WEBVTT 01:00.000 --> 01:04.520 song name Gantja smuggling 01:09.000 --> 01:17.320 hello everybody bloody good how's everybody doing on this fan fucking 01:17.320 --> 01:23.800 tastic Thursday everybody chat we are live today normally not live on 01:23.800 --> 01:29.720 Thursdays but we are live today chat and we are doing a few things including 01:29.720 --> 01:36.720 regular reacts, philosophy reacts, and 1v1-ing Jinxie and GeoGuessr. 01:36.720 --> 01:45.720 We're going to be 1v1-ing him in like 45 minutes, so we'll probably get in like 1 react, 1v1 him, 01:45.720 --> 01:51.720 and then go back to reacts, and some philosophy as well. That's the plan for the day. 01:51.720 --> 01:57.720 Tomorrow, I'm going to be live around 3.45 a little bit later. 01:57.720 --> 02:00.660 The GeoGuessr tournament starts around five. 02:00.660 --> 02:03.460 We'll probably practice for like an hour before. 02:03.460 --> 02:06.860 I might have to do like an interview or some shit prior to the tournament. 02:06.860 --> 02:09.460 And then it's just GeoGuessr all tomorrow. 02:09.460 --> 02:10.460 That's the duo's tourney. 02:10.460 --> 02:13.460 I'll explain that tomorrow, all the details and shit like that. 02:13.460 --> 02:16.460 Saturday is going to be a react day around two 02:16.460 --> 02:19.960 into a rainbow tournament that Jinxie's hosting. 02:19.960 --> 02:23.660 Sunday is going to be, or Sunday I'm not live actually. 02:23.660 --> 02:26.460 Monday I'm going to be doing random games. 02:26.460 --> 02:31.060 Uh, Kerbal Space Program, other random shit, maybe a horror game and then Retro Rewind. 02:31.060 --> 02:36.700 Tuesday, I'm not live. Wednesday next week is going to be, uh, horror games and, you know, 02:36.700 --> 02:41.260 probably some new ones, some old ones, we'll, we'll, we'll probably play like two to three horror games Wednesday. 02:41.260 --> 02:47.660 Uh, Thursday is going to be a new game called Busbound into some friend slop like Prattfall. 02:47.660 --> 02:53.020 Uh, and then I think there's like a spider game, I'm gonna be playing Knee, Sneak, Nucie and Crest next Friday. 02:53.020 --> 03:00.460 Reacts next Saturday. I'm not live next Sunday reacts in the food challenge as promised from the f cancer charity stream 03:00.660 --> 03:01.900 May 4th 03:01.900 --> 03:05.500 We're going to be doing the Trevor project charity stream matching chats 03:05.500 --> 03:12.720 Don't know it's up to 10k trying to raise awareness for suicide prevention and obviously Trevor project which helps prevent suicide among 03:13.340 --> 03:15.100 People in the LGBTQ 03:15.100 --> 03:22.100 The fifth is random games and I think dead at the disco drops the six I'll be live early and then I'm gone the seventh to the 11th 03:22.820 --> 03:30.380 For like five days similar video with Jack then we'll be back grinding out streams for the rest of May as well 03:30.380 --> 03:32.380 It's probably a charity stream late May as well 03:32.780 --> 03:34.460 That's the schedule though 03:34.460 --> 03:38.500 Actually, it's my schedule if you didn't hear it and you want to hear the schedule and that's what we're doing today 03:38.660 --> 03:42.460 Low key and Marth they give it a sub call think of it a three got strapped in a bedroom 03:42.460 --> 03:47.500 I'm sorry to hear that I hope you feel better moisty and sap for the sub stroke care and I K for the sub 03:47.620 --> 03:51.540 Free 2k Josie and chump with the sub Jordan flap six true Louise 03:52.100 --> 03:57.220 Arthic Plexigoth Liam sky Austin ginger thigh is he in dog man? 03:57.220 --> 03:59.860 What's up dog man? Thank you for the sub catch and free for the sub 04:00.900 --> 04:03.700 moisty or yeah, moisty and 04:04.740 --> 04:06.740 Loki for the sub ns for the sub as well 04:07.700 --> 04:09.700 Also chat I cut my finger 04:11.060 --> 04:13.060 With my new knife set 04:14.900 --> 04:20.660 I used to have serrated blades and now I have like sharp ass chef knives 04:21.340 --> 04:23.340 And I cut my finger 04:24.200 --> 04:26.200 Pretty bad too. I 04:26.580 --> 04:28.580 Don't think I need stitches 04:29.160 --> 04:32.020 But it's been bleeding for like two hours 04:34.300 --> 04:38.540 So I'm just gonna leave the band-aid on for for the for the rest of the stream 04:38.540 --> 04:41.980 I was cutting asparagus, you know holding it 04:41.980 --> 04:47.300 I didn't cut it while I was shopping then I laid down the knife and went to grab the asparagus 04:47.300 --> 04:51.940 I guess that I was gonna throw in the trash like the little buttons and I sliced my finger open 04:52.620 --> 04:56.240 Barely touched the blade too. I was like holy fuck. I sure was nuts 04:58.520 --> 05:02.420 The knives work then yeah, they're good quality knives. I just gotta be more careful 05:02.940 --> 05:06.460 J. Love and X thinking of the sub red pig of the three trucker again 05:06.460 --> 05:09.260 Hope your day is going well 500 mile drive ahead of me. Oh my god 05:09.860 --> 05:14.820 Well, I hope that goes well Christian thinking of the three. I was in a shooting in Mall, Louisiana 30 minutes ago 05:14.820 --> 05:18.680 What? Oh, no, there was a shooting. I thought you were saying you were in it 05:19.680 --> 05:24.020 Shooting in Mall, Louisiana to a critical vision others were harmed. Please keep everybody's y'all thoughts 05:24.900 --> 05:30.380 Why wish the best for those people and that's fucking terrible that somebody did that I was about to go there, too 05:30.380 --> 05:35.420 Well, it's good that you didn't go strong electric for the subject of the sub and I'm saying take of the sub once 05:35.980 --> 05:38.940 1000 ease I'm the guy for the piece of roll video. I swear. I'll live past 100 05:39.300 --> 05:44.060 Saundra and boob to the sub the and Zorn for the sub, but you got a blood clot forming in your fucking 05:44.460 --> 05:46.580 Main artery right now. I don't know about that 05:47.580 --> 05:51.300 And that's the subs are in for the sub you need a whole pack of Oreos 05:51.860 --> 05:55.060 Like a whole case of Oreos and a bag of fucking pizza rolls, bro 05:55.060 --> 05:57.940 You're probably gonna die like I don't know maybe like 15 years from now 05:58.660 --> 06:02.980 Ashley for the sub russian for three rumors saying GTA 6 trailers gonna drop in two weeks 06:02.980 --> 06:09.460 That's awesome duck thinking of the three recommendations for sim games like retro rewind for example retro rewind to great sim game chat 06:09.460 --> 06:14.660 What was that card sim game that we played I think it was TCG card trading simulator 06:14.660 --> 06:18.300 That was a good one gas station sims an old one, but a good one 06:19.540 --> 06:21.540 Those are just regular sim games 06:21.860 --> 06:25.540 Horror sim there's a lot dude. I don't know you need to go on my twitch tracker 06:25.540 --> 06:29.700 I don't think of the five gift is asking electric. What's up low goopy for the sub so say thank you for the three 06:29.700 --> 06:34.020 I have to save over three again for a car. Well, don't send bitties then save your money 06:34.300 --> 06:38.060 Hungry thing of the three happy first day of summer to my boyfriend Andre 06:39.460 --> 06:41.460 First day of summer 06:43.020 --> 06:47.740 It's fucking spring what are you talking about low and low give us a beetle vital thing of the sub chat 06:47.740 --> 06:50.820 We're hopping right into the reacts. I'm not gonna be able to read bits right now 06:50.820 --> 06:53.460 I'm gonna get in that least one react before we want to be one J.C 06:54.260 --> 06:57.180 One real react. Oh shit. I didn't say what's on the schedule 06:58.060 --> 07:02.780 Clay face trailer you guys have been spamming this apparently this is supposed to be a really good horror movie 07:02.900 --> 07:05.300 That's coming out Warner Bros. That's shocking 07:05.300 --> 07:11.900 Only in theaters in October. We're gonna watch trailer for that Gen Z's energy drink crisis Coachella is the worst 07:13.020 --> 07:17.980 Papa meat video and then we have two philosophy videos the kids move this kids movie is about existentialism 07:18.620 --> 07:21.460 Surf's up is wait. Did I watch this? 07:24.020 --> 07:26.740 Have we watched this I don't know if we have and 07:28.140 --> 07:32.420 Then this one birds do not sing in caves. I don't know if we've seen that 07:35.300 --> 07:37.300 Yes, we have. 07:37.300 --> 07:39.300 Maybe. 07:39.300 --> 07:45.300 We've evoked an existential crisis upon anyone, but we never- 07:45.300 --> 07:47.300 We have not seen this fucking video. 07:47.300 --> 07:50.300 God, the weed brain's really getting me, man. I don't know. 07:50.300 --> 07:56.300 Dude, y'all remember when I got like 10 minutes into a react one time that I watched like 2 years prior? 07:56.300 --> 07:59.300 I had a chatter like, dude, you've seen this. 07:59.300 --> 08:01.300 I was like, fuck you. Time to mount. 08:01.300 --> 08:02.300 I was like, no, I haven't. 08:02.300 --> 08:08.740 And then he linked to the actual video and it was like me reacting to it and I was like oh fuck 08:08.740 --> 08:14.500 I did not know that I've already seen this. I don't know. We'll get we'll see if we've seen that when we get to it 08:15.180 --> 08:19.280 If we have we'll just replace it freaking lawyer for the sub the civil for the sub again 08:19.280 --> 08:21.300 I think of it in three who could bottle for the sub 08:22.060 --> 08:24.060 brand for the sub I 08:24.580 --> 08:28.380 Tilapia that I made like five days ago, and it's not sitting well in my stomach 08:28.380 --> 08:35.620 at all I'm like constantly getting waves of nausea 08:36.980 --> 08:38.980 Dark for the three grabs for the three 08:39.740 --> 08:43.180 Love the streams the rookie do thank you, but watch this day one increase 08:43.180 --> 08:45.180 I've been watching every story game of the day 08:45.180 --> 08:49.580 You're gonna play life strange one or two at some point probably but I have no idea when brand thinking of this help 08:49.580 --> 08:50.260 I get off the three 08:50.260 --> 08:56.140 I would love to play a longer game in like May like no life like a 12 15 hour game in May 08:56.140 --> 09:01.220 Don't know what it would be or when so I can't give you an exact date or even if I would do it in May 09:01.220 --> 09:05.500 But I'm glad you fuck with the story games lock-in chat playface trailer 09:05.660 --> 09:10.900 I'm not reading if you send bits right now. I will read them, but I'm not probably gonna be able to read the actual 09:10.900 --> 09:11.420 Donut itself 09:11.420 --> 09:17.340 I need to get through this and an actual probably Tommy G not Tommy G Tommy NFG video in 40 minutes lock-in 09:17.940 --> 09:19.940 playface 09:21.460 --> 09:23.460 Just like mouthwashing 09:26.140 --> 09:36.140 Do you know that you have lost your soul? 09:36.140 --> 09:50.140 Do you know that you have lost your soul? 09:50.140 --> 10:17.300 You know that trailer made no sense. 10:17.300 --> 10:21.460 I guess it was good though because it's like I want to know what the fuck the movie's about. 10:22.160 --> 10:24.740 But that trailer made no fucking sense. 10:24.740 --> 10:27.900 People were saying this is going to be like the next best horror. 10:27.900 --> 10:34.900 I literally saw people saying on like social medias that this is going to be a fire fucking horror movie. 10:35.740 --> 10:36.940 It's a teaser, dude. 10:36.940 --> 10:37.840 That is valid. 10:37.840 --> 10:42.640 And it's probably honestly a good trailer because it's very confusing and it doesn't give anything away. 10:42.640 --> 10:48.100 I feel like trailers today just kind of show you the entire movie. 10:48.100 --> 10:53.980 I don't know. 10:53.980 --> 11:01.540 Here's the problem is this movie looks really gory and I'm not a big fan of gore. 11:01.540 --> 11:04.140 I'm not a big fan of gore. 11:04.140 --> 11:11.500 Like when I watched Terrifier, I had to stand up the entire movie. 11:11.500 --> 11:14.660 I watched it and the entire time I was standing just going 11:17.060 --> 11:21.620 Just holding my face because I'm like this is disgusting the entire well 11:21.620 --> 11:23.620 I mean like it depends on the gore 11:23.620 --> 11:29.020 Like if I'm watching somebody's head get caved in in a horror movie not as bad as like 11:29.460 --> 11:31.460 Terrifier to watching the woman 11:31.820 --> 11:34.260 Like masturbate with a shard of glass 11:35.740 --> 11:40.580 Like that's a no-go for me, you know, like I don't know I don't know anybody that's like 11:40.580 --> 11:43.220 like, oh yeah, this is awesome. 11:43.220 --> 11:47.140 Or like, in the, in Terrifier 1, there's like a three minute 11:47.140 --> 11:51.780 scene where he just saws a woman in half vagina down. 11:51.780 --> 11:54.980 And he's just, and the whole time he's just smiling. 11:54.980 --> 11:57.940 And it's so dis, it's like disturbing, 11:57.940 --> 11:59.980 but it's like, ew, what the fuck? 11:59.980 --> 12:01.900 It's not like, oh my God, I'm terrified. 12:01.900 --> 12:03.460 It's like, ew, what the fuck? 12:03.460 --> 12:05.100 The whole time I'm like, ew, what the fuck? 12:05.100 --> 12:06.140 Why am I watching this? 12:06.140 --> 12:07.740 Ew, ew, ew. 12:07.740 --> 12:10.940 Like, I'm not like, oh, this is scary. 12:10.940 --> 12:14.980 Like I'm not scared, it's like, ugh, like disgusting. 12:16.780 --> 12:21.020 And I'm, that's like, that's like the line you tiptoe, 12:21.020 --> 12:22.340 you know? 12:22.340 --> 12:25.780 Early in terrifier though, terrifier, 12:25.780 --> 12:28.180 not terrifier two, terrifier three, right? 12:29.700 --> 12:31.580 Terrifier three. 12:31.580 --> 12:33.260 Terrifier three is the one where he dresses up 12:33.260 --> 12:34.860 as Santa Claus, right? 12:34.860 --> 12:36.620 That one's fucking, dude, 12:36.620 --> 12:41.620 I will never get over that one video where like this family 12:42.460 --> 12:46.740 lied to their daughter or like friends lied to their friend. 12:46.740 --> 12:50.300 It was like a woman in her 30s, maybe late 20s. 12:50.300 --> 12:52.780 And they told her it was like a family film 12:52.780 --> 12:55.540 and didn't tell her what movie it was. 12:55.540 --> 12:57.420 I don't know how she walked into a movie theater 12:57.420 --> 12:59.620 that said, Terrifier 3 and believed that. 12:59.620 --> 13:02.260 But like the whole opening scene in Terrifier 13:02.260 --> 13:04.620 just feels like a Christmas movie. 13:04.620 --> 13:08.120 And then he just shows up and just sledgehammers the kids had him. 13:08.660 --> 13:14.320 And it's like, whoa, whoa, takes a turn for the worst. 13:17.820 --> 13:20.120 And then it, and then it just goes downhill from there. 13:21.260 --> 13:22.920 Human Centipede, so disgusting. 13:23.060 --> 13:26.360 See, that's like a category of movie where I'm like, I've never, 13:26.620 --> 13:30.860 the only human centipede thing I've seen is the South Park recreation of it. 13:30.860 --> 13:36.360 Like, I've never actually seen any of the Human Centipede films. 13:36.360 --> 13:41.860 I've maybe seen clips, but it's like, who, what, why are there three of them? 13:41.860 --> 13:44.860 Aren't there three Human Centipede movies? 13:46.860 --> 13:48.860 Yeah, why are there three? 13:48.860 --> 13:51.860 And it's titled as horror comedy. 13:51.860 --> 13:53.860 What's funny about that? 13:56.860 --> 13:58.360 What's funny about that? 13:58.360 --> 13:59.860 That's like fucking disgusting. 14:00.860 --> 14:07.020 It's like I don't like I don't know. I'm just like sitting there gun. Oh, maybe it's the commentary 14:08.140 --> 14:10.140 Please too many 14:12.340 --> 14:16.540 It's just like what fucking weird-ass ideas that like oh, we're gonna 14:16.900 --> 14:18.900 You know a form of torture 14:19.020 --> 14:25.580 We're gonna feed you food and then we're gonna attach a guy to your butthole and he's gonna eat your poop 14:25.580 --> 14:28.540 and then you're gonna digest that poop and 14:28.540 --> 14:32.540 and fucking feed it to the next person behind you. 14:32.540 --> 14:38.540 Like, realistically, first guy asked a face suffocates on poop. 14:38.540 --> 14:39.540 Like, I'm so serious. 14:39.540 --> 14:45.540 If you fucking, if you stitched your somebody's face to a butthole 14:45.540 --> 14:47.540 and then they had to eat their poop, 14:47.540 --> 14:51.540 number one, you're not getting the nutrients you need to survive. 14:51.540 --> 14:55.540 Number two, you're not even eating the poop. 14:55.540 --> 15:02.040 Like, the second they shit into your mouth, you're probably gagging and then suffocating on the poop. 15:02.840 --> 15:07.540 Yeah, you're choking. You're dying. Right there. And then now you have a dead dude attached to your butthole. 15:09.540 --> 15:14.540 Death of the three. Human Tentapes in the same category as Sharknado and the Meg. No, it is not. 15:15.540 --> 15:20.040 Sharknado and- Okay, the Meg, I would rather watch Sharknado than the Meg. 15:20.040 --> 15:26.300 Sharknado is like fucking funny right there sharks in a tornado the acting is 15:26.300 --> 15:31.080 terrible and it's like their chainsawing sharks that are flying through the air 15:31.080 --> 15:38.240 the Meg is just Jason Statham going we've got a bigger shark looks like we 15:38.240 --> 15:45.120 got another fish to fry it looks like he's a lot scarier than I once thought 15:45.120 --> 15:52.100 It's like dude, and then he's thrown like explosive spears at him. It's just a bad film 15:52.500 --> 15:56.480 Meg one was okay. Meg two actually terrible 15:56.820 --> 15:59.820 Meg two I what are the ratings on Meg two? 15:59.900 --> 16:06.260 I'm gonna guess rotten tomatoes 20 and audience scores like 85 because I guarantee you the audience was like 16:08.360 --> 16:10.360 Love and that shit 16:11.220 --> 16:13.220 27 rotten tomatoes 16:15.120 --> 16:24.240 72 audience score. How does it have a 72 audience score? Meg one was okay. Yeah, Meg one did 16:24.240 --> 16:33.840 definitely better. 47. Dude, 47 rotten tomatoes. 44 audience score. But people loved Meg two 16:33.840 --> 16:38.480 in the Meg two trailer. They show the most interesting scene. That's how you know that 16:38.480 --> 16:51.800 That movie's at when was there a dinosaur? 16:51.800 --> 16:57.300 I don't remember there being a T-Rex in Meg 2. 16:57.300 --> 17:01.480 Maybe I just fuckin' like, blurred that out of my brain. 17:01.480 --> 17:03.200 When was there, that's not real? 17:03.200 --> 17:06.720 That's like a fake, what is that? 17:06.720 --> 17:09.960 Oh, it is fake. 17:09.960 --> 17:12.520 Oh, wait, no, it's not. 17:12.520 --> 17:13.680 Is there a dinosaur? 17:13.680 --> 17:17.360 Is there a T-Rex? 17:17.360 --> 17:19.080 Yeah, T-Rex appears in Meg, too. 17:22.480 --> 17:25.240 But it gets eaten. 17:25.240 --> 17:25.960 All right, whatever. 17:25.960 --> 17:26.640 Wayne movie. 17:29.480 --> 17:33.000 First video of the day, prior to 1v1ing Jinxie. 17:33.000 --> 17:39.500 Permittable knock for the sub anxious brand and low for the sub cool for the three have you been called toe fart verse and Zoe for the 17:39.500 --> 17:44.300 Sub Austin whack I love and Viral and Vittle take of the sub DX. They give the sub death for the three 17:44.780 --> 17:49.260 It's for the sub chat lock-in Gen Z's energy drink crisis 17:54.480 --> 17:58.180 Good Bart good Bart gamer subs 10% off I 18:00.380 --> 18:02.380 Probably drink an energy drink 18:02.380 --> 18:04.380 5 days a week? 18:04.380 --> 18:05.380 3 years. 18:05.380 --> 18:06.380 And you could ar- 18:06.380 --> 18:08.380 I drink caffeine every day though. 18:08.380 --> 18:12.380 Coffee has been around for nearly 500 to 600 years. 18:12.380 --> 18:13.380 And you could argue it's pro- 18:13.380 --> 18:15.380 I feel like it's more than that, no? 18:15.380 --> 18:17.380 Coffee? 600 years? 18:17.380 --> 18:21.380 You don't think there were people caffeinated up in like the B.C. times? 18:21.380 --> 18:24.380 Probably one of the most successful drugs ever released to society. 18:24.380 --> 18:26.380 People's whole civilization- 18:26.380 --> 18:28.380 Caffeine? No, literally, bro. 18:28.380 --> 18:38.180 Caffeine is the most successful drug that was released into human society because no one sees it as a drug 18:38.980 --> 18:43.860 It's a stimulant. So it's like not that it's like it's like a low-grade stimulant 18:43.860 --> 18:48.020 So it's not really seen that big but like dude caffeine's like a drug 18:48.940 --> 18:53.320 It's not on the same when people hear drug though. They think like oh heroin, you know 18:53.320 --> 18:55.320 It's built off these gambes. 18:55.320 --> 18:57.320 Of course, when coffee wasn't hit in hard... 18:57.320 --> 18:59.320 Caffeine's not a drug. Yes, it is. 19:01.320 --> 19:04.320 Yes, it is. It is a psychoactive stimulant. 19:08.320 --> 19:13.320 Caffeine is a psychoactive, most widely consumed legal psychoactive drug in the world. 19:13.320 --> 19:18.320 Acting is a central nervous stimulant to increase alertness, improve mood, and reduce fatigue. 19:21.320 --> 19:22.320 It is a drug. 19:23.320 --> 19:27.480 They had to make a teeny tiny subtle. 19:27.480 --> 19:29.080 What about sugar? 19:29.080 --> 19:32.200 Switch to cocaine to boost production. 19:32.200 --> 19:35.800 Hey, we can say what we want about it, but you can't tell me they wasn't handling 19:35.800 --> 19:37.960 **** with swiftness from the 70s to 80s. 19:37.960 --> 19:40.600 Which was- Oh my god, yeah dude, fucking just ripping- 19:40.600 --> 19:45.000 Imagine what- Dude, back in the time, like none of us were alive then, but the time 19:45.000 --> 19:48.880 where you had to trade stocks on the phone. 19:48.880 --> 19:52.840 And you had a guy just like, yep, 49 shares of that? 19:52.840 --> 19:58.600 Yep, up 10 to Google. All right. Got you next. Oh, I sure I know you should really put a mark 19:58.600 --> 20:03.060 This is a great author. You don't understand and then they're just like have you ever seen the calls they do in 20:04.000 --> 20:06.000 in Wall Street 20:08.080 --> 20:11.280 Because they can't hear each other they'd like hand signals I 20:14.520 --> 20:16.520 Gotta show video that 20:18.040 --> 20:20.040 All right, that's definitely copyrighted 20:22.840 --> 20:27.040 It's like they're throwing up gang signs. 20:27.040 --> 20:29.440 Like there's a rhyme and reason, but here's how it works. 20:29.440 --> 20:32.200 Anytime you're bringing your hands in, you're trying to buy it, okay? 20:32.200 --> 20:37.360 So whenever you see a pile going and guys going like this, they're trying to buy it. 20:37.360 --> 20:42.720 When they have their hands turned out, they're trying to sell. 20:42.720 --> 20:45.640 This is horrible, dude. 20:45.640 --> 20:49.840 Anything to your chin is single-digit, okay, so it's starting with your hand here. 20:49.840 --> 20:53.120 This is one, two, three, four, five. 20:53.120 --> 20:56.800 When you turn your hand over, there's six, seven, eight, 20:56.800 --> 20:59.360 nine, and 10 goes to the head. 20:59.360 --> 21:00.200 Okay? 21:00.200 --> 21:02.160 10, 20, 30. 21:03.520 --> 21:05.840 Dude, what if you misinterpret that shit 21:05.840 --> 21:08.640 and buy like the wrong amount of stock? 21:08.640 --> 21:09.480 Okay. 21:09.480 --> 21:12.440 If you catch the 100s to the hand like this 21:12.440 --> 21:15.160 and the 1000, any time you grab the elbows, it's 1000s. 21:15.160 --> 21:17.920 So a random number, 287. 21:17.920 --> 21:20.320 All right, so it would be 287. 21:25.820 --> 21:27.000 And then you have months. 21:27.000 --> 21:28.120 You have June. 21:28.120 --> 21:30.240 Then you go to the shoulder for July. 21:30.240 --> 21:32.400 Oh my god, like if they're shorting or something, 21:32.400 --> 21:33.920 what the fuck? 21:33.920 --> 21:36.640 Why are, dude, like, there has to be a more efficient way 21:36.640 --> 21:40.040 than doing that, like there has to be. 21:40.040 --> 21:43.840 Just 80 fucking middle-aged white guys in a room 21:43.840 --> 21:51.120 just going. Three June. June three. Bro, come on. 21:51.760 --> 21:54.340 is at the time in the US when things were at their most 21:54.340 --> 21:57.220 affordable. But sadly, that became illegal. So eventually, 21:57.220 --> 22:00.700 they found a brand new totally not harmful at all product to 22:00.700 --> 22:03.680 replace it energy drinks and slowly over time, especially 22:03.680 --> 22:06.740 since the 2000s, they become more and more popular every 22:06.740 --> 22:09.880 year with Gen Z now leading the chart as the group who 22:09.880 --> 22:13.380 consumes the most energy drinks and did badlands chugs. 22:13.380 --> 22:17.380 I love watching him. I get like seriously worried for his health. 22:18.380 --> 22:26.080 Like, this guy will rip a case of Pepsi for like one video in 10 seconds. 22:26.080 --> 22:26.880 I'm not gonna lie. 22:26.880 --> 22:27.380 It's not. 22:27.380 --> 22:30.380 Like he just chugged like 24 sprite cranberries. 22:30.380 --> 22:31.180 And I'm not gonna lie. 22:31.180 --> 22:31.880 It's not. 22:31.880 --> 22:32.880 Full sugar. 22:32.880 --> 22:33.880 Get closer. 22:33.880 --> 22:34.880 We're kind of close. 22:34.880 --> 22:40.380 According to studies nowadays, 75 to 80% say they drink them regularly in order. 22:40.380 --> 22:42.900 I'm gonna have to take that 22:44.460 --> 22:45.660 Hmm, I 22:45.660 --> 22:52.020 Don't remember I was gonna say you don't really need caffeine when you're younger, but I started what's what age did y'all start drinking caffeine? 22:52.020 --> 22:54.020 I was probably 16. I 22:54.660 --> 22:59.220 Was probably 16 the first time I ever had an energy drink. I never drank coffee 23:00.100 --> 23:02.100 until I was like 23:02.620 --> 23:07.340 Probably like 20. I didn't drink coffee till I was like 20 because I thought coffee tastes like shit 23:07.340 --> 23:11.340 11? You're drinking caffeine at 11 years old, bro. 23:11.340 --> 23:13.340 Younger generations drink them the least. 23:13.340 --> 23:17.340 But to be fair, that doesn't mean older generations don't have caffeine. 23:17.340 --> 23:19.840 They just have coffee a lot more than energy drinks. 23:19.840 --> 23:21.840 I can give boomers credit on that, though. 23:21.840 --> 23:22.840 They can manage- 23:22.840 --> 23:25.340 Bro, coffee stains the fuck out of my teeth, though. 23:25.340 --> 23:27.840 I gotta do, like, whitening strips every, like, three months. 23:27.840 --> 23:29.340 They're caffeine a lot better than us. 23:29.340 --> 23:31.340 You know, other than destroying the world's economies, 23:31.340 --> 23:32.840 causing wars for no reason, 23:32.840 --> 23:35.840 being selfish and sh** on younger generations for a world they created 23:35.840 --> 23:40.400 they created and saying just buy a house like I did for two pennies in it back in 2005 my dad said he 23:40.400 --> 23:44.160 could easily do that day trading stuff on wall street and he blew a million dollars that day 23:48.000 --> 23:54.720 he's up now though okay well that's good your dad lost a million dollars in a day because like day 23:54.720 --> 24:01.280 trading true it thank you for the 10 gay bitties how's your day been good how are you 24:01.280 --> 24:04.480 thank you for the bitties i'm quite bored i'm at a bank teller and uh only motherfuckers 24:04.480 --> 24:06.480 Just come to person anymore old fucks 24:07.240 --> 24:08.680 Bro dead ass 24:08.680 --> 24:13.200 You got nobody coming in you ever you walk into a bank, bro. They didn't have music playing 24:13.200 --> 24:17.280 They're gonna get music playing in a bank man. What could do a bank is just dead silent 24:17.280 --> 24:22.320 I feel like it's the most boring job ever always smells like a distinct bank smell too. Oh 24:23.240 --> 24:27.600 Blue for the sub May and Zach for the sub Dean FW for the sub Adrian Tony Brang 24:28.560 --> 24:32.400 Anxious and over the sub cool with the three lock inch yet. That's what it's up handshake 24:32.400 --> 24:34.720 Seems like they've gotten caffeine addiction pretty beaten. 24:34.720 --> 24:39.700 And as someone who started having energy drinks and pre-workout around four years ago when I turned 19, 24:39.700 --> 24:43.660 not gonna lie, it was mainly because I started going to the gym and wanted to get the best gains. 24:43.660 --> 24:47.760 Caffeine addiction is probably top five addictions this generation has right now. 24:47.760 --> 24:52.800 And especially when I started having it more, I can understand why it's hard for some people to stop. 24:52.800 --> 24:54.600 I don't get caffeine headache. 24:55.600 --> 24:56.800 Brooke does. 24:56.800 --> 24:58.560 Well, do you guys get caffeine headache? 24:58.560 --> 25:00.640 I drink caffeine every day. 25:00.640 --> 25:01.840 Every day. 25:01.840 --> 25:07.200 Literally every day I drink caffeine if I don't like later into the day. I'm fine 25:07.820 --> 25:11.540 like there's been days where I get up at like nine and 25:12.460 --> 25:17.480 I don't have caffeine till like 5 p.m. When I'm like live no problem 25:18.320 --> 25:26.340 There's people that like wake up in within 30 minutes if they don't have caffeine. They have like a fucking a bad headache. I 25:26.820 --> 25:28.340 Don't have that problem 25:28.340 --> 25:33.700 It's just like all other stimulants you end up getting a tolerance to and a needing more some people 25:33.700 --> 25:37.380 It's bad it can get to the point where if you have it too much days 25:37.380 --> 25:42.160 You don't have to work headaches and some people even throw up because their body needs it 25:42.160 --> 25:44.740 Which is why you should always keep that's bad 25:45.280 --> 25:47.860 It balanced and have some break days a week 25:47.860 --> 25:53.620 I've never heard of that somebody throwing up because they don't have caffeine, but they have to be drinking like 25:54.140 --> 25:56.140 500 milligrams a day I 25:56.140 --> 26:04.340 I would say, on average, I have a 180 milligram coffee and then one, whatever this is, 125 milligram. 26:04.340 --> 26:06.240 I probably have 200 milligrams of caffeine a day. 26:06.240 --> 26:09.040 Or you don't have caffeine, like, at least two days in a week. 26:09.040 --> 26:09.540 But even then- 26:09.540 --> 26:11.640 At least 80 at most 200. 26:11.640 --> 26:16.340 And with people having it, one thing I didn't realize, because I did research before I started having- 26:16.340 --> 26:18.640 My friend has 600 a day. That's bad. 26:18.640 --> 26:21.040 I don't think you should go more than, like, four. 26:21.040 --> 26:27.900 Did y'all hear about that girl that drank like eight Alani's in one day and died recently? 26:29.000 --> 26:30.400 Very sad 26:30.400 --> 26:37.120 But in in the same post that I saw that the mob was trying to sue Alani new and I was like 26:37.360 --> 26:41.320 That's like a user error, man. Like I 26:42.560 --> 26:46.760 Like you're never gonna get a lawsuit out from that like it's very sad 26:46.760 --> 26:50.320 She died, but I'm like nobody in the right mind drinks 26:50.880 --> 26:58.280 Seven energy drinks in a day like that's same thing with like the kid that chugged like nine five-hour energies 26:59.840 --> 27:06.340 And like whatever like it because at some like before you get to that point dude 400 milligrams in 27:06.860 --> 27:08.860 400 milligrams caffeine in your 27:11.680 --> 27:14.080 You know like shaking 27:14.920 --> 27:20.800 Shaking like that's a lot of cat even if you have high caffeine tolerance if you're drinking two energy drinks 27:20.920 --> 27:25.500 You're shaking, you know like and then on and then now you're gonna four more 27:26.000 --> 27:30.360 It's how many people don't know the limits and drink over the day that 27:30.840 --> 27:33.200 She had a heart condition her parents knew honestly 27:33.200 --> 27:38.760 I don't even think it's the kids fault like obviously the kid drank the energy drinks very sad that the kid died 27:38.760 --> 27:42.040 But I'm saying that's like the parents like your kid has a heart condition 27:42.040 --> 27:45.480 Why are you letting your kid drink five energy drinks in a day? 27:46.000 --> 27:52.640 Yeah, and most of the world's health organizations say you should have a max of 400 milligrams of caffeine and I think it's yeah 27:52.640 --> 27:57.920 I think it's four or five day which is already a lot. God wait. What are some shitters on this list? 28:00.520 --> 28:02.520 Never heard a riot 28:02.640 --> 28:06.220 God Celsius it's like hit or miss on the flavor bang energy sucks 28:07.120 --> 28:09.400 Prime do the original prime flavors 28:12.040 --> 28:17.100 Full throttle we tried we did the whole video where I tried a bunch of energy drinks that video is bad 28:17.100 --> 28:26.160 I felt wired after that for reference. That's having four cups of coffee a day ten cans of soda or two cans of 200 milligram energy 28:26.160 --> 28:28.040 You like bomb energy the most? 28:28.040 --> 28:33.520 Yeah, but gamer stuff wasn't in on that so could bar it obviously that would have been the best drinks 28:33.520 --> 28:34.100 Really? 28:34.100 --> 28:39.560 Wasn't in the rating the only reason you should even be having that much as if you go to the gym and lift a lot 28:39.560 --> 28:45.560 or work like 14-hour days, but even with this being clear public information, people will casually 28:45.560 --> 28:49.880 brag online that they have double that amount or even more. Like, no, you're just admitting to 28:49.880 --> 28:54.280 overdosing on social media in 2026 because that's what you're doing. Well, I don't even think you 28:54.280 --> 29:00.040 need energy drinks to fucking work out. I don't take pre-workout. I drink energy drinks while 29:00.040 --> 29:05.800 I'm live because it gives me that eye tingle, right? I feel wired, you know? You gotta realize, 29:05.800 --> 29:09.300 I'm talking non-stop for like six hours. I 29:10.580 --> 29:12.520 caffeine's like 29:12.520 --> 29:18.320 Amazing, you know caffeine's amazing because it's just like I don't like I just don't I just zone in 29:22.840 --> 29:26.840 Bro there's guys there's guys that'll fucking go in 29:27.920 --> 29:35.100 Like supplement stores by hide which is like 300 milligrams of serving and dry scoop it into their mouth 29:35.800 --> 29:41.120 What's your thousand milligrams of caffeine a day like schedule I thought it dealt with four shots of espresso 29:43.120 --> 29:48.500 Four shots four shots in the morning, bro. I think like two and I'm fucking tweaking 29:48.500 --> 29:54.740 Protein shake about 256 grams of caffeine later in the day have a pre-workout right this one 29:54.740 --> 30:01.240 It's like 300 milligrams of caffeine and now we're at like 650 and then I'll probably either have another one of these later in the day for my second workout or 30:01.240 --> 30:03.240 One more shot to express 30:03.240 --> 30:07.220 You have a problem saving that's a great attractive a more every night. I can drink a pre-workout and go to bed 30:07.640 --> 30:13.160 What is the most amount of cat? I don't even think the caffeine's doing anything for him then right? 30:13.160 --> 30:19.580 I feel like at that point if he's saying he could just shrug pre-workout and fall asleep like he has to be in a 30:19.720 --> 30:25.680 Such a high half caffeine tolerance that it's like not even really doing anything yet, but he has to stop 30:25.680 --> 30:28.240 I don't even think he has to stop. I think he needs to 30:29.360 --> 30:31.360 ADHD 30:33.520 --> 30:36.760 What so easy you think he's using it as like because I've heard of 30:37.360 --> 30:39.360 Because there's like an Adderall shortage 30:39.360 --> 30:46.820 I've heard that people that I used to take Adderall and have ADHD and can't get Adderall have just been like max dosing caffeine 30:49.000 --> 30:53.560 So you think it just makes them feel normal I think you've had in one day and how did it make you feel? 30:54.000 --> 31:01.440 For me my all-time high career high is seven six. Oh, what what whack ass wet piss peanut butter 31:01.440 --> 31:06.440 is that, bro. Oh my god, I don't even pay attention to what the fuck he's saying. 31:06.440 --> 31:11.440 Big points. What is the most amount of caffeine milligrams of caffeine you've had in one day? 31:11.440 --> 31:13.440 Probably 600. 31:13.440 --> 31:19.440 And how did it make you feel? For me, my all-time high, career high, is 750 milligrams in one day. 31:19.440 --> 31:23.440 That's a lot. And I remember, so I had two rains, so that's 600 right there. 31:23.440 --> 31:26.440 And then I had, I think, like two or three die coats, so that got me up to like 750. 31:26.440 --> 31:28.440 The comment section of this video is worse too. 31:28.440 --> 31:36.300 Somebody said three thousand two hundred which is eight times the max limit one thousand seven hundred fifty yo talent 31:36.300 --> 31:38.300 Thank you for the twenty-five gift 31:39.300 --> 31:44.720 Thank you for the twenty-five gift. It's not new cover the sub tail think of the three crazy react video guy 31:44.720 --> 31:50.100 I trust the kids killer. Let me know how I can like it video such that Andre for the sub not watching it today though 31:50.100 --> 31:51.180 And might not watch it at all 31:51.180 --> 31:55.700 Just if you have any videos you have to watch kids you have to play video such that give such that not simply pop up 31:55.700 --> 31:58.500 the subredios and laning up the subs getting to three. 31:58.500 --> 32:00.180 No, my buddy is bullet-touched to Kevin 32:00.180 --> 32:01.020 because of the pre-workout, 32:01.020 --> 32:02.740 and I'll take him on a throw up after my workouts. 32:02.740 --> 32:04.300 Kevin and I love the sub, not thank you for the sub, 32:04.300 --> 32:05.260 ready for the three. 32:05.260 --> 32:06.940 We have to pay respect to Daryl from Storage Wars. 32:06.940 --> 32:09.380 Yeah, I mentioned that yesterday, it was very sad. 32:09.380 --> 32:10.540 May death and not for the sub, 32:10.540 --> 32:12.700 may for the sub, blue for the sub, lock in chat. 32:12.700 --> 32:15.740 He milligrams, which is four times the max limit. 32:15.740 --> 32:16.780 What do you think about this as- 32:16.780 --> 32:18.180 Yeah, but I feel like those corn balls 32:18.180 --> 32:20.660 on TikTok comments are just liars. 32:20.660 --> 32:21.980 I'm not trying to be that guy, 32:21.980 --> 32:24.420 but like, any TikTok comment, bro, 32:24.420 --> 32:25.620 take that shit with a grain of salt, 32:25.620 --> 32:27.060 Motherfuckers, you can be sane shit. 32:27.060 --> 32:29.260 Having all this caffeine is actually gonna- 32:29.260 --> 32:31.060 5,000 milligrams. 32:31.060 --> 32:32.700 5,000 milligrams. 32:32.700 --> 32:34.540 Easy, light work. 32:34.540 --> 32:36.220 Gonna make it work worse for you. 32:36.220 --> 32:37.700 You're just breaking up your tolerance 32:37.700 --> 32:39.580 to the point of having one energy drink 32:39.580 --> 32:41.780 is gonna give you zero effect on your body. 32:41.780 --> 32:43.620 So, if you think you're caffeine addicted 32:43.620 --> 32:45.420 for almost having the limit every day, 32:45.420 --> 32:47.540 there's levels to this shit, you at level two. 32:47.540 --> 32:49.780 Obviously the main problem with having that much 32:49.780 --> 32:52.260 is you risk having a heart attack at any moment. 32:52.260 --> 32:54.820 Your heart can only handle so much stimulation. 32:54.820 --> 32:58.180 Yo, these y'all's hearts just randomly hurt sometimes. 32:58.180 --> 33:00.100 It's not even from the caffeine, man. 33:00.100 --> 33:01.700 It might be the weed or some shit, 33:01.700 --> 33:03.460 but I feel like sometimes I'll just get like a, 33:03.460 --> 33:05.600 oh, and then I'm good. 33:07.500 --> 33:11.020 But every time I convince myself I'm dying, or pops. 33:11.020 --> 33:12.700 There was a sad case recently of, 33:12.700 --> 33:14.100 where it feels like a tightness, 33:14.100 --> 33:15.660 and I got to go like this. 33:16.780 --> 33:18.600 Like my chest feels tight. 33:18.600 --> 33:20.300 Someone in Gen Z passing away 33:20.300 --> 33:21.700 from having too much caffeine. 33:21.700 --> 33:22.780 The 17-year-old brother's 33:22.780 --> 33:24.340 what we were just talking about. 33:24.340 --> 33:28.720 Your own name Larissa Rodriguez was having energy drinks a lot from a specific brand called Elani. 33:28.720 --> 33:31.740 Now at her age, even though it's not recommended to have- 33:31.740 --> 33:34.320 Yo, I also gotta say Elani and new is straight- 33:34.800 --> 33:35.880 Mmmmm... 33:36.840 --> 33:37.760 Mmmmm... 33:38.620 --> 33:40.060 I have friends that like it. 33:40.520 --> 33:46.260 And Elani will like send me cases and I'll just give it to them, but I think it's way too fucking sweet. 33:46.960 --> 33:48.020 Energy drinks under age. 33:48.020 --> 33:49.400 Way too fucking sweet. 33:50.040 --> 33:53.440 Like, I'm not, okay, I know I'm sponsored by GamerStops, but- 33:53.440 --> 33:59.400 This is not like sponsored glaze. This is just regular glaze. I think gamer subs like balance is the sweetness, right? 33:59.400 --> 34:04.640 I think some flavors might be a little too sweet, but that's why you pick but like any Alana I've ever had I'm like 34:04.640 --> 34:10.600 I feel like I'm just actually taking those super-lowest packets at a diner and just pouring them into my mouth 34:10.960 --> 34:17.560 18 as a teenager the max you're supposed to have if you do is a hundred milligrams a day and the Alana has really 34:18.280 --> 34:20.040 200 milligrams, so 34:20.040 --> 34:26.800 We're already starting off bad on October 20th, 2025. She sadly passed away from a heart attack after having them although 34:26.800 --> 34:31.760 It's not a very sad exactly confirmed how many she was having a day people are speculating 34:31.760 --> 34:37.880 It was way more than the limit because you don't pass away at that age without really putting pressure on your body 34:37.880 --> 34:39.640 You saw that tick-tock comment section 34:39.640 --> 34:46.520 There was admitting to having absurd amounts and even they didn't pass away the biggest thing going around was that she was having six of 34:46.520 --> 34:50.360 of them a day which would be 1200 milligrams a day. 34:50.360 --> 34:53.400 Three times the daily limit, by the way, for an adult. 34:53.400 --> 34:55.960 And if that's really true, it's so crazy how people- 34:55.960 --> 34:57.520 Yo, you know you're down bad 34:57.520 --> 35:00.540 when you be drinking five hour energies, bro. 35:01.880 --> 35:04.200 That's like another level, dude. 35:04.200 --> 35:06.920 I always see those at the counter at gas stations 35:06.920 --> 35:09.640 and I'm like, yo, who buys this? 35:11.960 --> 35:13.560 Who buys this? 35:13.560 --> 35:15.520 Never in my life have I had, 35:15.520 --> 35:19.960 I feel like maybe one time I had a five hour energy. 35:19.960 --> 35:20.980 I don't really know. 35:20.980 --> 35:22.420 I don't really think I did. 35:22.420 --> 35:24.460 I feel like that's like some union shit. 35:24.460 --> 35:28.020 Yeah, somebody said, Edgar said construction workers. 35:28.020 --> 35:31.620 Truckers, construction workers, union guys. 35:31.620 --> 35:33.140 You're up at 5 a.m. 35:33.140 --> 35:34.960 and you don't want to chug like a drink. 35:34.960 --> 35:37.660 You're just like, let me just down 300 milligrams 35:37.660 --> 35:39.420 of caffeine in a second. 35:39.420 --> 35:40.260 For an adult. 35:40.260 --> 35:42.260 And if that's really true, it's so crazy 35:42.260 --> 35:44.660 how people don't check the limits of shitting glass. 35:44.660 --> 35:50.520 The fact doesn't really get five hours. I don't know. I'm assuming that's kind of the whole idea of the 35:50.820 --> 35:57.340 Adversizing is you'll feel energized for five hours and no one in her life told her she has to stop having that much because it's gonna 35:57.340 --> 36:01.640 Oh, not at all. I feel like if I took a five-hour energy 36:01.640 --> 36:06.080 I would be tweaking for an hour and then I caffeine crash and fall asleep 36:06.600 --> 36:11.240 Make her die faster is crazy if I had 1200 milligrams of caffeine a day 36:11.240 --> 36:15.340 I'll probably be able to run around the whole world three times and still be good for her body 36:15.340 --> 36:17.020 She definitely got used to it 36:17.020 --> 36:22.120 Which is the problem and now her family is trying to sue the company saying they didn't have enough warnings about 36:22.280 --> 36:29.120 Excess caffeine use even though it says it right on the can or you could search up the health facts online and instantly 36:29.120 --> 36:34.480 Know the limits rest in peace to her obviously tragic death, but this lawsuit is not gonna go anywhere 36:34.480 --> 36:37.640 This will be the equivalent of someone who died from alcohol poisoning 36:37.640 --> 36:41.400 and ensuing the beer company for giving them that much alcohol also what the 36:41.400 --> 36:44.760 f*** were the parents doing they should wait actually that is the that is the 36:44.760 --> 36:49.160 literal equivalent I would honestly say it's like even it's even worse than 36:49.160 --> 36:52.520 that because like alcohol you could be like oh this is an 36:52.520 --> 36:56.200 unstate like you you could argue like oh ever clear shouldn't even be able to 36:56.200 --> 37:00.680 be sold to people but like kind of especially caffeine it's like bro you 37:00.680 --> 37:05.080 just slammed an entire pack asked her about her energy drink habits since 37:05.080 --> 37:09.240 She uh keen for the sub owner of the of the four kitchen strips about to have a YouTube 37:09.240 --> 37:13.040 I every time I caught on all you know, you get you good faith when they also just reflect on each other further opinions 37:13.040 --> 37:17.880 I've really enjoyed watching culture think the attitudes the behavior this community reflects on the kind of behavior you exhibit props 37:18.800 --> 37:25.680 Thank you. Curie thinking of the three Wilson the sub on Nuka thinking for the five gifted Zondre for the sub was having so much 37:25.680 --> 37:30.880 I'm on to this day still guess all my ass for having any type of caffeine and I'm not gonna lie. She's right 37:30.880 --> 37:37.740 Bokeh in general no one should be having caffeine preferably the tolerance comes up no matter what even if you drink coffee 37:37.740 --> 37:40.460 But if you are gonna be drinking it, bro, I don't think it does 37:41.180 --> 37:47.640 Motherfuckers me saying that about weed and caffeine and I've been taking it at yo 10 milligram gets me geeked 37:47.640 --> 37:54.780 And I take one of those motherfuckers six days a week for the last six months, right like I 37:54.780 --> 37:59.080 I, yo, I, I drink a cup of coffee, I'm feeling wired. 37:59.080 --> 38:01.080 I feel like you get a tolerance. 38:01.080 --> 38:04.180 Once you start going, oh, I want to feel it more. 38:04.180 --> 38:07.380 And you start just drinking way too much. 38:07.380 --> 38:09.480 You haven't way too much. 38:09.480 --> 38:10.280 Stop lying. 38:10.280 --> 38:12.580 I'm not like most people in the world do. 38:12.580 --> 38:14.880 You should at least be hitting the limit max 38:14.880 --> 38:16.180 and not going higher than it. 38:16.180 --> 38:17.880 It also doesn't help that energy drink. 38:24.780 --> 38:33.540 What makes 400 milligrams of caffeine five cans of 250 milliliter of energy drinks? 38:33.540 --> 38:40.260 What fucking what five cans of energy drinks reaches 400 milligrams of caffeine? 38:40.260 --> 38:44.080 I don't know an energy drink with 75 milligrams of caffeine. 38:44.080 --> 38:45.980 Max and not going higher than it. 38:45.980 --> 38:49.340 It also doesn't help that energy drinks have turned into a hobby for people. 38:49.340 --> 38:51.820 Like why does everything have to be a hobby man? 38:51.820 --> 38:55.260 Red Bull? I thought Red Bull was like 125 or 144. 38:55.260 --> 38:56.940 Tiktok is a room doing any type of thing. 38:56.940 --> 38:57.420 Do not be- 38:57.420 --> 38:58.540 Oh, mini Red Bulls. 38:58.540 --> 39:01.660 People show off their collections of energy drinks like they're a car collector. 39:01.660 --> 39:05.580 They get to point out every single chemical compound in each drink like they're Walter White. 39:13.020 --> 39:13.980 Wow, that's cringy. 39:16.060 --> 39:19.980 That's like, uh, that's like when I used to, you know, like, dude, 39:19.980 --> 39:23.300 Dude, once you hit your 20s, you start collecting empty liquor 39:23.300 --> 39:24.060 bottles. 