeling for the rest of his life.
Although Cody, like anyone else, is bound to lose someday.
Nurturing such an unhealthy tie to the sport he's chosen will without a doubt become more and more volatile as winning becomes less common.
In the film, characters are asked to define what a winner is.
Lonnie says a winner is the surfer having the most fun.
Mikey says winners are in it for the joy not the fame or money this scene conveys an important message because it tells the audience that
Winning does not necessarily make you a winner
They even go as far to say tank Evans nine times victor of the Big Z Memorial surf off is not a winner
Especially tank. He is definitely not a winner
It is an attitude not a state
Whereas Cody seems to completely miss the point of what it means to win
Feeling happiness is the goal not beating your enemies
The most notable character who has come to accept the truth that beating others is such
an incredibly insignificant part of surfing and life is Big Z himself.
Big Z was the best for so long and being champion was commonplace for him.
He became so focused on winning that once he lost it crushed him.
Not only was he not able to face his fans, but he wasn't able to face himself after
what happened.
Once he began to enjoy the experience rather than the victory, he seemed to be
at peace with himself.
When Cody, Lonnie and Z go surfing he says, this is what it's all about.
What could be better than this?
In this moment, Z wasn't winning anything or competing with others, he was just enjoying
his hobby.
He sees that the journey is more important than the destination.
The weight and anxiety of whether- Holy one piece.
...he would win is gone.
Big Z understands that winning is meaning- Yo, that's actually so real though.
Winning is just being happy, whatever makes you a happy individual.
Hmm, more so, he accepts that it's meaningless, therefore no longer allowing himself to be
confined by the stress it brought him.
As irrational as this may seem, imagine if Sisyphus felt pleasure in pushing the boulder
and getting it to the top of the hill was just something that came naturally.
Before he felt imprisoned to his task, but now the objective is less important than
the path he takes to get there.
What if winning doesn't make you happy?
Well, he's saying winning in the physical sense of like, winning a trophy or winning an event isn't what makes you happy.
Winning is being happy.
Whatever makes you happy is what winning is.
Although no one knows the true meaning of life, philosophers have contemplated it for hundreds of years,
whether you find meaning through atheism, nihilism, hedonism, etc.
There is no true answer.
However you go about finding purpose is subjective to oneself and there is no right or wrong way to do it as long as you are doing
What's true to you if you are not living in bad faith you are doing the right thing and do not live in bad faith
We must live authentically authenticity is a philosophical concept viewed differently by a variety of philosophers
The degree to which a person's actions are
are congruent with his or her values and desires despite external pressures to social conformity.
You differently by a variety of philosophers, some being Martin Heide.
Being uniquely you, not trying to be unique. It's like faking, dude, people are so good,
you gotta realize too, people are so good at spotting fakeness, just subconsciously.
Like when you see people that put on a persona that they don't actually hold,
like you're able to just kind of know bigger Frederick Nietzsche's and John
Paul Sotra I will tone of language no not necessarily perform I mean like you
could say performative sure but like somebody that's just trying to fit a
specific archetype that they aren't a part of like why are you acting that
way like if you remember the guy that used to like pretend to be like I
He ended up stopping doing that and started going down his whole path, which is like great for him
You know
But like if you remember there was a guy that would like copy certain influencers and it's like clearly this isn't
How you actually function as a person mainly be focusing on the ideas from Satra and Nietzsche's
Satra believed that authenticity meant embracing the reality of our freedom and living authentically was the fundamental meaning of life
He thought one must take full responsibility for their life choices and actions because our existence comes before our essence
It is our duty to grant our life purpose. We define our own nature
Nietzsche's whilst being similar to Satra does have small differences
He is well thought that people must embrace who they are instead of trying to become someone who they aren't
That this is the one true way to be fulfilled stating that no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself
meaning that the freedom we have has no price. There is nothing more important than being true to
ourselves, and no matter what the price is, it is worth it. Both these theories have one thing in
common, that embracing our freedom will bring us happiness. Even though life can be filled with
threat and despair, living authentically is the best course of action to find fulfillment.
Within Surf's Up, Big Z has achieved eudaimonia, meaning happiness in Greek.
Aristotle concluded that the ultimate goal in life was to be happy. Z exercised
virtue through the habits of the heart which help him do the right thing. Finding purpose
does not happen overnight, but Z found his. Even though Cody may find meaning in a different
way, Zika's trying to guide him in the right path and hope that he won't make the same
mistakes as him. However, sometimes in order to learn, we must make those same failures
we are being told to avoid. Cody does just that at the end of the film, in a different
circumstance but with a similar outcome. It's a beautiful adventure that shows the
the hardships of finding meaning in a world void of it that is so deeply regulated by societal
expectations and norms. With the multitude of similarities, I think this movie...
But there's certain things that like, I don't want to say contradict it, but it's like the
idea of like, okay, winning is whatever makes you happy, and there's a level of authenticity
about being yourself. But like, what if what makes you happy is social approval, and
Approval is only through being somebody that you're not
Then you're being authentically you even though you're being fake you're being
authentically fake because you your happiness is derived by
social exception and social exception is by being somebody that you're not
It very well be about existentialism. What do you think? Let me know in the comments down below
I would like to give credit to Crash Course's video on existentialism. Oh my god, I love Crash Course
Fuck man. Chick is also arguably a symbol for living an authentic life. He has no agenda, agenda
He simply is and does as he is. In the end he's the winner. Wow.
Well loved in Brazil because the dub went above and beyond to integrate Brazilian surfer slang so much of the bilingual finds this movie
So we need more funny and heartfelt in Portuguese
billion puns
So I was thinking for the five love the stream
Thank you for the subject and take it with the three to think about what's the difference between the snowball and the butterfly effects aren't they both
Aren't they both think that lead to something different happening?
