That's gonna give me the shits later.
Fuck!
Somebody said, UGG a rainbow tournament. Yeah. Not right now. We got reacts right now, but later. Anyways.
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Everybody bloody
How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
Tastic Saturday everybody chat. We are live and we are doing a few things today
Starting out it's going to be a bit of a react day
We have like three to four videos. We're gonna be tapping into
And then we're gonna be transitioning into a junko rainbow tourney
I
Don't know how long it'll take it starts at five. I'm a captain. I'm drafting I
Don't really even really know the the player pool. So we'll see that when we get there
See how that goes
Do you have allergies I do and speaking of I actually forgot to take my fucking
allergy nuts today
But yeah
You just reminded me of that I was actually sneezing earlier, and I was wondering why
Anyways, yeah, sorry. I'm late by the way
There's a photo of you taking a selfie in the mirror, it's very tough. Thank you
anyways
Chat I'm late my bad on that number one woke up late number two camera was broken
Don't know why I turned my camera on and I had to reset my camera link and
My OBS like three times because my camera was just off. So hopefully it's fine
But yeah, anyways chat little rundown of the videos we're watching today
we have a
Restaurant review video from Dylan. I tried restaurants from kitchen nightmares
The Rise of pseudo-intellectualism, was there an advanced civilization before us?
And I don't have it queued, but I do have another one that we're potentially going to be watching.
Oh my god, where is it?
Where is it?
What the fuck?
It's like a hobby one from visual venture.
Let me pull it up.
The worst internet trend is still happening today if we have time.
Or we might open CS cases before Rainbow.
I don't know.
Maybe a mixture.
We'll see.
Anyways, chat.
We're going to be doing, it reacts into potentially CS cases into definitively a Rainbow Tournament.
tournament tomorrow. I am not live Monday. We're going to be doing random games. Kerbal
space program fucking retro rewind back room loop some other shit Tuesday next week. I'm
not live next Wednesday's horror games like don't play this empty gauge. Some other ones
that just dropped next Thursday is bus bound as well as pratfall and some other friends
left games me Zouci sneak and Chris Friday reacts next week next Saturday not live
Next Sunday reacts to the food challenge.
Next Monday after that May 4th, we have a charity stream
matching chatstone is up to 10K for Trevor Project
helping prevent suicide among the LGBTQ.
We're going to be doing another charity stream in late May.
I don't know what for yet though,
but we'll figure that out later.
May 5th, dead as disco drops.
We're gonna play that some other random games.
The sixth early react day,
then I'm gone to seventh through the 11th.
I'll be posting on YouTube,
I'll be filming if any of us jack so I won't be streaming
And then we'll be back running out stream probably the rest of May
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Can't help motivate you at all. Uh, that's entirely internal. That's gonna be something that you have to do yourself
The only thing that I could tell you is that if you make something a habit, it becomes easier and you don't really need motivation because it's just a part of your daily routine.
If you go to the gym consistently for like two to three weeks in a row and you could somehow motivate yourself to do that, it'll basically become just a part of your everyday schedule to the point where you'll probably just feel guilty if you don't go and you'll end up going.
Somebody said do steroids. That's probably not going to help now.
Anyways, anyways, can I kiss your forehead DRX they give it a thousand bitties. I'm gonna go with no
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But yeah chat, that's the plan for the day today. We have about what two and a half hours before you draft
Yeah, we're probably gonna get through this one. We'll do
I'll save the the actually chat. We're gonna do a poll
We're definitely gonna watch these two videos the rise of pseudo intellectualism and was there an advanced civilization before us
We're gonna watch one of these two and then after these three reacts will open CS cases till the draft
I
Got him an addict
All right, what should we want to watch out these two because they're the long ones
I will save whichever one for next react day. I tried restaurants from
kitchen nightmares or
The worst internet trends still happening today
Vote vote vote on the pole
So, Cody, Sammy, and Ethan for the sub, Josh won,
gummy with the sub.
Dude, I drank that vegan protein shake on an empty stomach,
and I haven't done that in about, I don't know,
because I was so late, normally I eat before I go live,
I'm probably gonna have to order food at some point
and eat maybe while we're drafting for the rainbow tourney
because I'm gonna be fucking starving.
But dude, last time, I used to actually be a big problem.
Back to the other setup.
Not when I was in this room,
And I was in the other one, it was like the popcorn ceiling.
I used to go live at like four.
And I would chug a vegan protein shake on an empty stomach.
And on the latter half of a stream, I would get the shits
like really bad.
Like it would give me like turbo diarrhea every time.
And I would still do it.
Cause I was like, dude, I would wake up so late.
I get up earlier now and it's better.
But like, dude, there was a point in time,
this is when I was in college.
There was a point in time when I was in college
that my everyday schedule would be,
if it wasn't a class day,
if I had class I had to get up and go to class.
But if I didn't have class, I would wake up at like 12,
30, literally eat breakfast, go to the gym, stream,
stream, do homework and study for like four hours
and then doom cue Valorant till like 3 AM.
Every day.
And then my off days, bro.
When I was in college, my off days were nuts.
Even now, when I'm off, I'm still doing other shit.
It's not like I'm just sitting around doing nothing.
But now my off days are more content focused.
When I was off in college, I would literally just
go on my asynchronous classes, which
were the classes that like didn't have a in-person meeting time.
It was just like, hey, here's the work, do it.
And it was like a lot of video lessons and shit.
I would take all my philosophy classes in person,
and I would take my Gen Eds online.
But sometimes the Gen Eds would be like Zoom calls and shit.
But if they weren't, some classes
would release the entire semester's worth of work
in the first week of school.
So say I started class in September,
I had all the work that I needed to get done by like December instantly and I would just grind.
I would just grind the work like I would do I remember there was one point where I finished
a class in genuinely a month like I think it was the sharks class.
I was in sharks. It was an entire class based around sharks and it sucked
You would think that it would be fun. It was not fun
We were learning about like the organs of
Different it was sharks and what's the other classification? What are stingrays a part of?
What animal are they called
Oh my god, they're Cartagena leas fish, but what are they called?
Chat it's like sharks and something
They're like they're in the same group as
Stingrays are in the same groups of sharks
What group do sharks and stingrays belong to?
It starts with an e
alasmo branch
Or Brandt Chi
Elasmo brand Kai that's what it was called. It was sharks and Elasmo branches or whatever the fucking
Had name of the class was it was so bad
It was so bad that wasn't the worst class I ever took was
Fucking oceanography. I'm so serious the worst class in college. I ever took was oceanography
I had a zoom call every day. It was like it was like three days a week at like 8 a.m. and
And I would I would log on I would log on in my in my old setup and go like this
I would have a blanket and I would be listening and we have to have a camera our camera on so I just go like this
And he would ask a question he would ask a question and you'd or he would be like any questions
Nothing literally there would be 30 people in the call. No one would respond and it would get to the point of being so awkward that I would literally wake up and just ask a bullshit question to like to like fucking just try and truck like you know truck the class along because it was so bad and it would do because this would be like the shit we would look at
This was the class and
You would just learn about like literally the way the ocean worked and I was just like I don't care
I just don't care. Yeah, but it was a tenth grade science. No, it was a tenth grade science, bro
It was so much more in depth
It was like so in depth of oceanography like oh god. I hated it. I hated it
Why do you take it? Because when you're in college, you have to fill a set of classes, right?
so you
you you you get a major and
You look on like every college has a different website, but you basically have like this this sheet and
You have to fill every requirement. So you need like say 128 credits over the course of four years
years, you're required to take, in my case, philosophy 1000, which is intro, two 2000s
level philosophy classes, critical thinking, a 4000 level philosophy class, senior sem,
and then you move down and you need 64 credits or 48 credits in gen eds.
In those gen eds, you need 1W1, which is a writing course.
You need another W1, which is a writing course in the 2000
level.
You need a 3000 level W2 course.
Then you need a cultural education class.
You need an arts course.
You need to fill some sort of science branch.
So you're basically just trying to fill these
achievements and certain classes fill certain achievements in the really shitty classes feel
like three at once. So the best classes, the funnest classes only feel like one thing. Like,
I took ergo, psycho, psychopharmacology. It was a class about drugs. And it was the funnest
class I ever took. It wasn't even in person. I mean, outside of philosophy classes, I love
of my philosophy classes.
But like, I'm saying Funnest Jenna at Ivertuck.
Herbal Psychopharmacology.
When we learned about cocaine and fentanyl and mushrooms
and acid and shit for like an entire year,
it was awesome, or not an entire year, entire semester.
It filled like one thing.
It filled like a G course, which was like science
and 3,000.
It was like a junior.
The 1,000 is usually considered a freshman course.
2,000 sophomore, 3,000 junior, 4,000 senior.
And you can take courses all over the place.
Like, usually when you're a freshman,
you're taking thousands or 2,000s.
Software, you're taking thousands to like maybe 3,000s.
Junior, you're taking everything, but usually 2 to 4.
And then senior, you're usually taking like a 4,000 course,
a 3,000 course, and then like bullshit 1,000s.
Like, it's like intro to sociology.
I took senior year, which was the 1,000 level course.
Or like marketing.
Like I remember I took marketing, intro to marketing,
easiest class I've ever taken in my entire life.
I mean, when I tell you they could have had chat,
GVT teach me that course instead of a fucking professor.
I mean, I'm not dissing her by the way,
it was literally just the fact that like we had,
it was any professor.
Like it was just a useless course.
Like intro to marketing was like the most,
if you've ever used a piece of technology
and seen an ad, you understand intro to marketing.
It's just like perceived value of a product
and the idea that like you want to have a high profit margin.
Like iPhones have the profit margin of a Ferrari
but the production cost of an F-150.
It's like they're the best company in the world.
Apple products fucking churn money.
That's whether they have the most cash
out of like, you know, the top five fucking stocks
outside of maybe Microsoft.
But like you learn shit like that.
Anyways, uh, yeah, Token, Bro, Throne and Sub only.
Holy, holy, I am yapping and Chattis complaining.
There's no way.
Keeping and Sub only.
My God, leave the stream.
Actually, if you were just one of those Shatters
that was just being annoying, leave the stream.
I don't want you here.
Literally, I don't want you here.
I don't care.
I'll take the minus one viewer.
You're literally just ruining the vibe of the stream.
Like you're being annoying on purpose.
Oh my God.
Anyways, like I'm gonna rant.
I don't care, we're watching three videos
before the fucking Jake's Attorney.
I'm gonna rant, I'm gonna rant.
Also, what did you guys vote for these videos?
Did Kitchen Nightmares win?
Which one won?
Kitchen won?
Okay, we'll save the other one for another day.
No, but I took Oceanography
because it filled like three courses at once.
It was like filling,
I don't know if it filled a writing course,
but it definitely, it filled like a science,
upper level like fucking writing I think it was a w2 and I don't really remember
the difference between w1 and w2 but there was a difference between w1 and
w2 and yeah that shit was awesome so fucking get out of that class I remember
the day I finished that it was like I mean a weight lifted off my back man I
felt like it's static when that class was fucking over and I just remember
being so nervous because I like failed the first the first quiz
for exam and there was only like three in the semester and
college is so much scarier because it's like easier courses
like early level freshman software courses, there's
usually a little more wiggle room. But like in philosophy or
just like other classes, like philosophy 80% of your grade is
two essays, two 20 page papers. That's 80% of your
grade. If you fail one, you fail a class. And if you're in, like, you know, a science course,
like a STEM class, you might have an exam that's like 40% of your grade. And so if you fail that
or get like a C, that just like tanks your grade, like your GPA plummets. So you got to lock in.
Like senior Sam, I think it was 80% of my grade was one paper, and it was your senior paper.
20% was participation in like homework, but like the entire semester was writing your paper.
And you had to like, I had to compare, and this is what, this is what that one guy,
the pizza shirt dude made fun of me. He was like, oh, I feel back for the professor
I had to read that I wrote a paper about a comparing Friedrich Nietzsche's moral view to the religious Buddhism perspective
Because the part that you had a kid you had a used boot like the paper was required
you could write about whatever you wanted, but you had to compare Buddhism to something and
and then right in like merge the ideas and
That was like the whole class, but it was so sick dude. I'd professor ye
Goat literally dubbed for that guy. He was a Korean professor
He taught a class on tea right before where they would brew tea and he already has he always had tea leftover
So I would wait for him to show up and I eat Bel Vita
Crackers on the floor and talk about mushrooms with this like 38 year old woman
Who would show up early she was so sweet
She was so sweet. It was all these philosophy majors, because most philosophy classes have other people that aren't philosophy majors,
but senior STEM was the only class that had all philosophy majors.
And we were just talking about drugs for half the course.
We were just talking about meditation and still cyber.
And then we would bridge to near-death experiences, and then we would relate it to Buddhism.
And we would talk about reincarnation for like two hours and because the class was like two hours long
but um
Yeah, no
I'd sit out I'd sit outside to eat peanut butter crackers and wait for him to show up
And then he would tell us the tea that he had and the origin of it, and I was like whoa
It need these mini glass cups
He would hand us to them and I hated tea before that class and then that shit made me like tea
because every day he brought it and dude for like a week I was like I'm good I'm
good and then eventually I was like you know I gotta try it and it was a
fucking fire he had one though that was actually disgusting I don't remember
what it was it was really thick it wasn't matcha but there was one that I
liked every tea he brought in but one it was it was actually like repulsive I
it was so it was some it was some shit it was so bitter and I like
Bitterness, but it was like actually all like to the point not like gag worthy
But I was just like, ah, why would I ever eat this or not eat this drink this it was almost like eating it
but uh
Yeah, no, I love that class that class was awesome. That's like one of the only things I miss about college
Was just like that that vibe where you just show up and just like talk with like like-minded people about like random bullshit
And it was so cool too, because like philosophy is a major where half the people are like 40
So I'm sitting in a class of eight people and I'm the youngest guy by far because I was a junior and
So it was like I was like 21 like newly 21
I have like two people in the class that were like 22 23 and then it was like 35 38 40 and like 60
And we're just like sitting it's like four generations just all talking about like random stuff
God wow I'm reminiscing
It's almost nostalgic
Almost nostalgic. I always think back whatever I think about college. I think about that one guy in my oh my god
What was it? It was history of modern philosophy to and
And it was this one dude, he wore a flat brim to class every day, and he sat in the back left and he would get up and leave to get a coffee every day. I've told this story.
He got up one time. The class is an hour and 50 minutes. He gets up 10 minutes into the class, leaves, comes back an hour later with two Starbucks coffees because there was a Starbucks on campus.
And the professor jokingly goes, Oh, there's one of those for me.
And then he just walks right back to his seat, double fists.
Double fists, the coffees.
Start of the class, 26 people maybe.
End of the class, 16.
Drop in like flies.
Because they don't want to double you.
So like in the first two weeks of the course, like four people drop the course.
So it doesn't count as a W like a withdrawal. So it's not on their academic record
It doesn't show up on their GPA or like job applications or anything when people look at their their shit
But you then there's people that had a withdrawal and it withdraws basically like
It shows up on your you have to retake a class. So you just wasted you just wasted a year, right?
If you withdraw, I never withdrew a course. I never even dropped a course
I just fucking took all of them right I gotta say this if you ever had a withdrawal course in
Philosophy, you're a fucking idiot like I I get you having to withdraw like a high-level STEM class
But if you have to withdraw in history of modern philosophy, you're a brick, right? Like you just don't try I
Know that class was like yes, we had a notebook check which was 10% of our grade and then it was just like three essays
We had an essay do and he always said you just have to hand it in by the end of the class
So we show up and most people like put their paper
It's like a 10-page paper you put it at the front of the class and then we talk, you know
and
Hold just go on about random shit and to put to give you a perspective of this professor literally
Love them stereotypical what you would imagine a philosophy professor to look like gray hair the long gray beard
long gray hair
Where's glasses tatted all up and down his body. He's Italian
Born in Italy lived in Italy got a got a degree in sculpture
Has a masters in sculpture to masters in philosophy and a doctor in philosophy and
A bachelor's in like construction or such for architecture or some shit
He's like five degrees smoke cigarettes all the time. I'll be in another class
I look out the window. He's fucking chain smoking cigarettes. Oh my god
So this guy is like literally just what you would imagine a philosophy professor to be
We show up. So he's just rambling about life, you know, we've handed out our papers
same guy with the coffees
This is probably like say the class starts in September ends in December
This is like November. We're nearing the end of the ad drop period or not add drop withdrawal period
Like, you're in the class, you know?
Like, you have like a week left to like dip.
10 minutes left in the class, this guy, boom!
Swings open the door, hands the paper down, sweating.
Like, covered in sweat, visibly.
Like, he wrote that paper during the class.
Like, he remembered day of the paper was due,
wrote a 10 page paper in an hour,
and then ran, like printed it, ran, you know,
all the way across campus and fucking handed it in.
And he said some remark and the funniest shit was like,
he would give us, okay, so some professors would like
just email you your grade individually.
What a lot of professors would do,
would they would give you your Z number.
So you had your own academic number that was unique to you
and he would email the whole class,
Z numbers and wetter grades.
And so you would see what you got on the paper and you knew your own z-number, but you didn't know anybody else's
So I would go z-number boom B plus a minus whatever it was
But then you would see a B B C D F F F F
And
You're sitting there going oh fuck
Like these guys are these guys are getting straight fifties, you know like they're failing these essays
Like that matter, you know, and that was like early on and most of those guys left and
We end up
Like later into the semester and there's only like, you know, 10 people all the kids that were failing left
And so it's everybody else that's just like, you know, at least gonna pass the class even if they're getting seas
You know seas get these get degrees seas get degrees, you know, you're gonna fucking pass
You're gonna you're gonna be able to you know graduate. So
So everybody's laughed, but this kid, and this kid is like, you know, obviously failing
the class, like everyone knows this kid has like a 56, like he needs to ace this assay
to pass.
And he hands it in.
And like right before he even shows up, the professor's like, I don't know why this
kid's still in the class.
to the rest of the students, he's like, why is he here?
Like, he's going to fail.
Like, he should withdraw.
And he'll tell you that.
Like, professors in college, if they're nice,
will say to your face, withdraw.
You're going to fail.
Like, I'm letting you know, this is really bad for your GPA.
This is going to look bad.
Like, you should leave the course.
Like, don't take the class.
And so, like, I'm assuming he told him that.
And then like, he sends out the grades,
you see like F or D,
the next week he goes,
as you could see we're missing someone.
Like, like the kid finally,
the kid finally listened to the professor and dropped
because it was like, yeah, you're like,
you're actually failing like,
you're failing and there's not enough left
to make you pass.
Like, even if you get an A, you're cooked.
Like, so, yeah, no, that's like really funny
when you have a professor like that.
Like, that shit's awesome.
Oh my god.
That's kind of sad, bro.
I mean, yeah, but like that's college, bro.
Like, you gotta actually try.
Like, you have so much more freedom in college
to like not try or try.
Like, your teachers aren't gonna hold you
to the standard they do in high school.
But we had one other one, it was church and state in America and we would just spam learn about different court cases that were arguments on whether or not religion or freedom of religion or restriction needed to be applied in certain instances.
like how far a nativity scene needed to be
from a public building, like and why, right?
Why they would, and why, like there was an instance
where like a man would deny a gay couple
making them a wedding cake because of his religious values
and they tried to sue and then it ended up going
to the Supreme Court and it was like,
are you allowed to deny people?
Are you basically allowed to be homophobic
for religious reasons, right?
And it actually was ruled like yes, you know,
Like he was, the guy was in the right, um, legally speaking, at least.
But so you learn about all that and you have to like memorize them.
And this was like one of the classes, one of the only philosophy classes where we
took like literal.
Tests, like most philosophy classes were written exams or not written exams,
written essays or papers, but this one, you had to like show up and it was
like, you had to know a hundred court cases off the dome and most people in
the class were like, you know, juniors or seniors.
I was a sophomore, and there was one freshman, and he showed up, and he went, we have an exam today.
And I remember being like, yo, you're fucked. So you're actually fucked. And he's sitting there,
and bro, actually, like, he starts joking about it. He's like looking around the room,
and just trying to like figure out answers.
Bro, because it's like open ended shit.
It's not multiple choice.
It's like, explain what happened in this Tennessee case
in 1963.
And he's trying to fucking like grasp that straws
to remember what the fuck that was about.
Oh my God.
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Do you think older people take courses in college
because they're bored?
Mixer.
They might want to get a degree to further their career
later in life.
I think it depends on the age of the person.
When I see somebody in college in their 40s,
I'm assuming that they're trying to advance their career,
whereas when I see like I have this lady in her like late 60s,
it's just, you know, love of the game,
like wants to get it, wants to get a degree.
Is there room for somebody who doesn't believe in God
to sometimes pray?
No, I don't think so.
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Now does that does that change that you know, what about what about the sharks class I?
Had one I didn't know this I you take for anybody else in college. Do you guys use blackboard?
We use blackboard and in the sharks class there's like 20 20 question tests and
and we would use lockdown browser for some classes,
so you just can't cheat,
but I didn't know in Blackboard,
the professor could see how long it took you
to finish an exam,
and I got an email, and the professor goes,
so you finished this 20 question quiz in two minutes.
What's that about?
And I was like,
I don't remember what I said I
Remember what I said. I was like, I think I studied a lot cuz I got like a fucking 80, you know
I was like, I think I studied. I just knew what it was cuz it was multiple choice
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sharks in the thought it was like it was like sharks sharks mythology shark and
Elasmo Brant mythology and back or something was the name of the course and
that one
That was really the only one I was like able to
Because it was like you could just fucking like auto fill answers
Everything else was just like usually like open-ended shit. All right. Done yapping. Let's lock in chat
I'm all thank you for the sub. Let's lock in sorry for the yeah, sorry for the yeah
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You know memento you know memento
Would it be possible for you to send one of your college
philosophy essays?
I'm curious to see your writing.
If I have them saved, they deleted my college email.
And they're always like, for security purposes, we need it.
I'm like, okay, but I just lost every essay I ever wrote.
Which is like fucking lame.
Let me know if you have one.
I will, I gotta go check.
I might have saved one,
Because I remember I think I tried to save my senior paper.
But Missy, take it for the sub.
Jess and Malfa sub, name one for the sub.
I love the essay I wrote about Aristotle's
Nica-Maffee and ethics.
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I've tried restaurants from kitchen nightmares.
Who you gonna pick for R6?
I don't know.
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Lock in.
I tried restaurants from Kitchen Nightmares.
Kitchen Nightmares is, I gotta rewind.
I tried restaurants for Kitchen Nightmares, lock-in.
Kitchen Nightmares is one of the most popular
and iconic food shows to ever exist.
And the concept is pretty simple.
Here's a restaurant that's failing,
Gordon shows up, then he saves the day
and everyone's happy.
I watched it all.
Bro, I never understand the premise of this show.
Like, I know Storage Wars and other shows
also have reptaral sheets.
I know Storage Wars was staged to a degree, right?
Like, there's a level of, you know,
authenticity in the show,
but like a lot of what goes on is kind of like fabricated.
Some of them are like pawn stars, where it's like,
okay, yeah, some of the shit's real
that they're selling you real items,
but it's really just beyond the show.
It's like, it's not a fake artifact.
They're not faking the price.
It's just like, this is really just for show
rather than actual fact, or like, you know, just a,
it's like not, it's fake reality, not real reality.
Anyways, I've always wondered if kitchen nightmares
was real, because obviously, yes, your restaurant's failing.
You're going under.
You're in the red.
You've been in the red.
What's the worst that could happen
if Gordon comes into your restaurant,
makes fun of you for a bit, and gets the television out
of it, but he fixes your restaurant?
And it also gives you positive publicity.
Because if you listen to Gordon and you change your restaurant,
people will actually go there.
But every episode, it's some fucking annoying ass owner.
That's like, he's got a fucking hairy ass chest, right?
And he just looks like, oh god, he just
looks like an asshole, right, every time, every time.
Oh, I will reserve the best fucking food here.
They go to the back.
It's like microwaved fucking mac and cheese.
It's like the most disgusting dish ever.
They have like rats on the floor.
And they're like, oh, I don't even see what the problem is.
Like the one where they served a guy a lobster
and he was like throwing up in the bathroom
and they had to call an ambulance.
Like, and he's like, oh, the guy just
must have had something earlier.
No, your restaurant sucks, right?
Like why, you agreed to be on the show.
Why are you now yelling at Gordon that he's a dick?
Like you knew this is what was gonna happen.
But there's this one thing that's always bugged me.
Over 70% of restaurants featured on the show still shut down.
So in this video I'm visiting a few restaurants seen on kitchen nightmares that are still
open to see if Gordon's health actually makes a lasting difference.
Well is it the restaurant business also like one of the worst businesses to get into?
There's like a crazy statistic on like,
I think it's like over half of restaurants closed
within the first five years.
How, what percent of restaurants fail?
17 to 30% of restaurants fail in their first year.
Wow.
50% closed within five years.
Yeah, that's wild.
Like, if you see a restaurant pop up,
there's like a toss of the coin on whether or not
that are gonna exist in a decade.
Or is it all just good?
Because it's such a competitive business
and the margins are so low, like it's hard to market.
I think so many people too.
It's like, the shit you see on kitchen nightmares
is every time it's like, well, I made money in real estate
and I just really always wanted to open
an Italian restaurant.
They open the place, they have no marketing,
all their shit's frozen.
It's like literally like store-bought pasta.
And it's like, what are you doing?
You don't understand, like how are you somebody
that is successful in this business
and has no idea, like any,
you didn't even do any research
before like buying a million dollar restaurant
and deciding you want to fucking open it.
Bone, thank you for the five subs.
Hollywood Daunte, pick up the subscrump of the three.
Bone for the five.
Thank you for posting bangers.
What's the size in material you got for your display?
Metal, and I always just get like the regular one
or small Garrett and Mason for the sub.
I don't get the, I get Matt.
I don't get the glossy.
It's not too expensive.
It's more expensive.
It's some designs that makes more sense though,
from Keith and the sub.
Retro Rewind, not today on Monday.
Yo, lock in.
Yo, please build 10 bits right now.
Shawty, take it to the three.
Somebody who was going to school for culinary,
culinary industry, it's the hardest,
the least possible business you can own.
Actually, wait, on topic, bit, don't know, nevermind.
As somebody who's been going to culinary school
For culinary and culinary industry,
it's the hardest and least profitable business you can own.
The profit margins are less than 5% after all expenses.
Isn't that why like the whole point of a restaurant
is you get people on the food
and then up price for the liquor?
Like that's why every good restaurant
has like crazy specialty drinks.
And like part of the appeal of the restaurant
is like you get food,
but you also get fucking five martinis
because that's where they make money
is selling you liquor.
Because that's like the margins.