39:24.060 --> 39:25.300 Just skip that phase, chat. 39:25.300 --> 39:25.940 Toss them out. 39:25.940 --> 39:26.780 Toss them out. 39:26.780 --> 39:27.620 Toss them out. 39:27.620 --> 39:28.540 They're not a centerpiece. 39:28.540 --> 39:29.460 They're not decorative. 39:29.460 --> 39:30.100 It's not cool. 39:30.100 --> 39:31.820 It's lame. 39:31.820 --> 39:32.780 It's not cool. 39:32.780 --> 39:33.100 It's lame. 39:33.100 --> 39:33.860 Throw them out. 39:33.860 --> 39:36.460 It's different if it's a really expensive bottle of liquor 39:36.460 --> 39:37.580 that's like fucking $600. 39:37.580 --> 39:39.900 And you want to just keep the bottle because it looks nice. 39:39.900 --> 39:41.700 And you're going to reuse it or some shit. 39:41.700 --> 39:45.140 But don't be putting your empty bottle of fat 39:45.140 --> 39:46.140 on your counter. 39:46.140 --> 39:48.460 Just toss it in the trash. 39:48.460 --> 39:59.340 I think it's cool when people collect beer caps, like bottled beer caps from different 39:59.340 --> 40:00.340 beers they've drank. 40:00.340 --> 40:01.340 That's cool. 40:01.340 --> 40:04.980 Make a little table out of it. 40:04.980 --> 40:09.500 Okay, this is wild. 40:09.500 --> 40:12.620 Why do we have a closet of empty cans? 40:12.620 --> 40:13.620 This is an expensive hobby. 40:13.620 --> 40:16.820 I don't know how they're getting all these different types of cans. 40:16.820 --> 40:23.620 Okay, well, not expensive like being a car collector, but a 12-pack energy drink is usually like $30, so it adds up. 40:23.620 --> 40:26.220 The closer you are to them, the more you're gonna wanna drink it. 40:26.220 --> 40:31.820 So it's probably not the best idea if you already take a lot of caffeine now to stack up on it. 40:31.820 --> 40:34.520 Energy drinks won't be calling your name mid-day like the drink. 40:34.520 --> 40:36.420 Why are we collecting that? 40:36.420 --> 40:38.320 Alright, and it's in a closet. 40:38.320 --> 40:42.020 Are we walking into the closet and admiring it or some shit? 40:42.020 --> 40:44.420 Like, what's the fucking stupid point of that? 40:44.420 --> 40:48.420 Like, eventually it's gonna be full. What are you gonna fucking move into another room? You gotta throw that shit out. 40:48.420 --> 40:49.840 What are we fucking doing? 40:49.840 --> 40:50.920 Goblin mask. 40:50.920 --> 40:55.620 Now, in defense of all this shit, there's just a waste of space, man. You just put other shit in there. 40:55.620 --> 40:56.920 Pat being consumption. 40:56.920 --> 40:59.920 You're stupid. They're collecting the different versions. 40:59.920 --> 41:04.120 What? And they're gonna fucking auction them off on eBay or some shit? Somebody's gonna buy them? 41:04.120 --> 41:07.720 Because one may wonder why Gen Z has so much. 41:07.720 --> 41:12.620 It's a couple of reasons. One, being currently in college, and since you're studying a lot more. 41:12.620 --> 41:16.300 You collected soda cans? Yeah, when I was 8 years old. 41:16.300 --> 41:18.380 You need more energy, hence the energy drinks? 41:19.420 --> 41:20.860 When I was 8 years old. 41:21.580 --> 41:25.900 Every generation has had their things for colleges. Back then it was taking out your stress on a 41:25.900 --> 41:30.620 cigarette pack or taking coke to make the 7am test. Also going to the gym a lot more, which 41:30.620 --> 41:34.700 like I said is the reason I even have it on my days off I don't. If you're coming from 41:34.700 --> 41:38.460 working a long day and want to hit the gym after, most people need a little something to 41:38.460 --> 41:41.180 pick themselves up. Another thing some people might be surprised by... 41:41.180 --> 41:46.780 Do you collect bones? Yes, I used to collect animal bones that I found in the woods 41:46.780 --> 41:53.940 It's party. There's been an uprising bar serving drinks with energy drinks intertwined or just drinks having it themselves 41:55.620 --> 42:01.160 Bro, I'm not having this conversation again, bro. Yeah, dude. Hey, I 42:01.860 --> 42:06.680 Chat it you're telling me yo, it's literally the same shit 42:06.680 --> 42:09.880 You have a dead taxidermy deer on your wall. 42:09.880 --> 42:14.680 That is more weird than me finding an already dead animal 42:14.680 --> 42:16.480 that I didn't kill, right? 42:16.480 --> 42:18.980 So let's stop saying Jeffrey Dahmer, right? 42:18.980 --> 42:20.980 What's more serial killer shit? 42:20.980 --> 42:24.080 Killing an animal and then hanging it on your wall? 42:24.080 --> 42:28.580 Or me finding a sick-ass wolf skull and polishing it off 42:28.580 --> 42:31.080 and then fucking, you know, putting it on a desk. 42:31.080 --> 42:32.180 Putting it on a desk. 42:33.180 --> 42:36.580 It's like a fossil. 42:36.580 --> 42:41.980 Literally, thank you. Thank you hotel concert the alcohol industry might be dead by the time we're old 42:41.980 --> 42:47.940 They're practically begging for the use to drink, but we have morals. All right, we draw the line and get in blackout drunk 42:47.940 --> 42:52.300 We'd rather be clean them. Yeah, I used to brush them with a toothbrush getting heart attacks by 30 42:52.980 --> 42:54.980 Not my toothbrush different toothbrush 42:56.380 --> 42:58.540 I like a big one I would scrub them 42:58.700 --> 43:01.220 They addicted to gambling that we lose our life savings 43:01.220 --> 43:05.960 It could also be that statistically Gen Z right now is the most stressed generation. 43:05.960 --> 43:11.680 Whether you believe that or not, every time a generation is feeling stressed, there's always something to help with that coke. 43:11.680 --> 43:13.620 One of the other reasons for the uptick- 43:13.620 --> 43:16.260 I feel like caffeine's not helping with stress, though. 43:16.980 --> 43:19.760 I feel like it's probably, like, caffeine gets me wired. 43:19.760 --> 43:23.320 Like, if I was stressed out, I wouldn't be like, let me slam a fucking Red Bull. 43:23.320 --> 43:26.200 Is it seems like everyone has an energy drink now? 43:26.200 --> 43:31.320 I can't even count on my hands how many celebs have come out with their own custom energy drinks. 43:31.320 --> 43:32.600 The Rock has one. 43:32.600 --> 43:34.280 Kim Kardashian has one. 43:34.280 --> 43:35.320 God. 43:35.320 --> 43:35.800 One. 43:35.800 --> 43:38.280 Logan Paul and KSI, which we all remember. 43:38.280 --> 43:42.440 Kids were getting cracked out thinking a prime energy drink was just like their apple juice. 43:42.440 --> 43:44.360 Ah, Cehrabata tequila. 43:44.360 --> 43:45.960 Ah, Dwayne Johnson. 43:45.960 --> 43:46.360 Deuce. 43:46.360 --> 43:49.880 Only to all of a sudden be able to bench 500 pounds five times in a row. 43:49.880 --> 43:56.120 Parents don't truly check on their kids anymore because how's your kid casually having caffeine at eight years old and 10 years old and you don't even know? 43:56.120 --> 44:00.780 Even Barron Trump, Donald Trump's son announced he's releasing one in May of this year. 44:00.780 --> 44:02.280 What the f*** does this f*** know about? 44:02.780 --> 44:04.420 Yo, who is buying this shit? 44:04.420 --> 44:07.460 Yo, actually, Tommy NFTs speaking f***ing facts, bro. 44:07.460 --> 44:10.620 Why am I buying an energy drink from f***ing Barron Trump? 44:11.120 --> 44:12.020 You're the Mott. 44:12.520 --> 44:13.820 Energy drinks? I don't think I've even- 44:13.820 --> 44:16.220 Organic grapefruit ginger. 44:16.320 --> 44:16.820 Eugh. 44:17.620 --> 44:18.520 I haven't even heard him talk. 44:18.520 --> 44:22.520 The only thing I wanna see him do was be in the war fields for the s*** his father started. 44:22.520 --> 44:23.020 The meme- 44:23.020 --> 44:25.620 You gotta make that shit f***ing red slushy. 44:25.620 --> 44:33.080 You gonna make that shit cherry cherry mango cherry mango rainbow, right? That's what I want to drink problem with it is 44:35.760 --> 44:38.860 Brand risk with a with a fucking 44:39.900 --> 44:41.900 anime person on it 44:43.140 --> 44:46.500 Not like food or something that doesn't affect your body too much 44:46.500 --> 44:53.420 It's a stimulant that if you have too much you can die from I assume even people who don't drink caffeine who are fans of 44:53.420 --> 44:58.240 These celebs are gonna try their energy drinks and potentially get hooked on having or may not know 44:58.240 --> 45:01.280 They can only have a certain amount before you get four night eliminated 45:01.280 --> 45:07.540 You should also only be having the energy drink in the morning or 3 p.m. Max any later and good luck getting any 45:08.200 --> 45:09.700 type of sleep 45:09.700 --> 45:15.940 357 p.m. Right now I'm drinking an energy drink. There's a ton of people who have permanent sleep problems every night because yeah 45:15.940 --> 45:20.980 I'm not gonna lie. There's been multiple occasions that I would kill for a fucking coffee at like 9 p.m. 45:21.860 --> 45:23.360 and I'm like 45:23.360 --> 45:25.360 That's stupid 45:25.800 --> 45:32.920 Stupid the amount of caffeine they consume but if you're out of a bar espresso martini at one in the at one in the morning doesn't sound that bad 45:33.800 --> 45:38.080 Caffeine has a half-life of I'll have a espresso martini black. Thank you 45:38.600 --> 45:43.300 Three to seven hours meaning it takes that much time to get down to half the amount in your system 45:43.300 --> 45:48.160 And if you have like 200 milligrams at 5 p.m. You're still gonna have a couple of you know 45:48.160 --> 45:52.240 Did I ever tell you all about the time that I had an espresso martini for the first time? 45:52.240 --> 45:58.400 I didn't know how strong they were and I chugged to and fucking five minutes then I went to a casino lost like $600 45:58.640 --> 46:01.200 This was in st. Martin and I blacked out I 46:03.720 --> 46:09.080 Was like already drunk and I had an espresso martini for the first time. I was like, yeah, that's it's disgusting 46:09.080 --> 46:14.680 And they're like no try it. I was like, okay, so I got one and I was like, oh, that's great 46:14.680 --> 46:17.800 And I like three gulped it because it's in a fucking martini glass 46:17.800 --> 46:23.000 Not knowing it's like the equivalent of like two shots two and a half shots of alcohol 46:23.000 --> 46:27.000 You're not having your system by 10 extra take it for the five gift exact for the three 46:27.000 --> 46:30.680 I collect cold cans to show the designs team. See that's cool though 46:31.720 --> 46:36.480 Cold crazy itself with a sub swimming for the sub WV and cool for the sub Y and true it take it for the five gay 46:36.480 --> 46:37.400 Bitties 46:37.400 --> 46:40.720 Shits on while one this shit on poly market now 46:40.720 --> 46:45.480 It's yours dude keep the money man pickle over the sub say for the three should I build in my Minecraft world? 46:45.480 --> 46:48.720 I have no idea keen for the sub hunter of the three for the four true 46:48.720 --> 46:54.660 I think of the fucking bitties bro diagnose ADHD monster up before bed daily at regular dopamine levels AJ for the three 46:54.780 --> 46:59.220 Tell me it's a sugar-free one at least stress to think of the five gift heads spending the time 46:59.220 --> 47:01.960 It takes for like 60 milligrams of sugar right before bed 47:02.760 --> 47:07.880 You to sleep you most likely won't be able to sleep until like one or two a.m. 47:07.880 --> 47:10.200 Which for anyone in school or that has a job 47:10.200 --> 47:15.320 That's probably gonna make life worse or you're gonna have the worst stage of it having to take copious amounts of 47:15.320 --> 47:19.160 caffeine in the daytime while at night downing a bottle of melatonin to fight it. 47:19.160 --> 47:24.360 It creates an endless cycle of you doing that until one day you either take a break or I guess 47:24.360 --> 47:28.480 wait until you're at 900 milligrams of caffeine every day and have a heart attack in the middle 47:28.480 --> 47:29.480 of the night. 47:29.480 --> 47:31.240 To wrap it up, the main lesson of today's video- 47:31.240 --> 47:34.640 Bro, I never have a problem falling asleep though. 47:34.640 --> 47:37.360 Like I don't take melatonin, I got a problem staying asleep. 47:37.360 --> 47:40.560 So I guess it's to always remember the limits of caffeine. 47:40.560 --> 47:44.400 More and more are there cases of people either having heart attacks or distra- 47:44.400 --> 47:46.560 Like how many times y'all wake up in the night? 47:46.560 --> 47:49.160 I wake up like five times. 47:49.160 --> 47:50.000 Or in their body? 47:50.000 --> 47:51.400 At least. 47:51.400 --> 47:52.600 Nah, maybe not at least. 47:52.600 --> 47:54.800 Maybe at least three. 47:54.800 --> 47:57.900 At least three at most like eight. 47:57.900 --> 47:59.500 Like every hour. 47:59.500 --> 48:01.280 Up, up, up, up, up, up. 48:01.280 --> 48:02.520 He's over half zero. 48:02.520 --> 48:03.840 So you just time work. 48:03.840 --> 48:04.680 Time too much? 48:04.680 --> 48:06.440 Which is, and then sometimes I don't know, 48:06.440 --> 48:07.480 like randomly I'll just be like, 48:07.480 --> 48:10.080 damn what a five time I sleep tonight. 48:10.080 --> 48:10.920 Ugh. 48:10.920 --> 48:13.080 And then I, that's when I have trouble falling asleep 48:13.080 --> 48:17.080 because I'm like, am I content with the life I've lived? 48:17.080 --> 48:19.880 What if I died right now? 48:19.880 --> 48:21.160 Why? 48:21.160 --> 48:23.240 That's not normal. 48:23.240 --> 48:24.960 I'm not caring, bro. 48:24.960 --> 48:26.400 We should put cocaine back in Coke Box. 48:26.400 --> 48:28.800 Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok. 48:28.800 --> 48:30.280 As always, I love you guys. 48:30.280 --> 48:32.320 Consensually. 48:32.320 --> 48:34.360 I love Tommy, man. 48:34.360 --> 48:36.240 That makes the best videos genuinely. 48:36.240 --> 48:37.680 Our friend, I just do you drink company. 48:37.680 --> 48:39.440 Young people are hard to demographic goals 48:39.440 --> 48:40.720 to get them all they're young and impressionable 48:40.720 --> 48:41.640 all their time for life. 48:41.640 --> 48:44.640 Yeah, because then it's just a repeat customer, dude, if they fuck with your brand. 48:44.640 --> 48:47.440 I mean, that's the, that's not even an energy drink company. 48:48.340 --> 48:53.340 That's not even an energy drink company specific, like, strategy. 48:53.540 --> 48:55.140 That's every brand ever. 48:56.140 --> 49:00.940 Every brand ever just wants you, wants you to start liking them younger 49:00.940 --> 49:04.140 because then you just will continuously use them forever. 49:05.740 --> 49:06.740 Moose, they give it a three. 49:07.540 --> 49:08.340 Do you still have a dog? 49:08.340 --> 49:08.940 Yes, rarely. 49:08.940 --> 49:10.040 For the sub-AGA of the three. 49:10.040 --> 49:12.040 Sugar Red Monster before a good or bad, Dwin taking the 7, 49:12.040 --> 49:12.680 and Jave with the 3. 49:12.680 --> 49:13.680 Chat, I'm going to piss real quick, 49:13.680 --> 49:16.120 and then we're going to 1v1 Jaxie and Gio, 49:16.120 --> 49:17.920 and then we're going to hop back into Reacts. 49:17.920 --> 49:19.400 We have one more regular React, and then we're 49:19.400 --> 49:20.760 going to do philosophy Reacts. 49:20.760 --> 49:21.760 I just made some point in schedule, 49:21.760 --> 49:23.160 if you want to know, the rest of the week. 49:23.160 --> 49:25.800 Tomorrow, Gio Gasser, Saturday Reacts Rainbow Tournament. 49:25.800 --> 49:28.400 We'll go from there. 49:28.400 --> 49:30.600 Push this. 49:30.600 --> 49:32.520 Let's advance our troops real quick. 49:32.520 --> 49:33.520 He's playing a chess match. 49:33.520 --> 49:34.400 All right, I got time. 49:34.400 --> 49:35.760 Yo, count me down 30 seconds. 49:35.760 --> 49:36.360 Maybe a minute. 50:40.040 --> 50:51.040 What did Alex just say I'd smash Kildozer. Rarely for the sub. 50:51.040 --> 51:05.040 Same facts, bro. What is this conversation? Is Kildozer in chat? What about the JCRL stream? 51:05.040 --> 51:12.080 We ended up moving it. I don't know when we're doing it, but I've been busy. He's been busy. I figured that shit out, bro 51:15.440 --> 51:17.440 All right 51:17.880 --> 51:24.320 Hold up, you know, don't spam paragraphs in chat. You're saying I'm not I'm not reading it 51:24.320 --> 51:27.160 I'm not reading the chat. That's like nine sentences 51:27.160 --> 51:40.560 is. Oh, why is he crashing out? Bro, guys, this is so fucking dumb! Joe is ready? Okay, 51:40.560 --> 51:48.680 okay, okay, okay. Is he, why is he crashing out? Mike, think of this, uh, Mots, can you 51:48.680 --> 51:55.640 put us in Geo? I said don't spam a paragraph and then immediately after a chatter, it's 51:55.640 --> 51:58.960 And what are we doing? 51:58.960 --> 51:59.840 What are we doing? 52:02.400 --> 52:03.640 Jake, he's ready. 52:03.640 --> 52:07.800 Let me call him real quick. 52:07.800 --> 52:11.240 I got to throw that fucking map in, too. 52:11.240 --> 52:12.480 I said I'm going to give him tips. 52:12.480 --> 52:14.000 Should I help him out? 52:14.000 --> 52:15.960 I called him earlier, and we were talking about the Geo 52:15.960 --> 52:16.880 tournament tomorrow. 52:16.880 --> 52:22.760 And he seems a little nervous, but he's not very prepared. 52:22.760 --> 52:24.760 Bro, it's high-vives playing on his fucking... 52:36.400 --> 52:39.080 Bro, is this that shit from like cool math games? 52:39.080 --> 52:43.540 I feel like I used to play this when I was in like fucking elementary school. 52:45.840 --> 52:50.740 Slope? Yeah, I mean it at least looks similar to the game that I was playing. This looks a lot better though now. 52:50.740 --> 52:53.240 Yo, y'all remember Age of War? 52:53.240 --> 52:55.740 That was like the best game ever. 52:55.740 --> 52:57.740 I feel like that's just gonna give me a seizure, man. 52:57.740 --> 52:58.740 Jesus Christ. 52:58.740 --> 53:00.740 The fucking neon lights. 53:00.740 --> 53:01.740 My God. 53:01.740 --> 53:03.740 It's like making me nauseous. 53:03.740 --> 53:04.740 Holy fuck. 53:04.740 --> 53:09.740 Mike, thank you for the sub. 53:09.740 --> 53:10.740 Age of War, bro. 53:10.740 --> 53:11.740 Dun dun dun. 53:11.740 --> 53:12.740 Dun dun dun. 53:12.740 --> 53:13.740 Dun dun dun. 53:13.740 --> 53:14.740 Dun dun dun. 53:14.740 --> 53:15.740 Dun dun dun. 53:15.740 --> 53:16.740 Dun dun dun. 53:16.740 --> 53:17.740 Dun dun dun. 53:17.740 --> 53:18.740 Dun dun dun. 53:18.740 --> 53:19.740 Dun dun dun. 53:19.740 --> 53:21.740 I gotta play that song 53:40.900 --> 53:48.980 Bro playing this on my fucking grandparents PC that genuinely probably have like an RTX 480 and that bitch 53:48.980 --> 53:57.620 some shit that was running at like actually three frames per second oh hey 53:57.620 --> 54:02.480 sorry sorry I'm late jinxie I was uh reminiscing about age of war did you ever 54:02.480 --> 54:05.040 play that game 54:05.680 --> 54:11.140 wait wait wait I think I know the game you're talking about it's when they 54:11.140 --> 54:14.940 walk in the straight lines at each other what's this no there's like a glory 54:14.940 --> 54:16.940 Sunday is the song. How does the song go? 54:16.940 --> 54:18.940 Dun dun dun. 54:18.940 --> 54:20.940 Dun dun dun. 54:20.940 --> 54:22.940 Dun dun dun. 54:22.940 --> 54:24.940 Dun dun dun. That's the best game ever made. 54:24.940 --> 54:26.940 I was okay. Joe, I'm not 54:26.940 --> 54:28.940 kidding. I was literally talking to my 54:28.940 --> 54:30.940 cousin two days ago 54:30.940 --> 54:32.940 about the Ancon gaming era and we were 54:32.940 --> 54:34.940 talking about Age of War. 54:34.940 --> 54:36.940 I'm not kidding. Bro, there was so many 54:36.940 --> 54:38.940 good ass games 54:38.940 --> 54:40.940 from that time frame. 54:40.940 --> 54:42.940 Like, dude, did you ever play 54:42.940 --> 54:51.460 Smith or Jack Smith was the I played Jack Smith on stream like six months ago 54:51.460 --> 54:57.700 because it was so good like I used to know why I feel like none of those games 54:57.700 --> 55:02.860 exist in Lester they have to be like remade oh my god this this was the game 55:02.860 --> 55:08.020 I grinded warzone tower defense bro me and my brothers would always try to like 55:08.020 --> 55:11.700 see if you can get the highest wave on warzone tower defense. 55:11.700 --> 55:13.020 Dude, I think the guy that was like, 55:13.020 --> 55:17.020 I used to play balloons fucking TD like one. 55:17.020 --> 55:19.020 I used to play the balloons tower defense game. 55:19.020 --> 55:20.580 That was like, it wasn't even tower defense. 55:20.580 --> 55:23.100 You were just throwing darts at balloons. 55:23.100 --> 55:25.020 Bloons was also peak. 55:25.020 --> 55:26.740 Wait, but what was the best balloons? 55:26.740 --> 55:28.300 Because they were all on mobile, yeah. 55:28.300 --> 55:30.940 You could play balloons like literally in your bed. 55:30.940 --> 55:32.820 I mean, I still think the best balloons 55:32.820 --> 55:34.500 is the current one. 55:34.500 --> 55:36.020 BTD six? 55:36.020 --> 55:40.580 No, no, yeah BTD 5. I would actually I don't remember. Oh 55:41.860 --> 55:45.800 BTD 6. Yeah, no BTD 6 is the best one the prep dude 55:45.800 --> 55:50.740 I had I had such a good account and then my fucking I had to get my PC wipe 55:50.740 --> 55:55.420 And I lost my fucking balloons progress and I remember I loaded it up on stream one day 55:55.420 --> 55:59.760 I just crashed out because I was like I'm not starting back at level one. Yeah 56:00.520 --> 56:02.680 Fucking regular ass dart monkeys 56:14.640 --> 56:16.880 Bloons is such a fucking game 56:19.760 --> 56:23.080 When it's also dude, it's just like one of those games that works 56:23.080 --> 56:29.160 I there's so there's like so few games that work on mobile and PC like the lotter is another one 56:29.160 --> 56:33.860 That's fire like yeah, you can play blooms on a fucking iPad 56:34.520 --> 56:40.320 Fucking switch doesn't matter. It's such a simple game, but it's so good. Yo, you are so quiet 56:40.320 --> 56:44.960 I have you like turned up all the way wait really hold up. I can fix that 56:46.040 --> 56:48.040 Okay, penis 56:49.440 --> 56:55.580 Is that a mic check yes louder quieter, how do I sound? How do I sound louder a little louder? 56:55.580 --> 57:00.580 All right. Now how loud how loud now how loud now you're good now. You're good now. You're good now 57:00.580 --> 57:05.540 Okay, I cranked that shit up. I didn't know why I had a bad love. Okay, brother. Are we playing geo? 57:06.160 --> 57:13.020 Yeah, I was I was wondering what you what you want to do for like I'm assuming yeah, we could 1v1 57:13.020 --> 57:15.220 But do you want to do a mixture of like? 57:16.060 --> 57:18.580 Move and no moves and maybe you get a little 57:19.340 --> 57:23.740 Experience for the tourney tomorrow. Yes. I want to do a mixture of move and no move 57:23.740 --> 57:28.260 I think we should 1v1 and then maybe we could do some 2v2s against people that works 57:28.260 --> 57:31.300 I was gonna say if we 1v1 we could do like a 57:31.900 --> 57:38.000 Best of three on like regular and then do best of three on like the math that's similar like practice wise 57:38.460 --> 57:43.260 Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds good. That sounds good. I'll give you some tips and tricks as well 57:43.860 --> 57:50.280 So like I mean Joe, I could just kick your ass bro. You know what I'm saying you're I I would give you a 57:50.280 --> 57:57.140 20% win rate on me. I would say if we played 10 games you win too. Are you serious? 57:57.960 --> 58:05.360 Yes, I don't think that you like know the cheese. I don't know the cheese. I bro 58:05.360 --> 58:09.280 I don't know the cheese. The cheese is is ballards. I don't know ballards 58:09.280 --> 58:17.020 Ballards is like the most OP thing you could learn in Geo gas Earth. It's also just like you have to grind that to understand it 58:17.980 --> 58:24.040 Bro Jinxies chat and my chat I said Jinxie the website plonk it if you want to get good at 58:24.040 --> 58:31.300 Geo guess her just go on plonk it and no life learn about every country in the fucking world and you will just get 58:31.960 --> 58:33.960 Really good really quickly 58:37.280 --> 58:43.760 Yeah, bro Joe whenever I go to plonk it it just says join the discord hit guide top right 58:43.760 --> 58:50.760 right. And then you just hit any 58:50.760 --> 58:52.760 country and it'll tell you like 58:52.760 --> 58:59.760 hit like Brazil. Oh my god. Yeah 58:59.760 --> 59:01.760 and then it'll tell you I mean 59:01.760 --> 59:03.760 you don't need a no attack for 59:03.760 --> 59:10.760 the US. Car. Carmella is huge 59:10.760 --> 59:12.760 Carmella is huge if you're able 59:12.760 --> 59:15.360 car metal like like the stubby antenna shit. 59:15.360 --> 59:17.680 I don't look, go to Ghana. 59:17.680 --> 59:18.520 Go to Guy. 59:18.520 --> 59:22.080 Venezuela has no coverage, so you just never guess it. 59:22.080 --> 59:23.280 Unless we're in no move. 59:23.280 --> 59:25.200 In no move, everything can be shown. 59:25.200 --> 59:27.480 Also, one more thing I want to show you before we start. 59:27.480 --> 59:31.440 Look up right and left driving countries. 59:32.800 --> 59:33.640 And then hit image. 59:33.640 --> 59:34.480 Okay. 59:37.080 --> 59:39.000 Right and left. 59:39.000 --> 59:51.400 So you get stuck in your head, it's a good ass song. 59:51.400 --> 59:56.880 Like hit that red image in the middle on Wikipedia. 59:56.880 --> 59:58.040 Wow. 59:58.040 --> 01:00:03.880 If you could fucking just sponge that, that will make you so much better. 01:00:03.880 --> 01:00:07.760 The blue countries drive on the left, the red countries drive on the right. 01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:14.660 If you're able to do Suntech and know right and left side of the road like that alone will like if you get a left 01:00:14.660 --> 01:00:17.360 Side it right side doesn't really help you because most countries drive on the right 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:21.220 But if you get a left-sided country you're in like one of ten places 01:00:21.740 --> 01:00:27.760 Like instant road you're sweating your nuts off. That's what yo yo chat is that 01:00:29.040 --> 01:00:35.200 That's not sweating that is like the most basic thing you learn in Geo guess her that is like 01:00:35.200 --> 01:00:42.640 that is like actually low silver knowledge like that is your rank brother yeah but the thing is when 01:00:42.640 --> 01:00:49.680 I play Geo guesser yeah sure quote-unquote silver one these motherfuckers will go five for five on 01:00:49.680 --> 01:00:55.920 country guesses yeah there were ELO's probably way higher than you know oh I forgot I could like 01:00:55.920 --> 01:01:00.080 match you against okay yeah if they don't grind the game this season yeah they don't if they 01:01:00.080 --> 01:01:03.680 haven't played it's literally just like d ranking in rainbow like if you don't play for like six 01:01:03.680 --> 01:01:11.840 months, like they might have been fucking masters and they just haven't played in a year and now they're playing you and they're just gonna, you know, fucking full wipe. 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:13.280 Okay. 01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:20.880 All right, I'm gonna make a regular duel on the map that we're playing for move tomorrow. 01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:23.580 And I'll have it regular rules. 01:01:23.980 --> 01:01:26.580 Just so you know, the max time limit is a minute. 01:01:26.580 --> 01:01:29.980 So even if neither of us gas, you only have a minute to figure out where you are. 01:01:30.780 --> 01:01:31.780 Would it give me like a 01:01:31.780 --> 01:01:39.780 Yeah, I don't still do the countdown. Okay. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Bro, Joe, I'm just saying bro, don't underestimate me bro, please. 01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:47.780 Brother, I'm not underestimating you. I genuinely, I, dude, I think that you and Onay are a top 16. 01:01:47.780 --> 01:02:00.780 Where you fall in that category, I don't know if you're one, I don't know if you're six, but like, I think Onay's, you know, I think Onay's gonna be, you know, kind of fucking pulling you along tomorrow. 01:02:00.780 --> 01:02:07.700 tomorrow all right yo Joe but watch it like when I play bro mean you can do oh 01:02:07.700 --> 01:02:11.580 too after we play like bro I like Joe I can hold my fucking way you know what 01:02:11.580 --> 01:02:15.420 I'm really I think it all do oh with you I think it me and you duo I think I'm 01:02:15.420 --> 01:02:21.660 going to tell you where we are like 90% of the time because I'm gonna figure it 01:02:21.660 --> 01:02:25.500 out before you and maybe I'll be right bro maybe I'll be right maybe you'll 01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:29.440 be wrong sometimes you know it's about teamwork bro teamwork makes the dream 01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:34.760 Yeah, that's the whole I mean, that's why we're like duo. That's why I wanted the tourney to be do us because it's just like 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:37.000 You're able to bounce off of each other 01:02:42.160 --> 01:02:45.660 I set the link in our discord chat 01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:51.520 Bro, how'd you get the check mark can I show screen or no? Yeah, you can just screen 01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:56.320 Joe, how'd you get the check mark Joe Jesus? I don't know. They just gave it to me 01:02:56.320 --> 01:03:00.840 You could ask you you could literally just go do it. Honestly, you could probably go on stream tomorrow 01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:04.800 Geo guess her or probably be in your chat. You just go. Can I have the checkmark and we'll get it to you? 01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:10.300 So Joe, let's let's well be one bro best out of five 01:03:10.560 --> 01:03:13.120 Let's do you do what why don't we do? 01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:18.000 Why don't we do two best of threes one on this map and then one on the no move? 01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:20.400 All right, what is this map? What do you mean? 01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:23.880 community world is just like the most used 01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:27.880 map for like party 1v1s. 01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:28.880 Okay. 01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:33.880 And then the other map is similar to the one that we'll be doing tomorrow. 01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:35.880 I don't even know the one that we're doing tomorrow, though. 01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:36.880 Okay. 01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:38.880 Are you ready to tango? 01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:39.880 Yeah. 01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:42.880 I'm gonna, you know, I, you know, you can do whatever you want. 01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:46.880 I'm gonna throw my chat an email only because I tend to look over and I don't want to cheat. 01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:49.880 I have my chat on the same model that I game on, so I'm good. 01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:52.880 As long as I don't do that, I can't read my chat. 01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:57.440 Okay, awesome. You're about to get one do you have one do you have one monitor? 01:04:01.160 --> 01:04:05.680 No, I have I have two monitors I have a Xbox monitor and a PC monitor 01:04:05.680 --> 01:04:09.600 So basically if I'm on PC, I have one you don't like what? 01:04:10.440 --> 01:04:13.920 Jinxie, you know, there's multiple ports on the back of your monitor, right? 01:04:15.040 --> 01:04:17.040 You just switch input I 01:04:17.040 --> 01:04:25.160 I'd like to keep it just Xbox restricted only okay well good luck to you 01:04:25.160 --> 01:04:31.840 Joe I'm saying don't underestimate me do you want me to calm to you while we play or 01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:37.360 sure yeah all right so like what are you what are you seeing right now what do you what are you feeling 01:04:37.360 --> 01:04:50.520 probably just Australia probably just Australia you think maybe South Africa 01:04:51.520 --> 01:04:56.440 I don't think that's a bad shout honestly I'm not really knowing where we 01:04:56.440 --> 01:05:00.800 are we kind of just spawned in the middle of my screen went 01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:03.800 It's Australia, dude. Trust me. It's Australia, I guess. 01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:07.800 No, South Africa. Sorry, I meant to say South Africa. 01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:10.800 Why don't you throw down a gas sign? 01:05:10.800 --> 01:05:12.800 I guarantee you this is South Africa. 01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:14.800 Wait, my guess is to put you on the clock. 01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:20.800 I really don't know where we are. 01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:24.800 Bro, those trees are African trees, trust me. 01:05:24.800 --> 01:05:33.800 Those are- I do like that shout, but I don't know for sure. 01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:36.800 We weren't. We were in Kenya. 01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:41.800 You little fucker. Why am I letting you slay my opinion here? 01:05:41.800 --> 01:05:43.800 You weren't gonna guess Kenya! 01:05:43.800 --> 01:05:47.800 Okay, but I looked at the sun and we were in the northern hemisphere. 01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:50.800 Uh, my screen's blurry again. 01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:52.800 Hi-bye! 01:05:52.800 --> 01:06:03.700 like what is this yeah do you know where you got some real quick I guarantee you 01:06:03.700 --> 01:06:06.480 this is like 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:24.060 How do you know how the fuck okay, okay, that's how that's us broke you didn't read the language 01:06:24.060 --> 01:06:27.300 That was not that was not a language spoken in Malaysia 01:06:27.300 --> 01:06:34.120 My screens black again. Hi guys my screens blurry yo Joe are you like 01:06:34.120 --> 01:06:37.760 EMP me or something. I'm not EMPing you. I'm spawning in 01:06:40.480 --> 01:06:45.680 Around bro, you just got to move no no Joe. I'm like blurry. It's like blurry 01:06:45.680 --> 01:06:50.240 Oh, you might have worked into a different like hand regen, right? You got to move around. I 01:06:55.640 --> 01:06:57.880 I was feeling very once or no 01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:04.080 It goes a little blurry, but then I just keep I'm like spam moving around like I probably moved like a mile down 01:07:04.120 --> 01:07:08.920 the road. I have a general inkling of where we are, but I could be like super 01:07:08.920 --> 01:07:14.120 I don't know because it's all blurry! What the fuck? 01:07:14.120 --> 01:07:20.120 Alright, Hawaii, fuck it. We are not in Hawaii. 01:07:20.120 --> 01:07:26.120 For a Christmas weekend and a kindred public had sent me here in Hawaii. Oh my god, you were closer. 01:07:26.120 --> 01:07:30.120 Yo, that's crazy. Is that New Zealand? 01:07:30.120 --> 01:07:34.980 I said New Zealand it was like the hills of New Zealand I wasn't really getting much info there 01:07:35.820 --> 01:07:37.820 Joe works you in the hills 01:07:45.180 --> 01:07:47.180 Where the hell is this 01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:57.380 Wait, I thought you said you were good at this region dare I say Scandinavia there you say 01:07:57.380 --> 01:07:59.380 Joe, I'm not even kidding you, right? 01:07:59.380 --> 01:08:01.380 Do you look at the shrubbery? 01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:03.380 Alright, my screen's blurry again. 01:08:03.380 --> 01:08:05.380 High five! 01:08:05.380 --> 01:08:07.380 Like, what? I can't see shit! 01:08:07.380 --> 01:08:09.380 I can't see anything! 01:08:09.380 --> 01:08:11.380 I feel like you're making up excuses, man. 01:08:11.380 --> 01:08:13.380 You gotta just move around the map, you know? 01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:15.380 Alright, this is gonna be like, 01:08:15.380 --> 01:08:17.380 Code Stool Scandinavia, 01:08:17.380 --> 01:08:19.380 on this. 01:08:21.380 --> 01:08:23.380 Um... 01:08:23.380 --> 01:08:25.380 I 01:08:29.780 --> 01:08:31.780 Know 01:08:38.660 --> 01:08:42.940 Yeah, those were Nordic mountains man that shit was not 01:08:42.940 --> 01:08:44.940 I 01:08:47.020 --> 01:08:50.960 Yo Joe you only won because just okay 01:08:51.460 --> 01:08:56.580 Bro, I then let's then that that one will that one will account close out your geo and open it back up 01:08:58.500 --> 01:09:02.020 Yo, Joe, what do you mean Nordic mountains? How locked in are you bro? 01:09:02.540 --> 01:09:08.920 Well, I mean that was those will Finland's also like a Nordic-esque country. It's just like that looked like Norway 01:09:08.920 --> 01:09:14.720 There's a lot of pine trees. Wait hold up. I got a hero cook. I'll be back in like 30 seconds tops tops 01:09:16.480 --> 01:09:17.980 All right, all right 01:09:17.980 --> 01:09:21.640 Yo, Jack, I'm just saying bro. If there wasn't a flashbang 01:09:22.120 --> 01:09:28.700 Concussion grenade every time I clicked an arrow. Maybe I could have stood a chance. I mean good God. Did y'all see that? 01:09:30.200 --> 01:09:36.200 Don't care you're coping. I'll I'll literally slap you in the face, bro. I'll slap you in the face 01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:38.880 Finland does have hills like that 01:09:38.920 --> 01:09:42.440 No, Finland wasn't a bad shout. 01:09:42.440 --> 01:09:44.000 Try playing in 4k. 01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:45.720 You're taking out an email while we're in this. 01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:46.640 Young back, dude. 01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:47.640 Did you count me down? 01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:49.040 How long was it? 01:09:49.040 --> 01:09:52.400 Wait, you actually peed and returned that fast. 01:09:52.400 --> 01:09:54.120 Yep, didn't wash my hands. 01:09:54.120 --> 01:09:56.080 Piss and sprint. 01:09:56.080 --> 01:09:57.120 There's no way. 01:09:57.120 --> 01:09:58.480 Tactical maneuver. 01:09:58.480 --> 01:09:59.320 Tactical maneuver. 01:09:59.320 --> 01:10:00.600 You pissed for like eight seconds? 01:10:00.600 --> 01:10:03.200 Wait, is your toilet like in your room? 01:10:03.200 --> 01:10:06.560 I mean, it's literally like right next to the ES. 01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:07.840 Yeah, well, that's why. 01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:10.240 Alright Joe, I'm ready now. I'm not going to be blurry this time. 01:10:10.240 --> 01:10:11.940 So, so that one didn't count? 01:10:12.440 --> 01:10:14.240 That, that one didn't count. 01:10:14.540 --> 01:10:15.740 That one, okay that one counted. 01:10:15.740 --> 01:10:18.340 No, that one didn't count. I'll, I'll give that to you. 01:10:18.340 --> 01:10:19.240 If you're saying it was blurry, it was blurry. 01:10:19.240 --> 01:10:21.740 Alright, I'm putting on my gamer glasses. Now I'm tryharding. 01:10:22.240 --> 01:10:24.040 Okay. Yeah, now you think that's gonna help? 01:10:25.940 --> 01:10:28.240 Chad, I have my gamer glasses on. Now he's fucked. 01:10:28.240 --> 01:10:29.440 Are they blue lights? 01:10:30.240 --> 01:10:32.040 Yes, somebody sent them to me yesterday. 01:10:32.340 --> 01:10:33.440 Oh, that's so sweet. 01:10:33.840 --> 01:10:37.040 Alright, these ones, it's literally just a pure guess. 01:10:37.040 --> 01:10:39.040 Is it 01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:44.560 All right, screens black again. Hi guys, I'm gonna throw up telling you it's gotta be you bro 01:10:46.680 --> 01:10:48.680 It's gotta be you you gotta move around 01:10:51.120 --> 01:10:55.920 I'm looking at your POV right now your screen's not black. I'm like I see your perspective 01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:03.920 I mean 01:11:07.040 --> 01:11:10.280 Let's look it's black 01:11:12.120 --> 01:11:15.460 Let's just play the no moves man. Wait my screen's black 01:11:16.080 --> 01:11:22.140 Bro is your screen actually black hold up go to my screen. I'm gonna it now. It's not now 01:11:22.140 --> 01:11:28.340 It's not now. It's blurry. You I need bro. You just gotta move when it's black just instantly move 01:11:29.020 --> 01:11:33.280 Joe, I was doing that Joe. I was doing that. I played geocaster all the time. I've never had this happen 01:11:33.280 --> 01:11:40.280 Uh, it's just a blur bomb again. It's just a bomb of blur. 01:11:40.280 --> 01:11:49.280 How about, there's gotta be a solution. Turn on graphic acceleration? 01:11:49.280 --> 01:11:53.280 Traffic acceleration for a browser game? 01:11:53.280 --> 01:11:58.280 Yeah bro, the browser game's not really working though. 01:11:58.280 --> 01:12:06.240 Oh god, you didn't really even see now I can now get the advantage because I was looking at your screen 01:12:13.040 --> 01:12:15.040 Not knowing 01:12:22.360 --> 01:12:27.200 Yeah, you're not that bad you're not that bad you're being a little steamy you mean a little steamy 01:12:28.280 --> 01:12:31.280 Oh my screen's blocked, my screen's blocked. 01:12:33.280 --> 01:12:35.280 Whoa, whoa, I know where this is. 01:12:35.280 --> 01:12:36.280 You do? 01:12:36.280 --> 01:12:38.280 Yo, my screen's just randomly good now. 01:12:44.280 --> 01:12:46.280 Oh my god, I know where this is. 01:12:46.280 --> 01:12:49.280 Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh! 01:12:49.280 --> 01:12:56.280 I don't know, I don't know what this is. 01:12:58.300 --> 01:13:01.300 Hey, JXC, I see you're zooming in on C-Lonka, everybody. 01:13:01.300 --> 01:13:02.300 Yes. 01:13:02.300 --> 01:13:03.300 What? 01:13:03.300 --> 01:13:05.800 You weren't close. It was my job. I was wrong. 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:06.800 You got it all over there. 01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:08.800 You were wrong. You were zooming in on India. 01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:09.800 I was wrong. 01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:10.800 No, I'm not. 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:11.800 No, I'm not. 01:13:11.800 --> 01:13:12.800 No, I'm not. 01:13:12.800 --> 01:13:13.800 I'm not. 01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:14.800 Well, you were wrong. 01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:15.800 No, I'm not. 01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:16.800 I'm not. 01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:20.240 over there, but I think we're on India Sri Lanka, bro. 01:13:20.240 --> 01:13:22.800 That is not what that language looks like though. 01:13:25.360 --> 01:13:26.840 Mm, car tech here, you people? 01:13:29.160 --> 01:13:31.040 Car tech, no, I don't think anybody 01:13:31.040 --> 01:13:32.280 got to see the white car. 01:13:36.600 --> 01:13:39.760 Well, I'm looking at a fucking camel, so. 01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:43.080 I don't know if that's helping you. 01:13:43.080 --> 01:13:45.040 What countries have camels? 01:13:45.040 --> 01:13:50.500 I don't know they could be native or you know, maybe they're flowing in 01:13:53.480 --> 01:13:56.040 You mean somebody flew in a fucking camel 01:13:57.380 --> 01:14:00.940 They might have all right. I chat. I don't know 01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:06.640 Did you get some hard 01:14:15.040 --> 01:14:30.700 Yeah, we looked like we were in the middle of fucking nowhere there. Oh, wow, big mountains 01:14:30.700 --> 01:14:37.900 here. Yeah, beautiful. This is a 10 out of 10 bleed out spot. Holy shit. What do you 01:14:37.900 --> 01:14:42.520 bleed out like you die here yeah like ten out if you die if you slowly let out 01:14:42.520 --> 01:14:50.060 here I you're saying you're saying this is like an ideal spot to just be like 01:14:50.060 --> 01:14:57.380 ideal the end of the night all right screens blurry again I'm a help help 01:15:00.060 --> 01:15:04.520 so your screen has a one block a single time no it goes well it goes 01:15:04.520 --> 01:15:08.020 It goes blurry, but then it's fine. 01:15:08.020 --> 01:15:10.520 I'm actually gonna get pissed at this game. 01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:12.520 Like, brother, I'm... 01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:14.520 Pulska to Rome. 01:15:17.020 --> 01:15:19.020 Yo, you just read Spanish? 01:15:19.020 --> 01:15:22.520 Jinxie, you just read Spanish and went Poland. 01:15:22.520 --> 01:15:27.520 Well, hey, Joe, I had 39 seconds of a blurry, black screen. 01:15:27.520 --> 01:15:31.020 I only have to look at the sign for one fucking second. 01:15:31.020 --> 01:15:33.520 I might fix my set! 01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:38.760 Oh my god 01:15:41.840 --> 01:15:43.840 Now we're doing a grid meeting 01:15:48.400 --> 01:15:54.640 What's happening bro, okay, so I'm talking to a pro and apparently Google did something and 01:15:55.240 --> 01:15:59.240 This bug just happens to people randomly, but I can try some fixes 01:15:59.240 --> 01:16:08.520 Let me look please don't leave my search history bro actually it's just on PC yo bro high-fives 01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:15.920 like I'm confused though bro I never had a blurry problem as soon as I played Joe it's 01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:23.320 Joe no Joe's EMPing my shit bro do you want to host the lobby maybe that'll work high-fives 01:16:23.320 --> 01:16:24.600 Here's the thing. 01:16:24.600 --> 01:16:28.520 He recommends, the pro recommends a, let me look. 01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:34.000 He recommends a browser change to like Firefox. 01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:34.840 Wow. 01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:37.440 Yeah, why don't you just load up Windows XP? 01:16:37.440 --> 01:16:39.360 You want me to boot up Firefox? 01:16:39.360 --> 01:16:41.440 Yeah, boot up Bing, bro, get on Bing. 01:16:42.360 --> 01:16:44.400 Oh my God, I remember Bing. 01:16:44.400 --> 01:16:46.800 It's just Chrome and shit he's saying. 01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:48.280 Bro, I don't know what you're doing, high-fives. 01:16:48.280 --> 01:16:49.440 If this happens in tournaments more, 01:16:49.440 --> 01:16:51.800 I'm literally gonna end it all in GTA. 01:16:53.320 --> 01:16:56.120 He said, but everyone is getting this issue within the past two weeks. 01:16:59.920 --> 01:17:00.920 Hmm. 01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:03.860 We can try Firefox. 01:17:03.860 --> 01:17:05.520 I can set it up quickly. 01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:10.060 I've had this happen to me, but I usually it just fixes in like a game. 01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:14.020 Yeah, there's like no fix for it, except for like changing browsers. 01:17:14.020 --> 01:17:16.460 And he says maybe that will fix it, but everyone gets it. 01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:19.120 Fuck it. Firefox, dude. Let's do it. 01:17:19.120 --> 01:17:20.520 All right. 01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:23.120 Why don't you use DuckDuckGo? 01:17:23.120 --> 01:17:26.240 What is got got go at that a website browser? Yeah. 01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:29.320 Wait, what about like opera GX? 01:17:29.320 --> 01:17:31.640 Isn't that site good or no? 01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:33.440 Shes a. 01:17:33.440 --> 01:17:33.960 I'm not. 01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:36.320 No, we're going to sick the Firefox. 01:17:40.840 --> 01:17:43.880 Bro, oh my God, I'm downloading fucking Firefox. 