No, because the butterfly effects
Snowballing is an action that causes other actions to build rapidly in succession.
Whereas the butterfly effect could just be like, hey, this decision could spark a slew of other avenues that your life might go down.
Versus snowballing.
Snowballing and butterfly effect are similar, but snowballing is like more of a straight line.
whereas a butterfly effect is like a web,
a web of random shit flying in random directions.
Snowballing's like you lost all of your money at the casino.
So now you're gonna snowball and go into debt.
And it's gonna snowball more
and you're gonna be homeless, right?
The butterfly effect would be like,
you lost all your money at the casino.
Now, you're probably gonna not have many friends anymore, something that's not like a direct
thing, but like indirect, maybe.
I don't know.
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Freedom stresses me out.
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Weird watch because I did a paper of fun on this.
Exact thing about Serfs Up relates to existentialism.
Each character represents a stage development existentialists.
Big Z is at the end point.
Cody sees Big Z as his mentor and adopts the same viewpoints signifying his final
character development.
Related to a philosopher in their viewpoint.
Vaude, thank you for the five story chapter four,
but our biggest butterfly effected my moving schools
for kindergarten, first grade, math friends
from past elementary school that were in the same grade
as my high school.
I would have stayed in my first elementary school.
My friends in my entire life
would have been completely different, 100%.
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for the sub, Patrick on the three.
Hello, Abby Haynes.
You wanted me to read that out loud.
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How are you saying don't read that out loud,
but can you say this?
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Little bit, 1983 found the brain made decision
whether or not to press right or left button
before the participant made a conscious decision.
More recent studies found unconscious choice
up the context before a conscious decision was made.
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for the three, Ashley for the three.
If he knew a certainty that nothing you did
would be remembered in 200 years,
would he live differently now?
I'm off for the sub.
It doesn't matter if you're remembered because your impact on the world still lasts regardless of whether the memory still exists.
You don't remember your great-great-great-great-grandparents yet you still are here.
Your actions still have an impact beyond your death regardless of whether or not you're remembered.
Like me doing this video, will minutely change your life, which will then change your kids' lives, which will then change your kids' kids' lives.
will remember me at the end of the day and neither will they remember you but
what you do in your life still affects the rest of human history at least make
it true for the sub I'm over the sub cam said you missed my bets I would say
this is probably a bad time to send bets right now because on philosophy
everybody spans bets camera I cannot see your buddies buddy tune in on it
say what's up I literally wanted to ask if you ever thought about hop it on
gear now I'm not taking steroids ever thank you for the question next video
sorry if that was rude I'm just kind of locked in on the philosophy and you're
asking me if I'm gonna start taking steroids birds it's like completely
unrelated as a little attitude that's my bad I feel like I'm locked in on like
deep shit and you're like hey you ever gonna take like Arnavar no birds do
Not singing caves my bad Cameron that was rude. I'm sorry
Birds do not sing in caves. I gotta pee god fucking damn it. I feel like I've peed fucking 15 times this stream. Oh
My god, what a great song
You ain't even passed?
Uh, yeah I did.
What do you think I'm fucking going out there and hitting a crack pipe?
Or, for the sub, birds do not sing in caves.
Downtown area.
Is that why-
Years ago, one winter, I was living on the south side of Chicago
and working in the city's downtown area. As I walked into the underground train station
one night, I saw a man sitting on the floor. He was homeless, a fact which is so tragically
unremarkable that I may not even need to mention it at all. In front of him, on the
ground, there was a long, round, dark object. It was all black, as black as the asphalt
above us.
Hovering over the man was another individual, dressed in a doctor's uniform, carrying
a bag.
My best guess was that he was on the way home from his job at some medical facility.
The doctor was imploring the man on the ground, who was unresponsive to go to the
emergency room.
That if he didn't get to the hospital he would die.
This elicited no verbal response from the man on the ground, in fact he didn't
even move.
The doctor gave up pretty quickly, he had a train to catch.
As I got closer it became more clear what the object on the ground was, or rather that
it was not an object at all.
Was it his blood?
It was the man's bare leg, rotting in matte black from his ankle to his knee.
Wow.
The leg was so swollen, so ballooned that it lacked the contours human anatomy should
have given it.
It looked dry and brittle.
I couldn't help but imagine pushing my finger through his limb and feeling it crumble.
If I did this, I further imagined I would find some purple-gray liquid that was not
at all what a human leg should contain.
Of course I didn't do this.
I walked by the man hypnotized by this rotten limb, not understanding how something
so dead could be attached to a living person.
The city of Chicago and all of its intelligence had deemed this issue to be undeserving of
attention.
Dozens of passersby just passed him by.
I did the same.
American humanity had assembled all of its mental, spiritual, and economic power to create
the shining city of Chicago.
The city was a metropolis, a beacon of human technological achievement, progress crystallized
by concrete and rebar.
And yet it all seemed to add up to this, a human rotting on the ground, passed by because
we all just had trains to catch.
God, it's not just, like, I've always thought about that, like, the most recent time that
I was seeing, you know, troves of homeless people was when I was in San Francisco.
There's a lot of homeless people in San Francisco.
There's a lot of homeless people in California.
It's warmer.
There's also a, you know, a large drug problem, a high cost of living, a lot of people get
homeless, get addicted to, you know, whatever, drug fentanyl, heroin, whatever it is.
I see them on the side of the road.
And I mean, I don't know if it's a social boundary, but it's more so like, what are
you going to do?
You know, not that they're unsavable because that's like horrible to say, but it's
Like if I walk up to an attic on the ground
and I say they're not high at that moment
I'm able to actually like coherently speak to them.
And I go, like you need to get help.