Hunter and legacy,
It's not the real pick up of the five gifts, it's literally the sub.
TV.
Good morning everyone.
It's time for breakfast.
And what better place?
70% of restaurants in Iceland fail in the first year.
Well yeah, it's also Iceland.
To visits.
Yo, you know one Iceland restaurant that's so fucking good when I went?
Oh my god.
It was like some fucking chicken place.
Yeah, chicken!
Wait.
Chicken Iceland Reykjavik.
No, not this place.
Chat, yo, for the three people that live in Iceland
in my chat right now,
what's the place that serves potatoes in chicken
and they have old cartoons on the ceiling in Reykjavik?
I loved that place.
I went there for lunch like every day.
No, not KFC, bro.
Not KFC, bro. They had a good way of revolving sushi place, too. Dude, the restaurants in
Iceland were awesome. Chicken Place Reykjavik. Chatsh! La Rock! Oh my god, wait, wait,
wait. No, it was La Cock! I remember that's why I loved it. It was La Cock! La Cock!
Now
How do I show this where's like the front of it? Why is it black and white?
Yeah, like cock and you would order at the front but they bring it out to you. Oh god, they burgers. That's what it was
Why is this such a low-quality image, how do I find a better image lay cock love this place
This is in Reykjavik.
I'd get a beer.
This is where, dude, there was also like 15 guys in suits that recognized me in Reykjavik.
I don't know if they went to like a preparatory school or some shit, but they were like,
Jobar!
That's how they sounded like.
Surprisingly Icelandic people straight up sound like they're from Philly when they
speak English.
I'm so dead ass.
No accent.
They sound just like me.
Like every Icelandic person I talked to,
I was like, you don't even sound like you're
from another country.
You just sound like you're from New Jersey or some shit.
Like who's teaching you English?
It's crazy.
Lake Hawk.
The restaurant featured on Kitchen Night.
And you would go, I'll have the lake hawk potatoes.
There's a season nine finale, Simmer Down Cafe.
Located in Georgetown, Texas, this cute little spot
was established in 2017 by a man named Chris Marina.
What's crazy is that at the time they were featured
on the show, not only was Simmerdown Cafe
extremely close to shutting down,
but Chris's marriage was also in shambles.
Luckily Gordon pulled up and pretty much saved the day,
marriage and all.
Gordon literally doing cobbles counseling,
mid fucking review.
Or at least that's what we saw on TV.
Since this technically is the most recent restaurant
to be fixed to buy kitchen nightmares,
That makes it the perfect place to test whether or not.
Wait, Kige Niners is still a show that's like actively ongoing?
Gordon's changes actually stuck around.
So without further ado, let's head inside.
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Yeah, bro, but I don't want to say it's it is cute, but it's also like have you noticed this like millennial style like
Open roof where you see the vents in the fucking like foam on the ceiling and shit
That's like a that's like a new thing and I don't know if I like it or don't I
Hate that I don't hate it. It's just like
You see it and then everyone starts doing it
And it's like, uh, it's no longer unique.
Cute.
Right when you walk in, they had a cozy-looking waiting area that just feels like someone's living room.
The-
Yeah, bro. Imagine sitting in that cock chair.
You'll be ready in 30. Okay. Yep, let me go sit- let me go sit in the haunted chair.
Room.
The walls are painted in this bright teal color, and they even had this cool funky record wall.
This is super nice.
Quote, we do it a bit different here.
You actually do it a bit. Have you ever been here before? No. Oh, wonderful. So this is how it works.
Alright, so as you can see, there's a whole list of things. You're gonna pick a side, you're gonna pick an appetizer, you're gonna pick a main entree and a dessert.
It comes in a whole package customizable, completely to you.
To see, especially because I'll be judging each of the restaurants- NETO!
Fuck, it sucks.
But,
like, is it today based on the major issues Gordon faced when he first visited on the show?
Now, food-wise, the menu is fairly simple. They've got all of your classic...
Oh god, I love any breakfast place, man. I'm not even lying.
Like, that's just the easiest shit ever.
Just fucking serve eggs and toast, and I'm happy.
Big boy breakfast. Yeah, I'm fucking munching that down.
I hate when they title shit that though. It's like going to like an ice cream place and it's like I'll have I'll have one big boy
Yeah, I'll have the I'll have the I'll have the super yummy hungry size
Big boy breakfast just make it like the combo platter
Like I've titled it that American breakfast dishes along with some lunch options like yeah, the old timer
Just a sopping wet hamburger
That's the old-timer. A sapping-pound hamburger. Smothered in onions. Smothered in onions and
worst of shire.
Lunch options like, whether there's sandwiches, don't get the gist. But personally, what I'm
most interested in is something called their liver and onions. I know that doesn't necessarily
sound like the most appetizing thing to eat this early in the morning, but it is
what Golden ordered when he first came here and he had some thoughts on it. So
that's what I gotta get.
Yeah, Gordon's the guy that will order the lobster at the fucking diner to really test you
I mean that is like kind of valid you order the hardest item they have and it's like if they if this tastes good
Then the rest the rest of the restaurant is probably good
Thank you so much that looks fucking disgusting
I don't even think that's the restaurant it's just like I would never want to eat that
Here we have a plate of oh my god, dude. I'm just not a fan of gravy man
I'm not a fan of gravy that does look like a thicker gravy though
Maybe something that I would enjoy liver and onions served with mashed potatoes some fried okra and a biscuit
What's crazy about this dish is that during the show I believe Gordon actually made them take it off the menu
But it appears they've added it back whether that was a good idea or not
I'm not sure what's there's only one way to find out
So um this dish is definitely interesting it's you know that shit's bad you ever eat
something you ever eat something before and you're gonna lock in on chewing it you just
go dead silent you're like
all of it with water like it's a pill you gotta get it down bro it's just it's
just gray matter at that point for sure not my favorite thing in the world but I
do want to be nice since I'm not quite sure what this dish is actually supposed
to taste like I don't know what this is like a good version of it or not all I
can really do is pretty good based on my own personal palate so keep that in
mind if I'm not mistaken importance biggest critique when he tried this
dish in the show was that it was too salty unfortunately I will have to
But that not only is it overly salty, but I think the liver itself along with the caramelized onions might be a little Bronx
It has that like burnt bitter aftertaste if you know what I'm talking about
I promise I'm not trying to be mean for now that I you know
I would never be able to do this review of 5cm. This restaurant is the size of like a storage unit
Like there is most definitely a waiter like 5 feet away from him that sees him talking about this
Try the liver. Let's check out the size
There was like 10 tables at this restaurant.
The Oakland, the mashed potatoes,
I'm honestly pretty solid.
All righty everyone, so I'm done eating
and I'm finally ready to give you all my official thoughts
on Simmer Down Cafe.
Like I said before, the inside of the restaurant
to cafe and you ordered liver and onions.
That might be a user error.
Restaurant is extremely adorable.
The service was great, but the food though,
yeah, that didn't really wow me.
I will say, this might not be the favorite.
You gotta get a coffee, it's a fucking cafe.
What are we doing?
You gotta get a coffee.
You gotta do what John Cena says.
He's a big coffee aficionado.
What does he order?
He goes off a flat white.
He goes, you always judge a coffee place
by their flat white.
Critique, since liver and onions my-
If it's too milky, they're more of a,
they're more of an accoutrement place
than a coffee place.
Might not be my ideal dish in the first place.
But with that being said,
it is time to answer the question.
Editor, to throw up with a video of John Cena
talking about a coutrements better if this becomes a video throw up the the
flat white reference that I just made thank you
he did Gordon's changes actually sick from what I can tell it seems like
yo John Cena owns the bald spot on the back of his head
like crazy owns that bald spot he should really shave his head though
most of the physical changes like the decorations did but since food really
is the most important part I'm gonna have to say no but before anyone gets
That doesn't mean I think this place is doomed or anything like that
I'm pretty sure liver and onions was added back to the menu at the request of a few regulars
So maybe yeah, what a fucking great business spot though literally open up across from an Anglican church
Yo, you're getting fucking straight business on Sundays
Regulars yeah, that's a pocket bowl dude literally open up right next to church
So maybe that's not a bad thing
It is time to head to the next restaurant, which just so happens to be only a 12 minute drive away.
But before I start driving, let's-
Oh, this city's full of nightmares.
See what I'm getting myself into.
All right, everyone. I've now made it to Grumpy George hub and grub.
I apologize for anyone offended by-
You don't get a fucking Guinness. I'm gonna- I'm gonna actually punch my monitor.
If they're promoing Guinness on the umbrellas outside of this, this is a pub.
You gotta get a Guinness.
By that terrible accent, I thought it fit the vibe.
The Grumpy George was established in 2023.
And you're an alcoholic, I'm not.
If you go to a pub, you rank a pub, drink wise off how well they pour a Guinness.
How cold is it?
What's the fucking top on the Guinness look like?
Featured on the 8th episode of Kitchen Nightmares Season 9, according to the show, the restaurant
is supposed to be a classic English pub, but unfortunately, it didn't feel very
British.
Seeing that Gordon did grow up in England, I'm assuming he was a little offended
by this place claiming to be a true British gastropub, hence why he wanted to fix it so
badly. Let's go see if he managed to actually make a difference.
Now, what's really interesting about Grumpy George?
Oh, this food isn't wet enough. Oh, no, see, this doesn't make me want to throw up. It's
not English enough.
Is that unlike most places on-
Why is it so salted?
It's a nightmare.
No, too much seasoning.
The restaurant itself actually looked great from the start.
Lots of reviews highlight that the inside does take people back to what old...
Where's the studios?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Clubs in England feel like because of their...
Where's the studios at? Bring them out!
British style bar, cozy atmosphere, and the fact that they have a dedicated dart room.
Apparently that's a staple.
So instead of being upset about the decor...
It's a dedicated dart room, it's one dart board in the corner.
Most of the issues couldn't be based down to the food.
If you take a look at their menu...
Yeah, that shit kinda looks bad.
This came down to the f***.
Yo, those brussels, but you know you bite into one of those brussel sprouts? It's like eating a mattress, dude. That should be...
Not cooked enough.
Wait, yo, those are... I know those are undercooked.
If you take a look at their menu, it definitely feels British.
But when Grumpy George first appeared on Kitchen Nightmares, they were serving up something completely different.
Even though one of the owners is from England, she didn't have any restaurant experience.
Meanwhile, the chef they hired knew nothing about British cooking and was learning...
...how to make the dishes from videos online.
So we'll see if those flavors stuck around
Well, you just telling them what to order
jumbo shrimp
I got a salad in order and I am very curious how long it'll take to arrive not because I'm in like a restaurant anything
But because during Gordon's first time watching the restaurant opera
Yo, you ever see that video of the restaurant that instead of bread they give you like tomato and olive oil and
Some there's some tech talker that like raved about it. She's like this is so good
What a cool thing. It's like it's like a build your own tomato. I'm like, yeah
I would actually be I'd be like, what is this if I'm sitting down at a restaurant
They just bring me a whole tomato a knife
I'd go hey, you know, why am I here?
What is the point of a restaurant if now I'm making my own it's different. It's like
Because you could say oh well, what about Korean barbecue? Well Korean barbecue is like an experience, you know
They have the specific places in front of you.
They have the hot pots.
You're choosing your own selections
and you're eating it there versus somebody
just bringing you a whole tomato and a knife.
It's like I could just do that at my own place.
Food orders were taking up to 50 minutes
just to arrive, causing major issues.
Hopefully that's not still a problem.
Awesome, thank you.
That should be it.
Ladies and gents, the food has arrived and according to my timer...
Is that fish and chips?
I love fish and chips.
It's only been 10 minutes, which I don't know if you can do math, but that's a lot
less than 50.
So here we have a Scotch egg, which happens to be a quintessential British casserole
pupfish.
And of course, since this place is British, you've always had to get some fish and
chips.
I'm going to try these Scotch eggs because of-
Yo, hot take, these highest skill sealing level of fries.
Okay, if you get a good steak fry,
they are the best fries.
Like, skinny fries are the easiest to make
and the hardest to fuck up.
But like, if you have a bat,
like you can get real wet, like undercooked,
like bland steak fry, and it's fucking disgusting.
Proficient ships.
But they could also be amazing.
Potato wedges.
Ooh, actually you're right, you're right,
you're right, you're right, you're right.
No potato wedges with the skins on them.
Oh!
That's not even french fries though.
But this, do these count as fries?
No.
I would have these any day over any fry in the world.
This is, oh my God, see, this is making me hungry.
Wow, those are, dude, these also look amazing.
Can I say?
Swast these recipes.
Might have to hit them up.
Wow.
Now the first thing I want to try are these Scotch eggs
because when Gordon was served them in the show,
they were undercooked and apparently looked so bad.
They fucked up curly fries.
Curly fries are a bit overrated, man.
They're fun, but nah.
I like a waffle fry.
He took a photo of them and sent it to his mom.
That's crazy work.
From the looks of things,
my scotch egg is definitely more cooked
than the one Gordon got,
considering it's not gushing everywhere.
So far so good.
Let's see how this thing tastes.
Cheers.
It's actually pretty good.
Like I said, the egg is not undercooked,
but the yolk is still jammy, which I do prefer.
The pork is seasoned extremely well.
There's a good amount of salt along with some...
Oh, that's pork on the outside.
I thought that shit was like fucking like pumpernickel bread.
Other spices and herbs that I can't quite...
That's pork on the outside.
In point.
If you ever have to trust my word for it, I think it tastes pretty good.
I also want to try this with their homemade Kiko Lily.
I'm not entirely sure what that is, but I'm gonna see...
It's like a whole ass sausage on the outside.
I think it's acidic.
Hmm.
I'm still not quite sure what this is,
but it definitely brightens up the entire thing.
I like it.
Pardon the humble flex that I'm about to drop here,
But not only have I eaten at pretty much every single Gordon Ramsay fish and chips restaurant in America
I have also been to Gordon's cooking school in the UK and learned how to make proper fish and chips from the teachers that he employed
The reason I'm bringing that up is pretty much to say I know how this is both states first thing first needs a lemon
Now let's get into it dude
I always I always think it's so weird though that fish and chips is such a staple dish in the UK like
You know atmosphere
Or like ecosphere when the fish isn't a haddock that's used isn't even from the UK
Like all the fish and chips that people eat in the UK is like caught in like Iceland and like shipped over and
Cod yeah, but it's like none of it's from
The UK like that's all imported. So it's like not really a local dish
Not bad. The inside of the fish still looks juicy, flaky, not dry, which is pretty much
all you can ask for based off looks alone. Now let's taste it.
As expected, the fish was nice and flaky. It's cooked very well. Harder sauce is solid.
Yeah, bottom to your dish baked salmon
ruins it
Ruins it baked salmon
Like there's so many good fish it's like I feel like people don't like fish not be like people are always like oh fish
It's just it's so fishy. I I I can't eat tilapia. I can't eat this I can eat that bro
It up there are fish. That's like just fucking disgusting like blue fish is just bad
but
Most fish is just how you make it like air fried salmon
Raw salmon
Pan-seared salmon mint baked salmon
Your isn't super crispy. It is very light which means after I'm done here
I will not fall into a food coma shrimp. That's a cross station. I appreciate it
I know technically I should eat this with utensils, but it's gonna fall apart as I cut it
So, move my hands.
For dessert, I ordered the sticky toffee pudding, which is another British classic, and I will admit, it was very yummy.
Then I paid the bill, which came out to roughly $53, and a-
Oh my god, no Guinness.
Of course, I had to use my beautiful chime card.
Oh my god, I do ads for chime. Hold up, I gotta skip this though.
I'm gonna stop doing QR codes.
So I'm officially done with my meal at Crumpy George, which means I'm gonna stop doing this terrible accent now.
Anyways, let's get right into things.
From what I can tell, it seems like Gordon's changes
have obviously stuck around.
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The food was great.
It also browsed that shit memorized. Yeah, okay now really really
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Like when I do an ad I'm not reading a script like I might like some of it is scripted
but a lot of it's like, hey, follow these points
and then just kind of like spiel off of it.
But usually like CTAs, I have to memorize,
I feel like memorize the whole paragraph.
Fast.
And although I might not be the most qualified person
to say this, I'm gonna say it anyways.
I think the restaurant fell British.
I don't know.
That's how I feel about it.
I think it's a Harrison, New Jersey,
And the spot behind me is called the Spanish Pavilion.
Appearing on season four of Kitchen Nightmares,
this spot has been around since 1976,
and it's dubbed the first Spanish restaurants in New Jersey.
What's crazy is that Spanish Pavilion is only one
out of two restaurants from that season that's still standing.
Everyone else has since shut down.
What?
Now, so let's go see why.
Now upon entering the restaurants, I was honestly a little nervous.
In the show, Gordon actually discovered a dead lobster inside their dining room dish
tank.
Obviously, that was a huge health hazard, so before I could even think about eating-
Yeah, that's just a problem bro, you got a dead lobster in there?
I had to make sure that situation did not happen to me.
Bro, I see I feel like it's always feel bad when they have that ship. Whatever I see they got that live lobster tank
I go I
Know what I'm getting
Hold up
Like there's this one restaurant
There's this one right restaurant in the Caribbean that I've been to
where they have it's not main lobsters it's the Caribbean lobsters and they're
just in this fucking floating tank like this and you just pick one they go which
one do you want I go that one and he goes okay poised it out it's on your plate
next next day or not next day 20 minutes later
So I'm not sure if this place looks exactly like it did after I got it to make over on
the show.
When I was a kid I remember I went with my grandma and she ordered one and she was like
I feel bad and then I named it.
I was like Edward.
She was like don't do that.
I was like it's Edward because then you associate them with like you're humanizing.
It's even worse.
Yeah.
Ah, Edward.
No, but I do know that the goal was to make the inside feel...
Edward's gone.
...rider and more welcoming.
I took his eyeball.
Which, after looking around, I think they're still doing a good job of it.
Now along with up-
Ah, Edward's dead-word now.
Yep.
...their decor.
Gordon also had them introduce tapas to the menu, which are these small Spanish shareables.
Doing so helped differentiate them from the other 40-something Spanish restaurants nearby,
which I think was a good idea.
Now, as for what I'm gonna get, the first thing Gordon ordered when he came here was their paella, and he absolutely hated it.
So, what better way to gauge whether Spanish Pavilion has actually improved than to get exactly that?
So, I just placed my order, and another issue I want to point out from the show is that apparently the service here sucks.
When the show aired, the restaurant was run by two brothers named Michael and Jerry, who at the time didn't really care about the restaurant, resulting in the staff having no one to lead them.
I do believe that in the reunion of...
Ah, but they're from New Jersey!
I mean, come on!
You know, a lot of it's you gotta...
You gotta...
What are you expecting out of us?
So, though, it showed that Jerry ended up taking over.
And that does show, since...
The service so far for me has been absolutely fantastic.
Along with recommending me some tapas to try,
they immediately brought out some bread.
And I think this is ch-
Oh, dude, that's a problem when they bring out bread.
I just be munchin', dude.
They bring out a...
They bring out a French bread roll.
Red, and I think this is chicken.
Texas Red House, they bring out the rolls.
Noodle soup.
I don't need anything else, thank you.
It comes with my meal.
It is quite chilly in New Jersey, so chicken noodle soup does sound pretty good.
Cheers.
You know, that's a pretty good chicken noodle soup.
It's very cozy.
It's not like the craziest thing I've ever had, but it comes with my meal with
me that's free.
Can't complain.
Oh, thank you so much.
Can I get you anything else?
No, this is fantastic.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got some bread in my mouth, but the advertisers have arrived.
This right here are some artichokes hearts and over here we have their braised pork belly.
First thing's first, I'm gonna try these artichokes because vegetables, cheers.
You know when you go to a restaurant though, the majority of the time, anything outside
of like salads, like most of the healthy things that you order at restaurants are
are extremely unhealthy because they douse everything
with like just heaps of butter.
If you ever go to a restaurant and you're like,
wow, their vegetables taste so much better
than mine at home.
Yeah, because it's unhealthy.
Yeah, because it's literally covered in oil.
Like the entire, oh, this actually tastes good, yeah.
Ooh, that's good.
Wait, what?
You want to eat something?
and you really can't control the facial expression you make.
That was the vibe that just happened right there.
First off, the artichoke itself is super tender.
It's cooked extremely, extremely well.
What I wasn't expecting was that the sauce that's on it.
Like, that's not healthy.
I know you're joking.
You said because vegetables, but like that,
that can't be good for you.
What's an artichoke?
A vegetable.
But that can't be,
like they're breaded, covered in some sort of
like aioli, lemon butter.
It's kind of tangy, it's really bright.
I don't know how I'm gonna eat artichokes,
but if I were to eat them more often,
this is how I'd want them cooked.
Now that the healthy green stuff is out of the way,
I count for some pork belly.
Now I know-
The healthy green stuff,
deep fried Brussels sprouts covered in Parmesan cheese.
I'm getting my vegetables in for the day.
I should probably cut this into a smaller piece,
but whenever they have deep fried Brussels sprouts,
I get them every time.
I get them every time and in my head I go,
I'm going to be crop dusting this restaurant
about t minus one hour. Bad, bad. That should be that should be the next Mr.
Beast challenge. Everybody has to eat five pounds of Brussels sprouts whoever
farts last wins. Okay, there is no way the food tasted like this before they
got on the show. Otherwise, I don't think they would have ever needed to get on
kitchen knife. The Fort Mellie. You fart while you eat. No, but I mean, you know,
if I'm in a non-packed restaurant and it's bad, like I got a fart and I can't hold it in,
like you have a small fart, you can hold it in at a restaurant and it's fine,
but you ever have one that like hits you and you're like, if I hold this in, this is gonna
come, it's gonna be around the sternum region soon, and then it's gonna cause bloat,
and I'm gonna feel really bad, so you know, I hit one of these.
Well, not that obvious, okay? I'm, okay, we're having a conversation at a restaurant,
You're sitting across from me. I'm going. Yeah, you know, I don't really know
so
Ripped ass right there little lean drink talk rip ass
Move forward
It's super tendy, bro. And like people will be like, yo, that's gross. Yeah, that's gross
Like get the fuck out of here, bro
Like what what are we what are we from the capital and the hunger games?
Since when did we become this like nepo?
Nepo fancy ass. Oh, sorry. Let me wait. Let me let me get my royal wig on dude
If I have to rip ass, I'm gonna fucking fart. Okay, like if it's bad and I know it's gonna stink
Yeah, I'll go in the bathroom, but it's just like a mini fart in the next table's 10 feet away
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking crop us. Okay
Andy, Andy the pork belly is super tender. It's rich. It's like super super salty
But the acidity from the stand up and announce that shit. Oh, I will own that bro
If I'm like hanging out with my friends, I'll just go
Clearly just a bad cough
Three seconds later just rip ass
Won't even say anything. It'll be so loud
Nice tomatoes on top giggle to myself really bounces lady blame it on brook
Out overall flavor wise that was absolutely fantastic with the top is being this good my expectations for the paella
Are honestly through the roof right now
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the paella has arrived.
Honestly, when I first saw that it cost $36, I was thinking, okay, it might be a little expensive.
But now that it's in front of me, this looks worth every-
That is a lot of food. God, it looks so wet though. Like right there.
Three single dots.
Kind of the point though.
$4.
This is beautiful.
That shrimp in the middle is fuckin' callin' my name.
Beautiful.
So the one I ordered is the Paella Valencia.
I was told by my waiter that this-
It's not supposed to be dry, I know, I know.
This is the exact-
I just don't like really wet dishes.
Same one that Gordon ordered on the show.
So, you know, make sure I'm doing things right.
In this skillet, there's chicken, chorizo, shrimp, clams-
And I can't eat it.
Mussels, scallops, calamari, and langoustines.
This is hands-down the best looking entree. I think I've ever ordered in the history of this channel
I don't even want to break into it because that's how pretty the skillet looks. What's your ease out sausage?
I'm gonna do it anyways because that's my job.
I think I've died and gone to seafood heaven. My brain's not functioning.
So far two out of the three major issues Gordon faced when visiting Spanish pavilion have been cleared
But none of that matters if this play isn't good
For all my Kitchen Nightmares fans, you need to visit this place.
This paella is absolute perfection.
First off, it feels like every single element in it, whether it's the chicken, the chorizo,
the calamari.
It feels like all of those items were cooked individually.
Nothing is dry.
The rice is fluffy and nice, flavor-wise, there is so much going on.
I am genuinely so...
Yo, I gotta say, I commend the YouTubers that are able to fucking sit here alone and just talk to a camera in the corner of a restaurant with a crowd behind them and not feel, like, embarrassed.
I'm not saying they should feel embarrassed, but, like, I would not, I would be like, oh god, everybody's gonna think I'm cringy, like...
I'm impressed by this payayah, and I haven't even tried every single part of it.
Oh, yeah.
One's Pembroke Collapse, 7th to the 11th.
I'm filming a video with him.
How it'll go?
We don't know.
He said, oh, it's going to be a surprise.
I said, OK.
Also, surprise, Jim's here.
He's feeling a little shy today, though,
so that's why I haven't been filming him.
But I really wanted him to try the pi area.
Oh, he's with someone else.
That makes it so much easier.
Good.
All right, everyone.
As you can probably tell by my face,
Your voice full. I feel like I cleared a good amount of this paella even though it doesn't look like I
Bro, why do you care about people around you?
Bro, I'm not saying I care about people around me to the extent where I'm trying to like turbo please them
I'm just saying there's a level of like social awareness that I get anxious about that stuff
I've even made a dent, but regardless I gotta admit I wasn't expecting too much before
You're acting like that's abnormal like that's not like 99 percent of people walking in here
But after trying the food, I am thoroughly impressed.
When Gordon first walked in, it was indeed a nightmare.
But in my experience, the restaurant was extremely welcoming.
The service was absolutely fantastic.
And most importantly, this paella was the bomb de glee.
This was phenomenal.
Taking all that into consideration,
I think it's safe to say that Gordon's changes
definitely stuck around and made a huge difference.
Alright everyone, things are about to get a little crazy because I've officially made
it to sunny Los Angeles, California and behind me is the one and only Manhattan Beach, Lido
D Manhattan.
Featured on season 3 which aired over 15 years ago, this Manhattan Beach staple is
often considered the most- 15 years ago he's been doing this shit for that long.
Tokyo D Manhattan is one of, if not the most successful.
Oh.
Considered the most successful Kitchen Nightmares project ever.
But when Gordon first came to visit, this place was a mess.
The owner barely knew how to cook.
The kitchen was disgusting.
And worst of all, the food was downright terrible.
Bro, my chat just said LA MENTIONED.
Like LA is a niche city.
LA MENTIONED BALL KNOWLEDGE, no way.
Holy, hold up, Tokyo?