01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:47.400 Yo, once I was installed, you're not beating me, buddy. 01:17:48.360 --> 01:17:49.680 So are we are we OK? 01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:51.720 So we're full resetting again. 01:17:51.720 --> 01:18:03.480 I believe you I believe you it was just funny when I tabbed on to your stream it was fine 01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:09.640 Joe every time I click the arrow button it's like getting hit by a concussion grenade 01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:15.880 literally every time I can't see shit okay thanks this is gonna be your geoguessor 01:18:15.880 --> 01:18:21.240 browser I'm not gonna import anything else other than your geoguessor watch this one crash 01:18:21.720 --> 01:18:28.600 all right beautiful beautiful geometry all right log in holy league league league league 01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:29.720 nothing's league 01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:37.720 hi guys holy shit bro are we screeching or no no no no 01:18:37.720 --> 01:18:42.320 no how damn bro you're moving fast over there 01:18:42.320 --> 01:18:48.160 joe after this gets installed you are cooked bro i'm getting firefox for your ass buddy 01:18:48.160 --> 01:18:59.160 getting firefox just to lose again I was getting hit by connoisseurs once 01:18:59.160 --> 01:19:06.700 those were not even matches sonion oh my god high fives I forgot my gmail you 01:19:06.700 --> 01:19:10.200 know what I got it don't worry there it is 01:19:10.320 --> 01:19:15.320 high fives you're absolutely positive nothing to eat right now 01:19:16.200 --> 01:19:18.200 Your stream is full black. Oh 01:19:19.320 --> 01:19:23.200 Good, it's the same as my geometry or my geoguessing screen. Cool 01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:25.520 Fucking nice 01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:27.160 There we go 01:19:27.160 --> 01:19:33.040 All right, yes on your device. Okay, should I should I remake the lobby because I'm assuming 01:19:33.040 --> 01:19:36.240 I don't know if you're gonna be like spawning because you're still in the party on my screen 01:19:36.240 --> 01:19:38.240 Yeah, new lobby new lobby. All right, I'll make new lobby 01:19:38.240 --> 01:19:40.240 I 01:19:44.360 --> 01:19:46.200 Party 01:19:46.200 --> 01:19:48.880 Yes, man, no we send it what oh 01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:53.400 There's got to be a way to do the goddamn text message or something 01:19:55.280 --> 01:19:59.000 Can be our drinks no, it's really not bro. It's not 01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:08.200 All right my only option is this so that's to work oh my god 01:20:08.240 --> 01:20:15.980 Oh, let's read what it says it's gonna get out it's good. Oh 01:20:19.240 --> 01:20:22.260 My god everything's leaked. Okay, Joe. Are you ready? 01:20:23.980 --> 01:20:30.620 No, yeah, I'm ready. I I sent in in the discord the new party link 01:20:31.540 --> 01:20:33.540 Thank you 01:20:35.820 --> 01:20:37.740 I got you I got you man 01:20:38.240 --> 01:20:42.200 All right, Joe, we're in here, bro, and I'm on Firefox now 01:20:43.640 --> 01:20:51.100 Firefox the superior browser now we do all now we hold to the death. All right, I'll try this. Let me see 01:20:52.000 --> 01:20:56.560 I'm okay. I'm not trying to be that guy, but I kind of hope it just full blacks when you 01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:03.380 Are you ready? Yep, I'm born ready 01:21:08.240 --> 01:21:16.080 Oh, it's just blurry, it's no it's just blurry okay 01:21:20.960 --> 01:21:26.240 All right, you see no joke is it black it's still black 01:21:28.160 --> 01:21:33.040 Every time I click an arrow button, I literally get hit with a concussion grenade. There we go 01:21:34.520 --> 01:21:36.520 All right 01:21:36.520 --> 01:21:38.520 All right, is it working now? 01:21:40.240 --> 01:21:43.760 How would you describe how would you answer that question? I guess like 01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:46.880 20% working. I don't know it works 01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:50.320 It works, but he's on 144p right now 01:21:51.320 --> 01:21:54.560 Like every time I click a button, bro, we should just play in no move 01:21:57.560 --> 01:21:59.560 In no move at least 01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:08.520 Oh 01:22:08.520 --> 01:22:10.520 They said wait, this is my teammate 01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:12.960 Yeah 01:22:16.320 --> 01:22:23.760 Bro, you thought that was Arabic hey Joe for the 90th time I'm getting concussion grenade 01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:30.680 All right, well there's a very obvious 01:22:32.040 --> 01:22:34.520 We're like in one specific place 01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:39.520 Yeah, bro, can you tell me where that is? Just so the chat knows? 01:22:40.420 --> 01:22:43.520 No, I don't think I'm going to but there's... 01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:44.520 All right! 01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:46.520 There's something that says exactly where we are. 01:22:55.520 --> 01:22:57.520 Mississippi? 01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.520 Ooh, he thinks we're in Mississippi. 01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:05.520 Would you read that sign, Jinxy, and think that we're in Mississippi? 01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:08.520 Where the fuck is Ozami? 01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:10.520 Yo. 01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:13.520 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. 01:23:13.520 --> 01:23:14.520 Alright! 01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:18.520 Yo, yo, yo, you just want to bear right away. 01:23:18.520 --> 01:23:20.520 What are you all reading? 01:23:20.520 --> 01:23:21.520 Bro, those were- 01:23:21.520 --> 01:23:24.520 Okay, hey, I'm not even trying to say like geography bro. 01:23:24.520 --> 01:23:27.520 That was clearly Asia. 01:23:27.520 --> 01:23:29.520 That was like, yo. 01:23:29.520 --> 01:23:31.520 Joe, can you play me in no move? 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:32.520 I'm just getting stressed from all the- 01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:34.520 Yes, we'll play- we'll play in that move. 01:23:34.520 --> 01:23:36.520 I 01:23:36.860 --> 01:23:43.320 Donate what do you mean your teammate bro? Oh, okay, okay? I'm literally lagging around the map. I'm lagging around the map guys 01:23:45.080 --> 01:23:50.880 There's a steam version say what lahi bro, there is but it's an app and it's different 01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:53.640 Yeah 01:23:54.160 --> 01:23:56.160 How so how so I 01:23:56.840 --> 01:23:58.840 Don't know 01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:02.600 You can't join off links and it yeah, it's like review bomb to shit 01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:14.600 All right. All right. I have us on the no move map. I'm not so sure you're going to like this one much more if I'm being honest, bro, as long as you don't have to you don't have to click anything drinks. You're in the party still. 01:24:14.600 --> 01:24:19.600 Oh, you ready? Just go to your just go to your browser. Just go to power folks. 01:24:19.600 --> 01:24:21.600 Let's go to the bar. 01:24:21.600 --> 01:24:23.600 Let's see. Just click fire. 01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:27.600 Alright. Joe let's go. Joe no move. No move. No move. 01:24:27.600 --> 01:24:29.600 Alright now we're going to see you actually better. 01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:48.600 Now that is a flag of mercy. 01:24:49.600 --> 01:25:07.600 That's very interesting. That's very, very interesting. Brother, what is that flag? 01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:17.040 I'm going to be real, I'm very unsure, but I kind of want to throw a banger gas down 01:25:17.040 --> 01:25:19.040 and I'm flying it if I'm wrong. 01:25:19.040 --> 01:25:20.040 Nice. 01:25:20.040 --> 01:25:21.040 Oh my gosh. 01:25:21.040 --> 01:25:22.040 All right. 01:25:22.040 --> 01:25:23.040 We're both wrong. 01:25:23.040 --> 01:25:24.040 We were at St. Vincent. 01:25:24.040 --> 01:25:25.040 We were in the Caribbean. 01:25:25.040 --> 01:25:26.040 All right. 01:25:26.040 --> 01:25:27.040 That's like a pop. 01:25:27.040 --> 01:25:36.040 All right. All right. Well, we were both wrong. We were at St. Vincent. We were, uh, we were in the Caribbean. 01:25:36.040 --> 01:25:41.040 All right, that's like impossible to guess. That's why I've never seen the flag, too. 01:25:50.040 --> 01:25:52.040 I'm getting a bit of blur now. 01:25:53.040 --> 01:25:55.040 Yes. 01:25:57.040 --> 01:26:12.040 Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot, dude. I think you're gonna get this and I'm not. 01:26:12.040 --> 01:26:17.040 Yeah, hey Joe, I'm just gonna be honest, bro. 01:26:17.040 --> 01:26:20.040 Chash, I just saved GG now. 01:26:20.040 --> 01:26:22.040 What, you think you're gonna lose? 01:26:22.040 --> 01:26:24.040 No, I'm gonna win, trust me. 01:26:24.040 --> 01:26:29.040 If you get this, I'm gonna ask them. 01:26:29.040 --> 01:26:31.040 Where are we? 01:26:31.040 --> 01:26:34.040 I know where it is. I know where it is. I know where it is. 01:26:37.040 --> 01:26:39.040 Alaska! I said it when there's only a second left! 01:26:39.040 --> 01:26:41.040 I'm gonna react! 01:26:42.040 --> 01:26:43.040 Alaska! 01:26:44.040 --> 01:26:45.040 Yo! 01:26:45.040 --> 01:26:46.040 Oh! 01:26:46.040 --> 01:26:47.040 Oh! 01:26:47.040 --> 01:26:48.040 Oh! 01:26:48.040 --> 01:26:49.040 Oh! 01:26:49.040 --> 01:26:50.040 Okay. 01:26:50.040 --> 01:26:51.040 The anchorage? 01:26:51.040 --> 01:26:58.080 I was like why do I know anchorage? I do not I was going in Maine. God damn. I was there 01:27:00.800 --> 01:27:10.320 All right, well literally says it your chat, but I bet you this is like brother brother, this is like 01:27:10.320 --> 01:27:19.600 this is where this is the airport 01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:24.800 this airport you think this is an airport yeah this is like an airport lobby 01:27:24.800 --> 01:27:30.560 you know I mean you know where it is right 01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:34.960 do you know where it is it's Canada 01:27:34.960 --> 01:27:36.960 Great job! 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:38.960 Alright, we just guessed the opposite side of the game. 01:27:38.960 --> 01:27:43.960 I don't know why we went Vancouver when there was a sign that said Montreal. 01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:47.960 I was wrong, but like, left Canada. 01:27:47.960 --> 01:27:49.960 Whoa, whoa. 01:27:59.960 --> 01:28:02.960 Wait, Joe, this isn't fair. Can you tell him we're a panamias? 01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:03.960 I don't know what panamias are the map. 01:28:03.960 --> 01:28:08.520 the map. No. What? What's up? South. South. South. South. 01:28:08.520 --> 01:28:12.560 help, help, help. Last. Left. 01:28:13.360 --> 01:28:17.320 Fuck! Yo, you gave me the anchor. Yeah. 01:28:17.320 --> 01:28:21.320 Hold it. Goddamn it. 01:28:21.320 --> 01:28:25.340 You just go inland when there was a. Hey, hi. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 01:28:25.340 --> 01:28:30.800 How do you not got I don't need the peanut gallery, bro. 01:28:30.800 --> 01:28:33.800 Well, they're driving on the right side of the road. 01:28:39.800 --> 01:28:41.800 I've got VVS, I've got fake gems. 01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:46.800 Alright, I have a good idea. I've got a good idea. I have a good idea. 01:28:52.800 --> 01:28:54.800 Oh my god, wait! 01:28:55.800 --> 01:28:57.800 Ah, no, I'm gonna find it. 01:28:57.800 --> 01:28:59.800 Oh my god! 01:28:59.800 --> 01:29:01.800 Joe, lock him, Joe! 01:29:01.800 --> 01:29:02.800 Lock him, Joe! 01:29:02.800 --> 01:29:05.800 Buddy, I am perfectly fine! 01:29:05.800 --> 01:29:07.800 Chad, Joe's nervous! 01:29:07.800 --> 01:29:09.800 Joe's nervous! 01:29:15.800 --> 01:29:17.800 Alright. 01:29:24.800 --> 01:29:26.800 Yo, hold on. 01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:28.600 Should I emote GG's? 01:29:28.600 --> 01:29:29.600 Should I emote GG's? 01:29:29.600 --> 01:29:31.100 Cause I think it's over buddy. 01:29:31.100 --> 01:29:33.600 Say where it is for the second lap of Group Yeah Mora. 01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:40.600 Montpellier France. 01:29:40.600 --> 01:29:42.600 Oh I didn't get time to guess. 01:29:42.600 --> 01:29:43.600 What the fuck? 01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:44.600 Alright. 01:29:44.600 --> 01:29:46.600 I was dead in the way. 01:29:46.600 --> 01:29:49.600 How did you know it was France? 01:29:49.600 --> 01:29:53.600 Cause I signed for Montpellier and I knew that was in France. 01:29:53.600 --> 01:29:59.020 Okay, I got word that the black screening it does happen on no move also 01:30:00.020 --> 01:30:02.520 But if you get it you can just refresh your sight 01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:07.900 What didn't happen once there? All right, Joe, what do you want me to say daddy? You own me bro 01:30:07.900 --> 01:30:14.280 We want to say Joe. Well, I mean I only won one real game technically. Yeah. Yeah, let's do one more no move 01:30:14.280 --> 01:30:17.680 Let's do one more no move. No move is fun. I like that. You got a hit continue 01:30:17.680 --> 01:30:46.120 I'm not even getting chat I know where this is 01:30:46.120 --> 01:30:54.360 I'm not going to say because I don't want you open up I'm looking for it are you looking 01:30:54.360 --> 01:31:03.040 for it I know exactly what this is are you looking for a zinni no I'm looking for something 01:31:03.040 --> 01:31:12.640 else what are you looking for well I already I know where it is how you do 01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:19.640 I'm gonna trust Minstink that says this is South Korea. 01:31:19.640 --> 01:31:25.640 That's a pretty bad guess. 01:31:25.640 --> 01:31:28.640 That was Mandarin. 01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:32.640 Wait, there's a place called Zinni in China. 01:31:32.640 --> 01:31:33.640 It's gonna look deeper. 01:31:33.640 --> 01:31:34.640 Fuck! 01:31:34.640 --> 01:31:37.640 Joe, you're gonna be between Mandarin and... 01:31:37.640 --> 01:31:39.640 Yeah, you just look at it. 01:31:39.640 --> 01:31:41.640 Wait, this has gotta be US! 01:31:41.640 --> 01:31:43.980 US! One has a bunch of circles. 01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:47.040 Oh my God, I know where this is. 01:31:47.040 --> 01:31:48.580 I know where this is just because of this. 01:31:48.580 --> 01:31:50.000 I'm not even getting it. 01:31:50.000 --> 01:31:51.660 Joe, you're dead, you're dead. 01:31:53.600 --> 01:31:55.520 You know where we are. 01:31:55.520 --> 01:31:57.000 I guarantee you I know where we are 01:31:57.000 --> 01:31:59.080 and it's the fattest reason ever. 01:31:59.080 --> 01:32:00.320 But I know where we are. 01:32:02.520 --> 01:32:04.320 I know the exact country we're in. 01:32:06.760 --> 01:32:09.560 You know, I think I know what country we're in as well. 01:32:11.640 --> 01:32:22.640 I guarantee you don't know where this is. I know where this exact city is. I don't know where this city is. 01:32:22.640 --> 01:32:32.640 I know it's in the middle of a setting spot. 01:32:32.640 --> 01:32:34.640 No it's not. 01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:36.640 Wait what? 01:32:36.640 --> 01:32:38.640 It can't be right? 01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:40.640 Yeah. 01:32:40.640 --> 01:32:42.640 Wait you mean the sun tech? 01:32:42.640 --> 01:32:48.640 Yeah last second I was also on UK and then I was like man this doesn't really look like the UK. 01:32:48.640 --> 01:32:50.640 Brother, brother. 01:32:50.640 --> 01:32:56.040 Okay, you got to teach me the Sun thing bro. I already told you the Sun thing. It's so like 01:32:56.920 --> 01:32:58.920 It's so easy 01:32:59.280 --> 01:33:01.280 Alright 01:33:01.280 --> 01:33:03.280 Very basic Sun tech 01:33:07.640 --> 01:33:09.640 Oh 01:33:10.640 --> 01:33:15.320 Yes, okay, just just ask me for a friend is this Russian text this is right oh 01:33:15.960 --> 01:33:19.720 Yeah, it's like a Slavic text, but we really could be anywhere 01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:22.640 You know what's funny? 01:33:22.640 --> 01:33:25.640 Because I think I know exactly what he says. 01:33:34.640 --> 01:33:35.640 Serbia? 01:33:37.640 --> 01:33:39.640 You're just a man. 01:33:39.640 --> 01:33:40.640 Mmm. 01:33:40.640 --> 01:33:42.640 I would have been a better gas. 01:33:43.640 --> 01:33:44.640 Is this like... 01:33:44.640 --> 01:33:46.640 What is happening? 01:33:46.640 --> 01:33:48.640 It's... This is gonna be hard. 01:33:48.640 --> 01:33:53.240 It's no move you just wanted one place. You gotta figure out where you are. All right. Yeah, you're fucked 01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:05.840 If you're closer again, bro 01:34:13.040 --> 01:34:16.240 We were actually in Sweden I just saw 01:34:18.640 --> 01:34:23.500 yo you you don't have bad guesses right now though 01:34:34.520 --> 01:34:39.660 interesting place we're in they got a Ferris wheel here I think I know where 01:34:39.660 --> 01:34:45.860 this is you've been saying that about every place we've gone to I know I know 01:34:45.860 --> 01:34:47.860 Joe, I know this one! 01:34:54.860 --> 01:34:57.860 Please, God, let me have one! Please, God! 01:34:57.860 --> 01:35:24.640 I don't know if that's a part of Italy. 01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:26.240 I could be really wrong on that. 01:35:26.240 --> 01:35:27.800 Whoa, where the fuck are we? 01:35:39.560 --> 01:35:40.400 Dima rang? 01:35:46.160 --> 01:35:47.000 What? 01:35:51.080 --> 01:35:54.000 Yo, I have, wait. 01:35:54.000 --> 01:35:55.000 Oh my God. 01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:02.000 Dude, it's one of two places. 01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:08.000 Joe, what's the sun, Captain Ken? 01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:12.000 You walk in the sun, I'll tell you after the game. 01:36:15.000 --> 01:36:18.000 I don't know why I think it's here, but I think I might be... 01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:21.000 Definitely not in Taiwan. 01:36:21.000 --> 01:36:28.880 How do you know how do you know it's not if I want me to go Mandarin James see where did you see fucking terracters 01:36:32.200 --> 01:36:36.080 You were reading a regular like you know alphabet 01:36:37.680 --> 01:36:40.000 Joe can we play duos row you own me, bro 01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:45.440 Yeah, we could buy videos we could play videos, okay 01:36:45.440 --> 01:36:53.600 The Sun thing though real quick if you're looking okay, so when you know how you have the compass on the top of your screen 01:36:54.360 --> 01:37:01.240 No, no, no, I don't you've never looked at the compass on your screen. Oh, no, I never 01:37:02.280 --> 01:37:06.560 Okay, so there's a compass on your screen if you look into the sky and 01:37:07.040 --> 01:37:11.880 It's not a cloudy day and the Sun's in the north your you know 01:37:12.400 --> 01:37:14.600 95% of the time in the south 01:37:14.600 --> 01:37:18.640 If the sun's in the south you're in the north. That's the opposite 01:37:19.480 --> 01:37:28.160 So never eat soggy waffles, bro. What do you mean? Never eat soggy waffles if you know, there's no never eat soggy waffles 01:37:28.160 --> 01:37:35.120 No, never eat soggy waffles if you're you know, if the sun's in the north of the south because you would stare into this 01:37:35.120 --> 01:37:39.680 You would stare at the sun and your compass would be your compass would have the letter and 01:37:39.680 --> 01:38:04.680 I got it. I got it. No, but the the one thing I'm gonna say is like if if you look at this in the sky and the sun's like very northeast on the verge of east, it's not really reliable, you know, like it has to be almost in the north or the south, like hemisphere wise, like, that's how you're going to know that's why I'm not in gold. 01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:06.680 I just gotta do that 01:38:06.680 --> 01:38:07.680 I don't 01:38:07.680 --> 01:38:08.680 Uh 01:38:08.680 --> 01:38:11.680 I think I have to friend you 01:38:11.680 --> 01:38:14.680 Okay, uh, send me a friend link or something 01:38:14.680 --> 01:38:17.680 Uh, how do I fucking send you a friend link? 01:38:17.680 --> 01:38:19.680 Your GPA is showing 01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:22.680 Yo Joe, what was your high school GPA Joe? 01:38:22.680 --> 01:38:23.680 Final? 01:38:23.680 --> 01:38:25.680 Like, when I graduated? 01:38:25.680 --> 01:38:26.680 Yes 01:38:26.680 --> 01:38:27.680 3.9 01:38:28.680 --> 01:38:31.680 Is that like weighted or unweighted? 01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:32.680 Unweighted 01:38:32.680 --> 01:38:44.960 in college I had a I graduated with a 3.85 I was Magna cum laude holy shit wait 01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:48.920 magna cum laude that means you got the little thing on your hat yeah I had a 01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:55.240 little tassel you know I don't know I don't know if you're able to friend me 01:38:55.240 --> 01:39:01.840 from this. Oh, that's go to the parties party. Yeah. And then you should see. Oh, 01:39:01.840 --> 01:39:05.680 I just click his name and hit except for him. Yeah. Okay. There we go. 01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:14.720 So, Joe, we're good in school. Well, I mean, I don't know. I like tried like I 01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:16.080 would study for shit. 01:39:18.640 --> 01:39:20.440 Okay. What was your GPA? 01:39:20.440 --> 01:39:26.920 I don't know why you're subtle to call 2.6, Joe. 01:39:26.920 --> 01:39:27.920 2.6. 01:39:27.920 --> 01:39:28.920 What do you mean? 01:39:28.920 --> 01:39:29.920 What do you mean? 01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:30.920 What do you mean? 01:39:30.920 --> 01:39:31.920 Oh, Joe. 01:39:31.920 --> 01:39:32.920 What is it? 01:39:32.920 --> 01:39:33.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:39:33.920 --> 01:39:34.920 Hold on. 01:39:34.920 --> 01:39:35.920 Pulled up. 01:39:35.920 --> 01:39:36.920 2.6. 01:39:36.920 --> 01:39:37.920 Unweighted? 01:39:37.920 --> 01:39:38.920 Were you in honors classes or? 01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:41.040 Yes, I was in honors classes. 01:39:41.040 --> 01:39:43.040 So weighted or unweighted? 01:39:43.040 --> 01:39:44.040 2.6. 01:39:44.040 --> 01:39:45.040 Weighted. 01:39:45.040 --> 01:39:46.040 What was unweighted? 01:39:46.040 --> 01:39:47.040 2.6. 01:39:47.040 --> 01:39:49.040 What was unweighted? 01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:51.680 Two points something it doesn't matter bro 01:39:52.680 --> 01:39:55.760 I had bad I had bad attendance 01:39:56.160 --> 01:40:01.920 One and two. I just could never pay attention bro. I I I hated school brother 01:40:01.920 --> 01:40:06.420 I hated every minute of school like I just every day I would look forward to when the last bell 01:40:09.920 --> 01:40:14.400 I'm all good senior year. I would skip like every other Friday. Yes 01:40:17.040 --> 01:40:19.040 Uh, we're hungry. 01:40:19.040 --> 01:40:21.040 What? How do you know? 01:40:21.040 --> 01:40:27.040 There's a .hu sign on this woman that's smiling with, like, a high G event. 01:40:27.040 --> 01:40:30.040 What? You can ping stuff? 01:40:30.040 --> 01:40:33.040 Yeah, you can ping? Well, you can ping like this. 01:40:33.040 --> 01:40:35.040 Well, I'm hovering where I'm gonna go. 01:40:35.040 --> 01:40:39.040 So if I'm going through the past, you go, like, packs down here. 01:40:41.040 --> 01:40:43.040 Just be split, you know. 01:40:43.040 --> 01:40:57.040 They're not locked. That was like the biggest freak in the world. It was .acu. Whoa. Sun, sun, sun. 01:40:57.040 --> 01:41:00.040 No, you can't use the sun tack. It's in the east. You just can't, you can't rely on it, 01:41:00.040 --> 01:41:07.040 but we're probably in Europe. Look at the buildings. We're in Europe. We're in Europe. 01:41:07.040 --> 01:41:13.160 could be like probably in like nothing on the road you want to say like Germany or 01:41:13.160 --> 01:41:18.920 something I kind of want to look a little bit I'm not thinking Germany if I had 01:41:18.920 --> 01:41:26.840 to guess right now I'm going like Russia no no probably like a Denmark dude I 01:41:26.840 --> 01:41:33.520 haven't even seen a language though what read it out to me all right let me read 01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:35.520 We might have went opposite ways. 01:41:35.520 --> 01:41:37.520 We definitely went opposite ways. 01:41:37.520 --> 01:41:39.520 Wait, I'm TP-ing to you. 01:41:39.520 --> 01:41:41.520 I'm TP-ing to you. 01:41:41.520 --> 01:41:43.520 I'm TP-ing to you. 01:41:43.520 --> 01:41:45.520 Oh, I saw that. 01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:47.520 Oh my god, I just TPed back. 01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:49.520 Wait, I'm going back to where I was. 01:41:49.520 --> 01:41:51.520 Cafe or Op-It? 01:41:51.520 --> 01:41:53.520 Yeah, bro. 01:41:53.520 --> 01:41:55.520 Cafe or Op-It? 01:41:55.520 --> 01:41:57.520 Bro, that does sound Norwegian. 01:41:57.520 --> 01:41:59.520 Doesn't that sound Norwegian? 01:41:59.520 --> 01:42:01.520 No, not Nordic, because there wasn't any... 01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:08.600 Nordic area like Denmark higher name any home. That's like Stockholm sweet 01:42:22.440 --> 01:42:26.260 That's more than eight miles that's about half a country 01:42:31.520 --> 01:42:36.720 We're in the Southern Hemisphere, we're driving on the left, we're probably in Australia. 01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:41.120 Roy's Peak Track, we're either in Australia or New Zealand. 01:42:43.620 --> 01:42:49.320 Roy's driving on the left, we're in the Southern Hemisphere and there are white road lines on the outside. 01:42:49.320 --> 01:42:52.320 If they were yellow, we would be in South Africa. 01:42:52.320 --> 01:42:58.320 Yes, it does have yellow but be real, Jinxie, does this look like South Africa? 01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:00.600 No 01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:05.460 There's a mountain with ice oh there is 01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:11.000 We could be in we could be in New Zealand near the Fox Glacier 01:43:15.040 --> 01:43:19.120 I'm not a tryhard you just gave me valuable info. I never turned around and saw that 01:43:21.160 --> 01:43:24.640 78 in my chat just said Greenland. Yep. Let's get a band on that guy 01:43:28.320 --> 01:43:33.320 New Zealand is not a bad guess, but we could be... 01:43:33.680 --> 01:43:35.360 Oh wait, no, but we wouldn't be right next to the mountain 01:43:35.360 --> 01:43:36.960 because it's in the distance. 01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:38.120 Bro, Joe, the thing is... 01:43:38.120 --> 01:43:39.160 Are we on a lake? 01:43:40.920 --> 01:43:42.160 We're following the lakes, no? 01:43:42.160 --> 01:43:44.160 Wait, this is Auckland, New Zealand, I guarantee you. 01:43:44.160 --> 01:43:45.640 I don't think we're in Auckland 01:43:45.640 --> 01:43:47.960 because you could see the mountains, Jinxie, 01:43:47.960 --> 01:43:50.800 and if you could see the mountains, we're not in Auckland. 01:43:52.040 --> 01:43:54.400 We're in Campbell Island, what do we compete with then? 01:43:54.400 --> 01:43:57.760 We're probably in Lake Hawaii, Hawaii. 01:43:58.320 --> 01:44:00.320 I'm gonna throw a mess down. 01:44:00.320 --> 01:44:02.320 No, I know where we are, bro. 01:44:02.320 --> 01:44:05.320 You didn't mind tomorrow's herny day around what already been over, because you only 01:44:05.320 --> 01:44:06.320 haven't been at Topps. 01:44:06.320 --> 01:44:07.320 I know where we are. 01:44:07.320 --> 01:44:09.320 We're in Rackora National Park. 01:44:09.320 --> 01:44:10.320 I guarantee it. 01:44:10.320 --> 01:44:12.320 And we're facing the glacier that I've been through. 01:44:12.320 --> 01:44:14.320 Yo, we are not on the high ground. 01:44:14.320 --> 01:44:15.320 We're in Rackora National Park. 01:44:15.320 --> 01:44:18.320 Jinxy, you put your pin where there are no roads. 01:44:18.320 --> 01:44:21.320 There are no roads where you put your pin. 01:44:21.320 --> 01:44:23.320 Zoom in on the map. 01:44:23.320 --> 01:44:24.320 Zoom in on the map. 01:44:24.320 --> 01:44:27.320 You just put it in the middle of the wilderness. 01:44:27.320 --> 01:44:28.320 Fuck! 01:44:28.660 --> 01:44:29.660 Oh, I'm black? 01:44:29.940 --> 01:44:31.940 Rainforest, rainforest, rainforest. 01:44:34.280 --> 01:44:35.280 Oh, I'm black again? 01:44:35.780 --> 01:44:36.780 I'm good now. 01:44:37.200 --> 01:44:38.860 Joe, rainforest. 01:44:39.120 --> 01:44:42.820 We're in the rainforest, we're- okay, rainforest, it's not really helping. 01:44:42.820 --> 01:44:45.080 You think we're in- you think we're in the Amazon rainforest? 01:44:45.080 --> 01:44:47.080 Brazil, we're in the Amazon rainforest. 01:44:47.080 --> 01:44:50.960 I think we're probably- yeah, Brazil's not a bad guess. 01:44:50.960 --> 01:44:51.960 Do we have the sun? 01:44:52.860 --> 01:44:54.860 Eeeeeee, not really. 01:44:54.860 --> 01:44:56.360 Maybe in the southern hemisphere? 01:44:56.360 --> 01:45:13.520 I think we're in Indonesia or Philippines we're not in Brazil but in Indonesia 01:45:13.520 --> 01:45:26.240 do they type with hog finish I don't know I don't 01:45:26.240 --> 01:45:30.040 No, I think we're probably in Asia though. What's the plants around us? 01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:42.840 That's Asia 01:45:42.840 --> 01:45:44.840 Yeah, maybe you're Philippine. 01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:46.840 Yeah, that probably is a better job. 01:45:46.840 --> 01:45:48.840 God fucking dammit! 01:45:48.840 --> 01:45:52.840 Okay, well earlier you said we were in the fucking Amazon rainforest, Janksy. 01:45:52.840 --> 01:45:55.840 Yes, but then I found more information, I found text. 01:45:55.840 --> 01:45:58.840 Yeah, you found fucking flower bags. 01:45:58.840 --> 01:46:00.840 We just lost them, brums. 01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:01.840 All right. 01:46:01.840 --> 01:46:02.840 Joe, can you- 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:04.840 I'm fine, we just run it back. 01:46:06.840 --> 01:46:08.840 Bro, Joe, you need to trust me more, bro. 01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:10.840 I don't trust you. 01:46:10.840 --> 01:46:15.320 Joe you need to trust me more bro. I don't trust in this team. All right, I'll trust you. All right 01:46:15.320 --> 01:46:20.140 I'll trust your guesses. I'll trust your guesses. Yes, if I like if I'm sure if I say Joe I have a hunch 01:46:22.720 --> 01:46:26.880 If I say I have a I got a movie against two Polish people 01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:29.760 I'm black and can okay. It's blurry now 01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:36.760 Kelly are on we're not jinxing before you say it. I don't think we're in China 01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:41.100 I think we're in Chinatown in an American city 01:46:41.920 --> 01:46:46.640 Wait, holy bone out. Why do you think that because this we're in Manhattan? 01:46:47.920 --> 01:46:50.100 We're in New York. Oh my god. Chinatown 01:46:52.120 --> 01:46:56.280 Do you God you live in fucking Florida, okay, this is gonna hedge on me 01:47:00.200 --> 01:47:05.600 Where is Chinatown in Manhattan that's Brooklyn 01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:16.760 Harlem, Lower Manhattan, Chinatown, we're in this region on my pen in New York. 01:47:16.760 --> 01:47:18.760 Joe, how do you know what's- 01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:19.760 Do we know what's- 01:47:19.760 --> 01:47:20.760 The green sign? 01:47:20.760 --> 01:47:27.760 Well, I'm seeing a bus that says New York City bus and there's a sign that says Manhattan Bridge and it's an arrow to the right. 01:47:27.760 --> 01:47:30.760 Everywhere is saying Manhattan. 01:47:30.760 --> 01:47:35.760 There's also a USPS sign and an NYPD officer. 01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:41.260 I think they might also did you throw a gas down? 01:47:44.260 --> 01:47:47.560 I'm gonna go a little over street wise 01:47:52.080 --> 01:47:54.080 We're not right on top of each other 01:47:54.440 --> 01:47:58.140 Okay, they're fucking idiots five kids. Oh, I've never got 01:47:58.140 --> 01:48:05.140 I mean, that was your gas. 01:48:05.140 --> 01:48:22.140 Red sand, red sand, southern hemisphere, are we in South Africa or I don't know if we'll 01:48:22.140 --> 01:48:23.140 be Australia. 01:48:23.140 --> 01:48:27.120 Australia, I would love to be able to see something else. 01:48:27.120 --> 01:48:28.120 Joe, I have a hunch. 01:48:28.120 --> 01:48:29.120 Okay, you have a hunch. 01:48:29.120 --> 01:48:33.040 Do you know where in Australia we are? 01:48:33.040 --> 01:48:34.800 I have a hunch that it's Australia. 01:48:34.800 --> 01:48:35.800 That's about it. 01:48:35.800 --> 01:48:37.800 But it looks like they're driving on the right now. 01:48:37.800 --> 01:48:40.480 No, no, my guy's driving on the left. 01:48:40.480 --> 01:48:41.720 I'm looking at him right now. 01:48:41.720 --> 01:48:44.840 I'm looking at two motorcyclists that are driving on the right, right in front of 01:48:44.840 --> 01:48:45.840 me. 01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:46.840 Oh, no. 01:48:46.840 --> 01:48:47.840 Okay, we're driving on the right. 01:48:47.840 --> 01:48:48.840 Sorry. 01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:51.840 Yeah, but that's the problem though, is like where the fuck drives on the right? 01:48:51.840 --> 01:48:52.840 Australia. 01:48:52.840 --> 01:48:54.840 Australia drive from the left. 01:48:55.240 --> 01:49:00.820 What about South Africa and New Zealand? That's why I'm like really confused 01:49:02.380 --> 01:49:08.740 Which makes me think we're in like Asia. Yeah, we're in Asia. We're in Vietnam. We're in Vietnam. We're in Vietnam 01:49:10.180 --> 01:49:12.680 Over here. Sure. Yes, I'm a hundred percent sure 01:49:22.840 --> 01:49:34.200 I did not I've never seen I've never seen Vietnam looks like that normally I 01:49:34.200 --> 01:49:38.920 spawn on the back roads that was like a central highway oh my god that's a 01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:45.920 steamer hemisphere we're probably mmm yo I'm not gonna lie this kind of looks 01:49:45.920 --> 01:49:51.520 like we could be in like a Swiss area or like fucking Oregon. 01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:58.480 I'm gonna look at a sign. Does Oregon have a sign that says 60 on it with a red circle and a white 01:49:58.480 --> 01:50:04.720 circle? Nope, that's kilometers. Great tack there. We are interlocking Lundgern. Yeah, we're in 01:50:04.720 --> 01:50:14.220 in a Nordic area where this country is fucking beautiful oh my god I feel like 01:50:14.220 --> 01:50:17.640 Switzerland's a great gas 01:50:17.640 --> 01:50:25.020 Lundgern Lundgern maybe Austria and now 01:50:25.020 --> 01:50:32.820 Lundgern I'm gonna be here a lake or a body of water okay 01:50:32.820 --> 01:50:43.220 We were by water and there's no water even in remote closeness to you 01:50:46.020 --> 01:50:48.020 Crazy golf wait what 01:50:49.180 --> 01:50:53.180 Wait, wait crazy golf. No. Oh my god. I actually know this 01:50:54.860 --> 01:50:59.660 Crazy golf is really popular in this one country. Oh, I forget the name of it 01:50:59.660 --> 01:51:05.300 It's it's only big in like I think Australia, but I don't know this looks like Australia 01:51:06.580 --> 01:51:08.580 Bro, I think 01:51:08.700 --> 01:51:14.860 We're in the UK. You don't have a hunch. We're in the UK. We're in France near Framley in college 01:51:19.020 --> 01:51:26.360 I'm looking at a van right now that is from Framley in college in the UK. We're in the UK 01:51:26.360 --> 01:51:34.920 does it say dot-co dot-uk yes wait wait what are the countries 01:51:34.920 --> 01:51:41.160 oh no it's gonna be scottland for rambling and golf related it's gonna 01:51:41.160 --> 01:51:47.320 be scottland but rambling in isn't that like close to like burning him bro 01:51:47.320 --> 01:51:50.320 So Scotland is the home of the fucking... 01:51:50.320 --> 01:51:52.320 Oh, sport. It's gonna be Scotland. 01:51:53.820 --> 01:51:55.320 We are near the ocean. 01:51:57.320 --> 01:52:01.320 So make sure you're bordering water in your gas. 01:52:03.320 --> 01:52:05.320 But then again, they go into everywhere. 01:52:05.320 --> 01:52:06.320 Bro, I... 01:52:07.820 --> 01:52:08.820 I feel like... 01:52:08.820 --> 01:52:12.320 This doesn't look like England. This really doesn't look like Scotland, bro. 01:52:12.320 --> 01:52:13.320 It's the home of... 01:52:13.320 --> 01:52:15.320 I'm up near Scotland. 01:52:15.320 --> 01:52:21.280 If you're confident go like the another part of Scotland just so like we can 01:52:23.080 --> 01:52:26.080 You're in the middle of a mountain there J.C. Yeah, like over there 01:52:26.840 --> 01:52:28.840 Did you lock 01:52:33.920 --> 01:52:36.040 Yeah, you had a hunch, huh? You had a hunch, huh? 01:52:37.320 --> 01:52:39.800 You had a hunch we were in you had a hunch we were in 01:52:39.800 --> 01:52:40.980 I had a lot of- 01:52:40.980 --> 01:52:42.880 Delagato, Black Mountain, Scotland. 01:52:43.900 --> 01:52:44.960 Whoa, Budba. 01:52:47.060 --> 01:52:49.360 Joe, where the hell is this? 01:52:49.360 --> 01:52:52.460 Delgado, more motors. 01:52:53.720 --> 01:52:57.160 Regular stop sign, we're in the Northern Hemisphere, 01:52:58.240 --> 01:52:59.720 Patronas. 01:53:03.440 --> 01:53:07.040 Are we in, like, France, Italy, Spain? 01:53:07.040 --> 01:53:08.640 This is not France. 01:53:09.800 --> 01:53:16.040 Tentorio Tentorio, bro. It's it's not French really it could be Spain 01:53:20.840 --> 01:53:28.040 Chapa Tintura Mechanica Vigelerios Ocasio Maggiero Lucas Guerrero 01:53:28.040 --> 01:53:42.480 We're not in Colombia. I don't see you on a license plate. Yeah, I don't think we're in 01:53:42.480 --> 01:53:49.480 Colombia. Biblioteca. Biblioteca. We gotta be in Spain, Jinxie. We gotta be in Spain, 01:53:49.480 --> 01:53:56.600 bro. It's funny, man. Wait, why am I not thinking that we can just be in like North 01:53:56.600 --> 01:54:00.760 America in a Spanish country god I don't remember where I fucking spawned 01:54:00.760 --> 01:54:05.480 head roll bar guess Stalagar oh it's cuz they had a regular stop sign so they 01:54:05.480 --> 01:54:09.520 have to be in Europe wait wait it's main it's main I just saw the dock yes okay 01:54:09.520 --> 01:54:17.960 I just saw the dock yes I'm gonna go near Leon you go more south like several 01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:26.280 Please God, please God! 01:54:26.280 --> 01:54:29.560 We get to point to these fuckers! 01:54:29.560 --> 01:54:32.120 Watch it be in Toledo when we just lose! 01:54:32.120 --> 01:54:33.300 No, no, no, no, no! 01:54:33.300 --> 01:54:34.300 It's a .ES! 01:54:34.300 --> 01:54:36.300 Oh, they knew where it was! 01:54:36.300 --> 01:54:39.520 They knew exactly where it was. 01:54:39.520 --> 01:54:42.560 It's because they're Polish! 01:54:42.560 --> 01:54:43.560 It's because they're Polish! 01:54:43.560 --> 01:54:45.880 We just, we just need a non-European country. 01:54:45.880 --> 01:54:50.880 I swear you never get to US in this game though. It never comes up. 01:54:50.880 --> 01:54:56.880 Uh, that's a Canadian flag now. No, we're in Switzerland. 01:54:56.880 --> 01:54:59.880 There, that's a Swiss flag. 01:55:06.880 --> 01:55:11.880 A lot of white people here. A lot of Junkos walking around. 01:55:11.880 --> 01:55:13.880 All right, well, yeah, this is 01:55:14.960 --> 01:55:19.520 We're in Switzerland. There's like Swiss flags everywhere. We have to find what city we're in 01:55:21.080 --> 01:55:22.760 We don't post 01:55:22.760 --> 01:55:25.680 It says .ch. What does .ch mean? 01:55:29.560 --> 01:55:31.560 www.submagic.ch 01:55:32.200 --> 01:55:34.800 Well, here's the thing is I'm seeing the Swiss flags 01:55:34.800 --> 01:55:40.080 I don't want to go off that car because that car could have just driven to Switzerland from another country 01:55:40.080 --> 01:55:44.600 because you gotta keep in mind it's like just driving like a different state in the 01:55:44.600 --> 01:55:48.320 U.S. okay it's a sign but that doesn't mean anything 01:55:48.320 --> 01:56:00.000 danke für ihr Ustersung I mean like danke danke is fucking German but this 01:56:00.000 --> 01:56:06.780 does not this does not look like I know but switch it is why do they have a 01:56:06.780 --> 01:56:21.340 I've seen like five swiss flags they're looking for the city we got to throw a fucking gas down 01:56:32.300 --> 01:56:34.060 I am unsure on that 01:56:36.780 --> 01:56:38.780 Oh 01:56:44.180 --> 01:56:46.420 No fuck we were in Zug 01:56:49.980 --> 01:56:53.180 Obviously we were in Zug Switzerland. How did I not know that? 01:56:56.700 --> 01:56:58.700 Northern hemisphere 01:56:58.700 --> 01:57:13.180 I'm almost sure we're in hungry. Why are you almost sure why would that light pole with 01:57:13.180 --> 01:57:18.580 the fucking gaps in between it we got to be in Europe we got to be in like we got to 01:57:18.580 --> 01:57:26.140 be in Europe like I'm sure of it y'all I'm slamming it down I'm slamming it down because 01:57:26.140 --> 01:57:28.140 I'm fucking confident 01:57:34.540 --> 01:57:39.460 This is where we get our get back here, they have a 3x on us and they're not gonna know that 01:57:39.460 --> 01:57:41.460 attack. 01:57:41.460 --> 01:57:44.460 Right, I think I got a Chimichu shot. 01:57:44.460 --> 01:57:50.460 Oh my god, you're gonna- YES! 01:57:50.460 --> 01:57:52.460 YES! 01:57:52.460 --> 01:57:55.460 It might be a hungry war in Romania. 01:57:55.460 --> 01:58:02.460 That lightpost is like, that lightpost is the western part of Europe though. 01:58:02.460 --> 01:58:05.460 Uhhhhhhhhhhh... 01:58:05.460 --> 01:58:08.460 Wait, what is non-bred? Where is non-bred from? 01:58:08.460 --> 01:58:13.260 from and a a where is not read from 01:58:13.260 --> 01:58:20.300 we're in either in India or like I think we're in India I think we're in like 01:58:20.300 --> 01:58:31.420 middle of India it says we're in Dargapura Shagun Dargapura Shagun Dargapura is 01:58:31.420 --> 01:58:34.820 I'm that has to be a shit. I feel like I've seen that city now 01:58:36.340 --> 01:58:38.340 Darga poor 01:58:42.420 --> 01:58:45.700 Darga poor a shotgun come on beat dog 01:58:47.220 --> 01:58:51.140 Okay, well you could be reading like this is where the bathroom 01:58:51.940 --> 01:58:55.040 Some shit. No, no, no these are cities. Oh 01:58:55.740 --> 01:58:57.580 my god, I found 01:58:57.580 --> 01:59:01.580 Durgapore, D-U-R-G-A-P-U-R? 01:59:02.580 --> 01:59:04.080 Could be around there. 01:59:04.080 --> 01:59:05.080 Or no. 01:59:06.080 --> 01:59:07.580 Or is it Daga? 01:59:07.580 --> 01:59:09.080 It's Daga. 01:59:09.080 --> 01:59:12.080 DAR-LORE! Take him to the hundred captains! 01:59:13.580 --> 01:59:15.080 Pora. 01:59:15.080 --> 01:59:17.080 Come on, be dark. 01:59:18.080 --> 01:59:20.080 I don't know, bro. 01:59:20.080 --> 01:59:21.580 I feel like it has to be... 01:59:21.580 --> 01:59:24.080 Okay, we have to split Indio somehow. 01:59:24.080 --> 01:59:29.080 I'm just going to this big city in India. 01:59:29.080 --> 01:59:40.080 Yo, darlore, take me to the hundred gifteds. 01:59:40.080 --> 01:59:43.080 Rajkumar Ghazi. 01:59:43.080 --> 01:59:45.080 Whoa, we are not that north. 01:59:45.080 --> 01:59:47.080 Oh, I should have told you that. 01:59:47.080 --> 01:59:49.080 When um 01:59:49.080 --> 01:59:55.600 Did you see how the tax was a lot more circular and swirly and where you put your where you put your gas? 01:59:55.600 --> 02:00:02.180 It's like very like line like rigid. Yeah, like it the the dialect changes 02:00:03.440 --> 02:00:07.560 On the southern hemisphere Joe will probably in South America 02:00:08.240 --> 02:00:10.920 Joe it's so foggy Joe. It is 02:00:17.080 --> 02:00:22.620 Good god, it's foggy as shit. It's just a bit. It's uh, it's uh, it's all over camera 02:00:24.960 --> 02:00:29.460 Okay, that's I'm actually has nothing on it that is fucking useless as shit, bro 02:00:29.460 --> 02:00:31.540 I have a good strap, but I don't want to tell you 02:00:32.800 --> 02:00:36.720 Bro, I've been giving you tech you can't not you can't not get right bro 02:00:36.720 --> 02:00:41.560 I was gonna say it would be a good duo strap to have one guy go one way and the other guy go the other 02:00:41.560 --> 02:00:43.800 We're not uncovering the same. Oh, yeah 02:00:43.800 --> 02:00:48.800 Yeah, but I like sometimes sometimes there's an area to go that's just like way better 02:00:48.800 --> 02:00:51.440 You know like if you swim in the middle of nowhere and there's one direction 02:00:51.440 --> 02:00:55.560 That's like obviously a city you shouldn't have the other guy go a different direction. You know, I mean 02:00:59.680 --> 02:01:09.240 Nama gallery are we in fucking Australia because this is English this place is so foggy. Yeah, it is English 02:01:09.240 --> 02:01:15.160 We're by a fat-ass lake 02:01:21.080 --> 02:01:23.360 About this lake 02:01:26.240 --> 02:01:28.240 I'm gonna go near Adelaide 02:01:30.480 --> 02:01:34.760 God, but this isn't like a neighborhood here 02:01:39.240 --> 02:01:41.240 I'm gonna go down more. 02:01:41.240 --> 02:01:42.240 Wait, so... 02:01:42.240 --> 02:01:43.240 I'm gonna go to Tummit. 02:01:43.240 --> 02:01:44.240 Or Batlow. 02:01:44.240 --> 02:01:47.240 You're gonna make it to Australia, huh? 02:01:47.240 --> 02:01:49.240 Yeah, no, we're definitely in Australia. 02:01:51.240 --> 02:01:52.240 Where do you want me to go? 02:01:52.240 --> 02:01:53.240 What? 02:01:53.240 --> 02:01:55.240 Just, uh, don't go near Perth. 02:01:55.240 --> 02:01:57.240 Go maybe north near Brisbane. 02:01:57.240 --> 02:01:58.240 Like, over here. 02:02:01.240 --> 02:02:03.240 Please, please, please, uh... 02:02:04.240 --> 02:02:05.240 They thought it was US! 02:02:05.240 --> 02:02:06.240 HAHAHAHAHA! 02:02:07.240 --> 02:02:08.240 YES! 02:02:09.240 --> 02:02:12.840 Oh my god, so her son tech comes into play 02:02:16.440 --> 02:02:23.480 Hey, oh my god, let's go and a win we're on a hot streak now. All right, yeah, I'll play one more 02:02:27.000 --> 02:02:32.880 Bro, I'm gonna kick your ass tomorrow buddy. I mean, that's even if we play each other, you know, like 02:02:33.760 --> 02:02:36.020 Ideally, I think we see each other in the finals 02:02:36.020 --> 02:02:40.300 But like I'm actually kind of hoping we're in the same group. That'd be awesome 02:02:41.820 --> 02:02:46.900 Yeah, cuz then we guaranteed play each other maybe even like multiple times 02:02:58.180 --> 02:03:03.100 Wow, this is really dark look at the car what is on the car? 02:03:04.060 --> 02:03:07.420 Yo, I can I just like soul send this oh 02:03:08.380 --> 02:03:14.520 Hey, Jinxie again. What's drink snipers string snipers? What's your soul sand? I? 02:03:15.780 --> 02:03:19.820 Kind of want to go like Ireland. I don't know. There's a lot of horses though 02:03:20.620 --> 02:03:25.820 Yeah, what if we're like Mongol Ireland is really foggy, yeah, you know crazy send 02:03:27.380 --> 02:03:31.740 Don't go where I went don't go where I went when some go somewhere else entirely 02:03:33.100 --> 02:03:40.100 Oh wait, I think we're in the southern hemisphere. You might want to light South America. 