You can tell me to go fuck myself, you know?
I give them money.
How do I know they're not gonna, you know,
spend it on drugs?
Like I've given homeless people money multiple times.
I've given homeless people food more, right?
Because that's what I think is better
because it's like, hey, I'm going to help you out in this way
because I'm assuring myself that this is good for you,
but it's also not going to potentially put you
in a bad situation, or you give them food,
a little bit of money, instead of like,
hey, here's fucking $500, go wild with it.
Because the odds are they're not going to just use that
for just getting out of the situation they're in.
There are some people that are just homeless
and not drug addicts.
I'm more so saying, it's case-to-case person,
but it's like, yeah, there's so many instances
you've probably been in a position in your life that like you could try and help somebody but didn't
and it is fucked up but it's like what would you do didn't understand what would you do what would
I do I'm not going to invite them into my you know abode I'm not going to be like hey you could
crash with me for a month I don't know you you know you might kill me in my fucking sleep
for all I know it's like they're so lit it's not that they're so little you
could do it's more it's like holy fuck we as a system could help this person
right but we don't and it's like other countries do it much better than the
United States does and much countries do so many countries do it much worse but
it's like it's I think it's less on the individual and more on the society
it's like we've put this person in a situation where they're actually just
not getting help in this instance for their rotting fucking leg
because they feel like they can't, you know,
do anything about it.
And how this could be.
I know that this incident in itself-
Why are serial killers an American thing?
Serial killers aren't just an American thing.
They're serial killers in other countries.
They, and there's less serial killers today
than there were.
There's a lot of mass shootings in the U.S. now,
but that's a whole other topic.
is just that, an incident. A specific problem with its own mechanical solutions. But it's
a million things. It's gun issues, it's people constantly bullying those that end up becoming
mass shooters, those people feeling alone like they can't get help and they want to
have revenge rather than actually seek help or, you know, feel sad. It's like they're
getting back at society. So many things. So many things.
I am just not a mechanical person, so it began within me a long slow disillusionment with
metropolitan life and by association even with the modern notion of progress.
I'd like to talk about that now.
I also gotta say, I know only three minutes into this video, I am loving this right
now.
The way this guy's speaking, the visuals he's using, I can tell he's building a masterpiece for me to witness right here.
Henry David the Royal was a 19th century writer and leader of the transcendentalist-
Holy neck beard!
...of David the Royal was a 19th century writer and leader of the transcendentalist movement.
Aside from its being as a religious movement, the School of Thought believed in the inherent goodness of nature and humanity.
Transcendentalists, though, noted that modern systems and technologies had spoiled this goodness.
To be more immediate, Thoreau is famous for his work, Walden. 1845, Thoreau moved to a small
isolated cabin in the forest around Walden Pond, Massachusetts. Thoreau lived there for two years,
eventually producing the book Walden based on his experiences. For the author, this was an
experiment in simple living. He observed that rather than deliberate living, most people
simply accepted that life was a series of waking up, working, going to bed, and repeating.
He noted that this was not really by any fault of the individual. Thoreau writes, when we
consider what are the true necessities and means of life in a peer-
Yeah, it's almost like society has given some sort of lack of freedom to people. Like
Before obviously technology and all these things that we've been able to create with technological
advancements through societal, you know, communal work, we've been able to access more info than we
ever have ever had prior. But like when, you know, if you were a person 20,000 years ago,
you could do whatever the fuck you wanted to do in a given day. Obviously, you needed to
fill the things that kept you alive. But you're a much more free individual
then in the confinements of, I guess, the social, like, city life of having to wake up,
go to work at nine, get off at five, go do your groceries, pay your bills, pay your taxes,
do all this other shit. It's like, there's, there's a lot, it feels at times for people,
I assume. I mean, like, I can't obviously speak for every individual person, but
that there's more give than take in terms of what you're giving up freedom-wise and what
you're receiving. Here's as if men had deliberately chosen the common mode of living because they...
It's safety is really what it boils down to. You give your freedom to then take some smaller,
you know, 20% freedom in response with more capabilities like high-tech living and fucking
vacationing and air conditioning and all this. And then safety, you know, not having to live
in the cave and be worried that you're gonna get eaten alive or if you get sick or you're
you're just gonna fucking die.
It's kind of like just an advancement as a species
to ensure our survival and longevity
is really what it boils down to.
It's like obviously we're a curious animal
or curious species and we want to advance
so we can obviously just understand
more of the world around us.
But it's also like this weird,
almost natural evolution socially
where we're kind of giving up like the natural life
but naturally going towards a means of actually ensuring longer survival and more boring lives,
but safer lives. To a degree.
Preferred it to any.
Safety is destroying us every time. Yeah.
The other.
Yet.
You could argue that with like, like the society we're in is now creating
school shootings and like other, I guess, terroristic acts that are killing people.
But it's like then the counterpoint to that was was if there no it wasn't a society
We would still just be killing each other with fucking sticks and stems
You know you'd be murdering somebody in the fucking woods rather than somebody you know killing somebody on the front lines in a war
Like there's counterpoints to each side. I honestly think there is no choice left
People's values were chosen from by the culture into which they were born
The modern world did not offer sufficient time or space for an individual to arrive at their
own conclusions about life.
It was financially and carrierly impossible to engage in this self-examination.
A person was just too busy.
So instead the world forced judgments onto a person.
It told each individual what was important.
And the person, more often than not, accepted those judgments, whether or not they felt
any innate attraction to them.
The result of this passive value acceptance had been, through out noted, a culture of rampant
but somehow passive material.
You're a nerd dude, yeah and your username's fish sticks and you don't know how to fucking
spell.
Well, indeed today we seek happiness in riches because the world has told us that is where
happiness is to be found.