Wow.
Clearly the impact Gordon had on this place
made a huge difference considering how long
they've been open, not to mention,
every single article I could find was extremely positive.
However, I want to see for myself
if it really lives up to the hype.
Okay, now I'll go inside for real.
Hello, I had a reservation.
Yeah, just for one.
Now my God, I admit, I was a little thrown off
when I walked inside here, because even though Lito's has a great reputation, this place was completely empty.
As I said, I don't know how to be time, you know?
Like, some restaurants just have dead times where no one pulls up.
Like, I think really any successful restaurant, if they're not one...
Like, you know, there's some restaurants that only open up at, like, 5 p.m.
And they stay open to, like, 10.
Like, they're open, like, 5 to, like, 8 hours a day tops.
Those ones, yeah, usually always packed, but there's a lot of restaurants that open at like noon and don't really get a crowd to like six
Down and looked over the menu. Unfortunately. I did begin assuming the worst. What is oh my god
I tried the non sub only see the subs will stay on topic
Their chats are at least semi related to the video
when it's not in some only it's like just all
ran bros asking about it and or dangus
edit somebody be what were we talking
about bro the reviews are all wrong
and Litos actually fell off but
thankfully in the midst of all my
worrying I'm not sure if y'all can
hear that but other customers have
arrived are we back I really don't know
why the place being empty at first
threw me off so much I'm a blame it
on the fact that I'm extremely hungry
The only thing I've eaten today is a bag of cutters on the plane right here.
Now I'm also finished.
Good.
Ideally you have a restaurant that's like 70% full.
Dead restaurant, way too quiet, bad vibes, also they're not playing music, even worse
vibes.
Full restaurant packs, you have to wait, terrible two crans.
You want something where it's like they're still spacing you out but you hear that,
you know, just like random noise from people talking.
I love that.
Just looking over the menu and just the fucking white noise of just like 85 conversations happening
at once.
I gotta say, the food options do sound quite tasty.
Because they are considered the most successful Kitchen Items project ever, I'm gonna do things
a little differently and order a few items to really put them to the test.
So my food has been ordered and like I said before, when Gordon first visited this place,
they had a multitude of issues.
But the biggest one had to be with the owner herself.
This is Lisa Hemmett.
She became the owner of Lito's in 2004 and upon meeting her for the first time, Gordon
quickly exposed how inexperienced she was.
2004?
Bro, I was 2 years old.
Not only has she never- How much chat probably wasn't even alive then bro.
She on that restaurant that long?
Gordon quickly exposed how inexperienced she was.
Not only has she never worked in restaurant management before, she did not know how
How do you- how do you own the- I never understand that shit. It's like he comes to these restaurants, they're like, yeah, I have no experience in the restaurant business. I don't know how to cook. I've never actually really cooked for that. How do you- how did this happen in your life? Like, what was the path that led you to owning a restaurant? How did you acquire money to own this restaurant?
this happened in your life.
Like, what was the path that led you to owning a restaurant?
How did you acquire money to own this restaurant?
The good news is, although the episode started off rocky,
by the end, recording was able to get through to her
and supposedly helped to turn things around.
I'm pretty sure she still is the owner.
And based off of how things are running so far,
despite the fact that the place was empty when I walked in,
things do seem to be going well.
Service has been great.
They even brought me free bread.
Which passed down by parents?
Yeah, but I don't know if that'd be the case for this one.
I may have demolished for waiting for my food.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, the appetizers have arrived.
So over here, we have a Lito's a baked eggplant roll
and some barbecue chicken flatbread.
Now, first things first, I have...
That looks immaculate.
That looks okay.
Show me the pizza.
Thanks for your welcome.
Ladies and gentlemen, the appetizers have arrived.
So over here we have a Lito's a baked appetizer roll and it's a barbecue. That's a whole-ass meal right there
That's an entire fucking flatbread pizza. Ooh chicken actually kind of looks bad
too cubed I
Like it really crunchy. I feel like there'd be a lot of flop here chicken flatbread
I want a pizza with no flop. I want to be able to fold the slice like this and it to be an airplane arrow
Just nothing
A little bit of just like thin, thin New York style pizza.
Now first things first, I have to try this big eggplant roll because this dish.
How much do you think this is? What? Those two appetizers? How much do those cost?
That flatbread's probably like, at least 18 bucks, maybe 22.
You've got to keep in mind they're an LA, so it could be like 25.
That right there is probably also another like 18, 20 bucks.
He's also the first thing Gordon ordered when he came he wasn't a fan. Yeah, cumulatively
I'd agree like 45 bucks for just those two and then they're getting main entree as well
Oh and said it was weirdly crunchy while also being undercooked originally my plan was to get Gordon's exact order
But it seems like a few of the other items he got. Oh god. Ahi tuna towers are fucking disgusting. I
Love tuna. I love ahi tuna. I love poke bowls. I love raw tuna cooked tuna seared tuna
The tuna tower shit that they serve at like fancy restaurants in places like Nobu
Get rid of it aren't available anymore. This is literally the only one left
So I'm assuming they've learned how to do it right, but we'll see
What is it? It's usually like a mixture of tuna some sort of sauce
Maybe like avocado and other shit and then you have chips
They like mush it into a cup and then go like this and put it up or pull it out
And then it's just like sitting there and you kind of like attack it
It's like nachos. Too much going on. I don't like that. I don't like that. Too much going on with nachos. Too much going on with ahi tuna.
If I don't know, there should be one singular best way to attack a dish, and that's what I enjoy.
I'm not going for the whole like, oh, you know, it's just 85 ingredients piled on top of each other.
Smells really good. Cheers.
Hmm.
So right away, I can't help from it.
Flavor-wise, it's actually very nice.
The eggplant has a slight sweetness to it.
It pairs really, really well with the tomato sauce.
And as for the texture, it's nice and tender, perfectly cooked.
Wow. It seems like keeping it on the menu
was a good idea after all.
Yeah, that hits.
Next, let's try this barbecue chicken flatbread,
which I did have some very specific reasons for ordering.
The first being that my waiter recommended it,
and you got to trust your waiter.
And secondly, Gordon was the one
One that made them add flatbreads to the menu is...
I don't know about Trusted Waiter, bro.
Waiter's always saying some wack shit, bro.
I feel like they're getting commissioned all the time.
So what do you recommend?
I really love the lamb risotto.
What?
What is that?
The first place. Cheers.
Hmm. This is also quite nice.
The chicken is still nice and juicy, kind of dry,
which honestly, I wasn't...
Take it up on the spot.
No, they probably have a go to.
Nothing. The flatbread crust is nice and crunchy.
Do you want to hear our special?
Let me tell you our specials.
We are starting out with a lovely clam chowder.
Well, at the same time, the inside is still pretty
airy for the most part.
I think my only critique is that the point.
Every time, too.
You just be staring.
You holding that fat ass menu?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, wow.
Really?
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I'll have.
No.
Yeah.
No, not having any of that.
Sorry.
Yeah, like we just wasted like a cumulative minute
of our lives together, so that's great.
You know, just mark that off on the clock.
Why are we doing that?
But you're not gonna cut them off.
You know, it's like this weird thing
where it's like 80% of people, not 80.
I would say like 60% of people
don't wanna hear the specials,
but it's like, we're still just listening to them
because it's like, oh no, no, no.
No, I don't wanna.
BBQ sauce might be a little too sweet for my personal taste, but it's not.
And though sometimes you'll even have an instance where they'll be like,
do you want to hear the specials? And you always go, sure.
Bad. So far, it seems like the items Gordon played a part in quite tasty.
But what about a dish he didn't influence?
According to the menu, this is Lido's famous spicy vodka pasta.
And the reason why I say famous is because that's literally what they put on the menu.
Personally, I've never seen a gopiral, but as long as it's good,
I don't care if it's famous or not.
Here goes nothing.
Cheers.
Y'all, I'm also going to have to take that any item on a menu
that has a worker's name as a part of the menu item itself
is always good.
Like if it's like Giuliani's cake, something blank,
like, oh my god, it's always good.
Rob's chicken sandwich.
Rob's ribs. Rob's ribs.
Actually, it's good. Always.
Me seeks. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 10 gifted spaghetti and crap jam.
Dev, I love potato and blue for the sub.
Matt and Julian for the sub.
Cutty for the sub. Wipe, thank you for the three.
When I was younger, I made X5 season names.
Gunner, Murph, instead of Gunner.
And I got cooked by my friends.
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Have you seen one of the guys at Fartmax's on TikTok?
No.
Full wipe and PDA for the sub.
Rob and Eric, Rocky, Noob, Assix, Mr. Dill and Shock for the sub.
Hold on a second. I'd like to take one more bite.
All right, everyone, I've confirmed my feelings about this pasta.
Initially, I thought this would be too good to be true,
but you know, spicy vodka pasta is gas.
This is really good.
The sauce is a fantastic consistency.
It's not too thick, not too watery.
It just nicely coats the noodles.
Flavor-wise, everything's great.
It's exactly what you'd expect out of a spicy vodka pasta.
It's got a nice little kick to it.
Despite the fact that I am holding them to higher standards than the other kitchen and their restaurants,
it's safe to say they are matching and maybe even exceeding them.
I am thoroughly impressed.
Bro, I had a fucking...
What did I have? I had a...
Oh my god, what is that pasta dish called with shrimp?
Not shrimp Alfredo.
Shrimp scampi. I had a shrimp scampi.
Me and my friends went to an Italian restaurant.
That one my one friend that booked the reservation was like raving about he was like this place is awesome man. Trust me
Trust me
You're gonna love it. I went okay
I get the the fucking shrimp scampi
When I tell you it comes out and I could have gone like this and put my hand over the shrimp and just poured out
Like I don't know maybe two full cups of water and oil
It was the worst shrimp scampi dish I've ever had and I know that I wasn't just complaining because all my friends were like
How is it? I was like, it's alright and they're like
Yeah, like you're getting that like look where it's like thank fuck. I didn't order that
That's what looks terrible. Oh my god. How do you fuck that up? How do you fuck up shrimp scampi?
That's like one of the easiest dishes
Hopefully that transition looks cool
I'm filming with my back camera right now, so I can't actually see myself.
I don't know if things are lined up properly.
As everyone can probably tell, I'm really full.
I think the water and bread in the beginning kind of caught up with me.
Now before I ordered something else, I'm so serious.
I think I could order something and they could give me vomit on a plate
and I wouldn't send it back.
If it's what I ordered, I'm not sending it back.
I will send stuff back if it's like, I didn't order this.
If I yo if I order like a chicken sandwich and it comes in like a pool of fucking water and pee
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna sit there, and I'm gonna go
And I'm gonna eat it, you know, I'm gonna eat my test burger, you know
I'm never gonna go back to that restaurant
Pack up and go leave my final word. Yeah, it is what it is cuz I'm not yo in my mind
I can't be that guy that just goes I don't like this like yo you ordered it, you know
There is one more thing here that I have to check out during the reunion if it's under cooked. Okay. Well, that's different
Yeah, if I ordered okay. Yeah, if I ordered like chicken and it was raw
I feel like this is this is fuck. This is fucked right, but if I just don't like it
Like that's different so to Lisa actually invited. I really should have just been like hey
and poured it into a cup and been like this is gross. Who made this?
Did they pour the boiling pot of water into the dish? Because that's what it feels like.
The kitchen to prove how clean it is. So after asking my waiter, who then had to ask a manager,
I somehow was able to get the same opportunity.
That's obnoxious? Yeah, that's why I didn't do that, burger boy.
So I got up and made my way towards the kitchen, curious to see if they really do keep it spotless.
Because if they don't, it doesn't matter how good the food is.
Ladies and gents, it's looking clean.
Alright everyone, so I'm officially done with my meal and I can honestly say I definitely understand why we doze.
My girlfriend acts like a Karen for me because I can't. I'll do that with Brooke sometimes.
I'll be like, can you say it back?
It's considered a kitchen.
I can't.
Nightmare's biggest success story.
The kitchen was clean, the service was fantastic,
the food was spot on, and throughout my meal,
the place did start filling up, which was nice to see.
Based on those factors, it's definitely clear
that Gordon's changes stuck around.
However, despite me having a good time
at most of these surviving spots,
it's still a fact that over 70% of restaurants
featured on the show shut down.
So the real question is,
I mean, the argument is, I mean, it's really an entertainment show.
Like Gordon Ramsay's there to help them, but like most of these restaurants are just like, fuck.
Yeah.
Does Gordon Ramsay actually save restaurants?
In my opinion, I think he genuinely tries, but at the end of the day, it really comes down to what those restaurants do with that opportunity.
I'm just not the ones I visited have made the most of it.
That was a good video.
W. Dylan. W. Dylan.
Alright.
Next vid, chat. Teezy and Jack for the sub. Meeseeks, thank you for the 10 gifts again. Blind and
Rine, thank you for the sub. Rhino for the sub. Next video, chat. The rise of pseudo-intellectualism.
I don't know if this is going to be more philosophy related or what. It's going to be more
serious video for sure. The rise of pseudo-intellectualism.
On October 22, 1971, at the Eindhoven University of Technology, two of the most influential
thinkers of the 20th century sat across each other to engage in civil debates in front of
a live audience.
Many topics were discussed, but the main argument centered around one question.
Is our sense of justice innate or learned?
The listeners watched intently as Noah Chomsky and Michel Foucault defended their ideas,
Chomsky insisting that humanity's innate nature is to create and be free and that society should
be decentralized around this truth, while Foucault rejected the notion, arguing instead that justice
is not born from nature but from history and power structures. The two ended up finding some
common middle ground in several moments of the debates, such as their critique of big
institutions, but still firmly held their opinions without personally attacking one another.
It was a really I feel like justice the idea of justice is like human made throughout history. Yeah, like
I mean if you reference eye for an eye too for their tooth for a tooth
That's like a justice perspective that's I guess built into like the natural functioning human mind
but
I think a lot of what justice is society wise
Changes depending on where you are which means it has to be something human made
because it's different depending on the culture that you're in, right?
What justice means is obviously the same amongst all, but how you actually, you
know, pursue justice is different.
Here moment where philosophical ideas were wrestled with publicly in real time,
but this type of experience wasn't as rare as you might think. Though the
debate wasn't broadcast to the...
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I have three in George for the subject of the sub.
general public, it wasn't uncommon for intellectuals to gather and exchange notions in order to
try and progress society.
Like the James Baldwin vs William Buckley racial debate in 1965, or Susan Sontag's essays
and lectures on photography and nuclear war in the 1980s.
Sorry, we're gonna rewind. I just blocked some loser. That just said 2,000 people left.
Bro just went, okay. Did my twitch crash?
Did like, come on.
Conversation like the James Baldwin versus William Buckley racial debate in 1965
or Susan Sontag's essays and lectures on photography and nuclear war in the 1980s.
Are conversations like this still happening and if so where? And is the public intellectual
as we know it's slowly dying in the digital age or just evolving into something else entirely.
I feel like intellectual debates have actually just like hard pivoted to like podcasts rather than
like news platforms. It's become less mainstream. Like there are still intellectuals that talk about
things and debate them, but it's no longer a main stage thing because the average person just
doesn't care
Like the chatter that I just fucking banned. He's saying oh boring. I don't want to watch this right like most people don't give a shit
Politics in general has straight like slayed away from like actual intellectual arguments sort of like actual just like cheap shot
fucking insults and
Just like very surface level ideas
rather than like actual
explanations of what your plan is, strategy, and why you think this is the way that a country should be run or justice works or morality works or anything for that matter.
Like people just don't care. So it's like move to a way where in podcasts or just like the social media sense, you're able to absorb the intellectual arguments that you want to hear and just ignore the ones that you don't.
Whereas it used to be a lot more broadcasted to a point where it's like, oh, this is just what people are going to see.
Let's try to answer those questions in this video.
I want to begin by saying that a big influence for this video was a sub-stack essay titled
The Death of the Public Intellectual.
I think the author makes some great points that I would have reiterated even if I hadn't
read the piece, but there's also some things I don't necessarily agree with.
So think of this video as a continuation and critique of that essay.
Now when I say public intellectual, I'm talking about the types of people who write,
think and speak with intellectual depth in order to shape culture and plant fresh ideas
into society. And in order to answer whether, who is that today?
Bro, that's what's correct. I think like it is, it's pivoted like it used to be more
known scientists and like politicians, maybe even like famous figures, but it's pivoted
towards like influencers, podcast hosts, not me. I'm not a public intellectual. I would
say, because I don't have, I don't have the sway, you know? Yeah, I was gonna say like
Erica Kirk or Charlie Kirk would be like somebody that's like a modern day pseudo
intellectual, where it's like, because I don't apply to this, like I'm not trying to shape
culture and plant fresh ideas, like I share my opinion, I think I do sway certain people's opinions,
but that's not like my main, me as an individual is here to entertain rather than to inform,
right? Like I think information is the second, the second thing in my content scheme. Some
people it's just entertainment, some people it's just information and changing opinions. I
I think I'm a mixture, but I'm like entertainment first.
Side.
And in order to answer whether conversations like this are still
happening, we first must examine the main mediums through which these
discussions used to take place.
It probably won't surprise you that there were two main forms of
becoming what people would consider a public intellectual in the
60s, 70s and 80s.
Written work or television and both of these mediums required
at least one of two things.
High status or high achievement.
If you're written or verbal work wasn't already popularized,
The chances of you being granted access to a stage
that broadcasted to potentially millions of people was...
I think the high achievements disappeared.
I mean, we're not gonna get into the shit
where a bunch of scientists are just disappearing and dying.
But chat, we're in sub only, bro.
Please don't spam sex, Adam.
Anyways, what are we doing?
Like, it's just, we're trying, this is like a more serious video, you know?
Anyways, anyways, as I was saying, he says,
the way that you become a public intellectual in the 50s, 60s, and 70s
is by either achievement or status.
I feel like now it's only status.
Being rich, being famous, being somebody that has a bunch of accolades,
no longer fucking matters on the main, on the main stage.
It matters in the sense of like achieving a job, you know getting hired by NASA or something
But if you actually want to like show face in front of a crowd and like
Share your ideas as a person
What fucking degree you have or what you've achieved in your life does not matter if people either know who you are or you have
Oodles of money is very slim the barriers to entry in order to be considered a public intellectual
were quite high, and as a result there weren't that many people we could consider to be extremely
influential to our culture, at least intellectually. And though many who passed that barrier held some
very controversial opinions, ones that you might even argue set us back instead of moved us forward,
they were influential and educated nonetheless. Another barrier that simply couldn't be
surmounted if you wanted to dramatically alter public thought was the huge investment of time
to craft and refine your ideas.
It's a point I touched upon briefly in my last video
on literacy, but there were no shortcuts
to developing a new line of thinking.
You had to consume either lectures or books,
which at the very least took days to fully digest,
then translate those ideas into your own words
and explain in detail what they got right or wrong
in why your ideas might be stronger.
Do you think people had a higher interest back then
in hearing what intellectuals had to say because of that?
Like, do you think that, because of the,
how much harder it was to achieve or not achieve,
how much harder it was to obtain knowledge
and gain info on a specific topic?
When you had somebody talking about something
that you had no knowledge or experience on,
you were a lot more like, whoa, I'm interested in this.
Then nowadays where you kind of just get like,
micro consumptions, like you're getting like,
many snack size bites of just any info on any topic you want by
like Googling, chat you PTA ing it or fucking just like on your
for you page in a fucking 30 second edited video. Like, is
Neil deGrasse Tyson one? I would say Neil deGrasse Tyson is a
modern day intellectual. Yes, the work of existentialist
philosopher, but he was one in the 90s. So it's like, he's
not new. Like there's no real new intellectuals. They're all pseudo
intellectuals now. Like Neil deGrasse Tyson is like 70 years old. Like
he's been one.
John Paul Sartre, for example, many consider his book being in
nothingness to be a must read when first learning existentialism
being in nothingness is a dense 800 page behemoth that took
Sartre two years of concentrated work to finish that
challenges our notions of God and destiny, arguing that it is
up to the individual to create their own meaning.
He certainly got lucky in the sense that it was the best time to write about it, given
that the Nazis were occupying France and people were losing hope in the idea of a god, but
he also wrote plays like No Exit, novels like Nausea, and essays alongside his philosophy,
making him one of the most influential thinkers in Paris.
This established a sense of authority behind Sartre, and therefore he could frequently
be seen hanging with other intellectual elites like Albert Camus and Simone Boubar.
All of this is to say, you had to earn your right to make a cultural impact through potentially
years of arduous academic work.
That was the price tag to becoming a cultural vanguard.
Now let's contrast that with today.
Yeah, now you can be actually a bum.
That just spews your opinions on a fucking iPhone, an iPhone SE.
Some shit from like eight years ago you're just like, so what's up with these fucking
idiots?
Hey, the influence of many public...
I mean, I'm I could arguably be one of them. I'm like, I'm not even I'm not even gonna sit here and like rule myself out
Like I could be a stupid pseudo intellectual like I am so like I share my opinion
I do change people's opinions in some ways where I don't have expertise in
Like I'm going to genuinely admit that like I am arguably grouped into that pseudo intellectual category
Intellectuals has shifted from one of depth to breadth. There's absolutely not shortage of
Sorry. Hold up. Hold up. I'm going to go mute.
Hello? We're back. Ask even before. You're doing your own research.
It's rare nowadays. People pick a side without thinking for themselves,
which results rare to define dressing in your ideas or worldviews.
Important D for the sub toggle. Think of the three. Don't read out loud.
No, I'm sorry.
Ichigai, Nitro, Jackson, the two-man for the sub,
President Jensen, Davey for the sub, Hudson, Toggle, and Swag,
they give it a sub.
Great thinkers out there, but how those thinkers are
required to present their ideas has
experienced a pretty dramatic change.
Maybe even trying to tackle your own problems, like
Chad, I know you can hear me now.
The type of career path you want to go down through
dramatic change.
Maybe you've been trying to tackle your own problems like the type of career-
No we can't!
Are you illiterating?
Are you illiterating jackass?
Lock in!
Your path you've experienced a pretty dramatic out there, but how those thinkers are required
to present their ideas has experienced a pretty dramatic change.
Maybe you've been trying to tackle your own problems like the type of career path
you want to go down through journaling or some other slow form of thinking, but
you need some extra guidance.
If you're struggling to find a course of action that helps you crea-
...
Now, here's what the author of that sub-stack essay goes on to say.
They argue that the people who do shape culture in the present day are not intellectuals,
but instead influencers, using Susan-
Oh, God, I'm a fucking stupid pseudo-intellectual fuck.
Oh, my God.
Sontag and Haley Bieber as an example.
Writer Susan Sontag was considered a public intellectualist with mass appeal that people look to to get their ideas challenged in the 70s and 80s.
And now, the people that would be looking for her are instead just letting someone...
Okay, well, bro, if you're getting all of your ideas from a get ready with me, I mean, that's...
Unlike Hailey Bieber influenced them purely through aesthetics.
As the author puts it, we no longer look to those who challenge us intellectually, we look to those who offer us a perfectly packaged lifestyle.
I'm not sure I'd really agree with this. I'd argue that by the time Susan Sontag was popular,
like the 70s or 80s, the average populace was not seeking someone to challenge them intellectually.
I don't think a person like Susan Sontag was the biggest influence on culture. Instead,
I think it was, like today, celebrities, or what they're referred to now most likely as
influencers. But instead of them being- Well, here's the problem. I think people agree
with pseudo-intellectuals or intellectuals blindly.
The benefit of having an actual intellectual
is that somebody blindly agreeing with like Sartre
or somebody that like is, you know,
very well-versed in a specific topic,
it's not as bad because you're blindly agreeing
with a guy that's actually done work
and effort into proving why his reasoning's right.
And you just agree with him
because you like his side, you know.
If you believe in God and there's a philosopher
that is proving God's existence, you're just gonna go,
yeah, I think that their reasoning's perfect.
You're not actually gonna pick it apart, right?
But there's reasoning there because they've done work.
Now, it's like you agree with somebody
that says something on the internet
just because you like their idea,
when their idea has actually no backing.
It's like in both instances,
somebody is agreeing to just a take that someone has,
but one take is actually backed by like evidence
and you're just not looking into it.
And the other is just like a very surface level.
I just think this, but I'm not gonna explain why.
And it's like, so we're going down like a path of turmoil
but in both instances, people have always just like agreed
with the mass decision that they've always been appealed
Right? Like flat earthers? Not really. Not really. It's more so like, I mean, yeah, that's an example, but I'm more so just talking about like a belief that you've always grown up with.
You presented through social media back then. It was more so through TV, magazine.
Like a general take you've had on morality that like you've maybe been taught by your parents. An intellectual might say you agree with.
You don't really understand the reasoning, but that doesn't matter because they're an
intellectual that has done research and they're making a foundational argument versus somebody
just saying something on the internet that still coincides with your opinion, but their
reasoning is either lackluster or non-existent.
The people most susceptible to seeking out influence from traditional public intellectuals
like Sontag are still making an effort to find those people.
I truly believe that.
The only difference now is, like I said before, that these types of intellectuals are forced
to create for a much wider general audience, making their ideas heard more, but not necessarily
felt more.
I'll explain this further in a moment.
And as for the general populace who would have never sought out advice from public
intellectuals like Sontag, their ability to comprehend something of the past with
that kind of de-
Adults with low literacy in 2017 was 19% up 9% in six years.
Depth might be diminishing as we now see with the decline in literacy rates.
The digital landscape we now live in incentivizes a distinct type of public
philosophy ideas that cause me anxiety nihilism.
I
Will say bro, there's a lot of people
There's a lot of people on social media that go dude. Joe Bartz philosophy so fucking stupid. He just has the best surface level takes
He's not saying anything super deep, and I'm like number one you realize I'm appealing to an audience
So I'm literally doing what this guy's talking about
I'm not gonna go in some in-depth fucking argument on something that I only believe that I've created myself
like I'm actually fucking Play-Doh in the flesh, and I'm paving my own path.
I'm writing a 500 page book about why I think morality doesn't exist or some shit.
You know, I'm not doing that, right?
But on the same- in the same page, yeah, I have like surface level takes
just because that happens to be what I think, you know?
I'm not saying I agree with nihilism, but I'm saying like
there are a lot of TikToks that are like AI philosophy.
intellectual. One that, in order to thrive, must grab the attention of as many eyeballs as possible.
And there's no better way to do that in social media algorithms designed to exploit human psychology
than to provoke. Perhaps one of the best examples of this shift in behavior of public intellectuals
is Jordan Peterson. Peterson's lectures when he was a professor in college, which you can easily
find on YouTube, represents someone with a deep understanding of psychology and philosophy.
He would present ideas from intellectuals of the past in a way that was extremely
relevant to our time, which made those videos resonate with a lot of young people, especially
young men.