02:03:40.100 --> 02:03:55.100 No! Oh my God! I was right! Holy shit! Holy shit! The soul sand in Mongolia! What a play! 02:03:55.100 --> 02:04:02.500 They were raising horses and it was flat and grassy San Miguel 02:04:03.860 --> 02:04:07.480 For Joe look at these puppies, bro. They don't even have collars brother. Just wondering 02:04:08.180 --> 02:04:10.180 In a wild dogs 02:04:10.260 --> 02:04:12.260 They got a Mitsubishi here 02:04:19.860 --> 02:04:21.860 Love to look at a 02:04:25.100 --> 02:04:28.980 These ones kind of show is there any Spanish speaking countries that start with the eye 02:04:33.420 --> 02:04:35.660 No, I don't think so 02:04:38.300 --> 02:04:44.020 Con crema, okay, well we're in South America. Oh, we're in Columbia 02:04:48.340 --> 02:04:50.340 Why I'm gonna go here Boca 02:04:50.340 --> 02:04:52.340 I 02:04:52.460 --> 02:04:54.460 See the yellow license 02:04:54.460 --> 02:05:00.000 Was there the Colombian cross here? I mean it's time. Oh wait. Oh wait 02:05:00.820 --> 02:05:02.820 Yep, the Colombian cross right there 02:05:10.140 --> 02:05:12.620 Oh my god, that's wrong hold up. I'm GG 02:05:17.100 --> 02:05:19.100 I'm talking crazy shit 02:05:20.340 --> 02:05:25.900 Southern hemisphere wait, how do you know it's up in hemisphere again? What's up son? 02:05:27.580 --> 02:05:32.700 Southern hemisphere north it's so this is this is looking like hey Joe 02:05:33.700 --> 02:05:35.700 Me it's under this line 02:05:36.300 --> 02:05:38.300 Under that that dotted line 02:05:38.740 --> 02:05:42.020 You're in the southern half of the world 02:05:44.060 --> 02:05:47.660 I'm being maybe I don't know about Argentina. I would say 02:05:47.660 --> 02:05:53.700 I don't know this is like very very mountainous and green 02:05:57.900 --> 02:06:00.580 You go Argentina, I'm gonna go like Bolivia 02:06:01.540 --> 02:06:04.500 Go where the mountains are in Argentina though like what? 02:06:05.620 --> 02:06:09.660 Don't go in the middle of the flatlands in Argentina. You gotta be like around here 02:06:10.980 --> 02:06:13.920 No, no, no, that's so dry and also 02:06:13.920 --> 02:06:22.920 Oh my god, why are you locking in, why are you locking in so fast? 02:06:22.920 --> 02:06:23.920 Please, please. 02:06:23.920 --> 02:06:25.920 Oh my god, we are in Ecuador. 02:06:25.920 --> 02:06:26.920 Nice Joe. 02:06:26.920 --> 02:06:27.920 That did not look like Ecuador. 02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:28.920 Southern atmosphere. 02:06:28.920 --> 02:06:29.920 It's just black, all black, all black. 02:06:29.920 --> 02:06:30.920 I can't help you. 02:06:30.920 --> 02:06:31.920 Start moving, start moving. 02:06:31.920 --> 02:06:32.920 There's a cow. 02:06:32.920 --> 02:06:33.920 There's a cow. 02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:34.920 There's a cow. 02:06:34.920 --> 02:06:35.920 There's a cow. 02:06:35.920 --> 02:06:36.920 There's a cow. 02:06:36.920 --> 02:06:37.920 There's a cow. 02:06:37.920 --> 02:06:38.920 There's a cow. 02:06:38.920 --> 02:06:39.920 There's a cow. 02:06:39.920 --> 02:06:40.920 There's a cow. 02:06:40.920 --> 02:06:41.920 There's a cow. 02:06:41.920 --> 02:06:55.920 Southern hemisphere, there's cows. It doesn't look warm, but it also doesn't look cold. 02:06:55.920 --> 02:07:01.920 Southern hemisphere, but it's not warm and it's not cold. 02:07:01.920 --> 02:07:03.920 Jettie milk. 02:07:04.920 --> 02:07:06.920 Could this be like? 02:07:07.920 --> 02:07:09.920 We're in New Zealand. I think. 02:07:09.920 --> 02:07:11.920 How do you know? 02:07:11.920 --> 02:07:15.920 I don't know. Don't, don't match me on this, but I think we're in New Zealand. 02:07:15.920 --> 02:07:16.920 I would go like... 02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:17.920 For realsies. 02:07:17.920 --> 02:07:19.920 Yes. I'm pretty sure we're in New Zealand. 02:07:20.920 --> 02:07:22.920 I'm looking at the telephone. 02:07:25.920 --> 02:07:27.920 You wanna go Australia? 02:07:31.920 --> 02:07:47.160 Okay, here's the problem here's the problem that light pole is unique to both Chile and 02:07:47.160 --> 02:07:51.000 New Zealand my reasoning was correct my guess was wrong 02:07:51.000 --> 02:07:54.000 Stalin Grada. 02:07:54.000 --> 02:07:59.000 What do you say it's Stalin? 02:07:59.000 --> 02:08:01.000 Bologna. We're in Bologna. 02:08:01.000 --> 02:08:03.000 Oh my god, where's Bologna? 02:08:03.000 --> 02:08:06.000 Is that in France? Or Spain? 02:08:06.000 --> 02:08:09.000 Italy? Bologna. 02:08:09.000 --> 02:08:11.000 I'm going Bologna, Italy. 02:08:11.000 --> 02:08:13.000 Look at that. 02:08:13.000 --> 02:08:15.000 Connisha? 02:08:15.000 --> 02:08:17.000 Trap? No, wait, this is going to be Roma Italy. 02:08:17.000 --> 02:08:19.000 This is Roma. 02:08:19.000 --> 02:08:22.440 Nah, if I were in Bologna, I'd have seen a bunch of signs that were in Bologna. 02:08:22.440 --> 02:08:24.440 Nah, it's gonna be Roma. 02:08:27.320 --> 02:08:29.320 They got an all-beaty. 02:08:29.320 --> 02:08:31.320 Roma! 02:08:31.320 --> 02:08:33.320 We were in Bologna. 02:08:33.320 --> 02:08:35.320 Jaisa. 02:08:35.320 --> 02:08:38.320 Jicky, you gotta trust my gut reads there, man. 02:08:38.320 --> 02:08:40.320 Well, you already guessed it, so I figured I may as well just... 02:08:40.320 --> 02:08:42.320 That's true, that's true. 02:08:42.320 --> 02:08:45.320 What flag is that? We can win right now. We know the flag. 02:08:49.000 --> 02:08:52.000 Maybe like Kappa Verde, Keras Verde. 02:08:52.000 --> 02:08:55.000 Yo, I don't know that flag. 02:08:55.000 --> 02:09:00.000 The white truck makes me think we're in Kenya, but there's no snorkel. 02:09:00.000 --> 02:09:03.000 We're in the Southern Hemisphere. 02:09:05.000 --> 02:09:07.000 Okay, it's English. 02:09:08.000 --> 02:09:10.000 God, it has to be like... 02:09:10.000 --> 02:09:13.000 I've never seen it in South Africa. 02:09:13.000 --> 02:09:16.000 You know, it's gonna be a country where, like, you don't know the flag. 02:09:16.000 --> 02:09:18.000 Do you know what I'm saying? 02:09:18.000 --> 02:09:21.000 Yeah, but it's so deserty. 02:09:23.000 --> 02:09:25.000 Oh, we're in Namibia. 02:09:26.000 --> 02:09:27.000 Are you sure? 02:09:27.000 --> 02:09:28.000 Or Namibia. 02:09:29.000 --> 02:09:32.000 I'm sure there's a sign. Guess Namibia. 02:09:33.000 --> 02:09:36.000 I'm going to go to the top or bottom. 02:09:40.000 --> 02:09:42.000 Please God, let this be the one. 02:09:43.000 --> 02:09:46.000 I mean, we have such a lead right now. 02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:53.000 like I don't see a war in this game right now. 02:09:53.000 --> 02:09:56.000 Ah, I spoke too soon. 02:09:56.000 --> 02:10:00.000 I spoke too soon. 02:10:00.000 --> 02:10:05.000 I think I might have jinxed us. 02:10:05.000 --> 02:10:08.000 You can't get jinxed if you're on a team with jinxing. 02:10:08.000 --> 02:10:12.000 This is Greece, knock it in, we win the game. 02:10:12.000 --> 02:10:17.180 Throw but what part of Greece is this isn't that that like really like there's like white buildings and shit 02:10:17.580 --> 02:10:24.380 Okay, actually it might not be Greece. I think we're in that region now. I think we're in like Italy Greece Croatia 02:10:28.460 --> 02:10:30.980 Wait, this is speaking Spanish 02:10:36.500 --> 02:10:40.380 Are you sure that's not Italian trust me it's Spanish trust me 02:10:42.000 --> 02:10:44.980 Is that a week? 02:10:44.980 --> 02:10:47.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:10:47.440 --> 02:10:48.840 What's under Spain? 02:10:48.840 --> 02:10:51.000 What's that island under Spain that everybody goes to? 02:10:51.000 --> 02:10:53.800 All the British people love it? 02:10:53.800 --> 02:10:57.320 And they go there for the weekend or some shit? 02:10:57.320 --> 02:10:59.660 It's like some part near Spain. 02:10:59.660 --> 02:11:01.460 There isn't an island under Spain. 02:11:01.460 --> 02:11:02.700 Oh, there's no. 02:11:02.700 --> 02:11:04.360 But it's near it. 02:11:04.360 --> 02:11:05.300 Oh my god. 02:11:05.300 --> 02:11:15.860 I'm going here guess where you're confident 02:11:15.860 --> 02:11:34.260 Fuck me in the ass. 02:11:34.260 --> 02:11:35.260 What island is that? 02:11:35.260 --> 02:11:36.260 What island is that? 02:11:36.260 --> 02:11:37.260 It doesn't have a name. 02:11:37.260 --> 02:11:42.260 It doesn't have a name. 02:11:42.260 --> 02:11:43.260 Oh my god, they're coming back. 02:11:43.260 --> 02:11:44.260 Fuck! 02:11:44.260 --> 02:11:46.260 Oh my god, it's started. 02:11:46.260 --> 02:11:48.260 We have a Southern Hemisphere. 02:11:56.260 --> 02:12:00.260 Rio, corcavado, pesque con licencia. 02:12:06.260 --> 02:12:08.260 Wherever this is, they... 02:12:08.260 --> 02:12:10.260 You said Southern Hemisphere, right? 02:12:10.260 --> 02:12:12.260 Yeah. 02:12:12.260 --> 02:12:17.260 South America, southern hemisphere, spanish speaking, right? 02:12:17.260 --> 02:12:19.260 I might be selling. 02:12:19.260 --> 02:12:21.260 Where do you want me to go? 02:12:21.260 --> 02:12:22.260 I don't know. 02:12:22.260 --> 02:12:23.260 What do you south, though? 02:12:23.260 --> 02:12:30.260 Like, Chile to the Argentine, one of those three. 02:12:30.260 --> 02:12:31.260 Santiago, fuck it. 02:12:31.260 --> 02:12:35.260 Please, God be the one. 02:12:35.260 --> 02:12:36.260 Murcox. 02:12:36.260 --> 02:12:38.260 No fucking way! 02:12:38.260 --> 02:12:39.260 We're live. 02:12:39.260 --> 02:12:40.260 We're live. 02:12:40.260 --> 02:12:41.260 We're live. 02:12:41.260 --> 02:12:43.600 Literally whoever wins this round just wins. 02:12:43.600 --> 02:12:46.000 Even if you win by 50 miles, you win. 02:12:46.000 --> 02:12:48.000 Oh my god, there's a fat cow. 02:12:53.000 --> 02:12:55.000 Oh my god. 02:12:55.000 --> 02:12:57.000 Oh my god, there's nothing. 02:12:57.000 --> 02:12:59.000 It's gonna be so random. 02:13:03.000 --> 02:13:05.000 Bro, I don't know. 02:13:06.760 --> 02:13:09.260 They got rusty ass poles here. 02:13:11.260 --> 02:13:21.140 and cows whenever I see cows I always want to just go like near India but I 02:13:21.140 --> 02:13:26.620 don't think we're in India bro this could be Russia I don't think this is 02:13:26.620 --> 02:13:33.180 Russia or maybe Korea Stan dude I feel like we could be in like Columbia right 02:13:33.180 --> 02:13:38.180 I haven't seen any text, not a lick! 02:13:38.180 --> 02:13:41.180 I've seen no text! 02:13:47.180 --> 02:13:49.180 Text! 02:13:49.180 --> 02:13:51.180 What language? 02:13:51.180 --> 02:13:54.180 Oh, stop. Okay, it looks Russian. 02:13:54.180 --> 02:13:56.180 Oh no. It looks Russian? 02:13:56.180 --> 02:13:58.180 Joe, look, look, look. 02:13:58.180 --> 02:14:00.180 I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. 02:14:00.180 --> 02:14:02.180 That's Greek. That's Greek. 02:14:02.180 --> 02:14:07.220 sure okay yes yes go here go here along this side go a little more south of me 02:14:10.900 --> 02:14:16.020 please oh my god jingji you guessed right where are you 02:14:18.180 --> 02:14:19.860 wait i thought you already guessed and you were 02:14:25.140 --> 02:14:29.380 we would have lost either way because i told you to go more south dude i i actually can't 02:14:29.380 --> 02:14:32.020 Can't believe we just lost that we had such a fucking lead 02:14:33.020 --> 02:14:36.100 That is under that bro. We were up like 7,000 02:14:40.540 --> 02:14:46.620 I'm not under estimating you you did a lot better than I thought you would like you were actually like kind of spot-on on a lot of them 02:14:46.900 --> 02:14:53.860 Yeah, bro, I'm sort of competent. I just I don't know the bullshit cat like I don't know that this flat or this 02:14:54.020 --> 02:14:58.600 This poll is just Greek like what yeah 02:14:58.600 --> 02:15:01.760 I don't know the bullshit, bro, but I have general knowledge 02:15:02.480 --> 02:15:06.680 Well, uh, dude, I'm looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. I hope we play each other at some point 02:15:09.680 --> 02:15:13.400 Starts at five you're probably starting like 515, but you're supposed to be there five 02:15:20.960 --> 02:15:23.640 Yeah, I'll catch you bro have a good rest your stream. All right, man 02:15:24.720 --> 02:15:26.920 W Jinksie chat I have to pee so bad 02:15:28.600 --> 02:15:35.600 Thank you. 02:16:28.600 --> 02:16:50.600 I had to pee so fucking bad that last round. Oh my god. Oh my god. She did way better than I thought he would chat. I'm not going to lie. 02:16:50.600 --> 02:16:52.600 like I actually think I'll perform. 02:16:52.600 --> 02:16:55.600 Now you can meet him after like the TC check and shit. 02:16:57.600 --> 02:16:59.600 Is he about to 1v1 move again? 02:16:59.600 --> 02:17:01.600 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:17:03.600 --> 02:17:06.600 Oh my God, chat with the dokes emoji. 02:17:08.600 --> 02:17:11.600 All right, chat, lock in, we're back on REACTS. 02:17:11.600 --> 02:17:12.600 This is the schedule, by the way. 02:17:12.600 --> 02:17:15.600 We're gonna rip one more regular REACTS, two philosophy REACTS. 02:17:16.600 --> 02:17:18.600 Tomorrow's the G.L.G.S. Attorney. 02:17:18.600 --> 02:17:22.680 I'm gonna be live at like 345, but the tourney doesn't start to like 5530 02:17:24.240 --> 02:17:29.220 Saturday is reacts at like two into a rainbow turn it turn II the chase he's holding Sunday 02:17:29.220 --> 02:17:34.000 I'm not live Monday rain random games Tuesday not live Wednesday horror games Thursday 02:17:35.320 --> 02:17:41.000 Bus bound and fucking friend slop next Friday reacts next Saturday not live next Sunday 02:17:41.760 --> 02:17:47.780 Reacts a food challenge and then May 4th Trevor project charity stream matching chat stone those random games the day after dead at the disco 02:17:47.780 --> 02:17:52.280 I've watched all the random shit May 5th the 6th. I'll be live early doing random 02:17:52.640 --> 02:17:56.160 Reacts and then I'm going this happens to be 11 for like five days filming a video 02:17:56.160 --> 02:18:00.900 But I'll be back running out stream after my name Corton J. Burr for the sub all warm glue binge 02:18:01.140 --> 02:18:05.060 Mav Bobby slug bacon take it to the 10 gift. It's I'm sorry. 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Coachella, baby. Oh, yeah. 02:18:50.320 --> 02:18:55.040 Ass, ass. No, it's not ass. It was fun. But like, it was 02:18:55.040 --> 02:19:00.580 ass. How do I, how do I, how do I put this into terms? Is 02:19:00.580 --> 02:19:04.840 Coachella worth the money? Never in a million years. Never in 02:19:04.840 --> 02:19:08.320 a million years. You could go to so many other concerts that 02:19:08.320 --> 02:19:13.480 are way cheaper and way more fun. Is it fun? Yes. Did I 02:19:13.480 --> 02:19:18.480 Have fun. Yes. Was it worth, you know, $12,000? 02:19:19.160 --> 02:19:23.200 Fuck no. It's the most overhyped influencer packed event 02:19:23.200 --> 02:19:25.240 you'll ever fucking go to in your life. 02:19:25.240 --> 02:19:27.520 VIP tickets, you're not even close to the fucking stage. 02:19:27.520 --> 02:19:28.640 It doesn't even matter. You gotta fuck. 02:19:28.640 --> 02:19:29.880 You're still in a packed area 02:19:29.880 --> 02:19:32.160 because they sell thousands of fucking VIP tickets. 02:19:32.160 --> 02:19:34.360 That's sick Coachella, my time. 02:19:34.360 --> 02:19:36.160 I'm gonna rant about it so much. 02:19:36.160 --> 02:19:39.520 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] 02:19:39.520 --> 02:19:41.720 Coachella, a place where all the biggest artists 02:19:41.720 --> 02:19:46.200 pile into a massive venue for two weekends of non-stop performances. 02:19:46.200 --> 02:19:50.800 Coachella has cemented itself as the ultimate supplier of FOMO, Fear of Missing. 02:19:50.800 --> 02:19:56.720 Bro, here's the thing now, is so many of the people that film themselves at Coachella are going... 02:19:56.720 --> 02:20:00.640 YAH! YAH! WOOHOO! 02:20:00.640 --> 02:20:02.640 I 02:20:08.080 --> 02:20:14.520 Stand around right after not right when the video cuts there. Yo, it's literally larping 02:20:14.840 --> 02:20:19.720 Like no one bro all the people all the influencers are larping 02:20:19.720 --> 02:20:25.680 There's people that actually pull up that are like there and like fucking rage and take drugs and weird shit 02:20:25.680 --> 02:20:28.200 And it's like, you know kind of like a music festival to them 02:20:28.200 --> 02:20:36.040 But even then I'm like how are they reasoning that this is like worth it because it's just like there's so many other music festivals that have big 02:20:36.040 --> 02:20:43.840 Artists, maybe not as big as Coachella, but they're like one-tenth the price is desperate to make content or music fans who want to see their favorite 02:20:43.840 --> 02:20:48.360 Artists, it's truly absurd the lengths people will go to attend this event Nick 02:20:48.360 --> 02:20:53.000 Have you gone to Coachella before I've gone twice baby. Was it actually worth it? 02:20:53.000 --> 02:20:57.400 The first time was I saw like 30 bands when I was there and then the next year 02:20:57.400 --> 02:21:01.520 I literally think I only saw like two concerts a day. They have the camp out there and stuff 02:21:01.520 --> 02:21:05.920 Yeah, I did the camp. Well, here's the problem is it's almost like 02:21:06.480 --> 02:21:09.640 last is better, you know when you go to a restaurant and 02:21:10.520 --> 02:21:15.640 There's like 10 menu items and you're like, oh, I just have to pick one of these and then you go to a cheese 02:21:15.640 --> 02:21:18.280 cake factory and there's 45 pages of different food 02:21:19.360 --> 02:21:20.600 That's 02:21:20.600 --> 02:21:26.760 the same vibe, right? Like if you go to Coachella, there's a hundred music artists and 02:21:28.080 --> 02:21:32.600 Three of them that you want to see are performing in overlapping time segments 02:21:32.920 --> 02:21:36.800 So like you're literally picking who you want to see or 02:21:37.640 --> 02:21:42.400 You're forcing yourself to like watch half of a concert and then run 02:21:42.920 --> 02:21:46.620 Half a mile to the other one and watch the rest 02:21:46.620 --> 02:21:52.680 Like that's because everything they have to spread it out. So there's like nine different stages ten different stages 02:21:52.840 --> 02:21:58.880 So we're inside summer outside most are outside. And so, you know, you might be at like Yuma. Let me pull up like 02:22:02.120 --> 02:22:07.320 Let me pull up a map of Coach Shala to make it easier. I went in 25 02:22:07.320 --> 02:22:10.920 I did not go this year. So obviously the map probably looks a little bit different 02:22:11.160 --> 02:22:13.440 But say you're at Sahara down here 02:22:13.440 --> 02:22:18.960 And you're watching like one of your favorite rappers, but on the Coachella stage 02:22:19.560 --> 02:22:21.900 Serena Carpenter is performing, you know 02:22:21.900 --> 02:22:29.520 And then all the way over in Gobi juice is performing and they're all performing at the same time 02:22:29.520 --> 02:22:35.440 So it's say the rapper starts at 6 30 juice starts at 6 45 and Sabrina starts at 7 15 02:22:35.480 --> 02:22:37.480 They're all performing for an hour and a half 02:22:37.600 --> 02:22:41.640 so you're like bouncing around just trying to get like samples of 02:22:41.640 --> 02:22:48.140 of each artist, and it's like you either full commit to one and just get FOMO about the other ones 02:22:48.140 --> 02:22:51.640 or you get like a half experience of all three. 02:22:51.640 --> 02:22:54.640 Like, you can't see everybody. 02:22:54.640 --> 02:22:56.640 You just can't. 02:22:56.640 --> 02:23:01.640 And it's also the worst venue ever because it's in the middle of the desert. 02:23:01.640 --> 02:23:03.640 It's hot as fuck. 02:23:03.640 --> 02:23:06.640 This year it wasn't, when I went, it was like 100 degrees outside. 02:23:06.640 --> 02:23:08.640 Bing, which I liked. 02:23:08.640 --> 02:23:10.640 I'm not a big fan of music festivals. 02:23:10.640 --> 02:23:11.680 So that's the problem. 02:23:11.680 --> 02:23:13.280 It's like you go hype. 02:23:13.280 --> 02:23:17.240 Like I genuinely believe that the best place in my mind 02:23:17.240 --> 02:23:20.160 to hold a concert is somewhere where it's cold. 02:23:20.160 --> 02:23:21.000 Right? 02:23:21.000 --> 02:23:25.400 You wear more layers as you're hyping, moving around. 02:23:25.400 --> 02:23:27.560 You take them off, you know? 02:23:27.560 --> 02:23:30.760 Like when they hold concerts at like ski resorts and shit, 02:23:30.760 --> 02:23:31.880 bro, that's awesome. 02:23:31.880 --> 02:23:32.840 Because it's cold as fuck. 02:23:32.840 --> 02:23:35.400 And then you get higher, you take your clothes off. 02:23:35.400 --> 02:23:37.680 When it's fucking 100 degrees outside 02:23:37.680 --> 02:23:41.580 And you're already walking around all day, your sun burnt to shit. 02:23:42.080 --> 02:23:45.580 And you're trying to wear like a cool outfit because it's Coachella, you know, 02:23:45.580 --> 02:23:47.380 and you have to be like, you have to be warping. 02:23:48.380 --> 02:23:52.680 So it's like you like at the end of the day, you're just fucking burnt. 02:23:52.780 --> 02:23:55.380 You know, young man's game is what it is. 02:23:55.380 --> 02:23:57.980 I got lucky the first time because when you buy the. 02:24:00.080 --> 02:24:01.980 Bo, why is Jinxie? 02:24:04.880 --> 02:24:06.780 Hello. Hey, Joe. 02:24:06.780 --> 02:24:12.280 So, uh, Joe, I'm sorry, I, I was meant to make a new group chat and I recalled this group chat and added by people. 02:24:13.080 --> 02:24:14.180 Oh, you're all right, man. 02:24:14.980 --> 02:24:15.580 Sorry, Joe. 02:24:15.980 --> 02:24:18.080 But if you want to play siege, you can come play siege if you want, Joe. 02:24:21.280 --> 02:24:22.380 I think it's, you know, I was playing. 02:24:22.380 --> 02:24:25.180 So like a year in advance, you have to pay for the tickets. 02:24:25.180 --> 02:24:28.380 Bobby, you know it's going to be some big act or whatever. 02:24:28.380 --> 02:24:32.680 And there's, I mean, there's so many bands, but luckily I was really big in the music that year. 02:24:32.880 --> 02:24:33.380 Not anymore. 02:24:33.380 --> 02:24:33.980 Not anymore. 02:24:33.980 --> 02:24:34.580 Yeah. 02:24:34.580 --> 02:24:35.080 Yeah. 02:24:35.080 --> 02:24:37.400 I was really into music that year, and I've kind of faded out of it. 02:24:37.400 --> 02:24:38.520 I don't listen to music anymore. 02:24:38.520 --> 02:24:39.680 Has there ever been any metal? 02:24:39.680 --> 02:24:40.440 Yeah, there's metal. 02:24:40.440 --> 02:24:40.920 Really? 02:24:40.920 --> 02:24:42.880 Yeah, the year I went, that kind of... 02:24:42.880 --> 02:24:47.520 I feel like they have less metal and more like, uh, like weezer, you know? 02:24:48.040 --> 02:24:49.920 Like a chill rock. 02:24:50.480 --> 02:24:53.160 Ducked was when Radiohead came back. 02:24:53.160 --> 02:24:57.320 It was like their first year touring again, and they had the worst stage problems. 02:24:57.320 --> 02:25:00.680 They came out, played two songs, and then their music cut out, and they'd sit there. 02:25:01.320 --> 02:25:01.880 You could just hear the... 02:25:01.880 --> 02:25:02.880 Hi, man. 02:25:03.480 --> 02:25:04.280 Exactly. 02:25:04.280 --> 02:25:06.280 They don't play that song anymore. 02:25:06.280 --> 02:25:07.280 Isn't that the most popular one? 02:25:07.280 --> 02:25:09.280 I get it. I'd hate to play the same thing too. 02:25:09.280 --> 02:25:10.280 You know what I'd say though? 02:25:10.280 --> 02:25:13.280 No, you know who doesn't hate playing the same song over and over? 02:25:13.280 --> 02:25:15.280 C.Lo Green. 02:25:15.280 --> 02:25:17.280 Oh my God. 02:25:19.280 --> 02:25:22.280 C.Lo Green be performing the same three songs 02:25:22.280 --> 02:25:25.280 for the last 20 years, man. 02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:28.280 You were in the womb 02:25:28.280 --> 02:25:31.280 when C.Lo Green started performing, fuck you. 02:25:34.280 --> 02:25:36.280 And I'm like fuck you 02:25:38.480 --> 02:25:40.480 Like oh my god 02:25:40.520 --> 02:25:44.580 After the thousandth time performing that I'd be like yo, it's cooked. It's good 02:25:44.580 --> 02:25:47.460 I had to have made enough money to stop. He's fucking song 02:25:48.960 --> 02:25:52.280 Is what I'm saying, dude. I see you driving downtown 02:25:55.160 --> 02:26:01.000 Evolved in a spot come this is especially strange considering that every year there are horror stories from attendees that 02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:09.000 Oh, don't park dude, but it's like they up price. Yo, it's it's like any other fucking festival or convention or anything like in twitchcon 02:26:09.800 --> 02:26:13.000 Or you know the Super Bowl they or any other fucking event 02:26:13.000 --> 02:26:17.440 They they they skyrocket hotel prices and shit because they know people are there's a high demand 02:26:17.440 --> 02:26:24.260 So the supplies are the high demand they fucking like prices, you know, and they they premeditatively do that because they know coach 02:26:24.260 --> 02:26:26.260 I was coming um 02:26:27.260 --> 02:26:32.940 But the car shits the worst man people be in traffic for like seven hours trying to fucking get their camping spot 02:26:32.940 --> 02:26:39.180 And then they'll set up some dude the stupidest shit is like they'll rent like nine car spots and 02:26:39.740 --> 02:26:44.300 Actually set up a tent. That's the size of a house for three days and then take it down 02:26:45.380 --> 02:26:51.780 Like what are we fucking doing? Here's that's that then Jesus Christ also nobody recognized that I got a haircut so 02:26:51.780 --> 02:26:58.060 the venue yeah it's a little upset sort of dystopian hellscape which to be fair 02:26:58.060 --> 02:27:00.860 some of the pictures I've seen is not far off it looks like the set of madman I 02:27:00.860 --> 02:27:05.300 did it's okay sometimes you didn't you don't have to say it that way people 02:27:05.300 --> 02:27:07.860 dress and stuff the way that is dressed it's kind of out in the middle of the 02:27:07.860 --> 02:27:11.420 desert whatever it's maybe not as bad as like Burning Man but it still has like 02:27:11.420 --> 02:27:15.100 a taste I feel like Burning Man okay well Burning Man there's people that 02:27:15.100 --> 02:27:20.020 like fucking tweak on drugs and run around naked but like I actually feel 02:27:20.020 --> 02:27:25.460 like Burning Man would be like more of an experience. 02:27:25.460 --> 02:27:27.540 Like when you're at Burning Man, you're like, 02:27:27.540 --> 02:27:29.780 I get why we're in the middle of the desert. 02:27:29.780 --> 02:27:31.380 You know, I understand. 02:27:31.380 --> 02:27:32.580 We're at Burning Man. 02:27:32.580 --> 02:27:34.740 I'm in the middle of nowhere. 02:27:35.380 --> 02:27:38.420 Then you're in Coachella Valley and fishing chips 02:27:38.420 --> 02:27:41.860 at a shitty restaurant is $35 and you're like, hmm. 02:27:42.740 --> 02:27:43.780 The city sucks. 02:27:44.580 --> 02:27:49.540 Coachella is, the city of Coachella is ass. 02:27:49.540 --> 02:27:52.180 That place blows. I don't know why anyone would live there. 02:27:52.180 --> 02:27:52.980 Of a year and- 02:27:52.980 --> 02:27:56.180 It is such an overpriced piece of shit town. 02:27:56.180 --> 02:28:02.420 Uh, I'm sorry, like I'm not trying to shit on it, but it's like, actually, it's hot as fuck all year. 02:28:02.420 --> 02:28:04.420 All year. 02:28:04.420 --> 02:28:07.140 It's like 110 in the summer. 02:28:07.140 --> 02:28:08.900 Unbearable levels of heat. 02:28:08.900 --> 02:28:11.700 I mean, and everything's expensive. 02:28:11.700 --> 02:28:13.300 You get pretty crazy after all. 02:28:13.300 --> 02:28:17.460 When you put thousands of drug-filled content goers and influencers like James Charles, 02:28:17.460 --> 02:28:32.160 I will say it was weird. I didn't see James Charles when I went, but I was just like with I was in the same vicinity as machine gun Kelly fucking 02:28:33.160 --> 02:28:35.840 Liam from what not Liam is it Liam? 02:28:40.240 --> 02:28:46.100 Was Liam the one that died Liam died oh my god rip who was it not Nile 02:28:47.460 --> 02:28:49.460 One Direction members. 02:28:52.460 --> 02:28:54.460 Louie! I was next to Louie. 02:28:54.460 --> 02:28:56.460 He's like 5'6". 02:28:56.460 --> 02:28:58.460 I saw Charlie D'Amelio. 02:28:58.460 --> 02:29:00.460 I felt like I was in a fever dream, man. 02:29:00.460 --> 02:29:02.460 I was like, what? 02:29:02.460 --> 02:29:03.460 Spooky Man. 02:29:03.460 --> 02:29:04.460 If that's what the locals say. 02:29:04.460 --> 02:29:06.460 That Spooky Man is spooky. 02:29:07.460 --> 02:29:08.460 So many TikTokers. 02:29:08.460 --> 02:29:10.460 I saw Sam and Colby, or one of them. 02:29:10.460 --> 02:29:12.460 I don't remember which. 02:29:12.460 --> 02:29:13.460 I think it might have been Sam. 02:29:14.460 --> 02:29:16.460 One of them was there. 02:29:16.460 --> 02:29:18.300 Who James Shaw, he just does makeup. 02:29:18.300 --> 02:29:19.800 Spooky man. 02:29:19.800 --> 02:29:22.180 And it's also like such a weird dude. 02:29:22.180 --> 02:29:25.820 It feels like there's a paywall to everything at Coachella. 02:29:25.820 --> 02:29:27.820 Like we have VIP tickets. 02:29:27.820 --> 02:29:30.020 So there's like general admission, all that area. 02:29:30.020 --> 02:29:31.700 It's most of the venue's general admission. 02:29:31.700 --> 02:29:34.520 And then there's like VIP spots where you can get like drinks quicker 02:29:34.520 --> 02:29:38.020 and there's like better food, but it's still like $80 for fucking food. 02:29:38.020 --> 02:29:40.420 And in the VIP section, you're still standing in line 02:29:40.420 --> 02:29:43.540 for fucking 10 minutes to get a drink, 15 minutes to get a drink. 02:29:43.540 --> 02:29:44.340 They don't serve shots. 02:29:44.340 --> 02:29:45.300 They only have light drinks. 02:29:45.300 --> 02:29:48.840 and it's like canned beer for you get a fucking Heineken for fucking $20. 02:29:50.400 --> 02:29:52.400 Anyways, vodka, Red Bull, 32 bucks. 02:29:54.000 --> 02:29:56.780 But guess what? They have apparel spritz stands. 02:29:57.000 --> 02:30:05.440 Oh, I love the taste of grapefruit and fucking bitterness in my mouth 02:30:05.740 --> 02:30:09.540 when I'm in 100 degrees and I'm dying of dehydration. 02:30:09.740 --> 02:30:12.600 Let me drink something that makes me feel like I'm a raisin. 02:30:13.400 --> 02:30:15.000 They have an apparel spritz stand. 02:30:15.300 --> 02:30:16.740 Woo-hoo! 02:30:16.740 --> 02:30:18.260 How fancy. 02:30:18.260 --> 02:30:20.420 Got like some stupid shit I got. 02:30:20.420 --> 02:30:24.660 And then in the VIP section, they have walled sections for like parties. 02:30:24.660 --> 02:30:27.580 Like they had a YouTube party or some shit. 02:30:27.580 --> 02:30:28.940 And there's like a walled section. 02:30:28.940 --> 02:30:31.740 And then outside of that, there's other parties outside of the venue 02:30:31.740 --> 02:30:34.660 that matter more than the fucking venue itself. 02:30:34.660 --> 02:30:37.820 And they have other performances there and you need to get invites for them. 02:30:37.820 --> 02:30:39.420 And I was like, oh, could I get invited? 02:30:39.420 --> 02:30:41.980 And my manager's like, no, you have to do a shout out for this company 02:30:41.980 --> 02:30:43.820 to get invited because they have tickets. 02:30:43.820 --> 02:30:45.120 Uh, guess what, buddy? 02:30:45.120 --> 02:30:45.820 Whoop! 02:30:46.220 --> 02:30:47.320 Whoop! 02:30:47.320 --> 02:30:48.720 I'm not gonna go to that. 02:30:48.720 --> 02:30:51.220 I'm not about to shout out your stupid fucking company 02:30:51.220 --> 02:30:53.220 so I can get a ticket to a party. 02:30:53.220 --> 02:30:54.720 What is this? 02:30:54.720 --> 02:30:56.620 Dystopian ass shit. 02:30:56.620 --> 02:30:57.420 No. 02:30:57.420 --> 02:30:58.520 It's like you're in or you're out. 02:30:58.520 --> 02:31:00.220 Why am I gonna fucking do an ad? 02:31:00.220 --> 02:31:02.120 So, I can get into a party. 02:31:02.120 --> 02:31:03.220 The Shadow Man. 02:31:03.220 --> 02:31:04.420 Hell no. 02:31:04.420 --> 02:31:06.220 That's what they call James Charles, they call James Charles. 02:31:06.220 --> 02:31:07.720 So I can walk up and be like, 02:31:07.720 --> 02:31:09.020 Yeah, I'm on the list. 02:31:09.020 --> 02:31:10.520 Called the shadow man. 02:31:10.520 --> 02:31:15.220 I see a giant silhouette of like a huge fucking big ass ellipse and a giant ass. 02:31:15.220 --> 02:31:16.420 Take the stairs! 02:31:16.420 --> 02:31:17.420 AHHHHH! 02:31:17.420 --> 02:31:18.420 Yeah! 02:31:18.420 --> 02:31:22.520 So, let's explore the insanity that is Coachella. 02:31:22.520 --> 02:31:27.040 The first Coachella Festival began in 1999 because its founders wanted a place to celebrate 02:31:27.040 --> 02:31:31.740 music, art and culture similar to that of the Glatsom Berry Festival in the UK. 02:31:31.740 --> 02:31:35.020 I also wonder if it's also because of the Woodstock recerts in the 90s too. 02:31:35.020 --> 02:31:36.020 Oh, probably, yeah. 02:31:36.020 --> 02:31:39.220 Because there was a lot of fun in the Woodstock 99, appreciate it's where people died. 02:31:39.720 --> 02:31:40.420 Oh god. 02:31:41.320 --> 02:31:45.420 The lineup of the inaugural event consisted of artists like Tool and Rage against the machine. 02:31:45.420 --> 02:31:49.420 The attendees would spend as little as $50 for both admission and parking. 02:31:49.420 --> 02:31:49.920 He'd either... 02:31:50.620 --> 02:31:52.020 $50? 02:31:52.020 --> 02:31:53.920 Yeah, now it's like fucking free grand. 02:31:53.920 --> 02:31:56.820 Pay for a cheap nearby hotel to stay at during the event, 02:31:56.820 --> 02:31:59.220 or simply sleep in their cars to save a couple bucks. 02:31:59.220 --> 02:32:01.320 The venue was much smaller than it is today, 02:32:01.320 --> 02:32:03.120 but the shows were much more intimate. 02:32:03.120 --> 02:32:06.920 and people have fun memories of the earlier years where the venue was not densely packed 02:32:06.920 --> 02:32:10.560 and people could appreciate the music without social media interfering. 02:32:10.560 --> 02:32:13.620 It's kind of a- it's- it's- it's- feel the people go there just to get pictures now. 02:32:13.620 --> 02:32:14.780 It's for the grand now. 02:32:14.780 --> 02:32:15.380 He just- 02:32:15.380 --> 02:32:18.760 I just feel myself drunk inside of a fucking porta potty. 02:32:27.260 --> 02:32:29.380 If you clicked on this video you've got- 02:32:33.120 --> 02:32:43.120 And bless anybody. 02:32:43.120 --> 02:32:50.880 Bro also you hear the fucking porta potty shaking the fucking the the stage I think it was Yuma 02:32:50.880 --> 02:32:54.320 I don't remember the name I think it was Yuma tent was like actually a football feel 02:32:54.320 --> 02:32:56.320 away and the porta potty's shaking. 02:32:56.320 --> 02:32:58.320 It's about midnight. 02:33:02.320 --> 02:33:04.320 Two miles. 02:33:04.320 --> 02:33:06.320 We walked two miles. 02:33:08.320 --> 02:33:10.320 So you get picked up at a church. 02:33:10.320 --> 02:33:14.320 Oh my god bro, because when you want to leave, like here's the worst part. 02:33:14.320 --> 02:33:16.320 Unhinged, thank you for the five gift aids. 02:33:16.320 --> 02:33:20.320 Unless you have a private driver or you actually drove there, which you're probably 02:33:20.320 --> 02:33:22.320 not driving there because everybody's getting drunk. 02:33:22.320 --> 02:33:26.720 So it's like you don't want to fucking drunk drive back. You also didn't run a car. You're in the middle of fucking Coachella 02:33:29.040 --> 02:33:31.600 When you leave like all the the biggest 02:33:31.880 --> 02:33:36.280 Main artists like Sabrina Carpenter Justin Bieber or like the other years 02:33:36.280 --> 02:33:39.440 There's like Lee Gaga and fucking Green Day and shit 02:33:39.720 --> 02:33:45.600 Like they're performing late at night like they're the last people like post Malone and they're performing at like 11 02:33:45.600 --> 02:33:51.920 And they're done it like 1231 when you walk out of you like to even get into the 02:33:52.320 --> 02:33:56.540 Fucking area you're walking like a mile like you get dropped off 02:33:56.540 --> 02:34:00.740 You have to walk a mile and now you're in the venue and somebody you leave you have to walk a mile out 02:34:00.740 --> 02:34:05.860 And you're you're going around these dirt tracks that's kicking up dust your fucking sneeze and you get to the uber lot and 02:34:06.260 --> 02:34:11.700 All of the ubers are either already booked or there's guys standing out front and they'll go I'll drive you 02:34:11.740 --> 02:34:13.740 I'll drive you I drive you 02:34:14.020 --> 02:34:18.180 And you go, okay. Oh my god right over here. How much? 02:34:19.140 --> 02:34:21.140 $600 02:34:22.320 --> 02:34:25.400 Buddy, I make good money and I'm not paying your bitch ass $600, 02:34:25.400 --> 02:34:28.600 you're driving me three fucking miles to my hotel, right? 02:34:29.560 --> 02:34:31.160 You could go fist yourself. 02:34:31.160 --> 02:34:34.680 And so you call an Uber and the line's like nine miles long, 02:34:34.680 --> 02:34:35.520 right? 02:34:35.520 --> 02:34:38.840 All the Ubers that are there are already booked 02:34:38.840 --> 02:34:41.720 by other people that are like walking to them, right? 02:34:41.720 --> 02:34:43.080 Because you're never gonna get that one. 02:34:43.080 --> 02:34:44.520 Like people like reserve these Ubers, 02:34:44.520 --> 02:34:46.760 they show up like fucking hours early 02:34:46.760 --> 02:34:48.920 and they always wanna charge you more. 02:34:48.920 --> 02:34:50.480 So like if you order an Uber, 02:34:50.480 --> 02:34:53.160 The Uber's in line two miles down the road. 02:34:53.160 --> 02:34:55.120 So it's just like, we literally just leave 02:34:55.120 --> 02:34:57.040 and we're walking down these closed roads. 02:34:57.040 --> 02:34:59.080 I get picked up at a church. 02:35:00.280 --> 02:35:01.760 Let's go there to get your pictures. 02:35:01.760 --> 02:35:03.640 Once again, show the James Charles pictures. 02:35:03.640 --> 02:35:04.480 The pictures you're getting. 02:35:04.480 --> 02:35:06.040 The shadow man's lurking, 02:35:06.040 --> 02:35:07.920 waiting for a camera to be on them. 02:35:07.920 --> 02:35:09.960 You gotta take a picture at the Ferris wheel. 02:35:09.960 --> 02:35:11.760 It's the Coachella Ferris wheel, man. 02:35:11.760 --> 02:35:14.080 Oh, is that like a, I'm pretty sure I have a picture 02:35:14.080 --> 02:35:16.400 where I'm standing out in front with it, but. 02:35:16.400 --> 02:35:17.240 Are you shirtless? 02:35:17.240 --> 02:35:19.080 Why are his, oh my God, they're blurred. 02:35:19.080 --> 02:35:20.800 I was going to say his nipples are huge. 02:35:20.800 --> 02:35:21.880 I was shirtless. 02:35:21.880 --> 02:35:22.920 That was back when you were. 02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:23.880 When I was, yeah, good. 02:35:23.880 --> 02:35:26.280 He had your pecs and your abs. 02:35:26.280 --> 02:35:27.360 You were definitely showbub. 02:35:27.360 --> 02:35:29.200 Do you repeat cocking a little bit to see if the girl went, 02:35:29.200 --> 02:35:30.040 yeah, well, why not? 02:35:30.040 --> 02:35:31.600 I'm at Coachella. 02:35:31.600 --> 02:35:32.440 You know what I mean? 02:35:32.440 --> 02:35:33.880 Sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled. 02:35:33.880 --> 02:35:36.400 People felt like Coachella was all about celebrating music 02:35:36.400 --> 02:35:39.480 without alienating fans who didn't want to drop 150 bucks 02:35:39.480 --> 02:35:41.600 to go to festivals like Woodstock at the time. 02:35:41.600 --> 02:35:43.920 And in fact, this made Coachella a counterculture event 02:35:43.920 --> 02:35:46.000 that gained a lot of respect in the early days. 02:35:46.000 --> 02:35:47.680 And over time, Tiki Sills went up. 02:35:47.680 --> 02:35:51.520 And it began, and it literally became what it was made to be against. 02:35:52.020 --> 02:35:54.880 Remi, thinking of the two subs, Madman, and two, thinking of the three, 02:35:54.880 --> 02:35:56.520 Kevin and Koo for the sub, Major for the sub, 02:35:56.520 --> 02:35:58.900 Skipper thinking of the five, Gifted Vex for the three, 02:35:58.900 --> 02:36:01.400 Frost thinking of the five, Leave in Time for the sub, 02:36:01.400 --> 02:36:03.600 Jolie for the sub, Yart and Venned thinking of the sub. 02:36:04.000 --> 02:36:05.700 Can we restart the video now? 02:36:05.700 --> 02:36:07.400 React to New Improvill, yeah, I have before it. 02:36:07.400 --> 02:36:08.700 I met in Mosie thinking of the sub, 02:36:08.700 --> 02:36:11.200 Warming and Glue for the sub, Bench for the sub, Remi for the two subs. 02:36:11.200 --> 02:36:14.940 Actually making a profit, and this allowed its organizers to book larger artists 02:36:14.940 --> 02:36:18.520 with much more variety, as well as massively expand the venue space. 02:36:18.520 --> 02:36:22.440 And by 2012, the event now extended to a span of two full weekends 02:36:22.440 --> 02:36:26.320 and take a price to start a rise farther than what the average person was willing to pay. 02:36:26.320 --> 02:36:29.280 And the lineup started to expand from alternative and indie rock 02:36:29.280 --> 02:36:31.360 to things like hip-hop, electronic a- 02:36:31.360 --> 02:36:34.240 And the ticket's like the least expensive part of it. 02:36:34.240 --> 02:36:37.160 Because you're paying for the ticket, which is like, you know, 02:36:37.160 --> 02:36:40.120 base if you're doing general admission, yeah, like 700 bucks, 02:36:40.120 --> 02:36:44.280 maybe more like 1000, 2000 if you're doing VIP, 1500. 02:36:44.940 --> 02:36:51.540 You have to find a place to stay, and you're there for like four days, so the hotel's probably going to be like three grand if you're doing a hotel. 02:36:52.140 --> 02:36:57.840 Um, unless you're doing like a drive-in tent situation, if you live in Cali and you could bring your car there. 02:36:58.240 --> 02:37:05.340 Um, food, drink, shit like that, that's like already alone going to be another two grand if you're eating there. 02:37:05.840 --> 02:37:10.240 Uh, and it's just like, you're just constantly spending money. 02:37:10.440 --> 02:37:12.740 Ubers as well are just fucking expensive. 02:37:12.740 --> 02:37:20.260 Pop music and throughout Coachella's history art was also a big focus on the event instead of simple art installations scattered throughout the venue 02:37:20.260 --> 02:37:25.820 You could now see massive pieces designed by well-known artists. I walked up this shit air conditioned 02:37:26.020 --> 02:37:32.620 That's part of it. You literally walk for like five minutes to the top and you go sick 02:37:33.140 --> 02:37:35.820 Walk all the way back down around this time 02:37:35.820 --> 02:37:39.740 The fashion was also starting to become a big aspect of the event too no longer 02:37:39.740 --> 02:37:42.940 to people just wear casual clothing like band t-shirts. 02:37:42.940 --> 02:37:44.700 People today compare it to the Met Gala 02:37:44.700 --> 02:37:47.060 and the sense that the outfits seen during the event 02:37:47.060 --> 02:37:49.140 would literally shape fashion trends. 02:37:49.140 --> 02:37:50.500 This is all to say that Coachella 02:37:50.500 --> 02:37:51.940 had a whole culture surrounding it, 02:37:51.940 --> 02:37:54.060 one that slowly morphed into something way different 02:37:54.060 --> 02:37:55.140 than what it once was. 02:37:55.140 --> 02:37:57.220 This video is sponsored by our partners. 02:38:00.340 --> 02:38:02.340 Hector, for sponsoring this video. 02:38:02.340 --> 02:38:04.180 Over time, many who attend to Coachella. 02:38:04.180 --> 02:38:05.660 Yummy. 02:38:05.660 --> 02:38:08.020 Plus normal for events to grow and change over time. 02:38:08.020 --> 02:38:12.580 Many who attended Coachella in earlier years started to hate how mainstream the festival was becoming. 02:38:12.580 --> 02:38:13.740 Which is bound to happen next. 02:38:13.740 --> 02:38:15.180 Yep, that's popularity. 02:38:15.180 --> 02:38:17.100 Once it becomes popular, it's not cool anymore! 02:38:17.100 --> 02:38:20.700 I used to pay 50 bucks, that was 15 years ago. 02:38:20.700 --> 02:38:23.060 I paid, I think, 450 for my tickets? 02:38:23.060 --> 02:38:23.560 Damn! 02:38:23.560 --> 02:38:25.540 That's like, including the parking. 02:38:25.540 --> 02:38:26.660 So this is just to get into the festival? 02:38:26.660 --> 02:38:27.340 That's just to get in. 02:38:27.340 --> 02:38:28.580 But that's all three days. 02:38:28.580 --> 02:38:29.900 And that's why, like, the first time I was like, 02:38:29.900 --> 02:38:32.340 oh, it's worth it, because you can think about it's 150 a day. 02:38:32.340 --> 02:38:34.060 I sell like, 10 bands a day. 02:38:34.060 --> 02:38:36.060 What if you saved up for like, a whole fucking year? 02:38:36.060 --> 02:38:36.420 Or whatever, I'm like- 02:38:36.420 --> 02:38:37.900 It's just so crowded now. 02:38:37.900 --> 02:38:40.580 I mean, dude, you just got to get drunk before too, 02:38:40.580 --> 02:38:43.300 or like fucking take drugs before you walk in, man. 02:38:43.300 --> 02:38:44.740 Like that's literally, 02:38:44.740 --> 02:38:46.460 that's literally the vibe because you walk up, 02:38:46.460 --> 02:38:49.340 they're like, hi, look, can I get you? 02:38:49.340 --> 02:38:50.660 Can I get a vodka Red Bull? 02:38:50.660 --> 02:38:52.060 A double or a single? 02:38:52.060 --> 02:38:52.900 Double. 02:38:52.900 --> 02:38:54.500 All right, that'll be $42. 02:38:59.020 --> 02:39:01.700 Staring at you as your choosing tip. 02:39:05.540 --> 02:39:06.540 Okay, I can't even imagine. 02:39:06.540 --> 02:39:09.000 I mean, yeah, I almost refused to go to shit. 02:39:09.000 --> 02:39:11.180 Working at Coachella's gotta be a gig, brother. 02:39:11.180 --> 02:39:12.580 Holy. 02:39:12.580 --> 02:39:14.140 You're a bartender at Coachella? 02:39:14.140 --> 02:39:17.420 Yeah, you're making a fucking $3,000 paycheck in three days. 02:39:17.420 --> 02:39:19.740 Does that have, like, if it's more than 800 people? 02:39:19.740 --> 02:39:20.580 Yeah. 02:39:20.580 --> 02:39:21.900 I'm really not going. 02:39:21.900 --> 02:39:23.580 I'm not, I'm not gonna go. 02:39:23.580 --> 02:39:25.100 One of the worst things that come from Coachella's 02:39:25.100 --> 02:39:27.220 mainstream appeal was that it became an experience 02:39:27.220 --> 02:39:28.660 rather than a music festival. 02:39:28.660 --> 02:39:31.420 It was less about music and more of a status symbol 02:39:31.420 --> 02:39:33.580 gained from going to the cool, popular event 02:39:33.580 --> 02:39:34.420 of the year. 02:39:34.420 --> 02:39:35.420 That's just gonna happen though, too. 02:39:35.420 --> 02:39:38.140 You know, once it becomes a cultural thing, especially with the fashion stuff, 02:39:38.140 --> 02:39:40.700 it's a different kind of cosplay almost is what it seems like. 02:39:40.700 --> 02:39:44.900 It's like, oh, we're going and we're doing like the most absurd, impractical outfits 02:39:44.900 --> 02:39:47.420 that are just so we can take pictures. 02:39:47.420 --> 02:39:48.300 And like, that's the event. 02:39:48.300 --> 02:39:49.620 I don't really give a fuck about the music. 02:39:49.620 --> 02:39:52.060 I just want to go and experience that kind of thing, which is also, I mean, 02:39:52.060 --> 02:39:53.940 in a way, I have a right of respect for that. 02:39:53.940 --> 02:39:55.460 It's your timing, bro. 02:39:55.460 --> 02:39:56.300 I don't know. 02:39:56.300 --> 02:40:00.140 I just like, I remember when we were walking and at some point I was so hot, 02:40:00.140 --> 02:40:03.340 I just took my shirt off and I was wearing just like regular fucking like 02:40:03.340 --> 02:40:11.180 jean shorts and shoes and I saw some other dude and just like sunglasses like gym shorts and in like 02:40:11.180 --> 02:40:17.580 adidas sneakers and I was like this guy knows what this guy knows what's going on you know like 02:40:17.580 --> 02:40:21.340 some days I was wearing an outfit but I was like you know it's actually just better just pull up 02:40:21.340 --> 02:40:28.140 and like rant like comfy shit man just show up money you can do whatever you want of course I'm 02:40:28.140 --> 02:40:33.020 just saying that if it is for if it is this like multicultural like it isn't just music it's 02:40:33.020 --> 02:40:37.420 about art. I think what becomes annoying though is that if you slice up the pie too many times, 02:40:37.420 --> 02:40:40.700 you have like, okay, well this portion of people are just here for fashion, this portion of people 02:40:40.700 --> 02:40:43.100 are here just for music. If you're trying to go see a band, but- 02:40:43.100 --> 02:40:50.780 Nah, the people that are there just, like, it's the vibe, bro. Coachella map. The people that 02:40:50.780 --> 02:40:58.540 fucking show up and only go to like this one tent. Yo, they're just at Doolab the whole day. 02:40:58.540 --> 02:41:02.220 They're on fucking drugs and they're there to just enjoy the event. 