In reality-
People that don't even exist anymore telling you that this is how the way this is the way that you should live
Oh, they we will now and we've kind of just passed that down through generations ever find happiness in these things
They are the strength. I think the other thing. I mean he had a video b-roll of church and I did pause
I don't know if he was mentioning religion as well, but I feel like religion does that as well
Like the way that people live their lives is largely influenced by the first
church leads that existed in the religion that you currently believe, you know.
Obviously you can say it roots back to Jesus, but like all of that shit really
roots back to the church, like more like in what they teach you, right? And that's
why there's a million denominations and you go to a different church where you
have a different pastor or preacher, priests telling you different things. It's
like depending on any religion that's really what it kind of comes down to,
especially in the United States." Actions from discovering true internal fulfillment.
Thoreau points to a farmer who has inherited a barn, cattle, and farm tools. This circumstance
could be celebrated. The farmer now had a means to make a living. But in reality these things were
not gifts to the farmer. They were burdens and they were obligations thrust onto him by powers
far outside of his own.
Thoreau suggests that if the farmer had been born into the wild, suckled by a wolf, he
may have been better off.
He may have been free to find his own pasture, his own colonies.
You see, upkeeping the farm does not just cost the farmer money, it costs toil, and
trouble, it costs time.
Time that can be used to explore what the farmer himself actually wanted and valued.
The farm costs life, and so the farmer from birth is born to dig his crops and also his
grave, but to abandon these inheritances is equally treacherous.
How then would he make a living?
As far as I can tell, such is our modern version of humanity.
We have all inherited this farm of technology, the crops of our systems, the implements
of trade, banking, and commerce.
In one breath, we thank the skies for such a prosperous world.
Well-
Yeah, I'm sorry I just timed out that chatter.
I didn't see your message, but I- it's just been- we've been having to implement a rule
now that paragraphs equal timeout because the amount of people in my chat that spam paragraphs
is unreal.
So it's kind of just like, if you spam a paragraph, that's filling the entire chat
box you're getting timed out.
Of humanity.
We have all inherited this far-
I don't know what your message was.
Technology, the crops of our systems, the implements of...
I gotta lock that can.
How then would he make a living?
As far as I can tell, such is our modern version of humanity.
We have all inherited this form of technology, the crops of our systems, the implements of trade, banking and commerce.
In one breath we thank the skies for such a prosperous world while not recognizing that this so...
Oh Jesus, we're going back in sub-only. I know chat was dead in sub-only. I just don't care dude
Like I'm trying to lock in and I look over and it's like hi bofa to wozzy Jesus Christ, dude
It's just fucking toddlers in chat in one breath
We thank the skies for such a prosperous world while not recognizing that this so-called prosperity is also a vampire
It truly drains our lives. It forces our hand forces us to exist within its never-ending loop
and just like the farmer to abandon these things would destroy our civilization.
Throne notes that most men, even in this comparatively free country, through mere
ignorance and mistake are so occupied with the fictitious cares and superfluously
coarse labors of life that its finer fruits cannot be plucked by them. Their
fingers from excessive toil are too clumsy and tremble too much for that.
All of our knowledge and efforts must be thrust into the market, into the modern system of
living so that we simply cannot use any to explore our innermost cells.
Even as I type this, the idea of exploring what it means to be alive comes to me as
so bizarrely abstract.
It is like a distant shout from the outside, barely discernible.
But I think that's what like society has built this idea that like to be able to
Experience what you want to in life. You just need money. So everybody's goal
Is in some way rooted towards money. Oh, I want to do I know I want to have freedom and do this
Okay, well to do that you need money. So you got to fucking do something that you aren't free to do
To obtain that so you can be free
But like what would be a societal solution like there? I don't I don't see a world where like everybody could just do what they want to do
without
In a society like you would need chaos like a sense of anarchy to achieve this and then there's other
You know problems that would ensue otherwise because it's like if everybody did what they wanted to do
You wouldn't have
most of the conveniences in today's society.
Like, you would have to completely dismantle
and re-write what it's like to be in a fuckin' civilization
to even be able to do this.
Because, like, you can't just go,
alright, everybody do what they want to do.
It's just not...
Karl Marx is an answer?
What? Like, the root of socialism?
Like, I mean, Karl Marx wrote a lot of critiques on capitalism,
and I've read Karl Marx before, but, like,
what is his solution to that?
Socialism doesn't solve that.
I'm not saying Socialism in general is the only thing that he wrote about, but I'm saying how would you, what is his solution to that?
I actually don't know.
We attributed to the woes of some events on the street and far easier to simply ignore than examine.
In this way, we are pushed to not only ignorance of our existence, but to the ignorance of this ignorance.
ignorance. We just don't know any better. In battle against all of this, Thoreau stripped
life back to its most bare essentials. At Walden Pond, he sought to live deliberately. This
was to lead life with intention to arrive at conclusions and judgments independently and
to do things on purpose by your own choosing. Thoreau spent his time at Walden largely
in solitude. This word should not be taken to mean just being alone, it is rather to be
with. It is a very active engagement with the world around oneself. Thoreau noted that
he in fact at Walden quote had a great deal of company in his house. He said that on his
land he had the company of an old settler, of the man who had first dug his home at
Walden Pond. He had the company too of an invisible old woman who he described as owning a wondrously
fragrant herb garden. This woman, Thoreau said, told, quote, the original of every fable and
that on which everyone is founded. So Thoreau in his solitude is very much not alone.
The past, the present, and the future were all in society at Walden, pouring out in the
natural world around him. The rose solitude was not indicated by miles of space, but rather
a nearness. A nearness to himself and to the very fibers of the world. An appreciation for
those things which formed and existed infinitely in nature.