But Peterson's real rise to fame was when he stepped outside of the bounds of his practice
and debated college students on transgenderism.
Peterson was then incentivized to continue going down this sort of path.
And when you compare his earlier lectures to how he presents himself today, the content
usually leans more towards emotional rather than logical.
I just feel like you kind of retreat into this semantic fog.
I'm not retreating at all.
advancing sir you are retreating how do you define the God that you're rejecting
how do you define worship to define God define God define it define it define
define that I define something define worship up yours woke moralists we'll
see who cancels who I can't even fully blame Peterson nor do I think that
everything he talks about in the present is pure nonsense but now he
might be realizing that having your ideas be heard is less about the
depth and impact of your words and more about the intensity behind them.
Social media algorithms reward extremist emotional behavior, causing a positive reinforcement
loop between the creator and the platform.
The creator finds that, to a certain point, the more clickbait and fiery words they
use, the more people they will reach, which arguably has become the primary motivator
for many current public intellectuals.
I think Twitter is like the end result of every social media platform
Where like half of everything on Twitter is rage bait fake news or just like absurdist
Extremist tapes
It's like that's the road that every social platforms going down
because Twitter's been around for so long and they've noticed that like I
I get rewarded for saying shit that gets views regardless of whether or not my take is right or I'm harming anyone
It doesn't matter right in their mind. It's like, oh, this is just getting views. This is great
And so you could just constantly churn that like you need more you need more limiters to prevent this type of stuff
Mara thinking of the 10 gifted subs Bob and Alex for the sub Benton and did think of the sub Sam Connor
Soul Corey and Rocky thinking of the three sample the sub actually for the three I
I think I read that.
All right, walk in.
Walt, what we're now seeing is intellectualism being stripped down into a series of self-affirming
echo chambers that rarely invite nuance into the discussion.
The people now placed on an intellectual pedestal are the ones taking advantage of
the nature of short-form platforms.
That nature being quick, easily digestible bites of information that lacks the full
context of a broader conversation.
In the same way that junk food feeds you-
Well I think the goal, like some people I think that post these short form tech talks, their end goal is to have you interested in these ideas and to pursue them, you know?
Like I think they want you to like the idea of what maybe, you know, skelosism is and then to like research it and then read about it, you know?
The problem is that a lot of people don't do that, you know
You have a smaller percentage about reading these, you know fucking short-form tech talks about different types of
philosophical
Ideologies and they're going oh wow, that's awesome now
I'm gonna read Marcus Aurelius as meditations and I'm gonna get into what stoicism is and I'm gonna go down this route
And I'm gonna start there and then I'm gonna you know paid my way to Schopenhauer and all these other two are not
tech talkers, philosophers, and then other people that just literally just read that tech
talk or watch that tech talk like it and then move on.
Without nurturing you, these clips give you the feeling that you're engaging with
intellectually stimulating thoughts. But most of the time, who's deciding the
worldview from a tech talk? Many people.
I don't think you realize the vast amount of people that take everything at surface level
don't look into anything at all and just go with it.
Whether it be an intellectual video,
news-based things, allegations, fucking death recordings,
like it could be anything.
People will literally assume that whatever they see
is right off of the first thing that they see.
I mean, that's just true of like,
they might not even watch podcasts, right?
But it could just be a little snippet of a podcast
of somebody being like, oh, we need to stop this group of people.
They're doing this.
And they go, yeah, 100%.
You're right.
Like, if you say something confidently,
your fact could be dead wrong, and people won't look into it.
They'll just be like, oh, yeah, no, that's true.
And I'm not saying I've never done that.
Like, everyone has done that.
It's just there's some people that literally never look into shit.
They are just feeding your confirmation.
They blindly believe, not in like a faith sense, right?
I'm not saying it's like, oh, like, you know,
I'm not relating it back to like religion in any way.
I'm saying it's like blind, blind belief in like ideas
that actually have no backing if they were to research them.
Bias and hindering more think about it
for more than five minutes.
Your ability to take in multiple different perspectives.
Then they argue to support it.
Yeah, but that's part of the thing.
People don't like being proven wrong.
The best way to change somebody's opinion is through getting them to arrive at your opinion themselves.
If you tell somebody they're wrong, it doesn't matter if you're able to explain why they're wrong with 100% accuracy.
You telling them that they're wrong and proving it is embarrassing, insulting, and causes a defensive reaction that actually makes them retreat into that idea whole even more.
Now, to defend our points in an argument, whether online or in real life, we're referencing
some 30-second clip of a thinker or debater, ignoring any other context and potentially
skewing the true intention of the creator's words.
It astounds me how many more views these YouTube shorts have with clips of Charlie
Kirk debates that use disgusting AI and clickbait to drive engagement rather than
the full debates themselves.
And I know someone's going to distort my words here and act like I'm a Charlie
Kirk supporter and I loved everything he said when that's obviously not the case but really
after thinking about it it doesn't surprise me at all because this is what our cur-
Yeah you could just cut and chop that right here.
Obviously not the case but I'm a charlotte raverick supporter and I loved everything
he said and I loved everything he said supporter.
Port my words here and act like I'm a charlotte kirks supporter and chop it right there.
People will do that.
People will literally do that.
I loved every guys me at all because this is full out of context fully out of context nobody looks for context
Nobody looks for anything. What are going? Oh, wait? No, that's fact. It's system
Incentivizes exploiting human side. They do that to you, bro. They do it to every influencer. Yeah, they do it to me
They do it in my philosophy videos. They'll do it with regular rants that all have little cotton shop shit just to get views
Everyone ecology rather than using it to enrich others what this creates is a culture whose foundations of intellect are
are built upon performance rather than pursuit of truth.
And we've felt this shift reverberate
through our intellectual spaces.
Our politicians place more emphasis on presentation
rather than enabling any sort of real change.
Our education system often focuses more on optics and-
That's what, it sucks, but that's what really matters
on that fucking stage, bro.
You just need a clowning your opponent
gets you more supporters than like,
there are intellectuals that will see you
just throwing cheap shots in a political debate
and hate you for it.
But there are way less of them
than there are the people that are like,
haha, he said something funny, I like him.
That's on the quality of the education itself.
Because if you actually get up on stage
and you start presenting a plan
on how you're gonna solve poverty,
and you're like using in-depth analysis
and like actual five year plans, 10 year plans,
and you're kind of like explaining it,
you're actually getting tuned out.
Like you're just flat out getting tuned out.
which devalues degrees.
And with such a large quantity of influences,
thanks to social media and the internet,
people have become increasingly confused.
You walk the stage of graduation, yeah.
Hold up.
Joseph Bartoluzzi.
Yo, I ran in and out of that motherfucker.
I was gone out of that shit.
Hold up.
Joseph Bartolozzi.
Yo, I actually don't think I stopped.
Joseph Bartolozzi.
Sugar Zanon.
Yo, everybody's like, yo, he wanted to get the fuck out of there.
Yo, yo, entrepreneur, you're right.
But number two, they also were like, yo, don't stop.
Because we had like thousands of people.
They were like, don't stop, just keep walking.
It's about who is most trustworthy, who is actually
worth listening to, and whose credentials are most valid.
So to answer our questions from the beginning.
We're asked to go to the toilet in depth 100%.
That's exactly what I did.
They took a picture of my degree, and I left.
So to answer our questions from the beginning,
yes, conversations like lectures and debates
from the 60s or 70s are still happening,
but they're happening through a medium which
incentivizes rage and division over deep thought.
And as a result, many current public intellectuals
who probably would have developed
into what we would have considered
a traditional public intellectual
evolved to comply with this change.
Does that mean traditional public intellectuals
are completely dead?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think that's the case at all.
But their voices might be harder to hear
over the convoluted babble of the internet
where so much of our attention is now placed.
With that being said, what can we do?
Or you have guys that have like platforms like fucking Alex Jones getting sued because he said the sandy hook shooting was like fake or some shit
Like these guys like there's people that like literally just have millions of viewers that just go. Oh, yeah
No, I think he's spitting facts. I'm like, no, he's actually just like ruining these families lives
What can you do as an individual? I always like proposing solutions
Even though I am ironically guilty of many of the things I just criticized in this
You're gonna get a club saying that yeah
video that doesn't go past yeah i think the root of the problem is not so literally much in the
messages currently being played and that shit makes me want to not stream if i'm being real
like clippers help people grow but clippers are also like the worst part of every influencers
life because they take everything you say and just chop and edit it to to make you either
look as bad as possible or as good as possible. So it could sway one way or the other but it's like
a lot of the time it's bad. To us but rather the medium of those messages that being social media
in the video will always be a minute long chat because of what it is they'll cut around they'll
replay it they'll loop it if they want money incentivizes in order to break this trend the
average populace would need to be incentivized to go elsewhere other than social media but it
It is so addictive and rewarding.
I clipped you there aren't clifters that are bad like there are some clifters that are like funny like there's one video
Wait
I gotta I gotta fucking send it to myself
There's one video that I think's actually fucking hilarious
Sorry.
And the memento, also we're only going to get through two reacts today, probably.
I don't know if we're going to open CS cases.
We might actually just watch this video after this, I don't know.
We'll see, we'll see.
I'll pull after this. Hold up.
I...
Here it is.
I...
Like, this is a funny clip.
Because it's like edited and it's also just like...
not annoying.
Wait, why am I crushing this?
Am I controlling that c-
Oh, it's...
Oh, I know.
Wait, why am I crushing this?
Am I controlling that game?
Dude, I actually thought I was playing that game
For like a solid 15 seconds. I was like wait, I'm actually doing so good
That I don't see that happening anytime soon unless there's an even greater reward for
Not being on it which there currently isn't but that doesn't mean you have to be this way
And that doesn't mean that there isn't any sort of positive change happening on social media right now
I've started to see public debate in long formats being revitalized on certain podcasts, which is a great sign and of course dude
I fucking love Alex O'Connor. I think what he's doing is great for society
I think he's giving the platforms to
People to share their opinion even if they're wrong
It's like he's going about it the way that they did in the fucking like 70s man like hey
let's actually have a debate. Like they have notes in front of them. They have time allotted
for each of them to speak. They don't interrupt each other. They're not screaming like podcasts,
which is a great sign. And of course, there's an abundance of knowledge you can access for free,
thanks to the internet. We have never had so many great sources of wisdom we can tap into
in almost no time at all. And all of the classic works published by traditional public
intellectuals can likely be found online for free with a little bit of digging.
It just requires an enormous amount of willpower to resist the internet slop that beckons at
you every time you open your phone or computer.
Oh my god, it's built to just fucking fire your neurons and make you addicted to it.
The inevitable consequence of the democratization of information and knowledge is that there
is now a slew of junk knowledge and vapid information.
So what I think will happen for the foreseeable future is exactly the type of inequality being
exhibited with the increasing wealth gap and literacy gap in America.
Income gains at the top dwarf those of low and middle income households percent change
in income after chancellors in taxes since 1979.
Top 1 percent are up 326 percent.
The people that do put in the extra effort to seeking comprehend difficult culturally
impactful texts will become smarter than ever, while the people who don't search for intellectually
challenging information and never would have even in a different era will, for lack of
a better word, get dumber than ever.
Yeah, and I think the income gap is going to increase, and also the intellectual gap.
Like what's that one movie that came out?
It's a comedy film about the future movie, about the future with idiots.
Idiocracy, like we're actually entering a level like,
I think idiocracy will be the future in 100 years,
if nothing changes.
Like there's going, you see it in schools now,
it's you just talk about how like the top 10% of students
are so much smarter than the bottom 10% of students,
like more than ever.
Like obviously there's still middle,
middle of the road, you know, performers
and there always will be,
but the people at the bottom are like actually digging a trench.
Like they're getting so stupid that like what are,
how are they gonna function in a society?
Choose to climb towards the former
and influence others to do the same in any way.
I have a 4.63 but I feel stupid.
It's not, I'm not even saying GPA.
I'm not saying like, oh GPA relates
to how you're gonna perform in society.
I'm saying just like people that refuse to learn,
benefit themselves in any way,
try at anything, right, are going to put themselves in a situation where like you're never going to
actually benefit because you don't ever actually want to put effort into anything. I'm not going to
use this and say that this is bad as a whole. I think Osempic provides a great, this is just
as an example, I'm saying on a physical sense, Osempic is a great solution to help people
that need it. But, but people that want to take the, like people want to take the shortcut to
information and a shortcut to everything so fast. They don't actually want to work out to get in shape.
They don't actually want to read to actually get smarter. They just want to condense everything
in the quickest possible way that they can. And AI is making that even worse, right? The people
that overutilize AI to an effect that it's like, wow, you actually know nothing. You're just
Just like a shell of a human that just whenever they don't understand anything, just fucking
resorts to a quick, easy fucking fix resource that's just gonna tell them what to do.
They don't think for themselves, they don't ever try on anything.
They're bombs, lazy, and stupid.
You can by sharing long form contents pod-
At GROC is this true.
Oh.
Past debates or culturally impactful books and bring up these look it up
Ideas in discussion amongst friends and if you don't have any friends willing to talk about this kind of stuff
You got to put in the effort to find those friends whether in online spaces or in real life
I promise you they exist and there are some people like that in my free discord community
I don't know that might be a good first place to start and I'm gonna link it in the description anyway
The medium is the message, and by deliberately choosing these types of mediums, you make
a pledge to pursue deeper comprehension.
Like I said in my last video, the problem now isn't accessing information, but rather
having the critical thinking skills needed to discern truth when faced with an abundance
of it.
We don't have to let these gaps of wealth and intellectual equality continue to widen,
and you certainly don't have to be part of the people on the tail end of it.
against convenience and speed. Look for the nuance and add positive friction back into your life.
Wow. I loved that video. Cole Hastings, new YouTuber, not new YouTuber, new goat,
confidence being mistaken for confidence. Yes. Yes. Cool. Think of the three. I understand
what you're saying. People not putting in effort, but what if you have a horrible
depression, anxiety, extremely insecure, like me trying to find a job where people can't see me,
like something over the phone is the best I could do at the moment. That's different. You're
still trying. You have limiters, right? Number one, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that.
You have limiters that you deal with, but you're actively trying to work around them, right?
There are people that are actually just lazy, right? And you're like, you're not describing
yourself as that it doesn't seem like you're like that right I'm not saying oh like somebody that just
is unemployed no being unemployed there's nothing wrong with being unemployed not having a job you
know like I'm more so saying people that like they have problems and instead of solving them or even
trying to solve them they just go I just want somebody to fix this for me you know like oh
joke I think of the three you brought me a joint through the loss of my sister and uncle
Rip in the chat, I'm sorry for your loss.
Yo, don't have a sub, talk out of the sub,
or re-eternal with a sub, polish for the three.
I'm a Polish YouTuber, reached 19, uh,
nil USD for Cancer Charity on his live.
Oh, A Polish YouTuber, that's awesome.
Duckling and I'm out for the sub, 19 million?
Am I reading that right?
Elbin, H, and dang for the sub.
Sexy, uh, Fah, Jax, Jumber,
out of the sub, doofus for the three.
We all varying degrees of intellect that we pretend to have.
Yeah, everybody would be a pseudo-intellectual in that sense, yeah.
Mayor Felix and Alex are the sub-George of the Thread.
Some people who are anti-woker or conservative are exaggerating it for views.
Yeah, not everybody.
I think there's people that believe that, but I think that there are, yeah, a lot of people that are in the far right
that actually aren't as hateful as they are on social media.
But it gets them money mods. Can we? Mods.
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Was there an advanced civilization before us? Shats, lock in.
And civilization before us? Millions believe one existed during the last Ice Age, and that a cataclysm erased every trace.
But I spent weeks going through the actual peer-reviewed evidence to find out the truth. Let's find out-
Oh no, there was not an advanced civilization before us. Wouldn't we find our fossils and shit?
Like when you actually go back there were civilizations in the BC time that had like advanced tools,
but they were still stuck in the Stone Age, you know?
Like using obsidian blades or sharpened stones, sticks, maybe they had bow and arrows, but
like, I mean they weren't, you know, fucking crafting armor out of metal in like 5000
BC.
But how long it takes to erase a civilization?
For decades?
Were they?
The academic consensus was straightforward.
Human culture slowly evolved in complexity,
inventing agriculture and civilization
only around 5,000 years ago.
But then something strange emerged from it.
I always think about the first motherfucker
that had to get Bear back on a horse.
You ever think about that shit?
Like, we tamed horses like in,
I don't know if it was like in Asia.
I'm pretty sure horses originated from Asia,
but like, you're in like Mongolia
and you were just like, you snuck up to a horse
and then just got on top of it.
It was probably like taming it first,
you know, where you like kind of feed it food
and then it becomes more friendly with you
and then you try to ride it, but it's like.
Archaeological.
That had to be hard.
That had to be so hard.
Record, agriculture didn't develop in one place
and spread from there.
It was independently invented in six separate regions
all after the Ice Age ended.
That's a remarkable coincidence.
Hother Gran Hancock has an explanation.
12,000 years ago, there was an advanced civilization that was wiped out by the catastrophic end of the last Ice Age.
The city of Atlantis? What the fuck are we talking about? There was an advanced civilization?
Survivors scattered across the world and seeded new cultures, which is why civilizations seem to appear everywhere at once.
And honestly, the idea isn't crazy on its face. We know-
No, it's fucking insane.
If there was an advanced civilization that close together,
and then after an Ice Age, they all split off,
why are they all the same, like, ethnicity?
What did that not be...
Like, what did that not make any sense?
Like, I'm maybe I'm not just understanding this,
but if they had, like, an advanced central civilization,
and then the Ice Age caused everybody to split off
and start re-branching societies elsewhere,
Like, they wouldn't become different ethnic people in that time frame after the Ice Age till now.
Like, they would have had to all be like, okay, well, all the Mayans come with me, we're gonna go, we're gonna go down there.
But the end of the last Ice Age was brutal. Temperatures swung.
Mutations? Bro, what did a fucking nuclear bomb go off when you mutations?
Violently during the younger Trius.
That's like thousands of years.
I'm pretty sure the last ice age was not too...
The last ice age was 20,000 years ago.
That is not enough time.
Did he say one 200,000 years ago?
The last ice age was 20,000 years ago.
That is not enough time for them to change ethnic background.
And when it ended, sea levels rose by hundreds of feet,
swallowing coalsigns whole.
So when skeptics ask, where's the evidence?
Hancock and his supporters have an answer ready.
The Earth ate it.
The rising sea levels covered up coastal settlements
while comet impacts caused global destruction.
Village-
How are we finding fucking dinosaur bones,
but the Earth covered every other piece of evidence
that this existed?
Where abandoned, well advanced technology
slowly corroded into dust.
Randall Carlson, another prominent proponent said
that if a cataclysm happened to our society,
after 10,000 years, only Mount Rushmore
and the pyramids would be left.
Well, it's really how advanced are these civilizations?
Wouldn't there be record of like chemical activity or radiation or something?
I mean like radiation would disappear, but I'm saying like, wouldn't there be some sort
of like chemical or biological aftermath that would still be readable even if there
There wasn't physical, you know, artifacts from a time of an advanced civilization.
There would be some sort of means, I almost just turned shield mode on, I bet.
There'd be some way of telling.
And if that's true for us, there would be nothing left of a civilization that thrived
all the way back during the Ice Age.
But would everything in our society really turn to dust in only 10,000 years?
Luckily for us, a random 1980 study from the US Department of Energy answered just
that.
He set out to find the best materials to make nuclear waste containers that would last 4,000s
of years.
And the results are catastrophic for Carlson's argument.
First, let's look at steel, a material that corrodes quickly.
Steel corrodes at a maximum of 4.8 inches every 10,000 years, meaning that a steel axe
would almost certainly turn to dust in way less than 10,000 years.
Dude, turn to dust?
I knew it corroded and rusted.
I didn't know it would go away that quick.
Wait, so something like the Statue of Liberty, do they have to constantly repair
that because at some point is it going to become so structurally unsound that it's like unusable.
But larger all the time. It's copper. It's still a metal that corrodes.
Decks such as a solid anvil or engine block might still be a route.
And remember, 4.5 inches is the maximum corrosion rate.
The minimum rate is only 0.73 inches after 10,000 years.
So an anvil or copper doesn't corrode.
yes copper corrodes it doesn't rust instead it oxidizes to perform a
protective layer don't you always wish you could see the the statue of liberty
before it turned green or an ancient block would likely serve I was thinking
about that shit bro when the French gave it to us it was fucking brown five
especially if buried everyone knows that steel corrodes quickly but what
What about copper? At a maximum, copper corrodes 0.54 inches over 10,000 years, meaning that
if this copper ax blade sat exposed for 10,000 years, this is what it would look like. But
if it was buried, it would take 29,000 years to corrode just half an inch. And this is
confirmed by the archaeological record. Copper artifacts have been found dating back to
well over 8,500 years ago, many still in great condition. If an advent-
How did they figure out how to use metal in earlier societies?
Like, obviously I understand like, I can't use the word obviously too much, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I know that obsidian flaking exists, and rock flaking, where they start, you know, hitting rocks against each other or sharp objects,
and then they basically create a blade through like enough repetition.
But with something like metal that they have to like smelt down,
how are they getting that out of the ground in a hunk that is then formable to a metal that they could use?
I'm not even talking about steel where they're like combining things.
Like, I'm not talking about Andrew Cardege shit where it's like, oh, it's really expensive to make this.
I'm saying like early iron work.
And civilization with metal technology.
I'm assuming they got like really big iron fragments out of the ground
and then they just put it in a really hot fire and then went boom boom, bootman shaped it.
And that was like before they were able to combine metals to make them stronger.
While G existed at the end of the last Ice Age, we would without a doubt find evidence.
But we don't. What about gold? How would this gold coin look in 10,000 or 100,000 years?
Well, just like this. Pure gold does not corrode whatsoever.
If this supposed civilization ever made a gold ring, coin or bar,
We would be able to find one, but the oldest gold artifacts are only about 6,000 years old.
Holy aura!
Wow! Yo, he got buried with like fucking a million dollars in gold on his body, bro.
That shit has to be so expensive.
And years old. But what if the civilization had existed way before us, like 300,000 or over a
million years ago. We actually have millions of artifacts from this time period. Archaeologists
have found stone tools dating back well over three million years ago.
There are literal fields of ancient handaxes made by other human species in Africa that are
still sharp. This very handaxe was actually collected by a friend of mine in South Africa.
In all likelihood, it is the handiwork of another human species. It's really insane when you
think about it. Stone tools last virtually forever, and so does glass. If a civilization
ever made a glass cup or a window, we could find evidence. But ceramics are a different
story.
Believe it or not, there was evidence of ceramics dating back to 30,000 years ago.
At the site of Dolnevesti Nietzsche and Czechia, archaeologists have discovered small ceramic
figurines that were superheated in furnaces.
They are associated with the Gravettian culture, a people that made stone tools, lived in temporary
huts and hunted megafa.
And if some random figurines made by stone age hunters can survive 30,000 years, so could
evidence of an advanced civilization.
But that's just not the case.
Ceramic-
Oh no, but the earth buried it.
Oh no, but no, no, but the earth buried it.
You don't understand.
There was, there was an advanced civilization.
They had flying cars.
I mean, think of the Jetsons.
And then the asteroids hit.
Technology was never used for anything useful by the Gravetians and they eventually...
Then the asteroids hit and we said, let's divide everybody by race and send them to different
islands and they'll start their own civilizations there.
Banned in the practice.
Fucking stupid ass idea.
It would take thousands of years for humans to rediscover ceramics first in China and
gradually throughout the rest of the world.
And none of this evidence suggests the existence of a civilization.
It's more is that Randall's argument completely falls apart when we look at other forms of
evidence.
It's more is that Randall's argument completely falls apart when we look at other forms of
evidence.
We have dozens of entire perfectly preserved Ice Age animals that have remained frozen
for over 30,000 years.
Wow!
That's from 32,000 years ago?
That's crazy. It's that preserved, man.
These spears right here had survived 300,000 years in a German lake bed.
What? What?
Some Homo sapien was using this shit 300,000 years ago.
That's a good stick.
That's like one of those walking sticks you find on a hike and you take it home.
Here's in a German lake bed because they ran a low oxygen environment.
The Earth-Aided argument collapses under scrutiny, and honestly it is the main reason I don't believe the ancient civilization narrative.
I have personally found copper artifacts dating back over 5,000 years from the old copper culture of North America.
Furthermore, the lead pollution from the old copper culture is detectable in lake sediment cores, and elsewhere where ice cores have proven that there is no evidence-
Wait, that's what I was saying.
That's what I was saying, like, even if you weren't able to see it itself,
you're able to tell that it was there.
Of course.
And elsewhere, where ice cores have proven that there is no evidence of metallurgy
during the last glacial period.
If there was a lost civilization, it wasn't using met...
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on a react about an advanced civilization.
metal, or creating anything on par with even Bronze Age societies.
We would find not only their gold, copper, ceramics, but also the stone for their houses.
Civilizations are inherently messy, they have trash heaps, abandoned buildings, graves,
roads, and we can't point to any of that before the Ice Age.
But what about Quebec-Betet?
At 12,000 years old, surely it is proof of a civilization in the Ice Age.
It is a legitimately-
Wow, this is a civilization of 12,000 years ago?
Massive complex full of giant stone slabs and symbolism.
The culture that made this had to organize-
I never understand those things like, what's that one stone rock area where it's like circular
and it's just abandoned?
Or like those, uh, uh, the Maui heads?
What are they called?
Large workforces and-
Stonehenge and then what am I thinking of?
They were culturally-
Easter Island, yeah.
What the fuck?
Just built those and then left.
Complex.
But does this really count as-
That's like a cool ass mystery.
Is this civilization?
A civilization is defined as a human society
with urban settlements, division of labor,
centralized government, surplus food,
and some kind of record keeping or writing system.
Based on this criteria,
archaeologists generally don't consider
Gobekli Tepe a civilization,
but rather a pre-agricultural monumental complex.
No evidence of agriculture has been found at the site,
nor has pottery or writing been found.
Evidence suggests that it was not a urban settlement but rather a gathering place made by hunter-gatherers.
But to truly understand-
A gathering place what?
Like they would diverge in and come back and like, party here or some shit?
I mean we learned about that one area where they had like a weird bar, like 10,000 years
ago and they would ferment shit.
And the site?
Celebrate there once a year.
We need to understand where it came from.
Gobegli Tepe is not the only structure of its kind.
Thousands of years before Gobegli Tepe,
the Natufian culture first-
Oh, that's this!
That's literally what this is.
But making permanence.
Oh my God, I was like, why do I know Go-
I was like, I've heard that.
So in structures in the region,
they hunted gazelle and harvested mass quantities
of wild grains which they ground into bread.
