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Bro, I went to the dentist today, and my teeth are still yellow as fuck.

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I

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Was everybody doing on this van fucking tastic Wednesday everybody chat we are live early today

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For a horror game day, I didn't think that I was gonna go live this early

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but I

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Got all my shit done before stream that I needed to get done

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So I was like, ah, why not go live?

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So we're here now.

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We're going to be streaming early today.

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And we have a horror game today.

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Chat, we have three games that we're definitively playing today,

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starting out with probably the scariest game called

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Don't Play This.

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A lot of people have been asking me to play this game,

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even though the game's titles don't play this.

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Apparently, it's going to be a pretty scary walk through horror

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psychological horror game.

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I don't really know what it's about, but we'll see.

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Then we're gonna be hopping into a game called Empty Gauge,

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which is like a lower quality horror game,

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kind of on the same level,

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like graphics-wise as like a fears to fathom.

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And then we're going to be rhyming it out

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with Midnight Hoops.

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Can we do CS2?

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No!

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I am not opening cases for a bit.

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I lost $1,000 opening cases.

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Like in the last three days, I don't want to open more cases.

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I'm not opening more cases.

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Stop asking me to open more cases.

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It's a waste.

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I lose often.

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Jesus, dude, we got like nothing in the last opening.

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Actually, I think we lost more than $1,000 two days ago.

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Because on Monday we did, I did an 850 buy,

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but then I traded up four reds that I had

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in another red that I got, which probably had a cumulative value

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of like another $350.

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And then I got like $100 a knife out of it.

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So I probably lost like $1,001.

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Anyways, yeah, we're doing a horror game day today.

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For probably the whole stream, if we

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finish these three horror games in a decent time,

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we might hop on another game.

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I don't really know what, but we'll see.

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Tomorrow is going to be number one bus bound.

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We have a short two hour bus bound sponsor,

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but it's a fun sim game that's dropping anyway.

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You're like a bus driver.

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That's the premise of the game.

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We're gonna start out with that at like 3.30 tomorrow.

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After which we're going to be playing Prattfall

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and Spider Roulette, two friend slop gains,

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me, Sneeg, Zusey, and Chris.

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Haven't done a friend slop day in a while,

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so I'm pretty excited.

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That's Thursday.

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Friday's a full React day at like 3.34 EST.

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Saturday, I'm not live.

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Sundays, React's in the food gauntlet.

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Monday, random games in the Trevor Project charity stream,

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which I set up today.

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So that's ready to go on Monday.

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We're gonna be matching chat stone-os up to 10K

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for suicide prevention for Trevor Project.

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Tuesday, next week,

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dead-ass disco drops in random games.

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And then the sixth, the next Wednesday,

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I'll be live early doing a short React day.

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And then I'm gone to 7th to the 11th.

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I'm gone for five days, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

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Yeah, five days I'll be back to the 12th.

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I'm going to be filming a video with Jack,

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or two videos technically, one of his, one of mine.

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So we're both collabing on each other's channel.

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So we're getting two videos out of that.

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That'll be on the YouTube whenever those are done.

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Me and Jack Pembroke.

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And then I'll be back to the 12th.

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And we'll be doing a recap, probably reacts.

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And then Directive 8020 drops the fucking super massive games

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dark anthology series that is taking it to space this time.

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Pretty excited to be playing that.

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I don't think we'll beat it in one stream.

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I'm pretty sure Directive 8020 is probably

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going to be like an eight to a 10 hour game.

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If it's around eight hours, we might try to beat it

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in one stream.

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But if it's like a 10 or a 12 hour game,

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we'll probably do a double, like a back to back stream day

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and just beat it.

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When are we doing GTA 5, the story mode?

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Probably closer to the actual release of GTA 6.

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So probably around August, if I had to guess.

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But there's a lot of other games that are dropping

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this May, slash in the summer.

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007 drops in May, we're gonna be playing that.

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Gamble with your friends is a friend's flop game

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I really wanna play.

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Shift at midnight's dropping.

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What else?

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What other big drops?

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Backyard baseball drops in July.

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Dead faces is coming out.

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Beetleball is supposed to be a fun multiplayer game

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that's dropping soon.

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What else?

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Bacom, I think, might drop in the summer.

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But yeah, if you have any games you want me to play,

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chat, or videos you want me to react to,

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video suggestions, game suggestions,

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and apps that's not fine,

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those are videos that I watch and games that I play.

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Stop the app and just play the game.

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That's the plan, buddy.

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We're not gonna gap too long

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that everyone's gonna hop right in.

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I need to read dough knows real quick Brandon for the sub not taking the three reacts apart to the Minecraft movie

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You saw a couple months ago. Obviously not today

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The Minecraft movie you saw the ARG video. We already watched that that won't be a gaming video though

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Because the entire box copyrighted it's on the VOD channel though remedy for the three Jordy and Brandon for the sub

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Kelly yo full take of the three do a live stream to you moan your lawn

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No, I'm an ivory for the sub be it's Robin and Jedi for the sub Josh

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Thank you for the four chapter to three. You can tell the temperature outside based on the chirps of the crickets back

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Think of a sub more 10 take it a thousand buddies. I feel for the sub scouting for the thousand buddies

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Fantastic Wednesday Carson Hoover. They are a host of our think of the ten gifted subs

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Thank you. They've got something of the ten gifted's

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Charlotte Shady, Cren, Destra, Dizzy, Just Huey, Cole or cool Victor just gliss mic Dylan happy swid

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Victorians with the subcosm like a pretty but the subram you think of it a three

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Ali and bread of the sub not thinking of the three chats retro rewind when don't know

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Maybe at the end of today

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure we're doing these three horror games and then if we have time

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We'll rip some other shit, but it's not gonna be a long-ass stream today

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We've been doing like six hours today's probably gonna be like a four and a half if I had a guess as an ender

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Think of the sub tomorrow will probably be a long stream because we're doing friend slop games

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Friday, I'll probably be normal. Oh, I did film one other thing. I did film the sir straw ming video

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For the food gauntlet the food gauntlet sundae as promised from the f cancer charity stream because we raised like 18k or some shit done for that

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Thank you guys for the support during the charity streams by the way

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But as promised we're doing a food gauntlet, but I couldn't do sir straw ming because it smells so bad that

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It would have made my stream room reek

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Also, W. Bobat for letting me know that I shouldn't open it inside. I didn't even eat it

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But it fucking reeks chats. I almost threw up. I said I wasn't eating it

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I have free will I have fucking free will man. I I literally said I'm not eating this

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I thought it was gonna smell bad and I was just gonna play it up chat

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It was actually the worst thing I've ever smelt in my entire life

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Dead bodies immediately. It sprayed all over my phone. Hey everybody. I'll let you guys listen to it

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Wait listen

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done this

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play

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Oh, no, I can't cut you guys see the whole thing. How should I do it?

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Oh, it's it's juicing a little bit wait

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Juicing out a lot you can see it right there. It's dripping everywhere

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Oh, that really smells.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, now.

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Oh, my God.

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What a scene now. You'll see it on Sunday.

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It's a part of the food gauntlet. I'm not going to show you early.

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Oh, my God, now.

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Oh, my God, now. I was going to play it up for the video.

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Chad, I don't think I could do this.

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I actually do almost are crying. It smells so bad not like sad cry, but like it reeked

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It smelled like death like I'm not even gonna lie

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Okay, have you ever have you ever been fishing offshore and you have to chum?

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Where you kind of like chop up a bunch of fish into like a mush and then throw it in the water

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It smelled like chum, but if it was out in the sun

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for like a week and then you doused it in vinegar and

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Then maybe like killed an old man right next to it and it's just dude like rancid

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Like the most rancid thing I've ever smelled and I've been inside of a dumpster. I've been inside of a dumpster

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I have I have been in a in the vicinity of a

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what is it called

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Where they pump shit out whatever that truck is. I've been around one of those for a day

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What's I jumped in a dumpster for $20 in high school and it smelled really bad and I smelled really bad after

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Yeah, septic tank like I've smelled like feces like pretty bad like I've been in like hot porta-pobbies

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Dude, I've been around dead animals and fish and shit dude

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SirStroming is genuinely the worst smelling thing I have ever smelled.

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Like, God, it ruined the- okay.

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Here's to put it in perspective.

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I was breathing out of my mouth and still gagging after I breathed through my nose.

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So, I'm not even getting most of the scent receptors.

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Like, I was like mouth breathing and gagging.

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Like, it smelled that bad.

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What is it? It's rotting fish or it's it's technically aged fish or whatever. What is sir strumming?

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I don't know what type of fish it is. Yeah, fermented Baltic sea herring. It's one of the world's smelliest foods.

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Fermenting lightly salted fish and barrels for months and then they can it in the pungent aroma of eggs and onions.

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It has a salty umami flavor. Get the fuck out of here. Oh my god looking at it makes me wanna throw up

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It looks like boils like that

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Sorry, no that was actually that was a real gag that was the real nose

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I can't look at the I can't know actually no chat. I'm so serious. It sprayed on my phone yesterday

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when I was opening it when it sprayed it got on my phone and

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And for like two hours after I was just I was just smelling it

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Over and over again. It was no the worst smelling thing ever actually so bad. I don't I like washed my phone

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People eat that yeah, I don't I there's like a specific way you're supposed to eat it where it doesn't taste as bad

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But I don't think there's a world where it's not disgusting

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I would be so real it was the worst smelling thing ever and I I was like looking into it and apparently

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It's like obviously it's a traditional dish in Sweden, but like

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Swedish youth don't even like it

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It's like a traditional Swedish delicacy, but

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But younger generations tend to not like it at all, comparable to like older people.

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I don't know, man.

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Like it was, like it smelled, it smelled worse than Roadkill.

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And that's saying something.

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Like have you ever been around like, like a flattened animal that's been baking in the sun?

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Like it smells like shit.

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Like that times 15.

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Like, like, it's so much worse.

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And it was a $35 can.

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It comes in, it's bulging, so when you pop it open, it sprays.

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Nobody likes it, it's a tradition we do.

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There has to be somebody that likes it.

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It has to be somebody that likes it.

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There's no way, there's no way it's a tradition off...

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I know in Iceland, the tradition of eating a Greenland shark is more off of the reminder of your ancestors and the need to survive and the lengths they had to go through to live in that climate prior to being able to advance technologically.

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Iceland has like one of the highest average incomes and they have you know all these you know modern

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advancements like before all that like living in Iceland was horrible like it was really hard to

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survive you know 500 years ago 400 years ago so it's like people eat it as a reminder of that

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is that is that the same thing I don't know I don't know like the historical root of Sir

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strumming maybe

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Can't put the sub monarch of the three how's the slide in Boston not that bad separately with the subject of the three

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Would you rather eat shit than here?

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Would you rather eat shit then he then that human shit? I'm talking about I would rather

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I would rather smell my own poop then then sir strumming

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I think I would rather try sir strumming

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than human feces, just off of a safety-ness factor,

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but I'm so serious, I think human feces

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would be easier to eat.

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And I haven't tried it, but the smell was so repulsing

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that whatever it tastes like, it doesn't matter, right?

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Christopher thinking of this stuff.

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I don't know though, I've never eaten human shit,

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so I don't know, I've never eaten shit,

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So I don't know, well actually shrimp, shrimp veins I've eaten, that's poop, technically.

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You ever, you ever, you know that black vein on a shrimp?

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That's poop.

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I'm not giving a fuck about that though.

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I eat that shit.

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Motherfuckers be like, ew, I'm like, not really that big of a deal.

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You know?

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Yeah, it's just a little poop vein, but that's different than eating like

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straight shit.

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Yeah, a little poo-strang.

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But you know it's cooked. You're not going to taste it.

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Chris is on the sub-Soviet and balancing for the sub-never off of the 8.

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Had a big message sent out, did it fit?

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I want to show some love.

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You're a pure double mean. Keep it up.

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Appreciate the drive. Thank you.

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Hidden doctor for the sub-case, even the 3.

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Director for the 1000, but he's prepped for the 5.

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How are you good? Just thank you for the 3.

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Girlfriend Splendor, tripped in New York.

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Oh.

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Yeah, we'll see you never bow weird-ass chatter

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Yeah, the mods saw that one hold up. Yeah, but I'm blocking you man

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Fucking weirdo

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Uh, king with a sub-i-fall for the sub-health of the three.

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Just blocked and deleted all the messages with my X.

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I feel way better. That's awesome.

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J, take it to three.

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Help me to track me covered with my dog passing away.

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Rip at the chat. I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, Jordan.

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Had him since COVID. His name was Titan.

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Rip Titan in the chat.

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I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, man.

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That's so sad.

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Enderino, S, Rachel, Brandon,

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Ali with a sub-rem, even three,

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now with a sub-super, and Kord,

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take it to the sub-rem, take it to the three.

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Love your acts.

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Can you watch a video on my YouTube and me drawing?

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No.

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Pean, take it to the sub-two, A to the three.

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You can react to video, sub, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.

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Watch it.

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First game of the day.

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Don't play this.

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Pixel, think of it as a threat.

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Which bomb is it?

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Don't know.

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But I did react to it.

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All right, lock in.

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Don't play this.

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This is supposed to be the scariest game

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that we're playing today.

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And I always start out with the scariest chat.

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I said that.

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I said that.

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All right, I tried to.

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If we play multiple horror games in a day,

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I want to get the scariest one out of the way first.

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I don't give a fuck if I'm playing it earlier in the day.

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I don't like scary games.

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Pure for the sub-chatter, think of it as a five-gift.

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It's a lock-in chat.

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Please don't send bets.

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I'm not going to be able to read them

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while we are on this game.

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Pure thinking of the sub-chats.

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Hop in.

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Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the four.

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Got a new Puffco.

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Awesome.

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Chats! Lock it in!

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Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the 490 bits, by the way. I said 400.

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I was skimping you out there on the 90 bits. Thank you for the 90 bits as well, brother.

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490 bits.

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W. Meeseeks.

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Zach, thank you for the sub. Chats?

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Chats?

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Don't play this.

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I hope there's story. Oh, fuck this.

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What is Flappy Egg? Can I play that before things get scary?

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You have a new message for sure to read it. Or just play fucking Flappy Egg.

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It's everybody gonna fuck themselves.

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Yo y'all remember when Flappy Bird got deleted and everybody thought the world was gonna fucking end?

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No!

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Oh, it'll be okay as long as you have a downloaded it's just not in the app store anymore.

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You're still gonna be able to use it I

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Remember I had that shit downloaded into my iPad mini for like two years after I

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Was like yeah, I still got that shit and in a plane and knockoff version in high school called Fady Bird

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And I would sit in class and me my friend would play Fady Bird

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He's trying to beat each other's high score

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I remember we got to like 283 or something I

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Would just not this is the easy this is easier than Flappy bird by the way, holy fuck. This is so easy

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No, but I would know life the fuck out of that we play in school got to a point where me and him were so competitive

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I would message him at like two in the morning just a screenshot of my new high score

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The fucking euphoria in that shit chat was awesome

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damn it 72

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It's not Batch at first try on fucking Flappy Egg.

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Rye bashed surprise for the sub-zack of Eve for the sub.

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That's a wow from Max.

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Bro, I was surfing the dark net yesterday and came across some creepy videos.

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Check it out.

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I gotta just download that.

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I didn't just open it.

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Oh my god am I where am I dude oh fuck no wait am I just playing like snippets of horror

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games that things gonna chase me I'm not even giving a fuck bro just start throwing the

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The jump scares that thing.

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Nevermind, I take it back.

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Nevermind, I take it back.

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Nevermind, I take it back.

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He's gonna be gone.

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I knew it.

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Oh, no, he's here.

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That motherfucker with scoliosis looking like Voldemort.

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Give him, I'm just gonna be playing

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a bunch of like short sniffing horror games.

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The key under the book on the table.

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The key under the book on the table that this dead guy's holding how sweet

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Hey, buddy, you mind if I take that from you big dog? I know you're having a fancy dinner and everything. Yeah, let's just get that hand out of there

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Thank you

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Thank you for that key really appreciate it. I'll be on my way now though

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You two or three had a lovely day

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Or night I

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Don't even know where I am. I feel like I'm in a space ship not a spaceship

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Why am I jiggle peaking a window?

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Hello?

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What the fuck?

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What's the fuck, dialed?

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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Oh, no, I'm okay.

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No, I'm okay.

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Wait, actually, I'm okay.

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Oh, no, I'm okay. No, no, I'm okay. Wait, actually, I have a captain's hat on. You guys have to listen to me.

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Just read it. If anybody reads this, there's a radio in the cabin that could be used to contact the other crew.

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If you tune it in, it'll work. Radio in the other cabin. Roger.

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Please! Don't do this! You don't need to do this! I knew he would be gone! I called it! That one was too animated!

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Oh my god, there's bulk cutters in there! Radio in the other cabin!

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I'm salivating, I'm so scared. Whose foot is that? Oh no!

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Oh, I can tune it right here? That's simple.

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I feel like we're getting some fucking alien connection going on here. What the fuck's happening?

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This does not sound like a regular radio.

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What frequencies could I possibly be intercepting right now?

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Why do we have skill checks this early into the game?

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Somebody's behind me!

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HURRY UP!

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BANG!

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That was easy.

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Don't be behind me, don't be behind me, don't be behind me.

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How's that open now?

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Oh.

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Sorry, sir, I didn't I was going I was not no I wasn't gonna take your seat. I was just

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I'll be your waiter for the day

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First got goldfish eyes

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Sort of medical condition his vision's got to be terrible he surely never catches me go damp him up

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I think I'd rather not I can't get out of here, but first

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something I need to find something to cut that chain with I already know where I

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could cut that chain deck I saw that on the other side of the room Jigal peak

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alright he's not there how do I get in that room you have to go back through

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over here. How the fuck am I supposed to get in that side? Oh my god can I crawl through

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the wall or like sledgehammer this shit? It's so fucking quiet now I hate it. Walk in there.

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Dude, I hate these walkthrough horrors, no fucking-

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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WOOOOOHOH!

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What was that?!

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I hate these walkthrough horrors, bro.

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No story, it's just like, hey, there's some fucking incest monster following you.

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He has- he hasn't cut his fingernails in seven months.

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And he smells of urine in mildew.

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He's actually just an amalgamation of all of your traumas that you- that you've realized

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over the years.

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Why am I grabbing a wife jacket and not gonna jump in the middle of the fucking ocean?

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Do I not know how to swim?

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Just go.

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Just go.

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Just go.

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Just go.

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I don't even know where I'm going, but just go.

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What the fuck's over here?

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Can I climb through that hatch?

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What did he say I needed to do?

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Oh, fuck this. I have to go up? How do I go up?

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There's not a ladder.

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Oh, let me go grab the chair.

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What a great idea.

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Surely nothing could go wrong over here with all the dead bu-

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What is that noise?

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You're telling me this guy rearranged the entire fucking layout of this room here without

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me hearing it?

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Dragging this water around the board?

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Dude, I am actually cha- you know I'm a strong suicide prevention advocate.

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But if I'm in this situation, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

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I'm not trying to survive this.

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Let me tell you that.

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If I have one of those fuckers trying to chase me, it is a good night for me.

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I think this is a different situation, though.

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How do I get out of here?

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Is that a head on the floor? What is that?

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Dude, I'm just going in circles at this point.

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Why am I going back here? What am I getting? Stop! Please!

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Please, please, please. I don't know where I'm going.

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I'm going, I'm literally just wandering around this entire fucking house.

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I hear somebody.

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I have a fucking 800 pound linebacker.

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Looks like there's a ladder here.

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Where's here?

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Where's here?

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There's a ladder here.

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Chat, where?

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Ladder, ladder, ladder.

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Just accept your fate.

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Fuck you.

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Accept my fucking fate.

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I'm getting out of here.

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It was right there.

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Oh, it said looks like there's no ladder-

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Oof!

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Oh, how convenient.

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Oh, I'll sleep.

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Who's calling?

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Maybe the rescue. I need an answer.

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Nooooooooo!

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We're crawling out of the fucking ship?

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I'm literally escaping and we're gonna go back. Oh, what a great play. Oh, what a great fucking idea

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Yeah, let's all yeah, let's just trap myself in the corner over here

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It's gonna fucking check out these people tell me why is there a huge piss stain on that mattress?

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I don't want to turn around

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I was trying to pre-jack the scares just so I saved myself in case things get a little

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too scary. The ladder is gonna be gone. Hey, I'm Joe. Nice to meet you.

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Yeah

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Yeah, cortisol cortisol is going up pretty high right now. What a sex is that bow rider? Holy fuck

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I need to find the white switch. Why did it not kill me?

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Why are why do we never why do we never question that you guys ever think about that shit? I?

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I I literally had the potential to kill me right there and it didn't

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Two fuses are missing. Oh, I gotta go fucking find them. How nice

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Here's the first one

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I need to find one more fuse

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I'm gonna have to walk back this way. He's like toying with my body

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What type of mythical creature plays with you before they kill you doesn't that is that what ah the fucking it clown

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does what's his name I'm just staring at the floor nothing could scare me if I

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nothing could scare me if I just stare at the floor the whole time what do you

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pause nothing scary if I'm staring at the floor

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cheat code nothing scary if I'm just not looking

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Oh, I thank you for the fuse.

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Just go back.

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Just stare at the floor again.

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Can't hurt me if I stare at the floor.

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Can't hurt me if I'm looking at the floor.

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I gotta look up a little bit.

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Somebody has some metal crowbar they just dropped.

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I wonder who that could be.

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Let's just keep going and plugging the fuse potentially.

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Maybe start the power.

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Maybe start the power.

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How did he just fucking morph into the water?

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Does it turn on?

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Oh my god.

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Can we crawl out of here now?

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I want to leave.

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I want to leave this fucking place.

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Holy shit, are there fucking five of these scenarios I have to go through?

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Tell me it's stealing.

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I need to turn on the light. I don't know where the light is.

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Was it the light switch that I just went to?

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God, I have to go all the way back.

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Just leave at this point. Yeah, how am I going to leave?

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I'm trapped in a fucking metal door in the middle of the ocean with a fucking sex zombie

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that's toying with my body before he fucking eats me.

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You see how sharp his teeth were?

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I feel like a great defense mechanism.

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If he attacks me I just grab his eyeball.

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AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Oh, sorry.

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I'm just...

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I...

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I...

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It's...

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Don't do this.

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Don't do this.

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Don't do this.

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I need to turn on the light.

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Why am I constantly...

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Runner?

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Stop it!

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Stop it!

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Please!

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Please!

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STOP IT! PLEASE! PLEASE!

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Oh my god!

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No, this is actually fucked up. No, this is actually fucked up.

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This is actually fucked up. My whole body is sweating right now. I feel damp.

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I feel physically damp. Third try is a Charmy's gonna scare me.

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Don't do this! Oh my god!

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Wait, is that getting closer?

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That's getting closer!

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That was rough. I can't do this without coffee. That was one of five. Dude, why do I live?

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I live in literally dystopia cider punk. What the fuck is this? I need to turn on the light. You're joking

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My god beers on the floor

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What did I say I need a coffee

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Looks like I'm out of water there's a bottle by the bed make sure it's not a piss bottle

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I've been here before. Clean your room. No time. I've played these games before, literally.

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While the water's boiling, I can keep watching. I don't want to keep watching. Dude, I-

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Oh my god, I get to pick what video?

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Let's just go in order, bro

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Oh, these all look terrible

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Why can't any of these be like a sunny meadow that one is the only one that looks doable and

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There's just gonna be something in the back of the car

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Bro.

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I can't do this.

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Break, thank you for the raid, bro.

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Come on, shout out, break, bro.

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Congrats on fucking getting second in the Gia Attorney again.

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I'm playing a horror game right now.

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I'm freaking the fuck out.

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I need to capture content for my subscribers.

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My name is Zach Bagans.

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And I didn't believe in ghosts until I encountered one.

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If I film something weird, maybe I'll get more viewers.

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My name is Zach Baggins, and I didn't believe in a paranormal until I encountered one.

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It's my great-grandmother.

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She just started screaming at me about how I fucking dare to eat my water underwear too much.

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I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm yapping right now.

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I just try to fill the air so it's not silent because I get scared.

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I have one viewer.

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I have one viewer.

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Alright, subscribers.

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What should we go investigate first?

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Alright, it's just a dead end.

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Am I tweaking?

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How weird.

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I think I heard something, I can't go that way.

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I think I heard something ahead. Looks like, oh look, a passage opened up.

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What great contact. Oh, it locked. Oh lovely.

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Let's open the door. Surely there's somebody in here. You can run with the shaft. I have to run?

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Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run?

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What am I running from? What am I running from? What am I running from?

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Am I running-

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She has a dirty coke nail. Looks like we're dealing with a drug addict.

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Get the switch. I don't know if that didn't open up a gate for a chance.

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Don't come near me!

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I have an eight chatter twitch stream that will see what you do.

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Chug use is TOS.

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You're not allowed to hear me.

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Oh my god, I have to go switch three other switches.

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Yo, you're dead ass.

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I like being able to run, though.

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Is that crazy?

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I feel like I get less nervous when I'm not just walking.

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Flip it!

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Flip it!

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Get me the fuck out of here!

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Get me the fuck out of here!

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Why can't I run anymore?

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See, I literally just talk about how running makes me feel safer and now I can't run.

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Oh, my God.

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She gonna have a f-

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What was that?!

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What was that?!

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Bro, if her hand was that big her head's gotta be huge, pause.

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So you come burst it through the door like that like that little lob lob figure from Resident Evil

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Yo enough of the metal bar dropping

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Yeah, you think that's her hair

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Why am I assuming it's a woman she had long delicate fingers sorry

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It's just an assumption

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get me out of here what the fuck was that what the fuck was that I thought I'm

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still the bulls I thought I'm still the huge ass monster

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who was that oh sorry chat is the video quality oh shit chat we're going

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through a tunnel right now for an 420p type one if the quality's bad my name

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I met my fake Twitch chat, not my real Twitch chat.

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She's a coke addict, you see it in the eyes.

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I died?

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Yo I swear if this ends up becoming a horror game in here, that's gonna test me off.

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like if I if I get out of the computer and then like one of those monsters is

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actually near me you'll be the sixth tape oh my god that makes so much sense I

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just drank all that coffee I should go back to watching the video why would I

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ever want to watch these videos God dude just don't bro please like please

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let there not be something in the back of the car I can't deal well with

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That's like an IRL fear of mine

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You're driving at home in the middle of the night

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You just constantly go

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Looking in the rear view. Oh my god, this exact this exact scenario kill no street lights. Oh

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My god, I just have a mysterious UPS box in the back

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Oh, it's in perfect fucking view. It's in perfect fucking view other side of the box much

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I'm gonna look up, and it's gonna be open, and then there's gonna be like, hands...

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Reaching out of the...

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Reaching out of the box. Yeah, I know about that.

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I need to take it away and dump it somewhere far off.

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700 meters.

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What? Do I have windshield wipers?

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Look at them, you're the focus on the backseat.

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Why do I have to do that? Oh my God, it's like the other side of the box.

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Oh shit, I just crashed.

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Turn on the radio?

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Okay.

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Yo, I swear I'm actually- I'm not gonna stop looking at this.

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If it fucking opens the box, I see it in the rear view.

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Do you think I need to actually focus on it so it doesn't hurt me?

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Only 400 meters away.

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So we're literally right there.

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300 meters away.

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Yo, GG, easy fucking horror game.

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What's that over there?

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I need to go check it out.

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Why am I going to check this out for that is a mutilated body?

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Bro, oh my god, that is a dead fucking deer that was eaten alive.

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And then ditched.

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Brother, what is that?

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Ugh, what a sight.

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I'm in a hurry, I need to keep going.

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I feel like I should drag the dead deer's body away.

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Well, I brought a car out of the box.

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I know a car out of the box.

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While I was in the car, I shut that fucking door.

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First, you need to close the door.

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Yeah, no shit.

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First, you need to close the door.

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The door's closed.

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First, you need to close the door.

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The door's closed!

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I'm so bad to the other side of the box is the scariest short horror film I've ever

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seen if this if something starts crawling outside of that it's gonna move

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only 150 meters why we have to be like literally right there 100 meters there's

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gonna be a fucking roadblock I'm gonna have to drive a mile in the other

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direction we're here we're here we're here we're here I need to keep going

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there's a broken fence somewhere around here we get ass good thing I've died

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go check keep your eyes peeled for a broken fence

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keep your eyes peeled for a broken fence sponsored not sponsored I also don't use

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Geico all right we're here need to jump the box in the woods oh my god you think

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I dump the box, leave, and then it reappears.

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I throw the box in the woods, and then I look back, and it's still there.