Like I would love to experience this in a sort of retreat of sorts, but I don't think
I would ever want to pick up and move and like live in the wilderness alone forever, you know, I mean like I would love to be able to do that for like a month
experience life
With nature, you know alone
Maybe without somebody else whatever and just like actually feel
Not what it's like to like hunt and gather and put myself in some fucking high stakes like
Naked in a frayed show where I'm like, you know, I fucking ran out of food and winter's coming
Like no, I'd give myself still the luxury of like what society has to offer, which is what we get back to here
Nature's great. Yes, but it's like we've built this because at the end of the day the upsides only exist
Because of the downsides of society like you go into this retreat and him living there
Like Thoreau probably still had some sort of luxuries that society provided that enabled him to experience that to its fullest
Like if you were actually still in a very animalistic way of living you'd be like oh wow
This is awesome, and then you'd fucking die of like dysentery
Then you would get a fucking back you get E. Coli in your water, and you would die
You know like
Society is advanced be so science advances human life and
You know safety, but science is only capable through society
It's like there's going to be a trade-off, it's like life is full of balances in that sense.
Solitude can help us break free from unintentional living.
When removed from society, a person is too removed from the distractions it presents,
while social dynamics are important.
How I wish I could have God with me lay down on the grass field and look up the stars and just wonder.
100%.
Equally, I would love to lay on the ground in the middle of the night,
You know look at the stars have aliens abduct me
They're friendly aliens and they explore the fucking universe with me
You know give me some fucking insight tell me the same shit. I mean in the same sense
It's like not a god, but it's like more of like a higher being that's like, you know
Hey, this is what life is and then just fucking put me down and then I will have rest of my life with a smile on my face
Cuz I get it or reverse really grim
dark meaning it's bad and then it's like you know after life you're actually
gonna be turned into a gummy bear that's eaten by Skippy 62 able in a YouTube
video just to be vomited into a toilet I'd be like whoa that's the meaning of
life that's pretty fucking shitty odds are that's not the meaning of life but
like that very specific I'm high that's why I came up with that brain's kind
of just firing right now chat the neurons are cooking I'm just saying
Exactly what's immediately entering my brain. Anyways. Anyways, I would love for yeah
Like them to just bestow any info on me of like oh here's the answers, but it's just not that
Important for social life. They often override things which otherwise would allow us to flourish. In the developed world
We are ostracized, misunderstood or admonished for not embracing societal norms
And so society at large encourages and even requires oppressive conformity.
Solitude frees us from these norms and values which we have passively accepted.
It removes the barriers which prohibit us from truly knowing ourselves.
When we are not bound by these constructs, we can better find what we individually, authentically, and truly believe to be important.
I believe I agree with this you solitude blocks out all other I mean it's like kind of like just long-term
Meditation in the sense of solitude. It's like not that you're meditating while you're in solitude
But it's like you're you're blocking every other external stimuli
That would sway you in a different direction from your truest deepest like you
Of course Thoreau's writing is not so simple and its context also deserves attention
Thoreau does not declare that all of humankind should return to some primitive, pre-industrial
society.
Indeed, while at Walden, Thoreau wasn't entirely cut off from the world.
He recounts dinners with friends, trips to town, and occasional meetings with townspeople.
Some people have said this invalidates all that he wrote.
I disagree.
Walden was not created as a man against nature tale.
In the book, which is basically a diary, Thoreau never proclaims himself as being entirely
self-sufficient or living off the land.
Instead it is the desire to simplify life that is the driving force behind Walden.
It is less of a physical self-reliance that Walden espouses, but instead a spiritual self-reliance.
is not an outright rejection of modern society, but a quest to better know oneself so that
we can discover which parts of society we are suited to.
After all, Thoreau himself went quite happily and even ambitiously back to the civilized
world after leaving Walden Pond.
Thoreau's idea was not that everyone should follow his lead, Walden was not a guidebook
for living or a copyable roadmap for happiness as much as it pains me to admit.
Instead, it was an exaltation to find your own Walden Pond.
In the book, Thoreau writes, I would not have anyone adopt my mode of living on any account.
I desire that there may be as many different persons in the world as possible, but I would
have each one be very careful to find out or pursue his own way, not his father's
or his mothers or his neighbors instead.
There's a school of thought today that happiness is not a cabin in the forest that to propose
this concept or anything near it is a suggestion of cowardice that retreat to nature represents
some misguided version of running from your problems.
Thoreau did not run from his problems and neither should we.
I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say- oh shit, did I just fucking-
His rather forced, is not an outright rejecting Walden for happiness.
Anyone in the way. Guided version of running from your problems.
I don't think it's running from your problems. I think it's confronting them
in a more intricate way, right? Like actually being able to step away and only think about
that without being misguided elsewhere. Yeah, solitude is like the best way to figure out your problems.
The road did not run from it. Once you've figured out your problems, the best way to solve them may
be with other people, but figuring out problems is generally through solitude.
It's problems and either should we quite the opposite. Yeah, the self-analysis first
solitude, solution potentially with people because at the end of the day we are social creatures.
We should follow his example and run to our problems.
In solitude we are closest to ourselves and we can confront all that we know, we can sort
the important from the unimportant, we can understand the world around us in ways completely
impossible within the confines of systems and social dynamics.
and solitude, all we have is our problems.
Certainly this worked pretty well for Henry David Thoreau.
As he was dying at just 44 years old, Thoreau said,
I suppose that I have not many months to live, but of course, I know nothing about it.
I may add that I am enjoying existence as much as ever, and regret nothing.
bro see like I don't want to die 44 but like that's the type of I we were just
talking to the other video of like I would love to be able to be on my deathbed
satisfied with my life and and die peacefully you know not in like fear
struggle regret depression you know like or anxiety like this is oh oh
Oh my god, like that's literally the goal.