These grains were harvested in abundance
and even stored for lean times.
This allowed them to spend more time working
their structures and technology. They started making communal structures, and gradually,
larger and larger stones were quarried and carved with complex symbols. Eventually,
after 3,000 years of development, six times longer than the Roman Empire,
these skills culminated into larger structures like Karahan Tepe and Gobekli Tepe.
Gobekli Tepe didn't appear out of nowhere, and we know a ton about the people who made it.
But what about other ancient structures that may predate Gobekli Tepe by thousands of years?
Many often point to the eye of the Sahara, a 25-mile wide megastructure in the middle of nowhere.
It is known as the reshot structure, and it is often claimed to be proof of the lost city of
Atlantis. I feel like it's some weird natural formation. The concentric rings certainly make
it look like Plato's description. But again, what does the evidence say? In the 1950s,
it was initially hypothesized to have been an impass crater from a meteor. But more recent
studies in the early 2000s found that it was a deeply eroded underground magmatic intrusion.
At approximately a hundred million years old, it formed during the age of the dinosaurs.
But since then, humans have indeed frequented this structure for over a million years.
The outer ring actually has deposits of quartzite, a hard and sharp material great for making
stone tools.
Hundreds of ancient hand axes from species like humoirectus have been found.
Later our own species moved in and around the structure and moved in for fact since
of years.
Especially during the African humid period when the region was lush.
They left behind stone tools, burials, and fossils that have been radiocarbon dated
to 10,000 to 15,000 years ago on the structure.
The only evidence of permanent buildings are small and are still used to this day by nomadic
groups which live in and around the structure.
The reshot structure holds an unbroken record of human activity spanning over a million
years.
Not one moment of it looks like a civilization.
If it was once the city the size of Paris, surely there would be some compelling
evidence to discuss.
Earth-aided argument is not going to cut it.
But we still haven't answered the question, why did humans suddenly start to farm in about
six independent centers all around 10,000 years ago?
It is a legitimately interesting question.
Yeah, but it wasn't the exact same year, dude.
It was like around the same era.
Looking at the map of where these cultures appear make it seem like Graham may actually
have a point.
But the answer is simpler than you might think.
Look at this graph.
During the last glacial period, the climate was all over the place.
Oh my god, you just couldn't, the fucking climate didn't allow you to farm.
Only thing constant was cold temperatures.
Wow.
But when this period ended roughly 12,000 years ago, the earth suddenly warped.
And more importantly, the climate stabilized.
This made the environment much more predictable.
Humans could finally rely on certain plants in certain locations year after year.
This led to increased cultivation,
dedicated crop fields, and eventually the plants themselves became domesticated,
becoming easier to plant and producing more calories.
The reason that this transition occurred in six different centers is because the entire world
became warmer and more predictable. Human progress has exploded ever since. I'm not convinced that
there is evidence for a lost civilization. If you are, tell me in the comment section and I'll
look into it. As of now the evidence supports that humans were able to figure out agriculture
all around the world independently. Just like chimps didn't need anyone to teach them how
how to use stone tools over 4,300 years ago, and some have even started flint napping.
So Archim's entering your own stone age.
Oh, we already watched that video.
Buddy already know that.
Yeah, they are.
It's going to be a dangerous problem soon.
We're going to have a planet of the eighth situation on our hands.
Short answer.
No long answer now.
Wow.
WVED.
That was fun.
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Think of the subcator, Reagan, Eel, and Seventh think of the subcator, the sub god of the three.
I don't have a good or bad opinion, but if we fall from apes, what do we see that actively happening?
What do we see the stages in between apes and cavemen? No, kind of the three.
Because the species evolves as a whole over a very long, long period of time,
and the species that don't work in society, or not society, in nature die.
Like every other version of humans that existed,
Homo habilis, Neanderthals, Homo erectus, they don't exist anymore.
They got outcompeted, you know, they were survival of the fitness brain and alpha.
That's up.
You could see animals evolving in micro evolution today in your own eyes,
but you're not going to see like long term evolution now.
Yeah, I know I got a draft chat about.
Oh, wow, everybody's in the call.
Oh, no, they're not. Get the fuck out of here.
It's literally just jinxing and high-vives.
I'm going to go pee real quick.
The Draft! The Draft Joe! The Draft!
Chat me down 30 seconds.
I'm joining I'm scared about that as long as nobody trolls I'll be on your team moist
and then you'll have the ninth pick so you'll be able to pick the best player on the board
which I believe is Jimmy Joe what's up yo yo what's what's going on why are you
be strategizing.
I'm mapping out how I think the draft should go on paper.
OK.
What's going on up here, yo?
Yo, Rod, what's up?
Rod, what's up?
Joe, what's up?
What's up, what's up?
We're just assembling the captains really quick.
What are we drafting?
Why is Simi in general?
I have no godly idea.
There's Simi.
Simi, what's up?
Sorry, I didn't realize the draft clause up here.
My fault.
You're good.
Hey.
OK.
Hey.
We have eight captains who have all been power-scaled based on extensive statistical analytics, okay?
What's up team?
Who is that? Oh my god.
Deshi Deshi, you can't answer like that.
Deshi bro, we're good bro. We're actually good.
We're actually good.
Hey run, you know what? I'm actually mad disappointed. I wanted you on my team.
Bro, I'm glad you're not on my team bro.
apparently Marley you tell
discord he hasn't
Hey Jason hey
hey that's good boys
I'm gonna wait till we get Marlin then I'm gonna explain
then we'll have all the cabinets here one two three four five six seven
okay we're just missing Marlin
yo look what I found bro
How do you power skit bro why you bought more fucking pretzels I found them
So Joe, do you believe in God?
I'm not younger brother, I'm just fucking talking to him.
Bro, Jason, this is a R6 Tournament, bro.
This is like a competitive, bro.
Yo, guys, you can turn your camera on, bro.
Yeah, I'm quickly just updating the game.
One sec.
Oh, wait, is there an update?
No, Deji.
How are you updating the game, bro?
How?
It says there's an update. Don't worry. I'll go good internet. I upgraded. I'm to kick up to kick down
Hello guys
That's not Marlon that's not Marlon nobody would see you
You be soft as fucking launching no way
Yeah, that's going to be a task within itself. Okay, I freeze in the sky. Daniel explain the
explain the format guys. You guys ready? We got it. I want Marlin's camera. Can we make
sure I'm sorry guys. Is it snake draft? Yes. I can't tap out of rainbow. It doesn't
matter your second.
Wait, what do you mean by snake?
You have a hidden camera.
So, Deji, do you know what a snake trap is or not?
No, I don't even know that.
It's a snake, so it's like the tail of the...
Okay, a snake trap?
Marlon!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Hey, dude.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wow, okay, cool.
the rapper. Alright, yeah.
Marlin zooming your camera.
Marlin zooming your camera a
little. Got it. Got it. So,
you can see more. Bro, you've
got trash all over your floor.
Yo, Joe. Yo, Joe. I don't
want to hear it. Joe. I want to
hear it. Joe. Oh my god, Joe,
you're getting my my my
limited. Did you watch it?
What's up there? Right there.
Yo, can you all just focus
on the tournament? Can you
all the time? He's ready.
That's it, bro. I've got
Yeah.
Oh, Deji.
You're top three.
Hey, you're top one.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, both of y'all.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm just looking at you guys right now.
Okay.
That's not fast food.
That's slow food.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you like that one.
Go ahead.
So the tournament is a snake draft.
So that means if you get the first pick, Deji, or like Martin, for example,
has the first pick.
So Martin can get the best player in the tournament.
Wait, what?
But because it's a snake draft, Martin doesn't pick again until pick 16.
Whoa!
What? What? What? What?
That's how these tournaments should always work, technically.
You go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
The last person drafts nine, and then you go 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
And then Marlon redrafts 16, 17.
Do you believe in anything?
I get 16, 17.
Yeah.
I don't think Marlon would say that.
And Joe, Joe, you're the best explainer in here.
Thank you so much, Joe.
This is what I said.
You did you did just say Marlon you well like you were right, but you didn't explain why you just said you're gonna get first pick in 16
The reason why it's so important to do that though is because like for example, you know it stop it is so good
I'm liking there's only like three pros in and then there's like there's like five top champs
Okay, there's five champs, and then there's three pros
So if you have the luck to get a pro you should balance out by not picking again until 16
Because if you have stomping and a plat you're not gonna lose.
We have like a draft list available or yeah, I'm gonna say same. Yeah
Wait, wait, look at your phone. What's good?
Look at your phone.
Did you ask who was the best? Is that what you tested?
I
My wife Lace we said
Did you get a haircut for this tournament
Yeah, actually run that fucking hairline is fucking
The pros are squint stomping and
and bobo those are the pros okay bobo's a former bro but he won a world championship
well sorry junk i don't want to cut you off sorry question there's only three pros
there's three pros and then five people i can explain everybody so um where are the champions
He said it whatever the lowest rank is so at copper Danny.
So guys if you click player pool, me and high by the time to find everybody's rank and hours play yeah, yeah, this is this is sick.
Okay, is it in general?
Where's it at?
It's in player pool above draft call in captain.
I don't know.
Wow.
Wait, where is it?
Wait, what am I doing again?
I'm going to turn my camp off and this is more like wow.
You know what's so crazy your way is it has this the order of the draft
Wait, you're your dad has 500 hours, and his and his peak is copper. I'm drafting
wait
like really good shit on game.
What are you doing?
He just found all the ranks.
He found all the ranks.
I'm not really sure where I'm clicking right now, guys.
Get the player book, Marlon.
That was it.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Modem, there's gonna be a hashtag that says player pool.
Dude, it even says the hours.
Wait, JC.
Where is the pool?
Yeah, it's just 40 people.
So, yeah, so there's eight captains, eight champions,
and then there is 24 people right here in front of you, right?
Oh, wow.
Okay, so let me explain
Now for the champion just everybody knows because I didn't explain that
Stompin is a current pro. Spoit is a current pro. Bolo is a former pro world champion
Mingo is the best controller player in the world, but he's not a pro. Uzi was old
He was a sack. Oh, can we say this a little slower? I feel like I need a sponge. Yeah, not the same
Thank you. Okay. So Stompin is he won rookie of the year. He's a professional player
He's rated as the best young pro in our six right now
I'm the first peak I got the first week everybody quiet down
Guys okay
Mingo is a current pro, one of the best mechanical players in the world, like one of the best
amateurs in the world.
Bolo is a former pro, he retired a year ago, but he won a world championship in 2023, I
believe with CSM, Team Solomon.
Yeah, but who cares, bro?
That's 2023!
No, this is him.
Mingo is the best control player in the world.
Mingo is the best control player in the world, he's better than a lot of pros,
my opinion and if you wanted to he could be bro. Wait where do you rate yourself?
Oh what do you say? Where do you rate yourself? I'm out of these champions I'm
dead last out of these players I'm dead last. Are you playing Jamesy? What do you say?
Monday Mike 500 hours copper
Feels is oral
Can you say my name, please
Oh
So now as we explain the champions, okay
Oh, you put them in. Thank you. Hi guys. Thanks for my life jake see dot dot dot what I have a fuck
Mingo content creator best controller champion who's the cc champion plate as a sub for a G1 team Richie cc champions
What is CC champ?
Yeah, I hope it's content creator.
Nice job.
That's content creator champ.
I'm sorry, is it not?
Do I want content creator champ?
But these guys are very fucking good for content creator.
Wait, so I have a question.
Jinxie, I have a question.
Let's say someone doesn't want to pick up a champ,
but they want to pick up a player instead.
Is that available?
I'm going to say no, because it'll just ruin the tournament to be honest.
Got it.
Ground one should only be champs ground one should only be champs. Yeah. What's the draft order?
The draft order is in front of you. So it's marlin first pick. Why is it muda playing?
Muda is a sub on controllers. Wait he cheats though. Did he not?
So that's a hot topic. Muda did cheat in 2020. I'll see you this year. You cheat her in a
Longer chat. I'm not getting I'm not getting spoilt. I'm not getting stomping up highlighting skype cuz it's a realistic pick
I'm seven. Okay, I get seventh
Pro because I was
So in three tears those t3 t2 and t1 t1 is pro
Richie's t2, so he's
He's in the NBA G League. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Joe. That's what I'm
saying, Joe. That's what you
should. Joe is a calo officer.
Seriously, Jesus.
Do you believe in the
A.L.A.S. Joe?
What the f**k?
Let's talk about A.L.A.S.
They're right here, bro.
That's my kind of topic right
there.
We always say it's a oral
voice curtain because of oral.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Okay.
There is a lot of aura in the
column.
Not good line.
I'm ready to draft.
or ready to drop or ready to drop ask why I'm seventh pick
because you have a lot of so I it's grown wait Jason wait last question Jason have you ever been ranked in this game or no
no I've never been ranked in this game I'm not a cheater he's a cheater he's a liar I'm not even level 40
uh Joe I but usually I don't know being seventh is a bad no I'm not upset yet because then I get 10th
I'm fine.
I suggest you're maxing.
Okay, guys, are you ready to do the draft?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Marlon, you are on the clock with your first draft.
Wait, I'll pick it up.
I'll pick it up.
What is going on?
Place your fourth.
Junker, how much time do you have on the draft?
Just no rush.
Maybe one or two minutes.
Oh, that's a long time.
Brother, you know who to pick.
Why are you acting like that?
Do it.
I am not picking Ludwig. He has zero hours maybe later on
To be fair he could go with stompin or split here it wouldn't be a bad either neither of them are bad picks
But it has a lot of them if it's not one of them. I almost like can't even allow it because that it's unbalanced
But that should be good one of them is good one of them is good
After that the current pros will be off the board and it'll be up to both of but if you're about to draft start thinking about who you want to pick
Think about who's gonna fall to you wait, um, where where is boy? Which country?
Wait, it's wait
Boy, it's incredibly good. Yeah
Richie told me that stop in was in Europe right now. Yes stop is in Europe, so he's gonna be on like
It's still the best.
Same with, when it was, when an AI now,
I think it's more, no, it's more.
Shout out to highlighting people
that I think would be funny.
Go ahead, bro, go ahead.
Who is your choice?
Keep in mind, Stoppins on EU Ping, bro.
Stoppins gonna be EU Ping.
I've heard it, so EU Ping, that's about 200 Ping,
I know, that's the show I be on too.
No, I think it's like 80, it's like 80, it's like 80.
It's like the end of that.
So what, okay.
Listen, this is a very hard choice.
There's clearly two topics here.
It could be Stoppin' or Sport, you know what I'm saying?
you make that face of one more
time.
I got to go with my Swedish
brother sport.
It's a great pick.
That was a bad pick.
Let's work.
You know what?
I'm cool.
Yeah, cool.
What do you mean you were cool?
Wow, the dispatch is awesome.
You got to pick a fight.
I got to pick this one.
No, I'm just kidding.
What do you mean you're not going to pick, bro?
Pick.
All right, sorry.
Deji, get Jinxy.
Deji, Jinxy.
He's a great pick.
Lacey, go suck in it.
Deji, who's your pick?
Deji's your pick.
All right, so it's between two people.
All right, I've got Stompin and then I've got Jinxy.
Okay, sorry.
Oh my god.
You just jinxed.
I'm gonna get it dude it
I picked something
You might get his first ever tournament win today, I'm not kidding. Okay, holy fuck
You know Bolo in UK means like which
What see how much worse?
Okay between me, okay the second worst champion in my opinion is skype so I would say I'm like
Consistently
Worse than skype, but it's not like earth shattering. It's not
My chat saying Ludwig's a good first pick here
So, he's only good at Geo-Wisser.
So, I'm on the board, right?
You're on the clock, yep.
So I'm debating on if I want to win or if I want to have fun.
He's going to see for himself.
I'm between Mingo and Jinxie right now.
Please God, don't pick me.
Wait.
Please God, it'll ruin the tournament.
How will it ruin the tournament?
It'll be funny if I sell your shit.
OK, it won't ruin the tournament.
It'll just ruin the tournament for me and you, Lacey,
I know I think it would ruin the tournament. It's like if it's like Marlin picked you had ruined the tournament, but like
I'm not trying to be back. Hi, brother. I watched you play last journey and it was I
Know what's like you never touch a controller and you're
You were staring at the ground like you're in the baby
Okay, okay, I mean that was
make sense it only makes sense bro like jakes bro you're so good bro that I'm
gonna have to choose oozie brah much who's oozie
Jason you have three options you have Richie unbiased me is probably the
best player on the board then skype I'm gonna go Richie I'm gonna go Richie
Let's see. Make it quick. Let's go. All right. Joe.
Next. Go ahead Joe. Joe either me or Sky. See, I you know, I walked in. I walked into the call. I was the third person in here and I heard Jinxie kind of you know, it picks right there. Playing out a plan to moist on on who he should pick and I think
And you know, I don't want to ruin that vibe so I will take the guy and I also have some chemistry
The ugly duck baby, let's get it
Who do you want as the first player oh
Oh, you know I got to run it back with Timmy for sure.
Yes!
Oh my god.
This is really good.
This is way, way, that's broken.
That's a, that's a-
Wait, Snake, Jeff.
Oh, wait.
That's, that's broken.
Okay, this is really fucking good.
Our team is well-rounded.
Okay, we have a gold, a black, and then me, but I am the worst champ.
Okay, Joe, you're on the clock.
Joe, I heard E-Raw's pretty good.
I heard Mike's pretty good, too.
Um, okay, so I have one question.
How good is Sylvie? I'm seeing 1800 hours. Okay, so I have no idea. I have no idea
I just know 1800 hours peaked emerald now what is emerald and now I don't know like like she could have had like a
0.7 KD or something so let me actually ask let me ask real quick. Okay, see here's the problem in my mind
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna talk this out excuse me even a way
1800 hours peaked emerald emeralds above flat, right?
right. Yeah. Yes. Emerald's the
third high Frank of the game.
Third high Frank but squishy is a hundred and twenty hours and is already flat. That's
all right. So if I was you Joe and I'm going to say this and be honest, I would go with
squishy. I think that's what I'm thinking. I think that's what I'm thinking. Oh, damn.
I want to squish him. No. I don't want to squish him. Ironically I'm building the
the same doom squad I had for
Valorant.
I'm going to pick squishy.
Okay.
Chad, who do I pick?
Hey, I'm asking Sylvie though.
Oh, XQC is playing by the way.
He is awake.
He peaked gold.
I see.
Okay.
I got to go with Sinner's twin
Yugi 2x.
How are you?
I'll do it.
That was the worst pick of all time.
That's the worst pick of all time.
You can not do that. You can not do that.
Okay, when Sylvie hit Emerald, 0.9 KD.
Keep that up in the mind.
0.9 KD.
So call it Platt, realistically.
I Platt.
Glad you asked.
Let's see here. I mean, I feel like it's...
Joe, Yugi being 11th pick overall.
Overall he's a sleeper Joe you're sleeping right now
I chuckle fuck right here
Your shit Jason
Brother, what are you doing?
Just shut the fuck up, bro.
You can only start.
That was it.
Yeah, I'm trying to think here who's the best player.
Take your time, Ron.
Maybe Devin and Astro Chat, maybe.
But what's the goal?
What's the goal?
Jason, who was better between Yuki and Arke?
Was it Yuki?
Was he a higher rank?
I think Yuki.
Arke's ass, though, low key.
I got to say this, though.
You can't let Jason get Arke because then they're
building the team chem squad because that's
going to be his next pack.
I think Archie is an ass, too, right?
Because didn't they get disqualified?
No, Archie's good.
Yeah, no, they got DQ.
Archie's good.
Yeah, nice try.
Yeah, thank you.
Honestly, yes.
Archie's good.
No, Archie's pretty good, but honestly,
I'm just going to hit him because I know he's
going to try his hardest to win, bro.
I'm going to choose XQC.
I'm going to choose XQC, yeah.
Great shot.
Your team's good, bro.
Wow.
Great shot.
Axle is on the team.
There's not a single team in here that's like broken,
and not a single team that's terrible.
So this is a really good side.
All right.
There's teams with just one person on it right now.
It's just starting.
Not bad.
Not you, Gene.
Trust me.
That's good.
Stop, Jason.
That's solid.
Fuck you.
Hey, are those swords real, by the way?
Yes, they're real, yeah.
Of course they're real.
Why is that a thing?
No, I know.
I'm just I'm writing out my options.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Chat, here's my logic.
I'm, I know you guys are saying,
Willgem, I like players that have less hours,
but are the same rank.
Like if you peaked flat, but you played years ago
and you have a thousand hours,
you're gonna be worse than Squishy.
You're gonna be worse than somebody
that has a hundred hours recently and is flat.
Like you're a newer player
and you're just better with less to play time.
What's that?
Yes, she is she the only woman in this tournament?
Why you say she like that?
I don't know.
Well, yeah, send us in the car.
Yeah, send us in the car.
Are you fucking serious?
Bro, you be honest, they're the only ones that ask.
Girls don't want to play seeds, bro.
Also, Sylvie tweeted you, didn't she?
How about agency?
Wait, did Lacey pick someone?
No, I'm debating.
I'm debating.
Yes, yes.
Nick, we don't go all day, bro.
Come on, Nicy.
Wow, for me, I'm not going to play this boss guy.
I think, I think, I think, I think I'm going to go.
Don't do E-Rub, bro.
It's not a good pick.
E-Rub is actually not a bad pick.
I think I'm going to go with, with, with Wilgium.
Oh my god, I wanted Wilgium.
Bro, I was, I was picking him as well.
bro i was not thinking about it bro it's so goaded
a thousand hours or just can't like you can't beat that game sense
i mean well i might cast 500 hours and he's shit apparently
yeah i got the rust go bro okay he's a rust pro he's a rust pro
he's like a rust creator he's like one of the best rust youtube wait who did
lacy betz are you he picked william will do uh
sinna you're a good pick okay okay can i can i give her like two seconds
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what pick is this?
This is the second round and this is, I believe the 14th.
Okay, okay.
Who's like the real next pick right now?
Like, bro, I don't even know.
How do we know, like, on this list, can I like see which ones are not picked and who is picked?
I don't remember.
It's literally right there.
It's in the discord.
Well, the names picked are already assigned to the team.
that's good Joe. Yeah. Yeah.
You know who you're picking next.
That was a good one. That was good.
That was good Joe. I actually like that. That's good.
Can I get Sylvie please? Yes. Thank you.
I just realized you don't pick again.
You're up plays a lot.
He's really good.
Wait wait 100.
I see the light bulb.
Shiesa shiesa.
Okay.
You're up by the way.
Okay.
I'm thinking.
Oh, I've got to do it.
I'm thinking.
I've got to do it. I'm picking
on key.
I think he's cold. That's made
big. Next. Wait, really? Yeah,
it's me, right? So I got two
big shots. You get back to back
Wait, Marlon gets two picks?
Oh no.
But Marlon also gets the last pick of the draft.
Yes.
Yeah, he's going to get Monday and Mike.
There's no way Monday and Mike goes last.
No one's falling for that, bro.
Monday and Mike is the worst player I've ever, ever, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Ready?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go with Rath and Aiden.
OVO Rath.
Oh my god.
Fuck your sour.
Bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Marlin might win a tournament.
Oh my god.
Marlin's not gonna win it, bro.
Fuck off, man.
Oh my day.
Dadgy, you're back.
You're back on the picks.
Dadgy, I think you go with my dad here, Dadgy.
Monday, Monday.
Whoa!
I kept doing the exact same thing he kept complaining about it um
She look so Danny's my boy. I love Danny. I love Danny to bits. Yeah, I know
You would pick Danny that's what she said
All right
I'm picking
Vaudev
Yeah, we're looking at like a whole board of unrived players and then mundane might
Can I explain my dad to you quick?
Go ahead, bro.
Okay, my dad has been playing this game somewhat frequently for like six years, so he has a
lot of hours.
But he's my dad.
He's my father.
He's on console and he's on controller and he's also, you know, he's in his 50s,
so his reaction time is not great, but he actually understands a decent bit about
the game.
He's probably not the worst player here, but then again, Deji, did he get a kill
when he was on your team?
No!
Wait, Jixi, to be fair, he did run right at me and die like three times.
And yeah, I coach him, I coach him.
I said, you got to stop moving around so much and he knows.
So now he's going to play better this time.
But yeah, it wasn't the 500 hours that made him learn that.
It was Jixi telling him, you got to not press.
He was just moving too much, but he's not bad.
He's got to get a trigger vinger.
I'm just saying, don't sleep on them.
But all right, Senna, I believe you're up.
Yep, Senna, you're up.
Okay, I'm going with I think case on
That's a good thing
Naturally pretty good. Yes. Oh
He's not good game sense. All right
Senator team actually looks pretty solid. All right. What is case on play? Why do I?
God God God like a lot of coffee. Yeah, but I practice a little bit of our sixes him one time
He's pretty decent and he saw that yes, too. I
think
This is tough man out of all these people.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with pilot.
Okay.
I got to really think, so give me like a minute.
You're good to go.
Rob, your team's definitely gonna be funny to watch, bro.
I kind of want to lose, okay, I don't want to lose,
but I'm gonna try to win.
But if I lose in the first round,
watching the other team, too.
Who is Redify?
It's not that I want to lose,
I think my team's fucking incredible.
Oh, are we playing these one by one,
or we playing all first game at the same time?
All of it, every game at a time.
And then, if you guys want, the finals will be best of three.
But if you guys want to be a one, but if you want to be a one.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Finals best of three, yes.
It should fly by.
I'm not going to play.
Well, Desi acting like he's making the finals.
You're going to be out of here in 45 minutes.
Wow.
OK.
All right.
Do you want to say this?
Stop it.
Remember, you said that.
You're going to remember while you're out in 45 minutes.
I do want to say this.
Sidney, you can't talk.
Wait, no, Sidney!
Your team is so stupid.
You're gonna get carried, the last time you got serial kills.
Wait, how does that make sense?
My team is so shit, I'm gonna get carried.
Oh, bro, you're gonna get carried
and it's still gonna be shit.
That's what I'm telling you.
It's still gonna be shit.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Deji, I need to say this.
Okay.
I have hosted, I believe, probably nine or-
Shut up, you're gonna sit up there.
No, Deji.
So I'm gonna-
Who?
I'm listening.
Who is Ratify?
Deji, I have hosted nine Rainbow 16 tournaments
My name is Ney, I play Rost.
I believe Stoppin' has won seven of them.
So, Deji, if you are so bad that you make Stoppin' lose, literally,
Deji, if you lose with Stoppin' and G,
literally burn your Xbox Burner.
Burn it, burn it.
They never touch you again.
Molly, this should not talk.
I'm gonna burn it.
I do it. No kills.
Don't blame what you had enough, bro.
I'm gonna burn it.