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That'd be fucking terrible.

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I swear I just heard a human whisper.

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We need to get out of here.

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GO!

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Why can't I not run?

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I'm going slower than a regular walking pace!

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Holy shit, this is like when Apple Maps tells you it's 20 minutes to fucking walk a distance. Nobody walks that smile

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It's gonna be in the backseat. If it reappears, I swear to God

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3000 meters

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Can I turn up-

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

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What happened to the box?

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What happened to the box mechanic, bro?

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My god, that's so fucking stupid.

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Come on, man. Are we serious?

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I thought this was gonna be like a regular ass fucking driving game

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I was like creepy ass music flying constantly

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2000 meters away

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Looks like the rear-right tires flat what if somebody just fucking shoot it with a ballistic missile are we serious?

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I'm dry bro. Yeah, well let's get out of the car

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Well, let's go see what the problem is. Let's check on the road at

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Look like oh the rear right tire is flat. Oh, I guess I gotta fucking change it. I have a jack in the trunk. Oh great

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A little handyman fix

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Is it fixed? Oh

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You're fucking joking dude. There's gonna be somebody under there

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All right, well, let's jack it up

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Not even looking out. I hear somebody running around. W. Jack.

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This is so scary. This would be scary to do in real life without monsters chasing you.

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In the middle of nowhere changing attire at two in the morning while it's pouring rain.

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No you motherfuckers! I swear to god I will put you in a fucking rear naked choke! I will

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make your eyes pop out of your skull dudes! You're gonna be like a pez machine! I'm

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I'm gonna fuckin' rip your drug door outta your fuckin' neck.

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I swear to God.

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Get any closer to me.

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I'm gonna eat your Adam's apple like you fuckin' pezz.

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Get me outta here.

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Close that shit.

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We're leaving.

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Close it.

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We're leaving.

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I'm ditching the tire too.

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He's it.

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I'm not going to just shock you, I'm not going to just shock you, I'm not going to

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Damn, box already got rid of it.

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Okay, so this guy's been dealing with this problem for quite some time.

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I need to keep going. This time, I'll definitely get rid of it. I'll bury it as deep as possible.

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Why don't I burn it?

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What's happening?

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What's happening? What if I just ignore the box?

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I want to leave, shuffles in the back of the car.

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I want to leave, dude.

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Just throw it out.

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Throw it out the fucking window.

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Why am I going to bury this motherfucker?

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Let's leave.

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Where are Fox and Hand?

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Where am I burying him?

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I ain't got a fuckin' clue!

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Right here?

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Am I supposed to go into the woods?

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Oh my god, all the way that far in?

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Why not just run over it with my car?

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Deeding the box?

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Sorry.

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a car scan something right damn car it's stolen again

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I would get out of here faster on foot with the amount of problems my car has

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I the tire blows out the car doesn't start the box keeps reappearing

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What?

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Just go just go just go just go just fucking drive

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Just fucking drive. Don't stop the car again, man

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I have to put on triangular wheels on this car. I'm making it out of here, man

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Fuck! This is horrible!

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The trunk?

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I just...

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I'm not even turn around, bro.

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I'm not even gonna lie.

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Chat, I'm not even gonna lie.

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I'm not looking in the back of the car.

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It could just kill me.

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It could just kill me.

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For all I get the fucking shit. I have to walk I'm curious.

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AHHHH!!

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AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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OH MY GOD!!

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OH MY GOD!!

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How did it fit in that box?

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I need to turn on the interior lights.

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Don't know how to do that.

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Bro, can you turn on the fucking interior lights?

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Am I going to get out of the fucking car?

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serious how do you turn on the interior lights

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how do you turn on the interior oh my god just fucking dry just fucking dry

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what is happening oh I'm going the wrong way I just don't give a shit about

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this piece of shit car I like I just don't care dude that thing's in the

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vehicle with me that is wild if I see the box again

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So I'm not gonna lie, this is the scariest game I've played in a while.

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Like it is, it is not, it's just relentless.

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There's just problem, I'm seriously injured.

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I'm seriously injured.

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I need to find help.

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The box.

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Please.

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Help.

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Flight.

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There, there must be people there.

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I'm dead as shit, dude.

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who are we kidding just fucking walk fucking walk oh my god that is so far

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away it's gonna be the box with a light on it I'm looking at OBS I'm too scared

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I'm watching it like a twitch chatter and then it won't scare me I'm not

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actually controlling it I'm just watching it Joe Bart this isn't scary

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at all you're just a stupid pussy I hear somebody walking to my right I'm

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I'm just going to keep walking.

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Oh, I just fainted.

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That's nice.

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I'm fading in and out of consciousness.

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Where am I walking?

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Where am I walking?

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I don't know.

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This is so scary.

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Behind you, I'm not looking behind me again.

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I learned my lesson with a box.

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I'm going towards the light, even if it means my immediate death.

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I'm a viewer, not a streamer.

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I'm not actually controlling the game.

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I'm just spectating it.

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I just passed out again.

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Am I there?

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Oh!

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My brain's emerging.

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That was horrible.

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That was only video three.

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Yo, that one looks even worse.

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These two look even worse.

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I don't know how these two look even worse, but they do.

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I just don't even want to fucking deal with that shit, bro.

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Are you serious?

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Oh my god, and I have a creepy cat.

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Aw, never mind.

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He's so cute.

55:58.300 --> 56:01.540
I thought you were a little kitty.

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I need to feed Barsik.

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The food was somewhere around here.

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Bro, if there's a monster in one of these rooms...

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Hey, Barcic, it'd be great if I had a light in this room that I'd be able to find your

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fucking cat that is here.

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Where the fuck is the catfri-

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I'm not liking that box there

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Chat, I really like I'm so excited to just be done this game

57:08.700 --> 57:10.060
I

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Have two more of these bro every time I wake up. Yeah, this is actually just like witnessing the worst possible deaths

57:16.900 --> 57:22.140
Looks like he's gone. We could get out now, bro. Who is he? Oh?

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Hell no

57:26.300 --> 57:28.740
Hold down left mouse button to move lamp

57:33.020 --> 57:37.020
Are we fucking serious?

57:37.020 --> 57:45.020
We need to find something to unscrew the nut.

57:45.020 --> 57:51.020
I can't do this. I actually can't do this anymore.

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No, I'm like actually fucking serious.

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No, this is like too much scary shit, like too fast in repetition.

57:57.020 --> 58:00.020
Can we have some fucking story in between?

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Maybe like a happy dialogue between people or something, you know

58:04.220 --> 58:10.380
I get a pet a cat one time, and then I'm just fucking thrown back into this shit. I mean, it's horrible

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Thanks fuck a wrench

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All the light bulbs all fucked up. That can't be good. I kind of need that

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Oh

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I kind of need that light. The key doesn't fit. What do you mean the key doesn't fucking

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fit? Bro, I actually need this light and I can't use it. Should I restart? Bro, what?

58:49.420 --> 58:56.420
I can't even grab the...

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You don't need it I need the light yo Chris Chris I see your type in hashtag modding the

59:33.620 --> 59:37.820
other day I saw you playing some cringe ass horror game that I played previously called

59:37.820 --> 59:44.460
sharks and minnows play this shit play this shit see other twitching oh guys today we're

59:44.460 --> 59:47.940
playing a horror game today we're playing a horror game we're gonna be playing

59:47.940 --> 59:57.420
fears the fact we're gonna be playing fears the fact of guys super scary it's

59:57.420 --> 01:00:03.340
just don't play this why would I play it human curiosity

01:00:04.140 --> 01:00:09.860
curiosity I don't know need to find some of the unscrew the nine paws

01:00:09.860 --> 01:00:16.860
Why didn't the wrench work though?

01:00:16.860 --> 01:00:22.860
Said it didn't fit. That's like string cap. Use the other side. The key doesn't fit. It's not a key, it's a wrench.

01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:30.860
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking crash out, dude. I can't deal with this.

01:00:30.860 --> 01:00:34.860
I need a better wrench, a little, a little, a little bit smaller.

01:00:39.860 --> 01:00:40.860
Yeah.

01:00:43.860 --> 01:00:45.860
This ain't even scary.

01:00:45.860 --> 01:00:50.860
Hold up, we got a giga-chat and chat. Everybody, everybody get on your knees and blast them.

01:00:52.860 --> 01:00:55.860
We have a cool, we have a cool person in stream.

01:00:55.860 --> 01:00:56.860
Geez.

01:00:56.860 --> 01:00:57.860
Ew.

01:00:57.860 --> 01:01:01.100
Why are you fucking Billy badass over here?

01:01:01.100 --> 01:01:04.200
Yeah, this isn't even scary.

01:01:04.200 --> 01:01:08.940
This game is like fucking weak shit, for real.

01:01:08.940 --> 01:01:12.860
Try and play Slender, man.

01:01:12.860 --> 01:01:14.660
Somebody's gonna grab my hand.

01:01:14.660 --> 01:01:15.660
What's in the box?

01:01:15.660 --> 01:01:16.660
A key.

01:01:16.660 --> 01:01:19.660
Probably a key to this way.

01:01:19.660 --> 01:01:35.500
to this way all right now we run the fuck out of here see ya what

01:01:49.660 --> 01:01:57.140
No, it's gonna be it's gonna be in real life. It's gonna be in real life. It's gonna be

01:01:57.140 --> 01:02:08.580
in real life. Oh my god, stop. Oh my god, stop. Okay, maybe not. I need to finish watching

01:02:08.580 --> 01:02:19.580
four videos. A new horror game just came out. Check it out.

01:02:19.580 --> 01:02:34.760
What is this?

01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:37.760
I don't know.

01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:42.080
I'm not- how do I quit this?

01:02:42.080 --> 01:02:43.080
How do I quit this?

01:02:43.080 --> 01:02:44.080
How do I quit this?

01:02:44.080 --> 01:02:45.080
I don't know.

01:02:45.080 --> 01:02:48.520
Why am I playing- why am I playing a horror game within a game right now?

01:02:48.520 --> 01:02:49.800
It's not worth it.

01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:51.140
I need to find everything on the west.

01:02:51.140 --> 01:02:54.560
And 36 fucking seconds?

01:02:54.560 --> 01:02:55.800
Are you fucking crazy?

01:02:55.800 --> 01:02:59.040
36 seconds.

01:02:59.040 --> 01:03:00.680
I'm supposed to find everything on the west.

01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:05.520
Walk into this dark ass room.

01:03:05.520 --> 01:03:06.520
Oh, hell no.

01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:10.500
Ah!

01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:15.760
Stupid dude.

01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:22.960
I like this like some like literally a lame crazy game level around six seconds. I need to find an axe. I'm gonna lose

01:03:27.120 --> 01:03:34.040
You know god, I really need to finish was that was that video for technically

01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:49.020
Like, it... does this actually go anywhere?

01:03:50.800 --> 01:03:52.580
But you didn't finish four?

01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:56.280
Yeah but it glitched on purpose so I don't know four was actually...

01:03:56.280 --> 01:03:58.860
SCREAMS

01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:25.760
Just get it done man. Just get it done. Just get me through the life. Just get me through

01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:30.640
the life. I swear to God I'm like, I'm actually good. If you're a wrestler and you need a

01:04:30.640 --> 01:04:37.120
shed light, fuck the whole running miles of spitting your spit into a cup to fucking

01:04:37.120 --> 01:04:41.240
get rid of water rain. Just play some of these wack ass horror games. It's getting

01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:48.400
cold I need to find a hat a hat's gonna warm me up why is it so cold I need to

01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:52.560
figure out where the drafts coming from probably the fact that there's I don't

01:04:52.560 --> 01:04:57.800
know a million entrances in this fucking shitty wooden hut the doors have to get

01:04:57.800 --> 01:05:05.640
I closed it maybe somebody came in to warm up oh wow how common that is

01:05:05.640 --> 01:05:08.360
Let's fucking shut the curtains, baby.

01:05:10.040 --> 01:05:11.220
This is horrible.

01:05:12.520 --> 01:05:13.680
Oh my God.

01:05:15.360 --> 01:05:16.920
What a fool I am.

01:05:18.120 --> 01:05:20.640
I need to light the fireplace.

01:05:20.640 --> 01:05:22.780
Oh, duh, of course.

01:05:25.620 --> 01:05:27.520
I don't know where the fire pit is, firewood.

01:05:27.520 --> 01:05:28.880
There's firewood somewhere.

01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:32.040
Firewood right there, how convenient.

01:05:33.160 --> 01:05:35.120
Fucking light the fire pit.

01:05:35.120 --> 01:05:38.540
just for to get blown out by some fucking Demi-Gorgon.

01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:41.760
What was that noise?

01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:44.360
Matches, I hope the box is in empty.

01:05:51.080 --> 01:05:52.080
When's Retro?

01:05:52.080 --> 01:05:53.600
I don't know, stop asking.

01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:03.240
Top three annoying chat things to do.

01:06:03.240 --> 01:06:06.520
Ask when the game is, that isn't the game that we're playing.

01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:18.200
Bro, where is the box of matches?

01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:24.320
I actually feel like I'm gonna have a fucking headache

01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:25.920
from playing this game.

01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:28.520
Like, where is the box of,

01:06:28.520 --> 01:06:30.920
just tell me where the box of matches is.

01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:39.240
Please in the bathroom you're fucking genius man smart thinking I don't know why they put mattress in the bathroom though

01:06:39.240 --> 01:06:42.580
Oh to light a candle after you take a dump. Do you guys do that?

01:06:43.680 --> 01:06:49.680
Joe do you follow MLS soccer at all? No drama think of the sub pippie and burpa and club think of the sub

01:06:49.680 --> 01:06:52.300
Valentino for the thousand buddies Benzie Drake Ryan

01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:58.360
Dry ghost D car less goaded yas break think of the raid T2D Pablo think of the three highs of the subslam

01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:04.660
Think of the three tripping for the subject. He'd put taking the sub of Eve Rye and Zachy to the sub me seeks taking the four

01:07:06.040 --> 01:07:11.460
Hello to your bird lemon and Pablo for the three getting deployed soon. Well, thank you for your service, man. I hope it goes well

01:07:12.500 --> 01:07:14.500
Count me thinking of the sub lock in. Oh

01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:18.300
My god the box of matches and a shitload of cigarettes

01:07:19.360 --> 01:07:21.960
Nothing like smoking a fucking cigarette while you're taking it

01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:36.560
Yeah, lighting a log of wood with one match.

01:07:36.560 --> 01:07:38.560
I hate this.

01:07:38.560 --> 01:07:48.640
Can I just sit here and have a fun time the rest of the stream, man?

01:07:48.640 --> 01:07:51.200
Like the music's peaceful on this radio.

01:07:51.200 --> 01:07:57.200
It's just a nice wooden tire pit.

01:07:57.200 --> 01:08:02.480
instead I'm forced to walk around and interact with objects until something kills me.

01:08:07.680 --> 01:08:12.560
Bro, come on. What do I need to do? Do I have to poop? Do I need to take a dump?

01:08:13.120 --> 01:08:18.240
It's getting warmer. I can go to sleep. Where is my bed? Upstairs?

01:08:18.240 --> 01:08:20.240
I

01:08:23.120 --> 01:08:30.500
Swear dude like I know actually actually can we play a horror game like this where they just give me a 12-page shotgun

01:08:30.500 --> 01:08:33.640
And I just fucking pump whatever the fuck it is in the head

01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:37.280
You know it tries to attack me and I go oh hope actually

01:08:48.240 --> 01:09:00.240
What's wrong with the lights?

01:09:00.240 --> 01:09:02.240
Oh, maybe I don't check.

01:09:02.240 --> 01:09:03.240
Maybe I don't check.

01:09:03.240 --> 01:09:05.240
Maybe I don't see what's wrong with the lights.

01:09:05.240 --> 01:09:07.240
What can be wrong with the lights?

01:09:07.240 --> 01:09:08.240
Oh boy, I wonder.

01:09:08.240 --> 01:09:10.240
Maybe it's a person standing here.

01:09:10.240 --> 01:09:11.240
Ahhhh!

01:09:11.240 --> 01:09:17.240
You motherfucker, what the fuck?

01:09:17.240 --> 01:09:22.100
Don't know whatever that monster was as big as hell though. It's gonna come sprinting right at me. Just just

01:09:27.240 --> 01:09:29.240
Need to call the police I have a phone

01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:39.480
Don't know where the phones at somewhere up here

01:09:42.200 --> 01:09:44.200
Maybe in this creepy corner

01:09:44.200 --> 01:09:49.200
Dude, where's the phone?

01:09:49.200 --> 01:09:52.200
Oh my god, it's right here.

01:09:52.200 --> 01:09:59.200
The tone of the phone blots can occur.

01:09:59.200 --> 01:10:04.200
That's what's gonna happen.

01:10:04.200 --> 01:10:09.200
What should I do?

01:10:09.200 --> 01:10:14.200
What should I do?

01:10:14.200 --> 01:10:15.200
Ah!

01:10:15.200 --> 01:10:19.200
Oh, somebody's outside and inside.

01:10:19.200 --> 01:10:21.200
That doesn't make any sense.

01:10:21.200 --> 01:10:27.200
I don't want to look like we're catching any of so many bugs here.

01:10:27.200 --> 01:10:28.200
Turn the kettle off.

01:10:28.200 --> 01:10:30.200
I'll leave a little rat as well.

01:10:30.200 --> 01:10:32.200
I want a rat creature.

01:10:32.200 --> 01:10:33.200
They'll keep me.

01:10:33.200 --> 01:10:35.200
They'll keep my dead body company.

01:10:35.200 --> 01:10:37.200
Somebody's in the other room.

01:10:37.200 --> 01:10:38.200
Let's go save!

01:10:38.200 --> 01:10:41.120
Let's go see, let's go see!

01:10:41.120 --> 01:10:43.620
Let's go see what it is!

01:10:43.620 --> 01:10:45.960
Let's go see what it is, who could it be?

01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:47.720
Oh, it's somebody upstairs?

01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:49.600
Maybe somebody's gonna try and create me.

01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:51.320
I wonder, boy, howdy.

01:10:51.320 --> 01:10:54.320
Hey, I'm friendly, I'm going up.

01:10:54.320 --> 01:10:55.660
What's going on?

01:11:01.040 --> 01:11:02.720
I'm actually starting to freak out, bro.

01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:03.740
I can't do this.

01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:06.680
I can't do this.

01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:17.680
where am I supposed to go? I'm gonna do it I'm actually going to lose my mind.

01:11:17.680 --> 01:11:24.680
What? Is that outside? Is that outside?

01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:34.680
I would have loved to run outside. That would have made me feel so much better.

01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:38.680
Oh now I'm stuck in here and how awesome the fucking doors closed!

01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:40.680
Oh the doors closed!

01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:44.680
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

01:11:44.680 --> 01:11:46.680
Steve sucks!

01:11:54.680 --> 01:11:56.680
Dude my heart rate has to be at like 180.

01:11:56.680 --> 01:12:02.680
Dude just kill me. Just kill me already. Just kill me already. Just kill me already. Get it over with.

01:12:02.680 --> 01:12:05.160
Holy fuck, why am I just stuck in this room?

01:12:06.100 --> 01:12:10.360
There's a crowbar somewhere around here. Oh, yeah, everybody just keeps a fucking crowbar

01:12:10.360 --> 01:12:11.520
I had a head

01:12:11.520 --> 01:12:13.520
I'm fucking

01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:17.040
In the old kitchen and the crowbar in the old kitchen. That's what I need

01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:23.520
Also, I can go fight whatever fucking weird area 51-ass mobs for that was oh, I need a weapon

01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:26.460
It's under my bed. I don't even know where my bed is

01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:32.220
You know what else is probably under the bed?

01:12:32.220 --> 01:12:33.220
The monster!

01:12:33.220 --> 01:12:34.220
The fucking monster!

01:12:34.220 --> 01:12:35.220
The monster's under the bed!

01:12:35.220 --> 01:12:44.180
And it's gonna fucking grab my hands and try to get my toes out of the gun.

01:12:44.180 --> 01:12:46.180
It has the gun.

01:12:46.180 --> 01:12:47.180
GG's.

01:12:47.180 --> 01:12:48.180
GG's.

01:12:48.180 --> 01:12:49.180
GG's.

01:12:49.180 --> 01:12:50.180
GG's.

01:12:50.180 --> 01:12:51.180
GG's.

01:12:51.180 --> 01:12:52.180
GG's.

01:12:52.180 --> 01:12:53.180
GG's.

01:12:53.180 --> 01:12:54.180
It has the gun.

01:12:54.180 --> 01:12:55.180
Yup, we're cucked.

01:12:55.180 --> 01:13:04.180
It's over. It's over. I'm gonna hear that. A knife. There's a knife in the kitchen.

01:13:04.180 --> 01:13:13.180
I'll send off the monster. I'll send off the monster with my stage knife. Surely that'll do good.

01:13:13.180 --> 01:13:14.180
I heard a-

01:13:14.180 --> 01:13:16.180
F**KING!

01:13:16.180 --> 01:13:18.180
AHHHHHH!

01:13:18.180 --> 01:13:20.180
F**KING SPAM!

01:13:20.180 --> 01:13:22.180
It's my sword and shot!

01:13:24.180 --> 01:13:26.180
Come on!

01:13:26.180 --> 01:13:28.180
Come on!

01:13:36.180 --> 01:13:38.180
He's gonna be outside!

01:13:38.180 --> 01:13:40.180
He's gonna be outside!

01:13:40.180 --> 01:13:42.180
He's out the window!

01:13:42.180 --> 01:13:49.180
What? Where is he? In the showers! It's a rat! It's a rat! Stab it!

01:13:51.180 --> 01:13:59.180
Oh, God, the suspense! Oh my God, my chair's soaking wet! Just run at me!

01:14:01.180 --> 01:14:08.180
Oh, you're in the fridge now, you little fucker! Come on! Open up!

01:14:12.180 --> 01:14:14.180
Where is he?

01:14:14.180 --> 01:14:16.180
F**K!

01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:18.180
You're telling me!

01:14:18.180 --> 01:14:20.180
Hey, what the-

01:14:20.180 --> 01:14:22.180
What is this, son?

01:14:22.180 --> 01:14:24.180
Why did you get quiet?

01:14:24.180 --> 01:14:26.180
Why did you get quiet?

01:14:26.180 --> 01:14:28.180
No, this is horrible!

01:14:28.180 --> 01:14:30.180
I feel this is actually horrible!

01:14:30.180 --> 01:14:32.180
WHERE?

01:14:32.180 --> 01:14:34.180
WHERE?

01:14:34.180 --> 01:14:36.180
What the fuck is going on here?

01:14:36.180 --> 01:14:38.180
What the fuck is going on here?

01:14:38.180 --> 01:14:40.180
What the fuck is going on here?

01:14:40.180 --> 01:14:44.180
WHERE! WHERE! WHERE!

01:14:54.180 --> 01:14:59.180
Oh my god. There's a pool in my belly button right now.

01:15:01.180 --> 01:15:04.180
Oh my god. Tell me that's it, bro.

01:15:05.180 --> 01:15:09.180
Tell me that's it. Man, this is intense. I've had enough for today.

01:15:09.180 --> 01:15:10.140
I've had enough for today.

01:15:10.140 --> 01:15:12.740
I've had enough for the rest of this game's existence,

01:15:12.740 --> 01:15:14.420
brother shit is horrible.

01:15:14.420 --> 01:15:16.340
I need to turn off the lights.

01:15:16.340 --> 01:15:17.180
Yeah!

01:15:36.460 --> 01:15:37.740
Well, friend sent it to me.

01:15:37.740 --> 01:15:39.660
I could have not opened it, but I did.

01:15:39.660 --> 01:15:41.940
And you know, I feel better.

01:15:43.500 --> 01:15:44.620
I watched somebody else's horror

01:15:44.620 --> 01:15:46.060
and felt my own slipping away.

01:15:47.260 --> 01:15:48.900
That made me feel so much worse.

01:15:48.900 --> 01:15:49.980
It's not happening to me.

01:15:49.980 --> 01:15:54.080
That, buddy, I feel like I felt every second of that shit.

01:15:54.080 --> 01:15:55.580
It's happening to them on the screen

01:15:55.580 --> 01:15:58.900
and with me, everything's fine, home, bed, and silence.

01:15:58.900 --> 01:16:01.260
Psychologists say that's how it works.

01:16:03.500 --> 01:16:05.700
We watch scary things to work through our own fears.

01:16:05.700 --> 01:16:08.740
Actually, wait, no, he's actually speaking facts right now.

01:16:08.740 --> 01:16:11.780
We don't have somebody else's pain to find comfort in the thought that we're safe.

01:16:11.780 --> 01:16:14.620
No, this is actually true.

01:16:14.620 --> 01:16:17.380
That's why I watch these videos.

01:16:17.380 --> 01:16:18.820
No, that's like actually serious.

01:16:18.820 --> 01:16:21.260
That's why people like horror games in movies.

01:16:21.260 --> 01:16:24.380
Not for the sake of fear, because it makes you feel better.

01:16:24.380 --> 01:16:25.700
The piece that comes after it.

01:16:29.500 --> 01:16:31.500
I do feel like I just ran a mile.

01:16:31.500 --> 01:16:33.140
I'm not gonna lie.

01:16:33.140 --> 01:16:36.220
Did I hate every waking moment of that experience, yes.

01:16:36.220 --> 01:16:37.860
That should have been terrible.

01:16:37.860 --> 01:16:39.980
That should have been actually terrible.

01:16:39.980 --> 01:16:41.980
I thought it was gonna jump scare me again.

01:16:41.980 --> 01:16:43.060
That should have been actually terrible.

01:16:43.060 --> 01:16:44.700
That was, fuck, so scary.

01:16:45.940 --> 01:16:47.340
That was so scary.

01:16:47.340 --> 01:16:51.820
But, but, I feel like I just ran a mile.

01:16:51.820 --> 01:16:55.620
Like, I am actually so sweaty right now.

01:16:55.620 --> 01:16:56.460
It's unreal.

01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:00.860
Oh my God, I gotta put my fucking tank top back on.

01:17:00.860 --> 01:17:11.460
again again you're running back let's go through all five videos again hell yeah

01:17:11.460 --> 01:17:19.180
no literally no that was so bad yo chat no be real was that scary for you guys I

01:17:19.180 --> 01:17:23.620
know a lot of the time I play horror games what's with the sweat I know a

01:17:23.620 --> 01:17:27.100
lot of the time I play horror games and you guys go oh that wasn't scary no

01:17:27.100 --> 01:17:34.060
that was so fucking scary that was so fucking scary oh my god that was the

01:17:34.060 --> 01:17:41.100
worst one out of all of them out of all of them that last one when they give me

01:17:41.100 --> 01:17:46.260
the knife and then my shaky ass hands I'm just like

01:17:46.980 --> 01:17:52.100
fucking wandering around the house like I'm gonna stab it when I know that as a

01:17:52.100 --> 01:17:59.860
the gun. Oh, it was just straight cooked. Death and Jast, they give it the sub patch of the

01:17:59.860 --> 01:18:02.900
three. Here's a trailer, Poland recently did a charity show and for nine days straight

01:18:02.900 --> 01:18:06.500
reserve seven million USD for the foundation. Yeah, it was fucking awesome, dude. Might even

01:18:06.500 --> 01:18:10.900
sub in for the three. English exam tomorrow morning, shit and brex. Well, good luck.

01:18:10.900 --> 01:18:13.820
Sexy for the sub there, goon for the sub valentine of the thousand, but he's

01:18:13.820 --> 01:18:21.140
high, Sean, think of the sub. Somebody who needs flax. Yo, I actually think that

01:18:21.140 --> 01:18:24.000
might be a top three scary game I played.

01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:26.000
Not in terms of enjoyment.

01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:27.600
Like the best scary games I played

01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:30.900
is like The Quarry, Fierce of Fathoms, like Story Horror.

01:18:30.900 --> 01:18:33.120
That was so scary.

01:18:34.160 --> 01:18:35.760
That was so scary.

01:18:35.760 --> 01:18:38.200
Like I did not like any of that.

01:18:40.280 --> 01:18:42.880
Cause most horror, like that was like,

01:18:42.880 --> 01:18:46.480
if they took five separate horror games

01:18:46.480 --> 01:18:49.780
and just took the worst part of each of them

01:18:49.780 --> 01:18:53.040
and made them the snippets that you had to play.

01:18:54.120 --> 01:18:56.780
Cause most horror games that are like that,

01:18:56.780 --> 01:18:59.760
it's like a slow burn walkthrough.

01:18:59.760 --> 01:19:04.760
And it's two hours long and an hour of it,

01:19:05.140 --> 01:19:07.960
you're kind of just doing tasks and puzzles.