02:41:02.860 --> 02:41:07.700 If somebody's just posted up by Coachella and Outdoor mainstream, mainstream, 02:41:08.100 --> 02:41:11.180 Coachella Outdoor, they're just sitting by the VIP section all the time. 02:41:12.820 --> 02:41:14.060 Like that's what it is. 02:41:14.060 --> 02:41:16.580 Like there's some people that literally just don't leave like, 02:41:16.580 --> 02:41:20.420 Yumatant and they just listen to rave music for fucking six hours. 02:41:20.420 --> 02:41:22.460 But like, nobody gives a fuck about it. 02:41:22.460 --> 02:41:23.900 You're fucking with everybody's experience. 02:41:23.900 --> 02:41:26.140 And then I think the experience becomes too divided. 02:41:26.140 --> 02:41:28.420 Well, the first of all is an impressive commercial success. 02:41:28.420 --> 02:41:30.820 In many ways, it has lost its luster. 02:41:30.820 --> 02:41:33.320 The event is no longer something that anyone can afford. 02:41:33.320 --> 02:41:37.820 For example, a 3-day pass can now cost up to $650. 02:41:37.820 --> 02:41:43.520 And like with anything, nowadays, scalpers are always there to drive up the prices of tickets purchased at the last second. 02:41:43.520 --> 02:41:46.520 This year, scalpers made massive profits selling weakens- 02:41:46.520 --> 02:41:48.520 Four grand? 02:41:48.520 --> 02:41:50.520 And that many people still bought that shit? 02:41:50.520 --> 02:41:54.820 Tickets for $4,000 to $5,000 after the event had sold out. 02:41:54.820 --> 02:41:58.720 And Coachella now offers access to special luxurious accommodations 02:41:58.720 --> 02:42:03.820 like their Safari Campground, which can cost as much as $12,000 02:42:03.820 --> 02:42:04.540 to rent. 02:42:04.540 --> 02:42:10.780 Bro, $12,000 to stay in an un-air conditioned tent. 02:42:10.780 --> 02:42:12.620 And out, Safari Campground. 02:42:12.620 --> 02:42:14.260 That little bungalows. 02:42:14.260 --> 02:42:16.340 Like, what are we doing? 02:42:16.340 --> 02:42:20.380 It's really the 12 grand chat. 02:42:20.380 --> 02:42:22.260 It's for the convenience. 02:42:22.260 --> 02:42:24.220 Because even if you get a private driver 02:42:24.220 --> 02:42:27.840 and you have a hotel, it's just so much easier to get done 02:42:27.840 --> 02:42:31.540 and then just walk out of the event into your tent. 02:42:32.860 --> 02:42:33.860 Pass out. 02:42:33.860 --> 02:42:35.440 Just give me a little a tent 02:42:35.440 --> 02:42:39.060 and maybe a coconut tree or something, you know, 02:42:39.060 --> 02:42:41.060 whatever or a tiger plushie. 02:42:41.060 --> 02:42:42.820 There's an option rent on Airbnb 02:42:42.820 --> 02:42:44.540 where the prices are straight up demented. 02:42:44.540 --> 02:42:47.300 Properties in the area will shoot up thousands of dollars. 02:42:47.300 --> 02:42:49.540 I mean, yeah, the influencers that are buying Airbnb, 02:42:49.540 --> 02:42:50.940 like we stayed at like some fucking 02:42:50.940 --> 02:42:53.860 like 12 room fucking hotel, dude. 02:42:53.860 --> 02:42:55.180 That's where we stayed. 02:42:55.180 --> 02:42:58.220 We walked to breakfast every day, it was awesome. 02:42:58.220 --> 02:42:59.860 But like it was still expensive. 02:42:59.860 --> 02:43:03.000 But the influencers that are running out Airbnb's, 02:43:03.000 --> 02:43:07.900 I mean, you're spending probably like 20K on an Airbnb 02:43:07.900 --> 02:43:09.340 for three days, four days, 02:43:09.340 --> 02:43:11.940 but you get like nine people and split it. 02:43:11.940 --> 02:43:13.540 In the event because they know someone 02:43:13.540 --> 02:43:15.260 will eventually end up booking them. 02:43:15.260 --> 02:43:16.500 And those who can't afford this 02:43:16.500 --> 02:43:18.460 will simply pay for a small patch of land 02:43:18.460 --> 02:43:20.660 in order to park their car and camp out. 02:43:20.660 --> 02:43:21.500 If you thought, 02:43:21.500 --> 02:43:29.500 me to set up my Coachella tent. It's just been sleeping. So first we got this bright blue beautiful 02:43:29.500 --> 02:43:36.620 tent and I also have a miniature yeti gallon water bottle to hold my water and potentially pee if I 02:43:36.620 --> 02:43:41.420 don't want to go to the communal bathroom. I put that in the corner. Gotta remember which is to 02:43:41.420 --> 02:43:46.300 drink and which is to pee and whether or not there's water or piss in it. Anyways outside of 02:43:46.300 --> 02:43:51.100 that we also have a little mini burner in case I want to cook myself a little snack at night. 02:43:51.500 --> 02:43:55.860 We have a little ice cooler here with some steaks and other raw foods, but we're running 02:43:55.860 --> 02:43:59.180 low on ice because we're in the middle of the desert, so we gotta eat it before it goes 02:43:59.180 --> 02:44:00.180 bad. 02:44:00.180 --> 02:44:02.920 In your car, you'd be dead wrong. 02:44:02.920 --> 02:44:07.160 There is a whole culture behind car camping online where people show off their insanely 02:44:07.160 --> 02:44:08.160 elaborate setup. 02:44:08.160 --> 02:44:14.980 Like, bro, we really set up a portable, bro, like, my god, like we have a fucking, 02:44:14.980 --> 02:44:18.380 we have a weird like space light thing. 02:44:18.380 --> 02:44:20.380 Car camping online projector. 02:44:20.380 --> 02:44:23.020 where people show off their insanely elaborate setups. 02:44:23.020 --> 02:44:24.780 Some people will spend well over a month 02:44:24.780 --> 02:44:27.100 planning the layout and ordering the things they need. 02:44:27.100 --> 02:44:29.420 And one influencer showing off his room tour 02:44:29.420 --> 02:44:33.100 included things like fake houseplants, a clothing rack, a decorative- 02:44:33.100 --> 02:44:35.020 And this shit's just for social media, bro. 02:44:35.020 --> 02:44:37.900 Nicknacks and even a director's chair, for some reason. 02:44:37.900 --> 02:44:39.660 I remember seeing this. I got a lot of hate. 02:44:41.180 --> 02:44:44.220 Yeah. I mean, it's larping. 02:44:44.220 --> 02:44:46.860 Like, why? It's not even- like, you're larping doing that. 02:44:46.860 --> 02:44:49.020 So like, nobody actually does that. 02:44:49.020 --> 02:44:50.620 Get it? It's fucking stupid? 02:44:50.620 --> 02:44:53.180 It feels like that's like a very performative kind of thing. 02:44:53.180 --> 02:44:59.580 I equate it to the refrigerator videos where it's just like people have like all these little containers for their tiny sodas and juices. 02:44:59.580 --> 02:45:00.940 Those are satisfying me, myself. 02:45:00.940 --> 02:45:01.940 I mean, every time I see- 02:45:01.940 --> 02:45:03.700 And I think that's sick, too. 02:45:03.700 --> 02:45:08.820 Imagine having like, whenever I watch those refrigerator videos, I'm like, yeah, that'd be awesome to have a fridge like that. 02:45:08.820 --> 02:45:11.700 Just stock full of like 80 different types of drinks. 02:45:11.700 --> 02:45:14.700 It's like you're at a fucking gas station, you just pick what you want. 02:45:14.700 --> 02:45:16.900 Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna try that out, aren't I? 02:45:16.900 --> 02:45:18.500 We had nightmare to organize though. 02:45:18.500 --> 02:45:20.800 This feels like an extension of the fashion trend to me. 02:45:20.800 --> 02:45:23.200 It feels like it's a part of that performative kind of like, 02:45:23.200 --> 02:45:25.400 well, yes, like I'm dressed here, I'm ready, 02:45:25.400 --> 02:45:26.900 and also this is my tent. 02:45:26.900 --> 02:45:28.800 Look how elaborate and like weird it is. 02:45:28.800 --> 02:45:30.900 You know, it feels like it fits into that same co- 02:45:30.900 --> 02:45:34.300 Dude, and it's just like not f- 02:45:34.300 --> 02:45:39.200 Like, all I'm thinking is you just spent four hours putting this together, 02:45:39.200 --> 02:45:42.600 and then when you're hungover as hell Monday morning, 02:45:42.600 --> 02:45:44.700 after the concert on Sunday, 02:45:44.700 --> 02:45:47.900 you have to take it all down. 02:45:48.500 --> 02:45:52.500 You have to fucking put everything away. 02:45:52.500 --> 02:45:53.500 Well, sure, for me, I don't know why. 02:45:53.500 --> 02:45:56.500 Which, to be fair, if you're trying to get some skiz... 02:45:56.500 --> 02:45:58.500 Dude, if I'm trying to get some pussy and I bring him... 02:45:58.500 --> 02:46:00.500 I'm gonna leave it there. Yeah, that'll go well. 02:46:00.500 --> 02:46:02.500 Back to this amazing oasis. 02:46:02.500 --> 02:46:03.500 You think they're gonna be happy? 02:46:03.500 --> 02:46:05.500 Just gonna be like, oh, yeah, someone's got the safari hat. 02:46:05.500 --> 02:46:07.500 You should check out my safari hat back in the case. 02:46:07.500 --> 02:46:08.500 You think this is good? 02:46:08.500 --> 02:46:09.500 Yeah. 02:46:09.500 --> 02:46:12.500 Got the whole fucking set of Jumanji over here, dude. You kidding me? 02:46:12.500 --> 02:46:13.500 Come on back. 02:46:13.500 --> 02:46:15.500 For many, it's less about the utility and more about the aesthetic 02:46:15.500 --> 02:46:17.500 and the content that can be made with it. 02:46:17.500 --> 02:46:18.500 with it. 02:46:18.500 --> 02:46:22.260 Absurd prices extend to the food as well, and people often post their insane food expenses 02:46:22.260 --> 02:46:29.220 like one attendee showing off a plate of tacos and nachos that cost $102, $102, and we're 02:46:29.220 --> 02:46:30.220 c- 02:46:30.220 --> 02:46:31.940 My God, that's like normal though. 02:46:31.940 --> 02:46:33.380 That's like normal for there. 02:46:33.380 --> 02:46:37.820 Like I remember when me and Brooke went we got like, it was like lunch or some shit there. 02:46:37.820 --> 02:46:42.660 We got like chicken tenders and fries, and it was like $68 or something. 02:46:42.660 --> 02:46:43.660 Cold. 02:46:43.660 --> 02:46:46.260 For like two, so it was like 30, $34 each. 02:46:46.260 --> 02:46:52.520 Others revealed that they paid over $20 for simple cocktail and $17 for a small cup of lemonade and regardless dude 02:46:52.520 --> 02:46:56.480 I would just get the double more. I would get the double vodka margarita 02:46:56.940 --> 02:46:58.280 Or not bar at vodka 02:46:58.280 --> 02:47:02.880 I would get double tequila margarita or like the double vodka red bulls and I would just slam those 02:47:03.040 --> 02:47:07.480 Coachella still sells like crazy if people gladly drop a small fortune over the course of the weekend 02:47:07.480 --> 02:47:10.460 Yeah, no shit. I don't know people who could play about that stuff like yeah 02:47:10.460 --> 02:47:12.680 I mean it's a hundred bucks for nachos 02:47:12.680 --> 02:47:17.200 I never understand when an influencer like I'm gonna sit there and be like it's overpriced 02:47:17.800 --> 02:47:19.800 but I paid like 02:47:20.960 --> 02:47:25.680 VIP and then also what was there like I paid as little as I could you know 02:47:25.680 --> 02:47:27.840 I hate when people are like I just spent 02:47:28.800 --> 02:47:34.960 98 thousand dollars on Coachella. Are you freaking kidding me? You chose to do that, right? 02:47:35.160 --> 02:47:39.600 You bought four VIP passes got into like nine after parties 02:47:39.600 --> 02:47:44.220 fucking rented out an Airbnb for 35 grand. 02:47:44.220 --> 02:47:45.840 It's like, that's your fault. 02:47:45.840 --> 02:47:48.360 Like, Cochelle's expensive, but like, 02:47:48.360 --> 02:47:51.440 you could probably get like lowest VIP. 02:47:51.440 --> 02:47:52.560 You could get like two tickets. 02:47:52.560 --> 02:47:54.840 If you get them not up priced, you know, 02:47:54.840 --> 02:47:57.360 from some scalper and like a tank or some shit. 02:47:57.360 --> 02:48:00.240 Like you could spend like eight grand for two people. 02:48:00.240 --> 02:48:01.280 And it's like, well, then don't. 02:48:01.280 --> 02:48:02.960 Which is still crazy though. 02:48:02.960 --> 02:48:04.120 Like why are you ordering it? 02:48:04.120 --> 02:48:04.960 What do you expect? 02:48:04.960 --> 02:48:06.080 It's like going to the airport and being like, 02:48:06.080 --> 02:48:08.360 I can't believe these prices. 02:48:08.360 --> 02:48:09.840 Boy, you kind of get trapped. 02:48:09.840 --> 02:48:10.680 If you- 02:48:10.680 --> 02:48:13.160 Sophie Rain, didn't Sophie Rain say she spent like $200,000 though? 02:48:13.160 --> 02:48:15.080 You could do car camping because you cannot- 02:48:15.080 --> 02:48:16.320 I could have worked that out. 02:48:23.560 --> 02:48:26.480 Sophie Rain said she spent $193,000, 02:48:26.480 --> 02:48:30.600 $193,845 on a three-day Coachella trip 02:48:30.600 --> 02:48:32.200 for her friends and herself. 02:48:34.280 --> 02:48:36.940 It was an $83,000 ARV and B. 02:48:38.360 --> 02:48:43.840 For three days for three days, maybe maybe four nights four nights Thursday through Sunday 02:48:46.680 --> 02:48:48.680 Twenty thousand dollars a day 02:48:51.440 --> 02:48:55.680 Sixty seven thousand dollars for twelve artists passes and thirty seven dollars 02:48:56.880 --> 02:49:03.520 $37,000 for a private jet. Okay. Well, she's been a hundred ninety three K to bring twelve people to full access Coachella 02:49:04.240 --> 02:49:07.480 And she also makes like eighty million dollars a year. So 02:49:08.360 --> 02:49:11.280 leave so you're like, oh, how am I gonna feed them? 02:49:11.280 --> 02:49:12.800 That's like not a lot of money. 02:49:12.800 --> 02:49:14.760 That's like not a lot of money for ourselves. 02:49:14.760 --> 02:49:15.600 Yeah. 02:49:15.600 --> 02:49:17.160 Which granted, if you're camping, you should bring food. 02:49:17.160 --> 02:49:18.400 Well, why didn't you bring food? 02:49:18.400 --> 02:49:19.240 Yeah. 02:49:19.240 --> 02:49:20.120 I mean, like just bring a bunch of fucking 02:49:20.120 --> 02:49:21.440 Baloney and cheese sandwiches. 02:49:21.440 --> 02:49:22.280 You know what I mean? 02:49:22.280 --> 02:49:23.120 Why not? 02:49:23.120 --> 02:49:24.160 It just all sounds far too expensive. 02:49:24.160 --> 02:49:25.000 Don't worry. 02:49:25.000 --> 02:49:27.040 Because now people are signing up for payment plans 02:49:27.040 --> 02:49:29.280 in order to pay off the insane ticket prices 02:49:29.280 --> 02:49:30.080 in smaller and smaller. 02:49:30.080 --> 02:49:30.920 No. 02:49:32.520 --> 02:49:34.080 No, just don't go. 02:49:34.080 --> 02:49:35.000 Don't go. 02:49:35.000 --> 02:49:37.440 If you are putting yourself on a fucking 02:49:37.440 --> 02:49:39.440 like 02:49:39.440 --> 02:49:41.280 pay later 02:49:41.280 --> 02:49:47.040 Shit like yo, you should not be going to Coachella if you're doing installments for a year 02:49:47.520 --> 02:49:52.760 Installments in twenty six months if I have reports showed that 60% of attendees around 02:49:53.400 --> 02:49:56.400 80,000 people utilize this to afford their ticket many 02:49:57.720 --> 02:49:58.880 What? 02:49:58.880 --> 02:50:01.480 Yo, you're paying that shit off on Christmas 02:50:01.480 --> 02:50:30.760 I'm sorry if this is not allowed on here. I just don't know what else to do. I found out I missed the payment and got an email saying if I 02:50:30.760 --> 02:50:32.880 I'm not paid by today by 5 p.m. PST. 02:50:32.880 --> 02:50:34.880 So three hours I lose my order. 02:50:34.880 --> 02:50:37.320 I tried live chat that they said I can only note, 02:50:37.320 --> 02:50:40.360 notate my account and can't guarantee it won't be canceled. 02:50:40.360 --> 02:50:41.680 I don't get paid until Tuesday. 02:50:41.680 --> 02:50:44.320 It's just over $272 for my payment. 02:50:44.320 --> 02:50:46.240 Does anybody here able to help me out till Tuesday 02:50:46.240 --> 02:50:48.200 or anybody give me some advice 02:50:48.200 --> 02:50:49.680 on how I can delay payment? 02:50:49.680 --> 02:50:50.600 Anybody here can help. 02:50:50.600 --> 02:50:52.600 I can just verify myself however you need, 02:50:52.600 --> 02:50:54.840 showing my pay stubs and direct deposit proof. 02:50:54.840 --> 02:50:56.520 This has been a rough couple of months financially 02:50:56.520 --> 02:50:58.360 and I'm gonna cry if this order gets canceled 02:50:58.360 --> 02:50:59.640 this close to being paid. 02:50:59.640 --> 02:51:01.160 Please help fam. 02:51:01.160 --> 02:51:03.400 Like I get she's in a rough financial spot 02:51:03.400 --> 02:51:06.440 and like that's sucky and I do feel bad about that. 02:51:06.440 --> 02:51:09.640 But it's also like, probably like it's really like, 02:51:09.640 --> 02:51:11.520 just like you should have been going to Coachella 02:51:11.520 --> 02:51:13.400 if you have to do like, 02:51:13.400 --> 02:51:14.600 if you're putting yourself in this much 02:51:14.600 --> 02:51:15.920 of a financial struggle 02:51:15.920 --> 02:51:18.440 where you actually don't have the money. 02:51:18.440 --> 02:51:19.560 Like that's what this is. 02:51:19.560 --> 02:51:21.720 This is like, I don't have rent money, right? 02:51:21.720 --> 02:51:24.360 Like I can't pay anything. 02:51:24.360 --> 02:51:28.360 It's a lender, $272 quote in the spirit of Coachella 02:51:28.360 --> 02:51:29.200 Because the church- 02:51:29.200 --> 02:51:32.720 I don't have $272 to my name to pay for this. 02:51:32.720 --> 02:51:34.400 What or why are we going? 02:51:34.400 --> 02:51:35.560 We're just coming in just days 02:51:35.560 --> 02:51:37.760 before she gets paid from her job. 02:51:37.760 --> 02:51:40.400 E-Bagging online to basically pay off 02:51:40.400 --> 02:51:43.240 the Coachella loan sharks that you've had. 02:51:43.240 --> 02:51:44.080 You know what I mean? 02:51:44.080 --> 02:51:45.520 Come on, hello, Coachella thing. 02:51:45.520 --> 02:51:48.360 Elder millennial, elder millennial. 02:51:48.360 --> 02:51:52.280 Elder millennial, so I lost my job at State Farm. 02:51:52.280 --> 02:51:53.680 Am, I need you guys. 02:51:53.680 --> 02:51:56.800 So I can't afford to go to Coachella anymore. 02:51:56.800 --> 02:51:58.840 I've already paid five out of six months 02:51:58.840 --> 02:52:00.440 and they're gonna cancel my order. 02:52:00.440 --> 02:52:02.040 It's too bankroll me, thank you. 02:52:02.040 --> 02:52:03.040 You think, you know, it's the thing though, 02:52:03.040 --> 02:52:05.840 is that women, sorry women, 02:52:05.840 --> 02:52:07.360 being a little misogynistic here. 02:52:07.360 --> 02:52:08.840 If you're like a attractive person, 02:52:08.840 --> 02:52:10.400 even if you're a guy or a girl, if you're an attractive 02:52:10.400 --> 02:52:12.400 person, you could post a picture of yourself 02:52:12.400 --> 02:52:14.080 and be like, looking just for help on this ticket, 02:52:14.080 --> 02:52:16.280 you would a hundred percent get people doing that. 02:52:16.280 --> 02:52:17.640 Just for the fact of like, you want to- 02:52:17.640 --> 02:52:19.120 Yeah, you could find a gooner that would pay 02:52:19.120 --> 02:52:19.960 for the ticket. 02:52:19.960 --> 02:52:24.160 Link up, like a million percent, a million, billion percent. 02:52:24.160 --> 02:52:26.280 I had buddies who did something similar to that, 02:52:26.280 --> 02:52:27.280 with their friends. 02:52:27.280 --> 02:52:29.360 They paid for their tickets so they can hang out with them. 02:52:29.360 --> 02:52:30.560 Didn't you do that? 02:52:30.560 --> 02:52:33.280 I thought you paid to see you. 02:52:33.280 --> 02:52:40.280 That's like an ultimate hack if you're just a woman out of bar. 02:52:40.280 --> 02:52:41.560 Go up. 02:52:41.560 --> 02:52:43.280 Hey, can you buy me a drink? 02:52:43.280 --> 02:52:44.880 Sure. 02:52:44.880 --> 02:52:45.720 Any guy. 02:52:45.720 --> 02:52:51.120 If you're like at all attractive and you walk up to a guy at a bar 02:52:51.120 --> 02:52:55.120 and go, hey, can you buy me a drink? 02:52:55.120 --> 02:52:56.440 You want to do a shot? 02:52:56.440 --> 02:52:59.000 And they go, oh, yeah. 02:52:59.000 --> 02:53:00.800 Because the guy's going to be holding his fucking, 02:53:00.800 --> 02:53:02.640 his orange, his orange crush like this. 02:53:05.240 --> 02:53:08.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:53:08.520 --> 02:53:11.160 $30, $30 that he pays it. 02:53:11.160 --> 02:53:13.000 You know, you have a conversation for two minutes. 02:53:13.000 --> 02:53:15.120 You got, I got to go meet with my friends. 02:53:15.120 --> 02:53:16.960 Just walk away. 02:53:16.960 --> 02:53:18.360 I know the girl or something. 02:53:18.360 --> 02:53:20.680 You weren't invited, but you're like nine times. 02:53:20.680 --> 02:53:22.560 You heard people. 02:53:22.560 --> 02:53:23.920 That was for a Lorde concert. 02:53:23.920 --> 02:53:28.120 My co-workers like we're going to this Lord concert on the weekend. I was like, all right, cool 02:53:28.240 --> 02:53:32.320 This won't work for me. I'm ugly. Don't say that about yourself. And if I'm being honest 02:53:32.800 --> 02:53:34.800 It'll still probably work 02:53:36.280 --> 02:53:38.280 It'll still probably work 02:53:38.480 --> 02:53:44.000 I like one of the girls so I was like wouldn't it be awesome if I surprised them and drove four hours 02:53:44.480 --> 02:53:48.000 It just came to the concert. Have you ever done that? 02:53:49.160 --> 02:53:51.160 No 02:53:51.160 --> 02:53:57.160 Yeah, to gay bar. I've tied my shirt up and walked up now. Get the fuck out of here. 02:53:57.160 --> 02:54:00.160 Oh no. Didn't you find them there? 02:54:00.160 --> 02:54:02.160 Well I texted them, I was like, hey, I'm at the Lorde. 02:54:02.160 --> 02:54:03.160 Hey. 02:54:03.160 --> 02:54:04.160 I'm like, what? 02:54:04.160 --> 02:54:05.160 Walk up to a guy. 02:54:05.160 --> 02:54:06.160 What? 02:54:06.160 --> 02:54:11.160 Alright, let me hang out with you now. 02:54:11.160 --> 02:54:15.160 The funny and scary thing for them was that we weren't- 02:54:15.160 --> 02:54:18.160 I met you at a gay bar. I go to gay bars all the time. 02:54:18.160 --> 02:54:20.160 Like you're friends at the time. 02:54:20.160 --> 02:54:29.160 And when I've gone to some gay bars that are a little overwhelming, and I obviously I support the LGBTQ and there's two different types of gay bars. 02:54:29.160 --> 02:54:38.160 There's LGBTQ bars, like LGBTQ inclusive bars. And then there's gay bars. And then there's gay bars, right? 02:54:38.160 --> 02:54:48.160 And what I mean by that is you walk in and there is a dude with assless chaps. And I go, ooh. 02:54:48.160 --> 02:54:55.280 Not judging you know, it's just like didn't really didn't really, you know expect that sometimes 02:54:55.440 --> 02:55:02.880 When I got there I just stood like this and then you get attracted no, but I'll walk up maybe chat to him buy a drink 02:55:03.680 --> 02:55:05.680 Have a conversation walk away 02:55:06.480 --> 02:55:11.880 It did not like bob my head or so for people that are wondering we're saying like he was arms-crack 02:55:11.880 --> 02:55:16.520 Dude gay people are awesome. I don't think you realize the positive vibes at a gay bar. 02:55:16.520 --> 02:55:19.560 You walk into a fucking gay bar, everybody's happy. 02:55:20.440 --> 02:55:25.560 Super happy. Gay and gay. Both meaning both homosexual and happy. 02:55:26.360 --> 02:55:31.960 And it's awesome, you know? They're fucking nice. They have great fashion, you know? 02:55:32.760 --> 02:55:38.040 And the drinks are cheap. Every gay bar is cheaper than any other regular bar. 02:55:38.040 --> 02:55:44.160 Could not look stiffer and he's just looking up at the stage there was an 18-year-old there with like three 02:55:44.400 --> 02:55:47.720 23 year-old women so his thought was like oh, I'm gonna rent a hotel 02:55:47.720 --> 02:55:50.840 I'm gonna I'm gonna have a crazy sex party afterwards, right? 02:55:50.840 --> 02:55:53.920 So when I showed up and the girls like you're fucking up my plan 02:55:54.040 --> 02:55:58.720 They're like what are you doing after the concert? I was like, oh, I think I'm just gonna sleep in my car 02:55:58.720 --> 02:56:01.000 I brought like a tempurpedic mattress 02:56:03.200 --> 02:56:08.000 Did you think you're getting lucky with the tip of you to mattress now, but I did think this would give me brownie points 02:56:08.040 --> 02:56:12.620 Like they think I'm so fucking cool. No, I'm probably gonna have kind of stock rush just a little bit 02:56:12.620 --> 02:56:15.260 Remember the thing that you just told me you're doing this weekend surprise 02:56:15.660 --> 02:56:21.620 I'm doing it too now. I think I worked the next morning. So I left it like 7 a.m. Is that when you're slinging saw? 02:56:21.620 --> 02:56:26.940 Yeah, oh, yeah nice did influencers with money to spend taking time the funniest story from 02:56:27.580 --> 02:56:32.280 What is his name Nick? I think was when he said he was on a I was a pop of meat video 02:56:32.280 --> 02:56:37.040 He said he was on acid and he was freaking out so much when he was making pizzas that he was sweating all over the 02:56:37.040 --> 02:56:42.880 like dripping sweat onto the pizza however we'll admit publicly to spending as 02:56:42.880 --> 02:56:47.240 much as 200,000 like just imagine some guys just tripping balls in the back of 02:56:47.240 --> 02:56:54.120 a fucking pizza place just like just like spreading the cheese dollars to get 02:56:54.120 --> 02:56:58.000 the full Coachella experience from private jet flights to insanely expensive 02:56:58.000 --> 02:57:03.000 airbnbs who selfie reign stop larking flying out various people it's a 02:57:03.000 --> 02:57:07.240 Attach right off for content James Charles 02:57:09.400 --> 02:57:16.080 Can we go to Coachella next year for attacks right off now, please only if I know for a fact that the shadow man is not gonna be there 02:57:20.000 --> 02:57:24.060 Can you imagine being in a tent and then yeah, you just see the silhouette of James Charles outside 02:57:33.000 --> 02:57:37.920 There was some absurd part about Coachella is that no matter how much money you drop in order to live in luxury 02:57:37.920 --> 02:57:41.180 There's only so much you could prepare for when you reach the vent 02:57:41.180 --> 02:57:43.020 And there's a fucking thunderstorm 02:57:43.020 --> 02:57:47.020 In 2025, the first weekend of Coachella was off to a horrible start 02:57:47.020 --> 02:57:49.520 Oh my god, yes, this is when I went 02:57:49.520 --> 02:57:55.440 All the campers were posting that they were in line for like nine hours and they couldn't get to their spot 02:57:55.440 --> 02:57:58.560 What was being referred to as Coachella Carmageddon 02:57:58.560 --> 02:58:03.700 People that wanted to utilize the car camping lots found themselves trapped in a never-ending gridlock. 02:58:03.700 --> 02:58:07.460 People reporting over 12-hour delays with limited access to bathrooms. 02:58:07.460 --> 02:58:09.180 It looks like District 9. 02:58:09.180 --> 02:58:10.200 Fucking prones. 02:58:10.200 --> 02:58:13.160 That's how they're referring to each other when they're all eating cat food and shit. 02:58:13.160 --> 02:58:16.080 People flooded social media ranting about how long they've been stuck, 02:58:16.080 --> 02:58:19.400 claiming that people were shitting in bushes and desperately in need of food. 02:58:19.400 --> 02:58:25.220 And according to one TikToker, a woman was even hit by a car as she attempted to stop it from cutting in front of her in line. 02:58:25.220 --> 02:58:27.420 It takes about like an hour or two to get through. 02:58:27.420 --> 02:58:33.340 Normally they have like these lanes and they have someone inspect your car because they're trying to find drugs and shit 02:58:33.340 --> 02:58:38.380 Like it's a fucking border patrol or some shit like literally they made you take out literally everything 02:58:38.380 --> 02:58:43.420 Did you have to do that? They start playing the the fucking what's that one music? What's that one song? 02:58:44.940 --> 02:58:46.940 Oh my god 02:58:47.340 --> 02:58:49.340 What's that one song where it's like 02:58:52.460 --> 02:58:54.460 Papers, please 02:58:57.420 --> 02:59:01.260 You step up you step up to the Coach Allo line 02:59:03.780 --> 02:59:05.780 Well 02:59:09.060 --> 02:59:15.940 Do you have any drugs in your car? No, we'll see about that 02:59:18.780 --> 02:59:21.180 They start fucking scanning the tires 02:59:22.380 --> 02:59:27.200 Because it's a little funk they fucking pop your tire with like a bowie knife 02:59:27.420 --> 02:59:33.660 You wanna just rip it up and oh my apologies. 02:59:33.660 --> 02:59:36.560 It's just me, sir. 02:59:36.560 --> 02:59:38.080 Hold over to the side. 02:59:38.080 --> 02:59:41.480 Other supposed videos of cars that were having to be pushed out of line because they were 02:59:41.480 --> 02:59:42.980 overheating and shutting down. 02:59:42.980 --> 02:59:46.720 But let's assume you get past the horrible introduction and you get into the venue, 02:59:46.720 --> 02:59:47.720 right? 02:59:47.720 --> 02:59:50.120 If you think this means you're in the clear, think again because doing anything 02:59:50.120 --> 02:59:53.400 at Coachella is a depressingly tedious chore. 02:59:53.400 --> 02:59:56.960 Many stands are gonna have you waiting as much as 40 minutes when they're busy. 02:59:56.960 --> 03:00:00.740 you out for a slice of pizza because it's quicker. You may end up being one of the hundreds 03:00:00.740 --> 03:00:05.040 that reportedly got food poisoning this year after eating a $25 slice of pizza for one 03:00:05.040 --> 03:00:06.240 of their most popular vendors. 03:00:06.240 --> 03:00:11.340 Bro, I remember it was like 8 or 9 p.m. on one of the days and we walk up to the pizza 03:00:11.340 --> 03:00:17.760 place, me and Brooke. This was 2025. And they just served somebody a slice and we walk 03:00:17.760 --> 03:00:24.280 up, they go, we're closed, we're closed. And they actually start getting mad at everybody. 03:00:24.280 --> 03:00:28.740 They go leave leave. We're closed. They shut the door. I'm like, yo 03:00:29.320 --> 03:00:36.480 You're actually an idiot number one. You're a bum number two. You still have pizzas. I see the dough 03:00:36.760 --> 03:00:41.740 Number three, I don't care if you see you close at nine. You're you are literally missing out on 03:00:42.880 --> 03:00:49.360 Thousands of dollars right like you're just serving dough and cheese like it's a cheap ass shit 03:00:49.360 --> 03:00:52.820 You're up pricing the fuck out of it and people are still buying that you like you like 03:00:52.820 --> 03:00:54.660 It's like being poisoned. 03:00:54.660 --> 03:00:58.520 40 minutes, it's a long time, but it's not as long as I thought it would be, to be honest. 03:00:58.520 --> 03:01:00.620 Also, if you're going to Coachella, why would you ever be like, 03:01:00.620 --> 03:01:01.820 I'm gonna go to the food stands. 03:01:01.820 --> 03:01:03.920 Why would you not just be like, I'm gonna make a bunch of sandwiches? 03:01:03.920 --> 03:01:05.720 Because you've got a party and it's quicker to eat. 03:01:05.720 --> 03:01:09.020 I can fucking party and still slam a bologna cheese sandwich. 03:01:09.020 --> 03:01:10.620 A lot of people can't cook these days. 03:01:10.620 --> 03:01:11.920 It's bologna cheese! 03:01:11.920 --> 03:01:16.820 It's not cooking, it's putting a slice of bologna cheese between two pieces of bread. 03:01:16.820 --> 03:01:18.420 Slaps of mayonnaise on there. 03:01:18.420 --> 03:01:20.720 You think I want to be seen eating a bologna sandwich at Coachella? 03:01:20.720 --> 03:01:24.060 I would love to be seen eating a bloody cheese. 03:01:24.060 --> 03:01:25.800 People would be like, how many of these did you bring? 03:01:25.800 --> 03:01:26.640 Mm. 03:01:26.640 --> 03:01:28.320 Can you pull them out? 03:01:28.320 --> 03:01:30.320 To be fair, I don't think you could bring food in 03:01:30.320 --> 03:01:31.160 once you're inside. 03:01:31.160 --> 03:01:32.320 You can't bring anything in. 03:01:32.320 --> 03:01:33.160 Like even drinks. 03:01:33.160 --> 03:01:34.000 I mean, you pour your drink out. 03:01:34.000 --> 03:01:36.360 They won't let you bring a cooler of sandwiches in? 03:01:36.360 --> 03:01:38.160 So you're saying that you'd have to go buy the stuff 03:01:38.160 --> 03:01:39.560 and then make it at your deal? 03:01:39.560 --> 03:01:41.760 You're back at your camp and they'll walk to your camp. 03:01:41.760 --> 03:01:42.920 They call it like the walk of shame 03:01:42.920 --> 03:01:43.760 at the end of the night 03:01:43.760 --> 03:01:45.800 because everybody's so tired and fucked up. 03:01:45.800 --> 03:01:48.840 But it could take like 40 minutes to walk to your car. 03:01:48.840 --> 03:01:51.480 Yes, yes. 03:01:51.480 --> 03:01:53.680 And try an hour. 03:01:53.680 --> 03:01:55.600 Try you leave Coach Allen at 11.30, 03:01:55.600 --> 03:01:58.280 you're gonna get back to your hotel at two, 03:01:58.280 --> 03:02:01.280 and your hotel's three miles away. 03:02:01.280 --> 03:02:03.400 But half the roads are closed. 03:02:04.320 --> 03:02:06.920 If I was like 19, I could see myself being, 03:02:06.920 --> 03:02:07.760 because else you're like, 03:02:07.760 --> 03:02:08.600 what else am I gonna do? 03:02:08.600 --> 03:02:10.560 It was like, it was magical. 03:02:10.560 --> 03:02:13.880 Bro, near your 40s, everything is hell, everything. 03:02:13.880 --> 03:02:15.520 That's why I'm so glad I listened to Metal 03:02:15.520 --> 03:02:18.120 because it's such a, like, they're always intimate shows. 03:02:18.120 --> 03:02:21.480 Get in, get out, have a couple drinks and you're on your way, you know what I mean? 03:02:21.480 --> 03:02:25.880 I was looking at like a Kanye concert or like a Travis Scott concert, fuck that. 03:02:25.880 --> 03:02:29.240 Oh my god, going to a Post Malone show, oh my god. 03:02:29.240 --> 03:02:30.440 Oh fuck. 03:02:30.440 --> 03:02:33.160 If you need to rush to the bathroom and you don't have a bucket set up in your camp, 03:02:33.160 --> 03:02:39.240 prepare to wait another 30 to 60 minutes in line before you're being able to shit your brains out in a public bathroom into a port of John. 03:02:39.240 --> 03:02:46.040 Yo, if I had to take my morning shit and I saw this line, 03:02:46.040 --> 03:02:51.040 I'm spraying chunks all over the walls and the trees. 03:02:52.480 --> 03:02:54.840 Like, I'm not physically capable 03:02:54.840 --> 03:02:57.560 of holding a morning shit past maybe 20 minutes. 03:02:57.560 --> 03:02:58.400 Shit, your brain's up. 03:02:58.400 --> 03:03:00.760 Like, I'm waking up and it's like, I need a poop. 03:03:00.760 --> 03:03:02.920 On a public bathroom immediately. 03:03:02.920 --> 03:03:04.880 To a Porta John, which also I will say, 03:03:04.880 --> 03:03:07.120 there's if people, I might want a Hunter's tip. 03:03:07.120 --> 03:03:07.960 Hunter's tip. 03:03:07.960 --> 03:03:08.800 Hunter's tip. 03:03:08.800 --> 03:03:11.040 Hunter's tip. 03:03:11.040 --> 03:03:13.760 Go to a Porta John on the hottest day and take a shit. 03:03:13.760 --> 03:03:15.560 Yeah, it's a surreal experience. 03:03:15.560 --> 03:03:17.900 You'll never feel as gross yet relieved in your entire life. 03:03:17.900 --> 03:03:18.720 I can't explain it. 03:03:18.720 --> 03:03:19.520 I have a knick. 03:03:19.520 --> 03:03:21.320 No, it's not relieved, man. 03:03:21.320 --> 03:03:22.880 It's bad. 03:03:22.880 --> 03:03:25.400 It's like, have you ever cut a shit off early, 03:03:25.400 --> 03:03:30.120 and then you just feel really gross? 03:03:30.120 --> 03:03:33.160 Like, you have, say, 100% of poop, 03:03:33.160 --> 03:03:35.600 and you get 60% of your poop out, 03:03:35.600 --> 03:03:38.600 and you know there's 40% more, but you have to be somewhere. 03:03:38.600 --> 03:03:41.160 So you're wiping, and you're kind of like wiping 03:03:41.160 --> 03:03:44.640 the tip of a turd that's about to fall out of your ass. 03:03:44.640 --> 03:03:47.920 But you're like pinching it back in your body. 03:03:47.920 --> 03:03:51.560 And then you like get up and you're like, get up the toilet. 03:03:51.560 --> 03:03:52.640 And you got to walk out of the song. 03:03:52.640 --> 03:03:53.640 You're like. 03:03:59.560 --> 03:04:04.200 And then it like finally subsides like maybe 30 minutes later. 03:04:04.200 --> 03:04:07.440 Tip, if you're ever at Coachella. 03:04:07.440 --> 03:04:09.320 I don't know why, but already I'm like, 03:04:09.320 --> 03:04:10.120 I don't really like that. 03:04:14.640 --> 03:04:19.120 If you're at Coachella and you're too impatient to wait in the water line because it looks long 03:04:19.120 --> 03:04:21.600 and you want to go to the hand washing station, don't do it. 03:04:21.600 --> 03:04:23.600 Because the water there is recycled water. 03:04:24.320 --> 03:04:27.520 Did you did it anyway? Did you just wish your brains out? 03:04:27.520 --> 03:04:32.320 No, luckily I didn't shoot my brains out, but the the f*** that thing is like I filled up everybody's water bottle. 03:04:34.560 --> 03:04:40.160 I had everybody's water bottle, a huge line, and then I saw people like filling up at the wash station. 03:04:40.160 --> 03:04:41.760 So I was like, oh, that's the hack. 03:04:41.760 --> 03:04:43.360 The next time I did it, some guy's like, 03:04:43.360 --> 03:04:45.260 hey, do you really do not want to do that? 03:04:45.260 --> 03:04:46.660 It's like recycled water. 03:04:46.660 --> 03:04:48.260 Oh, and then I looked at the water. 03:04:48.260 --> 03:04:49.760 There's like all these. 03:04:49.760 --> 03:04:51.560 Oh, pickles in it. 03:04:51.560 --> 03:04:54.760 Oh, and I looked at her and I'm like, we do not tell people. 03:04:57.760 --> 03:05:02.160 Basically Coachella is filled with Disney size lines for every little thing. 03:05:02.160 --> 03:05:05.460 If you think waiting this long is simply unfeasible, you wouldn't be the first. 03:05:05.460 --> 03:05:09.760 Some poor souls were returned their tents only to find that one proved in my tent. 03:05:11.760 --> 03:05:16.760 I have a campsite that's a long, long way to go in and out of the festival. 03:05:16.760 --> 03:05:18.720 I came back tonight to be shit by then. 03:05:18.720 --> 03:05:19.720 Someone got impatient. 03:05:19.720 --> 03:05:20.720 That's so funny though. 03:05:20.720 --> 03:05:23.080 With the lines and shit in their living quarters. 03:05:23.080 --> 03:05:24.080 This isn't uncommon. 03:05:24.080 --> 03:05:28.360 And simply believe it could be the work of a serial Coachella shitter. 03:05:28.360 --> 03:05:31.920 The online Coachella groups have all sorts of angry rants from the attendees who are 03:05:31.920 --> 03:05:34.080 fed up with the surprise logs. 03:05:34.080 --> 03:05:35.080 Like a woman. 03:05:35.080 --> 03:05:39.480 Okay, it's fucked up, but also kind of funny to imagine somebody like taking 03:05:39.480 --> 03:05:45.380 a shit onto a paper towel and then just like throwing their logs in just random people's 03:05:45.380 --> 03:05:46.380 tents. 03:05:46.380 --> 03:05:47.380 You crashed out after fun. 03:05:47.380 --> 03:05:48.380 It was on the floor. 03:05:48.380 --> 03:05:49.380 There's just a fat turd. 03:05:49.380 --> 03:05:52.020 Think out that there was a full-size shit in the woman. 03:05:52.020 --> 03:05:55.180 Who the fuck keeps defecating in the women's showers? 03:05:55.180 --> 03:05:56.740 Ever the same security? 03:05:56.740 --> 03:05:57.740 One role, ladies. 03:05:57.740 --> 03:05:58.740 Don't poop in the showers. 03:05:58.740 --> 03:05:59.740 She said it. 03:05:59.740 --> 03:06:01.980 She kept going to the company who would not go back next year. 03:06:01.980 --> 03:06:04.260 Literally poop before you go shower, not daring. 03:06:04.260 --> 03:06:07.260 I don't know if the bathroom lines that long, I might try and shit in the shower 03:06:07.260 --> 03:06:09.020 and waffle, stomp it down the drain. 03:06:09.020 --> 03:06:12.940 And shower two days in a row not a bad not a bad play 03:06:13.740 --> 03:06:17.180 Do you think that that's a woman doing that or do you think it's a man sneaking in I think it's a woman 03:06:17.180 --> 03:06:19.180 I think it's a woman who's like she's above pooping 03:06:20.900 --> 03:06:22.900 Period shits think it's that I think 03:06:23.380 --> 03:06:28.800 Period shits. I've a chat. I've heard that I've heard how bad they could be if you're a Coachella 03:06:28.820 --> 03:06:35.420 It's hot as fuck your woman on your period the bathroom line is long as fuck and you have to poop 03:06:35.420 --> 03:06:37.420 I'm not even judging if you shit in the shower 03:06:37.420 --> 03:06:39.820 Just push it down the drain though. 03:06:39.820 --> 03:06:40.820 This is gross. 03:06:40.820 --> 03:06:43.620 I lived on a co-ed dorm floor, well too if it was a liberal art school. 03:06:43.620 --> 03:06:47.620 Hahahaha! 03:06:47.620 --> 03:06:48.420 Oh my god. 03:06:48.420 --> 03:06:51.820 The men on the floor literally had to have a floor meeting because they're like, 03:06:51.820 --> 03:06:55.620 What are you, what are you doing in these showers and bathrooms? 03:06:55.620 --> 03:06:58.820 Just all kinds of things, we're like, what the fuck, where's your fucking brain? 03:06:58.820 --> 03:06:59.820 Like what is it going on? 03:06:59.820 --> 03:07:01.820 I'm not gonna go into details of it because it's disgusting. 03:07:01.820 --> 03:07:03.620 I thought it was gonna be the other way around because of my man, 03:07:03.620 --> 03:07:06.420 the girls are gonna complain that like the guys are smelly and all that. 03:07:06.420 --> 03:07:08.700 You would take, you know, that's not wrong. 03:07:08.700 --> 03:07:10.800 I had to clean women's restrooms. 03:07:10.800 --> 03:07:13.200 And these are high school students, but God, they're fucking... 03:07:13.200 --> 03:07:14.400 Don't do that! 03:07:14.400 --> 03:07:16.400 Don't fucking do that! 03:07:16.400 --> 03:07:20.140 The grossest thing that you don't understand until... 03:07:20.140 --> 03:07:25.720 Like, I never experienced this until having a girlfriend. 03:07:26.620 --> 03:07:27.700 Hair. 03:07:28.360 --> 03:07:29.160 Hair. 03:07:30.060 --> 03:07:30.700 Hair. 03:07:31.520 --> 03:07:32.320 Everywhere. 03:07:33.400 --> 03:07:34.240 Oh my God. 03:07:34.240 --> 03:07:36.100 Shower drain hair. 03:07:36.420 --> 03:07:38.420 Oh. 03:07:38.420 --> 03:07:42.140 Yo, because my hair's so short it goes down the drain. 03:07:42.140 --> 03:07:45.260 Women's hair, like women with long hair, 03:07:45.260 --> 03:07:47.700 even guys with long hair, but like women generally 03:07:47.700 --> 03:07:49.420 have longer hair than men. 03:07:49.420 --> 03:07:50.700 Oh my god. 03:07:50.700 --> 03:07:52.580 Disgusting. 03:07:52.580 --> 03:07:55.980 Like clumped hairballs that you're like pulling out 03:07:55.980 --> 03:07:56.660 of the drain. 03:07:56.660 --> 03:07:58.420 Oh. 03:07:58.420 --> 03:08:00.500 Those are poor that there are things that have been found 03:08:00.500 --> 03:08:01.780 with piss all over them. 03:08:01.780 --> 03:08:03.700 Leaving people to lock not only their tints, 03:08:03.700 --> 03:08:05.220 but their coolers when left unattended, 03:08:05.220 --> 03:08:06.340 which you shouldn't do anyway. 03:08:06.340 --> 03:08:11.620 like it would drive me insane thinking that I went back and I one of Brooke's friends stayed at 03:08:11.620 --> 03:08:18.180 my place like it was like they were all hanging out they stayed at my place and she made a joke she 03:08:18.180 --> 03:08:26.100 was like by the way I shed I was like okay I swear to god for three weeks after that her hair was 03:08:26.100 --> 03:08:32.740 everywhere in my apartment everywhere everywhere everywhere I was like how many hairs do you shed 03:08:32.740 --> 03:08:41.140 in a day like I was like it like long black hairs I was like who like it's been 03:08:41.140 --> 03:08:44.820 weeks and I'm still finding them it took a drink from water but she told you though 03:08:44.820 --> 03:08:48.940 she told me I was an upset right like I'm not mad but I was just like I was 03:08:48.940 --> 03:08:52.420 surprised I was like wow I didn't know people lose that many hairs in a day 03:08:52.420 --> 03:08:56.820 and thinking that someone had touched like drink from it as well let's fuck 03:08:56.820 --> 03:09:00.460 me up if you're in a high-trust society you wouldn't have to I don't 03:09:00.460 --> 03:09:03.260 We don't. Not with the Shadow Man lurking around. 03:09:03.260 --> 03:09:05.060 We have a good spot for headlining event. 03:09:05.060 --> 03:09:09.360 It truly is difficult for some to decide if it's better to find a bathroom or soil themselves. 03:09:09.360 --> 03:09:16.160 A woman or friend, for example, witness demand, fill his pants with piss while waiting to see Doja Cat. 03:09:16.160 --> 03:09:17.760 I can't stop looking... 03:09:17.760 --> 03:09:19.360 Wait, what? 03:09:19.360 --> 03:09:23.160 A woman or friend, for example, witness demand... 03:09:23.160 --> 03:09:27.060 While waiting for Doja, the guy next to us piss himself and set her down in the portal. 03:09:27.060 --> 03:09:29.760 Fill his pants with piss while waiting to see Doja Cat. 03:09:29.760 --> 03:09:33.920 I think I'd try to pull a tactical ground piss 03:09:34.760 --> 03:09:36.760 dick to the side 03:09:36.760 --> 03:09:38.760 underwear up baggy pants 03:09:39.960 --> 03:09:44.020 Accurately pee maybe two inches from the leg onto the floor 03:09:47.080 --> 03:09:50.120 That's probably the method right you get a little on your legs 03:09:52.680 --> 03:09:58.240 Pissing yourself have you taken care of all your base needs you can finally go up and enjoy the amazing lineup that day 03:09:58.240 --> 03:10:05.100 But not everyone gets to return to their lovely detailed aesthetic campsite this year people returned to campground exhausted after getting 03:10:05.360 --> 03:10:10.220 Obliterated on various substances found their tents completely destroyed by aggressive desert winds 03:10:10.220 --> 03:10:16.820 It got so bad that the National Weather Service issued a dust advisory urging people to stay inside at all costs to avoid the low air 03:10:16.820 --> 03:10:21.100 Quality and dust from doing damage to their eyes throat and lungs keep in mind 03:10:21.140 --> 03:10:26.140 This was going on during headliner event times and even led to big performances cancelling their 03:10:26.140 --> 03:10:32.260 Yo, and you're fucked up and you're watching you're watching like Sabrina 03:10:32.260 --> 03:10:36.420 Carpenter perform and you're just feeling the wind and in the back of your head 03:10:36.420 --> 03:10:45.460 you're going I'm gonna go back to a plot of land there's gonna be nothing you're 03:10:45.460 --> 03:10:52.060 trying to enjoy yourself like me espresso you're like you just thinking about 03:10:52.060 --> 03:10:55.420 that all the time and the harsh reality is that Coachella is simply not as 03:10:55.420 --> 03:11:01.420 glamorous as you think especially if you've had no experience with festivals and how gross they can get. How can you blame people for being 03:11:01.420 --> 03:11:05.320 sleeping on the dirt tonight? I'm gonna be stealing somebody else's tent. 03:11:05.320 --> 03:11:11.320 Surprised by this realization when every aspect of social media is telling them that Coachella is the perfect oasis getaway. 03:11:11.320 --> 03:11:14.220 Also this, it's to me it's similar to fucking Paris syndrome. 03:11:14.220 --> 03:11:14.920 Oh yeah. 03:11:14.920 --> 03:11:19.020 Japanese people go into Paris and they tell themselves because they're like this is disgusting. France is disgusting. 03:11:19.020 --> 03:11:20.820 Who would have thought French people are gross? 03:11:20.820 --> 03:11:25.660 One of the most widely discussed topics in regards to Coachella is the hordes of influencers 03:11:25.660 --> 03:11:28.340 that are funneled into the venue every year. 03:11:28.340 --> 03:11:32.160 At one point, began referring to it as the influencer Olympics, where big brands would 03:11:32.160 --> 03:11:36.180 invite notable social media creators to create promotional and sponsored content. 03:11:36.180 --> 03:11:39.060 Across the internet, you'll find thousands of sponsored videos where people have been 03:11:39.060 --> 03:11:43.080 flown out for free and have all expenses paid in order to shill whatever brand is 03:11:43.080 --> 03:11:44.780 looking for a marketing opportunity. 