I'm just giving you a fucking dance, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Fuck you.
Shut the fuck up.
I got a figure. Ron. We don't
go all day running with his
pack. Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna
I'm in between red and E Rob
here. The thing is E Rob is
just. Hi guys. Do we have any
status report on E Rob's
hours played and yeah please
can I can I know that real
quick. Um is he Rob streaming
maybe. Yeah he is he said he
has around 50 hours. That's
I think I'm gonna choose I think I'm gonna choose because I want I want a chance at winning and I feel like if he runs on my team
It's just fucking it's it's not good looks
And I know Jason's gonna want him so I'm gonna choose redify
Like having like something to hacks or some shit
Jason you're on the clock. I'm listening. I have no idea
Chat I think ideally we get Jason go somebody I get sketch moist goes twice I get Ludwig
I
Think Jason goes I get sketch. He had moist goes twice I get Ludwig
That's super sweet of you to say
Did I watch your YouTube videos man when I go to bed sometimes?
Hey, I hope I give you those nice sweet dreams brother. Dude, it does. Yeah, it's good stuff
That's not dick riding
Okay, listen another sleeper pick and dry
Another super big okay, everyone's been sleeping in but I won't be the one sleep and mundane Mike
Let's go. All right, Joe. It's pretty obvious. Just get a lot of way bro. I take sketch
I think that's an L pic
That's literally I'm gonna say it now. I that's what I texted moist to get to get
Because okay sketch is not good at any games, but he's actually decent at our six
Hey, I read I read console gold really yeah gotta be gotta be a pic. All right moist
You basically have back-to-back picks your moist. It's kind of
I'm gonna give you a little background on everybody here Danny. I don't know much about he played years ago
And he said he's the lowest rank
Janky Rondo hits silver Kingsman literally downloaded the game this week. I'm gonna download the game today
My dad would be kind of fun to play with I'm not gonna lie. I was thinking I'd you know, yeah
Russell I don't know much about he's silver though Riley
Kind of wins a lot of my tournaments really good to make nukes of the game
stake that load of the game this week, and Yusuf is bad at literally every game on the planet.
Awesome, awesome, alright, so we got the all starters.
And he's chopped. He's so chopped.
Wait, who did he pick? Oh, did he not pick that?
I'm gonna lock in Kingsman. Kingsman's an animal in games in general.
I bet he's got it, I bet he's got it.
Okay, and Moist you have one more fit, one more fit, whatever you want.
Uh, let's bring Monday Mike in here. Let's get top tier.
Yeah, okay. Alright, we're gonna win.
We're going to win, we're going to win.
More father-son duo.
Yeah.
There's going to be a drawn-and-drawny moment.
My dad is good.
I can get him in the right spots.
All right.
He's no good.
Okay.
Detsy, watch that shit.
Hey, hold on.
I hope he play you.
Detsy, I hope he play you.
All right.
I pray I do.
All right, yep.
You're the first team that has completed.
Joe, you're on the clock now.
And we're rounding out the team.
You know, he's got some lower reaction time.
He's in his 30s now.
But he just won a tournament coming off a win.
I think I'm going to go Ludwig.
Ludwig
But he's a smart man
I think all of these pics now are pretty bad
Yes, okay, Jason you're on the clock
This is where you gotta dig deep in your back here. You gotta dig deep in your back
I'm not gonna I'm just wondering Martin you get the last pick because oh my god
Okay, I'm gonna be honest your last pick might be better than you probably will be better
All right, I'm going with max team chemistry. I'm going Russell here
You got a guy squad here
This is my
What might be the worst
I'm good, but
Yeah, you got red bars all over your teeth. Yeah, Ron Ron dildingo
Honestly
I
Think I have to choose him because I played
Game yeah, I'm not bad at drafting the only bad pick I had potentially understand. He's pretty smart last pick
Not choosing fucking use of snow. That's not happening
I'm choosing Riley Riley. Okay. I will say this Riley's literally one like two of my
All of them just making all of them right? Just need you go. Yeah, yeah chat chat shut the fuck up
Holy shit you chose sketch listen. You're saying all of them were bad
I was between skype and Jinxie and I knew moist wanted to be with Jinxie
So I picked skype squishy was literally 100% the best pick next sketch after that highest ranked gold by far Ludwig for the vibes
Or she beats over he beats over so he has some reps
XQC DM me Riley Riley Riley Riley
Give me jakey rondo. No, I know XQC really does one. That's why I picked him. Tell me now the thing is if jakey rondo peaked at like
It's a bad console silver and he's literally gonna play on console. It's chopped
What
It's too late. It's too late. You already packed. You already packed. It's the last round like it is really mad about much
But yeah console there's gonna be on half the frame, so it really sucks. Yo y'all fuck with a sandwich. Oh
My god
Yes, oh my god, wow, ah wait, Joe. What was the oh my god? Wow? That's oh, I know what that is
Wait, let me see. Let me give a good look. Oh
My god, I know that's a good bread too. That's the good bread
That's the good bread.
Yup, yup.
Did you get any snacks to go with it?
You have to get a snack or a Gatorade to go with it, right?
We have to win, I got a coffee.
Oh, a coffee type of guy, got you.
Black coffee, Joe, black.
Last time I went to Wawa and cherry
like I'm full of poison.
That's a latte, so that's a Sprats out.
Yo, hey, Fatty says we don't care.
Who's the next big dungo?
Fatty says, Fatty says.
Yo, Fatty says.
Stressed up.
It's 7, it's 7, it's 7.
Yes.
You sip steak or banny?
I have steak and use it for my chair now begging to get picked nobody was
Yeah, we're gonna fucking clear you. I'm letting you know right now bull is gonna own you
lot is disgusting like
You said he has 20 hours that's picking steak if I'm used yeah
He probably does that 20 hours. He played a couple years ago for a little bit. He probably does
Yeah, but I mean that steak said he just downloaded the game, right? He's been playing it
Stake downloaded the game like literally four days ago for the tournament. Yeah, you probably practiced
Yeah, but steaks like things like this matter though because it's like steak downloaded the game four days ago
But also steak plays keyboard games and he plays PC and he's a keyboard games Roblox Roblox. Let's keep in mind
I mean, I think you play shooters at all.
Stake you play Roblox Phantom Forces?
We're asking what?
We're asking if he plays FBS shooters in Roblox.
He's in my chat.
He does say he plays shooters.
He plays Roblox Rivals.
I'm going to off myself.
All right.
Fuck it.
Sorry.
You said I'm picking State.
Holy fuck.
That's a bad pick.
Now it's Danny Arons or Danny Arons?
No
The one that makes the most sense no offense Danny, sorry I'm picking
I
Think that's left to do before you guys break off into your team calls hi guys is gonna randomize the bracket seven times
There's no way stop it's that good
Every games up to seven the finals is best of three
Wait is hi-bys sharing a screen for the
I
Are you sure we should do just
Wait, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all.
I need this so bad, I need this so bad.
I have a live-watching screen share, please.
I have mine, please, bro.
Okay, ready?
Wait, what is this?
Wait, seven times.
Please, please.
Let's go, Ron!
We're sitting on you!
Ron, I'm sitting on you!
Shut up!
Five, six, seven.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, oh.
Sorry.
How is this?
Get over there.
I got this.
I'm down for this.
That's not even bad.
Let me go again.
Honestly, this is a good bracket.
This is a good bracket.
This is great bracket.
Shut the fuck up.
You're about to lose.
Shut up, sir.
I am so happy to get to Marlon.
I'm playing up here tonight.
Shut up.
What the fuck?
Shut up.
I'm about to tell you about the Abans.
know about the admins. Okay so you guys will have admins in all of your games that can pause
the game there will be like crashes whatever like else. But for pro players listening each
team has one timeout if anything happens you can call a timeout that timeout 60 seconds.
And also how do they get in the lobby? Tell them how they get in the lobby. I will invite
So I'll go game by game and
then everyone will play at once.
And you're sure you want to do a best of one.
You don't want to do a best of three.
You want to do a best of one?
It's kind of up to y'all and what time can-
I'm not the best of three.
Listen, this is the most content I've ever made.
Best of three is going to take an hour.
No, not if we're all playing at the same time, though.
Yeah.
As long as nobody lollygags, best of-
I'm not gonna-
I'm not lollygaggy.
What's a lollygaggy?
What is a lollygaggy?
What is that?
The thing about lollygaggy just means like,
I'm not explaining it's when you stop.
The thing about best.
Oh, because you know a lot.
Dilly Dallying, Dilly Dallying, Ron.
Dilly Dallying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or pitter pattering or whatever.
Got it, Joe.
I understand.
Oh, like little, little.
So because Joe's got that.
What else?
I don't do a best.
He's a philosopher.
What?
He's right.
I think that you know what I mean.
If we do best in freeze and you two owe a team,
but then you're waiting on a team's game to finish,
you couldn't have waiting for an hour.
That's the reality of best.
Whoa.
Yeah, and then it do the best of three if it goes best of three and everybody's just waiting forever
It's gonna be like an hour and a half match
Yeah, yeah, I think we just do best
We could do lower rounds like first to five or something
Yeah
Let's do that but if people if people crash though then we're stuck
You have to go somewhere, Senna?
Yeah, like you don't got to stay after this.
No, no, no, I don't have to leave.
I can do whatever.
But the last time we did this, did we wait like five hours?
No.
We're in a wrong place.
It's because of you.
You're pissing me off.
Senna, instead of the last time we did it,
it's because we did one game at a time.
Now we're going every day.
Oh, we're doing all at once.
God damn, Senna.
Oh my god.
So I like Joe's idea.
I've been chatting.
What do you think best of three up to five each game or best of set or best of one up to seven?
I think best of one up to seven. I think
Seven
I don't have people are here. I joined my team called out. We're the fuck are my other teammates?
Thank you for drafting me, Joe. No problem. I guess you're a perfect back there, buddy.
I think you should have gone early. You will not regret it. Thank you. It really
beats a lot. I warmed up too. I guess I won't. Yo, squishy.
Running it back man Valorant. Yes. Yeah
They're playing we're playing sport early win this you win this early
We're playing I know we're playing sport
But the way that I'm seeing it Marlon is the worst player by far and also got the last pick
So it's basically a 5v3
But that's their three is really good
We just get the game play together. Yeah. Yeah killing sports. That's are you good at this game skips? I
I'm like when I'm playing with good people. I'm good. Okay. Okay. Like let me see what level I am
Yo, Rachy, thank you for the raid
Well, okay, damn you put a lot I
Don't know how I was I don't know how I was considered seventh best captain. I
Think I think Jinx he plotted a little bit to put moist as the best
So then he would get Jinxie because Jinxie's the worst champ I
Think that was that is Jinxie collusion. I think Jinxie collusion
I didn't want to mess it up though. I hopped in the call Jinxie's like all right moist
You're gonna pick me you're gonna pick me and then you're gonna play like I'm like, okay. I'm not gonna mess this up
Yeah, yeah
And I know skype so works out well
My god, I gotta restart for the end. We have a chance for redemption from the Valeturn you go
I thought that Val attorney was we have a chance of that was that was bad. That was I think we had the only team where like
three of our players
Yeah, and and every every single person only played duelist
Think you were our second you were a second best
Yeah, I did I didn't do that
But I
I really think we had like, I think three players that knew the game.
Yeah, I think that was just like, that's such a game where like your team heavily relies on your capability to like switch and play characters that you need to.
Whereas with like Rainbow, I think if you just pick five good players and they'll play, you know, a champ that's good enough to win.
Whereas Val, you kind of need somebody that like understands most. You kind of need somebody that's good at certain position.
And like we had none of that
We had no aim and then even then we were just getting dog
Yeah, this is gonna be a lot of sound keys, right? Yeah. Yes
Yeah, but like even the players that don't know how to play they can do like traps, you know
I mean like play trap characters and just be annoying
Yeah gone cap can literally just throw down a bunch of mines and then yeah
I can wait versus like probably kill the now you have to you have to swing a corner where they're just gonna head tap you with a vandal
Yeah. I agree. I feel good. Joe, what's your eyes rank? I'm unranked. I'm level 47. But I think I have, like, more hours in custom games than actual, like, ranked play or, you know, just gameplay on this game.
Like, most of the time that I spend on rainbows and customs.
costumes the same as of lately Trinity where the hell is sky I'm adding in and
so have I just gonna go around and start every game no he's an admin I was
like what are they hire people to set up these lobbies
So they think it's really calling for the five and russis they give it up three thousand
But he's looking to get channel points don't lose. Thank you, huh for the sub chunk think of the sub
Good look up the 30 have heard about the georgia wildfires. Yeah, we talked about on yesterday. I hope everybody's all right though
I'm so confident we'd be Marlin do we know what map or how do we determine what map we're playing? I
Think it's it's it. Is it always Oregon? I
I
Don't know I would prefer to play Oregon. I just think Oregon's the map that I know but I
Don't know what he said a couple plays a lot of plays at Oregon
Sky isn't live. Oh God what up squad hey
What's going on? What are you?
Win this or what what's the deal? Oh, I'm ready
We're ready to kill. We're ready to kill now now what I drafted you I drafted you as my last pick
But you were second round in the last in the latter you were second pick in the last round
How much time do you have in this game zero hours or I?
Got paid by rainbow six siege to watch people play it when they announced Rainbow six siege X
Mm-hmm, and it's way money. Did you watch the uh, did you watch the land?
Yeah, I was in that place of a new Camry to watch you play that land. Hmm
I haven't played admittedly zero hours. Are you high enough level to play customs? I
Don't have a level
Are are you gonna get to be a high enough level to play customs? I am unsure
JC said it should be fine because he asked about level five and I said no and he said it should be fine
And I said are you sure and he said yes?
All right, then it should be fine, maybe
And maybe you guys I'll swing in first right like I'm willing to rush to site
I well you don't want to be not really gonna bait people like but like we're gonna play real slow on defense
Like you rainbow rainbow on defense you basically just sit in the corner and wait for something to happen
And everything makes noise.
Yeah.
And you're just waiting.
You set up traps and make it so they
have to push an angle that you're holding.
And they're trying to make it so that they open up angles
that you have to push.
So it's basically just like angle play, like the entire game.
So you just camp at a corner?
Well, no.
Basically, yeah.
Camp at a corner, they could shoot this.
Like, say you're camping second floor in Oregon,
they're going to shoot the wood under your body,
and then you're going to die.
They'll just shock on you from under you.
because they'll hear you move around.
Like you gotta be really quiet.
Are you holding an off angle?
Well, you hold an off angle,
but most shit and rainbow is breakable.
Like we're gonna reinforce site a lot
and if like you don't reinforce a one wall,
they could just shoot you through it.
The fuck?
That's why noise is everything.
Like when we play, it's like,
unless you're actually saying something of info,
it's just like full clear comms, like dead silence.
Cause you just need to be able to hear.
Yeah, because if you're like crouch walking
and they hear you shuffling around,
like they could just full swing peek you,
especially not like us, you know,
but if we're going against Marlins team
and like Spoits specifically,
if you move in Spoits in your vicinity,
he's gonna kill you.
Hold up, I, Spoits is a Sign Shop Firebellion player.
If he kills me, like, buddy.
Don't know how that contract's looking, you know?
So it's like a point of handle.
We gotta be gonna put threat going on here.
I'm not threatening, I'm not threatening.
I'm just saying it might not be good for his career.
It might not be good.
Where is our pro?
I'm adding high buys.
Where's Skye?
Hey, worst case you get Muda to toggle.
I always have that in my back pocket.
Would Muda actually be a backup?
I think he isn't subbed yet.
He's asleep.
He is a little stoner.
He might be asleep.
Oh, God.
So, Joe, you've competed in a few Jinx events, right?
Yeah, I've competed in about, like,
Jinx events or Jinx rainbow events?
Joe, you know, with both, actually, I'm curious.
Rainbow events, I've probably played in, like, four.
But Jinx events, I've probably played in, like, seven.
What's your, like, how many of you won?
I
With mango I won actually I have won a rainbow event with mango I want to do those
To I think
At least one
Good you like it one surely squishy right I won the seeds the first he's wanted did but I
I've been putting on an ambi. I won with ambi
Yeah, and I had no pros though. I had no pros one that I won. It was just like all
All CC's what do you mean to us we did a pro am I jinx you did a pro am like two years ago, and I was paired with
Ambi
How many mangoes are you gonna eat Ludwig?
Dude, I have a
Are you eating a mango? Yeah, I get that he's got a bucket of them. I mean he's going it's going insane right now
It's so good. They're so ripe right now
now. Is it like a season or something? In LA, we got fruit guys. It's just guys.
I know, I'm jealous. And they sell fruit and mangoes are in season right now, so these
mangoes are hidden, crazy. Damn, I would take some of that right now.
What else is in that cup? Hickamaw and watermelon. And a lot of
tajen spice. I'm not going to lie, I think watermelon in a mixed fruit bowl is pretty
bad because it absorbs the flavor of everything else and it's kind of off-putting.
That's why the watermelon's at the bottom and the tajens on top so it doesn't
mix in with the sauce. The watermelon on the bottom is going to absorb all the
flavor top-down. Everything's gonna drip into the watermelon now. Yeah well at the
bottom you get a juicy elixir because it's basically fruit juice mixed with
and it's like spicy, salty, sweet.
It's Dean!
Listen, it's like a Russian officer.
It's Dean!
I've got all the Tejans in my whole life, guys.
My mother's a Spanish teacher.
I think I know this one.
Are you serious?
My mother's a Spanish teacher.
I think I know how to speak Spanish.
My mom and grandma can speak Spanish.
I'm actually part Mexican. So you're saying when you go when you Ludwig when you go to a bar and you get a spicy margarita
You say let me get a tajin rem
Yeah, I would get the hour I would go I would go first. I would go senorita
Depending on her answer I would go
Necessito on poco to tajin
It's in your are you reading out of that chair you read it out of chat. Did you just read that whole sentence out of chat?
That's off top, bro. I'm also spending I picked up a little thing or two by
Osmosis
What languages do you know?
Chinese Japanese French Spanish English
Are you fucking are you wait server cussing better? Are you fuck?
What are you fuck with me? I'm being serious. Yeah, I would say I'm you're not you're fluent in French
You're not fluent in Chinese
Yeah, we took talk say take me out to the ball game, please
I would like to go watch the Dodgers play in Mandarin
Okay, okay, I would go I'll go
That is made it shit up. He's got me old shoes. I Dodger Stadium
I
Can't take a spell on me or something
I'm fluent in Chinese not a big deal. You know
But you think if you got dropped in the why I mean you literally did do
Yeah, but it looks like you're struggling I can make my way out of it same with Japan same with France I
Actually spend probably my week this language Japan has English all over the place
So it's true. Japan is easier language to learn
Yo, I have an inkling that sky is not here are we fucked if we do an M sky
Not trying to intro here, I see high vices in this fall. Hey, buddy. My my champ is MIA do we
I got you, bro. I got you, Joe.
Wait, who's your new champ?
Well, you can have it, yes.
Skite is missing.
Oh, no shot, bro.
Skite's missing.
Okay, okay. I don't know.
I hate to break it to you, Joe. You're cooked.
Even if that guy shows up, you're cooked.
Hey, talk that skippalot. Talk that shit.
I'm going to slide back down my call. Let me know.
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, we'll do it.
I feel so bad for high buys I just I already dude he has like that he has 85
problems getting thrown at him and I go hey I buy so I got a problem
you want me to get a film right now I'm not sure he said he's gonna figure it out
I don't know if he's like coming on soon we need to fill like we would need another
champ that's on the same level as stop not stop and skype I could eat
I think Ambi's in the tourney we can't get Ambi
I don't think so, no, I don't remember them in the drafts.
Dude, if Ambia was in the hole, Ambia, I'd want a tournament with Ambia.
Yeah, Ambia would be.
Alright, lemme ask, lemme ask, lemme ask, lemme ask.
Where the fuck is Spike? How does he sleep?
The team is full.
Hmm.
I
Young not retro for the sub warren dilly the rug the gliss Brandon real co
Real thing of the tier three Horton and dine over the summer is this with the five thoughts on peptides. No real thoughts major for the sub
Hold up cool thing of the three
Hold up hold up back to give the sub Sam of the sub
Cruel for the sub young bit of the sub as well, bro. Where the fuck is sky?
pinned I don't see anything pinned
Is he live or no
That's a problem
Oh, he said skites calling
Why is the invite not showing up why Invite boom, I just invited him
Dude what the fuck?
How is that? How are we gonna get our how are we gonna get a fucking team down right now?
Get skittles did I just want a fucking champ on my team?
What are we like? It's all good. You know what I'm saying?
What's your win?
What's your user name?
Chad, you can't rush a god.
6-7? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Marlin's making an account.
Oh my god. Skittles is live.
It has to be a fair player, Chad. Here's the problem.
It's like it needs to be somebody that's on the same tier.
It needs to be on...
If Skite can't make it, it needs to be somebody on the same level, like it can't be like
Spoit or somebody that's like, wait, better.
You know, they're in the same tier.
Let me see, wait, Muda's calling me if you need a sub.
I just need to double check with High Vives that Skite can't make it and then we'll
get a sub.
It would be spoilt vs ambi too though.
There's like people we could get.
Muda saying he could sub, we could definitely get a fucking like some skit.
He's not shamed though, that's the thing.
But is Muda cheater, is he cheater or is he cheater?
I don't know.
But if he beat jinksie then he's good.
They rematched him, jinksie like smoked him twice.
Oh god.
Oh god
We definitely should have get muta for the champ muta was a replacement for like a regular player on controller
That was the idea, but not okay, but he was like he was he's the he's not shamp. He's not shamp
Yeah, yeah, he's too bad to be champ too good. They're saying my chat saying skittles, but I don't I need to go talk to high-vives
Yeah, I don't want to keep hopping in their call because I think he's trying to set up people
I mean we're gonna say he couldn't get someone from his team, but I don't know if that's I mean
and then if they have spore, we'd have ambi be like the same team so I don't know.
Where is skype from?
If he could get ambi, that also works.
I can get ambi.
You could get ambi?
I think so yeah, I just hit the GM asking him right now.
So where are you guys going to where you're having these secret meetings?
Where are you all talking about, I'm confused.
I'm sending messages.
I'm sending DMs.
We're on a higher level, we're on a higher level thing right now.
kind of confirm like we're kind of talking to the people, you know, you don't really
need to know the president, the vice president. Yeah, I got people on the phone, you know,
well, that's tournament mostly carried. So
what would you say that you're a Red Bull athlete? Yeah, what do you mean?
What do you have what are you athletic in there's not a sport you are better than me at full stop
I you know full you'll full stop. I think I beat you in literally any sport that isn't chess
Where's the right to know some the word no word on skype thoughts on if we is ambi an unfair fill
It's happy that is just like it's any wrong and he's better than skype
Okay, what about skittles?
Yeah, they don't take them, that's better be sick.
What about skittles, high-vives?
Skittles?
I will allow you guys skittles.
Can you invite skittles to this discord, per chance?
Yes, I can.
Okay, I'll...
Come on, give us the best fucking player.
No, I will agree.
I don't want to do this cheap shit if we get somebody that's marginally better than...
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, yeah, I did get that the whole draft was based on the idea, you know, you guys are yeah, I'm set like the way that I'm seeing it is like Skiddle probably could have gone seven pick like Andy product probably would have gone like third or four like like yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Where's Ambi then?
Too respectful.
They're too respectful.
Where is Ambi?
Too respectful, yeah.
Meanwhile, hey, anybody remember yesterday,
Geogesser tournament, Ludwig tries to draft Feinberg
and then gets K-dral.
Wait, wait, you know Feinberg is way better than K-dral, right?
Yeah, I know.
And that's why I was happy that Feinberg couldn't make it.
And then you still won.
I literally was saying Feinberg would have no life Geogesser
for like six days straight and just immediately just
Skyrocket emit. I like high masters. He could have easily won't be to every team. I think he's already that good
You I mean last time I played him. He beat me and I be oh you're a little cornball
I told you I told you the skill gap was like gold and you said how about fine bird and I heard there's 50k in the line
Joe
Sorry, and a and now you got a potential free trip to Berlin with Cajal. You think it's tajin comes free
Okay
Yeah, actually actually it does with a drink
It actually did yeah, but oh anyways back to the sports conversation what like I am beating you in any sport ever
You are beating me in any sport ever I'm beating you in track
I'm beating you in football American football. I'm beating you
What do you want basketball? I beat you any foot race above
1700 meters I beat you your short distance you run out of air for sure okay? Yeah, and I do smoke
Yep, so your lungs just give out. Okay. Yeah sure, but that's like I'm saying if we're going sport for sport
I beat you and way more sports than you beat me
And you got to think your body is deteriorating Ludwig you are you are in your 30s now, right?
Pass your prime Prime is 25 you bench the bar right I can bet I think I can bench far above what you could bench
like are you benching a bar right now or what how much I'm benching I mean I
usually end up wrapped in like 225 I don't know what my max would be probably
around like 270 if I had a guess all right good news you're too much here
Oh, Skiders?
Skiders here?
Yeah.
Thank God.
Oh, Andy just said he's down.
You can tell Skiddy can dip.
Yeah, can we get him?
Please, please, please.
We're not even here.
No, you can't bring that vibe in.
You can't bring that vibe in.
So you can be good.
Just kidding.
Watch that.
Yeah, shut up, Skiddy.
Shut up, Skiddy.
We love Skiddy.
That's what happened when you're late.
Joe, I invited you.
Andy said I'm R. Andy, they
I said you're too good to play, bro.
How do I know when I get an invite?
It all says invite on your screen, and you press X.
OK.
Sketch I invited you.
Who haven't I invited?
Me.
Yeah.
Ludwig, do you have any champs unlocked, or no?
Solve snakes on my screen.
What does that mean for me?
OK, go to your operator screen.
Do you only have the free ones?
Just characters, okay
All right, maybe yes, maybe a bad I'll have a free ones all right
You only have the free one so I could be full screen here and load up that streamer money and just start buying characters
Really are the free way back?
But it would be good to have like more options like how many do you have I?
Like seven on each seven attacks seven defense. Oh, there's difference. Yes, you can only
And now I don't even have all of them. I only have like I'm like
So today I'm gonna be playing in a rainbow six siege tournament. I'm getting ambi under the desk
You calm down Bill. The tape is going straight to my head, bro. I'm feeling weird
What did you drink a tapeworm before we started?