01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:11.680
That was like, hey, we're gonna throw you into this

01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:13.720
climax scene.

01:19:13.720 --> 01:19:16.320
You have a box in your car and there's somebody in it

01:19:16.320 --> 01:19:17.620
and you don't know why.

01:19:18.300 --> 01:19:23.060
And then we're gonna oh you beat that now. We're just gonna throw it into the other one shirt off. No

01:19:26.940 --> 01:19:32.340
Dude can I have like 30 seconds to decompress after that before we hop into the next one

01:19:33.100 --> 01:19:36.780
Holy shit, that was so I need to listen to like something happy

01:19:41.060 --> 01:19:43.060
Looks like a happy song oh

01:19:44.580 --> 01:19:46.580
This will help me

01:19:47.620 --> 01:19:54.620
Hold on.

01:20:17.620 --> 01:20:19.620
I

01:20:19.620 --> 01:20:48.620
Yeah, that's a good one.

01:20:49.620 --> 01:20:57.260
playing man oh my god that was so bad the first one where we were on the boat

01:20:57.260 --> 01:21:04.740
was like you know I if I'm grading each of them the one on the boat was like

01:21:04.740 --> 01:21:12.220
seven out of ten scary the car one was probably an eight that last one was a

01:21:12.220 --> 01:21:17.780
nine five the shitty one where it was like just a cheap jump scare in the

01:21:17.780 --> 01:21:21.540
Gleached out was like, you know, I'll give him credit. I think that was like unique

01:21:21.980 --> 01:21:25.220
But it wasn't that scary like it was just that one scare

01:21:26.300 --> 01:21:28.300
What was the other one there's one more?

01:21:30.620 --> 01:21:33.340
There's one more because there's five

01:21:35.740 --> 01:21:37.740
What was the other one

01:21:37.740 --> 01:21:50.580
Oh the sewer the sewer was easy the sewer one was like a five the sewer one wasn't scary

01:21:50.580 --> 01:22:04.380
oh my god I gotta give that game a good review did I did I enjoy the game no

01:22:04.380 --> 01:22:12.380
Did I not enjoy it because it was genuinely terrifying?

01:22:12.380 --> 01:22:20.380
Yes. 8.8 out of 10 game.

01:22:20.380 --> 01:22:25.380
9 out of 10 scary IMO.

01:22:25.380 --> 01:22:30.380
That was scary as fuck.

01:22:30.380 --> 01:22:32.380
Scary as fuck.

01:22:32.380 --> 01:22:37.720
Now we're moving on to another one chat called empty gauge what this game is about.

01:22:37.720 --> 01:22:38.720
I don't know.

01:22:38.720 --> 01:22:40.660
I'm actually going to see right now.

01:22:40.660 --> 01:22:43.600
One of you guys recommended it and we're going to play it today.

01:22:43.600 --> 01:22:48.840
A short single sitting VHS styled psychological horror game work the night shift at a gas

01:22:48.840 --> 01:22:57.120
station return home to undercover disturbing clues and reach one of three endings.

01:22:57.120 --> 01:22:59.120
Okay

01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:02.720
Okay

01:23:02.720 --> 01:23:08.720
Louis the sub go up to stop far think of the three watch a bod send a bit much of Odson 300 buddies earlier

01:23:08.720 --> 01:23:12.160
You missed it. I'm sorry. I missed your bitties bro fading blank thing of the sub og the dark

01:23:12.240 --> 01:23:14.520
No, but the sub rack for the sub valentine over the three

01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:19.520
I feel like a loser, but you miss my message with the bets. I didn't Eastlose for the sub so you for the four patch

01:23:19.520 --> 01:23:22.280
Thank you for three. You said do I watch MLS soccer?

01:23:22.880 --> 01:23:25.860
And then have I heard of the Philadelphia Union before yes

01:23:25.860 --> 01:23:33.180
But I've never been to one of their games. They'll think of it a three OG for the sub both of three fire stream first bits been watching the VODs

01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:35.960
Love you man. Thank you Curtis for this up to go up the sub chat

01:23:35.960 --> 01:23:38.480
You need me to lead your bets right now. Don't send bets, please

01:23:39.280 --> 01:23:42.600
Been watching the VOD for a long time. I'm glad you fuck with the VOD channel real David

01:23:43.800 --> 01:23:48.940
But like when I'm mid game and you send bits and I miss them 20 minutes later. I'm sorry, but like a

01:23:49.820 --> 01:23:54.680
Lot of the time I'm especially during horror games. I'm just I'm gonna glance past them

01:23:56.460 --> 01:23:58.460
Can you do reacts not today?

01:23:58.740 --> 01:24:01.060
If you have anything you want me to play

01:24:01.580 --> 01:24:06.900
video suggestion tab game sestad if you have anything you want me to play outside of horror games today

01:24:07.500 --> 01:24:09.140
Leave the stream

01:24:09.140 --> 01:24:10.700
Leave the stream

01:24:10.700 --> 01:24:12.500
Leave the stream

01:24:12.500 --> 01:24:16.740
One more time leave the stream for playing these three horror games today

01:24:16.740 --> 01:24:22.740
And then we might play something else after I'm going to make the decision on the spot there and then

01:24:22.740 --> 01:24:28.100
You don't want to watch what we're playing, leave.

01:24:28.100 --> 01:24:31.980
I don't want you here if you're going to complain the whole time.

01:24:31.980 --> 01:24:35.700
I'm not saying that chatter specifically, but a lot of you guys do.

01:24:35.700 --> 01:24:41.300
A lot of you, meaning like 0.5% of you, tend to complain when I'm playing a game.

01:24:41.300 --> 01:24:42.300
Why are you here?

01:24:42.300 --> 01:24:45.620
Quinn, think of the five gift-ins.

01:24:45.620 --> 01:24:51.780
Outside of that, horror games today, tomorrow, bus bound sponsor, bus in game will be fun

01:24:51.780 --> 01:24:58.200
into pratfall spider roulette other french slop games with the guys friday reacts saturday not live sunday reacts food challenge

01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:03.380
monday trevor project charity stream matching chat stone is up to 10k to prevent lgbtq suicide

01:25:04.340 --> 01:25:09.860
And we're playing random games that day tuesday we might do a react that day as well tuesday next week

01:25:10.500 --> 01:25:16.260
dead as disco random games and then that next monday early react day then i'm going to set the people live in film and videos with jack

01:25:16.260 --> 01:25:21.300
We're back the 12th front and out stream playing Directive age 20 and a bunch other games and shit from there on

01:25:21.300 --> 01:25:24.960
Right now for the subsequent take of the five gifteds. Why is he leaving stream already?

01:25:24.980 --> 01:25:28.580
When did I ever say I was ending stream? Do people have brains?

01:25:36.540 --> 01:25:38.540
Locking

01:25:41.840 --> 01:25:46.220
Empty gauge bag piping thank you for the 10 gifted sub

01:25:46.260 --> 01:25:51.420
Thank them if you got a sub, and thank you for the 10 gift-ids. Empty Gauge, chat next game.

01:25:51.420 --> 01:25:55.820
Renew of the sub. Well, am I going to change the settings?

01:25:55.820 --> 01:26:04.260
I think I might turn sound effects down a little bit. I feel like it's time to be a

01:26:04.260 --> 01:26:06.260
A little too loud.

01:26:06.260 --> 01:26:07.260
Empty Gauge.

01:26:09.260 --> 01:26:10.260
Locking!

01:26:11.260 --> 01:26:12.260
Salty for some.

01:26:17.260 --> 01:26:20.260
Probably OG alarm clock noise.

01:26:20.260 --> 01:26:22.260
Y'all ever had an alarm clock like this before?

01:26:22.260 --> 01:26:24.260
Now everybody just uses their phone.

01:26:25.260 --> 01:26:26.260
Ugh!

01:26:26.260 --> 01:26:29.260
Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?

01:26:30.260 --> 01:26:33.260
I could sleep all day and still wake up tired.

01:26:34.260 --> 01:26:39.020
Yeah, well red's not gonna pay itself need my keys

01:26:46.180 --> 01:26:50.980
Am I able to lower the VHS effect? Oh my god, I am

01:26:52.980 --> 01:26:59.060
Should I just turn it down left that pizza in the fridge last night didn't I I feel like it fucks the bit right up

01:26:59.180 --> 01:27:01.180
What if I turn it all the way down

01:27:01.180 --> 01:27:05.620
Yo, I like this more.

01:27:05.620 --> 01:27:09.180
Y'all fuck with this more.

01:27:09.180 --> 01:27:13.100
Like I like low-poly horror games, but I'm going to have it like this.

01:27:13.100 --> 01:27:15.820
Like this just looks better.

01:27:15.820 --> 01:27:20.460
Might not be as scary because you can discern shit easier, but.

01:27:20.460 --> 01:27:26.060
Wow, I've stayed in this exact house a hundred times.

01:27:26.060 --> 01:27:29.780
People love using this house for horror games.

01:27:29.780 --> 01:27:30.620
I know where everything is.

01:27:30.620 --> 01:27:34.220
Oh, what was that?

01:27:36.720 --> 01:27:39.200
That was like a standing reindeer, man.

01:27:39.200 --> 01:27:40.820
Was that a skin walker?

01:27:42.920 --> 01:27:43.760
Huh?

01:27:44.980 --> 01:27:48.500
Wait, there's only one slice left?

01:27:49.860 --> 01:27:52.580
Whatever, good enough.

01:27:52.580 --> 01:27:55.000
Okay, the biggest problem is that he just put

01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:59.360
a loose slice of pizza in the fridge.

01:27:59.780 --> 01:28:04.780
Is that not crazy you can put a pizza box in the fridge you can put it in a plastic bag

01:28:04.780 --> 01:28:06.780
Maybe even wrap it in tinfoil

01:28:06.860 --> 01:28:10.220
Loose pizza in the fridge. That's gonna be the worst slice ever

01:28:12.220 --> 01:28:14.220
It's gonna be like cardboard

01:28:14.860 --> 01:28:16.460
dried out

01:28:16.460 --> 01:28:18.980
dried out and soggy at the same time

01:28:21.220 --> 01:28:24.740
Still pretty good. All right time to go

01:28:26.460 --> 01:28:28.460
Gotta go pay rent, you know

01:28:29.780 --> 01:28:37.300
Pay rent dude. I work I work a minimum wage job at a fucking convenience store, and I own a three bedroom house

01:28:39.540 --> 01:28:43.180
Where the fuck do I live they're not owned by rent it still

01:28:44.740 --> 01:28:47.680
W and s just shall we leave yes, why would I not leave?

01:28:50.460 --> 01:28:56.020
We literally work at a 7-11 do I own the 7-11 why does this place always feel so damn off?

01:28:56.020 --> 01:29:06.020
not even inside yet already feels wrong whatever let's get this over with

01:29:09.780 --> 01:29:14.420
I'm not gonna lie I feel like working at the night shift at like a 7-11

01:29:14.420 --> 01:29:19.460
would be pretty good most days maybe a little bit scary that somebody's gonna

01:29:19.460 --> 01:29:24.140
rob the place but like you kind of just vibe to music you get like seven or

01:29:24.140 --> 01:29:26.980
Drunk customers order to Keto's and then you leave

01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:31.780
It's not a great paint job by any means, but it's like you know I

01:29:33.380 --> 01:29:37.420
Would say a decent night shift out of all things considered

01:29:38.980 --> 01:29:42.780
Am I going to the back what do I do I got a clock in?

01:29:45.300 --> 01:29:47.300
The fuck am I looking for?

01:29:47.300 --> 01:29:55.260
Did he say what he needed us to do yeah fraud and sub only chats horrible right now

01:29:55.260 --> 01:29:59.740
um what do I do

01:29:59.740 --> 01:30:12.680
Oh, there's no no bag piping thank you for the 20 gifted subs thank you guys up thank

01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:17.240
you for the 20 gifted sparky good luck on your exam truck grade bat and bag piping

01:30:17.240 --> 01:30:26.440
Thank you for the 20 giftings on erotically and Eddie, thank you for the sub chat. If I don't read dodos until after this game is finished, I do apologize, but thank you for the gift, it's bag and jokes. Thank you for the sub as well.

01:30:26.440 --> 01:30:30.240
Chat lock in. Chat lock in.

01:30:30.240 --> 01:30:36.240
I know. Do not stay alone at night.

01:30:36.240 --> 01:30:37.240
Okay.

01:30:37.240 --> 01:30:40.000
Look at what that means.

01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:44.800
Could be anything really.

01:30:44.800 --> 01:30:46.200
Why is it so quiet?

01:30:46.200 --> 01:30:48.800
Probably because nobody's here.

01:30:48.800 --> 01:30:50.800
No customers, no manager.

01:30:50.800 --> 01:30:54.200
What is he hiding in the back again?

01:30:54.200 --> 01:30:55.520
I was just in the back.

01:30:55.520 --> 01:30:56.520
He was not in the back.

01:30:56.520 --> 01:31:01.160
What the fuck are we talking about?

01:31:01.160 --> 01:31:05.160
He's gonna jump scare the shit out of me.

01:31:05.160 --> 01:31:11.380
had to leave early. No, wait, no. This is what the manager said. Had to leave early. Throw

01:31:11.380 --> 01:31:18.540
out anything past the expiration date. When the new shipment gets here, stock it right

01:31:18.540 --> 01:31:25.600
away. Clean the bathroom before you leave. And don't have acid again. Then lie and say

01:31:25.600 --> 01:31:32.100
you did it. So I gotta throw shit out that's past the expiration. Easy ass job. Yo,

01:31:32.100 --> 01:31:37.820
What is the oldest thing that you've ever found in your house, exploration date-wise?

01:31:37.820 --> 01:31:46.700
I've found like a three-year expired jar of like, something, maybe like a condiment?

01:31:46.700 --> 01:31:52.160
You probably, right now I would say one in two chatters have a condiment in their fridge

01:31:52.160 --> 01:31:55.400
that is expired by one to two years.

01:31:55.400 --> 01:32:00.540
You haven't used it in five years and so nobody ever checks to see if it's expired

01:32:00.540 --> 01:32:01.980
because it just sits there.

01:32:01.980 --> 01:32:06.940
Like worst to shy or some sort of like mayonnaise type

01:32:06.940 --> 01:32:08.860
ingredient.

01:32:08.860 --> 01:32:10.140
Wow.

01:32:10.140 --> 01:32:13.060
Didn't even have to see him and I'm already annoyed.

01:32:13.060 --> 01:32:16.180
Guy really knows how to piss people off.

01:32:16.180 --> 01:32:17.220
Whatever.

01:32:17.220 --> 01:32:19.220
I'll start with the expired stuff.

01:32:19.220 --> 01:32:22.340
Dumpster's out back.

01:32:22.340 --> 01:32:23.100
Dumpster's out back.

01:32:23.100 --> 01:32:27.260
I got to pick everything up that's expired first.

01:32:27.260 --> 01:32:29.220
Can I not grab multiple things at once?

01:32:29.220 --> 01:32:32.660
I'm not gonna individually, oh no I can't.

01:32:32.660 --> 01:32:34.440
Dude I'm throwing out a whole fucking show.

01:32:34.440 --> 01:32:35.280
Ooh!

01:32:37.660 --> 01:32:38.500
How weird.

01:32:39.420 --> 01:32:42.260
Something just fell right off the shelf.

01:32:42.260 --> 01:32:45.000
That's extremely paranormal.

01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:47.800
Maybe I should call Zach Baggins.

01:32:48.760 --> 01:32:52.700
Be on the Ghost Hunters TV show, that'd be really sick.

01:32:52.700 --> 01:32:55.540
Probably jumpstart my music career.

01:32:55.540 --> 01:33:01.220
I can see if they'd let me candy out of some of my SoundCloud tracks.

01:33:01.220 --> 01:33:03.860
I have been working on my freestyle game.

01:33:03.860 --> 01:33:10.100
After all, it's the only real way I'm going to get out of a 7-11-9-5 hustle.

01:33:10.100 --> 01:33:13.300
Alright, now I just wait for the delivery.

01:33:13.300 --> 01:33:15.100
Is that my car?

01:33:15.100 --> 01:33:17.020
I have my fucking headlights on.

01:33:17.020 --> 01:33:19.020
That's an ice cream truck.

01:33:19.020 --> 01:33:20.500
Wow, hard pivot turn there.

01:33:20.500 --> 01:33:22.500
What are you driving, square wheels? Holy...

01:33:25.500 --> 01:33:26.500
Dude, I'm up.

01:33:26.500 --> 01:33:28.500
Wow. Rude.

01:33:28.500 --> 01:33:33.500
Am I s- Oh, I was supposed- I was supposed to stand there for him.

01:33:34.500 --> 01:33:36.500
Oh, hey.

01:33:38.500 --> 01:33:41.500
Oh! Sorry, man. Running a little late.

01:33:42.500 --> 01:33:45.500
Something jumped out in front of my truck on the way here.

01:33:46.500 --> 01:33:49.500
No joke. If I'd reacted a second later,

01:33:49.500 --> 01:33:56.360
I might have not made it. I might have not made it. Sorry. I could just leave the boxes here, right?

01:33:57.660 --> 01:33:59.660
Alright, take it easy.

01:34:01.700 --> 01:34:07.220
Dude, you just fucking shit those out of your pants. How the hell did you just immediately teleport this fuck- and he's gone.

01:34:08.220 --> 01:34:14.220
Bag piping! Think of the 10 gift it's not. Tomorrow, pack it. VL, think of the stuff. Bag piping. Think of the 10 gift it's, buddy.

01:34:15.780 --> 01:34:18.720
What the hell did he see? A deer?

01:34:19.500 --> 01:34:21.500
Whatever. Not my problem.

01:34:21.500 --> 01:34:23.500
Yeah, whatever he saw was gonna fucking kill us.

01:34:23.500 --> 01:34:25.500
But if I was in this situation,

01:34:25.500 --> 01:34:27.500
I don't know if I'd be questioning that.

01:34:27.500 --> 01:34:29.500
I'd go, oh, you just hit an animal.

01:34:29.500 --> 01:34:31.500
Stuck the shelves and move on.

01:34:35.500 --> 01:34:37.500
Now, you know if you hit a deer,

01:34:37.500 --> 01:34:39.500
you're not supposed to approach it.

01:34:39.500 --> 01:34:41.500
Because if you do,

01:34:41.500 --> 01:34:43.500
it could look dead,

01:34:43.500 --> 01:34:45.500
but it might be alive, kicking straight in the jaw,

01:34:45.500 --> 01:34:47.500
kill ya.

01:34:47.500 --> 01:34:49.900
That happens, that happens.

01:34:50.900 --> 01:34:52.540
They got the death rows.

01:34:54.740 --> 01:34:55.580
There.

01:34:56.700 --> 01:34:59.500
Now maybe I could sit down for five seconds.

01:34:59.500 --> 01:35:02.220
I have an uncle that will pick up roadkill deer

01:35:02.220 --> 01:35:03.060
and cook them.

01:35:05.620 --> 01:35:09.100
I honestly don't think that's fucked up, also.

01:35:09.100 --> 01:35:11.180
Cause I'm like, now it's not going to waste.

01:35:11.180 --> 01:35:14.420
You know, think I hit by a car, he's gonna eat it.

01:35:14.420 --> 01:35:15.820
That's not bad.

01:35:15.820 --> 01:35:17.100
Shut a roadkill deer.

01:35:17.100 --> 01:35:19.380
I mean, if it's like flattened that's different.

01:35:19.380 --> 01:35:21.820
Now maybe I could sit down for five seconds.

01:35:21.820 --> 01:35:23.620
Or not, I have a customer.

01:35:24.700 --> 01:35:26.500
Oh, he looks like he's in a hurry.

01:35:27.980 --> 01:35:30.380
Hey buddy, you need some of those Magnum singles?

01:35:30.380 --> 01:35:32.080
You looking to get lucky tonight?

01:35:34.180 --> 01:35:35.700
Sorry.

01:35:35.700 --> 01:35:37.660
We are in commission off selling condoms.

01:35:37.660 --> 01:35:39.620
I'm just trying to make a quick buck, you know?

01:35:39.620 --> 01:35:40.940
Also my way out of here.

01:35:42.620 --> 01:35:44.700
I got a floppy disc with my music on it.

01:35:44.700 --> 01:35:47.360
if you wanna test it out.

01:35:48.320 --> 01:35:50.000
If you don't like it, you can bring it back.

01:35:50.000 --> 01:35:53.020
But if you wanna keep it, you just spend on me $15.

01:35:55.400 --> 01:35:57.020
Pretty fair deal, I'd say.

01:36:04.120 --> 01:36:04.960
Hey.

01:36:06.500 --> 01:36:09.560
Oh, this is him talking to me.

01:36:09.560 --> 01:36:10.860
Can you fill up my car?

01:36:10.860 --> 01:36:17.140
sure dick you didn't really tell me how much you got it you want on that pump

01:36:17.140 --> 01:36:24.060
though what are we living fucking New Jersey my goddamn gas attendant the

01:36:24.060 --> 01:36:29.580
fuck is this fill up your car yourself you fucking idiot okay yeah honk at me

01:36:29.580 --> 01:36:34.740
too I guess I'm just your fucking animal asshole

01:36:34.740 --> 01:36:41.740
She needs me to fill up her tank, too.

01:36:41.740 --> 01:36:48.740
There's a pole, not a push.

01:36:48.740 --> 01:36:52.740
Didn't really expect that.

01:36:52.740 --> 01:36:55.740
Excuse me, ma'am, welcome to 7-Eleven.

01:36:55.740 --> 01:36:57.740
Do you want any help with anything?

01:36:57.740 --> 01:36:59.740
Oh, she's in a hurry.

01:36:59.740 --> 01:37:01.740
She's got heels on.

01:37:01.740 --> 01:37:05.720
Important place to business potentially maybe just a fashion statement. We'll see right here

01:37:09.300 --> 01:37:11.300
You know luck so good

01:37:12.300 --> 01:37:14.300
You okay

01:37:14.700 --> 01:37:19.160
Might want to see a doctor or something Jesus. I mean

01:37:20.460 --> 01:37:25.380
What's fucking wrong with me? I might want to see a doctor. I mean that's gotta be rude

01:37:26.380 --> 01:37:28.380
What's fucking wrong with me?

01:37:28.380 --> 01:37:35.380
I've been using peptides like leviculars been telling me to.

01:37:35.380 --> 01:37:40.740
I couldn't afford the regular ones so I was ordering them off TEMU.

01:37:40.740 --> 01:37:44.500
I think they've had some side effects but overall I would say the consensus is that they've

01:37:44.500 --> 01:37:47.420
been working quite well.

01:37:47.420 --> 01:37:51.820
I think I've moved from maybe a sub-5 to a normie.

01:37:51.820 --> 01:37:57.020
Yeah, I also have been work-maxing, you're right, Garner.

01:37:57.020 --> 01:37:59.020
tough

01:38:09.780 --> 01:38:11.780
What the fuck is that

01:38:18.180 --> 01:38:20.180
Fuck is that

01:38:20.180 --> 01:38:25.180
Excuse me lady, who the fuck are you?

01:38:25.180 --> 01:38:27.180
Is your neck broken?

01:38:27.180 --> 01:38:28.180
Okay.

01:38:28.180 --> 01:38:29.180
Huh?

01:38:29.180 --> 01:38:31.180
What the hell was that?

01:38:31.180 --> 01:38:34.180
I thought that was a person, but no.

01:38:34.180 --> 01:38:36.180
Did I just imagine that?

01:38:36.180 --> 01:38:38.180
Jesus.

01:38:38.180 --> 01:38:40.180
Bathroom then I'm out.

01:38:40.180 --> 01:38:44.180
God, I think I've been hitting that fucking fake cake bar too much.

01:38:44.180 --> 01:38:47.180
I knew I was just inhaling aluminum.

01:38:47.180 --> 01:38:50.180
I don't know what that does to your brain now.

01:38:51.180 --> 01:38:53.180
Where the hell's the bathroom?

01:38:54.180 --> 01:38:56.180
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

01:38:56.180 --> 01:38:59.180
Sorry, I just expected there to be somebody there.

01:39:02.180 --> 01:39:04.180
Where the fuck is the bathroom?

01:39:07.180 --> 01:39:09.180
Clean the bathroom floor.

01:39:10.180 --> 01:39:12.180
Where is the bathroom outside?

01:39:12.180 --> 01:39:17.580
Oh, the bathroom's detached.

01:39:17.580 --> 01:39:22.780
It's one of those bathrooms with a key, so homeless people won't sleep in there.

01:39:22.780 --> 01:39:25.620
Oh, guys, somebody in the stall?

01:39:25.620 --> 01:39:28.020
I'm checking all of them.

01:39:28.020 --> 01:39:30.380
Okay, for me.

01:39:30.380 --> 01:39:32.580
Please don't jump scare me.

01:39:32.580 --> 01:39:38.380
I've had a really fun time thus far.

01:39:38.380 --> 01:39:48.380
Oh god, I'm gonna get jumpscared, man, I'm not ready for this.

01:39:48.380 --> 01:39:51.860
Yeah, there's footprints everywhere.

01:39:51.860 --> 01:39:54.860
Thanks for the knowledge.

01:39:54.860 --> 01:39:55.860
Oh.

01:39:55.860 --> 01:39:59.860
Oh, come on.

01:39:59.860 --> 01:40:00.860
Seriously?

01:40:00.860 --> 01:40:01.860
A blackout again?

01:40:01.860 --> 01:40:06.860
Why does this always happen when I'm here alone?

01:40:06.860 --> 01:40:13.860
when I'm here alone. Fine. I should check it.

01:40:13.860 --> 01:40:25.300
What the fuck? What the fuck? What was that? It looks like

01:40:25.300 --> 01:40:32.100
Russian nesting dolls. Some sort of weird action figure. No way I made that up.

01:40:32.100 --> 01:40:41.300
I was wrong with me tonight. They're super pale. I'm done. At first I thought my dealer

01:40:41.300 --> 01:40:45.900
dealt me oregano instead of weed, but now I'm starting to think that it was salvia.

01:40:45.900 --> 01:40:54.380
Shall we leave? Yeah, get me the fuck out of here. Oh my god. Why would I stay? Oh,

01:40:54.380 --> 01:41:00.820
don't tell me you got scary at the house too. I wanted to be regular. I did have

01:41:00.820 --> 01:41:05.080
somebody in the morning that I was watching right laundry never did the

01:41:05.080 --> 01:41:15.480
laundry been doing the old two-day swap you know where the underwear in the back

01:41:15.480 --> 01:41:21.320
in the front flip it inside out maybe get even four days out of it pretty

01:41:21.320 --> 01:41:24.240
efficient method

01:41:24.240 --> 01:41:29.240
What the fuck is that?

01:41:29.240 --> 01:41:37.240
I don't think you can see that I see him.

01:41:37.240 --> 01:41:42.240
He was wearing like a Halloween morph suit of sorts.

01:41:42.240 --> 01:41:45.240
Oh, it's already done.

01:41:45.240 --> 01:41:52.240
I've been kind of economy maxing and earth maxing to say the least.

01:41:52.240 --> 01:41:58.340
at least. God I'm wiped. It's gonna get sit down for a second. Kind of had a

01:41:58.340 --> 01:42:04.600
breath from that. Freaking me out. I'm gonna sit on the couch, watch some tunes

01:42:04.600 --> 01:42:12.880
maybe. Turn on the VHS effect? No. The game is so much worse with the VHS effect.

01:42:12.880 --> 01:42:17.080
I think having a little bit on is not bad, but look. I can't throw up stairs,

01:42:17.080 --> 01:42:21.760
right? Don't tell me somebody got in. I might go even fight them. Look it, this

01:42:21.760 --> 01:42:22.960
This is the DHHS effect.

01:42:27.080 --> 01:42:28.880
Like it's scarier, but bro,

01:42:28.880 --> 01:42:31.540
it's so much harder to see everything.

01:42:31.540 --> 01:42:33.120
Like I'd have it like,

01:42:33.120 --> 01:42:35.720
God, I feel like I should just have it off.

01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:38.480
Like it's scarier, sure, but it just looks worse.

01:42:41.160 --> 01:42:42.480
I just like the story games more

01:42:42.480 --> 01:42:44.120
and then it just makes the whole quality of the video

01:42:44.120 --> 01:42:45.720
worse because it's all grainy and such.

01:42:45.720 --> 01:42:47.360
It's just trying to,

01:42:47.360 --> 01:42:48.680
oh, it's just my kitty.

01:42:49.840 --> 01:42:51.340
Jesus Christ.

01:42:51.760 --> 01:42:54.760
A cat? Oh, I don't own a cat.