03:11:44.780 --> 03:11:47.980 For those that can't find a way to get in for free, they've even started filming 03:11:47.980 --> 03:11:51.540 PowerPoints where they basically tell brands why they're a notable person and 03:11:51.540 --> 03:11:55.020 they should cover the entire weekend for them, of course, just for marketing 03:11:55.020 --> 03:11:58.860 purposes. And what many influencers likely do want to attend these events for the 03:11:58.860 --> 03:12:01.660 artists, there are also cases of influencers traveling to Coachella 03:12:01.660 --> 03:12:04.720 Valley, only to take photos for social media without actually attending the 03:12:04.720 --> 03:12:08.700 festival itself. The goal is simply to convince people that you experienced 03:12:08.700 --> 03:12:11.540 it, right? I don't really give a f*** if I actually do, I just need people to 03:12:11.540 --> 03:12:15.780 basically be like, oh my god, I'm so jealous! Oh, I wish I was living your 03:12:15.780 --> 03:12:17.900 You're alive, please James! 03:12:17.900 --> 03:12:19.580 Bro, or it's like the same shit, 03:12:19.580 --> 03:12:22.740 it'll be like motherfuckers go to Coachella, 03:12:22.740 --> 03:12:24.940 they go to the Empire Club and parties 03:12:24.940 --> 03:12:26.340 that are outside of Coachella, 03:12:26.340 --> 03:12:29.820 but only show up for maybe like two performances a day. 03:12:29.820 --> 03:12:31.300 So they're buying Coachella tickets 03:12:31.300 --> 03:12:33.860 and Coachella's open like 11 or 11 a.m., 03:12:33.860 --> 03:12:36.940 like 1 p.m. to like midnight 1 a.m. 03:12:36.940 --> 03:12:40.420 Like 12 hours every day, they only show up for two, 03:12:40.420 --> 03:12:42.220 and then they go to the parties after. 03:12:42.220 --> 03:12:45.500 Charles, stop messaging my 14 year old son! 03:12:45.500 --> 03:12:46.340 Like Joe? 03:12:46.340 --> 03:12:51.340 No, I mean, at TwitchCon, I would go, 03:12:51.740 --> 03:12:54.100 like TwitchCon, I only go to the convention for two hours, 03:12:54.100 --> 03:12:57.780 but I also think TwitchCon is like a shill for companies. 03:12:57.780 --> 03:13:01.780 And like, if you're at TwitchCon, 03:13:01.780 --> 03:13:04.500 I think you absorb the TwitchCon experience 03:13:04.500 --> 03:13:05.540 in like two hours. 03:13:05.540 --> 03:13:07.380 At Coachella though, I'd go every day. 03:13:07.380 --> 03:13:08.340 I'd go every day. 03:13:08.340 --> 03:13:09.860 Like maybe I wouldn't show up at like one, 03:13:09.860 --> 03:13:11.420 but I'd show up at like two. 03:13:11.420 --> 03:13:16.420 People began pushing the sentiment that Coachella is no longer a music festival for the masses, 03:13:16.420 --> 03:13:20.420 as it's becoming increasingly difficult to justify spending this much money. 03:13:20.420 --> 03:13:25.420 The larger reliance on influencers rather than genuine music lovers also puts a bad taste in people's mouths, right? 03:13:25.420 --> 03:13:26.420 Every year, this time- 03:13:26.420 --> 03:13:29.420 Gotham chess editor here, any way to reach you. 03:13:30.420 --> 03:13:32.420 About what? 03:13:37.420 --> 03:13:40.420 Jazz for the subpoop and pay for the sub alley for the sub center for the three. 03:13:40.420 --> 03:13:46.580 three. How did you meet Brooke? And if you don't mind me asking, I knew Brooke in high school, 03:13:46.580 --> 03:13:55.300 but we just knew of each other. I never actually met her. And then in like, September of 2021, 03:13:55.300 --> 03:13:59.620 we hung out for the first time. And then we hung out a few more times, one or a few 03:13:59.620 --> 03:14:04.220 dates started dating people and FNS thinking for the sub you and Kathy for the sub Crypto 03:14:04.220 --> 03:14:06.260 and JC or JC, think of the sub. 03:14:09.880 --> 03:14:11.360 Some short form content. 03:14:12.720 --> 03:14:14.180 Like you wanna do short, 03:14:14.180 --> 03:14:16.100 what do you mean some short form content? 03:14:16.100 --> 03:14:18.520 Like you wanna make short form content for me 03:14:18.520 --> 03:14:20.920 because I don't do short form content anymore. 03:14:30.980 --> 03:14:32.560 All good, okay. 03:14:32.560 --> 03:14:33.680 My bad, bro. 03:14:33.680 --> 03:14:35.680 Soxie for the subpoop and J.S. thinking for the sub. 03:14:35.680 --> 03:14:37.080 Topic is relitigated. 03:14:37.080 --> 03:14:42.080 Those who have been going for years note that the event has always been half about the music and half about the scene. 03:14:42.080 --> 03:14:46.680 To them, these are just tired takes from older people who want to pretend everything was better in the past. 03:14:46.680 --> 03:14:50.280 And at the end of the day, you're in a venue with over 100,000 people. 03:14:50.280 --> 03:14:53.280 You're likely not going to be seeing the most influencers that attend anyways. 03:14:53.280 --> 03:14:59.380 Feels like a weird elitism in a way, like they're the real fans, but there's tons of noxious shit that past years didn't have. 03:14:59.380 --> 03:15:01.780 I think it's trickle-down cringe is what they feel. 03:15:01.780 --> 03:15:03.300 Because they're like these celebrities 03:15:03.300 --> 03:15:05.260 or these influencers going and they're posting about it 03:15:05.260 --> 03:15:07.460 and now I'm going and I feel like a cringe 03:15:07.460 --> 03:15:09.700 I feel from seeing these posts, I'm a part of it. 03:15:09.700 --> 03:15:11.100 I think it's trickled on cringe. 03:15:11.100 --> 03:15:13.020 It's also rose tinted goggles. 03:15:13.020 --> 03:15:15.260 Of course, many do know that due to the wider appeal 03:15:15.260 --> 03:15:17.140 of Coachella, the crowds in many cases 03:15:17.140 --> 03:15:20.140 were lacking the same bombastic energy from years prior. 03:15:20.140 --> 03:15:21.740 Artists like Damian Albarn, 03:15:21.740 --> 03:15:23.620 league singer for Blur and the Gorillas, 03:15:23.620 --> 03:15:26.420 chastised the audience in 2024 for the same reason. 03:15:26.420 --> 03:15:28.100 He was upset that nobody was singing along 03:15:28.100 --> 03:15:30.780 or getting excited for any part of their 13 song set. 03:15:30.780 --> 03:15:39.140 I think what you do need to understand though, and it's not like I'm just I'm more so saying this from the perspective of 03:15:40.860 --> 03:15:46.180 Somebody that hasn't gone to many concerts like I've gone to a when you pull if you pull up to like a guerrilla's concert 03:15:47.340 --> 03:15:50.580 You're gonna be hype you're gonna be singing the songs you're gonna be dancing 03:15:50.580 --> 03:15:56.180 You know you're gonna be jumping around doing all the shit cuz like this is the first person you see this guy's performing at 10 p.m 03:15:56.580 --> 03:15:58.580 Everybody in the crowd's been here since one 03:15:58.580 --> 03:16:02.340 walking in the desert heat for nine hours. 03:16:02.340 --> 03:16:05.980 Dehydrated, legs, jello. 03:16:05.980 --> 03:16:08.020 Yeah, some of them are hyping on drugs, 03:16:08.020 --> 03:16:10.560 but like everybody else is kind of like, 03:16:10.560 --> 03:16:13.080 you know, sweating out all the alcohol they fucking drank. 03:16:13.080 --> 03:16:15.260 It's just like, they're kind of just there to experience it 03:16:15.260 --> 03:16:18.140 and it's like, they're trying not to crash, somewhat. 03:16:18.140 --> 03:16:19.880 I think some people are just lame though. 03:16:19.880 --> 03:16:20.720 Hold up. 03:16:24.340 --> 03:16:25.200 Fly thinking of the sub, 03:16:25.200 --> 03:16:27.200 I was like a PJ with the sub trash for the sub. 03:16:49.760 --> 03:16:51.760 Okay, well, this just sounds like shit now. 03:16:55.200 --> 03:16:57.760 I think that might be why they're not hype 03:17:01.760 --> 03:17:06.420 You know dude you're in the fucking gorillas get over it you're the end of the set he got frustrated and said 03:17:09.520 --> 03:17:10.880 It's pretty sad 03:17:10.880 --> 03:17:15.320 Everyone's just sitting there if it was gorillas playing I think a lot of people would be you know bopping their heads 03:17:15.320 --> 03:17:20.560 Let's fucking blur. Yeah, it's like a 90s. Yeah, exactly UK pop boom kind of thing 03:17:20.560 --> 03:17:27.280 With an event as big as Coachella and a venue as chaotic as it is there are bound to be some wild and historic Coachella disasters 03:17:27.280 --> 03:17:30.440 It's just gotta happen during last year's Coachella a green day performed 03:17:30.440 --> 03:17:35.340 They're set accompanied by pyrotechnics that went haywire as they were wrapping up their headlining performance 03:17:35.340 --> 03:17:39.860 I watched that shit and it looked fine to me. It's a firework went off course and slid into it 03:17:39.860 --> 03:17:44.840 I did see that nearby was that we can know that was now that had to be weekend two because I did not see that 03:17:44.840 --> 03:17:48.040 Weekend one home tree. I remember there was ones that went haywire 03:17:48.040 --> 03:17:55.360 But I never saw one hit the ground and fucking explode concert goers one man went briefly blind in a year and became convinced that there was an 03:17:55.360 --> 03:18:01.500 Active terrorist attack happening the one thing that'd be horrible is inciting basically a riot with that many people people get trampled 03:18:01.500 --> 03:18:04.320 I would try and sue the fuck out of Coachella if I was that guy 03:18:05.180 --> 03:18:07.180 Easily happen 03:18:07.180 --> 03:18:16.560 I can't see. 03:18:16.560 --> 03:18:17.560 What's talk 99? 03:18:17.560 --> 03:18:18.940 You know, you gotta fucking watch out man. 03:18:18.940 --> 03:18:22.800 Which you know, luckily the fire was contained and Green Day went back to, you know, doing 03:18:22.800 --> 03:18:23.800 what Green Day does. 03:18:23.800 --> 03:18:27.180 And one of the most notorious incidents to ever take place at Coachella was cemented 03:18:27.180 --> 03:18:29.060 in a viral video from 2009. 03:18:29.060 --> 03:18:32.860 In it, a 23 year old man named Jonathan Frederick Felch was filmed being hassled 03:18:32.860 --> 03:18:36.740 by police officers after drunkly ripping off all of his clothes which seemed to resemble 03:18:36.740 --> 03:18:38.740 the man repeatedly denied the 03:18:38.740 --> 03:18:40.740 request to put his clothes back 03:18:40.740 --> 03:18:42.740 on the surrounding crowd cheered 03:18:42.740 --> 03:18:44.740 on the naked man with some 03:18:44.740 --> 03:18:46.740 passing weird as fuck. Why is 03:18:46.740 --> 03:18:48.740 this guy photographing him? 03:18:48.740 --> 03:18:50.740 Attendees handing him water. An 03:18:50.740 --> 03:18:52.740 officer hands him his clothes, 03:18:52.740 --> 03:18:54.740 urging him to put them back on 03:18:54.740 --> 03:18:56.740 and he took them and threw them 03:18:56.740 --> 03:18:58.740 away. Eventually the naked man 03:18:58.740 --> 03:19:00.740 is wrestled to the ground where 03:19:00.740 --> 03:19:02.740 he's able to slip away and make a 03:19:02.740 --> 03:19:04.740 run for it. And at that point 03:19:04.740 --> 03:19:10.020 He was arrested, probably a dick rash, and taken away among a sea of booze from the audience. 03:19:10.020 --> 03:19:11.020 Most of our pretty penis. 03:19:11.020 --> 03:19:12.880 If the penis wasn't good, they wouldn't be cheering. 03:19:12.880 --> 03:19:15.260 With any pig event, there are unfortunately lots of obvios- 03:19:15.260 --> 03:19:19.740 Yeah, just he has like a really fucking sweaty, grossly enlarged bush. 03:19:19.740 --> 03:19:22.380 Opportunities for things to go horrifically wrong. 03:19:22.380 --> 03:19:25.860 You just smell this stench wafting towards you. 03:19:25.860 --> 03:19:29.540 Not only is this expected with densely packed crowds, but the venue is filled with structures 03:19:29.540 --> 03:19:31.620 and potential for falling debris. 03:19:31.620 --> 03:19:36.620 Bree. At Coachella in 2019, a 24 year old woman named Caroline was dancing at the rear 03:19:36.620 --> 03:19:40.440 of the Sahara tent during a live performance. According to her friend, a falling metal 03:19:40.440 --> 03:19:44.900 balloon prop had fallen from far up above and slammed into her head. Oh my God. She 03:19:44.900 --> 03:19:48.220 collapsed to the floor and other attendees at the event noted that they had seen a pool 03:19:48.220 --> 03:19:52.460 of blood forming under her. Caroline suffered a fractured skull and bleeding on the brain. 03:19:52.460 --> 03:19:55.620 She survived the incident, but only after having to undergo brain surgery. 03:19:55.620 --> 03:19:59.380 Oh my god, you're gonna get a fucking brain surgery? 03:19:59.380 --> 03:20:02.220 Sorry, I took off the fucking band-aid I had. 03:20:03.260 --> 03:20:06.700 God, my cut is gonna fucking bleed again, I know it. 03:20:06.700 --> 03:20:07.860 Is that the Travis Scott concert? 03:20:07.860 --> 03:20:09.260 You're gonna play new Marvel Rivals update? 03:20:09.260 --> 03:20:10.340 Not today, but at some point. 03:20:10.340 --> 03:20:12.060 Nils Hole and Noel, thank you for the subplot, 03:20:12.060 --> 03:20:13.500 for the sub, Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the five. 03:20:13.500 --> 03:20:14.340 It's your bet. 03:20:14.340 --> 03:20:15.180 He's BJ and Kyle, thank you for the sub. 03:20:15.180 --> 03:20:16.020 Pason and Alec, for the sub. 03:20:16.020 --> 03:20:16.860 Poo, for the sub. 03:20:16.860 --> 03:20:17.700 It's headed for the three. 03:20:17.700 --> 03:20:18.900 FNCS, thank you for the sub. 03:20:18.900 --> 03:20:20.260 Also his response is so funny. 03:20:20.260 --> 03:20:21.580 Oh man. 03:20:21.580 --> 03:20:23.100 Black and white filter. 03:20:23.100 --> 03:20:24.060 Oh. 03:20:24.060 --> 03:20:28.220 It really just goes to show it to you that all those people have like zero empathy for human life. 03:20:28.220 --> 03:20:29.740 No souls left, none of them. 03:20:29.740 --> 03:20:31.980 Yeah, they just see ants when they're on stage. 03:20:31.980 --> 03:20:32.700 Bugs. 03:20:34.080 --> 03:20:34.980 Bugs live. 03:20:35.260 --> 03:20:36.180 Love the movie. 03:20:36.180 --> 03:20:38.900 At that very same event, prior to the start of the event, 03:20:38.900 --> 03:20:43.400 a production worker ended up passing away from a tragic accident while rigging the main stage. 03:20:43.400 --> 03:20:48.340 While climbing up the scaffolding without a safety harness, he suddenly slipped and plummeted 60 feet to his death. 03:20:48.340 --> 03:20:49.800 And sadly, severe injuries are- 03:20:49.800 --> 03:20:52.760 And then they just fucking continue the concert. 03:20:52.760 --> 03:20:53.960 That's what's like so weird. 03:20:53.960 --> 03:20:55.800 You just have like everybody else just goes like, 03:20:55.800 --> 03:20:58.080 oh yeah, and we're gonna continue as normal. 03:20:58.080 --> 03:20:59.960 Coming far too common at Coachella. 03:20:59.960 --> 03:21:01.840 Even this year, a heavy light fixture 03:21:01.840 --> 03:21:03.040 fell down into the audience 03:21:03.040 --> 03:21:04.480 and slammed it to a woman's head 03:21:04.480 --> 03:21:06.720 and left a giant dash on her head. 03:21:06.720 --> 03:21:08.700 Many believe that this was due to the harsh winds 03:21:08.700 --> 03:21:09.920 occurring all weekend. 03:21:09.920 --> 03:21:10.920 And the woman was quickly helped 03:21:10.920 --> 03:21:13.080 by nearby concert goers and given medical attention. 03:21:13.080 --> 03:21:14.680 Are they getting paid? 03:21:14.680 --> 03:21:16.600 And this isn't the only dark side to Coachella. 03:21:16.600 --> 03:21:18.800 In fact, many who look into the history of Coachella 03:21:18.800 --> 03:21:22.640 Valley will find something that makes the festival feel much more revolting. 03:21:22.800 --> 03:21:26.880 Coachella has always taken place in Indio, California at the Empire Polo Club. 03:21:26.960 --> 03:21:29.840 Well, they have been itself brings in well over a hundred million dollars in 03:21:29.840 --> 03:21:30.840 gross revenue a year. 03:21:31.040 --> 03:21:34.200 Many Coachella Valley residents live below the poverty line. 03:21:34.240 --> 03:21:36.040 Twenty three percent of households earn less. 03:21:36.040 --> 03:21:39.000 Yeah, I never understand how people live there genuinely. 03:21:39.160 --> 03:21:43.040 Like I don't understand how you how you afford to be, you know, work, 03:21:43.080 --> 03:21:48.640 like just a regular working class American and fucking Indio 03:21:48.640 --> 03:21:53.440 California. $20,000 per year and food insecurity has seen a rise over the years as well. The 03:21:53.440 --> 03:21:57.760 following weeks after Coachella ends, a sea of trash and discarded appliances cover the venue. 03:21:57.760 --> 03:22:01.920 Local farmers, charities and community members then get to work restoring the land to what it 03:22:01.920 --> 03:22:06.480 once was. Most of them belong to the Pura Pacha, an indigenous group in Mexico who sometimes 03:22:06.480 --> 03:22:10.960 make as little as $11 an hour. And often this is the work that gets done after an already 03:22:10.960 --> 03:22:15.360 grueling eight-hour day of physical labor. Workers describe the area as a garbage dump 03:22:15.360 --> 03:22:20.240 and how filthy is left by attendees, but it's work that required for some of them to make ends meet. 03:22:20.240 --> 03:22:24.080 And this isn't to say that every person who attends this event should feel at fault for this. 03:22:24.080 --> 03:22:27.520 And in fact, many are probably not even aware of what goes on outside of the festival, 03:22:27.520 --> 03:22:31.120 but there's something strange and dystopian about such an extravagant and over-the-top 03:22:31.120 --> 03:22:34.640 event taking place right across from people struggling to make ends meet and become 03:22:34.640 --> 03:22:39.840 exploited for the labor. It's like I said, it's that dystopian almost sci-fi-esque kind 03:22:39.840 --> 03:22:44.000 of like the fucking beginning of like Alien Romulus or like literally District 9. It's just, 03:22:44.000 --> 03:22:52.160 It's it's crazy they also they have to clean it up pretty quickly because right after Coachella is the biggest country event stagecoach 03:22:52.400 --> 03:22:57.440 Yeah, they just hold like event after event on this thing spot back to back. Yay 03:22:59.600 --> 03:23:04.220 Despite all the problems with Coachella there are people out there that treat it like it's essential part of their identity 03:23:04.480 --> 03:23:06.880 Although it's probably changed a whole lot since its heyday 03:23:06.880 --> 03:23:11.280 There's likely still some fun to be had right so if you can afford it maybe give it a try 03:23:11.280 --> 03:23:15.680 Just be prepared for a little chaos overpriced food and hey clean up after yourself you fucking slob 03:23:15.680 --> 03:23:18.600 I don't know what I'm supposed to tell you, you know, I fucking hate festivals 03:23:18.600 --> 03:23:21.880 It drives me insane people just take their cubs to throw on the ground all kinds of shit 03:23:21.880 --> 03:23:26.920 Don't be a fucking just throw shit away and even if it's like well look at all the other stuff just be a better part of it 03:23:26.920 --> 03:23:31.040 That's all I gotta say and do lots of drugs. Yeah going like oh everybody else is doing it 03:23:31.040 --> 03:23:32.760 Well, it's like that's part of the problem 03:23:32.760 --> 03:23:38.720 You know like if you aren't one of those people then last people fucking litter and the events better and then you know 03:23:38.720 --> 03:23:40.720 It's just a better experience for everybody 03:23:41.280 --> 03:23:43.980 That was a fucking good video though. 03:23:43.980 --> 03:23:44.960 WVD. 03:23:44.960 --> 03:23:46.200 All right. 03:23:46.200 --> 03:23:47.960 Hold up, Shats. 03:23:47.960 --> 03:23:51.800 I need a piss and then we're going to hop into philosophy. 03:23:51.800 --> 03:23:56.920 Ah, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. 03:23:56.920 --> 03:23:58.320 Count me down, Shats. 03:23:58.320 --> 03:23:59.760 I don't know if it's up and for the three, 03:23:59.760 --> 03:24:00.800 surely if it's up and for the six, 03:24:00.800 --> 03:24:01.800 thank you for the five. 03:24:01.800 --> 03:24:03.480 Count me down, Shats. 03:24:03.480 --> 03:24:06.760 Maybe a minute and then we're going to hop into philosophy. 03:27:41.280 --> 03:28:06.280 All right. 03:28:06.280 --> 03:28:18.200 I dropped this like five times. 03:28:18.200 --> 03:28:21.260 Look how dented this is. 03:28:21.260 --> 03:28:23.320 I got this in a snack while I was gone. 03:28:23.320 --> 03:28:29.120 I dropped it like five times and it's fizzy so it's probably going to fucking explode 03:28:29.120 --> 03:28:31.120 when I open it. 03:28:31.120 --> 03:28:38.120 Can I open it? 03:29:01.120 --> 03:29:03.120 Hold on. 03:29:31.120 --> 03:29:37.600 All right, it's been enough time. Let's open it 03:29:41.600 --> 03:29:45.380 Told you told you it's all about timing chat 03:29:47.160 --> 03:29:49.160 Hold up 03:29:54.520 --> 03:29:56.520 What are we doing 03:30:01.120 --> 03:30:03.120 Oh 03:30:12.860 --> 03:30:16.640 What do you mean I was supposed to shock on it when the fuck did I say I was gonna shock on it 03:30:18.200 --> 03:30:20.200 What the fuck 03:30:21.320 --> 03:30:26.040 Yeah, no one it's already open well I do that one 03:30:28.080 --> 03:30:30.080 Jump that one grab another one 03:30:32.080 --> 03:30:36.120 Get another one. No, I'm gonna sip on this one. Oh 03:30:38.640 --> 03:30:41.740 My god, I love these y'all fuck with Belveda. Oh 03:30:45.120 --> 03:30:47.120 My god 03:30:49.040 --> 03:30:52.960 Above me is so good. I was by the bed the regular oh honey one. Oh 03:30:54.960 --> 03:30:56.960 Ponder not sponsored 03:30:56.960 --> 03:31:00.640 Yeah, I'm still in this group chat called Jigsie. I could join 03:31:06.640 --> 03:31:09.840 If you guys can get archives control begin just play workshop. Hey 03:31:12.520 --> 03:31:14.520 Yo, yo, we're in 03:31:23.800 --> 03:31:25.800 Yo, Joe, we're in 03:31:26.960 --> 03:31:29.120 How about I just take my one with us to get a my first game? 03:31:36.960 --> 03:31:38.960 Oh, JX plays Rambo and PC now 03:31:40.040 --> 03:31:42.740 Literally on this nearest ice pop those pop these on pain 03:31:46.400 --> 03:31:48.400 Really all right chat 03:31:51.040 --> 03:31:53.040 Walk back in a 03:31:54.040 --> 03:31:59.480 A lot back in it is time for some philosophy now have we seen this video? 03:31:59.480 --> 03:32:02.560 We were talking about this in the beginning of stream like fucking four hours ago. I 03:32:03.480 --> 03:32:09.240 Don't think we've seen the surf sub movie or the surf sub existentialism the video 03:32:09.920 --> 03:32:11.920 No, I 03:32:13.360 --> 03:32:15.480 Think cams right. I think it isn't maybe 03:32:19.320 --> 03:32:21.320 I don't think we've seen it though 03:32:23.040 --> 03:32:29.400 I don't remember it at all. I mean if I end up remembering it, okay fine. Here's the two philosophy videos that I have 03:32:30.560 --> 03:32:32.960 This kids movie is about existentialism 03:32:33.960 --> 03:32:39.000 And birds do not sing in caves first one is about the movie serfs up 03:32:39.520 --> 03:32:43.140 Kids movies about existentialism chap lock it in 03:32:53.040 --> 03:32:58.740 Surf's Up was a movie that as a kid, I didn't love. 03:32:58.740 --> 03:33:02.480 I mean, I was entertained by the characters and fun scenes, but that was about the end 03:33:02.480 --> 03:33:03.480 of it. 03:33:03.480 --> 03:33:07.040 I didn't really understand the message of the film, and after rewatching it, I know 03:33:07.040 --> 03:33:08.040 why. 03:33:08.040 --> 03:33:09.040 This is a kid's movie. 03:33:09.040 --> 03:33:13.480 I have not seen Surf's Up since I was probably like 12 years old, if I'm being 03:33:13.480 --> 03:33:14.480 real. 03:33:14.480 --> 03:33:20.880 So, I mean, I hope he explains the plot of the movie, because all I remember 03:33:20.880 --> 03:33:28.400 about Serps Up is like him just trying to show off who he is and the one 03:33:28.400 --> 03:33:33.840 seeing where he's like Cody's me bro just let me be me I guess that's probably 03:33:33.840 --> 03:33:37.120 the root of the existentialism I guess I don't really know. 03:33:37.120 --> 03:33:39.360 Kenzie for the three don't want to you don't want to know the embarrassing 03:33:39.360 --> 03:33:41.440 amount of time it took me to figure this out I just want to say thank you 03:33:41.440 --> 03:33:43.360 because I didn't know a philosophy was before I saw your channel I'm 03:33:43.360 --> 03:33:46.080 grateful because I didn't realize how much I would love it that's awesome 03:33:46.080 --> 03:33:50.160 it's not embarrassing but existentialism now I know what you're thinking 03:33:50.160 --> 03:33:56.720 How in the world could serfs up possibly be about existentialism? 03:33:56.720 --> 03:34:00.400 A philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the existence of the individual person as a 03:34:00.400 --> 03:34:03.760 free and responsive agent determining their own development through acts of the will. 03:34:04.560 --> 03:34:10.080 Now, I know what you're thinking. How in the world could serfs up possibly be about existentialism? 03:34:10.080 --> 03:34:14.560 Well, I used to think that same thing, but after making this video, I was astonished with 03:34:14.560 --> 03:34:15.860 with the similarities. 03:34:18.260 --> 03:34:20.460 Existence precedes essence. 03:34:20.460 --> 03:34:22.820 That's in fucking serfs up. 03:34:22.820 --> 03:34:25.900 I was gonna say maybe more of the idea of like individualism 03:34:25.900 --> 03:34:27.580 like versus 03:34:29.380 --> 03:34:32.100 as existence precedes essence. 03:34:32.100 --> 03:34:33.500 Who said that? 03:34:33.500 --> 03:34:34.700 I should know that. 03:34:40.000 --> 03:34:40.840 Sardar. 03:34:44.560 --> 03:34:53.840 Originally, it was believed by ancient philosophers Plato and Aristotle that essence came before 03:34:53.840 --> 03:34:57.320 existence, essence being what makes an object it. 03:34:57.320 --> 03:35:02.960 For a property or group of properties of something without which it would be not existent or 03:35:02.960 --> 03:35:04.680 be what it is. 03:35:04.680 --> 03:35:08.160 For example, an eraser is only an eraser if it can erase. 03:35:08.160 --> 03:35:12.000 The shape, size, and color are irrelevant, as long as it does the job it was made 03:35:12.000 --> 03:35:13.080 to do. 03:35:13.080 --> 03:35:20.080 They also believed humans have an essence bestowed by God and we should live up to our essence because it's part of what it means to be a good person. 03:35:20.080 --> 03:35:22.080 This idea was later cha- 03:35:22.080 --> 03:35:26.080 Like a pre-baked in, uh, purpose, right? 03:35:26.080 --> 03:35:34.080 I feel like that's the way that I would perceive it. That's always how I perceive the idea of essence precedes existence. 03:35:34.080 --> 03:35:40.080 Like, it is the idea that there is a- there has to be a meaning before there is a product, right? 03:35:40.080 --> 03:35:43.160 Like, you don't create a product unless there's a purpose for that product. 03:35:43.160 --> 03:35:47.840 Like, there's no, you don't exist to just exist. 03:35:47.840 --> 03:35:53.360 There is no, you don't grow and evolve unless there's a meaning in that growth. 03:35:54.000 --> 03:35:56.020 Otherwise, there's no reason to do it. 03:35:56.020 --> 03:35:56.920 So why would you? 03:35:57.160 --> 03:36:01.020 Kind of the idea of like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it in the sense of, you 03:36:01.020 --> 03:36:03.540 know, a tool or an idea. 03:36:03.920 --> 03:36:07.440 This idea was later challenged by a man named John Paul Sotra who believed 03:36:07.440 --> 03:36:08.360 it is our responsibility. 03:36:08.360 --> 03:36:11.200 If streaming is your power, what are you without it? 03:36:13.520 --> 03:36:15.120 I don't know. 03:36:15.120 --> 03:36:16.840 I feel like I have, 03:36:16.840 --> 03:36:19.320 not, I don't, like obviously I think I'm not somebody 03:36:19.320 --> 03:36:22.400 that's like too involved in the idea of social media. 03:36:22.400 --> 03:36:24.320 I think somebody that's like fully, 03:36:24.320 --> 03:36:26.400 I mean this is just a side conversation. 03:36:26.400 --> 03:36:28.480 I was actually talking to my friends about this 03:36:28.480 --> 03:36:29.320 the other day. 03:36:29.320 --> 03:36:33.320 I think Mr. Beast has basically just become a figure 03:36:33.320 --> 03:36:35.080 rather than a person. 03:36:35.080 --> 03:36:38.280 Like he is so involved in his job 03:36:38.280 --> 03:36:41.840 and trying to just be the most successful YouTuber. 03:36:41.840 --> 03:36:43.840 And it's not even just like with social media. 03:36:43.840 --> 03:36:45.320 I think it happens a lot because it's like 03:36:45.320 --> 03:36:48.320 you're perceived as like an idol rather than an individual. 03:36:48.320 --> 03:36:50.280 So it like kind of personifies 03:36:50.280 --> 03:36:51.780 in your personality more and more 03:36:53.200 --> 03:36:54.820 than like, you know, you being obsessed 03:36:54.820 --> 03:36:57.540 with being like a boss at a fucking factory job 03:36:57.540 --> 03:37:00.560 or something, but like he's gotten so involved 03:37:00.560 --> 03:37:03.480 in his work that he's no longer like an individual. 03:37:03.480 --> 03:37:06.040 He is literally like, he's the idea 03:37:06.040 --> 03:37:07.720 of growth with no meaning. 03:37:07.720 --> 03:37:11.960 Like, obviously he has goals and stuff that he wants to achieve. 03:37:11.960 --> 03:37:14.000 And like, so it's not no meaning at all, 03:37:14.000 --> 03:37:16.120 but it's like, what's the end goal? 03:37:16.120 --> 03:37:17.920 A trillion subs for what? 03:37:17.920 --> 03:37:20.320 So you could just say, I've won the game. 03:37:20.320 --> 03:37:21.320 Ha-ha. 03:37:21.320 --> 03:37:22.760 And then be done. 03:37:22.760 --> 03:37:25.560 Like, there's a lot to be rich as fuck. 03:37:25.560 --> 03:37:27.000 He is rich as fuck. 03:37:27.000 --> 03:37:27.840 You know what I mean? 03:37:27.840 --> 03:37:32.120 He's achieved everything any YouTuber could achieve. 03:37:33.680 --> 03:37:35.140 To die satisfied. 03:37:35.140 --> 03:37:41.100 I mean, that's the goal everybody has is to die is to die happy with their life 03:37:41.100 --> 03:37:46.180 You know you want to you want to be on your deathbed like you know, I've done everything I wanted to do 03:37:46.180 --> 03:37:50.820 I have no other you know, I've no regret not no regrets, but no 03:37:51.500 --> 03:37:53.500 There's nothing I would change 03:37:53.580 --> 03:37:57.620 Ponsibility to create our own essence that we decide our path in life 03:37:57.820 --> 03:38:01.260 this concept removes the obstacle in front of human freedom and 03:38:01.260 --> 03:38:05.980 and with this way of thinking, there is no necessity for the existence of God. 03:38:05.980 --> 03:38:10.380 But how does this theory have any relation to the kid's film, Surf's Up? 03:38:10.380 --> 03:38:13.820 An overarching subject in the film is how Cody needs to establish 03:38:13.820 --> 03:38:18.220 Is it going to be that Cody's essence is to not be a surfer 03:38:18.220 --> 03:38:25.260 and his individual baked-in purpose is opposite of what his individual personality aspires to be? 03:38:25.260 --> 03:38:30.060 Cody wants to be something that the universe wants him to not be 03:38:30.060 --> 03:38:36.700 and the idea of the movie is that he is defying his essence to become his own person. 03:38:37.420 --> 03:38:43.020 A sort of career for himself, whether it be surfing or sorting fish, he must choose a path in life. 03:38:43.020 --> 03:38:46.380 And throughout this film, Cody is trying to find his purpose as he goes, 03:38:46.380 --> 03:38:52.140 living by the idea that existence does precede essence. Despite this, Cody's mother and brother 03:38:52.140 --> 03:38:54.700 find his... Oh wait, I've been saying that backwards! 03:38:54.700 --> 03:39:00.420 Existence precedes essence, or is the essence precedes existence? 03:39:00.420 --> 03:39:04.100 I think I've been saying that backwards. 03:39:04.100 --> 03:39:08.780 Yeah, I've been saying that backwards. 03:39:08.780 --> 03:39:12.620 Way of thinking there is no necessity for the existence of God, whether it be trying 03:39:12.620 --> 03:39:13.620 to find. 03:39:13.620 --> 03:39:17.900 Despite this, Cody's mother and brother find his desire for going away strange and 03:39:17.900 --> 03:39:22.620 unusual, that he is trying to escape reality as if there is a way of life he should 03:39:22.620 --> 03:39:23.620 adhere to. 03:39:23.620 --> 03:39:28.260 A way of life his mother and brother expect him to live, a much more essentialist view 03:39:28.260 --> 03:39:29.260 on life. 03:39:29.260 --> 03:39:31.580 Yet, Cody doesn't believe in this practice. 03:39:31.580 --> 03:39:35.500 He wants to do what makes him happy, and his family's lack of acceptance leaves him 03:39:35.500 --> 03:39:41.100 with a knowing feeling of concern for whether or not he is doing the right thing. 03:39:41.100 --> 03:39:44.020 All he wants is to be recognized and supported. 03:39:44.020 --> 03:39:47.820 Cody just wants to be Cody, and he wishes people would just let him be himself. 03:39:47.820 --> 03:39:54.320 Like, hey, Cody's just a bum. Cody's this. Cody's that. Cody's this. Cody's me, bro. Let me be... 03:39:54.320 --> 03:39:56.820 I mean, that's the most famous quote from the movie. 03:39:56.820 --> 03:39:59.320 Me. When is that gonna start? 03:39:59.320 --> 03:40:01.320 In order to be acknowledged by... 03:40:01.320 --> 03:40:03.820 Yo, uh, take it out of some only. 03:40:03.820 --> 03:40:09.320 Uh, sword, thank you for the rate of 305 people. What's up, sword viewers? 03:40:09.320 --> 03:40:14.820 Come on, shout out sword. We're ripping, uh, a fucking philosophy stream right now. 03:40:14.820 --> 03:40:20.560 Welcome, welcome, Saturn, ah-ha, A-L-C, it's spicy to give the five gifts a drip from the sub. 03:40:20.560 --> 03:40:27.400 Others, Cody believes that winning the Big Z Memorial surfer will make people finally take his path in life seriously, but... 03:40:27.400 --> 03:40:31.900 But that doesn't matter what other people take, it doesn't matter if people take you seriously or not. 03:40:31.900 --> 03:40:35.400 Is that what he learns in the movie? I don't remember how it ends. 03:40:35.400 --> 03:40:41.900 It doesn't matter if people perceive him as a surfer, if he perceives himself as a surfer and he wants to be a surfer, then you're a fucking surfer, man. 03:40:41.900 --> 03:40:46.600 That's that's the the life and the you know the vibe that you want to live 03:40:46.760 --> 03:40:52.700 John Paul Sotra would consider his decision to be living in bad. Sotra. I thought a sardar bad faith is 03:40:53.960 --> 03:40:58.700 Hey, Dave the three Imo it relates to existence preceeds essence because he thinks he is predetermined 03:40:58.700 --> 03:41:03.840 He's predetermined destiny to win as a surfer when in reality he learns through the movie that he's a surfer because he 03:41:03.840 --> 03:41:09.860 Surfs not because he wins and therefore it creates his essence rather than pre-packaged destiny with winning valid 03:41:09.860 --> 03:41:17.860 He doesn't need to win to prove he's a surfer. He's just a surfer because he serves. Damn, you know, he's spent in facts. 03:41:18.860 --> 03:41:28.860 The psychological phenomenon where people act inauthentically by yielding to the external pressures of society by adopting false values and rejecting their innate freedom as humans. 03:41:28.860 --> 03:41:31.860 The freedom and ability we are given to make choices for ourselves. 03:41:31.860 --> 03:41:37.860 In this case, Cody wants to win, but realistically, he wants to feel the freedom and happiness surfing brings him. 03:41:37.860 --> 03:41:43.380 brings him. Cody mentions that he's never won anything in his life, and he wants to feel like a winner. 03:41:51.060 --> 03:41:59.300 Although winning is like a pre-baked essence though, no? Am I using the term essence wrong? 03:41:59.300 --> 03:42:10.500 winning is a natural biological thing that is is in you you want to win every human wants to win 03:42:10.500 --> 03:42:18.540 because you want to be better it's just your baked in need to compete right you always want to win 03:42:18.540 --> 03:42:24.420 you want to be better it's not even an ego thing in Cody's sense I think it is an ego thing 03:42:24.420 --> 03:42:28.580 because he's like oh I've never won anything but I'm saying like you're naturally 03:42:29.380 --> 03:42:34.580 driven to win to be better than people in the same sex as you to be more appealing 03:42:36.500 --> 03:42:43.380 reproductively like baking it down to the most basic needs like you want to win because it 03:42:43.380 --> 03:42:46.740 It makes you a better partner. 03:42:46.740 --> 03:42:56.740 It makes you a more appealing individual to procreate. 03:42:56.740 --> 03:42:59.180 Check on JNC stream, Brow. 03:42:59.180 --> 03:43:03.100 Oh, Vee and Brave are the sub, Energy are the sub. 03:43:03.100 --> 03:43:05.100 We're on some play-to-level shit. 03:43:05.100 --> 03:43:06.500 I think it's play-to-level. 03:43:06.500 --> 03:43:12.660 Brother's playing fucking, there's playing Rando. 03:43:12.660 --> 03:43:14.820 It's clear that he wants acceptance. 03:43:14.820 --> 03:43:18.780 Through the dialogue and body language shown when Mikey first arrives, it makes it obvious 03:43:18.780 --> 03:43:23.280 that Cody wants to impress his mother by showing how truly dedicated to his passion he really 03:43:23.280 --> 03:43:24.280 is. 03:43:24.280 --> 03:43:31.020 But winning also does cause acceptance because people accept those that are successful. 03:43:31.020 --> 03:43:37.920 Success is deemed as a good quality and something that makes you likeable. 03:43:37.920 --> 03:43:40.320 Being a bomb is not. 03:43:40.320 --> 03:43:47.180 Like many things is a societal construct that is considered good that winning is the right thing to do rather than simply enjoying 03:43:47.180 --> 03:43:50.180 And it's also like here's the weird thing 03:43:51.340 --> 03:43:55.880 People also fuck with I mean now we're just boiling down to like human personalities 03:43:56.320 --> 03:43:59.820 If you're if you're a winning try hard 03:43:59.940 --> 03:44:07.340 You know you fucking get up at 4 a.m. Every day and you succeed and you're wealthy people like I guess look up to 03:44:07.340 --> 03:44:16.340 But also might be like, oh, you're too ingrained into the physical success aspect of life that you're not you. 03:44:16.340 --> 03:44:21.340 But then if you're bummed and you want to be successful but you're failing, people frown upon that. 03:44:21.340 --> 03:44:29.340 But people don't frown upon people that aren't successful but don't want to be successful. 03:44:29.340 --> 03:44:33.340 Like a guy that wants to be homeless. 03:44:33.340 --> 03:44:36.340 And he's just like a drifter. 03:44:36.340 --> 03:44:39.280 Like some dude that he got a 1600 on the SAT 03:44:39.280 --> 03:44:40.120 and he's just like, 03:44:40.120 --> 03:44:43.400 I'm gonna kind of just go live in the woods. 03:44:43.400 --> 03:44:45.420 I'd be like, good on you, man. 03:44:47.320 --> 03:44:50.000 Like, but if he was like, I'm living in the woods 03:44:50.000 --> 03:44:53.320 because I lost nine different jobs, 03:44:53.320 --> 03:44:57.720 people would be like, ooh, ooh, you know? 03:44:57.720 --> 03:45:00.120 Like it's like how people perceive it. 03:45:00.120 --> 03:45:03.680 Same action, different background. 03:45:03.680 --> 03:45:05.400 Winning is the right thing to do 03:45:05.400 --> 03:45:08.940 rather than simply enjoying the experience our hobby brings us. 03:45:08.940 --> 03:45:13.780 Winning is without a doubt a confidence boost, only because society has deemed losing bad. 03:45:13.780 --> 03:45:17.860 Even though Cody states he does truly want to feel like a winner just this once, it's 03:45:17.860 --> 03:45:21.260 fair to assume he was heavily motivated by external factors. 03:45:21.260 --> 03:45:22.860 Cody is living in bad faith. 03:45:22.860 --> 03:45:26.900 He is trying to live up to the expectations of others when really, he should live to 03:45:26.900 --> 03:45:32.860 his own truth, whatever that may be. 03:45:32.860 --> 03:45:37.940 faith being a denial of freedom closely relates to the abundance of freedom individuals truly 03:45:37.940 --> 03:45:38.940 have. 03:45:38.940 --> 03:45:43.540 John Paul Satra would even go as far as saying that humans are condemned to be free, as if 03:45:43.540 --> 03:45:45.640 it's a curse as well as a blessing. 03:45:45.640 --> 03:45:49.140 As humans, we do not create ourselves, yet here we are. 03:45:49.140 --> 03:45:53.660 And I do not mean any of this to evoke an existential crisis upon anyone, but we never 03:45:53.660 --> 03:45:55.940 ask to be brought into this world. 03:45:55.940 --> 03:46:00.160 Nonetheless, we have the ability to make choices for ourselves, and because of that, 03:46:00.160 --> 03:46:04.600 Every situation we face is a result of our free will, therefore we can't blame any fortune 03:46:04.600 --> 03:46:08.360 or misfortune in our life to be the cause of external forces. 03:46:08.360 --> 03:46:11.360 But Elder Kamu has said, the literal meaning of life- 03:46:11.360 --> 03:46:15.040 I don't know if I agree with that. 03:46:15.040 --> 03:46:25.640 I think we're kind of presumptively assuming, or presuming, that you are free will. 03:46:25.640 --> 03:46:32.140 Like we need to for the sake of this video, but like, we're kind of assuming that you, 03:46:32.140 --> 03:46:37.020 that all the things that happen to you in your life are the result of your own choices. 03:46:37.020 --> 03:46:38.840 Which is not necessarily true. 03:46:38.840 --> 03:46:41.080 Ask to be brought into this world. 03:46:41.080 --> 03:46:45.340 Nonetheless, we have the ability to make choices for ourselves and because of that, 03:46:45.340 --> 03:46:48.380 every situation we face is a result of our free will. 03:46:48.380 --> 03:46:51.800 Therefore we can't blame any fortune or misfortune in our life to be the cause 03:46:51.800 --> 03:46:53.540 of external forces. 03:46:53.540 --> 03:47:04.540 Yeah, I think it's like the idea of like, oh, if you get in a car crash and it's somebody else's fault, it's still your fault you were in the car crash because you decided to get in a car that day and fucking drive. 03:47:04.540 --> 03:47:11.540 You know, so it always boils down to you got in this mess because of a choice that you made. 03:47:11.540 --> 03:47:20.540 But you didn't choose to be alive, so every choice following is not your own, no? 03:47:20.540 --> 03:47:26.840 Like if you didn't choose to be here and you didn't choose a large portion of the decisions you made prior to your consciousness, 03:47:26.840 --> 03:47:36.240 which is where you're like fucking four years old, you know, I'm saying like real consciousness, like you're able to communicate some way, remember things, you know, kind of have an understanding of time. 03:47:39.240 --> 03:47:47.140 Once that sparks, you've already had things out of your control that are now sparking you on a down path of lack of control. 03:47:47.140 --> 03:47:49.460 Elber Kamu has said, 03:47:49.460 --> 03:47:53.540 The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself. 03:47:53.540 --> 03:47:56.260 I just want to make it clear that I, in no way, 03:47:56.260 --> 03:47:58.980 want to push these philosophical ideas on anyone. 03:47:58.980 --> 03:48:02.340 I'm just using these men and their ideologies for the sake of the video. 03:48:02.340 --> 03:48:03.940 Now let's get back to Surf's Up. 03:48:03.940 --> 03:48:06.820 There is without a doubt a lack of guidance in Cody's life. 03:48:06.820 --> 03:48:09.460 This could be due to him losing his father at a young age 03:48:09.460 --> 03:48:12.340 or his mother's absence of interest in his passion. 03:48:12.340 --> 03:48:15.300 An authoritative figure was something that Cody never had. 03:48:15.300 --> 03:48:18.100 He does whatever he wants because no one tells him no. 03:48:18.100 --> 03:48:23.500 This overwhelming amount of freedom essentially leaves Cody the choice to do quite literally anything. 03:48:23.500 --> 03:48:29.500 He has such an alarming amount of power of what goes on in his life, and he is only 17 years old. 03:48:29.500 --> 03:48:33.500 In no way am I saying a teenager cannot make a rational decision for themselves. 03:48:33.500 --> 03:48:38.300 However, the pressure that comes along with making these life-altering choices can be devastating. 03:48:38.300 --> 03:48:42.300 How can you know at such a young age whether you are making the right decision or not? 03:48:42.300 --> 03:48:43.000 Cody is- 03:48:43.000 --> 03:48:49.160 I think that's one of the hardest parts about being in that age range, you know, like being 17 to 20, 03:48:49.720 --> 03:48:58.240 literally deciding the path that you want to take for the rest of your life, because there's only so far you can go before you could step backwards. 03:48:58.760 --> 03:49:05.400 Like when you're younger, you kind of have a million paths and you can take one and then run back and just take another, right? 03:49:05.400 --> 03:49:12.560 But once you get like 17, 18, 19, 20, you're kind of at that age range in those like four years where it's like, all right, 03:49:13.000 --> 03:49:15.800 What do you want to do for till you die? 03:49:16.840 --> 03:49:26.000 And it's like you're not hard stuck in one, but you kind of have to soft lock a decision, you know, you need a soft lock. 03:49:26.000 --> 03:49:30.560 I want to go in the sciences, you know, and you could fucking pivot a little bit. 03:49:30.560 --> 03:49:34.120 And some people do pivot hard and they go from the science to the arts here. 03:49:34.120 --> 03:49:38.720 They go the arts to the fucking, you know, construction or some shit. 03:49:39.120 --> 03:49:40.760 Like people change their lives a lot. 03:49:40.760 --> 03:49:45.240 But it's like you only have so many choices in that sense where you kind of get stuck like 03:49:45.680 --> 03:49:50.200 You can't be like and there's people that go to college in their 30s, you know 03:49:50.200 --> 03:49:55.600 And they start paving a new path, which is fine, but it's like it's still not the ideal, you know 03:49:55.640 --> 03:49:58.400 Like I'll say that I don't it's not bad 03:49:58.400 --> 03:50:01.080 I think it's great that people go to college in their 30s and 40s 03:50:01.080 --> 03:50:04.720 They want to get a degree and advance their career and change their life for the better 03:50:04.880 --> 03:50:09.800 but it's like if you were able to go back in time you would have done this when you were fucking 18 and 03:50:09.800 --> 03:50:14.520 and, you know, started on this path earlier because then you'd be further into the career 03:50:14.520 --> 03:50:18.920 that you're trying to enter now when you're old enough to have fucking, you know, grandkids. 03:50:18.920 --> 03:50:23.720 Like, carrying this burden of believing that there is a right decision to make when he just 03:50:23.720 --> 03:50:25.120 wants to be himself. 03:50:25.120 --> 03:50:29.320 All this tension and anxiety coming from a societal construct that there is in fact 03:50:29.320 --> 03:50:30.840 a proper choice to make. 03:50:30.840 --> 03:50:34.840 How can humanity have so many questions about the world yet believe that we also have 03:50:34.840 --> 03:50:35.940 the answers? 03:50:35.940 --> 03:50:40.380 In a sense that people believe or promote that there is this right way of living. 03:50:40.380 --> 03:50:44.160 Along with creating an enormous amount of stress for individuals, it also leaves people 03:50:44.160 --> 03:50:48.100 feeling lost or even bad about not being certain of what they want to do. 03:50:48.100 --> 03:50:50.340 Cody's family is constantly vilified. 03:50:50.340 --> 03:50:52.820 You're thinking of the traditional view of essence before existence which is what 03:50:52.820 --> 03:50:53.980 Play-Doh thought. 03:50:53.980 --> 03:50:56.740 Existentialism is the opposite, okay. 03:50:56.740 --> 03:50:59.340 Saying that existence comes first, you come to the world with no predetermined 03:50:59.340 --> 03:51:00.340 destiny or purpose. 03:51:00.340 --> 03:51:04.220 Yeah, see, I was getting so confused because he was bringing up Play-Doh and I was 03:51:04.220 --> 03:51:05.220 like… 03:51:05.220 --> 03:51:08.340 I didn't say that because I googled it in the beginning. 03:51:08.340 --> 03:51:10.900 No, I agree with the idea of existentialism 03:51:10.900 --> 03:51:13.780 that you exist prior to having a purpose. 