Trying to lose weight. Yeah, that is the best way to lose weight
Is that true? Eat a tapeworm. It'll just eat everything you eat
Smoke a cigarette. Hmm. Yeah get addicted to cigarettes
When I'm when I'm drinking sometimes hold up
So I have to buy a hundred dollars of credits and I get 10,000 credits and I can unlock like 10 characters
Well, I don't think you need like
I've got deferred a Skype or squishy here on who you should buy it because it's like we don't want to overlap
cheap though, Joe
But the very the first ones are like a thousand. Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah, most of the base characters are pretty cheap. I like yeah, the bottom
20k grads like if you don't have like if you don't have fuses
You should get views dude solid steaks 25,000 creds is nuts
That's like a hundred dollars. That's not 200 25k creds is not $200. It's your what are you looking at hundred dollars?
Okay, Ludwig. Are you looking at yellow money or gray money?
Hello, so this is skates wife. He had Chipotle and he's stuck on the toilet, but he'll be here right now
Anyways, I hope he's really good. I hope he's really good.
He's awesome.
He was on the toilet.
He's our guy?
That's our champ, right? That's our champ.
Let's fucking go. I like this.
That's how you know. Dude, fueled by Chipotle is going to be a great thing.
Hey, can you guys invite each other? Or do you need me to?
I'm in the thing that you'd like me to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing.
I could oh gosh
All right, what's your UV soft wait? Who did you already add to this? I don't know who's in I can accept high-vises request
I'm just trying to buy the points
Yep, what a streamer mode which streamer mode stuff. You're good. It doesn't matter. It's for you
It's when you're really high rank like squishy
He doesn't want people knowing who he is because we'll run down this game
Um, like you could buy stuff in game.
Needle on the ceiling.
I think I'm in with you.
No, let me look.
I don't.
I said it's a server.
Yeah, you should load in.
You should be seeing things soon.
Um, I think click the button bottom left.
If you're in that menu or like the bottom left, okay.
I mean, still up there.
All right.
Everybody's in here except for sky.
You know, sky at me.
versus you got to carry it's not on our team roll call in two more minutes
yeah but you this is holding up the whole tournament so like I have another
good nose listen shit is going down for your work I'm sorry you said click the
thing in the bottom left what did that mean oh where are you at right now
I'm buying the Rick and Morty bundle but I don't know my god why are you buying
the Rick and Morty bundle okay clicking buttons trying to find where you
Oh, let me go.
Okay, go to the play button, go to the play button,
go to the left, and then you should see,
what do you see right now, describe?
It's Snake, it's all Snake, he looks pretty trim,
it's a few custom game.
Yeah, bottom left view custom game,
and you're in the lobby.
Yeah, when I'm in the lobby, how do I see the lobby?
You click the server.
Same thing that Ludwig just did,
so where are you at right now?
I'm staring at the main screen on play.
Yeah, you go bottom left into view custom.
Yeah.
You can press A or R if you don't see it, if you see dual front or something.
Yep.
I'll help my thanks for that.
Yeah, my all right, chat.
So how do I do that?
No problem.
R.
Okay.
Um, do you guys think you can manage to add Skype?
Uh, he's just like, what about the other team?
Uh, the other team is getting in by the admin.
I need, yeah, we're fine.
We're gonna have to get some.
All right.
Thank you.
We'll get skied.
Oh God, chat that vegan protein shakes.
I got bad news.
Why?
What's the bad news?
I drank a vegan protein shake on an empty stomach about four
hours ago, and I said to my chat,
it's going to start really kicking in my stomach.
And it's starting to kick in, but I'll hold it.
OK, then I have to all admit something as well.
I had a vegan cigarette that affects my eyesight sometimes.
It made my pingo up.
what brand? Um, it's from a local neighborhood. It was a it was a it was a
Lucy single cigarette. Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, are you saying? Are you saying vegan cigarette? Like you smoke to
joint listen do I have to write it out or spell it out or do you say you
smoke the joint I'm in California yeah I am in New Jersey I could get high I mean
bro sorry to interrupt you all we're all dude look at this game stopping at seven
kills everyone else is zero jinx is six everyone else is zero but Kingsman is one
What the fuck is this?
Wait, Tim.
Right now?
Yeah, somebody's live.
Stomp has 7 kills, no one else is a kill on his team.
And it's 1 to 1 in the game.
That's where we're fine, we're fine.
So Skye has to carry like R.
No, okay, well I'm gonna maybe
damper the mood a little bit.
I was a part of a video
where we
won V5, or 1v5
spoilt who we're going against
and we won but we did have Muda on our team pre you know pre-knowing all the
pre-knowing and uh we lost we lost many rounds we did we lost many many many
rounds against Josh oh no what happened did you spill your
tajin no i bought so many hundreds of dollars of
of rainbow six points because it said it wasn't going through, but it was.
Oh, that's great. That's good.
Boys.
I accidentally bought $500 in rainbow 60 each credit.
So you can put a like on this video.
Can we can we really back?
No, it was a user voice.
Wait, that was a user voice.
You just said you guys got 1v5 by stopping.
No, no, no, no, no, we got 1v5 by sport who were about to play,
but we won.
We won, but like it would be like three to six.
Like he won rounds on us.
Just a one.
And you had Muda who has like 2,000 hours secretly.
Yeah, okay, but to be fair, it was me, Muda,
Sketch, Ron, and Dadger.
Okay, okay, so you had like a few new players.
I bought Fallen Snake.
But you won, right? One of the games?
No, we won the series.
But I think you only won one full game.
I
Yeah, but I killed him on Oregon, so I'm fully confident I kill something
Yeah, he won't show a but that map sucks
You know, I don't know a map run over there's picking that it says Oregon right now, so I'm assuming everybody's playing Oregon
What do you put the camera?
Chat where do you put the camera? I feel like I just keep mine top right
No, unless is there the kill feed top right? I'm I don't remember
I don't know either
Center screen yeah dead metal okay
Yo our teammate and our champion is currently on the toilet right now
Taking a dump. Yo, he didn't add him in the bottom got away
Uh, Hivise can invite him or we have to invite him?
No, we have to. Hivise asks us to.
When he gets back, I don't think he's dealing with other shit.
Is he literal shit?
No, yeah, uh, well no, Hivise isn't taking literal shit. Skite is right now.
I wonder, yeah, do you, uh, what toilet paper do you guys use?
Ooh.
Short, short.
You can use it everyday, Ludwig, I don't need to hear the spiel.
Alright, but I do use angel soft toilet paper. Okay, you know the brand
Charmin
Yes, Charmin the one with a red teddy bear where they always rub their face against it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that one like
That one flakes into my underwear
Marlin mobs six seven. Okay, we're gonna have to we're gonna have to kill you guys folding toilet paper or are you
crumple
I
Crumple I put it into a I did what I do like it. Yeah, I
Basically make a snowball and then wipe my ass with that
For a few years, this is serious for a few years
I used to fold it like four layers pretty tight pretty long piece
And I would put one hand in front and one hand behind and almost like you would with the towel
I would rub it like seesawing it. That's fucking disgusting
But that's actually fucking disgusting you you're telling me you would double-hand wipe your ass
That is absolutely found there's no way you did that
Like your
I'm not moving past
What was in your?
So it was the brown rice double brown rice black beans double chicken
You got you got the green sauce and sour cream cheese and handful lettuce
Yeah, my friend went to try to do a water slide. I don't trust Chipotle no more
I
Actually the other day I did eat Chipotle and then I woke up at 2 a.m.
two AM and I had one of those shits where like, you know when your feet are gripping the carpet and you're kind of like hogging the walls
Yes
Like that you had a you had a full gripper. Yeah, well, why do you want me to add do you use a bidet?
I do not use a day. I would love to invest into a bidet. I've actually one week
I use toilet paper and wet wipes, but I have never used a bidet
I've been always nervous that I'm gonna use it wrong and then I'm gonna like spray water like onto my pants or you know
Somewhere else. I'm not really knowing how to function of a day
They're pretty sick
If I if I if I'm in LA and I go one
We got really need a poop you'd let me pull up and take a shit in your toilet
You can pull up you can pull to my warehouse and I have something ready for your ass instantly
Are you a bucket and like paper towels?
Well, I do have a broke to a
Broke today wait is your bidet like an attachment bidet to a regular toilet?
Or do you have like a separate thing that you hover to no no attachment attachment attachment?
What is it there?
I remember there's like bidets that are like a toilet and then right next to the toilet is a
a different thing. Oh like a whole seat. Like a whole seat. Like a whole seat.
We're in a lobby. We're in a lobby? Are we good to go? No, nobody's got it out of us.
All right, we will wait. This is best of one first to seven, right? Sorry.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is. No, you're okay. Who are we playing round one?
Marlin's team who is Marlin is the worst player by far, so don't worry about him.
And there's Danny Aaron's is copper so don't worry about him. The problems are boy Aiden and Raph
Spoits specifically it could actually 1v5 our team
We do have we do have skype and skype will probably be able to you know take out like half of their team in one round
So it the big thing is like just don't die
Like don't run into your death
What do you want from your style?
Well, listen do we know what map we're playing yet? I think it's Oregon every time
Listen listen, I have the worst news. I have the worst news for the lobby. What the lobby's glitched
You can try one more time. Let's try one more time. Maybe you're working
Yeah, this happens this happens my fall guys
That's not awesome. You're good. You're good. That's a pet
This is going for 42 minutes for forty two and a half minutes
Okay, it's bug. Oh, it's running down. Yeah, it's coming down 18 minutes. Okay. It's fine. Oh, yo, we're gonna
Have to make a new lobby. We're gonna make the lobby. I'm sorry. Uh, I will wear a time-wise
Hi guys
Oh my god, he just joined. He just appeared. So, hi guys, bad news. The lobbies glitched.
I can't join.
He also just pooped.
We'll join quick. He did just poop. We were just talking. Hi guys, do you roll your toilet
paper or do you like crumple it?
I don't know. I don't I don't do that. I use like dude wipes
You only use like
Yeah
The first life that is full of shit, I mean like my I don't know about you my first life is just actually just full shit
I can't do like that
You gotta use up a day Joe. I'm surprised you don't use it. I need to get him a day
so we have to make it a whole new log.
Guys I can send proof Adam and please don't ban me.
What's that you're holding up the whole tournament.
That is on me. I swear I won't happen again. I'm so sorry bro.
Put your phone away and destroy my stomach bro.
Can you guys add amongst each other?
It makes it 10 times easier if you guys just add amongst each other.
How do I add it?
Okay, okay, yes, if you add me I have squishy at it
Yes
Stipe everyone should either add squish your skite
Give you something that add a friend add a friend which would be under social I'm assuming
Yeah, yeah, yeah somewhere around there
There's a search bar somewhere. Yeah, what's the what's the name?
Scythe-dash, just minus, bud.
Scythe-dash?
Scythe-dash.
I've added you.
What the hell the fuck?
How do you- wait.
Are you saying-
Scythe-dash.
Yes.
Yeah.
Wait, is what happening?
Nothing.
Nothing?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Wait!
No, wait!
Why is it when I type in Scythe, it disappears?
Hmm.
Joe, what's your app?
What's your-
Joe Dupart
Ed friends s
Okay, why
Dude, I'm starting to get the bubble guts man
Plus we had bubble guts like for the past hour, bro. So sorry. Is it under is it an underscore?
Nope dash
Dash like a minus
Okay, I just got it who's hosting a high-fives
Yeah, he's gone. No we I don't think someone's gonna invite us to like a lobby right? Like one of us. I think we have to invite him amongst ourselves he said. Yeah, invite him amongst ourselves. One of us needs to get in the lobby first. Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly. Then we'll figure it out.
I have Joe you're you're you're IGL you're you're you're the one that
I'll be a team captain and IGL are two different two different things
Hi, we're just waiting for invite. Do you know who's gonna invite us?
Um, who do you have? I think uh, uh, Joe is Joe's gonna Joe's
Skye, who do you have added?
Who do I have added?
I have added, yeah I think Skye has added.
I hope Skye hasn't added.
You should have me added.
Alright, um, Skye's gonna invite you.
Push out, push out.
Supposedly supposedly supposedly yeah, then I'll fight squishy and then it doesn't say that we're friends
What's up, let me you co-own C9
Before yeah, not anymore. Yeah for like three years two and a half years. Yeah
So you don't own it anymore. No, I left like two no for months. You know, okay? Okay?
Financial advice one. Yeah, I can be financial advice. I
I would say Lakers right now to win the NBA championship is about 20 to 1 maybe 18 to 1
I like that. I like that. I like that. I don't know. I don't like put all of my money into that. I
Would say you should leverage so do you know leverages?
Yes, yeah, right you should like put an asset you have
Up for collateral and and go into debt to my car bigger like no your house your house
How's jewelry there's a lot of different avenues like my chain
That's a really good example. Yeah, you got a you got a chain. Yep. Yeah, not as good as your chains catch
I've seen your chain buddy. It's a nice change change of stick you folk of chains
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, so who's adding who sorry sky? I added you I don't see you on my bro
Are you sure you added me?
I'm sure I added I
I have a lot of SKYTE dash and it was it was a guy with the hood, right?
No, it's somebody with glasses in like a beret and they're looking at the screen like this
That might not be me. That might not be me. Look at general that that's the one you add
Are you an under score guy not a dash guy?
I added you then.
Yeah, that is this.
Joe, Joe, I've not seen it.
I just add Joe up and then it'll add me and you'll add it to me.
Joe dot bar.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, sketch.
What's your thing?
Hooray!
It's sketch, it's sketch real.
Oh, the sketch real.
Okay, I'm gonna search you up right now.
I sent you an invite.
Yeah, Brian's playing this.
Bro, they're gonna be done there game before we even start ours.
Yeah.
This is all
Okay, okay, okay, I added Joe added sketch. Okay. Okay, would you say we should know spaces what would we go?
Yo super it's
two to two jason once you get it i got it i'm gonna copy this up
i'm running to matt
once i get invited i can i can literally invite all of you guys
whenever that is play hasn't invited me for a shit angle
oh excuse me
chan is ludwig still eating mangal
i wish that's not coming out ludwig
i can't make a case that's not a spell
they're gonna take it up
we're almost there
did if I was high as I think I would have had a heart attack from how high my
orders all would be
High-fives knows me, bro. He's good bro. This is this is some default shit. This is the method burn trust me
Yo, Ludwig, bro. I don't think that's how you spell it bro. It's not popping up
I promise you that's how I spell my name, bro
No one else Adam and then we'll add each other
What is your username?
What we got are no spaces
Ludwig
agrin
I added you add me Joe dot bar and then all
Yeah, okay, good good good. How do we get the fucking lobby?
Already registered for the Siege Cup we got 53 minutes
I'm joining now just got the invite perfect perfect. I'm inviting everybody now
It's we're running smooth we're running smooth. Don't worry. Yo, I'm okay
I'm pretty sure what was happening to Monday Mike's game. It was get was he getting errors or no
No
Okay, there's some weird shit going on. Are we the only ones fucking this thing up right now?
I'm okay. You still can't join there. There's an error. Well, I'm trying to get a second second everybody else can join
But you can't yeah second try and he also had to take a walk today hit up Andy or what?
It's the game
Maybe I should hit up AMD.
Did you restart your game?
Listen, listen, listen, one of you guys,
Yeah, I'm gonna restart now.
One of you guys adds SPOIT
and you guys will get in the lobby first.
Hello fuck, two weeks.
Squishy type your
type your Ubisoft
in gen.
That's my game is loading now.
My game is resetting right now.
Skite is playing
R6.
Or six I don't know if CapS is better or CapS is better
Yeah, that's me trying to load my game back
Fucking stupid ass game, but I like what?
What do you mean, Rainbow Six Siege is the best game I've ever made?
Yeah, it's one of these
Are you trying to get Rainbow Six Sieges?
How the fuck do you get one of those?
I love Rainbow Six Siege as well
I mean, Ludwig got paid a Camry to fucking watch us play
I don't know why I'm all the way to fucking Georgia
I
To be fair I watch I'm like a better reactor
Okay, buddy my entire channel my entire channel. I don't know
Those who can't react off hand game, you know, that's the true art form of twitch is reacting
Yeah, the true art form of twitch is reacting one way. I think you're more of a og reactor, you know, maybe
Good point, you know
Yeah, for ten minutes.
Yeah.
This reminds me of when Socrates accepted his punishment.
Yeah.
What?
And willingly killed himself?
When he, uh...
He could have escaped.
He could have escaped, but he didn't.
Yeah, he could have left.
And then he ended up...
He ended up eventually had a boy lover.
Okay.
What the fuck does that have to do with what the hell we're talking about?
I can't bring up that.
I know a little philosophy, too.
All of a sudden, another white boy enters the arena.
You get angry at him?
That is true.
I mean as soon as a white boy enters the arena if I'm being honest, I think most people that I've ever
Seen get a philosophy degree happen to also just be cocky. Are you in the game?
Give us that girl the one that's really sick then over three girl
What is the name?
Ami
Where's um, maybe sounds like an a-list
You got off you said ami
still can't join it's like not okay so it dead ass like not see you be soft
connect or any games also very nice yeah yeah all of the games over maybe
worst case you give give us so what's your what's your UBS like I started
out of any of you guys.
Uh, Jett off art.
So, uh...
Vice, what it did was, bro, it literally signed me out of my fucking account when I tried
to restart my game.
What is yours, uh, Squishy?
Uh, yeah, it didn't let me out of you.
Uh, it's just Squishy Muffins.
It's just Squishy Muffins.
All I have to do is restart my game.
Muffins within S or Z?
Z, Z, Z, yeah.
Out of you?
Oh, yeah, got it.
Perfect.
Let's get the four in there, Squishy, if you can.
Yeah, yeah, let's try.
So think of the sub Grimmy and Brody for the sub again Logan Soto and K4 for the sub
It's a super Zuck Danny and it's for the sub. Yo chat am I crazy or every single tournament
I'm ever in happens to have some sort of technical difficulty specifically attributed to only my team
That delays the tournament by anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes
It's only my team every single time every single time geogaster yesterday with whatever fucking happened with that mod that
got up and took a shit and didn't press continue and then we were just sitting there for fucking 20 minutes
And then this is like we can't join a lobby like I don't it's just it's insane. It's insane every time every time every time
And I'm always on time. That's that's what's that's what's crazy to chat
I'm always on time. I'm the first motherfucker in the call every time and then I'm just sitting here and then we're delaying
I look what what's happening to me? It's gotta be me
We are we are making them wait. We are throwing them off. Yeah, I like that as I promise you a seven over no true
Off of a sub I got a max as the worry we're just
I can't even watch my own stream right now. Yeah, but I get nine Burger King ads
I
Yeah
Type 4 if you're horny I think I got time to go to the store or what
Why you want me to be honest with you, bro
By somebody my phone to turn off
No, bro, I'm about to just replace you on that ass.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up?
Sorry.
Give me like two minutes for that ass, like two minutes.
Yeah, but you can't just hold up the whole tournament.
No, it's not intentional.
It's not intentional.
This wasn't intentional.
You did show up late.
You were late and then you took a shoot and now you can't go.
That was an accident.
All right, that was an accident.
Me getting a connection error is not my fault.
You're a champion, how the fuck does this happen?
This is a music song, bro.
Like, I have to be serious.
You've got to be fucking serious right now.
I've got the fucking music like me.
You are stuck in our golden child.
Fuck.
And you literally sent your pants.
Bro, I literally got the invite.
They're beginning to understand.
Oh, come on, Patrick.
I'm about to say.
Who is the best player?
Can you join or not?
Click the join button.
If you cannot join, I'm going to kick you and replace you.
Advice he's a pathological liar and give us the best player
I mean a code, I need a code and that's all I'm waiting for bro, I was in a code
All right, yo, um
Sky, why can't you go bro my fucking phone's dead? I bro. Listen. I try to
Listen, listen, listen my phone's about to turn on there's no way to turn on the next 30 seconds
Literally, I I'm restarting my games a lobby out completely and I need my two-factor authentication. That's it
and it's
I'm overstimulated if you're oversimulated
If you have two minutes, I'm pretty sure I'll turn on like right now. I do but it's in my closet and it vibrates
Interesting interesting
I'm deafening in case sky gets kicked this is like witnessing an execution I
can't be here for this I can't keep my eyes open if sky gets kicked I can't I
can't I can't hear it I have to turn the other way I turn the other way I'm
just hoping I see him bobbing in the lobby oh no he just got kicked it just
I'm just going to get Skittles um Skittles like same level yeah that's fine you know you know Skittles Joe no I just definitely know because I was I told my channel like it's witnessing an execution I can't I can't be here to watch sky get kicked oh my gosh it was like he really shouldn't open he's there he's our champion
he's our champion
dude i don't know skittles out
dr polay shoot himself crazy showed up lake off in what a fucking day man
okay i feel like you you are kind of new to jinx attorneys this happens every single
really oh with somebody when we were in the rocket league tournament and when we were in the
rocket league attorney xqc showed up three hours late they got a sub for him and he got subbed back
And that was my fucking team to 20k viewers. He gets to stay in the tournament because I just go in
Well, I showed up late and then got subbed back. Yeah, yeah, they already subbed him out and then he got to sub back in
mm-hmm
We waited. Oh my god. We waited we waited for probably like two
It was a crazy amount of time to wait and then you beat him and then he said it was cheating because you were down a player
Well, I beat him 1v2 and then he told me to bet him a quarter million dollars and I was like, I'm just not doing
Can you
I'm ready to get bro. He's ready. He's ready. He did not hit himself
Are you guys in the lobby?
We have no champions, we just been talking about nothing.
Oh my god, we're all here again.
We have no games left.
Oh, okay, we're straight into this side, Beth.
Team Senority.
Alright, let's do it.
Let's introduce the team.
I'm Joe.
We also have Squishy, Skatch, and Ludwig.
Sir.
Ludwig!
Sir!
Ludwig!
I'm Daphne!
Okay, perfect.
Who do we ban here?
For who's?
Okay, let's do a basic ban.
Let's ban Mira.
It's that purple after the left.
It's like that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
There is the majority up. So how how experienced are you guys with C? Like what is your level?
And on a scale of one to ten. I'm level 47. I play a lot of custom games with Jink C though.
I organ's the one map I like no well. I'm level one. Okay. Well I have like 100 hours. Okay.
and then you sketch um I am you know I just think I'll pick block
consider myself 4-5 fuck on think oh or oh they band-aids or lion do you know
how to start me work so skills like everyone has a champ like every team
as a champ and everyone else is kind of like mid okay so yeah I'll I'll I'll
I GL you guys I'll keep it pretty basic though so I won't be I won't be
given like crazy call it's or anything
did you just let it go
we won't know the the call so I just
pinged it yeah yeah so yeah
we can't control a game is it a keyboard
a mouse game
oh my god
are you in touch with us
is this the first time playing it?
this is the first time playing it
this is like your first time being in a lobby
Yeah, I'm not playing right now though.
Upstairs. Upstairs.
You should be drowning right now.
They're upstairs.
This is drone phase, drone phase.
We gotta communicate.
Okay, we gotta communicate together.
I'm gonna calm. I'm gonna calm.
Look, I'm gonna run.
I'm going upstairs.
You're living in this. It's fine.
I'm gonna run Twitch.
You guys just run whatever you guys wanna run, okay?
It's fine. They only have like one or two good players.
Right now, just focus on callouts and just like pings.
It's very simple. Just keep it super simple. They're up top. They're up top.
You guys can't go with somebody. Go with somebody.
What does that... What do you mean exactly?
Like go with someone? Like tag team, tag team.
That way you can change.
Like double up. Like buddy.
Double up, double up.
You don't have to.
Yeah.
So put pressure on that that big window west side
One back right corner
Yeah, that's for yes. Yes, he for our disease. I'm sick. Tell me if you need to heal
I'm gonna be working the opposite side you guys keep putting pressure over there. Okay, we're wherever you guys are and I keep doing
I think so. When you guys hop in, watch out, they have drone traps.
Reloading!
I got one of the thorns.
Okay.
There's one of those back corners there.
I can drown, you can drown, especially right now.
He's on the right, he's on the right here.
What is that corner?
I can't drive, you have to drive.
I'm just on the right, he's on the right.
Shot to me, shot to me!
I'm on my truck.
Scanning?
He's putting pressure on you, I'm good.
I'm good.
I have an angle camera.
Another one?
Going in.
I have one right he's half-elf
spoy is half he's on snow
I have a twitching can you just watch
that it's about a main right at the
bottom end
I'll tell you guys what opportunities to run, it's fine.
this one this one's a ban uh ban ban thorn right now this is the one I just chose
what about cap care that's fine that's fine no ban thorn ban thorn trust me
so we're gonna do a blue take here i'll tell you guys where blue is we can do a blue and
the back tower i said last uh i'll basically i'll basically ping it to you guys so we can
make it split up we can go like three two uh so where construction site is everyone's
spot over there. That's the bottom one. Um, and then you can. Yes. Run snake. Uh, someone
run the floor is, but should character that is like easy to play. I can help. Um, actually
yeah, run finger, run finger is the, it's the middle operate to the right. That's yellow.
All you got to do is just press one button. You can help the entire team. Yeah. I'm thinking.
I'm thinking. Yeah, you play. You press the middle mouse. So you just heal all of us.
Okay, middle mouse on a heel. Do I have to be AOE proximity?
No, you can press it whenever you want. All you gotta do is just wait for us to ask you for it and just press the button and say it's pretty cool.
Okay, what's the shell? What's the shell gonna be?
Uh, think us. Just think us.
Think me. Think me.
Yeah, there you go.
Joe, what do you need if you need help?
Think me?
Why'd you get a chocolate out of that?
I heard them all.
Okay, you guys see where let's see where they are actually they might not be downstairs
That's fine what we can do we're gonna we can do a top down take so basically that that
That's spot that you guys were at last round
We're gonna enter in from there and then we're gonna work our way downstairs
Yeah, we're gonna enter in top floor open up the floor and then we can push push we can work our way down basically
press seven and then click on your operator and then you can have an insane cam have an insane cam
how many rounds until uh we go to the bomb make your way to uh i think it's three we'll say or four
we'll see i don't know if it's a full i don't know if it's a full so let's let's go back to the
spot that we were all that last round okay it's like all the way on the roof all the all the other
the roof here where that big window was what a big one was you run up and hold
space
so where Joe is right now we're lying is keep it we should put pressure here
okay I'm gonna drone this now yeah I they definitely are I'm gonna be I'm
gonna be I'm gonna join it I'm gonna make sure it's clear for you guys
Okay, so it is actually clear you can't hop in just watch your right side watch your right side
I don't know I should don't know through the west was it through the floor through a floor through the floor yeah, okay
It's gonna come white side, which is five thing you're fighting, okay? I'm gonna open up the floor here
Now they do have captain so check your doors for traps, okay?
where was he where is he he's dead stairs he's dead stairs roaming
okay that's fine it's fine it's fine I have a drone that watch the last one
sketch just stand last one let me know if anybody comes up there okay try to
work on white stairs try to work down white stairs there's gonna be one one
guy lobby side which is near five thing he sounds white okay spoil his
bottom right spot is one way he's right below us right next to you Joe he's
gonna be in the hallway to your right you guys we should look through these
holes and try to get some guys we got it we got it we got a move we only have a
a minute left now
what do you mean how do you move?
good shot
oh shit i'm ping i'm ping i'm ping
splits on splits on ping
oh i should have said think uh
oh my god you can harass me
where are you uh
i'm going downstairs
okay
try to get closer to site
fuck
I'm just going towards you, I'm going towards you right now.