01:42:54.760 --> 01:42:58.760
Are you serious? How the hell did you even get in here?

01:42:58.760 --> 01:43:03.760
Great, it's gone. Man, what is with today?

01:43:03.760 --> 01:43:05.760
Whatever, I'm going to bed.

01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:08.760
I just said the cat was gone, but it never left the house.

01:43:08.760 --> 01:43:10.760
It's just in another room.

01:43:10.760 --> 01:43:12.760
It just ran downstairs.

01:43:15.760 --> 01:43:18.760
I'm checking outside real quick before we get to bed.

01:43:18.760 --> 01:43:23.960
Sorry to get a little fucking freaked out, go to sleep, yes.

01:43:23.960 --> 01:43:25.520
Why would I put no?

01:43:25.520 --> 01:43:30.080
It gives me this option like there's other things that I should be interacting with.

01:43:30.080 --> 01:43:32.080
And I feel like maybe I should.

01:43:48.760 --> 01:44:01.760
Ha! Jesus! That's not way too real. God, I hate that. Is it 10 a.m.? I'm soaked. Pause. Need a shower.

01:44:04.760 --> 01:44:10.760
Stopping right. We gotta change clothes. Just wanna turn all the lights on first.

01:44:18.760 --> 01:44:25.760
Dude, best shower, best shower of all time, the ones, the little rain showers.

01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:28.920
Where the fucking faucets right above you.

01:44:28.920 --> 01:44:32.200
There's gotta be something in the fridge.

01:44:32.200 --> 01:44:36.760
Maybe another dry slice of pizza that I just left out with no fucking wrap.

01:44:36.760 --> 01:44:37.760
Hello?

01:44:37.760 --> 01:44:40.760
What the fuck was that?

01:44:40.760 --> 01:44:43.760
What the fuck was that?

01:44:45.760 --> 01:44:49.760
Got another bedroom nobody uses, they're all fucking identical.

01:44:52.760 --> 01:44:56.760
It's Santa Claus? It is near Christmas.

01:44:58.760 --> 01:45:02.760
Maybe Santa needs my help delivering presents.

01:45:02.760 --> 01:45:09.120
what the fuck was dude there's just like random stuff that keeps falling how is

01:45:09.120 --> 01:45:12.960
there already a prepared bowl of cereal

01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:20.040
some milk back to work please just let tonight be normal

01:45:21.440 --> 01:45:25.980
tonight is not going to be normal Santa made the cereal yeah whatever

01:45:25.980 --> 01:45:29.280
weird fucking monster that was in my dream just get in the car just get in

01:45:29.280 --> 01:45:35.780
car. Yeah, just get in the car. Leave immediately. Like, what am I gonna go

01:45:35.780 --> 01:45:40.800
investigate where he was on the second floor of the house? Be some homeless dude

01:45:40.800 --> 01:45:44.520
just fucking peeking through the window.

01:45:45.120 --> 01:45:49.680
Another day, another dollar, you know what they say.

01:45:49.680 --> 01:46:04.440
I feel like I always need a look for something for my day to start.

01:46:04.440 --> 01:46:06.440
Like the other day was that note.

01:46:06.440 --> 01:46:08.840
Oh, there's another note on the wall.

01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:09.840
A note.

01:46:09.840 --> 01:46:11.920
Do not stay alone at night.

01:46:11.920 --> 01:46:13.440
I already read that one.

01:46:13.440 --> 01:46:15.120
I already read that one.

01:46:15.120 --> 01:46:17.280
I keep that one up there.

01:46:17.280 --> 01:46:19.600
No way this asshole is gone again.

01:46:19.600 --> 01:46:21.600
I'll check the back.

01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:23.040
I already checked the fucking back.

01:46:23.040 --> 01:46:24.360
Why am I checking the back again?

01:46:24.360 --> 01:46:26.560
I know he's not in the back.

01:46:26.560 --> 01:46:27.560
He's never here.

01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:28.560
Hold on to me.

01:46:33.880 --> 01:46:37.000
Oh, you're here.

01:46:37.000 --> 01:46:40.480
What are you standing around for?

01:46:40.480 --> 01:46:41.400
Yeah, I know.

01:46:41.400 --> 01:46:42.880
I haven't been around much lately.

01:46:42.880 --> 01:46:44.920
I've been busy.

01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:48.000
That doesn't mean you get a slack off.

01:46:48.000 --> 01:46:50.000
You don't have that much to do today.

01:46:50.880 --> 01:46:52.380
I spilled something earlier.

01:46:52.380 --> 01:46:54.380
So mop the floor first, properly.

01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:57.000
Clean up the stock room while you're at it.

01:46:58.460 --> 01:47:00.700
I really have to spell out every little thing for you?

01:47:00.700 --> 01:47:02.000
Use your head.

01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:03.000
I'm leaving.

01:47:03.960 --> 01:47:05.960
Quick drag at your feet and get to work.

01:47:06.580 --> 01:47:07.580
Sorry, boss.

01:47:08.000 --> 01:47:09.000
Unbelievable.

01:47:09.300 --> 01:47:11.800
Every time he opens his mouth, makes me want to quit.

01:47:14.120 --> 01:47:16.540
One time he invited me to his house for dinner

01:47:16.540 --> 01:47:18.940
and I fucking bite my ass with this toothbrush.

01:47:20.780 --> 01:47:21.940
Start of the floor.

01:47:21.940 --> 01:47:23.380
That's how I got back at him.

01:47:24.780 --> 01:47:27.380
Grab this cleaning supplies real quick.

01:47:27.380 --> 01:47:28.880
Oh, there's a little bit of but...

01:47:31.020 --> 01:47:32.060
What was that?

01:47:37.520 --> 01:47:40.600
Like, I feel like the jump scares are so fast in this game

01:47:40.600 --> 01:47:44.940
I can't even like cognitively realize what it is.

01:47:44.940 --> 01:47:46.940
It's just like, oh, there was something there.

01:47:52.220 --> 01:47:53.720
This is a ghost that wanted a snack.

01:47:53.720 --> 01:47:55.720
I think somebody's having a nosebleed.

01:47:56.740 --> 01:47:58.740
Dripping all over the fucking floor.

01:48:02.180 --> 01:48:03.180
Beautiful.

01:48:03.960 --> 01:48:05.960
What the hell did he spill?

01:48:05.960 --> 01:48:07.960
Tomato juice?

01:48:08.460 --> 01:48:10.460
Why does it look like that?

01:48:11.260 --> 01:48:12.260
No.

01:48:12.500 --> 01:48:14.500
That's not blood.

01:48:14.500 --> 01:48:17.060
Don't start. Just finish the stock room.

01:48:19.060 --> 01:48:21.060
He had to have been V8 maxing.

01:48:21.780 --> 01:48:23.540
WHAT THE FUCK?!

01:48:24.340 --> 01:48:26.340
I saw that fucker that time.

01:48:28.740 --> 01:48:30.020
Some pale kid.

01:48:31.620 --> 01:48:33.620
Looks quite malnourished, I might add.

01:48:36.740 --> 01:48:37.940
Mod's been Quincy.

01:48:44.500 --> 01:48:48.500
Done! Now I can breathe for a second.

01:48:50.500 --> 01:48:52.500
Already ahead of it, W1.

01:48:54.500 --> 01:48:56.500
V8 Maxing.

01:48:56.500 --> 01:49:02.500
Dude, you know V8 and most like fruit juices are pretty actually like, they're not bad for you.

01:49:02.500 --> 01:49:07.500
But they're mainly just like, naked fruit juice for example, is just like 80% apple juice.

01:49:07.500 --> 01:49:13.760
like if you're if you're drinking like a green machine fucking naked smoothie it's

01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:19.020
just apple juice what does that mean it's just a lot of sugar so they're kind of

01:49:19.020 --> 01:49:23.940
like false advertising in the sense of like hey this is like a kale smoothie

01:49:23.940 --> 01:49:29.260
that's full of antioxidants and like well it does have kale it's like the

01:49:29.260 --> 01:49:35.180
majority of what the smoothie is isn't what it's marketed as and apple juice

01:49:35.180 --> 01:49:41.180
This is one of the highest sugar juices, kind of on par with like drinking soda.

01:49:41.180 --> 01:49:45.340
It's added sugar versus natural sugars, but still it's like you're consuming like 50

01:49:45.340 --> 01:49:48.820
grams of sugar in like a 12 ounce drink.

01:49:48.820 --> 01:49:51.220
It tastes good though, yeah that's why they use it.

01:49:51.220 --> 01:49:56.180
Because if you actually drank a fucking kale smoothie it would taste like actual poop.

01:49:56.180 --> 01:50:01.020
Let's have to help this guy.

01:50:01.020 --> 01:50:06.700
Ah, does this place always smell like this?

01:50:06.700 --> 01:50:09.260
Something's weird.

01:50:09.260 --> 01:50:11.220
Maybe I'm just a badger to get.

01:50:11.220 --> 01:50:14.140
Ah, anyway, can you fill up my tech?

01:50:14.140 --> 01:50:17.940
Yeah, sure, sure dude, write on it.

01:50:17.940 --> 01:50:21.260
If you're asking about the smell, it's actually been this...

01:50:21.260 --> 01:50:22.260
Oh.

01:50:22.260 --> 01:50:30.260
If you're asking about the smell, it's actually been this set that I've been working on.

01:50:30.260 --> 01:50:38.500
It's a mixture of possum piss, coupled with horse manure, and then also my own B.O.

01:50:38.500 --> 01:50:42.300
I call it the ultimate man.

01:50:42.300 --> 01:50:45.660
You cover yourself with it, you're irresistible.

01:50:45.660 --> 01:50:52.940
You assume that it smells pungent, but in reality you're actually mimicking the scent

01:50:52.940 --> 01:50:55.340
that beavers like when they're finding a mate.

01:51:00.340 --> 01:51:01.740
Women can't resist it.

01:51:02.540 --> 01:51:07.340
They go crazy for that shit.

01:51:16.940 --> 01:51:18.540
I call it man beaver.

01:51:18.540 --> 01:51:25.540
What the fuck am I concerned?

01:51:25.540 --> 01:51:29.540
Hello, ma'am.

01:51:29.540 --> 01:51:31.540
Oh wait, sorry.

01:51:31.540 --> 01:51:33.540
Hello, ma'am.

01:51:33.540 --> 01:51:34.540
Hey.

01:51:34.540 --> 01:51:39.540
I could have sworn somebody was watching me from behind the shelves earlier.

01:51:39.540 --> 01:51:42.540
I even went over there to check.

01:51:42.540 --> 01:51:43.540
Nobody.

01:51:43.540 --> 01:51:47.540
That wasn't you messing with me, was it?

01:51:47.540 --> 01:51:54.260
Weird. Now, see, that's a side effect of beaver. That's a side of that's a side effect of my beaver

01:51:54.260 --> 01:52:01.860
perfume. It sometimes causes blindness and horse vision. Small, small minute hallucinations as well.

01:52:02.580 --> 01:52:07.300
You might see things that aren't there. It's just a part of the experience.

01:52:07.300 --> 01:52:17.660
Horse vision? Yeah, like horse blinders. Tunnel vision. Sorry. Wow, you look like weirdly

01:52:17.660 --> 01:52:19.820
animated for this game.

01:52:19.820 --> 01:52:28.780
Ah, kid. Best place feels wrong tonight. Real wrong.

01:52:28.780 --> 01:52:33.500
I'd get to chill up my spine ever since I pulled in.

01:52:33.500 --> 01:52:38.500
On a night like this, don't go looking behind you every five seconds.

01:52:38.500 --> 01:52:41.500
Just finish what you gotta do and go home.

01:52:41.500 --> 01:52:44.500
My car's outside. Fill her up for me, would ya?

01:52:44.500 --> 01:52:46.500
Sure thing, old man.

01:52:46.500 --> 01:52:49.500
You know, if you're having a problem with erectile dysfunction,

01:52:49.500 --> 01:52:53.500
my beer perfume can actually be drank to help get it up.

01:52:56.500 --> 01:52:59.500
It's a two-in-one, kind of like a head and shoulders.

01:52:59.500 --> 01:53:04.860
All right, man, I'm fucking sorry. I'm giving you an elevator pitch. All right

01:53:14.260 --> 01:53:18.780
This guy's a fucking asshole, how am I ever supposed to make it in this world a small business

01:53:19.420 --> 01:53:23.680
I've been marketing that my Chamoy pickles on tiktok shop, but I haven't really got

01:53:23.680 --> 01:53:30.680
I've only sold three of them.

01:53:30.680 --> 01:53:36.680
They've been sitting in the sun, just a bag of Chamoy Pickle and Taheen.

01:53:36.680 --> 01:53:39.680
I think they're starting to rot.

01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:45.680
Maybe I can mix the Chamoy with my beer perfume and maybe it'll do better.

01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:50.680
I think part of the problem with the marketing as well is when I'm selling the beer,

01:53:50.680 --> 01:53:54.480
with the marketing as well as when I'm selling the beer when I'm smelling the

01:53:54.480 --> 01:53:59.600
I'm selling the beaver perfume I have to say man beaver right because if I'm

01:53:59.600 --> 01:54:03.520
saying beaver perfume that off puts all the alpha males from wanting to buy it

01:54:03.520 --> 01:54:16.280
kind of like dude wipes so I think I need a rebrand you got a family what

01:54:16.280 --> 01:54:19.440
What are they doing right now?

01:54:19.440 --> 01:54:22.320
They're still alive, right?

01:54:22.320 --> 01:54:26.200
Or is that just what you want to keep telling yourself?

01:54:26.200 --> 01:54:28.680
Whoa, you're good, man.

01:54:28.680 --> 01:54:31.120
Are you trying out for a new Jason Statham film

01:54:31.120 --> 01:54:33.320
or something?

01:54:33.320 --> 01:54:34.720
Are you going to be like the plumber?

01:54:38.360 --> 01:54:39.120
That was really weird.

01:54:42.680 --> 01:54:45.000
What does it just sound like you smoked 15 packs today?

01:54:45.000 --> 01:54:47.000
That's the character I'm playing.

01:54:48.800 --> 01:54:52.000
I get really involved in voicing characters in video games.

01:54:53.500 --> 01:54:54.500
And I fucking leave.

01:54:54.500 --> 01:54:56.500
That's a fake joke.

01:55:07.900 --> 01:55:09.900
I think I wasn't supposed to see that.

01:55:09.900 --> 01:55:11.900
I think I wasn't supposed to see that.

01:55:11.900 --> 01:55:13.900
No, don't tell me it's a fake thing again.

01:55:15.000 --> 01:55:17.000
What the fuck?

01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:22.680
Oh no! Oh no!

01:55:22.680 --> 01:55:24.680
My head's like her scratches.

01:55:26.680 --> 01:55:29.680
Perfect for him. Terrible for me.

01:55:29.680 --> 01:55:31.680
I need to get out of here.

01:55:34.680 --> 01:55:36.680
Get right to the car.

01:55:41.680 --> 01:55:43.680
What the fuck?

01:55:45.000 --> 01:55:50.000
It keeps falling in front of me. It's like a naked slender, man.

01:55:53.000 --> 01:55:55.000
It's like a naked slender, man.

01:56:01.000 --> 01:56:05.000
What the hell was that thing? That was not a person.

01:56:05.000 --> 01:56:09.000
All right, losing my mind now? Is that actually happening?

01:56:09.000 --> 01:56:13.000
I'm done. I don't care about the money. I'm not going back there. Not after that.

01:56:15.000 --> 01:56:24.000
Seriously? What now? Oh my god, am I hiding here?

01:56:24.000 --> 01:56:26.000
Chat, remember that.

01:56:35.000 --> 01:56:36.000
What the fuck?

01:56:39.000 --> 01:56:40.000
What is that noise?

01:56:45.000 --> 01:56:49.000
Still in the jackass, turned my lawnmower on.

01:56:49.000 --> 01:56:51.000
Just to probably sneak inside.

01:56:51.000 --> 01:56:53.000
I didn't turn this thing on.

01:56:55.000 --> 01:56:57.000
Oh, it's gotta be in the house now.

01:56:57.000 --> 01:56:59.000
I never am.

01:57:03.000 --> 01:57:05.000
Is it knocking on the glass?

01:57:06.000 --> 01:57:08.000
I'm starting to get a little nervous.

01:57:08.000 --> 01:57:09.000
I'm not gonna lie.

01:57:09.000 --> 01:57:11.000
Up to what the fuck was that?

01:57:11.000 --> 01:57:16.000
I think I'm just going to go to bed.

01:57:16.000 --> 01:57:18.000
Oh, I can't. That's nice.

01:57:18.000 --> 01:57:22.000
You know, let's fucking clear the corners, eh?

01:57:22.000 --> 01:57:24.000
It's the monster again.

01:57:24.000 --> 01:57:27.000
This time his mouth was really open.

01:57:27.000 --> 01:57:31.000
Let me just brush my teeth.

01:57:31.000 --> 01:57:36.000
I don't even have a mirror.

01:57:36.000 --> 01:57:46.920
Oh come on I'm losing it why does this keep happening there's got to be a

01:57:46.920 --> 01:57:53.520
reason I'm just tired that's all I've been sleeping stop thinking about it so I

01:57:53.520 --> 01:58:05.960
should get a bed. What the fuck was that? I gotta go check it out. I'm really starting

01:58:05.960 --> 01:58:09.720
to freak out. I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting a little fucking nervous. Can I get in my

01:58:09.720 --> 01:58:15.480
car? Is that a possibility? No. I'd sleep in my car tonight if I could. Oh god, I

01:58:15.480 --> 01:58:20.600
could fucking go in there too. There's too many fucking entrances. Oh god, Slenderman's

01:58:20.600 --> 01:58:46.600
inside. I'm just gonna go to bed. Maybe he'll be gentle with me. Yeah, go to sleep.

01:58:46.600 --> 01:58:47.100
Wait.

01:58:52.100 --> 01:58:53.100
Oh my god, I'm hanging up.

01:58:55.100 --> 01:58:55.600
Oh hey.

01:58:57.100 --> 01:59:00.600
Are you supposed to be like an embodiment of all my doubt and-

01:59:01.100 --> 01:59:01.600
Oh.

01:59:03.100 --> 01:59:04.600
What the hell was that one about?

01:59:04.600 --> 01:59:05.600
Ugh. Alarm.

01:59:07.100 --> 01:59:08.600
Oh, the flashlight's on too.

01:59:08.600 --> 01:59:09.600
How fucking sweet.

01:59:09.600 --> 01:59:11.600
There's gonna be something waiting for me down here.

01:59:12.600 --> 01:59:13.600
Probably chased me.

01:59:13.600 --> 01:59:14.600
I didn't turn the alarm off.

01:59:14.600 --> 01:59:15.600
I'm a fucking jackass.

01:59:16.600 --> 01:59:23.760
gonna turn the alarm off then the things start chasing me what now I came from

01:59:23.760 --> 01:59:32.760
downstairs garage let's go check it out start just a little bit more it's locked

01:59:32.760 --> 01:59:39.520
need the key don't know where the fucking key is do you know where the key

01:59:39.520 --> 01:59:41.520
Sorry, I was trying to do some door shit.

01:59:42.260 --> 01:59:44.260
Why's the garage key down here?

01:59:47.620 --> 01:59:49.620
Oh, that's awesome.

01:59:51.080 --> 01:59:53.080
What the fuck?

01:59:53.260 --> 01:59:54.700
A body?

01:59:54.700 --> 01:59:56.700
No. No!

01:59:57.580 --> 02:00:03.980
That's not my family. Please don't let that be my family. Did I do this? No. No way.

02:00:05.780 --> 02:00:08.020
What? Why would this be my-

02:00:09.520 --> 02:00:33.440
Should I open the door?

02:00:33.440 --> 02:00:35.080
Fuck.

02:00:35.080 --> 02:00:43.280
Oh, hey, officer. Sorry to bother you this late. We got a call. I never reported a strange

02:00:43.280 --> 02:00:50.440
smell coming from your garage, so you sent out a helicopter? We need to take a look inside.

02:00:50.440 --> 02:01:04.160
What should I do? Turn myself in or run away. Well, I didn't kill them. I like run

02:01:04.160 --> 02:01:06.160
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to run away.

02:01:15.160 --> 02:01:17.160
Don't ever find me in the closet.

02:01:24.160 --> 02:01:27.160
Am I supposed to actually run away?

02:01:29.160 --> 02:01:30.160
Oh.

02:01:34.160 --> 02:01:49.280
I had a gun that whole time I couldn't make sense of any of it so I ran I told

02:01:49.280 --> 02:01:53.840
myself that if I could just get over the wall the nightmare would end but if I

02:01:53.840 --> 02:01:56.440
could just get away from the cops maybe everything would go back to the way it

02:01:56.440 --> 02:02:01.640
was I heard them shouting behind me stop show your hands drop the gun oh they

02:02:01.640 --> 02:02:08.640
hit me at once. None of it got through. Only one thought left in my head, run. My hand moved

02:02:10.080 --> 02:02:13.880
to the waist on instinct. My fingers closed around the gun before I even realized what

02:02:13.880 --> 02:02:18.760
I was doing. Shots have fallen this louder than anything I'd ever heard. My body snapped

02:02:18.760 --> 02:02:23.920
backwards, fell under the wall, hot blood filled my mouth. At the end, or at the

02:02:23.920 --> 02:02:27.560
edge of my vision, the red lights blurred and smeared across the dark and then everything

02:02:27.560 --> 02:02:33.120
with black. Even at the very end I was still running. From the truth. From my memories.

02:02:33.120 --> 02:02:34.560
From the fear of what I might have done.

02:02:34.560 --> 02:02:39.560
Wait, so I killed my family.

02:02:39.560 --> 02:02:52.560
I want to see the other endings.

02:02:52.560 --> 02:03:03.780
I said there was clues around the house.

02:03:03.780 --> 02:03:05.280
What fucking clues?

02:03:05.280 --> 02:03:08.680
There's three endings.

02:03:08.680 --> 02:03:16.560
I heard something in the garage again last night.

02:03:16.560 --> 02:03:20.960
I told mom, but she said nobody even uses the garage and didn't believe me.

02:03:20.960 --> 02:03:23.960
But I know I heard somebody in there.

02:03:23.960 --> 02:03:24.960
What?

02:03:26.960 --> 02:03:28.960
There was somebody else.

02:03:30.960 --> 02:03:31.960
My prescription.

02:03:32.960 --> 02:03:33.960
Sopa den.

02:03:33.960 --> 02:03:34.960
From the psychiatrist.

02:03:35.960 --> 02:03:36.960
No recent doses logged.

02:03:37.960 --> 02:03:38.960
I stopped taking them.

02:03:38.960 --> 02:03:40.960
Oh god, maybe I did go and say I killed my family.

02:03:41.960 --> 02:03:42.960
What?

02:03:47.960 --> 02:03:48.960
See a schizophrenia.

02:03:50.960 --> 02:03:57.060
These hit yo am I fucking crazier when these hints not here the first time like there's actually no way

02:04:00.980 --> 02:04:05.620
Received from the pharmacy dates dates recent. What does it say?

02:04:08.980 --> 02:04:12.340
Amoxicillin 500 milligrams

02:04:12.340 --> 02:04:32.220
Divorce papers. She already signed them. Oh my god, am I the dad? Divorce papers, bruh,

02:04:32.220 --> 02:04:33.220
It's cooked.

02:04:35.560 --> 02:04:37.060
Locked in the key.

02:04:45.720 --> 02:04:49.220
Oh my god, what the fuck, a body! No way!

02:04:51.220 --> 02:04:52.720
No, no way!

02:04:55.220 --> 02:04:56.220
Holy shit.

02:04:58.220 --> 02:05:01.720
Wait, so like, how am I getting the third ending?

02:05:02.220 --> 02:05:21.260
I don't understand how you get the third ending.

02:05:21.260 --> 02:05:22.620
Oh my god, wait.

02:05:22.620 --> 02:05:25.900
I was envisioning my dead family.

02:05:25.900 --> 02:05:28.420
I turned myself in right on the spot.

02:05:28.420 --> 02:05:31.060
Handcuffs been in my wrist, quote and type for over a second.

02:05:31.060 --> 02:05:35.060
I thought that was it, but it was finally over.

02:05:35.060 --> 02:05:36.460
Before they put me in the squad car,

02:05:36.460 --> 02:05:37.900
I looked back to the house one last time.

02:05:37.900 --> 02:05:39.380
The porch light was still on,

02:05:39.380 --> 02:05:41.860
glowing there by itself in the dark.

02:05:41.860 --> 02:05:45.020
Past those black windows, I could still picture it.

02:05:45.020 --> 02:05:46.940
Those ordinary nights we used to have,

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the ones I'd never get back.

02:05:49.180 --> 02:05:50.700
A few days later, reports came in.

02:05:50.700 --> 02:05:52.700
The body in the garage wasn't my family.

02:05:53.780 --> 02:05:55.940
That was when the police reopened the case.

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By then, it was already too late.

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I found my family deep in the woods, far from the house, left there on the freezing ground.

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My kids' shoes, half-buried under dead leaves and snow, and a torn piece of my wife's clothing,

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entered into evidence.

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If I hadn't fallen apart that day, if I hadn't seen the horror in front of me, decided

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it had to be then, maybe there was still been time.

02:06:18.460 --> 02:06:23.940
What I did that night wasn't surrender, it was throwing away the last chance I

02:06:23.940 --> 02:06:25.940
had to find them.

02:06:25.940 --> 02:06:41.880
What's the fucking real ending I like actually don't understand if I find all

02:06:41.880 --> 02:06:51.260
the clues I get the secret ending been over a month since the wife took the

02:06:51.260 --> 02:06:57.820
kids and laughed. Barely answers now. Oh, so dude, I didn't kill them. Somebody else

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did. I'm just a lonely divorced husband. Which makes my product man beaver even more fucking

02:07:07.740 --> 02:07:15.380
important. I have to get my confidence back. I'm just gonna click all the clues again

02:07:15.380 --> 02:07:38.220
just in case. That's two. Three. Four. Five. What is six? What is the sixth piece of evidence?

02:07:38.220 --> 02:07:39.820
I have to be missing one.

02:07:57.900 --> 02:07:59.500
In the room you skipped.

02:07:59.500 --> 02:08:08.900
It's in the garage?

02:08:08.900 --> 02:08:14.900
I don't think it's in the garage.

02:08:14.900 --> 02:08:17.700
There's two up here.

02:08:17.700 --> 02:08:19.700
Wait.

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No.

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Three up here.

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Oh, there it is.

02:08:32.620 --> 02:08:34.220
Mom yelled at dad again today.

02:08:34.220 --> 02:08:37.020
Dad said he didn't need the pills anymore, but he slammed the door and laughed.

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Mom said he didn't say anything for a long time.

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So that's sex.

02:08:44.460 --> 02:08:48.980
Oh my god.

02:08:48.980 --> 02:08:55.740
This is going to be the true ending.

02:08:55.740 --> 02:09:01.460
Oh my god a dead body no fucking way third time's a charm let's go

02:09:25.740 --> 02:09:39.740
Wait. Something's wrong. It doesn't make sense.

02:09:39.740 --> 02:09:45.740
Isn't this the manager's key? Why the hell is it here?

02:09:45.740 --> 02:09:48.740
Don't tell me that bastard.

02:09:48.740 --> 02:09:54.740
So my manager killed my family? He's in the house, isn't he?

02:09:54.740 --> 02:09:56.740
I need to find the manager.

02:09:56.740 --> 02:09:58.740
Right now.

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Let's go.

02:10:00.740 --> 02:10:02.740
Oh my god, I'm gonna hunt his ass down.

02:10:02.740 --> 02:10:04.740
Epic ending.

02:10:04.740 --> 02:10:06.740
Epic fucking ending.

02:10:06.740 --> 02:10:08.740
I don't have a weapon though.

02:10:08.740 --> 02:10:10.740
What the hell?

02:10:10.740 --> 02:10:12.740
What happened here?

02:10:12.740 --> 02:10:14.740
There's blood everywhere.

02:10:14.740 --> 02:10:16.740
No. No way.

02:10:16.740 --> 02:10:18.740
This can't be real. Do I even go in there?

02:10:18.740 --> 02:10:20.740
Yeah.

02:10:20.740 --> 02:10:22.740
The fuck?

02:10:22.740 --> 02:10:25.060
Oh my god, I'm gonna go through the front entrance

02:10:26.580 --> 02:10:29.420
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking bare-knuckle fight him to the death

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Let's go

02:10:32.700 --> 02:10:39.900
This place is trash Jesus. What is that smell? This is bad way worse than bad. Am I dreaming?