03:51:13.780 --> 03:51:17.580 I don't think there is a baked in purpose in your life 03:51:17.580 --> 03:51:21.380 outside of literally just experiencing. 03:51:21.380 --> 03:51:23.820 Like, and even then, you're only able to experience 03:51:23.820 --> 03:51:25.380 because you exist first. 03:51:26.740 --> 03:51:30.700 Jean Paul Sartier, I don't know how to say his name. 03:51:30.700 --> 03:51:31.940 Said it best, man is nothing else, 03:51:31.940 --> 03:51:33.500 but that which he makes of himself. 03:51:33.500 --> 03:51:37.020 Lizzie and Oz for the sub O21 and Energy for the sub B and Brife for sub backs. 03:51:37.380 --> 03:51:41.180 And him because his views, I always constantly think back to, like, 03:51:43.700 --> 03:51:47.700 my God, it's like small decisions just change your life rapidly. 03:51:47.700 --> 03:51:51.300 And I hate thinking about that, like butterfly effect, just because it's like 03:51:51.980 --> 03:51:53.220 you pave your own path. 03:51:53.220 --> 03:51:58.900 Like I could quit social media today if I wanted to and move to fucking Anguilla. 03:51:59.820 --> 03:52:01.660 I'm not going to do that, right? 03:52:01.660 --> 03:52:03.980 But like, you could do the same thing. 03:52:03.980 --> 03:52:07.940 You could pick up your shit, invest all of your money 03:52:07.940 --> 03:52:13.780 into a fucking flight ticket to Greece, and move there. 03:52:13.780 --> 03:52:17.020 You know, like, it's just like, you know, like, nothing 03:52:17.020 --> 03:52:18.940 is stopping you, right? 03:52:18.940 --> 03:52:23.060 It's illogical to make a lot of hardcore choices like that, 03:52:23.060 --> 03:52:25.420 where you're like, well, I live in fucking Alabama 03:52:25.420 --> 03:52:25.900 right now. 03:52:25.900 --> 03:52:27.980 I'm just going to pack my shit and move to New York 03:52:27.980 --> 03:52:28.660 City. 03:52:28.660 --> 03:52:31.420 You know, like, people do that all the time. 03:52:31.420 --> 03:52:35.580 but it is like generally like I don't know if that's a great decision 03:52:36.300 --> 03:52:39.900 you know but physically speaking there is no purpose-based boundary 03:52:39.900 --> 03:52:42.220 it's your own brain limiting you from doing something 03:52:42.940 --> 03:52:45.580 it's different from theirs it's not surprising he works so 03:52:46.140 --> 03:52:51.100 you're limited by resources in situation yeah you're limited by certain factors but even then 03:52:51.100 --> 03:52:55.020 it's like there's certain things you're able to do that you just wouldn't because you're 03:52:55.020 --> 03:52:56.300 telling yourself not to 03:52:56.300 --> 03:52:59.900 hard to impress them because for so long they've been embarrassed of him 03:52:59.900 --> 03:53:03.900 Although embarrassed may not be the right word, Cody does acknowledge that people are saying 03:53:03.900 --> 03:53:05.900 negative things about him to his mother. 03:53:05.900 --> 03:53:09.900 I don't understand why everybody has to be so judgmental. I understand my mom's judgmental. 03:53:09.900 --> 03:53:11.900 I think it's because she cares partially. 03:53:11.900 --> 03:53:15.900 Whilst he does recognize that her emotions come from a place of concern, 03:53:15.900 --> 03:53:20.900 he also realizes that his differentiating views on life not only tarnish his reputation, 03:53:20.900 --> 03:53:22.900 but also his mother's. 03:53:22.900 --> 03:53:24.900 Cody may not care what others think of him, 03:53:24.900 --> 03:53:28.900 but his mother most likely cares about how the community views their family. 03:53:28.900 --> 03:53:32.580 Obviously, this puts a great weight on Cody's shoulders because he wants to do what's true 03:53:32.580 --> 03:53:35.400 to him, but also what will make his family proud. 03:53:35.400 --> 03:53:39.320 That abundance of freedom mentioned earlier is the very thing that he feels. 03:53:39.320 --> 03:53:43.440 The paradox of choice can be extremely stressful, and it always comes down to that great deal 03:53:43.440 --> 03:53:45.160 of freedom that we have. 03:53:45.160 --> 03:53:46.680 In no way do I mean to say f- 03:53:46.680 --> 03:53:50.400 Too many choices to make that there's no choice to be made. 03:53:50.400 --> 03:53:55.520 Again, it's the same shit I was saying earlier where it's like, if you fucking had, you're 03:53:55.520 --> 03:53:57.560 You're at a restaurant, and there's five options. 03:53:57.560 --> 03:54:01.080 It's a hell of a lot easier to choose one than if you have 50. 03:54:01.080 --> 03:54:04.720 Like, yeah, Netflix, you're just scrolling a show. 03:54:04.720 --> 03:54:06.360 I mean, that's a much simpler way, 03:54:06.360 --> 03:54:07.560 but it's the same thing with life. 03:54:07.560 --> 03:54:11.080 It's like, you could literally, yes, you're limited by money. 03:54:11.080 --> 03:54:15.040 But realistically, if you're broke as shit, 03:54:15.040 --> 03:54:17.360 you live in fucking Idaho, and you 03:54:17.360 --> 03:54:20.560 want to be a famous Italian painter, 03:54:20.560 --> 03:54:21.840 or live in Italy and be a painter. 03:54:21.840 --> 03:54:25.240 You might not be ethnically Italian. 03:54:25.240 --> 03:54:26.920 You could do that, right? 03:54:26.920 --> 03:54:29.080 Like, is it gonna be really fucking hard? 03:54:29.080 --> 03:54:31.680 Yeah, but like, there's a path to be made 03:54:31.680 --> 03:54:34.760 for any individual thing that you wanna do. 03:54:34.760 --> 03:54:37.200 Whether or not you're going to achieve it is another story, 03:54:37.200 --> 03:54:39.200 but it's like, you have effectively 03:54:39.200 --> 03:54:40.680 an endless amount of choices. 03:54:40.680 --> 03:54:42.600 Freedom is a bad thing, but I do believe. 03:54:42.600 --> 03:54:44.640 And you're making that decision 03:54:44.640 --> 03:54:48.760 when you're in your late teens, early 20s. 03:54:50.080 --> 03:54:51.920 And the average person lives to 70. 03:54:51.920 --> 03:54:52.840 It's like, oof. 03:54:52.840 --> 03:54:54.800 The burden that falls upon many people 03:54:54.800 --> 03:54:57.620 to do the so-called right thing can be. 03:55:01.200 --> 03:55:05.960 Another concept by Albert Camus which describes how our search to find meaning is futile because 03:55:05.960 --> 03:55:11.360 we live in a world that is shockingly devoid of it, this concept being absurdism. 03:55:11.360 --> 03:55:14.580 This is the idea that existence in general is absurd. 03:55:14.580 --> 03:55:16.800 An example of this theory is Sisyphus. 03:55:16.800 --> 03:55:20.280 He is compelled to push a boulder up a hill just for it to roll down once it reaches 03:55:20.280 --> 03:55:21.280 the top. 03:55:21.280 --> 03:55:23.520 A task he must repeat for eternity. 03:55:23.520 --> 03:55:28.400 Although the problem isn't whether the labor is futile or not, it's his awareness of the futility. 03:55:28.400 --> 03:55:33.280 Essentially, being imprisoned to an assignment that, in the grand scheme of things, is worthless. 03:55:33.280 --> 03:55:35.360 The most important aspect of absurdism is- 03:55:35.360 --> 03:55:38.000 Yeah, but the raki- it's the recognition of that. 03:55:38.000 --> 03:55:42.840 If you recognize that life is absurd and there is really no meaning why you're pushing 03:55:42.840 --> 03:55:45.480 a rock up a fucking hill, then you're able to embrace it. 03:55:45.480 --> 03:55:48.200 It's claimed that the world as a whole is absurd. 03:55:48.200 --> 03:55:52.400 And something within all that absurdity is winning, more so humans' innate desire 03:55:52.400 --> 03:55:53.400 to win. 03:55:53.400 --> 03:55:59.180 Serves up contemplates is the value of victory and if it's truly as I mean I think about that a lot dude 03:55:59.180 --> 03:56:04.820 I get really in like my bag sometimes not trying to be like fucking too cringy when I say that but like I 03:56:05.760 --> 03:56:10.560 Mean we're all gonna be dead in fucking 80 years, you know hundred years, and it's like 03:56:11.360 --> 03:56:16.280 God like what do I do like I enjoy what I do, but it's like what there? 03:56:16.280 --> 03:56:20.760 I don't know what I could do to where like when I'm 75. I'm not like 03:56:20.760 --> 03:56:24.440 like freaking out about dying, you know? 03:56:24.440 --> 03:56:27.000 Or like not wanting to die. 03:56:27.000 --> 03:56:28.640 I think what comforts me most is like, 03:56:28.640 --> 03:56:30.240 well, I didn't exist for a fucking 03:56:30.240 --> 03:56:33.400 at least 13 billion years prior to my life. 03:56:33.400 --> 03:56:35.480 So it's like, okay, I'm gonna not exist 03:56:35.480 --> 03:56:38.440 for an infinite amount of time after who gives a shit. 03:56:38.440 --> 03:56:40.880 You know, it's like, I already didn't exist. 03:56:40.880 --> 03:56:42.640 But it's like, I can say that, 03:56:42.640 --> 03:56:46.200 but that doesn't make it feel better. 03:56:46.200 --> 03:56:49.000 It's like your brain, you've evolved to a point 03:56:49.000 --> 03:57:08.000 where you're able to consciously recognize that like the idea that we, you know, don't exist, live, die, and cease to exist forever is like, ah, fuck, that's shitty, but it's like, you could come to terms with it logically, but coming to terms with it emotionally is like a whole nother fucking story. 03:57:08.000 --> 03:57:09.000 Magnificent. 03:57:09.000 --> 03:57:11.000 The topic surfs up contemplation. 03:57:11.000 --> 03:57:21.000 And that's just the same shit with just like life in general like why are we why do I have to fucking why do I have to pay my taxes and stand in line at the DMV it's like all pointless shit. 03:57:22.000 --> 03:57:35.000 And I feel like not that I would love to experience it because I think we're at a time now where we have so many luxuries you know obviously I live in a first world country as well but like all humans used to be 03:57:35.760 --> 03:57:40.000 Literally surviving in the wilderness in the woods with the animals, you know 03:57:40.400 --> 03:57:46.760 Like we're in a fucking advanced society now where people come pick up your fucking trash and your shit gets flushed down a drain and fucking 03:57:46.760 --> 03:57:49.640 Crushed up and then used to burn fuel and create energy 03:57:49.640 --> 03:57:56.580 And it's like we live in such a complex world now comparatively and it's like I wonder if people were asking these questions 03:57:57.560 --> 03:58:02.440 Prior to obviously the first people that were asking these types of things on record 03:58:02.440 --> 03:58:12.280 were like more, you know, Greek philosophers around that like early, you know, almost AD era, but like BCE type shit. 03:58:12.940 --> 03:58:19.720 But like prior to that level of society, were people questioning about that stuff? 03:58:19.720 --> 03:58:28.120 I mean, religions existed, you know, religious beliefs existed prior to so somebody had to be questioning. Sorry, I'm yapping right now. 03:58:28.120 --> 03:58:35.280 But somebody had to be questioning about like why they existed even when they did live in like a hunter-gatherer 03:58:36.560 --> 03:58:43.280 Situation they were like nomadic and moved all around and they just kind of lived in you know fought tooth and nail for food and fucking 03:58:43.480 --> 03:58:49.140 Survival until the day they died like they still had time to contemplate about their life like I 03:58:50.360 --> 03:58:52.360 Don't know man 03:58:53.240 --> 03:58:57.000 It didn't stick to the ceiling I thought it would stick to the ceiling sorry 03:58:58.120 --> 03:59:06.360 Anyways, um, I don't know. 03:59:06.360 --> 03:59:07.560 Life is so confusing. 03:59:07.560 --> 03:59:09.520 I feel like I always fucking end. 03:59:09.520 --> 03:59:12.360 I feel like I always end my apps with that. 03:59:12.360 --> 03:59:13.600 Nothing makes sense, man. 03:59:13.600 --> 03:59:18.400 Blitz is the value of victory, and if it's truly as significant as people make it seem. 03:59:18.400 --> 03:59:22.160 Cody so desperately wants to find purpose through surfing, and he believes once he 03:59:22.160 --> 03:59:23.880 wins, he will be fulfilled. 03:59:23.880 --> 03:59:30.160 Unfortunately this belief that only if he beats his opponents will he be satisfied is a very toxic relationship to have with his 03:59:30.160 --> 03:59:34.360 You only move the goalposts man. That's like one of the craziest things about life, too 03:59:34.560 --> 03:59:40.960 You could have any goal you set your eyes on and your human nature will set another goal the second you fucking reach that one 03:59:41.200 --> 03:59:47.160 You could be like my end life goal is to get a million dollars and move to fucking Greece the second you do it 03:59:47.160 --> 03:59:53.340 You're gonna come up with some other shit. That's equally as absurd like it's an endless cycle of like 03:59:53.880 --> 03:59:58.880 Fucking trying to just achieve the next big dopamine hit. 03:59:58.880 --> 04:00:05.880 Zobby, with the endless amount of opponents he may face, he will constantly be seeking that euphoric feeling for the rest of his life. 04:00:05.880 --> 04:00:08.880 Although Cody, like anyone else, is bound to lose someday. 04:00:08.880 --> 04:00:15.880 Nurturing such an unhealthy tie to the sport he's chosen will without a doubt become more and more volatile as winning becomes less common. 04:00:15.880 --> 04:00:18.880 In the film, characters are asked to define what a winner is. 04:00:18.880 --> 04:00:21.880 Lonnie says a winner is the surfer having the most fun. 04:00:21.880 --> 04:00:28.740 Mikey says winners are in it for the joy not the fame or money this scene conveys an important message because it tells the audience that 04:00:28.740 --> 04:00:31.000 Winning does not necessarily make you a winner 04:00:31.120 --> 04:00:37.080 They even go as far to say tank Evans nine times victor of the Big Z Memorial surf off is not a winner 04:00:37.400 --> 04:00:39.920 Especially tank. He is definitely not a winner 04:00:40.040 --> 04:00:42.080 It is an attitude not a state 04:00:42.280 --> 04:00:46.240 Whereas Cody seems to completely miss the point of what it means to win 04:00:46.600 --> 04:00:49.280 Feeling happiness is the goal not beating your enemies 04:00:49.280 --> 04:00:53.580 The most notable character who has come to accept the truth that beating others is such 04:00:53.580 --> 04:00:58.520 an incredibly insignificant part of surfing and life is Big Z himself. 04:00:58.520 --> 04:01:02.360 Big Z was the best for so long and being champion was commonplace for him. 04:01:02.360 --> 04:01:06.000 He became so focused on winning that once he lost it crushed him. 04:01:06.000 --> 04:01:09.880 Not only was he not able to face his fans, but he wasn't able to face himself after 04:01:09.880 --> 04:01:10.920 what happened. 04:01:10.920 --> 04:01:14.400 Once he began to enjoy the experience rather than the victory, he seemed to be 04:01:14.400 --> 04:01:15.960 at peace with himself. 04:01:15.960 --> 04:01:20.180 When Cody, Lonnie and Z go surfing he says, this is what it's all about. 04:01:20.180 --> 04:01:21.540 What could be better than this? 04:01:21.540 --> 04:01:25.860 In this moment, Z wasn't winning anything or competing with others, he was just enjoying 04:01:25.860 --> 04:01:26.940 his hobby. 04:01:26.940 --> 04:01:29.900 He sees that the journey is more important than the destination. 04:01:29.900 --> 04:01:32.860 The weight and anxiety of whether- Holy one piece. 04:01:32.860 --> 04:01:34.940 ...he would win is gone. 04:01:34.940 --> 04:01:40.820 Big Z understands that winning is meaning- Yo, that's actually so real though. 04:01:40.820 --> 04:01:45.260 Winning is just being happy, whatever makes you a happy individual. 04:01:45.260 --> 04:01:51.760 Hmm, more so, he accepts that it's meaningless, therefore no longer allowing himself to be 04:01:51.760 --> 04:01:54.120 confined by the stress it brought him. 04:01:54.120 --> 04:01:58.440 As irrational as this may seem, imagine if Sisyphus felt pleasure in pushing the boulder 04:01:58.440 --> 04:02:02.340 and getting it to the top of the hill was just something that came naturally. 04:02:02.340 --> 04:02:06.060 Before he felt imprisoned to his task, but now the objective is less important than 04:02:06.060 --> 04:02:07.940 the path he takes to get there. 04:02:07.940 --> 04:02:10.000 What if winning doesn't make you happy? 04:02:10.000 --> 04:02:16.900 Well, he's saying winning in the physical sense of like, winning a trophy or winning an event isn't what makes you happy. 04:02:16.900 --> 04:02:18.700 Winning is being happy. 04:02:19.700 --> 04:02:23.100 Whatever makes you happy is what winning is. 04:02:26.700 --> 04:02:31.700 Although no one knows the true meaning of life, philosophers have contemplated it for hundreds of years, 04:02:31.700 --> 04:02:36.500 whether you find meaning through atheism, nihilism, hedonism, etc. 04:02:36.500 --> 04:02:38.400 There is no true answer. 04:02:38.400 --> 04:02:44.880 However you go about finding purpose is subjective to oneself and there is no right or wrong way to do it as long as you are doing 04:02:44.880 --> 04:02:50.480 What's true to you if you are not living in bad faith you are doing the right thing and do not live in bad faith 04:02:50.480 --> 04:02:57.120 We must live authentically authenticity is a philosophical concept viewed differently by a variety of philosophers 04:03:00.320 --> 04:03:02.920 The degree to which a person's actions are 04:03:02.920 --> 04:03:08.920 are congruent with his or her values and desires despite external pressures to social conformity. 04:03:09.800 --> 04:03:13.720 You differently by a variety of philosophers, some being Martin Heide. 04:03:13.720 --> 04:03:19.880 Being uniquely you, not trying to be unique. It's like faking, dude, people are so good, 04:03:19.880 --> 04:03:25.000 you gotta realize too, people are so good at spotting fakeness, just subconsciously. 04:03:25.560 --> 04:03:30.840 Like when you see people that put on a persona that they don't actually hold, 04:03:30.840 --> 04:03:36.960 like you're able to just kind of know bigger Frederick Nietzsche's and John 04:03:36.960 --> 04:03:41.560 Paul Sotra I will tone of language no not necessarily perform I mean like you 04:03:41.560 --> 04:03:46.280 could say performative sure but like somebody that's just trying to fit a 04:03:46.280 --> 04:03:55.200 specific archetype that they aren't a part of like why are you acting that 04:03:55.200 --> 04:03:58.960 way like if you remember the guy that used to like pretend to be like I 04:03:58.960 --> 04:04:03.760 He ended up stopping doing that and started going down his whole path, which is like great for him 04:04:03.760 --> 04:04:04.160 You know 04:04:04.160 --> 04:04:10.120 But like if you remember there was a guy that would like copy certain influencers and it's like clearly this isn't 04:04:10.360 --> 04:04:16.320 How you actually function as a person mainly be focusing on the ideas from Satra and Nietzsche's 04:04:16.520 --> 04:04:23.640 Satra believed that authenticity meant embracing the reality of our freedom and living authentically was the fundamental meaning of life 04:04:23.640 --> 04:04:30.520 He thought one must take full responsibility for their life choices and actions because our existence comes before our essence 04:04:30.520 --> 04:04:34.480 It is our duty to grant our life purpose. We define our own nature 04:04:35.240 --> 04:04:38.720 Nietzsche's whilst being similar to Satra does have small differences 04:04:38.760 --> 04:04:43.880 He is well thought that people must embrace who they are instead of trying to become someone who they aren't 04:04:44.040 --> 04:04:50.600 That this is the one true way to be fulfilled stating that no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself 04:04:50.600 --> 04:04:56.000 meaning that the freedom we have has no price. There is nothing more important than being true to 04:04:56.000 --> 04:05:00.760 ourselves, and no matter what the price is, it is worth it. Both these theories have one thing in 04:05:00.760 --> 04:05:05.480 common, that embracing our freedom will bring us happiness. Even though life can be filled with 04:05:05.480 --> 04:05:09.880 threat and despair, living authentically is the best course of action to find fulfillment. 04:05:09.880 --> 04:05:14.400 Within Surf's Up, Big Z has achieved eudaimonia, meaning happiness in Greek. 04:05:14.400 --> 04:05:19.560 Aristotle concluded that the ultimate goal in life was to be happy. Z exercised 04:05:19.560 --> 04:05:23.520 virtue through the habits of the heart which help him do the right thing. Finding purpose 04:05:23.520 --> 04:05:28.920 does not happen overnight, but Z found his. Even though Cody may find meaning in a different 04:05:28.920 --> 04:05:32.480 way, Zika's trying to guide him in the right path and hope that he won't make the same 04:05:32.480 --> 04:05:36.920 mistakes as him. However, sometimes in order to learn, we must make those same failures 04:05:36.920 --> 04:05:41.120 we are being told to avoid. Cody does just that at the end of the film, in a different 04:05:41.120 --> 04:05:45.120 circumstance but with a similar outcome. It's a beautiful adventure that shows the 04:05:45.120 --> 04:05:50.440 the hardships of finding meaning in a world void of it that is so deeply regulated by societal 04:05:50.440 --> 04:05:55.200 expectations and norms. With the multitude of similarities, I think this movie... 04:05:55.200 --> 04:05:59.080 But there's certain things that like, I don't want to say contradict it, but it's like the 04:05:59.080 --> 04:06:03.660 idea of like, okay, winning is whatever makes you happy, and there's a level of authenticity 04:06:03.660 --> 04:06:11.560 about being yourself. But like, what if what makes you happy is social approval, and 04:06:11.560 --> 04:06:16.260 Approval is only through being somebody that you're not 04:06:18.960 --> 04:06:24.240 Then you're being authentically you even though you're being fake you're being 04:06:24.880 --> 04:06:30.080 authentically fake because you your happiness is derived by 04:06:30.860 --> 04:06:36.260 social exception and social exception is by being somebody that you're not 04:06:36.260 --> 04:06:44.360 It very well be about existentialism. What do you think? Let me know in the comments down below 04:06:44.360 --> 04:06:50.660 I would like to give credit to Crash Course's video on existentialism. Oh my god, I love Crash Course 04:06:50.660 --> 04:06:56.820 Fuck man. Chick is also arguably a symbol for living an authentic life. He has no agenda, agenda 04:06:56.820 --> 04:07:00.980 He simply is and does as he is. In the end he's the winner. Wow. 04:07:00.980 --> 04:07:08.500 Well loved in Brazil because the dub went above and beyond to integrate Brazilian surfer slang so much of the bilingual finds this movie 04:07:08.500 --> 04:07:10.500 So we need more funny and heartfelt in Portuguese 04:07:11.180 --> 04:07:12.740 billion puns 04:07:12.740 --> 04:07:14.380 So I was thinking for the five love the stream 04:07:14.380 --> 04:07:18.620 Thank you for the subject and take it with the three to think about what's the difference between the snowball and the butterfly effects aren't they both 04:07:19.900 --> 04:07:23.660 Aren't they both think that lead to something different happening? 04:07:24.140 --> 04:07:26.440 No, because the butterfly effects 04:07:26.440 --> 04:07:34.440 Snowballing is an action that causes other actions to build rapidly in succession. 04:07:34.440 --> 04:07:45.440 Whereas the butterfly effect could just be like, hey, this decision could spark a slew of other avenues that your life might go down. 04:07:45.440 --> 04:07:47.440 Versus snowballing. 04:07:47.440 --> 04:07:53.440 Snowballing and butterfly effect are similar, but snowballing is like more of a straight line. 04:07:53.440 --> 04:07:58.440 whereas a butterfly effect is like a web, 04:07:58.880 --> 04:08:02.360 a web of random shit flying in random directions. 04:08:02.360 --> 04:08:06.280 Snowballing's like you lost all of your money at the casino. 04:08:06.280 --> 04:08:10.680 So now you're gonna snowball and go into debt. 04:08:10.680 --> 04:08:12.160 And it's gonna snowball more 04:08:12.160 --> 04:08:14.760 and you're gonna be homeless, right? 04:08:14.760 --> 04:08:18.480 The butterfly effect would be like, 04:08:18.480 --> 04:08:20.680 you lost all your money at the casino. 04:08:20.680 --> 04:08:28.340 Now, you're probably gonna not have many friends anymore, something that's not like a direct 04:08:28.340 --> 04:08:30.480 thing, but like indirect, maybe. 04:08:30.480 --> 04:08:31.480 I don't know. 04:08:31.480 --> 04:08:34.000 Finn for the sub, good question, though. 04:08:34.000 --> 04:08:35.000 Once taken for the five. 04:08:35.000 --> 04:08:36.000 Freedom stresses me out. 04:08:36.000 --> 04:08:37.000 AJ for the three. 04:08:37.000 --> 04:08:38.720 Weird watch because I did a paper of fun on this. 04:08:38.720 --> 04:08:41.680 Exact thing about Serfs Up relates to existentialism. 04:08:41.680 --> 04:08:45.160 Each character represents a stage development existentialists. 04:08:45.160 --> 04:08:46.280 Big Z is at the end point. 04:08:46.280 --> 04:08:49.480 Cody sees Big Z as his mentor and adopts the same viewpoints signifying his final 04:08:49.480 --> 04:08:50.480 character development. 04:08:50.480 --> 04:08:52.320 Related to a philosopher in their viewpoint. 04:08:52.320 --> 04:08:53.840 Vaude, thank you for the five story chapter four, 04:08:53.840 --> 04:08:56.640 but our biggest butterfly effected my moving schools 04:08:56.640 --> 04:08:58.000 for kindergarten, first grade, math friends 04:08:58.000 --> 04:08:59.360 from past elementary school that were in the same grade 04:08:59.360 --> 04:09:00.280 as my high school. 04:09:00.280 --> 04:09:01.800 I would have stayed in my first elementary school. 04:09:01.800 --> 04:09:02.880 My friends in my entire life 04:09:02.880 --> 04:09:05.520 would have been completely different, 100%. 04:09:05.520 --> 04:09:06.720 Drake in the left, thank you for the subserv, 04:09:06.720 --> 04:09:08.520 for the sub, Patrick on the three. 04:09:10.200 --> 04:09:12.440 Hello, Abby Haynes. 04:09:12.440 --> 04:09:13.960 You wanted me to read that out loud. 04:09:13.960 --> 04:09:16.200 Sway and serve of the sub, Cameron of the three. 04:09:16.200 --> 04:09:18.360 How are you saying don't read that out loud, 04:09:18.360 --> 04:09:20.180 but can you say this? 04:09:23.320 --> 04:09:26.060 JB and off the submodern for the three. 04:09:26.060 --> 04:09:29.100 Little bit, 1983 found the brain made decision 04:09:29.100 --> 04:09:30.400 whether or not to press right or left button 04:09:30.400 --> 04:09:32.240 before the participant made a conscious decision. 04:09:32.240 --> 04:09:33.800 More recent studies found unconscious choice 04:09:33.800 --> 04:09:36.160 up the context before a conscious decision was made. 04:09:36.160 --> 04:09:38.080 Monti and Milo for the subglace for the sub AJ 04:09:38.080 --> 04:09:40.720 for the three, Ashley for the three. 04:09:40.720 --> 04:09:42.240 If he knew a certainty that nothing you did 04:09:42.240 --> 04:09:43.440 would be remembered in 200 years, 04:09:43.440 --> 04:09:45.480 would he live differently now? 04:09:45.480 --> 04:09:46.640 I'm off for the sub. 04:09:48.360 --> 04:09:55.360 It doesn't matter if you're remembered because your impact on the world still lasts regardless of whether the memory still exists. 04:09:55.360 --> 04:10:00.360 You don't remember your great-great-great-great-grandparents yet you still are here. 04:10:00.360 --> 04:10:06.360 Your actions still have an impact beyond your death regardless of whether or not you're remembered. 04:10:08.360 --> 04:10:17.360 Like me doing this video, will minutely change your life, which will then change your kids' lives, which will then change your kids' kids' lives. 04:10:17.360 --> 04:10:21.960 will remember me at the end of the day and neither will they remember you but 04:10:21.960 --> 04:10:28.400 what you do in your life still affects the rest of human history at least make 04:10:28.400 --> 04:10:32.840 it true for the sub I'm over the sub cam said you missed my bets I would say 04:10:32.840 --> 04:10:35.540 this is probably a bad time to send bets right now because on philosophy 04:10:35.540 --> 04:10:40.720 everybody spans bets camera I cannot see your buddies buddy tune in on it 04:10:40.720 --> 04:10:43.360 say what's up I literally wanted to ask if you ever thought about hop it on 04:10:43.360 --> 04:10:50.560 gear now I'm not taking steroids ever thank you for the question next video 04:10:50.560 --> 04:10:55.520 sorry if that was rude I'm just kind of locked in on the philosophy and you're 04:10:55.520 --> 04:11:00.160 asking me if I'm gonna start taking steroids birds it's like completely 04:11:00.160 --> 04:11:04.840 unrelated as a little attitude that's my bad I feel like I'm locked in on like 04:11:04.840 --> 04:11:10.280 deep shit and you're like hey you ever gonna take like Arnavar no birds do 04:11:10.280 --> 04:11:12.900 Not singing caves my bad Cameron that was rude. I'm sorry 04:11:13.880 --> 04:11:20.360 Birds do not sing in caves. I gotta pee god fucking damn it. I feel like I've peed fucking 15 times this stream. Oh 04:11:25.040 --> 04:11:27.040 My god, what a great song 04:12:10.280 --> 04:12:15.280 You ain't even passed? 04:12:15.280 --> 04:12:19.280 Uh, yeah I did. 04:12:19.280 --> 04:12:22.280 What do you think I'm fucking going out there and hitting a crack pipe? 04:12:22.280 --> 04:12:26.280 Or, for the sub, birds do not sing in caves. 04:12:26.280 --> 04:12:29.280 Downtown area. 04:12:29.280 --> 04:12:30.280 Is that why- 04:12:30.280 --> 04:12:38.280 Years ago, one winter, I was living on the south side of Chicago 04:12:38.280 --> 04:12:44.780 and working in the city's downtown area. As I walked into the underground train station 04:12:44.780 --> 04:12:51.580 one night, I saw a man sitting on the floor. He was homeless, a fact which is so tragically 04:12:51.580 --> 04:12:57.760 unremarkable that I may not even need to mention it at all. In front of him, on the 04:12:57.760 --> 04:13:05.800 ground, there was a long, round, dark object. It was all black, as black as the asphalt 04:13:05.800 --> 04:13:07.800 above us. 04:13:07.800 --> 04:13:12.400 Hovering over the man was another individual, dressed in a doctor's uniform, carrying 04:13:12.400 --> 04:13:13.800 a bag. 04:13:13.800 --> 04:13:18.800 My best guess was that he was on the way home from his job at some medical facility. 04:13:18.800 --> 04:13:23.520 The doctor was imploring the man on the ground, who was unresponsive to go to the 04:13:23.520 --> 04:13:25.280 emergency room. 04:13:25.280 --> 04:13:28.440 That if he didn't get to the hospital he would die. 04:13:28.440 --> 04:13:32.480 This elicited no verbal response from the man on the ground, in fact he didn't 04:13:32.480 --> 04:13:34.280 even move. 04:13:34.280 --> 04:13:38.400 The doctor gave up pretty quickly, he had a train to catch. 04:13:38.400 --> 04:13:45.240 As I got closer it became more clear what the object on the ground was, or rather that 04:13:45.240 --> 04:13:47.280 it was not an object at all. 04:13:47.280 --> 04:13:48.280 Was it his blood? 04:13:48.280 --> 04:13:54.920 It was the man's bare leg, rotting in matte black from his ankle to his knee. 04:13:54.920 --> 04:13:56.160 Wow. 04:13:56.160 --> 04:14:01.600 The leg was so swollen, so ballooned that it lacked the contours human anatomy should 04:14:01.600 --> 04:14:02.600 have given it. 04:14:02.600 --> 04:14:05.500 It looked dry and brittle. 04:14:05.500 --> 04:14:11.160 I couldn't help but imagine pushing my finger through his limb and feeling it crumble. 04:14:11.160 --> 04:14:15.600 If I did this, I further imagined I would find some purple-gray liquid that was not 04:14:15.600 --> 04:14:19.480 at all what a human leg should contain. 04:14:19.480 --> 04:14:20.920 Of course I didn't do this. 04:14:20.920 --> 04:14:26.240 I walked by the man hypnotized by this rotten limb, not understanding how something 04:14:26.240 --> 04:14:30.840 so dead could be attached to a living person. 04:14:30.840 --> 04:14:36.240 The city of Chicago and all of its intelligence had deemed this issue to be undeserving of 04:14:36.240 --> 04:14:37.400 attention. 04:14:37.400 --> 04:14:41.080 Dozens of passersby just passed him by. 04:14:41.080 --> 04:14:43.560 I did the same. 04:14:43.560 --> 04:14:47.960 American humanity had assembled all of its mental, spiritual, and economic power to create 04:14:47.960 --> 04:14:50.880 the shining city of Chicago. 04:14:50.880 --> 04:14:57.040 The city was a metropolis, a beacon of human technological achievement, progress crystallized 04:14:57.040 --> 04:15:00.000 by concrete and rebar. 04:15:00.000 --> 04:15:07.360 And yet it all seemed to add up to this, a human rotting on the ground, passed by because 04:15:07.360 --> 04:15:10.000 we all just had trains to catch. 04:15:10.000 --> 04:15:17.000 God, it's not just, like, I've always thought about that, like, the most recent time that 04:15:17.000 --> 04:15:22.320 I was seeing, you know, troves of homeless people was when I was in San Francisco. 04:15:22.320 --> 04:15:24.480 There's a lot of homeless people in San Francisco. 04:15:24.480 --> 04:15:26.160 There's a lot of homeless people in California. 04:15:26.160 --> 04:15:28.400 It's warmer. 04:15:28.400 --> 04:15:33.320 There's also a, you know, a large drug problem, a high cost of living, a lot of people get 04:15:33.320 --> 04:15:38.800 homeless, get addicted to, you know, whatever, drug fentanyl, heroin, whatever it is. 04:15:38.800 --> 04:15:42.440 I see them on the side of the road. 04:15:42.440 --> 04:15:48.720 And I mean, I don't know if it's a social boundary, but it's more so like, what are 04:15:48.720 --> 04:15:50.480 you going to do? 04:15:50.480 --> 04:15:55.040 You know, not that they're unsavable because that's like horrible to say, but it's 04:15:55.040 --> 04:15:59.920 Like if I walk up to an attic on the ground 04:15:59.920 --> 04:16:04.920 and I say they're not high at that moment 04:16:04.920 --> 04:16:08.120 I'm able to actually like coherently speak to them. 04:16:08.120 --> 04:16:11.040 And I go, like you need to get help. 04:16:12.320 --> 04:16:15.000 You can tell me to go fuck myself, you know? 04:16:15.000 --> 04:16:16.160 I give them money. 04:16:16.160 --> 04:16:17.640 How do I know they're not gonna, you know, 04:16:17.640 --> 04:16:18.680 spend it on drugs? 04:16:18.680 --> 04:16:21.100 Like I've given homeless people money multiple times. 04:16:21.100 --> 04:16:23.480 I've given homeless people food more, right? 04:16:23.480 --> 04:16:24.720 Because that's what I think is better 04:16:24.720 --> 04:16:26.440 because it's like, hey, I'm going to help you out in this way 04:16:26.440 --> 04:16:28.880 because I'm assuring myself that this is good for you, 04:16:28.880 --> 04:16:31.880 but it's also not going to potentially put you 04:16:31.880 --> 04:16:33.720 in a bad situation, or you give them food, 04:16:33.720 --> 04:16:34.960 a little bit of money, instead of like, 04:16:34.960 --> 04:16:38.880 hey, here's fucking $500, go wild with it. 04:16:38.880 --> 04:16:42.040 Because the odds are they're not going to just use that 04:16:42.040 --> 04:16:44.620 for just getting out of the situation they're in. 04:16:44.620 --> 04:16:46.640 There are some people that are just homeless 04:16:46.640 --> 04:16:47.480 and not drug addicts. 04:16:47.480 --> 04:16:49.640 I'm more so saying, it's case-to-case person, 04:16:49.640 --> 04:16:53.040 but it's like, yeah, there's so many instances 04:16:53.040 --> 04:16:57.600 you've probably been in a position in your life that like you could try and help somebody but didn't 04:16:58.320 --> 04:17:06.320 and it is fucked up but it's like what would you do didn't understand what would you do what would 04:17:06.320 --> 04:17:12.960 I do I'm not going to invite them into my you know abode I'm not going to be like hey you could 04:17:12.960 --> 04:17:18.400 crash with me for a month I don't know you you know you might kill me in my fucking sleep 04:17:18.400 --> 04:17:22.840 for all I know it's like they're so lit it's not that they're so little you 04:17:22.840 --> 04:17:27.840 could do it's more it's like holy fuck we as a system could help this person 04:17:27.840 --> 04:17:33.560 right but we don't and it's like other countries do it much better than the 04:17:33.560 --> 04:17:37.520 United States does and much countries do so many countries do it much worse but 04:17:37.520 --> 04:17:41.000 it's like it's I think it's less on the individual and more on the society 04:17:41.000 --> 04:17:44.320 it's like we've put this person in a situation where they're actually just 04:17:44.320 --> 04:17:48.400 not getting help in this instance for their rotting fucking leg 04:17:48.400 --> 04:17:50.600 because they feel like they can't, you know, 04:17:50.600 --> 04:17:51.560 do anything about it. 04:17:51.560 --> 04:17:53.000 And how this could be. 04:17:54.080 --> 04:17:56.160 I know that this incident in itself- 04:17:56.160 --> 04:17:58.120 Why are serial killers an American thing? 04:17:58.120 --> 04:18:00.560 Serial killers aren't just an American thing. 04:18:00.560 --> 04:18:02.560 They're serial killers in other countries. 04:18:03.680 --> 04:18:05.640 They, and there's less serial killers today 04:18:05.640 --> 04:18:06.480 than there were. 04:18:06.480 --> 04:18:09.400 There's a lot of mass shootings in the U.S. now, 04:18:09.400 --> 04:18:11.520 but that's a whole other topic. 04:18:11.520 --> 04:18:18.720 is just that, an incident. A specific problem with its own mechanical solutions. But it's 04:18:18.720 --> 04:18:23.560 a million things. It's gun issues, it's people constantly bullying those that end up becoming 04:18:23.560 --> 04:18:26.840 mass shooters, those people feeling alone like they can't get help and they want to 04:18:26.840 --> 04:18:30.400 have revenge rather than actually seek help or, you know, feel sad. It's like they're 04:18:30.400 --> 04:18:36.680 getting back at society. So many things. So many things. 04:18:36.680 --> 04:18:44.080 I am just not a mechanical person, so it began within me a long slow disillusionment with 04:18:44.080 --> 04:18:51.520 metropolitan life and by association even with the modern notion of progress. 04:18:51.520 --> 04:18:59.160 I'd like to talk about that now. 04:18:59.160 --> 04:19:03.880 I also gotta say, I know only three minutes into this video, I am loving this right 04:19:03.880 --> 04:19:04.880 now. 04:19:04.880 --> 04:19:11.280 The way this guy's speaking, the visuals he's using, I can tell he's building a masterpiece for me to witness right here. 04:19:12.080 --> 04:19:17.280 Henry David the Royal was a 19th century writer and leader of the transcendentalist- 04:19:17.280 --> 04:19:18.880 Holy neck beard! 04:19:18.880 --> 04:19:24.480 ...of David the Royal was a 19th century writer and leader of the transcendentalist movement. 04:19:25.040 --> 04:19:32.720 Aside from its being as a religious movement, the School of Thought believed in the inherent goodness of nature and humanity. 04:19:32.720 --> 04:19:38.320 Transcendentalists, though, noted that modern systems and technologies had spoiled this goodness. 04:19:39.040 --> 04:19:45.200 To be more immediate, Thoreau is famous for his work, Walden. 1845, Thoreau moved to a small 04:19:45.200 --> 04:19:51.840 isolated cabin in the forest around Walden Pond, Massachusetts. Thoreau lived there for two years, 04:19:51.840 --> 04:19:57.120 eventually producing the book Walden based on his experiences. For the author, this was an 04:19:57.120 --> 04:20:03.120 experiment in simple living. He observed that rather than deliberate living, most people 04:20:03.120 --> 04:20:10.000 simply accepted that life was a series of waking up, working, going to bed, and repeating. 04:20:10.000 --> 04:20:15.160 He noted that this was not really by any fault of the individual. Thoreau writes, when we 04:20:15.160 --> 04:20:19.040 consider what are the true necessities and means of life in a peer- 04:20:19.040 --> 04:20:25.640 Yeah, it's almost like society has given some sort of lack of freedom to people. Like 04:20:25.640 --> 04:20:30.840 Before obviously technology and all these things that we've been able to create with technological 04:20:30.840 --> 04:20:37.480 advancements through societal, you know, communal work, we've been able to access more info than we 04:20:37.480 --> 04:20:44.440 ever have ever had prior. But like when, you know, if you were a person 20,000 years ago, 04:20:44.440 --> 04:20:49.480 you could do whatever the fuck you wanted to do in a given day. Obviously, you needed to 04:20:49.480 --> 04:20:53.880 fill the things that kept you alive. But you're a much more free individual 04:20:53.880 --> 04:21:01.240 then in the confinements of, I guess, the social, like, city life of having to wake up, 04:21:01.240 --> 04:21:06.440 go to work at nine, get off at five, go do your groceries, pay your bills, pay your taxes, 04:21:06.440 --> 04:21:12.680 do all this other shit. It's like, there's, there's a lot, it feels at times for people, 04:21:12.680 --> 04:21:16.440 I assume. I mean, like, I can't obviously speak for every individual person, but 04:21:17.000 --> 04:21:22.760 that there's more give than take in terms of what you're giving up freedom-wise and what 04:21:22.760 --> 04:21:28.120 you're receiving. Here's as if men had deliberately chosen the common mode of living because they... 04:21:28.120 --> 04:21:36.600 It's safety is really what it boils down to. You give your freedom to then take some smaller, 04:21:37.320 --> 04:21:43.960 you know, 20% freedom in response with more capabilities like high-tech living and fucking 04:21:43.960 --> 04:21:48.040 vacationing and air conditioning and all this. And then safety, you know, not having to live 04:21:48.040 --> 04:21:51.800 in the cave and be worried that you're gonna get eaten alive or if you get sick or you're 04:21:51.800 --> 04:21:53.360 you're just gonna fucking die. 04:21:53.360 --> 04:21:57.220 It's kind of like just an advancement as a species 04:21:57.220 --> 04:22:00.080 to ensure our survival and longevity 04:22:00.080 --> 04:22:01.880 is really what it boils down to. 04:22:01.880 --> 04:22:05.320 It's like obviously we're a curious animal 04:22:05.320 --> 04:22:07.980 or curious species and we want to advance 04:22:07.980 --> 04:22:09.560 so we can obviously just understand 04:22:09.560 --> 04:22:11.020 more of the world around us. 04:22:11.020 --> 04:22:12.720 But it's also like this weird, 04:22:12.720 --> 04:22:17.440 almost natural evolution socially 04:22:17.440 --> 04:22:21.160 where we're kind of giving up like the natural life 04:22:21.800 --> 04:22:31.560 but naturally going towards a means of actually ensuring longer survival and more boring lives, 04:22:31.560 --> 04:22:35.000 but safer lives. To a degree. 04:22:35.000 --> 04:22:36.360 Preferred it to any. 04:22:36.360 --> 04:22:38.280 Safety is destroying us every time. Yeah. 04:22:39.640 --> 04:22:40.040 The other. 04:22:40.760 --> 04:22:41.480 Yet. 04:22:41.480 --> 04:22:45.560 You could argue that with like, like the society we're in is now creating 04:22:45.560 --> 04:22:50.520 school shootings and like other, I guess, terroristic acts that are killing people. 04:22:50.520 --> 04:22:54.780 But it's like then the counterpoint to that was was if there no it wasn't a society 04:22:54.780 --> 04:22:57.160 We would still just be killing each other with fucking sticks and stems 04:22:57.280 --> 04:23:03.240 You know you'd be murdering somebody in the fucking woods rather than somebody you know killing somebody on the front lines in a war 04:23:03.560 --> 04:23:11.080 Like there's counterpoints to each side. I honestly think there is no choice left 04:23:12.840 --> 04:23:16.520 People's values were chosen from by the culture into which they were born 04:23:16.520 --> 04:23:22.040 The modern world did not offer sufficient time or space for an individual to arrive at their 04:23:22.040 --> 04:23:25.320 own conclusions about life. 04:23:25.320 --> 04:23:30.960 It was financially and carrierly impossible to engage in this self-examination. 04:23:30.960 --> 04:23:33.720 A person was just too busy. 04:23:33.720 --> 04:23:37.040 So instead the world forced judgments onto a person. 04:23:37.040 --> 04:23:40.520 It told each individual what was important. 04:23:40.520 --> 04:23:45.280 And the person, more often than not, accepted those judgments, whether or not they felt 04:23:45.280 --> 04:23:48.080 any innate attraction to them. 04:23:48.080 --> 04:23:53.440 The result of this passive value acceptance had been, through out noted, a culture of rampant 04:23:53.440 --> 04:23:55.680 but somehow passive material. 04:23:55.680 --> 04:24:00.120 You're a nerd dude, yeah and your username's fish sticks and you don't know how to fucking 04:24:00.120 --> 04:24:02.720 spell. 04:24:02.720 --> 04:24:09.280 Well, indeed today we seek happiness in riches because the world has told us that is where 04:24:09.280 --> 04:24:11.320 happiness is to be found. 04:24:11.320 --> 04:24:12.320 In reality- 04:24:12.320 --> 04:24:16.740 People that don't even exist anymore telling you that this is how the way this is the way that you should live 04:24:16.740 --> 04:24:22.600 Oh, they we will now and we've kind of just passed that down through generations ever find happiness in these things 04:24:22.600 --> 04:24:28.320 They are the strength. I think the other thing. I mean he had a video b-roll of church and I did pause 04:24:28.320 --> 04:24:31.440 I don't know if he was mentioning religion as well, but I feel like religion does that as well 04:24:31.840 --> 04:24:38.200 Like the way that people live their lives is largely influenced by the first 04:24:38.200 --> 04:24:44.840 church leads that existed in the religion that you currently believe, you know. 04:24:44.840 --> 04:24:49.000 Obviously you can say it roots back to Jesus, but like all of that shit really 04:24:49.000 --> 04:24:54.120 roots back to the church, like more like in what they teach you, right? And that's 04:24:54.120 --> 04:24:57.040 why there's a million denominations and you go to a different church where you 04:24:57.040 --> 04:25:01.280 have a different pastor or preacher, priests telling you different things. It's 04:25:01.280 --> 04:25:05.400 like depending on any religion that's really what it kind of comes down to, 04:25:05.400 --> 04:25:10.520 especially in the United States." Actions from discovering true internal fulfillment. 04:25:11.320 --> 04:25:17.640 Thoreau points to a farmer who has inherited a barn, cattle, and farm tools. This circumstance 04:25:17.640 --> 04:25:23.480 could be celebrated. The farmer now had a means to make a living. But in reality these things were 04:25:23.480 --> 04:25:30.440 not gifts to the farmer. They were burdens and they were obligations thrust onto him by powers 04:25:30.440 --> 04:25:33.080 far outside of his own. 04:25:33.080 --> 04:25:37.620 Thoreau suggests that if the farmer had been born into the wild, suckled by a wolf, he 04:25:37.620 --> 04:25:39.540 may have been better off. 04:25:39.540 --> 04:25:44.560 He may have been free to find his own pasture, his own colonies. 04:25:44.560 --> 04:25:49.240 You see, upkeeping the farm does not just cost the farmer money, it costs toil, and 04:25:49.240 --> 04:25:51.640 trouble, it costs time. 04:25:51.640 --> 04:25:57.200 Time that can be used to explore what the farmer himself actually wanted and valued. 04:25:57.200 --> 04:26:04.360 The farm costs life, and so the farmer from birth is born to dig his crops and also his 04:26:04.360 --> 04:26:09.640 grave, but to abandon these inheritances is equally treacherous. 04:26:09.640 --> 04:26:12.840 How then would he make a living? 04:26:12.840 --> 04:26:17.340 As far as I can tell, such is our modern version of humanity. 04:26:17.340 --> 04:26:22.780 We have all inherited this farm of technology, the crops of our systems, the implements 04:26:22.780 --> 04:26:25.480 of trade, banking, and commerce. 04:26:25.480 --> 04:26:28.980 In one breath, we thank the skies for such a prosperous world. 04:26:28.980 --> 04:26:29.980 Well- 04:26:29.980 --> 04:26:30.980 Yeah, I'm sorry I just timed out that chatter. 04:26:30.980 --> 04:26:35.380 I didn't see your message, but I- it's just been- we've been having to implement a rule 04:26:35.380 --> 04:26:42.240 now that paragraphs equal timeout because the amount of people in my chat that spam paragraphs 04:26:42.240 --> 04:26:44.120 is unreal. 