That is the goal in life.
To be like on your deathbed, just be like, yeah, you know, I've done everything I want
to do.
I'm fine.
In the private sense, I think Thoreau's insights are invaluable.
Taking individual action can radically transform one's life.
Trains?
Trains is about this?
Is that a movie?
But Thoreau's meditations represent a conflict.
a conflict of humanity versus itself.
Martin Heidegger was a German philosopher who has emerged as a rightfully divisive figure.
We can discuss that momentarily.
For now we will focus on an essay he wrote called The Question Concerning Technology.
Here we must first define technology.
Heidegger does not say technology to mean just electrics, computers, or circuitry, but
instead it is any object or system which forces the manipulation of the natural world.
A factory is technology, a road is technology, a business is itself technology.
In his essay, Heidegger investigates what he calls almost anything that's human made
is technology.
The Essence of Technology
The essence of technology is that which it truly is.
A tree can have green leaves and brown bark, but that doesn't make it a tree.
Plenty of trees do not have these things.
So what makes a tree a tree?
Likewise Heidegger says we must find what technology truly is, aside from its various
configurations and incarnations.
Heidegger argues that in this conversation humans have a fundamental misunderstanding.
I can't get past that fucking tree analogy. I feel like I did not like that. He's like, well, what makes a tree a tree?
There's like there is a categorization of what makes a tree a tree like there is an answer to that
It's not like oh there has to be like deep analysis like that. That's a real feeling there's science that shows that like
Plenty of trees do not agree. That's technology is that that doesn't make it a tree plenty of trees do not have these things
things. So now, if a national missile is standing, people generally believe that technology is
two things, an instrument of human activity and a means to an end. But neither of these
have proven to be true in practice. Technology is not an instrument, it is not a tool that
humanity wields. If all technology fails tomorrow, humanity would very likely collapse.
This is just not how a tool works.
Humanity or society?
Like humans would still exist.
Many people would die, but like society is what would collapse.
Rather, technology is a condition, an event in which humanity exists.
And because of this event, we have rearranged our entire world.
is a condition, an event in which humanity exists. And because of this event, we have
rearranged our entire world. A tree is no longer a tree, but a resource. It is a thing we can
use to fuel technology to create books and newspapers and-
Yeah, it's like an age we live in. We're in the age of technology, because you don't
view- Wow, you really don't view a tree just as a plant. It's like the tree itself
is a means to an end. Wouldn't the tree itself, as a resource, be some form of technology?
Like everything in that sense would be technology.
Timber and houses. Metals found within the Earth are no-
It's like a way of thinking.
Longer metals, they are too. A resource.
The same can be said for any naturally occurring material on Earth.
Today, the question always seems to be-
Playing Minecraft on adventure mode is just experiencing.
Minecraft, in any other sense, is living in technology.
What is this used for?
There it is.
Or, not what is this?
So these natural things now exist, like Heidegger says, as part of a global supply closet.
This doesn't stop at plants or animals.
It extends to humans.
You yourself are a resource for technology.
The market does not see you as a human with thoughts or feelings or imagination or much
of anything besides the potential to fuel some other piece of technology.
Within the modern marketplace, your utility is to be some part of a supply chain, a resource
no different than trees or rare earth metals.
So like Thorell also suggested, technology pulls us farther and farther from reality.
We ourselves are distorted into resources surrounded by these other.
Yeah, surrounded by other things that are also considered resources themselves.
It's like we're kind of like hard locking humanity into this like endless cause and
effect that's like digging our hole deeper and deeper and snowballing us more into
this like technology society because everyone is seen as some sort of product or means to
another end technologically like even if you're a factory worker or the manager or the boss
or the CEO you're still serving the system resources is anyone not serving the system
in this way. Motherfuckers that live in the middle of nowhere alone, dead ass. Literally,
people that don't pay taxes in any way and are just a part of like existing. Technological
progress sentence like even billionaires are still serving the system. That's too ignorant.
They exist because society made them society created them, which is, you know, fractionally
affected by every human as a whole but it's like it's society that put these
people in these places.
Friends, aside from being fuel for some technology, people on the top are still a part of the system.
They're not, they're on the ladder, you know? They're on the ladder. Even if you're on the
top, you might own the ladder in a business sense. You're still on it.
Don't know what we really-
If you're on the ladder, you're fucking part of it.
We are. This is a whirlpool, a spiral that goes on and on.
when repeated across j-
They created the system, they didn't.
Because the peop- I mean, you can maybe say humans at the top,
but the people at the top today did not create the system that we're currently a part of.
They may have affected it, but the reason they're in that position is because people
before they even existed,
the system itself put them there.
Generations, we don't just not know what it means to be human,
but we entirely forget that there is even a concept of being human.
outside of existence as a resource. So again, we become ignorant of our own ignorance.
Technology is not really a means to an end either. It is not a wire that eventually turns on some
light bulb. No, it is a circuit, a closed loop. I have found this demonstrated explicitly in
the confines of the city. When the American city was constructed it was done so along a
rational quantifiable set of data. The city will provide an economic boom to the country,
perhaps even the world. In the city we will produce more money, more buildings, and more
people. The city is progress. But like Thoreau, progress towards nothing now. What are we
progressing towards? It's just endless growth. Maybe in the ends to just serve human desires
and their own freedoms, or just advancement as a species,
like fueling curiosity.
When Heidegger would have suggested
that progress is not free.
Progressing towards the utopia.
We are not progressing towards the utopia.
We are not progressing towards the utopia.
Is that like the ideal?
Yeah, if you're watching,
if you're reading fucking Plato's Republic,
but like that's not what's happening.
The city demands things of its residents.
Pressing towards the utopia.