02:10:39.900 --> 02:10:42.600
Am I out of my mind? No way. This is real

02:10:48.220 --> 02:10:51.900
I stopped taking my meds, but the manager killed my family

02:10:52.740 --> 02:10:53.740
What's that?

02:10:59.240 --> 02:11:03.740
Oh my god, is he trying to like, become the dad in their fucking life?

02:11:03.740 --> 02:11:05.740
Wait, this is really weird.

02:11:08.240 --> 02:11:11.740
He wants to be their father. Am I gonna chase him now?

02:11:13.240 --> 02:11:15.740
Get over here, you dirty fuck!

02:11:18.240 --> 02:11:22.240
First I give you a sample of man fever and then you run away from me like that.

02:11:22.740 --> 02:11:24.740
Oh, what?

02:11:25.740 --> 02:11:28.740
Miss Forty's actually pretty fucking quick.

02:11:29.740 --> 02:11:33.740
I gotta grab him first. How the hell am I supposed to catch up to him?

02:11:34.740 --> 02:11:35.740
Dude.

02:11:36.740 --> 02:11:38.740
Full sprint. Off-rack.

02:11:39.740 --> 02:11:41.740
Oh, should I get in my car?

02:11:45.740 --> 02:11:46.740
Nope.

02:11:46.740 --> 02:11:54.340
Dude, how the fuck am I supposed to catch him?

02:11:54.340 --> 02:11:58.540
Oh no, we're on him now.

02:11:58.540 --> 02:11:59.940
Oh, we're on him now.

02:11:59.940 --> 02:12:00.940
Oh, we're on him now.

02:12:00.940 --> 02:12:03.860
He's not getting in the car, you see.

02:12:03.860 --> 02:12:11.940
Put him up!

02:12:11.940 --> 02:12:13.940
This game had a very weird hand.

02:12:16.940 --> 02:12:20.940
What is this? His safe house? He lives in like an abandoned apartment?

02:12:20.940 --> 02:12:21.940
What the fuck is this?

02:12:22.940 --> 02:12:24.940
Goddamn mansion.

02:12:24.940 --> 02:12:28.940
Police got there just in time to stop me from killing the manager. They arrested him right at the scene.

02:12:30.940 --> 02:12:34.940
After that, they searched his house. His stock room and even a warehouse he'd been running out.

02:12:34.940 --> 02:12:36.940
In the outskirts of town.

02:12:36.940 --> 02:12:39.440
That's where they found my family.

02:12:39.440 --> 02:12:42.780
My wife and kids were tied up in an air room with no sunlight, terrified, barely hanging

02:12:42.780 --> 02:12:43.780
on, but alive.

02:12:43.780 --> 02:12:46.580
Second the kids saw me, they burped out crying.

02:12:46.580 --> 02:12:47.580
My wife just collapsed.

02:12:47.580 --> 02:12:48.580
She couldn't even speak.

02:12:48.580 --> 02:12:51.620
As the investigation went on, the truth finally came out.

02:12:51.620 --> 02:12:55.220
After losing his own family, the manager had to completely fall apart.

02:12:55.220 --> 02:12:58.340
Somewhere along the way, the grave turned into something twisted.

02:12:58.340 --> 02:13:03.180
He fixated on people who still had families, and eventually, he fixated on me.

02:13:03.180 --> 02:13:06.220
He kidnapped my family, used another body to make it look like I'd killed

02:13:06.220 --> 02:13:10.980
them. After he found out I'd been seeing a psychiatrist, he started using that too, pushing

02:13:10.980 --> 02:13:15.620
me harder, feigning my fear, making me question what I saw. Some of the things I saw at the

02:13:15.620 --> 02:13:18.940
store, some of the things that happened at home, weren't random at all. He was waiting

02:13:18.940 --> 02:13:23.580
for me to break. Waiting for me to doubt my unkind and give up on my family and

02:13:23.580 --> 02:13:29.340
myself. If I'd been any later, I might have not learned the truth.

02:13:29.340 --> 02:13:32.340
W-Game.

02:13:32.340 --> 02:13:42.020
not scary but fun. Genuinely fun game I did enjoy. Alright, chat. I have to piss first

02:13:42.020 --> 02:13:56.660
but then we're going to hop into midnight hoots. Excuse me, oh my gosh. Duddy game you

02:13:56.660 --> 02:13:58.660
We got literally.

02:13:58.660 --> 02:14:01.660
I think she's listening to some of them on the Models phones.

02:14:06.660 --> 02:14:07.660
Hold up.

02:14:17.660 --> 02:14:18.660
That was a good game.

02:14:18.660 --> 02:14:21.660
Yeah, way more enjoyable than that fucking first one, dude.

02:14:21.660 --> 02:14:23.660
That should have me sweating bricks.

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LettChimp, JoJoHell, TC, user, Glummy, Solar, Mr. Pickle, Ms. Spliff, Minz, Prime, R, and Hanky. Thank you for the sub simplicity. Thank you for the 3.

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Playing games with viewers one day, like 1v1 against you in Rocket League. I'm probably not going to 1v1 you in Rocket League, but I would do a day where I 1v1 viewers, but it would be like random, you know, first come, first serve.

02:14:46.660 --> 02:14:51.820
Key can patch W for the sub Hudson Lily for the sub back thinking of the sub gifted duck and Eddie for the sub back

02:14:51.820 --> 02:14:53.820
Thank you for the gift. It's again help the sub chat

02:14:54.140 --> 02:14:56.920
Count me down like a minute or two. I need a pee

02:15:01.900 --> 02:15:04.860
I'm not playing actually I will play that for you guys

02:17:16.660 --> 02:17:18.660
Oh

02:17:29.260 --> 02:17:34.740
Y'all fuck with the Super Mario Galaxy music yay or nay

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God dude those games have me sweating. We'll definitely have time to play other shit after this midnight hoops. Should we do retro?

02:17:46.660 --> 02:17:48.660
You could do retro.

02:17:48.660 --> 02:17:52.100
I would also just play fucking Premiere CS.

02:17:52.100 --> 02:17:58.460
Or, or, actually, there is another game I do want to play.

02:17:58.460 --> 02:18:00.220
We'll do Midnight, actually, chat.

02:18:00.220 --> 02:18:02.020
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

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This is what we're going to do.

02:18:03.380 --> 02:18:04.660
We're going to do Midnight Hoops.

02:18:04.660 --> 02:18:07.660
Then there's another short, like, 15, 20 minute edge game

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I want to play.

02:18:08.620 --> 02:18:09.940
And then I'll pull you guys.

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Is that fair?

02:18:12.740 --> 02:18:15.180
Tomorrow, Bust, Bound, Pat, Ball, Spider, Roulette,

02:18:15.180 --> 02:18:16.780
maybe some other shit.

02:18:16.780 --> 02:18:18.300
Friday reacts Saturday night live,

02:18:18.300 --> 02:18:21.220
Sunday reacts Food Gauntlet, Monday,

02:18:21.220 --> 02:18:25.060
Trevor Project Charity Stream, Random Games, Tuesday,

02:18:25.060 --> 02:18:29.260
Dennis Disco, Random Games, Wednesday, Early React Day.

02:18:29.260 --> 02:18:31.300
Then I'm gone, seven to the 11 filming videos

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with Jack back riding out stream,

02:18:33.300 --> 02:18:36.300
Directive 8020s dropping, bunch of other shit as well.

02:18:38.460 --> 02:18:41.500
Oh my God, C's Fee, Brett, Hell, Andrew,

02:18:41.500 --> 02:18:43.100
Jacob and JoJo over the sub.

02:18:43.100 --> 02:18:45.100
Do whatever

02:18:46.520 --> 02:18:53.340
How do you know a charity to support I have a lot of charities that I like I'm a big suicide prevention advocate

02:18:53.340 --> 02:19:00.860
So I tend to do like AFSP 988 and Trevor project a lot because 988 is just a big suicide hotline

02:19:02.220 --> 02:19:08.500
American Foundation for suicide prevention is broad and then Trevor project is specifically for LGBTQ people. I

02:19:08.500 --> 02:19:18.500
I do have cancer a lot because I think they're a great charity fighting against cancer.

02:19:18.500 --> 02:19:23.300
They also ask me to do a lot of streams, same with like AHA, American Heart Association,

02:19:23.300 --> 02:19:25.300
I do a lot.

02:19:25.300 --> 02:19:29.740
But I don't know, I mean like outside of that I usually take like viewer suggestions.

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Like the one that we do in like late May, I'll probably let chat choose.

02:19:34.060 --> 02:19:38.460
But cancers, I'm sorry, I was reading chat.

02:19:38.460 --> 02:19:43.880
Reach out to me not cancers charities reach out to me and I'll do there sometimes

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And then usually I'll pick my own sometimes I'll let chat pick

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so

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It'll be a mixture. I've done a bunch though like bunch of different ones, but there's always repeats

02:19:55.100 --> 02:19:59.820
What about your streams reacts? Thank you. And thank you. Aiden with a thread Andre isn't six with a sub feed

02:19:59.820 --> 02:20:01.820
And Brent with a sub sees through the sub

02:20:04.140 --> 02:20:06.140
But yeah

02:20:06.140 --> 02:20:09.820
One's the next one may fourth is Trevor project after that

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I don't know, but it'll be late May

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Late May late May late May early June, but probably late May if I'd a guess. Oh

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All right

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chat next game

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Next game midnight hoops I

02:20:31.700 --> 02:20:33.700
Got to change game category

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midnight hoops

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JD for the sub.

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All right.

02:20:46.140 --> 02:20:52.140
Walk in Shats.

02:20:52.140 --> 02:20:56.140
What do you have to write client tabs on your computer?

02:20:56.140 --> 02:21:00.140
I actually don't know.

02:21:00.140 --> 02:21:03.140
It might have made me reinstall a riot client.

02:21:06.140 --> 02:21:08.140
Are you pocket watching my tabs?

02:21:09.140 --> 02:21:11.140
Are you pocket watching my tabs?

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Everybody always says my shit's not organized.

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This makes perfect sense.

02:21:16.140 --> 02:21:17.140
This is perfect sense chat.

02:21:17.140 --> 02:21:19.140
These are friend slop games.

02:21:19.140 --> 02:21:22.140
Down here is usually the games that I'm doing soon.

02:21:22.140 --> 02:21:24.140
Like this is tomorrow, this is today.

02:21:24.140 --> 02:21:27.140
This is a mixture of games that I kind of really have.

02:21:27.140 --> 02:21:29.140
Like I haven't really played most of these a lot.

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Uh, random games, VR games up here, multiplayer games over here, horror games up here, itch games right here.

02:21:38.140 --> 02:21:42.140
It's an insane way to organize shit. Yeah, it works for me.

02:21:43.140 --> 02:21:44.140
EvanVethray.

02:21:44.140 --> 02:21:49.140
Uh, what do you ever do a charity stream for cerebral palsy? I think I have in the past, but I'm definitely down to do another one in the future.

02:21:49.140 --> 02:21:51.140
My dad has it. I'm sorry to hear that, man.

02:21:52.140 --> 02:21:54.140
Uh, hot and jade of the sub.

02:21:54.140 --> 02:21:56.140
But yeah, I'm definitely down.

02:21:56.140 --> 02:21:57.140
Alright.

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I don't know. Tyler O'Vara posted by the way. Cool. Do you have any videos you want to watch

02:22:04.620 --> 02:22:12.180
or games you want me to play videos? Let's chat. Let's walk in. Just like you know, Markiplier

02:22:12.180 --> 02:22:24.060
posted. Yo, we're cranking out these games though. Literally. Yo, my fucking camera

02:22:24.060 --> 02:22:35.500
quality is going to be so ass on this game. Midnight hoops. I like to shoot hoops at night

02:22:35.500 --> 02:22:42.460
when there's no one distracting me. I can't afford to fall behind, but tonight I was feeling off.

02:22:43.100 --> 02:22:46.700
I heard that over a decade ago. A bunch of teens in my town went missing.

02:22:47.420 --> 02:22:52.700
Some weird urban legends came from it, but never really creeped me out. For some reason,

02:22:52.700 --> 02:22:54.700
I couldn't get it out of my mind.

02:22:55.340 --> 02:22:57.340
16-agers missing in one month.

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I'm getting two in my head.

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Eda interacts, space to jump, left shift to sprint, and then check the pause. Anyways, I should get to practicing my shots.

02:23:09.020 --> 02:23:14.860
Some free throws layups and three-pointers. How else am I gonna make the league, right, chat?

02:23:18.300 --> 02:23:20.940
Five-eight, five-eight kid from Connecticut.

02:23:20.940 --> 02:23:26.340
I'm gonna put in the hours. I've got a note on my phone in case I forget what to do

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Navigate with scroll wheel

02:23:31.620 --> 02:23:34.260
Free throws three pointers and layups

02:23:38.180 --> 02:23:40.180
How do I click something I

02:23:41.140 --> 02:23:46.820
Can't I just have to make fucking five free throws. Isn't that really easy?

02:24:20.940 --> 02:24:28.380
for five hours hold up I make this I'm so dead ass easy I told you bro I told you

02:24:28.380 --> 02:24:33.900
dude it's a it's a new game mechanic I didn't understand the slide bar like I

02:24:33.900 --> 02:24:37.260
didn't know I didn't understand the amount of four

02:24:39.420 --> 02:24:45.580
they're doubting you Joe they're doubting you Joe five seven five seven

02:24:45.580 --> 02:24:48.620
they said oh you're never gonna be a point card you're never gonna be a

02:24:48.620 --> 02:24:53.120
point guard you're so shit and you can't shoot for anything I'll prove him

02:24:53.120 --> 02:25:06.200
wrong shoot you from the devil rim I feel like that went in am I crazy almost

02:25:06.200 --> 02:25:13.120
all the fucking freeze down new message

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Okay, I'm here here by the sandwich place that you can pick me up later tonight, bro. You practice too much for sure

02:25:21.160 --> 02:25:23.160
What time midnight?

02:25:24.300 --> 02:25:26.300
Can I check my other messages

02:25:28.060 --> 02:25:30.060
Now

02:25:37.480 --> 02:25:39.480
Oh my god, there's hips

02:25:39.480 --> 02:25:43.480
Get the fuck out of here. Jump shot!

02:25:43.480 --> 02:25:47.480
That wasn't a three?

02:25:47.480 --> 02:25:51.480
Are they gonna be in their grasp?

02:25:51.480 --> 02:25:55.480
Jump shot!

02:25:55.480 --> 02:25:59.480
Fuck. Alright, let me do the layups first. These are easy.

02:26:03.480 --> 02:26:07.480
I mean, are you fucking serious?

02:26:07.480 --> 02:26:14.520
I either limp tick the shot where it goes over the fucking neck. What is this mechanic? You fucking sucks

02:26:16.600 --> 02:26:18.760
Man this paranoia is thrown off my game

02:26:20.440 --> 02:26:26.860
Yeah, I really hope the Oregon does not hedge my life or death off whether or not I make a shot Toby

02:26:30.560 --> 02:26:32.560
All right easy layup

02:26:32.560 --> 02:26:39.560
Dude, how is this not a layup?

02:26:39.560 --> 02:26:44.560
Chat, what counts as a layup?

02:26:44.560 --> 02:26:49.560
Nice, but I think I did something wrong.

02:26:49.560 --> 02:26:51.560
I should check my notes.

02:26:51.560 --> 02:26:54.560
Oh, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.

02:26:54.560 --> 02:26:57.560
Free throws right behind the line, 3-pointers outside of the line.

02:26:57.560 --> 02:26:59.560
Layups need to be moving.

02:26:59.560 --> 02:27:01.560
And you need to jump.

02:27:01.560 --> 02:27:04.560
Oh, okay. Where the fuck did the ball go?

02:27:07.080 --> 02:27:11.360
Lay up I gotta go and then just throw the ball up

02:27:16.920 --> 02:27:23.400
Jesus Christ, this is embarrassing. Oh my god, there we go. Two, two

02:27:24.720 --> 02:27:26.720
There we go, three

02:27:26.720 --> 02:27:32.000
All right now I get it for Chad actually I'm watching I don't learn how to play

02:27:32.000 --> 02:27:36.720
the game basketball is my worst sport by the way I route and in video games

02:27:36.720 --> 02:27:43.840
three pointers down ready eat this easy dude that was a bucket I mean like

02:27:43.840 --> 02:27:47.280
there's no world where that wasn't a bucket there's gonna be like some dudes

02:27:47.280 --> 02:27:51.920
staring at me from outside of the fence he's gonna go I'll kill you if you

02:27:51.920 --> 02:27:54.520
You don't make 10 free throws in a row.

02:27:54.520 --> 02:27:55.360
What the?

02:27:57.200 --> 02:27:58.200
Is there a person?

02:28:00.160 --> 02:28:02.200
Really felt like somebody was coming at me there.

02:28:02.200 --> 02:28:03.800
What the fuck are you talking about?

02:28:03.800 --> 02:28:05.420
Oh no, this guy's tweaking.

02:28:09.160 --> 02:28:10.620
Why is the jump?

02:28:12.640 --> 02:28:14.600
Do I have to jump for a free throw?

02:28:21.920 --> 02:28:24.920
Oh my god, this is impossible.

02:28:24.920 --> 02:28:25.920
Oh!

02:28:25.920 --> 02:28:27.920
You have to aim.

02:28:27.920 --> 02:28:30.920
I am, you ass.

02:28:33.920 --> 02:28:36.920
Bang!

02:28:36.920 --> 02:28:39.920
Wet like water, eh?

02:28:44.920 --> 02:28:48.920
They call me Steph Curry the way I'm draining these 3s.

02:28:51.920 --> 02:28:53.920
Easy.

02:28:56.420 --> 02:28:57.920
That's it.

02:28:57.920 --> 02:29:00.920
What? That counts? Okay.

02:29:00.920 --> 02:29:02.920
Dude, that should be good.

02:29:02.920 --> 02:29:04.920
I should go get some water.

02:29:04.920 --> 02:29:07.920
I'm wearing like a headband and fucking roller skates.

02:29:09.920 --> 02:29:11.920
Is there gonna be somebody around me or some shit?

02:29:11.920 --> 02:29:13.920
Somebody roofied my water.

02:29:15.920 --> 02:29:17.920
New message.

02:29:17.920 --> 02:29:24.920
Yeah, can I put the fucking drink down?

02:29:24.920 --> 02:29:26.920
You ready for the big game?

02:29:26.920 --> 02:29:28.920
JV ball, by the way, chat.

02:29:28.920 --> 02:29:31.920
I'm a senior.

02:29:31.920 --> 02:29:33.920
You ready for the big game?

02:29:33.920 --> 02:29:34.920
Senior night.

02:29:34.920 --> 02:29:37.920
Senior night on the JV squad.

02:29:37.920 --> 02:29:38.920
Jump two.

02:29:38.920 --> 02:29:40.920
Oh, did I not need to make a jump three there?

02:29:40.920 --> 02:29:46.920
I just needed to make regular threes.

02:29:46.920 --> 02:29:55.200
wait how do I have another ball right now

02:30:02.280 --> 02:30:09.800
no that actually sounded like somebody was full sprinting at me that was

02:30:09.800 --> 02:30:15.000
freaky as fuck the music's already got kind of calming me down in between the

02:30:15.000 --> 02:30:24.000
that's somebody sprinting at you to kidnap me. Jump 3. Easy. Oh my god. Jump 3. Easy.

02:30:24.000 --> 02:30:29.200
Bang! Chat! Actually am I goaded now? I feel like I'm missing most of them.

02:30:29.200 --> 02:30:36.160
We're not missing. Making most of them. Ready? Watch this shit. Side step. 3.

02:30:36.160 --> 02:30:49.720
I seriously need to catch up on some sleep oh it wasn't a dupe ball chat it

02:30:49.720 --> 02:30:55.720
was some weird shit it looks like there's blood stains on these trees

02:31:06.160 --> 02:31:14.000
what the fuck was that I thought it was getting like a person that was trying to

02:31:14.000 --> 02:31:19.760
chase me that was like a literal creature for three

02:31:22.120 --> 02:31:30.640
nice shot there you got a great arm bud hey by the way I'm looking for my dog

02:31:30.640 --> 02:31:38.440
have you seen him? No, well, all right. You see him just yell real loud. I'll be

02:31:38.440 --> 02:31:44.360
around. Keep up that practice sport. Yo chat hot take that guy's not gonna be a

02:31:44.360 --> 02:31:48.260
serial kidnapper. He's gonna be the dude that saves my life because I'm gonna

02:31:48.260 --> 02:31:51.400
yell real loud when that creature kidnaps me and the old man's gonna

02:31:51.400 --> 02:31:58.480
save my life. If I make this three out of this game. If I make this three

02:31:58.480 --> 02:32:09.560
out of this game. Boom, done. Now I get a quick dunk in. I am not dunking. I'm gonna

02:32:09.560 --> 02:32:17.560
have to lower the rim. Keep the ball charged and pull it over the rim. Still

02:32:17.560 --> 02:32:22.480
got it. I had to have lowered that rim. This is not a 10-foot regulation. I'm

02:32:22.480 --> 02:32:25.360
thirsty again. I should have more water. Every time I drink the water my

02:32:25.360 --> 02:32:29.600
eyes closed though and I fucking start hallucinating. There's got to be something in here.

02:32:36.800 --> 02:32:38.080
Wait, new message.

02:32:45.200 --> 02:32:49.840
Your form is sloppy even though you practice every day. I should grab something from the

02:32:49.840 --> 02:32:54.240
gas station it's only a little more than a block away. Wait, why is the ghost demon that's

02:32:54.240 --> 02:32:57.920
That's gonna fucking kill me, dissing my basketball skills.

02:32:57.920 --> 02:33:00.680
Has he been fucking pocket watching this entire time?

02:33:05.280 --> 02:33:08.040
It said the convenience store is only a minute away,

02:33:08.040 --> 02:33:09.920
but I don't even know where the fucking convenience store is.

02:33:09.920 --> 02:33:11.640
I'm just running in one direction.

02:33:13.240 --> 02:33:14.480
Go to the gas station.

02:33:14.480 --> 02:33:15.680
Is this the right way?

02:33:17.000 --> 02:33:18.280
It has to be.

02:33:18.280 --> 02:33:20.480
Right under that blinking, creepy light.

02:33:22.080 --> 02:33:22.920
Ah!

02:33:24.240 --> 02:33:36.360
Oh, fuck off.

02:33:36.360 --> 02:33:37.360
What are you worried about?

02:33:37.360 --> 02:33:38.360
You're the best one on the team.

02:33:38.360 --> 02:33:39.360
Thanks, man.

02:33:39.360 --> 02:33:40.360
I really appreciate it.

02:33:40.360 --> 02:33:41.360
Oh, it's in the distance.

02:33:41.360 --> 02:33:46.000
You see that fucker staring at me?

02:33:46.000 --> 02:33:47.000
He's like three pixels.

02:33:47.000 --> 02:33:51.000
Is that a bottle of whiskey?

02:33:51.000 --> 02:33:53.000
Kobe

02:33:57.640 --> 02:34:03.540
Let's get a quick snack this guy will save my life for sure. What else do I want? Oh, can I only get these cheddar chips?

02:34:05.840 --> 02:34:08.000
Crab and some tophrinos, huh?

02:34:08.640 --> 02:34:10.640
Nice

02:34:10.640 --> 02:34:14.040
That'll be four bucks. I've got a proposition for you

02:34:14.040 --> 02:34:22.060
I'm like 99% sure I dropped my wallet out back by the dumpster earlier and you could grab it for me if the chips are on me

02:34:22.320 --> 02:34:30.120
My boss is super strict about leaving my post. He always checks security footage. Please. I really don't want to get it stolen

02:34:30.120 --> 02:34:33.120
Oh sick. Let me go check behind the dumpster

02:34:33.120 --> 02:34:53.680
If I don't do this basketball scholarship, I'm literally screwed.

02:34:53.680 --> 02:34:59.720
I was just going to say maybe invest in education over athleticism, but it's kind of distracted

02:34:59.720 --> 02:35:00.720
me.

02:35:00.720 --> 02:35:02.720
What is this? Excuse me, sir.

02:35:04.720 --> 02:35:06.720
Oh, it's the old man!

02:35:06.720 --> 02:35:09.720
Oh, hey there, champ. What are you doing back here?

02:35:12.720 --> 02:35:14.720
Holy shit, I'm posting this on Twitter.

02:35:14.720 --> 02:35:16.720
Holy shit, I'm posting this on Twitter.

02:35:17.720 --> 02:35:21.720
I was just looking for Fido. He loves dumpster trash.

02:35:21.720 --> 02:35:23.720
What's that? A wallet?

02:35:24.720 --> 02:35:28.720
As a matter of fact, I did find a wallet on the ground. Here you go.

02:35:28.720 --> 02:35:31.840
Hey kid, let me tell you something else.

02:35:31.840 --> 02:35:33.380
It feeds on your despair.

02:35:34.680 --> 02:35:35.520
Don't feed it.

02:35:36.560 --> 02:35:38.920
Alrighty, good luck with everything.

02:35:38.920 --> 02:35:40.080
God see you around.

02:35:40.080 --> 02:35:42.520
Wow, that's like the old wise man.

02:35:42.520 --> 02:35:44.320
I feel like I'm like in Lord of the Rings

02:35:44.320 --> 02:35:45.660
or some sort of mystical.

02:35:45.660 --> 02:36:03.100
You want to be the best oh my god wait if I sell my soul will uniquely like Michael Jordan

02:36:03.100 --> 02:36:15.060
yes yes yes yes yes yes I'm getting nowhere with this basketball practice actually nowhere

02:36:15.060 --> 02:36:17.060
Where is this motherfucker?

02:36:17.060 --> 02:36:19.060
I'm gonna grab the bottle.

02:36:19.060 --> 02:36:22.060
Shuck it right in his head if he comes at me.

02:36:36.060 --> 02:36:38.060
Is this like a test?

02:36:38.060 --> 02:36:41.060
To sidestep and move one side and quickly to the other?

02:36:41.060 --> 02:36:46.060
Switch hands to trip up opponents.

02:36:46.060 --> 02:36:49.060
What am I entering space jam?

02:36:49.060 --> 02:36:51.060
Hold up real quick.

02:36:51.060 --> 02:36:53.060
Welcome to the jam!

02:36:53.060 --> 02:36:55.060
Watch out.

02:36:55.060 --> 02:36:57.060
Hold this in the hide.

02:36:57.060 --> 02:36:59.060
Toby!

02:37:05.060 --> 02:37:06.060
Trim up.

02:37:06.060 --> 02:37:08.060
Trim up easy side step.

02:37:08.060 --> 02:37:10.060
Drain it.

02:37:10.060 --> 02:37:12.060
Hey!

02:37:12.060 --> 02:37:14.060
Oh, bitch, hold on!

02:37:14.060 --> 02:37:16.060
Switch it off!

02:37:16.060 --> 02:37:18.060
Oh!

02:37:22.060 --> 02:37:24.060
Excuse me, do you mind if I...

02:37:24.060 --> 02:37:26.060
...give you a...

02:37:26.060 --> 02:37:28.060
...go?

02:37:28.060 --> 02:37:30.060
Shit!

02:37:30.060 --> 02:37:32.060
I'm full charge, I gotta shoot for the big one.

02:37:32.060 --> 02:37:34.060
Oh, fuck!

02:37:36.060 --> 02:37:38.060
Wait, this is like super hard to...

02:37:38.060 --> 02:37:41.060
This is like a lot harder to train these than you'd think.

02:37:44.060 --> 02:37:46.060
My opponents really aren't doing much.

02:37:47.060 --> 02:37:49.060
I'm fighting an actual dead guy.

02:37:49.060 --> 02:37:51.060
That didn't go in.

02:37:55.060 --> 02:37:57.060
Yo, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

02:38:01.060 --> 02:38:04.060
Pass the ball? Pass the ball?

02:38:04.060 --> 02:38:07.060
Why would I pass the ball on the one-man team?

02:38:07.060 --> 02:38:11.060
That's how you have been in are we fucking serious?

02:38:11.060 --> 02:38:15.060
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.

02:38:15.060 --> 02:38:19.060
That's it. Another one.

02:38:19.060 --> 02:38:23.060
Another one. Weeeeeeep!

02:38:23.060 --> 02:38:27.060
Oh my god that was dirty and I drain it.

02:38:27.060 --> 02:38:31.060
Oh my god that was dirty, I've got it back. Hold on, can I jump this one?

02:38:31.060 --> 02:38:35.060
Ah! Oh my god.