04:26:44.120 --> 04:26:48.780 So it's kind of just like, if you spam a paragraph, that's filling the entire chat 04:26:48.780 --> 04:26:50.520 box you're getting timed out. 04:26:50.520 --> 04:26:51.900 Of humanity. 04:26:51.900 --> 04:26:53.660 We have all inherited this far- 04:26:53.660 --> 04:26:55.420 I don't know what your message was. 04:26:55.420 --> 04:26:59.260 Technology, the crops of our systems, the implements of... 04:26:59.260 --> 04:27:00.460 I gotta lock that can. 04:27:01.260 --> 04:27:03.260 How then would he make a living? 04:27:04.460 --> 04:27:08.860 As far as I can tell, such is our modern version of humanity. 04:27:08.860 --> 04:27:16.860 We have all inherited this form of technology, the crops of our systems, the implements of trade, banking and commerce. 04:27:16.860 --> 04:27:22.260 In one breath we thank the skies for such a prosperous world while not recognizing that this so... 04:27:22.260 --> 04:27:26.180 Oh Jesus, we're going back in sub-only. I know chat was dead in sub-only. I just don't care dude 04:27:26.180 --> 04:27:31.020 Like I'm trying to lock in and I look over and it's like hi bofa to wozzy Jesus Christ, dude 04:27:31.020 --> 04:27:33.220 It's just fucking toddlers in chat in one breath 04:27:33.220 --> 04:27:40.700 We thank the skies for such a prosperous world while not recognizing that this so-called prosperity is also a vampire 04:27:40.980 --> 04:27:48.380 It truly drains our lives. It forces our hand forces us to exist within its never-ending loop 04:27:48.380 --> 04:27:54.060 and just like the farmer to abandon these things would destroy our civilization. 04:27:54.060 --> 04:27:59.820 Throne notes that most men, even in this comparatively free country, through mere 04:27:59.820 --> 04:28:05.620 ignorance and mistake are so occupied with the fictitious cares and superfluously 04:28:05.620 --> 04:28:11.140 coarse labors of life that its finer fruits cannot be plucked by them. Their 04:28:11.140 --> 04:28:15.860 fingers from excessive toil are too clumsy and tremble too much for that. 04:28:15.860 --> 04:28:22.420 All of our knowledge and efforts must be thrust into the market, into the modern system of 04:28:22.420 --> 04:28:28.900 living so that we simply cannot use any to explore our innermost cells. 04:28:28.900 --> 04:28:34.180 Even as I type this, the idea of exploring what it means to be alive comes to me as 04:28:34.180 --> 04:28:36.340 so bizarrely abstract. 04:28:36.340 --> 04:28:40.420 It is like a distant shout from the outside, barely discernible. 04:28:40.420 --> 04:28:46.340 But I think that's what like society has built this idea that like to be able to 04:28:46.540 --> 04:28:51.140 Experience what you want to in life. You just need money. So everybody's goal 04:28:52.180 --> 04:28:58.020 Is in some way rooted towards money. Oh, I want to do I know I want to have freedom and do this 04:28:58.180 --> 04:29:03.540 Okay, well to do that you need money. So you got to fucking do something that you aren't free to do 04:29:04.260 --> 04:29:06.980 To obtain that so you can be free 04:29:06.980 --> 04:29:14.740 But like what would be a societal solution like there? I don't I don't see a world where like everybody could just do what they want to do 04:29:16.120 --> 04:29:17.180 without 04:29:17.180 --> 04:29:24.440 In a society like you would need chaos like a sense of anarchy to achieve this and then there's other 04:29:24.580 --> 04:29:30.260 You know problems that would ensue otherwise because it's like if everybody did what they wanted to do 04:29:30.860 --> 04:29:32.860 You wouldn't have 04:29:32.860 --> 04:29:36.700 most of the conveniences in today's society. 04:29:36.700 --> 04:29:39.700 Like, you would have to completely dismantle 04:29:39.700 --> 04:29:44.300 and re-write what it's like to be in a fuckin' civilization 04:29:44.300 --> 04:29:46.200 to even be able to do this. 04:29:46.200 --> 04:29:47.900 Because, like, you can't just go, 04:29:47.900 --> 04:29:50.540 alright, everybody do what they want to do. 04:29:50.540 --> 04:29:51.660 It's just not... 04:29:51.660 --> 04:29:53.340 Karl Marx is an answer? 04:29:53.340 --> 04:29:55.660 What? Like, the root of socialism? 04:29:55.660 --> 04:29:58.500 Like, I mean, Karl Marx wrote a lot of critiques on capitalism, 04:29:58.500 --> 04:30:00.540 and I've read Karl Marx before, but, like, 04:30:00.540 --> 04:30:02.540 what is his solution to that? 04:30:02.540 --> 04:30:05.540 Socialism doesn't solve that. 04:30:07.540 --> 04:30:13.540 I'm not saying Socialism in general is the only thing that he wrote about, but I'm saying how would you, what is his solution to that? 04:30:13.540 --> 04:30:14.540 I actually don't know. 04:30:14.540 --> 04:30:21.540 We attributed to the woes of some events on the street and far easier to simply ignore than examine. 04:30:21.540 --> 04:30:28.540 In this way, we are pushed to not only ignorance of our existence, but to the ignorance of this ignorance. 04:30:28.540 --> 04:30:35.300 ignorance. We just don't know any better. In battle against all of this, Thoreau stripped 04:30:35.300 --> 04:30:42.580 life back to its most bare essentials. At Walden Pond, he sought to live deliberately. This 04:30:42.580 --> 04:30:47.740 was to lead life with intention to arrive at conclusions and judgments independently and 04:30:47.740 --> 04:30:54.420 to do things on purpose by your own choosing. Thoreau spent his time at Walden largely 04:30:54.420 --> 04:31:00.740 in solitude. This word should not be taken to mean just being alone, it is rather to be 04:31:00.740 --> 04:31:07.340 with. It is a very active engagement with the world around oneself. Thoreau noted that 04:31:07.340 --> 04:31:13.740 he in fact at Walden quote had a great deal of company in his house. He said that on his 04:31:13.740 --> 04:31:18.620 land he had the company of an old settler, of the man who had first dug his home at 04:31:18.620 --> 04:31:25.340 Walden Pond. He had the company too of an invisible old woman who he described as owning a wondrously 04:31:25.340 --> 04:31:31.580 fragrant herb garden. This woman, Thoreau said, told, quote, the original of every fable and 04:31:31.580 --> 04:31:38.060 that on which everyone is founded. So Thoreau in his solitude is very much not alone. 04:31:39.020 --> 04:31:44.140 The past, the present, and the future were all in society at Walden, pouring out in the 04:31:44.140 --> 04:31:51.860 natural world around him. The rose solitude was not indicated by miles of space, but rather 04:31:51.860 --> 04:31:57.820 a nearness. A nearness to himself and to the very fibers of the world. An appreciation for 04:31:57.820 --> 04:32:02.940 those things which formed and existed infinitely in nature. 04:32:02.940 --> 04:32:07.860 Like I would love to experience this in a sort of retreat of sorts, but I don't think 04:32:07.860 --> 04:32:17.260 I would ever want to pick up and move and like live in the wilderness alone forever, you know, I mean like I would love to be able to do that for like a month 04:32:18.420 --> 04:32:20.180 experience life 04:32:20.180 --> 04:32:22.260 With nature, you know alone 04:32:22.260 --> 04:32:26.420 Maybe without somebody else whatever and just like actually feel 04:32:26.860 --> 04:32:31.060 Not what it's like to like hunt and gather and put myself in some fucking high stakes like 04:32:31.460 --> 04:32:36.300 Naked in a frayed show where I'm like, you know, I fucking ran out of food and winter's coming 04:32:36.300 --> 04:32:43.940 Like no, I'd give myself still the luxury of like what society has to offer, which is what we get back to here 04:32:44.340 --> 04:32:52.020 Nature's great. Yes, but it's like we've built this because at the end of the day the upsides only exist 04:32:52.540 --> 04:32:57.780 Because of the downsides of society like you go into this retreat and him living there 04:32:57.780 --> 04:33:04.820 Like Thoreau probably still had some sort of luxuries that society provided that enabled him to experience that to its fullest 04:33:04.820 --> 04:33:10.620 Like if you were actually still in a very animalistic way of living you'd be like oh wow 04:33:10.620 --> 04:33:14.340 This is awesome, and then you'd fucking die of like dysentery 04:33:14.860 --> 04:33:21.140 Then you would get a fucking back you get E. Coli in your water, and you would die 04:33:21.460 --> 04:33:23.460 You know like 04:33:23.860 --> 04:33:28.820 Society is advanced be so science advances human life and 04:33:29.460 --> 04:33:34.020 You know safety, but science is only capable through society 04:33:34.020 --> 04:33:39.020 It's like there's going to be a trade-off, it's like life is full of balances in that sense. 04:33:39.020 --> 04:33:43.020 Solitude can help us break free from unintentional living. 04:33:43.020 --> 04:33:49.020 When removed from society, a person is too removed from the distractions it presents, 04:33:49.020 --> 04:33:52.020 while social dynamics are important. 04:33:52.020 --> 04:33:57.020 How I wish I could have God with me lay down on the grass field and look up the stars and just wonder. 04:33:57.020 --> 04:33:58.020 100%. 04:33:58.020 --> 04:34:03.020 Equally, I would love to lay on the ground in the middle of the night, 04:34:03.020 --> 04:34:06.260 You know look at the stars have aliens abduct me 04:34:06.260 --> 04:34:09.700 They're friendly aliens and they explore the fucking universe with me 04:34:09.700 --> 04:34:13.420 You know give me some fucking insight tell me the same shit. I mean in the same sense 04:34:13.420 --> 04:34:17.380 It's like not a god, but it's like more of like a higher being that's like, you know 04:34:17.380 --> 04:34:22.100 Hey, this is what life is and then just fucking put me down and then I will have rest of my life with a smile on my face 04:34:23.820 --> 04:34:26.980 Cuz I get it or reverse really grim 04:34:26.980 --> 04:34:32.940 dark meaning it's bad and then it's like you know after life you're actually 04:34:32.940 --> 04:34:37.480 gonna be turned into a gummy bear that's eaten by Skippy 62 able in a YouTube 04:34:37.480 --> 04:34:40.900 video just to be vomited into a toilet I'd be like whoa that's the meaning of 04:34:40.900 --> 04:34:44.460 life that's pretty fucking shitty odds are that's not the meaning of life but 04:34:44.460 --> 04:34:49.140 like that very specific I'm high that's why I came up with that brain's kind 04:34:49.140 --> 04:34:52.660 of just firing right now chat the neurons are cooking I'm just saying 04:34:52.660 --> 04:34:59.660 Exactly what's immediately entering my brain. Anyways. Anyways, I would love for yeah 04:34:59.660 --> 04:35:05.460 Like them to just bestow any info on me of like oh here's the answers, but it's just not that 04:35:05.460 --> 04:35:13.160 Important for social life. They often override things which otherwise would allow us to flourish. In the developed world 04:35:13.160 --> 04:35:19.660 We are ostracized, misunderstood or admonished for not embracing societal norms 04:35:19.660 --> 04:35:26.660 And so society at large encourages and even requires oppressive conformity. 04:35:26.660 --> 04:35:31.660 Solitude frees us from these norms and values which we have passively accepted. 04:35:31.660 --> 04:35:35.660 It removes the barriers which prohibit us from truly knowing ourselves. 04:35:35.660 --> 04:35:43.660 When we are not bound by these constructs, we can better find what we individually, authentically, and truly believe to be important. 04:35:43.660 --> 04:35:51.140 I believe I agree with this you solitude blocks out all other I mean it's like kind of like just long-term 04:35:51.620 --> 04:35:56.140 Meditation in the sense of solitude. It's like not that you're meditating while you're in solitude 04:35:56.140 --> 04:35:59.660 But it's like you're you're blocking every other external stimuli 04:36:00.060 --> 04:36:06.060 That would sway you in a different direction from your truest deepest like you 04:36:07.260 --> 04:36:13.260 Of course Thoreau's writing is not so simple and its context also deserves attention 04:36:13.660 --> 04:36:22.940 Thoreau does not declare that all of humankind should return to some primitive, pre-industrial 04:36:22.940 --> 04:36:23.940 society. 04:36:23.940 --> 04:36:28.140 Indeed, while at Walden, Thoreau wasn't entirely cut off from the world. 04:36:28.140 --> 04:36:34.300 He recounts dinners with friends, trips to town, and occasional meetings with townspeople. 04:36:34.300 --> 04:36:37.540 Some people have said this invalidates all that he wrote. 04:36:37.540 --> 04:36:39.500 I disagree. 04:36:39.500 --> 04:36:43.400 Walden was not created as a man against nature tale. 04:36:43.400 --> 04:36:48.040 In the book, which is basically a diary, Thoreau never proclaims himself as being entirely 04:36:48.040 --> 04:36:51.440 self-sufficient or living off the land. 04:36:51.440 --> 04:36:57.880 Instead it is the desire to simplify life that is the driving force behind Walden. 04:36:57.880 --> 04:37:05.080 It is less of a physical self-reliance that Walden espouses, but instead a spiritual self-reliance. 04:37:05.080 --> 04:37:11.080 is not an outright rejection of modern society, but a quest to better know oneself so that 04:37:11.080 --> 04:37:17.680 we can discover which parts of society we are suited to. 04:37:17.680 --> 04:37:24.840 After all, Thoreau himself went quite happily and even ambitiously back to the civilized 04:37:24.840 --> 04:37:28.200 world after leaving Walden Pond. 04:37:28.200 --> 04:37:33.000 Thoreau's idea was not that everyone should follow his lead, Walden was not a guidebook 04:37:33.000 --> 04:37:38.200 for living or a copyable roadmap for happiness as much as it pains me to admit. 04:37:38.200 --> 04:37:43.340 Instead, it was an exaltation to find your own Walden Pond. 04:37:43.340 --> 04:37:48.800 In the book, Thoreau writes, I would not have anyone adopt my mode of living on any account. 04:37:48.800 --> 04:37:53.480 I desire that there may be as many different persons in the world as possible, but I would 04:37:53.480 --> 04:37:59.040 have each one be very careful to find out or pursue his own way, not his father's 04:37:59.040 --> 04:38:04.400 or his mothers or his neighbors instead. 04:38:04.400 --> 04:38:09.680 There's a school of thought today that happiness is not a cabin in the forest that to propose 04:38:09.680 --> 04:38:15.840 this concept or anything near it is a suggestion of cowardice that retreat to nature represents 04:38:15.840 --> 04:38:20.560 some misguided version of running from your problems. 04:38:20.560 --> 04:38:23.720 Thoreau did not run from his problems and neither should we. 04:38:23.720 --> 04:38:27.160 I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say- oh shit, did I just fucking- 04:38:28.440 --> 04:38:33.320 His rather forced, is not an outright rejecting Walden for happiness. 04:38:33.320 --> 04:38:37.240 Anyone in the way. Guided version of running from your problems. 04:38:37.240 --> 04:38:41.320 I don't think it's running from your problems. I think it's confronting them 04:38:42.680 --> 04:38:48.680 in a more intricate way, right? Like actually being able to step away and only think about 04:38:48.680 --> 04:38:54.760 that without being misguided elsewhere. Yeah, solitude is like the best way to figure out your problems. 04:38:55.720 --> 04:39:01.640 The road did not run from it. Once you've figured out your problems, the best way to solve them may 04:39:01.640 --> 04:39:06.680 be with other people, but figuring out problems is generally through solitude. 04:39:06.680 --> 04:39:11.720 It's problems and either should we quite the opposite. Yeah, the self-analysis first 04:39:11.720 --> 04:39:19.440 solitude, solution potentially with people because at the end of the day we are social creatures. 04:39:19.440 --> 04:39:24.120 We should follow his example and run to our problems. 04:39:24.120 --> 04:39:29.480 In solitude we are closest to ourselves and we can confront all that we know, we can sort 04:39:29.480 --> 04:39:34.840 the important from the unimportant, we can understand the world around us in ways completely 04:39:34.840 --> 04:39:39.600 impossible within the confines of systems and social dynamics. 04:39:39.600 --> 04:39:44.720 and solitude, all we have is our problems. 04:39:44.720 --> 04:39:48.640 Certainly this worked pretty well for Henry David Thoreau. 04:39:48.640 --> 04:39:52.600 As he was dying at just 44 years old, Thoreau said, 04:39:52.600 --> 04:39:58.880 I suppose that I have not many months to live, but of course, I know nothing about it. 04:39:58.880 --> 04:40:04.320 I may add that I am enjoying existence as much as ever, and regret nothing. 04:40:04.320 --> 04:40:10.860 bro see like I don't want to die 44 but like that's the type of I we were just 04:40:10.860 --> 04:40:15.420 talking to the other video of like I would love to be able to be on my deathbed 04:40:15.420 --> 04:40:22.720 satisfied with my life and and die peacefully you know not in like fear 04:40:22.720 --> 04:40:33.480 struggle regret depression you know like or anxiety like this is oh oh 04:40:33.480 --> 04:40:37.560 Oh my god, like that's literally the goal. 04:40:37.560 --> 04:40:38.760 That is the goal in life. 04:40:38.760 --> 04:40:44.880 To be like on your deathbed, just be like, yeah, you know, I've done everything I want 04:40:44.880 --> 04:40:45.880 to do. 04:40:45.880 --> 04:40:46.880 I'm fine. 04:40:46.880 --> 04:40:52.040 In the private sense, I think Thoreau's insights are invaluable. 04:40:52.040 --> 04:40:55.400 Taking individual action can radically transform one's life. 04:40:55.400 --> 04:40:56.400 Trains? 04:40:56.400 --> 04:40:57.400 Trains is about this? 04:40:57.400 --> 04:40:58.400 Is that a movie? 04:40:58.400 --> 04:41:00.920 But Thoreau's meditations represent a conflict. 04:41:00.920 --> 04:41:09.640 a conflict of humanity versus itself. 04:41:09.640 --> 04:41:15.120 Martin Heidegger was a German philosopher who has emerged as a rightfully divisive figure. 04:41:15.120 --> 04:41:17.920 We can discuss that momentarily. 04:41:17.920 --> 04:41:23.160 For now we will focus on an essay he wrote called The Question Concerning Technology. 04:41:23.160 --> 04:41:25.920 Here we must first define technology. 04:41:25.920 --> 04:41:30.600 Heidegger does not say technology to mean just electrics, computers, or circuitry, but 04:41:30.600 --> 04:41:36.960 instead it is any object or system which forces the manipulation of the natural world. 04:41:36.960 --> 04:41:43.000 A factory is technology, a road is technology, a business is itself technology. 04:41:43.000 --> 04:41:48.520 In his essay, Heidegger investigates what he calls almost anything that's human made 04:41:48.520 --> 04:41:50.280 is technology. 04:41:50.280 --> 04:41:53.240 The Essence of Technology 04:41:53.240 --> 04:41:57.120 The essence of technology is that which it truly is. 04:41:57.120 --> 04:42:02.320 A tree can have green leaves and brown bark, but that doesn't make it a tree. 04:42:02.320 --> 04:42:04.960 Plenty of trees do not have these things. 04:42:04.960 --> 04:42:07.720 So what makes a tree a tree? 04:42:07.720 --> 04:42:13.480 Likewise Heidegger says we must find what technology truly is, aside from its various 04:42:13.480 --> 04:42:17.000 configurations and incarnations. 04:42:17.000 --> 04:42:21.520 Heidegger argues that in this conversation humans have a fundamental misunderstanding. 04:42:21.520 --> 04:42:27.840 I can't get past that fucking tree analogy. I feel like I did not like that. He's like, well, what makes a tree a tree? 04:42:28.080 --> 04:42:33.540 There's like there is a categorization of what makes a tree a tree like there is an answer to that 04:42:33.720 --> 04:42:40.720 It's not like oh there has to be like deep analysis like that. That's a real feeling there's science that shows that like 04:42:41.800 --> 04:42:49.160 Plenty of trees do not agree. That's technology is that that doesn't make it a tree plenty of trees do not have these things 04:42:49.160 --> 04:42:55.160 things. So now, if a national missile is standing, people generally believe that technology is 04:42:55.160 --> 04:43:01.560 two things, an instrument of human activity and a means to an end. But neither of these 04:43:01.560 --> 04:43:07.600 have proven to be true in practice. Technology is not an instrument, it is not a tool that 04:43:07.600 --> 04:43:14.480 humanity wields. If all technology fails tomorrow, humanity would very likely collapse. 04:43:14.480 --> 04:43:18.060 This is just not how a tool works. 04:43:18.060 --> 04:43:19.600 Humanity or society? 04:43:19.600 --> 04:43:21.920 Like humans would still exist. 04:43:21.920 --> 04:43:28.840 Many people would die, but like society is what would collapse. 04:43:28.840 --> 04:43:34.200 Rather, technology is a condition, an event in which humanity exists. 04:43:34.200 --> 04:43:40.440 And because of this event, we have rearranged our entire world. 04:43:40.440 --> 04:43:46.760 is a condition, an event in which humanity exists. And because of this event, we have 04:43:46.760 --> 04:43:55.240 rearranged our entire world. A tree is no longer a tree, but a resource. It is a thing we can 04:43:55.240 --> 04:43:59.160 use to fuel technology to create books and newspapers and- 04:43:59.160 --> 04:44:04.200 Yeah, it's like an age we live in. We're in the age of technology, because you don't 04:44:04.200 --> 04:44:09.560 view- Wow, you really don't view a tree just as a plant. It's like the tree itself 04:44:09.560 --> 04:44:15.440 is a means to an end. Wouldn't the tree itself, as a resource, be some form of technology? 04:44:15.440 --> 04:44:17.960 Like everything in that sense would be technology. 04:44:17.960 --> 04:44:21.840 Timber and houses. Metals found within the Earth are no- 04:44:21.840 --> 04:44:23.720 It's like a way of thinking. 04:44:23.720 --> 04:44:26.720 Longer metals, they are too. A resource. 04:44:26.720 --> 04:44:30.840 The same can be said for any naturally occurring material on Earth. 04:44:30.840 --> 04:44:33.680 Today, the question always seems to be- 04:44:33.680 --> 04:44:38.120 Playing Minecraft on adventure mode is just experiencing. 04:44:38.120 --> 04:44:46.600 Minecraft, in any other sense, is living in technology. 04:44:46.600 --> 04:44:48.100 What is this used for? 04:44:48.100 --> 04:44:49.100 There it is. 04:44:49.100 --> 04:44:51.280 Or, not what is this? 04:44:51.280 --> 04:44:59.840 So these natural things now exist, like Heidegger says, as part of a global supply closet. 04:44:59.840 --> 04:45:02.480 This doesn't stop at plants or animals. 04:45:02.480 --> 04:45:04.720 It extends to humans. 04:45:04.720 --> 04:45:07.540 You yourself are a resource for technology. 04:45:07.540 --> 04:45:12.380 The market does not see you as a human with thoughts or feelings or imagination or much 04:45:12.380 --> 04:45:17.780 of anything besides the potential to fuel some other piece of technology. 04:45:17.780 --> 04:45:29.380 Within the modern marketplace, your utility is to be some part of a supply chain, a resource 04:45:29.380 --> 04:45:33.780 no different than trees or rare earth metals. 04:45:33.780 --> 04:45:40.440 So like Thorell also suggested, technology pulls us farther and farther from reality. 04:45:40.440 --> 04:45:44.980 We ourselves are distorted into resources surrounded by these other. 04:45:44.980 --> 04:45:50.540 Yeah, surrounded by other things that are also considered resources themselves. 04:45:50.540 --> 04:45:55.260 It's like we're kind of like hard locking humanity into this like endless cause and 04:45:55.260 --> 04:45:59.620 effect that's like digging our hole deeper and deeper and snowballing us more into 04:45:59.620 --> 04:46:08.180 this like technology society because everyone is seen as some sort of product or means to 04:46:08.180 --> 04:46:14.180 another end technologically like even if you're a factory worker or the manager or the boss 04:46:14.180 --> 04:46:24.820 or the CEO you're still serving the system resources is anyone not serving the system 04:46:24.820 --> 04:46:32.700 in this way. Motherfuckers that live in the middle of nowhere alone, dead ass. Literally, 04:46:32.700 --> 04:46:38.520 people that don't pay taxes in any way and are just a part of like existing. Technological 04:46:38.520 --> 04:46:44.220 progress sentence like even billionaires are still serving the system. That's too ignorant. 04:46:44.220 --> 04:46:51.120 They exist because society made them society created them, which is, you know, fractionally 04:46:51.120 --> 04:46:56.220 affected by every human as a whole but it's like it's society that put these 04:46:56.220 --> 04:46:57.720 people in these places. 04:46:57.720 --> 04:47:02.220 Friends, aside from being fuel for some technology, people on the top are still a part of the system. 04:47:02.220 --> 04:47:07.840 They're not, they're on the ladder, you know? They're on the ladder. Even if you're on the 04:47:07.840 --> 04:47:11.520 top, you might own the ladder in a business sense. You're still on it. 04:47:11.520 --> 04:47:13.020 Don't know what we really- 04:47:13.020 --> 04:47:14.920 If you're on the ladder, you're fucking part of it. 04:47:14.920 --> 04:47:20.320 We are. This is a whirlpool, a spiral that goes on and on. 04:47:20.320 --> 04:47:22.160 when repeated across j- 04:47:22.160 --> 04:47:24.160 They created the system, they didn't. 04:47:24.160 --> 04:47:28.000 Because the peop- I mean, you can maybe say humans at the top, 04:47:28.000 --> 04:47:32.320 but the people at the top today did not create the system that we're currently a part of. 04:47:32.320 --> 04:47:36.240 They may have affected it, but the reason they're in that position is because people 04:47:36.240 --> 04:47:38.240 before they even existed, 04:47:38.240 --> 04:47:41.120 the system itself put them there. 04:47:41.120 --> 04:47:45.360 Generations, we don't just not know what it means to be human, 04:47:45.360 --> 04:47:50.240 but we entirely forget that there is even a concept of being human. 04:47:50.240 --> 04:47:57.680 outside of existence as a resource. So again, we become ignorant of our own ignorance. 04:47:58.960 --> 04:48:05.440 Technology is not really a means to an end either. It is not a wire that eventually turns on some 04:48:05.440 --> 04:48:12.880 light bulb. No, it is a circuit, a closed loop. I have found this demonstrated explicitly in 04:48:12.880 --> 04:48:18.320 the confines of the city. When the American city was constructed it was done so along a 04:48:18.320 --> 04:48:23.920 rational quantifiable set of data. The city will provide an economic boom to the country, 04:48:23.920 --> 04:48:28.920 perhaps even the world. In the city we will produce more money, more buildings, and more 04:48:28.920 --> 04:48:36.920 people. The city is progress. But like Thoreau, progress towards nothing now. What are we 04:48:36.920 --> 04:48:43.000 progressing towards? It's just endless growth. Maybe in the ends to just serve human desires 04:48:43.000 --> 04:48:46.920 and their own freedoms, or just advancement as a species, 04:48:46.920 --> 04:48:48.400 like fueling curiosity. 04:48:48.400 --> 04:48:50.040 When Heidegger would have suggested 04:48:50.040 --> 04:48:52.040 that progress is not free. 04:48:52.040 --> 04:48:53.440 Progressing towards the utopia. 04:48:53.440 --> 04:48:55.800 We are not progressing towards the utopia. 04:48:57.400 --> 04:48:59.720 We are not progressing towards the utopia. 04:48:59.720 --> 04:49:01.680 Is that like the ideal? 04:49:01.680 --> 04:49:02.680 Yeah, if you're watching, 04:49:02.680 --> 04:49:04.720 if you're reading fucking Plato's Republic, 04:49:04.720 --> 04:49:07.360 but like that's not what's happening. 04:49:08.320 --> 04:49:10.960 The city demands things of its residents. 04:49:10.960 --> 04:49:12.480 Pressing towards the utopia. 04:49:12.480 --> 04:49:16.480 You could maybe think that if you're like alive in like the 70s or something. 04:49:16.980 --> 04:49:19.980 But like today it's like we're regressing even further back. 04:49:19.980 --> 04:49:25.180 I mean, dude, like the gap in wealth and capacity, freedom that people have 04:49:25.680 --> 04:49:29.080 is more on a social setting, but less in a fiscal setting. 04:49:29.380 --> 04:49:33.380 Like people are broke, man, comparable to the people at the top, like more than ever. 04:49:33.680 --> 04:49:38.880 The city needs people to work and create its material and its economic output. 04:49:38.880 --> 04:49:44.200 So it's like socially maybe I guess you could say that we've had progress 04:49:44.200 --> 04:49:50.960 Yes, because like, you know slavery doesn't exist anymore and there's rights for you know, LGBTQ people and 04:49:51.160 --> 04:49:55.460 You know women are able to vote and you could say like in that sense like we've progressed but like 04:49:56.280 --> 04:49:57.720 economically 04:49:57.720 --> 04:50:00.400 The the dystopia is rising 04:50:01.040 --> 04:50:07.520 Civilians in the US at least I'm not saying other countries other countries function as their own many societies are bossed around in 04:50:07.520 --> 04:50:12.720 bullied throughout the metropolitan area, not necessarily by any individual, but instead 04:50:12.720 --> 04:50:14.760 by the city itself. 04:50:14.760 --> 04:50:19.200 The city demands, put aside what dreams or plans you have for your days. 04:50:19.200 --> 04:50:23.240 The market needs you, progress needs you. 04:50:23.240 --> 04:50:27.960 You must wake up at 7 a.m. because the train comes at 8 a.m. and you must be at the station 04:50:27.960 --> 04:50:32.800 when the city says because the shop must open because people must buy things and pay 04:50:32.800 --> 04:50:38.160 pay taxes and produce market prosperity for the city. 04:50:38.160 --> 04:50:43.480 In a circular sort of conclusion, your reward for doing as the city dictates is continued 04:50:43.480 --> 04:50:44.840 employment. 04:50:44.840 --> 04:50:48.320 You must keep catching the 8am train. 04:50:48.320 --> 04:50:53.400 On the other hand, there is the man dying in the subway with his rotting leg. 04:50:53.400 --> 04:50:58.280 At some point in his past, he could not catch the 8am train and so the city has no reason 04:50:58.280 --> 04:51:01.720 now to help him catch that 8am train. 04:51:01.720 --> 04:51:05.720 Ultimately, for as much opportunity as Siby's promise, they are quite- 04:51:05.720 --> 04:51:09.720 The system only serves you if you serve the system. 04:51:09.720 --> 04:51:12.720 It's like being stuck in a cyclical loop. 04:51:12.720 --> 04:51:22.720 We're in a system today, like as an example, where you can, as a rich person, evade taxes in a more efficient way than people below you. 04:51:22.720 --> 04:51:28.720 So you're constantly able to do so and fuck people over at the bottom. 04:51:28.720 --> 04:51:34.000 But if you don't do it you're an idiot because then you're not like you're you're you're shooting yourself in the foot, right? 04:51:34.160 --> 04:51:38.200 Like this guy and just like a different setting. It's like you have to be a part of it 04:51:38.200 --> 04:51:42.440 You have to serve it or it's a gain anything from it. You have to be a part of it 04:51:43.400 --> 04:51:45.400 effective traps 04:51:45.960 --> 04:51:50.480 Such as an I feel like I just said nothing nature of technological progress 04:51:50.480 --> 04:51:56.720 We drill for oil to build more things, but now we have more things so we must drill for more oil 04:51:56.720 --> 04:51:59.760 Well, the factory worker builds wrenches, right? 04:51:59.760 --> 04:52:02.720 That's called something, like the inflation of goods, 04:52:02.720 --> 04:52:05.580 like even if you're able to find any more, 04:52:05.580 --> 04:52:08.020 like say we come up with a technology 04:52:08.020 --> 04:52:11.680 that reduces the cost of something, right? 04:52:11.680 --> 04:52:14.760 Instead of it just being cheaper and more accessible, 04:52:14.760 --> 04:52:17.720 what we end up doing is just ramping up the goods 04:52:17.720 --> 04:52:19.760 and the value of that item. 04:52:19.760 --> 04:52:21.960 So you might make more factories to make more of them, 04:52:21.960 --> 04:52:23.200 right, which reduces the cost. 04:52:23.200 --> 04:52:25.360 But when you reduce the cost, now you need more coal. 04:52:25.360 --> 04:52:28.720 So you're going to constantly start mining more coal to fuel the more factories you have. 04:52:28.720 --> 04:52:33.400 So the price is always going to stay high because if you're able to lower it, you just expand. 04:52:33.600 --> 04:52:37.400 You grow more, you expand, you grow more, you find a solution, you expand. 04:52:37.600 --> 04:52:42.560 It's just a constant loop of like, oh, wait, I found a fucking cheaper energy source. 04:52:42.760 --> 04:52:49.360 Instead of like energy just being cheaper, we're going to create more things that need energy. 04:52:49.560 --> 04:52:53.160 So energy is now still the same price that it always was. 04:52:53.160 --> 04:52:56.720 That is going to be, that's just humanity. 04:52:56.720 --> 04:52:57.720 Like society does that. 04:52:57.720 --> 04:52:59.920 If you go, oh, we can actually save money doing this. 04:52:59.920 --> 04:53:02.360 We go, oh, let's fucking open another one. 04:53:02.360 --> 04:53:04.520 Let's start, oh, now we have more money to fucking do it. 04:53:04.520 --> 04:53:06.520 And then it stays the same price. 04:53:06.520 --> 04:53:08.200 Which is, which are used to maintain the- 04:53:08.200 --> 04:53:09.480 So scanning, it's not scanning. 04:53:09.480 --> 04:53:13.080 It's like high scale inflation industrialization. 04:53:13.080 --> 04:53:13.920 Yes, AJ. 04:53:13.920 --> 04:53:14.760 That same. 04:53:14.760 --> 04:53:16.320 But it's not just industrialization. 04:53:16.320 --> 04:53:18.000 Like that's just an error of growth itself. 04:53:18.000 --> 04:53:21.400 But now we're stuck in like this industrial age. 04:53:21.400 --> 04:53:24.400 The robot builds robots. 04:53:24.400 --> 04:53:25.400 Neato! 04:53:27.400 --> 04:53:28.400 Where'd it go? 04:53:29.400 --> 04:53:31.400 Progress produces itself, 04:53:33.400 --> 04:53:39.400 itself, but then requires itself, and so it must consume itself again and again. 04:53:39.400 --> 04:53:45.400 Today we are so dependent on technology that we cannot really let this loop stop. 04:53:46.400 --> 04:53:49.400 So we dedicate ourselves as resources. 04:53:49.400 --> 04:53:50.400 Real quick, I need a word of food. 04:53:51.400 --> 04:53:53.400 I am so hungry. 04:53:53.400 --> 04:53:55.400 And then we'll finish this. 04:53:57.400 --> 04:53:59.400 Chad, I'm telling you I'm gonna lock in. 04:53:59.400 --> 04:54:01.400 My tummy's just grumbling. 04:54:09.400 --> 04:54:11.400 What are you gonna order? I don't know. 04:54:13.400 --> 04:54:15.400 What should I order? 04:54:21.400 --> 04:54:40.920 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about 04:54:40.920 --> 04:54:46.800 that and a little bit of that? Yeah, that's good. Okay. Yeah, that's great. And yeah. 04:54:46.800 --> 04:55:04.600 mm-hmm okay yep and mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm okay yep and I am locking in I'm walking in in 3, 2, I've locked 04:55:04.600 --> 04:55:13.920 this is loop stop we are so dependent on technology that we cannot really let this loop stop so we 04:55:13.920 --> 04:55:14.920 We dedicate our- 04:55:14.920 --> 04:55:15.920 Would you get fatty? 04:55:15.920 --> 04:55:17.420 I'm not telling you. 04:55:17.420 --> 04:55:21.520 Ourselves as resources to keep it going. 04:55:21.520 --> 04:55:22.520 But in do- 04:55:22.520 --> 04:55:23.520 Chipotle. 04:55:23.520 --> 04:55:27.760 Doing so, we have relinquished control of the circuit. 04:55:27.760 --> 04:55:30.920 We cannot turn it on and off. 04:55:30.920 --> 04:55:34.560 We are now just in the circuit. 04:55:34.560 --> 04:55:42.000 I got an Arby's Neat Mountain to bribe, you got time and mouth? 04:55:42.000 --> 04:55:48.160 Any conversation of Heidegger should and will include one thing. 04:55:48.160 --> 04:55:51.520 In 1933 he joined the Nazi party. 04:55:51.520 --> 04:55:59.600 And later he resigned and later called the decision to join the greatest stupidity of 04:55:59.600 --> 04:56:01.000 his life. 04:56:01.000 --> 04:56:05.400 Today discussions surrounding Heidegger often ignore his ideas and instead focus on this 04:56:05.400 --> 04:56:09.080 decision and its implications on his work. 04:56:09.080 --> 04:56:14.320 Comfort, I mean he could still make a valid point and be wrong and other things that he's done 04:56:14.320 --> 04:56:19.960 It's like even even I mean it's smaller scale than being a fucking Nazi, but like 04:56:22.240 --> 04:56:30.640 Fucking Aristotle is sexist as fuck his writing is so wrong when he talks about women and 04:56:31.720 --> 04:56:37.340 Just like other like because he lived in a time where just women were looked down on greatly 04:56:37.340 --> 04:56:44.140 So he'll say like there's imbalances in love between a man and his wife and the wife has to love the man more than the man loves 04:56:44.140 --> 04:56:50.780 His wife. It's like that doesn't exist anymore, right? Obviously, that's not on the same level as being you know an anti-Semitic Nazi 04:56:50.940 --> 04:56:52.940 but in the same sense it's like 04:56:53.660 --> 04:56:56.940 His individual point could still be correct. You could agree with somebody that's 04:56:57.260 --> 04:57:03.900 You could agree with somebody on a point that has that has idiot ass fucking takes and horrible drossies on the other sense 04:57:03.900 --> 04:57:08.060 right? It's not even the argument of like, oh separate the art from the artist. It's like, 04:57:08.060 --> 04:57:13.980 okay, this is just a valid point that you're making. The other shit is not in the same bubble. 04:57:13.980 --> 04:57:19.420 To this topic, hundreds of times per year aimlessly and without any unique purpose or 04:57:19.420 --> 04:57:25.660 conclusion. And so Heidegger's work has likewise been transmuted into a resource. 04:57:26.540 --> 04:57:32.620 Not for grappling with technology or changing human direction, but instead a resource for 04:57:32.620 --> 04:57:38.660 bloated industrialized ostensibly free-market academia. 04:57:38.660 --> 04:57:41.260 And so we will not engage in that road. 04:57:41.260 --> 04:57:47.620 We will just say that Heidegger's work must be approached with caution in two directions. 04:57:47.620 --> 04:57:52.660 Caution that we consider it within its context, and caution that we do not ignore it because 04:57:52.660 --> 04:57:54.660 of this context. 04:57:54.660 --> 04:57:59.300 As the years go by and as progress continues, I tend to think his word has really become 04:57:59.300 --> 04:58:04.820 it like it's valid to mention it but it's not like oh it's not even valid to speak about anymore 04:58:04.820 --> 04:58:11.140 increasingly relevant there has been a rigor of scientific studies that show higher incidences of 04:58:11.140 --> 04:58:17.940 mental anguish within metropolitan cities rather than more rural areas mental illnesses have 04:58:17.940 --> 04:58:23.860 also risen alongside industrialized society and our collective obsession with technological 04:58:23.860 --> 04:58:30.340 progress? Well, because I think there's certain aspects of big city living that separate you from 04:58:30.980 --> 04:58:39.380 the natural world too much. Like, I think we are naturally civilized and society-based creatures 04:58:39.380 --> 04:58:45.940 because that fuels our capability to reproduce, but we still can't detach ourselves from what 04:58:45.940 --> 04:58:52.020 our bodies were effectively made for to, like, live in nature, you know, at the end of the day. 04:58:52.020 --> 04:58:54.420 Like that actually changes people's mental health. 04:58:54.420 --> 04:58:58.020 Like living in a fucking skyscraper city full of concrete and no trees 04:58:58.020 --> 04:59:00.580 is inherently pretty fucking depressing. 04:59:00.580 --> 04:59:02.020 Like it's not great. 04:59:02.020 --> 04:59:08.020 These correlations are significant in a determining way I don't really know. 04:59:08.020 --> 04:59:12.580 That is a conclusion to be reached by more qualified individuals. 04:59:12.580 --> 04:59:18.580 I can only say that I have reached other conclusions. 04:59:22.020 --> 04:59:30.020 Capitalism or whatever version of it we live under now pits the private economy against the public economy. 04:59:30.020 --> 04:59:39.020 Your choices, food, shelter, clothing, hobbies are dictated by the needs of the market and your capability within it. 04:59:39.020 --> 04:59:44.020 Collective action is important and public reform is most desirable, 04:59:44.020 --> 04:59:52.700 But it would be a great tragedy to spend one's entire life working for a better world while one's own backyard remains a mess I 04:59:53.780 --> 05:00:02.020 Think that a retreat partial or entire from I mean that just also boils down to a level of like you got to watch out for yourself 05:00:02.740 --> 05:00:04.700 First and foremost 05:00:04.700 --> 05:00:08.400 Metropolitan life like it's not selfish to care about yourself 05:00:08.400 --> 05:00:15.400 You know, it's selfish to be a selfish person, but that's a different categorization. 05:00:15.400 --> 05:00:19.400 Deplies our possibilities within the capitalist landscape. 05:00:19.400 --> 05:00:26.400 This withdrawal allows us to become more free of the world's impositions and the market's desires. 05:00:26.400 --> 05:00:33.400 In doing so, our eyes are open to new modalities of life, new forms of happiness, 05:00:33.400 --> 05:00:39.400 which are not based on the arbitrary judgments or clumsy feelings of other people. 05:00:40.400 --> 05:00:44.400 There's some great irony in all of this, which is not lost on me. 05:00:44.400 --> 05:00:51.400 I sit here, writing this, perched on the glamorous, forward-most part of human technological achievement. 05:00:51.400 --> 05:00:54.400 The Internet. The computer. 05:00:54.400 --> 05:00:58.400 How can I reconcile this massive inconsistency? 05:00:58.400 --> 05:01:03.400 My honest answer is that I don't really have an answer. 05:01:03.400 --> 05:01:09.400 I don't know everything, and this is one of the many things that I do not know. 05:01:09.400 --> 05:01:12.400 All that I can do, maybe all that I want to do it. 05:01:12.400 --> 05:01:17.400 So I know I'm listening, I'm listening, chat, and I think you're spitting facts. 05:01:17.400 --> 05:01:19.400 I think it's going back to what I'm saying where there's a trade-off. 05:01:19.400 --> 05:01:22.400 You know, there still are good things that come out of society. 05:01:22.400 --> 05:01:27.400 Do you not see a man with an afro and a long beard here? 05:01:27.400 --> 05:01:29.400 Or am I fucking crazy? 05:01:29.400 --> 05:01:36.600 This is his chin, this is his mouth, eyes, eyebrows, afro, boom, beard, poking out to the 05:01:36.600 --> 05:01:37.600 chin. 05:01:37.600 --> 05:01:43.000 I'm seeing this perfectly, Chad, I'm seeing this perfectly. 05:01:43.000 --> 05:01:44.000 If you see, you see it. 05:01:44.000 --> 05:01:45.000 This expressed myself. 05:01:45.000 --> 05:01:46.840 Yeah, kind of looks like Bob Ross. 05:01:46.840 --> 05:01:52.120 Tried to improve myself within the world as it exists and have some hope that I 05:01:52.120 --> 05:01:56.920 will come out better for the effort. 05:01:56.920 --> 05:02:02.920 If we feel hopeless, as I often do within this storm of modernity, we can again examine 05:02:02.920 --> 05:02:05.720 a Therovian approach. 05:02:05.720 --> 05:02:10.840 Hope is something that comes from within, and it can resist oppressive forces around 05:02:10.840 --> 05:02:11.840 us. 05:02:11.840 --> 05:02:16.200 If we are strong enough, it may also be something permanent. 05:02:16.200 --> 05:02:18.040 Walden Therow wrote that, 05:02:18.040 --> 05:02:24.360 We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake, not by mechanical aids, but by 05:02:24.360 --> 05:02:32.400 an infinite expectation of the dawn which does not forsake us in our soundest sleep. 05:02:32.400 --> 05:02:39.200 Modern life has lulled us into a sleep with its material demands, money, houses, cars, 05:02:39.200 --> 05:02:40.200 power. 05:02:40.200 --> 05:02:42.880 But we should keep hope, always have hope. 05:02:42.880 --> 05:02:49.560 No matter how hard we lean on material pleasures, how deeply we sleep in this way, we should 05:02:49.560 --> 05:02:57.400 always know that we can one day wake up that the dawn will be there waiting just for us 05:02:59.800 --> 05:03:03.240 that was cinema man that was a fucking great youtube video 05:03:04.440 --> 05:03:11.240 well this was two years ago horses fucking subbed to them Jesus well this wasn't about birds 05:03:11.240 --> 05:03:16.120 yeah the title had nothing to fucking do with the video birds do not sing in caves 05:03:16.120 --> 05:03:23.480 What? This was not about birds nor caves. I don't think a bird or a cave was mentioned once in the entirety of that video 05:03:23.800 --> 05:03:25.800 well 05:03:25.920 --> 05:03:30.280 Fogging sloth of the sub Jakey no spine and cruise for the sub alternate mean 05:03:30.640 --> 05:03:34.240 Cuey and Keith for the sub SRPCC for the sub random for the threes out of the sub 05:03:34.240 --> 05:03:39.200 I am a flow to am a big John the dude Asian for the sub asking for the four 05:03:39.560 --> 05:03:44.040 People don't give up a society what they do truly wants because we value and hold on to things with no real value 05:03:44.040 --> 05:03:47.720 Exiled Ponder and Sire for the sub, Timmy, El Prud and Daisy for the sub, Hoff for the sub. 05:03:47.720 --> 05:03:52.120 But does anything actually have value or does value only exist from the eyes of the beholder? 05:03:53.000 --> 05:03:57.320 Banana for the three. Do you agree that capitalism is a big reason that homelessness 05:03:57.320 --> 05:04:02.360 in the US is such a big problem? One of them, yeah, but I don't think it's the only reason, 05:04:02.360 --> 05:04:05.480 right, because homelessness exists outside of capitalistic countries. 05:04:06.120 --> 05:04:08.920 Zom, Cloak, seeing obscurity of the sub, Vivee and Joseph for the sub, Levin, 05:04:08.920 --> 05:04:12.360 thinking of the three. So, off to the sub. Chat, we're calling that there. 05:04:12.360 --> 05:04:18.380 That was a W fucking stream W five hour. I will be live tomorrow chat at 345 ESD 05:04:18.780 --> 05:04:23.720 We are going to be practicing for like an hour for the geo tournament. That'll be the entirety stream 05:04:24.120 --> 05:04:27.200 Upstrap of the in the entirety of the stream and even if I lose 05:04:27.720 --> 05:04:31.420 We're staying to the end of the to the fucking tournament because it's my turny 05:04:31.420 --> 05:04:34.420 So I'm competing but I'm also, you know kind of hosting 05:04:34.540 --> 05:04:41.360 So even if I get fucking first-rounded somehow, which I hope we don't and I have confidence we won't I'm sticking to the end 05:04:41.360 --> 05:04:48.760 But, uh, Saturday Reacts, uh, Rainbow Tournament, uh, JC Solding, Sunday Not Live, Monday Random 05:04:48.760 --> 05:04:55.360 Games, Tuesday Not Live, Wednesday Horror Games, Thursday, bus bound into FriendsLop 05:04:55.360 --> 05:04:59.480 Games, next Friday Reacts, next Saturday Not Live, next Sunday Reacts, Snack Review, 05:04:59.480 --> 05:05:03.960 May 4th, Trevor Project Charity Stream, Matching Chats, Donuts Up to 10K, raising money 05:05:03.960 --> 05:05:09.960 to prevent LGBTQ suicide, the next Tuesday after that, uh, dead at the disco, May 05:05:09.960 --> 05:05:16.360 Drops random games the sixth early react in the seventh to the 11th. I'm gone for like five maybe six days 05:05:16.560 --> 05:05:19.400 However, my whatever that maps out to be I think it's five days 05:05:20.040 --> 05:05:22.040 filming the video with Jack 05:05:22.360 --> 05:05:26.920 Then we'll be back running out stream big for the subred squeaks. I think I'm gonna read Chris 05:05:29.480 --> 05:05:31.480 He is my teammate for Geo tomorrow 05:05:35.000 --> 05:05:37.000 He's playing super liminal 05:05:37.000 --> 05:05:42.680 We're going to read Cockard, Kosherd, what about Squeaks, what is Squeaks playing? 05:05:42.680 --> 05:05:43.680 Squeaks is even lying? 05:05:43.680 --> 05:05:46.680 Oh yeah, he's playing Tamidachi live. 05:05:46.680 --> 05:05:50.040 Ah, CS, thank you for the stop, we'll rate him a n-