You could maybe think that if you're like alive in like the 70s or something.
But like today it's like we're regressing even further back.
I mean, dude, like the gap in wealth and capacity, freedom that people have
is more on a social setting, but less in a fiscal setting.
Like people are broke, man, comparable to the people at the top, like more than ever.
The city needs people to work and create its material and its economic output.
So it's like socially maybe I guess you could say that we've had progress
Yes, because like, you know slavery doesn't exist anymore and there's rights for you know, LGBTQ people and
You know women are able to vote and you could say like in that sense like we've progressed but like
economically
The the dystopia is rising
Civilians in the US at least I'm not saying other countries other countries function as their own many societies are bossed around in
bullied throughout the metropolitan area, not necessarily by any individual, but instead
by the city itself.
The city demands, put aside what dreams or plans you have for your days.
The market needs you, progress needs you.
You must wake up at 7 a.m. because the train comes at 8 a.m. and you must be at the station
when the city says because the shop must open because people must buy things and pay
pay taxes and produce market prosperity for the city.
In a circular sort of conclusion, your reward for doing as the city dictates is continued
employment.
You must keep catching the 8am train.
On the other hand, there is the man dying in the subway with his rotting leg.
At some point in his past, he could not catch the 8am train and so the city has no reason
now to help him catch that 8am train.
Ultimately, for as much opportunity as Siby's promise, they are quite-
The system only serves you if you serve the system.
It's like being stuck in a cyclical loop.
We're in a system today, like as an example, where you can, as a rich person, evade taxes in a more efficient way than people below you.
So you're constantly able to do so and fuck people over at the bottom.
But if you don't do it you're an idiot because then you're not like you're you're you're shooting yourself in the foot, right?
Like this guy and just like a different setting. It's like you have to be a part of it
You have to serve it or it's a gain anything from it. You have to be a part of it
effective traps
Such as an I feel like I just said nothing nature of technological progress
We drill for oil to build more things, but now we have more things so we must drill for more oil
Well, the factory worker builds wrenches, right?
That's called something, like the inflation of goods,
like even if you're able to find any more,
like say we come up with a technology
that reduces the cost of something, right?
Instead of it just being cheaper and more accessible,
what we end up doing is just ramping up the goods
and the value of that item.
So you might make more factories to make more of them,
right, which reduces the cost.
But when you reduce the cost, now you need more coal.
So you're going to constantly start mining more coal to fuel the more factories you have.
So the price is always going to stay high because if you're able to lower it, you just expand.
You grow more, you expand, you grow more, you find a solution, you expand.
It's just a constant loop of like, oh, wait, I found a fucking cheaper energy source.
Instead of like energy just being cheaper, we're going to create more things that need energy.
So energy is now still the same price that it always was.
That is going to be, that's just humanity.
Like society does that.
If you go, oh, we can actually save money doing this.
We go, oh, let's fucking open another one.
Let's start, oh, now we have more money to fucking do it.
And then it stays the same price.
Which is, which are used to maintain the-
So scanning, it's not scanning.
It's like high scale inflation industrialization.
Yes, AJ.
That same.
But it's not just industrialization.
Like that's just an error of growth itself.
But now we're stuck in like this industrial age.
The robot builds robots.
Neato!
Where'd it go?
Progress produces itself,
itself, but then requires itself, and so it must consume itself again and again.
Today we are so dependent on technology that we cannot really let this loop stop.
So we dedicate ourselves as resources.
Real quick, I need a word of food.
I am so hungry.
And then we'll finish this.
Chad, I'm telling you I'm gonna lock in.
My tummy's just grumbling.
What are you gonna order? I don't know.
What should I order?
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that and a little bit of that? Yeah, that's good. Okay. Yeah, that's great. And yeah.
mm-hmm okay yep and mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm okay yep and I am locking in I'm walking in in 3, 2, I've locked
this is loop stop we are so dependent on technology that we cannot really let this loop stop so we
We dedicate our-
Would you get fatty?
I'm not telling you.
Ourselves as resources to keep it going.
But in do-
Chipotle.
Doing so, we have relinquished control of the circuit.
We cannot turn it on and off.
We are now just in the circuit.
I got an Arby's Neat Mountain to bribe, you got time and mouth?
Any conversation of Heidegger should and will include one thing.
In 1933 he joined the Nazi party.
And later he resigned and later called the decision to join the greatest stupidity of
his life.
Today discussions surrounding Heidegger often ignore his ideas and instead focus on this
decision and its implications on his work.
Comfort, I mean he could still make a valid point and be wrong and other things that he's done
It's like even even I mean it's smaller scale than being a fucking Nazi, but like
Fucking Aristotle is sexist as fuck his writing is so wrong when he talks about women and
Just like other like because he lived in a time where just women were looked down on greatly
So he'll say like there's imbalances in love between a man and his wife and the wife has to love the man more than the man loves
His wife. It's like that doesn't exist anymore, right? Obviously, that's not on the same level as being you know an anti-Semitic Nazi
but in the same sense it's like
His individual point could still be correct. You could agree with somebody that's
You could agree with somebody on a point that has that has idiot ass fucking takes and horrible drossies on the other sense
right? It's not even the argument of like, oh separate the art from the artist. It's like,
okay, this is just a valid point that you're making. The other shit is not in the same bubble.
To this topic, hundreds of times per year aimlessly and without any unique purpose or
conclusion. And so Heidegger's work has likewise been transmuted into a resource.
Not for grappling with technology or changing human direction, but instead a resource for
bloated industrialized ostensibly free-market academia.
And so we will not engage in that road.
We will just say that Heidegger's work must be approached with caution in two directions.
Caution that we consider it within its context, and caution that we do not ignore it because
of this context.