02:38:35.060 --> 02:38:42.380
to myself toss it in I sprint right out easy layup

02:38:42.380 --> 02:38:52.540
switch up oh my god another one

02:38:52.540 --> 02:39:12.660
Wow if I get hit I full reset oh wait no it doesn't full reset wait why is it making

02:39:12.660 --> 02:39:14.660
me do random one.

02:39:14.660 --> 02:39:16.660
Woah!

02:39:16.660 --> 02:39:18.660
And...

02:39:18.660 --> 02:39:32.660
Oh my god, I almost just got eaten.

02:39:32.660 --> 02:39:34.660
Wait, I see that fucker watching me.

02:39:34.660 --> 02:39:36.660
He's cutting me from the trees.

02:39:36.660 --> 02:39:38.660
I just gotta make that one.

02:39:38.660 --> 02:39:40.660
I gotta make that one.

02:39:40.660 --> 02:39:45.660
I gotta make that one and not die. Easy.

02:39:45.660 --> 02:39:47.660
NOOOOOO!

02:39:51.660 --> 02:39:53.660
Watch this. Watch this shit.

02:39:53.660 --> 02:39:55.660
Switch up.

02:39:55.660 --> 02:39:57.660
Switch up.

02:39:57.660 --> 02:39:59.660
Come at me, bitch. Come at me, bitch.

02:39:59.660 --> 02:40:01.660
Switch up. Side step.

02:40:01.660 --> 02:40:03.660
Drain it. In his face.

02:40:04.660 --> 02:40:05.660
Fuck!

02:40:05.660 --> 02:40:07.660
Excuse me?

02:40:07.660 --> 02:40:21.340
Alright, yo, this might not be the game for me.

02:40:21.340 --> 02:40:28.380
Yo, you're dead-ass, there's no way.

02:40:28.380 --> 02:40:29.380
That's it.

02:40:29.380 --> 02:40:36.140
I'm gonna die again. Oh my god the backwards page, please

02:40:39.420 --> 02:40:41.420
This is gonna take me like ten years

02:40:50.420 --> 02:40:55.280
I'm gonna have to 1v1 Satan to prove I'm worthy that's how this game is gonna end

02:40:55.280 --> 02:40:57.880
And I'll talk about Warraugh Chat.

02:40:57.880 --> 02:40:59.880
That should be the next Space Jam movie.

02:41:01.360 --> 02:41:02.200
Still there?

02:41:02.200 --> 02:41:04.040
Oh my God, thank you so much, man.

02:41:05.040 --> 02:41:06.820
Whoa, hey, bro, you look kinda terrible.

02:41:06.820 --> 02:41:08.520
You see the ghost?

02:41:08.520 --> 02:41:09.960
You should take it easy, for real.

02:41:09.960 --> 02:41:11.920
Take as many chips as you want, man.

02:41:14.000 --> 02:41:15.520
Take any more, you chippy.

02:41:15.520 --> 02:41:24.920
That should fill me up for a little bit.

02:41:25.280 --> 02:41:27.280
Just like them, I'll get you too.

02:41:28.280 --> 02:41:31.280
The fuck are you talking about, bro? I passed your test.

02:41:31.280 --> 02:41:35.280
I'm losing it. I should go grab my stuff and text Pablo to pick me up.

02:41:36.280 --> 02:41:39.280
I don't remember how to get back is the problem.

02:41:40.280 --> 02:41:42.280
Oh, it's gotta be this way.

02:41:42.280 --> 02:41:43.280
Where the light is.

02:41:43.280 --> 02:41:46.280
Chat, did I do bad there? Be honest.

02:41:47.280 --> 02:41:49.280
I feel like I started cooking on the end.

02:41:50.280 --> 02:41:53.280
I was out of that last hoop, but I was just like really nervous.

02:41:53.280 --> 02:41:57.440
Whatever that thing is is watching me should I walk up to it I

02:41:59.560 --> 02:42:03.720
Can't blame I'm just gonna walk into the middle of the road

02:42:07.040 --> 02:42:11.540
If it's a smart monster it wouldn't chase me dangerous to walk on the yellow strip

02:42:13.880 --> 02:42:15.880
Tearing between life and death

02:42:18.120 --> 02:42:20.480
And a 25 mile an hour speed when it's on

02:42:23.280 --> 02:42:28.040
And we're in got my shit in depth. I need to get my ball first

02:42:33.160 --> 02:42:39.200
Fuck do I have to 1v1 him dude look at his arms. It's so chop that has like seven feet tall

02:42:39.200 --> 02:42:42.320
What a fucking 10 foot wingspan he could dunk standing

02:42:45.480 --> 02:42:47.960
So you beat my bench warmers, huh

02:42:47.960 --> 02:42:56.340
not very impressive considering they have no clue how to guard little shrimp like

02:42:56.340 --> 02:43:03.200
you would never make it in the real world it's taco fall it's an actual NBA player

02:43:03.200 --> 02:43:07.960
that's just like the living in the woods I'm gonna show you how worthless you are

02:43:07.960 --> 02:43:13.960
Oh, awesome. Oh my g- I'm one of you running in the hell. Wait, this is literally not gonna work.

02:43:13.960 --> 02:43:14.960
Oh, wow.

02:43:18.960 --> 02:43:24.960
On an actual court, win. That's the only fucking- that's the only rule.

02:43:26.960 --> 02:43:29.960
Light up! Oh! Oh! Switch up, bitch!

02:43:34.960 --> 02:43:36.960
Switch up! Easy!

02:43:37.960 --> 02:44:07.880
You can't have your little minions.

02:44:07.880 --> 02:44:11.880
Bro, that's so stupid. He can't have his little minions running behind him.

02:44:11.880 --> 02:44:12.880
Play up.

02:44:16.880 --> 02:44:17.880
Two-pointer.

02:44:19.880 --> 02:44:20.880
I back up.

02:44:21.880 --> 02:44:22.880
Easy kill.

02:44:22.880 --> 02:44:24.880
Oh my god, he swabs. No fucking way.

02:44:25.880 --> 02:44:28.880
Oh my god, he blocks again. No fucking way.

02:44:28.880 --> 02:44:29.880
Holy shit.

02:44:29.880 --> 02:44:31.880
Just how big up?

02:44:32.880 --> 02:44:34.880
Oh my god, this is horrible.

02:44:37.880 --> 02:44:42.880
That's a two-pointer! How's that not a two-pointer?

02:44:57.880 --> 02:44:59.880
You better not grab me, you bitch.

02:45:04.880 --> 02:45:06.880
Oh my God!

02:45:07.880 --> 02:45:14.880
That's it.

02:45:14.880 --> 02:45:16.880
Another three pointer?

02:45:16.880 --> 02:45:19.880
Are we fucking serious?

02:45:19.880 --> 02:45:20.880
Easy.

02:45:20.880 --> 02:45:21.880
What?

02:45:21.880 --> 02:45:22.880
Double win.

02:45:22.880 --> 02:45:23.880
That's lame.

02:45:23.880 --> 02:45:24.880
That's it.

02:45:24.880 --> 02:45:25.880
That's it.

02:45:25.880 --> 02:45:26.880
Light up.

02:45:26.880 --> 02:45:27.880
Easy.

02:45:27.880 --> 02:45:28.880
Easy.

02:45:28.880 --> 02:45:29.880
Easy.

02:45:29.880 --> 02:45:33.880
Easy! Easy!

02:45:33.880 --> 02:45:37.880
Dacia!

02:45:37.880 --> 02:45:41.880
I'm never going to win.

02:45:41.880 --> 02:45:45.880
Oh my god, you're such a fucking loser.

02:45:45.880 --> 02:45:49.880
Whoa!

02:45:49.880 --> 02:45:53.880
Whoa!

02:45:53.880 --> 02:45:57.880
Whoa!

02:45:57.880 --> 02:45:59.880
Oh

02:46:06.880 --> 02:46:12.280
Yo, what is this guard he has on me bro, that's unfair. I have to go grab that ball

02:46:27.880 --> 02:46:29.880
I

02:46:36.880 --> 02:46:38.880
Think that shit

02:46:57.880 --> 02:46:59.880
You're fucking joking

02:47:03.600 --> 02:47:05.600
That was a layup

02:47:08.440 --> 02:47:10.440
Whoa

02:47:15.240 --> 02:47:17.240
Oh my god

02:47:23.160 --> 02:47:25.160
Go to layup

02:47:27.880 --> 02:47:43.880
What the fuck? What are we doing? Oh my god, I gotta jump?

02:47:43.880 --> 02:47:47.880
Throwin' the balls right next to me is just gonna kill me.

02:47:47.880 --> 02:47:54.880
Oh my god fucking three pointer.

02:47:54.880 --> 02:47:57.880
Watch out.

02:47:57.880 --> 02:47:59.880
It's one of all.

02:47:59.880 --> 02:48:01.880
It's one of all.

02:48:01.880 --> 02:48:03.880
It's one of all.

02:48:03.880 --> 02:48:05.880
He's gonna come here.

02:48:05.880 --> 02:48:07.880
No!

02:48:07.880 --> 02:48:09.880
No!

02:48:09.880 --> 02:48:11.880
Why are there so many of them, dude?

02:48:11.880 --> 02:48:13.880
What the fuck?

02:48:13.880 --> 02:48:23.880
That's not in

02:48:23.880 --> 02:48:26.880
Oh, we're so dead off.

02:48:26.880 --> 02:48:29.880
We're so dead off right now.

02:48:29.880 --> 02:48:31.880
You're so dead off.

02:48:31.880 --> 02:48:34.880
There's no way.

02:48:34.880 --> 02:48:37.880
Oh, that's so off.

02:48:37.880 --> 02:48:41.880
I'm literally, no, this is actually, this is actually hell.

02:48:41.880 --> 02:48:43.880
This is actually how

02:48:53.760 --> 02:48:55.760
How is that not in

02:49:11.880 --> 02:49:18.880
Bro, a two-pointer's impossible.

02:49:18.880 --> 02:49:25.880
A two-pointer's impossible on this court.

02:49:25.880 --> 02:49:28.880
It's actually impossible! It's impossible!

02:49:28.880 --> 02:49:31.880
I can't stop moving, bro. What?

02:49:31.880 --> 02:49:32.880
Look at this big ass!

02:49:32.880 --> 02:49:36.880
No, actually, I feel like I'm JD playing against an NBA team.

02:49:36.880 --> 02:49:39.880
This is so unfair.

02:49:39.880 --> 02:49:58.120
Oh my god, and there's more and more players on the court, there's more and more players

02:49:58.120 --> 02:50:00.920
on the court, because I keep reality.

02:50:00.920 --> 02:50:01.920
Free.

02:50:01.920 --> 02:50:02.920
It's over.

02:50:02.920 --> 02:50:03.920
I just throw.

02:50:03.920 --> 02:50:04.920
I just throw.

02:50:04.920 --> 02:50:06.920
I just threw.

02:50:10.920 --> 02:50:12.920
Oh my god!

02:50:12.920 --> 02:50:14.920
Fuck!

02:50:22.920 --> 02:50:24.920
Oh my god, the store's getting uttered.

02:50:24.920 --> 02:50:26.920
The store's getting uttered.

02:50:26.920 --> 02:50:28.920
The store's getting uttered.

02:50:29.920 --> 02:50:30.920
Nothing.

02:50:30.920 --> 02:50:32.920
Oh my god, it's a miracle.

02:50:32.920 --> 02:50:34.920
Oh my god!

02:50:34.920 --> 02:50:39.920
Oh my god!

02:50:39.920 --> 02:50:44.920
Come on!

02:50:44.920 --> 02:50:46.920
Oh, I miss the set.

02:50:46.920 --> 02:50:48.920
Pretty well.

02:50:48.920 --> 02:50:49.920
Pretty well.

02:50:49.920 --> 02:50:51.920
Now, who's gonna get this?

02:50:51.920 --> 02:50:53.920
That was a pretty bad one.

02:50:53.920 --> 02:50:55.920
You're gonna get it.

02:50:55.920 --> 02:50:57.920
I'm not gonna do that.

02:50:57.920 --> 02:50:59.920
That was a pretty bad one.

02:50:59.920 --> 02:51:01.920
I'm gonna do that!

02:51:01.920 --> 02:51:02.420
What?

02:51:10.920 --> 02:51:12.420
You scythe that motherfucker!

02:51:12.920 --> 02:51:14.420
You scythe that motherfucker!

02:51:17.920 --> 02:51:18.420
What's there?

02:51:22.420 --> 02:51:22.920
Easy.

02:51:23.420 --> 02:51:24.420
Oh my god!

02:51:31.920 --> 02:51:33.920
Come on!

02:51:33.920 --> 02:51:49.840
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you're

02:51:49.840 --> 02:51:50.840
fucking joking.

02:51:50.840 --> 02:52:03.520
We're actually gonna be here forever

02:52:03.520 --> 02:52:13.520
I need to do that. I need to do that.

02:52:13.520 --> 02:52:25.520
Bro, look at him pressing! Look at him pressing! Fuck you, pussy! How did I- I dug that into

02:52:55.520 --> 02:53:08.520
I'll score another three on your betas, see ya!

02:53:08.520 --> 02:53:15.520
See ya, see ya!

02:54:15.520 --> 02:54:20.520
Fuck! We're gonna be here for five hours now. We're gonna be here for five hours anyway.

02:54:20.520 --> 02:54:24.520
I'm so serious. We're gonna be here forever. I'm never meeting this day.

02:54:30.520 --> 02:54:32.520
We're gonna pull these out of here, you swine.

02:54:35.520 --> 02:54:36.520
Look at that.

02:54:36.520 --> 02:54:37.520
Look at that.

02:54:37.520 --> 02:54:38.520
Look at that.

02:54:45.520 --> 02:54:57.360
Oh my god, give me a hundred dumps, please.

02:54:57.360 --> 02:55:14.120
Oh my god, RNG in my favor.

02:55:14.120 --> 02:55:15.120
RNG in my favor.

02:55:15.120 --> 02:55:16.120
RNG in my favor.

02:55:16.120 --> 02:55:17.120
OHHHH!

02:55:17.120 --> 02:55:18.120
Oh.

02:55:18.120 --> 02:55:19.120
RNG in my favor.

02:55:19.120 --> 02:55:20.120
Easy.

02:55:20.120 --> 02:55:21.120
I'm playing that shit.

02:55:21.120 --> 02:55:22.120
Coby.

02:55:22.120 --> 02:55:23.120
That's it.

02:55:23.120 --> 02:55:24.120
What?

02:55:24.120 --> 02:55:25.120
Look how many players there are.

02:55:25.120 --> 02:55:26.120
Look how many guards there are.

02:55:26.120 --> 02:55:27.120
This is so unfair.

02:55:27.120 --> 02:55:28.120
Oh my god.

02:55:28.120 --> 02:55:29.120
Oh my god.

02:55:29.120 --> 02:55:30.120
Oh my god.

02:55:30.120 --> 02:55:31.120
Oh my god.

02:55:31.120 --> 02:55:32.120
Oh my god.

02:55:32.120 --> 02:55:33.120
Oh my god.

02:55:33.120 --> 02:55:34.120
Oh my god.

02:55:34.120 --> 02:55:35.120
Oh my god.

02:55:35.120 --> 02:55:36.120
Oh my god.

02:55:36.120 --> 02:55:37.120
Oh my god.

02:55:37.120 --> 02:55:38.120
Oh my god.

02:55:38.120 --> 02:55:39.120
Oh my god.

02:55:39.120 --> 02:55:41.120
This is so unfair.

02:55:43.120 --> 02:55:45.120
Oh my god.

02:55:49.120 --> 02:55:52.120
Oh my god, a two-pointer. The two-pointer of doom.

02:55:56.120 --> 02:56:04.120
That's it. Oh, it's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! Run scuts! Run scuts! Run scuts! This has to be it if I make it.

02:56:05.120 --> 02:56:06.120
That's it.

02:56:06.120 --> 02:56:11.120
Another one! Another one!

02:56:11.120 --> 02:56:14.120
There's a natured man running at me!

02:56:36.120 --> 02:57:05.120
3, 2, 1, go!

02:57:05.120 --> 02:57:07.120
Come on!

02:57:07.120 --> 02:57:09.120
Come on!

02:57:22.120 --> 02:57:23.120
AHH!

02:57:24.120 --> 02:57:26.120
Holy shit! Holy shit!

02:57:26.120 --> 02:57:28.120
This has to be it!

02:57:35.120 --> 02:57:39.480
Nooooooo!!!

02:57:39.480 --> 02:57:43.960
Nooooooooo!

02:57:43.960 --> 02:57:48.260
There's no way!

02:57:48.260 --> 02:57:57.120
There's no way!

02:57:57.120 --> 02:58:07.080
No, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Oh my god. There's no way

02:58:08.920 --> 02:58:13.280
You're supposed to leave what do you mean I'm supposed to leave how much was a leave

02:58:15.960 --> 02:58:17.960
What do you mean leave

02:58:17.960 --> 02:58:21.960
Oh, there's no shots!

02:58:21.960 --> 02:58:23.960
There's no shots!

02:58:23.960 --> 02:58:26.960
That was like the best scenario we had.

02:58:26.960 --> 02:58:28.960
We had like three dunks in a row.

02:58:28.960 --> 02:58:30.960
It was so easy.

02:59:17.960 --> 02:59:24.960
These key bagging boards.

02:59:24.960 --> 02:59:30.960
Just can't be real.

02:59:30.960 --> 02:59:33.960
Press me again, puffy.

02:59:33.960 --> 02:59:41.960
Press me again, sideways.

03:00:11.960 --> 03:00:37.960
I can't make a lie up there with this fucking stupid cock minions walking.

03:00:37.960 --> 03:00:57.000
Oh my god that could not have been a worse shot that actually could not have been a worse

03:00:57.000 --> 03:01:13.000
How many more do you think I need an A-con on me?

03:01:13.000 --> 03:01:15.000
That wasn't in

03:01:43.000 --> 03:01:59.000
I'm not bad in that game.

03:01:59.000 --> 03:02:05.000
Oh my god, this is just scary.

03:02:05.000 --> 03:02:21.640
Oh, there's like fucking nine of them chasing me.

03:02:21.640 --> 03:02:22.640
Another layup.

03:02:22.640 --> 03:02:23.640
You're joking.

03:02:23.640 --> 03:02:24.640
Oh my god!

03:02:24.640 --> 03:02:25.640
The naked fucker!

03:02:25.640 --> 03:02:32.640
Oh my god, the naked fucker!

03:03:25.640 --> 03:03:39.320
This is the last one I need to make, and I know it.

03:03:39.320 --> 03:03:44.080
Grab some of these diamonds!

03:03:44.080 --> 03:03:51.080
Bro, you're fucking joking.

03:03:51.080 --> 03:03:57.280
You're fucking joking!

03:03:57.280 --> 03:04:06.280
I have fifty of them chasing me!

03:04:06.280 --> 03:04:11.280
Please! Please!

03:04:21.280 --> 03:04:24.280
Oh, you're fuckin' jealous of me now. There's not to be a-

03:04:26.280 --> 03:04:28.280
NOOOOOOO!

03:05:36.280 --> 03:05:57.280
Ball couldn't be in a worse spot.

03:06:57.280 --> 03:06:59.280
First game ever! First game ever!

03:07:27.280 --> 03:07:34.280
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to get out of here, but it's a good idea to get out of here.

03:07:57.280 --> 03:08:04.280
Like I just have to get rid of the ball, bro.

03:08:04.280 --> 03:08:08.280
When he's that close to me, I just can't shoot.

03:08:08.280 --> 03:08:13.280
Like right now, I can probably make it.

03:08:13.280 --> 03:08:16.280
Am I lucky?

03:08:16.280 --> 03:08:18.280
Nope.

03:08:22.280 --> 03:08:25.280
SZ, thank you for the 50 fucking subs you go.

03:08:25.280 --> 03:08:28.280
Thank you, but if you've got something, give it a 50 get this.

03:08:28.280 --> 03:08:30.280
Sorry, I need a lock-in.

03:08:31.280 --> 03:08:35.280
Bro, please tell me this is the last fucking thing I need to make.

03:08:35.280 --> 03:08:37.280
I

03:08:51.880 --> 03:08:54.280
Made that shit, I know I made that shit

03:09:05.280 --> 03:09:27.280
I'm proud of what.

03:09:27.280 --> 03:09:29.280
What is happening?

03:10:27.280 --> 03:10:47.280
that took how long did that take 30 minutes that was so bad chat you have no idea half

03:10:47.280 --> 03:10:52.120
the zombies stand there and don't three of them chase you at all times and the other

03:10:52.120 --> 03:10:57.160
three just kind of stand on the court like idiots and if you get within six feet of

03:10:57.160 --> 03:11:03.120
them they lunge at you and he's just the fucking wall man I mean I'm shooting

03:11:03.120 --> 03:11:07.960
the fucking two I'm shooting the three he's literally hand-touching the ceiling

03:11:07.960 --> 03:11:18.800
hey you okay kid well thank goodness you're awake let me help you up looks

03:11:18.800 --> 03:11:22.840
like you did it kid you beat it not many can I knew you had it in you

03:11:22.840 --> 03:11:24.540
I could tell right away.

03:11:24.540 --> 03:11:27.140
Probably had some pretty impressive shots, eh?

03:11:27.140 --> 03:11:30.940
I think I was cooking on the back end of that game, yes.

03:11:30.940 --> 03:11:34.940
I know it was the shot clock, so it wasn't counting,

03:11:34.940 --> 03:11:39.500
but I hit a lap on the buzzer like six times in a row.

03:11:39.500 --> 03:11:41.140
It was just fucking insane.

03:11:45.780 --> 03:11:47.700
Game over, game over or?

03:11:49.180 --> 03:11:50.300
Oh, I can leave now.

03:11:52.840 --> 03:11:54.840
Yeah, get me the fuck out of here.

03:11:57.420 --> 03:11:58.920
That shit was terrible.

03:11:59.960 --> 03:12:04.200
Local team goes on to become greatest basketball player of all time.

03:12:05.600 --> 03:12:06.600
Yeah, okay.

03:12:18.040 --> 03:12:18.540
God.

03:12:19.160 --> 03:12:20.440
That was a fun game.

03:12:20.440 --> 03:12:38.440
But my god dude that wasn't scary it was rage inducing. Jesus. Alright. Chat. We're now gonna rip a game that's not really a horror game but I've been seeing tiktoks of it.

03:12:38.440 --> 03:12:45.580
Call how do I just how do I undo something cuz I just fucking dragged all of my shit around

03:12:48.200 --> 03:12:50.200
Oh no

03:12:58.640 --> 03:13:00.640
Oh God

03:13:05.780 --> 03:13:07.780
Controls D

03:13:08.440 --> 03:13:13.440
No, that's not undoing it.

03:13:13.440 --> 03:13:16.440
Oh, no.

03:13:16.440 --> 03:13:20.440
Bro.

03:13:20.440 --> 03:13:26.440
How did that even happen? It just jumbled my entire fucking stuff.

03:13:26.440 --> 03:13:30.440
Controls T.

03:13:30.440 --> 03:13:33.440
What happened? All of my stuff's jumbled now.

03:13:33.440 --> 03:13:37.440
Like all my itch games are down here.

03:13:37.440 --> 03:13:45.440
My mega's up there, like Streamlabs is all the way up there, like what the fuck?

03:13:45.440 --> 03:13:50.440
Alt-Z? No.

03:13:52.440 --> 03:13:58.440
Dude, that actually just fucked like my entire computer.

03:14:07.440 --> 03:14:10.440
Wow, that is like super annoying.

03:14:17.440 --> 03:14:19.440
Alright, I think I fixed it.

03:14:21.440 --> 03:14:23.440
For the most part.

03:14:25.440 --> 03:14:27.440
But yeah, okay.

03:14:27.440 --> 03:14:34.440
Chat, we're about to play a game that I've been seeing on TikTok called La Madriguera.

03:14:35.280 --> 03:14:40.360
How good it is I have no idea how bad it is I have no idea

03:14:41.680 --> 03:14:43.680
We're about to find out

03:14:44.720 --> 03:14:48.560
All right, we're gonna rip this and then maybe a game of CS or some shit

03:14:48.560 --> 03:14:53.920
We're probably not gonna play retro today noodles and gather the sub fading taking the sub SC pin act

03:14:53.920 --> 03:14:58.720
Hey, you're the 50 fucking subs again dumb in the chat for that. I'm sorry. I didn't freak out about it

03:14:58.720 --> 03:15:02.400
I was just so zoned on that fucking on beating that game

03:15:02.400 --> 03:15:06.060
monkey for the sub sd thinking of the 50 gift it's in the individual sub shading

03:15:06.060 --> 03:15:09.060
killed with a sub arwing for the three annoying for the sub newt al for the

03:15:09.060 --> 03:15:11.900
sub Diego for the five gift is running to go so for the sub take a bit of three

03:15:11.900 --> 03:15:16.440
my cousin got diagnosed with alpaca any advice for her avoid all mammalian meat

03:15:16.440 --> 03:15:19.620
go to an allergist see how bad the testing is and see if you're able to

03:15:19.620 --> 03:15:24.360
eat dairy and shit gelatin stuff like that Genji a swat are thigh juice

03:15:24.360 --> 03:15:27.480
shahomi and logic for the sub Sophie than the three have you seen the long

03:15:27.480 --> 03:15:31.000
walk I have it's not five movie who's thinking of the three but watch

03:15:31.000 --> 03:15:34.320
series of videos, I've been struggling with anxiety and depression, OCD since I was 12.

03:15:34.320 --> 03:15:37.880
I'm sorry to hear that. Today's my birthday. And I wanted to give, uh, I would like some

03:15:37.880 --> 03:15:42.640
advice for you for the years to come because I know it won't be easy. Uh, just schedule

03:15:42.640 --> 03:15:49.680
your shit. You know, don't procrastinate and put yourself out there. You know, uh,

03:15:49.680 --> 03:15:54.720
yeah, I'm not saying like always put yourself in uncomfortable positions, but you know,

03:15:54.720 --> 03:15:59.120
a lot of what you're going to experience in life is going to be scary, uh, especially

03:15:59.120 --> 03:16:04.280
social situation wise and you know, especially in college and shit. So, and

03:16:04.280 --> 03:16:07.400
that's if you're going there. But, you know, learn what you need to and

03:16:07.400 --> 03:16:10.280
schedule your shit. That's all I can really say, man. Fred for the sub

03:16:10.280 --> 03:16:12.920
seven of the three, Charlie and Luke for the sub, Maggie for the sub, Evan for

03:16:12.920 --> 03:16:17.920
the three. Don's and Kale for the sub ready for the sub a Gavin and Alex

03:16:17.920 --> 03:16:18.880
I'm gonna send you over the sub chat.

03:16:18.880 --> 03:16:20.980
Count me down 30 seconds, I got a pass.

03:16:47.920 --> 03:16:49.920
Oh

03:17:01.600 --> 03:17:02.840
Okay

03:17:02.840 --> 03:17:07.080
We're gonna hop on a game now. That's a quick pass chat said it would be a quick pass

03:17:08.160 --> 03:17:11.280
Hold up editor sent me fucking nine goddamn videos

03:17:13.840 --> 03:17:15.840
Give me 30 seconds

03:18:17.920 --> 03:18:38.040
Hold up.

03:18:38.040 --> 03:18:45.600
Why are people typing one?

03:18:45.600 --> 03:19:10.220
Okay, okay, chat were locked were locked were locked were locked we're going to be

03:19:10.220 --> 03:19:13.220
We're gonna be ripping

03:19:13.220 --> 03:19:18.220
La Madriguera and then

03:19:18.220 --> 03:19:21.220
we're gonna hop into

03:19:21.220 --> 03:19:22.220
hold up.

03:19:22.220 --> 03:19:28.220
I wanna make sure I didn't delete the wrong fucking vault.

03:19:28.220 --> 03:19:32.220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.

03:19:32.220 --> 03:19:34.220
Boom, boom.

03:19:34.220 --> 03:19:35.220
Alright.

03:19:35.220 --> 03:19:39.220
We're gonna be ripping La Madriguera right now into

03:19:39.220 --> 03:19:41.060
Maybe a game of CS or some fucking shit.

03:19:41.060 --> 03:19:42.180
I don't really know.

03:19:42.180 --> 03:19:43.780
Oliver, think about it three.

03:19:43.780 --> 03:19:44.980
What would you say is a good way to approach it

03:19:44.980 --> 03:19:46.900
if you want to believe in a religion

03:19:46.900 --> 03:19:48.940
but find it difficult because it's so illogical?

03:19:48.940 --> 03:19:49.980
Can't really help you there, man,

03:19:49.980 --> 03:19:51.660
because I don't believe in any religion.