Nice.
15 seconds left.
Yeah, get this fuck.
Damn it, that was a close.
Good play.
So, sports just got five kills?
Uh, yes, yeah.
That's okay. That's fine. That's fine. Let's die through a pixel of gap on the floor when I went through a window
I'm also bro. I'm gonna say I think that every team is going to be far worse at attacking than defending
Because the people I don't know how to play I literally just have to hold an angle
It's a lot. No, don't bang plus Ben vigil Ben vigil. That's a good man
Okay, and we I didn't get a think me call just to clarify
Yeah, I should I should have said thank me when I got downed. I didn't get it.
You also if you if we don't call it and you know that we're swinging just do it.
Sure. Okay. Yeah, if you see like any of our health bars like go down just press the button.
Okay. Street time, street time. Yeah. Well, let's see where they are.
There might be downstairs. I think they're gonna be downstairs. We'll see.
And you want to go think again now? Yeah. Run, think it. Run, think it.
Run, think it. I'm gonna run Flores. I'm gonna try to get as much util as possible.
That way when you guys walk in it'll be clear for y'all, but
Wherever I go, I'll tell you guys where to go
Just just listen for the calls and all and then just go where I tell you to go. That's all
Don't worry about doing anything like super technical or using your util just have your gun up and then just try to kill them
Steady stop fucking spamming
I'm getting one guy right now, it's going to roam every round, what are we going to
about that. You see we're five fingers. We're going to spawn construction, spawn construction
real quick. That's where we're going to go. We're going to enter that side, okay? We're
five fingers. I'll ping it one more time so you guys can see. So we're going to push
into this side over here. Ludwig, just try to stay alive as much as possible. That
way you can use your util. That way you can think us. I'll let you.
I'm hearing a lot of running up here.
Okay.
Yeah, they got a rune.
Uh, Void is playing blue side right now.
What do you guys should do?
Actually, yeah.
You guys push over that side.
Squishy, you and I are going to work over here, okay?
Okay.
Try to work on the back side of the stairs.
Nice, nice shot right there.
I'm on the left.
He's going to meet you on the left, okay?
Yeah.
Much better get there they got cap can still for their camera
Shit
Yes, I should walk down you can walk on you can walk on just worry about that barb if you can and need this barb on pain
Okay, Joe. You have a name. Okay. That's fine. That's okay. I was done
They're squishy. You're gonna walk into this guy left and we're gonna kill him. Nice. One more.
Spoil it, spoil it, spoil it.
Upside, upside, upside.
There is no longer a guy for that.
Unfortunately.
Yeah, that's what...
Giving you lies and news, guys.
Joey, he's gonna be in the room to your left. Right there.
Yep. Where the worst case was.
Holding?
Okay, uh...
Where was that from?
Nice!
Nice.
I feel like that was a backball, bro.
I don't think anybody was there.
Nice, okay, in that blue room where that hole was,
where that hole was, you can finger yourself,
you can finger yourself.
Think of it, think of it, think of it.
There you go.
You can go through that hole and then reach to the right.
Yep, to the, to your right, let it, to your right, yep.
All right.
There you go.
Nice, okay.
Last, last one's gonna be to your left, Ash.
To your right, to your right, Ash.
To your right, yep.
To that, at the door, to your left, yep.
Reach on the door to your left.
to your left sketch door to your left yep okay he's gonna be standing at a
pillar so basically pre-fire 90 degrees to your left standing
okay you have a general idea of where he is you got it you'll be in the
hallway to your right
So it's okay. Okay. So how do we how do we take him? How do we how do we what's his best player?
Well all of us are good, so it's fun. Let's see where they are. It's okay. What do we ban again?
Fanish now
Big defense it's first to seven right?
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think this is the thing is probably rules. I've got Legion
It's dorm
Let's go up top you guys should know run one cap and one of you guys run cap can that's the trap up to the left the red one
Run trap ops run thorn run cap can run a frost as well. Okay. I'll go cap can
Cap can you're just gonna crowd actually this is fine. Yeah two bombs on each wall
Yes
It's the button you used to think of yourself you just you press that button you put on a one on a door
You ain't winning Lugs, Dukie, Chat, the reason we're gonna win is because we're playing against fucking SPLIN!
I'm gonna put like one or two on the doors.
It's not because Lugs was bad, Lugs has three kills.
Lugs you can.
You never like rush and flank in this game.
All the time.
So this is the room they want to go to.
Yeah, this is the spot peek of the role, apparently.
We'll split-read anything.
Say that again?
try to spawn peek or is it like yeah yeah it's most of my one expect okay you
have four I got you I got you I'm gonna make I'm gonna make
I don't know how.
I don't know what's happening.
This is true.
Bob locations are secure.
I'm explaining to you, I'm out.
You guys are fine. Just be vocal about what you hear and where they're pushing from.
Come on, Cams. They're shooting at a lot of Cams.
If you have like a general idea of where they're coming from, like using your compass just tell us where, okay?
Here steps east upstairs. Okay. They're pushing on my side
They're the drone they've done in the side
You're getting doka bead hold five you gotta hang up they just broke my door here
Okay, all right. I'm with you. I'm here to help you. Okay
There's one give me person garage
you guys need help on site?
yeah they're garage, they're garage
I'm gonna come back to site, I'm gonna help
is anyone next to your window squishy?
no, no, not my window
on the door, on the door
hold it, fuck
destroyed man
the door's still
oh my god
yeah, we're gonna need help on site
I got one on him, I got the queen, he's up on site.
On site?
Yep, he's at Chofidore right now.
Uh, sketches to the room to your right, watch your right side, yep.
Oh hell no.
Yeah, breach is open.
Big windows open as well, there's gonna be one big window, which is the west window.
I think I think one friendly operator remain they're pushing in
Yeah, we're getting 70 here
It's literally gonna be GGs bro. It's just like every tournament some shit gets delayed
Okay, it's taking a shit so he fucking started an hour late and then boy it's just gonna be fucking 1520 and zero
20 and zero dog shit team literal horrible team. They all suck but him
All right
Vibes are low we got to bring it back up to do what to do man. Yeah, I don't agree it like we're literally getting
We're literally getting one low key. I feel like I should fucking flank them
Yeah, how are you going to do that?
We're going to run outside around.
We're going to run outside at AutoTel's.
If you run outside, it pangs you.
Yeah, we should all actually stay in the same room.
Let's try downstairs.
Let's go downstairs.
It's the laundry, laundry room.
Let's do that.
That might be a little more difficult for them to take.
One of you guys should run dock.
Trust me.
the top right blue operator.
Second third top right.
I don't have one to the left of that.
No I don't have it, I don't have it.
Oh, yeah, I'm on a cap, that's fine.
Cap can it is.
Yep, that's fine.
It was so snake, but it didn't have to go.
I bought 54 chance, I didn't have it.
Wait, you bought 54 chance?
Were you just picking random ones to buy?
No, they have a 54 bundle.
It's like everyone you can buy with like the-
How much was it?
and see. Uh, it's 100 bucks, but luckily it puts
work on her down. More money. Yeah, make sure you grab your
camera before you do anything. Go to go to Joe and grab your
armor. That'll help you.
I know you're lying. It will help you.
didn't worry just put your put your traps down just try to spread them out as much as you can
I'm waiting for some fucking walls out there.
Uh, yeah, alright, leave, don't reinforce anything else.
I'm running, it's locked.
It's okay, again, just be vocal about where they're pushing from, and if you guys need any help, just let us know.
That way we can help, that way we can help.
They're pushing from main front door.
Yeah, there's multiple outside garage right now.
One here, one more peeking.
Okay.
I feel like I have a bunch of things to say.
They might be doing a front take, which is going to be south, south.
Sketch, do you have any impacts?
Bro, like, you know, this is...
It's got seeming effects.
It's over.
So what do you mean by that?
Alright, grenade, like, there's, like, a little small...
Yo, it's actually...
It's actually just fucking...
Split solid snake scans me and I just instant die.
I'm gonna try to deliver to the flank seat.
There's no way.
Lava, do you wanna follow me? Let's go.
Why are we doing this?
I mean, dude, it's like, it's actually to a point where it's like...
If you have a pro...
If you have a pro on match...
Yeah, I'm sitting on cans.
If you have a pro in match,
If they're just carrying the first 13 to zero, I think it's all the back side.
I just can't do anything.
Call it out.
What is that doing?
You stupid fuck.
What is, hey, he's upstairs.
Let's try to go, let's try to go back.
You're dead.
Go to which one side.
You're dead.
Okay, that's, that's a Bona.
Nice.
Keep going, keep going.
You're gonna go by yourself.
I'm gonna go back down to side health, okay?
Look at 13 zero.
It's over, it's over.
He's back up to V2.
We know.
Come here, my friend.
I don't want
You're just ass, bro. I am bad. You're a hundred percent right
Okay sketch they're gonna be in this room here to the bar, okay good fling good
Get shut okay here sketch go through this hole here and fighting come here sketch sketch come here and fighting
Sketch, what are you talking about?
Look to the left and come to this hole here.
Like, go through the hole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you using me as a fucking shield?
Uh, no. I'm just trying to get an idea where they are.
Ludwig, keep going for the flank, okay? You're doing great.
So you give me shot!
They might be going for a plantation, okay?
sketch go back to the hole we need to go through the hole
okay
it's okay I don't have that case
they're fine, they're fine, they're fine, they're fine, they're fine, they're funny
nice? okay it's a 2v1, 2v1
sketch come to the hole, you have to come to me, you have to come to me
sketch come to me hop come to me
okay not enough follow go through first go through first run run towards the
wall
Oh, the chance of the fuck up.
If user located, you're stable in.
Off for land on fire.
No fucking line.
Wait, no time?
I don't have time.
Good play though.
good play though it's okay I'm just getting sat down by spoilt bro I mean
that's next time next time I just need you to go through the rotates just go
just go through go through okay okay who do we Dan uh let's see you know
advanced tank advanced tank target target bands play target band the pro player
it might as well
okay guys it's okay
god i'm just a matter of fact i'm gonna have to make it work right now
all they've been all they've been my snake
all they've been my snake
they must have been to my snake
oh man
my ass blasted
Yes, no keep running captain. Keep it in traps. I'm just gonna come for me
It's really good
Legion's the same thing you just throw mines you spoke you for a good minds down by doors and when we can't be affected by each other's
You tell right no and we're raving into it unless they have to can
Yeah, we can get things oh yes
that is the thing so just throw it around the bomb right
uh no you want to put them on random doors random doorways try to put them
like off-site the ones where they won't expect
oh my god i just got spotted by a scan
okay okay
here i'll do all the reinforcements you guys don't worry about them
I don't know where to put these bombs. I'm putting them in random places.
That's gonna get a kill, surely.
100% that gets a kill.
Five seconds left.
Believe it, you believe.
Oh, I believe.
Wait!
Alright, alright now I'm full confident we bring this around seven rounds. We got it first. We got it. We got it
They're pushing master side, which is near 5 p.m. All right, try to come this side. They're gonna come quick. They're gonna go quick
I
Was a ganger I don't know
What do you guys here I know what do you guys here? What do y'all see literally nothing?
Okay, they're all east side. Okay, they're east second floor a master bedroom side
They're gonna do same things last time
Don't worry for a second don't learn don't reinforce it don't enforce that we need that open, okay?
When you hear them next to you, you're gonna try to wallbang them open our breach
Let me try to go for flank quick here
Yes
Where
They're all master
one friendly remaining
that's right
alright we're going to go into 0 and 6 then it's come back
we literally can't move around
it's okay guys, no worries
W stream
is it a single elimination tournament?
we lose this which will well let's make a comeback here boys oh yeah hey it's not
over I yet it's all snake in the building it doesn't seem it's kind of
good because the other guys get to that raft actually they're actually
I'm getting I'm getting insta-kill by sport every round. I know you're dodging for it. I think I'm just having you know like I'm on
like no one I don't see anyone you just find in the world if I see anyone that's not sport I feel like they're actually pretty shit I just shoot
them in the head they die. My chat is saying I'm terrible I'm like dude you guys
not realize we're playing against literally one of the best pros I'm
right now. Like we've lost a one we've lost multiple rounds in a 5v1 against
Justin and now he has 14 kills. Yeah that's right. I should wait.
Yeah that's right, that's right. I want to kill him.
Skeddy, I think your eyes would have popped out of your head.
Okay, instead of a big window, we'll take control of your mastertaker stuff, okay?
That's gonna be near 5th thing.
We can't have one question go big window.
Joe, if you want, you can go by big window. You know our big window, right?
What do you mean by big window?
Uh, it's the first...
Oh, you don't mean to go big window, do you?
Yeah, second floor, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
They can play aggressive because they're up 6th.
Yep.
Oh, they're already shooting at us.
Yep, don't...
That was me. I opened the door.
You want me to go on this side over here?
Yes, yes, yes. You can put pressure over there.
Can I go through Baker?
Where's that valve?
Maybe just break that from it.
We're gonna shoot him from it.
I
Move like first floor, I think I'm working absolutely here. I'll give a call here, okay, and you can hear him
Nice
Hold up
Hope it's clear. I'm gonna see how many are in sight. They have a frost so when you will hop in windows
Just look for you look at your feet, okay?
No
I thought I had an impact grenade
Where's that guy?
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing
I'm fucking that window right in front
Big brother, incoming
Cluster charge going up
Cluster charge going live
Boits down y'all, point it down
Yeah
3v2 boys we got we got we got this okay this one close to me sketch to your
left you left your left it's one of the kids are Joe when you hop in there's
gonna be a frostbite right you should you should open you should hop in okay
I did it literally nothing that I just want to run around I'm not
I'm not in this way I got literally nothing around I threw a native almost fucking team kill
No, he was down stairs somehow Skiddle, I don't know how I didn't hear.
Yeah, that's a...
Nobody is going to the next one.
It's like a good job guys.
Street, street?
Um, yes, let's see, they might go back to the same type.
What's the pre-fires?
Hmm?
Spongebob.
Yeah.
God, I'm two and six as our captain.
try bro don't think about you like that
I'm just thinking about that mango mango tahin cop right now dude that's
exactly what he's thinking about. I wish I had some more bro I'm full as hell.
y'all doing great y'all doing great y'all doing great we got this we got
We got
The same side the same side what we did last round is perfect we we we pinced them from all sides
We put pressure all around so we just gotta do the same thing again
All right, I'm actually walking in now. Yep, we got this. We got this
Watch out for capcans. There's gonna be those traps in the doors
Yeah, same site, same site, same site.
And I have a...
I'm gonna give a call and I'll let you guys know when, okay?
Wow, Luckus is going right in there.
Yeah, that's him, that's him out there.
Where was he?
Oh my God!
Oh that was a free kill if I just sat right behind you.
You only break this by smacking this shit, bro?
Yo, I broke that door lock.
I didn't even pick it twice.
It just jumped right in.
I go, oh fuck.
Dude, if I just sat right behind him, I literally would have killed Smoyt.
Oh my god, I can't believe that.
Oh, it's so over.
It's so over.
By the way,
I got like all the captain jobs for a
I'm calling a meeting
There's a guy below I'm gonna try to kill him okay keep one pressure on site
I'm gonna try to walk off wait start shooting in three two one start shooting okay he's
He's white, he's white.
Let's cast it off.
He's gonna break, he's gonna break,
he's gonna make the door to your right switch.
Friendly last operator stand.
Oh, what just happened?
Not sure.
I'll just pull you up.
I don't know.
That's okay guys, that's okay.
Well, that's team.
That is game, that is game.
Wow.
He's got more kills than everyone else on the team combined.
Get 12 more kills.
God, he was insane.
Bro.
Those were me. That's crazy. Hey, let's set us up big bond big bond. We're off fucking smoke to me
Yeah, we're out that is okay, I mean that was just so upsetting
Bro, I just don't like I don't I don't see how another team beats that though. Yeah, I guess
Yeah, like I mean, I know Marlin and Danny aren't good, but I'm like spoiled alone had 20 kills
You couldn't you couldn't move on him like his swings were too fucking fast
Hey, he's a top. He's a top pro player. Don't feel bad. It's okay
Well, I don't know I mean like I think there's teams that could beat him
especially if they have like a good like three man like you know whoever the captain is and then
if they draft like a you know a good champ, but it's just like
Swicks 20 and 2
I just don't and like we literally did an entire video where we fucking 5v1 him and almost lost
And now he has four more teammates. Yeah, that's crazy. He's
impossible
The our time in the tournament was slower than trying to initially actually get in it. Yeah, we were actually playing for about
It was actually pretty fast.
Waiting about an hour.
Longer than the actual game, but is that these very funny?
What a game.
That was awesome.
Well, I'm about a bit, but I hope you guys
have a wonderful rest of your stream.
Awesome.
I hope you're having a great day.
I don't even think that I drafted that team.
I don't think I did so great,
but if I'm being real, I think any world
We were losing against Void's team.
I don't see how we would have won that.
Maybe we lost tournament, but I think
we made some friends for life.
For sure.
That's what I think, too.
See in the bright side.
I love you all.
All right, guys, we're going to have a good one.
Good job.
Good job, bro.
You did good.
I got more kills than you, bro.
You did.
You did really good.
And hey, everybody was telling me
that you were a terrible pick.
And I said, I believe in Ludwig.
I think you mean you did really well.
No, you did.
Oh, you did really well.
Sorry, a literature major, by the way.
All right, peace.
Y'all have a good one.
Peace out, peace out.
Let me know if you ever won an IRL in sports.
I would 100%, 1v1 your ass in sports, you would lose.
Okay, do you actually think you beat me in a mile run?
Like how fast can you run a mile?
Not a mile, no.
I think if me and you played each,
if you picked five sports and I picked five sports,
I think I beat you in seven of them.
Basketball, you beat me?
Maybe not.
I don't know, like are we, we're doing like,
one-by-one like street ball or?
Yeah, one-by-one like, yeah, just one-by-one.
I don't know, I'm really bad at basketball,
but you're also really short, so.
Joe, we've met in person.
Yeah, I saw her in there, you're like five, seven.
You went, you looked, your neck was craning,
but you were like, hey, Ludwig, my name's Joe.
That's not what happened at all.
And I, and I looked down, I went, what up, Joe?
And I patted you on the head, bro.
That's not what happened.
It was actually a very wholesome thing.
You were very nice.
I was very nice, but I was also taller than you.
You were not taller than me.
I think you actually have height boosters on,
and you were still like 5'8", maybe?
Yeah, it makes me more confident.
There's nothing wrong with height boosters.
It makes me feel better.
Understood.
What's your best sport?
I ran track in high school, but I
would say my top three sports that I would be you
and specifically, actually maybe four.
I don't know how strong you are.
I would say my top three sports are probably track,
soccer, football.
Like if you kind of powerlifting as a sport,
I think like by way, I'm probably stronger than you.
Like you might be able to lift more than me,
but I actually don't know.
Do you work out?
I work out, I work out.
Do you work out?
I once hit the 1,000 pound club, that was my goal.
I hit that.
You hit the 1,000 pound club?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is 20 pounds.
What did you deadlift like fucking 500 pounds?
No, my deadlifts was kind of we get 355 I squat 380
380 355 and then what was your what was your bench 265
that rounds 2000
it was something like that. Yeah, that's crazy. Good. Yeah, but I don't know.
I think like I don't I'm not saying I think you're on athletic.
I just think that I was your tractors plan.
Uh hurdles high jump sprints. Oh, yeah, your hurdles
110 right
55 110 I stopped I only did 110 hurdle sophomore year, but 55
I'm like I I qualify for nationals
I was like I was like eighth and not eight probably like 12th in the state
What what like what's your one point of a hundred time?
If I had to run a hundred right now. I never had a hundred time on record
I've normally ran the four by two, but if I had a hundred if I had to guess what I would run in a hundred right now
Like if I got on a track and ran I'd probably run like a level 11
No, you smoke me. I think I do 15
I think I do I got fifth place in the state of New Hampshire in fifth grade. I ran
I'm not fucking with you a 15 second time. Okay, but you said that in fifth grade. Yeah
Okay, well you're faster. You're probably faster now
I don't know, bro.
You think you're slower than fifth grade you.
I was genuinely your prodigy.
I don't give a fuck that Jake's calling.
Sorry about you, Seth.
I think I wasted all my talents on streaming.
I think I could have been a D4 athlete.
Oh, you've poured all of your efforts.
Yeah.
I'm down, bro.
I'm down.
Yeah, well, we could set some shit up.
That'll be fun.
We'll set some shit up.
But either way, hey, thanks for chatting me.
And I hope you know, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Your first jump out tournament didn't go as planned, but well,
I wanted rock and lead one.
So. Oh, we did me and you.
Oh my God.
Me and JC lost to you.
Yeah.
And I brought in a ringer.
Speaks is.
Yeah, you actually did bear.
Well, Speaks is crazy good, but you also like did way better than expected as well.
I didn't choke there.
I didn't choke.
No, you know, but oh my God.
Yeah, I hope you have a good rest of your night, brother.
Um, likewise man appreciate the invite. Yeah, I'll catch up. All right. Peace
W blood bro. All right. Let me call Jim see
Chai I know Jinxie was calling me
It's just rude to like I'm mid conversation with Ludwig
Do we have like any calm? Do we have like any courtesy? You know what I'm saying like I don't care if I'm being rude to you guys
When I said that I'm like you guys are spamming saying Jinxie's calling. I'm mid conversation with Ludwig
What do you want me to be like? Oh, sorry, Lord mute him like bro. Come on
That's just rude.
Oh, God, I got a shit set of bad chat.
I'm ending stream after this.
Oh, Joe, what's up, man?
Yo, what's going on?
I also got first-randed.
Oh, dude, we got one to seven.
Well, did you hear that we had like,
Skype had a poop problem, shows up like 30 minutes late.
And then he couldn't join because his game was glitching.
And then we ended up getting Skittles as a fair replacement.
Ludwig wanted to get Andy, but I was like, that's unfair.
And we played, and dude, Spoi went 20 and 2, man.
I'm not upset.
This isn't the Val attorney where I'm crashing out.
I just think we just got skit.
It was literally like we got one guide.
I think that Spoi is that good.
I just kept telling my team.
I was like, we almost lost a 5v1 against just Spoi,
and now he also has four teammates.
Like, and I just did bad.
So, like I went like two and seven.
Ludwig did, dude, Ludwig first time on the game
went like five and five.
Yeah, Ludwig did good.
Dude, to be fair, like, your, the reason why you guys got
fucked in the ass, so hard is because
Skittle's didn't really do anything.
Like, basically, no matter what are these lobbies,
your champion has to have at least like 17 kills.
Like at the bare minimum, I think he had like nine or eight.
Yeah, I think he had like a 10 or 11 by the end of it, but like I mean dude
I'm not even no, but like I'm not mad at Skittles, bro
Like Skittles comes in clutch last minute fills cuz skype can't get in like I
I just think it was just like an unlucky series of events. So
Yeah
How many wait how many kills in stomping out
Yeah, like 22, the only thing is, my dad was slightly over-served on alcohol.
Like it.
Monday and Mike was fucked up.
My dad was kind of just roaming.
I was like, it's hard, because my dad is older, but it's like, it was hard.
But my team was so good, bro, if we could stop it, I think we would have won the tournament.
My team was so good, we were so close.
I was saying, I was like, I don't think sports an unstoppable team.
I said there just needs to be like two guys that could match him in skill and then the other three
It's just like you got to duke it out
Like if you have somebody that matches boy
It actually becomes fair because you have like the other guys come into play
But like it was just such a skilled if that it was like
If if sport doesn't die we lose the round like I mean obviously has to die for us to win
But it's like he needs to die like before any of us die and then we could potentially
And he would get he would he would die like he died like twice
But even when he did die he got three kills first and then now we're just it's a fucking it's a 3v4 and
Aiden was also really good and
So
I don't even think I was my chat said I draft about I was like I think if anything I played fucking terrible
I was like I don't think I draft about I think I just like it was just fucked me against boy like
Bro, Joe, and your team was good.
You just needed Skittles to choose Boyd more times,
but he didn't.
That's my only analysis.
Boyd's unkillable.
The only difference, Skittles is a great fucking player.
No, I also think Skittles probably would have played better
if he didn't come in literally three minutes before he started.
Like, he joined and he instantly started the game.
Like, we didn't even get to talk to him.
Like, it was just like, all right, you're in and we're starting.
And now it's like we're introducing ourselves
and you're telling us what to do.
Exactly
All right, well, uh, yep, thank you for having me, bro. I hope you have a good rest your stream dude. I'll catch you
Yeah, it's it.
W, Johncoe.
All right.
G-Spawn B for the sub real, Keo and Clutch for the sub.
Well, it was a fun turnie, Jack.
I still had fun, you know?
If I'm being real, I think the banter
was super fun before the game.
I think that was the best part of the game.
The draft was really funny, and then we were just talking.
And it was like, that was fun.
And then we started the game, and it was like,
and we're going to lose.
So well, it's still, you know, it was a fun time, but chat appreciate y'all.
Hope you have fun.
Uh, I will not be live tomorrow.
Uh, I'll be posted on YouTube though.
I'll be live on Monday.
Uh, random games, maybe see after some other random shit.
Tuesday night live.
Wednesday is going to be horror games.
Thursday is going to be bus bound, crackfall, some other friends,
top games, knee sneak, uh, Zuzzi and Chris Friday next week.
Reacts next Saturday night live next Sunday.
Reacts in the food challenge.
Uh, may fourth that next Monday, uh, random games, Trevor project,
Charity stream matching chat stone is up to 10 K
We're gonna do another charity stream again late May
When I'm back from the collab with Brooke or not Brooke Jack Jesus
The fifth dead as this go drop six early stream and then the seventh to the 11th
Seventh to the 11th. I'm filming a video with Jack will be gone
Brooke collab like I don't collab with her. I mean collab. She's my girlfriend anyways
Grump this up appreciate y'all hope y'all fun
I think you never really thought it's up done it etc. I'm sorry. I lost the tourney that quit chat
But I mean even I think like at best I would have gotten like three more kills and it still would have been chopped
So yeah, I think I'm gonna raid Ladi though appreciate y'all and I will catch y'all later
We are going to raid in five four three
It's you one
Yes