As the years go by and as progress continues, I tend to think his word has really become
it like it's valid to mention it but it's not like oh it's not even valid to speak about anymore
increasingly relevant there has been a rigor of scientific studies that show higher incidences of
mental anguish within metropolitan cities rather than more rural areas mental illnesses have
also risen alongside industrialized society and our collective obsession with technological
progress? Well, because I think there's certain aspects of big city living that separate you from
the natural world too much. Like, I think we are naturally civilized and society-based creatures
because that fuels our capability to reproduce, but we still can't detach ourselves from what
our bodies were effectively made for to, like, live in nature, you know, at the end of the day.
Like that actually changes people's mental health.
Like living in a fucking skyscraper city full of concrete and no trees
is inherently pretty fucking depressing.
Like it's not great.
These correlations are significant in a determining way I don't really know.
That is a conclusion to be reached by more qualified individuals.
I can only say that I have reached other conclusions.
Capitalism or whatever version of it we live under now pits the private economy against the public economy.
Your choices, food, shelter, clothing, hobbies are dictated by the needs of the market and your capability within it.
Collective action is important and public reform is most desirable,
But it would be a great tragedy to spend one's entire life working for a better world while one's own backyard remains a mess I
Think that a retreat partial or entire from I mean that just also boils down to a level of like you got to watch out for yourself
First and foremost
Metropolitan life like it's not selfish to care about yourself
You know, it's selfish to be a selfish person, but that's a different categorization.
Deplies our possibilities within the capitalist landscape.
This withdrawal allows us to become more free of the world's impositions and the market's desires.
In doing so, our eyes are open to new modalities of life, new forms of happiness,
which are not based on the arbitrary judgments or clumsy feelings of other people.
There's some great irony in all of this, which is not lost on me.
I sit here, writing this, perched on the glamorous, forward-most part of human technological achievement.
The Internet. The computer.
How can I reconcile this massive inconsistency?
My honest answer is that I don't really have an answer.
I don't know everything, and this is one of the many things that I do not know.
All that I can do, maybe all that I want to do it.
So I know I'm listening, I'm listening, chat, and I think you're spitting facts.
I think it's going back to what I'm saying where there's a trade-off.
You know, there still are good things that come out of society.
Do you not see a man with an afro and a long beard here?
Or am I fucking crazy?
This is his chin, this is his mouth, eyes, eyebrows, afro, boom, beard, poking out to the
chin.
I'm seeing this perfectly, Chad, I'm seeing this perfectly.
If you see, you see it.
This expressed myself.
Yeah, kind of looks like Bob Ross.
Tried to improve myself within the world as it exists and have some hope that I
will come out better for the effort.
If we feel hopeless, as I often do within this storm of modernity, we can again examine
a Therovian approach.
Hope is something that comes from within, and it can resist oppressive forces around
us.
If we are strong enough, it may also be something permanent.
Walden Therow wrote that,
We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake, not by mechanical aids, but by
an infinite expectation of the dawn which does not forsake us in our soundest sleep.
Modern life has lulled us into a sleep with its material demands, money, houses, cars,
power.
But we should keep hope, always have hope.
No matter how hard we lean on material pleasures, how deeply we sleep in this way, we should
always know that we can one day wake up that the dawn will be there waiting just for us
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well this was two years ago horses fucking subbed to them Jesus well this wasn't about birds
yeah the title had nothing to fucking do with the video birds do not sing in caves
What? This was not about birds nor caves. I don't think a bird or a cave was mentioned once in the entirety of that video
well
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Cuey and Keith for the sub SRPCC for the sub random for the threes out of the sub
I am a flow to am a big John the dude Asian for the sub asking for the four
People don't give up a society what they do truly wants because we value and hold on to things with no real value
Exiled Ponder and Sire for the sub, Timmy, El Prud and Daisy for the sub, Hoff for the sub.
But does anything actually have value or does value only exist from the eyes of the beholder?
Banana for the three. Do you agree that capitalism is a big reason that homelessness
in the US is such a big problem? One of them, yeah, but I don't think it's the only reason,
right, because homelessness exists outside of capitalistic countries.
Zom, Cloak, seeing obscurity of the sub, Vivee and Joseph for the sub, Levin,
thinking of the three. So, off to the sub. Chat, we're calling that there.
That was a W fucking stream W five hour. I will be live tomorrow chat at 345 ESD
We are going to be practicing for like an hour for the geo tournament. That'll be the entirety stream
Upstrap of the in the entirety of the stream and even if I lose
We're staying to the end of the to the fucking tournament because it's my turny
So I'm competing but I'm also, you know kind of hosting
So even if I get fucking first-rounded somehow, which I hope we don't and I have confidence we won't I'm sticking to the end
But, uh, Saturday Reacts, uh, Rainbow Tournament, uh, JC Solding, Sunday Not Live, Monday Random
Games, Tuesday Not Live, Wednesday Horror Games, Thursday, bus bound into FriendsLop
Games, next Friday Reacts, next Saturday Not Live, next Sunday Reacts, Snack Review,
May 4th, Trevor Project Charity Stream, Matching Chats, Donuts Up to 10K, raising money
to prevent LGBTQ suicide, the next Tuesday after that, uh, dead at the disco, May
Drops random games the sixth early react in the seventh to the 11th. I'm gone for like five maybe six days
However, my whatever that maps out to be I think it's five days
filming the video with Jack
Then we'll be back running out stream big for the subred squeaks. I think I'm gonna read Chris
He is my teammate for Geo tomorrow
He's playing super liminal
We're going to read Cockard, Kosherd, what about Squeaks, what is Squeaks playing?
Squeaks is even lying?
Oh yeah, he's playing Tamidachi live.
Ah, CS, thank you for the stop, we'll rate him a n-