03:19:51.660 --> 03:19:53.860
ML, think of the sub, I love Gavin, Alex, and Steve

03:19:53.860 --> 03:19:57.260
for the sub, so I literally know firsthand experience.

03:19:58.540 --> 03:20:01.220
How would I help you with that?

03:20:01.220 --> 03:20:02.420
You know what I mean?

03:20:02.420 --> 03:20:03.780
If you're like, hey, man, how do I believe

03:20:03.780 --> 03:20:06.020
in a religion when I think it's illogical?

03:20:06.020 --> 03:20:13.520
I couldn't help you, you know.

03:20:13.520 --> 03:20:16.680
You're basically saying, hey, I'm in the same situation you're in.

03:20:16.680 --> 03:20:20.120
What would you do?

03:20:20.120 --> 03:20:21.960
What I'm doing right now?

03:20:21.960 --> 03:20:24.120
All right, chat lock-in.

03:20:24.120 --> 03:20:29.720
I'm not going to extract this first.

03:20:29.720 --> 03:20:32.760
Imagine being an atheist, LMAO.

03:20:32.760 --> 03:20:34.760
God

03:20:37.440 --> 03:20:39.440
What a stupid idiot I am

03:20:42.720 --> 03:20:44.720
I'm not really an atheist though

03:20:45.360 --> 03:20:49.960
I'm more agnostic, but people say I'm an atheist. I don't believe in a monotheistic God that

03:20:50.800 --> 03:20:54.080
The I it's not that I don't believe in a monotheistic God

03:20:54.080 --> 03:20:58.520
I don't believe in any God that is portrayed in any organized religion

03:20:58.520 --> 03:21:05.520
Now do I doubt the existence of an all-knowing eternal being? No.

03:21:05.520 --> 03:21:13.520
But do I think it's the God or a God's written out from, you know, religious tax now?

03:21:13.520 --> 03:21:15.520
But I don't judge anybody that does.

03:21:15.520 --> 03:21:18.520
I'm low on LeBron thinking of this whole part of faith.

03:21:18.520 --> 03:21:20.520
All right.

03:21:20.520 --> 03:21:23.520
Show us your hairline.

03:21:23.520 --> 03:21:41.880
It's like it's literally what it used to be.

03:21:41.880 --> 03:21:43.320
My hair used to be like this.

03:21:43.320 --> 03:21:46.820
I used to spike my hair.

03:21:46.820 --> 03:21:48.320
I used to spike my hair like this.

03:21:54.240 --> 03:21:56.360
Not that much balding.

03:21:56.360 --> 03:21:58.080
Well, I didn't think I was balding,

03:21:58.080 --> 03:22:00.160
but now that you say it, thank you.

03:22:00.160 --> 03:22:06.440
All right, La Madriguera, lock in chats.

03:22:13.320 --> 03:22:24.320
It's a perfect time for a slice of cake.

03:22:24.320 --> 03:22:25.800
I need to turn the audio down.

03:22:25.800 --> 03:22:27.540
There's no audio slider.

03:22:27.540 --> 03:22:30.640
The premise of the game is you're supposed to be able to grab cake from sitting in your

03:22:30.640 --> 03:22:33.400
chair.

03:22:33.400 --> 03:22:37.840
And I already just shattered everything.

03:22:37.840 --> 03:22:51.980
and Annie of the sub. Lock in. Oh my god. Boom, boom. Oh, R is where you start. It's

03:22:51.980 --> 03:23:00.320
a perfect time for a slice of cake. Solo un millimetro mas. The cake's all the way

03:23:00.320 --> 03:23:21.140
over there I'm thinking I attack it by pulling the table towards me I can feel

03:23:21.140 --> 03:23:23.140
Feel the smell!

03:23:31.640 --> 03:23:33.640
Fuck!

03:23:51.140 --> 03:24:04.060
We're right there!

03:24:04.060 --> 03:24:06.140
That's simply the strategy.

03:24:06.140 --> 03:24:08.740
Lift it up, and then I'm gonna bounce it.

03:24:08.740 --> 03:24:09.740
Watch.

03:24:09.740 --> 03:24:10.740
Silt it.

03:24:10.740 --> 03:24:11.740
Bam!

03:24:11.740 --> 03:24:18.720
I'm gonna catapult it towards me

03:24:41.740 --> 03:24:46.740
So how did I almost do it last time?

03:24:49.740 --> 03:24:51.740
Bro, I just pushed it further away.

03:24:53.740 --> 03:24:56.740
Oh, hunger affects my precision.

03:25:03.740 --> 03:25:06.740
Chat, it's just micro movements.

03:25:07.740 --> 03:25:09.740
That needs to break.

03:25:11.740 --> 03:25:29.200
I can't let go of the fucking jar how do I let go of the jar fucking shit

03:25:29.200 --> 03:25:36.200
Wait, hold on.

03:25:36.200 --> 03:25:40.040
Dude, I need that jar to break.

03:25:40.040 --> 03:25:49.040
That jar's there to stop me.

03:25:49.040 --> 03:26:13.120
Okay, how do I break that honey jar?

03:26:13.120 --> 03:26:15.280
I don't think I can.

03:26:15.280 --> 03:26:17.280
I can't break that one.

03:26:23.280 --> 03:26:28.280
Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas?

03:26:29.280 --> 03:26:31.280
Let's think here.

03:26:31.280 --> 03:26:39.280
If I inch it closer, the table leg hits that honey, and then the only thing that I could really do is catapult it.

03:26:40.280 --> 03:26:42.280
Tilt the table towards me.

03:26:45.280 --> 03:27:09.800
See, it's just like...

03:27:09.800 --> 03:27:16.800
How the fuck did that mess it up?

03:27:39.800 --> 03:27:46.800
Perfect catapult set up.

03:28:09.800 --> 03:28:37.800
that was it was right there you got to try and get around

03:29:09.800 --> 03:29:16.800
What a game!

03:29:16.800 --> 03:29:23.800
What a game!

03:29:23.800 --> 03:29:27.800
That was fun.

03:29:27.800 --> 03:29:33.800
That was a fun little short game.

03:29:33.800 --> 03:29:42.080
That was fun. That was a fun little short game. I never saw anybody beat it, but I saw clips

03:29:42.080 --> 03:29:46.560
on TikTok of people failing, and I thought they were funny.

03:29:46.560 --> 03:30:00.040
All right. Play another horror game? Bro, we've only been playing horror games. I might

03:30:00.040 --> 03:30:03.880
We have another short itch game.

03:30:03.880 --> 03:30:05.640
Should we do another short itch game?

03:30:10.320 --> 03:30:11.720
Or CS.

03:30:11.720 --> 03:30:13.040
I'm not doing retro today.

03:30:43.040 --> 03:30:47.920
today or tomorrow, but Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I am.

03:30:47.920 --> 03:30:49.560
And then all next week, because I'm

03:30:49.560 --> 03:30:52.320
gone for that video with Jack.

03:30:52.320 --> 03:30:56.120
So I won't miss a day of posting next week.

03:30:56.120 --> 03:31:00.480
But I just don't want to not have VODs ready.

03:31:00.480 --> 03:31:03.200
You know what I mean?

03:31:03.200 --> 03:31:04.880
Cases, I am not doing cases.

03:31:04.880 --> 03:31:07.640
We would be playing Premier.

03:31:07.640 --> 03:31:10.840
Please not CS anything but CS.

03:31:10.840 --> 03:31:12.260
I don't wanna watch that.

03:31:13.800 --> 03:31:15.140
Ah.

03:31:15.140 --> 03:31:15.960
Ah.

03:31:18.380 --> 03:31:19.220
Ah.

03:31:22.560 --> 03:31:24.720
I don't really wanna watch CS, Joe.

03:31:27.920 --> 03:31:30.460
Okay, game one and game two.

03:31:34.620 --> 03:31:37.780
Which we either do late night TV

03:31:37.780 --> 03:31:56.780
or that's an itch game, itch horror game, or CSGO, not cases, will probably run retro next week if I had a guess before I'm gone filming that video.

03:31:56.780 --> 03:32:01.780
Yo, SCPINF, thank you for the 50, why am I losing my voice? Probably because I was screaming earlier.

03:32:01.780 --> 03:32:07.380
SC Pinnock thank you for the 25 or not for the 25 thank you for the 50 gift ins you did not need to do that

03:32:07.900 --> 03:32:12.220
Thanks, then if you got a sub and thank you for the 50 fucking gift it's SC Pinnock

03:32:12.220 --> 03:32:15.900
You fucking go number five gift her all time thank you for the fucking 50 subs

03:32:16.740 --> 03:32:19.860
WSC thank you that we got something even the 50 fucking gift it's

03:32:20.460 --> 03:32:23.740
It's got even the three Colby for the three King for the sub see SC

03:32:24.380 --> 03:32:28.700
Don't I'll you have the sub you have the five or you're going to play mafia game besides three

03:32:28.700 --> 03:32:32.700
or why did you play every mafia game besides three I heard three socks see

03:32:32.700 --> 03:32:37.380
for the sub LeBron Annie and I'm thinking the sub offer for the three all

03:32:37.380 --> 03:32:43.780
right people are running late night TV all right we'll run late night TV and

03:32:43.780 --> 03:32:53.180
maybe we'll run CS after for funsies I don't know how long this game is we

03:32:53.180 --> 03:33:07.620
shall see. I'm going to double track. That's like 30 minutes. All right. It might be weird

03:33:07.620 --> 03:33:11.860
though. I don't know if it's good or not. One of you guys recommended this though. If

03:33:11.860 --> 03:33:13.860
you have any games you want me to play or if you have an interactive video, give

03:33:13.860 --> 03:33:15.940
a such top, give a such top. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not

03:33:15.940 --> 03:33:17.940
I actually want schedule if you don't have a stream schedule

03:33:19.140 --> 03:33:21.140
often

03:33:23.500 --> 03:33:25.500
Let me make sure

03:33:41.540 --> 03:33:44.420
In the assembly now Scotty to the right purple for the sun

03:33:45.940 --> 03:33:47.940
All right, lock in.

03:33:49.940 --> 03:33:51.940
Late night...

03:34:04.660 --> 03:34:06.660
Late night TV, lock in.

03:34:10.340 --> 03:34:12.340
Night one.

03:34:12.340 --> 03:34:17.140
Oh, my house has nothing in it.

03:34:17.140 --> 03:34:20.940
I can't wait to lay down and watch some TV.

03:34:20.940 --> 03:34:24.740
Am I living in the Roblox?

03:34:24.740 --> 03:34:26.940
What type of bed?

03:34:26.940 --> 03:34:29.340
I should check the windows first.

03:34:29.340 --> 03:34:31.340
Awesome.

03:34:31.340 --> 03:34:37.740
Do I lay down now?

03:34:37.740 --> 03:34:40.140
I should check the windows first.

03:34:40.140 --> 03:34:42.140
I have to check every window.

03:34:52.140 --> 03:34:55.140
Why did I just 360 no scope that?

03:34:57.140 --> 03:34:59.140
I feel safe now. Good.

03:34:59.140 --> 03:35:02.140
I didn't know I need a trick shot of safety scan.

03:35:05.140 --> 03:35:08.140
This is a crap game by the way, what we're about to find out.

03:35:10.140 --> 03:35:12.140
amazing world of alberg

03:35:14.900 --> 03:35:16.900
Alberg base a cake

03:35:22.660 --> 03:35:29.520
How to bake a cake one-on-one gather sugar milk and an egg on a table and then you um, I'm not sure what's next

03:35:29.860 --> 03:35:31.860
I believe a cake by then

03:35:34.620 --> 03:35:36.620
Sugar milk and eggs

03:35:37.420 --> 03:35:39.740
Weird farm and weird sugar fella

03:35:43.640 --> 03:35:45.640
I should be able to get milk here now

03:35:46.580 --> 03:35:48.580
That's locked

03:35:52.500 --> 03:35:54.500
Oh God

03:35:56.420 --> 03:36:01.780
Just straight up milk the cow from the fucking wilderness their hands

03:36:01.780 --> 03:36:07.780
I'm gonna put everything on the fucking table.

03:36:07.780 --> 03:36:08.780
There we go.

03:36:08.780 --> 03:36:10.780
Milk, sugar, eggs.

03:36:10.780 --> 03:36:14.780
Well, the barn's locked, so the eggs are not gonna be able-

03:36:19.780 --> 03:36:23.780
I've got that brick of sugar you're looking for.

03:36:23.780 --> 03:36:24.780
What is it?

03:36:24.780 --> 03:36:25.780
Bugar, sugar?

03:36:25.780 --> 03:36:26.780
13?

03:36:26.780 --> 03:36:29.780
Bring me an egg and it's all yours.

03:36:29.780 --> 03:36:34.980
Well, sir, I'd love to bring you an egg, but if I'm being honest, I can't get into the barn.

03:36:37.460 --> 03:36:39.300
So how am I supposed to bring you an egg?

03:36:46.820 --> 03:36:47.700
What the fuck?

03:36:48.660 --> 03:36:50.580
Is that the barn I get an egg from?

03:36:51.060 --> 03:36:52.180
Oh, there's chickens right here.

03:36:52.900 --> 03:36:54.020
Pet all the chickens.

03:36:59.780 --> 03:37:01.780
Buh-buh-buh!

03:37:01.780 --> 03:37:03.780
Buh-buh-buh!

03:37:03.780 --> 03:37:05.780
Oh my god, they give me an egg!

03:37:05.780 --> 03:37:07.780
Wait, but I need another egg.

03:37:07.780 --> 03:37:09.780
Why do I gotta give the sugar guy an egg for fucking-

03:37:09.780 --> 03:37:11.780
I gotta give the sugar guy an egg for sugar,

03:37:11.780 --> 03:37:13.780
but I also just need an egg,

03:37:13.780 --> 03:37:15.780
so I'm gonna have to go pet all the fucking chickens again?

03:37:17.780 --> 03:37:19.780
Alright, here's your egg, jackass.

03:37:19.780 --> 03:37:21.780
Now give me a fucking sugar.

03:37:21.780 --> 03:37:23.780
Here it is.

03:37:23.780 --> 03:37:25.780
Tell anybody you got it for me.

03:37:25.780 --> 03:37:27.780
That is cocaine.

03:37:27.780 --> 03:37:36.300
Why did I just get a brick of cocaine from a man in the wilderness?

03:37:36.300 --> 03:37:39.220
I'm not building a regular cake, am I?

03:37:39.220 --> 03:37:43.700
And that still has a lock on it.

03:37:43.700 --> 03:37:50.900
I don't know if I figure all egged up.

03:37:50.900 --> 03:37:52.400
Oh, never mind.

03:37:52.400 --> 03:37:57.140
I don't think I'm getting any eggs out of these fuckers.

03:37:57.140 --> 03:38:01.940
still walk i wonder what's in there maybe when i bake the cake it'll unlock itself

03:38:01.940 --> 03:38:04.900
i thought i was watching tv i'm playing a fucking video game right now

03:38:11.060 --> 03:38:16.740
hello people of wherever we are i've got a real crazy news story for you guys

03:38:19.060 --> 03:38:24.100
there's been a missing report recently so far it's undetermined if the person is still alive

03:38:24.100 --> 03:38:28.040
But let's be serious with each other.

03:38:28.040 --> 03:38:29.740
That person is totally dead.

03:38:29.740 --> 03:38:31.620
Should be on the lookout.

03:38:31.620 --> 03:38:33.300
See you all tomorrow night.

03:38:33.300 --> 03:38:37.140
Wow, what informative news we have.

03:38:37.140 --> 03:38:38.140
Night two?

03:38:38.140 --> 03:38:41.140
Oh my god, do I have to check the fucking windows again?

03:38:41.140 --> 03:38:44.740
360 Peacum?

03:38:44.740 --> 03:38:47.220
Why do I only 360 that window?

03:38:47.220 --> 03:38:49.660
How fucking weird.

03:38:49.660 --> 03:38:53.100
I didn't have that in my house before, did I?

03:38:53.100 --> 03:39:08.300
I feel as if that drawer was not there.

03:39:08.300 --> 03:39:13.740
I feel safe now, but I don't feel safe now, I don't know what the fuck this is.

03:39:13.740 --> 03:39:19.660
Am I playing that stupid game again?

03:39:19.660 --> 03:39:28.440
Is this a show? Am I watching a TV? Albert makes a friend. Okay, Albert's making a fucking

03:39:28.440 --> 03:39:36.100
friend. Oh, he's got his birthday cake. Albert's gonna bring that to the Sugar Man. Maybe we

03:39:36.100 --> 03:39:43.260
go up this way? Oh, God. I'm not gonna be able to share this birthday cake with anybody.

03:39:43.260 --> 03:39:45.260
Oh, maybe you.

03:39:45.260 --> 03:39:49.260
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:39:49.260 --> 03:39:51.260
I was really afraid to kick. How did you know?

03:39:51.260 --> 03:39:54.260
You're like the best person ever. Let's be friends!

03:39:56.260 --> 03:39:58.260
Holy smokes, everybody.

03:39:58.260 --> 03:40:01.260
I've got an update on the disappearing people situation.

03:40:02.260 --> 03:40:04.260
There have been a few more missing people.

03:40:04.260 --> 03:40:07.260
President Maher says, President Maher.

03:40:07.260 --> 03:40:10.260
President Maher says these disappearances are totally unrelated

03:40:10.260 --> 03:40:13.820
to the 20 quagelion dollars that seems to have vanished from the national budget.

03:40:14.820 --> 03:40:17.300
He's the president. You have to believe the president.

03:40:18.060 --> 03:40:22.180
The possible suspect for these kidnappings has been seen wandering around in the forest.

03:40:24.580 --> 03:40:26.580
That's how life got so far.

03:40:26.580 --> 03:40:28.580
I live in the forest.

03:40:28.820 --> 03:40:33.020
Now, to the more burning questions, are hot dogs technically tacos?

03:40:34.180 --> 03:40:36.180
Come back tomorrow and find out.

03:40:37.220 --> 03:40:39.620
I thought it was are there are hot dog sandwiches?

03:40:40.260 --> 03:40:47.260
So there's a guy in the woods that's been looking for people 360.

03:40:47.260 --> 03:40:50.260
Nothing.

03:40:54.260 --> 03:40:57.260
I'm starting to freak out a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.

03:40:57.260 --> 03:41:00.260
I feel like these slow burn horrors are usually the worst.

03:41:02.260 --> 03:41:04.260
Oh God.

03:41:05.260 --> 03:41:07.260
Still nothing?

03:41:07.260 --> 03:41:12.260
He didn't say he felt safe.

03:41:12.260 --> 03:41:23.260
Oh.

03:41:23.260 --> 03:41:25.260
Why was the TV on?

03:41:25.260 --> 03:41:30.260
The amazing world of Albert!

03:41:30.260 --> 03:41:32.260
No, I don't want to play hide and seek.

03:41:32.260 --> 03:41:33.260
No, I don't want to play hide and seek.

03:41:33.260 --> 03:41:34.260
I think I'm okay.

03:41:34.260 --> 03:41:36.260
Okay, oh

03:41:37.820 --> 03:41:40.880
It all the night's the perfect time to play some hide-and-seek tag

03:41:41.400 --> 03:41:44.480
Just have to the floor the flower field and I'll count before I come in

03:41:44.880 --> 03:41:47.500
If you reach the other side ring the bell so I know that you won

03:41:48.240 --> 03:41:50.360
I'll tag you before you get there. I win

03:41:51.200 --> 03:41:53.200
Let me see you

03:41:54.120 --> 03:41:56.120
Fuck this

03:42:00.040 --> 03:42:03.620
Always go left always go left chat

03:42:04.260 --> 03:42:17.540
The

03:42:17.540 --> 03:42:30.460
mates said don't turn left at the crossroads this isn't a Minecraft ARG horror film

03:42:30.460 --> 03:42:31.900
I think I took the wrong turn.

03:42:35.540 --> 03:42:37.000
Left or straight, left.

03:42:38.220 --> 03:42:39.060
Always go left.

03:42:41.780 --> 03:42:42.620
Never go up.

03:42:46.340 --> 03:42:47.860
That's great gambling advice.

03:42:48.700 --> 03:42:50.260
When are you ever gambling left?

03:42:50.260 --> 03:42:52.460
Wait, actually, I think this is the escape.

03:42:52.460 --> 03:42:53.460
I think I made it.

03:42:54.900 --> 03:42:56.140
Go to GGs.

03:42:57.580 --> 03:42:59.660
Aw man, you got to the end.

03:42:59.660 --> 03:43:01.660
That was a ton of fun. You should play a game tomorrow.

03:43:01.660 --> 03:43:03.660
But what game?

03:43:03.660 --> 03:43:05.660
Oh, oh, oh!

03:43:05.660 --> 03:43:07.660
We can play the ball game. I can't wait.

03:43:07.660 --> 03:43:11.660
Better get home before some night creepy crawlies get us.

03:43:13.660 --> 03:43:16.660
Welcome back, everybody. Let's get back to the spicy question.

03:43:16.660 --> 03:43:20.660
As far as I know, hot dogs are more of a sandwich than a taco, anyw.

03:43:22.660 --> 03:43:26.660
People all aware that some people nab eyes in the woods.

03:43:56.660 --> 03:44:01.660
Would cavemen feel uncanny value from other cavemen? No.

03:44:01.660 --> 03:44:04.660
Bro, Andy and It's in purple for the sub.

03:44:04.660 --> 03:44:11.660
If you grew up as a toddler with everybody around you being creepy clown people, or Momo, that would be the normal to you.

03:44:11.660 --> 03:44:16.660
Uncanny is what isn't normal. So whatever you're growing up with feels normal.

03:44:16.660 --> 03:44:22.660
See you all later. Be safe. Remember to subscribe. Wait, never mind.

03:44:22.660 --> 03:44:25.660
Don't die. Die.

03:44:25.660 --> 03:44:31.660
Interesting. You think I'm gonna have to actually go in the woods? IRL? We're just in the game.

03:44:31.660 --> 03:44:37.660
Because I have to keep checking these fucking windows.

03:44:45.660 --> 03:44:48.660
God, how many nights are there? Dude, what the fuck?

03:44:48.660 --> 03:44:51.660
And this drawer is just fucking freaking me out.

03:44:55.660 --> 03:44:57.660
Why is the door open?

03:45:14.660 --> 03:45:16.660
Oh, fuck this.

03:45:21.660 --> 03:45:24.660
We live in a house in a forest, that's what I'm saying.

03:45:24.660 --> 03:45:32.400
Howard kicks the ball. Oh do you think I'm the serial killer? I feel like there's a

03:45:32.400 --> 03:45:38.420
chance. Oh what the fuck?

03:45:42.660 --> 03:45:49.900
This is the game for the day. The ball just randomly stops. How do you

03:45:49.900 --> 03:45:58.900
score or do we just kick the ball dude yo yo I'll I'm kind of go to that passing

03:45:58.900 --> 03:46:03.100
it to you you're not really giving me the ball at all buddy you're making me run

03:46:03.100 --> 03:46:09.020
around for it it's not fun let's have a fucking pass back and forth a some

03:46:09.020 --> 03:46:14.020
douchebag shit you make me go right and left every fucking time this is fucked

03:46:14.020 --> 03:46:14.520
Stop!

03:46:22.100 --> 03:46:24.100
Oh my god, how long do I have to do this?

03:46:39.140 --> 03:46:40.340
Did he die?

03:46:44.020 --> 03:46:48.020
Hello everybody, to the night's news. No more mists, just silly guy.

03:46:48.020 --> 03:46:52.020
The situation about the disappearing people has gotten out of hand.

03:46:52.020 --> 03:46:56.020
President Madavance said everybody stay home, don't leave your house for any reason.

03:46:56.020 --> 03:46:58.020
Trust no one, not even me.

03:46:58.020 --> 03:47:01.020
And please, trust me about not trusting anybody possible.

03:47:01.020 --> 03:47:05.020
This may be our last broadcast. See you eventually.

03:47:05.020 --> 03:47:09.020
This has to be last day, brother. There's going to be somebody here at night five.

03:47:09.020 --> 03:47:13.020
Five nights at Freddy's. It's always night five, Jack. It's never not night five.

03:47:13.020 --> 03:47:15.020
Always and I've followed it.

03:47:17.820 --> 03:47:19.820
It's gonna be the last one.

03:47:19.820 --> 03:47:21.820
I could smell it.

03:47:24.220 --> 03:47:26.220
Fucker.

03:47:26.220 --> 03:47:28.220
I hate this game.

03:47:28.220 --> 03:47:30.220
The suspense is building too slow.

03:47:30.220 --> 03:47:32.220
It's freaking me out.

03:47:36.220 --> 03:47:37.220
Oh, Jesus.

03:47:37.220 --> 03:47:39.220
Why do I feel safe already? What?

03:47:43.020 --> 03:47:55.180
I was just sad Albert. Oh no. There's no title. Do you think I'm going to stumble upon my

03:47:55.180 --> 03:48:06.460
own house? And then I'm going to walk and it's going to be me. Oh my god, that's exactly

03:48:06.460 --> 03:48:10.460
What's happening? Oh my god, that's exactly what's happening.

03:48:20.460 --> 03:48:22.460
The closet.

03:48:28.460 --> 03:48:30.460
Albert.

03:48:30.460 --> 03:48:33.460
Oh hey Albert. What are you doing buddy?

03:48:36.460 --> 03:48:46.460
Am I going to kill myself?

03:48:46.460 --> 03:49:00.260
Dude, I wanted to see what Albert 3D looked like.

03:49:00.260 --> 03:49:04.900
We're y'all a little quite curious Albert 3d would have been crazy

03:49:07.140 --> 03:49:09.140
That's fucking nuts

03:49:09.980 --> 03:49:11.980
Wow, it's like easy to add on that one

03:49:12.740 --> 03:49:20.800
There's got to be an explanation. I don't know I think Albert was the creepy guy and I was just imagining him

03:49:22.620 --> 03:49:27.100
Jim's lore what do you mean Jim's lore Jim's computer?

03:49:27.100 --> 03:49:31.100
Is there another ending?

03:49:31.100 --> 03:49:35.100
Is there another ending?

03:49:35.100 --> 03:49:39.100
Let me look it up.

03:49:39.100 --> 03:49:43.100
Late night TV game

03:49:43.100 --> 03:49:47.100
endings.

03:49:47.100 --> 03:50:01.100
The castle stands strong.

03:50:01.100 --> 03:50:07.100
Yo what the fuck is Cub Scouts playing?

03:50:07.100 --> 03:50:09.100
I

03:50:11.220 --> 03:50:15.180
Yeah, if you want my flower you're gonna have to be

03:50:19.420 --> 03:50:21.420
Serious with each other

03:50:23.140 --> 03:50:28.180
And it lucky for me, I have three things all right now to guess cool. They down with that everybody got ready

03:50:30.300 --> 03:50:32.300
Warning this game contains

03:50:32.300 --> 03:50:37.300
Wait, what? Why is it different?

03:50:37.300 --> 03:50:43.300
Late night TV, is there different late night TVs?

03:50:47.300 --> 03:50:50.300
Oh, there's a remaster.

03:50:50.300 --> 03:50:54.300
Should we play the remaster?

03:50:58.300 --> 03:51:01.300
It's different.

03:51:02.300 --> 03:51:30.500
Well, because I don't know what the fuck happened, or do you think it's the same game?

03:51:30.500 --> 03:51:58.900
Do you think it's the same game?

03:51:58.900 --> 03:52:01.940
Oh, it is but with extras.

03:52:01.940 --> 03:52:03.640
Should we play it then?

03:52:09.900 --> 03:52:10.980
Finally home from work.

03:52:12.140 --> 03:52:13.540
Man, I'm hungry.

03:52:13.540 --> 03:52:15.740
I know I've got something to eat in the fridge.

03:52:17.500 --> 03:52:18.940
Oh, this is way different.

03:52:20.820 --> 03:52:22.340
Wait, this is way different.

03:52:22.340 --> 03:52:33.960
Mmmmmmmmmm... double triple burger, Christmas dinner, cheesy beef burrito, probably that.

03:52:33.960 --> 03:52:39.740
So hungry I can eat it cold, I should still microwave it just in case I'm in Illinois.

03:52:39.740 --> 03:52:46.340
Get the double triple, I'm assuming I'll be able to eat all of them by the end of the

03:52:46.340 --> 03:52:47.340
game.

03:52:47.340 --> 03:52:52.340
Now I can kick back, watch some TV, and dig in.

03:52:52.340 --> 03:53:00.340
The amazing world of Alper!

03:53:00.340 --> 03:53:04.340
Oh, he's making a cake again.

03:53:04.340 --> 03:53:08.340
So it is similar, bro, but it had the barn.

03:53:08.340 --> 03:53:14.340
Yes, the same shit.

03:53:14.340 --> 03:53:22.540
How about a farmer's here?

03:53:22.540 --> 03:53:28.700
This here south is the number one reason I won this year's National Corn Year old contest.

03:53:28.700 --> 03:53:34.380
Corn itself was reason number three.

03:53:34.380 --> 03:53:38.740
You want my flour, you're going to have to be faster than that.

03:53:38.740 --> 03:53:45.740
Wow, so he guards that shit?

03:53:45.740 --> 03:53:50.580
Cow's utterly utterless.

03:53:50.580 --> 03:53:54.580
Average excitement for chocolate milk quickly turned into disgust when the back of cow released

03:53:54.580 --> 03:53:58.580
mud from its udders.

03:53:58.580 --> 03:53:59.580
Mud?

03:53:59.580 --> 03:54:06.580
Was I fucking getting poop out of him?

03:54:06.580 --> 03:54:11.380
Yeah, settle down farmer man. I'm not trying to get your shit, buddy

03:54:15.900 --> 03:54:19.380
You think the ending still the same bro should we play this shit then?

03:54:23.060 --> 03:54:25.660
It really does look like the reskin same game

03:54:32.820 --> 03:54:34.820
Check the video

03:54:36.580 --> 03:54:46.580
like the mini game shits different.

03:54:46.580 --> 03:54:56.580
No, it's different.

03:54:56.580 --> 03:54:58.580
That's different.

03:54:58.580 --> 03:55:02.580
Oh my god, I just exited out though.

03:55:02.580 --> 03:55:05.580
You're joking.

03:55:05.580 --> 03:55:09.580
Oh, I could have continued, thanks fuck.

03:55:20.580 --> 03:55:21.580
No!

03:55:21.580 --> 03:55:25.580
No, I'm not running this shit, I'm not running this shit, I'm not running this shit, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

03:55:25.580 --> 03:55:27.580
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

03:55:28.580 --> 03:55:29.580
Sorry.

03:55:29.580 --> 03:55:35.580
Because it's gonna be similar. I'm not playing this for another bra. I'm not, I'm not restarting that. Another fucking 10 minutes. Oh hell no.

03:55:35.580 --> 03:55:37.580
CS2? Oh yeah.

03:55:37.580 --> 03:55:39.580
Oh yeah.

03:55:39.580 --> 03:55:45.580
We're gonna rip one game off from here. It's a shorter stream today chat. We got like four fucking horror games in. I'm, I'm happy with that.

03:55:45.580 --> 03:55:53.580
WSL, take it to the five. Uh, Dale, she's from Swordsworth's died. Yeah, we were talking about that, you know, like four or five days ago, whenever it happened.

03:55:53.580 --> 03:55:56.780
Vapor Mars burden of a sub toggle for the three

03:55:58.440 --> 03:56:00.440
R6 Ryan pass

03:56:01.420 --> 03:56:03.640
Pass pass CS cases

03:56:07.860 --> 03:56:15.040
We're gonna up one CS game chat. Here's the schedule one CS game right now premier tomorrow. I'm doing

03:56:17.300 --> 03:56:20.840
Tomorrow we're starting stream with boss bound it'll be a two-hour sponsor

03:56:20.840 --> 03:56:23.860
I'll probably stream for like 15 20 minutes before it but

03:56:24.960 --> 03:56:27.720
Start stream boss found for like two hours will be a fun same game

03:56:28.040 --> 03:56:31.200
And then we're hopping on friend slap me sneak Zuzzi Chris

03:56:31.200 --> 03:56:36.040
We're gonna be doing Pratt fall in spider roulette. Maybe some other shit Friday reacts

03:56:36.880 --> 03:56:42.340
At like three or so Saturday night live Sunday reacts and the food gauntlet Monday

03:56:43.240 --> 03:56:46.720
Random games Trevor project charity stream matching chat stone is up to 10 gay

03:56:46.720 --> 03:56:53.600
Next Tuesday Dennis disco drops random games probably more retro rewind either Monday or Tuesday

03:56:55.040 --> 03:56:59.120
Wednesday earlier stream at like fucking 11 a.m. I'll do like a two-hour react

03:56:59.760 --> 03:57:04.320
And then I got a dip and I'll be gone the seventh to the 11th for five days filming a video with Jack

03:57:04.320 --> 03:57:07.940
But I'll be posting on YouTube while I'm gone. Then we're back grinding out stream

03:57:08.600 --> 03:57:13.420
Directive 80 20 drops bunch of other shit. We got other games and fucking content planned. I

03:57:13.420 --> 03:57:19.780
I wanted to get that out of the way because I know some people are gonna dip for CS too, but

03:57:20.500 --> 03:57:22.500
I'm locked in I

03:57:22.820 --> 03:57:28.160
Don't have a rank yet still I have like three wins under my belt it places me in like 8,000 elo

03:57:28.780 --> 03:57:34.380
Or 8,000 rating which is pretty ass. I think I'll be better than that by the time I'm ranked

03:57:34.580 --> 03:57:37.340
But I only have three wins I need 10 to be able to get ranked

03:57:38.620 --> 03:57:40.620
Dude, I'm losing my voice my god

03:57:40.620 --> 03:57:46.540
Why have you been down so lately? What do you mean? Why have I been down so lately?

03:57:46.540 --> 03:57:52.940
I mean I've been stressed out, but like I wouldn't say I've been down. I would just say I've been

03:57:52.940 --> 03:57:59.620
more stressed, but that's why I've been taking more time off. Streaming longer on days that I'm live,

03:57:59.620 --> 03:58:10.340
usually taken off. Why? Social media bullshit. Try to balance other, you know,

03:58:10.340 --> 03:58:18.260
all the social stuff, people talking shit, you know, Twitter fucking bullshit, like engagement

03:58:18.260 --> 03:58:26.340
bait, people hating harassing stuff of the sorts, regular social media drama. That's about

03:58:26.340 --> 03:58:36.900
it. Who's talking shit? I mean, it's just a part of social media. Social media bullshit

03:58:36.900 --> 03:58:40.440
Sounds right. Yeah, I mean basically.

03:58:40.440 --> 03:58:42.340
Surely you open cases while you play.

03:58:42.340 --> 03:58:44.100
No.

03:58:44.100 --> 03:58:45.540
No.

03:58:45.540 --> 03:58:47.420
Juan, stop trying to convince me.

03:58:50.020 --> 03:58:51.460
Wait, is Ludwig in chat?

03:58:54.900 --> 03:58:56.420
Why did somebody just at Ludwig?

03:59:02.020 --> 03:59:04.860
Oh my god, I didn't know you play CS.

03:59:04.860 --> 03:59:06.420
Yeah, you want to play?

03:59:06.420 --> 03:59:08.740
Stop banning him, bro.

03:59:10.620 --> 03:59:12.960
Yeah, your ass could have invited me to a tournament.

03:59:12.960 --> 03:59:14.980
I'd probably would have popped off.

03:59:14.980 --> 03:59:15.820
Probably would have popped off.

03:59:15.820 --> 03:59:18.220
Well, wait, wait, hold up, I got a flax on mud.

03:59:21.060 --> 03:59:22.560
Let me hit a quick flax.

03:59:23.660 --> 03:59:24.860
Let me hit a quick flax.

03:59:26.100 --> 03:59:27.660
Quick flax, quick flax jack.

03:59:29.620 --> 03:59:32.200
Quick flax, one more, one more.

03:59:32.200 --> 03:59:33.620
One more.

03:59:33.620 --> 03:59:36.400
There we go, aura farming, aura farming, I'm over it.

03:59:36.940 --> 03:59:42.140
Still sitting in Premiere lobby. I was like somebody at LUD. Oh my god. What would watch as my streams? No way

03:59:44.180 --> 03:59:45.980
No way I

03:59:45.980 --> 03:59:49.700
Spent $1,000 trying to crack a knife is worth 80 bucks

03:59:49.700 --> 03:59:55.880
I've probably in the last month poured around $5,000 into this game and got a return of about three

03:59:56.540 --> 03:59:58.540
maybe two five

03:59:58.620 --> 04:00:03.860
But like two days ago, I spent $1,000 and just basically set it on fire. Oh my god. I am in a

04:00:03.860 --> 04:00:10.860
I'm gonna go 20 into this round.

04:00:10.860 --> 04:00:15.860
I'm gonna ban Overpass, Dust, and Mirage.

04:00:15.860 --> 04:00:17.860
Actually, I won't ban Dust.

04:00:17.860 --> 04:00:18.860
I'll ban Nuke.

04:00:18.860 --> 04:00:19.860
I'll play Dust.

04:00:19.860 --> 04:00:21.860
I do love Inferno, though.

04:00:21.860 --> 04:00:24.860
Chat, trust me, I'm not 2011.

04:00:24.860 --> 04:00:26.860
I pop off in ranked games.

04:00:26.860 --> 04:00:27.860
I pop off in ranked games.

04:00:27.860 --> 04:00:28.860
It's just because I'm new to Premiere.

04:00:28.860 --> 04:00:31.860
I just hit level 10, started playing.

04:00:31.860 --> 04:00:35.540
to premiere I just hit level 10 started playing so it's putting me with a bunch of chuds

04:00:36.820 --> 04:00:40.020
that's the worst bands it's not the worst band see now we're playing inferno

04:00:40.660 --> 04:00:43.060
Ryan for the sub jake over the three birdie and over for the sub

04:00:44.740 --> 04:00:52.420
play cash that's not in the comp elo oh shit my teammates back should I come to my team here

04:00:53.220 --> 04:00:58.500
let's roll somebody gifted lude yeah i never need a gifted in luds chat because i have to

04:00:58.500 --> 04:01:01.700
subscribe to love it for the rest of my life because i've lost to him in rocket league

04:01:01.860 --> 04:01:06.240
I've never seen a rank that low genuinely

04:01:06.240 --> 04:01:11.260
lovely I'm so serious I would dog on to the rainbow and it's not even close buddy

04:01:11.260 --> 04:01:18.140
I'm not it's not even close the only reason the only reason that you beat me in

04:01:18.140 --> 04:01:23.820
the bro v bro is because you baited me into doing a coin flip and or not a

04:01:23.820 --> 04:01:26.780
coin flip rock paper scissors and you're objectively better at rock

04:01:26.780 --> 04:01:30.260
paper scissors than anybody I've ever seen so it was a little unfair I

04:01:30.260 --> 04:01:34.260
I would have been you I would have been you I am better at video games than

04:01:34.260 --> 04:01:39.380
Ludwig that's a fact that's a fact want to do a Wikipedia speed race sometime

04:01:39.380 --> 04:01:45.620
ah hell yeah dude I love Wikipedia speed races what's that website that's like

04:01:45.620 --> 04:01:51.140
the best way to do it Ryan's the subject of the three note of the sub you know

04:01:51.140 --> 04:01:56.260
what's going on team that's the best way to do it nobody comes in this shit

04:01:56.260 --> 04:02:00.780
Well, Jack, we got people tax taxing in Jack.

04:02:00.780 --> 04:02:06.940
Ron Barano, literally full Sprint B, full Sprint B.

04:02:06.940 --> 04:02:07.940
It's the strategy.

04:02:07.940 --> 04:02:09.940
I

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Want to have a crush

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Oh my god, I can't play it here the fuck

04:02:37.940 --> 04:02:46.940
I mean, that's just unreal, is it not?

04:02:46.940 --> 04:02:47.940
Is that not crazy?

04:02:47.940 --> 04:02:49.940
Mine is AK to Jason, by the way.

04:02:49.940 --> 04:02:52.940
Jason hustled me, and I will never stop saying that.

04:02:52.940 --> 04:02:56.940
Jason hustled me, and he has not played any of video games, and that is a fact.

04:02:56.940 --> 04:03:01.940
He pitched three games that he knew he had an edge on, lost call of duty as an X-Faze member,

04:03:01.940 --> 04:03:06.940
which I would say is the biggest thing that we should focus on rather than me losing $8,000 soon.

04:03:06.940 --> 04:03:10.780
I'd say the biggest thing is that we should focus on the fact that I did better at quickscape-ing.

04:03:10.780 --> 04:03:13.660
Uh, against a phase member, mind you.

04:03:13.660 --> 04:03:15.860
I feel like that's a bare minimum.

04:03:15.860 --> 04:03:18.820
Bare minimum as a phase member, no?

04:03:18.820 --> 04:03:22.620
This is surely a save round, I don't know how my team's buying. Am I on stream?

04:03:22.620 --> 04:03:25.780
Yep, this guy's gonna go fucking 0 and 20.

04:03:25.780 --> 04:03:30.900
Got your ass that. Yeah, they're all going banana, I'm gonna slow-walk.

04:03:30.900 --> 04:03:35.420
Got a bit of a daring pistol.

04:03:35.420 --> 04:03:36.260
He's low.

04:03:41.220 --> 04:03:42.380
Chat distracted me.

04:03:45.660 --> 04:03:47.940
I'm not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed off

04:03:47.940 --> 04:03:50.460
that Ludwig said he never saw the rank as well.

04:03:51.980 --> 04:03:52.820
That gets to me.

04:03:52.820 --> 04:03:55.020
That gets to me, it really does.

04:03:57.380 --> 04:03:59.560
I have like four premier games under my belt.

04:03:59.560 --> 04:04:01.900
I did Team Kill in one of them.

04:04:01.900 --> 04:04:05.520
I may have been in like 12k uo and then my team kill got kicked.

04:04:06.520 --> 04:04:10.220
I was with a guy, I was with a guy in a lobby.

04:04:10.220 --> 04:04:12.580
He had 12k credits, two rounds before half

04:04:12.580 --> 04:04:15.060
and everybody was like, yo, can you buy us?

04:04:15.060 --> 04:04:17.140
And he was like, no, fuck you, I'm listening to music.

04:04:17.140 --> 04:04:18.380
I said, okay, bought a deagle,

04:04:18.380 --> 04:04:20.980
shot him in the head and killed him and then got kicked.

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30 minute comp ban, by the way.

04:04:26.180 --> 04:04:28.020
Just got off the game for the night.

04:04:28.020 --> 04:04:35.940
And after I did it I was like that wasn't really satisfying, but I'm sure they lost the game so it made me feel better

04:04:35.940 --> 04:04:58.600
You can't tell me I'm in this rank, bro.

04:04:58.600 --> 04:04:59.600
You can't tell me I'm in this rank.

04:04:59.600 --> 04:05:00.600
You cannot tell me I'm in this rank.

04:05:00.600 --> 04:05:01.600
I refuse to believe it.

04:05:01.600 --> 04:05:03.600
I refuse to believe it.

04:05:07.600 --> 04:05:08.600
Well, they're doing nothing.

04:05:08.600 --> 04:05:10.600
Like they're waiting for me to swing.

04:05:31.600 --> 04:05:45.840
I'm telling you, I'm not in this right now.

04:05:45.840 --> 04:05:46.840
These kids suck.

04:05:46.840 --> 04:05:52.520
These kids are actually horrid.

04:05:52.520 --> 04:05:54.120
I'm new to Twitch, who's Libby.

04:05:54.120 --> 04:05:56.400
Libby owns Twitch.

04:05:56.400 --> 04:05:57.960
She's the daughter of Jeff Bezos.

04:05:57.960 --> 04:06:05.460
Oh my god counter terrorist timeout for fucking a minute and a half you gotta be joking.

04:06:05.460 --> 04:06:18.420
What a what a fucking joke dude unreal unreal dude let me end stretch real man's game I

04:06:18.420 --> 04:06:21.720
don't know what's still here I definitely would do a Wikipedia speed race huh I was

04:06:21.720 --> 04:06:35.160
up to do like a three hour jail yeah I'm cold this and kids give it odds great

04:06:35.160 --> 04:06:45.320
voice changer buddy all right nice three kid thank you

04:06:45.320 --> 04:06:50.320
Translate to Spanish.

04:06:50.320 --> 04:06:55.320
Yo Kiero, oh he's on the other team.

04:06:55.320 --> 04:07:02.320
Yo Kiero un Margarita y Tahin, por favor.

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How much is the voice changer? I don't know, that sounded like some fucking A.I. shit. Dude, I'm not gonna lie.

04:07:10.320 --> 04:07:12.320
That sounded horrible.

04:07:17.040 --> 04:07:19.040
Tagen?

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There's a voice, no that's what I'm saying. I don't think I was like actually a voice changer.

04:07:27.440 --> 04:07:32.160
Why do I even know is a voice changer an actual device or like an application install? I really don't know though.

04:07:35.680 --> 04:07:37.680
We're going fucking banana every time.

04:07:38.680 --> 04:07:40.680
One of them sure many times

04:07:52.600 --> 04:07:54.600
Oh

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Valka lock in there buddy, I saw that.

04:08:11.960 --> 04:08:17.440
Oh, this is shit low chat.

04:08:17.440 --> 04:08:18.440
Yeah, actually.

04:08:18.440 --> 04:08:21.920
And we're in dog food prank.

04:08:21.920 --> 04:08:27.880
I'm going against guys this rating does that mean I'm in this rank right now

04:08:32.760 --> 04:08:37.520
Damn that sucks man, but I've been winning games. I've won the last two games I play I

04:08:38.080 --> 04:08:41.520
Leave like five premier games total and I've won three of them

04:08:42.300 --> 04:08:45.000
How the fuck am I in fucking four thousand you know?

04:08:45.000 --> 04:08:47.000
That doesn't make any sense.

04:08:47.000 --> 04:08:51.000
No, I played sex games because I got kicked from that one.

04:08:51.000 --> 04:08:55.500
Sweating in your favor for the sub wild will for the primer.

04:08:55.500 --> 04:08:57.000
My god, ball knowledge.

04:08:57.000 --> 04:08:58.000
Wild will, welcome.

04:08:58.000 --> 04:08:59.000
Where have you been, buddy?

04:08:59.000 --> 04:09:04.000
Anybody know wild will?

04:09:04.000 --> 04:09:08.000
How do I become a streamer like you?

04:09:08.000 --> 04:09:11.000
Go live at random times.

04:09:11.000 --> 04:09:12.000
Don't post it anywhere.

04:09:12.000 --> 04:09:18.200
Just stream on Twitch expecting the grandmothers are gaining viewers never mark it yourself anywhere. That could have buttercups

04:09:22.120 --> 04:09:24.120
That's like AI Morgan

04:09:33.320 --> 04:09:35.320
Do you know what's going to

04:09:42.000 --> 04:09:54.000
Yo, whole team's dying fucking B, dude, we're cucked.

04:09:54.000 --> 04:10:07.320
Yeah, to your right, great call out, Vilka.

04:10:07.320 --> 04:10:11.760
Oh my god, stop talking to that AI Morgan Freeman voice, bro.

04:10:11.760 --> 04:10:16.760
to your right.

04:10:21.760 --> 04:10:29.760
This guy's a jackass. That's on me. Bro, it's on the fact that my team's just laying it down. Stop going banana every single fucking round.

04:10:29.760 --> 04:10:33.760
Like, can we actually get a real push down?

04:10:33.760 --> 04:10:48.700
Watch the Deagle beam in action.

04:10:48.700 --> 04:10:50.700
I'm on a page.

04:11:18.700 --> 04:11:22.780
Oh, you don't have a positive mindset. I don't give a fuck

04:11:24.580 --> 04:11:26.420
Five and five right now. I was popping off

04:11:27.020 --> 04:11:34.580
Any damage in four rounds, dude, it's just here's the problem. I'm genuinely not trying to make excuses

04:11:35.420 --> 04:11:41.500
I'll play with my friends that are like 15 K. E. Lo and I will top frag and I cost some lobby

04:11:41.700 --> 04:11:47.340
Because they know how to play the game when I'm playing with people that don't push and we just fucking Mollie

04:11:47.340 --> 04:11:52.820
Molly Molly the but we literally backboard Molly it and then we wall ourselves off and just get head tapped

04:11:52.860 --> 04:11:57.020
It's like we're all fucked. No, we're not kicking our teammate. What are we doing?

04:11:59.700 --> 04:12:02.460
Why are we voting on kicking our team, bro, we're in a premiere

04:12:03.980 --> 04:12:05.980
This is like the dumbest shit ever

04:12:17.340 --> 04:12:41.700
I want to buy stress cases so bad. I want to buy stress cases so bad. So bad. I'm not

04:12:41.700 --> 04:12:46.020
going to oh my god

04:12:53.780 --> 04:12:57.120
we're fucking boat kicking the same guy I'm gonna fucking boat kick panda do

04:12:57.120 --> 04:12:59.700
Jesus Christ

04:13:11.700 --> 04:13:22.540
your toxic your mad or daddy first head are you mad or daddy brother's guys

04:13:22.540 --> 04:13:25.220
lame

04:13:25.220 --> 04:13:31.860
so what are we waiting for what are we waiting for he's sitting there banana

04:13:31.860 --> 04:13:36.140
with his gun out the guy swings we're just sitting there with my dick in my

04:13:36.140 --> 04:13:40.460
hand but we got one fist up your ass the other your fucking dick dude I mean

04:13:40.460 --> 04:13:43.660
What are we waiting for if the buck can walk by you shoot it

04:13:51.100 --> 04:13:54.500
Yeah, literally GGs. Yeah, literally GGs

04:13:58.180 --> 04:14:03.260
You suck I do suck big imperatives some frost on your and study

04:14:03.260 --> 04:14:07.300
They're just spam they're spam boat kicking each other

04:14:07.620 --> 04:14:13.900
Dude, this is why this is why I literally don't play premiere on stream once I get a rank all play premiere on stream

04:14:13.940 --> 04:14:18.240
When I'm playing these fucking unrated premiere lobbies and I'm playing with

04:14:18.380 --> 04:14:23.460
3000 yellow chuds and my chat's just chirping in my me year the entire time and literally every single one of my teammates

04:14:23.460 --> 04:14:25.820
Is trolling and being an absolute idiot. It's impossible

04:14:26.940 --> 04:14:29.620
Toggle from the three you're coping. Yep. I am

04:14:29.620 --> 04:14:34.180
It's 7 to 1 and we're just spam boat we're spam boat kicking Don Chewie

04:14:37.180 --> 04:14:40.380
What are you saying, bro like your AI voice shingers fucking

04:14:54.100 --> 04:14:56.300
Toggle to the thread be extraordinary

04:14:59.620 --> 04:15:12.820
Yes, yes, kick me, kick me, kick me, kick me, yes, actually vote yes, vote yes, vote

04:15:12.820 --> 04:15:20.020
yes, vote yes, no vote yes, vote yes, kick me, kick me for the fucking game, please.

04:15:20.020 --> 04:15:24.020
And then I'll cue another one.

04:15:24.020 --> 04:15:37.300
8-1. I need a fucking save, dude. I have no money. How many votes? Just everyone!

04:16:24.020 --> 04:16:37.620
We don't have the bomb down chewy down chewy grab the bomb

04:16:42.340 --> 04:16:45.180
Did he throw that smoke down what is this smoke?

04:17:24.020 --> 04:17:27.140
I'm hearing him. Jesus Christ.

04:17:27.140 --> 04:17:32.360
I don't know a good one, Joe, you're doing a male, female, male, female, male, male,

04:17:32.360 --> 04:17:36.740
male, male, male, man. Your voice changes are so bad, I can't even understand what you're

04:17:36.740 --> 04:17:40.740
saying. Like I actually can't even understand what you're saying, bro. Like are we, are

04:17:40.740 --> 04:17:47.740
we rationalizing that? I don't know a good one, Joe, male, male. What the fuck?

04:17:47.740 --> 04:17:54.740
I'm back.

04:17:54.740 --> 04:18:03.740
Get head.

04:18:03.740 --> 04:18:14.740
I'm throwing a flashback.

04:18:14.740 --> 04:18:15.740
Oh my god.

04:18:23.740 --> 04:18:28.240
I mean, talk about, talk about like actually smelly human, right?

04:18:28.240 --> 04:18:30.240
Talk about smelly human.

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Can we just say, can we agree on that?

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If you hold B, if you hold B right at that area, yo, you reek, dude.

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I'm telling you, you never shower.

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Like, that is actually a vibe you give off right there.

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Like, you fucking stink, dude.

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Your taint probably smells like actual sir shramming them when I'm so I'm

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Gonna be the fucking grossest person for you to be like I'm just gonna hold this

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Yeah nice tries

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I'm gonna hold this angle I'm gonna hold this angle. Let's see. Let's be great. Let's be great

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Dude, how is Vilka 3-11 and has a is second frag?

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800 damage. I don't want your shitty AK

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I'm buying it up

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Luke and JR for the sub peak for the sub. Let's get a nine-three curse going. I flip it around

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Beautiful flash

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Oh

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You little mole rat you little mole rat

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My god the only spot I was not going to check there literally close right unreal dude. I he had it. He was sitting there just

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Pack a fucking red man shoes left there just fucking wired

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2000 elo

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Come on Don Chile

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They're defusing the bomb Don

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They're still defusing the

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Weird on top right

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this is real life. No, stop bro. Are there an infinite amount of play? Are there an

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infinite amount? No, I'm not kicking him. We're just losing the standing of the lad,

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rather of a player. And if you vote now, you're actually in policy. If you vote now,

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You know you're actually a pussy.

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And you don't vote God.

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You know, we're in 2011, by the way.

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We're in the equivalent of bronze.

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We're in the equivalent of bronze rank on CS.

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Up we're killing each other, great.

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Oh, there's been a client.

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Wow, fast plan of a century.

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Why are we there?

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Why are we there?

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I Savvy for the three.

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Jarropopsicle, Peek, Lucas, I Savvy for the seven.

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Move it, move it!

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Dude, we are getting fucking marred by this game.

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Keep dying to corners, you still don't check that?

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Bro, this bomb is ticking.

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You realize, hey, hey buddy, hey jerk off.

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Hey jerk off, that just typed that.

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Bomb's not gone.

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Bomb's gone.

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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Beep!

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I got about 15 seconds to fucking defuse that shit. I'm just full sprinting, you know? I'm just full sprinting.

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I

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See ass was a bad idea first getting grief bro, that's what I'm saying

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I cannot keep...

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Panda just got fucking time out comp banned because he just fucking got me to 5 health. He damaged his teammates too many times.

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Dude, I literally cannot keep premiere until I'm ranked and out of this rank.

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Like, I know you guys think I'm ass. I'm not deserving of this rank.

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Like, I think I should be like 10 ke low.

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Like, I'm not saying I'm good.

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I'm not saying I'm good, but I'm literally getting my games ran down because I just get stream sniped by people

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And I also just have losers in chat chat. You're saying cap. I literally am just getting team killed or both

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What is like?

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Two of my teammates just got caught me two of my teammates just got caught them

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Don't you mean Panda can't play for a half hour now. They just got kicked from the match

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I'm not gonna have like any sort of life. Oh, hey, like we're gonna have some you a forgiveness for that

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No, I just lose the game

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And I'm done. GGs, WStream.

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Appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun watching.

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If you haven't been able to watch games,

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you can play videos, touch up games,

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touch up, have fun, listen to videos,

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I'll watch games, I play.

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I'll be live tomorrow around 3.30 EST.

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We're going to be doing bus bound for an ad

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for like the first two hours, like 3.45 to like 5.45.

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Playing games with the guys,

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PathBall, SpiderRelap, bunch of friends,

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SlopGames, Me, Sneak, Zucie, and Chris around six.

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Friday is going to be React Day around like 3.30.

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Saturday, I'm not live.

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Sunday is going to be Reacting the food challenge

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challenge promise from the

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cancer charity stream Monday is

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Trevor project charity stream

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matching chat stone is up to

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10 K for LTVQ suicide prevention

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as well as random games are

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going to be playing maybe

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retro rewind later that day

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Tuesday we're going to be

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dead as disco and other random

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games next Wednesday the sixth

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I'm live early at like 11 AM

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doing a react day for like two

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hours and then I'm going to

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seventh to the 11th filming

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a video with Jack or two videos

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with Jack actually going to be

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posting while I'm gone but I

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will not be live then we're

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back running out stream

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directly 20 drops or 80 20 drops

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we got a bunch of other

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react days a lot of gaming days

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and bunch of other content coming up that is planned

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and a late charity stream,

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or a late-made charity stream as well.

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Appreciate y'all of the odd fun

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and I will catch y'all later.

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We're actually going to raid JoJo who's playing CS.

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Appreciate y'all and I'll catch y'all later.

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Orbit's for the sub VCU for the sub.

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Not posting on the main in the gaming today and tomorrow

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but I will be posting nonstop for like 10 days after that.

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So, go watch the YouTube videos.